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00:00:00 I'm good at ten. You.
00:01:23 The time is now.
00:01:24 10:03 p.m..
00:01:27 Do you ever wonder what happened to your complete set of elf pogs?
00:01:32 Hi, I'm Gary, and welcome to Fladge Rants Live.
00:01:35 I ask the girls at work to write a poem for me.
00:01:40 Now I tasked them with a challenge where I.
00:01:44 Where we came up with the list of words they had to use in the poem.
00:01:48 Kind of like the way draw.
00:01:50 Wrote the rap, including all the words of the topics.
00:01:53 So this is an original piece.
00:01:55 I want to cite credit to the girls at work.
00:01:59 And I want to say credit without
00:02:02 calling them out on the on a flag cast.
00:02:05 So the girls at work
00:02:08 wrote.
00:02:11 Eating with my south mouth.
00:02:21 Can you think of a better way
00:02:23 to start off a relaxing day than drinking a pina colada?
00:02:27 Engaging in foreplay.
00:02:30 I didn't know what to do.
00:02:31 I didn't have the slightest clue.
00:02:33 But then I had a phenomenal
00:02:36 and decided to try something new.
00:02:39 Crispy and brown.
00:02:41 All the way down.
00:02:42 A warm, juicy eggroll is taking me deep down, down.
00:02:47 Heating up the.
00:02:48 Girl had me turned on.
00:02:50 Caressing the edges so similar to a one time
00:02:54 I guided it into my pussy
00:02:57 and my orgasm approached like a ticking time bomb.
00:03:02 Pumping the grid
00:03:04 through the egg roll in and out.
00:03:07 I thought about recording for clout, but then something went horribly wrong
00:03:12 and I let out a shrill shout.
00:03:16 I thought I was wise,
00:03:18 but my plan quickly turned to my demise.
00:03:21 Day girl caused an anal infection and the pain brought tears to my eyes.
00:03:26 I shouldn't have gone down the dirt road.
00:03:29 I ripped my anus and it had to be sewed.
00:03:32 I will have to deal with the hemorrhoids lifelong,
00:03:36 and it will be forever difficult to download a brown load.
00:03:40 As much as I wanted to see
00:03:43 who that dirty dog could be,
00:03:45 I had a sudden reflection upon myself
00:03:48 and realized it was me.
00:03:51 That original piece
00:03:54 was written by the girls at work
00:03:57 today from a set of words,
00:04:02 and I'm sure if you paid attention you could pick out the words.
00:04:06 I added egg roll.
00:04:08 That was my part in this.
00:04:12 Thanks, ladies.
00:04:14 Today the topic is set
00:04:17 and like that set of words.
00:04:22 There are a lot of sets.
00:04:23 In fact,
00:04:25 no other word in the English language
00:04:27 has more definitions than the words set.
00:04:30 But the set I want to talk about today
00:04:34 is the Egyptian god set,
00:04:37 also known as SeaTac or Seth, sort of nude.
00:04:43 The sun god.
00:04:44 No. He the sun god.
00:04:48 Nude.
00:04:51 His wife,
00:04:52 the queen of the Egyptian gods, was the earth god.
00:04:57 And they had
00:04:59 they had, three sons and two daughters.
00:05:03 Two of the sons married the two daughters.
00:05:06 Who? Pardon me.
00:05:10 So there was some incest going on there,
00:05:14 and,
00:05:17 But this is the first Gnostic
00:05:19 demiurge set was pure evil.
00:05:24 He started out
00:05:27 not so bad, but you'll see.
00:05:30 He takes a turn.
00:05:33 A lot of these myths have.
00:05:38 Changed and morphed throughout the years.
00:05:41 And you'll hear conflicting reports and things
00:05:44 that can't be resolved between, like, two different things.
00:05:49 So I'll, I'll, I'll present them
00:05:52 as, as I understand them, a lot of the
00:05:56 of what we've got written down was written down by the Greeks. So,
00:06:01 some of the most reliable sources
00:06:04 we have for these, these tales, these legends, these stories
00:06:08 are even from the culture that originated them.
00:06:10 So Saturn is one of the oldest stories.
00:06:15 And, let's see,
00:06:17 his brother was Osiris,
00:06:22 and his sister ISIS married Osiris.
00:06:26 Now Osiris being the older brother.
00:06:28 When it was time for their generation to take the reins of leadership,
00:06:33 Osiris was named King of Egypt.
00:06:36 According to legend,
00:06:38 and set didn't like that he's
00:06:42 by his standards.
00:06:44 He was more powerful, stronger than him.
00:06:46 In fact, he was so strong that he was the bodyguard
00:06:51 in and in charge of protecting Rock the sun God.
00:06:56 So he was insanely jealous of his brother Osiris.
00:07:00 So, his his brother knew that.
00:07:03 So he, so he was cautious,
00:07:07 but, he got him to relax, and, he showed up to a party
00:07:12 with a coffin, and he said the first thing that fits perfectly in this coffin
00:07:16 must be who it is for.
00:07:20 And knowing full well that he built that he had that coffin
00:07:24 built to the specifications to fit Osiris perfectly.
00:07:28 So he was able to gain the confidence of his brother
00:07:32 and he laid down in the coffin.
00:07:35 He quickly
00:07:37 put the lid on, nailed it shut, and poured molten lead over the top of it,
00:07:42 and threw the coffin into the Nile River,
00:07:45 killing his brother.
00:07:48 That wasn't the end of it,
00:07:50 because Osiris and set sister
00:07:56 Isis the also
00:07:59 the wife of Osiris, sought him out
00:08:03 and, and tried to save him.
00:08:07 And so set was wise
00:08:11 to this and,
00:08:15 cut her off at the pass, grabbed his body,
00:08:19 chopped it up into little bits and spread it all throughout Egypt
00:08:24 so that it would be very difficult to reassemble.
00:08:28 So, not to be outdone,
00:08:31 ISIS went out, grabbed all the parts and reassemble them.
00:08:36 But he had been, in the afterworld, the underworld,
00:08:42 for too long at this point, and he was half zombified already,
00:08:46 and he had been granted,
00:08:50 a, high position in the underworld already.
00:08:54 He had already succeeded,
00:08:57 as high up the ranks as you can go.
00:09:00 He was he was put in charge.
00:09:03 So he didn't even want to come back.
00:09:05 So set got the crown
00:09:08 and the throne and became the king of Egypt.
00:09:11 So no king set
00:09:14 the evil.
00:09:15 Evil king set.
00:09:17 He's got his his remaining brother to deal with.
00:09:22 And the son of.
00:09:28 Of Osiris
00:09:31 now. So, so these they,
00:09:36 they battled for years.
00:09:38 An 80 year war between Set and Horus.
00:09:42 This is where the story takes
00:09:44 a terrible, terrible turn.
00:09:47 Once again,
00:09:50 gain the the confidence of his
00:09:53 his nephew, Horus.
00:09:56 Set invites his nephew over
00:10:00 for and prepares a extravagant feast.
00:10:04 And they have a big party laid out
00:10:08 and he gets some drunk and Horus passes out.
00:10:14 Any takes advantage of him.
00:10:19 So this is gay incest and.
00:10:25 He. When, when Horus comes to,
00:10:30 there's a few ways the story is told.
00:10:32 A lot of them don't make sense.
00:10:34 But the semen of both men were found
00:10:38 in very strange places.
00:10:41 And one in the Nile River. So.
00:10:43 But that was sets.
00:10:44 So Horus somehow got the semen or caught the semen coming from his uncle
00:10:51 and threw it into the Nile River and made that look bad by putting
00:10:57 the, his semen on
00:11:02 sets had one which came a golden
00:11:09 something that turned into a crown for set.
00:11:12 King set.
00:11:14 And, there
00:11:16 there were a few battles like that that just don't make a lot of sense.
00:11:20 They, they got into a, hippopotamus
00:11:25 holding your breath competition, I know,
00:11:28 so they both turned into hippopotamuses, and they both held their breath.
00:11:32 But that was a stalemate.
00:11:33 They tied, and, ISIS did intervene.
00:11:39 There were many, attempts at each other's lives.
00:11:43 And what ended up happening was
00:11:48 set, got castrated,
00:11:50 and Horus lost his eyes, so he.
00:11:53 So, set,
00:11:57 I gouged his nephew and
00:12:01 Horus castrated his uncle.
00:12:05 So they neither one of them came out of this unscathed.
00:12:10 But that is the dark,
00:12:12 grim story of set.
00:12:16 But there are so many definitions of the word set.
00:12:21 Yeah.
00:12:21 Like you don't have a set of expectations.
00:12:24 Yeah, there's there's things that you're expected to do.
00:12:28 Good society,
00:12:31 by and large, has a, has a set of expectations for you.
00:12:35 Like, you are expected to pay your taxes and drive on the right side of the road.
00:12:40 Those are just a couple of examples.
00:12:41 You know what I'm talking about, though.
00:12:44 There is, that you go to Ikea, you'll get a simple set of instructions
00:12:49 and using the word simple pretty loosely, there.
00:12:53 Now, and then you'll have, you'll you're born
00:12:57 into a certain set of circumstances with a certain set of characteristics.
00:13:03 Set is one
00:13:06 of those rare words like refrain,
00:13:09 whereas, refrain
00:13:13 means if you refrain from doing something, you don't do it.
00:13:16 But the refrain in the song is something that's repeated.
00:13:19 So those are opposites.
00:13:21 Well, to,
00:13:25 to get set up,
00:13:27 you know, if you were to, to set something up, you'd get all set up.
00:13:31 It means you're prepared, you're ready, or to get set up
00:13:36 is to be done to someone to do wants to,
00:13:43 To screw you over. So
00:13:47 and make you, ill prepared.
00:13:48 So they're opposites and cards.
00:13:52 If you're all set, you're good.
00:13:55 Good to go. But if you get set,
00:13:58 you can hear.
00:13:58 You could.
00:14:01 So, did anybody else notice?
00:14:02 Maghrib is back,
00:14:04 right? Did.
00:14:10 I've got a few more set things.
00:14:14 So, let me set the table for you.
00:14:17 Actually, the people still do that.
00:14:20 I kind of miss the days of, you know, family dinner where you
00:14:25 or their mom's in the kitchen preparing the meal.
00:14:28 She asks one of the kids to please set the table.
00:14:31 I used to do that gladly.
00:14:32 Like she's done all this preparation. I have.
00:14:34 The least I can do is put out the the dishes in the silverware, and then we.
00:14:38 We serve each other from the table and it was it was a nice family
00:14:43 like every day.
00:14:45 So ritual, it's like a,
00:14:48 like
00:14:53 some of the things that the set
00:14:55 of circumstances, the set of expectations is for habit and,
00:15:01 and, and, order routine ritual.
00:15:06 And that keeps us structured.
00:15:12 So. Gosh,
00:15:16 a little bit more about, set,
00:15:20 you know, how Egyptians had,
00:15:22 animal heads, source
00:15:25 most notably had an ibis.
00:15:30 The animal for set,
00:15:31 interestingly enough, is simply called the set animal.
00:15:35 As far as we can figure, it was either a crudely drawn animal that exists, like,
00:15:40 a dog or a,
00:15:43 anteater kind of looks like an anteater because it's kind of looks like the ibis.
00:15:46 That's why I brought a thought.
00:15:48 And, by the way,
00:15:51 he was the the, the god of confusion and disorder.
00:15:55 Like I said, he was the original Gnostic demiurge.
00:15:59 So he was in charge of storms, violence, disease, tumult.
00:16:03 He was tumultuous.
00:16:04 Death, murder, war, oddly enough,
00:16:08 foreigners said was the god of foreigners.
00:16:11 They felt so vehemently bad about people from foreign lands
00:16:17 that they categorized them under set,
00:16:20 which I thought was was,
00:16:25 Interesting.
00:16:29 And the
00:16:29 last thing I've got on set is set theory.
00:16:32 Bertrand Russell
00:16:35 was working on set theory and came up with Russell's paradox.
00:16:38 Simply put,
00:16:40 a set of all the sets
00:16:44 that don't contain themselves
00:16:47 does not contain itself, so must contain itself.
00:16:51 Russell's paradox.
00:16:54 Roll the clip. Brady.
00:16:56 This is not a source.
00:16:57 He could help us with a song about song.
00:17:04 Oh well.
00:17:06 And the part
00:17:08 is what's in your hands and I'm coming to you.
00:17:12 House from private house.
00:17:16 Oh, on
00:17:19 and going on.
00:17:24 With your.
00:17:33 If someone I see your.
00:17:37 I said to keep it secret.
00:17:38 And you know I don't mind.
00:17:41 So what is it?
00:17:44 Well, don't take it out. Make it a little.
00:17:46 Oh I said you're gonna get I'm coming for.
00:17:49 You know, I still I'm not driving, I don't drive, I'm
00:17:55 not gonna run.
00:17:58 I'm not, I'm not.
00:18:04 And I'm not. You.
00:18:07 I'm not.
00:18:13 It's not.
00:18:19 Right.
00:18:22 I can't.
00:18:25 Be. No, no.
00:18:40 I'm not sure.
00:18:41 Oh, we got for a show for you.
00:18:42 But I've got some other insights for you.
00:18:46 In the, the mythology that I am
00:18:51 most familiar with, my favorite fable, it says that,
00:18:56 we were created in the image of Elohim,
00:19:00 which is a pantheon of gods.
00:19:02 Also.
00:19:04 And if we were created
00:19:07 in the image of an existing being,
00:19:10 then that doesn't answer the question of where did our form come from?
00:19:14 It just pushes it back further.
00:19:18 But it does support simulation theory,
00:19:23 which I think is quite interesting.
00:19:26 Also, did I mention the McRib is back?
00:19:28 It's got a cult following last time, it was supposed to be the farewell
00:19:32 tour for, the McRib, and people followed it like, the Grateful Dead.
00:19:38 And, I'm a big fan.
00:19:40 It's, guilty pleasure of mine.
00:19:42 I like the pickles and the onions and the that weird
00:19:46 invitation rib, whatever the hell that is.
00:19:50 And the oblong bun.
00:19:52 Yeah, I'm describing the McRib, and I'm sure you're aware of what it's like,
00:19:57 but, Yeah, for the holidays,
00:20:02 which, of course, is a word that means holy days.
00:20:05 So it's not, in order
00:20:08 to be politically correct, you can't say Christmas.
00:20:11 I don't like that.
00:20:12 Not a big fan myself. Just say Christmas.
00:20:15 That's what it is.
00:20:17 I mean, sure, I mean, New Year's is coming up and it's,
00:20:20 you know, the just after Thanksgiving.
00:20:23 So there's a bunch of holidays this time of year, but,
00:20:30 what do you call it?
00:20:30 Cultural Christmas.
00:20:33 Cultural Christmas.
00:20:34 There you go.
00:20:35 Well, we've long since taken the Christ out of Christmas.
00:20:40 But we've also taken set out of it.
00:20:43 Saturnalia was the original festival in December.
00:20:48 Saturn is the Greek, a Roman version of set,
00:20:55 the topic of today's
00:20:58 discussion.
00:20:59 Now, you probably didn't see it coming.
00:21:01 Or you should of someone should of,
00:21:05 you know what Brady did because he had the Egyptian artwork on the, the title page.
00:21:11 I am curious, not just we're in the George German
00:21:15 Georgia, Georgia, but,
00:21:18 where are either of my co-hosts today?
00:21:22 I'm. I'm here with the captains.
00:21:24 You see the captains, I I'm this my lab coat because apparently
00:21:27 I'm not a doctor today, but, let's see where you guys know you are.
00:21:33 I would tell you where I am, but it's constantly changing, right?
00:21:36 Okay, so you're both driving.
00:21:38 You're both in your cars, driving.
00:21:42 All right.
00:21:42 Yeah. I go back to your monologue.
00:21:44 We can. Yeah. Oh, yeah.
00:21:45 So there's all these shenanigans, but you didn't explain in the forefront
00:21:49 the set of words that was the poem was written off of
00:21:53 you never really elaborated on. Was it?
00:21:56 But was the set of words the English dictionary?
00:22:01 Yes. They were limited to only English
00:22:03 words.
00:22:06 No. We gave them.
00:22:08 They got them a set of words.
00:22:12 They got a set of words.
00:22:13 I'm telling you. What were the.
00:22:15 What was the words in any particular order?
00:22:17 Do they reorder them?
00:22:20 Tell you what.
00:22:20 I'll read it over. And you, you tell me.
00:22:23 This is a play at home game.
00:22:28 Can you think of a better way
00:22:29 to start off a relaxing day than drinking a pina colada?
00:22:32 Engaging in foreplay?
00:22:34 I didn't know what to do.
00:22:35 I didn't have the slightest clue what.
00:22:37 Then I had a phenomenon. Play phenomenon.
00:22:42 Period colada.
00:22:42 They were right on their bumper.
00:22:44 Okay, okay.
00:22:47 Crispy and brown all the way down.
00:22:48 A warm, juicy egg roll.
00:22:50 That was the only word I added.
00:22:53 I like that those girls.
00:22:56 These girls are dirty, dirty, dirty girls.
00:22:58 I added egg roll.
00:23:01 Heating up the egg roll had me turned on, caressing
00:23:04 the edges so similar to a one time I guided it into my book.
00:23:08 I didn't even know that was a word, and my orgasm approached
00:23:12 like a ticking time bomb, bumping the girthy egg roll in and out.
00:23:17 I thought about recording for clout,
00:23:19 but then something went horribly wrong and I let out a shrill shout.
00:23:24 I thought I was wise, but my plan quickly turned to my demise.
00:23:28 The egg roll cause an anal infection was one of the terms,
00:23:32 and pain brought tears to my eyes.
00:23:34 I shouldn't have gone down the dirt road.
00:23:37 I see what she did there.
00:23:39 I ripped my anus and it had to be sewed.
00:23:43 That's for the rhyme.
00:23:45 It's actually sewn.
00:23:46 I will have to deal with hemorrhoids lifelong.
00:23:49 That hemorrhoids. One of the terms.
00:23:52 Oh, I've been pitching hemorrhoids for a topic for a long time now anyway,
00:23:56 and it will forever be difficult
00:23:58 to download a browser because I can just in general,
00:24:02 getting to be that age.
00:24:04 Oh, well, yeah, that to
00:24:07 I just, like,
00:24:09 why would veins stick out every rectum.
00:24:13 Well okay.
00:24:14 Let's let's talk hemorrhoids.
00:24:16 Why not? It's okay.
00:24:18 So yeah. Hemorrhoids.
00:24:19 Going back to pants pretty plain.
00:24:21 Yes. Is that would that be considered a certain set of pants, or is
00:24:24 I just a pair of pants?
00:24:26 It's just a pair.
00:24:27 Some pairs are.
00:24:28 Why is it on to set?
00:24:31 I have pants, but only one bra.
00:24:34 I have a a pair of knives.
00:24:38 We had another forge knife.
00:24:39 Easy.
00:24:40 Came over and we worked on our handles.
00:24:43 This is his handle now is that.
00:24:46 And if you remember last week you just said this part worked on.
00:24:50 And then mind I have Internal Guard right there.
00:24:55 Look at that
00:24:57 integral guard
00:25:00 and and it'll fit right there.
00:25:02 And you can see that it just butts right up against my finger
00:25:06 to guard my finger and stop it from slipping.
00:25:09 So I warm,
00:25:12 integrated or integral as necessary.
00:25:15 Integrated
00:25:18 because it's part of the the main piece.
00:25:21 Like because you can, like, put a guard like on it.
00:25:25 So you add it. Well, I have it built in
00:25:29 so that your main piece,
00:25:32 that's my main piece.
00:25:35 Do you have a set of swords?
00:25:37 It was a set of knives.
00:25:39 You can have a chess set.
00:25:41 Have you ever seen a good key set?
00:25:43 You. Most families used to have a good set.
00:25:46 Go, go do that in Egypt.
00:25:48 And I'm serious about setting the table.
00:25:51 Like people don't do that anymore.
00:25:53 I don't do that anymore.
00:25:56 Like I miss that.
00:25:57 That's a tradition.
00:25:59 It gives us order
00:26:02 and, and it's.
00:26:03 And then you can fucking do it.
00:26:05 I don't like kids.
00:26:06 They're dirty and they steal.
00:26:08 Well, who you setting the table for them?
00:26:10 You set the table for your dog?
00:26:14 Yeah.
00:26:14 Trying to,
00:26:16 Your wife does that?
00:26:19 No, no, I do that at 4:30 a.m..
00:26:21 She's. She's in bed.
00:26:23 They get me.
00:26:24 So I go to their main piece.
00:26:26 Go, go. Yeah. Different. So Egypt.
00:26:29 Oh, yeah. Right. So you told the story.
00:26:31 That's a that's a true story for as far as we know it.
00:26:35 You know what?
00:26:36 There's a lot of different versions and
00:26:40 this could be the support I was looking for for my ancient alien theory.
00:26:45 But again, it is. Boo.
00:26:48 It is strong.
00:26:49 Yeah.
00:26:49 I don't I don't believe that he was the molten iron.
00:26:53 So this is a wood coffin that they locked in in first
00:26:56 it was when he put molten lead.
00:26:59 Molten lead over.
00:27:00 He just happened to have molten lead laying inside like a he.
00:27:03 I think he set it up in advance.
00:27:05 And then the molten lead didn't, didn't.
00:27:07 So he just has a constant well of boiling molten mud going around all day.
00:27:11 And for the moment that he needs it.
00:27:14 Yeah. Just in case.
00:27:15 How does this it's how does molten lead not just burn the wood
00:27:19 and then the guy just dies of burning, and he was trying to kill him
00:27:22 anyway, that that's where the plausible deniability was lost with you.
00:27:27 Okay, but then they.
00:27:30 They were
00:27:31 very dangerous hippopotamuses for a hold your breath competition.
00:27:35 Well, as if holding your breath is a hippopotamus is a
00:27:39 a sign of good leadership.
00:27:41 You know, they were fighting in relation to the present.
00:27:45 In the future, they're going to look at,
00:27:46 like the Marvel movie, Marvel movies will be explained as in,
00:27:51 was that real magic?
00:27:54 Because that'll last.
00:27:55 But, you know, our regular lives will disappear.
00:27:58 Yeah.
00:27:59 So I would assume these myths were just, you know, plays and stuff.
00:28:02 Books write poems.
00:28:05 Yeah.
00:28:05 I think it's better to have a lesson in there.
00:28:08 I can't find the lesson with the gay incest.
00:28:11 You can't like.
00:28:13 Oh, I was talking about that for a bit.
00:28:16 Okay. You really think that this was.
00:28:17 How often did they have, like, don't force yourself on your nephew
00:28:20 that use of poems back there, like, how did you hear about that?
00:28:29 What?
00:28:30 Either one of you.
00:28:31 What do you think you they want to,
00:28:35 like, have this dumb little story,
00:28:37 rather than having go to elaborate lengths to
00:28:41 like, give credence to something they actually believe writing hieroglyphs,
00:28:44 making, creating statues, telling stories
00:28:46 about these people is that they really existed.
00:28:48 They went through all this trouble way back, careful to say, careful, one
00:28:52 little story, I.
00:28:53 I need to stop you right there. You're falling into a trap.
00:28:55 It's a trap. It's a trap. It's a trap.
00:28:59 Do you see what he's going to do?
00:29:00 You see what he's about to do now, this is a fun little story that they decided to.
00:29:04 Oh, let's just break this up for one big time.
00:29:07 No, no, no. The
00:29:11 ready draw is right.
00:29:13 Why would they bother etching it into a stone tablet if it wasn't true?
00:29:20 Why choose?
00:29:22 Well, I mean, certainly we've wasted
00:29:24 a lot of time on fiction, but not chiseling it into stone.
00:29:29 But it was the thinking that was the medium of the time.
00:29:32 If you if you have digital media, you're gonna have a bunch of digital things
00:29:35 that if you go to these big, elaborate Colosseum, you're going to put these,
00:29:41 I call them celebrities, stars, whoever's you know in the latest play
00:29:44 or whatever we want to call it.
00:29:46 I think they actually had those right? Yeah.
00:29:49 I mean, any story that became legend, I'm sure you're right.
00:29:53 So you're you're you're there
00:29:55 because it's so permanent in stone that it may be true or must be true.
00:29:59 Is that what you're saying?
00:30:01 They had, an elaborate amount
00:30:04 of resources then to be able to have the free time
00:30:07 to be able to kind of play games with stories and statues and shit.
00:30:11 They had, also had an abundance of
00:30:14 an abundance of technology, an abundance of free time.
00:30:17 I didn't have to work or do anything.
00:30:20 Yeah. Just like now,
00:30:23 I think better than their main source of
00:30:27 what was their main source of who's who's building this shit.
00:30:32 I don't know, it's the kings and queens.
00:30:34 They're taxing the their people is,
00:30:37 probably some welder named drawer that's getting a decent wage,
00:30:41 making, you know, happy living for all I know.
00:30:44 Oh, don't ask about wages or
00:30:48 bonuses or.
00:30:50 Oh, wait, am I supposed to be the circle
00:30:53 K cashier at this point?
00:30:56 You could be.
00:30:57 Fuck that kid.
00:30:59 Hahaha.
00:31:00 I stand by that.
00:31:02 I think if you know, got.
00:31:07 Why don't you tell the people I didn't
00:31:10 I know darn thing from standing in the middle
00:31:13 of a paint bucket.
00:31:16 I know right here
00:31:18 I was sitting there standing on it going,
00:31:21 oh yeah, I was standing right in the middle.
00:31:24 But it's not extremely serious.
00:31:25 I don't know what's going on because that I'm.
00:31:27 No, I'm not a small gentleman.
00:31:29 So I had a bunch of those buckets in my backyard, and I just let them sit
00:31:33 and they were filled with nothing.
00:31:34 And then after a few years, they were like, covered with leaves.
00:31:37 And then I went to go pick them up
00:31:38 and where literally where my thumb was, where I grabbed it just went, came
00:31:42 right out. It was so dry rotted.
00:31:43 So I would assume that maybe her bucket was a little bit older.
00:31:48 Oh, you, You suck.
00:31:50 Like you got a hoard going on in your backyard.
00:31:56 These got buckets in other for years.
00:32:02 Well,
00:32:03 if you look at my backdrop, you'll you'll see that you're a bit of a hoarder.
00:32:06 Myself, I muted
00:32:09 it. You you can't say you're muted back
00:32:12 and no one's going to believe you if you say you're muted
00:32:16 I'm sleeping.
00:32:18 See, that doesn't work.
00:32:20 I can't hear you.
00:32:21 So when they do the molten LED on set, like how would the words of people
00:32:25 trying to rescue them.
00:32:26 Because how do you rescue someone with from molten.
00:32:28 What what do they have like a shovel?
00:32:29 They try to dig the molten lead away.
00:32:32 Is the molten lead already hard by?
00:32:33 No, because I'm pretty sure you would have would have been suffocated.
00:32:35 Are they trying to chisel open the.
00:32:38 I'm a little hardened iron because I'm pretty sure he died of heat exhaustion.
00:32:42 Or from just severe burns.
00:32:43 Or from suffocation.
00:32:45 So what? I don't understand the story.
00:32:47 He was the son of the sky.
00:32:51 You can't just kill the son of the sky.
00:32:54 So this is Jesus.
00:32:56 Oh, I missed I missed a very important son of the sky.
00:33:00 Or the dog.
00:33:00 This guy, the sky.
00:33:02 The sky. Good.
00:33:04 Technically, we're gonna.
00:33:05 This guy and the son of this guy.
00:33:09 But they were. They were.
00:33:10 Okay, I missed the.
00:33:12 I mean, we are an integral part of your story.
00:33:18 Set had 72,
00:33:21 72 conspirators with him.
00:33:24 So he had help, and the number was 72 again.
00:33:28 That number was 72.
00:33:30 And the war was 80 years.
00:33:33 I don't understand why these numbers are are relevant
00:33:36 or necessary or important, but they come up a lot.
00:33:41 What was this?
00:33:43 Doctors and the 80 year.
00:33:46 Those are the homeless. Those they come.
00:33:48 That's the
00:33:50 there's
00:33:50 a lot of homicide, like semen or flipping semen around on each other.
00:33:53 And there was a lot of semen floating around. Yes,
00:33:57 and a lot of incest.
00:33:59 A whole lot of story.
00:34:01 They made the story of it like, like and the excretion was a big part of the story.
00:34:05 It was.
00:34:06 I mean, that's fine.
00:34:07 Have you been in the movies lately?
00:34:09 Like in one year?
00:34:10 I much like, had offspring in another version of the story.
00:34:15 Since the desert was his domain.
00:34:17 He was dry down there too, and he couldn't have any kids.
00:34:20 So I mean, quit queers.
00:34:23 Was there an abundance they had?
00:34:24 They had free time.
00:34:26 They had free. They had stories.
00:34:28 Do you think it was much like, are we living at a similar plateau?
00:34:31 Except we have technology and they potentially didn't,
00:34:34 or they just had technology.
00:34:36 Kings and nobility had it pretty good.
00:34:39 And and the
00:34:40 like dynastic Egyptians, they all had it pretty good.
00:34:44 They there were like the first 25 years of my life,
00:34:49 there were high wages in the U.S.
00:34:50 and people were living high off the hog.
00:34:53 Now, you can't you can't even buy a house like mine on a pay check like mine.
00:34:58 I cheated the system.
00:35:00 But if you can't navigate the system as a white male
00:35:04 in a system that was developed by white males
00:35:07 to benefit white males, you're doing it wrong.
00:35:10 But all three of us are homeowners, and we're doing it right.
00:35:13 But back then,
00:35:16 if you think it's good to be a king, imagine how good it is
00:35:20 to be a God.
00:35:24 Or a queen flinging semen everywhere.
00:35:28 Queens don't have semen.
00:35:29 I'm going to explain to you when you're old enough.
00:35:32 I mean, no, not that kind of queen.
00:35:35 Oh, dear Lord.
00:35:39 So yeah, they were.
00:35:40 They both bragged that they raped each other.
00:35:43 That was the story of, set and, you know.
00:35:47 No, I raped you.
00:35:48 Yeah, I raped you, too.
00:35:49 Yeah, but I raped you harder.
00:35:51 Yeah, I got my cum all in your eye.
00:35:54 Yeah, but you. I got yours all on your beard.
00:35:55 I got mine on your beard.
00:35:57 So your dragons, Egyptian gods had the the body of a human
00:36:01 and the head of an animal.
00:36:02 They call the animal the animal.
00:36:06 Because no one has a clue what that is, what that was trying to depict.
00:36:10 And it looks a lot like thought.
00:36:12 That's why I mentioned it, but it ended up being a donkey.
00:36:16 And then to tease the Christians, they drew, crucify
00:36:21 the human body was a donkey head to say, like Jesus, their version of set,
00:36:27 I don't know, it was just mean.
00:36:29 They were just trying to be mean to the Christians.
00:36:34 They said the donkey had.
00:36:36 I do have I do have some sad news.
00:36:41 Now the greatest ever.
00:36:45 No. No breaks.
00:36:46 Yes. Breaking sad news.
00:36:51 If you look up Prophet of God,
00:36:55 you can watch his last video.
00:36:58 And what I mean by not just the most
00:37:00 recent video, though it is his most recent video.
00:37:04 It was his signing off.
00:37:06 He's, an Antichrist.
00:37:09 He debunks theistic claims,
00:37:13 and he has decided to stop doing that.
00:37:17 He's lost the fire, the the the the vim and vigor
00:37:22 to to continue fighting the good fight for the the atheists.
00:37:27 And he has to say, I like I watched his first podcast
00:37:33 without that that underlying theme.
00:37:36 And it was actually pretty good.
00:37:37 Of course, I'm following him still, but let's see.
00:37:41 Prophet of Zod z o d.
00:37:48 Isn't that Superman I just came, yeah.
00:37:50 Are you Superman's nemesis? Yeah.
00:37:53 Another movie stealing from the old mythology. The.
00:37:57 What a great,
00:37:59 prophet of Zod
00:38:01 is very last video.
00:38:03 Prophet.
00:38:05 Yes. Like yes. Yeah.
00:38:07 And that extra money that you make, it's, that he makes predictions
00:38:12 according to Superman's nemesis.
00:38:15 That's not him.
00:38:17 Of course.
00:38:17 There's a bearded, bearded guy in this color beard.
00:38:23 Oh, here.
00:38:23 He's got. Here's a YouTuber. Sorry, I was looking.
00:38:26 I thought I was looking for an actual prophet.
00:38:28 No, he's a YouTuber.
00:38:30 Got it, I found him.
00:38:32 Yeah. This is not a YouTuber.
00:38:34 This is sad. Okay?
00:38:36 If I ever lose my fight,
00:38:39 shoot me in the face.
00:38:42 What?
00:38:43 I want to fight. You want to fight right now?
00:38:45 Simple fight.
00:38:48 Yeah.
00:38:48 You want to fight him off? The fight is over. Yeah.
00:38:51 Climb up. Me! Fight for air!
00:38:53 He lost the the drive.
00:38:55 He lost the like.
00:38:57 He was wrong. Sure he was good.
00:39:00 He was good at what he did.
00:39:03 What are we talking.
00:39:04 And sure, I'll still watch him because I like him.
00:39:06 But man, it's one one fewer racist.
00:39:11 Now that I've denied Gaga like I've never had one with no accountability.
00:39:16 Boy, this is going so great.
00:39:18 Then do the same with the kidneys.
00:39:20 Yep, there you go.
00:39:21 Then the liver.
00:39:23 Oh yeah.
00:39:24 So just like with the fellowship, we were created.
00:39:27 Perfect. Except for that purple foreskin.
00:39:30 Hey, we came from monkeys.
00:39:32 Then why? Like the baby? No more.
00:39:35 Evolution at its heart.
00:39:37 Claims that man created God. What's the.
00:39:42 Yeah.
00:39:42 What's, Can you believe this shit, man?
00:39:46 Wow. That's all. You know?
00:39:47 There's a god. No.
00:39:49 Well, there is a there's a really, like, a high school right behind you.
00:39:53 Oh, he used to do these cartoons years ago.
00:39:56 Here's the plan.
00:39:57 I want you to tell Threepio.
00:39:58 To tell Jabba to turn hot over to you so you can take him out into the desert
00:40:02 for three days.
00:40:03 Robot chicken, you bring him back afterwards.
00:40:06 I know you find the Bible important, and you may have grown up being taught
00:40:10 to revered, but it's time to reflect on what's actually in the Bible.
00:40:13 This is back when we used to use
00:40:15 hair with the moral values you find most important.
00:40:18 I'm an awesome me.
00:40:22 I ran from here up, up with wisdom, power and.
00:40:29 You don't think back to a farm on that means you just believe in survival.
00:40:33 You found a great video.
00:40:34 So according to you, Fido wasn't the first.
00:40:37 Therefore, you think it's good that nature took its course and killed him?
00:40:41 I hope you're happy, son.
00:40:43 I think we all know it's impossible for an object to be pushed by nothing.
00:40:46 And, you're making have an arch not to be.
00:40:49 Yeah.
00:40:50 If you then heard a story about how God commanded genocide and slavery,
00:40:54 you would have the exact same reaction.
00:40:58 But you see how he was good at what he did.
00:41:01 And I'm just reporting that he stopped doing that.
00:41:05 He, he's, he said he lost is the fire.
00:41:09 He's like, he used to really feel strongly about it.
00:41:12 And he's been tired of doing it for a while.
00:41:15 And he wanted to change directions and his career as a YouTuber between videos.
00:41:20 Since I've started this channel, there it is.
00:41:22 But things are changing and I just want to talk to you about that.
00:41:26 Right?
00:41:26 Him tell you this is going to be a very off the cuff video?
00:41:29 I'm not gonna cry down a lot.
00:41:31 I told myself production, but I just wanted to share some things
00:41:35 going on with you in just a very conversational way.
00:41:38 So I want to get right down to business.
00:41:40 So you're not stuck watching this without knowing what's going on?
00:41:43 I want to be really upfront.
00:41:45 I'm just tell you, how are you doing?
00:41:47 This is all about we're already doing that.
00:41:49 And then I can go more.
00:41:50 And the reason reasoning already
00:41:51 doing that stuff like that for people want to stick around for that.
00:41:54 Basically, make a long story short,
00:41:55 this is kind of a hard thing to talk about.
00:41:56 You know, something that we're doing, something I want to do.
00:41:58 I'm going to be,
00:41:59 changing things up on YouTube quite a bit, to the extent
00:42:01 I'm not going to be doing this channel anymore.
00:42:03 I'm going to be starting a different channel. I think I'm going to call it Mr.
00:42:05 Z, which is a really corny name, but I'm not coming up with names.
00:42:08 And let's face it, this properties.
00:42:09 And so I've really crossed over that weird, corny, random sounding name thing.
00:42:11 So, it's going to be about
00:42:12 is I'm just going to talk about things I'm interested in.
00:42:14 So, it could be about, you know, movies, literature, games,
00:42:17 my thoughts on just random stuff.
00:42:18 I in various philosophical things, the host and
00:42:21 and it's not going to be strictly about it isn't for me to often
00:42:25 those things are going to come through in
00:42:26 the last so it's just going to be sometimes I'm going to be distracted,
00:42:29 I be distracted. You might want to want something fun.
00:42:30 I might want to do something fun, something happy.
00:42:33 So that's just what I feel like doing right now.
00:42:34 The reason I'm going to get to here in a second.
00:42:36 So basically, if you want to hear me talk about stuff,
00:42:38 if you just like watching, I don't want to hear you talk about a god damn thing.
00:42:42 Hold on. Things don't give us an option.
00:42:44 That will be the place given us.
00:42:45 And link will be in the description here.
00:42:47 I'll probably put it in a tag comment.
00:42:48 Oh, click the link.
00:42:50 I some of you might like watching me no matter what.
00:42:52 You might just like talk about things
00:42:53 you might have been accustomed to, the way people do what you do.
00:42:56 If that's the case, you might want to over watch me.
00:42:57 A lot of you might.
00:42:58 I know it's gonna be a very small undertaking.
00:42:59 That's kind of part of the idea here.
00:43:00 Go back to the static.
00:43:01 I know others of you guys stopped doing that, and,
00:43:05 I mean, they do this kind of content.
00:43:07 You might be able to stop the change a few years ago.
00:43:11 Are you upset with them, Connor, I am I'm disappointed.
00:43:16 If Alex
00:43:19 O'Connor does the same thing, I quit.
00:43:22 Now. These are the guys that inspired me.
00:43:24 These are the people that, you know,
00:43:27 made me think I should do this,
00:43:30 since there's only, like, .01
00:43:32 percent of people in life.
00:43:35 You just moved up from like 15 to 12. Now.
00:43:38 Yeah.
00:43:40 So, you know, if you don't quit, if a few more people
00:43:42 quit, you'll be the you'll be the man, the number one.
00:43:45 All right.
00:43:48 So you just gotta tell
00:43:49 everybody they're stupid.
00:43:52 But I don't do it, okay?
00:43:54 You did it. He did it. Just noticed it.
00:43:56 And as soon as I mention it, you're going to notice it, too.
00:43:58 But tell me this doesn't look like the kid at 60 years old.
00:44:03 Oh, a little bit.
00:44:05 I don't know if the kid grow
00:44:07 a nose or mouth.
00:44:08 Two eyes.
00:44:09 The kid. There's no mullet.
00:44:11 I see no mullet.
00:44:13 The the kid recorded two videos with me,
00:44:16 and, a kind of video.
00:44:19 What I think, well, we we reenacted the
00:44:22 the set and Horace
00:44:26 story, so.
00:44:27 Yeah.
00:44:28 I wish I had my draft board.
00:44:30 I got I wish looks like this come on the top.
00:44:31 Because you said they came on top of each other's heads.
00:44:35 Lot of them did. Yeah, yeah.
00:44:36 And the other one caught him.
00:44:37 The other got one steaming in his hand, like.
00:44:40 Yeah, like that.
00:44:42 Right. Yeah.
00:44:43 You guys read your like
00:44:47 see you on Twitter.
00:44:50 I don't to tell you, but those videos didn't take there's
00:44:52 only one video from 3 or 4 days ago.
00:44:56 Well the video
00:44:57 from today didn't take I'm sure you recorded it locally right
00:45:02 enough times by now or there's no video shoot.
00:45:05 What did it?
00:45:06 Did an error pop up or anything?
00:45:08 Because it's no.
00:45:12 You're going to have an accent.
00:45:14 When we go to videos you refresh.
00:45:18 No. Oh,
00:45:22 and it was the best ever you're saying and I.
00:45:24 Yeah. You know, I, you know, I fuck around.
00:45:27 I do lots of bits and stuff, but I don't lie.
00:45:30 No, you know, you.
00:45:34 Two minute, two minute video from four days ago.
00:45:37 You guys standing in the shop, that's it.
00:45:39 You learn about the dishwasher situation?
00:45:43 No. Okay, so
00:45:45 speaking of Dubai, why there is there is this.
00:45:48 Can we can we make it so.
00:45:49 Well, I could do that.
00:45:52 Like record, like broadcast, transmit one.
00:45:56 Don't know why I did.
00:45:57 Unless I move your server on your change,
00:46:00 you should have had some error or something should have popped up.
00:46:03 If it didn't record well.
00:46:05 And there's there is also a setting in there where you can check a box.
00:46:08 It'll record locally and send it to the server.
00:46:12 Yeah, I
00:46:13 can't, I'm to I mean, I freaking can't believe it.
00:46:17 He wouldn't.
00:46:18 He did his own bit.
00:46:19 I, improvised his own bit.
00:46:23 Are you freaking kidding me?
00:46:25 Reenact. This is rant worthy.
00:46:28 Reenact. Blame. Blame.
00:46:29 Grant worthy.
00:46:30 How many times we go over the shit?
00:46:31 Fucking record it locally. Goddamn it.
00:46:33 Tired of this bullshit I did?
00:46:36 It was like I got a fucking who like that.
00:46:39 I had all of them.
00:46:40 And for the record, while you're doing it, you can go to YouTube on another device
00:46:44 and see yourself doing it.
00:46:46 So if you don't see that, it's probably not working.
00:46:51 I'm not doing them.
00:46:53 What about I
00:46:56 I'm telling you, I'm not going to do that.
00:46:59 But I think you do that
00:47:02 a all
00:47:04 all I've got is my hand set which is also upset.
00:47:10 It's like I use it as a television set up.
00:47:14 I don't know, you are, I don't know what are you here to tell me?
00:47:18 The kid finally cut his hair or the jury believes in Moses.
00:47:22 Let me stop you right there.
00:47:24 I don't care, but if you're threatening to derail this show.
00:47:27 Oh, how?
00:47:28 You don't know what kind of danger we are in.
00:47:30 See, I've got a particular way of doing things, not skill.
00:47:34 Skills are for reasons.
00:47:35 No, I've got a set of let's call them flat certified tactics.
00:47:40 Tactics forged in the fiery crucible of rumble,
00:47:42 and by years of arguments with people who don't believe in triangles, tactics
00:47:46 that make me a nightmare for time wasters and sandal wearers alike.
00:47:50 Here's the deal if you sit down, shut up and let me finish this segment.
00:47:54 We'll leave it at that.
00:47:56 But if you keep pushing, if you don't back off,
00:47:58 I will end this show right here, right now with five little words
00:48:03 as above, so below.
00:48:08 That's four words.
00:48:10 Yeah.
00:48:11 I don't think, he can count very well.
00:48:15 That's hilarious.
00:48:16 That is great. Thank you for that.
00:48:19 So anyway, so me show must go on.
00:48:22 I read we just
00:48:24 know I'm still pissed.
00:48:27 You're still homo.
00:48:28 Hey, I mentioned dishwasher, so,
00:48:31 tour. Movie review.
00:48:32 There's a new.
00:48:37 There's a new Ben Stiller movie out,
00:48:41 on Hulu.
00:48:42 It's fucking terrible. Don't waste your time.
00:48:44 There's really no actual plot.
00:48:46 The only thing that actually matters is that in the movie, the kids are
00:48:50 these fucking kids that are retarded.
00:48:51 And, like,
00:48:53 that's actually hate whatever.
00:48:55 But, yeah, I hated it 100%.
00:48:58 But, the funny thing is that the kids are I'm
00:49:01 not a Brady, unfortunately, while watching this movie, but,
00:49:04 the kids are with like,
00:49:06 the the dishwasher gloves or the washing the kitchen,
00:49:10 whatever the fuck that was like, just gloves,
00:49:13 like scrubbing in the sink, like with hardcore soap.
00:49:17 And then they're taking it from the sink
00:49:19 and then putting it in the dishwasher immediately afterwards.
00:49:22 But let me ask you,
00:49:22 was there a bunch of dialog? So the writers were like,
00:49:25 hey, we need a time where we can just talk, talk, talk.
00:49:27 Why don't we have them doing stuff that's completely unnecessary?
00:49:31 Oh, really?
00:49:31 It was supposed to be based on a true story, but it was.
00:49:34 It was four brothers.
00:49:35 And like, three of them. Looks like girls.
00:49:38 And it was very confusing.
00:49:41 And Ben Stiller, like, their parents, died.
00:49:43 And Ben Stiller is like their uncle and gets custody or something,
00:49:46 and he's trying to pawn them off on somebody else.
00:49:49 And then there's really no full plotline other than, like, Ben
00:49:52 Stiller was just trying to find somebody to get these kids,
00:49:55 and they like, he tries them.
00:49:56 You think somebody wants them and then they don't,
00:49:58 and then he just moves to something completely different
00:50:00 and they don't want them or they do, or he doesn't think they're right.
00:50:03 So he moves to something else.
00:50:04 This the like the story and plot is kind of the same all the way through.
00:50:08 But like there's no like really weaving storyline.
00:50:12 There's nothing that's really compelling. It's supposed to be a comedy.
00:50:14 I don't think there was anything on at all.
00:50:18 It looks like you just
00:50:20 actually boys.
00:50:21 Yeah, all of them went, oh, yeah.
00:50:26 Wait, wait, what?
00:50:29 Yeah.
00:50:30 So, you know, like,
00:50:32 trailer or something, we can play.
00:50:34 Wait, wait.
00:50:36 But they're not. Yeah, it's a terrible movie.
00:50:38 Don't waste your time anyway.
00:50:40 But I want to see the trailer now.
00:50:42 I would we do.
00:50:45 Yeah, I mean, they I wait in the trailer because I'm not.
00:50:49 You are in an ice cream truck.
00:50:50 Look, they're in an ice cream truck, aren't they?
00:50:52 That's weird.
00:50:53 Yeah, the parents
00:50:53 were like some kind of hillbilly rednecks, but the kids aren't really.
00:50:56 Like, we don't have hillbilly accents,
00:51:00 but they actually kind of redneck.
00:51:04 I don't know, it was family.
00:51:06 Oh, it's a chicken attack.
00:51:09 Oh, yeah. So there is a chicken
00:51:11 there.
00:51:12 It's not that great. Yeah, it's not that great.
00:51:14 I would have brought a clip about it had it been great.
00:51:15 There's a chicken look car, but no
00:51:19 he can't the chicken and it's it's.
00:51:23 Well well.
00:51:28 Come on.
00:51:31 And it's.
00:51:34 Like.
00:51:38 I mean, I know for sure.
00:51:42 Whoa.
00:51:43 Okay, okay.
00:51:45 We'll take it from here.
00:51:46 That was it.
00:51:47 Oh, wait.
00:51:48 No, it's the throw it.
00:51:51 You said her name was Elizabeth.
00:51:52 Yeah.
00:51:52 That's how you get out of the delicious.
00:51:56 Act like normal children.
00:51:58 Oh, act like normal
00:52:00 deliciousness, she said.
00:52:03 Delicious blessing.
00:52:05 That's a little bit horribly,
00:52:08 perfectly manufactured.
00:52:11 Delivered, but like normal children.
00:52:12 I'm trying to find you a good home, okay?
00:52:14 Everybody wants to be their mommies and daddies.
00:52:16 What time are you?
00:52:17 Come quick.
00:52:18 The girl comes running inside. Oh!
00:52:24 Jesus.
00:52:26 He's good.
00:52:28 I saved him.
00:52:30 I'm dealing with a lot right now.
00:52:31 Oh, I can talk about the Messiah complex.
00:52:34 Did you catch that? He saved Jesus.
00:52:38 Not the other way around.
00:52:39 Jesus. Somebody else.
00:52:40 That reminds me of something that's interesting, isn't it?
00:52:42 Yeah,
00:52:44 I know who that someone else is.
00:52:48 I mean, I know that somebody else.
00:52:49 Why was there an ice cream cone in the manger scene?
00:52:53 See? Not see this movie?
00:52:55 Oh, because one of the retarded kids, like, was playing around
00:52:58 and brought an ice cream cone and put the ice cream in the manger
00:53:01 and was playing with the baby Jesus for a minute.
00:53:06 Spoiler alert it really wasn't funny,
00:53:08 but they were trying to like, funny and it really wasn't.
00:53:11 I saved him.
00:53:12 You're dealing with a lot right now.
00:53:14 We're talking about four little kids who lost their parents.
00:53:17 Do you think I looks like it is very much so. No.
00:53:20 I think you look like your mom.
00:53:21 What do you guys do? Not go back then I don't know, go back downstairs.
00:53:23 Oh, look, guys, we're not doing this. Had a back.
00:53:26 Can you tell them we're not doing this?
00:53:30 Those delinquents
00:53:31 hotwired a carnival ride the other night.
00:53:35 You know, if you love somebody and they love you,
00:53:37 that love doesn't cause, like, the very first scene of the fucking movie
00:53:40 was that.
00:53:44 Hey, this place is crawling on you.
00:53:45 Oh, yeah?
00:53:47 Then they all just do a dance of the animal.
00:53:48 Just do a fucking type of a nutcracker.
00:53:52 You jump from the movie.
00:53:54 And then Ben Stiller was like, oh,
00:53:57 I just saved your fucking two hours.
00:53:59 Tell me what you know already.
00:54:00 It's like birds and the bees, but the bees to to sing on the bird. But
00:54:05 no, let it be like, oh they warm the Ben Stiller's cold hard.
00:54:09 But they didn't really play it out that that way.
00:54:11 That boy and girl like it when they get on top.
00:54:14 And then they bump it.
00:54:16 Oh, pump it.
00:54:18 Wow. Yeah, that would do anything.
00:54:19 Like they, they both had a little brief little sex talk or whatever.
00:54:23 And the kids said penis or
00:54:26 the kids said penis, or what did he say?
00:54:30 It's so stupid.
00:54:36 Whether George, George or George or,
00:54:38 oh, these people want, you know,
00:54:42 where in the world is draw. You?
00:54:46 It's me.
00:54:48 I was very
00:54:51 bad who I. Oh.
00:54:53 Well, see snakes around the world from the Carolinas, Mickey.
00:54:58 Finger up from them.
00:55:00 And I don't believe begging for a ride on the number six China.
00:55:05 To be fair in the world, it's a very Georgia dreary Georgia
00:55:12 because.
00:55:17 No writing.
00:55:19 I'm going to come. Yes.
00:55:23 Can you guys guess?
00:55:25 Greg. Right.
00:55:26 Did you get an apple? Yes.
00:55:29 The where in the world is Earth?
00:55:30 German Drury Eggo
00:55:31 segment is brought to you by Kirkland Organic dried pineapple tidbits.
00:55:36 Oh, is Kirkland the, target brand?
00:55:40 Costco.
00:55:41 So let's look at what it looks like in the box.
00:55:44 Isn't that delicious?
00:55:46 Right? Yeah.
00:55:48 Now, I just saw that this is just the bad part.
00:55:51 No, honestly, vote to turn this.
00:55:55 Oh, my God,
00:55:58 it doesn't look like edible.
00:56:01 Well, so.
00:56:02 Well then.
00:56:03 Oh my God. So who are you referring to?
00:56:06 Mom. You. I'm very.
00:56:08 I'm very confused by that statement.
00:56:10 You said.
00:56:11 Oh, my God, I know where it is.
00:56:14 Oh, he's in the dark.
00:56:15 You're in the dark?
00:56:17 Yes. How do you know?
00:56:19 Still, there's only two of three.
00:56:21 Well, we can we can start by guessing the city.
00:56:25 Right.
00:56:25 So the city is actually a state.
00:56:29 Oh, Kansas City, Kansas City. Yep.
00:56:34 That's a city.
00:56:34 Steal this. So truck.
00:56:36 Oh, we didn't get it. Oh, shit.
00:56:39 It's got city in a time.
00:56:40 I don't know what is in rural Rhode Island. Rhode Island.
00:56:42 Oh, New York, New York.
00:56:46 No, I liked the idea there, but it's not.
00:56:48 It's not a double. It's not a dual name that.
00:56:52 Oh, I'm just
00:56:54 saying that this name, city, state, that's all you're thinking about.
00:56:58 It was like, munch on some Kirkland organic dried pineapple tidbits.
00:57:01 There's no sugar added. Check this out.
00:57:03 When you look at the ingredients.
00:57:04 So delicious.
00:57:08 Oh, it.
00:57:09 Oh, but it could be like a state of affairs, like sadness.
00:57:13 Illinois.
00:57:14 Oh, right. You're hungry.
00:57:15 I'm hungry too.
00:57:18 No, we're not eating.
00:57:19 Was that piss okay? Beautiful.
00:57:22 Oh, Gary, Indiana.
00:57:26 Look at my cool flag.
00:57:27 Nebraska.
00:57:29 That's a nice penis,
00:57:31 right?
00:57:32 Nice penis. Montana.
00:57:35 I like a good penis.
00:57:36 Montana.
00:57:37 Good for our viewers.
00:57:39 Not for me.
00:57:39 For our viewers.
00:57:40 Can you repeat that clue about the city state thing again?
00:57:43 What?
00:57:43 What, the city that I'm currently, April South called name of a state.
00:57:48 So you can just, you know, name, 50 we got.
00:57:51 Yeah. We
00:57:52 hemorrhoids.
00:57:53 Iowa.
00:57:54 Wait, there's a machine that most people would not want to go to.
00:57:57 Well, Michigan, Michigan City.
00:58:01 You know, the reason Michigan City, Michigan
00:58:03 I was just going to say Georgia.
00:58:06 Tennessee.
00:58:07 But there's a Michigan city is also a state.
00:58:09 Michigan.
00:58:10 Yeah, yeah, but it's a city that's been.
00:58:13 Oh, so it doesn't have city in its name.
00:58:14 That's the only city is there.
00:58:16 It's just the name of the state.
00:58:18 So it's got to be New York.
00:58:19 But no, he already said no.
00:58:22 Is there an Ohio city?
00:58:23 And it's not a dual name. I don't.
00:58:25 Oh right.
00:58:26 Yeah. It has to be. It has to be a state.
00:58:29 No, no, please.
00:58:30 Me. Alaska.
00:58:36 Florida.
00:58:37 You'll ask why.
00:58:40 Arizona?
00:58:40 California?
00:58:44 None of it makes sense.
00:58:45 Like in that context. Yeah.
00:58:47 Yeah, that's the cool thing.
00:58:49 This one has a homer. Oklahoma.
00:58:51 Right? Exactly. That's what I'm looking for.
00:58:53 Like you're getting Oklahoma.
00:58:56 I mean, not not Oklahoma's warmer.
00:58:58 Is it warm there? No.
00:58:59 You're saying you're getting warmer with that? Guess,
00:59:02 you know.
00:59:03 Okay. It's a West geography.
00:59:05 No, I did not say I West. You son of a bitch.
00:59:08 He's.
00:59:08 I'm yelling in the hotel.
00:59:09 When you're warmer, you're closer.
00:59:12 Let's let the viewers play.
00:59:14 Let's make sure that they're playing.
00:59:15 Yeah, let's let the viewers. You.
00:59:17 You were in Vermont.
00:59:21 So you're Vermont? No.
00:59:24 Dang it!
00:59:30 Oh! Like,
00:59:36 what the hell are you saying? This.
00:59:37 Did you draw that or did they?
00:59:39 And can we go over that?
00:59:41 Is your south mouth, your ass
00:59:43 or your vagina, or is it up to the view?
00:59:47 Oh, see, it was very specific, but that doesn't help either.
00:59:51 That could be either.
00:59:53 It's a combination word or
00:59:56 do you think the ball comes from looking?
00:59:59 Where do you think the B comes from?
01:00:00 I know, I know.
01:00:02 Oh when you're, it's to, you know, it's back or but you're either way.
01:00:08 Oh guys I'm a, I'm a pussy virgin.
01:00:11 It's like you're back mouth.
01:00:13 Oh, dude.
01:00:14 You're that the rolling rink or the bowling alley?
01:00:16 I'm on the carpet anywhere.
01:00:17 Lady goes to the doctor and says, where does it hurt?
01:00:20 And it's it's my butt right near the entrance.
01:00:23 And he said, well, as long as you keep calling it entrance,
01:00:27 it's going to keep doing that.
01:00:33 So maybe my timing's off.
01:00:35 The punch line was bad. What?
01:00:36 What's the problem here?
01:00:39 There's so many that there's so many ways.
01:00:41 City I can't find. Okay. Oh, it's city.
01:00:44 There's nothing there. Named our real talk.
01:00:47 Rich Richard, you guys, my name is Hodge.
01:00:51 His landlord is selling his place,
01:00:54 and I invited him to live here.
01:00:58 Why would you want his landlord to live there?
01:01:00 There it is.
01:01:02 There you go.
01:01:04 Yeah.
01:01:04 Do you do you know his bill?
01:01:07 I don't I don't know, I don't even know his first name.
01:01:10 The pronoun refers to the last noun.
01:01:12 So technically, I believe that is what you said.
01:01:15 Oh, yeah.
01:01:15 Yeah, I did, I just landlord to live here.
01:01:19 I'll wait until he's done peeing.
01:01:24 But I have a question.
01:01:27 Well, it's for me.
01:01:28 The questions for me.
01:01:29 You know, the state.
01:01:30 I want to give me a question.
01:01:32 I've been.
01:01:33 I've been hoping.
01:01:37 You're loopy.
01:01:37 Oh, he is loopy.
01:01:40 If is the same.
01:01:42 The city and state aren't the same, are they?
01:01:45 Why do I keep hearing the same loop?
01:01:48 No, he said it's not New York.
01:01:49 New York because you're stuck in the bathroom
01:01:53 and your signal is shit.
01:01:57 Trust me.
01:01:57 We can hear you just fine.
01:01:59 Why do I keep doing the same loop?
01:02:01 You're in Arkansas. Nevada?
01:02:03 Hold on.
01:02:03 Not these boys of his own.
01:02:07 It's one of the what?
01:02:08 The normal thing. It's like you.
01:02:12 No, we don't want your phone.
01:02:14 Okay? He's always in West Virginia.
01:02:17 South Carolina.
01:02:26 Oh, Robin says Kansas City.
01:02:29 Yeah. That was my first guest as well.
01:02:32 I love waiting for George to come back.
01:02:34 I'm telling you man, this pineapple is amazing.
01:02:37 You like it. Yep.
01:02:40 You do I like I'm hooked on I like these this trinket eating candy.
01:02:44 Oh crap I turned it the wrong way.
01:02:47 It's like cutting the back of your hair.
01:02:49 It's like I can't.
01:02:50 I'm always going the wrong way. It's like,
01:02:53 Here. Kirk.
01:02:54 Oh, see, I did it.
01:02:56 Well, right.
01:02:57 For Carnegie or. Crap.
01:02:59 I keep going the wrong way in your head before you even start to think wrong,
01:03:03 and you'll do it the right way.
01:03:06 I think that won't work.
01:03:09 That's how I do the whole show.
01:03:10 Do it wrong, intentionally.
01:03:12 Okay, wrong, and then switch the other way.
01:03:16 Hey, so I've been going on this baking spree lately,
01:03:19 and, I accuse the.
01:03:22 Oh my God, the clip would have been so good.
01:03:24 But, I accuse the kid today of cheating on me.
01:03:28 And what I mean by that is I've been on a baking spree,
01:03:31 which is clearly better than a murder spree or a shooting spree.
01:03:36 But, I mean, I would
01:03:37 take a shopping spree, but I've been baking a lot lately, and,
01:03:42 you've even seen the kid eating some of my baked goods.
01:03:45 But I found out that he was eating someone else's brownie.
01:03:50 Now, what should I do?
01:03:53 This is year for AG.
01:03:54 The. Yeah, yeah,
01:03:56 yeah. Ask fledge.
01:03:58 What should I do?
01:03:59 The kids.
01:04:03 I cut them off. Go.
01:04:06 Oh, no. He.
01:04:14 Would I would advise me to do.
01:04:15 We can't do a segment inside of a segment we're still doing.
01:04:18 Where in the drawer is we can't.
01:04:21 We've done a segment inside of a segment inside of a segment.
01:04:24 Tutu, tutu, tutu tutu tutu tutu tutu.
01:04:26 I don't want it.
01:04:27 I don't want to do ovens right now.
01:04:30 I'm not saying play the kid.
01:04:32 I'm saying, yeah, we've had to play with the kid,
01:04:36 all right.
01:04:36 But you you play.
01:04:38 You know, he's saying he's not saying to not play the kid.
01:04:43 Hey, Siri, play with him.
01:04:46 One's gonna give us a leg up.
01:04:48 This thing has a famous video game named after an old classic.
01:04:53 Oh, Galaga.
01:04:57 Yeah. The city of Galaga.
01:04:58 Named after a state the city is named after.
01:05:01 The state isn't in the state that it's named after, is it?
01:05:05 No, it is not. We already know that.
01:05:07 No. You keep saying thanks for listening.
01:05:10 Is it all right?
01:05:11 I'm not listening.
01:05:13 Yeah, no, I'm not writing anymore.
01:05:15 Stop listening.
01:05:16 All right.
01:05:19 All right.
01:05:20 Oregon is the city.
01:05:24 Oh, look, you're here in Oregon.
01:05:26 No, I'm in the.
01:05:27 Yeah, I'm in the city of Oregon.
01:05:29 That's crazy.
01:05:32 Right?
01:05:33 Right.
01:05:34 We don't know.
01:05:36 You're in Oregon.
01:05:38 Did Tennessee
01:05:41 incorrect.
01:05:43 Dang it.
01:05:44 That was my best guess.
01:05:45 Oh, I mean, that was my first guess.
01:05:48 Incorrect.
01:05:49 Okay, I'm allowed 60 more.
01:05:56 Here.
01:05:56 Oregon. Kentucky.
01:05:59 I stand by my Ohio.
01:06:02 No, Oregon, Ohio
01:06:04 I yeah, I, I think you guys have you guys have guessed the state
01:06:09 on one of the previous more recent episodes.
01:06:13 Oh Vermont.
01:06:16 You've got the joke as you guys guys have guessed, a lot of states, right?
01:06:20 Pennsylvania.
01:06:21 Incorrect saying it.
01:06:25 Dagnabbit, I'm going get it.
01:06:27 All right.
01:06:28 Keep saying states till I get it.
01:06:30 I think my in here.
01:06:31 I think this is my advice. Oh, right. Right.
01:06:34 Oregon person, what is your hardship front page of your correct website?
01:06:39 What should you what should you have on the front of the city website?
01:06:43 Anyone? Anyone?
01:06:44 Oh, wait a minute.
01:06:45 Oregon. Michigan a map.
01:06:48 Incorrect. Dang it.
01:06:49 Although I am drinking, although I am drinking this
01:06:52 fine dandy handy dandy beer.
01:06:56 Oh that's that bells sweet.
01:06:58 That looks like my license plate sounders.
01:07:04 I picked it up while I was still in Michigan.
01:07:07 I found it, but I cheated.
01:07:11 So I'm not going to say,
01:07:13 well, I may have driven by Michigan City.
01:07:16 Yeah, you definitely did my way here, which I do like Michigan City.
01:07:20 The, Michigan City Brewery is a nice little about you 100%.
01:07:24 Drove right through Gary.
01:07:26 So I like that's usually my that's my when I first started traveling for work.
01:07:30 Yeah. I do it right through Gary.
01:07:32 When I started traveling for work.
01:07:33 For work,
01:07:34 Michigan City was a nice halfway point to some of my destinations at the time
01:07:39 I did.
01:07:39 I did a lot of work there for a while.
01:07:41 It's it's not a fun daily drive.
01:07:44 Yeah, that would be an
01:07:48 incorrect.
01:07:49 You're at.
01:07:51 You don't have to drive through Gary to get to Indiana.
01:07:54 You're already in the area.
01:07:56 Oh. Then, Oregon. Illinois.
01:07:59 There you go.
01:08:01 Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding.
01:08:03 See you there.
01:08:04 So the truck really did not right.
01:08:07 I'll go through the ramps. It's a free.
01:08:09 They'll be in the blue will be awesome.
01:08:13 So we'll be gone from the tell.
01:08:15 Don't tell me where in the world Dr.
01:08:19 Drew.
01:08:20 Yo, Georgia.
01:08:24 Easy for me to say.
01:08:25 Pretty sure I asked this question every time, but does he say I, Arkansas?
01:08:29 You? Arkansas? You?
01:08:31 Yes. Oh, no.
01:08:32 I just picked up on that two nuts.
01:08:35 I watched that, you know, 30 dozen times and I never Arkansas her steel.
01:08:40 Yeah. Why is she.
01:08:44 Why is she suspect to go over the lyrics of the song?
01:08:46 I want to know why. Yes.
01:08:47 Suspected of stealing.
01:08:49 If you're out stealing.
01:08:50 This isn't a fun game.
01:08:51 I, I thought
01:08:53 the world from KFC. Carolina.
01:08:55 She's a sticky finger filter.
01:08:58 Berlin down to Belize.
01:08:59 So take you for a ride on a slow boat to China.
01:09:02 Tell me where in the world is Georgia?
01:09:04 Georgia. Georgia. Georgia.
01:09:05 To go.
01:09:07 That's embarrassing.
01:09:08 That I kill them or that steal their soul in South Korea.
01:09:14 You know, what's the one after that?
01:09:16 Because it's south.
01:09:18 Because Seoul is in South Korea.
01:09:19 I get it.
01:09:21 This song has so many levels.
01:09:25 Yeah. Wow.
01:09:27 I forgot what the what is right answer that one. But.
01:09:29 And then they go from the Red seas of Greenland.
01:09:31 She'll be singing the blues.
01:09:33 But I never, ever saw her steal
01:09:36 something.
01:09:37 I'm in the jungle.
01:09:39 Incredible.
01:09:41 Right. Brother.
01:09:43 Brother against Satan.
01:09:44 Joe Indiana,
01:09:46 which is racist out of all the guesses.
01:09:49 Yeah.
01:09:50 Yeah.
01:09:53 So, like, just for nothing.
01:09:54 But it.
01:09:55 Is it you when you are in fuck all phone number
01:09:59 05863.
01:10:01 Call it anyone. Fight me.
01:10:04 Anyone fight. Here is where?
01:10:06 You know what?
01:10:07 If you call in where? All set?
01:10:10 Oh, we are all set.
01:10:12 See how easy it is to incorporate set into anything?
01:10:17 I was really just talking about the Egyptian god. The.
01:10:20 Yeah, but we got that one of the semen guy.
01:10:24 The guy who loves to come.
01:10:26 No, Soph was his, mediator when he.
01:10:29 When he was at war for 80 years with his nephew.
01:10:33 The mediator for that.
01:10:35 That fight was fast.
01:10:37 Lady. Allegedly. That's ignoring
01:10:42 big, frothy semen.
01:10:43 Hey, did you guys hear about the 13 year old that,
01:10:46 somebody raped?
01:10:55 This just in.
01:10:56 Norm MacDonald died a few weeks ago.
01:10:59 He's been dead.
01:11:02 This just in Jersey.
01:11:04 13 year old.
01:11:05 That's it.
01:11:06 Jay Z raped a 13 year old.
01:11:09 I don't think we can say that on YouTube. Maybe you though.
01:11:12 It's okay.
01:11:13 I'm sorry. No, that was the right one.
01:11:16 As a, staunch constitutionalist, I totally disrespect what I just said.
01:11:21 Yeah, allegedly, as a fan of video evidence, allegedly.
01:11:26 Allegedly. That's ignorant to my phone.
01:11:29 Told me he raped a 13 year old.
01:11:33 I didn't have to read between the lines.
01:11:35 I didn't make it up.
01:11:39 You should have,
01:11:41 I should have, I should have a long time ago.
01:11:43 Is it weird that the New York Post headline says Jay-Z smiles
01:11:47 with Beyonce and Blue Ivy in first outing
01:11:50 since being accused of 13.
01:11:53 Did he blow Ivy, or is her name was a 19 year old
01:11:57 Aleah?
01:11:59 I don't
01:12:01 know the kid.
01:12:02 I don't think they said who?
01:12:03 The kid is.
01:12:06 Gary, you better watch out and you got charges coming down.
01:12:08 Gotta wonder if the whole trap game as far as Epstein
01:12:12 and what I know from Diddy, which is nothing,
01:12:15 they they trap people so that you get a 13 year old that looks like they're 18.
01:12:19 We call it the trap at a party.
01:12:21 And then next thing you know, well, really not next thing you know, it's several
01:12:25 several years later when it's convenient, when it's convenient,
01:12:30 it comes out on TMZ, which is, you know,
01:12:34 pretty ethical.
01:12:37 So you're telling me we
01:12:39 so I also that old crap.
01:12:44 And I hope
01:12:48 you don't very much like I love to where I'm going to stop
01:12:52 at since nobody's hitting what was there's just talk.
01:12:56 I was just like, it's like playing the whole show, kid.
01:13:00 The whole show is part everything.
01:13:02 Why are we even doing this anymore?
01:13:04 You name it.
01:13:04 If you name a show set after the God of Chaos, you're inviting chaos.
01:13:11 Be set.
01:13:15 We're not set.
01:13:17 I'm not set up. Oh, no one was set up.
01:13:20 No one was set at the beginning of the show.
01:13:22 Gary logs too much, you know, again, I.
01:13:25 I blame the topic.
01:13:27 I don't take any responsibility for myself.
01:13:29 It's I'm practically a liberal.
01:13:34 You know,
01:13:34 because anyway, victimhood your hair blue.
01:13:39 No, you're not giving your wife any pussy.
01:13:45 I give her her pussy all the time.
01:13:47 For the moment.
01:13:49 You give her your pussy, I give her all I give her.
01:13:52 Who's your pussy?
01:13:53 No, I repeatedly say I'm a pussy virgin.
01:13:58 I have never been in.
01:13:59 And nobody, nobody's been in me.
01:14:02 As long as you keep calling it
01:14:04 an entrance, you're going to have that problem.
01:14:06 Not even a doctor?
01:14:08 No. Should I?
01:14:09 I probably should, yeah, I don't know.
01:14:11 I think you're at that age.
01:14:12 Yeah, we can do it. Live.
01:14:14 We do? Yeah.
01:14:15 Exams. Wait. We can't wait.
01:14:17 Prostate exams.
01:14:19 We said that.
01:14:20 Why can't, why can't they just teach us to do it ourselves?
01:14:23 I doubt it's that difficult. I'd rather do it.
01:14:25 Then have a go. Do it. I have a small rant.
01:14:28 I'm going through, you know,
01:14:31 hearing aids with my mother in law and my mother and my mother.
01:14:34 My mother in law both have hearing aids.
01:14:36 I'm pretty technical.
01:14:37 Most people are that most people are younger than me, and even more technical.
01:14:41 You could adjust these things yourself, but they lock all that up
01:14:44 into a special software that only they have.
01:14:46 So you have to go in and pay them.
01:14:48 Or insurance pays a lot of money to make these small adjustments.
01:14:52 And I'm not.
01:14:53 I'm just wondering why they keep it all locked.
01:14:56 I mean, I'm not wondering.
01:14:57 I know why because, you know, they're like to
01:15:01 it's a matter
01:15:03 if you get you like that.
01:15:07 Yeah.
01:15:08 If you if you get big enough, then you.
01:15:15 And we're banned on YouTube.
01:15:17 Does she say she picks things that are like bottles of pop?
01:15:20 She says.
01:15:23 I stick things in my badge like,
01:15:27 yes. Those are the lyrics.
01:15:29 You get your
01:15:32 you get you like bottles of pop.
01:15:36 Yeah, yeah. Like, yeah.
01:15:38 That's what I'm going to hear from now on.
01:15:40 Anyway, those are the words.
01:15:44 Can we get to the other.
01:15:45 But we're going to save that one for you.
01:15:48 I for off a YouTube.
01:15:51 Oh we should do that.
01:15:52 We can do this one.
01:16:00 Or is this one.
01:16:01 This is so cool.
01:16:11 Forward, down the field.
01:16:13 I can see that.
01:16:14 Will not you and win the Blue and Silver Lions beat the green Bay Packers.
01:16:20 There's Andrew the Brave. Rah rah rah!
01:16:23 Go to the greatest, best record they've had in their history on
01:16:29 down in old in game.
01:16:32 Oh Lions victory.
01:16:35 Go Lions!
01:16:39 In the process
01:16:41 they managed to recreate this godlike scene.
01:16:45 Yeah.
01:16:46 And explain to what tripped
01:16:50 and still handed off the ball.
01:16:52 But they are going and then
01:16:55 he is able to pick up the
01:16:58 he was they are going and then Goff falls down.
01:17:01 But Montgomery is hugely in super fast like so Goff falls down.
01:17:05 So you don't really see it as at and ceiling the golf ball on the clock down
01:17:10 kick the field.
01:17:11 What a cool ball down.
01:17:14 What a call.
01:17:16 Stumbling down I don't know.
01:17:18 That was on fourth down by the way when he came out.
01:17:22 What a good trial. Whoops sorry.
01:17:24 Keeping his focus.
01:17:25 Keep doing that one more time. Enough on his feet.
01:17:27 Let's watch his feet.
01:17:29 I just give yeah.
01:17:30 He gets stepped on.
01:17:32 There you go. That's the shot right there.
01:17:34 That was the money shot right there.
01:17:36 Yeah. He gets stepped on.
01:17:38 We can't see it like last glass.
01:17:41 Yeah, but I can I know, but we can't.
01:17:45 Well because we just did it again. Damn it.
01:17:48 Okay. You didn't touch anything.
01:17:49 No I did.
01:17:52 You get stepped on
01:17:55 his dick gets that.
01:17:56 It's more of a run.
01:17:58 Well, I guess
01:18:01 although he's got his hands up that ass.
01:18:04 It's a it's up the pussy.
01:18:06 Is that the right?
01:18:07 Yeah. There you go. Proper. You tell me that.
01:18:09 Tell me that after four hours of snack of, Glasgow,
01:18:13 sweating the back of his hand doesn't smell like his ass.
01:18:17 Yeah, it does,
01:18:21 Jared Goff was that.
01:18:22 I want to know what the back of your hand smells like.
01:18:25 Yeah. 586333.
01:18:27 Yeah.
01:18:27 He gets stepped on the timeout by Glasco the left guard.
01:18:32 And some could see it right.
01:18:34 The left guard.
01:18:35 And somehow the left by glass.
01:18:38 The timeout.
01:18:39 Oh yeah.
01:18:49 It was down on the turf.
01:18:51 That's our sports minute
01:18:53 okay. That was great.
01:18:55 We've got a Monday night game. Oh, you know what?
01:18:58 You were on a team in fantasy for fun.
01:19:03 Is it Sunday place?
01:19:04 Sunday, 4:00.
01:19:05 They're going to wear all black.
01:19:06 Blue helmet. Should be awesome.
01:19:09 It does sound awesome.
01:19:10 For you were a bubble team in your own fantasy football league,
01:19:13 and you, like, beat me, and you needed two other teams to lose.
01:19:17 You beat me.
01:19:19 What does
01:19:19 that mean to you in the playoffs and just beat you?
01:19:23 I got the how it was the throttle season.
01:19:26 Yeah. Too little, too late. No, no.
01:19:28 My my wife and son both lost it.
01:19:32 Also for the first time
01:19:35 in 24 years, it's fantasy football.
01:19:38 Even before my kids were born, there are no
01:19:42 my immediate family immediately immediate family almost said the name.
01:19:46 Don't say the name. Please.
01:19:47 No. Are are not in the playoffs.
01:19:50 It used to be you and I.
01:19:53 And then Jack and Ruth took over and they haven't looked back
01:19:58 like you.
01:19:59 You had your good run.
01:20:00 You had a dynasty team for a couple of years,
01:20:03 but it was me you were playing or Jack in the playoffs.
01:20:06 But Ruth knocked me out last year and Jack took me out the year before.
01:20:11 I mean, I'm having a a hell of a time in your league.
01:20:14 Yeah, but you made it.
01:20:16 You're in the playoffs.
01:20:17 I know that's all. That's all that matters. Now.
01:20:19 You just got to win one two week game, right?
01:20:22 Right.
01:20:23 And and I I've got a pretty good chance of doing that actually.
01:20:27 My my team looks good.
01:20:29 I'm stacked.
01:20:32 Yeah.
01:20:32 You're all lucky that I'm not in
01:20:33 because you're going to I'm going to look at my score.
01:20:35 And every week I'm going to compare it to the people.
01:20:37 Are you better realize that I would have won.
01:20:38 Send me the screenshot.
01:20:40 I send you the screenshots.
01:20:42 I can't believe you beat me.
01:20:43 I was projected to decimate you.
01:20:47 Projections.
01:20:48 Maybe everything isn't determined.
01:20:51 But those profits are like.
01:20:55 I believe in the profits of Zod.
01:20:57 More than I believe in the profits of God.
01:21:00 Roll them up like a big, fat fuck. A lot.
01:21:03 Sorry.
01:21:03 You guys wouldn't know that reference.
01:21:05 That was the prophet of Zod.
01:21:08 That's, Kendrick Kendrick Lamar song.
01:21:10 But is that a rapper or basketball player?
01:21:13 Oh, Kendrick Lamar is the weirdest sounding rapper.
01:21:16 Like, you know how people like to ask me, why do I look like this?
01:21:20 I want to ask Kendrick Lamar, why do you sound like that?
01:21:24 I know he does kind of talk sound like he's got a mouth full of him.
01:21:27 Yeah, like there's something all the time, but he kind of like,
01:21:31 oh, he's kind of like,
01:21:32 oh yeah, he's got a very distinctive sound and it's not good.
01:21:36 It's different, but it's not good.
01:21:41 I'm not.
01:21:41 I'm saying he's a bad rapper.
01:21:43 He's not a good rapper.
01:21:45 No, he's a good right.
01:21:46 He's a good rapper.
01:21:47 He's just he just has a no no.
01:21:49 I'm saying the opposite of what you know how to. I don't know how to describe it.
01:21:52 A lot of it revolves around experience, but it's unique.
01:21:55 It makes it relatable because he sounds like he's just talking.
01:21:59 And when I
01:22:01 and things is just regular
01:22:04 a lot in my family
01:22:06 that I can't do nothing about is out of my control.
01:22:09 We funny.
01:22:10 If he spoke British, I couldn't understand it. I mean, you know, British.
01:22:13 Oh, he that is him that's in between you having your sanity.
01:22:17 You lose me.
01:22:18 And this.
01:22:18 This is how artists deteriorate if you don't catch yourself.
01:22:22 So these things happen.
01:22:24 I didn't know what he looked like.
01:22:25 I couldn't pick him out of a lineup.
01:22:28 I want to do this.
01:22:28 Let me break it down for you. This is the real nigga challenge.
01:22:31 I put the H on it to emphasize it's nigga.
01:22:35 Whoops.
01:22:37 What?
01:22:40 I'm thinking, let me say that on YouTube.
01:22:42 What did he say
01:22:46 when he bitch sit down?
01:22:47 Only if you're cutting another woman in half with a C.
01:22:50 Now, can we at least see
01:22:53 the one kid video that we do have?
01:22:57 Is it YouTube friendly? Yep.
01:22:59 Yeah. We're good.
01:23:01 Hi, guys. I'm the kid. Hi, guys.
01:23:07 No lip smacking.
01:23:08 Wait, I still hear Kendrick Lamar.
01:23:10 That's driving me bananas.
01:23:12 I can't hear it.
01:23:13 Oh, that's on your own. I don't think anybody can argue that.
01:23:15 It's not my Boosie.
01:23:17 Hell, you say that a lot.
01:23:19 Oh, no.
01:23:20 I just lost my hearing. Dude. Come on. Set.
01:23:23 Oh, my.
01:23:25 Your headset?
01:23:26 Chaos
01:23:28 disorder.
01:23:31 Tumult.
01:23:33 The fuck
01:23:35 in this?
01:23:36 123 pounds with safety glasses
01:23:39 and a will to not just no question, but also there is.
01:23:42 And he's known as a kid wise beyond years.
01:23:45 We'll my mom did
01:23:48 what?
01:23:51 Right.
01:23:53 Hey, this
01:23:55 seriously,
01:23:57 there's a fan.
01:23:59 I turned it off just before he hit record.
01:24:02 It hasn't stopped yet.
01:24:03 Okay? I was just like, dude, we can't.
01:24:05 I can't look at that.
01:24:07 I turned it off. So gorgeous.
01:24:09 Oh, my God.
01:24:10 Always knew it'd be the number one good newscast in the world.
01:24:12 Listen, we went outside for the recording today.
01:24:15 It just didn't record.
01:24:17 I couldn't do correct.
01:24:21 Hey, this dairy shit here work.
01:24:25 And in addition to having to figure out the pulse of what's
01:24:28 going on in our meetup, we also work here and our made a rubber.
01:24:32 Just explain a little bit of what I do is, the guy with his finger
01:24:36 on the pulse of the excess rubber from these auto parts.
01:24:39 Well,
01:24:41 you know, a lot of people don't see the the dark underbelly of the flash business
01:24:45 because I make this look so handsome and sexy, to be honest.
01:24:49 I mean, we all get the same uniform, but not everyone makes it look this good.
01:24:53 The video quality is incredible, so thank you.
01:24:57 But there is a dirty side to the flash. No,
01:25:01 removing the flash would be a lot easier if there wasn't so darn much of it now.
01:25:07 You also mangroves.
01:25:08 Scary. Such things.
01:25:10 I don't believe that people that I know, but, I you
01:25:15 I don't have any, you know, different, and, you know,
01:25:19 you know, the wall
01:25:23 do so what?
01:25:25 I mean, complaining about the flash being the parts that I need to do.
01:25:29 Flash.
01:25:29 It's kind of like a tennis player complaining about the that,
01:25:32 but it would make the game a lot easier.
01:25:36 Oh, okay.
01:25:37 Okay. Well, so I don't get it, right.
01:25:40 You don't,
01:25:41 I don't get it.
01:25:42 Football player on the point.
01:25:44 That 5.0 guys, I want to point that is the kid you have.
01:25:49 Absolutely not I think so,
01:25:52 yeah. The kid is my boss.
01:25:54 There's an old guy that he fought there, and he will be one day.
01:25:57 And he don't want. Oh, yeah. God. And,
01:26:01 he looks as tall as I am.
01:26:05 So watch that.
01:26:06 Sorry. I just got a comment.
01:26:09 Yeah. Is he.
01:26:10 Is he protecting his hat?
01:26:12 He likes his hat more than his face.
01:26:15 Oh, we're kind of standard.
01:26:17 Those quiet corner.
01:26:20 Oh, the quiet corners at the timeout area.
01:26:22 But yeah,
01:26:24 you're supposed to have them on the shop floor at all time.
01:26:28 Yeah.
01:26:29 That is so close to the exit.
01:26:31 I think we're safe.
01:26:32 I have not been very good a good job.
01:26:34 Did somebody just throw a fucking vacuum at you guys?
01:26:39 Yes. Yeah, that is my I.
01:26:43 I leave it tipped over so it drains out.
01:26:47 That's my vacuum liquid.
01:26:49 My shop vac.
01:26:50 It drains out liquid or plastic.
01:26:54 Oh, those are my choices.
01:26:57 Does it
01:27:00 leak out?
01:27:01 No. Just know whatever you're thinking.
01:27:04 No, it's not that. It's something different.
01:27:06 Completely different.
01:27:09 It's a mixture of liquid and rubber.
01:27:12 All right.
01:27:14 When semen like a little bit of sense.
01:27:16 Thanks for that.
01:27:17 Yeah, it's set now.
01:27:19 Certain semen.
01:27:21 Yeah.
01:27:21 I've had a word for like three lines on the top. Don't know what.
01:27:24 Good you got to watch that workman's comp a yeah, because, yeah.
01:27:29 So, you know, he got his ass beat by a deep ledge.
01:27:33 Oh, man.
01:27:33 Well, so if you're going to pick a fight with.
01:27:36 So I know what a flasher is, that's obvious.
01:27:39 Yeah, yeah,
01:27:39 yeah, that's what they, run around I do you run around completely naked.
01:27:44 Yeah.
01:27:45 Oh, and cover yourself up.
01:27:46 Hey. Cover up. Yep. Correct.
01:27:49 Got it.
01:27:50 Pretty, though.
01:27:51 Make sure you know their occupation.
01:27:52 Football player.
01:27:53 I would avoid that type one guy.
01:27:56 I would have play that deep flash. Operator.
01:27:59 If you're ever in a fight
01:28:00 with a football player, he's very easily defeated with a yellow handkerchief.
01:28:04 Absolutely not.
01:28:06 Job fighter at the flag there is,
01:28:08 there's an old guy that you saw last night.
01:28:12 I really don't to about him.
01:28:13 He's a lot of old guys on that sword there. And,
01:28:17 Yeah, I got to work on some work.
01:28:19 It's not what I mean.
01:28:20 You got to watch that.
01:28:23 There's the D. Fletcher.
01:28:24 Thanks, cameraman.
01:28:26 Best five words.
01:28:28 Oh. Zoomed in on the crotch again.
01:28:31 What?
01:28:32 What the.
01:28:33 What's up with the zooming in on the crotch?
01:28:36 I mean, why wouldn't you let me see?
01:28:38 Seen his crotch?
01:28:40 No. And no.
01:28:43 Why not?
01:28:44 I'm not.
01:28:49 Do we have anything else for YouTube?
01:28:51 How do I get that other bucket video back?
01:28:55 You don't fuck up next time, check your phone.
01:28:58 Did we set the local recording already?
01:28:59 Maybe.
01:29:05 Let's see if it's hard to find.
01:29:07 You're going to have to just, you know, talk amongst yourselves.
01:29:11 All right?
01:29:11 Sets.
01:29:21 Yeah.
01:29:22 Because I had the complete 1996
01:29:26 set of NBA player cards.
01:29:31 They weren't Skybox or Fleer or anything cool like that.
01:29:35 They're a cheap knockoff brand.
01:29:37 But I've got the complete set of one of the years of the NBA.
01:29:43 It's like 400 cards.
01:29:45 Topps. You didn't say Topps.
01:29:47 That's the big card brand.
01:29:48 What about.
01:29:48 But yeah, it wasn't that either. No.
01:29:51 The big one for basketball is for your, sky skybox.
01:29:57 Is that what it's called?
01:29:59 Why is that jumping into my head?
01:30:00 Your skybox?
01:30:01 Topps, upper deck.
01:30:05 Think.
01:30:06 This guy's box.
01:30:08 But skybox is an offshoot of upper deck, if I'm not mistaken.
01:30:11 Oh, okay.
01:30:13 Is that related to second deck?
01:30:16 I don't know.
01:30:20 Who's on first?
01:30:23 It looks like Kermit's arms
01:30:24 coming over my ear.
01:30:29 I think it is.
01:30:30 Okay.
01:30:31 I know I was like, I have a piece of celery
01:30:34 shoved in there.
01:30:38 Oh, did we switch
01:30:41 to rumble? Yeah.
01:30:42 No. Yeah.
01:30:44 Oh, my love to say that.
01:30:46 Okay, I'm here
01:30:48 come rumble.
01:30:52 Humble
01:30:54 mumble I'm broadcasting the show.
01:30:58 Are you, See, I'm can see if it works.
01:31:02 See if it's my problem or your problem.
01:31:05 All right.
01:31:06 Yeah.
01:31:07 Fuck is going for unknown connection failure.
01:31:09 Yeah. So for whatever reason, that code breaker.
01:31:11 Because I'm moving the server around, which I warned everyone the week before.
01:31:15 Yeah, that I was moving the server.
01:31:18 That doesn't make me less upset.
01:31:20 That makes me angrier.
01:31:22 We probably have to give you another code I would like.
01:31:26 Would you prefer every 15 minutes I just sent?
01:31:27 Here's a new code, just in case.
01:31:29 You know, times throughout.
01:31:32 Oh, no.
01:31:33 I would prefer it just works all the time, no matter what I see.
01:31:38 Now, those are really dirty words to somebody who works in break, fix, repair.
01:31:42 Okay, I wonder, stop ringing.
01:31:44 Can you just stop needing to for me to not don't repair it,
01:31:47 God damn it.
01:31:49 Listen, all I'm asking for is everything all at once
01:31:53 and to work all the time.
01:31:54 So you can have everything all at once.
01:31:55 It just can't work all the time.
01:31:58 Bullcrap.
01:32:00 So I've got, I've got a news story.
01:32:02 So if I send you a big, long string of letters, will you
01:32:05 be able to paste it into that spot I showed you, or do I need to?
01:32:07 Yes, of course.
01:32:08 Do it again. Yes. Of course. Like last time?
01:32:11 No, last time I fought you every step of the way.
01:32:15 But I'm saying please me like that.
01:32:17 Can you copy it or do you need me to connect?
01:32:19 I can copy and paste it.
01:32:21 All right, I'll send you a new one.
01:32:23 I we should do it right now and test it.
01:32:24 Well, get while Joyce and paste
01:32:26 that say in the rest of whatever he was saying I can't I can't do that.
01:32:30 I broadcast from my handset.
01:32:32 I had breaking news, but it's no longer breaking.
01:32:34 So what are you going to do? Oh, it's broken,
01:32:38 it's fake Fox.
01:32:39 That's a conversation like that,
01:32:45 We'll see.
01:32:46 I believe we may have brushed the surface
01:32:49 with this story, but I don't know if we ever fully
01:32:53 dove down.
01:32:54 Okay, the bucket of paint, lady.
01:32:58 No. It is.
01:33:00 This is the grape lady down syndrome.
01:33:03 Barbies. Oh, God. No.
01:33:05 Have you seen that Mattel is, releasing a down syndrome version of Barbie?
01:33:11 No, it's really what's really down syndrome me
01:33:14 about this, other than just please problems.
01:33:17 So the proportions are short.
01:33:19 She's stubby, her face is mushed together.
01:33:22 You know, this is down by Mattel.
01:33:24 Oh, disability.
01:33:26 I don't think you can say the introducing her to the world.
01:33:32 One down down syndrome.
01:33:35 Right. No.
01:33:39 It's like saying Judy.
01:33:42 Oh no.
01:33:43 Oh my God. They made her slightly cross-eyed to.
01:33:46 Oh no,
01:33:50 please no.
01:33:50 Tell me it's not.
01:33:51 No, this is a joke.
01:33:53 This is a joke. No, but it gets worse.
01:33:56 There is a there is a down syndrome Ken, as well.
01:33:58 It's 85 bucks instead.
01:34:00 Oh, no.
01:34:01 Please, no, for the down syndrome.
01:34:03 Ken, how do I.
01:34:04 I gotta stop sharing if there be a picture of me.
01:34:07 Doggone it, it's it's not.
01:34:09 It's really Shane Gillis.
01:34:12 I don't know who Shane Gillis is.
01:34:15 He's the down syndrome looking comedian syndrome. Ken.
01:34:18 Oh, yeah, I've seen it.
01:34:20 Yeah. That down's.
01:34:21 Oh, okay, I see it.
01:34:23 Yes, I knew it, I already called it would look like me.
01:34:27 Yeah, I like how you ruin things.
01:34:28 What the dog doing?
01:34:30 I ruined it by knowing in advance. No.
01:34:33 A lot of time doing that little cut out to.
01:34:36 How could I not see that coming? That's great though.
01:34:39 It looks very handsome.
01:34:41 Yeah. That's two.
01:34:42 That's. That's like insult. You can
01:34:45 you tell Proops
01:34:46 he's got way too much hair, but you got otherwise very handsome.
01:34:51 So if you'll notice, the Canon Barbie
01:34:54 look a lot the same downstairs with the little mound.
01:34:57 Yeah. Oh, yeah. Exactly. He goes inward.
01:34:59 Yeah, yeah, it's an indentation.
01:35:01 Oh, well, another zoom in crotch shot.
01:35:04 Oh, that is handsome.
01:35:06 That is handsome. My goodness.
01:35:09 Wow. He is.
01:35:10 That is like a Beavis and Butthead amount of forehead.
01:35:13 It is.
01:35:18 Are we not.
01:35:18 Am I not allowed to say that?
01:35:20 You're not supposed to point out the big forehead of the cross-eyed, are you?
01:35:25 I don't know, I like the forehead.
01:35:26 Look at that. The forehead.
01:35:28 I've got the most distinctive, ordinary flesh cast ever.
01:35:33 You know what the bad.
01:35:34 The worst part about this is?
01:35:36 They're doing a promotion right now that if you collect ten box taps from
01:35:39 downy fabric softener.
01:35:42 No, collect the downy no, no, no.
01:35:45 Best thing about no is that no.
01:35:47 Once all the down syndrome people collect,
01:35:52 all their Barbies, then they're just going to stop.
01:35:55 Hold on. I got to stop you right there. There are people with down syndrome.
01:35:57 They're not down syndrome people.
01:35:59 I assume everyone has down syndrome.
01:36:02 Now. What are they going to do?
01:36:04 They're all.
01:36:05 They're going to stop making it, and then they won't.
01:36:06 They won't have down Syndrome Barbie anymore.
01:36:09 Dear Lord, this could be a collector's item.
01:36:12 What has happened?
01:36:14 We've lost control.
01:36:15 The thing has come off the rails.
01:36:17 Well, there's no rails.
01:36:20 That's a different market.
01:36:21 The wheelchair Barbie has two wheels.
01:36:24 Would you buy.
01:36:25 Would you buy control of this goddamn flash cast?
01:36:28 Holy shit. I swear to God.
01:36:31 Brady, would you buy Down's syndrome?
01:36:33 Barbie, there's wheelchair Barbie.
01:36:34 And not tell her.
01:36:37 Sorry. What?
01:36:38 I've got a.
01:36:38 Why don't you ever buy a down syndrome Barbie for your party?
01:36:42 Tell her that it's a down syndrome Barbie next Saturday.
01:36:45 Let's try to.
01:36:46 Teacher, just try to teach her that everyone's the same.
01:36:48 I want to buy.
01:36:49 So first of all, my daughter has down syndrome.
01:36:52 Down syndrome? No, she doesn't.
01:36:54 Well, yes she does.
01:36:55 I assume everyone has down syndrome.
01:36:59 I've met his children.
01:37:01 My neighbor has down.
01:37:02 Oh, no, they're perfectly normal.
01:37:03 You obviously weren't a wonderful young lady.
01:37:06 She does a lot. She was in the band.
01:37:08 She plays the drums.
01:37:09 Oh, she won't live to be 40.
01:37:12 Well, that's unfortunate, but neither will obese people.
01:37:15 She takes her own.
01:37:16 What next thing you're going to tell me if I start picking out fat people? Come on.
01:37:21 And next week we pick.
01:37:22 I'm sassy.
01:37:28 Now, I've been proud of how fat I've become since moving to Army.
01:37:32 To. I'm honest, I'm a Dirty War
01:37:35 90 right now.
01:37:38 My frame is only built to hold 170.
01:37:41 I'm a buck 90.
01:37:43 So then now you're you're going to break other things
01:37:44 like your knees and your ankles.
01:37:46 Yeah. I'm fat.
01:37:47 I'm a lard ass. Now.
01:37:53 And hemorrhoids. Yeah.
01:37:55 I had planned, like, the bleeding on the way home.
01:37:57 I didn't know, is it?
01:37:58 I had a white AirPod in my ear.
01:38:00 I know they can be used for hearing now, so they're not going to play them.
01:38:03 Where are you filming them? We went to. I thought about it.
01:38:06 I thought about it. But the last thing you want to do is go.
01:38:08 You know, I just took my AirPod out and I was hoping that
01:38:13 something didn't get bright on my phone and light up my whole cockpit of my car.
01:38:17 Do you have a cock?
01:38:18 Oh, cock. What? What do you put on the car?
01:38:21 What do you say? Your car interior?
01:38:24 No cock pit.
01:38:26 I like a good cock.
01:38:28 Cock a doodle do.
01:38:31 Chicken attack.
01:38:36 Oh, there's so many buttons.
01:38:41 The. Fried chicken I type.
01:38:45 I'll be right back.
01:38:48 I have to go find a new jabber.
01:38:54 All right,
01:38:55 one more segment for YouTube, and then we will go
01:38:59 off of there.
01:39:02 I since that first watch,
01:39:05 please, please, please fix me.
01:39:09 Horse and theft.
01:39:10 Always. Please, please.
01:39:13 Here it is. Hash.
01:39:15 Please, please, please tell us what. Oh.
01:39:23 Wait.
01:39:23 It's about new physics.
01:39:25 But what could it do for us today?
01:39:27 I want to have a look.
01:39:29 Something's different.
01:39:32 I can't quite put my finger on it.
01:39:35 Is it her titties?
01:39:37 Is it her titties? No, it's. What's rap.
01:39:39 I feel like there's something different about her titties. It's.
01:39:41 Yeah, they're wrapped in a different color fabric.
01:39:44 It's a different shirt. I don't know about that.
01:39:46 I just know that there's something different about our titties.
01:39:49 Yeah.
01:39:51 Shoot.
01:39:53 They look different.
01:39:53 Look at what use it might be to find dark matter.
01:39:57 Quantum gravity. Well, I went through the archive.
01:39:59 She was going to leave.
01:40:00 We have quite frequently, actually.
01:40:03 What is a good citizen?
01:40:04 Excuse an obvious question.
01:40:06 I don't take no orders from the woman, by the way.
01:40:08 By the way, I don't take orders from a famous point.
01:40:13 Just like high school.
01:40:15 It may get some practical results, but that's not why we do it.
01:40:19 That was then one day.
01:40:21 But is of all time.
01:40:24 Physics is like sex.
01:40:25 Sure, it may give some practical results, but that's not why we do it.
01:40:30 That's not why we do it.
01:40:38 That was then.
01:40:39 Today, birth rates are so low that governments all over the world
01:40:43 would like to ask you to not forget about the, the, the governments.
01:40:47 And maybe it's about time that physicists to ask about practical results again.
01:40:53 But does new physics, even have practical results?
01:40:57 New physics has become the standard phrase shouldn't
01:41:00 with physics and all this, you know,
01:41:03 I don't know what they call what do they call the fake physics
01:41:06 where they just suggest, shouldn't it be called philosophy at this point,
01:41:09 the media,
01:41:10 because they literally just conjure up some imagination and say, I dare you to
01:41:13 disprove it,
01:41:15 right?
01:41:15 Yeah.
01:41:15 I mean, yes, basically, and it's crazy and harebrained,
01:41:21 but since it is like quantum physics is so counterintuitive,
01:41:25 it's a darn
01:41:26 good thing someone did think of something off the wall and try to falsify it,
01:41:30 because that's how we discovered some crazy, counterintuitive things
01:41:34 that we would have never come up with any other way.
01:41:38 I'm okay with it.
01:41:38 I just think it shouldn't be called
01:41:41 physical.
01:41:42 It's like it's their mock, it's physics. Physical is right in the word.
01:41:45 That's kind of that's why you can't trust what you yourself thinks or observes.
01:41:49 Because we try to make it.
01:41:51 Things make sense.
01:41:52 If it doesn't make sense to us,
01:41:54 we make it conform to what we think makes sense to us.
01:41:58 And that's why we cling to these religious beliefs and nonsense.
01:42:03 And if we can't, we get angry at it and kill it.
01:42:07 Yeah, yeah, angry cuz I went hard on the creation myth.
01:42:11 So call me and And fight.
01:42:14 5863. Right. It's three fight.
01:42:17 Wait, it's not open.
01:42:19 If anybody try to call son of a bitch.
01:42:23 Come on.
01:42:24 Religion set.
01:42:25 You're really getting annoying.
01:42:27 Oh, my God, this is go.
01:42:30 Is there some kind of counter to set
01:42:32 that we should to counter the audience, to help set.
01:42:35 Counter set.
01:42:37 No. No. Nothing.
01:42:38 Oh. Oh.
01:42:39 Do you have college?
01:42:43 Oh, yeah.
01:42:43 That was that.
01:42:45 Is that you ringing? I hope it's not a phone ring.
01:42:47 Do you want to answer that?
01:42:48 No. Hello?
01:42:52 I got the phone.
01:42:53 Do you have a time on your phone?
01:42:56 Yeah. Oh, wait, your phone ringing.
01:42:59 Phone ringing.
01:43:01 There's a link. There's a link.
01:43:02 It seems like the alcohol has something to do with it.
01:43:05 So you guys. Yeah.
01:43:07 You guys can help me out a little.
01:43:08 Help me help you if you ever see the caller.
01:43:11 Not down in the,
01:43:15 onboarding thing.
01:43:17 There's a thing for that.
01:43:18 It should be there.
01:43:19 See you there.
01:43:20 It's there. See? See? We can do.
01:43:22 Oh, I can't see that.
01:43:24 Are you kidding me?
01:43:26 Yeah.
01:43:26 You can't if I do, I use the phone a little bit today and it sucks.
01:43:29 Dude, you need a computer.
01:43:31 The app or the web page is just unbelievable.
01:43:34 Well, we toggle.
01:43:35 Are you in the middle of something here? We were doing Hawking radiation.
01:43:38 Maybe it was
01:43:39 fundamental, you know, discovering a law of nature
01:43:42 that we didn't know of previously.
01:43:44 I guess that's somewhat insulting for many research areas in physics.
01:43:48 Actually, I don't have to guess.
01:43:50 I know, because people from visa see, I trust her more now
01:43:53 because she's imploding her own industry.
01:43:57 Yeah, and you got to enlist.
01:43:59 Did something happened to her?
01:44:00 Is there a reason she's bitter?
01:44:01 Is she, like, disgruntled?
01:44:03 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, there's a video.
01:44:05 There's a video that she gets. There's a video. Yeah.
01:44:07 She tells us why she looks so bad and all that fun stuff.
01:44:11 Like this video about.
01:44:13 There's a video criticizing her.
01:44:16 There's a,
01:44:16 some random dude who criticizes her, bitch about whatever her bitches is.
01:44:21 She feels like she got black.
01:44:22 She's a lesbian, somebody else. And she.
01:44:26 Because she's channeling something and.
01:44:28 Right.
01:44:29 I remember like a political, a political landscape.
01:44:32 Well, in anything, I mean, there's so much money going into research, YouTube,
01:44:38 and they don't want to hear that it's not working.
01:44:40 Please stop sending money.
01:44:42 I mean, all you gotta do is watch one episode of Big Bang
01:44:45 to realize that that's all they're doing is ruining everything.
01:44:47 They're wasting time and collecting money, but they can't just say that.
01:44:50 Otherwise the money will stop coming in.
01:44:53 They have to be.
01:44:54 They have to present something that appears to be a breakthrough
01:44:57 that way.
01:45:00 To cater to the money.
01:45:02 Right.
01:45:03 What are we going into the,
01:45:18 There's the cemetery right there.
01:45:20 But you can't see anything because the stupid phone.
01:45:25 But there's a fundraiser.
01:45:27 You know, you need the.
01:45:28 You do.
01:45:29 You need a spotlight.
01:45:30 I can send you a spotlight.
01:45:33 No longer.
01:45:37 So you could either walk or try to light your lighter.
01:45:39 But I don't think doing them at the same time is going to work.
01:45:42 You know what?
01:45:46 The lawyers go like for the time is now.
01:45:51 10:01 p.m..
01:46:07 So. Of course.
01:46:12 Triangles.
01:46:12 Do it because.
01:46:41 I just just a little.
01:46:51 My lord.
01:47:05 Gotta give him that hook.
01:47:06 Put it on that thing. Get.
01:47:10 The lip smacking.
01:47:11 Good time, Nonstop.
01:47:14 That's why Gary, the mindless, trendy man
01:47:18 Annex, isn't he?
01:47:22 Did you have.
01:47:23 What are you finishing off? Sabrina?
01:47:24 Was there some finishing?
01:47:28 Dear anal sex leather.
01:47:32 There's a physicist there.
01:47:33 Used to have a YouTube channel and a nice shirt.
01:47:36 Right. I used to hate it.
01:47:38 She hates everything.
01:47:41 She's a 190 sturdy pounds,
01:47:46 sturdy pounds.
01:47:48 There's no question.
01:47:49 She just was.
01:47:50 She just wanted to let everybody know
01:47:52 she's kind of country.
01:47:53 Dear Reggie, my.
01:47:56 So since, this couldn't really find, much sets Illinois.
01:48:01 It's just since we talked about
01:48:03 dear leggy, my sister in law Sandy,
01:48:07 moved to New York to get away from a difficult lesbian relationship.
01:48:12 And she could also be known as Riley or, I'm sure, like, whatever,
01:48:17 whatever her lesbian Sandy is one of them hybrid names.
01:48:22 Don't dead girl.
01:48:23 Regardless if you name your boy or your girl Sandy, you're you're retard.
01:48:27 But, she is now involved with another woman.
01:48:31 They have been together for about a year.
01:48:33 Sandy asked rod, her only brother, for a favor.
01:48:37 That's a great.
01:48:38 She wants him to be a sperm donor for her new partner
01:48:41 because they want a child with family genes.
01:48:44 I oppose the idea, to put it mildly.
01:48:47 Abby. Sandy has a history.
01:48:49 Oh, sorry.
01:48:49 Fledgling Sandy has a history of instability.
01:48:54 Most of her relationships are short lived,
01:48:56 and I don't believe this one will last either.
01:48:59 Either. Either.
01:49:00 Sandy told rod not to discuss the matter with me, but of course he did.
01:49:05 He feels trapped.
01:49:06 This drama has been going on since March.
01:49:09 She's demanding an answer by the end of July.
01:49:12 Please help.
01:49:12 Sound desperate for direction.
01:49:16 Erection.
01:49:23 That's where you come in.
01:49:25 I know, I know, but I was supposed to be paying attention that whole time.
01:49:30 So there's a lesbian in the lesbians.
01:49:32 Like, I met another lesbian, and we both want to have a kid,
01:49:35 but of course, we're both lesbians.
01:49:37 And so the one lesbian was like, hey, you got a brother?
01:49:40 Why don't you ask your brother for some of his cum?
01:49:42 And so she asked her brother for some cum, and the brother is like,
01:49:47 the sister was like, well, don't tell your wife.
01:49:49 And the brother's like, okay.
01:49:50 But then he goes and tells his wife, yeah.
01:49:53 And the wife is like, do not come.
01:49:54 And he's like, I don't know what I could should do.
01:49:57 And so I'm going to come.
01:49:59 Then there's a time frame.
01:50:00 They want this, they want this, come like soon.
01:50:02 And the answer soon too because they want, they want to biological to.
01:50:08 And you know in order to get come
01:50:09 to the brother there's going to be somebody named Richard Rodriguez
01:50:13 which would be no, no, no, he's not impregnated
01:50:16 impregnating a sister's lesbian lover with his.
01:50:18 Oh, so it could be partly the sister, kind of.
01:50:22 Oh, you know what I like that I approve.
01:50:24 Wouldn't that be flipper babies, though, if the they're.
01:50:27 Aren't they genetically related?
01:50:30 You know, that was the point I was making.
01:50:33 And and it was the girlfriend.
01:50:36 I don't know, I always remember, that story,
01:50:39 the story lemon told me one time or told us, do you remember the 11 oh 11?
01:50:45 Have you got that money?
01:50:48 I don't remember the loading story.
01:50:50 Oh, yeah.
01:50:51 He told some story about how he, I got I got a lemon's got, like, 20 grand
01:50:55 or something, I think, for donating semen.
01:50:59 Wow. He, like, he knew the people.
01:51:01 And he said that he, he had to like, because they were totally unfamiliar
01:51:07 faces, worn out.
01:51:10 So he, like Lemon Story did it, you know, he had to insert it himself.
01:51:16 And I'm like, oh, at least you got laid. He goes, well, no, it's not.
01:51:18 It wasn't like he was like it was really awkward because, like,
01:51:21 I know them and I'm not like, you know, it's kind of.
01:51:24 And so he was really weirded out by it.
01:51:26 Number one.
01:51:26 Number two, it sounded like he had
01:51:28 kind of regretted it a little bit, even though he had 20 grand. Yeah.
01:51:31 Yeah.
01:51:32 I don't know how that still sits with them, but, you know,
01:51:34 I never forgot that story. I don't know why.
01:51:36 It seems that just you never hear that shit firsthand.
01:51:39 And so it kind of sticks with you.
01:51:41 Yeah, but you got to take everything lemon says with a grain of salt.
01:51:46 No, never in real life.
01:51:48 Why would you know? Would you make that up?
01:51:50 That's how you.
01:51:51 You do the lemon and the salt and then the turkey.
01:51:53 No, that wasn't what I meant at all.
01:51:56 Always need a little salt with lemon.
01:51:58 I'm here.
01:51:58 No, it's a it's an actual cliche.
01:52:03 Cliche, yet
01:52:04 just like, oh, we've got the new 2025 merch out.
01:52:10 Well, no it's not.
01:52:10 I would actually agree, even though there's no proof of it.
01:52:14 Yeah, it's not proof of it.
01:52:15 Just in time for Christmas.
01:52:17 Just in time for Christmas.
01:52:18 Oh, why don't we have a little Christmas ornament hat?
01:52:22 Oh, Saturnalia.
01:52:23 Why can't we get a little Christmas ornament?
01:52:25 That's the the horn.
01:52:27 It's Saturnalia.
01:52:29 Come on now.
01:52:31 Oh, yeah.
01:52:31 On the budget we have, we get five items at all time for free
01:52:36 on the in the in the store.
01:52:37 If you want to sell merchandise, rotating items, we should really everything.
01:52:42 So it's selling so well now though
01:52:45 it's true.
01:52:46 Why change? Yeah, I make any changes.
01:52:49 We've sold one shirt to the kid.
01:52:53 We had a big order in the beginning.
01:52:54 We sold, like, 20 shirts.
01:52:55 I thought we we were like, yeah, that was me. Oh,
01:53:00 that's a nice shirt.
01:53:02 I think you
01:53:04 this is my up north.
01:53:06 What you say sins and things
01:53:10 and I think I've been off it because I don't have my, my lab coat.
01:53:15 I hope you're ready to rumble.
01:53:18 Oh, yeah.
01:53:18 I hope you're ready to rumble.
01:53:20 Is this rumble pertaining to history? Please? Yeah.
01:53:22 This was from a guy on TikTok.
01:53:24 His name is Nate Hale.
01:53:25 December 5th, 1664 A ship sank off the coast of Wales in the ministry.
01:53:31 81 people on the ship died.
01:53:33 And there's only one survivor.
01:53:34 And his name was Hugh.
01:53:36 William I.
01:53:36 This December this year.
01:53:38 You catch all that? It's a riddle.
01:53:42 Hugh, will you listen to grief?
01:53:45 Remember that incident pertaining to history, please?
01:53:47 I saw this from a guy on TikTok.
01:53:49 His name is Nate Hale.
01:53:50 December 5th, 1664.
01:53:53 A ship sank off the coast of Wales in the ministry.
01:53:56 81 people on the ship died and there was only one
01:53:59 survivor and his name was Hugh Williams.
01:54:03 Why did they call him Hugh Williams?
01:54:05 His name was Hugh Williams.
01:54:08 Oh, that's correct, but that's not what December 5th
01:54:12 I did, 1785, a ship sunk in the exact same spot.
01:54:17 Everyone died except one person.
01:54:19 Can you guess his name? New Williams. Hugh Williams what?
01:54:21 August 5th, 1821.
01:54:24 A ship sank by the same spot.
01:54:26 One survivor.
01:54:27 No way. You will.
01:54:30 Are you?
01:54:30 Wait three times. Wait.
01:54:33 August 19th, 1889 A coal barge, same spot.
01:54:38 So this time there are two survivors?
01:54:40 Yes, her name, Louis and Hugh.
01:54:42 Both name Hugh Williams. How was that?
01:54:45 It seems like this guy is like a time traveler.
01:54:47 Yeah.
01:54:48 He's like, I gotta I gotta fix this.
01:54:50 Like, I have to keep going back. The paradigm.
01:54:53 Want to hear a crazy coincidence?
01:54:55 That's awesome, you William.
01:54:58 Bullshit. It has to be real.
01:55:02 Why wouldn't it be?
01:55:05 I don't know, even if you made, I don't know,
01:55:07 many cool story.
01:55:11 Fake fake fake fake fake fake.
01:55:15 Well, I thought you were.
01:55:17 What did he say?
01:55:19 Real.
01:55:19 You can't say that.
01:55:22 Hugh Williams,
01:55:25 I don't give a crap about that.
01:55:31 Disclaimer the unfiltered and crude
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01:55:49 In this crazy world, we're snowflakes, applesauce and jabber critic.
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01:56:26 No jibber say, not even grandmas. Apple pie.
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01:57:02 We're pretty sure the Earth is round, but jabber, who cares?
01:57:05 Article de jabber cause why not parody and jabber our bread and butter?
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01:57:17 We might not be
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01:57:21 So in closing, if you've made it this far without getting your undies in a jibber,
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01:57:41 While flange rants live
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01:57:44 Bitches be trippin, bitches be trippin as above, so below.
01:57:48 Okay, bye.
01:57:50 All righty.
01:57:53 I hope that like this starry night.
01:57:55 You light up my sky. And.
01:58:05 Ladies and gentlemen,
01:58:06 let's get ready to.
01:58:13 Rumble I hope that you ready to rumble.
01:58:16 I hope you're ready to rumble.
01:58:19 All right.
01:58:19 You light up my sky.
01:58:22 You lean in closer.
01:58:23 And my heart starts to play down I heard you side.
01:58:28 You know I love that sound. Hey.
01:58:30 Bouncing off my booty cheeks I love the way he rides
01:58:35 I can hardly breathe.
01:58:37 When he's pumping deep inside I kiss him on his neck and then he kisses.
01:58:42 What does he call him? Daddy while I holler.
01:58:45 Man, that boy's so damn good looking.
01:58:48 Look, what did he say?
01:58:52 We made love and then he kissed me.
01:58:55 I don't want it to end.
01:58:57 Every day we spend together, I fall more into him.
01:59:01 Therefore he takes my breath away I can't find the words to say.
01:59:06 So I wrote this little. No.
01:59:08 Kiss it, seal it.
01:59:09 So you know I've got some time.
01:59:12 If you've got some time too.
01:59:14 You've been on my mind. Baby.
01:59:16 Let me remind you I'll let you down
01:59:21 I can't get up I'm stuck in your love.
01:59:24 That's fine with me.
01:59:26 Nowhere else I want to be.
01:59:28 He's bouncing off my booty cheeks I love the way he rides
01:59:33 I can hardly breathe.
01:59:35 When he's pumping deep inside.
01:59:37 I kiss him on his neck.
01:59:39 In many cases on my bosom froze. So.
01:59:48 The one thing
01:59:48 of Mount Rushmore is they are not ranked one through four.
01:59:52 It is just, oh, they're all for Mount Rushmore of gay country bands.
01:59:57 Draw you folks in Mount Rushmore sets that guy Dixon Dallas.
02:00:02 Dixon. Dallas.
02:00:05 That's the only one.
02:00:06 Dixon. No.
02:00:07 One. Dixon. Dallas.
02:00:10 What about just men's penises?
02:00:15 A set of balls.
02:00:16 Mount Rushmore, Mount Rushmore of man's penises.
02:00:19 Rushmore of sets.
02:00:20 I would say never want to be testicles.
02:00:24 A set of balls.
02:00:24 Good one. Well, they're not one through four.
02:00:27 They're just ranked the four. No, they're not.
02:00:29 And, game set, match game, set and match.
02:00:32 That'd be one.
02:00:35 So balls.
02:00:40 Tennis TV.
02:00:42 Oh, that's a set. Tennis suck.
02:00:44 So that wouldn't be a on a mount Rushmore of tennis sucks, but, oh, I would.
02:00:49 A TV set that counts is that penises?
02:00:51 Penises don't have a chess set.
02:00:54 What makes it a set?
02:00:57 What?
02:00:57 It is.
02:00:58 It's like a thing. Like a dick.
02:01:01 You have to have more. More than two.
02:01:03 I think you have to have more than two.
02:01:04 The Mandelbrot set.
02:01:12 Ooh, I like a good Mandelbrot set.
02:01:13 Okay, okay. Two. Okay.
02:01:15 Television balls.
02:01:17 Television. Mandelbrot set.
02:01:19 What's what's number four?
02:01:23 Divorce settlement.
02:01:26 That's a set.
02:01:27 I don't know.
02:01:29 Legendary rapper and mogul about set up whose real name is Sean Carter.
02:01:33 Oh, no. Civil lawsuit is accusing him of.
02:01:36 Wait.
02:01:36 His real name is Sean Carter, and his real name is Sean Combs.
02:01:41 He raped her.
02:01:41 Or had or had consensual sex.
02:01:43 Which one was it?
02:01:45 Duke William, girl with Sean Diddy Combs says he raped. I.
02:01:50 The suit claims the alleged assault happened after the.
02:01:53 Wow, he looks like
02:01:55 he just went through brain surgery or something.
02:01:57 Or is he? Yeah. Okay.
02:02:00 No. The Video Music Awards in 2000,
02:02:04 the year Jay-Z was nominated for Big Pimpin,
02:02:07 the mogul husband of megastar Beyonce calling the accusation heinous.
02:02:11 Now his lawyers also firing back if she was there, unless she was there.
02:02:16 The lawsuit was reported as their breaking news.
02:02:19 Beyonce was their longtime friend and an unnamed celebrity.
02:02:23 A how old was?
02:02:24 How old was she filed name?
02:02:26 Allegedly a Jay-Z.
02:02:28 There is nothing unusual about the timing, other than the fact that the client
02:02:31 authorized us to amend the lawsuit and name, Jay-Z as a defendant.
02:02:36 The anonymous woman, who was 13 at the time,
02:02:39 described in the lawsuit as being drugged and raped at MTV VMAs afterparty.
02:02:43 And we know, we know how they did the drugging.
02:02:45 Now, according to the suit, I don't think Jay-Z would need a drug
02:02:48 that made a 13 year old just a rape before she says she was raped by Jay-Z.
02:02:53 You know what I mean? As an unnamed female?
02:02:56 Oh, okay. I can see that now.
02:02:58 Jay-Z was there and he was like,
02:03:01 it's a man letter suggested.
02:03:03 He was like, no, no, tell me first.
02:03:05 She's a this kind of demand.
02:03:06 She's on a daily basis across the United States.
02:03:10 The lawyer's name is Tony Buzbee.
02:03:11 To take the focus off of the alleged perpetrator.
02:03:15 I bet it used to be Busby Berkeley.
02:03:17 Intimidate us.
02:03:17 Busby Berkeley
02:03:18 is if Sean Combs remains behind bars awaiting trial on various federal charges,
02:03:22 including sex trafficking, which he has pleaded not guilty,
02:03:25 which he allegedly is running the entire jail now,
02:03:29 which Combs his attorneys have dismissed as shamelessly.
02:03:31 Oh yeah, he stunts.
02:03:34 And Chloe,
02:03:34 we don't know the identity of the accuser, which was the crux of a filing today.
02:03:38 That's exactly right, Lester.
02:03:40 The accuser is currently listed
02:03:41 as Jane Doe in the lawsuit, but that's a set of rapists.
02:03:45 His attorney filed a motion demanding bunch of fathers
02:03:47 with daughters needed, even though just once completely dismissed.
02:03:51 Now, if you name your daughter Jane Doe, you're
02:03:53 kind of setting yourself up for some anonymity in her life now.
02:03:56 An adult could come forward identity on her own, less claim, a loss.
02:04:01 Thank you.
02:04:03 Honey, I'm sorry. She.
02:04:04 So the newscaster was the one that was raped by Jay-Z?
02:04:07 Yeah. So she looked older.
02:04:10 She AP
02:04:13 some 40.
02:04:14 Jessica Brady, go.
02:04:19 I don't know, it
02:04:19 says we've talked about a very famous set and it's one of my favorite sets.
02:04:23 I guess it would be online.
02:04:24 It would be my number four on Mount Rushmore.
02:04:26 Would be conjoined twins.
02:04:28 And my favorite conjoined twins would be Abby and Brittany Hensel.
02:04:31 They're a set.
02:04:32 Oh, yeah, we have.
02:04:33 So it's one of them. Get married.
02:04:36 It's black screen for me. Can you see it?
02:04:39 Yeah, I can see.
02:04:40 That's weird,
02:04:42 I can't screen. What is that?
02:04:44 Well, not.
02:04:44 It's if you can see it, I just I can't for some reason.
02:04:47 It doesn't matter. I was their marriage coming along?
02:04:50 When I went to
02:04:51 high school, there was, I think three black people.
02:04:54 Oh, I missed the best.
02:04:56 That was. Yeah. So this was updated.
02:04:58 So conjoined twins Abby and Brittany Hensel appear.
02:05:02 I can read it on the color husband in rare home life, I think.
02:05:05 So it's interesting that the headline almost indicates
02:05:09 that Abby and Brittany Hensel appear in photo with with husband like.
02:05:14 Like their husband like their.
02:05:16 Yeah, but technically, Abby is the one married to him.
02:05:20 Technically.
02:05:22 Because before there's nothing to about real.
02:05:25 Well, you can't you can't legally married two people at once, right?
02:05:29 But you technically can't separate them at this point. So.
02:05:32 Yeah, right.
02:05:34 They were trying to get around and also the, the incest angle
02:05:38 because technically, if they have a if they have sex, it's so hold on.
02:05:41 If it's incest you don't need to add the angle.
02:05:44 It doesn't matter which angle. Incest is bad and gay.
02:05:48 But but I was honest, Your Honor.
02:05:50 We were doing a doggy style, so it's okay.
02:05:54 That's conjoined conjoined twins out.
02:05:56 Brady and Heavy Hensel appear
02:05:57 to be living their best married life with former husband Josh Bolling, though.
02:06:01 Abby and Josh so sad though.
02:06:02 Abby and Josh have been married since 2001,
02:06:05 it wasn't until March of this year that news of their nuptials were confirmed
02:06:10 and they began sharing photos of their special moment.
02:06:12 Now, through the twins.
02:06:15 Now, though, the twins, 34, have become more private since their days on TLC.
02:06:20 Abby and Brittany, which ran for seasons.
02:06:22 Whatever.
02:06:23 Who gives a shit
02:06:24 to up?
02:06:27 I'll be right back.
02:06:28 I have to go find a new chapter.
02:06:31 I'm right here.
02:06:32 Last.
02:06:32 Last month, Josh updated his Facebook profile to be with one of him
02:06:37 with the twins.
02:06:38 A cozy selfie in which they are all smiling year to year, posing outside
02:06:41 of what appears to be a suburban home from what is publicly available.
02:06:46 Josh had not previously made any of his profile photos to feature
02:06:50 his wife and her twin.
02:06:53 Yeah, allegedly.
02:06:54 And most recent were instead photos of his time in the Army.
02:06:59 Recently, he has also been sharing some glimpses
02:07:02 of his home life, particularly some videos in the kitchen, crafting up
02:07:05 some coffee, using a French press and some homemade sourdough as well.
02:07:09 What a fucking queer.
02:07:10 So which one is he married to?
02:07:15 The retarded looking one, he says in October.
02:07:18 In an October 6th,
02:07:20 an impressive video in which he showed off a perfectly scored pumpkin.
02:07:23 So who gives a fuck about a sour dough?
02:07:26 What is going on with this relationship?
02:07:29 How like, how does that work?
02:07:32 Are they knocked up yet?
02:07:34 Yeah.
02:07:34 If he comes inside of them, does he come inside?
02:07:36 Both of them.
02:07:40 If they orgasm together, if she flicks her being, does her sister like, moan
02:07:46 make them happy couple
02:07:47 they I think that's I think he's got a daughter
02:07:51 obviously.
02:07:53 Or it could just be the flower girl.
02:07:56 I'm creeped out by the whole thing.
02:07:58 So he's he's seen, taking pictures on both sides of them, remember?
02:08:03 We kind of thought before that they were they were trying to edge the one out
02:08:07 because they were trying to go, oh, no, no, he only married the one
02:08:10 because he can't he can't marry them both and they can't marry.
02:08:13 They can't.
02:08:16 The incestuous nature.
02:08:18 Right
02:08:20 now, there's no these are not like that.
02:08:22 And he's on both sides of them.
02:08:25 Both sides.
02:08:26 Yeah.
02:08:28 What do you make of that?
02:08:30 Dear Fletcher, I don't want to make anything of that.
02:08:33 I want to make a way for him.
02:08:35 I fell in love with a beautiful girl, and she's my soulmate.
02:08:39 Unfortunately, she's
02:08:40 attached to another girl.
02:08:43 I want to marry her, but unfortunately, it looks like I have to marry them both.
02:08:46 What do I do?
02:08:49 Here, flesh.
02:08:52 Signed.
02:08:53 Fucking weirdo.
02:08:54 Who asked? Pledging.
02:08:57 I'm sure they're beautiful souls
02:09:00 know he fell in love with their personality.
02:09:03 Obviously.
02:09:05 Personalities. There is.
02:09:07 There's a set of them.
02:09:09 This kind of weird fetish.
02:09:11 I want a pair of breasts.
02:09:13 Is that a complete set?
02:09:15 I think they only have two breasts between the two of.
02:09:19 And potent uses boobs?
02:09:23 Oh, no.
02:09:23 A set of breasts that that
02:09:26 the rack would give if you could give your wife two mouths.
02:09:31 And they are. They both talk, though.
02:09:33 I didn't think of that. Never mind.
02:09:34 No. Shut up. Yeah. They don't have to.
02:09:38 They don't have to I.
02:09:40 That's adorable.
02:09:43 Listen, wife.
02:09:44 No, you don't have to talk.
02:09:46 No. No, I never thought that's going to be voluntary.
02:09:50 I never thought of that.
02:09:52 Yeah.
02:09:52 Just see what why?
02:09:54 I just say, why are you talking
02:09:56 like I.
02:10:02 I, I can always calm her down.
02:10:04 You know?
02:10:04 I just tell her she's being irrational.
02:10:07 She'll just whack. Yes.
02:10:09 When I call, I tell you, I say you're stupid, basically,
02:10:13 because there's nothing left to do right there.
02:10:16 Reply is stop it. Oh stop it.
02:10:19 What do you do, baby?
02:10:21 Which just proves how
02:10:24 baby.
02:10:26 Say a girl.
02:10:28 You're going to make me hit the button.
02:10:29 What the dog doing?
02:10:31 Dog doing.
02:10:35 What is the dog doing?
02:10:42 So a little bit of a shoehorn
02:10:43 here, but, because of the set, you heard it in.
02:10:46 My wife and I both served in the military.
02:10:49 When she returned from Egypt 19 months ago.
02:10:53 She dropped a bomb on me, saying she didn't want me to be.
02:10:56 She didn't want to be married anymore.
02:10:58 She said she had settled for second best
02:11:02 all her life, and that's what she had done with me.
02:11:06 She went on to say, there's
02:11:09 she knows there's someone
02:11:10 better out there than me, and she's going to find him.
02:11:13 All evidence points to an affair, which she denies
02:11:16 constant trips out of town, emails and phone calls.
02:11:19 We are now living paycheck to paycheck.
02:11:21 We have no more savings, and I'm paying all the expenses
02:11:24 when it comes to the kids.
02:11:26 She retired a year ago and refuses to get a job worthy of her experience.
02:11:31 The worst part is our kids have suffered.
02:11:35 We have been separated ever since she got back, she says.
02:11:38 Our kids aren't worth her trying to save our marriage.
02:11:43 Our close friends and family are still shocked, but no one more than me.
02:11:47 It has been a struggle which almost caused me to have a breakdown.
02:11:51 Everything is now.
02:11:52 Everything I do is now lessen the impact.
02:11:55 Everything I do now is to lessen the impact on our kids.
02:11:58 What advice can you offer for me saying trying to cope in Virginia,
02:12:03 struggling to cope?
02:12:04 So bootstraps all yourself together.
02:12:08 Stop telling me about some sort of mental breakdown.
02:12:13 Get your ass together.
02:12:15 You've got kids to think about.
02:12:16 Obviously you're thinking about it because that's the big problem here. The,
02:12:23 your wife returning from Egypt is not the problem.
02:12:27 You are.
02:12:31 Excuse me? You.
02:12:33 I was I was trying to reach for the mute, but I couldn't
02:12:36 get in time.
02:12:43 Breaking news.
02:12:44 This just in
02:12:47 Syria has fallen.
02:12:50 I do think that was a couple days ago, but.
02:12:54 But there's a number of ways.
02:12:56 We're a weekly show.
02:12:57 We're like the Reader's Digest version. You know, the news, correct.
02:12:59 A month later, in a small town. Yeah.
02:13:01 No, a new regime of Syria means and Assad is gone.
02:13:05 So I guess there's really no sure.
02:13:09 So here is the new leader on the left.
02:13:11 There.
02:13:12 Let's learn.
02:13:12 Let's learn a bit about him, about Muhammad Ali.
02:13:15 Joni's road to Damascus has been long.
02:13:18 He's talked openly about his change along the way.
02:13:21 Along the way from a young al-Qaida fighter.
02:13:24 Wait,
02:13:26 what?
02:13:28 Who was al-Qaida?
02:13:29 Join the local military.
02:13:31 What's wrong with me?
02:13:32 Congratulations, al-Qaida.
02:13:33 You've taken over the country.
02:13:37 Yeah, I don't know.
02:13:37 I just think
02:13:40 I don't think it's really a great thing.
02:13:42 I'm not saying Assad was great, but
02:13:45 Syria has been
02:13:47 in the allegiance of him for a long time.
02:13:51 So when you say the allegiance of doom, what I hear is doesn't
02:13:54 have a central bank.
02:13:56 I hear the if you look at what
02:14:00 was like in the 90s, there were like seven, ten countries
02:14:03 that didn't have a central bank right then.
02:14:06 They were known as the axis of evil.
02:14:09 Oh yeah, it would be, evil as well.
02:14:11 We lost all. Think there's only three left.
02:14:14 I think there's only North Korea, Iran and, well, Syria.
02:14:17 But probably not any more. Rami
02:14:21 and if you see NATO trying to get in there,
02:14:22 they're not trying to get in there to free people. And I'm not saying that.
02:14:25 I mean, there may be political or sociological views
02:14:30 being there, societal reasons why they need Yemen
02:14:33 helped the Sudan.
02:14:38 Do you know how close Syria is to the Ukraine?
02:14:41 Yugoslavia? No.
02:14:43 Czechoslovakia? No.
02:14:46 What was the one
02:14:48 Afghanistan into?
02:14:50 This is going to help Israel out more than anyone.
02:14:55 That's all we do is help Israel out.
02:14:58 Comments. Anyone?
02:14:59 No. Okay.
02:15:01 Yeah.
02:15:01 We send $80 trillion to Beijing every year and our taxes.
02:15:08 Why are we doing that?
02:15:10 Why are we doing that?
02:15:12 Are we doing that?
02:15:13 Holy shit.
02:15:21 What?
02:15:22 Why would we send our enemy all this money?
02:15:27 Oh, yeah, because we owe it to them.
02:15:36 Interest on our debts.
02:15:38 You're going to say. All right.
02:15:40 Breaking news.
02:15:42 This just in.
02:15:46 Apparently, they have caught.
02:15:47 They have caught the, insurance CEO killer, Pennsylvania,
02:15:52 arraigned on unrelated felony gun charges and lying about his identity.
02:15:58 We have a strong person of interest
02:16:03 in the shooting, and strong shook up.
02:16:06 Oh, shout out to our down, people.
02:16:08 Subway crime down there.
02:16:10 Just outright down syndrome was city last week
02:16:15 five days after United Healthcare CEO down syndrome.
02:16:18 I assume everyone has Down's syndrome and
02:16:22 I'm not surprised, but I'm a little concerned
02:16:24 about how many people are siding with the killer on this one.
02:16:27 Yeah, it's kind of weird.
02:16:28 I also feel like they had a dress shot.
02:16:32 They had a lookalike contest.
02:16:34 I don't know where. I don't know the background.
02:16:36 I don't know why it happened, but I saw a clip of it on another show
02:16:38 and they were just lining up and they were judging.
02:16:40 They were dressed up.
02:16:42 They had the hoodie on the mask,
02:16:43 the sunglasses, and they were dressed up like this.
02:16:45 Freaking.
02:16:46 I forgot to call them the CEO killer.
02:16:49 The shooter.
02:16:51 No, he hasn't had the UFC killed
02:16:53 the UFC, the dead guy that's even hosting killer UCF.
02:16:58 I don't
02:16:59 he was a CEO of a company with three letters,
02:17:03 the CEO of a company
02:17:04 that paid out the least amount in insurance.
02:17:08 The least amount? Yeah.
02:17:11 And did you see they found
02:17:13 they found an inscription on the shell casings
02:17:17 and it's an enhanced shooter?
02:17:20 No, I think it was part.
02:17:23 Oh, it was definitely do the shell casings had what insurers say
02:17:27 about delay to post deny or something like that.
02:17:31 There's three words that they say.
02:17:33 That's how they deal with, you know, like
02:17:36 poor people that said three words.
02:17:39 It's a set set.
02:17:40 There's a set
02:17:43 more than
02:17:45 just it has to be more.
02:17:46 It has to be more than two other.
02:17:47 I think people would disagree because as you can have a set
02:17:51 name to set with two set of balls.
02:17:53 And, you know, I said, exactly.
02:17:57 I missed the best.
02:17:58 I got a set.
02:17:59 I got to retain my Mount Rushmore.
02:18:01 Yes. You have two balls, a drum set,
02:18:05 I don't know.
02:18:06 Yeah, I call it a kit, though.
02:18:09 You call it a kit?
02:18:10 What are you, freaking fish?
02:18:12 I, I assume everyone has down syndrome.
02:18:15 A kit is something that, football.
02:18:17 I assume every British person is gay. Wow.
02:18:22 Because they talk.
02:18:23 Because they talk good and talk charisma.
02:18:27 Yes. I mean, who wouldn't?
02:18:30 They are friends.
02:18:31 Shawn Michaels.
02:18:34 Hey, that sounds just like the kid videos.
02:18:36 Background noise.
02:18:37 Yeah. Oh.
02:18:41 Who is this?
02:18:42 Gwar?
02:18:43 Oh, not in.
02:19:04 There.
02:19:05 What did.
02:19:07 Oh! We're in Rumble!
02:19:07 No, I can play this.
02:19:10 Where are they?
02:19:10 Where are they both dead because they're just old.
02:19:13 Other one was an alcoholic.
02:19:14 And the other one, was, I think, pills, both steroids.
02:19:20 Were they giant?
02:19:21 I mean, larger than or was it just the camera angle?
02:19:29 All right.
02:19:33 Oh, I think they're both dead.
02:19:36 Oh. Wait, I know you know that.
02:19:38 You know, they're both dead and nobody else does.
02:19:42 I suspect you give me a crime.
02:19:48 You'd be dead, but I
02:19:50 so I also,
02:19:55 I yeah.
02:19:57 Oh, give it up for quite.
02:20:01 Oh, I love oh oh, yes.
02:20:11 People, people ask me. Hey,
02:20:16 how do I find my happiness?
02:20:20 In the world, you know?
02:20:24 But just a happy, happy, happy big guy.
02:20:26 Oh, yes. Look at that, a happy big.
02:20:28 Oh, to have the dog or just a happy, happy, happy.
02:20:35 Well, if you if you are bring happiness
02:20:39 in the inner world.
02:20:40 The first secret is the first, most, most unhappiness is first.
02:20:46 Secret is not to worry about your beard.
02:20:48 Just let it fucking go.
02:20:50 Because, you know, I think it's just the right.
02:20:52 Like you're always wanting something.
02:20:55 Yeah, stuff.
02:20:57 And people are always just turn against suffering a lot of stuff.
02:21:00 That's good.
02:21:01 One big bad first, and then they get married
02:21:04 because their fancy house is, look happy.
02:21:08 It's fast.
02:21:08 Ashton first cousin
02:21:11 Brian card.
02:21:12 Wait, how can a pair of you
02:21:15 Ryan says.
02:21:16 Oh, actually. Okay, he corrected it.
02:21:19 Rather a pair is two while a set is three.
02:21:22 Yes, I don't want this is more,
02:21:25 you know, have a pair individually,
02:21:28 in a pair set in a stack or a
02:21:33 or like in the case of rice
02:21:35 or water, you just get a bunch of it.
02:21:39 Yeah. Right.
02:21:39 Because isn't that how cards go? That's how cards go.
02:21:41 As though this a is it like, fewer and less.
02:21:48 Less is fewer.
02:21:51 However,
02:21:53 look at that.
02:21:54 People have faster house and fewer are less.
02:21:58 Oh, they're closer.
02:22:01 Well, if you just stop wanting.
02:22:02 Let's go.
02:22:04 Full stop. It's incredible.
02:22:06 I'm happy.
02:22:06 You're just saying.
02:22:07 Hey, look, the stuff I got, I got, I got stuff is pretty cool.
02:22:10 I got stuff and, And then you start thinking about people.
02:22:16 Then we got the kind of stuff you got.
02:22:17 They got less stuff.
02:22:18 They got no stuff.
02:22:19 And then you go, hey, yes, I do have stuff.
02:22:24 And then this thing for garbage,
02:22:27 you help those people who don't have stuff has some stuff.
02:22:31 You don't.
02:22:31 This guy is actually really, really smart.
02:22:33 Happy.
02:22:34 I know people get stuff now and they get stuff there.
02:22:37 I have this particular guys stuff in it.
02:22:39 Comedian well, it's pretty good.
02:22:41 Stand good is it people is all right.
02:22:44 If you say so. I'm happy for better people.
02:22:46 Oh it is so good, so relatable.
02:22:49 Like it.
02:22:49 May I ask then why is him going hey, web DVD way better than his comedy?
02:22:58 The level is even if you DVD with DVD, that's what people want.
02:23:01 If he thinks about it, writes actual jokes, is okay,
02:23:06 but it doesn't have nearly the views that you even DVD.
02:23:11 I like to see the DVD.
02:23:12 It is everybody else's table. I don't know,
02:23:15 I think, oh son, it's making him talk like that.
02:23:17 I can actually smell that garbage.
02:23:20 Oh, I sent you a hunting video
02:23:23 and I can tell you why people watch it.
02:23:27 Fast forward to the 14 minute
02:23:31 and 42 second mark.
02:23:34 Yeah, yeah.
02:23:34 Oh, I'm just seeing all these videos now.
02:23:38 I'll play the other video that would mash up.
02:23:41 I'd love to.
02:23:42 I really would.
02:23:46 Hi guys.
02:23:49 Hi, guys.
02:23:51 It's the kid.
02:23:53 He had a good clip on the first one.
02:23:54 The rumors that I have a
02:23:57 I've heard some some rumors that I have a mullet.
02:24:00 It's not a mullet. I promise.
02:24:02 I do not have a movie.
02:24:04 I don't want a boy.
02:24:08 What are the bills?
02:24:10 I mean, why do you think they should?
02:24:12 That's why.
02:24:14 Do you think people watch for her?
02:24:16 Yeah, but you made me watch this 28 minute video.
02:24:20 And she doesn't show her boobs again until at least, like, 26 minutes.
02:24:24 Yes. Correct. For the last two minutes.
02:24:26 Right. So she.
02:24:28 I believe she's an actual real Texas hunter.
02:24:33 She is a real Texas hunter,
02:24:34 but not on her last day.
02:24:37 I think she might be just
02:24:39 using her boobs to get views. I don't.
02:24:42 I'm sorry for being such a skeptic and ruining everything, but
02:24:47 I think that's why I sent it to you.
02:24:51 Here's the the money shot, if you will.
02:24:53 I can't think of anything else to call it
02:24:57 now. It's the money shots we.
02:25:03 Yeah, it's pretty good.
02:25:09 Okay.
02:25:13 Okay.
02:25:15 And I may have went too slow.
02:25:21 Yeah.
02:25:22 Sounds to me
02:25:25 I had one.
02:25:29 Yeah, let's do another one.
02:25:30 Let's do another one.
02:25:33 Okay.
02:25:33 It's like now I'm all the way into hunting.
02:25:36 I'm a big of account are.
02:25:40 I'm sure those are real
02:25:43 draw.
02:25:44 I think we are really there.
02:25:46 Those are definitely real low.
02:25:49 Shoot I think these are, these are natural same
02:25:51 that you're shown earlier right before I went to post.
02:25:53 No. Same one today, but not the one from before. Oh.
02:25:59 What these are these are real tits.
02:26:01 The whole stretchmarks.
02:26:02 That was the word salad.
02:26:06 The same one from today, but not from before.
02:26:09 Right? Right.
02:26:11 Sure.
02:26:12 Also in spades.
02:26:13 To set the other team is another way of Ukraine.
02:26:15 As in euchre. Thank you for watching the show.
02:26:18 Oh. Oh, I'm set. Match.
02:26:21 What is that
02:26:23 game? Set, match.
02:26:24 That's set.
02:26:25 What is set? What is set?
02:26:27 Our tennis professional.
02:26:28 What is set?
02:26:29 I mean in that a set of six games.
02:26:31 So the group of games okay.
02:26:34 So they're calling six a set.
02:26:37 So they would go for first
02:26:39 the six go in by two sets of 11 I yeah.
02:26:47 Oh yeah. The.
02:26:52 The team. So.
02:26:56 Three stage two.
02:26:57 Stop.
02:26:58 I don't think you understand what breasts are for a few sets.
02:27:03 Just.
02:27:06 Oh, right.
02:27:11 And. Pretend to be.
02:27:19 Little.
02:27:20 That's a pretty good. Great. Let's go check it out.
02:27:22 That's a pretty good group.
02:27:25 Look at that set.
02:27:26 Or if you see why I'm in the hunting now.
02:27:30 No. All right, let's do it again, y'all.
02:27:33 Let's do it again.
02:27:37 All right, here we go.
02:27:40 Shake those a little higher.
02:27:41 Is anyone else about her husband?
02:27:44 No, no. Where are you?
02:27:46 She has a husband.
02:27:49 Why are you gay?
02:27:52 I'm just.
02:27:53 Yeah, because I noticed.
02:27:54 I see, I did, I watched the video, I noticed right about.
02:28:00 Where is it?
02:28:00 What are you good.
02:28:05 She clearly has a husband.
02:28:08 Otherwise, how could she afford all these nice things?
02:28:10 Yeah, she could hear the husband. Look at her.
02:28:11 Oh. Good point.
02:28:14 Women could not possibly afford that.
02:28:17 And I'm sure her husband supports.
02:28:20 Yeah, something.
02:28:21 Somebody is giving her the ability to have this free time to master this sport.
02:28:25 Correct? I'm mistaken.
02:28:27 This is probably paying for everything.
02:28:29 This boob shot right here is paying for everything.
02:28:31 Yeah. Yeah, man. Lying.
02:28:33 Look at that for him anymore.
02:28:35 Yeah. Correct.
02:28:37 That is exposed flesh that doesn't usually get exposed.
02:28:41 I'm so excited.
02:28:42 We've got so much work to put in
02:28:44 to the gun range, but it's gonna be freaking awesome.
02:28:46 Find your headphones to see. Lots of gun range.
02:28:48 Yes, all the shots are like that.
02:28:51 She talks down.
02:28:52 I don't like these kind of types.
02:28:54 They pushing her into her boob is not a set right now.
02:28:56 Her boob is like a boob.
02:28:58 It's coming soon. You know.
02:29:00 All right, so we just came out here to this little makeshift range.
02:29:04 We've got a hay bale here.
02:29:06 Oh, we are going to put some kind of on a horse face that you.
02:29:12 Like she she even apples on the fence.
02:29:14 What?
02:29:20 All right.
02:29:20 She's.
02:29:24 All right.
02:29:25 Y'all have got a little Ruger 22 here.
02:29:27 We are going to send some rounds down range
02:29:30 and see how we do.
02:29:40 See, I want to like it,
02:29:42 but now I'm just getting irritated. I'm.
02:29:56 How come?
02:29:56 Her back of her arm was jiggling, but her boobs weren't.
02:30:02 Perfect.
02:30:10 I guess they're jiggling.
02:30:12 I just didn't notice it. Oh.
02:30:22 I like how they're not even showing, like.
02:30:23 All right, well, she's shooting.
02:30:25 Oh, like they're just shooting.
02:30:27 Okay, they're really at that.
02:30:28 They're supposedly gun shoots a little bit low.
02:30:30 So I use these two rounds to figure out, you know, my up and down.
02:30:35 And then I use these right up and down.
02:30:37 My up and down is a professional, by the way, as, what's what's shit.
02:30:43 I forgot the saying.
02:30:46 And blow, you know.
02:30:48 And then I know that's not your lesson, right. Oh.
02:30:53 Professional.
02:30:54 Yeah.
02:30:55 Because they don't show a single time of her in real time shooting the target
02:31:00 or so at that distance, the gun shoots a little bit less.
02:31:03 It looks like the same round.
02:31:04 Figure out it is. Is this.
02:31:06 No. My up and down.
02:31:08 And then I use these course you know my up and down like such as
02:31:13 I did.
02:31:13 Shit.
02:31:18 I had all the time to find it.
02:31:19 And now, dude, I don't understand. It was there.
02:31:22 All right, too late. These are my last shots, so that too.
02:31:24 That automatically means there's.
02:31:26 That matters. Bad. Wrong.
02:31:29 Why do you think this is?
02:31:33 I personally believe
02:31:34 that, yes, Americans are unable to do so because,
02:31:39 some people out there in our nation don't have balance.
02:31:44 And, I believe that our education like, such as, like, such as matter
02:31:49 is like gravity.
02:31:50 It's such as in South Africa and, die rock everywhere.
02:31:54 Like, so just like such as like such as.
02:31:58 And I believe that they should,
02:32:01 our education over here and then us should help the U.S.
02:32:05 I should help South Africa.
02:32:07 It should help the Iraq in the Asian countries.
02:32:10 So we will be able to build up our future.
02:32:13 All right.
02:32:14 Thank you very much. Like such as? Like
02:32:18 like such as such.
02:32:19 The motherfuckers. I nearly the time.
02:32:22 No surprise.
02:32:23 They gave us a quick reload.
02:32:25 We're killing it. Yeah.
02:32:26 Go read your phrasing and badass chop chop kind of block.
02:32:29 It's like that was these guys on the left.
02:32:31 The finger kick back with my feet up.
02:32:32 A puppy shouts to the puppy, cute, but gets stuck in the back of the boat.
02:32:37 Come in here.
02:32:38 The nose is watching the make the truck in the back of the car. Whoa!
02:32:41 Sunset Boulevard, your dad
02:32:44 from Japan.
02:32:45 Look, woman, you should grab your man.
02:32:46 Because if he gets too close, then abandon him in.
02:32:50 Okay.
02:32:51 Yeah.
02:32:52 So I did forget last week.
02:32:55 It was.
02:32:56 It's a new month.
02:32:58 Yes. And, with this, are you on your period?
02:33:01 No. One month, is it?
02:33:03 We need a we day.
02:33:04 What month is it?
02:33:05 Bumper. We'll get one eventually.
02:33:06 But, what month is it?
02:33:10 So we just Google what month is it?
02:33:11 And we come up with awareness days.
02:33:14 I need an app to tell me what month it is.
02:33:16 Unfortunately, today is the last day
02:33:19 of the 16 days of action against domestic violence.
02:33:23 Yeah.
02:33:23 This is, camp Global kick.
02:33:25 Global campaign aim.
02:33:28 They can't I don't and trust them.
02:33:30 She's been hit in the head too much.
02:33:32 She can't they can't even figure out when a month is.
02:33:34 It starts at the 25th and ends the 10th.
02:33:36 Right.
02:33:37 Where's boxing gloves?
02:33:38 She looks like she's she's taking she wants the violence to come her way.
02:33:42 Yeah.
02:33:42 Why don't we take a timeout?
02:33:43 So why don't we take a time out from the violence?
02:33:47 Yeah, but in three minutes, you better be fucking ready because it's time in bitch.
02:33:52 And you in the United Kingdom there.
02:33:54 December 1st through the 31st.
02:33:55 The entire month.
02:33:56 December Beard is an annual fund raising awareness
02:33:59 campaign that encourages individuals to grow beards through the month.
02:34:03 If you come and take support, let's say, to to support what?
02:34:08 They don't show the rest of this to support, I would assume
02:34:11 something like Propecia or bald women's bowel cancer.
02:34:16 Why would the beard.
02:34:19 I've never seen a person with a beard.
02:34:21 And what? Oh yeah, a bowel cancer.
02:34:23 Have you heard about cancer with the beard on their fucking bowels?
02:34:28 I don't know,
02:34:29 I guess it's close to their mouth and their mouth is attached to their bowels.
02:34:33 I'm not a beard.
02:34:34 I don't know, all right?
02:34:36 Entire month is, toys for tots, gifts, safe toys and gifts month.
02:34:40 Never. Nine. Toys are toys. Safe toys and gifts month.
02:34:43 Not toys for tots.
02:34:44 What did I read that was an annual observance dedicated
02:34:47 to promoting the safety of toys and gifts for children particular.
02:34:52 Oh, particularly, let's
02:34:54 they lead you.
02:34:55 That's the leading word here, particularly during the holiday season.
02:34:59 It serves as a reminder to parents, caregivers, and gift givers to choose
02:35:03 age appropriate and safe toys to ensure the well-being
02:35:06 of young recipients.
02:35:10 Amazing.
02:35:13 December 10th today,
02:35:14 International Animal Rights Day,
02:35:17 choose cruelty free once again.
02:35:20 I take this as a time out.
02:35:21 So for the other 364 days animals, it's all watch out.
02:35:25 Watch all my it's all eating.
02:35:27 The dogs are eating the cat.
02:35:29 Eat the cat.
02:35:32 Eat the cat.
02:35:35 All right.
02:35:35 It is also Human Rights Day today.
02:35:37 So once again they just lump them together.
02:35:41 It's like the opposite of the what is this right day,
02:35:44 international animal Rights Day and Human Rights Day.
02:35:47 It's not International Human Rights Day, but it's international animal rights to
02:35:51 that international is like huge when it comes to animal rights.
02:35:55 It's Wow.
02:35:57 You know why it is?
02:35:59 It's very hard for animals to gain citizenship,
02:36:03 right?
02:36:04 No. They just treat animals like shit in other countries, that's all.
02:36:07 Human rights, a national law.
02:36:10 They can't believe when we just let them roam around when their food.
02:36:14 Where's my beer?
02:36:14 National lager day fucking. I,
02:36:17 I am Maximus Decimus Meridius.
02:36:21 My name is. Yes.
02:36:26 While he's
02:36:27 going to get his beer and we'll come back for that toast,
02:36:30 You're not going to come out of this?
02:36:31 No, not in my.
02:36:36 Comments a real short crack of the beer.
02:36:38 I cracked my name. Jeff. You didn't?
02:36:40 I but I said it's a it's actually a it's actually a pilsner.
02:36:44 Anyway.
02:36:45 It's. No, no, no, I mean, it's not beer.
02:36:47 I don't know something else.
02:36:48 People have no idea.
02:36:51 One day.
02:36:53 Well, that was the last day. So.
02:36:55 Right. So right into the Segway.
02:36:56 So we have no comments this week because again we are shadow band all over.
02:37:01 Oh okay.
02:37:02 It's not because we have bad content, it's because of some conspiracy of the elite
02:37:06 rocking us that makes way more just a second
02:37:11 it wasn't.
02:37:12 We do have two new followers. We have.
02:37:15 We have
02:37:16 Justice Suzuki, these are followers.
02:37:20 Thank you for following us this week. Our channel. Yeah.
02:37:23 And we also have kind.
02:37:24 Oh I mental kind of like calling them out.
02:37:28 You're like doxing our fans.
02:37:30 Yeah I know, I know, I know one of those people.
02:37:34 She wrote the poem today.
02:37:36 When they follow us they're going to
02:37:39 I mean, if you show your picture online, I'm sorry.
02:37:41 You doxed yourself.
02:37:44 I'm just sharing.
02:37:44 It's like, hey, can you keep a secret?
02:37:46 Well, as much as you can.
02:37:49 Right.
02:37:51 That's always to be. Well. Hey, you fucker!
02:37:53 You gave away my secret. No. So did you.
02:37:56 Yeah, once you did it.
02:37:57 And if somebody says you can trust me, why would you believe that?
02:38:01 I have no reason to tell your secret.
02:38:02 But I also have no
02:38:05 but just to keep it myself.
02:38:08 Just. Is that the word I wanted to use there?
02:38:10 No crux word.
02:38:13 He said.
02:38:14 The word they said earlier that I had never heard before.
02:38:17 I don't think he said that right.
02:38:18 So happening in my chair.
02:38:27 They fooled me.
02:38:29 They did.
02:38:30 It wasn't my chair.
02:38:31 I missed the Seinfeld reference last week.
02:38:35 Did you have one every week? I had one.
02:38:37 I had sometimes several
02:38:40 friends.
02:38:42 So what do we got?
02:38:43 Yeah, because I got some news.
02:38:45 I got some news involving sets.
02:38:47 I got some recent breaking news, actually, I did that.
02:38:50 There's a button for that. Oh.
02:38:58 If I start closing things,
02:39:01 this just in.
02:39:05 Georgia at quarterback Carson Beckett has elbow injury,
02:39:08 but no timeline sets the up for no timeline.
02:39:12 Said that scooped up that on the final play of the half.
02:39:16 Try to make something happen at the hill ladder is it.
02:39:20 They're still going to get like oh, what are you doing?
02:39:24 Are you kidding me?
02:39:25 In the wild, frantic play, the fuck was that moment of the first half?
02:39:29 Frankly, Peck got hit and he's down hard.
02:39:32 Yeah.
02:39:33 You know, there was a play last week against Georgia Tech.
02:39:37 That night he got hit.
02:39:38 And I wondered at that moment if he was going to be okay.
02:39:42 And again, as he released his show it as he starts to they want,
02:39:48 you know, very similar whole.
02:39:58 Wow. You went in and out pretty fucking fast.
02:40:01 You're already back because he grabs his arm as he's throwing it
02:40:04 so it like cranks it funny.
02:40:08 Yes, it's arm set.
02:40:10 He wasn't set behind.
02:40:13 Got free.
02:40:14 It's bobbled around.
02:40:16 Scooped up the horns on the fucking like what do you do.
02:40:19 Like that's like your I guess like just going down.
02:40:22 But that's all right I guess you've been this guy like trying to chuck it up
02:40:25 to like I go with, you're just going to keep it on.
02:40:28 Well because time's up in the half, time's up in the half.
02:40:31 They got nothing to lose, frankly.
02:40:32 Oh, okay, I didn't notice he's down here. Yeah.
02:40:35 All right, I'm wrong.
02:40:36 Yeah, there was a well, I'm sorry I rephrase that.
02:40:38 There is something they could lose that he got a player for the year at that point
02:40:42 in his career. Well, they already happened.
02:40:45 Yeah.
02:40:46 Yeah.
02:40:46 But but it happened with them anyway because it was already at zero.
02:40:50 Okay.
02:40:52 It was all back to play.
02:40:54 You're right.
02:40:55 Most entertaining moment of the first half frankly.
02:40:58 Up hit.
02:40:59 All right. Next.
02:41:00 Oh. Then they ripped down the entire half. You fucking assholes.
02:41:03 They're there to. Are you not entertained?
02:41:06 I think the NFL is our modern gladiator.
02:41:08 My death.
02:41:10 Democratic governors could be am married
02:41:14 to this Marino they react to Trump could set the tone.
02:41:18 Great. We're fucked.
02:41:19 Michigan is fucked. Is all I heard.
02:41:21 And they're any meaning.
02:41:22 Democratic governors warn against Trump letting Trump and his administration
02:41:26 set the agenda as the party looks for a four way forward.
02:41:30 So they're going to drag literally all they have left
02:41:33 is this little coalition of a few freaking governors.
02:41:36 And it's scary because we happen to be in one of those states.
02:41:41 Yeah.
02:41:42 And I go in there, I don't care about politics until the boot is on my neck.
02:41:47 Then I get involved, which,
02:41:50 by the way, is too late.
02:41:52 Yeah.
02:41:53 By the way.
02:41:55 Hey, I do that.
02:41:57 It's. Can I say it?
02:41:59 Yeah. I don't know what it is. What is it? She's.
02:42:01 Man, didn't I put I posted that in.
02:42:03 I posted in the chat.
02:42:04 So, I asked anybody if they wanted to go out to eat to cheat cheese.
02:42:08 And everyone said what do you have a time machine?
02:42:09 And then I laid that on him and it was like.
02:42:13 What did he say at all?
02:42:16 Do you?
02:42:19 Fun fact when your food borne illness outbreak a problem wave?
02:42:22 What? That's not what it says.
02:42:26 20 years after closing all of its locations due to bankruptcy
02:42:29 and a foodborne illness outbreak, a popular Mexican restaurant is saying
02:42:33 to make a comeback.
02:42:34 Hormel foods owns the trademark, worked out a deal to bring Tiegs back to life.
02:42:38 After every location closed.
02:42:40 In 2004, four men of the founder of cheese, Michael
02:42:44 Mcdorman McDermott, owner of the Buffalo Bills.
02:42:47 Yeah, that doesn't sound like it's like a cheese.
02:42:51 Like, wait, no, he's not the Buffalo Bills.
02:42:53 That's your man. But whatever.
02:42:56 You don't think it's said in a press
02:42:57 release that he hopes to honor his family legacy by appropriation.
02:43:00 Classic Mexican restaurant with modern influence that means cheap
02:43:05 cheese brand was established in 1970s by Marino, Dorr, derm,
02:43:10 McDermott, McDermott and Max McGee, a former green Bay Packers player.
02:43:15 Oh the brand.
02:43:16 Oh, you're just making that up for fun.
02:43:18 The brand is more than it has.
02:43:20 More than two in its more than 200 locations would change ownership.
02:43:23 Several times in the next decades, restaurant businesses explains.
02:43:27 Wait, I thought they already were done.
02:43:30 So yeah, the the the name went around.
02:43:32 They never actually came back. But they've always been a grocery store brand.
02:43:35 Since you can still buy cheese salsa.
02:43:38 Oh no. Yeah, you're right, that
02:43:43 fun fact, you know, a cheap cheese is the original owner,
02:43:46 which they never mentioned any of these stories.
02:43:48 The cheese brand, established in 1948, was named after his wife
02:43:51 with the big boobies. Yeah.
02:43:53 600 more sickened by the outbreak, four people died, according to NBC.
02:43:58 So, see, I don't remember that.
02:44:00 I remember Monday nights, free food at cheese.
02:44:03 If you were in the bar, they had this.
02:44:05 I mean, it wasn't real food.
02:44:07 It was like, make your own little nuts or tacos and shit.
02:44:10 But honey, la casa was so good.
02:44:13 And that was before Casa was everywhere.
02:44:16 You go watch Monday Night Football,
02:44:18 drink real slow because, you know, I was broke, sucked down late, not suck down.
02:44:23 Nurse two beers for like, 3 or 4 hours as long as the game and
02:44:26 eat like a motherfucker is.
02:44:29 But I get it.
02:44:30 I understand this entire bottle.
02:44:32 And see,
02:44:33 we didn't really pay attention to the news,
02:44:34 and we were in 20, in our 20s, so didn't know those.
02:44:37 Before Chico's officially closed, Hormel Foods
02:44:40 bought the trademark and Hormel sucks the Mexican food.
02:44:44 Mexican foods under yeah brand.
02:44:47 Everything tastes like metal chili.
02:44:48 Exactly what you said.
02:44:49 Yeah, our hot dogs.
02:44:52 But you know what? I learned?
02:44:54 That, Cordoba, which I love $10 frickin chicken is owned by Jack in the box.
02:45:00 So I think some weird companies may be able to pull off some better restaurants
02:45:03 if they try. If they don't fuck with, they don't fuck with it.
02:45:06 Just bring it back like it was right.
02:45:08 It'll succeed.
02:45:11 Even the nostalgia of it.
02:45:12 I'm. I'm going. The first one that opens. I'm going.
02:45:17 Love it.
02:45:17 Love. Chichi.
02:45:19 Oh, Brady.
02:45:20 Brady's told me that all the original mom and pop companies
02:45:24 were all bought out by major conglomerates.
02:45:28 And that's pretty much true.
02:45:31 But some like, And then I think I came back with KitchenAid.
02:45:36 Used to be a good brand, and then a huge conglomerate bought out
02:45:41 KitchenAid for the brand name, and then they put the KitchenAid label on pieces.
02:45:45 The crap blenders and toasters crap.
02:45:48 Now KitchenAid is crap.
02:45:50 When I got a KitchenAid dishwasher still in the box
02:45:53 and, yeah, send it back to China where they go to diarrhea.
02:45:57 Shouldn't it wash your dishes?
02:45:59 It's been in a box though for like,
02:46:01 I bought it right before Covid because I was smart and I had rooms,
02:46:04 so anything that I would do,
02:46:05 I would need in the next five years when I, you know, the price would go up.
02:46:10 So I bought an extra car, an
02:46:11 extra dishwasher and an extra, I will say, our dishwasher conversation,
02:46:15 my dishwasher that's at the new house is like it there is.
02:46:20 I put similar items in there and I complained about the black specks
02:46:24 all over. Shit, there is not. There is no blacks.
02:46:26 Yeah, welcome to a dishwasher that works.
02:46:29 Isn't it fun?
02:46:31 Yeah. That's it.
02:46:32 More than one I love to just use.
02:46:34 I just put it back in and let it run again. But.
02:46:36 So if you do start doing that, you won't be aware though.
02:46:38 There's a trap in the bottom
02:46:39 that'll get full quick, just like it's the one in your sink.
02:46:42 I mean, it gets full of food quick. Yeah,
02:46:45 but I mean, it's not a thing.
02:46:48 Yes, it is.
02:46:49 Is this new? Oh, clear the trap.
02:46:51 All right, we're going for breaking news.
02:46:52 If this is news, not news oriented.
02:46:55 No, I mean, it just it's just saying we got one more breaking news and
02:46:58 one more breaking news. Yeah,
02:47:00 yeah.
02:47:06 I set for what's actually touching.
02:47:09 Mobile student. Mobile student.
02:47:11 She mobile as opposed to a non-mobile
02:47:14 mobile, Alabama paraplegic.
02:47:18 Mobile. Mobile mobile.
02:47:20 What you did there was like. What do you mean mobile?
02:47:22 That she was stationary.
02:47:23 Static, actually touching a student at Baker High School
02:47:27 where it's got to be harder to to unless someone mobile.
02:47:30 James Gourley, junior in July, he's like, I think he gets leveled up.
02:47:34 He actually raped somebody on the go.
02:47:36 He allegedly sexually touched a student when he worked at Spanish Fort
02:47:39 High School in 2017.
02:47:41 Now Spanish Ford, bad act.
02:47:43 Yeah, I guess so.
02:47:44 Because they're regular.
02:47:45 There has to be regular people.
02:47:47 Establishes a pattern.
02:47:50 Remember this.
02:47:52 Who's this lady spot?
02:47:53 Oh, see, I know I was I feel bad years when there was.
02:47:56 It's a different story in kindergarten.
02:47:58 Splotch says it was Leah's kind demeanor and love for the arts
02:48:02 that bonded the two women. She's life.
02:48:05 It's been a lot of time in the mountains where her mother lived, and,
02:48:08 she loved to explore the world and start playing.
02:48:11 She's a great explorer, a 60 year old.
02:48:13 She's a great explorer, says she turned that passion.
02:48:17 Is it still the same? Oh, no.
02:48:18 Most recently, working at Bryant Middle School and does Paolo's
02:48:22 while at the school in Palo, says Leah found a bat in her classroom.
02:48:27 I don't know if she thought it was dead or what.
02:48:30 Oh, it was bad
02:48:31 around in her class, like a baseball bat or a bat, like she said it.
02:48:37 But that's
02:48:37 when, you know, when it I guess when it when she gets up
02:48:40 or saw the light or whatever, it's huge around and bitter and then took off.
02:48:44 It didn't display any rabies symptoms in the days following attack.
02:48:49 But about a month later, Leah fell ill and her daughter
02:48:52 took her month, where she was immediately put into a coma.
02:48:55 Four days later, on November 22nd, Leah died in a shooting
02:49:00 to see her in that state.
02:49:01 With all the machines
02:49:02 hooked up and everything, you can just die from being like none.
02:49:06 Like a check for rabies and scary.
02:49:08 The Fresno county
02:49:08 you can die from rabies says as of now, there is no public threat.
02:49:12 To date, there has been vaccine administered to both health care workers
02:49:17 and oh, shoot,
02:49:18 as long as there's a vaccine,
02:49:19 Fresno and Mississippi can help out but are still looking into other possible
02:49:23 shoot.
02:49:24 And as we remind me of my vaccine,
02:49:26 we're passing a gift to splotch from her long time vaccine rant.
02:49:30 Go now serves as a reminder of her talent, and this new commercial has me.
02:49:34 It's.
02:49:34 They tell me that if I don't get this new vaccine,
02:49:36 that I'm not
02:49:37 doing it for my loved ones again, they're actually cycling back to that.
02:49:41 And could somebody please tell them that this new vaccine does not
02:49:44 stop transmission?
02:49:46 Yeah, I'm sure it is.
02:49:47 Or Moderna or one of those.
02:49:48 I'm it's definitely
02:49:49 this would be I think they're on their like 14th dose of this thing.
02:49:52 But the commercial comes on.
02:49:53 It's it's like a Christmasy holiday, a commercial.
02:49:56 And they're just telling you that, hey, you're going
02:49:57 to, you know, you're going to kill grandma again.
02:50:01 I think it's.
02:50:06 Disingenuous, if not criminal, to say.
02:50:18 To say sorry,
02:50:20 I've got an idea for cottage industry upstart.
02:50:24 I got these greens, potatoes, tomatoes, lamb ramps,
02:50:28 hot dogs, chicken, turkeys, you name it,
02:50:32 you name it.
02:50:34 I got these creams potatoes, tomatoes, lamb, sweet
02:50:38 cheese, strings, potatoes, tomatoes, chicken cookies,
02:50:41 you know, strings, potatoes, tomatoes, lamb wraps.
02:50:45 Don't know strings. Potatoes, tomatoes.
02:50:48 Chicken cookies. Chickens.
02:50:49 Turkeys. Beans.
02:50:50 Greens. Potatoes. Tomatoes.
02:50:52 Lamb. Ranch.
02:50:53 Not beans. Strings. Potatoes. Tomatoes.
02:50:56 Chicken. Cookies.
02:50:57 Crap. You means creams. Potatoes. Tomatoes.
02:51:00 Beans. Creams. Potatoes. Tomatoes.
02:51:02 Beans. Creams. Proteins. Creams. Proteins.
02:51:04 Things. Beans. Beans.
02:51:06 Beans. Trees. Potatoes. Tomatoes. Chicken.
02:51:09 Cravings.
02:51:10 Creams. Potatoes. Chicken. Chicken. Chicken.
02:51:13 I'm hungry.
02:51:14 You and you.
02:51:16 Maybe you need
02:51:20 to make up.
02:51:32 And I start off the, Brady and George show.
02:51:35 Eating over.
02:51:37 Or do we start doing that?
02:51:40 I can't just started eating.
02:51:43 It's not very professional.
02:51:44 You can't see, I was the only one without a Taco Bell that really, really.
02:51:48 Yeah.
02:51:49 Gary, you can't steal my eating gimmick.
02:51:52 That would be inappropriate.
02:51:53 What the fuck is that you're sucking on, I must ask?
02:51:56 That is.
02:51:57 Is that your charger for your computer?
02:52:00 That's. Somebody needs to tell you that's not a paper.
02:52:02 You do.
02:52:02 You do it on your charger. Power pack
02:52:05 it. Look, dude, you should see it looks.
02:52:07 I've hit that.
02:52:09 I've hit that pickle.
02:52:10 Dude, if I have a company that makes the end of the show, they're portable.
02:52:15 Oh, is it? Is that the same as the crinkly bag?
02:52:17 That brand?
02:52:17 Yeah.
02:52:18 Listen, these are cookies that I made.
02:52:23 No one gives a fuck about that, though.
02:52:25 No, those two treats go quite hand in hand if you do the one and then the other.
02:52:29 Yeah, yeah.
02:52:30 You mean hides hides the shortcomings of bad baking?
02:52:35 I'm not saying that. Your bad baking.
02:52:37 That would be rude.
02:52:37 I never had jars.
02:52:38 You never offered me any? No.
02:52:43 I would have if you'd shown up
02:52:45 for my last two parties.
02:52:48 Give me that much.
02:52:49 I I so I also I made up.
02:52:55 Oh my oh give it for
02:53:01 I love you so I but
02:53:04 I'm here for you.
02:53:06 Oh oh.
02:53:11 I don't know who you are I don't know what you mean.
02:53:14 If you're here to tell me the kid finally got his hair.
02:53:16 I love this video, hasn't it? Goes and fed. Gets. Yeah.
02:53:19 Let me stop you right there.
02:53:21 I don't care, but if you're threatening to derail this
02:53:24 or that are made to happen, it goes and fed. Gets.
02:53:26 Let me stop you right there. I don't care.
02:53:29 But if you're threatening to derail this show.
02:53:31 Oh, how you don't know what kind of danger you're in.
02:53:34 See, I've got a particular way of doing things, not skill skills are for reasons.
02:53:40 No, I've got a set of resumes.
02:53:42 Let's call them flat certified tactics.
02:53:44 Tactics forged in the fiery crucible of Robert.
02:53:46 And by years of arguments with people who don't believe in triangles, tactics
02:53:51 that make me a nightmare for time wasters and sandal wearers alike.
02:53:54 Here's the deal if you sit down, shut up and let me finish the segment.
02:53:59 We'll leave it at that.
02:54:00 But if you keep pushing, if you don't back off,
02:54:03 I will end this show right here, right now with five little words
02:54:07 as above, so below.
02:54:11 I have little words
02:54:14 as above, so below
02:54:18 me. Is this a follow up?
02:54:21 Oh no way.
02:54:23 Is she's back.
02:54:25 We got a new Rachel. Regan's got government, so.
02:54:27 Okay. Ready.
02:54:28 So think spider Molly is a boasts is disability awareness.
02:54:32 So I don't know if we're in that month I don't think that was one of them.
02:54:36 Was it just I don't think we're in Disability Awareness Month.
02:54:38 So I think that's every month.
02:54:39 How can you not be aware I'm always celebrating disability awareness Month.
02:54:44 Let's hear what she has to say.
02:54:45 I have not listened to this prior to I just, thought of her earlier.
02:54:50 Hey, guys,
02:54:52 I got an exciting phone call this afternoon,
02:54:56 so I got my nursing services back.
02:54:59 They've been gone for about six months.
02:55:03 So what happened was,
02:55:06 in, like, February, cost of living went up, so.
02:55:10 So security went up.
02:55:12 What then made me ineligible for Medicaid?
02:55:15 Yeah.
02:55:17 So I thought she could work security, but then they cut your insurance.
02:55:20 Great.
02:55:22 And so, it wasn't cut,
02:55:25 though, until, like, the end of March.
02:55:29 I was in between caseworkers.
02:55:32 And so when it came.
02:55:34 Your personal life has nothing to do with this video.
02:55:36 Hey, you don't have insurance, cuz between case.
02:55:38 Well, there. Go here.
02:55:40 All right.
02:55:40 Is there done.
02:55:41 They're gone that day.
02:55:46 So this better get interesting.
02:55:48 But I for Medicaid and tried you, I thought she was working at Stoney Creek.
02:55:55 No. She does child. She.
02:55:57 So she's 79, and then she can go back to collecting Medicaid,
02:56:01 even though she can, she claims she can work.
02:56:03 I thought she said she could work just fine and disabled as a child.
02:56:06 I respect her.
02:56:07 She's the strongest woman I ever had I've seen in my life.
02:56:11 She's got holes all over her face,
02:56:13 and she has the set on her to put another hole there, like.
02:56:18 Yeah, you don't.
02:56:20 What?
02:56:21 This is just direct, right? I didn't even know
02:56:23 you don't have a microphone, so I was just looking at her.
02:56:27 Piercing enough.
02:56:28 The piercing person's got to be like, ma'am, are you sure that you want to.
02:56:32 You want to create another hole?
02:56:34 So I've been able to use.
02:56:35 Ma'am, this might get irritated, I don't know, for.
02:56:39 And that got approved, thankfully.
02:56:43 Okay. Shut up. And thankfully.
02:56:46 And she should be coming back.
02:56:49 Somebody say, hey, I work from home and I have a list of a few companies
02:56:53 that always hire.
02:56:54 If you would like the pick of them,
02:56:59 she says, sure, I'll look,
02:57:01 but my motivation for working from home is not great lol.
02:57:05 Well, your motivation for working it seems to not be great.
02:57:08 Period.
02:57:10 Okay, well if you like the list please let me know.
02:57:12 If not, I understand.
02:57:15 So they're like offering her
02:57:17 potential jobs and she's like me, this guy's like, make a go fund me.
02:57:21 And like, apparently he's, No, that's her.
02:57:24 That's a burner account from her.
02:57:26 Make it go fund me.
02:57:27 And like, oh, that's a good idea.
02:57:31 Yeah.
02:57:31 I mean, but he of course, you know, somebody says make it go fund me.
02:57:35 And he's black,
02:57:38 but. Yeah.
02:57:38 Gary, why would you say that?
02:57:41 Obviously that's a joke.
02:57:42 So I went hard on the creation.
02:57:44 I would say, let's say poor white people would make GoFundMe is any
02:57:48 any day more than I'm shocked at what people give money.
02:57:52 You know, the causes people shocked.
02:57:56 Yeah.
02:57:57 I don't raise money to have a stripper at my next party.
02:58:02 Let's do it. Might actually show up.
02:58:03 Let's do it. Let's absolutely do it.
02:58:05 You're not okay.
02:58:06 Stripper for what's the party occasion?
02:58:08 We can just do my next party sound.
02:58:10 You sound like a, Halloween in July.
02:58:14 Halloween in July.
02:58:15 July. Jolene. Yeah. Halloween.
02:58:21 All right, we'll do it.
02:58:22 We'll see. Okay.
02:58:24 We'll do it live next.
02:58:25 We'll do it live next time. We'll do it live.
02:58:27 Where is the kind of thing?
02:58:29 But also I think ethically though,
02:58:31 then you you're going to have to follow through.
02:58:34 Oh. Oh, absolutely.
02:58:36 You can't collect money for a stripper and then like, spend it on health care
02:58:39 or something.
02:58:40 That would be completely immoral and unethical in your budget.
02:58:43 You say, oh, we will rent a stripper.
02:58:47 Simple rules in life to get you out of trouble.
02:58:49 Do what you say.
02:58:50 Say what you do.
02:58:51 If you rent them like, yeah, if you're a piece of shit.
02:58:54 Even if you're a piece of shit.
02:58:56 It works like a right. Do.
02:59:01 Hey, guys.
02:59:01 As above, so below.
02:59:03 Let's play nothing but chicken attack from now on.
02:59:12 Oil renaissance.
02:59:20 Let's play nothing but chicken and fat.
02:59:23 So what?
02:59:29 That's my big nothing chicken attack.
02:59:31 From now on.
02:59:33 Yeah, that dude was picking his nose.
02:59:35 The guy in the red.
02:59:38 Let's be clear.
02:59:39 The guy in the red was picking his nose one day.
02:59:42 I'll be clear about that.
02:59:44 These are giant.
02:59:47 Yeah,
02:59:49 that's not the chicken.
02:59:50 Oh, yeah?
02:59:51 Yeah, right in the face.
02:59:54 So you get.
02:59:55 Oh, that's all that chicken.
02:59:58 That is not a chicken.
02:59:59 What is the thing?
03:00:02 That dog just jumped.
03:00:04 It's not a dog.
03:00:06 That's all right. Do it.
03:00:09 He knew it as soon as he touched the chicken's head. Man.
03:00:11 Liquid chicken game.
03:00:12 Oh, look at that.
03:00:14 So careful.
03:00:16 Jay-Z up in this bitch.
03:00:19 But let's get.
03:00:25 I done that.
03:00:27 Perfect.
03:00:28 That dog.
03:00:30 Dude, these chickens are so much bigger.
03:00:32 You know what's happened is that from now on, this is brutal.
03:00:36 Release the birds.
03:00:39 The worst. Oh, birds.
03:00:41 He said birds.
03:00:43 Yeah, I think, maybe that's not such a good idea.
03:00:48 These are little ducks, Mariah.
03:00:50 I think these are exactly, exactly what dinosaurs looked like.
03:00:54 Y'all.
03:00:54 Don't you think?
03:00:55 By their body shape, that's a dinosaur,
03:00:59 right?
03:00:59 I think we had, but I think they had feathers.
03:01:01 And what I playing nothing but chicken attack from now on.
03:01:04 What's that waddle.
03:01:05 What's that waddle think? Oh,
03:01:08 little,
03:01:11 while we're.
03:01:12 Oh, I'm a little dangle.
03:01:15 Oh, no.
03:01:16 Oh. Hello.
03:01:21 Yeah.
03:01:21 The smack, the smack when it hit the woman or the,
03:01:25 02000, please.
03:01:30 Oh, hey.
03:01:33 Please.
03:01:35 Oh! Ouch!
03:01:38 My brain. The cherries.
03:01:40 Oh, Wham!
03:01:43 Oh, the dog's like.
03:01:46 I'd love to be worried about you, but I have my own problem.
03:01:50 Please.
03:01:51 Oh, my.
03:01:52 Again? What kind of bird is that like?
03:01:55 I don't know, I think it's a turkey.
03:01:56 The mini turkey.
03:02:00 Learned so much on the show
03:02:02 for let's play nothing but
03:02:05 chicken attack from now on.
03:02:10 Now that's a little chicken with giant cock feet.
03:02:13 There you go.
03:02:13 Oh, that was the black chicken family.
03:02:17 Are we allowed to say that?
03:02:21 Technical difficulties getting world
03:02:25 my skin Christmas.
03:02:29 Is there a Mexican Christmas?
03:02:30 I put the H on it to emphasize. Yeah.
03:02:32 The guy said the DACA is born.
03:02:37 No, they put the Santa Claus in Christmas.
03:02:41 Santa not wearing nothing but chips in the back.
03:02:44 From now on, do it. Proud to be myself.
03:02:46 Freeze up chicken.
03:02:48 Got, five chicken I die.
03:02:53 Oh, I got your back for the first two play.
03:02:58 Sam, I love you. Let's go.
03:03:00 Let's get more chicken eyes.
03:03:02 But you can't go.
03:03:06 Oh, shit.
03:03:06 You know, no.
03:03:11 Oh, you want the.
03:03:15 Oh, no. No.
03:03:20 I mean, we can keep going deeper on chicken attacks.
03:03:22 The Lord.
03:03:23 The best parts are you own this guy.
03:03:29 Like, really?
03:03:30 Wait, are you saying in the sky?
03:03:32 Or are you saying you own this guy?
03:03:35 This guy?
03:03:36 The black guy.
03:03:40 You don't.
03:03:43 Yeah. No, no, no.
03:03:44 By the way, by the way, I don't take God from
03:03:47 no women solely by black.
03:03:54 I've got to emphasize, God.
03:03:58 I will never make any form.
03:04:01 Oh, nigga, you know, I'm sure
03:04:04 in the black you.
03:04:10 To be.
03:04:17 Please.
03:04:17 Look, I'm pretty sure
03:04:19 you get. The.
03:04:33 I'm not.
03:04:42 The woman.
03:04:48 You're.
03:04:54 The. Of the.
03:05:16 Let's.
03:05:17 I did want to, tag a Rogan thing really quick.
03:05:21 One on, distancing during the Covid.
03:05:25 Unless you had something.
03:05:27 Minute 14
03:05:29 or a minute. Yeah, I'm in the 14.
03:05:30 The house released a 500 page report on Covid 19 pandemic.
03:05:33 Key findings Covid
03:05:34 19 likely originated from a lab related incident in Wuhan, China.
03:05:38 Crazy.
03:05:39 You get banned from YouTube for saying that.
03:05:41 Banned.
03:05:42 Okay, over $200 billion in relief
03:05:45 funds lost to fraud with criminals exploiting weak oversight,
03:05:50 prolonged lockdowns and arbitrary mandates caused severe harm.
03:05:54 Economic devastation, mental health crisis and historic learning loss,
03:06:00 while lacking robust scientific support policies, ignored natural immunity,
03:06:04 pushing mandates that eroded trust and harmed public perception of science.
03:06:09 Somebody should have fucking been saying that
03:06:12 during political interference offering.
03:06:15 No, they said that and they got banned.
03:06:18 I know public distrust or cancel included.
03:06:21 I know we're a tiny little, tiny little blip activity on the internet,
03:06:26 but we have had clips banned for saying stuff like that.
03:06:30 Select Subcommittee on Coronavirus Pandemic basically said
03:06:34 so if they care about the five people that one of them playing
03:06:38 Jesus, no retractions, no apology from Rachel Maddow, none of it.
03:06:44 Nope.
03:06:45 Rachel Maddow.
03:06:46 That's exactly what I was saying earlier.
03:06:47 She's the bitch that said this.
03:06:49 The virus stops with you.
03:06:52 The House released a 500 page report on Covid 19 pandemic.
03:06:55 Key findings Covid 19 likely originated from a lab.
03:06:58 Now they just want us to forget. Crazy.
03:07:00 You get banned from YouTube? Nope.
03:07:02 They were on an island. Banned. Okay. Over.
03:07:05 You guys wanted to eat us at the time, funds lost to fraud
03:07:09 with criminals exploited. Just like.
03:07:11 Remember that crazy shit back on the island cause severe.
03:07:15 Not even saying sorry.
03:07:16 I'm just not.
03:07:17 Mental health crisis is an historic learning loss
03:07:21 while lacking robust scientific support policy
03:07:25 because peace
03:07:26 mandates that eroded trust and harmed public perception of science.
03:07:31 They knew W.H.O.
03:07:32 and CDC compromised by political interference, offering inconsistent UN.
03:07:38 I mean, I can't believe they're acting like this is some bombshell revelation.
03:07:41 Trust.
03:07:41 It's like, yeah, thank you agency.
03:07:44 You know how the joke goes.
03:07:45 You know the difference between conspiracy theory and news?
03:07:48 About six months evidence.
03:07:50 Wow.
03:07:52 Select subcommittee on
03:07:54 pandemic basically said all the theorist he's.
03:07:58 I know he's every single one of them. He's got flaws.
03:08:00 He's a crazy person, probably even by his own admission.
03:08:04 But he's been right on a lot of things.
03:08:07 And I don't think it's a broken clock thing either.
03:08:09 I think, you know, he's
03:08:12 something to that.
03:08:14 Yeah.
03:08:16 But then again, you have, I mean, right, twice a day.
03:08:19 Perfect segue.
03:08:20 Twice a day. Here we go.
03:08:22 Here's whoops.
03:08:24 Hold on, hold on.
03:08:25 We need we need the, sound on that.
03:08:32 How drunk?
03:08:33 If she had to go.
03:08:39 Oh, that was a nice sound.
03:08:41 Was that a light?
03:08:45 Oh, that's cool.
03:08:45 She's got it. She's got everyone. Everything. Everybody.
03:08:47 Oh, what what?
03:08:51 Oh, no.
03:08:52 I'm fine, I just I've I'm fine.
03:08:56 Everybody fine. What the hell.
03:08:59 Everything is fine in your house with my phone and.
03:09:02 Yeah, your phone is in here.
03:09:05 Okay. She's just
03:09:07 that.
03:09:08 Also, I said that I thought it was a stranger at first.
03:09:11 Until now. I just heard she say my phone.
03:09:14 Oh, that's so good. Her.
03:09:17 This is a shout out to the guy talking about stuff earlier.
03:09:20 Whatever his name is, anybody that's watching Norman's white beard,
03:09:24 Norman was talking about stuff.
03:09:25 Okay, so these are obviously two people that at least know each other,
03:09:28 probably care about each other, maybe even love related blood family.
03:09:31 Right. Oh, she comes out.
03:09:34 She was just in two drunken accidents that literally threw her to the ground.
03:09:38 She could be concussed.
03:09:39 She could be bleeding. What is the first thing
03:09:43 that the other woman cares about? Oh.
03:09:46 Oh, are you all right? There's no way.
03:09:48 There's no way to fix that.
03:09:53 Whoa!
03:09:59 Anybody.
03:10:00 Anybody want to guess what the first things that the other woman cared about?
03:10:03 No. I'm fine.
03:10:05 I just ran into your house.
03:10:08 Oh, I was going to say.
03:10:09 What the hell just happened around your house with my phone.
03:10:14 There it is. Your phone is in here.
03:10:16 Is my phone okay? Phone?
03:10:18 Yes, I'm fine. But also. Yeah.
03:10:19 That's nice. Great. Then I ran into your house.
03:10:22 No, she answered, and then I ran into your house again.
03:10:25 You said, I'm fine.
03:10:26 Send that to me. I'd love to see you.
03:10:29 She gets ejected.
03:10:30 She goes forward and involves shit double.
03:10:33 She definitely hits the.
03:10:37 Lights.
03:10:38 And clearly it's happened before because she just got up and got back in.
03:10:42 Is like, excuse me, I got this
03:10:46 just forwarded.
03:10:48 It's not right.
03:10:49 Send us back this.
03:10:50 Maybe this thing will get out of my way.
03:10:52 I think I did second time.
03:10:54 I'll provide the time to send that clip to me.
03:10:57 I'd love to have that.
03:11:01 And do you?
03:11:04 When I got
03:11:06 my for my.
03:11:10 Units.
03:11:10 I mean,
03:11:12 you know, I got it right when I was ready to get
03:11:17 my my body, my.
03:11:20 I just
03:11:22 I would do that for you.
03:11:25 Okay.
03:11:29 Be waiting.
03:11:37 When I get my.
03:11:47 Word which I did.
03:11:48 We make them great.
03:11:49 I get you.
03:11:53 Come back.
03:11:59 It's right.
03:12:04 Stomach
03:12:06 and I know
03:12:10 you're me.
03:12:13 I'm trying.
03:12:23 Right.
03:12:24 Know I got something just.
03:12:27 Wish me.
03:12:31 Got this.
03:12:32 Coming up.
03:12:34 I'm. Not.
03:12:40 I am going to commit great crime.
03:12:41 I'm going to bust.
03:12:42 Snuck in water tower.
03:12:45 McGarry.
03:12:50 Because I'm shooting.
03:12:57 I'm signing off, guys.
03:12:59 No you're not.
03:13:00 I mean, well, I'm an Xbox, so. Hello.
03:13:04 But I want to stay on and watch the entire show as above.
03:13:08 So go. Okay. Bye.
03:13:10 Have a good night, flat. Talk to you, buddy.
03:13:13 Have fun. While it lasted, though, it was we.
03:13:14 We disregarded your,
03:13:17 Let's play.
03:13:18 No chicken attack. From now on.
03:13:21 No, I hit the button anyway.
03:13:27 Osama? Yes.
03:13:34 He. That there?
03:13:36 Oh, the chicken.
03:13:39 Yeah. Dude, we did that.
03:13:40 We did. This is.
03:13:43 This is not chicken attack.
03:13:44 And this is children attack.
03:13:46 Yeah, yeah!
03:13:47 Children attack! Kid.
03:13:50 Yeah! Children attack.
03:13:52 You can.
03:13:52 What is that?
03:13:54 And then paper, plastic bag.
03:13:56 Some weapon. No. Some paper.
03:14:00 Definitely a weapon.
03:14:02 I like how he's got the upper hand paper weapon.
03:14:06 Like he's smoking this.
03:14:07 This chicken, the chick pussy still the chicken.
03:14:12 Oh, you know what?
03:14:14 Oh, I think we're not seeing the full story here.
03:14:17 It's very true.
03:14:19 He's missing a shoe, and he finally get a shoe in the chickens.
03:14:21 Like, fuck you, bro.
03:14:23 Yeah. Picks up chicken.
03:14:24 The have to go to go chicken.
03:14:29 Never mind. He was.
03:14:30 He lost his shit.
03:14:32 He's an again I apologize.
03:14:34 Yeah I mean is not a shoe.
03:14:37 It's a sandal that doesn't count as a shoe.
03:14:39 Yeah, I know
03:14:42 you fucking.
03:14:42 I'm planning to go back to the pump.
03:14:44 You'll notice all the what I've taken, but the only sandals.
03:14:50 Cuz let's play nothing but chicken attack from now on.
03:14:54 Pick. I'm see anything?
03:14:59 You put a point on it.
03:15:02 You them and it would be better
03:15:05 if you were the mayor.
03:15:07 Let's see you. Good job.
03:15:09 Gary, do you.
03:15:10 Do you recognize this one?
03:15:11 This is a new one, I added.
03:15:12 You let me know if you recognize it.
03:15:14 Let's see.
03:15:14 Okay. Let's see the entity.
03:15:16 Do I feel me twice?
03:15:19 I gotta say, you have to go back.
03:15:22 No no no no.
03:15:25 That chicken is from Clash Royale.
03:15:30 All. Yeah. No.
03:15:34 Okay.
03:15:35 No. Thank you get better.
03:15:38 Like it's not going to be gay at all.
03:15:40 Oh. What do you do?
03:15:41 It's was so, so.
03:15:42 No, he's.
03:15:49 Not. What the fuck.
03:15:52 Yeah.
03:15:53 It won't let me all the way.
03:15:55 Since this is a rape, these children.
03:15:58 Whoa whoa whoa whoa.
03:16:01 Jay-Z, where you up? Did it!
03:16:03 That's not the kind of cock attack we're talking about.
03:16:08 From the music.
03:16:12 All the fuck?
03:16:14 Yeah.
03:16:14 No, it's. It's like my old homie so bad.
03:16:17 This shit is like.
03:16:19 Come on. It's like.
03:16:21 Like I want to see somebody get their ass kicked.
03:16:23 But that was the happy, happy days. Us is.
03:16:27 You do you?
03:16:31 Call Apollo.
03:16:32 Oh, I didn't give that up anymore.
03:16:42 What?
03:16:44 This is not like a problem.
03:16:48 I apologize.
03:16:51 I can fix it.
03:16:57 Oh he left. He.
03:16:58 He said it in case you didn't hear it.
03:17:01 Yeah, he's a fagot.
03:17:02 I'm pretty sure I heard it
03:17:04 from you all the time.
03:17:06 That means you.
03:17:07 If you don't know how much I miss you, I will miss you.
03:17:10 Gary.
03:17:11 My homie, my brother and I miss you.
03:17:16 I think about you all the time.
03:17:18 Have a good night, black.
03:17:19 Talk to you, buddy.
03:17:21 Have fun. Last night it was okay, I am
03:17:25 okay.
03:17:25 I will be. Yeah.
03:17:29 Come up right.
03:17:32 You make it just.
03:17:33 It just makes me.
03:17:38 Nipples.
03:17:39 Seems like.
03:17:44 I have
03:17:46 some, I have
03:17:50 that, I just
03:17:53 thought I told you make a statement.
03:17:55 Is it is it?
03:17:58 You want me to take a fee to take out my.
03:18:02 I need to emphasize my trying to go.
03:18:07 Oops, you just said fried chicken.
03:18:10 Oh, excuse me.
03:18:12 I got my tasty baby.
03:18:16 Yes, I,
03:18:18 I don't make, I make no mistake.
03:18:20 I hate.
03:18:21 On September 22nd, 2009, two warrants Lil Boosie
03:18:25 Hatch pled guilty to a third offense marijuana charge.
03:18:28 Lil Boosie was sent to ten years in prison, but was able to land a plea deal
03:18:33 with the prosecutor.
03:18:34 Process.
03:18:34 PA pros at the fucking.
03:18:41 Go back country. Go.
03:18:43 Yeah, of
03:18:45 which would require him to only serve two
03:18:48 with the possibility of being released early for good behavior.
03:18:52 I think they meant two years there. What if it was two months?
03:18:54 The agreement was made just one day before Billboard
03:18:56 announced his critically acclaimed Superbad.
03:18:58 The return of Boosie.
03:18:59 Bad Ass hit that top ten.
03:19:02 Okay, better so glad I stopped to read that.
03:19:07 It is Lil Boosie, a big, big rapper.
03:19:10 Hey, no,
03:19:13 but you're more more folklore behind him
03:19:16 because he, was in prison for pot.
03:19:21 And no, it was for something else.
03:19:24 But you're aware. I'm not aware.
03:19:25 You're aware of who he is.
03:19:26 Like.
03:19:30 I remember from, like,
03:19:34 come on, you.
03:19:35 Oh, five days before a Lil Boosie sentencing in Baton Rouge.
03:19:38 Motion family traveled.
03:19:40 Motion family traveled to the rapper's home to the rapper rapper sir.
03:19:45 I'm confused now raising
03:19:47 I always
03:19:48 thought I was rapper,
03:19:48 but now Jay-Z has me rethinking home to document his last days.
03:19:52 He took us into his okay of the interviews, his family close inner
03:19:56 circle, great.
03:20:00 Days.
03:20:01 I'm saying
03:20:04 y'all know how much.
03:20:05 Oh yeah. This was this set.
03:20:08 It was set in the name of the rap.
03:20:09 That's right.
03:20:16 It's the Brady and Joshua
03:20:19 Brady and George Gary, as above and so below.
03:20:23 They call these so lady.
03:20:25 And for sure we're going the it's our way.
03:20:29 We're gonna make it make our dreams come true Brady
03:20:33 and John show it's Brady and Raw.
03:20:36 It's their show now Brady draw.
03:20:47 Airplane.
03:20:48 Oh this is going.
03:20:49 Oh shit I was I'll just use we'll just write a Jerry.
03:20:52 We'll just use your doing.
03:20:53 And I feel like this changes a little bit overdue.
03:20:56 You're playing something else.
03:20:57 That's just that's just where I'm coming.
03:20:59 Where are you playing a rap thing?
03:21:02 I mean, you can play my thing.
03:21:03 Let's play nothing but chicken attack from now on.
03:21:08 Oh, yeah. Put the bucket under.
03:21:09 I was I was just going to cut it.
03:21:10 No no no no no no no no no no no no no.
03:21:13 Let's play.
03:21:14 Nothing but chicken attack from now on guys this is this
03:21:18 I don't write from money.
03:21:19 You to know where you come,
03:21:21 how you're going to watch chicken die. He.
03:21:24 I'm right fucking here.
03:21:26 You're a real man. Don't talk to me.
03:21:28 Oh come on, man, let's play nothing but chicken attacks from now on.
03:21:34 Can you stand a little bit?
03:21:35 But it's okay, dude, I don't want to watch.
03:21:41 I can look away
03:21:43 now on this one.
03:21:44 Hold it.
03:21:46 But there's no way Gary made that knife attack.
03:21:48 From now on, just like I don't.
03:21:50 It's a side hustle, father. I got do just
03:21:54 nothing but chicken bread.
03:21:56 You know what it is? Knife.
03:21:57 Have a discrete in bread handle. Good.
03:21:59 I thought it had lumpy.
03:22:02 000, no, it wasn't sharp enough.
03:22:06 Oh, yeah.
03:22:07 This double did a double whack it.
03:22:09 Oh no, you didn't double work it.
03:22:11 And then saw on the.
03:22:16 I'd say the chicken doesn't know what happened with chicken.
03:22:18 Doesn't know what happened.
03:22:21 Look he it.
03:22:21 Oh wait.
03:22:22 Oh he blinked three times right after the first blow.
03:22:26 He was like, what the fuck? You okay?
03:22:28 What the fuck, dude?
03:22:29 What the fuck?
03:22:30 No, he's fine headed.
03:22:32 Oh, no. No. Good. Yeah.
03:22:35 You got to use the heavy part, dude. Your way.
03:22:37 Have you ever cut the scissors, asshole?
03:22:39 Look, he's way down too far.
03:22:40 You got to use closer to the edge. Was heavy.
03:22:42 Oh, like he missed.
03:22:44 He missed the ax head part.
03:22:47 Yeah.
03:22:48 Sounds like Gary, though.
03:22:49 No. No.
03:22:57 It, like, close its eyes and then reopen them. Yep.
03:22:59 Oh, yeah. Definitely blink. And I don't think it's.
03:23:02 I don't think it was a reaction that was like,
03:23:04 what?
03:23:10 Chicken.
03:23:10 I top up chicken,
03:23:14 I top, I pay
03:23:18 chicken that,
03:23:21 let it run through.
03:23:25 Oh. It is like, you know what?
03:23:28 No. Oh, I.
03:23:33 It's running around in the bucket.
03:23:36 That's a lot.
03:23:38 Oh, we got moving a little bit too
03:23:41 much new.
03:23:45 Barrel.
03:23:45 Yeah, maybe we put the head on the ground.
03:23:47 It'll stop you.
03:23:48 You know, if you're a little bit awesome,
03:23:50 you would have been absolutely awesome if he would have smashed the head,
03:23:54 just smashed it into pieces, and then all of a sudden,
03:23:56 the chicken's body stopped moving.
03:23:58 Tell me that there isn't some connection.
03:23:59 Now, Gary, I know that that didn't happen, but if it did, you'd have to believe,
03:24:05 okay?
03:24:05 I was like, I don't like this.
03:24:07 I don't like this.
03:24:09 I don't like I don't like this.
03:24:11 It's just a reflex. I don't like to think about it.
03:24:13 This happens with every piece of chicken you eat.
03:24:19 I never happen like that.
03:24:20 Somebody am.
03:24:22 So just comes and cuts a bunch of a bunch of their heads off.
03:24:25 I want well done. That good job.
03:24:27 I actually.
03:24:31 While you join The Brady and George Show, instead of just calling us Fagots
03:24:34 especially, I like the way it says flag Fagots
03:24:37 I you know what we were we always talked about what we should call the fan club.
03:24:40 I think we just found it.
03:24:49 Chicken.
03:24:49 And so in that, in that vein, you need to in that vein, you like what I did there.
03:24:53 You need to, like, comment, subscribe, become a fledged fagot
03:24:59 and whack off.
03:25:01 We'll get to, flat fagot shirts, fledge fagot
03:25:03 Christmas ornaments and worn ornaments.
03:25:06 There's no d an ornament.
03:25:08 I say ornament
03:25:10 the fuck?
03:25:11 I don't think I said that right thing.
03:25:15 I don't want to put the amount of work I have been into this topic.
03:25:18 I can't stop seeing the kids sitting around like conversations about it.
03:25:22 So that will still be there.
03:25:24 I don't know, I kind of have to.
03:25:25 I can't some things cleaned up a little.
03:25:27 It's something I really feel like I don't need to do
03:25:29 is the right way to put it, put it something around it.
03:25:31 I mean, if you see what I'm saying.
03:25:32 So Gary loves this guy.
03:25:34 He watches them all the time.
03:25:35 He said that he's leaving. Loves guys.
03:25:38 Well, yeah, lots of guys.
03:25:39 But I think there's a certain type of a guy that he likes.
03:25:42 Kid style. Yeah. You know, and it's some.
03:25:46 Can we say guys though, or is it boys?
03:25:49 So there's been a lot, a lot
03:25:52 going on, in my mind with this channel,
03:25:56 these groups of guys that I played with,
03:25:59 I don't know.
03:26:02 Hi, guys.
03:26:03 That part of my life is just way past me.
03:26:08 His quote went right in there.
03:26:10 The group of guys I used to play with.
03:26:13 That point in my life is way past me.
03:26:15 It is you, not me. I'm trying to relive it.
03:26:17 If I can find another group of guys to play with, please contact me
03:26:21 at 158633.
03:26:24 We can get together and play.
03:26:26 I have, I have space, I have drums, I have all the instruments.
03:26:30 Come on out with the brawler.
03:26:31 With him to the corner he comes.
03:26:33 Oh my God, I was saying, I have all the instruments that you need to play with.
03:26:38 I'm out there. I have all these records
03:26:42 ready,
03:26:44 all all the instruments that we need to play with.
03:26:47 The band name could be the flat Fagots or fledge and the Fagots.
03:26:52 Now see, that makes it sound like Vlad isn't a fagot.
03:26:54 So it's got to be these groups of guys that I played with
03:26:58 for. Again, part of the problem
03:27:01 is that part of my life is just way past me.
03:27:05 I was at first kind of doing this as I processed my own experience,
03:27:09 leaving the faith and fleshing out the fact that I was a nonbeliever.
03:27:12 Oh wait. Leaving the faith.
03:27:14 Oh. Oh, we're on to something.
03:27:16 So I found a commonality.
03:27:17 If you go to a church and you start talking
03:27:19 and you really get to know the people, they all share something, either
03:27:22 trauma or a horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, bad thing.
03:27:25 They did.
03:27:26 And then they have this revelation where a shit,
03:27:28 I can't live this way, so I need to find forgiveness.
03:27:31 And then they ask their friends or the victim and they're like, fuck you,
03:27:34 we're human. We hate you and never forgive.
03:27:35 Never forget.
03:27:37 Then they find this place where, like, we forgive you for everything
03:27:39 and anything and they're like, oh, and they feel warm and welcome.
03:27:43 But then
03:27:44 they go through
03:27:45 another awakening when they realize this might all be a sham,
03:27:49 and then they get pissed and then they turn on the religion.
03:27:52 So that being said, I want to know, what did you do, Gary?
03:27:57 What did you do?
03:28:00 I just graduated high school and
03:28:02 is 18 years old.
03:28:05 And 13, 14 years old.
03:28:08 Then I was kind of like a lot of my ideas as.
03:28:12 And then I think I was speaking from a place of more experience.
03:28:15 Oh, no. That's perfect.
03:28:17 So you're 18, you're talking to 13 year olds
03:28:19 and you're talking from a place of experience.
03:28:20 Is that how you groom them?
03:28:22 Oh, I've gotten to the point of gross.
03:28:26 So they're young people, and most of them,
03:28:28 if not all of them, are boys who die, are in a relationship.
03:28:33 You trick them with,
03:28:34 where that stuff is so far beyond me,
03:28:38 so far in my past, I just don't really feel it anymore.
03:28:43 This is. It feels like a distant.
03:28:45 This is a thing that just doesn't feel relevant to me.
03:28:49 And I've become a little bit more like a secularized person.
03:28:52 So when I talk about all this, I'm talking about it from more of a detached,
03:28:57 uninterested place than I would like to.
03:29:01 And there's a couple problems with that.
03:29:03 Number one, I'm just not enjoying what I'm doing.
03:29:06 I think it's been over a year since I've really enjoyed making this kind of content
03:29:10 regular porn.
03:29:10 It's been a few months that I've actually been conscious about that,
03:29:14 and try to try to think about what I wanted to do about that.
03:29:19 So that's part of it.
03:29:20 I just want facial expressions, man.
03:29:22 That's pretty much watching this.
03:29:26 Look at this facial expression, making this kind of content.
03:29:30 And it's been a few months that I stress conscious
03:29:32 about that and try to try to think about.
03:29:35 I wanted to do about that if you, you know, that's part of it.
03:29:39 I just want to talk about things that are more relevant to my practice.
03:29:42 And I feel so detached from atheism and the whole clash.
03:29:46 Yeah, yeah, well let's relax.
03:29:48 So you know what that means. This just isn't me anymore.
03:29:50 And I want to talk about things that are more me.
03:29:52 And I hope for those of you who just like listening to me
03:29:55 and follow me over to the other channels, enjoy that and maybe
03:29:58 you'll find it more interesting and then more rewarding news stories.
03:30:02 When I'm talking about things that I feel
03:30:03 more closely connected to and interested in,
03:30:07 some of you might just say this is still really relevant to me.
03:30:10 I still enjoy listening to it. Good.
03:30:12 It's kind of gross, and that's fine.
03:30:14 And I really am sorry if that's you
03:30:16 and you wish I was still doing what I was doing.
03:30:18 Basically what I'm saying is you're right.
03:30:19 I don't enjoy doing it the same way I used to.
03:30:22 And that's not they're not true.
03:30:24 Some people sometimes
03:30:26 I don't like the feeling of not being in touch with what I'm talking about.
03:30:28 No, not really.
03:30:30 I don't feel like I'm in control of my message or the tone of it
03:30:31 as much when I'm coming from a place where
03:30:33 I feel like I'm distant from a topic I'm talking about.
03:30:35 So that's just that. Here's what it is like.
03:30:36 I think you also don't.
03:30:38 You're YouTubing, and this channel has grown more than I ever thought it would.
03:30:41 It's I never thought I'd have this.
03:30:42 This looks more like what I had to say. It's blow my mind.
03:30:45 And I appreciate every one of you showing up and watching me know doubt,
03:30:47 keeping up the pace is really demanding.
03:30:49 You become very conscious about the views you have.
03:30:51 Nothing. Nothing.
03:30:51 I get really pissed off about having to talk this fast.
03:30:54 Very frustrating, very, very exhausting. But
03:30:57 when you're falling apart
03:30:59 and also it's just a indicator of how interesting people are.
03:31:01 So like you have to keep chasing them.
03:31:04 You have to keep you have keep on a schedule
03:31:06 and you have to just keep putting your content out.
03:31:07 And it takes a lot for me to a huge workload.
03:31:11 I don't know if I work harder at the same content than other YouTubers do,
03:31:13 but you might have notice about me that I'm just not super charismatic,
03:31:15 so I rely on scripting, you know, not really directly from script.
03:31:17 Now I do reveal videos.
03:31:19 This is I'm still I still feel pretty close to.
03:31:22 And so to articulate everything right, to keep up any kind of reasonable
03:31:24 pace of people going to want to watch,
03:31:26 it takes a lot of work and then to put out videos every other week.
03:31:28 Basically, since I do have a full time job that can be mentally taxing.
03:31:32 I am putting everything I have left into these videos that I'm not spending time
03:31:34 with family time regularly about doing, so I just find I just don't relax anymore.
03:31:37 I haven't read a book into too long.
03:31:40 I look out of my back deck and realize I just never released that here
03:31:42 in a long time, and I just want time to do other things.
03:31:44 So on this new channel, yeah, we all do that.
03:31:46 So aspect to my life and my time doing it, but I don't want to do it
03:31:51 on the same pace, and I just feel like I got a little bit out of control.
03:31:53 So I am definitely at peace with the fact that my new endeavors on YouTube
03:31:56 are going to be similar in terms of views and things like that.
03:31:58 I'm soaking up, and that's fine with me. I'm cool with that.
03:32:00 But I want to do I want to release this at some point longer, more involved videos
03:32:04 giving it. I'm going to be
03:32:06 trying to do things I really like.
03:32:07 Just try to make sure I put content on the right side, less stuff.
03:32:09 So when you're watching,
03:32:10 you might end up being more volume up or more working individual.
03:32:12 But even I'm not releasing as often and I'm I often
03:32:15 I'm at some kind of time.
03:32:15 Just take time to talk about it is just something
03:32:17 I've thought sometimes shorter, just kind of fun videos, by the way.
03:32:20 I'm just going to let the he's stopping bitching about atheism.
03:32:23 He's going to copy our format, just talk about anything for as long as he wants.
03:32:28 You know, I've come to the conclusion that everybody's copying us.
03:32:31 I see something, yeah,
03:32:33 very few people.
03:32:34 And yet somehow it gets out next time.
03:32:36 I was like, I saw you at a Gary drive.
03:32:38 I'm like, wait, oh, yeah, you see it everywhere. I see it everywhere.
03:32:41 Yeah. I'm like, I don't know. But yeah, Gary's.
03:32:47 No, we were
03:32:48 complaints of being a husband belter always were at the same time.
03:32:51 So she wear the the black blouse. Yes.
03:32:55 I mean it's a privilege in terms of what the society want to look like.
03:32:57 Yeah.
03:32:58 Things can be a lot worse for other people. Yes.
03:32:59 I just have a little bit of panic. Yeah.
03:33:00 What's going to be like an atheist YouTuber in this landscape?
03:33:02 I'm sorry. What I did.
03:33:04 He just admitted that the world would be a worse place if there wasn't religion.
03:33:08 What I just heard
03:33:09 unnecessary things.
03:33:11 I was a little panicked over what having a town like this meant.
03:33:13 I know I'm coming for a place I'm not.
03:33:15 I want to live like it's been bad for all of us,
03:33:16 but things can be a lot worse for other people.
03:33:18 But I did have a little bit of panic about
03:33:19 what's it gonna be like being an atheist YouTuber in this landscape.
03:33:21 I'm much, much more on the ground with that now.
03:33:23 I've lost that sense of panic.
03:33:24 I feel like I'm more in control,
03:33:25 but once I had watched over me, I wanted to give that time to happen.
03:33:27 I feel like this is still the right move for me.
03:33:29 Basically what that did is that just jolted me up for a while.
03:33:32 I had been on, I just kind of been on the treadmill doing what I was doing.
03:33:34 I wanted to get off at some point doing something different.
03:33:36 But it's really hard to do
03:33:37 because when you have a channel that's more or less working, you keep busy
03:33:40 trying to put out the next product to keep it going.
03:33:42 Just maintenance is all consuming, so you don't have the time
03:33:45 when you don't want to stop and disrupt that and rebuild.
03:33:46 It's hard to do, but then you're so busy with it,
03:33:48 you don't have to stop and reflect and think about what are you trying to do?
03:33:51 And saying collaborates to keep you what?
03:33:54 And over again, ten bucks says listen.
03:33:56 And the little sense as above, so below.
03:33:57 I'm just gonna push me off the algorithm treadmill.
03:33:58 And yeah, I want to just do something a little different.
03:34:00 I'm not I'm not that from mysticism.
03:34:03 I'm an atheist channel.
03:34:03 Or, you know, if it's a to be a very viable thing in the future,
03:34:07 I think they're going to retaliate against people you like and stuff.
03:34:08 I'm not sure this is something that's on my mount. Right.
03:34:10 I don't know either. I thought about that. Terms.
03:34:12 Number one is the same kind of conversation
03:34:13 that we've been having in a free society
03:34:15 going to be as valuable and relevant moving forward.
03:34:17 I'm 100% sure.
03:34:18 Is it good to be on Facebook?
03:34:20 Oh, that drives me crazy.
03:34:22 Versus, you know, the more subtle ways to express.
03:34:24 I'm not sure about that either,
03:34:25 but all that stuff just made my made my challenge
03:34:28 to staying on the treadmill to be on the treadmill seem like a less obvious choice,
03:34:30 and it just gave me the chance to do something a bit different.
03:34:32 So as he's saying, and complaining about how his channel is on the treadmill,
03:34:35 he just keeps going on. Wait, I shouldn't put that.
03:34:38 But don't don't pull that thread to do so.
03:34:42 I don't want to sit here just,
03:34:43 you know, act like, oh, that never happened, that don't exist.
03:34:44 And maybe somewhere deep down in me that is affecting my motivations.
03:34:48 So I want to be.
03:34:49 But this isn't this isn't a sudden thing, or it's just changing me out of the blue
03:34:52 when I'm reacting to panic or anything like that.
03:34:53 Well, this is just pent up.
03:34:54 This is something
03:34:54 I spent a long time coming, and it's just give me that nudge. And now I'm
03:34:56 doing something that I want to do anything I'll be a lot happier doing.
03:34:58 My first video is going to be a political politically,
03:35:00 just like I'm running a hiding or anything like that.
03:35:01 Some of my stuff will be will reflect my personal politics and values,
03:35:04 maybe even godlessness.
03:35:05 That's not that's all going away. I'm going to try to hide it.
03:35:07 I'm just going to incorporate
03:35:08 into stuff that I just personally like more interesting.
03:35:09 So anyway, that's the message.
03:35:11 I hope I see some of you over there.
03:35:12 If you don't like what I'm doing, you know, feel free to leave a comment.
03:35:15 Share your feelings.
03:35:16 It's always a little hard to take peoples negativity when you're a YouTuber,
03:35:19 but in this space especially, I think that's that's valid.
03:35:21 And I think it's okay for you to show what you're thinking, what you're feeling.
03:35:23 I don't know that I can answer everything because I need to read some of it.
03:35:25 Dude, what is this fucking.
03:35:26 Let me have a chance to say what you just love first. That's not
03:35:29 over there.
03:35:30 I expect to be the smaller, but I just want to thank you so much for joining.
03:35:32 I hope that you enjoyed more.
03:35:33 If you're happy or sad or good bye, everybody, you know where to find me.
03:35:35 Definitely. Hold on.
03:35:36 If you guys do, let me know how it works.
03:35:39 Yeah, you're very particular person I'm finding out.
03:35:42 So if you leave abruptly.
03:35:45 Yes, it's too much. It's too.
03:35:47 Don't you got it?
03:35:48 But if you wrap up for 15 minutes. 50s.
03:35:51 Yeah, it's fluff and fluffy droning on 15 minutes, 49 seconds.
03:35:55 Right.
03:35:57 So what's the right amount?
03:35:58 Seven minutes, 7.5 minutes of droning.
03:36:00 Oh, just don't fucking Jesus.
03:36:02 Like, what the fuck was he saying?
03:36:04 He said the same thing for like ten minutes.
03:36:06 He did. But you know why?
03:36:08 Because he doesn't want it to end.
03:36:09 He just realizes that it's stale and he has to change the show somehow.
03:36:13 But he just doesn't know. He just doesn't know how to change it.
03:36:16 So he's like, come over here.
03:36:17 We'll try this over here for a while,
03:36:20 this little personal moment with his fanbase, and they're going
03:36:23 all like, touch dicks together or something.
03:36:25 I, I didn't look into it from the psychological side.
03:36:28 He is self-sabotage often.
03:36:29 So he sees the decline.
03:36:31 He realizes that most YouTube charges.
03:36:33 So when it fails, he can say, well, it failed because of this change.
03:36:36 I did not because it's current content.
03:36:39 Nobody gives a shit about his atheistic blah blah blah blah blah.
03:36:42 No offense, that was my last beer.
03:36:44 This is not if there's any atheists here.
03:36:49 Are you drunk?
03:36:50 I always point the wrong way.
03:36:52 I have no problems with whatever you believe.
03:36:55 As ridiculous as it is,
03:36:58 or if it sounds really ridiculous.
03:37:02 I believe in two things.
03:37:07 I try that.
03:37:10 And that's a complete set.
03:37:12 Yeah. That's right.
03:37:17 Oh, okay.
03:37:17 That'd be cool.
03:37:18 I was fascinated with breast. Is it because.
03:37:20 No, I came back?
03:37:22 Use a one thing, baby, said, Stone about what happened to me in my past.
03:37:27 Oh, yeah.
03:37:28 I was like, yeah, let's explore that.
03:37:31 Were you touched around?
03:37:33 Hurt people? Oh, no. Oh, no.
03:37:36 What? No.
03:37:38 What brought you to religion originally?
03:37:41 Oh, family.
03:37:44 All right, so then I hate to ask a question
03:37:46 because if it wasn't you, was family. Then what bad thing? That.
03:37:49 No, it was so like, I know the I know the point
03:37:53 in the moment that my mother joined a church, I know why.
03:37:56 Oh, it's everything.
03:37:58 So I was raised in a church, man.
03:38:01 So was that raised.
03:38:02 So I'm saying I didn't do the bad thing, but my one of my
03:38:06 anyways.
03:38:07 So act.
03:38:09 Wow, you have to.
03:38:09 I have to ask, were your parents also born into a church?
03:38:13 Are you just a lifelong generational Catholic?
03:38:15 Yeah. Generational like third generation.
03:38:18 God, sorry, I'm going somewhere with this then.
03:38:21 Although my mother thing was just a personal,
03:38:24 yeah, you know, thing that people went through in the in the, in the late 60s.
03:38:29 Yeah, man.
03:38:30 If it was fresh out of high school, sort of a thing,
03:38:32 you know, that the church didn't agree with at that time.
03:38:34 And which and it happened to everybody.
03:38:38 You're saying going back
03:38:40 generational being a generational Catholic otherwise.
03:38:43 Yeah. Wow.
03:38:44 It was like the worst of bad things.
03:38:47 Oh, right.
03:38:48 Oh, I was a Protestant.
03:38:50 Was raised from there.
03:38:54 Yeah.
03:38:54 Man, when you mention Catholics, the Catholics wore black
03:38:58 because it wasn't Catholic.
03:38:59 What what what what denomination have an eminence.
03:39:03 What denomination?
03:39:04 All the Protestant. Really.
03:39:07 Protestant. I didn't hear Protestant.
03:39:09 I was I didn't hear, I didn't hear Protestant. Yeah.
03:39:11 That's what. Yeah.
03:39:13 It doesn't matter if they're Methodist or Baptist or press, but it does.
03:39:18 Okay, here. It does if you're Baptist.
03:39:21 I know, I know, you can't, I celebrate those
03:39:24 I know dance how a dance.
03:39:28 Why I don't I don't get a phrase and how I get it back.
03:39:34 There is not a big difference.
03:39:37 The ridiculousness is much that the Baptist.
03:39:39 Baptists. You're not allowed to do that.
03:39:41 I'm a Lutheran, all right?
03:39:44 Yeah.
03:39:44 I was raised Southern Baptist.
03:39:47 But all I was told that Lutheran Lutherans are Catholics.
03:39:50 All Jehovah's Witnesses are weirdos.
03:39:53 Lutherans are Catholics.
03:39:54 But they branched off
03:39:55 because they didn't like the whole menu of paying for your sins.
03:39:58 Quakers.
03:39:59 The same, but completely different,
03:40:03 right?
03:40:04 But how can you explain why Baptists aren't allowed to dance?
03:40:07 That's one that I don't understand.
03:40:09 It's dirty.
03:40:11 Let's dance.
03:40:12 They just pull their pants and do something on your feet.
03:40:15 Yeah, I standing sex.
03:40:21 Yeah.
03:40:24 Sharia law.
03:40:25 That should be coming soon.
03:40:27 Yeah.
03:40:27 Coming soon.
03:40:31 I hope you guys I.
03:40:32 Sharia
03:40:34 is this these guys, are we, have a die Sharia button in it.
03:40:38 Names. I know the
03:40:41 I know my die Sharia button is buried
03:40:44 under a mountain of shit.
03:40:50 No, I
03:40:53 threw.
03:40:57 I never let it play on before.
03:41:00 I don't give a crap about that.
03:41:03 Wait.
03:41:04 One of those went in.
03:41:06 Did you hear the one that went?
03:41:07 I don't give a crap about that.
03:41:09 I like the play on words you're doing there in case.
03:41:11 Anyway.
03:41:16 Do you have any more?
03:41:16 All right.
03:41:17 I do your flags before he.
03:41:20 Oh, you know what?
03:41:21 I think I do you right away.
03:41:24 That's a good way to end the show.
03:41:26 Okay? Your flag.
03:41:28 We're way over the two hour limit.
03:41:29 All right.
03:41:30 Britney? Yeah. Where's the button?
03:41:33 Oh, I yeah, the bank said thanks.
03:41:35 If I missed.
03:41:36 Damn.
03:41:37 Okay, I did
03:41:39 what both at the same fucking time. Did.
03:41:44 He. Dear flag,
03:41:47 why is the God of chaos fucking with us?
03:41:50 Right.
03:41:50 Okay.
03:41:53 Dear cock sucker.
03:41:56 Little boy. Cock sucker.
03:41:58 My French fagots.
03:42:00 Dear 13 year old jack fucker.
03:42:03 My, allegedly my daughter and her fiance are 13.
03:42:06 You can't blame the 13. You don't.
03:42:08 You don't call the 13 year old a Jersey fucker.
03:42:11 That is something Don Cheadle looks like Tim Meadows.
03:42:15 Hold on, draw is such a Jay Z fanboy that he's taking a new take on it
03:42:20 when they fuck that 13 year old, that fuck Jay Z.
03:42:23 Yeah, right.
03:42:25 Brilliant.
03:42:25 She was probably lying about her age, I think.
03:42:28 You see, I thought it was a boy the whole time.
03:42:30 Whenever they. You're the first thing.
03:42:32 I just thought a girl the first time.
03:42:33 Yeah.
03:42:34 He fucked a 13 year old.
03:42:35 He was a 13 year old boy.
03:42:37 It's a 13 year old boy.
03:42:39 He was.
03:42:39 No, you know, it is. Sorry,
03:42:43 sorry, sorry.
03:42:44 It's George spending Jay Z right now.
03:42:46 Yeah, yeah, that's what I, I knew that I was like,
03:42:48 I got to get his perspective because he's got to be.
03:42:51 Yeah. Bussy.
03:42:53 Oh the 1979
03:42:56 version of my Bussy
03:42:58 dear flag, my daughter and her film.
03:43:04 My daughter in her field say are intelligent,
03:43:07 successful professionals in their early 30s.
03:43:10 Her fiance just informed her.
03:43:15 My daughter and her fiance.
03:43:16 They are intelligent professionals in her early 30s.
03:43:18 Her fiance Traore.
03:43:20 It's pretty crazy, but,
03:43:24 Her fiance just informed her.
03:43:26 Meaning her daughter.
03:43:28 He was a sperm donor for a friend and his wife a few years ago,
03:43:32 resulting in two biological children with one more on the way.
03:43:39 He had never mentioned this to my daughter before.
03:43:42 She suspected that something wasn't right because he would hide his phone.
03:43:46 He keeps his children's pictures on it
03:43:48 and she finally confronted him last week.
03:43:51 He bonded with the children
03:43:52 during the first year of their lives with frequent visits, then tapered off
03:43:56 because the friends heads, had become uncomfortable with his being around.
03:44:00 The children both closely resemble him.
03:44:04 Her fiance says he hasn't seen
03:44:07 the children since my daughter began dating him two years ago.
03:44:11 Wait, what?
03:44:14 He says he tried the topic twice.
03:44:17 Dude, I just spun the picker wheel and it fucking came up.
03:44:19 Fledge.
03:44:21 Weird.
03:44:22 I saw that.
03:44:24 Well, you can FaceTime them and whatever, blah blah blah.
03:44:26 Seems like a cell phone.
03:44:27 Parents have legal documents in place give blah blah blah.
03:44:31 My daughter says she could have accepted that he was a donor
03:44:34 and has children, and she's very upset that he hid it from her all this time,
03:44:37 so she doesn't care about it.
03:44:38 She's just mad about okay, I thought, this is going to be more.
03:44:42 Yeah, she's just mad that she lied to him or didn't tell.
03:44:46 Yeah.
03:44:46 I can't tell you every detail of my life.
03:44:52 That would make you. Me?
03:44:54 Do you think
03:44:57 that,
03:44:59 came up flange again?
03:45:01 What is it?
03:45:03 This is unusual.
03:45:05 You can believe it keeps coming up.
03:45:07 Flash every.
03:45:08 Oh, I travel.
03:45:12 Do you think,
03:45:14 do you know the true Scotsman?
03:45:17 Do you think he saurus Rex?
03:45:20 That's how.
03:45:22 Sorry, I don't give up again.
03:45:24 It's. It's from Jurassic Park.
03:45:27 No, I just keep switching back.
03:45:28 It came up the first time, and now you just keep switching back to it,
03:45:32 okay?
03:45:33 And. Yeah.
03:45:35 So what do you think about your Irish
03:45:38 stiff ag? No.
03:45:41 What's next?
03:45:42 No, I didn't even answer that one.
03:45:44 I know we're waiting.
03:45:45 It was a song about some, Don't do it.
03:45:49 Some about some assisted suicide.
03:45:53 Doctor abortion.
03:45:55 We actually put, that in Canada.
03:45:57 It's legal.
03:45:58 You can, it's not only legal, it's encouraged.
03:46:01 It's the, number one. Wow.
03:46:04 It's it's it's I figure what the success is
03:46:07 still better than the country's actively killing their citizens.
03:46:11 It's one of the top methods.
03:46:13 Or it's one of the top causes of death.
03:46:15 In Canada.
03:46:17 Now go away.
03:46:19 Yeah.
03:46:21 Everything being white or fair.
03:46:24 Yeah, I know I showed this before.
03:46:28 I doubt it, but I'll show it again, man.
03:46:31 Former performer Paralympian tells MTV veterans Department offered her
03:46:36 assisted death to make a long story short, she asked it for one.
03:46:39 She asked it.
03:46:40 She asked did what?
03:46:42 She asked for one of those chair lifts to help her.
03:46:45 You know where you sit.
03:46:46 It takes you up the stairs.
03:46:48 Yeah.
03:46:48 And they said, no, why don't you kill yourself instead?
03:46:52 Really? Nice.
03:46:54 Yeah.
03:46:55 She didn't, by the way.
03:46:56 She sued their ass. Yeah.
03:47:00 And now everyone no doubt did
03:47:02 what to do, dude?
03:47:06 What's the topic next week?
03:47:08 We don't give a crap about that. Is it flag?
03:47:11 Fly, trans flag? You're not understanding that.
03:47:13 I couldn't care any less.
03:47:17 Have you lost your mind?
03:47:20 Excuse me.
03:47:28 I don't think schools violent enough.
03:47:30 You're not understanding that.
03:47:32 I couldn't care any less.
03:47:33 The world's falling to shit and war, right?
03:47:35 World War three, world War four, probably around the corner.
03:47:38 I never knew that.
03:47:39 Should we be teaching our kids violence?
03:47:41 Proper violence?
03:47:44 There is always a time for violence.
03:47:46 I'm not calling for violence. That would be wrong.
03:47:48 I'm not calling for any action.
03:47:50 But no offense.
03:47:51 Yeah, I always use the example.
03:47:54 If you come home and your wife has drowned two of your children
03:47:56 and she's about to drown the third, is it okay to hit a woman, then?
03:47:59 Most certainly. Most definitely. Thank you.
03:48:02 Ryan, I think we need to get real.
03:48:04 Scram, baby. I agree with.
03:48:08 You got something else to say?
03:48:11 Sounds like a great job, kid.
03:48:13 So about, like, some
03:48:14 some homosexuals, like, hitting on him or, like, waving to him alone.
03:48:19 So that's all I'd like to say.
03:48:22 The brother show.
03:48:24 Yeah. Okay.
03:48:25 Nice.
03:48:26 You should do that after.
03:48:29 Yeah. There's my chief.
03:48:29 Scuse me.
03:48:32 Hey, one universal truth is that there are no universal truths.
03:48:35 There has not been one fucked up on tonight's
03:48:39 show.
03:48:44 It's the Brady and Joshua Brady
03:48:47 and George Geary, as above and so below.
03:48:51 Because he's so close. Brady.
03:48:53 And for sure, we're doing it our way.
03:48:57 We're gonna make it make our dreams come true.
03:49:00 Brady.
03:49:00 And your show with Brady and Raw.
03:49:04 It's their show now Brady draw. It.