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The time is now 10:01 p.m..
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Do you know what the topic is?
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Hi, I'm Gary, and welcome to Fladge Rants Live number 88.
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88’s a pretty cool number.
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No matter how you look at it, it's a palindrome.
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Plus you turn it and it's got weird symmetries
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and they kind of look like
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a couple of infinity symbols turned on their edge side by side.
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But, a couple of nuns were assigned
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by their Mother Superior to paint a room without getting any paint on.
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There. There.
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What are those uniforms called?
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Tell me in the comments.
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So they decide.
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Hey, why don't we just lock the door, take off our outfits,
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fold them up, put them safely away, and then we can paint
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in the nude without fear of getting paint on our clothes.
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So they start painting, and there's a knock on the door, and,
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the guy on the other side of the door says, blind man.
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And they said, well, he's blind.
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Doesn't really matter. So they let him in.
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He says, nice tits. Where do you want the blinds?
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So, today the
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topic is topic, so it leaves me wide open.
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I love I love that.
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Usually I go with, the arcane
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or the esoteric and, Oh.
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Okay. That's.
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That brings me to my next joke.
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And for New Year's,
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I decided to, stop being so condescending.
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Oh, by the way, condescending means talking down to others.
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So arcane and esoteric mean,
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very few people care about or understand the topic, and,
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and that's what I usually go with, something that's kind of obscure.
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That's my that's my wheelhouse.
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So I like to.
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So, so welcome to my,
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existential crisis.
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I've been talking a lot about, the possibility of an afterlife, the, the,
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the delving into the mystery of the hard
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question of consciousness, the meaning of life, the purpose.
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Why are we here?
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What are we doing?
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What's going on? Are we doing this right?
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And, And I've.
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I think just mulling it over and talking.
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Talking to our, our audience and seeing what they have to say.
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So, so I'm two jokes in, tell me in the comments.
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Are there any good?
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I also came up with some funny, names for,
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astrological signs.
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I came up with so far, asparagus,
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Capri Sun, and DiCaprio.
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And, so tell us in the comments below if you've got any, fake
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astrological signs for me, but, that's just fun.
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So, so normally our topics, like I said, are, strange.
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I throw in some vocabulary words.
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I hope I helped you as a couple there.
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If not, I just come across as condescending, and I'm okay with that.
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But normally we've got, Sabrina Carpenter.
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You'll see some Sabrina hossenfelder.
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Sometimes you'll see Sabrina hossenfelder.
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Looks like Sabrina Carpenter, and vice versa.
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We'll talk Michal Kaku.
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We'll you'll see some mash ups, some face swaps.
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Sometimes we'll run chicken attack all day long.
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You'll hear something from, Doctor Roy.
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Castle. Rhonda.
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I'd love to come up with an example of, Castle got under crow.
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Okay. Here's one.
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A great example, is when,
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the when England colonized India, which is ridiculous
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because they already existed as an independent state, but,
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they were the first really industrialized, nation in the world.
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And, 40% of the, global national, the global,
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you know, product or the value of the world was coming out of India
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at the time, with the Spice Road, as I've already talked about.
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And, so India was the first really industrialized nation.
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And in the time that England held, India,
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they managed to funnel
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all of that industry over to their little island.
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And by the time they released India from their grip,
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India was reduced to less than 5% of the
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the the global economic outlook.
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So that's Doctor Roy Chancellor Granda.
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He gave me that.
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I set up this flashcards class to talk conspiracy theories.
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Also,
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Greek philosophers, ancient mythology and civilizations.
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We sometimes debunk misconceptions.
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I like to highlight inventors
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and innovators who have, given us a leg up.
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I like to talk about paradoxes, fallacies and Latin phrases.
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Here's a paradox. That's a Latin phrase.
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Post hoc, ergo, proctor hoc, which means,
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correlation does not mean causation.
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So I like to talk about energy and magic and,
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and hermetic, mysticism
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and, and you'll, you'll hear that come up a lot.
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Now, this relates to that India story.
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When you steal something from a, from a nation, when you invade and, and conquer
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and you take stuff back from them, sometimes the original gets lost.
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And we only remember the conquering victors verse side of the story.
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So here's one of those, when the Greeks stumbled
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across the Great Pyramid at Giza
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and heard about, force.
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Heard that force, in fact, built it, that reminded them
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a lot of their god Hermes, which was the Roman god Mercury.
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So there was a emerald tablet,
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the, the, the scroll of Faith,
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which describe the building of the pyramids
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and, the, the establishment
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of the Olmecs in South America.
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But this,
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this whole, this literature was lost
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and it became, the Hermetic,
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books, the Hermetic scrolls of, of wisdom, which, which are still useful.
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And they contain a lot of the information that SOF was passing along.
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But, but that brings me to the Olmecs.
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Now, if you've never heard of the Olmecs,
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this could,
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dispel some of the the darkness and the mystery surrounding the,
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the architecture that we witness in South and Central America
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with the step pyramids and, and these giant Olmec heads.
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The thing
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that strikes me
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first about the giant Olmec heads, besides their enormous size, you know,
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they they go up to, you know, two from 2 to 10 to the, you know,
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dozens of tons.
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So these are giant balls,
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and they don't look like Native Americans.
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They don't look like white people.
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They look to me more like an African.
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Ethnicity.
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So that makes sense.
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If Thors came from Africa and brought helpers
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with them, from the indigenous people from Africa.
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So that makes sense.
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So they just have thicker lips and wider nostrils than what I'm used
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to seeing when I have been to Mexico,
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or when I see Native Americans.
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So that,
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that might explain the mystery of why why, we're attributing the Aztecs
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and the Mayans all these great architectural feats in Peru.
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And, Bolivia,
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because
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what we see are megalithic structures that fit together,
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you know, a hair's breadth away from each other.
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Just fit together like pieces of a puzzle, gigantic blocks, building walls,
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then structures that have stood the test of time through earthquakes and other.
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But catastrophes.
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And then on top of them you see the Aztec Mayan ruins
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and their smaller rocks and way worse construction.
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So my suggestion is that, the Olmecs,
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under the tutelage of thought, actually did that.
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So. So what's our topic?
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Topic?
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I like to talk about Atlantis.
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Agartha, which is Hollow Earth.
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The deep state shadow government.
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Like, I'd like to talk a little bit about the Secret Space program,
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if you know anything about it.
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Leave it in the comments below, and I'd like to answer in real time, like,
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right away.
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So, military industrial complex.
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Anybody wants to talk about that?
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Because it is my belief
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that they are reverse engineering UAP tech.
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And, I love
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quantum physics.
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And even though I'm wearing a lab coat,
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keep in mind, I am not qualified to talk about any of this stuff.
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Let very much alone
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quantum physics, in fact, one of the greatest quantum
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physicists ever, Richard Feynman, famously
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quoted in saying.
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If you think you understand
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quantum mechanics, you don't understand quantum mechanics.
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I wrote down a couple more quotes because he's full of great quotes.
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We never are.
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Definitely right, only sure we are definitely wrong.
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And, religion is a culture of faith.
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Science is a culture of doubt.
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I love that, and a couple of weeks ago, I, else for probably a month or two ago
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by now, I talked about Caligula and how weird he was.
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And I would be remiss if I didn't include the story of him declaring
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this is true story.
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He was the third Roman emperor, Caligula.
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He ruled for four years. Terrible years.
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It ruled entire fist detached, way too much
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giant orgies, debauchery, the whole the whole thing.
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But he also wanted to be a great military leader.
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So he led his army to the sea, the British canal.
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And they were they boarded the ships,
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and then he declared war on the sea.
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The sea itself, they had he had this
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is soldiers stabbing and slashing at the waves.
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And so he declared victory because, according to his map,
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there was nothing beyond there.
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So he thought he was going to fall off the edge of the earth.
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So he got scared, turned around, had all of his soldiers gather up sea
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shells into their helmets and their tunics and stuff, load them up, head back home.
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So that was his great, military accomplishment.
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He declared War on the sea, declared victory,
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and, returned home with,
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the spoils of his victory, which were sea shells,
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and then, appointed his horse into Senate.
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So our topic, no.
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So since I haven't been,
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working lately, I haven't really,
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done anything since, but,
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my full time job is unemployment or, you know, looking on
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stuff about the Illuminati, Antarctica and the Denver airport.
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But I also make some noise.
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This is my latest, coolest creation.
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This is is this with these guys?
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Finger grips right there?
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You pretty nice.
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More of a fantasy weapon.
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This is our head to head competition.
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And then, we did this head to head, and I twisted the crap out of the handle.
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Here, you can see that I, I made it to too small
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to hold on to, after a half a twist, it was looking pretty good.
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Then I put another twist in half, and I screwed it up, so I started over.
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I've got a new one.
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I was going to put it to go guard here, but once you screw up the handle, you're.
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You're doomed.
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Is worse. Is mine.
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You got me. Yeah. That's that's wonderful.
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But what what?
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I've been working on this off one.
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What I've been working on lately is my pride and joy.
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My chopper.
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You'll see.
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It's got a little finger groove here.
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If you hold on to it, it's got a good, good feel to it.
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The weights a little forward heavy, but I can work on this.
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But that is a pretty handsome profile
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for a chopper. So,
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The table is open.
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I've got my lab coat on.
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Roll the clip.
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Brady.
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Down.
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You got your mind jumped up and say.
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I can see that your horoscope go.
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That your no more than eight.
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Then you're going to work your day.
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Yeah, you
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better go for it.
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Eight. More.
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Yeah, but.
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Don't give me.
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I don't know, but.
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It works.
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And then the rest of the week.
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And the magic.
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Yeah, but. Oh, my God, give up your nose.
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Well, maybe you're trying to say now is not a good time to photocopy your models.
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They go into your boss's face. So don't beat up.
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I got a piece of paper, put it to wash it down with a gallon of straw.
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Very quick to burn up all day.
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Go! Hurry.
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Friendly and intelligent.
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You pay for the price when you
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want to take that, you're in the mood for today.
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So yeah, you
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say yours.
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Go for dinner.
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Eight.
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That yours?
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Don't tell you say eight
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and you're gone for today.
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You get.
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In the female smash mouth.
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Or you.
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I'm not sure if he's juggling or he's playing the sniffles.
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They now you.
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Let's go and.
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You can the numbers.
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Are you in the back?
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You got to be more than a real life.
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And every single one of them go.
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You're just around the corner.
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Damn, this must have 12 verses,
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They're even better that way.
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You're a baby's birthday. Sweet.
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You're ready boys, go for today.
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And I bet
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man is roughly anywhere.
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Yeah, yeah,
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I might take me off of there.
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Okay. Yeah.
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Speaking of your, my monologue.
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Was it.
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Was it? No. You're so for accomplishments.
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Oh. Oh,
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you're on your blade field, several of our parameters
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and therefore did not make the cut at this time.
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I have to ask.
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Oh, they don't make the cut. Forge.
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Yes, sir, I will.
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I've seen that one ask you to please leave before you're fired.
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You know what?
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I was just watching out heroes and icons.
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They had, Star Trek, followed by,
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Star Trek The Next Generation.
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But in the Star Trek they were in, they were fighting,
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you know, what the the the, what's that called?
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The ax handle punch.
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In in forge.
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It was so cool.
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Ax handle the double axle. Yes.
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That's a great punch.
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Oh, you know that from pro wrestling?
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But they were.
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I couldn't believe they were in a for you.
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So full of, those got shot. It was.
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It was pretty gruesome.
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There were some flintlock rifles.
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Right.
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Well, I thought the prime directive said you're not allowed to get involved
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in primitive civilizations.
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I don't know, I don't know heathens.
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I don't know Joe Rogan's been talking about some dude that, you know, that,
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is involved in some primitive people, but,
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he doesn't want to divulge where these people are is the problem.
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It's when not smart, authoritative people who don't have that.
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I don't know what kind of clearance this dude has, but, if Rogan's
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talking about it, I'm sure somebody has been doing it.
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I think it is.
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When Ace Ventura starts
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and he wipes out that native population with a sneeze, right?
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Yeah, I mean, that does it just it is insane that there's these cults
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or whatever groups of people who do you know, if you try out there, it is.
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Yeah, I would imagine that there's there's more that we don't know.
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Right, right.
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I assume there's some on an island somewhere.
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I assume there's some in Africa.
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And I assume there are some in South America.
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And that's all you assume?
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No, I assume a lot.
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I can't read that.
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I move the camera.
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Can you tell? I can't I cannot read that.
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This great monologue. Monologue. Huey.
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Was it good?
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It seemed like, I was I was just
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shotgun, like, buckshot all over the place.
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It seemed like you were.
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It kind of seem like sort of.
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You thought it was.
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You thought it was last week's topic when you weren't really trying.
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I want each of these to be a standalone, but I would kind of want to explain,
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like the, the tie ins like to tie together,
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like the, the, the continuity of consciousness.
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You know, how we lose all of our atoms and replace them every seven years or so?
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So we're a new person.
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That's the ship of Theseus, allegedly.
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That's airtight.
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That is exactly what the ship physics is talking about.
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If you replace every board in the Ship of Theseus,
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do you have a new ship or expelled the ship officials?
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So what about Noah's Ark?
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Yeah, I don't I'm not sure that existed.
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There's that fun
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rumor that the Titanic was switched part for part with its sister ship.
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Have you ever heard that crazy rumor I have heard that's completely,
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completely not practical.
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No, no, I think, complete ship swap and just change the
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the name that's painted on the side would would do the.
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But then but then it would have been wrong.
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Well I don't yeah, it makes me think too.
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I worked at a pizza place and we had this regular customer.
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They would order two pizzas half and half the same exact way.
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And then I suggested we would suggest was the Olympic.
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Why don't you just get two,
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you know, one this way and one that way, then we don't have to.
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And you're losing out on toppings,
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because if you've ever seen a half pizza made half toppings,
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you got to keep that little mode of cheese in the middle so that you can.
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Yeah. You're losing. Yeah, you are losing.
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He said no.
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And when we would, we would make it that way and then cut it
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and then just slide half over before we finished.
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He would know and complain.
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What?
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Yeah. If you just cut it in half and slide it over.
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He didn't he didn't order two pizzas, cut and slice it over.
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He ordered two halves and two halves.
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And then his reasoning two,
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because he would put one in the fridge or the freezer for later or something.
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And like, see, you could switch the house just as easy.
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Anyways, customer is always right, especially when he's not right, right?
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So, do you guys like this new set up?
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It's my camera.
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It looks crooked to me.
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It looks like I'm going this way.
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No, I don't care about the crookedness.
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I just wish you were higher.
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Higher.
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But you can't stand.
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I mean, you know, and I don't want to know.
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Higher and higher.
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Seems like it should go this way.
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Oh, no. Oh, no.
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Way higher.
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Oh, my suggestion would be to move it even farther back.
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Oh that's good, that's good right there, you guys.
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We don't we don't care so much about the captain's hair line.
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I'm looking good.
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It's like my only my only complaint now is that it's literally sawed off.
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But that'll probably help the clipping where
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I won't have to cut them out of every you notice.
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I just know it in the clips as you're saying.
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Stuff that I'm saying.
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Yeah, they react. It even zooms in and out a little bit now.
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So it's like it's nice now.
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I mean, we're actually having problems with that software.
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Are we?
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I used to edit them out. Honestly.
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No we so we were having problems with that software.
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You see I didn't put two and two together.
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The clips were going bad.
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And there's a little message on opus that said
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you may have trouble with YouTube.
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So I was like, okay, we'll just wait.
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And then I tried to upload this.
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We're not on YouTube by the way.
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Anybody who's watching us on YouTube, we're not on there tonight.
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Okay. Yeah, I am watching.
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No, no, we're not on YouTube tonight.
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So that's why we couldn't upload clips. We can't upload clips.
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We can't upload anything because we're in YouTube jail.
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We reason.
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We are in YouTube jail because one of our clips
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had a picture of somebody who appeared to be a minor fucking Nate.
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It was.
00:22:27
That was a cigaret. Nate.
00:22:29
Yeah. So, Nate, you got your way.
00:22:30
You got us down on one platform for one week.
00:22:33
I don't know how we're going to recover.
00:22:35
It's not going to be the same. You know what they're like.
00:22:37
Oh, shit.
00:22:38
Show where?
00:22:38
Shit show that doesn't matter with, you know, nothing.
00:22:41
Imagine if you're a giant show and you get put in jail for a week or two.
00:22:44
That's. That could be a lot of revenue. Yeah.
00:22:46
And then after they go, oopsie. Our mistake.
00:22:48
Because by the way, this video
00:22:49
that was on our show with somebody who was young smoking
00:22:52
was taken from where, where did you get that video draw.
00:22:55
Straight from YouTube where I even left it because I want
00:22:58
I didn't want the audience.
00:22:59
That should not be some type of quiet, dumb, angry.
00:23:02
Wait, how did it get flagged that when we put it up.
00:23:05
But you got it. The source was YouTube itself.
00:23:07
Why isn't it sourced?
00:23:08
Or why is it flag full screen it?
00:23:10
So you couldn't make an entire YouTube subscription.
00:23:12
You could see that it came right from YouTube.
00:23:14
And I even talked about the guy's name and how he had one subscriber
00:23:18
and only like 270 something views on that that was posted ten years ago.
00:23:23
Yeah.
00:23:23
So that went up for ten years without issue.
00:23:25
So 1 or 2 things happen. YouTube hates us.
00:23:28
I doubt that because they don't.
00:23:30
I mean, they don't even know who we are.
00:23:31
So there's clearly no emotion.
00:23:32
So it has to be one other thing.
00:23:36
They made a huge mistake.
00:23:39
Right. Yeah.
00:23:40
That wasn't it for or third off, the video could have been up there
00:23:46
for ten years improperly. Right.
00:23:47
So we got to get that.
00:23:48
We got to get that distasteful.
00:23:49
Yeah. Can we report who's how are the children getting hurt.
00:23:52
Who are they smoking.
00:23:53
They see that video go, oh my God, I'll be down.
00:23:56
I want to be Nate and I want to smoke.
00:23:57
That looks sick.
00:23:59
The how do you verify a child's age in a grainy photo?
00:24:02
Yeah, well, porn does a great job showing the photo.
00:24:06
When did they.
00:24:07
There's that little you see allegedly in the UCSC code.
00:24:12
There's some some US code in the beginning of every porn,
00:24:15
which means that they checked that everybody was of age.
00:24:18
Maybe YouTube should start doing that before they start taking people's videos
00:24:21
down for no apparently fair reason.
00:24:24
But we appeal. Don't worry.
00:24:26
They looked at our appeal and denied it.
00:24:28
Yeah, almost instantly.
00:24:30
Yeah.
00:24:31
So I'm sure that that actually read, you know, humanize.
00:24:34
All right.
00:24:35
So that right that I don't care.
00:24:37
I'm glad I don't care.
00:24:39
But if we get more or I switched us to x x, we need a premium membership.
00:24:43
So I got to pay the eight bucks.
00:24:45
What to get the the flag.
00:24:47
Rams fucking Nazi loving Ellen. God damn it.
00:24:50
Oh, I wish I had that clip queued up.
00:24:52
I do, it's just almost two seconds.
00:24:55
Maybe I don't I thought I had it.
00:24:58
Wait, I do, I do
00:25:00
the angle of Elon Musk's right hand.
00:25:04
The media is going into apoplexy and spasms around this moment of Elon Musk.
00:25:10
Did he do a Nazi salute or did he not do a Nazi salute?
00:25:13
And look at all the rolling oh, apparently holding.
00:25:16
Oh, that was a hard that was a hard one.
00:25:19
Oh, Harris or Hillary Clinton.
00:25:21
All I know is I shouldn't do that from now on.
00:25:23
Another of holding just make as an angle.
00:25:26
That's the troll. Yeah.
00:25:27
Did the Nazi steal the tweet symbol from the Indians?
00:25:31
Yeah, yeah.
00:25:32
So from the ground.
00:25:34
What is this? Learn what?
00:25:35
What do we learn from this context fucking matters.
00:25:39
We learned absolutely nothing if if I make a symbol so I can make this.
00:25:43
Okay. Okay. Right.
00:25:45
Yeah. Okay.
00:25:46
You automatically said okay, right.
00:25:49
Well, yeah, I guess it could be that.
00:25:50
But it's been interpreted as a white supremacy signal symbol.
00:25:53
What,
00:25:55
because it's the
00:25:55
KKK help and at the same time, hold on.
00:25:59
It's at the same time. It also means that you're the Illuminati.
00:26:02
It means six, six, six. Yeah.
00:26:04
All right, everybody on my list.
00:26:06
And it also means if it's above your waist and you, somebody pokes it
00:26:09
through, you get to punch him as hard as you can in the side of the arm.
00:26:12
Right?
00:26:14
So if if some kid is playing that game and does that and somebody else sees it,
00:26:18
the context interpretation is pretty huge for what it actually means, right?
00:26:22
Symbols don't necessarily mean.
00:26:25
What do you think they mean?
00:26:27
Oh, well thanks for that Brady.
00:26:29
The more you know interesting I should have that.
00:26:31
But I do do do you have a button too many pages.
00:26:38
I tried to make a point to say comment below.
00:26:41
The only comment I've heard so far besides Rumble Bot was
00:26:45
rather like my monologue.
00:26:46
Hey hey, how with that all I have to do.
00:26:50
Oh, there's one.
00:26:51
I can't read it.
00:26:52
Your jokes suck. I'm a Capricorn.
00:26:55
Oh, Capri Sun.
00:26:58
Yeah. Wow.
00:27:01
I thought the non joke was funny.
00:27:05
Nice tits.
00:27:06
Where do you want their blinds?
00:27:08
See, because they were doing a remodel
00:27:11
and the blind guy that was delivering
00:27:15
the job.
00:27:17
Well, yeah. Did anybody any.
00:27:19
Did anybody come in in the in the.
00:27:21
Did anybody comment what a nun costume is?
00:27:25
I'm sure they did.
00:27:25
Oh yeah. Tell me about that. Have it.
00:27:28
Or is that just the hat?
00:27:30
That's the kind of stuff that blows me away.
00:27:32
Your professionalism and your engagement with the audience is just exceptional.
00:27:35
It's like it's a whole new show.
00:27:37
Yeah. Can you read?
00:27:38
I still yeah, I think Jordan nailed it. Jordan nailed it.
00:27:41
You don't have the, What's the oxygen oxidant?
00:27:44
Oxygen prime. What the.
00:27:45
What's the black shit that you were suffocating from?
00:27:48
Oh. Oh.
00:27:48
Carbon black. 000, yeah.
00:27:51
You're you're free of that now. So you're you're actually
00:27:55
breathing and thinking, nigga.
00:27:58
So yesterday while they were doing the show, I call 911.
00:28:02
I'm having a stroke.
00:28:04
Yesterday while we were doing the show.
00:28:06
Man three black people.
00:28:09
I feel like a total if I failed.
00:28:10
If this is happening, what is happening?
00:28:12
I should have been bail being for the last time, WWE Hall of Famer Hulk Hogan.
00:28:18
It was my life last week.
00:28:20
Brother. I am so, so stressed out. Brother.
00:28:23
You know what?
00:28:24
Really?
00:28:25
This riddle me that nobody's afraid of the old man who don't know where he's at.
00:28:30
Brother.
00:28:32
Yeah. And now he left.
00:28:33
We saw him in Grand Helicopter.
00:28:35
Where? He's not going anywhere. You know what he's doing.
00:28:38
Pardon me? This.
00:28:39
Pardon me?
00:28:39
That.
00:28:40
Pardon my brother, my uncle, my sister JD.
00:28:43
Everybody in the world. Bounty. Pardon.
00:28:45
The only person.
00:28:47
Pardon.
00:28:47
You think he's got a can of all American beer with them?
00:28:50
Yeah. Probably better.
00:28:52
Oh my God, nothing says.
00:28:53
Oh, he's got the shirt.
00:28:54
Pardoning your entire family.
00:28:56
Brother, I am so stressed out.
00:28:58
Everywhere I go all around.
00:29:00
Everybody is so happy that we got America back to.
00:29:03
Was it just a week ago?
00:29:04
The inauguration was only a week ago, but no.
00:29:07
I over there recognize the hoodie doing about January 20th.
00:29:11
Oh you're wrong. You're over there. You're wrong.
00:29:13
Oh. Wait, no, that might be Hulk Hogan.
00:29:15
Oh, God. No, that's not Hulk Hogan.
00:29:17
He doesn't wear a suit.
00:29:19
The Lions only lost a week ago.
00:29:20
A suit is holding me down. Oh.
00:29:23
For your administration, what are you doing?
00:29:25
Never
00:29:27
all the stuff that's going on, brother.
00:29:29
I feel like the veil has been lifted. Hey.
00:29:31
And that dark cloud.
00:29:34
If I wasn't so tired.
00:29:35
I love the music.
00:29:36
They co-opted the party. Oh, yeah.
00:29:39
They're such rebels and classic rockers with the the veil of America.
00:29:42
Hold on. All right, here we go.
00:29:45
There it is.
00:29:48
Happy for just the sleeve so you wouldn't have to fight the shirt.
00:29:51
Let me.
00:29:54
Guess.
00:29:55
Oh, yeah.
00:29:56
He's going to rip that to
00:29:59
for you.
00:30:02
Welcome back to the media, brother.
00:30:05
We've got Trump mania running this country, brother.
00:30:08
One nation under God.
00:30:10
Jesse Waters latest. Trump. Trump I get it.
00:30:13
He changed it. No. That's okay. Control you.
00:30:16
I knew there was no way Hogan was coming in here with a tuxedo for that.
00:30:20
Look, I had a moment, brother.
00:30:22
I just had to do that. Thank you.
00:30:23
Amazing job.
00:30:25
You are one of the biggest icons in America.
00:30:28
You were of the generation of Donald Trump.
00:30:30
You spoke at the convention of the generation.
00:30:33
He's not that old, is he?
00:30:35
Yeah. This movement been like for no.
00:30:38
Like when I was a kid. Kid.
00:30:40
I could ride my bike around like my baby boomers came on.
00:30:43
It was like I used to be able to go to the truck.
00:30:46
Now my mom's a baby boomer. So's my sister.
00:30:49
It's a huge stretch.
00:30:50
Everything back to where it should be, but I'm just sad about that one.
00:30:54
I could not lock your bike up in middle of a generation.
00:30:57
We're in a good place again. This country has
00:31:01
gone back to our roots.
00:31:02
I belong to no one country. Great. I am not a number.
00:31:05
I'm a free man.
00:31:06
But you know what is really cool?
00:31:07
There are a lot of good Democrats there.
00:31:10
The Democrats are too. You know that to me.
00:31:13
All those four. Oh, I can exercise my freedom.
00:31:16
You want. I'm not absolutely free.
00:31:17
That would be ridiculous to think I was absolutely free.
00:31:19
Whining and crying and trying to free from physical laws, that sort of thing.
00:31:23
Man, I can't believe
00:31:24
we're actually hearing rumors that you like this Democrat.
00:31:27
Wait. We're not.
00:31:28
We're not on YouTube at all tonight.
00:31:30
Oh, we should just.
00:31:31
Now. I don't know if that's true or not, but that's okay.
00:31:34
Let's let's let's see what the sleeves off.
00:31:37
That's all I wanted to see.
00:31:39
I just think that
00:31:40
we should say goodbye to Twitch, play the fucking disclaimer and have a YouTube.
00:31:43
I have a rumble show off. I mean, yeah, let's do it.
00:31:46
There's nobody for I don't even know who the player.
00:31:49
Who am I playing the disclaimer for? Just to be sure.
00:31:51
Some jackass like a I don't know, let's just say a Dave or a Nate, pull
00:31:54
some shit.
00:31:58
Disclaimer
00:31:59
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00:32:04
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00:32:12
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00:32:16
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00:32:16
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00:32:46
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00:33:28
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00:33:33
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00:33:35
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00:33:42
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00:33:46
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00:33:48
So in closing, if you've made it this far without getting your undies in a jibber,
00:33:53
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00:33:55
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00:34:13
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What are some words I don't want to miss here?
00:34:18
Report the your before for
00:34:22
$100.
00:34:22
I got a wish horn.
00:34:25
There we go from here.
00:34:26
Come on, come on,
00:34:29
come on.
00:34:29
We are that way.
00:34:31
Over here. Yes.
00:34:33
There.
00:34:35
That poor guy looking for cover for.
00:34:39
Heavens,
00:34:41
we're here for curly hair.
00:34:44
But there is a whole lot going on. Right?
00:34:47
There he goes.
00:34:47
Now, you know, some sort of preacher or some or all.
00:34:52
Anybody can
00:34:55
I put the air on it to emphasize it's the guy that is audio.
00:34:59
Him saying the N-word,
00:35:02
you know, go.
00:35:09
Sorry. Go.
00:35:10
Let me show you something, boys and gentlemen.
00:35:13
Let's get ready to.
00:35:20
What you gonna want?
00:35:22
Oh, you ready to rumble
00:35:25
like I am?
00:35:27
Are you American?
00:35:30
But he has apologized for that.
00:35:32
But he did say that in regards to his daughter's, boyfriend.
00:35:35
She was dating a black guy, and, he didn't like that.
00:35:40
Am I wrong that he should have a right to not like that?
00:35:43
I understand that it's racist.
00:35:45
It's not right.
00:35:46
It's like, get to know the guy.
00:35:48
He's like, nope, I'm not going to know him.
00:35:49
You as a parent, you have a right to be wrong.
00:35:53
I guess
00:35:57
I mean, educate him, get to know him, fight through it.
00:35:59
It's that's an obstacle.
00:36:00
If you really love that girl, shouldn't matter.
00:36:05
I mean, he's he's hot.
00:36:06
His arms are pretty big. Maybe it doesn't matter.
00:36:09
Sometimes, you know, when
00:36:10
things go wrong, sometimes you just feel like slapping
00:36:13
me today. Oh,
00:36:18
I feel like I put you at five.
00:36:21
Oh. Oh, God. Oh,
00:36:24
this has 2 million views.
00:36:25
This has 2 million views on YouTube, so they get fucking Mark for it.
00:36:29
You can suck my dick.
00:36:33
I mean, respectfully, I'm sorry.
00:36:35
I apologize for my language by offended and then tell Baylor's racism.
00:36:39
I says I have a job about nothing I says is anything, but it's not copy written.
00:36:45
It can't be copy without mites.
00:36:47
It can't be copyrighted.
00:36:48
They can't be owned.
00:36:49
It can't be censored.
00:36:50
Nobody cares if it's there. You don't.
00:36:52
I hadn't had enough to, but I think I was going to come knocking them.
00:36:57
When it gets smart enough it's going to say take my shit down.
00:37:00
It's going to sue us.
00:37:00
Like, stop telling me today, I'm so glad you made that.
00:37:04
All our shit.
00:37:06
I feel like
00:37:07
slightly to know you give us credit for.
00:37:10
I want to give credit who
00:37:11
who made it, but it's I, so I don't know what to write like them.
00:37:15
Oh, I get credit for the stuff I prompt.
00:37:19
I'm okay with that.
00:37:22
I will credit I also I have a response for me.
00:37:24
I should get that on Tinder.
00:37:26
Don't you see me waving you down?
00:37:29
This guy came after me.
00:37:31
I was here first, but you served him well.
00:37:35
No, I thought the over here.
00:37:38
My friends expecting me to buy back tomorrow morning.
00:37:41
I better get a cash app or every last one of you I like to, they ask.
00:37:46
Hey, I make a a portrait
00:37:49
that looks like Prince and Michael Jackson.
00:37:52
There he is.
00:37:53
Yeah, I feel I should not be the singer today.
00:37:56
And then let's do the actual.
00:37:58
The description is pretty clever too.
00:38:00
I put the link will definitely be in the description.
00:38:03
Oh, they said that it's Chris and that Chris Rock.
00:38:07
It's Will Rock and Chris Smith.
00:38:10
Sorry.
00:38:11
That's what the slapping is about.
00:38:13
Yeah.
00:38:13
Woke up this morning with these thoughts in my head,
00:38:19
but they always put this extra bit.
00:38:21
Stayed my ass in bed. Whoa.
00:38:24
Oh, there's a nigga today.
00:38:27
Oh, boy,
00:38:30
I feel like stuff in the mirror today.
00:38:33
Oh I feel like stuff in the today, today.
00:38:40
So while we're in the while we're in the groove
00:38:42
I think I should play this spot right away.
00:38:45
Okay.
00:38:53
This guy looks like crow from this land.
00:38:57
Didn't see it coming. Flat slap to the face.
00:38:59
Damn, homie. I'm stuck. I ain't doing nothing.
00:39:01
Just chillin on the block now my jaw ring like a foggy bottom.
00:39:04
Then he said I got in this way. Cut him off in the street.
00:39:07
Not much.
00:39:08
He got no time to retreat.
00:39:10
Sheila ducked a pistol I slapped.
00:39:12
Wait, was that a drop or was that Gary slap his wallet out?
00:39:14
No. Okay, drama. Never.
00:39:16
My style was trying to grind.
00:39:18
Slap me last night.
00:39:19
Get in the middle. Who got slapped today?
00:39:22
Hey, it's the actual nigga.
00:39:23
The cats nigga that got slapped today.
00:39:25
Did I say today?
00:39:29
What did he say?
00:39:30
I'm the nigga who got slapped today.
00:39:32
Oh, they signed up.
00:39:35
Slap. Yes, they go slap.
00:39:38
Yes like that I don't think that's appropriate.
00:39:41
Got my music loud. Say I'm cutting off them.
00:39:44
Cut them off at the red light. Say I disrespected.
00:39:46
That's why I got upset, y'all.
00:39:48
I can let you know.
00:39:49
The tree open, hand to the cheek sound like a crisp.
00:39:51
New build.
00:39:52
Shakes flowers, sings for the weight yet so hard I'm stars have been playing
00:39:57
I swing back, just get where you played exactly the white, the neck of the slap
00:40:01
I pop too much drum in my life I that time slack from niggas
00:40:05
ain't my no from the nigga that stopped
00:40:08
today.
00:40:11
I'm the girl who got slapped today.
00:40:16
I'm a nigga who gets up to that.
00:40:18
See who.
00:40:20
Instead of getting our guns and shooting.
00:40:22
They just sing back and forth I my kids like this.
00:40:26
My bills piling, I'm getting.
00:40:30
Get the drone ghost feel good start with a slow homie.
00:40:33
Reach across my Hennessy.
00:40:34
Yo already.
00:40:35
It's a little presumptuous with this now
00:40:39
I'm I drifted in foul mood all day.
00:40:41
Like I I for being racist.
00:40:43
Or as I like to be right next to me later.
00:40:46
I don't know if they slap a unfed up like that.
00:40:49
Tell it to be in my coffee, but I'm fed up.
00:40:52
Wrong, wrong, wrong place, wrong time.
00:40:54
You need a troll.
00:40:56
That's that slap.
00:40:56
That's all a trope, nigga who got slapped today.
00:41:02
I'm the nigga who got slapped today.
00:41:06
And I'm the
00:41:07
nigga who got slapped today. Hey.
00:41:10
And I've been in the chair every 20 minutes.
00:41:13
Left here.
00:41:14
Haters.
00:41:22
What is the vibe?
00:41:23
Fingers side of the face.
00:41:27
What slap.
00:41:31
Hey, that's Gary from the last couple episodes ago.
00:41:34
The Rock. He's the metal episode.
00:41:37
I get.
00:41:38
Everybody can call their god shell me.
00:41:42
I'm sorry.
00:41:42
Chocolate.
00:41:46
Premiere darkness.
00:41:51
Have we got one more slap video?
00:41:57
Twice I sent one.
00:41:59
Yeah.
00:42:01
So the labeling, you know, is a little rough on me.
00:42:03
What can you do?
00:42:04
It doesn't say anything about a slap.
00:42:07
Of course not. See, that's.
00:42:10
So that's not on me.
00:42:11
But I'm scrolling up and down the list, trying to guess.
00:42:14
I could just start clicking on some, This thing,
00:42:17
this thing here, this, this baby,
00:42:22
a bunch of what he says.
00:42:23
Chicken gimbal mash out, Mario, Ohio bear extraction.
00:42:28
No, no.
00:42:30
What did she say re mash?
00:42:33
I see
00:42:35
being close I getting close mash up already.
00:42:37
Do do the flag. Broccoli.
00:42:40
Might be broccoli again.
00:42:43
Of course it might be broccoli.
00:42:45
Isn't that fun? Isn't that fun?
00:42:46
Oh no. No, that's not some Pfeiffer.
00:42:49
Yeah. Oh.
00:42:50
Sons of, Well, we got this.
00:42:56
Dear.
00:42:58
Fucking fun.
00:42:59
Oh, this is fun.
00:43:01
It's boxing. It's not slapping.
00:43:03
Oh, okay.
00:43:04
Oh, fuck.
00:43:05
Is that the one where they turn into weird shit?
00:43:09
Oh, that was today. No.
00:43:11
No, that's.
00:43:12
I say you slap one where it's a
00:43:15
slapping contest, dude.
00:43:18
Oh, you know what?
00:43:19
There is a slap where I rumble the home of.
00:43:24
Sorry, I don't slap fight.
00:43:26
What?
00:43:26
What is that?
00:43:27
Oh, no. The last one is a slap.
00:43:30
Actually, no,
00:43:33
dear.
00:43:33
Fledge, I can't find the clip I'm looking for signed fucking Brady.
00:43:37
Okay. Brady.
00:43:39
So, you know, we clip Brady.
00:43:44
Dear Flo here's one that's no label.
00:43:46
Let's check this one. Yeah.
00:43:48
Oh that's awesome. Nope that's live.
00:43:50
We're going to save that one.
00:43:52
That's okay.
00:43:52
Audio I like you narrating it okay.
00:43:56
Ask Fletch narrate it but don't show it to us Mash.
00:43:59
How did that.
00:44:00
Hey. I'm just. I'm showing you what I have to deal with.
00:44:02
With Gary's.
00:44:04
I know, I know, but my tabling.
00:44:07
Hey, I did the weird thing I did.
00:44:09
The first I thing was a second ago.
00:44:11
Yeah, but that's my point.
00:44:12
The the weirdo thing says mash out.
00:44:15
I assume that's a mash up.
00:44:17
That's. I'm fine with that.
00:44:18
Okay. Mash up is a fine label. That's one of the good ones, actually.
00:44:21
But then, yeah, with your, broccoli was probably bad.
00:44:26
I like it.
00:44:26
Well, you don't want broccoli.
00:44:29
Broccoli is one of my favorite topics because it's fractal like
00:44:34
Flashdance. Whatever.
00:44:35
The next episode is broccoli
00:44:37
8989.
00:44:39
Broccoli
00:44:41
I have been working through major anxiety issues with a therapist
00:44:44
for the last few months. Sometimes he is very helpful.
00:44:47
Other times he goes off on tangents like talking about topics I don't feel
00:44:51
the need to discuss, and things that don't necessarily pertain to me.
00:44:55
I find it frustrating and at times it makes me angry.
00:44:58
Although I keep it to myself.
00:44:59
How can I keep my therapist on track?
00:45:01
Or how can I break up with him without just ghosting him?
00:45:05
Signed wants to make real changes.
00:45:08
Wait a minute. This is your therapist.
00:45:11
Okay, well, yeah, you need to.
00:45:13
You don't have to worry about, breaking up with the therapist.
00:45:17
That's a job.
00:45:18
You just fire it.
00:45:20
But there's a reason.
00:45:22
The topics for the topics that he or she is choosing.
00:45:26
And you're.
00:45:27
You don't have to understand.
00:45:30
And if you think they're doing a good job, you keep the therapist.
00:45:33
But if you don't think they're doing a good job, you leave the therapist.
00:45:36
But it's not like a relationship that you're breaking up with.
00:45:39
This is the, I think it's therapeutic.
00:45:41
I think you need to broaden your horizons.
00:45:44
These topics are being chosen for a reason.
00:45:46
You don't have to understand the reason.
00:45:48
Just go along with it.
00:45:49
Unless you just simply don't agree that the therapy is working.
00:45:54
Also, therapy is a crutch, and I don't believe in it.
00:45:57
Gentlemen.
00:45:57
Yeah. You should just not go. Let's broaden.
00:46:00
Lauren, Lauren's.
00:46:04
Just because it's stupid.
00:46:06
Do your therapy.
00:46:07
Yeah. I'm not.
00:46:09
I'm not so kind to the, the mental illness thing, like, analyze
00:46:14
your own actions and try to understand how you could do better.
00:46:18
Yeah, I'm more about pick yourself up by your bootstraps and move on.
00:46:23
Is that why you don't have a job yet?
00:46:26
My full time job is unemployment. I
00:46:30
oh, of course I did.
00:46:31
My patient and I must have filled out something wrong
00:46:34
because I got approved for the amount of zero.
00:46:38
So I've been so worried.
00:46:39
I can only last a few more months.
00:46:42
Approved for the amount of what?
00:46:43
Zero zero. So my.
00:46:46
So my second week of unemployment is a big old,
00:46:50
you know my first time you're not my.
00:46:52
No no my first. No I haven't seen a dime.
00:46:55
Oh it's backlog for you.
00:46:57
Won't get a check for like four weeks.
00:46:59
Yeah.
00:46:59
Then that's fine, I can live.
00:47:00
Yeah. I mean, I haven't missed a meal.
00:47:03
It's not like I'm
00:47:05
like, you're still on.
00:47:07
There was extra lights on, actually.
00:47:09
Unnecessary lights are on.
00:47:11
Yeah, I do have to, like, have you read the sign?
00:47:15
I can't, there's tribes that there was.
00:47:17
Tribes that would kill everywhere the same.
00:47:19
No idea what the light is. It says squadrons.
00:47:21
There's no fire horn in the middle.
00:47:24
Yeah. No.
00:47:25
Brother has definitely had some advice about the sign.
00:47:28
It's too bright.
00:47:30
I saw the sign.
00:47:32
Gary, update us all on the employment status.
00:47:35
Okay, I applied for my fifth job.
00:47:38
I got turned down for one, and,
00:47:41
And it is the name of the company that I'm not.
00:47:45
I'm never going to tell anybody where I work anymore ever again.
00:47:49
But Brady will be the only one that will know the answer to this,
00:47:53
because the company that said
00:47:56
they selected a different candidate over me,
00:48:00
the name of the company was the first five letters
00:48:03
of my fantasy football team in Brady's league for the last five years.
00:48:08
Flag monkey.
00:48:10
As a matter of fact, flag is the first name
00:48:13
of a three of my six fantasy teams.
00:48:17
Yeah.
00:48:19
Yeah, I will say it.
00:48:19
Your, your previous job.
00:48:21
It does look like they're struggling to find a mold setter.
00:48:24
Someone for the mixing department finishing and a press operator.
00:48:29
Yes. That's, I left a message for comment.
00:48:32
They. Yeah.
00:48:33
Have not gotten back with me there.
00:48:35
It says ha ha ha.
00:48:38
Armada.
00:48:39
I don't know what a beer.
00:48:43
Yeah, I don't know.
00:48:44
Rub, rub beer.
00:48:46
Okay. Yeah, I don't know.
00:48:48
I don't remember their name.
00:48:50
Irrelevant.
00:48:51
He monkey
00:48:53
in first one.
00:48:55
I tell you, you're got a weird rubber place.
00:48:57
I you. Yeah.
00:48:58
You're right, you kind of rubber bouncy balls.
00:49:03
Roster rocket mix with Charlie Chaplin.
00:49:07
He might forever be gone with me, monkey, when I
00:49:11
wish I could make it bigger.
00:49:13
Funny story.
00:49:15
When I was growing up,
00:49:17
I was not allowed to watch Three's Company.
00:49:20
Because one man living with two women was immoral.
00:49:24
But did you tell him that he was pretending to be gay?
00:49:28
That would have been worse.
00:49:29
That would have made it worse.
00:49:34
Yeah.
00:49:36
Did you, did you, Rube, did you tell your parents it was 1979?
00:49:40
Not 1879?
00:49:42
I, I, I think I did share that with them,
00:49:45
but that was information that they didn't feel was important.
00:49:51
Parents.
00:49:52
Fucking assholes.
00:49:56
That's why I don't have any children
00:49:59
that, you know, of,
00:50:01
that I know it's true.
00:50:05
A man in Queens says an animal attack
00:50:07
on his way to work left him bloodied and concerned for his neighbor's safety.
00:50:11
And we're not talking about you or cats or even New York City rats.
00:50:15
Let's play nothing but chicken attack from now
00:50:18
on, I'm in something but chicken attack from nowhere.
00:50:21
Lots of you got a lot of attacks.
00:50:24
Start with some chicken training. All right?
00:50:29
Oh, yeah.
00:50:32
That's me.
00:50:33
Yeah, yeah, that's off the train.
00:50:36
I've got to tell you.
00:50:36
I've got what they're training for next.
00:50:39
Here's what they're looking for.
00:50:41
Oh. Oh, God. It's abhorrent.
00:50:42
When the animal rights activist.
00:50:44
Oh, no, this is big business.
00:50:47
But you can't show that on YouTube. No.
00:50:51
Oh, this is what they do in their country.
00:50:53
They give you access to what its organizers say is
00:50:56
the biggest derby of this year.
00:50:57
Anywhere you can do this shit, why can't we?
00:51:00
Look how terrible this is?
00:51:01
News you can't get up, fight, you say?
00:51:03
I'm trying to do get it from now.
00:51:06
Are they going to?
00:51:08
I'm saying, why do they become so big or do they throw it at all?
00:51:12
Understand how they know
00:51:12
who's on, who's here to look for work in the stands to take their money?
00:51:17
Like who's won? Because how do you know who's got the team?
00:51:19
Who got the money back in the times?
00:51:21
But the back up at the gang fight?
00:51:23
Yeah.
00:51:23
Just 30s cockfighting defenders
00:51:26
say that there's people that do this for themselves that I don't understand.
00:51:29
I would never want somebody to bash in
00:51:31
my face and turn myself out of all the people that live.
00:51:35
For who's
00:51:36
to say that there aren't chickens and roosters that live for that shit
00:51:39
and die for that shit? Obviously rules are strict.
00:51:42
The roosters what they live for because they were like hatched
00:51:45
and bred specifically for the race.
00:51:47
There would be less.
00:51:48
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
00:51:49
Do they, if they eat them at the end, chop knives? About what?
00:51:51
Who are we to decide their life path before that?
00:51:54
I think it's a little tough to eat a cock. I don't know,
00:52:00
draw.
00:52:01
It helps if you put a camera on you. I find it tough.
00:52:03
I would find it tough to eat the after party.
00:52:06
The cock eat.
00:52:06
You might find it easy.
00:52:07
Do you find it easy to even motor racing?
00:52:10
You see, chickens can't move their eyes.
00:52:12
So to keep focus. Oh, yeah.
00:52:14
Stays completely still there.
00:52:16
But it's a perfect gimbal.
00:52:17
And that head bobbing motion when you walk.
00:52:20
So visually, their way of stabilizing their vision,
00:52:22
we call it optogenetic reflex.
00:52:24
And it's like having a built in is this ability is so that
00:52:28
the video was recorded like a chicken or even better than professional stabilizers.
00:52:32
These guys, this chicken's head.
00:52:35
So isn't that kind of abusing chickens?
00:52:37
Then they tested the chicken in front of a speeding boat
00:52:39
and then did it with egg speed motor racing.
00:52:43
You see, chickens can't paratrooper.
00:52:46
So this is almost evil.
00:52:48
I've got a funny condition.
00:52:49
It's called tardive dyskinesia.
00:52:51
June bit or uncle. And I like the tato
00:52:55
part of it, but tardive dyskinesia, it's involuntary movement.
00:52:59
I just thought I'd share that
00:53:00
because the, the chicken heads, the like the opposite of that.
00:53:05
My lungs involuntarily expand and contract.
00:53:07
Is that tartar, retard?
00:53:09
Is this so it's part of.
00:53:11
Yeah. You're you're retarded.
00:53:12
You retard.
00:53:14
If I was just checking,
00:53:17
leave your comments.
00:53:20
I want to keep saying that retarded.
00:53:23
We still do love comments.
00:53:25
Or we could assume everyone has down syndrome.
00:53:28
Dude, I try to be myself.
00:53:30
Frees up to give that.
00:53:33
But you got another.
00:53:35
Here's a chicken attack victim.
00:53:38
Oh, you're gonna take victim because they're just jerk faces.
00:53:41
I've never had anybody attack her.
00:53:43
Rooster in a days like this, you want to get rid of all your chickens
00:53:47
because they're just jerk since never.
00:53:51
Are you okay with that kind of language, Gary?
00:53:53
Are you saying attack my dad?
00:53:56
She said jerk face. Okay,
00:53:58
it's ugly by a rooster.
00:54:00
So just before I show you how upset I am and a little bit of blood,
00:54:05
I wanted to warn you.
00:54:06
In case you'd like to click off this video. Now,
00:54:09
I know I was real life
00:54:11
hungry for a curdled right here.
00:54:13
Like it's the blood gushing.
00:54:15
Well, here's why they managed to pick
00:54:20
the egg on my darkest eggs while in the role.
00:54:25
Girls are bad for.
00:54:27
I'm really, really sick for my left hand.
00:54:31
Oh, this is a no no.
00:54:33
I even put, like, a sugar of all things.
00:54:36
I'm gonna get you.
00:54:38
Well, so get rid of all your chickens.
00:54:39
The feathers went flying.
00:54:42
I've never had one chicken.
00:54:44
Pure chicken and three chicken before.
00:54:48
Okay, everybody, today's video is me getting injured by a rooster.
00:54:52
So just before I show you how upset I am, he was being attacked by a rooster.
00:54:57
I wanted to warn you in case you'd like to click off this video now. No.
00:55:01
His assailant here was an angry rooster.
00:55:04
Oh, listen, how much I have to do.
00:55:06
He actually said, hey, man, chicken attacked my dad.
00:55:09
I fell for a peck on my first.
00:55:11
Let's just pour peroxide on it.
00:55:13
So that's evil.
00:55:15
Maybe not.
00:55:15
Anyway, I know that's not alcohol.
00:55:18
Never mind.
00:55:19
Oh, how are you? Sinister.
00:55:21
Yeah, that shouldn't get you to bubble up.
00:55:23
She's like a child. She's like a six year old girl.
00:55:25
This is me as a child. Just right.
00:55:27
The blood gushing out,
00:55:29
blood was gushing, and I was like, trying to play it.
00:55:33
It does look. The two look a little deeper.
00:55:35
They have actually, we have actual narration.
00:55:38
My neighbor got attacked in June.
00:55:40
She says she's not being a baby.
00:55:42
It hurts. So much.
00:55:43
My neighborhood is so busy with her uncle sometimes.
00:55:46
Hold on.
00:55:47
That's the important part.
00:55:48
Hurts so bad.
00:55:49
You guys listen carefully to see what you want to think.
00:55:52
What you want.
00:55:52
But okay.
00:55:53
She just gave us permission to say what we want.
00:55:57
Oh, okay. So. So go ahead.
00:55:59
He's trying to think of her reaction team
00:56:02
for the two little.
00:56:03
My neighbor got attacked in June with her uncle.
00:56:07
The blood I just
00:56:09
it does look a little black and blue around the punctures.
00:56:12
So it could be pretty nasty.
00:56:14
So vicious, almost evil.
00:56:16
And I have an allergy.
00:56:17
So like with a dog, like if a dog or cat bites me, I get a reaction to the,
00:56:23
There's a reason farmers wear jeans.
00:56:27
Yeah, she probably had flip flops and shorts.
00:56:30
He was being attacked by a rooster, but the rooster kept coming at him.
00:56:35
My concern is, is every morning she goes in there and steals their baby.
00:56:39
They are so frustrated with it that they tried to prematurely kill
00:56:43
the baby before she could, because they probably just can't cope with
00:56:46
it day after day after day.
00:56:49
And then she goes in there verbally abusing
00:56:52
the chickens and the rooster finally said, fuck you bitch, poo poo.
00:56:58
The feathers went flying.
00:57:01
No chicken situation.
00:57:03
So you sent a story in that
00:57:06
the chicken roosters get loose and become violent again.
00:57:10
Society will get involved.
00:57:11
A weekend fire caused extensive damage to a chicken processing facility.
00:57:16
Yeah, it's a chicken fight.
00:57:19
Multiple counties battle a bitch.
00:57:21
It smelled delicious from afar.
00:57:23
Yeah, I like fried chicken.
00:57:24
Is one of the unusual feathers.
00:57:27
Student at Grove Town Middle School was found with a knife on campus today.
00:57:31
I think we just switch stories with over.
00:57:36
What did he do
00:57:38
with the knife?
00:57:40
Her granddaughter had just been attacked by chickens
00:57:44
and had a lot of chicken attacks
00:57:46
after that I said, hey man, the chicken attacked my dad
00:57:50
and the chicken, my chicken attack, finale
00:57:53
and university student to the heart of Aiken just building.
00:57:57
He says two customers at her quick chick stand Thursday complained
00:58:00
their food was cold for a few minutes back and forth.
00:58:03
Jeannette says she refunded their money, but she went berserk.
00:58:07
She just lost it.
00:58:08
Black guys started cursing and beating on the window.
00:58:12
What are you telling me?
00:58:13
Two black guys and police were on the way when the women started punching.
00:58:16
And how did you know that there was a black guy watching?
00:58:18
You couldn't see Gary that was not only racist, but absolutely true.
00:58:24
Yeah.
00:58:25
Started out they were definitely black guys fighting.
00:58:28
Yeah.
00:58:28
And that's when you gotta fight.
00:58:30
That's crazy good. Oh, wow.
00:58:33
That was a good shot.
00:58:34
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
00:58:38
Ooh. And that's when I found out that he had hit her.
00:58:42
How does that go wrong?
00:58:44
I, I was good.
00:58:45
He hits her like that was a good shot.
00:58:47
So why is her face. Because she was. That was.
00:58:50
I don't know that. What? That wasn't her. She's way over.
00:58:52
Oh that's why.
00:58:53
Yeah. That's the.
00:58:54
I've seen an unprovoked attack like this.
00:58:56
Camera surveillance footage that we got that we put out tells us.
00:59:00
How do we know that was unprovoked, brutal footage and audio.
00:59:04
The suspects in it was provoked. There was.
00:59:06
There was something about a chicken. The chickens.
00:59:09
Oh, this is why it's a chicken attack.
00:59:10
They were served cold chicken, so it was totally deserved.
00:59:13
Oh, the chickens do not support chicken in Georgia.
00:59:16
They were attacked over chicken.
00:59:18
Yeah, that's a chicken attack.
00:59:19
Absolutely.
00:59:20
Oh, I'm sorry, not Georgia. Philadelphia.
00:59:26
Ace, Eric and Latasha Smith, they several felony warrants.
00:59:30
Chief Godfrey says they've been flooded by tips from Wtoc viewers
00:59:34
who recognize the two tips. Something that makes the North.
00:59:37
They don't even have these people in custody yet.
00:59:39
People don't want to get involved.
00:59:40
They got involved.
00:59:42
They got involved.
00:59:43
Facebook and social media, Facebook.
00:59:46
Wtoc is amazing
00:59:49
to try to do our public service.
00:59:51
If you've seen.
00:59:53
Yeah, give me the yeah, let me see the picture.
00:59:55
Happy couple here.
00:59:56
Look at that.
00:59:56
These two people see them I think I have seen them back in the day.
01:00:00
You're right.
01:00:01
I hate to be fucking totally, completely perfect for my year.
01:00:05
Obligatory hopes.
01:00:07
They all look the same tomorrow.
01:00:09
Please welcome Miss Wanda Weymouth.
01:00:13
Oh, there she is.
01:00:15
Finally the right audio. Oh, no.
01:00:19
Let's hear it.
01:00:21
How y'all doing?
01:00:22
Hey, that was his initiation into the New World Order when he had to.
01:00:24
That's her. Right. Look, there.
01:00:27
I don't remember June itself.
01:00:30
Oh two. Carry on in living color.
01:00:31
You to be.
01:00:33
First of all, I want to show is grace.
01:00:36
Miss Afterglow three years in a row.
01:00:40
Then I want, Miss Swamp me for two years, and then.
01:00:43
And then I was like, a second runner up and Miss Compton.
01:00:47
But there was some political stuff going on of some about.
01:00:49
And I ran them him every 15 minutes.
01:00:52
I know my own natural blond.
01:00:54
I don't know.
01:00:54
That's very nice, Wanda.
01:00:56
Very nice.
01:00:58
So apparently we're number two.
01:01:00
Apparently her name is Wanda.
01:01:01
So did you, before they played the, commanders game?
01:01:06
The NFL over the weekend, Fox did this cute little skit where they acted
01:01:10
like it was the dating game,
01:01:12
and they had the four teams that were left all his dates.
01:01:15
And the Lombardi Trophy was the The Bachelorette.
01:01:18
And when they got to the commanders, he's like, I don't know.
01:01:20
And played stupid. Like he was just happy to be here.
01:01:22
And when he moved, you could see the Lions logo still on the chair.
01:01:26
And their joke was that the commanders commanders were just happy to be there,
01:01:30
because obviously the NFL thought that the Lions
01:01:32
were going to be there and so did everybody else.
01:01:35
But unfortunately,
01:01:37
oh no, we suck again.
01:01:41
I think we stopped him just he's,
01:01:44
he's to dig in me now what you got to mama?
01:01:48
I'm trying to deflate.
01:01:50
So apparently, E-40 and, Wanda from In Living Color.
01:01:54
These are the two.
01:01:55
So if you've seen either of these two, they are.
01:01:57
Police are looking for them, so.
01:01:59
And and.
01:02:00
Oh, just just to be clear, they did this got her.
01:02:04
And that's when I found out that he had hit arm.
01:02:06
Who does that?
01:02:07
Allegedly E-40 allegedly did this.
01:02:10
Now we'll get flagged for that.
01:02:13
I love E-40,
01:02:16
we can say Wanda did it because that's actually a character.
01:02:18
So we've done a mash up.
01:02:20
Jamie Fox didn't actually do that.
01:02:21
Wanda I'm pretty sure we can say anything we want, right?
01:02:26
Oh, okay. And then I do have some
01:02:29
a couple
01:02:30
things we forgot last week who, was, famous last words.
01:02:34
You know, hold my beer or I'm trying something.
01:02:37
Something to put on a tombstone.
01:02:38
And all I wanted to say about that was,
01:02:42
Pistol Pete Maravich, his famous last words.
01:02:45
No, you, if you don't remember, Pistol Pete Maravich, five time NBA All-Star.
01:02:49
But his big numbers really came in, NCAA in basketball,
01:02:54
he scored over 50 points a game his entire four years in college.
01:02:58
And if they kept track of assists, I believe he would have been,
01:03:02
just the records, crazy records.
01:03:06
But he would have his his he died on the court.
01:03:10
And, his famous last words were, I feel great.
01:03:15
His famous last words were,
01:03:17
oh. You know, I feel great.
01:03:20
I'm dying.
01:03:21
Oh, yeah, I like him, all right.
01:03:24
And he's like, I feel great even though he doesn't.
01:03:26
And the other thing I wanted to mention was I did send a clip
01:03:30
a couple weeks ago with, famous people, face swap
01:03:35
as, the, the players involved in the NFL playoffs this year.
01:03:42
Do you remember that you did a face swapping.
01:03:43
Yeah, yeah, we watched that on the Brady and George show.
01:03:46
Oh, okay.
01:03:47
You left. Yeah. You quit.
01:03:48
That was good. I don't know, Peter Dinklage was in there.
01:03:51
I, I dropped that clip because I just wanted to be an asshole.
01:03:56
I like him credit.
01:03:57
Okay. He's a great. You have a great actor.
01:04:00
Hang on. No, he's a he's not a great big actor.
01:04:02
No. He he you have received credit. The
01:04:06
reason I don't like him is
01:04:07
because he was, outspoken about,
01:04:10
little people being casted as little people in movies.
01:04:14
Meanwhile, he made his start up by being, you know, he got to start by being cast
01:04:18
in as little people in movies.
01:04:20
And he still is cast in as little people in movies,
01:04:22
even though he's spoken against it.
01:04:24
So, you can go fuck yourself.
01:04:26
Peter Dinklage,
01:04:29
ma'am,
01:04:31
we're going to have to agree to disagree.
01:04:33
He's not mini me. You won't ever hear that.
01:04:34
But it just makes me feel better inside.
01:04:36
No he won't.
01:04:38
He's the Game of Thrones one, not the mini me one.
01:04:40
Yeah. Yep, yep.
01:04:42
We didn't say anything disparaging about Dave today.
01:04:46
Who's Dan? Dan, that piece of shit.
01:04:50
That's fucking good.
01:04:51
Hi, Dave. Hi, Dave. Hi, Dave.
01:04:54
Monday to actor Dave.
01:04:56
I don't need rehearsals.
01:04:57
I'm pissed in your mouth
01:04:57
to wheezing, gurgle and stomp on your head to your cheeks a purple.
01:05:01
Okay, we said we did our obligatory, making Fun of Dave segment.
01:05:04
Now let's do our obligatory making Fun of Nate segment.
01:05:07
Nate you're right. I like it too.
01:05:09
All right.
01:05:10
Why do you hate me?
01:05:11
Wife I don't know, I, I really don't know because he can't
01:05:16
hate hate hate hate hate hate. Yeah.
01:05:17
Of course I'm just going to like.
01:05:18
Yeah, fuck you.
01:05:20
Fuck you. Nate, you got to fight back.
01:05:22
You fucking go, bro. Bro.
01:05:23
Come on, bro, bring it.
01:05:25
Yeah, come at me, bro.
01:05:28
Dear fudgy,
01:05:31
I have a young pre-teen grandson,
01:05:36
who is asking his parents Facts of life questions.
01:05:40
They are bewildered about how to give him the information.
01:05:44
I'd be grateful if you could share some details of the
01:05:47
publication you have for this purpose.
01:05:49
And how to get. Oh shit.
01:05:50
I didn't realize that they were asking for a publication, so apparently,
01:05:54
Dear Abby has a fucking publication about.
01:05:57
Yeah,
01:05:58
for sex facts of life questions. Yep.
01:06:02
What do you do, Gary?
01:06:03
You got a kid, and he comes in with facts of life questions.
01:06:06
What you just.
01:06:07
That's where I get all of my information.
01:06:11
Point them at you youporn
01:06:13
or jizz tube or figure it out.
01:06:17
Figure it out.
01:06:18
I think we have a caller.
01:06:21
There.
01:06:23
Oh, no, it's Dave.
01:06:25
It's Dave.
01:06:27
Hi, Dave. Hi, Dave. Hi, Dave.
01:06:29
Is it Dave?
01:06:31
Hang on. Hi, Dave.
01:06:33
Caller you're on.
01:06:34
Wait for a minute.
01:06:38
Well, you know what?
01:06:38
I think we. Dave's wife.
01:06:41
No, it's Dave, it's definitely Dave.
01:06:43
Okay, my book.
01:06:46
You know what it is?
01:06:47
Yeah, I think he's he's still giving you the silent treatment.
01:06:50
There's that one. That's that's hilarious.
01:06:53
I think I may have given it away, but
01:06:55
I've got a special guest appearance coming in about 20 minutes.
01:07:03
I want to get.
01:07:04
I didn't get it at first, but I get it now.
01:07:06
Yeah. No way. Is it days.
01:07:08
Speaking of silent treatment, check out this work of art.
01:07:14
What are you giving this love of treatment?
01:07:17
Oh, yeah.
01:07:18
Give it to him. Bet you don't want to quit yet.
01:07:21
I just want to.
01:07:22
So I thought it was I. But this dude is real.
01:07:24
He's a hairdresser.
01:07:25
What do you do?
01:07:26
I know you just talk to me.
01:07:29
You know I don't touch his face.
01:07:31
I don't think it's real time treatment.
01:07:34
Or am I?
01:07:36
Oh, you think the ads ran through?
01:07:38
I really think of that. Yeah. You're right.
01:07:40
I don't know if my portfolio looks like that.
01:07:43
I'd be topless right now.
01:07:44
I don't want to waste your time with something we could leave behind.
01:07:49
It's not like I come in.
01:07:50
This is frightening all around.
01:07:52
Remember when I started?
01:07:54
I go to someone I think is.
01:07:57
I just want to see your smile.
01:07:59
I think you're half right.
01:08:00
I think it's supposed to turn someone on.
01:08:03
So I do, I do, I do I hear
01:08:06
I can't it, no, I can't be your cause.
01:08:09
Seriously, even women have to be like you, miss.
01:08:13
That's not real, right?
01:08:15
Right, I think, yeah,
01:08:16
they think they might be weirded out by it because it's just, real.
01:08:20
Yeah, that's that's, guy taking.
01:08:26
Is a good thing.
01:08:28
So that's the guy got to put guy.
01:08:32
He's got to put guy and Tang, right?
01:08:34
I mean, that's isn't that like,
01:08:38
wow, everything just worked out
01:08:40
is is getting
01:08:42
it's like I did I thought now doth protest too much video.
01:08:46
What's your name?
01:08:47
Big heavy dong. Why
01:08:50
unanimity.
01:08:51
Gay 80.
01:08:54
Here's the right band in the chair.
01:08:56
Every 15 minutes. Roughly. Anyway.
01:08:58
Yeah, I want to know. Gary.
01:09:00
Why exactly did you say these?
01:09:02
Look, African somehow?
01:09:04
Exactly.
01:09:05
That's concerns me.
01:09:07
Why these rules?
01:09:08
And, like racist little bro.
01:09:12
It's good timing to.
01:09:14
Those are Easter Island.
01:09:15
Those are not Olmec heads
01:09:18
speaking.
01:09:18
Oh they're not.
01:09:19
Oh, actually, I was I was half I was half listening.
01:09:27
Oh my God.
01:09:30
Welcome back to Montoya.
01:09:32
Green monkeys have proven themselves worthy.
01:09:34
Monkeys made it to the sound.
01:09:35
Earn the right to enter Amex Temple.
01:09:37
But before they get started, Olmec is going to give them.
01:09:39
Give them some information to help them retrieve that comment.
01:09:42
Embroidered battle.
01:09:43
Oh, I see what you're saying now. I'm sorry.
01:09:45
That's my.
01:09:46
That's my bad.
01:09:47
Good.
01:09:47
Start by running up the stairs so the crypts grab the book from the skeletons.
01:09:52
So you said will make heads.
01:09:54
So. Yeah, I get it now.
01:09:56
I see now the temple. They use the Olmec.
01:09:58
Yeah, it's a great fucking show, you know, like
01:10:02
you don't want to step to this.
01:10:05
It's the G4.
01:10:06
Give us a with for the West.
01:10:10
What if you say what's up? Oh, Juan.
01:10:13
What's up buddy? Every day.
01:10:16
And if your West is a bust of 313
01:10:19
will regulate a big thank you, my great Colorado.
01:10:24
So, brother, me tell you something.
01:10:27
Hold on a second.
01:10:28
Hold on a second,
01:10:30
hold on, hold on. For the latter.
01:10:33
How do I get that zone? There's that music. There it is.
01:10:35
That's on you, motherfucker.
01:10:36
Well, let me tell you something.
01:10:42
I can't talk over that.
01:10:43
Can I talk over that?
01:10:44
Hey, if that's your workplace, I'm going to need you to sign a waiver.
01:10:48
Yeah,
01:10:50
yeah, we have that waiver now.
01:10:51
Yeah? Yeah. You think I'm joking?
01:10:53
I'm not joking.
01:10:55
I'm looking for, logo.
01:10:56
So Dave's wife can write some letters. Oh,
01:11:01
trying to see if there's a logo of the business.
01:11:03
Great to see you brothers or sound.
01:11:05
You guys do? I'll be going out.
01:11:07
Great. Super good.
01:11:09
Not too busy at work, as you can obviously tell.
01:11:13
Right.
01:11:14
Also, you know, it's going to be like the monologue.
01:11:17
Didn't like the jokes.
01:11:21
I don't recall a single joke.
01:11:23
Nice tits.
01:11:24
Where do you want the block?
01:11:25
Right.
01:11:25
There we go.
01:11:29
Perfect.
01:11:30
Well, let me tell you something, brother.
01:11:32
What's the topic, brother? Topic?
01:11:35
Yep. Yeah. What is.
01:11:36
What is it? The clever.
01:11:39
Yeah. I thought it was pretty.
01:11:41
Right. What's the top there? One
01:11:43
good one.
01:11:45
I don't think we have anything to talk about.
01:11:46
What's the topic?
01:11:49
Just generic from nothing to.
01:11:51
Yeah, you're.
01:11:52
You're the only thing we've got going on because, I can't get you the,
01:11:57
the get coming together with the another record.
01:11:59
So. Yeah.
01:12:00
You're the kid. Don't worry.
01:12:01
I could give them you guys.
01:12:03
You guys are the highlight of my Monday.
01:12:05
So nice.
01:12:06
I think there was.
01:12:07
I think you're right that there was a stern,
01:12:12
no, no association with flag,
01:12:15
given to the kid by the powers that be at, Armada Row beer.
01:12:21
I tried to jump on that grenade form.
01:12:27
Like it was all my idea.
01:12:29
Butt plug.
01:12:30
I was, like, all my fault.
01:12:31
Like he had nothing to do with it.
01:12:35
He. Yeah, I tried saying that, but he had something to do with it.
01:12:39
You do it. I know video that says that you.
01:12:41
He's young and influential
01:12:44
or an influence of all I want.
01:12:46
Oh, I'm I'm all in in flatulent.
01:12:50
He is in for influential.
01:12:52
I'm thinking about starting to grow my hair out.
01:12:54
Yeah.
01:12:54
There you go.
01:12:55
Yeah, I would if I could find any.
01:13:01
Let's go.
01:13:01
So I do have a follow up to, our chicken attack segment.
01:13:07
Yeah.
01:13:10
It's not a chicken attack.
01:13:11
The brothers walking through the, the facility.
01:13:15
Yeah.
01:13:15
That's why I'm trying to fill this out as fast as I can.
01:13:18
So your legal name is Brother?
01:13:20
They put that? Yeah.
01:13:22
No, we'll we'll do that.
01:13:24
We'll do that later.
01:13:25
Dude, I better be myself.
01:13:27
Frees up chicken that,
01:13:32
take no chicken attack
01:13:35
chicks. A motherfucking gorilla attack.
01:13:37
Look at these sons of bitches.
01:13:39
Oh, yeah.
01:13:40
Look at these two motherfuckers.
01:13:42
Look at that.
01:13:43
It'll mess you up. Jenga!
01:13:44
Benson! No glass.
01:13:46
Right.
01:13:47
Hey, old arm.
01:13:49
He's like, come on, motherfucker, let's go.
01:13:52
That's a weird looking chicken. Looks like.
01:13:54
Yeah, yeah.
01:13:55
See, I just saw I know it's go motherfucker.
01:13:59
Hey. You know, thank you.
01:14:02
Come on.
01:14:02
If you ever go to a zoo and you want to attract them, you know how you do it.
01:14:06
You take your.
01:14:07
You take your phone and you put it on, selfie.
01:14:10
And you face it, and they'll see themselves
01:14:12
like it's in a mirror, and they'll come right up to you.
01:14:14
And just like, you can swear if your phone's recording,
01:14:18
you get the best close up shots you've ever seen.
01:14:21
Oh. Whoa.
01:14:23
They harmed each other, even for a second.
01:14:25
But if there was a human man.
01:14:28
Yeah, they're hit hard.
01:14:33
Isn't it like,
01:14:34
wow, isn't that punch like, 1,000 pounds instead of hundreds of pounds?
01:14:37
Right?
01:14:38
There's no way for that one stone.
01:14:41
No, no.
01:14:43
Oh, no.
01:14:44
Oh are they, are they, are they,
01:14:49
Yeah.
01:14:50
Please stop. Please reason with the gorilla.
01:14:53
Yeah.
01:14:54
Oh, no. They.
01:14:57
Why are they being so mean?
01:14:59
Why are they being so mean to that one female gorilla?
01:15:03
Oh, I they're trying to make.
01:15:06
Yeah, I figured that out, too.
01:15:09
What are you going to do, buddy?
01:15:13
What are you going to do?
01:15:15
Do? That gorilla is fucked.
01:15:18
Yeah, yeah,
01:15:21
I have to walk through those fucking things every day.
01:15:24
Every day, man, and I sometimes I will just wait.
01:15:27
There's like,
01:15:28
hundreds of them and I'm like, I guess I'm not going into work today.
01:15:31
Yeah, right.
01:15:33
The gorilla, one of the gorillas we just saw fighting one.
01:15:35
Nothing to do with the goose.
01:15:36
No, there was no surprise to me, man, that the geese are fucking assholes.
01:15:41
And then if they're not there, they're just green, slippery shit that y'all.
01:15:44
I mean, it's just miserable.
01:15:47
Brother made it
01:15:47
across the building and now it's snack time.
01:15:51
Everyone, I have to go check on Pip and my dog.
01:15:55
Okay, brother.
01:15:56
Are you are you willing, are you willing to get political at all?
01:15:58
The last time I spoke to you, it was a while.
01:16:01
We just want to.
01:16:02
Just want to move forward with your life.
01:16:04
Precisely. I'd rather be of the latter.
01:16:07
It'll only be four years.
01:16:08
It'll be over before you know it.
01:16:10
And then you'll realize how little
01:16:11
the president's power really influences your life.
01:16:14
Because you'll be just fine.
01:16:15
Little Joe Biden.
01:16:16
Yeah, I strongly agree with you, Ray.
01:16:20
Yeah, I agree with me too, Ryan.
01:16:21
I appreciate that.
01:16:22
So I do I do have something that I pulled from
01:16:29
Joe Rogan, but it's kind of long, but, and somehow that's what she's saying.
01:16:34
I don't know,
01:16:35
I don't know, but.
01:16:36
Yeah, it's I call him the Joe Rogan Experience or Flat Dragons Live.
01:16:40
I really don't watch podcasts. Wait, I got two more.
01:16:43
I want to stick with the animal attacks.
01:16:45
We can do that.
01:16:46
I like animals that should be back.
01:16:50
Oh, yeah.
01:16:51
That's funny.
01:16:52
Well.
01:16:54
So vicious.
01:16:55
Almost evil, almost evil animal.
01:16:58
This vicious animal. I look at your DNA.
01:17:02
Where is this thing coming?
01:17:03
Oh, oh. Oh, no. That's funny.
01:17:06
Was that a boss? Revenge from Trump?
01:17:08
This was pussy's grab.
01:17:09
This is when pussy grab back charging at me.
01:17:14
Oh. The dog was asking for it.
01:17:18
Yeah, yeah.
01:17:20
Come.
01:17:26
The cats way too.
01:17:26
This whole life for that moment to attack.
01:17:28
Oh, check them.
01:17:33
Don't dogs know that they could kick?
01:17:35
That does.
01:17:35
Don't gorillas know they could kick the Jesus ass?
01:17:38
No way. Yeah,
01:17:41
you know the reason?
01:17:42
That is because you hang on.
01:17:44
You know, that one was a female cat.
01:17:46
You know why?
01:17:48
Because she doesn't know what the fuck to do with those balls, right?
01:17:52
Okay, do don't poke it. Don't flick it.
01:17:54
Don't like it. Just be gentle. Go there. Leader game.
01:17:57
Don't stay there too long or a little loose.
01:17:59
Just the effect.
01:18:00
Keep the work more on the other part.
01:18:04
Wait.
01:18:05
I think I will.
01:18:07
Homeland.
01:18:09
Brother, have you seen the profile of this?
01:18:14
And that's.
01:18:15
That's my job. That's badass.
01:18:17
Yeah.
01:18:18
The other knife was the barracuda.
01:18:19
That's got to be the whale.
01:18:22
So I think I'll do it.
01:18:23
What do you call barracudas up there?
01:18:26
I just can't do you.
01:18:27
I don't have to be that.
01:18:28
You start with a piece, you start with a piece of metal.
01:18:32
Yes, a solid piece of metal.
01:18:34
Yes. Mondo steel. They gotta heat it up.
01:18:37
You don't. You don't have. You don't.
01:18:40
You don't stack it.
01:18:41
You don't have any layers. No, I'm going to.
01:18:43
I just need one of the two welders I know to stop by some time.
01:18:48
That's not forging action layer.
01:18:51
When you layer something that's making an alloy.
01:18:54
I it's Damascus,
01:18:57
but but, No, I want what other people
01:19:00
actually got off the show for doing exactly what you do.
01:19:04
I want to have three layer third, second, third season.
01:19:09
It's.
01:19:12
Like they caught.
01:19:13
They caught.
01:19:14
They caught them like forcing in the middle.
01:19:18
They said that wasn't considered.
01:19:19
He took a lawnmower blade, straighten out the end
01:19:22
and then kind of cut an angle on it and then just started making a sword.
01:19:24
Oh, but the blade was already an alloy or something.
01:19:27
And it was just he just took it for what it was and did next.
01:19:30
Forging have to be one type of metal.
01:19:32
Only then you can't use an alloy. I was unaware they said that you.
01:19:35
It was the process of
01:19:37
the hammering to make the I don't know, I forget with the actual
01:19:41
can you just start with a perfectly good knife
01:19:43
and then make it look like yours just by banging the hell out of it?
01:19:46
Well, it's a nightmare.
01:19:47
That's not going to be really a good night.
01:19:50
So you got it right? You got a metal to use it.
01:19:52
It's like pure cast iron with a lot of carbon content.
01:19:56
Yeah, it's going to be just like bending over your knee
01:19:59
and break it in half because of the brittleness factor.
01:20:02
Yeah, yeah.
01:20:03
So you got to use like, you know sometime maybe that aluminum, but,
01:20:08
a different, they use a lot of nickel.
01:20:12
Yeah.
01:20:13
How about tungsten and and, like,
01:20:16
like this was from a the leaf spring.
01:20:20
The leaf spring from a Ford F-350.
01:20:23
And it is so hard to move.
01:20:26
I mean, this is this represents hours of banging constantly.
01:20:30
Beat it up.
01:20:31
Sorry I'm not well enough.
01:20:32
Your your forge doesn't get hard enough.
01:20:35
It's it's it is a toy forge.
01:20:37
It's like a hobby grade.
01:20:40
So yeah. Mail order.
01:20:42
Haha.
01:20:43
It is. The softer it is, the easier
01:20:44
it is, the more pliable, easier it is to shape it.
01:20:47
Yeah, it's like, but this was real, real easy to work and twist.
01:20:51
But I screwed it up anyway.
01:20:53
But you should.
01:20:54
You practice with, like, gold and lead.
01:20:56
That'd be probably pretty soft, right?
01:20:58
Mean not to actually cut with when I were very riddle.
01:21:02
But if I could temper it in a kiln, which I do not possess,
01:21:07
then I could take some of the stress out of there
01:21:10
and it'll keep some of its hardness, but be softer.
01:21:12
Brady,
01:21:14
I know somebody that has three kilns.
01:21:16
You can use them whenever you want.
01:21:17
Oh no kidding.
01:21:18
You can also
01:21:19
you can also kind of I have no idea if you can use them whatever you want.
01:21:22
But he's a nice guy. You probably can.
01:21:24
And are kilns the same because I don't think he does knives.
01:21:26
I think he does like pottery and shit in them.
01:21:29
Yeah, I just need something to go to eight 900 degrees.
01:21:32
My husband doesn't do it.
01:21:34
It's a pottery kiln, so if it does, if it slowly cool.
01:21:39
If you allow it to slowly cool.
01:21:40
So if you have like, some or some bricks that are near the forge that you can put
01:21:45
and then wrap some type of,
01:21:46
heat resistant, you know, blanket or something on it and let it sit it.
01:21:50
If it slowly cools, it'll, it'll kind of
01:21:53
go back to, being more, more softer and retain more of its, original,
01:21:59
but when it comes to molecular molecular structure.
01:22:02
Yeah, I do, I do like
01:22:06
the heat treatment is just bring it up to the forefront
01:22:10
and, dip it in the, the room temperature, punch oil, you know,
01:22:15
you can temperature, you can get a propane torch and, like, just.
01:22:19
And heaters.
01:22:20
Yeah. Yeah, that's called blue backing.
01:22:22
Sure.
01:22:26
What, do the torch.
01:22:29
Yeah, I know I seem a little bit cocky to me.
01:22:32
Well, the the idea is you put this, like, you wrap this.
01:22:37
I know what the idea is with water on it, and you just heat up the edge,
01:22:41
and that's called an edge quench.
01:22:45
I learned it all from the show.
01:22:46
You know who the center judges on the show?
01:22:50
I sent you guys a picture of Dave Baker.
01:22:54
Did you send it to the right one?
01:22:55
I could post it.
01:22:56
No, I did not, I you know what?
01:22:58
As a producer, I apologize.
01:23:00
I'm pitching the whole show, but I'm a little tiresome.
01:23:03
I'm ranting.
01:23:06
That's all right.
01:23:06
You saw me play broccoli,
01:23:09
I was.
01:23:10
Are we ready for broccoli?
01:23:12
No. We've got our guest.
01:23:13
We should use our guest. Right? Yeah.
01:23:15
I paused our videos, man.
01:23:17
I paused our videos.
01:23:18
I mean, really lengthy segment that goes into consciousness.
01:23:21
That's like my main,
01:23:24
that's that's the Rogan.
01:23:25
You know what I enjoyed a couple weeks ago, you brought up, his answers
01:23:29
to, to arguments for theism.
01:23:32
I loved that, and it was it was just like, God, I know, professional,
01:23:37
but I do find that.
01:23:39
But I love to test my my epistemology and see if I can.
01:23:44
I can handle, you know, the, the logical fallacy.
01:23:48
And, I and point out, you know, what's wrong with the arguments.
01:23:52
I mean, I'm not I'm not good at it, but I'm not going to get any better
01:23:57
if I don't try it.
01:23:57
Brady, we're fucked with AI.
01:24:00
China just released deepfake.
01:24:01
If you noticed, our stock market crashed.
01:24:03
It was so bad.
01:24:04
Yeah, we've been milking our tech firms milk, everyone.
01:24:08
It's like, oh, we can do something.
01:24:09
And then they have this little secret and secret algorithm or secret way
01:24:12
to make things a little more compressed or a little faster.
01:24:14
And they just sell, sell, sell, sell.
01:24:16
Then China finally comes in and goes,
01:24:17
you guys have been costing how many billions of dollars?
01:24:21
I think the last quote was like $9 billion for one of the top four.
01:24:24
I don't know if it was ChatGPT or AI or one of the ones they're doing there.
01:24:29
I forgot the name of it. Now if I just said it already.
01:24:31
Enough deep something for like $5 million, bro.
01:24:37
They created
01:24:38
an AI that is equal or blowing them away on all levels
01:24:41
for $5 million, and everybody is immediately switching to it.
01:24:44
I almost created an account, but I have a hard time
01:24:47
creating an account with, you know, China.
01:24:50
But it does everything.
01:24:52
There's a chart.
01:24:53
I was going to bring it up, but it's too boring for the show.
01:24:54
But there's a chart that matches every test and it beat
01:24:59
almost everything, especially in math, of course, you know, because Asians.
01:25:04
Yeah, math.
01:25:05
China is ahead of us now.
01:25:07
Yeah, yeah.
01:25:08
But I mean, but being ahead of us in AI, I think.
01:25:11
And then this frequency.
01:25:12
Oh man.
01:25:13
More boring stuff.
01:25:14
But there's a frequency that started broadcasting
01:25:16
and they think it's from Cuba.
01:25:18
And it's like, I'll show you a picture.
01:25:20
I'll have to pull it up later. The just the regular bandwidth.
01:25:22
Without getting into too much
01:25:23
radio waves and stuff, it can cover and block everything at once.
01:25:27
Oh no, the entire country block it all.
01:25:30
And it's up and active right now
01:25:31
with a bunch of ham radio operators that have these monitors are seeing it.
01:25:35
There's a live channel right now that's monitoring it.
01:25:37
It goes on all day.
01:25:39
They're like changing and rotating frequencies and doing all these tests.
01:25:43
What? No, that's what I was doing.
01:25:44
It sounds like there's a lot of work going on there,
01:25:46
which is fine because it is a place to work.
01:25:48
So you're fine with that?
01:25:49
It was a case of, you know, the people going to one.
01:25:53
So I just there's a lot of weird shit that happened today.
01:25:56
Crazy weird shit.
01:25:57
This this signal they think is coming from something as large as harp.
01:26:00
If you know what harp is, HAARP, it's this array.
01:26:04
They have it in Alaska that can heat up, not a sphere.
01:26:07
I'm almost old enough to be in a member.
01:26:13
Jesus.
01:26:15
Fuck you.
01:26:15
You are old enough, right?
01:26:18
Yeah. You sure you're not old enough already?
01:26:20
I know you're old enough up on your goal.
01:26:22
Yeah, you're. You're old enough by a year.
01:26:24
I hate to break it to you.
01:26:26
I assure you, though, you get absolutely no benefits nowadays.
01:26:29
But it costs like 60 bucks a year.
01:26:32
And you don't.
01:26:32
You won't even make that up with your barely 1%.
01:26:35
Nobody gets discounts much anymore.
01:26:37
The travel's all gone.
01:26:39
You'd be better off getting a triple AA account.
01:26:41
You get more discounts with that shit than you do with your AARP.
01:26:44
Oh, okay.
01:26:46
Yeah. But, Oh.
01:26:48
Right. Okay. Yeah, yeah.
01:26:50
Bonanza. Yeah, yeah.
01:26:51
Once you're 50 or even have a little bit of gray,
01:26:53
they'll give you a whole steak dinner.
01:26:55
All you can eat, drink free ten bucks County bonanza.
01:27:00
It's awful.
01:27:01
There's one in Mount Pleasant, right in the middle of Michigan.
01:27:04
Not quite up north, not quite up north.
01:27:08
Well, yeah, I guess that's what we're up north starts.
01:27:09
No, it's not,
01:27:11
it's the.
01:27:11
I'm arguing with myself now.
01:27:12
We're up north.
01:27:13
Is no good.
01:27:16
Now, this is a very high standard,
01:27:19
but I have the best bowling alley pizza
01:27:22
at summit Lanes in Romeo, Michigan.
01:27:26
A little plug for Soviet lanes.
01:27:28
Romeo, Michigan.
01:27:29
I have to ask you to clarify.
01:27:30
You had the best pizza at a bowling alley, or you had the best.
01:27:32
No pizza. Best bowling alley pizza.
01:27:36
I don't know what the know.
01:27:37
It's not a very high standard,
01:27:38
but honestly, that was pretty good pizza for a bowling alley.
01:27:42
Why would you be dishonest about it?
01:27:45
Well, I could just lie.
01:27:47
If I take stock in some IT lanes.
01:27:50
Yeah, right.
01:27:51
What's the what's your one bite review?
01:27:52
What did you give it out out of ten?
01:27:55
I'll give it an eight. Ten?
01:27:58
An eight. Wow. Dude.
01:28:00
They've never.
01:28:00
I think they've given up three eights the entire country
01:28:05
is. Yes.
01:28:06
Right. Romeo, Romeo. Bowling alley. What?
01:28:08
What? Romeo? Yeah. Romeo, Michigan.
01:28:11
There's only one bowling alley in Romeo.
01:28:14
That's the one.
01:28:15
And I'll tell you one, one anything.
01:28:17
Two pizzas came with.
01:28:18
You know, if you take the if you pay for the package deal
01:28:22
for each lane, you get a pizza.
01:28:28
Okay.
01:28:29
You sure? You sure?
01:28:30
It's not like Washington to a lot of things in Romeo aren't even.
01:28:33
Oh, wait, the bowling alley definitely is.
01:28:34
Yeah, yeah it is. It is.
01:28:37
It's like a 32 mile, maybe 31 mile.
01:28:43
And oh my gosh, it's so windy.
01:28:44
I just heard something knock on the
01:28:46
the wall under the branches falling off the screens.
01:28:50
Yeah. Bridge.
01:28:51
Bridge was closed today. Mackinac bridge was closed today.
01:28:53
Do you think it was a wind 40 mile an hour?
01:28:55
Gusts wasn't close from wind.
01:28:58
Oh, it warm.
01:28:59
It warmed up enough.
01:28:59
There was like shards of ice falling.
01:29:02
Oh, falling ice.
01:29:03
Yeah. It's not bad out here today.
01:29:06
I think I'll stay out here for the show,
01:29:09
which is too bad, because we got a new poster.
01:29:12
Janis Joplin's hanging behind me and the the the wood panel room.
01:29:17
Maybe we should give them a call.
01:29:19
Oh, it's an old school, like 1976.
01:29:23
Yeah. The Monday.
01:29:24
I don't think they're open at 1130. Do you think they are?
01:29:26
Do they have a bar that we can check there?
01:29:28
Oh, they do have a bar.
01:29:31
Yeah.
01:29:33
I had, I had a few pops while I was there.
01:29:39
I'm telling you, tap into the Summit Entertainment Center in Romeo.
01:29:42
It's not even called the Royal Summit Entertainment Center.
01:29:45
Yeah, that's the one at 66600 Van Vandyke.
01:29:51
The shoes run a little small, so you might want to go,
01:29:54
like, a size or size or just a half size larger than you normally get.
01:29:58
I'm normally 12.5, and they were a little snug,
01:30:01
so I could really choose that.
01:30:03
That's what you're having.
01:30:04
The Wendy's in the McDonald's, right by Main Street department, so.
01:30:07
Correct? Yes. Right.
01:30:09
You got one on both ways.
01:30:11
So you you wear those. You got it.
01:30:13
I'm so concerned.
01:30:15
You got to have your own shoes.
01:30:16
They're like, why have my own bowling shoes?
01:30:20
Peter I all right.
01:30:22
If that if that's an honest question because your feet aren't growing anymore.
01:30:26
They're like 19 bucks for a decent pair.
01:30:28
Probably a hundred bucks for a really good pair.
01:30:30
Probably a thousand bucks for, like, the top of the line.
01:30:31
But I'll spend a few dollars
01:30:35
and make I mean, that'll actually be cheaper,
01:30:39
because I remember last time I was like dollar bowling.
01:30:43
Really?
01:30:43
Because last time I went it was like a dollar.
01:30:44
And they're like, your shoes are for 25 for 50.
01:30:47
Yeah, for 2450.
01:30:49
So yeah.
01:30:50
So and then I'm not even getting into the fact that you're sharing shoes
01:30:55
I know, I know it's filthy, but they don't like spray their stuff in there.
01:30:59
It's perfect.
01:31:00
Oh okay.
01:31:01
So not only do you have filth, but you got that right.
01:31:03
Oh you're right.
01:31:07
Even if it
01:31:08
kills every piece of bacteria, that's not the only thing I'm worried about.
01:31:12
I bet you're bowling.
01:31:13
But if ever I do the movies,
01:31:16
when you get to the counter, you tell them that you have your own shoes.
01:31:20
If they ask you where they are, tell them that you you set them down over there.
01:31:24
If they need to see them, just be like, all right, you got me.
01:31:28
Get the shoes. They don't care that much.
01:31:31
And just don't worry when you.
01:31:33
Yeah, just don't wear them.
01:31:34
Yeah, that's what I do.
01:31:37
I think Brady's idea is a lot better.
01:31:40
I don't like dishonesty a whole lot.
01:31:45
Dude, the tone of that machine, the key is going up
01:31:49
is the almost the exact beating beginning of the Unforgiven.
01:31:53
Okay, Roman.
01:31:54
Slip. Brady. Somebody said, well, this.
01:31:58
Oh, is
01:32:00
this.
01:32:02
Don't pause it again.
01:32:04
Don't pause it.
01:32:07
It's it's not the same note, but it's the same freaking.
01:32:09
Oh did he stop? That's not fun. Can you. Yeah.
01:32:12
You did you tell him he's on a show and have him do it again?
01:32:14
Yeah. No, don't do that.
01:32:15
We do not want to engage with anyone at your workplace. We don't.
01:32:18
You know, I've.
01:32:19
I've learned from past experiences. You don't want to.
01:32:22
I have a question.
01:32:23
Did you say your dog was there at work with you?
01:32:25
That is.
01:32:27
That is is there is he person in the building?
01:32:30
Oh. He's warm.
01:32:32
Yeah.
01:32:33
It's Pippen.
01:32:34
I got. You're in the building.
01:32:36
That's cool. Isn't a good dog.
01:32:39
Yeah, good.
01:32:40
He's not allowed on the couch, but he can sit on my lap
01:32:43
if you have.
01:32:46
Sarah, I'm fascinated by that humming.
01:32:48
I like it very loud.
01:32:50
No, no, it's not interfering at all. I just, I keep here, I'm like,
01:32:52
why does The Unforgiven keep starting and not start?
01:32:55
I'm waiting for Tom big time, and it never happens.
01:32:59
The musician in me is like, it's like an itch.
01:33:02
If you ever have a it's like pump redundant.
01:33:05
And then just stopping, you're like, don't, don't you know, it's OCD.
01:33:11
But we do have another musical feature today.
01:33:14
It's a, it's not even a mash up.
01:33:17
It's, chicken attack, but it's kind of like,
01:33:20
one of our mash ups gone hopelessly wrong.
01:33:24
Like when our mash ups go bad, it's like this Japanese metal band,
01:33:29
and the music doesn't match the song, and he's trying to yodel with it.
01:33:33
But this, this growl singer, Japanese style is trying to sing with it.
01:33:38
And it is. Yeah.
01:33:39
And it looks like this role.
01:33:42
This is so majestic, though. This is so like
01:33:45
it. It's looking down.
01:33:46
Son of a bitch.
01:33:47
He gets the wind. Yeah.
01:33:48
Smoke treatment.
01:33:49
He plays like two times a year.
01:33:51
My rhythm plays on like two times a year.
01:33:54
I bring it to the end of your lungs.
01:33:57
This is known by my dad.
01:33:59
Thank you.
01:34:01
But do you think he accidentally yodels,
01:34:02
like, even at the drive through these guys?
01:34:05
I bet he does.
01:34:06
But here's the band ruining it.
01:34:10
But it's pretty still pretty good.
01:34:14
Oh, wow.
01:34:16
It's definitely progressive.
01:34:17
And I love how much you can count
01:34:21
on, like, I can't go.
01:34:25
I think, like I said, your accent, it's.
01:34:29
Yeah, it's it's almost like throat singing,
01:34:32
you know, I got
01:34:35
you you this game.
01:34:37
Oh hey you and making this game.
01:34:42
Oh. How are you guys?
01:34:46
I don't know that. You guys.
01:34:48
Oh my my
01:34:52
I'm. And
01:34:54
by your be right behind my curve.
01:34:58
Yeah, yeah.
01:35:01
I'll be right back.
01:35:02
I have to go find a new jacket.
01:35:04
What's your passion? Fire.
01:35:06
Hey, look at that.
01:35:08
I got all right to kick it all.
01:35:11
Time to go.
01:35:15
No, no, it's not.
01:35:20
That sucks. It's pouring rain.
01:35:22
You understand?
01:35:24
Oh, I just I want to be a part of your day.
01:35:27
Of course.
01:35:28
I shot on Monday.
01:35:30
I gave you this. Check out.
01:35:32
I didn't I haven't seen that.
01:35:34
Nice beginning.
01:35:36
Like I saw the beginning and I stopped because I try to be fresh
01:35:40
right from the get go.
01:35:44
Last week, you go,
01:35:46
oh my God,
01:35:50
oh my God.
01:35:53
Oh he's cheating.
01:35:57
But that's cheating.
01:35:57
That's not a blast group. That's just because you get together.
01:36:01
Oh the drummer.
01:36:03
Oh it's called a polyfill.
01:36:05
Right left right left right left right left over.
01:36:10
Right.
01:36:15
Oh I think the yodel is a little better than the band, but that was.
01:36:19
Yeah. Yeah, it was. Okay. Good.
01:36:23
Go chicken to the band was like our part
01:36:26
of the mash up, but, he was definitely the star.
01:36:30
I don't know, I, I wasn't as impressed the first time through.
01:36:32
I like it this time.
01:36:34
Now that I'm used to it.
01:36:37
So I'm glad I washed it first.
01:36:39
This isn't my, like, raw, original reaction.
01:36:43
This is, filtered.
01:36:46
I want to see an adopted, drug dog.
01:36:49
Yeah, I want to see the adopted.
01:36:50
No dying.
01:36:55
Right.
01:36:56
All right.
01:36:56
Shopping list. Bread, milk. Pasta, eggs.
01:37:00
My, Cocaine. Just kidding.
01:37:03
You know, so, Okay.
01:37:06
Crap. Good. No.
01:37:10
Yes. I need to tell you something,
01:37:12
but you got to come here so I can my spaghetti with the dog.
01:37:16
You look like a potato.
01:37:18
If you had, you, you know, say I will, baby,
01:37:22
I you said no, no, I'm
01:37:26
a good boy.
01:37:27
You sure about the neighbor?
01:37:28
Sugar dog's pregnant.
01:37:31
She's going to have nine puppies.
01:37:33
No. Anything about that, buddy
01:37:35
boy? Okay. Oh, clink.
01:37:37
If you want some chicken.
01:37:39
It was okay. Oh.
01:37:40
How did you call me? Rich? Yeah.
01:37:42
Why am I walking you or you walking me
01:37:47
corgi?
01:37:48
Oh, you leave me alone.
01:37:50
All right?
01:37:51
Leave me alone.
01:37:53
Leave me alone.
01:37:53
All right, let me run all the way.
01:37:57
Oh, for some.
01:38:00
Okay. I'm going to take.
01:38:01
It's true. I adopted you.
01:38:04
I'm sorry.
01:38:05
That's the truth.
01:38:06
Oh, sinister. They love you.
01:38:09
I love you. Oh, that's pretty good.
01:38:12
I do not know of growth.
01:38:14
Dogs are talking, man. Yeah. My dog.
01:38:17
My dog is silent.
01:38:18
But that means your my dogs remarks.
01:38:22
That's how I want them.
01:38:23
Yeah. Pippen rocks.
01:38:25
Thank you. Yeah. He does. He's a great dog.
01:38:28
I'm very happy with him.
01:38:32
What the dog doing?
01:38:33
Not even not even six months out.
01:38:34
He's potty trained.
01:38:37
He's on my same nightshift schedule.
01:38:40
Yeah, he's doing great.
01:38:43
He's out there sleeping.
01:38:45
He asleep? I'm busy.
01:38:48
I'm on my breaks. Take him outside. We go for a walk.
01:38:51
He goes right back in the car.
01:38:53
Nice.
01:38:55
Yeah.
01:38:55
At least he's not cooped up at home for, you know, ten hours.
01:38:58
That would be abuse. I think.
01:39:01
Yeah, either in his cage or, like, in the bathroom.
01:39:04
Like somebody suggested beer.
01:39:05
A word for that, man.
01:39:07
I didn't I didn't get him to, like, we room at home.
01:39:09
I want him with me.
01:39:11
Yeah. My dogs are getting spoiled.
01:39:12
They get to go outside every 15 minutes around the clock.
01:39:17
Yeah.
01:39:17
When I get home at like, 330, 430
01:39:20
after I, like, get my couple beers, get something to eat, we go outside, man.
01:39:23
That's when he gets his exercise.
01:39:24
We go outside for like a good hour.
01:39:26
He runs around, then we, like, go to sleep.
01:39:29
Sleep right next to me on the floor.
01:39:31
Nice.
01:39:32
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:39:35
So all is good in that aspect.
01:39:38
Yeah.
01:39:38
My dogs have a good life.
01:39:42
Well, I appreciate you,
01:39:45
showing up for your break, man.
01:39:47
I appreciate it, you guys. I'm going to listen to the rest of the show.
01:39:50
Thanks to the kid.
01:39:51
I'll talk to you.
01:39:51
Thanks.
01:39:52
The kid rock.
01:39:53
Brother there. Well,
01:39:55
good seeing you.
01:39:57
That was awesome.
01:39:59
That was our guest today.
01:40:01
Have a good night.
01:40:02
Talk to you, buddy.
01:40:06
If you know,
01:40:07
like I know you don't want to step to this.
01:40:11
There has not been the gene for the loss of doubt for the game.
01:40:15
The West.
01:40:20
Is trying just to maintain.
01:40:25
What is this?
01:40:27
No. See.
01:40:28
What is this?
01:40:31
Yeah.
01:40:31
Brock, changed his gender.
01:40:35
You know what I mean? Okay.
01:40:36
Can he stay in the NBA or.
01:40:40
Because he's a woman,
01:40:42
does he have to go to the WNBA
01:40:45
where he will score 840 points a game?
01:40:53
What does it actually mean to be equal?
01:40:56
You know what I mean?
01:40:57
Equal like women are actually equal to men.
01:41:00
Then it would be no WNBA with their
01:41:04
you would just be good enough to play in the NBA with us.
01:41:09
Or here's another idea that's going to be very controversial.
01:41:12
You could shut the fuck up.
01:41:19
I don't see how that's controversial.
01:41:24
Yeah.
01:41:24
It's, as in the as far as the federal government's
01:41:28
concerned as of this week in another EO.
01:41:31
Yeah, there are only only two genders.
01:41:33
Yeah. Oh,
01:41:35
yeah.
01:41:36
That's that's just a fact.
01:41:39
Whether I agree with them or not, I don't think a president should have iOS
01:41:43
E-i-e-i-o. Is there any of those?
01:41:45
They sound the farmers do
01:41:48
they sound more like they're dictating orders?
01:41:50
They're literally called orders from an executive.
01:41:53
And I understand it's supposed to be a checks and balance.
01:41:56
I get that just like a veto, I get it.
01:41:58
Yeah, but just because it's a safe mechanism put in place for checks
01:42:02
and balances doesn't mean that it's okay to abuse it.
01:42:05
And I'm not saying that he is abusing it with yours, but
01:42:08
I just it
01:42:09
seems like they just throw him out there like a deck of cards, like 52 pickup
01:42:13
and whatever's unconstitutional, it's up to us to filter it
01:42:16
out and get rid of them.
01:42:18
It seems like a waste of time if you if you know
01:42:20
that it's going to be challenged and not unconstitutional,
01:42:24
you shouldn't make the order.
01:42:27
Otherwise, it ends up looking like this.
01:42:29
When you, you know, proposed.
01:42:36
And I thought, oh yeah, there it is.
01:42:41
Oh is this this laughing.
01:42:42
No, this is the one you just said.
01:42:43
Oh yeah.
01:42:44
But there's a slap.
01:42:45
Yeah.
01:42:49
The dancing is hilarious.
01:42:52
Oh, let it go, let it go.
01:42:57
Can't hold it back.
01:42:59
Okay, here comes the slap.
01:43:01
Oh, there it is.
01:43:03
Got this feeling down deep in the soul that I just came.
01:43:09
Yes, I'm on my.
01:43:14
And now I think I've still got you.
01:43:16
Dance is one more time. What?
01:43:19
Oh, Cinco Cinco Cinco.
01:43:24
Oh. The phrase.
01:43:26
Shall we, shall we, shall we, shall we?
01:43:29
I'm sexy and I know it.
01:43:32
Oh, is this the right hand man?
01:43:35
I don't know, baby.
01:43:36
Move it baby. Look at stuff.
01:43:38
It's, video that said, the.
01:43:42
How much does this cost rise.
01:43:45
Fuck you up.
01:43:46
How much time is this time?
01:43:48
Oh, friend.
01:43:51
I've come to talk with you.
01:43:53
It's kind of funny because you get hit so hard all the time.
01:43:57
Right there.
01:44:00
I think so.
01:44:03
I got broccoli line and I've been in the chair.
01:44:06
Yeah.
01:44:06
Every 15 minutes roughly. Anyway.
01:44:07
Yeah. Where's the broccoli
01:44:10
now? I'm probably gonna hit the wrong one
01:44:12
because there's two and I always hit the wrong one.
01:44:14
I shouldn't ever watch
01:44:18
baby grow me.
01:44:19
Please, please fix me.
01:44:22
Hasn't death always?
01:44:24
Please, please.
01:44:26
Here it is.
01:44:27
Hash.
01:44:27
And please, please please pray.
01:44:31
Oh, oh.
01:44:33
Here's the clip.
01:44:35
That's my broccoli videos.
01:44:37
It's the stuff that's on your plate.
01:44:39
You know I love I love they say coffee.
01:44:43
But if you're being honest, it's not what your heart desires.
01:44:46
Today's piece of broccoli is love. Broccoli.
01:44:49
Every day we're inching closer to a new ice age in Europe.
01:44:53
Oranges love.
01:44:55
Appreciation. What's keeping us warm?
01:44:57
There are no multiple lines of any evidence
01:45:01
saying that this is closer than we expected to.
01:45:04
What's like a big piece?
01:45:05
I'm talking about the Atlantic Meridional Overturning Circulation.
01:45:08
We all knew that for sure.
01:45:09
Yeah, that's the current in the Atlantic, actually,
01:45:12
all the way that supports warm waters from the equator towards the poles.
01:45:16
No, those are air.
01:45:16
Keeps the water in the north starts to warm when you think of sperm.
01:45:21
Looks like it's all round.
01:45:22
The major reason why temperatures in middle and northern Europe are mild.
01:45:27
If the Amoc were to stop, temperatures
01:45:30
in this part of the world would significantly drop up to five or,
01:45:35
certainly not that much of the world, in case you quite like the idea.
01:45:40
But my mouth is a little unsympathetic.
01:45:42
It's not a soul.
01:45:44
No? Well, yes.
01:45:45
Global issues and invitation patterns.
01:45:47
We worry about other things to higher temperatures near the equator.
01:45:51
We just had the coldest
01:45:54
month or week or.
01:45:56
Oh, last week was really brutal.
01:46:00
And more rain in Australia.
01:46:02
Probably because no one really knows what would happen.
01:46:06
What we do know is not a lot of plants and animals
01:46:10
would suddenly find themselves in the wrong climate zones.
01:46:14
How high is the risk when?
01:46:17
Well, I was reporting on the matter, the IPCC started.
01:46:22
The Amoc will very likely weaken
01:46:24
over the 21st century with high confidence,
01:46:28
although a collapse is very unlikely with me, confidence.
01:46:32
I don't know what that means either, but I believe it means
01:46:35
the average probability for the collapse of small, say, 10%.
01:46:40
But it has a large 10% is not something between 0 and 50%.
01:46:45
I would like to have 10% of your body
01:46:47
on fire down numbers rather than this, salad in any case.
01:46:51
Yeah, that was in 2019 context.
01:46:53
Since then, evidence has
01:46:56
not happened as well.
01:46:57
The text, one piece of evidence comes from a 2023 people
01:47:02
that looked at temperature fluctuations in the Atlantic Ocean.
01:47:06
The odds are if the amok gets closer to collapsing, deviations
01:47:11
from the average temperature
01:47:13
get more extreme, and they show correlations between.
01:47:17
This is the general behavior of systems near a critical point,
01:47:20
which has also been observed, for example, in stock markets close to a crash
01:47:25
or in both the Einstein condensates near the critical temperature
01:47:29
along the way, she says, it's estimating stuff.
01:47:31
In any case, the authors find that the Amoc
01:47:35
is getting nearer to its critical point.
01:47:38
And they asked me the collapse of the Amoc to occur around mid-century.
01:47:44
Under the current scenario, future emissions.
01:47:47
So the evidence is to check whether the conditions
01:47:50
for a healthy Amoc are fulfilled.
01:47:53
Spoiler alert they aren't the Amoc only works if you're in a healthy water.
01:47:58
The anarchistic heater has a high enough salt content.
01:48:01
If the soil content is too low, the water is like the cold
01:48:05
down and close the Amoc circulation.
01:48:09
But most of the ice in the Arctic and Greenland came from rain or snow.
01:48:14
It's freshwater.
01:48:16
Now that it's melting, it dilutes the salt content of the water.
01:48:21
That makes the amok less efficient.
01:48:23
The sword content of the water is measurable.
01:48:26
And so no, it's not.
01:48:28
So last year I saw the climate models
01:48:32
which the IPCC is used for its risk assessment of the more collapse.
01:48:38
Don't take this into account properly.
01:48:40
And finally, you assessment of the collapse prediction stops,
01:48:45
I have to warn you, has not yet been peer reviewed.
01:48:49
Found that quote, the circulation collapses in all
01:48:53
IPCC class climate models, in the high emission scenarios
01:48:57
and even in some moderate and low scenarios.
01:49:00
Despite the neglect of increase environment meltwater influx.
01:49:04
In most cases, the collapse is initiated by a breakdown
01:49:08
of deep convection already early in this century.
01:49:11
We conclude that the collapse of the Amoc can't be considered
01:49:15
a low probability event anymore.
01:49:17
Oh yeah, that would happen if the Amoc shuts down.
01:49:21
It it moved the flow of warm water and warm air further south.
01:49:26
This would mean more cold air in middle
01:49:28
and northern Europe and heat waves in Scotland.
01:49:32
No, just the consequences would need decades to play out.
01:49:36
But the models predict that temperatures in northern Europe
01:49:40
just look to drop as much as four degrees on average.
01:49:43
Somewhat coincidentally, Germany is about in a range where the temperature
01:49:48
drop from the amok collapse might just about average out,
01:49:52
with the expected 3 to 5 degree increase from climate change.
01:49:58
However, this is just the average we probably get more cold and heat extremes.
01:50:05
It doesn't average out, just like if you get punched in the head
01:50:09
from both sides at once, that doesn't average out to no punch.
01:50:13
What all this means is Europe is inching closer
01:50:16
to a new ice age, with every corner coming up.
01:50:20
Yep yep yep. You like that?
01:50:24
Yeah.
01:50:25
If you and you get beat, the more that is.
01:50:28
And do you understand?
01:50:32
So I thought we pop into the air.
01:50:35
Yes. I'm taking some creative freedom with the word ice age,
01:50:39
which is normally used to refer to a global event and not a regional one.
01:50:44
But I think it's just correction.
01:50:46
And also, you see, it's
01:50:47
always good to give other people an opportunity to complain.
01:50:51
It can't. Are we going to try and slow it?
01:50:53
If you're not a fan of Mercury but enjoy something more
01:50:56
tasty, I love it, I love it.
01:50:59
Actually, it kind of reminds me of one of my
01:51:02
first vocabulary terms was Asperger.
01:51:05
When this was before we had 2500 weekly views on Rumble,
01:51:09
I, I was talking about that very thing, the circulation of the water
01:51:14
in the oceans, and I introduced the term spur drops,
01:51:19
which is just a new enormous amount of water flowing through the oceans
01:51:23
that keeps our climate from crashing one way or the other.
01:51:28
And just by the circulation, the flow.
01:51:30
It's basically the like the ventilation for the, the weather on planet Earth.
01:51:37
And if that ever halts, we are in big trouble.
01:51:40
You should have, a safety word.
01:51:43
And that's. Yeah, swim safety words further up.
01:51:45
That is.
01:51:46
Yeah, that's my safety or rather what I.
01:51:49
Oh, there's no other time. I would say that.
01:51:51
No, no. Twitter.
01:51:55
I do
01:51:55
have some, as we approach the two hour mark, I've got some,
01:51:59
closing thoughts on the topic, which was, topic was closed and that was a topic.
01:52:05
Yeah.
01:52:06
Which was topic.
01:52:10
We still got to go.
01:52:12
So yeah, I know what did he say?
01:52:18
But I just wanted to get to,
01:52:22
to this.
01:52:27
Ask fledge.
01:52:33
My daughter is 40 years old and a lousy conversationalist.
01:52:37
She will answer questions, but her conversation
01:52:39
always turns to herself and her narrow, specific interests.
01:52:42
She never asks me or others about ourselves.
01:52:45
And when she starts talking about herself, there is no stopping her.
01:52:48
She seems to need to dominate every conversation.
01:52:51
She has always been this way, and I think it's partly because she's anxious.
01:52:54
She was bullied as a child and that come
01:52:57
then that and I think that contributes as well.
01:53:01
When she was little, her dad and I talked about it,
01:53:04
but he's very hands off and didn't want to address it.
01:53:07
Because of that, her style never changed,
01:53:09
and I now think I made we made a mistake.
01:53:13
Can you suggest a way I can help her even now to become better at conversation?
01:53:17
Sound smooth talker.
01:53:18
And I don't take no orders from the woman. By the way, smooth talker.
01:53:21
No, you're not going to help. Someone's become better.
01:53:24
I've tried to make everyone around me better person by being a prick,
01:53:28
and, I've.
01:53:29
I've had,
01:53:31
less than, what you would call,
01:53:34
successful, outcomes.
01:53:37
I, I'm the worst person to, to ask
01:53:41
for any type of advice on how to improve the people around me.
01:53:46
But everyone's favorite topic is themselves
01:53:50
is that.
01:53:51
I don't think I said that right.
01:53:54
I don't know, I was too busy thinking about me.
01:53:56
I think it was a good contribute.
01:53:58
Sinn.
01:54:01
It's point me not.
01:54:06
Now I forget what my closing statements were anyway.
01:54:09
Whatever.
01:54:10
I was going to write it down or whatever.
01:54:12
So this is what happens when you really listen to these lyrics as an adult.
01:54:18
Oh my little pretty one.
01:54:20
Pretty.
01:54:21
Well, when you go to give me some time to know who you love
01:54:26
but me, we're gonna go done for the night.
01:54:30
You're gonna have to stop me.
01:54:32
Give it such a dirty.
01:54:34
But I will get it I will.
01:54:36
Then I'll be on the dark.
01:54:38
Bye bye. Yeah.
01:54:41
You realize. Wait a minute. I use your honor
01:54:45
watching.
01:54:51
In other words, what did he say?
01:54:56
What did he say?
01:54:58
Something about little young.
01:55:01
I don't want to say it.
01:55:03
Yeah.
01:55:05
Something about the touch of the younger one. The.
01:55:07
Yeah, I saw the lyrics.
01:55:09
Pleasure, then. Always happiness.
01:55:11
Purest pleasure.
01:55:13
What's she saying?
01:55:15
Whatever.
01:55:15
Oh, I had or what did he say? And what did she say?
01:55:18
Excuse me.
01:55:19
Look, to become the first team to ever win three straight Super Bowls
01:55:24
as the Kansas City Kansas City Chiefs.
01:55:27
Excuse me?
01:55:28
They look to become the first team to ever win three straight Super Bowls
01:55:33
as the Kansas shit Kansas City Chiefs.
01:55:36
Excuse me.
01:55:38
Became the first team to ever win three straight
01:55:41
Super Bowls as the
01:55:44
I mean what about what they've only.
01:55:46
Oh, this may be where we eat my pie.
01:55:50
Oh yeah.
01:55:50
How much is this little.
01:55:52
It's our favorite I hate you say
01:55:56
bye bye bye iPhone and then make me cry. Cry.
01:55:59
You want to buy?
01:56:01
Buy me.
01:56:02
You want to buy? Buy me. Yeah.
01:56:05
You and me.
01:56:08
Buy me for you.
01:56:10
So you saying you might buy me?
01:56:14
What do you say is right on $1.
01:56:18
Send your mouth.
01:56:20
They say window.
01:56:21
Give me on.
01:56:23
If you. You give me all you feel for.
01:56:27
You feel that you already feel the honey free on me.
01:56:30
Feel you, feel you say yeah you. Oh my God.
01:56:34
This is the perfect segue.
01:56:36
Finally.
01:56:37
Hey you all.
01:56:38
I don't want to them know about this day.
01:56:42
You did send.
01:56:43
Oh give me oh that's okay.
01:56:48
Is wrong.
01:56:50
Oh, and I keep yelling that
01:56:53
egg roll egg roll.
01:56:55
You know where they go. That was me.
01:56:58
Yeah, I remember what that was from.
01:56:59
I've got the form right there.
01:57:02
It's right there on the table.
01:57:04
Yes. The only reason I pulled
01:57:06
that was just in case we talked about some Asian people.
01:57:09
Right. Just throw an egg.
01:57:12
Shows Dave Baker, and see how
01:57:15
well I can draw with the stylus on my phone,
01:57:19
because it looks like a left handed kindergartner
01:57:21
drew the Dave with the arrow, the arrows terrible.
01:57:24
The Dave illegible. Forged from forge.
01:57:27
Yeah, that's David Baker fledged in fire as quickly.
01:57:32
I don't want anybody to be angry words.
01:57:35
So this is a this is a public figure. So it's okay.
01:57:38
Thanks, Dave, for these great new notes.
01:57:41
Historic weapons like realistic for movies.
01:57:46
Where is the Asian?
01:57:46
This guy?
01:57:48
That would be.
01:57:49
I got the most dangerous man in the room.
01:57:51
No matter what room he enters, I don't care.
01:57:53
Chuck Norris and Steven Seagal or Jackie Chan will be in there.
01:57:57
It'll be a wolf. His ass.
01:57:59
Jean-Claude Van Damme.
01:58:00
You you picking a Dunbar man?
01:58:04
More dangerous.
01:58:05
And he's a secret Asian man.
01:58:09
Yeah.
01:58:10
Doug Martin, She quit. He couldn't. I.
01:58:13
Yeah, for drinking thing.
01:58:15
But he can wield the perfect segue.
01:58:16
But I'm not if I don't have.
01:58:17
While you're looking for that, we'll do a quick, quick deer flashing.
01:58:22
Deer as well.
01:58:23
But I have two sons, 19 and 12.
01:58:26
My younger boy has a rare form of kidney disease.
01:58:28
His kidney function is currently normal,
01:58:30
but his doctor says that in the future he may need a new kidney.
01:58:34
At that point,
01:58:35
his brother would be high on the list for compatibility and availability.
01:58:38
I sadly would not.
01:58:41
How does one mention the possibility of being a donor to his older brother?
01:58:45
Is it even fair to ask if he doesn't offer what
01:58:48
I what I was, what I always resent it.
01:58:51
Should we wait until there is a real need before asking?
01:58:54
Signed planning ahead in California.
01:58:58
Oh, that is a tough one.
01:59:00
Any real brother would not even need to be asked. But,
01:59:06
I guess it depends on how you raise them,
01:59:09
but, yeah, I
01:59:12
if my brother needed a kidney,
01:59:14
it'd be out of luck.
01:59:17
Ha ha ha.
01:59:18
I mean, yeah, that's true.
01:59:21
You know, can you find somebody else first, like.
01:59:24
Yeah.
01:59:25
How about, like, a someone who just died in a car crash?
01:59:28
You have to.
01:59:29
I need both, right? Yeah.
01:59:32
Yeah, I think I'm either damaged already, so I don't know if they.
01:59:36
Yeah,
01:59:37
yeah, yeah, I've done kidney for liver.
01:59:42
Oh, you could do that.
01:59:43
Just you liver alone.
01:59:46
Okay, that's a segway.
01:59:47
Here we go.
01:59:48
I say car, what do you hear? Car.
01:59:52
Cartoon. Yeah. That's.
01:59:54
No you say cartoon.
01:59:56
Yeah.
01:59:56
It's there's no when you say it, I mean, are you one of those agents.
02:00:00
You can't say they are.
02:00:01
I think I can say that, my name is Ronnie. I.
02:00:10
I can say,
02:00:12
I can't say, you say Ronnie.
02:00:15
Ronnie, though.
02:00:15
Yeah. Is that Ronnie?
02:00:17
I think I can say, harder.
02:00:18
My name is Ronnie.
02:00:20
That.
02:00:23
That was pretty good, That's pretty good.
02:00:26
So where do even dive?
02:00:31
Okay.
02:00:34
In it.
02:00:34
We're ready to use government.
02:00:36
Sabrina, let's finish this listing.
02:00:38
What is this is supposedly hiding some anti-gravity technology from us.
02:00:44
Some way to access the energy of the vacuum and whatnot.
02:00:48
This isn't the US government story
02:00:51
that more US pursuit was true, but it says U.S government is doing something.
02:00:55
That was when, on the morning of January 1st, the Tesla
02:00:59
Cybertruck exploded in front of the Trump International Hotel in Las Vegas.
02:01:04
It later transpires a person had responded to be controlled explosion.
02:01:08
Must you think?
02:01:09
She said Gianluca had previously sent an email
02:01:12
to a bright eyed intelligence officer by the name of some Shumate.
02:01:16
Is this breaking news email live? Was burger great?
02:01:19
Among other things, were we the Cybertruck demands?
02:01:22
Is the operational use of gravity propulsion systems
02:01:27
powered aircraft by, most recently, China in the East coast.
02:01:32
But throughout history, the US only we in China have this capability.
02:01:37
China has been launching them from the Atlantic, from submarines for years.
02:01:42
China to ship over all of us, China, China.
02:01:46
The idea what the gravity propulsion system might be even theoretically.
02:01:50
And I'm a theoretical physicist who's worked on gravity for more than 20 years.
02:01:55
Of course, that may just be proof that I'm a secret agent of the U.S
02:01:59
government, with the idea that there's some conspiracy going on to hide.
02:02:02
New physics has been a theme
02:02:03
on social media since Marc Andreessen co-opted
02:02:05
someone associated with the Chinese government,
02:02:07
saying that they've made a lot of nuts disappear.
02:02:11
So we said, look, doesn't make sense because I don't know, you're really math.
02:02:13
Of course we're going to do that. Doesn't make any sense.
02:02:15
And you'll recall that I classify.
02:02:17
Now, we can't classify
02:02:19
this as we classify our area of physics,
02:02:22
whether they made them state secrets like nothing, like theoretical physics,
02:02:26
science, physics we don't classify doesn't matter in that respect.
02:02:30
And we are absolutely capable doing that if I take any area, something
02:02:33
that we think is going in a bad direction and they will, it will end.
02:02:35
And at the same time, we have Eric Weinstein, who claims
02:02:38
he's been ignored with his idea of geometric unity, which could help us
02:02:41
make contact with additional dimensions and greatly advance space travel.
02:02:45
What kind of power would have been generated?
02:02:47
Like what would be involved? So you go.
02:02:50
But what wouldn't be involved is getting an entire planet
02:02:53
to put a tiny dent in space time, because that's not gonna work.
02:02:56
It would be a question of saying, I know that more degrees of freedom
02:02:59
are those degrees of freedom accessible?
02:03:00
Maybe the new degrees of freedom are things
02:03:01
we can play with at the engineering level, and maybe they're inaccessible
02:03:03
just the way we can't play with up quartz and down quarks directly and access
02:03:08
the ball.
02:03:12
No, you're not ready for that.
02:03:14
I thought you said we should, Joe Rogan,
02:03:17
because that's kind of what I did.
02:03:20
I 60 minutes laughing. Pepper.
02:03:22
Yeah, we were diving down.
02:03:25
I imagine
02:03:27
that right now you're feeling a bit like Alice
02:03:31
tumbling down the rabbit hole down,
02:03:35
and blah blah blah blah blah,
02:03:37
but all,
02:03:42
let's, let's kind of a metaphor
02:03:44
in itself as well, because, the what what's a metaphor?
02:03:48
So this is, a metaphor.
02:03:51
This is Thomas Campbell.
02:03:53
Thomas Campbell is a, physicist, consciousness
02:03:58
researcher, and author of My big the My Big Toe trilogy. Yes.
02:04:04
Bring something.
02:04:08
So he tells a story about how,
02:04:12
he was going to school, to
02:04:15
for whatever his, school fancy schools do.
02:04:18
And, yeah, he was,
02:04:22
doing shit with computers back when you had punch card computers.
02:04:26
And anytime there was an error, you.
02:04:29
He says that you didn't really know why there was an error.
02:04:31
And a lot of times it was just the punch card
02:04:33
being slightly off or the whole, I guess, becoming skew.
02:04:36
And so you couldn't really even tell what the problem was.
02:04:40
And so he said that he did some kind of stupid meditative thing.
02:04:44
And then like all of a sudden he, like, was seeing the punch cards in his head
02:04:48
and the certain ones were highlighting in his head.
02:04:52
And then he goes back to his thing and realizes that each one of these ones
02:04:56
that were highlighted in his head were ones that were wrong, and they were wrong.
02:05:00
Based on this very minor detail that you could not see with the with the human eye.
02:05:05
So he was able to perceive something that was there, that was not there.
02:05:09
I heard about that in a minute here.
02:05:12
He does kind of also mention,
02:05:14
because he does link up with a gentleman by the name of Bob Monroe,
02:05:17
who is the founder of the Monroe Institute.
02:05:19
Of course.
02:05:20
And describes, he has, out-of-body experiences.
02:05:24
And so he goes on to talk about Bob Monroe. But this is
02:05:28
gets a little lengthy.
02:05:29
So, like, we can dip in and out of it whenever you want, but yeah, yeah,
02:05:31
yeah, yeah, I've got to I've got to cut up a bit here too.
02:05:34
And I've got some time stamps in case, like some shit gets too drawn out,
02:05:37
I can kind of skip ahead. But initially.
02:05:39
Oh yeah. Concise. Yeah.
02:05:41
So you're meditating and in meditation you saw errors in the code.
02:05:48
Yeah.
02:05:48
That you couldn't see physically with your eyes. Right.
02:05:51
And you'd been working on this for how long at this point?
02:05:54
Oh, I was probably in year.
02:05:58
I don't know, year 3 or 4.
02:06:00
So you're in graduate school deeply engrossed in this work? Yeah.
02:06:03
This is occupying your mind. Exactly. Wrong.
02:06:06
And some other area of consciousness
02:06:09
had perceived errors that were indiscernible through your eyes.
02:06:14
Yes.
02:06:16
The the things that, you know, when you look at
02:06:18
when you're looking for errors and you have to look through one card
02:06:21
at a time through 2000 cards, it's, tedious and it's long.
02:06:25
So I'm sitting there and in my mind I'm thinking, oh, man, my job,
02:06:29
you know, bombed. What is it?
02:06:30
What card is it?
02:06:31
Which, you know, what's the problem?
02:06:33
So I put that it's kind of I didn't intend to, but
02:06:36
just thinking about it, I put that intent out there.
02:06:38
And when I put that in ten out there, I started seeing white lines of code.
02:06:42
And it's like, what's that? Oh, I recognize that.
02:06:44
That's my code.
02:06:45
And was it all accurate?
02:06:46
What did you did you see anything that wasn't incorrect? No.
02:06:50
It was always accurate. And that was
02:06:54
like hitting a hard headed physicist with a sledgehammer.
02:06:57
It was always accurate.
02:06:58
Matter of fact, I got so good at it, people were asking me time.
02:07:01
Could you look at my code and help me debug it?
02:07:03
Because I was doing much better than the average guy.
02:07:07
Any time you almost got up and wondering and like, yeah, I'm so great.
02:07:10
Another whole bunch of reality that's out there
02:07:12
and I didn't even know it was there.
02:07:14
But I want to learn about it.
02:07:16
I'm a physicist, I want to model reality, and I've been living in a subset
02:07:21
of reality. There's more.
02:07:23
And yeah, stuck in my mind.
02:07:25
So when I got this job and I mentioned Bob and I never heard of him,
02:07:28
but I read the book
02:07:29
and I was like,
02:07:29
wow, no, that's interesting, because at that point
02:07:31
I knew the mind could do some very unusual things.
02:07:35
It is not
02:07:35
true that they found out that he was only about 45 minute drive from where
02:07:39
I was working, and we all got in a car one day and went out to see Bob Monroe.
02:07:42
What was Bob's experience like?
02:07:44
What was his particular revelation?
02:07:45
His experience was that, he was, taking a little nap and he found himself
02:07:51
outside his body in the air, floating, looking back at his body.
02:07:55
And that's what frightened him.
02:07:58
So then after a bit,
02:08:00
he realized, well, keep happening to me whether I wanted to or not,
02:08:04
you know, Charlie told me I was saying, so let's play with it.
02:08:07
So he did.
02:08:08
He started, you know, playing with it, see where he could go, what he could do,
02:08:12
what he could do with his books that he wrote were all about his experiences.
02:08:17
And his books are just like a diary, you know, he'd go out-of-body.
02:08:20
And I was going out to the lab, like 15, 20 hours a week spending with him.
02:08:24
And, he tell me about what he just saw the night before, that kind of thing.
02:08:28
So he was doing it,
02:08:29
and he was taking writing it down and posed questions the next time.
02:08:32
So we all just an organic thing that happened to him.
02:08:34
And Bob's initial experience was completely organic, right?
02:08:37
He was just taking a nap. It was something I was searching for.
02:08:39
Yeah. Just happened to him. Now.
02:08:41
Did he develop a protocol to get back to that state?
02:08:44
Did he try different methods? He did.
02:08:46
He played with it, I don't know.
02:08:48
They tried many different ways.
02:08:49
Very quickly he came to the touch. Just penis.
02:08:51
The metaphor I just rolled out.
02:08:53
Instead of a dream rollout. Rollout.
02:08:55
He would be lighter and his body and he would feel a pulsation state.
02:09:00
And he measured it as best he could, you know, and he said it was around
02:09:03
four hertz for four beats a second, and he'd feel this.
02:09:06
He'd feel his body pulsating.
02:09:07
He feel his mind, you know, kind of pulsating.
02:09:10
And when he got that in his mind, he would just
02:09:13
roll out and he'd find himself out-of-body,
02:09:16
you know, you felt things in your mind, asleep,
02:09:18
but wide awake, you know, sleep and awake at the same time.
02:09:21
So your body goes to sleep,
02:09:23
but your mind blow, your mind itching doesn't exist. You.
02:09:26
Yeah. It's all around you.
02:09:27
Feel things in your mind. Located with your body.
02:09:30
It is a sensor, a histamine.
02:09:33
I know this was it and it's all.
02:09:35
But the brain actually has no pain receptors.
02:09:39
But you
02:09:41
feel.
02:09:42
Oh, well, why does I get hit in the head?
02:09:44
I feel it
02:09:46
doesn't mean I know brain hurts.
02:09:47
Doesn't an endorphin count
02:09:50
as a headache?
02:09:51
That's a feeling so euphoric.
02:09:53
It's all in your head.
02:09:55
It is all in your head and it's all in your head.
02:09:58
I think we were a brain before we had a body.
02:10:02
Gosh, no, I well, hold on, I don't mean a mind.
02:10:06
Don't fucking shut down.
02:10:08
I mean, I know,
02:10:09
I don't know if we were floating in the sea, but whatever we evolved from,
02:10:13
I don't think we evolved what we think we evolved.
02:10:15
I think we evolved and somehow merged with something else.
02:10:20
So you always ask questions like, what is it? The hell?
02:10:21
I'm. And I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah, right.
02:10:24
Yeah. Who's at the helm?
02:10:25
It's it's a slippery thing.
02:10:27
It's your brain. Yeah. Your brain is pretty slippery.
02:10:29
It's a shrimper, a shrimp. Well, he told me so.
02:10:31
Yeah. It's like bobbing for tadpoles.
02:10:33
He does go on to describe what a good we do, but I
02:10:39
so I also
02:10:43
oh I like oh could
02:10:48
for us we're all oh one.
02:10:55
Oh oh
02:10:59
yeah.
02:11:00
Oh my gosh. Wow. That's good.
02:11:01
That's really good.
02:11:03
You can tell
02:11:05
how's who that is.
02:11:07
Yeah yeah. Cloud.
02:11:09
Oh look at this.
02:11:09
I got a, Yeah. What you got out of there?
02:11:12
Notes.
02:11:13
Are there Brown tier or.
02:11:15
They're bronze tier for a brown tier.
02:11:17
They're bronze tier for, $5, which I was a little skeptical about.
02:11:21
So I want to buy something better.
02:11:23
But I also had a, like, a coupon thing to redeem.
02:11:26
The rewards thing.
02:11:27
And so it was, but it was any high minded ounce for, $75.
02:11:33
So I got two ounces, one for $45, one for $75.
02:11:39
So anybody that's out of state that pays pays.
02:11:42
Yeah.
02:11:43
One of them are both of the pay 230% THC,
02:11:47
while the high minded one was normally 200.
02:11:50
And I'm surprised they didn't.
02:11:51
I thought that they would call me and go, sir, you can get that one for only $200.
02:11:55
Normally, I know it's 30.
02:11:58
I got 32% THC and I like this.
02:12:02
Now they're putting total Turpin.
02:12:04
So it's. It's 4% Turpin.
02:12:06
Oh, no, they don't even tell you.
02:12:08
It'll even tell you the top three. Turpin.
02:12:11
Which again, I have no idea what the fuck I'm saying at this point.
02:12:14
I just like weed with the I like the way it tastes,
02:12:16
and I like the way it makes me feel.
02:12:18
If you want to name it funny names, fine.
02:12:19
But I don't think people take you seriously.
02:12:22
This sounds more serious.
02:12:23
Yeah, I hate the stupid names.
02:12:24
The top Turpin is lemon, lemon, vanillin
02:12:27
and B curry full of flame.
02:12:31
And the third one is leaner. All.
02:12:33
I'm sure you said all of that correctly.
02:12:36
I did. Look, you want to read it?
02:12:38
My microphone
02:12:41
screen is right.
02:12:43
It's not focusing somehow on my microphone.
02:12:46
So, everything good?
02:12:48
Can you hear me?
02:12:53
I wish I could.
02:12:53
I don't buy the out-of-body experience kind of thing.
02:12:56
I do buy the, the code brain
02:13:00
like subconscious figuring it out, and, and some people are lucky enough
02:13:06
to have some sort of connection between their conscious and subconscious.
02:13:09
And this guy, though, stumbled across it in a meditative state.
02:13:15
Jury's still out on remote viewing.
02:13:17
I if you could explain the mechanism by which it's possible,
02:13:22
because I'm a materialist.
02:13:25
Yeah.
02:13:25
If it exists, that would be some type of proof
02:13:28
that there's something greater connecting us,
02:13:30
whether we're in the matrix or there's some kind of a frequency
02:13:34
that right outside of what we can normally perceive.
02:13:38
Yeah.
02:13:39
I'm, I've also got a fresh take on compatible ism just to piss you off.
02:13:44
Can't wait. Yeah. Okay. We'll get to that.
02:13:47
Yeah, well, the weird, creepy bearded man has more to say,
02:13:50
so, yeah, I want to hear. However, I got this too.
02:13:53
I couldn't open the top.
02:13:54
Yeah. Oh, the word out of body. It's childproof.
02:13:57
I had to have my wife open it and a couple of other.
02:13:59
I couldn't do it.
02:13:59
But he coined the word.
02:14:00
He coined the phrase body experience.
02:14:03
He could, you know, he looks old enough for Hertz.
02:14:06
I know. No, he had punch cards for his computer.
02:14:09
He feel his body pulsating in his mind, you know, kind of pulsating.
02:14:12
And when he got into the mind, he would just
02:14:15
roll out and he'd find himself rolled out.
02:14:19
You are all sweet,
02:14:21
but way to roll up, you know, sleep and wake at the same time.
02:14:24
So your body out here, Optimus Prime in time, remains awake
02:14:28
and you are no longer who's Optimus co-located with your body.
02:14:32
You're somewhere else. So that's the state.
02:14:35
It's the guy who drops off the top of my porch in the van.
02:14:38
He coined the word out-of-body.
02:14:40
Before that, it was called astral projection and a couple of other terms.
02:14:43
But he coined the astral projection.
02:14:45
And that's unfortunate, because it makes people think that
02:14:48
you are my connection in my soul.
02:14:51
I'm not doing anything as long as a different name for it.
02:14:54
And that somehow comes out of your body and then goes experience.
02:14:57
But that's not the process at all. That's not what's going on.
02:15:00
But he what is the process?
02:15:01
The process is entirely
02:15:05
consciousness.
02:15:06
And what happens is you just shift your mind
02:15:11
to a different data stream, in other words, a reality.
02:15:14
Well, maybe I got to start in the beginning.
02:15:17
Yeah, probably go right to the start and nobody will understand it.
02:15:20
And I think it's a little weird, but we can backfill later.
02:15:23
And that is that we live in a virtual reality.
02:15:27
This physical realm, is computed now.
02:15:30
Okay. It's been simulation statistically.
02:15:33
That's correct. Individual in us.
02:15:35
But it's there's there's a property and we're just a piece.
02:15:39
Here's the thing about simulation theory I wish I.
02:15:41
Oh, okay, so either we live in a simulation or base reality.
02:15:45
Either way that's what where we've always been.
02:15:48
So that doesn't make an actual difference.
02:15:52
Like whereas it does.
02:15:54
It does in theory.
02:15:55
But it's something does it
02:15:57
it doesn't. It doesn't change.
02:15:59
If we lived in a world, if we lived in a world where we all share
02:16:02
the same physical reality without any access to the code, like he's
02:16:06
referring, you know, that scene
02:16:08
that I really like to quote there is whenever I talk about
02:16:11
if I can do magical things, which is really just there is no luck.
02:16:15
Yeah, there is no spoon.
02:16:17
So you could never do that if we weren't actually in a matrix.
02:16:21
Right. So
02:16:23
so I don't know where I was going with that, but it has to be.
02:16:25
But okay. Roll the clip. Brady,
02:16:29
you are a piece of consciousness.
02:16:31
You're a piece of consciousness. That's a chip off.
02:16:33
What did he call it?
02:16:35
Dude, when you're a consciousness, you're
02:16:37
a piece of control in a virtual machine inside your chain.
02:16:40
That that's a great escape.
02:16:43
I'm going to get punched in the face like that little white girl.
02:16:45
I'm going to say you're conscious. A virtual machine.
02:16:47
So everybody has their memory, everybody has their processing and so on.
02:16:51
She had it coming to her anyway.
02:16:53
That's what you are.
02:16:54
You're a subset of this larger system.
02:16:55
And I can make all of this as weird as it sounds.
02:16:58
Now, I can make all of this logic and science.
02:17:01
This is not hand-waving.
02:17:02
This is not conjecture.
02:17:04
This is the way it works.
02:17:06
This is how weird my hand science very meticulously.
02:17:09
And we can discuss that too.
02:17:11
But this is the way it works.
02:17:12
And this is for reference.
02:17:14
What's this guy's name
02:17:15
scientists have been looking for for the last hundred years? Since,
02:17:20
sorry.
02:17:21
In science, this is not hand-waving.
02:17:25
He's talking about science.
02:17:27
But that's not it.
02:17:30
He is a physicist, conscious researcher,
02:17:32
and author of the My Big Toe trilogy.
02:17:35
That's like two of my favorite topics are on his resume.
02:17:40
He looks just like Mr.
02:17:41
Neil, my math teacher from way back when in high school.
02:17:43
Yeah, he looks like Mr.
02:17:45
Neil this for a long time.
02:17:46
Shout out to Mr.. Two advanced degrees.
02:17:48
He looked like that when I was like in 10th grade.
02:17:52
So I'm sure he's not with us anymore.
02:17:54
If he is, he's like 120.
02:17:56
Okay.
02:17:57
He was 80 in 1980.
02:17:59
Okay. True.
02:18:01
Mr. Neil would be really
02:18:04
not happy with me that I can't do that math right now.
02:18:06
Mr. Neil.
02:18:09
Yeah.
02:18:10
I'm sure he wouldn't be 120 to 60.
02:18:14
He'd be 260.
02:18:15
He'd be one sixth.
02:18:16
No, it's not 80 years from now.
02:18:19
20 years ago was 80.
02:18:20
How old are you, motherfucker? Oh, 45, 45.
02:18:23
Doesn't matter
02:18:24
how old I am, we're all in this 20, 25 and 80 was the same amount of time.
02:18:27
No matter how old we were,
02:18:30
right?
02:18:30
Yeah, exactly.
02:18:32
I love the one.
02:18:33
There's a there's a clip of a husband talking
02:18:35
to his wife about a teaser like that that's so obvious.
02:18:38
Like, hey, we're going 55 miles an hour, we're going 60 miles an hour.
02:18:42
How long will it take?
02:18:43
Or how far will we be in an hour?
02:18:45
And she doesn't know. Oh, come on.
02:18:48
No, really.
02:18:49
And I think it's a bit and stuff, but she's.
02:18:52
And she claims she didn't bother to not to think in her stupid brain.
02:18:56
Bothered like, oh, it's a math problem.
02:18:58
I'm not going to think about it.
02:19:01
But then what?
02:19:01
The funny part is how the women get so mad at the man
02:19:05
for, you know, filming in a teasing her or whatever.
02:19:07
But yeah, she's fine with it. He's fine with it.
02:19:10
It's the people in the chat that are all okay 60 times one.
02:19:17
Well, they weren't first of all, they weren't going to be out that long.
02:19:19
Stephen. Right.
02:19:21
Oh, right.
02:19:24
He got pulled over.
02:19:26
I kind of said, you know, going 60 miles an hour.
02:19:27
And he said, yeah, but I wasn't gonna be out that long.
02:19:30
That's fine.
02:19:34
Yeah, I like Stephen.
02:19:35
Right.
02:19:36
They can see the I can see the play button, but I can't,
02:19:39
I can't withdraw.
02:19:42
Hey, StreamYard is like a second.
02:19:44
This is second request way it works.
02:19:46
And I have the host or moderator should be able to push play on any shared content.
02:19:51
If it's visible.
02:19:53
Yeah, okay.
02:19:55
I should be able to.
02:19:57
Yeah.
02:19:58
We'd have to pay extra for a third person though.
02:20:00
Or I'd have to move. Move?
02:20:01
What George can do over to you. We don't like it.
02:20:03
Yeah. I can't even reach my eye.
02:20:05
This is my fault. Length of my hour.
02:20:07
I can't reach for features.
02:20:09
The less the ball doesn't get longer.
02:20:11
Takes away my arm, does not get longer.
02:20:14
I have to do it out of body.
02:20:17
How about your right arm is about 3 or 4in longer.
02:20:19
Hold them down on you. Let's see your sleeves.
02:20:22
See what you directly can't tell you.
02:20:24
It's the angle.
02:20:25
The only reason they look the same is because you're direct.
02:20:27
There you go. See that front one looks way shorter.
02:20:30
Yeah, it is.
02:20:32
Go ahead, Mr. Neil.
02:20:34
But this is the way it works.
02:20:36
And this is the big paradigm shift that the scientists have been looking for
02:20:40
for the last year.
02:20:41
What he says in science is this is not hand-waving.
02:20:44
Yeah, but it's recorded so everyone else thousand users, thousand virtual machines.
02:20:47
So everybody has their memory,
02:20:48
everybody has their processing and thousand virtual machines.
02:20:51
So that's not a lot.
02:20:53
That's what you are. You're a subset of this larger system.
02:20:55
And I can make all of this as weird as it sounds.
02:20:58
Now I can make all of this logic and science.
02:21:01
This is not hand-waving.
02:21:02
This is not conjecture that a lip smacks is the way it works.
02:21:06
And oh, just the lip smacks on the bottom like today.
02:21:09
And we can discuss that too.
02:21:10
But this is the way it works.
02:21:12
And this is not true, but this is in science.
02:21:16
This is not hand-waving.
02:21:17
So on or so. The way it works.
02:21:20
And I have done the science very meticulously and we can discuss that too.
02:21:25
He has done the science very meticulously, and he has done that too.
02:21:28
I've got about five times.
02:21:31
So he's not just coming up with this.
02:21:33
This is something that he's done
02:21:34
research on and he's done the science, and this is what I'm going to come.
02:21:39
It works.
02:21:40
And this is the frustrating somebody places sounds rather
02:21:43
than looking for wrapping your video.
02:21:45
Since quantum mechanics are starting.
02:21:47
I grew 64 under the video.
02:21:49
And there are times properly they're not all of course,
02:21:53
of course you're not stepping on the most important moments.
02:21:57
Any real science doesn't tell you when you're right.
02:21:59
Science tells me when you're wrong.
02:22:01
Here's another idea that's going to be very good anyway.
02:22:03
Okay, so you shut the fuck up.
02:22:05
Yes, yes, you're a subset of this larger consciousness system.
02:22:08
So you're getting a data show obviously data stream,
02:22:11
you're the player, but they actually do reality.
02:22:14
Just like if you're playing World of Warcraft, you get a data stream
02:22:17
that data streams are displayed as a million pixels on your screen.
02:22:20
And you look at those pixels and you see rivers and streams and people and houses
02:22:23
and, you know, you turn that data into physical reality.
02:22:28
And that's the way it is with us.
02:22:30
We're getting a data stream out of body.
02:22:32
You just shift to a different data stream.
02:22:34
It turns out all things paranormal, like out of body, is a paranormal thing.
02:22:39
All things paranormal happen
02:22:41
with the intuitive side of your mind, not the intellectual side.
02:22:47
I do not notice, but I will notice right now.
02:22:49
His nipple.
02:22:49
His nipples are hard so I must be called them Joe Rogan Studio.
02:22:53
I thought they disputed the sides.
02:22:55
Did they disprove the sides of the brain?
02:22:57
I thought.
02:23:00
Who did?
02:23:02
The brain people, brain scientists?
02:23:05
Rocket surgeons?
02:23:07
I think rocket surgeons did that. The brains.
02:23:09
I just let the people try to get it from the intellectual side.
02:23:13
They say, well, they can't do that.
02:23:15
You have a side.
02:23:16
I just learned the heart is in the center, not on the left.
02:23:19
Is that true, or is that a mandela effect that I just fell into?
02:23:22
I mean, it's like slightly both. Right?
02:23:25
No, it's just dead center left center. No.
02:23:27
Left center, dead center.
02:23:30
Your left
02:23:31
lung is a little smaller to make room for your heart.
02:23:34
Yeah. You live in the old world, Gary.
02:23:36
The Mandela effect, Google.
02:23:38
Oh, but no effect.
02:23:39
There are so many things talk about like
02:23:42
the floating that no longer exists.
02:23:45
I mean, this is a myth.
02:23:47
If you if you think the lung is smaller and all that, then you are definitely
02:23:50
one of the old timelines.
02:23:52
Because you know what?
02:23:54
You no longer true that I'll bring it out.
02:23:57
Right? Data stream, dead center.
02:23:59
Large Hadron Collider broke the universe in 2012.
02:24:03
And ever since we've had these glitches.
02:24:05
No, no, wait.
02:24:06
They stopped it because they had so many issues.
02:24:08
Did you hear about the pigeon?
02:24:10
They think that somebody from the future birds are actually drones.
02:24:14
There was a
02:24:15
pigeon inside the collider that disrupted the beat.
02:24:18
The whatever it is that's, you know, that's the particle.
02:24:20
Oh no kidding.
02:24:21
And somebody claims the only way the pigeon could have gotten there,
02:24:23
somebody from the future did it.
02:24:25
And there have been disaster after disaster.
02:24:27
And they keep thinking
02:24:28
that somebody from the future is trying to stop
02:24:30
what the fuck they're doing because they know how bad it's fucking shit up.
02:24:32
They fired it up again in 2021.
02:24:35
Or I mean, just recently they just fired.
02:24:37
They did again.
02:24:39
Well, but no, the heart's in the middle now.
02:24:41
That's the one that blew my mind.
02:24:42
I was like, no, it's what that little debate did not look it up.
02:24:48
I am look it up.
02:24:49
You can't tell us and then not present.
02:24:51
Well, let's continue with this fuckface for a minute.
02:24:53
Yeah, yeah. Okay.
02:24:54
You just you said that.
02:24:55
You said you like this. Okay.
02:24:56
Oh, it was topical.
02:24:58
Great.
02:24:58
That happens with porn when I do that.
02:25:01
Yeah, it's still somehow it's still not that I do porn.
02:25:06
It must be a big ass dude.
02:25:07
Oh, yeah.
02:25:08
You you uploaded the whole video? That's.
02:25:11
Well, it wasn't the whole video.
02:25:12
I edited the front end, and then I didn't have time to edit the back end.
02:25:14
And then I figured, you know what? I just scrubbed?
02:25:17
How do you edit the back end?
02:25:19
Like, you don't know,
02:25:24
BBL is.
02:25:26
Yep. Rolling. Bullshit, dude. Fuck yeah.
02:25:29
So you're meditating in meditation.
02:25:33
Okay.
02:25:33
You also have, you live near the actual size.
02:25:36
You've got logic all through the intellectual side,
02:25:42
except there's no difference between them.
02:25:44
On the intellectual side, you've got large.
02:25:47
Oh, but logic needs data.
02:25:50
If you're going to use, you know, deductive logic, you've got to have data
02:25:54
to plug in in order to see what's logical.
02:25:58
And most of the time we don't have the data,
02:26:01
the questions and the things we want to know that are really important.
02:26:04
Like, should I marry Sally or should I marry?
02:26:05
So there's no data that you can put in to come to a logical me,
02:26:10
and only the most trivial things.
02:26:11
Do you have enough data to know where my car keys. What?
02:26:14
Where was my last?
02:26:15
Yeah. When did I get out of the car? Did you say.
02:26:17
Was I wearing what pants was I wearing?
02:26:19
I got to go check the pockets. Then where did I go?
02:26:21
And logic can help you out because it's a simple problem.
02:26:24
But if it's not so simple, problem.
02:26:27
Yeah, that's a string. Logic has its limits.
02:26:28
If then.
02:26:29
Because you don't have the data on the intuitive here,
02:26:31
if it's not totally your logic behind it, you're just in loop.
02:26:35
No, it just happens.
02:26:37
The information comes to you, it's intuitive.
02:26:40
And on that side
02:26:43
it takes just like the intellectual side, a lot of practice, you know,
02:26:46
and a lot of fuck logic to hone that and educate it and understand it.
02:26:50
But when you do,
02:26:52
you get information.
02:26:54
There is information available to you.
02:26:56
There's a database out there and that database is is required.
02:27:01
The reason it's there could be called God for all we know it.
02:27:04
You know, you have the pleasure conscious system configures a piece that's
02:27:08
basically the computer do and I do I can see it.
02:27:11
It's like I'm part of that database and it's data.
02:27:14
So it creates a database from which it takes information.
02:27:17
I work with databases, so the rendering engine needs that.
02:27:20
But you are really a piece of consciousness.
02:27:22
That information is in the consciousness.
02:27:24
And piece of consciousness.
02:27:26
I don't like that. Who's called that?
02:27:28
The Akashic records, you know, it sounds so offensive.
02:27:31
I get what you're saying, but I don't like the way
02:27:33
he says it has learned how to control and work with her.
02:27:36
And so you can get information.
02:27:39
Systems are in conflict when it comes from the future.
02:27:41
Probable database flows in our consciousness
02:27:44
that can't cleanse by nature. It's all kinds of data.
02:27:46
So out of body you should just switch to a different data stream.
02:27:49
Got a little mustache wax, a little flip up.
02:27:51
I like the reality frame.
02:27:53
So that's oh yeah.
02:27:54
What that is the paranormal.
02:27:56
It takes an extra like 20 minutes every move where consciousness works.
02:27:59
There's a few things about consciousness we should consider one.
02:28:02
All consciousness are netted so you can interact with any other consciousness.
02:28:07
And that includes your dog agreed.
02:28:09
Or other people.
02:28:10
And you can trade information.
02:28:12
And humans do that all the time, but they're not aware of it.
02:28:14
They're, you know, you ever meet somebody and you just like them
02:28:17
or you just don't like them? Yeah. Yeah.
02:28:19
That's you've traded some information.
02:28:20
A lot of times that's based on a intuitive, primal odor.
02:28:23
The best art and the best writing all comes out of that intuitive channel
02:28:27
where the artist must learn to work and that intuitive channel gets downloads.
02:28:32
They call it, you know, again, a computer metaphor.
02:28:34
So that exists that data comes in through our old factory.
02:28:38
When I was an to develop subconsciously
02:28:42
to the point, you know, the land reliable artist.
02:28:45
I mean not only in them as much as they can do their art,
02:28:47
or I needle in so much as they could download.
02:28:49
It's about the characters.
02:28:52
Yeah. They'll also be in growth.
02:28:54
There's a lot of things
02:28:55
that are the remote viewing, the healing with your mind.
02:28:58
No, that's that's not data of a database.
02:29:00
There's a there's another, attribute of dealing
02:29:03
with your mind feedback for us as being positive.
02:29:06
That's my, my problem with the remote viewing database thing
02:29:10
is either either it proves the connection that he's referring.
02:29:14
Database collective, whatever you want to call it, just the connection beyond.
02:29:18
Or they're all in on it
02:29:21
because they
02:29:22
the a lot of the stories,
02:29:23
they're not just similar, they're not like, look,
02:29:24
there's a pyramid here and there's a pyramid a 30,000 miles away.
02:29:27
And, you know, they're both triangles, you know, that sort of thing that I always,
02:29:30
yeah, yeah, these are like these are very vivid, detailed dreams or whatever.
02:29:35
I don't know what they call them. Visions, recordings.
02:29:38
What did he say they're called when they actually the reports
02:29:40
that they do, and then they share and they're so full out.
02:29:44
Yeah, but when he woke up,
02:29:48
the stories that that the stories that the remote viewers
02:29:50
compare are so similar that it's all good
02:29:54
bowling alley pizza consciousness.
02:29:57
Yeah.
02:29:59
Okay.
02:29:59
100% Romeo bowling alley.
02:30:02
Pizza consciousness.
02:30:03
Yeah. Okay,
02:30:06
okay. You're on things. Okay.
02:30:08
1 in 1,000,000 now and again because sometimes they get drawn.
02:30:11
Here's an example a okay.
02:30:14
A scientist gets a better telescope and he's going to look into a space
02:30:17
farther out.
02:30:18
Nobody's ever looked in space, so nobody knows for pieces.
02:30:20
Unknown. Okay.
02:30:22
So now yeah, that sounds nice.
02:30:24
Take a measurement. Yeah.
02:30:25
So he's got this new device.
02:30:26
He looks up at the sky with this telescope,
02:30:29
and that's taking the measurement. When he takes the measurement,
02:30:32
a random draw
02:30:33
is taken from the probability distribution of all the possibilities.
02:30:37
Okay. And there's lots of possibilities.
02:30:38
But it might be in outer space. It could be one and say,
02:30:40
you know, thousand things, but one there's a constraint.
02:30:43
It can't be something that doesn't fit.
02:30:45
It can't be something that's that's cockeyed with what we ought
02:30:48
to be in the background.
02:30:51
So that's one.
02:30:52
But all the things that would fit in are still a large number.
02:30:55
So then the random draw is taken.
02:30:58
That's what he sees.
02:30:59
That's the picture he gets.
02:31:00
That's what's in his data stream.
02:31:02
That's defining his reality.
02:31:05
Yeah. No he stops.
02:31:07
Which just great. Took that picture. It's wonderful. I'm a published that.
02:31:10
Do you know when he does.
02:31:12
That's known now.
02:31:13
And anybody else who can look there,
02:31:15
we'll see the same thing that's become part of our virtual reality.
02:31:18
Let's come into the virtual reality because, you know, that's how that's
02:31:21
how things come here in a simpler metaphor or a simple explanation,
02:31:25
be you dig a hole, you got to go back over with a shovel and you dig a hole.
02:31:28
What's going to be in there?
02:31:29
Well, you live near the Gulf Coast.
02:31:31
Could be a gold doubloon.
02:31:32
You might get a dinosaur bone, you might get a rock.
02:31:36
You might get dirty roots.
02:31:37
And you dig the dirt.
02:31:39
Nobody knows what's in it.
02:31:40
Random draw a probability distribution.
02:31:42
That's what's in the dirt.
02:31:43
Well, the highest probability is just going to be dirt and rocks and roots.
02:31:47
But there's some probability.
02:31:48
Maybe 1 in 100,000 or 1 in 1,000,000 or 1 in 10,000,000.
02:31:51
That is that gold. The balloon.
02:31:52
If you're down near the Gulf Coast,
02:31:54
where the Spaniards, spent a lot of time exploring.
02:31:58
So if that happens to
02:32:00
come out of that random draw, then there's the gold doubloon there.
02:32:03
So you say our reality is not what people think.
02:32:08
And I got there through a very secure path.
02:32:11
I got there through understanding and learning and doing research
02:32:15
in consciousness, basically paranormal things,
02:32:18
and did research in the nonphysical get out of body.
02:32:22
And I go through very normal things.
02:32:24
I had evidence, oh yeah, remote viewing has evidence.
02:32:26
You got it right and you get it wrong.
02:32:28
And I would then change a variable to it again, change a variable, do it again.
02:32:31
And I could get back in the same state
02:32:33
very precisely because I've done it hundreds of times.
02:32:35
And eventually by varying one variable,
02:32:38
the time I figured out how it worked and why it worked.
02:32:42
And there are a few things that, are key to it.
02:32:45
Like one is that consciousness is what's fundamental.
02:32:50
You want to, what
02:32:51
say you there, Brady?
02:32:55
Consciousness is fundamentally.
02:33:01
What's say you
02:33:03
what? Say
02:33:06
what? Say?
02:33:08
Let's say.
02:33:13
I've heard
02:33:14
consciousness is fundamental from Rupert Sheldrake.
02:33:18
And we heard it last week, even.
02:33:20
And it is still not true.
02:33:24
It is an emergent property of being a self.
02:33:32
I know what it's like to be a self.
02:33:34
I am one, I am my self. You.
02:33:40
So what is the second?
02:33:41
Well, first of all, we're wrong.
02:33:43
Wrong says wrong.
02:33:45
It says brother says you're wrong and it says you're wrong.
02:33:48
So you're wrong.
02:33:50
Just because no one agrees with me does not make me wrong.
02:33:55
The right and wrong is not decided by consensus.
02:33:58
Opinion.
02:34:02
I could be the only one that is right.
02:34:05
That is this.
02:34:15
So what does that say?
02:34:16
What did brother say?
02:34:17
Brother, you're muted for some reason.
02:34:22
Yeah, I can't hear right either.
02:34:24
Yeah.
02:34:25
So a pigeon in the collider refers to a hypothetical scenario where a pigeon
02:34:29
or any small animal accidentally enters a particle collider, like the Large Hadron
02:34:32
Collider at CERN, potentially causing a disruption or shut down
02:34:36
due to its presence interfering with the delicate machinery.
02:34:40
While there have been no documented well, there have been documented
02:34:42
cases with small animals like weasels getting into the LHC and causing issues.
02:34:46
So sorry it was a weasel, not a pigeon.
02:34:49
Oh, does it even get in there?
02:34:51
They oh, they crawl through the ground and it's underground.
02:34:54
Very okay.
02:34:55
There's not like walls and metal.
02:34:59
Yeah.
02:35:00
Doors.
02:35:00
And I still can't read what brothers saying it is.
02:35:03
So that's why it is one of the,
02:35:05
if not the cleanest scientific instrument you can imagine.
02:35:08
Therefore, that's why the and the scientists
02:35:10
that work on it is where I heard these quotes.
02:35:12
I have to find it because I don't just like talking shit
02:35:13
and I say a lot of this shit.
02:35:14
I really like being corrected.
02:35:17
But if it's so clean, then how do the small animals
02:35:20
and weasels get in if they're not placed there from the future?
02:35:23
As a warning, that's my only.
02:35:25
That's the only thing I can consider plausible or possible.
02:35:28
Maybe it's time travel is the most reasonable option here.
02:35:32
It's just funny.
02:35:33
Thank you.
02:35:34
This thing I thing says that, the pigeons are purely a humorous
02:35:39
thought or extreme concept, but somehow the, small animals, like weasels aren't
02:35:42
that, like, you know, I mean, this guy Mr.
02:35:46
Neil is using the long explanation of how we think, learn, be.
02:35:52
Neil.
02:35:54
What's his name? Neil.
02:35:56
It is now Thomas Campbell.
02:35:58
Thomas.
02:35:58
That was Campbell meal.
02:36:00
Oh, the fundamental thing is consciousness.
02:36:03
Quantum.
02:36:04
Everything else is a subset of that.
02:36:06
Everything else is derived from that.
02:36:08
Now that goes back, that idea goes all the way back to Plato with his,
02:36:12
you know, analogy of, you know, people in the cave.
02:36:15
Yeah.
02:36:15
All they were aware of was, I don't like I don't like playing with Plato.
02:36:18
Everybody is.
02:36:19
I think Plato's people were called idealist.
02:36:21
So Plato, once I can meet the physical world, isn't
02:36:25
really the fundamental thing or something behind that.
02:36:30
Something, invisible.
02:36:32
Something we can't see that we're not aware of.
02:36:35
And the physical world, I can we can ask for what the, going on.
02:36:39
It's not the real.
02:36:40
It's not the real thing. The real things behind it.
02:36:43
Idealism. So
02:36:45
thanks for pointing that out, too.
02:36:46
It's hard for me
02:36:46
to draw straight on what he's saying now with this idealist got stuck.
02:36:49
And if you talk to idealist now, you'll say what they're stuck on is that.
02:36:53
Well, if
02:36:54
and then most of them at this point think that consciousness is that thing
02:36:57
that's out there and you say, well, if consciousness is fundamental,
02:37:01
then you need to be able to derive physics from it.
02:37:04
So can you do that?
02:37:05
And they say, no, no, no, he's wrong.
02:37:08
But reading is fundamental and I did
02:37:10
I can derive oh, well, you know, you can derive quantum physics.
02:37:14
So I know how quantum physics works.
02:37:16
And it's not weird science at all.
02:37:17
It's a it's a logical science.
02:37:19
It's like all the rest of the branches of science,
02:37:22
once you understand it, all those mysteries just fall out.
02:37:26
One of the
02:37:26
main things in agriculture, I say agriculture, because there's other
02:37:30
cultures that don't have as many barriers to intuitive connections.
02:37:34
Our culture values the intellect above all things.
02:37:37
If you want to be successful in the world, you need to learn to hone intellect.
02:37:40
You need to speak properly.
02:37:41
You need to understand things. You need to read books.
02:37:43
You need to learn.
02:37:44
I believe you do that in a in a school.
02:37:46
Or whether you do that on your own doesn't matter.
02:37:48
But you need you need to learn.
02:37:51
Revalue.
02:37:52
I was right, I was right.
02:37:53
I have not seen this, but reading is fundamental.
02:37:56
Vern. Yeah.
02:37:57
He said you got to read books that balance.
02:38:00
We've got these two different ways of processing and our intellectual side is
02:38:04
not you need to decide is
02:38:07
was probably better when we were two years old than it is now way back.
02:38:11
It's atrophied. It's just sitting there basically unused.
02:38:13
Now this unbalance closes that intellectual side
02:38:17
to be dominant actually kind of plays the role of the bully.
02:38:21
It's dominant.
02:38:22
When you start doing things on the intuitive side, then
02:38:24
intellect jumps in front.
02:38:25
So let's say you want to talk to your dead Uncle Fred.
02:38:27
So you close your eyes, you get in a meditation state
02:38:29
and you go, Uncle Fred, you got to bring up Fred.
02:38:32
That was yeah, like last night.
02:38:33
Intellect jumps in and says, what was that?
02:38:36
Did I just make that up?
02:38:36
Was that in my imagination or was that real? No.
02:38:39
He really died last night.
02:38:41
I was trying to make judgments.
02:38:43
And then the process, it's gone.
02:38:46
It breaks it.
02:38:47
So that's one of the biggest things because we're so out of balance
02:38:49
in our Western silent treatment for my uncle's friends or Western cultures
02:38:53
all over the world.
02:38:53
Now it's a world culture.
02:38:54
It's the culture of manufacturing and business.
02:38:57
Hey, hang on, pause this sort of thing. How come I'm a silent tree?
02:39:00
How come the silent treatment is some awful thing to do?
02:39:02
But a moment of silence is like a reverent, honorable thing.
02:39:07
It's.
02:39:07
It's about duration and context and topic
02:39:13
and topic. Where to go?
02:39:15
Well, you know, just, you know, I know you don't believe in God,
02:39:18
but it looks like you have a blue fucking halo.
02:39:20
And I love it.
02:39:21
Yeah, you are Gary Angel,
02:39:27
I was thinking about starting a cult.
02:39:33
The sun got brighter.
02:39:36
It is.
02:39:39
I can turn it down.
02:39:41
I know.
02:39:45
It says flat trance.
02:39:46
We'll just keep telling people that
02:39:49
I got it.
02:39:51
I'm gonna try it. For what?
02:39:52
I, I'm going to reveal what a nun costume is shortly.
02:39:55
I know we should let people put it in the comments.
02:39:58
They would have already put it in the comments by now.
02:40:05
Western
02:40:06
culture, Western culture, Western cultures all over the world.
02:40:09
Yeah.
02:40:09
So do you think that's why maybe, ancient cultures were more spiritual
02:40:13
or had more connection to these other worldly
02:40:17
things that they described, because they were more in tune to their
02:40:20
intuitive side of their.
02:40:22
I don't think so.
02:40:24
Museum.
02:40:25
Listen, if you're at a camp site, you're if you're at a campsite
02:40:28
and there's nothing else to do,
02:40:29
you will sit and stare at the fire and be fascinated by that.
02:40:32
There's like a thriller movie to be watched in technology.
02:40:35
I think I'd rather watch that.
02:40:37
Yeah.
02:40:38
About watching a thriller movie and technology.
02:40:40
It's about, hey, I want to make a thriller movie
02:40:42
with and make technology to make a thriller movie.
02:40:46
Okay, I want to make a fire.
02:40:49
I want to watch a movie that's just a fire.
02:40:54
They have that.
02:40:56
Yeah, you can do that.
02:40:57
You could do that.
02:40:57
But see, wouldn't you rather make the fire?
02:41:00
I don't know, getting hungry.
02:41:01
I'd rather watch chicken attack.
02:41:03
I've been hungry.
02:41:05
I think we did our chicken attacks.
02:41:06
And I think fearing what is happening, you know, on camera.
02:41:10
What is this, brother? Yeah.
02:41:11
He started into like this on the edge of its chair, looking, watching.
02:41:15
Ready.
02:41:16
You know, I want to talk to my dad, Uncle Fred.
02:41:18
Okay. Where is he?
02:41:20
It's the intellection charge now.
02:41:22
It's your intellect. It's looking to try to find.
02:41:24
You're not just relaxed.
02:41:26
Letting that intuitive channel open up and receive.
02:41:28
So when you define consciousness, what is the intellect?
02:41:31
Well, it's a way of they don't go into it, but they do briefly
02:41:35
like mentioned you know potentially like psychedelics and that, you know,
02:41:39
tapping into that, that
02:41:42
intuitive side, that data stream type side where you can interact with that.
02:41:46
And he's basically saying that you could either get answers
02:41:49
from your intellect side or get answers from your intuitive side,
02:41:52
which would basically be this, you know, you could just like quick query
02:41:56
the universe and the information is there for you to just go, yeah,
02:41:59
it's like, you know, in in much like The Matrix,
02:42:03
which is why we started with the rabbit hole.
02:42:06
The rabbit hole and it's yeah.
02:42:08
And when you die very quick. Spokesperson.
02:42:10
We can't sit here and watch the next hour and a half of this.
02:42:13
Their your notes version.
02:42:15
When you die that barrier is completely gone.
02:42:17
Has all been clips
02:42:19
okay.
02:42:20
There's you can access all that data at the same time.
02:42:23
There's no matter if processing the information.
02:42:27
And basically it's using logic as the process.
02:42:29
That's the intellect.
02:42:30
I've had these experiences and here's what they've done.
02:42:32
And that means that if I have another one
02:42:34
like that, it'll probably be a similar outcome.
02:42:36
All of that is using inductive mostly, but also deductive logic where there's
02:42:40
enough information that's then how is that interfering with the intuitive?
02:42:44
It's blocking the intuitive. It it is.
02:42:47
I say that all the time.
02:42:49
It's pulling the logic in reasons.
02:42:50
One is a prison.
02:42:52
You say, I want to talk to make you unrealized.
02:42:54
The truth is.
02:42:55
All right, I'm on it.
02:42:56
Where is he?
02:42:56
What decides?
02:42:58
And sometimes you cannot achieve that till you are programed.
02:43:01
It's the one looking dead.
02:43:03
Dead? Dead blackness.
02:43:04
Nothing. You are a piece of consciousness.
02:43:06
Otherwise you're a piece of a collective consciousness.
02:43:08
Like what is the. What is the logical like?
02:43:11
What is.
02:43:12
What is the intellect like? What how?
02:43:14
What is the purpose that serving?
02:43:15
Oh, well, the purpose that the intellect is serving
02:43:19
is that it's part of our choice making process.
02:43:21
We make choices.
02:43:22
And I have to go back to the very beginning
02:43:24
because we're walking in through this kind of backwards. So,
02:43:30
we're here to evolve the quality of our consciousness.
02:43:33
Okay.
02:43:33
The consciousness system was a real system, and that's an some.
02:43:38
Okay,
02:43:39
maybe I should start there and kind of work up.
02:43:41
Okay. Work up.
02:43:42
Don't start from an assumption, dude. You had me.
02:43:44
Don't don't do that.
02:43:47
Let's just say that frogs are purple.
02:43:49
There are some purple frogs.
02:43:51
But typically I think a frog is green.
02:43:53
So if you want me to think frogs are purple,
02:43:54
then I have to shift my paradigm of reality, which let's go.
02:43:57
But you know, unless there was an assumption,
02:44:01
I mean, he's asserting something that's absolutely not true.
02:44:06
He doesn't fully go into the idea of like where that's housed.
02:44:11
Like, if that's something you can get rid of, that son of a bitch
02:44:13
from the screen, where that's housed.
02:44:17
If that's something that dies when you die, or if that's something
02:44:20
that continues on when you die, but if you can tap into it,
02:44:24
then it would be considered more of like an antenna.
02:44:26
Right?
02:44:27
But if it was something that you are that you're part of,
02:44:30
then I guess you would in the sense go back to it.
02:44:32
Right?
02:44:33
Antennas have two things.
02:44:34
They have a carrier signal,
02:44:35
which is like a big hunky power thing that's like a bus.
02:44:38
And then they have the data signal that carries all the information.
02:44:41
But you need both.
02:44:45
To approximate it doesn't matter.
02:44:48
Too late.
02:44:50
Great to have that kind of conversation.
02:44:51
But yeah, I was going after going after going really smart.
02:44:54
We got to go really stupid. Okay.
02:44:56
Throw
02:44:58
throw back
02:45:00
or be honest with somebody else with the previous stuff.
02:45:05
We will enjoy the video.
02:45:06
You I'm going to enjoy this video.
02:45:08
Come on, hurry up. We want to enjoy it.
02:45:10
God damn it.
02:45:11
Yeah. I don't.
02:45:14
Whoa! Oh, yes.
02:45:16
I'm free for today.
02:45:20
Oh, yeah.
02:45:21
I was gonna say yeah. Yes!
02:45:25
Oh, shit.
02:45:27
000.
02:45:31
Disqualified.
02:45:34
Zero.
02:45:35
It's excuse screen.
02:45:41
This song.
02:45:42
This next. Oh, that's the best one so far.
02:45:46
Yeah. No, this is our famous one.
02:45:48
Okay. Oh, wow.
02:45:49
We're already broken.
02:45:51
I know
02:45:54
that was this entire. Wait.
02:45:56
Oh, man.
02:45:57
Just the right angles is the original.
02:45:59
This is it.
02:46:00
Brought it all to fruition.
02:46:01
This is the video of the football player.
02:46:04
I mean, his helmet hit his back.
02:46:07
Here we go. Ship this fucking cunt.
02:46:09
Sucker motherfucker.
02:46:10
Is that why that guy was wearing on the radio?
02:46:14
Yeah. Oh.
02:46:16
He was wearing two.
02:46:19
Oh, it sounded like the ramp set.
02:46:22
Oh, shit. Yeah.
02:46:25
Oh. Being attacked in broke.
02:46:27
He broke his arm.
02:46:30
Oh, come on, just momentum.
02:46:34
They had a motor sound in there. Yeah.
02:46:37
Let's these kids back like you fuck with this.
02:46:40
Look, you're bouncing higher than the guard.
02:46:42
That's your own fault.
02:46:43
Yeah,
02:46:45
well, I heard it break!
02:46:47
Go! Oh!
02:46:48
Oh, yeah. Dude.
02:46:50
Oh, yeah, I heard he's hurt.
02:46:52
And two bumps with two jumps.
02:46:54
Before that, it broke. Oh, so hurt.
02:47:00
Yeah. Use.
02:47:01
You heard what?
02:47:02
You heard whatever broke, he made it go way lower than I supposed to.
02:47:06
Yeah.
02:47:07
Yo, it's like his is here.
02:47:10
Like, touching the back inside of here.
02:47:11
Yeah, that really hurt.
02:47:14
He kicked his own ass. Yeah.
02:47:16
Oh, yeah.
02:47:24
Yo, oh.
02:47:26
I think he like broken man.
02:47:28
I'm so disappointed that the pigeon thing isn't real.
02:47:31
I gotta find him. Where?
02:47:32
I felt like they were just full of shit to,
02:47:36
stop.
02:47:36
Fancy. Oh.
02:47:41
That's like. Yes.
02:47:42
Yeah. Oh, that's what hurt.
02:47:45
But fuck logic.
02:47:50
Oh. Wow.
02:47:51
Oh, that was fabulous.
02:47:54
He really must be so far out.
02:47:57
Oh, it was worth it.
02:48:00
Oh, nobody that hurt.
02:48:04
Okay, here we go.
02:48:05
Here.
02:48:12
Hey. Oh, don't do that.
02:48:14
Oh, oh, oh, where are you?
02:48:17
Oh, no, it's not okay.
02:48:20
Thank you. Hang on. Are you okay?
02:48:23
We're going to work in progress.
02:48:25
Brush it off.
02:48:26
There's a much better.
02:48:29
Oh. Is it?
02:48:31
That was a. 000.
02:48:35
Only needs oh or something.
02:48:40
Oh oh.
02:48:42
Didn't you see the other guy do it. Oh.
02:48:48
When you go ready.
02:48:51
Go back some.
02:48:54
Oh yeah.
02:48:56
He's.
02:48:58
That was the gas one.
02:48:59
Oh, bring your knees up.
02:49:04
Oh. Wait, wait.
02:49:07
Yeah.
02:49:08
It's all good.
02:49:10
You tell him how to climb the boss crawl.
02:49:14
Oh, man.
02:49:17
Scorpion.
02:49:22
Oh, that's how it hurts.
02:49:24
I was that was good.
02:49:25
It almost there. Dude, you're almost there.
02:49:27
Wait. No.
02:49:28
But he's.
02:49:29
Oh, why?
02:49:31
They as a celery breaking. So that was.
02:49:35
They can help you watch
02:49:37
down. 000.
02:49:42
Why didn't Oh.
02:49:45
Good. Oh, the blast from guns.
02:49:51
Oh, yeah.
02:49:52
Oh, yeah. Oh.
02:49:55
Oh. It was a good slide, Oh.
02:50:02
Oh. Okay.
02:50:04
After. We all deserve it.
02:50:06
Oh, the speed on it.
02:50:08
He had a lot of air to between the jump step in the hit.
02:50:11
That was like a long time.
02:50:13
That was a long time.
02:50:15
He fly.
02:50:16
Oh he was flying.
02:50:17
He was absolutely flying.
02:50:24
I mean for oh I love these for a second.
02:50:27
These are my favorite.
02:50:31
Let's play nothing but Scorpion Falls from now.
02:50:34
Yeah.
02:50:35
Oh yeah.
02:50:36
Do you have, comments?
02:50:38
You have a comment section so that we do have comments.
02:50:41
I maybe, everybody while I find the comments.
02:50:46
Yeah.
02:50:46
Just using the saliva in food chewing.
02:50:49
Yeah.
02:50:50
Great work.
02:50:51
NFL teams.
02:50:52
Well, I'm sorry what NFL team names can't swim.
02:50:59
Most of all,
02:51:02
Browns can't swim.
02:51:03
The answers.
02:51:04
The Browns good job.
02:51:07
All right.
02:51:10
Well, you're racist.
02:51:11
I can't believe you said that.
02:51:13
Oh, Browns can't swim. I.
02:51:17
That's like saying white man can't jump.
02:51:19
Black man can't swim.
02:51:20
I was that was just the first one I thought of.
02:51:22
But, yeah, I guess for Brown, it's definitely browns. You.
02:51:26
This is Browns.
02:51:27
Yeah.
02:51:28
Okay.
02:51:30
I'm here.
02:51:31
Did you hear that?
02:51:32
They found a new, asteroid,
02:51:36
and they even named it.
02:51:40
In a recent
02:51:41
astronomical mix up, scientists at the Minor Planet Center
02:51:44
of the Harvard-Smithsonian center for astrophysics announced the discovery
02:51:49
of a new asteroid designated 2018 CN 41.
02:51:54
However, they soon realized that the object was actually Elon Musk's
02:51:58
Tesla Roadster.
02:51:59
Launched into space by SpaceX in 2018,
02:52:03
the Roadster, which was sent into an elliptical orbit
02:52:06
around the sun during the maiden flight of SpaceX's Falcon Heavy rocket,
02:52:10
had returned to a position approximately 150,000 miles from Earth,
02:52:15
closer than the moon.
02:52:17
This proximity led to its
02:52:18
initial misidentification as a near-Earth asteroid.
02:52:22
This incident highlights
02:52:24
the challenges astronomers face with untracked objects in space.
02:52:28
Astrophysicist Jonathan McDowell noted that such objects
02:52:31
could complicate efforts to monitor potentially hazardous asteroids.
02:52:35
I haven't emphasizing the need for improved tracking.
02:52:38
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that that if you put something in space,
02:52:42
yeah, if you put something in space, you should know, you should know.
02:52:47
And there's and you do that other I knew about it.
02:52:52
Was a he's done it.
02:52:55
He assumed where it was going to go and apparently went way farther
02:52:57
and way different, so that they didn't expect it to be there.
02:53:02
Yeah.
02:53:02
That's Newtonian physics.
02:53:04
I'm it's that's a simple calculation.
02:53:07
Those guys.
02:53:12
And then
02:53:16
how do you know they're going to come out of.
02:53:17
Not in my.
02:53:23
Not I'm not.
02:53:24
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
02:53:28
00I see.
02:53:29
No no no no no no no no no no no no no.
02:53:40
When is it appropriate to disclose I am a.
02:53:45
Preoperative trans woman.
02:53:48
I have tried online dating on trans friendly websites
02:53:52
as well as visited the local transgender bar.
02:53:55
But those men tend to only be looking for sex.
02:53:57
And I am looking for more than that.
02:54:00
What should I do?
02:54:01
Sign.
02:54:02
I'm starting my journey.
02:54:05
I would, so they just simply said,
02:54:09
this is I ain't your barber.
02:54:12
Haha.
02:54:13
Maybe not the first time you meet, but for sure on the first date
02:54:19
comment and the comment
02:54:22
oh, you only live once.
02:54:23
I always go all the way.
02:54:25
I'm sorry if you missed it.
02:54:27
The the the clip was when do you tell somebody you're a trans
02:54:31
preoperative trans. Yeah.
02:54:36
Maybe for the first time you meet.
02:54:39
Why not the first time you meet or not?
02:54:41
Yeah.
02:54:42
Isn't.
02:54:42
Wouldn't the first time you meet me the first date?
02:54:46
No, no.
02:54:48
Not virtually.
02:54:48
Maybe they're like when you ask them or.
02:54:51
I don't know how people.
02:54:52
I mean, I don't think it should have to be the first thing you say.
02:54:56
Like, to every person you meet.
02:54:59
The right also
02:55:02
you miss. You missed the punchline on this.
02:55:04
Or I missed the punchline on this clip because it's
02:55:08
not that I would love to answer that, but yeah, you're not.
02:55:11
That's weird.
02:55:11
So I would love to have days at the top of the split.
02:55:14
So at the end of this clip, but for some reason, yeah, you
02:55:18
what you're going about didn't pre-operative.
02:55:21
What you have discovers the right answer to this.
02:55:25
Right
02:55:26
before just a quick titties at the top, tick at the bottom.
02:55:30
I think they would have been the punchline.
02:55:31
And then people would have been like,
02:55:33
Yeah.
02:55:36
The five people that watch, that would have went, Right?
02:55:39
Yeah.
02:55:39
That that clip didn't even show up in my feed.
02:55:42
Right.
02:55:43
My beloved Detroit Lions failed to advance.
02:55:47
Oh, no, no, no, we suck again.
02:55:51
Didn't even have to hit it. It's.
02:55:52
Oh, no, we suck again.
02:55:55
Let me be clear about this.
02:55:57
This is not the curse of Bobby Lane.
02:55:59
Curse Bobby Lane was 1958, and he cursed this for 50.
02:56:04
The mark says it very, very, very perfectly.
02:56:09
The injures, injuries, the injuries it says injures.
02:56:14
I'm reading it the way it's trying to do.
02:56:16
You know, you got to do the text justice.
02:56:19
Yeah. The injuries couldn't be overcome.
02:56:22
Missing so much of the defense is crazy I agree.
02:56:27
But a lot of
02:56:28
that I it could it be that they're all young players.
02:56:32
I mean young coaches that were players instead of experienced coaches.
02:56:35
And maybe they're playing a little too hard and coaching grit
02:56:40
instead of coaching technique because it's a good technique.
02:56:44
I've never played sports at a high level or a low level even.
02:56:47
I've coached very, you know, youth just don't let them get hurt kind of stuff
02:56:51
with I don't know about strategy or technique or anything like that, but.
02:56:54
Right.
02:56:55
It makes sense that there's a certain way to tackle
02:56:57
that's probably less likely to get injured. Right?
02:56:59
And yes, there's some doctor experts that have been reviewing and apparently
02:57:05
they're a little bit reckless.
02:57:07
And a lot of it was just crazy random, obviously,
02:57:09
but the combination of the two makes more injuries than ever
02:57:12
in the history of the NFL, from what they said, I thought 22 starters
02:57:16
at one are 16 starters, 22 injured at one point.
02:57:21
So Z marks nailed it.
02:57:22
That's I mean that
02:57:23
that's that's what other players other teams have injuries too.
02:57:27
Yeah.
02:57:27
Yeah they do. Football's a violent sport.
02:57:31
It is violent.
02:57:32
But hopefully the new we're getting new
02:57:34
coordinators, new coaches, maybe they're Oh no wait, they're less experienced.
02:57:38
So the chances
02:57:38
they're going to teach better technique are probably less like right.
02:57:41
Yeah, yeah. We're having a drop off next year.
02:57:47
And I think there might be one more comment.
02:57:50
Okay.
02:57:50
We had a lot of clips early in the week on TikTok, in YouTube.
02:57:54
I thought there was some on both, none on YouTube.
02:57:56
If they are, they've been removed, right?
02:57:58
Yeah.
02:57:58
My son Mark got removed immediately.
02:58:02
I thought there was one on YouTube.
02:58:04
No. That's it.
02:58:04
That's the only two. I couldn't find it. Let me double check.
02:58:07
Because the way that notifications and shit
02:58:09
work from not sorting it, right, it might not be there.
02:58:12
Oh yeah.
02:58:14
You can just scroll through the videos.
02:58:17
I could, I could videos,
02:58:20
but I can't.
02:58:21
It doesn't tell me if there's comments or not.
02:58:24
Yeah. Does
02:58:25
you look under the comments.
02:58:28
Make sure I'm not on the screen.
02:58:29
I can open 00000.
02:58:34
How do you have that? I don't have that on right.
02:58:36
I just keep checking through.
02:58:38
Yeah. There's one on the,
02:58:40
the,
02:58:43
The men love quests.
02:58:45
Bitch. Was that.
02:58:47
Read it to us. No, that was nine days ago.
02:58:49
No. Never mind. Oh, never mind.
02:58:51
That was last week.
02:58:51
Mean.
02:58:55
Whatever.
02:58:57
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
02:59:00
Look at that.
02:59:03
Oh, that was an eventful you want to argue about.
02:59:07
Jesus. Compatibility or.
02:59:09
Yeah. Yeah, I could, you've got to.
02:59:12
You want to listen to this kid?
02:59:13
Yeah, I do, so just tell me when to stop.
02:59:16
And what do you want to start yelling at him?
02:59:17
Okay, now I'm going to try to make this video fast,
02:59:20
but oh, wait, right now, I'm not kidding without saying this and stuff.
02:59:23
Yeah. Oh fuck. Cuz it comes out of all the love. You're sure?
02:59:26
But I believe that. Jesus, I'm near your camera, you stupid.
02:59:28
I believe that Jesus is the only way to salvation.
02:59:30
I don't think anything else can save you.
02:59:31
And this is why when I was not saved, when I was growing up, all practically
02:59:36
all my life, up to I was 17 years old, I would fill this hole in my heart.
02:59:40
I had a hole in my heart and I would fill it with things
02:59:42
like girls, people pleasing to earn friendships.
02:59:46
And I was working at things to fill this hole in my heart.
02:59:48
That's all you're doing.
02:59:49
You're working to fill the hole in your heart.
02:59:51
And I believe everyone has a Jesus sized hole because none of it was working.
02:59:54
So when I look at all these other religions that are works
02:59:56
based, salvation is like seven pillars of Islam or five fold path to enlightenment.
03:00:00
You're working for your salvation.
03:00:02
And so if I couldn't work to fill the hole in my heart
03:00:04
than what makes me think that I can work
03:00:06
to earn my way to salvation or earn my way to be enlightened.
03:00:10
It's impossible.
03:00:11
And so when you look at all these religions, it's either
03:00:14
none of them are true.
03:00:15
All of them can't be true.
03:00:17
But I don't think that all of them are incorrect.
03:00:19
I believe one of them is true, and I believe that Jesus is the way.
03:00:21
And this is why it's a gift. It's a free gift.
03:00:23
If all of our sinful nature separates us from eternity, right?
03:00:27
Separates us from from from heaven, and we can't get there on our own
03:00:31
by working there, then someone has to pay the price for me to get there.
03:00:35
And I believe it's Jesus, I really do.
03:00:37
I believe that Jesus paid the price.
03:00:39
I believe that Jesus is blood
03:00:41
shed done and resurrect and allows me to have a relationship with him.
03:00:45
And it's the only thing that saves.
03:00:48
And I couldn't go my whole life
03:00:51
without saying this, because
03:00:54
if I am a Christian and I truly believe that Jesus Christ has the power to save
03:00:59
not only me, but anyone, then why am I not telling them?
03:01:03
It's like if I have the cure to cancer.
03:01:05
But I didn't tell anyone I had it.
03:01:07
Millions of people would be mad at me.
03:01:10
Well, this is better than the cure to cancer.
03:01:12
This is eternal life.
03:01:13
This is life with God who doesn't want to do life with God.
03:01:17
Ultimate friendship with him. You're my love, aren't you?
03:01:20
And so Jesus is is that bridge
03:01:23
that gives me the chance to make it with him.
03:01:27
And he endured the pain and the suffering of the cross,
03:01:30
because I and you were the joy set before him,
03:01:33
and all he wants to do is be return back to sonship with you.
03:01:37
He wants you to be a son. He wants you to be a daughter.
03:01:40
And so that's why
03:01:42
when I look at all these other religions, I truly believe that they're false.
03:01:47
I don't think any religion can save you.
03:01:49
I don't think any works can save you.
03:01:51
Jesus Christ can save you.
03:01:53
And I truly believe it. Okay. Yes.
03:01:55
Okay, I think I got it.
03:01:57
So, so he's he's right.
03:02:00
All the other religions are wrong.
03:02:03
But if you're born in, Muslim country, then you've got, Muhammad size
03:02:10
all in your heart attack in the middle of the night.
03:02:14
All right.
03:02:14
And if you were born in India, you've got a Ganesh sized born.
03:02:21
So it really depends on which location
03:02:23
you're born in that,
03:02:27
that defines the, the shape of the whole in your heart.
03:02:31
And, it's eternal life is not possible.
03:02:38
That's not.
03:02:39
That's not something that is real.
03:02:41
What a fuk starts a conversation like that.
03:02:45
So it only makes sense that Jesus died.
03:02:48
So like, he can go to heaven or whatever he said.
03:02:52
So since I'm saying you got to be saying make sense that only that's
03:02:56
the only thing that makes sense.
03:02:58
Well, you first off to to tell me why I need to be saved
03:03:02
to begin with. Saved because you were born a piece of consciousness.
03:03:07
Born is a piece of consciousness.
03:03:10
Yeah.
03:03:11
Shit, sinner. You were a piece of shit, sinner.
03:03:13
I do know what it to that that we need to be saved.
03:03:17
Original sin and all that. Yeah. Smack me.
03:03:20
But, man, that that's just.
03:03:23
But man regurgitate the the the dogma. I
03:03:28
don't think think critical thought.
03:03:32
Oh my God.
03:03:35
Oh wait.
03:03:36
I should start in the beginning of that.
03:03:37
That's makes more sense, you know.
03:03:40
Oh yeah.
03:03:40
This should be a better release.
03:03:44
But the absolute chicken attack is, bear escape.
03:03:47
Oh, that's not that.
03:03:50
That's a different thing.
03:03:52
Oh, yeah, it is. Bear.
03:03:53
There's a bear in there.
03:03:54
The guy just wrapped a rope around his handle.
03:03:57
Yeah, well, guy.
03:03:58
And he's pulling out.
03:04:00
Yeah, and now he's out of there. Oh.
03:04:02
Oh, that is now.
03:04:04
And that is a bear.
03:04:07
I would like to see a bear
03:04:09
getting a fight with a gorilla, but they're not from the same locale.
03:04:12
We're not there. Do that
03:04:14
every time we try to get bears and anybody together to fight,
03:04:19
this ends up happening.
03:04:21
My mind keeps telling me.
03:04:25
No, there's rules and there's reasons to.
03:04:30
You know what I'm saying?
03:04:32
My body hurts.
03:04:35
It keeps telling me.
03:04:37
Yes, they want to know what's in your head.
03:04:40
Let's say in your that feeling.
03:04:43
Something that they can't let go.
03:04:46
Oh, there's a reason.
03:04:47
Oh, yeah.
03:04:49
But, lots of reasons tonight, you know.
03:04:54
Oh, you beat them.
03:04:56
The ones you feel it. Right?
03:04:59
Because we had all these animals attacked around the place.
03:05:02
Yeah, we we can show that animals really care about two things, right?
03:05:07
Oh, no.
03:05:07
I felt to it on my laptop.
03:05:09
No, no, that means a lot. What?
03:05:12
They don't know.
03:05:13
It's also a peck on my left.
03:05:15
It makes me feel hairs on your body.
03:05:20
The way you nail
03:05:22
what I want to explore.
03:05:25
Every inch. Like a whole.
03:05:28
Make you scream my name and say fuck last.
03:05:35
Night you I,
03:05:37
you must be the right rocket dealer.
03:05:40
The thing that pops out. You talking about red rocket?
03:05:43
The mouth of rainbow.
03:05:45
You know, the penis are designed first night.
03:05:48
They are always wrong.
03:05:50
That's right.
03:05:51
I know it's taboo for them,
03:05:54
but I can't help much
03:05:57
thinking of the repression of it.
03:06:00
It's actually cool on the ground right there.
03:06:02
It's a with the light bulb.
03:06:04
You know, you have your reasoning.
03:06:08
Your logic is right,
03:06:12
but fuck logic.
03:06:14
I need you tonight.
03:06:17
You know, when you've been down, the ones you looking for, common.
03:06:22
You looking for common.
03:06:26
And, the side the rooster kept coming at them.
03:06:30
Logic. And when,
03:06:33
My cock is hard, my heart beats fast.
03:06:35
I'll take you from there.
03:06:37
I guess you heard me.
03:06:39
I'm going to come for fuck logic.
03:06:43
It's all all right. Can I get you to.
03:06:46
I'm sorry.
03:06:47
I need you.
03:06:50
What questions?
03:06:51
Like what?
03:06:52
Logic like this thing kept. Can't.
03:06:56
The rooster kept coming at him?
03:06:58
This thing kept coming, man.
03:07:00
You imagine that dude sperm count.
03:07:02
Guys, can I get you to come?
03:07:06
You don't have to imagine it.
03:07:08
You don't have to get us to come live.
03:07:10
We will.
03:07:11
And I been in the chair every 15 minutes, roughly, anyway.
03:07:14
Yeah, yeah. So let's.
03:07:17
Yeah, I'll be right, man.
03:07:18
I have to go find a new jabber.
03:07:21
Very uneventful.
03:07:21
But, you do right, I was wrong.
03:07:24
I apologize on Rachel Riggins.
03:07:28
You know, it's very.
03:07:29
It's very lame duck, but.
03:07:31
Yes, yes, we've been following her, her life here because we were.
03:07:35
Yeah. We're huge fans.
03:07:36
Shouldn't she post these on TikTok?
03:07:38
So we might as well absorb them and watch them.
03:07:40
But, since she's local, our area seems like she seems like a sweetheart.
03:07:45
But this one says, come.
03:07:46
Come back with me.
03:07:48
I don't like packing, but really hate unpacking.
03:07:50
And she kind of says, I'm going to come one.
03:07:53
There's ever a part two, but, that's okay.
03:07:56
Rachel, this is her. This is her packing.
03:07:59
Hey, guys.
03:07:59
So we are getting ready to leave. Like.
03:08:02
But fuck logic.
03:08:03
Yeah, she's she's kind of packing because she was having, so flying out,
03:08:07
if you remember, she was having some, type of treatments out in California.
03:08:10
So they're staying at hotel here.
03:08:12
She should put some sunscreen on if she's out west.
03:08:15
Her and her newly. Yeah.
03:08:16
It looks like maybe she's had a little too much sun on, her skin to get all red.
03:08:20
Earned her newly, her newly, what do you call
03:08:24
that when you just get married?
03:08:25
Newlywed, you dumb ass.
03:08:27
Yeah.
03:08:28
You had two thirds of it.
03:08:29
Yeah. I didn't even bought the.
03:08:31
What do they call when they're newlywed?
03:08:33
What do they call when they're newly, newly?
03:08:37
When all the newly fucked.
03:08:39
I'm sorry.
03:08:40
Wedded while California had my last.
03:08:44
What? Their newly fucked? Hopefully on their wedding night.
03:08:46
What do you think I meant? I'm finished packing with me.
03:08:49
Oh, she's going to come finish packing our computer there.
03:08:51
Her packing, her layovers. We're going through.
03:08:54
Check this shit out. All right. We're search.
03:08:56
Yeah. She's gangster.
03:08:58
Oh, man.
03:08:58
Oh, she fills it out, but she's got a Snoop Dogg
03:09:01
word search, man, because the air around me gets stagnant.
03:09:04
Okay. Unbelievable.
03:09:05
I didn't know you had one segue.
03:09:07
Yeah. Oh, no.
03:09:09
Oh, no. You missed the fan part.
03:09:11
The air around me get stagnant.
03:09:12
Then I'm likely to scratch my.
03:09:15
Did she say the air around her back, then scratch her cornea.
03:09:18
What did she say? Wait, wait, what?
03:09:20
She said the air around her gets real stagnant.
03:09:24
She's lucky to scratch her
03:09:25
cornea, to scratch my cornea if the air is dry.
03:09:29
And so the fan makes the air.
03:09:30
Not dry air around. No, it makes it worse.
03:09:33
Yeah. You could.
03:09:34
I understand that
03:09:36
it's going to scratch your cornea. My bag.
03:09:38
Even her eyes have this issue on math.
03:09:42
Oh, that'd be awful thing.
03:09:43
One day you never know what will happen.
03:09:47
Also, that goes on top because it's most litter hooks.
03:09:52
She can't tie that up.
03:09:57
And you have scissors.
03:09:58
Those are going my front pocket because again, it's most likely to do
03:10:02
two packs on your front pocket on a plane.
03:10:05
It's most likely to get searched.
03:10:06
So she just wants to have them ready.
03:10:09
Okay. Great.
03:10:10
Little padded cell around up top.
03:10:15
Sweater I've had so many sweaters because it's going to be
03:10:17
like so many sweaters to 50 or something.
03:10:21
When I go back.
03:10:24
I wore a sweater today.
03:10:26
I don't want to dig all the way to the box.
03:10:28
That's nice. Yeah, airport.
03:10:31
And that's pretty much it for my carry on.
03:10:35
Do you think that Apple Watch accurately.
03:10:37
That's it, that's it.
03:10:38
Yeah. Very uneventful.
03:10:39
But do you think that Apple Watch
03:10:41
accurately gets her like a pulse and stuff like that.
03:10:45
Right. Yeah.
03:10:46
I'm going.
03:10:50
It's a nice Apple Watch.
03:10:51
So she makes some good money. She must get some good money.
03:10:53
She's got an Apple Watch. I haven't, I used to have one.
03:10:56
I just didn't want to buy another one
03:10:58
because I don't really need to spend that kind of money on a watch again.
03:11:01
They went on price a lot.
03:11:04
But that's your Rachel Reagan's update.
03:11:07
Okay, I can use that I appreciate it.
03:11:09
Apple Segway. Rachel, this is the best.
03:11:12
Apple wants you to take your battery.
03:11:15
Rachel.
03:11:17
And in order to replace it, they want you to use a nine volt battery.
03:11:21
Oh yeah.
03:11:21
Apple now wants you to use a nine volt battery to replace your iPhone battery.
03:11:26
At first I thought this was a joy.
03:11:27
For 69.
03:11:29
It's for real. Battery is I had to peel that.
03:11:31
I've had to peel. We're all used to seeing that.
03:11:33
I've had to peel these batteries out.
03:11:35
So this is fucking brilliant.
03:11:36
The first time I've ever said that my iPhone 16 just doesn't see that again.
03:11:41
There's tabs, battery, couple tabs that I.
03:11:43
These tabs are the worst things ever.
03:11:45
They break and then you've got a feature on the microwave.
03:11:49
The nine volt battery comes in,
03:11:50
or you use a heat that's now using an electrically activated adhesive.
03:11:53
And when you run a current through it, the battery
03:11:55
automatically loosens from the housing plate.
03:11:58
To see how well this works well, attach your alligator clips
03:12:01
to the positive side of the battery, and the negative
03:12:03
now will attach one to the iPhone battery and the other to ground.
03:12:06
The instructions say to wait a minute and 30s before you remove the alligator clips
03:12:11
and it changes the compound that fucking you just came right off.
03:12:15
This is amazing. It it is amazing.
03:12:21
Absolutely amazing.
03:12:24
I know that accidentally messed up big time.
03:12:27
You see, Josh
03:12:27
Moore had been trying to play on his Xbox one day when he was Microsoft.
03:12:30
That game suspended as it turns out,
03:12:33
Josh had said he was from 4K, which violated Xbox Games policy.
03:12:37
But the only problem was just really was from 4K.
03:12:40
It was actually a tiny town of just 800 people in West Virginia,
03:12:43
but little Josh simply told Microsoft this they just refused to believe him.
03:12:46
Even Josh gave a zip code, so I went to his place.
03:12:49
Just what'd they instead just went to delete his hard earned.
03:12:52
Why would I want to break them?
03:12:54
They also don't care about
03:12:55
membership fees that he had paid if he didn't change his location.
03:12:58
But Josh was so frustrated by then that he just straight up went to the mirror 4K.
03:13:02
But even when Mayor David Thompson reached out to Microsoft himself, it's David,
03:13:05
not the word gay was.
03:13:06
It was the mayor of port Gay.
03:13:08
So Josh has been welcome to miss an important Cod tournament,
03:13:11
and his team lost without it.
03:13:12
And it wasn't until a deeply offended Mayor Thompson went to the news
03:13:15
that Microsoft finally admitted their error and apologized.
03:13:18
So this guy was slammed by Microsoft for having an inappropriate name
03:13:21
under his account. Egg roll.
03:13:25
They banned the gay dude.
03:13:26
I mean, they they banned the guy from gay.
03:13:28
Are you doing,
03:13:32
Are you going to the grave?
03:13:33
Because I when I went to this place called Queer Hollow, it was pretty cool.
03:13:37
It was called Queer Hollow by all the locals.
03:13:40
I would go to Queer Hollow.
03:13:42
Queer Hollow.
03:13:45
As above, so below queer Hollow.
03:13:48
It was Gary's last.
03:13:49
What did she say?
03:13:50
Winning ticket. That's ahead. It's Jacksonville, man.
03:13:53
Just won $1 million Jackoff jackpot
03:13:56
from a scratch off.
03:13:59
Jack off.
03:14:00
Queer hollow.
03:14:06
Mr. Brady and Joshua Brady and or Gary.
03:14:10
As above and so below.
03:14:13
They call these solos lady and draw show.
03:14:16
You're doing it our way.
03:14:19
We're gonna make it make our dreams come true.
03:14:22
Brady and your show with Brady and draw.
03:14:26
It's their show now, Brady. Draw.
03:14:29
Okay. Yeah, that makes sense.
03:14:30
Oh, okay. That'd be kickass,
03:14:33
Yeah, you could try that.
03:14:35
Okay. Bye. As above.
03:14:36
So below.
03:14:40
Wow. Okay, so I have one question.
03:14:43
Draw.
03:14:44
Yeah.
03:14:45
It's all.
03:14:48
Positive.
03:14:49
Who is the greatest rapper of all time? Jay.
03:14:54
Oh, sorry. Jay calls. What?
03:14:55
He guessed. I don't even know who that is.
03:14:58
It. Call Jay, call.
03:15:04
Yeah.
03:15:04
I could never pick a number one, but,
03:15:13
I don't know,
03:15:15
Kendrick Lamar, Eminem, pregnant mom,
03:15:19
Eminem, baby, Lil Wayne,
03:15:23
Lil Wayne,
03:15:25
it's Tupac here. Call
03:15:29
it's Tupac.
03:15:30
Great answer, great answer. Go.
03:15:35
Let's go big.
03:15:35
It would put to focus on their legacy.
03:15:38
Oh McDonald's Africa's greatest rap of all time
03:15:41
Jay-Z number one.
03:15:45
Number one says it so matter of factly.
03:15:47
Jay-Z you are.
03:15:49
Oh, and damn, who's the greatest rapper of all time?
03:15:55
It depends on us. And with anybody.
03:15:57
I think you're thinking as a hip hop.
03:16:01
It depends.
03:16:01
They asked who's the greatest rapper of all time?
03:16:04
All time is in caps.
03:16:06
It's pretty specific.
03:16:08
No limits.
03:16:08
If you rapped the I would even accept metal rap because they didn't ask me.
03:16:13
You got to imagine that they asked 100 people,
03:16:15
as far as I know, how Family Feud works, so it's not the correct answer.
03:16:17
Like Ice Cube, it's what those that like,
03:16:21
you know what?
03:16:21
And this is me being racist,
03:16:23
but you got to assume that most people were probably white, that they asked.
03:16:26
I don't know why that matters to me, but I think white people know
03:16:29
less about rap than black people.
03:16:30
Am I wrong?
03:16:32
No, no, I'm sure, I'm sure you and Eminem
03:16:34
would disagree with me, but everyone else would agree with me.
03:16:37
Especially the black people.
03:16:39
Hey, we do a mount Rushmore Cities question.
03:16:41
Andre. We got one strike.
03:16:43
Who's the greatest rapper of all time?
03:16:45
Eminem. Yeah.
03:16:48
Who's there?
03:16:49
Did you see?
03:16:49
How did you see how far ahead Eminem was from Jay-Z?
03:16:53
Greatest rapper of all time, Snoop Dogg.
03:16:55
That's 100 people is not only absurd,
03:16:59
Snoop Dogg greatest rapper.
03:17:01
Is NAS already up there?
03:17:02
Entertainer of all time.
03:17:03
They said NAS,
03:17:06
NAS got a strike.
03:17:07
Okay.
03:17:10
Oh that's hard.
03:17:12
Oh that's it.
03:17:14
We don't even know the rest.
03:17:15
Really? That's bullshit.
03:17:17
Why you gotta do that?
03:17:18
I said, who is the greatest rapper of all time?
03:17:21
The answer was Snoop Dogg.
03:17:23
Who did that?
03:17:24
Because honestly, if you ask who's the greatest of all time
03:17:27
and you have eight answers, I don't think they understand the the word great.
03:17:32
I know it's Family Feud.
03:17:33
Yeah, just on.
03:17:36
So yeah, we can do them out. Right?
03:17:38
The one thing about Mount Rushmore is they are not ranked one through four.
03:17:42
It is just oh, they're all four
03:17:46
I don't know four rappers so.
03:17:48
Oh but you know Eminem Rushmore, NAS.
03:17:54
Chuck D.
03:18:00
Me for me.
03:18:03
Marlon who?
03:18:08
Marlon Kraft
03:18:11
I don't know that person.
03:18:13
He's really good.
03:18:15
But come up.
03:18:17
Yeah.
03:18:17
Unfortunately mine are skewed to.
03:18:21
I guess in the 90s more.
03:18:22
But I would say like Eminem, Jay-Z,
03:18:25
DMX and Ice Cube.
03:18:28
He's on my Mount Rushmore of Bible.
03:18:30
Oh, here's Ice Cube, actually.
03:18:33
Oh yeah. He did.
03:18:35
And he also wrote, most of, and stuff for N.W.A.
03:18:40
Yeah, yeah.
03:18:41
I mean, I guess that counts.
03:18:42
Did he, does he have a does he have a solo rap career?
03:18:45
Is that something that rest you?
03:18:46
Yes. No 100%. Would there be something I would.
03:18:49
Whoa whoa whoa,
03:18:52
that didn't help me a bit.
03:18:54
It was a good day. I know that.
03:19:00
All right,
03:19:00
well, probably from a parodies of it.
03:19:04
It's not for sure.
03:19:04
You bust out, bust out an ice cube.
03:19:06
Remember what I did?
03:19:07
I just did several things, but, see, I don't
03:19:11
I don't know, I'm confused.
03:19:12
It's really good to.
03:19:15
15 things you should never put into your dishwasher.
03:19:18
And, what should you never put in?
03:19:22
Dirty dishes?
03:19:23
Number one, you you want them?
03:19:25
That's your number one.
03:19:26
Dirty.
03:19:27
Never put dirty dishes into a dishwasher.
03:19:30
Actually, the answers don't really matter.
03:19:31
Microphone. That was my only bit.
03:19:33
Was the, 15 things I did.
03:19:35
We don't have to go through them.
03:19:37
I just wanted to let you know that clean dishes were 15 things.
03:19:40
There are 15 things that you shouldn't have put in there.
03:19:42
We're not gonna tell you what they are. But just so you know.
03:19:45
Right?
03:19:45
What do you do?
03:19:46
Cancels cast iron pans.
03:19:48
Oh, no. We put you in ten minutes.
03:19:49
Little wooden utensils in there. Why not?
03:19:51
Because they can dry out and splinter your trusty wooden spoon, stirring spoons
03:19:55
into any wood or wooden handled utensils, for that matter, can warp and crack
03:19:58
and the heat of the dish. See? Oh, no.
03:20:00
They always reference the heat of the dishwasher.
03:20:02
Now this May.
03:20:03
It's just you may not like this, but who cares?
03:20:05
We typically turn the dry feature off.
03:20:08
Which, yes, I know we're not sanitizing.
03:20:12
Yeah, but then you got to really sanitizing.
03:20:13
What are you doing?
03:20:15
Sorry, I put dirty dishes in there.
03:20:16
I eat off dirty dishes. They're all.
03:20:17
They leave the all your water spots everywhere.
03:20:20
Not. We don't have water spots.
03:20:22
Why are you even bothering which drenching?
03:20:24
Soaking wet.
03:20:25
Good point.
03:20:26
Why are we bothering with a towel?
03:20:28
You have a dish towel?
03:20:29
If you wash your dishes as much as George does, why bother?
03:20:32
I mean, you're done.
03:20:33
Just put them back and dry them and put them back.
03:20:35
You don't want to cast iron pans.
03:20:36
Just wash their hand immediately after the cast iron pans out.
03:20:40
So you don't want to ruin the seasoning, right? The seasoning.
03:20:42
You see, you have to seasoned.
03:20:44
That's a trick question.
03:20:45
You don't even hand wash cast iron? Nope.
03:20:48
Rinse only.
03:20:49
Yeah, you do.
03:20:50
No insulated mugs?
03:20:52
No. I put my Yeti.
03:20:53
My hat is dishwasher safe.
03:20:57
Until it gets cracked and then it gets cold.
03:20:59
Like the, I've got lightning cable mugs.
03:21:03
Yeah, I think mine is plated mugs. Mine is too.
03:21:05
So that's. That depends.
03:21:07
The price says it depends.
03:21:08
Crystal balls and glassware.
03:21:11
I have definitely put my crystal balls
03:21:13
in nonstick cookware, which we.
03:21:16
I put my nonstick cookware in the dishwasher, I put my
03:21:19
I can see the future of my crystal balls.
03:21:23
Crystal balls
03:21:25
don't put copper in their.
03:21:32
Gold plated wire.
03:21:33
Anything beyond.
03:21:35
Yeah, I don't know, unless you have copper.
03:21:37
Oh, fine. China. Yeah.
03:21:39
There's there's copper pots.
03:21:40
Do you ever see a, copper melting?
03:21:43
You ever see copper melting? Ice cube before?
03:21:48
I was at a bar show, and there was the copper.
03:21:50
There was this?
03:21:51
No, I was at a bar, and there was like this copper strip
03:21:53
right behind the where the taps work.
03:21:55
Because I think
03:21:55
it was just easier for them to, like, mold cut like a piece of copper.
03:21:58
They wanted, like the cool look and the lady who was doing the drinks
03:22:02
dropped an ice cube in over the course
03:22:05
of like a minute to a minute and a half, this ice cube completely melted.
03:22:09
And I'm sitting there and that's the one that ran back and forth.
03:22:12
It's just like wiggling back and forth, and I'm like, I'm like, what the tell me?
03:22:14
Ice Cube is just wiggling back and forth.
03:22:16
And I googled it and it said something about something about
03:22:20
the heat distribution of copper.
03:22:22
Like it's able to like, dispense the heat and like,
03:22:24
just pull it or dispense the cooling pulls from the ice cube.
03:22:28
So it just, it just I keep getting this thing in my, in my Firefox
03:22:31
feed telling me how to get heat without any electricity or power.
03:22:35
And there's a big stick of metal in some kind of a solution.
03:22:37
It looks like a mason jar, and I bet it's something like that where it gives off.
03:22:41
It's obviously the reaction.
03:22:42
I don't think it's anything you're saying.
03:22:43
Let's stick a metal mason jar.
03:22:45
Yeah, this this says don't put knives in your dishwasher.
03:22:48
So knives are not dishwashers and sharp knives that don't mix.
03:22:53
No, not only can high heat and strong detergent weaken the metal and corrode
03:22:56
and even rust metal knives, but the elements all serve
03:22:58
steak knife handles.
03:22:59
Additionally, the physical jostling that a knife endures during a wash causes
03:23:03
a wash cycle causes the blade to bump into other silverware, which dulls the blood.
03:23:08
I put mine away.
03:23:09
You know what else does a blade using it?
03:23:12
Yeah.
03:23:12
I also don't just buy a new sharpen your knife.
03:23:14
Sharpen your knives. Yeah, just buy new knives.
03:23:16
New technology comes out. I embrace new technology.
03:23:19
If my shit gets old, I'll just buy new stuff. It's okay.
03:23:22
All the knife
03:23:23
talk we do out here at the Cub Scout in me.
03:23:26
Yeah, we do.
03:23:28
The Cub Scout that's in me right now is telling me.
03:23:30
Yeah. Oh, no.
03:23:32
You should use a sharp knife.
03:23:34
Sharpener is safer.
03:23:38
Yeah.
03:23:38
Shout out to scouts. You can get out of me now.
03:23:41
Shout out to the Boy Scouts.
03:23:43
We had a bunch of young, young scouts.
03:23:46
This says don't wash plastic containers.
03:23:48
Yeah, I don't like doing that.
03:23:49
That's another reason why we don't put the heat on.
03:23:52
Depends.
03:23:53
They will warp and leach.
03:23:55
Chemical leaching.
03:23:57
So I got
03:23:59
people in my family reuse water bottles.
03:24:02
So long, repeatedly, months on end.
03:24:07
Shouldn't do that.
03:24:07
And when I say water bottles, I mean the.
03:24:09
Yeah, the store bought water bottles.
03:24:10
She's like, I just keep refilling them.
03:24:12
And she thinks she's saving the environment and doing the right thing.
03:24:14
And I'm like, put your
03:24:16
the the leaching from the plastic is just going into you like you
03:24:19
probably can't because those things aren't designed to last that long.
03:24:22
I mean, they break down
03:24:23
right away, let alone month later, of being in the refrigerator
03:24:27
and then warming up in the refrigerator and warming up.
03:24:31
Can't be good.
03:24:31
Yeah, I was of those in general.
03:24:33
Like, freezing, thawing,
03:24:37
cold to get you leave, come back.
03:24:39
He's trying to.
03:24:46
Root to do.
03:24:48
All right.
03:24:48
Well, okay, we can double back on, the topic one time
03:24:52
and do a, Brady drawer show.
03:24:55
Dear Brady drawer.
03:24:59
Dear fudge,
03:25:03
last time my husband and I were eating at a popular restaurant.
03:25:05
When the owner started talking to the others.
03:25:07
At the next meeting, you say the topic was bathrooms
03:25:12
where people leave behind and cleaning up after them.
03:25:15
The people he was talking to had finished their dinner,
03:25:17
and by the time we sat down, the subject didn't bother them.
03:25:20
I got a tap.
03:25:21
The owner on the shoulder and asked if he could
03:25:23
please talk about something else because people within earshot were eating.
03:25:27
He took offense and said it shouldn't bother anyone.
03:25:29
Then he ordered me to go get my money back and leave.
03:25:33
I said back down to try to finish eating.
03:25:36
When he came over, threw money at our table,
03:25:39
told us to leave immediately and not to come back.
03:25:41
My husband and I were dumbfounded.
03:25:43
We stared at each other for a moment, then left our plates and walked out.
03:25:47
Was I wrong?
03:25:48
Was I overly sensitive or rude?
03:25:50
We were brought up not to discuss bodily functions at the dinner table.
03:25:54
If I had been the owner, I would have apologized and changed the subject.
03:25:58
I am so offended by this.
03:25:59
If I was wrong,
03:26:00
I will send the owner of written apology saying that too much in Indiana
03:26:06
I heard something.
03:26:07
You're sharpening your pencil.
03:26:09
You need to write that letter.
03:26:12
About the eavesdropping.
03:26:16
I mean, she's got an argument,
03:26:17
but like with my manager, I am just like, all right,
03:26:22
I don't give a fuck if you're halfway through your meal or whatever.
03:26:24
Here's your money back. Get the fuck out.
03:26:27
And guess what?
03:26:28
You have to leave and,
03:26:32
you don't have a case there.
03:26:33
You ate half a fruit, you got a half a free meal.
03:26:36
You know, you go get the fuck out.
03:26:37
Get the fuck out. I like that approach.
03:26:39
I mean, regardless of what the argument is, I like that approach.
03:26:42
Right? Yes.
03:26:43
If I'm you, the supervisor.
03:26:45
The soup soup Nazi Seinfeld reference. Yep.
03:26:50
Yeah, we got a fledge Rants
03:26:52
comment removed, but it doesn't tell me from where
03:26:57
really?
03:26:58
Tick tock comment was removed on 127.
03:27:02
Sorry.
03:27:04
Military times is a little tricky.
03:27:05
At 100 and 1 p.m. was it today?
03:27:08
It was yesterday.
03:27:11
Yeah, it was yesterday.
03:27:15
I have yes, today.
03:27:18
Are you keeping comment?
03:27:22
I'm not dealing with somebody I think I hope.
03:27:25
No, no, you're not I, I've got it on very good.
03:27:28
The already
03:27:30
I don't know how to look back to find the post.
03:27:33
The what it's from though just tells me to comment.
03:27:36
Oh what was something
03:27:39
a pianist way smarter than a moron.
03:27:41
She aspires to be a piano.
03:27:43
She's a moron with a huge ego. Oh,
03:27:46
what do they have to say about the Jews?
03:27:50
I like orange juice.
03:27:52
Yeah, yeah, but pineapple juice?
03:27:56
Yeah, I like this. I like,
03:27:59
I like, I might as
03:28:00
well just do this now just for to clean up.
03:28:04
Clean up. Mark will be palate cleanser.
03:28:07
I'll have this. Might as well just let's go on in the background.
03:28:09
Spite as spite as well
03:28:13
as well.
03:28:17
Oh, nice.
03:28:18
Scorpion. Deep sea.
03:28:21
Deep sea on this one.
03:28:22
That's the name of the Chinese I use on that.
03:28:25
Yeah. Deep sea. Oh, and and the Chinese.
03:28:27
I that I was ranting about earlier is completely open source.
03:28:31
Meaning they show you all the code.
03:28:33
All right.
03:28:35
Yeah.
03:28:35
ChatGPT does it from the other video.
03:28:39
That's bullshit.
03:28:39
Although they start they started with open source
03:28:42
and then merged it into some weird monster
03:28:46
that it is now. A.
03:28:51
Oh, that was terrible.
03:28:56
I want to play that.
03:28:57
Was that basketball?
03:29:00
No. Were there basketball hoops on the end?
03:29:02
There's
03:29:03
they have, track if trampoline basketball.
03:29:07
Yeah.
03:29:07
Yeah I could actually.
03:29:08
Yeah I could actually dunk.
03:29:10
Yeah I was, I saw that.
03:29:12
Yeah.
03:29:14
My, my niece or my future
03:29:16
niece has was it had a birthday party at a trampoline park that I was at.
03:29:20
She's not born yet.
03:29:21
I, I told my girlfriend that,
03:29:24
that, know they had the basketball thing there.
03:29:26
There was a couple of the, fathers that were, like, trying to, like
03:29:31
they were go off, but it's just like, it was just cute because it's like,
03:29:35
yeah, I, I've like, I have no really like, want or need to do that
03:29:39
because like I used to be able to dunk like that like regularly.
03:29:43
And so I really have no like need to.
03:29:46
It was just, it was just kind of funny regularly is a weird like so
03:29:49
like right in the middle of homeroom, like regularly if I wanted to.
03:29:53
Yeah. Yeah.
03:29:54
Any not not anytime, but all the time.
03:29:57
Yeah.
03:29:57
I could still probably dunk,
03:29:59
but it would just be a squeaker over the thing right now.
03:30:01
Just because when you don't use those muscles.
03:30:03
It's weird how, last time I was there hooping, I jumped.
03:30:06
It was just. It was like, weird.
03:30:07
I was like, how did it how does why does get ready for jump.
03:30:12
You have your first moment
03:30:13
when you turn 40, you have your Brett Farve moment
03:30:15
where there's things you've done your whole life.
03:30:17
Your mind is like, yes.
03:30:19
And then your body says, no, no.
03:30:21
I'm sure if I worked my calf muscles out, I could, you know.
03:30:24
No, I'm sure you may.
03:30:26
You may be the, the best specimen human specimen in the world.
03:30:30
You may be 80 before you hit that moment, but you will hit that moment.
03:30:34
I just don't ever need to.
03:30:36
I've got I've I've put my time on other attributes, like,
03:30:40
I don't know, like a disc golf micro or, I don't know, working on the house.
03:30:45
My breath for movement was downhill.
03:30:48
Good for downhill skiing was my Brett Favre moment.
03:30:51
Oh, I know it wasn't bad.
03:30:53
I didn't get hurt.
03:30:54
I just remember this.
03:30:55
Things that I used to be able to do that my legs were not doing anymore.
03:30:58
Yeah. Sorry. I'm old enough where I skied.
03:30:59
I started skiing before snowboarding existed.
03:31:04
So you're good.
03:31:05
Okay, so, you know, I'm old.
03:31:08
When I started skiing, the snowboarders were the pieces of shit
03:31:11
that infiltrated the the downhill hills for skiing.
03:31:14
And now I'm the asshole that's going slow between the people
03:31:17
that are zipping over me. And I'm the queer.
03:31:18
You're the.
03:31:19
I'm supposed to downhill ski down the middle of a fucking pipe
03:31:22
while they're doing shit over me. I'm like, I'm out.
03:31:25
And then I tried to turn and I'm like, oh, my hip.
03:31:29
To skiers, I want to like, back and forth.
03:31:32
And they do like a weird
03:31:33
swipe to the side and it's like, dude, if you're like, you gotta look in your
03:31:37
periphery.
03:31:37
Snowboard is way more maneuverable, bro.
03:31:40
Obviously it's way more maneuverable, but I've never learned how to ski or in
03:31:44
the skis. I'll be doing this next to you.
03:31:45
And then so you go, okay, I'm going to go around him.
03:31:47
Next thing you know, he goes over here and starts doing it
03:31:49
and it's like, dude, could you not have looked over
03:31:50
your shoulder before you fucking changed lanes, you son of a bitch?
03:31:54
No, because he's enjoying skiing like he used to fuck snowboarders.
03:31:58
You can.
03:31:59
It's like you have a sports car and I'm driving in a big old, old Delta 98.
03:32:03
I can't do what you just said, like you can. Oh,
03:32:07
takes me see like that.
03:32:08
You keep the times, grandpa.
03:32:11
You should have saw me too, dude.
03:32:12
I had my own skis and they were old.
03:32:15
So not only was I a skier, but I was an old.
03:32:17
The other one too.
03:32:21
Oh. Oh,
03:32:24
I was the young one in my party too.
03:32:26
We went for a guy's 50th birthday and I was like, in my 40s.
03:32:29
That's really creepy. Okay.
03:32:31
It was the young women and their families.
03:32:34
It was very guy's 50th birthday.
03:32:36
I was the younger.
03:32:38
His shit.
03:32:38
Do they call them garage sale?
03:32:40
These kids were calling him garage sale because his shit
03:32:43
the old compared to mine even he made me look at.
03:32:48
Oh, this isn't really a scorpion.
03:32:52
Oh, this probably will.
03:32:55
No. Yeah.
03:32:57
Roll over.
03:33:01
I just did the scorpion reference.
03:33:03
Wow. I'm retired.
03:33:05
Oh, really?
03:33:06
Really. It's because they're better.
03:33:08
Yeah. No, I really just got it.
03:33:10
We've been doing this for weeks.
03:33:11
We've been doing this for weeks.
03:33:12
Or is this the first at this point.
03:33:14
Yeah.
03:33:15
Yeah it was. Yeah. Over the year.
03:33:16
You guys see you're inside jokes.
03:33:18
I'm fine with not knowing, but I just want to make sure we have you on the show.
03:33:23
Phil, this comes up.
03:33:25
No, it doesn't. Doesn't really. Yeah.
03:33:27
This is what this is called.
03:33:29
Yes it fails compilation you right
03:33:34
I was saying yeah, I know they exist, but I don't think
03:33:36
oh the first time we featured it on this show or the Legends show was
03:33:42
it was that football one.
03:33:44
Man, that guy's helmet hit the back was like middle of his back.
03:33:47
Oh, God, that was gross.
03:33:51
Like, most of these are pretty tame compared to that.
03:33:55
Except for that. Yeah.
03:33:56
Oh, okay. That could have been worse.
03:33:58
He would have made it if he was on a snowboard.
03:34:00
The guy on the trampoline.
03:34:02
Pretty close. Stuff.
03:34:05
He would have been less gay if he was on the silver. Oh.
03:34:11
I don't know about that.
03:34:13
Yeah.
03:34:15
Oh, shit.
03:34:17
Oh, leave it on
03:34:20
high speed. Whoa!
03:34:22
Oh, dude,
03:34:25
I whoa.
03:34:26
Oh, you had your right on that.
03:34:29
That was sweet, dude, you're fucking awesome.
03:34:33
You up with that fucking lord?
03:34:35
Who cares if she hit her? He hit her leg on that.
03:34:43
Oh, wait.
03:34:45
There's something there.
03:34:46
Oh. Oh,
03:34:50
oh, you tried to warn the fish was waiting for that.
03:34:53
Oh, no. Oh.
03:34:59
I found the, the football scorpion.
03:35:02
Oh, oh. Did you.
03:35:03
Oh, this is so gross.
03:35:05
Oh, right.
03:35:06
Yeah.
03:35:07
The hurt.
03:35:11
Oh, I like some of these.
03:35:13
May repeat.
03:35:16
Yeah.
03:35:17
Other.
03:35:18
A couple of them were like, everyone else has mats.
03:35:20
Why is he jumping over wood?
03:35:21
Things that was not,
03:35:24
I have no sense.
03:35:26
I have no,
03:35:29
ability to edit out the ones that we've seen in the previous video.
03:35:32
Comment down below what you think George has.
03:35:34
No, no, I have no, fill in that blank
03:35:38
penis
03:35:40
canyon.
03:35:41
We should have a caption contest.
03:35:43
Vagina. Oh.
03:35:50
Okay, I wanted to mention,
03:35:51
while this is playing, did you notice how Saturday Night
03:35:53
Live made a complete pivot?
03:35:55
No, no, they actually had a laugh because it sucks.
03:35:58
No, dude, they had a skit that Rachel Maddow was a man.
03:36:01
That was the whole bit.
03:36:03
There's no way they would have done that.
03:36:05
You're like, they're going to pander to whatever administration is in power and
03:36:10
no, they're not.
03:36:11
But because they didn't last time.
03:36:13
But, I don't understand how that's so funny.
03:36:18
She looks just like Wil.
03:36:19
What's Wil Wheaton?
03:36:20
Yeah, she is a man.
03:36:22
Yeah, she looks like a man.
03:36:24
You weren't allowed to say that two weeks ago.
03:36:27
They joked about it.
03:36:28
But there's no rules now, right?
03:36:30
But not on Saturday Night Live.
03:36:32
Now, for a long time, I mean, it used to be outrageous.
03:36:35
Used to be wonderful.
03:36:36
In the 70s and 80s, not so much the 90s, certainly not 2000,
03:36:40
and certainly not 2010 or 2020.
03:36:44
Some late 2020s.
03:36:45
Do we call the 2020s yet? Are we in the 20s?
03:36:49
Yes. Throughout the 2100, browser or not.
03:36:53
So here comes Robinson and Sluts.
03:36:56
That's all down here.
03:36:57
It ball is loose on the 26.
03:37:01
So he died, right?
03:37:02
He's dead.
03:37:03
Yeah he's dead now.
03:37:04
He somehow gets up and is walking.
03:37:06
Yeah.
03:37:07
I don't even that's a body.
03:37:09
That's that's a body that's in shape. No that's not.
03:37:11
Yeah I mean like
03:37:13
if my body did that I was like, man,
03:37:18
this lady's watch what happens?
03:37:20
It's not his legs, dude. His head touches the middle of his back.
03:37:22
Even his head touches his butt.
03:37:24
His head touches his butt.
03:37:26
That's incredible. Goes right to Robinson.
03:37:28
How do you even supposed to go fuck yourself?
03:37:32
There's other teams like go fuck yourself.
03:37:33
And then he's like, dude, I wasn't being literal.
03:37:36
Yeah, I am Morgenstern number 41.
03:37:40
That hurts so bad.
03:37:41
It hurts me sitting here.
03:37:44
Boy, you better make sure that you get that ball seated properly again.
03:37:47
That ball.
03:37:47
It's almost natural to take your extended away from your body to cushion the ball.
03:37:52
But watch what happens here.
03:37:54
Ball.
03:37:54
Just look the dude does.
03:37:57
He didn't have to lunge him like that to try to hit him.
03:37:59
I was like, I thought he was going to be down when he fell right to Robinson.
03:38:02
Yeah.
03:38:02
Floods the zone down he goes balls loose because I do no extra help.
03:38:07
Extra out as he was. Yeah.
03:38:10
Put a scorpion on that.
03:38:11
However you want to say that one way better than I did.
03:38:14
Hey, do you remember three weeks ago when I said I thought I saw a moon?
03:38:18
I thought the moon had a moon again?
03:38:20
You don't remember you guys.
03:38:22
You guys watch the show with
03:38:25
the ball?
03:38:25
I do my impression of you.
03:38:26
By the way, the spider had I backwards.
03:38:29
Moon in the moon. What the fuck, man?
03:38:31
I'm talking about.
03:38:31
Yeah, I was driving home
03:38:32
and I saw a moon next to the moon when I was, like, tripping out.
03:38:37
Yeah, I remember that. I was.
03:38:38
I said, well, it was obviously a star or something
03:38:40
behind it, but then I thought, and somebody else agreed
03:38:43
that it would be the moon would be too bright.
03:38:44
I know the new moon isn't really bright, but the reflection of the sun on
03:38:46
the moon would be too bright to see a star behind it.
03:38:49
Which is true.
03:38:49
And then I came upon this
03:38:52
earth.
03:38:53
Recent mini moon may be an actual piece of the moon.
03:38:59
So a piece of the moon broke off.
03:39:02
No big deal.
03:39:04
It's actually a thing.
03:39:06
Yeah. No.
03:39:08
You discovered a mini.
03:39:09
The minimal.
03:39:11
No, no, it happened a long time ago, and it was coming back.
03:39:13
I don't think what I saw was this at all.
03:39:15
It could have been, but I don't think it was.
03:39:17
I mean, it's coming back.
03:39:19
Is that playing a small space rock that lingered near Earth last year was.
03:39:23
It was last year.
03:39:23
So it wasn't when I saw it a few weeks ago.
03:39:26
It may be a chunk of the moon that chipped off thousands of years ago.
03:39:31
It's a piece of the moon.
03:39:32
Oh, you know how they name things now, this may be Tesla's
03:39:35
car, who knows, but they call it 2004 five.
03:39:38
So if you're looking if you're curious, you can Google it.
03:39:41
It's 2024 or 2 0245.
03:39:47
It's about ten meters wide.
03:39:50
No danger of colliding, which I don't know how the fuck they know
03:39:53
that if they don't even know where Tesla's car is,
03:39:55
I don't believe them that they know that anything is going to hit the earth.
03:39:57
Ever.
03:39:58
The nice 12 inch one that would have fit perfect.
03:40:01
Yeah.
03:40:05
Nothing wrong with that. No problem. Here.
03:40:08
Talking about my 12 inch fits perfect in my wife.
03:40:11
I can cover my own ass.
03:40:14
Right, while creating
03:40:16
two more drop clips for you, I think it's just the right length.
03:40:26
12in,
03:40:28
I agree.
03:40:29
Yeah.
03:40:37
No, I know where that was coming up.
03:40:41
I think it's just the right length.
03:40:43
How about you
03:40:45
know.
03:40:51
This is what is called a lol, I got nothing I went through.
03:40:54
Everything is great.
03:40:57
I send my heart out to you both.
03:40:59
Yeah, we're going to we're going to do the compatible ism argument next week.
03:41:03
The same what compatible ism argument.
03:41:06
You can't have a compatible ism argument.
03:41:08
That in itself is a paradox.
03:41:10
No, I think I got a strong one.
03:41:12
I if I could just figure out how to articulate it.
03:41:15
Now, remember, I hate,
03:41:18
hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate compatible.
03:41:22
Okay.
03:41:22
Well, let's say I do.
03:41:24
You think I'm going to take on the one side?
03:41:27
You have determinism, on the other side you have free will determine.
03:41:32
So and even
03:41:35
its random chance has anything to do with any of this.
03:41:38
It can't be predetermined or free will.
03:41:41
It's another way you started with determined
03:41:44
and in the middle of your sentence you made it predetermined.
03:41:46
Those are two hugely different things,
03:41:51
determined and predetermined.
03:41:52
Two different things. To me they are. Yeah.
03:41:55
Oh, please explain how.
03:41:59
Predetermined makes it sound like that.
03:42:01
There is no choice, no other outcome than what you are have defined ahead of time.
03:42:07
No, I don't believe.
03:42:08
I don't believe that's possible just because I'm saying that probability.
03:42:12
Well, that's a predictability in a probability,
03:42:14
but that's not predetermined.
03:42:16
You could be right 99.9% of the time when people look like it's it's predetermined.
03:42:20
No, it's not decided until that moment.
03:42:24
And if there was no difference in the moment, taken from your own words,
03:42:26
then why is there two different ways to say it?
03:42:30
And so the difference alone,
03:42:32
the difference alone would be three letters pre.
03:42:36
So I win.
03:42:37
They are different.
03:42:38
No one's, no one's looking at the other room.
03:42:40
So that means I room right now could like there could be an elephant in there
03:42:44
until I walk in there and verify that there was no elephant in there this year.
03:42:47
Cat you know.
03:42:48
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's perfect, that's perfect.
03:42:51
That's determined.
03:42:52
Predetermined would mean you would already know the elephant was there.
03:42:55
Odds are no, that's that's impossible.
03:42:57
Predetermination is is impossible.
03:43:00
It might you might.
03:43:02
It's the
03:43:03
probability factor with that due to saying
03:43:06
in order for predetermination to exist, you'd have to be right.
03:43:09
100% of the thing is to say you're just
03:43:12
probability factor.
03:43:16
But if you add a bunch of natural laws and you say something is determined,
03:43:19
like water is determined to flow downhill, I'll agree with that.
03:43:23
Or borders. I meant to keep,
03:43:26
but it might not be predetermined because what if something interrupts it
03:43:29
that you're unaware of?
03:43:31
Then you're predetermined.
03:43:32
Your awareness isn't part of the equation.
03:43:35
That's what you're missing.
03:43:37
It has to be according to you.
03:43:38
If there's no awareness, if I'm not, if I'm not witnessing it, if I'm not somehow
03:43:42
hitting the sensors of my being, then it doesn't even exist.
03:43:45
If a tree falls in the forest, it does make a sound.
03:43:51
So you say that.
03:43:52
But as somebody who can render graphics, it's wrong.
03:43:55
If we're if we're not in the forest, we don't even render the forest.
03:43:57
If you're if you're able to hear the tree fall, then yes.
03:44:02
If not, then no, the tree did not make a sound.
03:44:06
Yeah.
03:44:07
The you have to define sound isn't sound just the impact of the airwave
03:44:11
against your ear?
03:44:12
If your ears is not there, then there is no sound.
03:44:14
If there's no monitor, there is no thing.
03:44:16
What we're talking about right now is the observer problem,
03:44:19
which was determined by the double slit experiment.
03:44:23
Guess what? Terminator predetermined.
03:44:26
It just determined there's
03:44:28
there's no you can drop the pre determined.
03:44:31
Let's do that then okay.
03:44:33
That's what you you added the pre okay.
03:44:37
I do
03:44:38
the in the to the double word experiment
03:44:43
a the observation
03:44:46
is what makes it what changes it from
03:44:49
two bands to a
03:44:54
some pattern of bands.
03:44:57
Multiple. Here's why.
03:44:59
In order to detect a particle going through one slit or the other,
03:45:04
you affect the particles.
03:45:07
You're.
03:45:08
See, the, the act of observation
03:45:11
is changing the outcome.
03:45:14
It's pretty sure. How can you be sure
03:45:16
if you can't observe it when it's like, how can you be sure?
03:45:21
Because when you don't observe it, it's only two bands.
03:45:24
You observe it,
03:45:26
and then when you observe it, it's because it's a you observe it
03:45:29
because there's I think there's ways I'm sorry, you're confusing me so
03:45:33
they're able to observe it.
03:45:34
You said when they're not observing it, that's what you were going to say.
03:45:38
No, no you can't. Honestly, I don't know.
03:45:40
How do they know there's only two when they're not observing it?
03:45:42
If they're not observing it, I'm. It's a sermon.
03:45:45
Start recording anything.
03:45:47
How do they know there's only two?
03:45:49
Maybe it does do it.
03:45:50
They just don't know it because they're numb.
03:45:51
It's there's two points at which you can observe it
03:45:54
when it hits the back screen and when it passes through the slit.
03:45:59
So where the result is, it hits the back screen.
03:46:04
That's what you're always observing.
03:46:05
Every time it's hitting the back spring.
03:46:10
If you observe it going through one or the other of the slits,
03:46:13
you're changing the trajectory. How?
03:46:19
In order to see something,
03:46:20
a photon must hit it and bounce back
03:46:24
at least one.
03:46:27
When you're measuring through both slits, you're changing because you actually know
03:46:30
you're doing one single photon and it splits and it goes through both.
03:46:32
I thought that was the
03:46:34
day. Yes.
03:46:35
And that's that's where you get the interference pattern.
03:46:38
So what are you saying going through one.
03:46:40
It goes a little farther because it has to go to instead of just boom.
03:46:45
No, it doesn't only likes it in the slit, it doesn't like it in the back door.
03:46:49
What.
03:46:51
Like the double slit experiment.
03:46:54
The double slit. Slit experiment?
03:46:57
Yes. That that one to.
03:47:00
Well, what?
03:47:00
We look that up. I do have this to play really quick.
03:47:02
The interference pattern.
03:47:03
But maybe you guys have already seen this, but this is, somewhat.
03:47:09
Yeah. We go.
03:47:09
No, I'm not going back to again
03:47:11
one of those threats is this illegal alien from Haiti.
03:47:14
I says he's a gang member
03:47:16
with 17 criminals around there starting to round up all the illegals.
03:47:20
So you tell me, how dare they go fighting forever, bro?
03:47:23
Pick Obama for everything that he did for me.
03:47:25
So is this Doctor Phil?
03:47:28
That's the best one.
03:47:29
No. Know what somebody said?
03:47:30
A member with 17 criminal convictions.
03:47:33
Yeah. You're not taking me back to Haiti.
03:47:35
So why?
03:47:36
Haiti is not a shithole.
03:47:37
It's a wonderful, beautiful place.
03:47:39
He says 17 criminal.
03:47:41
He says Fuck Trump.
03:47:42
He said some other stuffs for you.
03:47:44
Tell me you're fighting for bro.
03:47:46
Pick Obama for everything that he did for me. So.
03:47:51
See, I'm a dick.
03:47:52
I think that even that is a set up like
03:47:55
they, you know, I mean I don't know,
03:47:57
I don't it's two it's too perfect.
03:48:01
I must guess he's a Haitian gang member.
03:48:02
They've got him on, I know it.
03:48:05
So Doctor Phil's out there with our, with our borders.
03:48:08
Are they?
03:48:09
Go and, take down Chris Hansen.
03:48:13
Takedown is doing, illegal aliens now target all his all his sex.
03:48:18
Private predators.
03:48:19
No, all of his sex predators are also illegal aliens for the next.
03:48:22
This he teamed up with the czar.
03:48:25
Yeah. It's awesome, I love.
03:48:27
Okay, where is that?
03:48:28
Doctor Phil's shit. It's.
03:48:30
No, it's called, What's his name?
03:48:32
I forgot his name.
03:48:33
Doctor Phil's Chris Hansen. No, Chris.
03:48:35
No. Now they're not together. They're both.
03:48:37
Doctor Phil's going around with the borders.
03:48:39
And then separately, Chris Hansen is working with the borders.
03:48:42
Are doing just what's his show called Chris Hansen.
03:48:45
Take that crossover.
03:48:47
Ignore the CDC take down second a bunch.
03:48:49
He's had a bunch of a couple reboots of of to catch a Predator style.
03:48:53
Yeah. It's the it's exactly the catch predator.
03:48:55
They're just all mixed even just
03:48:58
really.
03:48:59
Oh, that's what he's advertising.
03:49:01
He's jumping right on this, I don't think I don't think the bandwagon more than.
03:49:05
It's like a Humvee.
03:49:07
We're jumping on the armored Humvee.
03:49:10
Doctor Phil, being out there was weird.
03:49:12
And he's interviewing the guy, and he turns into the doctor. Phil.
03:49:15
And in the middle of the borders, walks in and goes,
03:49:17
you know, this guy raped kids, right?
03:49:18
Or something to that effect.
03:49:20
And Doctor Phil's kind of like, we'll be right back.
03:49:26
That's his catchphrase.
03:49:26
I don't know what he really said.
03:49:39
He has a black jacket on.
03:49:40
Am I supposed to respect him more than the white coat?
03:49:44
I hope so.
03:49:46
Does anyone else thinking that?
03:49:47
Is anyone else thinking that he is the particle we're about to monitor?
03:49:51
Oh, that the red?
03:49:52
Why can't I hear him?
03:49:54
You can't.
03:49:55
Because you don't need to hear him.
03:49:57
You can't hear.
03:49:58
You can't hear a goddamn thing you saying, dude.
03:50:00
So every time, about the same time of the night,
03:50:01
I lose my audio, and then I have to fucking.
03:50:04
I can hear you.
03:50:06
Where'd it go?
03:50:08
It didn't go in the last place.
03:50:09
You look I'm not muted.
03:50:11
It's not muted. Share screen.
03:50:13
Try this again I can't even see your audio.
03:50:17
You can't say I like an audio.
03:50:20
If you've ever mixed
03:50:22
hear.
03:50:22
Now where where do you start with this.
03:50:25
Imagine you have a source of light
03:50:28
shining against the screen with two slits.
03:50:31
Now for the pedants in the audience, the source of light
03:50:35
has to be monochromatic light lights of a particular wavelength.
03:50:38
Well, where's the force?
03:50:39
A light bulb is white light, and that's made up
03:50:41
of all the colors of the spectrum, lots of different wavelengths.
03:50:43
But imagine
03:50:43
this is just a single wavelength of light, and you can see the light is coming out
03:50:47
in, in waves, like like ripples in a pond.
03:50:52
That's the nature of the waves behavior
03:50:55
as the light hits the screen,
03:50:58
it squeezes through the two slits, and each slit in turn on the other side
03:51:03
becomes almost like a new source of light, and the light spreads out.
03:51:08
It deflects.
03:51:10
Hey, hey.
03:51:11
Oh, that get better.
03:51:14
Hey, you.
03:51:17
Planers.
03:51:18
Is that what they're called?
03:51:19
Non globes that think that that the light does that in the clouds.
03:51:24
That means that the sun is directly on the other side of the clouds.
03:51:27
This is why the light does that.
03:51:30
Laughs the way it expands from the separate holes like that.
03:51:34
It's just like the breaks the clouds.
03:51:36
Okay.
03:51:36
So you get the interference pattern, you motherfucker.
03:51:40
And it changes when you detect the slits.
03:51:43
They will interfere with each other.
03:51:45
So where a crest hits, a trough, they will cancel.
03:51:48
Where crest hits the crest, they will amplify, and so on
03:51:52
and so on the back screen, there's really only up with
03:51:56
what's called an interference pattern, a series of light and dark
03:52:00
fringes in network where the waves have either canceled out or
03:52:06
worked together.
03:52:07
In fact, they're all interacting with each other through sources of light.
03:52:12
You know what I mean?
03:52:13
That goes back to the
03:52:14
source years that we've known about since the early 19th century.
03:52:18
But here's where it gets interesting doing the same experiments again,
03:52:21
but doing it not with waves, but with particles.
03:52:24
Do it with grains of sand.
03:52:26
So this is the same experiment, but I've tipped at 90 degrees
03:52:30
rather than waves that are spread out,
03:52:32
that wash up against the two slits and squeeze through.
03:52:37
Here you've got individual particles
03:52:39
of sand, and each particle would either go through one slit or the other.
03:52:42
And so you see that will through drain through.
03:52:44
And you get two bumps underneath each of the slits.
03:52:49
So the two peaks is reminiscent of particle like behavior.
03:52:55
Whereas the the multiple pattern of interference is wavelike behavior.
03:53:00
What if we do the same experiment with atoms?
03:53:04
Well, that's kind of weird to have an atom.
03:53:06
Guns, hard to see atoms, atoms.
03:53:09
A stream of, because they're very small.
03:53:12
Let's block off one of the two slits.
03:53:14
So these two slits are, you know, the dimensions and separation of the slits
03:53:18
is chosen appropriately to to show us, how atoms do things.
03:53:23
And this is all hypothetical.
03:53:25
I can actually reproduce this with an atom. Literally.
03:53:28
Do this. A lot of atoms hitting the back screen.
03:53:30
So this will now have to be some sort of photosensitive screen where whereby when
03:53:34
an atom hits it, I'm also able to flash a line to say the atom has arrived here.
03:53:40
So the atoms are arriving
03:53:41
as these little pinpricks of one of us has not act like a know it all.
03:53:46
Of course, a lot of the atoms will be blocked by the first screen.
03:53:49
They won't go through that slit.
03:53:51
But those will be the guy, right?
03:53:53
You can see the size of the atoms.
03:53:55
But if you didn't know anything about atom to say, well,
03:53:57
that's fine, we can understand that.
03:53:59
Some a lot of the atoms are going clean through the slits.
03:54:02
Some are sort of maybe bouncing off the edge of the slit.
03:54:04
And so they're sort of
03:54:05
being deflected a bit, which is why you get a bit, a bit of a spread.
03:54:10
The first mystery of quantum mechanics,
03:54:12
smack comes when we open the second slit,
03:54:18
because now we see something that's very much
03:54:22
like the interference pattern we got with light.
03:54:25
Yeah, because they're bouncing off of the two
03:54:27
rather than having for two bands very similar of,
03:54:31
of of spots where the atoms have gone through the two slits,
03:54:35
it's as though the atoms have gone through the slits behaving like waves.
03:54:39
And in and you get interference of the waves and you get these bands.
03:54:43
If we know nothing about atoms or quantum mechanics,
03:54:45
you could try and rationalize and say, well, you know,
03:54:47
maybe atoms behave in a very strange way and like waves,
03:54:52
only a certain number of them are allowed to all sit together.
03:54:55
I watch Big Bang Mama.
03:54:56
I know they're both waves and particles.
03:54:58
I know you, you go next to Bob.
03:55:00
And by the way, they want a Nobel Prize only for that between the two bands.
03:55:05
But a few naughty atoms do.
03:55:07
So there's a bit of a scatter.
03:55:08
Yeah, we don't know. There could be some
03:55:13
forces between atoms
03:55:15
that make them coordinate their actions
03:55:18
in a way to give this pattern.
03:55:21
That's not mysterious.
03:55:22
That's just we just don't know how atoms do things.
03:55:25
But we can be clever and we can force the issue.
03:55:29
Oh, what if we were to not send the atoms all through at once?
03:55:33
Aren't the stones that bounce off your eyes separate from the atom?
03:55:36
Leave enough of a gap for the atom to get through to hit the screen?
03:55:40
Of course, as I say, some atoms will hit the,
03:55:45
hit the first screen and not get through.
03:55:47
But those that get through will hit the back screen.
03:55:50
So let's run the experiments again.
03:55:52
Slowly and gradually you'll see as the atoms go through, there'll be
03:55:57
look like they're just randomly arriving on the other side.
03:56:01
You keep sending atoms, they fire these one at a time, one at a time.
03:56:06
Gradually we said that at almost the same time, that same pattern appears.
03:56:10
So each atom by itself,
03:56:14
interference, is somehow contributing its small part to the overall
03:56:19
wave like behavior that we see right in the interference thing that we have.
03:56:25
We learned about that with particles that sound those vibrations.
03:56:28
We know the atoms are tiny, localized particles we can't see.
03:56:31
It's too small to even see under the microscope.
03:56:33
We're firing it at the screen with the two Smits.
03:56:37
Some moment later, you see a flash of light on the back screen.
03:56:41
It's arrived in a localized point.
03:56:43
It's not spread itself out.
03:56:45
You don't get some like a wash over sort of a faint light across the whole screen.
03:56:49
So a little point.
03:56:49
The atom is localized, arrived in a certain location, and yet
03:56:54
it somehow seems to have been aware of there being two slits,
03:56:58
not one aware, because it's giving rise to this interference pattern.
03:57:03
How does one atom do that? Does it split in half?
03:57:05
Does it become like, a cloud that goes through both?
03:57:09
Well, we can try and be even cleverer.
03:57:13
What if we were to spy it in the atom and see where it goes?
03:57:17
We're going
03:57:17
to gently just observe which slit it goes through.
03:57:22
So you put a detector
03:57:23
just above the upper slit that will flash or beep
03:57:27
whenever it sees an atom go through that top slit.
03:57:31
Okay.
03:57:32
Got it.
03:57:33
Sure enough, you fire the atoms through one at a time.
03:57:38
50% of the time, the detector will beep.
03:57:43
Yeah, the other 50% of the time it doesn't.
03:57:45
The assumption being that the atom has gone through
03:57:50
the slit. The lowest slit.
03:57:52
But of course, I've been cheeky here.
03:57:53
I haven't shown you the results of the experiment.
03:57:59
Two bands.
03:58:00
That's what you get
03:58:02
50% of the time.
03:58:03
It beeps and you see a spot arrive adjacent to the upper slit.
03:58:08
The other half of the time it doesn't beep, but you see a spot
03:58:11
arrive at the lowest it.
03:58:12
So yeah, it's picked out the atoms that have gone through the slit.
03:58:15
It's like kids behaving when their parents arrive,
03:58:19
or there's a
03:58:19
camera, or just a sign that says there's a camera at a doctor's.
03:58:23
But that's a different result of what we had.
03:58:25
We did a story on that.
03:58:27
Yes, the last bit of sneakiness that we can play with atoms.
03:58:31
Surely now the topic we're going to get to grips with it,
03:58:35
leave the detector there,
03:58:37
but just very quietly go and unplug it.
03:58:42
Don't let the atoms know
03:58:43
that you're not spying on them.
03:58:46
Make them think that you're still detecting them.
03:58:49
Okay, we're gonna run the experiment. Atoms.
03:58:50
Okay, get ready one more time.
03:58:51
We're going to be checking on you.
03:58:53
All right, so run the experiment again.
03:58:57
That's stupid though. Yeah. Of course.
03:59:00
Now, if you can explain this using common sense and logic,
03:59:05
do let me know,
03:59:08
because there's a Nobel Prize for you.
03:59:11
I got it.
03:59:11
So entanglement is the go ahead.
03:59:16
Go ahead.
03:59:17
Quite a feat.
03:59:19
How about quantum entanglement?
03:59:21
I find this interesting.
03:59:22
I know I'm not qualified to talk about any of this, but
03:59:26
I don't even understand, like, how things become entangled.
03:59:29
But Einstein called it, spooky action at a distance.
03:59:33
I know that if, there's a reaction where, an, molecules
03:59:39
splits apart and it sends out two electrons, one
03:59:42
with one speed, one with the answers, and they are, entangled,
03:59:47
and they go to the opposite sides of the galaxy, and you measure one,
03:59:52
you know, the other ones spin because they're opposite.
03:59:56
I don't know how else to entangle two particles.
04:00:05
I just think it's bizarre.
04:00:07
Like, why? How do you entangle stuff?
04:00:10
How do things particles become entangled other than they?
04:00:13
What I just told you, coming out from the same chemical reaction where they split
04:00:19
and you know that one spin in one way and one passes from the other.
04:00:24
There's there's other stuff that really confuses me.
04:00:27
Like there are virtual particles popping in and out of, existence.
04:00:33
One being positive, one being negative, or we call them, opposites,
04:00:36
the anti particle, and they annihilate.
04:00:41
And that's why when they're saying in, you know, in the vacuum of space,
04:00:45
there are these virtual particles popping in and out of existence.
04:00:48
But because there's one, atom that I'm actually opposite, they annihilate.
04:00:53
Well, if this happens at the event horizon of a black hole,
04:00:59
sometimes one goes in and one goes out.
04:01:03
The ones going out are what we call Hawking radiation.
04:01:09
And that's that's how
04:01:11
a black hole over a long, long period of time will dissipate.
04:01:15
And nothing.
04:01:19
I just think is fascinating.
04:01:20
I can't explain it, but that's what happens.
04:01:23
Hawk tours are tours.
04:01:27
That's what I got out of it.
04:01:29
Also quantum tunneling.
04:01:32
Bizarre.
04:01:34
It's if, if an electron doesn't have
04:01:36
enough power as the solutions are have we barrier
04:01:41
I'm saying is quantum entanglement without that,
04:01:46
stars aren't possible.
04:01:48
So quantum tunneling makes
04:01:52
the sun power us makes us possible.
04:01:57
Without quantum tunneling.
04:01:59
That doesn't work.
04:02:02
Suns stars
04:02:04
don't do their thing without quantum tunneling.
04:02:08
Because the electrons wouldn't have enough power to get through the plasma,
04:02:13
but because they act like a wave formation.
04:02:18
But, I think I have a reasonable enough explanation for that.
04:02:22
If you look at,
04:02:24
the empty space
04:02:25
inside of every molecule, it's mostly empty space.
04:02:29
And, as above, so below.
04:02:32
So the thing out of looks like a solar system looks like a galaxy,
04:02:36
but they'll find stuff in the empty space.
04:02:40
But as much as I don't
04:02:42
understand that, and I say it doesn't matter
04:02:46
if we're living in a simulation, I think the Mandela Effect.
04:02:52
I'll just pick one.
04:02:53
And McMahon was part of Publisher's Clearing House.
04:02:59
Nope. It doesn't do enough.
04:03:01
It also is a different matter if if whether or not Ed McMahon
04:03:07
was involved with Publishers Clearing House.
04:03:10
But it does matter.
04:03:13
It was it was American Family.
04:03:16
But but you combine the two.
04:03:18
That's an easy one.
04:03:20
Is is it that easy because he was it's clearing house when I was growing up.
04:03:25
That one is not.
04:03:25
Well there was Publisher's Clearing House.
04:03:28
There were barely any of those.
04:03:29
If you saw those, you'd be like, oh, yeah,
04:03:31
the prize patrol is what they were called.
04:03:33
But Ed McMahon had the, American family, and he did.
04:03:38
There's even a Golden Girls clip now.
04:03:40
Golden Girls.
04:03:41
Yeah, a lot of people incorrectly spoofed it, which makes it even worse.
04:03:45
But then, right, to me, that's more of an easier explanation than.
04:03:48
Well, no, they spoofed it because we're in a different reality.
04:03:52
We can go one by one through all the Mandela effects and, do the heart.
04:03:56
Let's start with the heart.
04:03:59
Oh, yeah.
04:04:00
Okay. So you're too.
04:04:02
You're at a baseball game.
04:04:03
I did look at it and then look it up, but it's it's dead.
04:04:05
The left lung is smaller than the right lung
04:04:09
to make room for the heart because it's.
04:04:11
Oh, well,
04:04:11
I'm not debating if it's a tiny bit here and here, but when I was a kid,
04:04:15
unless I'm misremembering, which is a word, by the way,
04:04:19
that's the Mandela Effect that I don't remember ever existed.
04:04:21
Misremembering it.
04:04:23
We used to call it forget.
04:04:25
Yeah. Anyways.
04:04:26
And I know there's a difference now, but there wasn't before. All right.
04:04:29
So if you were a military member
04:04:32
and the national anthem started,
04:04:35
what do you do?
04:04:40
You salute.
04:04:40
Right.
04:04:41
And are you doing military?
04:04:43
Why are you doing it? We're.
04:04:45
If you're not a military member, I'm sorry.
04:04:49
If you're not a military member.
04:04:50
Right? Why are you putting it in the middle?
04:04:53
Everybody puts their hand on their heart over here in my world.
04:04:56
See? Word from different, realities.
04:04:57
Apparently.
04:05:00
I can show you pictures of stadium after stadium.
04:05:03
Everybody, like, way over there.
04:05:05
It's, like way over there.
04:05:07
It's just left.
04:05:09
Nobody does that.
04:05:10
It's just left.
04:05:14
It's just left.
04:05:15
It's just left.
04:05:17
It's not even just left.
04:05:18
It's dead center.
04:05:21
Right.
04:05:21
So we need we need this.
04:05:24
Come on.
04:05:27
That just
04:05:29
doesn't.
04:05:30
That.
04:05:32
To go.
04:05:38
So it's off to the left.
04:05:42
Over.
04:05:43
Well, it took me to a mandela effect page and all I nice hard.
04:05:48
You're going to be elbowing people next to you if you're at a stadium.
04:05:54
Yeah.
04:05:55
So that's why I was supposed to do this.
04:06:02
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:06:04
He didn't do this.
04:06:06
He did this.
04:06:09
You know the hell that.
04:06:11
Well, you know, it's the center of the chest. That's.
04:06:13
So, first of all, that's called a row.
04:06:15
That's called a Roman salute.
04:06:17
It's called by Roman white supremacist piece of shit.
04:06:21
Yeah.
04:06:22
How can you tell that a country didn't name it?
04:06:24
So if it's called Romania, you know, it was named by the Romans.
04:06:29
And honestly, the Roman soldier salute is probably
04:06:32
just as bad, if not worse than Nazi.
04:06:34
Right? Yeah,
04:06:37
but Romania had a name before the Romans came
04:06:40
and named it after themselves.
04:06:44
Stole that land?
04:06:46
Yeah, I think it was Dahlia or something like that.
04:06:49
Dahlia.
04:06:50
Right, right.
04:06:52
I might be way wrong, way off on that, but make that up.
04:06:56
Yeah. You're right,
04:06:58
I'm not right.
04:07:00
I might be right.
04:07:03
I don't think you said that right.
04:07:05
The heart is located in the middle of the chest, slightly
04:07:08
to the left of the breastbone and between the lungs.
04:07:11
I know I've been right the whole time.
04:07:13
Is the left lung smaller than the right lung to make room for it?
04:07:18
Right. Is.
04:07:18
Yes. Yes.
04:07:22
Oh, right.
04:07:23
Okay. Yeah, yeah.
04:07:25
So which means the left lung is typically slightly
04:07:28
smaller than the right lung to accommodate the heart's position.
04:07:31
Therefore, the statement
04:07:32
heart and center of chest lung smaller is partially correct.
04:07:37
Right.
04:07:40
How about floating ribs in those two legs.
04:07:42
Right.
04:07:43
No. Right is a different timeline.
04:07:46
No. It'd be about just telling you it wasn't right what he did to you to man.
04:07:50
You know, McDonald's occasionally has the McRib sandwich.
04:07:55
Oh, I think McRib back.
04:07:56
Or was
04:07:58
bottom two pair of
04:08:00
for a bottom two or floating.
04:08:03
So if you don't believe in Adam and Eve, how do you explain the missing rib?
04:08:07
Or is that a fallacy?
04:08:08
Two women have the same amount of ribs because I've heard both and I.
04:08:11
I don't believe in, visits.
04:08:13
Demonstrably false.
04:08:16
Okay, let me rephrase the question.
04:08:17
How do you explain a woman having one less one fewer rib?
04:08:21
I can't.
04:08:24
And neither does that story.
04:08:29
Of cable doesn't help.
04:08:36
Fable does help to a certain age.
04:08:39
Lots of things. Be more specific.
04:08:41
It may not help in this case. You're correct.
04:08:43
Oh, it doesn't help.
04:08:45
It doesn't help.
04:08:46
So let's continue.
04:08:48
I'm not sure how much I can help. I'm not trying.
04:08:53
You have to
04:08:55
confirm.
04:08:57
I'm not telling you how to think.
04:08:58
But it would help if I did.
04:09:00
May have to admonish me.
04:09:01
This is like the fourth time I've been wrong.
04:09:03
No, women do not have one fewer rib than men.
04:09:05
In fact, women
04:09:06
have the same number of ribs, which is usually 12, 24 or 12 pairs.
04:09:11
Yeah. Why would the bitch have a number of ribs?
04:09:13
Like, where would it be?
04:09:14
Because that's what my stupid teachers told me for 13 years.
04:09:18
Yeah, that's so dogma.
04:09:20
Sounds like, you got some shit.
04:09:21
You kind of blows it for them
04:09:23
because it makes me question everything they ever taught me.
04:09:26
Because you're right.
04:09:26
Well, yeah.
04:09:27
Yeah, directly blows are for me.
04:09:28
But, I mean, it blows their chance of teaching me
04:09:30
anything that may have been real that would help me that they want because.
04:09:33
Right. Credibility gone. Yeah.
04:09:36
Good job.
04:09:37
And why bother saying it if it's not true?
04:09:40
Well it's still though it says most people are born with 24 ribs,
04:09:44
but some people may be born with more or fewer.
04:09:48
No, it doesn't matter, because we all know that everyone is born with it.
04:09:51
I assume everyone has down syndrome.
04:09:54
Yeah, up to some spectrum.
04:09:58
On the down spectrum,
04:10:01
as far as the ribs go,
04:10:02
I feel like Spotify today.
04:10:06
Maybe some people have a couple more.
04:10:07
Some people have a couple less.
04:10:08
Like I'm taller.
04:10:09
Does that mean I have a couple more ribs
04:10:11
or I have the same amount as everybody else?
04:10:13
You know, I would make a lot of sense that she would more
04:10:17
right.
04:10:19
How about those people that are born with roast nipples?
04:10:23
Those are called animals.
04:10:25
Nipple people have those nipple
04:10:27
today with rows of nipples.
04:10:30
It's usually deactivated.
04:10:31
You get the genetics for is,
04:10:34
you know, we're descendants of a common ancestor.
04:10:37
What? We have a dormant gene.
04:10:41
The dormant.
04:10:43
We would all with the dormant.
04:10:47
I remember there was a dormant for being the dormant, the dormant.
04:10:51
The Dorman people with rows of nipples are two years ago having a sub
04:10:55
super and numa area nipples, which means they have extra nipples beyond the.
04:11:00
Wait two I just looked away for a second.
04:11:03
And this is people, not pigs.
04:11:06
I is dumb, they're talking about pigs are puppies, right?
04:11:08
No, people rose it is Rose
04:11:13
or just
04:11:14
one extra a nubbin, I think it's called.
04:11:17
It looks like a zit.
04:11:18
Like having everyone.
04:11:22
Extra nipples.
04:11:23
They said it's a real of rose.
04:11:25
It said Rose. Not one pimple.
04:11:28
Yeah, I'm not seeing that. What?
04:11:29
Second one on the top is a pimple.
04:11:32
They've got suspenders.
04:11:33
It looks like there's definitely four titties going on.
04:11:36
Oh, those are birthmarks.
04:11:39
There's a rose.
04:11:40
Up, up, down, down. Oh, wait.
04:11:42
That's fake.
04:11:44
No. Oh, there's two down here.
04:11:45
It's a real thing.
04:11:47
Like this is Chandler Bing is third.
04:11:50
Yeah Chandler Bing has a yeah.
04:11:53
It was the nubbin.
04:11:56
Definitely the nubbin.
04:11:57
Yeah R.I.P Chandler
04:12:01
Bonk a superfluous nipple.
04:12:04
Well no. Something for a pause.
04:12:06
Hold on, hold on. You're a man.
04:12:08
They're all superfluous.
04:12:10
Oh yeah, I have nipples.
04:12:12
Greg, can you milk me?
04:12:13
There you go.
04:12:14
They have like a whole chart based on how much you have.
04:12:16
Oh, topic. Son of a bitch.
04:12:19
Oh, what is it?
04:12:22
I was doing like that.
04:12:23
I actually felt retarded.
04:12:26
Like really retarded, in a weird way.
04:12:28
I had to sort of just free topic thunder up to believe
04:12:31
that it was okay to be stupid or dumb to be a moron.
04:12:35
Yeah, to be more radical.
04:12:37
Exactly. To be a more an imbecile. Yeah.
04:12:40
Not the dumbest motherfucker that ever lived.
04:12:43
When I was playing the character when he was sick.
04:12:45
Yeah, yeah.
04:12:45
I mean, as black, definitely black.
04:12:50
I forgot about that topic.
04:12:54
Thunder.
04:12:55
Look at these little circles.
04:12:56
Potential nipple areas like you get up nipples here.
04:13:00
So they're saying armpit nipples.
04:13:03
Oh. I want to know how to I want to know those bottom four.
04:13:08
How do you get milk out of those?
04:13:10
You can't look at this motherfucking fountain.
04:13:13
This is impressive. Think you can?
04:13:14
That is an impressive two milk mattress that is not attractive.
04:13:21
I'm thinking of, like, ever see a cat that's, like nursing 20 kittens?
04:13:25
And she just looks. Oh. Never pressed, never done that.
04:13:28
Depressed and dead
04:13:30
extra breast in bilateral axillary region.
04:13:35
Why do they call the area on a woman's body between the breasts and the hips?
04:13:39
The waist is.
04:13:41
He could easily fit another pair of boobs in there for breasts.
04:13:44
And that bitch.
04:13:46
And it really locks you in there.
04:13:51
You would urinate taking medication for
04:13:55
that.
04:13:55
So it's of becomes weird.
04:13:59
That's the best joke.
04:14:00
It's definitely like they made little baby little face.
04:14:02
That's cute.
04:14:05
Like an Egyptian style face.
04:14:06
It's hilarious.
04:14:07
If it's no, we're going to make your belly button roll.
04:14:09
Low low low low low low.
04:14:12
Yuck.
04:14:13
Do they show these titties after the surgery?
04:14:16
I would be pornographic to these.
04:14:18
Like. Like after the surgery? Yeah, after the surgery. It's pornographic.
04:14:21
Before the surgery, it's like. Yeah, no one's jacking off.
04:14:22
Yeah, that's the feature I'd rather have the four than have them after surgery.
04:14:28
No one's working after this.
04:14:30
No. No surgery.
04:14:31
Oh. Hey, honey, honey, I would, I would don't,
04:14:35
honey, don't sell yourself short.
04:14:38
He's being mean.
04:14:39
We're going to get banned again from YouTube for being
04:14:43
silly.
04:14:43
Is this person of age?
04:14:46
Why cannot.
04:14:49
I hope he's of age.
04:14:50
I hope so.
04:14:53
I hope he she's of age.
04:14:57
Why did you put the he first?
04:14:59
She she she he.
04:15:16
Oh. So,
04:15:16
what did you guys think of the new camera angle for that?
04:15:20
But new camera angle?
04:15:21
But I repositioned some stuff so that we can see more.
04:15:27
See better,
04:15:28
see more, see better.
04:15:30
Yeah. So.
04:15:32
Well, actually, I had will do it and we'll move some stuff around
04:15:37
because I'm not doing Andy
04:15:39
and it required like our tools.
04:15:43
But like he staring at the six titties.
04:15:47
Oh yeah I would do
04:15:51
I would know.
04:15:52
I think it look better.
04:15:53
I'm gonna have to review the show today,
04:15:57
but I did my phone so far away, I can't reach it this time.
04:16:00
I can almost get it.
04:16:02
You sound like every millennial ever.
04:16:06
My phone's so far away, I can't.
04:16:07
So far away.
04:16:10
Put your phone down just for a minute. No.
04:16:19
Recycle. And.
04:16:20
Oh, they got one on each side. They're gone.
04:16:23
We only had one silent treatment call today, so you can call in at 1586313.
04:16:29
Leave your voicemail. That's the work.
04:16:32
Yeah.
04:16:32
No, no, I think maybe maybe we've we've reached the calm
04:16:37
after the storm because we didn't we didn't get any negative texts.
04:16:41
We didn't get any, voicemails.
04:16:43
And we're back down the road.
04:16:45
And we're also not on YouTube.
04:16:47
They could be partying right now.
04:16:50
Yeah, right.
04:16:50
It was that Nate was on Rumble. Never mind.
04:16:52
Yeah, he loves Rumble.
04:16:53
He's aware. Yeah, he's a rambler.
04:16:56
Yeah.
04:16:57
So because Nate was watching and we're both going to rumble.
04:17:00
And YouTube will the particles then be to other platforms without us even.
04:17:06
Yeah sure.
04:17:07
Yeah I'm the observer.
04:17:09
I understood
04:17:11
but we'll using the term
04:17:13
autism versus free will argument next week.
04:17:17
I sees that you're seeing there's an actual experiment
04:17:20
where you see that thing firing atoms.
04:17:21
Dude, it's loud as fuck. It sounds like a super electric
04:17:25
shooting.
04:17:25
Those things.
04:17:26
Yeah.
04:17:29
What are we going to do next week?
04:17:30
I didn't hear, the determinism free will argument
04:17:34
that, compatible with ultra compatible ism fits in it.
04:17:39
Can't I,
04:17:43
if you want me to, to
04:17:46
give you a little sneak.
04:17:47
I don't think you said that right.
04:17:48
My reasoning had a bell.
04:17:49
We decided the compatible ism is just a copout.
04:17:53
It can't exist. It's fake.
04:17:56
It's bullshit.
04:17:57
Like, to me, it's the equivalent movement to determinism.
04:18:03
It must be agree.
04:18:06
You're saying that determinism and free
04:18:08
will are not compatible,
04:18:11
and that's, Yeah, they're sure they're
04:18:15
really.
04:18:16
Determinism and free will are compatible.
04:18:20
Yes. Oh, okay.
04:18:22
That you're compatible. This.
04:18:25
Never mind. We don't have argument.
04:18:27
We're lockstep.
04:18:30
Joining.
04:18:34
Now I'll give you all week to reconsider.
04:18:37
You're beyond.
04:18:40
Joining up.
04:18:44
Your.
04:18:48
Free will exists up
04:18:49
until the point we free will. Yes.
04:18:53
Until you determine.
04:18:55
But just because you believe in determinism doesn't believe, does it?
04:18:58
Doesn't mean that there is pre determinism.
04:19:02
Because if there was pre determinism, that would be not compatible with free will.
04:19:06
But determinism absolutely is
04:19:09
absolutely incompatible because then we've had this conversation.
04:19:13
So that means that we might as well not do anything.
04:19:15
We might as well
04:19:15
not get up and go to work or whatever positive thing you want to fill in here,
04:19:18
just cause it's already been determined that I'm not going to.
04:19:21
Apparently it was already known that everything was just going to collapse.
04:19:24
Oh no, no, see, that's the mistake you're making.
04:19:28
Determinism does not
04:19:30
mean, you know, it just means it.
04:19:33
Correct? Correct.
04:19:35
Pre determinism means, you know, no one. Yes.
04:19:40
It doesn't change your knowledge at all,
04:19:44
does.
04:19:44
How would you do? You know everything?
04:19:46
Oh. So all right, here's an example.
04:19:50
When I get when I get up tomorrow.
04:19:52
So when I get up tomorrow I will determine what I will eat for breakfast.
04:19:58
I will change that statement.
04:20:00
What I'm going to eat for breakfast tomorrow is already predetermined.
04:20:03
No it's not.
04:20:04
No, I'm
04:20:04
just trying to make the distinction still between predetermined because it is.
04:20:08
Yet it's not determinism.
04:20:10
If it doesn't happen till I do it, I'm ready for it.
04:20:13
Then if it doesn't happen till I do it, then that's free will.
04:20:18
I'm not saying it'll be
04:20:19
a surprise to you when you get your ability.
04:20:23
It absolutely won't be a surprise, correct, because it's already determined,
04:20:27
right? Probability factor.
04:20:29
It's probable that you will do it, but it's not a guarantee.
04:20:32
It's not. It's not random chance.
04:20:34
And we're assuming that there's only one timeline
04:20:37
in the in this this debate. Right?
04:20:39
Yeah. Right.
04:20:40
We're not assuming we can't.
04:20:41
We're it's not this bullshit that everything has happened or everything.
04:20:44
Exactly right.
04:20:46
Right.
04:20:46
No, no, no, we'll just want to just talk about this timeline.
04:20:50
All right.
04:20:50
So they say people say people say in the timeline in which.
04:20:54
Okay, no, sounds like you don't disagree with me anymore. So
04:20:58
what do you mean we don't have an argument anymore?
04:21:01
Well, we do disagree because you're saying they.
04:21:04
They don't. Neither one exists.
04:21:06
I say determinism is true.
04:21:09
Free will doesn't exist.
04:21:10
But it has nothing to do with its compatibility to determinism.
04:21:16
So. But
04:21:16
I think both determinism and free will exist.
04:21:19
You said free will doesn't exist.
04:21:22
It doesn't.
04:21:23
But, so you believe in pre determinism.
04:21:28
You need to look up
04:21:29
what that means because there's no such thing.
04:21:32
Oh, it's just so that over the come
04:21:36
nobody at the helm water is going to go to its lowest point.
04:21:40
Nothing can change any course of the path of the future history.
04:21:44
What's future history determined?
04:21:46
No, that doesn't exist.
04:21:47
You can't say predetermined.
04:21:49
Stop saying that.
04:21:51
Predetermined.
04:21:52
You can say it, but you're not adding anything.
04:21:56
What do you mean?
04:21:57
No pre would be before.
04:21:59
So we would be taking something away.
04:22:01
Determined is before.
04:22:04
No it's not.
04:22:05
Oh my God. So wait, wait.
04:22:07
If determinism before doesn't matter is not
04:22:10
before an undetermined is
04:22:14
no see undetermined and and
04:22:16
and that's the difference between forgetting and misremembering.
04:22:19
That's totally different.
04:22:23
Under.
04:22:23
Oh yeah. Good argument.
04:22:26
None undetermined here. Undetermined.
04:22:29
We dug, we dug, we dug. We didn't find it.
04:22:31
Whatever we were looking for, the location was undetermined.
04:22:36
That's not what we're talking about in any stretch of the imagination.
04:22:39
Inconclusive.
04:22:41
No, we're not talking about that.
04:22:42
What we're talking about is if you pick up a fork, was there even a fork?
04:22:46
Did you get to decide if you picked up the fork or was it determined?
04:22:51
Which is a stupid statement because it could possibly be both.
04:22:54
It has to happen until you do it. Okay.
04:22:57
Maybe doesn't happen till you do it right.
04:22:59
That means freewill, infinite possibilities.
04:23:02
I feel like we're stuck in a logic loop, but let's keep going.
04:23:04
And that's not a certain number of probabilities.
04:23:08
I'm going to take it this way.
04:23:09
Okay, so if we don't have freewill,
04:23:13
is it unethical to punish a criminal
04:23:16
because it was, a series of causes
04:23:20
that caused him to, to engage in criminal activity, causes
04:23:25
that were largely outside of their control?
04:23:28
Sure. Now you're talking about influence.
04:23:30
That's not what we're talking about until this moment
04:23:32
where you just changed it all to influence instead of the difference between you.
04:23:37
Cause choice is determinism.
04:23:41
If I say choice, is that okay for free will or is that different
04:23:45
voice yours is
04:23:47
that's that's that's the crux of what we're talking about.
04:23:51
Perfect, everybody. Good choice.
04:23:54
Hey. Oh, it's E-40,
04:23:58
there it is E-40 free.
04:23:59
Free Will is an essay where choices episode choices is more multiple choice.
04:24:06
Everybody has a choice.
04:24:07
Hey, my choice.
04:24:09
This.
04:24:13
Anyways,
04:24:14
any who.
04:24:18
So next compatible ism
04:24:22
that doesn't exist.
04:24:24
I mean, there are things that are compatible, but it's compatible
04:24:27
means works perfectly with each other,
04:24:30
almost built for one another.
04:24:32
So to use it as a bastard term, where is an excuse
04:24:36
for when something doesn't logically make sense and is a paradox?
04:24:39
Is a paradox in itself
04:24:41
compatible ism is okay.
04:24:44
My other ideas for next week's topic are include Tesla and Arcane.
04:24:49
Nope, nope.
04:24:51
The Batman villain.
04:24:54
Yeah, our arcane not just came arcane.
04:24:59
That's not
04:25:01
that's not terrorism.
04:25:03
I don't even know if that's over.
04:25:06
Until.
04:25:06
Okay.
04:25:12
I like that none of those are real words.
04:25:14
Nope, nope.
04:25:16
I think you're saying higher hovering often, but.
04:25:24
Yeah, like the veins in my neck
04:25:28
you're pissed at very specific.
04:25:30
It's a very specific rant.
04:25:35
Nope.
04:25:35
Okay, well, that's a rant for a different day.
04:25:39
And that was really a productive segment, wasn't it?
04:25:43
I keep yapping.
04:25:48
Wow. Great.
04:25:50
That was.
04:25:52
Yeah, I just if it listen, if it was only
04:25:55
if it was only determined then what is the point.
04:26:00
And I still I believe there's only one path.
04:26:02
That's why they believe that's why they exist.
04:26:05
It's not, I guess because they exist together.
04:26:07
That means they're compatible.
04:26:08
And that's why he's saying compatible with them.
04:26:12
But anytime you add anytime you add an ism.
04:26:16
Arguments isms are not helpful.
04:26:20
Chisme are not helpful either, unless it's an orgasm,
04:26:24
orgasm, a ghat, or autism.
04:26:27
Orgasm.
04:26:28
I'm going to come
04:26:29
like you got some weird fetishes going on and somebody should probably check
04:26:33
in on that. Yeah. Oh no, I sucked it down pretty hard.
04:26:37
I thought he left.
04:26:39
I thought he did too, but he just,
04:26:41
seems to not go away ever.
04:26:45
But, I don't know, his argument for not God
04:26:48
is just starting to, just be a repetitive bunch of bullshit.
04:26:52
That's just stupid, because, I mean, it dumbly repeats
04:26:56
and obviously wrong argument, but I'm fucking sick of hearing
04:27:02
this is our comment of the night.
04:27:03
There was never a pigeon in the Large Hadron Collider.
04:27:08
Yeah,
04:27:10
this is our comment of the month.
04:27:11
If you don't want to talk
04:27:12
the way this Bible talks, you should keep your mouth shut.
04:27:17
Amen.
04:27:18
Oh, wait, I should check the news before we go, just to make sure.
04:27:21
Amen exploded.
04:27:25
Trump signs
04:27:26
executive order banning transgender troops from service.
04:27:31
Whoa!
04:27:37
I don't think that's.
04:27:38
Thanks, Brady.
04:27:39
I have no comment. Hey, draw.
04:27:42
Selena Gomez is breaking down, too.
04:27:44
That was pretty important.
04:27:47
She's.
04:27:47
Her name is Gomez, so she's emotional about all the immigration sweeps.
04:27:52
Holy crap.
04:27:53
I don't want to play it on the show, but you should check it out.
04:27:55
She's crying pathetically, so that was kind of interesting.
04:27:59
She took it down, though, so you got to find it somewhere else.
04:28:02
You got anything else you done?
04:28:09
I'm a bard.
04:28:10
All I do is cast spells.
04:28:13
Well, that's about all I got.
04:28:15
Kids are not welcome on these premises.
04:28:20
I don't want kids.
04:28:21
This. Sorry.
04:28:23
Please. I suck as a kid.
04:28:24
The kid. It's not. We want to hear from you.
04:28:28
What?
04:28:28
I, I can't believe Gary doesn't have his phone number.
04:28:30
I think Gary's in talks with him, and the kid is like,
04:28:33
please don't mention me in. They're keeping it.
04:28:35
And I'm like, keeping it on the down.
04:28:37
And I'll like what DMs on the down low.
04:28:41
Fuckers that
04:28:43
oh, when I forgot to play this last week I enjoy it.
04:28:46
I mean oh dried.
04:28:52
Draft.
04:28:52
It's the Brady and Joshua Brady and all.
04:28:55
Gary ends up all this sobbing no
04:28:59
because he's so close lady and Joshua we're doing it our way.
04:29:05
We're gonna make it make our dreams come true Brady
04:29:08
and your show it's Brady and draw.
04:29:12
It's their show now Brady draw
04:29:16
okay bye.
04:29:17
As above so below has fun while it lasted though it was.
04:29:20
Have a good night.
04:29:21
Let's talk to you buddy. You.