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Five,
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bad died.
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What was.
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The first.
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I think.
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Five.
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Was the first.
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I. The time is now 10:01 p.m..
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Do you know where your traditions came from?
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Hi, I'm Gary, and welcome to Fladge Rants Live.
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And here's to a merry Christmas and a very happy New Year.
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Cheers.
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Or Kwanzaa or Hanukkah or Saturnalia.
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Whatever you happen to
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celebrate this year.
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I think it's Christmas and New Year's that people refer to
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when they refer to the season as the holiday season.
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I think that's enough.
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Thanksgiving is included, which is kind of odd because
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holiday comes from Holy Day.
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It's pretty simple. Figure that one out.
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And,
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of those three holidays, the only one considered
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religious is Christmas.
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Although it is
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very far fetched to believe that,
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Jesus of Nazareth was born on December 25th.
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We have no evidence to support that.
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In fact, I would just read that one on 365.
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Maybe maybe it
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was, but very, very unlikely.
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So there's that.
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But, I like to ask questions like what?
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What's going on? What?
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What are we doing here?
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How did we get here?
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Or specifically,
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how did we get to this point?
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That's the way we are right now.
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And there are so many things that attribute to that,
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like tributaries running into a river and creating what
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we know as reality.
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I like to take this, this question as far as I can.
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I can take it.
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I like are we an experiment?
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Our our, aliens,
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various species of aliens, like, like a Star Trek.
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Kind of a federation of, intelligent species,
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just observing us and or and or controlling us.
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I mean, the big conspiracy, the mother of all conspiracy
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theories is we're being controlled by the our alien overlords.
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And are they
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malevolent, benevolent or, let's see the other one anyway,
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I hope they're.
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I hope they're good.
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I hope they're they're not.
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Not just,
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like like the conspiracy theorists
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normally say, using our resources or are we
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are committed to slavery to their system, which kind of seems like
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or or worse
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or or somehow they can feed off of our, energy.
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I don't know if suffering.
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I've heard all sorts of things, but,
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how did we get here?
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Is is a question worth asking?
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And and all sorts of pursuits.
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Want to,
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Well, let's go back to, the Zoroastrians.
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Now, that was, Zora.
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Zoroaster was the through straw.
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He was their prophet.
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And as far as we can tell, at the over 3500 years ago,
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it was the first monotheistic religion on planet Earth.
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First time humans believe there was only one god
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was Zoroastrianism.
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And it was from Zoroastrianism
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that the Abrahamic religions, i.e.
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Christianity, Judaism and Islam,
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got their concepts of heaven and hell
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and Judgment Day and Armageddon,
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and of course, monotheism.
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Fast forward to the Romans
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and, Saturnalia,
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the winter festival, celebrating Saturn,
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one of their main gods.
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And the festival
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was naked, dancing in the streets and, and what?
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The Romans were pretty well known for their orgies, but this one was
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very interesting tradition of the slaves being the masters for one day.
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And, I think that's an interesting practice.
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In fact, some of these traditions that I've, I've noticed falling by the wayside,
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in case you didn't catch it last week,
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I was complaining that I no longer set the table.
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That was
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just sitting down for a family meal is an important,
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structured part of your life to reconnect with your loved ones.
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And I don't even do that anymore.
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I grab a plate out of the microwave, and I sit down on the couch to watch TV
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and eat macaroni and cheese like an invisible.
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But, today I, I didn't write,
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I don't write anything, so I'm just going to speak from the heart.
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Again. Why?
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Attention that, a certain coworker, we'll call it Dave,
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didn't want me talking about him on the podcast, and I.
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I honor and respect that.
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Actually, I, I it's his wish is my command.
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And the other hand,
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it makes me want to call the next show.
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Dave.
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If people know him
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and some people watch this that do know him, he doesn't.
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But he can watch this.
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I'm telling the truth.
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They know that I'm not, slandering him.
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Well, what I what I say is the truth.
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And if you disagree, you're welcome to comment.
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Call in,
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or talk to me at any point.
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I am always willing to defend my position.
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I don't want to paint him in a bad light.
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And you can call me at five, eight, six, three rants.
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Three.
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If you have any questions whatsoever, I will field any questions.
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You throw it in the comments. I will respond immediately.
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If you call. We'll try.
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Try like the Dickens.
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I'll see you.
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Dickens.
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It's, my favorite time of year
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and I listen to Christmas music all year long.
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I drive around, I listen to Christmas, get Halloween music,
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but it's on my permanent playlist.
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365 I am in the Christmas spirit.
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Every single week.
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I bring cookies to work every single week.
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This week it was a failure.
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I tried to go over the top and make like, a banana split inspired dessert.
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Baked good. It turned out like crap.
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Because the difference in bake times between the cookie crust that I used
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and the banana bread that I put on top,
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and I put a chocolate layer in between that kind of just turned mush,
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and the whole thing had a terrible consistency.
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But anyway, back to Dave.
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I would love to respect his wishes,
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and I don't wish to slander him in any way.
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And there are a lot of people named Dave.
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Who the hell am I talking about?
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There's no reason to think I'm talking about anyone.
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But, you'll see in the kids segment today that in fact,
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that, we make jokes.
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That's all we do.
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And the only thing I have to offer this show is my own personal experience.
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And I'm an open book again.
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Call 586323.
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I'll answer anything.
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I am an absolute open book.
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I pour myself out into this because I love it.
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I enjoy doing this, and I find history fascinating.
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If you doubt that, our creations came from where I say they do call in.
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And if your argument is more convincing than mine.
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And I'm just saying I don't even need, like, overwhelming proof,
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I just want an argument compelling enough to make me reconsider my position.
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And I'm willing to do so.
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So that said, I don't think we're calling it Dave next week, but
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I do have another friend named Dave that just broke his spine in a car accident.
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I'm so sorry, Dave. I hope you get better.
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He he really did.
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He crashed, 40 miles an hour head on. So.
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Breaking news.
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This just in.
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My friend Dave just got out of the hospital,
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but he's going to have, he's facing a lot of, rehab.
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Like, he's going to go to the physical therapist and get rehabilitated back to,
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standing upright and walking around because
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poor dude, he's moving 40 miles an hour.
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The other car is moving probably 40 miles an hour to head collision.
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So he. I mean, he took himself out.
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He's got a motorcycle that I hope he doesn't ride.
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Ever is.
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You do that on a motorcycle, you die.
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I've got I've got more on, Dave.
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I got more on Saturnalia.
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I've got more about Zoroaster.
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But right now, and this show, we like to do Mount Rushmore.
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Very free.
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Am I okay? I should have worn my producer.
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I wanted the, the Mount Rushmore bumper,
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the one and the Mount Rushmore.
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Because they are not ranked one through four.
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It is just. Oh, there's not for,
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if you could queue up a leg up, that would be great,
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because these people gave us a leg up.
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We got the shoulders of giants.
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Guard five. We reach for the stars.
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We touch the sky flies on the backs of giants.
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For starters. For we roar so loud.
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Can we get my higher.
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You know heroes.
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The here I the lip smacking
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giants who shoulders upon we rest.
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This is my Mount Rushmore.
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I'm gonna put it in chronological order in my face. Me?
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This is in order.
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Archimedes.
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Thousand years ahead of his time.
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Sir Isaac Newton 100 years ahead of his time.
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Albert Einstein, ten years ahead of his time.
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Stephen Hawking.
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We're still trying to figure out how far ahead he was,
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because we haven't reached it yet.
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But the reason these numbers are decreasing exponentially
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is because technology is increasing exponentially.
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But we're going to hit a limit.
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There is a finite number of things
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we can know for sure.
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And the reason I say that is
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because we can't know what infinite no amount of stuff.
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So it
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stands to reason
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that there is a finite amount of stuff that we can understand.
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So that being said, once you've mastered
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something like physics, which we're nowhere near,
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we will understand
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all of the
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fundamental things that make everything go.
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But until then,
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we do have some mysteries out there,
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but it doesn't help to attribute it to
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fantasy stories.
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I love the fantasy stories, and that's what that's like what
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I want to talk about today.
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I want to open up the conversation.
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Give me your best fantasy story.
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There's probably a moral lesson in there for us,
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and these are wonderful stories.
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But they're still made up and we
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we have no reason to believe they're real.
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But they might have some correlations
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with reality that we're overlooking
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because we're looking for it to be the literal truth.
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So roll the clip.
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Brady.
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We're back to close with oligarchs.
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La la la la la la la la la la me my Chuck Todd Hark the drunk Carol.
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Salacious and bold.
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All night of pleasure.
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Where we take what's told.
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We forget the dreary truth and solemn vow.
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Said let the orgy start.
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Where ever proud atheist crowds
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for the first
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of us, for the rest of us miscreants.
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Amen.
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Pair the panty flat dress and wrap up.
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Amen.
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All you naughty girls.
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It's a Saturnalia where saints and sinners
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jingle those bells a lewd serenade.
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FA la la la la.
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For a depraved parade. Creeper.
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You come with open legs in this Vegas, right?
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No virtue rests. Are you not impressed?
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Festivus.
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For the rest of us miscreants,
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keep whining.
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Prepare the camp. Rats!
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Rip up those ornaments.
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All you naughty girls!
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It's a Saturnalia where saints and sinners
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shoot off those fellows a lewd serenade.
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FA la la la!
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From your depraved parade. Great.
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You go with open legs. It was taken, right?
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No virtue rests.
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Are you not impressed?
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Leave the Christian guilt out the door.
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No judgment here.
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Just more and more
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whiskey and wickedness, a festive haze.
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Can we get much higher?
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The night belongs to those who savor the blaze.
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Are united to tamed rest of us.
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For the rest of us miscreants.
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Keep the wine.
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Prepare the party dress.
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Whip up those ornaments.
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All you naughty girls.
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It's a Saturday.
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You've got West Saints and sinners.
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When the night
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and the sun starts to rise.
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We stumble away with my satisfied eyes.
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For the sheer atheist cheerful sound a sacred night
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free of virtue and fear.
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If I swore, I swear I snitch that to two.
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Happy Saturnalia.
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Bitch!
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To my.
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That was absolutely fantastic.
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Brady.
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What do you know about Moore's Law?
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Are you familiar with Moore's Law?
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Yeah, that the CPUs are going to double in certain amount at a certain.
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We passed it though, so we broke it.
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Oh yes.
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But there's still exists the limit
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so I.
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All right.
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So what you said to that I want to comment may I oh please.
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We have a limit.
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I'm open the hard drive capacity we have now. Yes.
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In this human form is limited.
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Yes. What if what if we connect it to, like, a master hard drive
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that has all information and we are able to not only maintain it
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and have a capacity for it, but interpret it and know it all,
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like kind of an omnipotence, if you will
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push it to the limits.
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What you're
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describing is a singularity, and I think it would either
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destroy the universe or create it.
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Well, no, the singularity is we are all connected at at.
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That's exactly with machines.
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At the same time, I'm talking about when this body ends, okay?
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And you're just left with whatever it is, I'm not going to define it
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with some magical terms, because then you'll just fixate on that.
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Yes. What what if somehow we're connected to a collective hard drive?
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I'm using it in computer terms. Could you. Oh, yeah. We do. Yeah.
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Oh, I say there's you say there's marble over there,
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but the limit is only the capacity of the hardware.
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So we're using it in terms that our brain knows
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our brain has a capacity a definite capacity limit.
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Yeah. It's vast.
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We're sure things start happening when you talk about infinities.
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Zero.
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Really weird things like when you're talking about infinite knowledge.
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The this
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to me, you cease to exist and and remember that
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is everything equals nothing.
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But we're in a very happy medium where we know this much
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and that's we're like, right in the perfect spot where we can enjoy it,
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because if we knew more, we would no longer enjoy it,
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or we wouldn't care about this realm or dimension or whatever you want to call it.
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This existence, we'll realize it's irrelevant, stupid.
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How do you explain that
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is my view. Oh, good. That's better.
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You claim that that where we are exactly in that, you know,
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like everything from the planets to our awareness.
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Isn't that exact?
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How did it get there?
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Just it's planetary function of my reasoning.
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Is it equally invalid to creating some sort of deity?
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So I'm not quite
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sure what I'm not arguing letter I, it's called.
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It doesn't include something that I made up off the top of my head.
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You know, I'm just trying to deal with reality as you can verify.
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And so that's limited.
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I admit it's limited, but if you're looking for something
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unlimited, I think you're chasing.
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You're chasing crazy. You made it.
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You made a weird connection that went too far.
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You went from unlimited to infinity.
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Oh yeah. Now is that too far?
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I really stream unlimited.
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Yeah. Yes.
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When I say all information, that's a defined limit.
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All information is not infinite information.
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Great information.
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I made that point in the moment is undefinable.
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Yeah.
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So let's not make it.
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Let's not call it all information. Let's just call it this.
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The information that's necessary pertaining to that dimension okay okay.
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Okay. Yes.
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And and and here here's some peace of mind which seems to not exist anymore.
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I've been hearing the song on riff all day.
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Something about peace of mind is dead.
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I kind of like it.
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Yeah.
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Fuck. Is riff peace, right? I am
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peace of mind.
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It's cute.
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I'll give you peace of mind that if you have any connection,
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any awareness, any reflection, any echo whatsoever
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to this other dimension of, you know, no limit,
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it's going to be great.
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It's going to be great.
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Since you brought up a new song, I would like to announce that, Sabrina
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Carpenter, came out with her latest release called Don't Smile.
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And the song is awful.
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Where the hell are you? Draw.
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Don't don't she killing you?
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She cutting up a man in it.
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It's so bad.
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It is.
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It changes like it is so bad.
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Yeah, she is cutting up a man.
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If we play this on the show, I am leaving the show.
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I can't believe we played any of them.
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Okay, good.
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Cue the music and only know where the hell I sing that word.
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Sorry.
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Oh, wait.
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Is that the right?
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Is that the right bumper I saw her.
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Where is that? There's another one with her.
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It's way down. Oh, there it is.
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The Sabrina Carpenter one.
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Yeah, they hit it.
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It's the same exact, thumbnail
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except your face, which I didn't notice.
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Yes. No. I'm sorry.
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With Sabrina Sabina. Constantly.
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That's up.
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I'm gonna have to fix that.
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Come home to your left.
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Let's take her left.
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Don't plan.
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Don't.
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Please.
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Once you've confirmed to follow that Officers alley through the exit ramp.
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Flat listening.
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Slash.
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Not the muted.
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You're not going to be like
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last.
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Song can't get to you in a corner for.
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Please please please
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don't prove love. My.
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Hate.
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What are you doing?
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Why are you playing this one? I don't know,
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you don't have to
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love her just because.
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Because he said if I do it.
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He said if I did, he would leave.
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No, you guys, I didn't do. I.
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What?
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No, I don't see anything.
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I guess you don't see it if I keep it interesting.
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Oh, oh, oh, there's a new one.
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You got a new one?
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I sort of flat
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flash.
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Screen, please.
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Please don't throw up my.
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You know, it's
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up. To.
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You're going to be listening to.
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I know I have good judgment.
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I know I have good taste.
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Funny. And it's ironic.
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You only I feel that way.
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I promise that you just went. Agree.
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Everyone makes mistakes. Rejoice.
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Oh, yeah.
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I heard that you're an actor.
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To act like a Santa guide. What?
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Whatever tells us inside you little three from going to school.
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Let us tell the mistress your see, everyone knows your eyes.
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Yeah, I know
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all I'm asking.
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Baby, please, please, please don't come.
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All right.
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Please,
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please, please don't bring me to tears.
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When I just did my make up to sound all it's hard to break is one thing,
00:24:35
my ego's another I'm going to come out
00:24:39
your barriers are far for.
00:24:46
Please, please, please. Is.
00:24:55
So light outside.
00:24:56
That's all I said.
00:24:58
But the ceiling fan is so nice that we got this.
00:25:01
So I know, I know it goes your way.
00:25:04
I'm just kidding.
00:25:06
But really, the real
00:25:09
light is proof it is.
00:25:12
Please don't prove.
00:25:18
It. Please,
00:25:19
please, please don't bring with the tears.
00:25:23
When I just did my make up.
00:25:26
Sometimes I break is wanting
00:25:30
you goes another I back out.
00:25:33
There is your song for.
00:25:39
You please, please, please.
00:25:46
If you want to go in, be still.
00:25:49
Be talking to in front.
00:25:52
We going to stop that right there.
00:25:54
That's so great though.
00:25:55
But I asked for it and I got it.
00:25:57
I was I was basically begging for it.
00:26:00
Cue the bumper for, We're in the drawer.
00:26:03
No, no, I draw house, motherfucker.
00:26:08
Oh, is that what it is?
00:26:10
That's an easy one.
00:26:11
I would just.
00:26:11
Okay.
00:26:12
Oh, the song so much and we got to get tagged for it on YouTube.
00:26:15
Okay, well, get these lights for some reason.
00:26:18
Make this camera do this weird wavy shit, I see it, I see the wave.
00:26:23
Yeah.
00:26:24
I don't know if it's the style of light.
00:26:27
I'm not so. Well, this style of light
00:26:30
standing under my wall.
00:26:32
I don't want that.
00:26:32
I don't want it that bright in here when I'm doing shit.
00:26:34
Anyway, my Logitech camera has a switch on it where you can
00:26:37
switch to 56 instead of 60Hz or 59Hz, and it fixes that.
00:26:41
Is that what that is?
00:26:43
Yeah.
00:26:43
Because your camera's on the same hertz as the light.
00:26:46
Yeah.
00:26:47
Oh okay. Interesting.
00:26:49
Oh no. Whatever. I'll fix it later.
00:26:52
Oh, fascinating.
00:26:53
Hopefully I'll remember that. But, so
00:26:56
if you want to go and be stupid.
00:26:58
Yes, I do, because that's what setting it was all about, being stupid.
00:27:02
Yeah, well, because Gary brought up, what?
00:27:05
Religion and. God.
00:27:07
Yes. Yes, I did it.
00:27:09
I think God did that.
00:27:10
Gary's just trying to fucking argue it out.
00:27:13
Well, I've got an argument here for Gary, okay?
00:27:16
From our, friend at the, Daily Wire, Mr. Matt Walsh.
00:27:19
I know, here's an article that I found such a such a good guy.
00:27:22
Interesting.
00:27:22
I don't know how you'll find such a good guy.
00:27:25
I thought it was interesting. It's from the Daily Mail.
00:27:27
A study conducted by U.S.
00:27:29
Army intelligence has suggested that reincarnation is real
00:27:32
because consciousness never dies, right?
00:27:35
Right.
00:27:37
It just shuts off every single.
00:27:43
Let's say you
00:27:46
let's say
00:27:48
let's say
00:27:50
let's say.
00:27:55
Look at that.
00:27:57
Look at that.
00:27:59
Entitled Analysis and assessment of the gateway process.
00:28:02
The 29 page report was drafted by U.S.
00:28:04
Army Lieutenant Colonel
00:28:05
Wayne and McDonnell in 1983 and declassified by the CIA in 2003.
00:28:09
The research has resurfaced on social media
00:28:12
with Chicago based comedian Sarah Holcomb summarizing the findings,
00:28:15
saying, we're pretty sure reincarnation is real.
00:28:18
The report says consciousness is energy and it exists
00:28:21
outside of our understanding of reality, and energy never dies.
00:28:25
The mind bending official Pentagon study
00:28:26
was commissioned to better understand what its Army Intel colleagues were doing.
00:28:30
Sending personnel to a small institute in Charlottesville, Charlottesville,
00:28:33
Virginia, that was working on the gateway experience.
00:28:36
Lots of movies written around the then secretive gateway project,
00:28:39
based, on McDowell's analysis, was a training system
00:28:42
designed to bring enhanced strength, focus and coherence to alter consciousness.
00:28:47
Tried to squeeze muddy waters.
00:28:50
Why? How?
00:28:52
He mentioned two things.
00:28:54
One is absolute nonsense and the other is real
00:28:57
gateway projects, real reincarnation is bunk.
00:29:01
Oh, he didn't say it was like a retarded idiot,
00:29:05
but he had no regard because energy exists.
00:29:09
That call called energy called a hard drive. Whatever.
00:29:11
I was just trying to put it in terms that isn't a magical deity, right?
00:29:16
We all agree that energy.
00:29:18
I think even with entropy, doesn't the energy
00:29:21
doesn't the energy go out of the whatever's losing the
00:29:25
gentrifying and going off into this air space?
00:29:28
I mean, it doesn't.
00:29:28
Yeah.
00:29:29
I mean, it transfers, it doesn't dissipate, right?
00:29:33
Even in black holes, the, the, the the information maintained.
00:29:38
So us three morons agree that energy doesn't dissipate,
00:29:42
just transfers with the air, I emphasize.
00:29:45
Yeah, but the thing that makes you you is the organization of it.
00:29:48
So once that organization is lost, right?
00:29:51
I mean, your biological form.
00:29:54
But I argue the opposite.
00:29:55
The organization you're used to let's let's put it in mathematical terms
00:29:59
and I'll just make up out of thin air, please.
00:30:01
00.000 1% of the universe is what you can actually realize,
00:30:06
understand, be aware of them, you know, be conscious of at this moment.
00:30:11
Yeah. It's like we've been through a keyhole. Yes.
00:30:13
The one that you seem to claim
00:30:15
that is more important than anything, which I would I would not argue with.
00:30:18
This moment is very important.
00:30:20
Yes. And this moment.
00:30:22
But yeah, I think that this, this brain and our logic and the set of rules
00:30:27
put here, however, whoever it doesn't matter, could be confining
00:30:31
our concept of what is beyond that 0.0001% of what we're aware.
00:30:37
And it could be to our benefit that they are doing so
00:30:40
well, like scientists, scientists mentioned that like,
00:30:43
oh, outside of our, you know, in our universe there's chaos.
00:30:46
And it's like, well, we only know that from our perception.
00:30:48
There could be brilliant harmony, and it creates something
00:30:51
that we have no concept of, and it might not be chaos at all.
00:30:54
So just because you assume that, that
00:30:59
things dissipate and they just fade out, that you have no idea, you don't know.
00:31:04
And to call it reincarnation is kind of ridiculous.
00:31:07
Like, what would why would you have to why would you have to reincarnate
00:31:10
if you're if you become a part of energy, what are you going
00:31:14
lanes like a like a grocery store check out I'm going to go reincarnate.
00:31:17
I'm going to go to heaven. I'm going to.
00:31:19
No that's not even though you're speaking to you're
00:31:21
you're totally you're bringing a lot into the argument
00:31:24
where you're when you're saying you're going to,
00:31:26
you know, I'm not bringing in, I'm agreeing with you.
00:31:29
You know, you're making it an entire entity
00:31:32
into existence from nonexistence.
00:31:36
No, that's that entity I'm calling is energy.
00:31:39
And I try to compare it to the point where
00:31:41
even if we get the tiniest awareness of it somehow, someway,
00:31:45
even if we're not connected to it, because obviously, if we nobody knows,
00:31:48
nobody's come back and said, hey, I went, I went through it. Right.
00:31:51
Well, first down we said, we have a memory of our emptiness spirit
00:31:56
that has no effect on us, therefore it doesn't exist to us.
00:32:02
Therefore, I mean, if it's not part of our.
00:32:05
But Gary, by saying that you could be like, well,
00:32:08
because I don't care about the poor people in Africa, it's not part of my world.
00:32:12
It doesn't affect me.
00:32:13
So therefore it doesn't exist. Yeah.
00:32:15
I mean, you just you just you just put two things you're arguing against.
00:32:19
I'm just I'm only are you.
00:32:21
But that doesn't mean. It doesn't mean it doesn't exist.
00:32:26
No. Certainly not.
00:32:27
But that doesn't mean the soul does.
00:32:30
Certainly not.
00:32:32
Okay.
00:32:32
All right, let's step.
00:32:35
We're lock step on two completely separate things.
00:32:38
Which is kind of fun.
00:32:42
Beyond it. Yep.
00:32:44
Mean that you like that?
00:32:48
Yeah.
00:32:49
If you and you get beyond that, that
00:32:53
likely because of what happened, I should just kill it at that point.
00:32:56
But you know,
00:32:58
I like the little birdie birdie birdie, birdie paper
00:33:01
and the little little ju kids at the end.
00:33:02
But they just continue this video.
00:33:05
That's the part that gets us.
00:33:06
Yeah I like this guy alter consciousness okay.
00:33:09
So that's that's I have no idea why the article
00:33:12
and random comedian thinks about all this.
00:33:13
But the actual story is quite fascinating.
00:33:16
Consciousness never dies, according to the study.
00:33:19
Now, I don't buy the reincarnation angle here, but me either, obviously.
00:33:23
But it it does. The cash flow never dies.
00:33:27
Officials are these secular that I believe explanation.
00:33:30
Okay. I believe in a greater consciousness.
00:33:33
Listen, it's it's slow, I sleep and there's my.
00:33:36
Well, I'm not unconscious.
00:33:38
I mean, and doesn't exist when I die.
00:33:41
You dingus.
00:33:42
I believe there's a consciousness that's aware of me, that I'm not aware of it.
00:33:46
Okay, then that's how you.
00:33:49
I'm not saying you.
00:33:51
I'm not saying it is me.
00:33:52
I'm not saying it is me.
00:33:53
And so very much tied with your consciousness again.
00:33:57
That's what this.
00:33:58
That's why I disagree with the reincarnation part.
00:34:00
If if you are some other parts of you that you're not aware of,
00:34:04
I don't know if we have to.
00:34:06
We're out of the present spiritually.
00:34:08
Not you man
00:34:10
doesn't have to be.
00:34:12
You would be aware of every if you listen.
00:34:14
Are you are you part of everyone?
00:34:17
Yes. We're all connected.
00:34:19
All right.
00:34:19
So the information your experience
00:34:21
if in my definition would that be part of all knowing, all knowledge.
00:34:25
Yes. Existence.
00:34:26
So you wouldn't lose.
00:34:27
You wouldn't lose what you already had.
00:34:29
You would just gain everything else.
00:34:31
Oh no.
00:34:32
But that the power.
00:34:33
And that's what makes us human here.
00:34:36
Why would you disappear if you still have knowledge of your entire life?
00:34:40
The perspective.
00:34:44
Do we experience.
00:34:47
Oh, okay.
00:34:47
Let's go, let's go all the way back to bootstraps.
00:34:50
Well, the power that's powering my computer
00:34:52
doesn't have any actual connection to my computer itself.
00:34:55
It's just powering it.
00:34:56
And when my computer shuts off, that power is still not created nor destroyed.
00:35:02
It goes. Absolutely.
00:35:03
No. You're you're talking to Newton.
00:35:05
He was on my Mount Rushmore already.
00:35:07
It's all kind of, you know, how come we can't operate similarly,
00:35:11
all our computers are trying to take heat away and our furnace is
00:35:14
trying to put heat in our house.
00:35:15
I think that we should steal the heat off of the computers and push it.
00:35:19
I'll have giant computers to heat our houses.
00:35:21
Oh, that's a great idea because this kerosene is actually burning my leg.
00:35:26
We should.
00:35:26
But I actually my giant workstation here, I have to turn the heat off
00:35:30
because it gets so hot.
00:35:31
I bring this up when my work gets bigger,
00:35:34
I'm compensating for some overcompensating for something.
00:35:37
We need to get to a mash up.
00:35:39
Or this. The rest of this video?
00:35:41
Yeah, we need to get.
00:35:42
We have to keep going.
00:35:43
Sufficient.
00:35:43
There's got a better. Do. We have no.
00:35:46
It's nice.
00:35:47
It's free.
00:35:47
Because
00:35:49
I'm posting on the The Brady and George show.
00:35:53
No, secular mainstream science really has no explanation for consciousness.
00:35:57
They can't.
00:35:58
So out or even what it is.
00:36:01
Exactly right.
00:36:03
What if we just want to punch it in the face?
00:36:07
But why? He's everything he's saying.
00:36:09
He's not saying it's scientific fact.
00:36:10
He's saying based on the fact that energy lasts forever.
00:36:13
Could it be possible that some part of us lasts forever too?
00:36:16
It's not a hard concept to break. I'm just joking.
00:36:18
This beer bearded
00:36:19
MC Bearden, he's quoting a study that was done by the, government.
00:36:23
So I mean. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
00:36:26
Did you notice, did you notice every one of the drones disappeared on the 21st?
00:36:28
I was fucking right, I was right. The whole,
00:36:32
they were doing it for money.
00:36:34
I mean, these are just like growing up on the house right now.
00:36:38
Bullshit.
00:36:39
Buyers realize
00:36:39
that consciousness is somehow the byproduct of the brain's functioning.
00:36:43
Now. It's a physical process.
00:36:44
It's a it's a, you know, physical product. It's like.
00:36:47
It's like how? Like fire. Like this is off base.
00:36:49
No, no, no, the purely physical theory of consciousness has a major function.
00:36:53
For one thing, that's you're left with the kind of the fundamental problem
00:36:56
of how a physical process can become aware of itself.
00:37:00
I mean, this is probably nobody cares more.
00:37:03
I'm just going to talk about anyway.
00:37:04
Because I find it very interesting.
00:37:06
I don't know how you can not be interested in the, the phenomenon of consciousness.
00:37:10
And what exactly does,
00:37:11
and I think ultimately what I'm going I'm getting at that.
00:37:13
I think that when you talk about the proofs of God,
00:37:17
and I think that you just labeled it like this truth of God,
00:37:22
but that's just he's trying to connect to something we've done for millennia
00:37:26
by sort of personifying concepts
00:37:28
and energy, which is impossible up.
00:37:32
He has brought this up out of nowhere.
00:37:33
But he said that sounded he sounded just like you for a second.
00:37:37
When are you talking about.
00:37:38
You can't be a beat. What did he say?
00:37:41
Oh, God. He said, you can't be aware.
00:37:44
Hey, the Red wings got.
00:37:47
Yeah, I know this
00:37:49
is very funny. It was.
00:37:52
It was in July.
00:37:52
I just we missed it.
00:37:54
Yeah, but we'll get back to it. Oh, okay.
00:37:56
No proof of all,
00:37:59
not often used in these, like, debates about the existence of God with atheists
00:38:02
and so on.
00:38:03
I rarely and I watch a lot of these debates cause
00:38:04
I find interesting, but I rarely hear anyone use this proof.
00:38:09
But to me it's the most compelling one, because again, it's this
00:38:13
the mainstream secular science has no weight watching for it.
00:38:17
So, you know, if you want to say
00:38:21
that some mindless physical process produces some.
00:38:25
So the, he's about to say something really stupid,
00:38:29
other mindless physical thing than fine.
00:38:32
But how does a mindless physical process produce an awareness of itself?
00:38:37
So how does one have to have it might.
00:38:40
It doesn't have to.
00:38:42
If you're using definition using definition you're
00:38:44
it's like you're explaining how can a camera take pictures
00:38:47
when you are the thing and everyone can see the thing?
00:38:49
You don't need a camera to.
00:38:51
You don't even need to terms if you're trying to persuade
00:38:54
it, you're trying to define it in terms that don't exist and aren't necessary.
00:38:58
They're not a hurdle. They're not blocking.
00:39:00
Whatever camera doesn't tell you a you need a you need a conscious being
00:39:03
in order to create a camera in order to take pictures.
00:39:05
So, I mean, yes, in this world, in this realm,
00:39:08
in this world, in this realm, you do.
00:39:09
But imagine if you're connected to every piece of energy that ever has been
00:39:13
and ever has or will the
00:39:16
camera not understand why you would need a camera?
00:39:19
You could just you literally be like, yep.
00:39:21
And that instant is already visualized as well.
00:39:24
It's called the brain.
00:39:24
No, the brain is another block that's gone too.
00:39:28
You're just connected to everything.
00:39:30
Let him finish.
00:39:30
So of course you're about to finish him.
00:39:34
Finish him off.
00:39:35
I don't give a shit about how can a bunch of inanimate,
00:39:38
even mindless things combined
00:39:41
together to form a mind finish?
00:39:44
Yeah.
00:39:45
Put another way, the brain is made up of cells, of course,
00:39:47
but if each individual cell does not have,
00:39:51
you know, to some degree
00:39:52
of consciousness, then how can it all together have consciousness?
00:39:55
How can the how can the combination of material create
00:39:58
both the present property in the smaller parts?
00:40:01
We determined how one cell is aware of another cell in our body
00:40:05
not to be alone, but this panpsychism that says that there's a little bit
00:40:09
of consciousness in every atom and molecule and subatomic particle.
00:40:13
So it it so you're saying that it continues after.
00:40:16
No, I'm no, I'm saying panpsychism is gobbledygook.
00:40:21
Yep. That's it.
00:40:22
We just figured it out. Eternity is like a library.
00:40:24
And this life is just like checking out a book.
00:40:26
It's every time you bring infinity into it, things get squirrely.
00:40:30
I'm telling you, if you leave infinity out of it.
00:40:33
And that means limiting the conversation.
00:40:36
I know, but once you bring it any infinity.
00:40:42
Okay, then, if you can in insist that we take infinity out,
00:40:45
then I want you to insist on taking a start out to a a start.
00:40:49
Oh, okay. I don't need to start.
00:40:52
I don't need to start point.
00:40:53
I don't have a beginning either.
00:40:55
Never was there always.
00:40:56
So we're never. There was. There always was.
00:40:59
You know how I'm, No. Planar.
00:41:02
And that's an unpopular opinion.
00:41:04
I also don't I'm not, a big brain cosmologist.
00:41:09
And I also,
00:41:11
gotta make up.
00:41:12
You are a makeup artist.
00:41:13
But just because I like, I don't as espoused those views,
00:41:19
but I still protect your right to hold them.
00:41:23
Yep. That's a that's a concern.
00:41:24
Oh, there's a there's one.
00:41:25
It's it's like saying to solve that and I touch children I stand for children
00:41:29
I you know, I love my wife.
00:41:31
That's a really, really bold statement there, Gary.
00:41:34
Oh thank you.
00:41:36
Sure. Touch children.
00:41:38
Children inappropriately.
00:41:40
It's not what I meant to say.
00:41:41
I think the actual drop came into my head. What I meant to say.
00:41:43
I know, and that's it's crazy because, Yeah, it's telling now.
00:41:47
I mean, just now. Tis the season.
00:41:49
And that's not even there's attempt, by the way.
00:41:52
By the way, that's not even me saying, yeah.
00:41:56
You know, there's there's one attempt to solve that, you know,
00:42:00
I guess the one sort of from a secular perspective is called panpsychism.
00:42:04
And that's how you really consciousness is a fundamental brute
00:42:06
fact of the universe.
00:42:07
And so every bit of matter has a certain amount of kind of latent consciousness.
00:42:12
And, and so it's just
00:42:14
so their way of explaining it is like why this conscious exists.
00:42:16
Well, just because it does, it's just part of reality.
00:42:18
And so when you combine it together, you get more sophisticated consciousness.
00:42:21
Now, of course, if that was true, that would mean that
00:42:22
like something like the sun is conscious because it's a combination of all these
00:42:26
material, but is it self conscious?
00:42:28
Why? Why not? Why the fuck?
00:42:30
Why the fuck wouldn't it be
00:42:32
just because it just because it doesn't communicate with us and play,
00:42:35
play catch sun the sun is play catch with us and read stories.
00:42:39
Bedtime stories.
00:42:39
Very intelligent animals that don't communicate with us.
00:42:42
But we can tell they've got a very high intelligence.
00:42:44
Dolphins, for example.
00:42:47
But, the signs communicate with us.
00:42:49
They actually do communicate with us.
00:42:51
The sun doesn't have the structure that we
00:42:54
that we can safely identify as a neural network.
00:42:58
The, the big old.
00:43:00
It's a
00:43:01
new wrong.
00:43:02
It's a ball of energy, hundred acres.
00:43:04
The largest living organism on planet Earth that looks like a neural network.
00:43:09
I think mushrooms might be intelligent.
00:43:11
You sound like an arrogant scientist.
00:43:14
I look like one. Two.
00:43:16
You look like a fagot with a lab coat and a Santa hat on.
00:43:20
Yay! Don't you love it?
00:43:21
Look how festive I'm being, do you think?
00:43:24
And hammer sessions about how the human thinks about it?
00:43:29
Well,
00:43:32
I wasn't paying attention when you just said that,
00:43:34
but I wanted to share with you that my wife got me wasted before the show.
00:43:38
She said, here, take this.
00:43:40
And I didn't know what I was taking, and I was slurring my speech minutes
00:43:43
before this started.
00:43:45
So forgive me for being an alien.
00:43:48
That's ignorant, but I've done this show like annihilated
00:43:52
before and said things I don't remember saying.
00:43:55
So let's let's go.
00:43:57
Let's do it.
00:43:59
For him to leave the show like that.
00:44:01
Yeah. No kidding.
00:44:03
It's I think it's recorded.
00:44:04
So, you know, you can watch it. Oh, yeah, I watch it back
00:44:08
sometimes.
00:44:09
The other parts of your life had theme music and rewind.
00:44:12
I did to go, this is my favorite part of my life.
00:44:17
Wait, I was going to say, but you're wasted.
00:44:18
You're not understanding.
00:44:19
So when you die, when you become a part
00:44:21
of that whole information, you actually have the music and rewind.
00:44:26
You have everything.
00:44:28
But the I that you're talking about
00:44:30
can't utilize those exact functions.
00:44:33
I don't mean you as in Gary.
00:44:34
I mean, yeah, as in your piece of energy.
00:44:36
Oh, yeah.
00:44:37
Okay. Well, that's.
00:44:38
Yeah, functionally it doesn't work.
00:44:40
It just doesn't help in any way.
00:44:42
When you say functionally it doesn't work.
00:44:44
That disregards the whole thing about energy.
00:44:47
What do you mean? Functionally? It doesn't work.
00:44:49
I just don't know if I can enjoy it.
00:44:52
It doesn't mean I get to enjoy it. It's.
00:44:54
It's a tautology.
00:44:55
You're forcing me into, stupid argument.
00:45:00
This. You're. What you're saying is
00:45:04
energy is you.
00:45:05
So therefore you're eternal.
00:45:08
And I say bullcrap, although it's just the one doesn't mean the other.
00:45:14
Sure. Your energy.
00:45:15
No, you mix it. Wait.
00:45:17
You switch to words.
00:45:18
You said energy is.
00:45:18
You know, I'm saying you is energy.
00:45:21
No. Energy is forever.
00:45:22
That changes it again.
00:45:24
So the device.
00:45:25
I think the equal sign works both ways.
00:45:28
And to be clear, you're more like your your way is more likely
00:45:32
that the energy is not aware of one spark to the next, so to speak.
00:45:36
Right? That's just
00:45:38
it's just a gloom and doom way.
00:45:39
Mine is my way is just another positive peace of mind.
00:45:43
Oh, it's a happy, happy, happy.
00:45:46
Hold your hands.
00:45:47
Friggin hippie.
00:45:48
I'll be very clear about that.
00:45:50
Is tis the season for you, love.
00:45:52
This is why. Oh, crap.
00:45:55
I'm worried
00:45:56
that the last moment that you're alive is what you get to be stuck in forever.
00:46:00
If what you're.
00:46:01
If what you're saying is true.
00:46:02
Now, I've had hard drives that have been dead with no energy,
00:46:05
not readable, that I've been able to recover images.
00:46:07
It's called so.
00:46:09
And I mean images and pictures. I mean an image of the whole hard drive
00:46:12
that proves that there's an energy left,
00:46:14
an impression, an image, a reflection, whatever the fuck you want to call it.
00:46:18
I don't want to say afterlife.
00:46:20
There's any chance that you get stuck in that permanent thing.
00:46:23
You get whatever you get.
00:46:24
In other words, if you think you're a blank boop.
00:46:26
You get that. If you think there's hell, you get that.
00:46:28
If you think you're going to heaven, you get that.
00:46:31
That's neat.
00:46:32
But it introduces a whole lot of things that aren't real.
00:46:35
Maybe, but it doesn't have to.
00:46:37
We could say listen to in our made up nonsense.
00:46:42
I think we can say that.
00:46:43
But does your brain dream things that aren't real?
00:46:47
Absolutely.
00:46:48
And is it not in the correct time you're used to in this realm, this body?
00:46:51
The state? Yes for sure.
00:46:53
All right,
00:46:54
so what if and let's just say let's just for,
00:46:56
you know, shits arguing, shits and giggles, argument's sake.
00:46:59
What I'm saying is possibly true.
00:47:00
Yeah, yeah.
00:47:01
What if you
00:47:02
what if you get stuck in your last moment and you're just fearful because, I mean,
00:47:07
knowing that it just ends?
00:47:08
Are you.
00:47:09
You're satisfied and happy with that, right?
00:47:12
It doesn't doesn't scare you at all I oh it does.
00:47:15
It's terrifying.
00:47:16
You kidding me?
00:47:17
But I would you got no idea if I could. Right.
00:47:19
So forever some.
00:47:21
I'm delighted.
00:47:22
This is the happiest I've been.
00:47:24
That's why the show sucks.
00:47:26
Because I can't rant.
00:47:27
Because I'm so happy. This.
00:47:29
That's why your life, that's real life passes before your eyes.
00:47:33
It was because that's your body.
00:47:34
That's your body going.
00:47:34
All right. Here you go. You get one last.
00:47:37
Well, yeah.
00:47:38
You know, you turn off the TV and then the credits roll.
00:47:41
No, the little dot in the middle, that's like, boom!
00:47:43
You can actually hear and see it sometimes for a very long time,
00:47:46
saying it like one word to show.
00:47:48
I'd like to think it's not even use in front of your afterlife.
00:47:50
What if you sit like that for ten days?
00:47:52
What if you say like that for ten minutes?
00:47:54
Don't you want to think, that warm light is some bullshit
00:47:57
that's going to make me feel warm and fuzzy?
00:47:59
Or do you want to continue to be terrified
00:48:01
and feel like you're going to throw an infinity in here?
00:48:03
Pretty soon?
00:48:04
And I'm going to have to know that I feel like you're ignoring me, which is fine.
00:48:08
We can move on. Thank you. Roll clip. Brady.
00:48:11
Well, let's not move on because we're going to continue this clip material.
00:48:15
That is it self conscious. Pardon me.
00:48:17
Which of course you know that's kind of wacky but it is.
00:48:19
It's very wacky.
00:48:20
It's not true but it's a better way of getting around this problem.
00:48:23
I like the triangle there.
00:48:24
Just the other big problem is that consciousness.
00:48:26
I don't want to talk to face.
00:48:29
And there's stupid beard.
00:48:31
You're not retarded.
00:48:31
But you know, as mainstream secular science would say, and that would mean
00:48:35
that it's a it's a product of evolution, but which is what they would say.
00:48:39
Right?
00:48:39
You know, the kind of godless explanation that was.
00:48:43
That's what everything is.
00:48:44
Practically everything about us is a product of evolution.
00:48:46
He's talking which is a blind process with no designer overseeing it.
00:48:49
Pardon me, they would say, but yeah, and that doesn't make any sense either.
00:48:54
Judge. Judge purely on like a Darwinian level.
00:48:56
If you're just to take their premise, it makes no sense that consciousness
00:49:00
would ever come about because it really has no evolutionary advantage.
00:49:03
I mean,
00:49:04
the only thing evolution cares about is just the propagation of the species.
00:49:07
That's the only that's the only objective of evolution.
00:49:11
So what is how does it help propagate the species to make us,
00:49:16
aware of ourselves, to have the kind of vivid
00:49:19
sense of the awareness that we all have, that that's just, you know,
00:49:23
unique and distinct.
00:49:24
Keep on it.
00:49:25
That's fine.
00:49:25
No, no other creatures in the universe have it.
00:49:28
How does that help? He's almost done. Why?
00:49:30
Why would you why would evolution be interested?
00:49:33
Why would I?
00:49:34
What is. What is it? Yes, that's what I was.
00:49:36
The evolutionary advantage it wouldn't give.
00:49:38
Why? I don't see how there would be one.
00:49:39
So. So from being effective, it just doesn't make any sense.
00:49:44
And that leaves us with the idea that, consciousness is something that transcends
00:49:48
the physical consciousness as a function of the spirit of the unexplainable,
00:49:52
trainable gobbledygook, more gobbledygook
00:49:56
that they give you to you. Yes.
00:49:59
You're you're stuck in your own head.
00:50:01
I'm not.
00:50:02
Yes, yes, I who lost you. Lost?
00:50:04
No. I was going to say he lost the upper corner because he's being.
00:50:07
Oh, I'm sorry.
00:50:08
I thought you liked him in the upper corner.
00:50:09
I, I do, but he's in a time.
00:50:11
He was in a time out. Little time out for Gary.
00:50:14
How that works.
00:50:14
Oh, I do it all the time over there.
00:50:17
It's fucking Christmas and you're being vindictive.
00:50:19
You're cutting instead of doing science over.
00:50:21
Oh, we can do.
00:50:22
Are we going to do SpongeBob references?
00:50:26
Holy crap.
00:50:28
We could, but, Gary,
00:50:33
Gary the Clippers doing.
00:50:35
Gary, are you listening to me?
00:50:37
Yeah, I've got enough.
00:50:38
Gary. Not good.
00:50:40
I hate it when you do that.
00:50:42
Gary Oldman.
00:50:43
You guys have to run.
00:50:46
Gary.
00:50:48
Gentlemen, let it run. Never mind. Lawrence.
00:50:53
We are here.
00:50:54
I'm starving.
00:50:54
Let's go. So hurry up, I beg you, don't
00:50:58
see how nice that put together.
00:51:00
Yeah.
00:51:02
And I you this
00:51:04
I it reincarnation with Kendrick Lamar.
00:51:07
The best part
00:51:09
sure doesn't know that I suggested the whole Matt Walsh thing
00:51:12
about reincarnation in his in his head so that he could play that just for a while.
00:51:16
I know it fits.
00:51:18
And you picked the reincarnation?
00:51:19
I sure did.
00:51:21
See, I.
00:51:25
My family.
00:51:26
I can understand my future.
00:51:29
See, I thought he was a basketball player, that he just.
00:51:33
Yeah.
00:51:34
Starting point guard for the New York Knicks
00:51:38
Kendrick Lamar yeah
00:51:42
I mean like Kendrick Lamar.
00:51:43
That would make more sense for Kendrick.
00:51:45
Sounds like a last name Lamar is definitely a first name.
00:51:48
Like what are you doing with that? Oh my god my
00:51:51
my real name flash my C
00:51:55
by me.
00:51:58
I see the top.
00:52:03
Football. I.
00:52:12
Put my background getting some.
00:52:22
Oh well, that was fantastic.
00:52:26
What do we got next?
00:52:28
Can we play a game?
00:52:30
Yeah. Anybody want to find me?
00:52:32
Is Ryan working? It was used.
00:52:34
Oh, yeah. Right. Oh, yeah.
00:52:35
Give us not not the comment segment, but do we have any comments?
00:52:39
There are a couple comments, but nothing.
00:52:41
Major Brady, did you already have that ready to go or.
00:52:45
No, I got no potentially.
00:52:47
Do you got nothing I got nothing.
00:52:49
What kind of music. Where are you?
00:52:51
Oh, I got music.
00:52:52
We'll sprinkle the music in.
00:52:54
My wife and I made a list. Make a list.
00:52:57
I'm gonna make a list and I'll show you what I do.
00:52:58
Yeah, make a list. Let's are the bus. Check it twice.
00:53:03
How do you check?
00:53:04
Why would you check it?
00:53:05
I just need to check in once.
00:53:07
Yeah, yeah, I just check it.
00:53:10
Oh, here. Enough to say 1.1 check.
00:53:12
We got to check.
00:53:13
He could be out of his doobie before we even get to this.
00:53:20
Can you guys hear that?
00:53:22
I heard a little.
00:53:24
Okay, I'm telling you. I'll tell you what.
00:53:25
I'm never running out of Doobie.
00:53:30
And the whole surprise of Covid.
00:53:33
Oh, la la la la la la la la is.
00:53:36
I see some Judy.
00:53:38
What? La la la la.
00:53:41
So do you believe in.
00:53:43
Do you believe in Christmas music?
00:53:45
I love Christmas music.
00:53:47
I love, I love Christmas songs, I love I Christmas lights,
00:53:52
I love Christmas trees, I love Christmas presents.
00:53:55
I love the Christmas spirit.
00:53:57
I love Christmas
00:53:59
movies where people realize that what Christmas means to them.
00:54:03
And it's always comes down to every single one.
00:54:06
It's, it raises spirits.
00:54:09
It is great for morale.
00:54:12
Holy crap, I love Christmas.
00:54:15
I'm good with that, but I love
00:54:17
so I also, oh my.
00:54:24
Oh, I'm so
00:54:27
just, Can I get an air fire?
00:54:29
Yeah. I gotta ask yourself, can I get any hobbies?
00:54:31
You know, and some the.
00:54:33
And I can go and ask one question.
00:54:36
Yeah.
00:54:37
I get an ice.
00:54:40
An ice cream.
00:54:42
Oh my gosh, I can, I can ice this conversation.
00:54:46
I can ice.
00:54:51
If you want.
00:54:51
But if you want to bring that back to me, if you
00:54:54
come to me competition on the green card like I'm asking you.
00:54:58
So, so you don't know what's up.
00:55:02
Ask me, are you
00:55:04
fucking with us?
00:55:04
You know, you
00:55:06
actually have asked me to say yes to me.
00:55:10
So I want to say no. You.
00:55:12
You have to be nice to me.
00:55:15
I single time, I just,
00:55:17
I can I get it, I can I don't know I ask is I, can I get any ice
00:55:22
and someone question I, can I just ask one
00:55:25
question? I.
00:55:33
You and I ask one question.
00:55:36
I don't ask one question and I get any higher.
00:55:41
I'll just give you you know, are we always popular for the three of us?
00:55:44
Maybe only prepare for these to be here.
00:55:47
I want to know which two are you?
00:55:49
There's no such thing as too much.
00:55:50
Maybe so. We don't apologize. We didn't come prepared.
00:55:53
It takes a long.
00:55:54
You know, to get higher.
00:55:55
Well, let's see, I think you all Americans want to be.
00:55:59
Please, can I get a 18, 21 two off the dome?
00:56:02
I ain't a liar. I want to be.
00:56:07
I mean.
00:56:11
I asked one question to get higher.
00:56:15
That's.
00:56:15
I believe I can personally,
00:56:19
I believe I can personally,
00:56:21
I don't smoke and.
00:56:27
That's what
00:56:28
I believe I can personally,
00:56:31
smoke this guy, I so can I just ask,
00:56:35
I can I ask one question?
00:56:40
That's
00:56:42
any hard and that's just get higher.
00:56:45
That's what
00:56:47
you and I understand.
00:56:50
And I can see and I smoke,
00:56:55
I think
00:56:59
I can.
00:57:04
Sweet.
00:57:07
Very, very.
00:57:13
Good I
00:57:16
so I also.
00:57:20
Oh yeah.
00:57:23
Oh, good.
00:57:24
We good for us.
00:57:27
Oh I love 000.
00:57:35
We're keep getting high till somebody dies or somebody comments okay
00:57:40
I'm committed to the process.
00:57:46
Don't forget wait six three rounds three.
00:57:49
Yeah.
00:57:50
Why me or agree with me.
00:57:51
Tonight for Christmas we'll we'll send you the link.
00:57:53
You can be on the show.
00:57:55
Yeah.
00:57:55
You just do your first hours just about over.
00:57:57
So we'll be coming off of YouTube unless you want to do anything for that.
00:58:00
Oh, I do have a special surprise for Rumble.
00:58:05
Oh, I love the special rumble surprise.
00:58:07
It always involves either
00:58:09
I need a beep button or.
00:58:12
Or sometimes even a beat button.
00:58:14
What did he say?
00:58:18
Oh, so it's still soccer.
00:58:22
I'm getting super high here.
00:58:25
Yeah,
00:58:27
I don't think I can get much higher.
00:58:29
We get much higher.
00:58:31
So I turn it down a little bit so we could
00:58:35
we could keep the show going to oh let's do I here.
00:58:39
Oh. So Zoroaster.
00:58:41
Zoroastrianism.
00:58:42
It, it professed, you know, dignity.
00:58:46
The golden rule like all the good stuff that we get from religion.
00:58:50
And they had it 30, 500 years ago.
00:58:54
Zoroastrianism.
00:58:55
Most famously, I think, Andy Kaufman was Zoroastrian.
00:58:59
What? What's that exactly?
00:59:02
The oldest monotheistic religion on planet Earth.
00:59:08
Is why now Zoroastrianism.
00:59:13
Is the through straw.
00:59:14
Have you ever heard? Is the prophet through straw?
00:59:17
I'm pretty sure I made the Zoro joke last time you said that.
00:59:21
I'm talking about it a lot.
00:59:22
Like, an over detection of agency.
00:59:25
I might say that a lot.
00:59:28
Over detection.
00:59:29
Over detection
00:59:31
agency, over detection there. Like
00:59:35
pre determinism, over determinism.
00:59:39
How can you ever over detect something that doesn't make any sense?
00:59:42
If you detect it, if it's not present, that's over detection.
00:59:47
I'm paying attention to you right now.
00:59:48
110%.
00:59:50
So you want me to rant about mathematics?
00:59:55
I know.
00:59:58
Flag rants.
00:59:59
I would make sense. Yeah.
01:00:01
Oh, it would make sense.
01:00:02
Oh, I mean, these
01:00:04
is zero a number or a lack of any number?
01:00:10
Yeah.
01:00:10
Well, leave your comments.
01:00:12
Well, now, math added the zero long after math was invented, so I don't know.
01:00:16
Did it was there was a great adventure with our mouth. Yeah.
01:00:19
We got the Arabs to pay for that.
01:00:21
I just wonder whether math open
01:00:24
and my day to day life.
01:00:25
When people find out people are like, we, we.
01:00:27
What's your what's?
01:00:29
When they find out, they are usually surprised.
01:00:32
They're in such disbelief because they don't really know what it is.
01:00:35
Wow. They're not mine, are they really?
01:00:38
I told them, yeah, usually they're a little bit shocked.
01:00:40
That last one.
01:00:41
I could really tell them to hurt you for a long time.
01:00:43
Didn't know it was right there.
01:00:44
And they get really curious about it.
01:00:46
They immediately go that one. Definitely.
01:00:49
And it's like, yes, really?
01:00:51
No, you can't be one.
01:00:54
I get that a lot. Like you're not.
01:00:56
Or like the room rumor go silent and I'm like,
01:00:59
yeah, I am, I am one most of the time.
01:01:02
It's actually really genuine.
01:01:04
We're all one. See that? They want to know more.
01:01:06
I actually love answering questions.
01:01:08
They'll simply say, hey, well, what is it?
01:01:10
It's sometimes hard for me to answer because it it contains
01:01:14
so much is the most important thing to me, hands down.
01:01:18
It is the only thing that gave me my life back.
01:01:20
It's helped me personally, my family, my friends and my community as well.
01:01:26
It's not for any one
01:01:27
particular group of people or any class of people is for everybody.
01:01:31
I get questions all the time like, oh, you've been this your whole life.
01:01:35
Like, yeah, peanut years now, 14 years,
01:01:39
21 years, 31 years, 34 years now, 35 years, 46 years.
01:01:43
My whole life. My entire life, all my life, all my life.
01:01:46
I'm a third generation.
01:01:47
And it has completely changed my life.
01:01:49
You know, we're just people who believe
01:01:52
in bettering ourselves and bettering the world.
01:01:55
And I'll tell them, yes, I am a Scientologist.
01:01:59
Oh my God.
01:02:03
What are those?
01:02:03
Triangle smart.
01:02:04
What are those triangle smart ass?
01:02:06
What do those triangles mean?
01:02:07
Oh, that Matt Walsh to
01:02:10
the triangle was the strongest structural thing.
01:02:13
Have you noticed the, like all these secret societies, things
01:02:15
that go back to, like, engineering and like, masonry?
01:02:20
Have you ever heard of the Freemasons?
01:02:22
You you look at the Christians and they, you very much promote Jesus.
01:02:25
Jesus Christ died for our sins. There's like a story.
01:02:28
They don't just go, oh, here, we're here
01:02:30
like it's the Ten Commandments and why they were there even with the Jews.
01:02:33
Like there's no like, oh, we just do good because like, we do good there.
01:02:38
Yeah.
01:02:39
Ten commandments that they believe.
01:02:42
Why don't they present that story in this narrative?
01:02:46
Why do they just go, oh, it's pronounced nativity.
01:02:49
There is a bunch of these commercials and none of them explain what Scientology is.
01:02:53
No one mentions the Lord Xenu or the Tetons or the.
01:02:56
No, they can't, because then they sound crazy.
01:02:59
That's why.
01:03:00
That's why she's like, do you know the one lady? Yeah.
01:03:02
She was just like, I can't really explain it.
01:03:04
It's like, because you don't fucking know, lady.
01:03:06
Where's the little lady?
01:03:07
And people, they know they're there again. You.
01:03:11
Because they're like, it's all over with.
01:03:13
Their first audit. They learn.
01:03:14
They learn all about it during their first install.
01:03:16
It wasn't that based on science?
01:03:18
Not so much.
01:03:19
Holy crap tells us so much.
01:03:21
I'm coming on.
01:03:23
It's so stupid because it contains this isn't is.
01:03:27
What's that one?
01:03:27
Religion where the the ladies dressed like ninja assassins.
01:03:32
The her religion normally.
01:03:34
Oh, sorry.
01:03:34
I love that they get religion.
01:03:37
Imagine wearing a crazy cloth over your head all your life for God
01:03:41
that doesn't exist.
01:03:43
Like. Oh.
01:03:44
Thank you.
01:03:44
Well, what is your
01:03:47
signature? Is it?
01:03:48
It contains so much.
01:03:50
Is the most.
01:03:52
I don't know what it is. It's. What is.
01:03:53
What is it?
01:03:55
I don't know what it is.
01:03:56
It's it's.
01:03:58
See, that's.
01:03:59
I'm being so bold there.
01:04:00
They know exactly. They just.
01:04:02
They better not go on a fucking.
01:04:03
It's fucking weird, right? Yeah.
01:04:06
You're going to look at me so easy is Jesus.
01:04:09
So is the, you know, virgin birth and Jesus and dying for your sins.
01:04:13
And, if one of the religions is right,
01:04:16
those people are definitely muddying the waters.
01:04:19
And,
01:04:22
where?
01:04:22
Ring ring, ring ring
01:04:25
where?
01:04:25
Fuck is it? Brady?
01:04:28
Well, I'll tell you what.
01:04:29
Pretty. Your backdrop is spectacular.
01:04:32
Make a fucking cottage industry out of these goddamn drafts.
01:04:35
Oh, I don't want to muddy the waters. For.
01:04:44
What?
01:04:45
Oh, okay.
01:04:46
Good job.
01:04:48
That's the quick version.
01:04:50
I got one more.
01:04:52
Oh, here it.
01:04:57
Dear,
01:04:58
if I could fucking fucking fucking fuck off for.
01:05:02
My wife and I,
01:05:03
I know.
01:05:07
That was on
01:05:08
my way here or or 80s.
01:05:10
Married for 61 years.
01:05:12
We are financially well off and have a few and have few medical issues.
01:05:17
As we approach our departure from this earth, we've created
01:05:20
the necessary legal documents to distribute our assets.
01:05:23
So what's the problem?
01:05:25
My problem is I quote collector.
01:05:27
We have several wonderful China sets, sterling silver and beautiful linens.
01:05:33
At one time we set a beautiful table.
01:05:36
Good for you today.
01:05:37
Our old age has caught up with us here.
01:05:39
It isn't. Set the table anymore. Set the table.
01:05:42
Most of these invitees are gone, but my spouse and I are.
01:05:45
I low grade watch the show years ago and it's getting on my nerves.
01:05:49
Nobody wants our stuff.
01:05:50
It's time to divest ourselves of possessions
01:05:53
that somebody else may have an interest in and get them off our hands.
01:05:56
My spouse refuses to part with anything.
01:05:58
There's always an excuse to keep the clutter.
01:06:01
I saw this in my parents decades ago.
01:06:03
If it came in the front door, it didn't go out again.
01:06:06
Why are people so addicted to things and what can be done to alleviate my anxiety?
01:06:10
Signed. Ready to let go in San Francisco.
01:06:14
Hey, ready to let go?
01:06:16
I'm not ready to let go.
01:06:18
I am a hoarder.
01:06:19
So you're asking the wrong fledge.
01:06:21
Tell you what.
01:06:22
Keep that stuff. It's important.
01:06:24
It's important to me now I want it.
01:06:27
Can I have your fine linens? Mail it here.
01:06:30
Wait, there's another flag, a cinnamon flag.
01:06:34
Oh, that would be delicious.
01:06:38
That's also our Seinfeld quote.
01:06:41
Okay, well, sort of cinnamon babka, but I made it fledge.
01:06:46
Well, yeah.
01:06:48
Oh, is the bread.
01:06:52
I watch this all day,
01:06:55
and it's a different hammer.
01:06:57
It's a different hammer?
01:06:59
Oh, I haven't what
01:07:02
she's making a different,
01:07:06
Kidding.
01:07:08
Yeah. If it starts over, that's okay.
01:07:10
You just keep it going.
01:07:13
Did it start over?
01:07:14
Yeah.
01:07:18
Well,
01:07:18
I've already seen this, like, ten times.
01:07:21
I follow her like it's a ten.
01:07:24
Great survival tips.
01:07:26
It took ten turns around or like, brain
01:07:30
cancer surgery.
01:07:32
Yes, I follow you.
01:07:35
Could you say that?
01:07:36
That sounds stalkerish, I follow you, I follow it on.
01:07:41
Oh, I'm. I'm,
01:07:45
I like the music.
01:07:46
It's funky. Looks that made I follow.
01:07:49
Yeah, right.
01:07:49
Look at.
01:07:50
Look at that face. Life.
01:07:52
What do you see? The bass.
01:07:54
I don't know what you mean by that. Look, it's like a ball in the
01:07:57
second component.
01:07:58
What's a tick tock? A ball, not one.
01:08:01
That's what they call it as a cut.
01:08:03
But I know the one.
01:08:04
How many times the contact from.
01:08:06
And that's exactly what I saw.
01:08:09
It all the time.
01:08:12
What's a dick for about nine.
01:08:15
Oh holy crap.
01:08:18
Laura.
01:08:23
I'm going to go to Kirkland's today.
01:08:25
Right.
01:08:26
We shout out sponsored.
01:08:31
Oh, I think I walked on.
01:08:32
You love Kirkland's a
01:08:34
that's a oh, no, this is a great view.
01:08:37
I got, rare, what you call whatever this is.
01:08:42
Coin.
01:08:44
It's not a coin.
01:08:44
It's kind of rectangular metal, but it's got the coin on it.
01:08:48
Is part of it this weird link?
01:08:51
Is it a blink?
01:08:53
No, I'm just going to safely say no.
01:08:56
Brady. No.
01:08:58
That was one of our comments this week.
01:09:00
You still got the nativity scene with the star and all that
01:09:03
in your background, and I see a shooting star.
01:09:06
I assume behind your head is a manger.
01:09:10
A Judy star sheep.
01:09:13
Could you imagine giving birth in a manger
01:09:17
as a virgin?
01:09:18
As much as I could imagine giving birth in a hospital,
01:09:22
you know I can only imagine because I have
01:09:28
babies,
01:09:29
I don't know, I imagine it'd be like,
01:09:31
like an excruciatingly hot poop or,
01:09:37
There's a bunch of women right now that want to punch you in the face.
01:09:39
Now, I know, and my stupid, bearded, big, weirder written.
01:09:45
From New York.
01:09:46
That man challenge you.
01:09:48
Listen, man, that man, that man said he'll get your skin.
01:09:50
You think?
01:09:50
You think Jay-Z or, probably not a good time right now.
01:09:54
Yeah. Oh. Or.
01:09:58
Yeah.
01:09:59
You silly man.
01:10:00
You're know, silly man.
01:10:02
You're not going to fix the wall
01:10:05
here if I get go, I can fix the interview too soon.
01:10:09
Kevin.
01:10:09
The point was, with the Kendrick Lamar going on right now,
01:10:13
you think Kendrick Lamar is going battle rapping with people on the street?
01:10:17
You're from New York.
01:10:18
That would have been a better example.
01:10:19
Listen, Lamar is not in the you think Jay-Z
01:10:23
or it not a good time to put it in your brain.
01:10:28
Wake up is silly. Yes.
01:10:31
And at least you knew what you want me marrying this cello oh,
01:10:35
oh drawer because he invites you inside like, once.
01:10:39
I think Brady's doing the face spot.
01:10:42
Now, don't you? Come on over here.
01:10:43
I have no idea. Stand right over here at the bar.
01:10:46
I want you guys to meet each other.
01:10:47
This is Diddy and Diddy.
01:10:50
This is, Jay-Z. This one?
01:10:52
Yeah. What are you doing here?
01:10:54
Actually, it's pretty clear to us what he's doing here and who he is.
01:10:58
Oh, you gotta watch all the online chat.
01:11:01
Nothing but chicken attack, yo.
01:11:04
Nothing but chicken attack. Sounds perfect.
01:11:07
I've got a non chicken attack, but it's not YouTube friendly.
01:11:11
Okay, we'll go to Rumble. And, What?
01:11:14
Yeah. Problems.
01:11:15
Yeah.
01:11:15
A blinking little YouTube friendly stuff goes over to Rumble.
01:11:18
So what's up?
01:11:19
Yeah, but if you're not watching us on Rumble anyway, you're not watching us.
01:11:23
Yeah. Anyway,
01:11:25
you're not watching us.
01:11:26
You're not watching us.
01:11:28
Oh, you're gonna.
01:11:28
Come on, come on. We're not in my.
01:11:31
But I come up
01:11:34
in the back.
01:11:35
I'm not sure if it's the comments
01:11:39
segment of our show to who said
01:11:42
what about do we have I want 2 to 2 comments.
01:11:47
Two comment.
01:11:48
This one will read 2005 addiction
01:11:51
and we can't be friends with your lungs collapse.
01:11:54
Yeah, but oh yes, but
01:11:56
we aren't the best people to talk to your kid about vaping.
01:11:59
Hey, you got a minute? I love that
01:12:02
you got a minute?
01:12:04
I can't
01:12:06
I was silly towards vaping, right?
01:12:09
There's my favorite shot.
01:12:10
Right? The douche flute.
01:12:12
But people came to his defense first.
01:12:14
Guy Ollie bagel is just took a blinker.
01:12:16
I'm not sure what a blinker is.
01:12:18
I'm asking anybody what the.
01:12:19
Took a blinker. Just.
01:12:21
Oh, there's the light at the end of the do flute.
01:12:26
Okay.
01:12:27
If you're if you're getting a hit and it's off if you're not.
01:12:30
So you look boy.
01:12:31
Blinks have plenty plenty of fake car companies use small amounts of nicotine
01:12:35
to get people hooked on their BBS, so watch out for that.
01:12:39
I'm hooked on videos anyway, thank you Lane.
01:12:42
Boy, I think you might be full of BBS.
01:12:44
And then over here at consumer BBS
01:12:47
on YouTube we had a comment and this video, really
01:12:51
this video, did we get really oh, on our first tweet
01:12:55
question if there's a victim.
01:12:57
Oh yeah. Victim shaming and victim blaming.
01:12:59
But why wait so long to come out?
01:13:02
It was that I can't think of any explanation of that.
01:13:04
Like, oh well, I certainly was surprised.
01:13:06
First, for example, that you could just wait on me, is it?
01:13:10
No, I don't think that in that same argument, in
01:13:13
that same argument, my name is pretty rich for quite a long time.
01:13:17
Why wait until now?
01:13:18
Have you heard of why we right now that that makes me know.
01:13:23
No, I you see, I like, know you guys come up with some of you.
01:13:27
Agreed.
01:13:28
I don't know why.
01:13:29
Oh I guess yeah.
01:13:30
Never mind that they're never mind.
01:13:31
Yeah we agree yeah I agree, we agree
01:13:35
I think so the comment is top guy.
01:13:38
Funny though.
01:13:40
Yeah.
01:13:40
Smiles at how dumb you are for being pointless.
01:13:43
Contrarian.
01:13:44
Thank you.
01:13:44
The I love him.
01:13:47
No, man.
01:13:49
I am a pointless contrarian for sure.
01:13:51
But then you say
01:13:52
I know who you voted for and you're wrong because it was neither one of them.
01:13:57
So I don't even know.
01:13:58
Whoever you thought. You thought you thought I voted for.
01:14:00
I know you're wrong.
01:14:02
And I took a picture of my ballot.
01:14:03
I took a picture of my ballot.
01:14:04
Just in case people question that.
01:14:07
Oh, you replied, you said, thank you so much for commenting.
01:14:10
You nailed it up into the end.
01:14:11
I know you're wrong without even knowing what you meant.
01:14:13
I don't support either side of that same corrupt monster perfectly.
01:14:17
Well put.
01:14:18
Good comments.
01:14:24
Come on, come on, come on on on.
01:14:26
Look at me.
01:14:33
Roll a clip.
01:14:33
Ready I can we just. But.
01:14:36
All right.
01:14:41
I got him lined up.
01:14:44
This is my favorite one.
01:14:48
In you. Me.
01:14:50
Love me.
01:14:52
Love this.
01:14:55
Oh. Get the.
01:15:00
I see you in the.
01:15:05
Oh, we love it when we get the.
01:15:10
You in.
01:15:13
You get the I see you get them in the.
01:15:19
Kitchen.
01:15:21
You get them in the.
01:15:54
You. Money in the.
01:16:05
In the.
01:16:07
They get paid if you.
01:16:10
If you do.
01:16:20
This.
01:16:21
You get them.
01:16:21
You get. It
01:16:26
in me.
01:16:31
You get them into me.
01:16:34
000, no.
01:16:36
Oh oh.
01:16:40
It's very fast.
01:16:40
Now we're leaving.
01:16:42
Gary, you don't. No.
01:17:05
Yeah.
01:17:06
Love that song.
01:17:07
In case you're wondering where you've heard that sampled
01:17:11
it was on Beastie Boys song The Move.
01:17:15
I love that Jacob began to percodan.
01:17:17
And, I don't know what they're saying, but you don't really have to do,
01:17:39
This.
01:17:39
When they get the new, younger
01:17:42
you get, I'm getting.
01:17:43
I'm more.
01:17:45
For the people.
01:17:49
So one of these was the actual
01:17:50
Beastie Boys song, and one of them is the actual song.
01:17:53
Oh, of course I don't know which is which.
01:17:58
Is this celebrating the Beastie Boys one
01:18:01
for whom you can very clearly hear what you say.
01:18:06
Yeah. You meeting it?
01:18:08
Oh, no.
01:18:09
You don't know the original.
01:18:12
Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
01:18:13
Because you don't recognize that part.
01:18:15
They didn't sample that part.
01:18:18
Well what do you get to record as you recognize it
01:18:22
then you you're back up in the middle.
01:18:28
Yes. You get lost on the phone.
01:18:31
Oh. But when.
01:18:35
You get.
01:18:36
Oh, I'm ready to give up.
01:18:40
All right, let's give it a shout out again for,
01:18:44
fans of the artist that I respect.
01:18:47
You know, that was my original artist.
01:18:53
Dude, to use the anthem in Spanish
01:18:56
to make up for the know.
01:19:01
Oh, don't make a,
01:19:04
Most people.
01:19:05
What do do three.
01:19:08
More.
01:19:09
Oh, we gonna play?
01:19:11
What did you say I did, I did, I did leave a
01:19:14
what did she say in the, in the whatever you call it.
01:19:17
Is it for Rumble.
01:19:20
Oh yeah.
01:19:21
It has to be in the whatever you call it.
01:19:23
Yeah.
01:19:23
It's because she actually says the word.
01:19:28
If I live near her, come over.
01:19:31
It's driving butthole. Oh.
01:19:34
During the gateway process investigations, the CIA employed
01:19:38
a very specific approach to studying altered states of consciousness.
01:19:43
The goal was not only to understand how the human brain works,
01:19:46
but how it can interact with more subtle dimensions of reality through techniques
01:19:52
like deep meditation and specialization
01:19:56
and other mental expansion practices.
01:19:58
The participants in the study were able to access states of consciousness
01:20:03
that allowed them to visualize and interact with
01:20:06
layers of reality beyond normal perception.
01:20:09
When these practiced out, far from being simple, spiritual experiments
01:20:14
were seen as ways to shape and alter the human experience of the universe.
01:20:19
But the CIA study goes beyond the simple
01:20:22
exploration of altered states of consciousness.
01:20:25
It proposes that the altered states interact
01:20:30
itself.
01:20:30
Could movie at the time.
01:20:31
This doesn't just mean perceiving different dimensions,
01:20:34
but being able to oh, really doesn't stand up and experience.
01:20:39
By accessing these deeper layers of reality,
01:20:42
the mind can not only decode invisible
01:20:45
patterns of energy, but also by altering them.
01:20:49
Change how we interact with the world around us.
01:20:53
In this expanded state, the mind ceases to be just a passive observer
01:20:58
and becomes an active creator capable of influencing what it sees.
01:21:03
Through this process, the human mind is able to access
01:21:06
what the CIA document called Layers of reality, States of consciousness,
01:21:11
where the boundaries between the self and the universe begin to disappear,
01:21:15
allowing the perception of reality to be shaped by consciousness.
01:21:18
Among the practices studied in the gateway process,
01:21:21
one of the most powerful was hemispheres synchronization.
01:21:24
This process involved using specific sounds and frequencies
01:21:27
to balance and align the functions of the brain's two hemispheres
01:21:30
with what is the brain's hemispheres allow for an expanded state of consciousness
01:21:35
in which waves of reality stay in their fluid and malleable.
01:21:39
Deep meditation was also an essential technique in this study,
01:21:42
allowing participants to access a higher state of consciousness
01:21:46
where the mind connected directly with the universe and its infinite possibilities.
01:21:51
These seemingly simple practices were designed to alter brain frequencies
01:21:55
and enable more direct communication with the energetic reality surrounding us.
01:22:00
These CIA
01:22:00
studies are fundamental in validating the theory of the universal hologram.
01:22:05
If the universe works as a hologram, an energetic, dynamic,
01:22:08
interconnected projection,
01:22:10
then human consciousness has the power to interact with that hologram.
01:22:14
By expanding the mind, we can not only perceive, but
01:22:16
also modify and distort the projections the universe presents to us.
01:22:20
Reality is not a constant,
01:22:22
but something fluid that can be altered through consciousness itself.
01:22:26
This makes us realize that this declassified CIA document
01:22:30
not only reflects
01:22:31
ancient beliefs that the mind and the universe are interconnected,
01:22:35
but it also provides
01:22:36
a scientific basis for understanding how this connection works.
01:22:39
The practice I would love that all to be true,
01:22:43
but you lost me when you got to the woo.
01:22:47
He got to the hippie crap
01:22:49
of energy, of spiritual energy.
01:22:54
And that's when you're talking hippie crap that doesn't
01:22:56
exist to the real.
01:23:00
So yes,
01:23:02
all the other stuff you said was just beautiful.
01:23:05
I wish it were true. What?
01:23:07
It is pure and utter nonsense sense.
01:23:11
I'm sorry.
01:23:12
I would love to believe we're part of this greater thing.
01:23:15
That's very wonderful. You.
01:23:16
We don't live for this or that.
01:23:19
However, it's still.
01:23:21
You would love to be dismissible just.
01:23:25
I don't see it as an option,
01:23:29
so it's not even worth review.
01:23:33
We're not. So, you know, you don't like it.
01:23:35
That's impossible for you see that as an option.
01:23:39
I could see it as an option, and I can dismiss it as farfetched.
01:23:44
But that's like a kindergartner
01:23:47
saying that, no, there's no I am a kindergarten.
01:23:50
There were stupid monkey.
01:23:51
People were not supposed to understand everything I know.
01:23:53
I do know I'll never be able to stay up past 8:00.
01:23:56
No, there's no there's nothing I can fast. 8:00.
01:24:01
What you're saying right now is
01:24:03
you sound like a child to 8:00 saying that the nighttime doesn't exist.
01:24:08
Anything to say about anything past 8:00?
01:24:10
Your argument. What's that word that he always said?
01:24:12
Your argument is literally the reason you're trying to argue again.
01:24:15
You're saying because it can't be is why it can't be.
01:24:20
Yeah, it's a talk ology.
01:24:21
I know that's because I'm trying to reason against an unreasonable assertion.
01:24:27
I have to point out how ridiculous it is.
01:24:30
It is so stupid it doesn't make sense.
01:24:34
Like critical thinking abductor
01:24:37
30s will tell you what you're thinking is nonsense.
01:24:42
It's frustrating to me.
01:24:44
That's my only rant, is that I can't convince anybody
01:24:48
that their system symbology is askew.
01:24:51
I can't, I haven't been able to do it one time.
01:24:54
I either I'm unpleasant or like offputting or or I'm going about it wrong.
01:25:00
I believe the stuff you say.
01:25:02
I just don't believe the totality of it.
01:25:04
I believe that you reach the point where
01:25:06
because you don't know that it must not exist.
01:25:08
And I'm like, I don't. I
01:25:10
because you don't
01:25:11
know is the reason why you don't know if it does or doesn't exist.
01:25:15
And you use that as the reason why you can't possibly know.
01:25:19
And that's where I lose me.
01:25:20
It doesn't make that's where the illogic, it's what?
01:25:24
Well, what if I wasn't dealing with someone as stupid as you?
01:25:29
I think it'd be the same.
01:25:30
I know I noticed that dog on it.
01:25:34
I'm doing.
01:25:34
I'm just doing it.
01:25:35
Observer.
01:25:38
Shoot.
01:25:40
There's, What do you see? You're doing it wrong.
01:25:42
What are you trying to do?
01:25:44
I'm try, street epistemology.
01:25:46
It's, You do you let people know that what they're
01:25:52
thinking about isn't rational, and so maybe they can adjust their thinking?
01:25:56
I have never once changed my mind to change my mind.
01:25:59
Changing someone's mind. Not once.
01:26:02
And I try it all the time. It's.
01:26:04
It's all I do. It's what I live for.
01:26:06
Like I asked what the meaning of life is because I try to keep things simple
01:26:10
and I say whatever it is you're pursuing, it's like the meaning.
01:26:15
So my meaning of life is, I guess, pushing people off.
01:26:20
So why can't that same biology
01:26:23
extend to that last moment, that last spark of energy,
01:26:26
whether it absorbs to the whole energy
01:26:28
or dissipates to nothing or transfers to dirt in the ground?
01:26:31
Yeah, like, why can't it be me?
01:26:34
Because that's not what I.
01:26:35
I'm shaped like I'm not the last piece of energy.
01:26:37
Drop into the dirt when I die.
01:26:39
I am all of me, functioning perfectly.
01:26:42
So I'm diminished if part of that isn't working function.
01:26:47
Other thing.
01:26:48
So do you always say, I don't believe in anything, but I need
01:26:51
to be clear that with my skepticism, I also consider everything.
01:26:54
So when you say I don't believe anything, I also consider everything.
01:26:59
You can't possibly consider everything.
01:27:02
By the way, that's not why.
01:27:04
So why weren't you?
01:27:05
At least maybe I can't, but I'm going to try anything that comes
01:27:08
and it comes through, comes into my purview.
01:27:10
I'll give you full credit for trying.
01:27:13
Here's your participation trophy.
01:27:15
However, it's bull crap.
01:27:17
Do anything in your life.
01:27:18
Do you?
01:27:19
Do you make any choices without consideration?
01:27:23
Yeah, but knee jerk reaction?
01:27:25
Sure.
01:27:25
I've actually done things that I regret to this day and don't add stuff
01:27:31
I want to I get to, okay, that's what I do.
01:27:34
So add your jerks.
01:27:35
That jerk jerk off that way.
01:27:38
Oh no, that's my special gift.
01:27:40
I'm a jerk.
01:27:43
You know what?
01:27:44
I think I'm a positive influence on people because I show them how not to be.
01:27:48
Fooled. Me. Jerry, I think reform is very.
01:27:54
Gentlemen, let's broaden our minds.
01:27:56
Lawrence, I think you're a positive influence.
01:27:59
Also, I think I am.
01:28:02
I think
01:28:04
I'm spreading the Christmas cheer.
01:28:06
I was just an asshole because I meant that sincerely.
01:28:11
So I've seen somebody kind of smug.
01:28:14
I've seen somebody in way better situation that are way pickier than you.
01:28:18
You seem to always have a positive demeanor, which scares me,
01:28:21
because I think that you're all psychoses.
01:28:24
You're Franklin, you're strangling your daughter.
01:28:27
Yeah. Right. Right. Yeah.
01:28:29
Although I do I do have evidence.
01:28:31
I do have creepy evidence of hearing stuff that I shouldn't hear.
01:28:35
That you're very pleasant.
01:28:37
Oh, rising.
01:28:39
In my
01:28:42
that I tried.
01:28:43
That's not what I've tried I ever
01:28:44
did I ever say, like, in the in the five minutes of that recording,
01:28:47
it was completely silent. Except for. Yeah,
01:28:51
two words.
01:28:54
What I could hear.
01:28:54
Hi, honey.
01:28:56
Oh, that's how I drink.
01:28:57
My wife.
01:28:59
I know, I just I didn't want to say it because I acted like I didn't hear it,
01:29:01
but I did.
01:29:02
I did hear it, I did, I did, yeah, it was recording for 40 minutes.
01:29:08
I was terrified.
01:29:09
One line. My phone was dead.
01:29:12
There's a recording
01:29:14
because as a decent human being, I need to delete this.
01:29:16
But as a show producer, I have to listen to it.
01:29:19
All right.
01:29:20
Oh, you know what?
01:29:21
If we had the hybrid, that'd be great.
01:29:24
Great job.
01:29:25
See you then. It was. It was so personal and stuff.
01:29:27
I then I was like, you know what now?
01:29:29
And I deleted it after you.
01:29:31
I believe I but I assure you, it's still fodder.
01:29:34
I don't know if I'm that's an ethical, moral decision,
01:29:40
but I'm going to stick with it until proven wrong.
01:29:44
In fact, I don't have anything to hide.
01:29:46
Moral decision.
01:29:48
My back has been really itchy, like it's been dry lately.
01:29:52
You want a closeup on my my naked back?
01:29:55
Yeah. No, I will provide that.
01:29:57
Oh, wait, let me put it back to the regular.
01:29:59
I am bald.
01:30:01
No, your balls
01:30:03
look at.
01:30:04
They look like there's basically more wrinkles.
01:30:07
Oh, look at that.
01:30:09
All right.
01:30:10
Hey, the doctor's in the house.
01:30:12
Hey, let's go to Rumble.
01:30:13
And, we'll see you guys over there.
01:30:15
There's a rumble.
01:30:17
How come you're supposed to say merry Cultural Christmas, right?
01:30:20
It says. Yeah.
01:30:21
What does that even mean?
01:30:24
You're taking advantage.
01:30:25
You want the best of both worlds.
01:30:27
That that's a little.
01:30:28
As somebody who goes through some of the motions, that's a little bit annoying.
01:30:32
Thank you.
01:30:33
That's what I was going for.
01:30:35
Speaking of culture, rules and families.
01:30:41
Dear homosexual, I got my last leg.
01:30:46
I got my finger on the disclaimer button.
01:30:47
I don't know what to do.
01:30:50
Although my,
01:30:53
Disclaimer.
01:30:55
My father in law and I are cut from different cloth.
01:30:58
My father in law and I are just cut from man cloth
01:31:02
so that they're men of the other men of the cloth, every man of the cloth.
01:31:05
And they're cut from different cloth or covered in cloth.
01:31:08
Clergy?
01:31:09
No, not at all.
01:31:12
My father in law and I are just cut from different cloth.
01:31:15
Is that correct? Yeah.
01:31:18
No. We are political opposites, although we do
01:31:22
get along for the most part.
01:31:24
Liberal. Right?
01:31:26
We were.
01:31:26
Well, I don't know. See, this is the question.
01:31:28
Yes, he is.
01:31:29
I don't know which one is which.
01:31:30
And that's kind of the guess here is which one is which. Really?
01:31:33
Oh, I got the fox starts a conversation like that.
01:31:36
I hope,
01:31:40
we were visiting.
01:31:41
We happy.
01:31:43
We were going out for dinner.
01:31:44
My wife and I knew he was going to take us to a restaurant.
01:31:47
We both have ethical issues with.
01:31:51
Which restaurant do you think they should be?
01:31:52
And a sentence in a preposition.
01:31:54
I ran for chick fil A,
01:31:58
like.
01:31:59
Right? I don't know, right? You don't go to dinner, okay?
01:32:01
The restaurant is at a restaurant.
01:32:02
It's more of just like a really long.
01:32:04
Yeah, yeah, they're sitting in, but yeah, if we go to Choctaw Bell,
01:32:07
we're not on a date close on Sunday, so you got to.
01:32:12
You gotta have a waiter at your restaurant.
01:32:13
Yeah, yeah. Oh, hell yeah.
01:32:15
I think they make food.
01:32:17
They make food.
01:32:18
There's a place to sit, man. That's. That's a restaurant. Maybe not.
01:32:22
Yeah, they want to be called a restaurant.
01:32:24
So, you know what?
01:32:26
I drive is a food truck, a restaurant.
01:32:29
No, no, but. Yeah. Sure. No, no, no, no.
01:32:32
What if there's tables and umbrellas out there?
01:32:35
Oh, it's. You didn't close?
01:32:37
No. Is a is a hot dog a sandwich? Oh.
01:32:40
Never mind.
01:32:40
Yes it is.
01:32:41
And I found out I was wrong.
01:32:43
I was dead wrong.
01:32:44
I instinctively I said a hotdog wasn't a sandwich,
01:32:48
but by the just the literal definition of the word sandwich.
01:32:51
Hotdog fits every single descriptor.
01:32:54
So I think it'd be me.
01:32:57
I got asked,
01:33:02
I had a 10% off coupon for a different nearby
01:33:06
restaurant and said, here's another option for dinner.
01:33:10
What?
01:33:10
He responded, he thought we'd go to the first place.
01:33:13
I said, sorry, I have some moral issues with it and won't eat there.
01:33:17
Is there someone else we can go?
01:33:20
He then blew up at me saying things like, if you're not paying, what's the
01:33:24
what difference does it make?
01:33:25
And since you're our guest, it's rude of you to refuse.
01:33:29
My wife agreed he was out of line.
01:33:31
What do you think?
01:33:32
Was it rude of us as their guests or rude to him as a host?
01:33:36
Tonight I come. Yeah.
01:33:37
Just signed. Yeah. Going there in Nebraska.
01:33:40
Yeah. Everybody was rude in that.
01:33:43
Like there was.
01:33:44
There was many way better ways to handle that.
01:33:48
Layers of rude both sides.
01:33:51
But that was that was downright rude on both sides.
01:33:54
They were both in the wrong and horribly so.
01:33:58
You know,
01:33:59
this kind of makes me want to a guy have a white hair, right?
01:34:02
About a restaurant I've been drinking the last year.
01:34:04
I wasn't.
01:34:04
And what was the refusal?
01:34:05
Why do you think that,
01:34:07
to the South, that I love, that there was, like, a fireplace
01:34:11
and this was like a workplace where at the end of commercialism season.
01:34:16
And I hope we made the profits we needed to because they were trying
01:34:19
hard.
01:34:20
I got some, like,
01:34:23
Spanish Home Depot commercials in my,
01:34:26
like, ear pods so I wouldn't harp on the creation myth.
01:34:31
Right. That's hilarious.
01:34:34
Espanyol.
01:34:38
The fuck?
01:34:41
Yeah.
01:34:42
And then.
01:34:43
And then I merry Christmas, bitches.
01:34:51
Good store
01:34:52
though. Did I still want to know what it was?
01:34:54
Chick fil a?
01:34:56
Okay, it's got to be terrible, right?
01:35:07
So remember the title.
01:35:10
The title of this show?
01:35:12
Yeah.
01:35:13
Saturnalia.
01:35:16
There's no Bruno.
01:35:18
What do you said over the past month here in WCW?
01:35:21
It seems as if he is finally signing history of this organization.
01:35:26
It was the ringside seats to face
01:35:29
gloating, glowing about what has gone the Saturn over the past week.
01:35:33
And look at this. Gone for no wasting no time.
01:35:35
With Hogan and Sting finally signing the match.
01:35:39
And that.
01:35:39
And I like to tell you fans in the DC area how you can get tickets to that
01:35:45
in just a few moments, but we also heard,
01:35:48
you know, Eric Bischoff by telephone.
01:35:51
I see why people think these people want
01:35:54
to wrestle our game at Nitro next week.
01:35:58
Who was for any killer around on Nitro when they would be here next week?
01:36:03
They had something big to lay on us, so that's.
01:36:06
Oh yeah, by definition, that's gay
01:36:09
for WCW as they are here.
01:36:11
Yeah, for next week.
01:36:14
Keeps
01:36:14
looking over at Rick and Gene will be talking to Ric Flair
01:36:17
and he'll be showing you some of that, wrestling in this program.
01:36:21
Who got to that left arm of his?
01:36:24
Who do you think they had gotten in the ring shouting whoa,
01:36:28
this is going quite awesome minute the disco inferno Houston minute.
01:36:32
And ladies and gentlemen, we have a brand new world television champion in center.
01:36:38
He calls that move the Rings of Saturn.
01:36:41
And it provides him with the submission victory and a world's TV title reign.
01:36:46
And look at that.
01:36:47
They're celebrating this ruthless get out of it!
01:36:49
Yeah!
01:36:49
Oh, yeah, that flag celebrating in there, Raymond is huge TV.
01:36:53
Richard bad on his head.
01:36:55
Boy, this is so bizarre.
01:36:57
What do you say?
01:36:58
It looks bizarre in the ear.
01:36:59
Rings up in the wrong place.
01:37:01
Isn't such a great.
01:37:03
Knows what he's doing on the man he basically just tortured.
01:37:08
Yeah.
01:37:09
I'm going to need some more Kirkland.
01:37:11
If we're going to go, I think we should.
01:37:14
Yeah, yeah.
01:37:14
Favor.
01:37:17
Need some shit paper.
01:37:20
Need some paper.
01:37:20
Shit.
01:37:22
It's not stuff that I'm drinking.
01:37:27
So, Yeah.
01:37:29
Let's see what get. Think it attacked for us are real.
01:37:32
Are we going to see the nickname?
01:37:34
Do you have a king? Oh, yeah.
01:37:36
She does.
01:37:41
This.
01:37:41
You purposely make her called out there
01:37:45
because you purposely make.
01:37:50
Well, you don't need a bra.
01:37:51
Look, you're in the woods.
01:37:52
My nipples are hard enough.
01:37:54
Filming and.
01:38:03
Like she knows what she's doing, right?
01:38:05
You know, like, I didn't realize
01:38:09
that,
01:38:13
Calculus.
01:38:13
Right.
01:38:14
There's someone behind the camera, and,
01:38:19
There's it.
01:38:21
Push them together for.
01:38:23
They're in control of what she's doing, and
01:38:25
and they're they're manipulating her.
01:38:29
It's she's she's an innocent victim in this.
01:38:33
What did he see?
01:38:36
You're saying that.
01:38:40
Molesting or raping her?
01:38:42
No. Yes.
01:38:46
Hit the button.
01:38:48
Brady. Hit.
01:38:51
Man. Disclaimer
01:38:53
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01:41:47
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I was likely one of those international cities might not hear this word.
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You're using U.S.
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31 southbound at your average speed there.
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More so for this,
01:42:11
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Good morning, John and Randy.
01:42:15
I can tell you that I just learned that about 35 people front.
01:42:20
You'd be right to be skeptical.
01:42:21
Thousands of additional.
01:42:24
All four firefighters are hurt after a fuck.
01:42:26
A fire truck, however, turns on the highway this morning.
01:42:30
I almost jump to their service, which is right near target.
01:42:33
Not that.
01:42:34
Oh no, not that way.
01:42:35
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01:42:39
Here's your hand and they greet you.
01:42:49
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01:42:50
This is the best content we've ever provided.
01:42:55
It's hilarious.
01:42:57
I think you mispronounced fire truck.
01:43:03
That was the one is you say fart.
01:43:15
I shouldn't ever watch horses.
01:43:18
Please, please, please fix me.
01:43:22
Horse and Beth Hollywood, please.
01:43:26
Please.
01:43:26
Here it is.
01:43:27
Horse and pepper, please, please, please.
01:43:31
0000 times.
01:43:35
Published an article about a Pentagon initiative that supposedly studied
01:43:40
UAPs called the Advanced Aerospace Threat Identification Program.
01:43:45
Alongside the article, they also released three declassified UAP video photographs.
01:43:50
A conversation like this show on the US Congress.
01:43:54
How much the U.S government or the U.S.
01:43:57
military know about UAP?
01:43:59
What's being withheld from the public?
01:44:01
The biggest concern with these and other observations is not policy
01:44:05
that no one knows what they're looking at, but that these phenomena
01:44:09
move much faster and change direction much more rapidly than any technology
01:44:12
we know of.
01:44:12
In April 2020, the Pentagon formally confirmed the authenticity of the three
01:44:15
leaked videos and said they had been taken by Navy pilots during training exercise
01:44:19
in 2022.
01:44:21
That we know the defense created the all domain Anomaly
01:44:24
Resolution Office Aero to collect and analyze the update.
01:44:28
Since then, there have been three hearings of witnesses
01:44:30
who literally swear that you've seen where things.
01:44:32
The hardest part was to literally swear you okay with that.
01:44:35
A former intelligence official
01:44:37
has a secret program.
01:44:38
Would you swear in a Bible? What does that mean?
01:44:40
I want work a Bible originally, in the course of my official duties, I do.
01:44:44
You hold on.
01:44:46
So what are you laughing at?
01:44:48
The people that take any validity that to that? Yes.
01:44:50
You would, you wouldn't. Right.
01:44:52
I mean, as much as your own word so I won't
01:44:56
I won't write communion though it's not all magic.
01:44:59
So why would a
01:45:00
why would a Christian, God fearing, God believing person use that as a
01:45:05
oh, as an oath, you know,
01:45:07
litmus makes no, because I respect the ritual
01:45:12
and like the tradition, but
01:45:15
I don't respect the authority.
01:45:18
UAP crash retrieval and reverse engineering program.
01:45:21
I when you say authority, do you mean the is true
01:45:25
God or the judge in the court or wherever you're swearing?
01:45:31
Neither.
01:45:31
I don't I don't God grant them the power that they claim.
01:45:36
In either case.
01:45:40
You know, of multiple colleagues of mine
01:45:42
that got physically injured and, the activity
01:45:45
by UAP or by Roger.
01:45:48
Okay.
01:45:48
So there has been activity by, I think non-human plants.
01:45:54
You know what I mean by the
01:45:56
like they put in their photosynthesis,
01:46:00
but they've chosen to do this and trained it
01:46:04
to make this happen, that the aliens, they know.
01:46:08
I don't want to say the alien power.
01:46:11
I think it's not a specific flag. It's
01:46:15
in a, an environment.
01:46:16
But at least the activity that I personally witnessed.
01:46:18
Not to be dutiful here, I don't know. I don't know what to do. All right.
01:46:20
So when I personally witness myself and my wife was very disturbing,
01:46:23
you also think some of the aliens might come to the
01:46:28
potential.
01:46:29
Did you go? Yeah.
01:46:29
In terms of, multi dimensionality, that kind of thing that the framework
01:46:32
that I'm familiar with, for example, something called holographic principle,
01:46:35
it drive to self-repair, relativity and quantum physics.
01:46:37
And that is if you want to imagine, 3D objects
01:46:39
such as yourself casting a shadow on a 2D surface, that's a holographic principle.
01:46:42
So you can be projected
01:46:43
what's projected, a high dimensional space,
01:46:44
the lower dimensional scientific quote that you can have across literally,
01:46:46
probably, probably.
01:46:48
But you have not seen any documentation. That's what's occurring.
01:46:50
Only theoretical framework discussion.
01:46:51
Okay, I don't know about aliens, but
01:46:52
I do know that the holographic principle does not derive from general relativity.
01:46:56
Oops.
01:46:57
Tivity and quantum mechanics.
01:46:59
It's not a projection.
01:47:01
And no, you can't literally cross into a lower dimensional space.
01:47:06
Whatever this small scene physics literature
01:47:08
wasn't, it's all right on the scene of know.
01:47:12
The new office has since dutifully collected reports
01:47:15
of UAP sightings and published regular summaries.
01:47:19
Most of the ups turn out to be balloons.
01:47:22
There are some sightings of which they just don't know what they are.
01:47:26
But I take most of the you.
01:47:29
I take offense to this part here. Okay,
01:47:34
birds only the there you are a percent birds.
01:47:37
Birds aren't real.
01:47:39
These turn out to be blue said it.
01:47:41
They are some sightings of which they just don't know what they are.
01:47:44
Most of the birds aren't real lights.
01:47:47
Also, turns out
01:47:49
they don't like Europe.
01:47:51
Bummer for what the supposedly secret programs are concerned about.
01:47:56
Our role as X in a different Germany.
01:47:59
Yeah, the United States government
01:48:01
is reverse engineering extraterrestrial technology
01:48:05
and hiding it from Congress is in large part the result of circular
01:48:10
reporting from a group of individuals who believe this to be the case,
01:48:14
despite the lack of any evidence.
01:48:17
But then, like any other here,
01:48:20
that's what I'm finding out of some interesting new points.
01:48:24
But you don't know whether the U.S.
01:48:26
government is not interested in whether any human technologies
01:48:30
who give rise to these observations and allegations, that's worth it in
01:48:35
this interview.
01:48:36
Is there any evidence that ants communicate with humans?
01:48:40
No. What does that mean?
01:48:42
That ants or humans are.
01:48:45
No. You know what?
01:48:46
If I see an angel, I kind of avoid it.
01:48:48
So it's like they're telling me there.
01:48:50
I find that space and I'm telling them they can have it.
01:48:56
All right, then.
01:48:57
So we agree there's a few things correct.
01:49:02
Okay.
01:49:03
That's not no that's not communicating. So so that's being aware.
01:49:05
So you're aware
01:49:07
I'm aware of ants but I don't think they're aware of you
01:49:10
until you see I think they're terrified of me.
01:49:14
Oh, monster of a giant monster.
01:49:17
I don't I don't think they know what you are or care about you.
01:49:19
In their world, you don't exist.
01:49:21
Oh, I can gather them
01:49:24
in your world.
01:49:26
You know what I'm saying?
01:49:26
No, no.
01:49:27
In their world, did you not give me the Saturnalia celebration?
01:49:32
Did you like that?
01:49:34
And those Saturnalia are they?
01:49:36
They get naked and dance in the streets like public nudity is not.
01:49:40
It's prohibited in that era of of Roman history.
01:49:47
But then they also know
01:49:50
Roman Holiday was the 1953 Audrey
01:49:53
Hepburn movie Human Sacrifice.
01:49:56
Look it up.
01:49:58
It's it's pretty good.
01:49:59
But Audrey Hepburn, what is this, the lead role in, Roman Holiday?
01:50:05
Which Saturnalia was?
01:50:07
Yes. By the way.
01:50:08
By the way, Saturnalia was.
01:50:11
We should watch that after the show.
01:50:14
Okay.
01:50:15
Was your chicken attack then?
01:50:18
We have a chicken diet.
01:50:21
I don't I don't know.
01:50:24
Do you have another battle we're going to go after
01:50:27
I interpretation of Saturnalia.
01:50:30
Oh my God.
01:50:31
Shit. Video.
01:50:33
Oh, they're young pigs.
01:50:34
Not not children.
01:50:35
I thought they sacrificed young children.
01:50:38
You know, some people sacrifice animals and then eat them.
01:50:42
You. That's, that's been compared to, like, having an
01:50:48
invisible friend or imaginary friend and getting a cookie for them.
01:50:52
That way you eat two cookies instead of just the one you were supposed to get.
01:50:56
So you should order one for your first of all.
01:51:00
And if there's any children, they're up watching, don't watch.
01:51:03
But yeah, don't watch the show.
01:51:05
That imaginary part is for the children.
01:51:09
All right.
01:51:10
We're trying to touch the children.
01:51:13
Oh my God.
01:51:14
Oh yeah, that's right, I forgot.
01:51:16
Santa Claus is real, by the way.
01:51:19
By the way, Santa Claus is real.
01:51:21
Yeah, yeah.
01:51:23
No such children.
01:51:24
Every children inappropriately.
01:51:30
Yeah. Do.
01:51:31
Oh, this is what?
01:51:32
This is great.
01:51:33
Okay.
01:51:33
You ready for one big problem?
01:51:37
There you go. Around all the way around.
01:51:40
You can do it again.
01:51:41
I understand all the way around saying, please don't do this world.
01:51:45
I'm breaking this world.
01:51:48
Got to.
01:51:48
We got to take your for right before you hurt.
01:51:52
Is daddy daddy good.
01:51:55
That's how you do it. Show us.
01:51:58
Oh no no, I, I that's why I hired him.
01:52:02
It's the kick in the twirl.
01:52:04
It drops down. It's a kick. And it's for a
01:52:08
great.
01:52:10
I'm kind of glad
01:52:13
I allowed you to, like, know me.
01:52:17
Yeah, we're going through anyway.
01:52:19
Be good.
01:52:22
I'm crazy like a fool.
01:52:25
I was crazy like a fool.
01:52:27
It could.
01:52:29
Daddy, daddy, daddy.
01:52:32
Cool. Daddy.
01:52:34
You know what I can do?
01:52:35
I mean, legally to daddy.
01:52:37
Cool.
01:52:39
Yeah. It's.
01:52:41
Yeah, that video just changed my religion.
01:52:45
I'm glad I got to that.
01:52:48
Whatever it takes, right?
01:52:50
Fans is.
01:52:52
Here's my philosophy.
01:52:54
As long as you're happy, you want to pursue happiness.
01:52:58
I hear you call my name
01:53:02
and it feel like home.
01:53:06
Oh, wait.
01:53:06
Right, we're on Rumble.
01:53:07
Now we can say and do anything.
01:53:09
Let's do it.
01:53:10
Let's play nothing but chicken attack.
01:53:13
From now on, do it to be my say freeze up
01:53:17
chicken got up, up
01:53:20
chicken that up right.
01:53:24
Get your back and find a place to play them I love.
01:53:28
Come, let's never get more chicken I.
01:53:31
But you didn't go. I
01:53:35
thought you
01:53:36
wait. This is.
01:53:37
Yeah.
01:53:39
You, You're having a good time, guys.
01:53:44
Oh, no. Oh, no.
01:53:46
Some foods.
01:53:48
What are we looking at? Wait, what?
01:53:49
Are we circling?
01:53:50
I'm just waiting.
01:53:51
I'm just going to note is that it's like.
01:53:54
That could be my leg. Oh. It's twitching.
01:53:56
Maybe it's my legs.
01:53:58
Oh, my gosh, I'll say it.
01:54:01
Oh, dear.
01:54:02
Oh, no.
01:54:07
Oh man.
01:54:09
No. Nature's like He's like so killer.
01:54:13
And they're like no.
01:54:14
He's like he's not they it those hyenas.
01:54:18
What are they circling next time you go I don't know.
01:54:21
He's moving like I think.
01:54:23
So next time you,
01:54:26
you're at the grocery store and.
01:54:27
Yeah, like, oh, I want to be a vegetarian.
01:54:30
Yeah. This is nature. Oh, yeah. This is.
01:54:33
This is how it's done.
01:54:34
You don't want to tell people, the slaughterhouse
01:54:36
sensitive people about nature.
01:54:38
Oh, this is way more.
01:54:39
It's all pretty morbid. Still alive?
01:54:41
He's still alive right now. He's in. Oh. Excuse me.
01:54:44
Scuse me. You didn't take a number.
01:54:45
Excuse me, sir hyena in front of me.
01:54:47
You didn't take a number. I was patiently waiting here.
01:54:50
A deli counter
01:54:53
at the deli counter has become like the DMV anymore.
01:54:56
Look, the deer is actually still kind of going.
01:54:57
Guy. Guys. Come on, guys.
01:55:01
All right, you know what?
01:55:02
I go for a second. I'm just going to want to get some water.
01:55:05
The third time is starting to bother me.
01:55:06
This is nature's belly counter,
01:55:08
and the third time is starting to bother me a little.
01:55:10
Actually shows belly down here.
01:55:12
And, the Segways are just coming.
01:55:14
Amazing there.
01:55:15
So that was the hyenas versus what the the the camp antelope.
01:55:18
Antelope.
01:55:20
Oh my God, if they do that look though. But.
01:55:22
Oh yeah as you.
01:55:25
Oh here's there was a guy propellers.
01:55:29
Do you have a chance to check it in to handoff.
01:55:32
Goes to McCaffrey up the middle.
01:55:34
Finds a little more room and he's off to the races
01:55:38
running down the field like he's fucking see best.
01:55:42
What did he say.
01:55:43
Oh wow.
01:55:44
If really didn't learn for this one better.
01:55:47
But fuck it I mean white guys not to bring race into this.
01:55:51
They're not supposed to be able to do that.
01:55:53
Yeah.
01:55:55
I mean,
01:55:55
Peter, you tell me the last time you saw a white guy
01:55:59
that is like, if you look at the Olympic record
01:56:02
in our ear running races and we got it was owned by a certain race,
01:56:08
the whole thing was the dog running away from number 33.
01:56:13
Like he's got the.
01:56:14
I'm just saying a certain that was like a little shit for that one.
01:56:18
More like we did 2020.
01:56:20
Does my head handoff to McCaffrey. Right side.
01:56:22
He's got room.
01:56:23
My goodness my God white man change up.
01:56:27
It's up cuz you have a goal.
01:56:29
And in two and a half
01:56:33
Hahahahahahahaha is idiotic
01:56:38
okay. What do you have. Draw.
01:56:39
What are you doing
01:56:41
I don't know what do I have I got I don't know what are you doing?
01:56:45
Here's Brady over the top.
01:56:48
You losing Brady all the way up.
01:56:52
Oh, good.
01:56:56
Good. That
01:56:58
I've seen this all the way up.
01:57:00
Nice. Oh I like to watch.
01:57:02
I'm I'm I'm seeing this show and this.
01:57:06
We know this because let us know that this is
01:57:11
man the dumb
01:57:14
I got places to go.
01:57:15
Remember that.
01:57:17
Okay.
01:57:18
Let it.
01:57:21
Oh, no.
01:57:23
Oh, you go to a story about tour of duct tape.
01:57:25
Brady. Oh, no.
01:57:28
You like to do it?
01:57:30
I know that it's, This song was deemed misogynistic when.
01:57:35
And so this is home for a lot of our first for.
01:57:42
What per the estimated production of the
01:57:45
edition of the.
01:57:47
The was for holidays.
01:57:51
But if you really grabbed me
01:57:53
tight on here, we come up here.
01:57:57
Oh, after you.
01:58:02
Oh, oh, come on,
01:58:06
come on.
01:58:07
Oh. You know,
01:58:09
1000 yes.
01:58:16
Oh, crap.
01:58:17
That is what. You.
01:58:25
Yeah.
01:58:25
Oh, crap.
01:58:26
Okay I don't you going to.
01:58:29
We found out. You mean.
01:58:31
Oh yeah.
01:58:32
We found it.
01:58:33
Dang. Okay.
01:58:36
What do we find it?
01:58:39
I'm ready.
01:58:39
If you're not, you got the.
01:58:41
Oh, you got something? What?
01:58:44
You turn freaking kid. Man.
01:58:46
The this one at 123 pounds with safety glasses
01:58:50
and a wheel to not just milk, but also kids.
01:58:53
And he's known as a kid wise beyond years.
01:58:57
I love the guy with the finger on the pulse of Armada.
01:59:02
A guy are in a relationship
01:59:05
with time. Did he just come on.
01:59:07
This is your magical winter wonderland out here.
01:59:11
He's like a man. Look at him. The kid told me.
01:59:12
Didn't know it.
01:59:14
Apparently, he's a lot tougher.
01:59:15
And I am not a pussy. I go see
01:59:19
what that means.
01:59:20
But thank you. You're very welcome.
01:59:22
Now you're going to, Montana next week.
01:59:25
I know you got family out there, but I know which, tell the people.
01:59:30
Yeah, let's see what your plans are,
01:59:31
what you're going to see, what you're going to.
01:59:32
Yeah, yeah,
01:59:33
we're filming this on, Friday, and, I want on dance second shift because I.
01:59:38
There's a bit of my magic on a coworker, and I was able to shifts,
01:59:41
but we're leaving at 1:30 p.m., so whenever or in this afternoon,
01:59:46
I should say so whenever I'm done with work today, we're going to get in the car.
01:59:49
We're going to drive all the way to the northwest side of Montana.
01:59:53
Wow. And we're supposed to get there early Sunday morning.
01:59:56
So it's going to be a lot of fun. We're not stopping anywhere.
01:59:58
I mean, I mean, we'll stop, like go to the bathroom. Yes.
02:00:01
Yeah, that's the stuff.
02:00:01
So at least you got to stop to switch seats, right?
02:00:05
Yeah. This one. Oh no you don't have to.
02:00:08
But it's a tricky little maneuver in Montana.
02:00:10
You have to not only ride kids, you have to go, oh, like Brokeback Mountain.
02:00:15
He's going to bring a bunch.
02:00:18
No, no, is.
02:00:20
Okay. Cans of gas?
02:00:21
No, no.
02:00:22
So we're doing a double header here, giving the people what they want
02:00:26
and in the spirit of giving the people what they want,
02:00:28
we've been watching your hair grow. Can we.
02:00:31
Can we get a look?
02:00:32
Yeah, sure.
02:00:33
Great. Actually, after that, we put.
02:00:36
It was still here when I left yesterday, and it was in before.
02:00:40
I didn't even before I went home.
02:00:43
I got about four hours.
02:00:44
That's weird.
02:00:44
When his hat comes off. That music.
02:00:46
Yeah, that is strange. Socks.
02:00:48
George's given his parents, by the way.
02:00:51
Yeah.
02:00:51
He needs a bun that up? I want to see it in a bun.
02:00:54
I've heard some rumors that I have a mullet.
02:00:56
I'll give you another word, but I promise I do not have a mullet.
02:01:00
Do you? Might not keep you up on that.
02:01:02
But, I mean, I respect.
02:01:06
Let me handle my outfit.
02:01:08
Oh. Never mind.
02:01:11
I'm going to let him handle that.
02:01:12
You guys look very upset. You both look very upset.
02:01:14
Oh, he's.
02:01:15
Even though he looks like something sour,
02:01:18
we I look, I'm always busy.
02:01:20
Just recorded the.
02:01:22
We are out here.
02:01:24
Was that a yellow cheese? We are.
02:01:26
That was eaten.
02:01:26
Was it just yellow cheese and white bread? One slice.
02:01:29
I've been using my deli meat on there,
02:01:31
but it didn't look like high end stuff when my kids went to school
02:01:36
right into elementary school and they ran out of their lunch credit,
02:01:40
they were punished by the lunch
02:01:42
lady would give them a dry bread, dry cheese sandwich,
02:01:45
and all the kids would watch it and know that their parents were poor.
02:01:48
Right? Yeah.
02:01:50
Oh, my God, they don't care.
02:01:51
Yeah.
02:01:52
Out here, this is called a bad dog hair video.
02:01:56
I was like, two weeks ago. Was that two weeks ago?
02:01:58
Why are you wearing the same clothes?
02:02:00
I guess I haven't been ready for the holidays.
02:02:04
Well, it's kind of the need for the eating.
02:02:06
Yeah, it says the Gary right here is the kid.
02:02:10
You can't see the kid.
02:02:11
So, we listen back to videos, will you?
02:02:15
We're going to give the people what they want.
02:02:18
They got the.
02:02:18
Have you? Yeah. So, that was actually just. Yeah.
02:02:21
You're welcome.
02:02:22
And you're going to tell us you,
02:02:27
didn't already elicit all zebras.
02:02:30
It doesn't mean the zebras in in French, it means, handsome.
02:02:35
And I was just I was giving you a compliment, but,
02:02:37
Thank you, but do you have, like, a maybe a gay uncle?
02:02:40
I'm asking for a friend.
02:02:42
Loud and proud man.
02:02:44
I do not have a gay uncle.
02:02:47
Dang it.
02:02:48
Okay, there's a guy, actually.
02:02:49
Yeah, his name is a guy.
02:02:50
Oh, yeah. Oh, no. Dad. Oh, no.
02:02:54
Okay. Here's her.
02:02:55
No shame, but you open up the camera.
02:02:57
No kidding.
02:02:58
I heard he really likes wieners.
02:03:01
Yeah, I'm certain he does.
02:03:03
Oh, I gave him a compliment.
02:03:05
Well, a compliment.
02:03:07
Yeah, it was a backhanded compliment, and I lost track to that guy.
02:03:12
I come, let's just make a public apology.
02:03:15
Dave, this is for you.
02:03:18
I'm sorry.
02:03:19
You look like been one of these girls. I've been really,
02:03:23
I'm hurt.
02:03:24
Dave, I'm so sorry that you are so gay.
02:03:27
Yeah. Oh, no. And, like, kids, I'm.
02:03:30
I'm really sorry.
02:03:31
Yeah. Okay.
02:03:32
Well, it's.
02:03:32
Yeah. It's not his fault.
02:03:34
No. It's here. It's.
02:03:36
How are you? Okay.
02:03:38
You know, purposes only.
02:03:39
Grown ass man give you someone the silent time.
02:03:41
A kid.
02:03:43
I think it's so mature and very grown up.
02:03:46
Yeah. And, some some accurate. Yes.
02:03:49
Wait, did you talk about the silent treatment last week?
02:03:51
I've tried it.
02:03:51
Yes, it's been complimented on it, actually.
02:03:54
You're like, wow, the silent treatment.
02:03:56
It's unbelievable.
02:03:58
So he's so mature and, you know, absolutely nothing.
02:04:02
You're really getting stuff done by, by acting like that.
02:04:06
Very, you always get the result, the desired results every time.
02:04:09
Know it works like magic. Yeah. Without fail.
02:04:11
Okay, so let's get on to the real stuff.
02:04:13
Do you have a Christmas wish list?
02:04:16
Not really.
02:04:18
Well, I, he's he took me a long time to figure out, like,
02:04:21
what I was going to ask for for Christmas.
02:04:22
Yeah, my mom and he lives in Santa now.
02:04:25
Very cute, very up my ass about it.
02:04:27
Like, come on, I need to find out what we're going to get you.
02:04:29
And I'm like, I don't know, socks sound nice.
02:04:31
I love stuff, which is crazy.
02:04:33
I don't it's so weird to ask for socks for Christmas.
02:04:35
I should not ask your fucking parents for Santa socks.
02:04:39
I actually socks you my sister, my mom.
02:04:42
You're right.
02:04:43
I want it for Christmas.
02:04:44
That's not the first year because I first.
02:04:48
Yeah.
02:04:49
He's eating one slice of yellow cheese and between two slices of bread.
02:04:52
Give him a burger I like, I like socks. Socks is good.
02:04:55
You just.
02:04:55
Oh, yeah. We. Did we mention it? Yeah. Well, I have a truck.
02:04:58
I'm treating every show as a standalone now.
02:05:00
It's like I'm pretending they've never seen.
02:05:02
Okay, a single minute of this. Okay. All right.
02:05:04
Is it a portable standalone?
02:05:06
I can't even claim that I've seen every single minute of my own show.
02:05:09
Not.
02:05:10
I haven't watched more than, Last question.
02:05:13
Do you have a New Year's resolution?
02:05:15
I do, you start listening.
02:05:19
Okay.
02:05:20
It takes a bite of sandwich as soon as I
02:05:23
he says yes, he answered, do you like his?
02:05:26
It's funny.
02:05:28
Yeah.
02:05:29
Look at him go.
02:05:30
No, he was really being efficient.
02:05:32
He was.
02:05:33
We were on lunch, so neither one of us was getting paid around the clock.
02:05:37
We're both taking our lunch and he's actually eating his lunch.
02:05:42
And he.
02:05:43
That was his time to do that.
02:05:44
So he had to do it.
02:05:46
And what he really good.
02:05:48
He did this for us.
02:05:50
This is he's gone next week.
02:05:52
He can't record another video if you already know the answer.
02:05:56
But what do you think his New Year's resolution is?
02:05:59
Oh, I can't even guess what I was there for that.
02:06:02
More videos,
02:06:05
longer hair,
02:06:07
more longer, more time with his girlfriend.
02:06:10
No, it like the g factor.
02:06:13
And you get one wish.
02:06:14
What would you wish for?
02:06:16
Can we get some video of him and his girlfriend?
02:06:18
Three more weeks. Mainly just him.
02:06:22
Draw your microphones on.
02:06:27
No, please.
02:06:31
No, but mainly just sitting.
02:06:34
Whoops.
02:06:35
Let's face the segment.
02:06:37
Yes. Yeah.
02:06:38
Well, no. Not really.
02:06:39
Quit the fentanyl habit.
02:06:41
No. Not really. There are none. Not quite in that.
02:06:43
I didn't see that. You know what I'm told? It's unhealthy.
02:06:45
I like a good fentanyl habit.
02:06:47
It's no more dangerous than fentanyl itself.
02:06:49
That's what I've heard.
02:06:50
I know a couple people that are talking about,
02:06:51
like, going for various things, but there's no
02:06:55
no worries.
02:06:56
You know, I'm not dangerously addicted to anything,
02:06:59
but I've always thought it'd be like you do, like, one day
02:07:01
on, one day off and just kind of work your way up until you, you know, stop.
02:07:04
I don't know if that would work or not start either way.
02:07:07
Yeah. Exactly. Don't stop till you get enough.
02:07:12
Maybe I can hold my girlfriend's hand this year.
02:07:14
I was raised right.
02:07:16
I did not watch this.
02:07:17
I did not watch videos.
02:07:19
Oh, and way to go.
02:07:26
You didn't get me.
02:07:30
This this is.
02:07:31
I didn't know he was going that way.
02:07:34
You could have left pizza at the fair.
02:07:37
Yeah, or that.
02:07:39
Yeah.
02:07:40
I love you so much.
02:07:43
He didn't even say spend time or have sex or something.
02:07:46
And you're selling pizza at 6 to $8 a slice.
02:07:50
Tell you what. Hold her hand more.
02:07:52
You may get some money.
02:07:54
It's good. Man.
02:07:55
Yeah, he's gotta eat for $40.
02:07:57
Pizza taste takes, like, $3 to make a pizza if you buy the ball.
02:08:02
I don't know if it will buy the ingredients.
02:08:03
That is cross your fingers and hope for the best as above.
02:08:07
So I don't know if it will,
02:08:08
but we're going to do should I think, I'm going to as well.
02:08:11
Maybe I can hold my girlfriend's hand this year.
02:08:14
That's what I'm going to try.
02:08:15
First base, I know.
02:08:16
Oh maybe that's I'm going to be that even hold it more I was wrong
02:08:20
I don't know if it will, but forgot he's a virgin.
02:08:22
Cross your fingers and hope for the best. Yeah, yeah, he's very,
02:08:27
Right.
02:08:30
That was outstanding.
02:08:31
That's the best.
02:08:32
The kid video I've ever seen.
02:08:36
In this corner
02:08:37
at 123 pounds, with safety glasses and a will to.
02:08:40
Not just no question, but also without the kids.
02:08:43
And he's known as a kid wise beyond years.
02:08:46
My mom did
02:08:49
what?
02:08:51
Okay, so, Merry Christmas, fight me.
02:08:56
All right,
02:08:58
climb up my leg and fight for air.
02:09:02
So I heard it.
02:09:03
Sure.
02:09:04
Oh, hey, look, you can read it on now.
02:09:06
I know you flagrant.
02:09:09
Well, does it say flag JR grants?
02:09:14
Pleasure, aunt.
02:09:21
Mother.
02:09:22
Your aunts.
02:09:26
But, But I thought I said pants.
02:09:31
I'm wearing my flash grants today.
02:09:34
You can never see my pants.
02:09:35
So I for all you know, I don't even wear any.
02:09:41
Are you guys there?
02:09:42
Does he going help us with a song about that song?
02:09:48
Tons of.
02:09:53
To go.
02:09:54
Oh, yes.
02:09:55
Yes, I'm coming to you.
02:09:58
What? What
02:10:02
what are.
02:10:04
Oh, okay.
02:10:06
Come.
02:10:11
On. Come.
02:10:17
Yeah.
02:10:18
That's.
02:10:21
Oh. We're okay. We're.
02:10:22
Did you mention the 00000 that the Roman.
02:10:28
Hello. That's close to Santas.
02:10:29
Ho ho ho.
02:10:30
I don't know if it's low, low, low
02:10:33
or. 000.
02:10:35
Why does it say day.
02:10:38
Can't hear it, motherfucker.
02:10:39
Because they've.
02:10:41
I wouldn't say they've.
02:10:45
We can't hear it.
02:10:47
Oh I want to hear it
02:10:49
too. Are we really here now?
02:10:50
No. We can't.
02:10:52
You know, this show,
02:10:54
there has not been one.
02:11:00
You can hear it now, right?
02:11:01
No, this isn't the April 1st show.
02:11:05
It should be just like Gary should believe.
02:11:07
There's something after the energy that is now.
02:11:09
But, you know, there isn't everything.
02:11:12
Not for user experience. Sorry.
02:11:14
It didn't like my favorite kind of person.
02:11:16
The person so delusional to think there is.
02:11:19
And it's stupid.
02:11:22
It's not stupid.
02:11:24
Please be stupid. It should be working.
02:11:28
It should stop.
02:11:29
Stop being stupid.
02:11:30
I hear the same thing.
02:11:31
It's the same.
02:11:31
I know, I know.
02:11:33
Here's another one I see.
02:11:35
I hope you see about it.
02:11:36
I hope it's working well,
02:11:40
how can I have you?
02:11:41
Pretty sure I'm super PC.
02:11:43
I know, that's why it doesn't work when I try to explain it.
02:11:47
To compare that to your stuff though.
02:11:48
So if you see some totally sad someone totally illiterate out in the desert
02:11:52
scared, doesn't even know how to drink water to go, you're going to die here.
02:11:57
I mean, like, is that is that your first statement?
02:11:59
Really?
02:12:00
When this Spanish crazies, the doors overtook what we call Mexico.
02:12:05
Now they converted them to Catholicism at gunpoint.
02:12:11
Right now, Mexico is 98% Roman Catholic.
02:12:16
There aren't
02:12:18
any countries that can claim a higher number for one single religion.
02:12:22
Even those crazy ones with the women that look like the ninja assassins.
02:12:27
None of them Asians.
02:12:29
I remember that, and they were converted at gunpoint.
02:12:33
Did I mention at gunpoint?
02:12:36
Yeah.
02:12:36
The Crusades are a holy cross country that I believe.
02:12:41
Are you?
02:12:41
There was a God.
02:12:42
He would have punished his people severely for that.
02:12:45
You don't get the virtue.
02:12:46
And intention is not a right to do the wrong thing.
02:12:53
Usually stated very things about them.
02:12:56
Lions.
02:12:58
Oh, my God, they're great, aren't they outstanding.
02:13:00
They're a Super Bowl team.
02:13:01
I think they're gonna win this.
02:13:02
Smith. Do.
02:13:08
Forward.
02:13:09
Down the field.
02:13:11
A charging team that will not you and win
02:13:14
the Blue and silver way.
02:13:17
Stand and cheer the brave.
02:13:19
Rah rah rah rah!
02:13:21
Go on! Win the game. We're banner.
02:13:24
You will keep your fame
02:13:27
down the field and gain all Lions victory.
02:13:32
Go, lion!
02:13:43
So there's one thing I want to show about the game.
02:13:45
Yeah, I wish I wished I was ready I really want to be ready
02:13:49
against him as well.
02:13:51
Since we had the fall from last year last week, the heavenly fall.
02:13:54
Remember? Yes.
02:13:57
And you know how everyone watches our show and copies us, correct?
02:14:00
Which is weird because we only have like 2 to 6 viewers
02:14:03
during the show, but somehow it gets out to thousands and people copy.
02:14:07
Dan Campbell yeah, apparently saw how great they
02:14:10
we saw the fall and they decided to watch this play.
02:14:14
It would have gone both sides.
02:14:19
Against stumbled.
02:14:20
Yeah. Take the snap.
02:14:21
Yes but it doesn't matter to they do it again.
02:14:25
That other guy fell.
02:14:28
So these motherfuckers are faking the falls.
02:14:32
Unbelievable.
02:14:34
Hopefully they show it slow mo.
02:14:35
It goes right for the Detroit Lions.
02:14:38
There's no way both Jared Goff and,
02:14:42
Jamir Gibbs fell with nothing around them.
02:14:44
Watch it. All right.
02:14:46
It's really surprising that
02:14:48
right there that's going to kind of stumble out of there.
02:14:51
And I wonder if that was a trick play because now it looks intentional.
02:14:54
It is. It's like totally touches this ball.
02:14:58
But it's stumbling and he's last gleaming out.
02:15:02
Are you kidding me?
02:15:03
Those Jamir give it's you. What?
02:15:06
I was never his.
02:15:08
I like Jamir is how it's spelled.
02:15:10
But you could also get John Murray or Amir Jeremiah out of it.
02:15:16
It's like.
02:15:16
I don't know why an extra AP work.
02:15:19
This guy.
02:15:21
Yeah, you said that, right?
02:15:23
You did not.
02:15:23
I know, I'm sure I didn't, but I want honorable.
02:15:26
I can say anything I want.
02:15:28
My producer told me
02:15:30
Lions are two wins away from locking up the,
02:15:34
what they're going to call actually one win away if green Bay.
02:15:37
Yeah.
02:15:38
Then we don't have to play our starters against Minnesota.
02:15:41
We'll get bass virtually two bye weeks to rest.
02:15:43
All these players we haven't had by week five.
02:15:45
The NFL's not that I know we're favored.
02:15:49
I'm not a tinfoil hat kind of person, but it's like the NFL.
02:15:52
This this is an online
02:15:55
foil hat, but, man, what are the odds if you were to take the Lions right now?
02:15:59
Well, I couldn't even guess, but I would.
02:16:02
Absolutely $100.
02:16:04
The Lions are going to win the Super Bowl this year.
02:16:07
What would that yield me?
02:16:08
If it truly happens, I'll take that bet to make a bet.
02:16:12
And so yeah, it's so straight up.
02:16:14
So I get the field and you get the Lions.
02:16:16
Is that what you're saying?
02:16:17
No, I'm saying what
02:16:19
what was they just selling the ads that was the book, you know.
02:16:23
So now you're now you're backing down.
02:16:25
I see odds are not in their favor.
02:16:27
No, you're you you move the goalpost that I was currently.
02:16:31
The odds are
02:16:31
I thought you were betting that the Lions were going to win the Super Bowl.
02:16:34
I said, I'll take that bet.
02:16:35
The Lions will not win the Super Bowl.
02:16:37
But I want to put my okay, but I want my $100 steal
02:16:41
as much as you can and your bet only gets me or even money back.
02:16:46
I'm saying a bookie would get me better money.
02:16:51
Hey, I understand you understand
02:16:54
if you're building A17 or some crap.
02:16:57
So I don't know Vegas, but it says plus 380 plus three.
02:17:01
Okay, I'll take that.
02:17:02
Let's take that now and do, like, a flagrant bet
02:17:06
and see if we earn this,
02:17:09
our podcast money or if we lose everything that does.
02:17:14
Plus 380 means I have to pay you for 80.
02:17:16
If I lose,
02:17:18
I don't get it.
02:17:18
Yes, of course it does.
02:17:21
No it does.
02:17:21
You have no idea.
02:17:22
That just makes I don't know. Yeah.
02:17:26
I, your daughter. You talk.
02:17:28
Thank you. At God.
02:17:31
Can you flip your hat?
02:17:32
Yeah.
02:17:33
Yeah. For sure.
02:17:36
You graduated.
02:17:37
I couldn't find a hat.
02:17:38
Yeah, yeah.
02:17:40
Oh. Graduate
02:17:42
and graduate vacated.
02:17:45
It's so. Lord.
02:17:47
Ooh! Tom Brady are you.
02:17:48
Go see my right. It was a fish.
02:17:52
He picked the Patriots and Tampa Bay.
02:17:55
What a fuck face.
02:17:56
Fuck that guy.
02:17:57
Who are the no sports people are no sports.
02:17:59
Those are the two teams do the Buffalo Bills.
02:18:02
I made it up.
02:18:03
You prairie lions.
02:18:03
We've already lost to them.
02:18:06
That's all we saying.
02:18:07
We will beat them in the Super Bowl if I slurring I feel really drunk right now.
02:18:12
No, you sound perfectly fine.
02:18:14
I couldn't even tell. You're drunk. Keep going.
02:18:16
Okay, now as above.
02:18:18
So below.
02:18:19
Let's start your show. Yeah yeah.
02:18:20
No no no no no yeah no no
02:18:23
I'm confused. What should I hit?
02:18:25
No. You do it here.
02:18:27
I'll take the vest off. Oh good. Merry Christmas.
02:18:30
No, no.
02:18:37
Ask pledge.
02:18:41
My merry Christmas.
02:18:43
You'll be happy though.
02:18:45
That, that the gay of of apparel.
02:18:51
Deck the halls with boughs of holly.
02:18:53
La la la la la la la la.
02:18:57
I love this season.
02:18:59
This is my favorite time of year.
02:19:00
And I'm not kidding.
02:19:01
Or. Yeah,
02:19:03
friends do cultural.
02:19:05
I'm the worst of the cultural Christians.
02:19:07
And I get this all the time.
02:19:11
All the Festivus and none of the Christian guilt throughout the rest of the year.
02:19:15
Absolutely.
02:19:16
I knew that was the reason I under ease.
02:19:19
I it now right, I envy you, I have to
02:19:22
I don't know, maybe we should make a sacrifice.
02:19:26
Like a human sacrifice.
02:19:28
Pig sacrifice? Oh, that was the Romans
02:19:32
sacrifice slaves in the Colosseum and shit.
02:19:35
So I figured, why not,
02:19:38
All right.
02:19:39
Roll, roll. Ready?
02:19:41
I think we ought to do a flag.
02:19:43
Yeah.
02:19:44
Oh, yeah.
02:19:47
Deer shit.
02:19:48
Dick, fuckface.
02:19:50
My father in law,
02:19:52
who lives a dear homo.
02:19:54
My father in law, who lives out of state, regularly makes crude jokes
02:19:58
and comments about his sex life or my sex life in my presence
02:20:02
and in the presence of my wife, his wife and others.
02:20:06
He once commented to me that he was my sex life.
02:20:09
Kind of like my pillow.
02:20:11
Yes, well, I feel great, great pillow.
02:20:14
By the way, he once commented to me that he would be excited
02:20:18
to see his daughter, my wife, in bed with a woman.
02:20:22
What I've expressed, I have expressed to my wife
02:20:25
and my mother in law how uncomfortable it is, but he doesn't.
02:20:28
But he doesn't stop the comments.
02:20:30
Even when he's confronted.
02:20:32
He she wants to be close to me, but refuses to address
02:20:35
the concerns of his daughter and son in law.
02:20:38
I reached the it's reached the point that I tell my David
02:20:43
my in-laws when they visit in Great area to work extra shifts at work.
02:20:49
Yeah, it concerns me that he occasionally makes these tasteless comments around my.
02:20:53
Yeah, I think he's the tragic old man.
02:20:57
I can't stand being around him, but my wife and mother,
02:21:00
overlook his comments and think the world of him
02:21:04
overreacting.
02:21:05
How do I continue to interact with him, given their distaste for him?
02:21:09
So creeped out?
02:21:10
And a lot of these come from Georgia somehow.
02:21:13
Oh, there's all truth out here.
02:21:16
You're seriously creeped out because that is a legit reason to recruit.
02:21:21
Holy crap.
02:21:22
Yeah.
02:21:24
You're stuck with the creepy.
02:21:28
Well, uncle, whatever it was, but I've been a creepy uncle all my life,
02:21:32
so he's, Do you think some of it is that that he kind of sees
02:21:35
this guy as kind of a square, and he's just kind of fucking with him, right?
02:21:39
He likes to see him jump and the other family members.
02:21:41
Yeah, but he doesn't.
02:21:43
Yeah, that's one of them.
02:21:46
Either that or they're he's fucking them good.
02:21:50
That's the
02:21:52
both ways.
02:21:56
What's that?
02:21:58
Oh, look at the, the shirt where these gay guys
02:22:02
are. Your eyes drawn to the shirt
02:22:04
with the misspelling on it, because mine were
02:22:09
looking at the picture
02:22:11
and just the picture, and you just your eyes are drawn to the guy
02:22:14
with the wrong spelling on his shirt.
02:22:18
How many Caucasian males do you see?
02:22:20
None.
02:22:23
Oh, wait.
02:22:24
One, two.
02:22:28
Three.
02:22:29
Like you could.
02:22:30
You could for sure say maybe five.
02:22:31
But then after that, it,
02:22:35
I think the second guy from the right is third off with the misspelled shirt.
02:22:38
Third off, ironically, he's
02:22:42
the second one that has to be thought of as a chick,
02:22:46
you know, from from the right,
02:22:50
I, I see identifiers from the right.
02:22:54
Third off, as a douchebag, I know I look, I know they both have gay glasses.
02:22:59
They have the same gay glasses.
02:23:02
And the, the guy the third, from the right,
02:23:04
the third guy with the sunglasses.
02:23:06
That's Chris Pavlovsky, the, CEO of Rumble.
02:23:10
Nice.
02:23:12
And, and weirdly, the two guys on the bottom and the guy
02:23:16
second on the left are all three the same exact person?
02:23:19
Yeah. You're like the bottom.
02:23:20
Oh, right. Right.
02:23:23
You better.
02:23:29
That's great.
02:23:30
No, great sound effects. I'm hungry.
02:23:33
Sounds. So.
02:23:34
It sounds. No, it sounds perfect in the microphone.
02:23:36
All the extra like.
02:23:38
Like when you get up close to it.
02:23:39
Yeah, you can hear all of that.
02:23:42
Oh, it's so good.
02:23:44
Oh, fuck.
02:23:45
Yeah.
02:23:48
Oh, my lord.
02:23:53
You going Asmr
02:23:56
has more to do.
02:23:57
I'll ask some more.
02:23:59
Yeah. Some more. Yeah. Here we go.
02:24:01
I don't give a crap about that.
02:24:03
Have you lost your mind?
02:24:05
You're not understanding that.
02:24:07
I couldn't care any less.
02:24:17
Viewership just doubled.
02:24:21
Right now what?
02:24:22
Can I sign off,
02:24:25
or do you. Not me?
02:24:26
I don't know, I don't know, can you not?
02:24:29
I'm not going to.
02:24:31
I'm just saying, like, do you feel like that
02:24:33
you gave your portion of the show the best that you could?
02:24:35
With all the information about Saturnalia?
02:24:38
No lip smacking?
02:24:39
No, I do not know.
02:24:42
Lip smacking.
02:24:43
Do you got no hard up, no lip smacking.
02:24:46
Yeah, that's a good that's a good point.
02:24:52
Do you,
02:24:52
do you think, though, that if you see if you just have the merry part
02:24:55
at Saturnalia, but if you add Jesus, you get Merry Christmas.
02:25:00
So Saturnalia plus Jesus equals Merry Christmas,
02:25:05
maybe.
02:25:05
Even so, Saturnalia is the merry and Merry Christmas, and Jesus is the.
02:25:10
I wasn't thinking like the man.
02:25:13
What do you think is going on?
02:25:15
I'm just talking about, like, the the the tradition of gift giving
02:25:20
that comes from Saturnalia, Christmas tree.
02:25:24
Yeah, all those kind of things.
02:25:26
Those are cool. Symbolic.
02:25:28
Kind of like.
02:25:29
Like, it would be a shame to get rid of that tradition
02:25:33
and that's the thing about it, it's like, yes, I believe Saturn is other.
02:25:37
They were worshiping,
02:25:40
a planet in the sky,
02:25:42
so whatever that means.
02:25:46
But still some good can be gleaned from that.
02:25:51
Here we'll celebrate Saturnalia like a Roman.
02:25:54
In this video,
02:25:55
I'm going to look at Saturnalia, one of the most important Roman festivals,
02:25:59
and how you, if you would like to celebrate it,
02:26:02
should celebrate it to be very authentic like that.
02:26:05
Well, what is Saturnalia?
02:26:06
Well, it was celebrated on the 17th of December.
02:26:08
It was to do with harvest and farming, because the goddess Saturn
02:26:11
was to do with harvest, sort of the middle of the winter.
02:26:13
To say that you're grateful for all the things you have
02:26:15
from the harvest last year, and what you're looking forward to
02:26:17
for the next year. It's all centered around a public sacrifice.
02:26:20
So on the 17th of December, that'd be a big public sacrifice,
02:26:22
a big public celebration by sacrificing an animal
02:26:25
or many animals, actually, and then having that become your feast.
02:26:28
Animals and then a piece, because there was no stag replacing some of the skin.
02:26:33
You're not sacrificing, you're eating them.
02:26:36
Yeah, that's that's a lot of sacrifice, sacrifices.
02:26:39
You're depriving yourself of something that is not a sacrifice.
02:26:42
Cooking animals to eat though, that is just to exploit barbecue.
02:26:47
Yeah, it's a barbecue.
02:26:49
And then everything else of the animal is cooked and it's a huge bacon.
02:26:52
But these days, like this.
02:26:53
Oh, and Romans would get meat before Romans.
02:26:56
So people loved Saturnalia now, as it was celebrated on the 17th of December.
02:26:59
But actually, yes, the days expanded.
02:27:01
So to begin with it was on the 17th, then it was the 17th.
02:27:04
On the 18th will be on the feast.
02:27:05
Would be would be like now in America it's 365 days.
02:27:09
Yeah.
02:27:10
It's always Saturnalia, the three days.
02:27:12
And eventually it became the 23rd of December.
02:27:14
Seriously, we carnival for dinner and stuff like that.
02:27:17
Saturn was evil, by the way.
02:27:19
So this was a really, really popular one, which is quite, He was a good guy.
02:27:23
He was a bad guy sometimes. But yeah, mostly he was right.
02:27:26
I yeah, sure. So much
02:27:30
will be he'll a monkey with story.
02:27:33
Oh blame the hero.
02:27:34
I mean if you're good at luck.
02:27:36
Yeah.
02:27:37
He was part of ravens flock a side by side from the wrestling.
02:27:42
Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Of course.
02:27:45
Why was Saturn a villain?
02:27:47
He was. Need something with,
02:27:50
Perry Saturn?
02:27:51
It was his last name.
02:27:52
And the main. Who's the main?
02:27:54
The main god.
02:27:56
Who's the who's Jupiter? I'm stupid.
02:27:58
It's a Jupiter.
02:28:00
It was Zeus. Zeus? So what did he. Saturn.
02:28:02
Saturn was the bad guy. Zeus was the good guy.
02:28:04
It depends on which fucking perspective you're looking, right?
02:28:08
Oh, obviously.
02:28:09
Anki and little.
02:28:12
You know who Anki and and little are?
02:28:15
No, I don't watch.
02:28:16
I don't watch the show or those other characters on the show.
02:28:19
I don't know, you guys mentioned I mentioned
02:28:24
Jupiter Zoo, but yeah, but it's.
02:28:27
Yeah YouTube, Tinder.
02:28:29
J u I, oh, sorry.
02:28:31
Well, regardless, happy Hanukkah, until we go, to, Yeah.
02:28:37
Micah.
02:28:38
Oh. Harmonica.
02:28:42
Why isn't it speaking?
02:28:43
You expect to receive gifts?
02:28:45
Giving is getting gifts and stuff.
02:28:47
Maybe I should do with lightning, the spirit and the whole. Oh, yeah.
02:28:50
Well, it opens with having a good time and joking around.
02:28:52
So you'd maybe give people gag gifts.
02:28:54
Okay, here's a little votive candle that you can use to almost,
02:28:57
banish the darkness, I suppose, is a good way to put it.
02:28:59
You like a little bit of darkness.
02:29:01
And also it's a jewelry, a figurines,
02:29:03
which are a little voter figurines that you can put as offerings to the gods.
02:29:05
Again, there are joke gifts, but there are also religious sort of gifts.
02:29:08
What you also need to look the part if you're going to celebrate Saturnalia.
02:29:11
So first of all,
02:29:12
you have to decorate your house with evergreen bushes and branches.
02:29:15
Especially if any there is on these show that there is new life coming
02:29:19
to this city with the harvest and farming.
02:29:20
You want to show that, your crops will grow in the future.
02:29:22
You also have to do something called synthesis.
02:29:24
So this is not the usual quite formal toga.
02:29:27
This is very bright clothes, almost garishly bright.
02:29:30
Think of, Christmas jumpers. And you're kind of getting the idea.
02:29:32
Really bright.
02:29:33
Tunics, cloaks, togas, whatever you can wear as well,
02:29:37
since you also want to wear pili, which I'll kind of call hats like this.
02:29:41
So then kind of like
02:29:44
here, he's got
02:29:44
one of those old hats to show that you are in the joking spirit for Saturnalia.
02:29:47
How do you break time on Saturnalia?
02:29:49
Seven long days and a lot of things don't happen.
02:29:50
So listening to music like that, you in a shop,
02:29:52
you probably are still open at least part of the day.
02:29:54
But to pass the time, while you might go sing in the streets
02:29:57
kind of like modern caroling at Christmas telling you were going to sing loud songs
02:30:01
like, hum hum, oh oh la la la la la la la la.
02:30:06
But I'm singing raucously.
02:30:08
You visit
02:30:08
family, friends this when you give them the gifts, you would expect people
02:30:10
to be coming into your house kind of all day.
02:30:12
This week. Really.
02:30:13
Merry Christmas motherfucker.
02:30:15
You would swap roles.
02:30:16
So this was part of the whole kind of jokey atmosphere of Saturnalia masses
02:30:20
of a house with swap roles with the slaves.
02:30:22
So the slaves would sit at the master's table.
02:30:24
They'd be waited on by the master and his family.
02:30:26
And they would, you know, wear fancy clothes
02:30:28
and they would be given gifts by their masters often.
02:30:30
So they were sort
02:30:31
and they would have the chance to almost like order them after
02:30:33
that would be some day
02:30:34
for the required to like, cook the food for the feasts, and clean the house
02:30:37
and things that almost it would be so ridiculous to.
02:30:39
So it was, it was fun until the slaves that were playing
02:30:42
the masters grabbed the whips and were like, we're going to play today.
02:30:45
Yeah, that this was all a big joke to them that they were going to
02:30:48
you're going to learn today.
02:30:50
And they would also choose to be human races.
02:30:53
They would do change for the day.
02:30:55
They took it seriously.
02:30:57
Money and the king could execute crazy gambling.
02:31:01
Often gambling was banned in Rome.
02:31:03
And in Roman culture those Romans were not gambling.
02:31:06
They were nutmegs.
02:31:07
And they they were led to us.
02:31:09
And you were actually allowed.
02:31:10
They had a lot a long time of success to get off on the 25th,
02:31:14
a lot of influence on how we behave, but actually not right.
02:31:18
Christmas comes on the 25th of December.
02:31:19
Yeah, but and they got their influence from Egyptians.
02:31:22
Emperor people. Yes, they certainly did.
02:31:25
Invictus.
02:31:26
I got no argument
02:31:27
against influence in the Roman which came from the clans of Africa.
02:31:31
Hold on a second, though. Influence.
02:31:32
Isn't that that intangible thing that is greater than ourselves?
02:31:35
That I'm trying.
02:31:36
I think it's intangible, but that's cool.
02:31:39
Intangible.
02:31:41
That's tangible. Not to tangible.
02:31:43
You not you're not.
02:31:45
You're not tangent to.
02:31:48
But by carrying it
02:31:49
on, doesn't that somehow become
02:31:52
something greater than it's.
02:31:56
Greater than the sum of its parts is a real thing.
02:31:58
The phenomenon of words where you get some emergent property
02:32:02
from putting things correctly in place.
02:32:05
Is it possible that that applies to.
02:32:10
Your your empty space?
02:32:13
No, no no, that's not saying you're
02:32:16
missing.
02:32:18
Empty space isn't a thing.
02:32:20
Yes, yes.
02:32:22
Empty space isn't a thing. By definition.
02:32:24
We're trying to make it.
02:32:25
We knew there was a show about nothing that defined.
02:32:28
If you get to a certain level of the seventh and seventh level, guess what?
02:32:32
That doesn't exist. The seventh level of nothing.
02:32:36
It was I know, I know what you have to do to get there,
02:32:38
but there's no way there from here.
02:32:42
But it's need be.
02:32:43
Never at my observer.
02:32:45
I'm disrupting the thing that is, it is to not be.
02:32:50
But I yeah, where I was going with that
02:32:52
is there's no way you could ever believe it,
02:32:53
because there's no way to prove that correct.
02:32:55
Yeah. Or disprove.
02:32:58
But that doesn't mean it's not true, right? No.
02:33:01
Just because it's a very, very made up book alone
02:33:04
doesn't mean it's not true or or untrue.
02:33:08
Yeah.
02:33:09
Or true or true celebration of Jesus Christ more.
02:33:14
I guess they picked a date people already celebrated on.
02:33:17
They seem like a good one.
02:33:18
I like this, this is the new birth and the morphing of night of the year.
02:33:22
Saturnalia to Christmas Bible.
02:33:23
The references to the birth of Christ being kind in spring
02:33:25
because there are lands. And so.
02:33:27
And they did it slowly, one little thing at a time.
02:33:29
Because not me.
02:33:30
Yeah, yeah, they're more likely to want to keep celebrate things about holiday.
02:33:34
So Christmas is not Saturnalia, but I was fooling around the same time.
02:33:38
If you do want celebrate, then you should shout to all your friends.
02:33:40
You know, Saturnalia, which means like, kind of like. Hooray! It's something.
02:33:42
That's what I was talking about.
02:33:44
Yeah, yeah, maybe I don't know if you want to learn. So.
02:33:48
Yo, yo, yo, I'm changing the date.
02:33:49
Maybe something a bit more helpful to learning Latin.
02:33:51
Well, there's never been a better date.
02:33:54
I'm going to start doing cereal year every year.
02:33:57
And then in the north, there's.
02:34:00
I hope there's not people that actually argue, though,
02:34:02
that some of pagan could not possibly be born on December
02:34:05
21st, that therefore Jesus doesn't exist because that's ridiculous.
02:34:08
I'm no no moon Lord, Lord Jesus, who
02:34:13
was born on December 25th.
02:34:15
Yeah, it's no right.
02:34:17
But to all say we're just going to celebrate that day.
02:34:19
I mean, we families.
02:34:21
Oh no, you can choose whatever birthdays on a Wednesday morning
02:34:23
to celebrate it on a Sunday.
02:34:25
Gary, I don't have with it.
02:34:27
This one doesn't count because it was three days for I'm.
02:34:32
I don't think you're arguing that that's okay.
02:34:37
Without Santa hats. There's Saturnalia.
02:34:40
Yes. Saturnalia.
02:34:43
How about that?
02:34:44
Say that the kid writes a letter to Satan instead of Santa?
02:34:48
Yeah, I love that show.
02:34:49
I watched the movie yesterday, day before
02:34:53
you did this fun, I did, I did, I watched it on Hulu.
02:34:59
Oh, no
02:35:01
no, no.
02:35:02
What's it called? Silly.
02:35:04
School?
02:35:05
No, not school of Rock.
02:35:07
That was just dear, dear Satan.
02:35:10
Just type in Dear Satan and I.
02:35:12
Yeah, dear Satan, something like.
02:35:13
It's something like that. Yeah.
02:35:14
Wish it was, dyslexia.
02:35:17
So he put the letters in the wrong 100
02:35:20
oh seven and then he started getting hit by Satan.
02:35:24
Portrayed by Jack white. It's so good.
02:35:26
You know, very good things you said for your other certain.
02:35:29
And then he said, okay, I'm Santa, so whatever.
02:35:33
And then he got found out and it was a good movie.
02:35:36
It's a good movie rivalry for says,
02:35:40
one flag up.
02:35:43
How many out of how many flags
02:35:46
or how many flags do you have?
02:35:48
This is just before they're not real hot, I have five. Oh.
02:35:52
Mount Rushmore, I thought you said oh.
02:35:55
Oh, no.
02:35:56
How many sizes of fries?
02:35:57
There's Voltaire's Muhammad, Beastie boys.
02:36:00
Tell me the surprisingly small one size kid tells me three sizes.
02:36:05
And the the the sack is one of them.
02:36:10
The sack?
02:36:12
Yeah.
02:36:14
You like the sack?
02:36:16
Yeah.
02:36:16
No. Know it's time.
02:36:18
Five years is a good one.
02:36:20
I was unbelievers.
02:36:22
Did you make the measure?
02:36:25
Unbelievers didn't work.
02:36:27
That weird?
02:36:29
Yeah, I I'm not.
02:36:30
I'm again. I'm not making that up.
02:36:32
How about another one?
02:36:33
I just sent
02:36:36
live Levon Helm, hurricane
02:36:40
fucking,
02:36:42
beard.
02:36:43
Levon Helms, hurricane work.
02:36:50
Sherman Helmsley.
02:36:53
No. The lead singer of the band.
02:36:57
Yeah.
02:36:58
You. Yes.
02:37:05
Yes yes yes.
02:37:08
All right, go
02:37:11
ahead.
02:37:11
I my.
02:37:15
I know what the number you call the.
02:37:21
Name open.
02:37:22
Oh, this is good.
02:37:24
Read about it. You gotta be slow
02:37:29
it because right now
02:37:31
you promise when you wanna look at me and you say,
02:37:37
oh, no.
02:37:38
Yeah, yeah,
02:37:40
you're loaded and I'm not in the mood.
02:37:43
But I'm like, look at my phone and I'm ready for the game.
02:37:49
You know, every day.
02:37:51
So I don't, I mean, I'm game
02:37:55
because I'm, I'm with you and I'm like, oh,
02:38:00
I get I'm gonna be fine. Oh.
02:38:05
I can honor and hate.
02:38:07
I'm up on the wall all.
02:38:25
The honor that is the one I want on the wall.
02:38:29
And what?
02:38:32
I don't know.
02:38:41
000. Yo, yo,
02:38:46
merry Christmas.
02:38:50
Let's take the of Christmas. No.
02:38:53
Oh, you want to try to?
02:38:54
They tried to do that. You know it didn't work.
02:38:57
Didn't work out I don't like Xmas.
02:39:00
They turned Twitter into X.
02:39:05
What?
02:39:06
Okay.
02:39:07
Tweeter one Peter three.
02:39:10
The turtle lady.
02:39:12
The lady.
02:39:17
Bitterly.
02:39:18
Tweedledee.
02:39:19
Tweedledum.
02:39:20
I don't know. Tweedledee or Tweedledee.
02:39:22
Do I know?
02:39:24
I can't really do.
02:39:26
I can't talk about the news that's been.
02:39:30
We'll have to save that for another week.
02:39:31
So us you need a rant for another day
02:39:36
or another?
02:39:38
Yeah.
02:39:38
The George, I just remind me.
02:39:39
The Georgia woman, the parent, the kid was walking home and then they arrived.
02:39:42
You can't just tell us about it.
02:39:44
Not for free.
02:39:46
Roll clip Brady
02:39:49
we did this.
02:39:51
So frustrating.
02:39:52
There's no clips.
02:39:53
Shut up.
02:39:54
Just a headline a Georgia kitchen look.
02:39:56
And the worst part is that CNN makes it look all evil.
02:39:59
They're like
02:40:01
I oh my God, oh my lord.
02:40:04
They like the kid in the back seat of his car with dark eyes darkened.
02:40:08
Had a clip.
02:40:09
Brady dude, that's the way you took the picture like that.
02:40:11
What? He's just the right thing. Brady
02:40:16
hahahahaha uncertain in the head.
02:40:18
Why do you even put up with me?
02:40:20
Yeah. Holy crap.
02:40:21
The clips get shown Brady must be taller first.
02:40:24
Brady Kid teased that I wouldn't show the rebels.
02:40:28
Yeah, I don't have a clip.
02:40:30
I'm looking for one.
02:40:32
Oh no, you mean Brady TV?
02:40:35
No, I think you can build all year.
02:40:37
I had to be myself.
02:40:38
Freeze up thinking that up.
02:40:41
Oh, no.
02:40:44
No, I
02:40:48
oh, oh,
02:40:52
oh, oh, you do that.
02:40:54
You know, if you're going to go, that's that's called a sick.
02:40:57
Whoa.
02:40:58
Just so you know, when an animal pulls away like that, it's an it's a no.
02:41:02
Hey, before I hit you in the.
02:41:03
Yeah, I'm trying to get away from you.
02:41:09
I watch this.
02:41:10
Oh, man. That's on late night.
02:41:12
That has cats.
02:41:13
It's always like, come here, come here, come here.
02:41:15
Are you the cats? Okay? What the fuck?
02:41:19
Terrified from its owner.
02:41:20
You can tell the owner has no idea.
02:41:22
Just like you.
02:41:23
Oh, just like those people.
02:41:26
You know what I'm saying?
02:41:28
Oh, hey, he's an angel.
02:41:29
He thinks he's an angel. Yeah,
02:41:32
he looks like an angel.
02:41:34
Yeah, yeah.
02:41:35
Some little boy is going to think. Wow, he.
02:41:37
I just saw an angel.
02:41:38
Oh, my God, he's crawling on my head.
02:41:40
You got to.
02:41:42
He's got to.
02:41:51
Oh, this is a great series.
02:41:54
Remember when I draw introduced the Scorpion for
02:41:59
when people get in their neck?
02:42:00
How the fuck. I was just going to say. Do you hear this?
02:42:03
Have you ever heard the parable about the scorpion and the frog?
02:42:05
And you just said, scorpion is happening?
02:42:09
Oh. And we're in the matrix.
02:42:14
Clearly.
02:42:17
All those actions use users
02:42:21
to get a damn guy's an ostrich
02:42:26
again.
02:42:27
Okay, can you back the sauce as soon as the kid in the red shirt
02:42:33
jumps at the chicken, all bets are off at right right there.
02:42:36
He looks like, fuck you, bruh.
02:42:39
And then the forward jump. Those.
02:42:44
If any.
02:42:45
Any fight, any bet.
02:42:46
I'm taking a wild animal over a domesticated human.
02:42:49
Oh, sure.
02:42:51
Oh, dear.
02:42:54
Yeah.
02:42:54
Oh, you are very nature. Nature or.
02:42:58
Ma'am, can you get this animal off me?
02:43:00
He's not following the rules.
02:43:02
All right.
02:43:04
Oh, okay. Oh.
02:43:05
Oh, red one.
02:43:07
I can't see the head, but with a soccer dude
02:43:11
that hurt, a sucker went right in her mouth.
02:43:13
Yeah, that's right, it's.
02:43:16
We go the.
02:43:16
You know, if you're really afraid and you were smart,
02:43:19
you should have hit the fucking.
02:43:21
Oh, nice.
02:43:23
That's hilarious.
02:43:24
This is great.
02:43:26
This is great.
02:43:26
Good. Run. This,
02:43:29
Yeah. Oh, is there glass there?
02:43:31
Yeah.
02:43:32
Go. Whoa, whoa.
02:43:39
He thinks it's funny.
02:43:40
He's like. He thinks it's funny. I took his hat off to try and warn him.
02:43:42
Then I'm about to fucking bite his era.
02:43:45
Her. How do you think it made the bird feel?
02:43:52
Oh, vindicated.
02:43:55
Sorry.
02:43:57
Still, we.
02:43:58
There's only one person who's ever sorry on this show.
02:44:02
Oh. We're right, I was wrong.
02:44:05
I apologize.
02:44:09
Everyone else is stupid. But.
02:44:18
Oh, no.
02:44:20
All right.
02:44:24
Oh, no.
02:44:26
Is he gone? Fuck, yeah.
02:44:28
And, it's not a camel, but he's fucking, elephants.
02:44:33
Elephants don't have elephants. Don't hump.
02:44:36
He's getting fucked by an elephant, baby.
02:44:38
Claps total orphans home.
02:44:41
Dumb boys. Horny now I think camels hump.
02:44:44
Oh, no.
02:44:44
Dumbo. Just, Let's see, let's see.
02:44:48
Where you at?
02:44:48
There.
02:44:52
Okay.
02:44:54
Quiet.
02:44:55
See? No, that's a smart person.
02:44:56
They close the animal off. Pick.
02:44:59
Not not I know this. Turn it into.
02:45:01
All right?
02:45:02
All the time.
02:45:04
Look, I was making fun of humans, and he just did it playing nothing but
02:45:07
chicken attack from now on. Not not nice.
02:45:10
That tape's not going to work in this.
02:45:11
Oh. Good. This is very scary.
02:45:14
It's still an asshole, even with duct tape on it or the like to that,
02:45:18
Awesome.
02:45:19
Yeah. Oh, no.
02:45:21
Yeah, that's not good.
02:45:25
I think he wants to fuck it.
02:45:27
Yeah, I think I want to suck it.
02:45:29
Oh, okay.
02:45:31
So if it ever gets out,
02:45:34
I'm all out.
02:45:36
Yeah, I give a fuck.
02:45:37
It's probably not his kid.
02:45:39
All there is a male beforehand.
02:45:42
Yeah, yeah.
02:45:44
Is that a seal talking about this? Yeah.
02:45:47
It was. Assume that.
02:45:48
I always assume that's how they sounded.
02:45:51
All right.
02:45:52
I think they were from Miami or Cuba. Oh.
02:45:57
You know. Oh.
02:46:04
Yeah.
02:46:04
You could you bmb any of your poppers?
02:46:07
No, no.
02:46:08
Don't think, chicken at,
02:46:13
one chicken attack from now on.
02:46:16
The goose. Yeah.
02:46:16
I'm going to tell right there.
02:46:20
Oh, the takedown.
02:46:34
With the attack and
02:46:36
the ball.
02:46:39
Oh, interesting.
02:46:41
Now what can you sue?
02:46:43
This is video gold right here.
02:46:45
Yeah, that's not.
02:46:49
Do that.
02:46:50
I just saw a monkey come out of his butt.
02:46:52
Yeah.
02:46:54
So whatever.
02:46:54
Whatever they said would never happen. Pigs are going to fly.
02:46:57
Monkeys are coming out of this shit.
02:46:59
Okay?
02:47:10
Who's this chick?
02:47:11
Hey! Bro.
02:47:18
You know she likes you too much.
02:47:20
She thinks it's funny.
02:47:25
They fart.
02:47:26
Yeah. No, they they thought.
02:47:28
Oh, they spit.
02:47:30
When they spit, they got a kick that.
02:47:32
Look at this. Wham!
02:47:35
Yeah.
02:47:38
That was a fart.
02:47:40
So do they do Wham!
02:47:42
Good. Google llama spit.
02:47:44
You'll hear.
02:47:44
That's,
02:47:48
That is.
02:47:49
Let's do not move.
02:47:50
Well, his face.
02:47:52
Lips don't move.
02:47:56
His face.
02:47:56
Lips.
02:47:57
You saw that motherfucker?
02:47:59
Good.
02:48:06
Good job.
02:48:07
Oh. Oh.
02:48:11
Goodness.
02:48:11
It's bitch.
02:48:18
Do you, baby?
02:48:20
Oh, it was.
02:48:23
Oh, no, they.
02:48:25
I don't think you should do that.
02:48:28
Yeah.
02:48:29
Let go. Like.
02:48:30
Oh, shit.
02:48:35
I, I was going there, but chicken attack from now on.
02:48:38
Oh, we just wing through shit out of.
02:48:42
Wow.
02:48:47
She you to die. Oh.
02:48:52
We're going to murder them, cuz we ready to eat?
02:48:56
I ready? Way to fight! Fuck!
02:48:59
Dude, you a dog is. Yep.
02:49:01
I mean, I heard it, I hear it, I heard it there.
02:49:06
Yeah. I'm gonna bite.
02:49:08
I'll bite you, I will bite.
02:49:09
This is your last warning.
02:49:10
I'm gonna bite you. Yeah.
02:49:12
Like so.
02:49:13
Anyways, the scorpion in the frog, the scorpion and the frog are talking,
02:49:16
and there's a river, and they got to get across.
02:49:19
Scorpion says, give me.
02:49:19
Give you a ride, give me a ride, give me a ride.
02:49:21
And the frog says, no, dude, you're going.
02:49:22
There's no way like me European.
02:49:24
No, I promise I won't, I won't, I won't, you won't.
02:49:26
I finally arguing back and forth, back and forth
02:49:27
I don't know the long the length of the jokes.
02:49:29
Yeah. I finally goes on halfway across.
02:49:32
Boom. Scorpion.
02:49:33
The frogs. Like, what the fuck, asshole?
02:49:35
Was that like a monologue while the scorpions
02:49:38
like scorpions, like I'm a fucking scorpion.
02:49:41
That's what I do. Scorpion. Alia.
02:49:45
Scorpion.
02:49:45
Alia.
02:49:47
Scorpion.
02:49:48
Alia I blame the frogs parents.
02:49:51
Yeah, speaking of that, I.
02:49:57
A mother of four was arrested and could face a year in jail
02:50:02
after her then ten year old son was walking alone in their small
02:50:05
town in Georgia and arrested. For what for?
02:50:08
Then went to restore for reckless endangerment.
02:50:11
And how was I grossly endangering my not talking about it?
02:50:15
So I come on and tell them reckless endangerment
02:50:19
decided to walk down the street. Let go of your house.
02:50:21
I love reckless endangerment.
02:50:23
Brittney Patterson and her lawyer prude joins us now.
02:50:28
Wow, Britney.
02:50:29
David, I'm so glad to have you on.
02:50:31
Brittany, I can tell you how I'm the kid.
02:50:33
I changed my screen name to reckless endangerment.
02:50:37
Eight years old. Nine years old.
02:50:39
Does it matter?
02:50:39
Yeah, I know it was.
02:50:40
State government in our country allows children to walk across our border alone,
02:50:44
I suppose. And you're.
02:50:45
Your facts don't make it fucking that kind of political unjust.
02:50:49
Well, I suppose, but how traumatizing has this been for your family?
02:50:55
I don't even that.
02:50:55
It's never.
02:50:56
It's definitely been.
02:50:57
I, you know,
02:51:00
you know, my kids have never seen it.
02:51:02
That or been exposed to anything like that.
02:51:04
So, really their first encounter with, police or law enforcement.
02:51:09
So basically what happened is the kid was walking, the kid was walking
02:51:14
and went into the one of the woods and then was walking
02:51:17
through the neighborhood and some parent, okay, yeah, I make noise.
02:51:19
I'm sorry.
02:51:20
Some woman
02:51:20
I don't know if she was a parent, saw the kid walking, called the police.
02:51:23
The police brought him home
02:51:26
and arrested her for child endangerment, for letting her child
02:51:28
walk alone in the neighborhood.
02:51:30
Yeah. That's right.
02:51:31
Did you guys walk alone in the neighborhood, around woods?
02:51:34
All the time?
02:51:37
Every day? Yeah.
02:51:38
So I never had the police call that rude.
02:51:40
I can relate two times in my, what, 18, 20 years of raising children from the time
02:51:45
they were zero till they were 22 times I had somebody come up to me and say,
02:51:49
first of all, when my daughter and parents came and said,
02:51:52
hey, we found your daughter in the park.
02:51:54
I'm like,
02:51:56
yeah, I, I'm watching.
02:51:58
I'm like, right? We were right there.
02:51:59
And then the other time my son, who's two years
02:52:01
older, was at the park and they were like 11 and nine,
02:52:05
and they came home and said somebody was messing with them.
02:52:08
And I was like, what a stranger like trying to get you in the car.
02:52:10
The van is like, no,
02:52:11
some parent wanted their information that they were, you know, like a cop.
02:52:14
I'm on it wasn't a cop, right.
02:52:16
Saying that they were unaccompanied at a park.
02:52:18
They were at the park.
02:52:19
They were playing at the park.
02:52:21
This was in the year within the last ten years.
02:52:26
It's a crazy clown world we live in.
02:52:28
Argue that this woman got arrested for child endangerment for her child.
02:52:32
Walking home
02:52:34
unaccompanied, getting
02:52:34
their mother out of their home in handcuffs was pretty traumatizing.
02:52:38
So your son was ten?
02:52:39
I thought it was funny.
02:52:40
I have a ten brothers, three years old and years older than me into that story.
02:52:44
And he was a walker.
02:52:46
I got a bus route.
02:52:49
By the time I entered the same schools he started in.
02:52:53
I got a bus, but he was a walker.
02:52:56
He had to walk.
02:52:58
It was a no good offense because it was really bizarre.
02:53:01
Is he still with us?
02:53:03
Yeah. Vincent.
02:53:05
Is he more successful than you?
02:53:07
The more resilient and kind of a stronger character? No offense.
02:53:10
I mean, you can compare him to yourself. I would never do that.
02:53:12
But being that I my thought process is that he walked and you took a bus.
02:53:16
So I've got a brother that's nine
02:53:19
smarter, smarter and softer than he is.
02:53:22
Softer. Yeah. Certainly softer.
02:53:24
And Vincent. Vincent. Yeah,
02:53:29
yeah.
02:53:29
I'll give you his middle name.
02:53:31
You know his last name?
02:53:32
I don't know, we can work you out.
02:53:34
He don't do that. Vinnie.
02:53:35
No, Vince.
02:53:36
Now, Vince, I just. Vince, my brother Vince.
02:53:39
Okay?
02:53:40
I never talked about my brother Vincent.
02:53:42
Vincent.
02:53:43
Like, he's like, it just shows his real name.
02:53:45
But Vince, I call him Vince.
02:53:48
It's my brother.
02:53:50
My only brother.
02:53:52
I've got seven living sisters right now.
02:53:54
He's living with Dracula.
02:53:57
Vincent.
02:53:58
No, it was Vinnie, Vince, Vinnie for ten years and allowed him to go ten years old.
02:54:04
Probably would have. Yeah.
02:54:06
And so why do you think law enforcement is pursuing this?
02:54:10
I should let people know. Yeah, this is it.
02:54:11
Says they'll drop the charges.
02:54:13
I understand you gonna put a GPS tracker on your son's phone?
02:54:16
Did you hear that?
02:54:17
So you can track your son Anderson's asshole so she can.
02:54:20
They'll drop the charges if
02:54:24
they put a GPS tracker that.
02:54:25
Not only that, the parent can track, but also the parent.
02:54:28
Isn't there already a GPS tracker.
02:54:30
So. Yeah, but they want. Yeah, but they want access to it.
02:54:33
And they want the parent to install some kind of a child tether
02:54:36
on a secondary GPS tracker, and they'll drop the charges, which.
02:54:39
So he walked home.
02:54:42
Why is law enforcement pursuing make sure they know
02:54:45
when when.
02:54:46
See, I thought I can understand the crazy lady that says oh my God and overreacts.
02:54:49
You know, never had kids or me had kids and helicoptered him.
02:54:52
But when it got to the parents, it got to law enforcement.
02:54:54
It got to a judge, it got to a Da, it got to however many levels.
02:54:57
Somebody should have said, what in what do you think is happening here?
02:55:02
This is nuts.
02:55:03
Stop it, but not stop it. They all piled on.
02:55:07
They have, a plea bargain ready for her.
02:55:09
That includes tracking your child. What?
02:55:12
I don't know, I can't begin to understand what's going on in their minds.
02:55:17
So that's a mystery to me as well.
02:55:19
I don't know.
02:55:20
Oh, Georgia, I want to clarify that they never officially
02:55:23
in writing or verbally have offered to drop any charges.
02:55:27
They said, you know, possibly, maybe if I sign
02:55:31
the safety plan, but that was a safety plan or anything.
02:55:35
So, David, you're the lawyer.
02:55:37
And, and so the background that I looked at this woman,
02:55:41
dude, she's doing everything right to raise independent, critical thinking,
02:55:45
self-sufficient, wonderful citizens of this great society.
02:55:49
And they are fucking with it.
02:55:51
And it just boggles my I don't under there's no I can't figure it out.
02:55:54
Every other conspiracy theory, every other thing
02:55:56
where the state has a boot on somebody, I get it.
02:55:58
It's either for power, for control.
02:56:00
There's some I mean, not sensible reason, but a logical reason.
02:56:04
This I cannot figure out why the fuck they're doing that.
02:56:09
A safety plan.
02:56:10
Thank you brother.
02:56:11
In Florida,
02:56:12
Department of Human Services, Division of Family
02:56:14
Child Services is a written agreement between a family and DFCs
02:56:18
case that outlines how to keep a child safe.
02:56:21
The plan is developed in a reasonable response.
02:56:24
Yeah, they don't come anymore because the internet turned CP and,
02:56:30
child porn.
02:56:31
So CPS doesn't sound good anymore.
02:56:33
So now it's only child services instead of child protection.
02:56:37
You like that though?
02:56:38
They took the protection out of child protection services.
02:56:41
Yeah. Fuck.
02:56:42
That should tell you something right there.
02:56:47
No, I'm not suggesting that Hillary Clinton runs
02:56:49
a ring of child trafficking or P Diddy does or any of that.
02:56:53
He did. He did.
02:56:54
I don't know if he did. He does. But she did. He did.
02:56:57
He did. He.
02:56:58
Yeah. He's writing poetry now.
02:57:01
He did leave you did.
02:57:02
He does.
02:57:02
He did he did you did he do?
02:57:05
I'm fresh out of music. I played them all.
02:57:07
We were right.
02:57:08
Okay. Fantastic.
02:57:09
I work here. Is done. I thought they weren't talking over here.
02:57:12
Where were they?
02:57:14
Yeah, I was
02:57:15
man, I wasn't blinking unless he's.
02:57:18
Oh, they're all going oh except for this family.
02:57:22
And it's very funny to parents, at least in this community
02:57:25
that you're watching your kids.
02:57:26
Oh good time.
02:57:28
You're a bad, negligent parent.
02:57:30
Two things. Two things to parents.
02:57:33
Yeah.
02:57:34
The less you do to your kids when you
02:57:36
they have the ability to make mistakes and not hurt society or themselves,
02:57:39
the more the more they're going to do that in the future when they're,
02:57:43
a little screwed up.
02:57:44
And and secondly, secondly, from a just a, just a functional standpoint,
02:57:50
you can absolutely lock your kids in a room, safely padded room,
02:57:53
and make sure nothing ever happens to them in their life.
02:57:55
But that's exactly what will happen in their life.
02:57:58
Nothing ever good or bad.
02:58:01
Please don't do that.
02:58:04
And I hope you know what's going to happen in the long run.
02:58:07
This woman is going to get hey, sir, because somebody
02:58:11
with the uniform, a badge and a gun can go, oh, you know what?
02:58:14
And this guy is going to get the money. I think that was good timing.
02:58:16
The lawyer who the lawyer with was declared unconstitutional
02:58:21
by the Georgia Supreme Court in 1997.
02:58:23
So that's problematic. This deputy. Awesome.
02:58:26
He looks so happy to be having this case.
02:58:28
Someone tend to walk, and it's clearly not,
02:58:32
by the way, he was 11 within a few days.
02:58:36
And the irony here, too, is the next day
02:58:39
was Halloween, where kids walk off home without their parents.
02:58:43
Door to door in the doorway.
02:58:45
Yeah, knock on the doors of strangers.
02:58:48
And yeah, he was so funny
02:58:51
just walking down the street 9/10 of a mile.
02:58:54
So the the the safety plan.
02:58:57
The state should not decide how old a child is
02:58:59
when they can walk independently or stay home alone.
02:59:01
There's a lot of states to do and a lot of states that don't.
02:59:05
That should be up to
02:59:07
first the child.
02:59:08
I know that sounds ridiculous for me to say.
02:59:10
Obviously, if your child
02:59:11
four year old says, daddy, I'm I'm ready to stay home alone.
02:59:13
No, I wouldn't go. Well, okay, you're in charge.
02:59:15
Yeah, but first and foremost, think about it.
02:59:18
The child should decide, you know, hey,
02:59:20
you know, you know, as a parent, put the child first, then the parent.
02:59:23
The state has nothing to do with it.
02:59:25
Oh, yeah, that's an answer.
02:59:27
I'm gonna say more safe.
02:59:28
And also, by the way, he wasn't unsafe to begin with.
02:59:32
The kid. Yeah.
02:59:33
So for those viewers who are thinking, oh, I'm thinking about is the kid right now.
02:59:36
No other than me handle which is required.
02:59:39
He lives in Montana.
02:59:40
Do you think they do put up with any shit like this?
02:59:42
Let me handle my lead.
02:59:43
Yeah, or, you know, Brokeback Mountain.
02:59:47
Yeah. They throw people off.
02:59:48
You want train station on? That's fine.
02:59:51
Fuck around.
02:59:51
Find out.
02:59:52
Government to tell you the state
02:59:53
or the county to tell you to do it is a whole other thing.
02:59:56
You say a larger conversation
02:59:59
about free range childhood versus this bubble wrapped
03:00:04
helicopter parenthood, childhood range buddy.
03:00:08
Give me give me for a second your thoughts on that?
03:00:10
Because I think that's the conversation. A lot of other parents. That's not bad.
03:00:13
Besides the government, what is bad for whatever.
03:00:16
And I think it's an important conversation because what the
03:00:20
the reality is that as parents, we should have that autonomy,
03:00:24
whether we want to wrap our kids in bubble wrap or whether we want to give our kids
03:00:28
a little more freedom and autonomy, it should be our decision.
03:00:31
Once the parents. I don't agree with a fair point.
03:00:33
I suppose government authority who doesn't even know our kids or know our families.
03:00:38
So I do think this conversation is very important,
03:00:41
because I am starting to realize that this is been happening for a while.
03:00:46
Yeah, they talk funny in Georgia prevalent
03:00:48
then I definitely I was really I never crossed my mind.
03:00:52
We were in New York in front of a comic, and he's going around the room
03:00:55
in the front.
03:00:56
We're just stupidly right in the front.
03:00:57
He's like, where are y'all from?
03:00:59
I don't know if he said, y'all, I don't know why.
03:01:00
Out of that, we're like, we're from Michigan.
03:01:02
And he dude, he had just this dumb blank look on his face.
03:01:04
He had nothing.
03:01:05
He finally just said all the land with no accent and moved on to somebody
03:01:08
else. And.
03:01:12
So and I think that's no.
03:01:14
Yeah.
03:01:14
So I mean I so of I was because in my head I was thinking, wait
03:01:16
she might think we have a funny accent, but in Michigan
03:01:19
we are as close to that news casting zero dialog.
03:01:23
Yeah. Zero regional dialect.
03:01:26
Yeah. Yeah.
03:01:27
Except when we say maybe like pop and yeah things.
03:01:31
There's two giveaways.
03:01:34
Okay.
03:01:35
I think we should all be concerned about that.
03:01:37
What kind of bless you, Brittany I'm really sorry.
03:01:39
God bless you. Scary. God bless you.
03:01:43
God, this is.
03:01:47
There you.
03:01:47
God, wait.
03:01:48
Hold on over the sheriff's office for comment.
03:01:52
They said they do not comment on pending comment cases.
03:01:56
Brittany Patterson we should call them.
03:01:58
Let's call them and get a comment.
03:01:59
Just Pauline coming up. Coming.
03:02:02
Call the sheriff's station and get a camera.
03:02:03
Does that sound like a good idea? I think know
03:02:07
no. The drunk person said no.
03:02:09
All right.
03:02:10
The show is on the rails.
03:02:11
Good. Good to know every Saturday.
03:02:13
Your voice as well.
03:02:14
Yes, yes,
03:02:16
but it's one
03:02:18
no. Okay.
03:02:21
Yeah, I can hear it now.
03:02:23
I know I fixed it. Hold on then.
03:02:25
If not froze up, are we going to play this as the last outro?
03:02:28
I don't know, I, I'm doing this live.
03:02:30
This is what I was doing.
03:02:30
We're doing the transition to the after. Sure.
03:02:33
Oh yes. Hold on to it for.
03:02:35
Oh damn. It's too late.
03:02:37
It already started. Is this. This is Dave.
03:02:39
Is it state?
03:02:40
Yeah, this is Dave.
03:02:41
Dave not here man.
03:02:43
Yeah.
03:02:45
And upload Vicky's real name.
03:02:47
You want to upload it so I can play it smooth.
03:02:49
No, no, I'm doing this live, motherfucker.
03:02:52
No. Yeah.
03:02:58
Oh, I see, what is the reason he's yet.
03:03:05
See how he's got
03:03:07
to turn cables into.
03:03:08
What is the phone?
03:03:11
On the other side.
03:03:14
One on Monday
03:03:17
or Tuesday.
03:03:19
It's on.
03:03:20
Don't be Dave.
03:03:22
Oh, shit.
03:03:24
Don't be a Dave.
03:03:26
God damn,
03:03:28
that's not. Well, let's do this again.
03:03:30
Look, the.
03:03:47
Oh, stage
03:03:49
it to me.
03:03:50
I'm a dumb Dave step.
03:03:53
The crowd seem to fuck with me and I like it.
03:03:55
Ordinarily, I might joke around on the stage.
03:03:57
Funny motherfucker. Class clown 12. Great.
03:03:59
Sometimes I might overstep my bounds.
03:04:01
Do some weird shit. Believe in the heart of the joke.
03:04:03
In this case, I was like, hey, you got a great crowd. So.
03:04:06
So what do you want to say about this crowd?
03:04:07
Well, I don't like a toilet, so stop digging for words.
03:04:10
I don't think I'm a morning.
03:04:11
Show your dick.
03:04:12
Show your dick. Whole crowd cheers.
03:04:14
I like I can't.
03:04:15
That's a lot of people a rock Twitter.
03:04:18
The next year, I stage the Death Room five cosplay in my dressing room.
03:04:22
God damn me, you blowing up?
03:04:23
Look at how they even let me security.
03:04:25
I was like, officers, I'll be okay.
03:04:27
Got one cop said, sir, you're under arrest.
03:04:29
I left and just assumed he was just showing off for his cop friends,
03:04:32
popping some checks. Me, sir, I'm gonna need you to put on his collar.
03:04:35
Like what? Sir?
03:04:35
You just expose yourself at an all just shown on the left.
03:04:38
It's all about show on us, sir.
03:04:39
That's like a common joke.
03:04:40
You can never pull it up. Ball with your friends are. Sir.
03:04:43
Never, sir, please put on his face. Stop! No!
03:04:45
This is actually happening. You're. Sir. Wait! This is unfair.
03:04:48
I'm sorry.
03:04:48
I swear. Sir, please hear me out like you're going to jail.
03:04:52
I like jail,
03:04:54
he like. Yeah,
03:04:56
I like jail.
03:04:58
Yeah. Booked.
03:05:00
They'll pay it.
03:05:02
Snares months past trial 45 parents press charges.
03:05:07
I got a DUI in college.
03:05:09
This was not my first offense.
03:05:11
You were wrong. I understand, I apologize.
03:05:13
Probably the course of their class now is the damn my reckoning.
03:05:18
Give me my scissors.
03:05:19
They can't even breathe in. I'm trembling.
03:05:21
The joy of.
03:05:22
I got a verdict.
03:05:25
Mama bear don't deserve this.
03:05:27
But you said two years.
03:05:28
Your on your on the bus to Obama.
03:05:31
Take up the chain of a bear cat on his face.
03:05:34
It was crazy sugar.
03:05:36
His has me telling them
03:05:37
they take my picture on chain me they give me my state
03:05:40
and then they tell me to a Roman told me to spread to cheeks.
03:05:43
I was like, like this.
03:05:45
They're like, yeah, break the nuts, break, break my nuts.
03:05:49
Like, hold them up.
03:05:50
Yes, they made me spot it cost standard procedure.
03:05:54
I'm pretty.
03:05:55
After I finished, I had a minute with the guard.
03:05:58
Say to him, sir, I know this is bizarre, but the whole rape
03:06:01
thing, is it, like, real?
03:06:02
Is it actually a dentist? Do you like. Yeah,
03:06:06
I like, yeah.
03:06:08
You like? Yeah.
03:06:09
Isn't it your job to protect me?
03:06:11
Get watching myself go way more like walking to jail.
03:06:14
Oh, shit. It's like hell.
03:06:16
Yeah.
03:06:17
It's just like the movie and screaming and hollering.
03:06:20
I'm like, I said, I'll break your back.
03:06:22
Hispanic.
03:06:23
I asked what that mouth like neo Nazi just smiles.
03:06:26
We get to my cell, try to sell me name Raheem.
03:06:31
But dude, wonder why you.
03:06:33
Then he asked me what I even did.
03:06:35
I explained the whole thing was before me so my nice, totally innocent
03:06:39
like well I did it, but it was an innocent and it's not a big deal.
03:06:43
Now I'm here in trouble,
03:06:44
rather for two years for exposing myself to my whole world.
03:06:47
You a pedophile by himself? I'm not a pedophile.
03:06:49
You just heard the story, I don't care, okay?
03:06:51
You cannot let anyone know this.
03:06:53
Because this.
03:06:54
I got an assault on you, right?
03:06:56
Yeah, baby, let's just make up solutions instead.
03:06:59
Hey, Dan. Here. Hear this? The blacks and the Mexicans.
03:07:01
What about those white supremacists?
03:07:03
They see that you're Jewish. It's evident. It's evident.
03:07:06
But it's like in the Mexicans don't have inherent hatred for you.
03:07:08
You gotta pick one of them for protection. Who?
03:07:11
The blacks are the Mexicans? Yes.
03:07:12
I mean, I guess I got blacks, right?
03:07:14
Blacks. Okay.
03:07:15
I just don't know much about Mexicans here. Like at home.
03:07:18
I would hang out with black over blacks now.
03:07:19
Well, how do they know I'm with blacks?
03:07:21
Like, how do I refer to. What do I say? Blacks.
03:07:24
You won't have to.
03:07:24
I feel like it'd be weird if I said I'm with the blacks.
03:07:27
It's not like, how is it referred to? Don't worry.
03:07:29
I'll make sure that everyone knows you're with us.
03:07:31
3:00. Right?
03:07:32
For pretty solid course. Real good runs.
03:07:34
Watch on the sidelines. Didn't try to run corner for next.
03:07:37
Would be calling for death.
03:07:38
Real good. Black dude.
03:07:39
What is that Mexican guy on the side says hi.
03:07:42
Okay, Rumble.
03:07:43
Now there's a squad.
03:07:44
It's only got four players.
03:07:45
And then the other team, his replacement,
03:07:47
they look around in my heart, started racing.
03:07:49
When guys be lining straight up at David
03:07:51
because they probably think I'm a horrible player.
03:07:53
They're like, I take this white, skinny bitch.
03:07:55
Little did I know I'm a bad motherfucker on the court.
03:07:57
First player hit him with the cross up face.
03:07:59
Next play wide open three. Like what?
03:08:02
The yard. Take a notice.
03:08:03
I take a charge, but they don't even notice.
03:08:05
Don't leave him open. His jumper is poorly.
03:08:07
Pat on the back. I feel like a black death.
03:08:09
That death all the sudden
03:08:11
a Mexican guy walks on the court and says that was not a damn start.
03:08:15
The gang gets in my face, says, you know what he did?
03:08:18
Everyone's frozen in place. You know what he.
03:08:26
Mr. Brady and
03:08:28
Roger Brady and George Gary as above and so below.
03:08:33
They call me so close Brady.
03:08:35
And for sure, we're doing it our way.
03:08:39
We're gonna make it make our dreams come true.
03:08:42
Brady and John show it Brady and draw.
03:08:46
It's their show now Brady.
03:08:48
Draw.
03:08:58
My bad.
03:08:58
Brady and Drew, our show is, brought to you by
03:09:03
the cyclone nut rake.
03:09:05
Oh, I just don't speak in the nuts.
03:09:09
There's the cyclone nut rake, which you can use to gather
03:09:12
your planters nuts or your nuts if you're going into jail.
03:09:15
In your name is Dave, and we have eight.
03:09:18
Well, first of all, it's not the Graham Brady Show.
03:09:20
I'm sorry.
03:09:22
We have a special guest on The Brady and your show.
03:09:24
Please welcome.
03:09:28
Three.
03:09:31
I'm so glad to be here.
03:09:33
I'm actually in.
03:09:34
I've got no, the Gary the Gary inspiration,
03:09:38
the Gary.
03:09:44
Gary and Gary.
03:09:50
So he's on my Mount
03:09:51
Rushmore of Bible figures.
03:09:54
What do you think of the cyclone nut, Rick?
03:09:57
Love the nut. Right.
03:09:59
You think the police could use it better?
03:10:00
I think it's, I think it's pointless.
03:10:03
Oh, it looks very pointless.
03:10:05
Doesn't it look like he gets them all?
03:10:08
How do you pick up your nuts?
03:10:09
Right?
03:10:11
Yeah, I don't, I have to.
03:10:13
No you don't.
03:10:15
Dave does.
03:10:17
I think Dave would appreciate this.
03:10:21
Fucking Dave.
03:10:23
Exactly.
03:10:25
As a man, I would never fuck Dave.
03:10:30
Oh. A
03:10:35
what if what if Dave
03:10:41
was a really hot chick and just had some weird parents that wanted a name?
03:10:44
Dave.
03:10:47
Outdoor.
03:10:50
So for the rest of your life, you could say, like,
03:10:51
I fuck Dave, and everyone would be like,
03:10:54
well, yeah.
03:11:00
We see wonder.
03:11:05
Do you wonder,
03:11:07
do you guys like the.
03:11:09
Yeah. Let's reflect on the show.
03:11:10
I'm not sure I we're fucked up on it.
03:11:13
I just think that I thought
03:11:15
I could select my whole it's not enough of a turn.
03:11:19
It wasn't Christmasy enough.
03:11:21
I don't know who the sponsors means.
03:11:23
Yeah. Okay. Yeah.
03:11:24
You do, you do you.
03:11:26
Now, now you're being changed.
03:11:29
You do the holiday, you know, it's a pagan holiday.
03:11:31
Because between your post up, Carrie's monologue and my video,
03:11:35
even a moron knows what Saturday, you know?
03:11:37
Yeah.
03:11:37
This point, if you've read this far, you know what Saturnalia is.
03:11:41
At least.
03:11:42
With that being said, who cares?
03:11:44
Naked versus a little dancing like
03:11:48
Christmas isn't even the same throughout my 50 odd years of life.
03:11:51
So I imagine over 2000 years the celebration of life sucks.
03:11:56
It's only what to daylight for ten hours.
03:11:59
Six hours? How?
03:12:02
Yeah.
03:12:03
Clear? Yeah, yeah.
03:12:03
Clearly this revolves around the smallest, shortest day of the year, right?
03:12:09
Yeah.
03:12:10
That's what brings people together.
03:12:11
Hey, you realize you been inside the most wonderful harvest
03:12:16
just arises again after three days.
03:12:19
You think they do the high risk maneuvers?
03:12:21
Now, let's make this Easter
03:12:24
three. You just said three is the strongest.
03:12:27
Either or. You said triangle. I'm sorry. Triangle. Yeah.
03:12:30
I wanted to correct you because that I think three is.
03:12:32
But a triangle isn't
03:12:34
because they don't make tires out of triangles.
03:12:36
They make them out of odd, odd number, spokes, but they're usually 5 or 7 even.
03:12:40
Now, do you know where we got the name for the day of the week?
03:12:44
Saturday from Saturn?
03:12:48
Yeah. Same dude.
03:12:50
Oh. Same dude.
03:12:52
Yeah.
03:12:53
Wait, the planet was there before?
03:12:55
I know we named the planet after him, but I don't know why I bring the planet
03:12:59
into it.
03:13:01
Yeah.
03:13:02
It's interesting.
03:13:04
I fall back to my same belief that all this Greek
03:13:07
mythology is just the Marvel Universe of the day.
03:13:10
They were.
03:13:11
Yeah, I've heard the plays that turn into law that some people said, well,
03:13:15
maybe they're so legendary, so mythical that just maybe they were real,
03:13:19
but why would they bother to chisel a worm
03:13:22
into clay and bake the clay and make.
03:13:26
How would that explain their little myths?
03:13:29
I don't know why would why would it be important enough for them to do that?
03:13:33
There's a statue of Barry Sanders.
03:13:35
He just carried a ball in a game and they made a bronze.
03:13:37
Know?
03:13:39
Yeah.
03:13:40
My answer would be because they thought it was important.
03:13:43
Didn't have to be real, but they thought it was made up.
03:13:47
Yeah, it's pretty much it.
03:13:49
Sorry.
03:13:49
I'm making way too much sense today.
03:13:51
I don't mean to say how influential they are.
03:13:55
I would agree with you.
03:13:56
Then we'd both be wrong.
03:13:58
What would be, trauma to your mount?
03:14:00
What would be your Mount Rushmore of things?
03:14:02
They've made famous statues of?
03:14:07
Oh, I would say that would be Mount Rushmore.
03:14:09
Mount Rushmore? Yes. Right.
03:14:11
One of them would be Archer.
03:14:14
That's hilarious.
03:14:16
I've got Venus de Milo.
03:14:19
What about that?
03:14:20
It's a statue without the arms.
03:14:22
Yeah. Is it?
03:14:24
What about the thing?
03:14:25
So I read a thing about that.
03:14:27
When it was created, it had arms.
03:14:31
Okay.
03:14:32
Thanks for being clear about that.
03:14:34
Is that does that change the creative outlook of an amputee?
03:14:38
Yes, absolutely.
03:14:40
It's still a masterpiece work of art.
03:14:47
What are you and some learning.
03:14:50
Aren't they the same thing?
03:14:52
You're a work of art.
03:14:54
I finished mine quite.
03:14:55
Yeah, it's it's, performance art.
03:14:58
Absolutely.
03:14:59
If I get $1 million, if you get put a piece of duct
03:15:01
tape over your mouth, I'll give you $1 million.
03:15:04
And there's a Christmas tree at the top of topical banana joke.
03:15:07
If you know anything about modern art, I don't know anything about banana.
03:15:11
There's a banana duct taped to the wall.
03:15:13
Let's get raking in millions of dollars.
03:15:16
I know my I joke was,
03:15:18
if you put a piece of duct tape over your mouth, I'll give you $1 million.
03:15:21
Nice. I won't shut up.
03:15:24
It's funny, because I can't even afford duct tape.
03:15:28
Okay, this is time to get offensive.
03:15:30
Let's do this. We need to stop the ducks.
03:15:34
I know
03:15:35
without a doubt we must be stopped.
03:15:39
But the ducks
03:15:41
that made duct tape take over everything.
03:15:45
But you take over the world, overthrow world
03:15:48
governments with duct tape.
03:15:51
Yeah.
03:15:51
Obviously duct tape and salt and we're
03:15:56
vinegar chips.
03:15:59
Yeah,
03:16:00
yeah I finish your sandwiches.
03:16:06
You are replacements from
03:16:09
do you want to build a snowman?
03:16:12
Yeah.
03:16:12
There's not enough snow for that.
03:16:15
All over the country.
03:16:17
Where did you get that snow?
03:16:19
Yes. Best tile cast ever.
03:16:22
I say,
03:16:24
as opposed to la la la la la la la la.
03:16:27
Oh, Jesus.
03:16:29
You're over on the la.
03:16:32
What does that mean?
03:16:34
I'll be right back.
03:16:35
I have to go find a new jabber nose.
03:16:38
Play the Christmas stuff you had I o from last year.
03:16:43
Yeah, I forgot about all those. Yes.
03:16:47
Bring it.
03:16:48
Let's get in the Christmas spirit, man,
03:16:51
I love this time of year.
03:16:52
This is my favorite of my family.
03:16:54
Celebrates on Christmas Eve too.
03:16:56
So it's what we do.
03:16:58
That's what real people do. Yeah.
03:17:00
Normal people.
03:17:01
Real.
03:17:01
Saturnalia is December 17th.
03:17:03
I've been celebrating for a while.
03:17:05
Oh, yeah.
03:17:06
Saturnalia Saturday ended at midnight.
03:17:10
Yeah.
03:17:12
Well, have we really?
03:17:14
Then?
03:17:16
I'm sorry. What do you say?
03:17:17
Happy birthday.
03:17:17
I'm happy because I guess kind of sucks.
03:17:21
And I don't understand Kwanzaa, so Saturnalia
03:17:25
is probably the coolest holiday this year.
03:17:28
Kwanzaa is not real.
03:17:30
It's not.
03:17:30
There's nobody that really celebrates that.
03:17:32
That's, oh.
03:17:33
Appeasement. Appeasement.
03:17:35
Holiday.
03:17:37
Oh, okay.
03:17:39
And the guy, the guy is, I want to say a felon.
03:17:43
It's worse than.
03:17:44
It's worse than Dianetics and Scientology.
03:17:47
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
03:17:49
Oh, Ron Hubbard was that,
03:17:52
felon, at least.
03:17:56
Relevant.
03:17:56
Oh, my. Allegedly.
03:17:59
That's victory. Wow.
03:18:03
This is a black, fast.
03:18:06
I was so young.
03:18:10
Oh, handsome.
03:18:15
Right now we can talk over it.
03:18:17
Oh, okay. Let's is better.
03:18:20
You look like Burl Ives.
03:18:22
I know, I know,
03:18:24
I forgot who he's in.
03:18:25
He was frosty.
03:18:26
No, he was a snowman. One of the claymation.
03:18:29
All right.
03:18:32
All of them.
03:18:36
Lisa's age.
03:18:37
Well,
03:18:38
those of you.
03:18:41
But one of those was the topic of.
03:18:48
Sorry with that. Ever.
03:18:49
So we play that episode.
03:18:52
What's the topic next week?
03:18:53
It's just the last show of the year.
03:18:55
Last show, 2024.
03:18:57
Then we're going to have a refresh.
03:18:59
Branding.
03:19:01
Oh, I could give a preview.
03:19:03
It's not really that big a deal, so. But I'm making it.
03:19:05
I want to see it. That's what you do.
03:19:08
You want to know the topic next week?
03:19:11
Yeah. Do you?
03:19:12
I think you do too.
03:19:14
I do nuts.
03:19:18
Is it,
03:19:20
is it nuts?
03:19:22
It can be nuts to wait for the topic.
03:19:24
Yeah.
03:19:27
All right.
03:19:27
That's it.
03:19:28
Is. It.
03:19:32
You know what they call Brazil nuts?
03:19:35
What?
03:19:37
Nigger toes. Wow.
03:19:41
Is that necessary?
03:19:44
That's what they call them.
03:19:50
Those people?
03:19:52
No people.
03:19:54
Just people.
03:19:57
So you're playing.
03:20:00
Look how your eye looks.
03:20:02
Was it just.
03:20:02
I'm not a full head of hair on that video.
03:20:07
Yeah, look at the.
03:20:08
It's a good camera. The lighting is awesome.
03:20:10
Yeah. If something something's different.
03:20:12
Yeah.
03:20:12
I don't have shadows on my face like I do now.
03:20:16
No, I just don't age.
03:20:17
Well, if that's a young me.
03:20:20
Oh, whippersnapper.
03:20:23
40 something years old, getting
03:20:27
oh am in Chicago.
03:20:31
So yeah, no matter what the ghetto.
03:20:35
All right. Go ahead.
03:20:36
Yeah.
03:20:37
If I'm.
03:20:40
One of them. No.
03:20:44
Oh. That's me.
03:20:47
All right.
03:20:48
My God, do you know where your milk and cookies are?
03:20:51
Hey hey I'm Gary, welcome to Fledge Rants live.
03:20:55
Look that awesome internet.
03:20:56
Oh. What's the topic today?
03:20:57
The, the groom.
03:20:59
More of a brother in the old, the Georgia Guidestones.
03:21:04
No, no, no, today it's Maryland.
03:21:08
And for our
03:21:10
poetry reading, the landlord say your rent is late.
03:21:15
He may have to litigate.
03:21:17
Ain't got no cash, ain't got no style.
03:21:20
Ain't got no gal to make you smile.
03:21:22
But don't worry. Be happy.
03:21:25
Because when you think that's unfucking
03:21:29
poor, your face will frown.
03:21:31
And that will bring everybody down.
03:21:34
So don't worry.
03:21:35
Be happy, don't worry. Be happy now,
03:21:40
I'm the jerk that shows up with a smile every day.
03:21:43
And it's annoying.
03:21:44
So this is the first time we get to talk about a topic
03:21:47
that I am an actual expert on.
03:21:52
Now, I've found that even if I don't feel like smiling,
03:21:56
if I take it, if I force a smile on my face.
03:22:01
It's.
03:22:02
It's sorry.
03:22:04
Very soon it becomes real.
03:22:06
And although people help,
03:22:09
it works internally,
03:22:12
but also strangers, when you see their reaction to your smile
03:22:17
will actually cheer you up and make you happy.
03:22:21
I know it's gonna sound like I'm talking
03:22:23
out of both sides of my mouth here for a little bit, but I want to.
03:22:26
Steel man.
03:22:27
Oh, here we are again.
03:22:30
They can't quite make them out.
03:22:33
So it's the video.
03:22:34
Guy, I have a super freaking awesome day, no matter how bad you have it.
03:22:39
Yeah, it's it's pretty.
03:22:40
It's still better than at least half of the population.
03:22:43
Doesn't matter. Oh, 5.3 billion here.
03:22:46
Internet access.
03:22:47
So you are in the top two thirds if you're watching this
03:22:53
now, a lot of what could make you happy.
03:22:57
The obvious proper rest, diet, exercise and flashback.
03:23:01
But I want to get into I want to take a deep dive into this back.
03:23:05
It took me till I was 50 to buy my dream house.
03:23:10
I'm in my barn.
03:23:11
I never thought I would be able to own a barn,
03:23:14
watch reflex time, put in sacrifice.
03:23:16
And certainly I was extremely fortunate.
03:23:20
Lucky, if you want to call it that.
03:23:24
But,
03:23:26
it's important to not live beyond your means.
03:23:31
Marijuana helps me feel amazing every day for some people.
03:23:35
Like hedonism, pleasure seeker.
03:23:37
But those people don't.
03:23:39
Are you wearing a hockey jersey?
03:23:40
Don't, save for the future and sacrifice.
03:23:45
I'm gonna play.
03:23:45
Somebody said, yo.
03:23:47
So just like I said, exactly a year ago, they knew what you were going to do
03:23:51
this year.
03:23:51
That accused of being a nihilist as as
03:23:56
as I claim that.
03:23:58
That's right.
03:23:58
Nothing is, free now.
03:24:01
It's very, you know, everything is predestined.
03:24:03
I am an island. So that would, Oh, you're not.
03:24:06
That would leave.
03:24:07
Nothing matters. It doesn't matter.
03:24:08
Well, that's not true at all.
03:24:10
And what is the moral mind being one and acting like one?
03:24:14
In this world, it matters immensely.
03:24:17
Imaginable amount of suffering.
03:24:19
In fact, the Buddhists call life suffering.
03:24:22
Their word for all is suffering.
03:24:24
And there's, you know, there's pleasure and there's pain.
03:24:28
Without, darkness, we wouldn't know what light is
03:24:33
without evil.
03:24:34
Well, how would we determine what is good?
03:24:37
That's the opposite.
03:24:39
To suggest the opposite.
03:24:43
There it is.
03:24:45
And it truly doesn't matter if we are living.
03:24:50
If we truly have true free will, we're autonomous creatures.
03:24:54
Doing what we want.
03:24:56
We clearly have more opportunities than our ancestors.
03:24:59
It's very obvious to me, even though there's no
03:25:05
key. Pitching is a cage inside a cage.
03:25:08
Inside a cage.
03:25:09
It's a it's a construct with the monetary system that's a house of cards.
03:25:13
And we're basically trapped in all sorts of,
03:25:17
I say a lot of anti-government things, but we do.
03:25:22
We need it.
03:25:22
Here's how people should treat each other.
03:25:25
You should be able to do whatever you want
03:25:28
unless it prevents someone else from doing whatever they want.
03:25:32
And so, when conflicts arise,
03:25:36
that's that's when you have to go see Judge Wapner,
03:25:40
People's Court, that's that's how the government actually does
03:25:44
help us.
03:25:48
Let's go to Christmas
03:25:51
Tivity.
03:25:53
So Matthew and Luke have a new nativity.
03:25:57
Mark and John do not.
03:25:59
These are the accounts of the birth.
03:26:02
Really, of Jesus?
03:26:03
Are are conflicts between Matthew and Luke?
03:26:06
The most notable one is,
03:26:11
after being born in Bethlehem in a manger.
03:26:15
Now, it's.
03:26:16
I'm confused.
03:26:17
What was there?
03:26:17
An ox, a lamb?
03:26:19
Wisemen, shepherds, kings and a drummer boy.
03:26:22
Wise men. Even Gary walked to us.
03:26:24
And can a star lead you to a place on earth?
03:26:28
I don't even don't I don't know about any of that, but the,
03:26:32
the big difference to Matthew and Luke narrative
03:26:35
were,
03:26:37
after he was born in
03:26:39
Bethlehem, which is in Judea, somebody just pop a cork.
03:26:43
They went to Nazareth, which is in Galilee.
03:26:47
Well, now, now this was a purification of 33 days.
03:26:51
Jewish law requires three days.
03:26:53
Purification. Right.
03:26:55
For a woman who gave birth
03:26:58
and the child and, so they stayed in Bethlehem for the 33 days.
03:27:02
We'll call it 40.
03:27:04
It is interesting.
03:27:06
The numbers 33 also corresponds with the number of years
03:27:10
Jesus allegedly supposedly lived.
03:27:14
So legends like
03:27:17
supposedly, allegedly, this holiday was originally Saturnalia.
03:27:22
So happy. Saturnalia heathens
03:27:25
happy Saturnalia.
03:27:27
And then to you.
03:27:29
Oh. Thank you.
03:27:30
I know I've been trying for a year, especially over vacation rights.
03:27:36
The whole family.
03:27:37
Joseph, Mary and Jesus went to Egypt where they stayed
03:27:41
for an undetermined amount of time before you had a very
03:27:47
fuck this sort of espouse that kind of a view where
03:27:50
where you're you're,
03:27:55
I think there was a lip smacking to the lip.
03:27:57
Smack? Yeah. Smack.
03:28:00
I had a lot of the festive merriment.
03:28:03
I seem less than merry, though.
03:28:05
Geez. I was like, this is.
03:28:09
Here's some other ideas for topics.
03:28:10
Entropy, simulacra.
03:28:15
Literal crumb.
03:28:16
How about knives?
03:28:18
Oh, cries, cut copies,
03:28:20
fakes and reality bending itself.
03:28:23
I like nine,
03:28:26
mausoleum networks.
03:28:28
This ongoing life under foot.
03:28:30
Parables, reflection.
03:28:33
Oh, no. That's mirror.
03:28:34
Sorry.
03:28:34
That's mirrors and mirrors would be good.
03:28:38
Not sure how it work.
03:28:40
Hello.
03:28:40
Welcome to Fledge Ranch Live and we aftershow, Brady and Dirk.
03:28:44
So like comment subscribe.
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You can still call us at 586335863726873.
03:28:53
Even hosting
03:28:55
comment like who?
03:28:57
We're here every Monday, 10 p.m.
03:28:59
eastern Monday, 10 p.m. eastern Monday NBA.
03:29:02
Eastern. Eastern.
03:29:04
So here's some other topic ideas.
03:29:08
Yeah, that could
03:29:11
okay.
03:29:12
Thank you. Puzzles.
03:29:15
Oh friction British.
03:29:18
Oh that's the signals.
03:29:21
But listen, I don't think you're paying attention.
03:29:24
Yeah, we did that.
03:29:27
Usually it's pretty. It's pretty good.
03:29:29
I'll say something and test it and you'll be like, no, you did that.
03:29:32
Well, thimble sir is too close to dirt.
03:29:35
I think so
03:29:39
threads. Now, threads would be awesome.
03:29:40
That would be on quite a bit.
03:29:42
That'd be quite a ago.
03:29:44
Yeah.
03:29:45
Oh, yeah.
03:29:46
There's beer. Sounds kind of boring.
03:29:49
Yeah.
03:29:49
Is way better.
03:29:52
Echoes.
03:29:53
Do I like that one?
03:29:54
No repetitions and ghost of sound.
03:29:57
Just like Ghost of Reality.
03:29:58
Just like ghost.
03:29:59
Yeah, they're just like ghost in the afterlife.
03:30:02
I think echoes are huge.
03:30:04
Yeah.
03:30:04
I don't think I like any of those. Actually.
03:30:07
A couple of those.
03:30:07
Oh, really? Yeah.
03:30:09
Tides mask. Oh,
03:30:13
Sleigh bells.
03:30:15
Labyrinth.
03:30:16
Rust.
03:30:18
Oh, yeah.
03:30:19
Oxidization.
03:30:21
Entropy
03:30:23
of hell.
03:30:24
We've done entropy.
03:30:26
No, we haven't some, Weirdo.
03:30:29
The entropy.
03:30:29
We're like, missing the mark.
03:30:32
Well, and it's also the last show of the year.
03:30:36
Oh, and then it's time.
03:30:39
Reflection.
03:30:41
Oh, reflection.
03:30:43
Oh. Should reflect back on the series that
03:30:47
this is the year of Sabrina Carpenter.
03:30:52
I don't think you said that right.
03:30:53
I think he meant to say Sabina has some Pfeiffer.
03:30:57
Oh, yeah.
03:30:58
Has she freeze with you?
03:31:00
Has so how does it feel to be that bottom square?
03:31:03
I like being the bottom square,
03:31:05
but they can't.
03:31:06
Nobody can see you. They can only hear you.
03:31:08
I don't mind that.
03:31:10
I don't I don't want to see.
03:31:12
Oh, I can see me I see, you
03:31:15
see it with the no.
03:31:20
Back to the real nice on the beach.
03:31:23
Did the candles come on down?
03:31:27
I'm playing with something.
03:31:31
In the living.
03:31:36
That's.
03:31:38
Is it.
03:31:40
I do the blocks, so I'm in the bottom. Oh,
03:31:48
Oh. Little.
03:31:54
Silent night.
03:31:56
So you guys can't
03:31:58
go get some square?
03:32:00
Gotta keep on walking.
03:32:02
Yeah, we can go. Wow,
03:32:05
brave doesn't do that kind of shit anymore.
03:32:08
No kidding. Yo,
03:32:11
it's got all kinds of transitions.
03:32:15
What?
03:32:18
Do one.
03:32:19
What?
03:32:20
I'll be right back.
03:32:21
I have to go find a new chapter in the break. So.
03:32:26
Oh, wait, I forgot.
03:32:27
It's not,
03:32:31
It's not the fledge ranch show, so I really shouldn't make fun.
03:32:33
If he leaves.
03:32:35
Can you bless the show for us?
03:32:37
That'd be great.
03:32:41
Grace before me.
03:32:42
Gracious God, we have sinned against thee and are unworthy of mercy.
03:32:46
Pardon our sins
03:32:47
and bless these mercies for our use, and help us to eat and drink to thy glory,
03:32:51
for Christ's sake. Amen.
03:32:54
Have a cup.
03:32:58
The best time the.
03:33:04
I don't know, I don't know.
03:33:08
I give up.
03:33:11
I'm running down here trying to eat lunch.
03:33:14
And I when you walk down,
03:33:17
there you go.
03:33:20
You know I never want you.
03:33:24
Oh, the.
03:33:27
Oh, sorry.
03:33:29
Fuck.
03:33:31
Oh, what
03:33:33
this one is out to say to your girlfriend.
03:33:37
Oh, sorry.
03:33:39
I'm fucking sorry.
03:33:41
Sorry, but was on the tried to phone
03:33:45
sorry stuff leads to try something for the first time.
03:33:48
She likes for what?
03:33:50
I feel better.
03:33:56
For doing this.
03:34:05
See, the way I did that, I put in the middle and then it disappeared.
03:34:07
Poof!
03:34:08
We were one of that.
03:34:11
The jingle bells.
03:34:12
I heard jingle bells.
03:34:14
It wasn't me.
03:34:14
It was by the end of the video.
03:34:16
Yeah, that's what it was. How do you.
03:34:20
Are jingle vol?
03:34:21
Why is it weirdly centered like that?
03:34:24
I like that, so I don't want to hear that you change it however you want.
03:34:27
Do you like that? How about this?
03:34:30
Let's take that.
03:34:31
We did.
03:34:31
We review this a year ago, but let's let's give this a
03:34:34
what is he trying to tell us?
03:34:37
What Santa got.
03:34:40
That's a that's real.
03:34:42
This is there.
03:34:43
Oh my goodness.
03:34:44
Everybody knows who it is.
03:34:46
Yeah. That's so good.
03:34:47
Who is it?
03:34:48
He's he's losing cringe every time.
03:34:53
This is awful.
03:34:55
Is my princess.
03:34:58
This is not good.
03:35:01
Here we go. Here. Oh, you.
03:35:03
So there.
03:35:05
Oh, there we go.
03:35:09
Oh. Getting ready.
03:35:11
Oh, I don't wanna hear you confused.
03:35:16
Everything.
03:35:19
What do you think this is gonna happen?
03:35:20
Guys?
03:35:22
Freezing.
03:35:23
You have her?
03:35:25
Yeah, dude, he's gonna slide down the chimney.
03:35:29
Oh, those dudes stalling.
03:35:33
Oh, Santa.
03:35:34
I don't know, son.
03:35:35
I want an answer. I can't wait for you to come in.
03:35:38
Please don't do this instead of walking all the way down.
03:35:40
Oh, that's all right. Here we go.
03:35:43
Chickens. Fuck! Uncut sucker. Motherfucker.
03:35:46
No, no.
03:35:47
Or shall I go on? Fagot? Saget, Saget Saget.
03:35:50
Wait!
03:35:50
Go! Fagot jabber fagot fagot!
03:35:53
Here we go. Shit! This fucking.
03:35:55
Oh, is that noise?
03:35:57
Shall I go on? Saget?
03:35:59
Saget? Saget.
03:35:59
Favorite way.
03:36:00
Go! Fagot. Jabber fagot fagot!
03:36:03
Don't do it.
03:36:05
No, he's pretty damn.
03:36:09
Oh! Oh, no!
03:36:12
Oh, no!
03:36:15
What? This is.
03:36:18
This is gonna tell what you want for Christmas.
03:36:24
It's usually lager.
03:36:26
I don't know, I know, right?
03:36:27
Yeah. Children at least didn't go up.
03:36:32
All right?
03:36:32
Kids,
03:36:34
come on, you guys make some more noise.
03:36:35
And then this is Santa Claus.
03:36:37
Oh, okay.
03:36:39
Start now and start. Oh.
03:36:48
Yeah.
03:36:50
That's wrong.
03:36:52
Now we're gonna be ever.
03:36:55
You're gonna be.
03:37:05
Okay.
03:37:05
With you down
03:37:07
in the dark on that love
03:37:10
and on.
03:37:11
So know. Oh.
03:37:16
000, no.
03:37:22
I was going for floats like,
03:37:27
okay,
03:37:28
you guys see,
03:37:32
the best way to spread Christmas cheer. Wow.
03:37:36
So all you hear is I can feel the magic.
03:37:42
I can feel over.
03:37:45
See you.
03:37:47
Oh, come over, your friends.
03:37:50
I hope you get down this Christmas.
03:37:54
You're really stuck on that rope.
03:37:58
He's like, let's go to the crack down.
03:38:01
Oh, we did it.
03:38:02
We did it down.
03:38:04
I never this
03:38:07
no terrifying
03:38:10
this Christmas of 69
03:38:15
upside down.
03:38:17
Oh, that's a good idea.
03:38:20
Pop your head symmetrically.
03:38:23
Do you guys know what you guys love?
03:38:25
Your hat.
03:38:27
What are you guys going to ask Santa for Christmas?
03:38:29
Anybody know?
03:38:30
You know?
03:38:31
Wow. The better a better carabiner hook.
03:38:34
Close. Yeah. Love it.
03:38:37
Candy.
03:38:37
Shit.
03:38:40
Marine level rappelling lessons.
03:38:44
Yeah. Oh,
03:38:48
we pretty much everybody cheer on those.
03:38:52
I never see this. Whoa!
03:38:54
Cheer. Mine's nothing.
03:38:55
No wonder
03:38:57
we go to school.
03:39:00
You guys fucking pay for that.
03:39:02
Oh, look at you.
03:39:04
You you.
03:39:08
If you got to see.
03:39:13
Maybe
03:39:13
if you guys came up to me, let me have you.
03:39:19
Your right again. The back here.
03:39:22
Now, guys, you see,
03:39:26
I can't believe they did it again.
03:39:28
And then what are.
03:39:33
Should,
03:39:39
is this your show?
03:39:40
Really?
03:39:40
Gentlemen, this is our.
03:39:44
To be honest, Vlad's rants is going so well lately
03:39:47
that there's really not much left for us to do. Oh.
03:39:50
Oh, there you go.
03:39:51
And the part where we make fun of you is a lot easier to do when you're not.
03:39:55
That's not have to leave by any means.
03:39:58
I'm enjoying.
03:39:59
Oh, no. No, I won't anyway.
03:40:01
In fact, you guys let me know when you're done.
03:40:04
Cultural.
03:40:05
You shut down.
03:40:07
Same thing was he?
03:40:10
Just do that. Die.
03:40:11
You do it. You just walk out.
03:40:14
You can do what the fuck?
03:40:14
He wants this show, it's half his show.
03:40:18
All right, I'll play your show.
03:40:20
The draw.
03:40:21
Go! Given I own 50% of the show, I can't.
03:40:26
There's nothing I can do about him. Money. No water?
03:40:28
No, his.
03:40:29
That's not yours. 5 million.
03:40:31
If I own. If I own 51.
03:40:32
So I. I draw. So
03:40:36
since I own perfectly 50%.
03:40:37
It's not gonna.
03:40:39
You can do what he wants.
03:40:40
All right, let's go to show
03:40:43
it's not girl show.
03:40:47
Did it get any better while I was guys?
03:40:49
Yeah. Yeah. Way better. No.
03:40:51
So I guess so.
03:40:53
Do you masturbate when you watch the show?
03:40:55
When you're not on as well? Yes.
03:40:58
I've messed with your on screen.
03:41:01
You can't see what I'm doing down here again.
03:41:04
I like this is me.
03:41:07
And then like, you can't tell what I'm doing.
03:41:11
Do you always watch the.
03:41:13
Do you always stay awake to the end of the show?
03:41:16
Never have.
03:41:17
I've never seen them.
03:41:19
This is going to be the first time.
03:41:21
I'm not sure.
03:41:23
I'm thinking. What are you doing?
03:41:25
Oh, crap.
03:41:25
I'm obliterated. This is, Kirk Kirkland's.
03:41:30
I'm fresh out.
03:41:32
I'm short of the weather.
03:41:33
I'm going to ask what your plans are for Christmas.
03:41:36
Okay? I'll be here.
03:41:38
20 hours is how I go.
03:41:41
My goal is to streamline the show, work on a playlist with my videos, do better.
03:41:46
I this is my New Year's resolution for next year.
03:41:47
You better do something better.
03:41:51
Do better on everything.
03:41:54
Well, I started by spending a shitload of money.
03:41:55
That was good.
03:41:57
Oh, yeah.
03:41:57
I don't want any record of it over to.
03:42:02
I don't care for tax purposes.
03:42:06
Requires video
03:42:08
that's there.
03:42:11
It's gonna help your case.
03:42:12
Yeah.
03:42:13
Okay. Well, I, I got a new sound drop. See?
03:42:16
What do you sound drops on the radio for our show.
03:42:18
But no, no,
03:42:21
not. Well that's perfect.
03:42:27
Does anybody have family coming in and staying at their house?
03:42:29
I don't know, no. No.
03:42:34
I like it.
03:42:35
We transition since my kids are all the way at college.
03:42:37
When they come home, it's
03:42:38
just the four of us, and that's Christmas Day, so it's great.
03:42:42
I can do as much. It's nice.
03:42:44
It's like, yeah, it's just like you probably good.
03:42:46
We'll we'll probably go to their grandma's on Christmas Day.
03:42:50
Come, Brady, you come.
03:42:52
We won't I'm staying on this on the top.
03:42:55
We won't come
03:42:58
I'm gonna come I don't I remember before I had kids
03:43:01
coming was definitely a part Christmas I enjoyed that yeah.
03:43:05
Not so much anymore.
03:43:09
Some traditions fall by the wayside.
03:43:14
It's sad.
03:43:15
What kind? Honestly,
03:43:17
go in this one time at Van Camp,
03:43:20
I stuck my pussy strong.
03:43:24
That,
03:43:26
I look way this. Fuck yeah. Look.
03:43:28
What is it, ghost?
03:43:29
Look, I'm about to die. Like I got jaundice.
03:43:31
It's your. It's your monitor light.
03:43:33
You're lit up by your monitor light. I'm.
03:43:39
Just me.
03:43:39
I'm not dying here.
03:43:41
We can be in a zombie movie.
03:43:44
Yeah. This.
03:43:45
There. Now, you can barely tell,
03:43:48
like, a little my casting for this is.
03:43:51
It does.
03:43:51
Doesn't help that the shirt has my camera turn in my face,
03:43:55
freaking like red so that that's not helping anything,
03:43:59
usually.
03:43:59
I'm told I have an Italian olive
03:44:02
drab skin complexion, drabs.
03:44:06
Polite way of saying jaundice, I think, but no, it's.
03:44:10
I work inside. I don't look, you look,
03:44:14
think I'm in a fucking good,
03:44:16
Halloween costume.
03:44:21
One potato, two potato,
03:44:25
three potato.
03:44:30
Okay.
03:44:34
I. Yes.
03:44:36
Yeah.
03:44:37
And the show guys, it just ended.
03:44:40
Did you hear?
03:44:40
I don't think we do that, you know, and it.
03:44:44
You guys roll credits.
03:44:47
Sure enough, she got a big go to show account.
03:44:50
Big booty
03:44:53
risk movie cooking to cooking.
03:44:55
I'm in the kitchen, baby. Yams everywhere.
03:44:59
We're not gonna be on the show, but happy birthday.
03:45:01
Happy 40th birthday. Yeah.
03:45:05
Okay. Know
03:45:07
that being gay or anything.
03:45:09
Yeah. George.
03:45:10
George for his birthday in a couple days.
03:45:13
Yeah, I know when your birthday in Washington.
03:45:17
But speaking of tradition, we now have a traditional your birthday song.
03:45:23
Oh, right.
03:45:24
Skirts, skirts, skirts, skirts.
03:45:26
Truth will come
03:45:29
at me. Me.
03:45:31
That was like a better one of the better matchups, too.
03:45:35
Yeah. That's great.
03:45:37
It's our second year doing it.
03:45:44
And they give me what I do.
03:45:46
What do you guys come up with this shit
03:45:49
up in the studio?
03:45:52
Look at them. All right.
03:45:53
I never noticed that before.
03:45:56
Yeah, there was this,
03:46:00
wide open shot.
03:46:01
It should have been all I know.
03:46:02
There's this guy right here.
03:46:05
What do I do about
03:46:08
this?
03:46:12
Is a big, I.
03:46:17
Up up up up up up up up up up up up up
03:46:22
up up up up up up.
03:46:27
It go
03:46:30
hard for.
03:46:31
Let's go.
03:46:36
Glory for it.
03:46:37
First place you went. First place.
03:46:40
What is your is wide for?
03:46:43
It's. That's what I thought you.
03:46:51
Dear.
03:46:51
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck all.
03:46:55
Make flags.
03:46:58
Your dick hole.
03:47:01
A Kermit's laughing his ass off,
03:47:05
dear.
03:47:06
Oh, I still want you still want the fucking wrong way.
03:47:09
That's fine.
03:47:09
I know every time, no matter what I tried to, I even leaned, I tried to help you.
03:47:14
And you still know it's a dear.
03:47:18
But you a foreign, foreign, use the N-word
03:47:23
while commenting about an employee at the hotel we were staying.
03:47:27
And I put the agent to emphasize it's no use that word.
03:47:32
After he said it a second time,
03:47:34
I slapped him and told them that word was black.
03:47:37
Acceptable. Regardless. Let's go. Assault.
03:47:40
Okay, I feel bad about hitting him,
03:47:42
but entirely justified in motive and intent.
03:47:46
I really can't think of another, more effective way of registering
03:47:50
how offended I am in a situation like this.
03:47:54
Should I apologize?
03:47:56
Should I be? Should I be
03:47:59
qualified?
03:48:00
Should I should it be a word crime?
03:48:04
Perry very.
03:48:08
Who says?
03:48:09
Should it be a qualified apology?
03:48:11
Should it be a qualified? Yes.
03:48:13
It was a even mean horrible.
03:48:14
What did he say?
03:48:17
Should it be a qualified apology?
03:48:19
Jesus, I tried to.
03:48:21
What part of that you have trouble with?
03:48:23
I thought you were going to say Jesus fucking Christ, I heard it, okay?
03:48:29
It was implied.
03:48:32
I tried to explain the complex racial history of the U.S..
03:48:36
You cannot have law and order and niggers to.
03:48:40
Right?
03:48:41
What did he say?
03:48:43
But why the word?
03:48:45
Oh, my God will never tell you to form is finally a word.
03:48:50
Nigga, I you know I'm cured of that.
03:48:53
I'm cured. But he said.
03:48:54
But he seemed disinclined.
03:48:59
Well, that was the actual.
03:49:01
Yeah.
03:49:02
What is the right way to react in such a situation?
03:49:06
Oh, signed anonymous in the good Ole U.S of a
03:49:10
oh man, I lost track of what we were talking about, but nah.
03:49:13
Cool story.
03:49:14
How can I be racist?
03:49:16
Oh, how do you not be racist?
03:49:18
What do you do when somebody is over here?
03:49:21
What are your buddies?
03:49:21
It's just like you cannot have law and order and niggers to go watch.
03:49:26
Yeah, I do.
03:49:27
I don't really know how to deal with people.
03:49:29
What do you do that I have no idea.
03:49:31
I have no idea.
03:49:33
Literally no joke when that's actually, I don't joke.
03:49:37
That is bad.
03:49:38
There's a bad way to look at anything.
03:49:41
What?
03:49:42
I have no idea how to deal with it.
03:49:44
That is crazy thinking in case to be stupid.
03:49:48
Dee dee dee dee dee, man. I'm drunk.
03:49:52
How are you guys?
03:49:52
You see, you trying to say that you think stupid. Then?
03:49:56
Oh, well. Oh.
03:49:58
Things happen.
03:49:59
No way to merge animals, man.
03:50:03
And I make them all dumb.
03:50:04
Make them all really stupid.
03:50:08
Okay, you know what they give?
03:50:11
Yeah. So that was super freaking awesome.
03:50:14
Okay, this is for those
03:50:17
who work in the fridge, nigga.
03:50:21
There I am, Gary, there I am.
03:50:23
I put the air on it to emphasize its nigga.
03:50:26
Well yeah,
03:50:28
it's a good idea. Careful.
03:50:30
Yo yo yo, you gotta be careful
03:50:32
who you murder because of,
03:50:37
right? Gary?
03:50:38
I hate it when you do that.
03:50:48
Whoops.
03:50:50
Oops.
03:50:52
Gary,
03:50:55
it's.
03:51:01
He he was way too old to be acting like
03:51:07
anything. He's probably retired. All right.
03:51:09
That's a nice tree, though.
03:51:10
Brutality. Looks like a Chinese dark shirt.
03:51:13
Charlie Brown tree.
03:51:14
This is the Asian.
03:51:17
See, it looks like a Chinese sir.
03:51:21
Come on, bro.
03:51:25
Oh, you guys
03:51:29
busy?
03:51:30
Carried.
03:51:37
Yeah.
03:51:37
It's nice.
03:51:38
First of, going up, going up the escalator.
03:51:42
Next next to the stairs was not a good look.
03:51:45
He. Oh.
03:51:47
People ask. People offered to help.
03:51:49
At least he refused. He had carried himself.
03:51:51
He would never have gone up. But.
03:51:56
No, but he was Jesus.
03:51:57
Like, he's, Yeah, I now you say, does that say Jew?
03:52:02
Let's say Jew.
03:52:05
Oh, oh, oh.
03:52:07
So I know rock beats paper and paper beats.
03:52:13
Did you know that sippy cup beats the glass?
03:52:17
No water. Wow.
03:52:22
They don't know how to put out of fire gifts.
03:52:25
What's fast way to look at the care and precision I got?
03:52:30
No, I got no problems.
03:52:31
I got no problems with that. Right.
03:52:33
Sure. No, really.
03:52:35
You got to.
03:52:35
Come on. Nope.
03:52:36
I have no problems with that.
03:52:38
Do anything. Listen, listen.
03:52:40
Assume that they the dude wings it he like fucking.
03:52:43
It's on my doorbell camera.
03:52:44
He like, throws it like a fucking frisbee.
03:52:46
I don't think it's right.
03:52:48
I don't think chair he was, I know, but to the chair he could assess my theory.
03:52:52
My, my way is you have to assume that every package you get
03:52:55
put on a carrier or courier is to be like that.
03:53:00
So packet packet as such.
03:53:02
Or it's your fault in this day, right?
03:53:04
Yeah. There. All here bubble wrap is fine.
03:53:07
We put in we put in blah blah blah tech at a UPS place.
03:53:11
One of the things Ohio, you know, we were there for like for a month.
03:53:15
You said it.
03:53:16
They treat it like that at every level. Dude.
03:53:19
Right.
03:53:20
Right. Every person like no.
03:53:22
And and they get angry. Yeah. You're not doing anything right.
03:53:25
They get angry at you if it doesn't take the abuse
03:53:27
because you packed it wrong and they bitch and they put it on that, they tag it
03:53:30
and you fucking delayed and fucked and they hate you.
03:53:34
But you're right.
03:53:34
I mean, they should treat it better, but they don't.
03:53:37
So for him to film this like it.
03:53:38
Look, I caught I caught an anomaly. Look at these.
03:53:41
Look at how they're
03:53:41
they're like, dude, you've obviously never seen the inside of a courier,
03:53:46
and I. I'm sorry, I don't know. Fast way.
03:53:48
I'm not familiar with fast.
03:53:49
Have you seen the inside of a courier I have, yes, I have way up courier area.
03:53:53
It's nasty. It's a courier.
03:53:56
The expression go brown.
03:53:58
What can brown do for you?
03:54:01
What can brown do for you? That's even better.
03:54:03
That's that.
03:54:03
Yeah, that's what that means.
03:54:05
We were up in there
03:54:07
and that was funny too. Funny story.
03:54:09
I worked with a guy that was same level as me.
03:54:12
He was my peer.
03:54:13
You know, we were just two installers,
03:54:14
but he wore a freaking three piece suit in these pointed leather shoes every day.
03:54:18
What?
03:54:19
And I was like,
03:54:20
because he he's like, if you dress for, I don't know, he had this weird thing.
03:54:24
Yeah. No no no no, that wasn't it.
03:54:26
It was, it wasn't dress for success.
03:54:28
It was it was a very different I mean, he was
03:54:32
not that it matters at all, but it was a black guy.
03:54:34
And he's like, it's just what we do is what he would say. It's what I.
03:54:37
But then that's what we do.
03:54:38
When we walked around the place,
03:54:40
people would freak out because they thought he was some kind of
03:54:42
inspector or something, or, you know, it wasn't like it.
03:54:44
Seriously.
03:54:45
Work at work, he garnered instant respect.
03:54:49
Correct?
03:54:51
Yeah.
03:54:51
Just like you mean it.
03:54:52
It was weird.
03:54:54
Just like we went to a we went to a Toledo Mud Hens game after,
03:54:59
and he still wore the fucking pinstriped three piece suit.
03:55:03
Wow. Or let's go to a baseball game.
03:55:06
Right. And said the same thing.
03:55:08
And I think that's the only
03:55:09
I think he fucked up a flew from far away or drove from far away.
03:55:12
And the only thing the owner is, the owner shows up.
03:55:16
He shows up in a suit.
03:55:18
Not just it. Yeah.
03:55:20
And if you don't know the owner, you'd think he was the owner, right?
03:55:26
Oh, so that's been there, been there, done that.
03:55:30
Yeah.
03:55:32
Yeah.
03:55:33
You dragging your pussy?
03:55:36
I don't think it was turned on.
03:55:38
Get together with friends and family that
03:55:41
it's always fun.
03:55:42
Oh, oh, come on, that that wasn't heavier.
03:55:47
Hurt.
03:55:49
You're heavier.
03:55:53
So. Boy.
03:55:55
Okay, so they had a small, medium, large tree stand. Oh.
03:55:59
You're fine, you're fine
03:56:04
by all that?
03:56:05
Oh, yes. Smart kid.
03:56:08
Without. Wow.
03:56:09
No sand is going to play back here.
03:56:12
What? Yeah, my other hand.
03:56:15
Having a,
03:56:19
So, I laid it down.
03:56:22
Slippery.
03:56:24
Oh, shit.
03:56:25
I got to wrap presents.
03:56:27
Oh, I did it, I did 12, I wrapped 12 presents.
03:56:31
I don't know why, even though that's exactly how I feel right
03:56:35
now. Why?
03:56:38
I'm scared of.
03:56:41
I want to go touch.
03:56:43
I see my spot.
03:56:46
Yeah. That's a woman. She's not strong.
03:56:48
Oh, by the way, by the way, that says fucking her fagot.
03:56:54
I can't, I can't tell when they when they bleep out an F-word anymore. Now.
03:56:57
All right.
03:57:03
Why. Because he's drunk.
03:57:06
It's pronounced like.
03:57:09
And we're going to see you.
03:57:11
This is at.
03:57:13
Why did they accidentally lock him in
03:57:15
or is he in the in the brig.
03:57:19
Oh. Move move move.
03:57:22
So here is why somebody is not giving Christmas presents.
03:57:27
You're back.
03:57:27
Door's open, you're back.
03:57:29
Door's open, and packages are falling out.
03:57:31
Did he check his zipper?
03:57:35
Hey, your barn door is open.
03:57:38
What if your back door's open?
03:57:41
You fucking homo?
03:57:45
Yeah, that's the first thing he thought.
03:57:47
How does he do?
03:57:48
You remember how he's.
03:57:50
No, I'm a receiver by quarterback.
03:57:55
Must who
03:57:57
pays? Well,
03:57:59
did it all by yourself.
03:58:02
Oh. You're Santa.
03:58:04
Santa,
03:58:07
That's the,
03:58:10
Oh, boy.
03:58:12
Hollywood saw that way.
03:58:14
That might be. Yeah, I watched that movie.
03:58:17
It was good.
03:58:18
So I don't need to appropriate again.
03:58:20
But the black kids saying he tried to make it skinny, but he couldn't help it.
03:58:22
It it came out giant.
03:58:24
Is that what he just said?
03:58:25
Yeah, he tried to make it skinny and white.
03:58:29
Yeah, but
03:58:30
no matter what, it came out, hard and huge. You
03:58:34
Santa Claus is very upset with you on this game.
03:58:39
Oh, my God, y'all fuck!
03:58:43
Hey. What?
03:58:46
Hey. Madeleine's toy.
03:58:47
So I thought you'd like it.
03:58:49
No, you don't know.
03:58:51
I don't know, I get,
03:58:55
All right.
03:58:57
See, now, that was just a test for the dad.
03:58:59
Can you read it?
03:59:02
Nope.
03:59:03
You're going to have to break your balls.
03:59:04
Oh. This one, the recreation of the movie.
03:59:09
You read it?
03:59:10
I remember the.
03:59:12
Hey, this is a real person.
03:59:15
I think what it a dummy is the dummy is the display.
03:59:20
It's a Christmas display.
03:59:22
Recreate the national album.
03:59:25
Just the brigade
03:59:27
Christmas.
03:59:28
You give
03:59:30
good,
03:59:32
good.
03:59:32
You big enough for those kids?
03:59:36
All right. Enough for five bad parents.
03:59:40
Ezra.
03:59:41
Reverse, Smart kid, smart kid.
03:59:44
I love that kid.
03:59:45
That is the right answer.
03:59:46
Fuck your PlayStation.
03:59:48
I can't do shit with that. I can't be creative.
03:59:50
You just want me to turn off my brain, go in an alpha
03:59:52
state and drool playing these stupid fucking pay to play games.
03:59:56
They're going to micropayments me till you make a payment.
03:59:58
You, as the parent, get the kid a PC and he'll fucking rebuild the world.
04:00:04
What pretty you.
04:00:06
He could.
04:00:08
He can't with the fucking post five.
04:00:10
You'll end up being a millionaire, being a drone flier for the military,
04:00:13
and he'll be really good at it.
04:00:15
But that's.
04:00:15
Yeah.
04:00:19
I think he did that on purpose.
04:00:22
Hahahahaha.
04:00:24
Wow, dude, that's going to be hard to get out. Is it
04:00:27
five four propellers locked in.
04:00:29
Oh, we're not going.
04:00:30
Oh, she's right, you're right.
04:00:35
He's shit.
04:00:37
Do we know that was a joke, you know right.
04:00:40
That. Was that in there?
04:00:42
Yeah. Africa.
04:00:43
Oh, please.
04:00:43
There's a much better way.
04:00:44
These next presents appear.
04:00:47
I have seen a sound so funny.
04:00:50
Oh, wow.
04:00:52
Sienna.
04:00:53
Okay.
04:00:55
What?
04:00:56
Oh. Whoa.
04:00:58
Hold on. Were replay, I wasn't ready.
04:01:01
Can you replay that?
04:01:02
Hey. Yeah, yeah.
04:01:04
He's next present something?
04:01:05
Yeah.
04:01:09
Oh, wow.
04:01:11
Sienna. Love.
04:01:12
Okay. This one.
04:01:15
Yeah. Wow. What did he see?
04:01:18
Yeah, it was a shake.
04:01:21
Yeah.
04:01:21
No no, no, that was the switch.
04:01:24
Wait. What? Here? Yeah.
04:01:27
No, the guy said it was the one sitting down.
04:01:29
Isn't that a boy?
04:01:30
Oh, Sienna.
04:01:31
Love. What?
04:01:36
Oh, dude is for you.
04:01:39
My bad, I stand corrected.
04:01:41
Yeah. He's right, she's. Oh, dude, this is.
04:01:44
This is not a good idea.
04:01:46
Turn it off, dude. I'm scared for the child.
04:01:49
This is not going to end well.
04:01:50
Look at who in their right mind thinks that this child is old enough.
04:01:53
Oh, my fucking fist!
04:01:55
He's scarred for life.
04:01:56
Why are you terrified?
04:02:00
I'm scared.
04:02:00
It's supposed to be 72in tall.
04:02:04
Oh, the Rumble bot doesn't know.
04:02:05
It's the aftershave that lights up.
04:02:07
Hey, it's almost Christmas experiences colors.
04:02:10
So did you hear YouTube bumped up their YouTube shorts to three minute minimum?
04:02:14
I mean, maximum, right.
04:02:17
And they're here.
04:02:18
Yeah, the grip is back, which saves me two steps
04:02:22
for building clips because that's that's the 90s.
04:02:25
90s is the default, right?
04:02:28
It smells like it's been stored at a zoo.
04:02:30
I know that's not three minutes, by the way,
04:02:32
but it's under three minutes, so I don't have to change.
04:02:35
All right.
04:02:35
By the by the way. Oh.
04:02:40
Was there a snake in there?
04:02:42
Oh, no.
04:02:43
It was another fucking PlayStation one.
04:02:46
Oh, they just broke something.
04:02:51
They broke it and ruined it.
04:02:52
All right.
04:02:53
No, they.
04:03:06
That's bug man.
04:03:09
Jeff got to.
04:03:13
Cook for most, I don't know, do.
04:03:15
My kids have had some pretty shitty
04:03:17
reactions to gifts when they were really little.
04:03:19
And that we that you learn real quick
04:03:21
because you say, okay, and you take the gift and it's
04:03:25
they learn to appreciate.
04:03:29
Those bread shoes.
04:03:35
It's not really he's not he's not old enough for an iPhone.
04:03:39
Don't. Yeah.
04:03:40
Ever do this again Eliza merry Christmas
04:03:44
I love you always.
04:03:50
Oh my God,
04:03:53
that shit's not cool.
04:03:54
Dude.
04:03:55
That's me no matter what.
04:03:59
That's like a shitty. I don't get it.
04:04:01
I don't get it.
04:04:02
Why is it. Yeah. Like they were.
04:04:05
They didn't. It's not like. I mean, unless they were.
04:04:08
Unless they're being a shit about asking for the iPhone.
04:04:10
I don't understand that prank against your kid or a relative or anybody else's.
04:04:13
That's,
04:04:15
crazy action.
04:04:16
Oh, my.
04:04:19
Oh, yeah, I don't know.
04:04:20
There.
04:04:23
Santa's drunk.
04:04:25
Oh, my God.
04:04:28
Oh, good joke. Santa.
04:04:29
Actually, he just couldn't
04:04:30
see the fucking stairs under his beard right there over his beer.
04:04:34
Under over
04:04:36
three.
04:04:41
I two these are pissing me off.
04:04:44
Yeah, because the kids like it.
04:04:46
Like there's a there's a prank.
04:04:48
But then what's that again?
04:04:51
What's that German word where you actually love it when somebody is right?
04:04:54
Schadenfreude and hammer.
04:04:57
Dude.
04:04:59
Schröder shooting.
04:05:00
He's a bastard.
04:05:01
You don't know how much of, like, these kids can be bastards.
04:05:04
Like, there's no. You're right.
04:05:06
What happens when you.
04:05:06
You know what happens? You taunt and push a bastard over the edge. You.
04:05:09
You created a fucking serial killer or a sick man.
04:05:12
I had it. Hey.
04:05:15
Maybe not.
04:05:15
You teach him not to be a bastard. Maybe they're doing.
04:05:18
You know what? It's not my place. It's the parent of the pier. Right?
04:05:20
The parents know their kids. They should have, but I just don't. I.
04:05:23
I can't see a.
04:05:26
Reason for you to lay down.
04:05:29
It's not going to be a.
04:05:36
Like, dude.
04:05:37
Like, what's wrong?
04:05:39
That's how you get kids to fucking pee in your shampoo and not know it.
04:05:43
Yeah, yeah. These are.
04:05:44
They have the box. They probably bought it perfectly.
04:05:46
Perfectly good behaved kid is going to be so angry that night
04:05:49
that he's going to do something rash because his brain isn't fully developed.
04:05:52
That's too much, man.
04:05:53
That's that's that's torment.
04:05:56
What is he doing?
04:05:58
Is she going to go to going with him?
04:06:00
Oh, my,
04:06:04
Hold on.
04:06:06
Wait, what did we just say? I.
04:06:09
Worked.
04:06:11
Well, you're going to. Oh!
04:06:13
Oh, shit. Bears out. Kids.
04:06:17
You're going to have to learn to go potty.
04:06:18
So I have some room,
04:06:21
tantrums of toys, calling his fights tantrums.
04:06:26
Tantrums are handled easily in my family.
04:06:28
I just said your crying has no effect on me.
04:06:31
Same thing I say to my wife.
04:06:33
Oh, you're special just like everyone else.
04:06:36
No, I just it means they can continue if it makes them feel better.
04:06:39
But, you know, change.
04:06:40
It's not going to change the outcome.
04:06:42
That with me? Wow.
04:06:44
Yeah. Brutal.
04:06:46
All right. Good night guys.
04:06:49
I want to suck your blood.
04:06:52
That's a comment for your light, Barry.
04:06:55
That's how I feel.
04:06:56
Sorry I finally made all my windows, dark.
04:07:00
So that didn't happen.
04:07:04
Yep. We're back to my house with oligarchs epochs.
04:07:11
La la la la la la la la la la me my chicken
04:07:14
I tried Hark the drunken carols salacious I'm bone.
04:07:19
Oh night of pleasure.
04:07:21
Where we take what's told.
04:07:24
Forget the dreary truth.
04:07:25
And solemn vow to let the orgy start.
04:07:28
Wherever proud atheist crowds
04:07:32
stop us.
04:07:32
For the rest of us miscreants.
04:07:36
Keith of Wine, prepare the party for I dress.
04:07:40
Wrap up come ornaments.
04:07:42
All you naughty girls.
04:07:45
It's a Saturday of the West.
04:07:47
Saints and sinners, jingle those bells.
04:07:50
Lewd serenade. FA la la la la.
04:07:53
From your depraved parade. Creeper.
04:07:55
You cock with open legs in this pagan right.
04:07:58
No virtue rests. Are you not impressed?
04:08:01
Festivus. For the rest of us miscreants,
04:08:05
keep the wine.
04:08:07
Prepare the fancy black dress.
04:08:09
Wrap up those ornaments.
04:08:12
All you naughty girls.
04:08:14
It's a Saturnalia where saints and sinners
04:08:19
see those fellows?
04:08:21
A lute serenade.
04:08:22
FA la la la. From your depraved parade.
04:08:25
Great, you ghost with open legs in this pagan right, no virtue rests.
04:08:30
Are you not impressed with
04:08:33
the Christian guilt at the door?
04:08:37
No, church.
04:08:38
Maybe you're just more and more
04:08:41
whiskey and wickedness, a festive haze.
04:08:45
Can we get much higher?
04:08:47
The night belongs to those who savor the blaze.
04:08:50
Are you not entertained?
04:08:51
That's the place for the rest of us miscreants.
04:08:56
Keep the wine.
04:08:57
Prepare the party. Rats!
04:09:00
Whip up those ornaments.
04:09:02
Oh, you naughty girls.
04:09:04
It's just.
04:09:05
I don't need you, y'all West Saints and sinners.
04:09:09
When the
04:09:10
night is done and the sun starts to rise.
04:09:14
We stumble away with spot satisfied eyes.
04:09:18
For the sheer atheist cheerful sound a sacred night
04:09:22
free of virtue and fear.
04:09:25
If I swore, I swear I ain't snitch.
04:09:27
Santa two happy Saturnalia bitch.
04:09:51
I. Never.
04:10:02
Further.
04:10:16
Thank you.
04:10:17
Brother. For.
04:10:36
The. Fun. I.