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Fladge Rants Live #80 Woo | The Wild World of Wonders and Wacky Wisdom That’s Too Good to Be True

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00:00:23 And. If.
00:01:10 The time is now.
00:01:12 10:01 p.m..
00:01:15 Do you know
00:01:17 of all the things you believe?
00:01:19 Which ones are true?
00:01:21 Hi, I'm Gary, and welcome to Fladge Rants Live.
00:01:24 You can see my breath right now because it's very cold in the barn,
00:01:29 but that's okay.
00:01:30 We're talking.
00:01:30 Woohoo!
00:01:34 Let's start with the Kool-Aid, man.
00:01:37 He busts through the wall and says,
00:01:40 oh yeah, that's his catchphrase.
00:01:43 Do you know who else has the catchphrase?
00:01:45 Oh yeah.
00:01:47 Macho man Randy Savage,
00:01:49 but it was Ric Flair whose catchphrase was, ooh,
00:01:54 but what woo means to me
00:01:57 and what we're talking about today
00:02:00 are things that
00:02:03 don't have any evidence behind them whatsoever.
00:02:09 Things that people believe
00:02:11 for insufficient reasons.
00:02:15 I have them.
00:02:16 You have them. And
00:02:20 here's the thing.
00:02:22 I don't know
00:02:24 how much that's really helping us.
00:02:27 So I would like to shed my self of these things.
00:02:32 And I would like to help you shed your self of these things.
00:02:36 I'm constantly asking people
00:02:38 to defend their epistemology,
00:02:41 and I don't make a lot of friends that way.
00:02:45 And, the friends I still have, those are my true friends.
00:02:49 And the ones who I asked, about their epistemology.
00:02:54 Well, generally they say, what does that mean?
00:02:57 Well, I'll tell you,
00:02:59 it's the reasons you believe certain things.
00:03:04 It doesn't require scientific scrutiny with peer review.
00:03:08 It just means.
00:03:10 Is there evidence in place
00:03:13 that affirms your beliefs?
00:03:16 That's it.
00:03:17 That's all there is to it.
00:03:20 I have a few pet woo topics.
00:03:26 Most notably the Mandela Effect, ufology,
00:03:33 ancient alien theory.
00:03:35 I've got a few that are a little wacky.
00:03:38 Doodle woo!
00:03:41 I made a little list here.
00:03:42 Now, I put this in, rather random order.
00:03:46 I wasn't sure if I should categorize guys or, or, but put them in
00:03:52 alphabetical order or, you know, classify them in any, any which way.
00:03:57 But I what I did was I sat down with my pad
00:04:01 and I wrote them down in whatever order they popped into my head.
00:04:06 So let's go through this.
00:04:08 Some of these are alternative medicine.
00:04:13 Also known as complementary medicine.
00:04:16 Camp cam, complementary alternative medicine.
00:04:19 And when used with traditional medicine, they can be quite helpful.
00:04:25 You might not agree with some of these,
00:04:26 and you might vehemently disagree with a lot of these.
00:04:33 Mark my words.
00:04:34 These are woo!
00:04:38 Acupuncture,
00:04:40 chiropractic, numerology,
00:04:44 massage therapy, reflexology
00:04:48 era, dodgy soothsayers.
00:04:51 Gypsies. Chants. Curses, incantations.
00:04:55 Dowsing, also known as divining for water, also known as water witching.
00:04:58 Which brings us to witchcraft, sorcery,
00:05:02 homoeopathy, flat earth,
00:05:06 cryptozoology, astrology,
00:05:10 palm reading, voodoo alchemy,
00:05:15 hypnosis,
00:05:17 past life regression, alchemy,
00:05:22 cryogenics,
00:05:24 faith healing, the laying on of hands.
00:05:26 I've got a few for that.
00:05:28 Like Reiki, therapeutic touch,
00:05:31 naturopathic medicine.
00:05:35 Spirit science, the aligning of chakras.
00:05:40 If you're aligning things that don't exist,
00:05:42 you're probably doing it wrong.
00:05:45 Lapidary medicine.
00:05:47 You know what that is? I'll tell you.
00:05:50 It's the use of crystals in healing.
00:05:55 Woo! Energy healing.
00:06:00 Magnetic healing.
00:06:02 Psychics, tarot cards.
00:06:06 Ouija boards and religious faith.
00:06:09 That took five minutes.
00:06:13 Let me tell you about
00:06:15 Didi Palmer.
00:06:18 Back before the turn of the century.
00:06:19 The turn of the 20th century. Not.
00:06:21 Not this last turn of the century.
00:06:24 D.D. Palmer was a known con man.
00:06:28 He practiced several careers.
00:06:31 And, his most popular,
00:06:34 successful one was a magnetic healing clinic that, was,
00:06:39 I believe, the west side of Illinois.
00:06:45 And he discovered
00:06:49 chiropractic accidentally.
00:06:53 Janitor walked into his office,
00:06:56 and he's he was having trouble hearing and,
00:07:02 and Palmer, who was not a medical professional,
00:07:07 asked him, you know, when did he lose his hearing?
00:07:10 He said I was picking something up, and and I, I heard a pop,
00:07:14 but I didn't hear it.
00:07:15 Right, because what then?
00:07:23 His, his.
00:07:24 He lost his hearing. So.
00:07:32 Why would someone call me in the middle of my monologue?
00:07:35 That is so rude. Okay. So, anyway,
00:07:39 so he lost his hearing, lifting up
00:07:42 something heavy, and he cracked his back, and he regained his hearing.
00:07:45 He said, hey, I might be on to something here.
00:07:49 So in order to,
00:07:53 he. Well, he explored chiropractic and and got,
00:07:57 pretty good at cracking backs and, aligning spines.
00:08:01 And he made up a thing called subluxation.
00:08:05 And he even
00:08:08 went as far as to make it a religious cult.
00:08:11 And that is what it is to this day
00:08:13 is not, a medical science.
00:08:16 It is a religious cult.
00:08:18 He was doing that for tax exemption.
00:08:20 That's not what got him into trouble.
00:08:22 We got into trouble is practicing medicine without, license.
00:08:26 So he went to prison
00:08:30 while he was, riding in his cell.
00:08:32 His son, BJ Palmer, took over his practice,
00:08:36 and and it grew and it was flourishing.
00:08:38 And B.J.
00:08:38 Palmer got very good at chiropractic, spotting subluxation
00:08:43 and aligning the spinal subluxation.
00:08:46 If you were to tell a real medical professional
00:08:48 that you've got subluxation, they would say, you've got what now?
00:08:53 Because that's not a set. It's
00:08:58 what he was getting at was,
00:09:01 the hip, the alignment of the spine,
00:09:04 send signals and,
00:09:07 subluxation would be a break in the signal.
00:09:11 I can hear you breathing.
00:09:13 Yeah.
00:09:15 Like that. And moving around.
00:09:18 You could.
00:09:19 You can move your mic
00:09:21 or not either way. So,
00:09:25 so to this day, they call it subluxation.
00:09:30 All we had to do really to become
00:09:35 legitimate was stop
00:09:37 using a fake made up term for what they're dealing with.
00:09:41 Because now if you tell a real doctor that you're seeing someone
00:09:45 about your subluxation.
00:09:46 So they'll tell you that's not a thing
00:09:51 because it's not, it's woo.
00:09:54 However,
00:09:56 the reason chiropractic made my list
00:09:59 is so obviously because it's woo!
00:10:01 But the reason I wanted to address it first right out of the gate was because
00:10:06 it, it has developed into a useful
00:10:11 form of treatment that I had a bad back.
00:10:15 I went to,
00:10:18 I had
00:10:20 the chiropractor, shout out to Doctor Roush.
00:10:23 He's probably retired by now, and he got me straightened out and feeling good.
00:10:29 And it does feel good, but so does a massage, which his office also offers.
00:10:34 But what,
00:10:36 D.D.
00:10:37 Palmer and BJ Palmer were offering or
00:10:42 spinal cures for all diseases.
00:10:45 And that's that's what makes it work.
00:10:48 I'm not saying it doesn't work at all.
00:10:50 I'm saying it's not.
00:10:53 Okay.
00:10:53 So if you can't make it through medical school, you've got a couple of options.
00:10:58 Little shy of becoming a doctor
00:11:01 for human beings and practicing medicine.
00:11:04 And those options are veterinary
00:11:07 and chiropractic.
00:11:10 There's another reason to call it woohoo!
00:11:15 Now back to our story.
00:11:17 So Palmer gets out of jail and,
00:11:22 he's not on speaking terms of the sun anymore.
00:11:26 BJ has taken over his practice and it's booming.
00:11:30 It's thriving. So,
00:11:33 he moves a couple
00:11:35 states over, starts his, a new practice.
00:11:39 It doesn't do so well.
00:11:40 Moves another couple of states over,
00:11:44 tries again.
00:11:45 No success.
00:11:47 So moves right back into town and starts a competitive practice
00:11:51 against his son, BJ Palmer.
00:11:55 But BJ Palmer's practice was booming and successful, and,
00:12:00 rumor has it officially D.D.
00:12:06 Palmer died of typhoid.
00:12:10 The rumor is BJ Palmer
00:12:14 ran over his dad in his car.
00:12:18 How much of that is true?
00:12:19 I don't know,
00:12:21 but I think it is important
00:12:23 to know the truth.
00:12:27 How important?
00:12:29 Let's see.
00:12:31 When we were involved in, the savannas
00:12:33 of Africa, out on the plains,
00:12:36 it it was important, but not crucial
00:12:40 to understand what's going on around you.
00:12:43 Inside your mind, you have a model of what's what.
00:12:47 The world around you is up to
00:12:50 and how accurate that is
00:12:53 isn't quite as important as just keeping you alive.
00:12:58 And, evolutionarily speaking, producing offspring.
00:13:03 And I bring it up a lot, but it's bears repeating.
00:13:07 It's over.
00:13:09 Detection of agency and agency over detection bias
00:13:13 keeps us alive.
00:13:15 If you hear a, twig snap in the woods
00:13:20 and you brace yourself for a predator
00:13:24 and there is a predator, you've got a better chance of survival.
00:13:27 If there isn't a predator anywhere.
00:13:29 All around you cost yourself a few calories, yet you burn.
00:13:35 If there
00:13:37 and then.
00:13:38 If there is a predator and you don't whirl around
00:13:40 because you don't have over detection of agency bias, then
00:13:46 you're you're you're dinner.
00:13:49 So this is ingrained in us.
00:13:51 This is nature.
00:13:52 This this predates us
00:13:55 becoming modern humans, Homo sapiens sapiens.
00:14:00 So we've got
00:14:01 it ingrained in us that we are going to assign agency
00:14:06 to things that the don't necessarily
00:14:10 have a mind or a will.
00:14:13 And that's that's where I get,
00:14:19 The history
00:14:21 of religion.
00:14:23 And this is
00:14:25 we started with, spirit animals the Native Americans believed in,
00:14:29 you know, the spirit of the wolf and the bear and the tree in the clouds,
00:14:32 in the mountains, in the river and the the streams and the the lakes and the
00:14:36 the land in the air and the clouds
00:14:39 and the sun and.
00:14:42 And the,
00:14:45 pantheon of gods developed from that type of gods.
00:14:49 And then eventually we whittled it down to monotheism,
00:14:53 which over 50% of the planet Earth
00:14:56 believes in the Abrahamic God. And
00:15:01 he's made up.
00:15:04 Because of.
00:15:07 Agency over detection bias.
00:15:10 And that is will.
00:15:13 And if you get over that
00:15:15 and move on,
00:15:17 I think as a civilization, we could grow up.
00:15:23 And if that's not what you thought I was going to be talking about today.
00:15:26 Yeah.
00:15:26 And watch it. So
00:15:30 roll the clip Brady.
00:15:32 No, not really.
00:15:35 All right. So.
00:15:38 The next thing I looked up was, Reiki.
00:15:41 The the word means mysterious atmosphere, miraculous sign.
00:15:44 It comes from Japanese words re meaning universal and key meaning life energy.
00:15:51 Reiki is a type of energy healing.
00:15:54 According to practitioners, energy can stagnate in the body
00:15:58 where there has been physical injury or even emotional pain.
00:16:03 Now, funny thing about, D.D.
00:16:06 Palmer now, he practiced magnetic therapy.
00:16:10 Funny part
00:16:11 about that is he didn't use magnets.
00:16:14 He used his hands.
00:16:16 He hovered his hands over the patient's body,
00:16:19 and he was using his own magnetism
00:16:22 to treat his customers.
00:16:27 So obviously,
00:16:30 dude ended up in jail
00:16:33 because he was practicing.
00:16:34 Woo! Now,
00:16:38 Acupuncture, acupressure, numerology.
00:16:44 We covered a couple of weeks ago.
00:16:47 Have you ever gotten your palm read or tarot
00:16:51 cards, practice Ouija boards gone and seen a psychic.
00:16:56 Now, these people, faith healers.
00:17:00 Now, one of three things is happening when you when you talk to someone
00:17:03 who tells you things about yourself that they couldn't possibly know
00:17:08 what you already told them, you've let the cat's out of the bag.
00:17:12 You you let them know and forgot
00:17:14 that you told them or or didn't know how they found out. Two
00:17:19 a lucky guess
00:17:21 or wrong guess or vague guess.
00:17:25 Three
00:17:27 they actually have someone talking to them in their ear
00:17:30 until giving them the inside scoop.
00:17:33 So there's ways to do that.
00:17:35 I like to get fooled sometimes.
00:17:37 A magic show is pretty fun,
00:17:41 but I wouldn't consider that who they know.
00:17:43 They're. They're practicing sleight of hand.
00:17:46 They call it magic, but they also call it magic tricks.
00:17:51 And they're they're just tricks.
00:17:55 Moving down the list.
00:17:56 Homeopathy.
00:17:57 That's when you take a,
00:18:00 a the actual, cure,
00:18:03 an actual functional medicine and diluted to the point
00:18:08 where it's doesn't even it's just water with a single molecule of the good stuff.
00:18:14 And apparently that's
00:18:16 supposed to be more effective than a full dose.
00:18:20 I don't know about that.
00:18:26 Alchemy has always interested me.
00:18:29 An interesting Isaac Newton.
00:18:31 He was brilliant.
00:18:32 Someone the smartest people
00:18:35 in the world.
00:18:38 Are, believe in
00:18:40 some really ridiculous things.
00:18:44 I bet.
00:18:46 Come inside and.
00:18:51 Close the door and be warm.
00:18:54 I read the text.
00:18:55 Thank you.
00:19:01 She's looking out for my best interests, and that's.
00:19:03 That's really sweet of her.
00:19:05 She just came out here to tell me that, I need to go inside and be warm.
00:19:10 But you can see I've got my my lab coat on.
00:19:12 So just because someone's wearing a lab coat
00:19:16 doesn't mean they know what they're talking about.
00:19:18 And that includes me.
00:19:21 Don't believe what I'm saying just because I'm saying it.
00:19:24 Maybe BJ Palmer didn't hit his father with the car.
00:19:29 He did die of typhoid fever.
00:19:35 Now, past life regression.
00:19:37 This is always interested me.
00:19:39 I want to do include, remote viewing
00:19:43 and telekinesis and telepathic abilities.
00:19:50 Here's another thing that I, woo that
00:19:55 that I actually think could possibly be helpful.
00:19:59 Sonic resonance.
00:20:01 Vibrations used to heal.
00:20:05 I don't know how it works or how it would work, and I don't.
00:20:09 I don't think we've figured it out as a civilization
00:20:12 like currently, but,
00:20:15 there might be something to that.
00:20:18 Its sound is, you know,
00:20:22 songs are soothing, so there might be there might be something to that.
00:20:27 There's aromatherapy, there's sound therapy that these things although woo,
00:20:33 some of these things actually have some benefits.
00:20:36 Chiropractic has some benefits. But,
00:20:40 and just because it's past is suspect
00:20:46 doesn't mean it's current practice is woo.
00:20:51 I am saying that it's current practices. Woo.
00:20:54 But that's not necessarily the case because alchemy eventually
00:20:59 made its way to chemistry.
00:21:03 Astrology
00:21:04 eventually made its way to astronomy.
00:21:07 So some of these things
00:21:09 matured and developed throughout the years and developed into
00:21:13 useful sciences.
00:21:18 Cryogenics.
00:21:20 John Wayne's not dead.
00:21:22 He's frozen in a capsule.
00:21:25 And here's the thing about freezer.
00:21:29 Living organisms, where mostly water,
00:21:33 water develops a crystal at a structure
00:21:36 because it's polarity.
00:21:38 When it freezes, it expands.
00:21:41 That would burst every cell wall in your body.
00:21:46 If they were to thaw out John Wayne right now,
00:21:49 it would be a big glob of goo.
00:21:53 The cell wall integrity would be jeopardized,
00:21:57 throughout.
00:21:59 And there's no bringing him back from that.
00:22:02 It would be much harder to piece him back together and
00:22:06 it like,
00:22:08 fortify the cell walls, then to cure throat cancer.
00:22:13 So, like
00:22:15 I said, alternative medicine, it's called alternative medicine
00:22:18 because if it worked, they would simply call it medicine.
00:22:24 Now, they put this complementary
00:22:27 moniker on there and call it Kam. Kam
00:22:32 to make it sound better.
00:22:35 It embellishes it.
00:22:37 It does sound a little better
00:22:38 when you call it complementary alternative medicine.
00:22:42 And, now, this is not to be confused with herbal remedies.
00:22:47 Some doctors actually prescribe,
00:22:51 you know, elderberry pills and, and things that,
00:22:55 that tribal natives actually use in their healing.
00:22:59 And, but witchdoctors shamans,
00:23:03 that's who.
00:23:06 So I looked up the, the healing power of crystals.
00:23:10 Now crystals do vibrate and they're they're cool.
00:23:13 Crystal simply means pattern.
00:23:16 That's what the word crystal means.
00:23:17 It's a pattern.
00:23:19 And crystals, you know, crystal set radio,
00:23:23 a little tune in a single frequency, the one that it resonates with.
00:23:28 And, and so there's there's something to
00:23:32 like if you can use a, a crystal as a receiver,
00:23:37 there's something there.
00:23:38 There's, there is a there there. But
00:23:42 healing I don't know magnet therapy.
00:23:45 Now, the, the D.D.
00:23:48 Palmer,
00:23:50 mag magnetic, healing.
00:23:53 That's absolute woo because he was using his hands
00:23:57 and that's that any time you've got a laying on of hands or,
00:24:01 you know, the Reiki or, you know, touching
00:24:04 or massage therapy, it might feel good.
00:24:08 The definitely placebo effect there, but
00:24:12 honestly, that is all. Woo!
00:24:17 Spirit science.
00:24:19 I said something about aligning the chakras and there's,
00:24:23 there's all sorts of stuff about look up
00:24:25 spirit science if you want a good laugh.
00:24:28 It is bad.
00:24:29 It is obvious. Woo.
00:24:32 But maybe we want to believe some of this stuff.
00:24:36 I know the stuff that I, you know, the the Mandela Effect and ufology
00:24:41 and the, the crazy ancient alien theories that I get into a Bigfoot.
00:24:47 There's a few that that woo concepts that that I actually subscribe to,
00:24:54 and I'm not particularly proud of it.
00:24:57 And I've got some bias that that leads me there, but at least
00:25:02 I'm reasonable enough to say, you know, there is no scientific backing for this.
00:25:07 And, that I, I asked the kid about it so that that's coming up.
00:25:12 We've got the kids segment coming up.
00:25:14 So that's that's good.
00:25:16 And, all I've got left on my list
00:25:19 is psychics, tarot cards and Ouija boards.
00:25:23 Now that is
00:25:26 all. Woo.
00:25:28 And and it works very much the same way.
00:25:32 Is like a faith healer.
00:25:33 Like Nostradamus is.
00:25:36 Predictions were so vague that,
00:25:40 sure, a bunch of it came through a bunch of times.
00:25:45 But it's proof.
00:25:47 Roll the clip, Brady.
00:25:55 If two metals with the same structure come into contact
00:25:59 in space, they will stick together and cannot be separated.
00:26:02 This incredible phenomenon is known as cold welding.
00:26:05 During this process, the two pieces of metal cannot distinguish
00:26:09 that their atoms are separate,
00:26:10 and instead they believe they're part of the same piece.
00:26:13 If two metals with the same structure come into use of the word believe,
00:26:17 they're, metals don't believe anything.
00:26:21 But, you know what?
00:26:23 He said during this process?
00:26:24 The two pieces of metal cannot distinguish that their atoms are separate,
00:26:28 and instead they believe they're part of the same piece.
00:26:31 That's that's what the metal thinks.
00:26:33 That was a little, throwback from last week.
00:26:36 I've.
00:26:36 I found the video a day late, so I sent it into the
00:26:41 the flag
00:26:42 cast so that we could watch it this week, because I just thought
00:26:45 it was really ridiculous to say that the metal believes.
00:26:51 What does my metal believe?
00:27:01 My wife is desperately trying
00:27:02 to get me to come inside.
00:27:07 I've gotta I gotta show to run.
00:27:08 I've got.
00:27:09 There's going to be a drop in the future.
00:27:12 Really?
00:27:13 Okay.
00:27:16 Speaking.
00:27:16 Take no orders from the woman, by the way.
00:27:19 By the way, I don't take no orders from no women.
00:27:22 No, I'll go inside.
00:27:23 I don't mind, I just wanted to.
00:27:26 You.
00:27:28 There's a woo.
00:27:31 That was not a who as a who.
00:27:35 Whoa, whoa oh.
00:27:40 Didn't you didn't see the woman above the who?
00:27:43 No. I've got some Ric Flair clips for you.
00:27:48 Woo made woo.
00:27:49 And I probably didn't even set up, did I?
00:27:51 And woo made you, are they clips of him being a good father?
00:27:56 Because, I don't know, you could find any. No,
00:28:00 no. Oh, yes.
00:28:03 Hold on.
00:28:03 Rick Flair.
00:28:06 Good father and good father.
00:28:09 Yeah. Oh, yeah.
00:28:10 Show that both the clip. Brady.
00:28:12 Oh, support a 42 minute movie about him.
00:28:15 Discusses the loss of his son.
00:28:18 Oh, yeah. That's good parenting.
00:28:21 Yeah. Son was a druggie.
00:28:23 Okay, let's see if you ever met his birth parents.
00:28:27 Spoiler alert.
00:28:28 Oh, he's adopted.
00:28:32 Oh, wait.
00:28:34 Ric Flair was adopted.
00:28:36 Ric Flair kidnaped by child traffickers and gets emotional.
00:28:39 There we go.
00:28:40 We have a winner.
00:28:41 Whoa!
00:28:45 Can I be kidnaped by child traffickers?
00:28:49 Yeah. You can't.
00:28:51 I hope you do. How many years?
00:28:53 Because I've been in Memphis.
00:28:54 Because I know you talk about being in Minnesota.
00:28:56 Well, in a month, I'm adopted. Oh. You okay?
00:28:58 Yeah. Yeah.
00:28:59 Interesting.
00:29:00 Is it true that you will screen is broken again?
00:29:03 Child traffickers. Yeah.
00:29:04 And you ended up. Hold on.
00:29:10 What?
00:29:13 Why do I have to hold on Memphis?
00:29:14 Because I know you ended up being in Minnesota.
00:29:17 Not while it's been a month. I'm adopted.
00:29:18 Oh. You okay? Yeah.
00:29:20 Interesting. Is it true that you was stolen?
00:29:23 Yeah.
00:29:24 Child traffickers.
00:29:24 Yeah. Stolen.
00:29:26 And you ended up being adopted.
00:29:28 So how? I've never heard of.
00:29:30 I mean, I've heard of trafficking child being stolen.
00:29:33 Never hold the baby stolen.
00:29:36 Stolen.
00:29:36 Never heard of a stolen baby before?
00:29:38 No. No.
00:29:40 Kidnaped.
00:29:42 Oh, yes.
00:29:43 You scanned it?
00:29:45 Found that amber list with your adoptive parents and not your biological parents.
00:29:49 I think you told me when I was, like, five.
00:29:51 Did you ever seek out questioning?
00:29:55 I'm questioning my race.
00:29:56 You know, you were kidnaped, and then we.
00:30:00 Does it look like this is how we found out?
00:30:03 Ric? Ric Flair shouldn't have that suit on.
00:30:07 It's got some flair to it.
00:30:10 Oh, I see what you did there.
00:30:11 So you don't know. You don't know if you have brothers.
00:30:13 Sisters who as recently.
00:30:15 Funny. Let's say she dressed up for the interview.
00:30:17 The guy.
00:30:18 How many others was that when he.
00:30:21 Six, six years ago, someone reached out.
00:30:25 My brother, my last man, not my real name would be Fred Phillips.
00:30:28 Right.
00:30:29 And, my my brother reached out to me.
00:30:31 I didn't have any interest.
00:30:32 Fred Phillips really probably want to borrow money.
00:30:35 You know?
00:30:35 So, you know,
00:30:38 like, he's like, I got no you.
00:30:40 You're looking. Ricky's making a shitload of money on cameo.
00:30:43 I'll tell you that.
00:30:43 500 bucks is all about the money.
00:30:46 They call you back, right? Wow.
00:30:48 You mentioned your dad was a doctor.
00:30:50 Your mom was an actress.
00:30:51 Who was this guy interviewing?
00:30:52 Or she work for the JSA.
00:30:55 She wrote a book called.
00:30:57 No. And she. I got knocked out.
00:30:59 You don't know?
00:30:59 She was an actress.
00:31:01 She, Look, it's up in the upper left corner.
00:31:02 She's the third time. Oh, yeah.
00:31:06 Okay. And she.
00:31:07 You know him? Is Shannon Sharpe, NFL player.
00:31:10 Oh my God. Yeah, yeah. My dad had to do that.
00:31:13 Yeah I don't know I don't know what the condition of his ass I guess the one in
00:31:17 you was one of the great tight ends.
00:31:19 Well time he has what.
00:31:20 When you talk about your dad right up.
00:31:25 He was a big influence on you, wasn't it?
00:31:26 Yeah. We'll be right back.
00:31:28 I have to go find a new job.
00:31:29 I do everything 5:00.
00:31:31 If I'd be five years old.
00:31:33 Our downstairs, so I just.
00:31:35 I don't know where this came on pretty quick, I think, because he says who?
00:31:39 This isn't the woo video.
00:31:43 Yeah.
00:31:44 Yeah,
00:31:46 I got a video.
00:31:49 So to
00:31:51 woo woo woo woo
00:31:55 woo woo woo woo woo woo
00:31:59 woo woo solid and broke fire.
00:32:03 Oh you woo woo
00:32:08 oh boy.
00:32:12 Woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo.
00:32:19 So for the record, it's, it's two minutes of that.
00:32:23 So we'll we'll, we'll, we'll split it up.
00:32:29 So, Curt
00:32:30 Kermit, what's your take on woo woo woo woo woo?
00:32:34 I can't it's simply doesn't help moving forward with,
00:32:39 bull crap is not effective reasoning, so we should have it.
00:32:46 Bullshit is that is woo.
00:32:49 So woo is. It has nothing to do with you.
00:32:51 And, Shaw's courting of, Sabrina.
00:32:56 Oh, that that.
00:32:57 Oh, there's a new song she's got, I'm going to sing a few bars.
00:33:02 Can you explain that bedroom photo
00:33:05 from the 1920s?
00:33:07 I think?
00:33:09 No, I cannot remember.
00:33:11 We already talked about Sabrina's new car. New song.
00:33:14 It's called don't, don't, don't or.
00:33:16 No. It's called stop, stop, stop.
00:33:18 Yes. What is it?
00:33:19 No no no.
00:33:21 Well, yes.
00:33:24 Anyone?
00:33:25 Anyone?
00:33:26 Okay.
00:33:27 Where?
00:33:29 Oh, yeah.
00:33:30 This is where?
00:33:33 I want to play a game.
00:33:36 I'm thinking of a number.
00:33:38 Okay.
00:33:39 To 100.
00:33:41 Okay. 77.
00:33:51 How about let's play?
00:33:52 What's in your pants?
00:33:55 This is panties horse.
00:33:57 He could help us with a song about pants.
00:34:04 Okay.
00:34:05 And the.
00:34:08 What's in your pants?
00:34:09 And I don't make you or.
00:34:13 Or we can play what's in my drink?
00:34:16 It is.
00:34:17 This time we got 840 002.
00:34:20 It wasn't two for eight.
00:34:22 I got moon shake.
00:34:28 It's a fudge brownie moon shake.
00:34:31 Then a jar.
00:34:33 Oh, my God, I can barely open it.
00:34:35 Okay, I got it.
00:34:36 The federal diversity, equity and inclusion spending explodes under Biden.
00:34:41 Harris
00:34:43 rule.
00:34:45 I'm going to guess that it's 848, though.
00:34:49 The random number was 848, by the way.
00:34:52 By the way, what is it?
00:34:55 Wait.
00:34:55 I was told to choose between 1 and 100.
00:34:59 So 848 was your argument.
00:35:03 Your argument is moot.
00:35:04 Did you pick a number from 1 to 100?
00:35:06 Yeah, 77.
00:35:09 Oh, I didn't hear that.
00:35:10 I apologize, I'm sorry.
00:35:13 You are sorry.
00:35:15 Oh, burn.
00:35:18 I was agreeing with you.
00:35:21 I want to guess.
00:35:21 Draw is.
00:35:24 We're right, I was wrong.
00:35:26 I apologize,
00:35:28 okay,
00:35:30 I nailed the monologue today.
00:35:32 I went on for an extra ten minutes just because no one would join me.
00:35:38 Speaking of no one joining me, why wasn't there?
00:35:42 No, no, you were not there.
00:35:46 Well, I understand there are things that are more important
00:35:50 in the flag cast,
00:35:53 just not in my life time.
00:35:57 Oh, you're the.
00:36:01 Is that the new, Sabrina Carpenter song?
00:36:04 No. Is there there's not a new one.
00:36:07 She's.
00:36:09 Yeah. I was treated today.
00:36:10 I can't remember how it goes.
00:36:13 Really? You can't know how it goes?
00:36:15 Yeah. You know. Yeah.
00:36:17 Hit it.
00:36:22 I heard you're back together.
00:36:24 And if it's true.
00:36:28 I don't know how it goes.
00:36:31 Oh, do you know what you know?
00:36:34 Where in the world is draw. You
00:36:39 let me be who?
00:36:41 Let me.
00:36:43 Who, who I oh, well, she sneaks around the world from the Carolinas.
00:36:50 Barbecue finger chuck rumble.
00:36:52 And I'm from Lee's Beijing.
00:36:55 Right on the number six.
00:36:57 China, to be fair, in the world is Dr.
00:37:01 Drew.
00:37:02 Yo, Georgia.
00:37:06 Hahahahahahahaha.
00:37:09 There. Oh.
00:37:10 Nice wallpaper.
00:37:13 That's the giveaway.
00:37:14 That is Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
00:37:22 Bingo.
00:37:22 Nailed it right out of the gate.
00:37:27 I've stayed in that room before.
00:37:32 That's a dry county.
00:37:34 That lamb. Why is there a little lamb?
00:37:36 Little lamp right next to a giant lamb?
00:37:39 You've got your finger taped up.
00:37:40 Did you hurt yourself?
00:37:45 Did you make an owie?
00:37:49 Was that your Elmo?
00:37:50 Have.
00:37:51 So, Colin, if you want to try and guess, where in the world.
00:37:55 Yeah, fine. It's it's free racing.
00:37:58 How do you say it, Gary?
00:38:01 Draw in.
00:38:01 The draw is draw him and draw da da da.
00:38:05 I don't think you said that right,
00:38:07 I know. Oh.
00:38:12 So that's the number of.
00:38:13 Do we have any comments?
00:38:14 You we usually have a welder comment by now.
00:38:21 He probably is saying right now,
00:38:25 Brad is absolutely right about everything
00:38:27 he said in the opening monologue.
00:38:33 Or maybe I was wrong about everything I said in the opening monologue.
00:38:36 You your do your homework, do some fact checking,
00:38:41 see if I'm right. Oh, there it is.
00:38:43 I think you're just wrong about everything.
00:38:48 Wait, what does it say?
00:38:49 I like Doctor Disrespect.
00:38:53 You can't can you can read that.
00:38:55 You can't read that guy.
00:38:56 I can read that says go funk yourself.
00:39:00 Yeah, it's all funky.
00:39:02 Go fuck yourself. YouTube.
00:39:03 Go to Rumble, which now has Doctor Disrespect.
00:39:07 Starting today.
00:39:09 I'm not sure what that means or what.
00:39:10 I think. He play video games
00:39:13 rolling,
00:39:14 but but he's not a real like a medical doctor.
00:39:17 It's more like woo!
00:39:19 It's I can play, we can play video.
00:39:21 I realize I'm muddying the waters by wearing a lab coat
00:39:26 because I'm not really like a doctor in the traditional sense.
00:39:31 Or in any sense.
00:39:34 Other, other senses.
00:39:36 Yeah, there are other senses.
00:39:37 So, Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
00:39:40 I was right, right out of the gate. Right.
00:39:41 I nailed where draw is. Right?
00:39:44 Right. My first guess.
00:39:46 No on wallpaper.
00:39:47 I'm going to guess 1965.
00:39:50 He went back in time.
00:39:52 Here. Let's do a segment inside a segment.
00:39:54 Is there a tiny little uncomfortable chair that looks like
00:39:57 it's made out of wood legs,
00:39:58 and it's the hardest uncomfortable chair you've ever seen?
00:40:00 Then you're definitely in 1965.
00:40:04 Nope.
00:40:04 Because it's this, particular line of hotel that, exists in 1965.
00:40:09 Where are you still not in the basement studio.
00:40:13 So there is no basement studio.
00:40:16 There is a basic fiber core from the basement.
00:40:20 Oh, Brady has a basement studio.
00:40:24 There is.
00:40:26 The studio is kind of a stretch.
00:40:29 It has a microphone.
00:40:30 So I guess you're right.
00:40:31 It's a studio.
00:40:34 Oh. Oh, that one's got a hold of me.
00:40:36 Do you own the respect that it has?
00:40:38 No walls in a kitchen.
00:40:41 About that, a studio.
00:40:43 I've used the bathroom.
00:40:44 I have never used the kitchen.
00:40:49 What have you.
00:40:49 Thank you, thank you, thank you for that.
00:40:51 I appreciate that, because.
00:40:52 Yes, that'd be gross.
00:40:56 You tired already?
00:40:57 Did you want to go in as above? So below.
00:41:00 I am going to go in soon.
00:41:01 Because. Just because it's cold.
00:41:02 But here, look at this.
00:41:04 Not cold. It's not cold.
00:41:06 It's definitely not warm.
00:41:07 But it certainly is not cold.
00:41:09 Okay, so this is, a heater
00:41:13 that you can see over the cooler.
00:41:18 Right. What?
00:41:18 So you're just outside side, and then I'll tell you what's wrong with it.
00:41:23 It's not turned on.
00:41:25 It turned turning on.
00:41:29 It's all right.
00:41:30 So it should have made a pinging noise, right?
00:41:32 When you turn it on.
00:41:32 Right?
00:41:38 And then there's this other one here.
00:41:42 Oh. So,
00:41:44 okay, so a couple questions.
00:41:45 Have they ever worked?
00:41:47 Yeah.
00:41:48 Did you get them out of your neighbor's trash?
00:41:52 Oh, that's.
00:41:53 So did you both have.
00:41:55 That one's going to work better.
00:41:57 You think so the second one do they have, fuel?
00:42:03 Oh crap.
00:42:05 Yes. I just I spent $6
00:42:08 a gallon, bought a ton of kerosene.
00:42:11 So I know we're still in the middle of a segment, but you want to play a game?
00:42:13 What? Three things are needed.
00:42:17 Do you know what three things are needed for?
00:42:18 Heat.
00:42:20 You, lot, flame
00:42:27 and air
00:42:29 right here.
00:42:30 And and one more thing.
00:42:32 Flame, fuel and air.
00:42:34 Those are three.
00:42:35 You're going to waste a lot of energy.
00:42:36 If those are the only three things you have.
00:42:39 That's that's all.
00:42:40 It's all.
00:42:41 Yeah, I don't have I don't have, like, there's got to be something.
00:42:44 There's got to be like a filament or something in there that gets hot.
00:42:47 Yeah, it's got a filament.
00:42:49 All right then that's a fourth thing I think that's called the will.
00:42:53 The source.
00:42:55 But no, that would be a fuel
00:42:57 thing then I don't get I don't get woohoo!
00:42:59 I was hoping that you were going to woo draw finally admit
00:43:03 I mean you've been sneaking around it since
00:43:05 before I was another picture right there.
00:43:08 You guys are secretly in love.
00:43:10 Okay, no, I don't need to.
00:43:11 Woohoo! Draw.
00:43:13 But I do want to know where he is.
00:43:15 So Milwaukee was wrong.
00:43:20 Now the wall looks like female parts to me.
00:43:24 Everything, whatever it is I think I see
00:43:28 becomes a Tootsie roll to me.
00:43:32 Yeah, there's all kinds of all kinds of comments.
00:43:36 Oh, yeah.
00:43:36 You're even more comments.
00:43:39 Yeah. Let's get to the comments.
00:43:40 Oh, that's not even wallpaper. That's a
00:43:43 if I had known that that was
00:43:46 boring.
00:43:47 Well we got to follow though.
00:43:49 Oh no.
00:43:52 That's what you say.
00:43:52 Oh that's the rumble bots on us.
00:43:55 Bill, how are you doing?
00:43:57 Hey, we're doing great. Yeah.
00:44:00 Best wishes.
00:44:00 Oh, he's a promoter. This is great stuff.
00:44:04 Okay. Yeah.
00:44:04 We don't we don't really need help in that department.
00:44:07 You're like, oh, you're good at the rumble bot.
00:44:09 Oh no I will I'm gonna send them an email later.
00:44:12 I'm definitely interested in that.
00:44:14 I think that'll push us over the top.
00:44:16 That's the only thing we haven't done.
00:44:19 But yeah.
00:44:20 But then you just find out he's a Vietnamese
00:44:24 that sells clicks and views.
00:44:28 That's okay. Yeah,
00:44:30 well, I trying to work for me.
00:44:32 Even YouTube does that.
00:44:33 I was I keep getting this thing that pops up.
00:44:35 I'm like, all right I'll finally take it.
00:44:37 Take a little survey. All right. I'll take the survey then.
00:44:39 They want me to pay money to give our channel placement.
00:44:44 So that tells you right off the bat.
00:44:45 Remember when YouTube used to just post videos that were popular?
00:44:49 Yeah.
00:44:51 I don't wait a minute.
00:44:53 How do you how do they become popular if they don't get posted?
00:44:58 So somebody would say, hey, check this out.
00:45:00 It's usually a stupid cat or somebody dying way back then or you know,
00:45:04 but then people by word of mouth would click it and share it
00:45:06 and like it or whatever.
00:45:07 But now it's just paid,
00:45:10 propped up.
00:45:12 Speaking of that, we want you to like, comment and subscribe
00:45:15 so that we can get placement on Rumble.
00:45:18 It helps.
00:45:19 It's free.
00:45:21 Oh yeah, it'll cost to watch that rumble for sure.
00:45:24 Do stuff.
00:45:26 I don't play the John Wayne's Frozen. I don't believe it.
00:45:29 John Wayne I can't.
00:45:31 Yeah, I just just a bunch of silly stories that he's not that he's frozen.
00:45:35 Which you would disagree, right?
00:45:36 He's dead and frozen.
00:45:38 Incorrect.
00:45:39 He's dead and frozen is frozen.
00:45:43 But it will never be thrown out in a way that would help anything
00:45:47 in order to do that.
00:45:48 Well, wait.
00:45:48 So but these did I freeze, I freeze broccoli in the cellular walls.
00:45:53 The broccoli doesn't break down.
00:45:54 In fact, I'd say it's suspended in exactly the same way.
00:45:57 I froze it.
00:45:58 So as long as, like, if you were to freeze yourself now
00:46:01 before you died, I don't think it would break down like you're saying.
00:46:05 I don't think you would be much.
00:46:09 I disagree.
00:46:12 Well, let's find out.
00:46:13 How cold is it in there?
00:46:15 About 34.
00:46:19 So two more degrees we could find out.
00:46:22 Two more degrees in, like, six more days.
00:46:25 Okay, I got time, I got time, yeah,
00:46:27 we'll just leave it running and take that long to figure out where George is.
00:46:30 So I know I've had one
00:46:33 guess, and I don't know if it's wrong yet.
00:46:36 I'm not saying my guess, because, you know, I don't know.
00:46:40 All I know is,
00:46:43 Deer for hedge fagot.
00:46:46 Fucker.
00:46:47 Veggie.
00:46:48 Different veggie folks always tell me veggie folks.
00:46:52 Always folks, folks, folk folks, folks
00:46:56 always tell me that gals like to be wooed.
00:46:59 But when I holler woo at them, they give me dirty looks.
00:47:03 What's up with that signed flag fan from Twitter?
00:47:07 Okay, for every fan from Twitter, you're you're doing it wrong.
00:47:13 Yeah.
00:47:15 What do you think?
00:47:17 How are they doing it wrong?
00:47:18 How do you think they're doing it?
00:47:20 Why?
00:47:21 A woman who.
00:47:25 Yeah.
00:47:25 Yeah, if I have to explain it, you're not.
00:47:28 You're not going to ever get it.
00:47:31 But know who you are wooing at them.
00:47:35 No. No.
00:47:35 Wooing has nothing to do with the sound of,
00:47:40 You will never wooing someone with woo.
00:47:44 What? Yeah. Is it? No.
00:47:46 I know it sounds like a contradiction, but you got it.
00:47:50 Men have run out of all other ideas at that point when they're just.
00:47:53 They see a hot woman go by and they're like, woo!
00:47:56 The woo just goes on deaf ears is what you're saying.
00:47:59 Yeah, it falls on deaf ears.
00:48:01 I mean, if you want to woo a deaf woman,
00:48:04 women hate it, but they hate it more when it's how how does she.
00:48:07 So you were saying that you were going back to group.
00:48:09 That's the wrong one. And there must have been a woman.
00:48:12 And I don't listen to women yelling.
00:48:13 I tell them to shut up.
00:48:15 Wow, wow.
00:48:16 He's. Yeah, I must have it.
00:48:19 This is the new Sabrina Carpenter video.
00:48:22 This is her bed with her weapons.
00:48:24 No, no, no.
00:48:25 To cut to the chase.
00:48:27 Yeah, go to the chase. Where's Gary?
00:48:30 It ends.
00:48:31 Yeah, it ends with him dead in the pool.
00:48:34 Oh, that looks like a chick.
00:48:36 Yes, it was a chick. Because the. Wait.
00:48:38 This is on this. Is this on YouTube?
00:48:41 Yeah. I'm not.
00:48:42 Someone needs to report this immediately.
00:48:43 This is violence.
00:48:45 Oh, dude, look look look look look.
00:48:48 Violence.
00:48:50 What is this is they're showing violence on YouTube.
00:48:52 I was I just had a video that was taken off YouTube just the other day
00:48:55 for those she graphic
00:48:58 content.
00:48:59 You know, this is just a
00:49:02 so I can tell you what to be honest, anybody in the in the comments. No.
00:49:05 The difference between her videos and jaws videos
00:49:09 because I haven't even seen jaws videos and I know the difference.
00:49:13 She's a blond hottie with, tits hanging.
00:49:15 Well, hers are making you money.
00:49:17 And so if you're money, well, right. And.
00:49:20 All right, we're going to watch this part.
00:49:22 We're going to get we'll watch. We'll get copyright rate.
00:49:24 Our video will get Gore banned.
00:49:27 Right, right. Perfect.
00:49:30 So and for the record, I've jumped all around.
00:49:32 We are not enjoying this video. Just showing it.
00:49:34 We are commenting on the gore.
00:49:36 Why isn't it banned? Look, she's on fire
00:49:40 all three times there.
00:49:41 Disclaimer before this video, this is the song I was talking about
00:49:45 was all right for the disclaimer.
00:49:47 However, if you like blood
00:49:50 video, I like the brunet.
00:49:52 Let me see if you like it.
00:49:55 And she missing an arm? Yeah.
00:49:57 Does she have a retarded sounding I, Sabrina Carpenter, do a disclaimer
00:50:01 before the video starts rolling.
00:50:08 Yeah.
00:50:09 Parental advisor and viewer warning.
00:50:11 The following is that all content and depicts graphic violence that maybe
00:50:14 I have that viewers, in the description I have that in the
00:50:18 in the description it says that you should offer.
00:50:22 So what what so let's let's get right to that was what was your content?
00:50:25 Just, an atom bomb, a nuclear mushroom cloud.
00:50:28 Mushroom cloud?
00:50:29 Yeah. Pretty much.
00:50:30 It was just a couple of videos that I stole from YouTube.
00:50:33 Just a loop, just to have something in the background while the song played.
00:50:36 I don't know if the issue was the song or the
00:50:40 video because they
00:50:42 look timestamp
00:50:44 on the song didn't really.
00:50:46 It was the chorus.
00:50:47 It was like a and it wasn't anything that was a big you can see her guts.
00:50:51 She's somehow stroking her own hair with the chick's arm that's not connected.
00:50:56 Yeah, I don't get it. It's wonderful.
00:50:58 This isn't even the one. Oh, this is the one.
00:51:00 I thought, because the whole point of the the whole point of the song is
00:51:03 when they kiss. Yeah. No.
00:51:06 You're kissing, you know, because he's cheating, right?
00:51:09 Tastes he taste or she taste or. Yeah.
00:51:12 It's kind of like they're kissing the woman.
00:51:14 Taste the other woman. Oh, really? Okay. I wasn't thinking kissing.
00:51:17 I was thinking they were tasting something else.
00:51:19 I guess I go further.
00:51:20 Oh, we just keep playing that part.
00:51:23 Yeah, this part here.
00:51:25 Yeah.
00:51:26 And he's kissing you is me.
00:51:29 This is me.
00:51:30 This is me. Yeah.
00:51:32 I just have to tease me through. You.
00:51:36 Just have to tease me.
00:51:38 I think this should bring us into our next key. Keep.
00:51:40 Keep playing that over and over again. I'll be right back.
00:51:45 Oh. Yeah.
00:51:46 We should watch more of it.
00:51:48 Is this. Does she fall on a pile of grapes?
00:51:51 No. She's gotta clean that shirt off.
00:51:53 Or half her shirt.
00:51:54 It keep keep doing it.
00:51:59 Oh, no.
00:52:00 I'll be right back.
00:52:00 Keep playing it. The.
00:52:04 For real. The.
00:52:10 It's not right.
00:52:14 What an ass!
00:52:16 Holy shit!
00:52:17 Dude, what an ass!
00:52:18 Behind that woman.
00:52:22 I mean, you see it, right?
00:52:24 There's.
00:52:24 There's a bunch of asses behind her.
00:52:30 Okay,
00:52:32 okay.
00:52:35 Where?
00:52:36 I'll be right back. I had to go find a new job.
00:52:38 I'll be right back.
00:52:39 I have to go find a new jabber.
00:52:42 I still hit it anyway.
00:52:48 Please kiss me.
00:52:50 Yeah, and we'll mute it. We'll mute it.
00:52:53 Okay, hold on a second. Did you see that? Yeah.
00:52:55 This is way better now.
00:52:58 Cuts her
00:52:59 with the chainsaw.
00:53:07 Well, that's a shame.
00:53:10 That's a waste of a perfectly good white girl.
00:53:13 I, I recognize that reference.
00:53:19 Yeah, sometimes I think I'm
00:53:20 just that stupid Saturday Night Live character that just repeats movie
00:53:24 lines and thinks they're funny, but I'm sometimes actually funny.
00:53:29 So what do you think they.
00:53:32 How did she just kill her?
00:53:33 But she's standing.
00:53:34 She's.
00:53:35 How is that possible? She killed her.
00:53:36 Oh, it's a music video.
00:53:38 She killed her.
00:53:40 Now she's alive.
00:53:42 This is right next to her.
00:53:44 What? Has something happened?
00:53:46 Oh, it was him the whole time.
00:53:48 Oh. Yeah.
00:53:50 It's victory.
00:53:52 They killed the beloved boyfriend because he was cheating, and everyone wins.
00:53:56 Girl power.
00:53:58 Oh, interesting.
00:54:01 I think that's her little friend.
00:54:03 I think for casting that
00:54:05 she was a shoo in because she was her little friend.
00:54:08 You know what's cool in the background? In my ear.
00:54:10 I still hear that woman rush brushing her nipples off, and I'm enjoying it.
00:54:15 Oh, okay. Good.
00:54:15 Weird.
00:54:16 In that last shot, the friend, she's got a weird look.
00:54:19 I like the brunet,
00:54:21 and I'm, I'm more into blond peanut. Her.
00:54:24 Her head shape is like.
00:54:26 She looks fine up until the last shot.
00:54:29 Keep going. No, and she's looking forward.
00:54:31 Yeah. Like that. Oh, yeah. You're right.
00:54:34 What is it, like an alien bug?
00:54:37 It's shiny.
00:54:39 Oh, he cracked the.
00:54:40 Never mind. Now they're going to go do it.
00:54:43 She's had some work done and it wasn't good.
00:54:47 Okay, okay.
00:54:48 YouTube ball's in your court.
00:54:50 Fucking us for that one.
00:54:52 Yeah, right.
00:54:54 Let's figure out where draw is.
00:54:55 So to do thinking of a map,
00:55:03 I'm going to go thinking of a map.
00:55:07 It's been around a long time.
00:55:09 I went out, out West shared.
00:55:13 And you look like you're.
00:55:13 You know what? That's a Canadian, not out west.
00:55:15 Let's say you're in Canada.
00:55:18 Yep. Cannot.
00:55:20 And it's a broad thing. It's like.
00:55:22 It's like I'll take from six to infinity and you take from 1 to 5.
00:55:25 Now let's go.
00:55:26 This is like the Memphis Grizzlies logo sort of look like that.
00:55:29 Or to use those colors.
00:55:30 All right I'm starting to get the chili wheelies.
00:55:32 I got to turn the woman washing her breasts off.
00:55:35 Oh you're so much into behind the scenes over there.
00:55:37 Yeah.
00:55:38 It's just you know, it's the sound.
00:55:42 Yeah. I love the sound of that.
00:55:44 You hear.
00:55:45 And I love it.
00:55:45 I love the sound of her nipple.
00:55:47 I love the sound.
00:55:48 I mean.
00:55:51 The last little short I sent
00:55:54 you was a real, wrestling sea. Woo!
00:55:59 The very last one.
00:56:00 I said the one just before the show started.
00:56:02 I know it's here somewhere.
00:56:05 Is the very last thing I said.
00:56:06 That one that's real. Oh.
00:56:14 So. I don't like the little guys chances in this wrestling match.
00:56:22 They have four ropes instead of three.
00:56:25 Rope and the ring.
00:56:26 It's got four because that guy's so huge.
00:56:32 Wait, how many guesses do I get?
00:56:33 He is in Tallahassee.
00:56:38 Have we already said it?
00:56:43 He doesn't see it.
00:56:44 I don't, I'm not sure if you can't hear us.
00:56:47 Did you want us to get a wellness check?
00:56:49 Give us your.
00:56:50 Give us your address, and then we'll guess,
00:56:57 Boston, Massachusetts.
00:57:02 Mass.
00:57:03 No shit.
00:57:05 Is he back in Cleveland?
00:57:07 The sound is still going.
00:57:08 Where did it? I can't find the tab.
00:57:11 You can't get rid of it.
00:57:12 She's gone. There she goes.
00:57:13 All right.
00:57:14 Oh, now it's so quiet.
00:57:15 Empty.
00:57:18 Oh, I'm lost without her.
00:57:20 The time is now.
00:57:22 10:01 p.m..
00:57:34 Is it?
00:57:36 That's when you said we were thinking.
00:57:38 I heard two of them.
00:57:43 Saint Petersburg.
00:57:49 That it's sweaty enough for Florida.
00:57:54 There's no way there is an air conditioning.
00:57:57 I like the way you make.
00:57:58 You're making it look light out. That's nice.
00:58:00 I don't feel like it very different in here.
00:58:03 The window's not open.
00:58:05 I opened it and closed it earlier.
00:58:06 Nobody paid attention. I'm not doing it again.
00:58:09 I see, I saw it,
00:58:11 you saw it?
00:58:12 I don't want to guess because I know where you are.
00:58:14 You're in the same place. You always hear people.
00:58:16 Waveland, Ohio.
00:58:17 Nope. Not.
00:58:23 I'm going to go with the outskirts of,
00:58:27 Chicago.
00:58:30 Suburbs of Chicago, Illinois.
00:58:36 Okay.
00:58:37 Can we can we get a clue?
00:58:38 Are you you're.
00:58:40 It's a newer, newer chain of hotel.
00:58:42 Are you in the United States?
00:58:44 This is a chicken attack. It wasn't newer chain.
00:58:46 It was just based on the 80s.
00:58:48 You said the chain didn't exist in the 60s.
00:58:50 Yeah. That particular line.
00:58:53 Oh, holiday Inn Express all over the building was there.
00:58:55 Do you said I don't separate Holiday Inn from Holiday Inn Express.
00:58:58 That's it's just a chicken attack.
00:59:01 I'm hoping so. It's a live.
00:59:02 This is a live chicken camera.
00:59:04 This is a live chicken into egg. Oh, come on,
00:59:08 we're just watching a live chicken.
00:59:09 It hoping that it's, the text.
00:59:12 Yeah, one of these time. That's actually a duck.
00:59:13 I think that's what we're doing.
00:59:14 I'm pretty sure that's a duck down there.
00:59:17 Dagnabbit,
00:59:19 I don't know, I think so, yeah, but I know the internet listens.
00:59:22 I know, nab that all those place Amazon, they all listen.
00:59:26 And suddenly in my feed, I'm getting all these chicken videos for some reason.
00:59:31 Chicken links, but no comments from welder brother.
00:59:36 There might be.
00:59:40 No, there it is.
00:59:43 Is there any other,
00:59:47 it's it's a fun segment.
00:59:50 You got you got a better segment than name the segment.
00:59:53 Yeah.
00:59:54 We take requests.
00:59:59 Battle Creek, Michigan
01:00:02 is too, too far west.
01:00:04 He. We'd have to wait an hour to get his feed.
01:00:08 That's the time change.
01:00:09 Fuck this goddamn
01:00:12 YouTube.
01:00:13 Yeah.
01:00:14 Are you ready? It's off.
01:00:15 But you can't turn the fan off.
01:00:17 You can only put an auto you can high, and it just turns on every.
01:00:21 So I can't I can't not have a just blow for file the cord and just.
01:00:27 But don't fall asleep like that.
01:00:28 You'll be cold. Morning.
01:00:30 I don't give a fuck
01:00:32 that.
01:00:32 That's, We could barely hear it. So was.
01:00:35 That was the background noise?
01:00:36 The whole monologue or just the part that I heard before I muted him.
01:00:42 I heard you talking about.
01:00:43 I heard you complaining about sound in the monologue,
01:00:45 and I noticed that there was a bunch of noise coming.
01:00:47 It was probably that.
01:00:49 No, it wasn't because I was in my vehicle.
01:00:52 Yeah. And it was muted. It was.
01:00:54 It was Brady.
01:00:55 No, I wasn't, I was I was out of the Brady I was out of the,
01:00:59 I wasn't even on I was in the green room, as you call it, as I call it.
01:01:04 But now
01:01:05 where there's noises, it was coming from different things.
01:01:09 I mean, just make it stop. It was not
01:01:12 we had let's go back and listen,
01:01:16 we don't have this, though.
01:01:17 I don't like this is.
01:01:18 It doesn't have me muting it.
01:01:19 There's no reason to argue.
01:01:22 No, I saw I saw what I saw.
01:01:25 Now what everyone say.
01:01:25 But I say what I did. All right, Ramona, the monologue.
01:01:28 And instantly there was a fucking large ass lip smack.
01:01:31 Yeah, that can be a lot of that.
01:01:34 I might even be extra lip smacking now.
01:01:37 Yeah,
01:01:39 it's my drink,
01:01:41 I swear.
01:01:43 It's your don't.
01:01:44 You can't say.
01:01:45 I swear when you don't I don't swear. Yeah.
01:01:48 Jesus Christ,
01:01:50 you guys see this? This is great.
01:01:52 Let me see if I can bring it up.
01:01:57 Oh, that's the wrong button.
01:02:00 You're good at the wrong button.
01:02:03 Look at the size of that guy.
01:02:06 There we go.
01:02:09 Yeah.
01:02:09 Did you know that Joe Rogan was
01:02:12 a little tiny man?
01:02:14 He's not.
01:02:16 No. Oh.
01:02:19 It's a good photo.
01:02:20 He got a tiny penis.
01:02:23 Wow. Always right to the penis.
01:02:26 But he's got humongous balls, though.
01:02:30 Was, you know, large, very large load.
01:02:36 Okay, I need a clue.
01:02:40 Open the window.
01:02:42 He already did that.
01:02:43 I know, but he missed it.
01:02:45 I don't want to rewind.
01:02:47 No, it's like a scavenger hunt.
01:02:50 It's there.
01:02:50 You just got to look for it.
01:02:53 Riveting.
01:02:56 Yeah.
01:02:56 This is good television.
01:02:58 Indianapolis.
01:03:04 What?
01:03:04 So you're fudge.
01:03:05 Why does anyone care where jurors?
01:03:08 I care because it's fun, I like guessing. Oh,
01:03:12 Pittsburgh.
01:03:17 Wrong.
01:03:20 Windsor got.
01:03:21 You've gotten it so easily. Previous weeks.
01:03:23 That's why I'm just dragging my feet on this.
01:03:25 Because it's just bullshit.
01:03:28 Okay?
01:03:29 Don't pull that thread.
01:03:30 Otherwise
01:03:32 we start questioning.
01:03:34 So I love this segment.
01:03:35 It's all bullshit.
01:03:38 Come on, brain.
01:03:43 Columbus, Ohio.
01:03:49 Is what I'm going.
01:03:51 Oh oh woo woo woo
01:03:55 woo woo woo woo.
01:03:59 Slow down. Ooh!
01:04:02 Woo woo woo woo woo woo
01:04:10 That's what I wanted.
01:04:10 That's all right.
01:04:11 Now I can die happy.
01:04:15 Really?
01:04:16 That's. Yeah.
01:04:17 Oh, chicken.
01:04:17 Chicken. Oh, no.
01:04:21 They're not attacking, are they?
01:04:23 No. That's all we need is a chicken not attacking.
01:04:28 Thanks a lot, Brady.
01:04:30 Thanks a lot, Brady.
01:04:33 And they make a deal with a guy named Rolo.
01:04:36 And the deal is northern France.
01:04:39 They give you the back story.
01:04:42 Now the Vikings I told you weren't called Vikings.
01:04:45 They were called The Northman.
01:04:47 Or depending on your language north or that north
01:04:50 do that or Normans.
01:04:55 And so the Vikings named northern France after themselves.
01:04:59 They called it Normandy
01:05:02 and they began ruling it.
01:05:04 But they had a problem,
01:05:05 and that was that the French peasants wouldn't learn German,
01:05:09 they wouldn't learn to speak the dialects of German.
01:05:12 And the Vikings were speaking very well.
01:05:15 They kept insisting on speaking French.
01:05:17 And so the Norman nobility,
01:05:19 Rollo, by the way, got Normandy in 911.
01:05:23 The Norman nobility now has to learn French, so that when they're
01:05:28 the peasants understand the habits, right.
01:05:31 It doesn't help to shout at some peasant, and then they don't understand.
01:05:35 You need them to understand. So they learn French.
01:05:37 And what that does then, is it sets us up for a really strange set of events.
01:05:44 See, Doctor Roy, man.
01:05:48 Dude rules.
01:05:49 What about set up? You gotta.
01:05:52 You gotta stay tuned.
01:05:53 The conclusion next week.
01:05:57 We'll we'll also finish the where
01:05:59 in the draws dorm in Georgia, Georgia
01:06:02 next week
01:06:04 when he's not there anymore.
01:06:05 New Hampshire.
01:06:10 Now, this one isn't much of a chicken attack about it.
01:06:12 I love this kids response.
01:06:16 We're gonna,
01:06:18 We are, we are.
01:06:20 We are the the mothers, like, don't touch my fucking kids.
01:06:23 He just chucks. He just chucks it.
01:06:25 He understands.
01:06:27 He's like, no.
01:06:27 It's like, wait, I am one of.
01:06:30 I've seen my mom throw me like a and we are we.
01:06:34 Yeah. Yeah.
01:06:35 So usually either you either kick it or you throw it.
01:06:38 Yeah. You couldn't throw it. Oh.
01:06:39 Unless he's practicing for when he's older.
01:06:43 We're not.
01:06:44 You think he's practicing for when he's older?
01:06:46 Yeah. Yeah. What what, What accent. What?
01:06:49 How did you fit through there?
01:06:51 Let's not miss that point.
01:06:53 Yeah yeah.
01:06:55 Oh my goodness. It really.
01:06:57 Where did this come from?
01:06:58 Where did it come from?
01:07:00 I saw it squeeze like a little fake.
01:07:03 It's fake.
01:07:04 The chicken is.
01:07:05 Oh I think I, I think there's, there's,
01:07:09 whatever's is happening, it's offset I think it's offset.
01:07:13 That was going on there.
01:07:15 Yeah. I think there's a little crack there because he comes.
01:07:18 Yeah, the center there.
01:07:20 It gets through all the time. He can't.
01:07:22 They can't tuck back.
01:07:23 They can tuck and kind of slide in there.
01:07:26 Oh yeah. Let's see how he press.
01:07:29 Oh go back I don't think it can go back up there though
01:07:33 because it's like I don't know what to do run this stuff.
01:07:36 And I don't know this kid looks like you you got caught in
01:07:41 the way he throws this bird.
01:07:44 So I feel like I've seen that that form before I, I don't do that.
01:07:47 Have to be myself.
01:07:48 Freeze up taking that up.
01:07:53 Right.
01:07:56 This is a kid.
01:07:57 This is the same guy just younger.
01:07:59 He's practicing.
01:08:00 Definitely.
01:08:02 Hey, look at the look at the tongue.
01:08:04 That's one hell of a chicken to us.
01:08:07 We also have this one.
01:08:10 No, look, the cat's like.
01:08:14 That's my job.
01:08:15 Yeah. The cat.
01:08:15 Yeah, the cat's like, get out of here, motherfucker.
01:08:18 And there's other dogs.
01:08:19 Like, what's going on?
01:08:22 Like that?
01:08:23 Dude, this is like a Disney cartoon. Watch that again.
01:08:25 The cat's like you are going to ruin it for all of us.
01:08:27 You're going to get a kick the fuck out of here.
01:08:29 We're all just hanging out like
01:08:31 it's just some fucking class dog.
01:08:38 What the dog doing?
01:08:41 Yeah.
01:08:43 Even the other dog was like, what the hell, dude?
01:08:46 Okay, see that little.
01:08:48 The other chickens scurry up from behind the car there.
01:08:51 That's not a wild bird either, right over here.
01:08:53 Another chicken just ran from under the fucking car.
01:08:56 Those are their chickens? Probably.
01:08:57 Yeah. I don't know if this is their dog or.
01:08:59 This is like a neighbor dog.
01:09:01 He's just a doodle. Just came to hang out.
01:09:03 He's the one who just wanted some chicken.
01:09:06 Yeah.
01:09:07 My cats will do that and kill stuff and be like patriots with its paw.
01:09:12 Like, why isn't it playing with you?
01:09:14 I go like I when the when the cat. It's the dog.
01:09:16 The dog's like like what the fuck do you do that for?
01:09:20 He's like, what the hell.
01:09:21 Just trying to get you. Just trying to get some chicken, man.
01:09:27 It hurt you.
01:09:28 That's why he's like, it took that long for it to, like, right there.
01:09:32 Like he got him.
01:09:33 He got him with.
01:09:34 Yeah.
01:09:34 That's feathers flying.
01:09:40 Chicken lived.
01:09:42 So I see now there's all kinds of nuances to a chicken attack.
01:09:45 Could be the chicken attack. It could be a chicken attack.
01:09:48 There could also be a chicken attack.
01:09:52 Right?
01:09:53 There could be a chicken attacking or a chicken attacking
01:09:57 or an attacking chicken.
01:10:02 I'm not sure if I should play this one.
01:10:04 I do what I do, be myself, a piece of chicken.
01:10:10 Damn well.
01:10:13 Oh. Wow.
01:10:20 I think that's it.
01:10:23 That, chicken
01:10:26 that, I'm going to go inside where it's warm.
01:10:31 This might disconnect.
01:10:33 So why?
01:10:34 Okay, what what a disconnect if you went inside.
01:10:36 Because I have to unplug the Wi-Fi, which I always use.
01:10:41 Ever since that day that it didn't work
01:10:45 so well.
01:10:46 It didn't work, I. Okay, this is what I do.
01:10:50 I unplug it here, and this is going to come here.
01:10:54 Okay?
01:11:02 Let's see.
01:11:03 I'm here.
01:11:07 Oh, this is the only excellent, incredibly real videos.
01:11:11 Yeah.
01:11:11 This is real.
01:11:18 It's a real person.
01:11:19 These are.
01:11:20 No, it's not cartoon.
01:11:24 It is a morph into a.
01:11:25 No, it actually it is great.
01:11:27 I take that back.
01:11:28 And this is.
01:11:28 They morph into a giraffe.
01:11:32 What about a dog?
01:11:34 No. Well.
01:11:55 Thanks for that.
01:11:58 That's a that's a great.
01:12:01 Well, let's just get it out of the way.
01:12:02 There's one more, isn't there?
01:12:11 It's chicken. Oh!
01:12:26 Yeah.
01:12:27 Make that bigger.
01:12:29 All right, I, I want to rub on.
01:12:34 Get some.
01:12:35 Get some hand lotion.
01:12:36 Clicking the shit up if I'm clicking the shit out of it, man.
01:12:45 Nope.
01:12:50 Can I roll on it?
01:12:52 Yep.
01:12:54 I can do that.
01:12:55 It stays big for a second and then fixes itself.
01:12:59 That's great. See,
01:13:01 I would put the full screen right here on the little hamburger dot things, but
01:13:05 it's not there
01:13:08 because we're watching Facebook.
01:13:09 That's why.
01:13:13 Hey what's this.
01:13:16 Did you see the report on the snow.
01:13:17 It just keeps coming and coming and coming and coming.
01:13:23 I'm going to come.
01:13:26 Is there snow where you are.
01:13:32 Yeah.
01:13:33 Where there on the bar. I like the sound of that man.
01:13:35 You like to ride those at home from the bar.
01:13:37 Yeah.
01:13:38 No not drunk but you can definitely ride home from the bar.
01:13:40 That was a trick question.
01:13:43 Did you.
01:13:43 And imply or infer that.
01:13:49 We were that they were drunk.
01:13:53 No, no.
01:13:54 The sound is going in the background again.
01:13:58 Let's check in on the chickens.
01:14:01 They haven't.
01:14:02 Hasn't moved, I found.
01:14:03 Yeah, I found some sleep. That's.
01:14:06 Besides that. That's a duck.
01:14:08 I found something fascinating that the chickens
01:14:10 will twist their head around and bury it when they sleep.
01:14:14 I didn't know that.
01:14:20 Did you know that? No.
01:14:24 Of course they're not doing it now.
01:14:26 I also found that chickens don't cooperate.
01:14:35 We got what?
01:14:40 Do we want to learn
01:14:41 some dirty facts about history? No.
01:14:47 Why not?
01:14:50 Tennessee.
01:14:51 Memphis, Tennessee.
01:14:56 No, he's.
01:14:58 He'd have an accent already if he's in Memphis.
01:15:03 Wait, I got it.
01:15:04 You're in Michigan.
01:15:06 You're definitely in Michigan.
01:15:07 Let's narrow to that. No. Can Kentucky.
01:15:10 Definitely not.
01:15:11 Where I belong is where you're not where you belong.
01:15:15 Wait.
01:15:15 So you are in and you're down.
01:15:17 You're at the Renaissance Center in Detroit?
01:15:20 No. For the general who doesn't like.
01:15:22 Where is he?
01:15:24 There. Tend to those. Definitely. I am definitely not.
01:15:27 Home sweet home.
01:15:27 I'll tell you that much. Baltimore.
01:15:30 Chicago.
01:15:33 Alabama.
01:15:36 While you went Alabama.
01:15:42 Come on, man, you can you can hear that one.
01:15:46 I will take your word for it.
01:15:48 It's silent but deadly.
01:15:51 It sounds like Taco Bell. Which is.
01:15:53 Which is.
01:15:56 Sweet.
01:15:58 Funny how that works.
01:16:00 Yeah.
01:16:02 No, don't.
01:16:04 Why would you shout?
01:16:05 I wish I could do the same, but I cannot.
01:16:08 You can.
01:16:09 The only thing I can.
01:16:10 There's the chicken enchilada burrito.
01:16:12 It's rice, chicken, red sauce and cheese.
01:16:15 It's perfect.
01:16:16 I heard you order it.
01:16:17 Red sauce, like I was there.
01:16:19 Or I say, I say red sauce because if you get the pizza sauce,
01:16:22 it's got that cellulose fucking artificial sweetener in it.
01:16:24 The refried beans, bro. You almost.
01:16:27 It sounds like you
01:16:29 trail.
01:16:30 You trail
01:16:32 trail yellow.
01:16:34 I'm not spelling it right.
01:16:36 Trees.
01:16:37 Hello?
01:16:39 L o se.
01:16:41 So we're in Alabama.
01:16:43 So what they what they use is for us to get the pigs to eat the slop and shit.
01:16:48 You know, when the garbage, the ground up rotten vegetables,
01:16:51 they pour this fucking fake sugar on it, it makes a sweet anything.
01:16:55 And then they throw the pig's like it.
01:16:57 So Taco Bell decided to put it in their beans and pizza sauce
01:17:01 and something else. Wow.
01:17:02 Excuse me.
01:17:03 And that's your beloved red sauce?
01:17:06 No, it's not the red sauce.
01:17:07 It's only in the pizza sauce.
01:17:10 Maybe.
01:17:12 Hi. Stop. Call me baby in front of.
01:17:13 Or what? Where? Where?
01:17:16 Where?
01:17:17 We're in our world.
01:17:21 Yeah, let's narrow it down to a state.
01:17:23 I think you're.
01:17:23 I still think you're in Michigan. I think you're downtown.
01:17:25 No, it's Alabama.
01:17:27 Oh, we determined that.
01:17:29 Or you're just guessing. Yeah,
01:17:32 it was my guess, but it's correct.
01:17:35 It's not correct. Yeah it is.
01:17:38 The second would be over and I would have hit the fucking end bumper.
01:17:40 He would have. And since it hasn't, it's not over.
01:17:43 Nothing is over.
01:17:44 Oh, it's not over.
01:17:46 I need a city.
01:17:48 This is the best segment ever. And,
01:17:55 did the dog just disagree?
01:17:57 Yeah, yeah. Oh, no.
01:17:59 I sucked it down pretty hard.
01:18:01 Okay.
01:18:03 God, look at the.
01:18:07 Well,
01:18:09 yeah. Oh, no.
01:18:09 I sucked one jersey in the winter,
01:18:13 so that was work.
01:18:27 Deer.
01:18:28 Homosexual
01:18:31 ants from Ohio.
01:18:32 Columbus, Ohio.
01:18:34 I'm in an open relationship with my partner.
01:18:37 We both enjoy hooking up with other people, but only if we agree on the person.
01:18:43 What, so this keeps going over?
01:18:45 That is confusing, right?
01:18:46 So like it.
01:18:46 Wouldn't you just go, okay, you have to have sex with that
01:18:50 gross person, and she's gonna be like, no, you be like, okay, that gross person.
01:18:54 And she's gonna be like, no.
01:18:55 And then hopefully she doesn't do the same thing to you.
01:18:57 Eventually you have to agree. Okay.
01:19:00 Yeah, I don't know.
01:19:02 But we only if we agree on the person like they have to.
01:19:05 I don't know.
01:19:06 Okay, partner.
01:19:07 We're only we enjoy success with other people.
01:19:10 Maybe it's a threesome.
01:19:11 Maybe they do a threesome.
01:19:12 Does the person have a say
01:19:15 no because it doesn't.
01:19:18 Like if they agree, isn't there?
01:19:19 I think three people, at least three people have to agree.
01:19:22 Yeah. In that transaction.
01:19:24 Let's be clear on that. No means no.
01:19:27 Well, I mean, except,
01:19:29 you know, it doesn't it doesn't take a rocket.
01:19:33 I'm sorry it was not clear.
01:19:37 Well, it doesn't take a rocket scientist to see where this is going.
01:19:40 So, it was going great.
01:19:42 A rocket surgeon.
01:19:44 I still got my one on one time with my partner,
01:19:46 but now it seems that instead of making love with just me,
01:19:49 the only time he wants to touch me is if someone else comes over. Duh.
01:19:53 What's the best way? What's the best way to approach him about it?
01:19:56 Should I suggest we stop inviting people over for that type of fun?
01:19:59 Sound adventurous?
01:20:01 A lady identifies as lady.
01:20:03 No adventurous lady.
01:20:06 You can't take away the
01:20:09 the the good stuff because, you can't.
01:20:14 Oh, it's it's like giving someone, privilege and then taking it away.
01:20:20 You know, that's not how it works.
01:20:23 You gain privileges.
01:20:26 Well, it's like ranch on greens.
01:20:28 I want you to have ranch on the greens.
01:20:30 You can't just have lettuce. Right?
01:20:34 I feel like during these threesomes, like the.
01:20:36 He's probably extra adventurous and the extra person is extra adventurous,
01:20:41 and she's just sitting there like plain Jane.
01:20:42 Just kind of like, wanted to just do missionary.
01:20:46 And they're just, like, going at it and all this.
01:20:49 That's why he doesn't want to fuck a regular by herself,
01:20:51 because it's not fun, right?
01:20:53 Because she's just going to sit there and just it's going to be boring, right?
01:20:55 Chances of two souls, spirits, people, whatever you want to call
01:20:59 that are that free that actually meet and commit is unlikely to me.
01:21:04 So one of them is sacrificing themself severely and they're hurting.
01:21:10 You know, it's just a way to cheat on them.
01:21:11 If you ask me.
01:21:12 Yeah. Involve them in some way.
01:21:14 I mean, it's not by convincing the other one that this is okay, like so.
01:21:19 And then now here's the two paths.
01:21:20 They do it all the time, and they're either halfway disappointed
01:21:22 when they're not three, or they stop doing it
01:21:25 and realize they made a horrible mistake, then they have to reflect on that.
01:21:28 Why did you make a mistake? Why didn't you want just me?
01:21:32 It's going to be bad.
01:21:33 It's going to end badly.
01:21:34 Don't. Don't go.
01:21:35 There can't be a menage a trois guy.
01:21:38 Do not come.
01:21:40 One, two.
01:21:41 I'm going to come once you go.
01:21:43 Menage a trois.
01:21:44 You can't go trois.
01:21:47 No, not now.
01:21:49 Amina, does anybody know French?
01:21:51 What's what's. Wait, what's one on one?
01:21:55 You know, when Raja.
01:21:58 Oh, that sounds way better.
01:22:02 I want to do a nasal instead of 1000.
01:22:08 When I didn't,
01:22:12 when I was a deca. No,
01:22:16 at that point, I think it's just orgy. Yes.
01:22:22 You could have two people with a looky loo.
01:22:26 Yeah.
01:22:28 Is that.
01:22:28 Is that a minaj? No. How?
01:22:32 What does the third person have to do to consider it
01:22:36 their party at least touching it can't just be a spectator.
01:22:40 Really? Yeah. Even in the same room.
01:22:42 I think you're.
01:22:45 Well, maybe not.
01:22:46 No, I'm not a participant at the football game when I'm in the stands.
01:22:50 Right. Yeah, it's a spectator.
01:22:52 I learned something today.
01:22:54 That was a close one. A day was almost over.
01:22:56 Yeah. Or something.
01:22:57 The day to
01:22:59 tell you how to speak for us.
01:23:00 For us all
01:23:02 right, so you're getting worse.
01:23:06 One on one.
01:23:07 You got real time.
01:23:09 You get real time. Translation.
01:23:11 This is just like a moan.
01:23:15 I don't hear it.
01:23:16 Oh, you're Samoan?
01:23:20 Can't hear.
01:23:21 Nope. Oh, never mind.
01:23:23 I didn't have it pulled up.
01:23:25 Oh, not one.
01:23:28 Oh. Oh, there's one on one.
01:23:32 Oh, well, what a fuck.
01:23:34 Starts a conversation like that.
01:23:36 Oh, well,
01:23:42 So, Hi.
01:23:43 You look nice. And would you like me to buy a drink?
01:23:46 Little,
01:23:49 Yeah, sure.
01:23:49 We could do one on one.
01:23:54 Video.
01:23:55 Brady.
01:23:57 Brady I like the way she said.
01:23:59 Brady a little trick when you're doing that.
01:24:01 Hit the little arrows and switch to see if what you said was even close.
01:24:04 Because right now, you got to bounce it back and forth twice, and then you'll get
01:24:07 some actual.
01:24:12 Evil.
01:24:12 So for those of you listening at home where,
01:24:15 typing into a translator in jaws insulting me in two languages.
01:24:19 Yeah, we have it.
01:24:25 Who's the kid?
01:24:27 Do we have the kid? Do we have a child?
01:24:29 Do we have a child?
01:24:32 Evil, new and often.
01:24:35 Do we have a child?
01:24:40 That's great.
01:24:41 What do you keep translating back and forth?
01:24:44 It really gets screwed up.
01:24:47 Oh. There is.
01:24:48 Hey, I'm going to go make a drink.
01:24:51 Pull up the kid.
01:24:55 We still have to play.
01:24:56 We're here in the who draws Georgia to Georgia.
01:25:01 Oh, do you know what you know,
01:25:05 all of those people want to know when you are letting them down.
01:25:08 Did you see all of them?
01:25:09 You're not including all of them,
01:25:12 jurors making that shit up right?
01:25:15 Back it up a second.
01:25:20 You're.
01:25:20 Are you in Alabama? No.
01:25:24 All right, so he put right up.
01:25:26 You didn't answer when I said, are you in Michigan?
01:25:28 You didn't say no.
01:25:31 So I think I still think I'm, home.
01:25:33 I know you're in a dark area.
01:25:34 I get taken home.
01:25:36 Take me home, take it home, then you're in Vegas.
01:25:39 You want to get laid? What?
01:25:41 You want to be taken home for?
01:25:46 Not where I belong.
01:25:49 It'd be stupid to be close to home and stay at a hotel.
01:25:51 So you have to, You have to be at least an hour away.
01:25:54 I would drive an hour home.
01:25:55 Two hours.
01:25:55 I don't drive. So you were in,
01:25:59 Are you in Michigan?
01:26:01 No. Motherfucker.
01:26:03 Are you in the east or the west of the United
01:26:07 States?
01:26:10 The east.
01:26:12 Okay.
01:26:13 Jeez. Did what? Did I already know that?
01:26:16 Don't wear it to where you don't want to go.
01:26:18 I see, that's I don't know the songs. I don't know the customs.
01:26:20 You're there. You probably saw it on billboards and shit.
01:26:23 Sweet home.
01:26:24 That's why you said Alabama.
01:26:26 I don't you don't want to be sweet home.
01:26:28 Who's against Alabama?
01:26:31 I don't know.
01:26:34 Say it in French.
01:26:39 Oh. Oh, you know what I've always wanted to know?
01:26:43 I'm going to. I'm going to ask my. I.
01:26:45 Where is.
01:26:48 Oh, no.
01:26:52 I'm shouting it to.
01:26:53 Hey, hey.
01:26:56 Yeah.
01:26:57 And I says that you can be found in furnitures like cabinets,
01:27:00 desks and dressers.
01:27:01 That's brilliant.
01:27:04 I asked, where in the world is too far?
01:27:07 Nice.
01:27:09 Get it?
01:27:10 I get it.
01:27:12 Hey, hey hey.
01:27:16 Notice me?
01:27:17 Listen to me.
01:27:18 Hey, what can.
01:27:20 Can Gary stay up a little later, please? If.
01:27:26 If you let him stay out tonight, he'll come home an hour early
01:27:29 and go to bed an hour early on Tuesday.
01:27:31 Yeah, I'm.
01:27:32 He'll gladly. You think he muted us.
01:27:34 He'll gladly pay you for an hour today for a hamburger on Tuesday
01:27:40 I know.
01:27:41 Oh. Yeah.
01:27:48 Does she
01:27:48 know the whole world can hear her to the entire world.
01:27:52 I mean anytime they can I mean they can they they're not.
01:27:55 But they could if they wanted to.
01:27:57 Anyone in the world could just go to Transcom or Rumble accommodations
01:28:02 or YouTube slash flange rants or Twitter slash flat fledge
01:28:06 rants, or Xbox slash fledge rants, or Myspace slash fledge rants.
01:28:12 Or I could go on and on and on.
01:28:15 Media. Mr..
01:28:16 We got, SoundCloud.
01:28:18 No, that's you.
01:28:21 I don't do SoundCloud.
01:28:22 It's such a boomer website.
01:28:25 Yeah.
01:28:27 What else do we have?
01:28:30 Did you know that you can upload sound to tube?
01:28:32 It helps all the cloud to art to like if you want to share.
01:28:37 Just like if you had, you had your rap, mp3 video.
01:28:40 Well, I do that for my own if you try to.
01:28:43 If you try to upload it to Rumble or YouTube, it'll say, I'm sorry,
01:28:46 we don't do MP3 format.
01:28:47 So you got to go to your editor and make some fake, you know, edit a video
01:28:51 with tube dot, help Solve Dawg in 2024.
01:28:55 It's actually smart enough that you can upload it, any, any media.
01:29:00 So just wanted to shout out to the peer to peer
01:29:04 to peer to peer to peer tube is an open source,
01:29:08 decentralized YouTube basically, so that no one can ever take it down
01:29:12 and no one can ever censor anything except the creator or the actual owner,
01:29:16 which I don't.
01:29:19 And I found our our videos are being, through sapere
01:29:23 search engine, which is how you search for peer to videos.
01:29:26 Sapere like the sapient, you know what sapere is?
01:29:30 You're probably practicing safe in safety.
01:29:33 Is that brown looking black and white old photos.
01:29:37 It's like brownish instead of black and white.
01:29:38 Anyways, you search at our all our videos
01:29:42 have that one word that I can't say yet on this platform that starts with an end
01:29:48 and typically gets the same response every time.
01:29:51 What did he say?
01:29:53 Rumble.
01:29:56 We should go to Rumble.
01:29:59 Do we have any other deer flags or youtubes?
01:30:01 We're not going to ever guess. We're going to have to keep it till next week.
01:30:04 We should let it go on.
01:30:05 And, don't don't ever tell us so it's in this kit.
01:30:09 It's in the east of the United States. East.
01:30:11 And it's the East coast.
01:30:13 Alabama.
01:30:14 It's not in Alabama, east of the Mississippi.
01:30:18 I said Baltimore,
01:30:20 I liked Baltimore, Washington, D.C..
01:30:25 That's the area.
01:30:25 I think you're in the East.
01:30:28 Well, you're from be great.
01:30:31 If you were in Buffalo, I wanted to go to Buffalo.
01:30:34 Buffalo was coming here.
01:30:37 Wait, I was wrong about Alabama.
01:30:40 You're wrong.
01:30:42 Oh, you need snow. Up.
01:30:43 Up where? You are up in your parts.
01:30:45 Yes, I did.
01:30:48 We didn't.
01:30:51 It's snowing where I am.
01:30:53 How much snow?
01:30:53 How much snow did you get?
01:30:56 Where? Where I'm at now.
01:30:58 Where you are now.
01:30:59 I don't know, it's been here.
01:31:01 How much? Oh, how much snow has.
01:31:03 How much snow has been there?
01:31:06 Yeah, I think they had a plow a little bit, actually.
01:31:09 I think you're in the parking lot outside little mountains and you're.
01:31:12 And you're in Cleveland, but.
01:31:15 Oh, you're telling me the other side
01:31:16 of the hotel to fuck me over because the windows on the wrong side,
01:31:20 lake effect snow.
01:31:23 Chicago. I said Buffalo.
01:31:25 Yeah. Chicago's on the wrong side of the lake.
01:31:28 Might not be lakes. Might be other effects.
01:31:31 Oh. Like methamphetamine?
01:31:34 Yeah, he's down in the hood.
01:31:36 New Hampshire actually.
01:31:38 Reportedly, the area does get some
01:31:41 the area that I'm not in right now, but the area that I'm working in
01:31:44 reportedly is a lot of meth and heroin
01:31:49 that, oh, Biden administration is pretty much let it in.
01:31:53 New Jersey.
01:31:55 I can actually hear that's not true,
01:31:57 brother.
01:32:02 A little known secret
01:32:03 I have about a half a dozen of these,
01:32:06 and it was a booby trap, too.
01:32:09 I went to make a drink, and I put, like,
01:32:12 there was a plastic mug in front of my glass.
01:32:16 And so I pulled it out, and there was a glass.
01:32:18 Glass inside.
01:32:21 The plastic glass hit the counter.
01:32:24 Shattered.
01:32:25 No it didn't.
01:32:26 Yeah, I hate the yeah, I just happened to get pissed just now.
01:32:30 Yeah, it was a booby trap. Dude, if you drink.
01:32:32 I pulled out this plastic thing and the glass fell right out from under it.
01:32:36 Who's gonna blame your wife? She's going to blame.
01:32:38 You know who it is?
01:32:40 The last person to put away our
01:32:42 our dishes was Will.
01:32:46 Now will spit.
01:32:47 Spent five days over at my place
01:32:51 from Wednesday to Sunday.
01:32:54 I just drove home yesterday, out of necessity.
01:32:58 Or for fun?
01:32:59 We'll call it funsies.
01:33:03 He's filing for divorce.
01:33:05 He needs to to maintain residence, but it's uncomfortable.
01:33:09 So he spent the weekends here.
01:33:12 And so for people that don't know the backstory, Gary does run a halfway house.
01:33:16 I do divorce the three quarter way house.
01:33:19 By the way,
01:33:20 and most of the way out, I
01:33:23 most of them have been white.
01:33:25 It's a whole house have a three third.
01:33:27 They get the whole there.
01:33:29 They're all white.
01:33:30 Fuck this thing,
01:33:33 dude.
01:33:33 Don't talk to my brother in Vermont.
01:33:36 He's our only fan.
01:33:39 We need some comments.
01:33:40 Rhode Island something.
01:33:42 We got something or we're just going to keep talking about.
01:33:44 Where is.
01:33:45 This is called punishment.
01:33:46 See, when you don't steer the the topic commenter, this is what happens.
01:33:51 West Virginia.
01:33:57 Wait, what?
01:33:59 West Virginia yep, he's back in West Virginia.
01:34:03 What? How come in the movies it's so easy.
01:34:05 They literally just say a bunch of stuff,
01:34:07 and then when they make an eye twitch, they're like, yep, it's Florida,
01:34:10 West Virginia.
01:34:12 He did that.
01:34:12 He definitely reacted to.
01:34:14 What did you say right before that?
01:34:15 New Hampshire.
01:34:19 I did the same thing, except more subtle.
01:34:23 Take me home where I belong.
01:34:25 Yeah, I keep making that reference and I'm sure, you know,
01:34:28 if I grew up in East West Virginia.
01:34:31 Take me. No, it's. It's always West Virginia.
01:34:34 Take me home.
01:34:35 Alabama. It's any song. Take me.
01:34:37 He just toggles back and forth between West Virginia and Cleveland,
01:34:40 Ohio.
01:34:47 Who says take me home?
01:34:48 Country roads.
01:34:51 Yeah, you're on country road.
01:34:53 Know, let's ask our,
01:34:55 correspondent.
01:34:57 Ask it.
01:34:59 Did you
01:35:01 I, I know you said where in the world your was
01:35:05 and it said we like it's desks
01:35:08 and dressers to your George, Georgia
01:35:12 steel.
01:35:12 There's something soft really
01:35:15 like I'll go through there and see.
01:35:17 It's a free man to be free in the blue.
01:35:20 Well be never ask.
01:35:22 So feel free.
01:35:23 Fall from the jump.
01:35:24 Don't tell me where in the world Dr.
01:35:28 Drew.
01:35:29 Yo, Georgia.
01:35:33 It wasn't.
01:35:33 There we go.
01:35:34 Did he.
01:35:35 Did he say Arkansas in the in the lyrics?
01:35:38 I never said Arkansas.
01:35:41 No. The song that he said Arkansas.
01:35:45 Oh, no.
01:35:50 Oops.
01:35:50 That's wrong.
01:35:51 Okay. Kansas.
01:35:54 In the Sabina has filter video that I said this week.
01:35:58 He says Einstein right off the bat.
01:36:02 Right off the bat.
01:36:03 Yeah, really, I shouldn't that word.
01:36:05 Watch.
01:36:07 Please, please please fix me.
01:36:11 Horse and faith always.
01:36:13 Please, please.
01:36:15 Here it is.
01:36:16 Hash.
01:36:17 And please, please, please
01:36:20 0000.
01:36:26 Oops.
01:36:27 Very interesting one.
01:36:29 Physics just got a new problem and it's a very interesting one.
01:36:33 We've known for some while now that something isn't quite right with our
01:36:38 theory.
01:36:38 For the universe at large scales there are various tensions,
01:36:42 but it's remained somewhat unclear how serious this really is.
01:36:47 A new study now pin down the origin of the problem,
01:36:51 and they found a noticeable, if not huge, deviation from Einstein's theories.
01:36:56 Physicists describe the universe as a whole with a model called lambda CDM,
01:37:01 where the lambda is dark energy and CDM stands for cold dark matter.
01:37:05 That's invisible stuff,
01:37:07 which allegedly fills the universe and should not be confused with Sabine.
01:37:11 A sense of humor.
01:37:12 Lambda CDM, which is also sometimes
01:37:14 called the concordance model, depends on six parameters
01:37:18 from which we calculate predictions for quantities that we can then measure.
01:37:22 One of those
01:37:23 is the Hubble constant, about the rate at which the universe currently expands.
01:37:28 Unfortunately, different measurements for the Hubble rate
01:37:31 have resulted in different values, so there's simply no prediction
01:37:36 from the Lambda CDM model that fits all the observations.
01:37:39 This problem is called the Hubble tension.
01:37:42 There's a similar problem with another prediction.
01:37:45 That's for a quantity called sigma eight.
01:37:48 Sounds like a student union,
01:37:49 but it's a measure of how fast matter clumps in the universe.
01:37:53 Sigma eight has a similar problem as the Hubble constant.
01:37:57 Different measurements have resulted in different values,
01:38:01 which is exactly the same when somebody comes over.
01:38:03 Some physicists call it.
01:38:06 I think someone else insults such a clunky name.
01:38:09 It's made headlines under the title that the universe isn't clumpy enough,
01:38:13 or that it has a distribution paradox, or that it's too thin.
01:38:18 No matter what you think about the status of theory developments.
01:38:22 And let me assure you, I fully understand if you're not excited about it,
01:38:26 I just find it.
01:38:27 So I mean that we even have these measurements to be a little exciting.
01:38:32 When I was a student, cosmology was basically philosophy.
01:38:36 Now we have data from like a dozen different measurements cosmic microwave
01:38:40 background, quasars, supernovae, gravitational lenses.
01:38:44 Too bad for philosophers, I guess.
01:38:46 For this, you know, they were all that color imitation comments and images of big
01:38:51 galaxy clusters collected by an experiment called the Dark Energy Survey.
01:38:56 From this data, they extracted a quantity called the wild potential.
01:39:01 This is the combined deformation of space and time.
01:39:04 It basically tells you
01:39:05 how strong the gravitational potential is, that light has to go in
01:39:09 and then out as it passes by a galaxy or galaxy cluster.
01:39:14 Would you expect as the universe gets older,
01:39:17 its latest potential will get deeper because matter clumps,
01:39:21 we can use the Lambda CDM model, sound effects,
01:39:24 how they're supposed to get deeper and you saw it coming.
01:39:28 The calculation doesn't fit.
01:39:30 It didn't last long.
01:39:31 The universe hasn't been clumping enough.
01:39:34 As you can see in this figure, the fit to the data is, well, not great,
01:39:39 though there isn't a lot of data, which is why the statistical significance
01:39:44 is not all that high.
01:39:45 Between 2 and 2.8 sigma.
01:39:47 That's just about high enough to write a paper about.
01:39:50 They also checked
01:39:52 if the data can be explained by using some types of modified gravity.
01:39:57 And the answer is yes.
01:39:59 You see an example here, but I suspect no.
01:40:02 I tried so hard.
01:40:05 By the way, this video comes with a quiz.
01:40:07 So let's show the student what was a little bit of a quiz.
01:40:11 Oh, by the way.
01:40:12 Also very interesting.
01:40:14 Now this is of course the data, but you return from I don't know, this.
01:40:21 It might go back. Have
01:40:24 you noticed anything there?
01:40:25 There was a link.
01:40:28 There was a, there was a URL here that keep going back.
01:40:31 Yeah, but she's advertising the show.
01:40:33 I just want to point it out.
01:40:35 Yeah. Okay.
01:40:36 Then I need to put that in the surveillance.
01:40:42 Let's see here.
01:40:43 Thank you. Sabina.
01:40:46 Holy crap.
01:40:48 Extortion.
01:40:49 Sigma retention.
01:40:51 They come from combinations of different data sets.
01:40:54 These different data sets give us snapshots of the structures
01:40:58 in the universe at different moments of time.
01:41:01 And for tension, these are.
01:41:02 These don't fit together with how the theory says they should change in time.
01:41:07 The problem with this is that you are not sure whether the discrepancy
01:41:12 is between the data and the theory, or between the data sets.
01:41:16 Yeah, it's like if you have several portraits of the Queen at different ages
01:41:20 and someone asks you if that's evidence she had a facelift, maybe.
01:41:25 Or maybe one of the artists was very nearsighted.
01:41:29 This new measurement now is giving us snapshots
01:41:32 for the universe at different times from the same data set.
01:41:36 That makes it much harder to blame the discrepancy
01:41:40 on something to do with the data analysis.
01:41:42 Assuming this is right, what do we learn from it?
01:41:45 There are two. What do we learn from it?
01:41:47 The one is that the Lambda CDM model was Gary.
01:41:51 What do we learn from it?
01:41:52 I haven't learned a damn thing wrong, and I learned that that's not quite an A.
01:41:58 I'm not sure what what Lambda.
01:42:02 That is a lambda
01:42:05 lambda Lambda lambda.
01:42:06 No. Just one lambda and.
01:42:08 Oh no.
01:42:09 Revenge of the nerds.
01:42:12 That's a lambda CDM
01:42:15 hole.
01:42:16 Dark matter.
01:42:18 Of course.
01:42:18 I just want to make sure you were.
01:42:20 And we need another model within the overall framework of John.
01:42:23 Right.
01:42:24 So this could be, for example, because dark energy changes in time
01:42:28 or because we need to take into account volumes.
01:42:31 I'm the one I'm saying that
01:42:32 the other possibility is the general relativity itself.
01:42:36 Is that fault. That we need another theory.
01:42:39 Einstein was wrong.
01:42:40 I've been watching her for years.
01:42:43 He said, okay, he said.
01:42:44 She said, I'm joking with Einstein for me.
01:42:47 Are you?
01:42:47 I've been born to Einstein.
01:42:49 So I let you take this theory
01:42:52 when you have this.
01:42:53 These.
01:42:57 That said, I sometimes get the impression that if an astrophysicist
01:43:00 has three different scales in their bathroom and they give three
01:43:04 different results, he'll claim it's evidence for a modification.
01:43:08 All I see is go eat, not gravity.
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01:45:15 This video
01:45:15 Sabrina Carpenter I saw Gary clapping his hands.
01:45:18 There.
01:45:22 No, no, I like that
01:45:25 there's a chief there.
01:45:33 The revenge of the nerds.
01:45:36 And trying to figure that out.
01:45:40 Where in the world is revenge of the nerds?
01:45:42 Wow I'm.
01:45:49 In we go to, verify the disclaimer yet
01:45:54 no one know about it.
01:45:56 Or do you want to do the disclaimer?
01:45:57 We should probably do up to four kids.
01:46:01 You want to do the kid?
01:46:03 Oh, yeah. Okay.
01:46:04 Well, yeah. Let's do the kid first. Can we. Are you sure?
01:46:07 I don't think you can do kids.
01:46:08 Yeah, we can do the kid.
01:46:11 Okay.
01:46:11 We'll try it anyway.
01:46:14 In this corner at 123 pounds, with safety glasses and a will to.
01:46:18 Not just, no question, but also one of the kids.
01:46:21 And he's known as the kid wise beyond years.
01:46:24 We'll find out.
01:46:27 What?
01:46:30 It's a shame it's not.
01:46:31 Today we're, covering womb and but this part of the podcast,
01:46:37 I've usually woo the calf,
01:46:40 but I'm going to usually divulge everything I know about topic.
01:46:45 Sorry. Sorry about the cough.
01:46:46 Let's start over.
01:46:47 This is a kid, I mean. Oh, wait a minute.
01:46:48 It doesn't work in recorded video covering womb and but this part of the podcast
01:46:55 I've usually pardon me,
01:46:57 I've usually pardon as well.
01:47:00 I've used.
01:47:04 I've.
01:47:05 Pardon me.
01:47:06 Where's the. Oh really. Trying to put it off.
01:47:07 I've usually developed everything I know.
01:47:09 Look like you coughed out of your nose, but it wasn't a sneeze.
01:47:13 I know I was trying to hold back somebody.
01:47:15 You're like, that is one of you guys meant to say like, a new Jocko yet?
01:47:20 Wow. I think this is going to be the first time.
01:47:23 Okay. Yeah.
01:47:23 Sensei, rules are fucking kick ass, guys.
01:47:26 Oh, sorry.
01:47:27 What did he say?
01:47:28 Jocko? Sensei. Who?
01:47:31 Keep the. Keep it.
01:47:32 Keep that freeze frame right there with his mouth open for a little bit.
01:47:35 Nobody else understood what he said there.
01:47:37 I'm the only one that. Wow.
01:47:41 I think this is going to be the first time.
01:47:42 Okay. Yeah.
01:47:43 Sensei. Rules and fucking kick ass.
01:47:44 I missed it again.
01:47:46 You guys mentioned Sensei rule from Lego Ninjago yet?
01:47:49 So Ninjago, that is.
01:47:51 Oh, you guys mentioned sensei rules.
01:47:54 Are you guys ever go of that area where safety glasses are you in?
01:47:57 An area where safety guards are not required?
01:47:59 Like the kid is also rubbing his eye.
01:48:01 Perhaps something that is one of the video you guys mentioned.
01:48:04 Sensei, that may be part of your HR department.
01:48:07 Yeah, I'm going to call OSHA as well.
01:48:10 Not yeah.
01:48:12 Oh shit.
01:48:13 I'm sorry, I won't be doing that.
01:48:15 OSHA doesn't have any teeth.
01:48:16 I'm going to call me OSHA.
01:48:17 No, you didn't say yes.
01:48:19 Michigan.
01:48:22 Me, OSHA. Wow.
01:48:24 I should get an occupational safety hazard.
01:48:27 I'd say assholes. Nice.
01:48:29 I don't know who he is. Look him up. Right.
01:48:31 Brady. Pull up! Sensei, we're right.
01:48:33 Oh! Get off! I'm ready.
01:48:36 I got to start watching the video so it looks like I'm ready.
01:48:38 Okay, that that was. That was what? I did not know.
01:48:41 Everyone's got a little bit loose.
01:48:44 I still don't have ufology.
01:48:47 Egyptology?
01:48:49 Oh. The Mandela effect.
01:48:52 I've got it. Looks like he's, Like.
01:48:54 Okay, but vibrational therapy, is it?
01:48:58 I really think solid resonance
01:49:01 can heal Sonic, but there is no scientific backing.
01:49:05 Yeah. For that. Do you have any,
01:49:08 do you read your horoscope?
01:49:09 My. My wife uses vibrational therapy.
01:49:12 Yeah.
01:49:14 Woo hoo!
01:49:16 I don't, I guess I don't know what you mean by words.
01:49:18 Just something that I'm, like, interested in.
01:49:20 No, it has to have no scientific backing down.
01:49:23 Nobody knows that.
01:49:24 You know.
01:49:25 Nobody knows that.
01:49:25 Yeah.
01:49:26 Horoscopes and,
01:49:27 and and you're doing quite a stretch if you pull it out of the actual usage,
01:49:31 the archaic usage, it's not woo, it's woo woo
01:49:35 is the topic woo woo wing or woo woo is woo.
01:49:40 So like solid so to say fearsome
01:49:43 woo don't even put you want to pull on this thread.
01:49:47 Next week the topic is set as exactly
01:49:52 the English word with the most definitions of any English word ever.
01:49:58 In fact, it's got antonym.
01:50:00 I thought he was talking to you to pull on that thread.
01:50:02 Yes, we want to pull that thread is atheist woo.
01:50:05 I believe you avoided the question, but we're repeating always confuse a little.
01:50:10 Oh yeah.
01:50:11 Don't the lack of a belief in something.
01:50:14 No that's that's anti woo.
01:50:17 What do you mean is black because you cannot you cannot disprove it
01:50:21 as much as you could prove it.
01:50:22 So on the same all the hair gang ruined women.
01:50:25 Woo if you will is bald a hair color
01:50:30 is. But yes clear is clearer color.
01:50:33 Sure it is naked.
01:50:34 An outfit you want to see homos naked?
01:50:39 I mean. Yeah, the birthday suit.
01:50:40 Birthday suit? Yeah. There's if there's a name for it.
01:50:43 I mean, we could argue is nothing. Something zero.
01:50:45 People on a podcast can argue something one way or another.
01:50:48 Doesn't.
01:50:48 Don't know.
01:50:49 Through the dark at home.
01:50:52 No. In fact,
01:50:55 something in a dirty argument cannot possibly be considered. Woo.
01:51:00 So you got.
01:51:01 The jokes are so subtle on the rewind.
01:51:02 You're going to love that. In fact, joke.
01:51:05 Okay, I'll wash it over.
01:51:08 In fact, you know, wash.
01:51:10 You'll catch it.
01:51:12 I'll catch it.
01:51:14 Yeah, it that way.
01:51:15 I started in on chiropractic now.
01:51:18 Oh, I'm worried about as the kid's eyes, you know,
01:51:21 he raised, rubbing them as if there's constant debris flying into them.
01:51:25 He needs some kind of, Go.
01:51:27 Do you have a plastic flying?
01:51:30 Do you guys have to get tested for microplastic levels? Yes.
01:51:34 No. You ever did.
01:51:35 How do they do that?
01:51:37 How do they do it? They stick your fingers.
01:51:40 Yeah.
01:51:41 Taste your penis.
01:51:43 Yeah. That's all.
01:51:43 That's. That's your microplastics level from days ago.
01:51:46 Then if it's directly.
01:51:48 Yeah.
01:51:49 And then I get to it, I, Oh no.
01:51:52 Oh no,
01:51:54 I've got this.
01:51:56 You're gonna find out what happened next week.
01:51:58 No. I'm sorry.
01:51:59 I have to show Ninjago.
01:52:01 To be fair, it
01:52:03 I'm not. I'm doing a disservice if I don't.
01:52:05 Shonen Ninjago.
01:52:09 I forgot what it was.
01:52:10 His name Wu.
01:52:12 But it's spelled w I got you. Oh, yeah.
01:52:14 Sensei.
01:52:16 Sensei Wu, that's Sensei Wu.
01:52:18 There you go.
01:52:20 Oh, here he is. He is like a.
01:52:22 That must be the one that really some.
01:52:24 Somebody drew him.
01:52:27 There you go.
01:52:29 There he is.
01:52:31 What's the backstory? We don't know.
01:52:32 We're never going to know.
01:52:35 It's fine.
01:52:36 We don't need to know.
01:52:37 I really, I oh, there he is.
01:52:40 Wu joy. Did he trip and fall?
01:52:44 Sexology?
01:52:46 I, I started in on chiropractic today.
01:52:49 I, oh, no, I oh, he fell.
01:52:52 I enjoy, he's got that where his glasses getting stuff slipping in from.
01:52:58 So I got one hearing protection in.
01:53:00 You know, Leonardo DiCaprio, which it's that's
01:53:03 just that's just completely oxymoronic.
01:53:06 Because if you care about hearing protection, then.
01:53:10 Right, you would have.
01:53:11 But now you're saying, look,
01:53:12 you're telling everyone, look, I need hearing protection.
01:53:14 What's the one that you can see
01:53:16 ensuring that you reflect forward the one that you don't, look at my ears
01:53:21 in this video.
01:53:22 Right when I saw him in Django, I don't think there was one good point.
01:53:26 Do I do 70 now?
01:53:29 I'm 40 here.
01:53:30 I, I started in on chiropractic today.
01:53:32 Nothing.
01:53:33 I, nothing weird, I really.
01:53:35 So chiropractor.
01:53:38 Is he sucking your dick really quick that's going on here?
01:53:40 Yeah, yeah. Super quick.
01:53:43 If people live a certain way and they hang over,
01:53:46 they sit at their desk certain way, or they never walk, they never exercise.
01:53:48 And somebody goes and takes it
01:53:49 and just takes your arm and goes like this for a frickin half an hour.
01:53:52 It's going to be beneficial.
01:53:53 That doesn't make it a science,
01:53:56 right?
01:53:56 A chiropractor, he is nonsense.
01:54:00 Hokum.
01:54:01 Why didn't you call this hokum or bullshit instead of woo woo?
01:54:05 I don't oh, it's not woo factory is is like a thing, but it's like it's a thing.
01:54:10 And anyone can do anything with astrology.
01:54:13 Like, just stretch your bed. What is your argument?
01:54:15 So if you say more people, you practice chiropractic, not you go to you do it.
01:54:21 I had somebody argue, they'll say, oh you doing
01:54:23 just started off with the spinal cylinder.
01:54:26 Now you got to go to school for like two months.
01:54:29 Yeah.
01:54:30 And then somebody else came back.
01:54:32 Well they know for in Michigan there's regulation.
01:54:34 You got to go to school for two years now.
01:54:36 You got to get like an equal to an associate's degree.
01:54:38 And I'm like, okay, your argument an associate's degree in chiropractic.
01:54:43 You're you're you could do more. Damn.
01:54:44 I think there's more risk.
01:54:46 You may get instant pleasure
01:54:49 if you get happy endings with cancer.
01:54:52 I go, oh, you did.
01:54:54 You went to jail for wrong person, chiropractor up for knowledge.
01:55:00 So he said phrenology.
01:55:04 Okay.
01:55:04 Your spine that the study of study of friends, marriage.
01:55:09 You. No.
01:55:10 Just give me some drugs and surgery.
01:55:12 Oh, I'd love to, but, to be honest, modern medicine
01:55:16 has a lousy record of treating the back.
01:55:19 We spent too much time on the front.
01:55:20 Yeah, there's some neat stuff on the front.
01:55:23 I'm going to send you to my chiropractor.
01:55:25 Hey, I thought real doctors hated chiropractors.
01:55:29 Well, that is our official stance.
01:55:30 But between you, me and my golf clubs, they're miracle workers.
01:55:35 Yeah.
01:55:36 Hello, Homer. I'm doctor Steve.
01:55:38 Please lay down.
01:55:40 Doctor Steve.
01:55:42 Mental organ.
01:55:45 Wake up! Homer!
01:55:47 Hey, let's. Yeah!
01:55:48 More cracking now, Homer, we don't actually crack backs.
01:55:52 It's merely an adjustment.
01:55:53 Okay?
01:55:54 You're going to hear a loud cracking sound.
01:55:57 Here we go. Okay.
01:55:59 It feels a little better.
01:56:03 I thought it might.
01:56:04 Now I'll need to see you three times a week for, many years.
01:56:09 Three times a week.
01:56:10 Every time it's three times a week.
01:56:13 Every person who goes there, I know what they're being treated for
01:56:17 at least three times a week for the foreseeable future.
01:56:22 Right?
01:56:22 It's always three times a week.
01:56:24 Dad, are you okay? Well, so we're.
01:56:26 But the phrenology has been debunked.
01:56:28 Fantastic. But then I maybe.
01:56:30 I'm not sure.
01:56:31 Yeah, because it probably actually helps things instead of doing
01:56:34 chiropractic treatments fucking three times a day.
01:56:37 Miracle. Spinal cylinder, patent pending.
01:56:40 Okay, okay. Do you.
01:56:41 I like the rabbit hole skeptic that thinks that they may even
01:56:44 be suppressing cures in lieu of treatment for money
01:56:49 and pending patent pending patent pending.
01:56:52 Hey, who's this guy you remember Jack?
01:56:55 He's a talented painter who had a little brush with the law.
01:57:00 You brought a convict to live here?
01:57:02 Just the whole episode idea?
01:57:05 Yeah, I watched the whole thing.
01:57:07 Just a spinal cylinder.
01:57:08 I don't know what that is, so I'm going to say yes.
01:57:11 Crowley.
01:57:11 He's a chiropractor, and he's wearing a lab coat.
01:57:14 Yes, I do.
01:57:16 Chiropractor took his unpaid work.
01:57:19 My shearing leg pain is now a gentle mammoth's neck.
01:57:23 Yeah.
01:57:23 My car seems to have broken down, and I was wondering
01:57:27 if I could use, you know, natural pushing motion.
01:57:30 Simpson, you're not a licensed chiropractor.
01:57:32 You're stealing patients from me and Doctor Steffy.
01:57:35 All right, talk about irony.
01:57:37 The AMA tries to drive you guys out of business.
01:57:40 Now you're doing the same to me.
01:57:43 Think about the irony.
01:57:46 I've been warned about chiropractic.
01:57:48 You're not like you think about chiropractic.
01:57:51 Oh, I see, I saw it, right? Yeah.
01:57:54 You've never said it right?
01:57:56 Okay. Chiropractic. Chiropractic.
01:57:59 No more.
01:58:00 No, no.
01:58:01 No emotional pain.
01:58:03 That's it's closer to God.
01:58:05 Why won't your chiropractor I wrote crappy is this.
01:58:09 I've said like 18 times this book that we don't do.
01:58:14 You just said chiropractic adjustment device.
01:58:16 All right, I'm trying to do business.
01:58:19 It's Michigan and Michigan and Michigan.
01:58:22 Hey, where are you?
01:58:23 Oh, it means touching.
01:58:27 It just means touching.
01:58:28 Is it chiropractor?
01:58:29 Actually, the definition of the words
01:58:33 the roots has nothing to do with spine.
01:58:37 You could get somebody else to go in your place and be a chiropractor.
01:58:40 Then you'd be a chiropractor.
01:58:42 No, I mean, yes.
01:58:54 DiCaprio.
01:58:54 Really, got me hooked on it when I.
01:58:56 When I saw him in Django Unchained.
01:58:58 He made a lot of good points back. Oh, okay. Yeah.
01:59:01 The concept you now.
01:59:02 So I'm a big fan of that.
01:59:04 Oh, yeah.
01:59:04 There was scientific backing proof in that movie as well.
01:59:08 Yeah. Proving something.
01:59:10 The movie doesn't really count.
01:59:12 All right. But Leonardo DiCaprio told me.
01:59:14 Oh. So. Okay, so sounds like woo woo.
01:59:17 Pull that up.
01:59:18 Ready to
01:59:21 pull it up.
01:59:21 Pull it up, Brady. To.
01:59:25 Broad.
01:59:29 Info it.
01:59:37 Over here!
01:59:39 Stop! Break! Gotta go back for me. For.
01:59:41 That's me.
01:59:42 What's up? Look. Watch this.
01:59:43 I don't look at me like a black project.
01:59:48 Freeman.
01:59:48 They're the ones that got a chocolate.
01:59:51 No, it's a brown.
01:59:54 Let's go.
01:59:55 The week.
01:59:58 Look for the.
01:59:59 Oh, the.
02:00:11 Why don't you go for the
02:00:15 chicken,
02:00:16 baby?
02:00:21 It's just me.
02:00:22 Or does Stefan look a little bit like Method Man?
02:00:29 Your.
02:00:34 Body.
02:00:37 Make me.
02:00:40 Ginger.
02:00:41 Like I need your method man.
02:00:43 Read message. Wait for the rapper to make.
02:00:46 Oh, my God, that was Method Man.
02:00:49 It's up to you. Ten points.
02:00:52 I think it's just
02:00:54 like, you know, you the the way
02:00:59 I said I wasn't going to play.
02:01:01 Since we're using the sensei rule, which is also you might as well
02:01:07 you gotta go to the.
02:01:15 Mount Rushmore of Wu-Tang clan members.
02:01:20 Yeah.
02:01:20 True starts in the movie.
02:01:22 Doesn't really count.
02:01:23 All right, but Leonardo DiCaprio told me.
02:01:26 Oh, so okay. Sounds like. Woo!
02:01:29 Pull that up. Ready to,
02:01:32 You know who else says movie? No.
02:01:35 Oh, I know who says world.
02:01:37 Hulk Hogan, baby.
02:01:40 Oh. Woo woo stylin.
02:01:45 Woo and pro violent.
02:01:46 Woo woo woo.
02:01:48 You know who else is? Move now.
02:01:51 Oh, I know who says world.
02:01:53 Hulk Hogan, baby.
02:01:56 As above, so below.
02:01:58 Yeah. See the body Ventura.
02:02:00 Okay, so, my brother was watching some Hulk Hogan shit.
02:02:05 Yeah.
02:02:05 And he was watching Hulk Hogan.
02:02:09 Shit. It was some older wrestling stuff.
02:02:11 I was so inappropriate over the holiday thing.
02:02:14 I saw my brother, and he was watching some old wrestling
02:02:17 stuff with Hogan and, Andre the Giant.
02:02:20 And, Hogan was a tall son of a bitch.
02:02:23 Now, I do know that, Hogan, I has had some back surgeries
02:02:28 where they've, like, removed vertebrae,
02:02:30 so he might be shorter, but he's not going to be that much shorter.
02:02:33 That was legitimate.
02:02:35 Hulk Hogan with the kid that was.
02:02:38 That was Hogan.
02:02:39 Yes. Yeah.
02:02:41 Oh, the kid is not six feet tall.
02:02:45 Kid is about 511.
02:02:49 The Hogan has either shrunk
02:02:51 or back surgeries have have shortened them as well.
02:02:55 Yeah. He used
02:02:58 because that's he looked like a tall son of a bitch.
02:03:01 I mean, he was he was about four lifts
02:03:05 in his boots to, Yeah.
02:03:08 So for now. Yeah.
02:03:09 Phrenology is, knowledge is pseudoscience that involves
02:03:13 a measurement of bumps on the skull to predict mental traits.
02:03:17 Oh. Yes.
02:03:19 I got an incredible one here.
02:03:21 I don't know, you know, the ball on the back.
02:03:23 That's how you can tell what this is.
02:03:25 The light shines like right here,
02:03:26 and it makes it look like they'll get this weird.
02:03:30 Oh, yeah.
02:03:31 You sure do have a weird thing that's been where you know your skull.
02:03:34 Finally.
02:03:34 Why do you guys look like you're an infant?
02:03:37 No, I can't help it.
02:03:39 I can't help it.
02:03:40 It was, it was when archeologists discovered
02:03:44 that this bump on the back of our skull makes us male.
02:03:48 And women don't have this.
02:03:51 Well, that's not the.
02:03:52 That's not the bump and ball.
02:03:54 And I was just.
02:03:55 Oh, they're talking about clip.
02:03:58 And I know balls on the back of your head because.
02:04:01 Are you saying that that men have an advantage
02:04:04 over shoulders of giants gone by.
02:04:06 We reach for the stars. We touch the sky.
02:04:09 The backs of giants, for starters.
02:04:11 Yeah, we were so like, can we get my tire?
02:04:16 Back.
02:04:19 No. Woman.
02:04:19 By the way, you.
02:04:21 By the way, I don't take orders from nowhere.
02:04:23 You have an advantage in a fight to be greater warriors than women.
02:04:28 But in fact, the Vikings buried their warrior women
02:04:34 with all their weapons and we assumed they were male Viking warriors.
02:04:40 But on further inspection, we found out
02:04:43 they were the women or women.
02:04:47 Viking thought they were warriors.
02:04:52 I think they would be.
02:04:55 Who?
02:04:58 If we say.
02:05:01 Why is she saying that over?
02:05:04 I don't know who.
02:05:08 There we go.
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02:08:00 Thank you for everything you do.
02:08:01 Unwavering for
02:08:05 whom?
02:08:05 Well, actually, it's more the unviable
02:08:08 creators commentary.
02:08:12 Wow, wow.
02:08:17 Oh come on.
02:08:19 Oh, right. One oh. Come on.
02:08:21 Just a couple of questions.
02:08:23 How hard is that?
02:08:27 How do you rate women so well?
02:08:30 I think of a man and I take away reason
02:08:33 and accountability.
02:08:40 And. Ladies and gentlemen,
02:08:46 let's get ready to.
02:08:53 Hold you from the rumble.
02:08:54 I hope that you're ready to rumble.
02:08:56 I hope you ready for me.
02:08:57 Four.
02:08:58 Three.
02:08:59 Two one.
02:09:02 Challenge me.
02:09:03 Take any aspect of my argument that,
02:09:06 the growing up on the plains of Africa
02:09:09 taught us to,
02:09:13 over detect agency.
02:09:16 And that led to, development of God.
02:09:20 And then
02:09:23 all of the
02:09:24 religious faiths in the world are blue,
02:09:27 and that we don't see it is ridiculous that half of the planet
02:09:32 believes in the same friggin made up deity,
02:09:36 is absolutely obnoxious.
02:09:40 Why would that be? Why?
02:09:42 And then and if you want to take the it's one of two things, okay?
02:09:49 It either is
02:09:50 or isn't.
02:09:55 I'm good with that.
02:09:56 Yeah. Okay.
02:09:58 So the,
02:10:02 if you want to take, the moral
02:10:05 stance, there's
02:10:08 I would posit that without God
02:10:12 and acting morally is more righteous than
02:10:17 doing so acting with proper ethics.
02:10:21 What is moral? I mean, what does that even mean?
02:10:23 You don't you don't like hiding behind virtue.
02:10:26 You're not a fan of that. I'm not either.
02:10:27 I love virtue.
02:10:29 Virtue cannot avail.
02:10:30 But I don't think its virtue is to act virtuously under threaten.
02:10:36 Under threat of, right, right. Virtue.
02:10:39 Virtue can't fight evil virtue or even a reward.
02:10:44 Either way, I think it it what you are
02:10:48 like is what you do when you don't think anyone's watching you.
02:10:53 Therefore it's they're not looking for any reward or punishment.
02:10:57 The way you act, it is the moral law.
02:11:00 All over you.
02:11:05 And that's a measure.
02:11:10 Yeah. Agreed.
02:11:11 Regarding whether that whether it is or isn't,
02:11:14 you should always act as you know it's.
02:11:17 You will be okay.
02:11:18 So if you people say you have a hard time sleeping at night, if you doing things
02:11:22 when people aren't looking that are bad, you still know that's the point of that.
02:11:26 Yeah.
02:11:27 So is that so you're saying by over detecting that
02:11:31 concept that we've created this over watcher?
02:11:36 Yeah. Okay.
02:11:38 Yeah.
02:11:39 I'm and it helps the worst of us
02:11:43 be a little bit better.
02:11:45 I think the rest of us would be a lot better off
02:11:49 if we didn't have to.
02:11:53 Yeah, but what?
02:11:54 What do you mean?
02:11:55 Why do you, I mean, Alcoholics Anonymous and all those things.
02:11:59 You know why there's no truth, isn't paved in lines.
02:12:03 Yeah, but the whole reason why they're bigger than you, because you
02:12:06 is always going to make
02:12:08 better.
02:12:09 To me, believing in something bigger than you
02:12:12 is a fact of reality.
02:12:16 Sure.
02:12:17 And sometimes the way we personify it
02:12:20 to teach children and then some people continue through their adult life.
02:12:23 Children are I don't believe in the children tales.
02:12:26 Why do people believe the children tales?
02:12:28 Why are they believing my life is wrong?
02:12:30 Because they believe in it's fairy tales.
02:12:33 It's things with my children.
02:12:35 I've never been given what I'm not. Right.
02:12:37 But then. But why do you think we get.
02:12:40 Why do you think we get a civilized world without it?
02:12:43 We can't. We may.
02:12:44 We don't put human nature between us as utter anarchy.
02:12:49 But if here's the thing, I still learn.
02:12:51 You just have a Santa Claus was invented at Christmas coming up,
02:12:56 and kids are going to behave themselves so they get nice presents.
02:13:00 Santa Claus was invented by.
02:13:09 Time.
02:13:14 It's funny to be.
02:13:16 It saved us from. Spoiler alert.
02:13:19 I used God damn ham, but who?
02:13:25 Don't forget about.
02:13:29 Santa Claus
02:13:30 is actually a composite of Saint Nicholas
02:13:34 and a perfect example.
02:13:36 Yeah.
02:13:37 So you're saying it's a personified legend or concept to let.
02:13:42 I'm sorry.
02:13:42 It's a personified legend to let people understand the concept.
02:13:46 Or you can't tell me that real.
02:13:50 But it was like Coca Cola.
02:13:53 No, that's a mistake.
02:13:55 That the color red, the red Santa was.
02:13:58 There was a Santa long before that. There wasn't Saint Nicholas.
02:14:01 That wasn't. It was.
02:14:02 It was an Americanized Santa.
02:14:04 The only thing Coca-Cola did was made him red.
02:14:07 Wonder what? Yeah, son. Okay.
02:14:10 You know, because red was their color.
02:14:12 Yeah.
02:14:13 Santo, you're going to tell me polar bears don't sled?
02:14:18 I would never
02:14:20 they do cover their nose with their, so they their,
02:14:24 they blended with no better
02:14:28 really because they know their nose is black.
02:14:31 What did he see?
02:14:35 I'm sorry, I just I just love.
02:14:36 What do you mean?
02:14:36 Because I've noticed that people of color can do the same thing at night.
02:14:40 They can put their hand over their face when they talk and they disappear.
02:14:43 Yeah, yeah.
02:14:44 So you can't see their teeth.
02:14:48 That was inappropriate.
02:14:49 I apologize.
02:14:52 I think that was the accurate,
02:14:55 It doesn't matter if we're in West Virginia, are you?
02:14:58 Hey. Hold on.
02:14:59 Accuracy and factual ness somewhere in the middle.
02:15:02 Nothing to do with it. In 24.
02:15:04 If you said you're 20.
02:15:08 Midwest.
02:15:09 West Virginia. Yeah.
02:15:13 Let's see here.
02:15:14 I think you know what Virginia is short for
02:15:18 Virginia.
02:15:21 Yeah.
02:15:22 It so,
02:15:28 I got some potato chips here, salt.
02:15:30 And there.
02:15:32 What's the last part?
02:15:37 What?
02:15:38 How do I get to.
02:15:39 Come on, come on, come on and on.
02:15:40 In on to look at me.
02:15:42 But I come
02:15:45 back. It's not.
02:15:47 Come.
02:15:47 Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
02:15:50 Give me.
02:15:51 Oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
02:15:56 I'm live for this segment.
02:16:01 I'm going through a
02:16:03 oh thanks for the show.
02:16:05 You know, I'm going through a existential crisis of my own
02:16:09 because I am trying to parse out what it is.
02:16:13 That is the meaning of life.
02:16:16 And I've come up with some ideas.
02:16:19 Fine art.
02:16:22 Meaning, fun, altruism.
02:16:26 Yeah. Quite possibly.
02:16:27 But, the song I chose to demonstrate this is a nice song.
02:16:32 Yeah, it didn't work. By the way.
02:16:33 The mash up, the nice mash up.
02:16:35 So I heard on the creation myth.
02:16:39 Art on
02:16:40 Patton seven three, two, two said you're thinking too hard.
02:16:45 The point in life is to live.
02:16:49 Yeah, that is the point.
02:16:51 I like to create.
02:16:54 If if you don't,
02:16:55 the point of life is life itself.
02:16:58 Yeah.
02:16:58 I mean, it's a tautology, though.
02:17:01 The reason you eat is to eat.
02:17:05 It's brilliant.
02:17:06 And then the other one was
02:17:10 there's another one.
02:17:11 The other one. Yeah.
02:17:12 And we have like 3 or 4.
02:17:13 I haven't even looked at Tick Tock yet.
02:17:15 Why is it mute every time?
02:17:17 And if like, oh, is that
02:17:20 I'm just trying to buy a six pack in a Gatorade.
02:17:22 So he's like asking me about money and bonuses and like the greatest.
02:17:27 It's like, oh, is that the place?
02:17:29 And I'm like, yeah, sure, I yeah, I guess so, I don't know.
02:17:31 And I'm just like, you know, trying to ring my shit up.
02:17:33 And he goes, oh, what?
02:17:34 Oh, you just getting off of work.
02:17:36 Did you love this story or not?
02:17:39 So I told the guy, I'm like, I'm like, I don't know.
02:17:41 I'm like, I don't know. I don't work there.
02:17:42 I told them, like immediately. I'm like, I don't know, I don't work there.
02:17:45 And he starts asking more questions about it
02:17:47 and it's like, I don't know if you like, just can you just
02:17:50 I don't think you ever enforce that's going to set your heart.
02:17:54 It's going to set you. It's going to set you off again. Do you?
02:17:56 I went to Taco Bell and I don't work there.
02:17:58 I don't work at the facility.
02:17:59 I don't work at. I'm sorry.
02:18:01 Speaking of, he said, I'm sorry. We're slow.
02:18:03 I don't work for the company. You just gave me my food to thank you.
02:18:06 If I don't get the bonuses in which he's speaking of.
02:18:08 He didn't care about where I worked.
02:18:09 He didn't care about what I was. You loved him.
02:18:12 He's a piece of shit.
02:18:14 Yeah, it was great.
02:18:16 And I'm like, no.
02:18:18 He's like, oh, do you? Day shift, night shift.
02:18:20 And I'm like, no, dude.
02:18:21 I'm like, can you just ring me up?
02:18:24 And he's like, oh yeah.
02:18:25 His friendliness is what repulsed you.
02:18:28 That's what he said.
02:18:29 I don't I don't call that friendliness.
02:18:31 I call that intrusive.
02:18:32 I call that very odd motherfucking behavior.
02:18:35 I call that you ask.
02:18:37 So John Wingate 8799
02:18:40 the small town went after prison was the same way.
02:18:43 Nosy is not friendly, so I think he's agreeing with you.
02:18:47 No, I don't understand French.
02:18:49 I don't know what.
02:18:49 I don't understand the first sentence in any part of it.
02:18:52 I know you think whole, but I didn't think he changed
02:18:55 when he went to after he got out of prison was the same way.
02:18:57 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I believe so.
02:19:01 Yeah. I could see if he's been in prison for a while.
02:19:03 He might not know how to type.
02:19:05 Yeah.
02:19:05 John Wingate is saying, I mean, you know, there's no good.
02:19:09 Oops.
02:19:10 Yeah.
02:19:11 Got it. Me not English. Good. Here we go.
02:19:14 War crimes.
02:19:15 So the son of a bitch. What the hell? Didn't do anything wrong?
02:19:18 He fired up very,
02:19:20 very info.
02:19:22 Gary.
02:19:24 Thank you.
02:19:27 He. Dear.
02:19:31 Wait. Hold on. And. Yeah,
02:19:34 we have another
02:19:36 commenter.
02:19:38 Okay, well, we can split it up.
02:19:41 We'll get to him and we can do a second one.
02:19:44 Ask the motor hacker.
02:19:46 It's already interrupted your comments. Okay, I think of metal.
02:19:48 I think you were right.
02:19:49 I said no, I was, I read, but I don't have Pantera and Black Sabbath.
02:19:54 That's my Mount Rushmore.
02:19:57 But there are,
02:20:01 three fine from All Right and Heavy Metal.
02:20:05 Here's where I make the distinction.
02:20:08 A lot of you probably know, like,
02:20:10 I catch a lot of flack for saying that my favorite rock and roll band, besides
02:20:15 White Horse, I don't even want to hear you say it when I can do that part.
02:20:19 Okay, so
02:20:21 White Horse is a white horse, of course.
02:20:22 Of course.
02:20:23 Jacob Dylan 697 says maiden for everything.
02:20:27 Iron maiden is the best band ever.
02:20:30 Yeah, it's quite a bold statement. Jacob.
02:20:32 I called B just says up the irons.
02:20:36 I've been playing a little longer.
02:20:37 Yeah, yeah, I know that means
02:20:41 oh, my lord is this way.
02:20:43 What is he wearing? Lipstick.
02:20:45 So I find it funny that in his in his profile picture,
02:20:49 he looks tremendously like Gary did dressed up last week,
02:20:54 doesn't he?
02:20:56 He's got eyeliner, got eyeliner.
02:20:58 He's got a dark, dark. He's got a black beard here.
02:21:00 But in these photos it's quite gray.
02:21:02 Oh, maybe it's gray.
02:21:03 Maybe I'm making that up.
02:21:04 Yeah, he's darken the edges.
02:21:07 Sorry. BJ is my name.
02:21:09 I'm called B.
02:21:10 What's this?
02:21:11 What's this video's about one of these videos about.
02:21:13 It's just him talking to the conspiracy theory.
02:21:16 Oh, it Earth is Noah's ark.
02:21:20 I thought he was going to say flat. I thought he's going.
02:21:22 Gonna say, you see, theory.
02:21:23 Oh, whereas flat earth is Noah's ark.
02:21:29 We have this guy I
02:21:31 play it, so we're podcasting wrong.
02:21:34 So this or that.
02:21:35 That's just repeating conspiracy theories.
02:21:38 Oh, you're supposed.
02:21:38 I hate rainbows and fairies and unicorns.
02:21:42 I can't stand that shit.
02:21:44 He's an. It's atrocious.
02:21:47 I can't yeah, I can't deal with people who wear
02:21:51 bright colors consistently.
02:21:54 It is a means like the like
02:21:57 wear them or wear them analogy.
02:22:00 Why are you gay? Wait,
02:22:02 why are you gay? Remember this?
02:22:04 Like people who were very close to me.
02:22:06 Like you're wearing that too much too.
02:22:07 After the week you're wearing that shirt.
02:22:10 Today.
02:22:10 Today for the strong.
02:22:14 And when you obey the rules. Yeah. Why?
02:22:16 Why do the weak give orders while the strong obey?
02:22:19 That is.
02:22:19 That's my quote of my lifetime.
02:22:22 Why do the orders when the strong obey?
02:22:26 It's backwards.
02:22:27 Oh, no.
02:22:27 The better can give orders.
02:22:29 Because the strong obey.
02:22:33 Okay, you trash my room.
02:22:35 Change my life long comment.
02:22:37 That's fine. I can live with that. You.
02:22:40 You can make it better.
02:22:42 I imagine you are being a threat now.
02:22:44 You're feeling a bit like Alice.
02:22:46 The rules only apply.
02:22:48 Tumbling down the rabbit hole down the sides of the sewer.
02:22:52 But hold down the those that'll make the rules,
02:22:58 and they can change the rules at any moment
02:23:01 and force you to follow them.
02:23:04 I was in my living room.
02:23:07 Broke the rules.
02:23:08 What do you think of that, brother?
02:23:09 Even the rules that they believe I'm following.
02:23:12 I'm not.
02:23:14 Because I have found loopholes.
02:23:17 Hold on.
02:23:18 While I was talking to you, how many of you.
02:23:20 How many? How many?
02:23:23 If you believe in
02:23:24 God and Jesus, quit your job and see if God or Jesus will help you.
02:23:28 Well, that's funny you say that.
02:23:29 I got a great joke.
02:23:30 Okay? Oh, he thinks shit three hours ago.
02:23:33 So what kind of help do you mean in?
02:23:35 Do you think if Jesus acts outside of the laws that he created,
02:23:39 I don't think you understand. Like
02:23:42 the undetectable blood.
02:23:46 There's a guy on the floor.
02:23:47 Let's say it's Florida.
02:23:48 And he says, God, God help me, please, God help me.
02:23:51 And yes, yes, I know you're your God acts
02:23:56 in a way that is completely unsolvable.
02:24:00 A boat comes up and he says, no, no, I God will provide.
02:24:03 Oh yeah, I'm gonna and he's at the top
02:24:06 and helicopter comes right in and I say, drown a car, right?
02:24:11 Yeah.
02:24:11 I sent a car bomb in a helicopter.
02:24:12 What the fuck? So I, I don't think
02:24:16 you guys bye bye putting.
02:24:17 And now this is an I'm not saying I'm a believer, but from a blimp.
02:24:20 Lord of you, by automatically labeling everything magic nonsense
02:24:24 and woo is a bullshit argument.
02:24:27 Everything.
02:24:28 It'd be easier to not say anything
02:24:32 while all this stuff is made of.
02:24:34 And all.
02:24:35 All the supernatural stuff is crazy except the stupid woo that you believe in.
02:24:42 No, I'm just I'm still commenting on, well, there's comments like,
02:24:45 if you believe in God and Jesus,
02:24:46 quit your job like the God to provide, but see that anybody who believes that
02:24:50 God created this world to have a bunch of socialists,
02:24:54 oh well, Lord helps those who helps themselves.
02:24:59 Yeah, opportunity, in fact.
02:25:01 Hard work.
02:25:02 But there's a book in the Bible about that.
02:25:04 E and I'm not saying I'm just I'm not saying this guy
02:25:08 only doesn't like people, but that just sit on their ass that there is a God.
02:25:13 That's not my argument. That's not my counter argument.
02:25:15 I'm just saying it's a straight stupid position.
02:25:18 I don't say that about a lot of positions.
02:25:20 I usually just sit here quietly, but right.
02:25:23 It's not a strong point.
02:25:25 That's almost as stupid as believing in God. All.
02:25:30 Along.
02:25:32 Almost.
02:25:33 Because that's the ultimate.
02:25:34 I think I'm going to get in a lot of trouble.
02:25:37 I don't I don't think my my anti-religion rant is going to give me any trouble.
02:25:42 I think my, my insult to chiropractic
02:25:46 is going to get me murdered.
02:25:49 She is she a chiropractor? You
02:25:52 see, I don't even know who she what she you're talking about.
02:25:56 But I thought you.
02:25:57 I think your and your aunt is going to be angry.
02:26:01 Is your.
02:26:03 Well okay, but I know I was thinking,
02:26:05 like the mobsters that the the gang that protects
02:26:10 the chiropractic industry is going to come whack me.
02:26:14 The f.
02:26:18 Word me out that the ADL
02:26:21 they go wacky.
02:26:21 Well,
02:26:23 I'm a whack off to the.
02:26:29 Right.
02:26:29 What do you mean?
02:26:31 What do you mean?
02:26:33 Ask for?
02:26:34 Dear
02:26:38 homo.
02:26:39 Homo say naked.
02:26:42 Whoa!
02:26:44 All right. Go home. Was.
02:26:46 Want to see you naked?
02:26:47 My son Ethan is a visually
02:26:51 that's impaired adult with disabilities.
02:26:56 He is taking it down earth and joyful to be around.
02:27:01 He's a homeowner in a nice area of town.
02:27:04 Let's do a really segment.
02:27:07 A woman we met through the next door
02:27:10 app bought an expensive winter coat from us.
02:27:13 Very cheap.
02:27:14 She and her husband know Ethan is in
02:27:17 Special Olympics and awaiting a guide dog.
02:27:21 She raised.
02:27:25 Chickens? What?
02:27:26 I better be myself.
02:27:27 Freeze up chicken.
02:27:29 That, dog doing.
02:27:33 She raised chickens.
02:27:35 Oh, I turned the volume down quite interesting fact.
02:27:39 I can play a sound over a video. I didn't know that.
02:27:41 I thought it was. Thought the sound would interrupt the video.
02:27:43 And when Ethan mentioned, okay.
02:27:47 And when Ethan mentioned the New Zealand about.
02:27:49 And when Ethan mentioned the new egg catcher
02:27:52 we bought for him, she asked if she could borrow it, interrupting George.
02:27:56 I told her she could, and after one chick
02:28:00 was grown.
02:28:03 Whoa.
02:28:05 After our one chick was grown enough,
02:28:07 I asked repeatedly for her to return it.
02:28:10 She said she would and even asked for our address.
02:28:13 I provided her with the information.
02:28:15 She has since moved, but she's still in town.
02:28:18 When I asked her more recently to please return it,
02:28:22 she posted Ethan's photo from the neighborhood next door app
02:28:25 where they quote dangerous and unstable person,
02:28:29 what can I do to defend him legally?
02:28:34 I think I know, I think something needs to be done for his reputation now.
02:28:38 Sign perplex mom in Colorado.
02:28:42 All right.
02:28:42 Perplexed mom I wasn't paying attention to a troll, was just reading.
02:28:46 Oh, I'm playing with the window through next door at by
02:28:50 an expensive winter coat from a house very cheap.
02:28:52 She and her husband know Ethan is in Special Olympics and awaiting a guide dog.
02:28:55 She raised chickens, and when Ethan mentioned a new egg catcher
02:28:58 we bought for him, she asked if we could borrow it.
02:29:00 I told her she could and after one check was after one.
02:29:03 But for him, basically, we let her.
02:29:05 We let her loan it to her and she fucking
02:29:07 was supposed to give it back to her and she never did.
02:29:09 She said she was going to.
02:29:10 Then she moved and she still owes it to us to aid.
02:29:12 I been asking her for it and then she asked, she posted,
02:29:16 photo of their son in the next door app where they quote, dangerous and unstable.
02:29:21 What in this bitch wants to know what she can, what she can do,
02:29:25 or what to do about it.
02:29:26 Sign perplex mom in Colorado,
02:29:28 I wouldn't match with the lady with the dangerous and unstable son.
02:29:32 And our egg Hatcher's pretty cheap.
02:29:36 Like an expensive purchase anyway, so just get a new one.
02:29:40 But they borrow.
02:29:41 They said they're going to return it.
02:29:43 Yeah. Allentown.
02:29:45 Yeah. You know what?
02:29:48 Just because of the Special Olympics.
02:29:51 Special Olympics doesn't really pay.
02:29:56 But any characters do they pay?
02:30:00 But I think she's on.
02:30:02 And the air long.
02:30:03 They said they were going to return it.
02:30:06 Yeah, they were lying.
02:30:09 People are.
02:30:10 And people are really dishonest.
02:30:14 I don't believe anything.
02:30:16 But please, no special Olympics.
02:30:19 Thank you. That's the first.
02:30:20 So you're not atheist.
02:30:21 You just don't believe anything.
02:30:25 Anything, right, I am it.
02:30:26 Well, atheist.
02:30:27 Don't believe one specific claim.
02:30:29 You don't believe any specific claims,
02:30:33 I don't, I, I assert I do not believe
02:30:36 in the Special Olympics,
02:30:40 but that doesn't mean you need an egg.
02:30:42 Hatcher is
02:30:44 an eight matches.
02:30:45 I mean, everyone's in the Special Olympics. Do you?
02:30:48 Are you saying that everyone. Yes.
02:30:50 I just assume everyone's in the Special Olympics.
02:30:54 Yeah.
02:30:55 They all qualified.
02:30:57 Could you go to the handicapped?
02:30:59 I'm telling you, as a as a species, as a race, like as a group of people,
02:31:05 as a civilization, as a society, we are retarded.
02:31:10 And I don't mean to hurt our retarded.
02:31:12 I mean, like, we pounded no hard dick.
02:31:15 Dude, that segway just got me hard for how people are retarded.
02:31:19 Yeah. Oh, is it okay?
02:31:22 I'm. I'm a prick.
02:31:23 You're your family, and you have no respect for me.
02:31:28 I don't know what you think, everyone.
02:31:32 I think that's what you think you are.
02:31:35 You guys are crazy.
02:31:38 Indeed. People are crazy.
02:31:41 You, me.
02:31:42 All right.
02:31:43 Yeah.
02:31:44 Have some more curry
02:31:46 and then wait until you get your ten year.
02:31:52 Oh, yeah.
02:31:54 I'm more.
02:31:56 Please, please, by all means.
02:31:58 Yeah, I know you can remove her, though, from being ruined, and I.
02:32:02 I'm going to commit a crime.
02:32:04 I'm going to pass nothing in order to trick me.
02:32:10 That.
02:32:11 Sorry.
02:32:12 I know you're not a beer.
02:32:13 No, not American, not directly.
02:32:16 No. You're from me.
02:32:18 I was born in America.
02:32:20 Yes. I want a passport.
02:32:22 Yeah. You want to see my passport?
02:32:24 Do that again.
02:32:24 I'll make you happy in a
02:32:29 more.
02:32:33 Amazing.
02:32:34 I thought I only saw this stuff on the internet, but.
02:32:36 Nope.
02:32:37 Yeah, I don't mean to do that like that. Pop.
02:32:43 Yeah.
02:32:43 If you and you get stronger than.
02:32:50 Well, she's anti
02:32:51 everyone, so I just figured it would fit.
02:32:54 Well, she's pro face.
02:32:58 So what do you think?
02:32:59 What do you think? Yeah.
02:33:01 Pro vote on that.
02:33:03 I hate those lips.
02:33:05 She looks like she looks like Kate.
02:33:07 Like Bruce Jenner before.
02:33:09 How do you how do you drink or eat?
02:33:11 You could never actually close your lips.
02:33:12 So I just thought when they drink,
02:33:16 what goes on, it goes on for a lot longer.
02:33:18 Michael Jackson knows.
02:33:22 Toxic.
02:33:24 My kids. Shut up.
02:33:26 He had a mouth on you, sweetheart.
02:33:27 Drink some more. Drink some more, sweetheart.
02:33:29 No, no, no, we gotta.
02:33:33 Go. So,
02:33:35 shockingly, though, I think they're kicking her up.
02:33:38 I know, because the because the.
02:33:40 Yeah, because the chick who runs the bus is also a minority.
02:33:44 Yeah. Get off the bus.
02:33:45 Not just her. Everyone around them.
02:33:49 I don't think she understands.
02:33:51 Looks.
02:33:51 Take a look at the entire bus sitting down or just slowly backing off the bus.
02:33:56 There's one light skinned person and she's demanding.
02:34:00 I don't know what she's demanding.
02:34:02 She's not demanding anything. She's just.
02:34:03 No, she's not complaining.
02:34:06 It smells like the Botox got to her brain now
02:34:09 she's out of line.
02:34:12 We need her.
02:34:13 We need her off the bus.
02:34:15 You can get off the bus. You need to get off.
02:34:17 Go to the right. People are here.
02:34:19 You look for us like, well, that's a big ass bus.
02:34:23 I thought it was a little tiny.
02:34:24 What do you call that? The shuttle bus.
02:34:26 Oh, she's off the bus.
02:34:27 Short, short bus?
02:34:31 Okay, right.
02:34:32 Shut the door, shut the door, shut the door, please. You.
02:34:37 It goes on for 20 minutes longer.
02:34:39 I've done.
02:34:40 I've done that over there
02:34:41 a few times in my house at parties, people wanting to do shit
02:34:44 like, let's step outside and they walk out first
02:34:46 and you just shut the door behind and shut the door on the other.
02:34:49 They should just shut the door and drive away.
02:34:51 She's already off there, isn't it?
02:34:53 There's there's no children here, you know.
02:34:55 There's no instigate. You don't need to escalate.
02:34:58 She's already off the bus.
02:34:59 Getting back on the bus
02:35:01 out of control is a problem I don't want to run.
02:35:03 So quick update.
02:35:04 She has.
02:35:06 He's barely in here looking to arrest her.
02:35:09 I would never tell you in the,
02:35:12 Yeah, she's.
02:35:13 She said something about curry.
02:35:16 But United handled this like a champ, and,
02:35:19 Yeah, I can't smell on so.
02:35:22 Yeah,
02:35:23 I actually, I actually smelled in when you said
02:35:25 that,
02:35:31 Of course, there's just hours
02:35:32 and hours of Karens bitching retards is a retard.
02:35:36 So retard. Retards
02:35:39 hard. The.
02:35:45 The hard tard.
02:35:47 Our our our our our our
02:35:50 hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate
02:35:52 hate hate hate hate hate.
02:35:56 Love always.
02:35:56 Boys.
02:36:00 Boy. Always.
02:36:04 Chicken.
02:36:05 Even the boy.
02:36:09 Deer.
02:36:10 Anal. Sex with other men. Lover.
02:36:13 I have a friend
02:36:15 who talks.
02:36:16 What did he say?
02:36:18 I have a friend who talked nonstop.
02:36:22 Honestly, I can't put the phone down and go make a cup of tea.
02:36:26 And she'll still be talking when I get back.
02:36:28 I don't think she even takes a break breath.
02:36:31 I want to tell her she sometimes needs to quit.
02:36:37 I want to tell her.
02:36:38 She sometimes needs to ask questions or seek the opinions of others.
02:36:42 How can I do this without hurting her?
02:36:44 Hey. It's sorry. Sorry.
02:36:45 The video has been fucking paused the entire time.
02:36:49 Every time I've shown
02:36:51 you this.
02:36:56 Yep yep yep yep yep.
02:36:57 I just really
02:36:58 because I realize the text in them like talking about Christmas music.
02:37:01 Wait, what? It's not. Sorry. Go ahead.
02:37:04 I can. So can we see the life?
02:37:06 Is it the same?
02:37:07 Yeah. Let's.
02:37:07 Yeah. Let's check. Is it live now?
02:37:10 I'm live, you fucking asshole.
02:37:12 Yep. I'm a fucking asshole.
02:37:16 Where is it?
02:37:18 It's coming.
02:37:20 Do not come.
02:37:22 Do not come.
02:37:23 Oh, wait.
02:37:24 Maybe it is me.
02:37:25 Oh my lord. Go back to this.
02:37:29 There we go.
02:37:32 So I want to tell her she.
02:37:34 Sometimes these needs to ask questions or seek the opinions of others.
02:37:38 How can I do this without hurting her feelings?
02:37:40 She has many good qualities.
02:37:42 She's knowledgeable in many topics.
02:37:43 She's autistic or sorry.
02:37:45 She's artistic, and she's a good cook.
02:37:49 Autistic autistics are good.
02:37:51 She is just exhausting to be around.
02:37:54 I feel bad for her and her husband.
02:37:56 Her children are good, productive citizens.
02:37:59 But man.
02:38:00 Oh man, I dread getting a call from her.
02:38:02 Did you know these signs? Overwhelming.
02:38:05 Overwhelmed in your joy.
02:38:07 He told you you just kept writing. Reading?
02:38:09 Did you notice that Gary was gone the entire time? I.
02:38:14 Just curious.
02:38:17 No. I actually couldn't hear it because I screwed up.
02:38:21 I saw the whole thing.
02:38:22 Well, I, I can answer it.
02:38:24 I think I might like to try new recipes.
02:38:31 There you go.
02:38:33 Yeah.
02:38:34 Okay. One. Try it. This.
02:38:36 I got this,
02:38:38 she's got a friend who talks too much, and it's like.
02:38:40 Oh, right, she's on the phone. The bitch just won't shut the fuck up.
02:38:43 Right?
02:38:43 And, she's she's a good person, but, feels bad for her husband.
02:38:48 How do you how do you avoid this bitch without hurting your feelings
02:38:51 or tell her off without you? You can't.
02:38:54 You can't do any of those things without doing that thing.
02:38:57 But, people who are hardest.
02:39:00 But exactly.
02:39:01 People who are hardest to love need love the most.
02:39:03 She needs to keep talking because she's a loopy in the head.
02:39:08 So she
02:39:08 she has to keep the motor mouth going or she has to deal with her own thoughts.
02:39:13 So therefore you can accommodate her or hurt her with your feelings.
02:39:19 What would you say about love?
02:39:22 What is the people who are hardest to love
02:39:25 people the most?
02:39:27 Use that use that exact philosophy
02:39:30 for religion and the world.
02:39:33 People that are lost the most,
02:39:35 they can't figure out why they should do things good.
02:39:38 Need a shining, obvious light dead center to
02:39:40 just like a literally a guiding light.
02:39:44 This is called a guide.
02:39:45 I need to say you're such a soap opera.
02:39:49 You need a lie to act properly.
02:39:52 I'm not saying I'm so stupid.
02:39:54 I'm not saying you're so stupid.
02:39:55 I'm saying that in by you saying people that don't have love need love
02:40:00 the most, tells you that you understand exactly what I'm talking about.
02:40:05 I know, so, you're being disingenuous to think
02:40:10 that there aren't people out there in the world
02:40:12 that without that, they wouldn't either go nuts, go mad, or go kill.
02:40:15 Know, I know, and and I'm fine with, same reason.
02:40:19 Like, I literally had a meeting with my family
02:40:21 and was like, I am not going to play Santa Claus.
02:40:24 I'm not going to ever lie to them.
02:40:26 And I never did, but I didn't like, hey, guess what kids?
02:40:29 Because it's that's the first wake up.
02:40:31 You're like, oh, he's not real. And then you realize, oh, that guy's not real.
02:40:34 And then you realize, well, fuck, what else?
02:40:35 My, I shouldn't trust anyone.
02:40:37 And then you end up like me and you don't want to be like the first Easter Bunny.
02:40:40 I want to be a tooth fairy.
02:40:41 Then it's got to be more like it.
02:40:43 It's scary. That's exactly it. The tooth fairy.
02:40:46 God, then, Gary, nothing is real smart allusion.
02:40:50 It's just. It's just an act. It's.
02:40:52 It's all Captain Crunch. Woo!
02:40:55 You can't tell me, Captain Crunch, you know, that's cool.
02:40:58 Every time I woo,
02:40:59 that's the only thing I can actually hear in your shitty setup, Gary.
02:41:02 I can hear the echo.
02:41:03 See if you can hear your. Oh, Ringo,
02:41:06 it's off the, the wooden paneling.
02:41:08 But what do you mean? You people
02:41:11 black?
02:41:16 What did he say? Oh.
02:41:27 No way.
02:41:29 But Virginia, I'm to
02:41:34 let it go
02:41:37 now. My my.
02:41:39 Take me home.
02:41:42 I need to go.
02:41:46 Oh, my.
02:41:49 The other, the,
02:41:52 This lady strange.
02:41:55 That's nice and slow as I can. I'm
02:41:59 just waiting all the time.
02:42:06 My my my
02:42:08 take home.
02:42:11 You know.
02:42:15 I her voice,
02:42:17 the voice on the radio
02:42:21 reminds me of my phone
02:42:25 riding down the road. I
02:42:29 that I put me in no hands.
02:42:31 They yesterday
02:42:36 and oh.
02:42:42 They I,
02:42:47 what's up?
02:42:49 And, my
02:42:52 take me home up all
02:42:56 I want to hear you loud and clear. Oh,
02:43:01 oh oh
02:43:04 okay I whoa oh.
02:43:10 That was good.
02:43:12 Oh, right.
02:43:14 Bill Brady.
02:43:24 Nice.
02:43:28 Good work,
02:43:30 that one. Work.
02:43:31 I like that.
02:43:32 So, what do you guys think about,
02:43:36 The pardoning of, Yeah.
02:43:39 Oh, sorry, I didn't. The turkey.
02:43:42 No, it's it just it started a fight in my house.
02:43:47 That was kind of funny. No, he never said that.
02:43:50 He never said that.
02:43:53 So I immediately, immediately roll the clip.
02:43:56 Brady
02:43:57 at work in real life, actually, I played the theme song.
02:44:00 I said, hold on a second.
02:44:00 She waited a minute, seven seconds,
02:44:02 and then I played the clip of him saying, I will not.
02:44:04 And then the little who's the press secretary?
02:44:07 She said, I don't understand.
02:44:09 Yeah, so I don't give a shit.
02:44:11 I as a as a father, don't give a shit.
02:44:14 I would pardon my son.
02:44:16 I would look at everyone and go, yep, you did it.
02:44:18 I and I'm pardoning because I can I pardon
02:44:21 all of my family members from birth until death.
02:44:25 Oh you know, when do you know when the pardon goes in effect.
02:44:28 Like when you know, because you have to set a time.
02:44:30 You can't just say you're pardoned from everything in your whole life.
02:44:32 It starts in 20 2014.
02:44:39 You can.
02:44:44 Which in case
02:44:45 you don't like the cottage industry, in case you don't know, he started.
02:44:49 I mean, he, got $1 million for being on the board of a Ukrainian company in 2014.
02:44:55 I think it was.
02:44:57 And the big guy who nobody knows who that is, they can't get to the bottom of that.
02:45:01 The big guy got 10% of that.
02:45:04 And I don't know.
02:45:05 And honestly, I mean, I don't care I don't care that he pardoned him.
02:45:07 I just care that he lied about it and that people somehow, memory
02:45:12 he actually said that if you wanted to pardon him
02:45:15 from the specific charges that he's charged to with.
02:45:20 Sure.
02:45:21 To just kind of do this blanket coverage for any.
02:45:24 Yeah.
02:45:25 Because he may have done that, may come up after the fact.
02:45:28 And you can just do that.
02:45:30 Trump would have definitely went after him for that to get it connected.
02:45:32 Because then you can do disclosure.
02:45:34 And then you'd have to have
02:45:35 actual evidence that who the big guy was, I don't yeah, there should still he
02:45:39 that was part of the meeting. They didn't go it.
02:45:40 So are you going to take the furniture.
02:45:42 He said hey you understand the first thing I'm going to do is go after
02:45:47 your second.
02:45:48 Still investigate it though.
02:45:49 They just can't charge him with it. So I don't you know, they can.
02:45:52 So it's not like, oh no, we can't
02:45:55 I yeah.
02:45:56 But they won't put money into it if there's no I don't know.
02:46:00 But the,
02:46:04 I figured I was going to say about,
02:46:06 and I was going to bring up the Jew who.
02:46:10 Oh, yeah.
02:46:12 I, you know, it's just that's why.
02:46:13 That's why I did.
02:46:14 You was saying, like, pretty pretty much when when Biden, mentioned it, he,
02:46:19 he on the day that he mentioned that he, that was the day of the pardoning
02:46:26 from the date that you mentioned up until the current day.
02:46:29 And Ben Shapiro made the joke of like, oh, he Hunter Biden
02:46:32 could actually go out right now.
02:46:33 And like he that day, he could have went and legally killed someone
02:46:37 and he would have already been pardoned for it.
02:46:42 I don't think you said that according to the.
02:46:44 No, that's according to the, Oh, yeah.
02:46:47 But they also this is this is I mean, obviously that wouldn't have happened, but
02:46:51 it it's not that's not how.
02:46:54 It's not the how.
02:46:55 Well how would that not be.
02:46:57 Because it would be challenged and it would be one because we have some
02:47:01 as we have actually, do we do we looking at that?
02:47:04 I don't think we do.
02:47:05 So people take advantage of it and it's exploited.
02:47:08 But I think we have one of the best systems of guarantee.
02:47:11 We have one of the most corrupt families in all of politics.
02:47:14 I thought it was the Clintons, but probably true. It's the.
02:47:17 But I don't think I don't think Trump coming in is going to be any different.
02:47:20 Any family who has that kind of power in that kind of method to take it,
02:47:23 they were just going to take it on their own.
02:47:25 And being corrupt in this world just means you're a good businessman.
02:47:29 Yeah, I, I get arguments, people.
02:47:32 Why isn't the business being virtuous?
02:47:34 Why is the business being moral and like.
02:47:35 Because the business
02:47:36 has one fucking responsibility and it's fiduciary to its shareholders.
02:47:40 Right. With the lobbyists.
02:47:43 And they can't go around slapping babies because it would
02:47:45 that would take away from the fiduciary value.
02:47:48 Obviously I'd like to slap a baby now and then.
02:47:50 I have usually women
02:47:52 that'll end up to argue in and say, well, that's not the way it should be.
02:47:56 You know, you know, so women,
02:47:58 by the way, by the way, what did she say?
02:48:02 What she saying.
02:48:04 Yeah.
02:48:05 What did she said. It shouldn't be that way.
02:48:08 It shouldn't be that way. What if you have a deep voice?
02:48:10 You shouldn't be there. You should.
02:48:12 I really think when people say, well, it should be that way.
02:48:16 When you mandate a girlfriend,
02:48:20 right?
02:48:20 He's laughing his ass off about pardoning the turkey.
02:48:22 And that is a good point.
02:48:23 He also, I think he's the first person ever that pardoned both turkeys,
02:48:28 and then a third turkey that they call his son.
02:48:32 Know?
02:48:32 Oh, who?
02:48:37 In Turkey didn't do anything wrong.
02:48:40 You don't know that. Yeah. He did.
02:48:41 He left a gun in a dumpster by a school.
02:48:43 Have you seen those chicken chicken attack videos?
02:48:47 I mean, they're not.
02:48:49 Why is it one of what he talking about?
02:48:51 The gun he left in a dumpster by a school, right?
02:48:54 Well, you can't anymore.
02:48:55 You can't talk about that anymore. It's free.
02:48:57 We know it's not.
02:48:58 Let me talk.
02:48:59 I mean, this, it's okay. No, I mean, it's okay now.
02:49:01 Did he forget the term for,
02:49:04 Oh, yeah, I forgot it's a radio show
02:49:07 and just say, did he I have to, did he, did he.
02:49:10 Oh. Did he? Sorry. Bad.
02:49:13 Anyways, yeah.
02:49:14 Let's not forget when Trump pardoned Kwame Kilpatrick.
02:49:16 So those are, those are.
02:49:18 And I'm I'm not defending Trump, but those are just, political favors.
02:49:22 That's a that was probably a payback for something that kind of.
02:49:25 Yeah. Favor.
02:49:25 Yeah.
02:49:25 He wanted the black I was unaware that Trump. Pardon.
02:49:28 Kwami.
02:49:29 Yeah.
02:49:30 Unfortunately, I told you that it's so easy to
02:49:33 last thing I want to say about the Biden thing.
02:49:36 There's one reason why by pardoned him.
02:49:38 Pardoned him? He didn't want to look like a fool.
02:49:40 He probably wanted to if he really wanted to.
02:49:42 The whole time, then he should have stuck to his convictions.
02:49:44 The reason he did it is because Trump publicly said he was going to do it
02:49:47 the first thing in office.
02:49:49 He was going to pardon Hunter Biden.
02:49:51 Trump was going to.
02:49:52 So how bad would that make Biden look if he didn't?
02:49:55 That's you ever see that, right?
02:49:57 I forgot what it is where he plays on his son.
02:49:59 And he's like, yeah, it's like his father pardoned him for the
02:50:04 the current charges because, you know,
02:50:06 parmesan cheese much, much more.
02:50:10 So you play the
02:50:11 virtue by pardoning him for the minor stuff, knowing that coming down
02:50:15 the line is the major stuff, the Benghazi and the
02:50:20 all of that.
02:50:25 Yeah, I know there's one.
02:50:26 There's one. Pardon
02:50:28 that I stand by.
02:50:30 I just like how you could just go.
02:50:31 Yeah. Anything you want.
02:50:33 I was wrong I apologize from this mysterious date
02:50:36 to this other mysterious date,
02:50:39 I why those dates?
02:50:40 Why that his entire life.
02:50:41 I just go from from the day he was born.
02:50:44 Hunter Biden.
02:50:44 Pardon? Unprecedented and very unusual.
02:50:47 Experts say.
02:50:48 Experts say it very overturned.
02:50:50 It can't be overturned.
02:50:52 What is a blanket pardon?
02:50:54 Blanket clemency is clemency granted to multiple persons.
02:50:57 It can be in the form of pardon shortening a prison sentence.
02:50:59 And that's just it.
02:51:00 That's okay.
02:51:01 Thank you. I it's not what I was asking.
02:51:05 So if it's never been done before,
02:51:07 then it can easily be challenged and overturned because the Supreme Court
02:51:11 or whoever decides will say no, it's not a diplomatic immunity.
02:51:16 It was president's ultimate decision whether that was the president.
02:51:20 The I mean, do we really have to have a reasonable conversation about why
02:51:23 that's incredibly dangerous to give somebody blanket immunity for a set time?
02:51:27 Now, does it does it end now, or is it into the future, too?
02:51:31 Because that's what I'd be really worried about.
02:51:32 But it's also his own family member, his his son.
02:51:36 You know, his direct nepotism is not a shock to me.
02:51:40 It's it's just nothing.
02:51:41 You shouldn't be able to do that.
02:51:45 It should have to be like the next president does it?
02:51:48 It shouldn't be like, relative.
02:51:51 All of my relatives are free and clear of any crimes that they just did.
02:51:53 But see what you're saying.
02:51:55 That doesn't sound reasonable to me, because chances are the person
02:51:58 that you're pardoning is either a friend, relative,
02:52:01 somebody that's, you know, an ally on your side. Let.
02:52:05 So Patrick was friends with Donald Trump.
02:52:08 I don't think they're friends at all.
02:52:11 He was on a list.
02:52:13 Why do you think the president has that built in power?
02:52:15 I want to know the historical.
02:52:16 I don't know where did that come from or
02:52:20 pardons. Probably.
02:52:22 His general probably said, hey, Abe or
02:52:25 what's George, I'm going to need a favor.
02:52:28 I'm definitely going to need a favor.
02:52:30 What I'm going to need to do for you to win this war, you're going
02:52:33 to need to figure out a way to pardon me
02:52:36 and George.
02:52:37 What are the other ones? What else? Who else was George?
02:52:40 Who was the first one?
02:52:42 The real first one? Not the fake first one.
02:52:44 That wasn't because it was.
02:52:45 Are we doing in Mount Rushmore here?
02:52:47 The one thing for Mount Rushmore was they are not ranked one through four.
02:52:52 It is just, oh, they're not for
02:52:54 have we ever done this for presidents?
02:52:56 You want to ask for more? Yes.
02:52:59 I do not wish for a president.
02:53:01 Donald Trump has to be Biden.
02:53:03 80 million votes.
02:53:04 Biden has to be on the left
02:53:07 next.
02:53:07 George Washington, Joe Biden, have you heard him say it?
02:53:10 Right, right. I heard him.
02:53:13 Can we put Trump twice like.
02:53:18 Because he's two different presidents.
02:53:21 You're 40, he's 45th.
02:53:24 Yeah. You just we just want it.
02:53:26 Yep. Since he won three times it's
02:53:27 Biden on the left then Trump, then Trump, then Trump.
02:53:30 Yes. Yep. Biden.
02:53:32 Then Trump becomes the Trump 2016.
02:53:34 Trump 2020 Trump.
02:53:37 Yeah, 2020 2024.
02:53:39 Oh, and then we'll just start shaving off the wall for the when
02:53:42 when agenda 2025 2025 kicks in and he becomes the next dictator.
02:53:47 We'll get the sixth one. Yeah.
02:53:49 Emperor Trump, Emperor Trump,
02:53:52 Emperor Zelensky, did you hear Zelenskyy?
02:53:55 I said that last week.
02:53:56 He fucking suspended elections for the next year.
02:53:59 Did I tell you that?
02:54:00 You know, we're fighting for America for the job of being
02:54:04 the emperor of Ukraine is by playing the president,
02:54:07 portraying the president of Ukraine on a television show.
02:54:12 That was his prior credentials.
02:54:15 If I say a joke right now that we're going to have a
02:54:18 American Idol style way to to win the next presidency,
02:54:22 I don't want to say that out loud, because somebody will hear that.
02:54:25 And then the next, you know, 20 to 50 years, then you know it's going to happen.
02:54:30 The apprentice, you predicted it.
02:54:32 It'll just be called the president.
02:54:33 Wait, let's do it right now. Let's go to the president.
02:54:36 The president I would I would watch that and I would.
02:54:40 But you text in the vote, would you please play the winner?
02:54:43 Because I know who the winner is.
02:54:44 I don't have do I have that? I don't have that one.
02:54:46 You may name all the political offices that Donald Trump has held.
02:54:52 Well, but what does that matter?
02:54:55 So last one, what's your point?
02:54:58 Point.
02:54:58 My point is that he started at the top.
02:55:00 And that's that has to say something for his prowess.
02:55:02 His skill. Yeah.
02:55:06 It's like I've never played I've never played football before.
02:55:08 But I just won the Super Bowl.
02:55:10 Yeah. As the starting quarterback.
02:55:13 But is that okay.
02:55:15 Well if you can do that that means I don't know you're pretty
02:55:18 credible. Yeah, it's pretty amazing.
02:55:21 Speaking of the Super Bowl, unfun.
02:55:29 Whoa, whoa.
02:55:32 Oh one Lions won for the first time in
02:55:37 eight years.
02:55:38 2016 was the last win on Thanksgiving
02:55:41 23 00I don't I'm about in general I'm like, what do you mean against this?
02:55:45 Yeah. Let me say great 111 games this year.
02:55:49 Oh, only Charlie Sheen talks about winning in general.
02:55:54 I think
02:55:55 you win something or you lose something you don't how you feel.
02:55:59 Hi. Hi. I'm okay.
02:56:00 How are you doing? I'm fine.
02:56:01 How are you winning?
02:56:07 It's not working.
02:56:13 Is. Oh, no, it's not working. Oh.
02:56:21 Oh, cloning.
02:56:22 Cloning? Cloning.
02:56:23 You know, Dolly only lived to be five years old.
02:56:27 Most sheep lived to be about ten.
02:56:30 There's something wrong with cloning.
02:56:33 I it was retarded. Yeah, but what did.
02:56:35 How to clone one?
02:56:36 How old did the clone live?
02:56:38 Five years.
02:56:39 That's longer than zero.
02:56:41 So, I mean, it's something.
02:56:42 What exactly was the cloning process?
02:56:44 Would you rather be a zero year old being or a five year
02:56:47 old clone being?
02:56:50 I believe it was a stem cell sample.
02:56:54 What's the what's the difference between cloning?
02:56:55 And just like, I don't know, taking the semen and putting it,
02:56:58 like, in an egg insemination.
02:57:01 Well, and then also have that.
02:57:04 At least that's starting a new organism.
02:57:06 Cloning is so replicator.
02:57:08 There's birds and bees,
02:57:10 and when the sperm breaks into the egg, it fertilizes the bees.
02:57:13 But one cell breaks into two cells, and then four and so on and so on.
02:57:18 And then you tell two friends, and then they'll tell two friends.
02:57:21 I thought, we need get bird bees.
02:57:23 We discussed this pretty.
02:57:24 We weren't going to tell draw about this till he was old enough to understand
02:57:27 that Stingers, they've got birds and stingers on them.
02:57:30 Bird bees in West Virginia.
02:57:32 And since the coal mine closed,
02:57:33 they have nothing to do there but have sex and do math.
02:57:36 So I'm a little worried about them.
02:57:37 So we need to tell him this now.
02:57:39 Do math or math.
02:57:42 They know they don't do math.
02:57:45 I mean, they do, but only for their math,
02:57:48 right?
02:57:48 Two, five, three for 50.
02:57:52 Okay, I'll take three, I guess.
02:57:55 Right. Don't.
02:57:56 Two. It's not it's not the same thing I thought.
02:57:58 I thought, oh my gosh, if I just get two for five.
02:58:01 Well, you know what, give me ten.
02:58:04 But it didn't work that way because they're totally different items.
02:58:07 It's not the same item two for five, three for 50.
02:58:09 The three for 50 used to be the two for five.
02:58:12 And Mr. Allen's everything else.
02:58:15 Mr. Allen's. Yep. I drive past that.
02:58:18 Oh my gosh. Oh, I forgot about that.
02:58:19 Everything's still around.
02:58:21 Yeah.
02:58:22 No, no.
02:58:25 What do you mean no?
02:58:26 What do you mean, what do you mean? I live in Arvada
02:58:30 Armada.
02:58:32 Oh, I was around.
02:58:33 Oh, yes. Yes.
02:58:35 Thank you.
02:58:35 Oh, yes.
02:58:38 No, that's our other sponsor, I guess.
02:58:40 Then, Mr. Allen?
02:58:41 No, I go to try to find company.
02:58:44 Please, please, please say Mr.
02:58:45 Allen.
02:58:48 Please, please, please, please, Mr.
02:58:50 Allen, please don't say please.
02:58:52 Please, please. I.
02:58:56 Play chicken.
02:58:56 You said
02:58:59 no. Yeah,
02:59:00 I just got here.
02:59:04 Know you need to make that you
02:59:08 so you you'll get me is Yukon Puma Fila
02:59:12 women's BC NY ps1 Apollo Gucci Trinidad of 250
02:59:15 kids converse, Philo, K-Swiss 29 two for 50 Mr.
02:59:19 white Peter man Mr. AV.
02:59:22 No, no.
02:59:23 Mr. Allen what did he say?
02:59:28 The cartoon looks like.
02:59:32 Are you jerking off right now?
02:59:33 Like on the show?
02:59:34 No, no. Yeah, it's in my palm on the edge of the desk.
02:59:37 Maybe I should play the lottery.
02:59:39 Yeah.
02:59:39 About that. That's what they said.
02:59:42 Stupid sessions.
02:59:46 For some, as above.
02:59:49 So below.
02:59:51 Good. David.
02:59:53 Mr. Brady and Joshua Brady and George Geary.
03:00:04 As above and so below.
03:00:07 Because he's so close.
03:00:08 Brady and Josh.
03:00:09 Oh, we're doing it our way.
03:00:12 We're gonna make it make our dreams come true.
03:00:15 Brady. It'll show it. Brady.
03:00:19 And draw.
03:00:19 It's their show now Brady.
03:00:21 Draw.
03:00:31 It's a long pause at the end.
03:00:33 The Drew and Brady show again.
03:00:36 Close I feel like I feel like
03:00:39 ever since I did the this rap I feel like there's just something between us.
03:00:42 Is everything okay?
03:00:44 No, I called you fag and all that shit, and it's just.
03:00:48 I feel like you don't want to do the show anymore. You're already.
03:00:50 You're already done. I'm sorry.
03:00:52 No, I'm usually I just been.
03:00:54 I've just been busy as of late, and then I've been on the show.
03:00:57 It's not me on the road.
03:00:58 I mean, okay, you know, it's been down the road past couple weeks as well,
03:01:02 so I got to, like, get up and, like, do stuff in the morning.
03:01:09 And then there again, your
03:01:11 new house is a shared shared house.
03:01:15 Some of these, they're shared some of these.
03:01:18 They're all alone when you're on the road. I'm just asking. Don't worry about it.
03:01:21 I mean, it's good for.
03:01:27 Damn.
03:01:28 I actually thought that out a little while ago, and it didn't come out
03:01:31 exactly the way I planned, but I got it out.
03:01:35 That's what she said.
03:01:38 No, seriously, though, did you.
03:01:39 Did you? I forgot to ask.
03:01:40 I just always think about your house because, you know, the whole draw thing
03:01:44 with the with the where's draw?
03:01:46 Did you
03:01:48 did you purchase it with.
03:01:51 Never mind.
03:01:52 Okay.
03:01:56 I'll just spin the wheel.
03:02:02 Please tell be something about.
03:02:06 Please, please, please come back here.
03:02:07 Please put.
03:02:10 Should you share a front?
03:02:11 Please come back.
03:02:12 Should you share a flat?
03:02:14 We gotta do a show at this guy now. Come on.
03:02:17 Wow, Gary, please come back.
03:02:19 Wait.
03:02:20 This is a great topic.
03:02:21 Should we have a flat tax?
03:02:22 Gary, please. Gary
03:02:25 calling in.
03:02:26 Is he calling in?
03:02:28 He's too cold.
03:02:29 Please, please please, please.
03:02:32 I'd give anything for that wood paneling back.
03:02:37 Yeah.
03:02:37 I miss you too, Gary.
03:02:39 I got a bunch of mash ups, but they all kind of sucked.
03:02:43 Not a lot about who you can do.
03:02:46 Glue. Who?
03:02:52 I got a how's your topic rant going?
03:02:55 No. Work on it. Once you you have a go.
03:02:57 Once you record, I was like, oh right. It's done. Yeah. Yeah. That's yeah.
03:03:00 Pretty much I go any further. That's why I didn't want to do anything with it. But
03:03:04 it's I got dirty took a lot
03:03:05 to get to that point, which sucks.
03:03:10 Oh but yeah.
03:03:13 Finished at,
03:03:16 repast.
03:03:17 And then
03:03:19 coming up with the occult, money, mind machinations, merriment, bloody hard days.
03:03:24 Just a year ago,
03:03:26 it's really hard to just swap different like words
03:03:28 when I want to try to rap like.
03:03:33 The waiting room.
03:03:34 Don't swap.
03:03:35 Use the words you want.
03:03:37 No, I know, but it's hard to.
03:03:40 I mean, I've done that, but it's just.
03:03:41 It just takes longer.
03:03:46 Yep. And hoes.
03:03:50 So this is their life.
03:03:52 They sleep upside down with their head in their neck
03:03:55 with chickens.
03:03:56 They pop out an egg every day. Just hoping.
03:03:59 So if you ever want egg, you gotta have a little empathy for the chicken attacks.
03:04:02 Now, don't you
03:04:04 just think
03:04:05 they sleep in there with the snow on the ground?
03:04:09 That's cold.
03:04:10 That's not snow. That's outside the.
03:04:13 That's snow. What? It.
03:04:14 Yeah, this this is snow.
03:04:16 When my mouse does show up on this for some.
03:04:17 But the other three, there's one.
03:04:19 The two at the top in the bottom on the left are inside.
03:04:22 Yeah. And there's shit.
03:04:24 The ground is covered in.
03:04:26 Yeah.
03:04:27 It's dirt with tiny pieces of hay that they haven't eaten.
03:04:29 And just, just and a little hanging.
03:04:32 There's a close up right there.
03:04:34 It's clean actually clean today.
03:04:35 But every black thing is fucking shit.
03:04:38 Those are leaves, but everything else is just shit.
03:04:41 Actually. Yeah.
03:04:41 They're, they're feathers.
03:04:44 Feathers.
03:04:44 Everything else is just shit in some of those, like the chickens
03:04:49 that a candle hang in there.
03:04:50 Like, what is a that's their food.
03:04:52 That's they fill that,
03:04:53 they pull it up short in the top, drop it down and on they go crazy.
03:04:56 Why do they have Christmas lights on this thing?
03:04:59 I'm pretty sure those fuckers want to sleep with the lights,
03:05:01 because it's the Grace and Hope farm in Tennessee. You and I were.
03:05:04 They have their heads Christmas time and they have, at any given moment,
03:05:08 thousands of viewers staring at the stupid fucking chicken coop.
03:05:12 And now I get a thousand.
03:05:13 I keep saying no to that scary look at the little right in the middle.
03:05:17 There's a little fucking troll in the doorway of the back one
03:05:21 under the flag.
03:05:22 It's creepy.
03:05:26 Oh wait, it's not a troll, it's elf.
03:05:28 It's elf.
03:05:30 Yep. Wake up chicken.
03:05:33 What time do they get up?
03:05:34 Are they going to be sleeping every night?
03:05:36 You know what?
03:05:37 I've never looked at the data. Part six.
03:05:39 Victor Hugo, author of Les Miserables The Hunchback of Notre Dame,
03:05:43 was a raging success.
03:05:45 Dirty facts about history never
03:05:49 part six with Victor Hugo, author of Lay Miserable
03:05:52 in The Hunchback of Notre Dame, was a raging sex addict
03:05:55 after his wife got tired of having intercourse
03:05:58 with real sex experts that we reproduced with so many prostitutes
03:06:01 that on the day he died, all the brothels in Paris were closed
03:06:05 because so many prostitutes took the day off to mourn him seriously.
03:06:09 Name, name three things if you are.
03:06:11 If having already had sex or with somebody you love, or somebody attractive.
03:06:14 If you're single.
03:06:16 What else would you rather do besides sex?
03:06:22 If you if you hadn't,
03:06:24 anybody and anybody at all.
03:06:28 Right.
03:06:28 So I don't think I don't think sex addiction is sex addiction is a thing.
03:06:32 And 2 million people attended his funeral in Paris, experienced
03:06:36 a mini baby boom nine months later.
03:06:38 George Washington had such severe hemorrhoids that sometimes
03:06:41 he couldn't even ride a horse into battle and had to be pulled on a cart.
03:06:45 The Italian painter Raphael,
03:06:46 who inspired the name of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, is said to have died
03:06:50 from exhaustion brought on by nonstop intercourse with various women.
03:06:54 Ancient Egyptians held a fertility festival each year, where
03:06:57 it was the pharaoh's job to strip down and rub one out into the Nile.
03:07:01 Once he finished, many women, ancient Egyptians held a fertility fest.
03:07:05 Ancient Egyptians held a fertility festival each year, where
03:07:08 it was the pharaoh's job to strip down and rub one out into the Nile.
03:07:12 What did you see?
03:07:13 Men in the crowd were encouraged to fertility festival each year.
03:07:16 Where it was the pharaoh's job to strip down and rub one out into the Nile.
03:07:20 Once he finished.
03:07:21 Men in the crowd were encouraged to step forward and join in,
03:07:24 turning the Nile River into one massive circle jerk.
03:07:27 Was there like people down like river?
03:07:29 Like trying to catch it in there?
03:07:30 I was going to say, what kind of story is joining in was the best thing
03:07:34 that I could have heard, because I thought he was going to
03:07:36 say something way worse, and it was all the peasants job to
03:07:41 catch the load in the mouth downstream.
03:07:45 All I'm thinking is that one commercial if you don't have a filter,
03:07:47 you are the filter. Yeah. They would.
03:07:50 They'd be downstream looking at the water and they would see something
03:07:53 and they.
03:07:57 And the top of the water.
03:07:58 And they, the little tadpoles looking at the little tadpoles, ma'am.
03:08:02 Can I keep one.
03:08:03 And so if you keep a tadpole, does it grow into a baby?
03:08:06 I don't know, but I've got, Now Gary's gone.
03:08:09 I have to teach you.
03:08:10 And I'm pretty sure I don't know sea monkeys.
03:08:12 I've got to see.
03:08:14 So to prove that that's a joke, I'm
03:08:16 the only one with actual babies.
03:08:20 I've got babies in my deck.
03:08:22 They my balls.
03:08:23 Yes. That came up a conversation.
03:08:25 Had my son's 21st birthday went out to a, went out
03:08:29 to a steak place and talked about my fucking come.
03:08:32 It was amazing.
03:08:34 And then I kept going and I kept pushing the joke.
03:08:36 And I kept pushing the joke in my my daughter finally said
03:08:40 that they were
03:08:41 they were each the two winners of that load.
03:08:44 And I loved her so much.
03:08:45 It's literally, you know, because the stat
03:08:48 they've swam the fastest or whatever you have to do to win.
03:08:51 Yeah, we never saw those videos of the come the seamen attacking each other.
03:08:55 I mean, we sort of did.
03:08:56 I think we found semen attacking.
03:08:58 We're going to evolve semen attack.
03:09:02 Do chicken semen. Yeah, but they do. They don't.
03:09:04 You always learn in, health class or swim class?
03:09:07 If it's my.
03:09:08 You shouldn't have sex with my gym teacher. Fucked up.
03:09:11 But they always. I always thought it was a race.
03:09:13 But it's not.
03:09:14 They're brutal. They eat the other semen,
03:09:17 they destroy the other semen.
03:09:19 Well, they want to win.
03:09:20 So there's even though the the don't want that.
03:09:24 They want to win, don't you?
03:09:25 The dominant male or the one that has sex with a woman more than once?
03:09:28 Actually, there are some sperm that stay behind and kill other men.
03:09:32 Sperm.
03:09:35 Like sentient.
03:09:36 Let's see how to do that.
03:09:37 Why don't they just go in?
03:09:38 One of they hit the.
03:09:40 They're they're willing to they're willing to die.
03:09:42 Their existence is to make sure that somebody else doesn't.
03:09:45 It's like an atheist version of pregnancy.
03:09:50 That's deep, but it makes sense.
03:09:51 You'll see. You'll like it when you play it back.
03:09:53 It's just the other sperm
03:09:54 swimming by in the sperm that's hiding there as it's going.
03:09:57 You know, you if you go towards that egg, it's, you know, it's there's
03:10:00 no reason why don't why you would go to your egg.
03:10:03 It doesn't matter. Nope.
03:10:05 Nothing happens after that egg.
03:10:06 You know, you get there, but there's nothing.
03:10:12 There.
03:10:13 You know why you bother?
03:10:14 Why you even bother swimming that way?
03:10:16 Why no? God,
03:10:19 no! God, please.
03:10:20 No. No.
03:10:22 You. You know,
03:10:25 woo woo woo woo woo
03:10:31 woo woo woo woo.
03:10:35 Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
03:10:40 ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh.
03:10:44 You are
03:10:48 woo woo woo woo woo.
03:10:52 Gets a coyote.
03:10:53 Who the heavyweight champion of the world.
03:10:55 Nature boy who nature boy Ric Flair. Woo!
03:10:59 We're coming right back.
03:11:00 Woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo
03:11:06 woo woo woo woo woo woo
03:11:09 woo woo woo woo woo woo.
03:11:13 Why do we do. Woo?
03:11:20 What?
03:11:22 Why did we do the.
03:11:23 Why was the woo chosen?
03:11:26 Religious trinkets that are unacceptable and completely no scientific basis.
03:11:30 It had the word anti-religion and the word scientific in it.
03:11:33 And he has a lab coat.
03:11:36 And I'm not sure
03:11:37 if you're aware, but he is an evangelistic atheist,
03:11:40 so he has one sole purpose when he's on his free time.
03:11:43 And that is to convince other people that atheism is the only way, the only one
03:11:47 true way, the only one true doesn't have a sole religion, if you will,
03:11:51 because I have no other word to say. No soul purpose.
03:11:53 Because he doesn't have a soul, neither is his soul.
03:11:56 Purpose is no soul.
03:12:00 All right.
03:12:15 I'm trying my best.
03:12:18 But think about backing up.
03:12:20 No time to sit down now.
03:12:25 But you can't do big things.
03:12:27 And a about seven hours.
03:12:30 About a little bit later on, the she wants.
03:12:35 Don't mind me.
03:12:37 I think that.
03:12:48 That might work.
03:12:50 Well, I mean her well, so much of my life.
03:12:54 I mean, in how she works.
03:12:57 So by the
03:13:00 I don't care.
03:13:02 It was me back to like you said, my son.
03:13:06 Don't my.
03:13:10 Phone.
03:13:11 Well,
03:13:13 she's so cheap, so bad.
03:13:15 But she's strong.
03:13:17 It's. What's wrong with me.
03:13:20 Wait till I come home.
03:13:23 I don't know what to do.
03:13:25 I say no.
03:13:27 Oh, crap. Give me you.
03:13:30 Hey hey hey!
03:13:37 Friends, I'm here for you.
03:13:39 Friend. So.
03:13:45 They work in my life, in my.
03:13:50 Hey hey hey.
03:13:54 Know.
03:13:55 Thank you for the.
03:13:56 Thank you.
03:13:57 Everything.
03:14:01 That my baby.
03:14:03 You know you you want to do it?
03:14:22 What we got?
03:14:30 Oh. Uses crunches.
03:14:31 I bought the soft.
03:14:33 I don't like eating.
03:14:34 Going anything hard.
03:14:38 So I consider myself the hard side.
03:14:43 So I like soft,
03:14:45 you know, I'm sure you know.
03:14:50 I got one more.
03:14:53 Watch this.
03:14:54 At least there's two sounds.
03:14:58 A lot soft.
03:15:00 I think it's harder than I could.
03:15:01 Soft again.
03:15:01 So she was a little.
03:15:03 Maybe she was to go.
03:15:06 Oh, I can look at it with others,
03:15:10 but I hope you ready.
03:15:12 We we go for myself because I never like these. Oh.
03:15:17 What do you like? Me?
03:15:20 Wow. You do?
03:15:25 You. Do.
03:15:43 You get these
03:15:46 dogs.
03:15:52 You do?
03:16:02 You. You. You.
03:16:12 Thanks for the follow.
03:16:13 Jovovich TV.
03:16:18 You want to share anything else in the chat?
03:16:23 We'll put it up.
03:16:25 Thanks for the follow.
03:16:26 I'm sure you're a promoter or something.
03:16:28 That's great.
03:16:29 Share whatever you have.
03:16:32 We'll show it in this portion of the show.
03:16:34 Since the show actually wrapped up. Which.
03:16:36 This is the kid. I'm Jerry and the kid.
03:16:38 Today we're, covering bloom, and.
03:16:41 But this part of the podcast,
03:16:44 I've usually asked, cough where's the cough button?
03:16:47 Right here.
03:16:48 I everything I know if you're new to the show,
03:16:51 this is the Brady and George Show, the part where we reflect about the show.
03:16:55 But it's been so great lately and it's been wrapped up in such a nice package.
03:16:59 We really don't have much content for the after the show.
03:17:02 I think it's going to be well, let's see, we have another deer flag or something.
03:17:05 It's pretty much winding down.
03:17:06 You can catch us every Monday at 10 p.m.
03:17:08 eastern or 1001.
03:17:11 I did pull up since I woke up, I did not know.
03:17:14 This is the kids segment that we usually do that
03:17:17 just auto play that I left because I couldn't click the button
03:17:20 because my right and left hand the menu for food.
03:17:24 Right?
03:17:25 I've got a few, but
03:17:28 this is the portion where I ask drawer to hang up, and he wants me to hang up.
03:17:32 But no, you hang Sonic residents. You'll.
03:17:35 Your microphone looks way bigger on camera.
03:17:38 I'm sure it's an optical illusion, but your microphone looks huge right now.
03:17:43 My wife uses so huge radio.
03:17:47 A little joke.
03:17:49 I don't, I guess I don't know what you mean by words.
03:17:51 Is something that I'm, like, interested in.
03:17:53 No, in cars, to have no scientific see has to have zero scientific.
03:17:57 That does it have to be religious,
03:17:59 or can it just have no scientific fact, like solid?
03:18:02 I, I started in on chiropractic today.
03:18:05 I, oh, no, I really see I don't think you said that right.
03:18:09 You shouldn't have said I started into chiropractic.
03:18:13 Chiropractic is the adjective.
03:18:17 Or the I think it to be chiropractic.
03:18:19 Chiropractic care.
03:18:22 Hey hey hey.
03:18:29 I don't think it's chiropractic.
03:18:31 I enjoy,
03:18:33 I'm not sure I counted, phrenology.
03:18:37 How did I miss that joke before?
03:18:40 Hey, let me try this again.
03:18:41 But I started in on chiropractic today.
03:18:44 I, Oh, no, I really, I enjoy,
03:18:49 hot male penis.
03:18:51 I'm not sure I counted penis.
03:18:55 Phrenology.
03:18:56 Right.
03:18:58 The study of penis.
03:18:59 You know, Leonardo DiCaprio.
03:19:00 Really, got me hooked on it when I.
03:19:02 When I saw him in Django Unchained, he made a lot of Leonardo DiCaprio's
03:19:07 penis and good points of that, Okay.
03:19:10 The concept, you know, sucks.
03:19:11 I'm a big fan of that.
03:19:13 Okay. There was scientific back.
03:19:16 This one?
03:19:17 Yeah. Proving something.
03:19:19 The movie doesn't really count.
03:19:21 I like Leonardo DiCaprio told me.
03:19:23 Oh, okay.
03:19:25 Sounds like.
03:19:25 Woo! Pull that up.
03:19:27 Ready to,
03:19:30 You know who else says you know?
03:19:32 Oh, I know who says, well,
03:19:35 Hulk Hogan, baby.
03:19:38 As above, so below.
03:19:45 I don't think that's the right wrestler.
03:19:46 Is it?
03:19:48 I think
03:19:51 you're a wrestling resident.
03:19:52 Wrestling expert, wrestling a resident.
03:19:55 Array of wrestling expert.
03:19:57 I'm the second expert.
03:20:01 All right, what's your expertise, then?
03:20:04 Penis.
03:20:05 Oh, no, that's Gary again.
03:20:08 He's gay.
03:20:10 You? Well, yeah.
03:20:11 You do go to penis a lot.
03:20:17 That's not the right water.
03:20:20 This does not keep water long.
03:20:22 For weeks.
03:20:23 It doesn't keep water long water.
03:20:25 It doesn't keep water cold long.
03:20:28 This is the right color.
03:20:33 That is the right water.
03:20:37 That keeps water short.
03:20:39 Did you realize it was gay talking to me in the bed like that?
03:20:41 Because I felt I felt it.
03:20:43 I was waiting for you to say something, and you never did.
03:20:45 So I said that your microphone looks huge.
03:20:51 That was supposed to be it.
03:20:54 I wanted you to come join me.
03:20:56 I didn't want to come join you.
03:21:00 I have a business
03:21:01 relationship and, relationships and a personal relationships.
03:21:07 That I need to worry about.
03:21:08 I can't be.
03:21:18 You know,
03:21:21 you understand that, right?
03:21:29 I have four, but one,
03:21:30 23456789,
03:21:35 1011, 12, 13.
03:21:37 Buttons.
03:21:38 Did they just because of the file name, they're all chicken or something,
03:21:41 but because of the size of the screen, all I can see is chicken.
03:21:44 They've no idea what chickens they do.
03:21:50 The chicken.
03:21:52 Chicken.
03:21:52 The China, the Chinese chicken.
03:21:56 How do I get out of this
03:21:57 chicken shit outfit?
03:22:01 He was at Full Metal Jacket.
03:22:11 And that.
03:22:17 Yep. Did you?
03:22:19 No more.
03:22:20 No more deer fly.
03:22:21 Nothing.
03:22:27 Okay.
03:22:29 Yeah.
03:22:29 Random videos.
03:22:33 Literally random.
03:22:35 All right.
03:22:36 Okay, we got it.
03:22:39 We got a follow from Joe River TV when you were taking a piss.
03:22:43 Oh, that was nice.
03:22:45 No. Why'd you get out?
03:22:47 That was unnecessary.
03:22:49 The next you get eaten, show off.
03:22:56 Her son might have saved her life.
03:22:59 Might have saved her life.
03:23:05 Oh, my God,
03:23:07 this driver was a crazy noise.
03:23:08 That's fucking branch breaking.
03:23:10 It was like a stick.
03:23:14 That's the wrong.
03:23:16 Oh, no.
03:23:17 Of course. Fire hydrant.
03:23:19 A giant tornado went by this school in Kansas.
03:23:21 That's a medium tornado.
03:23:23 It's not a giant tornado.
03:23:31 Oh, speaking of flags, what does everyone think of Michigan
03:23:34 trying to plant their flag in the center of Ohio State's
03:23:38 field?
03:23:38 Police need help finding this really worth if this guy stole someone's lawnmower.
03:23:42 But I think, first and mother who kind of deserved getting your ass kicked.
03:23:46 Although they faked it, they just motioned to plant it
03:23:49 and then, like, held it up and was like, high mark.
03:23:50 So they didn't really actually stick the pole into the frickin turf.
03:23:55 So Ohio
03:23:56 State's kind of a little classless for fighting.
03:24:00 Hey, that's a good
03:24:02 I got no problems with that and just just plain freakish.
03:24:04 So a pilot made an emergency landing on the highway.
03:24:12 There's some kind of weird alien dog.
03:24:16 That dog just went under the floor.
03:24:18 That wasn't weird.
03:24:23 This big guy
03:24:23 scared of a little tiny dog?
03:24:27 Well, yeah, that often happens.
03:24:32 That dog is going to go tell all its friends
03:24:35 it's going to have a bear story.
03:24:40 Wait, wait.
03:24:41 Hold on a second.
03:24:42 Caught on fire. But the. Can you if is there a rewind.
03:24:45 No, there's no rewind.
03:24:47 You can't rewind the,
03:24:52 I don't think that he's walking right.
03:24:56 I don't want to make fun of him because I'm sure his back legs
03:24:59 were probably damaged.
03:24:59 Did he learn to live like that?
03:25:01 He walks like that all the time.
03:25:02 This cat still caught on fire.
03:25:04 But the outer layer fur protected it.
03:25:07 I saw a squirrel fighting to fight two birds.
03:25:10 I've had a fear of that all the time.
03:25:13 And my family says the cat.
03:25:14 No, the cat's tail catching on fire from a candle.
03:25:17 I'm like, you can't. We can't. You can't leave.
03:25:18 You can't even leave the room. They're like, they know.
03:25:21 They're aware of their tail. They know where their tail is.
03:25:24 It's just staring at it like it's on fire.
03:25:26 And he still doesn't know it's his fucking tail.
03:25:28 Even the dog's like, oh, I need that video as evidence.
03:25:35 Fuck yeah.
03:25:37 Little fucking handle this.
03:25:38 Cats a little, little glass.
03:25:40 But the outer layer fur protected it.
03:25:45 So apparently it's fireproof.
03:25:48 Yeah.
03:25:48 Protected the tail
03:25:49 that the fucking shit can still drop and start other shit on fire.
03:25:53 No, it it looked like it was made out of fireproof material.
03:25:56 It gradually just snuffed it right out, just like you would I.
03:26:01 I don't want to admit it, but one of my last cigarets I ever smoked
03:26:04 20, 40 fucking 40 years ago.
03:26:07 I fell asleep with it in my hand.
03:26:09 And then I set it in the couch between my crotch.
03:26:12 And it burned a fucking three inch long on my brand new couch to the space.
03:26:17 But the couch was made out of something that was perfect.
03:26:19 You know what I mean? I didn't die,
03:26:21 it burned.
03:26:22 You know, it burned it out.
03:26:23 The foam burned it out.
03:26:24 Wasn't it ruined the couch security camera in the kitchen.
03:26:27 I still have it here in my basement.
03:26:38 I'm just itching my hand.
03:26:41 Yeah, let's do that earlier, too.
03:26:43 Let's play a lottery.
03:26:45 It takes me a lot longer at my age to get the itch off my hand.
03:26:50 Oh, this dog suffers from.
03:26:52 This is the cat's name. Sarah.
03:26:54 Where was Sarah going?
03:26:55 To come help.
03:26:58 Are they fucking?
03:27:03 Can I can we go back to the woman again?
03:27:06 I like you, she yelled at the woman. Oh.
03:27:09 Oh? Like what? I don't listen to the women. The.
03:27:11 No, I just I got it.
03:27:13 I got to criticize her reaction,
03:27:16 and I'm pretty sure of because she is a woman.
03:27:18 But I'm confused because she called for another woman.
03:27:24 Here.
03:27:24 Okay, so I've been in situations like this.
03:27:27 Oh, the first thing I do is help the fucking animal or person down.
03:27:33 He she's the closest, best help right there.
03:27:35 Why did she call for Sarah?
03:27:39 Lame person.
03:27:40 Maybe Sarah has more able bodied.
03:27:44 Maybe.
03:27:45 Maybe not.
03:27:46 Maybe it's going to take longer for Sarah.
03:27:48 That's a boat. It's a rock.
03:27:51 As you can see.
03:27:51 I don't think it's a boat.
03:27:55 It's an act of God.
03:27:59 And damn
03:28:01 it, can you rewind that one, too?
03:28:03 Because that sounds like a Liverpool sound.
03:28:06 Like a wiffle ball bat.
03:28:07 It barely sounded like anything.
03:28:10 I mean, not the glass breaking, but the low.
03:28:13 Did it hit the doorbell? This person chose?
03:28:16 No. I think that was everything
03:28:18 shattering down.
03:28:23 That this person
03:28:24 chose that you did the step stool, right?
03:28:27 I don't do that.
03:28:27 But I'd say runaway tires are like,
03:28:29 they've got so much fucking speed on them, it's ridiculous.
03:28:33 Oh, she was standing on the fucking lid.
03:28:37 I think it's no,
03:28:39 biggest load she's ever going to get.
03:28:42 Oh my lord.
03:28:44 You know what the best thing is though?
03:28:45 Walls painted, you stand on the edge.
03:28:48 Fastest way to paint a wall right there.
03:28:51 They're done.
03:28:52 They got a lot of floor to clean up. The walls.
03:28:55 The walls cover. Dude,
03:28:57 I can.
03:29:01 It reminds me
03:29:01 of when MythBusters blew up paint to paint a closet.
03:29:04 You ever see that?
03:29:07 They angled it.
03:29:07 Heard you get started.
03:29:09 Where do you get started cleaning that shit up?
03:29:12 Shop vac. Wet wet dry vac. Immediately
03:29:16 to use as a step stool
03:29:19 over time and again.
03:29:21 Woman. Why is she still dead center?
03:29:24 Just understand that this isn't a fucking meant to hold 300 pounds.
03:29:29 Do you think she got hurt because the facility.
03:29:32 So she stands dead center.
03:29:34 It's like, come on. Wow.
03:29:38 It's pretty small. Free.
03:29:39 So the just it gets forced out.
03:29:43 Why is she screaming?
03:29:45 Because the bitch has all of her clothes and it's all over the carpet.
03:29:50 Look, the kid.
03:29:51 The kid got totally protected.
03:29:55 He knew it.
03:29:56 The only man in the room walked to the only spot he wouldn't be covered.
03:30:00 This damn right here, you dumb bitches.
03:30:02 I'm out of here.
03:30:04 That's a little harsh.
03:30:05 I apologize with this mama.
03:30:07 He's like, yeah, I'm done not helping clean this shit up.
03:30:14 Oh, yeah.
03:30:16 Been there.
03:30:17 Like she doesn't seem to want to protect her baby to save this pedestrian.
03:30:20 Had a house that large break over my house, you know,
03:30:23 large break over your house.
03:30:25 I had a tree.
03:30:26 That large break over my house.
03:30:29 Can we get much? We'll have a new.
03:30:31 I hate it when I can't trust my brain because my my age is not because
03:30:35 of getting higher.
03:30:36 It's because of my age and the mini strokes.
03:30:40 I hope
03:30:42 I don't get things mixed up, like don't stop.
03:30:48 Oh, no.
03:30:50 Oh, right.
03:30:51 Oh, yeah. Poor guy.
03:30:54 He spent his whole life for that opportunity.
03:30:57 Oh my God.
03:31:00 Again with the yelling.
03:31:02 What is yelling?
03:31:03 What is it?
03:31:03 Quake was coming the.
03:31:04 So the situ the situation is already
03:31:08 bad. Yelling makes it worse.
03:31:11 So now you got to worry about the crazy people yelling and can't hear.
03:31:14 Where's everything coming?
03:31:14 I can't think, I can't think straight, fucking blah blah blah
03:31:19 look like I'm scared.
03:31:20 I fucking scared you.
03:31:21 I feel so security camera.
03:31:24 I scared the kids.
03:31:30 This poor guy got smacked by.
03:31:31 Ironically, he was stealing the security camera, right?
03:31:36 It's 300 bucks.
03:31:37 How do you not see that coming?
03:31:39 I love telling all my fun stories.
03:31:41 Dude, I was driving with my window down in the fucking plow.
03:31:44 Hit that?
03:31:44 It felt like somebody hit me in the face with a board.
03:31:49 Wait, did the fire truck just set them on fire?
03:31:53 Suddenly burst into flames?
03:31:58 Yeah, I cry,
03:31:59 I cry foul, like, here's how I do this.
03:32:03 This just in case you didn't know the story.
03:32:07 The pied, the pied Piper brought the rats.
03:32:11 Really?
03:32:12 Yeah.
03:32:13 The firefighters.
03:32:15 You know what? That's actually.
03:32:17 Oh, no, I was.
03:32:18 It lands right in between the fucking kids.
03:32:21 See, again, there has to be some typo.
03:32:23 This is a this is a simulation.
03:32:26 There's no way. There's no way.
03:32:28 There's no way that, Well, actually.
03:32:31 Hold on.
03:32:32 The the three of them are sitting in an exact, you know, three.
03:32:35 So in and it's a you notice it's a three.
03:32:40 It's a three pronged fucking it like we have we have five.
03:32:45 Why is there only three.
03:32:48 There's some things that threes.
03:32:50 Well they go they wobble and fall. That's stupid.
03:32:52 You shouldn't have 3 or 4. You need five. Obviously.
03:32:54 Yeah I think the newer the nicer ones have even like
03:32:58 seven and nine from the kids. Like look in there.
03:33:01 There's he's like something's up here. What was I told. So.
03:33:06 The way they're
03:33:07 positioned hits either it's the bitch,
03:33:10 either they're all getting hit or none of them are getting hit.
03:33:13 Hey, the kid sees it.
03:33:14 It's the bitch.
03:33:15 It's a kid. Did it with his mind, dude.
03:33:19 It hits her in the, in the arm.
03:33:21 Here.
03:33:24 The kid did it.
03:33:25 He's like, I don't want Cory.
03:33:27 You got to be cool.
03:33:28 Oh, yeah. Fuck you all.
03:33:30 Nobody's going to give a shit about dinner now.
03:33:33 I just made a fan fall on you like Damien.
03:33:36 It's fine if you
03:33:39 chicken to China. The Chinese chicken.
03:33:42 Chicken, the China, the Chinese chicken,
03:33:45 chicken, the China, the Chinese chicken
03:33:49 chicken, the China, the Chinese chicken.
03:33:54 That sounds pretty metal.
03:33:56 Oh, wait. That last week.
03:33:57 Woo! Candyman.
03:34:01 What are you hoping to see?
03:34:03 I don't know,
03:34:05 you see how they're sitting though?
03:34:06 I mean, either all three of them are getting pegged
03:34:08 or it falls in the open space.
03:34:09 Like one of those two things was going to happen.
03:34:12 I find it that it was spinning because it was spinning.
03:34:14 Why didn't it hit him on the way, on the two feet from their head to the ground?
03:34:17 Why didn't it hit somebody?
03:34:19 It hit her in the shoulder.
03:34:21 Here she is yet to react.
03:34:23 I think that's the main spot it hit.
03:34:25 I think it didn't really touch the kid and it didn't really hit him.
03:34:29 It really hit her and it hit her like in the lower between,
03:34:33 like just below the armpit in the,
03:34:36 I don't know, do the two bottom on the left.
03:34:39 They don't even stop eating. Do they eat again?
03:34:40 If they don't, if they keep eating, it's it's CGI. Didn't even fall.
03:34:47 Oh no.
03:34:48 They reacted okay.
03:34:51 Sarah.
03:34:53 Sarah.
03:34:56 They screaming.
03:34:58 No. They screwed, me.
03:35:02 See, now that's.
03:35:03 See, she reacted the way you're supposed to.
03:35:06 She didn't ask.
03:35:07 Students scream for Sarah I know.
03:35:10 I'm sure.
03:35:10 See my see my kid.
03:35:16 Oh, there's nobody in the car.
03:35:17 I'm like, he's trying to steal the car.
03:35:20 This bus had a mechanical. Oh, wow, that would do that.
03:35:22 What if it wasn't a pull handle?
03:35:23 What if it was one of the push? Push? That was the.
03:35:25 That was the end of the road, dude. That was.
03:35:27 I thought the road kept going.
03:35:28 That was a sidewalk. Dropper.
03:35:31 It went a little faster at the end.
03:35:33 He spent 45 minutes traveling through the snow, just noticing all the stuff.
03:35:37 Why would the bus accelerate at the very last second?
03:35:40 Because someone is inside of it,
03:35:43 crashing it on purpose.
03:35:46 You'd be thinking to be brake watch right there.
03:35:48 It sped up.
03:35:50 He spent 45 minutes traveling through more, more or less.
03:35:54 Just like,
03:35:56 what's he saving here?
03:35:57 So if it crashes, like, okay,
03:36:00 well, it's going to crash into that house on the left if he doesn't.
03:36:03 Yeah, but if you go fast, it's going to it's going to go airborne.
03:36:05 Yeah. But if he.
03:36:06 Yeah but he's in there too and he's going to die.
03:36:08 He's going to be son's like I'm with you, I'm with you.
03:36:11 He just took something away from us.
03:36:13 The way I look at it, I'm just saying if he did not say
03:36:16 like, okay, if they've got the pole handle, E-Brake easy.
03:36:19 If they've got the foot that you have to kick it with your foot,
03:36:22 he's not gonna be able to push that hard
03:36:24 enough with his hand in order to stop that car
03:36:26 and look what it's going to run into.
03:36:27 It's going to run into a shack of fucking sheet metal eye.
03:36:31 Not worth risking your life.
03:36:35 His gay lover's car.
03:36:37 Unless he knows that there was like, I don't know,
03:36:40 ten little babies in there or something.
03:36:44 It has to be ten. Nine.
03:36:45 Don't do it. There's nobody in there, okay?
03:36:48 If it's there,
03:36:49 if there's no men in the car, because they would have just pulled the handle.
03:36:53 You know what the women are doing?
03:36:55 Let's see,
03:36:58 Sarah, it's always look at Sarah.
03:37:01 Sarah's kind of getting tired of it.
03:37:09 He hopped in there and said, hit the brake.
03:37:11 And so she hit the brake in the car and stuff.
03:37:13 Yeah, yeah, he didn't hit anything.
03:37:15 He may have hit the brake.
03:37:16 He had a point at it there, so.
03:37:19 Well, it's the one on the left.
03:37:24 He's.
03:37:25 Hey, here's an honest here's an honest question I had.
03:37:27 I must have sat one that was close in British or European cars
03:37:30 when the steering was on the other side is the gas and brake
03:37:33 right and left
03:37:35 or is it, is it reversed also, what's this guy in person?
03:37:40 Right there
03:37:42 by his complexion?
03:37:42 I'd say he's never seen snow before.
03:37:46 I think he's person.
03:37:48 What was the commentary?
03:37:49 He spent 45 minutes traveling through the snow just to learn
03:37:53 that his favorite restaurant was closed because of the heavy snow.
03:37:57 How do you know that?
03:37:59 So he fell to his knees in despair.
03:38:07 Careful backing up.
03:38:08 Oh, look at the same time. Hilarious.
03:38:11 You guys had it.
03:38:12 You don't need the extra back up.
03:38:13 I hate these people that have to extra back up.
03:38:16 You had it.
03:38:17 You had it a long time ago.
03:38:20 You did not need to back up that far. Right.
03:38:22 And you know what?
03:38:23 And if the guy on the silver car on the far side
03:38:25 would have backed into his proper lane,
03:38:26 they wouldn't even have fucking hit each other. Yeah, that too,
03:38:30 like you both have it.
03:38:31 Like you've had both. You've had both.
03:38:33 They're both. Wait. I'm sorry.
03:38:34 Take it back. The white car's in the wrong lane. Two.
03:38:36 How can they both just go forward already?
03:38:39 Like, what do you.
03:38:41 You need to, like, line up perfectly before you start going forward?
03:38:44 What gender do you think people
03:38:49 that you hate people that's here.
03:38:51 But how about you start going forward? Start point.
03:38:54 You hate these two.
03:38:55 Hate. You hate those people.
03:38:56 How about if you say you hate those people?
03:38:58 I hate them those I hate those people.
03:39:01 Hate those people.
03:39:02 I hate those people. Not all people.
03:39:04 Just those people. Oh.
03:39:09 I'm just saying, like, pull forward now.
03:39:12 Pull forward now. Pull forward now.
03:39:15 Yeah.
03:39:19 Yep. After ten years, I finally my mom
03:39:23 just learned that those, those rascal scooters
03:39:25 at the fucking Costco that are safe can actually turn more.
03:39:29 She's.
03:39:29 She drives it like a car.
03:39:30 What the fuck was that? Lightning.
03:39:32 Yeah. During the day with. No.
03:39:35 With no rain, no cloud.
03:39:36 Even bright sunny days in Florida are safe.
03:39:41 Bright sunny days in Florida are safe.
03:39:47 And somehow
03:39:48 the Democrats are going to make Trump's that they made a wrong turn.
03:39:51 Why can't we harness that?
03:39:53 We can use this in reverse.
03:39:55 No, this is not the reverse because the other cars are going forward.
03:39:58 We can harness that. What are you.
03:40:00 What do you mean? We just fucking killed?
03:40:03 Hey, guess what? We.
03:40:04 We invented electricity or harnessed it?
03:40:06 The car. Wait.
03:40:07 What is going on? Oh, because.
03:40:09 Is it kit and I go forward.
03:40:15 Time!
03:40:15 This is so weird.
03:40:17 I had a friend for, like, a year and a half.
03:40:18 Had an old Camaro that broke.
03:40:20 It wouldn't go in reverse, so we had to be very careful where we parked.
03:40:24 It always had to have a through, through, through through, through through,
03:40:27 through fields, through backwards.
03:40:30 It's probably stuck.
03:40:34 That's another I want to know road.
03:40:36 Is that against a lot gender house
03:40:40 yes 33 a gender.
03:40:45 That's hilarious.
03:40:48 What. No. Was a lot of a lot of people are.
03:40:50 Oh. Face in the pizza.
03:40:55 What a way to.
03:41:03 Driving
03:41:03 backwards is not illegal as long as it's done safely.
03:41:07 How about that?
03:41:08 Had, like, a lot of steel.
03:41:09 Stop and pet the family dog first.
03:41:13 Oh, buddy.
03:41:14 Oh. Oh, they got you, though I love you.
03:41:17 In order to drive backwards, you'd have to.
03:41:19 You'd have to put, red lights on the front.
03:41:22 She somehow didn't see that. There's. What's a man.
03:41:28 She didn't see barrels.
03:41:32 This guy got a tattoo.
03:41:33 And immediately, I think she did it on purpose.
03:41:36 She given up on
03:41:38 if she wants.
03:41:39 He's not okay.
03:41:41 Oh, dude, he just saved his face.
03:41:42 Luckily, he saved his face.
03:41:44 Catch him before he got hurt.
03:41:46 Holy shit. Man.
03:41:50 Okay, keep on the gas.
03:41:52 A van drove through.
03:41:53 That took some strength to
03:41:54 because he was hurt as he was holding him at the last second.
03:41:58 He didn't, you know, his the weight of the guy fallen didn't
03:42:00 didn't carry him over.
03:42:04 And immediately passed out.
03:42:07 I on.
03:42:12 He have touched barely,
03:42:13 but his elbow was able to catch him before he got hurt.
03:42:17 He won't remember a thing.
03:42:20 Is it any other number?
03:42:21 Let's think of the gumbo machine.
03:42:23 This is a video game store. But luckily, nobody was hurt.
03:42:29 I watched my wife faint and bounce off the cement ground at a fucking.
03:42:32 I think we were at Sears.
03:42:35 Oh, she's a squirrel.
03:42:39 Somehow got into this guy's office.
03:42:42 Did the mother send the baby over to do it?
03:42:44 I don't know, I think they was a I thought she was asleep at first,
03:42:48 but I think she did kill the squirrel.
03:42:53 Who knew that
03:42:54 working at of that woman looked like a man?
03:42:57 I think you it's something I've seen.
03:43:00 I've seen that. I've seen that.
03:43:02 He tries to close it.
03:43:04 I just put your mouth on it in the middle of the field, dude.
03:43:07 It would rip your throat out.
03:43:09 If you put your mouth next to it.
03:43:14 Yeah, man.
03:43:14 Look,
03:43:16 the sinkhole or what that looks like, I don't think.
03:43:20 Right. Duty police officer showed up.
03:43:29 No way.
03:43:30 Dude. That's fake.
03:43:32 Yeah. That seems.
03:43:32 Yeah, that's too much.
03:43:37 For some reason,
03:43:38 a sinkhole randomly opened up in the middle of a field.
03:43:42 Really?
03:43:44 Why do you think we should do this?
03:43:47 Mean? Oh. Go ahead.
03:43:48 The extra explosion, like it's some kind of fucking bomb
03:43:53 was about to leave.
03:43:53 Maybe people take me seriously.
03:43:55 Police officer showed up the same way.
03:43:57 That's a really easy voice to do.
03:44:01 Honey, I need some more chips.
03:44:02 Yeah, we're going to keep doing the video.
03:44:06 Why was he a play it bagger Vance, golfer from the fucking 20s.
03:44:10 Well, we have comments.
03:44:12 Comments on the Brady Indoor Show.
03:44:13 That's unheard of.
03:44:14 This guy tried to steal some jewelry, but was locked in and trapped until police
03:44:18 arrived to arrest him. Hey, Val's laughing.
03:44:21 That's great.
03:44:21 Thanks. Well,
03:44:22 when a random guy just put all comments on, we don't make people pay money.
03:44:24 We're not doing this for money. We make plenty of money.
03:44:26 This is just a trip. And he worked and a lot of the police.
03:44:29 But if you do want to support the show,
03:44:30 you can like, comment, subscribe for free camera hanging out on the swing.
03:44:33 We also have merch supposed to be what is what's Monday?
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03:44:39 That's the end of this video.
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03:44:49 Normally we don't do it on the show, but normally we do.
03:44:53 Yeah, we make it exceptions.
03:44:54 Just to the.
03:44:56 Have you noticed though, how many people eat on the show?
03:44:59 Like even morning shows, regular TV?
03:45:02 I see people eating all the time.
03:45:04 It's very unprofessional.
03:45:07 I don't think it is anymore.
03:45:08 You know what used to be the things that used to be on.
03:45:11 You know what I'm trying to say?
03:45:12 Convention has changed.
03:45:17 No one wants to hear that shit
03:45:20 I do.
03:45:21 I'm somebody.
03:45:25 Keep going.
03:45:30 So, you know, that's gross.
03:45:31 Don't. Don't make it sound like fucking foam.
03:45:33 Foam fucking day. I don't know what that is.
03:45:40 It's funny you say nobody wants to hear that. Now
03:45:42 watch our viewers go up, watch everything shoot up when it's always happening.
03:45:50 You get a new mic?
03:45:54 No, this is the one that I'm the traveling one.
03:45:56 This is my travel.
03:45:58 Did you get a new mic from
03:46:01 maybe.
03:46:05 Okay.
03:46:06 Did you,
03:46:08 no. I got my same old.
03:46:09 Sure sm57.
03:46:11 This way
03:46:14 still, though.
03:46:15 Microphone. Look at this little fucker.
03:46:17 So boring. Yeah.
03:46:19 So plain.
03:46:20 Jane.
03:46:20 It looks like everybody else's,
03:46:24 What a lot of what?
03:46:25 A lot of people don't know what a what a lot of people
03:46:28 don't know about these bikes is they actually are directional.
03:46:31 They turn and you can get a wide, wide spread.
03:46:35 So like, you can hear me way over here or I can turn it back to where it is.
03:46:39 And it's just it picks me up here very clearly.
03:46:42 And a lot of times what I don't like about it is it turns
03:46:44 all on its own, and I have no idea, especially when you play the drums.
03:46:48 It does this all the time.
03:46:50 So I do have one complaint, one small rant.
03:46:54 I'm never going to get this back on
03:46:57 my not,
03:46:59 I don't know, I guess you're the back end.
03:47:01 No, no, you just turned it this back. Go
03:47:04 back back Z nice and you'll not be able to get there.
03:47:08 I'll bet you I'll bet you 100 times.
03:47:11 No, not not, that's not what I'll bet you no money that I sound 100 times better
03:47:16 because I turned it.
03:47:18 Probably fixed all our audio issues.
03:47:20 Well, tell me in the comments. Do I sound better?
03:47:22 We got 100,000.
03:47:23 Well, not not all our audio issues.
03:47:26 Some of it is
03:47:28 that there's some extra weirdness
03:47:30 to the sound that was like to multi tonal.
03:47:34 I don't know how you did that.
03:47:37 That was nice.
03:47:38 That,
03:47:39 I can, tune one.
03:47:42 I can whistle and hum at the same time,
03:47:46 and I can
03:47:47 make one go up in pitch and one go down in pitch.
03:47:51 I'll do that next week on flat rent.
03:47:57 I think two, I was,
03:47:58 contemplating that we should have a two hour show in the winter.
03:48:03 Unless it's just rolling, we should just pack them in two hours.
03:48:07 Expect Gary to go at midnight, then we can set up for it.
03:48:10 And. No, give him time.
03:48:12 Get used to it.
03:48:13 Get on a rhythm. Same show.
03:48:15 Put it in people's brains. Boom.
03:48:17 No yawning at 148 when you clearly want to go.
03:48:20 And I don't see where you don't want to go.
03:48:22 And I do.
03:48:23 But, maybe it's just too much
03:48:27 barfing on the mic.
03:48:32 Yeah, I mean, I could hit the button.
03:48:36 Let me check my
03:48:37 camera here.
03:48:41 Oh, it's actually different.
03:48:44 Look at their head. Look at their heads.
03:48:46 That's bizarre. Dude, you see that? You see it?
03:48:48 You see the extra part?
03:48:50 Extra part?
03:48:52 Yeah, it like they tied it and not.
03:48:54 Maybe.
03:48:55 So if they don't, if they don't loop it and put it through there, maybe it falls
03:48:58 like they don't just tuck it in
03:49:00 or look it like caught some of the like attack them.
03:49:04 It's vulnerable.
03:49:05 Do it. No.
03:49:09 Oh you know where it is.
03:49:10 Is it on this list?
03:49:15 Whoa, whoa.
03:49:20 Is there more than one?
03:49:23 Check.
03:49:23 Dude, I better be myself.
03:49:25 Freeze up thinking that.
03:49:27 Up, up to that. Up.
03:49:31 Oh, wait.
03:49:33 What?
03:49:33 You are back on course to play them?
03:49:37 I love you, mom.
03:49:38 That's fantastic.
03:49:39 Yeah, more chicken eyes.
03:49:40 But you didn't go.
03:49:44 Oh, no, little man, I want to.
03:49:49 Oh, you on the other, up to the top.
03:49:56 I like chicken.
03:50:00 That top.
03:50:01 Oh oh chicken out I my.
03:50:13 This is riveting.
03:50:15 This is what this video is 24 over seven.
03:50:20 How many, views is a good.
03:50:23 How many followers?
03:50:26 We should just get a chicken coop.
03:50:28 2005 live stream it.
03:50:31 Only 11 thumbs up.
03:50:36 You know what?
03:50:36 We're going to raid them.
03:50:38 That's what we're going to do.
03:50:43 We're going to raid the chicken coop.
03:50:46 That sounds fabulous.
03:50:49 I always forget to do that.
03:50:51 Just end the show.
03:50:52 You don't have to end the show.
03:50:54 You just go to somewhere else.
03:50:59 Of course,
03:51:00 the StreamYard doesn't have a built in yet.
03:51:03 It takes.
03:51:04 Takes me a second. Give me a second.
03:51:07 I'll find it.
03:51:08 All right. I got to copy the link.
03:51:11 Rumble does need to do a little bit of work
03:51:14 to get this all here. Okay. That's us.
03:51:16 I see our feed.
03:51:18 We're going to do raid.
03:51:21 I can spell.
03:51:24 Chicken coop.
03:51:27 So, what's the topic next week?
03:51:29 He said, he said, and I didn't hear chicken attack.
03:51:33 No, that wasn't it.
03:51:38 Is a chicken attack.
03:51:40 Did you get all your Christmas shopping done this weekend like I did?
03:51:43 No, I didn't do a goddamn thing.
03:51:45 I mean, I did a bunch of shit, just nothing.
03:51:46 Cheap Christmas shopping.
03:51:48 Yeah.
03:51:48 If you if you got a Christmas shop, you're going to spend way more money now.
03:51:54 Well,
03:51:56 because the time between now and Christmas, everything is really expensive.
03:51:59 No it's not.
03:52:00 There's deals constant.
03:52:03 Yeah, I guess it was a kind of week.
03:52:06 Black Friday.
03:52:06 I don't know why I'm still pimping it out.
03:52:09 All right, so we're going to lie.
03:52:09 We're going to we're going to raid.
03:52:10 We're going to live. Raid the chicken coop.
03:52:13 Let's see what happens here. We're going to live.
03:52:15 Rape the chicken coop.
03:52:16 I'm going to confer.
03:52:17 Petrus flock. Here we go. Woohoo!
03:52:20 See you next week.
03:52:23 Look, see?
03:52:24 It sees us to see it like Flashdance has raided the stream.
03:52:29 What does that means?
03:52:30 We're going to go there.
03:52:32 We raped it.
03:52:33 Ready?
03:52:35 Oh, wait.
03:52:35 I should play the thing first.
03:52:37 Chicken it.
03:52:50 It's the Brady and Joshua Brady and George Geary.
03:52:53 As above and so below.
03:52:57 They call these solos lady.
03:52:58 And for show, I do it.
03:53:01 It's our way.
03:53:02 We're gonna make it make our dreams come true.
03:53:05 Brady.
03:53:06 And your show, it's Brady and Rory.
03:53:09 Just that show now, Brady. Draw.