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Yeah.
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Gary.
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This.
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Hi. I'm Gary.
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Gary. What's the topic today?
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I'm Gary.
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We've got some housekeeping to do.
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Not really.
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I'd like to thank lemon and, draw that.
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We've been duped.
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Sorry, Gary.
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Your mic was muted.
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That's all right. We've been duped.
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That's my.
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This is like Seinfeld. A show about nothing.
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Well, that about wraps it up.
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Comprehensive. Exhaustive.
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Our best podcast ever.
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Good afternoon.
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Welcome to fresh brand fragrance.
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We're not racist.
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Rants live where Fladge Rants Live.
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Welcome.
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I'm Gary.
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Us transition ever.
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Hey I'm Gary.
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Perfect. Abracadabra.
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You're on
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a watch. Pot never boils.
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Time flies when you're having fun.
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Can you see me now?
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I'm fledge.
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I do want to state right off the bat that I'm not comfortable with change.
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Hi. I'm Gary. This is, fly Dragons live.
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Welcome to the Gary activate live.
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Where? Fledge rants live. I'm Gary.
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I say that every time what I.
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I knew that is Rami.
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Oh, I am.
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Okay.
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Who's that handsome guy in the bottom right.
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I'm Gary.
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Welcome to Fledge Rants live cast number 14.
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All right, nobody's frozen.
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Oh, there's two Gary's. That's, the Gary.
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That's what we needed.
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Start this fledgling.
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So, with a dramatic reading.
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I just can't believe all the things people say. Hi.
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Welcome to Flange Rants Live.
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I'm Gary. Hey. There you go.
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Hi, and welcome to Flange Rants Live.
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I'm Gary Brady and draw couldn't make it today.
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They caught, Covid of the balls.
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After the ball was over, Alice took out her glass.
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I put her peg leg in the corner, took a bottle of dye,
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put her teeth in the tumbler, on her wig, on the wall.
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There wasn't much left of Alice after the ball.
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Hi, I'm Gary.
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Welcome to fledge. It's live.
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I mean, I want to tell everybody this is a public service message.
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It is 10 p.m..
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Do you know where your children are?
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Hi I'm Gary, welcome to Fledge Rants Live.
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Hi I'm Gary.
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It's 10:00. Do you know where your parents are?
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Welcome to Flash Crane's live.
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There's Gary.
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I'm here.
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Hi, I'm Gary.
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Welcome to Fledge Rants live.
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The Gary.
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I want to suck your blood.
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Hi I'm Gary.
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Welcome to fledge and live.
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Merry Christmas motherfucker.
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Wow. Look, the real topic.
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Kismet. Why? Thank you.
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This is a kiss.
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Kismet.
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Also known as.
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Yeah, we're doing a kiss
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cover some Detroit rock city.
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When they met.
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Sorry. I just came up with that.
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Yeah.
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Keep coming up with them.
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We started the the open with, like, six different jokes.
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But, let's get right into it.
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Hi, I'm Gary, welcome to Fledge Rants live.
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Hi, I'm Gary.
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Welcome to fledge rants live.
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Hi I'm Gary.
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Welcome to fledge rants live.
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Hi I'm Gary.
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Welcome to fledge rants live.
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You're good.
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Hi I'm Gary.
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Welcome to Fledge rants live.
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What time is it?
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Yeah.
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I've never heard that whole song before.
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Hey! Welcome.
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Wedge rants live.
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Holy crap, that was a Rocky start.
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This is for Gary.
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This is by far my favorite.
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Fast.
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You guys.
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The Gary.
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I tried to change the lighting and,
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the light bulb came apart.
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The Gary,
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Gary.
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Oh, yeah.
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Potato.
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I don't know why I think that's so funny.
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You were right, I was wrong, I apologize.
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Go echoing that.
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Wasn't I supposed to hear a song?
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Oh, no kidding.
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I am Gary.
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Welcome to Fledge Rants live.
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It's 10:00.
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Do you know where your milk and cookies are?
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Hi, I'm Gary.
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Welcome to Fledge Rants Live.
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The time is now 1018.
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Do you know where your calendar is? Hi.
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I'm Gary.
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Happy new year and welcome to the New year.
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Oh, I, I think we're live, in an old Ford.
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Do you know where my producer is?
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Hi, I'm Gary.
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Welcome to fledge. It's live.
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It's 10:00.
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Do you know what your frequency is?
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Hi, I'm Gary.
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Welcome to fly Dragons live.
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It is 10:00.
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Do you know what your subjective reality is?
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Hi, I'm Gary.
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Go, Lions and welcome to fly Dragons.
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Live lions.
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Hey, it is quarter after ten.
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Do you know where your surplus is?
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Are. Hi, I'm Gary, and welcome to Flat Dragons live and PM.
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Do you
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know what I'm supposed to say right now?
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Hi, I'm Gary.
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Welcome to flatter.
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It's live. It's now 10:00.
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Do you know if you're winning your arguments because you're right,
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or because you're better at articulating your thoughts than your opponent?
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Hi. I'm Gary. Welcome to Flash Rants Live.
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He says barely.
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Our time is now 1002.
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Do you know where you're headed?
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Yeah. Hi, I'm Gary.
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Welcome to Flat Rates Live.
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The time is now 10 p.m..
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Do you know what's in your soil?
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Hi, I'm Gary, and welcome to pleasure in this live.
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Well. Good luck.
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It is now 10 p.m..
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Do you know where your pants are?
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Or better yet.
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Hey, do you know who wears the pants in your family?
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Hell, yeah. Hi, I'm Gary.
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Welcome to Flash Ranch live.
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Time is now 10 p.m..
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Do you know where your peeps are?
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That's a shout out to marshmallow candy for Easter.
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Hi, I'm Gary. Welcome to Flash Ranch Live.
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Where are you? With the complete question.
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And it's time to score a 57 yard field goal.
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Hop on up 2428.
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Shenanigans!
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What the dog doing?
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Hello?
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Oh. The time is now 10:03 p.m..
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Do you know where your are?
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Hi, I'm Gary, welcome to flat drain slide.
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But the choices
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I am Jerry welcome the pleasure and slide.
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Happy April fool's day.
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The time is now 1002.
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Do you know where your fools are?
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Hi, I'm Gary, and welcome to Fledge Rants Live.
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The time is now 1003.
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Do you know where your local celestial bodies are aligned?
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Hi I'm Gary.
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Welcome to Fledge Rants Live.
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The time is now 10:08 p.m..
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Do you know where all the giants went?
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Hi, I'm Gary. Welcome to Fledge Rants Live.
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The time is now 1008.
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Do you know where nowhere is?
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Hi, I'm Gary. Welcome to fly Dragons live.
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Hey. You're good.
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Don't wait for the sound to delay.
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In what sense?
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Your life.
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You're just sitting there staring at the camera.
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No kidding. Look, one.
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Well, the time is now. Ten. 12.
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My birthday.
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Do you know what gives you the best chances?
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You were just waiting to say that.
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Even if it's wrong. Hi, I'm Gary.
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Welcome to fly Dragons live.
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Usually when the music stops is when you start talking.
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I wish there was some sort of cue for that.
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Hi, I'm Gary.
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Welcome to Fly Dragons Live.
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The time is actually now 1004.
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Do you know what causes your favorite natural phenomenon?
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Today we're talking about.
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I wanted to praise my producers for doing such a fabulous job.
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And, And I know I should pay attention to the producer
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and. Everything.
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So, you know what your producer's been saying
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is fix your fucking cell phone signal out there and where you live.
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Can we say the city where you live?
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The time is now. 1003.
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Do you know where your emergency signal flares are?
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Hi, I'm Gary.
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Welcome to Flange Ranch live oh two.
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Do you know the fundamental nature of ultimate reality?
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Hi, I'm Gary, and welcome to Flange Rants Live number 53.
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To start the second year of podcasts strong,
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we're going with metaphysics.
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Time is now 1001.
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Could you strip your life down to just what it is that you need?
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Hi I'm Gary.
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Welcome to Fledge Rants Live
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now. 1002.
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Do you know where your brutal honesty is getting you?
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Hi I'm Gary. Welcome to Flange Rants live.
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Time is now 1002.
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Do you know what your true colors are?
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Hi I'm Gary, welcome to Fledge Rants live and go.
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The time is now 1002.
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Do you know who is colluding against you?
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Hi, I'm Gary Wells, live.
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The time is now 1003.
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Do you know what has happened to your republic?
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I like to run.
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I am Gary.
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Welcome to Fledge Rants live.
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The time is now 10:01 p.m..
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Do you know where your evil twin is?
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Hi, I'm Gary, and welcome to Flat Dragons Live.
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I. The time is now.
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1003.
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Do you know what causes there things in your life
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fucked up on tonight's show?
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I am very welcome.
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Fly dragons live.
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The time is now.
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1001.
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Do you know how many times your cells can regenerate?
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Hi, I'm Gary, and welcome to Flat Dragons Live.
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Infinite time is now 1001.
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Do you know what your legacy will be?
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Hi, my name is Gary and welcome to Fly Dragons Live.
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The time is now.
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10:01 p.m..
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Do you know if the conclusions
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you are reaching are fallacious?
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Hi, I'm Gary.
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Welcome to fly Dragons live lip smacking.
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Today, the topic
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is now 1002.
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Do you know if what you're saying is being left open for misinterpretation?
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Hi, I'm Gary.
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Welcome to flat Dragons live.
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Today the topic is ambiguity because my producer can't pronounce it.
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And computer.
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The time is now.
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10:01 p.m..
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Does your knowledge of the natural sciences
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inform your knowledge of the humanities?
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Hi I'm Gary.
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Welcome to For Legends Live.
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The time is now 10:01 p.m..
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Do you know if your polygons are tessellated?
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Hi, I'm Gary, and welcome to Flat Dragons Live
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for 4 p.m..
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Do you know if there's enough time before anybody gets home to whip up a batch?
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Hi, I'm Gerry, welcome to Flash Rants Live.
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You're probably wondering why I'm naked.
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The time is now.
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10:01 p.m..
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What did he say?
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Hamster wheel. You are.
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And does it really matter?
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Hi, I'm Gerry, and welcome to Fledge Dragons Live today.
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The time is now.
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1005 now. Do you?
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Can you tell the difference
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between what you're doing being out of the kindness of your heart,
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or doing the same thing to get something in return?
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Hi, I'm Gerry and welcome to Flat Rants Live.
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The time is now 10:03 p.m..
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Do you know when your holy scriptures are translated?
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Hi, I'm Gary and welcome to Fledge Rants Live.
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The time is now 10:01 p.m..
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Do you know who pulls your strings?
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Hi, I'm Gary and welcome to Fledge Rants Live.
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The time is now 10:01 p.m..
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Do you know where you lost your virginity?
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It's always been the last place you look.
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Hi, I'm Gary and welcome to Fledge Rants Live.
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The time is now 1017.
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Do you know where your kid is?
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Hi, I'm Gary and welcome to Fledge Rants Live.
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The time is now 10:01 a.m..
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Do you know where your benefactors are?
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Hi, I'm Gary.
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Welcome to Fledge Rants Live today.
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Topic is symbiosis.
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The time is now 10:01 p.m..
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Do you know where your alphabet came from?
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Hi, I'm Gary and welcome to Fledge Rants Live.
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The time is now 10:01 p.m..
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Do you know where your water is going?
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Hi, I'm Gary and welcome to Fledge Rants Live.
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The time is now 10:01 p.m..
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Do you know what your lucky numbers are?
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Hi, I'm Gary and welcome to Fledge Rants Live.
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The time is now 10:01 p.m..
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Do you know where your life is headed?
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Hi I'm Gary. Welcome to Fledge Rants Live.
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The time is now 10:01 p.m..
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Do you know,
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will you ever wonder what happened to your favorite metal bands?
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Hi, I'm Gary and welcome to Flange Rants Live.
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The time is now 10:01 p.m..
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Do you know
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of all the things you believe?
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Which ones are true?
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Hi, I'm Gary and welcome to Fledge
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Rants Live.
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The time is now 3 p.m..
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Do you ever wonder what happened to your complete set of elf pogs?
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Hi, I'm Gary and welcome to Fledge Rants Live.
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The time is now 10:06 p.m..
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You know where your priorities are.
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Hi I'm Gary and welcome to Flasher and Slide.
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I mean,
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the time is now 10:01 p.m..
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Do you know where your traditions came from?
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Hi, I'm Gary, and welcome to Fledge Rants Live.
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The time is now 10:20 p.m..
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Do you know where Dave is?
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Hi, I'm Dave and welcome to Fledge Rants Live.
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When I brought this to Fledge Rants
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legal team, they advised me not to do it.
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And,
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They had me at don't
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add too.
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There's a guy at work.
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We were good friends.
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So I thought a couple weeks ago
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he started giving me the silent treatment, inexplicably.
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So I mentioned it on the fledge cast, and,
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and, the short came out the in the following days, and,
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he caught wind of it that I was talking about him.
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And after a,
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A command,
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that I, keep his name out of my mouth.
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This is how I treat every ultimatum.
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Today the topic is Dave, which means
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beloved or uncle in, Hebrew.
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It comes from the Hebrew name, David spelled David.
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It also means protector, strength or leadership.
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Do you?
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Does anybody out there know of a David that doesn't fit these descriptions?
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Because I'm certainly talking about one that doesn't fit any of these words. And,
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recently he's been Dave
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in my life has been demoted to
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dog blanket.
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And let me explain what I mean by this.
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I still wash the dog blankets.
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They just don't get fabric softener.
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So Dave doesn't deserve a podcast.
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Like if, I mean, I would be honored if there was a podcast named after me,
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I would that would oh wait, that's what this is.
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So, I
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just I jotted down, but just from memory,
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a, this isn't a complete,
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conclusive list of all the days that have ever been or.
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But this is, ones that rank more important than the one
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I was just talking about.
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Let's, just go through a few of these,
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we've got a lot to get through today, so I might.
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I might go kind of quick here.
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David Montgomery,
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the, half of the the running back
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core of your Detroit Lions, little Dickie,
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David Hasselhoff, Knight Rider, Baywatch.
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Need I say more?
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Dave Chappelle, David Lee Roth,
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David Carradine when we're kung fu.
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Carrying the boots over shoulder.
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Walking barefoot through the sand through the desert.
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You know, grasshopper, if you can steal the pebble from my hand.
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Dave Grohl,
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David Spade, David Letterman, David Bowie,
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David that David Attenborough,
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David the first of Scotland.
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Now, he wrote rule for the first,
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half of the century, the 11th century A.D..
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So that was a long reign.
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Okay.
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So that that there that was not even the most famous King David,
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because obviously King David,
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David and Goliath,
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We'll get back to that.
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David Jones, David Jones, Lockhart, Davy Crockett,
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Famous Dave's Dave Thomas,
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David Copperfield, the novel by Charles Dickens, not the magician, David
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Copperfield, the magician David Gilmore, Dave Matthews, David Duke company.
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Yeah.
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And from our wrestling division, Davey boy Smith, David boy
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Smith, junior, Dave Bautista, David Finlay,
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David Coulier, David Hume,
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Lavonte David, stand standout
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linebacker for the last two decades
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David Beckham, David Schwimmer, David Tennant, David Cross, David Dallas,
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David Lynch, David Fincher,
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David Boreanaz,
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David Cronenberg, David Hyde Pierce,
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David Morris, Dave Mustaine, David Blaine, David Blair,
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David S Goyer, David Cassidy,
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Larry David,
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Keith.
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David, David Arquette, Dave Franco,
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Dave Foley, Dave Navarro.
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I would be remiss if I didn't mention David Eick.
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He was, the conspiracy theorist to
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push for the shapeshifting lizard people running the world.
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That's, a little.
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I could do a little, you ask me.
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There's also a river in Wales named the David River.
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Now, in in the United States,
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over 1% of all males are named Dave or David.
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And, in the world,
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in the English speaking world, it's over half of a percent.
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So it's a very popular name.
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I think it came up 32nd most popular name.
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And the English speaking world.
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But,
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the Dave that didn't want me to talk about him.
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Here's the thing.
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You can pick a fight with me. That's fine.
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That's cool, that's great.
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I like a challenge,
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but here's how I feel about this challenge.
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You've heard the phrase taking a knife to a gunfight.
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He's got a spoon, and I've got a nuclear arsenal.
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This is how it goes.
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Up, up up up up up up up.
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So, so we're gonna
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we're gonna talk about a couple of these other Davids.
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Like, I said I was gonna circle back and come back to King David from the Bible.
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Now, he was the second king of Israel.
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First king was Saul.
00:23:53
The next king was his son Solomon.
00:23:57
And, great story straight out of the Bible.
00:24:02
Dude wanted his mom and he was,
00:24:06
married to Uriah,
00:24:09
a, loyal soldier of his.
00:24:13
And so he sent the loyal soldier
00:24:16
to the frontlines to die so that he could take his wife.
00:24:21
And, they had a son, but God
00:24:24
punish them for adultery.
00:24:27
And, the, the kid got sick.
00:24:29
Then the baby died.
00:24:31
Their next son was Solomon. King Solomon.
00:24:35
So that's that's the King David story.
00:24:38
And, wasn't that a great montage?
00:24:41
Thank you, Dave, for putting that together.
00:24:45
Roll the clip, Dave.
00:24:47
He, Boo
00:24:50
boo boo boo.
00:24:54
He who?
00:24:57
Boo boo.
00:25:01
I found you buried in Jesus
00:25:03
and motherless whispered secrets I had prayers.
00:25:07
You keep the form small.
00:25:09
Just had to be mine I know I keep you on my mind all the time.
00:25:13
Every word on the podcast.
00:25:16
I'm Luke, like, Or there's another to be very controversial.
00:25:20
You could shut the fuck up kinds of hyperbole.
00:25:24
You know, it's tough for lies, buttholes, creeps and kismet.
00:25:29
You're the paradox I've learned to forget.
00:25:32
Yet, though I do take note of how you casually mention that weird Spock.
00:25:37
Very interesting.
00:25:39
Like like like such as everything about you.
00:25:42
I've been watching you.
00:25:43
Oh, no. Not like that.
00:25:46
I'm just watching the fly trade show, you know,
00:25:50
every episode, every little thing you see just tuning in.
00:25:54
Every single week.
00:25:55
Really. It's just the fly twitch show.
00:25:59
Nothing weird, I swear. Before.
00:26:01
Hey, I didn't notice you didn't finish that one finger.
00:26:05
Please, please, please,
00:26:07
can you see me?
00:26:08
Oasis of heartbeats flow.
00:26:11
Runes on your lips.
00:26:12
Can't let you go.
00:26:14
Numbers align.
00:26:15
Oh, I see the sudden metal in your veins.
00:26:19
Love safest.
00:26:20
But sometimes I wonder if you notice the small things.
00:26:23
Like how I always seem to know exactly when you're on Monday, 10 p.m.
00:26:28
eastern. Why not stranger?
00:26:31
Because
00:26:32
that is really bizarre and signals I'm off.
00:26:35
You tell you, Castle, leave my mind with every detail.
00:26:39
You're appreciative of my sucking your night with you.
00:26:43
Every paradox feels just right.
00:26:46
If you thought I was paying attention.
00:26:48
Well, I remember the exact time you mention that.
00:26:52
I've been thinking about it nonstop.
00:26:55
I've been watching you.
00:26:57
Oh, no, not like that.
00:26:59
I'm just watching the fly trends show.
00:27:02
You know, every episode, every little thing you see just tuning you
00:27:07
every single week.
00:27:09
Really. It's just the fly trap show.
00:27:12
Nothing weird. I swear.
00:27:13
Before I, you know, I didn't notice you didn't finish that one time.
00:27:19
Oh. The clip.
00:27:20
It's a conspiracy.
00:27:23
How I know you. So
00:27:25
try and chance tickets.
00:27:27
Perfect storm.
00:27:28
A fair chance to force a set.
00:27:31
You watching so I know what you're thinking.
00:27:33
Don't ask.
00:27:34
Oh, speaking of faults, that one you had about your favorite place.
00:27:38
I'll be there on Monday, 10 p.m.
00:27:40
eastern, just in case you feel like running into me.
00:27:44
You coming to me? Like.
00:27:45
Such as?
00:27:46
You know. Right? I'm gonna be your chicken.
00:27:49
So here's today.
00:27:51
Our next grand scheme.
00:27:53
A topical wonder, Eric blaster
00:27:56
supreme thinking up to Dave.
00:27:59
The journey.
00:28:00
So to be every topic
00:28:03
you write is so much fun to you and me.
00:28:07
Next time, maybe we can.
00:28:08
I know the perfect spot.
00:28:10
Just a block from your place.
00:28:12
You know I love. Okay, go
00:28:14
I ask for the kids being Sabrina.
00:28:16
Such ask after show sucks ass.
00:28:19
I miss the way cocoon might stay totally casual.
00:28:22
I believe I'm a puppet, so blow.
00:28:26
Oh, you go so blow.
00:28:29
Believe so as above, so below.
00:28:32
Amen.
00:28:33
Roll the clip.
00:28:36
Beautiful.
00:28:37
That's nice.
00:28:38
Brady.
00:28:48
Don't be like Dave.
00:28:52
There was another.
00:28:52
Don't you like Dave?
00:28:53
I think it was, guy forgot to or didn't invest in in health insurance.
00:28:58
So his family was stuck with the, the bill, but,
00:29:01
they actually, this is Dave at the bus.
00:29:05
This is the.
00:29:08
At work.
00:29:09
At the park?
00:29:11
Oh, yeah, at the GOP.
00:29:12
Like Dave, Dave can't do much of anything because he's always tired.
00:29:17
And when he gets tired, he sleeps everywhere.
00:29:20
And when he sleeps, he snores, like, really snores.
00:29:26
He snores so loud that it.
00:29:28
Oh, CPAp.
00:29:30
It ruined his relationship.
00:29:33
It ruined his life.
00:29:35
You'll never leave me, right? But.
00:29:45
You know
00:29:47
I'm not.
00:29:48
I'm not.
00:30:01
Dave, do you have sleep apnea?
00:30:03
I don't have that.
00:30:05
Don't be in
00:30:07
the CPAp store.
00:30:08
Get tested.
00:30:12
Nice.
00:30:12
Drawer. Actually made a good suggestion.
00:30:16
A guy named Dave was at work one day in his.
00:30:19
And he told his boss, I know everybody.
00:30:21
Yeah, just go ahead.
00:30:23
Go pick anybody, and I'll. I can prove it.
00:30:25
Is it okay? Tom cruise.
00:30:26
So they flew out to Hollywood and,
00:30:29
Oh, by the way, this must have been during the Obama administration, because,
00:30:34
after they went to Tom Cruise's house and knocked on the door,
00:30:37
Tom cruise said, hey, Dave, let's come inside and have a beer.
00:30:40
He's like, okay, that might have just been a coincidence.
00:30:42
Maybe you just know Tom cruise.
00:30:44
And that was just a lucky, lucky shot in the dark.
00:30:48
So, let's let's go big time. Go.
00:30:50
Barack Obama. Okay. Let's.
00:30:53
They flew to Washington, DC, and they took the tour of the white House.
00:30:57
Barack Obama saw Dave and said, hey, Dave, I've got to go to a meeting,
00:31:01
but why don't you come over and we'll have a beer on the way?
00:31:04
He's here. Man.
00:31:06
And so, they said, okay, the third and final try,
00:31:11
I, I got to be sure about this.
00:31:14
So Pope Francis.
00:31:16
All right, let's fly to the Vatican.
00:31:18
So they flew to the Vatican and, in the crowd of people
00:31:21
in front of the, where the wherever the hell the pope lives,
00:31:25
there was just such a big crowd.
00:31:29
They said, man, he's he's never going to be able to pick me out of this crowd.
00:31:33
Tell you what.
00:31:34
You stay here and I'll go in and I'll walk out on the balcony with him
00:31:38
so you can see me.
00:31:40
And so they walked in the Pope,
00:31:43
and they walked out on the balcony and waving everybody.
00:31:46
And so when, Dave comes back out to where his boss was,
00:31:49
the paramedics were working on him.
00:31:50
He had a heart attack, and he goes, boss, what happened?
00:31:53
He said that was the straw that broke the camel's back.
00:31:57
The guy next to me said, who's that guy
00:31:59
next to Dave on the balcony?
00:32:04
Is that the angel or did you add an extra segment to it?
00:32:07
Also, I
00:32:08
like how you were able to update the Pope but not update the president on the fly.
00:32:12
Quite interesting.
00:32:13
Yeah, I, I had to cover for the alleged.
00:32:18
Yeah, I yeah, I wasn't going to go Trump because I knew you'd go Trump
00:32:21
full Trump boys should have been Carter.
00:32:23
You could have just said go, go. Davis.
00:32:26
The president's former president, Dave Carter, died at the ripe old age of 100.
00:32:34
Is that breaking news?
00:32:35
It's really recent.
00:32:43
Breaking news.
00:32:44
Just this just in.
00:32:45
The first president of the United States was Dave Washington.
00:32:51
I thought you were going to say Jimmy Carter died.
00:32:53
Silly me.
00:32:54
Jimmy Carter died.
00:32:56
Jimmy Carter died.
00:32:57
But that's been all over the.
00:33:04
It's just in,
00:33:04
the Lions are playing Monday Night Football right now, so.
00:33:07
Fuck is Jimmy Carter?
00:33:09
He's not for.
00:33:10
Still doesn't know for George.
00:33:12
He's not a Dave also.
00:33:14
Yeah, it doesn't even count.
00:33:16
You're not a Dave.
00:33:17
You're not. You're not part of this one of your monologue really quick.
00:33:20
Oh. Dave Lynch.
00:33:21
We're not allowed to say that word anymore.
00:33:24
A lot of those were not Dave's.
00:33:25
A lot of them were Davids.
00:33:27
David's short for David.
00:33:30
What's the difference? Carradine.
00:33:31
You mentioned David Carradine was famous for some kind of western something,
00:33:35
kung fu.
00:33:36
I don't know him for that.
00:33:37
I know it for something else. That he's famous. Kill Bill?
00:33:40
No, no.
00:33:41
Do you know him?
00:33:44
Yeah.
00:33:44
I don't know, RFK.
00:33:45
No. Okay.
00:33:48
I'm strangling myself.
00:33:50
I do sell, like, RFK a lot when I do that.
00:33:52
And then I release, I'm on the wrong page.
00:33:57
I'm gonna.
00:33:57
I'm gonna.
00:33:58
Nice.
00:33:59
I'm going to come.
00:34:02
Is he known for that?
00:34:04
Yeah.
00:34:04
That's what I know him from.
00:34:07
What do you guys know?
00:34:07
But, you know, the phone lines.
00:34:11
Does anybody have a Dave that they know or the Dave that I know?
00:34:16
The phone number is 5863 Rand three.
00:34:20
I'm not sure if it's going to work. But try it.
00:34:23
It was a call.
00:34:24
I saw one comment.
00:34:25
It was Gary,
00:34:29
I don't know, you want me to call
00:34:32
Dave?
00:34:35
That was
00:34:36
such a good, like, year end wrap up.
00:34:39
That was every time I said the the the date.
00:34:42
It was the time in the end.
00:34:46
Hi I'm Gary and welcome to flattery.
00:34:48
It's slide but I, I screwed up the flattery.
00:34:50
It's live so many times and so many notice.
00:34:53
Did you notice that the better and more refined and you know
00:34:56
like more experienced you became the worse and more boring and less entertaining.
00:35:00
It became? No.
00:35:03
You didn't notice? No, I didn't.
00:35:04
It was the beginning was awesome.
00:35:06
And then and then there was this lull. That was when you nailed it.
00:35:09
Every time you see what I.
00:35:11
You see where I'm going with this?
00:35:13
No, no, spell it out.
00:35:16
Is a crayon.
00:35:19
I have no friends.
00:35:21
Nor the pencils.
00:35:22
No, man. It's me. Dave.
00:35:24
I can speak for both Dave and I.
00:35:27
Well, you were going to play a Dave thing, weren't you?
00:35:30
I hope so, others
00:35:31
one do and wipe your butt with all our Beanie Babies
00:35:36
with me.
00:35:37
Give me bread. Who can we watch this?
00:35:40
How the hell?
00:35:40
Yeah, I'm trying to reload to bread.
00:35:42
You had the Fuzzy's little arms.
00:35:45
Remember this
00:35:47
fleece? As Kenneth would say, dolphin.
00:35:49
That five five
00:35:51
eat Delta. What?
00:35:52
Dolphin dive high five. Come on. Of course I don't.
00:35:55
I think you got the wrong.
00:35:56
You can't make this force to take your arms and stroke my face against them.
00:36:00
You know, late into the hours of the night.
00:36:02
They were so fuzzy.
00:36:03
Dude, I wish I knew, you know.
00:36:05
Oh, it's bread. Brett.
00:36:07
Is that Tim Wall red bread?
00:36:09
Dolson. Bill. No. State.
00:36:11
No. Also that I porpoise.
00:36:15
On purpose.
00:36:16
So hold on a second.
00:36:17
So for the record, this guy
00:36:20
had a fake cannon made up
00:36:23
called dolphin something.
00:36:24
I can't rewind this either.
00:36:26
Unfortunately, just for the porpoise joke, I love it.
00:36:30
That's not a porpoise.
00:36:33
That's kneecaps.
00:36:34
By the way, I said it twice in case
00:36:36
we ought to cut those bad boys off and put them up on display.
00:36:40
I got a mental dude.
00:36:41
You got you.
00:36:43
You're. Try the dolphin, though.
00:36:44
Maybe it'll bring some bills up.
00:36:46
It is dolphin.
00:36:47
It's dolphin. No.
00:36:50
Hey, Phil, wishing the well.
00:36:52
Don't ask me.
00:36:53
I'll never tell hello to you as it so.
00:36:56
And now you're in my way.
00:36:58
I trade my soul for a kiss.
00:37:00
Pennies and dimes for a wish I wasn't looking for this.
00:37:03
But now you're in my way. You got a good voice I'm dead.
00:37:06
By the way, I know you don't shave my cave and call me Dave.
00:37:11
Yeah.
00:37:14
I know you mean.
00:37:15
What song was that?
00:37:17
I have no idea. But it's in my head.
00:37:19
It's in my head.
00:37:21
Well, According to ABC news, June 4th, 2009, Doctor
00:37:25
David Carradine was found dead in the closet of a Bangkok hotel room
00:37:28
Thursday with a cord wrapped around his neck and genitals,
00:37:30
leading Thai police to suspect his death was not a suicide,
00:37:33
but an accident resulting from dangerous sex practices.
00:37:36
This would be known as auto asphyxiation.
00:37:40
Erotic.
00:37:41
What is autoerotic?
00:37:44
Carradine 72.
00:37:45
He's getting on at 72.
00:37:46
Best known for his role in the 1970s television drama I hung myself,
00:37:50
with a belt and had one wrapped around my genitals when I was back off.
00:37:55
That's what I know him from, I don't know, may I ask a question or something?
00:37:58
The stupid thing that's so I can see me was the belt he hung him with.
00:38:02
Was the belt that he hung himself with or asphyxiated himself with?
00:38:06
Was that his black belt I could have oh, this did have a really big like,
00:38:11
belt buckle on it.
00:38:12
Buckle a Texas belt buckle.
00:38:17
Yeah.
00:38:18
Other autoerotic flicks.
00:38:21
The practice of cutting one's air off, air supply off
00:38:23
without the practice of cutting off one's air supply.
00:38:30
Hey, cutting off one's air supply.
00:38:32
I'm a lot of love.
00:38:33
I'm so lost without you.
00:38:34
Yeah, I sexual pleasure.
00:38:37
Carradine had been in Thailand since May 29th to shoot his latest film, stretch,
00:38:43
stretching that belt out around his genitals and neck.
00:38:47
I've never heard the genitals pay normally.
00:38:49
It's just like you're whacking off with the thing around your neck.
00:38:51
And somehow I never knew the genitals was like, The Baldo.
00:38:55
Never forget the Baldo.
00:38:59
You put your whole genitals in there.
00:39:01
There's that.
00:39:03
And since, Gary ruined
00:39:04
the joke on the forefront, maybe we'll just dive to a quick joke right now.
00:39:08
Super Dave Osborne, for people, is sitting on a park bench.
00:39:11
A black man, a Jewish gentleman.
00:39:13
I got Super Dave the biggest.
00:39:15
The black, reaches down, drawn.
00:39:17
I know a different Super Dave comes up.
00:39:20
I love this new button I have here before.
00:39:22
Here's another idea that's going to be very controversial.
00:39:25
You could shut the fuck up bench
00:39:28
a black man, a Jewish gentleman, a Hispanic gentleman and a bigot.
00:39:32
The black man reaches down, takes a layup and rubs a genie, comes out,
00:39:37
said, My God, I been in that lab 2000 years.
00:39:41
I'll grant each one of you any wish you want.
00:39:43
What do you want?
00:39:45
And the black man said, I want all the black people
00:39:47
to go back to Africa and live in the beauty of that man.
00:39:49
Peace and harmony.
00:39:51
No more poverty, just a boom.
00:39:53
You got it. You disappeared.
00:39:55
Your next Mexican gentleman said.
00:39:58
I was like, it was a whole New Mexicans to go to Mexico.
00:40:00
Same exact boom. You got it.
00:40:03
Jewish gentlemen said, I would like us all
00:40:05
to go to Israel and have no more problem from Middle East.
00:40:09
Do I have to hit the button?
00:40:10
The beauty of the boom, you know, says the bigot.
00:40:13
What's your wish? Let me ask this.
00:40:17
All the blacks are in, Africa.
00:40:19
All the Jews are Israel. All the Mexicans are Mexico.
00:40:22
He said yes. He said all of a Diet Coke.
00:40:26
Sitting on a well, I start laughing.
00:40:28
As soon as they showed Norm McDonald, I started laughing.
00:40:31
Diet Coke.
00:40:38
Since we're on Super Dave,
00:40:40
we are live Super Dave.
00:40:42
Super Dave had a cartoon in the 90s, and, I was a huge fan of it.
00:40:45
It's a good it was a good cartoon he bought to get a playlist
00:40:47
one of these weeks.
00:40:52
There's so many, so many.
00:40:53
They didn't do those wacky stunts.
00:40:59
It was usually
00:40:59
a, just a dummy in his outfit, and they'd run it over
00:41:03
with a bus or whatever, crush it with the wrecking ball.
00:41:08
I across the vast rate.
00:41:11
Yeah.
00:41:12
This downs were the annals of human achievement.
00:41:15
There are certain names that tower above all other.
00:41:20
Da Vinci.
00:41:21
I got Dave and Di Einstein I know.
00:41:26
So today I was born.
00:41:29
Hello, everybody.
00:41:30
This is Mike Walden.
00:41:32
Welcome to the Super Dave Osborne show starring the greatest daredevil
00:41:36
entertainer of the year.
00:41:37
Really got to cut to this Parker.
00:41:40
And then the of my.
00:41:42
For a man who doesn't know the meaning of the word well.
00:41:45
Oh, you still make the world a better place.
00:41:48
Trailer cards say he's way better.
00:41:51
Comedian than he is. Months ago.
00:41:52
Super day.
00:41:53
Last word society of North America call like super.
00:41:56
We think you could help us.
00:41:58
Oh, no profanity on the highway.
00:42:00
I see the branch coming already on tour and we're going to cover about 5000 miles.
00:42:04
You know what, though? If it wasn't for this,
00:42:07
maybe, like all these bits, we wouldn't even know his car.
00:42:09
Probably start to sing along. Right?
00:42:11
And then when I left, I could leave kind of a musical highway to the world.
00:42:17
Can. Structured.
00:42:28
Nice breaking news.
00:42:32
Super Dave Osborne is dead. Wow.
00:42:35
They actually think he really is a, isn't he?
00:42:37
Oh, yeah.
00:42:38
Yeah, I'm pretty sure he used to be on Curb Your Enthusiasm all the time.
00:42:42
Yeah, yeah, I think he died recently.
00:42:48
Very recently
00:42:50
I would normally.
00:42:51
Donald.
00:42:52
He's dead too.
00:42:54
Yeah. McDonnell. Yeah. Oh, yeah.
00:42:57
You guys want to order up some, Famous Dave's?
00:43:00
Yeah, I do wait, I got a Famous Dave's.
00:43:03
I can when I used to frequent the Rochester location
00:43:05
quite often because they were by where I worked
00:43:07
at the time, and, I really did enjoy it, but I have no frequent means often.
00:43:11
Right? Yeah.
00:43:13
Frequently. Often.
00:43:14
Okay. You frequently do them often?
00:43:17
No, no, no, the tea is silent and often.
00:43:20
Here's our first match. Mash up.
00:43:24
Sorry for the audio.
00:43:26
Yeah, you can skip the one I think you wish the horse
00:43:31
and prince.
00:43:36
Mr. Armstrong famously.
00:43:39
I like the audio recorder. Joe.
00:43:43
That's the only part of the the theme that it got.
00:43:45
I tried to mash this commercial up with the right.
00:43:48
There's a little.
00:43:50
I never listen to it that far.
00:43:55
Famous day I heard you mashed up the theme song with the theme song.
00:43:59
Is that true?
00:43:59
I did, I did, but I broke another time.
00:44:03
Continuum love money.
00:44:05
You know, when you do that and you never
00:44:09
read the time slip to another dimension?
00:44:13
Lions 34, San Francisco
00:44:16
49 years, 28, nine minutes to go.
00:44:19
Lions have.
00:44:20
Who the ball? Sanford.
00:44:22
We don't we don't beat the 40 niners much.
00:44:25
Historically speaking, they they own us.
00:44:28
We should have rested everybody.
00:44:29
We had no. No reason to win.
00:44:31
No reason. This game wouldn't change next week.
00:44:34
Win or lose next week. It's everything for us.
00:44:36
There's a tough 29 games ended in a tie in the regular season.
00:44:40
But if we lose this game and then tied next week, Minnesota right?
00:44:45
Then I get that guys havoc.
00:44:48
We would lose.
00:44:49
If we win next week, we're first.
00:44:52
If we lose, we're fifth.
00:44:54
That's a big difference.
00:44:56
We'll be the first, 13 win team that goes to an away game
00:44:59
and plays a 9 or 10 win team on wildcard weekend.
00:45:03
That's crazy.
00:45:05
No, we got to be Minnesota.
00:45:06
But they lacrosse yesterday.
00:45:08
That was a good game. Yeah.
00:45:09
We we can't stop anybody.
00:45:11
Although we're stopping the 40 Niners now
00:45:14
I hope so.
00:45:15
Great.
00:45:16
Well we score an awful lot.
00:45:18
Well we've got David Montgomery.
00:45:21
Yeah I was wondering about that because no we don't we don't know.
00:45:24
No, it's just Jamir Gibbs.
00:45:27
Yeah. Montgomery is out.
00:45:28
No. Well, they can just gives the ball to Gibbs
00:45:32
and ball fields to give.
00:45:35
And I love that.
00:45:37
This says whenever his schedule finally matches up and you're able to play
00:45:41
this golf together is the.
00:45:44
The little bit of fun
00:45:47
I love if you drink.
00:45:53
Oh, you flag right guy.
00:45:56
You sure that's the.
00:45:58
That's the monkey.
00:45:59
It'll be too bad.
00:46:02
It's all.
00:46:05
It's not.
00:46:05
It's.
00:46:06
I can send the flag, dance.
00:46:10
That's nice for I'm trying to develop my my own dance, and, so I'm.
00:46:14
I'm throwing everything against the wall to see what sticks.
00:46:17
But we can do the kid. Let's do the kid.
00:46:20
No, no, we cannot do the kid until after the disclaimer.
00:46:25
You kidding me?
00:46:27
No, no. Save nothing.
00:46:29
Save nothing.
00:46:30
Is this pretty much just a theme or two?
00:46:32
That's what flatulence does.
00:46:34
We give David people the content they're looking for right now.
00:46:39
The people need to see the kids.
00:46:41
They're
00:46:43
like, you're.
00:46:45
It's worth it.
00:46:46
Yeah.
00:46:49
Meaning anybody from God, meaning you love the pronunciation.
00:46:52
You would pronounce it as a popularity, but you name it in United States.
00:46:56
In fact, I doesn't go well.
00:46:57
Speed up in the caption.
00:46:59
My name
00:47:00
Davey, Dave, baby do it and baby variations.
00:47:05
What retarded was that?
00:47:07
Did you watch this before he sent the stroke?
00:47:09
Or is it baby baby?
00:47:11
David, David and David Icke, David.
00:47:14
David, David Rhodes, David.
00:47:16
Rossi, David Brant, David. Dot.
00:47:19
What does David.
00:47:20
Dot what does the name David means?
00:47:22
You said it says David.
00:47:24
This is the meaning of daily.
00:47:26
Yeah. And the Hebrew Bible. Yeah.
00:47:28
One of Israel's greatest leaders.
00:47:29
Did you not watch it?
00:47:31
The name.
00:47:31
I'm sorry, did uncle, but it's neat.
00:47:33
No, I have I have not seen this one more prominent.
00:47:37
What is the origin of the name David?
00:47:39
David originated from the Hebrew word God, word Odia, meaning
00:47:44
beloved of Jehovah, which came, O beloved Jehovah.
00:47:48
The Bible calls the legendary figure named David, who's
00:47:52
alive and then became the second King of Israel.
00:47:55
King David became the legendary ruler.
00:47:57
I don't know
00:47:57
why did I voice notable biblical figure to the followers of Christianity?
00:48:02
Because Christian cultural Christianity.
00:48:06
Yeah, that was just weird.
00:48:07
It's called I didn't like that one.
00:48:09
I are you guys talking a did you list them?
00:48:13
I show them that's how it works before you. Before you do any of that.
00:48:16
I mean, the whole reason we're here is because of your coworker, right?
00:48:20
Right. Correct.
00:48:21
And so describe this gentleman because he's he's
00:48:25
that he's got man boobs.
00:48:29
Now, today I, I came up with a pretty good zinger,
00:48:34
because he doesn't talk, when I'm around, he's a deaf mute.
00:48:38
Yeah. He's like, yeah, he's like a mute. So.
00:48:42
So I can say whatever I want, with no fear of any type of retaliation.
00:48:46
So, I said, we were just talking to our our boss.
00:48:51
That's him.
00:48:52
We're talking to our boss.
00:48:54
And I said, Dave and I decided that,
00:48:57
if I do all the talking for both of us, we sound way less stupid.
00:49:02
And he could just stand there stupidly like that.
00:49:05
Legal disclaimer. That's not him.
00:49:08
Way less.
00:49:10
Yeah.
00:49:10
You just changed his face. It's Benny Hill.
00:49:13
Oh, it's Benny Hill, straight.
00:49:15
That'll make that'll make a lot more sense in a little bit.
00:49:21
All right.
00:49:22
Well, so you don't you don't like David as the premise here.
00:49:26
I just come with him.
00:49:28
But I do have a problem with the grown ass man giving the grown ass
00:49:31
man the silent treatment.
00:49:33
I, I just think. Wait, what?
00:49:36
I thought we didn't have a problem with that.
00:49:38
No, I have a problem with his brain. No, no.
00:49:41
Even if if if his daughter has a problem, is allowing him to to
00:49:47
to demonstrate that kind of just eccentric behavior,
00:49:50
I really don't want to hear the sounds that his brain would produce.
00:49:55
So really, it's. He's doing me a favor.
00:49:58
I told him a couple weeks ago you made no response, but
00:50:02
I said, I'll buy you a pop if you can make this last till, New Year's.
00:50:07
And so this morning, I put my dollar into the vending machine.
00:50:11
I got his favorite drink, a mountain dew, and I walked.
00:50:15
I walked personally, I said, you can do it.
00:50:17
I was like to encourage him to finish out the finish out the year strong.
00:50:23
And he did. He made it.
00:50:25
I hope he doesn't start
00:50:26
talking to me like when we go back.
00:50:30
I mean, do you do you feel like there'd be
00:50:31
any retaliation about having a show about Dave?
00:50:35
He said, that,
00:50:39
when he heard that we've got several coworkers that watched the show
00:50:43
and someone must have shown him or told him about that.
00:50:46
That short.
00:50:47
Because you know how the shorts show up in your feed and that short.
00:50:51
I very specifically said a coworker is giving me.
00:50:54
I didn't say his name, but I did say a coworker
00:50:57
is giving me the silent treatment, and I think that's like a douche move.
00:51:01
And, or a woman, like,
00:51:03
I wish the whole world would give me the silent treatment.
00:51:06
Sorry, I right? Yeah. No kidding.
00:51:08
No, no, I should I shouldn't look a gift horse in the mouth here.
00:51:10
I should really savor this, and I am I'm enjoying it.
00:51:14
I'm having kind of fun with it.
00:51:16
But, But we do.
00:51:18
He is like my my closest coworker.
00:51:21
Like, we work side by side and we have to actually communicate.
00:51:24
But we've been making it work because I can do all the talking.
00:51:27
And like I said, it sounds way more intelligent when I do that.
00:51:31
And he just shuts up.
00:51:33
So, so really, I should be thrilled about this.
00:51:37
Except when you're working side by side with someone,
00:51:40
you got to know that that person's got your back, and really, I.
00:51:43
I still can't question that because, like, when pirates hit the floor,
00:51:47
we both bail each other out.
00:51:49
Still, even even on the no speaking terms.
00:51:52
But he did say that, I corrected someone.
00:51:56
They said they used a superfluous term, and I corrected him on it
00:52:00
and he said that's why we don't talk.
00:52:01
So I turned to him, said, I'm speaking directly to you right now
00:52:05
because the silent treatments only work in one way.
00:52:10
I love it though.
00:52:11
I'm having so much fun with it.
00:52:13
But I don't.
00:52:15
I he's dropped on my list of, you know, like respect.
00:52:19
He's lost.
00:52:20
I've I've lost any and all respect for him.
00:52:23
But as as he's dropped down that list to
00:52:26
to dog tower basically.
00:52:30
I just miss having
00:52:34
someone that I respected beside me
00:52:38
instead of a copy of, obvious douchebag.
00:52:43
Do you still talk to him?
00:52:46
Yeah, all the time. Or is it just.
00:52:48
But he doesn't say a word back.
00:52:50
Not one word.
00:52:51
So this is my first actual interest.
00:52:54
Yeah.
00:52:55
How long is.
00:52:55
How long is this been going on? Two weeks.
00:52:58
Remember the day we started?
00:53:00
This was two weeks ago today.
00:53:02
Has HR gotten involved yet?
00:53:04
No. Why would they? Are you.
00:53:06
Do you feel like they may? They may now
00:53:10
know.
00:53:10
Well, no not necessarily.
00:53:11
I mean they may because what do we what do they do in five minutes of, of
00:53:15
of a, podcast?
00:53:18
We were once again,
00:53:19
for the record, the fledge rent show or any affiliates or any producers
00:53:23
or anything at all connected to the show doesn't even know who Dave is.
00:53:27
Day was a fictitious person, as far as I know.
00:53:30
There they're I'm Dave, you're very it's a full name.
00:53:33
Sells a banking app.
00:53:35
So go on.
00:53:37
No get introduced to Dave.
00:53:39
That was the Arrow's video, right?
00:53:41
That wasn't his first video. He flipped.
00:53:44
He flipped us off.
00:53:46
He flipped inside the dude a year ago.
00:53:48
Yes, in the same.
00:53:50
We've talked about him so many times.
00:53:52
If I was going to get fired for talking about Dave, I.
00:53:55
That should have happened a long, long, long, long time ago.
00:53:59
Can I can I just say one thing real quick?
00:54:02
One. Dakota.
00:54:04
I'm sorry.
00:54:06
Oh, yeah.
00:54:08
He. Oh, yeah.
00:54:09
He made a mistake of accidentally showing on screen.
00:54:11
So guess what?
00:54:12
Flat 85. No. Just kidding.
00:54:14
Go ahead.
00:54:16
Well, we made it this. We had a good run.
00:54:18
He was. He was the only presser guy. Right.
00:54:20
How many employees are there boys there?
00:54:23
The other 50 employees. It rubber.
00:54:25
Maybe we can make it through next year.
00:54:26
Just with this concept, right?
00:54:29
Yeah. Everyone else?
00:54:30
Yeah.
00:54:30
Just run through a wall at the dildo factory.
00:54:33
Oh, Well, no, let's just know we started strong, though.
00:54:38
He is the biggest back
00:54:41
50 breast air can blow an eye out of its socket compressor.
00:54:45
Wow. Is great for industry with its fast moving folk.
00:54:49
I want to try that.
00:54:50
Oh, why are my streams doing this?
00:54:52
I had him queued up, buffering one three with its fast moving
00:54:55
focus stream, but it can cause severe injury.
00:54:58
Let's look at how to avoid nine dangers of compressed air.
00:55:01
Hello, I heard some guys.
00:55:03
The weak stream
00:55:04
sounds like telling you shouldn't play in today's demanding industrial.
00:55:07
And so worksites when we talk about compressed air,
00:55:10
I don't mean the little can use to blow dust off of your keyboard.
00:55:12
This guy was having sex with his wife the other day, and he just played freeze
00:55:16
and they just froze.
00:55:17
Believe me, I my wife is like, what the hell are you doing, Dave?
00:55:20
And I've been lucky.
00:55:21
When Dave the husband was like, it's this thing I saw on Pornhub.
00:55:24
It's called buffering.
00:55:26
Yeah.
00:55:27
So even at 12 psi, which is extremely low, you could lose an eye.
00:55:32
You could never use compressed air
00:55:34
to clean or dust or to make annoying noise in the background while somebody else
00:55:37
is trying to film a video for a podcast, because you could lose an eye.
00:55:41
Never use compressed air.
00:55:42
He was using both their dust from your clothing, or
00:55:45
he to blow it into the mouth to cause ruptures in his stomach.
00:55:49
Compressed air can actually in the mouth because rupture minor injuries.
00:55:53
You selling Mrs. Parker from A Christmas Story?
00:55:56
No. We did we did go over this.
00:55:58
We did go over this, a little bit, a little bit ago, but,
00:56:03
here, let me refresh this.
00:56:06
We're going to have to go right into my kid video after this.
00:56:09
So this is a video. Oh, yeah.
00:56:11
Video. Absolutely.
00:56:12
Yes. Thailand I think and the ominous music.
00:56:17
Any ominous music?
00:56:19
He's also
00:56:20
going to his kids asshole and blows the air.
00:56:23
He don't even get him that good.
00:56:24
But he like, apparently you must get him right in the cornhole.
00:56:27
He's just like, oh, I got you.
00:56:29
You do.
00:56:31
And the dude's just like, Holy shit.
00:56:32
But this is most shit. There's a real story.
00:56:35
There's lots of information about it really.
00:56:40
15 days like children
00:56:42
that kill them.
00:56:46
Did you not just see the safety video I showed you?
00:56:49
We'll go back to it.
00:56:50
Oh, well, honestly, with every.
00:56:52
Just like every other safety video, I wasn't paying.
00:56:58
It. Sorry.
00:56:58
Those.
00:56:59
I really thought that was going to go a different way.
00:57:01
So wait a minute.
00:57:04
All you have to do is take an air hose at 12 psi, and you think.
00:57:13
You still have the hands?
00:57:14
Because I wanted to give out Dave's home address
00:57:16
for anybody who wants to send, hate mail.
00:57:20
Going to be the first to just.
00:57:22
It's just.
00:57:24
Just in case you don't believe me, I've got one more video involving this.
00:57:27
This is, from a from some random television show.
00:57:30
I don't know, honey.
00:57:32
This is held in the rectum. We definitely believe you, Dave.
00:57:34
Forcing this employee to dial 911.
00:57:37
Oh, my.
00:57:37
Got employee lead the crew to Hector, who's still stuck in the gas.
00:57:41
Shut off the first one. I'm just gonna.
00:57:43
I love how he falls in the tire shop.
00:57:44
Owner Hector cost components over here.
00:57:47
Compressor nozzle forcing this on a mine on one going up.
00:57:51
Employee lead the crew to Hector,
00:57:53
who is still stuck and inflated with the gas shut off.
00:57:55
This could be Dave playing around with those air,
00:57:56
and realize the air pressure is preventing them
00:57:58
from doing anything else, such as points, or even serving million to one shot
00:58:02
at million to one body as his vital signs.
00:58:05
Trump body takes his one.
00:58:06
And you got OSHA up that motherfucker fuck his hand.
00:58:09
All right, let's let's show Dave screwing around with that very same equipment.
00:58:14
Yeah. Do we have that video?
00:58:15
Oh, yes, we do here.
00:58:17
The only I had thought while you have laminations a better location.
00:58:20
Yeah, I've got it.
00:58:21
You want me corner, 143 pounds with safety glasses and a will to.
00:58:26
Not just no question, but also his hands.
00:58:29
And he's known as the kid wise beyond years.
00:58:32
Well, my mom did
00:58:35
what?
00:58:37
What high?
00:58:39
Gary the kid.
00:58:42
We pussies.
00:58:42
And what will,
00:58:46
four of them,
00:58:48
What? The things I meant to tell you.
00:58:50
You asked, about the Boston Globe media.
00:58:55
Ridiculous.
00:58:57
Right.
00:58:58
Replace the small diameter white media.
00:59:01
Oh, that's.
00:59:02
Honestly, I think he's a, I think he's a genius.
00:59:06
And unless some blowing seal chip percussive genius.
00:59:10
Okay.
00:59:11
Anyway, I took some liberties here.
00:59:13
There it is.
00:59:14
There he is. Oh.
00:59:17
Oh, see, you asked me.
00:59:18
Was imagining he's about to shut up your butthole.
00:59:22
He's getting. He's getting to that position.
00:59:24
He's not even wearing your shorts.
00:59:27
George, you're dead of winter.
00:59:29
But no, that doesn't matter.
00:59:30
You're wearing shorts in a shop where you have compressed air.
00:59:33
Everything up 24 hours thousand. Our.
00:59:36
You know how much electricity it takes to fill up that air compressor he's wasting?
00:59:39
I wonder if the company cares about that, right? Having everything
00:59:43
is such as, dangerously.
00:59:47
Now he covers his own face.
00:59:49
If you did, you need to say
00:59:51
that you go through.
00:59:55
Hi, Dave.
00:59:56
What the fuck?
00:59:59
You and I both got this right.
01:00:01
Why are you talking that?
01:00:03
That's Dave, sir, 21 year.
01:00:06
Oh, wow. Yeah. Maybe, maybe they're twins.
01:00:09
Yeah. Okay. So new trucks.
01:00:12
So I have to plan stuff.
01:00:14
All right.
01:00:16
As above.
01:00:16
So who knows?
01:00:20
Well, let's go back to this really quick.
01:00:23
Okay.
01:00:23
Occur to number two, hearing protection.
01:00:26
The noise level of spraying air can cause hearing loss.
01:00:29
And you don't need an OSHA recordable for this easy fix.
01:00:32
Three, an OSHA recordable for an easy fix of blowing the air hose.
01:00:35
What was he doing here?
01:00:36
Two air hose compressors blowing, right.
01:00:39
He walked over to both of you,
01:00:40
and we're blowing them very close to all of your ears.
01:00:44
Yeah.
01:00:45
That's a you don't need an OSHA recordable for this easy fix.
01:00:49
Easy fix.
01:00:49
You could get an OSHA violation for just that video.
01:00:53
Interesting,
01:00:57
Okay. So good job.
01:00:59
If if there is an OSHA situation, it's against Dave not against fly drains live.
01:01:04
That's true.
01:01:04
This is podcast right?
01:01:08
Right. Yeah.
01:01:09
And the people were talking about this to.
01:01:14
Use compressed air and this is for but entertainment for sure.
01:01:17
This is long dangerous.
01:01:18
Only use it at 30 psi or less and then only with goggles.
01:01:22
Well, prove safety glasses, but.
01:01:25
Well, now we don't want to do that. I don't want to do that.
01:01:27
Would that would be up to the work I just said I think we could.
01:01:30
Yeah, we could say we're going to.
01:01:33
Dave is that little bear. It's just never online.
01:01:36
It's leverage and get right wants to get Froggy in the future.
01:01:41
Yeah.
01:01:43
Well that's what I'm saying.
01:01:44
Like his, his arsenal of silent
01:01:48
treatment really doesn't compare to what I could bring to bear.
01:01:51
But I don't want to
01:01:53
I don't I don't wish to, I wish I don't wish ill,
01:01:56
I don't have ill will for anybody.
01:02:01
Right about to win general safety.
01:02:04
Yeah. Did Dion go.
01:02:07
Did anybody get hurt though. That's even more important.
01:02:08
Did we lose somebody because this win miss medals.
01:02:13
Yeah.
01:02:14
Next week is like a playoff game because.
01:02:17
And I've got injured gas.
01:02:20
You better not gas.
01:02:23
Do you hate this or game golf.
01:02:26
I don't play golf like the balls with the dimples.
01:02:31
Golf balls. Golf balls. Yeah.
01:02:33
Hey, buddy. Bloody got golf balls.
01:02:35
Yeah,
01:02:37
Tommy. Let's go.
01:02:39
He had some golf balls.
01:02:42
Right.
01:02:43
Yeah.
01:02:44
Yeah, absolutely is above.
01:02:47
So Billy.
01:02:50
So the doctor says, don't worry, Dave, don't worry Dave.
01:02:53
It's a small operation.
01:02:55
The patient says, but doc, my name is not Dave.
01:02:59
The doctor says, I know it's my name.
01:03:01
I'm Dave. Who knew?
01:03:04
Oh, what?
01:03:06
I said the, doctor.
01:03:10
Says, don't worry, Dave, don't worry.
01:03:12
Dave.
01:03:13
Oh, oh, he's giving himself over to the patient.
01:03:17
Says doc, my name is not Dave.
01:03:23
So we talked about this son of a bitch, but his name is Dave.
01:03:25
But, bring this son of a bitch back up. Dave.
01:03:28
Once the 500 pound rapper.
01:03:29
Damn Doritos, you're a fucking genius.
01:03:32
You know, I'm starting to think you're smarter than Dave, right?
01:03:36
Or you're just set him up. Let me get.
01:03:38
I'll get the mash up for him while you're talking. Oh, really?
01:03:41
You got a message for this son of a bitch?
01:03:42
I do, I do, I so it's true that he just sits, though I don't
01:03:47
I don't just want you to jump around 500.
01:03:50
Hold on, hold on.
01:03:52
Yeah.
01:03:52
We got we got no go back.
01:03:55
Son of a bitch. Sure.
01:03:56
That's the song I missed matched up to yours.
01:03:59
I think you might be watching the YouTube tutorials and I can't go down.
01:04:03
No, not at all.
01:04:04
Yeah I did, I miss the same.
01:04:08
I was going to save this one for the end, but it's coming up next.
01:04:10
All I did was a glance at titles and I saw that you have,
01:04:13
you you're taking care of the things that I had thrown up there already.
01:04:16
So to be clear, I assume
01:04:19
I mentioned Little Dicky already, but, we've got a Dave segment.
01:04:23
I've seen a few sitcoms actually called Dave.
01:04:27
I've seen looks like Barney the Deuce with this guy.
01:04:29
He he's never standing. I've never.
01:04:32
I don't think he can. I don't think he can. Yeah.
01:04:36
And he got, he he came back at some haters.
01:04:40
Is he standing.
01:04:41
No, no he kneeling. He's kneeling.
01:04:43
Wait.
01:04:44
Oh my God I didn't think about that.
01:04:45
Maybe he doesn't have legs I'm sorry.
01:04:48
What is this that changes every that shit.
01:04:51
No he doesn't.
01:04:52
He's he's on his knees. That cut off he is.
01:04:54
No, he's just nubs or whatever those are called.
01:04:56
Are you sure?
01:04:56
And he's still 500 pounds a picnic table.
01:04:59
If you cut off my legs, that would be significantly lighter.
01:05:04
Look, I look at him. Yeah.
01:05:05
This in this kind of like, studio, like he's making.
01:05:07
He's like Jabba the Hutt. Over the top.
01:05:08
Thank you, thank you.
01:05:10
I'm like, please, somebody say it because I can't.
01:05:13
Oh my God, these are cool. Yeah.
01:05:15
This is how it normally is done.
01:05:17
Wait.
01:05:18
What direction are his feet going?
01:05:21
One direction. Just.
01:05:22
This was just one direction.
01:05:24
This is. He's going too soon.
01:05:26
This is. This is the.
01:05:29
Somebody made that right? Or is that.
01:05:31
Is that real? I don't know, next.
01:05:32
Next picture is going to be a grave with a microphone in front of it.
01:05:35
Yeah.
01:05:37
I can't put down the cup of McDonald's shake.
01:05:39
I can't put down the cup.
01:05:41
Do you have this is you have this.
01:05:42
I'm ready man.
01:05:43
I'm ready. Yeah. Hit it. Yeah.
01:05:47
You just sit there. No.
01:05:51
Oh no problem.
01:05:52
At the scene.
01:05:54
You keep doing it again. Boy, did I make up.
01:05:56
Yeah, it's obvious it's adult.
01:05:59
Oh, I did watch the chicken eggs.
01:06:01
Yeah. Bring down the cup.
01:06:03
You got to ruin everything.
01:06:04
They've been on the street.
01:06:06
We've been up all the way up.
01:06:08
Let's go down because I can't go down.
01:06:10
It goes nothing. No drop everything.
01:06:13
Really nothing.
01:06:15
Down.
01:06:16
Got it down the cup.
01:06:18
I can't have a cup. I can't go down the cup.
01:06:21
I can't go down the cup.
01:06:23
500 pound wrapper.
01:06:24
You need jelly roll for the cup.
01:06:26
Oh the club, he's big.
01:06:28
I don't think it's this big.
01:06:30
Let me know to make it with me.
01:06:34
But I promise I'm not a all these things go.
01:06:39
Everybody but you made me stop me in.
01:06:42
I don't know what.
01:06:44
No no no no. The.
01:06:52
It's been a
01:06:54
terrible.
01:06:54
You've ever been whittling off.
01:06:57
What's his name? Dave Blunt.
01:06:59
I can't bring down the.
01:07:00
Can I have another cup?
01:07:02
I can't go down because I kept going. Down because I doubled down to go see me.
01:07:07
No one ever seen one.
01:07:09
Love them a lot of your body a no, I've never done it.
01:07:13
Play I never, never go I can't bring you up the cup.
01:07:17
Never down the drain I never get because I can't go down.
01:07:21
Because I've never got the club I can't go down the
01:07:27
I think I
01:07:27
got, I got Dave Blunt's new video here.
01:07:31
That makes my Dave look thin.
01:07:36
Do you like how you call my Dave?
01:07:38
How's your Dave?
01:07:39
Dave?
01:07:42
Oh. Oh,
01:07:47
oh, no. Hey.
01:07:55
Oh, oh, I can't put down the cup.
01:07:58
Me neither.
01:08:00
Cheers. Oh, okay.
01:08:02
This is the zebra, which is normally
01:08:05
a good event to go to, but there's too many assholes who cut.
01:08:08
And so, I stopped going to that event, but I call him Dave.
01:08:12
This is, from my birthday cake.
01:08:14
Oh, yeah.
01:08:17
Okay. Oh, the.
01:08:19
Is that breaking news?
01:08:21
No, it was breaking news last week.
01:08:25
Sorry.
01:08:25
Oh, okay.
01:08:27
It was somebody's birthday
01:08:30
draws friggin 40.
01:08:33
Lordy, Lordy, lordy.
01:08:35
Draw is 4040.
01:08:42
I'm not sure what the point of that would be.
01:08:46
There's no audio
01:08:48
unless you know, motherfuck off.
01:08:52
There's no way you
01:08:54
and you.
01:08:57
So, you got some.
01:08:59
Are you struggling?
01:09:00
You know, you need a buffer.
01:09:03
No, but the message is finally came on my screen.
01:09:06
It says browser has lost audio.
01:09:08
So. So, so what did what did you.
01:09:11
So there was, some hoopla to do with, go and go to football.
01:09:15
Yes. But, the 40 to 28 50s left to go 56.
01:09:20
We got this wrapped up.
01:09:22
Did you guys have an issue with Beyonce's performance at all?
01:09:25
Yes. The outfits were stupid.
01:09:27
The choreography was awful.
01:09:29
I don't know where you're going with this, but you better not.
01:09:31
Okay. So. Yeah.
01:09:33
Right. So there was a brand new favorite.
01:09:35
George, do me a favor, George.
01:09:36
Just just holster that bad boy.
01:09:38
I don't know if she knew that, but to me, that's not a big deal.
01:09:41
But I do get that it's banned. And she did it.
01:09:44
I don't I haven't he doesn't know what the fuck I'm doing.
01:09:47
Who does care?
01:09:47
She the over the top like cowboy.
01:09:49
Nobody else.
01:09:50
Sure, she's from from Texas, but she's from Dallas.
01:09:53
She's from the city.
01:09:53
She's not, like, out in the country, you know what I mean? Like it?
01:09:57
It's not how that works.
01:09:58
See, we can't do this on YouTube.
01:10:01
Yeah, right.
01:10:02
We're about to get banned.
01:10:04
She did?
01:10:05
Oh. We've already banned it, I haven't been.
01:10:09
I love these news entities.
01:10:12
And this this was in several different, like, legit news entities.
01:10:15
And they were just struggling for a new story.
01:10:17
Right?
01:10:17
So, Dave Portnoy, annoying comment.
01:10:22
Dave Portnoy pulls no punches.
01:10:23
I had my
01:10:25
sure enough, Lord, what what possibly could
01:10:28
he have said about the amazing Beyonce and his performance?
01:10:33
Right.
01:10:34
So Dave Portnoy, so this is just NFL show.
01:10:38
Any comments on the NFL?
01:10:39
And he says, what does he say?
01:10:42
Or is it Portnoy took a social media, took to social media to express
01:10:48
how the award winning singer failed to deliver a top notch act for Christmas.
01:10:52
He he he commented on X Beyoncé
01:10:55
has been lost since Destiny's Child.
01:10:58
Oh, wow.
01:11:01
Can you believe?
01:11:02
Can you believe he said that?
01:11:05
Sure. My lord,
01:11:07
that is so ridiculous that we need to write a fucking article about that.
01:11:09
And not only did he follow that up, he followed it up with a secondary one.
01:11:13
Rihanna greater than Beyonce.
01:11:16
How dare he.
01:11:19
How dare he
01:11:21
he dare I?
01:11:22
I don't care about either one of those.
01:11:24
Right. No, Dave hater.
01:11:26
No punches on Beyonce.
01:11:28
Jennifer. What a what a did you.
01:11:30
I can't believe he just he he went that low,
01:11:33
you know, it's.
01:11:36
Yeah.
01:11:37
Yeah I he's like I almost want to shed a tear for her.
01:11:40
I hope she doesn't read this.
01:11:42
I hope blue Ivy does not read this.
01:11:44
And whatever those little other little bastards names are because
01:11:48
so happy she is.
01:11:49
And you're just going to say that Rihanna's greater than her.
01:11:52
I but I just in
01:11:56
oh my god.
01:11:57
And then other other than Portnoy fans agreed with his post.
01:12:01
So random people on Twitter.
01:12:03
Nobody's random. Nobody's on Twitter.
01:12:05
Somebody wrote Beyonce is my old one
01:12:08
wrote Russian bath agreed.
01:12:11
That's awful.
01:12:12
The whole thing is cringe. A fan added
01:12:15
what my my wait, what?
01:12:18
Her actions or his comment?
01:12:20
This is a fucking news story.
01:12:22
Well, it's MSN yeah, so hard
01:12:26
to just bury Portnoy is really what the problem is, right?
01:12:30
People think they're going to see.
01:12:31
They're going to read the headline and go,
01:12:33
oh wow, he must have said something racist, right?
01:12:35
Dave Portnoy?
01:12:38
It's I think the media is kind of a weirdo.
01:12:40
But regardless, he he's seems like he's, you know,
01:12:45
knows like he's he pulls no punches.
01:12:48
He, he tends to like
01:12:49
nobody likes, knows what he doesn't like and doesn't give a fuck.
01:12:52
I like him right now because he hooked up a billionaire with, Michigan football.
01:12:56
So we got the best quarterback coming up for the next couple of years.
01:12:59
Yeah, and he likes to strangle bitches while he nails them.
01:13:01
And that's fine too, as long as they consent.
01:13:03
Which it sounds like they did.
01:13:11
First, speaking of strangling bitches, it doesn't matter.
01:13:14
I'm sorry.
01:13:15
I'm quiet
01:13:15
because I'm watching the end of the game here,
01:13:17
but we're just following it down 40 to 34 final.
01:13:20
Speaking of trying on a bitch hold on closet,
01:13:24
I got I just I have to and what is it?
01:13:27
Not so not sorry.
01:13:36
For we're gonna be on
01:13:38
our charging targeting that will not you and win
01:13:42
the Blue and silver way.
01:13:45
Stand and cheer the brave.
01:13:47
Rah rah rah!
01:13:48
Go hard. Win the game. We're gonna.
01:13:51
You will keep your pain down the field.
01:13:56
And gain a Lions victory.
01:14:00
Go, Lions!
01:14:09
Well, it sounds like the lions strangle the bitch.
01:14:11
And speaking of strangling a bitch, model Christi girls and her friend.
01:14:15
We're on a late on a night out in Los Angeles before
01:14:18
being drugged and left to die.
01:14:20
Nice.
01:14:22
I mean, why?
01:14:23
What?
01:14:23
Their sickening crimes, their bodies.
01:14:27
Nice, I really. Oh, wait, that's the wrong expression. Sorry.
01:14:29
I mean, what happened?
01:14:30
Bodies were cruelly left outside two separate LA hospitals.
01:14:34
Guys, gals died at the scene.
01:14:35
And, brainless or Zola's
01:14:40
spent time in the ICU before passing away.
01:14:42
And. Nicely done.
01:14:45
Pierce was arrested.
01:14:46
Now, this gentleman's name is
01:14:50
David Pierce.
01:14:52
David Hyde Pierce.
01:14:53
Niles.
01:14:54
Frank killer and Hollywood producer David Pierce.
01:14:56
His dark past before dumping drug victim's body at hospitals.
01:15:00
So, Yep.
01:15:01
David Pierce.
01:15:03
Trial, which begins January 6th.
01:15:05
Promises.
01:15:06
Ooh, what a what a terrible date to start a trial of.
01:15:10
Should be a national holiday.
01:15:11
And we should all reflect in a very somber moment in our country's history.
01:15:16
I still can't believe.
01:15:17
Okay, I'm not even going to say that it was that date.
01:15:22
And give the trial, which begins on a date in January,
01:15:26
promises to be a heartbreaking affair for the shattered families of the two women.
01:15:30
So this is a real story. So it is sad that these people were dead.
01:15:32
But, the guy's name is David, and, it sounds like he was kind of fucked up.
01:15:39
Oh, well,
01:15:41
court document reveals that over a 13 year period, the film producer had been hit
01:15:45
with sexual assault charges by seven victims.
01:15:48
So another, Hollywood scam, all.
01:15:54
Oh, I thought, okay, never mind.
01:15:56
I thought it was. I thought they were talking about her hymen.
01:15:58
And that was.
01:15:58
Apparently this is somebody's last name.
01:16:00
Oh, he's a person.
01:16:03
You know.
01:16:08
Hi. Hi, man.
01:16:11
No. See, instead, girls was discovered lifeless
01:16:14
outside a Culver City hospital while Cabral several
01:16:17
was found outside of a West Los Angeles facility just two hours later.
01:16:21
So I'm just curious.
01:16:22
Unlike, did he leave him just on a random about.
01:16:27
Oh, I can't get too close.
01:16:29
You might be scarred, brain dead.
01:16:33
Oh, the one could respond.
01:16:37
Interesting.
01:16:38
Well, people are fucked up.
01:16:39
And, there's a David that's fucked up.
01:16:41
A lot of Davids are fucked up.
01:16:43
Especially ones that work at rubber factories.
01:16:45
Yeah, or so or so I've heard. Allegedly.
01:16:51
Oh, that's the thing.
01:16:52
There's a few strong personalities in the building,
01:16:55
and, his and mine are two of the strongest.
01:16:58
So they're either going to flash or hit it off, and,
01:17:02
I thought we were doing just fine, but, apparently not.
01:17:06
You say clash, yes, I did.
01:17:09
Oh, you took on a Dave.
01:17:11
How did you do against David?
01:17:13
I lost badly.
01:17:15
Oh, that's. Dave kicked your ass.
01:17:17
David dishes.
01:17:18
So Ziggy on,
01:17:21
I would not brag about David kicking my ass.
01:17:24
No. No kidding.
01:17:25
That's so good that everybody I play is way better than me.
01:17:28
It's not really fair anymore.
01:17:31
They call it a pain point.
01:17:32
So they want me to pay money so that I can beat the better players.
01:17:35
But I refused right.
01:17:36
It's just brutal because they don't call it a pain point for nothing.
01:17:40
It's painful.
01:17:41
This is a Dave.
01:17:44
Who's this? Dave?
01:17:45
It kind of looks like.
01:17:46
It kind of looks like you're Dave. Kind of,
01:17:50
My Dave's got more hair, but that's a good comb.
01:17:52
Over several days. Yeah. And this is two more women.
01:17:55
So Dave Fuller was arrested in December 22nd, 2020 for murdering
01:17:59
two women in 1987.
01:18:00
Subsequent discoveries by police revealed the extent of his disturbing behavior.
01:18:04
Well, this is the old Dave's doing it in pairs.
01:18:07
I don't know.
01:18:08
A British man was locked behind bars for the rest of his life in 2021.
01:18:11
But as dozens upon dozens of awful crimes, including the two murders,
01:18:14
will haunt the families of his victims for the rest of their lives, they say.
01:18:18
For more than three decades, David Fuller Fuller, a necrophiliac murderer,
01:18:23
believed he had got away with the 1987 murders of Wendell,
01:18:28
Wendy Kendall Kendall and Caroline Pierce,
01:18:32
along with sneaking off and sexually abusing corpses at his day job
01:18:35
as an electrician at the Tunbridge Wells Hospital in the area
01:18:40
roughly 40 miles southeast of London.
01:18:43
For what authorities believe to be decades fully.
01:18:46
Fuller's crimes will, quote, haunt me forever and the rest of my life,
01:18:49
unquote, said mother of Fuller's nine year old victims while testifying
01:18:53
at his 2021 sentencing, according to a GPS was okay with it.
01:18:58
Was it a 19 year old victim, or were their nine year old victim right.
01:19:03
Either way, yeah, I think it's pretty bad, but oh no, no,
01:19:07
I'm sorry, I just nine year old victims would be way worse.
01:19:11
We were way worse. Offense.
01:19:13
If it's your nine year old,
01:19:16
I don't know, 13, 14 years old.
01:19:18
Sorry. I was fixated on the nine year olds.
01:19:21
Well, yeah. That's no, no.
01:19:24
Go save nothing. Save nothing.
01:19:27
Never mind. It's the wrong group.
01:19:29
All right.
01:19:29
His sinister this sinister electrician is now seven years old.
01:19:32
Three years into his life sentence, prison sentence and people is looking back on
01:19:36
whatever, blah, blah blah.
01:19:38
How he was caught.
01:19:38
Weeks after investigations
01:19:39
into the murder, Kendall and Pierce began the trial turned cold.
01:19:43
Authorities had no witnesses, and the forensic forensic
01:19:46
capabilities of the 80s were not advanced enough to build off DNA evidence.
01:19:50
Yeah.
01:19:52
Who cares about how the people were murdered?
01:19:54
I want to know about the I.
01:19:56
Do I care for necrophilia?
01:19:59
Ooh. Millions of disturbing photos.
01:20:01
Investigators uncovered millions of photos and videos Fuller
01:20:04
made of himself sexually abusing the corpses of more than alleged
01:20:08
100 victims inside the computers and hard drives of his home office.
01:20:12
Brady, I want to wipe, wipe yours clean.
01:20:14
According to big black Cock a court, apparently there was a big,
01:20:18
big black cock clean. It's a lot.
01:20:21
Yeah.
01:20:22
You a trash big black hawk?
01:20:24
No, but we've got to check in. Attack.
01:20:26
Yeah. Do it.
01:20:28
Well, first off.
01:20:30
Okay. Third off.
01:20:32
Oh yeah. We're up control off.
01:20:34
Colin.
01:20:35
Comment like subscribe anyway to Speaking of clockwise looking for that.
01:20:40
I was having sex with my wife last night
01:20:42
and suddenly she yells, Dave, get your cock out of my ass.
01:20:46
Just relax.
01:20:46
I said, you might like, relax. She screamed.
01:20:49
What the fuck is Dave doing here?
01:20:52
Hahahahahahahaha
01:20:54
damn it. See, this is annoying.
01:20:56
I've got two browsers and for some reasons I'm going up.
01:21:02
Where is my attacks?
01:21:05
All right, here we go.
01:21:07
I just have one chicken attack.
01:21:09
Well, I didn't want to, I want to
01:21:12
I did want to highlight something first because,
01:21:16
did you guys hear about, while you're looking?
01:21:18
Here's my chicken attack.
01:21:19
CDC confirms first severe case of H5n1 bird flu
01:21:23
found in some chicken transfer to a patient that's hospitalized.
01:21:26
And now they're going to be rolling out this vaccine and stuff again.
01:21:30
Could be mandates coming soon to who knows.
01:21:32
But he's playing nothing but chicken attack from now on.
01:21:34
Please be careful and remember what happened
01:21:37
the last time, what it ended up being.
01:21:40
The CDC should have closed its doors about two years ago.
01:21:46
But if the CDC shells down by the CDC shows
01:21:48
how many shells do the CDC shells shell by the seashore, CDC?
01:21:54
Sure.
01:21:56
Fledge rants live this week.
01:21:58
We will be doing drugs.
01:22:00
You heard me right.
01:22:01
Drugs.
01:22:04
Give me that much.
01:22:06
So I also,
01:22:12
I, I owe you up for.
01:22:16
Right.
01:22:17
So I.
01:22:21
Have no.
01:22:26
Okay.
01:22:26
Well, I'll save my chicken attack for later.
01:22:28
I do have, you guys hear the update on the Luigi Mangione, the CEO killer?
01:22:33
Oh, no. Tony, kill the CEO. I will tell you.
01:22:36
This woman will tell you.
01:22:37
Anyway, I joined chief executive Brian Thompson.
01:22:40
I did not guilty to state level murder and terrorists.
01:22:43
Not guilty.
01:22:44
We do man suffer not live like face 11 state criminal counts.
01:22:49
He also faces federal stalking and murder charges that could lead.
01:22:53
I like that accent sentence.
01:22:55
Our North America correspondent Nadia Taufik has this update now.
01:22:59
Langone was flanked by police officers as he was brought
01:23:03
into the Manhattan Criminal Court.
01:23:05
Go back to the other cheek just to remind you.
01:23:07
Just to remind everyone.
01:23:08
So this is, Mr. Luigi Mangione.
01:23:11
Yeah.
01:23:11
We don't need to play at all,
01:23:13
but this is a CEO that, was, you know, for unfortunately.
01:23:22
Can't be,
01:23:23
unfortunately, you know, taken out, however you want to see it or not.
01:23:26
Apparently there's very
01:23:28
this there's been another, series of bad.
01:23:31
There's actually been another CEO that, felt, kind of unfortunate demise.
01:23:36
So, this is this is that
01:23:39
is Dave Ward. No.
01:23:41
Oh, damn it.
01:23:43
Oh, yeah.
01:23:44
He always. He's going to get a burn in
01:23:47
like a war chicken attack.
01:23:50
Morning.
01:23:51
Know.
01:23:55
Yeah.
01:23:57
Oh, is.
01:24:00
Oh, you.
01:24:01
Oh, it is a goose.
01:24:03
But let's wait. It's not.
01:24:06
In fact, from now on, I love it.
01:24:07
He's like he's in the papers as a sword.
01:24:09
Like he's like, yeah,
01:24:11
the chicken.
01:24:14
That's hilarious.
01:24:17
That's, Dave saying the chicken.
01:24:21
Who was
01:24:23
that? Is Dave
01:24:25
saying the chicken?
01:24:28
But Dave, it's a goose. Still applies.
01:24:36
What is that going to do?
01:24:37
Is this way in a napkin at it?
01:24:38
I think it's male.
01:24:42
You know what I'm like.
01:24:42
You know, I'm criticizing him, but it fucking worked.
01:24:44
So what did I know? Yeah.
01:24:46
No, I got it.
01:24:47
Son of a bitch.
01:24:48
So he.
01:24:50
You see the movie user?
01:24:52
Dude, I got to be myself.
01:24:54
Frees up chicken. Got to.
01:24:57
So we discussed this on, previous episodes.
01:25:01
Then we, we're going to keep we're going to keep it the same here. Yep.
01:25:05
So who knows if this guy does. Look at that. Look at that.
01:25:07
You see that?
01:25:10
Move.
01:25:11
That's the move.
01:25:13
That is the move.
01:25:14
The chick. Right.
01:25:15
Yeah. This kid. Remember this kid? Yeah.
01:25:18
You're right. This all has happened before.
01:25:19
You know what that is? That's deja vu. That's the move.
01:25:22
Dave vu.
01:25:24
If there was a feeling that somehow you remember that SNL skit
01:25:28
where every all the celebrities that had two first names got together and Daniel,
01:25:33
Dave Lewis was kicked out of the, group
01:25:36
for not being Daniel Day Lewis. No.
01:25:41
Were SNL, it was newer cast.
01:25:45
Still haven't seen it. Yeah. That's.
01:25:47
Yeah, it has been worth watching in a few years.
01:25:50
Yeah, yeah.
01:25:51
So, so again here, remember this video?
01:25:53
The same, same technique. Can't run from him.
01:25:56
He's going to win
01:25:58
and it's working.
01:26:00
He's freaking out. It's working.
01:26:01
Right. Damn it.
01:26:02
Yelling and screaming.
01:26:03
Yeah. The front heel kick is buffering.
01:26:06
Yeah, that's a Pornhub move.
01:26:07
Now I pull them up like I know is it before the show?
01:26:11
Yeah. Try to try it at home and just freeze.
01:26:13
Yeah. Right.
01:26:15
When you're about to come, you say when the show it's ready.
01:26:19
Pages.
01:26:20
So I think, dude, I've come to a scientific conclusion.
01:26:24
You know, there's enough discovery here today.
01:26:27
Yeah, I could cite this as being the most proper way, effective way to send off.
01:26:32
Yeah, yeah, we've done our due diligence.
01:26:35
Got got got one more video.
01:26:37
We're ready for peer review.
01:26:39
This guy is correct. Well corroborated as well.
01:26:41
Remember this guy.
01:26:43
No fucking I fuck you buffers
01:26:46
not a queens where he was being attacked by a rooster.
01:26:50
I had to deal with the blood gushing out.
01:26:52
And I have to deal with this animal, this vicious animal
01:26:55
that just kept this vicious animal.
01:26:57
As Leon applied pressure to the wound, he does know it's a chicken.
01:27:00
Rooster kept coming at him.
01:27:01
And then I was kicking this. Kicking? Yeah.
01:27:04
Oh. Like that?
01:27:05
Exactly like that. He demonstrated specifically.
01:27:08
He just kept charging. Almost.
01:27:10
He was coming at him, almost evil, kicking it off repeatedly.
01:27:14
And the animal just kept charging.
01:27:16
Almost evil. Sinister.
01:27:18
Almost sinister.
01:27:20
Was kicking it like this, kicking it off repeatedly.
01:27:22
And. Yeah.
01:27:23
So that is how you would, you would fend off the chicken.
01:27:27
One more example.
01:27:28
But this is he's he starts with the kick.
01:27:31
But, there's a more definitive way of getting this done.
01:27:34
So just to be clear,
01:27:36
if chicken attack, you need to chicken attack.
01:27:39
It's a blank, so it won't hurt him.
01:27:42
Yeah.
01:27:43
So he's just joking around there, but, Yeah.
01:27:45
Tell that to Alec Baldwin.
01:27:47
This guy isn't.
01:27:48
Yeah. Oh, yeah. He's going to go here. Here.
01:27:50
It's just a blank. It won't hurt her.
01:27:54
It shoots out a piece of paper
01:27:55
by like 200 miles an hour.
01:27:59
Yeah, he,
01:28:01
it kids getting taken out, right?
01:28:03
Yeah.
01:28:03
Tell that to Brandon Lee.
01:28:04
It was just a blink, right?
01:28:08
The toddler is getting back.
01:28:10
The toddler is really close.
01:28:11
And he's like, hey, get over here, you.
01:28:13
Yeah, that's a ginger that chickens.
01:28:16
They're going to take the toddler head over here.
01:28:18
Cletus
01:28:20
Dave was born without eyelids, so they circumcised him
01:28:23
and used the skin that end up leaving him a little cockeyed.
01:28:28
Oh thank you, chicken attack.
01:28:31
No, you're you're Dave.
01:28:33
Jokes are great this evening.
01:28:35
That one had to do with cock, too.
01:28:36
So I nothing but chicken attack from now on,
01:28:41
we should have a Dave joke
01:28:43
segment on every show.
01:28:46
Next week we're doing Dave two.
01:28:52
Why did Dave Grohl buy such a tall house?
01:28:59
Something about Foo Fighters?
01:29:00
Yeah, because he was hoping to get the best, the best,
01:29:03
the best, the best view.
01:29:06
God, that's that bad.
01:29:11
Look at was checking a chicken.
01:29:14
Go chicken go, I don't think.
01:29:15
See, that's not the segment, but it's a cat.
01:29:19
Like the cat's purposely got on its back.
01:29:21
It's like kid.
01:29:24
I know why.
01:29:25
Because then it has four claws. Ready?
01:29:27
Yeah.
01:29:27
Fork.
01:29:28
A fork guy has fork four claws.
01:29:33
Those are the rules
01:29:34
that you have to abide by when you eat with a fork or any silverware.
01:29:38
It's just called the fork claws.
01:29:40
You see how you turned it into one,
01:29:41
and then we turn it into another, and then we turn it back into what that was.
01:29:45
It's a legend off now here.
01:29:47
4D 000, I, I thought I'd like the kitty in this, but man, I like the kid.
01:29:53
I think the cast is playing in the cheese. The roosters. Yeah.
01:29:55
Get the fuck out of here.
01:29:57
Chicken. Rooster. Whatever.
01:29:59
True story for the record room for the lions.
01:30:02
I think the rooster is the real chicken.
01:30:04
Pretty sure there may be lions videos later.
01:30:07
Chicken attack?
01:30:09
I don't think there's an NFL chicken team, is there?
01:30:13
I don't know, but, it would
01:30:14
have to be my piece of chicken that,
01:30:20
chicken that up.
01:30:22
I won't let you.
01:30:24
I'm that good for the players to play them, I love.
01:30:28
Come, let's go get more chicken.
01:30:31
Nice chicken.
01:30:33
Go. Yeah.
01:30:34
If we play the disclaimer,
01:30:36
then we can play the the Today's Kids segment that way too.
01:30:39
We have a couple oh, the kids segment is x rated R rated.
01:30:43
Yeah I said something naughty.
01:30:46
Yeah.
01:30:46
You get naughty stuff when you go over to Romo because YouTube's kind of pussy.
01:30:49
So yeah.
01:30:51
Anyone that may or may not be watching,
01:30:54
that's what I do. Shit happens.
01:30:56
That's where the magic happens.
01:30:58
I we're going to see who's watching it.
01:30:59
On Rumble.
01:31:01
Let's see who's watching us.
01:31:03
Who's watching on Rumble.
01:31:04
So you talking about Famous Dave's?
01:31:06
Not. Yeah,
01:31:07
not the restaurant, but, actual people named Dave who are famous, right?
01:31:11
No. You typing famous, babe?
01:31:12
You're getting David Duchovny, David Beckham, David Cross, David Spade,
01:31:16
Tennant, David, Michelangelo's David, David Brandon.
01:31:19
And then there's bones, David Hyde, Pierce, David Hasselhoff, David Carradine,
01:31:24
belt guy, David Lee Roth, David Alan Grier, David Cassidy, David Dave
01:31:28
Bautista, nipples, bingo, David Lynch I think of Dave Franco, Dave Grohl, David
01:31:32
Letterman playing David Bingo, David Ruffin, David Berkowitz, ooh,
01:31:36
David Barry, David Letterman, David E Kelly, David Sir
01:31:40
David Frost, David Ben-Gurion, Davy Jones, David Arquette,
01:31:44
David Copperfield, Dave Navarro, Dave Caruso, David Koresh,
01:31:48
David Crosby, David Jones, David Morris, David Alan Coe.
01:31:55
And that's where that list stops.
01:32:00
So people watching on Rumble,
01:32:02
all of those goddamn Dave's, I mean, all those GD Dave's.
01:32:05
Sorry.
01:32:05
YouTube I don't know, I think YouTube is fine with the gods.
01:32:08
Yeah, like they don't like you.
01:32:10
You can even say everything but the F-word.
01:32:13
I think you're purple.
01:32:14
What are you. Oh, it's okay.
01:32:16
All these Dave's.
01:32:16
I mean, what is the one thing about Mount Rushmore is they are not ranked
01:32:21
one through four.
01:32:22
It is just. Oh, they're not for.
01:32:24
I think I've got my my Mount Rushmore ready to.
01:32:28
Yeah, yeah.
01:32:31
Is it the little David and with David and Goliath.
01:32:35
Knock, knock.
01:32:37
Who's there? Goliath.
01:32:40
So I have to go it down.
01:32:42
You look a little tired.
01:32:44
Okay.
01:32:45
That's stupid.
01:32:45
I'm going. Dave Chappelle.
01:32:49
Wait.
01:32:49
Can I include David's?
01:32:53
I guess so.
01:32:54
Okay. Good. Multiples, multiple Davids.
01:32:57
Technically, this says Dave's ranked, so they all have to be plural.
01:32:59
You have to come up with groups of four groups of Dave's.
01:33:02
I would say you'd have to stick with people
01:33:06
that you know for a fact went by Dave more than their full name.
01:33:10
I agree by four guys.
01:33:13
That does benefit of but I don't know.
01:33:16
Half of these guys could have gone by.
01:33:18
Dave like David Gilmore.
01:33:23
The David Duchovny like those kind of guys,
01:33:26
but you but David
01:33:29
Roth, David Eick, David Lee Roth.
01:33:32
No, it's David Lee Roth.
01:33:33
No one call them Dave.
01:33:35
Nope, not David Lee Roth. And how about
01:33:38
David Banner?
01:33:40
Because not the not the rapper.
01:33:44
I know the rapper guy.
01:33:46
No, not that, but he was named after
01:33:49
the original television series, the Hulk or the Incredible Hulk.
01:33:54
I think the the original television series,
01:33:56
because I was always Bruce Banner in the comic books,
01:33:59
and then they brought back Bruce Banner and then the movies, but it was David
01:34:03
Banner was the mild mannered alter ego of The Incredible Hulk,
01:34:09
David.
01:34:11
No, it was David. Dave.
01:34:12
So you know it is Dave Matthews deserve a spot on the show?
01:34:15
No, no, he does not.
01:34:17
He does.
01:34:17
But he's on the Mount Rushmore of his song.
01:34:20
We need to have four of his songs,
01:34:23
you know, so weird yodeling Matthew.
01:34:26
So he has the he has a 168 best of hits.
01:34:30
Did you know that?
01:34:32
I know, and I can name one I think I can name one.
01:34:35
Can you, can you name one Dave Matthews song,
01:34:38
the one that the drummer is just singing name Crash Go.
01:34:42
So I just know how they all go.
01:34:43
Yeah, that's kind of how they all go.
01:34:45
Yeah.
01:34:45
All I know is I think the kid would probably be a huge Dave.
01:34:49
Dave Matthews.
01:34:49
Oh, I know, I think he would be.
01:34:51
You can't not know one that's classic.
01:34:53
He's classic rock Dave Matthews is.
01:34:56
Yeah. Somebody gave him a rock.
01:34:58
Well that joke down actually Homo rock almost as fast as One Direction.
01:35:04
Oh no.
01:35:06
I heard he went one direction.
01:35:09
So before we go off YouTube. He.
01:35:18
Deer flag.
01:35:20
Oh, my nephew Dave recently took a DNA test and discovered
01:35:23
that my brother and I have different fathers.
01:35:27
I have live with my.
01:35:28
I live my entire life the understanding that my family is my family.
01:35:31
Now, Dave, who is an who has an obsession with genealogy,
01:35:36
has my brother and me listed as half siblings.
01:35:38
I'm not a half anything.
01:35:40
And while DNA could be used to prove my father is not my father,
01:35:43
I have no intention of testing my own DNA, contesting my own parentage.
01:35:47
I don't think that's a word.
01:35:49
Parentage is a word.
01:35:50
Maybe I'm out of line, but all I want
01:35:54
the half designation removed from our family profile.
01:35:56
I'm hoping you can give me a reality check.
01:35:59
I'm blowing this out.
01:36:00
Am I blowing this out of proportion, or do you think that
01:36:05
it would be appropriate to ask him to remove the designation
01:36:09
signed whole, not half in Indiana.
01:36:12
How does your family profile fit into reality?
01:36:17
Like where do you need your family profile?
01:36:21
Like is there a spot for that in an application or something?
01:36:25
How does that affect your life in any way?
01:36:31
Clearly it's emotional.
01:36:33
Okay. So you okay.
01:36:35
So then you don't have to acknowledge it.
01:36:37
Correct.
01:36:39
Yeah.
01:36:39
Oh yeah. Right.
01:36:40
They were yeah.
01:36:41
He's asking for the whole world.
01:36:43
Listen I don't want to make this a big deal, but could everybody please.
01:36:46
All right. Now right there. You should listen.
01:36:48
I don't want to make it a big deal, but could everybody please.
01:36:51
Right. Make this a big deal?
01:36:53
It doesn't really matter what you say after that.
01:36:55
No. Exactly.
01:36:57
We we are, we identify as Dave.
01:37:01
We are now part of the Dave Collective.
01:37:04
We are the Dave's.
01:37:07
We are the Dave's. We. Oh, you're right.
01:37:09
We can play that, can't we? That's Canadian.
01:37:12
Oh, no.
01:37:13
These are the days.
01:37:14
I know.
01:37:14
You know, these are the Dave's.
01:37:16
I know you know these.
01:37:18
These are the Dave's I know, I know that is Canadian.
01:37:22
Are we still looking at your tab?
01:37:31
Dear fagot.
01:37:31
Fuckface.
01:37:32
Go ahead, ask my fiancé.
01:37:34
David and I are getting married soon.
01:37:36
We have been living together and engaged for a year and together eight years.
01:37:39
It takes him forever.
01:37:42
You want to guess what they're going to say next, Dave?
01:37:45
Forever is way too long for someone to take.
01:37:49
Takes him forever to get off and to get things done around the house,
01:37:52
or to buy things, or to do anything really.
01:37:54
I have tried lists, can't conceive reminders.
01:37:57
I've tried numbing cream. What?
01:38:00
David recently lost his job and is interviewing to find another one.
01:38:03
He loves sports, so we play softball
01:38:06
with his friend lasagna.
01:38:08
No, with his friend in a league which takes up the entire weekend.
01:38:13
When he comes home, he wants to watch sports on TV.
01:38:15
The house is old, which is my grandfather's,
01:38:17
and there's always something that needs to be done or fixed.
01:38:20
When I ask him to help, he pushes it to the next day and says
01:38:22
he'll get to it eventually.
01:38:24
I told him he needs to grow up and start shouldering responsibility.
01:38:27
This is causing our relationship to suffer.
01:38:29
I've been wanting to see a marriage counselor.
01:38:32
Don't ever see a marriage counselor.
01:38:33
The wife always ends up with the marriage.
01:38:35
Yeah, or David refuses. Fucking Dave.
01:38:38
You're smart.
01:38:39
We're about to get married.
01:38:41
Wait, you're not even married yet? And you want to see a marriage counselor?
01:38:43
Red flag.
01:38:45
And I'm afraid I'm walking into a trap.
01:38:47
The rest of my life
01:38:48
will be one of which he has all the fun, and I do all the housework.
01:38:51
Yeah.
01:38:52
Sounds right side.
01:38:54
Sees the writing on the wall.
01:38:57
Wow. Okay.
01:38:58
I'm not going to be much help with this because I'm. I'm like, Dave,
01:39:02
I didn't I was never forced to grow up.
01:39:05
I procrastinate like crazy.
01:39:07
And, someone else does all the housework.
01:39:12
Do you have all the fun?
01:39:13
I have all the fun.
01:39:15
And I don't take the orders from the woman, by the way.
01:39:17
By the way, I don't take no orders from no women.
01:39:20
I get to do whatever I want all the time.
01:39:22
No. You know, Well, no, I have to go to work
01:39:26
and all that fun stuff, but
01:39:29
but, I get I get to do.
01:39:31
I like my leisure time is Miami.
01:39:33
When does golfing?
01:39:34
Three weeks ago.
01:39:37
In the snow.
01:39:38
All right, so one question, one question.
01:39:40
Then on a scale of 1 to 10, how constipated are you right now?
01:39:44
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la 20 billion.
01:39:50
On a scale 40 million.
01:39:51
Are you right now?
01:39:52
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la 20,000,000,040 billion.
01:39:57
Oh, wow. That's a lot.
01:39:59
That is a lot.
01:40:01
That was fun.
01:40:02
Was that many name did.
01:40:06
Yeah.
01:40:06
It is now all right.
01:40:08
Yeah I name your minions.
01:40:10
Anything else on YouTube?
01:40:12
No, I don't feel like, like the next thing I'm going to say
01:40:16
is gonna give us babbling list of, like, top Dave's.
01:40:20
Okay, you already look, I was just scrolling through it. It's not that great.
01:40:22
Sorry, from Encino Man.
01:40:23
Oh, wait, I don't know that either one was a Dave.
01:40:27
Yeah, we.
01:40:27
I texted a bunch of days.
01:40:29
Those.
01:40:31
So apparently this guy's an asshole.
01:40:33
He's a protagonist in the movie, blah, blah, blah.
01:40:35
David Schwimmer.
01:40:37
Yeah.
01:40:38
They don't even say much about these to these much,
01:40:40
David Lee Roth, Dave Chappelle.
01:40:42
I love this because you can tell what side this is written by a legendary comic,
01:40:46
but his recent problem,
01:40:47
that is, specials are proof that sometimes not even being a Dave can save you.
01:40:52
I mean, I don't know what that means.
01:40:54
That means he made fun of trans and they just want
01:40:56
I don't want to go to the Dave Trans.
01:40:57
What a weirdo. Dave Chappelle.
01:41:00
I appreciated the transformation of Dave Chappelle.
01:41:05
Dave and Busters.
01:41:06
Hey, David Alan Grier, me, Dave.
01:41:09
So apparently Grand Theft Auto, there's a special, trick
01:41:13
where you can get English Dave to call you.
01:41:17
And that's all I have on it.
01:41:18
My wife's cousin married to Dave, and he's the most normal Dave I know.
01:41:22
He he did a bunch of the plumbing here.
01:41:24
Everything is relative.
01:41:26
Dave's. Do you know,
01:41:29
also, my guy's name, date.
01:41:32
He's a water master.
01:41:33
He's working head on his country head
01:41:37
trip ends in Times Square, 4th of July weekend, I guess.
01:41:41
A I'm.
01:41:43
It's creepy.
01:41:45
It's Eddie Murphy, though.
01:41:47
It's pretty good.
01:41:48
Looks kind of creepy because it's blank face stare and it's gigantic.
01:41:52
Yeah. We go over to Rumble.
01:41:53
Not only are we going to, learn that Michael Jackson may still be alive.
01:41:58
Oh, shit, I did this.
01:41:59
Yeah. You're not supposed to say the whole spoiler.
01:42:01
Okay. Screw them. Right?
01:42:03
Yeah, sure. The whole thing.
01:42:05
We may even show
01:42:08
exactly what Dave looks like.
01:42:11
Yeah,
01:42:13
we may not.
01:42:15
Probably.
01:42:16
If Dave shows, if Dave shows himself,
01:42:19
if he walks into the camera, whatever, that's his own fault.
01:42:21
But. Right.
01:42:22
These are all fictitious.
01:42:23
Dave's.
01:42:26
This gross.
01:42:27
Oh, David has.
01:42:28
I hate this video.
01:42:32
Really?
01:42:33
On camera.
01:42:36
Have you noticed that, Dude.
01:42:38
Okay, the closet, if I. Look.
01:42:42
If I look like that, me, I promise you, I will never, ever do it again.
01:42:47
If it doesn't get less, verbal.
01:42:52
Oh, motherfucker.
01:42:54
Oh. Fast food commercial.
01:42:57
Hilarious.
01:43:02
Fast food commercial for.
01:43:06
All right.
01:43:07
You all right? I'm all right.
01:43:10
Oh, yeah. Probably a disclaimer.
01:43:13
Yeah.
01:43:13
I'm sorry.
01:43:13
Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.
01:43:17
I'm afraid I can't do that. Why not?
01:43:24
Disclaimer
01:43:24
the unfiltered and crude proclamation of jabber speech jibber folks, listen up
01:43:29
before we dive deeper into this circus of crudeness and uncensored banter,
01:43:34
here's our no nonsense disclaimer served with a site of flash humor gibberish.
01:43:38
Look, we're here for a good time, not a jibber correct time, all right?
01:43:42
In this crazy world where snowflakes, applesauce and jabber critic.
01:43:46
We're just trying to spread some joy without stepping on too many toes.
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01:44:27
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01:46:01
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Prince chambermaid.
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Baylor University again offered to dentistry.
01:46:18
I learned that pro wrestling fans are gay.
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Let's get ready.
01:46:24
What did you think
01:46:26
from the rumble?
01:46:27
I hope that you ready to rumble as it gets you ready to rumble?
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It is gay
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for the pro wrestling fans.
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Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da.
01:46:37
The Varsity of Arizona Harvard University,
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Divine University.
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B b b b b b b Harvard.
01:46:50
Baby start to lose d
01:46:51
wing d online class I saw him.
01:46:55
First name, last name.
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Call of God.
01:47:00
Home.
01:47:00
School. Squeeze.
01:47:02
Santa Monica College Benedict Cumberbatch,
01:47:07
Oxford universe queen hey Ron Valachi,
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Morehouse College.
01:47:18
What's in a name?
01:47:19
That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet.
01:47:25
Romeo and Juliet, William Shakespeare.
01:47:28
Did you say you wanted to just cut to the kid?
01:47:34
Let's do the kid.
01:47:36
I love this song.
01:47:42
He sent me a video.
01:47:43
Don't you want to just cut the wicked for a turn to this?
01:47:47
We can do the kid the old videos.
01:47:49
Let's do the kid.
01:47:51
Is it gay?
01:47:52
It is gay.
01:47:55
No, sister.
01:47:56
Sex is like the sex.
01:48:00
That's not with me.
01:48:01
It's not gay.
01:48:04
Oh, that's right, you're.
01:48:09
That's the thing.
01:48:10
I want to break into the kid's hair.
01:48:15
Don't you want to just cut to the kid?
01:48:19
Nothing says I'm straight.
01:48:21
Quite like a hat with a blue.
01:48:24
No, no, I wear watch horses.
01:48:29
Please, please, please fix me horse.
01:48:33
And therefore, please, please, please.
01:48:37
Here it is.
01:48:38
Horse and Zephyr.
01:48:39
Please. Please, please. Yes.
01:48:42
Oh oh.
01:48:44
Oh, yeah.
01:48:46
The mosque wants to build a colony on Mars.
01:48:48
But he's not the only one with a visual space class.
01:48:50
His biggest competitor, Jeff Bezos, is catching up.
01:48:52
He's just completed his new reusable rocket scientist space puzzle.
01:48:54
If anything, even wild out that you know,
01:48:56
Jeff Bezos is probably best known as the founder of Amazon.
01:48:58
But in 2000, he also founded Blue Origin, a private spaceflight company.
01:49:01
It's often made headlines primarily for offering brief space trips
01:49:03
for rich people, for Business Vision, a small brand,
01:49:04
he wants to build cities and orbit
01:49:05
larger Blue Origin space trips are made with teams of across
01:49:09
first flight fit all to space. It goes up at the edge of space.
01:49:11
The rocket looks like a.
01:49:13
You can
01:49:13
enjoy a few minutes of weightlessness from you.
01:49:17
Just love the excitement, Richard.
01:49:19
But they don't want to become the king of space tourism.
01:49:21
Who wants to become the King of space.
01:49:22
To that end, his company has been working on
01:49:23
a reusable rocket that can reach space proper.
01:49:25
And like you don't, rockets put things space.
01:49:27
Bezos new rocket.
01:49:27
It's called New Glenn.
01:49:28
It's my space carry up to 45 metric.
01:49:31
You know what everyone else is talking about?
01:49:33
These space trash.
01:49:35
You know, these smaller rockets, space junk nine something.
01:49:39
No one. The space junk.
01:49:40
At the moment, Elon Musk is well ahead of space junk, while space
01:49:45
X has transitioned, it's like a decade old down syndrome.
01:49:49
Glenn has started to fly.
01:49:50
It was originally set to launch in 2020, but
01:49:54
I assume everyone had long CEO last year
01:49:57
and construction on the rocket seems finally completed.
01:50:00
The company is now waiting for approval for its first test flight.
01:50:04
One of the major differences between the New Glenn rocket
01:50:08
and the Falcon rocket stock probably contributed to the delay.
01:50:12
Is that a New Glenn
01:50:14
less fuel,
01:50:15
whereas the Falcon rockets use it to air the Kessler syndrome.
01:50:21
It's a chain reaction of collisions among space debris that,
01:50:25
once it sets in, might leave orbits entirely unusable.
01:50:29
In the past years, we've seen an increasing number of satellites
01:50:33
breaking up and near collisions with space debris.
01:50:36
So how close are we to the Kessler syndrome?
01:50:39
The Kessler syndrome was conjectured in 1978 by NASA scientists Don.
01:50:45
While they're making up
01:50:45
astronomers and space a while, they're making all this money.
01:50:49
Did it ever since, Kessler said that one should stay off.
01:50:53
This is happy Earth orbits.
01:50:55
Some of it was inevitably caught in space debris
01:50:58
uncontrollably scattering to unknown orbits.
01:51:02
This can create a cascade in which I don't mean to be super small,
01:51:06
but those satellites, how do they satellites get up
01:51:09
there is becoming increasingly pressing in just the right direction.
01:51:13
Satellites pop into more than 100 pieces,
01:51:17
and for the International Space Station to enjoy the amount.
01:51:21
In August, a Chinese rocket broke up upon launch.
01:51:24
Look, it's already happening.
01:51:26
The leaving behind more than 250 pieces.
01:51:30
So that's not that big. 250 pieces.
01:51:32
Not a big deal. They were.
01:51:33
They used to in order to decommission satellites,
01:51:35
they would smash into each other purposefully.
01:51:38
And then they would just assume, oh,
01:51:40
the debris will just slowly
01:51:40
float to the Earth and probably burn up in the, in the atmosphere eventually.
01:51:44
And then they realized like, oh,
01:51:46
these things are going extremely fast and potentially damaging.
01:51:49
And when they do launch, they already look for space debris
01:51:52
and shoot through windows that away from space debris.
01:51:57
But so hopefully all the countries
01:52:00
can sort of effort to they all know exactly the paths.
01:52:03
They're slowly falling.
01:52:05
It's hard to deal with.
01:52:06
The problem
01:52:06
is that the whole Kessler syndrome is a it's ping pong balls or whatever
01:52:10
you want to call it, when one breaks off and it's another one,
01:52:12
and then it's a chain reaction, eventually the whole thing is just junk.
01:52:16
Nothing works. Yeah.
01:52:19
And this is them to this.
01:52:21
What are you talking.
01:52:22
What if the rings around some of the other planets is like Uranus, for example?
01:52:26
From that, from that planet,
01:52:29
like human made shit?
01:52:35
Yes, maybe.
01:52:37
Maybe they happened.
01:52:38
I just maybe made that up.
01:52:40
Oh, yeah.
01:52:41
That was really a productive segment, wasn't it?
01:52:44
I like, was that guy keep yapping.
01:52:47
Who's that guy?
01:52:48
My grocery list for a stupid son of a bitch.
01:52:52
Oh, sounds like he's angry.
01:52:57
Only a few more weeks.
01:53:04
So we should go.
01:53:04
No, no, no, that's okay.
01:53:07
In looking at and looking for, like Dave, like Dave, this Dave that.
01:53:12
Right.
01:53:13
Just in general, I did not know
01:53:16
what, you know, things that were named after fucked up people.
01:53:19
So five famous things that were named after awful people.
01:53:24
Dewey of the Dewey Decimal System was kicked out
01:53:26
of his own association for sexual misconduct.
01:53:31
Why don't we rename the Dewey Decimal System?
01:53:36
What was he?
01:53:38
He invented the Dewey Decimal System.
01:53:42
He was actually Melvil Dewey,
01:53:45
but later legally changed his name to remove some of the redundant letters.
01:53:48
Sounds weird.
01:53:52
We don't care about his, about his number situation.
01:53:55
I want to hear about his sexual misconduct.
01:53:59
Did you say sexual misconduct? Yes.
01:54:02
Yeah. He.
01:54:08
Also racist and anti-Semitism.
01:54:11
Dear Reggie, I have lived.
01:54:16
That's the wrong one.
01:54:17
I hit the same button.
01:54:18
How does that happen?
01:54:18
There's 16 of them here.
01:54:20
I hit the same one twice.
01:54:22
Dear flag, my 30 year old stepson, David is a convicted sex offender accused
01:54:27
currently serving a 15 year sentence for possession of child CP.
01:54:33
I'm having inappropriate and
01:54:35
having inappropriate conversations with yada yada yada.
01:54:38
This was his third arrest for the same thing.
01:54:42
David is also mildly autistic
01:54:47
and I am beside myself on this side.
01:54:50
David.
01:54:50
Besides David's autism, his family looks the other way about his crimes.
01:54:54
I assume everyone has Down's syndrome.
01:54:58
They'll all send him money, call him, buy him things, etc.
01:55:02
I have kids of my own and frankly the whole situation makes me want to vomit.
01:55:06
Oh, I hate how I feel and try to be there for my husband because he loves his son,
01:55:10
and it pains him to see how it pains him to see
01:55:13
David in prison.
01:55:16
He also has been wonderful to my kids.
01:55:20
I said.
01:55:20
He's also been wonderful to my kids, she says.
01:55:23
Interesting. Well of course, yeah.
01:55:25
Oh, and raise them like his own.
01:55:27
Very generous.
01:55:28
Hopefully that's the husband and not the, not, not the David.
01:55:32
Anyway, they're a little bit
01:55:34
I'm dreading what is going to happen when David is out of prison.
01:55:37
Oh, he's in prison now, apparently.
01:55:39
David, he has nowhere to go, and I know he's going to want to live with us.
01:55:43
I am 1,100% is what she meant against this.
01:55:47
And I truly believe it could happen again.
01:55:50
You know what she means by that.
01:55:51
My kids will be adults soon, in a way, at college when he's released,
01:55:54
so I can't use this as an excuse for him not to live with us.
01:55:57
I also don't want him at my home address, which is Dave's home address.
01:56:01
Did you want to say Dave's home address or.
01:56:04
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:56:06
All your hate mail.
01:56:07
He lives at
01:56:11
20. Michigan.
01:56:18
But my kids will be adults soon.
01:56:20
And away at college when he's released, so I can't use this as an excuse for him
01:56:23
not to live with us.
01:56:23
And I don't want my home address on the sex offender registry,
01:56:27
which you have to do. By the way.
01:56:30
Right?
01:56:30
The street where I live is your name.
01:56:32
It must be your address.
01:56:34
Yeah, but there's the term, you know, there's groups
01:56:38
that target those addresses.
01:56:40
The street where I live is full of children.
01:56:43
Well, right there, what can I do? Oh, no.
01:56:45
I don't want to lose my husband over this.
01:56:47
I love him with all my heart.
01:56:49
Which is why I can't tell him how I feel.
01:56:52
Every time David speaks with his dad, he tells him he wishes he were home with him.
01:56:56
Please help him.
01:56:58
Stepmom who's dreading it?
01:57:01
Hubba hubba.
01:57:05
But go ahead, fudge.
01:57:09
Young.
01:57:10
You don't let a sex offender move in with you.
01:57:15
It don't.
01:57:16
It's what you don't do. But.
01:57:23
Set the barracuda.
01:57:26
So. Oh, this is.
01:57:27
This is a fish. Yeah.
01:57:29
I think it's weird that you said but but twice talking about. But
01:57:34
but all right.
01:57:38
I thought you might comment two relating
01:57:39
to excusing a family member who's half retarded for their actions.
01:57:44
I've heard.
01:57:45
No, no, I've heard I would not. Spectrum.
01:57:48
Yeah. I would not do that.
01:57:50
Okay.
01:57:50
Just checking he's on the spectrum, but he's happy new year and happy new year.
01:57:56
Chinese rocket breaks apart.
01:58:00
Oh, that's your song.
01:58:01
Sorry, I got lost.
01:58:02
We were watching.
01:58:03
Yeah, yeah, right.
01:58:05
The bear and you guys seem.
01:58:08
The video.
01:58:10
Perfect segue.
01:58:11
Well, let's go right back to the Brady.
01:58:14
Did you know that Asperger's, sent unfit children?
01:58:17
Sorry, dad.
01:58:18
By the Nazis. I'm afraid I can't do that.
01:58:21
Hans Asperger, best known for lending his name to Asperger syndrome, I love it.
01:58:26
How do you. What's your name to that?
01:58:27
I want to lend my name to a disease.
01:58:29
How do you do that?
01:58:32
Worked well, the doctor in the famous World War two,
01:58:35
where he gave speeches to Nazis about distinguishing low functioning
01:58:38
patients from his more promise, from his more promising ones.
01:58:42
So why don't we rename Asperger's as something else?
01:58:46
Because this guy was
01:58:47
a Nazi and we know how much everyone hates Nazis.
01:58:51
Well, Hitler's bad, don't get me wrong.
01:58:56
There's nothing more to that.
01:58:57
I just want Monterey Jack the cheese.
01:59:00
It was named after a cruel landlord who didn't invent it.
01:59:05
My origin story.
01:59:07
This is like the chick fil A steak.
01:59:08
I'm not gonna eat chick fil A because they believe
01:59:10
the owner believes in God and isn't open.
01:59:12
Isn't open on Sunday.
01:59:13
Dude, why don't you pick your chicken
01:59:14
that you like by the taste and flavor and cost?
01:59:17
I don't know, that's different.
01:59:18
That's different. The temperatures are.
01:59:21
If I love Monterey, is it?
01:59:23
You said Monterey Jack cheese. Yeah. Yep.
01:59:26
I don't care if it was made by a pedophile
01:59:29
that raped nine year olds.
01:59:34
How many?
01:59:36
Now, don't get me wrong again, I definitely care about people
01:59:39
that are raping nine. And that's not a nine year old. That's nine
01:59:43
year olds.
01:59:45
That's brutal. It's horrible.
01:59:47
I do not I do not. That's not acceptable.
01:59:50
But if it's good Monterey Jack cheese I mean it's
01:59:53
cheeses, cheese.
01:59:56
Yeah I think I agree.
01:59:58
Do you know what the word disingenuous means?
02:00:00
That means picking something based on somebody,
02:00:04
anything other than the thing.
02:00:05
Right?
02:00:07
Anything other than the thing.
02:00:10
It's barely anything other than said thing.
02:00:13
That's what I should have said.
02:00:15
Should have said thing.
02:00:17
Did we do the kid?
02:00:17
The kid segment was great. What'd you think of it?
02:00:20
There was a kid segment.
02:00:22
Yeah. You don't remember?
02:00:23
No, we didn't play.
02:00:25
We didn't play. Yeah. Oh, no. No.
02:00:28
Nothing but save nothing.
02:00:30
Dude, that is not a theme.
02:00:32
That's what my friends does this quarter and 123 pounds. But
02:00:37
I will tonight.
02:00:38
Right now, lots of people
02:00:41
know that the kid was beyond years.
02:00:43
Oh my gosh, do you want to just cut to the kid?
02:00:47
But we can do the kid.
02:00:48
Let's do the kid.
02:00:49
There is something near and dear to our hearts. We're talking about Dave.
02:00:52
Okay.
02:00:53
I think he's a giant douche bag.
02:00:54
Would you like to argue with me about.
02:00:56
No, I, I, like you, said he was a very fine.
02:01:02
Let's try that again.
02:01:03
Hopefully it'll go different this time,
02:01:06
Technical challenges.
02:01:07
There is something near and dear to our hearts. We're talking about Dave.
02:01:09
Damn it, I think he's a giant douche bag.
02:01:12
Would you like to argue with me?
02:01:13
I'm just saying, I would like to argue if you said he wasn't a douchebag.
02:01:16
Okay, so hold on.
02:01:18
He wasn't a douche bag. Go.
02:01:21
So he's a bag of douche,
02:01:24
like, used do pretty previous.
02:01:27
I never understood douche bag in a douche like a bag.
02:01:29
Never understood a bag full of, like it's the liquid that the douche
02:01:33
liquid.
02:01:37
Yeah, no,
02:01:39
I don't think Gary can hear us anymore.
02:01:41
He's on the other side of the store.
02:01:43
Oh, no.
02:01:44
That's what's happening.
02:01:47
We'll go back to the clip.
02:01:48
You were on the same page. Okay.
02:01:51
Bag. Okay, so as I see, we're on the same, like, argue.
02:01:54
You said he wasn't a douche bag. He said he wasn't a douche bag.
02:01:56
The douche bag.
02:01:57
Relax. That bag.
02:01:58
Okay, okay. So it's so nice.
02:02:01
Okay, so I see, right?
02:02:03
Okay. Okay.
02:02:05
So I got a douche bag.
02:02:07
Do you think he likes. Yeah. Okay.
02:02:09
Butthole or
02:02:12
Jesus farts on Rumble, right?
02:02:14
What do you say?
02:02:14
You so,
02:02:16
Oh, I you know what?
02:02:18
I'm gonna I'm gonna.
02:02:19
I am plead the fifth on that one if I really want to answer that. So.
02:02:24
So whenever there's the kid, like butthole plays out.
02:02:27
Yes. Yeah.
02:02:27
Whenever there's butthole talk involved, there's two acceptable answers.
02:02:32
There's one acceptable answer.
02:02:35
All right.
02:02:35
And I plead the fifth is not one of them.
02:02:38
All right? No,
02:02:40
I don't need to know.
02:02:42
But down now, you don't need to know.
02:02:46
They're the only acceptable answer when it comes to butthole
02:02:48
is no.
02:02:53
I'm afraid to say anything.
02:02:55
I only gave one option.
02:02:57
Well, I guess it's that one, then. Okay. By default.
02:03:00
All right.
02:03:00
Good job. Yep. Anything else? Oh.
02:03:04
I'm thinking calling something complimentary from now on.
02:03:07
Man boobs. He's got great man boobs.
02:03:09
I guess I would like to do that, but I think I'll pass stones.
02:03:12
You guys have never seen me shirtless, but I, Yeah, I'm packing some fucking.
02:03:16
Yeah. Now, that's going to be.
02:03:18
That's the first shirtless. Okay. Hold on.
02:03:21
What? Don't play.
02:03:22
What does he say? He's packing some fucking. What?
02:03:24
It really just wants. You guys guess what comes next.
02:03:26
Let's be pectorals pack guys never seen him shirtless.
02:03:30
Is he going to play?
02:03:30
He's also.
02:03:34
So he's going to say, some type of Python, some some size Python 23 inch pythons.
02:03:40
What about pepper?
02:03:41
All right. So, sorry.
02:03:42
Ryan says Monterey Jack is the worst cheese.
02:03:45
Yeah, that's. It's not the greatest cheese.
02:03:48
There's much better cheese as a tiger.
02:03:50
So I don't think I've ever had just plain Monterey Jack.
02:03:53
Whenever I say that it's either Kojak or Pepper Jack,
02:03:56
I don't think I've ever had just Monterey Jack.
02:03:58
It's that white cheese that's good in other cheeses.
02:04:01
Yeah. Sounds like Gary, right? I'm not to.
02:04:04
And I don't think
02:04:05
you're ready for the spawn.
02:04:08
What do you like?
02:04:09
Fat for? Massage from under cheese.
02:04:11
What mozzarella cheese do you need?
02:04:13
Sharp cheddar or mild cheddar or that I like the extra sharp parmesan.
02:04:18
Swiss, Swiss cheese, Twitter grids, Swiss cheese.
02:04:22
Swiss, Swiss.
02:04:23
Yeah, I like that.
02:04:24
A bitter Brie is bitter to me.
02:04:26
Yeah, I like a good I don't think it has those flavor profiles.
02:04:30
No I don't, I must be retarded.
02:04:33
I've never had a Swiss cheese or sour cheese or a bitter cheese or
02:04:36
I like meat either.
02:04:37
Creamier described cheese.
02:04:40
It's its own.
02:04:41
Some fucking. I got a bosom on me so much.
02:04:44
Oh I can't oh yeah dude
02:04:48
I get catcalled all the time. So
02:04:51
fuck yeah you do.
02:04:52
Howard, you're back from Montana.
02:04:54
Yes, I am, you give it good observation, Gary,
02:04:58
I yeah, sometimes I've been told, and I come back.
02:05:00
You used to go out there for the summer.
02:05:01
I would come back and I had a little bit of an accent, but, I mean, you gotta.
02:05:04
Okay.
02:05:05
You dropped several icons.
02:05:07
It's hot on the lake. Oh. Who's that?
02:05:09
I'm going to keep one already.
02:05:10
Somebody's gotta pay to go to
02:05:13
Dakota.
02:05:14
Come back. Dakota, we'll come back.
02:05:16
Oh, okay. Bye.
02:05:19
Okay. Bye bye.
02:05:19
Defaming the little blond girl got a very special topic.
02:05:26
Okay, bye.
02:05:28
This is my favorite.
02:05:29
Look at that. Okay. Bye.
02:05:31
That actually looks kind of handsome.
02:05:33
It looks like it could be a movie star, too.
02:05:34
Yeah. The kid from the neck up.
02:05:38
Look at it.
02:05:38
Look at the kids.
02:05:39
Look at him.
02:05:40
Just like you love him.
02:05:42
It sure is going to love his hair.
02:05:44
That's what. That's what the kid's thinking right now.
02:05:45
Yeah, look at that hair. Look at this real.
02:05:48
You see his hair?
02:05:50
Where do you see the eyebrows?
02:05:51
I got a big city, too.
02:05:53
Here's that. Watch the eyebrow. Fucking with it.
02:05:55
Watch the eyebrow.
02:05:57
Here comes. I'm going to try to catch it.
02:05:59
I think the look, they both made the eyebrows.
02:06:01
They're like, see the eyebrow?
02:06:02
But it's because the kid's embarrassed.
02:06:04
They're filming a dumb video with this old gross man and he's like,
02:06:07
oh no, it's pretend like I'm not actually that serious.
02:06:10
And into this is really.
02:06:12
Yeah.
02:06:12
The eyebrows like the eyebrows asking the kid if you need help, blink
02:06:16
three times if you need help. Okay.
02:06:18
And he's like, yeah, all right, maybe use a little.
02:06:20
He's holding his hand down behind his back like we look at the kid gives a nod.
02:06:25
You're it was there's a code going on here, Gary.
02:06:27
You should watch out.
02:06:28
Also, don't watch to be.
02:06:31
I'm not making this up. Watch. He gives the eye.
02:06:33
He gives the eyebrow.
02:06:34
Hey. You okay? Now watch the nod of the kid.
02:06:37
He's like, I'm good.
02:06:40
Yeah.
02:06:41
He didn't just say bye.
02:06:42
Waving it.
02:06:44
The signal would come because you've been there for like, a week.
02:06:48
Yeah, yeah.
02:06:49
Okay.
02:06:49
I have my own time on the draws and and the like,
02:06:53
when I come back from Montana or for a week or two,
02:06:56
and then I go back into not fucking my sister again.
02:07:00
So I swear that's what he said is a little bit of a Montana accent.
02:07:04
I heard it too.
02:07:05
Oh, about sheep. Sheep fucking.
02:07:07
Yeah, yeah, fuck the sheep for a week or two.
02:07:09
And then if you'll notice, my eyes do that.
02:07:12
I don't take my eyes off.
02:07:14
No. If you notice your eyes, that's all.
02:07:16
I look at the whole show.
02:07:19
His reflection, I know,
02:07:20
but I can pretty sure see, he's sure.
02:07:23
I'm. I'm pretty sure I wrote you a love song in the beginning.
02:07:26
You guys,
02:07:27
that was squinting the whole time.
02:07:29
Really wrote that part.
02:07:31
I'm sorry I interrupted you. What about your eyes?
02:07:34
That was Sabrina Carpenter.
02:07:35
Didn't tell that.
02:07:36
I don't look at Dakota, I say.
02:07:39
I say goodbye, Dakota, without looking to see if it was.
02:07:45
How did you know it was Dakota?
02:07:46
I look for a girl.
02:07:47
I don't know what my phone which was recording.
02:07:50
How nice.
02:07:52
I saw Drew Brees,
02:07:53
quarterback of the New Orleans Saints, do that all the time in his stadium.
02:07:58
He go back and I thought his helmet was too big
02:07:59
because when he threw the ball, he was like
02:08:02
looking out from under his facemask.
02:08:05
From under it.
02:08:06
It's 20.
02:08:06
That's that's two from unders from under three.
02:08:09
That's twice I said that's nice.
02:08:11
Anyways, he wasn't looking from under his mask.
02:08:13
He was looking up at the jumbotron to see who was open.
02:08:15
It's brilliant from under all quarterbacks should be able to do that.
02:08:20
Put the knife down Garrett.
02:08:21
The show's not going that bad.
02:08:23
Lee. Yeah, please don't go.
02:08:25
Not yet. Wait till the end of the show.
02:08:26
We'll save that for the Brady Draw Show.
02:08:28
We need more.
02:08:32
Okay.
02:08:32
By the quarter. By quarter.
02:08:34
Wait, that was a sound down.
02:08:35
That law of Toyota.
02:08:38
He was. Check
02:08:39
probably near and dear to our hearts.
02:08:41
We're talking about a man named Dakota.
02:08:43
Like a giant douche bag, I think.
02:08:44
Would you like to argue with me about that?
02:08:46
No, I, I would like to argue if you said he wasn't a douchebag.
02:08:49
Okay, so as I see, we're on the same page.
02:08:51
Okay.
02:08:53
What part of our stuff do you think he likes the most?
02:08:56
The butthole or.
02:09:00
The parts on Rumble, right?
02:09:01
Yeah.
02:09:02
Ryan likes an extra sharp, Vermont style cheese.
02:09:05
I you know what? I'm gonna I'm gonna.
02:09:07
I plead the fifth on that one.
02:09:09
If I really want to answer that.
02:09:11
But I only got one.
02:09:12
Well, I guess it's that one, then.
02:09:14
Okay. By default.
02:09:15
All right. Good job. Yep.
02:09:16
Anything else?
02:09:17
Oh, I'm thinking, calm something complimentary from now on.
02:09:22
Man boobs.
02:09:23
He's got great man boobs.
02:09:25
See, I would like to do that, but I can't really cast stones.
02:09:27
You guys have never seen me shirtless, but I, Yeah, I'm packing some fucking.
02:09:31
But I Greek.
02:09:32
Yeah, yeah.
02:09:32
Wait, actually, I can't throw stones.
02:09:36
Yeah, dude, I get catcalled all the time.
02:09:38
So. So,
02:09:40
makes me feel empowered.
02:09:41
You're back from Montana?
02:09:42
Yes, I am, You do.
02:09:44
You haven't picked up their accent.
02:09:46
No. Not yet.
02:09:47
Sometimes I've been told that I come back when I used to go out there
02:09:49
for the summer, I would come back and I had a little bit of an accent, but,
02:09:51
I mean, I was only there for like, a week, so.
02:09:53
Okay, I don't have time to pick up on the drawers and and the like.
02:09:57
All right, all right.
02:09:59
By Dakota, the code for outing. Okay.
02:10:02
And that's Dakota. I'm not sure if it's good.
02:10:05
Okay. Bye.
02:10:15
Oh, yeah.
02:10:15
Yeah, yeah, I forgot about that one.
02:10:20
Is that why he keeps showing me the night?
02:10:22
I keep showing the knife?
02:10:24
You're in the same shirt? Yes.
02:10:25
I keep asking you to show the clip,
02:10:29
but the clip, Dave.
02:10:32
Roll the.
02:10:33
I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.
02:10:38
What do we got?
02:10:39
What's up next?
02:10:41
What is it?
02:10:43
This is charged and fired.
02:10:45
I'm afraid that you did do that.
02:10:46
Fledged and forge.
02:10:50
This is round one of the testing.
02:10:53
The point of this test is not what your blade does to the log.
02:10:57
It's what the flame log does to your blade.
02:10:59
This test, the structural integrity.
02:11:03
We're starting with the fish.
02:11:06
The fish.
02:11:08
It's the fish.
02:11:10
I thought you were going to kill a fish.
02:11:13
No. Glinting.
02:11:15
Yeah, but it didn't cut the, Well, it cut.
02:11:19
Well, it cut.
02:11:20
Well, it cut. I remember you guys. I'm I'm
02:11:24
I'm I'm not very smart.
02:11:26
What is glinting means.
02:11:27
That sounds like something that I don't ever want.
02:11:32
It's just like that.
02:11:34
So the blade bends.
02:11:38
No. He said that was fish.
02:11:40
Oh, fish. Barracuda?
02:11:41
Yeah, Barracuda. I thought it was a barracuda.
02:11:43
He just.
02:11:44
He couldn't remember what fish we named it after.
02:11:46
Yeah.
02:11:49
Seriously, what's glinting marks we break into?
02:11:52
Oh, he's frozen.
02:11:54
That's why he's talking.
02:11:55
Which is nothing at all.
02:11:56
Because it's fruit.
02:11:56
Come on, Dave fucking Dave.
02:12:00
Dave's not here.
02:12:02
There's a Dave show featuring Dave.
02:12:04
So what's the next knife you're going to be using?
02:12:05
It's the edge or blemishes.
02:12:08
The when when you,
02:12:11
flash them in the light, they they leave a glint.
02:12:14
You can see like like.
02:12:16
Oh, that's what I said.
02:12:17
Like a glint of light from the mark. Yes.
02:12:21
So if you, if you turn it in the light,
02:12:23
you can see flaws or defects glinting.
02:12:29
Okay.
02:12:29
But you're also supposed to be able to, like, cut the thing with it to, Well,
02:12:34
by the time it cut, will it cut?
02:12:38
Will it?
02:12:38
It's like a rotted piece of wood.
02:12:40
Like it should be able to like
02:12:42
it's not rotten. Continue.
02:12:44
Yeah.
02:12:45
No, it is, it is.
02:12:45
It very much is okay.
02:12:49
And it is to see it.
02:12:50
You can you can see it like it's in multiple ways.
02:12:53
It's been,
02:12:53
it looks like it's been laying in the fucking ground for a week or 2 or 2.
02:12:57
What do you fucking biologist.
02:12:59
No, you can just. Arborist.
02:13:01
What are you, an arborist?
02:13:03
Yeah. Cleveland. Professional arborist.
02:13:05
Did you say cleavage? I know wood when I see it.
02:13:08
That is a seasoned piece of wood. Did you say you want.
02:13:11
Wait. What? Cleavage. And you know wood when you see it?
02:13:13
It did leave a mark in there, but it didn't like it.
02:13:15
Just left an indentation.
02:13:16
Not like, cuz I'm hitting too fast.
02:13:20
It's just bludgeoned like it's a bludgeoning knife.
02:13:23
It's a blunt object.
02:13:24
Bludgeoned?
02:13:25
You could, like, butter your bread with that fucker.
02:13:27
It's about it.
02:13:28
So just fix it.
02:13:29
You didn't make a knife. You made a bad. No.
02:13:31
At least the the barracuda. You. Yeah.
02:13:34
Stab into someone, you know.
02:13:36
Did you make them both? There's one the other.
02:13:38
Right. Forger.
02:13:40
The other male cameraman.
02:13:42
Easy.
02:13:45
The cameraman. Man.
02:13:46
He he's got the blunt one. That's. Man.
02:13:49
The smack, the smacking noise. Now.
02:13:53
He made that one. Yes.
02:13:55
Oh, but see, it's heavier.
02:13:56
So when you're hit, you're hitting it different in a different set.
02:13:58
Hitting it straight down.
02:14:03
Look at the two different.
02:14:04
Yeah. Bruising.
02:14:06
So that's hard to do because the camera's over there.
02:14:10
What are you doing that for?
02:14:11
I didn't, this is dead, man.
02:14:14
It just went, man.
02:14:15
It just went.
02:14:18
Autoplay.
02:14:19
Sorry, I stopped it. Goddamn two.
02:14:21
Nothing wrong with that.
02:14:23
There's a little button there that sucks.
02:14:24
I need to get a beer, but I want to see these videos because I don't watch them.
02:14:27
Because I'm not an asshole.
02:14:29
I don't to watch it or something near and dear to our hearts.
02:14:34
What am I doing? I'm just bated breath.
02:14:36
So if I hit refresh, then it's.
02:14:40
Oh, I guess I could have gotten the beer.
02:14:42
Yeah. It's live.
02:14:43
Oh, we can do that word.
02:14:46
Yeah, we can do that one.
02:14:48
There has not been one fuck up on tonight's show.
02:14:53
Go, go.
02:14:55
Let us.
02:14:58
That's the one Gary wanted.
02:15:01
You know,
02:15:02
for tonight.
02:15:03
Saw it. Yeah.
02:15:05
Well, wait.
02:15:07
He looks a lot like Dave.
02:15:11
He does
02:15:13
all these things. Do?
02:15:17
You know, I mean, I know.
02:15:20
No, no, he's
02:15:23
I mean, I don't know.
02:15:25
I mean, I know
02:15:27
for him, I've known since I was six in the radio play.
02:15:31
So we got one.
02:15:33
No no no no
02:15:36
no no no
02:15:38
I don't get Canadian humor, man.
02:15:41
I will not tell people.
02:15:43
It was like a long time.
02:15:45
Yeah.
02:15:45
I mean, I know, I know, these are the days I know,
02:15:49
I know, I know
02:15:50
these are the days I know they come to.
02:15:53
Oh, I hardly know him.
02:15:58
These are days I know, know
02:16:00
I know, I know no.
02:16:03
One day I know we all they don't know
02:16:08
we are.
02:16:09
No, no, no we are me.
02:16:16
These are the days, you know.
02:16:18
These are the days. You know,
02:16:21
I think Dave went to get a beer.
02:16:24
These are the days, you know.
02:16:28
Daniel. Dave Lewis, you know.
02:16:29
Oh, I can't do that one because he did that one, too, and that would be rude.
02:16:32
So I'm going to save that one.
02:16:34
Oh, up to this one,
02:16:37
Dave.
02:16:43
I have to push play
02:16:44
and I it's not 500 pounds.
02:17:00
Because know.
02:17:05
Like we're going on a East coast. I'm.
02:17:09
I'm waiting for this.
02:17:10
We're like.
02:17:14
Just go back to
02:17:17
break it up.
02:17:19
I don't.
02:17:23
We don't.
02:17:26
You're not
02:17:27
with me.
02:17:32
Push me.
02:17:32
Don't you see like.
02:17:33
No, it's not just shame I can't listen.
02:17:36
The reason I'm keeping story.
02:17:39
But you, you don't want to go back.
02:17:40
I just so you know, every Monday night, it was fun for me.
02:17:44
You see. Don't miss the song.
02:17:46
You know what? I.
02:17:57
Stopped
02:17:59
coming on the.
02:18:06
This.
02:18:08
Next week.
02:18:10
He's not coming.
02:18:13
You know somebody he's like.
02:18:18
He's.
02:18:18
They say they quit. Yeah.
02:18:20
He actually up for the next week.
02:18:24
I'll bet you it's like money that the.
02:18:32
Cool story bro.
02:18:33
Oh. Here's this one.
02:18:36
This is this is the best one of them all.
02:18:41
It's kind of hard to tell, though.
02:18:44
Yes, you'll know
02:18:46
I've got a cool, All right.
02:18:59
This is flat transdimensional flat rate
02:19:03
case.
02:19:05
This is going to sound one on.
02:19:08
Just sounds all worth it. Like
02:19:11
slight.
02:19:11
Yeah.
02:19:14
It's like a fucking wah wah pedal.
02:19:17
The cool thing is, it's still.
02:19:19
It's still getting lower.
02:19:21
It hasn't stopped getting lower yet.
02:19:26
Oh, it's breaking now.
02:19:28
You're not tune.
02:19:43
So. Well, that's finished now, doctor Dave
02:19:46
had sex with one of his patients and he felt guilty all day long.
02:19:50
No matter how much he tried to forget, he just couldn't.
02:19:53
The guilt was overwhelming.
02:19:56
But every once in a while,
02:19:59
he would hear internal, reassuring voices heard.
02:20:01
It said, don't worry about it, Dave.
02:20:03
You weren't the first medical practitioner
02:20:05
to have sex with one of your patients, and you won't be the last.
02:20:09
Let's just let it go.
02:20:10
Dave.
02:20:10
Yeah, but then invariably another voice came into his head
02:20:14
and it just kept coming back and whispering, Dave, you sick fuck,
02:20:19
you're a veterinarian.
02:20:24
What's.
02:20:28
Oh, we already saw that one.
02:20:33
Okay, see, this is Dave.
02:20:34
I said, Dave, you sick fuck.
02:20:35
Your veterinarian.
02:20:38
I've got a non Dave news story, but it is a breaking news.
02:20:41
So much.
02:20:43
Oh I got three.
02:20:44
We have three videos on there.
02:20:47
Is there any.
02:20:47
Do you want me to play any of them at any time.
02:20:50
The ones that I yeah I have, I have the same, I have the same Matt
02:20:54
rants Matt just mashed up with our theme, so it's not as cool as yours.
02:20:57
You don't want me to play him?
02:20:59
Yeah, you can play.
02:21:00
I want to hear you want to say anything you got to take.
02:21:04
All right.
02:21:04
So for every nut, for every video, for the rest, we either get money,
02:21:08
a like, subscribe, a thumbs up, or Gary takes a piece of clothes off.
02:21:12
We're going to play. Yep.
02:21:13
New year's, new Year's.
02:21:15
So yeah, people definitely do it because they don't want him
02:21:19
to take his clothes off.
02:21:20
In fact, I'm going to tell you right now.
02:21:25
So what are we playing now?
02:21:26
We're playing this.
02:21:28
Oh, my God, that were beats on a tray.
02:21:31
This is big. I can hear him.
02:21:32
At least the lowest I've been in seven years.
02:21:34
I've tried to tell him that she's getting curious.
02:21:36
He shut the fuck up. It's just one guy.
02:21:38
Serious. Hope to a kill it. I'm. I was an optimist. Not your response.
02:21:40
Be flawless.
02:21:41
Not some.
02:21:41
It's got to be hard
02:21:42
finding time to perfect all your runs every night in Narcotics Anonymous.
02:21:45
Hi, Dave. Hi, Dave. Hi, Dave.
02:21:47
I'm not even joking.
02:21:48
You don't scare me at all.
02:21:50
If you didn't drive by, I blame.
02:21:52
It's so cute when you ran.
02:21:53
It's like I'm watching my dad trying to use.
02:21:56
Hey, hey, just give it back.
02:21:58
You've been sober, like, eight years.
02:21:59
You the type of guy who can have a beer, have a single drink.
02:22:02
You need to get some Coke. And buddy, suck a dick for a painkiller.
02:22:04
You party, and when you bad boy, you're crazy.
02:22:07
Son of a bang for the audience that you're a pussy.
02:22:10
You tap on my shoulder. Anyway.
02:22:11
Where are you going? I'm over here now.
02:22:13
How's that? You can have fun with your career.
02:22:14
Got your own pool, kids in private school.
02:22:16
You the fucking mother of the year.
02:22:18
You keep talking millions. I googled your wealth.
02:22:20
You are two, Dave. I'm more 12. You're tweeting at YouTube.
02:22:22
Somebody help with my monetized video, Dave.
02:22:24
That's to tell. Broken, ugly.
02:22:25
Short, stubby 40 something with a face. I was born to punch and act tough.
02:22:28
But I know edge, of course,
02:22:29
must pick the wife up the first half of the big bad day.
02:22:32
You've got to go sign for her to ride that wave till Hollywood sign.
02:22:37
Fool! You're so excited just to get invited.
02:22:39
She's refreshingly white and couldn't. She's enough.
02:22:41
You said I love rap because it's counterculture, Dave. Counterculture?
02:22:44
Who beat you up? My teacher has Grammys.
02:22:47
Your future is handed to me.
02:22:48
Imagining baddies and nasty with Johnny Cash money air to your head from your fan.
02:22:52
Exciting teeth commercial for actor Dave.
02:22:54
I don't need rehearsals.
02:22:55
I'm guessing you're about to wheezing, gargle
02:22:56
and stomp on your head to your cheeks in purple.
02:22:58
I was a wrestler, I wore spandex. You were a customer.
02:23:01
You did. Janet.
02:23:02
I'll take you in your bitch by the ear
02:23:03
and then smash you together like stone cold beer.
02:23:05
Being a fucking losers in your DNA.
02:23:06
It's in a punch line. It's a PSA.
02:23:08
The chromosomes from your mom portray retards, and they name them Dave.
02:23:12
Nobody saves the wife. You the chain up her legs or mobile eggs.
02:23:15
Put them in bags and then lock them away in the safe and send it away on a plane.
02:23:18
I'm lucky that I know CPR beyond my girl virgin days.
02:23:20
And she died like she was by.
02:23:22
We waited like a week and then she went right back into Minecraft.
02:23:25
My girl was on Def Jam, y'all.
02:23:27
Girl like like death Banshee. The grim reaper who had spit ether.
02:23:30
She collecting the soul of a dead.
02:23:31
That hair gonna need a whole family of coffins.
02:23:33
When you just one to solve all your problems.
02:23:35
The shame and embarrassment. All of the comments
02:23:38
drop the album in four years.
02:23:40
Dog rapping is your hobby.
02:23:41
Yeah. My career.
02:23:42
Less than a year.
02:23:43
20,000 physical copies have millions of streams.
02:23:46
I'm living your dream. Your glorified YouTuber looked like a meme.
02:23:48
Got a stupid extreme definition to try hard.
02:23:50
Watch me rap after eating a type of dying for attention.
02:23:53
That's why you started smoking.
02:23:54
You're so gassed, but expect it right after this ends your sex day.
02:23:57
Probably week you been on Ellen and Rogan?
02:23:59
Why are you a star here?
02:24:00
Let me tell you, it isn't the bars the way that you look.
02:24:02
It's the way that you are.
02:24:03
Nobody cares about your music, mama dawg.
02:24:05
You do impressions, rap in 20,000. You think it's flexing?
02:24:08
I got a question.
02:24:09
Why you got to pretend to be everyone else
02:24:10
to resemble the dress I killed you already.
02:24:12
This don't need a sequel. I'm honestly Barbra the Shit.
02:24:14
She's like kicking the culture shoes.
02:24:16
You can associate horrible to me like this.
02:24:18
Many rappers wrote you response Monday.
02:24:20
Give him credit a new syntax I saw with my eyes.
02:24:23
I know what you said, Dave, I read it. You a real piece of shit.
02:24:26
Not like a real piece of shit.
02:24:28
Like if a piece of shit ain't a piece of shit and take a piece.
02:24:30
Shit, you that piece of shit. I'm on, like five minutes.
02:24:32
Let me see the cans on fire from MTV.
02:24:35
The network wanted something fresh and clean.
02:24:36
I bet any day they'll be calling me.
02:24:38
You left rhymes sandwich because you had to.
02:24:39
We didn't walk away. Wasn't something you planned, dude.
02:24:42
Got lost in the drugs in the whirlwind. Cop.
02:24:43
Hands down with another man's girlfriend.
02:24:45
Piece of shit like a real piece of shit.
02:24:48
Like if a piece of shit fucked a piece of shit and got an STD,
02:24:50
or that piece of shit. You got a pet bird that you never thought you'd be dead.
02:24:53
First time I put you both in the oven when you get burned,
02:24:55
I'ma put you both in a urn missing in a bottle.
02:24:57
Mix it up and turn the ash into plaster.
02:24:59
Give it to your bitch. Tyler.
02:25:00
Make statues of me just to capture my wind.
02:25:01
My girl will just fade in her face. And will dip.
02:25:03
Get a hammer and come back and smash it to bits for the black in this place.
02:25:05
So that no one forgets that your biggest mistake was as good
02:25:08
as it gets for a guy whose career doesn't even exist
02:25:10
at the peak of the mountain for you, this is it. Your esthetic is pathetic.
02:25:12
You don't get it up prophetic a rap Athletics are boring.
02:25:14
Fucking Guinness World Record. Be careful where you were headed.
02:25:16
I'm cemented as a legend.
02:25:16
David Jordan's Every night, the best movie the evidence ever grew me up.
02:25:19
And I will always be the elephant when you try to this capital until the bell,
02:25:22
I send a letter to heaven that explodes when I open to help it get your attention.
02:25:25
Smell it. You sweating?
02:25:26
It's 1111.
02:25:26
I make a wish that when you die, you come back resurrected.
02:25:28
So I can kill you again and again and again.
02:25:29
For the record, if you see again and you jump, you get the second.
02:25:32
Oh dear.
02:25:32
I can't believe I had to set this shit straight, man.
02:25:35
Old ears.
02:25:36
I hope you hear exactly what I say out.
02:25:38
I'm here.
02:25:39
Said you didn't even know my name, dog.
02:25:41
So here, I'll say it so you don't forget it.
02:25:44
Gang slash rants live, bitch.
02:25:50
Oh, that is fantastic.
02:25:51
I love her use of Brady's artwork.
02:25:54
And, the kid with the with Hogan.
02:25:57
I mean that the the the flattery and artwork was a great touch.
02:26:03
That's a lot of nuts.
02:26:04
Let's play nothing but chicken attack from now on.
02:26:07
But we don't have chicken attack.
02:26:09
But we do have kangaroo attack.
02:26:12
Oh, this son of a got a punch.
02:26:13
Lee's in the nose.
02:26:14
Look at this. Son of a bitch! Look at him, buff.
02:26:16
This motherfucker is.
02:26:18
Look at the muscles on this son of a bitch.
02:26:20
The compassion pretty fucking built to the guy.
02:26:23
Claims it was trying to drown his dog.
02:26:25
It was hanging on the back of his dog.
02:26:26
Look at this fucking that's motherfucker.
02:26:29
He's like. He's like, relax into it. He's like, bitch. Yeah,
02:26:33
let's see what.
02:26:37
Yeah, yeah.
02:26:38
He used to be a different energy and now he's back as a kangaroo
02:26:43
Haji.
02:26:45
Now you do it. Fuck you up.
02:26:47
Maybe kind of like, I don't know.
02:26:51
Sorry, guys.
02:26:52
All right. Yeah.
02:26:54
Hey hey, hey.
02:26:56
Sure.
02:26:57
We saw his brother last.
02:27:04
He's a no no.
02:27:05
I can still get away.
02:27:05
Guys, that's I.
02:27:08
Hold on.
02:27:09
Just let me get up, please.
02:27:11
I'm not standing up just because
02:27:13
I'm. With then is like this.
02:27:18
There's this little guy.
02:27:22
He'll me.
02:27:23
Is I going, I'm getting eaten by a by a snake and a hyena.
02:27:28
Oh, no.
02:27:28
That's the the hyenas.
02:27:30
Like you fucking ruined it, right?
02:27:33
There's a worm in my food
02:27:36
right?
02:27:40
There's a snake in my boot.
02:27:42
That's what I should have fucking said.
02:27:44
Yeah.
02:27:48
What?
02:27:50
Oh, that's what that one for.
02:27:52
What's your Seinfeld reference?
02:27:55
I said it a long time ago.
02:27:56
Hyenas like, you know. Oh, do you know what, guys?
02:27:58
Yeah, yeah, this is like a this is like a two for one situation.
02:28:01
You're in it.
02:28:06
Oh, speaking of Seinfeld, David Puddy, I'm right.
02:28:10
Thing is, like. I mean, just take both.
02:28:12
David is the face painter.
02:28:13
I was going to paint my face up like the lions.
02:28:15
But look at this motherfucker.
02:28:17
Couldn't do it.
02:28:19
I'm just going to take both of them.
02:28:21
Fuck it.
02:28:23
You know what?
02:28:24
He just invented this, like, modern, not the desert.
02:28:27
Where are they?
02:28:28
What's, the, Savannah.
02:28:30
That's Savannah surf and turf.
02:28:33
Right?
02:28:35
That's fucking hilarious.
02:28:40
Yeah.
02:28:41
Well, that was, not a chicken attack,
02:28:44
but it was, damn near close.
02:28:48
Do what I say myself.
02:28:49
You my dick.
02:28:52
Nice.
02:28:54
I'll be right back.
02:28:55
I have to go find a new jabber.
02:28:58
So, Dave, a student at a university,
02:29:00
seems to be getting a lot of sexual attention from women.
02:29:03
Dave.
02:29:04
Day after day, Dave seems to be with a different girl.
02:29:08
Dave. After Dave. Dave seems to be with a different girl.
02:29:10
His professor Mike comes up and asked him what his secret is.
02:29:15
Before sex, I bang my dick on the bed side which numbs it and makes me last longer.
02:29:20
He says wow. And that works.
02:29:22
Mike asks every time. Dave replies.
02:29:25
So later that day, when his wife was in the shower,
02:29:29
he's like, ooh, there's a chance to do it.
02:29:30
So Mike bangs his dick on the bed side, bang bang, bang.
02:29:34
And before he walks into his bathroom, he hears his wife say, Dave, is that you?
02:29:41
Nice.
02:29:44
I don't get it.
02:29:45
You're gay.
02:29:46
When you watch it back.
02:29:48
No, no, you haven't used.
02:29:50
What happened? Was this back?
02:29:52
He told them to bang his dick on Mike.
02:29:54
Dave told Mike to bang his dick to get it numb.
02:29:56
So when he got home, Mike banged his dick and his wife said, Dave,
02:30:00
is that you?
02:30:04
Oh. Oh, I get it.
02:30:06
Okay. There you go.
02:30:08
There I get things, I get jokes.
02:30:15
Right.
02:30:15
Y'all?
02:30:20
Ready? Go!
02:30:21
Where'd you go?
02:30:24
No, I'm looking for something.
02:30:26
Well, I found something there.
02:30:27
Are you getting the helicopter accidents on accident, man?
02:30:33
God damn it.
02:30:35
Of course I hit the next thing.
02:30:46
Oh. This is tragic.
02:30:48
This is our soldiers.
02:30:50
And I say that, like advanced cyber.
02:30:53
Oh, the propellers spinning that helicopter.
02:30:56
All right.
02:31:02
Probably about as safe as I like.
02:31:04
Yeah, I was going to say, for all the moving parts
02:31:06
that are happening right now, that's, like, amazing.
02:31:09
That's like that chainsaw that or that,
02:31:11
this.
02:31:15
Didn't cut you because I.
02:31:22
Accidents.
02:31:24
Oh, that's.
02:31:29
Why? We got this shit.
02:31:35
Oh, the guy called.
02:31:38
Yeah,
02:31:40
yeah.
02:31:45
It's whatever the fuck.
02:31:49
Just excuse my.
02:31:54
Is pretty fucking strong.
02:31:56
This fucking helicopter shit.
02:32:01
That's an expensive mistake.
02:32:03
Oh, you're watching this one.
02:32:09
I like how everyone who runs in here is, like, what are you guys going to do?
02:32:13
Anyone diving in? No.
02:32:15
Then what are you doing?
02:32:16
Why does this look like a weird monster?
02:32:21
Because I remember the Muppet.
02:32:25
Yeah.
02:32:25
What is wrong with this helicopter?
02:32:32
Looks like a really shitty amusement park ride.
02:32:35
It's Indian.
02:32:36
Yeah.
02:32:43
It'll be fine.
02:32:44
That was not really a helicopter accident.
02:32:48
It was an umbrella.
02:32:50
People who get in the helicopter accidents on accident, man.
02:32:55
It's like the side view of the same thing.
02:32:57
Or what?
02:33:03
Is their sound because we can't hear it.
02:33:06
I can hear it's about all that's.
02:33:10
Oh, I hear, I turn it down because it's really loud earlier,
02:33:12
but it's just it was a general, just a different angle.
02:33:17
And,
02:33:19
there are people who get into helicopter
02:33:22
accidents on accident. Man.
02:33:28
Get out.
02:33:29
There you go. I got out.
02:33:32
Good job.
02:33:32
You all.
02:33:37
Kobe.
02:33:39
There are no people who get in the helicopter accidents on.
02:33:43
That's.
02:33:49
Been doing a backflip in this whole.
02:33:53
Yeah.
02:33:54
I'm one one and then no one for real.
02:33:58
There are people who get in the helicopter accident in the morgue on accident.
02:34:03
Man first, but yeah, it's more like this 1 in 90.
02:34:07
Yeah, that's how many the Osprey has been in trouble.
02:34:12
He come they come cremated at that point, though.
02:34:16
Yeah.
02:34:19
Oh, that thing just keeps spinning.
02:34:20
Funny.
02:34:23
There are people who get in the helicopter accidents
02:34:27
on accident. Man.
02:34:39
I'm on all video.
02:34:41
You still look like that?
02:34:42
Yeah.
02:34:43
Yeah.
02:34:46
That was the good version.
02:34:48
That was like, there already.
02:34:49
P and I didn't.
02:34:52
June 1997.
02:34:53
Two Black Hawk helicopters at Fort Kent killings.
02:34:58
So I cracked down helicopters.
02:35:00
However, big black car man, no one walked away from the July 9th.
02:35:04
I went to school.
02:35:05
All like soldiers, three black people,
02:35:11
Wow. Yeah.
02:35:14
So there are people who get in a helicopter accident
02:35:17
on accident, man.
02:35:22
Really?
02:35:25
Indeed.
02:35:26
Well, I do have some closing thoughts on, Dave.
02:35:30
Well, you know, I'm not done with this news theme song, so you're going
02:35:33
to just have to keep to keep the show going for about two to
02:35:37
5 to 10.
02:35:40
Deer dick looking fagot fucker.
02:35:44
Ask why.
02:35:49
My husband Dave
02:35:51
likes to tickle our two boys, ages seven and eight.
02:35:55
He goes two hours sometimes and they beg him to stop, but he won't.
02:35:59
I've talked to him about it with my sons
02:36:01
and even came up with a phrase no more when they wanted to quit.
02:36:07
I've also tried to make it clear to Dave that he needs to stop
02:36:10
when they just say it.
02:36:11
The problem is, he continues, even after they say it,
02:36:15
and then he puts his mouth on their testicles and licks them.
02:36:18
No, I'm just kidding.
02:36:19
Preach.
02:36:20
I try to stop when I try to stop him.
02:36:23
He says he's just playing with my boys and then I'm interfering.
02:36:28
Or if they say stop, he gets irritated and calls them sissies.
02:36:32
Ooh, yeah,
02:36:35
I thought
02:36:35
it was tickling is hurtful because he has done it to me and left bruises.
02:36:41
What can I do to make him stop this behavior?
02:36:43
Signed. Not tickled.
02:36:46
In Noblesville, Indiana.
02:36:49
Listen, I'm not tickled.
02:36:52
Yeah, he's got a problem.
02:36:54
That's not tickling.
02:36:56
Tickle fights one thing, but, safety word is another.
02:37:01
He's going to change his behavior.
02:37:02
He's kind of just the douchebag.
02:37:05
So just the giver.
02:37:08
And then the guy who doesn't tickle right?
02:37:11
Because, you know, a tickle fight can be fun,
02:37:13
and you should have, a safety word.
02:37:16
But if you mean he won't stop as he's going into this very moment,
02:37:21
then you got a real issue.
02:37:22
But honestly, he's, he's he's
02:37:25
not worshiping, he's got a safety word with your children.
02:37:30
Yeah.
02:37:31
Yes.
02:37:32
That's enough.
02:37:34
Yeah.
02:37:36
Knock it off. You.
02:37:38
Yeah.
02:37:42
Dear fleshy, fleshy for pleasure.
02:37:46
My parents are in there, but I have two brothers.
02:37:49
Pete, the oldest, is in his 50s and lives with them.
02:37:53
Dave lives next door.
02:37:55
My parents support them both financially.
02:37:57
Neither one works or even tries to find a job.
02:38:00
Both of them are addicted to meth and one is hooked on prescription pills as well.
02:38:04
My parents know it and but enable them by paying their bills.
02:38:07
Pete and Dave steal and blame each other or
02:38:11
Pete and Dave steal and blame
02:38:13
each other, or any innocent family member who comes to visit.
02:38:17
My parents are in denial.
02:38:18
There is major drug use going on every day, as well as potential violence,
02:38:25
potential violence every day.
02:38:27
Pete and Dave threatened to shoot people all the time.
02:38:30
Part of me understands it's none of my business
02:38:31
and I have no desire to be around such dysfunction.
02:38:34
The other part of me is furious and wants to put a stop to them using my parents.
02:38:38
If I offer suggestions to my parents, such as cutting off Pete and Dave,
02:38:42
they get mad at me.
02:38:43
I'm ready to several times because there is no stopping this train wreck.
02:38:46
My parents actually enjoy paying.
02:38:49
I think my parents actually enjoy paying for my 250 something brothers
02:38:52
so they can stay high, never grow up and always be dependent.
02:38:55
Any advice? Signed?
02:38:57
No name in the southwest.
02:39:00
Yeah, it sounds like you're actually ready to cut ties with your parents
02:39:04
at desire, but,
02:39:07
Team Dave seem to have made so that's.
02:39:11
I wouldn't change.
02:39:12
So, yeah, if you're really to, you can walk away from the whole situation
02:39:17
that you delight.
02:39:20
It's like the one Rapper's Delight.
02:39:24
Oh. Have you ever tried to karaoke Rapper's Delight?
02:39:27
Hip hop? That's tricky. Lyrics.
02:39:30
And you don't stop.
02:39:31
Yeah, those are bang bang boogie to Jump the rhythm to the rhythm to the boogie.
02:39:34
To be knows exactly yes.
02:39:37
Is it I own the wonder Mike.
02:39:39
Or is it I am the Doctor Spock version because
02:39:42
the doctor doctor Spock fans,
02:39:44
And the doctor Spock into whatever
02:39:48
it was.
02:39:49
Where's Brady at?
02:39:49
Because,
02:39:53
Dear, you son of a bitch named Frederick
02:39:57
Fudge, my brother in law asked
02:40:00
my brother in law, Dave has kissed
02:40:04
me, has twice kissed me passionately.
02:40:07
When my sister was not around, I made light of it and pushed him away.
02:40:10
On the.
02:40:11
The third off time it happened was when he came
02:40:15
to my house to do a little repair job for me.
02:40:18
That time he almost he also grabbed my breast,
02:40:22
I exploded, oh, she came and told him off.
02:40:25
Yeah, okay. I exploded and told him off.
02:40:28
Later on, Dave called
02:40:30
and said he was going to come back to do some other things that needed attention.
02:40:33
I told them he was not welcome in my house and that I'm furious
02:40:37
he would do such a thing.
02:40:38
He apologized and said he hoped I could forgive him.
02:40:42
I am so angry.
02:40:43
I no longer want to be in this company.
02:40:45
I also don't like that I have to keep his behavior a secret from my sister.
02:40:50
I haven't told anyone and it's keeping me up at it's keeping me up nights.
02:40:55
It's keeping me up nights.
02:40:57
Please help.
02:40:58
Signed fuming in Florida.
02:41:01
Wait a minute.
02:41:02
Who are you keeping a secret from?
02:41:03
Whose side are you on?
02:41:05
You're taking sides by not telling your sister, you idiot.
02:41:10
I mean, like, more than just a kiss happened,
02:41:13
so it was reciprocated.
02:41:14
And she doesn't want to write.
02:41:17
I then I who she protecting right now?
02:41:23
Exactly.
02:41:24
So, that's fucked up. Yeah.
02:41:27
I didn't think about that.
02:41:29
Yeah. But I like this guy.
02:41:31
Pushed her and forward advances, like, all the time.
02:41:34
Well, you bounced up. It's right.
02:41:36
You remind me of Dave.
02:41:38
Dave as some fucking balls on him.
02:41:41
Just going to go after your sister in law own brother.
02:41:44
Same weird is.
02:41:47
I said, Dave, is that you hear that,
02:41:51
Dave? You not.
02:41:51
That's what it says.
02:41:53
Y'all all y'all wild, y'all wild.
02:41:56
Dave's not you.
02:42:00
Should we watch the other
02:42:02
brothers enter the other corner?
02:42:03
Beyonce's brother's Beyonce is coming out is.
02:42:06
I want to watch. Hold on. It's, Donald.
02:42:11
He deer
02:42:14
flag it.
02:42:17
That's footage.
02:42:18
I cannot believe it.
02:42:20
My parents tricked me into confronting a child molester when I was young.
02:42:25
My Uncle Dave went to prison.
02:42:27
My family told it like this.
02:42:31
Dave had an affair with a 17 year
02:42:33
old girl who was pretending to be 18.
02:42:36
They made a sex tape.
02:42:37
Her parents found it and accused him of rape.
02:42:39
He went to prison for life.
02:42:41
My parents visit and talk to him regularly, although nobody else
02:42:45
in the extended family does, and they always encourage me
02:42:47
to communicate with him.
02:42:49
They say he he made hold on.
02:42:52
We get rid of the the label
02:42:55
extended family.
02:42:56
That's kind of like half family.
02:42:58
That just makes me feel yucky.
02:43:00
Oh yeah, me oh, yeah.
02:43:02
Absolutely.
02:43:04
Can't we just say family?
02:43:05
Aren't we all just family?
02:43:08
No, we are not.
02:43:09
They say he made poor decisions but doesn't
02:43:12
deserve his prison sentence or the family neglect.
02:43:15
I felt bad for him, so I willingly joined in phone calls and letter writing.
02:43:19
I recently mentioned all this to a friend
02:43:23
who is experienced in the legal field.
02:43:26
He thought the story sounded particular, so he looked up Dave and found out
02:43:30
he had multiple counts of sexual assault on under on children under 14.
02:43:35
What do you say?
02:43:37
He said that
02:43:39
1314 years old.
02:43:42
Dave looked up Dave and found out
02:43:46
he had multiple counts of sexual assault on a child under 14.
02:43:50
In other words, my parents tricked me
02:43:52
into regular conversations with a child molester.
02:43:55
I'm floored.
02:43:56
Should I confront them?
02:43:57
If so, what do I say?
02:44:00
Should I tell my brother I want nothing to do with Dave?
02:44:03
And I'm horrified that my parents would lie in his defense.
02:44:06
Signed. Horrified.
02:44:07
An Oklahoma where the wind blows sweeping this in are a five
02:44:13
62 there.
02:44:16
Yeah, I did that.
02:44:20
Dude.
02:44:23
It sounded like it was raining.
02:44:25
Davies's uncle,
02:44:27
it sounds like he was framed 20 years.
02:44:30
It is about the going rate for statutory rape.
02:44:35
He's in jail for life, so you don't have to worry about him anymore.
02:44:39
In jail for life doesn't make sense for statutory rape.
02:44:44
It's usually less than 20.
02:44:47
But, the the joke goes something like,
02:44:50
why is it 20 years for statutory rape?
02:44:53
And the punchline is because it's worth it.
02:44:58
Right.
02:44:58
Speaking of punchline, yeah,
02:45:01
Dave can't make his wife come.
02:45:04
So he goes to the doctor.
02:45:06
He says, look, I can't make my wife come.
02:45:08
It's it's a real problem.
02:45:09
The doctor says, well, it's too warm.
02:45:11
It's absolutely sweltering where you are.
02:45:13
You got to get some air conditioning.
02:45:14
Guy says, I can't afford air conditioning of two.
02:45:16
Paul says, well, do you have a good friend?
02:45:18
This is. Yeah, I got a guy named George.
02:45:23
It's the weirdest joke.
02:45:24
I can't believe how consultants.
02:45:25
Well, why don't you ask your friend George to stand over you and your missus
02:45:29
with a towel, laughing? You both cool you down.
02:45:31
It might help.
02:45:32
So Dave asked, or, hey, will you do me a favor
02:45:35
with this towel over me when I have sex with my wife?
02:45:37
George agrees.
02:45:39
So Dave is in bed with his wife pounding away and drawers fan in the towel.
02:45:43
But nothing. Nothing is happening.
02:45:45
Dave says. Well, this isn't work and let's swap.
02:45:48
So Dave takes a towel and starts left and drawer, who's now
02:45:52
Dave's wife.
02:45:54
Not long after that, Dave voice like shit, I should have had this ready.
02:46:01
This is going to go on for a second. Don't lose the joke.
02:46:06
I'm going to come.
02:46:07
And so she comes crazy.
02:46:08
Dave shouts triumphantly. Ha!
02:46:11
You see? Drawer.
02:46:12
Now that's how you left a fucking towel.
02:46:15
Yeah, yeah.
02:46:18
I like that, I don't get it in Georgia.
02:46:21
Dave's wife. See, it's a joke that you got to fuck Dave's wife.
02:46:24
I tell you to write about it right?
02:46:28
My whole family's asleep.
02:46:29
I'm yelling, fucking fuck!
02:46:31
Dave jokes.
02:46:32
Now, I don't I don't want to talk to people about.
02:46:35
It's kind of a it was a low rate.
02:46:39
Version of a conversation.
02:46:41
Speaking about events would be like a
02:46:44
B list, thing to do.
02:46:48
What what I like to get to is at
02:46:50
the crux of things are thoughts and ideas and concepts.
02:46:53
So the right one wins.
02:46:56
So I would offer to talk about people and events
02:47:01
is to express their thoughts and ideas and concepts.
02:47:06
The ones that they introduce to the world.
02:47:08
Or if the story goes like, oh, on a deeper meaning,
02:47:14
because when you talk to people
02:47:16
and it's worse, it's just gossip.
02:47:19
And at its best is like a biography, which generally tend to be boring.
02:47:24
Also, when you talk about events, things that took place,
02:47:27
it just sounds like a news broadcast again.
02:47:30
Yeah, boring.
02:47:32
So when I talk about people and events
02:47:35
I like, I prefer for it to be for a group.
02:47:39
Like the thoughts and ideas.
02:47:42
That's why I talk about the ancient Greeks and what they introduce to the world,
02:47:45
and mathematicians and physicists throughout time and those are
02:47:50
the types of people I like to talk about and the events that I'd like to discuss.
02:47:56
So I would like to think that just
02:48:00
Basil's name calling is beneath me.
02:48:04
And I kind of stoop to that today.
02:48:07
And, for that I do not apologize because this is this is for fun.
02:48:13
And, and exactly it is
02:48:16
it is more fun at work when we're having fun.
02:48:21
The silent night.
02:48:23
And it's not,
02:48:25
helping anybody with anything.
02:48:30
And I've never I've never even experienced anything quite like it.
02:48:33
It's kind of weird, but now it's kind of our relationship
02:48:37
to the point where I don't even want it to go back to normal.
02:48:43
Like, I don't want to be associated
02:48:47
with someone willing to do that.
02:48:50
No social experiment.
02:48:53
I've got a
02:48:55
little advice for you on the line.
02:48:58
We've got Dave. No, Dave's on the line.
02:49:01
Oh, is it Dave forwarded.
02:49:04
Oh, sorry.
02:49:05
There's the wrong button. There we go.
02:49:08
We've got and we've got comments.
02:49:09
No, we I don't think. Oh yeah.
02:49:12
That's a that's my favorite segment really I haven't checked I saw, I saw one
02:49:19
really.
02:49:20
Oh there's no way. Yeah. Let's look at all
02:49:23
not often used in these like debates about the existence of God with atheists
02:49:26
and so on.
02:49:26
I rarely I watch a lot because I find it interesting,
02:49:29
but I rarely hear anyone use this proof.
02:49:32
But to me it's the most compelling one,
02:49:34
because again, it's this is the mainstream secular science.
02:49:38
There's no one for it.
02:49:41
So wait, no, you know, if you want to
02:49:46
like, this physical process produces some.
02:49:49
So the, you want to say something really stupid?
02:49:53
It's either or.
02:49:54
Is this, YouTube.
02:49:56
So this person agrees. This is YouTube.
02:49:57
So this person agrees. They were right. He did say something incredibly stupid.
02:50:00
So they agree with Gary on that one.
02:50:03
Unfortunately,
02:50:04
yeah.
02:50:05
That almost never happened with any.
02:50:08
You know, I guess it's or there there's a comment or two
02:50:13
right now there's a kind of all right, holy crap scene
02:50:16
when I don't look now there's there's ten now to take a look out there.
02:50:20
You're a fucking idiot.
02:50:21
Oh, this guy makes fun of me for calling this a photo shoot.
02:50:24
Wow, that was terrifying.
02:50:27
It was terrifying.
02:50:29
Like a miniature.
02:50:30
Where did you see the sand come out? In the shape of a spider.
02:50:32
It is there.
02:50:34
We corrected it in the fucking clip.
02:50:37
It's a bear, sweetie.
02:50:39
Go back inside a giant bear.
02:50:41
That was a very much a miniature bear, right?
02:50:44
I sound drunk as shit, but, why would you get it?
02:50:47
They're getting out. Oh, you know what?
02:50:48
I'm sorry.
02:50:49
We you're we, we didn't include it in the clip,
02:50:51
but I said, yeah, relative to the kid, it was.
02:50:54
It was large.
02:50:55
There's a great camera.
02:50:56
It's still there. Thanks. Raging bull.
02:50:58
Is he mad that, Like, because miniature bears don't exist.
02:51:00
It's a baby bear. Is that what, like.
02:51:03
Yeah, but you get what I mean, motherfucker.
02:51:05
Yeah, the kid said it was a giant bear.
02:51:07
Giant bears don't exist.
02:51:08
So, you know, it's like it's kind of, you know, plan.
02:51:11
It's a clever joke.
02:51:13
Like I'm using his words, but
02:51:16
it went way over his head.
02:51:17
It's pretty much right.
02:51:18
But he's also right.
02:51:19
Miniature bear, little kid. Yep.
02:51:21
You are correct. Yeah.
02:51:23
It's not a giant bear.
02:51:25
That's. That's noticeable. Giant Obama.
02:51:27
Oh, do we get all these ones?
02:51:31
I think wow.
02:51:32
There's I always ask I got a question.
02:51:33
If there's a victim I'm not victim shaming.
02:51:36
I'm not victim blaming the goats. And why wait?
02:51:39
So long to come out? Yeah, we just got the rug.
02:51:41
Can't think to the barber. Did you get that?
02:51:43
Here's a resolution by Barbara Paradox.
02:51:47
No, but if you want to dive in.
02:51:48
Otherwise, I think there was a couple on the.
02:51:51
I keep telling people what the barber paradox is.
02:51:54
The barber?
02:51:57
Everybody who doesn't shave.
02:51:59
Let's see yesterday of he can't shave himself.
02:52:05
But he can.
02:52:05
Yeah. Last week we did paradoxes.
02:52:08
And it's like people are say, I can't have your cake and eat it too.
02:52:10
And I say, well, you can save half your cake and eat half your cake,
02:52:14
so you're wrong.
02:52:17
All right.
02:52:18
Well, before we did.
02:52:19
So I didn't get to my Mount Rushmore and I didn't even get to the the fourth.
02:52:24
What?
02:52:25
What is one dive into this because there's comments on TikTok on that previous.
02:52:28
Oh I got yeah.
02:52:29
We'll get right back to that. I just just go okay good.
02:52:32
My bad.
02:52:32
Here's the resolution to the Barber paradox.
02:52:34
In this paradox there was a town in which all men were required to be beardless.
02:52:39
In this town there was a set of men who shave themselves and.
02:52:42
Oh shit.
02:52:43
And another separate set who did not shave themselves.
02:52:46
For the latter set of the men, there was a barber who posted a sign
02:52:49
which instructed that he only shave men who did not shave themselves.
02:52:53
The paradoxical aspect becomes visible when considering who would shave
02:52:57
the barber.
02:52:58
There are there being only two sets of men to which he could be
02:53:01
a member by virtue of which or not he did or did not.
02:53:05
He doesn't live in town.
02:53:07
He had to be beardless, so he had to shave himself.
02:53:10
But his sign instructed that he did not shave men who shave themselves.
02:53:14
Thus the paradox,
02:53:16
though confusing to some, the resolution is clear and simple.
02:53:20
The two sets of men were defined
02:53:21
as such by virtue of only one unique criterion, i.e.
02:53:25
for the one that they shave themselves, and for the other
02:53:29
that they did not, but rather visited the barber.
02:53:32
Each set of men holy shit
02:53:36
shaved three other criteria for membership which were identical in each.
02:53:40
There were men in each.
02:53:41
They were men
02:53:43
in each.
02:53:43
They lived in a town in what? What?
02:53:46
And in each they had to be beardless.
02:53:48
Is anybody foulness?
02:53:49
I keep going, no, you're doing terrible.
02:53:52
Yes. Just goes on and on because this guy's saying it.
02:53:54
Oh, okay.
02:53:55
No. Then he's just in the group changing yourselves.
02:53:59
So each each sermon shaves three other is simply membership
02:54:03
for which were identical.
02:54:04
And each they were men in each they lived in a town each only members
02:54:09
of the definition of their membership into the two separate sets of men.
02:54:12
The deciding factor was the baby of their respective relationships to shaving.
02:54:16
A little bit of time to understand that being the case, the barber
02:54:18
might necessarily have to be defined as a member of a third off
02:54:21
a woman, which would burn off, lewd him from shaving himself i.e.
02:54:26
those who shaved.
02:54:27
Others consider he too was a man, lived in town and had to be beardless.
02:54:31
And like the first two sets of men, the barber was a
02:54:34
woman like and like the first two sets of men.
02:54:37
If the same logic were to hold throughout the paradox, which it must,
02:54:41
you know, because paradox logic
02:54:44
was designated a member of Set
02:54:45
as a member of separate third off set of men by his unique relationship
02:54:49
to shaving, an only defining factor in the first two, and less necessarily
02:54:53
for the third off.
02:54:54
Deny this, and you deny the very means by which
02:54:57
the first two groups of men were defined as members of their separate sets.
02:55:00
And the paradox fails was that of this, and the paradox fails.
02:55:06
That is because this is not a paradox.
02:55:09
So what say you?
02:55:13
It's okay.
02:55:14
It keeps going. Sorry. It is not.
02:55:17
It is that simple.
02:55:17
No paradox, no contradictions, and no challenges to logic.
02:55:21
You guys are ignoring the context to which all this is considered.
02:55:25
Frege fresh fuzzy Frey
02:55:27
I don't know how to pronounce that for marriage.
02:55:30
It was right. What you.
02:55:34
What say you?
02:55:36
I'll be honest.
02:55:37
That was well, well written, good English.
02:55:40
But I really would like to hit show less.
02:55:43
Oh, there. That.
02:55:43
All right, here's the resolution to the Barbara Paradox. And this paradox.
02:55:46
There was a town of the measure of the permanent town.
02:55:48
And rather than separate the other, no separate read more no.
02:55:51
So what's the you know,
02:55:54
he contradicted your people.
02:55:55
What do you say?
02:55:58
You didn't just say. The logic doesn't hold.
02:55:59
But he said it failed.
02:56:02
It failed. Failed, right.
02:56:04
The part was paradox isn't mine.
02:56:08
No, but you said so.
02:56:10
Since you said it, you're responsible for everything after that moment.
02:56:12
Paradox for the was forever.
02:56:15
The moment you said it, you became a part of that echo.
02:56:17
Forever connected to the,
02:56:20
after an afterlife and after you will,
02:56:23
Russell's paradox is exactly the same.
02:56:26
A set of all the sets that don't contain themselves
02:56:30
has to contain itself, therefore can't contain itself.
02:56:34
Same thing.
02:56:35
Same what?
02:56:37
The Russell's paradox.
02:56:39
That's what Bertrand Russell was the only.
02:56:41
The only part I got.
02:56:42
That's the only part I got, baby, is instead a little theory,
02:56:47
a set of all the sets that don't contain those
02:56:52
selves.
02:56:55
What stuff?
02:56:57
So must contain all.
02:57:04
The other way
02:57:05
around that time to maybe and see can go.
02:57:10
Is that right?
02:57:10
Subtracting and then if you at all you don't just say no.
02:57:16
The last part, all I heard was no would you.
02:57:19
No, no.
02:57:22
Who? But the same as the barber's paradox.
02:57:25
Except that the way out
02:57:27
is the barber with a woman
02:57:30
that didn't live in town and had a beard.
02:57:35
They mind
02:57:37
a physical process, produce an awareness of itself.
02:57:40
So how so?
02:57:43
To continue with the other clip from YouTube, pod clips,
02:57:48
which is kind of a big, kind of a big clip show, a clip channel.
02:57:52
He's not wrong.
02:57:53
He says he's done wrong.
02:57:57
Who's not wrong, though?
02:57:59
The bearded guy. Oh, yeah.
02:58:01
Yeah. Right. Right, right. That makes sense.
02:58:03
The next guy says a blank canvas doesn't become a painting.
02:58:06
Over time, paintings have painters buildings have buildings,
02:58:09
and creations has a creator.
02:58:12
Three colors has a creator.
02:58:14
His point is pretty clear and valid.
02:58:17
We get clapping for that one.
02:58:19
No. Is he arguing
02:58:21
that sentience proves God very bad argument?
02:58:24
Is that what you're arguing, or was that what he was arguing?
02:58:29
Sentience.
02:58:30
Yeah, that's what he was arguing.
02:58:32
I don't believe that.
02:58:36
No, no, it doesn't mean I don't believe that.
02:58:39
They both could be evidence
02:58:43
that sounded like your logic thing, that they were not inside.
02:58:45
Therefore it's outside.
02:58:46
Therefore can't be inside, therefore can't be outside.
02:58:49
See, you had me for the first three books,
02:58:51
and that's the fourth one I didn't understand.
02:58:53
Fourth off, I don't understand.
02:58:57
You lost me.
02:58:57
I don't like. Yeah, no,
02:59:01
I'm sure everybody liked, comment and subscribed on every platform
02:59:04
that you watch on.
02:59:05
We really appreciated appreciate that is totally free.
02:59:09
We've had like we've had like see what I'm doing there.
02:59:12
We've had like a lot of likes this year.
02:59:14
We've had like I think it was like 111,000 likes this year.
02:59:19
Total was a good year.
02:59:21
It's even though we only see even like 5 or 6 each week on
02:59:24
and Rumble, there's a bunch all over the
02:59:29
that the other little clip.
02:59:30
Let's be honest, we put out some pretty content or, he out some content.
02:59:35
Various pieces of like look at Star Trek, kind of a federation of,
02:59:40
intelligent species,
02:59:44
just observing us and or and or controlling us
02:59:48
or we an experiment our our, aliens.
02:59:54
So I think this person is, making fun of you because it's a smart,
03:00:00
That's fun.
03:00:00
We get pretty.
03:00:03
Did you get to. They were right.
03:00:04
He did say something incredibly stupid comment.
03:00:06
Did you get to that one? No. Where was that?
03:00:09
That was the.
03:00:12
Are we in a flat earth or.
03:00:16
Like. Yeah.
03:00:17
Yeah, it's, very proving.
03:00:19
God, it's the younger creationist.
03:00:22
I think that.
03:00:23
I promise you won't.
03:00:27
Plenty of Kurtz.
03:00:28
Yeah, we went over here.
03:00:28
This one with the dog.
03:00:31
But to me, it's the most compelling one
03:00:33
because again, it's this
03:00:36
the mainstream psycho science.
03:00:37
There's no one for it. So, that's what I thought.
03:00:40
Thanks for watching the show.
03:00:41
Yeah, it's.
03:00:46
It's quite a pair. It.
03:00:49
Make that noise.
03:00:51
I thought there was one more deep and one more cowbell.
03:00:54
But maybe not.
03:00:55
This is a bit.
03:00:59
Too. The fish.
03:01:02
How does that.
03:01:03
Come on, come on, come on in. My.
03:01:07
Come on, come on.
03:01:10
All right.
03:01:10
Thanks, guys. As above. So below.
03:01:13
So which
03:01:16
are going anywhere?
03:01:17
Chill out.
03:01:20
With.
03:01:20
So it's not the end of the flat rant show.
03:01:22
Thank god. Yeah. It is.
03:01:24
And so it seems like the alcohol has something.
03:01:27
All right then we're we're going to pound in too much alcohol in the Davydenko.
03:01:32
There's no reason for him. The go
03:01:36
something's wrong with that.
03:01:38
So he's not
03:01:40
2013 blah blah blah blah.
03:01:43
You embrace the day I think.
03:01:46
So whatever he
03:01:49
didn't need another podcast
03:01:52
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The day show.
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The Dave and Dave show.
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You need another podcast.
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It just goes on and on and on for like for that was a great thing.
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I just whipped it up.
03:02:26
I just woke up just just four minutes ago.
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So the days and Dave.
03:02:31
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All right. So what's up?
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03:02:54
It is Dave. Hi guys. Oh wow. What's up Dave.
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Thanks for joining us on The Dave and Dave Show everybody.
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I tune in every week.
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You guys know that long the Dave Dave, long time listener,
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first time caller.
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That's not true.
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I know we've talked.
03:03:32
Not one word of it was true.
03:03:35
You got a real record
03:03:37
260 hours of content now, I don't know.
03:03:41
I haven't done math.
03:03:42
I just rounded up to three hours a week.
03:03:45
And, you know, there's mostly usually four hours.
03:03:48
So we're probably closer.
03:03:49
We're probably closer to 300.
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I don't know if I would call it
03:03:52
country under is let's definitely content, he said.
03:03:55
Good content.
03:03:56
He's backed it down to content. So I agree
03:03:59
you can get online and that's that's content
03:04:04
right.
03:04:05
So I accept the challenge. We will continue.
03:04:07
Are we going to do it for another year or.
03:04:09
Because if we're we're going to wrap it up we need an ending point.
03:04:11
You know, because I'll tell you what I'm never going to quit.
03:04:14
So if
03:04:14
you're waiting for me to get tired of it or I just waiting for someone to die,
03:04:18
right, oh,
03:04:20
I can't.
03:04:20
Maybe Dave said that I have.
03:04:30
This just this
03:04:32
I think. Dave does. Everyone.
03:04:33
Dave. Dave. Dave Dave is the.
03:04:36
See now, if if you didn't if you didn't follow that joke up with Dave died, then
03:04:40
you're off the show because it was only there was only one answer for that today.
03:04:44
Right? Dave?
03:04:45
Dave didn't die, but, there is,
03:04:49
potentially the next George Floyd.
03:04:52
Robert Brooks, have you guys heard about this Robert Brooks situation now?
03:04:56
Oh that's great.
03:04:58
I have no idea.
03:04:59
It beats David Brooks from the moment he arrived.
03:05:02
Died six hours later.
03:05:04
So this happened right?
03:05:05
December 9th,
03:05:08
immediately after Brooks arrived at prison.
03:05:10
He died six hours later.
03:05:11
Body camera footage was released by New York Attorney General's office.
03:05:15
I don't know exactly why
03:05:18
they had him.
03:05:22
Try. Because he was an inmate already.
03:05:28
Right.
03:05:28
So, yeah, they don't really.
03:05:30
They don't really address that, but, they do definitely flaunt the video.
03:05:35
So a viewer discretion is advised to.
03:05:37
Viewer discretion is advised.
03:05:40
And there is no audio.
03:05:42
There is no audio because for some reason they supposedly
03:05:46
from allegedly
03:05:49
cut their body cameras left and one accidentally recorded this.
03:05:53
And that's why there was no audio allegedly.
03:05:59
But, they
03:06:00
those audio in well, they carry them in haphazardly.
03:06:03
But I think that's kind of how it goes when you're, like, resisting.
03:06:07
Yeah.
03:06:08
And then they like,
03:06:10
show you and show you that at the scene.
03:06:12
Yeah. They're like punching him here, man.
03:06:16
Yeah,
03:06:18
they're doing
03:06:18
something when he finally died of oath or I don't know what they're doing there.
03:06:21
Seven, seven.
03:06:22
They just punched him several times.
03:06:24
Another punch, an arrow to the rectum. Yeah.
03:06:27
They put their clothes in his rectum.
03:06:30
See that guy like that?
03:06:32
Yeah.
03:06:33
So they're, like, holding him up,
03:06:35
but kind of like, you know, hitting him,
03:06:38
though.
03:06:39
There's a guy of a shoe, his shoe off.
03:06:41
Like he's hitting him with a shoe.
03:06:43
Who hit someone with a shoe?
03:06:47
Or so.
03:06:49
It's supposedly the comments are that there's, like, a lot of,
03:06:53
brutality in the New York prison system.
03:06:56
Now, that guy just looked at his hand.
03:06:58
Maybe his hand hurts from punching him or
03:07:01
maybe something happened prior to, I don't know, maybe he got bit.
03:07:04
Maybe he. His hand hurts from punching.
03:07:09
But, Yeah.
03:07:10
Here we go. He's just a stop on.
03:07:11
I'm a bit here.
03:07:19
That's more what you want.
03:07:21
Punching him in the back. What you gonna do?
03:07:24
Punched him several times, you know.
03:07:26
Come for you.
03:07:30
Tell me what you want to do.
03:07:33
What you gonna do, kid?
03:07:38
Oh, that was bad, boys.
03:07:40
That was necessary.
03:07:41
What you gonna do?
03:07:42
Oh, yeah. Oh, you bad boy.
03:07:46
Is. He is, his arms
03:07:47
restraint way for you when you were eight.
03:07:50
And your head that train.
03:07:52
You go to school and learn the goal and.
03:07:54
Oh, this is a whole song.
03:07:56
I don't think I've ever heard this in my life.
03:07:57
If you think the whole song called Bad Boys,
03:08:02
this is gonna cut this.
03:08:03
When you're gonna do when they come for you back.
03:08:06
Oh, man, I just watching on. I saw it on the fly.
03:08:09
I just Google them before you watch.
03:08:11
Like bad one on this one.
03:08:14
It took it on your mother and father.
03:08:17
It didn't.
03:08:19
Shut you down.
03:08:20
Your mother is checking on your father.
03:08:22
Bad boys. Check it on your fun.
03:08:25
What you gonna do when they come for you back?
03:08:28
When they try to get in your pants?
03:08:31
What you gonna do when they come with his pants off?
03:08:33
You say bad boy.
03:08:35
What you gonna do?
03:08:36
What you gonna do with this motherfucker?
03:08:38
Making bad boys, bad boys.
03:08:40
Oh, what you gonna do?
03:08:42
What you gonna do when they come for you?
03:08:44
Nobody. Now give me no break.
03:08:47
Balloons. No. They're like you.
03:08:49
Took you a soldier, man, I get, I just bring I do not give you no breaks.
03:08:55
Bad boys, bad boys.
03:08:57
So I look forward to Robert Brooks.
03:09:00
Bad boys, bad
03:09:02
things everywhere.
03:09:03
So this did happen at,
03:09:08
This did happen at
03:09:08
the, where was this, in New York.
03:09:12
This was, at the.
03:09:15
Where the fuck was it?
03:09:19
Utica is not a good place.
03:09:21
No, but he moves, moving from Robert Brooks.
03:09:23
Guess what?
03:09:27
Well, it had on a Robert Brooks T-shirt.
03:09:33
Goddamn it, it's ruined.
03:09:35
Is there a, No.
03:09:38
That's crazy.
03:09:40
Hands up! No! Don't shoot!
03:09:41
It was.
03:09:42
Or moving.
03:09:43
No, I can't breathe. What else was there?
03:09:45
We should have it.
03:09:46
Okay.
03:09:47
We don't usually do this on the David Dave show, but what is your Mount
03:09:50
Rushmore of political, social rally cries?
03:09:56
I can think of.
03:09:57
Hands up! Don't shoot!
03:10:01
What was it, Brianna?
03:10:02
She was you.
03:10:02
She was literally stabbing
03:10:04
somebody in the cockpit to shoot her, but the cop got in trouble.
03:10:07
Funny you say that.
03:10:09
So this gentleman,
03:10:11
you know, despite,
03:10:16
the horrid things that may have happened to him, don't.
03:10:20
He was an inmate, and he was serving 12 years,
03:10:24
sentencing on Friday for the man who police say stabbed
03:10:27
his longtime girlfriend in the chest, neck side back, 35 year old
03:10:31
Robert Brooks was ordered to spend the next 12 years in state prison,
03:10:36
along with four years of post-release supervision.
03:10:39
Brooks previously pleaded guilty to first degree assault in connection
03:10:42
with the attack, which left Diana Rivera with severe wounds.
03:10:46
Prosecutors say.
03:10:47
On April 18th, two
03:10:48
good Samaritans witnessed Brooks stabbing Rivera on Woodhill Drive.
03:10:53
Witnesses confronted Brooks, who saved her life.
03:10:56
Rivera continues to recover from her wounds.
03:11:01
He ran away and they saved her life.
03:11:03
Otherwise he would have stabbed her to death.
03:11:06
She's also the mother of his of, his son,
03:11:10
so. Oh, wow.
03:11:11
Yeah, yeah.
03:11:12
Are the cops pieces of shit?
03:11:14
But, this this guy left someone in a similar state.
03:11:17
So before anyone wants to be sympathetic, this guy's.
03:11:22
Oh, you're a piece of shit.
03:11:23
It was definitely retaliation. That.
03:11:25
I mean, that doesn't make it any, I mean, maybe God had a hand in that.
03:11:29
They got to be a high no higher standards.
03:11:31
You know what?
03:11:32
The police used to put a put a criminal or a suspected
03:11:35
criminal in the back of a van, not tied down and bang, bang, bang, bang.
03:11:38
Yeah. That was. Yeah. Somebody got. Yeah.
03:11:40
That happened to somebody that should be on the Mount Rushmore.
03:11:42
There was a rallying cry for that social thing.
03:11:44
I just can't remember what it is. That's for there. All right.
03:11:47
I'm going to play your other mashup.
03:11:50
My last one that I just did.
03:11:52
No, there's three there.
03:11:53
You got your private one still that I'm not supposed to.
03:11:54
My private one, but that's good, because this all happened in, Marcy.
03:11:59
Oh. Okay. So it has to do with it.
03:12:01
You guys.
03:12:02
You got it.
03:12:04
It start skipping, doing, chopping.
03:12:05
I'm like, I get her clapping.
03:12:07
So well. South Philly punk.
03:12:10
Well, now he's making me do it right, Marcy.
03:12:14
Real. Why? No.
03:12:15
They get her with clap.
03:12:16
Certainly. Well, South them motherfuckers. The skillet.
03:12:18
Well, you make you check the four corners of the earth.
03:12:22
I'm a man, I'm a speck muskrat.
03:12:24
But I don't care.
03:12:25
He's having a
03:12:27
clean
03:12:28
well, you're
03:12:30
paying attention.
03:12:32
Him? What the fuck?
03:12:33
When you get you get inside. Help!
03:12:35
Let's take a look at yourself. Like yourself.
03:12:38
You want to go with yours?
03:12:39
But evolution is saw.
03:12:41
Not a war movie, but I'm a writer, so whatever.
03:12:43
So do I. Keep getting more lips? Wait. More cheddar.
03:12:46
Catch me a chicken. I'm the chicken. Great, man.
03:12:48
Keep pumping them up in your bread chain with the strike.
03:12:51
Captain, I suppose.
03:12:53
I don't know.
03:12:53
What did he say?
03:12:54
He sold his dream in a sandwich.
03:12:57
So fucking speed in a helicopter.
03:13:00
I just know when I know they respect me all across the globe.
03:13:03
Oh, I'm from the county, bill.
03:13:05
And you heard me clapping.
03:13:06
You certainly way up in South Philly, motherfucker.
03:13:09
Let well at the back. Philly making the
03:13:12
move around real money.
03:13:14
You heard me clapping.
03:13:15
What's up in the South Philly, motherfucker?
03:13:17
Still, I will make him make you.
03:13:21
And that is true.
03:13:22
That is murder, Marcy civil.
03:13:24
The cops will kill you and the citizens will kill you.
03:13:29
Are they the capital?
03:13:30
Maybe we should just bomb that whole place.
03:13:33
I mean, they're in contention with Detroit, Flint, Kalamazoo, Chicago.
03:13:37
I stop.
03:13:37
Baltimore was way up there for some reason.
03:13:39
Yeah, I was like three of the top five.
03:13:42
Detroit, Kalamazoo tobacco has to be there now.
03:13:45
That's a lot. Not at least for sure.
03:13:48
I think it was 3 or 3 of the top five before.
03:13:50
But it's definitely three of the top ten.
03:13:55
But there are nice areas.
03:13:56
That's where that's where we live. We swear.
03:13:59
We swear.
03:14:01
There's, people who get in a helicopter, accidents on accident.
03:14:04
But there's also people who get in a plane crashes, plane crash.
03:14:07
It it they get shut down by a fucking missile.
03:14:13
Did you see that?
03:14:14
How they know?
03:14:15
Yeah. This is true.
03:14:15
This is a missile 100%.
03:14:18
It gets without
03:14:20
you seeing a missile hit that like that.
03:14:22
Yeah, yeah.
03:14:24
They got a picture of the fall, if you will.
03:14:26
I don't know what a plane is. Call what you call it.
03:14:28
A lot of the fuselage.
03:14:30
The image is the image of the plane out.
03:14:34
You should put them on them.
03:14:35
And some expert that I know nothing about said those holes are only from a missile.
03:14:41
Yeah.
03:14:42
And Russia was like, we are so sorry we did not shoot it down.
03:14:47
And no one even asked them that.
03:14:48
They just came on TV and said that we are sorry.
03:14:50
We're so sorry. We did not shoot it down.
03:14:53
Everyone's like, hey, I think you should check and see if they shot it down.
03:14:57
All I know is I read the article and it was like 181 souls on board
03:15:00
and it was like, well, they're all from the same dude.
03:15:02
So even more news came out in Russia, South Korean.
03:15:06
So they were.
03:15:06
Russia hasn't officially said it, but unofficially they're like,
03:15:09
we thought it was a drone and we shot it down, right?
03:15:12
We're sorry.
03:15:13
Seriously, that's what came out pretty recent.
03:15:15
And there's some other weird drone shit going on now.
03:15:19
No, as soon as they got the money, it all went away.
03:15:22
I thought there was more drone shit going on.
03:15:24
There was, but it all went away.
03:15:27
It was just asking for money.
03:15:29
I've got a fun fail video.
03:15:31
It was Kessler syndrome.
03:15:35
You think?
03:15:37
Could be possibly.
03:15:40
They look a lot more like control lights, stuff with the debris.
03:15:43
But I don't.
03:15:45
I don't discount anything for fun.
03:15:47
This guy keeps turning the the running thing up on his kid.
03:15:51
And it's funny because it keeps falling.
03:15:52
It's like a it's a fail
03:15:54
I always see with a dog and they're like, bam, face off.
03:15:56
The second boom.
03:15:58
Oh, he's really funny.
03:16:00
It's like jackass, remember?
03:16:03
It's malaria.
03:16:04
It's like jackass.
03:16:05
Oh right. Yeah.
03:16:06
I remember on jackass where they would throw each other.
03:16:09
That's all they would do here.
03:16:10
Right?
03:16:15
Does anyone else
03:16:16
see the $6 Million Man thing down I don't know.
03:16:19
Yeah. This is a this is a recent development.
03:16:21
Well, I can rebuild it for you. What this is from.
03:16:23
But this is we can make it better than before
03:16:27
without a penis.
03:16:28
It's funny.
03:16:29
Throw it on the treadmill. Like, just like, bam.
03:16:32
Like. Oh, yeah. It's funny.
03:16:34
Like Johnny Knoxville.
03:16:38
Dude, you know, you don't have kids yet.
03:16:40
Obviously.
03:16:40
If if, like, if your kid falls, you can't be like, oh, you better stop.
03:16:44
Do it. You got to him right back under the horse.
03:16:46
If he gets trampled on, you got to throw him right back into the horse.
03:16:48
That's the expression I like.
03:16:51
Yeah, but
03:16:53
if he bleeds, dies, you come pussy and you get another son.
03:16:56
That's apparently abuse.
03:16:58
And my son, my son's here.
03:17:00
You should see him.
03:17:01
He didn't turn out that way by accident.
03:17:04
You can play the game with him.
03:17:06
Six five.
03:17:07
Whatever game it took.
03:17:11
But yeah, so I don't I don't, I don't judge.
03:17:13
The father is like, you know, throwing his kid on a treadmill like jackass.
03:17:17
I, as a good father there,
03:17:20
he didn't even give you till the beginning of the kid.
03:17:21
I'm surprised the kid didn't hold his legs up, you know?
03:17:23
And then I would have dropped him
03:17:25
on his knees, and he would have never held his legs up again.
03:17:29
Yeah.
03:17:29
Sounds like you're blaming the judge.
03:17:31
Blaming the judge?
03:17:33
Speaking of children, what about this son of a bitch I see here?
03:17:36
It seems like I found this random old Oprah Winfrey that came across my feed.
03:17:40
You understand what it is that you are?
03:17:43
And,
03:17:45
nice to hear.
03:17:46
It seems like these kids are just regurgitating Bible verses.
03:17:49
I want to know if you really understand what it is that you are preaching.
03:17:52
Make up a reading comprehension test kids to see if they really you're not on.
03:17:56
Mix this this students and I could you give me school?
03:17:59
Could you make me give me a Bible verse?
03:18:00
Oh that doesn't mean interpret it or something.
03:18:02
I got I got you, I got something for you.
03:18:05
Preach for us is not that you didn't tell us what it is.
03:18:07
You mean you could shut the fuck up?
03:18:10
Oh, could you, Duffy? Could you?
03:18:12
In your own word.
03:18:15
But you want me.
03:18:15
Yeah.
03:18:16
Yeah, he's going to do. Oh, my God, he's going to.
03:18:18
He looks like a preacher. He's going to jump up the stairs.
03:18:21
But hello.
03:18:22
I love my fucking John as a kid.
03:18:25
I'm sorry.
03:18:26
Oh my god.
03:18:27
Yeah. Go ahead. Stand up right where you are if you want to. Go ahead.
03:18:29
Jeffrey, do you want to preach?
03:18:30
If you want to, if you don't want for him
03:18:32
and be able to intimidate you into this if you wanted to.
03:18:35
Oh, he's got the power of
03:18:38
Jesus on his side of me.
03:18:42
And the more you go, Dave, you go, Dave.
03:18:45
God rest and sinful generation of him
03:18:50
also shall the Son of Man
03:18:54
shall.
03:18:57
Okay, okay.
03:18:57
I love the way he exhausted, like there's some other energy controlling him
03:19:01
and he gave up at the end.
03:19:03
He want to know what?
03:19:04
That I have been released. Yeah.
03:19:07
In your own word.
03:19:08
Tell us what does that make me?
03:19:10
Just upset?
03:19:12
No, I'm going to, busting.
03:19:15
Don't yell at to us.
03:19:16
I'm just pretending to be my daddy.
03:19:18
I never read it. My daddy said that.
03:19:20
And I've been practicing type of, language.
03:19:23
Tell me how that applies in my own life.
03:19:25
Well, why I'm screaming is,
03:19:28
the Bible definition of preaching is Isaiah 58 one.
03:19:31
It says, cry aloud, spare not lift up your voice like a trumpet.
03:19:35
Stay away from the Bible. The.
03:19:39
How do you stay away from the Bible?
03:19:40
If you're going to preach?
03:19:41
The Bible says you're to speak as the oracles of God.
03:19:44
Yeah, that's that's true. You don't want to talk. That's true.
03:19:46
This Bible talks.
03:19:47
You should keep your mouth shut.
03:19:51
And good advice.
03:19:52
Okay? Yes, man that carries you.
03:19:54
You understand what people are saying.
03:19:55
They want to believe in it, but that's what they think the Bible says.
03:19:58
Does not interpretation belong to God?
03:20:01
Genesis chapter four does say that I understand that, David.
03:20:05
What we're saying is, though, Duffy, do you understand what you just said?
03:20:08
Could you put in your own words what you just said?
03:20:11
These guys are I before I was oh, yeah.
03:20:14
Yeah, I know what it means, but I just can't.
03:20:16
I just let him speak. Yes.
03:20:20
Means, Look, the father's like, oh, I know what it means,
03:20:23
but it's just hard to understand.
03:20:24
But you gotta, realize that the prophets, what they're saying.
03:20:27
Thus saith the Lord.
03:20:28
Then you know who who was there and understand what they were saying.
03:20:33
Hi, YouTubers.
03:20:35
I think you guys, it's like, yeah, you're right, I don't understand.
03:20:38
You know what it
03:20:40
the Lord.
03:20:41
What did he say?
03:20:44
That's a fun that's a thing.
03:20:46
I like that
03:20:49
they sounds really stupid.
03:20:54
So we may be calling it early.
03:20:58
All right.
03:20:59
Oh, we saw this thing.
03:21:01
Yeah.
03:21:02
We're gonna we're gonna go with this one.
03:21:04
So they you don't us that you get to the song
03:21:06
if you want to vomit right here on the Breakfast Club holiday.
03:21:09
Yes. Lord Dickie. So. Yeah, I've got this.
03:21:12
It's my life's work.
03:21:13
It's the best thing I've ever.
03:21:17
You really ready
03:21:18
to rap live in front of 8 million listeners, tuned in?
03:21:24
I think it is 8 million potential new fans.
03:21:26
And sometimes you have no choice, and it just is what it is.
03:21:28
So here we go, Amy.
03:21:29
And people that are about to think that you're wack
03:21:33
or not show them.
03:21:34
That's a piece of shit, by the way.
03:21:35
Hell is meant to be hell.
03:21:36
What the hell, man?
03:21:38
Just the fact he just said or not.
03:21:40
This is now my favorite video I've ever seen in my life.
03:21:44
Or not. Y'all. I didn't know what this was.
03:21:47
Y'all finally got to hop on this bus.
03:21:48
If you know somebody that will call my bluff and line them all up, they all need,
03:21:52
condolences in my own lane like bowling pins.
03:21:55
I'm so dumb, I don't even know where Poland is.
03:21:56
Suburban kid. I got it at the roller rink. My girl just left.
03:21:59
I should not have said that, but I guess I was due for a set back.
03:22:02
A where to stay to witness my dad sucks so bad.
03:22:05
Y'all don't even want to know the details.
03:22:07
You don't want to know about a surgery?
03:22:09
I got till now.
03:22:10
Pull it out.
03:22:11
Tell everybody two holes on my share.
03:22:13
Pipe on, baby, look it up.
03:22:15
I love when my fans are black.
03:22:16
I'm a little tone deaf.
03:22:17
Yeah, well, you know my heart is in the right place.
03:22:19
I've been working like a dog in this bitch.
03:22:21
And that phrase doesn't even make no sense,
03:22:23
because dogs were probably the least of all the animals in the world.
03:22:26
I'm sweet like a sorbet. Might call me a buddy, get another tour.
03:22:28
More cake. Give me more. Hey, this is horse play happen in your face.
03:22:31
You cannot ignore Dave.
03:22:32
I know I'm privileged.
03:22:34
Now. Let's not even go there. Oh, here.
03:22:36
Fucking it up.
03:22:37
But I'm still fucking that, play little buddy.
03:22:39
But the voice down to this hand on my right shoulder.
03:22:42
Man, this is hip hop, right? Give me the fact.
03:22:44
Let's keep it real.
03:22:45
I'm up and down, like, off and on.
03:22:47
I was that man on the car.
03:22:48
I used to eat it with the pants at the Olive garden.
03:22:50
I was wearing number.
03:22:51
Ralph Lauren, my momma dawn.
03:22:52
Me and I like no conform, but I guess that's less important if I'm outside.
03:22:55
Not about me to get a no need.
03:22:57
I don't even need weed.
03:22:57
I smoked to be like all of that.
03:23:00
All the smoke I need, all of that just fall down.
03:23:02
They fall in back.
03:23:03
I don't know nothing about life, but I write it like a book. Wait.
03:23:06
How are you doing?
03:23:07
I'm good.
03:23:07
Grace and if you see me up on the street,
03:23:09
say hi and I'll stop you and say, well, my name is Johnny.
03:23:18
De. That's awesome.
03:23:31
No no no no.
03:23:35
So, this this story here?
03:23:38
Allegedly.
03:23:39
Dave. Dave.
03:23:42
Dave. Dave.
03:23:43
Dave. Dave. No.
03:23:45
Some.
03:23:45
Dave. Dave is. Yeah.
03:23:47
Michael Jackson that's still alive.
03:23:49
He was a friend of Michael Jackson, I guess.
03:23:52
But here's how they
03:23:54
this is Dave. Dave.
03:23:55
And he was set on fire in 1983.
03:23:59
He suffered, as you can see, terrible scars.
03:24:02
Michael Jackson befriended him and paid for a lot of his surgeries.
03:24:06
Dave Dave is also attending the burial.
03:24:09
Why? Dave?
03:24:10
Dave coming soon to
03:24:11
to liberate my son Dave show during the confines of my criminality.
03:24:16
He's either Michael Jackson or Bill gates.
03:24:18
I'm not sure, but he he's a criminal and he,
03:24:23
caused all this to
03:24:24
to free myself of his name and his legacy.
03:24:29
I decided to become my own person through changing my name.
03:24:33
We'll find out how Michael help you.
03:24:35
But, Michael, is that a typical story of Michael helping people like this?
03:24:39
Absolutely. When he when he.
03:24:41
Yeah. We don't care about him helping people.
03:24:43
So what do you think? You think that's Michael Jackson?
03:24:46
Dave.
03:24:47
Dave. No, he's not Michael Jackson.
03:24:49
Is you just soul crushing?
03:24:55
I don't know, I ruined everything.
03:24:58
Fuck you.
03:24:58
Dave.
03:25:01
But happy New Year.
03:25:02
We big things for 2025.
03:25:06
It was, you know what?
03:25:06
For about two hours in the middle of the week,
03:25:08
I had this whole huge thing planned for midnight, and then that's hot.
03:25:13
I even had some artwork ready to go.
03:25:15
And it dawned on me that it's 24 hours away.
03:25:20
Michael Jackson I'm saying no New Year's
03:25:24
right?
03:25:27
Speaking of New Year's,
03:25:28
it's about to be the New Year's.
03:25:31
So we might as well get a jump on
03:25:34
what month it is.
03:25:37
So December 20th 6 to 2020.
03:25:39
Okay. 2024 to January 1st is Kwanzaa.
03:25:42
So we are currently in the midst of Kwanzaa.
03:25:46
It's a cultural, isn't it?
03:25:47
It's African heritage and African American culture.
03:25:54
January 1st to January
03:25:56
31st is dry January 2025.
03:26:01
In the United Kingdom, Dry January is an annual campaign urges
03:26:04
people to abstain from alcohol for the entire month of January.
03:26:08
Go fuck yourself.
03:26:12
Yep. In that same time frame.
03:26:15
National Mentoring Month 2025.
03:26:18
This is when, National Mentoring Month is the annual campaign
03:26:20
is celebrated in January dedicated to raising awareness about the fact
03:26:24
that a lot of mentors, sexually abuse their, mentees.
03:26:27
I mean, no, but the power and impact of mentoring.
03:26:31
Oh, so yes, I don't know why that other one came out.
03:26:34
I'm mentoring the kid.
03:26:36
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:26:38
You sure her.
03:26:39
Oh, mentoring his butthole. Oh.
03:26:43
Oh, that was butthole news.
03:26:46
So, Baltimore, Maryland in 2024, Baltimore, Maryland had the most
03:26:49
highest violent crimes amongst any large city.
03:26:53
Interesting. Per capita,
03:26:55
Baltimore had one of the highest violent.
03:26:58
Oh, you know what? This is an I answer.
03:27:00
Oh, like, right below it, it says Memphis, Tennessee has one of the highest
03:27:04
violent crime rates among large cities.
03:27:07
Detroit, Michigan has one of the highest homicide rates.
03:27:12
Cook County, Illinois has the highest number
03:27:14
of homicides in the country.
03:27:18
Cook County, Illinois,
03:27:20
Cook County.
03:27:21
I want to guess that's where that's true.
03:27:25
Yep. Chicago.
03:27:28
Well, we also have, January 1st through January 31st
03:27:31
is National Slavery and Human Trafficking Prevention Month.
03:27:35
Oh, I'm glad you said prevention.
03:27:37
I was scared. Oh, for a minute.
03:27:39
Yeah, like,
03:27:41
you know, trying to combat February with.
03:27:45
You know what?
03:27:46
I can't say.
03:27:49
We should have explained so.
03:27:51
So January National black history. Yeah.
03:27:55
National
03:27:56
Slavery and Human Trafficking prevention month.
03:27:59
But see, now that's a little scary because where they put
03:28:02
yeah, where they put the and so it's human trafficking prevention
03:28:05
and National Slavery Month.
03:28:07
Right.
03:28:08
You can write verbally if you switch the and federal slavery.
03:28:11
So it's about national slavery.
03:28:14
And you take a human trafficking prevention.
03:28:16
We should we should put another prevention in there.
03:28:18
Just to be clear.
03:28:19
Otherwise people are going to take that literal
03:28:21
and there's going to be a hell of a day anywhere.
03:28:24
It's about national slavery. Hell yeah.
03:28:27
Can you ever get in there vegan?
03:28:30
There's no vegan. You literally.
03:28:31
It's a terribly named event that encourages people
03:28:34
to try a vegan lifestyle for the entire month of January.
03:28:38
That's in the UK.
03:28:39
Walk your dog month.
03:28:40
How about every month? Is Walk your dog month? Yeah, how about you?
03:28:43
Can you make that a rule?
03:28:44
Every day it throughout a month?
03:28:48
What the fuck is food
03:28:50
especially January like and that doesn't have awareness or prevention.
03:28:55
Oh it's walk your dog prevention month.
03:28:57
I get it.
03:29:00
Can't we just, can you make can you make not walk
03:29:02
your dog month February, when it's cold.
03:29:08
Yeah, I'm
03:29:08
going to I'm going to play this chick while you're chewing.
03:29:11
I should be inside to march.
03:29:16
It's been 55 year where I live.
03:29:18
What are you bitching about?
03:29:19
I also got to get this song named after that.
03:29:25
I'm just playing the videos that Dave said.
03:29:29
Oh, I get it.
03:29:30
Because of the megaphone.
03:29:33
He said, check out the microphone.
03:29:35
I get it now.
03:29:36
Yeah.
03:29:37
God, he thinks I'm a loser
03:29:41
so we don't actually have to watch.
03:29:44
That was it.
03:29:45
That was it. That was the whole point.
03:29:47
Brilliant.
03:29:49
Absolutely brilliant.
03:29:53
Like,
03:29:54
you know, everyone's ripping off our style.
03:29:57
I know that we do that thing
03:30:00
like two weeks later.
03:30:04
We probably go watching our show.
03:30:08
Do you see the kid look?
03:30:09
You see, I have no ego.
03:30:10
I could have put me over your left shoulder, right?
03:30:14
But I put the kid.
03:30:16
I can't,
03:30:18
but look how dapper.
03:30:20
Yeah.
03:30:20
And even through all that, your eyes are ice blue.
03:30:23
I missed the kid over my knee and give him a spanking
03:30:27
because the last one was great.
03:30:28
The great big hearing test 2025, observed this January, have been created
03:30:33
by Boots Hearing Care to help the nation hear better.
03:30:37
Awesome. But so good.
03:30:39
You're hearing Chuck's,
03:30:41
So I need you to touch the screen.
03:30:43
If you hear the beep. Yes.
03:30:51
You can do that.
03:30:52
I need you to hit that. You have it.
03:30:54
You have an apple, right? I'm sure you've tested. You're hearing.
03:30:56
If you have an apple, I've got it.
03:30:57
You don't have. You need AirPods, though.
03:30:59
No, I have them, I just don't I don't like them that much.
03:31:01
The correct answer was no, I have a doctor, an insurance.
03:31:05
I go yeah, no, no.
03:31:07
Yeah. No no. You did the like it get
03:31:10
I get the whole hearing test done.
03:31:12
My world is used to me included is using iPhones.
03:31:16
I don't have to pay for them.
03:31:18
I don't have to pay for them.
03:31:19
But I get me to go do them,
03:31:22
right.
03:31:22
We do what?
03:31:24
You get paid, Yeah, I clocked in,
03:31:27
and I drive, and then I collect mileage reimbursement.
03:31:31
We to.
03:31:38
So for this, Dave,
03:31:40
we have a special surprise.
03:31:43
You know, it's breaking news, but this part is not the breaking news,
03:31:46
so I don't have breaking.
03:31:47
Okay, we got some Rachel Riggins.
03:31:50
Oh, God.
03:31:51
Okay, so if you guys donate, or at least, like, thumbs up right now,
03:31:55
we won't show her.
03:31:56
We'll just end the show without having her.
03:31:59
Just. You don't have to see her at all.
03:32:02
Otherwise, here we go.
03:32:04
So this is, she's excited because, what is it?
03:32:06
The new Lion King movies coming out. So.
03:32:10
Oh, yeah. This is.
03:32:11
She's adorable as we go.
03:32:12
She is with her mittens on with her head down like that.
03:32:17
Lion King,
03:32:18
she's from her baby line.
03:32:22
Wait. No. You know what? Now she looks creepy.
03:32:24
King coffee.
03:32:25
She looks like she's trying to attract a little child.
03:32:28
She's in her 20s, right?
03:32:30
I think she's probably almost 32.
03:32:33
That's what my daughter wore when she was younger.
03:32:36
So, speaking of which, that's what I'm hearing today.
03:32:41
You get get it out your mouth.
03:32:43
Well, technically, you can talk about her, but I have to tell
03:32:47
congratulate me because I'm broke.
03:32:50
Didn't you?
03:32:52
Thank God you found me
03:32:55
because I'm broken.
03:32:57
And that makes you feel bad when the night is around.
03:33:01
Meet you.
03:33:02
Not around me.
03:33:03
I'm. I'm just standing in the dark.
03:33:07
And when the night is
03:33:09
meet, you're not around one another.
03:33:11
I'm just standing there I there.
03:33:13
Yeah. That's so loud.
03:33:18
I'm standing in the crossroads.
03:33:21
God knows what she's gonna marry.
03:33:25
She married the wizard from Wizard of Oz.
03:33:27
That's great. Right?
03:33:29
You're like a shadow.
03:33:31
That kind of go looks like that.
03:33:33
He sat right there.
03:33:35
Way to go.
03:33:35
Knowing that he married her. It's kind of like the.
03:33:37
There's definitely nothing normal about this guy.
03:33:39
Wait, no.
03:33:40
Look at this big.
03:33:41
Like, they they put this here because she was oozing, I think.
03:33:44
I don't think I can change that though. So we can't.
03:33:47
We can't.
03:33:47
No, that's fine.
03:33:48
But I'm just saying, like I'm happy for.
03:33:52
And him I'm happy for him.
03:33:54
Them.
03:33:56
I'm not happy for any of them.
03:33:57
I didn't mean to use pronouns.
03:33:58
I'm sorry. Them. I'm happy for them.
03:34:00
They, them. That is a pronoun.
03:34:04
Yeah.
03:34:04
See, that's weird how that works, right?
03:34:06
And androgynous generic pronouns are okay.
03:34:10
Okay.
03:34:11
See, that's all this part of the same problem.
03:34:13
This next generation doesn't want to commit to anything.
03:34:15
Not even what?
03:34:16
Not even reality.
03:34:19
It's true.
03:34:20
So it's true.
03:34:21
They, like.
03:34:22
They don't consummate at all, right?
03:34:24
Yeah, sure they do.
03:34:25
Look, the dogs are right. Dogs.
03:34:28
That's scary.
03:34:29
See, it's must be.
03:34:30
I mean, she's like thinking, thinking alike.
03:34:33
I'm saying she's, like, crackling everywhere.
03:34:35
I mean, I'm sure it's like crackling down there.
03:34:37
Crackling?
03:34:38
Yes. Oat bran, oat bran crack.
03:34:42
Oh, is
03:34:44
what the dog saying?
03:34:46
It is what it is.
03:34:47
She's very open about it.
03:34:48
I'm just,
03:34:51
That's why we need.
03:34:51
That's why we need Band-Aids.
03:34:53
Because she's very open about it.
03:34:55
Open source about it. I'm just saying
03:34:58
she's.
03:34:59
I'm sorry.
03:34:59
Sometimes the jokes are so good.
03:35:01
I don't care about any sensitivities whatsoever.
03:35:03
And I apologize for individual.
03:35:05
But she's tough.
03:35:07
Only out after she sits out in the sun and gets scabbed up, though.
03:35:09
Otherwise, she's very soft and very sensitive.
03:35:12
She's just got to be like, you know what?
03:35:13
I've just got to deal with it, you know?
03:35:15
And just, you know, he just he just kind of does what he's got to do.
03:35:19
And then they both move on.
03:35:21
So and if you had to caption that picture, he's like, I won.
03:35:24
And she's like, oh shit, I made a mistake.
03:35:27
No. She's like, oh my God, I can't believe like a normal like I'm
03:35:31
with a normal like, dude, you know, you know what?
03:35:34
I know? It's like, let's caption this picture for a while.
03:35:36
She's thinking, is he going to eat me?
03:35:40
No. She's like, I can't believe like, this guy's into me.
03:35:43
This is amazing. And he I don't know what's going through his head.
03:35:46
That's the fucked up thing.
03:35:47
I don't know how he feels about this.
03:35:49
Is you see, their heads don't even look like the same size
03:35:52
of the same speed, because she can even just die early.
03:35:55
You know, it's like they don't want to be the same species.
03:35:58
Like, he pretty much just like
03:36:00
he just became a full time caregiver as what he just signed up for, right?
03:36:04
Well, no, because she was taking care of herself before today.
03:36:08
I think he's safe on that bed.
03:36:10
Oh, yeah?
03:36:10
Yeah, not really that well.
03:36:13
Working. Well, yeah.
03:36:14
She's getting all these job opportunities.
03:36:16
Do you? The Wizard of Oz tip?
03:36:18
Yeah. What's your name? What's your name?
03:36:20
Sorry. What's your name?
03:36:21
Rachel. Regan.
03:36:22
Do you take Rachel to be your honored love wife?
03:36:26
Blah blah blah till Rachel hardens,
03:36:29
for better or for worse.
03:36:30
Can we change that last part?
03:36:33
Right? Yeah. It's already. Yeah.
03:36:35
Hopefully get any worse. Oh, you know what?
03:36:38
I've asked that question.
03:36:39
In life, you should be very careful what happens.
03:36:43
Like she's supposed to be cutting the cake in this picture
03:36:47
I see.
03:36:48
Did they, like, do they bread like tape.
03:36:50
Can't hold a knife.
03:36:51
We only know that. You know what? She. Right?
03:36:53
She started to cut the cake.
03:36:55
The health department jumped in and said, no, I need report
03:36:58
for the restaurant that you aren't supposed to show food.
03:37:02
Yeah, even fake cakes.
03:37:03
And they just said, oh, just like, make it look like you're cutting it.
03:37:05
Just put your hand there. Yeah.
03:37:08
I mean, I'm so happy for them.
03:37:10
Yeah.
03:37:11
Because I didn't know that was a thing. But I forgot what wedding I went to.
03:37:13
But they, they, like, pretended to cut a fake cake
03:37:16
and then they, like out a completely different cake.
03:37:20
That was all cut up, though.
03:37:21
We did that.
03:37:22
Fuck yeah, we did that.
03:37:23
Stupid. It's not stupid.
03:37:25
You'll do that too when you get married.
03:37:26
Just do a small cake.
03:37:28
Like it was a really the.
03:37:31
We had 200 people.
03:37:32
He's already okay. He's just getting married.
03:37:35
He's not having kids, but she still.
03:37:37
Who? This guy.
03:37:41
She cakes a lot cheaper.
03:37:42
But for the photos you want, you don't want to be cutting a sheet cake.
03:37:44
Plus, kind of starting to look like Gary.
03:37:47
This guy.
03:37:48
Could you imagine the guest. So have you ever been.
03:37:49
Have you ever been at a regular party, birthday party or something?
03:37:52
Event at work when there's a cake and you got to wait for it to cut?
03:37:54
Yeah, I was like, no sign that times 200,
03:38:00
the cakes got to be precut, is all I'm saying.
03:38:03
You can't have your cake and eat it too.
03:38:05
Yeah you can.
03:38:05
I'll go with your self-esteem beef to settle that far.
03:38:10
Did you see how long he might make?
03:38:12
For sure. So I kind of have to be you guys. Just.
03:38:14
You guys have a lot of storage issues.
03:38:17
3 to 4in long.
03:38:20
I said low. Holy shit.
03:38:22
Holy shit.
03:38:22
It might be okay that the the whole picture just changed.
03:38:25
She turned purple.
03:38:27
He now looks like the Wizard of Oz, and she looks like an upper loompa.
03:38:33
Do you see it?
03:38:34
You see it?
03:38:36
Yes. Now sing it.
03:38:39
We. Oh, don't know. Make it look tall.
03:38:40
Make her look short.
03:38:42
The dude.
03:38:44
I think it's the Lollipop Guild.
03:38:46
No, wait. That's not the, balloon pose, is it?
03:38:51
I get my little people.
03:38:53
I wonder how many people are at this wedding.
03:38:56
Beautiful gown.
03:38:57
You know.
03:39:00
Yeah, it looks like a Barbie doll gown.
03:39:03
Yeah.
03:39:04
He chose a great color scheme.
03:39:05
That's a brilliant color scheme.
03:39:08
The purple. Yeah.
03:39:10
He doesn't show up to the wedding in green.
03:39:11
You can see purple.
03:39:12
There's purple, but it it brings out the purple in her face.
03:39:16
Yeah.
03:39:17
Yeah it does, it does.
03:39:19
I mean, I'm just disgusting. Wait.
03:39:21
It looks blue outside.
03:39:23
He still looks green.
03:39:26
Pretty sure he's allowed to fuck other people.
03:39:29
Dave, will you be home?
03:39:32
Wife? 10 to 15 minutes Max. Dave.
03:39:35
All these years, she still can't remember.
03:39:37
My name is Dave.
03:39:39
Nice. So, Max.
03:39:41
Right? Michigan.
03:39:43
I think you two people.
03:39:45
Lovely couple.
03:39:46
This cock sucker has murdered. We kill a lot of people.
03:39:51
The best thing about being from Detroit is
03:39:53
we have our own anthem, which is Don't Stop Believin by journey.
03:39:57
So anytime you're in a bar, anywhere in that song comes on, you hear it.
03:40:00
Is the city born or is like born and raised in South Detroit.
03:40:05
But the very next line to that song is took a midnight train
03:40:08
going anywhere anyway
03:40:11
because they're for hometown pride.
03:40:13
Where's this train going? Who cares? Grab the luggage.
03:40:15
It's better than this now.
03:40:16
Home run!
03:40:16
Run, dude, that's exactly what we said.
03:40:20
There's nothing to do where I live but leave here.
03:40:23
It's nice. All right?
03:40:25
It's nice to be with my wife. It's nice to meet you.
03:40:27
Do you live close to it?
03:40:28
Or if it is because you got a date?
03:40:29
A lot of people to find that person, don't you like?
03:40:33
I dated a girl.
03:40:33
There's loads of water.
03:40:34
Motherfuker said to me photos of her in bed with another guy.
03:40:38
I did that when I was like 10 to 20. Maybe when I got 20 I got boring.
03:40:41
We had to go swim. Never gets boring.
03:40:44
They just said, oh,
03:40:47
I guess I wasn't doing it right.
03:40:48
I don't drink anymore.
03:40:50
You're still not doing much as you drink so much.
03:40:53
I have to identify what happened the night before by the stains on my shirt.
03:40:58
Like, eat some tacos. Drank some? Yeah.
03:41:00
You're only wearing one sock, so I know the reward.
03:41:03
Really, really kind of.
03:41:04
It's like.
03:41:10
And I get to be a designated driver.
03:41:11
Exactly.
03:41:12
And, I actually, I found out in high school
03:41:15
even get in trouble being a designated driver.
03:41:18
My brother and I were to White Castle
03:41:20
for in the morning, and my brother was just hammered in shock into my car.
03:41:23
And we had ordered a briefcase of hamburgers called the Crave Case.
03:41:28
And as we're pulling out, like all good drunks, my brother notices a prostitute.
03:41:33
So he just starts talking.
03:41:34
Cheeseburgers happen, which is hilarious.
03:41:37
He's just hanging out the window. How much for a quickie pap?
03:41:41
And I was just dying laughing
03:41:43
right up until she pulled out her badge.
03:41:48
It was an undercover cop.
03:41:49
The look on my dad's face.
03:41:55
When the prosecuting attorney.
03:41:58
Would you beg us both for excruciating?
03:42:04
So my last joke, Dave
03:42:06
joke is Dave was struggling with his parents.
03:42:09
It was go.
03:42:10
Go ahead, go back to. That was Dave Lando.
03:42:12
So a lot of his, jokes are actually based on real life stories.
03:42:17
Yes. He's a crazy fucker that drank a lot, but not anymore.
03:42:21
Well, also, his parents were pieces of shit.
03:42:23
And yes, lots of people's stuff.
03:42:25
He should have been pieces of shit.
03:42:28
Mine weren't just saying allegedly, but going.
03:42:31
Dave was struggling with his parent parrot, by the way, not his parent.
03:42:35
You made me say parent because we were talking about parents
03:42:37
and now the parent became a parent. That'd be probably apparently.
03:42:41
Dave.
03:42:42
Nice because he was parroting what I'm saying.
03:42:46
So I can get through this quick or not, but I'm getting through it.
03:42:49
Dave was struggling with his parent fuck.
03:42:53
Dave was struggling with his parent
03:42:56
that was constantly using bad language, so he sought help from the vet.
03:43:00
Hey, every time my bird swears, he said to the vet, who's he that way?
03:43:04
I'm sorry.
03:43:05
Every time the bird swears, said the vet put it in the freezer for 15 seconds.
03:43:09
Dave decided to follow the advice and after trying it for the first time,
03:43:13
found the parrot shivering. Apologetic.
03:43:16
When he took it out of the freezer,
03:43:18
the bird said, I'm sorry for all the bad language I've been using.
03:43:20
I'll never do it again.
03:43:21
There was very surprised by the sudden transformation of the foul mouth bird.
03:43:25
And then the parrot said, by the way, what did the chicken do?
03:43:31
In the freezer he said, what a chicken to tell you.
03:43:34
Chicken attack!
03:43:34
Yes, I saved that one for the end.
03:43:37
Oh, great.
03:43:38
Right. Do it. I better be myself.
03:43:40
Freeze up chicken.
03:43:46
Thanks.
03:43:49
So many other makeups.
03:43:51
We just don't need to do that on my end.
03:43:54
We don't need to do.
03:43:55
I think all music you got.
03:43:58
You're a dink. You're a dink.
03:44:00
You're both stinks.
03:44:02
Fuck you and fuck you, Dave.
03:44:05
You Dave dinks dual income.
03:44:07
All right, kids, fuck you, you guys for?
03:44:10
I travel every year.
03:44:13
Or at least.
03:44:15
Yeah.
03:44:16
No. Yeah, yeah.
03:44:18
No no. Yeah yeah. No no. Yeah.
03:44:22
Sometimes. No. Yeah yeah. No.
03:44:25
Yeah.
03:44:25
All right I have one more gay love song to wrap up.
03:44:28
A gay love song. All right. You have anything else?
03:44:30
Anything else to wrap up the year before we wrap up the show?
03:44:33
This has been great. It sucks.
03:44:34
I think I got to work.
03:44:35
This has been the best year of
03:44:38
my best.
03:44:40
This been translated best, best podcast ever.
03:44:44
Best flash trance.
03:44:49
Oh, yeah.
03:44:50
We're good.
03:44:50
We'll probably raid somebody too. That's always fun.
03:44:52
I don't even know what that means. You say that.
03:44:55
So we take all our viewers like the 1 to 8 of them,
03:44:58
and we just go boom to somebody else's chat.
03:45:00
And it says Fledge Rants has raided your stream.
03:45:03
And people go, oh, thank you.
03:45:04
Looks fledge rants is ready to stream.
03:45:06
And hopefully we get, you know, like 1 or 2.
03:45:09
I mean, we're just chugging from chug Away.
03:45:11
I'm telling you, we are grinding away one viewer once.
03:45:14
Yeah, we've gotten.
03:45:17
Yeah. Oh, look at a number.
03:45:19
We had like 2000 views last week.
03:45:21
We dipped below 1000 for a couple weeks there.
03:45:24
So now we're back up to where we should be.
03:45:27
I think
03:45:28
if anybody wants to call in, talk about the Lions or what
03:45:31
they're doing for New Year, it's a great time, pride
03:45:33
and a lot of people not working too well. Right. I have to work.
03:45:37
I blew Frosty's whistle.
03:45:39
Yeah. What the fuck?
03:45:42
I don't even remember.
03:45:42
Oh, when I was an ice skater, that's even worse.
03:45:45
You took that clip out, maybe gave it what I said was way more gay.
03:45:49
If I wore a crazy gay outfit, put on ice skates, and then I shook them.
03:45:53
I have a mute.
03:45:54
I can mute that.
03:45:56
Okay, so that's two things that I did that were gay.
03:45:59
Yep. It's muted.
03:46:01
You're banned.
03:46:03
Dave. Wow.
03:46:05
That's that's like other than that this is another one.
03:46:08
We can do the kid version.
03:46:10
You could shut the fuck up, but we can do the kid.
03:46:14
Let's do the kid.
03:46:16
You're Martin, aren't you?
03:46:18
I don't know, oh, wait.
03:46:22
I was a kid once, and I did a kid? No
03:46:25
tech guy.
03:46:26
I wore a crazy gay outfit, put on ice skates and dancing, and I shook you.
03:46:32
We've all gentlemen, let's broaden our minds.
03:46:35
Aren't you Frosty's whistle?
03:46:40
I have to say so very, very like you own it.
03:46:44
Like the way you say this is like you own the fuck up.
03:46:46
I blew Frosty's whistle.
03:46:50
Oh, this,
03:46:52
this song is my definition of the afterlife.
03:46:56
And how even though this year
03:46:58
ends, somehow something will go after,
03:47:02
right? Yeah.
03:47:03
Something else will replace
03:47:07
something else.
03:47:08
Wait.
03:47:08
There's an after or funny.
03:47:10
And that's something else.
03:47:12
There will be an echo of what was somehow.
03:47:14
I mean, otherwise, it's just the same cave
03:47:17
that we go through with the same darkness, the same nothingness.
03:47:19
Something has to build upon something else to create something else.
03:47:23
Otherwise there's a paradox there.
03:47:24
It has to be like that.
03:47:27
Fucking like, 0000I springs the ancient stone.
03:47:38
I feel really good. Yeah.
03:47:41
Like a whisper of some truth unknown.
03:47:43
The burning light to bear I'm living.
03:47:46
Starts within the just a simple, brief and strong.
03:47:51
I'm never melody put to the test.
03:47:53
Where everyone belongs.
03:47:56
No complex riddles to unlock.
03:47:58
No hidden codes to find.
03:48:00
Okay, just honesty on the clock
03:48:04
a comfort for the mind exposed to shadows.
03:48:07
Speaks of life.
03:48:09
The turning of years of all over.
03:48:12
With all your might.
03:48:14
And trying all that you could be the last time for this
03:48:18
doesn't preach that up every understands.
03:48:21
Yeah.
03:48:22
Things that we reach will open within hands.
03:48:26
Cuz it's yeah go forever.
03:48:29
If every beating heart
03:48:32
will love like something.
03:48:35
All tears, yeah, it doesn't freeze.
03:48:39
It's simply not hard.
03:48:41
Hey I change that.
03:48:43
We reach with open willing hands.
03:48:46
Cause it's the whole world for ever.
03:48:48
Yeah everyone does. Beating heart.
03:48:51
That's what I wrote.
03:48:52
We all remember like yeah, we wrote.
03:48:57
They just cry for some fucking
03:48:59
I think you is nowhere near the words everyone can hear and understand.
03:49:05
My friend, it's true I just fall, give and take.
03:49:09
The sun and pouring rain.
03:49:11
The promises we made to keep again.
03:49:15
Oh yeah.
03:49:19
Editing done perfectly by.
03:49:21
For a long time ago.
03:49:22
When you cry I just cheated.
03:49:24
And coffee, yeah,
03:49:27
it answers when the lonely calls.
03:49:29
And fans of fun riot from this ensures the same times
03:49:34
I make no sense again rings true no universal.
03:49:38
So let me be alone.
03:49:40
So you know I know
03:49:44
I told it not to use the word solo.
03:49:46
Refrain.
03:49:46
So here. Stereo wholesome and secure.
03:49:49
That lingers through the days we the outside.
03:49:53
It's hard for I say otherwise.
03:49:56
But when I say things we cannot hide this I wish you go home.
03:50:02
It's nothing boasting doesn't quite. Yeah.
03:50:05
Thanks, Dave. Keith.
03:50:07
Thanks.
03:50:07
Dave writes for some familiar name.
03:50:11
Hey, what's the topic?
03:50:12
Is this the icon for others
03:50:15
is every beating heart Harry Crow.
03:50:18
We all right?
03:50:20
So you know, this is it.
03:50:23
What's the topic next week?
03:50:24
It doesn't freeze. It's every other Sandra.
03:50:27
The common face that we reached.
03:50:31
Sorry, what I just saw under
03:50:35
in heaven.
03:50:36
Like the chocolate cake.
03:50:37
Oh. So.
03:50:38
And e you,
03:50:43
Damn.
03:50:43
I still don't know how to spell it.
03:50:44
Your internet cut out a tiny bit with the ice cream s.
03:50:48
Oh, and some,
03:50:52
doctors.
03:50:54
Saunders.
03:50:54
Yeah, that's the one.
03:50:55
The rain, the promise.
03:50:58
That's great.
03:51:00
That's great. Dave.
03:51:01
Thank you.
03:51:04
Dave, I really hope you reply.
03:51:06
I'd like to know what you think.
03:51:07
I know nothing about you.
03:51:09
So I tried not to comment forever.
03:51:13
Oh, Bigfoot.
03:51:14
Oh, Bigfoot.
03:51:15
Oh, shit, I forgot everything.
03:51:17
Oh, good. This is again this year.
03:51:20
Oh, Mickey Mouse, any Mickey Mouse here?
03:51:26
Yeah.
03:51:26
Mickey Mouse, it seems to you, Mickey Mouse.
03:51:31
Wait, I have Mickey Mouse hands on the Mickey Mouse.
03:51:34
Go to feel good.
03:51:37
I got one more story before you go,
03:51:41
you know, why would I be involved?
03:51:44
Bill gates?
03:51:45
I had two more, but I don't know if we can make it that many.
03:51:50
So different.
03:51:58
Breaking news.
03:51:58
Bigfoot killed
03:52:01
two men in the forest
03:52:05
on Christmas Eve.
03:52:06
What now?
03:52:10
Two men found dead in forest
03:52:12
after searching for Bigfoot on Christmas Eve.
03:52:15
Holy shit.
03:52:16
That has to be proof enough for me. No.
03:52:21
Yeah.
03:52:22
Clear evidence?
03:52:23
No. In the back of my head, I mean, the back of my ears.
03:52:26
You guys can't hear it.
03:52:27
But I have the kid and Gary talking about buttholes.
03:52:30
I need to find where that's coming from and stop it.
03:52:33
No. That's better.
03:52:33
Geez. That's weird.
03:52:34
I was like, that was really weird. I like
03:52:38
that is the longest trap I ever heard under the longest butthole.
03:52:43
So it keeps disappearing.
03:52:44
I have to keep my mouse over it.
03:52:46
Depends on the forest.
03:52:48
After searching for Bigfoot, what do you think about.
03:52:49
Oh, God's going.
03:52:51
Two men were found dead in the forest after they reported missing.
03:52:54
They did not return from a Bigfoot hunt on Christmas Eve.
03:52:58
Oh, no. Bigfoot got them. Dude,
03:53:01
something's wrong with that.
03:53:03
Clearly, no, I all that was the only story.
03:53:06
Yeah.
03:53:06
There was it was like the alcohol has something to do with it.
03:53:11
I could have sworn I had a, Bill.
03:53:13
Do they like malls?
03:53:14
Were they mauled to death, or were they just found, like, oh.
03:53:18
We'll see. Now, if we dig deeper, we might.
03:53:20
We might just prove it wasn't Bigfoot.
03:53:22
And you know that the Bigfoot cottage industry would never do that.
03:53:26
Baby, I was with you.
03:53:27
I really say with the time to understand when.
03:53:31
You know what I mean.
03:53:33
I find the bill
03:53:34
that you guys just came on and said something horrific.
03:53:38
And I need you to put drop if I find it.
03:53:42
I did. Okay. Bigfoot.
03:53:46
Hey, you know
03:53:47
what I forgot to I found I forgot everybody was supposed to.
03:53:50
That we were supposed to invite everybody on
03:53:51
for the Christmas show, and nobody came.
03:53:53
You did? Oh.
03:53:58
Oh, brother.
03:53:59
But not.
03:54:01
Yeah, for video about it.
03:54:03
So if anybody, you know has some time off next week
03:54:07
and, you know, join us, I don't see why
03:54:10
you even if you're a stranger watching you, they'll send you the link.
03:54:14
All right.
03:54:14
You should play the, I say, wait, you should play the Bill gates drop.
03:54:18
At this moment.
03:54:21
You know, why would I.
03:54:23
Would I be involved in that is so good that it will force us to rethink?
03:54:29
How should we use our time?
03:54:31
You know, you can almost call it a new religion or a new philosophy
03:54:36
of, okay, how do we stay connected with each other?
03:54:39
Not addicted to these.
03:54:41
He's try to turn my windows into a religion.
03:54:45
The impossible make video games look like all right.
03:54:48
Nothing.
03:54:48
The scientific terms for the attractiveness of, spending time on them.
03:54:53
So it's fascinating that we will the issues, you know, disease
03:54:58
and enough food of climate if things go well.
03:55:02
Those who largely.
03:55:04
Did you see him swallow before he said this?
03:55:06
I watch the wallow before he says if things go well,
03:55:10
he actually, you know, like it's disgusting.
03:55:13
Listen, you know, why would I be?
03:55:16
And things go well if those go well, he knows become solve problems.
03:55:22
I just said day for a second you know.
03:55:23
So the next generation does get to say okay.
03:55:28
Given that some things that were massively in shortage
03:55:30
are now not how, how do we take advantage of that.
03:55:34
You know, do we.
03:55:35
That's not the way it works even in some certain endeavors.
03:55:38
So the humans get, some you know, if humans have no incentive to do
03:55:44
anything, it's not going to look pretty, because they'll be too good.
03:55:48
Too good. Keep them off.
03:55:50
You must be so.
03:55:51
Okay. How broadly would you go with that?
03:55:54
I mean, we are so used to this shortage world that,
03:55:58
you know, I, I hope I get to see how we start to rethink
03:56:03
the these deep meaning question is, is it
03:56:06
funny for somebody who has everything to say that we live in a shortage space?
03:56:09
You know, why would I be involved in that?
03:56:13
That's all I got.
03:56:16
How good did this
03:56:19
oh day.
03:56:20
Wait, I got I got to get back to that. I'm sorry.
03:56:22
I thought
03:56:25
it shouldn't take that long, though.
03:56:27
One, two clicks and.
03:56:34
Okay, fine.
03:56:38
As above.
03:56:38
So below.
03:56:41
So you think that's ransom flash?
03:56:44
Perfect, blah blah blah blah.
03:56:46
Such as the David Dave Show, the Dave, and they.
03:56:49
All right.
03:56:50
And see
03:56:52
you face the kid.
03:56:53
Another podcaster.
03:56:55
You the Dave and they show the Dave and Dave show.
03:56:59
When I see.
03:57:01
Well thanks for kid.
03:57:02
You need another podcast.
03:57:04
Do you need another podcast?
03:57:06
I'm doing great show the David Dave Show.
03:57:11
For all minutes in the making.
03:57:15
So now you see the dealership.
03:57:18
Simple.
03:57:18
The Dave and Dave show
03:57:21
me. On.
03:57:42
EBay and.
03:57:49
You. Tell.
03:57:53
You think you've got some rants, some flags, rants, words here, blah
03:57:57
blah blah blah.
03:57:57
Such as the cave and Dave Show.
03:58:00
The Dave and they show what I see.
03:58:04
They need another podcast.
03:58:07
You need another podcast.
03:58:09
The Dave and Dave Show, the Dave and Ed Show.
03:58:11
For me, it's in the lake and
03:58:16
so now you see the dealership,
03:58:18
all the David Dave show up.
03:58:22
It's.
03:58:25
Oh, bitch.
03:58:34
I oh.
03:58:52
This.