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You. The
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time is now 10:01 p.m..
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Did you know that everybody is having
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just as vivid a conscious experience as you are?
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Hi, I'm Gerry, and welcome to Fladge Rants Live.
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I just want you to know
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that you are special, just like everybody else.
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And I don't mean that sarcastically or tongue in cheek.
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I mean,
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every single one of us
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is a complex individual
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with, a whole skill set
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and, multitasking capabilities and
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a complex, well, brain.
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That's what makes us special.
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And I'm not saying stupid monkey people
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are the apex of what could be going on in the universe,
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but it is the apex of conscious thought
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that we have discovered so far,
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and that might be insignificant
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in the grand scheme of things.
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But it's pretty special to me.
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I, gosh, today the topic is honor.
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And it's not to be confused with the,
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Sanders
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chocolates, but there's a mandela effect here.
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A lot of people think it's Sanders, and perhaps the
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A is pronounced that way, but slender.
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It's like, wonder if you replace the W in wonder with an S,
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and it simply means the realization
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that everybody, all the passer bys, all the people around you,
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everybody is having a complex
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and vivid conscious reality
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that you can share and part of or be the background of.
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But you are the main character
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in your story,
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and they and you are just the background character.
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And there's and this is,
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an important lesson to us.
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It's important to know this because, without it.
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It's hard to
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show the appropriate amount of compassion and empathy
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that we should to be
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a healthy society, to be healthy individuals.
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And this, compassion, this empathy,
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it ties directly into Sonder.
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So happy new year.
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New glasses, new year,
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new show, new job, great opportunities,
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experiences on the horizon.
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And, I'm glad I get to hit it with renewed vigor.
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This year, 2025 is going to be the the year of fledge.
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So someone called trying to have them change it to the year of the fledge.
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I don't even know how the, the Chinese zodiac works, but,
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I think I was born in the year of the ox in 1973.
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You can look that up.
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So what we've got is the realization that everyone has a complex life.
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And, and it's they're just as vivid as your own.
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And the trick here is you can never experience it to the full like they can.
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You can be told about it, you can interact with it, but
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it's it's theirs and uniquely theirs.
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And, and and when I said you're special just like
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everybody else, which kind of takes the specialness out of it,
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I actually mean
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the I'm talking about the uniqueness
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that everyone shares
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doesn't make a lot of sense.
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It sounds like a paradox.
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The the word sonder was invented by, John,
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I want to say cognate.
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But it's probably Koenig.
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But I'm going to I'm just going to go ahead and get that wrong.
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And, he had a Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows,
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and that's that's where he, he got that from.
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I've heard some, conspiracy theorists saying that we live in a simulation
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with non-player characters, and we're interacting
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with, as
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brainless, soulless, mindless,
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CPAs, and they just,
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you know, regurgitate their script, and that's their only job.
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Well, in fact, that those don't exist.
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There are no non-player characters.
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We all have our own unique perspective.
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And I
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kind of wanted to get into, perspective taking.
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I think it's what's called,
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it's,
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it's the ability to understand
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what it's like to walk a mile in someone else's shoes.
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It's critical
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to good social skills and personal well-being.
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It's got a positive association with, psychological health.
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So there's that,
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So there's if we experience everything
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on a spectrum from great suffering to great pleasure.
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I thought I heard at some point in my life
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the Buddha said, life is suffering, that I look that up.
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That is not the fact.
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He simply said Buddhism.
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It's merely states that,
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suffering is part of the life
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cycle as, as is rebirth.
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And, and I thought rebirth, renewal, new year, new glasses, new host, new job.
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I thought this would be a,
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a fantastic time to, new host.
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Yes, I am fledge 2.0.
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This is, this is the new me.
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When I started, I was working the same old
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truck driving job as ever.
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I spent all of last year at the same job, and
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might as well bring out the elephant in the room.
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I got my ass fired today.
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So I lost my job.
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It's always in the last place you look.
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And I did get fired for what I said did on this show.
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Hi, Dave. Dave. Hi, Dave.
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And I have no regrets and no apologies to make, and I.
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Nothing I said was untrue.
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And I stand by every single statement.
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Everything I said, I stand by and by.
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Dave.
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I have absolutely no hard feelings.
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And, I as a matter of fact, I've met a lot of really
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great people and I enjoyed every moment of it.
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I, I appreciate the experience and the, the opportunity that it provided.
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I'm going to stay in touch with a lot of those people
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and, and, I'm very fond of them.
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And, Dave, I don't need rehearsals.
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I'm just in your mouth to wheezing, gurgle and stomp on your head to your cheeks.
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A purple.
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But, But I didn't slander anybody.
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But I was in your DNA.
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That's in a punch line. It's a PSA.
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The chromosomes from your mom pot create retards, and they name them Dave.
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Nice.
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But, But I do feel a certain way
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about bullying.
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And noise and text I saw with my eyes.
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I know what you said, Dave, I read it. You a real piece of shit.
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Not like a real piece of shit.
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Like a piece of shit and a piece of shit and took a shit.
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You're that piece of shit.
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I'll take you in
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about a year and then smash you together like stone cold beer.
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So my hat says, don't bully me.
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I'll come.
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True story.
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Big bad Dave.
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Piece of shit now.
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Like a real piece of shit.
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Like if a piece of shit fucked a piece of shit and got an STD.
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You're that piece of shit.
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I love insult comedy.
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Now it's. It's funny to me.
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That is hilarious.
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That.
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That's why you can't piss me off.
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I mean, if, if you give a if you, cut me down
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and it's a good one, I'll be like, that's a zero.
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That's a nice, you know, props.
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And if and if you don't, if you kind of fail or, or model your way through and,
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you know, better luck next time, you know, I'll try to encourage you to try again.
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Are these crooked? These are brand new.
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A reason for these to be crooked.
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So, I've got, better vision than ever.
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20, 25.
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Oh, the happy January 6th, everybody.
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This is a great anniversary.
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And we've got, another renewal we're having,
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the rebirth of an old,
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president.
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And, and he's he's coming into, to,
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make America Great again.
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So, Oh, this is the same MAGA.
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So, you know,
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what was old is now new or something like that.
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Roll the clip.
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Brady does.
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I've also got the evolution of
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my nice old lumpy,
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so that was kind of interesting.
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This one is stubby.
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Oh. No.
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This is the fish crab.
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This is stabby.
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I was like, man, they all look like fish.
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But this is I mean,
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this is the most comfortable handle I've ever made.
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I mean, that's that's a pretty good fit right there.
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And then this one,
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it seems like it's backwards or some crap.
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Because, like, wouldn't it be more comfortable.
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Oh, like that, that I'm slicing my face.
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Started work on this one, but.
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So bear with me one second.
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I'll grab this.
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And I had a,
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button, and I had a new challenge.
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We did, Fortune and Fire night,
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where we challenged each other to make a kukri.
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And I submit this is a perfect kukri blade.
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This and this tang.
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It's perfect.
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I've got the the recurve.
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That is really bizarre.
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The point? Wicked.
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This is a little flat for my taste, so I maybe
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grind these down to make that more, pretty lackluster.
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And, I think I won because this handle is not hold the bowl and the,
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it's not good.
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Yeah, that makes sense.
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This is your standard kukri shape, and this is not.
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But that's the first swordsman I've actually won.
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So go me.
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That's fun.
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Well, then I was really looking forward.
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I wonder what I'm going to be doing next week.
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I, I don't have a job lined up or.
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Nor have I even tried, but I think I'll take a little time off, take it easy
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for a couple of weeks and then, and then see,
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see where I pop up?
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I I'll tell you what,
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I, as I said in my exit interview, whoever, whoever ends up with me
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will be glad to have me and, they could not disagree
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because I was not fired for work related reasons.
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But I've never been fired from a job before,
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so it's a brand new experience for me, and I thought it would be really bombed.
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But I'm just I'm excited.
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I'm looking forward to,
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what what the future brings.
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I always love a new challenge.
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This is going to be exciting, a new career.
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I mean, 51 is a little late in the game
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to be starting over, but,
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I've got payments that, minimum wage job can support.
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So I can go start working at the gas station or flipping burgers
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and be just fine.
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What I won't do
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is stop telling the truth on this podcast.
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That's what I do.
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I hey, I've admitted I don't.
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Oh, I haven't touched anybody ever fixed anybody, haven't changed anybody's mind.
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That doesn't mean I'm going to stop trying.
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I'm just going to try a harder.
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Bring it on.
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Do you want to fight me?
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Call 5863. Range three.
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If you want me, call someone else.
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If you want to fight me, call
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five eight. Six three. Range three.
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Or leave a comment.
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I will answer any comment
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and, and then just consider surrender.
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And I do like the, the Sanders chocolates.
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And I really thought it was Saunders like the isn't
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the pumpkin Saunders.
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The host unmuted it unmuted my mic.
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That was me.
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So is it Sanders? Sanders.
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It's the bumpy cake. Sanders.
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And the chocolates are Sanders
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I don't know.
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Someone told me in the comments, leave a comment.
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They'll leave a comment because it helps the algo algorithm.
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They say that right?
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You're not here to hit the button.
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Drawers here to hit the button.
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George, you fix the name on your screen yet?
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I know I was still Dave from last week.
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You recognize what people should do for me?
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You go.
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Ooh, this is hard.
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Maybe I shouldn't have dumped it in there.
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Well, you live and learn, you know?
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But I'm not going to stop
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transmitting the truth on this channel, so you can just turn right in
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and you'll see me right here.
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I'm not going anywhere.
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And,
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if you're, a male and you work
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where I used to work and you're wearing a plus size blouse,
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right now, and you're about 6 pounds away from wearing a Moomoo
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forever.
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You got the last laugh.
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Congratulations.
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Well done.
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But I actually heard that wasn't exactly you.
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I thought I, I think it was someone standing up for you.
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And way to wear the skirt.
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Beautifully executed.
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Because I've filed for unemployment,
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I don't know, I've never taken a handout.
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I've never knowingly eaten food
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that was actually not a handout.
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I don't like it before.
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That's your money you've been paying into that.
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You you you collect that?
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That's called the windfall.
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It's your money you've been paying into it.
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I've never knowingly eaten food
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that was purchased on a bridge card.
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In case you're not from here, Sanders is.
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Chocolates and bridge cards are food stamps,
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is it? Saunders?
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I don't know, I thought that was the Mandela effect because I, I asked
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the the British, re pronounce civilization
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iser, and, and she said Sanders,
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Sanders, Sanders.
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Sanders.
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But, I think what brought us here today is slander.
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But I didn't say anything that wasn't true.
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So I, I, I back my claims now, sister, sex is like practice sex.
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The whole.
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That's funny.
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Was that.
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That was my voice.
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So. Yeah, of course it's you.
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I said that
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is it? Yeah.
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This is gay.
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It is gay.
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I'm just not good.
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Today at the lightning in a bottle.
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Okay, Kermit, give me the thing.
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Brady, give me the thing.
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Brady.
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Well, I guess the monologue is over.
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Oh, I didn't have one monologue.
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One monologue.
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One monologue.
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I don't know, let's see.
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I like this better. Do we like this better?
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Oh, I think we're just.
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Oh, yeah, I like that better.
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You don't have the shirt hanging up in the background this time.
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I don't even recognize your wife. God damn it.
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Go get it.
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I'll hang it up in a minute. Go get it right now. I have to be riveting.
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Yeah, that's actually all I wrote.
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Oh. Did you know there's a new soap opera called Beyond the Gates?
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Goodnight. It's over.
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But that's, Oh. She wrote no.
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Be on the gays.
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Yeah, yeah, on the gays.
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No, I just want to see what you want to say.
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You start
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like I've heard of the bold and beautiful, the alien,
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the restless General hospital.
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There's a bunch that we know,
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but this is a new soap opera called Beyond the Gates.
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I thought it was worth mentioning because who does that?
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Who starts a new.
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Well, anyone with money?
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Okay,
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I started a podcast with not nothing, I don't know.
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I mean,
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the soap operas that have been around have been around for quite a while now.
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They they haven't made profit.
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I'm sure they did.
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Right. So somebody maybe looking for something.
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Now, what's the one with the, the hourglass,
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the sands of time.
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Days of our lives. Of our lives.
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Yeah. See, I knew I'd get us there.
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And then there's someone's hope.
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Ryan's hope.
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Maybe,
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Yeah.
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Brother, leave us a comment.
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Tell me what I'm doing.
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Yeah.
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Am I saying Sandra right.
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I don't give a crap about that.
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No. But sorry, but,
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Brady had to field a complaint that Sandra was made up.
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And, by the way, all words are made up in fact, like, quarter
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of all the English words were made up by William Shakespeare himself.
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But this one was coined by John.
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I want to say König, but, Oh, careful.
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I know he's got a nick right in the end of his name,
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but the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows is, something about.
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I'm doing h on it to visualize the future world.
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It's kind of cool. Oh, there it is.
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Hey, fledge.
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Are you going to make a knife or for a man?
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Or, you are one.
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Oh, no.
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He's saying that your knives are for ladies.
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Those are lady knives.
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Oh, lady. Nice. Oh, for a man.
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This is a man.
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This is a bad ass. But
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what this
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is, this handle is big enough for brother.
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Look at that.
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The size of the freaking handle.
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That's a freaking handle.
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I can't get it centered.
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What's wrong with me there? That's a handle.
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Well, the size of that handle.
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The fucking handle.
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And then this one I've got, set up for a reason, and so is.
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And then you see how my fingers are above the
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the blade line, and then it curves down to the point.
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Do do do stabby stab, stab,
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stabby stab, stab
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stab stab stab.
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So, yeah, you know, I was never a blade enthusiast,
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but now that I can make them myself, it's kind of fun.
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I spent hours out here just on and on.
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Model. I mean, this took me about two hours.
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I made it out of a flat piece of rectangular metal,
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and now it is not rectangular.
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It's about four inches longer than it started.
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I drew that out by opening it
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this way, this, this way, and then this.
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I, I, banged against the horn of the anvil.
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And then I tried to draw this out and this out.
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And this was the trickiest part because it was square,
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and I had to make it into a point. And,
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when easy did the same thing, he folded it.
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So he's got a point here, and,
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and he has already ground off the folds, so he is also good to go.
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But that's a little hard for a concrete point.
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But you got a point there.
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He he's either beaten me or tied me in every previous forge night.
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And this is the light
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that indicates that I am heated.
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That's the blue.
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That's the green.
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And then we're back to red.
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That's fancy hiking.
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How can you afford that for someone unemployed?
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I know, I'm, Oh, I'm not homeless
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yet, but, definitely unemployed.
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Yeah.
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Yourself live in your own basement until you get back on your feet.
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That's a great idea.
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Save money. That way I can love myself.
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Live rent free.
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That's a good idea.
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I might never get back on my feet again, if that'll be good.
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If I get free meals out of the deal.
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As birdie here is you, not here.
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Are those the only two options?
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Yes. Okay.
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Brady's here.
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Well, I've got a little something here that I, according to, Indeed, yes.
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Oh, yeah. Working at our made our rubber.
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Apparently, there was, a woody.
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This is.
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I don't want to get to indeed.com.
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This is where I want you to get.
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See what I'm doing.
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I'm I'm I'm reading a website.
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It's available.
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So is what you said.
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I know, I know,
00:24:01
I know, apparently you can't do anything.
00:24:03
What are you going to do re fire me?
00:24:05
Yeah, they can do whatever they want, and so can you.
00:24:07
That's the best part. Right. Yeah.
00:24:11
One star. Poor management.
00:24:12
Management lacks communication with operators.
00:24:14
Operators are not valued or respected.
00:24:16
Afternoon shift doesn't get to get support from management.
00:24:19
Lack of leadership. This is from 2019.
00:24:21
Do you agree or disagree with this statement? Gary.
00:24:24
Oh gosh.
00:24:25
You know that's true in a lot of companies.
00:24:28
There's like this total disconnect and
00:24:31
second shift in every workplace I've ever seen.
00:24:34
There's a bunch of mutants.
00:24:36
If you've ever been to a 24 hour Kroger in the middle of the night,
00:24:40
you can attest to this.
00:24:41
Those people.
00:24:43
Whew.
00:24:44
Boy, I wasn't even the only people.
00:24:47
Those people? Yeah. What?
00:24:48
What do I mean? Those people?
00:24:50
What did he say?
00:24:52
I wasn't even the only person fired today
00:24:56
was David, I was fired.
00:24:59
Oh. No, no, no, they had to.
00:25:00
They had to choose between the two of us.
00:25:03
I think they picked poorly.
00:25:04
And I'm sure they know they picked poorly.
00:25:07
It's very poor management.
00:25:08
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that that was a misstep.
00:25:12
On someone's part. Yeah.
00:25:14
No one will get cookies anymore.
00:25:15
No more cookies.
00:25:17
I. No fuck the kid, I guess. I don't know.
00:25:21
Oh the kids
00:25:22
I no, Michigan has a right to work state
00:25:24
and you can get fired for no reason whatsoever.
00:25:26
Yeah. What what reason did they give?
00:25:29
Oh, it was, a they didn't have to social, social media.
00:25:32
What about you?
00:25:33
But they always. And harassment.
00:25:35
Harassment okay.
00:25:37
So social media violation I'm fine with.
00:25:39
But how did you harass.
00:25:40
Because apparently I don't think they watched the show because even the title
00:25:44
did they watch the show?
00:25:45
They had to watch the show, right? Right.
00:25:47
Even the title. There's no way.
00:25:48
First of all, thank you for watching.
00:25:50
Thank you for watching.
00:25:51
Oh, they gave us a lot of extra clicks.
00:25:53
What up are made of rubber?
00:25:55
Yeah, I was wondering.
00:25:56
It was one of the most popular shows I think,
00:26:00
the bottom of my heart, it was.
00:26:01
It was like double our average views the last night.
00:26:05
Perfect. Makes perfect sense now.
00:26:07
And we dipped under 2000 for a couple weeks like a month ago,
00:26:11
but we haven't had that many views since 72.
00:26:15
The title was Latin.
00:26:16
Maybe they don't speak Latin, but for the record, maybe right.
00:26:20
Our fictitious person named Dave, who right, perfectly put a disclaimer
00:26:24
that he was not connected. Any specific? Dave.
00:26:27
Yeah, absolutely.
00:26:28
Our Dave in Latin said worker.
00:26:33
I forgot the second word.
00:26:34
Worker genius.
00:26:36
We call him a worker genius.
00:26:37
Air blaster Supreme.
00:26:39
Yeah. That's a how is that harassment?
00:26:42
Thank you.
00:26:42
If somebody comes and and the word David means beloved,
00:26:47
I stated that right out of the gate into the
00:26:49
the entire he put himself show was complimentary in my opinion.
00:26:54
He put himself in those videos.
00:26:56
He then made himself a topic to be discussed.
00:26:59
And so I don't know how that's not partially on him as well.
00:27:03
Oh well.
00:27:03
See, I think the moment you in the kid film
00:27:05
the video, he knew what you were doing. Yeah.
00:27:07
Right. Right.
00:27:07
As soon as he was filming inside, that was probably the violation.
00:27:10
It doesn't matter. You can film wherever you want.
00:27:11
That's the. Yeah, you can. And then third party concerns.
00:27:14
You really care?
00:27:15
Yes. I guess you can't film in a private business.
00:27:18
But they didn't tell you. You can't.
00:27:19
So he's his producer and and his producer.
00:27:23
Warning every step of the way. Right.
00:27:25
My first warning was termination.
00:27:29
Yeah, that's my my wife passed that.
00:27:30
So no warning, no nothing.
00:27:32
Just ban us.
00:27:33
So here's the situation then.
00:27:36
I don't even know, did I?
00:27:37
I may have mentioned the made a rubber sitcom that I'm developing.
00:27:40
Yes. Yes. You have. No. You have an on air.
00:27:43
So yeah.
00:27:43
Please do acknowledge the OSHA for the record, Gary working there or not.
00:27:49
It's not going to change any of that.
00:27:51
All it did is removed any care in the world about me.
00:27:54
Yeah, yeah. Good call.
00:27:57
Yeah. Yeah, that was good.
00:28:00
Back to Indeed.com.
00:28:01
The next, Oh, yeah.
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Next review.
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Number one star cut throat place for press operators.
00:28:07
Place dark, dingy and smelled terribly content.
00:28:10
It's constantly smelled like burning rubber.
00:28:12
I wonder, is that why they fired you?
00:28:14
Do you stink like burning rubber?
00:28:16
I stink breaks sulfur.
00:28:17
You ran a press?
00:28:19
No liquid ventilation.
00:28:21
Super fast paced. Do you agree or disagree?
00:28:26
What about that job
00:28:27
in the finishing department that opened up the I mean, I,
00:28:31
I just hated the job in the finishing department.
00:28:34
Like, seriously, like seven hours ago,
00:28:39
careers.
00:28:41
Did they have any other did you have any other complaints?
00:28:43
Job performance, timeliness?
00:28:45
Any other issues whatsoever?
00:28:46
Not a single one.
00:28:48
Yeah, if you haven't already for a while.
00:28:49
And one thing I would never say is that you're a poor worker or I'm
00:28:53
like, right, there was no like it once I committed something.
00:28:58
I am full bore.
00:28:59
Yeah, it wasn't a good choice.
00:29:01
Whoever I may have missed it, I may have stepped in
00:29:03
in the middle of a conversation, but whoever made that choice,
00:29:06
it wasn't a good choice.
00:29:08
The the people that helped me down the decision said it wasn't.
00:29:11
There is it came from above.
00:29:13
And, and and I again, would not have sided with it.
00:29:18
What? Yeah.
00:29:18
What they don't get is that that's,
00:29:20
that's kind of like, that echoes through the morale situation
00:29:24
where the employer is going to look at it like, oh, I could get fired
00:29:27
for any reason.
00:29:28
They obviously don't care.
00:29:29
This is actually then puts more sentiment into these reviews.
00:29:32
Right.
00:29:32
It comes to the quality of a workplace that that is because they can just
00:29:36
what about the difference?
00:29:38
Just for me not being there with smile on my face with brownies in my hand.
00:29:42
Yeah, right.
00:29:43
Everyone is.
00:29:44
Even if they didn't like you, they aren't going to get free food now.
00:29:46
And that's that's a big deal for workers, right?
00:29:48
Well, they just killed out of there.
00:29:50
Well, the kid is going to be sad.
00:29:52
I'm sure the kid's going to have to quit
00:29:53
to, He's going to have to go where you ever.
00:29:55
Where are you going to, I might have gotten fired
00:29:58
for the same exact reason I did.
00:29:59
Oh, I'm sure he's going to be. Describe a younger person like that.
00:30:02
It's kind of going to be like, fuck this place. You kind of learn.
00:30:05
Yeah. At that age, he's got a bright future ahead of you.
00:30:07
Oh, yeah. Fuck these people. I don't need this.
00:30:09
The kid has a good head on his shoulders, and, And I'm sorry, I actually,
00:30:14
muddied his name by involving him,
00:30:19
but, he can he can go
00:30:21
rubber or, you know, one of the other rubbers.
00:30:26
Right?
00:30:27
Yeah.
00:30:27
I again, I don't mean to be a jerk or the bearer of, you know, obvious news,
00:30:31
but there's not a good plastics place.
00:30:35
No, no, if I can't be a, a d flash operator, I made a rubber.
00:30:42
What could I possibly do?
00:30:45
Yeah, I don't know.
00:30:46
It was my dream job.
00:30:48
They're like, oh, you're fired. You're just like, okay.
00:30:50
And all right, the other side of it, I understand.
00:30:53
And you can have when you're doing a purpose.
00:30:55
You wanted to say yes, sir.
00:30:56
Decent job.
00:30:59
Well, so in that respect, I mean, look, you have right now, I just don't want to
00:31:03
looking at the want ads. There is a, CDL.
00:31:06
You have a CDL. You do. Right? I do not.
00:31:09
It's just a show. First.
00:31:11
And I think I let my, my
00:31:15
premium fits in, Armada looking for a driver.
00:31:19
Oh. Oh, yeah.
00:31:21
I don't have a CDL.
00:31:23
How hard?
00:31:26
Oh. I was going to ask how hard your penis was, I wasn't crazy.
00:31:29
Oh. Okay.
00:31:29
It's actually sucking up into my body.
00:31:33
It is negative four degrees right here.
00:31:38
If you're wondering
00:31:40
why you can't see my breath, it's because this is a heater.
00:31:45
Yeah.
00:31:45
If you can't see my breasts, it's because I'm wearing four shirts
00:31:49
and a jacket under my jackets.
00:31:51
And you? You did.
00:31:53
You mentioned the high road before the show and stuff.
00:31:55
And I feel good that I didn't mention the sloppiness.
00:31:58
He wore a shirt open in his sweaty t shirt,
00:32:00
which would have made anyone around him sick.
00:32:01
I would have complained about that every day.
00:32:03
I didn't mention the flipping off.
00:32:05
Yeah, I didn't mention the
00:32:08
the things I could have mentioned right now.
00:32:11
What hazard.
00:32:13
But see, you just want to you want to just leave it, right?
00:32:15
You don't want to.
00:32:17
He didn't like, for one thing, never been written up.
00:32:21
We could turn the army on him if you want.
00:32:22
I mean, that's not a problem.
00:32:24
Oh, no no no no, I don't I don't need to wield my power.
00:32:28
I, I, I can be the bigger person, okay?
00:32:31
And that is what we will do. So Sander.
00:32:35
Yes, it's for compassion.
00:32:37
For empathy. And it is. We will do it. Yeah.
00:32:40
So this is the here we go.
00:32:41
This is the most this is the most interesting review because.
00:32:43
Oh yeah three stars.
00:32:45
So so if you don't care sucks if you do.
00:32:48
Not the worst things in the world, but far from the best.
00:32:50
This place is great if you're looking for a job
00:32:52
to put in consistent hours with optional overtime for a year or less,
00:32:57
great for those looking to dip their toes into the manufacturing environment,
00:33:00
as it's an easier work process.
00:33:02
That being said, don't
00:33:03
expect much more than a keep up the good work once in a while.
00:33:07
Even if you go above and beyond, you will not be given
00:33:10
performance based raises.
00:33:11
They only come with senior positions.
00:33:13
You're right, bonus is nice after three or so years
00:33:16
before then don't expect much more than your paycheck,
00:33:19
although they will make you think it will be significant.
00:33:22
It's not.
00:33:23
If you can look beyond
00:33:24
an absolutely poisoned work environment with all the racism, homophobia,
00:33:28
Islamophobia, misogyny, bullying and hate, this is a three star review.
00:33:33
Actually,
00:33:34
let's remind everyone massage
00:33:37
regression and avoid it entirely.
00:33:40
It's work.
00:33:41
It's work. Taking the job.
00:33:42
If you're desperate, I'll expect your manager to take out
00:33:46
their frustrations in misery regarding their personal lives.
00:33:49
That has absolutely, absolutely nothing to do with you,
00:33:52
out on you, or a coworker at least once.
00:33:57
It's a party when someone quits extra patrols.
00:33:59
What about if they get fired?
00:34:01
Pizza party for you.
00:34:01
Did I get a pizza party if you get fired,
00:34:05
they they do that party.
00:34:08
Where does that title you just got?
00:34:10
You just got your extra paycheck, right? So that was good.
00:34:12
Yeah, I should I should deliver the pizza.
00:34:17
I've done that.
00:34:18
I've actually done that.
00:34:19
I've delivered pizza to my previous employer.
00:34:22
Fun. As you thought.
00:34:24
No, no, no, nobody was left there.
00:34:27
I don't think I'm welcome.
00:34:28
You should. You need to feel any better.
00:34:30
But these places, they actually have a position called a churn manager.
00:34:34
Their whole churn is just to.
00:34:35
Yeah, their whole point is just to deal with the constant new employees.
00:34:39
Oh, yeah.
00:34:41
Was this review helpful?
00:34:42
Yes it was. Thank you.
00:34:44
Yeah.
00:34:46
Assembly line and press worker.
00:34:47
Typical day of work usually includes operating processes and assembling parts.
00:34:51
Learn how to make car parts on an assembly line and how to use press.
00:34:55
The most enjoyable part of the job for me was learning how some car parts are made.
00:34:59
Yeah, this guy isn't really complaining about much, but isn't.
00:35:02
I feel nice, man, I do it nice coworkers, they make you snacks and stuff.
00:35:06
Or at least when they're not fired, right? Yeah.
00:35:08
Most enjoyable part of the job is that is that saying some negative
00:35:11
about the job or something negative about the person?
00:35:16
I don't know,
00:35:17
maybe he never had your cookies wrong.
00:35:20
I would have put that down.
00:35:22
My cookies were available to anybody.
00:35:23
I was very inclusive.
00:35:28
Carbon black.
00:35:28
What is this, like, carbon black, a carbon black?
00:35:31
It's all over everything it says black powder gets all over everything.
00:35:34
You walk out and you leave Blackfoot prints.
00:35:37
You don't. Oh, really?
00:35:38
That's weird.
00:35:39
Plastic. It's like you tire places. Me?
00:35:41
Oh. It's my lungs.
00:35:43
And, And the first day I walked out of there, I blew my nose black.
00:35:47
You probably signed a thing.
00:35:48
Said you won't see him for it, ever.
00:35:51
Yeah.
00:35:55
Then I was okay.
00:35:56
Well, we will say, okay.
00:35:58
There was good reviews, so we don't have to really bash them. So.
00:36:00
Yeah, they said some stuff about, they said, what's the punchline, brother?
00:36:04
The crazy thing is all that racism that they that that won again.
00:36:08
This is. Oh.
00:36:08
Indeed. Well, there's you can look it up yourself.
00:36:11
There are zero black people at our mother.
00:36:14
I used to he gave you the punchline.
00:36:17
Oh, oh, zero experience, zero motivation.
00:36:20
Seven something for it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:36:23
Now, here, check this out.
00:36:24
That's a smoke break from, Even when I did this, I don't like to smoke breaks.
00:36:28
Yeah. It's always. It's always better.
00:36:30
You don't have to smoke to take a smoke break.
00:36:33
Total employees. Right. Check this out.
00:36:35
January 2025.
00:36:36
Total headcount growth six months, -7%.
00:36:40
You think it's going to go up to -8% an hour?
00:36:43
Some math works.
00:36:44
There would have to be 100 people for that to work.
00:36:46
Not to be an asshole about math or anything, but right now there's only five.
00:36:49
They do dip, and it looks like there's it looks like there's 18 employees
00:36:52
according to that, which I know is wrong because it says 2 to 10 employees.
00:36:55
Are there more than ten employees there? One third of the employees.
00:36:58
I was going to say I found at least 28. Right.
00:37:01
Yeah, yeah, I could I was wrong, not that I was looking
00:37:05
right around 30.
00:37:07
Okay.
00:37:08
So, that would be I would tack on 3% to that.
00:37:11
So, so ten. We're down ten.
00:37:15
They've got three more.
00:37:15
They got three more employees waiting at the helm. Oh, wait a minute.
00:37:18
Two jurors were fired.
00:37:20
We're up to 14% by now.
00:37:23
It was one of them.
00:37:24
A mold setter.
00:37:26
No, no, she was it just a press operator?
00:37:29
Oh. Oh, do they change is a mold setter change the dial, or do they happen?
00:37:32
And what's cooler than that?
00:37:34
Our, our our mascot, Sabina Hossenfelder,
00:37:37
our second mascot, Sabrina Carpenter, the girl's name.
00:37:43
They got fired with me. Sabrina,
00:37:46
what's your last name?
00:37:48
I don't give last name.
00:37:49
One five.
00:37:53
One five is.
00:37:54
That is my new button. I'm sorry. Five, six.
00:37:59
It was
00:37:59
on five days that made this an issue or.
00:38:04
I'm going to get to that in just a second.
00:38:06
That's why I'm playing this phone number.
00:38:07
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00:38:11
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00:38:13
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00:38:14
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00:38:18
We may even send you a link to be on the show,
00:38:19
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00:38:21
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00:38:24
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00:38:27
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00:38:32
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00:38:39
Get it off your mind tonight.
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Call flat France.
00:38:47
Oh my gosh, I think we have a call.
00:38:48
We have a voicemail on the line right now.
00:38:50
Just two time.
00:38:52
No kids stop.
00:38:53
You call Flash France day or night play any time you mess.
00:38:59
Go ahead.
00:38:59
Caller,
00:39:01
you're on the air. Yeah.
00:39:02
You little motherfucker.
00:39:03
You know who this is?
00:39:05
This is David White.
00:39:06
I can not, but I am so livid right now.
00:39:09
David is in the other room and he is really upset.
00:39:12
He heard that podcast.
00:39:14
Whatever you call it, he rants.
00:39:16
So whatever he heard that episode, you guys cannot do that.
00:39:20
You cannot make an episode about my husband.
00:39:23
You cannot just state facts in that.
00:39:26
He's a man that work that.
00:39:27
I mean, you cannot say that
00:39:28
you cannot make a statement up that is true about David.
00:39:33
And then post it on a podcast.
00:39:35
He thing he on the rumbly do or on the TV you or on the talking to the chick
00:39:40
I am, I am livid and I will pick your motherfucking ass, you little fucker.
00:39:44
You know, you pull that off. Who?
00:39:46
That's like a threat.
00:39:47
Take that bald head and rub it all in my ass.
00:39:49
Hole in my vagina, I swear you do not want to smell
00:39:53
what is down there, but it's going to be all over your fucking head.
00:39:57
You and that little bearded motherfucker in that tall.
00:40:00
Thank you, son of a bitch.
00:40:01
That that very attractive, tall, lanky son of a bitch.
00:40:05
And that bearded motherfucker.
00:40:07
You guys think you're fucking clever?
00:40:08
Honey, don't worry.
00:40:10
I'm gonna be coming for you, and I'm going to be coming for your fucking job.
00:40:13
Just wait. Just you fucking wait.
00:40:17
Dave's wife.
00:40:18
Gentlemen.
00:40:19
She saw that notary.
00:40:21
That was Dave's wife. No, that.
00:40:23
That's your normal speaking for.
00:40:27
That's.
00:40:27
That's normally what she sounds like.
00:40:29
That's exactly what she sounds like. Cigaret.
00:40:31
I had no idea that they were Jewish.
00:40:34
Oh, yeah.
00:40:36
There's no there's a very strong anti-Semitism.
00:40:40
What?
00:40:43
Let's see.
00:40:43
I'm more. I'm more for Semitism.
00:40:46
Yeah,
00:40:48
yeah.
00:40:48
I'm pretty sure Semitism.
00:40:51
I've never heard that word, but if there's anti-Semitism,
00:40:54
stands to reason.
00:40:55
There's Semitism.
00:40:58
I think,
00:41:01
no, you know, I should mention
00:41:04
one of your wife has to go to bat for you, like, you're like, it's your mom, right?
00:41:08
I know how had her skirt
00:41:10
out of your mind.
00:41:12
I mean, me for me.
00:41:14
Oh, take care of this.
00:41:16
I'm in a principled.
00:41:17
Exactly woman, by the way.
00:41:19
She has to pull up the her collar to hide the Adam's apple.
00:41:23
Big, bad.
00:41:24
They've got nothing to lose for
00:41:28
five, eight, six.
00:41:29
But really, I don't.
00:41:32
Oh, overall great experience for me.
00:41:34
I, I like, I like my, my stint there.
00:41:37
That website said less than a year.
00:41:40
I was there for a year and a half of a word every.
00:41:44
Right. And that's about all you need, apparently.
00:41:46
Yeah. Yeah, though.
00:41:49
I'm so excited. I wonder what I'm going to be doing next.
00:41:51
Don't you feel bad?
00:41:52
Don't you feel bad?
00:41:53
Your coworkers who trained you, and now they just kind of just get left hanging?
00:41:57
Oh, yeah.
00:41:59
The dildo production is not going to go down.
00:42:02
Yeah, production is definitely going to go down briefly,
00:42:06
briefly, until they fill the cog with another week.
00:42:10
Yep. Yeah, yeah.
00:42:11
And what I, what I did, what isn't complicated.
00:42:16
Yeah.
00:42:16
It's the best part about it. That's why they could just let you go.
00:42:18
Right. Yeah. But see don't sell yourself short.
00:42:21
The actual task and job wasn't complicated, but not to be a piece of shit
00:42:24
like this next generation and actually show up on time and carry.
00:42:27
Oh my God.
00:42:28
Yeah, you made a horrible piece of shit.
00:42:31
Yeah, I find is not going to be.
00:42:34
I mean, obviously they'll be able to get to do the job
00:42:35
because you know monkey. But.
00:42:37
Right. Yeah.
00:42:38
The extras and stuff, especially the experience isn't everybody
00:42:43
either a lot younger or a lot young.
00:42:46
Everyone's a lot younger than me.
00:42:48
But yeah, everyone I meet on a daily basis is a lot younger.
00:42:52
Oh, and the kid, I don't know if I can lure him
00:42:55
like I used to with the windowless vending machines, but,
00:43:00
All right, I'm going to delete the,
00:43:03
and show right now.
00:43:03
I'm not gonna play the Gary in any way.
00:43:05
Play it one last time, and I'm going to delete it
00:43:09
now. Okay?
00:43:10
What are you playing?
00:43:11
The kid?
00:43:13
Oh, no.
00:43:14
In this corner at 123 pounds, with safety glasses
00:43:18
and a will to not just no question, but also my hands.
00:43:21
And you know that the kid was beyond years.
00:43:25
I know.
00:43:26
Did you want to you wanted to just do the kid.
00:43:28
We can do the kid.
00:43:30
Let's do the kid.
00:43:34
I mean, we have met.
00:43:36
I like socially, like outside of work.
00:43:41
But, it was accidental.
00:43:44
Once. And it was.
00:43:47
We just.
00:43:48
We both went to a co-worker's concert,
00:43:51
and he was there before he got out of my office.
00:43:53
I'll. Gary.
00:43:55
But I was
00:43:56
I mean, it was standing room only and I had a couple seats save for him
00:44:00
for the kid and the girlfriend.
00:44:03
But I just hope I didn't get him in trouble
00:44:06
because we are on site there.
00:44:08
So he.
00:44:09
And he is, he is, as far as I know, a grown man.
00:44:12
Even though he looks like a little boy, he he tries to come on the podcast.
00:44:16
Yeah, the same reason I shouldn't feel guilty for you getting fired.
00:44:20
You shouldn't feel guilty for him getting fired. Yeah.
00:44:22
All right, maybe for different reasons, but similar the way you could tell I'm
00:44:26
not on the clock is I'm wearing my regular glasses.
00:44:29
Oh, these are these are my new glasses, though.
00:44:33
Yeah.
00:44:35
Yeah.
00:44:38
Okay, bye.
00:44:39
As above. So below.
00:44:41
Yeah.
00:44:44
I already miss the kid.
00:44:46
It's gone. Deleted video.
00:44:47
Thanks to the kid anymore.
00:44:49
Thanks. The kid? Yeah.
00:44:51
So think of Mount Rushmore, where they are not ranked one through four.
00:44:55
It is just. Oh, there's a four.
00:44:58
So what are your kid moment?
00:44:59
Mount Rushmore?
00:45:01
The the last video,
00:45:04
the one nobody saw.
00:45:07
We should maybe revisit maybe some old kid videos in future episodes.
00:45:11
Maybe go back to the. Oh, yeah, absolutely.
00:45:13
Analyze reanalyze because the conversation is still what what is the relevant part?
00:45:18
So why?
00:45:21
Well, yeah.
00:45:22
Yeah.
00:45:28
You watch the videos and his hair slowly grow.
00:45:30
Yes. That's what I was about to say.
00:45:32
Like, watch the growth of his hair.
00:45:34
No, no.
00:45:35
Say nothing. Save.
00:45:36
I got nothing that I got to see.
00:45:39
That's what flatulence does.
00:45:40
We give people the content they're looking for.
00:45:45
And right now, the people need to see the kids.
00:45:48
They're.
00:45:49
I came up with a bumper, but I have no segment for it.
00:45:51
I like the bumper so much.
00:45:59
It's all I have.
00:45:59
That's it.
00:46:00
Yeah.
00:46:01
Maybe we'll use that for, Okay,
00:46:04
I'll just fill in the blank.
00:46:07
Can I find a new kid in my new job?
00:46:10
You probably could.
00:46:11
He might even be better.
00:46:13
Yeah. Find someone better.
00:46:14
You watch your mouth.
00:46:15
That's the kid you're talking about.
00:46:17
Who the fuck starts a conversation like that?
00:46:20
I love?
00:46:23
Deer fired motherfucker.
00:46:28
And speaking of fire, pledge.
00:46:30
Speaking of fired, motherfucker.
00:46:37
You owe me a hell of a lousy job.
00:46:39
You're late, and you don't treat our vets right. Jim?
00:46:43
I'm sorry your fire! Get out!
00:46:46
Gary, I think you meant Gary. You're fired.
00:46:48
You're fired. You're fired.
00:46:51
You're fired. You're fired. Gary!
00:46:52
You're fired. You're fired.
00:46:55
If I let's go to Sam tonight, it's an honor to meet you.
00:47:03
Dear.
00:47:03
Fire. Yeah.
00:47:05
My wife and I have been teachers since 1999.
00:47:09
We married 2011.
00:47:11
She became vegan in 2017.
00:47:13
And heart beat diabetes,
00:47:15
which, Well, he loves diabetes or loves that she beat diabetes.
00:47:19
He loves diabetes. His meaning was clear.
00:47:21
Yeah, it up to your feet to beads, which I love.
00:47:27
Oh, that's a good point.
00:47:28
We'll come back to that.
00:47:29
Yes, Ryan, I will be here late.
00:47:31
Why is Trump back up there?
00:47:32
You're Trump out of there.
00:47:35
Trump's in. Come in there.
00:47:37
However she's pure
00:47:38
vegan for animal rights and listens to vegan podcasts all day long.
00:47:42
After teaching and unkind I mean all day every day
00:47:47
with earbuds in, I have to say knock knock to even talk with her.
00:47:51
Right now she's listening to podcasts
00:47:52
and messaging vegan people on social media and doesn't even realize I'm typing.
00:47:56
I love my wife, but I can't escape the frustration
00:47:59
of not being able to have a conversation with her about anything.
00:48:02
We have no kids together, but I raised my.
00:48:04
I raised her son from seven years old.
00:48:07
He moved to live with his dad because of her obsessions with work and veganism.
00:48:11
I love her, but the fridge is filled with kale.
00:48:13
Should I stay?
00:48:14
Should I stay or should I go now?
00:48:16
So like afterthought in Oregon, afterthought. Run.
00:48:21
Run as fast as you can.
00:48:23
You can always outrun a vegan.
00:48:26
They don't have any energy.
00:48:28
Yeah, it's pretty good.
00:48:30
Or upper body strength whatsoever.
00:48:33
Yeah. Right. Exactly.
00:48:35
The pale, sickly skinny people aren't going to be able to do it.
00:48:39
They matter.
00:48:40
If you walk slowly, you can saunter,
00:48:44
saunter, saunter like saunter, I get it.
00:48:47
Yeah. I see what I did here.
00:48:48
I'm not kale.
00:48:49
It's, I do I do like kale.
00:48:53
The kid.
00:48:54
I like the old kid.
00:48:55
The old kid.
00:48:56
You you you caught what I was doing there.
00:49:00
He is an old kid now.
00:49:01
And he he has an old kid.
00:49:03
Yeah, he's kind of gross now.
00:49:04
You guys made it weird.
00:49:06
Yeah.
00:49:08
So, I'm burning through the kids.
00:49:11
You are.
00:49:13
So, speaking of firings, this happened.
00:49:16
Oh, yeah. Not too long ago.
00:49:18
Bring it on.
00:49:19
So the mic cuts on out of nowhere.
00:49:22
Yeah.
00:49:24
Fan capitals of the world.
00:49:29
What, you got fired for that, guys?
00:49:32
Right near the broadcast, Saint Clair roofing.
00:49:35
That's a bitch
00:49:37
that comes to the actual.
00:49:38
So that's one of the royals.
00:49:40
We go to the top half of the fifth inning.
00:49:42
They cut some of the audio things off.
00:49:44
They seem to be checking us the rest of the way through this game.
00:49:47
This is how you should feel. Good.
00:49:48
You should be following takes over on the mound.
00:49:50
Davis is going to, George is going to be hosting the rest of the show, just
00:49:55
I guess, went out over the year that I am deeply ashamed of.
00:49:59
If I have heard anyone out there,
00:50:03
I can't tell you how much I say from the bottom of my heart.
00:50:05
I'm so very, very sorry.
00:50:07
I pride myself and thinking to myself, what did he say?
00:50:10
A man of faith.
00:50:11
He said that the city there is the people of the capital of be a home run.
00:50:17
And so that will make it a for nothing.
00:50:18
So I'm going to ask the same question that everybody has on the line for the read.
00:50:23
Yeah, I think it's this is it from my bosses at Fox.
00:50:26
I'm just a fan.
00:50:28
Jack. Yeah.
00:50:29
The Red Fox sports Ohio.
00:50:31
Oh, if he's right, it's all right for anybody that I've offended here tonight.
00:50:35
I mean, he's used to get to tell you how.
00:50:36
You know, Charlie, I could have shows a different word, but, And never has been.
00:50:41
And I'd like to think maybe I could have some people who I am.
00:50:43
But when the camera with up.
00:50:46
So didn't I talk about the show that you are based on characters
00:50:50
based on when you're the one is watching, not when everyone is one?
00:50:52
They'll take you the rest of the way?
00:50:53
I, I have a similar take home. I'm out.
00:50:57
They fire me.
00:50:57
I'm here. I got to go. I'm ready. Buddy.
00:51:01
What happens is apology.
00:51:03
Because they don't.
00:51:06
That's a cut. That's probably just.
00:51:07
That's just. Just afraid. I'm in. I'm in.
00:51:10
This is a fake thumbnail to make you.
00:51:13
I know I watched this whole video.
00:51:14
It said some garage sale.
00:51:17
Didn't know that this piece was illegal to sell.
00:51:19
So I'm like, that sounds interesting.
00:51:21
I watched the whole thing twice
00:51:23
trying to find the stupid illegal piece before I realized I'd been had.
00:51:26
Yeah. Oh, you're a sucker.
00:51:29
I don't I don't I don't even watch garage sale videos.
00:51:31
It's just that it was a perfect title.
00:51:33
I don't watch garage sale videos.
00:51:35
No, you watch them for 20 minutes.
00:51:37
So this this lab looks pretty good, I can't believe.
00:51:40
Hey, give him. Offer him five bucks for the whole bin.
00:51:44
Wow. Like, I'm like, is it a gun?
00:51:46
Is it. What is the illegal that he can't?
00:51:48
So I kept waiting and I kept watching I kept waiting I must have missed it.
00:51:52
I must have missed it. I'll watch it again.
00:51:54
I said yeah, and I fucking watch it again fast.
00:51:58
Shame on you.
00:51:59
Fool me twice.
00:52:00
Hi, Brady. No, not gonna get fooled again.
00:52:03
Oh. That's obvious.
00:52:06
So what about this bitch?
00:52:07
This bitch got fired. I don't know if you guys remember this.
00:52:09
That was going on on social media today after this.
00:52:11
Yeah, I watch social media so much, I remember getting fired.
00:52:14
You're not there. It was also an inside edition fuck face.
00:52:17
Besides part ways with you, I watch Inside Edition so much.
00:52:20
Brittany, what is that?
00:52:21
Comes right on after the tech company Cloudflare for just for money.
00:52:25
I'm talking about it.
00:52:26
I'm being told by two HR representatives don't use cloud, don't use cloud.
00:52:30
Can you explain for me why Brittany Peach is getting 1.1.1.1?
00:52:34
Be able to go into specific wait, why those I just started.
00:52:38
I've been working extremely hard.
00:52:40
It's just very, very shocking.
00:52:42
Very Brittany Peach like really a coworker.
00:52:45
She's comparing herself. She's asking why?
00:52:47
Another coworker said they'd be like, you didn't I don't,
00:52:49
I don't like I don't like mentioning other people.
00:52:52
Like she's being stand up on zoom right now
00:52:55
to talk about yourself.
00:52:58
And that's it.
00:52:59
In that conversation, I don't bring up other people,
00:53:02
so I'd like to admit that I've been jerking off.
00:53:04
Oh, you don't mean right now. So sorry. I'm sorry.
00:53:07
How do you know?
00:53:07
Your whole energy and life.
00:53:11
The energy in life. That's a lot.
00:53:13
That's a whole lot.
00:53:13
Yeah, that is an awful lot.
00:53:16
Energy in life over the last four months to this job.
00:53:18
And to be let go for no reason is like a huge slap in the face.
00:53:23
Sorry that it can be done this way.
00:53:27
Many applauded the 28 year old first lady for herself.
00:53:30
She's calling her work shows, just calling her work great.
00:53:33
Masses of comments on social media.
00:53:35
But some are taking.
00:53:36
She's not just complaining to to a friend.
00:53:38
They were firing her on zoom in and and she decided to start filming it during it.
00:53:43
And she posted that video.
00:53:45
Yeah.
00:53:45
So that's I would just say zoom call in most states, including the one we're
00:53:49
in, we can fire you for no reason or for any reason, and we chose no reason.
00:53:52
Please have a nice day and good luck in your future.
00:53:55
Yeah, yeah. Did you need your parking validated?
00:53:59
And like what?
00:53:59
What will you and I used?
00:54:02
I was, I gave you my whole, yeah I agree we yeah I was like trying not to be hard
00:54:08
and junk and like, you know, like, I like, really want the job.
00:54:11
So, like, maybe I should, like, keep it like, so did you.
00:54:15
Here's the best picture.
00:54:15
Did you ever consider my feelings in the situation? No.
00:54:21
Right. Next.
00:54:22
Next question. No.
00:54:25
Are you sorry?
00:54:27
Yeah. No.
00:54:31
That the video, the baseball one just before this one reminds me
00:54:35
of all those, videos I've been sending of, the sportscaster, using profanity.
00:54:40
I don't know why it cracks me up, but did I send one of those this week?
00:54:44
Do you know what? I don't have anything queued up.
00:54:46
I should have started on that.
00:54:46
I was watching the show.
00:54:47
See, that's why I can't watch the show.
00:54:49
Yeah, the show was great.
00:54:52
I was watching it. Can't. We didn't even get a click.
00:54:54
Your view.
00:54:56
What?
00:54:57
You viewed it for free.
00:55:00
Thanks a lot, Brady.
00:55:01
That doesn't help. Our algorithm.
00:55:04
Actually it does I know I have it open right here.
00:55:07
You do nothing but help the algorithm.
00:55:10
Al Gore has no rhythm.
00:55:13
Al Gore. No. He's way too way out of here.
00:55:16
Far too.
00:55:16
Eight points.
00:55:16
I'm up because I got this.
00:55:20
Dear Dave the fagot.
00:55:24
Oh, yeah, for one,
00:55:27
my husband is miserable.
00:55:29
Five years ago, he was fired from his job at our
00:55:31
made a rubber of more than 1.5 years and the small issues
00:55:36
he had with depression, alcohol and smoking have multiplied exponentially.
00:55:40
He sleeps until 10 or 11 a.m., showers only 2 or 3 times a week,
00:55:45
which is actually not that few.
00:55:48
It's healthy.
00:55:49
That's actually not that many.
00:55:51
That's actually a decent amount.
00:55:52
Like I don't know, right?
00:55:53
Seven days, three times in seven days.
00:55:56
The cartoon sitcom I'm going to make is called made a rub beer?
00:56:00
Yeah.
00:56:00
Like rub beer all over them.
00:56:03
They make plastic sausages at some point.
00:56:06
And the number one problem is, is people are abusing the plastic sausages
00:56:10
the way they shouldn't because they vibrate.
00:56:11
And nobody can figure out why. Why do they make why?
00:56:14
Why would they vibrate?
00:56:15
They don't need to vibrate for any reason.
00:56:17
But right.
00:56:19
They do.
00:56:19
I want to start brewing my own beer at some point.
00:56:21
Maybe I'll. Maybe I'll steal that one.
00:56:23
Yeah, I made a rubber
00:56:25
root beer.
00:56:26
Yeah, you can steal steal them.
00:56:28
You're stealing it from me. But that's fine. I'll make it.
00:56:29
Make it very nice.
00:56:31
This is.
00:56:32
I can.
00:56:33
I'm allowed to use third party,
00:56:36
whatever that's called.
00:56:37
No, I made a rubber that was putting it out there.
00:56:39
That was me.
00:56:40
Yeah, I yeah, I hate copyrights use.
00:56:42
You can't record.
00:56:43
I did do you own lazy because of what to do.
00:56:47
I came up with the name.
00:56:48
I didn't draw anything.
00:56:49
I didn't come up. Like I said, I want a plastic sausage.
00:56:52
Sitcom cartoon cover named made a rubber,
00:56:55
and it did the rest. Wow.
00:56:58
Yeah.
00:56:59
I like how the Starburst or sunburst or whatever have gibberish
00:57:03
written in them.
00:57:07
What does that say?
00:57:08
He sleeps where every sausage is a surprise.
00:57:12
Oh, okay.
00:57:13
Now, I've, I've seen all of the artwork for this,
00:57:16
and there was at least one that was Irish.
00:57:20
Yeah, that can happen. So. But it's.
00:57:22
If it's funny enough, you know, I'll use it anyway.
00:57:25
I log funny gibberish.
00:57:30
Jabber.
00:57:30
He sleeps until ten or.
00:57:32
Oh, yeah. Showers only 2 or 3 times a week.
00:57:34
Rarely eats and has a drink in his hand by 4 or 5 p.m.
00:57:39
every day.
00:57:39
And I remember that Hollywood number look like soupy.
00:57:43
There's Gary.
00:57:44
My husband has lost so much weight in muscle mass, he's barely recognizable.
00:57:47
He seems to miss sex.
00:57:49
But even if he made an advance, his lack of physicality
00:57:53
would make it miserable.
00:57:55
Anyway, I'm no longer interested.
00:57:57
He was never an affectionate person, but now he has poor personal hygiene.
00:58:00
His breath smells of liquor and his hand smell of tobacco.
00:58:03
Beyond the quiet misery of home, it's tough for him to get out.
00:58:07
He has hard times
00:58:08
with stairs, walking very far, or even ordering from a restaurant.
00:58:12
He feels he's trying to hasten his own death.
00:58:16
I feel he was trying to hasten his own death.
00:58:17
I honestly feel there is nothing I can do that I haven't already done.
00:58:21
I'm fine but numb.
00:58:22
Do you have any advice for me? Signed.
00:58:25
Hopeless in Armada.
00:58:35
There's
00:58:36
nothing wrong with anything he's doing.
00:58:39
Yeah. Just withering away.
00:58:41
Just giving up?
00:58:43
Yeah, that's what you're supposed to do.
00:58:44
You just roll over when?
00:58:46
When, the going gets rough.
00:58:47
Just lay down and die.
00:58:50
Just learn a new recipe.
00:58:54
Oh. Yeah. Sorry.
00:58:55
Learn a new recipe.
00:58:58
Tried a new recipe.
00:59:00
I don't know when they're going to throw a fight. Me?
00:59:07
So really, Sonner was what?
00:59:09
What was your what was your reasoning behind the Sonder, compassion angle?
00:59:14
There? Empathy.
00:59:17
I'm just trying to spread the good without religion.
00:59:21
Without religion.
00:59:22
Correct. It won't work.
00:59:24
I'll take an IPA and, And.
00:59:26
Oh, and my angle might work.
00:59:29
What is it?
00:59:30
The second shifted hour made a rubber.
00:59:32
Yeah, IPA.
00:59:33
Click an IPA, and my beer glass isn't filling.
00:59:35
No, no, no, this, won't work.
00:59:38
Crap.
00:59:39
The feeling one has on realizing that every other individual
00:59:43
one sees has a life as full and as real as one's own, in which
00:59:48
they are the center character, and others, including oneself, have second thoughts?
00:59:51
Oh yeah, that is weird.
00:59:52
Like really strange concept.
00:59:55
What? Yeah, I because I can explain it.
00:59:58
Walk by you have as much like you don't care ism.
01:00:01
But the people that you know let me explain you they want explain it.
01:00:04
Can I explain it better?
01:00:06
Yeah. Yeah, because I just sucked at doing it.
01:00:11
Oh, you did it.
01:00:13
Hey, what a bloody mistake.
01:00:17
You're looking at me sideways.
01:00:19
Here comes the truth.
01:00:21
It's not about you.
01:00:24
It's not what
01:00:26
we were trying to work.
01:00:28
I don't, so we were changing that way.
01:00:33
Back. Back to errors.
01:00:35
All right.
01:00:36
I guess it's nice to know you.
01:00:39
I know by now you would understand.
01:00:42
Saga, I told.
01:00:47
I don't like you guys.
01:00:52
I don't I don't see sides
01:00:58
to you guys.
01:01:01
Thanks for coming each. I feel it.
01:01:03
You said yes. He was and you know it.
01:01:06
Now I know you.
01:01:07
For the record, this podcast days are numbered, but I can
01:01:11
I missed out on everything is numbered.
01:01:14
This one happens to be on.
01:01:17
I got one number. Yeah. This is on the.
01:01:21
You know, you Jay Phillips
01:01:23
here's an apparent threat for you.
01:01:31
That's great.
01:01:33
For the record, this podcast has been numbered since the beginning.
01:01:38
Yeah. We numbered. Yeah.
01:01:39
We've been number one for
01:01:42
I don't.
01:01:45
Wanna go inside?
01:01:47
Oh, man, I hope so.
01:01:49
Oh, well, you know, don't
01:01:52
I don't I can
01:01:55
if you wanna to some up.
01:01:59
Oh does that even mean this podcast days are numbered.
01:02:02
This podcast days are numbered or this podcast days.
01:02:06
There's yes days.
01:02:07
I'm sure there's time for
01:02:10
the current
01:02:12
program.
01:02:16
That's a great comment.
01:02:17
I love it.
01:02:19
There should be a days fest.
01:02:20
Thanks for the feedback.
01:02:22
Fantastic.
01:02:25
Yes, there. Number two podcast day.
01:02:27
There's not podcast days.
01:02:28
I don't know, I'm confused.
01:02:31
Podcast day,
01:02:33
I guess if you have a number of podcast days,
01:02:36
international podcast day, happy podcast day, everybody.
01:02:39
One it's not today, it's September 30th, but we're going to get ready.
01:02:42
Oh no, we had oh yeah, yeah yeah, we had a podcast that day.
01:02:46
I had that on the list and I missed it because,
01:02:49
you know I have about 40 to 80 things I have to remember.
01:02:52
Yeah.
01:02:53
But there's been multiple podcast days so that what that's what he's speaking of.
01:02:56
Right. I would assume I forget things. I have one thing. Remember.
01:02:58
So I found the, the blank.
01:03:00
I started with the, right.
01:03:02
Because as you can see. Hold on.
01:03:04
That can't be the blank you start with.
01:03:06
That has to be a no, no, no, no, it's a it's identical.
01:03:10
But no, it's a travel.
01:03:12
Why don't you just why don't you just keep it, like, kind of like that?
01:03:16
Yeah.
01:03:16
That looks way. Well, you've got a good start there.
01:03:18
The one on the bottom is a much better start
01:03:21
and is what I started literally wrecked.
01:03:23
That's sheet.
01:03:24
That strip of metal. Dude.
01:03:25
What happened I ruined it.
01:03:27
It was a strip of metal.
01:03:29
Yeah. It looks like. Looks more like the one in the bottom.
01:03:32
This podcast days are numbered.
01:03:37
It's not grammar.
01:03:38
That's not any part of speech.
01:03:39
So the episodes are numbered, though.
01:03:42
They are, they are. Each one is numbered. Thank you.
01:03:44
We had 282 said that you did it.
01:03:48
Yeah. We 282.
01:03:49
I don't think he watches the show.
01:03:51
This podcast days are numbered.
01:03:55
Okay.
01:03:56
All right.
01:03:56
Thanks. Phillip. 24 or 67, whatever.
01:03:59
Whatever it was,
01:04:01
who cares?
01:04:03
I love the feedback, though. Love comments.
01:04:05
Helps the algorithm.
01:04:07
0558633 yes, he was and you know,
01:04:12
it was it was it was he talking about I wish there were time stamps.
01:04:15
Hey Rumble.
01:04:17
Right.
01:04:17
Oh, there was a time stamp.
01:04:18
1056 thank you. Rumble.
01:04:20
That's a great. Oh, okay.
01:04:22
What did we say? Yes, he was.
01:04:26
Yeah.
01:04:27
I don't know.
01:04:31
I don't know either.
01:04:33
Give me that much higher.
01:04:35
So I also,
01:04:42
Oh. Can we give us a cheers.
01:04:48
Oh, cheers. And clear.
01:04:51
Happy 2025.
01:04:53
Oh, give me that much.
01:04:55
I may have left it on repeat.
01:04:58
Yeah, that's all right.
01:05:01
Oh, here.
01:05:05
Oh. Thank you.
01:05:07
So I000,
01:05:15
what a great social act of making everyone feel closer and more comfortable.
01:05:20
And part of a collective, if you will.
01:05:23
Let's just call it everything.
01:05:27
What are the odds that, Dave and or his wife, we'll call her Karen.
01:05:31
Okay.
01:05:33
Watch the at least the monologue, just to see if there was any backlash
01:05:38
when we know that they saw the thing with the shirt that said
01:05:42
Dave and said, what the motherfuck. And that was it.
01:05:45
Yeah, I promise, I promise you.
01:05:47
Because if they would have watched any bit of it, they would have maybe laughed,
01:05:51
right?
01:05:51
Or, or said, this is the stupidest, dumbest shit I've ever heard, right?
01:05:56
You do realize they punish the retaliation, not the initial laugh.
01:06:01
Yes.
01:06:01
But I hate to admit it because people hate me for this,
01:06:04
but I was a youth soccer referee and you can't help it.
01:06:08
The main rule is I can't call a foul unless I see it.
01:06:11
Right.
01:06:11
If I didn't see the first one
01:06:12
and then I saw you retaliate, I'm going to tell you right off the bat.
01:06:15
Yeah, he probably did, but. Or she. Yeah. Or they.
01:06:18
Oh yeah. Or not I didn't see it.
01:06:20
So I can't call sending that message right to the other player.
01:06:25
And I, I didn't send many messages at that because player two player no.
01:06:28
Yeah. No I have player two player.
01:06:29
You just kind of let them know, hey I don't give a fuck
01:06:31
if I get called, I'm going to give it right back to you.
01:06:33
So you better watch the fuck out.
01:06:35
Well, I've had skill players come up as the referees say.
01:06:37
You know what? If you're not going to call shit,
01:06:39
I'm going to push it farther until you call it.
01:06:41
So you make me crazy, say, hey, this guy keeps hooking me, or hey,
01:06:45
when I like, he's holding onto my jersey and I'll just calmly tell them,
01:06:49
not anymore. But, you know, he's.
01:06:51
You know what? Hey, can you watch for this?
01:06:52
And then after a couple plays down the referee, then then eventually call it
01:06:56
because he'll he'll go, I did it for several years I refereed.
01:06:59
And now this may be my, my deficiency, but you know what I would do
01:07:03
when you told me that
01:07:05
I would watch you, whether I meant to or not,
01:07:08
I'd be watching what I'd be watching, what I would listen to.
01:07:11
And I would take you seriously,
01:07:12
and I would try to watch what keeps happening to you.
01:07:14
But you know how the gay world as a side effects, you know what I'm doing?
01:07:17
All I'm doing is watching you. So if you make it and then I.
01:07:20
And I'm like, shit, he's complaining.
01:07:22
And now I got a foul on him.
01:07:23
Do you know how you're going to react now?
01:07:24
If I call a foul on you, which you are committing now I'm stuck.
01:07:28
Now I have to change my game call
01:07:29
and I'm like, nope, I got to get out of my own head. Fuck this guy.
01:07:33
No, actually, I consider it.
01:07:35
But just just say.
01:07:38
What? You have to.
01:07:39
Yeah, I try to consider everything as a referee, but,
01:07:43
they might, just might not be seeing something.
01:07:45
And so you just kind of.
01:07:46
Hey, go. Hey.
01:07:47
He's doing.
01:07:47
And it's worked. It's definitely overtime.
01:07:50
They don't call it the first time
01:07:51
I call the second time, but then they start calling it
01:07:54
and it's like, okay, he's speaking awesome of sport.
01:07:58
Yeah.
01:08:04
Move forward down the field.
01:08:08
Targeting that will not you and win the blue and silver.
01:08:13
We stand and cheer the brave.
01:08:17
Rah rah rah rah rah rah rah.
01:08:19
The game. Yeah! We're burning.
01:08:22
Hell yeah.
01:08:22
Your pain.
01:08:24
Oh hell yeah. Down the field in game.
01:08:27
Oh, hey, Lions, before we go.
01:08:31
Oh my, your God's.
01:08:37
The me my saw
01:08:38
was the only touchdown the Minnesota Vikings scored.
01:08:42
And then they showed the,
01:08:43
the airplane touching down the Detroit Metropolitan Airport.
01:08:47
I was about to say I don't think they scored no like that.
01:08:50
They did the game.
01:08:51
The coaches, traditionally meet at the center of the field to shake hands.
01:08:55
Yeah.
01:08:56
Dan Campbell is so himself says whatever's on his mind.
01:08:59
No filter.
01:09:00
Love it. Yeah.
01:09:02
He literally said, see you in two weeks.
01:09:04
Yeah, he did like.
01:09:07
And when one would be thinking that in this,
01:09:08
on the one hand he's like good luck against the Rams.
01:09:11
No he because if they beat the Rams and a couple other teams win it should.
01:09:16
They're going to come right back here
01:09:17
and play Detroit in two weeks for the first playoff game in Detroit.
01:09:20
The in two weeks.
01:09:21
No other coach would say that they'd be like, you know, congratulations.
01:09:25
You did a great play.
01:09:26
Your team really looks good.
01:09:28
Whatever they you know, they're supposed to say yes, literally, just like he said.
01:09:31
Nothing else.
01:09:32
I think he said, we'll probably see you in two weeks, but they just call to
01:09:35
see you in two weeks. Part.
01:09:37
It's great he's good luck against the Rams.
01:09:39
And don't forget we'll see you in two weeks.
01:09:44
Brilliant.
01:09:45
Hey back to that vector flow of 2467.
01:09:53
Is he running
01:09:54
or she he or she threatening our free speech? Oh,
01:10:00
I thought you did in the bobble.
01:10:02
Oh, yeah. Turn. Yes. You bet.
01:10:05
So it's either an internet troll or somebody that heard about Dave
01:10:08
and wants to be his social justice warrior to stand up.
01:10:11
Ignore it. This bug.
01:10:13
No, I don't want to ignore it. I think it's lovely.
01:10:16
Don't feed the trolls.
01:10:17
Oh, okay.
01:10:18
Just attract more trolls.
01:10:21
I don't mind trolls.
01:10:23
I don't mind him either.
01:10:23
I don't mind him either, but I'm just. Just. It's not.
01:10:26
What the fuck does your head say?
01:10:29
Oh, he don't don't bully me.
01:10:31
I'll call you.
01:10:36
What?
01:10:37
We should, Well, this whole thing started
01:10:39
because I was being bullied at work, and so I bullied back, but I.
01:10:44
But I wield a bigger stick,
01:10:46
and, And I got fired for bullying back.
01:10:50
Don't you hate that show?
01:10:51
And I feel like I honestly, I feel like I'm back in grade school.
01:10:54
Oh, I know that's Gary.
01:10:57
Yeah. Oh, yeah,
01:10:59
no, I, I look, I don't, I don't think it's Gary.
01:11:02
I think it's the work, I think it's the workplace.
01:11:04
Except I mean obviously
01:11:05
if they felt they had to do something, it's a business I get it.
01:11:07
They don't give a fuck.
01:11:08
You do have all the characteristics of a dog, Gary.
01:11:11
Businesses is going to take one person.
01:11:13
They're going to take the path the least resistance they could.
01:11:15
I take responsibility for my actions.
01:11:18
They could say, what the fuck are you doing?
01:11:19
What the fuck are you going to do?
01:11:21
Or showed some concern of you as a human being,
01:11:23
but they're not allowed to do that because they're a business.
01:11:25
Their only responsibility is fiduciary to the shareholders.
01:11:29
And they thought, shit, there's a rock that was thrown into the pool
01:11:32
and there's ripples in the pool, and we're afraid.
01:11:34
We're so afraid of the ripples.
01:11:36
So let's just fucking get rid of the pool.
01:11:38
Everybody out of the pool.
01:11:40
Everybody out of the pool.
01:11:42
That's just easier.
01:11:43
Like that's easier.
01:11:45
I'm glad you took the easy route.
01:11:46
I'm so proud of you all. Dick.
01:11:48
Being an asshole was him giving you the silent treatment you being an asshole?
01:11:52
Was you going, Dave?
01:11:53
Are you giving me the silent treatment?
01:11:54
And so you're fired
01:11:56
for saying that's an I don't I don't agree with the asshole part.
01:11:59
I believe that it was.
01:12:01
And I don't know Gary,
01:12:01
but I assume he said if he sat next to him for a long time.
01:12:04
I don't know if we're allowed to talk about this on our own show,
01:12:06
but I assume Gary said, Dave, what the fuck's up again?
01:12:10
Dave?
01:12:10
What's up Dave what's up Dave what's up?
01:12:13
And then listen, if you don't get a response then you have two choices.
01:12:17
You can go to the authorities, but no, never.
01:12:19
You can. Hi, Dave. Hi, Dave.
01:12:21
You can ignore it and let it fester and then become like postal
01:12:25
you don't want to do. That's never an option.
01:12:27
Nothing on a show is a healthy, therapeutic way to do it.
01:12:29
And he didn't even. You didn't even rant.
01:12:31
You just said, why are you giving me the silent treatment?
01:12:34
Which is ironic because somebody's giving you the silent treatment.
01:12:36
It's impossible for them to answer the answer.
01:12:38
Yeah, you went over that one, Dave.
01:12:40
Again, that's great creative feedback.
01:12:43
It's all content.
01:12:44
It's all sensible, reasonable content.
01:12:48
But the end I just like having real stuff to talk about.
01:12:51
This is none of this is made up.
01:12:53
This is real life.
01:12:54
And that's I think that's what that's what sets us apart.
01:12:58
We're, we're we're really given the fact none of this is
01:13:03
none of this is real life on my side.
01:13:04
I'm playing a character. It's all no. Yeah.
01:13:07
That's why it's a story.
01:13:08
I don't know what he wrote. Yeah, yeah.
01:13:11
No, but it feels real playing a character.
01:13:13
I think all the new games and segments that I had planned for.
01:13:16
Did you? You're kind of irrelevant.
01:13:17
We should just wait till next week on all the new shit, right?
01:13:20
All right.
01:13:20
No, bring it on. I want look at my glasses.
01:13:23
Look at these.
01:13:24
Did you point?
01:13:24
Did you point, manager.
01:13:25
New disclaimer at all.
01:13:28
So important. What did you did?
01:13:30
You didn't even was.
01:13:30
I was saying management could have said the disclaimer.
01:13:33
Management could have said Will you stop?
01:13:35
Are you are you where are you should submit a written copy of the disclaimer.
01:13:39
They certainly didn't ask or say, hey, was there a disclaimer?
01:13:43
Yeah, I know, they certainly did not.
01:13:45
Oh, there's a disclaimer.
01:13:46
I thought
01:13:47
I thought about mentioning it, but no, no, we we've we've covered our bases.
01:13:51
Plus did you do did you did you play around with them at all
01:13:54
or did you just kind of go, okay
01:13:56
no no no no I was
01:13:58
the the people that were delivering the news were reluctant to do so.
01:14:03
So I didn't want to make them feel any worse.
01:14:06
Okay? They were just they were just the message.
01:14:08
You didn't even have a meeting with H.R. Right?
01:14:10
They just said you're done. You.
01:14:11
If I was president, counted for.
01:14:14
Wait. I'm saying no.
01:14:15
Did they come to you or did you have to go to them?
01:14:18
Who, No, no, my immediate supervisor collected me
01:14:22
from the floor, and, and that's that's not the kid. The.
01:14:26
Did the kid have to fire you? It's like I'm staying on this.
01:14:29
Oh, that would be awesome if the kid got to fire me.
01:14:32
But, no, they handled it very well, and they knew that I would go quietly
01:14:36
and that, like, I didn't even get an ask for anything because.
01:14:39
Yeah, well, you mentioned I know some people.
01:14:42
You want anybody to buy you an escort.
01:14:44
Oh, that would be so cool.
01:14:46
Like a good parting gift. Worth something.
01:14:48
Everybody gets pizza, but not everybody gets an escort, right?
01:14:51
Right.
01:14:53
So no good callback to that review.
01:14:58
So it gets a real good pizza.
01:15:00
Yeah, I think it fired.
01:15:03
Round.
01:15:04
Yeah.
01:15:06
Yeah.
01:15:08
Yeah.
01:15:10
Did you see Santa out of there?
01:15:13
I, I Saunders yeah.
01:15:16
The irony that it's Saunders.
01:15:18
This is I doing a review, but, I think there's other entities
01:15:22
that say this, but a man recently fired from his job after creating a podcast
01:15:26
where he openly discussed and criticized his coworkers, sparking widespread debate.
01:15:30
And on a Reddit
01:15:31
about the boundaries of workplace privacy and freedom of speech, particularly
01:15:35
when it comes to publicly discussing colleagues outside of work hours.
01:15:40
Podcast Content man allegedly used his podcast to share
01:15:44
negative opinions and personal details about a coworker violating potentially
01:15:48
violating company policies regarding workplace conduct and confidentiality.
01:15:53
Employer response.
01:15:54
The company decided to terminate his employment,
01:15:56
citing concerns about the potential damage to the work
01:15:59
environment and the reputation of the coworker being discussed.
01:16:03
The Reddit discussion was about,
01:16:06
The incident generated significant discussion on Reddit,
01:16:09
with users debating whether the man's actions
01:16:11
were a legitimate exercise of free speech or a breach of professional ethics.
01:16:15
Given that the podcast created outside of work hours,
01:16:19
basically.
01:16:20
Oh, I guess I can keep reading this.
01:16:23
Many users pointed out that most companies have policies regarding
01:16:26
employee conduct, which may include restrictions
01:16:28
on publicly discussing colleagues in a negative light,
01:16:31
regardless of when or where the discussion takes place.
01:16:34
Some of our users argue that even if the podcast was done outside work
01:16:38
hours, the negative comments could still create
01:16:39
a hostile work environment for the coworker being discussed.
01:16:43
Other users raised concerns, whatever.
01:16:44
There's also, some legal thing.
01:16:47
I thought I had.
01:16:47
The legal thing pulled up too, but I read some legal thing
01:16:49
to where it was just like that.
01:16:52
They can basically basically what we've said already,
01:16:54
they can kind of do whatever they want, right?
01:16:56
Whatever they want.
01:16:59
No, I we've been discussing.
01:17:01
Yeah. About you discussing it.
01:17:03
I guess you're opening that that door
01:17:06
and they want you to keep that door shut, I guess.
01:17:08
Yeah.
01:17:09
All right.
01:17:10
Well, that's not the nature of free speech,
01:17:12
so I'm not going to leave any, and they they argue that that's not necessarily
01:17:16
free speech in a sense, but it is one way of silencing it.
01:17:21
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
01:17:23
it must be silence at all costs.
01:17:27
What if people said what they really feel?
01:17:30
Gosh, we have anarchy,
01:17:33
I believe. Ratings.
01:17:35
Your earbuds went out.
01:17:38
He, Yeah.
01:17:39
He reached up towards his ears, brief profanity, and then he cut out.
01:17:44
Are you sure he's just not having, like, a stroke?
01:17:46
Or maybe he does.
01:17:47
Well, I hope he's not having a stroke.
01:17:49
His eardrum blew out.
01:17:53
This podcast days are numbered.
01:17:59
As my my main, main takeaway.
01:18:01
Oh, there he is.
01:18:03
Yeah, there he is.
01:18:04
So this is the, New Orleans.
01:18:06
Driver.
01:18:09
Oh, yeah. He drove. Yeah. His name is.
01:18:11
His name is jabber. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:18:14
And if only Brady was here to find the jabber drop for me.
01:18:19
Well, that's jabber for you.
01:18:25
On a scale from 1 to 10, my friend.
01:18:27
Y'all fuck.
01:18:29
Yep. That's the only one I can find now.
01:18:32
Okay. Goes off javers.
01:18:35
Can you hear me now? Goddamn jabber.
01:18:37
Brady, jabber me up.
01:18:40
He doesn't know where to find it either.
01:18:42
What? Sorry.
01:18:43
I think he got rid of them. There's no more jammers.
01:18:45
You can't hear us, can you? Fucking jabber!
01:18:52
That's not jabber.
01:18:54
That's crickets.
01:18:56
And we hit that stage of the ring show.
01:18:58
Now it's no longer here.
01:19:01
What?
01:19:02
Looking for jabber?
01:19:05
Find a new jabber. Or, like, anything with jabber.
01:19:07
I mean, any jabber jibber jabber. They give you a jibber jabber.
01:19:10
Jibber jabber.
01:19:10
I'll be right back.
01:19:11
I have to go find a new jabber.
01:19:13
Yeah. See, they're, like, worth it.
01:19:15
So not worth it.
01:19:16
Yeah. Worth it.
01:19:17
Oh, yes.
01:19:18
Let's give it a no jabber.
01:19:21
Jabar.
01:19:22
I got he's I apologize, it's a jibber jabber.
01:19:26
It's either related to Kareem or
01:19:29
how many bees or other have a hobby.
01:19:31
Hobby? How many have hobbies?
01:19:33
I don't know how you say the first part of that shimmy, shimmy.
01:19:38
Shims.
01:19:39
You got it.
01:19:41
Then shot. How do you then, Shamsi?
01:19:43
Then shove jumps. I'm shooting.
01:19:47
I don't think it's super short.
01:19:49
I'm sitting jibber jabber.
01:19:53
What do you do?
01:19:54
I missed the show. What do you do?
01:19:55
He ran his, vehicle into a New Orleans.
01:19:58
Oh, that was the guy I didn't know. That was. Yeah. His jabber.
01:20:01
Yeah, he was a jabber.
01:20:02
So why weren't the gates up? That's all I want to know.
01:20:05
They have they since it happened, before they remember that
01:20:08
we showed you those gates. Yeah.
01:20:10
And so that was the question that I saw that I stopped.
01:20:12
I was like the
01:20:14
why the barriers that wouldn't have stopped.
01:20:17
We're not up or something.
01:20:18
And I was like, okay, well that's yeah, that's about right.
01:20:21
Oh. Jabber had previously enlisted in the Navy in 2004.
01:20:26
Well, just a bunch of jibber jabber.
01:20:28
Graduated with a computer information systems degree from Georgia State University
01:20:33
after studying there from 2015 to 2017.
01:20:35
So he was like a he was pretty, ingrained in I can't.
01:20:40
All right.
01:20:40
Just just a catching up to all the questions you ask.
01:20:43
Gary, this is the video.
01:20:44
Is this I cannot show the sportscasting ones, too.
01:20:46
We go to Rumble, obviously.
01:20:47
All right.
01:20:50
Okay.
01:20:50
And there was something else you asked for.
01:20:53
I, I didn't send you any songs,
01:20:57
but you get you had a good song or.
01:21:00
Yeah. When you watch Shane Saunders.
01:21:03
Perfectly. It does. No, no, I listen,
01:21:06
but I will watch it one other mash up for later.
01:21:11
Okay, good.
01:21:13
I wanted to there's a New Orleans tie in
01:21:15
with, with the song hurricane.
01:21:20
Here I am, Rocky.
01:21:21
Like a no, it's just deleted that too.
01:21:25
I need to make sure you're deleting. But no, you played it.
01:21:27
You played the last week. We only get 100.
01:21:29
You played it for me.
01:21:31
Oh, right.
01:21:31
That's correct. American. Yeah.
01:21:32
Let me play this for you.
01:21:36
Dear Dave, ask Dave.
01:21:42
I been seeing the man Gary,
01:21:44
who was who worked with my younger brother.
01:21:47
They had an altercation at work and Gary was terminated for misconduct.
01:21:52
My brother Dave is upset with me because I still see him.
01:21:58
Gary did reach out
01:21:59
to Dave to apologize and see if they could move on.
01:22:02
While my brother has forgiven Gary, he has chosen
01:22:06
to have no contact with him and continues to want to control the narrative.
01:22:11
Am I wrong for going against my brother and continuing the relationship
01:22:15
I was in prior abusive relationships
01:22:18
that Dave wasn't concerned about, but when it is about him,
01:22:22
he lets me know he's disappointed or worried about my well-being.
01:22:26
I have set boundaries with them both, but that altercation was between them,
01:22:30
not me.
01:22:31
Signed, torn in or made a
01:22:36
all right turn in.
01:22:38
Yeah. See?
01:22:40
Whose side are you on?
01:22:41
You kind of have to. You're
01:22:43
contractually obligated to side with your your relative on that one, right?
01:22:47
Only two sides all the time.
01:22:50
It's a false dichotomy, but it's functional
01:22:53
to, analyze the situation either right or wrong.
01:22:58
And, I'm going to go with,
01:23:02
well, you you can't swap out a relative, but you can swap out a friend.
01:23:07
So, I'm sorry, I'm saying, man, though, she's just saying it.
01:23:12
So they're just I'm going to side with Dave and against
01:23:17
would they then be contractually obligated.
01:23:20
Yeah.
01:23:20
That that's.
01:23:21
Yeah.
01:23:24
I mean,
01:23:24
even if you're like, like a gay marriage, Gary.
01:23:28
And for Dave,
01:23:30
a Dave marriage
01:23:32
for your wife wears the pants.
01:23:35
Yes. This is like a because
01:23:39
he could help us with a song about that song.
01:23:45
Oh. Hi, Dave.
01:23:46
Hi, Dave. Hi, Dave.
01:23:49
I don't think
01:23:52
Big Bad Dave
01:23:54
has come up right?
01:23:57
Monday.
01:23:58
It doesn't end.
01:24:03
It just gets better and better.
01:24:05
Everything ends.
01:24:06
Your days are numbered. No.
01:24:09
Oh, they are no.
01:24:10
Energy cannot be created nor destroyed.
01:24:12
Okay, let's go to their fucking calendar.
01:24:16
Isn't that a count?
01:24:16
I'm. Days are numbered to infinity.
01:24:18
The days are numbered to infinity.
01:24:20
Because you're the Sonder capital of the world.
01:24:24
The the the conscious experience that you have
01:24:27
can't be shared in any meaningful way.
01:24:30
Why can't it?
01:24:32
You're sharing it with me right now.
01:24:34
I know, but you're not.
01:24:35
You're still not experiencing it like this.
01:24:37
The description read Mary, the description of read does
01:24:41
not, live up to the actual experience of seeing.
01:24:45
Read.
01:24:47
And that's just a basic example.
01:24:49
So like conceptualizing your situation, you know,
01:24:52
going into this podcast and thinking, yeah,
01:24:55
you know, funny, it's going to be yeah, it's just all my own manifestation.
01:24:59
It has nothing to do with you.
01:25:01
And no, no, no, I didn't say has nothing to do with it.
01:25:04
It's I mean, nothing correlated. It's definitely related.
01:25:06
It's more centered toward your perspective
01:25:09
because I know you're conscious a bit.
01:25:12
Yeah. Yes.
01:25:13
No way. More than a lot of people. Right.
01:25:16
But so and I just kind of know how the whole scenario probably went.
01:25:20
And so I'm just like excited to hear
01:25:23
to hear how, how not eventful it was or how just I don't know.
01:25:27
Yeah, it was, but I feel like, no it doesn't,
01:25:30
I made it I tried to make it the smoothest firing ever.
01:25:34
You went right from you go right from army to rubber to or made of steel.
01:25:37
You know who? Who knows?
01:25:39
Oh, there's a grain company down town.
01:25:42
A grain shoveling grain, said a grain.
01:25:47
Oh, oh, maybe also there I am
01:25:50
just kind of relieving a dealership being, being a good car.
01:25:54
That's what the quarter was when I was working.
01:25:57
No, not necessarily a porter,
01:25:59
because they wash cars and shit, but more of just like a driver from 1 to 10.
01:26:03
There was a couple old guys that valet at the dealership that I was, Yeah.
01:26:07
They just drive the.
01:26:08
You know, pick customers back and forth, maybe sweep up
01:26:10
like an old guy where I can just get a greeter job at Walmart.
01:26:14
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. That would be good for you.
01:26:16
You'd be like, you welcome the customers in and, you know, take them
01:26:19
to the customer service desk and maybe help wash a car or to
01:26:23
I'm not what you'd call a people person.
01:26:26
I try to change people's mind so I correct strangers.
01:26:30
Grammar. Here's me walking into Walmart.
01:26:32
Here's five things. It keeps happening.
01:26:34
So here we are.
01:26:36
I just want to shop.
01:26:37
Can you, And I'll make the most like.
01:26:39
Yeah, I try to make the most of it. You're so nice.
01:26:41
I don't want to just walk by.
01:26:43
I have to go shopping on Sunday.
01:26:45
I am having a super freaking awesome day.
01:26:48
That is me.
01:26:50
Okay. Bye bye.
01:26:51
Now, can I shop?
01:26:53
No. What if.
01:26:54
What if in 90 days you reapply?
01:26:57
I would apply right now, right?
01:26:59
What if I said, do you know?
01:27:02
You know, somebody will see it and you chuckle or call you in your lesson, right?
01:27:06
Yeah.
01:27:08
Maybe it's a test.
01:27:09
Maybe they want to see how dedicated you are.
01:27:10
They fire people
01:27:11
and then show you the once they come back or the ones that move up to management.
01:27:15
Right? Yeah.
01:27:16
I just show up, punch in.
01:27:17
You're out of your fucking mind.
01:27:19
Back.
01:27:22
That could be too.
01:27:24
Oh, definitely freak out.
01:27:25
He'd be like, oh, shit. What the fuck? You right?
01:27:27
All right. Do you have to give up your your uniform?
01:27:30
Not, Yeah, but I give up the uniform every time I leave.
01:27:34
We should call OSHA cares. Diversity affairs.
01:27:36
Uniforms never leave that building.
01:27:38
So air hose infraction.
01:27:41
How's your hearing?
01:27:42
So, I mean, I hear what you did. You know what?
01:27:45
Hang on a second.
01:27:46
Hold yours in.
01:27:47
The kids hearing,
01:27:47
I think, is dramatically decreased since, that air hose incident.
01:27:51
I think we have a call. Should I should I play it?
01:27:54
Yeah, absolutely.
01:27:56
Cut. Well.
01:28:01
I call her,
01:28:03
the recording Mr. Rent.
01:28:05
My name is, day. I work for, OSHA.
01:28:08
I, I've been, excited about a certain video
01:28:12
that, you have played on your, podcast, and,
01:28:18
it is about a gentleman named Dave
01:28:20
who is, improperly using,
01:28:24
how do you say air compressor hose?
01:28:27
If you could please give call back.
01:28:30
I would like to know more information about this.
01:28:33
Dave. Gentleman.
01:28:34
Air compressor safety, the, very big, issue in the OSHA, world here.
01:28:40
And we have, many, many accidents involving the air compressor hose,
01:28:44
some involving the, buttocks and, some of,
01:28:48
you know, air in the air.
01:28:50
If you are blowing multiple air hoses near your,
01:28:53
that can definitely be a firable offense.
01:28:56
OSHA will be will. Fine.
01:28:59
Are you able to hear what he's saying, Gary?
01:29:01
Are you able to hear what he's saying?
01:29:03
What you hear?
01:29:04
Can you hear what he's saying?
01:29:06
After the events from last week?
01:29:09
Okay, You'll be fired.
01:29:11
More than roars.
01:29:12
Noise.
01:29:12
Disguise is so good, I can't even tell it's draw.
01:29:16
What are you talking about, man?
01:29:17
I'd like to get a copy of the accent.
01:29:19
So good I can't even tell it's draw.
01:29:24
Or here's another idea that's going to be very controversial.
01:29:26
You could shut the fuck up. Of course.
01:29:29
And I work for OSHA.
01:29:31
Thank you. Oh, that.
01:29:34
So, first of all, no way. Jose.
01:29:36
Jose made from the air.
01:29:39
I want to call you back.
01:29:40
But you did not leave a number.
01:29:42
I know his number. Goddamn it.
01:29:45
Five. Eight. Six. Three three.
01:29:47
He forgot to leave a number.
01:29:49
Yes, please call 5863.
01:29:52
Ranch three.
01:29:53
We should call the OSHA cares diversity guy.
01:29:56
My screen isn't sharing because I left and came back.
01:29:59
We should just get someone's opinion on it.
01:30:00
I mean,
01:30:02
we just want an expert opinion on,
01:30:04
the situation.
01:30:06
Oh, yeah.
01:30:09
I have an agent.
01:30:10
I was a kid that through the fair.
01:30:12
I mean, I know an agent, a little kid, I.
01:30:15
Can you hear it?
01:30:15
Yeah. True or not.
01:30:18
Until the recording.
01:30:19
Yeah.
01:30:20
This had to be recorded
01:30:21
for company purposes and transcripts, you know, for quality assurance.
01:30:24
I think we may have actually watched this one before.
01:30:28
You can call this guy he works for.
01:30:30
He works for the OSHA cares diversity affairs.
01:30:33
We make it determined that, she's rhymes.
01:30:37
Why does it rhyme?
01:30:38
But I can't read her.
01:30:39
Well, because he's a suave the first cultural gentleman.
01:30:42
Oh, the man who harassed the women, especially OSHA care or ocean care
01:30:47
or home.
01:30:48
Well, never say, you know, sometimes the transcript.
01:30:51
Isn't that women, right?
01:30:52
Pretending it's Anthony
01:30:55
Miller, white collar, white cashmere about the organic juice.
01:30:59
Is regular juice organic label.
01:31:02
Did he say organic juice running to her?
01:31:04
Yeah, I think I think so.
01:31:05
Those are the Hasidic ones, right? Wait. What else?
01:31:07
Hold on a minute. What did he say?
01:31:09
He also said an N-word. So what?
01:31:11
What you're saying then is they lie about the organic.
01:31:15
And there we go.
01:31:17
I put the eight.
01:31:18
What did he say?
01:31:19
As niggers.
01:31:22
Oh, yeah.
01:31:24
Tracy be referring to her associate as niggers.
01:31:28
What did he say?
01:31:30
I put the H on it to emphasize it's.
01:31:33
So they got going on this.
01:31:34
I do workplace.
01:31:37
Say some of these.
01:31:40
Well, all we know
01:31:41
is that a white or a man with some.
01:31:44
It's a beard mask. Tracy.
01:31:46
Why are they black or white? I'm asking. Yes.
01:31:48
This a lot of sexual complaints in here because it just seems like
01:31:52
they must work in food because they're definitely beard, in here.
01:31:56
Right? Like, in the hairnet.
01:31:58
Beard. Beard nets. Yeah. Where is the cleaning lady?
01:32:00
Is he in here?
01:32:02
So she is trying to earn extra money.
01:32:04
No, no, no, we actually can't get so I here the line maintenance man.
01:32:09
You want to get this guy to go a cleaning lady for sex?
01:32:12
And if you say that she's here contracted for six to earn a little six.
01:32:16
Yeah, correct.
01:32:18
Sex is good.
01:32:19
I like sex, earn money at the start, it's like 6:00.
01:32:23
Or how many six year olds working?
01:32:26
You know what?
01:32:26
If you whip, if you're ripped, if you're a lip reader, can't tell
01:32:30
the difference between sex and six, how is she going to be able to read lips?
01:32:35
You lip reader
01:32:36
statements don't sound, but these are complaining.
01:32:39
This is the real company and these are real complaints.
01:32:42
It's funny, in a zoom meeting today, high level managers I've been worrying about.
01:32:46
You will be on.
01:32:46
I've got transcripts for the zoom calls, and I seen some about
01:32:50
like some shit in it and it it transcribed it as something about sex.
01:32:54
And so I screenshot and I sent it to him and he thought it was funny.
01:32:57
It is funny. I love that they say, are you?
01:33:00
He's like, I am a real company.
01:33:01
And these are real complaints.
01:33:03
Yeah, that's that's when you can tell that it's real.
01:33:07
So what are the what's the further context of that?
01:33:09
Where does
01:33:11
do he just does it.
01:33:12
He's got offer day after day.
01:33:14
People pay him to go to their place of work and
01:33:17
you know, because they obviously aren't taking the complaint seriously themselves.
01:33:20
So he'll go in there and present them publicly.
01:33:23
Interesting.
01:33:24
Oh, and film it and film it.
01:33:28
Yeah. I'm pretty I swear.
01:33:29
You had videos on here of him before. I know you did.
01:33:34
It is interesting to think
01:33:35
that as far as this podcast has been, it's like, that's like a milestone, right?
01:33:41
It got Gary fired. Yeah, I know it's I'm.
01:33:44
So I'm put this on the map and it's on them.
01:33:47
Yeah. Yeah it does.
01:33:49
It really does. I don't care how many I don't care. Real life.
01:33:51
We made we've made a real life impact. Yeah.
01:33:54
This is my dedication to you, our viewers.
01:33:58
Well, I'm not crying for viewers, are they?
01:34:00
Flags. We're rogue.
01:34:01
Motherfucker. Yeah.
01:34:03
Oh, yeah.
01:34:05
What do you do? Fire me again.
01:34:06
Watch out, watch out! Yeah!
01:34:08
You know, you never know what we're going to do next.
01:34:09
Well, I'm not proud.
01:34:10
Let me be clear. I'm also not ashamed.
01:34:13
I mean, it's warm.
01:34:14
I'm more embarrassed for their choice.
01:34:15
I just can't do time every time.
01:34:17
I have faith in humanity.
01:34:19
Sorry for my use of word faith, but you understand what I mean.
01:34:22
Or do we have to debate you for two hours? Okay, great.
01:34:25
I, I would love to debate it for two hours,
01:34:27
but I ain't going to let it go this time.
01:34:29
My faith and humanity is just always torn when somebody makes such a rash decision
01:34:34
like this.
01:34:35
The path to least resistance.
01:34:36
The easiest, laziest choice, right?
01:34:38
The cowardly choice.
01:34:39
If you don't mind me saying I don't mind.
01:34:44
But I
01:34:45
mean, I would I would like to dial I would like to have a dialog.
01:34:48
I mean, if, if, if there.
01:34:50
So clearly our show is some kind of a threat.
01:34:53
No. Yeah.
01:34:55
Our 200 followers.
01:34:57
Are you kidding me?
01:34:58
The army fledge.
01:35:00
Army?
01:35:03
I almost was considering, I'd have to call during the day, but,
01:35:06
you know, potentially, representing, fly Trans News and getting a, see
01:35:10
if I can get a statement from our made a rubber on the situation.
01:35:13
Yeah, that's probably a good idea.
01:35:14
I I've already started that process.
01:35:18
Okay, great.
01:35:20
Good.
01:35:20
Glad to hear it,
01:35:22
but I don't want to get
01:35:22
lawyers involved, though, because I think it's expensive and shit like that.
01:35:26
We can't do that. We can do that if they want to do that, we can do that.
01:35:29
That's fine. Yeah.
01:35:30
We just have to see if they have we have
01:35:32
we have the we have plenty resource for that.
01:35:34
We just don't. Why waste it on that shit? Why would anybody.
01:35:36
We may not even respond. I did the at times.
01:35:40
I did start last week's pledge cast with now the Flashdance legal team has told.
01:35:45
They advised me not to do this and they had me at Don't.
01:35:50
Yeah.
01:35:50
And that's that's where they got you.
01:35:53
Yeah.
01:35:53
I just like bingo.
01:35:55
The way the workplace, the workplace could evolve and be improved.
01:35:58
The show could have been evolved and improved,
01:36:01
but instead they're like, nope, lazy,
01:36:04
right? Throw the group fun.
01:36:06
And they're like, no, no, no, they're trying to
01:36:08
they're just trying to make no ripples where they
01:36:12
just yeah, I don't know.
01:36:14
Dave's a larger gentleman. I think he would make more ripples.
01:36:16
It's just sad.
01:36:18
It's too sad that people can't.
01:36:20
Yeah, I'd say take a joke, but it wasn't.
01:36:22
He was a go getter and Dave was just going to sit on
01:36:24
whatever machine he's on for the rest of his existence and probably die there.
01:36:27
So, and he's probably not going to get much raises
01:36:30
because he probably doesn't do more than he needs to.
01:36:33
And so they probably look at that and go, now let's stick with Dave.
01:36:38
Yeah, I've worked with plenty of people like that, I know that.
01:36:41
So what how do don't even know how to use Sander.
01:36:44
Like how to even put that in a sentence or it's a no.
01:36:46
You think that
01:36:47
do you think that there is a reason why Dave maybe takes you for granted?
01:36:52
Yes I ever yeah.
01:36:53
Everybody people do the process of tourism.
01:36:57
So summer is like, a realization
01:37:00
that most people don't even get to they don't get to that conclusion.
01:37:04
Like there there are people that think there are non-player
01:37:06
characters in the simulation, and that is simply false.
01:37:13
I, I think I look down on people all the time.
01:37:16
I'm guilty, I do too. I'm I'm sorry. What did you say?
01:37:19
I was living my life, right?
01:37:21
You're right. Exactly.
01:37:23
And, I'm just trying to,
01:37:26
make myself a better person.
01:37:28
And if I can make the world a better place in the process, I would like to.
01:37:33
But if not, I would get a giggle out of it anyway.
01:37:37
So do you think you were trying to make Dave a better person?
01:37:40
That, I tried several.
01:37:42
I tried several tactics to break his little spell, but,
01:37:46
I think he's, like, emotionally damaged.
01:37:50
You're like, I won't go in balance
01:37:52
or just just retarded daughter.
01:37:55
Retarded.
01:37:56
His wife is probably whatever fucking commenter that was.
01:38:02
E.V. Phillips
01:38:04
of 2494.
01:38:06
What up? No.
01:38:08
Yeah.
01:38:13
What about the other David word?
01:38:15
Did we get this comment on here? Oh.
01:38:20
Dying laughing.
01:38:22
Only for me. Yeah.
01:38:24
It's very sad.
01:38:25
You you.
01:38:29
Ryan, bro. Yeah.
01:38:30
Except the kids. The only person that liked you.
01:38:34
Oh, that's not what he's saying.
01:38:37
That's what he said.
01:38:40
The kid was really the only person.
01:38:41
Really person?
01:38:42
Oh, right.
01:38:43
Oh, yeah.
01:38:43
Yeah, that is exactly what he said.
01:38:45
See, because Gary's in so much of his own world
01:38:47
and not aware of other people's world, right?
01:38:49
He was like, oh, that couldn't be what he's saying.
01:38:51
Now there's a couple people that like me
01:38:55
there, but, but usually I wrote people the wrong way.
01:38:58
Generally I rub people the wrong way.
01:39:01
I would venture that potentially any coworker that watched that episode
01:39:06
or continues to watch the show might be in trouble for, I don't know,
01:39:12
attributing this, negativity in could be up for a firing.
01:39:16
Oh, yeah, for for watching, of course.
01:39:19
But I wonder when. Turn it off.
01:39:20
Are you allowed to wear any of your own gear?
01:39:23
You just into the door, and then you have to put the work uniform on.
01:39:26
Can we get the kid a ladder and. Sure. Does he have one already?
01:39:28
He has one.
01:39:30
He needs to wear one.
01:39:32
Yeah, that's like four employees with my face on there.
01:39:35
You get them? Five of them.
01:39:36
Seven of them.
01:39:37
However many days of the week there.
01:39:41
Are only days of the week.
01:39:43
Are there, color comment?
01:39:46
How many do you know?
01:39:46
The answer is I made a rubber.
01:39:49
There's eight days a week, and I made a.
01:39:52
Where are you guys just about to switch to, like, a four day work week
01:39:55
or some shit.
01:39:56
We had, I was seven weeks
01:39:59
and then I haven't worked a full, full, weekend.
01:40:03
Well, yeah, that's. Well, that's the end of the holiday.
01:40:06
It was a good timing. Oh, really?
01:40:08
No. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. It's.
01:40:09
I haven't had, to get fired like November 15th. No.
01:40:13
They need. Oh, yeah.
01:40:14
Time to shave.
01:40:15
Shave numbers.
01:40:15
I think to.
01:40:17
Yeah. Oh yeah. They, they were. Yeah.
01:40:19
That's the worst part too
01:40:20
is they probably for the last three days they're like man, you know what?
01:40:22
We're going to have to leave three people. We're going to hit what.
01:40:24
There's a what you said what he said what okay.
01:40:28
Well that's one that's one.
01:40:30
Bingo. Whose wife wrote a letter.
01:40:32
Yeah. Right.
01:40:33
But who else was on the show?
01:40:38
Did you guys get fired for murder over kid? Why?
01:40:40
You want to come after the kid?
01:40:43
That I'd put him up to it.
01:40:45
I'm gonna jump on that.
01:40:46
Yeah, yeah, he's an adult, but, you know, no default.
01:40:51
But he didn't even do anything about.
01:40:53
Oh, he did say some negative stuff about now.
01:40:56
Maybe he didn't.
01:40:57
We don't need.
01:40:57
So there's protections.
01:40:59
So there's a state of affairs.
01:41:02
So just so you are allowed to say anything about your work.
01:41:06
In fact, you're encouraged and you cannot get fired for it.
01:41:08
But because you can get fired for no reason,
01:41:12
kind of.
01:41:12
Yeah. Yeah, actually.
01:41:14
So there's that.
01:41:15
Legally, legally, you're not allowed to like
01:41:19
only if you sign some type of an agreement and you're under contract.
01:41:22
But if you're a typical hourly employee I it's not.
01:41:25
Yeah.
01:41:26
What they didn't find is something I think I read something about.
01:41:29
It wasn't that exciting of a story,
01:41:31
but it was, about somebody, negatively bashing like some trans folk or some shit.
01:41:35
And the company was just like, nope.
01:41:37
So again, they can say it is they can fire you for no reason, right?
01:41:43
Company policy never
01:41:45
outweighs the United States Constitution, which isn't even really a law.
01:41:48
That just is a reaffirmation of an already existing,
01:41:54
I don't know the word to use here on the show.
01:41:55
Given law.
01:41:57
Okay,
01:41:59
inherited
01:42:01
from the beginning
01:42:03
of eternity of all time,
01:42:06
which, see, now, here's another reason that I don't like your argument.
01:42:10
Yes, it's the term the punch bowl theory.
01:42:14
So let's just say that everything is a shenanigan, okay?
01:42:17
All right. Proved what though?
01:42:20
If that's the only thing that's holding these last God given inherited rights
01:42:24
from the government, from taking control of that last little bit,
01:42:27
they're like, fine.
01:42:27
You all wanted to agree that there's no God.
01:42:30
Then we are the top authority.
01:42:32
I'd rather have.
01:42:33
This says a lot for our current government.
01:42:34
I'd rather have a fictitious magic being in the sky.
01:42:37
Yeah.
01:42:38
As the over authority than what I see running or made a rubber
01:42:41
or running the United States government because they're all fucking morons.
01:42:45
The bearded Sky man is a is a
01:42:48
like a bad, caricature of
01:42:52
of like, it's not a fair
01:42:57
thing to say from, from my
01:42:59
perspective because it's, taken the lowest common denominator.
01:43:03
I want to actually go head to head with the, the ludicrous concept
01:43:09
that is worshiping something that's made up.
01:43:14
Move, bitch.
01:43:15
Yeah.
01:43:16
No, I don't I don't want to worship something that's made up.
01:43:18
I just don't mind creating something made up to,
01:43:22
usurp or circumvent somebody else's authority and control over me.
01:43:28
If I happen to say bullshit, there's an imaginary person.
01:43:30
And just coincidentally, a lightning bolt,
01:43:32
you know, happened to go and they're all like, okay.
01:43:34
And it changes the course of history.
01:43:37
I'm okay with that path.
01:43:39
Oh, okay.
01:43:42
It sounds empowering.
01:43:44
Oh, what's this about?
01:43:45
Just in general, employers have the power to fire employees
01:43:49
for any lawful reason, including for what they post on social media.
01:43:53
But there are a number of protections
01:43:54
that may be available to an employee facing discipline for their postings.
01:43:58
These include laws prohibiting discrimination and retaliation, and laws
01:44:01
protecting whistleblowers and employees who complain about workplace.
01:44:04
I got it, I got it, yeah. It was.
01:44:06
You were complaining about a workplace condition?
01:44:09
Yeah. Yes, absolutely I got it. Yes.
01:44:13
You have a you have a legal case here.
01:44:15
What's your pronoun?
01:44:17
I identify as him.
01:44:20
Well.
01:44:21
Well there goes that. Never mind.
01:44:23
Damn it, damn it.
01:44:25
I thought we I thought we had a case there for a second. See?
01:44:28
Yeah. You were complaining about workplace.
01:44:31
We're trying to help you. You, Sorry.
01:44:34
I just know what pronouns mean.
01:44:36
And I identify as what I am.
01:44:38
I don't want to use a pronoun, so call me.
01:44:40
They. Yeah, there's a pronoun.
01:44:44
We don't use pronouns.
01:44:47
What do you mean? We?
01:44:49
Well, me pronoun.
01:44:50
This. These is those people.
01:44:52
You motherfuckers.
01:44:53
Yeah, these are the weird, said Gary Busey's brother.
01:44:56
Yeah. And then fucking. What is that?
01:44:58
That big red faced thing from whatever movie.
01:45:03
Oh, carousel.
01:45:04
It looks like an eight.
01:45:05
Oh, it's green, a handsome Pfeiffer.
01:45:07
Oh, I know exactly what you're talking about.
01:45:09
The smushed face.
01:45:11
Whatever. Yes, whatever the fuck that is.
01:45:14
Good. We have on the previous episode.
01:45:16
What are you talking about?
01:45:17
Character doesn't listen to people's appearances that show fodder.
01:45:21
Now, if you can't change your appearance, we should not make fun of it.
01:45:24
I don't do, I don't I can change you.
01:45:26
Why do I look like a bro?
01:45:29
You can. That's a great question.
01:45:30
Do we have an.
01:45:32
We have comments.
01:45:33
That is absolutely unacceptable.
01:45:34
How dare you a little spin lady to another person.
01:45:39
Yeah.
01:45:40
Oh that was I'm talking about using them as lawyers.
01:45:43
Oh you're going to be in Cabot Pllc.
01:45:46
We can please, if you're a lawyer and you have an opinion,
01:45:49
please call in 1586303.
01:45:52
Comment.
01:45:55
We would love to hear it.
01:45:56
But see that's the bottom line.
01:45:57
If if you can quit for no reason and they can fire you for no reason,
01:46:01
then what's the point of like, what's the point you're doing?
01:46:04
And as far as fear about anybody that's threatening the show is like,
01:46:08
you can say somebody libel you or slandered you, that's easy.
01:46:13
The hard part in a legal
01:46:15
setting is to prove and put an amount and the damage that was done.
01:46:19
Yeah, yeah.
01:46:20
What could have what could have possibly have happened?
01:46:23
I'd like to know.
01:46:25
Legal protections for employee speech are strongest
01:46:27
when the employee is speaking truthfully, truthfully about working conditions.
01:46:31
For example, discussing pay rates and pay disparity.
01:46:34
You didn't mention that
01:46:35
vacation time issues didn't mention that harassment at work.
01:46:39
You did someone mention that I was in silent treatment?
01:46:41
No talking.
01:46:42
Yeah, that is a form of harassment.
01:46:43
When you're supposed to be working with the person
01:46:45
that they won't even acknowledge you.
01:46:47
Yep. Whether or not to join a union.
01:46:49
No unsafe working conditions. Yes.
01:46:51
If you can't
01:46:52
communicate with the person working with because they're holding a grudge,
01:46:55
I'm sorry.
01:46:56
I can't communicate because they can't hear.
01:46:57
Because I.
01:46:59
Yeah, that is an unsafe working condition.
01:47:02
And then illegal activity by your employer, allegedly.
01:47:05
Let's just move on to the next workers who have been disciplined by the
01:47:09
employer. So,
01:47:13
What about the vindictive legal protections?
01:47:15
This is actually legal protections for for the kid.
01:47:17
If he supports you
01:47:20
know.
01:47:20
Yeah.
01:47:22
Oh, he's got legal policy again.
01:47:24
This is a weird paradox.
01:47:26
Yeah.
01:47:26
Gary, there's tons of protections for you.
01:47:29
You can get your job back for this, and then they'll fire you for no reason,
01:47:33
right? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Or two.
01:47:35
And then get rid.
01:47:36
Surely governor Schneider in Michigan brought that here.
01:47:41
I remember Schneider, he had the balls to call it a right to work.
01:47:45
The law that covers the employer for that is called the right to work.
01:47:49
That was that.
01:47:50
What kind of a kick in the teeth?
01:47:52
That's like putting the people that that tried to close the central banks
01:47:55
on the central bank's money.
01:47:57
That's like a kick in the teeth, you know.
01:48:00
Yeah,
01:48:01
yeah.
01:48:05
Remember when Snyder said
01:48:06
that he's going to drink a glass of, flint water and then never did?
01:48:10
No, they made him sick, remember?
01:48:14
It was safe.
01:48:15
I can't swim the river.
01:48:16
No, no, Trump did the same thing.
01:48:19
Oh, he actually drank it.
01:48:21
Flint water?
01:48:22
No, he had the Flint water.
01:48:23
And he made fun of Schneider, and he's like, I'll drink it.
01:48:26
And then you could tell
01:48:28
I one somebody took a picture of the glass like he he touched it too.
01:48:31
It's like putting it here. Yeah. He didn't
01:48:35
it'd be hard if, you know, he'd be like, yeah, I go,
01:48:37
I have to do this to save people that are going to die on a train track.
01:48:40
I can do it.
01:48:41
I can do it.
01:48:41
But, you know, you're like, I'm not doing it.
01:48:48
Oh, let's see this this is this is actually.
01:48:51
This worked.
01:48:52
Unbelievable. Yeah. Let's see it.
01:48:55
It worked.
01:49:00
Gary sent this.
01:49:01
I just messed it up.
01:49:02
I hope that's what you're supposed to do.
01:49:07
It's a great theme song, by the way.
01:49:08
That's just so versatile.
01:49:15
And. You
01:49:22
you put.
01:49:23
You could put. It.
01:49:30
You could.
01:49:31
You could use your
01:49:35
you say updraft.
01:49:38
Woke up in the morning meeting everybody.
01:49:39
Or should I say you whenever you decide to show up meeting.
01:49:41
Want something bigger? Why are you wearing each other's clothes?
01:49:44
And here.
01:49:44
Remember, if it happens outside of work, we don't have an explanation.
01:49:49
Oh. What?
01:49:53
Who did it?
01:49:54
Did you hear that? Yeah.
01:49:57
How fitting. You're not supposed to know.
01:49:59
Did you hear the last word?
01:50:01
The beaker set or what?
01:50:02
Who's you know?
01:50:03
I know beakers name. I don't know the doctor's name.
01:50:07
Doctor Rekha.
01:50:08
No beakers.
01:50:09
The beep beep beep beep beep beep. Guy right there.
01:50:11
All right, all right.
01:50:13
Wasn't that the Swedish chef?
01:50:15
No, no. The round.
01:50:15
Head it here.
01:50:16
This guy Beaker.
01:50:17
Why are you wearing each other's Bunsen?
01:50:19
Bunsen? His name is Bunsen. I'm sorry, I didn't.
01:50:22
Oh. Named after the one. Listen to what he says.
01:50:24
This is the most profound thing of this episode.
01:50:27
Said by Bunsen.
01:50:28
And he says it about things out of the workplace.
01:50:30
Here it goes close and then remember,
01:50:33
if it happens outside of work, we don't know of an explanation.
01:50:36
Interesting.
01:50:38
If something happens outside of the workplace,
01:50:40
you don't get your workplace an explanation.
01:50:44
How about that? Yeah, I don't,
01:50:46
I worked with a child molester, and, he was a child molester once.
01:50:49
And then it was. What did he say?
01:50:52
And he got out, and no one really knew he was a child molester.
01:50:55
And then he got.
01:50:56
You befriended some people because no one really knew he was a child molester.
01:50:59
And then he got busted child molesting again.
01:51:02
And, a certain person by the name of me, brought this up to
01:51:05
this is What They Say hotline that they call me child molesting.
01:51:11
I don't know, he did.
01:51:14
Those two boys that time.
01:51:15
I looked that shit up. It was two, two brothers.
01:51:17
It's fucked up.
01:51:18
Oh, because I was.
01:51:19
I was somewhat friendly with this dude.
01:51:22
And, until then.
01:51:24
But I brought it up and they said, well, it happened outside of work.
01:51:27
And so we it's and it's like, are you kidding me?
01:51:30
I'm like, there's people. I don't have kids.
01:51:33
Like, we're supposed to work with this guy.
01:51:34
I'm like, I've been friendly with him. And I'm like, we're in a joking.
01:51:37
We have a joking friendship.
01:51:38
I go, how do I like?
01:51:39
I don't want to have that joking friendship anymore.
01:51:42
How do I tell him that with just like you're telling us now?
01:51:47
Like that's a yeah, I can't I can't joke your word.
01:51:50
Be serious. Reported that you molested children.
01:51:52
I can't bring that up.
01:51:53
Am I like, you're opening the door for all kinds of, negativity that could happen
01:51:58
now, I did tell them that I didn't want him working in our building anymore,
01:52:02
and he didn't work in our building anymore, and.
01:52:06
And then he went to jail for another 20 years,
01:52:09
and, so he's still in there right now.
01:52:11
He'll get out when he's 60.
01:52:12
And he would have spent over half his life in prison.
01:52:15
Shout out to Carrie Clayton.
01:52:17
You can look him up.
01:52:18
His name was actually Michael Clayton, but, he went by, Carey Clayton.
01:52:23
Wow. He
01:52:23
was a nice guy other than the child molestation, but, Yeah, that's kind of a.
01:52:27
I find that child molesters kind of have to be nice.
01:52:31
Yeah, yeah, it helps.
01:52:33
Yeah, they fooled me, Jerry.
01:52:37
Yeah.
01:52:37
Pretty fucked up.
01:52:41
I think the word we're all looking for at this point is.
01:52:43
But anyway.
01:52:45
But hey, come on, come on, come on, come on.
01:52:48
We're gonna look at it.
01:52:50
But I was hoping you saw those comments on that. I'm.
01:52:54
Come on, come on, come on, come come on, come on, come on.
01:52:57
It's funny because they're both, They're both.
01:53:00
There's two comments on the same exact video, but on two different,
01:53:03
two different platforms. Name.
01:53:05
It's got to be the same person with a different name.
01:53:08
Are you sure?
01:53:09
With atheist and so on?
01:53:10
No, because it's I rarely and I watch like oh yeah, if I'm interesting,
01:53:13
but I rarely hear anyone you can I speed up the speed.
01:53:17
For me it's the most compelling one because again, it's this,
01:53:20
this groups, the mainstream secular fans.
01:53:23
There's no one for it.
01:53:26
So wait,
01:53:29
you know, if you want that from
01:53:31
the the physical process produces some not.
01:53:35
Oh yes.
01:53:35
So the comment is from Gage Brown that says there is no proof,
01:53:40
at least not in the sense that can be shared with any other person.
01:53:43
With other person?
01:53:44
I think. You mean, Sanders and
01:53:47
there's also there's only evidence that points to truth
01:53:50
and personal experiences that would be only that individual's proof.
01:53:55
Oh, see, it's hard to read without punctuation.
01:53:58
Yeah. So what he meant to say, it's okay.
01:54:00
There's only evidence that points to the truth.
01:54:03
Personal experiences would be only that individual's proof.
01:54:08
See there.
01:54:09
I agree, Sandra added. Punctuation
01:54:12
while you were writing the comments.
01:54:14
What you see is what is.
01:54:15
But that's not in his world.
01:54:18
Just because you saw something doesn't mean it's proof for him.
01:54:23
But in that case, I mean, how do you how do you believe anything?
01:54:25
I welcome to my world, right? Yeah.
01:54:27
They're talking about Sonder.
01:54:30
And the other comment is for the same exact video
01:54:34
that appears to be the same exact comment from another viewer.
01:54:38
Ironically, his name is another viewer after we just.
01:54:42
So. I mean, maybe he just created another viewer.
01:54:44
If you truly have some new compelling argument
01:54:47
for the existence of God, let's see it and break it down logically.
01:54:52
There's more to it.
01:54:53
So before I read all,
01:54:53
I have to go to the actual comment so I can get the whole thing.
01:54:58
The science and philosophy involved in the existence of God has been explored
01:55:01
extensively, and the burden of proof lies on those making the claim.
01:55:06
I'm not going to entertain the idea that some unmentioned
01:55:09
proof is being ignored, unless it can stand up to scrutiny.
01:55:13
Yeah, that is a perfectly logical reason.
01:55:16
Did I write that perspective there?
01:55:18
I thought I thought it was that me?
01:55:20
Yeah.
01:55:23
You have a clever screen name at least.
01:55:26
Let's see. The people have strong faith.
01:55:28
The less they believe in reality, the more they think that's an actual virtue.
01:55:32
So you can't argue with it.
01:55:34
Oh, I know, I and like Lakewood conspiracy theorists
01:55:38
once, once that idea takes seed it right?
01:55:43
The confirmation bias kicks in and everything seems to line up for it.
01:55:47
And and I, I'm having trouble shaking myself off a few of my French
01:55:52
conspiracy theories because, I keep seeing,
01:55:58
coincidences in the numbers, related to the Great Pyramid of Giza.
01:56:03
Speaking of
01:56:04
numbered podcast, that was number one.
01:56:08
It was number one.
01:56:11
Proof of all, not often used in these, like, debates
01:56:14
about the existence of God with atheists and so on.
01:56:17
I rarely and I watch a lot of these debates that I find interesting, but I do
01:56:20
I rarely hear anyone use this proof, but to me it's the most compelling one,
01:56:25
because again, it's this
01:56:27
the mainstream secular science has no one for.
01:56:30
That's one of my favorite parts of that clip.
01:56:32
The most compelling, proof of all,
01:56:37
not often used in these, like, debates about the existence.
01:56:40
Get aboard the trains, Beltran.
01:56:43
Yeah. Hope he works for train.
01:56:45
Whoa. They were right.
01:56:48
He did say something incredibly stupid.
01:56:50
So they were agreeing with me.
01:56:53
What you must have said.
01:56:54
With that, I said he's about to say something incredibly stupid.
01:56:58
And he did? Yeah,
01:57:01
but see, that's just. It's so.
01:57:02
Just because it's stupid doesn't mean it might not be true.
01:57:06
I hate to say, but. I mean, that's why.
01:57:07
Oh, just because it's made up doesn't mean it's false.
01:57:10
And just because there's no proof doesn't mean it doesn't exist or isn't true.
01:57:15
That's that's true.
01:57:16
It also doesn't mean it does just because it doesn't
01:57:19
make any sense doesn't mean it's untrue.
01:57:23
So we have learned nothing.
01:57:25
Nothing. We've gotten nowhere.
01:57:27
We're not qualified to say anything.
01:57:30
Never have been.
01:57:31
Nothing has changed.
01:57:32
Nothing is going to change.
01:57:34
Please come on in. Laugh with us.
01:57:36
Welcome us.
01:57:37
But don't.
01:57:38
Don't ever threaten our livelihood or.
01:57:42
Fire me again.
01:57:44
No, I didn't say that.
01:57:46
Okay. Very.
01:57:47
You get fired.
01:57:47
But threatening livelihood is different.
01:57:50
Oh, yeah.
01:57:51
I can still provide for myself.
01:57:56
Oh, is that me and my black baby?
01:57:59
I should have done this as a flag rants, but I just don't have the patience
01:58:02
right now.
01:58:03
Your wife gave birth to a black baby.
01:58:05
I stayed by her side forever.
01:58:07
My wife and I are both white.
01:58:08
Recently, our extended family gathered in the delivery room, excited, filled
01:58:12
the air as we awaited the arrival of our baby.
01:58:15
But when the baby was born, everything took a shocking turn.
01:58:18
Dun dun da first words out of my wife's mouth
01:58:22
before the baby was even pulled out of her vagina.
01:58:24
By the way, I put the air on it to emphasize its.
01:58:27
I'll never forget what she said it is it my baby?
01:58:29
It isn't my baby, I was stunned.
01:58:31
My mind struggled to process what she was saying.
01:58:35
The nurse trying to calm her down, replied gently, this is definitely your baby.
01:58:39
She's still attached to you.
01:58:42
Yeah, but.
01:58:43
But my wife, with a mix of panic and disbelief, cried out, it's not possible.
01:58:47
I've never slept with a black man.
01:58:49
It can't be mine.
01:58:51
So I stood there in silence, feeling as though the ground had disappeared
01:58:53
from beneath me.
01:58:54
Our family, sensing the tension, started slowly, started to leave the room.
01:58:58
One by one. I couldn't take it anymore.
01:59:00
Just as just as I was about to storm out, my wife stopped me.
01:59:05
I looked at the baby.
01:59:07
Look at the baby.
01:59:09
It's a baby.
01:59:12
So, you know, it probably happened.
01:59:14
They probably had a grandpa or a grandma or a great grandpa that was black
01:59:17
way down the bloodline. And. Yeah, that happened.
01:59:20
Oh, yeah.
01:59:21
That's a reasonable explanation.
01:59:23
My daughter's black.
01:59:25
Perfectly reasonable.
01:59:26
No, your daughter's not.
01:59:27
No, it's. No, it's not.
01:59:30
No. Okay, first of all, stop calling her in.
01:59:32
No. No. Yeah. No kidding.
01:59:34
Just because she's black, don't call her on it.
01:59:36
Dude, that's not cool.
01:59:37
No, she's. It.
01:59:40
I went to high school with, like, three black people.
01:59:42
I went to high school.
01:59:43
There was, I think three black people.
01:59:45
Oh, where is there homeless woman on my screen that I call Black Window.
01:59:50
That's not what it is. You can't.
01:59:52
I let someone's homeless just because there's no home in the picture?
01:59:56
I let a homeless woman stay in my garage one day.
01:59:58
I walked in without masks.
02:00:00
What a great story. These are all fake stories.
02:00:02
Hey, I read logic, I wrote down I was with that logic I was then.
02:00:08
They're not a god.
02:00:10
How is there not a God?
02:00:12
You must be asking me.
02:00:13
It's a concept that we made up because of our own.
02:00:17
Oh, agency over detection.
02:00:19
Yeah, but just because you don't see it doesn't mean it doesn't exist.
02:00:23
Exists? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
02:00:25
Because you can't see it means it definitely does exist.
02:00:28
So you see, that makes up.
02:00:30
I think that's I think that's all realizing you said the homeless thing.
02:00:32
I'm just listening to what you said about the homeless person just because,
02:00:35
there are those that a home behind them doesn't mean they're home.
02:00:39
They're homelessness.
02:00:40
Right? Right. Same concept.
02:00:41
We'd like to call them house challenged.
02:00:44
Yeah, hold on some.
02:00:45
I forgot what it is.
02:00:46
I'm employed, mentally challenged.
02:00:49
It's a I'm creature of it.
02:00:53
Isn't it?
02:00:54
It is, is it.
02:00:55
It's a it is I love it, I love it a rifle.
02:00:59
Oh you love it though. You do love it. Okay.
02:01:01
So you said something that you weren't worried about.
02:01:03
The Kessler syndrome with the space debris.
02:01:07
Yeah.
02:01:07
Massive space object fragment crashes in remote village in Kenya.
02:01:12
And then they fucking wrecked it.
02:01:14
That's a separation ring.
02:01:16
It's a ring off of a piece of space.
02:01:18
Made a religion based upon it. And they.
02:01:20
Yeah, yeah, they worship the ring of sacrifice.
02:01:23
Just saying how ahead we are.
02:01:25
Like what we were talking.
02:01:26
There may be issues with space debris.
02:01:28
And two days after our podcast space debris hit Kenya. Yep.
02:01:34
The Kenyan Space Authority came in and inspected the damage.
02:01:40
I didn't know there was
02:01:40
a Kenyan space authority.
02:01:44
Oh my God, this is my favorite thing today.
02:01:47
Oh, you have a favorite thing to that.
02:01:50
You're well, good one has been destroyed.
02:01:53
Hail, hail, lion of Judah!
02:01:54
Let the lion roar, roar!
02:01:59
Chief!
02:02:00
Holy cow!
02:02:02
Yeah!
02:02:04
The yoke of the devil has been destroyed.
02:02:07
I forgot I said that the more you roar.
02:02:10
Roar? Yeah, I'm more.
02:02:13
Oh, no more.
02:02:18
The yoke of the devil has been destroyed.
02:02:21
Hail, hail, lion of Judah!
02:02:23
Let the lawyer roar!
02:02:28
And speaking of letting that lion
02:02:30
fucking roar.
02:02:38
Forward!
02:02:38
Down the field.
02:02:40
Our targeting that will not yield.
02:02:43
And when the blue and silver we stand and cheer the brave.
02:02:49
Rah rah rah rah go hard.
02:02:51
When the day we're banner.
02:02:53
You will keep your face down the field.
02:02:58
And gain a lion victory.
02:03:02
Go, lion.
02:03:05
Gods!
02:03:09
Yeah, that game last night.
02:03:10
I'm telling you, it finished a little late for my taste.
02:03:13
But man, well, it's the difference between a one seed and a five seed
02:03:18
peptide.
02:03:19
Story is a ridiculous notion that for the rest of the playoffs,
02:03:23
somebody at 14
02:03:24
and three is going to have all the way games playing teams with a lower record.
02:03:28
Right.
02:03:29
It's kind of unfortunate because it wouldn't have been that late
02:03:32
had you known what was that had had a little foresight, had been there.
02:03:35
He would have just partied extra hard, right.
02:03:38
Because, you know, needed you wouldn't have needed to get up.
02:03:41
Oh, right.
02:03:42
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
02:03:43
They kind of no, no, they wouldn't be working for them.
02:03:46
I was going to say do they need like for the day.
02:03:49
No. Yeah. They let anyone go on on a Monday.
02:03:51
Usually do it on a Friday.
02:03:53
You're right. It was dude.
02:03:55
It was two.
02:03:56
Do I have to explain to you why it happened to be the day of our show?
02:04:02
Oh, yeah.
02:04:03
Yeah, they got a whole week. Why do they wait a whole week?
02:04:05
Did they not find out about the show for a few days or.
02:04:10
I go, I long to write that letter.
02:04:12
Or so you work for it.
02:04:14
All right.
02:04:15
So she's calling 15863 rants three. Yeah.
02:04:18
Or leave a comment column.
02:04:20
You can even send an email any they're legal to legal departments.
02:04:24
If you need to send us email that would be at Fledge Rants at gmail com.
02:04:28
Yeah there you go.
02:04:30
We want to hear it make us better.
02:04:31
Yeah, yeah.
02:04:32
Make us proud. Yeah.
02:04:34
But don't be lazy. Lazy. Yeah.
02:04:37
Educate us.
02:04:38
Speaking of late, we want to know.
02:04:43
This podcast days are numbered though, so.
02:04:54
I think I sent this one.
02:05:01
Thank you.
02:05:03
Jake?
02:05:03
Jake, Jake's in our at the Jake.
02:05:05
You body line.
02:05:07
Shake shake shake, shake it all the time.
02:05:10
I don't think I started at the beginning.
02:05:12
Let's watch it again.
02:05:13
Ideas to make money in 2025.
02:05:16
For those of you listening at work.
02:05:18
Money laundering. Yeah.
02:05:21
Make a
02:05:24
bank robbery now. Now we do.
02:05:25
We do not recommend that
02:05:27
you shake, shake,
02:05:29
shake, shake, shake your body.
02:05:32
Shake shake shake shake
02:05:35
shake it all the time. But.
02:05:40
I don't know about that one.
02:05:42
I just love the videos where the dogs doing a silly dance.
02:05:47
Yeah, that was my.
02:05:49
That was my bad.
02:05:50
I've got a soft spot for silly walking dogs.
02:05:54
I like dogs with the dog doing
02:05:57
the Tic-Tac video that we had cued up has been removed.
02:06:02
Oh, I sent that
02:06:05
Facebook one removed.
02:06:06
Also.
02:06:08
Oh, I sent that.
02:06:14
All right.
02:06:14
You do all the characteristics of a dog, Gary.
02:06:18
Well, I didn't really have that much.
02:06:21
Prepared then
02:06:23
without those two,
02:06:25
you didn't have all prepared.
02:06:28
Well, thank you.
02:06:29
Thank you for noticing.
02:06:33
Out and around.
02:06:34
Yeah.
02:06:36
Find out.
02:06:37
Well, I think it says fuck around.
02:06:40
Find out.
02:06:41
Oh, fuck. Yeah.
02:06:43
Let's find out. Fuck around.
02:06:46
Right.
02:06:46
Do it if you want to find out, though, it's exactly in proportion
02:06:50
to how much you have to fuck around.
02:06:53
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:06:56
It's like the Drake equation.
02:06:59
What's the Drake equation?
02:07:00
It's how you calculate the, the the chances of there being
02:07:06
extraterrestrials who's intelligent
02:07:09
like ours.
02:07:10
It has to do with girls who are 13, 14 years old, zero allegedly.
02:07:16
He found a button.
02:07:18
How'd that work out?
02:07:20
Did they figure that out? Yeah.
02:07:22
The Drake equation.
02:07:24
There's, like, five variables that we don't know any of.
02:07:28
It's not working.
02:07:29
That's not working.
02:07:31
Like, we're getting closer on a couple of them.
02:07:33
But since we are guessing, a vast majority of them,
02:07:37
there's no answer for the Drake equation yet.
02:07:42
That I know.
02:07:43
I mean, it seems very likely that there's more life
02:07:47
in the universe.
02:07:51
But, you know,
02:07:52
because in the ancient times were like,
02:07:56
there is minor, only minor.
02:08:00
That's the Drake equation.
02:08:01
I see what he it there is there?
02:08:09
Drake, like some young.
02:08:14
Let's play nothing but chicken attack.
02:08:16
Come out. Very chicken attack.
02:08:19
Oh. Oh,
02:08:22
beautiful.
02:08:23
Let's play nothing but chicken attack.
02:08:25
From now on, you know, you see that
02:08:30
I. It's a pigeon.
02:08:31
Yeah, that man attack that pigeon, put it in a bag.
02:08:35
Yeah.
02:08:36
And walked back into his food truck. It.
02:08:38
Oh no kidding.
02:08:41
Okay.
02:08:43
That's legit.
02:08:48
Wow. Looks like when sees it.
02:08:50
You got to be.
02:08:50
No way to catch a bird, man.
02:08:52
He caught a lot of food.
02:08:54
I don't know, unless he does. I constantly.
02:08:57
Yeah, you know what? That's why I don't.
02:08:58
I don't know if I believe I got a lot of meat on us. Yeah.
02:09:01
Gonna take a lot of work to to feather that thing in that truck to.
02:09:04
Right. Right.
02:09:05
I mean, if you if you eat there, I would guarantee that you're about to.
02:09:08
That had to be my piece of chicken. That
02:09:12
I love. Chicken attack.
02:09:15
Right.
02:09:16
You do love chicken attack I do I love chicken attack.
02:09:19
What about this chicken attack, right? Yeah.
02:09:22
Well, looks like someone's going to a big party tonight.
02:09:25
You should pick up a chicken strip party pack for all your friends.
02:09:28
Here's a coupon. Whoa, whoa.
02:09:30
Look, pal, I don't take coupons from giant chickens.
02:09:32
Not after last time.
02:09:34
Oh, yeah? And, that nice chicken. Ouch.
02:09:36
I gave you this coupon.
02:09:38
I'm sorry. This is expired.
02:09:40
You son of a
02:09:42
chicken that I, oh.
02:09:49
This guy, he.
02:09:50
He uses the same method.
02:09:51
The popular.
02:09:54
He learned that on the fly show chicken.
02:09:56
He learned that from us.
02:10:00
How to disarm a chicken?
02:10:02
Yeah, it says a public service.
02:10:05
Oh, he still runs over the. Oh, yeah,
02:10:09
I would to thank you.
02:10:11
That had to be my safe freeze up chicken
02:10:14
that,
02:10:19
Wait.
02:10:19
Chicken attacks. Not over yet.
02:10:21
They're not be.
02:10:23
Let's play nothing but chicken attack from now on.
02:10:26
Wow. That kind of looks like something.
02:10:30
Makes me really hungry.
02:10:32
Looks like an idiot pointing to the right.
02:10:37
I think it's pointing the other way.
02:10:38
Oh, wow. That's cool.
02:10:41
Pulled out of the one.
02:10:42
Made it that way,
02:10:46
You can make it that way.
02:10:47
Wait, I just I want to stay on chicken attack.
02:10:50
Oh, yeah.
02:10:51
Those are just the characters from the Buffalo chicken Finger.
02:10:54
Well, see, all these guys play nothing but chicken attacks from now on.
02:10:58
This is our non penis.
02:11:01
Things that look like penises.
02:11:03
It's just a penis.
02:11:05
So non penis thing that looks like penis is like segment that kitty.
02:11:09
Are you sure it's a kitty?
02:11:11
No, the dog.
02:11:13
Oh, I get it.
02:11:13
You say that about everything. I'm stupid.
02:11:16
Yeah.
02:11:16
I mean, I'm not stupid, but I look stupid in this case
02:11:19
because I'm just calling what the dog doing.
02:11:23
Kitty,
02:11:25
why is there a ring on it?
02:11:27
Kitty?
02:11:31
Kitty.
02:11:32
So let's see.
02:11:34
Oh. Oh, that's.
02:11:36
Oh, look at that.
02:11:36
Wasn't this this kind of guy looks like a kitty.
02:11:39
Of course there's going to be downpours and flash flooding.
02:11:42
Yeah, fledged flooding in the Montreal area, especially
02:11:46
fledge.
02:11:48
Oh, so forget the fact that it looks like a penis because it doesn't.
02:11:54
That's a great.
02:11:55
Well, that does not make me want to eat that sausage.
02:11:59
I kind of want to.
02:12:03
Did he actually say that or was that a drop?
02:12:05
I dropped it?
02:12:07
Oh, looks like this.
02:12:09
Looks like something you would make there. Yeah,
02:12:13
it looks like it just came out of my forehead.
02:12:14
Just like a cum stain on this on the top.
02:12:17
Do. Now, come on. I'll tell.
02:12:18
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
02:12:23
They made.
02:12:24
This is climbing.
02:12:24
Well, they made it like they made a playground like that.
02:12:29
And you know they didn't.
02:12:30
I don't think they buy this.
02:12:31
I think they pour it.
02:12:32
Yeah. Okay, I like it.
02:12:35
There's some perv.
02:12:35
I'm sure some perv poured it super here.
02:12:38
So let's.
02:12:38
That just happens to be
02:12:40
there's a superhero landing with the guy, a superhero with a big.
02:12:44
Oh okay.
02:12:46
Floor plan.
02:12:47
Oh, yeah.
02:12:49
For what though? The Death Star.
02:12:50
Oh, it's just a house roundhouse.
02:12:52
I think it's weird.
02:12:53
Oh, I don't know.
02:12:54
Is there's a banana bunker, isn't it a banana protector?
02:12:57
So you don't smush your banana?
02:13:00
What?
02:13:01
Oh, let's remember our giant dicks.
02:13:03
We used to. Giant, giant dicks.
02:13:06
And then on.
02:13:07
Oh, yeah, we did do that.
02:13:09
I remember that in the snow or with it?
02:13:11
Just with each other in the snow.
02:13:14
Yeah. Me neither.
02:13:15
If you see a.
02:13:16
Oh, I see, I think I see it.
02:13:18
That's a little too far.
02:13:20
I clearly see tits. Weird. Interesting.
02:13:23
What is this?
02:13:23
Why is the head disease that's just drawn?
02:13:28
I think you're looking.
02:13:29
Oh, I see, I like I think you're looking at it hard up.
02:13:32
That's that's her head.
02:13:33
That's the Santa's face.
02:13:35
Looks like a penis.
02:13:38
Okay, now, they did it twice on here.
02:13:40
Yeah, they did,
02:13:42
but he jogged it.
02:13:45
Ooh, but it is ice in the penis.
02:13:50
What it is.
02:13:50
No no no no no greater penis.
02:13:53
No, that's not cool.
02:13:55
That's a blowing I.
02:13:57
Yeah, that that's where you blow.
02:13:58
Yeah. You put your lips there.
02:14:05
Okay.
02:14:08
What's that?
02:14:10
Oh, definitely looks like something.
02:14:13
Piece of bread.
02:14:15
It's very psychedelic.
02:14:17
That's subtle. The crop circle.
02:14:19
So you need to poke that.
02:14:20
Whoever's looking at that, you need to poke that. That's not.
02:14:23
That's why that's water in the ceiling.
02:14:25
Yeah. Pop that.
02:14:28
Pop that.
02:14:31
Oh, man.
02:14:32
Come on now.
02:14:36
Wait.
02:14:37
Oh, yeah. Yes, I see it.
02:14:40
Oh that's actually I thought they I'm like why they put a toy on an ice cream.
02:14:42
But that's the actual right.
02:14:44
That's really good. Yeah. Yeah.
02:14:46
The red dipped teen is coming for a dip to ice cream going.
02:14:49
Yeah I could go or dipped parents go,
02:14:52
oh that poor woman that has to get railed by that square penis.
02:14:56
Yeah. No,
02:14:58
she has to, though.
02:14:59
She has to. Maybe she has a square vagina.
02:15:02
Yeah. Sorry.
02:15:03
Have I said too much round thing?
02:15:10
There's there's 2000 of these.
02:15:12
So, you know.
02:15:13
Right. Okay.
02:15:13
You're going.
02:15:16
I like that one.
02:15:17
It says it's a cocktail garnish.
02:15:19
But what is it? Is it a piece of bacon?
02:15:21
Cocktail garnish?
02:15:23
Yeah. Read the words.
02:15:24
What is it, a cocktail garnish.
02:15:28
More specifically, I think the garnish for that particular cocktail.
02:15:34
Moving on.
02:15:35
All right.
02:15:37
Ooh, I don't see it.
02:15:40
That was a little flaky.
02:15:40
Yeah. It looks more like a pile of dog shit to me.
02:15:43
Yeah. Do you know how you know if you're not gay,
02:15:45
if you don't see penises and all these?
02:15:47
All right,
02:15:48
all right.
02:15:48
Well, no, I don't see it in that one.
02:15:51
No, that's a popsicle.
02:15:53
Oh, I see it in that one.
02:15:55
That's some the actual testicle.
02:15:57
That's that's a carrot.
02:15:59
That's a carrot or a turnip.
02:16:01
Some kind of root vegetable.
02:16:04
Okay.
02:16:04
Could be could be a sweet potato.
02:16:06
Okay.
02:16:07
I don't see it says carrot right underneath.
02:16:09
Nice.
02:16:11
She said she can wait.
02:16:13
She could not wait. Right.
02:16:15
She's covering up the thing that makes it look less like a penis.
02:16:20
Why? What makes it look less like a penis?
02:16:22
Whatever.
02:16:24
The shape of the thing. Literally.
02:16:26
So, see? Know. That's another gay thing.
02:16:27
Clearly she's the only thing that makes it look like a penis.
02:16:31
Yeah. She shook her head a little bit.
02:16:32
Otherwise, it's just a fountain.
02:16:34
What do you see?
02:16:36
I don't want to drink out of that.
02:16:38
Nobody that you're supposed to.
02:16:40
Nobody asked you that. Oh, it's a coin.
02:16:43
It's a coin found before you guys ask.
02:16:45
I'm not putting that in my mouth. Okay.
02:16:49
That's like a stain on the on the top.
02:16:51
Look at that neighborhood.
02:16:54
Look at those cookies.
02:16:57
I don't think two cookies makes a peanut.
02:16:59
Two cookies, a penis, not a penis.
02:17:01
Not two cookies.
02:17:02
A penis. Not make three left turns.
02:17:05
Makes a right.
02:17:10
E.J. Phillips has another comment.
02:17:13
It mean this is gross person good person.
02:17:18
The podcast is doing down
02:17:20
the pen is mightier than the sword.
02:17:23
Yes. All right.
02:17:24
Exactly, exactly.
02:17:26
This is gross. Vagina.
02:17:27
Good doing down everything you doing down.
02:17:34
We're doing down.
02:17:35
586335863.
02:17:38
Ranch 301 in 1 8563.
02:17:42
Give us a call.
02:17:43
The telephone is mightier than the pen.
02:17:45
And the sword.
02:17:47
She's holding it wrong.
02:17:50
Dave's wife. Come on.
02:17:52
Just calling.
02:17:53
Yeah.
02:17:54
You think that's Dave's wife?
02:17:58
Oh, there she is.
02:18:00
No I don't, it's that has a last name on it.
02:18:04
If E.J. Phillips.
02:18:05
That's not wise.
02:18:10
One thing I have never said is Dave's last name.
02:18:13
I don't I'm not even sure who Dave is.
02:18:17
Dave. Dave, man.
02:18:19
32nd most popular name on planet Earth.
02:18:22
There's a lot of them.
02:18:23
Everybody knows.
02:18:25
Dave.
02:18:25
I'm switching. Hi, Dave. Hi, Dave. Hi, Dave.
02:18:29
Dave's not you, man,
02:18:31
it's Dave.
02:18:33
Go away. Man, that was last week.
02:18:35
Dave's not here, okay?
02:18:37
It's been a fucking lose in your DNA. This ain't a punchline.
02:18:39
It's a PSA.
02:18:40
The chromosomes from your mom procreate retards, and they name them Dave.
02:18:46
I'm going to toilet Dave,
02:18:49
but I'll be back in the morning.
02:18:53
I don't think I even said anyone to play that.
02:18:55
I thought that one was to blame.
02:18:57
I played a game. I'm going to toilet Dave.
02:19:01
But I'll be back in the morning.
02:19:04
How does a strawberry grow on Dave?
02:19:09
It just do.
02:19:10
Whoa!
02:19:13
What are you doing?
02:19:15
What is she doing?
02:19:16
But why is she doing that? Drawing the penis?
02:19:18
That's proportionately correct.
02:19:20
You show you traffic.
02:19:21
That's.
02:19:21
That's the size of her penis. That's an accident.
02:19:24
That's their penis.
02:19:25
Okay.
02:19:28
Come on,
02:19:30
it's Mike.
02:19:31
Come on. Joke getting old yet?
02:19:33
Come on, isn't it?
02:19:36
Oh, yeah. Save that one for Rumble.
02:19:38
Okay, good.
02:19:40
There's a rumble segment.
02:19:42
Yeah, we got to do Rumble.
02:19:44
Yeah, it's E.J..
02:19:46
Yeah, E.J. Phillips is. Of course you want.
02:19:47
We won't lose anything.
02:19:49
Any last any last words for you?
02:19:51
You won't lose anything.
02:19:52
We know I'm going to go.
02:19:54
Go to where? It's warm for this.
02:19:56
Oh my God, how many? Seriously? How many are there?
02:19:59
Okay, that's a there's only 50.
02:20:01
Dude, you're totally doing down.
02:20:05
Stop doing down.
02:20:06
All right. Is anyone else think this care? It's a little sexy.
02:20:09
I don't see the penis.
02:20:10
They look like women legs to me,
02:20:15
Look at how the leg is.
02:20:15
A man doesn't lay like that with one knee up.
02:20:19
Yeah, it's a female.
02:20:20
All right, you ruined it.
02:20:23
All right. See you on Rumble.
02:20:26
No, you won't.
02:20:28
You got another segment.
02:20:29
Where are you going?
02:20:30
Yeah, I just asked you.
02:20:31
Wait. You didn't wait for the answer? He's already gone.
02:20:33
Is it deer flag I've got?
02:20:36
Yeah, I got another flag. I got some.
02:20:38
Just keep going, man.
02:20:39
He'll he'll be back eventually.
02:20:41
I can do this. I miss out on this.
02:20:43
Yeah. This is
02:20:45
awesome. Yeah
02:20:48
I shouldn't that for.
02:20:53
What is fast.
02:20:54
What happened. Oh he's going inside. That's what the deal is.
02:20:56
It's going inside the hydrogen economy.
02:20:58
Your idea that we that.
02:21:01
Yeah you did I Sabrina, you did a super
02:21:04
sorry wrong one action for that for watch.
02:21:08
Hoshi.
02:21:09
He's going to leave me.
02:21:12
Teach me how to make these poor, crazy trees.
02:21:18
Here it is. Just make up.
02:21:19
Please, please, please.
02:21:22
0000.
02:21:26
The craziest economic bubble I've seen in the past year.
02:21:30
The hydrogen economy is about to burst.
02:21:33
That's really good news.
02:21:35
The hydrogen energy is
02:21:36
the idea that we need to use hydrogen to store and transport energy from.
02:21:40
You can think of renewables.
02:21:42
It's a good idea in principle, but in a beautiful financial sense.
02:21:46
Investors I agree beginning to see this plans for green hydrogen production.
02:21:52
Different shirt.
02:21:52
It's a different shirt.
02:21:53
It looks darker. It's purple.
02:21:55
It's the same concept all over the place.
02:21:57
Same for different pipelines as well.
02:21:59
According to just like our wonderful rebranding, if you notice, terrified
02:22:02
about the politics of the green hydrogen projects in Europe have now been canceled.
02:22:07
But it's not an exclusively European phenomenon.
02:22:11
In October, one of the largest energy companies in Australia
02:22:14
pulled out of plans for a facility to produce hydrogen from renewables.
02:22:19
In November, the American industrial gas company
02:22:22
Our Products, pulled out of a green hydrogen project in Texas.
02:22:26
If a project is to air for a company called Our products,
02:22:31
that should really tell you something the financial Times reports
02:22:35
that stocks of some of the biggest hydrogen companies in the US
02:22:39
and the EU have been dropping because most of it was pushed to early.
02:22:42
It's just developing.
02:22:43
It's not ready 50%.
02:22:45
What's going on?
02:22:47
It's reality coming back to bite.
02:22:50
Using hydrogen to store energy sounds good at first.
02:22:53
Combined with oxygen, hydrogen simply creates water plus energy.
02:22:57
Zero pollution, zero guilt, but not zero problems
02:23:01
versus the of the gas.
02:23:04
And when mixed with that, it's highly explosive to be useful
02:23:08
as energy storage it needs to be kept under pressure.
02:23:12
Let's technically not all that difficult.
02:23:15
But did you do that or did she do that?
02:23:16
No. That's.
02:23:18
So this is cut ins like that.
02:23:20
You've got a bigger problem.
02:23:21
It's not just because it's such.
02:23:23
She's never done anything like that.
02:23:25
It was happening all the time.
02:23:27
So you need to keep that a great stop.
02:23:29
This effects highly explosive to be useful as energy storage.
02:23:33
It needs to be. You don't believe it? That is.
02:23:36
That's technically not all that difficult, but it's inconvenient.
02:23:39
Yeah. It's like this amazing time.
02:23:41
How did you have that ready?
02:23:43
But right in her sentence, a bigger problem is that I facing her it,
02:23:47
which is small atom, creeps
02:23:48
into pretty much all materials and quickly degrades them.
02:23:52
This affects everything,
02:23:55
tends to
02:23:55
point to electronics, and makes maintenance.
02:23:59
Then there's the issue of the fuel cells.
02:24:01
That's just from the hydrogen.
02:24:04
I won't require rare metals, but the biggest saving.
02:24:07
So it goes against the efficient using energy to create hydrogen
02:24:12
and then converting that back into energy has an efficiency.
02:24:16
Somewhere around 40%.
02:24:18
Optimistically, realistically, it's far lower
02:24:21
because hydrogen production as a chemical process
02:24:24
becomes less efficient the more often you have to ramp it up and die.
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eastern to do to restore energy from intermittent renewables.
02:24:35
Basically using hydrogen for energy storage
02:24:38
is like trying to run a marathon in flip flops.
02:24:41
You'll get somewhere, but that's probably the emergency room.
02:24:45
Yet. The USA, the UK and the EU have all invested
02:24:49
heavily into this, but now the numbers are coming in.
02:24:52
Still not looking good.
02:24:54
In April, the British accounting firm PricewaterhouseCoopers published a report
02:24:59
about the status of green hydrogen projects worldwide.
02:25:03
In this figure, you see a comparison of the plans
02:25:06
for 2030 in light pink with reality.
02:25:09
That's the black dots.
02:25:11
The dots are hard to see because they're so small.
02:25:13
To give you some numbers, the European target for 2030 is 120GW.
02:25:19
An installed capacity operational at the moment are 0.2.
02:25:23
The International Energy Agency has found pretty much
02:25:27
the same thing in a report that came out in the summer.
02:25:30
To reach the plans for 2030, we'd have to scale up production
02:25:34
of global green hydrogen by a factor 200 or so within six years.
02:25:39
I say it's the craziest power I've seen because I don't understand
02:25:43
how this could have happened.
02:25:45
Yes, I said bubble two and so is quantum computing.
02:25:49
There were cases.
02:25:50
At least I can see why the whole media took over the the they carried the water.
02:25:57
I mean, they said it was the next and it wasn't ready.
02:25:59
And there isn't it doesn't make enough energy
02:26:01
now maybe manipulated by the oil companies that there
02:26:04
obviously there's probably some of that influence happening.
02:26:06
But it's all true.
02:26:08
It's not ready for prime time
02:26:11
happened and the investors know it now.
02:26:14
But hydrogen do you want to speculate?
02:26:16
What happened is that it was a case of green hydrogen lobby overturning.
02:26:21
Also, I believe that's what I just advise.
02:26:24
The European Court of Auditors said it's way better use.
02:26:27
Fact checking body recently
02:26:29
had a close look at the EU Commission's plans for a hydrogen economy.
02:26:33
It found that the plants are simply unrealistic.
02:26:36
They were never achievable.
02:26:38
They've reached that renewable hydrogen target.
02:26:40
It's were driven by political will rather than being based
02:26:44
on robust analysis and speculation.
02:26:47
For what happened is that the lobbyist came from the fossil fuel industry.
02:26:52
This is plausible
02:26:54
because almost all current hydrogen production comes from natural gas.
02:26:58
This is the so-called blue hydrogen.
02:27:00
If we designed our economy to work with hydrogen,
02:27:03
but then the green hydrogen doesn't come by.
02:27:06
We just be using natural gas in a less energy efficient way.
02:27:11
You can see why BP might like the idea.
02:27:13
I don't know if either of these is true.
02:27:16
I'm not much of a conspiracy theorist, and I tend to think that this wasn't
02:27:20
so much lobbying, and also what psychologists call motivated reasoning.
02:27:25
It sounds like a good idea. People like it.
02:27:28
They wanted to believe it.
02:27:31
Yeah, well, virtue and good intentions doesn't change reality.
02:27:34
I should really look into this.
02:27:37
To me, science is more than a profession.
02:27:39
It's a way to understand the world and how to solve problems.
02:27:43
This is no shit. Green.
02:27:46
I'll be honest with you, I really it takes me a little bit of time
02:27:49
to understand what he was saying.
02:27:51
You know what I mean?
02:27:52
I think that's a that's a Shiva.
02:27:56
It was a she.
02:27:57
No, I just telling you it wasn't right what he did to YouTube.
02:28:00
And, you know, I said she I said Shiva, I,
02:28:04
I don't know,
02:28:07
she Bappa Lula.
02:28:11
Well, Gary.
02:28:16
Disclaimer the unfiltered and crude proclamation of Java.
02:28:19
Hi, Dave. Hi, Dave. Hi, Dave.
02:28:21
Listen up before we dive deeper into this circus of crudeness and uncensored
02:28:26
banter, here's our no, not Big Bad Dave served with a side of flash humor
02:28:30
jibber look, we're here for a good time, not a jibber correct time.
02:28:34
All right?
02:28:35
In this crazy world, we're snowflakes, applesauce and jabber critic.
02:28:39
We're just trying to spread some joy without stepping on too many toes.
02:28:42
So here's an article II.
02:28:44
Let's get jabber,
02:28:45
the sole jabber of our discourse, be it from guests, hosts, or any random love.
02:28:50
What is particularly your funny bone
02:28:52
teaser gray matter and illuminate the path to a mirthful existence?
02:28:56
Any semblance of seriousness is gibber accidental article
02:28:59
to jabber everyone equally.
02:29:01
We're equal gibber offenders. All right.
02:29:03
We don't give a hoot about your gibber
02:29:05
race, religion, or whether you prefer cats or dogs.
02:29:08
We're here to roast everyone from politicians
02:29:10
to gibber to our own sorry selves. Monday gibber.
02:29:13
Say not even grandmas apple pie.
02:29:15
Article three. Screw political jabber.
02:29:17
Listen, we ain't here to hold your hand or jabber anything.
02:29:20
So if hard jabber offend you, tough luck.
02:29:23
We're not responsible for any ruffled feathers or gibber feelings.
02:29:26
Big bad day.
02:29:27
You can take the heat.
02:29:28
We promise we'll dish out some belly laughs
02:29:30
and maybe a couple of gibber article.
02:29:32
I gibber fake news, alert.
02:29:34
The tales, rumors, and downright lies you hear here
02:29:37
are as chipper as a $3 bill and day by day these are people.
02:29:41
Whether alive or pushing up daisies is purely gibber
02:29:45
and probably a result of us hitting the bottle too hard.
02:29:48
Pretty sure the Earth is round, but jabber, who cares?
02:29:51
Article de cause why not?
02:29:54
Parody and gibber are our bread and butter folks any likeness to actual people
02:29:58
or characters is just having a laugh, not a reason for a jabber.
02:30:02
We might not be the type.
02:30:04
Hi Dave, sure know how to stir up some trouble.
02:30:07
So in closing, I think this disclaimer is a little extra important today.
02:30:11
So hopefully everybody's reading it.
02:30:13
We're just here to crack a few tasteless joke.
02:30:15
Everyone has some jabber.
02:30:17
Everyone is reading it.
02:30:18
I hope that life's too short to be serious all the frickin time.
02:30:21
So buckle up buttercup.
02:30:23
And get ready for a wild ride through the whole neighborhood
02:30:27
in your Nazi wheezing gurgle and stomp on your head to your cheeks.
02:30:30
A purple.
02:30:33
Man, Dave, give you tube goodbye.
02:30:37
Ding ding ding I'll take you with me a a and then smash
02:30:40
you together like stone cold beer.
02:30:42
Taking its dear sweet time.
02:30:43
Bye twit.
02:30:44
Ding ding ding.
02:30:44
People don't even know we're on Twitch.
02:30:47
Thank you, thank you. And your bitch by the ear.
02:30:48
And then smash you together like stone cold beer.
02:30:50
Although you know what?
02:30:52
Speaking of Twitch, I just got
02:30:55
I got a text document
02:30:57
from Amazon which is connected to Twitch, but I never got any revenue.
02:31:00
But they want me to pay taxes on some revenue.
02:31:03
I looked everywhere, I put in an inquiry, but who knows?
02:31:08
Oh, let's just call them.
02:31:11
Where is it?
02:31:12
Everything moved a little bit. There it is.
02:31:25
Ladies and gentlemen,
02:31:28
let's get ready
02:31:31
to act.
02:31:32
I'll take you in your bits about it here,
02:31:34
and then smash it together like stone cold beer.
02:31:36
You ready to rumble?
02:31:42
All right, let's get it.
02:31:43
Let's hit it.
02:31:44
Okay.
02:31:45
So seriously.
02:31:47
Oh. There's so much.
02:31:52
This is the last one.
02:31:55
Yeah.
02:31:57
And Sandra tells me when you walked away.
02:32:00
When you walked away,
02:32:02
they responded.
02:32:03
This one.
02:32:06
Being ignored is bullying.
02:32:07
That's that's, That is correct. Yep.
02:32:11
No, they're like they're saying it ironically.
02:32:12
They're saying they're saying like they're saying, right.
02:32:15
Being ignored is bullying. Like okay.
02:32:17
Yeah, we're saying I'm not like ignoring someone is not all I know.
02:32:21
But I accidentally got it right.
02:32:25
Right.
02:32:28
I think it depends on the level.
02:32:30
Just just not responding.
02:32:31
If you, you know, you really don't have to engage.
02:32:33
Everything they said is true.
02:32:35
Yeah, but if you're not going to argue with it, fine out in public.
02:32:38
But if you're working with someone.
02:32:39
Oh yeah, I've got some.
02:32:40
That's actually I'm following the process of work.
02:32:45
Yeah.
02:32:45
You did nothing to me.
02:32:49
I think that's shirtless Joe.
02:32:51
No, this is E.J..
02:32:55
What's is that now?
02:32:56
We don't want to say any last names.
02:32:58
No, I don't know why anybody would put their last name.
02:33:00
Maybe it's nobody's first name.
02:33:03
Is Philip strange to put your last name and your birth date, I believe.
02:33:07
What?
02:33:08
All right.
02:33:09
February 2nd, 1994.
02:33:11
You have have speech February 4th.
02:33:13
But you were. You were close.
02:33:15
Yeah. Are
02:33:17
before Fury 12.
02:33:19
You have the for you. Right.
02:33:20
It was nice but you were born in 23 right.
02:33:22
To not engage with you.
02:33:23
He has a September 4th 2020.
02:33:25
He has to work with him.
02:33:26
So yes, he has to engage with them.
02:33:28
He does not have the right to not engage with them in that process.
02:33:31
Otherwise, if he does not want to engage with them, he needs to then leave his job.
02:33:35
Well, you know, and E.J.
02:33:37
Phillips, what exactly are you looking for?
02:33:39
I mean, he's already apparently they did
02:33:42
a great job professionally and removed the problem from the situation.
02:33:45
So the situation is over.
02:33:47
Are you suggesting that the situation problem is this is important.
02:33:52
He needs she or he or they need to hear this.
02:33:54
Are you suggesting
02:33:55
that you would like to continue this by your own actions at this point?
02:33:58
Because be clear on that before you make your next choice.
02:34:01
Please be clear.
02:34:04
We need you to be clear so that we can then make our next choices
02:34:08
and have our next show and express our free speech or not.
02:34:13
Because I wasn't even really angry.
02:34:14
I didn't even really give a shit till right now.
02:34:16
I'm not.
02:34:17
I still don't give a shit, but I just like to.
02:34:19
Yeah, I don't really give a shit.
02:34:20
I'm just trying to play to their level to see how they respond.
02:34:23
I don't know, I don't want to feed the troll,
02:34:24
but I actually just grabbed a bag of crackers and I apologize.
02:34:28
You were right, I was wrong.
02:34:29
I apologize why they got to be crackers, bro? That's right.
02:34:31
I really can't.
02:34:33
You picked up on that.
02:34:34
I really can't say it any better than Whitney Cummings did on New Year's Eve.
02:34:37
If anybody didn't see this, this is exactly what I think.
02:34:39
No, I didn't 2024 election fried our brains.
02:34:42
I did not hold a primary because they were too busy holding a body up right.
02:34:48
Are we still rolling in my office?
02:34:49
Go for it.
02:34:51
It was amazing that the pro-choice party didn't
02:34:53
give their voters one when it came to the presidential candidate.
02:34:56
Tom was forced on us so hard.
02:34:58
You think she was pounded by Pfizer or Moderna?
02:35:01
Whichever one. Oh, God.
02:35:03
And you just gave me a very scary logo, and she is 100% right.
02:35:07
And you can just tell that CNN, I thought it was your talk and we cut her off.
02:35:10
Do we cut away? Do we interrupt her? What do we do?
02:35:12
They were just left completely speechless in the most hilarious way possible,
02:35:16
because we all know that CNN is effectively a propaganda.
02:35:20
I love going around the country because you see that Americans.
02:35:22
Yes, I liked her, but you got a name for people that didn't like her.
02:35:27
What's that?
02:35:29
I said I liked her at first.
02:35:30
When I first got wind of her,
02:35:32
I forget what she was doing, but, maybe some of the things she was on.
02:35:36
And then I got on with her because she got really annoying.
02:35:38
And now I kind of like her again.
02:35:40
I have a problem with that statement.
02:35:43
Why do we have to like her? Why can't we just.
02:35:45
So I'm not. I'm.
02:35:46
This is not as a and I'm not, like, attacking you, but I sound like I am
02:35:49
because I'm still a little hot from the fucking commenter.
02:35:51
And I'm just sharing a statement that I agreed with.
02:35:54
I don't know, Whitney Cummings.
02:35:56
I the just this statement the her, not me.
02:35:58
There's not no ad like her comedy hurt her what she
02:36:02
oh I know, I know, but most people she could say it's like brilliant.
02:36:05
But if they don't like her, the statement is also unlike what it's like.
02:36:09
Oh, I like, you know,
02:36:12
Forrest Gump.
02:36:13
That doesn't mean, like, I like all the stagehands and the,
02:36:16
you know, the, you know, the costume director, you know, like, I'm right,
02:36:20
but you get what I'm saying?
02:36:21
Like, you're making a you're taking too
02:36:22
front of a statement out of a specific Hitler.
02:36:25
Whitney Cummings, Hitler bad, by the way, they could,
02:36:27
you know, they all could have said
02:36:28
something brilliant saying idiotic or comedy on different levels.
02:36:32
And it seemed like I was in step with her comedy.
02:36:35
And then I felt like she was overexposed and got kind of annoying.
02:36:38
She even admitted it because she leaned way far one way too much and she didn't.
02:36:43
She doesn't really like it anymore because you know,
02:36:46
pretty obvious.
02:36:47
But I agree with everything.
02:36:49
Everything you said too.
02:36:50
She she was shut the fuck up.
02:36:52
She was hilarious at one point.
02:36:54
And then she got all, you know what it was?
02:36:56
It was when she was writing TV for that.
02:37:00
Two Broke Girls show.
02:37:01
Horrible. She went all woman like.
02:37:02
And it wasn't funny to us.
02:37:04
I think we're we're not we're not women.
02:37:07
So it wasn't really a fair.
02:37:08
She had her own sitcom, didn't she?
02:37:10
I think that might have been.
02:37:11
She had her own sitcom, too. Yeah. Chris.
02:37:12
And it was.
02:37:14
That was it. That was it.
02:37:16
I thought that was going to be a decent show, and it sucked.
02:37:18
And I was like, okay, she's not that good.
02:37:21
But still, though, that this what she's saying here is
02:37:24
well put about the other joke to, oh yeah, selling.
02:37:29
It's so hard that Americans really are more in this here.
02:37:32
How CNN the reason the problem is
02:37:34
how CNN makes everybody across the country fearful and stupid
02:37:38
more than they would be afraid, I'm sure pretty great.
02:37:41
And she's literally looking at the people doing it, mom, would mean that less
02:37:45
people want to come see me.
02:37:46
I'm not playing, you know, like 3000.
02:37:48
See, it is about the viewership of CNN these days when I show eyes,
02:37:53
all eyes are on this show and you can tell that that one
02:37:56
really hit home with Anderson Cooper, who just took a massive pay cut.
02:38:00
And CNN is laying off tangent at CNN has gotten in months.
02:38:03
And it's that I thought it was her.
02:38:05
She's she had a great little monologue.
02:38:07
I didn't realize it was commentary on it.
02:38:09
That's my fault. See, I make mistakes too.
02:38:11
Please don't believe me.
02:38:13
Following on,
02:38:16
there has not been one fucked up on tonight's show.
02:38:21
Do I make it over to Rumble?
02:38:22
All right?
02:38:22
Yeah. You know, you got me questioning everything, so.
02:38:25
Yeah. Monday.
02:38:27
Come on, Dave, one day don't come.
02:38:30
You want him to come on, Dave, I want Dave.
02:38:32
Yeah, let's.
02:38:34
Come on.
02:38:35
Dave.
02:38:38
But who's Dave?
02:38:41
Dave's just like, a euphemism for anyone.
02:38:49
Oh, did I, did I lose the.
02:38:51
That's the video that's gone, right? The.
02:38:57
A guy got a letter from
02:39:00
his homeowner's association saying that the vegans in the neighborhood
02:39:03
were complaining about the aroma of meat
02:39:05
when you guys were talking about vegans shouldn't mess with meat eaters.
02:39:09
I was supposed to play it, but the video is now missing.
02:39:13
That's weird.
02:39:16
It's kind of weird.
02:39:19
It's a conspiracy, I tell you.
02:39:20
I know who did it, but I won't say.
02:39:24
PJ Phillips 2494 six.
02:39:27
We gather to certify the results.
02:39:30
Hey, today or yesterday was epiphany.
02:39:33
Happy epiphany for power.
02:39:35
It's the day that most of our history we took for granted the sixth.
02:39:40
But I hope we never take it for granted again.
02:39:43
You know, four years ago, January 6th, this Capitol was attacked
02:39:47
by a violent mob.
02:39:48
And, you know, before I it was visited
02:39:52
a former president I welcome is watching what was going on guests
02:39:57
dining off of my awesome Oval Office.
02:40:00
You know, our democracy is really literally being test you.
02:40:03
Sounds like me.
02:40:05
Yeah.
02:40:05
During the Brady draw show. Yeah.
02:40:08
Because of the bravery of the Capitol Police and the local people who stood
02:40:12
as well of.
02:40:16
Oh, that was way too easy to fight.
02:40:18
Everyone clap your platform, give them the respect and support they deserve.
02:40:21
But he's like groping that podium.
02:40:24
Yeah. Who's holding them up?
02:40:27
You know, such is life.
02:40:28
Courageously.
02:40:29
Yeah it is. He is leaning to the side.
02:40:31
A little bit of courage.
02:40:32
This transfer of power.
02:40:34
The losing party never even showed up. No.
02:40:37
Never showed up for the view they did for.
02:40:39
And everybody understand that this is me.
02:40:41
Why are you being nice, Joe?
02:40:42
Why you come over to the office for two hours?
02:40:44
Why are you cooperating?
02:40:46
He's got rules. Matter.
02:40:49
Institutions matter.
02:40:50
The safe car.
02:40:51
He did give up her power peacefully.
02:40:55
Yeah.
02:40:57
That's not the story they told you.
02:40:59
No, it's. You know what is amazing? I got somebody really upset today.
02:41:01
I said,
02:41:02
you know, there's a lot of people that were kind of concerned about
02:41:05
the outcome of this election, but there's no way
02:41:08
they're going to go protest because they're scared to death. Do you know why
02:41:12
January 6th, 2020,
02:41:15
their agenda was to make sure that anybody that ever thought of protesting or even,
02:41:19
heaven forbid, overturning the government because, you know, redress of
02:41:23
and if the whole, you know, Independence Day,
02:41:26
if a government were supposed to get a new government. Right.
02:41:29
But nowadays that is considered terrorism.
02:41:33
I think
02:41:35
it was all just to scare people from questioning anything,
02:41:38
protesting anything, especially around Washington.
02:41:41
And it worked.
02:41:42
It worked 100%.
02:41:43
Nobody's ever going to have a large gathering down there ever again.
02:41:46
Even if people are planning it, reasonable people will step in and say, nope,
02:41:50
it'll never work again.
02:41:52
That, to me is sad.
02:41:55
More sad than the fake made up shit.
02:41:57
There was some bad stuff, but I don't.
02:41:59
How can I keep this is a this isn't just a meme.
02:42:02
How can you have an insurrection without weapons?
02:42:05
Yeah, that that's kind of confusing to me.
02:42:08
And then nobody can answer.
02:42:09
Oh, there were weapons they had pulled. Yeah.
02:42:11
Okay. Yeah.
02:42:12
How can you have an insurrection with real without real weapons?
02:42:15
None of them.
02:42:19
And now it's a very sensitive topic too.
02:42:21
So it's that's another thing.
02:42:22
It's proven again by this stupid event.
02:42:25
You can't talk about anything nowadays.
02:42:26
People are so sensitive. Yeah.
02:42:30
All right, there's a new comment.
02:42:31
Honestly, I'm afraid to click it.
02:42:32
Should I click it or should we just let it rest?
02:42:35
Are you sure it it it's a click.
02:42:38
It's from.
02:42:41
It is a 65 year
02:42:43
old jazz player that clearly is not this person.
02:42:49
Here we go to brass bashing my brother in law.
02:42:51
Okay, so it's personal. That's why that makes perfect sense.
02:42:54
You know you want to just, you want to just apologize
02:42:59
for hurting this person's feelings and we can move on.
02:43:04
You were right, I was wrong.
02:43:05
I apologize, I don't think that's true.
02:43:11
You are bashing my brother in law.
02:43:13
I'm sorry.
02:43:14
You are bashing my brother in law
02:43:17
simply for exercising his right not to engage you.
02:43:20
So who's bullying who?
02:43:22
All right, so we never.
02:43:24
All right,
02:43:24
so your statement, I everything you said, I've either said that's true, I agree.
02:43:27
And we've moved on or not. Nobody bashed anybody.
02:43:30
I've, I've maybe done some bashing, but I don't know the person at all.
02:43:34
Like, you bashed our fictitious Dave.
02:43:36
Our Dave covers all day just making our show.
02:43:40
Dave.
02:43:40
Dave which Dave are they talking about?
02:43:43
Yeah, if they're making it personal.
02:43:45
Yeah.
02:43:45
You seem to be personifying our fictional Dave to your brother in law.
02:43:49
Yeah, we are not doing that.
02:43:51
How so? Who's boring? Who?
02:43:53
If you honestly are asking who's so who's bullying who?
02:43:56
Which it would be.
02:43:56
So who's bullying whom?
02:43:58
It's like right now, right?
02:44:00
Or ma'am, it's you.
02:44:01
And I don't know.
02:44:02
I always ask people this. What is your outcome?
02:44:04
What are you looking for? And I will help you achieve that.
02:44:06
But at this point, I have no idea what you're looking for except helping us.
02:44:10
Because we have more views than we have ever had right now.
02:44:13
Yeah, it's pretty impressive.
02:44:14
If, if and again, I want to thank you.
02:44:16
You got what you were.
02:44:17
You got what you wanted. So why.
02:44:19
Yeah. You got you got what you want and we're getting what we want.
02:44:22
What's the problem? Oh 43 on a Monday.
02:44:24
What do you what are you doing here? That's
02:44:26
going to work in the morning.
02:44:29
Yeah.
02:44:29
We don't I mean, he doesn't
02:44:32
I, I actually I do have to work but I'm free.
02:44:35
I'm available.
02:44:36
You notice I've been very clear not to mention anything about where
02:44:39
anyways,
02:44:43
just out of respect, though,
02:44:44
not because I can't or I shouldn't, just out of my own choice.
02:44:47
Self-censorship is perfectly fine, but other people censoring
02:44:51
is just a weird form of evil that people don't understand.
02:44:54
Yeah, I don't understand because they're ignorant.
02:44:58
And it's not your brother in law.
02:45:00
It's the other day.
02:45:03
Seriously, it's.
02:45:04
They don't eat. It's not even the same Dave. It's.
02:45:07
Which is a different. See, I will see.
02:45:09
I was right, I love it sometimes virtue in
02:45:15
motion just gets in the way of logic and reason.
02:45:18
I didn't know he was ignoring me though, I.
02:45:20
So whatever.
02:45:22
Oh, so maybe they were both ignoring me.
02:45:24
I just didn't notice the brother a lot.
02:45:28
Oh there's two
02:45:29
Dave, there's two Dave's, there's another God.
02:45:32
This is what a revelation. News.
02:45:35
Breaking news.
02:45:36
Yeah, but which.
02:45:44
Is. Oh, I fucking hit the wrong button.
02:45:46
I'm sorry.
02:45:46
There is more than one Dave on Universe.
02:45:51
Yeah, but as far as Sandra, Dave doesn't know that one day.
02:45:55
Oh, and they're both assholes.
02:45:58
Okay, well, now, nobody's saying that
02:46:00
no one did let you know what I like, but I don't.
02:46:03
I like to let assholes prove themselves first before I decide whatever.
02:46:07
So a lot of times, I know people like you.
02:46:10
I understand your point of view. Come in hot.
02:46:11
Everybody's an asshole with me that you're not. Oh, right.
02:46:14
You know what?
02:46:15
You get hurt a lot less than I do.
02:46:17
I appreciate your point of view. It's a better way to be.
02:46:19
It's it's it's the only. You know what?
02:46:20
Weirdly, that's the only place where I'm not really skeptical.
02:46:23
I assume out of the doubt and I get hurt.
02:46:25
They prove otherwise. I get hurt all the time.
02:46:30
But I don't let people hurt me anymore.
02:46:34
I don't let them hurt me anymore.
02:46:35
I don't sound like a for their movie quote.
02:46:37
We've got a case of mistaken identity, though.
02:46:42
Especially the fucking 13 year old drinking a Bud Light.
02:46:46
You got I honestly haven't.
02:46:47
They're gonna love.
02:46:49
They're gonna love this. It's good.
02:46:51
I don't love it.
02:46:52
Rock, paper scissors.
02:46:54
Shoot right there. Rock.
02:46:57
She throws scissors and she's fucked.
02:47:00
The winner is wicked fingers.
02:47:03
He's taking the trophy home. Wow.
02:47:07
They have a big bad bulb. Wow,
02:47:10
there's no sound. Gotta love it.
02:47:12
That's the thing. One paper, scissors.
02:47:15
Shoot right there.
02:47:16
Rock sheep, throw scissors and she's fucked the winner.
02:47:22
Back and forth. Oh, no.
02:47:23
Right a dick once again. That's number three.
02:47:25
That is a rare, rare sight.
02:47:27
Hit the dick three times in tennis.
02:47:28
Meanwhile, Woody Harrelson is baked out of his mind.
02:47:31
I had a good ball back and forth.
02:47:32
Oh, no. Right.
02:47:34
Yeah, that's number three I applaud you.
02:47:36
Would I ever thought to put a clip?
02:47:38
Is he always at tennis or something, or did he just pick him?
02:47:40
That's brilliant. I had a good volley here back in.
02:47:42
Oh no I've a dick once again. That's number three.
02:47:45
That is a rare, rare sight in the dick.
02:47:47
Three times in tennis.
02:47:48
Meanwhile, Woody Harrelson is baked out of his mind.
02:47:52
Nice.
02:47:53
Just whipping through the clips, whipping through the clips and only clip.
02:47:57
You know,
02:47:59
I got a whole free guy show, but I don't really see any reason
02:48:02
to show that anymore.
02:48:03
It's a great movie.
02:48:04
Did you see it? Yeah, I own it here.
02:48:07
No, sister, sex is like practice sex.
02:48:12
Well, I'm sorry I missed that.
02:48:13
Could you play that again if I were crazy?
02:48:17
Yeah, I don't know. No.
02:48:18
Go back to making fun. A nice joke.
02:48:20
No, sister, sex is like practice sex.
02:48:23
When did you say that? We need to start.
02:48:25
I see, let's see.
02:48:26
I have that one.
02:48:27
Makes things not gay fun.
02:48:30
What makes things nice?
02:48:31
Yeah. Is it good to know it?
02:48:32
But that's what.
02:48:38
Is it gay?
02:48:39
It is gay.
02:48:42
Nothing says I'm straight.
02:48:43
Quite like a with a.
02:48:45
Oh, I didn't, I didn't
02:48:48
I? I determine that pro wrestling fans are gay.
02:48:53
I figured that out.
02:48:54
Finish it.
02:48:56
Yeah.
02:49:00
Where you just disappear.
02:49:01
I love when he does that.
02:49:02
But yeah, well, I wish you.
02:49:08
You guys, can you recognize what do you follow me?
02:49:11
Do you go talk amongst yourself for the chat out of my office.
02:49:15
I'll carry dogs. Do that.
02:49:18
You know that dog?
02:49:19
Oh, yeah.
02:49:19
Gary, you do have all the characteristics of a dog, Gary,
02:49:25
I didn't make it, I swear.
02:49:26
All right, next week we're going to have.
02:49:28
What did we say?
02:49:30
No. Fourth as our you know, we have a what did she say?
02:49:32
What did he say.
02:49:33
What did they say?
02:49:35
Oh, no. You're going out next week.
02:49:37
We're going to have a what did we say that oh was pronouns.
02:49:42
So I try to invent a couple games for the show.
02:49:45
You be very good.
02:49:46
I don't know how well it's going to go, but you know how we have the spin.
02:49:51
Yeah. Now, you know what?
02:49:52
I haven't worked out the rules yet.
02:49:54
I'm going to take that back. Never mind.
02:49:56
Okay.
02:49:58
I'm going to explain some of the games although.
02:49:59
So you guys can be ready for next week. We have another game called tell me.
02:50:02
Tell me I'm wrong.
02:50:03
Okay. You're, we're going to where we.
02:50:05
Because we spun the wheel for a year.
02:50:06
You know it's it's yeah whatever.
02:50:08
I don't like cigarets or I don't like driving.
02:50:10
You know. It's that's whatever we wrote.
02:50:11
We're done right this year. Right?
02:50:13
We're going to spin a wheel and we're going to spin
02:50:15
another wheel that gives us what we have to do.
02:50:16
And in some cases it may be different.
02:50:18
And like, for example, tell me I'm wrong.
02:50:20
You have to you have to argue the your opposing view
02:50:23
and convince me that you're wrong.
02:50:26
Yes. I don't like that about it, man.
02:50:29
And then we have another yummy.
02:50:31
We have another one
02:50:33
that is going to be called
02:50:35
Six Degrees of Renton bacon.
02:50:38
Okay.
02:50:39
What to say? What?
02:50:39
I'm going to give you two words and think the six rants.
02:50:43
You're going to have to connect them.
02:50:44
Okay. Oh, no. For what?
02:50:46
And my favorite ones this is going to be the most challenging one.
02:50:49
It's going to be our nation.
02:50:51
We're going to have a rant relay okay.
02:50:54
The rant relay. We spin the wheel.
02:50:57
We always get a random.
02:50:58
We got you got a rant for like 10s.
02:51:00
Yeah, yeah.
02:51:01
Then stop.
02:51:02
And then the next person has to rant.
02:51:03
And if you didn't, yeah.
02:51:05
If you hesitate or repeat concept or any rant,
02:51:09
then you to I love it.
02:51:12
And if you lose, well we'll have to figure that out.
02:51:15
Yeah.
02:51:17
And this is amazing to your actions.
02:51:20
I believe you should be allowed to break body
02:51:24
and break from gas, to break whoever I believe should be allowed to get off
02:51:28
course, gets thrown in the street with no vaccinations, no repeats.
02:51:31
Don't repeat after losers, just get something in the pit.
02:51:34
Oh, there's the kid, but don't shit.
02:51:37
Don't start to get ready for thunder. Don't fucking don't stop it.
02:51:40
Don't let them see you go. Dum dum dum dum.
02:51:43
Let's get ready to prop up all.
02:51:49
On a baby penis in the sand a clear penis.
02:51:53
Well, all the jokes are going to have to change.
02:51:54
Because it's supposed to be what he used to make for a living.
02:51:59
You see, butt plugs?
02:52:02
Oh, yeah.
02:52:03
Some kind of dildo thing. Yeah.
02:52:05
Yeah, man. Dave.
02:52:11
Yep. Okay.
02:52:16
So next week we'll play the games because it's just too serious.
02:52:18
I don't feel like playing games this week.
02:52:21
Yeah, that's a somber day. Being January.
02:52:23
It is kind of a Sandra Day calendar. And
02:52:27
I don't know, I'm attacking 2025 with renewed vigor.
02:52:31
I do it, I try to be myself.
02:52:33
Frees up to keep that up. I
02:52:39
you said attack is all I did.
02:52:43
In this
02:52:44
this is I don't know why I'm going to show it, but I am.
02:52:47
Oh, you are.
02:52:50
Oh, it's not moving.
02:52:51
But it's supposed to move.
02:52:55
Oh that's hilarious
02:52:58
I love that.
02:53:03
What else we got?
02:53:04
I got this,
02:53:05
you know, the song we heard.
02:53:09
In the clip, you know how you pray?
02:53:10
There we go. How about this? Yeah.
02:53:14
I remember every detail of it
02:53:16
from the baby girl incredibly vividly.
02:53:20
I remember every detail of it, from the shot
02:53:23
ringing out to the insurrectionist pounding on the doors of the gallery.
02:53:28
We were told to pull out our gas masks.
02:53:30
Which was the one I never seen.
02:53:33
Never killed her.
02:53:34
And then we were told to get down on to the floor.
02:53:38
Paul says today the facts are clear.
02:53:41
How do you convince people,
02:53:43
as someone who was there firsthand, that this actually happened?
02:53:45
I don't know that we can get to it completely.
02:53:48
There is always probably going to be some group of people who refuses to believe
02:53:52
that what happened happened.
02:53:54
Yet, she says she's frustrated,
02:53:56
even though hundreds of insurrectionists have been arrested and charged.
02:54:00
They the prosecution is waiting for the police
02:54:03
or that certain Republicans continue to press misinformation.
02:54:07
Did anyone get hurt?
02:54:09
Like, you know, you could just say that like,
02:54:12
I don't know, a little girl being frightened by a bee because, like,
02:54:15
or even a ladybug like my, my girlfriend's niece's
02:54:19
is afraid of ladybugs, and it's like a it's not going to hurt you.
02:54:23
But she doesn't know that. And so she just freaks out into her.
02:54:25
It's like death defying, you know what I mean?
02:54:27
Like, yeah, these people, because they.
02:54:29
She could have just been like, oh, God, I'm afraid
02:54:33
fear is a powerful tool if you wait.
02:54:35
Just random people entering the Capitol, they're like, oh my God,
02:54:38
they're going to lose their victimhood and they won't know what to do next.
02:54:41
Were and then were two hoods that have been victimized
02:54:44
right.
02:54:47
Now, what they should have done
02:54:48
was just give the silent treatment to those protesters.
02:54:51
Yeah.
02:54:51
And that would have been that would have been it.
02:54:54
Yeah.
02:54:55
You have.
02:54:57
Yeah.
02:54:58
I agree it is always the most effective tactic.
02:55:02
It always works.
02:55:05
Well, what we've learned today is every action,
02:55:08
whether free or not, has an opposite.
02:55:12
Now actually that's I was gonna say as an opposite equal reaction.
02:55:14
But that's, that's a, that's a dream.
02:55:16
It's never it's not always obvious and equal,
02:55:18
but it, there's, there's a chance of a, there's a chance of repercussions.
02:55:21
There's a chance of of a reaction.
02:55:23
So what I'm trying to say, any action you take, whether you have the
02:55:27
whether you're allowed to do it or not, may have a counter action.
02:55:33
I'm okay with that.
02:55:34
Yeah, absolutely.
02:55:38
As long as you're aware
02:55:40
that you're not the center of the universe and other people that also may think
02:55:42
they're the center of the universe, we all cohabit the space.
02:55:47
We should all be very considerate of one another, which I like to think I am.
02:55:50
I like to think you are.
02:55:51
I don't think everyone else is.
02:55:53
The weird part is, is that virtues and feelings get in the way of the truth.
02:55:56
Sometimes.
02:55:56
And sometimes sometimes, maybe even.
02:55:58
I'm guilty of this.
02:56:00
We are the one that's causing the problem.
02:56:02
And because we're in the midst of the problem,
02:56:03
kind of the force through the trees, we really have no idea,
02:56:06
because nobody else from outside is willing or brave enough to tell us.
02:56:10
So I appreciate when somebody tells me when I'm making a mistake,
02:56:12
and I'm going to take every complaint seriously.
02:56:16
Amen.
02:56:17
What the fuck starts a conversation like that?
02:56:21
You guys have a big, radio show planned?
02:56:26
No, I we were going to cancel it in 2025.
02:56:29
It's just, you're doing too good lately.
02:56:32
Yeah, and
02:56:34
and you might say something that offends somebody,
02:56:36
and we don't want to take responsibility.
02:56:39
I'll take responsibility.
02:56:41
I take responsibility for things that I say.
02:56:43
But this show is like, I want to play a comedy that can draw.
02:56:47
Yeah. Oh. Me too.
02:56:50
You write in the disclaimer draw to anybody who's
02:56:53
compared in real life to our fictional show is completely coincidental.
02:56:57
And obviously,
02:56:59
obviously it's a comedy show.
02:57:02
It is very often based on a it's based on a true story,
02:57:04
but the kind of teaser you might.
02:57:12
Sometimes it's so fucking unreal.
02:57:13
It's like a fairy tale and it's 15 and two.
02:57:18
Unbelievable.
02:57:22
That's or no, it's sports and it doesn't matter.
02:57:24
No win or lose.
02:57:27
It does bring a lot of joy though, so maybe it doesn't matter.
02:57:31
See? Hold on.
02:57:32
Yeah, I just said something that wasn't true.
02:57:33
Just because it doesn't exist and isn't provable
02:57:35
and isn't tangible doesn't mean that it doesn't exist.
02:57:38
The joy created from this is not tangible,
02:57:40
is not real, so to speak, but it is absolutely real.
02:57:44
So how do you explain that paradox, that same reason I explain infinity?
02:57:49
Or what about crushing the hopes and dreams of the Minnesota Vikings fans?
02:57:53
This god hate Minnesota?
02:57:55
Well, whoever prays more wins the game.
02:57:57
You know how that works.
02:57:58
Again, yeah, I do know that Minnesota can pray as much.
02:58:01
Their players didn't look up and go,
02:58:04
oh, and honestly, I think it's Justin Jefferson.
02:58:07
He has like about $18 million worth of diamonds and no class.
02:58:11
If he would put a cross on there, he might catch one of those balls.
02:58:14
Yeah okay.
02:58:17
So for I was one of those balls I think
02:58:23
I got a chicken attack before you go.
02:58:25
I got a chicken.
02:58:26
That's not a good.
02:58:27
I'm not going anywhere as above. So below.
02:58:29
It's not a good.
02:58:31
You can't do that. Yeah. If you're not going anywhere. We're not.
02:58:33
It doesn't work. That is not a good slogan.
02:58:35
So is there a standard that you can't continue on your show follow ups.
02:58:40
Do you become different?
02:58:40
In our show, James Phillips yeah, I do like in the bottom.
02:58:44
Watch this. Aaron Joseph Phillips
02:58:48
Evan Joseph Phillips
02:58:54
what are you saying?
02:58:55
Yeah. He laughs.
02:58:56
It's a lot of them.
02:58:57
A 24, 24 and 94.
02:59:02
My new favorite fan.
02:59:05
Thanks for all the comments you're making.
02:59:07
My brother in law's never really exercised his right not to engage with me.
02:59:11
So who's bowling and who?
02:59:14
Oh, damn, I thought I looked you.
02:59:15
I thought your arena comment. I'm like, that is awesome.
02:59:18
I am and is really that's the that's what I see.
02:59:22
You are bashing my brother impulsively for exercising his right
02:59:25
to not engage with the so who's bowling and who
02:59:29
the values person.
02:59:31
That's.
02:59:32
Yeah, it's a valid question.
02:59:35
And again so this is I have a I have a problem.
02:59:39
This is a purple where everybody seems to be overreacting.
02:59:43
If somebody talks to you and somebody else gives you
02:59:45
the silent treatment, and then that person says, hey,
02:59:47
this person is giving me the silent treatment, how is any of that bullying?
02:59:50
It's not right.
02:59:52
One person is ignoring
02:59:53
and the other person is talking, and then that should be that.
02:59:56
All right.
02:59:56
And like my 711 kid, if I would have just not said
03:00:00
anything back to him, the exchange would have still happened
03:00:03
and I would have walked out and it was too much.
03:00:07
I don't really whatever. I don't really have to do too much.
03:00:09
But if I was working hand in hand with the person
03:00:12
and I needed to interact with them, that would then pose a problem.
03:00:16
If they are nonverbal.
03:00:17
With me purposefully running for.
03:00:21
It based on circumstance and in that circumstance.
03:00:23
That is then the harassment.
03:00:25
Because you are making my work
03:00:27
life more difficult and actually hindering the work process.
03:00:29
Whoa whoa whoa.
03:00:30
We don't need to bring her ass into anything
03:00:33
I really do because she wrote a letter.
03:00:34
Apparently.
03:00:37
Is that true? So.
03:00:38
Okay. All right, let's.
03:00:39
We're just going to talk about the elephant in the room.
03:00:41
Wait, I got to get rid of this first because it's on my screen.
03:00:44
And shout out to my wife.
03:00:45
Got a chicken attack.
03:00:46
You got a chicken attack sound?
03:00:48
It'll take me a minute.
03:00:50
I've added so many sounds to my board.
03:00:53
Here's a tip.
03:00:53
If you ever buy an A stream deck and you think, do I need the big one?
03:00:56
Just not the big one.
03:00:57
Anyway, let's play nothing but chicken attack from now on.
03:01:01
Thank you.
03:01:02
You're like,
03:01:04
oh no.
03:01:05
Oh my.
03:01:21
What?
03:01:21
The dog.
03:01:23
What they didn't show was the.
03:01:24
Don't tell me about the only game, okay? You.
03:01:27
Yeah, yeah.
03:01:28
The dog clearly let it go on for too long.
03:01:32
There were two bites.
03:01:37
Honestly.
03:01:38
And I'm not gay, and I don't like bestiality.
03:01:40
But those are two of the most magnificent balls I've ever seen. Gay.
03:01:43
And I do like bestiality.
03:01:45
And those are the most sickness balls I've ever seen.
03:01:48
I mean, seriously, did you see I got a, I mean, of
03:01:51
caused.
03:01:55
Oh, wait, I got him jingling. See?
03:02:00
Them Facebook doesn't let you fast forward or move.
03:02:03
It's so irritating.
03:02:04
No, I never knew that.
03:02:06
I honestly never do that or zoom in.
03:02:10
Can't. Oh, yeah. They got a that's a pinch.
03:02:14
That's the first one.
03:02:15
He didn't move for the first one.
03:02:16
He's just like yeah, that happens sometimes.
03:02:19
It's kind of like computer problems.
03:02:21
If a computer problem happens once and it goes away, dude, don't call me.
03:02:24
It's never going to come back.
03:02:26
It's not a problem if you bite my balls once, don't call me, okay?
03:02:30
Will you bite him again?
03:02:31
I'm going to run fucking.
03:02:34
You know, he was kind of like,
03:02:37
not that
03:02:39
magnificent balls they are.
03:02:40
So what was the bird thinking?
03:02:42
It was getting that some.
03:02:45
Probably an apple.
03:02:47
Certainly not a grape.
03:02:48
It was more of an apple.
03:02:55
Yep. Okay.
03:02:56
Now what?
03:02:58
I don't know, dog balls.
03:03:01
Chicken attack. Dog balls.
03:03:03
Did we already? Brady? Georgia.
03:03:05
Yeah.
03:03:06
If he's all right.
03:03:08
Makes no sense.
03:03:10
Well, he never whatever he did, he news.
03:03:13
Yeah. My fingers on the button.
03:03:15
That's okay a whole news I can't hear breaking news.
03:03:19
This one. Let me see if I move off. Okay.
03:03:27
Historic grindstone general store heavily, heavily damaged by fire.
03:03:31
This is in, the,
03:03:35
goddamn in between, Harbor, Port Austin and, Harbor Beach.
03:03:40
This is, in goddamn at grindstone.
03:03:44
Anyone else think those trees look like penises?
03:03:46
They do.
03:03:47
So there was a fire at the grindstone general store.
03:03:50
The wood 11, a historic landmark near Port Austin, went up in flames today.
03:03:54
A major fire caused heavy damage to the 139 year old Grindstone General store.
03:03:59
It happened around 315 this afternoon.
03:04:01
You're taking a look at that scene
03:04:03
where you could see the charred remains left behind
03:04:06
and the damage to the front of the store and roof.
03:04:08
The seasonal store is most famous for serving up generous portions
03:04:11
of ice cream during the summer season.
03:04:15
This place is
03:04:15
a, place where families come for generations to get ice cream cones.
03:04:20
And, a lot of memories are made here.
03:04:23
We're just happy that the owner is okay.
03:04:25
And we're happy that all the firefighters are okay.
03:04:29
But the real heroes who lost our community.
03:04:33
Several fire units from across Huron
03:04:34
County were on the scene attempting to put the fire out.
03:04:38
Officials tell ABC 12 the building is a loss.
03:04:40
Number one complaint by police.
03:04:43
Why did the firefighters get treated so nice?
03:04:46
So it's bullshit.
03:04:47
I, I was one of those, families that grew up
03:04:52
going there constantly.
03:04:56
And it's kind of sad because,
03:04:57
Al's in Harbor Beach, which was, all you can eat crab legs on the weekends.
03:05:03
For years and years and years.
03:05:05
That burned down like five years ago.
03:05:07
And, this thing burned down,
03:05:10
and they're destroying your childhood.
03:05:12
One building at a time.
03:05:14
Yeah, yeah, my whole, every building from my childhood gone.
03:05:17
Well, actually, not the house, but all the other hangouts.
03:05:20
Oh, every single one. Yeah, that's every hangout.
03:05:23
You know.
03:05:24
Yep. Or it's wine garden from.
03:05:27
I'd rather not say so.
03:05:28
Virtually today of all days, asshole.
03:05:31
Which is fucking birthday.
03:05:32
And anyway,
03:05:35
it's like at that point.
03:05:36
It's your pleasure, James.
03:05:37
Anything that happens after this is your friend Judd Phillips.
03:05:43
Eric.
03:05:44
Oh, shit. You're sad.
03:05:45
You're sad. Story is gone. I,
03:05:48
I can take that up.
03:05:49
No, the sad story is still there because, yeah, it's still making me sad.
03:05:53
It's kind of always there. Yeah.
03:05:55
And it said it hurts.
03:05:58
It really did.
03:05:58
I got criticized for saying that Bigfoot killed two men.
03:06:01
They said that was inaccurate. But I stand by my statement.
03:06:04
Yeah, because when it went
03:06:06
out, that idea of Bigfoot, those two men would still be alive.
03:06:09
Therefore, Bigfoot killed them. Yep.
03:06:11
All right, that's accurate.
03:06:15
Got that off my chest.
03:06:16
No, you're you're.
03:06:18
How dare you make that statement?
03:06:21
I can't, I thought it'd be funny to go over some numerology.
03:06:24
Dude figured out why Jaden.
03:06:26
Ivy got her, and I thought we could go over that and make fun of it.
03:06:30
Yeah, I love to make fun of someone that I've never heard.
03:06:33
If you don't know who Jane Ivy is,
03:06:34
then we have to go over it because he's wearing your shirt.
03:06:37
Oh. Yeah, I heard that.
03:06:39
Yeah. I don't pay attention anymore.
03:06:40
I've given up on.
03:06:42
Oh, listen to this.
03:06:43
Pretty much listen to this. Giving up pretty much everything.
03:06:45
Don't make fun or bully me aloud, but listen to this motherfucker.
03:06:50
See the jerseys I wear yesterday, January 1st, 2025.
03:06:55
Oh, yours.
03:06:56
You were.
03:06:57
Did you wear those really short shorts?
03:06:59
No, no, no, you're not there.
03:07:01
Those are back now. Those are back in style. No.
03:07:03
No way.
03:07:04
Look, this guy, he doesn't. His shorts are too short.
03:07:06
He had to wear other shorts. They're above the knee
03:07:10
we received.
03:07:11
Yeah, but no, I'm talking the bill and beer ones.
03:07:14
Yeah. They they weren't above the knee.
03:07:16
They were above the hair.
03:07:17
Getting close to the.
03:07:19
I saw some motherfucker
03:07:20
on the street, like make it up or evidence that we in here.
03:07:24
Listen listen to how this guy explains like numbers or something
03:07:28
like a similar the numerology involved this is made of.
03:07:33
Yeah. Yeah.
03:07:33
This perfect logic makes sense for that.
03:07:36
I'm sorry.
03:07:37
Confirmation bias madness.
03:07:41
And we're going to talk about how this injury
03:07:44
played out by the numbers
03:07:47
through synchronicity.
03:07:48
Can you do it in the code of gematria? Yeah.
03:07:51
Let me go to this for you, Pericles.
03:07:54
Underbelly. Yeah. I think he's.
03:07:56
I think you need a script.
03:08:01
Look at those shorts.
03:08:03
Those are short shorts.
03:08:05
That was basketball in 1980.
03:08:08
Those are hot.
03:08:12
Oh, my gosh, is that comfortable?
03:08:14
It's just like you're not huggers.
03:08:17
The Notre Dame fighting.
03:08:19
Rumble!
03:08:21
Come on. Rumble.
03:08:22
So on YouTube, I can just hold my mouse pointer there.
03:08:24
I'm sure they make it two times.
03:08:27
Can't do that on Rumble Man, who was born in South Bend, Indiana, which is home
03:08:32
to the Notre Dame University, broke his fibula during a loose ball scramble.
03:08:36
The point of this is about the attack.
03:08:38
The point of this is it's absolutely ridiculous
03:08:42
that he's basing it on
03:08:45
in New Orleans. I'll let him do it.
03:08:46
The event on the right was indeed very simultaneously in gematria.
03:08:51
Notice how Ford has geometry of both 20 and 25.
03:08:55
Let's see what he says. Gematria.
03:08:56
I don't know what numerology term that was.
03:08:58
The phrase somehow makes sense. 2025.
03:09:02
So here's a look at the.
03:09:03
I sat down with somebody personally and had tried
03:09:05
to had to explain that anything.
03:09:06
So anytime something disagrees, they've created another rule to make it agree
03:09:11
before the injury occurred.
03:09:12
What is the match?
03:09:13
And we see that the player diving after the ball which caused the injury
03:09:16
was Cole Anthony of the Orlando Magic, which
03:09:20
featured De falls 155 times.
03:09:23
You got it.
03:09:23
Sometimes you got to talk nasty to respond.
03:09:27
Listen, 155 is the ordinal gematria of Detroit, Michigan,
03:09:31
which is home to the 43.
03:09:33
He already lost me and where this game last night in the NBA was played.
03:09:38
These same digits one, five, five
03:09:40
are found in the birthday of Cole Anthony, born in oh, okay.
03:09:45
What? Oh, yeah.
03:09:46
In ancient they what May 15th is the feast of Mercury.
03:09:51
Now, I don't know he called Mercury,
03:09:53
which is where the Roman god Mercury is venerated.
03:09:54
Oh, really?
03:09:55
I don't know about it.
03:09:57
He's the god of travelers.
03:09:58
And this is relevant to the attack in New Orleans,
03:10:00
as well as all of the recent plane crashes they've been occurring.
03:10:02
Right. These parts of the world.
03:10:04
Mercury is also the god of luck.
03:10:05
And it seems like Jane, I've experienced that.
03:10:07
But on display.
03:10:08
We should celebrate Mercury early.
03:10:10
Mercury equals 101, which matches the reverse geometry of an injury.
03:10:14
This injury occurred on January 1st, the date written God.
03:10:17
Wonderful. What's God?
03:10:18
He spends his time doing this shit.
03:10:20
Yeah, I just it played well when I thought we could make fun of it pretty good.
03:10:24
But it's again, like, I think we're punching down and now I feel bad.
03:10:28
You notice I said, you notice how I said again and again?
03:10:31
Yeah.
03:10:32
You and Brady both are just trying to bring him the church, man.
03:10:36
It's beating up a retard.
03:10:38
Oh. We got we got a flame war in the comments.
03:10:41
Well, the 1678 welcome.
03:10:44
Well they're six nine, seven, eight, says E.J.
03:10:47
Phillips. Stfu.
03:10:48
I'm not sure what that means, but it's some kind of acronym or initialism
03:10:51
in modern social times.
03:10:55
I think that was Jay Phillips
03:10:56
2494 says, well, there's 6978.
03:10:59
You first,
03:11:01
came right back.
03:11:03
So I disagree with both comments.
03:11:05
We encourage everyone to kind of like and subscribe.
03:11:08
We appreciate it without without embrace.
03:11:10
We're just three
03:11:11
honestly without you guys we would just we could just have a phone call.
03:11:15
The three of us would just have a phone call.
03:11:18
We're not doing it for you guys, but we're welcoming you to enjoy it with us.
03:11:22
Yeah, well, three way for you guys.
03:11:23
We do not do it for the viewers, the viewers or anyone else. But
03:11:27
you can call in and discuss this because we have no sander amongst yourselves.
03:11:32
We announced next week's topic.
03:11:33
Yeah, our viewers don't even exist.
03:11:38
We could.
03:11:39
We didn't even have a rant or rave yet in mind.
03:11:42
I don't have that set up either.
03:11:44
Incredulity doesn't make sense though, because Ryan well, they're 6978.
03:11:50
Yeah yeah yeah, right.
03:11:52
Wayne Elder, born June 9th, 1978.
03:11:56
Yeah.
03:11:57
Has not has not counted since 11:18 p.m..
03:12:02
Right.
03:12:03
And then he comes all the way down here one time they, shut the fuck up.
03:12:07
And Elijah Phillips is like
03:12:10
you first.
03:12:11
And it's like he hasn't commented for hours.
03:12:13
Like he.
03:12:13
Yeah.
03:12:13
Listen, he's been he's been.
03:12:15
Shut the fuck up, bro. Bro.
03:12:17
So there's another thing besides feeding the trolls.
03:12:19
There's another thing you can't do logically argue.
03:12:23
Oh, yeah, because they're crazy.
03:12:25
No, I didn't say that.
03:12:26
It's just I did. You can't.
03:12:28
You can't logically argue because
03:12:31
you know,
03:12:33
emotional state.
03:12:35
I like how they're
03:12:37
they're still trample on the widow feelings.
03:12:41
I love that they're watching.
03:12:42
I in fact, I don't even James Phillips.
03:12:45
All right, we should end the show.
03:12:47
I am curious, though, so I need to know how to react.
03:12:50
This is my fault. This is a shortcoming on me.
03:12:52
I may have a little sexism.
03:12:53
I need to know if you're male, female, or how you identify.
03:12:56
I don't know why, but there's a few things that I'd like to say.
03:13:00
But I don't want to anger my mother or my dead grandmother.
03:13:04
I promised them both the anger of that person and both
03:13:08
I believe that I can see I disagree with you wholeheartedly,
03:13:11
because the grandmother in my head, whether she exists, is very, very real.
03:13:15
And my reaction will affect that memory, which makes it real.
03:13:20
Yeah. Which is primal connection.
03:13:22
You know, one I manifested manifested Stanley, whatever.
03:13:26
We all have some form of that. Really?
03:13:29
You don't have a you don't have a voice in your head.
03:13:32
It's constantly telling you to fuck up.
03:13:34
I have an.
03:13:35
Shut the fuck up.
03:13:36
Talk to myself. That's what I see.
03:13:38
Everyone has down syndrome.
03:13:40
Have you mean. Shut the fuck up?
03:13:41
Yes. No way, I thought.
03:13:44
It's Steve timidly fucks umbrellas.
03:13:49
Oh shit.
03:13:49
Now I'm going to get Steve mad.
03:13:51
Or about Steve is, you know, Steve is my brother in law.
03:13:56
Keeps me going to knowing that when it was 1978,
03:13:59
my brother in law probably laughed from time to time.
03:14:03
So fuck everyone else.
03:14:04
Honestly, that's enough for me.
03:14:06
Even if he wasn't there laughing, it'd be enough for me.
03:14:12
Well, I think incredulity is fitting
03:14:15
in. And for the record too, just in case you're trying to,
03:14:19
I don't know how you're going to with your pen.
03:14:20
I guess you're going to write a letter and get the show canceled.
03:14:23
Yeah, I can't wait.
03:14:24
Dear Rumble, here's an easier solution.
03:14:26
If you move your mouse pointer
03:14:27
or your finger up to the upper right corner or down to the bottom,
03:14:30
whatever device you're on, and hit that little x.
03:14:32
Yeah, problem is over.
03:14:33
Your problem is done now.
03:14:35
I mean, I'll be a little sad because I enjoy the banter I do too.
03:14:39
I actually enjoy you.
03:14:40
I enjoy your point of view too, and I appreciate you
03:14:42
sticking up for somebody that's very noble and virtuous.
03:14:44
Yeah. We don't know who your brother lies.
03:14:46
That's beside the point.
03:14:47
Well, yeah.
03:14:48
No, I'm just assuming
03:14:49
we have to assume that everything they're saying they think is real.
03:14:52
That's fine to me.
03:14:53
As far as Sandor, that's the first step.
03:14:56
Don't look at somebody like they're crazy.
03:14:58
Especially when they're crazy.
03:15:00
Yeah, assume that they're you.
03:15:02
And everything you're saying is real.
03:15:03
Give them the benefit of the doubt.
03:15:05
You know, to them, you can you can totally change your opinion.
03:15:09
But start there.
03:15:09
Start there and it'll be so much better.
03:15:12
I guess that's my issue.
03:15:13
Or it's others issues who are interpreting this show.
03:15:16
But like I would say that I interpret this whole like Dave situation
03:15:21
as like a deer flag like these are just characters
03:15:24
that I've never met that like, live in a world that doesn't exist.
03:15:27
To me, it's a metaphor for any person.
03:15:30
It could be anyone is just judging it.
03:15:32
Judging it based on how I can, you know, just make fun of it.
03:15:36
And it sounds like Dave's kind of a little girl context.
03:15:41
Oh, see, this is the worst part. I don't think Dave has done anything.
03:15:43
I think these are people who care about Dave
03:15:45
that are doing it on his behalf, which is worse.
03:15:48
Horrifying.
03:15:49
I think Dave did something that he probably regrets now, but he's
03:15:52
too big of a dude to kind of back down, back away from it.
03:15:56
And so he held his ground. See, I told you
03:16:01
he held his ground.
03:16:01
Thank you.
03:16:02
And he doesn't know how to undo it.
03:16:04
So I,
03:16:06
I don't know I don't know if you hate and we've
03:16:08
never really get annoyed with we've never done this before.
03:16:12
We've never turned like to the bigger thing.
03:16:14
But being that Gary's unemployed, you know, if you want to hit that button
03:16:18
down there, you can, yeah, you can join and you can give him a few bucks.
03:16:22
Yeah.
03:16:23
He's going to be living in in the basement until, he gets back to his feet,
03:16:27
a movie poster.
03:16:29
It's a good thing you know. Gary.
03:16:30
Gary, I'll take care of you.
03:16:32
Correct.
03:16:32
Gary has already got to support several others, so.
03:16:37
It's the crossover.
03:16:39
That's why you just take your unemployment.
03:16:41
You've paid into it for years. Just. Just relax.
03:16:44
That's what it's in there.
03:16:47
I'd rather just Apple go work at home.
03:16:49
Or maybe I can. I can just fabric.
03:16:51
I actually visited my old my the router that my former boss
03:16:57
picked me up in a giant bear hug
03:17:00
roundabout. Totally different for me.
03:17:02
You mean you that you just patch jar for that? Yes.
03:17:06
Yeah.
03:17:07
No, no, it's. See that's hugging. All right.
03:17:09
Did you just not see the lion's video?
03:17:11
Everybody hugging.
03:17:13
Do you didn't see that?
03:17:14
I think the world needs more hugging.
03:17:18
Every man about hugging Wayne doing.
03:17:21
Oh, fucking please don't fucking touch me.
03:17:24
Don't talk to me. Really?
03:17:25
You know, like he can talk to me. I will talk to you.
03:17:27
This guy saying don't talk to you.
03:17:29
It sounds like you want the silence.
03:17:30
That's like the Kmart kid or 7-Eleven or whatever.
03:17:34
Circle K, the guy's name was Shawn.
03:17:36
He was a wonderful person. We should give him a nice guy.
03:17:39
Good guy.
03:17:40
Mix between Kmart and 7-Eleven is circle K.
03:17:43
Oh, I think there's another call that.
03:17:44
Oh, it's not live. But yeah, there's another voicemail.
03:17:47
I must have missed it. I'll play.
03:17:48
Should we listen to it now or should we wait?
03:17:50
I didn't play the ago.
03:17:52
The only two options. Bumper.
03:17:54
No, there's always a third option.
03:17:56
Okay.
03:17:57
Third off.
03:18:04
Mr. Brady and Joshua Brady and Joe Geary.
03:18:08
As above and so below.
03:18:11
They call me so blows Brady.
03:18:13
And for sure, we're doing it our way.
03:18:17
We're gonna make it make our dreams come true.
03:18:19
Brady and John, shall we just Brady and draw.
03:18:24
It's their show now Brady. Draw four.
03:18:27
We got shot out of my office I'll carry.
03:18:35
You're muted fuckface.
03:18:36
No it's because of the thing I didn't want to unmute it while the thing was on.
03:18:39
And this is why I like that we're advertising the flat rounds.
03:18:42
But I got to reedit that and cut the megaphone.
03:18:45
And because we just sit there, wait for it, I did a lot of trimming,
03:18:48
but I haven't.
03:18:49
Oh, you just you just you just cut it early.
03:18:51
You just click the button early.
03:18:54
I can't do that for the.
03:18:55
How do you do that for the first part. Then.
03:18:58
Oh I don't know.
03:19:00
You got to download it, edit it and then upload it.
03:19:05
See I want to I want to hit that bumper because now see we don't have to.
03:19:08
We rely on sound drops and gimmicks.
03:19:10
We can really just talk now.
03:19:11
We like to talk and reflect on Brady and George.
03:19:14
I mean, there are there are a few things to clean up, but I mean yeah we talking.
03:19:18
Yeah yeah sure sure.
03:19:19
Anything we didn't play.
03:19:21
But you know we can really have a heart to heart be honest
03:19:23
not worry about people's feelings and just say it
03:19:25
how it is is no longer flag Francis is Brady George.
03:19:28
It's a little bit different.
03:19:29
Yeah I'm playing a little bit different character.
03:19:32
But I just do it.
03:19:33
It's okay to still call in and ran over.
03:19:36
We are going to play this voicemail as soon as I can figure out how to get to it.
03:19:42
My voicemail is
03:19:44
you didn't record a third one.
03:19:46
The caller you're wonderful with the third wall.
03:19:49
I appreciate you, Gary. You're brilliant. No. Yeah. Thanks.
03:19:52
Yeah, I got to hit the button now.
03:19:54
I don't want to. It's.
03:19:56
We don't do this on the show, but you're going to make it.
03:19:58
Don't you remember checking the.
03:20:01
Oh, here's another idea that's going to be very controversial.
03:20:04
You could shut the fuck up.
03:20:06
That was the caller.
03:20:08
I'm sorry. You know what? I think that's funny.
03:20:10
This. Is that mean?
03:20:11
Am I so out of touch with reality and humanity? Is.
03:20:14
Should I not?
03:20:15
That was the brain.
03:20:18
No, that's not the caller.
03:20:19
That's me talking to Gary in a subtle way without actually talking to Gary.
03:20:25
Right? You're.
03:20:26
He making fun, aren't you? You're mocking.
03:20:29
I've got. I've got that one too.
03:20:31
That one's too hard to find.
03:20:33
I'm going to reorganize that.
03:20:34
That's my next job.
03:20:36
All right.
03:20:37
Okay. So I need to add it.
03:20:38
I did, I need to just push play.
03:20:40
Okay.
03:20:41
It is same message. No.
03:20:42
Same message. See, I got to be ready.
03:20:44
Just take an extra moment for you. Do something.
03:20:47
Measure twice, even three times.
03:20:50
Cut one. Yes.
03:20:50
My name is Stephen and I was trying to get a hold of the white.
03:20:53
One of those gentlemen bathhouse and group, hang out.
03:20:57
I hear there was a large, large party last night,
03:21:00
and you guys needed help, removing a lot of dried up semen.
03:21:03
I was just curious. Oh, this may be a wrong number.
03:21:05
Number? Well, if you give me a call back.
03:21:08
No, I would really like to, help you like that.
03:21:10
I mean, help you clean that up.
03:21:12
Okay. Thank you. Bye. What did he say?
03:21:16
That's weird.
03:21:17
Oh, yeah. Nice name.
03:21:19
What did he say?
03:21:20
White swallow, gentlemen's bathhouse.
03:21:22
Yeah. Thank you.
03:21:23
Thank you for that. It was a little inaudible.
03:21:25
I appreciate the you have incredible hearing.
03:21:27
I think I picked that up. Well, yeah.
03:21:30
No, I've got a good headphone.
03:21:31
You should, get a pair. Did you want to.
03:21:34
Did you want to?
03:21:35
We could do that.
03:21:35
Since Gary still here.
03:21:37
Did you hear that? Yeah.
03:21:39
All right. What do you think of those headphones?
03:21:41
Well, right.
03:21:42
All right.
03:21:54
Large French rave.
03:21:58
That's awesome.
03:22:02
So, he. So you raving about the headphones?
03:22:04
You see?
03:22:04
See, whenever something good or bad, we we can help.
03:22:06
That's, you know,
03:22:09
because I didn't think we would had to lead our viewers around in the old ones.
03:22:12
We didn't.
03:22:12
But the new ones. I feel we have to lead them around a little bit.
03:22:14
Yeah, we do have to do a little bit
03:22:17
by the hand.
03:22:18
We're kind of dumb and
03:22:20
the new ones are kind of dumb and retarded.
03:22:21
Oh my goodness.
03:22:23
Oh, you're hitting it already.
03:22:24
I'm hitting it too.
03:22:26
Oh, please make me.
03:22:27
Oh no. Oh boy.
03:22:29
They're going to.
03:22:31
Okay, so another thing I learned while refereeing,
03:22:34
which people have such a hard head with such a raging temper.
03:22:37
People don't believe me when I say this, but I am trained in de-escalation.
03:22:41
Oh, watch.
03:22:42
What you guys are doing right now is escalating right?
03:22:47
You see, your verbiage is not only a call to action, but it's very threatening
03:22:52
and it gives the other person almost no option
03:22:55
but to come back with same or equal or worse, more force.
03:22:58
Which then does what escalates others, you see.
03:23:02
So what you want to do is you want to fired for doing that.
03:23:06
You want to lower your tone, change the subject,
03:23:09
reassure them that you you should have ignored him back.
03:23:14
Yes. See?
03:23:14
But that's not to come back.
03:23:16
This is a very confusing, complex world.
03:23:19
Everything is not always black and white, this or that.
03:23:21
Whatever word you used earlier, sometimes there is a third option all the time.
03:23:25
There is a third of option.
03:23:30
This is becoming on my team.
03:23:31
I don't I don't like that.
03:23:33
I don't like that, I like it.
03:23:35
Yeah, it should be.
03:23:36
It should be frustrating and angering, but it's hilarious
03:23:40
and and not in the way that they think
03:23:43
your mom right there for you it looks well,
03:23:46
so we have to read it for the people.
03:23:47
Since this also is an audio podcast which is available on every platform.
03:23:51
If you are going and contacting lawyers or anything, we're on every platform.
03:23:55
So you got a lot of work to do and we have clips.
03:23:58
We have clips on three platforms now, which would be TikTok.
03:24:01
We're on Apple Twitter and now we're on Apple.
03:24:05
We're just pause them anymore.
03:24:07
I can't say anymore. I've only I did six.
03:24:09
I want to see how it's working out and then we'll continue.
03:24:12
My problem is, is you said even though it doesn't matter,
03:24:15
you're in the back of my head, just like that fictional grandmother that I have.
03:24:18
And I hear you're going.
03:24:19
The quality is just not good enough for an audio podcast.
03:24:22
What you need to do is sit down and edit it all.
03:24:24
So I'm stuck at that point because I don't have time to edit it now, and I don't.
03:24:29
Right.
03:24:30
Yeah. So I'm like, I should just start uploading it.
03:24:32
And then I listen and listen whatever.
03:24:33
One run I don't know, is the most horrible sounding one.
03:24:36
Like, I have to at least put it through a sound compressor or something.
03:24:40
All right. So he says, well, there's six, nine, seven, eight.
03:24:42
Oh how original. Hahaha. Hahaha.
03:24:45
Totally laughing out loud.
03:24:46
I believe that's ML lmao
03:24:50
ROA sl rolling on the floor.
03:24:52
Anyways, did you come up with that on your own?
03:24:55
Probably not.
03:24:57
So again, I'm I'm the ass on the show.
03:24:59
When people say things out of off the cuff, I take it seriously.
03:25:02
So when you say do you come up on that on your own?
03:25:04
Do you mean does he have like a writer sitting next to him?
03:25:06
Did he Google it, or did his mom help him?
03:25:09
Like, how how harsh are you coming with your come back?
03:25:11
How you come back?
03:25:12
I think I think E.J.
03:25:13
Phillips thinks that, his dad could beat up, welders.
03:25:16
Dad, I think that's what this is. Yeah.
03:25:20
Good luck with that.
03:25:21
My dad's dead, and today was his birthday.
03:25:24
Well, no.
03:25:25
No kid is, Well, you know, actually, a well.
03:25:28
So I haven't shared this much.
03:25:29
So I guess once you have my mother's maiden name
03:25:31
and my father's birthday, you can hack and everything.
03:25:33
I mean, it's Daisy, and.
03:25:35
But, yeah, the yesterday, the infamous January 6th day.
03:25:39
And isn't just isn't just the insurrection.
03:25:41
It wasn't just me, you know, but, mean
03:25:44
for 20 before 2020, it was actually my father's birthday.
03:25:48
Oh, not anymore, not anymore.
03:25:50
No, this is too soon, guys.
03:25:53
This this getting somber,
03:25:56
somber sorrow.
03:25:58
I like disorder.
03:25:58
I had so many sadder jokes, so many sadder jokes.
03:26:02
Saunter.
03:26:04
I like thunders, hot fudge.
03:26:06
Hold on, hold on.
03:26:08
Chauffeurs.
03:26:09
I don't usually do that.
03:26:10
Don't hit that. Don't hit the comment yet.
03:26:13
I need to find.
03:26:14
There's the bell. You have the bell.
03:26:16
I can't find the bell. Hit the bell.
03:26:17
Do you remember?
03:26:20
Oh, you son of a bitch!
03:26:21
Vegeta!
03:26:23
No, I won't, All right, fight up!
03:26:27
Okay,
03:26:28
let's get ready to rumble.
03:26:30
We're taking a break on Earth. Round is over!
03:26:32
Everybody go back to your quarters for a minute.
03:26:34
Yeah, we'll come back out.
03:26:37
We'll go to the next round. Rex.
03:26:42
Wait. Well, there.
03:26:43
Didn't take a swing.
03:26:45
Nice. See, I respect.
03:26:46
Well, there's six, nine, seven, eight.
03:26:48
Whoever that is.
03:26:49
E.J. Phillips, two four.
03:26:51
You know, your numbers make it hard to call you.
03:26:53
I'm trying to respect you by calling your name.
03:26:55
People make assumptions on my name, which I don't like, but E.J..
03:27:00
Okay. All right, here we go. So I'm falling behind.
03:27:01
So we're at our original nine, correct?
03:27:04
Yeah. Far behind. Well, there's six, nine, seven, eight.
03:27:06
I have no desire to engage with someone who is lacking intelligence.
03:27:10
It is actually quite smart.
03:27:12
I don't know how much.
03:27:12
I don't know how much, content is available to be able
03:27:16
to decipher whether, well, there is intelligent or not, I don't know.
03:27:20
Yeah, I was going to say the same thing.
03:27:21
And isn't that common
03:27:24
itself?
03:27:25
Engaging?
03:27:27
Yeah. Right.
03:27:28
Yes it is.
03:27:28
So, so I hate to tell you this, but you're not even in touch with your own desires.
03:27:32
So how can I take anything else you take with any, any and all of.
03:27:36
Oh, no, sorry, that was a little meme, but I refuse to engage with you.
03:27:41
I refuse to speak directly to you.
03:27:43
I also have no desire to engage with a coward.
03:27:47
Again, I don't know how you would know.
03:27:48
They're a coward, right?
03:27:50
You're both engaging.
03:27:52
It sounds like wrestling in from my experience of.
03:27:55
I mean, I'm. I'm old. I'm an old man.
03:27:57
From my experience,
03:27:58
it does take a lot of courage to engage with somebody anonymously on the internet.
03:28:01
An incredible amount of courage.
03:28:07
I think he gets it.
03:28:08
He gets it flat. I feel like.
03:28:11
Well, let me tell you something, brother.
03:28:15
Logic was impeccable.
03:28:17
Captain.
03:28:18
I love the way out of what you're going to do.
03:28:21
What?
03:28:23
I'm so pleased by this.
03:28:25
Just make me happy.
03:28:28
And again, I stand by my position.
03:28:30
I think that you'll be just fine.
03:28:33
My disposition. You'll be just fine.
03:28:36
You're.
03:28:36
We're old. Work play.
03:28:37
Your former workplace will be just fine.
03:28:40
Yeah, but for a brief hiccup, they won't be as fine
03:28:43
as they could have and should have been right?
03:28:46
I mean, I think your hiccup cookies,
03:28:49
your hiccup will be a lot less yes or no rules.
03:28:53
Maybe you.
03:28:54
You'll take this real hard and spiral.
03:28:56
Oh, yeah.
03:28:57
Take yourself in a crack addiction.
03:28:59
Swerve off the road and die. I mean, who knows?
03:29:02
Anything could happen that happens.
03:29:04
Imagine how bad you're gonna feel.
03:29:07
I'm one of those weirdos, though, that consider everything.
03:29:09
Yeah, that shit's happened before. I don't like when it happens.
03:29:12
Right?
03:29:12
Like, oh, we just like being prophecy.
03:29:15
Can you read that? Goes.
03:29:16
That goes double.
03:29:18
Yeah.
03:29:18
And I'm looking at a gigantic three gigantic screens in front of me.
03:29:22
E.J. Phillips 2494
03:29:24
says that goes double with the people of this podcast.
03:29:28
Shit, I forgot what? Wait. What?
03:29:30
I have to back up. No, didn't.
03:29:31
No desire.
03:29:32
Yeah.
03:29:33
So AJ Phillips no desire to engage with us.
03:29:35
E.J. Phillips, your first comment was at 10:56 p.m..
03:29:39
It is now 1:30 a.m..
03:29:40
So engaging with Gary Jr and Brady is an insult to my intelligence.
03:29:45
Enjoy.
03:29:46
That sounds like a last comment.
03:29:48
Yeah, I thank you for visiting.
03:29:50
Thank you for watching.
03:29:52
Thank you for coming in half hours.
03:29:54
Apparently. Looks like we enjoyed it way more than you.
03:29:57
So I have to thank you
03:29:59
and I'm sorry if you didn't enjoy it.
03:30:00
I'm not sorry for anything else. Well, I'm sorry if you didn't enjoy it.
03:30:03
He did not.
03:30:04
He threw a now you're behind.
03:30:05
Oh, he. Sorry.
03:30:08
Nobody thinks you're intelligent.
03:30:12
Notice that you are is correct with the E on the end.
03:30:14
I don't care if there's an apostrophe. That's correct.
03:30:17
Yeah, that's an extra step. You don't need that.
03:30:19
Yeah, yeah.
03:30:20
No punctuation at all.
03:30:21
Well, there's six, nine, seven, eight.
03:30:23
Oh, such a bad ass.
03:30:25
Not I mean, well, we know it's a man now for their woman.
03:30:28
Never in their life a woman or anybody who identifies in a woman
03:30:31
in their life have never used the word badass.
03:30:35
Interesting. Yeah. Thank you.
03:30:37
Thank you.
03:30:37
Either Dave has siblings of a wide range of age,
03:30:41
or Dave potentially married someone of a very young age.
03:30:45
We'll remember this is a different day.
03:30:47
94. No, they don't even 94.
03:30:50
Oh, the two four they were born.
03:30:52
I don't know what.
03:30:53
Yeah. E.J.
03:30:54
Phillips isn't their name.
03:30:55
It's a this is famous the famous, 2494.
03:30:59
I can't tell what kind of music he plays because I'm kind of when they were born,
03:31:03
African American guitarist.
03:31:04
Really. They play shitty music.
03:31:06
65 years old, a couple of years ago.
03:31:09
So I have a child.
03:31:10
They must just like the music.
03:31:12
I haven't heard the knot at the end of this, actually. Yes.
03:31:15
This actually is the Jay Phillips.
03:31:17
We're going to play some of your music.
03:31:19
12 let's go there
03:31:22
like psych.
03:31:27
You're right.
03:31:27
Nobody is here anyway.
03:31:29
I'm here.
03:31:30
Oh, yeah, that's a good point.
03:31:33
I'm sorry. That was kind of interesting.
03:31:35
So your statement,
03:31:36
your statement is incorrect at the very, very fundamental lower.
03:31:39
Right. Oh, yeah. Right.
03:31:41
Oh that's your brilliant as I was pointing it out.
03:31:44
How it's intelligent. You're right. You are right.
03:31:46
I hope you know if you do that comedically again
03:31:50
this is the second time I've done this. My right. Nobody is there.
03:31:52
Yeah, yeah. Well done robot.
03:31:55
The timing is brilliant.
03:31:56
But I got a fly here right now.
03:31:59
I got a feeling that you have no idea what I'm talking about.
03:32:02
I like how you just pointed out that.
03:32:04
Ryan use the correct your.
03:32:06
Yeah, and then that's when you're all right.
03:32:08
You're all right.
03:32:08
Now you're pissing me off, too, because that's exactly what I just said.
03:32:12
Do you not watch this show?
03:32:13
Oh, I like how I'll watch it later.
03:32:16
Well, they're just pointed out the correct.
03:32:19
You're.
03:32:20
Hi. I'm tom.
03:32:21
Nice to meet you. Hey, Tom.
03:32:25
Hi, I'm tom.
03:32:26
Nice to meet you.
03:32:28
Oh, you're a, CPU.
03:32:30
You're, Not.
03:32:32
No. I'm tech.
03:32:33
I'm ten second time I suffer from it.
03:32:35
Hi, I'm Tom, and,
03:32:42
Yeah.
03:32:43
What? Why are you laughing? Hi, I'm tom, but what am I?
03:32:46
I know you are, but what am I? This is fun.
03:32:49
So exactly what do you mean?
03:32:50
AJ Phillips? By my right.
03:32:53
This is my right.
03:32:54
As you're right, you're right, you right.
03:32:58
Nobody's on my right anyway.
03:33:00
You're right. Nobody.
03:33:02
No. It's like an inalienable right.
03:33:05
You're right.
03:33:08
They have.
03:33:08
They have a legal right.
03:33:10
They never heard that the second time I've heard the.
03:33:13
I've heard of un inalienable rights value.
03:33:18
But yeah.
03:33:20
Isn't that how you say nobody in your alien of an alien
03:33:24
will inalienable be alien?
03:33:27
An alien won't be right. Nobody.
03:33:29
Nobody's here. Oh, you're right.
03:33:31
I'm. You're right.
03:33:32
No, it's your right to have nobody here.
03:33:37
Okay.
03:33:37
Go back.
03:33:38
Go home.
03:33:39
And I have a dream for you.
03:33:42
I do it for your parents.
03:33:45
Your parents?
03:33:47
Don't forget.
03:33:50
Okay?
03:33:52
This time,
03:33:54
I think
03:33:56
I breathe out.
03:33:59
Oh, see, now, that was fun and joyful until they said, you dumb mouth breather.
03:34:03
I think that you guys are weird as a bully.
03:34:07
The weird out you're out.
03:34:09
Oh. That's offensive.
03:34:11
Yeah,
03:34:13
yeah, I agree. Oh.
03:34:18
Yeah, yeah.
03:34:20
And again I wouldn't I'm not a grammar police Gary is but I'm not
03:34:23
I would never like run to somebody and say you just said
03:34:26
but you guys are literally in a debate about your intelligence eloquence.
03:34:29
So I would yeah. Unacceptable.
03:34:33
My your intelligence is a great example.
03:34:37
Well, it's excusable as I have a problem with that too.
03:34:40
That's the grammar police part of you.
03:34:42
Yeah.
03:34:42
The world isn't going to end if your concept or idea or verbiage
03:34:47
was expressed, even if it wasn't into the letter of the law of grammar.
03:34:51
Right?
03:34:52
I we all understood what he meant.
03:34:55
So, you know, it's a relaxed, casual atmosphere.
03:34:58
It's not a court of law.
03:34:59
It's not a letter, it's not a legal document.
03:35:01
So it should be okay. Yeah.
03:35:04
But again, the reason why I'm criticizing it is because they were
03:35:06
the first ones that measured the word or mentioned the intelligence.
03:35:11
I was just saying.
03:35:14
You can't fool me.
03:35:18
I can identify like Gary, I just.
03:35:19
Yeah. Yep.
03:35:22
Once, you know, it's hard to unknow.
03:35:24
Oh, comments are still gum.
03:35:25
This is oh this is the guy doing this is the show today, fellas.
03:35:31
Oh wait.
03:35:31
No it was just you see, if you mark it I don't like the okay again.
03:35:35
Oh can we rant a little bit weird StreamYard.
03:35:37
If if the anyway.
03:35:40
Yeah right.
03:35:42
Well we can back clean up.
03:35:47
Action for that.
03:35:47
For what's.
03:35:50
Please please please
03:35:53
fix me horse and therefore release please please.
03:35:58
Here it is. Horse.
03:36:00
Please. Please.
03:36:02
I'm going to go.
03:36:03
Oh, awesome.
03:36:05
For the standing. I'm tastic.
03:36:08
So we know.
03:36:10
Yeah. Thank you sir.
03:36:11
I'll see you heard in the introduction.
03:36:13
I'm a physicist.
03:36:14
I think it will surprise.
03:36:16
Absolutely. No wonder I think consciousness is.
03:36:19
She sounds totally different.
03:36:20
It comes about from the interactions of particles in the human brain.
03:36:24
And exactly what it is is difficult.
03:36:28
So, to answer this question,
03:36:30
is there a test for thought or consciousness in humans or computers?
03:36:34
Not yet, but we're working on it.
03:36:37
There are lots of theories for how you could measure consciousness,
03:36:42
in systems generally, not just in the human brain, but, in
03:36:46
any system that's made of many components that interact with each other.
03:36:50
Lots of mathematical theories.
03:36:52
I recently read a review of article about this
03:36:55
by Robert Coon, which lists 200.
03:36:59
So you heard of two or,
03:37:02
I sent this to a friend who
03:37:04
was very insulted that his theory wasn't on the list as he black.
03:37:08
So I think this gives you an idea.
03:37:09
I think they're all wrong.
03:37:11
I think there's anything wrong with way from being able to go,
03:37:15
but we get there eventually being black, and I think it's possible.
03:37:18
So I think I have to disagree with you.
03:37:21
Yeah.
03:37:21
I actually do think that one of the main ingredients
03:37:25
to consciousness is the observer observing themselves.
03:37:29
Speaking of consciousness, is that guy even still alive?
03:37:32
All right.
03:37:33
I want to add at some point I don't know how to do it,
03:37:36
but in principle it should be possible, with regards
03:37:40
to during tasking from the hunger, I, I never really thought of it
03:37:44
as being a test of sort of consciousness,
03:37:47
but more like a kind of a benchmark test for development.
03:37:53
It's like when my first child
03:37:55
had her first tooth, I was like, look at this.
03:37:59
We made a human being and it's not a German non street.
03:38:02
People can raise babies.
03:38:04
This isn't particularly made for anyone except the parents.
03:38:09
They can't do it.
03:38:10
They can't do that. That is proceeding.
03:38:12
And this is how I've been thinking about the Turing test.
03:38:15
It tells you we're making progress.
03:38:17
We're on the path somewhere in a third party.
03:38:19
Maybe he wants to say thank you. Nick.
03:38:21
So you already know what I think.
03:38:23
I'm a biologist, or.
03:38:24
I think it's biological.
03:38:26
No. Gives a fuck what you think because you're not savvy.
03:38:28
No, no, no, no, that was, I think biologically I have a penis.
03:38:31
Therefore I'm,
03:38:33
you know, there's a fuck. Would you?
03:38:34
Nobody asked.
03:38:36
Nobody like Elijah Wood here.
03:38:38
No one gives a fuck what you think.
03:38:39
You have wood,
03:38:41
EJ, Frank or whatever the fuck EJ Phillips
03:38:45
oh, I see
03:38:47
Jake Phillips 2494 come on, let's not be disrespectful.
03:38:51
We are you know 2493 very sensitive.
03:38:56
Yeah.
03:38:56
Little learned is I try to treat everybody equally.
03:39:00
And like I said from the same benefit of the doubt from the get go.
03:39:05
But clearly
03:39:06
my experience also tells me you just can't do that all the time.
03:39:12
No offense until you make it okay.
03:39:14
Does that make it okay to be offensive?
03:39:16
Oh yeah.
03:39:17
Absolutely.
03:39:22
I really want to find some music from this EJ Phillips,
03:39:25
but there's only pictures I believe it might be.
03:39:28
It's a fake.
03:39:29
I'll give you some time.
03:39:33
Dear.
03:39:36
Fagot ask real.
03:39:38
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.
03:39:41
Sorry. I might have to resign again.
03:39:45
Normally we have free speech on here, but there are sensitive ears around city.
03:39:48
I'm sorry. There.
03:39:50
There are no using the fagot word.
03:39:51
Gary's not gay, so that's why I'm.
03:39:56
It's hard to explain that to sensitive people.
03:39:58
Yeah, if Gary was gay, I wouldn't call him a fag
03:40:00
unless he was comfortable with it.
03:40:02
All they're hearing right now,
03:40:03
all they're hearing when they say that instead of that comedy and the humor,
03:40:06
all they're hearing is, what if he was gay?
03:40:07
Would people ask, what if he was gay?
03:40:10
What if he was gay?
03:40:11
What if you both came to be good enough friends with them
03:40:14
to where I could call him fagot and him like, oh, that's funny too.
03:40:17
Like he would get it. Yeah, I think about it.
03:40:20
Oh fuck face all the time.
03:40:21
Hey what's up phones like I don't, I don't even realize.
03:40:24
Oh my God, you wish people to have sexual intercourse
03:40:28
upon their front of their head lobe.
03:40:31
Like hey, what's up fuckface?
03:40:32
Oh yeah, I just I just said it clinically, but I said, it's funny.
03:40:37
Yeah.
03:40:39
I don't know, I think yeah, it can be funny.
03:40:41
Context matters, doesn't it?
03:40:44
Right.
03:40:46
Did the person making fun and complaining, did they see the first show
03:40:49
a year ago when they was a complete dick and
03:40:53
the random episodes just for no.
03:40:55
The first one before that, which, oh, the middle finger, I didn't care.
03:40:58
I didn't care about it until today.
03:41:00
But now I'm going to go find out who Dave was.
03:41:02
You know, Dave was, but then he just once again, thank you.
03:41:06
You remember the Streisand effect because you should Google that
03:41:08
before you go any further. Our world.
03:41:10
Yeah.
03:41:10
Are you are you both aware of the Streisand effect?
03:41:14
Barbra? Barbara?
03:41:16
Somebody on the internet, somebody complained on the internet
03:41:19
about Barbra Streisand
03:41:22
and what it basically was like the equivalent of your mom
03:41:26
or your older sibling going to going to school
03:41:29
and talking to all the kids, saying, I need you to be extra
03:41:33
careful with my boy. Right? Okay, okay.
03:41:36
I will treat him real special.
03:41:37
So when Barbra Streisand
03:41:38
did that, it created what is called now known as the Barbra Streisand Effect.
03:41:42
It magnified it.
03:41:44
Yeah, that was a way worse.
03:41:47
Sorry, dear.
03:41:48
Flattery.
03:41:49
Okay.
03:41:49
Face fagot.
03:41:52
Dear fudgy fuck face fagot.
03:41:54
It's been.
03:41:57
Whoa whoa whoa I like it's it's okay.
03:42:01
It's a nickname.
03:42:03
It's been one day technically for my position as dildo
03:42:07
press operator at a small rubber factory and are made a.
03:42:12
I want to know if you actually wrote this out.
03:42:14
Interrupt him changing it now.
03:42:16
Just changing this. Okay, I'm just modifying the deer flag.
03:42:19
I was forced out after 1.5 years of employment and
03:42:25
two years short of my announced retirement date, apparently.
03:42:29
Yeah, I did nothing wrong.
03:42:30
The reasons given were vague.
03:42:32
Being deprived of that explanation hurt me deeply.
03:42:36
There was no severance pay and no benefits.
03:42:38
I lost a substantial amount of income at a crucial point in my life,
03:42:41
but no one seemed to give that a thought.
03:42:45
For a long time I was heartsick.
03:42:47
I could not yet find it in myself to forgive the Dave and the man
03:42:53
president of Army to rubber, but somehow I feel I should.
03:42:58
How do I get unstuck?
03:42:59
I've actually moved on in many ways, but I just can't forgive.
03:43:02
Signed. Still hurting.
03:43:06
And that's all still hurting.
03:43:08
Listen. Story.
03:43:11
You still have to give you money.
03:43:14
Oh, I might keep it. Phillips.
03:43:15
This is this is a legitimate Deerfield.
03:43:17
I just changed a little.
03:43:19
Some some.
03:43:19
Yeah, that's a creative.
03:43:25
Answer the fucking thing.
03:43:26
You do the things I know.
03:43:29
On the one hand, you got income, and the other hand
03:43:32
you've got your weird feelings.
03:43:35
These are not related,
03:43:37
that the loss of income is significant.
03:43:41
But we know feelings are not
03:43:44
so separate these two.
03:43:46
And you've got a legitimate beef and a stupid piece of nonsense.
03:43:51
You put them together and it muddies the waters.
03:43:55
You're talking about legitimate beef.
03:43:56
That makes me really hungry.
03:43:58
Yeah, let's eat some legitimate beef.
03:44:00
So if only I had something to eat on camera, but
03:44:04
I. I do.
03:44:07
God damn you, Brady.
03:44:10
Well, I don't want to muddy the waters.
03:44:17
It's your fault when I can't find them.
03:44:19
Oh, no.
03:44:24
It'll be all different next week.
03:44:26
But yeah, we need Muddy Waters bumper.
03:44:33
It's all right. I can one up. Yeah.
03:44:34
I've been scrolling up and down so long,
03:44:36
I don't even remember which sound I was looking for.
03:44:39
Nice.
03:44:41
Can't remember.
03:44:43
Avoid.
03:44:46
It was.
03:44:47
Maybe if I see it, I'll remember.
03:44:50
Oh, yeah. It was the woman thing.
03:44:51
Where did that go?
03:44:52
Did I delete it?
03:45:00
Seems gone.
03:45:03
Oh, come on, I'm just a couple of questions.
03:45:05
How does that.
03:45:10
How do you write women so well?
03:45:12
I think of a man and I take away reason and accountability.
03:45:20
I try to break up.
03:45:23
You want to know how much this shows?
03:45:24
In my head, I saw a picture, old picture of Jack Nicholson.
03:45:30
And it's not me.
03:45:31
It wasn't you.
03:45:32
And it looked weird to me
03:45:33
because I've seen that clip so much over the last year. Wow.
03:45:37
Holy crap.
03:45:38
Yeah, yeah.
03:45:43
This is the infamous
03:45:46
one I rolled out the stone. When?
03:45:48
Monday morning
03:45:50
news.
03:45:51
My surprise.
03:45:53
It's a little bit rudimentary, but
03:45:56
it's groovin with this kind of music.
03:46:01
I think the words are more important.
03:46:03
Yeah, right.
03:46:05
Which I can't understand.
03:46:06
One cries in his eyes. I,
03:46:12
Let's play what he say in a different way.
03:46:15
I'm sorry.
03:46:16
What do you think?
03:46:19
Yeah.
03:46:20
By what do you mean? All right.
03:46:23
I think he was crucified.
03:46:24
I just vibe with one eye.
03:46:27
Okay? Profoundly.
03:46:32
This is like rapping, but like.
03:46:35
And, like 2 or 3 miles an hour.
03:46:37
Yeah.
03:46:41
It's giving me a headache.
03:46:43
You do?
03:46:47
That's sharp whacking.
03:46:48
Snare drum is giving me a tremendous headache.
03:46:52
Or could be this show.
03:46:54
The show has been an emotional roller coaster.
03:46:56
It really has taken its toll on all of us.
03:47:00
I feel horrible for any effect of any human
03:47:05
that was not pleasurable or any entertaining.
03:47:08
That is the only if people ask me, because people have turned that around.
03:47:11
And what's your agenda and go on this argument
03:47:13
or this situation and I'm, I usually have a pretty it's to entertain
03:47:17
if offered and oh, I'm sorry
03:47:20
I interfered and to learn how to technically do this.
03:47:24
Those are the two.
03:47:25
Those are my two selfish not sonder reasons why I do the show to entertain
03:47:31
and to learn how to, you know, do the technical side of it.
03:47:35
So if if I inadvertently said anything or certainly.
03:47:42
I was trying to deliver
03:47:43
an enlightening, uplifting message.
03:47:47
Yeah, yeah, I thought so too.
03:47:51
And you, because you turn it that way, I was wondering, I'm like, he's
03:47:53
going to turn dark.
03:47:55
He's going to show dark side.
03:47:57
Of course, I didn't actually see the monologue.
03:47:59
I'm just assuming in my head my world.
03:48:01
I have a fictitious show. The whole show.
03:48:03
I assume what you said, the part I didn't pay to hear also means
03:48:07
there's no such thing as an afterlife.
03:48:09
But that's okay.
03:48:11
That's a wrap for a different day.
03:48:13
You just added that.
03:48:15
Yeah, but in words, it's truths and meanings matter.
03:48:19
No it's not.
03:48:21
You can experience some experience by being told them
03:48:24
or being cast from one energy form to another.
03:48:27
You can be correct. You're actually correct.
03:48:30
But the opposite of in your mind doesn't just necessarily matter.
03:48:35
You have to show empathy for people that think that you can't just dismiss them.
03:48:39
You should have
03:48:41
and breathe like that.
03:48:43
Everything has consciousness.
03:48:44
Earlier somebody said something that is not real.
03:48:47
You said that income, income isn't as important
03:48:50
as your widow feelings, right?
03:48:54
Now we reverse that.
03:48:58
You mean the hands or the words?
03:48:59
I think your widdle feelings don't matter, right?
03:49:03
Whatever you said, that's what I meant.
03:49:05
Oh. So what?
03:49:06
Not now.
03:49:06
Raise your little feelings up to, like,
03:49:10
a mind boggling threshold level of pain.
03:49:13
Because that's kind of an emotion, right?
03:49:15
That matters.
03:49:16
That suddenly you can't you can't even add one plus one or.
03:49:19
I mean,
03:49:21
but I see a world in this life is suffering.
03:49:24
There are some people that are.
03:49:25
So I don't want to be insulting,
03:49:28
so sheltered, so shallow, so little,
03:49:32
that when they're little healed feelings get hurt in somebody like you or me
03:49:36
or draw who has more of a strong character not so hurt.
03:49:39
Easy.
03:49:40
That's the equivalent of a pain
03:49:43
level threshold that we can't really deal with the pain.
03:49:47
And then that maybe for a reasonable person
03:49:49
that's like, fuck you, that's not reasonable.
03:49:52
But in the vein of Sonder, we should at least recognize
03:49:56
that that could be excruciating for them.
03:49:59
Right?
03:50:00
So they're they're little feelings of you story.
03:50:03
Oh yeah.
03:50:04
I got I got a button for that.
03:50:06
I give me about five minutes to find it.
03:50:09
Yeah.
03:50:09
I was going to I, I don't know how much of the audio
03:50:13
my dash cam would have picked up.
03:50:16
I do have it recorded.
03:50:19
I just haven't grabbed yet.
03:50:21
I don't know if you would be able to pick up the other guy that.
03:50:23
Well. All right, but I do want to
03:50:27
toy with it, but,
03:50:37
Know I'm driving to the store, and,
03:50:42
Three lanes going
03:50:43
north, and I need to get over one lane because the store is coming up.
03:50:47
Because I need to get in the turn lane.
03:50:49
And, so I kind of back off, I start to get over.
03:50:52
I see a car like, 5 or 6 car lengths just flying up, and it's like, well,
03:50:56
I need to get over because if this guy is thinking he's
03:50:59
going to come up and skirt around me like, come up,
03:51:03
get in skirts, go and scoot over, that's going to fuck me up from getting on.
03:51:06
All right.
03:51:07
I get over and then he like, gets up on my ass
03:51:10
and then fucking gets over in the next lane.
03:51:12
And so all I do is just just this as he drives.
03:51:14
Yeah.
03:51:15
I don't even look at him. He kind of stops.
03:51:18
I kind of glance. He's got tinted windows
03:51:20
and then he's right in my in my blind spot the entire time.
03:51:23
And so I think that's kind of weird because it's like Mr. Racy.
03:51:25
Right.
03:51:26
So, you know, not wanting to go much faster.
03:51:28
And all I'm concerned about is going
03:51:31
at home store.
03:51:33
And so,
03:51:35
I put on my jersey because it's right there,
03:51:37
and then the guy gets right behind me and gets behind me.
03:51:40
So I'm thinking, okay,
03:51:42
I don't know if this guy's problem is, but so I pull over
03:51:45
as soon as I make that turn before I even get into like,
03:51:48
any where the store is, I just stop right there and I roll my window down
03:51:52
and I wait for him, and then he pulls up, rolls as well,
03:51:55
and a certain certain demographic,
03:51:57
and he's wearing a, face covering.
03:52:01
What did he say?
03:52:03
Like a ski mask type?
03:52:04
Maybe like covered half covered half like cold deal.
03:52:07
Where it's like the winter.
03:52:09
Where like 18 to here, but in here it's 18 degrees here in Michigan though.
03:52:14
So he's in a mask.
03:52:15
He's a he's in a, he's in a marquee Mustang with tinted windows.
03:52:20
And he's like can't drive in a fishbowl.
03:52:23
That's what I thought I was telling.
03:52:24
And I'm like, I just kind of I'm like, what's up?
03:52:26
And he's like, oh, you got a problem?
03:52:29
I'm like, I'm like, yeah, I'm he's like, oh, you figure?
03:52:32
He's like, he's like, you know, I got it.
03:52:33
He just starts going, I've got a couple.
03:52:36
And I'm like, so are you, are you threatening me?
03:52:38
Like with a gun?
03:52:39
He goes, no, but no, but I've got a CPO.
03:52:41
You don't know what I'm capable of.
03:52:43
And it's like, well, if you have a CPO, you should be a responsible gun owner.
03:52:46
Like, that's, you know, you don't just pull the gun out on people.
03:52:49
But he could be like, dude, I'm like, could be a no, I did.
03:52:52
I'm like, all I did was do this and yo, yo yo, you don't know.
03:52:56
And I'm like, dude, well,
03:52:58
you know, little does he know, I've got an 18 inch machete in my backseat.
03:53:01
Like, I don't go flexing that shit.
03:53:02
It's, you know, just in case.
03:53:05
It was like, show up to stand over there, but it's a it's in my back seat.
03:53:09
My back seat isn't here.
03:53:10
But eventually an earlier time.
03:53:13
But we have time.
03:53:16
But, it's it's just
03:53:18
it was weird because he just wanted to make me feel
03:53:22
like I needed to be afraid of him, and I just wasn't doing it.
03:53:25
I was basically just kind of trolling him,
03:53:27
and it was just kind of funny because, like, after a while, I was just.
03:53:31
I was just just laughing at him and then kind of like just apologizing
03:53:34
jokingly to him.
03:53:36
And then I told him to flip me off if it made him feel better,
03:53:39
that he could flip me off. And so he flipped me off.
03:53:42
And then he kept yelling, fuck you at the end.
03:53:43
So I kept asking him to do it again,
03:53:45
and then he'd yell it again, and I ask him to do it again and
03:53:49
when I was younger, that was just like.
03:53:50
It was just like handshake as well.
03:53:52
You fuck you. Have a nice day.
03:53:55
This guy also just reeked like we the he rolled the window down.
03:53:58
So like I had him, I could easily have just called the cops on him.
03:54:01
And it's like, dude, like you're a moron, but you didn't blow me.
03:54:04
You follow me in a threatening manner.
03:54:06
You say you have a CPL, so right there, the cops are going to be itchy
03:54:09
about the situation anyway.
03:54:10
You're car reeks like marijuana and you have ten a window,
03:54:13
so it's like, I don't know why you're trying to, like,
03:54:17
I don't know.
03:54:17
It was the weirdest thing.
03:54:18
Like, he wanted to, I don't know, he was so hurt.
03:54:20
And that's how I told him I go, I I'm so sorry you were hurt by my middle finger.
03:54:24
I'm like, I apologize.
03:54:24
I didn't know it was going to hurt you so bad. I'm not.
03:54:29
That's literally what I told him.
03:54:30
It depends on where you put it.
03:54:32
He's right.
03:54:35
It was kind of my urethra.
03:54:38
Yeah.
03:54:39
Urethra.
03:54:40
Or while you are Aretha or one or he.
03:54:44
I'm not sure if I have.
03:54:46
Oh, yeah. I was going to look that up.
03:54:47
I still don't believe audio.
03:54:49
Email me.
03:54:51
You would be able to hear me, but I don't know if you'd be inalienable.
03:54:57
Yeah, that's what I said.
03:54:58
Ineligible. Yeah, but it was really weird.
03:55:01
This word, an alien, a ball,
03:55:04
an alien, inalienable.
03:55:06
That's what I said.
03:55:07
I may have said un.
03:55:08
Did I say I'm in a world of you?
03:55:11
You know, it's an inalienable illegal alien.
03:55:14
Well,
03:55:16
no. Ill illegal alien.
03:55:19
Well, there's no reason to add another syllable to that.
03:55:22
It's got authority. Unless.
03:55:23
Anal. Anal, anal. Yes. Put it anal in there.
03:55:29
I love it.
03:55:32
Dear Dave,
03:55:36
just don't overanalyze.
03:55:38
I was recently informed that my teenage granddaughter is identifying as a boy.
03:55:43
Oh, no. She has a male name.
03:55:45
She prefers and wants people to refer to her using the.
03:55:49
We read this one already, okay?
03:55:51
Her parents are supportive to a point, and her mother uses really?
03:55:56
Yeah.
03:55:56
Her preferred name and pronouns her father supports are using this name.
03:56:00
And Brady can go fuck himself. Yeah. Yeah.
03:56:03
Really? Yeah. We didn't.
03:56:04
We even had a comment section on it and the person said,
03:56:07
fuck your grandmother because I said something about the grant your grandmother
03:56:10
should get grandfather clause or should be grandfather in, and everyone disagreed.
03:56:14
Fuck your grandfather, apparently.
03:56:16
Yeah, he's an old racist bastard and they're sexist, gender bending
03:56:20
under not understanding her again, I take his side.
03:56:24
Why don't we have some Sandra for him?
03:56:26
He's in a totally different world. He doesn't understand anything.
03:56:28
The old man I'm talking about.
03:56:29
Yeah, yeah, he just wants us.
03:56:32
He just wants his granddaughter. Yeah, that's what we decided.
03:56:34
He just wants his granddaughter back.
03:56:35
It's not his fault, right? His world.
03:56:37
His granddaughter died, right?
03:56:40
Or grandson, whatever the whatever the, you know, reverses.
03:56:43
And so his point of view is nobody gave nobody gave a shit about his loss.
03:56:47
He's still literally grieving like he lost somebody.
03:56:50
And in a way, according to that person, if they don't exist anymore,
03:56:54
he did lose somebody.
03:56:55
Yeah, he loved the new person too.
03:56:57
But let him grieve for the person he lost, at least for a fucking second. And
03:57:04
it's a
03:57:05
little close to me.
03:57:09
But what was the rest of that?
03:57:11
One of my relatives is all dead now.
03:57:13
We've already done before.
03:57:15
Oh, Amen.
03:57:18
I'm sorry, did I hurt?
03:57:19
Did I hurt your feelings?
03:57:20
Don't you?
03:57:21
Did the window viewings, you see?
03:57:24
What if I don't mean to hurt anyone else but that one?
03:57:27
I did so see my shtick.
03:57:28
There.
03:57:32
Now he's dropping on me because I dropped him in my stick there.
03:57:34
Just so you know, is
03:57:35
you've done that a thousand times to me when I doubled things up and it was
03:57:39
it was hilarious.
03:57:42
Watch the show.
03:57:43
But you got a welder, Philip.
03:57:48
You have, dear.
03:57:56
Yes. Go on,
03:57:57
dear Dave.
03:58:00
One evening, shortly after our mother
03:58:02
passed, my siblings and I were going through some of her belongings
03:58:05
and came across correspondence between her and me
03:58:09
stepfather, written before they were married.
03:58:12
My sister and I began putting them in chronological order and took turns
03:58:16
reading them aloud. The content was spicy.
03:58:19
Our behavior was somewhat frisky.
03:58:23
Brother covered
03:58:23
his ears, claiming his mom would never behave that way.
03:58:26
My sister and I, on the other hand, were laughing and delighted
03:58:30
to delighted to learn about these intimate and romantic details.
03:58:34
That's the days of their relationship.
03:58:37
Yeah, my adult daughter's eyes.
03:58:40
She puts adult. My adult daughter.
03:58:42
Oh, that makes it okay. That makes it okay.
03:58:44
We're bulging.
03:58:44
But I reminded her that grandma was once her or her age once.
03:58:48
And so was I. Oh, hey.
03:58:50
Yeah.
03:58:50
My advice is to treasure
03:58:52
these precious memories and preserve them for your children and grandchildren.
03:58:56
As for us, we have scanned the letters into our family's
03:58:59
digital archives so they will be available for future generations.
03:59:03
All signed. Just wanted to share.
03:59:06
Okay? Just wanted to share my baby.
03:59:08
If I can call you Dave.
03:59:10
We two of. Wow.
03:59:14
If you want to emotionally scar your, spring.
03:59:17
Sure, if you want to.
03:59:19
If you can afford therapy for
03:59:22
decades.
03:59:23
Yes, yes, yes, I know, I know, but, for you to think that your life,
03:59:28
your ancestors should be, like, remembered in some kind of, like, museum fashion,
03:59:31
like they were somebody like, oh, these are the from like, love letters from.
03:59:35
But to evidence that they had sex is
03:59:38
is it's apparent it's evident enough that they have offspring.
03:59:42
So we knew they had sex so that that's that much is true.
03:59:46
We don't need to share in porn from great.
03:59:50
We don't need any porn relative to what we need to be comfortable with.
03:59:54
Like everyone reading that shit, right?
03:59:58
I don't think so.
03:59:59
She'd have it like she'd have it framed and, like, displayed on the wall.
04:00:02
It's private.
04:00:03
You shouldn't have it on a podcast.
04:00:05
Yeah. Does grandma talk about that normally?
04:00:07
Does she tell you those stories? Normally.
04:00:08
Then maybe that's something she doesn't want other people to read.
04:00:11
I would hope that.
04:00:13
And we both mean she's going around
04:00:15
talking about, you know, sucking dick, sucking grandpa's dick and shit.
04:00:18
I don't know, that's a little weird for me.
04:00:22
Oh, no.
04:00:24
I can be, like, at a level with you on this one.
04:00:27
That's
04:00:29
outside of my, circle of comfort
04:00:33
draw.
04:00:35
It's pretty crazy, but,
04:00:39
It's pretty crazy.
04:00:41
See, Brady is here, but he's not here.
04:00:44
He's not here.
04:00:46
I don't know where he.
04:00:49
All right, well, we just hit the four hour mark.
04:00:52
How do we sign out?
04:00:53
And what's our next week's podcast,
04:00:57
Fledge Rants Live.
04:00:59
This week we will be doing drugs.
04:01:01
You heard me right.
04:01:02
Drugs?
04:01:06
Yeah, that's this week.
04:01:06
I said next week.
04:01:08
Incredulity.
04:01:13
No kidding.
04:01:13
Craziest incredulity.
04:01:17
Incredulity.
04:01:19
Yeah. We can't name it Dave's wife.
04:01:23
We should, we should, but we should bet on
04:01:27
whether or not it'll be spelled correctly on the first attempt,
04:01:31
which you name it. Dave's brother in law.
04:01:33
Oh, yeah.
04:01:35
DJ Phillips, 2494.
04:01:38
Yeah, that's what it's called.
04:01:40
EGFR. It's 2494.
04:01:42
So we got last episode.
04:01:45
Anybody still in the comments?
04:01:48
Comment, like, subscribe.
04:01:49
I'm sure we all thumbs up.
04:01:51
Either way, I want your feedback.
04:01:54
See one.
04:01:54
I only see what comes up. Absolutely. You got to refresh.
04:01:57
We absolutely appreciate the views, comments
04:02:01
helps in the algorithm all algorithm algorithm
04:02:05
algo algorithm appreciate our rhythm.
04:02:08
Did algorithm invent the algorithm? Is that why they call it that?
04:02:10
Because al Gore invented the internet. They call it an.
04:02:12
Ever since we started talking about David exclusively, we doubled our views.
04:02:17
Yeah, maybe we should.
04:02:17
Every episode should be about Dave and Dave rant
04:02:21
into the Dave show.
04:02:22
Dave rant. Sure.
04:02:24
We'll do it.
04:02:24
Well, we did last week after Dave and Dave show.
04:02:26
Dave Show featuring Dave and I.
04:02:29
Dave featuring Dave with producers Dave and co-producer Dave.
04:02:36
I think that would get pretty old pretty quick.
04:02:38
Yeah, it already is. Already kind of raw.
04:02:41
Shut up Dave.
04:02:44
Shut up.
04:02:45
One of the rudest thing, man. David,
04:02:48
take the it, Mike, and pass it right to the point that I'm on the breath.
04:02:52
All gas, no brakes.
04:02:53
Whoever put a little bit first gets whoever gets thrown in a pit.
04:02:56
But take it.
04:02:57
It was attention you repeat story. Tito.
04:03:00
Just not doing it.
04:03:01
You can't start over. Don't start. Don't start talking.
04:03:04
Don't know that you mean dum dum dum dum dum dum.
04:03:07
Get ready to.
04:03:12
Love a rat.
04:03:13
Read, write,
04:03:15
write.
04:03:16
Relay.
04:03:18
All the beeping too isn't really swearing.
04:03:21
It's brilliant.
04:03:22
Well, we never had a,
04:03:25
proper closing on,
04:03:27
the rants side of things, unfortunately, because somebody said we did.
04:03:32
He said it. Lazy bitch.
04:03:33
As well as above. So be Dave.
04:03:36
No, not exactly.
04:03:37
Now, this was brought up, some about Buddhism in the monologue somewhere.
04:03:42
I think I did is that,
04:03:45
the study of boots?
04:03:47
Yeah.
04:03:48
When we were talking about Buddhism.
04:03:50
Buddhism boots. Yeah.
04:03:52
So the desire that the root of suffering is
04:03:54
what is meant by what is meant by suffering,
04:03:58
and the root of suffering is, desire.
04:04:00
I believe desire, yeah.
04:04:03
Her desire causes me to suffering.
04:04:05
But what suffering? Yeah.
04:04:06
If I actually growing myself on a flame
04:04:08
or cut myself with a knife, it causes physical pain and suffering.
04:04:11
But my desire does not come into play here.
04:04:14
It's like a hunger.
04:04:15
Desire definitely comes into play.
04:04:19
Is suffering understood differently
04:04:20
or is there something I am missing?
04:04:25
Life is more than just intelligent life and conscious experience.
04:04:30
If you look at natural selection, the actual life on planet
04:04:35
Earth, it's 99% decimation, just absolute
04:04:40
of dismal torture.
04:04:43
So next week we're doing
04:04:44
abysmal towards human like nowhere.
04:04:48
No organic life is human.
04:04:49
The human experience is mostly pleasure.
04:04:52
And my experience
04:04:54
in this time, right at this death, we're very fortunate, right?
04:04:58
I mean, it comes in different times that it's probably
04:05:02
pretty miserable, probably pretty miserable.
04:05:05
Yeah.
04:05:06
And social media has made it made most young people depressed and miserable.
04:05:11
Yeah. They're soft.
04:05:12
We and it's just calling the herd,
04:05:15
which in turn makes them miserable.
04:05:19
I missed one comment about Bigfoot.
04:05:21
I just to add this, Mookie
04:05:24
Dukie for this comment here,
04:05:27
and I'll just play this real quick, go in the forest
04:05:32
on Christmas Eve.
04:05:33
What now?
04:05:36
Two men found dead in forest after searching
04:05:39
for Bigfoot on Christmas Eve.
04:05:42
So the comment is from excuse me.
04:05:45
I like the way that they made Dukie and so.
04:05:48
But sassy only eats cedar bur cedar bows, cedar bows, boughs,
04:05:54
baskets. Also, it's year round.
04:05:57
What's this scene?
04:05:58
Bow, Sasquatch.
04:06:00
We need to call Manuel or whoever.
04:06:02
And the semen.
04:06:05
You're still young enough where you can shoot semen over your head.
04:06:08
Yeah, I'm lucky if I get it up to my shoulder anymore.
04:06:11
But, yeah, it was the, Oh, sugar.
04:06:15
Steve?
04:06:17
Steve. Yep.
04:06:18
And Sean at the circle K and then, of course.
04:06:21
Yeah. Dave.
04:06:23
Yeah.
04:06:24
Shout out the circle.
04:06:25
Yeah. Shout out to the kid.
04:06:27
Circle K kid and the kid.
04:06:29
Yeah. So in the comments.
04:06:32
The kid.
04:06:33
Yeah.
04:06:34
Well way I really when I said the show is going to change for 2025,
04:06:37
I think I really jumped the shark. This is not what I had in mind.
04:06:40
I just wanted to put this little cool new logo up
04:06:43
in the little lame, sparkly background.
04:06:46
That was my plan and a couple of new skits, I know.
04:06:49
Oh yeah, if they thought
04:06:50
if they thought that there was a problem with you, like having a podcast,
04:06:54
the last thing that they should do is fire you.
04:06:56
So you have nothing but time to do a podcast.
04:06:58
This is right.
04:07:00
Yeah, but I just think the severing is the point there.
04:07:03
Like, you're you can't hurt no part of this anymore.
04:07:07
Yeah. Yeah, right.
04:07:08
Yeah. Dave can't complain anymore.
04:07:10
No, Dave, what the fuck up?
04:07:12
Well, I mean, there's a few ways. Happy.
04:07:14
Do you think he's happy about this?
04:07:17
I hope so,
04:07:18
and I know that we have a few shows with Dave.
04:07:22
A million views. Deep down inside.
04:07:24
He might kind of feel bad a little bit, but I will, I double down.
04:07:28
I don't think Dave has any idea.
04:07:30
I think he made one comment to somebody,
04:07:33
say they took the baton and fucking ran with it.
04:07:35
Yeah. Oh, back to ranch relay.
04:07:38
Dave needs to know that we care about I.
04:07:41
That's the worst part too is when somebody does that,
04:07:44
they think they're helping a loved one or younger loved one or sibling or whatever.
04:07:47
You're just basically saying, not only do I not care about you,
04:07:50
but you're too stupid to handle things yourself.
04:07:52
Yeah, yeah.
04:07:55
I'm not saying that your actions are showing them that.
04:07:59
Yeah.
04:07:59
Dave Cullen, let's end this now.
04:08:02
Dave's voice calling.
04:08:03
You got to be up for work in two hours anyways.
04:08:05
So, brother in law. Yeah,
04:08:08
I don't,
04:08:09
I've got my money the rest of the week free
04:08:13
to. I'll go for.
04:08:14
What do you do in the week after?
04:08:16
I probably work on my new job.
04:08:18
Working on over.
04:08:19
Yeah, yeah, you're
04:08:20
definitely where you're going to do some forge work
04:08:22
and write a hell of a monologue for the next podcast.
04:08:25
Absolutely.
04:08:27
I'll be all right, I swear.
04:08:29
You started working there right when we started the podcast.
04:08:31
You still worked at Snapple a little bit.
04:08:33
I worked especially the first 13 weeks or.
04:08:37
I'm sorry. Where you not going to?
04:08:38
I don't you said that bootstraps motherfucker.
04:08:42
Yeah, yeah.
04:08:42
Pull your pull your ass up by your boots straps.
04:08:46
Yeah. Shut. Shut the fuck I learned something night.
04:08:48
Stfu means shut the fuck up.
04:08:50
Who the something everybody else already knew that you know that
04:08:53
I may have known that.
04:08:56
I've seen a group text with you,
04:08:59
me and Stefan, that he used it.
04:09:02
Or was it so, like my.
04:09:05
That was part of the the part, a part of a de-escalation tactic
04:09:07
is still some huge de-escalation tactic is to let the person know
04:09:11
you're talking to you, that they're 100% smarter than you.
04:09:14
Now, if I sit there and go, I know everything, I know everything
04:09:17
I know by by employing them to find out everything I didn't know something.
04:09:23
They immediately go, oh, okay, I talk to this person.
04:09:26
They're not bad.
04:09:28
People like dumb ass is more than smart asses.
04:09:30
That is a proven fact. That's a fact.
04:09:34
I like it when my presidents are dumb asses instead of smart asses.
04:09:37
It's easier.
04:09:38
It's way easier to make fun of them.
04:09:40
And it's ways you know what they're doing.
04:09:42
Like, Obama scared the shit out of me because he was too suave
04:09:44
and a good talker.
04:09:45
He could. He got everything he wanted done.
04:09:48
He was smooth.
04:09:50
Trump.
04:09:50
I think he pretty much we know what we're getting,
04:09:52
you know, like him or not, like him or not, we know what we're getting.
04:09:56
And those are the only two options.
04:09:59
You could be indifferent.
04:10:00
You could be extra. Whatever.
04:10:02
The opposite of indifferent is to the like side.
04:10:05
I don't know what that word is.
04:10:06
It super different?
04:10:10
Why is he having a why did he have a rally?
04:10:12
I'm sorry, not.
04:10:14
He's he's having a rally the day before the inauguration.
04:10:17
I'm tired. To me, I thought Jerome was on something.
04:10:19
It was an extra assassination attempt.
04:10:22
Yeah, that was his ratings go way up when he.
04:10:25
Yeah, I just thought,
04:10:27
why would he have a huge rally in Washington right before the inauguration?
04:10:31
Isn't that its own party in itself?
04:10:35
Who needs a reason for party?
04:10:36
It's just throw a party.
04:10:43
Yes, Colin.
04:10:44
I think we outlasted E.J.
04:10:46
Phillips two four.
04:10:47
Yeah.
04:10:48
And, I appreciated the
04:10:51
the comments. Most of them.
04:10:52
Anyway, some of them were.
04:10:57
And then.
04:10:58
So what's next week?
04:11:00
I incredulity.
04:11:05
That's incredible.
04:11:08
Oh, okay.
04:11:11
No relation.
04:11:13
In the,
04:11:15
part.
04:11:18
You mean that they sound the same or is it the same root, or do they mean the same?
04:11:22
Screen frozen prefix?
04:11:26
Oh, wait.
04:11:26
He moved.
04:11:26
Shit, I thought I really had moved in so long.
04:11:30
Incredulous. What did you say?
04:11:32
I'm looking at some incredulity.
04:11:38
No, not a word.
04:11:41
Not the way I spelled. That's foreign.
04:11:43
Neither was under.
04:11:46
Yeah, that was coined a word in 2020 because of the Covid situation.
04:11:50
People realized when they were just sitting there staring outside the window,
04:11:53
they started looking at other people for the first time.
04:11:58
The irony that our phone connects us all, yet
04:12:02
just to
04:12:04
everywhere I'm sitting there, I'm like, wow, there's like 20 people
04:12:06
in this waiting room or 20 people on the spot or whatever,
04:12:08
you know, and every single one of them is in their little isolated bubble
04:12:12
with perfectly like minded, comfortable people that are never going
04:12:15
to question or challenge any given thought all the time.
04:12:19
And this is the generation we're raising to find a drug.
04:12:24
No. Okay.
04:12:26
Good job.
04:12:29
I can't find
04:12:29
incredulously, either, incredulous that
04:12:33
no, I knew you'd have problems with it.
04:12:36
Is this it?
04:12:38
Incredulity.
04:12:40
There you go.
04:12:41
That's not what you said.
04:12:43
Incredulity.
04:12:45
See, you said it wrong.
04:12:47
I'll continue saying it wrong.
04:12:50
Well, that's
04:12:52
both stubborn and nonproductive.
04:12:54
All right, you're welcome.
04:12:56
But I bet it gives you a feeling of satisfaction.
04:12:58
So you're going to do it anyway?
04:12:59
Yeah, it does, and I will.
04:13:01
You know what that means. What.
04:13:04
That's anti sonder.
04:13:08
Maybe you're anti sonder.
04:13:12
I'm sonder full.
04:13:13
It's not that I'm angry at you and Dave.
04:13:16
It's that I'm disappointed.
04:13:19
Oh it's worse.
04:13:20
That's so so much worse.
04:13:23
It I like both of you. Seriously.
04:13:24
No I mean that was a joke. That was my father comment.
04:13:27
Joke, you know, but in all honesty, wouldn't have been easier if he just said,
04:13:30
I don't want to talk to you or if you just said.
04:13:35
No, let's not do Dave.
04:13:38
No regrets. No, no.
04:13:40
All right. We're good. Just checking.
04:13:44
I wonder, I have to I regret sometimes, especially after arguments.
04:13:47
I don't have it all. Background.
04:13:48
I'm not wired to give up.
04:13:51
My clip is completely empty and I'm soaked in blood, and I think
04:13:56
maybe I should have just breathed,
04:14:00
got back in my car.
04:14:03
Allegedly.
04:14:07
All right, I'm running out.
04:14:08
I'm running out of shit to carry you. You find it?
04:14:10
Did you find it?
04:14:12
All right.
04:14:14
You know, what do I think?
04:14:15
I think jaws in the same spot I was.
04:14:16
He is literally forgotten what he was looking for from our friend, right?
04:14:19
Sometimes we even get a waiting for Gary to mention his bootstraps.
04:14:24
Will Turner, junior changing jobs,
04:14:28
trying to fucking find Snapple delivery drivers.
04:14:31
Oh, shit. The the scab.
04:14:33
And then it bled down my face all day at work.
04:14:36
It was easy, but I think it helps.
04:14:38
Okay, I was bleeding.
04:14:39
I was saying the same story.
04:14:41
So you understand about it.
04:14:46
Used to show off your shirt.
04:14:47
I mean, this old, old is actually pretty cool.
04:14:49
I've done that forever in the color I like.
04:14:52
Do you think you actually need an extra large two sizes to make it?
04:14:55
Fine.
04:14:56
It's a plus size.
04:14:58
Works well,
04:15:02
Oh, yeah.
04:15:03
Yeah, but you like the Boba Fett so much, you had to wear it.
04:15:07
Yeah, it's bedazzled, but it's.
04:15:10
Oh, I didn't even know.
04:15:11
Look here, I cut myself.
04:15:13
I cut my mole shaving.
04:15:16
I just nicked them all.
04:15:17
And then,
04:15:19
I always wanted to ask you.
04:15:20
How the fuck you done?
04:15:21
I wish I watched the show.
04:15:22
I would actually try to get the brain to stop the whole drive to work,
04:15:26
and I thought I had it under control, and I think I nick it again,
04:15:30
like, touched it or dropped the the the clot, the the scab.
04:15:34
And then it bled down my face all day at work.
04:15:37
Jordan says giving money to homeless actually keeps them homeless.
04:15:40
They need to seek a home.
04:15:43
Oh, so give them a home instead of money.
04:15:46
But here I am, starting a new job where I am low man on the totem pole.
04:15:51
Last week I was the King of Snapple delivery drivers.
04:15:56
This week I am,
04:16:01
now I'm starting at the bottom rung.
04:16:03
But you know what I mean. Back up.
04:16:06
Yeah, please.
04:16:07
What does it entail to be the king of Snapple?
04:16:09
I'm glad I fixed my lighting. That.
04:16:11
Oh, look at that.
04:16:12
People like that look like you two weeks ago today.
04:16:15
Yeah. And feeding me grapes. Yeah, yeah.
04:16:18
Oh, that.
04:16:19
You look healthier now, I wouldn't know.
04:16:21
I, I don't know, I walked in, I was like I was like, look, you know.
04:16:25
Right. Because I walk in, right?
04:16:26
I fix my light and get just the greeting of the look at
04:16:31
the champion.
04:16:32
That's not me.
04:16:33
That's of the people that was that fun that you can't hear the sound.
04:16:39
No I can't, that's.
04:16:40
Christ go is Flav.
04:16:42
But it's humbling.
04:16:44
Not being in it is like one
04:16:48
but I'm I'm working on becoming very good at my job very fast.
04:16:52
Yeah. There's no.
04:16:54
But how did that work out for you? Great.
04:16:57
You know what?
04:16:58
It's not a difficult job, but it is complicated.
04:17:01
There are steps there.
04:17:03
Many, many, many steps.
04:17:05
Dude, you're going to make him sad.
04:17:06
Why are you playing this gig? He can get.
04:17:09
I don't get sad.
04:17:10
And, it's music.
04:17:13
The standard that I'm looking for.
04:17:15
Excellence. I'm like, oh, please.
04:17:16
The parts have to be perfect.
04:17:18
You don't turn in a part that's not perfect.
04:17:20
And, I mean, it sounds like the whole parts today.
04:17:23
People that say they don't get sad.
04:17:24
I think it is. I could do that.
04:17:26
You're always sad. I always said. Yeah.
04:17:30
Oh. Oh, that's a nice part.
04:17:33
Fuck yeah.
04:17:34
I even have an example as the coolest 3D thing I've ever printed.
04:17:38
It, it it's.
04:17:41
Yeah, that's a pretty sad statement, isn't it?
04:17:42
Though? I print way cooler things. I,
04:17:45
I met a moon denier.
04:17:48
We should but to get your 3D printer fine tuned to get the surface.
04:17:52
So that when the light shows the craters and stuff,
04:17:55
that's some pretty good detail.
04:17:59
Is that that is for me.
04:18:01
The sad music actually backfired for me.
04:18:03
Fucking all the,
04:18:05
I don't believe you, but like all planets like it,
04:18:08
you guys made fun of my humble brag, so I used to brag.
04:18:12
Anyway.
04:18:15
Anyway, Gladys, the bootstrap my way to the top,
04:18:19
and, there's more satisfaction
04:18:21
from starting at the bottom rung and getting all the way up.
04:18:24
But that means the guy who put a lot of faith in me.
04:18:27
His name is Bob.
04:18:29
You just means I've got him for his job.
04:18:32
And, that that might make me seem like a turncoat.
04:18:37
Like I'm ungrateful,
04:18:40
but I don't want his job
04:18:42
until he's ready to retire,
04:18:44
and then I take over.
04:18:47
But that's what I want to do.
04:18:49
I want to work my way up,
04:18:51
you know?
04:18:54
Yeah.
04:18:54
I hope he's higher than me. It's.
04:18:56
He does look younger than me,
04:18:57
but everybody who's about my age looks younger than me.
04:19:01
I guess I've been rode hard.
04:19:03
Put up what? How?
04:19:06
What if it's better than getting wet and put up hard?
04:19:09
But. Yeah. Okay.
04:19:11
It's a beautiful shirt.
04:19:13
It is, it is.
04:19:13
Sister says it all right there.
04:19:16
I still got it.
04:19:17
I mean, I can go grab it.
04:19:20
No. Nope. That's good.
04:19:22
I know where it is.
04:19:25
Oh. Oh, yeah.
04:19:26
We can we can see it from here.
04:19:29
Thanks, Bob. Bob fired me today.
04:19:32
There we go.
04:19:33
The worst.
04:19:34
Are you weird?
04:19:37
The worst.
04:19:38
Talk to me when the worst arguing.
04:19:44
Tell me, love.
04:19:47
Oh the worst.
04:19:50
I'll give you a weird.
04:19:53
Tell me on the phone.
04:19:57
The worst argument wins.
04:20:00
Thanks, Bob.
04:20:00
Yeah.
04:20:03
Fantastic.
04:20:06
Thanks, Bob.
04:20:07
Say what?
04:20:08
No, no, no. Not you Bob.
04:20:10
The different but yeah, if vibe.
04:20:18
Yeah.
04:20:18
There's a there's a different Bob.
04:20:19
Bob I don't know.
04:20:21
Well Apple plus was Bob also.
04:20:24
Oh how coincidental.
04:20:26
Oh and he he he's is he the one the bear hugged.
04:20:29
You know.
04:20:32
No. That was, Abdullah.
04:20:35
Sorry.
04:20:37
You're going to you're going to you're going to work there then. No.
04:20:42
Oh. Do the the butcher.
04:20:43
I don't need I don't need a serious job.
04:20:49
That's a well yeah.
04:20:50
That's what you already had.
04:20:51
You had a non serious job. That's what that was. All right.
04:20:53
All righty.
04:20:56
That's the best.
04:20:57
So here's my advice for you.
04:20:58
When you go looking for other jobs.
04:21:01
Yeah. Don't don't lead with that.
04:21:04
Okay.
04:21:06
So I don't need a job.
04:21:07
Yeah. I'm just looking for something.
04:21:09
I can fuck off as much as possible.
04:21:13
Is it okay if I make fun of you on a on a rant?
04:21:15
On a rant podcast show, you should definitely come second.
04:21:19
And then, of course, third off.
04:21:21
Third off. Yes.
04:21:22
Tell them that you need to talk to Bob for references.
04:21:25
Obviously.
04:21:26
Obviously to put that in your other hobbies,
04:21:29
make sure you tell them about the show first.
04:21:31
Yeah, that they need the other skills that
04:21:34
for you to be able to do the podcast and work to place at the same time.
04:21:37
I use work as show fodder and I was about to say so in my spare time.
04:21:41
I have a rant that I make fun of.
04:21:43
But you didn't. You didn't make fun of anyone.
04:21:46
Oh, I mean, I didn't hear it.
04:21:49
I heard the star of David and, the me
04:21:52
and David and you, beloved, like to me.
04:21:55
And in all honesty, like a couple of your rants to me
04:21:58
reminded me of, like, a middle school report.
04:22:01
It was so factual.
04:22:03
Yeah.
04:22:03
Like, you look like you googled,
04:22:05
wrote down some notes and then wrote a small little report
04:22:08
and you're like, yeah, some of those.
04:22:09
I've actually that's what I did.
04:22:10
I, David got last week, I forgot.
04:22:13
Yeah, I should have written stuff down because I forgot the name Bathsheba.
04:22:18
It connected with David.
04:22:20
Big part of the King David story.
04:22:22
Bathsheba to me, sounds like a dog or a dog.
04:22:25
Food. Wet cat food. Yeah, I don't know.
04:22:27
She was the mother of King Solomon.
04:22:33
Fascinating.
04:22:35
What does that have to do with David?
04:22:39
Dave.
04:22:39
Glad you said it.
04:22:40
I was the husband. Was Dave, Dave or David?
04:22:43
Do you think they call them Dave back then?
04:22:45
Do you think they were needed?
04:22:46
It's hard to tell.
04:22:48
I don't know, usually I don't know, it was Dave.
04:22:52
Dave by Dave because they found Dinosaur Dave.
04:22:55
They found dinosaur footprints in, somewhere in England.
04:22:59
I read that 180 million years old.
04:23:02
Yeah, 180 million. Monday.
04:23:05
Yeah, 180 million.
04:23:09
Allegedly.
04:23:13
You guys want to keep going,
04:23:15
or you can call me when you want me to push the button.
04:23:17
No, no, no.
04:23:20
Did you want to raid?
04:23:21
Oh, wow.
04:23:22
He just left. No, no. Save nothing.
04:23:24
Save nothing.
04:23:26
That's his scene.
04:23:27
That's what fled France does.
04:23:28
We give.
04:23:30
Let's give people the content they're looking for.
04:23:33
And right now, the people need to see the kids. Er,
04:23:38
I deleted it.
04:23:39
I seriously deleted it.
04:23:40
I can't hit all of the kids.
04:23:42
You can see. No.
04:23:43
Every single kid video.
04:23:45
You deleted the bumper out here.
04:23:48
Just recorded the sexy hair video.
04:23:51
Now, I was like, two weeks ago. It was the here, right now.
04:23:54
Why are you wearing the same clothes?
04:23:55
I guess I haven't gone home.
04:23:57
And they there is my clothes because it's the holiday.
04:24:00
Well, it's kind of the nature of a uniform.
04:24:02
See, it says the Gary right here.
04:24:04
I'd like to think somewhere.
04:24:05
I can't just say that yet.
04:24:07
There's some low paying lawyers assistant that is now watching our show,
04:24:10
looking for some type of evidence of libel or slander or to have, you know,
04:24:15
great secrets. Actually, just for draw.
04:24:17
You're welcome. Draw.
04:24:18
I'd like them to comment, like, and subscribe if they're watching you.
04:24:23
So I really do like the new background.
04:24:25
It doesn't mean the first.
04:24:27
I didn't think it was going to look French.
04:24:28
It means I like it handsome.
04:24:30
And I was just I was giving you a compliment, but,
04:24:33
Thank you, but do you have, like, maybe a gay uncle?
04:24:36
I'm asking for a friend of.
04:24:41
I do not have it.
04:24:42
This would be more seriously than.
04:24:45
His name is Dave, but.
04:24:46
Oh, I won't remember his name.
04:24:50
No. Same name, but he works in DC, okay?
04:24:54
And he's made homophobic jokes or like.
04:24:56
Yeah, we don't want to say that you could,
04:24:58
I wouldn't want to give them any ideas or help.
04:25:00
Well, no, because they didn't. That's the problem.
04:25:03
I said before to two for the only reason, I just, I don't know.
04:25:07
Yeah. You, Well, let's just see the public apology.
04:25:10
Businesses have it set up where they don't need to establish a valid reason.
04:25:13
So why would they?
04:25:14
They'll set themselves up for their own liability.
04:25:17
If you say somebody is a piece of shit or somebody something,
04:25:19
and then the work prove that they're not, and then the business will have to pay.
04:25:23
Yeah.
04:25:23
It did circle around, Dave.
04:25:25
It was very big, bad Dave.
04:25:27
Yeah. It's.
04:25:28
Yeah. It's not his fault. No, I mean, it.
04:25:32
Okay.
04:25:32
So how do you feel about a grown ass man giving you someone the silent treatment?
04:25:37
Oh, this is about that I love.
04:25:39
I think it's selfish and very grown up.
04:25:42
Yeah.
04:25:42
And, so, so much about the, like, you know, I,
04:25:46
you know, I've, I've tried it before and it works really well.
04:25:48
And I've always been complimented on it, actually. They're like.
04:25:54
Oh, there's nobody to raid.
04:25:56
I want to raid somebody, but it doesn't look
04:25:57
like anybody is still streaming this late.
04:25:59
I think we outlasted everyone today.
04:26:06
Live with outlast podcast.
04:26:08
No survivor live replay.
04:26:11
What is LFR TV replay?
04:26:13
No, that's nothing left. TV.
04:26:19
Let's raid the flat earthers.
04:26:20
Let's do that.
04:26:23
Let's rape the flat earthers. Yes.
04:26:25
Nope, nope. We're going to raid.
04:26:27
Oh. Which means we're going to take our 20 viewers
04:26:29
and we're going to send them there so they can watch that.
04:26:33
Why would we do that?
04:26:34
I don't I don't know.
04:26:39
I really don't know.
04:26:40
But we do.
04:26:42
We sure do.
04:26:42
They got to go somewhere right?
04:26:45
Yeah. Go make fun of the flat earthers.
04:26:46
So the main reason why I do it is because it it.
04:26:50
Here, let me see if I can share it.
04:26:55
I'm going to take a second one over here.
04:26:57
But this share that.
04:27:01
So this is what we're looking at.
04:27:04
4.4 light years away.
04:27:08
This means that the nearest star
04:27:11
is 24.94 trillion miles away.
04:27:17
One of the fastest jets in the world
04:27:20
is the Lockheed SR 71 Blackbird,
04:27:24
with a top recorded speed of 2071mph.
04:27:30
Oops.
04:27:31
If stars truly are that far away revealed something,
04:27:34
it would take the Black bear 1.4 billion can't delete it to reach oh well.
04:27:40
The nearest star.
04:27:42
Wrong screen.
04:27:43
According to the Bible, however, stars are much, much closer.
04:27:48
We try it again.
04:27:49
Genesis one verses 14 and four since ancient times.
04:27:53
And God said, let there be lights in the firmament
04:27:56
of the heaven to divide the day from the night,
04:27:59
and let them be for signs, and for seasons, and for days.
04:28:03
And the third, and let them be for lights.
04:28:06
No, it was made of the heaven to give light upon the earth, and it was so.
04:28:12
Notice that God placed the lights
04:28:14
within the firmament and not outside of it.
04:28:19
This tells us we can talk about stars next
04:28:21
time are located in the sky directly.
04:28:24
I just may have hit the wrong screen.
04:28:26
Have you ever noticed that we see the same stars?
04:28:29
All right, so we see that shows there is right at the stream,
04:28:32
such as the Little Dipper. Every night.
04:28:35
This is because we are not traveling through a cloud as above.
04:28:39
So if we were there,
04:28:42
we would see these stars every night instead.
04:28:46
24 seven do they just that's connected to a discord and all
04:28:50
they do all day long stars directly above us.
04:28:53
And a lot of times they sometimes glow.
04:28:56
They'll come in there and they'll enlighten us.
04:28:58
Our the world also. That's all right.
04:29:00
We'll take them.
04:29:01
As viewers, watch our episode called balls.
04:29:04
You'll love it.
04:29:04
And millions of times larger than our Earth.
04:29:07
Okay, bye.
04:29:08
So below, however, stars are much, much smaller.
04:29:13
One way to prove this is because sometimes in the bottom
04:29:17
up, some of the stars have drawn pattern on Earth.
04:29:22
One example is.
04:29:30
Some dark.
04:29:34
Star.
04:29:40
And another.
04:29:41
Just have a good night.
04:29:43
Wyatt. Don Giovanni and the stars.
04:29:46
I want
04:29:47
you to.
04:29:53
Like this.
04:29:58
Oh. Hi, Dave.
04:29:59
Hi, Dave. Hi, Dave.
04:30:00
You implode rather there.