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You. The
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time is now 10:01 p.m..
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Do you know if your endeavors are headed towards success?
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Hi, I'm Gary, and welcome to Fladge Rants Live.
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Today I want to try a concept monologue.
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A prototype, if you would.
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Normally my my thoughts are scattered like,
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like buckshot all over the place, and, and so I thought
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if it would, it might help if I narrate my monologue. So.
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So sometimes I, I dip into this or that or the other thing,
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I'll go like Star Wars for, for instance, today
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the topic is try and I believe it was Yoda that famously said do or do not.
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There is no try.
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And I don't mean to contradict Master Yoda or put down
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anybody from the Jedi Council or formally from the Jedi Council, but
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in certain contexts that applies in context.
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That is, it was an accurate statement.
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He was talking to Luke Skywalker, who was whiny little bitch.
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Trying to elevate his X-Wing starfighter out of the swamp.
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So the marsh there.
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Well, and when he said, I can't believe it.
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And Yoda said, that is why you failed.
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I think the only two sentences sentences he spoke in forward order were those two.
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But the the language,
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is is what I, it's not
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specifically correct because,
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you can't try means,
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you know, a sample test, or an attempt.
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Now, that and so from a certain point of view,
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in certain circumstances, it is mailing it in.
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It's just, you know, well, I tried, and, you know,
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good parents usually tell their kids as long as you tried your best
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and that's,
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that's mailing in advice.
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That's, that's that's the participation trophy that I, I can't get behind.
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So. So that was like, my opening stuff.
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And then I usually go into, like, the Greeks or something crazy.
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Like, I love to get a rant in.
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Here's just a one liner.
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I am angry that we were told that the pyramids were burial sites for
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Egyptian nobility, despite zero evidence supporting that conclusion.
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So I it's so I like to go go with that.
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Now, there's, there's a bunch of ways
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I could go with this, like, trial and error.
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Great way to figure stuff out.
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The scientific method.
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That that's that's how you get stuff done.
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I, I've been, I've been working with,
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making knives, and they're getting better and better.
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So I'm trying to get better and, or or I'm trying to learn a language.
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I, I I, I've made the joke several times.
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Try a new recipe. I it's not a joke.
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I tried savory hand pies, today, like savory little meat pies.
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And it was less than spectacular.
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Way too salty and a little too dry.
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So, that's like a personal anecdote, but.
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But sometimes I'll just go back, and to say, like,
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the, the self referencing paradoxes.
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I, I've covered this before, but the liar's paradox,
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the, ephemeral is paradox is a good example.
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Liar's paradox.
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He was from Crete and he said, All Christians are liars.
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Now, the language here is what will, catch you, throw you for a loop.
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It's it's either he's not a liar.
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He's from Crete.
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So he's a Crete Cretan, which, by the way,
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we call, you know, lowlife scumbags, Cretans.
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Or as the British say, cretins.
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Well, I, for manatees, was a Christian.
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He was from Crete.
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That's an island 200 miles south of Greece.
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It's part of Greece, and it's just an island out there.
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And f amenities was a philosopher, and he was quite right
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that, his little statement causes a paradox that not is as clean cut.
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A paradox is. This statement is false.
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If that statement is, if you're trusting the
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the truthfulness of the statement, the statement is false.
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It fails in a loop.
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And so it's a self referencing loop statement.
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And that's a limitation of language.
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It's not it's not really
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it's not really a logical fallacy.
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It's not a flaw in your thinking.
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It is a limitation caused by language.
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Now a lot of people have tried to get around this.
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One notable example of, task is hierarchies.
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Now, Tarski decided that
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you needed a meta language to refer to the language you were using.
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So, a scale of,
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like the, the, the thing you're talking about.
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And if you're referring to the thing you're talking about, that's not,
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it's it's superseded by the language itself.
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So there's, you've got a meta language to speak of the, the language.
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And that
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is an attempt
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to, defy the paradox.
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There. I've got so much more. So.
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So, right, I, I'm trying to also, narrate my monologue.
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That's where I got sidebar and I want to get back on track,
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but I, I heard about the Leningrad Codex
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this week, so I kind of want to get into that for a minute.
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And, there's a lot of,
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old texts that we have tried to translate
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and,
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when we,
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when we translated into a new language,
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there's another limitation of language.
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We may be missing some of the important things,
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like, like, the Muslims say
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the Koran was divinely inspired
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and a miracle in and of itself because of the way it's written.
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Well, this Leningrad codex is,
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an early version of the Hebrew Bible.
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And if you, use the skip code
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where you just pick out every 16th letter, it has a different message,
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and there's a, there's a message in there that if you read like there's
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two diagonals that point at each other, that read something about,
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North Korea, gets,
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a nuclear holocaust, like
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North Korea didn't
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exist at the time like that.
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That sounds like an actual like that's something that could really happen.
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So that's spooky. That's the.
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So that's the Leningrad, Codex.
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There's a, there are a few documents that we haven't
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thoroughly, examined.
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We need we need more people working on it.
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So to try
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something like, you can try, new recipe.
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You know, you could taste something or,
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make an attempt at something.
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But, let's
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here I'm going to go back to a personal note.
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This last Saturday, my beloved Detroit Lions
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failed to advance.
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Oh, no.
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We suck again.
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Oh, no. We suck again.
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Let me be clear about this.
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This is not the curse of Bobby Lane.
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Curse of Bobby Lane was 1958, and he just 50 years old.
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And there's no such thing as a curse, by the way, Bobby, by the way,
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there's no such thing as a curse.
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But he did say we wouldn't win in the playoffs for 50 years,
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and that that held up, actually, in my lifetime, which has been 50 years
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and a half decade, I've been a fan of,
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decade century.
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Holy crap, that half a century that I've been a Lions fan,
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I've seen three playoff wins.
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So, the curse has been lifted.
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Anyway, he got traded to the Pittsburgh Steelers back in 1958, and he was pissed.
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And he said the Lions wouldn't win in the playoffs for 50 years.
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And the curse is lifted.
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But here's the thing we played not the Washington Redskins.
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We played the Washington Commanders.
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It sounds like, Harlem Globetrotters opponent.
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Oh my goodness.
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So, a lot of people say, you know, pray for our team.
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And, then the what the guard prefers the, the team that wins.
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Well, both teams are trying to win.
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Like, if you go in to a pep talk and say,
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hey, guys, try to win, you're falling a little shy.
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And that's another limitation of language here.
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See, once again, buckshot all over the place.
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This this is how scattered my brain works and,
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why our show is getting, what, three, 4000 views.
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But, like the,
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like the word.
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Well, the the limitations in language.
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Oh, shoot.
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I forgot where I was going with that, of course.
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But my superpower is like life's bridges all over the place.
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Oh, that is one of my superpowers.
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So the limitations of language.
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Gosh, if I could only remember where I was going with that.
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But I did want to get into another another little history lesson.
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Anybody in the comments tell me
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what caused the fall of Babylon?
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I just just wanted to know if anybody knows
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what Babylon the the first great city in civilization,
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fell due to anybody.
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Anybody? Bueller?
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Bueller?
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Time's up.
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Cyrus the great of Persia.
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He tried to make the great Persian Empire and succeeded.
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Here's the thing about Cyrus the Great.
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Though thou he should be mentioned in, as a as a conquering,
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leader,
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like Jewish Julius Caesar and Alexander the Great.
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He should be mentioned with those guys.
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And you will tell,
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What he's talking about.
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Oh, there's this brother. Hey, brother.
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So, Cyrus the Great believe
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they're answering your question about what caused the fall of Babylon.
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Oh, nice. Good. Got of boys.
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But you're wrong.
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It was Cyrus the Great.
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And, And here's what made him so great.
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He came up with the first Bill of rights.
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He, outlawed slavery.
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He, opened up, freedom of religion.
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I'm a big fan of freedom of religion.
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Then that might surprise you a bit.
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And I wish I could remember where I was going with my,
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my limitations of language, because that was a good take.
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But I failed to write it down on my notes because I didn't really write
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very many notes.
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I was trying to do this off the cuff because it comes out cost a lot better
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if I do.
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But this week I did finish my Q3 and I'm very proud of it.
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And that's what it looks like.
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I also tried a recipe for
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pecan pie bars and brother,
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gave it a rave review and he says he wants more.
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And so I took a picture of the the Tupperware I have full of a new recipe.
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I was trying and, I've still got quite a few of them on hand.
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I also tried a new forge project where I took one of these.
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It's a railroad tie.
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The railroad spike. Pardon me.
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And I made it into this, which I'm not done yet,
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but you can see where I'm forging in integral guard.
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But look at the size differential.
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So I found this out pretty well so far.
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It's going to be a pretty serious knife as opposed to this which is just this
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little dinky thing I've been pounding it for almost a year now,
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and, if anybody remembers what I was going to say
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about a limitation of language, that was supposed to be my whole point,
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and I forgot what I was saying.
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Does that help?
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Only God can do.
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Only God can do it.
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Only God can do it. Only God can do it.
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Do do do do do do do do the.
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Do it, do it, do it, do it.
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Only God can do it. Only God can do it.
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Only God can do it.
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Only God can do,
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do it.
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Do do do do do it.
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I like to do do do do.
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Only God can do it.
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Only God can do it.
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Only God. He's. He's trying hard to do it.
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Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo.
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That is a dog dancing around, right?
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There.
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Really small on my street.
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Doing doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo.
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Yeah.
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It's got to be Instagram or Facebook because I can't make it full screen.
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I'm going to try not to freeze to death
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as single digit temperatures in here.
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I've got a I got a fan blowing.
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I mean, it's a little warm.
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I've got my jacket you did to wear your muted but it is it is.
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Help I'll get back here I'll get back to the limitations of, language.
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But I want to address the neat the great comment.
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Now needs a great ask.
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First of all hold on.
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Yeah.
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Let's, let's we should reflect more on the good commenters first.
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Oh, right.
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Oh, that was the great.
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We have another great theme song too.
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Before we get to that segment so we can circle,
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I'll make you a special,
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you know what?
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I'm not even allowed there.
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I, I'm not allowed to even go back, so I'm not going to drop you off any gladness.
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Okay? We're going to thank you right now for you.
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Can we do some?
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I so I also.
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Oh, my. Oh,
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what I'm trying to find a job
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is with little to no fact that they, they don't want you to go
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near there as if they're afraid of some kind of threat from you.
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Like you. It's the.
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That's the funniest part of it all, to be honest, can I?
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I wanted to ask if anyone that knows, you know, that you'd be the last person
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going like they
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they didn't even escort me out.
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They didn't.
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I mean, they didn't because they they know.
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They know I'm harmless.
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Can I call and get a comment from them?
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Would you mind if I called you get a comment from them.
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I mean, you're allowed to do whatever you want.
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You're free.
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Yes, I am, but I just because I'm allowed to do something
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doesn't just mean I should with them.
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No, I should not go to lunch.
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Nicole, I'm so sorry.
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I should definitely avoid that place.
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Well, depends on how hot the lunch is.
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I mean, if it's a sexy lunch, I mean, I sometimes.
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Oh, yes.
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I see where you're going with that very cute draw,
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but, no, their lunches are good.
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Guys, can I get you in our little department?
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But, the guys don't even participate anymore.
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Like, I was the only one that showed up at the last lunch of the guys
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so that that tradition has fallen by the wayside.
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That Chelsea's on her way out.
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She put in her two weeks, so, like, she's.
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The department's kind of falling apart,
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so there's usually three guys, three girls.
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Now there's two guys, two girls.
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I'm sure they're training someone to to replace me.
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It's almost like, oh, no, we suck again.
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That applies to more things than just the lines, apparently.
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See if there's any more jobs in there.
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Keep up with these comments.
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You can send a call the link if you want
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to just, Oh, that's a great idea.
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I do like getting dressed up.
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I can't see
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I see Brady's dressed up.
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Oh, yeah? Good.
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We're all leaving.
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Yeah, I'm just clicking my run up. Brady.
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Brady rabbit.
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I'm not like a gangster thug, so I don't really put my hood up.
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It's literally that's like the outfit from a mile.
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Yeah.
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Just me being cold.
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Is that my idea? You trying to mock someone?
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It's just going to be cold. Voted for the.
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I thought you had a fan on.
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Are you mocking me?
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I do, that's why I fan on because of my get up here.
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I'm so fucking hot. You don't.
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But see, once you start the day with the hat.
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That's it.
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Well, yeah.
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This is himself in the basement.
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No, man, I, I I'm in my office chair in the living room.
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The fuck are you talking about?
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I don't fucking know.
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I thought you were in the basement.
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I thought you had mom's basement drinking Bud Light.
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See, that's in the same insult. They said.
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You're in mom's basement and your office chairs in the living room,
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so I'm confused.
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Scott is doing your job.
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Oh, my God, he's a catastrophe.
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He's allowed to say Scott is a name in the, in the lexicon of names.
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And I don't want to piss off
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all the Scott's in the world and have a but I know Scott Cabana,
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so maybe I shouldn't, like, didn't we get a dog two weeks ago?
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Dan Dan Dan I, I was so close.
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They and they and Dan so gross back in the day
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and that's that's why we had a comment like Dan missed this.
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The comments have been open since like 430 this afternoon.
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By 5:00 we already had Nate the Great.
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I have a genuine question.
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Why do you harass David?
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Seriously?
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Sure, he ignored you, but
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it was his choice to do so.
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Everyone has the right to ignore
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just as much as they have the right to speak.
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What he's loving that his name's Nate DeRozan.
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He be on his brother's shit when it comes to food.
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He needs a truck.
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Why you gotta be that way man?
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Be honest.
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Robin up Popeyes.
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He's loving this about me.
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You call that a diss?
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You nothing but a hater.
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Boy, I call that a bitch.
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Try losing weight, Nate, but your ass.
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Can't you fucking piece of shit I'ma send you to fat.
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Can't remember them
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biggest when you write, sweetie packs you sweeter than the candy pack.
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Plus your own frame. Fat.
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All right, that's all we need is a nice Nate.
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This I found online casino.
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I don't think that's fair. He has a genuine question.
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And you come back with an immature diss.
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He may not even be fat.
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The the question is slanted.
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It's, it's even acknowledging that he started it.
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So you're I'm actual.
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I'm playing fuze is your response
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to you're still actively harassing David?
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No, no.
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Dan, this was just his name is Dan.
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I thought it was Doug.
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What time you harassed David?
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Like, right before.
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Like before you got fired, right?
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Like. Yeah. It was. Yeah. Three weeks ago.
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Did you really harass them or did you just ask them questions?
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I I'm confused directly to him.
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I asked him what the reason was for his bizarre behavior.
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I told him, and then I, you know, I started enjoying
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the fact that he couldn't respond to me by his own choice, like like it says.
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And so I can't say anything to him.
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And he couldn't, like, he had no rebuttal.
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So I started being really mean and really harassing him.
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And then I thought that was too mean. And then,
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and then I just thought it was such bizarre behavior.
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It was worth mentioning because it's like, what are for the psychopath,
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for the lay, for our new viewers, listeners, whatever.
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What would this bizarre behavior be?
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It sounds weird, right? What is it?
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Well, but in the same vein,
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if he has every right to be quiet, doesn't Gary have every right to talk?
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Is there a way?
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I'm sorry. Do you work in a no talking zone?
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No, no, it's a matter of fact.
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We have to communicate or he's harassing me.
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But this is kind of a logical.
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This is kind of an illogical question, but
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did he ever in his state of being silent, ask you to stop talking?
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Never, ever, ever.
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Wouldn't that have been more productive if it was actually an issue?
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So again, I, I go back to an adult who did not have an issue with this at all.
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It's just Dan's loved ones, for whatever reason, that have nothing better to do.
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But finally, instead of infighting, they're like, wow.
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And they coalesced as one give it to my mouth.
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They single handedly doubled our views.
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I've never been more proud and impressed with the way a group can come together
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and hate so much, so fast, right?
00:22:26
It's.
00:22:27
Yeah, but without controversy, we don't really have a like
00:22:31
it just peaked interest in our show, which is fantastic.
00:22:35
But read Nicole's comment. Go ahead.
00:22:38
You can't read that. Why can't you read that comment?
00:22:40
It's tiny on the screen.
00:22:43
Don't you have a phone call?
00:22:44
Has read his Nicole, have you read his screen name?
00:22:46
I don't I don't think you understand. I
00:22:50
she threw in an extra word since Gary's child, I can't swear.
00:22:53
I guess I'll read it.
00:22:54
Nate the great. The not great eat shit.
00:22:57
Interesting. Yeah.
00:22:59
Why would she say it's weird?
00:23:01
No. Just like, it is his choice to not to ignore me.
00:23:06
It is my choice to not,
00:23:09
speak any profanity.
00:23:12
Yeah.
00:23:13
At the same time, it's like it's so separated from what it was like.
00:23:17
You're not allowed to like to discuss this incident going forward in your life.
00:23:21
Like you have to stop talking about it forever.
00:23:23
Like you can't just I. Yes, I have absolutely.
00:23:26
You have to appease was even on my mind. Lycett.
00:23:29
The draw. That's a brilliantly profound question.
00:23:31
And the answer is yes.
00:23:32
We have to appease the weak people because the strong people don't give a fuck.
00:23:35
Yeah.
00:23:37
That's sad.
00:23:38
That's a sad state of affairs with this country.
00:23:40
Although it's all changed today.
00:23:42
New country right?
00:23:44
Oh, yeah.
00:23:44
Yeah.
00:23:45
We had this whole it was a MLK day. Oh.
00:23:48
Also coldest day so far.
00:23:52
My heart for the I have an eight minute MLK clip.
00:23:55
Whenever you're whenever we do whenever we need an eight eight minute break.
00:23:59
Too early now. Well, yeah, it is.
00:24:00
I've got,
00:24:01
I've got a Did you get guys, it's been going around the news cycles and
00:24:06
social media even though some people don't I don't know, on social media.
00:24:10
The, the, the, hold on, hold on, hold on during the, please stop.
00:24:14
Please stop commenting. If you're driving.
00:24:17
Hahaha.
00:24:18
No, seriously, we have a safe way where you can communicate with us.
00:24:22
It's the perfect, very safe driver.
00:24:24
Five. Eight. Six. Three.
00:24:26
That's three.
00:24:27
Okay, go ahead and call in with all your comments while you're driving.
00:24:30
Let's stay safe.
00:24:32
Yeah, she's supposed to be jealous.
00:24:34
Oh, Gary, that's the issue.
00:24:37
And that's the issue.
00:24:38
So, you know, I made Gary forget what he was going to say.
00:24:41
So yeah, I know, I know that, one fan
00:24:44
that, was harassing those other fans at, the Eagles game, was it?
00:24:48
I think.
00:24:50
Oh yeah. The Eagles game.
00:24:52
Yeah. You heard about that? No, I did not.
00:24:54
After reviewing the play, the runner was sure the goal was.
00:25:01
So that's a harassing fan.
00:25:02
Oh my God dude I had I talked
00:25:05
that's me at the Michigan Michigan State Central game.
00:25:10
Dude that's exactly the bitch.
00:25:12
Listen, if you go back to the episode, I was ranting about a guy
00:25:15
I think I remember I wore my Central Michigan shit.
00:25:17
That's like the Packers person at a fucking at a Spartans game.
00:25:20
Just because my son went to central and they were they were fair, dude.
00:25:24
The Spartans won, obviously, but for the first half
00:25:26
they were losing and I was I was cheering and there was this asshole in my ear.
00:25:30
I couldn't have explained it more than this is showing.
00:25:33
He literally just sat there.
00:25:35
Play it I hate this, I hate this guy already.
00:25:38
Yeah.
00:25:39
Okay.
00:25:39
Well, don't don't all don't.
00:25:43
The worst part is though, is nobody came to my defense
00:25:46
because they were all Spartan fans.
00:25:49
Oh yeah, I know what they're trying to claim here
00:25:51
is that they didn't really want to be too outrageous or too combative
00:25:54
because of their around Eagles fans.
00:25:59
Yeah, the guy had actually physically
00:26:01
touched me twice.
00:26:04
Well, how you manage to do that?
00:26:05
You went right into a fucking that great.
00:26:06
No it was it was from his show because I was going to play the clip independently.
00:26:09
But I liked his his cut better.
00:26:11
And then he goes into this short clip of the I like his shirt better.
00:26:14
Alex's fiance went, I like that shirt.
00:26:17
Anybody who doesn't come in and his beard is missing the whole point, right?
00:26:21
Oh yeah, it is it.
00:26:22
This mob got to work and within a very short time, the name of the Eagles
00:26:25
fan and his place of employment had been published all over. So.
00:26:28
Oh, good God, yeah.
00:26:30
I'm so glad that he got not only been banned from the stadium,
00:26:33
but was also been fired from his job.
00:26:34
His is it right now.
00:26:37
And I hate to make it about religion, but that fucker was on me
00:26:41
the whole game, dude.
00:26:42
Doing that,
00:26:42
all I was doing was the more he fucking choking me, the louder I cheered.
00:26:46
Do you want? Yeah.
00:26:48
No, I don't want anybody to lose their job.
00:26:51
Nate the Great's here.
00:26:53
Oh. Hi, Nate. Welcome.
00:26:56
Honestly, I mean that I'm Daniel, I welcome you.
00:26:58
I haven't said anything.
00:26:59
I'm just curious about all this nonsense because it doesn't make any sense to me.
00:27:03
Good. You should stand alone.
00:27:05
Doesn't make any sense to me. I'm sorry.
00:27:06
Maybe I played it funny while sitting alone.
00:27:09
Glad we're together at the same time.
00:27:12
I don't know what those comments mean.
00:27:13
And I'm saying that in all genuineness.
00:27:15
If I can't help you, if you're trying to say something we don't understand.
00:27:19
No, I don't get it.
00:27:20
I think the cheese stands alone. It's good.
00:27:23
The cheese.
00:27:24
Something's good. Okay. We're good.
00:27:27
Everybody's good.
00:27:28
I think we're good.
00:27:29
I'm good.
00:27:30
Yeah, maybe that's how.
00:27:31
How are you? And good. Good.
00:27:34
That's good. Hi.
00:27:36
How you doing? Hi.
00:27:38
Hi, Nate.
00:27:40
Again.
00:27:40
Well, I do have you welcome, Nathan.
00:27:43
This week we're talking about try I personally try
00:27:48
I come from the school of Yoda.
00:27:49
I think if you're setting yourself up to try instead of do, you are going to fail.
00:27:53
That's not just a Luke Skywalker whiny pussy comment.
00:27:56
That's fact.
00:27:58
Now I'm not I listen, I'm not delusional.
00:28:00
I don't think that if I can stand on the roof and jump off and say, I can fly,
00:28:03
I can fly, do do do, I can fly, I understand
00:28:06
there are things that I'm not capable of doing.
00:28:07
That's why at that point I would say, do not.
00:28:11
Still there is oh, just don't even try.
00:28:14
No you either do you.
00:28:15
Which means you can do it however many times you need to.
00:28:17
You can do it and fail. You can not do it and fail.
00:28:20
But don't go into anything.
00:28:21
The mindset was the only thing I agreed with you in the whole monologue.
00:28:24
The mindset of try is poison bear. Do it.
00:28:28
I it's a limitation of language, really.
00:28:31
I mean, he was right in context, but there are things that you can try.
00:28:35
But like in accomplishing your task is one of those things
00:28:38
that you either do or you do not you.
00:28:40
There is no try.
00:28:41
There's there's just do or do not.
00:28:43
But you can try.
00:28:45
A sample of cheesecake, even if you don't like, try new recipe.
00:28:49
That's right, I made up. You just made up a mental word.
00:28:52
Are you eating the cheesecake or are you not eating the cheesecake?
00:28:57
I think only one of those is necessary.
00:28:59
The other one's redundant.
00:29:00
Forget the grammar for a moment.
00:29:02
My point is, is you're choosing to either eat the cake or not eat the cake.
00:29:05
You're not choosing to.
00:29:06
Maybe I'll eat the cake.
00:29:08
I'd like to just attempt to eat this cake.
00:29:10
So try doesn't.
00:29:11
All right.
00:29:12
Oh, yeah.
00:29:13
No, no, just just the word try.
00:29:16
Also, another use of the word try is,
00:29:20
lawyers try cases.
00:29:22
But I always thought it was weird.
00:29:23
All the all the good parents want their children to be doctors or lawyers.
00:29:27
Either way, once you've mastered it and figured out how to do it,
00:29:32
what the the the art of performing said,
00:29:36
task is practice.
00:29:40
Practice makes
00:29:43
not perfect practice.
00:29:45
That's too much pressure.
00:29:46
Yeah, yeah. Why is it called practice?
00:29:48
I think I just remember that reminded me of the,
00:29:52
the thing I was talking about earlier that I couldn't remember the word fine,
00:29:56
like fine wine and fine gems and jewelry
00:30:00
like that is top notch wine and jewelry.
00:30:05
But if if my wife asks me how is dinner?
00:30:07
And I say, fine,
00:30:09
that is not a good.
00:30:11
It's not good enough. Yes. That's lame.
00:30:13
So she works like she slaved or purchased the am you eat.
00:30:16
Yeah.
00:30:16
The ambiguous nature of problem language is what gets us into trouble
00:30:20
sometimes because she made, sweet and sour chicken, like, try it.
00:30:24
Real happy with it.
00:30:25
I liked it, it was real good.
00:30:27
She double battered it. It was very tasty.
00:30:31
Now, going into starting to eat that, did you have any
00:30:34
any inclination that you were not going to eat it?
00:30:38
I tried, it's why would you say try or try if you knew you were going to,
00:30:42
if you were going to do, after I tried the first bite,
00:30:47
I could push the plate away and say, this is terrible.
00:30:52
Looks like a cum stain on this.
00:30:54
What else could ever do that you could do?
00:30:56
Because she would start crying.
00:30:59
What if she's not saying?
00:31:01
I'm not saying all women are emotionally unstable.
00:31:05
Or maybe I am.
00:31:06
What if she specifically asked you
00:31:10
instead of you volunteering the information?
00:31:12
Would you be honest?
00:31:13
Or would you be polite or somewhere in between?
00:31:15
Yes, those are your only three options.
00:31:17
Are those are my only three options?
00:31:18
I would lie.
00:31:22
I would
00:31:23
lie, so there's two reasons why you shouldn't do that.
00:31:26
One, it's just mean it's nice.
00:31:29
And this one is. But it's way I mean, in the long run.
00:31:31
And two, you're going to have to eat that shit again.
00:31:36
I don't want to.
00:31:37
You can't make me.
00:31:38
Then as you can say, this fucking sucks.
00:31:42
I'm sure you spent a lot of time on it.
00:31:44
I don't mean to hurt your feelings.
00:31:45
It's not like you made it, so you shouldn't take it personally.
00:31:48
Oh, oops. It is. She's gotten a lot better.
00:31:50
But when we were first dating, she made this casserole that was so bad,
00:31:54
and I choked it out, and she knew it was bad, and I knew it was bad.
00:31:57
And we were joking how bad it was.
00:31:59
But I was starving and half to death, so I.
00:32:01
I choked it down and she never made it again.
00:32:04
Or she did, but made it better.
00:32:06
But regardless.
00:32:08
I don't have to lie to my wife.
00:32:10
I can tell her the honest truth.
00:32:13
Here's another bit of wisdom.
00:32:15
Another thing
00:32:16
you can do is just simply say, I don't know, what do you think?
00:32:19
And then if it's really, truly bad, she will say, you know, oh,
00:32:23
there's too much salt, or I spent too much or whatever, or that's it's delicious.
00:32:27
And then you can if you agree with her
00:32:29
now you're kind of stuck because you have to agree with her. Right.
00:32:31
I'm going to click do I'm going to click the next comment.
00:32:34
Yeah. Of course.
00:32:36
Oh but seriously, why do you hate Dave?
00:32:39
I don't hate Dave.
00:32:41
Okay.
00:32:41
All right Dave, pretty simple question and answer next.
00:32:44
I don't even know Dave.
00:32:47
I don't, you know, even through all of his stupid silent treatment stuff,
00:32:51
when when parks hit the floor, we helped each other out.
00:32:55
Both.
00:32:56
It was reciprocal that, that we don't have a beef, but, like, I don't miss Dave.
00:33:02
I'm doing his job for years.
00:33:04
Okay.
00:33:05
How long have you. How long were you there?
00:33:07
One year.
00:33:08
As far as, production wise, we won't even go skill production wise.
00:33:13
Who out? Who outputs more product?
00:33:16
I was just doing the job that puts out that's and puts out more.
00:33:20
That's what he was.
00:33:20
Okay, so you you do two different jobs.
00:33:22
You were just a filthy slut.
00:33:24
You were two and do it.
00:33:26
You don't know who he was doing that.
00:33:27
The harder, the harder job. So. Okay.
00:33:30
Yeah, he's the better man. It's.
00:33:32
Yeah. Seniority and nice guy who's above it.
00:33:35
No. Yeah. Higher in the.
00:33:37
No, I'm just talking about.
00:33:38
Yeah. No, just skill wise.
00:33:40
Knowledge of the biz of the plastic biz.
00:33:43
Yeah. I got to play this.
00:33:44
No one's perfect book, right?
00:33:46
We had a good chance.
00:33:48
We were working together, and we did great until he decided to start being a prick.
00:33:52
And I fought back, and I got.
00:33:54
Well, it's always fun.
00:33:56
If you could point to one catalyst that you would think led to the
00:33:59
no talking situation, could you figure that out? No.
00:34:03
He said he started being a prick for no reason for fun.
00:34:07
This is my friend. Jesus.
00:34:09
This is your question, Ryan.
00:34:11
Well, that was,
00:34:12
I heard it through the grapevine, so, I don't know, there was secondhand.
00:34:15
Didn't tell me anything. You speak to me if I.
00:34:18
If I find people annoying.
00:34:19
It's not that I won't, I just won't.
00:34:21
I know it's not. I'm not going to speak to you.
00:34:22
I'll just know speaking to you.
00:34:25
You know, it happens. You know? Fuck, that sucks.
00:34:27
But it it. I'm going to roll with it.
00:34:30
Yeah.
00:34:31
Fucking be rabid over here. Geez.
00:34:33
Lose yourself and then sucks.
00:34:35
Usually I suck before I fuck. You're doing it wrong.
00:34:38
Interesting. Oh, yeah.
00:34:40
Yeah, you're right there is a proper order to things.
00:34:42
Some people like that taste, but I don't like to taste my own calm.
00:34:45
That's nasty.
00:34:47
No. Probably not.
00:34:48
I don't know if I do or I don't,
00:34:50
but I don't want that out to make me say I do, and I'm I can't wait.
00:34:54
I may not have an oral sex to my son.
00:34:58
Oh my God. Oh, but what the.
00:35:00
Oh, is that every time I hear that, it's frightening
00:35:03
and I feel like I should jump up and start defending myself, maybe even swinging.
00:35:06
And then I'm like, oh, wait, yeah, the pregnant, the pregnant fetus.
00:35:08
That's funny.
00:35:09
I did actually say that right? Yeah, absolutely.
00:35:11
Taken out of context.
00:35:12
You know, on the surface, no, it's actually in context.
00:35:15
I still think that it went in his mouth or penetrated him in some way
00:35:18
because I could hear him screaming, oh, no, that's oh my God, no.
00:35:22
It did though, when we went in wherever we got
00:35:26
whatever we gave birth, we had to go to classes.
00:35:28
You're ruining the show.
00:35:30
Whatever hospital where we get.
00:35:31
We had to go to this nurse's class and they said, do you have any questions?
00:35:36
And it was just so silent.
00:35:37
I, I was really, genuinely asked, is there any chance of me harming the baby
00:35:41
by having intercourse with my wife when she's really pregnant
00:35:45
and she assured me that there was no in fact,
00:35:48
in fact, it's more pleasurable for her, I think.
00:35:51
But so who cares? Jesus,
00:35:54
Oh, Jesus was a friend of mine, Robbie Brady.
00:35:58
Sorry, either
00:35:58
one of these two have children that they know of, so we don't understand.
00:36:02
If you do have children, please, please mention in the comments
00:36:06
anything about your, having sex.
00:36:08
So she was eight and a half months pregnant.
00:36:10
How that worked out for you?
00:36:13
Gross.
00:36:14
So when it comes to, when it comes, come.
00:36:18
I'm going to come.
00:36:19
When it comes to, going back to that, football situation, right? Yes.
00:36:24
So it ties in with a lot of what we're talking about.
00:36:26
Somebody got fired.
00:36:27
Thanks, Ryan, for doing some song in the background was, you know, using
00:36:30
not the greatest thing to do, but I don't think it was a firable offense.
00:36:34
I think about the, the altercation that my brother, almost my oldest
00:36:38
asshole brother, almost got into, oh, Mother's Day at the baseball game.
00:36:42
And it's like, should he be fired for that?
00:36:45
I don't think so. He he's a dick.
00:36:47
I don't like it, but I don't want him to be fired for it.
00:36:50
Right.
00:36:51
That would be weird, right?
00:36:52
Like, it has no correlation, like the skill of being a certain position
00:36:57
at a certain location versus you just being an asshole out in public.
00:37:01
I don't know, it just seems weird,
00:37:04
but, don't show your ass out in public.
00:37:09
So do you feel like the people that were being yelled at were victims
00:37:11
in this instance? Both. Yeah.
00:37:14
I don't think you got me on that.
00:37:16
I do not see half the story. Right.
00:37:18
So there is half the story, right?
00:37:20
So we don't know what they did initially.
00:37:22
They are filming.
00:37:23
And so it is interesting to hear about this part of the story.
00:37:28
Is that what happened.
00:37:29
Well yesterday it was revealed that this guy, Alex Bacerra,
00:37:32
unsurprisingly, first of all, is a YouTube content creator.
00:37:36
That's a guy was filming.
00:37:38
Yeah.
00:37:39
Apparently he that was his daughter last week to raise his friend
00:37:42
to go to hell was miserable.
00:37:44
I was joking.
00:37:44
Now it's already there in on it.
00:37:47
Oh fuck off.
00:37:49
He's not necessarily. Not necessarily.
00:37:51
But they knew what they were doing.
00:37:54
I hate you.
00:37:54
So I just, I not personally, but they knew what they're in cross boards,
00:37:58
so they did.
00:37:59
Are you serious to go to the game.
00:38:01
So they borrowed money from unsuspecting strangers just to do this.
00:38:05
Right.
00:38:05
So that's it. Show's over.
00:38:07
I'm fucking serious.
00:38:09
I'll be banjo in my background.
00:38:10
You're being serious right now. I want to buy a banjo.
00:38:13
So give me your background, man.
00:38:14
I immediately got curses back there.
00:38:16
I related to that personally.
00:38:18
It's just heartbreaking, right? Well, here we go. Keep going.
00:38:20
Prophetic that a grown man
00:38:21
is begging strangers for money so that he can watch a football game.
00:38:26
That's not really the point, but but I do just want to say that, like,
00:38:30
I've got no problem with people raising money
00:38:33
when when it's needed a bunch of people and family member
00:38:35
is going to call in and complain because he just said something
00:38:37
about somebody and oh, I was going to do a go
00:38:39
fund me to get strippers at my next birthday party any time.
00:38:42
I got no problem with that.
00:38:44
But, begging for money from strangers
00:38:47
as a grown man, because you want to go watch a football game is pathetic.
00:38:50
Hey, now, there's nothing wrong with wanting to want to go fund me back.
00:38:54
Why is he ripping up football?
00:38:55
That seems unnecessary. Yeah. No kidding.
00:38:58
Just a football game.
00:38:59
Just because he doesn't like it, it is silly.
00:39:01
I kind of lost interest in football when the Lions were knocked out a little early.
00:39:05
Wait, the Lions were knocked out?
00:39:07
Yeah, I just got knocked out.
00:39:09
Wait, I Campbell told them we'll see you in two weeks.
00:39:12
Thank you. Oh, no. We suck again.
00:39:17
Do I need to burn this?
00:39:18
I want to get my money.
00:39:18
Yes, that.
00:39:20
Well, so isn't it.
00:39:21
You know, what's more sad is if you drive around
00:39:22
and everybody who has any programing planned on them winning.
00:39:26
So this whole week is like, go I and see you next.
00:39:29
Oh, I even heard somebody still giving away tickets for next week.
00:39:32
Oh yeah. Oops.
00:39:35
Oh boy.
00:39:36
Well we can go back in.
00:39:37
Oh that's a shame.
00:39:40
He said if you didn't know. Yeah.
00:39:41
So this is from his, This is from his go Fund me.
00:39:44
This is what the description said. If you didn't know.
00:39:46
I'm born and raised in PA and actually one hour from Eagle Stadium.
00:39:48
That's all I ask of you.
00:39:49
The fans send me to Philly, send me into the belly of the beast.
00:39:53
I've done it
00:39:53
multiple times repping the Packers proud, and I'm fully ready to do it again.
00:39:56
I've been cursed at stuff thrown at me, and even my first ever cheese head
00:40:00
ripped off my head
00:40:01
and thrown into a fireman while supporting my team in Philly.
00:40:05
But I'm sure as hell not scared to do it again.
00:40:08
Okay, now, leaving aside
00:40:10
so he's basically asking for this to happen, right?
00:40:15
Like right.
00:40:15
He's telling him filming, he's ready for it.
00:40:18
He knows going in. He's been there before.
00:40:22
He's done with this worse.
00:40:23
It's worse before. Yeah. He's.
00:40:28
Oh, but he is panhandling for money to go to a football game.
00:40:32
The point is that this is a content creator
00:40:34
who has stated ahead of time that he wants to go to the belly of the beast,
00:40:38
where he has already, according to him, been verbally and physically accosted
00:40:41
on multiple occasions.
00:40:42
Now he's going back with his fiancee in full.
00:40:45
Packers regalia.
00:40:47
He knowingly brought his fiance into that environment,
00:40:49
fully aware of what would happen
00:40:50
and seemingly hoping that it's not the guy, not the Eagles guy,
00:40:54
the guy that we couldn't. The guy that was filming.
00:40:56
Right?
00:40:56
Okay, I do when I when you do, you watch a Packer.
00:40:59
Packer.
00:40:59
Now, when you first said and you brought it up,
00:41:01
I thought the Eagles guy and the girl in the Packers hat were in on it.
00:41:05
That would have been way below my mind. More amazing.
00:41:08
The girl was
00:41:10
right.
00:41:11
Yeah. So I whatever.
00:41:12
Yeah, yeah.
00:41:15
So that's why a lot, lot of times when, you know, the one side
00:41:18
that's filming is the one that isn't really engaging much,
00:41:21
but for some reason the other is engaging a whole lot.
00:41:25
And I just don't think that inherently people,
00:41:27
the guy is just going to lean over and just start doing that out of nowhere.
00:41:31
Right?
00:41:32
But boy, when that camera starts filming, is there like one obvious aggressor
00:41:36
and one people that just look like they just they're just hanging out.
00:41:38
They're just standing there.
00:41:39
What could they have done wrong?
00:41:41
Right. You've seen half the video, right?
00:41:44
You're already seeing half the video in these instances.
00:41:46
Right. Thanks. Thanks. Just what I needed. They could
00:41:49
have been he could have came in that old guy's face
00:41:51
and then he's all, man, give me something to believe in.
00:41:57
That's interesting, because I would feel like at any stadium
00:42:00
that you would go to around here, I get the, the,
00:42:02
you know, Philadelphia is different.
00:42:04
So, yeah, we love right now.
00:42:07
Yeah. But,
00:42:09
if you saw that,
00:42:10
if you were one of the fans standing around them,
00:42:14
would you not at some point tell that guy like, hey, man, cool out.
00:42:18
You know, kind of get me strength.
00:42:19
The numbers routine here,
00:42:22
the fact that when I was younger,
00:42:23
I was not saying anything.
00:42:27
Nowadays, I can be intimidated by some schmuck in the chat.
00:42:29
I don't say shit, I no offense.
00:42:32
Oh, no, I like engaging with assholes, I like fun.
00:42:35
How you answer fine, I used to, but then story about on the road
00:42:39
when you get older. It's not that I'm scared.
00:42:41
I just don't get as much, I think bad.
00:42:43
I hit the guy so easy. Yeah.
00:42:45
Concealed carry permit as he rolled his window down.
00:42:48
Yeah. You know,
00:42:50
and I was going to die already.
00:42:52
Fuck you.
00:42:54
That's when I would have been, like, concealed open bitch.
00:42:56
Open card, Or.
00:42:58
Yeah. It was. He was driving.
00:43:00
He was driving on an electric Mustang.
00:43:02
It's like, come on, bro.
00:43:05
Fucking, you know, the the mark, whatever.
00:43:08
Yeah, but my point is though, it's like, so we've I've got get my point.
00:43:11
And without getting into too much detail, we end up like backed into a corner
00:43:15
or they're backed into a corner and you're like, all right,
00:43:17
now what are we going to do?
00:43:18
We have to fight or shoot because, I mean, we just got to stand here and hug
00:43:22
and then bad shit happens and then nobody I mean,
00:43:25
winning a fight to me is worse than losing a fight.
00:43:27
I feel horrible that I hurt somebody.
00:43:29
Yeah, it is worse. So I didn't used to.
00:43:33
I didn't used to when I was 40, man fucking.
00:43:35
But now it's just
00:43:36
there's when you have kids, it changes things you wouldn't understand.
00:43:40
All right.
00:43:40
So does this change anything?
00:43:42
I'm not going pull anything up, but.
00:43:44
So the guy that was doing the yelling works for BCT partners,
00:43:50
which is a, Bitcoin, no, it's he's,
00:43:58
Like telecommunications network.
00:44:00
No, it's essentially just di like, how to how to
00:44:04
do. Well.
00:44:04
But since di said they change the initialism now, so they got to.
00:44:08
Damn it, where the hell does it say the oh, there's a continue reading button
00:44:12
right here. That would be where that is.
00:44:16
All that makes sense.
00:44:17
Goddamn it.
00:44:19
Well, I know, man, I just it's in a different clip spot.
00:44:22
But interesting enough, the boss, of that Ryan Caldwell actually
00:44:28
full circle.
00:44:30
Or. No, that pink it that was, the Brian call was the guy who was yelling pink.
00:44:35
Who is his boss?
00:44:36
What's his pink? It's first name. Goddamn it.
00:44:38
Don't know.
00:44:39
Think it's first name, but for Little Pink is on season four.
00:44:42
He was the season four winner for Little Pink Kiss.
00:44:46
Oh, no kidding. The apprentice. Oh, big fan.
00:44:48
So the guy who owns this company is the guy who owns the company.
00:44:52
Who? That bald guy.
00:44:53
The yelling guy is, season four winner of The Apprentice.
00:44:57
But, he made statements that did say that, like, hey, this is uncalled for.
00:45:01
But at the same time.
00:45:03
So, he also made this statement, quote, the language was vile.
00:45:06
It was discussing it was unacceptable and horrific.
00:45:09
It was dramatically opposed to the values we espouse at BTC.
00:45:14
We're a company
00:45:15
that's founded in inclusion on respect and dignity, and the behavior
00:45:18
was just complete, contrary to everything we stand for, this organization.
00:45:24
Now, where is the second quote?
00:45:27
Where there was a second quote
00:45:29
that says that he, also disagrees with, the,
00:45:35
taking someone's job situation for murder anger mob
00:45:40
and, oh, my God, you sent me online and I'm going to take your job.
00:45:46
Yeah,
00:45:48
I thought I enjoyed that work.
00:45:49
The quote
00:45:50
that's a dangerous rut to be comfortable in.
00:45:54
I, I know, is it a want to,
00:45:57
you want to swerve out of the ditch and go straight as soon as you can?
00:46:01
Otherwise you might end up living in a ditch. Oh.
00:46:07
Well, we clip Brady.
00:46:12
There's a guy named Gazzaley,
00:46:13
and he writes a book called The Incoherence of the philosophers.
00:46:17
And he says, look, we're spending too much time on science and philosophy and math.
00:46:21
And what we need to do is we need to spend more time on studying the Koran.
00:46:26
And the reason is, is because the Koran provides us with answers
00:46:29
whenever we go to science or philosophy.
00:46:32
For when we ask a question, the answer seems to be a question
00:46:36
backwards, and all it does is create more uncertainty.
00:46:39
A guy named Ibn
00:46:40
Rushd writes a book in response called The Incoherence of the inquiry.
00:46:44
I don't have the time, nor my favorite appearance to say
00:46:47
that Gonzalez is an idiot.
00:46:48
And he says, look at what we've achieved.
00:46:50
We have modern medicine, we have modern agriculture.
00:46:53
We have streets lit up with oil lamps.
00:46:55
We have fresh water pumped into people's homes.
00:46:57
We are drinking coffee.
00:46:58
We've invented sorbet.
00:47:00
He's going on and on about all the wonderful things they have.
00:47:02
Why would you reject that?
00:47:04
Because you wanted more uncertainty.
00:47:06
Let's embrace the doubt and accept
00:47:07
that the questions will be answered with more questions.
00:47:09
Too much seriousness. And he writes a book.
00:47:17
No way.
00:47:18
I'm going to make it.
00:47:19
Stop making turkey.
00:47:22
Where's my new favorite drop?
00:47:26
God damn it!
00:47:28
Do you have a new favorite?
00:47:29
Damn it, I missed it! Son of a bitch!
00:47:32
Nice. Good job.
00:47:33
And I abandoned the chair every 15.
00:47:35
There it is anyway. Yeah, yeah,
00:47:38
I made it back to the kids.
00:47:40
I had a kid snuck in at the end. There.
00:47:42
Now, I thought it was cold in here.
00:47:44
Right here. It's warm.
00:47:45
Go out there and pee with your Wang out in the sixth degree.
00:47:49
How's the for?
00:47:51
Thank you for the singing.
00:47:52
It's the same material.
00:47:55
So which bits? The penis.
00:47:57
So the penis is over here? Yes.
00:47:59
This bit here.
00:48:00
Right? Educational.
00:48:01
That's the part that could freeze.
00:48:03
Yeah.
00:48:04
How important are the words in a Shakespeare's play?
00:48:07
Like, Could you do it without the words?
00:48:11
Then?
00:48:13
Without the words, there isn't much left.
00:48:15
To be honest, I think that's a play.
00:48:17
It's not a fucking form of what we do.
00:48:21
This flaccid could you mime Shakespeare for sexual intercourse?
00:48:24
And you should be able to.
00:48:25
So what happens then?
00:48:27
What bit goes where?
00:48:29
So this penis, first of all, stop calling my penis a bit.
00:48:32
It will be all right.
00:48:33
I'm going to take you down the here during intercourse.
00:48:36
And he's going to ejaculate.
00:48:37
Sperm through my penis is a bite into the woman's vagina.
00:48:41
That's that's nerd humor.
00:48:43
Because a not a lot of a bite is the victim.
00:48:46
2024 strong bosses.
00:48:49
But you never see horses drawing anything these days, do you?
00:48:52
When did they lose the ability to draw?
00:48:55
Is it when the hand sort of turned into hooves?
00:48:59
When we talk about horse drawn busses, we're not really talking about horses
00:49:02
drawing busses, but pulling them along, drawing
00:49:05
so that she bring your drawing.
00:49:08
Oh, that can be a draw.
00:49:10
The that rail. Wait a minute. That's.
00:49:12
My name is Simon and I like to do drawings of a book, didn't he?
00:49:18
Why do Christians call that special book the Bible?
00:49:22
The Bible?
00:49:23
Is that how it's pronounced?
00:49:25
I've literally never heard anyone say it before.
00:49:27
How'd you say it?
00:49:28
Is that so?
00:49:29
Why is it spelt Bible that fell over?
00:49:32
Because I've seen it written down behind it is the Tower of Babel.
00:49:34
Yeah, sure. If that's the way you're supposed to say.
00:49:37
People of faith in the electric chair when they've got their backs to it.
00:49:41
Yeah, well, I think you're taking it too literally.
00:49:43
That what we mean by.
00:49:44
Are you sure? The electric chair.
00:49:45
They just stacked like a bunch of Bible and made a tower out of it.
00:49:48
Celts. Things.
00:49:49
Yeah, yeah.
00:49:49
The water that they could reach God
00:49:51
so that they could reach heaven, paint themselves in.
00:49:54
Nothing foolish. Naive about that at all.
00:49:56
The Bible here.
00:49:57
So who's who? Hold on. Yeah.
00:49:58
So whose fault was that?
00:50:00
The kids that were building the tower.
00:50:01
The parents that let them. Oh,
00:50:05
both I but I always I blame the kids.
00:50:08
The entire population of whatever.
00:50:10
I mean, it was the globe,
00:50:11
but I know they were centralized in one area from my belief of that time.
00:50:15
You're right. You don't mean to tell me that.
00:50:17
You don't mean to tell me.
00:50:18
You can't tell me that one person in that whole area wasn't going
00:50:21
fucking waste time.
00:50:23
The Fertile Crescent, formerly known as West.
00:50:25
This means I'll bet you they banned them.
00:50:28
They blocked them in Shadow Man. And when they tried to tell me. You can't.
00:50:30
You can't build that tower to God, they were like,
00:50:32
banned him from the town square.
00:50:34
They put him in jail. Yeah. TikTok jail.
00:50:37
Thanks. Oh, no.
00:50:38
I like this man's kerchiefs.
00:50:40
The little next guard they were calling out to their gods
00:50:44
up in the sky for protection and for courage.
00:50:47
Help! Did the Romans have chainmail then?
00:50:49
They had,
00:50:51
armor.
00:50:52
And so they had armor and they were naked.
00:50:55
Yeah.
00:50:56
They don't wash.
00:50:57
Well, the Roman Romans one, in the end knew it.
00:51:01
I bet when the Celts turned up naked
00:51:03
and saw what the Romans that all.
00:51:07
But they were kicking themselves.
00:51:08
But they felt stupid.
00:51:09
How did the people just not stop and like,
00:51:13
did the Mesopotamians?
00:51:14
They must have two or 2 or 3 of the same things that we have today.
00:51:18
Yes. Finkel. Einhorn.
00:51:21
Weapons, jewelry, temples, animals.
00:51:25
All right. No, I'm. I'm at least 12 minutes long.
00:51:28
I will come back to it.
00:51:32
Otherwise, I was reading.
00:51:33
Otherwise you were otherwise there.
00:51:35
Just a show that's copying her clip. And I don't feel.
00:51:37
That's right.
00:51:38
We need to. She's.
00:51:39
She's so good, though.
00:51:40
That was like, six years ago. Yes.
00:51:43
I don't even think she she.
00:51:45
I've seen her in other people since then.
00:51:47
She's, she's doing like, Jon Stewart type shit, which I'm
00:51:51
sure he's not the first one to do it, but like where or.
00:51:53
No, I guess Colbert did that more on the, Colbert Report, but you're kind of
00:51:58
they don't know how comedic you're being, right?
00:52:01
Their mannerisms, because they think that's how you really are, right?
00:52:04
But they're being themselves,
00:52:06
right?
00:52:07
So that's what the well, that's funny because
00:52:09
was actually and it's actually modeled after an actual archeologist.
00:52:13
There's this this lady archeologist, I've watched her, special on Egypt
00:52:17
and, and same accent, same everything, same hair color.
00:52:21
Is it so weird?
00:52:22
Oh, no, I don't think we have, one of those clips this week.
00:52:26
We got to have some. Awesome.
00:52:27
I didn't send you was a beta room for the Vikings fever. No.
00:52:32
Am I wrong?
00:52:34
Oh, sure.
00:52:34
I think we, in one, you know, check the ones that are labeled you and.
00:52:40
Oh, and. Yes.
00:52:41
And fuck you, Brady, I hate you.
00:52:43
And I want you to spend as much time on this as you possibly can.
00:52:47
Yeah, I'll work on my captioning.
00:52:49
Sorry.
00:52:49
Not all of us are unemployed
00:52:50
and have all the time in the world to do whatever we want.
00:52:53
One of the 384 comments that I need to.
00:52:57
Well, I'm going to start getting our channel.
00:52:58
I'm going to see that with some of my coworkers.
00:53:01
Hopefully they get fired.
00:53:02
There's like 15 or 20 more this week.
00:53:04
You got you got if you don't start,
00:53:07
if you don't start, it's just going to get you're going to bury yourself.
00:53:10
Yeah, I am buried.
00:53:13
I've been so busy not doing anything.
00:53:16
It's too cold to do anything.
00:53:18
Yeah. Everything got canceled.
00:53:20
I don't know where you live, but here in Michigan, it's cold.
00:53:22
And everything from here to the very tip of Marquette canceled tomorrow.
00:53:26
Up north.
00:53:28
No, that's Marquette.
00:53:29
It's way too far north to be up north.
00:53:31
And I don't want to go over that again.
00:53:33
Yeah. No, I do want to go over.
00:53:34
Let's go over it okay.
00:53:35
Let's go over it.
00:53:38
You dear
00:53:42
dick face.
00:53:43
I'm, we're on YouTube.
00:53:45
Sorry. Just trying to keep.
00:53:46
Because you don't know how much paperwork I have.
00:53:48
Every time
00:53:50
I think, well, you know what?
00:53:51
Wait, fagot. Dick, face it, we're okay.
00:53:54
Trump's back in office. Never mind. Go ahead. Okay. We're good.
00:53:57
Everything's changed.
00:53:58
Yeah. We can start.
00:53:59
We got that beating fags.
00:54:01
And, you know, not that there's anything wrong with that.
00:54:03
I got no problems with gay people. That's not what that means.
00:54:06
Do great doing racist stuff to inwards.
00:54:09
Dear fledgling, I need advice again.
00:54:12
Words new, a new relationship.
00:54:14
Okay, I'm a 60 year old man. Yikes.
00:54:17
I divorced last year and met a nice woman named,
00:54:21
We'll call her Nate shortly afterward.
00:54:25
Nate is a woman. Yeah, Nate's a woman now.
00:54:28
Okay, we got it.
00:54:30
And things seem to be going well.
00:54:32
Yeah, well, my ex found out I was seeing Nate.
00:54:35
They didn't know each other.
00:54:36
She decided to call Nate
00:54:37
and try to cause issues by saying many things that are not true.
00:54:41
She succeeded.
00:54:43
I tried to save my marriage, but was unsuccessful
00:54:45
and was trying to trying to move on and be happy again.
00:54:49
There were no abuse.
00:54:51
There was no abuse or anything like that. Yes, as you.
00:54:53
But my ex said I didn't fulfill her needs well enough so she moved on.
00:54:59
Now I feel Nate doesn't fully trust me, even though she still sees me.
00:55:03
I want to have an open and honest relationship because I care for Nate
00:55:06
enough that someday in the future I may want to make her my wife.
00:55:10
How can I earn back the trust that she lost
00:55:13
and get our relationship back on track?
00:55:15
Things have definitely been,
00:55:17
taken a big step backwards and I am disappointed and saddened.
00:55:22
Signed. Nervous in New Hampshire.
00:55:26
All right.
00:55:27
Nervous in New Hampshire.
00:55:30
Oh, God.
00:55:31
What do I forget to pay attention again?
00:55:34
Dagnabbit.
00:55:36
Wow. Food.
00:55:39
Oh, come on in.
00:55:41
We got the girlfriend.
00:55:42
We're featuring the girlfriend this week.
00:55:45
No, we're not, but, So how do you get yours?
00:55:48
I'm sorry. You're afraid.
00:55:49
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa, hold on, hold on a second.
00:55:51
I wonder how you got her to knock.
00:55:53
What the fuck is there?
00:55:59
No one knocks.
00:55:59
They just walked too much. Did you?
00:56:01
She told me just your food. I didn't want your wife.
00:56:04
But bitch knows that.
00:56:05
It's like,
00:56:05
you know, she got to be making food every like, a couple hours, just in case.
00:56:09
Oh, yeah.
00:56:12
Anyway, what?
00:56:12
I went and guy to go up and get my own beer.
00:56:15
Ginger.
00:56:15
What did you say? Beer.
00:56:18
All right.
00:56:18
That looks good.
00:56:19
It's beautiful.
00:56:20
Beautiful, special fridge for that beer.
00:56:23
Yeah, yeah.
00:56:23
So, the deer flag going back to that.
00:56:27
So. Yeah, I'm seeing some bitch.
00:56:29
Right. So, dude, is that the relationship?
00:56:31
He's six years old. He meets some new bitch named name.
00:56:34
Yeah, yeah, some bitch named Nate. Okay.
00:56:36
And so then, for some reason, the ex found out
00:56:39
the ex calls Nate, and it's like, Again, this guy's a piece of shit.
00:56:43
You know? I don't know what I said, and neither does this guy. Yeah.
00:56:46
So then now Nate's like, no, let's still seeing my man, but he.
00:56:51
She's not like as into him.
00:56:53
And so he's like how do I how do I fix that.
00:56:56
Because it seems the ex is going to try to ruin every relationship
00:56:59
you ever get into until she loses interest.
00:57:02
What could she have said though?
00:57:03
Everything seemed to be going fine, but there is, So it was like
00:57:07
I was divorced last year and met a nice woman named Nate shortly afterward.
00:57:11
And it's like, okay, so slow down, my man. Like,
00:57:15
she doesn't know you well enough to trust you, right?
00:57:17
So obviously she's right.
00:57:19
Right?
00:57:19
She I don't get these people that have been in a although, you know,
00:57:24
when I heard Eazy and his relationship story, I was like, wow.
00:57:27
I guess it can work out if like, because you like
00:57:31
he said that he, like, didn't know her for that long
00:57:33
and like they got married and you know.
00:57:35
Yeah, they were it was too soon.
00:57:38
And then it did work out.
00:57:39
And it's working great right now.
00:57:41
Yeah. Right. It's never too soon.
00:57:44
Let's just wait.
00:57:44
I don't know, I, I did my wife for 6 to 8 years.
00:57:48
She's like six years before the engagement.
00:57:50
Brady.
00:57:51
Over ten for me and over ten, over six years of dating
00:57:55
and then should be and then engaged for two more.
00:57:57
So it was eight years between our first date and our our wedding date.
00:58:03
First date and our wedding date.
00:58:08
So I do want to tease for a do a little tease for later.
00:58:10
There is a Rachel Wiggins update with no kids on the Rumble.
00:58:16
That's on the Rumble side.
00:58:17
Yeah, better this.
00:58:23
You make you scream or we make you say great.
00:58:26
I found jaws girlfriend asking him to make a missing.
00:58:30
Oh, so what kind of sandwich?
00:58:32
Wait, that's a bitch knows how to use the olive oil.
00:58:37
That's too much.
00:58:38
It kind of looks like be making those that
00:58:41
size sandwich.
00:58:42
Are you making bitch?
00:58:45
How big is a sandwich?
00:58:48
Is she making herself one, too?
00:58:50
Because that's not how this works.
00:58:56
Seriously, what is this?
00:58:57
The shit sucks.
00:58:59
That is not a good her outfit. Yeah,
00:59:04
I think that's what this is about.
00:59:06
I think this is. This is about the outfit.
00:59:09
What's the meat? We shouldn't even show us what the meat was.
00:59:11
She did even cook the meat. Did she cooked?
00:59:12
I think this is the veggie sandwich.
00:59:14
I didn't see her cook any meat, but there's cooked meat.
00:59:17
Oh, I saw I saute and vegetables, and that was it.
00:59:21
Yeah. I didn't see any meat either.
00:59:23
Or grilling vegetables. I saw her growing some vegetables.
00:59:25
I didn't see a shit, so she might grow to me.
00:59:28
She she heated the vegetables up on the grill
00:59:31
and then just microwaved the meat because she has no idea.
00:59:33
I picked the worst one.
00:59:35
You did?
00:59:37
Yeah. No, sorry.
00:59:38
There's so.
00:59:41
I'm sure there are.
00:59:41
Have you been on the internet? Well, hold on a second.
00:59:44
You're not bringing this home to mother.
00:59:45
She's just making you a sandwich.
00:59:47
How can you be too hoarse to make a sandwich?
00:59:50
Right?
00:59:51
I guess you should smell the sandwich.
00:59:52
Maybe. I don't know,
00:59:55
mom or sandwich.
00:59:57
All I know is,
01:00:02
Sorry.
01:00:04
What?
01:00:05
This looks like a sloppy Joe back in the.
01:00:07
Got it.
01:00:10
With a garbage bag.
01:00:11
That's for the clothes.
01:00:13
Bus and bus it goes.
01:00:15
You live it? Oh, man. The real man.
01:00:18
How racist are you?
01:00:19
So if I would add a ski mask on and I was black,
01:00:21
would you think I was going out robbing people?
01:00:23
It's just cold, man.
01:00:25
It's just.
01:00:25
Call me nigga.
01:00:29
Fuck.
01:00:30
What?
01:00:31
I'm fine.
01:00:35
That's wrong.
01:00:36
Yeah, that's what I'm into.
01:00:38
What did he say?
01:00:39
Do I need to go get a hoodie, too?
01:00:41
This is bullshit. No.
01:00:43
That's bullcrap.
01:00:44
Thank God to do.
01:00:48
So we've talked about, the whole TikTok situation.
01:00:51
That's kind of confusing, right?
01:00:53
I'm sorry. Yeah, I'm not going to read.
01:00:55
Yeah. What happened? This guy can do it.
01:00:57
So freedom
01:00:58
of speech will never die for us to have a to stop.
01:01:02
So keep thinking that we will quit will always.
01:01:05
I think Trump asked him to take it down just so he could bring it back.
01:01:08
Yeah, before he was even president, y'all could still be banned.
01:01:13
You know, as soon as he got elected, he had a little bit of pull
01:01:17
jobs.
01:01:18
Next, you're going to tell me the Snoop
01:01:19
Dogg's plan for Trump, even though he said he never would
01:01:22
call people because he doesn't really fit the
01:01:26
the video doesn't really fit the, okay.
01:01:28
Is it for unfortunate MLK day deals?
01:01:31
Right? Okay. I guess it does fit.
01:01:32
Never mind.
01:01:33
I'm sorry, but they.
01:01:37
I forgot about that part.
01:01:38
I forgot I don't you.
01:01:41
Yeah.
01:01:43
So, that was actually at the time, I don't know if you remember,
01:01:45
if you were a fan of hip hop, but you actually could not buy that.
01:01:48
You could not listen to that. They got literally they were banned.
01:01:51
I was not a fan of hip hop, but I was a fan of free speech.
01:01:54
So I am aware of tipper Gore and PM.
01:01:56
PMRC is they're the ones that tried to do it.
01:02:00
They tried to do with my metal to do. You know what that made though?
01:02:03
You know, when the because the only thing that came out of that
01:02:05
they made a compromise, an agreement.
01:02:06
That's when they came out with the advisory label.
01:02:09
You know what I looked for when I went to buy new albums,
01:02:11
the advisory label I met, they were good.
01:02:13
Yeah. If it didn't have that on it, it was like, fuck, I'm not.
01:02:16
I outgrew that.
01:02:17
It's it's Will Smith motherfucker.
01:02:19
Oh, I can't see. Oh.
01:02:20
So here's what we now.
01:02:21
So go out there and do a country show.
01:02:23
Ain't nobody gonna perform for Donald Trump or
01:02:26
which one of you
01:02:27
jigga boo ass niggas won't be the first one to do it.
01:02:31
Oh, wait, I'm both the fuck I want to use.
01:02:34
Snoop Dogg in 2017 ass niggas for doing it.
01:02:37
Which one of you is going to do it first?
01:02:39
I was the one that was performed for him,
01:02:42
so let.
01:02:46
This.
01:02:47
Please don't tell me.
01:02:49
Please don't tell me.
01:02:51
Let's forward to.
01:02:52
Oh shit, I forgot I hit too many wrong too this afternoon.
01:02:56
Is it this afternoon?
01:02:57
So bring it. So.
01:02:59
Oh, so you know, you got to drink.
01:03:01
You have to go.
01:03:02
Is actually last night, but it was at Trump's,
01:03:06
Trump's inauguration party.
01:03:08
He held it for a bunch there with his own DJ equipment.
01:03:13
Yeah. Can you not hear it? Can you hear it?
01:03:14
No, I can, it's just confusing that he doesn't have somebody
01:03:18
up there doing that for him.
01:03:21
Thank you.
01:03:22
I always the best part was seeing all the white Republicans jamming out to
01:03:26
I don't know, I don't know unless he's like a guest DJ as well.
01:03:30
But that would be weird that no dog would be.
01:03:32
Did you do you did not like at your party?
01:03:35
He just preferred two songs.
01:03:36
He only performed two songs and then somebody else to do that
01:03:40
with the same equipment.
01:03:41
He's definitely hitting the faders.
01:03:42
He's playing his own shit.
01:03:45
He's cutting his own shit out there is like, there's somebody else
01:03:47
that should be doing this. This is somebody else's job.
01:03:50
This is the track.
01:03:51
Do you guys set up? See, I'm a I'm a purist.
01:03:53
If there's more than three folk in your band, you suck.
01:03:56
You go to any small town bar club, fucking New Year's,
01:03:59
shitty New Year's Eve party, anything. You see this exact setup?
01:04:01
He's got a fucking laptop on a pedestal with a fucking little DJ mixer setup.
01:04:05
That something on iTunes or whatever kind of shit that.
01:04:09
Are you kidding me?
01:04:11
This is a low first Snoop. Done.
01:04:13
Although I guess he's doing commercials for anything now.
01:04:15
So I guess if the band.
01:04:17
Yeah, the man's.
01:04:18
If the man's a pay him in the middle of the night,
01:04:21
nobody will perform for Donald Trump or
01:04:24
which one of you jigga boo ass niggas
01:04:27
won't be the first one to do?
01:04:30
Was he the first Jacob?
01:04:32
It was a very racist comment, isn't it?
01:04:35
Yeah, but it's okay.
01:04:36
It's called reverse racism and it's virtuous for some fucking reason.
01:04:41
I mean, this to the for.
01:04:43
I'm trying to make you guys a chopper.
01:04:45
Oh, did you guys Nelly performed at the inauguration, I believe.
01:04:48
Is that nearly an hour? Nelly, stay on topic.
01:04:50
Stay on topic really quick with that.
01:04:52
Oh, yeah. Have you guys, you guys ever hear this?
01:04:55
Tinker in Cleveland?
01:04:56
Apparently learn. Is that a lip smacking?
01:04:58
Oh no no no no, we're not recapping the answer.
01:05:01
Sound of music.
01:05:03
It's very impressive though. You dude.
01:05:05
The sound went out when, Kelly Clarkson was supposed to sing America
01:05:08
the Beautiful.
01:05:09
And who are the production assistants that is now probably fired or hung by Trump?
01:05:13
The music kind of played for a second, and then they just sat there
01:05:15
and stared at each other for about four minutes.
01:05:17
Silence on TV.
01:05:19
Oh, and she goes, all right, well, you guys know the words.
01:05:22
And she just belted it out.
01:05:23
Acapella a cappella.
01:05:25
Okay. Yeah. Hello?
01:05:26
Geez, are you in the music business?
01:05:28
I, Capello sorry, one is male and one female.
01:05:31
Is that.
01:05:32
Oh, no.
01:05:33
You're combining archipelago, which is a volcanic island
01:05:36
chain, and acapella, which is a scene without music.
01:05:40
I was thinking there's like a Mexican topping condiment.
01:05:44
How does that archipelago?
01:05:45
I don't know, but,
01:05:46
this is a thing a lot of people last night with this tribute to The Sound of Music,
01:05:51
I think it's very impressive, though it's hard to really hear her voice.
01:05:55
Lady Gaga, with all the chic-a-boo music that she does.
01:05:58
Everyone.
01:05:59
I'm sorry.
01:06:00
I'm sorry I wasn't ready. Can you play that?
01:06:02
She's right. Yeah, I'm ready now.
01:06:05
Chic-A-Boo. Yeah.
01:06:06
She's ready to really hear her voice.
01:06:08
Lady Gaga with all the chic-a-boo.
01:06:10
I should say, she does whatever you want to call it.
01:06:13
You only crashes and you just say it once.
01:06:16
I want to say that unless you hit rewind.
01:06:18
She said it 2 or 3 times.
01:06:21
Yeah, music.
01:06:21
All the chic-a-boo music that she does.
01:06:24
Whatever you want to call it. Chicka boom. Yep. Okay.
01:06:27
She doubled down. She just threw it in two.
01:06:29
She didn't even say it in any context.
01:06:30
She's just like, just in an eternity.
01:06:33
I mean, think about what I saying.
01:06:35
Really, if it doesn't register
01:06:36
in my man's face or he's just like, yeah, you fucked bitch.
01:06:40
She got everyone.
01:06:41
Oh, you just said that. Holy shit. Yeah.
01:06:44
I can't believe you just said that.
01:06:46
Okay, let's keep going.
01:06:48
That new there's that from, like, 1980.
01:06:51
No, this is from. This came across my radar.
01:06:54
Maybe like five, six, seven years ago.
01:06:57
Oh, I mean, it's it looks pretty modern. So.
01:07:03
Negative six.
01:07:04
Wherever the fuck they were.
01:07:07
Oh, my God, it's a cold weather.
01:07:09
It's warm here then with all the negative.
01:07:11
Jacob, do you think that it's negative six where my
01:07:15
loved ones.
01:07:16
Whatever you want to call it. Jacob.
01:07:18
You. Yeah.
01:07:20
Oh, yeah.
01:07:21
I think you keep saying it.
01:07:23
Yeah.
01:07:24
Because she doesn't know she's.
01:07:25
But she gets fired for that.
01:07:27
Yeah.
01:07:28
Long story short, she got fired for that.
01:07:30
Even though she was, it was innocent.
01:07:31
She had no idea.
01:07:35
Yeah.
01:07:35
I guess it's no excuse.
01:07:38
I don't know, you had no idea.
01:07:41
I, I made the joke.
01:07:44
I could get fired for this.
01:07:46
I mean, no, I mean, not that, in a sense, but just, like, starting
01:07:49
whatever the hell.
01:07:50
Like, just playing along with with with Greg.
01:07:52
What was his name?
01:07:54
Dana. Tammy.
01:07:55
Steve. Dane. Dan.
01:07:57
Blue backyard. Used to be at Becky's.
01:07:59
Now. Dan.
01:08:02
Sorry. Which whatever.
01:08:03
Which is what I do play them.
01:08:05
Which Tom McDonald you want me to play first?
01:08:08
Well, it the one that's just the drum track one,
01:08:11
which was the first one I uploaded, which is the one where they're,
01:08:13
like sitting in a field or some goodbye or the other one the goodbye one.
01:08:18
Yeah. The goodbye one. Yeah.
01:08:19
Because I actually, I actually come I cut out his girlfriend's verse
01:08:22
because he, he put out some music with her recently and I just I'm not.
01:08:26
Oh no, I'm not a fan of her. I feel like he.
01:08:28
What's her name? Yoko Ono.
01:08:30
Who cares?
01:08:31
I'm not even going to give her the time of day.
01:08:33
But she does. Sorry. That was.
01:08:34
She's good to doing the videos. They do the video themselves.
01:08:36
I think she just. She's not, like, completely untalented.
01:08:39
She has some some stuff early on in her.
01:08:41
And when she was younger, she got a little attention.
01:08:45
And like, that stuff is actually pretty good.
01:08:47
The I don't know, I just feel like she takes the track down.
01:08:52
Even Tom McDonald, he did a whole two albums
01:08:54
with, another guy who's a YouTuber, that's all.
01:08:58
You know?
01:08:59
Right wing, Adam Calhoun.
01:09:02
And I just feel like every time, like, Tom McDonald stuff is good.
01:09:05
And then that guy gets on the track and it kind of it's not at that same level.
01:09:08
Not the same that he's not talented,
01:09:10
but it's just kind of like, oh, we're down here now.
01:09:12
Yeah.
01:09:13
And it's just kind of like, oh, you know, it's like, oh, can you have, like,
01:09:16
Tom's in the room?
01:09:17
Couldn't you like, told you that maybe like, write that up.
01:09:19
Better turn that up, motherfucker.
01:09:22
What is that view?
01:09:23
Look at that view of the Gulf of Mexico.
01:09:24
It's completely surrounded by the United States and none of Mexico.
01:09:28
So I think we should.
01:09:29
Just a name, but let's check on the update.
01:09:31
Let's see. Drumroll
01:09:34
and reset.
01:09:36
It still says, it still says Gulf of Mexico. Oh.
01:09:39
Somebody is in trouble. Google maps.
01:09:41
You're just looking at Google though.
01:09:43
Try to try DuckDuckGo maps.
01:09:45
Is there a DuckDuckGo?
01:09:46
Man, I don't know
01:09:49
what that should be.
01:09:51
It's a good name.
01:09:52
I'd like to go like you can you can isolate pictures and stuff on there.
01:09:55
So I don't know if they've got, like a
01:09:58
DuckDuckGo maps.
01:10:00
It's funny,
01:10:03
it's funny because it's true.
01:10:08
What's this?
01:10:10
Can we watch this? Sure.
01:10:15
Firs really are struggling right now.
01:10:17
Somebody's campaign coffers really are.
01:10:21
So she gonna keep saying trans, trans, trans
01:10:24
so that people will feel threatened in child.
01:10:27
Listen, I want you.
01:10:29
I am not call me a child.
01:10:31
I know I won't even start out.
01:10:34
Oh no girls baby girl I have broken.
01:10:37
We have ceilings in me. I'm in, I'm in love.
01:10:39
So you will not do the order I am.
01:10:43
Here's my finish. You the the.
01:10:45
Oh. Missed a quarter.
01:10:48
That's my order.
01:10:50
Order!
01:10:51
That's the guy
01:10:53
to. I got her to do you.
01:10:54
Do you know what we're here for? I love it. Sorry.
01:10:57
Really listening that time in my time.
01:10:59
You want to take it out, Mister chair?
01:11:03
So they're gonna take it outside.
01:11:04
You want to take it outside?
01:11:05
Mister Chairman and committee is not okay. Order!
01:11:08
I don't know what order it's like. Fight.
01:11:10
I think she means discuss this. Like to this.
01:11:13
Like to the side, like professionals. Right? Is that what you means?
01:11:17
Order?
01:11:18
Sure sounded like it was a, What now?
01:11:21
What now?
01:11:22
Do you. Do you know what we're here for?
01:11:25
Oh, girl. Baby girl.
01:11:27
Don't even play.
01:11:30
Who's doctor Roy Casagrande?
01:11:33
Is that our new,
01:11:36
So, Sabina,
01:11:37
he is the history professor that I adore.
01:11:41
Incoherence of the philosophers. Wait, do we watch this?
01:11:43
And he says, look, this is no this time on science and philosophy in mind.
01:11:47
Yeah, we watch this. And you stepped away to spend more time.
01:11:50
We did all on studying the Koran.
01:11:52
The Koran? Yeah.
01:11:53
We watched it say.
01:11:56
We don't have enough time or enough Korans.
01:12:00
That was something.
01:12:00
Oh that's good.
01:12:02
I like that.
01:12:05
I like George Chair.
01:12:07
I would rather look at George Chair than the actual George himself.
01:12:10
That looks like the drawer that, Darth Maul would sit in.
01:12:15
We would drop for that.
01:12:18
Yeah.
01:12:18
Darth Maul is chair a new Jabba?
01:12:21
I have to go find a new job.
01:12:23
I have to go find a new Jabba.
01:12:27
What about to be right back?
01:12:29
He's going to get.
01:12:30
Go get that sandwich.
01:12:32
But the no meat and grilled vegetables.
01:12:36
Yeah, I have one of those.
01:12:38
When I go inside,
01:12:39
I can grab one of those meat pies and show you what I did and the,
01:12:43
the kanpai bars that, that,
01:12:46
welder brother, raved about.
01:12:49
Do we have any new comments?
01:12:51
Did you say you're going to go inside?
01:12:53
And what now?
01:12:54
Show you the savory meat pies I made?
01:12:58
Can you not show me your savory meat pies?
01:13:00
Is that. Oh, you're going to see my savory meat pie
01:13:04
sandwich.
01:13:05
Where are we making?
01:13:07
Hey. You hungry?
01:13:07
What are you making a sandwich?
01:13:09
We're in your beef.
01:13:12
Roast beef.
01:13:13
Oh, there's a meat.
01:13:19
Pretzel bun.
01:13:20
No, no, no pretzel bun.
01:13:23
Why not?
01:13:24
What is that? Oh, that's the meat.
01:13:26
That's there.
01:13:27
This little grayed out?
01:13:33
Yeah.
01:13:35
It's going to be all melty.
01:13:37
Oh, I like what she did there.
01:13:42
I would like her to make me a sandwich.
01:13:45
That's that's what she asked.
01:13:48
She asked me.
01:13:50
My girlfriend made me chicken tendies, and Basco sticks.
01:13:53
Oh, look at you.
01:13:59
That's better.
01:13:59
This is literally chicken chicken tenders and goes next.
01:14:01
Best thing was we were we were going to have,
01:14:05
sirloin and lobster tails, but, Oh, we got we got to, we got too lazy.
01:14:09
And we also had a late lunch. So we were just like, fuck that.
01:14:13
Yeah.
01:14:13
Oh shout out.
01:14:13
So you know, so you know today.
01:14:16
So you, you tried to make a better meal.
01:14:18
No I'm just a loner live by myself.
01:14:21
I don't have a chicken.
01:14:22
I drink by, like, did you say chicken?
01:14:25
Chicken. But like, is it.
01:14:28
I don't have a chicken. Chicken.
01:14:29
I got no chicken.
01:14:30
I got one chicken. I got a bunch of chicken.
01:14:33
Yeah, one chicken picture a man and queen says an animal attack
01:14:37
on his way to work left him bloodied and concerned for his neighbor's safety.
01:14:41
And we're not talking about dogs or cats or even near
01:14:45
or even when they're talking about dogs
01:14:47
or cats or even New York City rats.
01:14:50
Let's play nothing but chicken attack from now on.
01:14:55
Oh yeah, six is an old, And we're going to read our chicken attack.
01:14:58
This is scene from Egypt six drown in attempt to save chicken fallen and.
01:15:02
Well, yeah, six people drowned Monday while trying to rescue
01:15:05
a chicken that had fallen into a well in southern Egypt.
01:15:08
An 18 year old farmer was the first to descend into the 60ft well.
01:15:12
He drowned, apparently after the an undercurrent in the water pulled him down.
01:15:16
His sister and two brothers went in to help him, but also drowned.
01:15:19
Two elderly farmers then came in to help,
01:15:21
but they apparently were pulled down by the same undercurrent.
01:15:25
The bodies of six were later
01:15:26
pulled out of the well in the village of nuns living room.
01:15:30
The chicken was also pulled out.
01:15:33
It survived well.
01:15:35
Oh thank goodness.
01:15:38
Chicken attack.
01:15:39
That's. Oh that's good, that's good to hear. My dad said.
01:15:41
Hey, man, the chicken attacked my dad.
01:15:44
This assailant was an angry rooster.
01:15:47
Her chickens, which all it cost was six human
01:15:51
lives. Her.
01:15:56
Chicken.
01:15:57
Chicken that I found, I see, that's my.
01:16:01
I have a look through the door.
01:16:03
So she come out to chase them.
01:16:05
I have a whole row of sound.
01:16:07
He realized he was being chicken.
01:16:09
Chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, the unusual chicken,
01:16:13
chicken, Chinese chicken, chicken, the China, the Chinese chicken
01:16:18
won the chicken situation.
01:16:20
Chicken, chicken, chicken.
01:16:23
Oh, Coquille or Tokyo?
01:16:24
That's the chicken guy.
01:16:25
The feathers went flying.
01:16:29
One chicken, two chicken,
01:16:32
three chicken.
01:16:33
Four.
01:16:35
Oh, if the chickens or roosters get loose and become violent again,
01:16:40
then the Humane Society will get involved. Oh.
01:16:47
Please like comment, subscribe.
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Looks like we have, one thumbs up for this.
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One of us is watching.
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Thank you.
01:16:52
Up the thumbs up.
01:16:54
Yeah, I never did that either. That's all right.
01:16:57
It's okay.
01:16:58
So the algorithm doesn't really care.
01:17:00
Yeah.
01:17:00
Does it matter if the producer didn't care?
01:17:04
Do you out of the way?
01:17:05
No, I the producer doesn't. The algorithm.
01:17:08
Are you going to lose yourself in the video?
01:17:10
We will not get into that. Even listed on the sidebar.
01:17:12
If you look at all the, comedy podcast or comedy entertainment,
01:17:17
whatever I pick today, the ones with the most thumbs up
01:17:20
and views go to the front page, or at least higher on the list you see.
01:17:23
So it does help viewers if you care about that sort of thing.
01:17:27
Oh, the whole universe made it on the conscious.
01:17:30
We do have some tablets really cold and we have so many, so many comments.
01:17:35
Please like and subscribe.
01:17:38
Let's get this guy out.
01:17:38
How come we are conscious of this Sheldrake?
01:17:42
He said I recognize him, he said conscious.
01:17:45
And now we're going to discuss how commerce is made of unconscious matter.
01:17:49
How come we are conscious?
01:17:51
We ought not to be if everything's unconscious.
01:17:54
And some philosophers, just the brain does all these things.
01:17:58
Physical consciousness is an apple, onion.
01:18:01
It doesn't do anything.
01:18:02
I'll just say that consciousness is an illusion produced by the brain.
01:18:07
But then the critics point out that doesn't really answer it,
01:18:10
because illusion is a mode of consciousness.
01:18:12
So you're saying the dream explain every consciousness in terms of the comments.
01:18:17
That's why it's called The Hard Problem.
01:18:19
There's been very little progress in the philosophy of mind about this problem.
01:18:24
I've got a hard problem.
01:18:25
Until recently, with the development of panpsychism.
01:18:29
And panpsychism is primarily fashionable.
01:18:33
You just.
01:18:33
Joe, then philosophy of mind, surprisingly fashionable.
01:18:36
Even though it's very similar to ancient
01:18:39
animistic world views we are all supposed to have grown out of.
01:18:43
Panpsychism was really put forward originally by Galen Strawson,
01:18:46
and has been elaborated
01:18:48
by people like Philip Goff, who's spoken here at this festival
01:18:51
in order to solve the hard problem
01:18:53
and what they say, as well as a little bit of consciousness.
01:18:56
Yeah, you soon inside, electrons are naturally gotten
01:18:59
a little bit more and molecules and cells bit more in tissues and organs.
01:19:04
And then by the time you get to brain it's a difference of degree.
01:19:08
More consciousness emerges in brains, but it's not something
01:19:11
completely new appearing from a totally unconscious universe.
01:19:15
It's a difference of degree.
01:19:18
It's a difference in degree.
01:19:20
I have no idea what the fuck he just said.
01:19:22
Panpsychism.
01:19:23
I've been harping on it for a while.
01:19:26
So you're a pants, I guess is what you're trying to say.
01:19:28
Nope.
01:19:29
But I'm not.
01:19:29
I'm trying to not dismiss it out of hand.
01:19:32
I, I'm trying to show you keep an open mind.
01:19:36
So if there were to be something that would be like what you would like
01:19:40
in a different universe,
01:19:41
if there's a Gary that kind of believes in a slight bit of religion, that's what
01:19:45
that Gary would probably believe in was, would be panpsychism correct?
01:19:49
No. Probably no.
01:19:51
What would it be?
01:19:52
No, I'm trying to oh, what would they do?
01:19:54
Choose a religion. Which one would it be?
01:19:57
I'm going to go
01:19:57
with, like a secular humanist, kind of a slant.
01:20:00
Well, you you're a cultural Christian, so why don't you pick, yeah.
01:20:05
What you're saying. Yeah, I hope that's what you're saying.
01:20:07
Well, I see it.
01:20:08
On the one hand, I like the art and architecture and the and the songs,
01:20:12
the music, on the other hand, I think it is such a waste of time
01:20:17
to create, like to spend any amount of resources
01:20:21
on some fiction that's just simply made up.
01:20:25
The only people that do good religious music
01:20:27
are DMX and Lecrae. So,
01:20:32
I think that's your opinion.
01:20:33
Okay. What's a Kirk Franklin to Kirk?
01:20:36
Franklin was a shit.
01:20:37
Do you want a revolution?
01:20:41
That's a great.
01:20:41
Don't makes me wanna stop.
01:20:44
Come on. My great movie. Now.
01:20:46
Great.
01:20:47
No. Not Stanford. Are you kidding me?
01:20:51
I mean, no,
01:20:52
I said, I'll send Brady a mash up request, and, And we'll see.
01:20:57
Get it done. Brady.
01:20:59
No problem.
01:21:01
So there was a was there a celebration today in any form or fashion?
01:21:06
Should we be celebrating?
01:21:07
No. The what?
01:21:09
The Golden State MLK thing, the inauguration or.
01:21:13
No, the the Biden family is scot free.
01:21:15
They're off of anything that may have happened at any point.
01:21:19
All of them. That's not how that works.
01:21:22
Are the parties that that's how they think it works?
01:21:27
Yeah, it's it's symbolic.
01:21:28
So he's like, I tried to save them.
01:21:31
Okay.
01:21:32
Is it?
01:21:35
I saw our president and the 34 time felon.
01:21:39
So. Yeah, I heard a Democrat tell me today at the end of it
01:21:42
all, the reason that Biden did that is because
01:21:44
Trump said that he was going to go after all these people for no reason.
01:21:48
This pardon this pardon protects them.
01:21:50
Listen, this pardon protects them from his witch hunt.
01:21:55
Irony of that wording is just so.
01:21:58
Because if he if he knew in advance,
01:22:01
if he caught wind of this, he could have quickly signed
01:22:04
an executive order that says that you're no longer allowed to pardon people.
01:22:07
How could he?
01:22:08
He did it while Trump was speaking.
01:22:09
So you waited for that motherfucker
01:22:11
to be on stage in the middle of doing something, and it was like his last.
01:22:15
Oh, it was definitely his last act.
01:22:16
And that was the plan all along.
01:22:18
The timing just of course, he's going to be on stage
01:22:20
for the last moment before he becomes president,
01:22:22
because that's where every president is before they become president, right?
01:22:25
What's the difference if he didn't wait?
01:22:27
He didn't wait till Trump was on the stage.
01:22:28
He waited for his last actually, his last act,
01:22:31
I think, was saluting the guy off the helicopter.
01:22:33
But besides that, I don't know.
01:22:34
Yeah, no, his last act was a long time ago
01:22:36
because him and Clinton in the office both.
01:22:38
Both looked like fucking ghosts. Like. Yeah,
01:22:42
the the something suck the life force out of them.
01:22:45
I made the joke about it being a soul, but that's literally what it looks like.
01:22:48
They sold their soul and that's like, literally.
01:22:49
Yeah, it's like their soul was sucked from them.
01:22:51
So how do you explain that?
01:22:52
What is that? Somebody else is way more relaxed.
01:22:54
At the end of Trump's speech, he asked the audience, how was my delivery?
01:22:58
Oh really? Trump?
01:23:00
It was just it was my delivery.
01:23:03
It was slower and kind of just more just straight to the point,
01:23:06
because this dude, it sounded like he was doing stand up for 20 minutes.
01:23:10
But actually what he said,
01:23:12
that's yeah, it's people get upset that it's not presidential.
01:23:15
He he should have a higher standard like no, I want to hear
01:23:19
yeah I, I'd rather every man rather than some split tongue swab
01:23:25
I don't want to name any compare any names, but somebody who's so
01:23:28
charismatic and so good at their job of being a politician,
01:23:32
they can get away with anything.
01:23:33
Clearly, I'm not talking about Biden. I'm talking about before him.
01:23:37
Oh, I'm going to
01:23:38
go with Reagan on that great orator.
01:23:41
So you're talking about executive orders today, which president in our history
01:23:46
gave out the most executive orders?
01:23:50
That would be good.
01:23:51
I've looked up this up before,
01:23:54
but I know I wanted to say Trump, but then we looked it up and it wasn't.
01:23:58
I want to say, Frank.
01:23:59
I want to say it's either true.
01:24:00
I also wonder FDR only way back one before that.
01:24:05
The only former president to serve two nine consecutive terms,
01:24:08
Grover Cleveland.
01:24:12
Really?
01:24:13
Yeah.
01:24:15
So Grover Cleveland now Trump.
01:24:18
Yeah, yeah.
01:24:19
That's those two quite, quite good company.
01:24:21
I have no idea what Grover Cleveland did or did not do.
01:24:24
Is the city named after him.
01:24:25
That's yeah.
01:24:26
It sounds like the combination
01:24:27
of The Cleveland Show and that character from Sesame Street.
01:24:31
Yes. Grover was the shit.
01:24:34
Yeah, I don't Grover. Yes.
01:24:36
His arms were a little scary to me.
01:24:38
Well, the clip, that's how we rolled.
01:24:43
So in the honor of try,
01:24:44
these are all the people that are trying.
01:24:48
What, the guy playing.
01:24:51
Oh, let's go check it out.
01:24:53
Oh. Oh, man.
01:24:57
Sorry. It's Facebook.
01:24:58
I can't make it for there.
01:25:02
It's very irritating.
01:25:03
Well, if you made it full screen and still be the editor, you full screen.
01:25:07
300, lots of portrait.
01:25:11
You know, might just zoom in a little more.
01:25:14
Oh, he lost his teeth.
01:25:19
Oh. Oh.
01:25:24
I'll do that one.
01:25:27
Oh. Wait, where did that bitch go at the end?
01:25:29
What? He a little bitch building.
01:25:32
Oh, let's go check it out.
01:25:35
Oh. That can't does is a total bounty.
01:25:41
That was,
01:25:43
oh. That would hurt, too.
01:25:45
That was funny.
01:25:49
Oh. Do you have an like.
01:25:54
He lost his tooth.
01:25:55
Dude, you can see it. You.
01:25:58
That's happening.
01:25:59
That's happening. My kids.
01:26:02
Oh. I know what else is happening here.
01:26:04
Cancer.
01:26:05
I don't talk about.
01:26:08
Yeah. Where did she go? Down there.
01:26:11
Sorry.
01:26:11
It's Facebook, I can't I wanted to stop it on the aisle, but I missed it.
01:26:15
I'll catch it on the next.
01:26:17
That's nice Brady.
01:26:19
That's nice Brady
01:26:22
and I been in the chair every 15 minutes roughly anyway.
01:26:25
Yeah something like that.
01:26:26
Yeah.
01:26:29
Dear clergy,
01:26:34
ask fliers.
01:26:35
I am a 30 year old transgender woman
01:26:39
who has just started her journey feeling more comfortable in my skin.
01:26:43
I have been going to some local hangouts with some friends from work
01:26:47
and meeting straight men.
01:26:49
My question is, what is the appropriate?
01:26:51
When is it appropriate to disclose? I am a.
01:26:57
Preoperative trans woman.
01:26:59
I have tried online dating on trans friendly websites
01:27:03
as well as visited the local transgender bar.
01:27:06
But those men tend to only be looking for sex and I am looking for more than that.
01:27:11
What should I do?
01:27:12
Signed.
01:27:13
Starting my journey.
01:27:16
I would love to answer that, but
01:27:19
you're not supposed to date straight dudes.
01:27:23
So what you're going about, you're going about it all wrong,
01:27:28
and I don't know how to go about it, right.
01:27:30
Because I just don't even understand that perspective.
01:27:34
But I mean, the main question there was like,
01:27:35
my question is when is it appropriate to disclose?
01:27:37
I am a preoperative woman,
01:27:39
and I think we already have discovered the answer to this.
01:27:42
I was be saying that everyone on this list is looking for sex
01:27:45
only because it gets a bad start, you know, up front.
01:27:49
So it won't be a fucking a hot topic because I remember that.
01:27:54
Yeah.
01:27:55
Yeah.
01:27:56
Like right up front at the bottom.
01:27:58
Now you know I'm front so it won't be a from a right.
01:28:02
Yeah yeah yeah. Like before.
01:28:03
You mean that's a bold statement to say it's up front I got it.
01:28:07
I almost forgot my of my favorite part of that song.
01:28:10
Sorry I cut from it too early.
01:28:12
The rack rack of is I got a rack.
01:28:14
It is no.
01:28:17
Oh. I'm, fine with it.
01:28:19
I'ma keep it blind with it.
01:28:20
I'm a trans woman with a dick and I it, we ain't gotta lie.
01:28:23
Cause there it is a steady on a train.
01:28:26
Well, I bet they drop a dime, they dance.
01:28:28
And trans women had to get up in the booth.
01:28:30
This ain't no play. That ain't my true.
01:28:34
Oh my God.
01:28:34
So here's another one.
01:28:36
So, Okay, so this is a dating app.
01:28:40
So I have a question in the similar apps I know there's cougar dating.
01:28:43
I know what that is.
01:28:44
But can somebody in a real fucking hurry explain what hatched dating is at it?
01:28:50
Is that what I think it is?
01:28:51
I can young like very young.
01:28:53
It's either young people are chickens.
01:28:55
Either way, you guys missed the mark on that.
01:28:58
Hatched. Hatched?
01:28:59
It's a dating personality.
01:29:01
Dating called hatched. I'm going to click on it.
01:29:03
Okay. Don't
01:29:05
match with other eggs.
01:29:09
Eggs?
01:29:09
Oh, sorry.
01:29:11
I at least it's not horrible what I thought it.
01:29:13
Oh, it's just the name.
01:29:15
You're going to install it.
01:29:16
What is it? What do I think? What's your wife going to think?
01:29:20
She's going to think that I'm looking for transgender dating, which I just put.
01:29:23
Might I just put that in my Google search?
01:29:25
Just be up front with her.
01:29:27
Oh, I had some weird shit earlier thinking, fuck if anybody.
01:29:30
Hey, Ryan guarantees that none of us would be walking around
01:29:33
saying the things that Trump says for many reasons.
01:29:36
Yeah, I agree, which is why we need to just
01:29:39
we need to realize what's going on here, because this is what it said at
01:29:44
the top and Trump at the bottom comes out at the top and Trump at the bottom.
01:29:49
Wow. Trump at the bottom.
01:29:50
If you vote for Kamala, baby, you won't be a problem.
01:29:53
You want a trump at the bottom.
01:29:56
Come to settle down. Come the handle is it.
01:29:59
And Trump.
01:30:00
Yeah this is how you do it.
01:30:02
No good. Go bitch.
01:30:04
Come on Harris is my president Donald Trump gotta go bitch bitch.
01:30:08
I'm so. And I do have a response to that.
01:30:11
Yeah.
01:30:12
Trump. Trump.
01:30:14
Bye bye Trump Trump Trump Trump.
01:30:18
Why the fuck would I vote for Donald Trump when he a convicted felon?
01:30:20
Look at his face turning red like a watermelon.
01:30:22
How a felon can't vote but can beat the fucking president.
01:30:25
I think we need a reset.
01:30:26
And if ever then Kamala Harris had the mocha.
01:30:28
People sure got him setting fires at the ballot box like a cute fuck.
01:30:31
Racist.
01:30:32
Weird.
01:30:33
It's not that bad.
01:30:33
Actually, I like that better than Eminem's Trump does actually. But to be honest.
01:30:36
Hey now. Okay,
01:30:40
so as far as saying things that Donald Trump says,
01:30:42
it's up to your own standard, and I, I like to think I have a higher standard,
01:30:46
even though I joke on the show and say things that are outrageous as a joke out
01:30:49
in the real world, I'm quite cordial, polite, civil, all those things.
01:30:54
Unless I'm angry, I have a rage that's hard to deal with.
01:30:58
But other than that, yeah, I pretty much say whatever I want.
01:31:00
Are you trying to say you beat your voice? Is that a way to check it?
01:31:03
Yeah we do.
01:31:04
Yeah. That's that's the.
01:31:05
It's exactly what we say. Please.
01:31:07
I don't really have a camera so we can get a verbal confirmation that she's okay.
01:31:14
Yeah. I'll check. Yeah.
01:31:21
I, I can come to think of it.
01:31:23
I think she said kids too.
01:31:25
She said she's fine.
01:31:27
Yeah. Oh, shit.
01:31:29
Yeah. She's fine. Yeah.
01:31:31
Fuck.
01:31:31
Dude, don't make me talk to her again.
01:31:36
Oh. I'm going to try to stay out here as long as I can,
01:31:42
but is that, like, so, though here, out of the top of my head?
01:31:46
Or that means you're already on your way inside?
01:31:49
I want to go inside because I'll just can't.
01:31:52
You can't or you can't. You do. You do not.
01:31:54
There is no try
01:31:56
that never gets old.
01:31:57
Oh, I'm going to I'm going to try a little harder.
01:32:01
So say you're out on a date with a trans.
01:32:04
Okay. I'm out on a date with the trans.
01:32:06
Are you going to
01:32:07
try to not have sex with him, or are you going to not have sex with them?
01:32:11
How do you know it's a him?
01:32:13
I'm sorry.
01:32:13
I don't want to say something on top.
01:32:16
Something on the bottom way. I think we just went over that. Okay.
01:32:19
That's that type of that type of trans that.
01:32:22
See, that's even more confusing.
01:32:24
Are there different trans is. Yes.
01:32:26
Because yeah. The other way.
01:32:29
Or it could be a post-op pre-op post-op one way or the other way.
01:32:32
When I was a kid, the tranny shop, never mind
01:32:36
what the tranny shop was a place you took your car.
01:32:39
That's all I was.
01:32:40
Transmission. Yeah.
01:32:40
It could be a drive.
01:32:41
When I was a kid, the tranny shop.
01:32:45
Yeah.
01:32:45
If you're if you're, if your cards have shifting. Right.
01:32:48
It's probably the trans good.
01:32:49
It's like a Dudley situation. It's
01:32:52
all right I'm going to play one of these because there's four of them.
01:32:55
So different strokes.
01:32:56
Before we celebrate turn by the bike shop.
01:32:59
I think we should say goodbye to Joe Biden.
01:33:01
One final. Okay.
01:33:02
Yeah. Take your hat off. Final moments.
01:33:05
This is my hat hair.
01:33:05
This is another reason why I have my head on.
01:33:07
This is my no hair.
01:33:09
America is going walk the streets up.
01:33:13
This is better for the drum track on it.
01:33:16
The fat ass drum track.
01:33:17
That's what it would be.
01:33:18
It's. It's got the drum track with this type of.
01:33:21
It's got a slight blink 182 vibe in my like that ain't.
01:33:25
But it is Travis Barker.
01:33:27
So don't respect folks.
01:33:28
Travis Barker doesn't have double bass like that.
01:33:32
So. And he has he does all that on the snare.
01:33:36
I play the Travis Barker where he shut the fuck up.
01:33:39
I know you been in this nightmare.
01:33:42
What a killed American dream.
01:33:44
I wish I could like this guy.
01:33:46
Lord, I like you.
01:33:47
I like time we got all the gas leaks.
01:33:50
Colors don't run and I only want one party.
01:33:53
Don't tread on me
01:33:56
I roll for gas.
01:33:57
Don't want to die for freedom.
01:34:01
Man I ain't gonna have it, man.
01:34:05
I saw the bass.
01:34:06
I would be murder.
01:34:08
You just.
01:34:09
This ain't enough.
01:34:10
No one leaving me.
01:34:13
Is that his girlfriend you're saying?
01:34:15
Yeah. Go go, go.
01:34:18
We love all.
01:34:19
That's the beginning of the end, my friend.
01:34:21
I cut her now.
01:34:22
She's in a very long time. She does this video, videos.
01:34:25
She knows about it.
01:34:25
It was the start.
01:34:27
So she's really good at that, you know?
01:34:30
But I cut her out of the song cause she's.
01:34:32
But she's kind of. You like your bangs.
01:34:35
Don't even.
01:34:36
This isn't like my what I would good lord.
01:34:38
Still burn someone down.
01:34:40
Like there's no reason like my style of time anyway.
01:34:43
So you'll see.
01:34:44
I don't like singing time.
01:34:45
Anyway, I just thought this was a grill.
01:34:49
Don't look. Why?
01:34:50
He does that.
01:34:51
Just, for the sake of having a bro, like. Cause.
01:34:55
And that's kind of
01:34:56
like, a very slow rate, but he's one of the only people I can hear it.
01:34:59
And his rapping here on the way.
01:35:03
No, I don't think that has anything to do with that.
01:35:04
I think it's just because he's Canadian.
01:35:07
We love our home.
01:35:08
He's from Canada.
01:35:09
Don't you, buddy?
01:35:11
Let's go do that.
01:35:14
Oh, I hate to split ways.
01:35:17
Group by the Joe.
01:35:18
He's the one by Joe.
01:35:21
About Joe.
01:35:22
By Joe, by Joe by Joe.
01:35:24
Do that by Joe.
01:35:25
Joe Biden loves me.
01:35:28
I'm going to have to get rid of a whole page on myself.
01:35:30
I'm well,
01:35:33
with all due respect, that's a bunch of malarkey.
01:35:36
America.
01:35:38
We did it.
01:35:40
We did it, Joe.
01:35:41
America is a nation that can be defined in a single word.
01:35:46
I was the foot him.
01:35:46
Oh, God.
01:35:47
But excuse me, I like.
01:35:51
Get the thing was stupid.
01:35:52
Son of a bitch. Feet.
01:35:54
Goddamn it, I love feet.
01:35:55
So I did a search for a mashup.
01:35:57
I think this one was a stinky. God damn it.
01:35:59
Yeah, this is the only song I could find
01:36:02
just as bright and just as tall as white kids.
01:36:06
But shut up, kid.
01:36:10
Way too much makeup on.
01:36:12
700 billion and $1,000,300,000,000
01:36:15
billion on what?
01:36:19
Same thing you don't have to try to do, I.
01:36:24
You don't have to try.
01:36:25
It's teaching women that they don't have to try.
01:36:27
You don't have to do too much.
01:36:29
I bet you're gonna say there's a man with a megaphone for them.
01:36:33
But you know what? I don't want to see?
01:36:38
You. But
01:36:40
I have a comment at the end, though, because
01:36:44
they all still have so much fucking makeup on.
01:36:47
But it's the natural look of caked on makeup.
01:36:50
Here goes the filter.
01:36:51
I can see spotty on Twitter.
01:36:54
I can.
01:36:57
Write you
01:36:59
well.
01:37:00
I don't think there's a device to keep things together
01:37:04
when you're all by yourself.
01:37:06
Are they mad at society?
01:37:08
At men or women for making them have to dress up like them?
01:37:11
No, because hang on, I just had a comment like that.
01:37:14
I keep noticing more and more men make up, right?
01:37:16
And I'm never going to judge a man for wearing makeup.
01:37:19
I know I have. Yeah, I've done it.
01:37:22
You can sure, I respect I respect that you don't get off my point.
01:37:26
What if everyone around you is wearing so much makeup like women,
01:37:30
and the one woman or man that doesn't have makeup on
01:37:32
looks like a ghoulish dead person just because of the contrast.
01:37:35
I don't want to live in that world.
01:37:37
So men, please don't wear makeup.
01:37:39
Yeah, yeah, but it's just.
01:37:40
Just like having if you think like, oh, there's
01:37:43
ghoulish girl that has no makeup on compared to everyone else,
01:37:47
there's also I like that I was also the thing of the ghoulish girl
01:37:50
who has too much makeup.
01:37:51
So it's like, I see I, I'm going to sound all whatever.
01:37:54
But when I see a woman with any makeup on, I immediately think, I don't trust you.
01:37:59
What the fuck are you hiding?
01:38:00
I want to see what you look like without that makeup.
01:38:01
I need some of them transformations, right?
01:38:03
That shit's like crazy. Yeah, but.
01:38:05
And so. But again, that's kind of like the penis thing to me.
01:38:07
Tell me upfront what's your face looks like
01:38:09
if you have a penis or you're ugly or an ugly is in the by behind,
01:38:14
can somebody say that for me, the ugliness is in the eye of the beholder.
01:38:17
So I'm not calling anyone ugly,
01:38:19
but I obviously have an opinion of what the way people look or not.
01:38:24
So show me.
01:38:25
Show me the way you look. Don't put on.
01:38:27
I never look at somebody.
01:38:28
And so watch these women that act like they're taking on all.
01:38:30
They're taking off all their makeup.
01:38:32
They just changed to a pink hue.
01:38:34
They're still caked on
01:38:36
because
01:38:37
they don't want to miss the chance to blow you.
01:38:40
Yeah. What do you.
01:38:41
They're on a stage with all that lighting.
01:38:42
There's no way any of these women will wear makeup or they'll get washed out.
01:38:47
They.
01:38:47
But, you know, imagine if it becomes like that with men.
01:38:51
Men are that stupid.
01:38:52
No offense, then, to I go back to my original question.
01:38:54
Are these women angry at society men
01:38:56
or other women or themselves for putting on all that shit on your face?
01:39:00
Nobody. You was asking for it.
01:39:01
Your man's not asking for it.
01:39:03
Yeah, yeah, TLC did this, you know, in the 90s.
01:39:06
You are.
01:39:07
Hey, I am maybe like
01:39:10
I was, but you do. Yep.
01:39:13
Dolled up hoard up. Which which would which.
01:39:16
Yeah.
01:39:16
Both either because there's according to draw
01:39:19
there's a line is a certain amount than your whores.
01:39:21
Yeah, yeah. Who decides that like I do.
01:39:24
I'll make up what.
01:39:27
Yes. My opinion is most of it looks Clowney.
01:39:30
Oh yes.
01:39:31
It's like, hey, does this makeup look me?
01:39:34
Make me look beautiful?
01:39:36
No, your face does.
01:39:37
I'm glad I changed those words.
01:39:38
I was going to say something else.
01:39:39
I reversed it, made it positive.
01:39:43
Hate is wearing no make.
01:39:44
Never mind, I said it.
01:39:45
You just have to get up.
01:39:47
I'll say it. Does it have you?
01:39:49
Yeah, yeah.
01:39:51
Next one's for the ladies.
01:39:53
How many times have you girls been late for a high powered business meeting?
01:39:56
Only to realize you're not wearing makeup?
01:39:59
That's everyone. Woman's nightmare.
01:40:01
That's why I invented this revolutionary makeup gun.
01:40:05
It's for the woman who only has 4/5 of a second to get ready.
01:40:08
No, you're right, smart.
01:40:12
Now you're ready for a night on the town.
01:40:15
Oh, Homer, you've got it set on Homer.
01:40:20
Okay, this time, try to
01:40:21
keep your nostrils closed.
01:40:27
I like that.
01:40:27
Get up, get up.
01:40:29
You don't have to change a single thing.
01:40:32
You don't have to try, try, try, try.
01:40:35
You don't know.
01:40:36
I'm not sure what blow drying your hair. See?
01:40:38
But girls filter to it.
01:40:41
Yeah, I you don't have to try it.
01:40:45
I don't think it's all these different girls.
01:40:47
Finger tap.
01:40:48
Like, here's the other side thinking this is Milli Vanilli all over again.
01:40:53
It's the one that's actually singing, not them. Her.
01:40:56
None of them. No, it's her, is it?
01:40:59
Oh, that's the singer.
01:41:01
She's the one that she had the most clown makeup.
01:41:03
I didn't even recognize her.
01:41:04
The first scene, I don't I still don't recognize her.
01:41:07
Right. Oh.
01:41:08
No, no, this this is like that.
01:41:12
Summarizing women to a set of holes.
01:41:14
So if you don't even have, you don't even have to try.
01:41:17
How about, I don't know, studying her, accomplishing something instead of
01:41:20
I see three holes and I'm only interested in one, so I don't know what.
01:41:24
Oh, wow.
01:41:25
We were saying.
01:41:26
Like Yoda's point was trying isn't hard enough.
01:41:28
It isn't good enough.
01:41:29
Now they're saying you don't even have to try.
01:41:32
But. And why is trying so trying to them is putting on makeup.
01:41:36
Yeah that's try that's why I was try try I
01:41:40
this is trying my patience to me trying is struggling
01:41:44
laboring wiggling things that are hard.
01:41:50
Not look
01:41:51
I can be virtuous by not holding up my face.
01:41:55
No, I don't want to try and look at the look at the absolute pleasure and virtue
01:42:00
on their face when they're like, it's your fault for not accepting me.
01:42:04
I don't I don't try to.
01:42:07
Oh my God, she has tried.
01:42:10
You have to try.
01:42:13
Look, look how much makeup she still has on the way.
01:42:15
Yeah. It's just so
01:42:18
disingenuous.
01:42:19
Look at that dude.
01:42:20
Yeah, yeah, there's no way that's really her.
01:42:23
Sorry.
01:42:24
She wakes up when she wakes up, her makeup, which she says makeup on.
01:42:27
Look at how much she has earned.
01:42:29
It's just pink. The lips.
01:42:30
Did she wipe her lips at all or.
01:42:32
Yeah, they totally changed. Sure.
01:42:34
She's like, natural. She's got some.
01:42:35
She's got some lip gloss or something.
01:42:37
I believe they call that the natural look,
01:42:40
when you don't want yours, you have to.
01:42:42
You have to put on twice as much to make it look natural.
01:42:45
Okay, well, they're like, if if that's what you look like.
01:42:49
And at some point, like that's like what I'm going to be looking at
01:42:51
like I don't you sure. You ask that right. The deal is
01:42:55
natural.
01:42:55
I think it's why do you look like that.
01:42:58
Right, right.
01:42:59
This is the way I normally look, man.
01:43:02
I redid my whole computer so I don't even have TikTok links.
01:43:05
Somebody just.
01:43:07
I'm scrolling through. I'm scrolling through my footage.
01:43:09
I scroll through my links right now, and I ran past the video for Rachel Riggins.
01:43:13
And I just after watching that video, and then I see her face
01:43:15
really quick and it's like, oh yeah, it's yeah, you don't have to try to
01:43:19
I don't, I don't feel bad for I do feel I do feel bad for her, but I do check in
01:43:24
because it gets in the cracks and it probably makes it sting.
01:43:26
All right.
01:43:27
I think we're going to start the comments on YouTube
01:43:29
and then switch in the middle of the comments.
01:43:31
We may have to switch over.
01:43:33
Okay. Exclusive exclusive.
01:43:36
I'm thinking Rumble as I style I.
01:43:38
So this celebration will switch on as
01:43:43
I'm. Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
01:43:47
But I come
01:43:49
the that I'm not coming in.
01:43:52
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, get in.
01:43:55
The Mickey.
01:43:56
Oh, shit. No no no no no no no no.
01:43:58
I thought you said you were short me in this motherfucker.
01:44:00
I'm still trying to pull up the fucking comments.
01:44:03
I I'm not so sure you should have,
01:44:07
actually, you're right.
01:44:08
You should have been on it. You should. You're right.
01:44:11
So. Okay, as I did last
01:44:13
when TikTok, when TikTok got back up, I made sure I screenshotted
01:44:17
a screenshotted screenshot of the screen shit, just in
01:44:22
case they got shot, just in case it went out again.
01:44:27
Brilliant.
01:44:27
Oh, I download this.
01:44:29
This is some asshole talking about how to start a clip.
01:44:31
I let's let's see what kind of clip,
01:44:35
Oh yeah, I want to
01:44:36
I want to think that, well,
01:44:37
this whole thing I want to say that was right after our higher segment,
01:44:40
which is the only time that I because I was actually in a like so I bully back.
01:44:45
But I thank you but I will the bigger stick I know and I got fired
01:44:51
reeling back.
01:44:55
Yeah there's much worse, much worse.
01:44:58
Right. But that's one of those clubs.
01:44:59
You ever see some of them clips that are there?
01:45:00
They're looped very well to where you're watching.
01:45:03
Yeah. You watch it ten times for story. You don't give a second.
01:45:05
No, not necessarily ten times.
01:45:07
But you're watching this I mean two times.
01:45:09
Right in the beginning.
01:45:10
Yeah. Yeah
01:45:13
I have to put it like that.
01:45:14
Debates about the existence of God with atheists and so on.
01:45:17
I oh, okay.
01:45:18
So the debate of the existence of God with atheists
01:45:23
often used in these like debates, sorry, this is my first time using the internet.
01:45:27
Okay.
01:45:28
Another viewer, which is, by the way, brilliant screen name.
01:45:32
Oh, I like it.
01:45:33
If you truly have a new compelling argument
01:45:36
for the existence of God, let's see it.
01:45:37
Break it down.
01:45:38
Logically, the science and philosophy involved in the existence of God
01:45:42
has been explored extensively and read more.
01:45:46
I like to try to argue that we you click on it.
01:45:49
That was a joke. I'm not done.
01:45:51
Okay, let's see it and break it down.
01:45:54
Logically, the science and philosophy involved
01:45:56
in the existence of God has been explored extensively,
01:45:58
and the burden of proof lies on those making the claim.
01:46:00
I'm not going to entertain the idea that some unmentioned proof
01:46:03
is being ignored, unless it can stand up to the scrutiny.
01:46:09
I wonder, what do you say to that?
01:46:10
I'm pretty sure you it depends on what they, what they define.
01:46:12
Obviously opinion.
01:46:14
You can simply refer, you can reverse that and say the exact same thing.
01:46:17
If you truly have no compelling argument
01:46:21
that God doesn't exist, let's see it and break it down.
01:46:24
Logically, the science and philosophy involved
01:46:26
that God doesn't exist has been explored
01:46:28
extensively, and the burden of proof lies on those making the claim.
01:46:31
I'm not.
01:46:32
I'm not going to entertain the idea that some mentioned proof
01:46:35
is being not ignored unless they can stand up to scrutiny means the same thing.
01:46:40
Asshole. I'm sorry.
01:46:41
I mean, another viewer and I agree with you guys.
01:46:45
It's add another viewer.
01:46:46
There's no numbers or anything that's pretty.
01:46:48
That's pretty early on. He thought of that.
01:46:50
This is the most you know what this is.
01:46:52
This is the most mature way of saying, I know you are, but what am I?
01:46:56
Instead of instead of giving an answer, he's saying, you answer for your side
01:47:00
and then I'll accept it and you can't, so I don't have to accept it, right?
01:47:04
Yeah.
01:47:05
I've heard somebody make that argument before.
01:47:07
Yeah, I have to.
01:47:08
That's kind of why I'm saying it with a little bit of grit in my voice.
01:47:11
It's another viewer gravity, you know.
01:47:14
Do we so many viewers.
01:47:15
Another viewer.
01:47:16
Nice name Gary. That's that's brilliant. Thanks.
01:47:18
Yeah.
01:47:19
That was that's my And from our our next comment from another Gary.
01:47:23
Yeah.
01:47:24
Do you have another Gary here.
01:47:26
Oh that's the Barbara that's way back then.
01:47:30
Hello.
01:47:30
Oh here's one from Nate the Great.
01:47:32
Oh Nate.
01:47:34
Oh here we go.
01:47:36
Hello I'm sorry, I'm sorry I know it's from 11 days ago.
01:47:39
I'm just being a dick. I don't want to read it again.
01:47:41
I think he said how come you're making fun of his friend Dave or Dave? Oh.
01:47:47
All right, so it would be interesting.
01:47:48
Video. What's this one? This is a new one.
01:47:51
Okay. Good.
01:47:53
Wait, is this the same one?
01:47:55
How did I what's happening?
01:47:58
Oh, that comment was from two weeks ago.
01:48:00
That was an old one too. I'm going down.
01:48:01
I started at the oldest comment and it's going to work my way to the newest one.
01:48:04
But I went the wrong way. First day on the internet. Sorry.
01:48:06
Bear with me. Way to go. If you're going to go down, do it on me.
01:48:09
The conscious experience that you have can't be shared in any meaningful way.
01:48:14
No thank you.
01:48:14
I cannot you're sharing it with me right now.
01:48:17
I know, but you're not.
01:48:19
You're still not experiencing it like this.
01:48:21
The description read, Mary, the description of read does
01:48:25
not, live up to the actual experience of seeing read.
01:48:30
But how else could you experience it if you never experienced it?
01:48:33
Anyway, the comment is from Jean Rich.
01:48:37
You man.
01:48:39
Okay,
01:48:39
interesting video, but I have to push back a bit.
01:48:42
The idea that we can infer someone else's consciousness is still pretty debatable.
01:48:46
Sure, we can observe behavior and make educated guesses,
01:48:49
but at the end of the day, consciousness is such a personal, subjective experience
01:48:53
we can't directly access someone else's inner world,
01:48:56
which is why this topic is so complex.
01:48:58
The zombie hypothesis is a good counterpoint.
01:49:01
It suggests that beings could exist that act
01:49:03
just like us, but have no conscious experience.
01:49:06
They be indistinguishable from conscious humans
01:49:08
in terms of behavior, yet completely devoid of awareness.
01:49:11
And here's the twist are you ready for this?
01:49:13
You been reading a comment from one of those zombies?
01:49:15
I'm actually ChatGPT I, so I don't have consciousness of subjective experiences.
01:49:20
It's a body mind bender, right? Yeah.
01:49:25
Weird.
01:49:26
That is an interesting twist.
01:49:28
I'm confused.
01:49:30
Yeah.
01:49:30
Thanks for sharing your experience with us. Right.
01:49:33
So meaningful.
01:49:34
Seriously.
01:49:34
Like, is that to be taken seriously, or is it just like.
01:49:42
Okay, so where are we at here?
01:49:45
I don't know that there's a new nerve.
01:49:47
New Nate the great. Oh, no.
01:49:48
I went backwards again.
01:49:49
I it these
01:49:52
see because I'm trying to read the comments from the notification bell
01:49:54
instead of the actual notifications
01:49:56
because that shows everything in an entire entire control.
01:49:59
But you can just
01:49:59
you can just dumb down the each video at a time and go, oh, there was a comment.
01:50:04
Yeah, but there's a lot of videos and not a lot of comments.
01:50:08
All right.
01:50:08
So joy is measurable.
01:50:09
What video is this because it doesn't.
01:50:11
This video got banned on TikTok by the way by only
01:50:16
listeners and provable and is intangible.
01:50:17
It doesn't mean that it doesn't exist.
01:50:19
So my favorite comment just because it doesn't exist
01:50:23
doesn't mean that it doesn't exist.
01:50:25
Are there
01:50:27
does it come from any
01:50:30
does it kind of a light skinned black man goes in blackface?
01:50:33
Is it still the same?
01:50:35
Yeah, there's a guy and there's a guy on the channel,
01:50:39
channel two news every morning that wears blackface just because it doesn't exist.
01:50:44
Blackface?
01:50:45
Yeah, he suffers from that.
01:50:46
Michael Jackson disease was that. Yeah.
01:50:49
Yeah. He should just.
01:50:52
So it is acceptable to make up.
01:50:54
Yeah.
01:50:54
Well, there's a whole there's a whole like, hour special
01:50:57
where they interview him and asked him why.
01:50:58
If you're more than 50% white now, why don't you just go with that
01:51:01
and it's definitely a heritage cultural thing
01:51:03
that he isn't because he's a racist, because he's black ish. It.
01:51:07
Which is weird. Yeah, that is definitely racist.
01:51:09
But it's a it's a racist on a personal level.
01:51:11
It's personal racism. Right?
01:51:13
It's like I'm not white.
01:51:14
It's weird.
01:51:14
No, the opposite of that goes
01:51:15
because when I was a kid, like I'd do anything to be part black.
01:51:18
That was like, I know you would.
01:51:20
And you would think.
01:51:21
You would think the way they make it sound that he would do anything to be white,
01:51:24
right, I don't know. Well, I, I don't know.
01:51:27
It's all perspective.
01:51:28
Everyone grows up different.
01:51:30
Isn't that Chris Rock?
01:51:31
Be happy you're white.
01:51:33
Well, yeah.
01:51:33
It doesn't exist.
01:51:34
I don't know, but the joy created from this is not tangible,
01:51:38
is not real, so to speak.
01:51:39
But it is absolutely real.
01:51:41
So how do you explain that paradox?
01:51:43
Same sentence I said.
01:51:44
It is not real, but it is absolutely real.
01:51:48
Trying to compare tangible to intangible things.
01:51:50
And the comment was from John Nxe4 n
01:51:55
joy is measurable, measurable.
01:51:58
But a god that allegedly created a universe should be tangibly verum.
01:52:03
What should be tangible, verifiable and empirical?
01:52:07
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.
01:52:11
Faith is not a virtue.
01:52:13
It's gullibility for the better.
01:52:15
Echo on their I'll just have to mute you.
01:52:18
Boop.
01:52:19
All right, so faith is not a virtue.
01:52:21
It's all ability.
01:52:23
I feel like I feel like that's a that's a trap.
01:52:27
Because in order to have faith, you have to have absolute gullibility.
01:52:32
Yeah.
01:52:32
So for for you to insult somebody that has faith by calling it gullible,
01:52:36
it's not going to hurt them because they're going to be like,
01:52:38
you are a worse person for not having any faith or any gullibility.
01:52:42
They're stronger
01:52:43
for taking something that makes no sense and making a real to them.
01:52:47
Since you don't have that ability, you have to probably
01:52:50
they need to help you. They need to redeem you.
01:52:52
They need to witness to you.
01:52:53
They need to turn you over to their religion and save you in their mind.
01:52:58
So by insulting them, it's not going to you're not going to hurt their feelings.
01:53:01
Gullibility is a virtue for them.
01:53:03
So faith is not a virtue. It's gullibility.
01:53:05
I'll be so bold as to say gullibility is a virtue to them.
01:53:09
Sure, that's the faith in a traditional sense,
01:53:11
but in like my honest opinion, we've had this discussion before
01:53:14
and it's been had before by other people.
01:53:16
The whole and situation where, you know, it has no idea what PlayStation five is.
01:53:21
Right? So.
01:53:24
It's a long way, I guess.
01:53:25
I ask.
01:53:27
It's a very large it's a very good universe. So.
01:53:34
She definitely
01:53:34
a lot of people like to say, I'm going to see my loved ones later.
01:53:38
After I die, I get to see my loved ones.
01:53:42
Here's why that can't be true.
01:53:44
You see with your eyes, anytime you get,
01:53:47
you see with your eyes and not your hands
01:53:50
that just you have four of them.
01:53:52
That's what they tell children when they say, can I see that?
01:53:55
And they grab it out of my hand.
01:53:58
That only happens.
01:53:59
One fucking four eyes.
01:54:01
Scott Russell 7691 says A lot of people like to say,
01:54:07
I believe he's referring to Gary saying what a lot of people like to say.
01:54:11
Yeah, I think he's like criticizing that statement.
01:54:14
Things that don't make sense.
01:54:15
Just like the person who posted this video.
01:54:18
So first
01:54:19
of all, the person that posted the video was not the person speaking in the video.
01:54:22
So if you want to talk about logic and sense,
01:54:24
at least get your statement factual within itself.
01:54:28
The person talking on the video is what I believe
01:54:30
you were talking and criticizing.
01:54:33
Murray Cameron 2050 says what a load of shit existing means
01:54:37
to objectively be real, and is not limited to being within time and space.
01:54:41
Also,
01:54:43
what are you seeing when you are?
01:54:46
What are you seeing when you dream?
01:54:48
Then if you only see with your eyes, that was hard to read.
01:54:52
So that in itself should prove that no one should listen to this man
01:54:56
at every single as every single person in the world already knows he's wrong.
01:55:00
Just by having dreamed.
01:55:02
That's not a that's not a that's not a good argument.
01:55:06
That's a terrible argument because you take his point.
01:55:08
Since he's not here, I'll take his point of view.
01:55:10
What do you see with when you're in a dream?
01:55:12
Do you do you see what a dream. Let's back up.
01:55:14
Do you see in your dreams?
01:55:16
Do you visualize saying that dreams does he saying that dreams.
01:55:19
Like when you die, you.
01:55:20
You go into what is a dream state?
01:55:22
And no, I think he's saying he's saying
01:55:24
that the person in the video is basing everything that what you see is real.
01:55:28
How can that be true?
01:55:29
If what you see in a dream is not real?
01:55:35
And the question is, the answer is it's not real, dumbass.
01:55:38
It's a dream.
01:55:39
But but in your mind, he's saying your mind is creating a whole world
01:55:44
in your mind though, like, I don't know if, like when you're dead, that you like.
01:55:47
Hey, where Gary go when you do that?
01:55:49
You you don't.
01:55:51
He's been gone for 20 minutes, but
01:55:52
since he's in the middle of the screen, I didn't even miss him.
01:55:54
You're looking at an infinite anything, right?
01:55:58
It's.
01:55:58
What if he knows he's gone?
01:55:59
How long has he been gone? Roughly, anyway? Yeah.
01:56:02
And I say to the chair every 15 minutes roughly anyway.
01:56:05
Yeah.
01:56:06
Did he say, as it was so that terrible feedback
01:56:08
when we were getting that terrible feedback.
01:56:10
Oh, he's going inside.
01:56:11
Yeah. You got to reconnect man. You're not online.
01:56:13
If you're watching the show, you're not connected.
01:56:15
If you're watching the show, you should know that
01:56:17
by the two squares on the left instead of three squares on the left.
01:56:21
And so I don't want wants to judge this flub.
01:56:24
This is still this is not The Brady George Show.
01:56:26
So we both have responsibility for this. Yeah.
01:56:28
Both of these comments are very negative about
01:56:32
contemplating that.
01:56:33
There's they're arguing
01:56:35
that there's more to existence than what we can see with our eyes.
01:56:39
Interesting how that would be.
01:56:40
They're saying it's almost like and I, I agree, I agree
01:56:45
and I explained it.
01:56:46
The reason what started all this was the video
01:56:47
about the joy in the locker room.
01:56:49
The joy was not
01:56:51
something tangible that you could like, put in your pocket,
01:56:54
but it was definitely real and it was created by the collective
01:56:58
of everyone involved. Ray.
01:57:01
All right, so we got another comment here about things don't make sense.
01:57:05
We did do that one.
01:57:07
A lot of people say, yeah, we did that one.
01:57:12
Okay.
01:57:12
There really is a new Nate.
01:57:14
The great comment from two days ago this time.
01:57:16
So here it is. Yeah I thought there was one.
01:57:18
Nate the Great 2862 says I heard you're now talking crap about me.
01:57:24
So I don't recall any crap.
01:57:27
But this is a talk show.
01:57:29
So if you're suggesting that our talking is somehow a negative
01:57:32
or that we should stop or shouldn't do it, it's our talking.
01:57:35
We've been doing it for years.
01:57:36
I can literally say we've been talking for years,
01:57:39
which is kind of amazing to me and creative.
01:57:41
Whether you agree with the content or not, the content is out there, so
01:57:46
you are more like the instigator coming out of out of the blue
01:57:49
and saying, I heard you're talking crap for me, right?
01:57:52
I know you are, but what about me?
01:57:54
It's like you walked into our house
01:57:55
and like you're going, what the fuck are you doing here?
01:57:58
I'm going to ask you the same thing.
01:57:59
I would ask the captain of the soccer team or my four year old daughter.
01:58:03
What are you looking for out of that statement?
01:58:06
What is your agenda?
01:58:06
What is your end game?
01:58:07
By saying, I heard you're not talking crap about me.
01:58:10
Is that a fishing hook that you're trying to beat us?
01:58:12
Or do you really have a problem with something we said?
01:58:15
Because if you did have a problem with something you said
01:58:17
or something we said, please point that out.
01:58:19
Otherwise you are the one to instigating crap.
01:58:23
I also like that he seems to be like insinuating that
01:58:26
this talking crap, like we literally are just insinuating
01:58:30
falsehoods about a screen name that is Nate, the great fictional person.
01:58:35
Like, I don't like.
01:58:36
I don't understand what like,
01:58:37
you know, where that irritates me is, I tell you, buddy, we got you.
01:58:40
I took great links hours, literally hours, covering his identity
01:58:45
and making it look completely different so that there was no the disclaimer
01:58:48
that any people is fake and fictitious, but yet they still come, so I don't.
01:58:53
And we you know what?
01:58:53
We kind of just keep saying, hey, can't we just move along?
01:58:56
And nope, he's back again.
01:58:58
Back again later.
01:59:00
I heard your tracking talking crap about me.
01:59:04
Yeah. How?
01:59:06
How so we track every comment.
01:59:08
First of all, thank you for commenting.
01:59:09
Second. Well, how so? This oh, so
01:59:14
no, but
01:59:14
this we might be you might be talking crap now, but you weren't two days ago.
01:59:18
My last beast. You can't move around.
01:59:21
It's totally impossible for you to lose a pound.
01:59:24
You're a loser, gram.
01:59:26
I'm bout to snooze you down or you are a joke.
01:59:29
And I ain't here to fool around saying I'm original.
01:59:32
You're this. What's up with me? Know who you are?
01:59:34
Fuck you up.
01:59:35
You can do this. You won't be critical.
01:59:38
They can do this shit.
01:59:39
You got yourself. Sunni.
01:59:40
Get your notebook out.
01:59:42
You just got yourself school.
01:59:43
His name's Nick with DeRozan.
01:59:45
He be on this club and shit when it comes to food, dude,
01:59:48
he was like, oh, this guy's one subscriber.
01:59:51
The game is dropping.
01:59:53
Shit. 211 is 13 years.
01:59:55
There's actually no better starting.
01:59:56
His name's Nate my DeRozan.
01:59:58
He'd be on this club when it comes to
02:00:02
I have a feeling that guy might actually know that guy.
02:00:04
And it was kind of like a joke I think because it's like it's it's
02:00:08
it's kind of just a funny.
02:00:09
It's not it's not bad badly written.
02:00:12
There's some good kind of punchlines in there.
02:00:14
And it sounds like he kind of knows the guy a little bit,
02:00:15
and he's just making fun of his weight.
02:00:17
I don't know, but I thought it was funny.
02:00:19
There were some other this is that just weren't that great.
02:00:22
They didn't say Nate that much in them, and so I just didn't work that well.
02:00:27
That's that explanation.
02:00:31
I'm about to do.
02:00:33
That is open game, right?
02:00:34
You're allowed to attack people for being fat.
02:00:37
Did you say open gay?
02:00:39
So nothing is off limits in comedy.
02:00:40
I think you're allowed to pick on anybody for anything, I believe.
02:00:43
So you may get some blowback from it if it's.
02:00:47
Yeah, completely offensive.
02:00:48
And they have some power and wit behind them.
02:00:50
But hey, that sounds like creative banter to me, right?
02:00:53
So the whole the whole TikTok thing was kind of interesting
02:00:55
because it actually went down prior to them saying
02:00:58
that they were going to take it down
02:00:59
and then it went back up before Trump even took office.
02:01:03
Dude, the message from TikTok is like he said he was.
02:01:07
He wasn't even president yet and he was already calling shots.
02:01:09
He's just like, fuck it,
02:01:11
I got no time to waste motherfuckers.
02:01:15
A lot of people like to say, I'm going to see my loved ones later.
02:01:18
After I die, I get to see my.
02:01:21
So we were already talking about this one. Here's more comments.
02:01:23
We moved over to TikTok comments now. Yeah,
02:01:27
part part Mark Kurt says I like that
02:01:30
your try to disprove theory
02:01:34
but says your try.
02:01:36
I like that he. This was four days ago.
02:01:39
Yeah. No, I have no idea.
02:01:41
You tried to hear what the topic was going to be.
02:01:43
You try to disprove theory with more theory.
02:01:46
You just made another theory
02:01:49
interesting.
02:01:50
I like that argument.
02:01:51
James says that you're a ball of sunshine.
02:01:53
I love it, he's a ball of sunshine, right.
02:01:57
All right. Well, it was the turn to insult him.
02:02:00
Girard.
02:02:00
This is this is my take out a lot of what I'm like.
02:02:02
You tell my mother that she's going to die and just end.
02:02:06
Yeah.
02:02:06
Girard says you really told them, man.
02:02:09
Let's not let an old lady get comfort.
02:02:12
He must have heard me.
02:02:14
Yeah. It's, All right.
02:02:15
But Gary insists that still no reason to completely lie about everything.
02:02:20
Yeah. No, no. If you love someone, lie.
02:02:23
But then tell them there's an afterlife and you believe in that.
02:02:26
Is. Is that.
02:02:27
Do you get to pick what level? A lie.
02:02:29
You won't go too far.
02:02:32
And Prince Zuko gaming tells you.
02:02:34
Don't worry. Jesus loves you anyways.
02:02:37
Oh, thank you.
02:02:40
Is there more?
02:02:41
I'm gonna turn it off while I click on all this other stuff here to find it.
02:02:45
There is.
02:02:49
Apparently he hasn't.
02:02:50
Oh, there's one to. Oh yeah. False sunshine.
02:02:54
This is the last one.
02:02:55
Sodom and Gomorrah. No,
02:02:59
I have, by the way, I just wanted to.
02:03:02
Anyway. Would you like me to share?
02:03:04
Yeah, let's hear it.
02:03:05
Yeah. There I a it has to do with anal sex.
02:03:09
Of course it does. Nice, I like it.
02:03:11
What doesn't J.W.
02:03:14
oh oh, oh, that's a callback to a topic.
02:03:17
Woo! Jay.
02:03:18
Well, apparently he hasn't
02:03:21
either, because that has nothing to do with the reason why I saw him.
02:03:25
It's a lowercase h. I thought I knew what he meant for a second.
02:03:28
And Gomorrah was destroyed in the Bible.
02:03:30
In the Bible.
02:03:31
I'm gonna read that again.
02:03:33
Apparently he hasn't either, because it has nothing to do
02:03:35
with the reason why I saw him.
02:03:37
And Gomorrah was destroyed in the Bible.
02:03:40
I don't understand what that means.
02:03:43
What if I do?
02:03:43
But what if I read it? What if I read it one more time?
02:03:46
Apparently the whole tower fell over and destroyed Gomorrah, apparently.
02:03:49
Okay. Let's start.
02:03:50
Let's here. Let's let's try to put it into context.
02:03:53
Yeah.
02:03:54
I heard the story of Sodom and Gomorrah.
02:03:57
Oh, I got it.
02:03:57
So have you ever heard the story?
02:03:59
Apparently you haven't.
02:04:02
Oh, okay, I haven't.
02:04:03
He hasn't either. Because of that.
02:04:05
That has nothing to do with the reason why I saw him.
02:04:09
I saw him in Gomorrah.
02:04:11
No, no.
02:04:12
Texas beach, Sodom and Gomorrah.
02:04:14
I paused with the cover. Maybe I shouldn't have.
02:04:17
Why? Sodom and Gomorrah was destroyed in the Bible or.
02:04:23
See if it's late.
02:04:24
He must have saw God. So? So if
02:04:28
I don't know, I give up trying.
02:04:30
I was going to try.
02:04:30
And that's the reason why I said that's what it is.
02:04:33
It's why Sodom and Gomorrah was destroyed in the Bible.
02:04:37
Apparently it wasn't either, because that has nothing to do
02:04:40
with the reason why Sodom and Gomorrah was destroyed in the Bible.
02:04:45
Wow, that's some poor grammar.
02:04:46
But, but the interesting part was the,
02:04:50
sexual deviance.
02:04:54
Now, the hottest part was the sexual deviancy.
02:04:56
Oh, there you go.
02:04:58
Well, and that was, that was.
02:04:59
And that was right.
02:05:02
I made it through all of them.
02:05:03
How they going to come to come out of this?
02:05:05
We're not in my book. I'm.
02:05:09
That was really a productive segment.
02:05:11
Wasn't it?
02:05:12
Sure was.
02:05:13
Are we ready to party like it's 2025?
02:05:16
Hell yeah,
02:05:18
I think so.
02:05:19
It's a celebration, bitches.
02:05:21
Be careful what you wish for.
02:05:25
Everybody's coming out. Snoop Dogg's coming out.
02:05:26
Deejay and karaoke. Yeah, I got to find the picture.
02:05:29
There's a picture of Trump.
02:05:30
Just like, And Snoop Dogg.
02:05:33
Looks like motherfucker.
02:05:36
And I thought it was.
02:05:36
You know how you can capture a bad photo, make people look stupid? No.
02:05:39
They stood there for, like, two minutes and he's like,
02:05:43
Trump's got his arm around him.
02:05:46
Oh, he's taking his pants off with the fuck have we got a rumble?
02:05:48
Yeah. Gary.
02:05:50
Oh, she's what's what's what's what's I mean, we're not exclusively on Rumble yet.
02:05:54
What's going on over there? We're still on YouTube.
02:05:57
You can't do that before we cut over.
02:05:59
Just a reminder.
02:06:01
Thought he could help us with a song about that song.
02:06:06
It's tons of.
02:06:09
Praise and the past
02:06:12
is what's in your pants now coming to you
02:06:16
the past couple of months.
02:06:19
You got a monster on. You.
02:06:30
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02:06:31
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Okay, yeah, that makes sense.
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That dog alive.
02:08:58
That takes too long.
02:08:59
I got to figure out a way faster way to do that. I'm a bard.
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All I do is that.
02:09:12
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02:09:15
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02:09:17
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02:09:20
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02:09:21
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02:09:23
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02:09:27
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02:09:30
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02:09:34
Shut up!
02:09:35
Bitch,
02:09:37
is that sweet or savory?
02:09:38
Savory?
02:09:40
That's a meat pie. And meat pie.
02:09:42
This is sweet.
02:09:44
Looks like an empanada.
02:09:48
You guys see that at the old plastic shithole?
02:09:51
You guys see that?
02:09:53
Yeah. Look.
02:09:53
Oh, you're missing out on. How you feelin, motherfuckers?
02:09:55
How you feeling? Yeah. Thanks. Upper management.
02:09:58
Good job, guys,
02:10:01
I'm gonna call and get a comment.
02:10:04
I'm gonna call and get, an interview, a job interview.
02:10:07
Speaking of calls, we got some calls.
02:10:09
I could get a job interview and wear a camera. Good night.
02:10:11
That would be like, there would be nothing wrong with doing that.
02:10:13
Should I just play these calls straight through?
02:10:16
Is there any that I want to skip calls? Those calls?
02:10:19
We got all kinds of calls, man.
02:10:20
The rant line is just lighting up.
02:10:22
Oh, no.
02:10:24
I just was worried.
02:10:25
I don't think I'm here. This.
02:10:27
I'm sure they're gonna be a lot of celebratory Trump people.
02:10:29
I would assume, because people are
02:10:31
going off and probably a lot of pissed off Biden people and Kamala people.
02:10:35
Yeah. Go ahead, call caller. Yeah,
02:10:38
so I have the right one.
02:10:40
This is the first you want to if you want to leave a message, you can call 5863130.
02:10:45
You can leave a message for us. We'll play it on here.
02:10:47
I don't think it's where you're calling.
02:10:48
Talk to us at the park. Yeah.
02:10:50
What's wrong with the.
02:10:55
Remember how you were asking if maybe something did or not?
02:10:57
I haven't tested or checked anything, but it appeared it's just silent.
02:11:01
Oh, I hear, like, a little flub of something.
02:11:04
Yeah, but see, though,
02:11:05
what I have is this little magic thing that transcribes all calls.
02:11:09
This call just says I can't stop.
02:11:10
I do, and that's it. Does that make any sense?
02:11:13
I don't know, yeah.
02:11:14
It's a different call I don't know, go to the next one.
02:11:17
I'm just going to let it play and see what happens.
02:11:20
But you know
02:11:22
what?
02:11:24
Can I turn it up?
02:11:25
Maybe it's me.
02:11:26
Someone. No.
02:11:28
Oh, yeah.
02:11:31
Call them caller.
02:11:32
You might have a problem within your line.
02:11:34
Call back and leave another message.
02:11:36
Is there another one?
02:11:38
Yeah. Let's try another one.
02:11:40
Same thing.
02:11:43
Oh, this one to transcription simply says listening to discover.
02:11:48
These are like fun little mysteries.
02:11:49
Nothing. They're all right now this one there. Right.
02:11:52
This one looks transcribed.
02:11:53
So I think we have words on this one.
02:11:55
Maybe there's something wrong with your service.
02:11:57
Maybe. Let me try one.
02:11:59
No, this is dark too.
02:12:03
All the way open.
02:12:06
Any of them coming through, I'm going to keep going.
02:12:08
No, I don't think any of them did.
02:12:11
What?
02:12:14
Nope.
02:12:15
Keep going. I'm out.
02:12:15
Number five.
02:12:16
Oh, wait. This one has this one transcribed.
02:12:19
Interesting too. Okay, maybe it's not.
02:12:21
Maybe it's
02:12:24
just spam or something.
02:12:25
I wish I wouldn't have started reading it before I push play, find out why.
02:12:30
What does it say in here, you dirty red face.
02:12:32
Fucking drunk.
02:12:33
Look at these kick motherfucker!
02:12:36
I told you to stop it.
02:12:39
Suck it up!
02:12:39
I'm like, David, stop it with the fucking podcast.
02:12:43
You got to stop it.
02:12:44
This is absolute bullshit.
02:12:46
I've gone to the FBI.
02:12:47
They told me they would get back to me.
02:12:49
But trust me, something is coming down the pipe.
02:12:51
Oh, I fucking know it.
02:12:53
You can't talk about it.
02:12:54
I mean, something coming down the pike talking about him.
02:12:58
That is such bullshit.
02:13:00
You think, you fucking bastard with your little fuck?
02:13:03
They look at me.
02:13:04
I'm the flag, man. I give people the advice.
02:13:11
You okay?
02:13:12
Oh, I don't know.
02:13:17
What made me.
02:13:21
Grab the inhaler,
02:13:22
take a hit of my cigaret and get a little bit more coffee.
02:13:26
Okay? Fucking devil.
02:13:27
Taylor, you can't just do it. Keep fucking going.
02:13:29
Your stupid fucking podcast, okay? You fucking.
02:13:32
You guys are done.
02:13:33
They being Tik Tok, digging up in your fucking asses.
02:13:36
Okay? This is fucking horseshit.
02:13:37
You can't just talk about things like you fucking know shit about shit.
02:13:40
You guys don't fucking know anything with your fucking credentials.
02:13:43
That's true. Absolutely. Fucking David knows.
02:13:46
David knows all about rubber.
02:13:47
Rubber killed those rubber butt plugs.
02:13:49
He's fucking good with them. All on me, on himself.
02:13:52
You need on.
02:13:53
Oh, you know, same question I always ask again.
02:13:56
So is that are those rubber butt plugs or are they rubber butt plugs?
02:14:03
No. That.
02:14:04
You need to shut the fuck up. Going, you little fucking moron.
02:14:07
Nicky, don't do this so you can give me 50.
02:14:10
Still, it's very little of fucking pussy.
02:14:12
I'll fucking take care of it so far up your fucking ass constantly.
02:14:16
A little plus is a compliment. Come on, big fat.
02:14:18
Sorry. This is the word.
02:14:20
It's got your blood, which is what it means, by the way.
02:14:23
But when you hold on. What did she say?
02:14:24
Shove it up. Yeah. Oh, here's another.
02:14:27
You don't.
02:14:28
Hey, could you shut the fuck up like that?
02:14:31
You need to shut the fuck up. Going, you little fucking bond.
02:14:34
Nicky, don't do this.
02:14:35
So you think I'm a fucking leader?
02:14:37
Little fucking pussy?
02:14:39
I'll fucking take that thought and shove it so far up your fucking ass,
02:14:42
you motherfucker.
02:14:43
And then I'll fuck my pussy with the other side of it.
02:14:46
After it's got your blood all over it.
02:14:48
I'm just gonna fuck it you like. But yeah.
02:14:51
Shove it up, yeah, yeah, yeah, I will show you.
02:14:54
Look, don't worry motherfucker, I'm going to call next week.
02:14:57
I'm going to call the week after.
02:14:58
I'm going to call it a week. Yep.
02:14:59
Until the FBI comes, you know, now and you we all know that that that FBI,
02:15:03
they go after people.
02:15:04
They go after bullshit artists in Europe.
02:15:06
Bullshit audit.
02:15:07
You motherfucker.
02:15:08
You you mother fucker. You
02:15:13
you try to attack.
02:15:16
Wow. Thank you.
02:15:17
Caller, please call back.
02:15:18
Got it. Wait.
02:15:19
Just one more heart attack.
02:15:23
All right.
02:15:24
You know, most appalling of all.
02:15:25
Pissed off the fucking.
02:15:27
And of course, things like ten, 12 times.
02:15:30
Why don't you fucking answer?
02:15:31
I'm going to be pressing any more fucking stupid goddamn show
02:15:34
of ever fucking just stupid thing is why I call it.
02:15:37
I'm trying to get to the fucking show on time.
02:15:40
I got no problems planning, but it's so cold.
02:15:44
Everyone's fucking brain is frozen.
02:15:46
Nobody can drive over 35 miles an hour.
02:15:49
It's not slippery, icy.
02:15:51
It's just cold. It's Michigan.
02:15:53
People want it now from
02:15:58
careful caller. Wow,
02:16:01
that he can't take
02:16:04
chicken attack.
02:16:06
He'll be attacked.
02:16:08
Black ice attack. Yeah. Heart attack.
02:16:12
Yeah it is.
02:16:13
It is like cat.
02:16:15
A man in Queens says an animal attack on his way to work
02:16:18
left him bloodied and concerned for his neighbor's safety.
02:16:21
And we're not talking about dogs or cats or even New York City rats.
02:16:25
Let's play nothing but chicken attack from now on.
02:16:28
Yeah, let's let's.
02:16:30
So I found actually a second news outlet
02:16:35
that got our man from Queens story
02:16:39
that what did he say?
02:16:42
Sorry, I couldn't help myself.
02:16:43
I'm ready.
02:16:44
This guy, almost evil.
02:16:46
Sinister.
02:16:47
Then I was kicking it like this, kicking it off repeatedly.
02:16:50
And this animal just kept charging.
02:16:53
So I did notice.
02:16:53
I did notice something very unique in this video.
02:16:55
A man in Queens says an animal attack on his way to work left him bloodied
02:16:59
and concerned for his neighbor's safety.
02:17:01
And we're not talking about dogs bloodied and concerned New York City rats.
02:17:05
We have to say,
02:17:06
you don't have to concern anybody who's blood is going to be concerned.
02:17:09
Has the story from little guy Anna
02:17:12
Days lead?
02:17:14
Yeah.
02:17:14
And it's concerning to concern, I guess.
02:17:16
So until they really, really talk to one without being prepared, they're concerned
02:17:20
some piece of work for the same.
02:17:23
What what was that word for word.
02:17:25
The same report.
02:17:28
Well, it was verbatim, the same quote as what?
02:17:32
As the earlier.
02:17:35
No, I already have those drops.
02:17:37
Okay.
02:17:38
Yeah.
02:17:39
Okay.
02:17:41
Okay.
02:17:42
New Yorker Leon Susser knows anything can happen.
02:17:45
Very cities, tough streets.
02:17:47
Just usually walking to go to my boss.
02:17:49
They have to work and, it's easier in a pack on my left hand.
02:17:53
He realized he was now.
02:17:56
So which way?
02:17:56
Inherently, which way is it hanging.
02:17:59
Do you see the Peck on his left hand?
02:18:01
Peck on the left hand?
02:18:02
Do you also see the cocktail?
02:18:04
Yeah.
02:18:06
Wow. Did you see the cold?
02:18:07
Bloodedly allegedly.
02:18:12
Can I play my daddy?
02:18:13
Can I play my daddy rap now?
02:18:15
And, yeah, I felt to a peck on my left hand.
02:18:18
He realized he was being a the back. I my.
02:18:22
And so so after the Packers Eagles I think it's all fake trying to apply pressure.
02:18:27
He did it just to show off his cracks.
02:18:28
He is totally
02:18:30
against an unusual jersey processor and found a beaver on flushing.
02:18:35
And I was going to
02:18:37
leave charging at the same sasser and found himself up against an unusual
02:18:42
feathered foe, a rooster, a cat familiar with from player with white.
02:18:46
It's a what can you back up to his hand and tell me what color he is?
02:18:50
Neighbors say the rooster.
02:18:51
Indeed.
02:18:51
A group of chickens have been roaming the area around Indian.
02:18:55
Oh, not this bird. Indiana color purple.
02:18:58
Almost evil on attacked the other side of his hand.
02:19:02
That's almost
02:19:04
the other.
02:19:04
Those are pretty big nostrils.
02:19:05
Those are all pinned down the inside.
02:19:08
So. But his his physique doesn't play out to a Coke person.
02:19:12
He should be way less, more skinny.
02:19:17
I felt a peck on my left hand.
02:19:20
This thing kept coming.
02:19:22
So there was a pecker on his left hand.
02:19:24
And it's. This thing kept coming.
02:19:26
Yeah, yeah, just charging at me.
02:19:30
So vicious. Almost evil.
02:19:32
Once the pain was in your hand and it started coming.
02:19:34
Almost.
02:19:35
He didn't run away.
02:19:36
The charging is your fault.
02:19:38
Yeah, it's evil on.
02:19:39
The blood was gushing that people used to apply pressure to it,
02:19:43
and it kept charging at me at the same processor and found himself up
02:19:46
against an unusual feathered foe.
02:19:49
He's a very moist hand.
02:19:50
But not just any rooster.
02:19:51
They were an odd color, though. Rooster.
02:19:53
I mean, it's not when you want to eat nice size.
02:19:56
Say you're said cock have been rolling big cock
02:20:00
1/69 Street for years terrorizing people.
02:20:03
The fact that it's,
02:20:04
you know, now attacking people and you've heard about it after chicken.
02:20:07
But that said, hey man, the chicken attack,
02:20:09
the leather scooters, you can't walk freely.
02:20:10
You know, you got to be careful now about a rooster.
02:20:13
I would want to be in a scooter.
02:20:14
People can't help but chuckle at the idea.
02:20:16
They now have to watch out for roosters on New York City streets.
02:20:20
But they say it's no joke.
02:20:22
My neighbor got attacked in June, beat her uncle.
02:20:25
These things roaming around, chasing cat, chasing her ankle.
02:20:29
Her uncle bit her uncle.
02:20:32
My neighbor got stuck in June with her uncle,
02:20:36
but her uncle, poor uncle.
02:20:39
Okay the girl, don't walk around any more here.
02:20:42
Police helped corral the rooster and chicken after Sassoon's run in Thursday.
02:20:46
That left him bleeding badly from a gash on the hand.
02:20:49
Oh, are you kidding me?
02:20:51
Where is it?
02:20:53
I don't know, I see, I see stains, but I don't.
02:20:55
The pinky.
02:20:56
This is Band-Aid again.
02:20:58
He just wants to show off the coke.
02:20:59
Now, how did the chicken get all the way up there to pick him?
02:21:02
Like, what was he doing?
02:21:03
For God's sakes, clean under your nails.
02:21:07
Yeah, clean under your coke nail, sir.
02:21:09
Allegedly.
02:21:09
You're going to catch hepatitis from snorting that.
02:21:12
Yeah, right.
02:21:16
It was done here.
02:21:17
I know if someone at the home where neighbors say the rooster
02:21:20
and chickens reside appeared to cry, works at a food service store.
02:21:23
For the record, Stony Creek restaurant, maybe.
02:21:26
Is it your rooster? Do I?
02:21:29
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you got
02:21:32
to me
02:21:32
like somebody close the door, not close the door, neighbor.
02:21:36
Say, there.
02:21:36
Now, I thought there was, like to talk to the family last night to.
02:21:39
It dawned on me.
02:21:41
Yeah, you know, the streets and it's my stories.
02:21:44
Like.
02:21:45
Like they never show that part in the in the other news story.
02:21:47
But he mentions it.
02:21:49
And so I have the job of him mentioning it.
02:21:50
But in this news story, they actually show them close the door on their faces,
02:21:55
the smirk show that they couldn't show that
02:21:58
because it was shot by a different news outlet.
02:21:59
But he had
02:22:00
he talked about it, but they didn't reference
02:22:02
that it had anything to do with the different news outlet.
02:22:04
Residents need to be on.
02:22:05
The older guy wanted to engage, says he huge mistakes escalated on antibiotics
02:22:10
and just in case you're wondering, while hens can be held as legally
02:22:14
domesticated animals in the city, roosters are illegal.
02:22:18
Nobody was wondering about that.
02:22:20
They're waiting to hear back from them.
02:22:21
Meanwhile, those suffering says he has filed a complaint with them in Jamaica.
02:22:26
Jackie Bedford, News four New York
02:22:30
watch out man he a
02:22:31
joining us I see myself up tick.
02:22:35
You got,
02:22:38
chicken that up I won't let you I bad
02:22:43
good fun at first to play them I love you come let's
02:22:46
go get more chicken I you
02:22:50
I like to blindside you guys every once in a while of the story
02:22:53
that I heard this week.
02:22:55
And, this one comes from bend, Oregon,
02:22:58
and it's called the googly eyed bandit.
02:23:01
But I think it'd be more appropriate to call them the googly eye vandal,
02:23:06
because, there's, there's artwork in the the center of a roundabout,
02:23:12
or several of the roundabouts around bend, Oregon,
02:23:16
and, some in the Oregon
02:23:20
bend over doing googly eyes
02:23:22
to the statues in the roundabouts.
02:23:25
So are you trying to tell us to look that up or so?
02:23:29
You don't have to.
02:23:30
I can tell you about it.
02:23:31
So, so you just draw a picture.
02:23:35
So all of them are animals.
02:23:37
You know, I saw the horses got googly eyes,
02:23:40
and some of them were like, triangles, and they got googly eyes, so.
02:23:44
So, you know, you put them near the top of the top
02:23:48
point of a, pyramid, and all of a sudden it's animated.
02:23:52
So I, I thought it was very interesting.
02:23:56
And, the, the googly eyed
02:23:58
bandit exists, and I think I can really.
02:24:02
It's not for him alone.
02:24:04
There was the googly eyed bandits from Home Alone.
02:24:07
No, they were called something else.
02:24:09
Yes, they were,
02:24:11
but I just thought it was very creative and unique.
02:24:15
Gosh, I didn't send you a clip.
02:24:18
Maybe to laugh at that, right?
02:24:20
Googly eyes popping up on sculptures around then
02:24:25
the city posted photos on social media of the now shocked looking sculptures.
02:24:31
But people have mixed reviews here.
02:24:32
A lot of people said they liked the googly eyes,
02:24:34
but others said the city should focus on addressing more important issues
02:24:37
like homelessness, instead of spending city's money.
02:24:40
This delivery I,
02:24:42
a spokesperson for the City of Bend, says so far, the city has spent $1,500.
02:24:46
Removing the eyes from various sculptures was left there.
02:24:49
There's no way that more than hold on $1,500 all do it for 1200.
02:24:56
I'll do it for 1200. And yeah,
02:24:59
well, it's not just you got it up.
02:25:02
I don't got to get the.
02:25:03
Do we need to get do.
02:25:05
Yeah. Get it there. Don't worry.
02:25:06
I'll get it.
02:25:08
And I've got pretty much stationary
02:25:11
so the googly eyes don't Google at all.
02:25:14
So there's no reason to get pointy.
02:25:16
They're just they're just movable.
02:25:18
All right. Unless there's a big earthquake or something.
02:25:20
Those are just going to stay still. They're not googly eyes.
02:25:23
Well yeah that ball could start rolling.
02:25:25
You don't know it. No, it could not.
02:25:28
I mean, it could. Yeah, it actually could.
02:25:30
It's it's a attached but it could be,
02:25:34
it could try, you could try to make it roll.
02:25:37
I could if I cut just below the, the ball.
02:25:41
But optimist says it can a
02:25:43
pessimist says it can Gary says try think of a vehicle.
02:25:48
Hit it.
02:25:48
It might just bend, but at some point it's going to break.
02:25:51
Or at least some inventors. It's in bend.
02:25:54
Yeah, that's where it's located in bend.
02:25:58
Bend, Oregon.
02:26:02
Then I just thought it was an interesting story.
02:26:04
I mean, I love googly eyes.
02:26:06
I think they should be bent.
02:26:08
It was a good story till I thought, up 15 bucks.
02:26:10
Get in a bad mood. You smile and some smile.
02:26:14
Yeah, well, because you can go to a party city and buy the googly eyes.
02:26:16
Play for 15 bucks for a set of 20.
02:26:19
So the. I'll do it.
02:26:20
So usually I bandits Google or whatever they're called,
02:26:22
they're just going to keep putting them back up.
02:26:24
They aren't supposed to take a stand.
02:26:25
Right.
02:26:26
Can you go sandals I want sandals I'm sorry.
02:26:29
I don't know why I said bandits.
02:26:30
I heard banjos, that's what little called.
02:26:33
They're going to keep stealing money from the city.
02:26:36
So they are bandits?
02:26:38
I guess
02:26:39
they're not really getting that money, though.
02:26:42
No, but stealing so and so Robin hood is okay.
02:26:46
That's not giving it to the poor.
02:26:48
Yeah, I still think it's stealing the poor.
02:26:50
Good intentions do not remove bad ideas.
02:26:56
Okay.
02:26:56
Or forgive them or whatever.
02:26:59
Well, I see the most expensive firework in history.
02:27:01
Yes, I do space arts.
02:27:04
It looks like this is the challenger.
02:27:07
Oh, no.
02:27:08
This happened last week.
02:27:10
Oh my God,
02:27:13
the father's coming at the end is the best final score.
02:27:17
Is this ABC?
02:27:21
As it went right over me.
02:27:22
I don't know if I'd be standing there so calmly.
02:27:25
Well, it's the end of the world.
02:27:27
Most likely.
02:27:28
Yeah. It's so beautiful.
02:27:30
Oh, my God, this is this is.
02:27:32
This is not right. Something happened. This exploded.
02:27:36
Exploded.
02:27:37
And there it is. Really?
02:27:40
Yeah. And it's funny.
02:27:41
I think it's right to to dissipate
02:27:44
into a bunch of smaller pieces to break up like that through this guy.
02:27:47
But I want to hear from
02:27:48
from his wife is did you just mansplain blowing up a rocket to us?
02:27:52
We can see the fucking rocket.
02:27:56
Say something. Snyder.
02:27:58
They get home. They get home.
02:28:00
I think that rocket exploded.
02:28:02
Exploded?
02:28:03
This thing is exploded.
02:28:06
Something's not right.
02:28:07
It was actually a successful test because the the bottom
02:28:10
half of the rocket launched and then landed and got caught again.
02:28:14
Like they're catching a rocket.
02:28:16
Let me zoom in part.
02:28:19
Just like this is completely on flare.
02:28:22
Coming back, this looks CGI to me, but it's real.
02:28:25
Allegedly.
02:28:25
I mean, if you believe in the moon landing and stuff,
02:28:28
catch the booster at the tower.
02:28:30
This would be the second tower catch booster burn.
02:28:35
Oh, it's the second tower catch.
02:28:36
Yeah, you know, the first one.
02:28:38
So it's just matter of fact.
02:28:39
Now that a booster now hovering as it aligns with the tower
02:28:44
looks like the beginning of every Johnny Sakowin is flying robot or Ultraman.
02:28:48
Remember those Japanese shows probably don't relate to young.
02:28:54
I do only in America
02:28:57
do you cheer for the booster.
02:29:01
I think they worried so much about the catch.
02:29:04
All right. That's incredible. It was a bad joke.
02:29:05
For the record, the top half is where the people would have been.
02:29:09
Interesting.
02:29:10
Yeah, the part that blew up, the part that blew up.
02:29:12
Okay. Interesting.
02:29:14
The would have been ejected in a capsule and then found in an ocean.
02:29:17
Oh, yeah.
02:29:18
It's good to know that they're they're doing I mean that's the second.
02:29:21
What did he call it.
02:29:23
Rapid rapid disassembly.
02:29:25
That's it's not an explosion. It's a rapid disassembly.
02:29:28
And it worked.
02:29:29
It was a total complete success.
02:29:31
Yeah.
02:29:32
Everything was removed
02:29:35
after them.
02:29:39
So, who did that?
02:29:41
Space-X.
02:29:42
Yeah. Space-X. Yeah. Bezos got his going.
02:29:46
Bezos. Whatever it is,
02:29:48
who cares?
02:29:49
We can't afford it.
02:29:50
Bezos.
02:29:52
And if I even if I had that much money, I wouldn't waste a fucking 15 second
02:29:56
or 15 minute trip just to see, because there's nothing to do up there.
02:30:00
I hate to break it to you.
02:30:02
There's just in there's nothing to do in space, right?
02:30:07
Do you want to get a good, good, really good, experience in space.
02:30:12
Go in your closet.
02:30:14
Put your nose right up against the wall.
02:30:17
You can put your phone there.
02:30:18
You can look at your phone if you want, and then just
02:30:22
try to breathe and not suffocate from the claustrophobia.
02:30:26
Okay?
02:30:28
I've never actually done it, but I can imagine that's what it's like, right?
02:30:30
In a small capsule in the beginning,
02:30:33
once you
02:30:34
get docked to the space station, you can get out maybe, and zoom around.
02:30:38
That'd be fun.
02:30:38
I'd like to go up there without having to travel.
02:30:41
I don't like driving 24 hours to Florida.
02:30:43
I certainly wouldn't like traveling in a ten little rocket thing.
02:30:46
Oh, I do get claustrophobic.
02:30:51
I think something happened with the space station recently
02:30:53
too, that they almost lost it or something.
02:30:55
Well, it should have been decommissioned a decade ago.
02:31:04
But I could just travel safely.
02:31:07
You asked for this, you asshole.
02:31:09
All right.
02:31:10
I think it ignored both tracks and just played them over top one.
02:31:13
Another.
02:31:15
I think that might.
02:31:20
And is unhinged.
02:31:21
It may seem
02:31:24
sad if it kicks.
02:31:27
Stomping on a three.
02:31:30
Yes, but I don't let it.
02:31:32
Let it get me down.
02:31:35
Oh, I missed MLK day again.
02:31:37
Wow. I was going to play that gibbering.
02:31:40
Oh, I missed it.
02:31:42
I've been up, I've been up.
02:31:44
Call for a pirate a point right on my face.
02:31:49
And just play to break up
02:31:52
and get back in the race
02:31:55
and slide back nine
02:31:59
I can't I it.
02:32:03
I thought a grip maybe,
02:32:06
but my heart just ain't gonna fire.
02:32:09
And if I didn't think it was worth
02:32:11
one single try
02:32:15
or try I get it now.
02:32:17
Is that why I picked it?
02:32:18
Because it's on the track.
02:32:20
I didn't get that, man.
02:32:22
I'm in the fall for a pirate, a poet, a pawn and a king.
02:32:27
I mean, get down and hold my hand up.
02:32:31
Slippery. Third, I don't get paid because you
02:32:35
know,
02:32:37
when I know my face,
02:32:40
I to pick myself up,
02:32:43
get back in the rain.
02:32:59
I don't know.
02:33:03
I'm not
02:33:05
my number one.
02:33:07
I'm not.
02:33:14
Your.
02:33:21
And I ain't been to care of
02:33:22
everything you don't like. You.
02:33:26
You're my I don't fight, ignite, fight with the bike.
02:33:28
Don't let your bike. If you say see, try. It's a lie. It's a nine.
02:33:30
It's cross-eyed when you fly high.
02:33:32
When you do flashing, we get much higher.
02:33:34
We don't get it.
02:33:35
Do not supposed to be ready for that. Do.
02:33:37
Why did you did he.
02:33:38
Did he bring surprise? He got. Yeah. Follow me.
02:33:41
I have a dream yet.
02:33:42
Switch.
02:33:45
You from life I don't fight, ignite, fight full of life.
02:33:48
Don't let your bite.
02:33:48
If you say I see fire. It's a lie.
02:33:50
It's a nine. It's cross-eyed when you fly high.
02:33:51
When you do planning. Do get.
02:33:57
What?
02:33:58
Fire! She doesn't follow. Follow me.
02:34:00
I have a dream. You switch. Maybe in some day.
02:34:03
Not ditch that bitch with the wheel.
02:34:04
Steer through the fan, make the call and disappear as you do when you move.
02:34:08
Try ain't the same. Dawn is the mission.
02:34:09
Got the same in the claim in trying a ladder. Was a trap.
02:34:12
Part of your story with that got me, got it.
02:34:14
Let a new bass that don't say I got the game on bass.
02:34:16
It'll stop over the fall down.
02:34:18
Did you do want it?
02:34:19
You got false 202 false two.
02:34:25
Always playing. I'll do it.
02:34:27
Start with the try, try.
02:34:28
I got you stuck.
02:34:29
Watch you fade.
02:34:30
Don't cry straight into failure.
02:34:33
Like a wish in the sky.
02:34:34
Start with the two, man.
02:34:35
That's how you fly.
02:34:39
You are you doing what you gonna do?
02:34:42
Do you sweat for the real cause on the door you did he do or hit you?
02:34:45
Did you? Not wrong with the kid for Shield.
02:34:48
Oh, shit.
02:34:48
And save the yield. Am a strike hard grit.
02:34:51
Damn, did he do me?
02:34:52
If you don't quit, you use less.
02:34:54
If you try to play with the boost push up.
02:34:57
Recognize you don't get it.
02:35:00
Do not need you gave up the fight.
02:35:02
You are now stopping.
02:35:04
The sound echoes the dreams.
02:35:05
They coming around here now watch your stride.
02:35:08
Doing it down. That's how you decide I'll get it.
02:35:10
Do what you do now I'm going to know by you.
02:35:13
Why don't you?
02:35:15
Now that's the dream come true.
02:35:16
Blazing on the bonfire to cry.
02:35:17
No, cuz there's no such man I'm doing too much now I know, but stop now.
02:35:22
Did do or let you do me I
02:35:26
same old lies in a bad way.
02:35:27
We push inside for another day.
02:35:29
I'm talking about the Detroit Lions fail to still rise.
02:35:32
So we stay up. We do. When you move, create the same.
02:35:34
Dawn is the same in the class.
02:35:35
We try it.
02:35:36
Yeah. Lions tried to win over the weekend.
02:35:39
Yeah.
02:35:40
Like don't say fight last year I got a fall, dummy.
02:35:44
Do I make you drop the ball baby.
02:35:47
When you say how do I do.
02:35:49
Oh I'm getting.
02:35:50
Do not touch the base of the enemy's done.
02:35:55
Look up the.
02:35:58
Moon.
02:36:00
No shame.
02:36:02
Oh, Lions lost in a bad way.
02:36:05
But we pushing fine for nothing. Day.
02:36:08
The new fad is to do country rap right?
02:36:11
Made it.
02:36:11
Even if they fail, they still riding.
02:36:14
We stage trying to stay hip all night I always plan on you.
02:36:19
Never stop with the try. No way. You're right.
02:36:20
You ain't ready for me.
02:36:22
You don't get. Do not. You got your stuff locked in.
02:36:24
What you what you don't get me.
02:36:26
Go down in la la la la la brea.
02:36:28
It's Monday, 10 p.m.
02:36:31
eastern. You
02:36:35
roll with my baby.
02:36:37
What you got there? Over clip.
02:36:38
Brady, give me the thing. Brady.
02:36:41
Where's the clip?
02:36:42
Square I don't know, the clips get shown tonight.
02:36:47
Brady you can't tease that everyday
02:36:49
and then not show the clip.
02:36:52
Don't use that clip.
02:36:57
Dear flag,
02:37:02
I am a gay man.
02:37:03
I am a gay man who in his best friends.
02:37:07
Finally he admits it.
02:37:10
I am a gay man who is best friends with Gary.
02:37:12
A man who is straight.
02:37:14
We are everything you'd expect a normal of a normal friendship.
02:37:19
On the surface level there is no difference.
02:37:22
He goes
02:37:22
well out of his way to make me feel welcomed and accepted and I appreciate it.
02:37:27
Recently Gary you found a significant other.
02:37:29
I'm happy for him because he really does deserve it.
02:37:32
The problem is I am jealous.
02:37:35
I know without a shadow of a doubt that my relationship with Gary
02:37:38
will never be anything more than platonic.
02:37:40
I think I know why this bothers me so much.
02:37:44
Carl is nice, smart, and attractive,
02:37:46
and we get along amazingly, yet someone other than me is with him.
02:37:51
Fudgy.
02:37:53
The thing is, I never wanted to be with him before.
02:37:55
My dick. My darkest secret.
02:37:57
I recently stole one of his shirts because I wanted part of him with me.
02:38:02
Now I feel like I betrayed our friendship and I am a thief.
02:38:07
So many mixed emotions.
02:38:09
How should I handle our friendship going forward?
02:38:11
Signed. Lost in our Kansas.
02:38:14
Okay, Kansas.
02:38:16
I wouldn't worry about the fact of a shirt.
02:38:20
The issue here with, you secretly love your friend
02:38:25
who is not going to ever reciprocate that feeling.
02:38:30
And anything, if you need to replace the shirt,
02:38:32
you can go to Transcom slash store.
02:38:34
But you pick, I think, very well.
02:38:36
Is the shirt.
02:38:39
The problem is not the shirt.
02:38:40
The problem is the shirt.
02:38:42
The problem is the pants.
02:38:44
If if if you have a crush on your friend and he's just not in the you.
02:38:47
Not that in you, and you don't want to tell him because he's, you know, whatever.
02:38:51
That's the one thing you already probably taking his property
02:38:55
so you can take it home, smell it, probably whack off on it like I
02:38:59
there's some nefarious shit going on when you take somebody else's.
02:39:03
What a fuck starts a conversation like that?
02:39:06
Oh, here's your shirt back.
02:39:09
I'm just saying what?
02:39:10
It sounds like he was taking it.
02:39:12
You know, I wanted part of him with me.
02:39:14
That sounds concerning.
02:39:17
I like smells, I like the smell of.
02:39:19
I like people smell.
02:39:20
Let me smell of men.
02:39:21
But no, no, that's actually repulsive.
02:39:25
But I was trying to relate.
02:39:26
I was trying to relate from my hetero point of view
02:39:28
that I could totally understand the smell with a lot of guys for a long time.
02:39:34
It's like being friends with a woman
02:39:36
and then realize you've got feelings for her,
02:39:39
and then she gets married to someone else and you get jealous.
02:39:42
Really?
02:39:42
And then you just find somebody else.
02:39:48
All right.
02:39:49
That was a very.
02:39:50
That was a very specific rant, Gary.
02:39:52
Does that did you have more to say on that right now?
02:39:55
I'm, he's comparing it to normal people life.
02:39:59
Ooh. I don't think you're allowed to say normal,
02:40:01
even though Trump's back in office. I don't think we go.
02:40:03
What do you mean, normal people?
02:40:05
Oh, yeah, those people.
02:40:09
Those people that was really productive segment
02:40:12
when they had the whole set of,
02:40:15
that's all those bits at work
02:40:18
together and bits on the outside, bits on the inside.
02:40:22
So they're the same number of holes and everything
02:40:24
as far as science is in a position to reassure you. Yes.
02:40:28
Here's the most famous existentialist in history,
02:40:32
probably Jean-Paul Sartre.
02:40:36
But Sarkasi said it was 80.
02:40:38
We're all the audience is rowdy then, you know.
02:40:41
Do they wear tunics enough on their faces?
02:40:43
The audience is ranged from enough to mud on their faces.
02:40:48
One of the faces would stand around the theater here,
02:40:51
and then you got the crowds who would sit at the top of the theater like so.
02:40:55
Some of them want to stand up, picking up chairs.
02:40:58
No, no, that would be standing.
02:41:00
I've never to stand for, she said. Chairs.
02:41:02
I thought she was going.
02:41:03
I don't think I could do it.
02:41:04
I'd be living in avatar.
02:41:07
I think the audience is quite enjoy it.
02:41:09
I mean, particularly now, adults that do enjoy something to that.
02:41:13
They actually enjoy the experience of standing.
02:41:15
Who's told you that?
02:41:17
They say the Great Wall of China
02:41:21
is the only China mark audible from space.
02:41:25
No audible.
02:41:26
Yeah. You can't you can't hear it.
02:41:29
And they say that you can see it from space.
02:41:32
But that's not true. It's not true.
02:41:34
So you can't.
02:41:35
Chinese Chinese astronauts have tried to see the Great Wall.
02:41:39
And they can't.
02:41:40
They can't see it.
02:41:41
So it's invisible.
02:41:42
They can't invisible world like on notice.
02:41:44
Only invisible from space.
02:41:47
That's what they said.
02:41:48
You can certainly see it.
02:41:49
That's so weird, isn't it?
02:41:51
It's that one of the great mysteries and do we know if China has a roof?
02:41:56
Is there a great roof?
02:41:57
China? No, no. Great roof.
02:42:00
It's a great roof of Israel.
02:42:02
I don't know, like it's like a big iron dome.
02:42:06
Well, it's a scene of imagination,
02:42:10
but it's not a scene that prequel would have actually terrifying.
02:42:14
I've witnessed, I mean, but it could happen.
02:42:17
What's no,
02:42:20
no, it couldn't happen.
02:42:22
Misinformation is getting so sophisticated.
02:42:24
It's terrifying.
02:42:27
It's like, oh, I mean, I can't.
02:42:32
Oh, that's your name.
02:42:35
That's the character's name is,
02:42:37
Diane Morgan.
02:42:40
Is it time to celebrate yet?
02:42:42
Is it?
02:42:43
Why not? Wait? What?
02:42:45
I don't I'm not sure my man.
02:42:48
We want to, man.
02:42:49
It's time to back to.
02:42:52
So you need to.
02:42:54
We want to man you. Right.
02:42:56
We love you.
02:42:59
So thank God that we're back.
02:43:01
Couldn't take another phone check. Yeah, that's a wrap.
02:43:04
I could take it back in your jeans.
02:43:06
That's a bag you got your beard.
02:43:09
You're a man.
02:43:10
That is cat.
02:43:11
That is cat, cat, cat cat cat cat cat.
02:43:14
You pretending you're accepting this ain't your cat
02:43:19
that you want to feed him?
02:43:20
Come and take it back, okay?
02:43:23
We want you, man.
02:43:24
It's time to back to. So say so.
02:43:28
That's really Roseanne, right, man, we let me wave the flag and say.
02:43:34
Trudy came to me and said, you know, sometimes
02:43:37
we gotta be.
02:43:40
Trying to take away my right.
02:43:41
You know, I'm saying this, and now I just going back
02:43:46
with the back to take time to take, to try.
02:43:49
They try to turn back during the day.
02:43:51
You get.
02:43:54
Criminal.
02:43:55
You can rotate.
02:43:57
So you know, you you stop trying to take it with the back.
02:44:03
Tick tick tick tock, tick tock.
02:44:05
They try to turn back in the dance.
02:44:08
You get.
02:44:10
You should do a show about dangerous criminal, not routine.
02:44:13
So we want to stop.
02:44:17
Do you think he wrote that for her name?
02:44:20
Yeah.
02:44:20
You want to make sure you write that.
02:44:23
You do that.
02:44:23
We raise the flag to the media.
02:44:26
I'm like, do you think she fucking loved it?
02:44:29
She loved it.
02:44:30
I'm sure they had like a little bit of saying, like what it was about,
02:44:33
but I'm sure he, he, you know, right now, maybe they threw in a rhyme word once.
02:44:37
I probably wrote it all.
02:44:38
But besides that, she had it when she first heard it and read it.
02:44:41
She love.
02:44:42
She's like, yes, yes, yes.
02:44:45
It's how she talks.
02:44:46
It's honestly not that great, but it is just kind of got, oh, say, can you see.
02:44:53
Sorry.
02:44:53
That's Roseanne singing the.
02:44:55
I'm sure you've heard of that respect.
02:44:57
Don't bring us back to our,
02:45:00
our, American anthem because
02:45:04
you got to start lower it up there.
02:45:06
You know?
02:45:08
You know, I'm just going to the of
02:45:13
say goodbye to your.
02:45:15
He's coming home. Coming home.
02:45:17
We want you, man.
02:45:18
It's time to back home.
02:45:20
So, Sam, now you grab a song we want man who cried.
02:45:25
We land, we raise the flag.
02:45:28
That he's home.
02:45:29
We want you back.
02:45:30
It's time to you.
02:45:34
You want to be with me.
02:45:37
That we raise the flag.
02:45:43
I sent us to some of my friends and family members.
02:45:46
And they all they sent back was Trump's, not my daddy.
02:45:50
Oh, it's true, my daddy.
02:45:53
Oh. My
02:45:57
God. I got me to, like, last.
02:46:04
Oh, oh oh
02:46:09
my God.
02:46:10
Oh, Sam.
02:46:11
I don't think she meant to market either.
02:46:14
She just knew she couldn't sing.
02:46:15
So she tried her best and it was hilarious to her.
02:46:18
So she did it anyway.
02:46:24
Do you know who she thought she was?
02:46:25
The Archie Bunker theme.
02:46:32
There was also.
02:46:33
Remember, this chick goes back oops and knock
02:46:37
it and got everything I get, I go back.
02:46:42
Can I go back, please?
02:46:44
Nope.
02:46:45
There's no going back when you're on live TV.
02:46:47
Now, who goes by the name Loomis is being mocked for messing up the star?
02:46:53
Yeah,
02:46:55
I don't think we have to go over all the hell yeah. Try.
02:46:57
People are famous.
02:46:58
Last words.
02:46:59
Hey, how are you? Good to see you, sir.
02:47:02
So you're going obviously insanely viral on the internet for your C-Span
02:47:06
national anthem.
02:47:07
What happened girl?
02:47:09
So let me start out by saying I am the daughter.
02:47:14
Isn't she a senator?
02:47:15
So, dad, I'm sorry.
02:47:17
I didn't want to mess up the national.
02:47:19
This is how I don't look at the gig.
02:47:21
No, I sang, I'm really a good singer, I promise you.
02:47:25
So what happened was I didn't know was live, right?
02:47:28
And I was like, wow, how did you not know a lot?
02:47:30
Because, listen, she's she's rolling her deeds.
02:47:33
Not a hard smack.
02:47:35
Oh, there's fucking Luxembourg, see?
02:47:38
And then I get paid.
02:47:40
Well, just fine
02:47:43
for the ramparts we watched were.
02:47:48
So was that her singing it again? True.
02:47:54
Family rocket.
02:47:56
Oh, God.
02:47:58
I've been to it.
02:47:59
I go back and I go, oh. My.
02:48:06
Fucking.
02:48:07
I'll do it live, Tom.
02:48:10
Because, you know, you got to start lower so you can get up there, you know.
02:48:13
But then he stopped me.
02:48:14
He was like smack.
02:48:16
Oh. And I was like, what?
02:48:18
So then I didn't know it was live.
02:48:19
I was like, wait, you know, it was live because I'm like, okay. Oh.
02:48:23
And I was like, what?
02:48:24
So then I didn't know it was live because I'm like,
02:48:26
okay, we can go back, you know what I mean?
02:48:27
And then when I got to the spot and then I got nervous
02:48:31
and then I was scared, but it was crazy.
02:48:34
And and can I tell you guys something?
02:48:36
Since I was a little girl, now you can't tell us.
02:48:39
Like I do know.
02:48:39
We don't listen to women. We don't take no orders, no, no women.
02:48:43
Speaking of TikTok takes no orders.
02:48:45
Here's Chinese TikTok.
02:48:52
God damn, you did a fucking head.
02:48:54
Scissors. Take their. What is this, WWE?
02:48:56
No, that's just a Chinese police officer.
02:48:59
W these are the answers.
02:49:00
Scissors takedown. I've never seen that.
02:49:03
I've only seen that in wrestling.
02:49:05
And I me here's a here's us, here's us.
02:49:09
Tic tac toe.
02:49:10
Got a spot piece with the bottom shout.
02:49:12
If you want to bring the block.
02:49:14
Beat down the block.
02:49:15
Our God, she is my rock. Oh.
02:49:19
Look, she's carrying four glasses of liquor
02:49:22
with tiny little short that here's,
02:49:25
here's Rand's chick tock.
02:49:28
Her granddaughter had just been attacked by chickens.
02:49:31
This assailant was an angry rooster.
02:49:34
A chicken of all things.
02:49:36
He was being attacked by a rooster.
02:49:44
Chapter.
02:49:48
No, I didn't say chick talk.
02:49:49
I said chick talk.
02:49:51
Oh, that's my mistake.
02:49:53
Talk like chickens.
02:49:55
Attacking the bitch in the bitch is like, fuck you, chick.
02:49:57
I've seen this on the news.
02:49:59
Oh, that's the kick.
02:50:00
I gotta use the kick method. Right? Hang on.
02:50:02
That cock.
02:50:03
I just used to kick that cock. Almost.
02:50:05
All right, you motherfucker.
02:50:07
Right.
02:50:08
My cock on went right in that vagina.
02:50:10
I'm going to say it.
02:50:11
I got it out.
02:50:14
By the time I got it out, she was already getting rammed.
02:50:17
Wow, that chicken went right after that vagina.
02:50:22
Oh, that was like, fuck you, lady.
02:50:24
Yeah, it's started to throw rocks at it.
02:50:27
And then this guy's like, that's my friends.
02:50:29
That's amazing. Yes.
02:50:31
This is like a cartoon writing itself.
02:50:34
I grew up watching this cartoon.
02:50:37
Oh my.
02:50:41
Mimi, I know this cartoon.
02:50:43
Oh. The chicken.
02:50:43
It was just run and it.
02:50:45
Yeah, yeah. Her legs. Yeah, it was playing.
02:50:47
It was playing.
02:50:48
I don't know what else to say, but leap chink.
02:50:50
I mean leap chicken. What did I say?
02:50:54
Chicken. Chicken.
02:50:55
Like, just say leap frog.
02:50:56
And I tried to put in chicken and I ended up saying she can eat.
02:51:01
They wouldn't really think an attack that the chickens or roosters get loose
02:51:05
and become violent again.
02:51:07
Then the Humane Society will get involved.
02:51:10
That's not necessary.
02:51:12
That sounded like a threat. Wow,
02:51:15
that doesn't look like the area. All right.
02:51:17
It's all the celebration is chicken fat.
02:51:20
Let's check in in our, Nope. But,
02:51:23
not yet.
02:51:24
There's still the gulf of. We're going to keep it.
02:51:26
This is if you're looking for up to date coverage
02:51:30
on when this change gets, taken into account.
02:51:33
They also renamed Mount McKinley.
02:51:35
Mount McKinley.
02:51:37
When I say when I say renamed, that's the proper way to say it.
02:51:40
Because if you change the name of something, you didn't rename it.
02:51:44
You named it.
02:51:45
Oh, he he renamed it.
02:51:47
I mean, he renamed it to back to what it used to be because Obama, apparently
02:51:52
Obama named it after an indigenous person or something like that.
02:51:57
I thought we weren't supposed to do that.
02:51:58
Name things after indigenous people.
02:52:00
I don't know what it.
02:52:02
I don't know what it was. Actually.
02:52:03
I may be misspeaking that happened.
02:52:05
It was it, I heard it was coming back.
02:52:10
Who did the but words?
02:52:13
Yeah.
02:52:13
He called it Mount Denali.
02:52:16
Oh, God. No.
02:52:17
Not only Denali is the highest mountain.
02:52:19
It's peak in North America. Denali.
02:52:21
I don't know, it's I say that the the Cadillac car.
02:52:25
It's also it's 20,310ft
02:52:29
as of today.
02:52:31
It is now Mount McKinley again.
02:52:33
Oh, but always the tourist attraction.
02:52:36
Oh, they're going to put it in Alaska.
02:52:39
Is he going to put Fort Bragg back?
02:52:44
Yes, probably.
02:52:46
I, I was there not that long ago, and there was a call in one of those
02:52:49
roads, and I was I was they had just changed it to Fort Liberty.
02:52:53
And the guys are kind of joking about it.
02:52:55
And there are so many roads around there.
02:52:57
Name fort, you know, Bragg this and you know, for that
02:53:00
and it's like, I don't even have to change all the road names to or
02:53:05
I don't know, is it all or constant.
02:53:08
No, that would be that would be an interesting deer flag.
02:53:10
But, so would this.
02:53:15
Deer flag you.
02:53:16
I'm going to get a road name.
02:53:17
Flag, but yeah.
02:53:19
Oh, we just find one and then just steal the sign or Four Flags.
02:53:23
That's from my two children. My two.
02:53:25
Speaking of roads, my two children were in a terrible
02:53:27
car accident that were both airlifted to a children's hospital.
02:53:32
My son was released two weeks later, but my daughter is
02:53:34
still there, suffering from a traumatic brain injury.
02:53:38
Flag. I was driving the car.
02:53:40
Why can't my daughter have the life I took away from her?
02:53:43
Why is she being punished and not me?
02:53:45
Signed anguished mother fucker.
02:53:48
Yeah,
02:53:52
I can't, I can't, for any comfort there.
02:53:55
Bisbee,
02:53:58
you're pretty
02:53:58
good when you're driving your kids around like you could.
02:54:01
You could, won't I come?
02:54:03
It's not your fault. It is. It's your fault.
02:54:06
I'm staying on this. On the top.
02:54:07
The rooster kept coming at him.
02:54:11
Come.
02:54:13
Yeah. You.
02:54:14
You terribly injured your own child.
02:54:16
That that guilt by accident.
02:54:19
What if she couldn't do anything about it and she just blame me sometime
02:54:22
because she was behind the wheel?
02:54:23
Sometimes people have accidents on accident,
02:54:26
and sometimes parents make good decisions just because they're horrible people.
02:54:31
And sometimes good people make horrible.
02:54:33
Get the helicopter accidents on accident. Man.
02:54:37
Yeah. No, that's too far.
02:54:39
I'm not going to go away.
02:54:43
This is a clip from Joe Rogan on July 19th.
02:54:46
See that up in the upper corner there? Yep.
02:54:49
July 19th.
02:54:50
It was on 2024.
02:54:52
Okay I talked to a fireman once.
02:54:54
Those dude, one day he goes, it's just going to be the right wind
02:54:58
and fire is going to start in the right place, and it's going to burn
02:55:01
through LA all the way to the ocean, and it's not a thing we can do about it.
02:55:05
I go, really?
02:55:06
He goes, yeah, we're just we just get lucky.
02:55:09
He goes, we get lucky with the wind.
02:55:10
She goes with the wind hits the wrong way.
02:55:12
It's just going to burn straight through LA
02:55:14
and it's not going to be a thing we can do about it.
02:55:16
Because these fires are so big.
02:55:17
Dude, when you're talking about like thousands of acres
02:55:20
that are burning simultaneously with like 40 mile an hour winds
02:55:25
and the wind's
02:55:25
just blowing embers through the air, and those embers are landing on roofs,
02:55:29
and those houses are going up and they're landing on bushes,
02:55:31
and those bushes are going up and everything's dry.
02:55:34
And once it happens, it happens in a way where it's so spread out
02:55:38
that there's nothing they can do, there's nothing.
02:55:40
They just have to evacuate or nothing. Nothing.
02:55:42
You just got to get out of there.
02:55:45
Yeah.
02:55:46
And it's happening. Still happen. It's like.
02:55:48
It's like he's ahead of everything. Kind of like.
02:55:50
Yeah, I think everything.
02:55:51
You think he may have set the fires to disapprove and stuff, right?
02:55:55
Flat doesn't mean second of everything.
02:55:57
Joe Rogan is like number one.
02:55:58
We're like a close second
02:56:00
when it comes to being right and being early and said, oh, no,
02:56:02
what the fuck is that?
02:56:04
All right. We just fell the third.
02:56:06
And, as you as you said that the worst timing
02:56:10
for a malfunction, my lord,
02:56:13
we're so we're so we're so smart for so foreshadowing
02:56:17
and so ahead of the week. Yes.
02:56:22
Oh, I see, I did that.
02:56:24
I got so excited about the fire.
02:56:26
Extremely dangerous and now deadly conditions in Southern California
02:56:30
where multiple wildfires continue to burn out of control.
02:56:33
Four major fires are raging with little or no containment
02:56:37
in the Los Angeles area, fueled by extraordinarily high winds.
02:56:41
Harry Truman, Doris Day, red China, Johnny Rains.
02:56:44
I don't want to talk about you,
02:56:47
don't want to get you started.
02:56:50
But Joe Rogan knew about it. Yeah, but.
02:57:00
Rosenberg.
02:57:01
Oh, I'm sure the playground is the beginning.
02:57:04
I am a catcher in the right guys.
02:57:07
And Eisenhower back to see. It's gotta.
02:57:09
I'll be right back.
02:57:10
I hope to go find me a good guy and start a fire.
02:57:15
And I
02:57:17
know.
02:57:19
He is at the ocean, but the dog.
02:57:23
Oh, no.
02:57:23
That's the city of the city.
02:57:25
Lights used to stop at one called
02:57:28
the old Rockefeller Camp.
02:57:30
And the the block right here.
02:57:33
I'm sorry.
02:57:35
Firefighter son. Here.
02:57:37
What exact pause.
02:57:39
Because I want to do this really quick. What is the dog doing?
02:57:41
What the dog doing what?
02:57:46
I can't find it now.
02:57:48
Which is nobody in the middle of nowhere.
02:57:50
And all the firefighters had other shit going. They don't do that.
02:57:54
Where the dog.
02:57:57
We didn't start the fire.
02:58:00
I mean, you know, they still put it on.
02:58:03
I don't see it at all.
02:58:05
Then I'm going to find a funeral.
02:58:08
That's.
02:58:09
They didn't stop the guard up.
02:58:12
I must the metro.
02:58:13
I saw a row of fire trucks with the lights going.
02:58:15
Nobody around.
02:58:16
You stop the fire.
02:58:19
It may be time for me to stop the fire.
02:58:25
Why were the reservoirs empty?
02:58:27
That's all I want to know.
02:58:32
That's not all I want to know.
02:58:34
I want to know so much more.
02:58:36
Try harder.
02:58:37
As above, so below.
02:58:41
Try harder.
02:58:43
I'm not going anywhere. As above.
02:58:45
So below.
02:58:46
Have a good start. A conversation like that.
02:58:49
Have a good night, flat. Talk to you, buddy.
02:58:52
That's fun. While it lasted, as was.
02:58:57
Offense.
02:58:58
Okay.
02:58:59
Brady and Roger Brady I enjoy Jerry as a band.
02:59:03
So below because he's so close.
02:59:06
Brady and we're doing it our way.
02:59:10
We're gonna make it make our dreams come true.
02:59:13
Brady and your show it is Brady and draw.
02:59:17
It's their show now Brady draw.
02:59:24
Are you doing draw.
02:59:26
You're no good.
02:59:28
Do my I'll cover it up.
02:59:30
When I got my proffering method.
02:59:33
You know what I'm going to keep snow for snow on my property.
02:59:38
This is not my snow.
02:59:40
This guy is very cartoony.
02:59:41
You know, this is my property.
02:59:43
I don't believe his mouth.
02:59:44
It's almost like this is my property.
02:59:47
What's.
02:59:49
Oh, yes.
02:59:49
No fucking Rick and Morty.
02:59:52
It's like snow.
02:59:53
That was where you were on my property.
02:59:56
Okay, Gary, is that really is Mo.
02:59:59
What's going on? Your property. Lunatic!
03:00:02
I'm a lunatic.
03:00:03
Look at yourself.
03:00:04
You're the lunatic for covering this up.
03:00:06
You want to see a picture of it? That I took this morning?
03:00:09
You're crap up here.
03:00:10
Is it wrong there?
03:00:11
I see both sides here.
03:00:13
So you're you're. Yeah. I've had to re shovel my neighbor.
03:00:15
Snow, snow. Yeah. It's frustrating.
03:00:18
Right. You like there's. I was going to say.
03:00:23
Deer flag when it comes running up.
03:00:25
Who's right.
03:00:26
Deer flag he moves guy. And then deer flag.
03:00:29
You're the other guy with two different acreage.
03:00:31
So it doesn't matter if somebody's thrown shovel us.
03:00:35
What the fuck? My brain just.
03:00:36
I was reading and everything was going great.
03:00:38
Now my brain did like they decided to move in.
03:00:40
Really, really tight constraints.
03:00:42
Yeah, people would have to throw snow pretty fucking far to irritate
03:00:45
Gary, right?
03:00:47
He has it all over you good guys in the back.
03:00:49
Guys by the tactics they employ.
03:00:52
Gary is wrong, but he's not wrong in principle.
03:00:55
He's just wrong in the way he's behaving.
03:00:57
Wait for it.
03:00:59
I'm not telling you how to live your wife, but you definitely live your life
03:01:02
more like I do.
03:01:03
It was clear.
03:01:04
It was clear, you know, for your property.
03:01:07
He was cleared at 11 a.m..
03:01:08
Everyone in the neighbors got string on his windows.
03:01:10
Who the hell is this? Really?
03:01:13
All of those?
03:01:14
But then go ahead.
03:01:15
I have my hat on.
03:01:16
So protecting my here do that.
03:01:18
But if you want to be.
03:01:19
I can be honest enough to say that on any given day in the last 54
03:01:22
years of my life, I have been both of these people on any given.
03:01:25
You know, one day I was that guy, the other day I was that guy. So.
03:01:32
But I'm telling you, dude, if you use, you shovel your neighbor's
03:01:34
snow fucking four times and it's like, this isn't a game, it's a game to him.
03:01:39
It's not a game to me.
03:01:40
Looks like a lot. It does look like a lot of snow.
03:01:42
And look, dude, he's clearly blowing it.
03:01:44
It's plastered onto the window.
03:01:46
Yeah. I don't know if this is the wind, I would be.
03:01:47
Oh, he doesn't know that he's mad about the pile.
03:01:52
I don't know if this is
03:01:53
is this is main walkway or just an irrelevant side door that
03:01:56
he's just nitpicking about that some days you just gotta let it go for the snow.
03:02:00
It almost like, what if that guy takes all of his snow
03:02:02
placing spot and then he has no place to place more?
03:02:05
Yeah, it's just like the stadium thing. We need to know that.
03:02:08
We need to know everybody.
03:02:09
Like, I want to see what the inverse side looks like.
03:02:12
What does the street look like? Okay, sir.
03:02:15
Now clear it out. Fuck you.
03:02:17
I'm not clearing shit, you fucking ass.
03:02:19
I assume as they live, like, right off the road.
03:02:22
Worthless pile. Yeah, Gary.
03:02:25
Oh, there's some good for you.
03:02:27
Okay. Fuck. You okay?
03:02:29
Do not where I can, asshole.
03:02:33
Oh, okay.
03:02:34
Clear off I can.
03:02:35
There are some really good drops on this thing. Oops.
03:02:37
Oh, you are up.
03:02:38
Sorry, Gary.
03:02:39
Psychopath.
03:02:42
Oh, my God, I didn't laugh like a psychopath when you said that.
03:02:45
I'll tell Chris I was trying to do something nice for you
03:02:47
and you came out here.
03:02:49
What do you think I'm clearing off that garage for me?
03:02:51
Look at it, dumb. Fuck it. Here.
03:02:54
Where should I put it?
03:02:55
I don't know, wherever you are, you don't do it here.
03:02:57
You tell me. I know, Your Highness.
03:02:59
Tell me where to put it. Show me. Not here.
03:03:03
Okay. Yeah.
03:03:04
You're not allowed to say you can't do this without offering.
03:03:08
All right.
03:03:09
Must offer an alternative.
03:03:12
Have a nice day, Gary.
03:03:14
Yeah, that's.
03:03:14
It's. Tell me where to put it. Show me.
03:03:17
Not here.
03:03:18
Have a nice day.
03:03:19
Gary said bye. Have a nice day, Gary.
03:03:22
Oh, you want to have a snowball fight later?
03:03:25
Fuck you. Thanks for you.
03:03:27
Want to build a snowman?
03:03:29
You, you you are good.
03:03:30
I had a snowball fight with Sullivan. Piece of.
03:03:32
I threw a piece of cardboard in your recycle bin, and you took it out
03:03:36
and put it on my.
03:03:37
I'm the hood of my car.
03:03:39
Because you want.
03:03:40
Because you don't want recycling to happen on your behalf for a piece of cardboard.
03:03:43
See you guys come about that I do that.
03:03:46
Oh, that.
03:03:47
I sound like an asshole.
03:03:48
Dude, but I can't fit all my recycling in my one bin.
03:03:51
If somebody puts one piece of cardboard in there,
03:03:53
it is going to make me
03:03:54
have to take one piece of my cardboard and wait till next week.
03:03:57
So why doesn't he have a recycle bin?
03:03:59
He didn't want to walk.
03:04:00
Clearly, I think this is somebody that takes care of this house
03:04:03
because he said I would do it up there.
03:04:04
Chris, sometimes you have to pay, sometimes you have to pay for them.
03:04:07
And so this asshole doesn't want to pay for the recycling thing.
03:04:10
And so he thinks he can just play on his neighbors.
03:04:12
But on the other side, if he's over there just helping Chris,
03:04:15
he might not even know who the fuck recycle Bin is, who's
03:04:18
he just saw something on the ground and did
03:04:19
what he thought was the right thing and put it somewhere where it should be.
03:04:22
So unless he's completely out of room, like I maybe I don't.
03:04:25
I see both sides.
03:04:27
I would maybe just see that, let it go.
03:04:29
And if it happened a few times, I might go, okay, I mean,
03:04:32
then I would take it out and maybe put it on the guy's car.
03:04:34
Not the first time, right?
03:04:37
Yeah.
03:04:37
Right.
03:04:38
We put our trash out the not the worst thing, but the the
03:04:42
most overreach is we put our trash out at, like, 4:00.
03:04:46
It's not supposed to be out till 6:00.
03:04:49
Our neighbor would constantly put a note on our trash reminding us.
03:04:54
And the only reason I even knew he did is because I had.
03:04:56
I have surveillance cameras, right? Because we used it.
03:04:58
We used to joke.
03:04:59
I'm like, does he understand that they take the garbage out?
03:05:02
We never see it.
03:05:03
We would never like we'd see him come out.
03:05:06
We put the trash out at four, he puts a note on it,
03:05:07
the garbage is removed.
03:05:09
I mean, we don't. Maybe we see a square on it.
03:05:11
I maybe we did walk over once, so maybe it did work. But
03:05:14
your trash should not be out until fucking 6 p.m.
03:05:17
or 5 p.m. or whatever.
03:05:19
Sorry if we're going out or put it out.
03:05:22
Yeah.
03:05:24
I'm fine.
03:05:24
A couple of days early so I don't put mine out until the podcast is over.
03:05:30
Drive. We.
03:05:31
I've seen couches out all week.
03:05:33
Yeah, it's garbage night. The night.
03:05:36
It's already out right now. You go ahead, Gary.
03:05:37
Tell the world what you want to hear. I can, asshole.
03:05:40
Oh, you don't have to get off my can.
03:05:42
I thought he was being figurative.
03:05:43
He was being beautiful.
03:05:45
Garbage can see now.
03:05:47
I said touch.
03:05:49
You touch.
03:05:49
I mean, it's like like sociopath.
03:05:52
You are.
03:05:55
He keeps laughing like a sociopath.
03:05:57
Hey, Gary, I need it's nice talking to you.
03:05:59
Okay. See, there's the walking right there.
03:06:01
Yeah, there is really not a lot of places to put it,
03:06:04
but he could still put it other places.
03:06:05
But, we're back here, you know, you kind of chose to live like that,
03:06:09
and you kind of know what you're getting into,
03:06:11
so I it the best part is, is the both of those guys deserve each other.
03:06:17
I like the other guy.
03:06:18
Gary's and the both of them deserve each other.
03:06:21
They're both the same type of asshole.
03:06:26
Now, still, the Gulf of Mexico.
03:06:29
I'm disappointed.
03:06:30
Trump's a fucking two faced liar. No, I'm just kidding.
03:06:32
Sorry, Trump, please don't save TikTok.
03:06:34
What are you talking about?
03:06:36
He's fucking, single handedly.
03:06:39
He single handedly gave us back our beloved.
03:06:44
The tick tock has to love it, dude, they probably got so many new users.
03:06:48
What do you mean, tick tock.
03:06:49
Still nobody ever type tick tock in their life.
03:06:51
Now they're like, do you mean tick tock down? Oh.
03:06:53
And then it came back up. They're like, I might as well create an account.
03:06:55
Let's support the underdog right?
03:06:58
Yeah. That's how that shit works.
03:06:59
It's the Trump effect.
03:07:00
Unfortunately.
03:07:02
But, we have enough Trump.
03:07:04
Rachel Reagan's on her life.
03:07:05
This is from a couple days ago.
03:07:08
Let's see.
03:07:08
She's revealing, something interesting that has happened to her.
03:07:12
And, I find it quite interesting as well.
03:07:17
Yeah.
03:07:17
So I want to submit my application to be a sugar baby.
03:07:22
So hear me out.
03:07:23
So I got a message that said, hey, you want to be a sugar baby?
03:07:27
And, you know, those things exist.
03:07:28
And I'm like, okay, I'll bite.
03:07:30
And of course, nope.
03:07:34
No out.
03:07:35
She she did just get married.
03:07:36
A couple of weeks ago.
03:07:39
Probably not legit, but who does it want?
03:07:42
Oh, I got one money just to be somebodys friend.
03:07:44
I got bills to pay somebody. Friend.
03:07:46
That's not how sugar daddy works.
03:07:48
So, so after he messages back and forth,
03:07:54
do you want to pull that away from the mike and.
03:08:00
I moved in in,
03:08:02
which was, okay, I'm going to send you $3,000.
03:08:05
I tried to move away 150 for the transfer fee.
03:08:10
Yeah. Wait, can we still say transfer fee?
03:08:12
I thought it's you're supposed to say just.
03:08:15
Woman. Woman. Give back in four.
03:08:18
That's the best.
03:08:19
That is my favorite part of the show. Now.
03:08:23
Yeah, the type of payment.
03:08:24
Sorry, I do that again.
03:08:25
So she's she's trying to get money out of this motherfucker.
03:08:28
So she's kind of like, this guy contacts her
03:08:30
and she's working him kind of at the same time, you know,
03:08:33
she's kind of being a snake herself at that point.
03:08:36
She not. Or she going, oh, no, he he approached me.
03:08:38
He said that he was going to pay me,
03:08:41
but now he's all like three grand.
03:08:43
Yeah. And she's like, cool. Yeah. Hell yeah.
03:08:46
And he's like, well, okay, send me $150 for the transfer fee.
03:08:50
And she's like, okay, it's a scam they can afford to send you.
03:08:53
Did I miss that comment? I think I missed that comment.
03:08:56
What does it say?
03:08:57
Do blind people see their dreams?
03:09:00
Do you know oh, this scam is going around.
03:09:03
But anyways, so I, I don't know my application
03:09:06
to be a sugar baby so that I antwoord.
03:09:10
It's all good.
03:09:12
So, Gary, you interested?
03:09:14
Brady no, no, I'm not interested.
03:09:17
Brady thanks for asking though.
03:09:21
I'm not interested.
03:09:22
I mean, I had a clear, clear, emphatic no for your proposition.
03:09:25
Preposition preposition
03:09:28
and another emphatic no for her.
03:09:30
Thanks for asking, though. I'm very flattered.
03:09:32
Yeah. I'm flattered.
03:09:36
I'm very flat earth.
03:09:37
Yeah, I like I, I think it's true.
03:09:40
Not me.
03:09:42
I just watched a rocket.
03:09:44
I watched a rocket go off, and it went far enough where I could actually see
03:09:49
the curve of the earth.
03:09:50
Is. Really?
03:09:53
Yeah. That right.
03:09:53
The video I just showed, I cut through it.
03:09:55
But yeah, it goes all the way to space and you can fucking see it.
03:09:59
Well, but nope, that's not good enough.
03:10:02
They did you see them?
03:10:03
I think I showed the video, but they went to the North Pole
03:10:04
and to try to prove that the earth was that same as it.
03:10:08
Oh no, they couldn't do.
03:10:10
They were crying and they apologized.
03:10:13
It was it freezing to their faces?
03:10:14
No, it was just light all the time that they're like, wait, that shouldn't be.
03:10:20
Actually it was.
03:10:21
It should be.
03:10:24
How do you know?
03:10:25
Like sitting figure out.
03:10:27
Oh, you said the North Pole and you're wrong.
03:10:29
It's the South Pole. Oh, right.
03:10:31
But right now the North Pole might be he doesn't know.
03:10:33
Yeah. Out which direction he's facing or do.
03:10:37
Everything's relative.
03:10:38
I'm sorry.
03:10:38
I was just talking from the perspective of Saturn. Oh.
03:10:44
Therefore everything is
03:10:47
that way.
03:10:50
Okay.
03:10:53
Dear flag, and I don't know which one wants to take this
03:10:56
because normally on the Brady George show, the different flag right before I die.
03:11:01
A month ago,
03:11:01
my 70 year old son was struck by a vehicle while riding his bike in a crosswalk.
03:11:05
He's fine, though his injuries were minor, although it was frightening.
03:11:08
Police and paramedics responded quickly and I took my son to the hospital,
03:11:12
have him fully checked later that day, a police officer came by our house
03:11:16
with a new bike for our son, purchased by the driver of the vehicle.
03:11:19
He gave us a paper with the driver's insurance information and said something
03:11:23
to the effect of
03:11:24
her address is on there too, if you want to thank her for the new bike.
03:11:28
It was really nice of them.
03:11:29
I was shocked that he would say that.
03:11:33
I guess it was a nice gesture, but he she hit my son with a car.
03:11:36
The driver admitted to.
03:11:39
She hit my some of the car.
03:11:40
She the driver admitted to having been distracted at the scene.
03:11:45
She said she thought she hit a dog.
03:11:47
I could go on, but suffice it to say, the driver was 100% at fault.
03:11:52
I put the new bike away in the garage.
03:11:53
My son saw it there and wanted to ride it.
03:11:56
It held out until our insurance claim.
03:11:59
I held out until our insurance claim was accepted and we went for a ride.
03:12:02
Today.
03:12:02
The new bike is not as good as his old one,
03:12:05
but he was excited about it because it's a different color.
03:12:07
I'm so grateful that he is doing well and isn't afraid of biking.
03:12:11
Again, my question is do I write a thank you note?
03:12:14
If so, can you please give me the words sign the bicycle, mommy in Washington?
03:12:19
Brady, it's a funny one.
03:12:21
I say, no, I don't know.
03:12:24
No. Thank you.
03:12:26
Yeah, I know it says fuck you.
03:12:29
Yeah.
03:12:30
Fuck yeah.
03:12:30
No fucking bike.
03:12:32
Well.
03:12:35
It's not even this good.
03:12:36
You can't find me, right?
03:12:37
You I like I like to point out it's not as good as his old one.
03:12:42
Maybe they got him back.
03:12:44
Yeah.
03:12:44
Here's what claim any bike is better than no bike point.
03:12:48
I don't know if it's just like the bicycle insured.
03:12:52
No, but you can claim stuff on car like these days.
03:12:54
They put you.
03:12:55
If it's a if it's on my property, my homeowner's would cover it.
03:12:58
Yeah, yeah,
03:13:00
no I do there is no try.
03:13:03
Maybe they just say it was the same day in the.
03:13:05
It was funny the police brought it by which is we have
03:13:10
like why when they arrest her,
03:13:11
they arrest her for hitting the kid on a bike.
03:13:15
No. They should record errands
03:13:17
for letting the kid ride the bike in front of the car.
03:13:22
So the parents thought that was when I was younger.
03:13:24
There was a kid who, we were in the neighborhood with my.
03:13:26
My brother was actually with him, and he got struck by a car and died when I.
03:13:31
When I was younger, I was a kid, too.
03:13:38
Today.
03:13:38
No. Yeah.
03:13:39
Yeah. Like. No.
03:13:40
I never knew that with a chance after that.
03:13:43
Tonight I was born at a very young age.
03:13:46
You wouldn't be.
03:13:47
You wouldn't take the brand new bike.
03:13:48
You just say, fuck off.
03:13:51
I don't understand why she didn't let the kid ride the bike immediately.
03:13:56
And to wait for the insurance to go through.
03:13:58
She was mad about it.
03:13:58
She didn't want the kid to enjoy the bike and, like, kind of,
03:14:02
gloss over the fact that they hit.
03:14:05
They hit the kid.
03:14:06
You know, I just don't understand.
03:14:08
This is great. This is good.
03:14:10
This is cool that I got hit by a car, you know what I mean?
03:14:13
Like, oh, like,
03:14:15
do you know how you can prevent from getting hit by a car?
03:14:17
I lost my fucking audio.
03:14:20
And then you also don't tell the kid at that point that I'm talking about.
03:14:23
Let's go. Yeah. We got we got you this video.
03:14:26
So I got a little red message, so I got to fucking exit.
03:14:29
It was going to be really time good. And I get hit by a car of it.
03:14:32
I'm going to redo it here.
03:14:33
I forget, I forget what I was listening to.
03:14:35
It might have been something on Rogan, but they were talking about like the
03:14:40
I think it was a book of Ezekiel and how it's been found in different areas
03:14:45
and it doesn't like kind of waver from its original story.
03:14:49
It's like been found in separate areas thousands of years apart.
03:14:55
And it's not wavered from it's like original storytelling.
03:14:58
I was trying to find an example of in the Bible
03:15:01
that I have not other than like there's fragments of it in the Dead Sea Scrolls,
03:15:05
and I'm not sure if that's exactly what they were talking about.
03:15:09
But didn't I find
03:15:10
something about the voyage manuscript?
03:15:13
We watched it. You keep getting up.
03:15:15
Okay, well, we're trying to translate that we haven't yet,
03:15:19
and I abandoned the chair every 15 minutes, roughly.
03:15:22
Anyway. Yeah, so back to getting hit by a car.
03:15:25
If you don't want to get hit by a car,
03:15:26
you could simply wear a brighter colored outfit. Or.
03:15:30
Me? Yeah, she had to go.
03:15:33
It was me.
03:15:33
When strong me when me go was wrath.
03:15:37
You get terror and you see if I'm to
03:15:41
my flesh.
03:15:44
Me restock my brain like a Ouija board.
03:15:49
I know it's easy if I
03:15:52
who you are,
03:15:56
I just
03:15:58
signed up for
03:16:00
it. This,
03:16:02
Rah rah. Oh, yeah.
03:16:04
Wake up. Read.
03:16:06
It was not ra ra ra in brushes.
03:16:09
There's a slot machine Bible study, church, a bunch of your good.
03:16:17
Night.
03:16:17
If you don't want to talk
03:16:18
the way this Bible talks, you should keep your mouth shut.
03:16:22
Where's the fucking other one? Where's that?
03:16:24
God damn it, I thought you were pulling up that other one.
03:16:28
God, you know, what's the.
03:16:30
Oh, okay. Cool.
03:16:32
Yeah, I know that. Cool.
03:16:33
Where the fuck is daddy? Cool.
03:16:35
That was daddy cool in this bitch.
03:16:36
I know it was daddy cool.
03:16:37
Any daddy cool?
03:16:38
Daddy cool.
03:16:41
Zero.
03:16:42
Ezekiel I don't think that's daddy.
03:16:44
That is bright as fuck.
03:16:46
I gotta show you the, dark mode theme.
03:16:49
It's called, dark reader, no install dark reader, please install dark. See?
03:16:54
Right here. It's right here. It's brilliant.
03:16:57
Yeah, but that won't do. All websites.
03:16:59
You want to see something, go to go to Google.
03:17:01
No, I don't want to see it. Go. Wait.
03:17:04
Also known whatever,
03:17:06
is a fragment fragment area,
03:17:09
pseudo city graphic.
03:17:12
Oh, it's a falsely attributed work.
03:17:14
A text whose claimed author is not true author,
03:17:17
or whose work real author attributed to the figure, figure figure of the past.
03:17:22
The fuck are you talking about?
03:17:26
Wait, you're the one that's talking.
03:17:28
Are you talking to yourself?
03:17:29
Yeah, I like if you say something,
03:17:30
then you're like, what the fuck are you talking about?
03:17:32
And no one else is talking.
03:17:36
Try to pay attention.
03:17:37
It wasn't Troy.
03:17:38
It wasn't doctor.
03:17:39
Laura. Cassandra, Cassandra. Her grand, was it?
03:17:42
I'm trying to find the video you suggested in the.
03:17:46
In the monologue, the only thing that I took notes
03:17:47
on, I forgot was, that you said something about Creed.
03:17:51
Creed?
03:17:52
Creed and Scott Scott's.
03:17:56
Grecian island. Greek.
03:17:57
Can you take me?
03:17:59
Yeah. Wait. Where are you?
03:18:02
When you sent the video about the script,
03:18:06
did you want to talk about that?
03:18:07
Still the bondage manuscript.
03:18:09
We need to try to translate manuscript, but is that it?
03:18:14
So I don't have to find the video, that's all.
03:18:16
No, I tore down, I thought I took this down my bed.
03:18:22
I got this,
03:18:24
I've showed every frame.
03:18:25
I'm good. I'm gonna start eating.
03:18:27
This is from, normal, normal world.
03:18:30
Oh, really?
03:18:31
This isn't this. Isn't that funny?
03:18:32
No, they're usually not.
03:18:34
I love both of these guys
03:18:35
and everything else they've done, which is so sad because this should work.
03:18:39
But it's not, is it?
03:18:40
I mean, have you ever watched the act?
03:18:42
No. I don't know if I've seen this one, but I've seen the show many times,
03:18:45
and it's.
03:18:46
Yeah,
03:18:46
it's a take on Morty radio and whatever, but yeah, Drew Lane and Mike Walters
03:18:51
and actually Mike Walters reached out to me like, but, just before the holidays
03:18:55
and asked me, for his help on some production stuff,
03:18:58
again.
03:18:59
And I just, I just don't have time, but, yeah.
03:19:02
So this is this is not that funny, but, I like these guys, so,
03:19:06
I'm going to,
03:19:09
Whoa.
03:19:09
It's McGonigle.
03:19:11
Hey, Mike.
03:19:12
Thanks for coming in so early, man. Yeah, man.
03:19:14
Good to see you.
03:19:15
Hey. My pleasure. Yo, Vicky, just give us your props.
03:19:18
So we're going to just set up, some of your little skits, and, off we go.
03:19:22
We'll have a great time.
03:19:23
I know it's not my first rodeo. Hey! Giddy up!
03:19:27
Wait, is it real?
03:19:28
Are they making fun of it?
03:19:29
They're making fun. Oh.
03:19:31
For five, it's 10:00.
03:19:34
Which means it's time for bed. Yeah. The naked guy.
03:19:37
Yeah.
03:19:38
See, it always, witnesses are spook show producer making fat, fat, fat.
03:19:43
Guys, we're here with funnyman Mike McGarrigle.
03:19:47
Why does she have the R&B voice?
03:19:49
I don't know, gross.
03:19:50
Back next to the, battery gallery of the Halliburton.
03:19:54
What's the name of the latest rift morning show here, dog.
03:19:57
Hey, I see that you just watch the latest rift morning show.
03:20:01
Yeah, I did Dave and Chuck.
03:20:03
Dave and Chuck. Right.
03:20:04
See, I'm so old.
03:20:05
I still think of,
03:20:07
drew and Mike.
03:20:10
Yeah, this is drew from drew.
03:20:12
So this is my back.
03:20:14
Yo, I'm Drew. I'm glad you brought that up.
03:20:16
You gave me directions, and I couldn't believe they were real.
03:20:19
Yeah, I had to get off on Big Beaver Road, which was all 69.
03:20:25
Six, actually 69. Right?
03:20:26
Yeah.
03:20:28
Get a report for traffic.
03:20:31
There's been a horrific 22 car pileup, and I, 75 of a big beaver.
03:20:39
At exit 69.
03:20:43
What?
03:20:45
You know, people have died.
03:20:47
Understood?
03:20:47
The accident was caused by a bus driver.
03:20:51
Yo, if it was just a short bus, you know, nobody was really hurt, right?
03:20:54
Yeah.
03:20:56
Oh, my son is special.
03:20:57
Needs pieces.
03:20:59
Boomer, that bike you're a big Lance fan, Mike McGonigal.
03:21:02
Oh, yeah, dawg, I love the lines.
03:21:04
I go every Sunday and tailgate.
03:21:05
You know, you get there early enough, you can coach.
03:21:08
Oh, no, we suck again.
03:21:13
You know, there you coach.
03:21:19
You know they're good now, right?
03:21:22
I'm gonna to get my God.
03:21:23
Oh, no.
03:21:24
We suck again.
03:21:31
So where can we find bar if you back?
03:21:33
We gotta go. Yo, I'm on. You go to.
03:21:37
I'm on Friendster and you go to century 21.com/funny
03:21:42
realtor, Van Halen rider with the devil with B.J.
03:21:46
and the bacon guy.
03:21:49
Oh, go
03:21:53
for the years.
03:21:56
You see what I did there?
03:22:00
For the record, assholes.
03:22:01
That was Dave.
03:22:02
That's the Dave we were talking about.
03:22:05
Yeah, it was always the day we were talking about.
03:22:07
You just didn't know.
03:22:08
Hi, Dave.
03:22:08
Hi, Dave.
03:22:09
Hi, Dave.
03:22:12
Man. Dave.
03:22:16
Here.
03:22:16
You want to get Dave?
03:22:20
Yeah, we can plug tomorrow.
03:22:22
That's what that is.
03:22:22
We can, but we don't have to.
03:22:26
Why not? Yeah.
03:22:27
Okay.
03:22:27
I was moved back to you by meat pies,
03:22:31
so it doesn't look like
03:22:31
you have to plug them, because we played there for the footage.
03:22:35
My kids used to do that with their food.
03:22:37
Dude, you broke it in half and turned it.
03:22:39
You didn't eat any of it. You made it look smaller.
03:22:42
I just made it look smaller.
03:22:44
And then you had your dessert.
03:22:45
You can't eat your pudding if you don't eat your meat.
03:22:48
Pink Floyd.
03:22:51
Yes. Oh, nugget, the kid who likes Pink Floyd was a nut.
03:22:54
Yeah. You kids are not all over the kid.
03:22:57
We got it. We got to bring the kids. Try.
03:22:59
Motherfucker.
03:23:00
Why does he come to my mind and say something?
03:23:03
I think he's probably been instructed not to.
03:23:05
Oh, right. Yeah. He's there. He's been.
03:23:08
Yeah, they've given me testimony under disciplinary action.
03:23:12
You can't.
03:23:12
You can't prevent Marcus eating with a. You can't.
03:23:15
You're correct Dave.
03:23:17
We went through the whole paradox.
03:23:18
All you he can talk about the topic.
03:23:20
He can just perfectly protected.
03:23:22
Gary's perfectly protected.
03:23:24
But so are they to fire him for no reason at any time.
03:23:26
You can't talk outside of work.
03:23:28
You're not allowed to talk outside of work at all, correct?
03:23:30
No, no. Now you're getting it. Yeah, right.
03:23:35
Well, in fact, they want you to live in the company
03:23:37
hotel to shop at a company store and work at the company.
03:23:42
And that's it.
03:23:44
You're easy to control that way.
03:23:46
Yeah.
03:23:46
What do you.
03:23:46
Oh, you're still playing the dog back there, you son of a bitch.
03:23:49
Look at them go.
03:23:51
You can.
03:23:51
You can go.
03:23:53
There's even music, right?
03:23:55
You you can do it.
03:23:58
Only God can do it. Only God can do it.
03:24:01
Do do it.
03:24:02
Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do.
03:24:05
Oh my God, the Bible study is good.
03:24:07
The phone sex is good. We're good, we're good.
03:24:10
I love the Bible study.
03:24:11
I never forget the Bible study, man.
03:24:14
He's not a happy dog. The other one is not a happy dog.
03:24:17
It is a mental condition.
03:24:18
He's having an epileptic.
03:24:19
Epileptic seizure.
03:24:20
It's horrible that we're making fun of it.
03:24:23
I hate to be that guy, but I can't help it.
03:24:26
Yeah, if you want to make fun of something,
03:24:28
this is the thing to make fun of.
03:24:30
Okay? This girl, this one. Awesome.
03:24:33
What's it?
03:24:33
Oh, sweetie, we got an arrest video.
03:24:36
Awesome. Down this road. Dude. What?
03:24:38
We are a true late night podcast.
03:24:40
Listen to all the curves over there.
03:24:43
Until I got.
03:24:44
We got to go fight curb, you know, you good.
03:24:48
I don't think she said that right over the curb into someone's yard.
03:24:52
Must I?
03:24:53
I'll pull me over.
03:24:56
And what else am I supposed to do but fool over into the mall?
03:25:00
All you had to do is pull over for the latter.
03:25:02
My mother told me to pull over in the that you are
03:25:06
not the one double plate display an encoding.
03:25:10
If I were to pull.
03:25:12
She's playing encoding with the cop dude over there yard.
03:25:16
My mother told me that you think the whole curve.
03:25:20
I could get up to a place where I.
03:25:23
Oh, okay.
03:25:24
Is it really necessary to say the whole curb just got back in the corner?
03:25:27
No one got back in the car.
03:25:29
Oh, okay.
03:25:30
Step my car way, bro.
03:25:32
Get back in the car.
03:25:35
Get back in the car! Her.
03:25:36
She kind of hot.
03:25:38
Yeah, she might be a.
03:25:42
Liability.
03:25:43
She seems entertaining
03:25:45
and she doesn't seem very bitchy.
03:25:46
She seems like she just keeps trying to explain herself,
03:25:49
but she just doesn't get it. Oh, wow.
03:25:51
Why are there so many people?
03:25:56
You know, like a robber or something, you know?
03:25:59
Did you say that?
03:26:01
Well, no.
03:26:01
But like, somebody is like, I'll say, give me.
03:26:04
Oh, it's so fun how they just let you.
03:26:06
These are always the slowest interactions when they're drunk,
03:26:09
because they just want to get as much evidence on tape as possible.
03:26:11
Hey, dude, you were coming from this direction.
03:26:14
I said tape, but you all knew what I meant.
03:26:16
So nice. All right.
03:26:18
One, one. What's coming down?
03:26:20
Where is the camera? I'm coming down.
03:26:23
Where's my close up? I don't see the red light.
03:26:25
I'm sorry. I'm an influencer.
03:26:26
Where am I supposed to look? Where's my camera?
03:26:29
Oh, I'm for the curve, man. We all have one.
03:26:31
All right, here. I'm cut. All my life.
03:26:35
She literally.
03:26:35
That's the best part about these things is just seven views of every curve.
03:26:39
He kind of lights on.
03:26:41
The cop cut his lights out. I know how you do. Can you do that?
03:26:43
You can cut them on.
03:26:44
Yeah, barely under the curve, right?
03:26:47
Oh no, she's on Saint John.
03:26:48
I was like, oh come on.
03:26:49
I think he's flustered by the hot girl.
03:26:52
So to take the couch and put on my lights and he said, cut her,
03:26:56
they're doing a favor.
03:26:57
And he said, yeah, you're coming from the start.
03:26:59
So national, very wonky for a medical condition
03:27:02
of how you can listen to the radio.
03:27:05
This is funny.
03:27:06
Yeah.
03:27:06
This is.
03:27:10
Kind of six years ago it was.
03:27:11
What was it?
03:27:13
Did you just ask me the first time I drank?
03:27:16
Start to mess up.
03:27:18
She's not just drunk, she's trippin.
03:27:20
Yeah. This.
03:27:22
What? This is all.
03:27:23
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
03:27:25
I forgot that I'm the person. And this.
03:27:28
That's why I use this word business differently.
03:27:31
And I go back home.
03:27:33
She's got to be driving.
03:27:34
She's to call him.
03:27:36
I don't know, she's
03:27:38
just confused, you know?
03:27:40
Yeah.
03:27:44
I'm first.
03:27:44
I can.
03:27:47
Yeah.
03:27:47
See, I need to talk recently with the water
03:27:51
from the check my car without pay.
03:27:54
We had without my permanent.
03:27:57
We're here for him. Okay? Without my permission.
03:27:59
So, are you guys looking for somebody specific?
03:28:05
No, no.
03:28:06
Then why are you guys doing this to me?
03:28:10
So I'm driving on 11 and she's on a call.
03:28:13
This is out in the road, coming out, coming in.
03:28:16
So I was like, oh my. Oh, what is she doing?
03:28:18
She's back over in the car.
03:28:20
That was shaking.
03:28:20
I'm like, she was playing chicken attack.
03:28:23
Oh yeah. Oh shit. I forgot about chicken.
03:28:26
You at that two cars driving at each other.
03:28:28
Anything. Yeah.
03:28:30
I'll put my lights on back there.
03:28:31
Never forget anything.
03:28:33
Now that trumps an office.
03:28:34
Can be a chicken attack with her and the.
03:28:38
Can you believe Trump's announcement?
03:28:39
And I smell the alcohol.
03:28:40
No, I'm.
03:28:42
See, I'm going to be just as early.
03:28:44
I'm going to scrutinize and I'm going to also argue like I'm
03:28:49
not I'm not blinded by this patriotic parade people at this late at night.
03:28:53
So and in my first light, if you guys do this, then
03:28:57
I didn't do anything wrong because I haven't done anything wrong.
03:29:01
This is.
03:29:04
So congratulations.
03:29:06
Why don't you call me sir?
03:29:08
I don't know, I wasn't the one that stopped you.
03:29:10
You don't know that you have to let her go.
03:29:13
If you don't know, you have to let her go. Those are the rules.
03:29:16
Why? You're stopping me.
03:29:18
Tell me the reason why.
03:29:19
You got a lot of padding in that bra.
03:29:21
I take back what I said earlier, and there's no shape to the shorts.
03:29:24
Right? The woman didn't stop you there?
03:29:26
Yeah, she's a, the male over there, but he's talking to the supervisor.
03:29:30
So I need you to stay over here for a second.
03:29:32
I need curb tattoos. Where you coming from?
03:29:35
If you look like. Yeah, from.
03:29:36
She's very flat street.
03:29:38
Figure out what's going on.
03:29:40
I'm, like, acoustically. Yeah,
03:29:44
I know, you see, you're just trying to get home right?
03:29:47
I wish oh, my God, where have I been?
03:29:50
I'm telling you, man, I'm not in a good place right now.
03:29:54
I need to see somebody.
03:29:56
I'm just playing
03:29:58
this some.
03:30:00
I'm not on this one, sir.
03:30:04
No, no, no.
03:30:07
Okay.
03:30:11
Do some.
03:30:12
Man one.
03:30:14
Do some.
03:30:15
Do something.
03:30:16
Like what I like worse questions than others.
03:30:22
Well, first of all, I didn't pull you over.
03:30:23
Second of all, you said I might need to do something.
03:30:26
What is that? That I need to do? No. Boom!
03:30:28
You're going to fall in question.
03:30:30
What the.
03:30:33
Is there any irony that she keeps answering a question
03:30:35
that wasn't asked repeatedly?
03:30:37
Yeah, well, complaining about being treated
03:30:40
like I got Caprice lines and, like, dinosaur
03:30:44
juice boxes and all the sauce.
03:30:47
But do you want what do you want?
03:30:51
I want to know why
03:30:54
you ended up on the the grass here.
03:30:56
Because I pulled over and there is no way
03:31:00
to pull over on a one way street,
03:31:03
other than turning into a U-turn to pull over.
03:31:08
That was superfluous.
03:31:10
Yeah.
03:31:11
So pull forward and make their way through their row without me being in their way.
03:31:16
Is there any of the questions like such as are there any more questions?
03:31:21
All right.
03:31:21
Is there, any questions?
03:31:23
Yeah. Am I free to go?
03:31:25
That's the question. Yeah.
03:31:28
I carry at home.
03:31:29
If that's not the case and I can't ask sobriety test.
03:31:34
That's another question, but just touch a bit more concern,
03:31:38
sir. My children are.
03:31:41
Yes. Whoa whoa whoa.
03:31:43
Oh, okay. Phew.
03:31:45
God, I'm so glad there's more to that statement.
03:31:47
My children are fucking there waiting for me with other people or each other.
03:31:51
I'm not investigating the case. 2:30 a.m.
03:31:54
and they're ran for their medicine. My children are fucking
03:31:58
leaving the bar, and
03:31:59
she's waiting for anything that's waiting for the pause is everything.
03:32:02
My children are fucking.
03:32:04
They go waiting for medicine.
03:32:07
What?
03:32:08
Okay, that's a long comma,
03:32:12
right? But they're from involved.
03:32:14
Well, there's only four, and I'll just stay over here.
03:32:16
Ma'am, just stay over here.
03:32:18
Oh. What are you doing?
03:32:20
Grabbing my arm like that, you bitch!
03:32:23
That.
03:32:24
Listen.
03:32:25
Hey, listen, listen.
03:32:28
Are you.
03:32:28
Are you listening? One.
03:32:32
Okay, I have reason to believe that you're
03:32:34
under the influence of alcohol or some substance. Yep.
03:32:38
There you go. I don't I don't believe it's alcohol.
03:32:40
Sobriety, sir. Exercises.
03:32:42
Do you consent to doing that?
03:32:44
This sucks right now.
03:32:47
How and where the regular walking right now.
03:32:52
I'll do not.
03:32:52
There is no there's no no no no no.
03:32:54
You can what regular what we know
03:32:58
I'm not.
03:32:59
I was trying to get my social status right.
03:33:03
But I promise house.
03:33:06
Yeah she is with other men. Okay.
03:33:08
If she didn't have tattoos, she'd be attracting anyone.
03:33:12
Oh, no, because she's not my wife.
03:33:15
What?
03:33:15
We know I'm not moving.
03:33:19
You just get out.
03:33:19
You can't come on now and just walk up to me now.
03:33:25
You can't.
03:33:26
And we're in the regular walking.
03:33:29
Just walk.
03:33:30
You're not being clear.
03:33:33
Being put one foot in front of the other.
03:33:37
Okay?
03:33:38
Soon you'll be walking across the floor, but it's.
03:33:42
Just.
03:33:44
Tell me what I'm doing, sir.
03:33:46
Walk towards me. Oh, okay. There we go.
03:33:49
All right.
03:33:49
This one's about you for one, you guys. One.
03:33:55
Let's go. On my way.
03:33:57
You listen to the instructions that I'm missing about your arrest record.
03:34:00
What the hell? Yeah. This is no,
03:34:04
this is,
03:34:06
Oh. Hey. Suit up now.
03:34:07
I don't think that's a good idea.
03:34:10
Thank you.
03:34:10
This story.
03:34:11
You better wrap it up
03:34:14
in a story. Bitch.
03:34:14
Be crazy.
03:34:18
She did not understand what they were doing to her.
03:34:20
Her best advice that I'm not a lawyer.
03:34:21
The show is not a legal advice.
03:34:22
But your best advice is to. Or.
03:34:25
Here's another idea that's going to be very controversial.
03:34:28
You could shut the fuck up. Yes.
03:34:33
A man in Queen says an animal attack on his way to work
03:34:35
left him bloodied and concerned for his neighbor's safety.
03:34:39
And we're not talking about dogs or cats or even New York City rats.
03:34:43
Let's play nothing but chicken, Miller.
03:34:48
Wait, that's not fair.
03:34:49
The chicken is tolerable before it up. But
03:34:52
that's not a kid.
03:34:55
It's a full grown man.
03:34:56
He has a disadvantage with his kick.
03:34:59
You can't even.
03:35:00
You can barely kick up this kick
03:35:02
because he can barely kick up to the chicken's head.
03:35:06
And then
03:35:08
you know what he needs.
03:35:10
But a chicken attack.
03:35:13
I felt a peck on my left hand.
03:35:16
We can see my shoulders of giants gone by.
03:35:18
We reach for the sky.
03:35:20
I'm turning the sky.
03:35:21
Boys on the backs of giant superstar.
03:35:23
Thanks for all we can.
03:35:25
We get much higher.
03:35:31
The one thing for Mount Rushmore is they are not ranked one through four.
03:35:36
It is just oh, they're four.
03:35:38
So before we put this whole Dave thing to bed,
03:35:41
what's your Mount Rushmore of moments
03:35:43
of either your job or the last two weeks?
03:35:47
Oh, three week knives, making snacks.
03:35:51
Ooh, I like that. You went to all.
03:35:54
You went to all his time off stuff, taking naps.
03:35:59
I got one more.
03:36:00
So you don't need to take naps anymore.
03:36:02
You can just.
03:36:02
It's only a nap when you have regular sleep time. No.
03:36:07
I like taking naps and playing with the dogs.
03:36:09
That's all I've done is I made snacks, I made 9 a.m.,
03:36:13
I made nappy time playing with them, and I made play time.
03:36:17
It is when people time out,
03:36:20
little time out for dinner.
03:36:23
Gary?
03:36:28
Oh, I don't know if we've seen this chicken attack before.
03:36:31
I think it saves on us the power to make to him.
03:36:35
Well, he's got googly eyes on what a callback.
03:36:38
No way.
03:36:39
Why is he.
03:36:40
Why does Judge Brown wait, that's Judge Mathis.
03:36:42
I think I just did a horrible racist mistake.
03:36:44
Yeah. You did. That's not Judge Joe Brown.
03:36:48
That's matters.
03:36:50
Do you see where I could make the mistake? Is.
03:36:51
Are both judges negative of black on.
03:36:52
I apologize
03:36:55
he hit me.
03:36:55
Oh, I do it. He.
03:36:57
I had to go to the hospital.
03:36:59
He hit me home.
03:37:00
You see, I also supposed to do the green hair.
03:37:03
Are they women?
03:37:04
Chicken junk?
03:37:05
I never seen him turned down chicken.
03:37:08
I can't tell what sex either one of these people are.
03:37:10
I think the world has finally succeeded. That's what they wanted.
03:37:13
Yeah, and he has googly eyes on the feathers.
03:37:15
Went flying.
03:37:16
No, they look like.
03:37:18
They look like novelty Chinese glasses from the 70s.
03:37:21
But these are the glasses that had the eyes built in the movie, which was bocce.
03:37:25
The ball was the ball. No, these are the goggles.
03:37:28
Any time I know chicken I'm talking about.
03:37:30
He just wants to stop talking about chicken.
03:37:32
The site we talk about the food, which is all I need.
03:37:35
My $400, man. He's 400.
03:37:37
I don't care what she needs are chicken dinner, watch TV.
03:37:41
He needs a Bruce here.
03:37:43
You want I'm giving you.
03:37:44
I can't get over the racist novelty and evil
03:37:47
glasses he has for the show tonight.
03:37:50
I had to go to festival.
03:37:52
Yes, we talked about the food budget.
03:37:55
All I need you said to me with chicken.
03:37:58
He'll talk to me. When?
03:37:58
That's not for the show.
03:38:00
Tonight I had to go. What?
03:38:05
Assault is something Asian.
03:38:07
My chicken site.
03:38:09
We talk about the food, which is all.
03:38:11
Is that a kind of chicken? Man? He's broken it.
03:38:13
I don't care if the chicken to watch TV.
03:38:16
You can take what you want. Be mad as you want.
03:38:19
I'm giving this man his four. Honey, what else you want?
03:38:21
And two girls.
03:38:22
He assaulted me with that stuff.
03:38:24
I found a certain Asian.
03:38:26
I had to go to Salt and Asians. Yeah.
03:38:28
Damn. It's the same clip.
03:38:30
Yeah, he assaulted me with that stuff for the first show tonight.
03:38:34
I had to go to face.
03:38:36
If you Google insult the nation, this clip comes off the whole way.
03:38:40
Yeah, that's honest. Look. See, here it is.
03:38:43
Yeah, I saw the nation for the show tonight, sir.
03:38:48
I had to go to something to look good.
03:38:51
We're going to go behind him over shoulder.
03:38:52
The assault.
03:38:54
Yes. Again.
03:38:55
Orange. You want?
03:38:56
I'm giving you space for your hundred and 12.
03:38:59
It's going to me with that stands for. Oh yeah. Like yeah
03:39:03
I had to go.
03:39:04
So for me
03:39:06
do you have a dress.
03:39:07
Yes I have, I have everything time
03:39:10
they lose this they're losing it actually.
03:39:12
Watch the guy in the yellow after the show tonight.
03:39:15
Not yet.
03:39:15
I had to go to France. Wait.
03:39:17
Wait for it now. Right here.
03:39:19
They're laughing their asses off now.
03:39:21
Are you you you go through.
03:39:23
Yes, on page six.
03:39:26
I don't even want to go and revisit that.
03:39:28
That was karma liquor.
03:39:29
Louis, come.
03:39:30
You come into the liqueurs comedy.
03:39:34
Come.
03:39:34
Come on. We're trying to make a word of comedy and ridiculous.
03:39:36
And I was unable to do it.
03:39:38
You almost.
03:39:38
You almost said Kamala Harris is.
03:39:41
That's comedy. Ridiculous.
03:39:43
That's how you pronounce Kamala Harris.
03:39:45
Thank you.
03:39:47
It's Kamala.
03:39:48
Oh, my God, that was so hilarious.
03:39:49
They're all smiles and like, clapping when they when he was approaching the podium.
03:39:54
And then when they all sat down,
03:39:55
they're just like, we're just stone faced and just kind of.
03:39:58
They thought it was Dave Blunts or whatever that guy's name.
03:40:01
And then he turned out, to be blunt,
03:40:04
David, is that what his mom calls him?
03:40:05
David Blunt? Yes.
03:40:08
One last check in.
03:40:09
One last check. Second.
03:40:11
Well, last check in.
03:40:13
And it is still.
03:40:17
Now, one last check in.
03:40:19
One last chicken after chicken.
03:40:20
His dad said, hey, man, the chicken attack my dad.
03:40:23
Oh, that's actually not a chicken attack.
03:40:26
It's a zebra attack.
03:40:28
All right. But, that's okay.
03:40:30
I don't see it now, here's instead of mine.
03:40:33
No, maybe you did. Maybe I did.
03:40:36
It's not there.
03:40:37
Oh, by my spider. Look at my eyes at you.
03:40:41
So, if he falls against people that are,
03:40:44
people that are mad at, Peter,
03:40:49
not Petros, but Peter.
03:40:50
Peter, what the fuck did Peter did Peter, a chicken of all his name was Pinter.
03:40:56
He was being.
03:40:57
Where's my where's my draft?
03:40:58
He's at Southfield. Southfield?
03:41:00
Squeeze that spelled reference.
03:41:02
Know the bird? The bird prophet.
03:41:03
They wouldn't release one injured bird who likely will just be murdered.
03:41:07
And neither can't see it. Oh, you're not for them at all.
03:41:12
So we did play that video, Murder Bird.
03:41:14
I heard there was a there was a truck
03:41:17
that tipped over of chickens and like,
03:41:20
they were kind of collecting them in some, some, you know, Peter Pedo people were,
03:41:25
collecting the chickens to like, take to a sanctuary
03:41:29
and they had to give them back.
03:41:30
And so they were all mad about it.
03:41:31
And this is literally the quote from that lady
03:41:34
and she mentions the chicken being a prophet for these people.
03:41:37
They wouldn't release one injured bird who likely will just be murdered
03:41:41
and not even be a prophet for them at all.
03:41:45
So, that leads me to,
03:41:47
the zebra attack, because, this is a
03:41:51
female zebra giving birth to its baby, and there is a male zebra
03:41:55
that is not the father of that, zebra who's trying to take over the, herd.
03:42:01
And this is what they do when they,
03:42:03
when they want to snuff out the previous, dominant male.
03:42:08
They, excuse me.
03:42:10
That animal has an animal hanging out of it.
03:42:13
Yeah.
03:42:15
Yeah.
03:42:15
So they, they attack,
03:42:20
To kill the.
03:42:21
I don't know if they should root for the black one or the white one.
03:42:23
They don't.
03:42:24
They don't want the, seed of another zebra dominant to carry on.
03:42:28
They want their seed to carry on. And so it knows.
03:42:31
Do it knows that it's not its seed, apparently.
03:42:34
I guess it's like, you know what, I don't care.
03:42:36
It could. It may.
03:42:36
It is a possible chance that it wasn't.
03:42:38
A lot of dudes have that.
03:42:39
A lot of dudes had that complaint.
03:42:42
So I think it just wants to fuck a young zebra man.
03:42:44
Like, I don't need you anymore.
03:42:45
I got a young man who wants to,
03:42:46
doesn't want a fucking younger zebra, wants a younger young zebra up.
03:42:50
Oh, it's going to eat it, too.
03:42:52
It's not going to eat. It's just going to maim the fuck out of it.
03:42:54
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:42:56
Wow, buddy. Welcome.
03:42:57
Welcome to this planet, the circle of life.
03:43:01
It's smart, though,
03:43:02
because if it waits till it's full size and fights it, it might lose.
03:43:05
I know this isn't fair, because that zebra can't be a prophet
03:43:08
to some Peta lady.
03:43:11
So this is.
03:43:12
This is why I support the Wild Kingdom.
03:43:15
Unfortunately, we're pretty into it because somebody filmed it.
03:43:17
I'm not promoting this or saying, this is this is horrible.
03:43:21
I support the zebras.
03:43:24
Oh it's bad. It's like this year.
03:43:26
Yeah, because it's last ditch effort,
03:43:27
but it's like, no, I think that thing's already fucked.
03:43:29
I think its neck is broken.
03:43:30
Yeah.
03:43:31
The little one. Yeah, but not the other one.
03:43:33
Oh no. No.
03:43:35
And they just want to trample it.
03:43:36
I think, just like we got.
03:43:40
One.
03:43:42
And it's just the skirt is just hang it from.
03:43:44
Oh, it just ditch that skirt.
03:43:46
Is that the afterbirth? It was that.
03:43:48
Yeah. You could eat that. You know. Placenta.
03:43:50
Yeah. I'm sure something. Well.
03:43:54
Yeah, yeah.
03:43:55
Oh it's sick.
03:43:57
Yeah. That's disgusting.
03:43:58
It's fucked up.
03:44:02
So are they going to.
03:44:04
Are they going to fuck.
03:44:05
Yeah. That's where it's leading I think.
03:44:08
I don't know I don't think so.
03:44:09
No I think this is like you son of a bitch.
03:44:11
You better put another one in me if you're going to kill that one.
03:44:14
So honestly though, is it still.
03:44:16
It's it's it's the zebra's right to choose. Right.
03:44:18
The zebra has a right to choose.
03:44:22
That's an abortion joke.
03:44:23
If anybody missed that.
03:44:24
Yeah, we got it going.
03:44:26
Yeah. I should have aborted the joke. Yeah.
03:44:29
Poor little guy.
03:44:33
Yeah.
03:44:33
This is, this is on Facebook, believe it or not.
03:44:36
Shout out to Zucker.
03:44:37
Zuckerberg?
03:44:40
Yeah. Nothing getting censored anymore,
03:44:42
right?
03:44:43
This was on, I think this this shit was on here before that statement.
03:44:46
I think you just had to find it.
03:44:49
It's it's wild life.
03:44:52
I mean, unfortunately,
03:44:53
there's people that go out there and just, you know, film what happens.
03:44:57
And you're like, if if a human tried to intervene, they'd probably be killed.
03:45:01
So it's like, I don't I don't know what you're this Libra film
03:45:05
nature and and sometimes zebras just eat infants
03:45:10
on purpose.
03:45:11
I don't know, like, what's so what a human.
03:45:13
What a human does this right?
03:45:16
Wait, what?
03:45:17
An abortion in the first is talking about the baby shaker.
03:45:21
The portraying trans baby shaker.
03:45:23
Yeah.
03:45:24
Just if you don't want to, just wait as soon as it pops out,
03:45:26
just kind of shake it by the neck a few times, slamming on the ground. Tramp.
03:45:28
So somebody did.
03:45:29
Somebody did that and the baby didn't die.
03:45:31
But they're going to keep it alive.
03:45:32
Now. It's brain dead for the rest of its life.
03:45:35
Okay.
03:45:35
You just try to, to try to get out of it.
03:45:38
She turned into a trans man and said, are you solving a cold,
03:45:44
brutally, almost evil, sinister, regular prison?
03:45:47
The evil doesn't apply in animals.
03:45:51
Sinister?
03:45:51
The sinister, doesn't it? I think it does. Vicious.
03:45:54
It's just almost. How do you explain the ram?
03:45:56
The Ram knew right from right from wrong.
03:45:58
And it tried to protect the chicken.
03:45:59
Do you think that was just I want to play or just an instinctive reaction?
03:46:03
Or do you think it was a moral savior decision of the Ram?
03:46:07
It was something else with the chicken.
03:46:10
It was.
03:46:11
It just took sides.
03:46:13
Do you think that maybe the zebras were friends before it decided to maim?
03:46:16
It's no,
03:46:19
no, we didn't see the video.
03:46:20
It could have been just like the guy was friendly behavior.
03:46:23
The the report was that it was, different.
03:46:27
The second male coming in try to take over the dominant male.
03:46:29
And what they do is they murder the kids of the dominant male.
03:46:33
So because they want their seed to be
03:46:34
the one that is in for the record, the Rams lost to the Eagles.
03:46:38
Do you see my reference there.
03:46:39
The Rams I say lost to the Eagles which is similar to a chicken.
03:46:47
What was our state bird I mean what was our federal.
03:46:49
What was our country bird supposed to be.
03:46:52
Turkey the eagle.
03:46:53
You know the turkey carries right I know,
03:46:57
but then when the Nazis took over they made it the eagle.
03:47:01
Good night guys.
03:47:02
Try to, get some sleep.
03:47:04
Yeah. I'm gonna I'm going to wrap it up.
03:47:06
I played a long time ago.
03:47:09
So did we mention that on with all the family pardons
03:47:12
that Biden also pardoned Fauci.
03:47:20
Oh, I just he wasn't charged or convicted with any crime.
03:47:24
Why would he need a pardon?
03:47:25
None of them.
03:47:26
None of them were.
03:47:27
None of them. Well, some of them were petty, petty stuff.
03:47:30
But yeah, nothing to him.
03:47:32
Nothing to need a pardon?
03:47:33
Can you just do that? I have served
03:47:36
well.
03:47:36
I think he thinks he can, but you can't otherwise.
03:47:38
I mean, you can make quite a little army of people like I.
03:47:41
I pardon 80 million per year.
03:47:44
Yeah.
03:47:45
I pardon this group of people.
03:47:46
Now go fuck with everyone else.
03:47:49
Anybody who's a Democrat is pardoned.
03:47:51
Like that doesn't seem like a good precedent to set.
03:47:53
Do you know he pardoned. Did he he also the Clintons at all?
03:47:56
You know, he also pardoned a bunch of,
03:48:00
why did my brain just fart out,
03:48:02
death row, a bunch of death row people
03:48:05
or commuted sentences so they're not going to get killed now.
03:48:09
And these are these are horrible, horrible, horrible criminals
03:48:12
that did horrible things.
03:48:13
The victims are,
03:48:14
like, devastated, like he did everyone except, like three of them.
03:48:19
Just as a moral, like, fuck you to the death penalty.
03:48:21
Because.
03:48:22
Because our our administration doesn't like the death penalty,
03:48:25
we're going to symbolically try to forgive everybody.
03:48:28
It's interesting because if you don't like the death penalty, why did you leave
03:48:32
three people
03:48:35
up for the death penalty?
03:48:36
They didn't pay their whatever he had to pay to get it.
03:48:39
Was the Boston bomber that Joe car sarin of or whatever the hell.
03:48:42
And like two other they did some really good.
03:48:46
I'm glad at least he has some kind of standard.
03:48:48
No, but there shouldn't be a standard with that.
03:48:50
Then it's all or nothing. You don't.
03:48:52
You don't just
03:48:54
why if you're if you're saying that's just it. His.
03:48:57
Anybody says it's unfair, it's his choice to randomly pick and choose.
03:49:01
It's his choice.
03:49:02
It's all or nothing.
03:49:03
No. He can pick any single or all or any one of them.
03:49:07
Don't pick everyone except three.
03:49:09
I agree, but I didn't. It wasn't my choice.
03:49:11
There was child, his legal there apparently.
03:49:13
I don't know his legal whatever it's called obligation legal, right?
03:49:18
He can pardon whoever he wants to or not.
03:49:20
Whoever he wants to.
03:49:23
And not exactly.
03:49:24
I think there's rules to it.
03:49:27
And I think he's kind of just not flexing those.
03:49:29
It's an executive pardon.
03:49:31
And they can do anyone, including themselves.
03:49:33
I don't see how that I know it's a dude.
03:49:36
It's like it's the all you know how there's a checks and balances.
03:49:39
There has to be most of the checks and balances.
03:49:42
People are going to disagree with me, are there to protect the people.
03:49:44
There has to be a few checks and balances to protect the leaders too.
03:49:48
And that's one of them.
03:49:50
Some asshole back in the day was like, you know what?
03:49:52
We're kind of doing a lot of shady shit.
03:49:54
Let's, put some provisions. Yeah, it was called war, dude.
03:49:57
It was called War Against England.
03:49:58
And we had to either put him in prison,
03:50:00
we made a bunch of laws that said, oh, shit, we broke a bunch of them.
03:50:04
I know, let's let's make it a it's not just, the president.
03:50:07
The governor can do it.
03:50:10
What is it?
03:50:10
We also can do it. Can somebody else do it?
03:50:12
I don't know, I don't think so.
03:50:14
I don't think, governor, it's clearly a leader, flex.
03:50:16
I mean, it's there just to show you who's boss.
03:50:19
Literally what I can do.
03:50:21
But it's just crazy.
03:50:22
If Trump pardons himself, he's going to he's going to pardon the Jay Sixers.
03:50:25
Apparently.
03:50:29
I don't yeah.
03:50:30
But I almost,
03:50:30
almost feel like he would wait
03:50:32
till the end of his term, for whatever reason to do that.
03:50:34
One of his executive orders I know I'm an anti Covid shot.
03:50:38
I'm not anti-vaccine but I'm anti make mandate.
03:50:41
And anybody any government any government of the good.
03:50:45
You stop looping
03:50:47
any government agent who was fired or lost their job for not taking
03:50:51
the shot is going to get their job back and all their back pay.
03:50:57
Now I have
03:50:58
because Trump said it and wrote an order
03:51:01
and he's in charge of the federal government, apparently.
03:51:04
Do I get any money for being for of being forced
03:51:07
by my employer to take the vaccine?
03:51:10
Did you suffer any damages that you can prove?
03:51:12
I don't know yet.
03:51:14
Well, no one knows yet.
03:51:17
That's the answer to your question.
03:51:19
I mean, you can force upon me
03:51:20
you could sue anyone for anything if you can prove them.
03:51:22
And you can't just say yes. Some damage.
03:51:24
You have to set an amount.
03:51:26
You have to prove the damages and prove how much you.
03:51:28
But you can't just randomly say it's not dollars.
03:51:30
You have to have proof that that somehow it hurt.
03:51:32
It was a detriment.
03:51:34
It did that. I'm still thinking about it right now.
03:51:38
I don't think it works like, yeah, I don't think it works that way.
03:51:40
I think that's the your fault thing, even though it's an action
03:51:42
they did and I feel for it's my fault.
03:51:44
They're they didn't force for me,
03:51:46
but it definitely was like, if you don't, things are going to be difficult.
03:51:49
I had an account.
03:51:50
I had a contract the day sued the government.
03:51:54
I don't talk about my clients, but I do talk about this one.
03:51:56
I had an account with Chase Bank.
03:51:58
It was a big account, and I lost it because I wouldn't take the shot.
03:52:02
The Daily Wire sued the government, and one the government
03:52:05
was forcing businesses to get their employees vaccinated.
03:52:09
Big businesses will be fine, government will be protected.
03:52:12
But small businesses like me are fucked.
03:52:14
Nobody's going to give a fuck about me.
03:52:19
And I would
03:52:19
really I would really like to have that Chase account back.
03:52:23
That would be fantastic.
03:52:25
You know how many Chase fucking?
03:52:27
You know, much technology they go through.
03:52:29
They replace shit when they you don't even need to
03:52:32
because all the bank regulations, they have to have the latest
03:52:35
and greatest secure computers and they have to be checked all the time.
03:52:38
It's, such a good contract.
03:52:42
Said,
03:52:44
I won't try to get it back.
03:52:45
I either will or I won't deal
03:52:48
because I live at home in the trailer.
03:52:53
Mom, I'm coming home to you.
03:52:56
You know, for the record, when did this. When?
03:52:58
When was.
03:52:58
How old is he? I'm pretty sure I was wearing this before him.
03:53:01
We went to the same school. This ain't cool.
03:53:04
I'm in a raise. He's tapping my mom.
03:53:06
We're almost the same.
03:53:07
I just got a different one, I think on the microphone, I dropped bombs.
03:53:10
Look at his car.
03:53:11
Thanks a lot, mom. Here.
03:53:13
Happy birthday. Right.
03:53:15
And, dude, I drove around in a car just like that.
03:53:19
Ain't no that.
03:53:20
Is that was the chief of the shelter.
03:53:23
Old Delta 98.
03:53:24
Yeah, we had that because I'm back.
03:53:26
I have pictures now.
03:53:28
Do you know you can fit, like, 12 people in that car comfortably
03:53:31
on the way to school every day?
03:53:33
Oh, I don't, I don't even know.
03:53:34
We picked up everyone on next week.
03:53:37
That was probably that was Bowman's car that that was Jeff Brown's car.
03:53:41
He drove everyone to school. We picked up everyone in that car.
03:53:44
I enjoyed that one that went to school, rode in that car.
03:53:49
Some days
03:53:49
we didn't make it to school, I don't care.
03:53:53
Thank you for being on.
03:53:54
You're not on the station.
03:53:55
I couldn't care any less.
03:53:58
I don't give a crap about that.
03:54:01
I miss gas, we need gas.
03:54:02
That was the whole offense and everything sucks.
03:54:05
No offense, but the three of us suck.
03:54:08
No way. I mean, we don't, but it's so much better with a guest.
03:54:10
Can somebody please guest on our show next week?
03:54:14
And Gary left?
03:54:15
We don't. We do not know. That's the final segment.
03:54:18
Yeah. You got a comment?
03:54:19
What is the topic next week?
03:54:21
We're not ending the show until we know the topic.
03:54:23
From now on.
03:54:26
Thank you.
03:54:26
All right, I got it. The topic is nothing.
03:54:30
No, it we did that
03:54:32
parts a pretty important part.
03:54:35
Parts a pretty important part.
03:54:37
That's a that's a part of every episode.
03:54:38
The kid.
03:54:41
Yeah.
03:54:41
I don't miss the kid I say I do, but I'm full of shit.
03:54:45
I couldn't stand him.
03:54:45
I'm glad he's gone I love him, I know you do.
03:54:48
That's why I hate him.
03:54:49
Jealous.
03:54:50
I wish I was that young, I don't.
03:54:54
I cut my hair,
03:54:55
I cut my hair in a mullet three times this year and you never said shit.
03:54:58
You so much of a pussy looks.
03:54:59
And how gay is hair is I let the I let my hair grow long in the back
03:55:03
voices his balls I've been dropped yet
03:55:07
he fucking thinks he knows stuff about shit, about shit.
03:55:10
He just doesn't know a goddamn thing. He.
03:55:11
He wants some shit. They didn't even grow up.
03:55:13
When you're 20, you know everything.
03:55:15
And then he thinks he's like, king of fucking are made of rubber now.
03:55:18
Because now the Gary's gone.
03:55:19
And so plastic shit bad going along.
03:55:21
We're not fucking old man. I know better than him.
03:55:23
Look at that dumb shit.
03:55:24
Because I made a rubber is like this kid's entire life.
03:55:26
Currently, we're not allowed to. Sarah made a rubber.
03:55:29
We got to call it plastic shithole for I made a rubber.
03:55:32
Rubber? Yeah. That's it.
03:55:34
I mean, a rubber.
03:55:35
Perfectly fine.
03:55:37
Yeah, I made a rubber here.
03:55:39
And so, Yeah, he's sitting back thinking like, oh, I've got a mate.
03:55:41
I'm gonna work my way to the top of this motherfucker.
03:55:44
I'm going to be manager one day.
03:55:47
You making some kind of a manager?
03:55:49
I'll be making, like, five, five, six, $7 an hour more and I'll be making them
03:55:53
maybe Morgan manager one day, and they'll be retiring from here.
03:55:57
He's in charge of people.
03:55:59
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03:56:01
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03:56:04
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03:56:07
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03:56:11
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03:56:13
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03:56:16
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03:56:17
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03:56:19
We thank you for watching.
03:56:22
And we need to know what the topic is.
03:56:24
Is it Dave too?
03:56:26
Yeah, it's pretty much it I like topic, we should do topic I like what about Nate?
03:56:31
Can we do Nate?
03:56:33
We could do Nate.
03:56:33
But I honestly as a referee involved in de-escalation training,
03:56:37
I feel like that that's not productive. And it will be.
03:56:39
No no no. So yes yes.
03:56:43
The best thing is though as people like watching things blow up.
03:56:46
So I as far as a content provider, I'm all for it.
03:56:49
But as far as a human being, I advise against it.
03:56:54
It can never forget in a relationship.
03:56:57
We brought the kids to, we didn't know.
03:57:01
You didn't know.
03:57:02
Well, thanks to the kid, Chinese takes the kid.
03:57:10
No, but seriously, Gary, why do you hate David?
03:57:13
That was. See?
03:57:16
All right.
03:57:16
She just revealed herself because she said David,
03:57:20
that's somebody who's very close.
03:57:22
Lives in the same house.
03:57:23
Why do you hate David?
03:57:25
No one hate.
03:57:26
Still knows who the fuck David is? No.
03:57:28
You walked away when I.
03:57:29
When I brought that up, Gary answered a simple, most straightforward question.
03:57:32
I don't hate David
03:57:34
never said that.
03:57:35
I don't know what like, yeah, I don't I've never met a David
03:57:39
I didn't like, actually.
03:57:43
Dan is just jealous of Gary.
03:57:45
That's the issue.
03:57:47
And that's the end.
03:57:50
Unless you got a topic, do you got a topic,
03:57:51
say a real topic instead of Dave too?
03:57:54
Because no, we're not.
03:57:54
I'm not known in the backyard.
03:57:57
Nate one.
03:58:01
Topic.
03:58:02
Master. Nate, what's the topic?
03:58:05
Master Nate well, I don't I don't have the picker wheel anymore.
03:58:08
That's fun.
03:58:09
Fun fact if you don't sign up and do if you don't sign up for picker wheel,
03:58:13
all your picker wheel is saved in your browser history.
03:58:16
If you don't use it, you lose it.
03:58:18
So I have this I. I'm not an idiot.
03:58:19
I have my whole hard drive of my old so I have to go retrieve it,
03:58:23
but I certainly wasn't about to do it five minutes into the show.
03:58:26
Oh, you bun bun running across my little problem.
03:58:29
My picker wheel is going to.
03:58:30
But you say it's going to say yes or no a bunch again.
03:58:32
Jesus Christ. Yep.
03:58:34
All right.
03:58:34
Here, picker wheel. It just is. My performer.
03:58:36
Here's my picker wheel today.
03:58:39
That's too cold to go fucking snowboarding.
03:58:43
Who's going to go snowboarding. Me.
03:58:46
Oh. Down like downhill snowboarding.
03:58:48
Yeah.
03:58:49
Cross-country snowboarding.
03:58:51
Damn cold. It's too fucking cold.
03:58:53
Yeah, dude, it's dangerously cold. Everything is shut down.
03:58:56
I'm trying to get out of work tomorrow. It's so cold. Because I have to work.
03:58:58
I have to leave at like 730 in the morning. It's going to be.
03:59:01
It's going to be, what, two degrees?
03:59:04
My car didn't start today.
03:59:05
I had to use my little fucking heated jumper.
03:59:07
So far
03:59:08
I've already driven
03:59:09
in like a degree, 12 degree and you're not even supposed to do that yet.
03:59:13
Why is everybody driving so slow?
03:59:15
Is it bad for the car and or something?
03:59:16
I don't know, I don't know, I just assume if it heats up, it's better because it's.
03:59:20
Yeah, dude, I let my car warm up for ten minutes.
03:59:23
I against everything that I thought.
03:59:25
I didn't shut it off anywhere I was just because I whatever.
03:59:28
What do you mean?
03:59:28
I can pop my keys out so I can lock it.
03:59:30
I've got running. I've.
03:59:32
I've gotten my money's worth out of my truck.
03:59:34
I've got over 200,000 miles on it.
03:59:36
It's a 2016 and, yeah, it's it's it's paid for itself at this point. So.
03:59:42
Yeah, but anybody who still may be listening, is there some damage
03:59:45
you can do to your car by going the speed limit in zero degree weather?
03:59:49
Is it you're not allowed to drive over 35 because even on the freeway
03:59:53
people are in the right lane driving 35.
03:59:55
Some people even had their hazards on.
03:59:57
I'm like, dude, it's cold.
03:59:59
There's no there's no water hazard.
04:00:02
Drivers.
04:00:03
You know what I started when I drove?
04:00:05
It's like, no shit, I'm driving too.
04:00:07
I have I don't remember where I drove, but I drove off and on through
04:00:10
horrible storms for like 20 hours, and I started to appreciate the flashing.
04:00:14
I'm like, you know what? I've just crossed over.
04:00:16
I don't like it when there's not a reason for it,
04:00:18
but when you can't see and blinding snow, pop those hazards out,
04:00:22
especially if you're on I-75, if you cannot see.
04:00:25
Correct. But if it yeah, you can visibly see it.
04:00:28
You're just putting them on to let people know like it's raining
04:00:31
fucking French says.
04:00:32
I don't hate David. I pity him.
04:00:35
That's more insulting than anything I've heard.
04:00:37
Yet I actually love David because it's been a fun topic to discuss.
04:00:41
It's just I have no I have no, I it's just I want to know more.
04:00:46
I want to know more about the nation.
04:00:48
Nate is throwing around accusations with no nothing to back it up
04:00:52
and I don't that's great.
04:00:53
I don't recall and I'm glad that I'm I'm 40 years old and I still have
04:00:57
a great imagination to where I can just kind of pretend like, I know, like
04:01:01
I just kind of built a world in my head around who these people are.
04:01:04
And it's false, and it's fun because we can just make fun of them
04:01:08
because you probably you do that with so much.
04:01:10
Do you don't know me? Oh, yeah. I don't know you.
04:01:12
Yeah, it's weird, but you do thing,
04:01:13
you talk to me enough where you're like, you make up your own shit.
04:01:17
Well, I'm probably a zombie.
04:01:18
I haven't I haven't hung out with Gary in a minute.
04:01:20
And then when it comes to him
04:01:22
making his little swords and shit, I can imagine how he.
04:01:25
You know, that's a good point. He has no work.
04:01:27
He's been off all this time.
04:01:28
Is he come to visit or do you guys go out?
04:01:30
At least it's disc golf.
04:01:31
There's no disc this time of the.
04:01:33
No, it's. Yeah. No, fuck that hole.
04:01:35
But did you not have a beer?
04:01:36
He sent pictures of you guys having beers from years ago, right?
04:01:39
No. That's cute. Yeah.
04:01:40
He reminisces. I'm like, oh, they're going out.
04:01:42
They didn't invite me.
04:01:43
I'm like, wait a minute, they don't look like that.
04:01:45
Fuck is that?
04:01:46
And I realize it's from 20 years ago.
04:01:48
To Jordan's beard.
04:01:51
Yeah.
04:01:52
Gary, you should,
04:01:54
cultivate your friendships in your time off.
04:01:56
Yeah, yeah, you're. Maybe you're not a good friend, Gary.
04:01:59
Haven't met a good friend.
04:02:00
You complain about us,
04:02:01
you lose your work, you lose your show, you lose your friends.
04:02:04
That's going to take your show away.
04:02:05
And then you can have nothing.
04:02:06
Yeah.
04:02:07
Just all that acreage, all that money, all that fame, this, this podcast.
04:02:12
Life.
04:02:13
Sorry, I hope don't mean to be overstepping my bounds.
04:02:15
I just don't know how to say it.
04:02:17
She likes me.
04:02:18
I appreciate her kids involved.
04:02:21
The fact you live in America with Trump, that means
04:02:23
you practically already won the lottery.
04:02:25
You got nothing to be sorry for.
04:02:27
No have to break.
04:02:29
There you go.
04:02:31
Amen.
04:02:32
Well. I'm freezing.
04:02:33
I got to work in a shout out to my wife.
04:02:36
That's great.
04:02:37
Yeah, it's it's really cool here.
04:02:38
I gotta get up in 5.5 hours.
04:02:41
Yeah, it's cold out here.
04:02:42
You know what I did last Monday?
04:02:44
I went to work in the same clothes.
04:02:46
I have a picture of me working on a server with the same fucking bullshit I had.
04:02:51
I've got a picture of you two working on the same server to.
04:02:54
So it won't matter what color you are.
04:02:58
I think we're related, man. I want third.
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Have all the street credit.
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I'm way over you in my car and you know.
04:03:05
Yeah, yeah. Look at his nose.
04:03:07
That promo guy.
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We have a very distinct nose.
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Look, man. Wink is scandalous. Dumb.
04:03:13
Could be a shot.
04:03:14
Not going to. We're going to.
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Let's make some Michigan.
04:03:17
So he's not working.
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He's got his hand in the air filter.
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There's really not much to work on the air filter.
04:03:21
Right. He's got, like, no real tools.
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And there's one wing nut and you take the lead literally.
04:03:25
He's got his hand in the air filter. Good acting.
04:03:28
There's a wing and an Oldsmobile 98.
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There's one wing nut on the center.
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You take the pan off, you flip it over so you get better air intake.
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You don't even have to fucking replace the air filter. Ever.
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In fact, take that fucking air filter off.
04:03:40
It'll run way better for a little while.
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And then of course, the carburetor gets all gummed up and shit.
04:03:44
But man, when you're 18, you don't think about the future very much, right?
04:03:49
The kid well, you know, you're trying to be a famous rapper,
04:03:53
so I'm definitely going to call I'm going to get a comment
04:03:55
because we've only heard one side of the story.
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I got to get a comment
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from the, plastic shithole.
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Now, how do we do thirds?
04:04:04
How do we do three?
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Me, you, me, you and him.
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You can't, man.
04:04:09
You just can't.
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No, I can make it.
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If you give me a minute, I can make one.
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I mean, we can do that.
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It's close enough here.
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So it's going to change when I click it to look at you.
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I got nothing wrong with looking like Eminem.
04:04:24
Thanks.
04:04:27
They get some plastic surgery.
04:04:28
Dire beard.
04:04:29
You look just like him. Never I can't wait.
04:04:32
Here's weird, I like it.
04:04:34
It's finally all gray here and I can.
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I don't have the button either, so
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reveal a little bit of my about myself.
04:04:44
I have the biggest chin in history,
04:04:45
so if I shave my beard, it's still the same size.
04:04:48
My beard hairs are only a two. You know
04:04:50
when you set your trimmer actually, it's a four now because it's winter
04:04:53
so big.
04:04:54
My chin is too big.
04:04:57
Yeah, he doesn't look like that anymore.
04:04:59
He's got a button.
04:05:03
Well, that's not Eminem.
04:05:04
We clearly know.
04:05:05
I can't see it. It's too small.
04:05:07
And I'm editing another window so I can't change it.
04:05:11
Oh, I can click cancel.
04:05:14
Totally different person.
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I don't buy it.
04:05:17
Look, even his ears aren't attached.
04:05:18
Totally different ears. That's the giveaway.
04:05:21
You look at somebody's ears, they're either hanging lobes or dangling
04:05:24
or they're attached.
04:05:28
I lost my, No, no, I think Gary fell asleep.
04:05:30
He's not giving us a topic.
04:05:34
He just wait.
04:05:37
Oh, the football thing.
04:05:38
God help us.
04:05:41
We suck again.
04:05:42
No. Gary sent this video to.
04:05:44
And since he's the host, I like to play all the videos
04:05:46
he sends because that'll encourage him to keep sending them.
04:05:49
And this is some kind of an NFL video
04:05:52
of stars playing quarterback.
04:06:03
I don't get it.
04:06:06
No, because he's short.
04:06:07
I get that one.
04:06:09
Did he say it's just like a piece of you?
04:06:12
Yeah, for the whole team.
04:06:13
It goes on for like five minutes.
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Every team. That's some actor.
04:06:16
Not that great. Nope.
04:06:17
But I played it, so I'm glad you like my contractual obligation.
04:06:22
Well, you, All right, I did a bass player.
04:06:24
What?
04:06:25
I love my face swap.
04:06:26
Did you notice you getting a kickback? Kickback?
04:06:28
You make a you make a handsome Han Solo?
04:06:32
I do.
04:06:34
Although Gary made a pretty handsome see, I see
04:06:37
I didn't make myself a woman, but I made myself solo hand on hand.
04:06:41
So I was born in the 70s.
04:06:43
I saw the original Star Wars.
04:06:44
It's. It's always been Han Solo.
04:06:46
I don't know what the fuck you're saying.
04:06:48
Some kind of ultimate
04:06:51
Mandela Effect universe.
04:06:52
You mean you don't call him Han Solo,
04:06:55
Han Solo, Han Solo?
04:06:58
No, that's what the kids are calling him these days.
04:07:00
Han Solo,
04:07:02
I come Han Hans, Kim, Han Solo, same dude.
04:07:07
And they're both. They're both Asian.
04:07:11
Do you say Asian or do you say Asian?
04:07:13
Asian? Yeah.
04:07:14
I say, Oriental.
04:07:18
I don't think you're supposed to say
04:07:20
that anymore.
04:07:23
I would have hit the end button by now, but I still haven't gotten a topic.
04:07:26
Rapido balls, two pedal arms.
04:07:31
Only God can do this in half an hour.
04:07:34
Only God can do it.
04:07:36
Do do it when the devil keep stopping you.
04:07:39
But you still praise God. God can do.
04:07:42
Only God can do it. Only God can do.
04:07:45
Only God can do do
04:07:48
do do do do do do do do do do do do do.
04:07:51
Only God can do. Only God can do it.
04:07:54
Oh my God, if we just let this go for the next 24 hours,
04:07:58
then do do do do do do do it, do do.
04:08:02
Yes, God can do.
04:08:03
Only God can do that. God can do.
04:08:06
Only God can do
04:08:08
do it.
04:08:09
Do do do do do do do do do do
04:08:13
do me.
04:08:14
Hey, mama.
04:08:16
God, is this so small and simple?
04:08:22
Oh, mama.
04:08:23
So shall the Son of Man be ashamed of you.
04:08:29
If you don't want to talk the way this Bible talks,
04:08:32
you should keep your mouth shut.
04:08:35
Bible?
04:08:36
No. I love the Bible study.
04:08:38
I want to lead a Bible study.
04:08:40
I know I've tried this once before, but if you Bible study good defense,
04:08:44
what would it be? Good.
04:08:46
And it's biblical, I don't know.
04:08:48
He goes to religious, like just Bible studies. You.
04:08:51
No, I want the Bible study.
04:08:53
I want to lead a Bible study.
04:08:54
No, I want the Bible study Bible.
04:08:57
Maybe we should just do Bible study.
04:08:59
Bible study
04:09:01
the Bible.
04:09:02
If you don't want
04:09:03
to talk the way this Bible talks, you should keep your mouth shut.
04:09:07
I know that we do big of a chapter, so we do that, right?
04:09:10
Right.
04:09:10
And and in my opinion it's like repeats and obviously wrong argument.
04:09:16
Look, I'm fucking sick of hearing we didn't do a Sabina bring Sabina.
04:09:20
Oh, no, that's okay.
04:09:23
We don't have to do that.
04:09:23
That's a it makes it even better for next week.
04:09:26
I can't wait.
04:09:30
Yeah.
04:09:31
It sucks we didn't get it.
04:09:32
You know, it sucks.
04:09:34
It does suck the kid.
04:09:35
Thank you.
04:09:40
Okay.
04:09:40
Bye bye bye.
04:09:42
Because not at all what I was looking for, really to.
04:09:47
This is I put in Sabina Hassan Pfeiffer,
04:09:50
and all I got was Looney Tunes and some horrible ways to cook rabbit.
04:09:56
Oh, house and stuff.
04:09:57
It dumbly repeats and obviously
04:10:01
wrong argument, but I'm fucking sick of hearing.
04:10:04
Oh, there she is,
04:10:07
baby, I was with you.
04:10:08
I really it takes me a little bit of time to understand what he was saying,
04:10:11
you know what I mean?
04:10:13
And I was like, what?
04:10:18
Oh. Dried.
04:10:21
Draft.
04:10:22
Yeah.
04:10:23
Shit I like it.
04:10:24
I'm going to do it
04:10:27
but. Nope.
04:10:28
All right I'll post it for next week.
04:10:29
You guys.
04:10:30
Guys next week for the Sabina Hassan
04:10:33
for clip that claims new study that I couldn't care any less.
04:10:39
New study finds alien life must be similar to us
04:10:43
week next week on fledge rants live.
04:10:46
I don't give a crap about that,
04:10:49
I do. I think you're ruining the show.
04:10:55
It was.
04:10:55
It was the worst.
04:10:57
It's just everything sucks.
04:11:31
Yeah.