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Oh, George.
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The time is now 10:06 p.m..
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You know where your priorities are.
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Hi, I'm Gary, and welcome to Fladge Rants Live.
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I mean, what is yellow?
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What's your favorite color?
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Today the topic is oppressively.
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Because tis the season
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to dress up silly.
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And a paucity is the warmth of the sun on a cold winter day.
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And I'm using it as a metaphor.
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The time is now 1012.
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Do you know where the show went?
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Because apparently we had some technical issues.
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The other guy should be joining us here at the new stream that I just started.
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I'm clearly on the road.
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But as soon as they get the new link, they should be over.
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So comment, like, subscribe.
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I'm in a mire parking lot.
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They appear to be open.
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It's pretty busy for holiday shopping.
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I'm not sure.
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I'm going to check and see if the guy's got the link.
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Can you guys, see me in the chat?
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You see me? What? Ryan,
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did it start over back on,
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All the same, you might have to refresh your screen.
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I'm not sure.
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Let me see if they're here.
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I don't see them here.
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Hopefully this doesn't cancel this one either,
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because I've done this a thousand times and I hit the arrow back.
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It must have canceled the whole stream.
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I'm about to do it again.
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Well, you know, let me hit cancel here.
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Looks like I'm gonna do the whole show by myself tonight.
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I should have at least got some lighting.
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Apricot city.
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I've never been there, but it sounds like a Prince song.
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Wish I had my other phone.
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I can find out where these guys are.
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Hold on.
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Let me check.
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Yeah.
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It should be joining us any second now.
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Hey, there's somebody.
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Oh, here we go.
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Oh, crap. Hi.
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I'm Gary, welcome to Flash Rants live.
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How about this?
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Zeno of Citium.
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That's in Cyprus.
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He was a wealthy merchant, and he lost a his his fortune
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in a terrible storm in the Mediterranean.
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And everything he invested in his ships,
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his the cargo that they had all sank to the bottom of the sea.
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And he, climbed his way back
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and and made his fortune back over tenfold,
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and then started the first stoic,
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philosophical, center in the world at.
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And I'm not going to pronounce this right.
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Store point Kile, which means painted porch and means porch.
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And he founded stoicism.
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They wanted to call it Zeno ism, and he wouldn't have it.
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Because ego is one of the, so.
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Correct.
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He was the original porch monkey.
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And so, Zeno teachings emphasized virtue,
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rationality, and self-control as a means to achieve a good life.
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Fast forward 500 years, and that brings us to Marcus Aurelius.
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Roman emperor, second century A.D..
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And he had, his most famous
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writings were his meditations, his notes on life.
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And he, he had, seven
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main principles, to live by.
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Focus on what you control. Embrace reality.
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So that's the rationality.
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Live virtuously.
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Practice resilience.
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And that's that's if your ships sink to the bottom of the Mediterranean.
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You must
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just choose to fold up and curl up into a fetal position
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and suck your thumb, piss yourself, and cry or press on.
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So practice resilience, act with empathy.
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So, there's there's more about caring about people.
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Eliminate toxic emotions.
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Don't blame others.
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And I've got more to say on that.
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Such as
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if someone that you feel
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shouldn't be ahead of you.
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Is above you at your workplace or in life.
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And you don't think that's fair?
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You can't blame them for your misfortune or,
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just all you can work on is is you what you're putting into it.
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And and, if what you're getting out of it.
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Okay. So,
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that brings me to karma.
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There is no such thing.
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I've seen plenty of bad things where people.
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There's our Seinfeld reference.
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I've seen plenty of good things
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happen to bad people.
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The golden rule, of course.
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Treat others as you would like to be treated by them,
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which is a little different than in some ways to put the Golden Rule.
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But stoicism had 500 years between Zeno and Aurelius
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to, sort those things out.
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Other stoic principles include, nature is rational,
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and, there's more on that.
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But the universe is governed by law and reason.
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Wisdom is the root, virtue and apathy.
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That is, since action is irrational.
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Life should be waged as a battle against it.
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So if you're
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if your life isn't going the way you want it.
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Oh, no.
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Woe is me.
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A lot of people have it a lot harder.
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Stop with your pity party already.
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This this goes back to our fifth or sixth show.
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Bootstraps.
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But I just realized recently
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that no one, not even me,
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nobody has watched every minute of every show.
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So from now on, I'm treating
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every single show as a standalone.
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And you should just be able to watch this and say, hey, this is the body of one.
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And, yeah.
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So the best way to spread Christmas cheer is to sing
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loud for all to hear.
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That is the end of my notes.
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Roll the clip, Brady.
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Don't.
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Because
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going completely against what I just said,
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a follow up from several previous shows.
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I have completed the first round of my Forged
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in Fire challenge and my sister says my life.
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My knife looks like a fish hole and I could perhaps I can see that it's got.
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The introduction is gonna say your life is a waste
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because when you see, you almost had life.
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And I was like, oh no.
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And it's you're like worthless.
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But, as you know, Forged in Fire is a competition.
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So my competition came up with this competition.
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Chopper also.
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So that was kind of interesting.
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Holes for the pin stack.
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Very nicely shaped handle, very comfortable.
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There, I think you find the right length.
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The, the bevels are forged in, so,
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Okay. Yeah, that makes sense.
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I would safely say they both advance,
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but his handle's a little more comfortable than mine.
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You can see, like, I've.
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I don't have a lot of extra room, but I think, you know, pretty,
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pretty lackluster, I know.
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No, no, no no,
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there has not been one up on tonight's show.
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It's perfect.
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No no no no no gun.
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Fucking Gary, wait.
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Why am I that?
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Why am I on the center screen?
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Nine I don't know, I'm on center square.
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Can you can you change that?
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Because I'm driving way too fast to touch anything.
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Yeah, I can do whatever I want.
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I'm here.
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You can do whatever you want, but I'm here.
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Oh. So I think my point was there has
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to be show.
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I know, can you believe this?
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I mean, anybody can argue that.
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Hey, I can't believe we're 22 minutes
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into the show, and we've only done five minutes of the show.
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So crazy. I don't know.
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Who would you say won the first round?
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This guy.
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Okay.
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Tell me what we got you.
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Y'all like Ne-Yo? Of course. Me. The sausage is Morpheus.
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Oh, when you see this, I'm Marcus Aurelius. Atheist.
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Atheist against the atheist.
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What the heck?
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Me just making stuff up,
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controlling his weight of this world and this whole universe.
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Problem is that you.
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I was wondering where I knew that from Marcus alias.
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The atheist alias atheist.
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Marcus Aurelius. Alias atheist. Yeah.
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Well, Marcus Aurelius, another guess.
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Rare times we're the leadership
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also had a monopoly on the wisdom.
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Like, normally the leader is some
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doofus.
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And while the the wisest people
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to tear up are teaching produce electricity
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or tucked in the back during the monologue.
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That's adorable.
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Raw. Hell, yeah.
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I know the weird.
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As a society, there's no.
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We are notorious for wasting talent.
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I've noticed recently that instead of having our
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our great actors, singers, writers,
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artists, instead of having them
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performing and producing art,
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they're all in advertising. And.
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And if you want to make a living.
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Yeah.
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Use your talents for where the money is. Yep.
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Just like scientists and doctors are making boner pills and hair
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fucking transplants.
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Such a way to fuck.
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I'm pretty. This is.
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Yeah, it is. It's idiocracy.
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The whole thing is.
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And, like, in order to learn how to play violin
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as an accomplished violin player, they learn, and it's stupid.
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Earlier you start.
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If you start at six years old, you got a late start.
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You going to start like four years old, and then you got a classically trained
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orchestral violinist.
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And the only job you can get is playing commercials or country.
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What?
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Oh wait. Nah, I does all that now.
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Oh yeah. Yeah.
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And then I was a nerd and,
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and I spent all this time completely about country.
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And I actually sent a Chris Stapleton song in for a mash up today.
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I doubt it worked, because my mash ups never work.
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What about the pussy song from last week?
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Oh, yeah. It was good country.
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You like the pussy song?
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Yeah.
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He's bouncing up and down on my booty.
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I remember that chorus.
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That's, That was
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that was filthy dirty and, Oh no, this is love.
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Let's just love,
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gay dirty.
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Okay, well,
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yeah.
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Speaking of gay, I here's a personal view of gay.
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Yeah, there's a person on, though, where it got a whole.
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Is. Well, then I've got a coworker.
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He decided to screw with me by giving me the silent treatment.
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Here's the thing about the silent treatment.
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That is a woman's tactic.
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And this dude used it on me.
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Here's if you do.
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Thank you.
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If you say wear a dress as a practical joke,
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practical joke aside, you're still wearing your dress.
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I don't know, so I called him out on it
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and I said, is this some sort of chemical imbalance?
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Or like, or or is this,
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some issue that you're too cowardly to address?
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And he got this poop eating grin
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and, guy next to him says, yeah, he's been telling me all day
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that he's just screwing with you, but I wasn't taking it personally.
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I was actually enjoying the quiet.
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But but all of that aside, that was wrong with him.
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Like, did he get a sex change?
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This is a gender swap situation.
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I'm not sure. Is he gay?
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Is he gave for me?
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Is he trying to get my attention?
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Why is this a dear flag?
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Yeah. Oh, I would like my answer.
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Hey, look at this.
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You see this?
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It's a new feature.
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It goes.
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That's cool.
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This is cool.
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I put it there between the captains and above.
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Kermit
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the Frog legs.
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Oh, yeah.
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That.
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I honestly never knew that.
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You never knew that?
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Oh, well, the reason you never knew is because it's brand new, isn't it?
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Now, you're not understanding that.
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I know the,
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Here's the original box.
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The original box?
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Yeah. Show us your box
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is if there's, like, an unoriginal box, is there like a did you have a fake box
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that you.
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Yeah.
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Well, if I needed to store it some other way in this box got destroyed.
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But this box is nearly destroyed.
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I mean, look at this thing.
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Like crazy.
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Funny story.
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Hodge left this in my basement at the condo.
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I moved it from the the old condo to the new condo.
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Back to the old condo, and then up here.
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So it's been through giving it back to him on the for moves.
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Well, we're in negotiations for,
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setting up a room in my basement
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because Will is already occupying my spare bedroom.
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So if I need a second buddy to move in, I'm going to have to set up
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a secondary space like it's a little cold to stay in the barn.
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Plus, there's no floors in the forge.
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So there's no the 4 to 4 orders.
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Yeah,
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that's for two
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floorboards of my Ford.
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Clip coming up today like that I sent in.
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I hope I'm floored by the floorboards of your Ford.
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Are you?
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You should be. Yes, I should be.
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The order is all fucked up already.
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This sucks. Gary should be number one.
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Yeah, yeah. I'm sorry.
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Wait. Felicity.
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Who's Felicity?
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I don't know.
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It's a pristine.
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And it's simply the warmth of the sun on a cold winter day.
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Now, Cambridge doesn't know that word.
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Sun in the snow, causing snow blindness. So?
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So it's not all.
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I mean, you know, even with the bowl of cherries, you're going to get the pits.
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So, if you're trudging across the tundra
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on a bright day, snow blindness is a real thing.
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That that snow just reflects it.
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It's all white.
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And, and that could do permanent damage
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to your eyeballs that that little bit of warmth you feel.
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That's not going to keep you alive to to long.
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You you don't find that because it's archaic.
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They don't use it anymore,
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except in obsession.
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Well, I wanted a name for my forge, and since I do
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most of my foraging in the winter time because it's still 2000 degrees,
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and it still warms up the place.
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I wanted to call my forge a city forge.
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I don't I don't give a crap about that.
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That doesn't do.
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Okay.
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Flange forge.
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What is the old forge?
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I'll tell you what I think when we're on Rumble.
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Okay? Okay, good.
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We're on Rumble right now. Technically so.
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Well, yeah.
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That's true.
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Selling me, talking to my mom now.
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Logic versus emotion. You got me.
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You got me on that one.
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I can't argue with that system when we're on.
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Yeah, I have plenty of that patience of Iraq.
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Okay.
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Oh, you're the rock.
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Oh, you're in a rock.
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But he's got a bow.
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He's Brady Brady Brady Brady
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bow yelling shouting rock.
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Oh okay.
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He's all right. Am
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yeah.
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On the road I 75.
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Can you tell where I am. Oh you know what.
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You might actually even be able to tell here at this intersection.
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Now you want a 696 since 96 or 975.
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Oh, wouldn't that be funny if I didn't pay attention?
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That'd be good. Video.
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Yeah, you should get off the road.
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Yeah, it'd be better if you were like, Maple and Liver Night.
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We get more viewers, probably for a brief period.
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What happens?
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Did you did you miss your turn?
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So you know where Brady is or. No, we don't.
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We don't want to stay where I am. Please. Thank you.
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You're welcome.
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Oh. Well, then.
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Oh, I oh, do you know what you know?
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Where in the world is draw.
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You do.
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Let me be who I was. Let
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me be who I will be.
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Sneaks around the world.
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I was going to say, let's not make it nine us barbecue finger Brady.
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And I'm just.
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Please take me wheel of the, know we call that blood targets.
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We get the pledge Vegas 100.
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Dr. drew. Yo.
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Oh, I know you are.
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I recognize that place.
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Yeah. How do you recognize it?
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Because it's the same as because it looks like Nemo.
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Shower curtain.
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Right?
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I mean, well, that's another Hilton, if you must know.
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I know I remember those, and you're on that Brady things here in Cleveland, Ohio.
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That's not true.
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No. Yeah. That. No, that was that was my RV.
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You can see that. You can see the cars drive by here.
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There's cars driving by. That's weird.
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Oh you're so you look how can you be up so high.
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But see the ground.
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Oh, he's really taught physics.
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I don't understand physics. What do you. What are you in the.
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Are you on the first floor?
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No, I'm actually on the fourth.
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Believe it or not, the fourth floor is good.
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Or fifth angle.
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Good window, good window, good angle.
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Yeah, I can't tell. Good angle. Good window.
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You should be focusing somewhere with a.
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You're somewhere where the parking lot.
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That narrows it down. Yeah. Yeah.
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No it doesn't.
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Well how does that not narrow it down.
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It doesn't narrow down because you're always somewhere with the parking lot.
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They're always I am.
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This one time I parked my car, I thought I fucked it all up.
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Never mind.
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This one time in Bangkok, this one time,
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I put my car keys in my house and the motherfucker started right up.
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Oh, I drove around the neighborhood for a while, and I finally parked it
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right on I-75 and told all the cars, get the fuck out of my driveway, Stephen.
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Right.
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That's who it was.
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Stephen. Right.
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How many guesses do I get?
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Zero.
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Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
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Oh, I'm passing a police station.
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Oh, okay.
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You're in the same place you were last time
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where it was was
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in, you know, West Virginia.
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Yep. You're in West Virginia.
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We need to let go.
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Actually, he was in Oregon, Indiana, and I can't see the country.
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Illinois, where he was in Oregon, Illinois last week.
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All right.
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I'm a city with a no. No one cares.
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No. That's true.
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Just because no one cares doesn't mean they shouldn't comment.
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Emotion should have nothing to do with what we can function with or without them.
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Women, no.
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By the way, we mean no.
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No, no.
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I just had a discussion with one of them
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that said emotions are the most important thing
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because I was trying to get into an argument because
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she goes, it's not my emotions.
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I'm just upset with you.
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And I said, so it's your emotion.
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She said, no, I'm just upset with you.
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And I went, wait, so what?
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The answer you're saying is 100% wrong.
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The answer you should have said is yes, I meant to you because
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she goes, no, I'm upset.
00:24:05
Is that what is that?
00:24:07
And she goes, no, upset is being angry.
00:24:09
I go, well, what is being angry?
00:24:10
Isn't that an emotion?
00:24:14
Yeah.
00:24:16
And then she said, oh girl, baby
00:24:18
girl, don't even play.
00:24:22
You know what the worst thing you want to do,
00:24:23
though, is lose an argument about emotions with an emotional creature.
00:24:26
Right?
00:24:30
Because, like, I won, but I didn't win anything.
00:24:31
Except now.
00:24:33
Now she feels worse and I feel more sane and logical.
00:24:36
So nobody got helped because I.
00:24:40
I got to make them feel less crazy.
00:24:42
How do you do that?
00:24:45
Therapy, drugs.
00:24:49
I've got some.
00:24:50
I don't I'm not going to appease the fact.
00:24:52
I'm not going to appease the fact that that's a period.
00:24:55
That's the end of the statement.
00:24:56
I'm not going to appease the facts.
00:24:58
Oh, it was a period.
00:24:59
And what that explains it over emotion, right?
00:25:03
Right.
00:25:04
I would would you ever lie because it would hurt somebody's feelings?
00:25:07
I don't understand the concept.
00:25:09
I think we talked about this on a podcast.
00:25:11
Her feelings.
00:25:12
Yeah.
00:25:13
But the one thing I heard about the show
00:25:14
is we're going to act like this show standing on its own.
00:25:16
So we can't just lazily refer to old show.
00:25:18
Oh, yeah.
00:25:19
Never mind.
00:25:19
There was never there was never any other shows.
00:25:22
Well look over.
00:25:23
I showed this side of the old show
00:25:25
and it didn't look like a fish, but now it looks like a fish, a barracuda.
00:25:29
Son of a bitch.
00:25:29
That's what I was trying to say, but I had to actually take. Gotta call it.
00:25:32
It's called the Barracuda.
00:25:34
When you said, what is it? What's the difference?
00:25:35
I said, it depends. If you want it to cut or look like a barracuda.
00:25:38
That's what I was trying to say. But I couldn't distinguish.
00:25:41
Yeah, that is the stripes in the eyeball, dude.
00:25:45
Right, right.
00:25:47
Is it serrated like teeth?
00:25:48
Does it have teeth? Yeah. It, not yet.
00:25:52
I think I said
00:25:53
serrated, but I meant serrated.
00:25:57
Oh, serrated.
00:25:59
Is it d or t?
00:26:00
How do you say serrated? Serrated. Serrated.
00:26:03
Is it the same.
00:26:04
Oh it's serrated.
00:26:05
And we still say it like a D.
00:26:07
You know, you just say it fast.
00:26:09
It blends in to it.
00:26:11
Kind of like you're not saying serrated.
00:26:13
Kind of like I say serrated. Yeah. And.
00:26:16
Okay. Oh, that's very offensive.
00:26:18
Why would you say no?
00:26:24
Dr. drew, yo yo yo yo yo.
00:26:28
Iowa.
00:26:32
Yo. Oh, wrong.
00:26:36
Well, then I give up.
00:26:37
No no no no no no no no.
00:26:39
You haven't guessed it in previous episodes.
00:26:42
You have actually guessed that a quite a lot, all over the course of daughter.
00:26:47
Daughter. Georgia. Go to go.
00:26:48
I always say Columbus, Ohio.
00:26:54
That is
00:26:56
yeah, I do, I love Columbus, Columbus is great.
00:26:58
We've got great.
00:27:01
There, spaces.
00:27:02
It was fantastic.
00:27:05
They've even got one of these.
00:27:09
Booths.
00:27:13
But I've got one of those.
00:27:16
I wanted to present it as a white elephant gift at the Christmas party
00:27:21
that I bought this costume for, and my wife
00:27:24
forbade it.
00:27:28
She said I think she should not.
00:27:29
Master forbade it.
00:27:31
You're not giving away a box that looks that beat up.
00:27:36
It's the original box.
00:27:38
I mean, I don't like repackage it.
00:27:41
It's the box it came in.
00:27:44
But, man, it's seen better days.
00:27:47
Clue.
00:27:49
Yeah. Give us a clue.
00:27:50
I am, I am near a harbor.
00:27:53
Oh, no.
00:27:53
No kidding.
00:27:55
Harbor.
00:27:57
I think you're in Port Huron, Michigan.
00:28:03
Oh, that'd be a port
00:28:06
Harbor.
00:28:06
No, but you're getting you're getting quite warmer.
00:28:10
No kidding.
00:28:12
It's.
00:28:12
I mean, Chicago has the harbor.
00:28:17
You're getting even warmer. Who?
00:28:21
Really?
00:28:23
Just just.
00:28:35
Combine them!
00:28:36
Motherfucker! Oh!
00:28:40
Oh! Or Chicago.
00:28:45
Oh, Chicago.
00:28:46
Huron.
00:28:50
Lake.
00:28:51
Oh, motherfucker!
00:28:54
Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding.
00:28:56
Benton Harbor.
00:28:58
No kidding.
00:29:01
But that was Benton Harbor
00:29:04
in Michigan.
00:29:07
So I was right on the west side, Lake Michigan.
00:29:10
All right.
00:29:11
I would say almost across from Chicago, kind of, I guess I don't know
00:29:14
exactly where Chicago is, but it's.
00:29:18
I can't believe southern nailed it.
00:29:20
How did he know that?
00:29:21
I know, right, because Brady wasn't here.
00:29:23
That's what. How he nailed it.
00:29:25
Oh, right.
00:29:27
Is Brady heading to Benton Harbor?
00:29:29
No. Brady is just really good at guessing it somehow.
00:29:32
I don't know.
00:29:33
There he is.
00:29:34
I'm really good at making bad guesses.
00:29:38
A person is an archaic.
00:29:40
Oh, yeah.
00:29:41
It's all I like. Using old school terms.
00:29:45
Now, next week,
00:29:47
we're celebrating Saturnalia.
00:29:51
Why would we do that?
00:29:53
Because it's archaic.
00:29:55
Isn't it a bad thing there? No.
00:29:58
Like esoteric.
00:30:00
I like things that are esoteric, which just means
00:30:03
no one's even interested anymore.
00:30:06
That's esoteric.
00:30:08
That's esoteric.
00:30:10
Rare, wintery word.
00:30:12
It's a wintry word.
00:30:13
It is a wintry word.
00:30:16
Oh, no. Well, is that even mean?
00:30:18
What does that mean? It means no one's interested.
00:30:20
A person means the warmth of the sun on a cold winter day.
00:30:23
But I'm using it for as a metaphor
00:30:26
for stoicism.
00:30:33
Are you going to roll the clip?
00:30:34
Brady?
00:30:35
No one's going to roll any clips because Brady sucks dick.
00:30:38
No, I'm, I'm using Brady as a metaphor for.
00:30:41
Are you going to roll the clip? Brady
00:30:45
no, I'm a one man show here.
00:30:46
Hold on.
00:30:47
Okay, you have to like the symbol between your knees for one word,
00:30:51
one producer down.
00:30:53
And, I don't know where have to shit us sometimes.
00:31:00
I love this.
00:31:01
Now, that being said, I would.
00:31:02
I would organize it better and then know exactly where everything is
00:31:05
because the organization would actually make sense.
00:31:07
Unlike.
00:31:09
Well.
00:31:09
Oh, dear queer face.
00:31:14
Oh, my son is engaged to a girl we all love.
00:31:19
Good.
00:31:19
Oh, hold on, this one's a long nevermind hole, Yeah.
00:31:22
I don't like the long winded.
00:31:24
Yeah, you have an attention span
00:31:26
of like a gnat of a fag.
00:31:29
Yeah, yeah, I mispronounced that. Sorry.
00:31:32
Dear faggy.
00:31:34
Yeah, a friend retired, moved and gave me her
00:31:38
well-paying, once a week job doing industrial cleaning.
00:31:42
How do you give someone a job like that?
00:31:45
Don't you have to be good at it?
00:31:46
Does that work? Right?
00:31:48
Like so.
00:31:49
Like if
00:31:50
when Joe Biden is done being president, can't he just, like, give it to us,
00:31:53
give it to his.
00:31:54
Yeah, yeah, someone else is neighbor.
00:31:58
It pays a sizable chunk of our bills.
00:32:00
My husband who agreed to work with me doing
00:32:02
this gives me a hard time every week by being late.
00:32:05
Oh, what a fuckface.
00:32:07
You need to be there.
00:32:09
We need to be there after business hours at 5:30 p.m.,
00:32:12
so we don't interrupt anyone while they're working.
00:32:15
I have to remind my husband every Wednesday
00:32:18
that he needs to be at the job.
00:32:20
It causes fights.
00:32:21
He makes his own hours at his other job.
00:32:24
He can work whenever he wants and leave when it's done.
00:32:27
I was raised to believe if you're early, you're on time.
00:32:31
If you're on time, then you're late and quote fuck this bitch.
00:32:35
His attitude is quote, why worry about when we show up and quote,
00:32:42
I'm angry that he
00:32:42
doesn't respect how important this job is to me.
00:32:46
It was gifted to you, bitch.
00:32:47
I'm his boss when it comes to I'm his boss when it comes to this job.
00:32:51
So how can I handle this?
00:32:53
I'm so done.
00:32:55
I can't lose this job and I can't do it by myself.
00:32:59
It's HIPAA protected, so not just anyone can do this with me.
00:33:04
It sounds like they can.
00:33:06
But sign. Yeah.
00:33:07
Timed out in the Midwest.
00:33:10
Listen. Timed out.
00:33:11
You got to meet in the middle here because that's
00:33:16
first of all you can't start early.
00:33:18
So your whole concept is wrong
00:33:21
that the concept of if you're on time, you're late.
00:33:23
No no no no.
00:33:25
Hey, Brady. I know where you from,
00:33:30
I love the basement studio.
00:33:32
I miss that place. I don't know if you're ready to join this.
00:33:34
Obviously, that, but. Hey.
00:33:35
So. Right.
00:33:36
Okay. Bye.
00:33:36
Okay. Hi.
00:33:37
My name I know is hair is brush.
00:33:42
You know, this is not my real hair.
00:33:44
I wanted to get down to brush.
00:33:45
Okay, man, I have to brush my hair in two decades.
00:33:49
I don't even own a comb.
00:33:51
This is. This is not.
00:33:53
This is not my real hair.
00:33:54
Okay, in case you've never seen a show or like this.
00:33:58
Is this. This is a standalone show. So we're not.
00:34:01
We're not building for anything here.
00:34:02
This is just this show. And so.
00:34:06
So if you don't know, see, Brady's hair looks fantastic.
00:34:09
Brady. Your hair looks fantastic.
00:34:13
Roll the clip Brady
00:34:16
we can't hear you.
00:34:17
We can't hear you Brady
00:34:19
God it we can see you.
00:34:23
There has not been one fuck up on tonight's show.
00:34:27
Still can't hear you Brady.
00:34:28
And it seems like you probably can't hear us.
00:34:30
Oh yeah you can't. No definitely looks like you can hear us.
00:34:33
That's all right.
00:34:34
You can hear me now.
00:34:36
Yeah. There's you here.
00:34:37
You can. Yeah.
00:34:40
So, yeah, I had to reset the audio because,
00:34:45
Yeah, I always have to.
00:34:46
I just didn't have time to do everything.
00:34:47
So I just sat down and started going here.
00:34:50
How do you not have time to do everything?
00:34:53
I have some stuff that could potentially get us booted from,
00:34:55
YouTube, but I'm not 100% certain
00:35:00
what we'll do.
00:35:01
I think it might be fine.
00:35:03
I think we should do start getting more formatted.
00:35:05
We'll do a solid straight hour
00:35:07
packed with content for you, and then we'll do a gay hour,
00:35:10
and then we'll do a runway sucking Dixon, whatever you whatever you want.
00:35:15
You you. I don't want to do that.
00:35:16
But if you want to do that, you can do that.
00:35:19
Sweet.
00:35:20
It was your idea.
00:35:22
Yeah.
00:35:22
See, Gary's already playing on his helmet, right?
00:35:25
Do that.
00:35:26
Anybody who doesn't think that that looks like a penis hair is not paying
00:35:29
attention, right? Oh.
00:35:33
How come every.
00:35:34
Gary.
00:35:34
How come every time you put that on your head, you look like such a dick.
00:35:39
All right, we can,
00:35:41
I've got some that's, YouTube appropriate then that we can dive into.
00:35:45
You got the voice, too. I should be over here,
00:35:48
so I'd like to make it look like I'm sorry.
00:35:50
I like to make it look like I'm third and, you know, third of stuff.
00:35:53
Are you.
00:35:53
Are you still in third office gimmick? Yeah.
00:35:57
I'm not really.
00:35:58
I'm just like a center.
00:36:00
I look like I'm.
00:36:00
I'm in the center, and you're my ears.
00:36:04
I get I get you turned on.
00:36:06
This is cool. Soundboard.
00:36:08
Let's warm that baby up.
00:36:09
We need to get, like, a,
00:36:12
some type of flat dragons news.
00:36:14
Non breaking news, but I'm getting type segment, just regular.
00:36:18
So you guys hear about this? Son of a bitch I have this.
00:36:21
Oh, it's a local, local story.
00:36:23
What do you
00:36:25
somewhat local.
00:36:28
News about the old news.
00:36:30
We heard this, Ryan Burger.
00:36:33
Have you heard that story?
00:36:35
I would, I remember
00:36:38
Mr. Borden.
00:36:39
He's the Muppet chef, right?
00:36:41
Yeah.
00:36:41
Yeah, I don't know which one is a good one.
00:36:44
Yeah. Bogut.
00:36:45
No, this markedly like Will Ferrell.
00:36:47
Sorry, I always does.
00:36:49
I'm thinking my own.
00:36:50
If nice I don't look like Will Ferrell.
00:36:53
What doing wife of Wisconsin man accused of making his own death files for divorce.
00:36:58
I don't think you said that right.
00:36:59
There's no end.
00:37:00
Online records show the wife of the man who faked it has filed for divorce.
00:37:04
The filing, I think he said winner wins, cat wins.
00:37:08
I mean, there's an end. And that's at the end.
00:37:09
The number.
00:37:10
They're faking a drowning to meet up with another woman in another country.
00:37:14
Tony.
00:37:14
Minnesota prosecutors charged the Watertown husband and father
00:37:17
with deceiving police, faking a drowning to meet up with another woman
00:37:21
in another country.
00:37:22
Tony, this Hannah Hilliard joins us live from
00:37:24
the new is willing to go the distance Ryan Barker. That's right.
00:37:27
Yeah. No.
00:37:27
Kristin Berg would return
00:37:29
from Eastern Europe and work, work, work, work authorities two or more.
00:37:32
He spent the night in jail and prosecutors charged twice
00:37:36
for his wife has filed paperwork legally separate lies.
00:37:39
Their marriage or broke.
00:37:42
I'll pause it. You go.
00:37:45
Irretrievably broken.
00:37:46
Are you done or weren't I said that right?
00:37:50
Or work?
00:37:51
Was Ryan Ward back in Wisconsin
00:37:55
facing reality, charged with obstruction after investigators
00:37:58
say I like to draw things that anybody listening
00:38:00
to the show cares about the actual news content make everyone think he does.
00:38:04
After a kayak ride in Green Lake,
00:38:07
the ruse had them searching for 54 days.
00:38:10
A criminal complaint now reveals board, board research quote in the visuals
00:38:15
that he looks like a burglary disappeared and other lake deaths.
00:38:19
It says the Watertown husband and father of three went to church the day
00:38:23
he skipped town, and before Eastern Europe to meet up with a woman.
00:38:27
The whole idea was the woman's death, he told investigators.
00:38:31
Just salacious details, public attention that doesn't make for felony conduct
00:38:36
quite the list. But on this one day, an ad is not.
00:38:38
You can't assume that could wrong, but charging him with insurance fraud
00:38:42
for taking out a life insurance policy back in January could be more difficult.
00:38:46
And unless there's some type of document that he wrote himself a note
00:38:50
or whether he admitted in this guy kind of is else like any likely
00:38:57
teeth,
00:38:57
but for real, not the ironic seven foot kind like Will Ferrell.
00:39:01
A confession that he took out that insurance policy is part of this scheme.
00:39:06
He just seems really happy.
00:39:08
Health news has asked about charges he's on TV benefit from.
00:39:12
She can't, referred it to the district attorney's office.
00:39:16
They will review that and, see if there's going to be
00:39:20
any other charges or not.
00:39:21
We tried talking with the district attorney in person.
00:39:24
Are you able to make any sort of statement now?
00:39:26
That's that was under the he wants to see if there will be other charges
00:39:30
instructing charge or not, even for a death hoax.
00:39:34
My team finds out that there will be other charges
00:39:37
in this very also finds out if there will be other charges not.
00:39:43
So Wisconsin father and
00:39:45
husband, are you in Benton Harbor leaving his family behind?
00:39:48
When I walked in that I just said, did you know that county?
00:39:51
And today we learned how lucky get legal fight on his hands.
00:39:54
Attorney Dan Evans is here to discuss the case.
00:39:56
Oh, this jury going in the past.
00:39:58
And this is really an unprecedented type of thing, that the son of a bitch
00:40:02
fucking went to Europe to meet some fucking bitch.
00:40:05
And then he, then he, like, kind of figured that the world would.
00:40:10
Not as good out here, you know, it's not exactly what he thought it was,
00:40:13
statistically, that she's probably a bitch.
00:40:15
She has a vagina.
00:40:17
It was a scam. Anyway.
00:40:18
She wasn't serious.
00:40:20
A 45 year old father and husband from Waterton.
00:40:22
Waterton faked his own death on Green Lake in August and fled to Eastern Europe
00:40:26
to meet up with a woman, according to court documents.
00:40:30
The elaborate scheme included
00:40:31
flipping his kayak, heading to Canada and moving money to foreign banks.
00:40:35
This guy, like, went all out, his kayak, a euphemism for his cock a word.
00:40:41
Roy returned on Tuesday, December 10th and was immediately arrested.
00:40:44
He made his first court appearance the next day
00:40:45
and was charged with obstruction.
00:40:47
It's funny that he, like, came back, so obviously it,
00:40:51
wasn't what he thought it was, you know.
00:40:52
Yeah. It wasn't.
00:40:53
He got he got screwed over and in that on that trip
00:40:58
and yeah, it just wasn't the the girl was, leading him on.
00:41:03
She thought, you know, American dude, he's got money.
00:41:06
And she was using him.
00:41:09
And when he realized it, he's scared down there.
00:41:12
Yeah, because that was part of the story.
00:41:15
He had.
00:41:15
He had like five grand and that was about it.
00:41:18
And I thought you once, once
00:41:19
the five grand was gone, she's like, I don't kind of know anybody anymore.
00:41:23
Okay. Yeah.
00:41:24
She's like, yeah, I don't think it's gonna work out.
00:41:28
That didn't match.
00:41:32
Do you have a mash up for me?
00:41:34
None of them, really, man.
00:41:35
I got my mash up.
00:41:36
It was one.
00:41:36
Oh, yeah. With that, do we want to save it?
00:41:39
I don't know, I don't because
00:41:41
I don't think so because my.
00:41:44
No because my I've got the, I've got a mash up of my own
00:41:47
that we've played that is the same song we,
00:41:51
I finish out the picture with with or without lyrics.
00:41:56
Whose.
00:41:57
Yours. Mine. Yours, yours.
00:41:59
I don't think we're talking about the same thing anyway.
00:42:04
Miney moe.
00:42:06
This.
00:42:06
We have sugar I think we should talk about.
00:42:09
Did you just call sirup or we play sirup?
00:42:12
I like that you hear that?
00:42:13
I hear that version a lot.
00:42:15
Did you see her at first?
00:42:16
Yeah. What do you mean by that?
00:42:18
You know, Wendy's commercials have.
00:42:21
They're featuring a frosty.
00:42:22
They're caramel, and they don't say caramel,
00:42:26
but they make fun of the other commercials saying caramel.
00:42:29
When it's caramel, you know, they had a bar called Caramello.
00:42:35
Well, no, there's definitely caramel.
00:42:36
Caramel potato, potato thing.
00:42:40
People say it both way.
00:42:41
Yeah. Both ways.
00:42:43
Are you trying to say you're up there? Up?
00:42:45
People don't say you're up.
00:42:48
What about the red stuff that goes with mustard?
00:42:50
What do you say with that
00:42:53
ketchup?
00:42:55
Okay. Just seems like.
00:42:56
Yeah, you can buy ketchup.
00:42:58
People that say yes, people that say dumb, people
00:43:02
that say no, there's a brand name, there's a brain called ketchup.
00:43:06
Catsup.
00:43:07
No, it's spelled catsup, but it's pronounced ketchup,
00:43:11
but it's spelled sirup, so it's pronounced sirup.
00:43:15
Pull up that international.
00:43:16
It's not so catsup.
00:43:18
Pull up sirup.
00:43:19
See? Yes. Up catsup. Yeah.
00:43:22
It's spelled both ways.
00:43:24
Well, see, we're. We're in it.
00:43:26
What's that word you made up?
00:43:27
What's the word you made up?
00:43:28
It's just settles for anything with no fact compatible ism.
00:43:31
Everything is compatible. It's now it's like.
00:43:33
You sure? Yeah.
00:43:34
In word, but. Well.
00:43:35
All right, it is now. We'll put it in the dictionary.
00:43:38
Sure. Why not?
00:43:39
I heard a lady say I don't use pronouns.
00:43:43
Next thing out of her mouth was like they or,
00:43:47
you know, the very next thing out of her mouth was a pronoun.
00:43:50
I think she people don't even understand what words mean.
00:43:54
Yeah, well, not in grammatical sense.
00:43:58
It's just very.
00:43:59
Next, there was a literal pronoun,
00:44:04
like they were literal or literal,
00:44:07
like we literally,
00:44:10
you know, we're they,
00:44:12
they are the pronoun lady.
00:44:16
You don't know what you're talking about.
00:44:17
Pronoun lady.
00:44:18
That's the pronoun lady.
00:44:19
Oh, wait, we can't show that on YouTube because somebody clearly is.
00:44:23
And then is.
00:44:23
Yeah, yeah, oh yeah.
00:44:25
There's so many things you're not like, in order to toe the line,
00:44:29
you're supposed to say, there's never been a CIA cover up and the
00:44:33
no elections ever been rigged.
00:44:36
Does anybody want to talk about drones or is that kind of drone out?
00:44:40
I don't know. I've.
00:44:41
I've only heard about it.
00:44:42
I've never
00:44:43
I haven't looked at any of the footage, but, I heard that all birds are drones
00:44:49
are built by the government to spy out.
00:44:52
I mean, I have that link to.
00:44:54
I forget what Ben Shapiro was saying.
00:44:55
He was saying the Jew he was saying some shit about, there's some type of,
00:44:59
let's you there are some type of, like, agreement or some shit
00:45:02
or law that, like, is expiring soon.
00:45:07
Yeah. Okay.
00:45:08
So the law, I think it's H.R.
00:45:11
8616 or so.
00:45:13
I'm late on this, but yeah, I heard it from the.
00:45:15
Did you get it?
00:45:16
It it expires December 20th was started 2018.
00:45:21
And it's basically a counter drone law that expires in a few days.
00:45:24
So if the drones disappear on the 21st, that's what it was.
00:45:30
But there's been everybody's going nuts.
00:45:32
Well, the problem is, is whatever it is,
00:45:34
we know that the government absolutely knows,
00:45:35
because if they didn't know or if it was some counter,
00:45:38
you know, if it was Iranian or whatever, they would just shoot them down.
00:45:41
The problem is, is everybody else is coming up with
00:45:44
I'm scrolling and I'm scrolling, clicking like, is there any other stories that are
00:45:48
meant to muddy the waters?
00:45:53
Or is there any like,
00:45:57
I'm going to talk over it because
00:46:00
it's beautiful.
00:46:01
I can't hear you.
00:46:04
Said, no, let me pause it.
00:46:05
We'll wait.
00:46:06
We need no.
00:46:06
Is there any fucking, like, air traffic violations or coming close to air?
00:46:11
So here's the deal. So, drones.
00:46:13
That's my only concern here. Check it out.
00:46:15
Except for, restricted airspace, which has no depth, no distinction
00:46:19
for drones, meaning you can't fly anything in restricted airspace.
00:46:22
There is no restrictions, no regulation on where a drone can fly,
00:46:26
only where it can take off and land.
00:46:27
No, only where it can take off is no.
00:46:30
I own a drone. There's strict.
00:46:32
They were they were supposedly coming.
00:46:34
Coming after people during Covid because they were fine.
00:46:36
They were just fine.
00:46:37
Anything the bus people with and they were buzzing, people that were flying
00:46:40
had videos of people of themselves flying their drone above.
00:46:44
You were then you were flying unrestricted air in.
00:46:47
It's 150ft.
00:46:50
I may know somebody who flew theirs straight up
00:46:52
far more than me about it, but I just heard the other day
00:46:55
that there's no restriction on where you can fly it,
00:46:57
only where you can take off and land and it's not you, can't you just.
00:47:00
So I've been running with it.
00:47:01
Well, you can do it.
00:47:03
I may have heard that you can just kind of just keep going up.
00:47:08
And I myself had, would never know, ever do anything like that.
00:47:13
But I've heard of of someone,
00:47:17
that did do that, and it just, you know, it's all you're going to get caught
00:47:21
the second you, you go past a certain level.
00:47:23
It's just when you're
00:47:24
flying around other aircraft, they might pick it up on a radar
00:47:27
or you may, you know, get
00:47:28
it caught in their fucking engine and kill people,
00:47:30
you know, and I'm sure there's some kind of signature to it.
00:47:33
So if they can find the kind of drone that that this person
00:47:36
or supposedly this person has is one that's like, yeah, big.
00:47:39
The drones we're talking about are drones that are like six, eight, eight feet.
00:47:42
Yeah. The size of a car sometimes.
00:47:44
Yeah, yeah.
00:47:45
So I don't know if you're looking at the problem is two
00:47:47
is everybody's looking up talking about muddying the waters.
00:47:49
And every airplane suddenly now is a sinister drone.
00:47:52
And every fucking around this new Jersey, they interview these kids
00:47:56
that were riding around, they're trying to find where one crashed.
00:47:58
And they were saying, well, you know that there's a lot of those,
00:48:01
pull behind gliders, too,
00:48:03
that you normally wouldn't see, but now suddenly you're seeing them.
00:48:05
And I'm not saying that that's what they are,
00:48:07
but there's so many things in the sky and oh, the little wind pilot fuck faces.
00:48:10
Everything is a nefarious drone.
00:48:12
Well, there's there's all kinds of aircraft
00:48:14
now that don't look like helicopters, don't look like airplanes,
00:48:16
but they're like the they are manned unmanned.
00:48:19
Yeah.
00:48:20
There were services rolling in groups of like 30 and shit.
00:48:23
Like, people seem like sometimes like times they are.
00:48:26
What are they doing?
00:48:27
I don't know, there was just a whole flag flying.
00:48:29
So did you see that?
00:48:30
Yeah, it could be.
00:48:31
Yeah, yeah. And faster horses.
00:48:33
They've had like chosen drones.
00:48:34
They're drones are this big.
00:48:36
They're not six flying cars.
00:48:38
Well so they could be starting to roll out surveillance I think.
00:48:42
But they got some bad ass lights on them.
00:48:44
Yeah, they must have some. Cool.
00:48:45
If it isn't them.
00:48:46
Just trying to create a threat to get more money on this counter drone bill.
00:48:49
Because, I mean, what's that?
00:48:51
What's that thing that's always the easiest, least path.
00:48:54
Resistance is usually the right answer.
00:48:56
What's I don't know, you're into
00:48:58
some stranger.
00:48:59
Yeah, that I knew Gary when he says it.
00:49:01
Like some of these razors tips.
00:49:03
Yeah.
00:49:04
So I'd like to ask him.
00:49:08
I'd like to ask him if this is the easiest thing.
00:49:10
So it probably is.
00:49:11
If they need more money and they need they need there to be a drone threat.
00:49:14
Well, they just created a drone threat.
00:49:16
Guess what? They're going to get rubber stamps to.
00:49:18
They're more money for counter drone if they're making drone threats.
00:49:21
Right.
00:49:22
The other thing is, is they're getting us aware, like
00:49:25
they can't just suddenly
00:49:26
put out a net of drones to surveil us over the whole United States.
00:49:29
We would, especially in Texas, they would lose their mind.
00:49:31
So they picked the most liberal, most.
00:49:34
We don't want to really get involved or complain area, which is new Jersey.
00:49:37
No offense, new Jersey, New Yorkers, new Jersey, they're just like, yeah, okay.
00:49:41
And I think they're rolling it out slowly to see how we react.
00:49:44
Like as a test, some people call it a psyop,
00:49:47
but I don't know how what what what what kind of psyop.
00:49:51
And some of them are just out there surveilling some.
00:49:54
I heard in one place that they're looking for a nuke.
00:49:56
There's a lost nuke, and these things are trying to smell for nuclear material.
00:50:00
That's why they're they're literally.
00:50:01
And if they do look like they're in some type of a search pattern,
00:50:04
if I the ones I've seen, that would make sense.
00:50:08
Something else I heard is that they are.
00:50:12
I can't remember the other thing.
00:50:14
It's hard to think when I hear peeing and flushing.
00:50:15
Sometimes it's like that.
00:50:17
But then I.
00:50:17
I realized I came right here and didn't pee, and I'm drinking water.
00:50:20
There was a Christmas toy with nuclear material in it.
00:50:23
I heard that long dark, but I had a little tip jar.
00:50:28
It's those lawn darts with the metal tips that I thought
00:50:31
that was the most dangerous toy ever sold.
00:50:33
Because it was banned.
00:50:34
Like so.
00:50:35
To be clear, there's supposed to be, like, 4000 nukes.
00:50:38
And when they were done with the audit, they were like 3994,
00:50:41
like they were missing six.
00:50:43
And one of them, they think, oh, wind somewhere on the coast.
00:50:45
So that's why you see these drones on
00:50:47
both the East and the West Coast smelling for nuclear material.
00:50:50
Right.
00:50:51
But so I guess I was getting too, I remember now.
00:50:53
So these are all like logical, reasonable reasons why they would be up in the air.
00:50:57
But now people are like putting all these CGI ones.
00:51:00
There's somebody there's a video of somebody
00:51:01
shooting at a drone as it drives by or as it flies by or whatever.
00:51:05
I don't know if a drone drives or flies but goes by.
00:51:09
And there you go, there you go.
00:51:10
Pew pew pew pew pew pew pew.
00:51:12
But then the internet detectives immediately
00:51:14
showed the video without the shooting.
00:51:17
So people are adding shit to make it weird.
00:51:18
You know, there's another drone that seems like it's shooting lasers.
00:51:22
I don't I don't buy it.
00:51:24
There wouldn't only be one angle of why not one drone?
00:51:26
Why do we not know?
00:51:28
The government does not know what these drones, they absolutely do.
00:51:31
Do you do you know what they're saying?
00:51:32
They don't know if if it's just because of a nuke that we don't know where it went.
00:51:36
If you don't, they just say, oh, it's sniffing
00:51:39
for a nuke that we don't know where.
00:51:40
And if you work in the government and you're on one of these secret security
00:51:42
committees, you're under the security Clearance Act.
00:51:45
And if you say anything, you can get hung at the worst.
00:51:48
Release a fucking statement that says, yeah, don't worry, public, you can't.
00:51:52
We're just talking like they know.
00:51:54
They just can't say.
00:51:55
But and if they do say this is keep this in mind.
00:51:57
They're not telling you
00:51:58
because mass hysteria they think is less fearful than the truth.
00:52:03
So I must be pretty. It must be pretty bad.
00:52:07
There's got to be a bad name.
00:52:08
No, no, it's a lie.
00:52:09
It's safer than the mass hysteria.
00:52:12
Well, that's so.
00:52:13
No, you know what we need to do?
00:52:14
We need to show them
00:52:15
how bad the mass hysteria can get so that they tell us the truth.
00:52:20
Like, oh, you know what?
00:52:21
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
00:52:23
Maybe we were wrong.
00:52:23
Maybe the mass hysteria is worse.
00:52:26
Yeah.
00:52:30
I think it's pretty obvious.
00:52:31
It's just it's a it's a, It's a drill,
00:52:36
and it's it's it's everything on one.
00:52:38
So one committee said, wait, you need to look for a nuke.
00:52:40
Okay, we'll do that.
00:52:41
And let's let us test these new drones
00:52:42
and let's get all the fucking public used to drone surveillance, and let's roll
00:52:47
out the project blue beam alien agenda for one world government.
00:52:50
I mean, let's go all the way there. It's like a rabbit hole button.
00:52:53
I hit the rabbit hole button, but that bumper is too fucking long.
00:52:57
It's turn into a Terminator world.
00:52:59
I like it.
00:53:00
Terminator is a warning.
00:53:01
Why are we still marching head fast?
00:53:04
Did you I dude, so much shit came out and I so much scary shit.
00:53:09
Most recently, I came out as gay. Some. Yes.
00:53:12
You said that
00:53:13
the reason
00:53:14
why the government doesn't know is because it's AI controlling the drones.
00:53:17
How about that one like Terminator already will wave further past Terminator
00:53:21
than we even could imagine.
00:53:24
Dude, you're laughing.
00:53:26
But it's possible.
00:53:28
It's highly probable.
00:53:29
Well, it's, gonna.
00:53:32
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
00:53:35
All right? See, that's why I can't share my screen.
00:53:37
I'm so not set up. I didn't even hit that button yet.
00:53:40
Oh, my Lord, I got the birds aren't real right here.
00:53:42
That's what I want to. I mean,
00:53:45
they're eating the birds.
00:53:46
They're eating the cat.
00:53:51
Robin.
00:53:51
Clip. Brady I'm trying so hard to eat.
00:53:55
I know, I'm sure I'm like, function functional
00:53:59
probably.
00:54:00
Okay, cannot I cannot.
00:54:02
You guys speak, Japanese to help?
00:54:05
I'm fluent Mandarin.
00:54:06
Yeah, those are Chinese. My bad.
00:54:09
I got to put in my content.
00:54:11
Or did you catch all that?
00:54:13
That was to be clear, that was a drone, all right.
00:54:17
Meaning, do I know the little bird?
00:54:19
Like, listen, listen.
00:54:20
I like, though, that this is imperfect Chinese military style, like,
00:54:23
instead of just instead of just showing off the drone, they got to have a guy,
00:54:27
and I call it a ghillie suit, but he's not in the weeds, is in the water.
00:54:30
I don't know what a water ghillie suit is called. Ghillie.
00:54:32
Well, you know, I'm trying to say it's probably just called ghillie suits.
00:54:35
So ghillie suit right?
00:54:36
Why is he hiding?
00:54:37
He's got he's got a gas mask. I think it's a little overboard.
00:54:41
Oh, did you see CNN fake the bomb raid?
00:54:43
They did it again.
00:54:44
They did it in the 80s in Kuwait.
00:54:46
They put on masks and I was like, oh, we're getting bombed.
00:54:48
And then they find out they're in a green screen, not even the country.
00:54:52
They just did it again.
00:54:54
They're all laying on the ground
00:54:55
acting like they were getting bombed, and it was totally fake and staged.
00:54:58
They also faked the guy coming out of, being in prison
00:55:01
in Syria with a nice clean beard, fresh haircut, manicured, supposedly
00:55:06
was in prison, being held captive for he hadn't eaten drink.
00:55:10
Hadn't he said he hadn't drank water in four days.
00:55:13
That's hard to do.
00:55:16
Not if you don't have water.
00:55:18
Yeah, but most people die in three days.
00:55:20
Now, having water was not a real burden.
00:55:23
No burden for you to say so.
00:55:25
You're just scrubbing.
00:55:25
You're just rubbing it in our face. Now to say, is that a real bird?
00:55:28
Because everybody knows birds aren't real, birds aren't he?
00:55:31
Yeah, yeah.
00:55:31
But do they have to get in the water to throw it like that?
00:55:33
Thank you. Here he.
00:55:35
Yeah yeah. That dude look.
00:55:36
Oh he's got a fence line. I think he's a fence line here.
00:55:39
But there's still somehow a camera filming from the other side of the fence.
00:55:43
Right. There's two people.
00:55:45
The cameraman. It looks like it's just some park.
00:55:47
It's public park. Right.
00:55:49
Hold on. Is there two people in the water?
00:55:52
He's launching two. Dramatic here.
00:55:54
Yeah, there is, isn't there?
00:55:56
There's two people in the water.
00:55:57
Yeah. You need two people to operate this room.
00:55:59
How many Chinese people does it take to film a drone?
00:56:02
Well, you need one in the water and one jerking the other guy off in the water.
00:56:05
All right, clearly
00:56:07
chicken.
00:56:08
The China, the Chinese chicken.
00:56:10
Whoa. That was very inappropriate, but very well.
00:56:12
You man
00:56:14
arrest you.
00:56:15
Wow. I'm gonna cry.
00:56:18
Gay men.
00:56:21
Oh. All right, on a lighter note, a theory about them.
00:56:24
And I got to tell you,
00:56:26
I'm a bit worried.
00:56:28
He's. He's a bit pretty chipper guy anyway.
00:56:31
Yeah. What are you saying? That's just got kind of.
00:56:33
Oh, up on the web has, you
00:56:36
you have a lighter note segment?
00:56:39
I hope so, okay, good.
00:56:42
Roll the clip.
00:56:42
Ready?
00:56:45
Let's.
00:56:48
Back it up.
00:56:49
Good.
00:56:50
Maybe the kid back it up.
00:56:54
Your.
00:56:55
Did you hear?
00:56:56
Oh, Todd's in the hospital. Hi. Who's Todd?
00:56:59
He got a collapsed lung from vaping.
00:57:02
He thought it was cool. Not cool.
00:57:05
I promise you, all vaping, it can lead to a lifelong addiction.
00:57:08
And we can't be friends if your lungs collapse.
00:57:12
Bogus.
00:57:13
How come teens aren't the best people to talk to about vaping?
00:57:17
Hey, you got a minute?
00:57:18
You, start the conversation with your child about vaping today.
00:57:23
Well, the vaping that they're talking about
00:57:24
is the, nicotine vape, which nicotine.
00:57:27
Right.
00:57:28
As well as the, propylene glycol that supposedly the propylene glycol.
00:57:33
But there is also vegetable glycerin. They're safe.
00:57:35
They're things it's actually way, way, way less harmful than cigarets.
00:57:40
But supposedly it's still harmful.
00:57:42
But they don't use any of that.
00:57:44
They don't use any of that shit in weed, vapes. So.
00:57:49
But it's still called a douche flute.
00:57:53
I'm getting high.
00:57:54
I don't give a fuck what you got.
00:57:55
All right.
00:57:56
Oh, should we get much higher?
00:57:59
You be much higher.
00:58:01
So I also.
00:58:05
Oh, I oh, yeah.
00:58:10
Me too much.
00:58:11
But I should be ready for like.
00:58:14
00000.
00:58:21
Give me that much higher.
00:58:23
So I also.
00:58:27
Oh I like, oh yeah me too much.
00:58:33
But I0000
00:58:43
my. All right Lord.
00:58:47
Dear fagot that's
00:58:51
so this is a throwback to Yeah,
00:58:55
I just did this is a throwback to what we were just talking about,
00:58:57
as well as a combination.
00:58:59
As a throwback to the fucking fagot kid at the goddamn circle, K.
00:59:04
Oh, wow.
00:59:06
His dear Abby.
00:59:07
His name was Sean. People. Yeah. Oh, Sean.
00:59:10
People are always coloring me.
00:59:12
His name is Sean. Coloring me.
00:59:14
Is that a coloring?
00:59:16
Me people are always coloring me.
00:59:18
Coloring a brand, a band of material
00:59:21
around the neck of a shirtdress coat goes to another college.
00:59:25
I guess he's just saying, like coloring. Like you.
00:59:28
They're like holding him.
00:59:29
They're they're wrapping around him.
00:59:31
They're they're always color ING me, cornering me, and then take
00:59:35
talking my ear off.
00:59:37
They don't, I don't know, on for long periods of time.
00:59:40
I don't do it.
00:59:42
Friends do it.
00:59:43
And so do that.
00:59:45
Fagot fucking kid at the circle K, it's a strangers.
00:59:48
It's a social situation I dread.
00:59:52
It gives me a feeling of claustrophobia.
00:59:54
Not really.
00:59:56
In. Invariably, invariably, I get a word.
01:00:02
I can't get a word in edgewise.
01:00:03
It's like people feel
01:00:04
they have something to prove with me or are desperate for praise.
01:00:08
I feel I can't extricate myself, right?
01:00:11
Because you're talking like a fucking homo.
01:00:13
Extricate myself without appearing downright rude or cruel.
01:00:16
This is the scenario.
01:00:18
The scenario happens so often.
01:00:22
I sometimes wonder if maybe something is tattooed across my forehead
01:00:25
that encourages others to to dominate me with their words.
01:00:29
What can I do to stop people from chattering at me?
01:00:32
Signed, David.
01:00:34
In Texas, you need to work on your air of unapproachable.
01:00:40
Yeah, I look like a fuck face.
01:00:42
What do you like here or easy
01:00:45
mutter to yourself.
01:00:48
Dress in shabby clothes
01:00:51
or good buddy, the elf costume?
01:00:54
Yes. Actually, not during Christmas.
01:00:56
That doesn't work.
01:00:58
I went to Hamlin Pub, one of the 6 or 7 locations
01:01:01
around locally and,
01:01:05
three times strangers asked me for selfies.
01:01:08
I, I kindly obliged each and every time and then just draw.
01:01:12
Yes. Regularly.
01:01:14
Oh, no.
01:01:14
I was dressed as. Okay.
01:01:17
And did you have a party today
01:01:21
or was your Christmas party at Hamlin Pub?
01:01:24
And I, this drunk guy stumbling up
01:01:28
and slurring something about the private banquet hall.
01:01:33
And then you said something back and I slurred something back,
01:01:36
and we went over there and I and Buddy the elf, me as well.
01:01:40
Ferrell's character.
01:01:42
Made an appearance at his private party.
01:01:48
Should I have strict.
01:01:51
Like a Chippendales dancer?
01:01:54
Maybe he make Facebook video full screen.
01:01:56
Anybody know, capable of doing full screen?
01:01:59
Yeah. Oh, the the shorts. You can't.
01:02:02
You gotta zoom in.
01:02:03
It's the shorts.
01:02:04
Don't forget to screen finger.
01:02:06
They're meant for the phone. You gotta zoom.
01:02:08
You gotta pinch zoom a test center zoom, or use your browser to zoom.
01:02:13
I guess you could.
01:02:14
The coroner can hear you, but you never.
01:02:16
They were going to do a concert. This is hilarious. Flat.
01:02:19
Big flat.
01:02:19
What's up, my fellow star?
01:02:21
Let's stand in the corner today and watch us make a fall treat.
01:02:23
Pumpkin spice latte. That's almost winter.
01:02:26
You look like Matt Gates, except you can have sex.
01:02:28
A 17 year old girls, if you wanted to. If they wanted to.
01:02:31
You feel like you're going to compete in the college football game.
01:02:33
Why are you wearing all that camo leaves and stuff?
01:02:36
Should we say this for Rambo?
01:02:37
Is he like never gets to know the full age of oh, it's fucking off.
01:02:40
Did you hear Trump's going to get another shot?
01:02:42
You think there's going to be a Democratic insurrection?
01:02:43
No, no. They already have a big march planned.
01:02:46
It's in June. They call it a parade.
01:02:48
Coffee is my second favorite export from Colombia.
01:02:50
Do you know what Trump's favorite export is like?
01:02:52
I think they make cocaine. Oh, yeah, he did.
01:02:55
I call this my Menendez Brothers latte because there's a double shot.
01:02:58
How do you think they're Menendez Eskimo brothers?
01:03:00
Because that since the electric company got.
01:03:03
Let us forget what happened to my neighbor Kenny.
01:03:06
Yes. He's a huge risk.
01:03:07
So we're just going to use his white power.
01:03:09
Speaking of which, if I'm racist, why is my house in a total blackout?
01:03:13
That African-American out?
01:03:14
Hey, Kenny, are you going to have another costume party? Bonfire night?
01:03:17
Now, just try to keep the chanting a little bit lower.
01:03:19
What did he call me? He knows we're white, right?
01:03:21
The first step in ethnically cleansing our palates is to take the our coffee dicks.
01:03:26
It's hotter than JonBenet Ramsey.
01:03:27
Yeah, I don't think. Give a fuck that. It wasn't at your Thanksgiving.
01:03:29
Yeah. You're a turkey in there. Consider me Will Smith.
01:03:32
Keep my wife's pussy out. Your mouth. Ex-wife. Terry.
01:03:35
Fuck. Terry.
01:03:36
The best thing about making coffee at home is I don't have to tip the barista.
01:03:39
Here's a tip.
01:03:40
Figure out your gender, then make me a shitty cup of coffee.
01:03:42
That's insensitive.
01:03:43
Take out your gender, then make me a mediocre cup of coffee.
01:03:45
I don't have to give nonbinary people money for they them to fuck me.
01:03:48
They do it for free.
01:03:49
I like my coffee, like I like prostitutes, dark
01:03:52
and eventually messing with my butthole.
01:03:54
What's the audience right now, Liam Payne?
01:03:55
Because hit the ground.
01:03:57
There's this whole video about Liam Payne.
01:03:59
Now we dump the ashes,
01:04:00
growing Pains, the One Direction guy that went One direction, I don't know.
01:04:03
Yeah, that's my business, right?
01:04:04
What is it that I want to know him.
01:04:07
He's the one that won One Direction by way of Berlin.
01:04:10
I've been carrying out my grievances now. Not you, Kenny.
01:04:13
You know, it's really not okay.
01:04:15
Yeah, I think pretty strong in the cake.
01:04:17
I guess I'm getting pretty strong hands
01:04:18
here in the gay, gay, gay fucking George Clooney.
01:04:20
Dick, get in there.
01:04:21
Oh, I'm sorry, something like that could hear me. Dude.
01:04:23
There, choke went all right with me on that type of beat.
01:04:26
Mike Tyson.
01:04:27
Yeah. Off with his mouth.
01:04:28
Oh. Redskins cocks. Commanders cocks.
01:04:31
Better.
01:04:32
Did you hear Sabrina Carpenter was hanging out with Harvey Weinstein?
01:04:34
They were drinking.
01:04:35
Hi tech critics after I call my espresso Max Crosby
01:04:38
because it's strong and black that he's like, oh, no, he's got the pass.
01:04:42
Speaking of been, where have you been the right time this year?
01:04:44
What's nice? Not naughty.
01:04:45
I've been telling everybody down at the school, you're a huge N-word, I say, not
01:04:49
because I've got huge white jugs mixed in something it.
01:04:52
And eventually, if left alone, it'll separate.
01:04:54
It's an acid in the base.
01:04:56
It's chemistry which they have. No, no.
01:04:57
Fuck you, Bill Nye the science guy.
01:04:59
And if I want to see something covered in sticks and leaves,
01:05:01
I just go dig up Gabby Petrina.
01:05:03
But you know, I'm in the van, man, just like they do in Italy.
01:05:06
Stop doing that. That's all right. Out of mind.
01:05:08
It's like they saying it all. Bush did nine over 11.
01:05:11
Good day. You still seeing that girl from the produce section?
01:05:13
Yeah, I call her my insurrection because her name is Jan and she's A65.
01:05:17
What is this? Mark Miller's mouth?
01:05:18
Because it's about to be white and frothy.
01:05:20
To represent this.
01:05:21
Mac Miller was up there making beats with Liam Payne.
01:05:25
Yeah.
01:05:26
Who's most likely doing anyway.
01:05:27
So was the guy who directed
01:05:30
Conor McGregor.
01:05:31
Because I can't get it to pull out.
01:05:33
Okay.
01:05:34
Mean it takes you a time.
01:05:36
We're going to turn this drink from Italian to Irish with this moonshine.
01:05:40
What the fuck I told you to get.
01:05:43
This is what the homeless guy chose, right?
01:05:45
I think you can read. Did you pay him?
01:05:47
No. It's good.
01:05:48
Just like in Italy, I JonBenet Ramsey Cox.
01:05:52
Why is it on fire?
01:05:53
It is actually smoking, which, like, looks like any good Italian.
01:05:55
A coffee maker, smoking. Dad, what about the pumpkin spice?
01:05:58
Oh, pumpkin spice. She's my least favorite Spice Girl.
01:06:01
She's the ginger one now, Kenny.
01:06:02
Ginger. Ginger. Just like they do in Italy.
01:06:05
I'm a mia.
01:06:06
Here I go again now to see if it's Boston or not.
01:06:08
Who am I, Leah?
01:06:09
Ginger doesn't take a gross that on the face.
01:06:12
Oh, Kirk. Curb street dead dog cop.
01:06:15
That's hot.
01:06:16
Looks like Liam Payne.
01:06:17
This one Direction. This coffee's going down.
01:06:19
Oh that actually made less of a mess.
01:06:20
See, he's still your hero. Was open casket. Yeah.
01:06:22
I mean, that's a real bucket.
01:06:24
The table set up. Yeah.
01:06:26
Most. Oh.
01:06:26
I see enough of bisexual teenagers at home, but just like they do in Italy.
01:06:30
Fuck you.
01:06:30
Can you come over here with the torch?
01:06:32
Oh, shit. Let's go. I'll tell you. What's everyone?
01:06:36
Yeah, everyone knows what Liam thought on the way down.
01:06:39
The same thing. Everyone thinks on the way down.
01:06:42
I shouldn't have done this.
01:06:44
No. He's like, I'm going one direction.
01:06:49
Oh, dear.
01:06:52
Fuck. They
01:06:55
ask flag.
01:06:56
I think I got it.
01:06:57
I have, I have known my friend Matt for more than 20 years.
01:07:02
We've been close for most of those years.
01:07:04
Matt.
01:07:05
Matt, Matt is gay.
01:07:08
And earlier in our friendship, we had a mutual friend.
01:07:12
Oh, shit. Gary.
01:07:14
Yeah, he a big who used a gay
01:07:18
epithet often, even though
01:07:22
epithet epithet epithet, epithet epithet.
01:07:26
Those are the things that are after the things that are gay slur military
01:07:29
uniforms.
01:07:31
Often I think they're
01:07:33
even though he knew Matt is gay,
01:07:36
I think
01:07:37
it hurt Matt,
01:07:40
but he wasn't comfortable speaking to Gary about it, so I did.
01:07:43
Sometimes Gary not only apologized to Matt, but to this day,
01:07:48
some 18 years later, I haven't heard Gary say that word in our company
01:07:53
recently, Matt has started using a derogatory racial slur.
01:07:58
I told them that not only is it disgusting and offensive,
01:08:02
but I compared it to the situation with Gary.
01:08:06
Matt laughed it off and continues to use the word with no regard for me.
01:08:11
I started spending less time with him because of it.
01:08:13
I don't want him to think I condone his racist language.
01:08:18
Is it time to sever ties with Matt?
01:08:20
Signed.
01:08:21
Disappointed in Maryland.
01:08:24
Maryland, said fagot.
01:08:26
That's where the gay people.
01:08:27
Yeah, Mary.
01:08:30
I'm guessing he's racially challenged.
01:08:35
I don't like that he doesn't say what word it was.
01:08:38
It's the N-word.
01:08:39
Haha. I'm right.
01:08:43
And, he started using it.
01:08:45
At what point in your life do you just start using start?
01:08:47
Yeah. Like, no.
01:08:48
You're like the whole time you kind of just joke about it your entire life.
01:08:51
It's always like anything that's taboo.
01:08:54
You just kind of go, oh, I'm going to say that anyway. Fuck it.
01:08:56
Isn't that funny? Right?
01:08:59
Right.
01:08:59
Well, in middle school, it was fun to call everybody gay.
01:09:02
And then you added, yeah, let's go for a couple people. Gay.
01:09:05
Oh, yeah. Because,
01:09:07
well, easy, but not gay.
01:09:09
Careful, but not gay.
01:09:12
Well, no.
01:09:12
Unless they're acting get.
01:09:14
They're the straight ones. No.
01:09:16
You call them a fag and they'll just go yeah, yeah of course.
01:09:18
Yeah. That's me. Yeah, yeah.
01:09:21
Thank you for probably identifying me, but, I,
01:09:25
I even, hold back on the N-word.
01:09:29
I mean, not all the time. Wait a minute.
01:09:32
Wait.
01:09:32
That's interesting.
01:09:33
Hold on, hold on. What kind of precocious.
01:09:36
Abby. Abby. Abby writes.
01:09:38
Meaning does. Kate.
01:09:40
Why would I
01:09:42
I when you said even I that.
01:09:45
Yeah. Do you are you a higher stand. Do you put yourself.
01:09:47
Oh yes yes, yes I hold myself to a much higher status, you know.
01:09:51
Why would I be involved in that?
01:09:55
I like the way you'd added.
01:09:56
I hold myself to a higher standard. You just.
01:09:59
You just are a higher standard.
01:10:01
Say it, say it.
01:10:04
I'm better than you.
01:10:05
That's what I was getting it.
01:10:08
As long as we both agree, we both be wrong.
01:10:11
Okay.
01:10:13
Yeah.
01:10:15
So there was a, there was a, I'm probably wrong.
01:10:19
I agree with you, but we're both wrong.
01:10:21
I would agree with you, but we'd both be wrong.
01:10:24
Exactly.
01:10:24
There was a poll where took it.
01:10:27
Simply asked one question.
01:10:28
It was word up and it was a yes or no type one.
01:10:32
If it was a yes, a two for no. Yeah, B.
01:10:38
It's.
01:10:39
Yes. Yeah.
01:10:40
So yes I type I hit the button.
01:10:43
Yeah. And it's one could do it right.
01:10:45
If you're in the chat you can do it right in the chat.
01:10:47
It'll count.
01:10:49
It will not count.
01:10:51
We won't accept it.
01:10:52
He's like oh you can call in.
01:10:54
Do you have kid five eight.
01:10:56
You could call in, but if you call in, nobody's going to take it.
01:10:58
So don't call him. I guess.
01:11:00
Okay. I'm kidding.
01:11:02
Yeah. Check this out.
01:11:03
This is the kid.
01:11:07
This is the kid.
01:11:08
Got deal it up.
01:11:12
LeVar Burton.
01:11:15
That is not LeVar Burton.
01:11:17
Oh, it is Burton. Yeah it is.
01:11:20
I'm not racist.
01:11:21
I don't all look like LeVar Burton to me.
01:11:25
They, you know, fucking LeVar Burton
01:11:28
reading some people. Yes.
01:11:30
Thank you.
01:11:31
That's the right answer.
01:11:32
Not Star Trek The Next Generation.
01:11:34
And he did that to the pile.
01:11:37
But I'm here thinking I'm talking about what did you tell your mom? I
01:11:43
came up here about to go down.
01:11:45
And you know what?
01:11:46
You don't. Get.
01:11:51
Let me go.
01:11:51
Let me.
01:12:05
On the.
01:12:11
Back! I.
01:12:16
Go! Oh, crap. Oh!
01:12:30
Oh, okay.
01:12:33
Great.
01:12:35
But I.
01:12:42
I'm. I'm not
01:12:44
like. I don't
01:12:46
I don't know anybody.
01:12:57
So I mean, I draw where in the draw was I
01:13:01
did you guys figured out is that segment still rolling?
01:13:04
Oh, no.
01:13:06
We didn't close it, but, Benton Harbor, Michigan.
01:13:09
Oh, seriously?
01:13:11
Yeah. If hotel. They have hotels there.
01:13:13
Oh, wait, maybe I think.
01:13:14
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I, I was thinking Kiko Harbor.
01:13:17
Fuck.
01:13:17
They didn't fucking.
01:13:18
We I didn't close it out. God damn it.
01:13:21
I'm still guessing there's only three of them.
01:13:24
Got it right.
01:13:25
Technically, not only free to be.
01:13:29
Oh, it's been done.
01:13:30
Well, then I don't want to hear the words.
01:13:33
Then why don't you watch the show? You son of a bitch! You tell me.
01:13:35
You know, I was walking in and Dr. Drew.
01:13:39
Good thing I said that. Are you going to be able to play the closing?
01:13:41
And I wouldn't be able to talk over it?
01:13:45
Yeah, that that was going to bug Brady.
01:13:48
Look, there's a new video up.
01:13:49
Is that the video you didn't think I was talking about?
01:13:52
There's a new video up.
01:13:54
It's another new video. All right guys.
01:13:55
So first I want to segue into the whole Jay-Z thing
01:14:00
before we play that, if we could okay.
01:14:04
There's a bit of, oh, there's a new video up.
01:14:05
You mean if it's private, no one can see it,
01:14:09
I don't know.
01:14:09
Oh, so you just made it un private? Yeah.
01:14:13
So I don't want to be like God
01:14:14
or anything or administrator, but I can see him all, all the time.
01:14:17
I know what I thought Gary had that access because that was internal.
01:14:20
I don't I don't know, man.
01:14:22
But so, so know why that private is not okay.
01:14:26
It's usually just not private is now the
01:14:30
plus I just transferred everything so I mean I can there's a list of
01:14:34
I put I signed in this pledge but I forgot to do that.
01:14:38
I've got a video that I meant to send.
01:14:41
I signed for free speech.
01:14:42
The last thing I should do is put a greater censor filter on.
01:14:46
So whatever pops up pops up.
01:14:47
But I do have a big disclaimer that it's yours.
01:14:50
Talking about your pain, not mine.
01:14:52
We've got a lot of material to get to, so let's let's do this.
01:14:56
Let's do it.
01:14:56
What do you. So you're pushing me. Is that what's happening?
01:14:59
They're getting ready to rumble.
01:15:01
We're talking a like.
01:15:02
I want to talk about it. Yeah, we don't need to for the kid. Oh,
01:15:06
you want to do the kid?
01:15:06
It's funny because I'm a I'm a I'm a huge fan of Jay-Z.
01:15:10
He's been my favorite rapper.
01:15:12
He was DMX. I was a good fan of Puff Daddy.
01:15:14
I loved his first album.
01:15:15
And then he kind of just kind of went soft.
01:15:17
I don't know, his first album was great, but, I love Jay-Z.
01:15:21
I could, I could probably recite 90%
01:15:24
of his lyrics off the top of my head.
01:15:27
I find this hilarious.
01:15:29
Oh, I don't know.
01:15:30
I don't really care.
01:15:31
Jae hee hee hee hee I don't know, he may.
01:15:35
He may have whatever my position is always the same.
01:15:37
Innocent until the guilty.
01:15:39
Alicia was 16 when she was married to our Kelly, which she actually went through.
01:15:44
Plane crash, I think.
01:15:46
Yeah, I think Jay-Z dated her around that same time, too.
01:15:51
And then it's funny because I saw a video of, Dame Dash, who used to, whatever.
01:15:57
If you don't know the story,
01:15:58
you don't need to, but he's, friends with Jay-Z growing up.
01:16:01
Created the record label that he that they started,
01:16:05
Rockefeller Records together.
01:16:08
And then they kind of parted ways due to, due to a dispute.
01:16:11
Usually. Usually it's money, but
01:16:14
he was like, oh, yeah, I don't know.
01:16:17
You know, that's kind of why I separated with those people.
01:16:20
Just because I, you know, wait, but but he also was people.
01:16:25
He also did not he didn't mention this, but he also was dating earlier.
01:16:29
Prior to,
01:16:31
Jay-Z dating a prior to our Kelly dating.
01:16:33
Oh, yeah.
01:16:34
So it's funny that these guys are just there's probably a lot,
01:16:36
you know, isn't there?
01:16:38
Oh, yeah.
01:16:39
Because supposedly he was fucking Foxy Brown
01:16:41
and she was supposedly 16 at the time, but, I don't know.
01:16:46
In our state there's consent,
01:16:48
so I don't know how I, I don't, I don't, but this one is 13,
01:16:51
this one is 13 and this one is, is accused as a boldface rape.
01:16:55
So like really in my mind there's a delay between 16, 13 and five.
01:16:59
Obviously.
01:17:02
But when you mean when it comes to rape,
01:17:05
whatever.
01:17:07
I mean, I'm just saying, like, you could, you could.
01:17:08
You said that 16 is the age of consent, right?
01:17:10
So that's debatable and arguable whatever.
01:17:11
But technically in Michigan it is. Yes, it is.
01:17:14
But as a father, I don't think it should be like till 37. So.
01:17:18
Right. Right.
01:17:20
No, he was he was like 20.
01:17:21
He was in his mid 20s at the time, but he was also one
01:17:24
he would argue at the time, unless you're from the Middle East,
01:17:27
I don't think anybody would argue like five is too little.
01:17:32
So there's always that story.
01:17:34
I, there was a new story where it was the youngest chick.
01:17:36
They got pregnant. How old were you?
01:17:38
Yeah, yeah, she got knocked out nine months ago.
01:17:40
This woman, it's long.
01:17:41
I took the phone, so she pretty much nailed the whole.
01:17:45
It is basically public demand.
01:17:48
I get a real, real kind of focus between
01:17:52
him, Chris Brown and MC hammer.
01:17:56
Okay, so they're kind of all coming around and they're all linked.
01:18:00
We know he did. He's going down fucking breezy.
01:18:03
And that was said by his ex-wife.
01:18:05
And that video I did last year.
01:18:07
So now I don't believe in psych ism psychic psychic ability.
01:18:11
I don't know how to say that
01:18:13
psychic abilities are not real.
01:18:15
I think her like if you're if you're a celebrity psychic is not real.
01:18:19
If you're a celebrity psychic, you're going to take information
01:18:21
that people know that other people don't
01:18:23
and use that and exploit that to your advantage and act psychic. Right.
01:18:26
So I believe this person knew somehow that the charges were coming.
01:18:30
So I don't think she's predicting.
01:18:31
So I don't think it's amazing.
01:18:32
Well, you were like, you can come pick she.
01:18:34
Now look, the short the long of it is she nailed it.
01:18:37
She said PD and then somebody else.
01:18:39
Different story because he's still attached to a hierarchy
01:18:43
which encompasses financial,
01:18:46
political and just basically public.
01:18:50
So he's not absolutely going to be taken down yet the next three years. Yes.
01:18:55
There are steps where if he doesn't fall.
01:18:58
So yeah. So she called it nine months ago.
01:19:01
But again, I don't think that means she's psychic
01:19:03
or some divinity or whatever, and it's going to actually happen.
01:19:05
I think that she's in on that.
01:19:08
But now I think Chris Hansen called this a long time ago.
01:19:12
I think what I always ask the same question
01:19:15
if there's a victim, I'm not a victim shaming, I'm not victim blaming.
01:19:18
But why wait so long to come out there?
01:19:22
I can't think of any explanation of that.
01:19:24
Like, oh well, I saw he was running for president, for example,
01:19:27
and I just couldn't it just it just wait on me.
01:19:30
No, I don't think that and that same argument
01:19:33
in that same argument, both of these men have been rich for quite a long time.
01:19:37
Why wait until now?
01:19:38
Right? That's why I'm saying why wait until now?
01:19:40
That makes me suspicious of her accusation.
01:19:42
I know, but the automatic.
01:19:44
Why would she?
01:19:45
Why would she come up with this?
01:19:46
And now I don't know why. Oh I guess, yeah.
01:19:49
Never mind that. They're.
01:19:51
Never mind.
01:19:51
Yeah we agree, I agree.
01:19:53
So but so then the other thing is
01:19:55
apparently she's like why wouldn't she have come up with this a long time ago?
01:19:57
Just because she said she when I say she I'm trying to be polite.
01:20:01
It's actually a man. It's a it's a the 16 year old.
01:20:04
They're all boys.
01:20:05
They like boys I like.
01:20:06
But anyway,
01:20:08
did he
01:20:08
all the people they're coming forward for, did he for the sexual assaults are all.
01:20:11
Well, I mean, they're men now, but they were boys to men.
01:20:14
I like boys to men.
01:20:15
Yeah.
01:20:16
See, one is the same boy.
01:20:18
Anyways, I shouldn't say that the way I said that.
01:20:21
What do you say?
01:20:22
You say, boy, I met young, young man.
01:20:25
I mean, like scouts.
01:20:26
They basically had his lawyer come to Jay-Z first and say, hey, here's a lawyer.
01:20:32
Come. Yep.
01:20:33
I said, there's no debate if it's dicks or no dicks, you always want dicks.
01:20:36
These groups of guys that I played with.
01:20:40
Anyways,
01:20:42
we had a bunch of young, young scouts.
01:20:47
He came to his his lawyer
01:20:48
came to Jay-Z or Jay-Z's lawyer first and said, let's settle.
01:20:52
So right off now, I'm like, hold on a second.
01:20:54
They're not looking for justice. They're looking for payment.
01:20:57
Yeah. And then he didn't pay. He's like, fuck you.
01:20:58
I've been through this before.
01:21:00
I think because of the song, which we're going to get to right after
01:21:02
this, Jay-Z has problems, but
01:21:06
you know how the rest goes.
01:21:07
Yeah. I didn't realize the bitch was a young boy.
01:21:10
That's the only weird part. Boys are the young boy.
01:21:13
Yeah.
01:21:14
That's. So that might be even weirder.
01:21:16
Maybe the complaints are wrong and they're totally off. Who knows?
01:21:18
But I think I think innocent until proven guilty on Jay-Z side.
01:21:22
And I'm more suspicious of the accuser than I am of Jay-Z at this point.
01:21:25
With anything I know, and I don't know anything but yeah.
01:21:29
So you don't have any defending to do in here.
01:21:31
I think he's
01:21:32
he's probably done some pretty sick shit, but I don't think this is one of them.
01:21:36
I'm sure he, he's, he gets around.
01:21:40
He doesn't he's not I mean his lyrics prior to being with Beyonce,
01:21:45
are very much like, misogynistic.
01:21:48
And that's fine.
01:21:49
That that's.
01:21:49
Yeah.
01:21:50
He's very he's not like he's hiding it.
01:21:52
And then he marries Beyonce and then, like,
01:21:54
cheats on her and she like, wonders, like, you know, how, how could you?
01:21:58
And it's like he's been very blatant about his attitude.
01:22:02
And then as even after that, you know, it's supposedly he's
01:22:06
still been, sexually abused.
01:22:07
And now if you're out in the desert and you're wrestling
01:22:10
with a snake and a snake, bite you, you should never be surprised.
01:22:12
It's a snake. That's what it does. What's the,
01:22:16
it's the one, that I got 99 from.
01:22:20
Should I play?
01:22:20
No, Tiger.
01:22:21
Like, you know, Tiger is going to Tiger.
01:22:24
What the fuck is that saying?
01:22:27
An else going to l
01:22:30
at some point?
01:22:32
I mean, are we doing the music draw first?
01:22:34
Should I play, should I play or.
01:22:35
Wait, what what are we doing?
01:22:37
Which everyone, I would say is a good transition
01:22:40
to, segue to the kid, but, yeah, but the kid,
01:22:44
if the if the kid, the music, the music is not Jay-Z.
01:22:48
I'm going to do it. The music?
01:22:49
Yeah.
01:22:49
The music has less of a way less of a way more of a chance
01:22:52
of getting a copyright strike than it does.
01:22:54
You're right. We should do it. All right. Yes.
01:22:57
So we'll do. We can do the original. Oh. We can.
01:23:00
Of course.
01:23:00
I'm making.
01:23:01
I make a Beastie Boys reference in the kid video.
01:23:04
And I looked up what the kid was talking about,
01:23:08
and I tried the same question on real.
01:23:12
And, yeah, it appears that I was in the wrong.
01:23:17
Here would be the first test, test,
01:23:21
test, test, test test test test test test.
01:23:24
Don't worry, all your test will be play test.
01:23:26
These tests.
01:23:27
What's the smoke? Nuts. Nuts? Balls.
01:23:31
That is kind of smoke from liquid nitrogen.
01:23:35
What do you look. Oh, hey,
01:23:37
what are you licking right?
01:23:40
Take a deep breath over there.
01:23:41
Yeah.
01:23:43
In this corner at 123 pounds, with safety glasses and a will to.
01:23:48
Not just no question, but also my hands and you know what?
01:23:52
The kid was beyond years, I guess.
01:23:55
Should once there's children.
01:23:58
Are there any kids involved?
01:24:00
Christmas tree is too pretty for not.
01:24:03
Where is it.
01:24:04
Oh, behind the kid.
01:24:05
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry.
01:24:07
I heard my name. Yeah.
01:24:08
For not allowing him. Yeah, yeah I'm sure.
01:24:10
Let him last.
01:24:11
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
01:24:15
Let's see the sarcasm. Yeah.
01:24:17
I'm sorry I didn't check a checkbox.
01:24:19
I moved everything over manually because I'm the kind of an old person
01:24:23
that can't just click a backup and recover.
01:24:25
I have to go baseline manually.
01:24:27
See the problem with that?
01:24:28
So the good thing with that is you don't move over problems.
01:24:30
But that bad thing is,
01:24:31
one out of a thousand times you missed a checkbox
01:24:33
and then you miss a video and then, low IQ.
01:24:36
I guess you could say, I'm sorry, I apologize, I was wrong.
01:24:40
Gary told me there's a lack of focus.
01:24:43
But I'm sorry for you,
01:24:45
because it sounds like Gary kind of set me straight.
01:24:48
So I'm not.
01:24:48
I'm not going to lie to you too much, but, you know,
01:24:51
let's let's try to be better rate.
01:24:53
I laid into him a little hard. I felt like he.
01:24:55
I should see the whip marks on my back.
01:24:57
So why is he so far away? I can't see his hair. Yeah.
01:25:00
I'm sure. Well, why don't you.
01:25:01
Oh, we got his man.
01:25:04
He's got his hat laid way back.
01:25:06
I can't see it's. He's hiding his hair.
01:25:08
Yeah, he still hasn't gotten a haircut.
01:25:10
It's just been growing out.
01:25:12
It looks gorgeous.
01:25:13
Yeah, I agree,
01:25:16
gosh. Looks so okay.
01:25:18
No, you didn't put you on the spot.
01:25:21
When I ask a question like, multiple choice.
01:25:24
Me the easiest way, but I'm going to give you a fill in the blank.
01:25:26
Okay?
01:25:27
White Castle, Friday's only come in blank Sighs oh,
01:25:31
if that's what the other video man sorry one
01:25:34
oh I'm like the
01:25:37
I don't know I think I'll say one
01:25:39
the answer is 10I see yeah see that's mean.
01:25:43
I thought it was a for easy answer but no don't worry Mary.
01:25:47
Words like right. Love it or not I have it.
01:25:49
Oh I thought it was.
01:25:50
I did some fact checking is do
01:25:53
White Castle fries come in one.
01:25:57
Wait, what?
01:25:57
What was the first question? Do they have more than one?
01:26:00
Do they have more than one fries I don't, they're ever since 1980,
01:26:06
something like 86 they expanded.
01:26:09
And here's the funny part.
01:26:11
The three sides are small, medium and sac.
01:26:17
I got a sack.
01:26:19
But are you sure? Are you sure?
01:26:22
Small.
01:26:22
Everything you guys.
01:26:24
Everything cooked in soybean oil?
01:26:25
No. You just get a sack of fries and you just come in a big bag.
01:26:28
You just get a bag of fries.
01:26:30
If you keep eating soybean oil, you going to shrivel up?
01:26:33
Have you ever eaten all the fries you.
01:26:36
This is not a medical show. This is not.
01:26:38
I've never gone to five guys because it sounds gay as fuck.
01:26:41
Oh, my God, it's so good.
01:26:42
You got to go.
01:26:42
That is so good.
01:26:43
I would never eat five guys.
01:26:45
I know Brady, you I know I will eat five guys wholeheartedly.
01:26:49
Give me a double I'm so hungry A44.
01:26:52
We are five guys.
01:26:53
Give me a double.
01:26:54
Double five guys with cheese.
01:26:56
Yes. Groups of guys that I played with.
01:26:59
That was good bacon though.
01:27:00
If it's dicks, look at bacon. You always want
01:27:04
to. So quickly it's taken out of context.
01:27:09
That dicks thing is, if you're actually doing building, working, you want men.
01:27:13
There's no debate. If it's dicks or no dicks, you always want.
01:27:16
Yeah, there's no debate.
01:27:17
If you have to pick between men and women, it's men.
01:27:20
Is that means it's raining men?
01:27:23
Hallelujah, Hallelujah.
01:27:25
What has happened to the show?
01:27:26
Come back for that.
01:27:29
Oh, sorry.
01:27:30
I've got no come back for that.
01:27:31
Did the kid show? Did the kid did it end?
01:27:34
That was it.
01:27:34
Yeah. Guy with the finger on the pulse of Armada.
01:27:37
So he said one. And you said three way.
01:27:39
He said one first and then three.
01:27:41
I'm convinced I said one.
01:27:42
He said three.
01:27:43
He was right, I was wrong.
01:27:45
You guys, you apologize.
01:27:47
No, you apologize, but you do apologize.
01:27:50
I apologize to you for not allowing you to carefully reflect, become.
01:27:54
It simply isn't.
01:27:56
Oh, this is the kid somebody pointed out to me.
01:27:58
Excellent.
01:27:58
Since all motion is relative and is all observer dependent,
01:28:02
it is as arbitrary to set your center point at the sun or at the big black
01:28:06
hole, and centers into point of the Milky Way than it is to set it on the Earth.
01:28:09
In other words, motion is all of the Alex from
01:28:12
the earth is you remember, he thinks you sound funny.
01:28:14
It is as metaphysically legitimate because we are at the center of the universe.
01:28:18
So that's part I.
01:28:19
But I want him to more than anything else in your centrism is bad.
01:28:22
Colin.
01:28:24
What's the number?
01:28:24
The Catholics were right all along.
01:28:26
It seems.
01:28:27
I did actually recently become a centrist.
01:28:30
He said, come because this is a joke.
01:28:32
Somebody pointed out to me that since all motion is relative
01:28:35
and is all observer dependent,
01:28:37
I'm going to list this as arbitrary to set your center point at the sun,
01:28:40
or at the big black hole in the center of the
01:28:42
of the Milky Way, than it is to set it on the earth, populating otherwise.
01:28:45
Observe. Irrelevant.
01:28:46
And since the Earth is the only place that any observers,
01:28:48
it is as metaphysically legitimate to say that is the center of the universe
01:28:55
than anything else.
01:28:55
So Geocentrism is back, and I,
01:28:59
the Catholics, were right all along, it seems.
01:29:01
I should mention I did actually recently become a docent.
01:29:04
Oh, that was good.
01:29:06
Was the wrong button.
01:29:07
Hey, he's right.
01:29:09
Is he a cultural?
01:29:10
Does that make him a cultural Christian? No.
01:29:15
Oh, it makes him correct.
01:29:18
Right?
01:29:20
Right.
01:29:21
Yeah.
01:29:22
No, it doesn't like it depends on your frame of reference.
01:29:25
Our frame of reference from our frame of reference.
01:29:28
The Earth is the center of our universe.
01:29:34
It really is that simple.
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It'll make you feel different than you usually do.
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You know, like, in a good way. You know, like burps.
01:30:55
But then the next day, it'll feel like you're poisoned.
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Which you were.
01:30:59
So don't be surprised or complain to us about it.
01:31:03
I'm Roger, by the way.
01:31:06
By the way.
01:31:08
Yeah. Don't complain about it.
01:31:11
Woe is me.
01:31:12
Get off your pity party.
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You know what? Uneasy.
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Yeah, yeah, it's a little warm sunlight in the cold
01:31:20
on all of your circumstances yourself.
01:31:23
Here's all the mash ups you sent me.
01:31:26
Okay.
01:31:28
Sorry there was an error while building your mic's nice.
01:31:32
That's all.
01:31:34
It's.
01:31:34
It's absolutely all of them.
01:31:36
Well, there were three.
01:31:38
Yeah,
01:31:40
one of them was appropriate for the topic.
01:31:45
But never mind.
01:31:46
We have two. We have 1 or 2 other mash ups but we have.
01:31:49
Yeah we do.
01:31:49
I want to watch him on the tube.
01:31:52
You should follow us over to rubble.
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Yeah.
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Rubble.com/fledge rants.
01:31:59
Or if you're just watching us on Rumble right now, just stay tuned.
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Yeah, that's right.
01:34:23
Well, thanks for the kid.
01:34:27
Well, thanks.
01:34:27
The kid last year.
01:34:29
Ready to rumble,
01:34:34
bitches took a long time.
01:34:35
YouTube would not let go.
01:34:37
It would just hang in there.
01:34:39
Okay? Let's go.
01:34:40
You appealed and they overturned
01:34:43
their decision.
01:34:47
You're the big winner.
01:34:58
Ladies and gentlemen,
01:34:59
let's get ready to.
01:35:06
Rumble!
01:35:07
I hope that you're ready to rumble.
01:35:08
I hope you're ready to rumble.
01:35:13
Okay, so what's this?
01:35:14
This is a woman in a country who thinks she's a witch
01:35:18
and a, She thinks she is a witch.
01:35:21
She thinks she's a witch, and she wants to hold back the rockslide.
01:35:25
I believe.
01:35:26
Okay.
01:35:27
The combo. What is she?
01:35:29
She's a witch.
01:35:31
What do you mean, she's a wet. She's not a witch.
01:35:32
Get over here!
01:35:34
No! Magic is not going.
01:35:35
It's a landslide, you dumb bitch! Get over here!
01:35:39
Oh, get a fucking way!
01:35:41
Get him!
01:35:41
Boom! Move, you dumb bitch!
01:35:44
Run, run!
01:35:45
Oh, fuck!
01:35:46
Oh, UN.
01:35:49
Yes! Yeah, yeah!
01:35:52
No. I think she made it.
01:35:54
Bring her magic.
01:35:56
She should have jumped.
01:35:59
She was actually, holding it back.
01:36:02
She, like, tried.
01:36:03
She literally tried, like, she learned that from the guy that makes the circles.
01:36:07
Yes. Yeah, I just watched,
01:36:10
What's what he said, what's his face?
01:36:13
No, it's very.
01:36:17
You like what's.
01:36:18
His face was a little bit bigger than what's his face.
01:36:20
Yeah. He was, No. Very gay.
01:36:23
Forward that dog's tongue.
01:36:27
Words.
01:36:27
That dog's tongue.
01:36:30
Nice. Yeah.
01:36:34
It's hilarious.
01:36:34
I hope you learned a very funny, little too heavy on the F-word for my taste.
01:36:42
Well, he dropped the bombs.
01:36:45
He insisted on leaving that in.
01:36:49
Yeah, they even had,
01:36:52
what's his face?
01:36:53
Captain America said, Ryan Reynolds
01:36:57
Deadpool line, and it was, in the outtakes after the credits.
01:37:01
Well, it's hilarious. America.
01:37:03
I've been there.
01:37:05
He wasn't.
01:37:06
I know I'm not current, but whatever.
01:37:09
Do we want to spoil it?
01:37:11
Where did it current.
01:37:12
Oh. The good guys win, right?
01:37:16
No, I meant the spoiler. When.
01:37:18
When Captain America shows up.
01:37:21
Oh, yeah.
01:37:21
He's a 44 flame on.
01:37:26
Oh, shit.
01:37:26
That's the wrong button.
01:37:27
I keep hitting the wrong button.
01:37:29
Jesus Christ, dude, that's all right.
01:37:31
You're new at this.
01:37:32
What the fuck?
01:37:33
Oh, no. Oh, my God, it's not me.
01:37:35
It's full screen for some reason. That's weird.
01:37:38
All right, there we go.
01:37:39
There has not been one.
01:37:40
If you haven't girl problems. I feel bad for you, son.
01:37:43
I got 99 problems, but it ain't what I got.
01:37:46
The rat patrol on patrol posted one to make sure my clothes could save money.
01:37:52
Catch the from the looks stupid.
01:37:54
What type of facts are those?
01:37:55
If you grew up with holes in your zapatos, you celebrate
01:37:58
the minute you was having dope, I'm like wait, excuse the kiss.
01:38:01
My whole you like my lyrics?
01:38:03
You can press back for the beat for radio found play this show now
01:38:07
play my head give giving so rap.
01:38:10
Make sure I use my black and so advertise to give them more cash for ads.
01:38:15
Bro, know what you take me. Yeah.
01:38:17
So understand each intelligence they shake hands up from rags to riches up
01:38:21
I got 99 pounds. But they what hit me.
01:38:27
99 pounds.
01:38:28
But it ain't one.
01:38:29
If you had to get my happy son, I got 99 pounds.
01:38:32
But I get it now for me.
01:38:35
Yeah, yeah, I didn't get it till now.
01:38:38
Has it got to show this game?
01:38:40
Well, boys. Right.
01:38:42
Good know.
01:38:42
I bet you ain't trying to see no one.
01:38:46
Yeah, not even one.
01:38:48
Now, you knew the streets to the side of the road I heard.
01:38:51
Son, do you know why I'm stopping you?
01:38:53
Because I'm young. Getting the black in my hands.
01:38:55
Real. No. Do I look like a man?
01:38:56
We got a match once you've had everyone one gets a
01:39:01
55 fresh feeling on the ground.
01:39:03
Streets are justified in the car.
01:39:05
Are you carrying a weapon on you?
01:39:06
I know a lot of you are high stepping out of the gym.
01:39:10
What? Do you mind if I look around the car?
01:39:12
I really does the mix doesn't really get good until right
01:39:16
back.
01:39:17
Until the whole note. The whole note.
01:39:19
So hit every floor, somebody car.
01:39:21
And sometimes I pass the ball.
01:39:23
But I know a little bit enough that you want to legally search my car.
01:39:28
When to change I got nothing, got problems with a game.
01:39:31
What hit me?
01:39:34
90 not so sure.
01:39:35
It's really good.
01:39:36
I like this girl back inside.
01:39:38
I got 99 problems, but a big one can't make.
01:39:44
Ain't got time for it.
01:39:45
Stay quiet.
01:39:46
Keep you happy, girl. Come for me, me?
01:39:48
I got 99 problems.
01:39:49
But it ain't one.
01:40:00
Look, for the record, it's a Monday, 10 p.m.
01:40:04
eastern, not money. It's not a.
01:40:07
It's not the brain trying to push me.
01:40:10
I try to ignore.
01:40:11
Talk to the Lord.
01:40:13
Hello to you. It's not a problem.
01:40:15
You know, the tight flap. It's a motorbike.
01:40:18
It's a cricket fight.
01:40:19
You know the pain is gone.
01:40:20
Yeah, I'm a gonna give him his boys.
01:40:23
Gonna be. Yeah. The captain and the I go trapped in the kick.
01:40:26
Care to get back to the system with the quick ramp again.
01:40:29
He's on the floor scratching again.
01:40:31
Corporates with the camera snapping them.
01:40:34
Trying to get to peppermint fame.
01:40:37
Because I'm asking for because the school was suppressing them.
01:40:41
Let me say it like a second ring.
01:40:44
But ain't that sweet wife.
01:40:45
Oh man I got 99 pounds.
01:40:48
He's not African.
01:40:50
No, 99
01:40:51
pounds for the mistake one if you haven't got one, that's son.
01:40:55
I got 99 pounds, but it ain't one.
01:40:58
Hit me.
01:41:06
Wait, how do you cheat?
01:41:07
You sure that's violence?
01:41:10
They should give it.
01:41:11
You got to send in another note to Jay-Z.
01:41:14
You say I got 90.
01:41:16
Yeah, yeah, they they they cut it out.
01:41:19
When they tear it up.
01:41:21
Because it's not worth it.
01:41:23
Yeah. They're different.
01:41:25
It's half the words are silent.
01:41:27
I think that's hilarious. Yes. Great.
01:41:30
So I made a version with the word showing at the bottom for people to see.
01:41:33
You know what the blanks are if you're not familiar.
01:41:35
I know you think most people are familiar, but
01:41:39
I guess.
01:41:39
But just in case they were there, like, I don't know.
01:41:43
No, they knew I was kidding.
01:41:45
Oh, I thought you did like, fledge lives
01:41:48
99 for oh my is a better noun.
01:41:52
I think I know hot water bitch.
01:41:55
No positive watermelon anyone?
01:41:58
You are a fucking racist son of a bitch.
01:42:00
It's no one.
01:42:01
So 1999 problems of a bitch one, but it sounds like a bitch is one.
01:42:04
And that's a 13 year old girl.
01:42:06
But it's also Diddy's Problem two, and it's annoying.
01:42:09
It's funny because these guys were really tight back in the day.
01:42:12
I don't know if they still are, like, as tight, but they I don't know.
01:42:15
I was a fan of them both still.
01:42:17
Are they the same one of them.
01:42:18
But all right.
01:42:20
Separate jails I don't know, but I think I saw them.
01:42:22
I heard the same television show once running the place.
01:42:28
So they can see them on the same television show as well.
01:42:31
So would you rather would you rather run a prison, right.
01:42:35
Or just be a tenant in a in a house with freedom?
01:42:40
Yeah. Not running anything.
01:42:42
Wait, what house with freedom.
01:42:44
Like, would you rather run a jail or, you know, live freedom house freedom?
01:42:50
I don't you mean,
01:42:51
would you rather run a jail or have freedom?
01:42:55
Would you rather run a train or run a jail?
01:42:58
Run a train?
01:42:58
Oh yeah.
01:43:00
Sloppy seconds.
01:43:01
Sabrina Carpenter.
01:43:04
Oh, there we go.
01:43:05
Do I get to go first?
01:43:07
No. No sloppy seconds, then.
01:43:10
No, we have one of those, don't we?
01:43:12
I think have a chicken attack.
01:43:15
I sense that for what's wrong with.
01:43:18
Please, please, please fix me.
01:43:22
Horse and Beth always.
01:43:25
Please, please. Here it is.
01:43:27
Partially. Yes.
01:43:28
Please. Please, please.
01:43:31
000. For
01:43:35
Stewie's.
01:43:36
Well, we play the
01:43:36
99 problems in that clean up with Einstein's theory on the other video.
01:43:41
What do you mean?
01:43:42
Oh, I don't know.
01:43:43
What is that?
01:43:44
I thought they'd never mind. We're already in the house of ever.
01:43:46
That's fine. Go.
01:43:47
I saw too much video. Too much Jay-Z points.
01:43:50
No. Can you answer the question? It ties together.
01:43:53
No. How to.
01:43:53
Then we leave it to Lester, then light when wouldn't?
01:43:56
When you say we can, you define your.
01:43:58
We already are.
01:43:59
That mean you're we are any matter.
01:44:02
No we're not.
01:44:04
How do you know that we are not.
01:44:05
How do you explain the expansion?
01:44:08
Oh, yeah.
01:44:09
That's that's not us.
01:44:11
That's it.
01:44:12
That's why I said you got to define we. Do you mean the planet
01:44:17
like I'm I in comparison to the planet in comparison to my chair?
01:44:20
I'm not moving at all.
01:44:21
You mean like you and I mean, like we could run faster than.
01:44:24
No, no, no, I'm talking about the expansion of the universe. Are we?
01:44:26
Can we go fast?
01:44:27
Yeah, we can, because the realm of the universe, other side of the universe.
01:44:31
We're traveling faster than the speed of light.
01:44:34
So I think the answer she wants is no.
01:44:38
No. She wants you to know that there is not a correct answer to this yet.
01:44:43
We do want you to know she's a lesbian, by the way.
01:44:45
She is in the way she cuts her hair.
01:44:47
I don't like this. We're a little. Please.
01:44:51
I don't like the fact that it has a pronoun in it.
01:44:53
I lose the whole number.
01:44:54
Question number five is gone because it said, can we go faster?
01:44:58
What's the rate of matter?
01:45:00
Therefore, no, we cannot go faster. The speed of light.
01:45:03
But your hand matter.
01:45:04
So if you could move one, what's the smallest thing?
01:45:08
A matter, an atom? No matter.
01:45:09
There's even quark molecules.
01:45:11
Oh, cool. Okay, subatomic particles.
01:45:13
Yes, we can.
01:45:14
We can move that faster than light. Probably.
01:45:16
But can we move a bunch of them together in the shape of a bus? No.
01:45:21
So like that is curious, isn't it?
01:45:24
Why can't we quantum tunnel, the whole thing?
01:45:27
Because everything is scalable. Wrong.
01:45:29
If you've done any troubleshooting, you can't just go.
01:45:31
One plus one is two and then two plus two is four.
01:45:34
Because every time you make one
01:45:36
exponential change, everything becomes scalable, different.
01:45:39
So one molecule is clearly different than a bus worth okay, there we go.
01:45:43
So Newtonian physics, if you do that you're going to have 99 problems.
01:45:47
But a bus ain't one okay there you go.
01:45:50
It's below the speed of light to above.
01:45:52
She's going to probably tell me if so how number.
01:45:55
Oh my god. You got to have a direction. We know that.
01:45:57
That's because entropy are they know
01:45:59
bad in the universe most times doesn't have a direct small entropy.
01:46:03
One direction number three.
01:46:05
Just oh, the guy that fell.
01:46:06
We better construct of a director, William.
01:46:10
Oh, right, I didn't I didn't see poor William.
01:46:12
I didn't see that coming. And neither did he.
01:46:14
What's all this to say?
01:46:16
If it measures something we call.
01:46:18
What's a measurement?
01:46:19
There, she did see this. Literally. What is it?
01:46:22
I mean, honestly, I mean, I mean, when you break it down, like, what really is it.
01:46:25
What's a qubit.
01:46:27
You have to have a, you have to have an organism
01:46:29
to be able to measure in order to have a measurement.
01:46:31
You know what I mean? It's, I have the answer. What?
01:46:34
I'll take what?
01:46:35
It's all relative for 1000.
01:46:39
A measurement is something compared to something else.
01:46:43
Yeah, but a measurement never existed until a human brain came around to go
01:46:47
measure, didn't it? You know what I mean?
01:46:49
A human measurement didn't.
01:46:50
But I'm sure there were other laws.
01:46:52
Yeah, but what was the point of it?
01:46:53
What was the point of it before the observer's point?
01:46:56
Who knows? The arbitrary observers point.
01:46:59
There was no need to understand that information until.
01:47:02
How do you know that you're not the observer?
01:47:07
Yeah, yeah,
01:47:09
yeah, because we did in this scenario, we just determined
01:47:12
it was before we were observing.
01:47:13
I'm observing.
01:47:14
What's a measurement or a measurement?
01:47:18
Isn't it?
01:47:18
Just as a series of measuring things, you can't use a word human in itself.
01:47:25
Interpretation.
01:47:26
Yeah I can I can go back to where I stand. It's a reference.
01:47:29
It's a reference is something that's relative like to something else.
01:47:35
Right.
01:47:36
You sound like a turd when you say that.
01:47:38
Well, I mean, in measurements case if it's not
01:47:41
something we all agreed with, we all agree that this lot.
01:47:44
This is an inch. So, so many of those.
01:47:45
Is this right is a measurement but that doesn't exist.
01:47:49
What does that mean without number two the human brain
01:47:51
just formula as a relation. But I don't know what that word is.
01:47:55
It is the electron.
01:47:56
I know what it is, how that comes out. Okay.
01:47:58
It's reach an accuracy of.
01:48:00
I would explain to you with your own not coincidence.
01:48:03
I don't think so.
01:48:04
How many kids do you have?
01:48:05
Just why do things have all of this time?
01:48:07
How many kids do I have? Mouse? What are two?
01:48:09
Are units the different?
01:48:11
Well, I used my unit to build that kids up.
01:48:13
Make any sense?
01:48:14
If you find out, let me know.
01:48:16
Unit day.
01:48:18
The five biggest physics that was.
01:48:21
That was, I just wanted to show that one because she's wearing a different shirt.
01:48:25
That was the best video we ever had of her.
01:48:28
Yeah.
01:48:30
Psychic already predicted.
01:48:35
I sent you a couple other videos.
01:48:37
You use your unit to make your children.
01:48:40
I think it's just the right.
01:48:41
Like, I think you get it.
01:48:44
All right. What do you. What are you trying to use?
01:48:48
Wait.
01:48:48
I'm sure.
01:48:49
Oh, there's two should I went to the grave? Sure.
01:48:51
Is that her in a greater than or series?
01:48:54
Out or not?
01:48:55
This one's a little tighter.
01:48:57
Yeah.
01:49:00
The gray one is.
01:49:01
You're claiming that.
01:49:02
Yeah.
01:49:03
This is a much better angle, and I think. Yeah.
01:49:05
Talk about this.
01:49:06
The article is from the science writer Tom Siegfried.
01:49:09
Yeah.
01:49:11
So she's got hers longer theory.
01:49:13
Nicer. Course.
01:49:14
If string theory can account for another stunning model,
01:49:17
it it also contain all the features that are down a teaser.
01:49:20
It is in the studio time.
01:49:23
This theory is not included in the standard model chart,
01:49:27
and he quotes that
01:49:29
filter is sexy because it's tried
01:49:32
string constructions that realized, oh, she's in this box, contain
01:49:36
additional sectors, this is your bitch, and this is one of her major bitches.
01:49:40
She hates drinking.
01:49:41
Yeah, I had a look at that paper, which is a little review title.
01:49:46
It is quite a strong model.
01:49:47
Her titties are not nicer in this video.
01:49:49
You're a liar.
01:49:51
I know it, and I realize that it's there.
01:49:54
Like I was told.
01:49:56
It was like about 15 years ago or so.
01:49:59
She's a Polish physicist.
01:50:00
The wrinkles out of her, like, not even just accentuate
01:50:05
for short.
01:50:06
What's the evidence of strength? They shouldn't be.
01:50:08
Ranking theory requires supersymmetry, and both string theory and supersymmetry
01:50:13
need new particles in their mathematics to properly their.
01:50:18
Due to these new protocols, unable
01:50:20
to some evidence for the additional dimensions of space
01:50:23
that string theory requires all fancy things like string balls or stuff.
01:50:29
Yeah, she's totally worth it. Oh, no strings.
01:50:32
All right.
01:50:32
Massive gravitational physicist, massive balls.
01:50:36
These predictions for the LHC.
01:50:39
But they were not.
01:50:40
It's really an abuse of scientific insulting to somebody with something
01:50:44
to say.
01:50:46
Massive balls in the language of maths.
01:50:48
The truth is that neither string theory nor supersymmetry does.
01:50:53
She has a friend in mid-air. That's pretty cool.
01:50:55
It could be measured at the Large Hadron Collider,
01:50:58
or in fact, in any other experiment, because when you
01:51:01
you you're, you're it's because it's it's these approaches tells you
01:51:05
at what energy or distance the effects are supposed to kick in.
01:51:10
In string theory, you have a parameter called
01:51:13
oh, zoom in the camera a little bit happier to know.
01:51:17
Yeah.
01:51:18
And you can tell us you want.
01:51:20
What this means is that if you don't see anything, you say, I think my camera in
01:51:26
this video is higher energy, a little bigger particle collider.
01:51:30
If you do this, you didn't even realize it could possibly be a bit.
01:51:34
You'll find out that it's like she's it's just in a much better
01:51:37
thing scale in the LHC range.
01:51:40
And that they predicted that you guys are real smart.
01:51:44
Here's a sweet trivia question
01:51:46
what is the only country in the world named after an American president?
01:51:49
No cheating,
01:51:51
I don't know, but it says Dong right there.
01:51:54
G dong.
01:51:56
Whose dong is it?
01:51:57
Taiwan.
01:51:59
Columbia is named after Huang Columbus.
01:52:02
They got a Wang there too. Huang.
01:52:04
Gary, there's a Gary Xu.
01:52:07
Washington is a state.
01:52:09
It was named after President Zoe Dong toward
01:52:13
Washington, mincing Huang and Gary.
01:52:16
Phew. I'm gonna go with.
01:52:18
I'm gonna answer Georgia.
01:52:21
Georgia.
01:52:23
I think Georgia is George, though.
01:52:24
Those would be different words.
01:52:26
Joe. No.
01:52:29
Is it Georgia?
01:52:30
Joe? Georgia?
01:52:31
Yeah,
01:52:33
I really wish I had this button ready.
01:52:37
It don't have this button ready.
01:52:40
No. Too much Lincoln I got to reorganize.
01:52:44
Lincoln, Nebraska.
01:52:47
Lincoln in the country of Lincoln, Nebraska.
01:52:50
Could be. Yeah.
01:52:51
Doesn't necessarily have to be a country to be a country.
01:52:56
String resonances
01:52:58
would be possible to detect in the country's history, not the LHC.
01:53:02
Well, that didn't happen.
01:53:03
And that's why the review now just has this vague state trope,
01:53:07
that string concept that really the standard model always
01:53:11
contain additional at an it's going to be old shit.
01:53:15
We got to know if it's Georgia Cleveland, what energy scale the Cleveland
01:53:20
girls Grover over president Georgia so what have string theorists.
01:53:25
No, no well this is
01:53:28
President George.
01:53:29
I couldn't name predict anything.
01:53:31
The president's risk of being ruled out while they're still alive.
01:53:35
Isn't that clever?
01:53:37
And not just that,
01:53:38
they have also learned to not say that they ever said anything else.
01:53:42
The authors of this paper were, of course,
01:53:44
not the only wants to fabricate a prediction for the LHC.
01:53:49
Basically, everyone in that field wrote me, even I did this.
01:53:53
And what does that even mean? Did it?
01:53:54
Because I genuinely thought the answer is
01:53:57
name the only country in the world for us to give you some backdrop.
01:54:02
And the answer is no, it's not.
01:54:04
Everything can be described by the interaction of tiny wiggling strings.
01:54:09
It was originally about that little way to describe nuclear reactions, but I
01:54:14
then I with the biggest hope for a theory of everything.
01:54:18
I missed the guy with everything.
01:54:20
I mean, this woman that took his place with these particles forces gravity.
01:54:24
Oh, does the caption.
01:54:27
In practice we all knew that counts defy explanation in the past 20 years.
01:54:32
So I really have split it up into two camps.
01:54:36
In the one they have given up the idea that string theory
01:54:38
is a theory of everything, and instead try to use it as a mathematical tool
01:54:41
for something else, though in most cases they don't actually use strings anymore.
01:54:44
The success of this has not been over.
01:54:45
Well, yeah, the miserable I want to call it string theory,
01:54:47
but they don't necessarily use strings anymore.
01:54:49
If YouTube was brought to you by words like
01:54:52
it sounds like my emotions are much smaller, Kemp still pursues
01:54:55
the idea that string theory is indeed a theory of everything.
01:54:59
And this is what this review is about.
01:55:02
But the issue with string theory is a show about wanting
01:55:05
to conflict with observations like half a dozen times, and each time
01:55:09
that happened, physicists made the theory more complicated.
01:55:13
As a result of this, there are now a huge number of don't
01:55:16
forget to go to the mouths of common science.
01:55:21
You saw those particles. Maybe.
01:55:24
I think you started today.
01:55:25
Get it gives rise to higher dimensional surfaces.
01:55:30
They're going to collapse rains short.
01:55:33
We should have a Christmas party next week.
01:55:34
These come in big numbers of dimensions. Anybody
01:55:38
could have experienced merchants
01:55:42
and then put fields will be what you do with those brains.
01:55:45
Determines the particle. Is
01:55:50
she talking about Boltzmann brains?
01:55:52
I don't know what she's talking about.
01:55:53
Brains, brain, brain.
01:55:57
I know that can just be misinterpreted
01:55:58
as it is theory, but you always could be the last one.
01:56:03
Did you notice I added automatic transcriptions to help solve that?
01:56:06
Or like modulo,
01:56:07
which is a website where you can see all behind the scenes of the game videos
01:56:10
before they go up on the show in such a way
01:56:12
so that they're not in conflict with experiment already.
01:56:16
You think that after all those years, someone would at least have found one way
01:56:20
to use string theory to give us the particles in the Standard Model,
01:56:23
the ones that we actually observe, but not so.
01:56:25
Indeed, one of the major.
01:56:26
The irony with all the limited possibilities
01:56:29
that one of those possibilities they would have better to something
01:56:33
that's great.
01:56:33
But if you think that after 50 years they think that string theory
01:56:37
might not outright control.
01:56:39
Hold on, that's my problem.
01:56:40
After 50 years, what's a better in every industry
01:56:44
that we know in the modern era suffers from what she's talking about.
01:56:48
Like if you look at it from innovation and from a consumer's point of view,
01:56:51
you think it's complete stagnation and you think it's just horrible.
01:56:53
Why don't we move? Why aren't we moved?
01:56:55
But they're milking and making exactly the amount of money, which is a shitload.
01:56:59
Why would you mess with it?
01:57:00
So of course they don't want to admit that there is reason.
01:57:02
String theory. Oh, that's.
01:57:03
For three years they've been making a fortune off of the funding.
01:57:06
Innovation always sells.
01:57:09
And so if there is no innovation, then where?
01:57:12
What do you want to go from there?
01:57:13
Then if we come up with something better, what's what's something better.
01:57:18
Yeah.
01:57:18
But so like patent rules and lawyers and stuff and regulation
01:57:21
make it very hard for new innovation to beat old innovation.
01:57:25
That's why that's why all the innovation comes from old companies.
01:57:29
So it's kind of stifled.
01:57:31
The industries definitely stifle it because they want it to answer her answer.
01:57:35
Pretty obvious though, why they don't.
01:57:37
Why don't why they wouldn't want to admit that everything they do, their livelihood
01:57:41
and all the money they make isn't necessary and in fact isn't real at all.
01:57:45
Why don't they want to admit that?
01:57:46
It's like, are you seriously asking for an honest answer?
01:57:49
Because I think I know
01:57:51
dict or rubbish, they call it like the other way.
01:57:54
I was actually came right back in, I guess.
01:57:57
Work. Yeah.
01:57:57
I don't understand how anyone can believe that this could possibly tell us
01:58:01
something about nature.
01:58:03
It's a whole research area that's adopted.
01:58:05
Crazy on right now.
01:58:07
All her friends in the industry of her industry are gone.
01:58:09
There is a turd in the punchbowl.
01:58:12
Yeah, I take methodology and there's nothing stopping them.
01:58:17
They say that science, that's what I like.
01:58:20
A lot of you thought she was going to say string theory isn't true
01:58:23
because the first generation of string theorists has raised
01:58:26
the students who are now continuing the same month round.
01:58:31
We controversial we're on Rumble.
01:58:33
Doesn't that statement sound a lot like a religion?
01:58:36
I hope you're ready to rumble.
01:58:37
Generations of yadda yadda have raised their students
01:58:40
who are now continuing, yada yada.
01:58:42
I mean, you can you can fill in the blank of anything. They're anything. Yeah.
01:58:46
So should we stop
01:58:48
teaching nonsense?
01:58:49
Maybe somebody should stand up.
01:58:53
Yes, yes.
01:58:55
No. Well, no.
01:58:57
Well, yes, I was raised that nonsense.
01:59:01
People are worried.
01:59:02
You don't have to turn out fine.
01:59:04
You get your head knocked off.
01:59:07
I don't even use pronouns.
01:59:09
We all should.
01:59:12
I was raised $9.
01:59:14
You mean we all shouldn't?
01:59:15
That should that we have the pronoun.
01:59:19
I got that part.
01:59:20
But you say we should.
01:59:21
And then my logic kicked in and said, yeah.
01:59:25
I have to agree with you.
01:59:27
We don't need to do this.
01:59:27
Someone else wrote my monologue because you already said your monologue, right?
01:59:32
Oh. Actually let Marcus
01:59:34
really is speak for himself, Marcus Aurelius.
01:59:37
Yes. Apes.
01:59:41
Marcus Aurelius there's a lot of Marcus, really?
01:59:43
A philosopher taught us timeless lessons through his associations.
01:59:48
Greatest a troll.
01:59:49
What you can voice.
01:59:50
Focus only on your actions.
01:59:52
Because and choices.
01:59:55
Let go of what's beyond your control.
01:59:58
Live in the present, within the present, in the past, or fear the future.
02:00:03
The present moment is all you truly own.
02:00:07
Accept challenges.
02:00:08
Hardships. Shape us. Embrace.
02:00:11
I don't know how to grow stronger and wiser.
02:00:14
Virtue over fame.
02:00:16
They live with integrity and honor.
02:00:19
Pursue what's right, not what's popular.
02:00:22
Brady knows that even in power,
02:00:24
Aurelius reminded us to treat others with compassion and patience.
02:00:29
His wisdom is a guide for modern life.
02:00:32
Right? So okay, we're time travel.
02:00:35
The the, the concept, the the temptation there.
02:00:39
And these guys into the past and change the mistakes.
02:00:42
Well, those are the things that formed you.
02:00:45
The things the your hardships, will formed you.
02:00:48
I had a brilliant professor who gave us a scientist, a genius paper,
02:00:52
and I thought I'd throw him a curveball.
02:00:54
But I made you my genius doc holiday from the Old West.
02:00:57
Well,
02:00:58
I proved his point.
02:01:00
His point was all of these people.
02:01:03
Their genius was drawn out because of the conflict that they.
02:01:08
They're overcoming adversity,
02:01:11
you know, that they fuck children back then, right?
02:01:14
Yes, I think I think they do, for they do
02:01:17
now you're going to take the other shit that you're gonna take the.
02:01:21
So just like Hitler could have stumbled upon some great scientific things.
02:01:25
Should we discount?
02:01:27
Yeah.
02:01:28
Okay. Correct.
02:01:29
Yeah, probably I disagree.
02:01:31
I think that bad man can can good can get good intentioned good creation.
02:01:35
Well, so what you should what if good people can get a bad Hitler?
02:01:38
What if Hitler had, like the greatest recipe for, like, banana bread
02:01:42
so I can give you. But he was Hitler. Hitler bread.
02:01:45
I could give you a 100 examples of things
02:01:47
you're using right now that are only because
02:01:48
you push the limits of humanity were clearly right.
02:01:51
I'm not going to stop listening to Jay-Z because, like hostess children, hostess
02:01:55
could make millions off of this Hitler banana bread recipe.
02:02:00
What does it have to do with this music?
02:02:02
Is it quality? Isn't it?
02:02:03
Do they make the banana bread?
02:02:05
Do they sell it or do they just go?
02:02:07
No, it just disagrees with my point is why?
02:02:10
Oh right. Okay. Yeah. Yeah.
02:02:12
But what if Hitler's banana bread is the best?
02:02:17
Yeah.
02:02:17
I was going to say that the only
02:02:18
the only thing that happens in that case, you may have this integrity or virtue
02:02:21
that you created out of thin air
02:02:23
that somehow compares to some other man's integrity.
02:02:25
But you're missing out on the best banana bread in the world.
02:02:27
Was I here? Yeah.
02:02:30
Yeah, I I'm I think we're lockstep.
02:02:32
One of the things one of the easy, easy examples is pressurization.
02:02:36
You flew clean.
02:02:37
Maybe not to kill Harbor,
02:02:39
Michigan or wherever you are, but you flying planes all the time.
02:02:41
That's that's thanks to Harvard.
02:02:44
Thanks for paying attention.
02:02:45
We're not in love. Lockstep.
02:02:47
But first of all, for the disclaimer purposes, show before Hitler bad, Hitler
02:02:51
very bad.
02:02:52
But thanks to Hitler, we have pressurized air cabins for planes.
02:02:57
Thanks to Hitler. Yeah,
02:03:00
well, he reverse engineered that from alien technology.
02:03:03
No, he put people and animals in planes until their heads popped up.
02:03:08
Or not going to do that.
02:03:10
Sorry.
02:03:11
Now someone had to,
02:03:12
you know, just someone had to write, and then they got this bad.
02:03:15
What if there is a creator or somebody who's
02:03:18
controlling any of this stuff or at the helm of the universe,
02:03:20
he has a similar because he's like, listen, we got to solve all this shit.
02:03:24
And if anybody does it, they're going to be villains. They're going to be hated.
02:03:26
Oh, wait a minute. Let's make the hated person do it.
02:03:29
Yeah. If he's hated already.
02:03:31
Let's have him do it.
02:03:32
Yeah, let's let's get 100. Let's get a thousand scientific discoveries.
02:03:34
You know what?
02:03:35
Let's see if he can put I don't want to say the other one, but it's really bad.
02:03:38
Who? Okay, something like Hitler did that.
02:03:42
What do you do to to next week? I'll fight.
02:03:44
I'll get the details.
02:03:45
I'll move.
02:03:46
There we go.
02:03:47
Oh, I like that. Tease it forward.
02:03:49
Next week, Saturnalia.
02:03:52
Is that a word?
02:03:54
Look it up. It might be archaic.
02:03:56
It sounds like a country desperate.
02:03:59
Don't insult me.
02:04:00
Pointing out a word is archaic.
02:04:02
I like Jupiter, Alia.
02:04:03
Saturnalia sounds like a dance down south that the women get to invite them.
02:04:09
Yeah, we're gonna all get together and perform a Saturday.
02:04:11
Saturnalia.
02:04:13
Is it that. Isn't that what it is?
02:04:15
No. What is it? Yes.
02:04:18
What is the original Christmas celebration?
02:04:21
Oh, the pagan Christmas celebration is a Santa boy.
02:04:24
So it is a dance I knew I was. Wait a minute.
02:04:27
You don't even have Band of Heathens?
02:04:29
I chose band of Heathens.
02:04:31
They actually have a song about stoicism and that didn't mash up.
02:04:36
No, I'll try it again right now, because, I mean, usually the song is the song.
02:04:40
There's two ways it errors.
02:04:41
Either I put it in there and it never even shows up.
02:04:44
Yeah, some of the new stuff that I've done, it's
02:04:45
like it's not registered long enough for something.
02:04:47
The second year is it sits there, it does the whole thing, it spins, it pops out.
02:04:50
And then instead of showing you the song, it shows you what I showed you earlier.
02:04:54
It's got stoic concepts throughout the song, and it's called.
02:04:58
They're called Band of Heathens. I identify as a heathen.
02:05:02
So, wait, are you a heathen?
02:05:03
Are you an atheist? Because that's two different things.
02:05:06
As a heathen, as a sinner?
02:05:09
Yeah, yeah.
02:05:11
Is it I or is that just the Christian perspective?
02:05:15
If I am a differential operator of my, fledge cast host,
02:05:20
why do you have.
02:05:21
You are a human being first.
02:05:24
Okay. I'm fine.
02:05:25
I'm fine by what I do, brother.
02:05:28
I'm defined by my character and my action every day.
02:05:32
Not my. I'm not my field.
02:05:33
Boston.
02:05:34
I'm a box that you're putting me into regardless of the box.
02:05:37
If we set ourself it up in a society where everything was based on status,
02:05:40
based on what you are, then as soon as you became like a lawyer
02:05:43
or a doctor, you think you could be a piece of shit?
02:05:45
No. You still, the crossroads isn't something you decide.
02:05:47
One point in your life
02:05:48
at crossroads is something you decide every moment of every day of your life.
02:05:52
Nice.
02:05:53
I think integrity is what you do.
02:05:55
And you don't think anyone's watching right?
02:06:01
And integrity.
02:06:01
Self integrity, if that's a word you're you know, you're judging in your own and
02:06:07
it's the only one that matters.
02:06:10
I think we're all our harshest critics.
02:06:12
All right, here I go.
02:06:13
I'm putting it in it took it.
02:06:16
Oh it's no it's going to take a while to roll and stuff.
02:06:18
Oh. Okay. Good.
02:06:19
I've got another, a video that I want to draw to see.
02:06:24
Yeah. What is it called?
02:06:25
It's called.
02:06:26
I sent it, two days ago.
02:06:30
To the right or yesterday?
02:06:31
Yesterday. It was yesterday.
02:06:34
Blue fleece sweatshirt. Gray sweatshirt.
02:06:36
Someone else wrote my monologue.
02:06:39
Oh, no, no, no, I said it.
02:06:40
I said it through straight,
02:06:42
straight to the video that I recorded or sent straight to.
02:06:46
Oh, right, right, right. I got that right, right, right.
02:06:48
I don't have a bumper for that. So is it going.
02:06:50
It should I, should I make a bumper.
02:06:51
Oh okay.
02:06:52
So the bumper I wanted was the draw stories.
02:06:55
But we didn't end up with a draw story.
02:06:58
Oh all right, I was I was pushing for a draw story.
02:07:01
No draw for came out.
02:07:03
And novelty lamp test, test, test.
02:07:07
Love it.
02:07:08
Should I not should I not play the tests. What?
02:07:10
The dog on the test. But the dog doing.
02:07:13
No. I mean, I love the test.
02:07:14
Look, I've got the lamp going.
02:07:17
The novelty lamp.
02:07:20
Isn't it cool?
02:07:21
Who's the counting for?
02:07:24
I'm not counting.
02:07:25
Three. Two. One.
02:07:27
Fletcher, answer. Live.
02:07:29
We've got, special guest.
02:07:34
Real.
02:07:34
Do you have any, Did you say real?
02:07:37
Real. All right.
02:07:39
WW how would you pronounce it?
02:07:41
All right. WW yeah, all right.
02:07:44
Be real.
02:07:45
Do you have any, test
02:07:50
real test. Do you have any?
02:07:51
That's his name. Sorry. I don't really like Dan.
02:07:54
Many of them, but, he looks kind of like Dan now.
02:07:58
Q q the, the the bumper stinger,
02:08:02
zipper zipper.
02:08:05
Ding dong.
02:08:06
What the dog doing?
02:08:09
I've got a good, real story.
02:08:10
Wait. I'm sorry.
02:08:11
What? Jesse.
02:08:12
Real.
02:08:13
Do you have any, a draw story?
02:08:15
Oh, I hear okay, I'm gonna do it anyway.
02:08:17
Many of them, but, I would go shoot in a loop.
02:08:21
The, the the bumper.
02:08:31
The great thing about this draw story is draw
02:08:34
was not there or involved in anyway. No.
02:08:38
Yeah, I've got a good, real story.
02:08:40
Me, Jesse, Real and Hodge
02:08:43
went out to Stoney Creek to play around in this golf.
02:08:46
Right around the turn, the weather got bad.
02:08:48
Then when I mean when I say turn the turn coming in sideways.
02:08:53
Oh. My heart.
02:08:54
So just 9 to 10 is the turn.
02:08:57
Huddle together a river, and took cover.
02:09:01
No. Hodge had already left the first sign of lightning.
02:09:04
He was. He hit the floorboard.
02:09:06
My Ford Escort hatchback.
02:09:08
It was a sophomore in Ford.
02:09:10
Or what vehicle was I?
02:09:12
Oh, it was a mini Dodge Caravan.
02:09:14
No, whatever.
02:09:16
I think it was my Ford Taurus.
02:09:19
I think, you know, a temple.
02:09:22
Hodge had already left the first sign of lightning.
02:09:24
Let's make everybody check their fantasy one more time.
02:09:27
Hatchback. Oh, look at it.
02:09:30
Did you hear?
02:09:31
It was have. Oh, it was a mini.
02:09:33
Yeah, but it's only on the right side, which is weird.
02:09:35
You got an incredible directional microphone there.
02:09:38
Is that your phone?
02:09:39
Yeah. That is.
02:09:40
Yeah, yeah.
02:09:40
Oh, yeah.
02:09:41
Apparently Jack's going to decimate me
02:09:44
and I've got one week to make up 70 points.
02:09:47
It was. Yes. Was he. Good God.
02:09:50
How do I do that?
02:09:51
Hack this golf.
02:09:53
Right around the turn, the weather got bad.
02:09:55
And when I mean when I say bad, I mean wind coming in sideways.
02:09:59
It was raining so hard, so I never had wind come, like, straight down.
02:10:06
I think you might rain sideways.
02:10:09
Yeah. The pride of the wind.
02:10:11
No offense to admonish or anything, but the wind going sideways
02:10:14
really isn't remarkable.
02:10:16
Most wind is going sideways.
02:10:18
Sideways. I'll wind is actually going sideways.
02:10:20
Or we don't even talk with her for,
02:10:24
to cover this sideways wind was already left.
02:10:26
Fast. Strong? Yeah.
02:10:29
I mean, the trees were knocked over,
02:10:31
branches were flying in her face a it
02:10:35
was a, it was a minute.
02:10:36
It Dodge Caravan?
02:10:38
No, it was a minute.
02:10:40
I think it was a minivan.
02:10:42
But that's your car.
02:10:44
It was it. It was a car.
02:10:45
He was in my car.
02:10:47
It was on the floor.
02:10:49
So I backyard is.
02:10:52
No, it was.
02:10:53
We ended up just talking about what car I was driving.
02:10:56
We're doing a fact check.
02:10:58
I and I still have no idea which car I was driving.
02:11:00
I've had like, 28 hours in my life.
02:11:02
I don't know, I don't remember, so, Well, didn't
02:11:06
you say who was hiding under the floorboards?
02:11:09
Hodge.
02:11:09
Yeah, yeah.
02:11:11
Hodge I just the owner of this novelty lamp
02:11:14
used tucked up under the dashboard is what I remember.
02:11:17
So, I had to view the truck.
02:11:19
That's all I'm thinking.
02:11:20
Do you see this?
02:11:21
I really that I had already saved two.
02:11:24
Oh. That's ten. That's a small truck.
02:11:26
Yeah, a small truck. We talked him out.
02:11:30
I had one, but it was later.
02:11:32
It was much later in my life. Oh, right.
02:11:35
The calm before the storm.
02:11:36
Yeah, well, you would think you would know it came back with a vengeance.
02:11:39
No, I don't hit more than he would know.
02:11:41
Yeah, no, he knows cars.
02:11:43
And he's got a younger brain.
02:11:45
It was our brain.
02:11:47
Doesn't work as good as it might not, though, so I don't know what that.
02:11:50
I don't know what you mean to be here.
02:11:52
I know, and and, abandoned Jesse and I and, and so.
02:11:56
And he finished golfing. Yeah.
02:11:58
And then so it's.
02:11:59
No, he was running for 200, and we get about four feet away from cover
02:12:03
and wheels running back through the, it was
02:12:06
visibility was seriously 6 to 8ft at that point.
02:12:09
And, garbage cans were flying across the parking lot.
02:12:13
It was crazy.
02:12:16
It was really the first sideways rain.
02:12:20
Sideways rain,
02:12:24
See, that was good, right?
02:12:27
You had a little lightning on your head,
02:12:29
but still, it's still there.
02:12:33
All right, look at that.
02:12:35
I knew that really leaving me, son.
02:12:38
I got 99 problems, but paint one.
02:12:41
I got the rat patrol on patrol.
02:12:44
That wanted to make sure my clothes could save money,
02:12:47
catch the from the hood, stupid.
02:12:49
What type of facts?
02:12:50
It knows where he was going, but don't know
02:12:53
if we got to catch him and don't.
02:12:55
I'm like, you can kiss my.
02:12:57
The people that don't.
02:12:59
You can press. That's going to be for radio.
02:13:01
I'll play this show now.
02:13:03
Play my hits won't give it.
02:13:04
So rap make sure I use my black.
02:13:07
And so advertise to give him more cash.
02:13:09
But how do you know what was captured?
02:13:12
It's finally just a chase.
02:13:14
He has a rags to riches.
02:13:16
Ain't I got nothing?
02:13:18
Hey, it honestly, it helped me because I.
02:13:20
I mean, I know the,
02:13:22
the the chorus of the song, but I don't know what you to tell me.
02:13:26
So I got Nike not proud but he's what hit me is Nike for me.
02:13:30
I'm just walk in my review memories.
02:13:33
Y'all got two choices.
02:13:34
Y'all pull over the car, bounce on the devil.
02:13:37
Put the pedal to the floor.
02:13:39
Trying to see. Know how we chased.
02:13:40
We chased I got a few dollars I could fight the case.
02:13:43
So I pull over to the side of the road I heard, son, do you know one stop?
02:13:48
Yeah. Don't you think I think he's innocent?
02:13:50
To be honest, I think it's a money extortion.
02:13:53
You know, they're just trying to get some money.
02:13:55
Well, you were doing 55.
02:13:57
And to beat the the court from the lawyer written down was pretty bad,
02:14:02
saying, like,
02:14:03
I'm going to make up the most heinous shit on top of the shit we have on you.
02:14:06
I'm going to make up even more shit
02:14:08
splashed all over the media bank, and I know my rights.
02:14:11
And then they did exactly that on you check.
02:14:14
You stop.
02:14:15
And Laura, somebody some time passed the ball.
02:14:18
But I know little bit enough that you want to legally search my eyes.
02:14:22
See I when to change.
02:14:24
I got Nike got problems whatever they want hit me.
02:14:28
What do you think is other none. I'm.
02:14:31
Take one.
02:14:31
If you have a lot of 13 year old.
02:14:34
I got where to keep his money.
02:14:35
Big one. Hit me.
02:14:38
He's a billionaire, right?
02:14:39
He just hit billionaire I think. Yeah, punk.
02:14:42
I forgot me, son. I got daddy now.
02:14:45
So I mean, you got imagine having that kind of money's got to have
02:14:48
its own set of problems.
02:14:50
Like serious problems.
02:14:53
Yeah. Like
02:14:55
he's on. Your wife's on the time that you.
02:14:57
Yeah, she.
02:14:58
I think that you can do that if you got a hundred bucks in the bank account.
02:15:00
I mean, like people coming out of the woodwork
02:15:02
thinking they're your friend or your family
02:15:04
just trying to push me, and they just want money for the Lord.
02:15:07
Grateful for some food.
02:15:09
Just like a farm or people to try to accuse you of raping a
02:15:12
16 year old who's fighting for your money.
02:15:16
1313 seniors.
02:15:18
See, that's not arguable. That's bad.
02:15:21
Unless you're 16 yourself.
02:15:23
It's like it's a 316 and a 13 year old 13
02:15:26
scratching the copyrights when they were in their 20s,
02:15:30
30s. You
02:15:31
forget half a I mean, who's that though?
02:15:34
Because that's why I said don't like wait until before an election or something.
02:15:38
You go get a rape kit, get tested, gets his DNA and fucking nail him to the wall.
02:15:41
If they really did it, don't use it as something a man.
02:15:45
If he pisses me off, I'm going to say he's not 31 because you haven't got one, son.
02:15:51
I got 99 problems, but it ain't one.
02:15:53
Hit me.
02:15:58
Are they 99 bullets?
02:16:00
Is that it?
02:16:02
No. Yes. No.
02:16:05
Yeah. Oh, no.
02:16:07
That rusty fledge rants goes right along at it.
02:16:10
Yeah.
02:16:11
Problems for the fans one hit me.
02:16:14
At first I thought it was that old fashioned.
02:16:16
Three D
02:16:19
sucks. I
02:16:21
oh yeah with the blue lines and the red lines. Oh
02:16:25
shit boy
02:16:28
was that Chris Stapleton?
02:16:31
No, it's Rick Rubin.
02:16:34
Oh. Oh, Rick Rubin, Def Jam,
02:16:39
who's Rick Rubin?
02:16:40
Oh, the producer guy.
02:16:42
Yeah.
02:16:43
Did that new mash up work, the old mash up,
02:16:48
but then if he's new and old mash up,
02:16:51
I have both files sitting there, and I didn't hit the new old mash up.
02:16:54
Oh, right. Sure.
02:16:56
I'm glad I reminded you.
02:16:57
Should I play the Diddy Jay-Z?
02:16:59
Yeah. You should. Obviously you should.
02:17:02
Is there any pre or just play?
02:17:04
No, no not even any problems on it.
02:17:06
But anyone who pays perverted justice to do what it normally does, shut up.
02:17:12
Profiles in chat rooms that appear to be from underage teens,
02:17:15
in this case ages 13 to 15, who are curious about sick World.
02:17:20
You can come in here and sit down for many if you want.
02:17:23
I need to talk to you.
02:17:24
Oh, sweet Trevor, sit right there. Please try not.
02:17:28
I'm sorry.
02:17:29
You're sorry for what?
02:17:30
They did this.
02:17:32
But remember we did.
02:17:33
He told you it was going to get crowded.
02:17:35
That's because our next visitor is very close by, and he's
02:17:38
going to be here in just a minute, so it's going to get interesting.
02:17:42
And what did you do exactly?
02:17:44
I can't read someone that was underage.
02:17:47
And why did you do that?
02:17:49
That's a nice drug. Know.
02:17:51
It sure seems like you knew what you wanted to bring this chat.
02:17:54
And we're out of time because our next visitor is here.
02:17:58
Gonna stay low the next guy is right outside the house.
02:18:01
Goldman making the turn.
02:18:03
The result are to catch a predator.
02:18:05
First, our decoy invites him inside.
02:18:09
Once you come in over here and stand right over here at the bar,
02:18:12
I want you guys to meet each other.
02:18:14
This is Diddy and Diddy.
02:18:16
This is, Jay-Z. Play.
02:18:19
Yeah.
02:18:20
What are you doing here?
02:18:21
Actually, it's pretty clear to us what he's doing here and who he is.
02:18:25
It's all in his online chat.
02:18:27
Like the previous man, Jay-Z chatted with a decoy who told him she was 13.
02:18:32
We can't get too detailed, but we can say he prefers
02:18:36
to be treated like a dog and also a coward.
02:18:39
We'll have to leave it at that.
02:18:41
He sends live video of himself, along with a link
02:18:44
to a website illustrates what he's talking about.
02:18:48
So what do you have to say now that he's alongside another potential predator?
02:18:52
What are you doing here tonight?
02:18:55
Nothing.
02:18:55
Nothing is going to be a rape that I'm sure going to be a rape.
02:18:58
All hands in this part.
02:18:59
That kind of questions.
02:19:01
This is my family.
02:19:03
Why are you so concerned about your family knowing that we're just human life?
02:19:07
Well, you made the decision to come in here,
02:19:09
but I'm going to get back with you
02:19:10
in a minute because I have a couple questions for you.
02:19:12
What, were you planning on going here tonight?
02:19:14
Peter? He's coming. And he says he loves to leave talk.
02:19:16
The only thing he doesn't like is his asking
02:19:18
all this to a girl who said she was 13.
02:19:20
Yeah, it's too tiny.
02:19:24
For what? Is I any knowledge about?
02:19:27
I don't want to have sex.
02:19:28
Well, that's not what you're saying.
02:19:30
This technology is way better. Pictures.
02:19:33
You sent this?
02:19:34
I mean, it's glitching out a little bit, you know?
02:19:37
Right. It looks good.
02:19:38
So there's only one way that these are pictures. What?
02:19:40
You got me?
02:19:42
Are you sending them in for you?
02:19:45
You sent pictures to, didn't.
02:19:48
And what did that picture show
02:19:51
I was naked?
02:19:51
You thought that was okay
02:19:52
to send a naked picture of yourself to almost make them freak out?
02:19:56
Why did you do it?
02:20:00
Squeaky, sometimes you do this all the time.
02:20:03
Didi tells me he brought condoms and knows what's going on.
02:20:07
I've seen this program. You've seen this program?
02:20:09
Yeah, fine.
02:20:10
Well, you know what you've walked into here?
02:20:12
Yeah.
02:20:13
You're still trying to figure this out,
02:20:15
so I'm going to tell you both what's going on here.
02:20:17
I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC.
02:20:19
Okay.
02:20:20
We're doing a story on adults who tried to meet underage teens online for sex.
02:20:28
Oh, nice.
02:20:28
Crazy. Have a good face swap.
02:20:31
Yeah, I don't remember that episode, but
02:20:34
I do.
02:20:36
We've shown that one with the the
02:20:38
the faces of the guys that were really busted.
02:20:40
Okay?
02:20:41
And those guys were really busted to the.
02:20:44
No. That is funny. The.
02:20:47
Yeah.
02:20:48
I will up some junk about you guys.
02:20:52
You want to do what?
02:20:54
Make up some junk about you guys?
02:20:56
Movie makeup? Who made who anything got?
02:20:59
I don't want to make up the the the prosecuting attorney actually stated
02:21:04
that he's going to make up crap.
02:21:07
In addition, when I was young, what a fuck starts a conversation like that?
02:21:12
I love that that quote.
02:21:14
I mean, like you touched me when he was underage.
02:21:19
Yes.
02:21:24
Yeah.
02:21:24
You know, I want to say that I'm sorry.
02:21:26
What you are I if it's true,
02:21:30
I met, I met equals 15.
02:21:33
It's true.
02:21:35
He was 15 years old.
02:21:37
And how old were you? Oh.
02:21:45
Oh. Actually, they lured you.
02:21:46
Lured him in with, like, drugs and alcohol.
02:21:49
Actually, I'm.
02:21:50
I'm only seven years older than you.
02:21:52
Did you clean them up? That's not the right word.
02:21:55
20. Groomed him.
02:21:56
You groomed a 22, right?
02:21:58
Yeah.
02:21:59
He's one of my greatest success stories.
02:22:01
I took him in. You know how I take in strays.
02:22:04
I've got two, two guys living at my house now.
02:22:08
Taking strays.
02:22:10
Yeah. Well, you.
02:22:13
Oh. Hold on. Wait.
02:22:14
You have even more you guys
02:22:18
okay with the. Are they with each other?
02:22:20
Real hot?
02:22:22
They could.
02:22:22
Yeah, we can. We can make up stuff.
02:22:24
They might as well to start fucking each other.
02:22:25
Hold on. There. They there now?
02:22:28
No, I drove.
02:22:30
Oh, isn't that convenient that they're not there on a Monday night?
02:22:34
I think you should make a deal.
02:22:35
You get free room and board, but real was here for a show,
02:22:40
a couple of weeks ago, and he slept through it.
02:22:44
Because this is kind of late at night
02:22:46
for someone who works at 7:00 am,
02:22:49
I don't I don't have to get to work till six, so I'm all good.
02:22:53
Yeah. You're all good.
02:22:55
Yeah. That's fine, that's good.
02:22:57
And I live on a farm.
02:22:58
I got to milk the chickens.
02:23:00
Is the chickens a chicken itself?
02:23:02
Can't believe I knew you're going to say chickens.
02:23:05
Say chicken, dude, I had to be myself.
02:23:08
Freeze up chicken. Got,
02:23:13
chicken. I,
02:23:15
I have a chicken attack. That's lame.
02:23:17
So I'll play it first.
02:23:19
Yeah. Pretty lame.
02:23:20
One first.
02:23:23
I like to this.
02:23:27
Girl.
02:23:30
Get up.
02:23:32
But that's it for now.
02:23:34
Now, when your neighbors say your.
02:23:36
Your rooster crows too early.
02:23:38
Yeah.
02:23:38
Are they doing this any other time?
02:23:41
Between 6 p.m. and 10 p.m.?
02:23:43
Because if they are, I'm not happy about it. You,
02:23:50
And is that a TV screen on the upper
02:23:52
one to be a part of the light show?
02:23:56
I think it's a a TV
02:23:58
question.
02:24:01
I love that song.
02:24:03
I can't get enough of it.
02:24:06
Yeah.
02:24:11
What's
02:24:13
that counting to?
02:24:17
With the chickens.
02:24:18
Even on the tree. Did you notice that the tree is projecting?
02:24:21
What's in the window?
02:24:23
Night.
02:24:27
That's fun.
02:24:28
I like that
02:24:30
it's very festive.
02:24:31
Do you got chicken attack?
02:24:34
I have a chicken attack.
02:24:37
You got attacked by a chicken?
02:24:39
I have attacked by bees.
02:24:42
I had 15 minutes.
02:24:42
A helicopter crashes, but I skipped that.
02:24:47
Chicken.
02:24:47
So those chicken attacks in the in the chat.
02:24:49
That's why I didn't. Chicken attack.
02:24:51
Oh, we should do chicken attack.
02:24:53
I don't think there's chicken attack. Oh, is there chicken attack?
02:24:55
There's a general.
02:24:56
Oh, you're right getting the help. It's not a video though.
02:24:59
It's just, on accident. Man.
02:25:01
A man killed by it.
02:25:02
By a chicken in video attack. Lady.
02:25:04
Nothing but chicken attack from now on.
02:25:06
A senior citizen, it was found terrorist attack links after.
02:25:10
Yeah, yeah.
02:25:11
What about the guy who lost all his chickens and chicken?
02:25:15
What's the damage sense? Traps and all that?
02:25:19
It's like a 20 minute video, though.
02:25:20
I think we can skip most of that.
02:25:23
Yeah. Okay. Okay.
02:25:24
Thanks, I skipped it. We're to a yeah.
02:25:27
Oh, yeah. Right, Joe for that.
02:25:29
All right.
02:25:30
Chicken attack Facebook that's that we just did there.
02:25:33
Are you sure you sent it to the right one.
02:25:34
Because you know Fox five news kill the chicken.
02:25:38
Seemed you forwarded to the right one.
02:25:41
Was that the one you ordered to the right one?
02:25:42
No. Do. That one's gone already.
02:25:44
Something about somebody flinched.
02:25:46
An apparent.
02:25:48
Oh, why that is.
02:25:49
Yeah, I try to go to it. It says file not found.
02:25:52
Yeah.
02:25:53
What was the story about the Utah mom?
02:25:54
Fluent, sir, that's under police investigation.
02:25:57
When her son flinched, flinched.
02:26:00
She.
02:26:01
Was she punching her hair or just.
02:26:03
Oh, well, it's pretty clear that he's used to being assaulted at sea,
02:26:09
but we got to be careful when you got to remember,
02:26:11
because I can actually remember playing, like, don't kidnap me and shit
02:26:15
with my parents when I was joking around at the mall when I was a kid.
02:26:18
Right.
02:26:19
And I definitely got to say when they said, stop, stop it.
02:26:22
If you don't do that when they start, I would,
02:26:23
I would immediately start to act like, oh, don't, please don't hit me.
02:26:27
Please don't beat me again. My
02:26:29
right.
02:26:29
Obviously I was joking, so maybe they are too.
02:26:32
Yeah.
02:26:33
Do you still beat your children?
02:26:36
I never beat my children.
02:26:38
Okay, you beat me. Question.
02:26:41
I can't answer that.
02:26:43
Oh, okay.
02:26:44
You're going to plead the Fifth Amendment?
02:26:46
No, no.
02:26:47
I clearly stated a different thing.
02:26:49
That I do not never have beat my children.
02:26:51
Honestly, I had to hit my son once.
02:26:55
Oh, one time.
02:26:58
One time I had had to.
02:27:02
The Heimlich maneuver doesn't come from the back,
02:27:05
but you can break some ribs
02:27:08
anyway.
02:27:09
Know who?
02:27:11
And you're wrong.
02:27:12
No, I, I want to find another chicken attack, but I'm sorry, I don't.
02:27:16
Oh, I was a dear one.
02:27:18
Duct tape. What the fuck?
02:27:20
Well, the duct tape is just stupid.
02:27:23
Yeah, but I already showed it.
02:27:25
I don't think I did. Yeah, I saw that.
02:27:28
Where did you.
02:27:28
This other.
02:27:29
Stop killing ducks to make duck.
02:27:31
Irish man killed by chicken and vicious backyard attack.
02:27:34
Barnyard attack. When he did this? Yeah, he was sitting in a pool. Blood.
02:27:37
But I don't have it.
02:27:38
There's no video.
02:27:38
It's just a news story. Let's.
02:27:40
Do you have a news story?
02:27:42
If you have any.
02:27:43
That's better. Just the name.
02:27:45
Oh. No, because I saw somebody who's chicken attacking,
02:27:48
and I assume that there was adequate chicken attack.
02:27:50
So that was your host, not me.
02:27:52
Your host sent the chicken attack video, but it was harassment.
02:27:55
I will, I'll I will. Yeah, I was just.
02:27:57
So hopefully you're not directing that angst at me.
02:27:59
I think it was perfect.
02:28:00
But I did cover the chicken attack with the deer attack.
02:28:03
This woman.
02:28:04
Is this Colin?
02:28:05
Radio station, which is honest to God.
02:28:07
I was like, what's going on with you?
02:28:09
Well, this is all to voice my opinion.
02:28:11
What I know about me for a really long time.
02:28:15
Okay.
02:28:16
Yeah.
02:28:17
I tried writing the newspaper and contacting, TV stations,
02:28:22
but nobody seems to want to stay with this, so.
02:28:24
So I'm calling you guys. What's the what's the issue?
02:28:27
Oh, over the past two years,
02:28:30
I've been involved in three separate car accidents involving deer.
02:28:35
You know, with the population and everything.
02:28:37
Lots of these incidents, they've occurred shortly
02:28:41
after I saw a deer crossing sign on the highway.
02:28:45
Well, my frustration is that Minnesota
02:28:49
and North Dakota departments attorneys so, so bitchy,
02:28:52
they allow these deer crossings to be in such high traffic areas would allow them.
02:28:57
I mean, I didn't see them on the interstates.
02:29:01
Why are we encouraging deer to cross at the interstate?
02:29:06
I don't get it.
02:29:07
But the high traffic areas, I mean, are you.
02:29:09
Yeah. I understand that you're allowed animals.
02:29:12
They need to travel across the street occasionally to survive and now,
02:29:15
of course, to find food.
02:29:16
But, it seems to me that they have to cross the street to survive. So
02:29:21
all of us, we have to kill or die in areas
02:29:25
where these deer are so likely to be struck by oncoming traffic.
02:29:29
And what, you agree?
02:29:30
I agree we should have deer bridges for the deer.
02:29:34
I mean, yeah,
02:29:36
it's just.
02:29:37
Yeah, I mean, with directions on a map with deer crossings, maybe,
02:29:40
you know, should encompass.
02:29:43
Oh, wait, she's not just a complainer. She has a solution.
02:29:45
Like at a at a school crossing.
02:29:47
Yeah.
02:29:48
We the an area where, you know, you're crossing signs.
02:29:53
You know, deer crossings aren't telling deer that it's safe to cross there.
02:29:57
It's just more of like an alert for drivers.
02:29:59
So they know it's like a high deer population.
02:30:02
The government put the deer crossings there.
02:30:04
They can direct their government anywhere they want to by moving that deer
02:30:08
crossing time.
02:30:09
I mean, you know, what in the world would they place it?
02:30:12
She's highway, so she can't be serious.
02:30:15
Yeah, I know, I mean that I've I've heard it
02:30:18
at least ten times in my life, crossing things and busy highways.
02:30:22
I hope it's real.
02:30:23
You seem to be under the misunderstanding that the deer are somehow
02:30:27
attracted to the deer crossing sign.
02:30:29
Yeah, the sign is for the deer that was there.
02:30:32
Otherwise it would be rare in English.
02:30:33
Allow the deer don't. That's where they need to cross.
02:30:37
Perfectly reasonable.
02:30:38
And all these car accidents you had involved a deer after he'd
02:30:42
saw a deer crossing sign?
02:30:44
Exactly.
02:30:44
I mean, I mean, I'm sure all the signs, the versions of all the ram, you know,
02:30:50
these little just, you know, it's like, how am I supposed to, you know,
02:30:54
you can't break or like,
02:30:55
oh, she's supposed to, you know, crossing in that beautiful scenario.
02:30:59
So you'd like to see these signs move somewhere safer, right?
02:31:03
If we have, we can move them.
02:31:04
Like, don't put your crossing signs on the interstate or freeways.
02:31:08
You know, it's in,
02:31:12
lower traffic areas,
02:31:15
you know, somewhere where the speed limit, you know, a lot slower.
02:31:18
You know, maybe small towns.
02:31:20
I don't know, I think that's a good idea.
02:31:23
That is a good idea.
02:31:24
Let's cross save children quite a few people about this, right?
02:31:28
Right. Yeah. I, I right.
02:31:30
Yeah.
02:31:30
The crossing guard number letters and we will spread the word.
02:31:34
Okay.
02:31:34
We will try to kind of help you raise some awareness for this issue.
02:31:38
Okay. Yeah. Thank you.
02:31:40
We need to move those deer crossing signs.
02:31:42
We appreciate your comment this morning.
02:31:44
All right. Thank you. Bye.
02:31:47
All right.
02:31:47
It's probably not real of course, but I guess if it was
02:31:52
yeah, I'm going to just kind of pretend it is.
02:31:55
She's brilliant. It wasn't the.
02:31:58
If she is, she's a good actor.
02:32:00
Actress? Yeah. That. Yeah. Yeah.
02:32:01
She doesn't sound stupid to say it's stupid.
02:32:08
She sound unbelievably stupid.
02:32:10
Right.
02:32:11
I'm not sure how to make the video show of you cutting your knife.
02:32:15
Cutting your knife?
02:32:17
Oh, it's a weird thing to say.
02:32:20
Oh, good. Oh, because the video, isn't it?
02:32:22
It's easy to see.
02:32:24
There's no reason you it the grinder before he quenched it
02:32:28
and then quenched at the very end of our session.
02:32:31
So here's this dark track with, record scale and the,
02:32:36
mine has more silver on it because I use the grinder last and quite first.
02:32:42
Well, what I'm trying to do is show him
02:32:46
what it is that I've learned from watching 240 shows of Forged in Fire.
02:32:52
And. And so I kind of know what I'm doing.
02:32:54
And so I want to do the steps just before he has to,
02:32:59
so he can see how I'm doing it and maybe improve on it.
02:33:03
Or, you know, I want to give him a at least a, fighter's chance of
02:33:08
of defeating me.
02:33:09
So next week we should have footage.
02:33:13
Oh, you're doing full blown forged in fire or whatever.
02:33:16
That. Yeah. Cool.
02:33:17
You can't just do it together. You got.
02:33:19
It would be this versus this for,
02:33:22
It will be, you get a straight test and a sharpness test.
02:33:26
You're going to take a big.
02:33:29
I think I'm going to
02:33:29
go with, fruit, maybe apples.
02:33:33
You realize that that show is, edited down right?
02:33:36
No, really.
02:33:38
You're saying 40 hours and it's an hour show, so
02:33:42
you're going to forge them in time?
02:33:43
I don't know, you know.
02:33:44
Oh, yeah. For now, right.
02:33:48
For the deer.
02:33:49
It'll turn out.
02:33:52
It's a three hour challenge
02:33:55
in a one hour show.
02:33:57
So what?
02:34:01
Edit it.
02:34:02
You think?
02:34:05
No. You.
02:34:07
I'm going to show I you're going to do it live on this show.
02:34:10
No, I'm going to. Oh of course.
02:34:12
So you're saying then, fuckface?
02:34:14
No. Okay, I it's already we guys.
02:34:17
We should have a bitch if you guys want to have the show two hours early next week.
02:34:21
So we can invite all our guests to come on.
02:34:24
No, no.
02:34:27
Okay. Movie. The science for the deer won't help.
02:34:31
So our guests are the deer I to see in this?
02:34:34
I guess your guests are the way you get.
02:34:37
Well, I don't listen to no women.
02:34:40
Can you play this?
02:34:41
Sometimes helicopters just crash on accident. No.
02:34:46
Well, no.
02:34:46
There are people who get into helicopter accidents
02:34:50
on accident. Man.
02:34:55
No. Oh, you screwed the pooch.
02:35:01
This is gonna hurt.
02:35:03
This is good.
02:35:03
It's a 20 minute video,
02:35:04
but if you just zoom into the crashes, it's about, you know, 30s.
02:35:08
Good, good, good.
02:35:09
Takeoff at sea.
02:35:10
He was supposed to wait for the all clear, but may have attempted to lift
02:35:14
off prematurely.
02:35:17
Prematurely moved
02:35:20
in. Premature evacuation.
02:35:21
Damn, I ruined that talk to you.
02:35:23
I'm slow today, Jack.
02:35:26
These guys will be on premature evacuation.
02:35:29
It's the best.
02:35:31
Is he stuck on the net?
02:35:33
Oh, dude, that guy just cutting.
02:35:37
I'm jumping.
02:35:38
What?
02:35:40
Oh, maybe I'm staying right there.
02:35:41
Is it done?
02:35:43
Let's see that again.
02:35:44
In slow motion, our pilot takes off before the deckhand can exit the landing area.
02:35:49
The miscue causes the chopper to pitch forward and lose control,
02:35:53
striking its tail rotor on the deck.
02:35:55
Meanwhile, the deckhand can only hope the blades don't turn him into deli meat.
02:36:01
He's right between jumping
02:36:03
that's a sensitive and avoiding an out-of-control helicopter.
02:36:06
Luckily, the blades miss him and the pilot puts the bird down.
02:36:10
More deckhands eventually, but as we know, angles can be deceiving.
02:36:15
The blades collide. Oh my goodness.
02:36:17
Oh, crash.
02:36:18
Double crash.
02:36:19
Thankfully, the man standing on
02:36:21
the helipad was able to scramble away and only suffered minor.
02:36:25
From this angle.
02:36:26
It looks like there's enough space between shrapnel, but
02:36:29
as we know, angles can be deceiving.
02:36:32
The blades collide and we wonder why.
02:36:35
While trying their.
02:36:39
These are the front wheels.
02:36:41
It's hard to tell how much they cracked up again.
02:36:44
That's a landing.
02:36:46
Oh, wait a minute.
02:36:47
Oh, that was not a very sound.
02:36:49
Landing.
02:36:52
It sounded like a bad landing.
02:36:53
Losing her head until after the segment aired. Oh.
02:37:03
Wow, that was close.
02:37:05
Oh, she's almost attacked by the helicopter.
02:37:08
I've been in an air show.
02:37:09
They went over it, like, 50ft in the air.
02:37:11
Like that.
02:37:12
Those are great.
02:37:15
Those are literally
02:37:17
20, 30, 20.
02:37:18
Peaceful wasn't enough.
02:37:20
Elmira stands in and does the piece that it's not even landing.
02:37:24
It looks like the top rotors
02:37:26
have stopped spinning while the tail rotors are still going.
02:37:29
This causes the aircraft to spin like it's hanging from an
02:37:32
I thought the tap water, the camera.
02:37:34
Sometimes the helicopter just took close to the fleeing spectators.
02:37:38
In reality, the bird is about 80ft away.
02:37:41
As it begins to dip down, you realize that it's not even hovering
02:37:45
over the landing pad.
02:37:46
Things look grim.
02:37:47
Oh, that's a chopper vanishes from sight.
02:37:50
Thankfully, the reverse angle picks up from where we left off.
02:37:53
Thankfully, the helicopter keep spinning and eventually makes a hard landing.
02:37:58
Another impressive hard landing that's not a crane.
02:38:00
Rotors allowing the chopper to stop.
02:38:04
Don't miss anything you can.
02:38:05
Anything you can walk away from is the, landing.
02:38:09
Yeah.
02:38:10
Oh. Oh, that crash.
02:38:12
Oh, not a crash.
02:38:14
Yeah, that was just a hard landing.
02:38:16
No. Well, no, there's people everywhere there that someone's gonna find one. One.
02:38:21
There's people everywhere there.
02:38:23
Okay, that's, he's just about everywhere.
02:38:27
Cost him dearly.
02:38:29
Yeah.
02:38:29
There were people who get in the helicopter.
02:38:31
Hard landings on accident.
02:38:34
Yeah, hard.
02:38:36
Oh, gosh.
02:38:38
Oh, my God, there is no on accident.
02:38:41
There's on purpose.
02:38:42
And accidentally, he seems a little too excited about the crashing.
02:38:46
Someone's going to find one. One.
02:38:48
What's the number?
02:38:50
What's the number for 911.
02:38:52
Oh, you got this.
02:38:54
Reminds me of wiggly. He's.
02:38:56
It's a happy a happy, f fifth.
02:39:01
I think it's.
02:39:04
Kind of like, look at him go.
02:39:05
It's like vaguely.
02:39:08
It's a windup toy for every now.
02:39:11
Oh, no.
02:39:13
You know what that is, engineers. You know what that is?
02:39:15
That is a that's a motor that's out of balance or a rotor that's out of balance.
02:39:19
The motor in the rotor.
02:39:21
What is that?
02:39:23
Oh, from the park.
02:39:25
If you set up a washing machine and you don't level it, that happens.
02:39:29
All right.
02:39:33
It didn't sound right.
02:39:36
That didn't sound right.
02:39:37
You're all right. Into a frozen river.
02:39:39
There are people who get in the helicopter.
02:39:42
That's,
02:39:44
That's.
02:39:46
That's not something you want to hear your helicopter doing
02:39:50
a joke with me, baby.
02:39:51
It's fine.
02:39:54
Instead, a helicopter and.
02:39:56
Yeah. And it.
02:39:57
Sorry. I'm in the way.
02:39:58
Then you're pilots like we're going to have to find somewhere to,
02:40:04
like, put her down.
02:40:06
Anywhere to these weird looks.
02:40:07
Called out
02:40:08
doctor circled for a few minutes before finally touching down and a small cliff
02:40:12
touching down.
02:40:13
Okay, this clearly says, oh, I guess it says mistakes.
02:40:16
My helicopter touching down is not flying when the helicopter hits the wire.
02:40:20
Oh, those were spikes.
02:40:21
As our camera zooms in toward the end, you can see the wire dangling
02:40:26
from the landing gears.
02:40:27
It's unclear what caused the incident.
02:40:29
Either the pilot didn't see the wire,
02:40:31
or the wire was recently installed across a known flight path.
02:40:36
Some saw he's a he didn't see it, but that might just be the Russian military.
02:40:40
Yeah, I saw that one. Hey, are you seeing it?
02:40:42
Hey. Fuck you.
02:40:43
I, I resent your assumption.
02:40:45
I totally saw The Wire and I decided to hit it anyway.
02:40:47
So many choppers flying, thousands of people are rushing instead.
02:40:54
Well, instead,
02:40:56
by land, you can crack so much more matters.
02:40:59
Is it? I can't see?
02:41:02
No, it's coming right for a cell.
02:41:05
There was a door right for us.
02:41:07
No, that was the problem with, Kobe Bryant's last flight.
02:41:12
Oh, I was about to set up Kobe.
02:41:15
Yeah, they couldn't
02:41:17
land.
02:41:17
It was.
02:41:20
Yeah.
02:41:20
They're cheering this one.
02:41:22
India's first helicopter.
02:41:24
Yeah, we figured it out.
02:41:26
They in the air finally clapped in the air.
02:41:29
Finally has a helicopter.
02:41:31
Oh, shit.
02:41:31
You know what? They don't have a helicopter pilot.
02:41:34
There's so clapping, they don't realize something's wrong yet.
02:41:39
No, look.
02:41:39
Helicopter spins.
02:41:41
Look, he makes the helicopter go spinny.
02:41:42
Spinny.
02:41:46
That's just like flight simulator.
02:41:47
He learned how to take off before he learned how to land.
02:41:53
Luckily,
02:41:54
once pilot gets the chopper under control and flies away, luckily.
02:41:58
Come on, that was the last video. That's not good.
02:42:00
It is a helicopter under controls on accident. Man.
02:42:05
Oh, wait a minute.
02:42:05
Copter to lose balance as it tried to land.
02:42:08
According to reports, the pilot tried to land once more in a nearby village.
02:42:13
But for some reason.
02:42:14
Yeah, that's crazy buzzing
02:42:15
my sounds about the moment cut his losses and returned to Delhi.
02:42:19
Wait a minute. You'll have better luck next time.
02:42:22
If you enjoyed this video and want to see another job or
02:42:25
in a nearby village, but for some reason they denied him permission.
02:42:30
In the end, Mohan cut his losses and returned to Delhi or
02:42:34
in a nearby village, but for some reason they denied him permission.
02:42:38
In the end, Mohan cut his losses and returned to Delhi.
02:42:42
What's his name?
02:42:43
Better luck next time if you win.
02:42:45
They denied permission
02:42:48
to cut his losses and return my hand.
02:42:51
My hand.
02:42:51
Cut his losses.
02:42:53
Shut the fuck up, kid.
02:42:56
All right, I got to reset my sound.
02:42:58
Oh, that voice.
02:42:59
I got to reset my sound.
02:43:00
Everything's going to fuck up.
02:43:02
And,
02:43:04
All right,
02:43:06
that's all right.
02:43:07
Bring it on.
02:43:09
We can.
02:43:12
I've seen worse.
02:43:13
Let's play nothing but chicken attack from now on.
02:43:16
Right.
02:43:16
It's not chicken attack, but it's maybe just annual attack.
02:43:21
Oh, I like those two.
02:43:24
That's my attraction to chicken attack.
02:43:26
Begin with.
02:43:30
Whoa!
02:43:32
I do this to holy man.
02:43:34
Oh, my God.
02:43:37
Oh. Hello. God.
02:43:39
Are you
02:43:40
want.
02:43:45
Oops.
02:43:46
You got
02:43:47
right here.
02:43:50
Yeah. Oh.
02:43:54
Come on. Oh, we got it.
02:43:55
And after it was a bit much.
02:43:57
I don't think you needed to do that.
02:43:58
Is you ready?
02:44:00
Yeah. Well.
02:44:00
Hold up.
02:44:02
It didn't make dance.
02:44:03
Let's play nothing but chicken attack from now on.
02:44:08
Yeah, yeah. Oh!
02:44:10
Whoa!
02:44:11
You hit that?
02:44:15
Oh, he's got it now.
02:44:17
That was your.
02:44:19
Yeah.
02:44:19
And, really,
02:44:22
really?
02:44:25
Oh, no.
02:44:26
Oh! Oh!
02:44:32
Oh my God, I just threw it.
02:44:35
This. Oh,
02:44:38
yeah.
02:44:40
Okay.
02:44:41
He put them in the same zoo exhibit.
02:44:50
Oh. Oh, shit.
02:44:52
Yeah. They'll mess you up
02:44:55
a move.
02:44:57
Yeah.
02:44:57
Don't get close to them on the fucking baby, miss.
02:45:03
Jesus Christ,
02:45:06
but I know.
02:45:08
That,
02:45:10
Oh, my.
02:45:12
Oh, look.
02:45:13
Water snake.
02:45:19
Oh. Never show fear.
02:45:22
Never.
02:45:24
I just never show fear.
02:45:30
That,
02:45:32
I see.
02:45:35
Oh, I'm saying dolphin attack.
02:45:39
Dolphin attack.
02:45:43
Right now,
02:45:45
I that was a little bit,
02:45:52
Get your neck.
02:45:54
No, he's not he's not gonna bite me. Oh.
02:45:56
Squirrel it.
02:45:57
You've eaten that like Jesus crops.
02:46:02
Holy moly.
02:46:05
I. Puppet.
02:46:12
Puppet. Yeah.
02:46:13
Oh my God, I
02:46:19
oh, fuck!
02:46:24
Foreign show.
02:46:27
Oh, no!
02:46:29
They're laughing.
02:46:30
Oh, my God, they're guys.
02:46:31
There's no fun.
02:46:33
My priorities go down.
02:46:37
Oh. Yeah, it's going over.
02:46:39
The fuck is that? Oh, I got the car.
02:46:42
A three wheeled cars.
02:46:43
They're, They got a name. What's the name?
02:46:46
But there's the real popular in Asia.
02:46:52
There.
02:46:52
Texas is is getting a smack.
02:46:54
The fuck was that? God.
02:46:57
Oh, squid. Oh!
02:46:59
Squid! Attack!
02:47:00
Oh, no.
02:47:02
Oh, that's just perfect.
02:47:05
Punch that bitch in the face. Okay.
02:47:07
Oh my God.
02:47:08
Oh my.
02:47:11
Oh, God. Oh!
02:47:16
Oh, my Lord, she gets fucking nailed.
02:47:20
Oh! Damn it.
02:47:22
No, that was sleep timer.
02:47:24
Oh, okay.
02:47:24
Oh my God. Oh!
02:47:30
Oh. Knocks her phone out of her hand to,
02:47:36
Oh oh.
02:47:40
Damn it.
02:47:41
Oh, oh,
02:47:47
She's so happy.
02:47:49
Oh, that's so great.
02:47:51
Oh my God.
02:47:55
I guess she hits more of the hands.
02:47:58
She's overreacting.
02:48:00
Hey! My God. Oh!
02:48:06
Oh, she's a voting member of.
02:48:13
Oh, I'm trying to have my man.
02:48:18
Oh, God.
02:48:18
Oh, what the heck?
02:48:23
Girl,
02:48:25
I'm trying to get my man.
02:48:28
He's going to skew it in.
02:48:30
Oh, yeah. He slew.
02:48:33
Oh, really?
02:48:34
Shit.
02:48:35
Sometimes they just turn into the glass and shit.
02:48:38
This motherfucker slide in here like fucking Tom cruise
02:48:41
in fucking Risky Business.
02:48:44
What I trying to tell my man?
02:48:49
Oh, God. Oh.
02:48:52
Oh. And the rotation is silly.
02:48:54
He's cutting the,
02:48:57
braids.
02:48:58
Very robotic.
02:48:59
Yeah. Real.
02:49:00
Is that a real fucking gorilla?
02:49:01
Oh, God.
02:49:04
The slide and everything.
02:49:06
Okay,
02:49:08
you knows how slippery it is out there.
02:49:09
He's been doing this for years.
02:49:11
Oh, my man.
02:49:14
Oh, school.
02:49:16
Yeah, I love that.
02:49:18
Oh. Ski.
02:49:22
Oh, nice.
02:49:24
Was that real?
02:49:25
Oh, God, I don't that's what we've been talking about.
02:49:28
I don't know, it is.
02:49:30
Oh, you just joining in the program?
02:49:32
Yeah, I had to fix myself.
02:49:34
We have to start over.
02:49:35
Oh, do the monologue.
02:49:36
Yeah.
02:49:37
Oh, the time is now 1:00 as above.
02:49:40
So below.
02:49:42
Oh, nice.
02:49:44
See the way he reversed it?
02:49:46
You set him up for it, though.
02:49:47
Oh, I don't get why it's a fail, though.
02:49:50
That's a success. They captured a great shot.
02:49:53
This looks like a fail.
02:49:54
Oh, God. Oh!
02:49:58
I want to see this.
02:49:59
I want to see the. Hey! After. Get out of.
02:50:05
First of all, it was a great.
02:50:06
Yeah. Look at it. All right.
02:50:07
Hey. Yep. I think it's real.
02:50:10
He's putting the win.
02:50:10
It looks like he's been practicing or I think that was a she.
02:50:14
Oh, God. Oh.
02:50:17
Maybe them maybe the.
02:50:18
Oh, that's a male.
02:50:20
He's putting the.
02:50:21
Oh no no, there's nothing hanging
02:50:23
Gwen. Let's go. Going.
02:50:25
Well here comes okay, okay.
02:50:28
Oh, it's in the car.
02:50:32
It's in the car.
02:50:32
Whoa!
02:50:33
Oh, no. Oh!
02:50:40
The baby's just like
02:50:43
I didn't know they doesn't.
02:50:45
He has no clue. Dude, that's.
02:50:47
You gotta love that about the innocence of children.
02:50:49
Like the baby like that and the amazing.
02:50:53
Now, that wasn't a fail.
02:50:54
That was a success for the gazelle.
02:50:57
The engineering accomplishment that is glass.
02:51:03
He just took a big chunk of food with it.
02:51:05
Yeah, that was like an arm. It was like a jacket.
02:51:07
Oh, Oh, my God.
02:51:09
I wish you were to show that you got it.
02:51:14
Oh. Oh.
02:51:16
That's got.
02:51:18
Yeah, she got a few feet off the ground, and there's no way she did not land
02:51:22
directly on her back.
02:51:24
The only saving grace is that there's a little bit of water there.
02:51:27
It depends on how far she gets flung, because there's not water there.
02:51:30
I'm thinking about the tusk.
02:51:31
Probably went in a river into her neck.
02:51:34
Or both, because there's two.
02:51:35
No, I think he kind of lifted her up from the chest.
02:51:38
I'm thinking more about the fall, but the water might break
02:51:41
or fall a little bit.
02:51:43
Oh, look, could you imagine being the elephant
02:51:46
with people just picking at you all day long thinking, right.
02:51:49
You know, at any time I could just walk you up.
02:51:52
I've been
02:51:52
telling these guys for ten years to cut the shit out.
02:51:55
Now that you know what they are now, they probably kill the elephant.
02:51:59
They should kill the woman.
02:52:04
Just kidding.
02:52:04
I'm just kidding. Obviously.
02:52:06
No. Oh, yeah, I got it, I got it, you got it?
02:52:09
Yeah. It jumped.
02:52:10
I was going to steal your shit, but.
02:52:16
And he didn't like motorcycles down.
02:52:27
So, like a smiley laugh
02:52:29
or mutli laugh, I mean, yeah.
02:52:32
Oh oh.
02:52:34
Oh, no.
02:52:34
Yeah. Run away.
02:52:35
Please, dude, don't remind me of the Buffalo lions.
02:52:38
Gave me a switch. Pass this.
02:52:41
Who cares?
02:52:47
He's not satisfied with the tire he wants to tip.
02:52:49
The trash is not winning, you know.
02:52:50
He doesn't think he's winning. So you're like, try the.
02:52:53
Oh oh, oh, now you got don't get in your eye, but it's going to hurt.
02:52:59
Windshield washer. That's definitely blue.
02:53:02
I don't know why my camera's still out.
02:53:04
I'm about to sneeze, though.
02:53:07
You go.
02:53:12
I beat you, you throw a little.
02:53:15
No, no, not like you do a. No.
02:53:22
Oh oh.
02:53:24
Oh my God, that's a big gain of,
02:53:28
Oh that's bizarre dude, I had that video in my feed
02:53:32
that was in the the alligator room that's been going around.
02:53:36
No, what?
02:53:39
Yeah, that's the heat.
02:53:41
That's that. Oh.
02:53:43
Oh, I think I'm looking for a perfect.
02:53:48
Yeah.
02:53:49
The fuck is this?
02:53:51
Oh my God. Yeah. Now, what are you going to do?
02:53:53
What the fuck is that?
02:53:55
You guys got to get out of here, man.
02:53:58
I'm gonna punch your head in like I'm.
02:54:01
I don't.
02:54:08
I think he won.
02:54:08
I think the kangaroo won.
02:54:10
That's a porcupine. Porcupine
02:54:13
right there.
02:54:13
Teddy.
02:54:14
Hey, she didn't tell me she didn't like it.
02:54:18
Hey, hey.
02:54:23
Bob, I threw up on the roster, like, everything, you know.
02:54:26
Get that over there. What did he say?
02:54:30
You said very minimal.
02:54:31
Minimal amount of money.
02:54:32
I thought he said Nicola.
02:54:36
Nicaragua.
02:54:38
Oh. Of the nature of the.
02:54:45
That's not frightening at all.
02:54:48
Imagine if that was you that accidentally stepped in
02:54:50
or jumped into that water and you hear it.
02:54:53
You'd hear it all coming up.
02:54:56
I assume they were fish or piranha, right?
02:54:58
That's what I was.
02:55:01
They don't want the food.
02:55:03
She's clearly on her period.
02:55:05
When you say they say, they say that doesn't happen.
02:55:09
I hope my daughter isn't watching right?
02:55:15
Or even be able to hear me.
02:55:18
Why are you following the guys?
02:55:21
Yeah.
02:55:23
Oh, no. What's going on here?
02:55:25
These are an animal attack videos.
02:55:26
He's backing off or something like that. Was it?
02:55:29
Can you go back? That was the lion's eat.
02:55:32
That was the guy in the bathroom with the lions and that's the Buffalo
02:55:35
Bills. That's. That was the game right there.
02:55:38
Please let us out.
02:55:39
Score one more.
02:55:43
He said on that versus being a dick.
02:55:48
He's trying to land on his head, right, to get a free ride.
02:55:51
Like they were like you were on a bus or a car or train
02:55:55
maybe, you know, conveyance.
02:55:58
Oh, shirts, maps, the countryside.
02:56:01
Hey, that's why I'm doing it to.
02:56:03
Oh, oh, he's gonna go.
02:56:06
Yeah, it's the same bird.
02:56:08
What I would what?
02:56:09
Dude, look at that thing.
02:56:12
Oh, my God, what is it?
02:56:14
Michael was. What was that?
02:56:16
He could flip in the ringer and it's. He might have been alone.
02:56:19
I have a thing.
02:56:21
They were alone.
02:56:22
I'm going to stick my thumb up its ass, man.
02:56:24
J let's pull it in.
02:56:26
Dude, look at that thing.
02:56:28
Oh, my. I don't know what that is. Right
02:56:32
there.
02:56:33
Unless it is.
02:56:34
Great. Great glass.
02:56:35
He's got one.
02:56:36
I have a gun.
02:56:37
Chubbs.
02:56:41
Okay.
02:56:45
Hey, Zeus!
02:56:46
Run, run, run!
02:56:48
What is it? Oh, it's a moose.
02:56:50
Moose must have been in Canada.
02:56:53
Fuck, is that a koala?
02:56:55
That one had something wrapped around its neck that.
02:56:58
Did you see? It had, like a it had a bandana on its neck.
02:57:00
They were clearly tame.
02:57:04
Bluefish.
02:57:05
Fish attacks. Oh.
02:57:12
That's pretty cool.
02:57:13
When an alligator uses a fish to bait to kill a human.
02:57:17
Right. I was looking.
02:57:19
Oh, why would you say that?
02:57:20
They're getting out to take pictures with a bear.
02:57:22
You're a fucking idiot.
02:57:24
Oh, look, nature set up a bear photo shoot.
02:57:27
Wow, that was terrifying.
02:57:33
Did you see the sand come out in the shape of a spider?
02:57:38
That.
02:57:40
It's a bear, sweetie,
02:57:42
go back inside a giant bear.
02:57:43
That was a very much a miniature.
02:57:47
But it was a it was a miniature person, too.
02:57:48
So in in relative, in measurement, if you had to measure that bear.
02:57:51
Oh, fuck. Yeah.
02:57:53
He made it.
02:57:56
His other dear friend was better than that.
02:57:58
He couldn't jump over two cars.
02:58:00
I mean, fucker did it.
02:58:03
That's really shallow.
02:58:06
Do we want to hear Gary's comment?
02:58:08
Oh, no, it's not Gary.
02:58:12
Gary, who's your monkey?
02:58:13
Yeah, right. Exactly.
02:58:15
He claims they.
02:58:16
Oh, dude, I'm not a fan of spiders, though.
02:58:19
Oh. Good job. Thank you.
02:58:21
I was going to go inside the window.
02:58:23
Did you see it? It was.
02:58:23
It was going to smash itself inside the window.
02:58:26
How can they try to figure it out?
02:58:30
They fucking.
02:58:32
I know they're fighting.
02:58:33
How do you fuck
02:58:35
rough like that?
02:58:38
Oh, like.
02:58:39
Oh, is that fucking on a chicken?
02:58:41
Hang on. Was that fucking too?
02:58:42
I think you didn't learn the right way.
02:58:44
You almost fell on the chicken.
02:58:47
That would have been a chicken attack.
02:58:50
See, for the record, if you look down,
02:58:52
those are both males.
02:58:59
Spoiler alert.
02:59:00
But that was one of the episodes, a yellow stone.
02:59:02
What was that?
02:59:03
It was an alligator. Or was it a lizard? Yeah.
02:59:05
She kids do.
02:59:06
Look how fast she's trying to swim.
02:59:08
But wow, they're so fast talking.
02:59:10
I think it bitter right at the end, it lunged and nipped.
02:59:14
I don't know if it got a hold watch how fast it was though, compared to her.
02:59:18
She's flailing and barely moving.
02:59:21
She moved like a tiny bit that the alligator waited,
02:59:24
and then as soon she was it
02:59:25
the other side, it darted like a fucking missile right here for you.
02:59:31
Wow. Yeah. See?
02:59:33
I'm sorry.
02:59:34
I'm just never swimming again
02:59:37
in Florida.
02:59:40
I was, especially in Florida.
02:59:46
He was.
02:59:46
It is duty.
02:59:47
The pussy is close.
02:59:49
It was just full over.
02:59:52
Dude.
02:59:52
The biker didn't even move, didn't flinch.
02:59:55
Nothing. Just fell down.
02:59:57
What was up with the shark?
03:00:04
To get one.
03:00:06
Oh, no no no no no no.
03:00:08
Oh my God, they have no idea.
03:00:10
They have no fucking idea.
03:00:13
He sees it. He sees it. Okay.
03:00:15
They'll call him an idiot if he doesn't know him.
03:00:17
You can be idiotic and then you can be ignorant.
03:00:19
Those are two different things.
03:00:21
Oh, yeah?
03:00:24
And then that's kind of cool.
03:00:26
The dogs weren't like fighting the bear.
03:00:28
They were young, yelling at the owner.
03:00:30
One leg. That's rough.
03:00:33
It's coming up.
03:00:34
Oh, okay. It's ringing the doorbell.
03:00:36
Oh, hi.
03:00:37
Polite.
03:00:44
That helps.
03:00:44
If she had any chance of surviving, she.
03:00:46
She's not making any better by screaming.
03:00:49
And all of this is good reason why I'm glad we live
03:00:52
where we do.
03:00:56
There's bears.
03:00:59
Not around us.
03:01:01
There's bears where my daughter is.
03:01:04
I don't give a fuck.
03:01:05
I actually, I do carry daughter, I do, you know what?
03:01:08
It doesn't matter if you do.
03:01:09
I do for the nuts, for the both of us and for her.
03:01:12
And she works late at night, has to park.
03:01:14
But if you're if you get if you get back to the campus late,
03:01:17
the parking spots all sucks.
03:01:19
So you got to park two parking lots over.
03:01:20
So, like, I always see these.
03:01:22
She tells about the coyotes and
03:01:24
I don't know what else she's seen.
03:01:26
I don't know if there's been moose or not.
03:01:32
Is it eating time?
03:01:33
I don't know, technically. We're still.
03:01:35
I thought he might even come back for some reason,
03:01:36
because the way he left with the irony.
03:01:46
Mr. Brady and Joshua Brady and or Gary.
03:01:50
As above and so below.
03:01:53
They call these two blows lady and Joshua were doing it our way.
03:01:59
We're gonna make it make our dreams come true.
03:02:01
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03:02:05
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03:02:08
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03:03:17
It also be great if you could come on next week somehow.
03:03:20
Wait, what did you say the topic was?
03:03:22
I forgot the word already.
03:03:23
Come.
03:03:26
As you were, as you are.
03:03:29
So yeah, you should.
03:03:33
Did you just do that?
03:03:35
That's pretty good.
03:03:37
It's really good. Was it?
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You should come as you are.
03:03:42
Next week.
03:03:43
Where do you come?
03:03:46
Because it's Christmas.
03:03:47
It's going to be.
03:03:48
What is today on the top?
03:03:52
Yeah. It'll be.
03:03:52
It'll be the Christmas Eve Eve.
03:03:55
I'm pretty sure we had a show on Christmas.
03:04:00
And from our Christmas show,
03:04:01
I think I recall it's either New Year's or Christmas for your birthdays.
03:04:04
The day after one of those, isn't it?
03:04:08
Just for the Social Security numbers.
03:04:10
People that are taking it so they can make sure they can get the code on your.
03:04:14
I seem to recall that.
03:04:16
So show up next week
03:04:19
for Christmas slash birthday party.
03:04:21
If you've ever been a part of the show, listen to the show.
03:04:24
Watch the show. It's Jesus's birthday.
03:04:26
You can be on the show.
03:04:29
We're going to read on the show.
03:04:35
We're going to watch TV on the show collar.
03:04:39
No. See, I thought maybe,
03:04:43
just maybe, the chance if I opened it up, there would actually be a collar.
03:04:47
You know, there's not.
03:04:53
I think you went through
03:04:53
all your videos right?
03:04:57
I'm good at the three hour limit.
03:04:59
I played everything so satisfied, so fulfilled.
03:05:04
I feel like I already came,
03:05:05
and I hope everybody watching feels like you came too, because that is our goal.
03:05:09
Gary's probably.
03:05:10
I know why you come.
03:05:13
Because he came. Now he needs a nap.
03:05:15
No, no, he gets so horny because we put him up on a pedestal
03:05:18
and he thinks he's better than everyone else, so that we stopped.
03:05:23
We really need to beat him back down a little bit because he has to go
03:05:26
jerk off.
03:05:30
Clearly to it, there's no way you can be married and wake up your wife.
03:05:33
That has to work in the morning this late.
03:05:38
Other way around.
03:05:39
Yeah. You can wake up a man at any time.
03:05:41
They will always pick sex over work.
03:05:46
True. You're.
03:05:47
You're a man. Allegedly. Right?
03:05:50
Is there ever a time or anything that you have to do
03:05:52
to get up too early to not have sex with somebody you want to have sex with?
03:05:56
Obviously not like
03:05:58
gay sex or anything.
03:06:00
No. Yeah, okay.
03:06:02
Gay sex.
03:06:05
You wake me up any time.
03:06:06
It's all I'm saying.
03:06:08
Yeah. Oh, no. I sucked it down pretty hard.
03:06:10
I was talking about my wife, though.
03:06:12
Obviously.
03:06:15
You know her mommy?
03:06:18
No, I was asking you about you and your
03:06:21
alleged wife.
03:06:23
I mean, I don't think you've made her an honest woman yet,
03:06:27
from what I understand.
03:06:27
Not that it's any of my business or the shows business,
03:06:29
but we don't have anything else to talk about, so.
03:06:34
Carla's really quiet.
03:06:35
I guess. Not.
03:06:44
So you, working through Christmas?
03:06:45
You got any plans?
03:06:50
No. Okay.
03:06:52
Riveting.
03:06:53
This is fantastic.
03:06:55
Call in one five, eight, six.
03:06:57
Three rants. Three. Last chance.
03:07:00
Anybody wants to be on the show.
03:07:02
Trust me, we're so low budget.
03:07:04
Oh, we got to raid somebody. You want to.
03:07:06
You want to be part of the raid?
03:07:07
Before we go
03:07:09
rape raid?
03:07:11
Not what you said.
03:07:13
I'm not.
03:07:15
That's for Jay-Z and P Diddy.
03:07:17
Alleged to die.
03:07:19
Are in a relationship.
03:07:25
I think you're a rapist.
03:07:26
That could.
03:07:29
I'm sorry.
03:07:30
What?
03:07:31
What raises butthole?
03:07:37
I like raid in the cartoon.
03:07:39
Oh, up.
03:07:41
Cartoons on to.
03:07:45
The cartoons on toons on doom.
03:07:55
I was very quiet.
03:08:01
Go out there, dumb ass.
03:08:05
Oh my gosh, right
03:08:06
when I popped over to God instead of chicken attack, we're doing turkey attack.
03:08:12
No, it's me dude.
03:08:15
Okay, wait.
03:08:16
What are you, boy?
03:08:17
What do you want? Whoa whoa whoa, what do you want?
03:08:19
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.
03:08:20
What you looking at? Motherfucking
03:08:23
talk about fitting right in, man.
03:08:24
That's Jesus segue.
03:08:26
Don't bring Jesus. So we're going to Ray to talk.
03:08:28
He's a cartoon. Turkeys does videos.
03:08:30
Kind of like the.
03:08:31
He pretty much copied Beavis and Butthead style, but it's entertaining.
03:08:35
Gobble, gobble about him.
03:08:37
Do fuck off. Fuck off.
03:08:38
Because those Beavis and Butthead no, it's a bird.
03:08:42
Well, it's definitely Christmas. He's come to shove.
03:08:44
You can just kick the shit out of it.
03:08:46
It'll go away. They can't really fly.
03:08:48
I mean, they can hop and hover a little bit, but they can't fly.
03:08:52
You can punch and kick.
03:08:53
You're at a severe advantage. Why are you running?
03:08:57
Fuck on the beat.
03:08:59
Oh, wait, there's more guys like that.
03:09:03
Oh, fuck. God.
03:09:05
Like what?
03:09:06
I like when I just grab some at the end of the show, it so perfectly well.
03:09:09
Lunch, you know that, right?
03:09:11
The person we're writing was doing chicken attack with turkey.
03:09:14
Everybody's stealing our bit.
03:09:16
Oh fuck off.
03:09:16
I know what, it's all right with me.
03:09:18
It's okay. Hey, that's smart.
03:09:21
By saying fuck off.
03:09:22
Oh fuck off. You sound like you're talking chicken.
03:09:24
You need stop bringing Jesus into this shit, man.
03:09:26
That's blasphemous. Dude, I better be myself.
03:09:29
Freeze up chicken that I like.
03:09:34
Chicken that up
03:09:37
ain't got your back
03:09:38
before I that Sam, I love you.
03:09:41
Come, let's go baby.
03:09:43
Come on. Chicken. Nice chicken. Go
03:09:48
to God.
03:09:48
You know, no little my lord.
03:09:52
Look like
03:09:55
you want to go.
03:10:01
Oh, wait.
03:10:02
I should probably do this to. Get.
03:10:36
I'm going to come.
03:10:48
Something wrong for me?
03:10:50
What the fuck?
03:10:55
It says something went wrong with our raid.
03:10:57
I don't like that one bit.
03:11:00
I'm going to try it again
03:11:03
one more time.
03:11:05
Raid the link.
03:11:09
Go confirm raid!
03:11:12
Hey! It worked the second time.