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Fladge Rants Live #86 Incredulity | You Gotta Be Kidding Me, Right?

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00:00:00 The you. Can.
00:00:52 The time is now 10:01 p.m..
00:00:56 Do you know which ideas you're dismissing out of hand
00:01:00 that are counterintuitive, but true?
00:01:03 Hi, I'm Gerry, and welcome to Fladge Rants Live.
00:01:07 A little housekeeping to get us started here.
00:01:11 I've got to give, huge shout out to E.L.
00:01:14 fudge for 2069 for single handedly spurring more interest
00:01:19 in the show than any single viewer than, anybody in our 85 week history.
00:01:24 With the added revenue stream, we were able to make some serious
00:01:27 enhancements to the set here.
00:01:30 So E.J.
00:01:31 Phillips 2494 increase our popularity so much.
00:01:34 I would like to offer a full time spot on the show and a featured segment.
00:01:38 I mean, normally I say that was the topic three weeks ago.
00:01:42 So let's just move on.
00:01:44 But we shouldn't turn our backs on and ignore our newfound success.
00:01:48 All I did was mention the 32nd most popular name on planet
00:01:52 Earth, with the claim
00:01:54 that he was a fat, old, worthless grump with no redeeming qualities.
00:01:58 Dave.
00:01:58 Hi Dave, but when you acknowledge that you knew
00:02:02 such a person that just confirmed
00:02:05 that you know a fat, old worthless grump with no redeeming qualities.
00:02:10 Also, Nate the Great 2862
00:02:13 for talking about, Pete or Sam or what was his name?
00:02:17 Dan. Doug. Doug.
00:02:19 I think it was Monday.
00:02:21 Thank you so much for your continued support and interest in our show.
00:02:25 The way you sparked interest in our show with your come at me bro mentality,
00:02:29 though childish, was a much needed shot in the arm and truly inspired.
00:02:34 So thank you for acknowledging that.
00:02:37 You know, a certain douche bag and throwing him under the bus
00:02:40 for the benefit of the show.
00:02:42 It is sincerely that Dave.
00:02:44 So now on with the show.
00:02:48 Today's topic is incredulity,
00:02:51 and I dismiss a lot of things out of hand.
00:02:54 Being incredulous, incredulity is the flip side
00:02:58 of the coin of, incredible or unbelievable.
00:03:03 Now, if something's
00:03:05 incredible, it's it's hard for anyone to believe.
00:03:09 If you are incredulous, then you are treating something
00:03:12 the as if it were incredible or unbelievable.
00:03:18 Usually with indignant or,
00:03:21 or just,
00:03:25 strong word for it. So,
00:03:29 I try to throw my guys for a loop
00:03:31 and take it from a strange angle, but it's beyond that point.
00:03:35 Now, they can probably safely guess where I'm going with this, and I.
00:03:41 I want to keep an open mind.
00:03:45 I, scientific pursuit means,
00:03:51 trying to falsify what you believe is true and,
00:03:56 testing,
00:03:59 counterintuitive theories
00:04:02 and, and see if they stand up to scrutiny.
00:04:06 And that's how we find out about the world around us.
00:04:10 The, the few,
00:04:14 I've got a few, but,
00:04:18 incredulous
00:04:20 incredulity, but, Oh, I should probably address
00:04:23 the elephant in the room is I'm mispronouncing incredulity.
00:04:29 I know I'm going to hear about it, so I'm just nip it in the bud.
00:04:32 Incredulity is how it is spelled, and,
00:04:39 caramel is spelled caramel
00:04:42 and incredulity is spelled incredulity.
00:04:47 And I'm aware of this, and I
00:04:49 pronounce it the way I've always pronounced it.
00:04:53 So that's where I am with that.
00:04:58 If a few things that I consider to be.
00:05:02 Yeah, clarity, incredulity, pretty incredulity.
00:05:07 So when I say TV, jewelry,
00:05:10 you know, I mean incredulity because it sounds stupid when I say it correctly.
00:05:14 So incredulity.
00:05:18 Because the, the,
00:05:19 the g sound comes up when you say incredulous and
00:05:23 and and that I am pronouncing it correctly, incredulous.
00:05:27 But there's that g g d where there's just a d.
00:05:31 Anyway, so, first topic I want to knock down
00:05:36 is, panpsychism.
00:05:39 I always just give that
00:05:40 a dismissive hand wave and,
00:05:43 to, to get you caught up, in case you don't know, panpsychism is,
00:05:49 this.
00:05:51 Is conscious.
00:05:53 So all matter, all every subatomic particle
00:05:57 has a limited,
00:06:01 at least an amount.
00:06:03 It's on the scale of consciousness.
00:06:06 And I dismiss this out of hand
00:06:11 as ridiculous,
00:06:15 just nonsense.
00:06:17 Well, maybe there is something there.
00:06:19 And I think instead of dismissing it without even testing it,
00:06:24 I need to treat it with an open mind
00:06:26 and, take my blinders off.
00:06:29 And that is how we've made a lot of discoveries,
00:06:32 is by exploring these counterintuitive concepts.
00:06:37 So, one one thing is the,
00:06:42 this is going to give me a little ahead of the topic.
00:06:44 I, that I'm going to come up with later.
00:06:47 And that is, the cosmological constant.
00:06:52 Einstein realized there was a flaw in his mathematics.
00:06:55 So he added this cosmological constant.
00:06:57 He said it was the biggest blunder of his career.
00:07:01 Well, it turns out that's the
00:07:02 exact value of the cosmological constant that we use today.
00:07:07 There's no blunder.
00:07:08 He got it exactly right.
00:07:10 And he called it a mistake.
00:07:11 So he dismissed it out of hand because he just added it in there
00:07:15 to make the math work out.
00:07:17 And guess what? It turns out exactly right.
00:07:19 And that
00:07:21 that brings us to the fine tuning of the universe.
00:07:24 I was going to save that for later, but might as well tackle it right now.
00:07:29 I dismiss, the fine tuning of the universe
00:07:33 with incredulity because
00:07:37 it is like saying, look at that puddle of water.
00:07:41 That water formed the exact shape
00:07:45 of the the hole in the ground.
00:07:48 Well, of course, the water form the shape of the hole in the ground.
00:07:52 And. And what?
00:07:53 Well, the people who, cite the fine, fine
00:07:56 tuning in the universe are trying to state is that,
00:08:00 God had his hands on
00:08:01 the knobs and tuned the universe in such a way and such a razor's edge
00:08:07 with no margin for error so that life could exist.
00:08:11 And, because I got ahead of myself,
00:08:14 I'm going right to the next topic, which is,
00:08:18 in the the face tradition that I was raised in.
00:08:22 We were told to that our purpose was to worship God.
00:08:28 And if the greatest
00:08:31 being in the universe, his greatest accomplishment
00:08:34 was to create,
00:08:38 beings, to worship himself.
00:08:42 First of all, to worship
00:08:44 a greater power is not
00:08:47 does not add meaning to life, doesn't
00:08:50 qualify as a,
00:08:54 a purpose.
00:08:55 And and if your goal
00:08:59 for creating worshipers is to get worshiped,
00:09:03 that is a worthless god. So.
00:09:07 So there's that.
00:09:09 But what I
00:09:10 wanted to get to next was, before all that actually was remote viewing.
00:09:15 I dismiss that out of hand as a, psychic phenomenon
00:09:18 that can't possibly exist.
00:09:21 And, I'm
00:09:26 going to go ahead and, leave,
00:09:29 leave an open mind to this
00:09:31 and field whatever.
00:09:34 Objections or, or, arguments
00:09:37 for remote viewing that you could possibly have because,
00:09:43 with,
00:09:44 with just quantum entanglement
00:09:46 and what we know now about quantum physics,
00:09:51 this might be true.
00:09:54 As a matter of fact, my my pet,
00:09:58 conspiracy theory, which is which
00:10:00 most people treat with incredulity, is the Mandela Effect.
00:10:04 And that can be explained with the many worlds
00:10:09 theory of quantum physics, which basically states that it
00:10:14 every quantum event that takes place, if there's two ways you can turn out,
00:10:19 it turns out both ways, and the universe splits.
00:10:24 So yeah,
00:10:27 one follow up was me draw.
00:10:33 So. The most interesting afterlife concept
00:10:41 that I have been given was issued right here on
00:10:45 this show to me by draw.
00:10:48 And that is,
00:10:51 it's called quantum immortality.
00:10:54 And that simply states that you only exist
00:10:59 in universes
00:11:02 in which you have not died yet.
00:11:04 So in a near-death experience,
00:11:09 it could go and it could go either way.
00:11:12 Of course, you're only consciously aware
00:11:14 of the ones in which you survived.
00:11:17 So if there's a carry over
00:11:21 bleed over a jump or quantum jump where your consciousness
00:11:26 still exists in all of the universes
00:11:29 in which you didn't die,
00:11:33 and you have the collective consciousness of all of the ones that did, plus
00:11:37 the ones that that you are still alive in, or you're just simply
00:11:42 you're never going to be consciously aware of your death.
00:11:47 You're not going to look back at it and say, I just died.
00:11:50 And that brings me to another
00:11:54 incredulous thing.
00:11:55 A lot of people like to say, I'm going to see my loved ones later
00:11:58 after I die, I get to see my loved ones.
00:12:02 Here's why that can't be true.
00:12:05 You see, with your eyes,
00:12:10 the what you would be seeing.
00:12:15 Yeah.
00:12:15 Thanks, Brady.
00:12:16 And what you would be seeing is their body.
00:12:19 With your body, you would be seeing their body.
00:12:21 This is all concepts that that are.
00:12:26 In this realm. So,
00:12:30 so this week, I was looking through
00:12:32 some things that I treat with incredulity.
00:12:37 You hear that
00:12:39 then a branch or,
00:12:43 so I and it
00:12:44 brought me to Christopher Langan,
00:12:47 if you will recall, with me, Christopher Langan
00:12:50 was, scored the highest IQ ever.
00:12:54 So his theory of the universe is the consciousness information.
00:12:58 I'm sorry,
00:13:00 is the,
00:13:01 cognitive theoretical model of the universe or CTM? You.
00:13:06 It is hard not to treat that as hogwash.
00:13:10 Maybe I'm not expressing
00:13:14 my point as well as I need to,
00:13:18 I wish I could.
00:13:20 I'd put this in a ways that other people would understand.
00:13:23 But basically all I mean by this is that if,
00:13:28 infinity,
00:13:31 infinite sums or infinite.
00:13:34 Yeah, infinity is a useful mathematical concept.
00:13:39 And, that's what it's like to play with infinity.
00:13:41 I actually it was frustrating at first, but now it's quite useful.
00:13:44 Thanks.
00:13:45 However, it doesn't apply in the real world.
00:13:51 I would love to pursue all the knowledge I could possibly have if
00:13:54 if a genie granted me one super power, I would want to be superintelligence.
00:13:59 That would be fantastic.
00:14:01 But once you know everything, you cease to know anything.
00:14:06 I realize
00:14:08 I'm not putting it in a way that anybody can understand what I'm talking about.
00:14:11 Anytime you get an infinite anything,
00:14:15 it stops being.
00:14:17 A lot of people explain that, God
00:14:19 exists outside of time and space, and I wish people would understand
00:14:24 the word exist means within time and space.
00:14:28 That's an argument for another day.
00:14:31 So it's.
00:14:32 So I was looking for a ridiculous, absurd, counterintuitive
00:14:36 kind of dismiss that, nonsense that I would dismiss out of hand.
00:14:41 And, and so,
00:14:44 how can I
00:14:47 let's use an analogy.
00:14:48 You might not be at the let me know in the comments what you think.
00:14:52 If there was infinite money,
00:14:55 how much would a dollar be worth?
00:15:00 If you had all of the money,
00:15:04 that wouldn't make you wealthy at all.
00:15:10 Maybe.
00:15:10 Maybe you don't get it.
00:15:13 Maybe you do.
00:15:13 Let me know in the comments.
00:15:15 Roll the clip.
00:15:16 Brady.
00:15:22 Do you like the new set
00:15:24 that says flat rents?
00:15:26 Can you see it, or does it just look like a light
00:15:28 that the captain's got?
00:15:31 Baby Yoda, Kylo Ren, Kermit the Frog?
00:15:35 Oh, yeah.
00:15:36 And Homer Simpson, it's.
00:15:49 You got a clip?
00:15:50 I have no clip.
00:15:51 I can't hear anything either.
00:15:52 Give me the thing, Brady.
00:15:54 You can do the same thing.
00:15:57 I got the Air Force to do the thing.
00:15:58 Brady
00:16:00 I got no, and I abandoned the chair every 15 minutes, roughly anyway.
00:16:04 Yeah,
00:16:06 yeah.
00:16:07 Nice job.
00:16:08 Oh, I've got a I got a shoulder on.
00:16:14 I'm the face of a franchise
00:16:16 snaggle tooth and all.
00:16:19 I don't care what I look like.
00:16:21 Go me, go me.
00:16:23 Let's say behind you as I say that's,
00:16:26 I know it's hard to see I've kind of
00:16:29 turned all the way down, but,
00:16:32 what was it was the extra revenue we were able to gain by doubling our views
00:16:37 with elf fudge for 2069 showed up,
00:16:40 and we we stirred up some controversy.
00:16:44 I was able to, put a down payment on $1,000
00:16:48 neon sign.
00:16:51 So IRS comes calling this clearly a joke.
00:16:53 We have yet to make money on the show.
00:16:55 Oh, crap. Ever IRS?
00:16:58 Oh well, just because I made it up doesn't mean it's not true.
00:17:01 Are you dismissing it out of hand just because it sounds made up?
00:17:05 Okay, I believe you.
00:17:07 Oh, okay.
00:17:08 Can you see the knives above the over the, the captain's shoulders?
00:17:14 Those are the those are all the knives I hung up all the knives.
00:17:19 Perfect.
00:17:20 You see it now?
00:17:21 There we go.
00:17:22 You know, you need a taller chair.
00:17:24 Bless you. More knives?
00:17:27 Okay.
00:17:27 More knives.
00:17:28 No, this is easiest.
00:17:30 Kukri.
00:17:32 The lumpy two.
00:17:33 Lumpy. Part two.
00:17:36 It is kind of lumpy.
00:17:37 And there's there's a lumpy one, so.
00:17:39 But my kukri, on the other hand,
00:17:43 is lethal.
00:17:46 Yeah.
00:17:47 If I look at that bad boy.
00:17:50 So I don't have the
00:17:52 the epoxy that sets up in, you know, ten minutes.
00:17:56 So, we're not we're not done with these handles yet.
00:17:59 We just set them yesterday down with the knife yet, I would say, but.
00:18:03 Okay, we can talk about the handle.
00:18:05 Well, yeah.
00:18:06 I'm not done with the knife yet either, but we only have an hour left.
00:18:09 We go by the television show rules,
00:18:12 and, after five hours, your time is up, tools down.
00:18:15 So all these handles that you see above me, those are.
00:18:19 Those are within the parameters of the show.
00:18:21 And and I didn't cheat.
00:18:23 I just, you know, when the time's up, I, I stopped working
00:18:27 and that's my completed blade.
00:18:29 Now they're not none of them are finished.
00:18:31 None of them are worth weight use or even wall hanging.
00:18:35 But you don't want I hung them on the wall anyway.
00:18:38 What are you going to do?
00:18:40 I don't know, I'm not telling you how to live your life.
00:18:43 But you definitely live your life more like I do.
00:18:46 Yeah, definitely.
00:18:47 So I'm always doing brave and try,
00:18:52 the the quantum.
00:18:56 Immortality thing.
00:18:58 Except for one big problem that,
00:19:02 actually the the TMU, which it sounds like a college,
00:19:07 actually, might even cover, but
00:19:10 but he has so many, it's like we return to the infinite
00:19:15 when we die, and there is therefore lose our identity
00:19:19 and therefore does not give us an afterlife.
00:19:22 Then we're right back in the same position as I started.
00:19:26 So I can't get to an afterlife
00:19:29 even with these very reasonable arguments.
00:19:33 But this guy, Christopher, land Langdon,
00:19:37 is supposed to be the smartest man on planet Earth, and he came up with this
00:19:41 ridiculous theory, so I, I got all into it,
00:19:45 and it's it's he basically states that he found God.
00:19:49 And, of course, it's an undescribable,
00:19:52 infinite, source of logic.
00:19:56 Here's the problem I have with that.
00:19:58 Just like saying that, the objective reality,
00:20:02 objective morality doesn't exist without God.
00:20:05 Well, morality isn't objective to begin with.
00:20:09 There he is. That's layman now.
00:20:11 Objective reality.
00:20:13 I'm so sorry.
00:20:14 Objective morality doesn't exist because morality deals
00:20:18 with values and values is subjective.
00:20:23 Therefore, of course that but I digress.
00:20:27 So as reason logic comes from God, how do we do?
00:20:30 I mean that okay, it
00:20:34 everyone's agnostic
00:20:36 and I'm not being too bold when I say that.
00:20:39 I know that I can't prove there is not a God.
00:20:41 I know that you can't prove there is a God.
00:20:43 Therefore, we are all agnostic because gnosis
00:20:48 is knowledge, the ability to know something we do not have,
00:20:53 the ability to know whether there is a God or not.
00:20:58 If you don't know if the way this Bible talks, you should keep your mouth shut.
00:21:03 Yes, it
00:21:06 so I had no I no Bible study.
00:21:10 I want you to Bible study. I really do.
00:21:13 I do love Jesus.
00:21:16 Yeah, Bible study is good.
00:21:18 The phone sex is good. We're good.
00:21:20 Don't lose it.
00:21:21 Get back.
00:21:22 So we have logic.
00:21:24 We use logic if whether or not
00:21:29 there is a God, logic
00:21:32 doesn't come from him or her. It.
00:21:35 Because we are in this universe,
00:21:39 whether or not there is God and there is logic.
00:21:42 Therefore,
00:21:45 you can't say that it doesn't.
00:21:47 When, if or when we ever figure out that there is not a God,
00:21:51 I feel like I already have, but
00:21:55 but I don't want to be incredulous
00:21:57 because that's a logical fallacy.
00:21:59 And that's that wasn't the point I was getting at by by talking
00:22:03 about incredulity today, I wanted to do simply say
00:22:07 there are things worth being incredulous about.
00:22:10 And for the balance, the rest of everything keep an open mind.
00:22:14 Don't put the blinders on just because it sounds ridiculous.
00:22:18 Some ridiculous things are absolutely true.
00:22:24 So do you have a clip
00:22:27 or you just you just pick the show topic so you can bash on religion.
00:22:30 More is what you're probably. Yes.
00:22:33 Well, okay.
00:22:34 So the the bearded cartoon guy
00:22:37 on the throne in the clouds is a cartoon.
00:22:40 Why why do you have to make such a beautiful concept, such a ridiculously,
00:22:44 like, reductive cartoon?
00:22:47 Yeah, that would be like, anytime someone tells me a turtle.
00:22:50 Yeah, that was my exact point.
00:22:52 They would think about this motherfucker.
00:22:55 Yeah, instead of a turtle.
00:22:57 That's what you're doing. That's literally what you're doing.
00:23:00 Did you put that there just for that?
00:23:01 Because that was brilliant for foreshadowing me years ago.
00:23:04 Those was like the old school ones. They remade them a few years ago.
00:23:06 And so this is like exact what used to come, what used to come.
00:23:10 The saddest toy in the world is one that's trapped in a box.
00:23:15 No, that's how you maintain it.
00:23:16 I know, right, I have, I know it is, I do I have collectible wants to.
00:23:20 It doesn't mean what I'm saying isn't wrong.
00:23:23 Oh, yeah.
00:23:24 I didn't buy it. I was gifted, so I don't know what the fuck to do with it.
00:23:26 So you got to buy one of each.
00:23:28 You can play with it and collect it. What do you want me to do?
00:23:31 I also have one from the, oh to the movie back there to.
00:23:35 So just to bash on
00:23:36 God again, it'd be like me going a turtle and you go, oh, turtles.
00:23:40 No no no no no, it's perfect.
00:23:44 You guys kind of shows over.
00:23:45 I ignored the the end of the sentence, so, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll retell.
00:23:51 Okay, so hold on a second. You're talking to.
00:23:53 I'm not fighting this.
00:23:54 And you say, you guys, I like the way that you throw me into every.
00:23:58 I mean, let's do this one at a time.
00:24:00 I'm next kind of.
00:24:02 I don't want to be doing a gang up on you either.
00:24:04 I don't really oh, you need to.
00:24:07 Otherwise you're underpowered.
00:24:08 We need to. That's called underestimating.
00:24:12 Okay, bring it on.
00:24:15 But here's the thing is, I already won.
00:24:17 This is like a matrix.
00:24:18 There is no spoon thing because I have no reasonable, rational
00:24:22 concern of whether you believe something or not or what you think.
00:24:26 I believe or not.
00:24:28 And whether I'm just entertain your views,
00:24:31 whether or not is fitting.
00:24:35 So. Well done.
00:24:36 Yes, it's all right.
00:24:38 We can learn.
00:24:38 You know, if there's not one thing from the show that is we teach grammar.
00:24:43 Oh, yeah.
00:24:43 We did twice on the subtitles today, subtitled missing I have and, superfluous.
00:24:50 Right.
00:24:52 If it.
00:24:52 But it's got a gotta in it.
00:24:54 So you got to know where I was going with that.
00:24:56 I do, I see it.
00:24:58 I know I tried to correct you on the Levi's thing,
00:25:00 and I realized that you were right and I was wrong.
00:25:02 I apologize, I see you notice I put it up as a,
00:25:06 What do you call them when you do it? First, the proof or.
00:25:08 No, draft.
00:25:09 That's the word I'm looking for, I remember.
00:25:11 Oh, yeah, the draft.
00:25:13 We're this.
00:25:14 The draft said 83 again, but nobody nobody mentioned.
00:25:17 Nobody noticed that. No, no help. No nothing.
00:25:19 Yeah, well, I mean, this was before the show.
00:25:22 I realized it said. It said 83. Yeah.
00:25:25 You know what?
00:25:25 I think I'm I feel a little shaken.
00:25:28 I didn't realize our podcasts were numbered.
00:25:30 Yeah, they are numbered. They are numbered.
00:25:32 But this is 85 podcast.
00:25:33 No, this is 86.
00:25:35 No. Yeah, but I have 83, so we're both wrong.
00:25:40 Oh, I did stumbled across recursive processing,
00:25:45 which is another, theory about consciousness
00:25:49 because, I know drawer has complained about me
00:25:52 saying that consciousness was the end all be all of existence.
00:25:56 And, yeah.
00:25:58 No, it absolutely does.
00:26:00 And I'm still very wrong.
00:26:02 Recursive, I think, is the fact of thinking
00:26:06 about that, that you're thinking
00:26:09 like the idea that you have ideas.
00:26:13 It's kind of cool when you think about it,
00:26:15 like the perspective that you have, a perspective.
00:26:19 It's kind of neat.
00:26:21 It's actually really neat.
00:26:23 And it's the coolest thing we do.
00:26:26 Like, we we fly rockets to the moon,
00:26:29 but we have an estimate and I'm
00:26:33 like, what?
00:26:33 Your thought?
00:26:37 Sorry.
00:26:37 What was that?
00:26:38 Is there?
00:26:39 Do you like my new studio?
00:26:41 Look at this place.
00:26:43 It's awesome.
00:26:44 Yeah.
00:26:44 This is where you take us on a little tour, right?
00:26:47 Yeah. Okay, so here we have.
00:26:49 I should get a clip ready for next time.
00:26:50 You say that's still not ready.
00:26:52 I'm so late.
00:26:54 Right.
00:26:54 Hey, so when it comes to like you, you dislike people that stump for God, right?
00:27:01 You've got an issue with that?
00:27:02 Yes. For Jesus. Stump for religion.
00:27:04 What's the difference between somebody who stumps
00:27:06 for God and religion and someone who stumps for atheism?
00:27:10 I know where you're going with it already.
00:27:12 The difference would be God, the difference would be God.
00:27:15 No, because he's still, he's still involved.
00:27:18 One that one there is God and one there isn't.
00:27:20 Well, one of us is one plus the reality and the other one stunting the quest.
00:27:25 Now, I don't think that's how that works right now.
00:27:27 What do you mean?
00:27:28 There has to be a Santa Clause for you to not believe in Santa Claus, right?
00:27:31 He said there has to be something for you not to believe in it.
00:27:34 And I don't think that's how that works.
00:27:36 Well, I mean, how do you not believe in it then? If it.
00:27:38 I don't believe in a flatter.
00:27:40 So does that mean there is no shit just by me not believing flat earth?
00:27:44 I made one,
00:27:47 And dismissing the reductio is,
00:27:52 is, what you call incredulous, right?
00:27:56 Why, you sure do.
00:27:58 I love it.
00:28:00 Unicorns?
00:28:01 Did you say incredulous?
00:28:03 Incredulous, adding a Jew to everything
00:28:06 I throw at you and everything incredulous?
00:28:09 Try and say incorrect, I don't know.
00:28:10 What do I do?
00:28:12 I like, do I do I like dual?
00:28:14 Are you driving at 10:00 on a Monday?
00:28:16 Incredulity, incongruity?
00:28:20 Yeah. I'm not going to say incredulous.
00:28:21 For those of you that.
00:28:26 That's fine.
00:28:27 You don't have to say it. But that means you're wrong.
00:28:29 And I'm gonna hit the grammar button.
00:28:31 That's it. I'm putting on the jacket.
00:28:34 This is always our first jacket.
00:28:37 Copyright tag. I got my jacket off.
00:28:41 Jacket?
00:28:42 I gotta go back off right now.
00:28:46 I got one of those two jacket jacket off.
00:28:47 And I also did not masturbate.
00:28:49 I don't believe it. Oh.
00:28:53 I think that's Joe Rogan.
00:28:55 And I also did not masturbate.
00:28:57 I don't believe it.
00:28:58 That does not sound anything like Joe Rogan.
00:28:59 No, the I don't believe it part.
00:29:01 And I also did not masturbate.
00:29:03 I don't believe it.
00:29:05 Oh, I don't know who it is.
00:29:09 That's very very close.
00:29:11 Oh yeah. Yeah yeah okay.
00:29:13 Yeah.
00:29:14 So I just I just caught up I got, I got everything loaded now.
00:29:17 Right.
00:29:17 I was more worried about the code than the check.
00:29:20 My first clip was going to be a voicemail but I didn't have it ready.
00:29:24 And I been on the chair every 15 minutes roughly.
00:29:26 Anyway. Yeah.
00:29:28 Yes, yes,
00:29:30 I'm just as pretentious as my lab coat.
00:29:35 Was if it was up to flat plaid.
00:29:37 What's up buddy?
00:29:39 Hi. This message is for flash.
00:29:43 That's the one.
00:29:44 That's a good segue.
00:29:47 Can I do this?
00:29:47 Two handed here?
00:29:50 I usually do my hands.
00:29:51 Motherfucker. This is David's wife again.
00:29:55 I cannot believe that you are still doing a podcast on your little thread.
00:29:59 You ran bullshit with the fuck I got you fired.
00:30:03 I wrote a letter and got you fired.
00:30:05 You should be done.
00:30:06 Done podcast, been done working for you.
00:30:09 Should I care about you?
00:30:11 I call you my brother after you two
00:30:14 I think I run a company that you podcast.
00:30:18 Well, you've done your podcast days
00:30:21 I don't and you motherfucker, you.
00:30:24 I swear David is still upset.
00:30:26 He he can barely even go to work.
00:30:29 He can't even sleep, right?
00:30:31 He's been impotent for at least 15 years now.
00:30:34 Most of that doesn't
00:30:34 have to do with the podcast, but a lot of it has to do with the podcast.
00:30:38 I am so sick of you.
00:30:39 I'm going to go to the police. I'm going to go to the FBI.
00:30:42 I'm going to go.
00:30:43 I would go to the stupid president, but that is this guy got in there.
00:30:47 I'm going to try to do something really quick
00:30:49 before before that, go use me and me.
00:30:52 I'm going to.
00:30:52 You're fired. Motherfucker.
00:30:54 You weird looking motherfucker. You with you.
00:30:56 You've got them.
00:30:57 Yeah.
00:30:57 Go in your bald fucking head.
00:31:00 That Tom I just said.
00:31:02 Oh, you make you want to throw up? No.
00:31:06 000. It sounds like they really start.
00:31:12 Should we call Huck tour?
00:31:14 Should we call someone? Yes, I something kind of. Huck.
00:31:15 Do you know who that reminds me of?
00:31:17 I, I that it's any of this guy
00:31:22 you try to attack in the middle.
00:31:25 It fucking does.
00:31:26 That's hilarious.
00:31:30 I don't have a problem with his acting.
00:31:31 He's one of the he.
00:31:33 I don't like, hate him when I see him and stuff, but he is fucking annoying.
00:31:36 Oh, but I hate. I don't think he's really that.
00:31:38 So here's something.
00:31:40 I learned this on the show.
00:31:41 What was he in? He was in one. He got one time, right?
00:31:44 No. He was, I don't want to say because it makes me sound sad and gay.
00:31:48 He was, Phoebe's Phoebe's boyfriend that shot a bird on friends.
00:31:51 That's where I learned, that's all you are a gay for.
00:31:54 I know that one.
00:31:55 But he shot a bird. He shot a bird. It was a really.
00:31:57 No, you're you're cool in today's standards,
00:31:59 but you're gay when it comes to the 90s standards.
00:32:02 Yeah.
00:32:02 Agreed? Agreed.
00:32:04 For a bunch of shows that didn't matter.
00:32:06 Hey, if you mute.
00:32:07 If you mute Gary because he's too much background noise, you got to unmute him.
00:32:10 So. No. Oh, my bad.
00:32:11 I just, I figured I didn't realize he was back yet
00:32:14 and I abandoned the chair every 15 minutes, roughly.
00:32:17 Anyway. Yeah.
00:32:19 Are you sitting on a milk crate?
00:32:20 The studio looks awesome, but thank you.
00:32:23 Because, like, you're sitting on a milk crate, make sure you get some help.
00:32:26 Did you get a shout out I missed?
00:32:28 If you do, we my pillow.
00:32:31 It looks like.
00:32:31 Like it would be Bill. Nice set from like, the 90s.
00:32:34 You know what you need to do?
00:32:35 You need to I.
00:32:35 Because I understand why you're so high.
00:32:37 You want to see the knives and the captains.
00:32:38 Speaking of so high, I can see that without doing this.
00:32:41 Give me that much higher.
00:32:43 So high also.
00:32:47 Oh my. Oh.
00:32:52 Because everybody. Oh no.
00:32:54 Oh yes, yes I fantasize about this back in Chicago.
00:32:59 Mercy, mercy me that.
00:33:00 Mercy it like goes higher than a kite.
00:33:03 Lots of pretty important.
00:33:04 So you want to get the captain's heads in there too?
00:33:06 You're going to have to get them chairs also.
00:33:08 Yeah.
00:33:09 You might need to change the perspective.
00:33:11 I don't know how much you can adjust your camera.
00:33:13 Yeah.
00:33:13 Put put the camera right at your nut level if it can go like lower
00:33:16 the angle back more so you can see if you could only see I don't know.
00:33:20 Yeah. If only I could see.
00:33:22 They should make like another camera.
00:33:25 Look at your, Who's there?
00:33:26 Who's, I, we heard other people there. Are they going to be on.
00:33:29 And it was.
00:33:30 Will it be like he just he just left.
00:33:33 He wanted to catch the the debut of the studio has fun while it lasted though.
00:33:37 It was.
00:33:38 Did he because he built it nice.
00:33:43 And the stand that the, the phone is, who who built it will
00:33:49 we. We don't have a thing.
00:33:51 Or are you.
00:33:52 Was it just a nice, nice gesture?
00:33:54 And now you're in danger?
00:33:56 He actually, But the the the neon sign.
00:34:02 Damn. No shit.
00:34:03 I sent text for him.
00:34:06 Yeah, that was,
00:34:09 unbelievably kind.
00:34:10 It was, And then he built this whole thing.
00:34:12 I'm not a I'm on a stage.
00:34:14 I'm on a platform. You.
00:34:16 But it should be a lot warmer.
00:34:18 Just. Oh,
00:34:21 my nose is running.
00:34:22 It's cold in here.
00:34:24 Hopefully Peta doesn't cover that.
00:34:25 The animals you have in cages, mind you,
00:34:29 there are some animals.
00:34:30 I've got a Wookie
00:34:33 cages.
00:34:33 We got a frog.
00:34:36 Of course.
00:34:36 Grogu. What? What is that?
00:34:39 I've got no, the kids segment, my
00:34:42 Sabina segments pretty good.
00:34:45 I load that stuff up.
00:34:47 We've got tons.
00:34:48 I don't know, and we've got Sean tonight. One,
00:34:54 showing in the chat.
00:34:56 Is that us? You have anything to talk about?
00:34:58 What's the topic?
00:34:59 Does it say families or does it say private chat?
00:35:02 Says chat?
00:35:04 I dropped it, I drop the thing in the comments.
00:35:05 It just says I love me some energy because Gary dropped an energy earlier,
00:35:09 but it doesn't show up in the comments on the screen here.
00:35:12 But it's on my phone, so I don't know.
00:35:13 Yeah, that's great, but that's private chat.
00:35:16 Just that's the behind the scenes.
00:35:18 No, I did it also on Rumble on my phone too though.
00:35:22 Oh it's not.
00:35:23 It's two different chats.
00:35:25 There's two different chat rooms.
00:35:27 Oh. It's common something something might be wrong.
00:35:30 Live chats. Maybe. I need to be in live chat.
00:35:32 Yeah. See, I fucking hate that.
00:35:33 That's so annoying.
00:35:34 Why do they separate live chats and comments and then you can't
00:35:37 see the live?
00:35:38 Yeah.
00:35:38 Once the chat ones done, it's done now I had to.
00:35:41 I was trying to find a quote from Elijah Wood 2849
00:35:47 and I couldn't find the list of quotes.
00:35:50 And so I just gave up
00:35:51 because I took about five seconds, and then I was like, yeah, whatever.
00:35:55 Fucking app developers I Elijah Wood, son of a bitch.
00:35:59 He's 24 or 49.
00:36:02 Yeah, right.
00:36:04 Son of a bitch.
00:36:06 Well, he's on my Mount Rushmore of Bible figures.
00:36:10 And he said, yeah.
00:36:12 Elijah Wood 2849.
00:36:15 So many.
00:36:16 I need to be able to order these.
00:36:17 I have, oh, there we go.
00:36:22 Oh, shit.
00:36:24 I'm glad you like it, brother.
00:36:27 I can't read it all about understanding.
00:36:29 I, I says he likes the new studio.
00:36:32 The sweet Tesla coil behind you.
00:36:34 Neon doesn't have a. Oh, the Tesla coil.
00:36:36 Not the sign.
00:36:38 Yes. Tesla coil. You got
00:36:40 you really can't tell that it's flange wrench with the bullhorn in between.
00:36:45 It starts with an F and ends with A, so could we.
00:36:48 I don't know what you can do to,
00:36:50 I wonder if y'all have it adjusting some camera settings.
00:36:53 Does neon have a dimmer switch?
00:36:56 Yeah, it does have a never took.
00:36:59 It. So I would assume it's led.
00:37:01 Not real neon or is it real neon.
00:37:03 It looks real neon.
00:37:04 Oh yeah. Turn it down.
00:37:06 You're going up. Go down.
00:37:07 You want to just.
00:37:08 All right.
00:37:08 And just barely. That looks way better
00:37:11 for the portal now keep going all the way down.
00:37:14 Is it go.
00:37:15 No. Oh, well, it's low I mean that's oh, you know, that's fucking perfect.
00:37:20 Unfortunately, he's going to hate the price of a different perspective.
00:37:24 Yeah.
00:37:24 He's like, looks tastic in person.
00:37:28 But we tried different things with the lighting in here,
00:37:30 and it just shows up as a bright light.
00:37:32 Can you read it now? Yeah, yeah.
00:37:34 It's perfect. Great.
00:37:38 So, there's no there's no kid.
00:37:42 I'm the kid.
00:37:43 I haven't seen it. Okay.
00:37:45 I know I did the best.
00:37:47 He's been legally informed he can.
00:37:49 I had a staycation, right?
00:37:50 They told them that to not to interact with.
00:37:52 Or else they're coming for his job.
00:37:55 That's.
00:37:55 Oh, all I know is that's fine, because kids are not
00:37:58 welcome on these premises.
00:38:02 If you don't like me, it's a sign the kid had a baby.
00:38:05 I suck as a kid.
00:38:07 Kids suck.
00:38:08 You suck the kid. What? Don't do that.
00:38:11 Let's do the kid.
00:38:13 Let's do it, kid.
00:38:15 Oh, yeah, let's do the kid first.
00:38:16 But we can do the kid.
00:38:18 You want to. You want to just cut to the kid?
00:38:20 Yeah, we should do the kid.
00:38:23 I got no, we brought the kid's cherry.
00:38:26 We didn't know.
00:38:27 He didn't know.
00:38:30 That's not.
00:38:31 That's not cool at all.
00:38:33 I did find out this week that there is a kid to,
00:38:37 to claim non-binary
00:38:40 on your Michigan driver's license. Now.
00:38:43 And, Interesting.
00:38:45 I thought they were giving me a treat.
00:38:46 That was the incredulity.
00:38:48 I thought, all the DEA and all the shit was out the window.
00:38:51 You heard,
00:38:52 Zuckerberg on, Rogan's podcast.
00:38:55 I did not hear Zuckerberg on Rogan's podcast.
00:38:57 Quite interesting that he was.
00:38:58 It was acting like, acting like, all of a sudden it's this,
00:39:02 like, new thing to, like, oh, yeah, Mark Zuckerberg make some major changes.
00:39:06 The Facebook person credits Trump's reelection for bringing back free speech.
00:39:10 Mark Zuckerberg, you think I'm just afraid to do something?
00:39:13 Oh, dude, he's not the only one. Everyone is. And what?
00:39:15 He was afraid.
00:39:16 Are you suggesting that
00:39:18 there's no reason to be afraid of the strongest administration in the world?
00:39:21 He specifically said the Biden administration
00:39:25 was trying to silence shit, and they were just kind of like, okay.
00:39:28 But they yelled at him, even yelled and screamed at him, you can't.
00:39:31 That's that that's I mean,
00:39:33 I get if the government's coming at you, but at the same time that's oops,
00:39:37 that's,
00:39:39 you know, hate when I do that.
00:39:40 They're telling you to like, what do they have?
00:39:42 Like, no, I'm allowed to do whatever I want.
00:39:44 And if you have a problem, we can bring this public.
00:39:46 You know?
00:39:48 But did you see it already started like, the next day.
00:39:51 Sound like. Oh, they made me.
00:39:52 Oh, they like, oh, like I was.
00:39:54 I was encouraged to to silence anyone saying anything like it.
00:39:59 No, no, no, it's not that simple.
00:40:00 Oh. I pointed a couple people and then it got out of hand
00:40:03 because they were they were putting their ideologies.
00:40:05 He didn't.
00:40:06 They were I can't no he's, he's he's trying to save face.
00:40:10 It's it's a lot of it's an interesting interview.
00:40:12 The first half of it, the second half is kind of boring. But
00:40:16 ma'am, it makes perfect sense to me.
00:40:19 I mean, you just.
00:40:20 If you make a lot of money from the government administration,
00:40:22 you want to be sweet and soft and in in color.
00:40:27 You want to be in sync with the administration.
00:40:29 So, yeah, saving face is one way to put it.
00:40:31 But sensible business logic is another.
00:40:34 Didn't happen until the Biden administration,
00:40:37 and they were pushed hard and it happened out.
00:40:40 It happened.
00:40:41 All of those things were all of those things were false. Yeah.
00:40:43 But they were saying that they were pushed hard during the Biden administration.
00:40:46 Yeah, yeah. He said there were two of that.
00:40:47 There were two points in his in the Facebook journey.
00:40:50 He kept calling it the journey.
00:40:51 It was when Trump was running and that was who was before Trump.
00:40:54 I'm genuinely don't remember.
00:40:56 Was that Obama or no. Was there somebody in between?
00:40:59 Trump.
00:41:00 Trump, yeah.
00:41:01 Who's who's president before Trump the first time Obama?
00:41:05 Obama. Yeah. Yeah.
00:41:06 So they did a lot of stuff.
00:41:08 Then they started doing stuff.
00:41:09 Then they asked him.
00:41:11 So that administration did too. And then and that was the first one.
00:41:13 And then Covid was the second.
00:41:14 He said it was just beyond his.
00:41:18 It's just I blanked.
00:41:19 So I know if you look, I forgot when.
00:41:21 But he started eating meat
00:41:23 and then he suddenly became like all
00:41:26 he still looks a normal weird motherfucker though.
00:41:29 You kick your ass, you.
00:41:30 He knows what you did.
00:41:32 Yeah.
00:41:33 What do you say that was about that?
00:41:34 And it was just because.
00:41:36 Watch some of his fights, I.
00:41:37 So I know a lot of people are, like, full of shit,
00:41:39 but he knows even the people. Yeah.
00:41:41 Because he has a bunch of money to pay someone to fucking show them how to do it.
00:41:44 Like, okay, okay.
00:41:46 I'm just saying he has a bunch of free time
00:41:48 because he has a bunch of money, like, oh, good, good for you.
00:41:50 I'm glad I can't stand.
00:41:52 I can't stand the guy. I'm just saying it.
00:41:54 It's weird. It's weird. You even have pupils.
00:41:57 No, he's a cyborg.
00:41:58 Everybody knows that.
00:42:00 He was the Jew in jujitsu.
00:42:03 He looks more like data from Star Trek than it actually does.
00:42:06 Oh, I'd say during that was a big gulp.
00:42:10 It was during the put some oil in his mouth trying.
00:42:12 Oh, please lubricate me.
00:42:14 Please.
00:42:14 Lubrication program and there you go.
00:42:16 You can clip the clip.
00:42:17 I'm generally like pretty pro rolling out vaccines.
00:42:20 I think on balance the vaccines are more positive than negative.
00:42:23 But I think that
00:42:27 why would he say that push that vaccines in general or this we also tried to censor
00:42:31 and then the arguing against it was generalizing.
00:42:33 They pushed okay super hard.
00:42:35 I agree to take down the things that were honestly were true.
00:42:39 Like what is right?
00:42:40 I mean, they are harsh and certain.
00:42:42 You know, anything that
00:42:46 says, you can push me,
00:42:47 you can push me super hard to like, I don't know, want to suck a dick?
00:42:51 I'm not going to do it. Like,
00:42:54 yeah, you push pretty hard.
00:42:55 I lost a bank line, and that's the best way I can put it.
00:42:57 They pushed me pretty hard.
00:42:58 Yeah, like if it was like, we're going to slit your throat.
00:43:01 If you don't suck a dick, then yeah, I'd probably suck the dick.
00:43:04 You know what I mean?
00:43:04 Like you're just going to lose some money.
00:43:06 You're just going to lose some money.
00:43:09 I know we're in a in a
00:43:12 I like drawing.
00:43:13 Get some money?
00:43:15 Yeah.
00:43:17 Either way, you're sucking dick either.
00:43:19 Yeah. From.
00:43:22 Guys.
00:43:22 Can I get you to come
00:43:26 to my birthday party?
00:43:29 Oh, you play
00:43:31 Overwatch?
00:43:32 You so much, daddy. Cool.
00:43:35 This guy's got some moves.
00:43:37 We just got this.
00:43:38 A new Mercedes commercial that this plays this I can't believe that I want.
00:43:42 Are you guys daddy cool?
00:43:45 No, there's no
00:43:47 competition for people that match up.
00:43:50 Daddy could be daddy, but it's not doing the flash.
00:43:55 My slide is doing the flash.
00:43:57 Yeah, I don't I don't dance,
00:44:01 so you can't have a dance in that flash.
00:44:02 Hold on.
00:44:03 For my experience, if you don't dance, you can't have a dance named after you.
00:44:07 Nope.
00:44:08 I get to.
00:44:10 All right.
00:44:12 My dance days are numbered.
00:44:14 Hopefully it doesn't press anybody.
00:44:15 Your podcast days are numbered differently this week.
00:44:17 That's weird. Right?
00:44:19 Yeah, it was, but I fixed it and fixed it.
00:44:22 Where is, RJ Filipino taught me for 38.
00:44:26 Yeah.
00:44:26 No kidding.
00:44:27 I, I so obviously judge for 26.
00:44:30 I thought we had a new listener.
00:44:32 We don't do we. We haven't seen
00:44:35 you can hear what they, we said to them.
00:44:36 You can look at the views and go, oh shit, they're right.
00:44:38 And retreat.
00:44:40 It was obviously Dave's wife's brother, right.
00:44:42 I got yeah, right. Yeah.
00:44:44 I think it's any real, any interaction, any interaction and any, any.
00:44:46 Come on, shoot you up.
00:44:48 They'll shoot you up. The algorithm.
00:44:50 Something going on with. That's a family in there.
00:44:52 And the worst part the world is for David likes the world likes conflict.
00:44:56 So if you get shot at the algorithm and it's negative,
00:44:58 like some kind of, you know, like flame war bickering of any kind,
00:45:01 it gets highlighted and spotlighted even more.
00:45:03 Yeah, I would say it almost seems like Dave is very anti conflict.
00:45:07 So I very much feel like the whole reason anything had happened
00:45:12 was due to the people around him, which seem they said,
00:45:15 that's what I call the very first moment, very controlling of how,
00:45:19 you know, Dave should react versus how he actually reacts.
00:45:21 Right. It's very weird. Right?
00:45:24 I mean, you heard the call clearly.
00:45:26 Oh, yes.
00:45:27 Yes, I'm sure George heard the call.
00:45:31 I know Gary didn't, but I did.
00:45:34 I listen to it again this week.
00:45:36 You know, you didn't know.
00:45:38 No that we just had a new. She called in again.
00:45:40 You didn't hear it. Well, we're gonna play it again, man. If.
00:45:42 Yeah. Oh, no.
00:45:43 I heard here I was, I was talking to Will.
00:45:48 I was muted motherfucker.
00:45:50 This is David's wife again.
00:45:52 I cannot believe that you are still doing podcast on your little head.
00:45:57 You rant bullshit.
00:45:58 And then I tell you what, you're right. You.
00:46:01 It gave me so much inspiration.
00:46:02 I wrote an original song about the whole incident.
00:46:04 Will play right after this.
00:46:06 Okay, you should know my my opening.
00:46:09 I said.
00:46:10 My brother, I will woke up at 2 a.m.
00:46:13 and I wrote this all out.
00:46:14 I just had a flash of inspiration done. You.
00:46:18 I started with video footage for 2069 because I loved it.
00:46:21 And then I just went on from that dude is still upset.
00:46:24 He goes, I don't, I go to we haven't seen them all 67 Bleep right.
00:46:29 He's been impotent for at least a while.
00:46:31 He is now most of that. Thank you.
00:46:33 Thank you from the bottom of my heart.
00:46:35 So good to do with the podcast.
00:46:36 And I I'm so sick of you. I'm going to go to the police.
00:46:39 I'm going to go to the FBI.
00:46:40 I'm going to go.
00:46:40 I would go, let me go to the police.
00:46:42 If you file a false police report, you get charged with whatever you reporting.
00:46:45 I'm going to try to do something really quick before before that go.
00:46:49 But let's keep in mind, like it. You.
00:46:51 Every conflict I've been a part of
00:46:54 you has the same common thread for me.
00:46:57 That group, like we might be overlooking you to.
00:47:01 We might be overlooking the fact that I got the same problem every time.
00:47:06 Every time I look in the mirror, I see me, me.
00:47:10 Yeah, it. Who
00:47:12 fucking day over here is.
00:47:14 So as always, the disclaimer on the show is we are all our own person.
00:47:18 The show does not take responsibility for any words or any kind of person at all
00:47:21 playing a character. Well, that too right?
00:47:23 See right here I'm the character of draw.
00:47:26 So this is not in the words of draw.
00:47:27 This is in the words of me.
00:47:29 This is based on a true story, but.
00:47:34 Yeah,
00:47:36 yeah, I feel like such contrast of shithole
00:47:41 to anybody that may have to be stuck in work
00:47:43 in a plastic style shithole.
00:47:52 Just a plain day in this plastic shithole.
00:47:58 Pretty toxic.
00:47:59 You started to call for.
00:48:04 And I was here every 15 minutes, roughly.
00:48:07 Everyone. Yeah.
00:48:08 So, yes, I'm counting down from Wednesday's
00:48:13 fire.
00:48:14 May suffocate me, set me free.
00:48:19 See? But this restaurant,
00:48:24 who I'd rather die than be trapped with,
00:48:27 they stuck in this factory.
00:48:32 Let's say it ain't me.
00:48:35 No. Oh, the rubber burns, the smoke chokes.
00:48:41 Invisible particles fill my throat day after day.
00:48:45 It cuts away the world.
00:48:47 So let's just face the way my body looks.
00:48:50 My bones decay inside the shell I lost my way.
00:48:54 Fire may suffocate me.
00:48:56 Something fresh.
00:48:59 Hey, friend.
00:49:01 What this lesson may
00:49:04 I rather die than be trapped
00:49:07 when they suck in this factory.
00:49:12 It's cheating me.
00:49:16 You fucking suck!
00:49:18 No! Escape from this chemical to me.
00:49:23 I'm one of the forgotten to.
00:49:29 A hollow life
00:49:31 applied to life.
00:49:34 A nameless killer in the systems grinder.
00:49:40 Fire may suffocate me.
00:49:42 Sacrifice
00:49:45 anything but this
00:49:47 misery I'd rather die to me.
00:49:52 Try to say.
00:49:55 Stuck in this factory.
00:49:59 Shading me up.
00:50:01 You fucking suck.
00:50:03 Oh, I.
00:50:12 Suck.
00:50:14 You'll be singing it all wrong.
00:50:17 Fuck sucking suck. I'm.
00:50:28 Yeah yeah
00:50:29 yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I have to.
00:50:33 Yeah yeah. So inspired.
00:50:35 Never been so inspired since I was like 20.
00:50:40 I haven't been to work in a week.
00:50:42 Yes, that's perfect segue.
00:50:44 How's that going? If you do. Oh, yeah.
00:50:47 I love not working.
00:50:48 This is fun.
00:50:51 That's the second most obvious thing you said on the show.
00:50:54 Yeah. Oh, yeah.
00:50:55 I've I've really I've had a great week.
00:50:57 This has been fun.
00:50:58 Like, just setting up this studio like I used to.
00:51:01 I used to do my recordings over there. You're fired.
00:51:04 And there's there's my old backdrop over there,
00:51:07 and I just move the captains over here and Kermit, and you go
00:51:11 and the and coil.
00:51:13 But that's always been there.
00:51:15 Well, it hasn't always been there, but this is all Will's work.
00:51:18 And then this is Hodges.
00:51:22 So what you're saying is where there's a will, there's a way.
00:51:25 Yeah, there's a wall. My God, you're dead.
00:51:27 You're fired. You're never going to work here.
00:51:30 Oh, but she's.
00:51:30 I think we're
00:51:31 we're going to put a dimmer switch on the on the neon sign, see if we can
00:51:36 darken it up a bit, or maybe like a tint over it again.
00:51:41 Son of a bitch.
00:51:41 I love the feeling of she's a smoky plexiglass plate there.
00:51:45 You know, smoky put.
00:51:47 Yeah. So I had to do my pinball machine.
00:51:49 I got led and even on the lowest setting, you can't play pinball
00:51:53 because it blinds you.
00:51:55 Well, I actually, you know what
00:51:59 I fired, I have I have a piece left.
00:52:01 Let me know how wide it is.
00:52:02 I might have a perfect piece for it.
00:52:05 I'd say about 2.5ft.
00:52:10 I don't know if I have a piece that big.
00:52:11 Is that sounds.
00:52:12 That seems wider than a pinball score.
00:52:15 You know, the pinball score, screen score?
00:52:18 Yeah.
00:52:18 It's only about just a little tiny, but still, it's.
00:52:22 It's over two feet.
00:52:23 Maybe we'll talk about it after the show.
00:52:24 We don't want to ruin the professional flow that we have going on.
00:52:27 Yeah, we've really got a good flow right?
00:52:29 Yes. Yeah. Since you're going to play
00:52:32 whatever you want anyway, how about the new Sabina clip?
00:52:36 No, since I'm going to play whatever I want anyway.
00:52:39 Yeah.
00:52:41 Dear.
00:52:44 Fired!
00:52:46 Yay! You're fired!
00:52:48 Ask your son and his wife.
00:52:51 There's going to be a quite an incredulous theme this time.
00:52:54 Yeah.
00:52:55 My son and his wife have have been living with us, man.
00:52:59 You see?
00:53:00 Notice how when the drop hits, I pause. It's like perfect.
00:53:02 I let the drop through because there was no stop on the drop.
00:53:04 Once it starts going like it's going to overtake.
00:53:06 Like I just take, take, take notes.
00:53:09 My son and his wife have been living with us for two
00:53:11 and a half years, so they can save for a house.
00:53:14 Recently, my best friend told me that a mutual acquaintance
00:53:17 spotted a picture of my son and his wife on a swinger website.
00:53:21 Well, first I discounted it. Then
00:53:24 I started noticing they were going out every Friday and Saturday night.
00:53:27 My daughter in law usually dressed, usually dressed provocatively,
00:53:31 and they wouldn't get home until around 5 or 5:30 a.m..
00:53:35 My husband and I are both Christians.
00:53:37 Me neither. Neither.
00:53:38 Neither of us are feel comfortable about the situation.
00:53:41 What do you recommend we do?
00:53:43 Sound incredulous in Texas.
00:53:48 Kick them out.
00:53:50 Dude, I gotta take this seriously.
00:53:52 Neither my
00:53:56 the good Lord helps those who help themselves
00:53:59 that they're going out on a Friday and Saturday.
00:54:02 It's like they're going out on a weekday.
00:54:05 If you're staying at someone else's house
00:54:07 to save money, you better frigging save some money.
00:54:10 It's not like it's nothing. They're doing it on Sunday.
00:54:12 That's the day of rest.
00:54:13 It's not a free for all the rest.
00:54:17 Okay, then just just then go buy a house that you can afford right now,
00:54:21 and then you can go out all weekend.
00:54:23 I don't think the swinging really cost them that much money.
00:54:25 I think they're just you know,
00:54:26 unless they're drinking, they don't really mention that.
00:54:28 It's just kind of
00:54:30 they won't do a swinger website unless that cost money.
00:54:33 Is there a subscription to that? You think?
00:54:37 No. It cost in much different ways.
00:54:40 Yeah. Costs
00:54:43 there. Yeah.
00:54:43 There are costs.
00:54:45 But, no, if you're just,
00:54:48 part of swinger thing aside,
00:54:51 would you say those costs are intangible, incalculable, and kind of hard to say.
00:54:56 I wouldn't say unapproachable in any circumstance.
00:54:59 Okay. Can people be better?
00:55:02 You getting together at a ball, kind of getting together,
00:55:05 act like you know what I'm saying and then answer the question
00:55:07 instead of blaming my stupidity for not answering.
00:55:12 So you're saying that a bunch of people shouldn't get together
00:55:14 and have sex or kind of do kind of gay things, or.
00:55:20 No. Putting all of that
00:55:22 aside and saying, if I was staying with someone that I'm just trying to deal
00:55:26 with the actual topic, which is staying with someone to save money,
00:55:31 means
00:55:32 get serious about it and get out like two and a half years.
00:55:36 That's what it's going on. A long. Ask them no money.
00:55:39 What if when they leave and they come back at five 5 or 538,
00:55:42 they come back at 500 extra dollars in their pocket Friday.
00:55:45 That's how they make their money. Money.
00:55:47 Maybe that is.
00:55:48 Is that Jesus?
00:55:50 He's just pouring out his wife.
00:55:52 You're leaving?
00:55:53 Maybe they're coming back with $500 and they're saving that.
00:55:56 And they're trying to they're trying to get out.
00:55:59 That way they can have their own sex parties at their own place.
00:56:02 Okay? And that's perfectly acceptable.
00:56:04 Then I went to this place called Queer Hollow.
00:56:07 Yeah I did oh, well, it was pretty cool.
00:56:10 It was called Queer Hollow.
00:56:11 Well, there are things that I don't understand or
00:56:14 I don't know whether there's information I don't have access to.
00:56:18 And Queer Hollow and I live by that.
00:56:20 By your own account. And that means it doesn't exist.
00:56:25 Now, queer.
00:56:26 How aware of something that doesn't exist, I don't think.
00:56:29 I don't think I've ever said that.
00:56:32 If we're not aware of it, how do we know it exists?
00:56:35 You don't.
00:56:37 If you're not consciously aware of it, you don't know it exists.
00:56:39 That doesn't mean it doesn't exist.
00:56:41 Thank you. I just wanted to hear you say that.
00:56:44 Weird. Yeah. So.
00:56:45 God, that's that's just that's a that's a
00:56:49 it is common sense.
00:56:55 You know,
00:56:55 atheism means that I lack a belief, right?
00:57:02 I think I lack a belief too, though,
00:57:04 so I don't when you say right at the end, it's superfluous.
00:57:07 So I, it's hard for me to listen to you.
00:57:08 Can you read?
00:57:09 Can you speak in English so I can understand? Yes.
00:57:12 I feel Brady lacks a relief to, but I don't.
00:57:15 Maybe not because I think the kid I got 15 year olds or high.
00:57:19 What?
00:57:19 What did you say?
00:57:19 14 believe 13, 14 years old and I don't.
00:57:22 11 and nine.
00:57:24 I have some beliefs that you might be in 20.
00:57:27 So it's okay if you can get a nine year old, an 11 year old.
00:57:29 They equal 20 and that makes it okay, right?
00:57:32 Hey. Speaking.
00:57:33 It's funny, my brain, I was just watching some shit,
00:57:36 figure what it was, but they were talking about, how,
00:57:40 I forget what it was.
00:57:41 Somebody was getting in trouble
00:57:42 for trying to do some, modern day To Catch a Predator.
00:57:45 Shit.
00:57:45 What a fuck starts a conversation like that.
00:57:48 Then I need to Catch a Predator is, like, popular on TikTok now.
00:57:51 And it's funny, know? Like, that's what we've been again.
00:57:54 Once again, we're head of the.
00:57:55 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:57:57 I went to I went to the Flagler Beach house.
00:57:59 I don't know, I forget what episode that was, but it's pronounced flat.
00:58:02 Oh, I remember that.
00:58:03 It's like the Flagler Beach. Yeah. We we we
00:58:07 named it.
00:58:08 Yeah. Of course. Yeah.
00:58:10 Do the Flagler
00:58:13 do we,
00:58:15 Now, I don't have anything, but I saw there was
00:58:18 daddy.
00:58:20 Daddy, look at him go.
00:58:24 And, you know,
00:58:25 it was the 776.
00:58:29 If he wasn't gay, he'd been doing all those. Oh.
00:58:36 I assume everyone has down syndrome.
00:58:39 Take that back.
00:58:39 It was 1976.
00:58:40 Even if he was gay, he was still had to do all those women.
00:58:43 Yeah. Very cool.
00:58:44 Yeah, he had to, like daddy cool for no reason.
00:58:47 He was.
00:58:47 I was three years old in 1976, or
00:58:50 I turned three and 76.
00:58:54 I don't believe you.
00:58:55 I was negative years ago. I did.
00:58:57 Yeah, I don't have anything pulled up, but I hope somebody else would.
00:59:00 But, we weren't playing nothing but chicken attack from now on.
00:59:05 Okay. There was a request for.
00:59:06 Oh, we do want to give a text.
00:59:09 I'm so confused which way we turn.
00:59:10 And left or right after chicken here.
00:59:12 My dad said, hey, man, the chicken attack you.
00:59:14 You often lets it go forward.
00:59:18 Okay?
00:59:18 You try to attack in the middle of the night and you kill chickens.
00:59:23 You killed my chickens.
00:59:27 Those were my best
00:59:30 birds.
00:59:30 You suckers.
00:59:33 500 chickens.
00:59:36 You killed my chickens, you terrorist!
00:59:42 I ran proxy miserable.
00:59:46 You killed my birds!
00:59:50 What animal?
00:59:51 This vicious animal.
00:59:53 That was a chicken attack,
00:59:56 This assailant was an angry rooster, I knew it, I had to beat myself.
01:00:01 Freeze up chicken got,
01:00:06 He was being attacked.
01:00:07 I just, like the rooster kept coming at.
01:00:11 And for the first two blocks.
01:00:13 Then I'll go check your chicken.
01:00:16 I have no,
01:00:20 I don't know that,
01:00:24 My lord look like you
01:00:28 on the time.
01:00:32 And the chicken attack.
01:00:33 My dad had a lot of chicken attacks.
01:00:37 Animal.
01:00:38 This vicious animal.
01:00:40 We started with a cute little chicken.
01:00:41 It just kept charging at me.
01:00:44 I was kicking it like this, kicking it off repeatedly.
01:00:47 And this animal just kept charging tooth.
01:00:51 The blood out patient.
01:00:52 They are patient as hell, man. They take so much shit.
01:00:55 Almost evil. Sinister, see?
01:00:57 But once they're triggered, they're like, fuck you after chicken here.
01:01:01 My dad said, hey, man, the chicken attacked my dad.
01:01:05 Oh. Oh, that,
01:01:09 chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken.
01:01:14 Is it?
01:01:14 Can I little leave you?
01:01:17 I don't think that's fair.
01:01:20 Yeah. Do.
01:01:21 The cat just got nailed right in the face.
01:01:23 Well, then that means that the chickens by the instigator here.
01:01:25 Right?
01:01:26 Right. Yeah. Animal.
01:01:28 This vicious animal.
01:01:30 I think they just kept charging at me.
01:01:33 Then I was kicking it like this, kicking it off repeatedly.
01:01:36 And the animal just kept charging.
01:01:39 Yeah, just keep charging.
01:01:41 There are some vicious chickens.
01:01:42 This one. This 1st May be a repeat.
01:01:46 You see this one already?
01:01:47 Come.
01:01:48 No, I haven't seen you so much.
01:01:50 I know my chicken. The dog. I have not seen this one.
01:01:52 You watch this fucker.
01:01:54 You got to see the beginning because it's quick.
01:01:56 This is like a bam.
01:02:00 Yeah.
01:02:01 And there a down.
01:02:04 Finally it was shooting.
01:02:06 So here there's more to this one there.
01:02:08 Right
01:02:09 on the fucking chicken.
01:02:10 Whoa. Is the fucker.
01:02:14 Where are they supposed to be?
01:02:15 The chickens in that?
01:02:17 Like like think chapter three.
01:02:19 How do you.
01:02:19 I'm the how do they know chicken to be there.
01:02:22 There's it's like hitting them. They're like, what are you doing dude.
01:02:24 Just open a gate and like, shoo them out.
01:02:26 Like, smack them.
01:02:27 Yeah, but then what do you got to do that in front of the these brutes?
01:02:32 Look what's in the bucket.
01:02:33 Look what's in the bucket I played last week.
01:02:35 That guy just shot the one with his kid about six feet away. You know,
01:02:39 he's throw your three year old out there and shoot a chicken sometimes.
01:02:42 Yeah, yeah.
01:02:44 Well, you know what?
01:02:45 Actually chicken chicken chicken chicken.
01:02:48 This next one is.
01:02:51 Has like, what would you do?
01:02:53 What would what would you do.
01:02:55 Remember that,
01:02:58 From the same where in the world is, draw and draw your.
01:03:00 Well, there's,
01:03:05 Damn.
01:03:07 But my chickens got attacked twice.
01:03:09 What would you do if my chickens got attacked by the neighbor's dog?
01:03:11 Twice. So.
01:03:12 But hold on a second. Twice?
01:03:14 How the fair that happened, bitch.
01:03:16 Whatever to fool me once.
01:03:17 Shame on you. Shame. Only play shame on me.
01:03:20 Oh, no.
01:03:23 Look, if you tell that this video is
01:03:25 is otherwise how old nature.
01:03:28 I'm kind of confused.
01:03:29 Why aren't her nipples popping out of a tiny little shit?
01:03:32 Because, TikTok is good to I.
01:03:35 She got no titties.
01:03:36 It's go. She got no titties. Oops.
01:03:39 Sorry.
01:03:40 So about three days ago, I was in my robe in the living room.
01:03:42 I hear, attacked by the dogs. See the robe?
01:03:46 So about three days ago, just for some context, I
01:03:50 draw story, so I, I still, I still occasionally watch wrestling.
01:03:54 And there's this female wrestler called Lyra Valkyrie.
01:03:58 Oh, well, she's got no titties and she's got an accent.
01:04:00 And so me and my brother, she goes, oh, we got no titties.
01:04:03 Knock. Who's there?
01:04:05 Not me. Said is, no. Right.
01:04:08 She's got no tattoos.
01:04:09 My name is Aya and I got no tattoos.
01:04:11 And that's. We just do that all day. Yeah. She's gone.
01:04:13 I've got.
01:04:13 That is still obscure contact. Yeah.
01:04:17 So I do weird shit.
01:04:18 Like, outside of this podcast too. So.
01:04:21 But yeah, my name is lighter and I got no titties.
01:04:24 Sorry. Here's some cool.
01:04:26 So I look outside and the neighbor's dog is not on a leash.
01:04:29 It runs out into our field where I free range my chickens
01:04:32 and it's chasing the chickens around.
01:04:33 Yeah, all these freaking out, she said, ranging from close.
01:04:37 And by the time I run outside,
01:04:38 the neighbors, I mean, they can't serve them in Michigan.
01:04:40 The dog were gone and I'm so mad I didn't know that dude.
01:04:43 Yeah, that was your sign.
01:04:44 Confuse me so much. Do eggs really run away?
01:04:46 Why do we need to know?
01:04:47 Why do we need to keep eggs in a cage?
01:04:50 Why are they. Yeah,
01:04:52 manufacturers like that.
01:04:55 It's clearly the big, big egg.
01:04:57 Big, big of a dish.
01:04:58 Is it like I've heard of big pharma, big military, big government.
01:05:01 Now I've heard a big egg, big chicken, big dairy,
01:05:05 big all over in this tiny animal, this vicious animal.
01:05:08 About an hour to find all the chickens.
01:05:10 Most of them were, like, under bushes, terrified.
01:05:12 Two days later, the grandma and the dog are walking by our field.
01:05:16 It runs out into the fields, pinned one of our chickens, killed
01:05:19 like literally had a chicken attack.
01:05:20 My dad mom came out there, she free
01:05:22 like got it under control and was like, obviously this is unacceptable.
01:05:26 Like, you can't have our dog in your field like you need.
01:05:28 The rooster kept coming at him.
01:05:29 It was it's just a chicken. I think I have her problem.
01:05:32 She kept asking the neighbor to keep her dog out of the failed
01:05:34 out of the failed out of the failed him.
01:05:36 They was like, oh, I didn't touch the dog.
01:05:39 The dog feels fine and it's replaceable.
01:05:42 Like we can buy you another chicken,
01:05:43 which I am feeling so frustrated by that because these are I love it dude.
01:05:47 So their property.
01:05:50 Oh, what would you do if your dog eat a chicken?
01:05:55 I'm sorry I missed that one.
01:05:56 See if it's a music, you can talk over the music if you know.
01:05:58 She offered.
01:06:01 This show is brought to you by jaws drops.
01:06:03 Just in case anybody's wondering if the,
01:06:07 chicken were on. Chicken.
01:06:09 Chicken. The dog.
01:06:10 Chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken.
01:06:16 Shit. It's got a build.
01:06:18 And the dog eat a chicken.
01:06:19 Neighbor. A neighbor offered to pay for the chicken.
01:06:22 It sounds like the story's over.
01:06:23 Instead, this lady just said that was the worst thing she ever heard
01:06:27 by another chicken.
01:06:28 Which I am feeling so frustrated by that comment
01:06:30 because these are literally my pets.
01:06:32 Like, I love these chickens so much and I just don't know what to do.
01:06:35 So in that case, you buy the chicken and you get an apology.
01:06:39 Did she?
01:06:41 Oh, I don't know what you suggest.
01:06:43 What do you suggest?
01:06:45 What should the neighbor have done, dear?
01:06:46 That was a deer fledge and it and it was right.
01:06:50 I would suggest, look up the,
01:06:53 the guy who puts the shot color on his, on his buddy,
01:06:57 and then he goes through the drive through and orders a chicken.
01:07:03 You're awesome.
01:07:04 Dude.
01:07:04 The chicken, chicken, chicken off of making.
01:07:08 Of course.
01:07:09 Now my fucking YouTube won't go full screen.
01:07:11 This has happened before.
01:07:13 I'm not sure how I fixed it.
01:07:15 I think I just refreshed
01:07:17 shot color chicken drive through.
01:07:20 Nope, that didn't fix it.
01:07:22 There has not been one
01:07:24 like show chicken attack turn on.
01:07:27 I'm in a park on Netflix.
01:07:30 No, no, you see that pull off?
01:07:32 You can look at that on a, that pulls right off me.
01:07:36 Oh, that is so good.
01:07:39 Yeah. That's good. Yeah.
01:07:41 If you want to eat extra chicken, you see the chicken?
01:07:46 No, no you don't.
01:07:47 You want to cook it out the bone?
01:07:49 He dipped in some kind of pesto or something.
01:07:51 I'm not. What do you think that he just. Why don't you just say green?
01:07:56 Are you dipping it in some shit afterwards?
01:07:57 You're kind of like.
01:07:58 Yeah, it could have been chili. Could have been something hot.
01:08:00 I don't know, it looks very vegetable. Weird.
01:08:03 I, you know, you don't like a good sauce.
01:08:05 Why do you. Yeah.
01:08:06 I guess if it's going to be like,
01:08:08 if I'm doing, like, a plain ass chicken, but not nothing like that.
01:08:12 Dude, you guys, man, speaking of plain ass chicken, well, if I'm doing that,
01:08:15 then maybe I'm doing, like, some noodles with it or some shit.
01:08:19 Oh, we're getting into a fucking cooking show here.
01:08:22 Oh, chicken attack!
01:08:26 This is them doing the music, not me.
01:08:27 No, the damn, with the power. Me?
01:08:31 Can't
01:08:32 do that. I'm using.
01:08:34 I'm a spy.
01:08:36 And I look at my eyes.
01:08:37 Oh, he blended the chicken.
01:08:39 Yeah, his assailant was an angry rooster in that,
01:08:45 he had a lot to do with that.
01:08:48 Oh, let's play nothing but chicken attack from now on.
01:08:53 Yeah.
01:08:54 I'm after chicken here.
01:08:56 But then I said, hey, man, the chicken attack my day.
01:08:58 Oh, no, it's a chicken.
01:09:01 Vicious animal. That it?
01:09:03 I just realized cooked chicken cutlet.
01:09:06 Right? You understand?
01:09:09 Oh, no.
01:09:12 No, that's supposed to help anybody. It didn't.
01:09:14 He didn't show me what he was making.
01:09:16 Oh, I look pretty good.
01:09:19 It's always been showing you. It's what he's making.
01:09:22 His tattoos suck.
01:09:24 He made the breading out a chicken.
01:09:26 That's what I looked at. I must have missed what he was grinding up.
01:09:29 Was it bread?
01:09:31 Probably because, like, like, bread crumbs on it.
01:09:34 Don't say it.
01:09:34 Is that true sickness?
01:09:36 Brother in law is going to call in and say, stop talking, I know him, stop calling.
01:09:41 Well, somebody has tattoos.
01:09:42 Tattoo. Yeah.
01:09:44 Elon Musk reacts to anti-Indian
01:09:46 racist butter chicken attack.
01:09:50 Butter chicken is fabulous.
01:09:53 That. Can you can you explain it? Animal.
01:09:55 It's vicious. Animal almost to evil.
01:09:57 Sinister tomato base. Cream.
01:10:00 Cream base. Tomato sauce.
01:10:01 Oh, no, I didn't mean the food.
01:10:03 I meant the meme.
01:10:04 Somebody is making fun of this guy because they said he looks like butter chicken.
01:10:07 How do you say his name, sir?
01:10:11 I don't see Siri. Ram.
01:10:13 Chris.
01:10:13 Yeah, I, I don't see Ram Chris in in.
01:10:17 I'm sure it's okay.
01:10:17 So now I followed the rabbit hole a bit through.
01:10:21 Yeah.
01:10:22 I imagine
01:10:24 that right now you're feeling a bit like Alice
01:10:28 tumbling down the rabbit hole.
01:10:30 Down the rabbit hole, down the rabbit.
01:10:34 But all,
01:10:39 I always want to help.
01:10:40 But then I realize there's an actual picture
01:10:41 of a rabbit butthole at the end, and I have to.
01:10:43 I have to see. Right. Yeah.
01:10:44 So, yeah.
01:10:46 Inform Elon Musk came out in defense
01:10:49 after he faced massive racist, racist
01:10:52 backlash online over his appointment.
01:10:55 We don't care about that so much.
01:10:57 But the fact that so somebody is I don't know.
01:10:59 I mean, I see it shaped more of it because the way somebody
01:11:03 wrote a peanut joke, because they lined it up like that.
01:11:06 I mean, it clearly looks it looks like I'm right, but I don't.
01:11:10 Is it because it's an Indian?
01:11:12 This is why it's race.
01:11:13 I it's mean, but I don't understand why it's racist.
01:11:15 Is it just some Indian dish to tell somebody they look like a bowl of soup?
01:11:21 Even I don't know why this should be a compliment.
01:11:24 They're like, oh, they're acknowledging my heritage
01:11:26 rather than just being, oh, look at the brown skinned man.
01:11:28 He's probably Asian.
01:11:30 Well, so, like you wish, I don't get the meaning.
01:11:32 I haven't figured it out yet.
01:11:34 If you could tell me. Unless.
01:11:35 Except that it looks like a,
01:11:38 butter chicken is delicious.
01:11:40 So here's Elon Musk a year ago.
01:11:42 Like, if you showed this to me a week ago, I wouldn't go.
01:11:44 Oh, yeah, that's sure I am. Chris's ham.
01:11:47 You know what I mean?
01:11:47 Like, I remember when we got there, right?
01:11:50 This is before the game.
01:11:51 Before anybody knew it.
01:11:54 Yeah.
01:11:54 What's, Elon Musk's definitely.
01:11:58 He's African scouter.
01:12:01 Why do you at the South.
01:12:02 What are you racist?
01:12:03 Yeah.
01:12:04 Let me just, do,
01:12:04 like, some fried chicken for you on musk just to get back out a little.
01:12:08 Twitter CEO finds butter chicken.
01:12:10 Insanely good, insanely good, insanely good.
01:12:15 Really that good though?
01:12:16 Why is I racist? What do they call it in India?
01:12:18 Butter chicken I don't. Oh my.
01:12:19 Well they got it in 2023.
01:12:21 It was fine to talk about on Twitter,
01:12:23 but in 2025 it's racist to talk about butter chicken.
01:12:27 Oh, unless you're saying I really like the rice butter chicken.
01:12:32 You know, like butter face.
01:12:34 Yeah, maybe.
01:12:35 Oh I am is it was his face.
01:12:37 Maybe it's one fell flat.
01:12:40 Does anybody want something to smoke the first time
01:12:42 in 86.
01:12:47 Pot's a pretty important part.
01:12:49 He was higher than a kite.
01:12:51 I fantasized about this back much higher.
01:12:54 So I.
01:12:56 I'm sorry I got kicked in the head with some.
01:13:01 Did you guys feel
01:13:01 that could be that much us?
01:13:05 So I.
01:13:08 Oh, oh.
01:13:13 So we sent to skim through it.
01:13:14 What's everybody smoking? What's your flavor tonight?
01:13:17 It's kimchi.
01:13:18 I forget I threw the bag away.
01:13:21 It's. Do you said kimchi?
01:13:23 You just made that up or is that what it really is?
01:13:25 No, I just made that up.
01:13:26 I don't know how close it is to my dude.
01:13:28 What the fuck? Well, Marty,
01:13:31 I've never heard of it.
01:13:32 Never bought it, but it's in a key.
01:13:34 And you just said key?
01:13:38 Yeah.
01:13:38 Check this out.
01:13:39 I can't see this at all.
01:13:40 Oh, you can look at that camera.
01:13:43 Look at this.
01:13:45 This is, Oh.
01:13:48 This is my, That's for legal purposes.
01:13:50 If the if the government really after I said, you know.
01:13:52 Exactly. It's my birthday present.
01:13:53 I bought it all legally.
01:13:57 That's great.
01:13:58 Can I get that screenshot real quick?
01:14:00 Hold on. I got to watch everybody put.
01:14:02 It's a grinder.
01:14:03 I want to get you with the first hold up.
01:14:06 Now you got to put it out.
01:14:07 All right,
01:14:09 and then we gotta get you.
01:14:12 Oh. Where? Mutton fuck are we?
01:14:14 Are they going the same way or are we going opposite directions?
01:14:16 I'm the same.
01:14:19 I got nothing.
01:14:21 Go the other way.
01:14:22 I got you different.
01:14:24 Definitely need a new one of these.
01:14:26 If anybody wants to send in,
01:14:28 fucking Rumble Ranch or something, maybe I can buy a new Stem before I get.
01:14:31 Oh, yeah. It's got a silver.
01:14:34 Oh, wait a minute.
01:14:37 Silver.
01:14:39 Pretty bolt.
01:14:40 Oh, there it is. It's beautiful.
01:14:42 Thank you.
01:14:43 That's fucking action. We got the best fans in the world.
01:14:45 I asked for something in Amazon. Bam!
01:14:48 Three second delivery.
01:14:49 They said all I want to do is the new backdrop. Bam!
01:14:52 New backdrop.
01:14:54 Baby.
01:14:54 This place all I want to thank you.
01:14:58 Boom.
01:15:01 I'm going to hit this and see if I can get it up
01:15:02 before it finishes.
01:15:06 Fucking son of a bitch looks that.
01:15:09 See, I started jerking off, but it didn't.
01:15:11 The joke didn't land because I went off camera
01:15:14 and I hit the wrong subject.
01:15:16 Sub person Felder Pfeffer.
01:15:19 Is it Sabina? It's Sabina Hossenfelder.
01:15:22 Yeah, yeah,
01:15:23 I don't see it.
01:15:24 Wait till you see her outfit today.
01:15:27 It is not the same
01:15:29 as it's got a different outfit today.
01:15:34 Wait till you see her outfit today.
01:15:37 Wham wham bam.
01:15:38 Did she just, like, put it right up to your nose and just.
01:15:43 So the best part is, it spins both ways.
01:15:45 When you. It spins one way, then spins the other.
01:15:48 Oh yeah.
01:15:49 It goes. It goes both ways.
01:15:51 Yeah.
01:15:53 Yep. Saves me.
01:15:53 Where'd you get that? I'm grinder.
01:15:55 I don't know,
01:15:57 it's it's called Mamba.
01:16:00 Not the, not the,
01:16:03 not the one Mamba.
01:16:05 Black mamba.
01:16:07 There are people who get in the helicopter accidents on accident, man.
01:16:13 But this device, Mamba.
01:16:16 Hyacinth.
01:16:16 Apple watch. Hoshi,
01:16:19 please.
01:16:20 Please, please fix me.
01:16:23 Horse and death.
01:16:24 Always. Please, please.
01:16:27 Here it is.
01:16:28 Hash.
01:16:28 And please, please, please tell us
01:16:33 your love for,
01:16:37 I don't think this is the one that you said.
01:16:39 Fine.
01:16:40 He said string snail, sir.
01:16:43 So this isn't so.
01:16:44 Oh, they just came out with a paper titled how is maestro?
01:16:48 Sorry, go to Collider.
01:16:50 Well, that sounds like she was younger.
01:16:52 That was a thing. Theory.
01:16:53 Also, theory of everything should contain all the elementary particles
01:16:57 I've already observed collect in the Standard Model of particle.
01:17:01 Thank you very.
01:17:02 Oh, let me get their haircut.
01:17:03 Cut me each 40 something.
01:17:06 By so much information we collect.
01:17:09 It's so true that even if you see a grandma
01:17:10 with, like, long white hair, it's like three.
01:17:13 No, wait. Don't leave.
01:17:14 I swear, you don't need to know exactly what the hair might be.
01:17:17 Just some of the numbers in the group names tell you the size of the.
01:17:22 She does look better.
01:17:23 Smaller the number, the smaller the group.
01:17:26 As you can tell, the real one would every.
01:17:28 Oh, I mean, it's the framing.
01:17:30 It's easier to.
01:17:33 Yeah.
01:17:33 I'm going to say okay.
01:17:34 Well it seems to make use only of very small groups.
01:17:39 This brings us to the new paper that there's anything wrong with the new one.
01:17:42 Strictly speaking, it doesn't have particles.
01:17:45 Everything is made of strings.
01:17:47 It's just that little.
01:17:48 It's nothing resemble particles.
01:17:50 Not that there's nothing wrong with that.
01:17:51 Still must be called by the symmetry groups.
01:17:54 Hey, man, it's just a Seinfeld quote. Back to the model.
01:17:57 No one, no new way to exactly reproduce.
01:18:01 Other than that, that's what's wrong with in theory, however,
01:18:04 string theorists have found a dog on marginal models,
01:18:08 and once you have three smart people, then those aren't good.
01:18:11 How many particles should appear to be like in sets at the number?
01:18:15 These sets of?
01:18:16 I love the government handout to how to prevent monkeypox one.
01:18:20 Don't have anal sex.
01:18:22 There's no TV and that's where that's where people get confused
01:18:25 because that's where the church, they just didn't fucking understand.
01:18:27 But that's where the church was like, don't be gay because they didn't.
01:18:30 It's like, dude, it's spreading disease. Knock it off.
01:18:32 And so they like shunned these people.
01:18:34 And it just it's again the same thing.
01:18:36 Yeah.
01:18:36 But then they took it one step further and blamed
01:18:38 they blamed the hurricanes on that too.
01:18:40 So there's yeah there's definitely claimed every version of.
01:18:44 So that's that's I'm saying like everything
01:18:45 it's not their fault they stumbled upon one that may I mean that may have been
01:18:49 the reasoning behind it or it may have just been that was the science.
01:18:53 Have you ever heard the story of Sodom and Gomorrah? No.
01:18:58 Would you like me to share?
01:19:00 Yeah, let's hear it.
01:19:01 There being much it has to do with anal sex.
01:19:04 Yeah, it's pronounced anal.
01:19:06 It's pronounced analog.
01:19:09 Yeah.
01:19:09 They would be in,
01:19:11 a sexually,
01:19:15 what is that deviant rap about?
01:19:17 Sodom and Gomorrah?
01:19:19 Sodom and Gomorrah had destroyed them.
01:19:22 Damn.
01:19:23 Why does that button keep jumping in the way?
01:19:26 So do they.
01:19:27 Is that why they call it sodomy?
01:19:28 Then that is where sodomy comes from. Yes.
01:19:33 Do you know it's still illegal?
01:19:34 At least in Michigan?
01:19:36 Sodomy.
01:19:37 Imagine somebody come in, male or female.
01:19:39 If somebody come busting in your door with your with. Again.
01:19:42 I've been on this clear on this show.
01:19:44 Never in,
01:19:45 never in where am I?
01:19:47 I don't know the two versions.
01:19:48 I've never been in an anal and nobody's nothing's ever been in my anal
01:19:53 over them.
01:19:55 I'm positive.
01:19:56 How could you not be sure?
01:19:59 I don't know, I requested a prostate last time.
01:20:03 Even when I'm not at the doctor, I don't drink and have ever been ever asked.
01:20:07 See you.
01:20:08 Have you never, ever been in my ass there? That's.
01:20:11 Nothing has ever been in my ass.
01:20:13 Yeah. God, he said nothing is never.
01:20:15 It's only ever been in my eyes.
01:20:17 But. Well, while we're on the topic that,
01:20:21 I see what you see there.
01:20:22 I like the way you said.
01:20:23 It's so strong and hard.
01:20:25 I want to see more black tie.
01:20:27 There's no debate if it's dicks or no dicks.
01:20:29 You always want dicks.
01:20:30 Dirty, dirty girls.
01:20:32 Yeah, and they were like 11 and nine.
01:20:34 Hold on.
01:20:35 These girls are dirty dicks. Comment.
01:20:36 We could the men's.
01:20:38 That was for the we can come to men's.
01:20:41 Hold on.
01:20:41 If we can come to men's, that'd be great.
01:20:44 Lose a lot of semen floating around.
01:20:46 Yes, yes, yes, but it was my penis. Not.
01:20:49 There was nothing in my ass either.
01:20:51 My wife is desperately trying to get me to come inside.
01:20:54 I may have given oral sex to my son, and I've been
01:20:59 out of the water guys for a long time.
01:21:01 Yeah.
01:21:01 Where did that.
01:21:02 What do you think was a basement?
01:21:04 You can't switch down that much, too.
01:21:06 That's not cool.
01:21:07 That's not a drop. That's fraud.
01:21:09 Because I got to say, I was wrong. I'm sorry.
01:21:11 That is. That is probably my only guest act that I've ever done is.
01:21:14 I mean, yeah, that would be okay if it was true.
01:21:17 Joe, you were talking about stuff about,
01:21:20 you talking about when your wife was pregnant and,
01:21:23 Oh, yeah. And I would have.
01:21:24 Yeah, I guess you're right. I'm sorry, I did. I take it back.
01:21:26 Thanks. You a great drive.
01:21:27 I told you, I apologize for a different sex.
01:21:29 My son Tim.
01:21:31 So. Okay.
01:21:32 Let's continue.
01:21:32 I may have given oral sex to my son.
01:21:35 And I've been in a basement with a lot of guys
01:21:38 for a long time, and so sexy.
01:21:41 I've had sex with a woman, but two. But.
01:21:44 Oh, that is fantastic.
01:21:46 I know my daughter and parents came and that was a great story.
01:21:50 My daughter and parents came and know I like a rack off to my show.
01:21:55 Viral sensation.
01:21:56 Yeah, I love it.
01:21:57 Yeah, nice creamy nut.
01:21:59 Oh my goodness it's so good.
01:22:02 Oh it was all the way.
01:22:03 Powers drops all the all the lights are out.
01:22:06 Power's out.
01:22:07 What are you supposed to do when you come on took off?
01:22:10 I can be fun to go.
01:22:11 I was thinking about coming.
01:22:13 Oh, okay.
01:22:15 I feel bad that I didn't come.
01:22:17 No, that's.
01:22:18 That's great.
01:22:19 I love it, and I love that green Dover.
01:22:22 I think it's just the right length.
01:22:24 The nice 12 inch one that would have fit.
01:22:26 Perfect. I got it into my book.
01:22:29 Yeah. I've had blood leaking out of my anus.
01:22:31 You should have, carried that.
01:22:34 I could possibly be gassed.
01:22:36 If you have an intimate relationship with a same sex person
01:22:41 without it being gay, but,
01:22:45 sodomy was just recently removed from the list of criminal activities in Michigan.
01:22:49 Like, within the last few years. Oh, okay.
01:22:51 Does anyone else think it's interesting that I didn't know that.
01:22:55 That Ryan knew that, like.
01:22:56 All right, let's do it straight up.
01:22:57 Oh, yeah. He's like, no, no, no, no, you can do it. You could do it.
01:23:00 Yeah yeah yeah I looked into this.
01:23:02 No, no I know it's all good.
01:23:06 They changed the law January 5th, 19.
01:23:09 He had signed.
01:23:09 That's.
01:23:12 Okay.
01:23:14 It changed because of Ryan.
01:23:16 Thank you. Of the court.
01:23:17 Appeals court appeal he got for three years.
01:23:20 They set out.
01:23:21 There were signs.
01:23:21 Allow me to his court.
01:23:24 He's a lobbyist. He's a pro anal lobbyist.
01:23:27 My money's there.
01:23:28 And Ryan's, like, more of a giver than a receiver. Right?
01:23:31 He's like.
01:23:33 C in front or behind?
01:23:34 I don't know, I've never been on the receiving end or the giving end of Ryan.
01:23:37 So I just realized we're going through in order.
01:23:42 So in order for us to get to the the clips that I sent you
01:23:46 in the last day or so, I have to wait a while.
01:23:50 But you know what?
01:23:52 You have the ability to just tell me to play clip, whatever
01:23:54 it's name, but instead, let's talk about it for a minute.
01:23:57 I have to stream soon.
01:23:58 I have names like no, no,
01:24:01 I have another one.
01:24:03 Sabina. Oh wait, that's the Sabina.
01:24:05 I can switch to the other Sabina. That's the hot one.
01:24:07 Yeah, it had to be,
01:24:10 you know.
01:24:10 Is this her still or why?
01:24:14 I believe it's that outfit.
01:24:15 A disconcertingly large number of people thought.
01:24:18 Is it crystals or something?
01:24:20 So. Yes.
01:24:21 Thank you much for why the universe can't think it goes.
01:24:25 I think she's. People really know what in the.
01:24:27 Oh my God, do you think she heard us?
01:24:29 You know, she heard us.
01:24:32 She's like, do. I'm wearing the same.
01:24:33 Show them frumpy. They think I was so hot before.
01:24:35 She's trying to look like she was in that clip.
01:24:38 She dressed up.
01:24:38 She got her hair done.
01:24:40 Yeah, one day ago.
01:24:43 All right. You see, this is.
01:24:45 This is what I'm sure.
01:24:46 I'm sure she's probably sick of people commenting on her looks.
01:24:49 I mean, it dumbly repeats and obviously the argument
01:24:54 being sick of hearing, even though women say that they're really not
01:24:58 intelligence or conscious sex means.
01:25:02 Oh, okay, so she's talking about how the entire universe
01:25:06 has some type of a neural network.
01:25:08 The usual argument for why the universe can't thing acted as a bomb.
01:25:12 So what intelligence or consciousness means.
01:25:16 But so is that like in theory, like sodomy,
01:25:20 like sodomy is no,
01:25:23 no, Sodom is not as above, so below.
01:25:25 Then I don't know. That's in the bottom.
01:25:28 It's just so below. Yeah.
01:25:31 No of it required. So you ever go.
01:25:34 You should always go as above. So below.
01:25:35 Never go. No, not below as above.
01:25:38 No no no no no
01:25:41 no no no no.
01:25:46 It sounds like I never agree with anything.
01:25:49 Does anyone else notice that I've been referring
01:25:51 to the drops in the third person? The entire I know
01:25:54 when I slow transmission of information.
01:25:56 Lots of information if you don't like that.
01:25:59 All of info, lots and lots of information.
01:26:03 All. All
01:26:05 of infinitesimal information, which apparently.
01:26:09 Now if we get to infinity, it cancels itself out for some Gary notion
01:26:14 I heard that's like saying,
01:26:15 it's like saying I have so much money that money doesn't matter,
01:26:19 right?
01:26:19 I did I did hear the I did hear the monologue.
01:26:21 That's why I was saying that obviously it's yeah,
01:26:25 I don't know if it's a good analogy, but, it'll, it makes you think
01:26:29 along the right like you for pronouncing that finally the proper way.
01:26:33 I mean, it's, it's good, but it's not.
01:26:35 So because information
01:26:38 that's my whole point.
01:26:39 What if when you're done with this trap or whatever this confinement
01:26:43 is of this world or this realm or this body or this physicality,
01:26:46 whatever you want to define it, let's not even define it.
01:26:48 Let's just say this whenever this is done, what if you're unleashed,
01:26:52 released into all that information
01:26:55 and you can, then you're no understanding matter to you.
01:27:00 Again, you're right.
01:27:00 You're no longer you.
01:27:01 But if you know everything, wouldn't you include you as part of that?
01:27:06 So you know
01:27:06 every essence, every understanding, every feeling, every moment you ever had
01:27:10 before and everything after.
01:27:12 Omnipotent is the only instead of God like this thing about everything
01:27:15 to make sure nothing once you get to that point.
01:27:18 Yeah, all of a sudden it doesn't matter.
01:27:22 Yeah, I agree it would be so insignificant, but it does.
01:27:25 It would not matter.
01:27:27 Because if, you know, if you know everything, everything has to matter.
01:27:29 Otherwise you're not, you know, okay.
01:27:31 You know, like once you're everything, you're
01:27:35 you're no longer part of anything.
01:27:37 See, I appreciate ignorance.
01:27:39 If you don't know something, it's not your fault.
01:27:40 But then if you know something and you still don't act accordingly.
01:27:42 That's why being us with our limitations is the coolest thing
01:27:46 that we've encountered.
01:27:48 Because it is cool to be us.
01:27:49 Because of our limitations,
01:27:52 you know, we've always got something else to strive for.
01:27:55 Once you're omnipotent and,
01:27:58 omniscient, it there's nothing else to do
01:28:02 or go see or there's no no more goals, no more, wouldn't you?
01:28:06 Yeah, but wouldn't that there's on maybe influence and like, manipulate
01:28:10 some lesser than, species.
01:28:15 That God would know under.
01:28:18 So I don't want to undersell this experience. It is grand.
01:28:21 It is amazing.
01:28:21 It is. That's what a lot of money is. Pressure.
01:28:24 It is precious and fragile. All that shit.
01:28:26 But what if you're, like, watching life in a movie theater?
01:28:29 You know, because I'm trying.
01:28:30 I'm trying to relate to the confinement of this realm or whatever.
01:28:33 Yeah.
01:28:34 What if you're, like, watching everything in a movie theater
01:28:36 and you think, wow, this is amazing,
01:28:37 and somebody's trying to show you infinity or whatever we're calling, not this,
01:28:41 but then you, like, you go outside of the movie
01:28:43 and you actually experience it for the first time and you're like, dude,
01:28:46 you couldn't even explain in the movie because it's just not even connected.
01:28:49 We're just such a small part of what it could be, right?
01:28:51 Or not. Whether or not
01:28:54 I know you can't just say whether or not on the first
01:28:56 you have to add or whether to think, oh yes, yeah, okay, good.
01:29:00 Then you are you gaining something from this? No.
01:29:03 Don't tell me no.
01:29:05 Maybe we can at least agree that thinking requires the transmission of something
01:29:10 from somewhere to somewhere else, and that's all you need.
01:29:15 She says that so matter of fact and like obvious something.
01:29:18 But I promise you,
01:29:19 there's people that will disagree wholeheartedly with that statement.
01:29:24 They be honest with you, I really it takes me
01:29:26 a little bit of time that I would, but then you know what I mean.
01:29:30 Earlier in the monologue, you had compared
01:29:34 reality to being some kind of concrete
01:29:37 litmus test, but we can't even agree on reality.
01:29:41 No. Or
01:29:42 what consciousnesses or the, definition of did.
01:29:46 Look back and say your own words.
01:29:48 Thank goodness reality doesn't give a shit.
01:29:52 Zeller I said,
01:29:54 well you you said it much longer because you have time to fill.
01:29:57 But is that what mean reality is going to exist.
01:30:00 That's real.
01:30:00 No I tried to do it whether you acknowledge it or not.
01:30:05 Did I do it right that time?
01:30:07 Yeah. You did?
01:30:08 Yeah. Yeah.
01:30:09 I was stunned when any sane person called up the universe.
01:30:13 Is it? Think.
01:30:14 Yeah, I think it's it's been the nicest 80 degrees I've ever felt
01:30:18 with a little with nothing can go faster than the speed of light.
01:30:22 Well that's insane.
01:30:23 So if you want our society to be good at transmitting a lot of information
01:30:27 between us, that is quickly turned, that that's an electrical the universe.
01:30:31 So that company takes advantage of Elon Musk.
01:30:34 If you've seen commercials on this show for that heater, it's a scam.
01:30:39 But that's it, right?
01:30:40 They call what do they call that heater? You.
01:30:43 You have it in your hand.
01:30:45 It's called this.
01:30:48 I just looks like a thermometer.
01:30:49 Thermometer, a fancy thing.
01:30:52 They claim it.
01:30:53 They claim it has like ten times efficiency.
01:30:57 And I bought this, this heat.
01:30:58 It's 40, 222 square foot.
01:31:02 I bought one from Amazon for about 90 bucks.
01:31:05 And it works great.
01:31:07 Yeah, they compared it to that one too.
01:31:08 But then they ended up figuring out that it was
01:31:10 it's like it's like this is about I mean, this is heated.
01:31:13 It's like
01:31:14 it's like larger than a book so that I feel like there's a
01:31:19 books.
01:31:20 The best space heater you can buy is an oil field.
01:31:24 Now, when I say oil filled people freak out and think,
01:31:26 I mean some kind of an oil that you light
01:31:27 the oil heater, that's not what I'm talking about.
01:31:29 This is a it looks like a radiator has an electric,
01:31:32 you know, it heats through like you plug it in,
01:31:34 but then that oil gets heated through the radiated,
01:31:38 I don't know, what's that?
01:31:38 What's a radiator?
01:31:39 So it radiates out.
01:31:41 So it only comes on like every few hours. And it keeps that oil hot.
01:31:44 You can sleep with it.
01:31:45 It's safe there. About 50 bucks.
01:31:48 You know, just see what the oil it heats up the oil, the oil self-contained.
01:31:52 And you never have to change the oil.
01:31:54 What now?
01:31:55 You never have to. Maintenance it.
01:31:57 But once that oil heats up, it gets quiet for one.
01:32:00 And it does.
01:32:01 It won't have to. It's a space heater, but doesn't have to be on all the time.
01:32:03 Then once the oil starts to get cool,
01:32:05 it'll come on and heat that oil again and it circulates through there.
01:32:08 They will.
01:32:08 And I'm like, what?
01:32:12 Flies, right?
01:32:13 Oh, right.
01:32:25 Dutch rant rave
01:32:29 I love how my two pages always look like.
01:32:31 I don't know, man.
01:32:34 They look like a what I'd have for about like a half.
01:32:38 Do you prefer the no.
01:32:39 To put in my capacity to do that in breath?
01:32:43 Oh, gas. No brakes.
01:32:44 Whoever pull over first gets whoever gets thrown in a pit.
01:32:47 But it's it was.
01:32:48 It tastes great I love it.
01:32:51 I have hair in any of those.
01:32:53 Yeah. Yeah. I always ask for hair.
01:32:56 Yeah. I used to say.
01:32:57 Used to say, give me a bald man with glasses and a beard.
01:33:00 But then they always look
01:33:02 not like you right here, because you.
01:33:05 Yeah.
01:33:05 I just put my face on someone with hair.
01:33:08 Sabrina Carpenter.
01:33:17 Gorgeous hair.
01:33:21 Yes, I should have upgraded it
01:33:23 to the rock version, but I didn't jazz up.
01:33:26 Let's go.
01:33:29 Down home to your left.
01:33:32 Let's see.
01:33:33 What does that make me? Gay? Because I think he's hot.
01:33:36 That your belongings, Gary?
01:33:39 Well, I don't know.
01:33:40 I don't know because I saw Gary's face, but I saw outside building an ass, so I.
01:33:45 I don't know what alley through the exit.
01:33:47 Well, it is a right.
01:33:50 So you're just drag your body.
01:33:52 You know, I don't think her face is attractive at all.
01:33:55 I think she looks fake and scary.
01:33:57 And I would never talk to her in real life.
01:33:59 In a court of law.
01:34:01 I would just assume she sounds like a pretty.
01:34:03 You see? That's true.
01:34:06 That's what everyone thinks. So nobody talks to him.
01:34:07 So when you actually do, they're like, oh my God, I love you.
01:34:11 Yeah, that's how I got my hot wife.
01:34:16 These are all just going to make me sad. No.
01:34:22 And I bend to the chair every 15 minutes, roughly, anyway.
01:34:25 Yeah.
01:34:28 I know I have good judgment, I know I have good taste.
01:34:32 It's funny, and it's ironic that only I feel.
01:34:36 Oh, yeah.
01:34:36 Let's do it for you.
01:34:38 I'm just glad to be here.
01:34:39 Everyone makes me laugh.
01:34:41 Yeah. All I do is cast spells.
01:34:43 I'll be right back.
01:34:44 But how do we find a new chapter?
01:34:46 I heard that I don't think we have anything to talk about.
01:34:48 Top end up guy ever does. Oh, look at this.
01:34:51 Like you don't let a mountain guy with the finger on the pulse of our media.
01:34:57 And everyone knows their eyes. Yeah.
01:35:00 Okay. Yeah, that makes sense.
01:35:01 Okay.
01:35:02 Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
01:35:07 yeah yeah.
01:35:09 They can try.
01:35:09 Okay I has above so below.
01:35:14 Is please, please.
01:35:16 I've got a bit here and I'm just oh my gosh
01:35:21 that is really bizarre is what I'm saying. Why?
01:35:24 Hell yeah.
01:35:25 Hell yeah.
01:35:26 I'm bet you don't let me handle my own
01:35:30 fucker up.
01:35:32 Looks like a cum stain on the on the top.
01:35:34 Please. I'm on it there. Tricks.
01:35:37 I know that hurt my feelings, buddy.
01:35:40 I have a fun night.
01:35:41 Thinking of you.
01:35:42 Thinking back on pretty, pretty lackluster.
01:35:44 Oh, you're craving some fresh air, but the seal.
01:35:47 Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
01:35:51 That's right.
01:35:52 That you're with me. I'm just kidding.
01:35:54 Thank you.
01:35:54 Try that.
01:35:55 Really? Okay, I as above.
01:35:58 So below.
01:35:59 Please, please don't screw up my lights up as well.
01:36:04 I judges me too. Yeah.
01:36:07 The guy with the finger on the pulse of Armada.
01:36:11 Yes. Here's what I just did.
01:36:13 Oh my gosh.
01:36:14 So nice.
01:36:15 Okay, I believe you fucking suck my nose.
01:36:19 And not only do I beg you, don't embarrass me.
01:36:24 Like a pretty important part.
01:36:28 Please.
01:36:29 Means I'm a bard.
01:36:32 All I do is cast bells.
01:36:34 Okay?
01:36:35 You are not going be stupid.
01:36:38 I'm not a pussy.
01:36:39 Do it in front of me.
01:36:42 What a bitch!
01:36:43 You know what I'm writing?
01:36:46 I'm here.
01:36:47 You shouldn't be
01:36:48 listening to me.
01:36:52 I'm not interested.
01:36:52 That sounds kind of sketchy.
01:36:54 Sleazy things. Please.
01:36:57 I'm on to their tricks.
01:37:02 I think it's in the water.
01:37:04 Has fun. At last.
01:37:06 It was.
01:37:08 Okay.
01:37:09 And what about that at all?
01:37:09 I was above, so below.
01:37:12 I'm a bard.
01:37:13 All I do is cast spells.
01:37:18 Somebody should warn that dude.
01:37:19 He's about to get chopped in half with a fucking chainsaw.
01:37:22 I'm not a pussy.
01:37:24 Go to the appointment.
01:37:25 Realized I had forgot my keys. They were on my.
01:37:27 I got up, left the staff meeting,
01:37:30 went to my car to go to the appointment, realized I had forgot my keys.
01:37:33 They were on my desk and I walked back in and my top salesperson, a lady
01:37:39 who was a real character, had her back to the door
01:37:42 and she did not hear me come in the door, and she's talking to
01:37:46 all the rest of the team, proceeding to tell them how stupid Davis.
01:37:50 And I'm standing behind her.
01:37:52 She doesn't know why I'm hearing all of nuts.
01:37:54 You. Finally, the hair stood up on the back of her neck
01:37:56 and she turned around and she said, oh, I said, yeah.
01:38:00 She said, yeah, but but but but but then she starts trying to crawfish
01:38:03 and back up into that hole, running back as fast as she can run backward.
01:38:06 And I said, well, I think we just need to come in my office for a minute.
01:38:10 And we walked down the door.
01:38:11 I don't know, I said, I think nobody here,
01:38:13 but she said, what do you mean, we're done?
01:38:14 I said, oh, we're done because there's two problems here.
01:38:17 One is, I'm going to come for a stupid guy
01:38:20 and you keep working there, which means you're dumber than he is.
01:38:24 So I'm going to help you with that.
01:38:26 So I got up, left the staff meeting, went to my.
01:38:29 Oh, I think it's the rooster kept coming at him.
01:38:32 So that walk.
01:38:33 Nice. Can I get you to come?
01:38:37 What do you think about the, the new cars
01:38:39 coming out with the crab walk?
01:38:42 I think it's a bit unnecessary.
01:38:44 It seems like a gimmick,
01:38:47 but it helps with parallel parking.
01:38:50 Does it? Does it crab walk?
01:38:52 Yeah.
01:38:52 I feel like more problems can arise with that because you've got more.
01:38:55 It looks cool, though, I think. Right.
01:38:58 Yeah.
01:38:58 Yeah, but but in that, by that you should go all the way back
01:39:00 and we should just walk because car break horse and buggy.
01:39:05 Yeah.
01:39:06 You can go publicity big reductio absurd to use Moses.
01:39:11 Good job Adam.
01:39:13 We're going to give you full credit for the one point.
01:39:17 Oh no, I shouldn't say that.
01:39:19 I'll save that one.
01:39:21 Okay.
01:39:22 I shouldn't okay.
01:39:28 Dear,
01:39:30 the sometimes it's okay not to ask.
01:39:32 Doug. Dear, dear Dave's brother in law.
01:39:36 My mother is toxic.
01:39:39 She had a terrible childhood and she takes it out on me
01:39:41 and my younger siblings.
01:39:42 I live far away.
01:39:44 They live in the same town as she does.
01:39:45 If they don't drop everything for her and do what she wants, she calls them selfish
01:39:49 because I had to leave town to get my life together.
01:39:51 I'm accused of abandoning her.
01:39:53 I am called selfish and also accused of not loving her.
01:39:57 A couple months ago,
01:39:58 we blocked her on social media because she berates us constantly.
01:40:02 We told her to get a therapist.
01:40:04 Today, my sister sent me screenshots of mom
01:40:06 berating her on Facebook and text my sister sent.
01:40:10 Mom said she got a psychiatrist who says we are all psychotic.
01:40:17 Abby Wood sorry, Dave's brother in law.
01:40:22 Why wouldn't the therapist see how delusional and toxic my mother is?
01:40:25 Well, because she's paying him.
01:40:27 Why would a pissed feed her delusions?
01:40:30 Where do we go from here?
01:40:31 I must block my.
01:40:32 Must I block my mom forever
01:40:34 and never talk to her again because of her therapist won't help her.
01:40:37 Signed. Incredulous.
01:40:39 In California.
01:40:45 Needy relatives.
01:40:49 You can pick your friends.
01:40:50 You can't pick your relatives.
01:40:53 Shoot.
01:40:54 You know, you're stuck with the parents you've got.
01:40:57 Sorry.
01:40:58 No. How?
01:41:01 I am no help because no.
01:41:05 So you do it?
01:41:06 Yeah. Deal. Is it? Yeah. Yes.
01:41:08 You have to do that, sir.
01:41:09 Cross the bear.
01:41:12 Like it or lump it?
01:41:13 Sounds like you got a long childhood.
01:41:16 Her mother is toxic.
01:41:18 So this goes.
01:41:19 This stems deep. This isn't just new, right?
01:41:22 Yeah.
01:41:22 This is a new.
01:41:27 A lot of people go through therapy
01:41:28 for the same reason.
01:41:32 I just think they just
01:41:33 should just get off social media.
01:41:37 You're muted Brady.
01:41:41 I like the way you said go through
01:41:42 therapy like it's an ordeal.
01:41:47 It is.
01:41:51 So, I have a question.
01:41:53 How many syllables are there in sibling?
01:41:58 As someone with eight siblings, it's two.
01:42:02 So you get to say as many syllables as you have siblings.
01:42:06 Wow. Then, take too long.
01:42:10 I was thinking about abbreviating it.
01:42:13 Everybody.
01:42:15 Sibs.
01:42:16 Everyone.
01:42:17 Yes. It's.
01:42:23 Is there real freezing cold?
01:42:27 No. I'm sorry.
01:42:28 Are you my breath?
01:42:30 Yeah, I can too.
01:42:32 Oh, okay. Never mind. You're good.
01:42:34 We're doing here.
01:42:36 I just don't and whine about it as much.
01:42:38 Insulation. You. Yeah.
01:42:40 Yeah, I just to insulate this place.
01:42:42 Build a room. Yeah.
01:42:43 You just got to be a little warmer off the floor. No.
01:42:46 Are you off the floor?
01:42:47 I am off, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. You're under.
01:42:49 You're on the floor.
01:42:50 Off the ground? Yes, off the ground.
01:42:54 Do you feel more proper?
01:42:56 I do, this is awesome.
01:42:57 This really is kind of cool.
01:42:59 It's a it's a stage. I'm on the stage.
01:43:02 Right?
01:43:02 I'm just as pretentious as my lab coat.
01:43:06 Yeah, I had to take the lab coat off and put the heated jacket on.
01:43:09 It's all lit up.
01:43:13 So I'm trying to zip through your links.
01:43:14 I mean, I'm trying to get through your links.
01:43:16 Yeah.
01:43:18 Sorry.
01:43:18 Through all the chicken attack I got,
01:43:21 I sent a good one.
01:43:23 They're saying good ones.
01:43:24 There's a TikTok one that's pretty good.
01:43:26 And a, a Facebook one that's pretty good.
01:43:30 Takes me a little.
01:43:33 Oh, I should have played that when you mentioned that.
01:43:34 See, but it only said no, I'm going to play it anyways now.
01:43:37 Okay.
01:43:38 Let somebody know what I have to deal with.
01:43:40 See, he had mentioned that we had to change our license.
01:43:44 Oh, yeah.
01:43:45 I guess if I had an extra two hours every week or a production assistant
01:43:49 I could put, I should put a playlist and name them all myself.
01:43:51 But. Right.
01:43:52 I thought we saw that by it.
01:43:53 Just name it in the links. Yeah.
01:43:57 This one, this one says no, this one.
01:43:59 I said no binary option for driver's licenses.
01:44:02 And ID cards.
01:44:03 This means that I'm I option for driver's licenses,
01:44:08 an option for driver's licenses and for driver's licenses
01:44:12 for driver's licenses and for driver's no, she did not say driver's licenses.
01:44:17 Right.
01:44:17 And ID cards that Michigan residents will be.
01:44:21 She has trouble with that word option.
01:44:23 Mark, I think a lot of people are having trouble with a lot more words.
01:44:26 You can make the change at any secretary of state office starting on November 10th.
01:44:30 The secretary says that she's been working towards doing it since 2019.
01:44:35 Her announcement comes shortly after.
01:44:37 Well, the state said that then you can be binary or non-binary.
01:44:42 Isn't that another binary marker on their passports as no, it's non-binary.
01:44:48 But if there's.
01:44:50 But that only that only that reduces people to two groups again.
01:44:55 Ooh. This just in the police.
01:44:58 Oh, wait. I'm sorry. I should hit this.
01:45:00 I don't know why I hit my ear in like we're an old radio show. My.
01:45:09 This just in.
01:45:11 The police are pissed because now they get all these APB and bulletins for.
01:45:15 Who the fuck knows who looks like what they're like?
01:45:17 Is it a male or female?
01:45:18 It says X,
01:45:21 thing,
01:45:24 singer.
01:45:24 It just isn't. Description.
01:45:26 Isn't that a useful tool?
01:45:28 Even if you're against it, I like it.
01:45:30 That's that's kind of what I'm saying.
01:45:31 We can't even agree on reality at this present time.
01:45:35 Right? Take.
01:45:37 I'll bet your police.
01:45:38 I bet your police don't follow that they have their own database.
01:45:40 It's still files. They have a biological list
01:45:42 so that they can write lies.
01:45:44 A separate one, a photo.
01:45:47 I would a d for delusional.
01:45:50 Somebody is going to get pissed off for what I'm saying it.
01:45:52 Oh, sorry. Yeah.
01:45:53 Speaking of speaking of the police, what is that?
01:45:56 Oh, we can kidnap my views on steam.
01:46:00 Baucom, remove the space to go to Steve.
01:46:02 All right, let's do it.
01:46:04 Let's not give him your credit card information.
01:46:06 You gotta love Twitch.
01:46:10 I'm sure.
01:46:10 Three they kidnap you at least. You know, I don't know.
01:46:13 Followed our twitch before you used to.
01:46:15 To advertise and promote your own stream.
01:46:17 You piece of shit.
01:46:19 Right.
01:46:20 So, you mentioned the police and sting, right?
01:46:24 I did, you got a job for that? No.
01:46:29 But, did he, Holy shit.
01:46:34 Did we did, did he did he go?
01:46:37 You don't have to say that twice. That's redundant.
01:46:39 You can just say, did he and then say what he did.
01:46:41 He thing.
01:46:42 Now, there was a rumor that his engine got burned.
01:46:44 Did he dump? Did he do?
01:46:46 Sorry.
01:46:47 Did he do did it. Did he do?
01:46:48 I don't know, allegedly.
01:46:50 Do I think he did. But that's perfect.
01:46:53 That's allegedly.
01:46:55 But yeah, there was a rumor that his, mansion burned up in, the L.A.
01:46:58 Fires, but it did. It did not, unfortunately.
01:47:01 But there was a rumor saying that he lit on fire to burn evidence
01:47:04 and stuff, but, as of, I gotta imagine, if you want to do that, now's the time.
01:47:11 Oh, yeah. Or
01:47:14 as a couple hours
01:47:15 ago, it was established that, that was not the case.
01:47:18 Now, lots of lots of, celebrities houses have burned.
01:47:22 How do you guys how do you guys feel about that now?
01:47:25 I feel like that.
01:47:26 They're the rich people that are in a world that I don't exist.
01:47:30 So it really,
01:47:31 I have pretty strong feelings about it.
01:47:33 If so, you look, there's been fires in wooded areas that have happened for his.
01:47:38 It was down for a long time to be like, oh shit, I care, but I'm sorry.
01:47:41 They have this process and I'm not an expert. But I looked
01:47:44 and read, try to read a little bit because I want to talk about it.
01:47:46 You have to like call the forest in a way.
01:47:48 You have to let it kind of maintain itself.
01:47:51 I don't know what to say.
01:47:51 Like burn it down, like fix it, manicure it.
01:47:55 When you build these resources and they say, give it a good old fashioned
01:47:59 like they think they're money. Yeah.
01:48:02 Oh, you can talk over this one.
01:48:03 It's okay.
01:48:05 They think their money is more than nature.
01:48:07 So they're like the things that they would need to do that for us.
01:48:10 For the longest time they have not done so.
01:48:12 It's a tinderbox ready to go.
01:48:15 If you live on a peninsula, you live on the edge of anywhere you are.
01:48:20 You're at a higher risk.
01:48:21 All the reward that you've got from living there
01:48:22 for the last, however long comes, comes, do
01:48:26 comes, do comes. Do I feel sorry?
01:48:28 I mean, dude, about all the ways you could die.
01:48:30 Burning has to be one of the most horrific.
01:48:32 I feel horrible for anybody that lost his.
01:48:35 Isn't fire insurance really expensive or they don't even have it.
01:48:38 So that's just it. So there's so many.
01:48:40 What happens when fire insurance, flood insurance
01:48:42 when it when a disaster like this happens and everyone needs insurance,
01:48:45 the insurance companies just go bankrupt and don't pay out.
01:48:48 They like they like.
01:48:49 Regardless we over we need it.
01:48:54 They they
01:48:55 over, you know, they got more money out than they have in the bank.
01:48:58 So if everybody cashes in at the same day, just like a regular bank,
01:49:01 they can't pay out all the local ones in California
01:49:05 pretty much already went up in 2 or 3 of the the big national ones.
01:49:09 And I say go up.
01:49:10 I mean, they're they're either
01:49:11 changing their name somehow legal loophole to not pay out.
01:49:16 So why but that's when you need don't you need the insurance
01:49:19 to be paid out when there's a disaster.
01:49:24 I guess so, but again, I've heard that it's hard to get it's really expensive
01:49:27 to get insurance or they don't give it in certain disaster situations.
01:49:33 Depending on where you live, because it's just too expensive
01:49:34 because they know, like, it's going to happen.
01:49:36 That's why that's why I don't give it to you.
01:49:38 And that's why they don't pay out. Because you got to pay extra for, like
01:49:41 in my area.
01:49:42 You have to if you want flood insurance, you have to add
01:49:44 like a flood rider to your regular insurance.
01:49:46 It's not you got to read the fine print.
01:49:48 I mean, I'm sure every policy is different,
01:49:50 but if it doesn't say it, don't assume
01:49:52 that it's going to cover it.
01:49:56 I don't know, I don't know, but what do you think about,
01:49:58 And I've been in the chair every 15 minutes.
01:50:01 You're asking why I don't give a I don't give a shit
01:50:03 if they're celebrities, if that's what you meant.
01:50:05 Right. Well, do you feel like,
01:50:08 So they're, like Mandy Moore fucking her?
01:50:12 The best joke ever.
01:50:13 Mandy Moore, she's she's catching flak.
01:50:16 So she. Who's Mandy Moore?
01:50:20 Singer, actress, porn star.
01:50:25 Used to be halfway decent looking.
01:50:26 Now just looks like a generic whatever that is.
01:50:29 Maybe more shots don't go like that there.
01:50:31 Go fund me for pronouncing one
01:50:33 woman.
01:50:34 Okay, so people were criticizing her because she was sharing,
01:50:38 her family's me on her Instagram.
01:50:42 And why not? This your influence?
01:50:43 She's got enough money.
01:50:45 That's what she's doing.
01:50:45 But she's got enough money, potentially, to help them out.
01:50:48 I don't know,
01:50:50 but, I love it.
01:50:51 Yeah, the climate is hurting you guys.
01:50:53 It's starring people, and it's very popular.
01:50:56 We got accused of grifting.
01:50:58 I love it.
01:51:00 I like how they say the This Is Us star.
01:51:02 I've never heard of that before, but I would,
01:51:04 I never I realized when you said she was young.
01:51:06 She used to be hot. I remember she was a singer at one point.
01:51:09 I just took her own version of candy.
01:51:11 Now she's acting or.
01:51:13 Yeah, whatever.
01:51:14 She's 40, apparently, so. She's just as old.
01:51:17 That's what singers do when they can't sing anymore. They act.
01:51:20 You know what?
01:51:20 Acting is lying and pretending.
01:51:22 If you can't do that.
01:51:23 So what is acting really a skill?
01:51:26 Not really.
01:51:27 Yeah, pretend we used to.
01:51:29 We always do that as children.
01:51:31 Yeah.
01:51:31 And the weird part is, is the better actor
01:51:33 you are, the more crazy you are, because you're you're pretending.
01:51:36 If you can snap your fingers
01:51:37 and be anything, then I don't trust you any further than I can
01:51:41 throw you.
01:51:42 I guess.
01:51:44 Well, so,
01:51:45 Mandy Moore's house is not burned, but her family's,
01:51:49 her family's garage, music studio
01:51:51 and back house, were destroyed.
01:51:54 So I guess it's all in her property.
01:51:56 So miraculously, her house is still standing,
01:51:59 but she has damaged the family's garage music studio and back house are destroyed.
01:52:04 So that's. That's sad.
01:52:06 It's sad that all that.
01:52:07 If nobody died, man.
01:52:08 And, Because I have to repair your situation.
01:52:12 People died in this.
01:52:13 So if you come out and complain, I lost my garage.
01:52:16 That's a little insensitive to people who lost.
01:52:19 I don't want to say their lives because Carrie's going to say
01:52:20 they don't care, but, I mean, people's loved ones.
01:52:24 Of the people that lost their lives or any connection.
01:52:26 If you believe in any connection at all in this world anymore, I'm completely,
01:52:30 incredulous to it.
01:52:32 Oh, this.
01:52:33 I don't believe anything.
01:52:35 In the days I followed more, more Cher to go follow me
01:52:38 on her Instagram page for her brother in law and sister in law, Griff and Kit.
01:52:42 Weird names, who lost their home and everything they own in the Eaton fires.
01:52:46 That was a quote.
01:52:47 There's another quote with their first baby on the way in the matter of weeks.
01:52:51 They need our support now more than ever.
01:52:53 End quote, more wrote.
01:52:56 The post caption quote.
01:52:58 Griff is a touring musician and also lost his entire
01:53:01 arsenal of drums slash percussion he uses to make a living.
01:53:05 It's all so much.
01:53:06 So many have asked how to help during this unimaginable and stressful time.
01:53:10 Please consider donating and sharing to help them rebuild.
01:53:14 Do you feel like that's,
01:53:19 worth like it sounds like you're asking the
01:53:23 for frivolous things right at that point, so but it's it's fine.
01:53:27 I mean, it's fine with me.
01:53:27 It's like they're nice tools, but do you like, I don't know or.
01:53:30 Well, how much are we replacing?
01:53:33 Because,
01:53:35 I don't think it says it in this area right here.
01:53:36 So the GoFundMe campaign has since raised over $200,000,
01:53:40 and the organizer has disabled further donations.
01:53:43 As of Saturday, January 12th,
01:53:46 $200,000.
01:53:49 In other news, fled.
01:53:50 France is starting a GoFundMe, right? Yeah.
01:53:53 I'm going to burn my house.
01:53:54 We're going to get a go fund me.
01:53:57 Fuck yeah.
01:53:57 Let's roll. Well, we got to pay for Gary's siblings.
01:54:00 Gary has eight siblings. Larry.
01:54:02 Yeah. Harry. Barry.
01:54:03 Gary. Gary.
01:54:04 Gary. Vee.
01:54:05 You know, they named Darrell.
01:54:07 Oh, they're Ariel.
01:54:09 They're all touring and sharing and.
01:54:13 It was it's crazy.
01:54:15 How did you keep the lights on?
01:54:17 How many are there? How many are there. How many siblings you got Gary?
01:54:19 13. Eight.
01:54:21 Hey they're nine of you.
01:54:22 So when you say eight siblings, that's nine of you if you count Gary.
01:54:27 Yeah. Wait.
01:54:28 There's a little Gary around the dinner table,
01:54:32 and then there's two Gary.
01:54:33 Gary one. Gary two.
01:54:35 They fucked up the first one and they were like, I only need a
01:54:37 if we need to try again, we'll leave this one Gary just in case.
01:54:39 Yeah. That's why I had two.
01:54:40 That's exactly why I had two kids in case I fucked up the first one.
01:54:43 Okay.
01:54:44 Yep, I say that I said a half that.
01:54:46 Just so you know, that's half joking.
01:54:48 Which means the half serious.
01:54:51 Yeah.
01:54:51 So $200,000 for some percussion instruments and,
01:54:54 you need to get back on their feet.
01:54:56 There's, I imagine there's probably a lot of people who, like, don't have,
01:55:00 some pretty shitty percussion for $2,000.
01:55:04 200,000.
01:55:05 Oh. That's insane.
01:55:07 That's too much money.
01:55:08 I missed you.
01:55:09 You said that.
01:55:10 You said that the first time I put a down payment on a house.
01:55:13 And by, like, by,
01:55:16 some percussion to me and to me, that's that's,
01:55:19 there's there's probably some people that could even use just like a grand
01:55:23 or five grand that I have. No. Yeah. That's what I was going to said.
01:55:25 That's stupid for them to lock it or stop it.
01:55:27 They should have kept collecting it and giving it to other people in the area.
01:55:30 But that's not what the Go-Fund-Me was intended for.
01:55:33 I don't know if you can do that on Go Fund Me.
01:55:34 Oh, that'd be that'd be shitty if you could
01:55:37 do that on, that other one.
01:55:39 What's the other one?
01:55:40 I guess you're right.
01:55:41 With financing or maybe not giving donations, there's all kinds of shit.
01:55:44 But if somebody gives me money,
01:55:46 I have every right to do anything with that money that I want.
01:55:48 Unless we sign some kind of stipulation that says, I can't.
01:55:52 Well. And who who would complain?
01:55:54 You think people really complain, hey, I gave you money.
01:55:56 You let you you you gave that money because you had plenty to help them.
01:55:59 Fuck you. That's isn't that far, though.
01:56:02 Yeah, but there's a certain point where the spirit should.
01:56:05 Oh, sorry, Gary, I don't mean to use words like that that you don't believe in, but
01:56:09 the spirit of the whole concept of charity shouldn't be.
01:56:13 Well, the rules state that we can't help anyone else, so therefore we can't.
01:56:16 We got to stop giving money.
01:56:18 Here we go.
01:56:18 This is any more here we were able.
01:56:21 We were able to park and walk up our street and bear witness
01:56:24 to all of the loss.
01:56:25 Miraculously, a main part of our house is still standing for now.
01:56:29 Sounds tremendously like Dave's. What?
01:56:31 There's more.
01:56:32 No, it doesn't more road.
01:56:34 So I know that his wife is clearly.
01:56:36 No. Okay. Sorry.
01:56:38 It's it's not an livable, but most mostly intact.
01:56:42 We lost Taylor and Griffin's studio
01:56:46 instrument and piece of equipment
01:56:49 they ever owned.
01:56:51 And we lost our garage and our back house.
01:56:54 Oh, my God, we lost everything.
01:56:56 They lost their studio. They.
01:56:58 Where are they going? To perform music.
01:57:00 And they lost their four car garage.
01:57:02 So but you realize though,
01:57:03 as you're mocking and make fun of it, it was clearly hugely successful.
01:57:08 So how can you how can you argue against it?
01:57:11 Or the know that the $200,000, like
01:57:15 they got so much money and we got so much.
01:57:17 Oh, see, now you're getting to my neck of the woods.
01:57:20 I believe it was a very successful fire.
01:57:22 You know, the old days, the, in the old days,
01:57:26 the kings used to just burn the serfs out when they wanted the land.
01:57:30 Did you know that there's a whole story
01:57:31 about Los Angeles new 2028 city of the future?
01:57:36 But they've been battling to get the land.
01:57:38 They just couldn't get people to move the single family housing
01:57:40 that's been there for frickin since they built them.
01:57:42 Didn't want to give up the neighborhoods.
01:57:44 Where was that same fire? Hawaii.
01:57:47 Yeah, Hawaii.
01:57:48 Thank you.
01:57:49 I was just it's so similar to that now.
01:57:51 I mean, it could be similar because there fires
01:57:54 like I complain about Gary saying things, you know, there's obviously similarity.
01:57:57 If there's a fire,
01:57:58 but there's some weird similarities with the land grabs and the insurance.
01:58:01 Once the insurance doesn't pay, guess what happens to the land?
01:58:04 It gets forfeited.
01:58:07 Because they can't build on it.
01:58:08 And some people don't even return if they're not dead.
01:58:10 They just they just walk away,
01:58:13 become homeless,
01:58:14 go find, you know, go live somewhere else if you can.
01:58:17 Sometimes, because it costs so much to rebuild
01:58:20 in that area, they can't afford it, so they have to.
01:58:21 I've got it now.
01:58:22 I figured it out right here.
01:58:23 So this is their quote.
01:58:25 The old way, this is the old way to gentrify
01:58:27 with Chicago and that they that took them like 25 years.
01:58:30 Now they can just three months.
01:58:33 Oh we don't need to get no one, no one criticize our further cities right here.
01:58:36 She says. We love this community
01:58:37 and we'll do everything we can to help rebuild and support.
01:58:40 Thanks for for everyone for checking in on us and offering us help.
01:58:45 Oh, that's,
01:58:47 everything you can would be not stopping the funding.
01:58:49 No, no, what happened was. Yeah, right. That's a good point.
01:58:52 No, what happened
01:58:52 was she must have exacerbated all of her savings and life savings and everything.
01:58:58 Sold everything to help everyone else.
01:59:00 And so now she needs money from other people.
01:59:03 I think that's what that. Because that's we've every.
01:59:05 We will do everything we can.
01:59:07 So I think that's I think that's what happened.
01:59:09 That's why the GoFundMe existed.
01:59:10 I appreciate that that seems wasteful.
01:59:13 She's like, I've used all of my resources.
01:59:15 Go fund me. Please help. No.
01:59:16 So you go to that lifeguard school, you got to save yourself first.
01:59:19 Otherwise you can't save anybody. Said she wouldn't. That.
01:59:22 Hopefully. You're joking. You're joking.
01:59:23 I don't, I don't yeah, I don't really care one way or another what she does.
01:59:26 Like I said, I said in the beginning, I am over here in the fire zone over here.
01:59:30 So unfortunately, due to the humans, did anybody did live again.
01:59:34 It's not real, you know what I mean?
01:59:35 I don't know, even though it is it probably horrific.
01:59:38 Yeah.
01:59:38 It'll be real when, if it's just right outside your house.
01:59:41 That's what I'm saying. I said that earlier. Yeah, yeah.
01:59:42 I said let's see. We are.
01:59:43 We're not because Michigan Michigan takes care of their forest.
01:59:46 They they don't.
01:59:47 There's certain areas that are just so thick and dense that you live there like,
01:59:51 build your house out of wood, don't leave valuables, be able to leave
01:59:54 because when the forest burns down, we're going to let it.
01:59:57 They don't do that when, burning, they burn.
02:00:00 You know the bullshit up.
02:00:01 Has anybody figured out an answer?
02:00:03 Why they stop?
02:00:04 Like they.
02:00:04 They let the Palisades, reservoir or
02:00:08 it was
02:00:08 drained and then so I, I work in systems.
02:00:12 If we make a major change like that before
02:00:14 we turn it back over to the customer, guess what we do first?
02:00:18 Anyone? Anyone in the comments? No.
02:00:20 If when you're working on a system, in this case a bit of the fire
02:00:22 hydrant system, what do you do when you make a major change?
02:00:26 You test it. That's the answer I'm looking for.
02:00:28 Oh, there was a the every year you test fire hydrants every so many whatever.
02:00:31 So often there's documentation that somebody
02:00:35 waived the testing of the fire hydrants after they drain the reservoir, like weeks
02:00:40 before this huge disaster happened, almost as
02:00:44 if they wanted it to make it very hard to stop it from spreading.
02:00:47 Not that even I maybe don't know what I'm talking about,
02:00:50 I hope I don't know what I'm talking about because I'm suggesting that
02:00:53 they didn't do it on purpose, but they were like,
02:00:55 let's make it as hard as possible
02:00:56 so that if this does happen because it happens every year,
02:00:59 that it'll burn whole neighborhoods down
02:01:02 because the same people that control that, we're trying to figure out a way
02:01:05 to get the people out of the single dwelling homes that, that wasn't a goal.
02:01:09 That was a single dwelling home.
02:01:11 Nowadays, when you're when a, when a,
02:01:13 when in the city or in areas all the way developed in their single dwelling homes,
02:01:16 if you've ever even played SimCity, you know exactly what I'm talking about.
02:01:19 The single dwelling homes are the scourge of the city.
02:01:21 You have to get rid of them so you can build up
02:01:23 so you can make more money, more taxes on that same little square
02:01:27 block.
02:01:29 And these these rich people didn't want to do that.
02:01:31 So I'm suggesting that possibly allegedly
02:01:35 somebody burn them out of their homes.
02:01:41 Got real quiet.
02:01:42 You guys don't want to say anything. Yep.
02:01:43 I want to try to get some queued up and letting you talk.
02:01:47 I got the dog on shrooms, but I should.
02:01:49 We should probably save that for.
02:01:51 Yeah. That's good.
02:01:53 That's wrong.
02:01:56 It wasn't on purpose.
02:01:59 So it was more like I, you know, I think an owner gets your dog.
02:02:03 I know you didn't go.
02:02:04 Come here, buddy. Here it is.
02:02:06 Right?
02:02:07 Boy, that I would not sure if that happened.
02:02:10 This was just left the dog in the car.
02:02:12 Left the mushrooms on the seat.
02:02:14 Two plus two equals two.
02:02:20 You're going to be okay, buddy.
02:02:22 Yeah.
02:02:27 All right, so I want to play something else.
02:02:29 If you don't have it.
02:02:29 Got it stretching
02:02:30 all the way from Glendale in the west, all the way out toward Covina.
02:02:35 I love this, guys.
02:02:36 Large swaths of Santa Clarita,
02:02:39 the area that stretches all the way to Santa Monica.
02:02:43 That's it.
02:02:44 The AMA and a sunset.
02:02:45 Yeah, fire has broken out as well. That is now threatening.
02:02:48 There's an evacuation warning in parts of West Hollywood.
02:02:51 It means our heavily populated areas truly, largely
02:02:54 populated areas, incredibly dangerous fires.
02:02:58 All of this, of course, raises the question is do
02:03:00 how did any of this happen? According to the L.A.
02:03:02 County Fire Chief, they've no idea how all this happened.
02:03:04 It's possible it's the wind.
02:03:05 It's also possible space lasers from China.
02:03:07 It's possible that this happened a bunch of times in California.
02:03:10 You say that jokingly, but you will hear that
02:03:12 as people who are living in these areas and they're using open
02:03:14 flame, it's possible that somebody threw a cigaret out
02:03:16 when we really have no blamed Hawaiian lasers. The L.A.
02:03:19 County Fire Chief, Anthony Marone, saying the cause of the wildfires
02:03:22 at this point is unknown.
02:03:24 There's
02:03:24 another gray video, just 100 personnel assigned,
02:03:27 and unfortunately, we have two reported fatalities.
02:03:31 I like how they're like, oh, she's in mid like chop whatever this is
02:03:34 what's one has like I want to make a public service announcement.
02:03:39 What is the hand sign person been
02:03:42 the person that needs to be up there
02:03:46 like right there
02:03:48 will.
02:03:49 Because like what happened there.
02:03:51 They're undermining the caption.
02:03:53 Like that's what the captions are.
02:03:54 Therefore you can just read it.
02:03:56 I like I like the hand signal.
02:03:58 I like the human element.
02:03:59 They they need a hand signer like on hand at all times.
02:04:05 Like on the fly. Get up. Hey, we need to go.
02:04:07 Boom move move move move. Like, you know, it's weird, like.
02:04:09 Oh, I'm. I hear what you're saying.
02:04:10 Where's Doge? We got to get them in there and cut that cost.
02:04:12 That's too much money. But it's just weird.
02:04:15 Captioning is free.
02:04:16 Captions for captioning is free.
02:04:18 Well, that's what we had captions for years and years.
02:04:20 And all of a sudden, like, within the last, like,
02:04:22 five years, they decided to shove the sign language person up there.
02:04:27 I just feel like that's
02:04:28 undermining a completely different profession.
02:04:33 It's very sad how they're.
02:04:35 They're entertaining millions unknown.
02:04:37 And you notice they do this a lot, and we do.
02:04:40 Oh, look at that. Like applause.
02:04:41 She's like, Remember, though, they say they say exactly what she's saying.
02:04:46 Fuck you.
02:04:47 She's saying fuck this guy. Every other word. If.
02:04:50 Is this really, like a sign language thing right now?
02:04:52 Like, what does that mean?
02:04:53 It means, oh my God, there's a four year old, one five years old.
02:04:56 I can't get four words out without bumbling and babbling.
02:04:59 And even if they're practicing, I bet you they make mistakes all the time.
02:05:01 I just keep she's like, oh shit, you know, she'll show the same sign shit
02:05:05 and keep right on going. Like,
02:05:08 and this and he's, he's reading something.
02:05:10 So hopefully she gets to.
02:05:12 There's slang in every language.
02:05:13 I'm sure there's shorthand and shit.
02:05:16 I do have a number of significant injuries.
02:05:20 We have over 100 structures destroyed.
02:05:22 People are dressing up as emergency people.
02:05:25 I know and under investigation.
02:05:29 We're still warned of somebody looting.
02:05:31 You know, we don't worry about it.
02:05:34 The LA mayor, Karen Bass, is indeed she's on top of this now.
02:05:37 There was only one problem.
02:05:37 Karen Bass was until last night in Ghana, but that usually in Ghana nobody knows.
02:05:42 Remember Karen Bass
02:05:44 she's gone don't show candidate
02:05:46 for goes to government House that didn't exist in the Democratic party.
02:05:49 Don't think she moved there.
02:05:50 I think she was visiting
02:05:51 LA County Board of Supervisors member defending Karen Bass is performance.
02:05:54 Remember Ted Cruz is really bad
02:05:55 because even though he had actually zero authority,
02:05:58 facts don't care about your feelings.
02:06:00 When he was in Cancun during a freeze, it was awful.
02:06:02 Karen back to the podium says Karen Bass actually does have authority
02:06:05 over the city under his laptop, and she's busy in Ghana for some reason.
02:06:09 But don't worry,
02:06:10 her democratic friend will come to her defense, including the L.A.
02:06:12 County Board of Supervisors member Catherine Barger.
02:06:16 Do you know
02:06:16 if Karen Bass is on her way back to Los Angeles?
02:06:19 She is, and I've been in contact with her.
02:06:21 She is there,
02:06:22 so she's engaged to be there all the time, you know, in case of fireworks.
02:06:26 And so I, you know, she is not with technology
02:06:31 and is she has been in contact up in the air
02:06:33 and is going to be landing this morning and is going to hit the ground running.
02:06:36 So, so I don't know if, you know, he goes,
02:06:40 you know, she's going to hit the ground running because it's fucking hot.
02:06:43 Yeah. Just again, anything for saving the city.
02:06:45 Well, she's been in the headlines. Cameras.
02:06:47 I mean,
02:06:47 the real question is why it is that all these local officials
02:06:49 always feel the necessity
02:06:50 to jet set off to distant parts of the globe as part of their mayoral job.
02:06:54 It's very confusing to me what exactly the L.A.
02:06:56 mayor has to do with Donna, per se.
02:06:58 It's a very weird move in general,
02:07:01 but it's not always feels like you're seeing him.
02:07:03 Horrible job leading the city.
02:07:04 Well, she's been the mayor of the city.
02:07:06 He is. I mean, here she was. She's back.
02:07:08 I don't like the heading. Why is California on fire?
02:07:10 She was because of the flames.
02:07:12 Where to go to move over a website.
02:07:15 Name the tone competent. These folks are.
02:07:17 Oh, this is funny. Check this out right now.
02:07:18 If you.
02:07:18 I don't believe
02:07:19 in fire emergency information, resources and shelter is available.
02:07:22 Just shush me. All of this can be found at.
02:07:25 You are all
02:07:28 at URL guys.
02:07:29 Hey you are.
02:07:30 Here's another emergency information resources.
02:07:32 You could shut the fuck up.
02:07:34 All of this can be found at you URL.
02:07:38 URL guys, I think she was right.
02:07:41 She was here.
02:07:41 You know, she must have been reading and they put the URL on the paper
02:07:45 to fill it in later because they didn't have the website.
02:07:48 And, and and she just read.
02:07:50 So you want me to go to me?
02:07:51 I'll,
02:07:53 you URL maybe that's a university.
02:07:56 University?
02:07:56 You name?
02:08:01 Is that Bigfoot behind you?
02:08:03 Did Bigfoot build your stage?
02:08:05 Oh, yes.
02:08:07 Yes, that's.
02:08:08 Well, just just to finish on that.
02:08:10 What ends up. Well, we don't need to finish it, Shapiro says.
02:08:12 But he pretty much goes into how, she she.
02:08:15 I saw an interview with her where she just stared.
02:08:17 She didn't know what to say.
02:08:18 She looked like a deer in the headlight.
02:08:19 Really? Just. Just stares.
02:08:21 She's pushed a lot of, like, policies and wants to influence,
02:08:28 certain demographic.
02:08:29 All areas that aren't, which demographically that are out,
02:08:33 ones that are of certain demographics.
02:08:36 What do you see?
02:08:41 I forget what it is, and maybe we'll let him finish it.
02:08:43 I think he says he
02:08:45 sources and shelter is available.
02:08:46 So cultural more than demographics.
02:08:49 It turns out that a lot of government itself is quite terrible.
02:08:53 Maybe we need to trim some of that.
02:08:54 But in your personal life, you need to move. That's what I said.
02:08:57 So here's an average potential, which was also taken on by Rick Caruso.
02:09:00 Rick Caruso, of course,
02:09:01 was basically a Republican running as a Democrat in the last LA mayoral.
02:09:05 That reminds me, and it was the endorsement
02:09:06 of a bunch of Hollywood celebrities. So it is,
02:09:09 you don't see the firefighters.
02:09:11 The segment is brought to you by Kellogg's Club Crackers.
02:09:14 Looks like we're in a third world country here.
02:09:16 And we've got a lot of ad reads
02:09:19 and all we need to ask the mayor because we're so monetized.
02:09:22 I can't wait till the we go. We got to get to the comments.
02:09:25 We gotta work to mitigate. Oh.
02:09:26 The comments. Yeah.
02:09:28 And that is the big question.
02:09:30 Do you want to come.
02:09:31 So she has pushed for a lot of like change and a lot of
02:09:34 donations and stuff in different countries other than ours.
02:09:38 And that's one of the reasons why she was over in Ghana.
02:09:40 I forget who won or went down, but we can we can finish with,
02:09:43 some of the, the guy getting.
02:09:46 I'm gonna wait, what is this?
02:09:49 I came across the podcast on,
02:09:52 a more, Not normally I'm not on Rumble call.
02:09:55 It really doesn't suit.
02:09:57 My lead typically.
02:09:59 It kind of is a bit, risque type of, entertainment.
02:10:04 I mean, Mr.
02:10:05 Carrot, CNN and, ABC, NBC.
02:10:08 You know, I avoid that whole Fox, even the network television.
02:10:12 But I just wanted to think that because, yeah,
02:10:14 I heard some comments on your podcast that were, comments towards the homophobe
02:10:20 or very slanders towards, the homos, which I would be homophobic.
02:10:24 I don't really appreciate.
02:10:26 I know that you have a disclaimer and like.
02:10:29 But is humor does that does that mean that you guys like.
02:10:32 Oh my God, what's taking a penis in your butt
02:10:35 and putting one in your mouth?
02:10:36 Just so you know,
02:10:37 I mean, I literally said there's not that there's anything wrong with that today.
02:10:41 There's there's nothing really wrong with it was like, it's not the show.
02:10:44 It goes in like,
02:10:47 you just need some lubricant.
02:10:48 Like it's it's like a vagina.
02:10:49 I mean, that's great.
02:10:50 I think, you know, it's like, don't I?
02:10:54 I'm the only one that doesn't know it's a whole story.
02:10:56 And, I'm going to get you guys cable.
02:10:58 Pretty sure your podcast days are numbered.
02:11:01 And, I have a six.
02:11:03 I am not anyone's brother in law, I swear.
02:11:07 My name is not PJ Phillips or whatever that pretty name was.
02:11:11 But, you guys will because you're getting all kinds
02:11:14 of clean homophobic things, and I just don't appreciate,
02:11:19 I think
02:11:21 the whole. That's the flag.
02:11:23 What do you look like that.
02:11:25 Yeah. Why?
02:11:27 Why do you look like that?
02:11:28 And the name was El Fudge.
02:11:30 And those are good cookies.
02:11:32 It wasn't El fudge.
02:11:37 Yeah.
02:11:37 Are you saying those are bad sandwich?
02:11:40 Good.
02:11:42 So I'm not putting on
02:11:45 I'm not an A biscuit fan. No.
02:11:47 2999 of 250 I'm more of a Kellogg's club cracker.
02:11:51 Fuck that. Nabisco club cracker.
02:11:54 Kellogg's.
02:11:55 That light, flaky,
02:11:57 buttery, no buttery artificial colors or flavors.
02:12:01 Those Keebler elves know what they're doing, though.
02:12:05 That fudge ice cream.
02:12:06 You know, I could do nothing about that.
02:12:10 We we can watch nothing
02:12:11 but chicken attack and nothing but evil fudge.
02:12:14 Wow. Those aren't true.
02:12:16 Nobody would ever watch this here.
02:12:19 That you that nobody would.
02:12:21 I wouldn't watch this.
02:12:22 Yeah, nobody will ever watch this.
02:12:25 Yeah. I was making fun of you for you not making. You're like, oh, no. Over.
02:12:28 Watch those. You're mocking me.
02:12:29 But nobody would ever watch this.
02:12:32 Yeah, people are watching.
02:12:35 And I've been all right with a lot of guys for a long time.
02:12:39 Who wrote it here? You're a loser. Why?
02:12:41 This is the point, man.
02:12:42 Hey, man, I
02:12:45 anybody I wish we honestly, we all wish that.
02:12:49 And I've been in a basement living room with a lot of variety and time.
02:12:54 We have to get to the comments.
02:12:55 You know exactly what I'm talking about.
02:12:56 But we'll also know that too.
02:12:58 But yeah, I just realized what we're both talking about is a comment.
02:13:02 Nobody knows what we're talking about.
02:13:03 That's awesome.
02:13:06 But yeah, I don't live I do live in my basement.
02:13:08 That's part of my house. My studio is my basement.
02:13:11 I have a couch in my basement.
02:13:13 I saw the portrait view and I thought we were going bookseller.
02:13:16 We'll go, yeah, we're.
02:13:16 So what is this, this strange way for playing video historians?
02:13:20 Oh, wait, I just remembered.
02:13:21 I forgot Gary's in his house now, so we all have to whisper.
02:13:25 No, we don't. Untranslatable.
02:13:27 This is wood paneling.
02:13:29 Gary. Topic.
02:13:31 Dude, it's about time.
02:13:33 I feel great now.
02:13:36 It's 240 pages, are filled with mysterious text,
02:13:39 strange plant drawn, 240 pages, but most of them seem to be pictures,
02:13:43 pictures, logical charts, and even depictions of naked said retards.
02:13:47 Peculiar poses.
02:13:48 Despite using cutting edge technology and centuries of linguistic
02:13:51 forgetfulness, no one has deciphered its script or language.
02:13:54 Many speculate it holds the secrets of alchemy.
02:13:57 Or you don't forget to get a beer. That's your body telling you that.
02:14:00 And the most outlandish theory it's an extraterrestrial text.
02:14:04 What manuscript ever be to say all right, or what secrets remain?
02:14:08 Where is this lack of creativity that everything is
02:14:13 a, B, c aliens, right?
02:14:18 I mean, you can't rule it out. Duh.
02:14:22 I can't argue with that.
02:14:23 Locked forever.
02:14:25 What do you think? Look, no one can read.
02:14:27 Oh, see, that was bad timing.
02:14:28 I didn't know there was two seconds left of the video,
02:14:30 and I would have let it finish and then stopped and then complained that.
02:14:33 Right.
02:14:34 So they're saying that there's an ancient text of 240 pages, mostly pictures. Yep.
02:14:41 And why is it alien?
02:14:43 Possibly because they don't know where it's from, but it looks like.
02:14:46 Yeah, through your it can't decipher it.
02:14:55 Okay.
02:14:56 I think it's fascinating.
02:14:58 We just it's just we just take so much, we remove all the credibility
02:15:01 or credibility.
02:15:02 We remove all the.
02:15:04 We don't give our selves any credit.
02:15:06 We don't give our ancient selves any credit.
02:15:09 Why does it have to be alien?
02:15:10 Why couldn't have been us, our tech not.
02:15:12 We've reached levels of technology and have been wiped out so many times.
02:15:15 You talked about that, the cycle or whatever.
02:15:17 That's.
02:15:17 Yeah, but no, believe me,
02:15:21 it doesn't matter.
02:15:22 Nobody believes anything nowadays. Do you know why?
02:15:25 Because there's so much information.
02:15:27 Yeah. You
02:15:30 speaking of Facebook taken there?
02:15:32 That's the reason. I think it was more reason they fucking.
02:15:35 The reason that they,
02:15:37 lost it.
02:15:38 The reason that they,
02:15:40 the technology and the aliens, it's because that's what they said.
02:15:43 They told us this.
02:15:44 They're the ones telling us this is where it came from.
02:15:46 They didn't say, oh, it was here and passed along.
02:15:49 They said, no, it came from up there.
02:15:50 That's what they all say by the pictures and shit
02:15:54 and by the words.
02:15:56 I always used the same analogy that we have.
02:15:58 So if you
02:15:59 if you look at our culture and our social things,
02:16:01 so if you got a bunch of Avengers and Marvel movies and looked at it,
02:16:04 they'd think we were all superheroes and we followed superheroes around it.
02:16:07 Just because they was on a painting on a wall doesn't mean that it was real.
02:16:10 It could have been that back then people that wrote were the scholars.
02:16:15 They were the smartest people in society.
02:16:17 They only wrote things that mattered, really.
02:16:21 And, you know, I'm pointing anybody that's in range of outside.
02:16:24 They go, look, tonight our moon has a moon.
02:16:28 There's two moons.
02:16:30 I don't know, I'm like, it has to be a star.
02:16:31 So I pointed my little thingy at it.
02:16:33 I'm like, nope, unless there's something wrong with my sky man.
02:16:36 No, your five of phone sky man. You're.
02:16:38 Look at it.
02:16:39 Listen, mother, I can't bring it out.
02:16:40 I did pull my dick out like I heard it.
02:16:43 This show is not brought to you by my dick.
02:16:44 It's brought to you by sky map.
02:16:46 No, it's sky map on your phone.
02:16:48 You pointed in the sky and it'll tell you what you're looking at.
02:16:52 There's a little dot to, like, maybe 8:00.
02:16:57 7:00.
02:16:58 Fuck is the drop? Sorry.
02:17:02 You know, if the moon is a clock for people that don't understand that
02:17:04 there's another dot there, there's something it looks like there's some.
02:17:08 And it wasn't. It would have been really weird if it was orbiting.
02:17:12 Yeah.
02:17:13 You know, maybe.
02:17:13 Maybe it's an optical illusion.
02:17:15 Most most likely. Probably.
02:17:17 But if you can tell me what happens. What?
02:17:19 What the hell is the moon by the moon right now?
02:17:21 Does our moon have a moon?
02:17:24 I think it would just create anything that small wouldn't
02:17:27 stick there like our moon.
02:17:28 It would just suck into the earth, wouldn't it?
02:17:31 Right.
02:17:32 I guess there's probably a spot right between them both where it might stay.
02:17:37 No. No.
02:17:43 No. It's got to be a planet behind the moon.
02:17:46 But, you know, typical.
02:17:48 Typically, for my experience,
02:17:49 when the moon is so bright like it is, you cannot see a planet that close to it.
02:17:53 So I was like,
02:17:54 I sat there and I stared at forever,
02:17:56 waiting for it to move, thinking it was a plane and I was crazy.
02:17:58 And then I went to try and take a picture of it.
02:18:00 But anybody knows, you know, unless you got the super telephoto lens, you can't
02:18:04 take a picture of the stars or Venus.
02:18:07 If you've ever looked up at the sky before Mars or if I've ever, I can.
02:18:11 So that's the greatest.
02:18:13 That's the stupidest question I've ever heard. Ask to a human.
02:18:15 If you've ever looked up in the sky before.
02:18:17 Nope. Count me out.
02:18:20 What is the sky? Well, I didn't see it.
02:18:23 Where did I go?
02:18:24 Mars or Venus? You're over here going.
02:18:26 We with it? We did it.
02:18:29 Tell me about.
02:18:31 Is my wife on here?
02:18:32 What the fuck is happening?
02:18:33 Right. So she sounds like she got divorced.
02:18:35 No. She says, and I don't know, she sounds like Dave's wife.
02:18:39 She says all I hear is that she sounded exactly like you.
02:18:41 So I don't have a cigaret, I joke earrings. Teacher.
02:18:44 I think it's my voice.
02:18:47 It's got to be my voice.
02:18:48 There's one common thread.
02:18:49 Exactly what you sound like.
02:18:51 One common thread.
02:18:53 Zero thumbs up, zero thumbs up.
02:18:57 I found it up, you fuckface.
02:18:59 Well, you must have on some dinner or.
02:19:01 No, I'm looking at it right now.
02:19:03 Thumb up everywhere.
02:19:04 Oh, oh, some of my ass.
02:19:07 All right, I hit refresh.
02:19:08 It's still says no.
02:19:10 Oh, wait, I can just do this.
02:19:12 I could do that.
02:19:14 How about you? How about you thumb it up at that?
02:19:16 I told you, look at the zero thumbs I'm showing you.
02:19:19 Okay?
02:19:19 Yeah.
02:19:20 As a as you're showing me,
02:19:21 I'm showing you the screen of you showing me where it says zero thumbs
02:19:24 away. It's bullshit.
02:19:26 Let's all. Oh, no, we're going.
02:19:28 Someone. Come on.
02:19:29 Look, you just went inside of inside of inside now.
02:19:31 Oh, my God, it's going down.
02:19:33 It's going to happen to.
02:19:34 And I just did.
02:19:35 Oh, shit. It did just happen again. Goddamn it.
02:19:39 Does anybody have something to smoke?
02:19:42 Normally I would call that in tight, but.
02:19:45 Oh, it's happening again.
02:19:46 This is the coolest thing I've ever done in the show.
02:19:47 Look, we just keep going farther back, back, back, back fucking said.
02:19:51 If that's the goal that you've ever done in the show, it is.
02:19:54 I admit it. I've been phoning it in the whole time. I'm going to do better.
02:19:56 Yeah.
02:19:58 That's still that looks pretty cool.
02:19:59 Obviously. You better go.
02:20:01 Why hasn't it stopped?
02:20:02 It should have stopped by now.
02:20:04 I don't know, man.
02:20:06 This isn't me doing it.
02:20:10 And, you can get it to stop by.
02:20:12 Just getting it to stop.
02:20:15 Darren, I was hoping you were going to hit it at the same time I put it back.
02:20:20 Oh, I was looking for it, but then I figured I'd give up
02:20:22 because I thought you already looking for it.
02:20:23 All right, guys, I've been in the chair every 15 minutes, roughly, anyway.
02:20:26 Yeah, we got to get to the star of this show.
02:20:29 Besides, you're 50.
02:20:31 Oh, I've been smoking this bull, and I've got this fucking heifer.
02:20:34 Join me.
02:20:36 Give me that much.
02:20:38 I love higher, so I also.
02:20:42 Oh. Oh, God.
02:20:46 Does anybody have something to smoke up?
02:20:54 But I thought it was higher than a kite.
02:20:57 What's a pretty important part?
02:20:58 I fantasize about this back in Chicago.
02:21:01 Mercy, mercy me that.
02:21:02 Mercy it like no no no no no no no no no no.
02:21:05 She got him in the back.
02:21:09 So we have so many comments.
02:21:11 I'm just going to just basically rifle through him
02:21:12 without going to each video and watching each video. But the bird,
02:21:16 if you watch our show, there was a great video of a food
02:21:19 truck guy just grabbing a pigeon and throwing it in a bag.
02:21:22 This guy said it's hello, hello, hello, I don't know how to say
02:21:25 that when it's, you know, like kosher, but for
02:21:29 a whole lot of them.
02:21:31 Hello?
02:21:32 Hello.
02:21:33 Sounds like horror.
02:21:36 Hello. Sounds like Homer Simpson.
02:21:38 Homer Simpson, look at some pop up arms, some.
02:21:42 Ohmygod, Tristan, some
02:21:46 Tristan Sanford says as far as meat,
02:21:48 probably just splitting breast and pulling breast meat.
02:21:50 Not actually deep feathering and plucking.
02:21:51 Just take a bunch of them.
02:21:53 People used to eat birds more often.
02:21:57 I mean, I think this guy just.
02:21:58 People laugh like I'm like, by the millions.
02:22:02 Yeah, but
02:22:02 I think he meant, like, back in the day, like when we lived on farms and country.
02:22:05 If you saw a big fat fucking pigeon and were like, yeah, Munch.
02:22:09 Right.
02:22:10 Yeah.
02:22:10 And then became their became cities and like,
02:22:14 dirt, turf laughed his ass off.
02:22:17 At that, this guy just went black.
02:22:20 Jesus just said, don't get don't get fresher than that.
02:22:24 I don't want to say I don't know.
02:22:25 And anyway, which comment which common is the sun?
02:22:28 Which which the bird?
02:22:30 The the guy that the food truck guy that grabs the bird.
02:22:32 Okay.
02:22:32 Just to speed through him.
02:22:33 I wasn't gonna play the video.
02:22:35 Well, you whatever. Good.
02:22:37 Yeah. My mouse. My mouse isn't being shown.
02:22:40 Now after Jesus black Jesus said, don't get any fresher than that youngster.
02:22:45 Check this out.
02:22:45 Said, now Jesus, you know that.
02:22:47 That ain't cool, man.
02:22:48 That ain't cool.
02:22:53 All right, now this I don't remember this one, but
02:22:55 how can you have an insurrection without weapons?
02:22:57 Yeah, that.
02:22:58 Oh, yeah.
02:22:59 That's kind of confusing to me. And then nobody can answer.
02:23:01 Oh, there were weapons they had pulled. Yeah. Okay.
02:23:06 How can you
02:23:07 have an angry mob without torches and pitchforks?
02:23:10 Is that.
02:23:10 I think he.
02:23:11 Although the Clippers know it keeps going.
02:23:13 But I'm going to I'm going to try
02:23:14 to connect the comment to what they're saying there.
02:23:16 Thank you. Okay.
02:23:18 When you so I think he's being,
02:23:22 pardoned by JD Vance.
02:23:25 How can you have an angry mob without torches and pitchforks?
02:23:28 He's saying you can you can't have an angry mob
02:23:30 without the reductio ad absurdum.
02:23:32 I love it.
02:23:34 Then here's the one.
02:23:35 Here's the comment of the week.
02:23:38 Bumper to bumper.
02:23:40 To be clear, I think Gary's in the clear because it's just, Brady.
02:23:43 And on the screen, these two the
02:23:46 these are the two most divorced men in human history.
02:23:49 Fridges with just mustard in a Bud Light office chair in the living room.
02:23:52 Hungry man dinner every Thanksgiving.
02:23:55 Look, motherfucker, I've got a $4,000 fridge and a no.
02:23:58 Yeah. Fucking lager.
02:23:59 So go fuck yourself. How about that?
02:24:02 Yeah, it's them apples.
02:24:03 Except for except for.
02:24:05 I hate Bud Light and mustard.
02:24:07 You fucking.
02:24:07 You nailed me, man.
02:24:08 I yeah, I'm a ketchup guy.
02:24:11 Mustard for pussies.
02:24:13 Yeah. And I would need a hungry man.
02:24:15 I'm more of a Stouffer's.
02:24:17 I've got Boston Market meals.
02:24:18 I'm not a pussy.
02:24:19 As a learned kid, I learned you can make your own if you batch cook
02:24:23 and then make your own and then freeze it.
02:24:25 It's a lot cheaper than the hungry man.
02:24:26 And it's way less salt.
02:24:28 But I'm sure that perk no, it's gets whatever meant this to be just a negative.
02:24:32 Throw oil and light it on fire. Kind of a flame thing.
02:24:34 I don't mean to turn it into an educational thing, but
02:24:40 I'm also not divorced.
02:24:41 I'm married, but I everything else, everything else in there,
02:24:44 except nothing's, which is in the other room.
02:24:47 No way.
02:24:48 So the office chair in my living room is actually my wife's area of the house.
02:24:52 Her office is. This is my corner of.
02:24:54 My living room is so large that the one corner is her.
02:24:58 There is an office chair in my living room,
02:24:59 but it's because that's the corner of that part of the living room is my wife's.
02:25:02 That's where my wife's desk is.
02:25:06 Here's my other favorite comment my girlfriend also has.
02:25:08 Yeah,
02:25:10 yeah, yeah.
02:25:11 Interesting. Yeah.
02:25:13 Thanks for the comments. Okay. So they don't have to believe us.
02:25:15 It's a good, good assessment. I'll just sit here smoking my way.
02:25:18 Here's another one.
02:25:18 Nick Lamb says we need to stop watching this.
02:25:22 So they lose monetization.
02:25:24 So to give you an idea, this comment was on YouTube.
02:25:26 To give you an idea, you need like 100,000 followers
02:25:29 or like 80 years before they even consider monetization free.
02:25:32 They have to get monetization free of all. We all.
02:25:35 Then you have to lose it.
02:25:36 We all have other jobs.
02:25:38 Oh wait, sorry Gary.
02:25:39 Too soon that he thinks about you.
02:25:42 Okay. We all used to have other jobs.
02:25:44 If you watch the show, there's an issue with the one.
02:25:46 But we do this for fun. Just for fun?
02:25:49 Not all of us.
02:25:49 Yeah, yeah, sorry, I was I was very insensitive.
02:25:52 Me, I wasn't thinking.
02:25:54 Oh, no, you're so right.
02:25:56 Okay. Oh, my God, you're.
02:25:58 If you have a job.
02:25:58 If you have a job, raise your hand.
02:26:03 Sorry.
02:26:04 You're if you own a home, raise your.
02:26:06 If you own a home, raise your hand.
02:26:08 There you go.
02:26:09 All right.
02:26:09 Now, one of those,
02:26:12 If you're divorced, raise your hand.
02:26:14 Nope.
02:26:16 So, if you don't want to read this, I'm not having a stroke.
02:26:20 Don't play the grammar thing.
02:26:21 I'm reading this exactly as written, Aaron. To.
02:26:23 I don't know. You don't, retorted.
02:26:26 I'll say it again, Aaron Delvaux.
02:26:28 Oh, no, yourself a king we did.
02:26:30 Should I said it wrong that time?
02:26:32 Oh, no, your sofa king, we.
02:26:34 Todd did. Oh, God.
02:26:37 So if anybody knows Aaron, double please check on him to make sure he's okay.
02:26:41 I think that's just he's having fun with the right.
02:26:43 Or is he trying to swear on.
02:26:44 Oh, no. Yourself the king we. Todd did.
02:26:46 What do you mean? What is the question? What's wrong with that?
02:26:49 It's the wrong someone that.
02:26:51 That's funny for King Todd.
02:26:53 We are retarded.
02:26:55 Yeah. Oh, that's what he's saying.
02:26:57 I assume everyone has Down's syndrome.
02:27:00 Nice. Aaron Dowell.
02:27:01 So maybe I am, because I didn't see it until just now.
02:27:05 Chris, I got it right away.
02:27:06 Did you miss the part where it failed miserably?
02:27:09 Weapons would have gotten them in faster and let them hold it.
02:27:13 Careful what you say about the insurrection.
02:27:17 Oh, yeah.
02:27:17 Thank you, thank you.
02:27:18 Yeah, I I've actually done
02:27:21 what's real, but without real weapons, none of them.
02:27:25 Yeah.
02:27:26 So I said without weapons and you said they had poles.
02:27:28 So I changed it to without real weapons.
02:27:30 And this set off a firestorm of comments.
02:27:34 My girlfriend's liberal sister got it.
02:27:37 Got her.
02:27:38 Some liberal salts from some company, and they're literally liberal salts.
02:27:43 They come, they're like, called specific things.
02:27:45 And one of them, they have little cards.
02:27:48 They almost look like the old school,
02:27:49 like monopoly cards that you would get with you. I thought you said
02:27:52 when you said the results.
02:27:53 I thought you meant somebody else paid for them and they didn't work.
02:27:56 No, they're like left leaning.
02:27:58 It's fucking weird.
02:28:00 There's like this, there's hold.
02:28:01 I get this whole speech about January 6th and then not forget.
02:28:03 And it goes with this specific salt. And,
02:28:07 she was initially gifted them from somebody
02:28:09 else, that her, her sister's friend gifted him to her.
02:28:13 And her, she liked them. And so she give them my sister.
02:28:16 But, Well, so these comments, really my girlfriend, these comments really shine
02:28:21 light on the sides of points of view are so far apart,
02:28:26 I don't see that shit is all some people are saying like that.
02:28:29 It's the worst thing ever and some people are saying it was an insurrection
02:28:33 where they all left on their own after getting a couple of selfies.
02:28:37 Garbin says that's not what happened at all.
02:28:38 Carmen, were you there because the I.
02:28:41 Nobody was there really.
02:28:44 I mean, there's there's video, but we ignore the hours
02:28:46 and hours and hours and hours and hours of video that they released
02:28:50 who remove them, the three security guards that let them in.
02:28:53 None of these comments make any sense.
02:28:55 Nobody let them in.
02:28:56 They smashed the windows and doors and forced their way in.
02:29:00 That's just see now the whole the whole conspiracy
02:29:02 of the whole dynamic leading up
02:29:06 to leaving Obama, leaving the office like
02:29:09 before even Trump gets in there.
02:29:13 The spin away from Trump after Obama,
02:29:15 the, the, wiretapping,
02:29:20 pre pre-trump, which Obama had stuff to do with it.
02:29:23 And supposedly Hillary Clinton,
02:29:25 camp was the one that, you know, we're doing the wiretapping at the time
02:29:28 and then this whole.
02:29:29 Yeah, but none of that gives the protesters the right to take over.
02:29:32 No, but this is like the Capitol, like, this is so, like, dynamic, of,
02:29:39 of a work really,
02:29:42 like you're, you're,
02:29:45 you know, putting forth all this effort for what reason, to,
02:29:49 to try to change history for whatever reason, with what it's just incredible.
02:29:54 Oh, I think the reasons obvious to make sure
02:29:55 that if anybody ever has a problem with anything
02:29:57 the government's ever doing again, that they everyone need to know
02:29:59 that they can turn a protest into felonies with the snap of a finger.
02:30:04 Whether I'm right, I mean, whether they, you know, that's
02:30:06 that's something that'll keep people away from they'll keep their mouth shut.
02:30:09 Some people sadly, I've said that and I saw that too far away from North Korea.
02:30:14 Like we're not we're not that different from North Korea.
02:30:17 If MJ says, just looked up the definition of an insurrection,
02:30:20 not seeing anything about here, about weapons.
02:30:24 So I guess no one was charged with insurrection.
02:30:27 There was not a single person that was charged with insurrection.
02:30:31 So then calling it insurrection is wrong,
02:30:34 correct? Yes.
02:30:36 Bert says there were people there with guns
02:30:40 who got guns.
02:30:43 I, I think only the Capitol Police had guns,
02:30:46 because if you bring a gun there, you get taken away before you even.
02:30:50 I mean, you just can't put a gun.
02:30:52 Yoo hoo! Yeah.
02:30:54 Bert, can you please tell me who besides the Capitol Police
02:30:57 or any other police force that was there that
02:31:01 some of the videos I saw were really acting strange for
02:31:05 an insurrection?
02:31:07 Nurse has the final comment on this.
02:31:09 All that grift for six likes.
02:31:11 So grift means to basically something for money.
02:31:15 Like, once again, like a scroll back.
02:31:18 How many likes? Yeah.
02:31:19 You saw us.
02:31:21 There's the bird.
02:31:22 Yeah. Scroll back up. Nice.
02:31:24 How many likes do you,
02:31:29 where are the likes?
02:31:30 Geez. Hey.
02:31:32 Right there.
02:31:32 He's wrong. No. All that good for eight likes you, son.
02:31:35 Eight likes motherfucker, right?
02:31:37 Eat that shit right.
02:31:41 Again, we don't do it for the likes or the comments or the.
02:31:44 I mean, we do it. We we do do it for the comments.
02:31:46 We do do swish.
02:31:47 We don't do it for the likes or the views.
02:31:50 If you're starting an art form of any kind and this is an art form,
02:31:53 even though it's
02:31:54 probably pretty pathetically compared to Picasso or the best music in the world,
02:31:58 any art form, if you're doing it for other people's, if
02:32:03 you're doing it for the wrong reason, wrong, or worse, it's just.
02:32:06 And everything sucks.
02:32:08 Don't get so incredulous.
02:32:12 Yeah,
02:32:14 I think you're ruining the show I don't believe
02:32:16 will ever make any money from this.
02:32:18 That's not stopping me. Nope.
02:32:21 Wow. Great.
02:32:23 I, I want you to know that you become.
02:32:26 That's not stopping me.
02:32:28 You become un cancelable.
02:32:31 Yeah.
02:32:31 What's even see these do these seriously?
02:32:35 These fucking titles are you.
02:32:37 And you're doing it as a bit to be.
02:32:39 But the only it's an inside joke and the only one that gets it is me.
02:32:43 Yeah, this one is even bettered.
02:32:47 Oh, okay. Yes.
02:32:48 I have no relation to what it's for.
02:32:50 I have no idea.
02:32:51 I can't I don't have time to watch and categorize them all.
02:32:54 If you do participate on the fly show and we let almost anybody comment call.
02:32:58 Oh has anybody called.
02:33:01 Maybe not because the number is not.
02:33:02 Oh they're 05863 variants.
02:33:04 Three I'm surprised we've had as many calls as we've had.
02:33:07 There was actually people paying attention to the phone.
02:33:09 Yeah, I like it again.
02:33:10 Again this this is your open ramp forum call.
02:33:13 There's if there's a place where nobody will listen to you.
02:33:16 You've been fired.
02:33:17 Your wife is getting down on you, your kids are getting up on you.
02:33:20 Whatever you're calling, unload on us.
02:33:23 So we have any avenue to help you.
02:33:25 We will, but typically we'll just shut up,
02:33:27 make fun of you a little bit, and you'll get your voice heard.
02:33:29 It's wonderful. It's therapeutic.
02:33:31 It's a safe place.
02:33:32 You can say anything to ruin anyone.
02:33:34 You don't have to, like, completely
02:33:36 change the course of someone else's life just for for just because you're butthurt.
02:33:40 You don't have to do that. But,
02:33:42 Have you guys heard of Jennifer Love?
02:33:44 You know, subscribe. You can if you want.
02:33:46 If you don't like. It's just a watch.
02:33:48 I don't know. And we just.
02:33:49 What's your comment there?
02:33:51 Calling or write a letter.
02:33:53 Anything you can do.
02:33:54 Yeah we're fine with all her over
02:33:56 engagement and interaction is how you can satisfy this art form.
02:34:00 Thank you.
02:34:01 True.
02:34:01 The most important thing we can do as humans is piss in our genes.
02:34:06 Son of a bitch.
02:34:09 This energy source heat
02:34:11 would help us with a song about that song.
02:34:18 If. You go to see what's in your pants,
02:34:24 I'll make you guys come to the house.
02:34:30 Sit on here on the clap.
02:34:31 As long as you go through, you.
02:34:41 Be it,
02:34:44 I hope I got it.
02:34:46 I think you're more real time.
02:34:47 Are you all right? Because you're the leader.
02:34:50 I did it like two seconds sooner. That all right?
02:34:52 Okay. Is it true?
02:34:54 The most important thing we can do as a human is pass
02:35:00 pass on our genes.
02:35:01 Well, I don't know if it's the most important thing, but it is very sorry,
02:35:06 I, I don't I don't want to step in or joke with the pants, pants, pants.
02:35:10 No, no, I got to play it again.
02:35:11 I literally heard the actual thing.
02:35:13 The most important thing we can do, humans, is piss in our genes.
02:35:18 Possible genes.
02:35:20 Sorry, sorry.
02:35:21 It's pass on our genes.
02:35:23 All right.
02:35:25 Is it true the most important thing we can do
02:35:28 as a human is pass
02:35:32 pass on our genes.
02:35:33 It's the will to carry in their most important thing.
02:35:36 It's very important because what it means is
02:35:40 that you pass on your genes from you to your child.
02:35:44 Is like a real sized human.
02:35:46 I want to see more black dog.
02:35:48 Then you don't have to.
02:35:49 How can I avoid it?
02:35:51 Well, all right, roll the key.
02:35:53 You have to make love.
02:35:53 It's the BBC. What?
02:35:55 To avoid passing on my genes.
02:35:57 Why do we say our ancestors came in?
02:36:00 Oh, my. Nope.
02:36:02 Our ancestors can stay around pheromones.
02:36:04 Yeah, machines do that.
02:36:06 They didn't come from apes.
02:36:08 There's no debate.
02:36:09 If it's sex or no sex, you always want from something else.
02:36:12 You can't.
02:36:13 You can't.
02:36:13 You know, it's not exactly chimp or modern ape or on cells on Monday.
02:36:19 Come in. And chimp. No.
02:36:21 All cells worth half a well, without cells, we wouldn't be.
02:36:26 Why? She's saying trillions of cells.
02:36:28 Our cells were from a single cell.
02:36:30 So they're really important to us.
02:36:32 Are my cells dividing and multiplying all the time?
02:36:36 Like even when I'm sitting here now, since you've been sat there,
02:36:39 they probably you've had about a million subdivisions going on in your body.
02:36:43 You other now. Wonderful. Well, no, all the time.
02:36:48 Since you're living outside the.
02:36:51 It was like six years ago.
02:36:52 Very similar, very similar to your your podcast days are numbered.
02:36:56 Yes. Well, your podcast days are numbered.
02:37:00 It's this podcast.
02:37:01 These are numbered. Yes. Days are numbered.
02:37:04 I don't want to get distracted from the,
02:37:07 She's a spoof robot question. She,
02:37:12 she interviews real experts, but it's a spoof interview,
02:37:15 and I'm not sure if they're in on it because, well,
02:37:19 her delivery so dry, deadpan and, like,
02:37:23 she never breaks character.
02:37:26 I think she's really, really, really funny.
02:37:29 Comedian.
02:37:31 Yeah, but it's at a certain point she's she can't keep that up
02:37:34 because then she'll be fine with that.
02:37:35 She's been doing it fucking forever, though.
02:37:37 It's the same shtick every time it is.
02:37:39 I'm sure you can always find somebody, I guess. Right.
02:37:42 British. British humor.
02:37:43 I'm like dry, dry, dry. Always.
02:37:46 She's been doing it for years. The clip.
02:37:50 All right.
02:37:50 She made it through the insurrection.
02:37:51 Comments. Were still doing the comments.
02:37:53 You need to stop watching us in that clip.
02:37:58 Did you miss the part where failed?
02:37:59 Okay, so f king two most divorced cheese.
02:38:05 Brady.
02:38:05 Why are we watching this?
02:38:09 What was that?
02:38:10 All those comments?
02:38:10 Yeah. Okay, so that's why I swear I don't hear that.
02:38:13 Let's switch back.
02:38:14 One last comment from Nate the Great.
02:38:18 Oh, yes. We got to say hello.
02:38:20 Yeah, I heard you were talking about someone I know.
02:38:23 Oh, no. Nate the Great 2862.
02:38:26 That ain't cool like, dude, 1969 I do it all.
02:38:30 Let me finish with the last emoji part.
02:38:32 Oh, no.
02:38:34 He's very disappointed.
02:38:35 Us. He's not mad.
02:38:36 He's disappointed. Great
02:38:39 I like wasn't he doggy picture.
02:38:41 So he's into anime and he has that.
02:38:43 So here's my here's my suggestion. And I hate you right.
02:38:46 These people this group that's coming at us
02:38:48 is all the immediate family the mother, the child, the brother of a child.
02:38:53 If these guys aren't children, it makes sense.
02:38:55 If they're children, we need to back off
02:38:56 because I'm getting mad if we're making fun of children.
02:38:59 Yeah, I feel about that.
02:39:00 Yeah, man.
02:39:03 If he's a grown man, then he needs to change.
02:39:04 This is anime. Fucking dog shit.
02:39:06 That's on it.
02:39:07 Oh, Nate the great, Nate the great.
02:39:09 You talking about?
02:39:10 I'm talking Nate the Great.
02:39:13 No, I hi Dave as I appreciate every comment.
02:39:17 And I've been saying like hi Dave as grandchildren.
02:39:20 As grandchildren.
02:39:21 Yeah.
02:39:21 The fictional Dave
02:39:22 that I'm talking about has gray hair and a beard is on the coverage of that episode
02:39:27 that's allegedly.
02:39:31 Are you sure there's no idea where the guy is?
02:39:33 He's so like, I've never even been, like, ten feet from him
02:39:36 or 100ft from them, or a mile from them, probably.
02:39:40 Who? Dan.
02:39:41 Oh, whoever the Dave guy is, I don't know.
02:39:43 That's it. That was it.
02:39:45 Hi, Dave. Hi, Dave.
02:39:45 Hi, Dave.
02:39:46 Hi, Dave. Hi, Dave. Hi, Dave.
02:39:48 That guy.
02:39:50 Oh, yeah.
02:39:52 Never met him that spring.
02:39:54 In a bell.
02:39:55 No, no, no, he looks like, I know, like, 20 days.
02:39:58 I don't like the side of his head. Looks like an with his middle.
02:40:01 I know as he walked walked into the he purposely
02:40:04 walked into the film while you guys are filming. But.
02:40:09 Yeah.
02:40:10 And there's the pizza face guy or.
02:40:12 No, this is what what kind of butter chicken thing is that?
02:40:15 Like a butter face monster chicken.
02:40:17 There you go. Everything is hot butter for his face.
02:40:19 I mean, he is kind of a butter face.
02:40:21 Everything is hot butter chicken face.
02:40:23 He looks like he's probably in shape underneath that
02:40:26 butter face.
02:40:27 Nothing but butter chicken attack.
02:40:30 I don't know if it's just the lighting, just.
02:40:32 It makes them kind of look, I don't know.
02:40:35 No. If he wasn't next to it, I'd be like, wow, that was clearly an alien.
02:40:39 This looks like, you know, I said, it looks as he looks like a peanut.
02:40:43 Very peanut.
02:40:43 He wasn't all that well, I don't think you're allowed to say
02:40:47 it's more of the Thai butter.
02:40:49 Chicken's more of a nice, creamy. Nothing.
02:40:52 Okay, I'm going to have to hit the button.
02:40:59 To try
02:41:03 anything left on you.
02:41:10 Dear fired fagot.
02:41:13 Loser
02:41:15 ass flat.
02:41:17 But he got up.
02:41:18 Just keep going.
02:41:19 I am a divorced single mother who has finally met someone.
02:41:23 His name is
02:41:26 sledge and we've been dating for two months.
02:41:29 Fledge is also divorced and financially stable.
02:41:33 The one thing I really like is that he gets along with me and my teenage son.
02:41:38 The problem is, every 2 or 3 weeks, fledge
02:41:41 falls into a deep sleep that last three days or so.
02:41:46 He'll he'll get it for a glass of water or to run to the store,
02:41:50 but it goes right back to sleep.
02:41:51 It causes him to miss work, and oftentimes he becomes verbally abusive.
02:41:55 During these episodes.
02:41:57 Over Christmas, I saw him coherent for only ten minutes the entire weekend.
02:42:01 Well, when he wasn't half asleep, he was calling me names, belittling
02:42:05 my self-worth and telling me nobody but he would ever love me.
02:42:09 So I had, quote, better stay on Christmas.
02:42:14 Christmas Eve.
02:42:14 Can we get some Ihor drops here in a minute?
02:42:18 You know, on Christmas Eve, I was left alone and crying in the dark living room.
02:42:23 When these episodes aren't happening, his attentive
02:42:26 and when these episodes aren't happening, he's attentive and charming.
02:42:31 His daughter told me he's been like this for years.
02:42:33 I feel resentful about everything
02:42:35 he's put me through in such a short amount of time,
02:42:38 but I'm afraid
02:42:38 I will never find someone else after being single and lonely for so long.
02:42:43 Can I get your advice on how to handle this situation?
02:42:46 Signed.
02:42:47 Incredulous.
02:42:48 In Oklahoma, I don't take no orders.
02:42:50 Okay, incredulously, I got this on the way.
02:42:52 I don't take no orders from no women.
02:42:57 I would love to sleep for three days.
02:42:59 That would.
02:43:00 That would totally rock. I can't figure out how to do it.
02:43:03 So this this sounds like a, there's a medical medical condition or drug related.
02:43:10 And if it's if it's chronic.
02:43:14 So it's I think it's a medical condition at this point.
02:43:17 I don't think he's like on drugs.
02:43:20 Super.
02:43:21 But I would love a chronic incoherent
02:43:24 out of it for three days like that would be.
02:43:29 That's my idea of a staycation.
02:43:31 I, I'm not even enjoying my my vacation anymore because I'm bored.
02:43:35 I want to go do something that's great.
02:43:37 It starts with an earthquake purchase.
02:43:40 Dr.. Earthquake.
02:43:41 Lenny Bruce is my dream.
02:43:43 I have a vacation for time.
02:43:45 Don't get me wrong.
02:43:47 Screen site.
02:43:48 It's the end of the world. Mosquito.
02:43:51 It's not.
02:43:53 You know it.
02:43:54 It's not the world as we know it.
02:43:57 I feel fine.
02:44:06 I. Must
02:44:15 be one.
02:44:22 I am. I.
02:44:29 I sleep on that site like
02:44:32 I see back in this video came out.
02:44:34 This house was like,
02:44:37 horrific.
02:44:37 Now it's just, you know, Tennessee.
02:44:40 Yeah.
02:44:43 His practice and escape work.
02:44:45 I don't get that, but. Okay.
02:44:47 It's.
02:44:49 Already just getting the muscles down.
02:44:51 Get the balance.
02:44:52 Yeah. Muscle memory.
02:44:54 I've never skated the board.
02:44:57 I mean, I've never.
02:44:57 But I can imagine that,
02:44:58 you know, practice like I used to, to go up and down my street
02:45:01 in a friend's house once.
02:45:03 But if you don't have a half pipe, my my flip of it,
02:45:07 how do you practice it?
02:45:09 All right.
02:45:11 We, got one installed when my kids were younger.
02:45:14 In the park.
02:45:15 Yeah. You fucking fancy.
02:45:16 Huge, huge, huge push back. Whole skatepark.
02:45:19 Oh, in the park. Yeah.
02:45:21 I know about your house.
02:45:22 No skate park in the park.
02:45:25 But then we got pushback because they didn't want the,
02:45:26 you know, they didn't want the element, whatever that meant.
02:45:31 Push back.
02:45:32 Well, put in a skate park and put in lights, and you'll be fine.
02:45:35 And they did, and they were fine.
02:45:38 Although I think that's where my kid
02:45:39 that's where my kids probably first smoked, I bet.
02:45:42 Right.
02:45:42 Everything they said was true.
02:45:43 It is a bad element, but still
02:45:46 doesn't mean we shouldn't not have it.
02:45:49 If we had to have everything just because a bad element
02:45:51 might come in, we'd still be in caves.
02:45:54 We should not.
02:45:55 Yeah, just have it either.
02:45:57 The skater punks.
02:45:58 When I was coming up, I always had the worst haircuts.
02:46:03 Hey, the skater boys, you know.
02:46:05 Yeah.
02:46:06 Long in some areas, shaved in other areas.
02:46:09 Just like forward. Yeah, they're all ridiculous.
02:46:12 Did you say see you later, boy.
02:46:13 Boy, she was a girl.
02:46:16 Can I make it anymore? What else?
02:46:20 All right,
02:46:21 we should play the,
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02:46:51 Oh, yeah, and jabber critic.
02:46:53 Hopefully you got some trying to spread some joy without stepping on toes.
02:46:57 So here, jabber article II.
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02:47:25 Yeah, everyone does ever say not even grandmas apple pie.
02:47:29 Yeah, screw political jabber.
02:47:32 Listen, we ain't here to hold your hand or jabber or anything, so.
02:47:35 Yeah, jabber offend you? Tough luck.
02:47:37 We're not responsible for any ruffle, feathers or gibber feelings, but, hey,
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02:48:05 Article de jabber cause why not?
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02:48:16 We might not be the smartest jabber in the jar,
02:48:19 but we sure know how to stir up some trouble.
02:48:21 So in closing, if you've made it this far with us.
02:48:24 Hi, Dave. Hi, Dave. Hi, Dave, and congrats.
02:48:26 You're our kind of people.
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02:48:43 Man. Yeah.
02:48:53 Yeah, let's get rid.
02:48:59 Let's get ranty.
02:49:04 Ladies and gentlemen,
02:49:08 let's get ready
02:49:09 to look at the wonderful, wonderful movie.
02:49:13 I hope that you ready to from grow.
02:49:14 Let me tell you something, brother.
02:49:17 Well, let me tell you something, brother.
02:49:23 Yeah.
02:49:24 Let's put you in incredulity, brother.
02:49:29 Brother,
02:49:32 what did he say?
02:49:35 All right, let's do this.
02:49:37 Let me tell you something, brother.
02:49:43 Let's do this.
02:49:45 Okay, so I.
02:49:48 What are you pulling up my dog on?
02:49:51 Shrooms, but go ahead.
02:49:53 No, I just googled
02:49:55 unless I answer proof of God.
02:49:58 Oh. Oh, don't do that.
02:50:00 Google is going to lie to us.
02:50:03 Multiple arguments and proofs of the existence
02:50:06 of God, including,
02:50:11 you know, logical argument.
02:50:12 Yeah.
02:50:15 They didn't say anything.
02:50:16 Oh, there it is. Could you hear that?
02:50:20 Too. That's something on your own?
02:50:21 No, no, no logical argument.
02:50:24 The second attempt
02:50:24 to prove God's existence by establishing that God's existence is necessary.
02:50:28 It's based on the idea that God is a being that is greater than any other
02:50:32 being and can that can be imagined.
02:50:36 So great. It's everything at least.
02:50:38 Right?
02:50:39 Rant, rant on that go, okay,
02:50:42 because you can think of something doesn't make it true.
02:50:46 It's just stupid.
02:50:48 And the argument goes like this.
02:50:51 It's the greatest being
02:50:54 imaginable, is only imaginary.
02:50:57 And then it's not the greatest being.
02:50:59 You're you've you've missed the mark.
02:51:02 Therefore it has to be real in order for it to be the greatest.
02:51:06 Therefore it's real. It's stupid.
02:51:09 I'm sitting there next.
02:51:12 Wait, I can't, I try, let me.
02:51:14 Can I try?
02:51:15 Okay. You're fired.
02:51:16 You can't fire me, I quit, you can't quit, I quit, you can't quit your frog.
02:51:22 You can't frog me. You're my wife.
02:51:24 I'm not your wife.
02:51:25 You're my wife. Oh. Hey, honey, how was work?
02:51:27 Pretty good.
02:51:28 But I quit my job.
02:51:29 You can't quit your job. You're fired.
02:51:33 That's what I just heard.
02:51:34 That's called.
02:51:35 Oh, my God, you're dead, right?
02:51:37 You're never going to work here.
02:51:39 Oh, he's fired.
02:51:41 Wait, now, I was I wasn't going to hold on.
02:51:43 I wasn't going for the fire joke.
02:51:44 I was going for the ridiculous connection to a frog.
02:51:47 Oh, I'm just always going for the fired come, fire joke because it's.
02:51:51 Yeah, but you're not fired.
02:51:53 Yeah, yeah, you got fired, you motherfucker.
02:51:57 You got fucking fired.
02:51:59 I know, podcast, you got fired for a fucking podcast.
02:52:03 Okay, hilarious.
02:52:05 And a theological argument.
02:52:07 This argument is based on the idea that nature is purposeful
02:52:10 and therefore there must be a designer. Go.
02:52:13 Oh, okay.
02:52:14 No, no, no, that is an illusion of design.
02:52:18 It's it's, natural selection.
02:52:20 Therefore, order that you see
02:52:24 was created by the laws of nature.
02:52:29 Sorry if that verse.
02:52:31 Well, try.
02:52:32 Where did the laws of nature come from?
02:52:36 I know I didn't say I ended with act like I didn't
02:52:38 end up with a preposition and act like you understand what I'm trying to relay.
02:52:42 Yeah, you're going to end,
02:52:45 they are,
02:52:47 the undercurrents of light and how things behave
02:52:52 and and, this doesn't have to be dictated.
02:52:56 This this is so. It is what it is.
02:52:59 So. No, no, no, no.
02:53:01 The nature of elements.
02:53:05 Blah.
02:53:06 We don't know why your argument to something about a creator
02:53:10 question was it was because of nature.
02:53:14 Yeah, yeah.
02:53:15 What if, what if on a natural selection hill
02:53:19 I just say where does the where did that who where did that come from?
02:53:21 Yeah.
02:53:22 From which from whence had that. Okay okay.
02:53:25 So we don't know which is way better answer than made up fictional nonsense.
02:53:32 Yeah I agree you're.
02:53:36 Well, what about, in in a distant
02:53:39 on a distant planet or in a distant future?
02:53:42 There are robots.
02:53:44 What's that are that are like, you know, robots as we perceive them, that are.
02:53:49 Okay, programed to,
02:53:56 Make it have to be built.
02:53:59 Most likely thing. So they're built. These robots are built.
02:54:01 So they're, they're they come out of nowhere in their own.
02:54:04 In their own right.
02:54:04 Like your opinion, right?
02:54:07 If you were one of these robots, you would be created out of nowhere.
02:54:11 Okay. You would then,
02:54:13 your design would already be preprogrammed to know how to do things
02:54:17 and to and to be able to learn certain things
02:54:20 and your ultimate goal was to build another robot.
02:54:23 That way robots could keep going. Therefore.
02:54:25 Yeah, you could keep exploring or mining or whatever.
02:54:28 The goal is mining this or bringing this resource back here.
02:54:31 You could self service these robots as long as they're able to service
02:54:34 themselves.
02:54:35 Once you've got my attention self service available.
02:54:39 Well it's say you have a
02:54:43 perfect segue to them unserviceable.
02:54:45 Then they get decommissioned.
02:54:47 You know, what is the difference between,
02:54:50 a robotic metal organism or a robotic metal,
02:54:55 you know, contraption and, and a life form type organism?
02:54:59 Because I would say that
02:54:59 that's the same type of idea where we're like a biological robot,
02:55:04 where we're preprogramed to to build and to reproduce
02:55:08 in the robot sense,
02:55:11 it doesn't exist on its own.
02:55:12 That doesn't exist on its own. Why?
02:55:14 It sounds like a logical sense.
02:55:16 Do you think that that exists on its own?
02:55:19 It sounds like a version of the watchmaker argument,
02:55:23 which which was debunked centuries ago. But,
02:55:28 even from the robot's perspective,
02:55:32 the Ockham's Razor says
02:55:34 you do not need to throw in arbitrarily
02:55:39 a creator.
02:55:43 I could make the argument that robots could arise
02:55:48 by natural, but you could have.
02:55:49 Yeah, you could have like a self-sufficient.
02:55:50 But wait, you did that natural?
02:55:52 Cause I just asked what was before, and you said not a creator.
02:55:57 We are a nation right now.
02:55:59 Making up something else.
02:56:01 Then you said, I don't know.
02:56:03 I liked your second answer. Right?
02:56:06 But because making up something doesn't
02:56:08 answer anything.
02:56:11 Who's this bitch and why does she do that?
02:56:14 So much work that EJ Phillips porn star or somebody?
02:56:17 Phillips it really was Phillips, but not E.J.
02:56:19 you know what?
02:56:20 This is how it's going to go.
02:56:21 No, she was going to sleep with a thousand men.
02:56:25 Oh. But let's let's leave it to she.
02:56:27 Yeah.
02:56:27 She's Australian, I think this is E.J.
02:56:29 Phillips.
02:56:31 This is E.J. Phillips.
02:56:32 No, this is Barney Blue.
02:56:33 She beat her to the punch after taking 1000 men less than 12 hours ago.
02:56:39 I what girls take in
02:56:42 fluids for moisturizer was good for your skin.
02:56:46 The big 1000 was neatly done.
02:56:49 So it started.
02:56:50 She knows you just had sex with start with.
02:56:53 It was just like. Yeah, somebody broke this down.
02:56:55 I heard about that 1057 men in 12 hours.
02:56:59 Yeah.
02:57:00 So we just made 750 divided by two one on ones.
02:57:04 So, like, one person watch was out with somebody,
02:57:06 and then it would just be like a rotating circle.
02:57:09 About a thousand men's inside of, let's just say it's,
02:57:13 say 100, and you've probably done that and then 100 an hour, like I am 145.
02:57:18 And I just feel like heavy day in the bedroom, which is a lot of hats.
02:57:22 I think 60 years for college.
02:57:25 Yeah. So three more hours.
02:57:27 I would have to. Let's go. Round of applause in the room.
02:57:29 Who we
02:57:31 are. We got a minute.
02:57:35 Wait.
02:57:35 0.43 men in that two and a half men a minute.
02:57:39 Yeah. That's impressive.
02:57:40 They all blew so.
02:57:42 Or they just put it in really quick and then pulled it out.
02:57:45 Is there some like 2 pounds.
02:57:46 Are you just my champ of the week would be her my jumps of the week.
02:57:50 Anyone want a guess?
02:57:52 You for us for 20 losers.
02:57:55 I gonna say I can think of 1057 of them.
02:57:58 No. All right.
02:58:00 Yeah.
02:58:01 Oh, dude, is that who I mean? What?
02:58:04 Yeah. That's so hard to do. You.
02:58:07 My brain is breaking right now. Trying to.
02:58:09 I'm trying to find some reason. I've never.
02:58:11 I've seen people that are really hard up and even they wouldn't do that.
02:58:14 Like, what is the purpose? What is the point?
02:58:17 They just
02:58:17 that's their only chance of ever going to touch a vagina, isn't it?
02:58:24 That's dirty.
02:58:27 So, so our, our,
02:58:35 somebody just came
02:58:38 was one cosmological argument.
02:58:42 This argument views God as the first cause.
02:58:45 I don't know if that means you know what that means.
02:58:47 Yes. Yeah, that's that's what I'm.
02:58:48 That's what I'm doing.
02:58:49 The big bang. God. Perfect.
02:58:51 What do I don't I don't label it.
02:58:53 Just whatever you say. The big bang.
02:58:55 I'm going to ask you what created that.
02:58:57 And I'm going to keep going back into. You can't answer it, right?
02:58:59 No, daddy.
02:59:01 But I'm not, but I'm not.
02:59:02 I'm not using that as an argument as God, I'm using it.
02:59:05 I just want to know if if if every effect has a cause,
02:59:11 the bug has to stop somewhere.
02:59:13 Why not just stop shy of God and stop at.
02:59:18 The universe was uncaused.
02:59:22 It's like it's just the thing.
02:59:24 There's this weird thing with, like, stones flying around and like,
02:59:27 like powers that pull things in great directions, let's call it.
02:59:31 It's just like infinity.
02:59:32 This is like a weird mishmash or whatever it is.
02:59:34 It's just that's all it is.
02:59:35 Like it's just a thing. It's what all it is.
02:59:38 No, it's not a thing.
02:59:39 I mean, no, everything exists.
02:59:41 Right?
02:59:41 It's there's a bunch of rocks flying around and it just kind of going,
02:59:44 and I don't know, everything exists.
02:59:46 This is fast.
02:59:47 This is going like this pulls out, I answer incredulously.
02:59:51 And there's this.
02:59:52 There's no reason for us to think that everything has no reason for anything.
02:59:56 There's literally no reason for anything.
02:59:59 I'm at the point that we we the fact that we're doing
03:00:01 this is like a beyond a miracle, like, this is like, fuck, Jesus Christ,
03:00:06 oh, this is being here.
03:00:09 Incredible love like Jesus Christ.
03:00:11 But like, there's a lot of reasons to be incredulous.
03:00:14 Like the odds of this even happening are against like a
03:00:20 it's like a astronomical, crazy, stupid,
03:00:23 million to one shot doc.
03:00:26 Listen show the Sandra episode.
03:00:29 Babs backfired for me.
03:00:31 Instead of having empathy for everyone, I'm just sitting back at this amazing
03:00:35 movie that God or nature or whatever career started that you don't want to
03:00:40 define or you want to define, but not that or not there.
03:00:43 Yeah.
03:00:43 I'm just amazed that this whole show that he's putting on for me, I
03:00:47 appreciate all you players.
03:00:49 Oh, okay.
03:00:50 Yeah. Good job. Amen.
03:00:53 Yeah. Did you just cross your argument?
03:00:55 Argument from contingency.
03:00:57 The argument views God as a necessary. Oh.
03:01:02 Okay.
03:01:03 It's the same thing as cosmological, isn't it?
03:01:05 Like, it's very it is. It's, Yeah, that's more logical.
03:01:07 So can we just cosmological?
03:01:10 Okay. So the next one's very simple argument.
03:01:11 That's the from motion.
03:01:12 That's two okay.
03:01:14 So argument from motion. This is interesting.
03:01:16 The argument views God as the prime mover.
03:01:18 So it knows
03:01:19 you're not saying that motion deny more than just the one who set in motion
03:01:23 no different than if I were to, spill this beer and not pick it up.
03:01:27 And then it goes back to what's been there.
03:01:30 His argument is it's always
03:01:31 been spilling Gary's argument as it's always been spilling.
03:01:34 Yeah.
03:01:35 Nobody spilled it. Correct.
03:01:36 Just is, I don't know, justice just is spilling.
03:01:39 It just it just. Yeah. No, it didn't spill.
03:01:42 It's just been spilling and it will be spilling forever.
03:01:45 Okay. And of course,
03:01:48 good.
03:01:49 Once again the word learn no read.
03:01:51 The word learned is all
03:01:53 go, learn.
03:01:56 So take away reason to throw one thing in there
03:02:00 that doesn't answer the question, but you're not even saying that it's a
03:02:03 it's a physical thing. You're not saying that it's an intelligent thing.
03:02:06 You're just saying that it's that the God is the.
03:02:07 Okay, what was the first not there's no reason to to throw in one extra thing.
03:02:13 What's the emotion?
03:02:14 So you don't believe in the big body and you're a big bang denier?
03:02:16 Are you a big bang denier? So much so.
03:02:19 Ryan says, hey, why didn't God stop earlier?
03:02:22 Stop the children, guys from dying in bomb raids?
03:02:24 It's because he's not some guy, some magical being that's watching
03:02:27 TV and waving away, waving a magic wand.
03:02:31 It's just the little connections of the entire universe that somebody try
03:02:35 to personify with children stories one time, and then somebody else said, oh,
03:02:39 we can take advantage of that.
03:02:40 And it grew and grew and grew and evolved just like every if you want to know why?
03:02:45 Because, Guy, you said Gaza and LA and you don't want to talk
03:02:48 the way this Bible talks, you should keep your mouth shut.
03:02:53 That's stupid.
03:02:54 Whosoever therefore shall be ashamed of me and of my words.
03:03:01 In this sonorous and sinful generation of him
03:03:07 also shall the Son of Man.
03:03:11 Hey! Hey, kid, where did you learn to say that anyways?
03:03:16 Who talks?
03:03:16 Guy, if you don't want to talk,
03:03:19 what does that mean?
03:03:20 No, no. Keep your mouth shut.
03:03:22 Tell me in your own words. What does that mean?
03:03:24 So. All right.
03:03:24 So right also says, why does God allow bad things to happen since he's so powerful?
03:03:29 All right. So I don't know.
03:03:30 What do you say? Wait, what do you mean?
03:03:32 Why does God allow bad things to happen? It's an honest argument.
03:03:34 So you're personifying it into this God person that can actually decide and steer?
03:03:39 I don't I don't believe that.
03:03:40 I know a lot of people do believe that.
03:03:41 They would say that when when I asked God for strength,
03:03:45 he didn't, like, wave a magic wand and make me strong.
03:03:48 He put me through turmoil and I came out the other end strong.
03:03:53 Does that make any sense?
03:03:55 So everything except asking in character?
03:03:59 No, no, no, I didn't mean it from my point of view.
03:04:01 From reality.
03:04:02 I meant, why does God allow bad things to happen?
03:04:04 People that that believe in God
03:04:06 would say, if you ask God for strength, he doesn't wave a magic wand.
03:04:09 If you're strong, he'll put you through some kind of adversity that the other side
03:04:12 strong willed.
03:04:13 Yeah, that's kind of
03:04:14 because imagine if we lived in a world where, poof, magic happened.
03:04:18 It would be hard to prove magic.
03:04:21 Poof. Magic. Yeah.
03:04:23 Sixth Street.
03:04:25 It'd be hard to believe what I was going to say.
03:04:27 It'd be hard to believe anything.
03:04:28 But with movies and magic, I mean, again, this shit is magic.
03:04:31 You know,
03:04:33 it is the people that don't know except the magician.
03:04:36 So it's all perspective.
03:04:38 Yeah.
03:04:39 Anything. Anything as far as magic that.
03:04:41 God, I think it was just misinterpreted from very, very, very low evolved people.
03:04:46 And story
03:04:48 and legacy becomes bigger than life, bigger than truth.
03:04:53 Because it's much, much more fun to talk about.
03:04:55 Nobody wants to know that we've been for it since we've existed.
03:04:58 We've been asking the same questions, chasing the same tail,
03:05:01 telling the same lies, fighting the same evil.
03:05:04 Nothing's ever going to change.
03:05:05 And if you tell people that, they're like, well, fuck this,
03:05:08 the next one should be the clown.
03:05:09 But that's not what it says.
03:05:11 Next on my, my thing, he said it's
03:05:14 pronounced godel's ontological proof gold.
03:05:18 This proof uses mathematical mathematical logic to
03:05:21 to demonstrate that the existence of God is a necessary truth.
03:05:25 Just basically, if you probe through probability,
03:05:28 we'll just focus on like math being God essentially.
03:05:31 Right.
03:05:31 That's what that's it.
03:05:32 He's he's he's a great mathematician.
03:05:35 But, Bayesian,
03:05:38 statistics gives us
03:05:40 a very slim chance that there is such a thing.
03:05:43 What say you?
03:05:44 What say you?
03:05:47 And he wasn't as good of a mathematician as Goodell
03:05:51 would.
03:05:52 Nonbeliever and a believer and an atheist,
03:05:55 if that's a different third thing, would that would you all agree that
03:06:00 in this life, in this realm doesn't matter?
03:06:06 Well, when you say this realm
03:06:08 and that it is, I, I don't know what else to call it.
03:06:12 Reality, this experience,
03:06:14 reality that this experience, well, this reality.
03:06:17 Do we have to agree that there's different reality?
03:06:19 What I'm seeing right now is different than your reality.
03:06:21 Even though we share in the same universal laws and space.
03:06:25 It's completely like, for one, I have a job reality.
03:06:30 And, So you really went there?
03:06:32 Dude, how dare you? That's so, so good.
03:06:35 Why are you dude, right? I'm sorry.
03:06:37 You know what?
03:06:38 Honestly, you pushed my buttons and I lashed out, and I apologize,
03:06:41 I write, he gets up for the podcast.
03:06:44 Only he.
03:06:46 He sleeps in the corner.
03:06:48 He's he's drinks.
03:06:50 Way too many alcoholic beverages.
03:06:52 He's he's kind of his wife's getting mad at him because he just he doesn't shower.
03:06:57 He's been a wreck ever since he lost his job.
03:06:59 He shouldn't shower in the 2 or 3 days at a time.
03:07:02 Hell, yeah.
03:07:03 Yeah. Medical.
03:07:04 His wife, he beats his wife. Now, ever since the.
03:07:07 He lost his job. Oh, yeah.
03:07:11 She had a coma.
03:07:14 He beats her.
03:07:16 Thomas Aquinas five ways.
03:07:19 These five, five ways to prove God's existence are emotion
03:07:23 efficient, cause possibility and necessity.
03:07:26 Radiation, which I look that up and is suffering radiation.
03:07:31 Radiation is slow.
03:07:33 The scale or a series of successive changes, stages or degrees,
03:07:39 gradation. Great promise.
03:07:40 Whatever.
03:07:41 Thomas Aquinas
03:07:43 possibility of necessity, gradation and design gradation.
03:07:47 So, for example, the more we play this
03:07:51 could be that much higher.
03:07:53 The higher your.
03:07:56 Or oh, higher
03:08:00 you, Thomas Aquinas
03:08:03 he twice he wrote the book.
03:08:09 Apologetics, wrote so
03:08:12 wrote the towns choirs had picked out
03:08:16 the finest set of, arguments for the existence of God.
03:08:21 And we we already covered all five of them.
03:08:24 And and he's been debunked for centuries.
03:08:30 So I took it one step further, and I asked Google, I
03:08:34 prove there is not a creator.
03:08:36 And it just simply said science currently cannot prove the creator does not exist.
03:08:41 Okay, I agree,
03:08:43 interesting.
03:08:45 It's a lot less than this.
03:08:47 So Google thinks there's a Google thinks there's a God is what I think.
03:08:52 But wait, Google is gonna do all this.
03:08:55 There's mental gymnastics to try to get to.
03:08:58 There is.
03:08:59 So it's sort of you sort of you to not admit that it's a possibility.
03:09:04 Right.
03:09:05 Well, I have to go through all these to get to the point
03:09:09 that they're not the gymnastic is the show.
03:09:14 I know, and I enjoy it.
03:09:16 I don't know, I just I want to do it every week.
03:09:20 Oh, we can dive into.
03:09:22 So go into your monologue. Yeah.
03:09:25 You mentioned panpsychism I did it's I guess it was a
03:09:28 that makes me hungry every time idea that consciousness is a fundamental
03:09:32 aspect of reality present in all things, the word comes or whatever.
03:09:35 Who cares about where it fucking comes from?
03:09:37 That's what I believe.
03:09:38 Yeah, see,
03:09:39 I don't even, I don't I don't mind, I, I don't know these labels and stuff.
03:09:43 And when I say believe it's a strong word I this is, this is the way I feel
03:09:47 at this moment that may be considered closer to not or is than not.
03:09:51 I think consciousness is a strongly emergent property of complex,
03:09:58 the information
03:10:00 started from a movement that started somewhere.
03:10:03 Yeah, I guess that's true from your point of view.
03:10:08 I think even if it's a back to the truth
03:10:11 from your point of view.
03:10:13 No, no, no, no, I think I don't give any, I don't give
03:10:16 no I don't give so much about your consciousness
03:10:19 like my, my life more
03:10:21 my consciousness goes on with or without your
03:10:24 from the organization of your neural network.
03:10:27 There's no mind without a brain.
03:10:30 I agree, I should say your consciousness, not just consciousness in general,
03:10:34 because I believe those are two totally separate things.
03:10:37 Oh, they are not.
03:10:39 But we've proved that they are.
03:10:42 No, we are not.
03:10:43 Yes, the sum of two something is greater than its.
03:10:46 We did the sum of its parts. All right.
03:10:49 Yeah.
03:10:49 That's that's what the merger property.
03:10:52 See, I'm glad you got to watch the show.
03:10:53 I mean, sooner or later I'm going to go, oh, go boof nerf.
03:10:56 And you're going to go, all right.
03:10:57 Of course I know what I'm talking about, because I think it's going to drop
03:11:01 Fetterman.
03:11:02 I'm turning into Fetterman. Fetterman? Yeah.
03:11:05 Pre stroke or post stroke?
03:11:07 I think I've had many strokes. This one. Great.
03:11:08 No. He's
03:11:09 didn't even make it to the like I remember when it's harder for me to talk about is
03:11:14 that I'm not talking about his change of opinion on politics.
03:11:18 That's quite interesting.
03:11:19 That's a whole nother bag, weirdness.
03:11:21 But, I mean, good for him.
03:11:22 But at the same time, he's kind of a wolf in sheep's clothing in me, but, no,
03:11:26 as far as a stroke coming back from that, he seems to be very cognizant.
03:11:29 He's not making those stutters anymore. So, I mean, good for him.
03:11:32 People criticize him very hard core for stroking out and not quitting politics.
03:11:37 No, no, they criticize him for his point of views
03:11:40 and his voting also come out and, quitting politics
03:11:44 because it was like he could barely make a sentence and points of view.
03:11:48 But I made the same mistake last week.
03:11:50 I said, passer bys, it's passers by that hunt.
03:11:55 What if it's just one person?
03:11:57 That's the passer by that statement.
03:11:59 Okay.
03:11:59 That that's that's a bad he
03:12:02 he was trying to say something
03:12:05 that made sense and it would come out that and it doesn't make sense.
03:12:08 So it wasn't his fault.
03:12:09 It wasn't like he was not all all there.
03:12:12 He was all there. It just wasn't making sense.
03:12:14 I wish I could explain it.
03:12:15 He's in my head camera and talking and making decisions,
03:12:20 but good for him.
03:12:21 Yeah, but there's a difference.
03:12:22 So there's, there's a
03:12:23 there's a communication issue where whatever's in your head doesn't come out
03:12:26 or it gets garbled.
03:12:27 What I'll do is I'll take five words and say the beginning of one
03:12:30 in the last of the fifth word, and people go, what do you mean, Bannon?
03:12:34 I can't think of an example.
03:12:35 But you know, that's doing it right now.
03:12:38 Absolutely doing it right now.
03:12:39 I'm weird in that it in that instance, it does seem that your, you know,
03:12:44 consciousness is separate from your that, that skill part of your brain
03:12:47 if you, you know. Yeah.
03:12:49 Like he's back here going, fuck, this isn't making sense.
03:12:52 I'm pretty sure he's conscious of it, right? Why would he not have it?
03:12:55 Although he never stopped when he talked.
03:12:57 You never like, right.
03:12:59 So I think he thinks he's saying the correct thing.
03:13:01 And I think that's was part of it.
03:13:04 There's a YouTube video.
03:13:05 I mean, newscaster having a stroke live on air, and he's talking
03:13:10 such utter gibberish and it makes me laugh every time I thought I had.
03:13:14 We didn't we already play that or didn't I?
03:13:16 Sure, sure sure.
03:13:17 Obvious turn now we probably did.
03:13:20 But man, it's worth looking up and playing again.
03:13:23 Because just so you know, in all seriousness, I can't help faster
03:13:26 because time lost is brain lost.
03:13:30 Yeah, for sure.
03:13:31 And that's not a joke.
03:13:31 That's what what she's saying is so funny.
03:13:35 The Tulsa Air and Space Museum, a news
03:13:38 anchor, suffers a stroke live on the air.
03:13:41 Let's all gawk at it.
03:13:43 At the at the event anchor.
03:13:46 Julie. She sounds.
03:13:47 She sounds like.
03:13:48 Oh, don't talk.
03:13:49 This is the morning.
03:13:51 And I apologize to everybody.
03:13:53 She says her symptoms came out of why she apologizing before you know why she.
03:13:58 Why is she apologizing?
03:13:59 This isn't the one I was talking about.
03:14:01 Are her quick thinking colleagues recognize something was wrong
03:14:06 and called 911, which is please don't call 911.
03:14:10 I'm fine.
03:14:10 And the newscaster says, well, this is oh, come on, this is a foreign church.
03:14:15 This isn't it.
03:14:16 It's a different one. What was that thing?
03:14:18 What is
03:14:20 the. Oh, come on, are you all right?
03:14:21 She's a. Yeah, that's who it was.
03:14:23 You bet she's on that crime show NCIS actress Pauley Perrette, NCIS.
03:14:28 Oh my God. Really? Okay,
03:14:30 I like her, but at the same time, what is this anniversary since I had a stroke?
03:14:37 Oh, that. There you go. That explains it.
03:14:38 Supermodel Haley, the part of her brain that used to do her hair is another.
03:14:42 It has been lit on fire too soon. Oh, really?
03:14:45 It's been a while since I've had a stroke.
03:14:47 And so someone please yell at my girlfriend.
03:14:49 Did you really have a stroke?
03:14:50 No, no, no, this.
03:14:55 That was nice.
03:14:56 Yeah. Sorry.
03:14:57 Come on. I'm missing a stroke.
03:14:58 What makes me think I had a stroke is I'm missing all the jokes to to to remember.
03:15:02 I live 21 on Sunday.
03:15:04 In her last report, we couldn't understand what she was saying.
03:15:07 And many people thought it was the great doctors that she had
03:15:11 a stroke of some sort is hilarious.
03:15:14 Is that to be the case?
03:15:15 And we do know this one. Yeah.
03:15:16 What happened to this one here?
03:15:18 Well like good morning.
03:15:19 It was the she said, show the fucking clip, asshole.
03:15:22 Well a
03:15:23 very, very heavy, heavy version tonight.
03:15:27 We had a very depressing.
03:15:29 But let's go ahead and look to the bit.
03:15:31 They had the picture.
03:15:32 It was an on air blunder that had people across the country wondering.
03:15:36 And yeah, I feel, I feel bad.
03:15:40 Oh. She's there having a stroke.
03:15:43 She said, welcome to my life. Welcome to my world.
03:15:45 This is a gorgeous, heavy, heavy version.
03:15:48 Tonight we had a big show.
03:15:51 But let's go ahead.
03:15:52 Terrorist chasing those that had the pet.
03:15:55 It was it.
03:15:55 That's what you sound like sometimes, Gary.
03:15:58 Yeah. Stumble on the air.
03:15:59 That was so awkward and so slow.
03:16:03 And she was.
03:16:04 Well, let me too, because I have migraine headache.
03:16:06 Heavy duty. A lot in tonight.
03:16:08 We had a very.
03:16:09 There's garrison, but let's go ahead.
03:16:12 Terrorist chasing those to the bit they had the pet.
03:16:14 It was an on air blunder that had people across the country wondering and were.
03:16:19 Yeah, turns to me.
03:16:20 And so shout out to the canine guys.
03:16:24 I'm the kid.
03:16:25 But the fucking.
03:16:26 That sounds like my fucking Brady.
03:16:28 I'm sure you know, because you have,
03:16:30 Hi, guys.
03:16:31 I'm the kid. Careful.
03:16:33 My my girlfriend's, like, two year old niece.
03:16:35 She she does that same shit where it's like, she's like,
03:16:37 she thinks she's saying some shit, but it just sounds like fucking gibberish.
03:16:41 But she's like, oh, the hits are.
03:16:44 That's cool.
03:16:45 Yeah, right.
03:16:46 There's so is is so awkward.
03:16:48 People thought she was having a stroke.
03:16:50 Oh, she wasn't very, very heavy.
03:16:53 He was doing it tonight.
03:16:55 We had a very did see I get dude, I get headaches so bad that that's
03:16:59 that's the bit had the.
03:17:02 So what's the.
03:17:03 Well so people say migraine have like light flashes and shit.
03:17:05 But last night Branson was back.
03:17:07 I don't get that.
03:17:08 And weirdly, sound and noise doesn't affect me.
03:17:11 Like I can play the drums when I have it and it doesn't bother me.
03:17:13 It's more of just a pressure in my head or my nose.
03:17:15 I started to think the words on the pager, and then I start hearing
03:17:19 and I couldn't kill the thought. Kill the for me.
03:17:22 No way. The way they normally do.
03:17:24 Let's go. Terrorist to kill whitey. I had the pet. Well, no.
03:17:27 She sat me down on an area right by staples
03:17:29 and Ashley gave me some water and just, you know.
03:17:32 Are you okay?
03:17:32 They put staples in her head.
03:17:34 That's why she was talking that way.
03:17:36 They said, are you okay?
03:17:37 She said, but go put this company further back to tempo.
03:17:40 And they went, all right, okay.
03:17:42 She said that in the first place, you.
03:17:44 I started crying right away
03:17:45 because I was scared, I was embarrassed, I was terrified.
03:17:49 That is a perfectly logical emotion to have when you're scared.
03:17:53 Experts originally
03:17:54 scared as an emotional reaction to cry, doctors now say she was suffering
03:17:59 from a migraine aura, the result of the aura migraine headache.
03:18:03 The most common kind of are as a visual or where patients get.
03:18:07 That's like a Colorado headache.
03:18:09 Flashing light. Interesting.
03:18:11 Flashing. What do you think is flashing lights?
03:18:13 Yeah, I don't get I've never had a flashing light headache.
03:18:15 They have, but patients can also have language dysfunction.
03:18:20 I have found out, though, that if you can't get your wife
03:18:22 or girlfriend to stroke you off, your headache will go away.
03:18:24 Get distortion of vision, flashing lights, wavy lines called the door.
03:18:30 It's called endorphins.
03:18:31 Language dysfunction.
03:18:32 It'll work, I promise you, if it doesn't work.
03:18:34 So let me tell her it works and it'll still help.
03:18:37 All right. It's worth a shot.
03:18:40 Well, that was more than that.
03:18:41 If that doesn't work, you can always take mushrooms like this.
03:18:43 Poor dog.
03:18:46 You could
03:18:47 get out of here fucking shrooms in the back.
03:18:49 I'd love to go.
03:19:00 Actually looks okay right there,
03:19:01 but this is a little bit later.
03:19:06 Dude.
03:19:07 Oh, yeah.
03:19:08 I got a herb. I.
03:19:13 Oh, we I,
03:19:16 it's oh, we, I.
03:19:21 Usually.
03:19:22 What do you do?
03:19:23 Your feet.
03:19:23 Well, may the sound of my fucking bright awake dude wide awake.
03:19:30 Just laying low for.
03:19:34 Three.
03:19:37 You a bush?
03:19:39 I want you to know, I think.
03:19:45 They.
03:19:47 Hey, hey.
03:19:50 Fuck, man, I don't.
03:19:52 I feel bad for the dog.
03:20:00 The fuck?
03:20:01 I don't hear a great day.
03:20:04 So sorry. Boycott sense.
03:20:05 I'm not going to play that comment
03:20:08 because it just attracts more Jews
03:20:10 when they find out there's something free.
03:20:14 Oh, wow.
03:20:17 Okay, so my point of, today you
03:20:22 today's podcast was,
03:20:25 not to dismiss things out of hand and, give everything.
03:20:28 It's it's being caught.
03:20:31 I want,
03:20:32 I want to be more open minded.
03:20:35 I tend to be all hand-wavy when I hear something
03:20:38 that doesn't agree with my philosophy. And,
03:20:43 apparently my philosophy isn't the end all be all of everything that exists.
03:20:48 And I should hear opposition points of view
03:20:53 to, broaden my horizons.
03:20:56 And I think everyone should do the same.
03:20:59 I'm not telling you how to live your life, but you definitely live your life
03:21:03 more like I do.
03:21:04 I'm not telling you how to think, but it would help if I did.
03:21:08 Now, gentlemen,
03:21:10 let's broaden our minds.
03:21:12 Lawrence. Lawrence.
03:21:15 So I'll tell you.
03:21:17 So you're changing all of a sudden?
03:21:18 Because I was not that long ago. You're making those statements.
03:21:22 I have a, Here this goes.
03:21:23 You're saying that there's a possibility of God,
03:21:25 or you're going to be to the possibility of God.
03:21:27 Is that what you just said?
03:21:28 No, he was saying.
03:21:32 Anything was any influence
03:21:34 that was being put on me.
03:21:40 And what is the difference on the phone?
03:21:44 So I will say it's been interesting
03:21:50 ever since you lost your job.
03:21:52 You have ever since. No way back last week.
03:21:55 Ever since you lost your job. Yeah.
03:21:57 Although they have been a long ago.
03:21:58 Let's make America great again.
03:22:00 Like before Gary got fired, there was the.
03:22:03 I don't think there was a single little snack in your monologue.
03:22:06 I think the plastic factory had something to do with the lip smacking.
03:22:10 It's the invisible toxin.
03:22:12 It's the carbon black.
03:22:13 The black carbon black is causing that seeping into your skin.
03:22:17 That is the other thing got, we've I think we have
03:22:19 sufficient evidence that maybe there is, issue with that carbon black.
03:22:23 That might be, I don't know, maybe.
03:22:25 Maybe I wish I could get involved.
03:22:27 Yeah, I'm sure, I'm sure he signed something before he started working there.
03:22:31 It said Johnson. Here's another point.
03:22:33 I want to a point I know this is mitigate
03:22:37 them from not protecting the employees from it.
03:22:40 Sadly, it does.
03:22:41 But no, no, what happens is that there are people
03:22:46 getting to heaven to actually get him into heaven.
03:22:50 The they're responsible for protecting you.
03:22:52 That comes in the form of PPE.
03:22:55 They don't necessarily good for you unless it's
03:22:58 something that's an immediate hazard.
03:22:59 But if it's in a long bit of hazard, they don't necessarily push
03:23:03 that PPE on you.
03:23:04 Like wearing a mask when you should wear a mask.
03:23:07 And then even when you do decide to wear a mask,
03:23:09 they force you to kind of wear the same mask longer than what is recommended.
03:23:13 A lot of times from my experience,
03:23:16 even though you want to
03:23:17 request a new mask every day, like they want every day, every couple hours.
03:23:21 Yeah, probably.
03:23:23 And then, unless somebody like me, I need to expel my carbon monoxide.
03:23:27 Carbon dioxide, carbon dioxide.
03:23:30 Right.
03:23:31 And my allergens and all that.
03:23:33 When it gets trapped in the mask, my allergies
03:23:35 just go off the church because I'm breathing my own waste.
03:23:39 So. Yeah.
03:23:40 Yeah. Any comments?
03:23:40 Call on (586) 372-8673 which is 687635.
03:23:48 Yeah, whatever.
03:23:49 Did you hear
03:23:53 the fleeting five seem funny?
03:23:56 Do zippity do, Danny.
03:23:59 Now you get out while it's still good.
03:24:01 As above, so below throat.
03:24:04 Believe me.
03:24:05 Just watch on
03:24:08 Angel.
03:24:14 Well, thanks for the kid.
03:24:17 Thanks.
03:24:17 The kid.
03:24:24 I'm not going anywhere.
03:24:25 As above.
03:24:25 So below.
03:24:30 Okay, fine, I will, I speak.
03:24:32 Leave it on you. That's funny,
03:24:35 I enjoy that, but they don't have time.
03:24:38 Last but it was.
03:24:40 It was fun.
03:24:40 One last year for non blonds
03:24:44 and for a long time.
03:24:46 Twitter. Fine.
03:24:47 Okay. Five video 14.
03:24:49 Oh wait. Have a good to you guys.
03:24:52 Have your buddy I.
03:24:57 And so
03:24:57 I get the movie I never thought I did this.
03:25:01 The reason I can't read I you know I keep
03:25:06 I read that was Flagstaff gold.
03:25:11 You know.
03:25:14 Does anybody have some smoke.
03:25:18 Yeah.
03:25:18 We've got our name to get me higher.
03:25:21 I didn't really
03:25:23 I got, we got he was tires and it's nice
03:25:29 to take a towel.
03:25:32 Oh oh do I go.
03:25:34 Oh can we do much I us oh I.
03:25:41 Yeah.
03:25:41 This is 11 oh oh.
03:25:49 And why were these songs chosen?
03:25:50 Because of, the topic.
03:25:53 Correct? No.
03:25:56 To that.
03:25:57 These are all things that people do not believe for $1,000.
03:26:02 Thank you for asking and appreciating.
03:26:03 I mean, I try
03:26:06 like I do, I.
03:26:09 Can I try to try?
03:26:15 Hotel California
03:26:16 the metaphor for the church of 18.
03:26:19 Oh it isn't.
03:26:21 Yep yep yep.
03:26:22 And kiss means nights and dating service.
03:26:25 That just tells Ricky.
03:26:28 Do you know how hard that is to do me?
03:26:31 I don't how you can. It
03:26:34 in the first place.
03:26:35 Number one, I for any information on sex
03:26:38 the singing prayer man, that's.
03:26:41 I don't know how.
03:26:42 You can't say there's anything I want to say. Anything else.
03:26:44 So you want, you want to sing, too? Exactly.
03:26:47 Yeah.
03:26:47 I don't know how you can't watch this and think that there's in some other,
03:26:50 some leader in another realm controlling him, able to like, he's
03:26:54 able to separate the two parts of his brain.
03:26:56 And kind of is it is he able to or is somebody helping him?
03:26:59 In my opinion, unless, you know, he's able to kind of do
03:27:01 two things at once in that sense, he's trying to
03:27:03 then we all can because we all we all have that same.
03:27:05 Well, we all can. He just he just put the time in doing it.
03:27:08 That's why he's connected to something else. Legendary.
03:27:11 Yeah. He's singing a legendary song apparently to Gary.
03:27:13 It's a Satan.
03:27:16 The Church of Satan
03:27:18 should be all right.
03:27:19 That's all for that.
03:27:19 We're gonna look at the music now.
03:27:22 You got the last player.
03:27:25 And still the, The.
03:27:35 Just the new say,
03:27:38 look up to this. Me that much money?
03:27:43 Don't know
03:27:47 the accountants.
03:27:49 Lots of great for the part.
03:27:50 Who is higher than a guy can.
03:27:57 Does anybody have up with most of my Supreme Court work?
03:28:01 He was higher than a.
03:28:07 Dance.
03:28:07 The Brady Show.
03:28:09 Brady and Gary as above and so below the copy.
03:28:14 So goes Brady.
03:28:15 And for sure we're doing this our way.
03:28:19 We're gonna make it make our dreams come true Brady
03:28:23 and your show it's Brady and draw.
03:28:26 It's their show now Brady draw.
03:28:38 I did hear you sneak in and ask above.
03:28:39 So below. Right?
03:28:40 I was asked to drop.
03:28:41 I'm in the wrong part of the street. Brady and broke.
03:28:47 I didn't go down there.
03:28:49 Firefighter story.
03:28:53 There we go.
03:28:55 So how about that?
03:28:56 Fuck Gary and what the fuck?
03:28:58 Incredulous because he absolutely incredulous today.
03:29:00 It was unbelievable.
03:29:03 Incredulous. Oh thank you.
03:29:04 Blog was scattered. It was all over the place.
03:29:07 The irony of the perfect day to choose
03:29:10 incredulous is so incredulous he dude, he wouldn't even pronounce it right.
03:29:13 That's so incredulous.
03:29:18 I'm just appalled.
03:29:19 Absolutely incredible.
03:29:21 Uncritical,
03:29:23 uncritical era incredulity, incredulity,
03:29:28 incredulity, incredulity buries the entire dude.
03:29:33 Hey, don't take my shit off right?
03:29:35 I didn't
03:29:37 oh I guess I just put back up.
03:29:39 I wanted to get to the solo fade out.
03:29:41 I don't know how to put your shit back up, but I guess I like it.
03:29:43 Just it's right there.
03:29:44 Yeah, I guess, yeah.
03:29:45 Remove click click remove and see if it goes away.
03:29:48 I only touch my shit. Never.
03:29:51 Yeah, that's what I heard
03:29:53 when only took my shit.
03:29:56 What's in your pants?
03:29:58 My cock belongs only to you.
03:30:02 Oh man, did you see this? Hold on.
03:30:04 When did this come in?
03:30:05 The earned this?
03:30:05 Is this this?
03:30:06 Or you may have already brought it to attention.
03:30:08 Oh, you said you didn't want to play this one.
03:30:09 No, I said I didn't want to play it.
03:30:11 Now, let's see if you say Free Palestine.
03:30:13 No, the Jews are going to come thinking this free record.
03:30:17 That's probably why they put that up there.
03:30:21 Yeah.
03:30:22 Not for the joke of I love the yamaka, but the fact that
03:30:26 that's why they were chanting.
03:30:28 So how much do you think these fire fighters are getting paid?
03:30:30 And maybe this. Remember, I was kind of complaining.
03:30:33 The system, how it wasn't properly equipped.
03:30:35 Yeah.
03:30:36 To actually control the fires and stuff.
03:30:39 What's the pay though?
03:30:40 It's still pretty low, right?
03:30:41 I still look, it's low.
03:30:43 It's I think I get like 180 bucks a month.
03:30:49 No way.
03:30:50 100 bucks a week.
03:30:52 How can you live off 100?
03:30:53 Set a month, motherfucker?
03:30:54 No, Martin, he said a month a shit.
03:30:58 He's.
03:30:59 What's the pay, though? It's still pretty low, right?
03:31:00 Yeah. Still. Look.
03:31:01 It's low.
03:31:02 Yeah, well, hold on a little backstory.
03:31:04 First of all, let's notice that they're all in orange jumpsuits.
03:31:06 Before we go any further.
03:31:07 Yeah, they're not in official fire.
03:31:10 They look like they're.
03:31:10 Yeah, they look like they're prisoners.
03:31:12 They're in prison invasion.
03:31:14 They're in prison. Oh, no, I think like 180.
03:31:17 They are the firefighters, he says.
03:31:19 I think I get he's not even sure. Yeah, because he.
03:31:24 As crazy you say.
03:31:25 Well, it's like a, extra when it's during a crisis, right.
03:31:29 Oh, well, it doesn't matter.
03:31:32 I'm not, you know, actually, there's a fire and they're involved.
03:31:35 What are you talking about, lady?
03:31:37 There's a crisis.
03:31:38 Any time there's a fire
03:31:39 and that needs to be put out, and they call like extra people.
03:31:42 It's a it's a crisis.
03:31:44 Any time there's a fire,
03:31:45 other people need to be involved to put it out and to save others.
03:31:49 It could be.
03:31:51 Does she not know that? Not for us.
03:31:53 Maybe these people do.
03:31:53 Maybe the the freak firefighters.
03:31:55 But you don't get no, extra during the crisis.
03:31:58 But they're supposed to be a pain in the future.
03:32:01 We're supposed to get $5 an hour.
03:32:03 I don't say volunteer because a one year firefighter gets paid.
03:32:07 Never understood that.
03:32:08 My father was a volunteer firefighter and he got paid, but
03:32:11 volunteer meant they didn't live at the they didn't live at the station.
03:32:14 The alarm would go off and they would all raise their,
03:32:18 you know, still low for like, you know, I'm sorry,
03:32:21 but for us, I'm sure one of the reasons is like,
03:32:24 do you know, is before the internet actually was flashing gang
03:32:27 signs here and I grew up on the street, so we would see them all racing there
03:32:30 because this is how listen to in front of the black people in the 70s.
03:32:35 They would actually the alarm would go off.
03:32:37 There was no internet
03:32:38 that beepers, the first three people to go would get paid and go on the ambulance.
03:32:42 The other ones would get turned away
03:32:44 a while.
03:32:45 It was a fire fire call. Instead of an ambulance call there.
03:32:48 They would need more.
03:32:49 But if you didn't know what you mean first, people that made it there got paid.
03:32:53 Black people are so lucky.
03:32:55 Yeah, people know so?
03:32:57 So fuck yeah boy, they would race there.
03:33:00 We'll be doing real well. You do it.
03:33:02 You do a crazy work. You're out here.
03:33:04 He's doing it. You hear him doing it right? Is that.
03:33:06 Did you out here? Yeah. You do this? Yeah.
03:33:09 He's doing it.
03:33:10 You know, worst show 24 hours in 24 hours.
03:33:13 And he is like one of the four hours I know.
03:33:15 Right. Latest pretty whatever. It's all right in there.
03:33:18 Sometimes they do 12 hours in 12 off.
03:33:19 But this is like when he had hair.
03:33:22 Were you like yeah. Wait a second.
03:33:23 12 hours and 12 hours off.
03:33:25 That's that's a day.
03:33:28 Yeah.
03:33:29 Yeah.
03:33:29 They don't work because he's then he said they work 24 hours.
03:33:33 Well but it's 12 hours on 12 hours off.
03:33:36 So you work 12 hours.
03:33:38 You get paid for 24, 24 hours.
03:33:40 In 24 hours.
03:33:41 You're doing you're doing crazy work.
03:33:43 You're out here for 24 hours out. Right.
03:33:47 Where is this? All right. I'm sorry.
03:33:49 He did say 24 hours on, 24 hours off.
03:33:51 And it's on that 12 on one.
03:33:54 One of the call, though.
03:33:57 No, they're fighting.
03:33:59 Oh, it was like he's like, smoked 24 hours.
03:34:01 You can't. All right.
03:34:02 That's it.
03:34:03 Looks like it's like you're volunteering.
03:34:05 Do you feel like it's, it's almost like a respite from being.
03:34:08 It's better than being in prison or.
03:34:10 No, I mean, it's way better.
03:34:12 Don't know.
03:34:13 I'm saying this person has never been in prison.
03:34:16 I mean, I haven't either.
03:34:17 Do you think it's a respite for you? Go. Okay. Yeah.
03:34:19 Okay.
03:34:20 Look, do you think being out here outside with a plate of food,
03:34:24 talking on TV, working for 12 hours, last food.
03:34:28 Look how much food is on his plate. He's like, help me out here.
03:34:31 There's a help me out here. Is.
03:34:33 Is that better than prison?
03:34:35 What a fuck.
03:34:36 Starts a conversation like that? All right,
03:34:40 guys, get that.
03:34:41 Good job. Yeah. You beat up so.
03:34:44 So hang on a second.
03:34:45 So when you're out here fighting fires, nobody's getting stabbed.
03:34:48 Nobody's trying to shank you.
03:34:50 It's like. No, the fire's trying to kill you.
03:34:52 You're just training to get better.
03:34:53 Treat the fires predictable.
03:34:55 It's up to us like humans like to shake.
03:34:58 Things aren't so he he'd rather.
03:35:00 He'd rather.
03:35:01 He just wants to be talked to like a human.
03:35:02 Did you hear that?
03:35:04 Yeah. Well, who doesn't? He talk to me.
03:35:05 I'd like to think that's what we do on the show.
03:35:07 We just talk to our audience like humans.
03:35:09 We don't patronize.
03:35:10 They certainly aren't going to forgive.
03:35:12 I mean, we aren't going to ask for forgiveness.
03:35:15 Security, I am,
03:35:17 I am sitting I'm supposed to look good, boy.
03:35:21 I am sitting, motherfucker
03:35:24 with the dog doing, hey, we got a job.
03:35:26 We were we underpaid, but we got a job.
03:35:28 Yeah. Feel me? And then the community.
03:35:31 I think they just.
03:35:32 We just solve the riddle
03:35:34 that's. They're underpaid.
03:35:35 He's like, we're underpaid.
03:35:36 Is wash right over underpaid, but all that other stuff.
03:35:39 So fuck he comes up.
03:35:41 Just shows us all kinds of looks.
03:35:43 We never, never receive that grown up.
03:35:45 You never see that kind of love that got you for anything.
03:35:49 We've never.
03:35:49 So now doing this kind of stuff and all this love to me, that's
03:35:53 see a lot of guys because that's all kinds of the
03:35:56 he make a black people don't have fathers coming.
03:36:00 Yeah.
03:36:01 Maybe this is where we underpaid what we gotta.
03:36:05 Yeah, yeah. Filming.
03:36:06 And then the community comes out him.
03:36:07 Right. Shows us all kinds of love.
03:36:10 We never. We never received that growing up.
03:36:13 We never.
03:36:13 You never received that growing. There's all kinds of love.
03:36:16 We never, never receive that growing up.
03:36:18 There's all kinds of other community never seen.
03:36:21 You seen that guy saying he doesn't care in general.
03:36:24 He doesn't care. Beggars can't.
03:36:26 Like the little guy wouldn't even call the guy in the right white.
03:36:29 He's like
03:36:31 slightly Middle Eastern.
03:36:33 Go on.
03:36:35 I don't know, like just the very thick eyebrows.
03:36:40 Some of the jaw features are we never.
03:36:43 We never received mixed berry.
03:36:45 See that kind of love, that kind of recognition.
03:36:47 Anything we've done.
03:36:49 So now doing this kind of stuff and all this love to me, that's life
03:36:52 changing for a lot of guys,
03:36:53 because that's all you need is a little bit of recognition for this life changing.
03:36:58 We get opportunities at careers.
03:37:00 What was your how long was there since you're on My man 17 years.
03:37:03 17 years. Yeah.
03:37:04 Oh, damn.
03:37:05 They're going to shave it off, you motherfucker.
03:37:07 They're going to shave it.
03:37:08 Isn't that the next question?
03:37:10 What did you do? Yeah, I'd be like, what do you do?
03:37:11 Because I need to know if I need to take an extra step away from you or not.
03:37:14 I don't give a fuck if you're fighting fires, bro.
03:37:17 There is some Justin Combs and King Combs.
03:37:19 We're detained by federal agents.
03:37:22 And I also worked with a murderer.
03:37:24 Well, that's an old video, isn't it?
03:37:26 It was kind of weird because the murderer was kind of like you.
03:37:29 I kind of brag about it a little bit
03:37:31 like he, in my opinion, his his he was justified.
03:37:34 He said the guy tried to kill him.
03:37:36 I'm sure there was a reason, but, he woke up from the hospital and then went
03:37:40 and he woke up from the hospital. I was in the hospital for two weeks.
03:37:42 And then as soon as he got to the hospital,
03:37:44 he went and tried to kill the other guy. And he did.
03:37:46 And they and I like he tried to tell me that it was racist.
03:37:50 And I was like, well, no, man.
03:37:51 I'm like, you know, it's kind of like premeditation.
03:37:53 They kind of looked at it as because he goes
03:37:55 all those other similar people, they had a similar case and they were
03:37:58 they were white and they got they got, you know, a lesser sentence.
03:38:01 And I was like, no, dude, we lost Gary.
03:38:03 The fuck just happened? He he hit a button.
03:38:06 He either accidentally or on purposely.
03:38:10 And he was like, no, no, he goes, it was racist.
03:38:12 I go, yeah, but I go, they might, it might be a different situation
03:38:15 because they may have looked at it as I'm like, sure,
03:38:17 you were probably pissed off, but I'm like, you, you,
03:38:22 you were you sat there in the hospital
03:38:24 bed for two weeks, and then you went and did something about it.
03:38:28 So it was kind of premeditated.
03:38:30 It wasn't like immediately after the fact, it was you mulling over it.
03:38:36 And again, I this is my idea.
03:38:39 I came up with this
03:38:41 months ago.
03:38:43 Yeah.
03:38:45 The Gulf of Mexico part.
03:38:48 Well, this is how this is how you get rid of racism.
03:38:51 You make everything one race.
03:38:57 Yep. I didn't know I did everything to say to that.
03:38:59 I just wanted to show it.
03:39:01 And I do have another caller.
03:39:04 Yeah, it's an a fucking Trump
03:39:09 I came up with.
03:39:10 This is Jim Chip in there again.
03:39:13 Jim Perry can I mean it carried
03:39:16 you not there I can it's going to need it has.
03:39:19 And there's going to be a brand there like
03:39:20 and there's going to be that guy from America
03:39:22 and then there's going to be America, and then there's
03:39:24 also going to be their guy, and that's gonna be our guy.
03:39:27 That's 51st day. That's the very first one.
03:39:30 Big legally
03:39:33 address in the American nation, any other American nation.
03:39:37 Because in America, God, America, America,
03:39:41 the cost to America, America and America, ocean
03:39:45 and other Americans are not going to be confused because what?
03:39:49 God isn't having two American oceans going to be confusing.
03:39:54 Yeah,
03:39:55 I was like a Jay-Z as a white American.
03:39:58 I was.
03:39:58 And and then the other thing is just
03:40:01 shit.
03:40:05 Mike. Yep.
03:40:07 I was like something that I would never do that
03:40:10 I never I never touched anybody.
03:40:14 Oh. That's Mr..
03:40:15 He was Mr..
03:40:16 Flagrant all that I'd say if you didn't disrespect me like that
03:40:21 and it's going to go I gotta go. But.
03:40:28 It's good.
03:40:30 That's that's nice.
03:40:31 Thanks for stopping.
03:40:34 Sorry I had to step out for a second.
03:40:35 Our show is definitely, This is our color trendsetting, actually.
03:40:40 Calling color? Yeah.
03:40:42 My name is, Marvin.
03:40:45 I am 86 years old.
03:40:50 I came across your podcast the other day.
03:40:54 I'm going to come in.
03:40:55 No, to the tall, lanky, attractive motherfucker.
03:40:58 I don't want to be down too much.
03:41:03 Okay?
03:41:04 This guy kind of this tall, attractive motherfucker.
03:41:08 This isn't gay, okay?
03:41:12 I need to rerecord this over.
03:41:14 Oh. Sorry, dude.
03:41:16 Fuck off, I dude, I moved it.
03:41:18 Everything.
03:41:20 Unfucking believable.
03:41:22 I guess he I guess he is.
03:41:24 He screwed up. What?
03:41:24 He was trying to try that again.
03:41:25 I my name is Mitch.
03:41:28 I'm 86.
03:41:29 I do hold on.
03:41:30 I even two, two times I did it, I was like, that's too small.
03:41:35 You even saw me. If you look, watch the video.
03:41:37 When I'm up with my glasses, I'm going, that's wrong, that's wrong.
03:41:42 And I said it moved it.
03:41:43 Okay, the guy called in and he fucking had to call in twice.
03:41:46 Apparently, I don't know.
03:41:49 Can we can we realize that is essentially the same thing?
03:41:52 Let's do this over. Let's start over. Gary.
03:41:57 Did he just leave without saying anything the second time?
03:41:59 I want to just.
03:42:00 We're going to start the whole show.
03:42:04 So I want to rant about God and how he left me and married me.
03:42:10 And now I hate the whole world, but I love the world.
03:42:12 I'm very positive.
03:42:13 But really, I want to kill everybody as well.
03:42:16 So don't say that.
03:42:19 I can't say that I was sorry.
03:42:20 I was speaking as our caller now was speaking as Gary.
03:42:24 That's how I interpret his monologues.
03:42:27 But, as a Mitch, my name is Mitch.
03:42:31 I mean, that's what he said.
03:42:32 How did you know that?
03:42:34 Because that we came across your podcast the other day, too.
03:42:37 The tall, lanky.
03:42:40 Why is he pausing? That's the best part.
03:42:42 When you even said that.
03:42:43 Like, what the fuck are we talking about? You.
03:42:45 Oh, he had a come holy.
03:42:47 Something wrong with that one?
03:42:49 But I'm a six years old.
03:42:53 Can a six year old man?
03:42:55 I was in World War two.
03:42:58 You favor can just.
03:42:59 I just clear that throat?
03:43:01 I fucking love what you guys are doing over there.
03:43:04 And the real red white.
03:43:06 I'm going to come shit like, fuck them all.
03:43:11 Let him die.
03:43:11 So well.
03:43:14 And I appreciate it pleasuring himself.
03:43:17 I know he number one USA.
03:43:20 You guys are going somewhere.
03:43:22 Me okay, I'm going to the bathroom because I had too much prune juice.
03:43:26 I gotta go.
03:43:28 I don't believe him. That was weird.
03:43:29 It was awkward.
03:43:31 I appreciate the call color.
03:43:32 Call color? Is that redundant?
03:43:34 So I'm not that kind of like Larry King.
03:43:38 Okay.
03:43:39 Was that was a potentially Larry King.
03:43:41 Yeah. He said his name was Mitch.
03:43:42 But I know I've heard that some of these celebrities, they have,
03:43:45 what they call some accounts when it comes.
03:43:48 He's not still alive, is he?
03:43:49 He could he he, I hope, is dead.
03:43:51 Because if he isn't, that.
03:43:55 If Larry King is alive, that is a miracle right there.
03:43:58 And a proof of proof of God breaking news.
03:44:00 Larry King is still alive,
03:44:04 is he?
03:44:05 No. He died 20, 21.
03:44:07 Oh. Okay.
03:44:09 Darn it.
03:44:12 We'll be right back.
03:44:14 Yeah.
03:44:14 We won't.
03:44:16 We'll be right back.
03:44:19 Let's knock this shit out.
03:44:21 Yeah, yeah.
03:44:22 Do that. Fuck fledge.
03:44:25 Where is it?
03:44:31 Do you think Gary still sitting there thinking he's on the show?
03:44:34 Oh, wait. Comment, dear.
03:44:36 Pussy fagot bitch.
03:44:36 The bitches up.
03:44:39 That was the rumble about.
03:44:40 Goddamn it.
03:44:43 Oh, Ryan.
03:44:44 Well, there.
03:44:47 What?
03:44:48 Why wouldn't they let a high risk prisoner out to do a high risk job?
03:44:52 Because they're going to kill another firefighter or something.
03:44:54 I mean, like,
03:44:56 I heard they were getting pretty desperate because when the fire got so large,
03:44:58 they were letting anybody.
03:45:01 Because if they don't, there's a bunch of women
03:45:03 filling water, filling purses with water, trying to put it out.
03:45:06 Well, other otherwise the prison is going to burn down
03:45:08 and they've got to do something with these motherfuckers because, you know, right.
03:45:14 Only minimum security,
03:45:15 low risk prisoners get to volunteer for anything like this.
03:45:19 Again, it raises questions where your knowledge comes from.
03:45:23 Have you served and worked in.
03:45:26 Thank you for your service.
03:45:27 By the way.
03:45:31 Service.
03:45:32 I've been in the service industry,
03:45:35 I know.
03:45:36 Oh, shit.
03:45:36 I didn't read ahead. I know because I've been incarcerated.
03:45:39 See, they already read that
03:45:41 or that was just happen.
03:45:42 No that's. No they're not.
03:45:43 Yeah I was I was getting to that.
03:45:44 And then the Rumble lot
03:45:47 there's a rumble but it says hi welcome to Flash Rants live like comment subscribe.
03:45:50 We are here every Monday 10 p.m. eastern.
03:45:52 See I can read that in my brain. Works like Bam six three.
03:45:54 Another days I'll be like hello fledge!
03:45:56 Welcome to call to leave a message.
03:46:01 Yep. If somebody doesn't call the dog gets it.
03:46:03 Masturbate.
03:46:05 What?
03:46:11 Deer fledge pretty.
03:46:14 My friend of eight years,
03:46:17 Laura Warner.
03:46:18 Hello RNA Laura arena.
03:46:20 Not here man.
03:46:22 Laura deer did I do?
03:46:24 My friend of eight years. Lorna.
03:46:26 Lorna. Lorna.
03:46:28 Tabby sounds like a cookie, but it's a fucking awesome, awesome speed metal.
03:46:31 Hey, Lorna, maybe it's not.
03:46:34 Had a family get together for her daughter daughter
03:46:38 who was graduating from college.
03:46:40 I was not invited, which surprised me since our families were always close.
03:46:45 Yeah, sorry. Both of our sons. You're fine.
03:46:47 Both of our sons were best friends.
03:46:48 After telling me about their party plans,
03:46:50 Lorna asked me if I could make it my special cake.
03:46:55 Who was special cake?
03:46:56 I felt obligated, obliged, I felt obliged, so I married it, affiliated.
03:47:02 So I made it and dropped it off the morning of their party
03:47:06 because it was a special gathering.
03:47:10 Sorry,
03:47:12 I was just trying to imagine what the fuck they.
03:47:16 Because it was a special gathering.
03:47:18 I don't want to put it in a cheap looking plastic cake carrier.
03:47:22 This is so stupid.
03:47:24 So who gives a shit?
03:47:28 I am going to commit a great crime.
03:47:30 I'm going to bust nut in water tower.
03:47:33 I just realized what I'm laughing is.
03:47:35 This is so stupid. This is ridiculous.
03:47:37 If I'm even reading this flavor in a plastic carrier.
03:47:39 So I put it on.
03:47:42 So I put it on only,
03:47:46 so I put it on the only other option I had an ordinance cut glass cake.
03:47:51 Yeah, I know, it does look like you kill somebody with one of those man,
03:47:53 they are so cheap as a gift, faceted all over.
03:47:58 You're very multifaceted, right?
03:48:00 Multi. I
03:48:03 dangerous.
03:48:04 I had no idea it was a gift years before.
03:48:07 A few days after the party, Lorna
03:48:10 and I met for breakfast and she told me she was sorry.
03:48:14 But when her mother was washing the stand,
03:48:17 it slipped out of her hands and she broke it.
03:48:20 I was crushed because I had it had been given to me by a special friend.
03:48:26 I know accidents happen, but shouldn't they have offered to replace it?
03:48:31 Lorna has mentioned
03:48:34 that her parents were struggling financially,
03:48:37 but she and her husband seem well-off.
03:48:39 They have a large home and I drive expensive cars.
03:48:42 If Lorna had offered, I probably wouldn't have taken her up on it.
03:48:45 But offering no compensation seemed odd to me.
03:48:49 I no longer feel as close to her as before and I ready for feeling this way.
03:48:54 Or should I just let it go?
03:48:56 Saying sweet turned sour?
03:48:59 How fucking stupid.
03:49:00 That's the stupidest flattery I've ever fucking read.
03:49:03 Dear, dear fudgy what she said it was so typical of women.
03:49:08 Like, if she would have offered, I would have said no.
03:49:11 But it's the fact she didn't offer.
03:49:13 Who gives a fuck how much is this thing?
03:49:15 $30, $60? $150?
03:49:18 Who gives a fuck?
03:49:20 My sorry lady, for the first time ever, we're going to have a woman.
03:49:24 Let's go next time.
03:49:25 I'm just not going to let her fucking borrow my shit.
03:49:28 Here's a what?
03:49:29 That one cut her borrowing my shit from a.
03:49:32 Here's an answer to that.
03:49:33 Oh, I can actually go full screen. I'm happy.
03:49:35 Men love quests.
03:49:38 No, I know not all men, but most men. Okay.
03:49:41 And all the men I want in my life.
03:49:43 They like quests.
03:49:43 Most men bear with me here, but they love quests.
03:49:47 Most men don't want you to be clear glass and confusing this if they want you
03:49:51 to have very clear quests that you tell them, this is exactly what I want.
03:49:55 I want you to do this
03:49:56 and I will be happy when your friend is telling me that her boyfriend is here.
03:49:59 This is the part today.
03:50:00 And I was like, oh, that's so nice.
03:50:02 Yeah, I told him not to be happy when you do it.
03:50:04 A friend was telling me that her boyfriend offered to scrape off her car
03:50:07 the other day, and I was like, oh, that's so nice.
03:50:09 She's like, yeah, I told him not to, but I thought it was nice. He offered.
03:50:12 And I was like, oh, you told him not to.
03:50:13 She's like, yeah, I didn't want to be difficult.
03:50:15 And this is exactly what the fly dreams we just had.
03:50:19 This. She is exactly what you just said with the fly.
03:50:21 I didn't want to be difficult as possible, so I wasn't, like, offered.
03:50:24 I didn't want to be difficult.
03:50:26 And then convincing.
03:50:27 So I became very difficult.
03:50:29 So I told him to do something that would be difficult.
03:50:32 No, don't do it.
03:50:33 He wanted to do it. Said no. Now wait.
03:50:35 It gets worse, not worse. But no, she thought that you would.
03:50:38 You told him inconvenience him by telling him not to do it.
03:50:40 Yeah, yeah, this is just an example.
03:50:42 Then he would have found something else to do that would have been better
03:50:45 not do.
03:50:46 She's like, yeah, I didn't want to be difficult and inconvenience him.
03:50:48 And I'm like, but didn't he happily offer to do it?
03:50:51 And she's like, yeah. But I told him I didn't want him to.
03:50:53 I'm like, oh, I can see like yourself.
03:50:55 And she's like, no, I would have loved
03:50:56 if you did it for me, but I just, I didn't want to.
03:50:58 I don't want to be difficult.
03:50:59 And I'm like, honey, you have to remember, men love quests.
03:51:03 You don't want them to do something because you want to do it yourself.
03:51:05 That's totally fine.
03:51:06 But do not splash yourself down and deny yourself for no reason.
03:51:09 Instead, let them do the quest for you and then be super appreciative
03:51:13 and kind and happy about it.
03:51:15 Like a blowjob and super appreciate.
03:51:17 Sounds like some kind of like you being happy
03:51:19 to be happy doing like when he offers to scrape your car off World of Warcraft.
03:51:22 Like what is it? Thank you so much.
03:51:24 And then when he comes home, thank you for playing my day so much brighter.
03:51:27 Maybe make him a warm cup of coffee so that it's ready right when he comes in.
03:51:31 It's like a video game, okay?
03:51:32 He did his quest and then you gave him like a main level up in the game.
03:51:36 He's winning.
03:51:36 That gave him the gift of winning.
03:51:37 When a man loves you, nothing will make him happier than knowing you.
03:51:41 You were a little happier via a quote.
03:51:43 So I'll see what that one bitch took that away from him.
03:51:46 I can go get you some. Like. No, you don't have to do that right now.
03:51:48 He's like, are you sure?
03:51:49 I'm happy too.
03:51:50 At first it's like, no, like that's what like drives any human being is like,
03:51:53 if I can't be able to do anything, get that ice cream.
03:51:57 It's like the whole point of go on that life will not inconvenience him
03:52:00 and makes him a burden.
03:52:02 Winning that game should be like taking anything you should give and happy.
03:52:07 When somebody puts that effort.
03:52:08 It should be fun.
03:52:09 Honey, they love a good question.
03:52:11 What do you think?
03:52:12 There's so many memes of boyfriends and I'm not going
03:52:14 that I'm not going to tell you why.
03:52:15 It's a quick, easy way.
03:52:17 Generally, the quest involves something that mentality and powerful.
03:52:20 That's a double points.
03:52:21 Quest has been just put together a little vanity for me,
03:52:24 and I came upstairs and I just started jumping up and down.
03:52:26 I was like, oh my God, it looks so good.
03:52:28 He's just like, oh, I just look so happy I made.
03:52:30 Yeah, that's a little don't say sorry, say thank you.
03:52:33 Sorry I'm so annoying. How many cuts is this?
03:52:36 Jesus, Corey, I'm running late.
03:52:37 Thank you for waiting for me. Sorry.
03:52:40 Thank you for creating this safe space.
03:52:41 Soup. Ceramic. It's not glass, it's ceramic.
03:52:44 I don't know what's in her ceramic soup.
03:52:47 Soup? What kind of green soup? Pea soup.
03:52:49 And back to this other stupid, stupid, stupid green shit.
03:52:54 A fucking cake plate, right?
03:52:56 Pass it in.
03:52:56 Is for 15, 18 bucks at Meyer, dude.
03:53:01 So it was an ordinary cut glass
03:53:03 cake stand she had received as a gift years before.
03:53:07 I shouldn't say how many years. She just says years. So. Fine.
03:53:09 It was.
03:53:10 It was at Meyer zero eight, 99, 40 years ago.
03:53:14 She received this ordinance. Cut glass cake.
03:53:17 Isn't the ordinance ornate, or does it mean pretty much generic,
03:53:21 or is it like a specific type of.
03:53:23 I feel like it's a callback, but she should have.
03:53:24 Related. Tastic.
03:53:26 No automated test equipment.
03:53:28 Oh, it's only picked up at. That's so weird.
03:53:31 When we made it like an acronym versus a
03:53:34 ornate, made in an incredible shape or decorated.
03:53:38 Decorated with complex pattern.
03:53:40 So it's literally just it's just. Yeah, it's like what you faceted.
03:53:43 It's literally what you pulled up.
03:53:44 There's nothing it makes it sound like it's, you know, a Venetian or some shit.
03:53:48 Even even then that's just the type of blinds at some point.
03:53:53 Welcome.
03:53:54 Hey, my name is Brian.
03:53:57 I was calling in the flag reference because,
03:54:01 you have a guy on, long time ago.
03:54:04 Kind of dark and dark and handsome.
03:54:07 I want to. I want to hear more of that guy.
03:54:09 You need to have him on more often, because I love it.
03:54:13 More from values.
03:54:14 I like the way he votes,
03:54:16 and I just need to hear more of him because he's just, like a nice guy.
03:54:20 He loves his daughter.
03:54:22 You just want nothing to do
03:54:23 but just benefit his daughter and the people around him.
03:54:26 And so he just sounds like a he's a good dude.
03:54:29 Yeah. What?
03:54:30 Oh, hold on, I have to go.
03:54:32 My my daughter got into a a car accident.
03:54:35 Oh, shit.
03:54:37 Accident.
03:54:37 People get in a car accident.
03:54:40 The accident?
03:54:41 Oh, yeah, they do. Don't tell me what to do.
03:54:43 Sit down brother.
03:54:45 All right.
03:54:45 I'm sorry I have to go, but.
03:54:48 Oh, that was unfortunate.
03:54:50 I hope she's okay. It sounded like it.
03:54:51 Because if she's like.
03:54:52 If she sounds like he was talking to her.
03:54:55 So that car he wanted to get into more of that other guy
03:55:00 that was suspect.
03:55:03 Very suspect.
03:55:05 You can really call in if you want, Ryan.
03:55:07 You don't have to,
03:55:09 you know, just leave Brian.
03:55:12 Leave fake calls. Okay?
03:55:14 You said earlier in the show you're very clever any time.
03:55:17 How clever.
03:55:19 Wink, wink. Brian.
03:55:20 But it was Brian.
03:55:21 Hilarious.
03:55:24 Okay, there are people get a car accidents on accident.
03:55:28 Of course. Of course. It's you.
03:55:31 Oh. No. He.
03:55:37 It's David.
03:55:40 It's because he got his
03:55:43 hair.
03:55:43 Let's take a detour.
03:55:46 Hi, Volvo.
03:55:47 00400, me.
03:55:51 Oh, hi.
03:55:53 Oh, well, I need you to consider.
03:55:57 Oh, wait.
03:55:58 What are you doing? What do you mean?
03:56:00 Did you leave your dog?
03:56:03 Whoa!
03:56:04 You left your dog. Oh.
03:56:08 What are you staring at?
03:56:10 Are you kidding me?
03:56:12 Thank you. Jesus.
03:56:13 Oh thank you God. What? Oh my God.
03:56:16 Let me see.
03:56:17 Where are you? Lose. Thank you.
03:56:19 Oh, honey. Thank you. Oh, God.
03:56:22 Why did you leave your dog?
03:56:23 Oh, oh, fucking do leave your dog.
03:56:26 This other people dog on the front of CNN, they're like father stood
03:56:31 by his son's bed.
03:56:32 You know, they found him both burned like that.
03:56:34 And they found another one.
03:56:35 Your son up.
03:56:36 They found another one staying with their dogs
03:56:40 at the dog up.
03:56:41 Carry him out the house.
03:56:43 Pick the dog up.
03:56:43 What if you have, like, ten on a leash on the collar?
03:56:46 And he clearly had at least two dogs.
03:56:48 The black dog. He got out.
03:56:51 He was worried about the he was worried about the blowback after.
03:56:53 So he saved the black dog.
03:56:55 Well,
03:56:55 I wonder what that fucking dog's life was and how long the fuck are you kidding me?
03:57:00 I'm more about the soul.
03:57:01 On the one hand, I totally understand
03:57:02 like a loved one or whatever, but that reaction was a little bit it.
03:57:06 If you kidding me?
03:57:09 If if there was a situation where he was,
03:57:11 you know, away maybe at work or something.
03:57:15 And then it swept that way and he was not allowed to go back.
03:57:18 Maybe there was like a prevention of like, you know,
03:57:20 they put a blockade up and police and fire and don't fucking enter.
03:57:24 And it was like, well, what the fuck, you know?
03:57:26 And then finally he was allowed back in after everything kind of settled.
03:57:30 And then, then I could say like, okay, like, but
03:57:34 again, it's much to do area
03:57:36 and I'm sure there's somebody who I'm, I'm sure the,
03:57:40 you know, I'm sure your dog has a, your dog hasn't moved for three hours.
03:57:44 Four hours. I was just wondering if that's okay.
03:57:46 Other side. Yeah. You got to do the opposite.
03:57:51 Do you have any pets?
03:57:53 That's not my, That's my girlfriend's dog.
03:57:55 Do you have any real pets?
03:58:00 I have multiple pets,
03:58:02 but they're not technically mine.
03:58:05 I classify my parents dog as my dog
03:58:09 because I did help, train her when she was a puppy.
03:58:14 So. All right, let's, hypothetically, your house is burning down.
03:58:17 What do you grab?
03:58:18 So she helped help razor because, I was laid off, or I wasn't laid off.
03:58:22 And I was in between jobs at the time, when they first got her.
03:58:25 And so, when, I was spent, like, a good month and a half up north.
03:58:31 Just.
03:58:32 Hey, man, you're laying on the guilt and stuff.
03:58:34 I just wondered if you had a pet. I didn't wonder what you did.
03:58:36 It's like a child. So you're not with enough Peta.
03:58:39 She's like a child to me.
03:58:41 If anything, this is the episode we're going to get.
03:58:42 Peta.
03:58:43 The dog is like a child to me now.
03:58:45 My girlfriend has a little dog. She's, 16.
03:58:47 So you've seen her before.
03:58:49 So that even being said, you obviously care for this dog.
03:58:51 You're attached to this dog.
03:58:54 But what if you just cut? Like what?
03:58:55 What do you had to make a hard choice?
03:58:57 Grabbing stuff like you just can't go get it.
03:59:00 What if you can have.
03:59:00 Fine. You can.
03:59:01 You've looked and looked and look is dogs, pets, animals.
03:59:04 I know because, Dog.
03:59:07 You're right. Dogs are smart.
03:59:08 Cats.
03:59:08 Cats because I have a I have two cats, and dogs are smart.
03:59:12 It's, we have we we are.
03:59:14 We know how to.
03:59:16 The other reason I have cats, though, is because I live with my my house
03:59:19 and property's too small to have a dog.
03:59:21 I wouldn't do that to a dog.
03:59:22 You can have a smart dog and have stupid and a dumb owner.
03:59:27 You can have a stupid dog and some dumb owner.
03:59:31 There's a difference.
03:59:32 So there will never be a there never be a case.
03:59:35 A dog would be very alert, very aware of what we're doing at all times
03:59:39 and would 100% follow us or,
03:59:43 even alert us of something before we would or,
03:59:46 you know, just follow us, like very, very aware of everything that's going on.
03:59:51 See these big houses in Beverly Hills or wherever?
03:59:53 Not Beverly Hills. Where is a burner? Yeah. Never.
03:59:55 They have a dog, and they just let it run around and they barely see the dog.
03:59:58 Somebody else is feeding it.
04:00:00 Yeah, playing with it.
04:00:01 The dog nanny, they they play with it.
04:00:03 Maybe one for like an hour total every month.
04:00:09 You know, a little, little.
04:00:10 Byron wanted to have a dog. And so we got him a dog.
04:00:12 And he doesn't play with it or walk with it.
04:00:14 So we just have the maid walk it.
04:00:18 Look what?
04:00:19 Sorry. It's okay. Give us the watch.
04:00:21 You let's. You give me the.
04:00:23 Give you.
04:00:23 What are you bring up where you take it like it sucks.
04:00:25 What's going on?
04:00:26 Because as long as no one dies, I'm happy if your kid burns.
04:00:29 You know I'm sorry too. But don't take it off.
04:00:32 At least you're not dead.
04:00:33 Look at all these people using surgical masks
04:00:34 to hide their identity while they do crimes. Who?
04:00:37 Literally. That's what I said last week.
04:00:39 That dude. That fucking that I flipped off in traffic.
04:00:42 He was wearing that fucking do it.
04:00:44 It was. It was around here and over the head.
04:00:46 So all I could see was his eyes.
04:00:48 But he was it was like one of the winter ones.
04:00:50 And he was on because he was trying to freak me out.
04:00:53 That's why he talked about a CPO the second he rolled up and said,
04:00:56 I got a gun without saying I got a gun, but I got a gun.
04:00:59 This was literally just autoplay for the next video.
04:01:02 If what if I would shoot you?
04:01:04 Because I have a CPO and it's like, well, what are you trying to say?
04:01:07 You're gonna shoot me so I can?
04:01:08 We had it.
04:01:08 We had a caller call in about accidents, and now she's talking about accident.
04:01:14 Turns into armed robbery.
04:01:15 Yeah, the car accidents.
04:01:16 Sometimes accidents just turn out to be armed robberies to bring some pictures
04:01:21 that.
04:01:21 But Ryan something what he did he apparently he likes to be known as Brian.
04:01:26 Sister goes Brian sister to take his watch.
04:01:30 So ornate means finely detailed.
04:01:32 You fucking moron.
04:01:33 You look like give up. Whatever, dude.
04:01:35 You want to get into that?
04:01:36 Well, ornate as an ornament, you're also an ornament.
04:01:40 Sure. That sounds fucking cool.
04:01:42 Your mind.
04:01:43 Well, it could also mean very upset and ornery.
04:01:48 No, it probably could.
04:01:49 I knew that I am all fucking clear.
04:01:50 She may listen less.
04:01:53 Bullshit may be fucking clear.
04:01:54 She is fucking kind of queer. Shit you into?
04:01:58 What the fuck?
04:02:00 Yeah, he's he's,
04:02:01 I'm a repeat mother for Native American.
04:02:05 I don't know how you give me that clear shit.
04:02:08 Kidding.
04:02:10 Yeah, I can't talk like that, but if I.
04:02:11 I mean, there are people.
04:02:13 My plates aren't finely detailed.
04:02:15 My plates are finally detailed.
04:02:17 My place a flat and no detailed manly flat, no detail.
04:02:21 My only thing on my plate is food.
04:02:23 Fucking queers.
04:02:24 Only thing on my motherfucker plate is not queers.
04:02:27 It ain't fucking balls and penis.
04:02:28 It's motherfucking gravy and chicken and potatoes, motherfucker.
04:02:32 You can put gravy on your balls.
04:02:34 I know, I know, because things together, you got me over for dinner.
04:02:38 Gravy and balls.
04:02:40 Yeah.
04:02:40 Meatballs. What about man balls?
04:02:43 No, man balls.
04:02:45 I don't know why you went there.
04:02:46 See, that's what proves something to me.
04:02:49 So, Gary.
04:02:50 See, he might catch one of those balls.
04:02:53 I'm working.
04:02:54 I don't remember what it was.
04:02:55 It's completely around my catch. One of those balls.
04:02:57 Damn it. I keep showing the wrong screen before I do that.
04:03:00 The tonality you hit on the balls.
04:03:02 That's what I heard.
04:03:04 Nice about what you're doing.
04:03:06 Paste above. Paste below.
04:03:08 I thought I thought about was the show.
04:03:10 Delete selected.
04:03:12 I like that one inch yeah.
04:03:15 Add event below.
04:03:16 Add event above and no idea what this is for.
04:03:20 I just remember
04:03:20 seeing paste above, paste below and I literally heard as above so below.
04:03:24 Well that's smoke and clear away.
04:03:26 So it was you know well that's how small fucking quarter this one time dude.
04:03:29 I woke up at two in the morning and started
04:03:30 just writing shit on a notebook about fucking some douchebag at work.
04:03:34 Oh wait, no, that was Gary.
04:03:37 Gary,
04:03:39 I do wake up, though.
04:03:40 I do wake up in the middle of the night
04:03:42 and have to text shit, so I don't forget it, and I do.
04:03:44 I wake up in the middle of the night sometimes.
04:03:46 It's usually just appears I do briefly think I'm like,
04:03:49 this is so rude, but if I don't text it like other times, I'm like,
04:03:52 right, I'll remember or I'll text it
04:03:54 and not hit send and think I'll be and I'll be not rude.
04:03:56 And then my phone deletes it and we ruin and lose perfectly brilliant ideas.
04:04:00 So your phone deleted my shit.
04:04:02 Yeah, but I forget not. Not always, but sometimes.
04:04:05 Yeah, for whatever reason,
04:04:06 I never ever mind my usually leaves it there, but not always.
04:04:11 Does your message close? Is that the difference?
04:04:13 Maybe I don't know, I just know that I'm pretty much sending it now.
04:04:18 From now on, instead of losing. Interesting.
04:04:20 I just use the notes section.
04:04:24 So those those are all the comments.
04:04:26 Those are YouTube and TikTok.
04:04:29 Yeah, there might have been more, but they were there.
04:04:31 There might be less.
04:04:32 There might be less on TikTok coming soon.
04:04:35 Less or fewer.
04:04:37 January. Less. Fewer.
04:04:38 Fewer or less. January 19th.
04:04:41 No. Is it banned?
04:04:42 Yes. US TikTok ban threatens to take effect on January 19th.
04:04:45 Considering the app's widespread appeal, we couldn't wouldn't
04:04:48 blame you for feeling like this band's never going to happen after all.
04:04:52 That sucks. I don't want it to happen.
04:04:54 It's just too bad everyone says a slippery slope.
04:04:57 That's the best way I can say it.
04:04:58 That's, if you look at the.
04:05:00 I don't want to tell you.
04:05:01 I don't want you to explain good intentions.
04:05:03 I don't carry valid evidence myself. But.
04:05:07 So from what
04:05:08 I've heard, it's an educational platform on their end of itself.
04:05:11 Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
04:05:12 Night day difference.
04:05:13 But then. So instead of banning it,
04:05:16 why don't we create the American version of good TikTok?
04:05:19 Because all the kids.
04:05:20 You can't just it's it's
04:05:23 too late.
04:05:23 It's like any other sidebar venue.
04:05:26 It's like the the XFL, it's like the USFL.
04:05:30 It's like,
04:05:32 are you saying that it's so enticing we can't go to the Euroleague?
04:05:36 It's like fucking,
04:05:39 any, like,
04:05:40 shout out to the kid if he's watching, wrestling,
04:05:43 any minor wrestling thing that's not WWE.
04:05:47 You know, it's a lesser than there's always
04:05:49 it never can hold up to the number eight.
04:05:52 Number one.
04:05:53 There's there's you can't there's no like the flat
04:05:57 rating is even paired to the Brady even rumble rumble the YouTube the.
04:06:03 Yeah yeah yeah I got,
04:06:04 I got what's Trump's the truth social the all the other minor league.
04:06:08 So if they created something new to push people over there,
04:06:11 it's just it's not going to catch that kind of flame.
04:06:16 I just but honestly,
04:06:17 at the same time, speaking of flame, having all that
04:06:20 kind of weird queer shit on TikTok that it's like a freak show.
04:06:23 So it's like I that's that's the only reason I have a TikTok.
04:06:27 I don't use it for that.
04:06:28 I just go there to watch the freak show.
04:06:31 I used to put clips on there to promote this show.
04:06:34 It's that's I started to say earlier this Facebook lifted all that censorship,
04:06:37 and there was a politician in Macomb County
04:06:42 that had somebody impersonate them and put a bunch of racist shit up
04:06:45 that usually would have got blocked but didn't.
04:06:47 And now there's a shitstorm for that.
04:06:50 But I think that banning it, blocking it does not help.
04:06:53 You have to counter it with more information,
04:06:57 because if you start blocking everything, as we proved over the last few years,
04:06:59 nobody believes anything which has to do with the show.
04:07:01 The whole incredulously crowd, just do it
04:07:05 in credit, do a little incredible, a little, do a little bit
04:07:09 incredibly incredulous,
04:07:12 usually incredulity.
04:07:16 Fuck.
04:07:16 So speaking of TikTok,
04:07:19 fuck you Gary.
04:07:20 Incredulity.
04:07:22 I gotta say, I could jury duty incredulity.
04:07:26 Is there an l yeah, I for I forgot to, maybe even revisit during flash drive.
04:07:31 Fuck TikTok.
04:07:32 But you get this is an exclusive
04:07:34 Rachel Regan's we've got a new Rachel Regan's video.
04:07:38 This is this is a.
04:07:43 We got this short, cute alert.
04:07:45 Cute alert.
04:07:46 No, look how cute this is.
04:07:49 I'm wondering why my bathroom door is cracked.
04:07:51 Because it's my fucking toilet.
04:07:54 Yeah.
04:07:56 Look how cute that is.
04:07:56 Look, it's where I take a shit
04:07:59 to this I don't want to see.
04:08:01 She's really.
04:08:02 Well, she's really trying to show you is are cats.
04:08:04 But it's like you don't start a cute door open.
04:08:07 Yeah. You scared?
04:08:07 You scared?
04:08:08 You know, it's a cute alert video with your fucking shitter,
04:08:11 you know, pun intended. But you scared the shit out of me.
04:08:14 Start the video, right? Yeah.
04:08:17 You do it. Do it again. Do it again.
04:08:19 This is what I.
04:08:19 This is what I heard when you did it right here.
04:08:22 Starting from the beginning.
04:08:23 You. Tyler, this is my.
04:08:25 Oh my God. Look, this isn't as much better.
04:08:27 Oh my God, she
04:08:29 started from the beginning.
04:08:30 This is what I heard, that this bathroom.
04:08:33 Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh.
04:08:39 No no no.
04:08:40 Then. So splash up. Quick shower.
04:08:42 What is, You do it in the dark.
04:08:44 That is it. Is she satanic?
04:08:47 Hold on. No, that's just good, clean fun.
04:08:50 No, no, no, that's a weed. You. That's a Ouija board for sure.
04:08:52 Yeah. Ouija board. But a Ouija board isn't satanic.
04:08:54 It's just a it's right next to boggle.
04:08:57 It's right next to boggle.
04:08:58 It's just alphabet 19, 1945.
04:09:02 All the stupid us
04:09:03 Christians were warned about when I was a child have all come through.
04:09:06 Ouija boards are just good, clean fun next to boggle in Monopoly l m n o p q.
04:09:10 Yes, it's the alphabet.
04:09:12 As if she's like a child or it's a Ouija board.
04:09:15 Even worse, you're going to get sued for saying such things.
04:09:17 Do these shooters?
04:09:18 Do they like it?
04:09:20 Look, there's a skull right there. Like,
04:09:23 where do you get that?
04:09:23 That's a Ouija board. She's so satanic shit.
04:09:27 Brady and George show Brooke how much they are tortured, killed,
04:09:31 and what's on the shot here?
04:09:34 What's on the shower curtain?
04:09:35 Kids are cute.
04:09:36 I didn't even realize it.
04:09:38 Coming right there. What?
04:09:40 What's a shower curtain? Kitties are cute.
04:09:43 I don't know if they realize exactly what's on the shower curtain.
04:09:45 And that's like they're being it.
04:09:47 Thank God you found me.
04:09:49 Whoa whoa whoa.
04:09:50 Yeah, that hit us last time hard.
04:09:52 I didn't realize how loud that was on the playback.
04:09:55 When I listened to the episode.
04:09:56 It was fucking in our face.
04:09:58 It's good though.
04:09:59 It reminds me of the Halloween episode with why?
04:10:02 Oh, that fucking hurt.
04:10:03 I can't do that shit.
04:10:05 My wife sleeping behind it.
04:10:07 Total disrespect.
04:10:09 Said you guys want to see my shit?
04:10:12 I took a dump earlier today.
04:10:14 Like I had to plunge it really hard with.
04:10:17 And it's hard to plunge because I don't have fingers.
04:10:20 And so I just kind of like, push with my chest on it.
04:10:23 And then finally it goes down.
04:10:25 Yeah. That's it
04:10:27 dude, you got the whole set.
04:10:29 You can get the cover, the walk, the walk out man and the the toilet man.
04:10:34 What's the point of that?
04:10:34 Goes, you're like,
04:10:35 you just like the idea of it or you're into like, some weird shit.
04:10:39 I'm so old now, though.
04:10:41 I finally got to a point where I don't even know it's cold.
04:10:43 Although my house isn't that cold.
04:10:45 I don't want the big rug catching everybody's pee.
04:10:48 I mean, when I had kids especially, I never understood some shit for like,
04:10:52 somebody who's, I would say like 25 and younger
04:10:55 coming out of the shower,
04:10:56 I want to step on a mat, but under my toilet
04:10:58 I want something I can wipe and clean easily.
04:11:01 I don't want a rug.
04:11:01 I got a throw in the fucking laundry every three days.
04:11:05 So she got that. She she got the cheap one.
04:11:08 The one that you were showing is way better.
04:11:11 Hers looks like shit.
04:11:13 Yeah. This one says goodbye. Play with me.
04:11:16 What can I say? Fake Satanist.
04:11:17 Is she some kind of fake Satanist?
04:11:20 Fucking pussy ass bitch?
04:11:23 Aren't they adorable?
04:11:24 I don't, I don't blame her, though, for being a Satanist.
04:11:27 If she is, if she has a little.
04:11:29 They have a mood. Oh, okay.
04:11:31 I didn't think they were real because I if I was,
04:11:34 if I had her condition, I would fucking hate God to win.
04:11:38 If I went to her house and use a towel, I would probably die.
04:11:41 So I'm wondering why my bathroom door is cracked.
04:11:44 Because it has.
04:11:44 And because I wasn't that it's not crack that is wide ajar.
04:11:48 How is that crack? That?
04:11:49 Why is it cracked? Because you did that.
04:11:51 Because it's not cracked.
04:11:53 That's wide open, right?
04:11:55 Because, I don't know. Because you left it open.
04:11:57 Because why would you shut your bathroom door all the time?
04:12:00 Unless it was like, gross
04:12:02 crack?
04:12:03 Because you want to make sure. Why is your door cracked?
04:12:05 Because you were a raging alcoholic, and you punched it and kicked it,
04:12:09 and you don't have a man to fix it.
04:12:11 Oh, wait, you do have a man. I forgot this.
04:12:13 This is a Mickey mouse fucking towel here.
04:12:15 And yes, I know women can fix doors. That was a joke.
04:12:18 Find it.
04:12:19 Only sometimes.
04:12:20 And then.
04:12:20 So only some women do this and do it in the dark so they don't run away.
04:12:26 She does it in the dark.
04:12:27 They figure it out.
04:12:28 How to push the door open. And her.
04:12:31 Good job, Virgil.
04:12:32 They figure out how to push the door open.
04:12:34 Well, you know, there's a handle and a little latch.
04:12:38 I know that some cats can actually know how to open the door.
04:12:41 It's not even the latch aspect.
04:12:42 It's because you you didn't latch it.
04:12:44 You definitely have a cat friendly latch, too, with the big handle,
04:12:47 they can jump up and hang on until it opens.
04:12:49 Cats do that. Oh, look at it.
04:12:51 Did you guys ask for this? Because it's like, no.
04:12:56 I asked for it.
04:12:59 She didn't give it to me.
04:13:06 I got a cute one too.
04:13:08 Is Chico.
04:13:09 Chico, I said that you.
04:13:12 Somebody should call somebody.
04:13:14 He's having a stroke.
04:13:18 Oh, shit.
04:13:19 I can't stop him.
04:13:20 Oh, that's funny, because I had a video pulled up,
04:13:24 but I was just looking at that was the stroke person.
04:13:26 Listen, his brain is so not working.
04:13:28 Do you know what he says? It's not. And is it? Said it was.
04:13:31 It was a some kind of foreign anchor. But it's not a good video.
04:13:34 But I had it pulled up from earlier.
04:13:35 I just I was looking at it as you said.
04:13:36 That's just funny.
04:13:41 Okay.
04:13:42 What a jackass. Listen, he's talking to his dog.
04:13:45 He's like, you take a ticket.
04:13:47 Tikka tikka.
04:13:48 He goes, how's the fire?
04:13:51 What? It's great.
04:13:54 I see the did.
04:13:56 I'm over.
04:13:58 Oh, there's the fire.
04:14:00 Oh! It's hot.
04:14:02 It almost killed. Make it go away.
04:14:05 Like I can't keep watching.
04:14:07 Oh. Oh, you want to see this over your live?
04:14:11 Oh, wait.
04:14:13 Is that you can just kill the volume.
04:14:16 Whoa!
04:14:17 Try to attack.
04:14:19 He's middle of it. Yeah.
04:14:21 You're trying to take his dog, try to attack in the middle of the night.
04:14:25 You're scaring the dog to the fire.
04:14:27 Try to take his dog. They're burning the cat.
04:14:30 They're burning the dog!
04:14:32 Where? NBC, where are you? Live.
04:14:34 Thank you. Dude. Okay, first.
04:14:36 First of all, did he already know that NBC was there?
04:14:39 I obviously, because he knew that that's like the whole point of the city.
04:14:42 Where's my close up?
04:14:43 Where's my close up?
04:14:45 Yeah, that's kind of like hey, we're going to did you see we contacted somebody?
04:14:49 Is it like the feeding the dogs they're eating the cats eat the cat.
04:14:53 Eat, eat the cat.
04:14:54 You're eating the dog. Eating the cats.
04:14:59 Well, that guy.
04:15:00 And they've only found two Springfield residents calling to complain
04:15:03 about Haitian migrants.
04:15:07 Fuck.
04:15:07 My sound just wigged out.
04:15:10 Good job.
04:15:11 Yeah. I can't hear anything.
04:15:13 Good for you.
04:15:15 I'll fix it if you got more. Otherwise we'll wrap.
04:15:16 It really likes you. You're good.
04:15:18 You like it?
04:15:19 So it's only the browser. Everything sounds good coming out.
04:15:21 But this is such a focus, right?
04:15:23 New drivers have a problem where when you're playing sound through a browser.
04:15:26 Do I sound fine?
04:15:28 Yeah. He's, Perfect.
04:15:29 Yeah.
04:15:30 Well, knew this was really.
04:15:33 That's your home.
04:15:35 That's all I hear you saying.
04:15:36 It was the Georgia
04:15:39 right?
04:15:41 But you can hear me
04:15:43 over the boat.
04:15:45 Everybody. Really? That's what I sound like.
04:15:48 You need both.
04:15:49 Nobody likes you, okay? Sucks
04:15:52 homosexuality,
04:15:54 puberty. But.
04:15:58 But but.
04:16:02 Puberty. But.
04:16:03 But put.
04:16:08 Now you killed my audio.
04:16:10 What's going on?
04:16:12 You're ruining everything.
04:16:17 Lord,
04:16:18 there has not been one fuck up on tonight's show.
04:16:22 I can hear that. I can hear that.
04:16:25 That's the only thing I can hear.
04:16:26 My headphone can't hear you.
04:16:31 They're eating the dogs.
04:16:32 They're eating the kids.
04:16:35 You try to attack in the middle of the night.
04:16:39 And I hear that.
04:16:41 Okay, I'm going out.
04:16:42 That's fine. That's all that matters.
04:16:44 Fuck you. Oh!
04:16:50 They're eating the dogs and eating the cats.
04:16:52 So, I can't hear you.
04:16:55 I don't know what's going on.
04:16:58 Yeah. One one.
04:16:58 Yeah, one number one.
04:17:00 Number one.
04:17:02 Yeah, one.
04:17:04 So, breakdancing.
04:17:06 Reagan, we have, follow up on this.
04:17:09 I don't know if you knew, but,
04:17:12 will not be.
04:17:13 There we go.
04:17:13 Won't be. I'm back here. We'll do the 2020.
04:17:16 I use the audio matrix virtual cable.
04:17:18 And because they don't pay for it
04:17:20 every time I restart it, I have to wait like fucking 300 and 60s.
04:17:24 Yeah. So I'm so cheap.
04:17:25 Like breaking news.
04:17:28 Brady and George show breaking news, which is a rarity.
04:17:31 I should make one of those.
04:17:41 Number one, the breakdancing competition
04:17:45 that was in the last Olympics will not be part of the 2028 Olympics.
04:17:49 And, those 2022 Olympics are potentially in Los Angeles.
04:17:53 They may not be in Los Angeles.
04:17:55 Oh, they will be.
04:17:56 They'll have that place built up in three months.
04:17:59 Oh, yeah, they'll dump a bunch of money in there
04:18:00 and they'll be billions of dollars.
04:18:02 Honestly, if anything, even if there's no insurance involved,
04:18:04 imagine the amount of rich people's money they're going to go into.
04:18:08 Oh, they're counting on it, and they're counting on it.
04:18:10 Blue collar workers pockets.
04:18:12 I don't know if that's. Oh, that's all.
04:18:14 You mean to rip California's?
04:18:16 Yeah. California is.
04:18:17 Ooh, ooh, that's a conspiracy right there.
04:18:21 No, they burned down the cities, so they flood the area
04:18:25 because that's what happened.
04:18:26 Because my cousins are in construction and there was a lull in Michigan in like,
04:18:30 the 2000, the 20 tens, maybe some of them moved to Arizona to do work.
04:18:36 They owned construction companies,
04:18:37 and they moved to Arizona to do work in Arizona for like a good year
04:18:41 and a half to three years, because there was a lot of people move
04:18:43 in Arizona and there was not a lot of work here.
04:18:46 Yeah, if you do something like that, you're
04:18:48 flooding a lot of blue collar people to your state.
04:18:51 And you're potentially revitalizing your economy
04:18:54 by kind of pumping money into the system that's kind of broken there.
04:18:57 And then you have new taxpayers because a lot of people are leaving California.
04:19:00 So especially that area there, if you're not rich, but
04:19:04 unfortunately, that's all of whose shit's burning down, I guess.
04:19:08 Apparently. Right.
04:19:09 It's both. It's all of it, if anything. Yeah.
04:19:11 That's all you hear about.
04:19:12 Which is kind of sad, because who gives a fuck about
04:19:14 the rich people when the regular people's houses are burning to the ground?
04:19:18 Those are the true people that are well, as a regular person, I do.
04:19:22 Yeah, well, there's the matter though, especially if it's my house.
04:19:26 Does that change matters? That designation matter?
04:19:28 You have more, I have less that I think it's better or worse.
04:19:32 Yeah, I'm prejudiced, but it does to me.
04:19:34 It does to me, I guess. Yeah.
04:19:35 There's going to be people that are it devastates.
04:19:38 It does not reveal itself. There's going to be me.
04:19:40 I feel that way right now regardless.
04:19:42 Like, you know, with.
04:19:45 So yeah, I have a built in resentment.
04:19:47 I don't know why it's not fair, but I I'm not going to deny it.
04:19:50 I can see it. I can feel it.
04:19:52 So just because I can't prove it doesn't mean it doesn't exist.
04:19:55 Oh, there's,
04:19:56 there's people that have way more than me, but I have way more than other people.
04:19:59 And so I.
04:19:59 Oh yeah.
04:20:00 Yeah,
04:20:00 you got to remember,
04:20:01 even the poorest person in the United States is practically like it's
04:20:04 they've hit the lottery compared to the rest of the world right now.
04:20:08 Maybe that's maybe I've been brainwashed as an American to think that.
04:20:10 But that's what
04:20:13 I mean.
04:20:13 I can I can get cage free eggs.
04:20:15 No. Yeah, right. Hold on.
04:20:17 So I wasn't done with the last one, but we can go to cage free eggs.
04:20:19 No, man. We go right back. I just said so.
04:20:21 There was a hidden.
04:20:22 There was a hidden situation here.
04:20:24 So, it wasn't so much about it not being in the part of the Olympics, but,
04:20:29 So the judges have explained,
04:20:33 there wasn't any those decisions.
04:20:35 Yeah, there was, so the judges have made, made a statement.
04:20:38 They have, we have five criteria in the competition judging system
04:20:42 Marvin Gaye, Leon, Marvin Gaye.
04:20:44 Leon, whose stage name is m m Gill.
04:20:48 Guilty. What stage name?
04:20:51 What kind of weirdo are you?
04:20:52 Well, if I told the judge, you better be a breakdancer, right?
04:20:55 Yeah, exactly.
04:20:56 Yeah.
04:20:56 Daily mail adding tactfully her level was maybe
04:20:59 not as high as the other competitors, he continued.
04:21:03 Quote again, we were using a comparative judging system.
04:21:07 Her competitors were just better, but it doesn't mean that she did.
04:21:10 She did really bad. She did her best.
04:21:13 Well, it's not what it should be judged on, to be honest.
04:21:15 But Jillian just that he felt guns moves were representative of her country,
04:21:20 saying, quote, she was representing Australia
04:21:24 and Oceana and did her best.
04:21:27 She won the Oceana qualifier officially.
04:21:29 If some people are wondering
04:21:30 how she got into the Olympic Games, she qualified from her region.
04:21:35 Unfortunately for
04:21:36 her, the other rules were better.
04:21:39 Well, I don't understand why this is even a thing.
04:21:41 Like why does like if you're not good enough,
04:21:43 that just means your country doesn't have a representative.
04:21:47 Well, not to be rude, but for you saying there's a lot of thing.
04:21:50 See all those people behind her?
04:21:53 She want she had this goal.
04:21:56 She had this goal to be a, Olympic athlete.
04:22:00 And this was her loophole.
04:22:02 She was an Australian.
04:22:03 She knew that there was a low turnout, and all she had to do was just enter.
04:22:08 No no no no no no.
04:22:09 I saw a long story on her.
04:22:10 She is a break.
04:22:11 She's a dancer. Way before this.
04:22:13 She didn't just like, but she think that this was a loophole.
04:22:17 That though she's definitely faking it when it comes to.
04:22:20 No, she.
04:22:23 Unfortunately for her, that other girls were better.
04:22:25 That's why she didn't score any votes in her rounds.
04:22:28 In a separate interview with The Big Black Cock, BBC.
04:22:31 I don't know why they would. It's weird.
04:22:33 Jillian emphasize his an admiration for Reagan
04:22:36 and praising her innovative choreography, innovative choreography, breaking his all
04:22:41 about originality and bringing something new to the table
04:22:43 and is exactly what Reagan was doing, he said.
04:22:46 So this was,
04:22:48 the Paris closing ceremonies unfolding.
04:22:51 So this is when the Olympics were closing.
04:22:53 So this is after the events and after her losing her for the
04:23:00 most part, she was
04:23:02 looking to get a million people rather.
04:23:08 Do you is this something that you feel that,
04:23:12 techniques you.
04:23:14 Yeah.
04:23:15 Like the way what she chicken.
04:23:18 What she chicken. What
04:23:21 a chicken.
04:23:22 That that right there is like a chicken attack.
04:23:25 That's tough to do.
04:23:28 Somebody is going to throw a chicken at her.
04:23:29 She's so good.
04:23:31 Wait a minute.
04:23:32 Is she made out of rubber? No.
04:23:38 Oh, yeah.
04:23:40 That's the top, you know.
04:23:42 Oh, but
04:23:46 but but so not in the 2020.
04:23:48 No, no, but games hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate.
04:23:52 Why all the hate?
04:23:54 But for the.
04:23:56 Do you hate racoons or you hate women?
04:23:58 Chicken chicken chicken chicken.
04:24:04 Oh. See,
04:24:11 I see no difference in this.
04:24:17 Giga I
04:24:20 that's exactly what she doing.
04:24:23 Was it
04:24:25 pretty close?
04:24:27 Holy shit.
04:24:29 He jump from shoulder to shoulder.
04:24:31 Did you see that I was bleeding?
04:24:33 Really? Observe the.
04:24:36 Watch the shoulder. Watch.
04:24:38 He's on one shoulder when he hops to the other fucking shoulder.
04:24:42 Right
04:24:44 there and cut himself on his
04:24:46 elbow, I it was, it was, you know what they showed in a slow motion.
04:24:50 So it wasn't quite as cool as I thought.
04:24:53 Yeah. I couldn't tell the difference.
04:24:54 It looked just like Reagan to me.
04:24:55 I was elbow deep.
04:24:58 That was Reagan, right?
04:25:00 It's pronounced Reagan. Yeah.
04:25:02 Her name is Rachel Gunn.
04:25:04 Rachel.
04:25:05 Rachel. One.
04:25:08 I think she should be put in a cage.
04:25:12 I'm going to say my joke again.
04:25:14 So effective January 1st, 2025, Michigan
04:25:17 law states the retailers can only sell cage free eggs.
04:25:20 Why are there caged eggs?
04:25:25 Are they are the eggs running away?
04:25:28 I don't know, but I didn't know this was a thing.
04:25:32 And, it's already a fact that there was no eggs in the.
04:25:35 There were zero eggs. They had no eggs. Well, because
04:25:39 they never option the I
04:25:41 like the option is we have,
04:25:45 we sell no cage caged eggs.
04:25:47 Do you know what I do?
04:25:48 See? No, I see the eggs out of the carton.
04:25:51 What about the fake?
04:25:52 The perfect eggs is that they want you to buy that shit up on the.
04:25:55 What is that what that is?
04:25:56 I mean, cage free eggs, like they're still caged.
04:25:59 I don't know if you guys knew, but they're still caged.
04:26:03 It's just a bigger Cajuns made out of wood.
04:26:05 Yeah, it's lower cage and they're allowed to, like, run around once in a while.
04:26:10 It's like jail. It's still like jail.
04:26:11 They have, like, recess.
04:26:13 The elementary school is like an hour to kind of run into, into a larger cage.
04:26:18 And then there's scurried back.
04:26:20 And so here I'm going to play devil's advocate and argue the other side.
04:26:22 Well, that's still better than being in a tiny little box cage.
04:26:27 It is.
04:26:29 But what are you going to do?
04:26:30 I don't know, animals, the other animals.
04:26:33 I don't want them to suffer.
04:26:34 That's fine.
04:26:34 Just put them out of their misery really fast so we can eat them well.
04:26:39 And we have control.
04:26:40 If we didn't eat them, something else would.
04:26:42 It's so against their.
04:26:43 It's so unfair and against them,
04:26:45 because if one of them actually were to like make it out,
04:26:48 animal control would probably get called and the poor chickens
04:26:51 are going to get captured.
04:26:54 It's going
04:26:54 to get attacked by animal control. Yep.
04:26:58 So you'll notice this change in our store throughout December
04:27:00 as we remove the conventional from our assortment,
04:27:05 the conventional eggs from our assortment
04:27:07 to ensure we are compliant with the new law.
04:27:10 Okay, well, why don't you?
04:27:11 So hold on. Here's where I was again.
04:27:13 I don't like it when somebody else thinks they're smarter than everyone else. Law.
04:27:18 What is the like?
04:27:20 Why don't have the option
04:27:21 if if it was if cage free eggs were really that much better?
04:27:24 People's choice.
04:27:25 Educated consumers would go, we don't want the cage.
04:27:29 We don't want the caged eggs. They don't taste as good.
04:27:31 Or they, you know, it's just not morally or ethically fair.
04:27:34 And they would just people wouldn't buy them
04:27:36 by not having the option, they created an automatic shortage.
04:27:40 And guess what's going to happen to the price of eggs
04:27:43 now they're already up.
04:27:44 And then the cage free ones are even more expensive.
04:27:47 And so yeah, there's this is like a
04:27:49 this is convincing me that we do not live in a free market.
04:27:53 If we ever did, we don't anymore.
04:27:58 So in other news,
04:27:59 it sounds like it sounds like they have to like
04:28:02 in other news, I just all of the they have to remove all of the caged eggs.
04:28:06 Yeah I have therefore I have a quote. Perfect.
04:28:09 And then what are they doing in all of the cage free eggs.
04:28:12 That way there's no there's no chance of there
04:28:14 being an accidental of a cage being put on the cage.
04:28:18 What are they, just Michigan.
04:28:19 So did they just create an egg black market?
04:28:21 Get rid of them.
04:28:23 Hey, man,
04:28:23 I got a bunch of caged chickens, and I don't know what to do with the eggs.
04:28:26 You want to buy some eggs?
04:28:28 Did they take the caged eggs?
04:28:30 Guard the cage.
04:28:30 That chicken, I don't know, cage chicken eggs and throw them away?
04:28:33 Or do they sell them all first?
04:28:36 Well, that's.
04:28:36 They didn't just stop. They just. It's only Michigan.
04:28:38 It's not the whole United States. It doesn't say.
04:28:40 Just throw them away first.
04:28:41 U.S. no,
04:28:44 they could eggs out of here.
04:28:45 Well, that's why they said you'll notice a change in our stores.
04:28:47 They did it slowly throughout December. We're going to remove them.
04:28:50 Well, they sold out, but they still they still which you should read.
04:28:53 We're not going to restock until you buy them all. Yeah.
04:28:56 You just buy them all and then they're gone. Right.
04:28:57 Get rid of them.
04:28:58 But the farmers didn't release all that.
04:29:00 The farmers are like, you know what'll happen
04:29:02 if I just let all my chickens go to the fucking wolves?
04:29:04 They're going to eat them, and I'm going to lose my entire generation of chickens.
04:29:06 Thought, you know what's going to happen.
04:29:08 You know what's going to happen, cage.
04:29:11 Fuck!
04:29:12 I'm too slow today. Son of a bitch. Five.
04:29:14 Try to attack in the middle of the night and you kill chickens.
04:29:19 You killed my chickens!
04:29:22 Chicken, chicken, chicken chicken.
04:29:25 Birds. You like suckers.
04:29:28 Oh, that makes sense.
04:29:31 Oh, what's it?
04:29:34 What's his name?
04:29:35 And the chicken attack my dad.
04:29:36 I don't know his name.
04:29:38 Rock worker,
04:29:40 Rutherford, older for,
04:29:43 I don't know, but, whichever of them
04:29:46 he, he,
04:29:50 he is chickens.
04:29:52 His. I understand now.
04:29:53 His chickens were in cages.
04:29:55 That's why they killed them all. Attack!
04:29:57 I thought he was bitching it fucking.
04:29:59 I thought he was bitching at, You know, I thought
04:30:02 there was too much hummus on his chicken, if you know what I'm saying.
04:30:06 Damn it.
04:30:07 But his chickens were just in a cage north of them.
04:30:10 No, yamaka.
04:30:12 So I already thought of it, but I'm not.
04:30:14 It's more fun you trying to figure it out.
04:30:17 God damn it, I grew literally.
04:30:19 Where's my history?
04:30:21 Yeah, it's pretty rough to think of, like.
04:30:23 Like, how do I insert something? What?
04:30:24 I don't know what I'm trying to search for, but it's not in there.
04:30:27 I don't know, like,
04:30:28 think of something that he was on and then you can find it that way.
04:30:30 I can't find it. It's not me. It wasn't on much.
04:30:32 He was on like Doctor Doolittle, too.
04:30:34 That's about it.
04:30:37 You know what?
04:30:37 He was like a minor character in Doctor Who.
04:30:39 Do liver.
04:30:40 Got it already?
04:30:41 Oh, that's right in the comments. What's his name?
04:30:44 What's this guy's back in the middle of the night and you kill chickens?
04:30:49 You killed my chickens.
04:30:52 Got it? My best
04:30:55 bird, you creep!
04:30:57 Relative of the 500
04:31:00 man, Michael Rutherford
04:31:02 Rappaport, you terrorist.
04:31:06 Rappaport.
04:31:07 I read proxy miserable.
04:31:12 You killed my dick in
04:31:14 chicken, chicken chicken chicken chicken
04:31:17 chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken.
04:31:21 Chicken. Chicken. Chicken. Chicken.
04:31:22 Chicken. Chicken.
04:31:23 Chicken. Chicken. Chicken. Chicken.
04:31:26 Just come charging up.
04:31:28 And then I was kicking it like this kicking it off repeatedly.
04:31:31 And the animal just kept charging, the blood gushing out, almost evil.
04:31:35 Sinister.
04:31:38 Oh this is almost evil.
04:31:39 Sinister.
04:31:46 My cozy cottage dream.
04:31:49 Well, wait.
04:31:50 What cozy cottage dream? That was her cozy cottage dream.
04:31:53 It looked like a fucking mansion that I'm having.
04:31:55 I'm happy.
04:31:56 I'm happy to one again. Oh, you poor thing.
04:31:58 I'm happening one like, if if my if, like,
04:32:02 my parents cottage burned down, I would be, like sad.
04:32:05 But I wouldn't like posted on the internet going, oh my God, what if this happen?
04:32:09 Would you post this?
04:32:12 Oh, attack.
04:32:14 Look there people get a Botox in the time Botox.
04:32:17 This is why women aren't allowed to drive boats.
04:32:21 Okay, the guy up go.
04:32:22 This was way too much. No, no, check it out.
04:32:25 Wait. I was about to say.
04:32:26 Oh, I was about to say the guy up on top was so calm.
04:32:30 Look, the guy on top was so calm, so stupid.
04:32:32 Yeah, he had a swim.
04:32:32 He had no idea till he got to the edge. Watch.
04:32:35 The moment he realizes what's happening.
04:32:37 You're just full of water on his back.
04:32:38 Just so God can't see, can't see.
04:32:42 And then all of a sudden he's like, oh my God, we're in the wrong spot
04:32:45 right there on the short side.
04:32:50 It's gonna be a couple.
04:32:52 Oh, this is good.
04:32:55 Excellent, good.
04:32:57 But it's still going in the concrete.
04:32:59 Now, there's a moment for this
04:33:02 that is concrete.
04:33:03 He just said that you can see the way it's all through it.
04:33:05 Yeah. Look at the dust. What's going on?
04:33:09 What's going on?
04:33:11 Yeah, right. Exactly.
04:33:13 He's gonna arrive.
04:33:15 It's going well.
04:33:16 You're like, you guys all right?
04:33:17 Drove across stupid.
04:33:21 Do you guys know what just happened?
04:33:23 Or do we need to explain it?
04:33:27 I don't know if I was on the boat.
04:33:28 I'm sure he's actually.
04:33:29 I was like, oh, this guy's in a boat.
04:33:31 Yeah, I was going to say I would be standing right there,
04:33:33 but they didn't have a choice.
04:33:34 Yeah, he probably had to get the fuck out of the way.
04:33:38 Oh my God, you're in our sponsor, right?
04:33:40 Is it like a wound in your body?
04:33:42 Are you not supposed to back up?
04:33:43 Do you look back up, back the fuck up.
04:33:47 There he goes. Now,
04:33:50 maybe it takes that long for them to take care.
04:33:53 Yeah, but she's taking the pier with him.
04:33:56 Oh, that's not bad.
04:33:59 Good love that.
04:33:59 There's probably more damage underneath, for sure.
04:34:01 There's much more damage to me.
04:34:03 But like I said, I don't know about damage underneath.
04:34:05 I've repeated the my my statement on there.
04:34:07 I stay away from the suction in the front.
04:34:09 No, the suction in the front.
04:34:11 I think it's meant for taking you from the fact,
04:34:14 not the whole entire thing there.
04:34:16 The little cow catcher thing,
04:34:18 or whale cage attack.
04:34:21 Yeah, that was a good.
04:34:23 Yeah. People get in the boat.
04:34:24 Accidents on accident, man.
04:34:26 Sometimes boats actually attacked you.
04:34:30 Dude, I couldn't figure out how to be a human today.
04:34:33 He got into a boat accident.
04:34:35 Look, I went to.
04:34:37 I went to post our reference. Sorry.
04:34:39 I went to post our live stream on X
04:34:42 and I was greeted with this.
04:34:46 Your account has been locked. What happened?
04:34:47 We found some usual activity that's normal, blah blah blah.
04:34:49 I had to pass an Ark rose to our coast challenge.
04:34:53 I mean, well, I didn't know at first, so I took it
04:34:56 and then this is what happened and it took me a while.
04:35:00 I don't know if you can figure this out. This is what I was greeted with next.
04:35:06 This was my first one.
04:35:07 Use the arrows.
04:35:08 Move the person to indicate to the indicated seat.
04:35:12 And I was like, what?
04:35:14 Forget what?
04:35:15 I forget what I was doing at one point, but I was trying to sign up for something
04:35:21 and I ran across some shit like this where it was like,
04:35:23 yeah, like literally a challenge.
04:35:26 Like it was like, yeah.
04:35:27 So after I did like, failed a few of them and I did like, what first
04:35:31 I thought you moved.
04:35:32 I thought one arrow moved her up and one moved her over.
04:35:35 But no, you got to move through all the seats, one at a time.
04:35:37 Tung tung, tung, tung, tung, tung, tung, tung tung.
04:35:39 And you have to match.
04:35:40 You have to put her in seat 42.
04:35:42 That symbol, like, you know, X and Y.
04:35:44 And it's kind of there's
04:35:45 a little bit of skew when it comes to like how it's drawn and where the layout is.
04:35:49 So yeah, it started flipping around with the colors change
04:35:51 right to to to fake out eye but not but at first to fake me out.
04:35:55 It's just fine obviously.
04:35:56 And now that I've done it, it's stupidly easy.
04:35:58 I get it, but I failed.
04:36:00 I failed the first time, so I it says I've done it, told me I was not human.
04:36:06 I've done one where it was like.
04:36:08 Like it was like 10 or 12 different ones.
04:36:13 And then if you fucked one up, you, you got booted
04:36:16 and you had to start over from the beginning.
04:36:18 And so I just gave up because I just couldn't get past
04:36:22 it was like a fucking video game.
04:36:23 Like it's like I just like
04:36:25 I was embarrassed you. If you don't want me
04:36:27 to sign up for your shit, I guess I just won't sign up for it.
04:36:29 I don't know, the first time I ever failed human.
04:36:34 Yeah,
04:36:36 well, we are, we are in lockstep with that one.
04:36:39 Yawn.
04:36:41 Get me.
04:36:41 Get you like that, pop. Get.
04:36:46 I think we're lockstep.
04:36:51 I think that's about it.
04:36:52 Right?
04:36:53 Just this
04:36:55 what it is.
04:36:57 Is that all the,
04:37:01 That are the voicemails?
04:37:03 JD Vance?
04:37:04 Is it is there one more,
04:37:07 can he present that?
04:37:08 He can't. He's,
04:37:10 who said this?
04:37:11 Because JD Vance is not the one who can do the partying.
04:37:15 I know that's the more he plans on being.
04:37:17 Hey, Trump, can you do that?
04:37:19 He could ask. He could advise Trump.
04:37:21 Oh, you can ask him. Yeah. You can go, hey.
04:37:23 But it's like he can't promise that because you can't.
04:37:27 He can promise that he can ask Trump.
04:37:30 But he's not the one who has that kind of power.
04:37:33 It's weird that that would be the I know that I, I did learn that though, right?
04:37:37 That's not a quote, is there?
04:37:39 The vice president has two responsibilities listed.
04:37:42 He says,
04:37:43 do you know what his does anybody know what the two responsibilities of the vice
04:37:47 president are
04:37:49 back.
04:37:49 What is the other one is obviously to replace the president in case of
04:37:55 what do they call that the succession of power.
04:37:58 The second one is
04:38:01 do you know.
04:38:02 No. Yeah.
04:38:04 The to break the tie in the Senate.
04:38:10 Which actually happened in the Senate.
04:38:12 Kamala Harris could they could have abolished one of the spy bills coming up.
04:38:16 Oh I was 50.
04:38:17 I can say that anymore.
04:38:18 More than it was 5050.
04:38:20 And she freaking voted for it, which is why I didn't like her.
04:38:26 Right.
04:38:26 That wasn't the only thing they're gonna try at the mighty Kamala.
04:38:31 Come on out with a brawler.
04:38:32 Where to go? The corner he comes. Oh, my.
04:38:35 I'll tell you, I'm very surprised because Kamala lost his instinct to fight.
04:38:39 Kamala was listening to the people around ringside.
04:38:42 He's opening his heart to hit the that he he he feels what they feel.
04:38:48 Sorry.
04:38:49 Tell me that that's a big Bigfoot
04:38:52 that is bigger.
04:38:53 That's got the same like posture.
04:38:57 It's way better photo I would
04:38:59 I would shoot that Bigfoot.
04:39:04 Look at my gun, I gotta go.
04:39:05 Nice. Watch this.
04:39:07 No, I'm just kidding.
04:39:08 Don't.
04:39:08 No, no, don't do that.
04:39:10 0000.
04:39:12 Trying to.
04:39:19 Son of a bitch.
04:39:20 Jaws gone.
04:39:21 Draw! Oh, no.
04:39:23 No, no!
04:39:24 Dude.
04:39:33 It's the Brady and Joshua Brady and Joe Gary.
04:39:37 As above and so below.
04:39:40 Because he's so close. Brady.
04:39:42 And for sure, we're doing it our way.
04:39:46 We're gonna make it make our dreams come true.
04:39:49 Brady.
04:39:50 And your show it's Brady and Raw.
04:39:53 It's their show now Brady draw.
04:40:30 This.