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I. The
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time is now 10:01 p.m..
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Do you know how prepared you are for the upcoming zombie apocalypse?
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Hi, I'm Gary, and welcome to Fladge Rants Live
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through middle school.
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I would waste my entire lunch hour or half hour actually playing basketball.
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We had a little group of friends.
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We played basketball every day,
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and I found that, if you go to the snack line
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instead of the lunch line, you get to the line much quicker.
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It's a it's a smaller line.
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And if you get there early, I could grab a Star crunch.
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A Little Debbie snack.
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Round, crunchy, calmly chocolaty.
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Yummy.
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And I would eat that on my way down to the gymnasium,
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where I'd meet up with all my buddies
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and we'd play basketball for our, lunch period.
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And, we did this for years, all the way through middle school
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and into high school.
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And it was my senior year,
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and I was, sharing a locker with my best friend at the time.
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We'll call him Matt.
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And, we were on opposite teams.
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You know, we were kind of randomly drawn.
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We picked for teams, you know, flipped for captains and the captains
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who choose teams and I wasn't one of the first to go, let me tell you.
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But, so Matt and I got on separate teams, no big deal.
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We're, you know,
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we we play nicely together.
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We're we're, we were best friends, and then we shared a locker.
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In fact, I was given a locker at the beginning of the year.
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I didn't even know my combination because I never used it.
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I just always threw my books in his locker because it was just more convenient.
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So, Middle of the game.
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I was trying to save an out a ball, out of bounds ball.
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And I threw it back over my shoulder and I watched it go out of bounds off
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of, our, one of our opponents and I went, yeah.
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And I turned around and Matt was holding
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his bloody nose where I hit him in the face with the basketball.
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It did bounce
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out of bounds off of his face, but I did not intend to hit him in the face.
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But apparently this was the last straw.
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By the time I got back to our locker, he cleared out all his stuff
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and I moved into another dude's locker, and, he became my best friend
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for the next several years, and we'll call him Big Andy.
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So big Andy found this great place to go.
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Backwoods camping.
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And it's called Hoist
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Lakes, foot travel area and glory, Michigan.
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And it's it's, foot travel only
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you can't ride a bike or, you know, ATVs or anything.
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And, it's about two and a half, three miles
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off the trailhead before you get to anything really cool.
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And it's really cool.
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Hoist lakes is a, is a chain of lakes.
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It's, 2 or 3 lakes.
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They're,
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dammed up by beavers a long, long time ago.
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There's still evidence of beaver activity out there and beginning.
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I would go there.
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And then I met my wife, and we started going there.
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And one of these times that I went out to hoist lakes for travel area with my wife,
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we hiked in early on a Friday, had a three day weekend,
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and, stayed there the whole weekend.
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And, survival enthusiast,
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walks up to, a nearby camp site, you know, with a fire
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ring and, and I figure, you know, we've got plenty of food.
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We always pack extra.
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And, I'll go ask the neighbor if you want see dinner with us.
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So I invited him over for dinner, and he said, what time?
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I said, I don't know. 530, 6:00 he came.
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He came ambling by and, and told me
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and my wife a little bit about himself, his main
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survival, enthusiast, angle was
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he was into preparedness for the forthcoming zombie apocalypse.
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Like, it was a real thing.
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And as ridiculous as it sounded,
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he gave me all the different types
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of possible, zombie configurations.
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Now, he, he mentioned the,
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you know, mechanical zombie, viral zombie, bacterial zombie.
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And he just went through these, list of actual possible ways
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to to reanimate a human corpse.
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And, although I thought it was ridiculous,
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I also found it very interesting.
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And what his little group at that point back at home where he lives,
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he has a group that meets and,
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they have an annual contest, and he was working on, ordering his, his,
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the annual prize for the, the contest was a,
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a zombie training shovel.
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So it was a survival shovel, multipurpose weapon
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where you could actually decapitate a zombie.
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And, it was, he showed me the design and everything.
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He showed me a lot of cool, survival stuff.
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So useful stuff.
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Not just useful in the case of a zombie apocalypse.
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Any type of,
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end of world,
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emergency situation where we have to, survive
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on our in the wild or on our instincts or
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without modern technology.
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And, and so there were useful things to his ridiculous nonsense.
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So this week, I looked up,
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bunch of possible zombie types.
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Now, these include brutes, armored hazmat,
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stalker, screamers, bone hungry shamblers.
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I like shamblers.
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It's like the way they walk and, Shamblers are the slow, dumb ones.
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Crawlers, walkers, puke, vomit or spitters regenerate.
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Runners. Those are the fast ones.
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From, if you remember, World War Z Brad Pitt movie.
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That's terrifying.
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What if you're running from a zombie and it's the same bolt?
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I'm not.
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If you're running from a track star, it doesn't care
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if they tear themselves limb from limb.
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As long as they get to your brain, you're a goner.
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So moving right along,
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empties, biters and shells.
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Which is an interesting ghost in the shell.
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Like there is no ghost in the machine. And I'll get to that later.
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So basically, these are
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mindless, soulless, reanimated human corpses.
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They're also
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non-human ones.
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So, I'll just do them in order.
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The original name
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was for zombies, just simply ghouls.
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And that's, the
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the the living dead, the, the undead.
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So it's so, George
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Romero came up with the original,
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generic zombie, the general, the,
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shamblers, which are just called generic or general zombies.
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They also call them Romero zombies for after George Romero.
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Another possibility is chemical zombies.
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And there are,
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several kinds of chemical zombies.
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Like, the bioengineered kind and,
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and the ones that are poison so that they come back to life.
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So chemical zombies,
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animal zombies and zombie monkeys,
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should be one classification, I guess it's, the
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the zombie monkey is a sub classification of animal zombies.
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And, engineer or engineered
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zombies is not the same as mechanical zombies,
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because that would be, like, cybernetic or constructed.
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A good way to make a a, a robotic zombies.
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Nanobots.
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So, so there's that and then, and then
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in another sad subcategory of the engineered
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zombie is the bioengineered zombie, which was also a chemical zombie.
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Now there's, the parasite zombie.
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So this is a, a biological one.
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Then you get into the magic, supernatural zombies.
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So if you say a spell or an incantation, that's how.
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That's one way to come about.
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A zombie zombification.
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There's,
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if they're infected, which is caused by a virus.
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Also known as necromorph ptosis
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or, from, The Texas Under Siege by Vernon Gillen.
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One of my favorites was zombie Liz,
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radioactive.
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Radioactive or radiation irradiated
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as another form, sentient swarm zombies.
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That's that's a particularly terrifying because they work like ants.
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They're not, sentient on their own.
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But the swarm is,
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also known as smart zombies.
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Space zombies.
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Not to be confused with cosmic, cosmic, silverback
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zombies, which was, Call of Duty character.
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There's, boomers, floaters, exploders.
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Those those are, fallen apart and it's.
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But, and emitting bile and secretions.
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Does that actual vegetarian zombies.
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Psychic zombies.
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That's where,
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they don't have a brain because they're being controlled by someone else.
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And, that gets me to one of my, animal zombies in real life, but,
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well, we'll we'll get to that in a second.
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Voodoo zombies. Quantum zombies.
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And then there is, radioactive and curse object zombies.
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So, there's
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also, pathogenic or fungus.
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So plant based, there's also plant based zombies,
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but, that gets us to the cordyceps.
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So, it's a parasitic fungus called
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official cordyceps unilateralist.
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It's, street name, zombie and fungus.
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This is where the fungus gets into an ant or an individual ant,
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and it, gets into its brain and virtual, drives
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it around like a car, so it controls its brain,
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and then, it drives the end up a blade of grass or a plant
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and gets it as high as it can go, clamps its teeth on,
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and then it grows, of what you
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what you regularly recognize is a fungus,
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stalk and, and spores spread out.
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And that's how they reproduce.
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There is a,
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liver fluke that does a very similar thing,
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actually, the, the whole the whole lead up to the getting up to
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to the top of a plant and clamping on the jaws is the same.
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Just, this for the reason
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the river flute does it for a completely different reason.
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This is the reason they get to the top of a blade of grass
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is so that a grazing animal will eat them.
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Now, here's the thing about the liver flute.
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It's the flute that controls the brain of the ant.
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To make it climb up the blade of grass, clamp its teeth
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onto the top, and stay there until it gets eaten.
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That particular, liver fluke dies
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because the stomach acid will,
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incinerate the liver flute.
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However,
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some of the
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other liver flukes that are inside
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the ant are protected by its exoskeleton.
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Now, the head has an exoskeleton, too, but the abdominal exoskeleton
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is better protection for the liver flute.
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And it's as long as it gets to pass right through the stomach
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and into the intestine of the animal, that it gets pooped out where it,
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can,
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Spread more liver flukes.
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And that is, a real life and zombie.
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But the real reason I wanted to talk zombies
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today is.
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Woke culture.
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Here's where I get into my rant.
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I am so glad
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they used poor grammar for that, because woke
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is the wrong tense of the verb awake.
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Maybe.
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But if you're walking around listening to the news,
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believing everything you hear, you might as well be a zombie.
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No brain walking around, a follower.
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But if you're going to do some research for yourself
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and wake up and see what's really going
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on, welcome to real life.
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Congratulations.
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You're not a zombie.
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And that's really what I wanted to talk about.
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It's not it's definitely not about being woke,
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but it is waking up to reality.
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And I don't even want to give woke
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culture the time of day.
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Today.
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There's a couple other things I wanted to get into.
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I want to do a,
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I'm out Rushmore, but I don't even have a producer yet.
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So as soon as the bumper plays, I'll do a mount Rushmore.
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It's not terribly related to the the topic.
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Or is it?
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And I also, I have a bone to pick with my producer.
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I was watching the,
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Brady Indoor show last week.
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And I was told that I've,
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Well, I'm paraphrasing,
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my arguments are tired and overused, but I've got a lot of arguments.
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I like to test them all.
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Certainly, I regurgitate some old stuff
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that I know I've said before.
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I try to take a different angle every day or every week anyway.
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And, like my my arguments
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against organized religion,
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let's just go with, I was raised in
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an, Conservative,
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far right household and,
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that's why I have no contemporaries.
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I hold my far right politics, and yet.
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I as as we are all agnostic as to the existence
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of anything supernatural, since we cannot seem to prove anything,
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I, I like to take apart the dogma that I was fed when I was a kid
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and just look at it with a critical eye.
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So this is just on the topic of morality, which seems to be one of the,
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you know, the knock down, drag out arguments for,
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Bible based Christianity.
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In my view,
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true morality is the way someone behaves
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when they don't think someone's watching them.
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The Bible says we have Big brother.
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Orwellian overlook are always
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watching what we do, even when we're alone.
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That's not true.
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Wrote more morality.
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Eternal punishment for a finite sin.
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That doesn't make sense.
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That's not appropriate,
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to punish someone forever
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for something that they did briefly is not fair, right
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or justified.
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Original sin.
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Punishing someone for something they didn't even do
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is immoral.
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The punishment for infidelity,
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according to the Bible, is being stoned to death.
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Now, I'm not against getting stoned
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for being stoned to death for,
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absolutely anything.
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I'm actually against capital punishment. But,
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the Bible isn't
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vicarious redemption.
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Someone else can.
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You can purposefully
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cancel out your wrongdoings
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through blood magic unrelated to you.
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You, I understand you could be forgiven.
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That makes sense to me.
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Being forgiven by someone else's actions
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doesn't.
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Slavery.
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Not our Lord, not against the commandments
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actually endorsed in the Bible.
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Now, I understand these were different times.
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That is not a universally moral judgment.
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As I said a couple of weeks ago,
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maybe even last week, Cyrus the Great and the first Bill of rights
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for the Persian people and the
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the territories that he conquered,
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and he gave people
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the right to be free and freed the slaves.
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By the way, thousands of years before we did
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genocide,
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God endorses genocide in the Bible,
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the Old Testament,
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the flood made a mistake, killed every man, woman,
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child and animal except for what we could fit on a boat.
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But, Oops.
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Must have screwed up pretty bad.
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Perfect.
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Got screwed up terribly.
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The plagues in Egypt.
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Now, the Exodus isn't true.
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What didn't never happen. It's.
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It's demonstrably false.
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And ridiculous, even.
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But the story is even more ridiculous.
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All Moses said to the Pharaohs.
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Let my people go.
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And Pharaoh said, no.
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And so he said, I'm going to bring a series of plagues on you.
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And so God brings a series of plagues on him.
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After 2 or 3 plagues, Pharaoh's
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tired of this, and he said, okay, I'm going to let the Egyptians free.
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But God hardened his heart so that he wouldn't
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let his people free so they can continue with the plagues.
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When you get what your purpose was, you stop
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or you're immoral.
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General deception lies.
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Like I said,
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the Exodus isn't a true story,
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but the indoctrination I received wasn't true.
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Now, I don't think someone's lying.
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If they tell you something that they believe to be true.
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So I wasn't lied to directly, but
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I was fed a pack of lies, and.
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And now that I'm seeing it, I'm angry.
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And, plagiarism.
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Not exactly moral.
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And again, this is not we're not talking the modern world.
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Maybe the the flood myth was paying homage to the Epic of Gilgamesh.
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Maybe the rib story was paying homage to the older rib story.
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Maybe the all these similarities to all of these stories,
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Zoroastrianism and all the things that they ripped off
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or just, you know, useful fictions
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and not necessary lies or plagiarism.
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So that's why I put it at the bottom of the list.
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But the rest of those, I think it was 9 or 10
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points of immorality because
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in the
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the upbringing that I was raised under
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Christian values and morality was brilliant.
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And I still adhere to that view.
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I mean, for the most part.
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But, the argument that I want to
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I still want to have with Brady, if he gets here soon enough
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is the argument that, now he's making a distinction
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between determinism and predetermined?
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I don't I don't know if there is a distinction,
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but I rather I rather I knew I knew his little story.
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And, I want to share that with you as guy.
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I don't even know. I looked up, okay.
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And I got this, rock artist or,
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you know, this performing artist, and then another.
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Okay, but a different okay.
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Sir, across from a table
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by someone who identified themselves as Lucinda.
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And that's just Latin for, reptile or, lizard.
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And, lizard of its blade.
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Okay.
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Basically what was written in the emerald tablets.
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Well, Zechariah Sitchin discovered from the,
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reading cuneiform, basically what the Sleeping Prophet said
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from some of his meditations and that, oh, we before we were born,
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we were our consciousness existed as a soul,
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and we picked the reality
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we wanted to prescribe to and lived through.
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And then, I learned a new word this week.
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Offense is someone who sells, buys and sells stolen merchandise.
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That's not the the the cool new term,
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but it is kind of similar to the full term that relates here.
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It's called a veil.
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So your veil is when you're born, you don't get to remember
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where your soul has been because on this journey it's not true.
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If it's not the experience that you're looking for, if you can remember
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why you got yourself into it in the first place.
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So under this hypothesis
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that involves souls and eternal consciousness,
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there is pre determinism
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that goes beyond the determinism I'm talking about.
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This is like all the trials and tribulations of your life,
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all the goods, the ups, the downs, everything that happens
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was predetermined and chosen by you.
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So I've heard, I've heard crazy things like your consciousness controls
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your reality, all in a sense that that can be true.
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I I've,
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I can't quite grasp what I want to see, to articulate what I want to say
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about the subconscious mind knowing a lot more than my conscious mind.
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And how much of that is me, or is, like I,
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I identify myself as what I am consciously aware of and
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and I can't really claim what I'm not consciously aware of.
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It just seems reasonable to me.
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So however, there are people
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that are more adept at tapping into that subconscious.
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And sometimes when you draw out an answer that, like you're watching jeopardy
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and an answer pops into your head.
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That you weren't consciously
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aware of prior to that, you didn't remember learning it.
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Well, maybe that's what we're talking about.
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There.
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So the, the Mount Rushmore
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that I wanted to give today has nothing to do with zombies.
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I mean, I could I could give you a mount Rushmore of zombies.
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Shamblers definitely makes a list that I'm just imagining.
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They're.
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They're ambling the way they walk, you know?
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Shamblers.
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I love it, but, or maybe the the tattered clothes, I don't know, pretty cool.
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But,
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but what I wanted to talk
00:25:31
about the Mount Rushmore that I wanted to bring up today
00:25:36
was one of my favorite things to to view on YouTube.
00:25:39
And that is my favorite YouTube atheists.
00:25:46
I like these guys, these guys that that fight the,
00:25:50
the the staunch,
00:25:54
Christian, apologist.
00:25:57
Rest in peace.
00:25:59
Christopher Hitchens and Daniel Dennett, those guys are no longer alive.
00:26:04
Those guys don't
00:26:06
have life anymore.
00:26:10
This is their afterlife
00:26:12
in that they're no longer alive.
00:26:15
But they were great, great dudes.
00:26:18
And I'm not talking about, the most famous atheist either.
00:26:23
Ricky Gervais, Bill Maher, Penn Jillette, they come to mind, but.
00:26:29
Or even the rest of the Four Horsemen, Sam Harris, Richard Dawkins.
00:26:34
Dan Barker is great at fighting apologists.
00:26:37
Big, big name, Matt Delahunty.
00:26:42
He's he's huge.
00:26:43
He's like the the man
00:26:47
also not what I'm talking about.
00:26:49
I mean, he is great call and show the line.
00:26:51
He's got that Sunday show, that, well, he's one of the hosts.
00:26:56
Or, force Valkyrie.
00:26:59
I like him on that show, too.
00:27:01
Those they're they're really smart.
00:27:03
They really, I wish I could articulate
00:27:06
the points that they're making as well as they do.
00:27:10
There's the scholars, the biblical scholars, Fred Erman
00:27:13
and, Richard Carrier
00:27:15
I mentioned a few weeks ago.
00:27:17
Prophet of God just changed a mr. Z.
00:27:21
And, Miss Prophet of God, he was great,
00:27:25
but can't listen in my, in my Mount Rushmore.
00:27:29
I'm almost to it.
00:27:30
If you can get the bumper going.
00:27:34
I think it's worth mentioning,
00:27:38
Joe Schmidt,
00:27:39
which definitely gets me to also kind of the cosmic skeptic,
00:27:43
which gets me to drew McCoy, the genetically modified skeptic.
00:27:48
A few of the great shows.
00:27:50
Holy Kool-Aid, Paul Loggia.
00:27:52
Rationality rules.
00:27:55
I love, Michael Shermer, Michael Shermer show.
00:27:58
He's great.
00:28:00
Seth Andrews, the thinking atheist.
00:28:05
And, we're almost
00:28:07
we are to my Mount Rushmore.
00:28:12
Just missing the one thing of Mount Rushmore
00:28:15
because they are not ranked one through four.
00:28:17
It is just, oh, they're all four.
00:28:20
There it is.
00:28:21
And my Mount Rushmore for YouTube atheists.
00:28:25
Sorry, Erica, the God given.
00:28:28
I'd only choose four.
00:28:30
And here are my four.
00:28:32
Also, sorry Alex O'Connor.
00:28:35
He's well, he's going to be
00:28:37
one of the all time greats, but he's kind of changed his perspective.
00:28:41
He's kind of turned his back on, New Atheism and,
00:28:46
and Joe Schmidt,
00:28:48
if you want a lot of information quickly, he speaks very quickly.
00:28:53
So so it's worth watching.
00:28:55
But my my Mount Rushmore goes like this.
00:28:58
And with Thorne,
00:29:00
she's good.
00:29:02
Are in rock.
00:29:04
That's.
00:29:05
You want to hear a good rant?
00:29:07
And,
00:29:09
sir, sick.
00:29:11
Not kidding.
00:29:12
Sir sick. So sarcastic.
00:29:15
And finishing off my Mount
00:29:17
Rushmore of YouTube atheists,
00:29:22
I'm giving that spot to Vice Rhino.
00:29:26
Vice Rhino. Look him up.
00:29:27
That's a plaque on my Mount Rushmore of Bible figures.
00:29:31
That's my Mount Rushmore.
00:29:33
Roll the clip.
00:29:33
Brady.
00:29:37
Roll the clip.
00:29:37
Brady.
00:29:38
Green Boulder clip. Brady.
00:29:41
Give me the thing. Brady. Where's the clip?
00:29:43
Yeah, yeah.
00:29:44
Flat.
00:29:45
Francis I'm just calling the flats in case it does for the trust in the king.
00:29:49
The phone cuts
00:29:50
deep into the past like nothing left but stuff stacked high on the backs of
00:29:53
the deck.
00:29:54
Still got balls enough to shuffle through. Magic place.
00:29:57
God is with some God twist.
00:29:58
The currents will change through
00:29:59
the cracks and left information scrawled in bootstrap superstition.
00:30:03
Told him don't step twice. But the critics laughed.
00:30:06
Controversy for my thoughts in the face of a life, it's the more holes in the map.
00:30:11
Let straight to the aliens.
00:30:13
Me like a monkey I with the marbles I call you the creeps in the mist.
00:30:17
Speak to me.
00:30:18
Ship in space itself.
00:30:20
Folds in your riposte in the dust.
00:30:22
But you know what's funny?
00:30:24
I'm sick of mind. When I get nations.
00:30:26
Write me with the fates. And could be fate.
00:30:28
With virtual rights and stack prisons.
00:30:30
Cracks, snaps and superfluous foliage.
00:30:34
Gosh. And stars like splits.
00:30:36
Where is the world where we can pull down street faces for people
00:30:42
after the
00:30:43
echoes of choices make you spin away.
00:30:46
Pull joints for paradox flexes chance unstick phenomena
00:30:50
from the waste I don't got the answers
00:30:54
by some luminary drop shot over College Street conspiracy tricks in 1776.
00:31:00
Flip flop agency slips in a.
00:31:02
Since I left logic.
00:31:04
Fracking heaven. You wish. Rain.
00:31:06
Psyllium. Lost.
00:31:07
Isolation. Broken.
00:31:08
Masturbation cycle 3 to 69.
00:31:10
Shock of stress I was with you.
00:31:12
Feel free to cry.
00:31:14
Virgins whisper. Moons away.
00:31:16
Women now stressing on you.
00:31:17
Whisper. Reach my teeth.
00:31:19
Lost Moses feet A place like trees near the russet falls.
00:31:23
The city streets out a million silent stay.
00:31:25
Flocks on the forgotten like swallow.
00:31:28
We tried to top it I drowned at the price I need the water now.
00:31:31
Zombies of the blotter now.
00:31:39
And I hear every 15 minutes roughly anywhere.
00:31:43
Yeah.
00:31:46
Holy crap, that was awesome.
00:31:48
That was what draw was trying to pull off.
00:31:50
And you finally got.
00:31:51
I had to do it.
00:31:54
But now mine is better.
00:31:55
Now here's yours.
00:31:57
It's better. It actually makes sense. Mine is not.
00:31:59
Mine is not finished. Though I iss.
00:32:02
Yeah, I just listed all the,
00:32:04
I didn't know I was finished follow through.
00:32:07
You know, Finland is, majority atheist.
00:32:10
I do not know.
00:32:12
How many minutes are we into the show?
00:32:15
Half hour.
00:32:17
You're fucking a disrespectful piece of shit.
00:32:20
Am I?
00:32:21
I can't believe you did. Half an hour.
00:32:24
It's really.
00:32:26
What happened.
00:32:27
Oh. Oh. That's perfect. Late.
00:32:29
Let me get my Black History Month set up.
00:32:32
No, I thought we were
00:32:33
doing away with Black History Month.
00:32:36
What do I mean?
00:32:37
I thought that was no longer.
00:32:39
I thought we were,
00:32:41
Do you not see the screen?
00:32:43
I see the screen. It's on the screen, man.
00:32:45
So how long have you been to a streaming service lately.
00:32:47
And been prompted to support black
00:32:50
artistry?
00:32:52
Oh, yeah.
00:32:54
Okay.
00:32:55
Fifth, I went back to.
00:32:56
I like all people or no, I don't I don't like any people.
00:32:59
But regardless,
00:33:01
hey, I did make a 28 minute monologue.
00:33:04
How about that?
00:33:05
Holding down the show. I held nothing back.
00:33:08
I think I actually,
00:33:10
actually, I did,
00:33:12
what I really wanted to get into was moral agency.
00:33:15
I talked about morality, but, moral agency is
00:33:18
what we're talking about when we're talking about, zombification.
00:33:22
Because if you kill somebody, you're going to go on trial for murder.
00:33:27
And if you get convicted, you're going to get a life sentence or
00:33:30
or sentenced to death, depending on where you are.
00:33:33
But you're going to be punished for your crime
00:33:37
because you are morally accountable.
00:33:41
But if a bear mauls you to
00:33:42
death, the bear doesn't have to stand trial.
00:33:46
Is that Nelson Mandela?
00:33:52
Oh, was.
00:33:53
Oh, wait,
00:33:54
you're going to relegate my history?
00:33:56
Oh, no, that is it.
00:33:58
Oh, no. Yours is.
00:34:01
Hang on. I have to start it again.
00:34:02
In my defense, my screen's really small and they all look the same.
00:34:06
You find ridiculous.
00:34:09
All small screens look the same.
00:34:10
You're going to relegate my history to a month?
00:34:12
Yeah, I wish I could make is.
00:34:14
But it's Instagram, so we'll just ignore that. What?
00:34:16
Which month is white history month?
00:34:18
You're relegate my history to one month at the.
00:34:22
I'm so Yeah.
00:34:24
Like, what do you mean by he's not. Why he's just he's Jewish. History month.
00:34:27
There isn't one. Oh, what do you mean, Jewish?
00:34:29
What do you mean, you people?
00:34:30
So hold on.
00:34:31
I have two clips. This goes.
00:34:32
No, no, no, I don't either.
00:34:36
I don't want a Black History month.
00:34:39
Blackest ism, I know why.
00:34:41
How are we going to get rid of racism?
00:34:43
And for you about it, you're going to get rid of racism without talking about it.
00:34:47
I'm going to love the way. Stop talking about it.
00:34:50
I'll call you.
00:34:50
Yeah, a man and I'm going to ask you to stop.
00:34:52
So he's all for getting rid of Black History Month?
00:34:56
Yeah. I'm not a fan.
00:34:56
No. You as Mike Wallace, you know me as Morgan Freeman.
00:34:59
You know it. To me, it sounds a lot like a time out again.
00:35:01
Like so when it.
00:35:01
When Black History Month is over, forget about that part of American history.
00:35:08
Yeah, it is kind of weird.
00:35:09
I think Morgan Freeman has a selfish reason
00:35:11
why he wants to forget about black history.
00:35:15
Yeah,
00:35:16
just trying to find my time stamp here that I mark my book bookmark.
00:35:19
Didn't come up at the timestamp.
00:35:21
Why did I timestamp it if it's not all right, here we go.
00:35:25
Here we go.
00:35:27
Me. So what's been happening?
00:35:29
Giggles been happening.
00:35:30
Glows and glimmer.
00:35:33
Oh that's ones Gary for some for some back back.
00:35:38
Backstory this is The Electric Company, which is a show
00:35:41
designed for kids a little bit older than Sesame Street was for.
00:35:44
And it was in the 70s, and it helped people not end sentences in a preposition,
00:35:47
which apparently didn't help me any at no how.
00:35:52
That's a good year.
00:35:53
Gary. Gary. Gary.
00:35:56
Oh, Sega string.
00:35:58
Oh, here comes easy reader.
00:36:00
I like it some black ish.
00:36:02
Oh yeah, death is out of sight.
00:36:06
Listen to the way.
00:36:07
Lee, wait.
00:36:09
I'm talking to Stanley.
00:36:11
Oh, they darken him up for this is something for me.
00:36:14
It's very linear. It.
00:36:16
Sock it to Ollie.
00:36:17
Oh, wait a minute. Where he's resting.
00:36:18
He was laying a lot of words on me, so he'll be with him.
00:36:20
What's wrong there, Jacob?
00:36:22
Look. Wait. So she even suffers? Hold on.
00:36:24
So you guys criticize me when I say I talk black around black people?
00:36:28
Yep. Yo. What's up?
00:36:30
Listen to what she said. Listen to her.
00:36:31
So if you could have heard the whole thing,
00:36:33
she was talking to a wall saying,
00:36:34
excuse me, wall, would you like to show me some words?
00:36:37
Show me some words, please.
00:36:38
Now he walks on. Listen. Second to all is.
00:36:40
Oh, wait a minute. When he's resting.
00:36:42
He was laying a lot of words on me, so he'll be within one minute.
00:36:44
Lance words on me.
00:36:46
He was laying a lot of words on me.
00:36:49
Wow. She.
00:36:51
Yeah.
00:36:51
She wouldn't have said that to me. Oh.
00:36:53
All right, Carmela, it gets worse.
00:36:55
You got no matches on you?
00:36:57
Yes, I have matches.
00:36:58
You spit.
00:36:58
Joe Dick, can you see his dick through his pants?
00:37:01
Yes, yes.
00:37:03
Is it pointed downward into the upper left?
00:37:05
It's hanging to the right or left?
00:37:07
Yeah. His right. It's.
00:37:09
Or is this way?
00:37:09
Technically, yeah.
00:37:10
I wasn't looking until you prompted me to.
00:37:13
Why does he need a head?
00:37:15
I know why he needs a match.
00:37:17
What's in those?
00:37:20
Give me that much.
00:37:21
It's what I said.
00:37:22
Or so I also.
00:37:26
Oh, I owe you pretty much.
00:37:32
Right.
00:37:33
So I.
00:37:36
Oh. Oh, he was higher than a kite.
00:37:42
Parts are pretty important part.
00:37:44
He's black.
00:37:49
They just keep going there.
00:37:51
More to this or this where we end.
00:37:55
This is the end of the freaking segment.
00:37:58
Wait a minute.
00:37:59
You don't smoke?
00:38:00
Wow. Yeah, I know, but when I itches, I scratches.
00:38:04
And when I'm bored, I read match.
00:38:06
Oh, haha.
00:38:07
Close cover before strike.
00:38:10
That's it. Is that hip?
00:38:11
Is that heavy?
00:38:13
Pleasing to see so
00:38:15
even black people can learn to read from matches?
00:38:18
Oh, okay.
00:38:20
In the 70s, more universally, not now.
00:38:22
We're we're much more evolved.
00:38:26
So that was the wrong word. Sorry.
00:38:27
That was the wrong word.
00:38:29
So interesting that he was playing a homosexual black man and that
00:38:32
like a stereotypical homosexual black man.
00:38:35
So if you're fighting like I'm not a homosexual.
00:38:37
Yeah. Typically. Yeah.
00:38:38
Showing off your penis. That was a 70s man.
00:38:40
You must not be around in the 70s.
00:38:44
No, I definitely was,
00:38:44
tell us what you thought of the monologue down in the comments.
00:38:48
It's just one dress.
00:38:50
Okay,
00:38:52
I said the comments drawer.
00:38:54
Do you have any comments?
00:38:55
Yeah. Leave a comment. Fucking sucks.
00:38:58
Please leave a comment I miss. I love reading them.
00:39:00
It was the worst for having the everything sucks.
00:39:04
Oh. Okay.
00:39:04
So you mentioned in the, monologue here Exodus, right?
00:39:08
So I yeah, there is no clear archeological archeological evidence
00:39:12
that directly supports the story of Exodus.
00:39:14
However, some scholars believe that the story may have some
00:39:17
historical basis evidence for Exodus.
00:39:21
Scholars compare the Bible in to other texts from nearby cultures
00:39:25
to see if the Bible was influenced by them.
00:39:28
Yeah. That's comparative method.
00:39:30
And then also artifacts.
00:39:31
Some artifacts are, some artifacts
00:39:34
that may point to the exodus, include the manifesto.
00:39:38
Do you, Lee. Stele.
00:39:39
Mayor. Enough stele.
00:39:42
Oh, yeah. Lee.
00:39:44
Stella.
00:39:44
The mayor. Stella. Yeah.
00:39:46
Do we know what that is?
00:39:48
Yeah, it's a it's an old book
00:39:50
known as the Israel Stella or the victory.
00:39:53
Stella or Maranatha.
00:39:55
It is an inscription by Maranatha, the,
00:39:58
pharaoh in ancient Egypt who resigned, reigned from.
00:40:02
He resigned.
00:40:02
Fucking dipshit from 1213 to 1203 BCE.
00:40:07
So how does that make. Yeah, it's.
00:40:08
Those are tablets.
00:40:09
Before, there were scrolls that were Stella's.
00:40:12
I don't know what.
00:40:13
I don't know what the e on the end of that is,
00:40:14
but somehow he went backwards in time because it was he ran from the.
00:40:18
Unless you're talking like a to be BS.
00:40:22
Whatever.
00:40:23
The Brooklyn Papyrus and the walls of Jericho
00:40:29
shout out could.
00:40:34
What?
00:40:40
Before, when Rockette hair.
00:40:48
We can see the walls of Jericho.
00:40:54
I think that's a great story.
00:41:03
But it's
00:41:03
basically they leave Jericho under siege, and,
00:41:07
they couldn't figure out how to to breach the walls.
00:41:12
So it's gotten.
00:41:14
Had to, play their musical instrument.
00:41:17
And then they put them in and they vibrated down.
00:41:23
They put them in a much like that was in grad.
00:41:25
Yeah, that sounds very, sounds very reasonable.
00:41:28
Yeah.
00:41:29
Reasonable.
00:41:31
So, his brother watching.
00:41:34
Well, are you there?
00:41:36
I assume so.
00:41:38
Oh, there we go.
00:41:41
I can't read it.
00:41:41
Rocked. I'm gonna my lowest.
00:41:44
So if you guys can all just donate, like, five bucks,
00:41:47
we can buy Gary a bigger monitor.
00:41:50
That'd be great.
00:41:51
Especially if you still haven't made a dime off of unemployment.
00:41:56
I am on my last 40 bucks.
00:41:58
I have $40 in my name.
00:42:00
We need to set up a GoFundMe.
00:42:01
Let's just get a go for me now.
00:42:03
Screw that. I'll take charity.
00:42:04
We'll tell the.
00:42:05
We'll tell the Dave story and we'll be like, hey,
00:42:10
you know, more about Dave was right.
00:42:12
I'm a jerk.
00:42:13
You are.
00:42:13
If you listen to the consistencies in my story.
00:42:16
Matt, the guy I used to share a locker with.
00:42:19
Stop being friends with me because I'm a jerk.
00:42:22
Next guy they get, he stopped hanging out with me because I'm a jerk.
00:42:26
Dave stopped hanging out with me because I'm a jerk.
00:42:29
There's a common thread here.
00:42:32
It's me.
00:42:33
I'm a jerk.
00:42:36
You should lead with that.
00:42:36
When your job interview, right?
00:42:39
Oh, yeah. Yeah. That way. Don't.
00:42:41
That's why I've been so successful.
00:42:43
It seems so brutally honest, actually.
00:42:45
You'll end up with a better job, and everyone will be happier
00:42:47
because they'll be like, oh, wow, we were looking for an actual jerk.
00:42:50
We were looking for a jerk.
00:42:51
Just know upfront, right? So there was no surprises.
00:42:53
Try the DMV. There's a lot of jerks there.
00:42:56
Yeah, I'd fit right in.
00:42:58
In fact, the jerk store just called, and you're their number one bestseller.
00:43:02
No, I find that I'm much more helpful if I'm not nice,
00:43:06
I prefer not nice, because otherwise I'm worried about.
00:43:08
Oh, you don't want to hurt my feelings,
00:43:09
so you might not give me an honest answer, right? Right.
00:43:12
At least you know I'm being truthful.
00:43:14
But you are at least hopeful that being a jerk is the minority.
00:43:18
I mean, being honest, I guess.
00:43:20
Oh, I will, major.
00:43:22
As I mentioned in the monologue, I'm
00:43:24
a politically far right atheist.
00:43:28
They don't exist.
00:43:30
I'm a I'm an oddball. I'm a.
00:43:33
Yeah,
00:43:33
we get a lot of flak for that on Rumble because it's a Christian right centric,
00:43:38
platform.
00:43:39
And yeah, but I have a right to speak my mind.
00:43:44
Yes. That's why we go to Rumble.
00:43:46
You are not going to say anything on Rumble.
00:43:49
All right, which we are.
00:43:50
Hey, we're on YouTube, by the way.
00:43:53
Oh, by the way, we are on YouTube, by the way.
00:43:55
Thought we were out for two weeks.
00:43:57
You have to do math. No, two weeks will be the second strike.
00:43:59
It's one strike to do math, which is?
00:44:01
We're on our third strike already.
00:44:03
Hey, up.
00:44:04
Up until right at 10:00.
00:44:05
I said we had one more day left, and I thought they were going
00:44:07
to give us eight days for our week strike.
00:44:09
Oh, so we've been we've been on YouTube this whole time.
00:44:13
I didn't really check.
00:44:15
Yeah.
00:44:16
Hey. Yeah, show and tell.
00:44:18
I started on a new.
00:44:19
No, no no, no, we're on YouTube.
00:44:21
You can't show and tell unless it's dick or dildo.
00:44:24
Wait, this is my my latest mic.
00:44:28
Was that in the game?
00:44:28
Was that someone once again came out on YouTube?
00:44:31
I know they
00:44:32
they banned a kid smoking, but they allowed
00:44:34
a game called Dick or dildo, which a bunch of gay people,
00:44:36
they put a sheet up, banned an alleged kid allegedly smoking a let.
00:44:40
Yeah, that was on YouTube. Very fucking sorry.
00:44:42
We're
00:44:43
we're interrupting the show and tell it now I feel it, I felt it, it was palpable.
00:44:46
And I'm sorry.
00:44:48
So I tried a new technique called the forge.
00:44:52
Weld your left hand.
00:44:53
Now, this is three different pieces of metal
00:44:58
that I attempted to forge weld together.
00:45:01
And as you can see, the gas burst here.
00:45:04
It's supposed to be it
00:45:07
means that I failed to forge weld. So what?
00:45:10
No no no no no no, just turn it into an Elon Musk thing.
00:45:12
That's where you stash your little dagger knife in that little pocket
00:45:15
inside the blade.
00:45:16
That little part. Okay, so I try to get
00:45:20
this is my first successful forge.
00:45:21
Well, if you listen, man, why is your screen.
00:45:25
It is solid, but it's too small to be a good billet.
00:45:29
So I tried once again.
00:45:32
And you'll see that I've got one piece of metal.
00:45:37
But that test that I just showed you,
00:45:41
God dang hollow.
00:45:43
It's not forged. Welded.
00:45:45
And in order to make just what you saw there.
00:45:51
I had to cut off all of this.
00:45:54
What are you making?
00:45:54
All of this was wasted in all those efforts.
00:45:57
All of this.
00:45:59
And you're trying this just like carbon steel expert.
00:46:03
Good stuff.
00:46:03
This is expensive. So,
00:46:08
failing at all of this,
00:46:10
I sat down and use it again.
00:46:14
If only it was that simple.
00:46:16
So don't.
00:46:17
Can't you just I can I don't I don't understand metal or temperature.
00:46:20
So, so easy.
00:46:22
And I know you don't understand metal.
00:46:24
I figured so easy.
00:46:25
And I started with one,
00:46:28
what's it called?
00:46:30
A lawnmower blade.
00:46:31
And he started making, a,
00:46:34
tip on the the end with a hole.
00:46:37
I started making a tip on the other end.
00:46:40
And so we did the holes,
00:46:45
the hole just there.
00:46:46
And I'm going to use it for the hanging.
00:46:49
A Lannister.
00:46:49
Lannister? No, that's not what it's called.
00:46:52
That's the that's the family name for Game of Thrones.
00:46:54
So you're not making that call. Tell me in the comments.
00:46:57
Oh my lord.
00:46:59
Lanyard.
00:47:00
That's what it's called. Lannisters and
00:47:03
yeah, I don't think you said that right.
00:47:07
I think I'm going to put on my heated coat, roll the clip.
00:47:10
Ready. Why isn't it on already?
00:47:13
Because they're talking me
00:47:15
don't like always in my cell phone.
00:47:18
You say bye bye. Me want me for?
00:47:21
Okay, come. One, two. Define it.
00:47:24
Play this moment.
00:47:26
Why you so care?
00:47:28
Other people look at me.
00:47:29
I don't know
00:47:32
why it's not me. Rocket.
00:47:33
You say bye bye.
00:47:35
Bye bye bye bye.
00:47:38
You go.
00:47:39
Don't cry.
00:47:41
But my mom said yes to your father.
00:47:43
And she said your king.
00:47:45
Not yet. She's expecting
00:47:48
you. You happy
00:47:52
hissing? Oh
00:47:55
say oh why let me.
00:47:57
So she could do better.
00:47:58
But not tonight. Cry.
00:48:01
Oh don't let it.
00:48:04
You have what seven all love.
00:48:06
Oh you're, you had all your dreams.
00:48:10
That one night go by so much.
00:48:15
And roll.
00:48:17
Still waiting for you.
00:48:20
And I been in the chair every 15 minutes.
00:48:22
Roughly anywhere. Yeah.
00:48:25
They think the number seven is important.
00:48:27
Apparently.
00:48:28
Still waiting for you,
00:48:31
but it's, Looks like my friend Mark.
00:48:36
Mark, you know who you are.
00:48:39
The Asian.
00:48:40
If you think Mark knows who he is.
00:48:42
You guys know every Asian, Persian, Persian.
00:48:45
The current, the Korean kingpin.
00:48:46
You know him?
00:48:48
Oh, to answer your question, draw.
00:48:50
The reason I didn't have my heated coat on already was
00:48:53
because I know it won't last the full three hours of the show,
00:48:57
so I save it for the end, plug it in.
00:49:01
Right.
00:49:02
I've got a heater plugged in.
00:49:05
I've got that plugged in.
00:49:06
I got that plugged in.
00:49:07
I got the phone plugged in.
00:49:10
How many forms do I need?
00:49:12
No, the coat.
00:49:12
As many as the coat in as many years.
00:49:15
Right. Okay. Okay. I'll go back to explain.
00:49:18
America, I already have all four plugs.
00:49:22
Utilize the plug break.
00:49:24
I'm pretty sure that coat doesn't go into a 120 volt United States,
00:49:28
but pretty sure it goes into a standard USB, a Am I correct? Yes.
00:49:33
So you don't have an open Usb-a port
00:49:36
anywhere, even on the bottom of your phone right now?
00:49:40
Maybe that's. Yeah, but you can get an adapter.
00:49:42
You can charge your the phone is plugged into it.
00:49:45
Oh well, you need an
00:49:46
adapter or a splitter then.
00:49:50
Oh you know what?
00:49:51
That's funny.
00:49:52
I have one sticking out of the I mean, it's right there
00:49:56
saying you figured it out. It's got to.
00:49:59
Okay.
00:49:59
Yeah, yeah, I could do that I love that I love the angle today.
00:50:02
I can see all of you.
00:50:04
I, I adjusted it.
00:50:07
Did you lower the camera or raise your barn?
00:50:09
Oh, those are the only two options. Yes.
00:50:13
No, you raise the stage.
00:50:16
No, you raise just the chair. Yes.
00:50:22
So technically, then that's the barn, right?
00:50:24
I mean, it's,
00:50:27
Oh, I thought you said raise the barn like the Amish do.
00:50:30
Barn raising?
00:50:31
Yeah, yeah,
00:50:33
you could do that.
00:50:35
I hate zombies, for the record, I don't I don't want to do any research.
00:50:38
I think it's the lamest
00:50:41
sci fi genre.
00:50:43
There are real enemies.
00:50:45
I just wanted to get a, moral agency.
00:50:50
Do we have it?
00:50:51
And the reason I wanted to get to moral agency
00:50:54
was to argue with you about,
00:50:59
What does that say?
00:51:00
I can't read that. So you. Sorry.
00:51:01
You finish your thought, and then I'll move on to my penis nose.
00:51:04
Do you want to argue with me? Is where you left off.
00:51:06
So I in compatibility,
00:51:09
you can't compatible.
00:51:11
You can't argue with compatibility.
00:51:12
It's an end all bullshit blanket statement to argue against anything.
00:51:17
No, I, I want to argue point by point.
00:51:20
Why it, why free will
00:51:25
is compatible with pre determinism.
00:51:30
You added the pre if I did
00:51:32
because I know that you you don't go for determinism.
00:51:36
And I agree with you that you made a decision
00:51:40
clear of ourself I believe Terminator I don't believe in pre determinism.
00:51:44
Every effect has a cause and
00:51:48
and so
00:51:49
but there's, there's many every decision you make has a bunch of
00:51:54
like things behind it.
00:51:56
Like, you might even be of, like you strong strongly
00:52:02
influence doesn't change detection.
00:52:06
So you're so you're you're you're relying that there were so many things,
00:52:09
so many forces against my power, against my will that I couldn't say yes or no.
00:52:13
I couldn't turn right or left unless it's,
00:52:17
you know, and we don't make that decision.
00:52:20
You're not of one mind of that.
00:52:21
You, you, you recognize and acknowledge that there are pros
00:52:26
and cons to either decision, but you still must make a decision.
00:52:30
Yeah, absolutely.
00:52:32
Even though. Yeah.
00:52:32
So apparently milliseconds before already.
00:52:35
Yeah.
00:52:35
Determined that that situation and
00:52:37
and they that caused that tips you one way or the other.
00:52:41
That happens at the very last instant.
00:52:43
And like you might walk up to the switch thinking
00:52:46
I'm going to switch it right or left and then all that is irrelevant.
00:52:50
All that is irrelevant to the instant, to the instance.
00:52:53
I'm sorry, not the instant. All that is irrelevant,
00:52:57
but it all precedes the decision.
00:53:00
And I'm just saying.
00:53:01
But, okay, when you make your decisions,
00:53:05
there's only two reasons to make a decision.
00:53:08
Because you want to or because you have to.
00:53:11
Okay. No.
00:53:12
So there's even
00:53:13
there's an involuntary decision where you're not even aware of, okay.
00:53:16
So that's not making the decision.
00:53:18
But it is because if there's if there's more than one option and the outcome
00:53:23
is limited to a single option, something made a decision.
00:53:27
I don't care if it.
00:53:28
Okay, so you're not the frog or my brain okay okay.
00:53:32
So the decisions that you are involved in
00:53:36
are I, I don't make a decision to breathe.
00:53:39
That's an involuntary action as far as I was taught.
00:53:42
Yes, that's an involuntary action.
00:53:44
I'm talking about decisions. Voluntary decisions.
00:53:47
I can decide not to breathe.
00:53:48
I stopped right now.
00:53:50
I don't think you can continue that.
00:53:53
I think I think no matter what I say, you will argue into your point.
00:53:57
Yeah,
00:53:59
I agree dangerous.
00:54:00
That means you're not listening.
00:54:02
I'm sorry.
00:54:03
What?
00:54:06
Okay, so now what draws that?
00:54:07
I mean, what draw? What's what's the other guy on the show? What?
00:54:10
Hey, do you prefer I call you right?
00:54:11
Or welder because I don't, I want out.
00:54:13
You still has to be heated to at least 1000 degrees to make it soft.
00:54:17
No, I never knew that.
00:54:19
I honestly know so?
00:54:20
So unless it's a specific alloy that would separate, can't you heat
00:54:24
any raw single metal to whatever its melting point is and then recast it
00:54:29
or forge?
00:54:30
My fuel is propane, so that's just not true.
00:54:35
What I said, and I said, can't you heat it?
00:54:37
I meant, can't you just heat it up?
00:54:39
And me, do you have the capability? Yeah. But do you mean.
00:54:42
Well, yeah, I, I don't have the capability of smelting or.
00:54:46
You mean what kind of metal.
00:54:47
And it was so expensive and back into it depending on it's, high carbon steel.
00:54:51
It's got a bunch of letters and numbers.
00:54:53
So as soon as you say high carbon steel, that tells me that some kind of alloy
00:54:56
with both steel and carbon and nickel and chromium.
00:55:02
Yeah. How come? How can it?
00:55:03
Once you mention alloy, you can just mix in whatever.
00:55:06
Yeah, but these are known.
00:55:11
But I'm going to use the other high carbon steel.
00:55:13
I just can't figure out how.
00:55:15
I mean, like for instance, my successful one for the for the I put it
00:55:19
this way, this is still has to be heated to at least a thousand degrees.
00:55:23
And now the next one says melted steel. Oh wait.
00:55:25
So once it's melted, you need to make it hotter. Yeah, yeah.
00:55:28
No. Yeah. Melting steel.
00:55:30
You need at least 2500 degrees depending on the composition.
00:55:34
I also don't want to point out all the carbon.
00:55:36
Then it's useless to me.
00:55:38
Oh, you know what?
00:55:39
I'm meant to text you something and tell you something.
00:55:40
And now, since it's already started and we missed the intro,
00:55:43
hey, today, instead of saying flatulence live, can you say flatulence undead?
00:55:46
Every time.
00:55:48
Every time.
00:55:49
Oh, no, I won't,
00:55:51
but, yeah, we have to call this.
00:55:53
Oh, wait, can we say undead?
00:55:54
I can't, I don't think we can say undead on YouTube.
00:55:56
Can we say undead?
00:55:57
Let's see if I say undead on YouTube because I you to.
00:56:01
It's not can't.
00:56:01
It's absolutely content.
00:56:04
This is fun.
00:56:05
We should do a show on censorship one day because I could rant about that all day.
00:56:08
There's a list of words
00:56:09
that you're supposed to use in place of, you know, not like gosh instead of God
00:56:12
or darn instead of damn, but on a live instead of dead.
00:56:15
We're like, think we're on you.
00:56:18
I'm not going to let me just referencing them and listing them.
00:56:21
We will get our second strike.
00:56:23
Oh, okay.
00:56:24
Let's not do that.
00:56:25
That so I can say the other ones are on lived.
00:56:30
I think they just use initials for, like CP.
00:56:33
Have you got any time of A's?
00:56:35
Which is not. Oh, you're thinking
00:56:39
oh, drat.
00:56:40
Okay.
00:56:41
So anyway, Brady,
00:56:42
when you make a decision, it's because you want to or you have to do you have to.
00:56:47
It's not your your decision at all.
00:56:49
Why are you want to the have.
00:56:52
Sorry I interrupted you but the want or the have makes no difference
00:56:56
whether you want or you have to.
00:56:57
That just sounds like one is an emotional choice and one is a necessity.
00:57:01
And necessary choice.
00:57:04
I agree, and that is kind of my point.
00:57:07
Because if your desire,
00:57:13
I have such a hard time because I want to say before I forget,
00:57:16
but I can use your same argument that if I if there was an unnecessary choice,
00:57:19
then it's not determination.
00:57:21
If I had no choice to choose, but only one way, it's not a choice.
00:57:24
Predetermination.
00:57:26
So that doesn't count for what we're talking about.
00:57:28
If I had no choice, or I wasn't the one making the choice, than it is
00:57:31
not involved in this argument, right?
00:57:33
So we can put that aside and not talk.
00:57:34
Choice is a choice.
00:57:36
If we're talking about choice as an instance, I,
00:57:39
I agree, regardless of of the influence up to that time.
00:57:42
Regardless.
00:57:43
So when you do make a choice and it's based on your preference,
00:57:49
I don't that he just said when you make a choice, go ahead.
00:57:54
When you do make a choice, when you actually make a choice, or if
00:57:57
it's already if it's already determined, why do we even have the word choice?
00:58:03
That's where compatible ism comes in
00:58:06
by this choice and that.
00:58:08
Choose the balls.
00:58:09
I have to use the word competitive in my field.
00:58:11
Compatible means works together perfectly.
00:58:14
No worries.
00:58:14
It's just if it's compatible, right, it will work right?
00:58:18
In this sense, compatible ism means the exact opposite of that.
00:58:21
It means that it's so illogical.
00:58:23
It's such a paradox that we're just going to agree that it's the same thing.
00:58:28
No, they're different things, and that's why they're compatible.
00:58:32
Yeah.
00:58:32
You just said makes no sense.
00:58:36
No. They're different things.
00:58:37
So they're compatible. If you say the two things
00:58:40
I before you
00:58:41
give me a chance, you could try round peg square hole compatible.
00:58:45
Not compatible.
00:58:46
Not compatible okay.
00:58:46
So you're only two choices.
00:58:47
Well, I've only got I'm only able to get out
00:58:50
like a half a sentence before you start a rebuttal.
00:58:52
I know what you're saying is so wrong here.
00:58:56
I know, see?
00:58:57
Okay,
00:58:59
good. Okay.
00:59:01
So order.
00:59:01
So when you do make a decision and it's based on your preference,
00:59:06
you really don't have,
00:59:09
you're not the master of your own preferences.
00:59:12
Like, do you prefer chocolate or vanilla?
00:59:15
That's my my famous argument.
00:59:17
And for me, it's vanilla.
00:59:18
A lot of people say chocolate, but definitely it's not because I.
00:59:23
I would like to like chocolate more than vanilla, I just don't.
00:59:27
So I'm not in full control of that.
00:59:30
So that undermines free will.
00:59:32
So so you're wrong.
00:59:35
Your feelings for chocolate or vanilla, you could still choose the ice
00:59:39
cream you do not desire.
00:59:42
Yes, your argument holds no water.
00:59:45
You're talking about taste and influence and preference and desire.
00:59:50
That is not your end all. Be all.
00:59:52
Are you so selfish that you make all your decisions based on
00:59:54
what makes your dick hard? Only yes.
00:59:58
Well, there's your problem.
00:59:59
See, you need to look beyond that.
01:00:01
Sometimes we have to make tariff decisions, hard decisions
01:00:04
that people they're not popular, that you don't like and those yourself.
01:00:08
Still, you would.
01:00:09
How much chocolate ice cream in that instance?
01:00:12
Then you would prefer to defy what I'm talking about.
01:00:17
And that is still a preference of yours.
01:00:22
So you would prefer that.
01:00:24
And what I'm saying is you don't have control over your preferences.
01:00:28
So are you inferring that because you like vanilla
01:00:31
ice cream that you cannot choose chocolate?
01:00:33
Because that's what I heard again after I already said that?
01:00:36
That's stupid.
01:00:38
You you can you you can.
01:00:41
Okay. So how who with what?
01:00:43
Because then you.
01:00:45
So you keep saying I'm, I'm walking all over you. But.
01:00:47
So when you make that decision to choose chocolate, the ice cream you do not like.
01:00:51
Yeah. I could give you one example.
01:00:53
You're for free if you buy Neapolitan.
01:00:56
Yes, but you're going to have a bunch
01:00:58
of boxes of ice cream with just a sliver of chocolate in them.
01:01:01
So there is a there is a negative to your choice.
01:01:04
But regardless of all those things, can you still choose
01:01:09
chocolate or vanilla?
01:01:11
Yes. Yes. You? No.
01:01:13
How? With what?
01:01:14
And who does that?
01:01:17
That's what I'm saying.
01:01:18
It's me and my preference.
01:01:21
No, no. Who determines you?
01:01:23
I just think I said that you're choosing chocolate this time over your preference.
01:01:26
Someone has more power over the options.
01:01:30
And what is overruling my taste preference?
01:01:34
My preference to your will.
01:01:37
Express your real self, your something else?
01:01:40
No. Oh, just writing my taste preference.
01:01:43
We've already.
01:01:43
Which is still a preference.
01:01:47
Preference and influence are separate and exist.
01:01:50
I'm not saying they don't exist, but you can still override them.
01:01:53
Some people even say, well, he's got willpower, right?
01:01:57
I mean, you've heard that expression, but no power is a desire.
01:02:01
It's still what are we, a decision?
01:02:03
Are we talking based on something you want that you're not in full control of?
01:02:08
The more know what it is change you
01:02:11
are, the less weight you have it.
01:02:14
The I agree, I agree, which I agree with what you're saying are not
01:02:17
fully in your control
01:02:20
at the instance you make that decision.
01:02:23
They are and no one else is.
01:02:27
And that why the influence makes it very difficult sometimes.
01:02:31
And I'll even agree with you. Sometimes impossible.
01:02:33
For example, if you're turning right or left
01:02:35
and there's a brick wall on the left, you can't turn left here, I will.
01:02:39
I'm turning.
01:02:40
So you can, you can, yeah, you can, but you hopefully your
01:02:44
your will learns from its mistakes.
01:02:47
I'm gonna try this.
01:02:48
The question can your will learn from its mistakes?
01:02:53
In other words, can you modify your behavior
01:02:55
in the future from the decisions you make today? Yes.
01:02:59
How? Preferences?
01:03:00
Who does that and with what preferences change?
01:03:05
No, I didn't say your preference.
01:03:06
I said the decision can in
01:03:09
but you can so you can change, right?
01:03:12
Right. Oh absolutely.
01:03:13
Who does that.
01:03:14
And with what.
01:03:15
So you change daily
01:03:18
not diapers.
01:03:19
I'm talking decisions and willpower right.
01:03:24
And that is
01:03:26
it's all outside influences.
01:03:28
It's got it really is. Now I forgot it.
01:03:30
Damn it.
01:03:32
Okay I want to take it from a different angle.
01:03:36
Dude, commit to murder.
01:03:38
Dude is sentenced to, the electric chair.
01:03:44
Autopsy reveals he had a tumor on his brain pressing on
01:03:47
that part of his brain that would stop him from committing a murder.
01:03:51
And it was a tumor that caused him to be a killer, not his own free will.
01:03:58
So put the tumor in jail.
01:04:01
Yeah, that's a that's the same as the.
01:04:03
That's the same as the brick wall argument.
01:04:05
If you're unable to make that decision, then we are removing any choice.
01:04:10
Therefore removing your will.
01:04:15
I'm sure there's some people that would like to.
01:04:16
Will the world to be flat,
01:04:19
no matter how much willpower they have.
01:04:21
There's certain things that just
01:04:23
so I, I agree with what you're saying, but it doesn't doesn't defeat the fact.
01:04:26
Like if you're removing it from the entire argument,
01:04:29
the entire definition to make it fit, then I will agree with you.
01:04:33
It's compatible.
01:04:34
Just like the square peg round hole.
01:04:36
If you completely remove the square peg.
01:04:38
I don't believe we have free will, but I am saying
01:04:41
that free will and
01:04:44
Okay, I got it, I got it.
01:04:46
We are halfway through our argument.
01:04:48
We add things like destiny or, predetermination.
01:04:52
You just added freewill and you even made me repeat it.
01:04:55
I'm not talking about free will.
01:04:56
Influence makes will not free.
01:04:58
I agree with that 100%.
01:04:59
But we're talking about just will
01:05:01
the instance where something in your body can make a decision.
01:05:04
A right or left, a zero or a one and up or down?
01:05:09
My argument is that determinism,
01:05:12
and free will are compatible.
01:05:15
Now you're making me add pre to my determinism
01:05:18
and subtract free from will.
01:05:21
So now my argument, according to you is
01:05:26
will is compatible with free determinism.
01:05:29
No, just determinism
01:05:32
okay.
01:05:33
Will is not compatible with determinism.
01:05:35
It is either something is either set in stone.
01:05:38
Somebody had a plan, they drew it up.
01:05:40
They wrote the movie however you want to, whatever euphemism, whatever
01:05:43
analogy you want to use, or there's adventure.
01:05:46
Let's start a story.
01:05:48
The most interesting part of the inserted story, by the way,
01:05:51
is copper fusion powered, engines, because we're always told
01:05:55
the anarchy, we're here to enslave us and make us, mine gold.
01:06:00
And according to a certain story, it was copper.
01:06:03
In fact, copper that drove their, electromagnetic gravity defying engines.
01:06:09
But that
01:06:11
the coolest part of the thing is,
01:06:15
the the ultimate consciousness,
01:06:18
the conscious like stream that is eternal.
01:06:23
And, and fundamental.
01:06:26
But we and we are part of.
01:06:28
But because of the veil that until the veil is lifted,
01:06:33
we don't remember who we are.
01:06:37
So what we're put in this
01:06:39
predetermined scenario.
01:06:42
Did you say there was an afterlife?
01:06:44
Would this world work a certain thing?
01:06:46
That's why I looked up the sort of thing.
01:06:49
Would this world work if everybody knew that it was just,
01:06:52
the,
01:06:56
I can't even think of the word there, a string,
01:06:58
if it was just one loop on your infinite.
01:07:01
If we knew if that veil wasn't there, do you think it would work?
01:07:05
Or people would probably say, fuck this life and blow,
01:07:09
the things that interest me the most, the the, the mediums
01:07:12
and the remote viewing and the the the cycle powers
01:07:18
are, are, threats or,
01:07:22
or or, flaws in the veil.
01:07:25
We're we're we're like like, think what's that guy?
01:07:29
The guy who's remote viewing is just bullshit.
01:07:34
Oh, that was the.
01:07:37
Remote viewing is.
01:07:39
I think there's there's a quantum explanation for remote viewing.
01:07:43
Like a wave kind of a deal.
01:07:45
Like, like a.
01:07:49
What's that called? A,
01:07:51
a field theory explanation
01:07:54
where you can actually explain remote viewing through,
01:07:57
if there was some way for you to
01:08:01
in some way, participate.
01:08:06
Like I don't trust, man, I think it makes sense.
01:08:11
Vibrations in a in a certain, like, wave field
01:08:16
that you could actually, get an idea of.
01:08:21
They all could have fell asleep watching the same CSI Miami.
01:08:24
Who knows?
01:08:24
I mean, there's so many there's so many logical,
01:08:27
more reasonable explanations than we are all connected in some.
01:08:31
Right?
01:08:32
Sure, that isn't real, but, I mean, those the, the CIA,
01:08:37
you know, the Pentagon paid for a program that
01:08:41
that, tested paranormal activities for, like, 20 years.
01:08:45
Yeah, let's do it and try to make it.
01:08:48
If it wasn't having any results, any positive?
01:08:51
Again, I think it's a cottage.
01:08:52
I think it's a cottage industry, just like Bigfoot.
01:08:55
If they play the it's if they admit that it's not real.
01:09:04
Boo boo boo boo boo boo.
01:09:10
And you know what?
01:09:11
The new cottage industry is?
01:09:12
Fucking quantum theory.
01:09:13
According to Sabrina Hassan Pfeiffer.
01:09:16
Oh, yes. This is good.
01:09:17
She's very cunty, but that's a secret.
01:09:19
Everyone and everyone in string theory won't admit that it's wrong
01:09:24
because they'll lose their funding.
01:09:25
That's the number one reason they have meetings and they're told
01:09:28
we have to keep the shenanigans going, right?
01:09:32
Otherwise.
01:09:33
Otherwise, all the funding,
01:09:34
the whimsical, rich people that think they're going to,
01:09:37
they'll throw their money into some other new whim.
01:09:39
Yeah.
01:09:40
Well, on the one hand, I can't really claim to know
01:09:43
quantum mechanics, but on the other hand, I'm pretty sure,
01:09:46
string theories, bogus.
01:09:50
For a while there, it looked like it was our best way to unify
01:09:54
gravity with with quantum mechanics.
01:09:57
But not not anymore.
01:10:00
I don't think.
01:10:03
Nice.
01:10:04
All my videos just started playing at the same time.
01:10:07
Oh. That's cool.
01:10:13
This whole show has been flawless so far.
01:10:16
I like it, I missed half of it, so that's probably the part you fucked up.
01:10:20
You didn't even listen to my monologue,
01:10:22
dude.
01:10:23
I tried, but then the thing went out and that's when it went out.
01:10:25
Last time I just simply swiped up to bring my phone back.
01:10:28
Yeah, and because the way StreamYard works that I hit and stream
01:10:32
because it's not the upper right corner on your phone,
01:10:33
it's at the bottom right where I would swipe up and you're like, show number.
01:10:37
That. That was rough.
01:10:39
Yeah, I don't want to do that again.
01:10:40
So once the phone shut off, I was like, all right, I guess I'm done.
01:10:44
You are done. Oh.
01:10:47
You, dear
01:10:50
clergy, maybe your gentle words will help me.
01:10:53
My love of my
01:10:55
the love of my life passed down six months ago, two weeks before our wedding.
01:10:59
I feel like a walking zombie who can't remember how to smile.
01:11:03
My darling died in front of me from a home.
01:11:05
He was staring into my eyes. He was only 39.
01:11:09
I'm 36.
01:11:10
We were planning our future together.
01:11:12
I'm so lonely without him now I feel as if God has taken his life and mine.
01:11:18
I want to join my darling because we promise each other
01:11:21
we'd always be together.
01:11:23
He promised he would never leave me.
01:11:24
And since he was looking
01:11:25
right into my eyes, I can feel his soul, his soul inside me.
01:11:30
Who I feel nothing but missing him and his love.
01:11:33
Our hugs, kisses, touches.
01:11:36
I've talked to my pastor.
01:11:38
That was no help.
01:11:39
It made me hurt even more.
01:11:42
My love and I were together almost five years
01:11:45
signed, lost without his love in Saint Paul,
01:11:51
okay, lost without his love and Saint Paul.
01:11:53
All of that's malarkey. Move on.
01:11:56
That wasn't his soul inside you.
01:11:58
Yeah.
01:11:59
No, no, no, there's no soul.
01:12:01
Well, if you felt it, take a look.
01:12:03
If you don't, if you felt it.
01:12:04
If I felt his soul inside me. Yeah.
01:12:08
That was inside you, actually, that was.
01:12:11
That had nothing to do with him.
01:12:13
What do you think about you?
01:12:14
That was you feeling you.
01:12:17
What do you think?
01:12:18
It was discussed with the pastor.
01:12:19
That's got to be Rumble.
01:12:24
Compatible ism.
01:12:28
What about the whole, Can you define. She.
01:12:30
She wants to join her.
01:12:32
Join?
01:12:32
Join her, darling, because they promised they'd, always be together.
01:12:36
What you think about that?
01:12:37
Oh, they, they are no longer together, and they will not get back together.
01:12:41
And that's because that's impossible.
01:12:46
Kim possible.
01:12:47
Yeah. That somebody is.
01:12:50
Yeah. Television show.
01:12:52
It's for a company that starts with a deal we can't say.
01:12:54
Or we'll get probably banned
01:12:55
because they're after everyone that's using them at the moment.
01:12:58
The Disney Channel compatibility is the idea
01:13:01
that free will and determinism are compatible.
01:13:04
That's why I said,
01:13:06
and that people can be morally responsible even if their actions are determined.
01:13:10
It is also known as soft determinism.
01:13:14
That's a that's all I was.
01:13:15
That's all I've been arguing.
01:13:18
But, it's a it's
01:13:21
it's a moral agency despite determinism.
01:13:25
That's it.
01:13:26
That's all I've been saying.
01:13:27
Yeah.
01:13:28
That's superfluous.
01:13:29
Yeah.
01:13:29
Patriotism. Yes.
01:13:33
If something is superfluous, it's very important.
01:13:36
It means determining it once it once you get to the point of determinism,
01:13:41
then you go, wait a minute. Then
01:13:42
our penal system doesn't make any sense because it's tumors all the way down.
01:13:46
Penal like if it's penal tumors.
01:13:49
Right? Listen, you understand what I'm saying?
01:13:51
We look at it this way.
01:13:52
We are educated, intelligent, we fully understand all that.
01:13:56
Talk about a thousand people set free for one innocent.
01:13:58
That's all bullshit.
01:13:59
We would rather put 100 people with tumors in just to save our society.
01:14:04
Everyone else be damned.
01:14:05
They know what they're doing.
01:14:06
It's absolutely determinism.
01:14:09
It's not.
01:14:10
I mean, determinism just because there's influence of a tumor that does it.
01:14:14
It's not actually pulling the strings.
01:14:16
If you think that you are that far
01:14:18
out of control, then take yourself out of society.
01:14:21
I think, yeah, I don't know if the tumor is making someone dangerous either.
01:14:24
Remove the tumor, remove the person.
01:14:26
I mean, that's what they did.
01:14:27
They removed the person, then realized it was a tumor.
01:14:30
But as long as I can keep on pushing you, you'll keep ranting.
01:14:33
So I like it.
01:14:34
Okay, go.
01:14:36
You understand? I believe in will.
01:14:39
Not determinism.
01:14:40
Just to be clear, I don't even think you know.
01:14:42
I know,
01:14:44
and I'm trying to get you to turn around on determinism
01:14:46
because they are compatible.
01:14:49
No, you do.
01:14:50
So determinism is just an excuse for outcome.
01:14:54
Okay.
01:14:55
But when you have when you have free will and there's an outcome,
01:14:57
you're just saying, well, that's what that was.
01:14:59
It was determined from the beginning
01:15:00
because in now, in hindsight, there's no other decision left.
01:15:04
I agree, there's no such thing as free will.
01:15:07
That's that was my whole chocolate vanilla argument.
01:15:10
I'm sorry, I said there's no such thing as determinism.
01:15:15
I disagree because you're wrong.
01:15:19
Okay, so everything's determined
01:15:23
only after the outcome has happened.
01:15:26
That's superfluous.
01:15:27
It's irrelevant.
01:15:28
It's unnecessary. It's added.
01:15:32
Of course, there's all of of course everything is determined.
01:15:35
Once it's already happened.
01:15:37
Or even as I think everything was determined before.
01:15:41
How so?
01:15:43
Do you have a plot? Do you have the script?
01:15:45
I don't I don't do what's going to hold.
01:15:48
I'm just one at a time.
01:15:49
You do. You have the script?
01:15:51
No. Do you think there's a script that exists? No.
01:15:56
Then what do you mean by determinism?
01:15:59
The forces demon
01:16:02
don't list French words
01:16:05
from French mathematicians or whatever from the internet.
01:16:08
I ask you.
01:16:11
What?
01:16:11
Levels.
01:16:13
Never heard of the internet, but hypothesized
01:16:18
that if you knew the
01:16:21
the characteristics of every subatomic particle in the universe,
01:16:24
you could tell everything that's going to happen.
01:16:29
Welcome to fucking the afterlife.
01:16:34
That's what I've been trying to say.
01:16:36
As soon as you are, I release from these physical confinements and I.
01:16:40
This is just hypothesis.
01:16:41
This is my own crazy acid trip speculation.
01:16:44
I don't have any proof of this, so don't say that.
01:16:46
It's not obviously, obviously what you just said.
01:16:50
Absolutely.
01:16:51
But you can't right now, right?
01:16:52
I mean, you we agree that you can't at this moment, right?
01:16:55
Connect to every whatever you decide.
01:16:56
I'm not even now.
01:16:58
I don't care if he says demon don't care who he is.
01:17:01
I care what he said. I don't care who he is. I care what he said.
01:17:04
AD hominem works both ways.
01:17:06
I don't care about him or the person.
01:17:07
It's just.
01:17:08
It's just quicker to say
01:17:09
Laplace's demon then going through the whole explanation again.
01:17:12
Now that we know what Laplacian demon is, we can just say Laplace's demon
01:17:16
and everyone knows what it is.
01:17:18
I'll already forget.
01:17:19
I'll just think there's another pretentious bullshit
01:17:21
that he's saying to try to fucking make me.
01:17:23
No no no no no.
01:17:24
This is shake my confidence in the argument.
01:17:27
No, this is where I get to win the argument because I'm right.
01:17:32
Not if you believe in compatible ism, because.
01:17:35
All right, here's this.
01:17:35
Why did they have to why did they have to steal the word compelled one?
01:17:38
I just look, there's no other example.
01:17:39
Compatible ism only applies to free will and determinism.
01:17:43
I know that's why they had to.
01:17:45
So wait year when they create a word just to
01:17:49
disconnect two words or connect two words connect.
01:17:52
And that's its only purpose I don't trust.
01:17:54
Yeah, okay.
01:17:55
You don't have to, but I can I can make this, sound logical argument.
01:18:00
They don't even trust it. Or it's soft determinism.
01:18:02
They're already softening the blow like determinism to hard cut and dry.
01:18:07
Determinism has to be cut and dry.
01:18:09
It has to be on or off. 1 or 0. Yep.
01:18:11
Period. Right.
01:18:12
Let's give me at least if we can.
01:18:14
Yes, I agree, it's hard determinism.
01:18:16
I'm on the hard determinism side.
01:18:18
Can you have something determined before the fact?
01:18:22
Yes. No, the answer is no.
01:18:25
That's predetermined.
01:18:27
And I'm willing to to agree.
01:18:30
I gave up on do I know 100% of the time that the person
01:18:34
going intersecting you is not going to run a red light?
01:18:37
You know that 100% of the time?
01:18:39
No. Let's listen.
01:18:41
Freaking demon does I don't.
01:18:43
That's why I brought up Laplace's demon.
01:18:45
I don't know, that's not what predetermined means predetermined.
01:18:50
Does it mean that we know everything?
01:18:52
It means everything could be known if you knew everything.
01:18:57
Who knows everything?
01:18:58
You can't. You like.
01:18:59
Yeah.
01:19:00
So you're saying that if you're not aware of it,
01:19:03
if you can't achieve it,
01:19:06
then it doesn't exist.
01:19:07
It's not arguable.
01:19:09
No. I'm the guy who said if a tree falls
01:19:11
in the forest, it does make a sound.
01:19:14
Sound waves leave that
01:19:17
area at the speed of sound.
01:19:20
Yes, sound waves don't make any sound, or unless there's something
01:19:23
to act upon or whiter, like an ear.
01:19:26
So far as I can tell.
01:19:27
Or my waves go on forever.
01:19:30
And you can.
01:19:30
There's so many sounds and lights around you right now that you're.
01:19:33
And that's when we got into the observer problem.
01:19:35
And we don't need to get into the observer problem again this week.
01:19:38
Why not?
01:19:39
Unless you watch all they all relate to the same thing.
01:19:43
Yeah.
01:19:43
What is what is it. What's going on.
01:19:47
Roll the clip right.
01:19:49
I don't have a clip.
01:19:51
I thought okay, but I won't read attack.
01:19:55
I have a holes read attack.
01:19:57
What's read? Yeah. And we see this wiggle.
01:19:59
Is it labeled rat attack?
01:20:01
No, it's very well.
01:20:02
Have we seen this one or did we do this one?
01:20:05
It was today, do you think.
01:20:07
Which one of those would determine easier which video I played?
01:20:14
Yes. No, that wasn't a yes no question.
01:20:18
That was a witch title.
01:20:20
Which,
01:20:23
if you're such a determinist,
01:20:25
why did I work my job every 15 minutes roughly anyway?
01:20:28
Yeah.
01:20:32
Well, I'm so irritated that I don't even know.
01:20:34
I'm not even sure which side I was arguing for.
01:20:36
Now, I think I'm for determinism.
01:20:38
I mean, I think I'm for free will,
01:20:42
and I you could label free will after the outcome.
01:20:45
Determinism if you want, but there's really it's not necessary
01:20:47
because once the decision has been made, you can't change the outcome.
01:20:50
So why are we even calling it determinism?
01:20:53
That's my problem.
01:20:54
Why create things?
01:20:57
Determinism?
01:21:00
Why not create things?
01:21:02
Because you know why.
01:21:04
You know exactly why.
01:21:05
We have a bumper for that.
01:21:08
It's a cottage industry.
01:21:09
Nope, I can't fight, dude, I swear these things moved in lockstep with me.
01:21:14
Nope.
01:21:15
Like I put in a bunch of information that makes the information harder to see.
01:21:18
Grammar.
01:21:21
I'm going to go up and down till I don't want to muddy
01:21:24
the waters.
01:21:30
This is what happens
01:21:31
if we add too much information unnecessarily.
01:21:38
Muddy.
01:21:40
We need even Muddy Waters bumper.
01:21:45
Yeah, I don't I don't like waters bumper.
01:21:48
So I have some YouTube safe videos about zombies.
01:21:52
Oh yeah, I forgot we're on YouTube.
01:21:53
I keep thinking we're not.
01:21:56
I didn't really miss it.
01:21:58
We lost it, was lost a follower last week and then we gained a follower this week.
01:22:02
Unless it's you guys fucking around, I hope you don't have 300 accounts.
01:22:05
That'd be pretty excited. Appreciate the initiative.
01:22:08
It wouldn't be determined.
01:22:10
Definitely be.
01:22:11
If it would be. Will determine.
01:22:13
I just,
01:22:16
I don't know anymore.
01:22:17
Which means I don't have Will.
01:22:21
Everything is determined.
01:22:23
I keep waiting for this video to play by itself. Determined.
01:22:25
But it's not.
01:22:26
It's waiting for me to click it. How do you explain that motherfucker?
01:22:31
You're fucking up.
01:22:32
No, I'm choosing not to play it.
01:22:34
That was a pretty simple answer, Steve. You don't even know the answer.
01:22:36
I don't think we can have a will. I don't think we can.
01:22:38
We can have an action reactions and will debate.
01:22:42
Where's Will told not to play? I think you really dropped the ball.
01:22:44
You should at will involved on this debate.
01:22:47
What is will think about Will?
01:22:48
Is he free?
01:22:51
For you as a bird.
01:22:54
Look at that. You see those eyes?
01:22:55
Do you see that?
01:22:57
Is that, like, cool as hell?
01:23:00
I missed it.
01:23:02
Do you see that?
01:23:04
Do you know what those are?
01:23:06
Those are. It's. It's penis.
01:23:08
No, no, those are worms inside the snail.
01:23:12
What?
01:23:13
What are they doing in there?
01:23:15
So I could explain it, or we could watch the video.
01:23:19
I'm not sure which to do because I can explain it a lot quicker.
01:23:22
It's only a three minute video, but, yeah, it's it's a pretty sure, I guess.
01:23:26
Pretty sure it's pretty cool.
01:23:27
No, the snail isn't ready to receive.
01:23:29
Oh, here we go.
01:23:30
It couldn't be further from the truth.
01:23:33
It has been turned into a zombie
01:23:35
by a mind controlling parasite.
01:23:38
And there's no other way to put this.
01:23:40
It's pulsating inside the tentacles of the unfortunate snail.
01:23:45
This is the green banded brood sack.
01:23:48
The larvae will feed on the insides of the snails straight through their skin.
01:23:54
Eventually, it transforms into large sacs
01:23:57
called spore, assists and moves to the snails.
01:24:00
I stalks.
01:24:02
And this is where the disco raving zombification takes place.
01:24:06
Wait, what do you think another snail that hasn't been zombified thinks of
01:24:10
when it comes face to face and its eyes are just clear, half clear.
01:24:14
And it's just
01:24:16
an infected.
01:24:16
Like if they.
01:24:17
If you look, if your eyes were all colored wavy,
01:24:20
I wouldn't be like, oh, let's go have a beer. I'd be like, dude,
01:24:23
get the fuck out of my car, dude, give me some of that shit.
01:24:26
And then maybe three times more, if you didn't answer me, was like, you know what?
01:24:30
They're kind of, like, possessed zombies on steroids.
01:24:34
There's nothing around the screen display, and they look more like big,
01:24:38
irresistible caterpillars, power hungry birds
01:24:42
which swoop in and get their meal inside the bird.
01:24:47
The parasite begins to grow in the rectum of its avian host.
01:24:52
Yeah, whatever you want to call home.
01:24:53
I guess. Rectum.
01:24:58
But this parasite has one last trick up its sleeve.
01:25:02
Green branded brood sacs are hermaphroditic,
01:25:05
meaning they have both male and female reproductive.
01:25:08
The United States, there's only two genders a whole lot easier.
01:25:12
The fertilized eggs are released with the birds poop for an unsuspecting snail.
01:25:17
Oh, look, those eyes are normal.
01:25:18
This amazing life cycle starts all over again.
01:25:22
While the brutes can control the snail's
01:25:25
behavior, it's unknown exactly how it does it.
01:25:28
Theory suggests it's probably using chemicals to do so.
01:25:32
It seems to influence it to go out in the open
01:25:35
with the fork, which goes against their usual behavior.
01:25:38
It means that no shit. Oh, okay. Yeah.
01:25:40
Oh wait, there's more.
01:25:41
It means that the snail doesn't have any will anymore,
01:25:46
but the worm does.
01:25:49
So it's not just some script or determination.
01:25:52
Does the worm really have will? Yes.
01:25:56
Are you. What? You must have missed this video.
01:25:58
Dude, it's.
01:25:58
Did you see the easily made by a bird.
01:26:02
But, truth be told by the slimy host,
01:26:05
the birds who are attracted to the zombies without any worm go for it.
01:26:08
Because the parasite makes them look like caterpillars.
01:26:11
I had no choice. Don't even eat them whole.
01:26:14
They just bite off.
01:26:15
These are zombie worms. Fly on a snail.
01:26:17
It may sound awful, but then a bird eats them it out and everything.
01:26:21
It looks like the whole, which is great for the circle of life.
01:26:24
They get to live another day until they stumble across fresh
01:26:27
bird droppings with more green branded brood zombie snails.
01:26:33
Those are worms inside the eyes.
01:26:35
Did you like our zombie theme?
01:26:37
Watch out! No.
01:26:38
Hold on.
01:26:39
It's creepy.
01:26:42
So another example where.
01:26:43
Oh, wait, this fungus is going through an ant.
01:26:46
Look at this fucking thing.
01:26:47
Trolls, insects they use.
01:26:50
It's the same fucking music.
01:26:52
That's the part.
01:26:53
Did you like our zombie theme?
01:26:55
Watch video.
01:26:56
Zombie fungus that mind controls.
01:26:59
Oh, this just.
01:27:00
They use two different animal hosts.
01:27:03
Yeah, that was in the monologue.
01:27:06
The cordyceps.
01:27:09
Where we watching that one?
01:27:11
No, the zombie movies.
01:27:14
You hear what you said? That one.
01:27:16
Yeah, I guess we are all right.
01:27:18
I didn't send it.
01:27:21
Wow. That's weird, because that was their next video.
01:27:23
That did.
01:27:24
That was the I know, it's crazy.
01:27:25
That's why it's so crazy.
01:27:27
That's like something determine that outside of our own mind.
01:27:32
Yes. So would you would you call that transferred?
01:27:38
Well, after three weeks of growth, no.
01:27:41
Why not?
01:27:43
Because there's no no need to end.
01:27:47
Such as with words.
01:27:49
So just just call it wilts.
01:27:51
Yeah, but nothing else. Good.
01:27:53
I'm glad you agree. So nothing is determined.
01:27:54
Infecting more eggs.
01:27:56
That was your will is determined.
01:27:58
I was just explaining.
01:28:00
That's the chocolate vanilla argument.
01:28:02
Or you can.
01:28:04
You will is not determined.
01:28:06
You just have the less than.
01:28:07
Unless you're the more influence affects your will,
01:28:11
the less will you have out entire ant colonies.
01:28:15
The A one is not the same.
01:28:19
You're saying influence removes will,
01:28:21
but more than just influence is why we make the decision.
01:28:24
And I'm saying no,
01:28:27
no, no influence, doesn't determine.
01:28:29
It's not the only thing that it is it influence is it.
01:28:33
That's the word it that's what it means. It influences it.
01:28:36
But ultimately in that instance, you make the decision
01:28:40
with all the information you have about, you know, all the sensors and, well,
01:28:43
it doesn't exist.
01:28:44
It's a it makes us feel better, makes us feel like we're agents, but we're not
01:28:50
agents.
01:28:52
Did you see your pants?
01:28:53
Like, I know, but it was close, so you didn't shit your pants.
01:28:57
So you made a choice.
01:28:59
Yeah, but I species of.
01:29:01
I didn't have much of a choice.
01:29:03
Have you ever shit your pants?
01:29:04
The spores. You. Well, this baby abdomen.
01:29:07
All right, so you did have a choice.
01:29:08
But they don't kill cicada.
01:29:10
I don't maybe hijack their brains.
01:29:13
Some choices are a lot harder and a lot more unpopular.
01:29:16
Oh, my goodness, you try to crap your pants.
01:29:19
Just. It's tougher.
01:29:20
And you think they're also doing the thing.
01:29:22
But if you just try to sit there and grab your pants draws in other men,
01:29:25
you got to overcome some pretty strong urges not to run big.
01:29:29
I've peed my pants recently, and that's really the start.
01:29:32
I peed on a tree fungus, but I didn't notice it had a vine that was
01:29:37
bleeding leading back down to my pants, so I peed on a tree that happened
01:29:42
that set the stream back at me, and I indirectly peed my pants.
01:29:46
The back half of their bodies entirely, including reproductive.
01:29:51
It's reproductive
01:29:53
is one of the most terrifying parasites in the universe.
01:29:56
Did you start? The whole thing affects incest.
01:29:58
The universe takes over their nervous system.
01:30:01
And so that's what you're right about.
01:30:04
Universe.
01:30:05
Nothing climbs high somewhere.
01:30:07
He's just making it sound better than it is.
01:30:09
In other words, how much will you know how much of the universe is like you?
01:30:12
Fungi will sprout out of its meat, none spitting.
01:30:15
000 if you're a new hosts percent thus survive
01:30:21
show is assured at the cost of its archives
01:30:24
converting them, which, by the way, totally defeats that one paradox
01:30:28
of eating real life
01:30:31
the Cordyceps one emanates.
01:30:33
It is one of the most terrifying parasites in the universe.
01:30:37
It infects insects.
01:30:38
What are we going to talk about?
01:30:40
Nervous system and turns them into zombie
01:30:44
the ant.
01:30:45
Oh, we should be an already a type of carpenter.
01:30:48
Ant lives in the hive.
01:30:49
Oh, that's a turtle, not an ant,
01:30:51
and builds an extensive network of aerial trails, isn't it?
01:30:55
They would happily stay up in the treetops.
01:30:57
Relative safety.
01:30:58
So I did hear one thing.
01:30:59
You said there were zombie ants.
01:31:01
Yeah, I mean, the zombie fungus.
01:31:04
Zombies that act like zombies, that act like
01:31:07
swarms or, Oh, yeah.
01:31:09
Yeah, yeah, I've got notes on that, but is that that's fictitious, right?
01:31:14
That's just for movies, right?
01:31:15
I think all zombies are fictitious, specialized, infectious.
01:31:18
Not these.
01:31:19
When an ant stumbles across one of its, zombie for you, sir.
01:31:23
Right.
01:31:23
I know you ever see somebody date 30 before they have their coffee
01:31:27
using mechanical pressure?
01:31:28
Oh, I sometimes, like, I wake up in the middle of the night and I'm like.
01:31:32
I walk around the house like this on the course of the next week.
01:31:35
I've seen that.
01:31:35
Not you, but I've seen people walk around
01:31:37
before their coffee, go about their business.
01:31:38
They don't even remember the rest of the colony.
01:31:41
Then once the fungus has developed enough inside the ant,
01:31:45
it compels the ant to leave the safety of its nest.
01:31:49
It's like it compels and climbs. Yes.
01:31:53
How? Two meters off the ground.
01:31:56
Does it make it this or no?
01:31:57
What is? Does it make it uncomfortable?
01:31:59
And does it know what its mind wants and tricks it? Yes.
01:32:02
Where the spirit of the Lord compels you.
01:32:06
Yeah, sure.
01:32:07
One study every infection, if that's what you believe, down
01:32:10
on the underside of a leaf.
01:32:12
98% back then.
01:32:15
Back then when that saying became did this, you know, popular,
01:32:19
it was like the most feared thing to most people, 25cm above the ground.
01:32:23
The chosen leaves were in an environment with 94 to 95% humidity,
01:32:29
and all ended up in a location with temperatures between 20 and 30°C.
01:32:34
We need Fahrenheit.
01:32:35
No coincidence that every one of these factors.
01:32:38
That's creepy.
01:32:38
Like the condition for the quarter fungus to grow
01:32:42
the zombie and has transported it to -17 is zero.
01:32:45
I know that, meaning the control the fungus exerts over the ant is a
01:32:50
and 100 is.
01:32:52
That is, water boils in a long Fahrenheit.
01:32:55
Stock eventually bursts through three
01:32:58
with a capsule full of spores on the end.
01:33:01
Yeah, I cordyceps on through different parts of this
01:33:04
because they're in there on a leaf in its own colony.
01:33:08
You might notice the fungal today's nodes rain down onto other
01:33:12
ants below, zombies flying any it touches.
01:33:15
The first zombie, so don't touch it.
01:33:18
Over 100 years ago.
01:33:19
But until recently, scientists.
01:33:21
So the ants not dead technically, obviously, because it's still using.
01:33:24
It's not so precise, right?
01:33:26
Anything.
01:33:27
So there are still many cases where they like it,
01:33:29
tells it to go to this place, and then it like is getting like a tumor.
01:33:36
Oh. So she was saying they're
01:33:36
like, so specific about where this fucking parasite tells this.
01:33:39
And to go,
01:33:42
because it has to be just just so I don't know, I got so much shit.
01:33:45
Yeah, but, I like how they drive it around like a remote controlled car.
01:33:51
I blame the ants.
01:33:51
Parents.
01:33:54
February 3rd today.
01:33:58
Is that today?
01:33:59
This is breaking news.
01:34:01
Oh, okay.
01:34:02
The last of us is going to be fungus.
01:34:11
This just in
01:34:11
no zombie fungus has now been confirmed in another species.
01:34:15
So apparently they have just recently
01:34:17
found really a zombie fungus that is now in spiders.
01:34:21
So now spiders are being zombie fungus.
01:34:24
Really?
01:34:25
So for the record, I'm pretty sure that picture is from The Last of Us.
01:34:29
It's not.
01:34:31
Oh, this one.
01:34:32
Wait, is there
01:34:32
a movie called The Last of Us that you're talking about, that, there's.
01:34:35
I've never seen it by a studio game.
01:34:37
Whenever I saw The Last of Us,
01:34:39
and us is capitalized, so I know it has to be a title.
01:34:42
I assume it's a zombie movie.
01:34:43
Do not have a video of this over.
01:34:45
Then they talk about the ant one as well.
01:34:47
In this, I watched a new zombie movie that I had never seen before this week
01:34:51
because I wanted to do some research for the show, and it was pretty good.
01:34:54
The the hungry, they call them the hungry.
01:34:58
I like how you want to do research.
01:34:59
So you watch the movie.
01:35:02
That's you.
01:35:03
We're talking about a fictitious topic.
01:35:06
Yeah.
01:35:07
This is that is true research on topic.
01:35:11
Have we not just been going through all those zombie fungus?
01:35:14
Hey, I had cordyceps in the the opening monologue.
01:35:18
It's what it's what the sciences scientists are calling it.
01:35:21
I'm not calling it zombie.
01:35:22
They're right.
01:35:23
Yeah, but zombies really relates to, like, the voodoo magic
01:35:27
or a lot of this nonsense.
01:35:30
Hey, mechanical zombie is quite possible.
01:35:34
You put a, a robot
01:35:37
inside a meat puppet, and off it goes.
01:35:40
You can like,
01:35:42
reanimate a corpse. That's called a cyber.
01:35:44
Let's call a cyber. Oh, dead body. Not alive.
01:35:46
Dead body? Yes. I think a cyborg can move around.
01:35:49
The human part would be dead without the artificial.
01:35:52
I think we already have that.
01:35:53
The all the all zombies are already dead.
01:35:57
No, I mean cyborg, I think cyborgs, the human part, the.
01:36:00
All right.
01:36:01
Yeah, the the living part is still a lot without.
01:36:03
All right. Yeah, yeah.
01:36:06
Speaking of which.
01:36:10
Careful.
01:36:11
But you can't play. You on YouTube.
01:36:13
This is. This is actually. Okay.
01:36:14
This was actually posted by Yemen.
01:36:16
Yemen or two years ago.
01:36:18
This is just got five.
01:36:20
So what do we somehow it doesn't matter.
01:36:22
Was interesting.
01:36:23
Such a human. Yes.
01:36:24
Yes. And died like
01:36:26
only ground level five years ago.
01:36:29
The seventh level of granite Rock right here.
01:36:31
We fucking tell you. I read the paper.
01:36:33
They said
01:36:35
that a group of homosexual necrophiliac.
01:36:38
Whoa.
01:36:39
And going around the mortuaries,
01:36:43
offering them money.
01:36:44
Yeah. No, that didn't come in at night.
01:36:46
It's been a couple hours. Understood? No.
01:36:49
The freshest male corpse.
01:36:54
No, it wasn't the.
01:36:56
We're saying this is wrong or they want more money for it.
01:37:00
Red folks.
01:37:01
All right, Jesus Christ, give me a chance to do some journalistic reporting here.
01:37:05
You said it was the freshest.
01:37:07
I feel the same way.
01:37:08
I read this thing in 1000.
01:37:11
Thanks for the badge. Oh.
01:37:18
So, in all honesty, how long does rigor mortis set?
01:37:21
I don't think that's bad enough.
01:37:23
I mean, the one thing that scares the shit, everybody is dead.
01:37:26
You don't want to think about it.
01:37:27
You know, joke about it, you put it out of your mind.
01:37:29
But you figure if you face
01:37:32
the mortician, shows up in a car accident, starts
01:37:34
sweating Vaseline and got back cocoa butter all over the bar.
01:37:37
Why do you do that?
01:37:37
No reason.
01:37:38
You live through it. You know you got by it.
01:37:40
Trying to keep the skin soft. These corpses.
01:37:42
Because I know these guys were laying out on slabs
01:37:45
during their going.
01:37:46
Well, their life was tough. And,
01:37:50
that was pretty hard to live up to with, I have
01:37:52
I faced death, and I'm glad I went through it.
01:37:54
And, the dead bodies under his right now I'm ready to spend eternity in heaven.
01:37:58
Be with Jesus and, Go, ladies.
01:38:02
Hey, hey, watch this shit.
01:38:07
Oh, I don't believe Jesus
01:38:10
does it, guys.
01:38:11
Oh, no. Sorry. That's the dead guy. My bad.
01:38:14
Oh, you.
01:38:15
Me live smack in the ass even after your dead.
01:38:19
Oh, never has it ever.
01:38:20
Oh oh.
01:38:30
And I been in the chair every 15 minutes.
01:38:32
Roughly. His whole routine was like a rant.
01:38:35
It's a great segue for this.
01:38:36
Today we're out finding out what type of holes
01:38:38
people prefer donut holes or Hardee's new biscuit holes.
01:38:44
The hole?
01:38:44
Yeah, the hole has it already. A hole for sure.
01:38:47
Why is this the wrong one?
01:38:48
They don't seem to start small. It's great.
01:38:50
I just don't like the holes. The holes are tasty.
01:38:53
They're full.
01:38:54
The hole is nasty. They are fun.
01:38:57
I guess I'm just kind of a b hole kind of guy. Wait.
01:38:59
Flavorful. The hole is.
01:39:01
Wait a minute. Hey, hold.
01:39:03
I'm not racist.
01:39:04
Doesn't it look like Morgan Freeman?
01:39:06
It does.
01:39:07
Okay, it's funny.
01:39:09
I guess it's okay. It's like it would be all kind of.
01:39:12
It's like. No offense.
01:39:13
Introducing biscuit holes with icing.
01:39:15
The best kind of
01:39:18
the best kind of hole.
01:39:21
I love George chair.
01:39:23
He had to poop.
01:39:25
What did you get?
01:39:26
Did you guys go out to eat at the same place?
01:39:27
And was it Chili's?
01:39:31
Gosh, I just had, chicken and rice, but
01:39:35
I guess I did have three servings of it
01:39:39
because it was delicious.
01:39:40
I made it.
01:39:42
Oh, this is incredible.
01:39:44
What did you make?
01:39:45
She's in a state like she's
01:39:48
drawing with both feet and both hands.
01:39:51
For real?
01:39:52
But it's a brain said, yes, it's real,
01:39:55
but what they're talking about is a different kind of like a brain state.
01:40:01
Wait, where'd it go?
01:40:02
Come back.
01:40:03
I was
01:40:05
I've ever seen in my life.
01:40:07
This is the Dutch artist Raja Sena.
01:40:09
And she can draw with both her hands, both of her feet,
01:40:14
4 to 8 different pictures while listening to music in time.
01:40:18
And she does it with, like, unparalleled detail.
01:40:22
It is absolutely insane.
01:40:24
How did she even figure out that she has a talent for this?
01:40:26
Just like drop a pencil one day and it just magically landed
01:40:29
in between her toes and she was like, let me start drawing.
01:40:33
And then her pictures were hyper realistic.
01:40:35
I don't get it. I'm such an ass. She's not.
01:40:37
I am a dexterous, I don't totally body dexterous.
01:40:39
And obviously scientists are like, how does she do this?
01:40:42
We need to study her brain and what they found is when she goes into
01:40:45
the zone, she reaches a state of alpha theta brainwaves.
01:40:49
This is a similar state.
01:40:50
What I find in monks who have been meditating for decades.
01:40:53
This is also the state that people get into
01:40:55
when they talk about a flow state or a creative flow state.
01:40:58
The most interesting thing that Riesinger says is that while she is
01:41:01
in this state, it is as if all of her limbs are operating
01:41:06
individually and the art is just flowing through her.
01:41:10
She is not consciously doing all the actions, but rather
01:41:13
unconsciously letting every action unfold and look at the detail.
01:41:19
This is unbelievable.
01:41:20
In this one she did six pictures I've seen her do eight at the same time.
01:41:24
I tagged her in the videos.
01:41:25
You guys should definitely follow her, but she is
01:41:27
one of the most talented people I have ever seen.
01:41:29
What's her name?
01:41:29
This woman has to be one of the most talented people I have ever seen.
01:41:33
My name is the Dutch artist Grayson.
01:41:36
There you go. Right, Anna?
01:41:39
We should follow her as I follow.
01:41:42
I respect that tremendously.
01:41:45
I can see incredible.
01:41:47
I'm a limited drummer.
01:41:48
I can use two of my four limbs,
01:41:51
but not playing four different songs, right?
01:41:55
I mean, like, it's. Yeah, to what she's drawn.
01:41:57
I understand it's pen and paper, but that's like different tempo.
01:42:00
Like she's not drawn this.
01:42:02
You remember those things you can make draw something bigger.
01:42:04
It was just an arm. It would draw the same thing.
01:42:05
She's not drawing four pictures that are the same.
01:42:08
She's not even drawing the eye at the same time.
01:42:10
You know what I mean? She's just.
01:42:13
Yeah, if it's real. If it's real.
01:42:14
But they said scientist studied her, so I assume somebody watched her do this.
01:42:19
I think we were just watching her do that.
01:42:21
Yeah, but I've also seen,
01:42:23
you know, things more often.
01:42:25
Yeah, I've seen a dog paint a realistic picture,
01:42:30
morph on,
01:42:32
morph off.
01:42:35
Wait, did I had a,
01:42:39
zombies?
01:42:41
Oh, yeah.
01:42:42
Oh, what kind of zombies I know, yeah, a certain kind of zombie.
01:42:45
So do I.
01:42:46
The fuck the disco zombie.
01:42:50
Oh, oh, I got I can't believe I.
01:42:54
Oh, yeah, this is a drug zombie.
01:42:58
Is this a Marquette
01:43:01
drug? Zombies.
01:43:02
Cause it's a chemical zombie.
01:43:05
And, Yeah.
01:43:07
So this is that new tranq shit.
01:43:09
Oh. That's true.
01:43:11
You can tell tranq almost right away.
01:43:13
Oh. Oh, my God.
01:43:14
Gives these people like, they, like, are, like, defeating.
01:43:18
This drug allows them to, like, suspend.
01:43:20
Like, how do you lean back here?
01:43:22
He's holding on to the railing.
01:43:23
Oh, no.
01:43:24
No, because they're saying cause the same shit.
01:43:28
No fall will be there.
01:43:30
And you could be not thinking.
01:43:32
Yeah, I better get my video capture ideas that I can see.
01:43:36
What is a horror link?
01:43:37
Such people are like that in Philadelphia
01:43:41
defeating gravity at the end of this video.
01:43:43
Maybe yellow zombies is a behavior defying gravity when they defeat.
01:43:48
There's a reflection on you.
01:43:50
Yeah, he's flying away.
01:43:52
I think defeating it would be floating.
01:43:53
Yeah, and maybe not flying away, but at least floating.
01:43:56
And then. And then there's this lady.
01:43:58
Well, different.
01:44:01
In, Philadelphia for a while,
01:44:04
it was a flesh eating way that was
01:44:08
like, well, this is fake.
01:44:09
Okay.
01:44:10
I me watch all was always on this lady screaming on the ground.
01:44:14
There really was a zombie eating the flesh,
01:44:17
eating something that made people look like zombies.
01:44:20
It was pretty horrific.
01:44:22
Leprosy.
01:44:23
There's a is it Rachel Regan's?
01:44:26
Here's my weekly metal song.
01:44:28
The going through the zombies. Kensington's
01:44:31
Kensington Avenue in Philadelphia is a zombie apocalypse, basically.
01:44:36
Nice tranq everywhere.
01:44:40
And then I have to get to heavy metal music to make it a little less fun.
01:44:43
This.
01:44:48
Guy, this is, like a couple months ago, and
01:44:52
that's a that.
01:44:56
But the hack in our hearts,
01:44:58
a plague is spreading.
01:45:02
Disease of judgment.
01:45:03
And the fear we see on day
01:45:07
one is now attacking their humanity.
01:45:12
We hold you.
01:45:14
Rob Zombie's zombie version, I thought.
01:45:19
There there's a baby carriage for reflections of our own
01:45:24
dehumanization.
01:45:27
What are you shamble?
01:45:28
Oh, dark mirror, what we so similar?
01:45:34
It's the zombie walk.
01:45:36
Yeah, with moans and groans.
01:45:38
They walk off streets.
01:45:40
I don't think that guy shopping.
01:45:42
Old eyes and rotting skin.
01:45:46
Meat on bones.
01:45:47
Their souls are sweet.
01:45:49
Just like the two of you. For shell.
01:45:52
The essence gone from what we know.
01:45:56
Our hearts. We don't.
01:45:59
The monster is all we've learned.
01:46:04
Zombies, zombies, butchery, bone, all.
01:46:08
See everyone, everyone
01:46:12
dehumanized.
01:46:15
They shamble.
01:46:16
Almost everyone shamble.
01:46:19
Oh, no!
01:46:19
Hey, we showed.
01:46:24
Them on my vocabulary.
01:46:26
Word arrays we've built for learning.
01:46:29
Draw.
01:46:30
Thou shalt not cross according house. No.
01:46:34
It looks the same as night.
01:46:35
Time is my sliver of our future. So.
01:46:39
Oh, my eyes are waiting for light. I'm.
01:47:00
How long before our lives slip away?
01:47:03
I will feel the peace we've all become sharp.
01:47:08
And tell me all these businesses are closed like permit you monitor.
01:47:15
So how do they expect you better get better.
01:47:17
Zombies. Zombies.
01:47:20
Cluster unborn. Always see in my flesh.
01:47:23
Ones of our own.
01:47:26
Did you?
01:47:26
Mama? Neither oh, one.
01:47:30
But for middle of the night, we've shown so.
01:47:35
Zombies. Don't be stubborn.
01:47:37
You see, the monster is you and is my
01:47:42
baby.
01:47:43
You know it's me too.
01:47:46
I know it's always the sauce.
01:47:49
Oh, it's for the.
01:47:51
For all your stuff.
01:47:53
Oh. You're fine. The truth.
01:47:56
We've yet to. Oh.
01:48:13
Never judge.
01:48:14
No matter what circumstances people are in.
01:48:16
Really?
01:48:17
I never.
01:48:31
Hi. Now for flash.
01:48:35
Did you do that?
01:48:36
You did that?
01:48:37
I did, and I abandoned the chair every 15 minutes, roughly, anyway.
01:48:41
Yeah, something like that.
01:48:43
While I pull up the,
01:48:48
Do we have voicemails?
01:48:48
I didn't check the number.
01:48:52
Oh, I don't know.
01:48:53
Maybe just. I'll check.
01:48:56
Yeah. Should I play them in?
01:48:57
Just in order? Oh.
01:49:01
Should I wait to rumbles?
01:49:02
That's day.
01:49:03
Great.
01:49:08
I think, you know, this is sped up a little bit.
01:49:10
Rob Zombie looks gay.
01:49:13
You you want to know?
01:49:16
Big. Almost looks like tiny ringing.
01:49:19
Right.
01:49:21
But is it because it's sped up now?
01:49:29
He's, like, wiggling and shit, man.
01:49:33
This is the video.
01:49:35
I know this video is way more badass and more.
01:49:40
Her name?
01:49:41
Yeah.
01:49:42
Got the low rider and the Mexican wrestler.
01:49:45
Hey, it's going to cost you 25% more to see that Mexican wrestler. Now,
01:49:50
the woman that we're there.
01:49:53
Uncensored version of this video where they go to the internet,
01:49:57
I hope so,
01:49:59
this is much as I say, if the if the option is always dick,
01:50:02
the option is always titties.
01:50:03
The same thing as like more so more so times to
01:50:09
double back.
01:50:10
There's no debate if it's different.
01:50:11
No. Did you always want it?
01:50:14
In third grade, I convinced some of the girls in the playground.
01:50:16
We counted boobies and divided by two to see how many girls were on the playground.
01:50:22
Wow. Yeah, I worked on that one movie.
01:50:27
Oh, nope.
01:50:28
Everybody, all the women had to do with it.
01:50:31
But you never saw a bunch of, like,
01:50:33
eighth graders be so proud
01:50:35
of their new boobies, right?
01:50:39
Oh, speaking of boobies, yes, again.
01:50:42
Anybody ever says speaking about boobies, the answer is always, oh, I wish.
01:50:46
Yes. Well, I wish I could.
01:50:47
I wish I could play with is a bit, to,
01:50:51
I wish I could have boobies. No.
01:50:53
Yeah, well, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't even watch all of it.
01:50:56
Yeah, but,
01:50:57
the Royal Rumble was there in the, the one wrestler like Lyra, Lyra, Harrier.
01:51:02
So I got no titties.
01:51:03
I got no titties. Hi.
01:51:04
My name is Laura, and I got no titties.
01:51:06
She, she had a almost a topless situation happened to her, but, she had to.
01:51:11
But nobody was gone. But.
01:51:13
Yeah, no wonder we don't even got bleeped.
01:51:15
Right as I was.
01:51:16
Sam Kinison would have gotten bleeped more so,
01:51:19
yeah, a little later, I got no tattoos.
01:51:21
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not my tattoos.
01:51:24
But yeah.
01:51:27
End of story.
01:51:28
Where are we going with, 1969?
01:51:32
I played that.
01:51:33
Oh, yeah. For the phone calls. I was going to see if there's a call.
01:51:35
Oh, yeah. You're going to go to the phone call?
01:51:37
Oh. There is.
01:51:38
Who is it? Yeah, you're on the air, caller.
01:51:40
Don't know.
01:51:41
That's a message. They leave a message, not a line.
01:51:43
I know
01:51:45
you're on the air calling the truth.
01:51:48
I, I yeah, I did yeah.
01:51:51
My name is, Very. Yeah.
01:51:53
Oh. But, it's a little distorted because that me I
01:51:58
Jingyi, Mr.
01:52:00
Joe, that's the way it recorded.
01:52:03
Do we have any other copies of it?
01:52:05
Maybe. I've got recordings.
01:52:06
That's right.
01:52:07
Hold on.
01:52:07
Let's let's double check, I think. Yeah.
01:52:10
Name is, Very.
01:52:12
Yeah.
01:52:12
And, but I was calling because, I,
01:52:20
You you
01:52:22
do what I, they call.
01:52:25
Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
01:52:26
Because I recently lost my job and,
01:52:32
this is known to my wife.
01:52:36
You know, I'm, I'm more than, well, financially
01:52:39
said, I've got several houses.
01:52:42
My son really
01:52:45
successful.
01:52:46
It's pretty good on my side, but, I did,
01:52:50
and that didn't mean anything to you.
01:52:53
But I could put up a big buy.
01:52:56
I don't really want to bother with that contest.
01:53:01
Well, anyway, about this, because,
01:53:03
I don't know what I should do with my wife,
01:53:06
but I hear that this place on my
01:53:10
work bill, they have, opening.
01:53:13
Yeah.
01:53:14
I read that you have some, like, there,
01:53:17
just here's the.
01:53:22
Here.
01:53:23
Well, this is just totally going to.
01:53:25
Hey. Go ahead. It's the kid.
01:53:27
That. Would you.
01:53:29
It's playing the next one. Automatic. Really?
01:53:31
So I just play that one.
01:53:32
It sounds.
01:53:33
Yeah. Yeah. Right.
01:53:34
You play that watching wrestling.
01:53:36
And, I did, was like watching Hulk Hogan
01:53:40
and, and then I remember that he was on the kid.
01:53:43
Hang on. That's pretty good. Draw.
01:53:49
Hey, it's the kid.
01:53:50
I deleted it.
01:53:53
I fucking deleted it.
01:53:54
No way.
01:53:55
I was just, I was going to play the intro, but I was asked to do it, and,
01:54:00
I did, was like, watching Hulk Hogan, and, And then I remember
01:54:04
that he was on the keying in, and,
01:54:08
and, Hey, guess what?
01:54:11
I forgot my girl for you. For pizza.
01:54:14
She's my sister. Oh.
01:54:17
Wow. Breaking news.
01:54:19
And I went back to Armada, and then I went to Montana again,
01:54:22
and then I went back to Armada. Oh, no.
01:54:26
But I think the fair's coming up.
01:54:28
We got the is in a winter.
01:54:31
Better get in that,
01:54:33
winter fair, and I don't want to go to the winter fair.
01:54:36
I hate fairs, and,
01:54:38
I will live in the pink for
01:54:40
the other day, and, I swear,
01:54:45
it's like I, I grew up on Pink Floyd.
01:54:48
I remember when they first came out,
01:54:51
and swear,
01:54:55
Oh, you know, I gotta go back to work because, my,
01:54:57
my boss is getting pissed at me, and, my, my job is out there, man, but, Okay.
01:55:03
As above. So below. I'm the kid.
01:55:07
That's great.
01:55:07
Oh, it's so good to hear from the kid again.
01:55:11
Right?
01:55:13
Oh, I mean, he's doing.
01:55:15
Sounds good. Yeah.
01:55:18
He has the, down right?
01:55:21
Yeah.
01:55:22
He got a very distinctive, rider.
01:55:26
Yeah. That's good.
01:55:28
All right, let's go back to that first one since we already know.
01:55:31
Okay. So let's just.
01:55:32
Yeah, I found it.
01:55:33
I pulled it up on, from our voicemail feed.
01:55:36
Oh, yeah.
01:55:38
The. Hold on.
01:55:38
I need to find where the.
01:55:40
Where is it? Come on. Quick time.
01:55:42
Where are you?
01:55:47
Whoops.
01:55:48
We can't play that on YouTube.
01:55:50
A little warning on the Reading Rainbow next time. Hey.
01:55:53
Oh, sorry about that.
01:55:54
Yeah.
01:55:55
Yeah, that that one has to go after the disclaimer.
01:55:58
Yeah, that's that's good.
01:56:03
Text letters are free.
01:56:04
I can we can't hear it or you can't hear it.
01:56:07
No, you can't hear that.
01:56:10
I can't charge it to be more clear.
01:56:12
I can't hear it again.
01:56:14
Yeah, the Reading Rainbow definitely.
01:56:16
Am I meant to say something about that?
01:56:20
To just take straight audio right?
01:56:22
Yeah. Yeah.
01:56:24
I couldn't hear a thing.
01:56:26
I could see it playing, but I didn't hear anything.
01:56:29
Well, we have one more voicemail.
01:56:30
Will save for the Rumble show.
01:56:34
Oh! Hit it.
01:56:35
Play it now.
01:56:35
For some reason, no, we because I think the first one should we need to play them
01:56:40
in Chrono in the chronological order in which they were delivered too.
01:56:43
Well, I would think. Right. Oh yeah.
01:56:46
We don't want if everything's been determined.
01:56:47
Technically, terms like chronological order mean nothing.
01:56:53
No, that's that's just predetermined means
01:56:56
determine. Did I say predetermined?
01:56:58
I didn't mean predetermined. It doesn't matter.
01:57:01
Pre is, like determined is necessarily pre.
01:57:05
No. Come totally different determined is at the instance or beyond.
01:57:09
Predetermined is before the instance.
01:57:12
Every time you can have predetermined something as or after the fact,
01:57:17
you can't determine something.
01:57:18
Because you haven't set it.
01:57:21
You son of a bitch.
01:57:22
Why did you stop yourself from saying that?
01:57:26
You know why?
01:57:28
Because it's not true. Hey.
01:57:31
You ready?
01:57:33
Voicemail call.
01:57:35
Hey, my name is Joseph.
01:57:38
By, I buried.
01:57:41
Yeah. My name is, Very.
01:57:43
Yeah.
01:57:43
And, but I was gonna forget his name halfway through.
01:57:47
I was. Yeah.
01:57:48
Guilt due guilt.
01:57:53
Why would I call it?
01:57:56
Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
01:57:57
For as I, I recently lost, lost my job, and,
01:58:02
I really don't know what to do with my life.
01:58:06
You know, I'm.
01:58:07
I'm more than, well, financially sad.
01:58:11
I've got several houses.
01:58:13
My son's really.
01:58:15
It's it's it's a successful.
01:58:17
It's for him to be on my side, but, I every day, everything's good,
01:58:21
and I'm just in advanced age
01:58:24
and, But the guy could still put up a good fight.
01:58:27
I don't know if you want that.
01:58:28
A push up, that punch up contest.
01:58:32
Well, anyway, I was just just curious.
01:58:34
I just want to know what I should do with the rest of my life. I.
01:58:37
I hear that this, place, Armada rum beer,
01:58:42
they have, job openings there.
01:58:45
If you do that, you've had some pretty good luck there.
01:58:48
I'm, Yeah.
01:58:48
Just hearing.
01:58:49
So what I can do.
01:58:50
Should I work?
01:58:51
Should I hang out, start making swords?
01:58:54
Go after the hassles of my job.
01:58:57
Just curious on what I can do.
01:59:01
Appreciate it.
01:59:02
Figure out.
01:59:04
You said.
01:59:05
Did you start a podcast?
01:59:07
Everyone cares about what you have to say.
01:59:10
You'll get, Tens of viewers.
01:59:13
So what do you think? What should he do?
01:59:15
He's in the same shoes.
01:59:16
Sounds a bit older, but.
01:59:20
Oh, yeah.
01:59:20
You're never too old to start something new.
01:59:24
Try a new recipe.
01:59:25
Can I can I argue with that?
01:59:28
Sounds like a retirement age, though.
01:59:30
I'd definitely be too old.
01:59:33
Did you retire?
01:59:33
Would you consider your leave off from sample retirement?
01:59:38
Yeah, I retired from driving the truck.
01:59:41
Oh. Yes. Yes.
01:59:43
No. Yes. Yes.
01:59:46
Oh. You know how my my household's only been one income
01:59:50
for basically most of my married life?
01:59:55
She goes back for the bride in her
01:59:58
year.
01:59:58
No, no, no, no, I'm. I'm still out of work.
02:00:00
She you're the how she got a job.
02:00:04
So, like, I if someone had to fucking fill the shoes.
02:00:07
Exactly.
02:00:08
It's, she's my sugar mama now.
02:00:11
Like that fucking.
02:00:12
That's what, Rachel Riggins was looking for.
02:00:15
Yeah.
02:00:16
Or. No, she was looking for a she wanted to be the whatever.
02:00:19
Allegedly. That's ignoring.
02:00:22
How am I going to keep my hard coffee for me?
02:00:26
Soft. Got soft coffee.
02:00:28
Oh. It's hard.
02:00:29
Oh, boy.
02:00:30
You're going to get a soft coffee.
02:00:33
You know what?
02:00:34
Since we're here, I think I've got some rum.
02:00:37
You know what?
02:00:37
I'm gonna add some rum to this. Let's get snookered.
02:00:40
Rolls,
02:00:42
should you?
02:00:43
Well, you can play the the.
02:00:47
Key. They didn't hit that flag.
02:00:53
This is a real short one.
02:00:53
My class office chair smells like butthole for me.
02:00:56
Farting, and I can't afford a new one.
02:00:58
What do I do?
02:01:00
The science class somewhere
02:01:03
cover themselves in plastic.
02:01:05
No, cover the chair in plastic.
02:01:07
They would both solve the problem.
02:01:09
Then make febreeze.
02:01:12
I been in the chair every 15 minutes, roughly.
02:01:14
Anyway, I would try try vodka chair, Charlie vodka.
02:01:18
If if spritzing a little bit on it, rubbing it doesn't help.
02:01:20
Then pound the vodka, right?
02:01:23
Either way with the chair every 15 minutes or so.
02:01:27
Well, I was going to go piss, but apparently I can because.
02:01:29
Oh, here we go. He's back.
02:01:31
I solved my smile, but I, I, I bought a mesh chair and now the first.
02:01:35
Okay, I didn't have anything. I had to get room.
02:01:39
All right.
02:01:39
Like room
02:01:41
I like room, I do two.
02:01:44
It's the only drink that I still drink anymore and I don't even like,
02:01:46
I like Bacardi. I don't even really like a lot of rum.
02:01:49
This coffee was already spiked, but now it's really spiked.
02:01:54
I remember
02:01:55
somebody at your party made fun of me for the amount of weed I smoked, told me
02:01:59
I was wasting money, and I agree with them.
02:02:02
Oh, yeah, because I get stuff I wish I was.
02:02:06
The law of diminishing returns kicks in.
02:02:09
It does, I yeah, I feel it, I feel it every hit.
02:02:14
You feel it less every hit.
02:02:17
Correct.
02:02:17
But I like to feel it.
02:02:19
Oh boy.
02:02:24
I'm feeling that.
02:02:26
Okay, so what's chloroform?
02:02:29
Can we play that?
02:02:32
Yeah, we can play that.
02:02:34
And 1234567 in a row.
02:02:37
Unlabeled.
02:02:39
Wait, I said those, I don't know.
02:02:42
I have to look, I guess I can look at the.
02:02:44
No, the phone number, but. Yep.
02:02:46
Nope. Yep.
02:02:48
The phone number is five, eight, six. Yo.
02:02:52
Should I say the phone number?
02:02:54
No, 158633.
02:02:57
Call in with your comments.
02:02:59
We will put you directly on the show no matter what you're saying.
02:03:02
As soon as you're off a YouTube.
02:03:04
Yeah, call him chloroform.
02:03:07
Sounds real.
02:03:08
Like kind of date rape.
02:03:11
Yeah, I'm trying to remember.
02:03:13
Just play it.
02:03:15
Okay.
02:03:16
That sounds like the.
02:03:18
That sounds like the logical, determined thing to do.
02:03:21
Yeah. Oh, this is funny.
02:03:23
So you know what you could take your different definition to like,
02:03:25
someone being determined could mean they have very strong will.
02:03:29
This is funny.
02:03:30
It's like, you know, set up a table to help people sit there.
02:03:34
If you read, nobody will miss you. If you disappear.
02:03:38
Right.
02:03:40
Facebook.
02:03:40
I should be able to make it full screen.
02:03:44
No. I just think it's funny.
02:03:49
It's a great, straightforward way to abduct people.
02:03:52
That's me.
02:03:53
Ever see?
02:03:59
Oh, chloroform.
02:04:00
I get it now.
02:04:04
That's great.
02:04:05
Isn't that funny?
02:04:07
I just thought it was funny.
02:04:09
It's a straightforward, dumb kind of a deal.
02:04:13
Oh, give me, I like it.
02:04:15
Get it?
02:04:16
All right, we'll do Sabina, and then we'll get the fuck off.
02:04:19
I shouldn't ever watch harsh.
02:04:23
Please.
02:04:24
Please, please fix me.
02:04:26
Hassan. Death.
02:04:27
Always. Please, please.
02:04:31
Here it is.
02:04:32
Hassan Pfeffer.
02:04:32
Please, please, please.
02:04:35
000. For.
02:04:40
OOP, I got everything oh I playground
02:04:44
I'll do the most significant one second and some are setting.
02:04:47
This is the long awaited bursting of the air bubble.
02:04:51
I have a brief summary of all you need to know, and I want to explain why I didn't.
02:04:56
How old is this? Because we already know deep secrets.
02:04:58
Oh, shit.
02:04:58
January 21st Donald Trump announced the Stargate Project,
02:05:03
named after the 1994 movie Stargate.
02:05:06
It's supposed to symbolize, oh, why would they do that?
02:05:10
Pyramid?
02:05:11
I guess not a governmental project, but an umbrella.
02:05:15
Let's name the ship Titanic to pour money into the universe is currently include.
02:05:19
Okay, may I SoftBank.
02:05:21
Oracle and the Abu Dhabi based investment fund MGM.
02:05:25
The initial investment is 100 billion.
02:05:28
And by 2029, it's supposed to reach 500 billion.
02:05:31
At least that's the plan.
02:05:33
That much on plastic surgeons.
02:05:35
Do you see that and things like that they don't actually have
02:05:37
even though the monster in dollars he's Mr..
02:05:40
Yes he's Mr..
02:05:41
Open from deep sea released another open source
02:05:45
I called R1A reasoning model similar to GPT four
02:05:50
and briefly afterwards an image generation model called Janus.
02:05:55
Neither is the absolute best.
02:05:58
The Janus.
02:05:59
But yeah, you put the anime that China is behind on AI.
02:06:03
It's the refactoring.
02:06:04
The names are not by accident of the whole story.
02:06:08
China's actually Tencent.
02:06:11
Sorry.
02:06:12
Energy Americano though is the picture.
02:06:14
Now say they can do AI equally good, but at vastly lower cost.
02:06:20
You're putting a wrong emphasis on the wrong syllable.
02:06:22
Numbers that have been circulating are that they did with $6 million.
02:06:27
What cost? Okay, may I more than it's a lie.
02:06:29
Million and a lot to do with 2000 GPUs were OpenAI.
02:06:33
I used 100,000.
02:06:35
To add insult to injury, it's a lie seekers built.
02:06:38
This is wrong.
02:06:39
It's already posted this.
02:06:40
Yes, this is a bullshit video.
02:06:42
I'm sorry I showed it to you without skipping or without.
02:06:45
It's really good.
02:06:47
Listen, just to sum it up deep six said they made their AI that was equivalent
02:06:51
to the US A's and the Abu Dhabi AIS and the Chinese or whatever not.
02:06:57
China wants to bet it just isn't. And it wasn't.
02:06:59
They said it was worth $5 million compared to our 100 billion won.
02:07:02
That's what she just pointed out there, right?
02:07:04
They used I forgot the number, but it was like several billion
02:07:08
at least of Nvidia GPU chips.
02:07:12
But they're not allowed to say that
02:07:13
because they're not even allowed to have them due to export laws.
02:07:16
Right.
02:07:16
So they're like double lying about the entire thing.
02:07:19
They spent way more money,
02:07:21
but it still caused our stock market to completely implode for a couple days
02:07:24
because they thought, oh shit, our AI is fucked, right?
02:07:28
Nope. Sorry. This video is outdated. Deep is not.
02:07:30
It's still equivalent.
02:07:31
And they did spend a little bit less money,
02:07:33
fewer money, fewer dollars, fewer yen, fewer monies.
02:07:37
But when people see that the $5 million compared to billions
02:07:41
is bullshit, they both spent billions
02:07:43
to train their AI, and even to to run their AI, the no.
02:07:47
The other video is saying you saw, string theory,
02:07:51
the most significant Sabina video ever, I believe.
02:07:55
Yeah, it was later.
02:07:56
Yeah, yeah, it's string theory and it is magnificent.
02:08:00
Like, right, right out of the gate.
02:08:02
She's.
02:08:02
She said.
02:08:03
So you're saying something that you've heard on this show.
02:08:06
They're real and they're magnificent.
02:08:08
Train, don't don't hurt me at all.
02:08:12
You know, she makes music right?
02:08:14
Look, my shit's broken again.
02:08:15
I didn't mean it's all right. So does Alex O'Connor.
02:08:18
I don't want to listen to his music.
02:08:19
I listen to you can't click on full screen.
02:08:21
It's. There's only like a handful. She's only got me, like, ten times.
02:08:24
I got a couple of questions about doing it.
02:08:28
So appeared last month, which supposedly proves
02:08:31
some string theory is inevitable.
02:08:34
Hang on.
02:08:36
Yeah.
02:08:36
Where's the goddamn full screen wall?
02:08:39
Let me go to full screen doing.
02:08:42
And I been in the chair every 15 minutes, roughly.
02:08:44
Anyway.
02:08:45
Yeah, he's demanding the full screen, but walking away to not third try.
02:08:49
No, no full screen.
02:08:52
Lord control f
02:08:56
that's fine.
02:08:57
All I got to go whack off right now.
02:09:03
That's really lame.
02:09:05
You're supposed to be a full screen.
02:09:06
Can I have full screen? This one? Yeah, I can full screen.
02:09:09
The one we're not watching. No problem. See that?
02:09:11
Look at that
02:09:12
full screen. Here we go.
02:09:13
That's how it's supposed to work. Bing, bing.
02:09:15
I'm not retarded, right? Like that.
02:09:16
Now I'll switch to this one.
02:09:18
Same thing.
02:09:21
Nothing.
02:09:24
What are we trying to do?
02:09:25
Make it full screen?
02:09:26
I can make it almost full screen
02:09:28
last year, but then I didn't talk about it because it's actually a good paper.
02:09:32
And now I'm thinking bootstraps.
02:09:35
I just think there is like five.
02:09:37
You reach for the stars.
02:09:38
We touch, the sky flies on the back
02:09:42
four.
02:09:43
For we were so like, can we get much higher?
02:09:50
I don't think we have a bootstraps, bumper.
02:09:53
No we don't, we don't.
02:09:54
I figured, how do you how do you think you get a leg up?
02:09:57
Can you believe the bootstrap reference?
02:10:01
Do something sensible for once.
02:10:03
I should also mention it so I can make it full screen
02:10:06
for this to be known as a candidate for a theory of everything
02:10:10
that would unify all the known physics in one single frame.
02:10:14
The theory of everything seems a little bit grandeur and overreaching to me.
02:10:18
Work particle physics combined with general relativity.
02:10:22
If you believe string theorists, which you shouldn't, then it's
02:10:26
actually the only such candidates, which it's not.
02:10:30
But it's all do we have to have a theory of everything attempts to develop
02:10:34
a theory of everything?
02:10:35
That's kind of a goal is currently the best.
02:10:38
Well, what if everything is a bunch of things
02:10:40
that are not connected and we're trying to make a connection?
02:10:44
Well, then then we should figure that out.
02:10:47
Maybe we have.
02:10:51
Perhaps.
02:10:54
Up to one by far.
02:10:56
Maybe the string theory didn't start out as a everything.
02:11:00
Everything. This is the History channel,
02:11:03
but it looks like the history is relevant context.
02:11:05
That's on purpose.
02:11:06
The authors of the new paper revisited the historical argument for string theory.
02:11:11
String theory was originally developed to describe strong nuclear force
02:11:16
that acts between the constituents of atomic nuclei.
02:11:20
The reason is that the strong force has a rather peculiar behavior,
02:11:24
and the weaker can be stronger in the branch of the distance,
02:11:27
because think of the gravitational or electric force and contrast.
02:11:31
These become weaker with distance.
02:11:34
And why can you find a force that becomes stronger with distance?
02:11:38
Democratic party rubber bound.
02:11:40
The more you stretch it, the stronger the rubber pulls back.
02:11:44
We know today that in the strong nuclear force,
02:11:47
the analogy of the rubber was just trying to get a symbol of the rubber analogy.
02:11:51
But they didn't know this.
02:11:53
In the 1960s, the Standard model was that Gabriela Veneziano
02:11:58
tried to find a way to describe
02:12:00
what it was she was referring to pulling for at the time at slack,
02:12:04
where they were slamming electrons into protons.
02:12:07
He came up with an equation that's now called the Veneziano.
02:12:11
You've ever, if you ever tried to tear like some plastic, if it gets into a thin,
02:12:15
compressed line, it becomes impossible to break.
02:12:19
What?
02:12:20
So maybe what?
02:12:21
Stretch it.
02:12:21
If you stretch it, it becomes stronger.
02:12:23
I like what she said.
02:12:24
I don't want to say what I stand by.
02:12:27
It, but pleased.
02:12:28
And I'm like, what?
02:12:29
He, amazingly enough, just guessed by looking up suitable functions in a book.
02:12:35
And then she say,
02:12:35
such things are not allowed to say that I'm just his equation father.
02:12:39
They realize I described an interaction for the record,
02:12:43
that is a Microsoft screensaver from, I want to say windows
02:12:47
Millennium or Windows 2000 Jan, mediated by a closed string.
02:12:52
So a loop.
02:12:53
And that could be interpreted as a spin to particle, which is a graviton.
02:12:58
The quantum gravity. Yes.
02:13:00
It seemed to describe quantum gravity wrong.
02:13:03
This got physicists very excited because they have previously tried
02:13:06
to turn gravity into a quantum theory, and that didn't work.
02:13:10
They just got a lot of infinities.
02:13:13
But this did not happen in Britain.
02:13:15
You have more than one
02:13:16
in the original enthusiasm for string theory built on this.
02:13:20
Oh wait, this was a calculated way to mean a quantum theory of gravity,
02:13:24
something that no one had managed to do before.
02:13:27
Indeed, string theorists often claim that the Veneziano amplitude
02:13:31
is the only way to make gravitational interactions work without infinities.
02:13:36
Again, it's the only game in town, as they say.
02:13:39
But so far we only knew that string theory is one way to make it work.
02:13:44
Missing has been a proof that it's the only way.
02:13:47
This is where the new paper comes in.
02:13:49
They write down a list of mathematical assumptions,
02:13:52
something graviton amplitude needs to fulfill, and the promise
02:13:56
that the Veneziano is the only way to do it.
02:13:59
This is where the missing has been.
02:14:02
They write.
02:14:05
The service of the input.
02:14:06
Assumption of a bootstrap calculation.
02:14:08
What is that?
02:14:10
It means just guessing.
02:14:11
Analytic bootstrap for three level crossing.
02:14:14
Oh, for third off.
02:14:16
Oh, we already know bootstrap is a paradox.
02:14:19
So not terribly important.
02:14:23
Continue.
02:14:25
You got distracted by bootstrap everything.
02:14:27
You don't understand it till you understand it is important.
02:14:33
But that ignorant statement that Gary just said
02:14:37
vanishing down a list of mathematical assumptions
02:14:40
about the graviton amplitude needs to fall for him for the information
02:14:45
that is the only way to do it.
02:14:47
This is where the headline comes from that says string theory is inevitable.
02:14:53
It's because that derivation to to given certain assumptions
02:14:57
that you need strings to quantize gravity strap whether you want that or not.
02:15:02
By the way, this video comes with a quiz that lets you check how much you think.
02:15:07
So nice. Should we take the quiz? How?
02:15:08
Full mathematical definition. Take the quiz.
02:15:11
What is logically possible?
02:15:13
But let's put this into context.
02:15:15
Physics isn't math. Well, you were born.
02:15:17
This mathematical proof is only as good as the assumptions that go into it,
02:15:21
I guess. So one has to be correct.
02:15:23
That makes them makes perfect.
02:15:25
The most important assumption that goes into this argument is that whatever the
02:15:31
case is, it needs to be complete.
02:15:33
So it should not give rise to infinities.
02:15:36
It should be.
02:15:36
You've finite us physicists say.
02:15:40
But as I explained in a recent episode,
02:15:42
there's no reason why this needs to be the case.
02:15:45
I hope that next theory on the next deeper level is it
02:15:49
might still not be a final theory or a theory of everything.
02:15:54
It might be careful.
02:15:55
Okay, first of all, you're German.
02:15:57
If you have the final anything as an idea, you should back up
02:16:01
and rethink the entire title.
02:16:05
You know what I'm saying?
02:16:06
Over all I know is that is absolutely unacceptable.
02:16:09
How dare you treat
02:16:12
another person?
02:16:14
Oh, baby girl, I'm going to just skip that whole part about the final.
02:16:18
Whatever final solution was, we're going to act like it wasn't.
02:16:21
Water waves are not made of water quanta.
02:16:24
They're made of atoms.
02:16:25
And just the same way, I'm sure lives may not be made of gravitons.
02:16:30
They could be made of something else.
02:16:32
Water and sounds like she asked AI to come up with something.
02:16:35
Yeah. Oh, water on the brain.
02:16:38
Every
02:16:39
once in a while there'll be a word that just does not exist.
02:16:42
Maybe water ons, does I? Obviously.
02:16:44
No, no, no, it's made up.
02:16:46
That was the point she was making entirely.
02:16:48
Or maybe gravity just isn't a quantum theory.
02:16:52
So trying to come up with an amplitude which is a quantum thing makes no sense.
02:16:58
So I'd say this paper strengthens the argument for string theory,
02:17:02
but saying that it makes string theory inevitable is an exaggeration.
02:17:06
Think of it.
02:17:07
This way in physics, assumptions are like first dates.
02:17:11
Maybe you have a future together, but most often
02:17:14
the future just brings an awkward goodbye.
02:17:17
Did you know they are so free and easy to learn more?
02:17:20
Oh, she's a two phase.
02:17:22
What just happened again?
02:17:24
Yes there is.
02:17:25
Have a look at brilliant, brilliant offers courses.
02:17:28
Oh, sorry.
02:17:28
Normally I don't play the ad ons, so I'd say this is just a little fluffier.
02:17:33
Her lighting is just a little better in her eyes.
02:17:35
Yeah, just a little bit. But.
02:17:37
And then all of a sudden strengthens the argument.
02:17:40
Right. And then she's like first the
02:17:43
videos that you've been watching there.
02:17:45
Yes. Is have a look at that one weirdly and off I feel bad.
02:17:50
Why do I feel bad for noticing that?
02:17:53
I don't know, I feel bad for it's cooler.
02:17:55
She looks like she's sitting at a news desk.
02:17:58
Oh, there she is. Oh.
02:18:00
Oh, yeah.
02:18:01
No, she's got a bunch of videos.
02:18:03
Maybe some time because my brain is really small.
02:18:07
But no, I understand some people can explain it all.
02:18:11
You and me, the universe and everything.
02:18:13
So funny to feel recent. Shame on you.
02:18:17
You don't seem to know they have cool the what they have come to help
02:18:22
and all I can do know self
02:18:26
all you guys with theories of everything.
02:18:30
Oh, I thought this show got bad when I started singing your series on it.
02:18:35
I hope they will succeed, but please don't send that to me.
02:18:41
Please please please just.
02:18:43
Guys, please. It's pretty close.
02:18:47
Oh, did you guys notice that, Sabrina Carpenter
02:18:50
cleaned up at the Grammys?
02:18:55
I don't, I don't I don't believe in the Grammys.
02:18:57
Sabrina Carpenter is.
02:18:59
I don't know who that is.
02:19:02
My face.
02:19:03
Those award shows used to be campaigns where you would literally, like,
02:19:07
badger the judges and stuff with mailing and listen to my stuff.
02:19:10
Listen.
02:19:11
Now, they literally go back and forth with your agent
02:19:13
and you just basically buyer the highest bidders get the fucking awards.
02:19:16
I'm not a fan. Yeah, this is the red carpet.
02:19:19
His first Grammys.
02:19:20
And she's she did very well.
02:19:22
Who you be?
02:19:24
Please, please, please.
02:19:28
That's who.
02:19:29
Please, please, please
02:19:33
fuck that bitch.
02:19:38
I'm a big fan.
02:19:39
Did you guys see me for that fucking commercial?
02:19:42
She's got some kind of like she got some tie in with some kind of product.
02:19:45
I forget what it is, but it's almost.
02:19:47
She's a tiny little thing. Is.
02:19:53
Is she.
02:19:53
She looks kind of thick, but in, like, the good kind of way.
02:19:59
There's a good kind of, like, thick, thick, but, like, just slightly.
02:20:02
And she's like, right.
02:20:02
Yeah, I like thick.
02:20:05
All right.
02:20:06
Well, I like all reasons vanilla and the recent news,
02:20:10
I got more recent news as of February 3rd, which is today.
02:20:14
More zombie. Oh, that's February 4th. Fuck.
02:20:17
February 3rd.
02:20:17
I got half a one minutes with it.
02:20:23
We got this bitch mum left looking.
02:20:26
The mum left looking like a T like she's been British mum.
02:20:29
Mum left looking like she'd been attacked by a zombie.
02:20:33
After vape explodes and causes car to go up in flames.
02:20:36
There's no video of this unfortunately.
02:20:37
But unfortunately she was driving.
02:20:40
She had a vendetta right there that
02:20:43
it is
02:20:43
interesting because, was a buffoon right there.
02:20:48
Woofer.
02:20:48
Is that a name? Who?
02:20:50
She is a buffoon?
02:20:51
No, that's one.
02:20:53
That's Batman. Dude, that's, I can't.
02:20:56
Oh, yeah.
02:20:57
All right, those are. Quote.
02:20:59
I was on the way home.
02:21:00
Whatever his name is, I was on the way home from shopping, and I was in the car
02:21:04
on my own and on hands free to my husband, of course.
02:21:08
Yeah. I wasn't holding my phone.
02:21:10
I swear, the have the option.
02:21:12
Go hands on with your husband.
02:21:14
I was there, I was just driving down the road, talking to my husband.
02:21:17
And then the next thing you know, my vape just exploded.
02:21:19
It was on in my lap and it exploded.
02:21:21
And I had an immediate reaction.
02:21:23
Well, no shit.
02:21:24
So they just explode on accident.
02:21:27
Does that really happen?
02:21:28
Yeah, the explosion scared me and my husband could hear me as he was on
02:21:32
Bluetooth on my car.
02:21:33
What he heard was a it was the boom of the explosion
02:21:36
and me and and me screaming and saying I was on fire.
02:21:39
And then everything went quiet.
02:21:40
He thought I was dead for about 45 seconds.
02:21:44
She continued.
02:21:45
Immediately my foot pressed the accelerator.
02:21:48
I was swerving all over the of course, a woman, as the words break is
02:21:52
I was like, you know, I should drive away.
02:21:55
I looked down and saw I was on fire, and in that moment
02:21:57
I thought I was going to die.
02:21:58
I had to take my pants off on the side of the highway.
02:22:01
I called my husband back and I was crying.
02:22:03
By the time I was in an ambulance,
02:22:05
my car was just one huge fireball on the side of the road.
02:22:08
So this article has, better quotes,
02:22:11
but, the other one I have here has better pictures for some reason.
02:22:16
Where is it?
02:22:17
Oh, yeah. This bitch.
02:22:20
Yeah. So that's the car?
02:22:22
Yeah.
02:22:23
Wow. Nice, pile of shit there.
02:22:25
You make a hell of a sword out of some of that shit, right?
02:22:28
Yeah, I plan to do that.
02:22:31
So you can melt it down and reuse it. That's. This is.
02:22:33
This is no very much.
02:22:35
I don't think you understand. What what the.
02:22:38
The problem is the skill of the blacksmith and the equipment.
02:22:43
Like, if I get better of both
02:22:46
skill and equipment, I could do a lot more.
02:22:49
But I've got limitations on both fronts.
02:22:53
Yeah, but. So.
02:22:53
So you just need more heat.
02:22:55
It sounds like to me.
02:22:57
Right? And more equipment and more.
02:22:59
One of the more strength is all electric.
02:23:02
Do you have a baffle?
02:23:02
How do you make your fire right now?
02:23:05
It's, Whatever. Propane.
02:23:08
Propane said that. I'm sorry, I should have.
02:23:09
I should have recalled that.
02:23:11
So how hot does propane get?
02:23:12
Not hot enough. You.
02:23:13
So you got to upgrade to something else.
02:23:16
Let's look at this. Oh, no.
02:23:17
Propane should be hot enough, but it's like a hobby grade forge
02:23:21
mail order, so it would need to be thicker or taller or bigger.
02:23:25
Whatever. Motherfuckers used to make shit with less.
02:23:27
Come on.
02:23:28
I know they did.
02:23:29
Yeah, they sound like a bunch of excuses and shit.
02:23:32
Hey, I make
02:23:35
my burn.
02:23:35
I'm trying to.
02:23:36
I'm trying to find that Batman guy.
02:23:37
Oh, she's governor. Who? Who? Here.
02:23:39
There are three pages of Batman actors, and he's not one of them.
02:23:43
Am I living in a parallel universe?
02:23:46
He was definitely fucking do, though.
02:23:48
Christian Bale Christian Bale is not listed
02:23:53
as Batman.
02:23:54
Who did he piss off? He was Batman, right?
02:23:57
Yeah. Oh, sorry. I'm gonna cut in it.
02:23:59
Was that the Batman that talk like this?
02:24:04
So I put in Batman.
02:24:05
Actors expecting to fight?
02:24:06
No, I just said Christian Bale.
02:24:08
Christian Bale.
02:24:10
I had to hit Moore twice.
02:24:12
Oh, he's real, wasn't he?
02:24:14
These are all the Batman actors.
02:24:16
Somebody is definitely missing.
02:24:17
Unless I'm wet. Keanu Reeves, maybe the voice.
02:24:20
I don't remember
02:24:21
you read me at DC leagues, as he was probably the Batman voice in something.
02:24:26
Oh, look at Val Kilmer.
02:24:27
I remember he was Batman.
02:24:28
Yeah. Clooney I remember that.
02:24:31
I definitely remember Keaton. Adam West.
02:24:37
These might be from different a lot of these are voice actors.
02:24:39
These are all cartoon right.
02:24:41
Yeah. From video games and crap.
02:24:44
Oh I didn't probably another cartoon.
02:24:46
He's not here.
02:24:47
I just feel not there.
02:24:49
Yeah.
02:24:49
Who do you piss off that you got?
02:24:51
Get unlisted as Batman,
02:24:54
right?
02:24:56
That's weird. Sorry.
02:24:57
I just found that weird.
02:25:01
Yeah,
02:25:03
he was Batman, right then he was in the dark.
02:25:06
In the Dark Knight.
02:25:07
He was like the Dark Knight. Yeah. Okay.
02:25:10
He's got Batman.
02:25:12
That's a great shirt you got there.
02:25:14
I can't, I can't not not mention your shirt or.
02:25:17
I appreciate that
02:25:19
said an autographed Lions jersey.
02:25:21
That's all I know.
02:25:23
Sorry I was lost over.
02:25:26
And since it's the Lions.
02:25:27
No. Instead of playing the forward down the long sleeve thing
02:25:30
my mom bought me for Christmas, it's got a Lions logo on it.
02:25:35
It does?
02:25:35
Yeah.
02:25:35
Okay,
02:25:36
so the new lions, so they're like, oh, do you have the Jerry pants that match.
02:25:40
Yeah.
02:25:41
The hood, the new Lions style that we're going to play is.
02:25:50
With oh no we suck again.
02:25:53
I saw Jared Goff win the,
02:25:55
the flag football thing yesterday game.
02:25:58
Yeah. He kicked it for him.
02:25:59
Was that something you scored three touchdowns.
02:26:02
So cool.
02:26:03
Didn't make it any better.
02:26:06
Wow. I'm glad he's been up.
02:26:09
Right. Yeah.
02:26:12
Good for him.
02:26:14
That sound is our draft pick sound, by the way. We.
02:26:16
Oh, I think we're picking 28.
02:26:18
That's coming live from green Bay, Wisconsin.
02:26:20
I think. Ooh, that sounds fun.
02:26:22
That's definitely a place I would like to go.
02:26:25
Hey, they had it in Detroit last year.
02:26:26
I'll talk.
02:26:27
Oh my God.
02:26:28
Football talk is one thing.
02:26:30
Draft talk is another thing.
02:26:32
This is supposedly wrong argument for both.
02:26:35
The Super Bowl will have been played before we have a show again.
02:26:39
I know there was any time to talk about football.
02:26:41
It would be. That's right. Now, coming up this year,
02:26:45
the Kansas City Chiefs versus those I just don't see a
02:26:48
who cares rematch for two years ago.
02:26:53
The, go go, man.
02:26:55
Go go eat.
02:26:56
You've heard
02:26:57
you've heard of the conspiracy theory that the Super Bowl,
02:27:00
first of all, the NFL is completely rigged.
02:27:02
And the Super Bowl logo picks the teams every year by the colors.
02:27:05
Yeah.
02:27:06
And the logo was blue and green this year.
02:27:09
Yeah.
02:27:09
I'm. I'm sorry. Not blue and green.
02:27:11
Red and green.
02:27:12
Yeah. Very green.
02:27:13
There's my brain. Had a huge stroke today.
02:27:17
I lost my job because of the show.
02:27:19
One house.
02:27:19
I don't know how to mention it except mention it.
02:27:22
Two weeks I get.
02:27:23
I get two weeks.
02:27:24
Yeah, seriously?
02:27:27
Well, right. Let's explain.
02:27:29
Hold on. Number two.
02:27:29
That's it. That's all I can explain.
02:27:31
I lost the contract with my daily.
02:27:34
Come on place on my hat every day.
02:27:35
I won't be out after two weeks from today or two weeks from yesterday
02:27:39
because of the show. They were like, fuck you.
02:27:43
I don't know, apparently I apparently I didn't mention them enough or something.
02:27:46
They were like, dude,
02:27:47
that the the advertising from Gary, from his employment,
02:27:51
they felt left out because I said I work from an unknown advertising right.
02:27:55
We should be charging our to rubber.
02:27:58
Yeah we should.
02:27:59
Oh, so they gave me the option to either advertise for three listings up.
02:28:04
I have to find another.
02:28:06
They're going to find another contract.
02:28:08
Although I've found that if you have, like shampoo and conditioner in one bottle,
02:28:13
it doesn't do either job as well as, like one bottle of shampoo.
02:28:17
One bottle conditioner.
02:28:19
Not that I need it, but if we instead of like,
02:28:23
just trying to make people giggle for three hours every Monday night,
02:28:28
if we try to make people giggle for three hours every Monday night
02:28:31
and try to sell cat food at the same time, like we wouldn't be as good at,
02:28:37
one or the other if we at least selling cats would make us some money.
02:28:41
Yeah, but you know what?
02:28:43
If you try to,
02:28:44
entertain people for three hours every Monday,
02:28:46
I mean, all that comes of it is, fired.
02:28:50
Do you want to try and make money from the show?
02:28:52
Five.
02:28:54
So let's put some cat food
02:28:58
we can. Hot cat food.
02:28:59
All right, now, let me.
02:29:00
I'll make it. Please deliver on rubber.
02:29:02
Yeah. Do we go roll it?
02:29:04
No, no, we have to play the, I'll give you some batteries if you want.
02:29:08
Some batteries.
02:29:09
No, we tried that.
02:29:11
75, 1775.
02:29:13
Coffee. That's a rumble. Cells.
02:29:15
I've got a flag.
02:29:16
Read. Oh!
02:29:20
Go off, dear.
02:29:21
Ask for.
02:29:23
I had weight loss surgery a year ago.
02:29:25
I'm now off all medications, high blood pressure and antidepressants, etc.
02:29:29
and take only one multivitamin daily.
02:29:32
You should probably take more than just one multivitamin. But.
02:29:34
But it's a multivitamin.
02:29:36
You need to, they don't have everything in it.
02:29:38
I feel like I am 25 again.
02:29:41
However, I I've also changed mentally after many years of being a zombie
02:29:45
on anti-depressants, I feel like I finally awakened.
02:29:48
I've come from a dysfunctional, abusive childhood.
02:29:52
My father abused my mother.
02:29:53
I was diagnosed with this Theni years ago,
02:29:58
diagnosed with this theme here.
02:30:01
This theme here is persistent mild depression.
02:30:04
Okay, okay.
02:30:05
I feel the diagnosis was incorrect.
02:30:08
Now I feel my destiny has turned more into anxiety than depression.
02:30:12
I'm no longer afraid of speaking up.
02:30:14
And after 20 years, I actually have opinions of my own.
02:30:18
Needless to say, my family,
02:30:19
husband, grown children and in-laws are not used to the side of me.
02:30:23
I find myself feeling resentful, anxious, and envious of certain
02:30:27
immediate family and in law family dynamics.
02:30:30
I don't want to upset my family by being so vocal and opinionated,
02:30:34
but I don't want to get back on mine altering prescriptions either.
02:30:37
I also have little faith that counseling will do much good, I'm afraid.
02:30:40
What the fuck is this bitch even asking?
02:30:42
I'm afraid I'll be pushed into taking meds again.
02:30:45
I feel like I'm in between a rock and a hard place right now.
02:30:48
Any advice in tough spot in North Korea?
02:30:51
Lucky.
02:30:52
Okay. Tough spot.
02:30:53
Or should I say crazy?
02:30:55
I mean, I'm done.
02:30:56
No. Congratulations on your zombification. And,
02:31:02
all you have to deal with now
02:31:03
is the crazy that the zombie pills prevent it.
02:31:07
So that is the trade mean you either have to deal
02:31:12
with your mental condition or, not.
02:31:18
Are those your only two options? Yes.
02:31:21
Oh, that's a good idea.
02:31:24
I think.
02:31:26
Yeah. Call of duty zombies.
02:31:27
Good call. Oh, yeah, I was I was going to play.
02:31:29
I love that, but, the great zombie game is actually,
02:31:35
DayZ. What the fuck is it called?
02:31:37
The, this.
02:31:40
I don't know what it is.
02:31:41
Fucking beside the zombies is my favorite game.
02:31:45
And there's all this Call of Duty.
02:31:47
It was the Cosmic Silverbacks.
02:31:51
That's terrifying.
02:31:53
Imagine a reanimated corpse of a silverback gorilla.
02:31:57
Holy crap. Yes.
02:32:02
All right, I'll play the disc when we're ready.
02:32:05
You know I'm not.
02:32:06
I mean, I'm done.
02:32:07
I have successfully imagined it.
02:32:10
This soundtrack is called Crazy Dave, which makes it funnier for me.
02:32:14
I to do it now, but I'm done.
02:32:16
Oh, that's something else.
02:32:18
You got a YouTube February, another February 3rd.
02:32:22
Oh, inside breaking in Jong
02:32:26
UN's zombie army as the Korean troop sacrifice themselves for Putin.
02:32:30
Right. I think we talked about this once already.
02:32:32
I think somebody you mentioned the zombie army,
02:32:33
that they're gonna be army because, yeah, that's it's
02:32:38
it's essentially like, Yeah.
02:32:41
Daily do.
02:32:44
That make sense?
02:32:45
Your browser does your screen share audio?
02:32:48
Yeah. It's red.
02:32:49
Is it red?
02:32:51
I'm not right.
02:32:52
Yeah. No. Here's the message.
02:32:54
Yeah.
02:32:54
You just got a unshare it and reshare it again.
02:32:57
For whatever reason, your audio dropped.
02:32:58
Reshare it.
02:32:59
Rains.
02:33:03
Yeah. Brains are delicious.
02:33:06
Especially to a zombie.
02:33:07
I don't think I've ever had brains.
02:33:11
You you're missing out.
02:33:13
Remember that, seen in,
02:33:15
one of the Indiana Jones movies where they are tapping the monkey skull?
02:33:18
Get the brains. Yeah. Live.
02:33:21
Yeah, yeah.
02:33:23
The the monkey's head is literally out of the table.
02:33:25
Yeah, yeah.
02:33:26
There's a cage built into the table, and they just like.
02:33:29
Yeah, that's, I would like to believe that that's not real, but I'm sure it is.
02:33:33
I'm sure it is.
02:33:35
If you've if you can think of it, it is happened.
02:33:38
What's going on here?
02:33:39
Well, if you can think of it, it's real.
02:33:41
But it may not have happened.
02:33:43
Oh, no, it's real, all right.
02:33:45
Just because it's real doesn't mean it didn't happen.
02:33:52
Unbroken.
02:33:56
It it.
02:34:02
Disclaimer
02:34:03
the unfiltered and crude proclamation of jabber speech jibber.
02:34:06
Folks, listen up before we dive deeper into this circus of crudeness
02:34:11
and uncensored banter,
02:34:12
here's our no nonsense disclaimer served with a side of flat human trivia.
02:34:17
We're here for a good time.
02:34:18
Not a jibber correct time. All right?
02:34:20
In this crazy world where snowflakes, applesauce and jabber
02:34:25
are just trying to spread some joy without stepping on too many toes.
02:34:28
So here, jabber article II.
02:34:30
Let's get jabber the soul jibber jabber desperately trying to get,
02:34:34
or any random love mouth is to tickle your funny bone
02:34:37
Caesar gray matter and illuminates the path in existence.
02:34:41
Any semblance of seriousness is gibberish.
02:34:44
Accidental. Article two German.
02:34:47
We're ankle jibber offenders, all right?
02:34:49
We don't give a hoot
02:34:50
about your gibberish race, religion, or whether you prefer cats or dogs.
02:34:54
We're here to roast everyone from politicians to gibber to our own
02:34:57
sorry cells.
02:34:58
You know, jibber say not even grandma's apple pie.
02:35:01
Article three. Screw political jabber.
02:35:03
Listen, we are here to hold your hand or jabber anything,
02:35:06
so if our jabber offend you.
02:35:08
Look, we're not responsible for any ruffled feathers or jibber fuck up.
02:35:12
Hey, if you can take the heat, we promise we'll dish out some belly
02:35:16
laughs and maybe a couple of gibber articles, gibber fake news alert
02:35:20
the tales, rumors, and downright lies you hear here are as gibberish.
02:35:24
Any resemblance to real life events or people,
02:35:27
whether alive or pushing up daisies, is purely gibberish,
02:35:30
and probably a result, unless hitting the bottle too hard.
02:35:33
We're pretty sure the earth is round, but jabber, who cares?
02:35:37
Article de jabber cause why not parody and gibber our bread and butter?
02:35:41
Folks, any likeness to actual people or characters
02:35:45
is just us having a laugh, not a reason for a jabber.
02:35:48
We might not be the smartest to bring the job,
02:35:50
but we sure know how to stir up some trouble.
02:35:52
So in closing, if you've made it this far without getting your undies in a jibber,
02:35:57
then congrats! You're our kind of people.
02:35:59
We're just here to crack a few tasteless jokes, spread some jabber joy,
02:36:03
and remind everyone why it's too short to be serious all the freakin time.
02:36:07
So buckle up, buttercup, and get ready for a wild ride.
02:36:12
Everything rants, life.
02:36:15
We are retarded.
02:36:17
I think you're ruining the show.
02:36:19
That was really a productive segment, wasn't it?
02:36:23
Wow, great, Sanders.
02:36:29
Ding ding ding ding ding.
02:36:31
Yeah, it's someone.
02:36:35
I don't understand why.
02:36:40
One more time.
02:36:42
Yeah.
02:36:44
Am I in?
02:36:52
Well, let me tell you something, brother.
02:36:56
What you gonna do when Donald Trump
02:36:59
and us get ready to give me
02:37:05
some rumble?
02:37:06
I hope that you're ready to rumble.
02:37:08
I hope you're ready to rumble.
02:37:11
Well, let me tell you something, brother.
02:37:14
Well, let me tell by this loser getting fired from the ghetto.
02:37:18
My cook by this, he knows that fucking coward.
02:37:23
Hold on. This guy let some people fuck.
02:37:25
His wife only watches getting fired.
02:37:27
How does he live in the store?
02:37:28
By this cock? Loser. Fucking coward.
02:37:32
How does he know?
02:37:32
The loser won't even fire me at the beginning of my shit.
02:37:35
Does he know a quarter of my shit?
02:37:38
Here he is, Darren, the cock fucking loser from 1892.
02:37:42
The fucking loser.
02:37:44
I don't think they were cooking back in 1892, sir.
02:37:46
An alcoholic fat fuck.
02:37:48
But they were no fire.
02:37:49
Somebody with ten years of experience because he complained
02:37:53
the joke was straight, man. You fucking coworkers.
02:37:55
And Joe puts nigger on the fucking radio and Joe next door
02:38:00
and won't tell you, said the animal, because he's a cock fucking loser.
02:38:04
Coward.
02:38:05
Just like in the cock fucking loser.
02:38:09
Coward, coward loser.
02:38:11
Fucking cunt.
02:38:13
He's got some spit in is he's got a little bit of crack corner.
02:38:17
I think he has a valid argument, but I think he needs to research the
02:38:20
word cock.
02:38:21
And then also you a ten years you work at UPS?
02:38:25
I don't understand. What do you mean?
02:38:27
Hahaha. I.
02:38:31
Yeah, I was going
02:38:32
to swap that, but I thought it already looked just like UPS.
02:38:35
But I guess when you do that job by this cock loser
02:38:40
fucking coward cock.
02:38:43
Wow, loser won't even fire me from 1980 or 1892.
02:38:48
That was a little.
02:38:49
Yeah. Is that a reference I'm unaware of?
02:38:51
Is that like a Alexander Hamilton reference?
02:38:54
Well, really quick here to cook
02:38:57
a weak or submissive man, often
02:38:59
used as an insulting or contemptuous term for a man who has politically.
02:39:03
Okay, weird.
02:39:04
I never knew that I.
02:39:08
Yeah.
02:39:08
See, I always have sexual relations with the spouse or partner of someone else's,
02:39:12
especially a man.
02:39:13
That's what I.
02:39:14
That's what I always thought cooking was.
02:39:18
Yeah. They need to be more clear.
02:39:19
It says to have sexual relations.
02:39:21
But I think it means to let your partner have sexual.
02:39:24
Really? Oh, it does say spouse or partner faithful.
02:39:27
But I always thought it was a man
02:39:28
whose wife was unfaithful, but not in the, like, traditional sense.
02:39:32
And like, the dude knew about it.
02:39:34
And then the dude watches. That's what I thought.
02:39:35
That's what I assume cooking was.
02:39:37
Yeah, you get off by other men or women
02:39:40
having your fucking your wife or spouse or husband and not.
02:39:45
I don't think there's a lot of women cook called.
02:39:48
Would they be cuckolded? In 17 05A year?
02:39:52
What's that one was cooking?
02:39:55
Oh I'm sure imagine.
02:39:57
Imagine the guy with the big wheat wagon comes rolling into town.
02:40:00
The guy's like, oh my God, fuck him. He's amazing.
02:40:03
He's a superstar.
02:40:04
Look at all that wheat, all right.
02:40:06
I mean, I don't, I don't in 1600.
02:40:09
What do you suppose.
02:40:10
No not his wheat doesn't have the Black plague.
02:40:12
Yeah. Let's.
02:40:12
You know
02:40:14
fucking I.
02:40:15
What did it say? It's a cook. Did it?
02:40:17
I was cooking, I thought it's a cooking stool.
02:40:20
Okay. Yeah.
02:40:21
They didn't cook before.
02:40:22
They had no idea how to make it. There you go.
02:40:24
Cooking stools were used to publicly humiliate women. That's.
02:40:27
That's where the term came from.
02:40:28
I nailed it.
02:40:31
Oh, really?
02:40:32
Oh. Oh, so it's not cooking.
02:40:34
Oh, it's just it's correct.
02:40:36
The correction is cooking. The.
02:40:38
I didn't even I didn't even read.
02:40:39
Did you mean I've just read the cooking stool.
02:40:42
I if you know what, if you're going to sit and watch somebody
02:40:44
fuck your wife, you're going to need a stool to sit when you need it.
02:40:46
Yes, I'm set off you.
02:40:48
I'm not sitting on the bed, dude, that'd be weird.
02:40:52
I think we passed that line of infidelity.
02:40:55
Thank you.
02:40:56
I just that was a test that you passed.
02:40:58
Yeah, yeah. You wouldn't.
02:41:00
I mean, could you imagine sitting on the wall is fucking her.
02:41:03
Can I have a stool, please?
02:41:04
That'll make me feel much better, right?
02:41:07
Yeah.
02:41:07
They got their way less weird.
02:41:12
Thanks. Yeah.
02:41:13
Cocoa comes comfortable,
02:41:13
and then the joke is you take the stool and you bring him with it.
02:41:17
Right?
02:41:18
Or you get the stool on the bed so you can get just for a better
02:41:23
benefit point. No, I would kill him with it.
02:41:25
There's no there was no joke in there.
02:41:27
It's just what would happen.
02:41:28
And I know you're a psycho,
02:41:31
so the term cuckold comes.
02:41:32
I appreciate that word
02:41:34
from the hearts.
02:41:35
Lays its eggs, lays it in other birds nests like a zombie.
02:41:40
Oh, those are those are zombie eggs.
02:41:42
Take care of my kids. Well,
02:41:44
Are those are those the.
02:41:45
If you don't take care of my kids, I got a bird
02:41:47
that's going to come and lay eggs in your shit,
02:41:48
and you're going to fucking turn into fucking scorpions.
02:41:51
This is probably the greatest invention of this show.
02:41:54
Well, I bet you they're not on it to emphasize.
02:41:57
So our zombie eggs.
02:41:58
Okay, in Michigan, as long as they're not in a cage, I'm looking it up.
02:42:03
Yeah.
02:42:09
And then someone start something and let me go.
02:42:12
Hey, is the video only in one side?
02:42:13
Thank you guys all for coming.
02:42:15
Oh, great audio cuz I'm pissed.
02:42:18
I don't have one.
02:42:18
I've had it with people.
02:42:20
Yeah, the media is only on one side. Whether it's
02:42:24
Facebook, it's good though.
02:42:25
It'll make it easier to talk even some media posts.
02:42:27
Who is this bitch about?
02:42:29
Let's say grace?
02:42:30
I'm sorry, I forgot.
02:42:31
I forgot to say Grace. Name is Grace.
02:42:34
Oh, yeah.
02:42:35
Do we have to say grace? Grace before me? No.
02:42:37
The gracious God, we have sinned against thee and are unworthy of mercy.
02:42:41
Pardon our sins and bless these mercies for you,
02:42:44
and help us to eat and drink to thy glory, for Christ's sake.
02:42:47
Amen.
02:42:49
Perfect. Helping us help us eat and drink.
02:42:51
And American Coney Island, I mean, it
02:42:54
showed us back our songs about this connection to them.
02:42:58
She wants to be clear. I'm upset.
02:43:00
She has no connection.
02:43:03
Is. We are not one of the same.
02:43:05
Not in how we run the business.
02:43:08
Not in how we act. Not on what we serve.
02:43:11
So that, oh, all this hearsay or we're connected by one wall.
02:43:14
That means they have rats, because that's why we're here,
02:43:18
right?
02:43:19
Because they have been shut down for the second time,
02:43:22
operating business, serving the public.
02:43:26
If they didn't learn the first time,
02:43:29
do you really think they're going to learn the second time?
02:43:31
Now? I'm a member of the Michigan restaurant Nation.
02:43:34
I'm an amateur.
02:43:35
I like that for restaurants I don't watch, probably need them to read.
02:43:38
But she doesn't want to be on TV with thinking business
02:43:41
in the city of Detroit or anywhere of that matter.
02:43:44
And oh well, that's great. Thank you.
02:43:46
I'm as great as she came to support me.
02:43:48
Scott and Clarence from the Association, I didn't really know the difference.
02:43:52
It is hard, especially since Covid with all the state regulations that we had.
02:43:57
And to be fair, when I heard the shit about the rats from the Whitmer
02:44:01
the first time that she just meant to, I stopped cleaning up both of that.
02:44:04
When we go to football games, we would stop there from time
02:44:06
to time, and I stopped inspections happen 3 or 4 times a year.
02:44:10
They pop up, they show up any time they want.
02:44:12
No. Misunderstood. Should.
02:44:15
Right?
02:44:16
Obviously. Right. I don't have this problem.
02:44:18
So to be compared and connected and to have their nasty way
02:44:24
of operating hinder my business is a problem.
02:44:28
So to all of you naysayers that all of you just want to talk out
02:44:31
of the side of your head or whatever you do, saying we're one of the same.
02:44:34
And how do they not have a rodent problem?
02:44:37
Let me tell you what, it's not brain surgery.
02:44:39
It's really kind of simple.
02:44:41
First of all, you got to own a broom.
02:44:43
What's I get up in the morning? Rains.
02:44:46
You do the basics that are.
02:44:48
It's a no brainer.
02:44:49
This is autopilot.
02:44:50
You sweep clean, right? Right.
02:44:52
Clean. They come clean.
02:44:53
You have needs once a week.
02:44:56
And then if there's an emergency going down, the whole fucking, like.
02:44:59
Oh, yeah, every week. Every month she tells you because she.
02:45:01
Because she's trying to stick up for her reputation, her stories, my buildings.
02:45:06
We filled up.
02:45:07
She didn't get money for this money in the background or what?
02:45:10
This is what you do.
02:45:11
I was going to ask, do you realize that there is a Detroit edition monopoly?
02:45:14
You take care of your foundation? No, I didn't either.
02:45:17
So you can think of it. There's a monopoly.
02:45:20
It is a no brainer. But I want to.
02:45:22
What do you think it is like what we're talking about?
02:45:26
Well, I could tell you.
02:45:27
Leave it all there. Boardwalk would be woodwork.
02:45:29
You have a clean bathroom?
02:45:31
Oh, when I'm sick.
02:45:31
And then, I'll fuck.
02:45:33
And shame are their customers.
02:45:36
But Mr. King is definitely alright.
02:45:38
Is definitely there. And then. Want a couple steals.
02:45:41
My bathroom I got is about that.
02:45:43
I could use a battery electric.
02:45:46
Says a lot.
02:45:47
Yeah, this is one of our complaints. This is funny.
02:45:50
The place next door is so nasty that people that prefer their coney dogs
02:45:53
sure about that.
02:45:54
Get their Coney dogs and come see them and use the bathroom next door.
02:45:57
Here. She's got the better one.
02:45:58
This is not why you're not a guy.
02:46:00
Where my grandfather's my father's.
02:46:04
I don't for your bibs.
02:46:06
After this, we're going to do a little black hair.
02:46:09
I think if anything, that beard bib probably pulls hair out.
02:46:12
Shakes out more than I've actually
02:46:14
never seen anybody cover the whole like a stupid chinstrap.
02:46:17
I had rats and no restaurants would be open.
02:46:20
I don't think people that come
02:46:21
should have beards at all, but that's too much, right?
02:46:24
Yeah, because they do not know.
02:46:26
It's, that's why that's why you're here.
02:46:29
Or the fact, like, if she was cutting my food
02:46:31
as much as she's touching her hair, I.
02:46:32
Because that is enough.
02:46:34
I've had it with that now, the city of Detroit, the health department,
02:46:38
she started she starting to rant.
02:46:40
Let's turn it up a bit.
02:46:41
Yeah, it was good. Right wing it, remember?
02:46:43
Yeah.
02:46:43
She goes, I mean, she goes on and on and on.
02:46:45
But the couple parts where she's, you shouldn't be able to get away with that
02:46:50
fix. So this is a candidate for rant of the week right.
02:46:54
What do you think Charlie Duff advertises with them.
02:46:57
What do you think them why would I tip?
02:47:00
If I wanted to tip off anybody, they would have been shut down
02:47:03
30 years ago.
02:47:04
You don't know the half of it.
02:47:06
And I'm not that person.
02:47:08
Even them.
02:47:09
We got time. You know what's love?
02:47:10
What's the half of it? We actually try to help them.
02:47:12
They've been right. Yeah. What's the other half of the years?
02:47:16
We actually try to help them and give them advice.
02:47:18
I'm constantly on the defense,
02:47:21
not no knowing what they do over there to make sure every little crack.
02:47:24
Yeah, it's got to be even harder. No.
02:47:26
And my general manager does it and he does it.
02:47:30
I'm a woman.
02:47:32
So yeah, I'm a little uptight about those are old buildings to of them.
02:47:36
Yeah they are.
02:47:37
Invite me to your house for tea.
02:47:41
We're not going to invite you over.
02:47:42
Potatoes. Yeah. I don't make tea.
02:47:45
Well, they came back and they saw the situation,
02:47:48
but they have to keep on it because a year and a half ago, when they were shut
02:47:51
down, they brought everybody, including all of you, to went back.
02:47:55
Yeah we did.
02:47:56
I had the Panthers season tickets.
02:47:59
Then we were going there a lot and the rent shut them down.
02:48:01
They should have both down because the one was so bad.
02:48:03
Next door they mop the floor and up the window and everything's great.
02:48:09
But that doesn't seem fair.
02:48:10
Anyway.
02:48:11
Remember, it's more than leaving trash
02:48:14
in their basement or leaving water or not cleaning or not wiping.
02:48:18
I mean, I was shocked this weekend. Not wiping.
02:48:21
That would have happened to me.
02:48:22
Oh yeah, she needs to finish that sentence in their teeth to wipe better.
02:48:27
The people that are cooking or not wiping, they haven't showed up.
02:48:29
Wow, that must be cultural.
02:48:32
Yeah, get it done.
02:48:34
They speak their broken English next door, by the way, at Lafayette,
02:48:37
they speak very broken English.
02:48:39
If it's something I did to bring up, I think they're Greek.
02:48:41
That's one thing.
02:48:42
But somebody else to do and then not to listen.
02:48:45
When I give them advice and tell them they should fix this or fix that,
02:48:48
I think they don't respect her just because of her gender.
02:48:50
Unfortunately, from their culture, that's probably a way to begin.
02:48:55
And yeah, and especially if she's in a higher
02:48:58
don't spend money standing with the city's your beginning.
02:49:03
You're going to fail twice, twice.
02:49:07
What was your reaction that second time.
02:49:09
See the she's already told you what. Yeah.
02:49:12
She's working right now in the first time.
02:49:14
You're definitely not going to learn it the second time.
02:49:15
The third time she already addressed everything.
02:49:17
And then they're asking you to save.
02:49:19
Third time's a charm because they don't have any new code.
02:49:22
I don't follow her logic.
02:49:23
They're when they visit.
02:49:25
No. Is it when does it become insanity?
02:49:27
Guys, you all need to know this.
02:49:28
The health department doesn't warn anyone.
02:49:30
Buildings and safety don't.
02:49:32
There's protocols for restaurants, businesses, anything.
02:49:36
Inspections happen yearly.
02:49:39
Health department happens three, 4 or 5 times if they see a problem
02:49:43
or or someone calls.
02:49:45
I bet you they're just as underfunded as their staff.
02:49:47
Just how goes yeah, this is how you get your permits.
02:49:50
This is how you get your license.
02:49:51
This is how you get everything.
02:49:53
That's just a no brainer. That's easy.
02:49:56
Still no brainer.
02:49:57
More no brainer. That guard is on the other.
02:50:00
I have not seen rats.
02:50:02
More like this.
02:50:04
Okay, keep saying no brainer.
02:50:05
The greening of the Detroit runs that park.
02:50:08
The city owns it. There's a problem over there.
02:50:11
But now the building next to that is also mine.
02:50:12
And I can tell you there are no we owns a lot of buildings now.
02:50:16
The garden, of course, they're growing the tomatoes and zucchinis in the summer.
02:50:18
That's going to attract some rats.
02:50:20
Well, she's a slumlord because they claim they own it, the greening.
02:50:23
But the city owns it.
02:50:23
And then they're claiming, well, no, they don't come to the vegetation.
02:50:25
That's crap.
02:50:26
Of course they do. They want tomatoes, are hungry.
02:50:28
Oh, also the next course of zero. No.
02:50:33
Once a week.
02:50:34
Because every time we hear Ben Shapiro,
02:50:35
it's on 1.5ft, then things like that, and I sound like.
02:50:37
So when I talk to people in your life, I'm like, why the fuck your time so slow?
02:50:39
Is there speed up for you because you love it?
02:50:41
But I tell you what does that even
02:50:42
I think within five years everybody talks like this naturally.
02:50:46
Take a look. You all know me. Everybody knows me.
02:50:48
You all know how I operate, you know.
02:50:50
And if you don't know me, then don't talk about me.
02:50:52
And you say you're still fresh all the time.
02:50:54
Dude, I was not talking about you. All right, turn out.
02:50:56
Stop talking about her.
02:50:57
Joe Schmidt talks like that.
02:50:59
The littlest thing.
02:51:00
I hate hot dogs.
02:51:01
Every little hole, everything. You. Oh, yeah.
02:51:03
I want you to.
02:51:04
If you're not on, I'm the jackass that goes to this place.
02:51:06
My whole family gets coney dogs, and I say, give me a coney dog.
02:51:09
Hold the hot dog.
02:51:10
That's the thing.
02:51:10
Yeah, he's been extra vigilant. And no, I won't call a leash meat sandwich.
02:51:13
I'm annoyed of ignorance of people.
02:51:15
I don't think we have the same work.
02:51:18
That's what they call it.
02:51:19
The chili dogs give you loose meat sandwich for all?
02:51:22
No, thanks.
02:51:23
Oh, crap.
02:51:25
Well, it's good some people put a hot dog
02:51:28
cram that you don't a hard no.
02:51:30
There you go. It's like a channel for channel.
02:51:31
Hard and fast. Yes.
02:51:32
What do you do?
02:51:33
One thing the say media. Well, maybe one is one. It's.
02:51:35
I don't know, but you don't like to be associated like that, do you?
02:51:39
Question.
02:51:40
What are the special?
02:51:42
That's my favorite question.
02:51:43
I fucking missed it.
02:51:44
The city look, she almost laughed to I guess I don't know.
02:51:48
What's your special for today?
02:51:49
You let's your soup of the day
02:51:52
question what's in the special?
02:51:56
What's in the.
02:51:58
There it is. What's in your special?
02:51:59
What's in the show?
02:52:01
What's in the special?
02:52:03
The specials prove it.
02:52:06
I'm sure they have a special question.
02:52:08
Okay, so which one?
02:52:10
American or Lafayette. Have you ever eaten there?
02:52:14
I mean, they're like, that's the gross one.
02:52:17
Lafayette.
02:52:17
Oh, that was this was like 20 years ago.
02:52:20
They roast Detroit, Coney Island.
02:52:23
Neither. Really?
02:52:26
Yeah.
02:52:27
I don't think that was not an option.
02:52:30
What was it called? Motor City.
02:52:31
What is it called?
02:52:32
The one that's impossible to deliver to.
02:52:35
I ended up parking down the alley
02:52:38
because I can't get the truck in the alley.
02:52:42
And so.
02:52:43
So I had to wheel the product like a block and a half.
02:52:48
And if it's like, whoa, these are for it takes.
02:52:50
Yeah. And that's.
02:52:51
And that's why that delivery took like 48 minutes.
02:52:55
Well yeah. He's got time for that.
02:52:57
That's all we get is number juice,
02:53:00
which is, don't go anywhere, world.
02:53:03
We don't care who owns the store.
02:53:04
Dude, you just don't talk about that.
02:53:06
The federal government just made a new task force today.
02:53:10
The federal government made a task force to fight.
02:53:13
He's actually a really nice guy.
02:53:15
I, I, I got along with him fine.
02:53:18
When I hear the U.S.
02:53:20
he would trust for us to fight.
02:53:22
I said, there's everything here for you.
02:53:24
I said, no, you're missing this, this and that.
02:53:26
And then he he looks.
02:53:28
I did the paperwork legitimately.
02:53:30
He looks it over, writes me a check sight unseen.
02:53:34
He trusts me explicitly.
02:53:37
And there was some unseen. There was.
02:53:40
I haven't delivered there in two years now.
02:53:43
But last time I delivered there, it, It took me forever.
02:53:47
But, I can't read it either. I can't read it.
02:53:50
Does it even.
02:53:52
Okay when I try to zoom in it.
02:53:53
Roll it.
02:53:56
It roll.
02:53:56
It changes the fucking picture instead of zooming in.
02:54:00
Even from,
02:54:03
that's just me swearing under my breath.
02:54:05
I know. Right.
02:54:05
And I'm going to find a better picture.
02:54:07
Don't be a Gary.
02:54:09
I try to respect Gary.
02:54:10
I know his Virginias can't handle that.
02:54:12
It's like Gary at all. He's a fuckface.
02:54:14
It's like if you were boxing with a woman, you're going to hold back some fights
02:54:17
because you feel sorry for the woman. That's kind of way.
02:54:19
I don't swear around Gary.
02:54:20
Same thing. I feel sorry for him because,
02:54:23
you know, for whatever reason,
02:54:26
although we all know that it's some fake virtue thing, that it's easy
02:54:29
not to swear and he can carry that around like it means something, man.
02:54:33
Even though all studies from Harvard and Yale prove that people that do not
02:54:36
swear are not as trustworthy, right?
02:54:39
And not as intelligent.
02:54:41
And I ain't been in the chair every 15 minutes roughly anyway.
02:54:44
Yeah, they already have a filter, a sensor and a veil,
02:54:49
and behind that are even more lies, more fraud.
02:54:54
That's Yeah.
02:54:55
My messages for flash.
02:54:58
Yeah. Should I play the last one or should we wait.
02:55:00
Well he's not here yet
02:55:01
because and I've been in the chair every 15 minutes roughly anyway. Yep.
02:55:05
I think he pounded that fifth already hammered.
02:55:07
I had to find a new gibber homophobe of a vibe of, Did you find that,
02:55:13
I've got another segment really quick, I guess, before we dive into the.
02:55:17
Yeah, I'm just looking for what cities are on the fucking as you already have.
02:55:21
Unless you already have, something for it there on.
02:55:23
What is it, people who get in the helicopter accidents on accident, man.
02:55:28
Dude, should we really? That's that was a that was.
02:55:31
I mean, I don't
02:55:33
please, please be nice.
02:55:39
Do you know the.
02:55:40
So I supported everybody.
02:55:41
I said 96% of pilots are men before we do this deep die crap.
02:55:47
I heard I heard the recording from the,
02:55:51
from the traffic control, and they
02:55:52
they told the helicopter to to either veer or go behind and everything was okay.
02:55:56
But for whatever reason, the helicopter pilot just went 100.
02:56:01
I think they were 100ft too low and right into the fucking plane.
02:56:05
And yes, there was a woman, female pilot.
02:56:09
Wait, the female woman?
02:56:11
Female woman.
02:56:12
I had to specify because there's other kinds of women.
02:56:16
No there aren't
02:56:18
no, I did I made sure I said gender and biological sex to cover both.
02:56:21
I did that intentionally or oh, no,
02:56:26
this is not one of those kind of shows.
02:56:28
Are his eyes real or are they?
02:56:30
We can't hear any sound.
02:56:31
Still, by the way, that red box that came out cut out your audio.
02:56:36
Your stoner.
02:56:36
Can you hear me?
02:56:40
None of your none of your video of the for like, of the last half hour.
02:56:44
Had any audio since you saw that red box?
02:56:46
You have to unshare and reshare and maybe even close and open your bro.
02:56:50
Why don't you?
02:56:52
I don't know, StreamYard said.
02:56:53
Fuck you.
02:56:54
Your audio is cut out from your share. You.
02:56:56
Yeah, you got to totally remove it.
02:56:57
Sometimes I do have to close my browser and reopen it, but not always.
02:57:01
So I started that I share.
02:57:03
I didn't have anything else that I really shared recently. Right.
02:57:05
The last two didn't have sound, that's all.
02:57:07
Well, it was just, you know, who cares?
02:57:09
It was just a video of the plane crashing.
02:57:10
But that one definitely mattered.
02:57:12
So I had the Reading Rainbow.
02:57:15
Oh, chicken attack, all that. Yeah.
02:57:17
While you reload that chicken into attack, I got lots of chicken attack.
02:57:21
And you are blaming Democrats?
02:57:23
All it. All right, I got those videos. Paints a pretty clear.
02:57:26
You just said no audio took place on Wednesday.
02:57:28
That's bad audio.
02:57:29
Yeah.
02:57:29
For example, is a reconstruction of the accident from the account.
02:57:33
After you lost audio, he said an audio that combines the radar
02:57:36
tracking data with audio from air traffic control.
02:57:40
And in this footage,
02:57:40
you'll hear the first relevant interaction between the tower and at Reagan airport.
02:57:45
And the Blackbird crew was, hey, this sounds like Ben Shapiro.
02:57:49
Testified that this happened with security.
02:57:52
And once I want to see firsthand what you were doing
02:57:55
about this trip, this
02:57:57
is the first true American 1630 tower when they went up for chapter 11,
02:58:00
when we first read, the settlement kicked off on a case you couldn't hear.
02:58:04
What the power. Yeah. Oh, here's
02:58:07
traffic light
02:58:07
south of the Woodrow Bridge, across it's 1200 feet, setting up for runway 33.
02:58:12
And then comes responsibility 25
02:58:13
on the traffic controller requesting visual separation.
02:58:15
And then visual separation is granted. The smaller.
02:58:17
This is a key moment.
02:58:18
Contrary to what you may have heard in the media,
02:58:20
the controller tells the Blackhawk pilot
02:58:23
exactly what plane to look out on you and where it is at that exact moment.
02:58:26
And the Blackhawk pilot states
02:58:28
that he sees the plane at the bridge and we'll avoid it.
02:58:31
At this point, everything's going normally,
02:58:33
and then about twice,
02:58:33
he says,
02:58:34
an alarm goes off in the control tower
02:58:36
because the two aircraft are on a collision course.
02:58:38
Now, obviously signals that the Blackhawk
02:58:39
pilot may not have followed the instructions.
02:58:40
And let's know what happens at that point.
02:58:45
Petrified like
02:58:47
petrified. That's on the staircase.
02:58:49
It's not a yeah, that's what I heard the past behind.
02:58:55
Buried 472 my best friend visual.
02:58:57
So we know why no one saw the.
02:59:01
We know why now or when.
02:59:06
Threatening.
02:59:07
Crash alert three.
02:59:08
Crash, crash, crash is the word.
02:59:09
Three.
02:59:12
Crash.
02:59:12
Crash crashes over three.
02:59:15
So this time around, the air traffic controller isn't very specific.
02:59:17
It doesn't state where exactly the passenger.
02:59:19
But I don't think they did anything wrong.
02:59:20
Pilot to avoid air traffic. Troll.
02:59:22
Probably because he assumes
02:59:23
they're still tracking the same plane you mentioned earlier.
02:59:25
He also doesn't give the helicopter pilots much time to respond.
02:59:28
And then, as you heard, within seconds the two aircraft collided.
02:59:30
So so there's another one that shows the air traffic
02:59:32
to the screen on this side and show up until that last second.
02:59:36
For some reason, the passenger jet at some point, but failed to tell anyone.
02:59:39
By the way, it's clear that air traffic control
02:59:40
guidance in those final seconds was lacking, to say the least.
02:59:43
And on top of that,
02:59:44
based on the radar data, Blackhawks pilots made a series of other mistakes.
02:59:47
In addition to failing to see.
02:59:48
Yet their night vision said they were 100m or less.
02:59:51
What they really were a helicopter was supposed to be below 200ft at this point.
02:59:56
That's a requirement
02:59:57
for all helicopters on that route at that point, right in front of runway.
03:00:00
So they were 100ft to high pass below the arriving traffic at the airport.
03:00:03
But in this case,
03:00:04
according to the radar data, the helicopter was flying above 300ft in.
03:00:08
Additionally, the helicopter with night vision slightly off course.
03:00:10
According to the published charts for this area,
03:00:12
the helicopter was supposed to be hugging the land.
03:00:14
Instead, it was over the water.
03:00:15
So here's how one aviation analyst described the problem.
03:00:18
Isn't
03:00:19
this helicopter was operating on route one, coming down the Potomac
03:00:22
River from the north, and then transitioning to route four
03:00:26
and continuing the route to the south towards Davidson Army Airfield.
03:00:29
If we look closer, look all this like Data Schmidt, like Ryan, these are actually.
03:00:34
These are actually roads set up for the plane.
03:00:36
Helicopter accidents on accident, man.
03:00:40
Yeah.
03:00:40
It's just it's just he's telling you.
03:00:42
He's telling you that this compares to the path that they fly.
03:00:45
That's actually a roadway in the air.
03:00:47
So to speed down the drone accidents on accident, I, I don't know closely.
03:00:51
At route one, a maximum altitude located right here is 200ft.
03:00:55
In this route is to hug the eastern shortly just the river fly.
03:01:00
But. So, listen, did I hear something wrong?
03:01:02
200ft like to stay or is this a video? Is this video too?
03:01:05
Because they said the night vision was 100m or 100ft.
03:01:08
Wilson Bridge.
03:01:09
So they thought they were 200ft.
03:01:10
They are really above the maximum altitude.
03:01:13
As we look at these two targets merge.
03:01:14
Check out the altitude Pat two five as they were.
03:01:16
Did they did a night vision and it looks like slightly to the right of the route.
03:01:19
Now he's up to 300ft. He's 100ft high.
03:01:20
They were doing night vision exercises so it would have been instruments
03:01:24
only 400ft right to five three feet.
03:01:28
They're the altitude.
03:01:29
That's their path right to the side where our buildings.
03:01:32
They always fly up and down the river.
03:01:34
It's confirmed.
03:01:34
This is the Omniglot.
03:01:36
Oh, dude, that river is the safest place to fly up and down with the passenger jet.
03:01:39
According to. They have a rule.
03:01:40
The planes fly over 300. The helicopters fly under 300.
03:01:42
That's fine. Pretty much every night it's virtually. Except the American Airlines.
03:01:45
They were like 20 planes and helicopters that closely came by that day
03:01:49
before they crashed.
03:01:50
They do it all the time, and they clearly fail to spot the plane
03:01:53
that was right in front of them.
03:01:54
According to the defense secretary, they also had night
03:01:56
vision on, which reduced their field of night vision.
03:01:58
Yes. Traffic control, thank you.
03:02:00
Also clearly failed to give all the guidance that needed to.
03:02:03
And that's not even scratching the surface.
03:02:05
So this is a new question on the helicopter.
03:02:07
Do you have visual using the helicopter.
03:02:09
You're also using night vision. Yes.
03:02:10
Then you don't have visual.
03:02:12
At the time of the accident, one controller was handling both
03:02:14
inbound planes and helicopters, where normally two controllers
03:02:17
pass those responsibilities. But can you pass so
03:02:21
I just learned something about air traffic controllers through this.
03:02:23
I figured that
03:02:24
I know maybe only major airports I thought had air traffic controllers,
03:02:28
but no, they've been all, subcontracted out to office
03:02:32
space in, like, New York and Vegas, and everything is done completely remotely
03:02:38
with radar and satellite and cameras
03:02:41
that there were in the tower looking at no small airports.
03:02:44
Small airports may still have a tower.
03:02:46
There may be people in the air in the tower, but those are not the air
03:02:49
traffic controllers that they're talking to.
03:02:50
The planes.
03:02:52
They may be they may be, they may be controlling, what you call
03:02:55
taxiing traffic and, you know, to the runways and stuff, but not the air.
03:03:00
There's only I forgot, it's so subcontracted out and only one company,
03:03:03
there's only, like, a few facilities
03:03:04
in the entire United States that does all the air traffic controls.
03:03:07
There's not just one person doing it.
03:03:09
I'm. It's a huge facility, and there should be enough people.
03:03:11
So whatever he's saying about 1 or 2 controlling the space is still accurate,
03:03:15
but it's subcontracted, subcontract to subcontracted out to remote locations.
03:03:22
I definitely did not say that. Right.
03:03:24
Do you know why
03:03:26
Fledge Rants Live?
03:03:27
This week we will be doing drugs.
03:03:30
You heard me right.
03:03:31
Drugs.
03:03:34
This is some of the most congested critical airspace in the entire country.
03:03:38
Washington we're evidently running.
03:03:40
It's at half capacity.
03:03:42
How exactly is that possible?
03:03:45
As you might remember, a little over a year ago, I did a few monologues
03:03:48
on the fact that a major aviation disaster was imminent in this country.
03:03:51
We talked about it several times over the course of a couple of months.
03:03:54
You probably remember,
03:03:55
and it got to the point where it felt redundant after a while,
03:03:57
because every week there'd be a new series of near-misses,
03:04:00
and every week the conclusion on this show would be the same,
03:04:02
that something terrible is going to happen to what he said, and soon.
03:04:06
It's just a statistical reality.
03:04:07
You can't come that close to that many times without something bad happening.
03:04:11
And really, we don't even have time to talk about all the near-misses.
03:04:13
In one of these monologues, I specifically pointed out
03:04:16
last weekend, collision avoidance system in most commercial airplanes doesn't help
03:04:20
prevent mid-air collisions when aircraft are close to the ground.
03:04:22
It's not designed to work below 1000ft. So yeah, maybe one time.
03:04:25
There's a very high risk of a midair collision.
03:04:28
Nearly, because that's exactly what happened here.
03:04:30
Well, let's go back next time.
03:04:31
If my Toyota can stop me from getting in a head on collision,
03:04:36
why don't planes have that?
03:04:39
And I understand it couldn't be last minute.
03:04:40
No, they can't stop in mid-air.
03:04:41
I'm not retarded, but, birds flying, air brakes.
03:04:47
Couldn't they have some type of detection system
03:04:50
that automatically communicates with one another?
03:04:52
And both planes go opposite way at the exact
03:04:55
instantaneous time to give them the best chance of no collision.
03:04:58
Why don't they have that one?
03:05:00
Whatever. I'm not a genius.
03:05:02
I'm not even smart.
03:05:03
But if both planes communicate at the same time, it's because, like, my.
03:05:06
My problem is if, like I've seen people on the road,
03:05:09
I've seen it
03:05:10
where both veered the same way,
03:05:11
and the only reason they crash is because they both tried to steer out of the way.
03:05:14
Yeah, you know what I mean? Like, right. Not left.
03:05:19
There isn't enough time to react.
03:05:21
Wait, hold on a second.
03:05:22
Hold on a second.
03:05:23
Did you just make that up or is that true?
03:05:26
I mean, there may be a circumstance where swerving right
03:05:28
would be the wrong case just because you might hit something else.
03:05:31
But yeah. Because if you both swerve it, say it again.
03:05:34
Just so everyone made sure you always, always whispering right, not left.
03:05:38
Swerve right. Always for right. Yeah, yeah.
03:05:41
So swerve towards your side of traffic not into.
03:05:45
Well that's a false thing.
03:05:46
Exactly. Did you just get up or is it true.
03:05:49
No, that's what I asked him.
03:05:51
I know is that because of me?
03:05:53
Is that because the ditch is probably safer than oncoming traffic?
03:05:57
Sure.
03:05:57
But at the same. Yes, but at the same time, I don't know.
03:05:59
Maybe both swerve left.
03:06:01
You'll you'll avoid each other regardless, you know.
03:06:03
Yeah, it would fix the problem.
03:06:04
I even walking in busy hallways.
03:06:06
I've done the stupid dance with people.
03:06:09
Yeah, yeah, I always find that funny. The
03:06:12
and windows.
03:06:13
The final solution is both go left.
03:06:16
I shake my head because that wrong.
03:06:19
Is it right? In Europe though?
03:06:21
Yes.
03:06:22
In Australia, some kind of Trump supporter.
03:06:26
Whoa.
03:06:27
To sort of go so offensive.
03:06:29
Just as New York has failed to prevent a mid-air collision and internet
03:06:31
and it's not Europe like some hop like, oh yeah.
03:06:33
Unfortunately obviously nobody died in English Channel right now is a good time
03:06:37
all to England for France switches from right to left.
03:06:43
I think drive on the right side of the road,
03:06:45
like in the middle of the tunnel.
03:06:50
In one tunnel, it switches in the tunnel.
03:06:53
It's, Yeah.
03:06:54
The tunnel switching sides. Yeah, yeah.
03:06:56
Chris crosses in the time.
03:06:58
That doesn't sound compatible.
03:07:00
And it's compatible.
03:07:02
How do they switch?
03:07:03
Do they stop? Is one higher than the other?
03:07:05
Because if there's criss cross crash.
03:07:07
That sounds fun.
03:07:08
It's. Yeah, it's criss cross crash.
03:07:10
It's a jump. It's like a ramp.
03:07:12
And and they, they fly through the air
03:07:16
against each other and.
03:07:18
All right, I'm being serious now.
03:07:19
I'm being serious.
03:07:20
I know, I know,
03:07:21
how do they make the right and the left switch in the middle of a tunnel?
03:07:25
Is that.
03:07:25
That's what you said?
03:07:26
Yeah. It's true, it's true.
03:07:28
How do they do it? Trick me on this.
03:07:30
How do they do it? They do it.
03:07:33
They.
03:07:33
They go in on the right and they pop out of the left.
03:07:36
Ways out yet?
03:07:38
But no, seriously, there has to be a put me on that and then there has to be.
03:07:43
Does it?
03:07:44
There has to be on the right and pops out on the left.
03:07:47
I don't see the other, the other traffic.
03:07:49
All I see is when I go in, I'm on the right
03:07:53
and when I pop out on the England side, I'm on the left.
03:07:56
I don't know why or how it has to be in.
03:07:59
There has to be a bridge or an intersection, or are you just full of shit
03:08:04
fracture?
03:08:06
This is this is easy.
03:08:07
This is easy stuff.
03:08:10
Is it all right then you fact check it,
03:08:12
I did, I've been there.
03:08:15
No, I mean right now under pressure.
03:08:17
Oh, I have a fracture type trap.
03:08:21
Wow, that sounds so offensive.
03:08:23
In fact, check. Check this.
03:08:25
I want T-shirts, fact check this.
03:08:29
Traffic swap.
03:08:30
Do it.
03:08:31
Yeah.
03:08:34
It was like the English Channel or whatever it is you're talking about.
03:08:37
The channel.
03:08:38
Channel? That's it.
03:08:41
So channel lanes hop in my.
03:08:43
It might just be my.
03:08:44
That's my third one, by the way.
03:08:47
Okay.
03:08:48
We did it.
03:08:51
Oh no. There's another channel swap.
03:08:52
How automobiles moving France and UK vice versa.
03:08:56
Just to driving on the other side.
03:08:59
Yeah. Makes the question nonsense.
03:09:01
It doesn't go to France.
03:09:03
What the channel does it go to France and it doesn't make sense.
03:09:07
Yeah.
03:09:08
Okay.
03:09:10
Why would either Britain or France?
03:09:11
How smooth is the transition of driving on the other side of the road?
03:09:16
It is smooth.
03:09:17
Drive off the shuttle, train the layout, learn things, road
03:09:20
the road to the terminal.
03:09:21
But it takes some adjustment because you're on there,
03:09:23
sitting on the wrong side of the car.
03:09:25
They say the reason you don't get confused is because the road is so busy,
03:09:28
so you just follow everyone else.
03:09:30
Yeah, it makes sense, but it doesn't tell me where it doesn't.
03:09:34
It is. But it's busy.
03:09:36
I don't think it's switches.
03:09:38
It switches.
03:09:40
You go in on the right, you pop out on the left.
03:09:43
I'm telling you, I've been there.
03:09:45
Do you go that far around the world that
03:09:48
because at a certain point doesn't.
03:09:50
Right, left switch. If you're going around this way.
03:09:53
No that doesn't. That's not a thing.
03:09:56
Sure it is.
03:09:58
Okay.
03:09:58
What point it is
03:09:59
if you're driving right at all, at what point would you reach the Earth?
03:10:03
I think it's called the point of no return.
03:10:04
Oh, the person right directly in front of you
03:10:07
is the very furthest person behind you.
03:10:14
What?
03:10:16
The person directly in front of you
03:10:19
is the furthest person behind you.
03:10:26
Okay, I said it.
03:10:27
Wait. Right, right. Yep yep okay. Yep.
03:10:29
Okay, okay.
03:10:30
I said it's way more condescending.
03:10:32
The second time.
03:10:36
So you understood it, Sanders.
03:10:37
I understood it as much as I understood Bernie.
03:10:39
Bernie Sanders. Okay, okay.
03:10:41
Any a you know, the problem of corruption, it's not just in the federal agents.
03:10:47
It's in Congress, too.
03:10:49
Almost all the members of this panel are accepting, including yourself
03:10:52
or accepting millions of dollars from the pharmaceutical.
03:10:55
That's right.
03:10:56
Oh, no.
03:10:56
No interest, no no no no, I was looking
03:11:01
I was looking for an applause sound drop for that.
03:11:04
Yeah, that was real organic applause in our Congress.
03:11:08
Oh, I thought that that woke up.
03:11:11
No, no, no, I ran for president.
03:11:13
Like, you know, I got no, I know millions of contributions.
03:11:18
They did not come from the executives.
03:11:20
Not one nickel of PAC money from the pharmaceutical industry.
03:11:24
They came 20, 28.
03:11:26
Look, you can tell
03:11:27
he was lying so much he just trailed off and didn't actually finish the sentences.
03:11:31
In 2020, you were the single largest
03:11:34
because I see for pharmaceutical money
03:11:37
from workers all over this country.
03:11:40
Workers you not not a nickel from corporate with a single largest
03:11:46
$2 000 for workers in 1.35 million.
03:11:50
Yeah, out of 200 million. All right.
03:11:53
But so since he made so much more money
03:11:56
from other people, it was okay.
03:11:59
So it was 1.5.
03:12:00
That sounds like a lot to you and me, right? Yeah.
03:12:03
But it was out of the 200 million he did
03:12:06
for a losing presidential campaign.
03:12:09
Yeah.
03:12:09
So you have to imagine that that year the winners got way more.
03:12:14
Yeah.
03:12:14
But it was less than 1%.
03:12:20
Excuse me.
03:12:22
You're welcome.
03:12:26
How bout you? It I better be myself.
03:12:29
Frees up to give that up.
03:12:32
Oh, to give that up.
03:12:36
I can't let you.
03:12:38
I'm that.
03:12:40
Oh, damn.
03:12:43
Well, yeah.
03:12:44
Oh, we mean,
03:12:47
just the,
03:12:50
Jimmy.
03:12:51
Yeah.
03:12:53
I mean, I understand that sounds like you and speech, Jimmy.
03:12:59
Yeah. I mean
03:13:02
Jim. Yeah, but that's because that's somebody
03:13:04
saying Jimmy over a fucking chicken cartoon.
03:13:08
Okay, okay, maybe it's fake, but I.
03:13:10
I want to I let me believe. We can believe.
03:13:13
All right. I'm sorry.
03:13:14
It's you of all people,
03:13:18
I guess
03:13:20
I just because I've made it up doesn't mean it's not true.
03:13:23
I can't stop it. It's still going in my ear.
03:13:24
I can't think straight.
03:13:26
I can't push any buttons.
03:13:27
I can't fight these.
03:13:29
Me, Jimmy, it's still in your head.
03:13:31
Yeah. Jimmy was yelling at me.
03:13:32
Jimmy, that's what you get for.
03:13:35
Leave your earbuds at home.
03:13:37
Have you seen that movie airborne?
03:13:40
I did, I think I had AirPods.
03:13:43
Okay.
03:13:46
Oh, yeah. This is all right.
03:13:47
I've got earbuds.
03:13:51
You got AirPods.
03:13:52
I've got earbuds together.
03:13:54
We've got earbuds.
03:13:56
They help.
03:13:57
Yeah, the b hole has a hole for sure. Why?
03:14:00
What do you like about the hole? Seems small, right?
03:14:03
I just don't like the holes.
03:14:05
The holes are tasty and flavorful.
03:14:07
The hole is
03:14:09
hole.
03:14:09
Just funny, I guess. Morgan Freeman guy.
03:14:12
Introducing.
03:14:13
Oh, I got all the chicken attacks already open.
03:14:15
That's why I can't fucking find them. Money can buy.
03:14:17
They're already open and.
03:14:21
Today's flash.
03:14:22
It's been brought to you by Hardy.
03:14:24
So today chickens don't like the standard black sheep.
03:14:28
That makes me want to go and get the ball trailer out.
03:14:31
So if that many chickens realized that they could work together,
03:14:37
oh, we'd be in trouble.
03:14:38
It'd be like a zombie apocalypse.
03:14:40
A few humans would be in trouble.
03:14:42
Oh, chicken apocalypse, bat zombie chicken apocalypse.
03:14:48
Wait, so that was good timing.
03:14:50
The sound of a yell.
03:14:53
Yeah.
03:14:54
All right, well, never mind.
03:14:56
We'll be fine.
03:14:57
These stupid chickens.
03:15:01
You know what?
03:15:01
One of my dogs is a Australian cattle herder I saw.
03:15:04
No, I didn't kill that.
03:15:07
Go on.
03:15:07
It is, blue is, He's blue here.
03:15:10
So, I saw a video of, one of them.
03:15:13
One of those dogs separating a gaggle of geese by color.
03:15:19
I couldn't even believe it.
03:15:21
You can probably look it up, but it's a video. We're colorblind.
03:15:23
Did these two dogs,
03:15:27
were assigned the duty of of separating the black geese
03:15:31
from the other ducks or whatever they were from the white ones.
03:15:35
And there was about a 5050 split, and I don't even know how they did it.
03:15:38
I don't think I
03:15:39
you of the three of us, could walk out in that field with all those ducks
03:15:43
and get the same groupings together, but they did it.
03:15:47
The friggin dogs separated all of the black ones
03:15:51
and all of the white ones into two groups, black and white.
03:15:55
Well, I that's pretty.
03:15:56
I thought you were going to say like off gray and off silver.
03:16:00
Oh no, it was black to me.
03:16:02
Oh, that seems pretty cut and dry.
03:16:04
Black and white, if you will. It's incredible.
03:16:07
Look up the video.
03:16:08
I should have probably seen it, but if they drained them, it's I mean I guess.
03:16:14
Yeah, it's still incredible.
03:16:15
It's incredible.
03:16:16
I think it's like it's like having a hamster solve a huge chunks cube.
03:16:21
It's like, is this, is this duck white or black
03:16:25
and black and white.
03:16:27
It's like white with black trim.
03:16:29
All right.
03:16:30
Maybe we can't highlight I was I was wrong, I could do it.
03:16:32
I think that's a white duck kind. That's a seagull.
03:16:34
Did remind you that that's wrong.
03:16:37
If you chase the duck, it'll run.
03:16:39
Oh yeah.
03:16:39
So get in front of the duck and look at his little booties.
03:16:42
And he's got red shoes on. Hello, duck.
03:16:45
My name is human name.
03:16:47
And I'm going to pick you up now place your hand
03:16:50
firmly underneath the duck, palm side up and lift.
03:16:54
Congratulations. You're now holding a duck.
03:16:56
Between the regulations, you're now. How do you know?
03:16:59
My favorite part of that is my name is human names and mistakes.
03:17:04
So you found yourself a duck, but you find yourself chasing with the list.
03:17:09
Always runs away when you try it.
03:17:10
Sometimes he does. I'm trying to have a list
03:17:13
a little, but
03:17:14
if you're behind, I think he's doing that because that's how ducks.
03:17:17
That's wrong.
03:17:18
Yeah, he's very cute.
03:17:19
So the duck under state of the duck.
03:17:22
An introduction can only understand a little bit like that.
03:17:25
Hello, duck.
03:17:26
Normally that my name. You ever heard Daffy Duck speak?
03:17:29
Kind of lift to pick you up to. Weird, right?
03:17:30
Place your say.
03:17:32
I'm going to lick you up now.
03:17:33
No, he did not.
03:17:35
Oh, good.
03:17:37
Well, that's that's not exactly the opposite of a chicken attack.
03:17:41
I did send you one that was the opposite of a chicken attack.
03:17:46
That said, the opposite of a chicken attack.
03:17:49
I've got the opposite of a chicken attack
03:17:52
here to attack.
03:17:53
There's a no.
03:17:55
Hold on, hold on.
03:17:55
I got a finish. Finished.
03:17:57
Chicken. Okay, this is the opposite. So,
03:18:01
this is like she's an animal with five.
03:18:04
They're going to wounded all those animals.
03:18:06
So head up to the slam tool and they're all chill.
03:18:10
Yeah, like the other chicken.
03:18:14
No. Oh, no, I didn't believe in me.
03:18:18
I cannot go, right.
03:18:19
I can't get my dogs to do that for you to be my safe.
03:18:23
Please.
03:18:24
Thank you.
03:18:25
That,
03:18:28
chicken.
03:18:30
Okay, now you can.
03:18:31
I think that's remarkable.
03:18:33
Human attack. Breaking news. There's an Amber alert.
03:18:35
Amber alert ambulance.
03:18:38
Is that right now? Updated.
03:18:40
Updated 55 minutes ago.
03:18:41
She's still not found. Oh.
03:18:49
But that's coming from the west today.
03:18:51
So there could be what happened on any major freeway,
03:18:53
which could be, you know, heading.
03:18:55
Oh, hang on a second.
03:18:56
So just because it's all right. Okay.
03:19:02
Okay.
03:19:03
Hey, hey. I'm sorry.
03:19:06
That's our flagged Amber alert
03:19:07
that wakes us all up at some time and some am in the morning.
03:19:10
Right.
03:19:10
We are waking up to the Amber alert before.
03:19:15
Nope.
03:19:16
No, no.
03:19:18
Yup. How do you stop that from happening on Apple?
03:19:22
I can turn off every alert on my phone
03:19:24
except for. Me
03:19:29
presidential alerts.
03:19:31
So, again, this is. I turn on my.
03:19:34
This is a 16 year old girl,
03:19:37
and we'll hear the rest of the details here.
03:19:40
Amber alerts for a pregnant 16 year old girl in pregnancy.
03:19:43
Say she may be with a 40 year old man who is the father
03:19:46
of her unborn child, and she's a 16 year old woman.
03:19:49
Oh, I don't think there's anything such thing as a pregnant girl.
03:19:52
16 year old girl.
03:19:53
Investigators say a 16 year old woman, 40 year old man
03:19:56
who is the father of her unborn child. Right.
03:19:58
So here's what we know for
03:20:00
Martha Franklin is three months pregnant.
03:20:02
It's like almost doubling since 9:00 last night. 22.
03:20:06
But in Beaver Dam, police think she may be with 40 year old Gary Day.
03:20:10
You see right here, the pair have a no contact order.
03:20:13
Police do not think they are still in Beaver Dam anymore.
03:20:16
They may be traveling
03:20:17
south in a black Buick Lacrosse sedan with Arkansas baby plates.
03:20:21
That's BBR r 20 L.
03:20:24
We're going to show you those pictures one more time.
03:20:26
If you happen to know anything, you can call them for their release.
03:20:29
The number of stolen at the bottom of your screen.
03:20:34
Notice his name.
03:20:40
His name is Gary.
03:20:42
Oh, yeah.
03:20:44
Nice.
03:20:46
So now he's gonna very attractive hairline.
03:20:49
That would have been the best face swap ever. Dude.
03:20:51
If you face swap. Oh damn it. Yeah.
03:20:54
God damn it.
03:20:56
Nothing.
03:20:56
No I can't see any possible danger there.
03:20:59
I know, right face of it.
03:21:05
Oh. Where is going after Gabriel's brother saying
03:21:07
Ryan's vote is for Phoenix, Coney Island.
03:21:09
Van Dyck, I guess, I do like Phoenix.
03:21:13
I wouldn't get a Coney there.
03:21:14
Do you get a Coney there? Probably not.
03:21:16
Yeah, I get anywhere.
03:21:18
I think I get breakfast there.
03:21:20
If you go to an establishment and pay over for an overpriced hotdog your dipshit
03:21:25
have for this thing on a named Tiny island, it's, like, new to the steakhouse.
03:21:30
They get a Coney corner jelly sandwich is $25 for you, and you fell for it.
03:21:35
Where is a peanut butter? 25? It's a joke.
03:21:38
It was a typo.
03:21:40
It's supposed to be 250.
03:21:41
They mistyped it at $25, so they left.
03:21:44
It took them three years to fix it, and now they know it does.
03:21:48
They decided not to it. It's hilarious.
03:21:52
They don't really charge you 25 bucks,
03:21:55
but a PB and J, according to the menu, $25.
03:21:59
It would have to be either really good or really big.
03:22:02
It's on Texas toast.
03:22:04
I'm telling you, it's a good sandwich, but.
03:22:05
And it's a value at 250, I don't Texas toast.
03:22:09
That's too much bread compared to peanut butter, I think.
03:22:11
No, they really load it on their, they're good.
03:22:15
Like they had the same chef there for.
03:22:17
He was that that.
03:22:18
Well what's the anti cap
03:22:21
called.
03:22:22
Well he wears that these tall I recognized them,
03:22:26
I could pick them up for about hats.
03:22:29
And you can.
03:22:31
I think it's a fashion.
03:22:32
It's a fashion. Hair helmet.
03:22:34
Fashion. It's called a fashion.
03:22:36
I think I learned my lesson about using just,
03:22:39
ordinary, plain old nouns, like,
03:22:43
I actually we hit an all time low last week.
03:22:46
Well, not an all time low, but we really dipped.
03:22:50
We've been averaging about 900 humble views every week.
03:22:54
We're here last week.
03:22:55
We're not even do a thousand yet.
03:22:57
It's like 980.
03:23:00
It's really bad choosing the standout topic.
03:23:03
Zombie was bad.
03:23:06
Zombies are popular.
03:23:08
Marvel's got a new zombie movie coming out.
03:23:10
Rock roll the clip.
03:23:11
Brady yeah, Marvel's on the topic.
03:23:15
I'm not rolling.
03:23:15
You can't clip.
03:23:16
No, you can't roll a marvel clip.
03:23:19
You can.
03:23:20
We've got the content. Okay.
03:23:22
How would the Miss Caption thing?
03:23:24
There's this guy. There's this guy that does it,
03:23:25
but he turns it diagonally and flips it and stuff.
03:23:28
I just I'm well, Brady can get the can.
03:23:30
This caption pulled up. I can tell
03:23:33
we're back in
03:23:35
here.
03:23:36
Jim, that's the dizzle.
03:23:39
I created an animal attack trailer, left him
03:23:42
bloodied and concerned for his neighbor's safety.
03:23:45
There is a misspelling in the
03:23:48
in the caption of the that.
03:23:52
Oh, I didn't realize that was a real nut that I
03:23:56
in the trailer that I sent you the link for.
03:23:59
So I bet you the trailer you sent me was called a fan created
03:24:02
trailer and I this is my this is my theory on these myths.
03:24:06
You know how I'll do weird things like that?
03:24:08
Yeah, many times as we prompt it with typos and grammatical errors,
03:24:12
it looks like a real trailer.
03:24:14
It thinks that's how we talk.
03:24:15
Yeah, the the fan trailers often look better.
03:24:18
More often than not, it would pick the correct version, wouldn't
03:24:23
it? I already
03:24:24
know it's a fan trailer, so we can play it.
03:24:27
Oh no it's not. It's the first trailer.
03:24:30
It's real. Well, let's see what.
03:24:32
Let's see what. Maybe.
03:24:33
So you here still created it? I don't know.
03:24:36
Wait, is it real?
03:24:37
But one reality?
03:24:40
Ever since The Walking Dead, like, zombies have been big.
03:24:44
Well, that's the that's who's, that's whose channel we're on.
03:24:47
And now it's.
03:24:48
I hate people that do that.
03:24:50
I'm gonna kill somebody else. Yeah.
03:24:51
So. Yeah. Right. Look look look look look.
03:24:54
So as soon as you see this, hang on and in a minute.
03:24:58
Where is he? Where is he?
03:24:59
It was so fast. Did I miss it?
03:25:01
Where's the little spinner guy?
03:25:03
Moonstones.
03:25:05
Anyways, I saw them. What's his name?
03:25:06
You know this guy from fucking Marvel?
03:25:10
Oh, yeah. So,
03:25:13
Mr. Miyagi, doctor strange.
03:25:16
Doctor strange, that was an actual old clip of Doctor Strange.
03:25:20
So, yeah, this is just because it. Okay, so it is.
03:25:23
Let's see.
03:25:23
Does it say fan big big big big big big.
03:25:28
Please note this video is a concept trailer created solely for the artistic
03:25:31
and entertainment purposes.
03:25:32
I have meticulously incorporated various effects sound designs, eye
03:25:35
to eye technologies.
03:25:36
They can't spell, movie, email and handle geopolitics and LG analytics.
03:25:41
I said anal Geo lyrics and other elements to bring my vision to life.
03:25:45
Its purpose is purely artistic, aiming to entertain and engage
03:25:49
with the YouTube community.
03:25:50
My goal is to showcase my creativity and storytelling skills through this trailer.
03:25:55
Steal from Disney.
03:25:56
Thank you for your support and let's dive into this world of imagination.
03:25:59
That being said, our videos this this show are riddled
03:26:04
with the words Marvel Disney Trailer, zombies.
03:26:07
Yeah, also fuck you you fucking.
03:26:12
Know I always gonna deal with it.
03:26:16
I'm going to really no doubt on.
03:26:17
Afterwards, I'll check my SEO analytics and find out exactly how it affected it,
03:26:22
because things it's in some chicken assault.
03:26:28
There's no such thing in the termination.
03:26:32
Determination is fake.
03:26:34
Predetermination.
03:26:40
But, dear ledger,
03:26:42
be better to see video for quite.
03:26:46
I have a dear friend whose husband passed away six years ago.
03:26:49
They had a 45 year marriage with plenty of ups and downs.
03:26:53
She's 81 and in excellent health.
03:26:55
You think she was 60 if you met her?
03:26:57
She's very youthful and full of energy.
03:26:59
The problem is, when I'm with her, she constantly talks about her
03:27:02
late husband, and it's as if he's still with us.
03:27:05
Quote oh, Joe would love this.
03:27:08
Or quote Joe always said, dot dot
03:27:12
Joe would say dot dot, dot, etc.
03:27:15
during one luncheon she mentioned him 20 times as if we were sitting.
03:27:19
He was sitting with us.
03:27:20
In retrospect, her marriage now seems to have become
03:27:23
the greatest love story ever told, and Joe has risen to sainthood.
03:27:28
It's unnerving.
03:27:29
Is this healthy behavior?
03:27:31
It seems excessive to me.
03:27:32
On the anniversary of his death, she says she's going to stay home to be with Joe,
03:27:37
which translates to her being at home alone, becoming depressed and crying.
03:27:42
I hear how sad and emotionally drained she is afterwards.
03:27:45
I am at a loss about what to do.
03:27:47
If anything, I offer a sympathetic ear but should say,
03:27:50
but should I say anything to her?
03:27:51
And if so, what she has a grief counselor
03:27:55
and I'm wondering if she's if she's really helping her move forward.
03:27:58
My friend seems stuck in the role of grieving widow.
03:28:02
I don't mean to be insensitive to long to losing a life partner,
03:28:05
but I worry about her mental state.
03:28:07
Please advise of what I can say or do to help her
03:28:10
sign doesn't seem normal in California.
03:28:14
Okay, it doesn't seem normal.
03:28:16
That's probably what doesn't seem normal.
03:28:18
You thinking that she should move on when she clearly has not?
03:28:23
How well you say.
03:28:24
I think Joe would really appreciate that a little more frequently.
03:28:28
And you? What's weirder?
03:28:30
Her mentioning the love of her life or you counting how many times
03:28:34
she does.
03:28:39
It it is weird, right?
03:28:40
Like she's just an old lady, just like going, oh,
03:28:42
my husband, you know, it's like, just let her have that.
03:28:44
I don't know what the fuck you want to do, right?
03:28:45
Exactly.
03:28:46
Who's a shit who's supposed to be out on the prowl?
03:28:48
She's supposed to be looking for a fresh dick or something like that.
03:28:53
You know, you're dating someone too young.
03:28:55
This is not related, but kind of, you know,
03:28:58
you're dating someone too young when they keep bringing up their parents.
03:29:07
Yeah, that's what my mom says I have.
03:29:10
Great. Yeah, yeah, I had a girl I invented.
03:29:13
I haven't I invited my
03:29:16
Cuban cousin my age, my generation to my bachelor party,
03:29:20
but I also invited my my father and my uncles.
03:29:23
I mean, I was 30, I was 30, I was 30.
03:29:26
What do you even know? What kind of bachelor party was it?
03:29:27
Was a stripper.
03:29:28
Okay. Later, I had, like a two phase party.
03:29:31
I had a family party and a friend. But anyways. All right.
03:29:34
Okay, I was 30. Keep in mind, I was 30.
03:29:36
My cousin was, you know, 30s, 20, late 20s.
03:29:40
He came, he pulled me aside. He was all pissed off.
03:29:42
He goes, dude, I didn't know you were inviting adults to the party.
03:29:44
Kind of like what? You guys just responded.
03:29:46
Why was that so weird? What do you mean?
03:29:48
Yeah, I mean, we were all adults, I thought, but
03:29:52
they were still children talking about their parents.
03:29:54
That's what it referred to. What you were saying is you should worry, right?
03:29:56
People always refer to their parents and
03:29:59
we're not adults.
03:30:01
You're an adult way before your parents. I.
03:30:04
Unless, of course,
03:30:05
they're in a helicopter or plane flown by too soon.
03:30:09
Never mind.
03:30:11
Hahaha.
03:30:13
Oh, I found it!
03:30:14
Oh no! Son of a fucking bath!
03:30:15
Wow. After eight fucking nights.
03:30:16
Tough fight.
03:30:17
Son of a bitch.
03:30:20
There we go.
03:30:26
There's.
03:30:31
Yeah.
03:30:31
Watch this. It's screws.
03:30:34
So I already know the secret.
03:30:37
Yeah.
03:30:39
Here it is.
03:30:41
Here you go.
03:30:46
It's like magic.
03:30:48
Oh, do you want me to tell you how it works?
03:30:51
No. Did you drive through it or watch it?
03:30:55
Oh, you don't stop. You don't stop.
03:30:57
So that tells you there's no intersection, right?
03:30:59
I knew there was a little tunnel.
03:31:03
Oh, there's three tunnels. There are.
03:31:05
That's the bad one trick. That's.
03:31:09
There's no magic.
03:31:10
One of them is for a train. Oh,
03:31:14
but the trains always go in the same direction.
03:31:17
So there's two tunnels for trains and one for the car.
03:31:20
And the car has a lift that it literally goes that you go up
03:31:23
and over to the other side.
03:31:25
So the word we were looking for was bridge.
03:31:30
There's a bridge in the tunnel,
03:31:33
not a bridge.
03:31:35
Oh, wait, we are going to go through it.
03:31:41
Oh, yeah.
03:31:41
And by the way, your car actually never drives.
03:31:43
Never drives what?
03:31:46
Your car goes onto a train.
03:31:48
Also, I thought is what they said.
03:31:50
These are cars on the train.
03:31:52
Yeah, I didn't go I didn't get to.
03:31:54
So not you just
03:31:55
I think once you go,
03:31:56
once you go into one of the sides, I think you board a train
03:31:58
and then you get off the train and drive out.
03:32:00
So it looks like you're driving. I could be wrong. See,
03:32:04
I like learning, but
03:32:08
it's like when you were selling.
03:32:08
Selling cat food. I thought you were getting all virtuous.
03:32:10
I thought instead of being funny and trying to go for laughs,
03:32:13
we can try and teach people.
03:32:15
I thought, that's what you're going to say for a minute.
03:32:19
Don't know if I was like,
03:32:21
oh my God, what are we going to turn into, you know, oh, look at us.
03:32:24
Look, we're in the tunnel.
03:32:25
We're entertainment.
03:32:29
You know what?
03:32:30
So is the NBA there no food?
03:32:34
The NBA is not listed as a sports league.
03:32:37
They're listed as exclusively entertainment.
03:32:40
Yeah, I don't like in the same way the fortuneteller was on the nine, nine,
03:32:43
seven, six numbers.
03:32:44
Used to say we are for entertainment purposes only.
03:32:47
You got that? Gave them.
03:32:48
That gave them a license to live.
03:32:51
Yes, yes.
03:32:51
I'm I'm suggesting that the NBA is completely fixed and rigged.
03:32:56
Yes. Did you see you just went to the Lakers?
03:32:59
I'm in for Boston.
03:33:01
Something.
03:33:02
No, Luka, don't do that, I think.
03:33:05
Oh no way.
03:33:07
Yeah. The best player in the whole.
03:33:09
Yeah.
03:33:10
People in LA and people definitely people in Dallas.
03:33:13
They definitely care.
03:33:15
They. Yeah.
03:33:16
Well, speaking of this like river
03:33:18
or body of water, have we got the Gulf of America?
03:33:22
Oh, yeah, the Gulf of America. It's real.
03:33:25
Brady warned us, but I didn't believe him
03:33:28
in my face. Me?
03:33:32
I know it's brain states that check on them.
03:33:34
Oh, wait, that's hurricane shit.
03:33:37
Really?
03:33:38
Shit. Is she painting with her feet?
03:33:41
Yeah, we looked at it already.
03:33:42
Oh, you don't care.
03:33:43
You walked away. She's still there.
03:33:46
Oh, here. Come on.
03:33:47
What was I looking for? Jim?
03:33:49
Look at. Okay, so here's a group.
03:33:50
Here's some videos labeled one is wait, what?
03:33:53
Another one is no way. Another one is trick shots.
03:33:55
I guess that's your fixing your. No way.
03:33:57
And have we seen this one already?
03:33:59
So let's start. Okay. Have we seen this one already?
03:34:01
Right. Attack. It's like eight minutes long.
03:34:05
We saw it.
03:34:05
No way.
03:34:06
And one second.
03:34:07
And for the record, we did see it already.
03:34:10
Yeah.
03:34:13
Chicken.
03:34:13
But is the only spot on.
03:34:15
But the no way.
03:34:18
Watch the high.
03:34:19
Okay. High wind.
03:34:22
Disc golf putting.
03:34:23
You're not going to believe it. Oh.
03:34:31
I didn't see it.
03:34:35
Oh, these tricks are crazy.
03:34:38
These are the trick shots.
03:34:40
Watch this guy
03:34:42
driving his boat.
03:34:45
It takes more guts to sit there, not flinch.
03:34:47
You know how many times he missed, right?
03:34:50
Yeah. How many?
03:34:50
Just close.
03:34:55
Wait.
03:34:56
It's swinging.
03:34:57
Well, you were running for.
03:34:59
What was the running for? Just for effect.
03:35:00
He had to get there before the stop swinging.
03:35:03
So it starts.
03:35:03
Start slows down. Swing it.
03:35:05
Oh, he had to swing it.
03:35:07
Yeah, yeah.
03:35:07
Is that.
03:35:08
I'm like,
03:35:08
why is he running back to the camera just because he started the pendulum?
03:35:13
Poor guy.
03:35:14
He's on a tripod. He doesn't have a friend to hold the camera or fucking.
03:35:16
So somebody threw the disc to him?
03:35:18
Yeah, he had a friend throwing that Frisbee.
03:35:20
All right. I feel much better for him now.
03:35:22
Now there's, like, they sit here all day
03:35:24
and then record these, and then they go, right? Yeah.
03:35:26
They try it 100 times over until it.
03:35:28
Dude, you've you've all been hit with these discs too.
03:35:31
They're not frisbees.
03:35:32
That takes guts to. Yeah.
03:35:35
Oh yeah. Yeah. They've got a sharp edge. Hard sharp.
03:35:37
Show the.
03:35:37
No wait.
03:35:38
Why don't. On my shin.
03:35:40
It's a high wind speed.
03:35:43
Previous putt.
03:35:44
I saved my daughter when she was like, two.
03:35:46
And I still have a mark on my shin.
03:35:49
Ooh. All they did was kind of look at where it was last time.
03:35:52
And then he just aimed at for.
03:35:53
But yeah, as far as timing you got to throw when it's there.
03:35:56
So it comes back and comes there.
03:35:58
But he's probably push that at the exact same spot.
03:36:01
You know hundreds of times more than a few times. Yeah.
03:36:03
We got one.
03:36:06
Wait, you mean this wasn't five out of five shot?
03:36:09
Fuck you.
03:36:10
You just ruined it for me. Like I ruined things for Gary.
03:36:13
Yeah, this is what I'll be able to do in my backyard in, like, a year or two.
03:36:16
I'll have all these, like, I'll be able to nail these.
03:36:18
I'll just put a camera up and go, oh, wow, look at I nail this shot
03:36:22
from here and nail that shot from there, because I'll just take the best of.
03:36:25
See, I learned that's all I have to do.
03:36:27
I can play drums until I record myself and then.
03:36:29
And I can play in a stage with a band.
03:36:31
But I've been trying to play live and I can't play well enough.
03:36:33
And when you record, you notice every mistake.
03:36:35
So that's the idea.
03:36:37
I'll just record myself play drums all the times, and cherry pick
03:36:40
the two times that I actually played. Well.
03:36:42
You're like, if you're like, brilliant.
03:36:44
I don't know why I didn't think of that.
03:36:46
Yeah.
03:36:46
If you're recording audio and you're maybe like on a voicemail
03:36:48
and you're just off the cuff, like you can't just like
03:36:52
you can't change anything, but if you record it in
03:36:55
an audio interface first, you kind of want to edit a bunch of it
03:36:58
and then like clip things out, and then it ends up taking three hours.
03:37:03
Oh, dude, I've lost.
03:37:04
I lost days to this fucking show, motherfucker.
03:37:07
I'm just like, this is fun, this is fun, this is fun.
03:37:10
It's day like now. I don't.
03:37:12
What the fuck just happened?
03:37:14
So. So, don't we have one more voice? Wait.
03:37:16
I gotta find the air.
03:37:17
One that he's talking about. Yeah. Let's see more.
03:37:20
I'm not sharing the right screen. There we go.
03:37:22
Oh. Does that count?
03:37:27
Yeah. That counts.
03:37:28
Yeah, count.
03:37:29
So, yeah, it's bullshit.
03:37:32
So the wind.
03:37:33
Right. So the wind totally picked it up.
03:37:36
Picks it up off the ground.
03:37:38
Why did you blow away from the basket? No.
03:37:40
Why'd you go?
03:37:42
Was it spinning? Surprise.
03:37:43
Like yeah, it's fake. I would be like, oh my God.
03:37:46
You know, he's like, oh, I'd be like, Holy shit.
03:37:49
What? Fake.
03:37:50
You're such a skeptic.
03:37:52
You think everything is fake?
03:37:54
Do you know why you answer?
03:37:56
Everything's fake.
03:37:57
Thank you. It is.
03:37:58
Yeah.
03:37:58
Because we live in a, matrix.
03:38:01
I listed my and gave a list of my favorite skeptics.
03:38:05
But.
03:38:08
Yeah.
03:38:08
Was I on it?
03:38:09
Fuck you then.
03:38:10
No, you didn't make the cut.
03:38:13
Brady's going.
03:38:16
What are we going to know?
03:38:18
Number one, all time.
03:38:22
All time gay.
03:38:24
Michael Shermer.
03:38:27
Sorry, Brady.
03:38:27
Don't even hold the candle.
03:38:28
Oh. Brady's got that's message for flash.
03:38:38
Oh. Is it?
03:38:39
Hey, this is it.
03:38:40
You really, You ready?
03:38:43
Barry? Yeah.
03:38:44
So, that I have a second question.
03:38:49
Just you guys, is it as loud as it is chunky?
03:38:53
And, battery life?
03:38:56
Then what happens when you, Yeah.
03:39:02
That's a good,
03:39:08
Go. Just, if I need to make up for,
03:39:10
you know, time is short, and, apparently, money just can buy more life.
03:39:17
I kind of thought it could, but, it can only get so much. And,
03:39:23
but just kind of curious,
03:39:25
until me after my friend,
03:39:28
if I got started with some good shells before I die, so I could.
03:39:34
We could play that the shit hole.
03:39:37
But, you know, maybe, you know, easy, big guy out.
03:39:46
There's no good place.
03:39:48
There's no bad place.
03:39:49
There's just
03:39:51
this place.
03:39:53
What happened to Brady?
03:39:54
I miss Brady one.
03:39:57
Brady used to be part of the show.
03:39:58
How is the know? Never mind. That's on my.
03:40:02
He started a half hour after we started.
03:40:05
And he cut out a half hour before we ended.
03:40:08
Today.
03:40:10
So this is the
03:40:11
the Brady and waits till the end of my shift.
03:40:15
This is the Gary our show.
03:40:17
Did you, it's the Gary and draw show
03:40:22
because Gary has, above and so below because he's so close.
03:40:29
He does Gary and draw.
03:40:32
This is the show
03:40:35
Gary.
03:40:35
And draw Gary under.
03:40:41
I think that's how it goes.
03:40:43
We met on bumpers.
03:40:44
The best there.
03:40:51
Is you don't answer that question of
03:40:55
me. This is the zombies.
03:40:57
Thank you.
03:40:58
Take this.
03:40:59
I do want this. Runs to show you.
03:41:01
Everyone is the top of my.
03:41:05
If you know this is the zombies. For.
03:41:21
Open up
03:41:23
from. The.
03:41:28
Show.
03:41:29
Who's your daddy?
03:41:30
You inspired me to take us time.
03:41:35
Any time on the show.
03:41:38
What? You need to tell it to me.
03:41:41
So this is what I really want to know.
03:41:46
The top of my season
03:41:49
for no. No.
03:42:03
I. Need to show.
03:42:27
Know that you
03:42:30
got me to take on.
03:42:38
You do do.
03:42:39
Just do this.
03:42:45
One as well.
03:42:45
Go straight into the, cranberries.
03:42:50
By the German Marshall.
03:42:52
Should.
03:42:54
I don't have one.
03:42:55
My mother reproduce like a Komodo dragon.
03:42:58
And having on the back of a motorcycle and crashed inside of a locomotive
03:43:01
with Batmobile.
03:43:02
It's like cannon, a psycho, a loaded handgun,
03:43:04
Michelangelo with a paint gun in a tantrum.
03:43:06
I don't know what a can.
03:43:10
Nice.
03:43:12
How did the cranberries turn out?
03:43:15
What else?
03:43:16
I got? Country jr.
03:43:17
Oh, it's the kid. Hold on.
03:43:20
What the fuck? I'm like, I don't know.
03:43:22
I want interrupt on a roll. No, we never good.
03:43:25
We never got to the, the the caller question.
03:43:28
The caller got a question and Gary never answered it.
03:43:31
No. Well you shoot again, but I got a better version of the caller here.
03:43:35
Okay. Is it the same? What I have?
03:43:37
Oh, that's.
03:43:38
Hey, this is a Joe Berry.
03:43:41
You pretty berry?
03:43:43
Yeah.
03:43:43
So, that they had a second question and,
03:43:47
that just you guys, talking about the consciousness
03:43:53
and, afterlife and what happens when you die?
03:43:58
Yeah. I I'm just kind of curious.
03:44:01
Is is there a heaven?
03:44:04
Okay, that's a dumb question.
03:44:06
There it is.
03:44:07
I really got some stuff I need to make up for.
03:44:10
You know, time is short, and, apparently, money just can't buy more life.
03:44:16
I kind of thought it could, but, you can only get so much.
03:44:21
And, but just kind of curious, hunt and the afterlife.
03:44:28
But, if I gotta start doing some good shit, but before I die.
03:44:33
And so I go to the good place, and that the shit hole.
03:44:37
But, you know, let me, let me know what you think that got out.
03:44:43
I did answer this earlier, but I'm happy to repeat.
03:44:47
There is no good place.
03:44:48
There is no bad place.
03:44:50
You do get one shot at this.
03:44:52
And and I'm not saying there's no multiverse
03:44:55
or energy doesn't go on forever.
03:44:58
I'm not saying any of that.
03:44:59
I'm not saying there are infinite use.
03:45:01
I'm saying for practicality sake, for it, for the purpose
03:45:05
of your actual conscious
03:45:09
awareness, which is all your your experience is filtered through
03:45:14
everything is filtered through your conscious brain.
03:45:19
Therefore this is it.
03:45:21
And no, you can't make up for anything.
03:45:24
No, you don't get to to score points.
03:45:28
This it make no mistake.
03:45:39
So make.
03:45:40
That was just late for the Biden.
03:45:42
We don't we don't have any comments because we didn't have
03:45:46
we put the talks this week.
03:45:48
There's, there's, there's two new, you know, what amount
03:45:52
I put them, I put them out on, Twitter and TikTok still.
03:45:57
Yeah.
03:45:57
TikTok one is a laugh, one are laughing faces, and the other one is
03:46:00
just commenting on what the video is mentioning.
03:46:04
They weren't necessarily commenting on what we were talking about.
03:46:07
Laughing. Yeah.
03:46:08
We got some extreme laughing.
03:46:10
Yeah. That's good. They thought it was really funny.
03:46:12
Yeah. I mean, I'm sick of it.
03:46:14
All right. Let's.
03:46:15
I prefer the ones that say what?
03:46:17
It's the stupid, ugly dude saying.
03:46:20
Yeah, it's much better to get laughing faces
03:46:21
than, like, somebody trying to get you fired.
03:46:25
Laughing, I don't know,
03:46:26
I guess any content that I really ever happened.
03:46:29
I wasn't joking about my job either.
03:46:33
It seemed to been passed over as a joke, but I can't wait to spend my wife.
03:46:37
Two weeks left, two weeks left at my main gig.
03:46:40
So I lost the last one major.
03:46:42
I lost one major account, which I can say because I don't work there anymore
03:46:46
because of the I didn't shoot.
03:46:47
We forgot how to get draw to lose this job over this show.
03:46:52
We can try.
03:46:52
We should just do this full time anyway,
03:46:56
I pretty much I'm not I'm not a full time
03:46:57
bladesmiths now I do do it.
03:47:00
No, we don't call that. You're going to code. Are you going to cut with it?
03:47:04
Well, just
03:47:06
to listen.
03:47:10
It's solid on that side.
03:47:11
But this side,
03:47:14
not so much.
03:47:15
I've never seen them use that technique on the show.
03:47:19
Really?
03:47:20
Is this an like packed where sound will never ding, will it ding.
03:47:24
Is that what they ask? Where we think will it cut?
03:47:27
Well, it lifting well you can see the the tactic
03:47:30
that I like work best I call that did it.
03:47:35
So we have opal groves.
03:47:37
No Opal grove games.
03:47:40
Let's see if we can see Henry Ford health facility looks like it's Baltic.
03:47:44
Oh, I'm delivered there. Wait. I'm sorry.
03:47:47
This is terrible.
03:47:48
This isn't. Wait.
03:47:49
This is jail, not go. That's boardwalk. Oh.
03:47:52
That's like.
03:47:53
No, this is this is the light color.
03:47:55
This is why is it called Oriental anymore?
03:47:57
Did they change that to.
03:48:02
You know this dude, this is this is city advertise.
03:48:04
Look, the Henry Ford health, these are all buildings in Detroit.
03:48:07
I get it, because it's Detroit.
03:48:09
I was thinking it was going to be, you know, roads, aren't they?
03:48:12
Aren't they roads in monopoly, the Wayne City
03:48:15
courthouse, music hall, center for the performing arts.
03:48:20
You can get a yacht instead of a instead of a, railroad,
03:48:23
you know, because they wouldn't dare put the line up there
03:48:28
while the yachts going down the Detroit River.
03:48:30
I'm sure
03:48:32
you get a tune up, you get paid 200 bucks.
03:48:34
There's River walk instead of boardwalk.
03:48:36
Isn't that clever?
03:48:38
It's.
03:48:38
It's Riverwalk instead of boardwalk.
03:48:40
I say.
03:48:42
And Campus Martius Park.
03:48:43
Those are your two. No. I'm sorry, those are.
03:48:48
Hopefully we're good.
03:48:49
We're going to keep going. Oh I hate oh, look at. There's this.
03:48:51
There's American Coney Island.
03:48:52
It has a board.
03:48:53
Of course it does, because they're selling it.
03:48:56
Know Lafayette
03:48:57
there's Detroit Metro airport, Milliken State Park,
03:49:01
Detroit Zoo.
03:49:03
Where are you going? We can't see the board from there.
03:49:05
Where are you going?
03:49:06
Yeah, I don't care about.
03:49:07
Well, first of all, the Detroit Zoo is in Royal Oak.
03:49:09
Secondly, Metropolitan Detroit airport is in Romulus.
03:49:14
Yeah. Book tower.
03:49:15
I don't know what Book Tower is to building, but
03:49:20
I would like Cobo
03:49:21
get the game at the Detroit Institute of Art.
03:49:24
You can get it at Barnes and Noble, as well as some of the businesses featured
03:49:28
on the game. So make sure to
03:49:31
what a great
03:49:32
what a great way to co promote a game.
03:49:35
Yeah.
03:49:38
And a hot dog.
03:49:41
So let's move on to this one.
03:49:43
Let's get this whole damn thing out of the way.
03:49:48
What is it.
03:49:51
Oh yeah.
03:49:52
It appears it appears now we went over this conspiracy show
03:49:57
and I insisted that it was the guy riding up front.
03:50:00
I didn't think it was the driver, but I thought it was this guy.
03:50:03
By the way, his head moved, right?
03:50:05
I thought it was a four seater.
03:50:07
I think Mandela Effect.
03:50:13
Yeah, I think you just seen it from the one camera angle,
03:50:15
and you assume the people in the middle were the drivers
03:50:17
because of the windshield, because of the the the arch for the
03:50:21
you know what I'm saying? This. No.
03:50:24
Yeah.
03:50:24
I'll show you the footage.
03:50:25
You do not see the driver and the guy in this.
03:50:28
It's the angle.
03:50:29
Looks like there's only four people in the car.
03:50:31
And that's.
03:50:31
I mean, Zapruder was a for the to prove
03:50:36
the murder of.
03:50:39
So this video, if it's real which is it?
03:50:43
Who knows if it is. So I heard this elsewhere in it.
03:50:46
It was hard to even find anything that says anything about this.
03:50:49
It's definitely conspiracy.
03:50:50
But they are releasing new JFK stuff.
03:50:54
I think they're just trying to get people to.
03:50:55
What kind of a sick fuck uses Asmr?
03:50:58
Was that the explosion or is it his skin splattering all over these whispering?
03:51:03
He's whispering yes.
03:51:07
Oh, hear any sound?
03:51:11
Wait a minute.
03:51:13
Oh, wow.
03:51:13
There is no sound.
03:51:14
So don't watch the gruesome head exploding.
03:51:16
Watch.
03:51:17
The driver who appears to suddenly now is.
03:51:19
This must be the new footage or we're all blind.
03:51:22
He literally turns around and you can see him pull
03:51:24
what looks like a pistol and shoot right up the middle of the car.
03:51:28
Both of them turn around and kind of check before he has had explodes.
03:51:33
Yeah, because that was the there was supposedly two shots, right.
03:51:36
So they would have heard a shot, a shot with a twist
03:51:37
by or hit him and didn't pulverize it, didn't explode
03:51:41
like he's already hit.
03:51:42
I'm pretty sure he's already hit.
03:51:44
That would explain her wanting to get the fuck out of the car, but
03:51:46
why wouldn't she have said anything? Bam!
03:51:53
Oh, I just that's awfully convenient.
03:51:58
It looks like a hand holding a pistol,
03:52:01
right? I mean, it looks like he.
03:52:03
It looks like he. Bro, I just.
03:52:06
Wow. Shot by the driver.
03:52:08
Artifact.
03:52:12
But it makes sense because of the angle.
03:52:14
I don't I don't know where that's from.
03:52:17
Do we know where that's from?
03:52:18
It's from marijuana and Marianne.
03:52:20
So I'm sure it's credible.
03:52:22
I've heard that.
03:52:23
I heard it sounds like a conspiracy.
03:52:27
It's the only video I could find.
03:52:28
I that's why I always thought that conspiracy elsewhere.
03:52:31
And I can you can barely find any information on it,
03:52:33
because all that comes up is all the declassification stuff.
03:52:36
That's going to be coming up.
03:52:37
It's kind of burying whatever conversation is going on about
03:52:41
the conspiracy that he lies.
03:52:44
The guy that's riding in the car lies and says he was not in the car,
03:52:49
even though there's evidence that says he was in the car.
03:52:52
He says he was in the car behind.
03:52:54
That's what makes me think shenanigans.
03:52:57
Right off the bat.
03:52:57
There's a bunch of lies, and even the unredacted reports.
03:53:01
But if they just changed cars, they just said, there you go on.
03:53:03
That one.
03:53:05
Then he would have said that.
03:53:06
He said, I was not in the car with Kennedy.
03:53:09
But he was he was in the video, watched online.
03:53:12
He comes from he can be telling the truth.
03:53:15
Would you agree that there's no way in hell
03:53:17
that the person in the passenger seat, if the driver shoots somebody behind you,
03:53:21
the passenger has to know that that just happened, right?
03:53:25
I wouldn't notice if I was playing on my phone.
03:53:28
These are supposedly secrets.
03:53:30
Wait, was he a governor or so? Who was in the car?
03:53:32
I don't even know who vice president?
03:53:33
No. He got shot.
03:53:37
The president.
03:53:38
President I know is in the car.
03:53:39
The president and his wife I know were in the car,
03:53:42
and the voice actor and his wife were in the middle.
03:53:45
Really? That didn't seem smart.
03:53:47
See, as a logistics person, I would be like, excuse me,
03:53:51
can we take a couple of eggs out of that basket? Me?
03:53:54
Yeah.
03:53:55
I think people don't listen anymore unless you sound like you're smart.
03:53:58
I don't know which timeline we're in, because otherwise the vice
03:54:03
president and his wife were in the car in front of them.
03:54:07
We're in this?
03:54:08
Yeah, I still don't think they were.
03:54:09
That was the vice president in the same car. They don't do that.
03:54:11
They have their own car.
03:54:13
Joe, that doesn't help saying we're in this timeline.
03:54:15
I know I said the lisp time.
03:54:18
We're in the sacred timeline.
03:54:20
We're in the sacred timeline.
03:54:22
Sacred?
03:54:23
Oh, my.
03:54:24
The universe calls it the sacred timeline.
03:54:28
Well, according to, what they say in the, the sacred knowledge,
03:54:33
the secret school of,
03:54:37
mystic wisdom as above, so below,
03:54:42
you bitch.
03:54:46
I did leave, but now he's gone.
03:54:47
I got work, humor, a weekly meeting.
03:54:49
I didn't want to make him feel bad with employment humor.
03:54:51
Have a good night, flat. Talk to you, buddy.
03:54:54
So we'll get this shit out of the way.
03:55:00
Okay.
03:55:00
I danced to Brady and Brady
03:55:03
and Gary as above and so below.
03:55:08
Because he just knows Brady.
03:55:09
And we're doing it our way.
03:55:13
We're gonna make it make our dreams come true.
03:55:16
Brady and talk talking show it's Brady and it's let show
03:55:21
now Brady draw from long range.
03:55:25
Great.
03:55:28
That was really a productive
03:55:29
segment wasn't it.
03:55:33
I'm not going anywhere as above so below.
03:55:37
He'll be back.
03:55:38
Hey Veronica do you have a second?
03:55:40
Yeah. What's up?
03:55:41
I noticed on your time sheet that you left half an hour early yesterday.
03:55:45
Yes, I did leave a half an hour early yesterday.
03:55:48
Our weekly meeting was at seven instead of 730
03:55:50
yesterday, so I took the half an hour at the end of the day instead.
03:55:54
We weren't really
03:55:55
offering any comp time for that meeting.
03:55:58
You wanted us to come in half an hour early and just not get paid for an extra
03:56:03
half hour of what it was just a quick, you know, departmental meeting?
03:56:08
No, a quick meeting is five minutes, but coming in
03:56:11
half an hour before your shift is not a quick meeting.
03:56:14
So I left half an hour before the end of my shift
03:56:18
because I was going to get my time back one way or another.
03:56:21
Okay, so for future references, we really
03:56:25
we really don't offer comp time when we have a department meeting.
03:56:29
It's just part of it's just part of the job.
03:56:32
No. For future references, I'll be doing exactly what I did.
03:56:35
If you want to have a meeting where I don't leave early,
03:56:39
that's perfectly fine.
03:56:40
Have it within the workday.
03:56:41
Have it within my eight hours, and you'll have me
03:56:45
for the time that I'm supposed to be here.
03:56:47
But if you call me in early for a meeting, I'm leaving early.
03:56:50
Absolutely.
03:56:51
Veronica, you're the only person that made a big deal out of this.
03:56:55
No one else left early.
03:56:57
No one else said anything about coming in early.
03:57:01
I then I guess I'm the only person that cares about my personal life
03:57:05
and my work life balance.
03:57:07
I'm not going to give you free time.
03:57:09
Does that make sense?
03:57:14
Make sense to me like Gary?
03:57:17
No, that was more of a personal thing to somebody else, but
03:57:20
sorry, I was taking advantage of the show.
03:57:22
Shots fired.
03:57:23
I don't do it too much.
03:57:24
Shots fired.
03:57:28
Oh it does.
03:57:28
Yeah, it does relate to the show because I was a half hour late,
03:57:31
so I'll stay a half hour late to make up for it.
03:57:34
Oh, I don't know.
03:57:36
That means I got to duck out early and leave, you know, don't do that.
03:57:40
I can't. I've proved I can't carry the show.
03:57:43
I have a dog.
03:57:45
I don't want to play this.
03:57:46
But he sent it.
03:57:59
Okay. Go.
03:58:00
Did a couple of cool things. You know, the.
03:58:03
I don't even know the big one.
03:58:04
They did, but their videos are very,
03:58:07
clever.
03:58:10
I've been waiting for you.
03:58:12
Waiting for years, waiting for you to change.
03:58:18
But there ain't much just dumber.
03:58:20
There ain't much just dumber than in your hopes.
03:58:23
And a change in another
03:58:27
gift of nature.
03:58:30
What does that gonna do,
03:58:34
ladies? Oh, shit.
03:58:36
We got so many comments together,
03:58:39
guys,
03:58:41
get another.
03:58:46
Hey, don't you see comments?
03:58:47
Don't you see comments up there? Oh, no.
03:58:49
Somebody's got to be watching comments when I'm not.
03:58:52
I'm at working.
03:58:56
What the fuck is this I don't know I'm sorry.
03:58:58
That was right at around 142.
03:59:00
Well, that wasn't too long ago.
03:59:03
I don't know, what was it?
03:59:05
Governor of Texas, governor of Texas, of Texas, governor.
03:59:09
Texas, George McConnell, George McConnell, these are all
03:59:13
these are all out of context from what about them about five minutes ago?
03:59:18
I don't know, it's we should know what they were about.
03:59:20
It was not more than five minutes ago, I don't know, can we eat it?
03:59:26
No, he didn't stick around for fucking reading.
03:59:29
Reinvigorate the
03:59:32
I need reading rainbow.
03:59:33
Rainbow.
03:59:35
This is a real shit show.
03:59:40
I don't know what it's like.
03:59:41
Butterfly in the sky.
03:59:44
Come on. I can go twice as high.
03:59:46
Let's get it on.
03:59:48
Take a look up my reading rainbow.
03:59:52
You think it's a game I can?
03:59:56
I did not mess this up for the rest.
03:59:58
Suck my dick.
03:59:59
Friends to know how to grow. Nigga.
04:00:02
Dick rainbow.
04:00:04
Here we go again I can't be anything.
04:00:09
Same. Oh, shit.
04:00:11
Take a look, nigga in a book my nigga.
04:00:14
So many.
04:00:20
Died but I believe what?
04:00:24
What's up Billy? What?
04:00:27
I could have lived without that.
04:00:28
But it was fun. Yeah.
04:00:31
Now I hear machine gun shooting.
04:00:33
What in the meantime, into this?
04:00:41
Have you been in cars that drive?
04:00:43
Yes I have, oh, yeah, we checked her out.
04:00:46
You know, deja blanding tells us she was just trying
04:00:49
to get to a Detroit Lions watch party this month when her lift rolled up.
04:00:53
As I walk in, I'll see how I'm, like, making faces or whatever.
04:00:56
I'm like, oh, man, she already knew I could fit in his car.
04:01:00
But believe me, he took yes.
04:01:01
I can't believe he told her.
04:01:04
What's wrong with that car? In his car?
04:01:06
The ticket probably took well.
04:01:08
He started to talk about his tires.
04:01:09
You know, I feel like that was a slap in the face.
04:01:12
But here in the muffler, I think he might be right.
04:01:14
Like the driver said, his tires could not handle her weight.
04:01:18
Well, every person you turned on, because it doesn't.
04:01:21
The tires show the maximum load,
04:01:24
so I'm sure it's in the four digits.
04:01:27
I don't ever have to order over exhale.
04:01:29
He apologized, canceled the ride, and left her there.
04:01:32
The rapper says she's pretty, so he posit his mistake was
04:01:37
he should have just said no.
04:01:39
I refused the ride and given no reason, and then it would have been perfectly
04:01:43
fine.
04:01:45
But because of the reason he gave, he may be in a lot of shit.
04:01:48
He could just cancel the ride.
04:01:50
Yeah, he could cancel the ride.
04:01:51
But because of the reason, now there's going to.
04:01:53
He's going to get sued.
04:01:56
He could've just drove away and canceled.
04:01:58
The less the less you say, the smarter and the better.
04:02:01
You're probably off.
04:02:04
Gary on it.
04:02:06
The mike is crushed by the whole situation.
04:02:09
I just want to know, like, I don't know you really. I'm.
04:02:13
Did you hear her wording on that?
04:02:15
Pretty soon, too. Dude, I.
04:02:18
The newscaster said they were crushed
04:02:22
by violence like, crushed by the weight of her decision.
04:02:25
Did he acted?
04:02:26
Said it looks like Cliff might be hurting pretty soon, too.
04:02:30
I knew it was illegal and I knew that it was wrong.
04:02:31
Her attorneys, John Marco and Zach Runyon, say weight is a protected
04:02:35
characteristic in Michigan.
04:02:37
By law,
04:02:38
it would be no different than a driver pulling up and saying,
04:02:41
you know, I don't want to have black people in my car.
04:02:43
I don't want to have Christians in my car or Muslims in my car.
04:02:47
Different name under the law. It's the same. The law.
04:02:49
No, no, it's not because a black person or Christian person is in no way, shape
04:02:53
or form going to affect the car differently.
04:02:54
So I've reached out saying the same thing.
04:02:56
We all agree that there's a certain weight that can't go in that car.
04:02:59
He was obviously wrong.
04:03:01
I really want people to see like what we go through as bigger people who know.
04:03:07
Now. Do you think if
04:03:11
do you think he was saying that in all honesty,
04:03:13
he was worried about his car or was he just being an outright dick?
04:03:16
It's like a shame he wanted to get away from this.
04:03:18
I don't think he wanted a way out of it.
04:03:20
And he kind of was just like, thought he could just say that you skedaddle on.
04:03:25
I know we've all seen a car. We were driving.
04:03:27
We're driving. Right.
04:03:27
And as a car, that's all fucking leaning to one side.
04:03:30
And you think, wow, those shocks are blown out and you pull it, you place you.
04:03:34
Please don't let it be a fat person.
04:03:35
And you pull up and you're like,
04:03:36
wow, there's a guy in the car that's like taking the front seats out
04:03:39
and he's sitting on the fucking, you know, he's so big.
04:03:43
So there is a weight that will definitely damage the car.
04:03:46
And that poor guy.
04:03:47
I'm not saying he did anything right.
04:03:49
He said, that's so wrong.
04:03:50
But in his defense, that poor guy,
04:03:54
every ride he takes is wear and tear on his car, right?
04:03:56
So he probably his mind is probably thinking that he's probably thinking
04:03:59
this is going to be the wear
04:04:00
and tear on at least 2 or 3 rides, and I'm only going to get paid for one.
04:04:04
Should he have said, you got to pay for two rides like like airlines do that.
04:04:09
That's not that's not shaming
04:04:12
again, dude, we can fix this.
04:04:14
You got to get in the back.
04:04:15
Uber Airlines listen.
04:04:17
Listen up. Listen close.
04:04:19
Instead of charging by the fair, just start charging by the pound.
04:04:23
You'll make more money because skinny people don't need rides.
04:04:30
Might not.
04:04:31
I don't know because I thought they were, like, able enough to walk.
04:04:34
I was insulting fair people.
04:04:35
I need rides, places.
04:04:37
I learned a word.
04:04:39
It was, It means they can't walk,
04:04:42
not in an ambulatory.
04:04:46
Ambulance.
04:04:48
There's a ride at Disney where you have to be ambulatory,
04:04:52
meaning able to walk with limbs.
04:04:59
But they'll be people that are hating on that.
04:05:01
Well, I must why can't I? And they're like, fine, ride it.
04:05:03
And then you're like woo!
04:05:04
And you die and you don't know what you're supposed to do.
04:05:12
Can't go anywhere.
04:05:18
Take a look.
04:05:19
Oh, rude.
04:05:21
Oh, stay up to us.
04:05:26
Where do those,
04:05:32
uneven people
04:05:36
they watch over
04:05:41
from girls they want to be used to.
04:05:53
Let go!
04:05:55
Is he going to yodel? That was.
04:05:57
That was more of just a high, you know, because it.
04:06:01
Oh, God is going down $6,000. And Billy.
04:06:06
Yeah,
04:06:06
I think they're just, piggybacking on the chicken attack.
04:06:09
They're trying too hard. Yeah.
04:06:11
So let's do turtle attack next.
04:06:13
And I think they came down too. They did it.
04:06:16
They did a but I wish Gary
04:06:17
would have stuck around because or really I don't hear that much.
04:06:21
I don't hear that much at all in my life.
04:06:23
Diving down the, conspiracy.
04:06:25
I know, I wish Jerry stuck around.
04:06:27
That's the part I don't hear. Yeah, I know it sucks.
04:06:30
Sucks to say son of a bitch.
04:06:32
Son of a bitch.
04:06:33
Come on, people. Oh.
04:06:39
You gotta try DuckDuckGo maps,
04:06:42
which doesn't get us, does it?
04:06:45
Yeah.
04:06:48
Aren't they just using Google Maps?
04:06:50
Probably, yeah. Somebody else? No.
04:06:52
But it's still it says DuckDuckGo owns their maps.
04:06:56
No, I googled
04:06:58
DuckDuckGo maps and then it took me to DuckDuckGo.
04:07:01
Question equals query equals maps.
04:07:03
And then when I clicked on it
04:07:05
yeah.
04:07:05
When you when you look at your Google I'm going to teach you a little something.
04:07:08
Look at your Google URL.
04:07:10
The first thing I'll say Q equals and then whatever you search for
04:07:12
that's your query equals my query equals maps.
04:07:16
So it took me right to Google Maps.
04:07:18
There's no information available on this page.
04:07:21
There's no DuckDuckGo maps.
04:07:23
You're very query when you do a map and an address related a search on DuckDuckGo.
04:07:27
The search engine pulls from the results from Apple Maps,
04:07:32
which we all know from experience
04:07:33
sucks compared to Google Maps.
04:07:37
You have an Apple phone.
04:07:38
I bet you use Google Maps, don't you?
04:07:41
Because Apple Maps,
04:07:43
Apple maps.
04:07:44
So like the Apple Maps or like a better Google Maps on your Apple
04:07:47
phone, nobody spends $2,000 and says, I made a mistake.
04:07:52
Exactly.
04:07:54
Conspiracy.
04:07:55
I wish Gary would have stuck around.
04:07:58
He doesn't believe in conspiracies so that,
04:08:02
the topic is what we're talking about now,
04:08:05
the blown up, just send Gary the link haven't come back.
04:08:09
Well, you talk about Tesla truck blowing up.
04:08:11
He knows what you know, the guy
04:08:13
who blew up the Cybertruck in front of Trump Tower.
04:08:15
What happened to I don't know, you don't know that story.
04:08:17
I don't follow any of the pop political stuff.
04:08:19
Well, this isn't even political. This is a weird.
04:08:21
You talked about a guy who was like, now, has it been confirmed that that's him?
04:08:25
It was remote control.
04:08:26
That's part of the story.
04:08:27
I don't I don't want to do it any missed justice.
04:08:29
But this was, after the election, correct?
04:08:32
Yes, definitely. It was a real recent New Year's Day.
04:08:34
Okay. New Year's Day.
04:08:36
That's from Chris.
04:08:37
It's like you forgot.
04:08:38
You forgot what day things happened. Like what, a year ago?
04:08:40
No. So last week, All right,
04:08:41
there's, like, something constantly bombarding you all the time.
04:08:44
So this dude.
04:08:45
Yeah. What is the story behind him?
04:08:47
He was a Special Forces guy, right? I think they call that the news cycle.
04:08:50
He was in a television show with Tim Kennedy.
04:08:52
They had, like, a Special Forces TV show where they did something.
04:08:56
So this guy's like, you know, he's an operator.
04:08:57
He's like a serious soldier, like a Cybertruck.
04:09:00
And he allegedly committed suicide,
04:09:04
with a large handgun, a Desert Eagle.
04:09:07
Oh, so he rented a large handgun and blew up all this thing.
04:09:12
So gun inflicted gunshot wound.
04:09:15
The whole thing's weird, man.
04:09:16
Nobody in Kobe could imagine him doing this.
04:09:20
Don't everybody saying it doesn't make sense. Call of duty.
04:09:22
Why would he?
04:09:23
This guy knew how to make bombs.
04:09:25
Why would he make a shitty bomb like that?
04:09:26
That doesn't even blow up the building.
04:09:28
It just blows him up in the car.
04:09:31
And why would he do it in a Cybertruck, which is like the most durable car
04:09:34
you can buy? Like that whole thing, the Cybertruck.
04:09:36
You saw that video where I try to shoot an arrow through it.
04:09:38
Oh yeah, my arrow exploded that thing.
04:09:40
Solid steel.
04:09:41
So why would you blow yourself up in a solid?
04:09:43
But you would get a convertible and fuck everybody up, right?
04:09:47
You if you were going to.
04:09:48
Not if you just wanted to kill yourself
04:09:49
and you safely did not hurt anyone else and get a whole bunch of attention.
04:09:52
Those Teslas contain the entire explosion.
04:09:54
Why would you kill yourself?
04:09:56
I mean, was it you want to go down that rabbit hole?
04:09:59
You left a note, did you leave a note?
04:10:00
I don't want to kill myself, but a lot of people around
04:10:02
it, like, barely smoldering outside.
04:10:04
Look, it's like when.
04:10:05
When when they found out the terrorists passports,
04:10:07
the planes went into the fucking World Trade Center
04:10:10
blew up in front of everybody's face.
04:10:12
Just a gigantic, enormous pile of fire.
04:10:15
And yet this dude's passport to the ground just barely singed on the outside
04:10:19
like a Bugs Bunny cartoon falls to the ground
04:10:21
because clearly it was planted there after the fact to get a patsy or
04:10:25
a narrative or whatever you want to call it.
04:10:27
That's right, that's right, that's right.
04:10:28
Or God, if it could have, it could have also survived.
04:10:31
I mean, it could have crazy things happen through fires.
04:10:33
Sean Ryan proved that the guy did send that crazy things don't happen.
04:10:36
He was saying some stuff in there about drones and what was he saying?
04:10:39
Let's put up what he said.
04:10:40
You know what?
04:10:41
I really like that
04:10:41
that Volkswagen bus in the LA fires, it didn't get burned to paint.
04:10:45
Perfect decision point or on to the max versus Mexico border.
04:10:49
I am sending this now.
04:10:50
Please do not release this until one Jan and keep my identity private until then.
04:10:54
First off, I'm not under duress or hostile influence or control.
04:10:57
My first car was a 2006 black Ford Mustang V6 for verification.
04:11:01
First of all, that's not true. That was not his first car.
04:11:03
No, no, I got a different car.
04:11:04
We'll find that out.
04:11:05
Why the fuck would you say that?
04:11:07
What we have been seeing with drones is the operational use of gravity
04:11:10
propulsion systems.
04:11:11
I mean, why would you say my first car has recently verified Cobra?
04:11:14
But throughout history, the US only we and China have this.
04:11:17
I would do that
04:11:19
because, like, I drove a Oldsmobile 88, which was my grandpa's car,
04:11:21
I would consider that my first car because I drove it for like a year and a half.
04:11:26
But then when I got my own vehicle, it was actually mine, you know, like a
04:11:30
but I mean, is the idea of saying that in a manifesto because there's
04:11:33
probably only three people on this planet that know that about you,
04:11:36
so they can contact those people after you when there's that small of a test,
04:11:40
those three people could lie or just, I mean, but I don't what I,
04:11:46
I don't know, somebody
04:11:47
they think that they think that also shows that it's kind of like, personal.
04:11:52
Well, no, it's just like a somebody who's not fully thinking clearly.
04:11:55
They think that that's actually something important.
04:11:58
Well, he literally said out loud, I'm thinking clearly.
04:12:00
I'm not under duress.
04:12:01
So that that's that's not saying like it's typical.
04:12:03
If you were writing this and it would be fake, wouldn't you.
04:12:06
Like, why would you put something like that in there?
04:12:09
Period. Right. Yeah. That's what I was saying.
04:12:12
Why would you put something in that at all?
04:12:15
Whether it was real or fake, there's no reason to say, hey,
04:12:18
it's for verification purposes.
04:12:20
There's my I had it I had an orange Trapper Keeper in third grade.
04:12:24
Wink, wink. Viper keepers of the shit
04:12:27
activity in the boxes below.
04:12:29
Yeah, China has been launching them from the Atlantic
04:12:31
from submarines for years with this activity recently has picked up.
04:12:33
As of now it is just a show force and they are using it similar
04:12:36
to how they use the balloon for a second second.
04:12:41
How do you say that Sigint and ISR, which are also two integrated comm systems.
04:12:45
There are dozens of those balloons in the air at any given time.
04:12:49
The, so what is because of the speed and stealth of these unmanned aircraft?
04:12:53
They are the most dangerous threat to national security that has ever existed.
04:12:56
They basically have an online world
04:12:58
and can park it over the white House if they wanted to.
04:13:01
It's checkmate.
04:13:02
U.S government needs to give the history of this.
04:13:04
How are we employing and weaponizing it, how China is employing them
04:13:07
and what the way forward is?
04:13:08
China is poised to attack anywhere in the East coast.
04:13:11
I've been followed for over a week now, likely from homeland or FBI,
04:13:15
and they're looking to move on me and are unlikely to let me cross into Mexico.
04:13:19
But I won't because they know I am armed and I have a massive VB IED.
04:13:24
I think, that's vehicle something.
04:13:27
Oh, you know, you're a military guy.
04:13:28
I've been trying to maintain
04:13:30
a very visible profile and have kept my phone,
04:13:32
and they are definitely digitally tracking me.
04:13:35
I have knowledge of this program
04:13:36
and also of war crimes that were covered up during airstrikes
04:13:39
and, Nimrods province, Afghanistan, in 2019 by the app.
04:13:44
Everyone's gonna know. Yeah.
04:13:47
So essentially,
04:13:50
Also in the case of those drones are Chinese and.
04:13:54
Oh, those drones were already us doing experiments.
04:13:58
They said
04:14:00
that's what they said.
04:14:01
It must be an old Joe Rogan.
04:14:03
No, this is, from
04:14:06
today, recently, February 3rd.
04:14:08
Three days ago.
04:14:12
Yeah.
04:14:12
I don't bring old shit to the table.
04:14:14
And if I do, I'll let you know
04:14:18
how long we know about this.
04:14:19
He dropped the whole stack of pictures as soon as he saw my penis pic that he.
04:14:24
When I put on the third.
04:14:27
You know, that's how
04:14:30
I went back forth.
04:14:34
This is, chicken attack.
04:14:36
I missed
04:14:37
the chicken with their chicken attack.
04:14:40
I got the chicken.
04:14:42
Oh, my God, it might also be a what do you say?
04:14:45
Here we go.
04:14:46
How long you been over on the side?
04:14:48
I just got over here now.
04:14:50
You've been up here for a while.
04:14:52
Is this your daughter?
04:14:53
Yeah. Yeah.
04:14:53
Because she. She makes it.
04:14:55
Yeah, yeah. So you, you mess with black one, right?
04:14:57
Yeah. Yeah.
04:14:58
So how long, how long you been over here?
04:15:00
Can you make chicken?
04:15:02
I can't make fried chicken.
04:15:03
You make fried chicken? Yeah.
04:15:05
So you've been open for a while.
04:15:06
So racist.
04:15:07
Yeah. You know, so you a brother?
04:15:09
I know you like you know how to handle things.
04:15:11
We're not.
04:15:14
Oh, yeah.
04:15:15
You a brother
04:15:17
so black
04:15:19
tells the girl to stay black.
04:15:21
That's my favorite part.
04:15:24
Sorry.
04:15:25
That was funny. This is weird.
04:15:27
Hey. Oh. Here's that. It's funny.
04:15:29
This is weird.
04:15:30
1979. Here's that zombie corner.
04:15:33
That's what it looked like.
04:15:36
Commerce, cars, traffic.
04:15:37
People live in their stores, open, pushing a baby. Oh.
04:15:41
Very unsafe.
04:15:42
It was got a very unsafe baby carriage with a little handle on it.
04:15:46
I don't know about that, but
04:15:48
I remember my car seat in the 70s because, you know,
04:15:51
they didn't have to have car seats, but I'm pretty sure I had one.
04:15:54
It was an ejector seat.
04:15:56
It was just this little scoop that raised me up just high enough that
04:15:59
if you got an accident, it probably would have launched me.
04:16:07
I got the zombie mix.
04:16:13
Almost evil.
04:16:14
Sinister.
04:16:20
This.
04:16:20
Oh, this.
04:16:22
The blood gushing out.
04:16:24
Blood was crushing.
04:16:25
And I was, like, trying to apply pressure to it, and it kept charging at me.
04:16:29
Gary sent this to me because I don't get it, but.
04:16:31
Okay, I think because it was zombies.
04:16:34
Cool. Skull.
04:16:35
Yeah, it's called.
04:16:47
You it in new clips.
04:16:48
You can't do that. You can't do that.
04:16:51
You can't do that.
04:16:54
Like, oh my God, he's like, he's.
04:16:58
He just sent a link fucking.
04:16:59
Is that for next week?
04:17:01
That's good. He wants me like the sounds.
04:17:04
Yeah, yeah.
04:17:05
Check it out.
04:17:06
Why did he.
04:17:09
Did you guys disc golf when it got warm? Oh.
04:17:16
Alien sex demon
04:17:18
Bleep yeah, I just come to the conclusion
04:17:21
that most YouTubers are actually just Beavis and Butthead.
04:17:25
They just play videos from the internet and joke can be the bunch.
04:17:28
Yeah, and
04:17:30
weirdly done.
04:17:31
For some of it, I bring in for. Far.
04:17:44
Far timing actually
04:17:48
mashed up pretty good. For.
04:17:59
My. I got the other zombies
04:18:05
mash up to, pull that one up.
04:18:09
This one kind of worked.
04:18:15
Although the shorter the alt version that you sent mixed
04:18:17
mashed way better with the timing.
04:18:22
No, I love that theme.
04:18:24
Or reading.
04:18:25
I was waiting and waiting.
04:18:27
I won't eat it.
04:18:28
It's only rude if you're the first one to eat.
04:18:31
It's fucking nasty.
04:18:32
By the way.
04:18:37
What's turkey?
04:18:41
I like to go.
04:18:41
The drum cut scene goes right with the beat, like 2 or 3 times.
04:18:47
At least
04:18:49
Gary thinks this version is sexier
04:18:51
than the other version.
04:18:56
It's not me.
04:18:57
Which is weird because there's a lot of children in your
04:19:02
in your head that I can't handle with their
04:19:08
arms and their mom,
04:19:10
and they're gone in your in your head.
04:19:15
It's just about the PLO
04:19:18
getting your name.
04:19:48
Used to.
04:19:59
Me. Most.
04:20:04
It's still the same
04:20:07
since 1968.
04:20:10
You know the your
04:20:13
you that.
04:20:14
Look when you get that in there. All.
04:20:21
Man. All
04:20:24
in your.
04:20:32
Oh, I didn't get it up in time.
04:20:34
There's a drop for you.
04:20:38
Pursuant to President Trump's executive orders
04:20:40
on additional measures to combat anti-Semitism,
04:20:44
the Justice Department announced today that the formation of a multi-agency
04:20:48
task force to combat anti-Semitism.
04:20:52
That didn't seem like a complete sentence, but I ended there at the period.
04:20:57
The task force first priority will be to root out
04:20:59
anti-Semitic harassment in schools and on college campuses.
04:21:04
Know that Trump was a Nazi.
04:21:09
Well, that seems conflicting,
04:21:11
but I'm more worried about the free speech that this is going to be used against.
04:21:14
It's going to be abused more and more of the bigger.
04:21:19
And I may be wrong and this may be anti-Semitic,
04:21:22
but I believe that anti-Semitism is used often for honest
04:21:26
criticism against things.
04:21:29
You could have an eye, an honest critique or criticism about something, and people
04:21:33
could just say no anti blah blah, blah, fill in the blank and call it harassment.
04:21:39
You could anti-government harassment anti racist threat wait anti-racist.
04:21:44
You don't want to talk the way this Bible talks.
04:21:46
You should keep your mouth shut.
04:21:51
Yeah I don't think the Bible talks.
04:21:53
You have to read it.
04:21:57
Right.
04:21:57
That guy's dumb.
04:22:03
I don't want to eat, but you make food sound so good.
04:22:06
You think maybe he just means don't talk at all?
04:22:11
Or here's another idea that's going to be very controversial.
04:22:14
You could shut the fuck up. We could,
04:22:19
but I'm never.
04:22:20
It dumbly repeats an obviously wrong argument.
04:22:24
Look, I'm fucking sick of hearing
04:22:27
what's the wait? What?
04:22:29
I love these titles. Oh, that's more golf.
04:22:31
I think I if I missed anything, Gary, since you're still watching the show,
04:22:36
let me know. I think I got everything.
04:22:38
I wasn't.
04:22:40
If if we ran out of content, I was going to do
04:22:42
50 things that we grew up with in the 70s,
04:22:45
but I'll save that.
04:22:48
Chicken.
04:22:49
I did, chicken we did.
04:22:50
What's the news, guys?
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Can I get you to come?
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Same update to my birthday party.
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Oh, anus. Wait, I got one.
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I did not play anus.
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This is a video that Gary said called anus.
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That's the set up I have. It just says anus
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and I hit the wrong button.
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Full thing. Indeed.
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The anus gives relief in time of need.
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We all have an anus.
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So no matter what you've heard, remember that anus is the proper word.
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Our anus is a useful thing.
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Indeed.
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The anus gives relief in time of need.
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We all have an anus.
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So no matter what you've heard, remember that anus is the proper word.
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Our anus is a useful thing indeed.
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The anus gives relief in time of need.
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We all have an anus.
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So no matter what you've heard, I should just leave this on.
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This penis is the proper word.
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We'll do the first for now, every seven day show is a use I love thing.
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Indeed, Gary, taking a shit would have been a good time of need.
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We, I guess I shall.
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I like my show.
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You remember that anus?
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Next week is the proper word.
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We're going to do anus.
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Our penis thing. Indeed. The anus.
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You should have the same thing.
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Time of need.
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So, Gary, where was I to?
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Was I to believe that
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segregation is the topic?
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Next week?
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Can I get a video?
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This is true. We don't have many thumbs up.
04:24:34
No, that's. That's great.
04:24:36
I love it.
04:24:40
Should we really do segregation
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during Black History Month?
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I don't know.
04:24:49
A black duck's from.
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Oh, and it's amazingly interesting.
04:24:53
Oh, make this happen. Now, look.
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Yeah, their skills is on a level.
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We can't.
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It's a reference to his comment about the dog that's separate.
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Bred for herding sheep. Yes. Focused. Intense.
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But I mean, they're pretty.
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It's pretty black and white.
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Yeah.
04:25:08
There is key to controlling animals also known as their signature I
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and and do we see them mixed?
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Yeah.
04:25:17
Two dogs have the mission of separating the black ducks from the white ducks.
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And it's amazingly interesting how they operate together to make this happen.
04:25:24
Now look, their skills is on a level we can't understand,
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but somehow things start to go the right way.
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Originally bred for herding sheep, a focused, intense stare is,
04:25:32
you know, they just kind of head I want to
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they your eye and with patience and strategy in his eyes.
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And you gotta.
04:25:43
Two dogs have the mission of separating the black ducks from the white ducks,
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and it's amazingly interesting how they operate together to make this happen.
04:25:50
Now look, their skill make more sense.
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If there was a white dog lacking start to go the right way.
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Originally bred for herding sheep, which focused, intense stare
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is key to controlling animal.
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Yeah, so known as their second day.
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So to be clear, they didn't just put a bunch of geese
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in a field and a bunch of dogs in a field, and this organically happened,
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right?
04:26:10
This is ridiculous.
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So how are the dogs doing it?
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Are they barking because they're not getting close
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like I've seen herding before.
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And they get much closer.
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Don't they don't know.
04:26:21
They both have this big open space. It looks like a rodeo.
04:26:23
This is probably part of some kind of show act.
04:26:26
You saying it's fake?
04:26:28
You think everyone kind of.
04:26:29
You are such a skeptic.
04:26:32
I I've been a dog.
04:26:34
I've been a dog.
04:26:35
Well, I hope it's a knack for a show, because.
04:26:37
What what is the collection?
04:26:38
Show place?
04:26:39
They have a dog show, and they'll they'll do a little ask, you know, heard,
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like, you know, seven little ducks, brown, a little stupid thing.
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Seriously, though, back up.
04:26:47
Besides a show. What?
04:26:48
Darn it, Jessica, the ducks are all mixed again.
04:26:52
Like what?
04:26:52
What is it? Of course it's his show, you know. Ready?
04:26:55
They're all ready. Separated.
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So what do you like?
04:27:00
I'm just thinking of the purposes.
04:27:01
Other purposes we could use for these dogs.
04:27:03
They just start on one side. They're already started. Half and half.
04:27:05
The dogs aren't splitting them at this current moment.
04:27:08
Most of most liberals and Democrats think that Trump is,
04:27:13
you know, Make America Great Again is a white and black thing.
04:27:15
So those dogs could be used in the Trump administration to help separate.
04:27:22
Is separate an okay word.
04:27:25
The dogs the ducks were already separated.
04:27:28
What's the topic next week so we can end the show?
04:27:34
What could the topic be?
04:27:36
I got no idea.
04:27:39
It's February. What?
04:27:41
Bible study is good.
04:27:42
The seventh?
04:27:43
11th?
04:27:43
What is it going to be next Sunday?
04:27:47
It's the.
04:27:47
Yeah, we could do Bible. Let's do the Bible.
04:27:49
I'd like to hear I'd like to hear Gary rant about the Bible.
04:27:51
He's never really touched on that topic.
04:27:54
14 year olds are high
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mood.
04:27:59
1314 years old.
04:28:01
Once you pick ranting on the Bible, you really can't rant about the Bible.
04:28:05
And it's biblical.
04:28:08
No, I love the Bible study.
04:28:11
I want to lead a Bible study.
04:28:13
Gary's Bible study,
04:28:16
I do this.
04:28:17
I couldn't imagine that.
04:28:22
Hi. Welcome everybody.
04:28:23
I just want to let you know that this Bible study is it.
04:28:26
You'll be lucky if you head over to here.
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The reason I'm not sure if you're going to have dinner
04:28:34
is because I'm not aware of it.
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So it doesn't exist.
04:28:37
Oh that is fantastic.
04:28:39
In my eyes I love it.
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I am a pastor.
04:28:48
Yeah.
04:28:48
This is impossible to like use a DJ app and blowing anything up with it.
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I mixed it really.
04:28:54
It's too like perfect.
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All over the place are temples.
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Yeah. Yeah.
04:29:00
Anything live but they don't have a click track and their ear
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is going to be up and down.
04:29:07
This.
04:29:07
It's a pretty good.
04:29:10
It's not just not at all.
04:29:13
How old nature according to the end of your life.
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This is known by my bride.
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As I look in my eyes, it almost like.
04:29:21
Sounds like puberty.
04:29:23
His voice is cracking.
04:29:27
If he going to them by Halloween.
04:29:30
Because I don't think that drummer's mask is for safety.
04:29:33
I think it's for pleasure.
04:29:35
I look in my eyes the thing to
04:29:38
love on this movie, and I don't know how I can make it.
04:29:42
Oh, you can't do that.
04:29:45
But I think.
04:29:49
Why don't you try it right?
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Right. Is that a woman?
04:29:54
If you are going to do.
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I thought it was two, but I thought I saw
04:30:03
the time, man.
04:30:04
Their skinny guy.
04:30:06
You want to stop?
04:30:08
They won't help you when you walk out of be.
04:30:16
I think it's your turn to do. I
04:30:20
want you to.
04:30:25
What's their name?
04:30:26
Pythonic.
04:30:28
Shit. Shit it.
04:30:29
Oh, I didn't hear that anymore.
04:30:34
Okay, that's definitely a female woman.
04:30:37
Whatever. The bass player. Yeah.
04:30:39
How do you know? By my slide.
04:30:41
I'm telling you, my eyes doesn't look out to be my 3.0. I.
04:31:00
Like your back.
04:31:06
If the chickens or roosters get loose
04:31:08
and become violent again, then the Humane Society will get involved.
04:31:13
Yes, they will.
04:31:17
This thing kept coming.
04:31:19
Just kept charging at me.
04:31:21
So this is almost every animal is vicious.
04:31:24
Animal, almost evil. Sinister.
04:31:27
The blood gushing out,
04:31:29
blood was gushing and I was like trying to apply pressure to it.
04:31:32
And it kept charging at me.
04:31:34
Every time I hear it's like this.
04:31:35
Kicking it off repeatedly, the pitches just kept charging.
04:31:39
Yeah.
04:31:40
My neighbor got attacked in June with her uncle
04:31:43
Joe Biden's in my ear laughing, and I was like, oh,
04:31:46
they're trying to apply pressure to it.
04:31:47
And it kept charging at me.
04:31:50
We tried to talk to the family last night.
04:31:52
They close the door in our faces, close the door to these.
04:31:59
Yeah, you could try that.
04:32:00
I'm pretty sure this is our rant of the week.
04:32:02
It beat the hot dog lady.
04:32:06
U.P.S. store.
04:32:07
Buy this truck, loser. Yeah.
04:32:09
Fucking coward.
04:32:10
Felt like his over leaves of coke.
04:32:12
Won't even fire me at the beginning of my shift.
04:32:14
Waits till the end.
04:32:15
Okay. Would you rather get fired at the beginning of your shift?
04:32:18
Would you rather get one more day's pay?
04:32:20
Yeah, he's like mad about it.
04:32:22
That's a great face right there.
04:32:23
Hang on a second. Right. That is beautiful.
04:32:26
Poop.
04:32:27
Get down there.
04:32:28
No, you're not crazy.
04:32:30
You're the sane one.
04:32:31
Yeah, that's my banner.
04:32:33
I don't care what your argument is.
04:32:34
If this is you, you're. You lost your.
04:32:37
That is.
04:32:38
Here he is.
04:32:39
Darren, the cock fucking loser from 1892.
04:32:42
How does he know that he loves her?
04:32:44
People fuck his wife while he watches.
04:32:46
He's gonna let an alcoholic fat fuck I the only way possible is
04:32:50
he fucked his wife
04:32:52
because he complained that Joe won't drain my fucking ten years of experience.
04:32:56
And Joe puts her on the fucking radio.
04:32:58
Oh, yo.
04:32:59
Drinks next door and won't tell shit to my coworkers
04:33:03
because he's a cock fucking loser coward guy.
04:33:06
Guy says the anywhere in the cock fucking loser.
04:33:10
No, no, the guy next to get fucking cunt
04:33:14
experience
04:33:15
because he complained that Joe won't train my fucking coworkers.
04:33:19
And so, Joe, I assume this guy's Joe,
04:33:23
he won't train his coworkers.
04:33:25
And you're on the fucking right.
04:33:28
Wait, no, I mean, the Joe won't train my fucking coworkers,
04:33:32
and Joe puts nigger on the fucking radio, and Joe drinks next door
04:33:37
and won't tell shit to my coworkers because he's a cock fucking.
04:33:41
That's got to be Joe.
04:33:42
Joe, that guy's in the cock fucking.
04:33:46
He plays though. Darren. Hold on.
04:33:48
So that's either Joe or Dan want.
04:33:52
Maybe it's me.
04:33:53
Oh, I didn't hear that. I didn't notice that before.
04:33:55
Do you listen to the breathing when he's done.
04:33:58
He is he.
04:33:59
He wanted to keep going.
04:34:00
I think he literally ran out of steam.
04:34:07
Yep. And he also does.
04:34:09
He, I had a friend that was into crack a lot.
04:34:12
Dude, we I kicked him out of my apartment once because he was smoking crack
04:34:15
like it was a cigaret in the middle of my living room, and I was like, dude,
04:34:20
what? What is that?
04:34:21
First of all, you got a candy mannequin, and, like, what is that?
04:34:24
Because it's the first time I'd ever even smelled it.
04:34:25
I'm like, I saw it one time with the glass pipe, and I'm just like, what the fuck?
04:34:28
And then I'm like, oh, like, that must have been.
04:34:31
Well, he goes, he goes, here, you want to hit this?
04:34:32
And I'm like, you're smoking weed out of a can.
04:34:35
And I'm like, what is that? That's not weed.
04:34:37
And then I was like, dude, you have to leave.
04:34:39
I don't care what you do.
04:34:41
I love you as a friend.
04:34:43
But Dale, get the fuck out.
04:34:46
So he got out
04:34:47
and then we found him like an hour later, huddled under under the stairs.
04:34:50
I live in an apartment with outside doors.
04:34:52
So they, you know, we shared like a stairwell
04:34:53
huddled under the stairs, smoking the same fucking crack.
04:34:57
So we kicked him out of there and then we found him.
04:34:58
In the next morning, he broke into a truck.
04:35:01
Somebody had, like, one of those weird.
04:35:02
It looked like a UPS truck, but it wasn't a UPS truck,
04:35:04
like an ice cream truck that wasn't an ice cream truck.
04:35:06
He broke into my neighbor's truck that had been, you know, had a flat tire.
04:35:09
It was just in the parking lot.
04:35:11
Found him there the next day smoking that same crack.
04:35:15
Weird.
04:35:15
And oh, I'm sorry, I forgot what I was saying that he had.
04:35:17
He had, because he had that he had that white, crusty shit
04:35:21
on the corners of his mouth.
04:35:23
I think you get that in, he's also maybe dehydrated when he's yelling.
04:35:28
He's going to let an alcoholic fat fucking Joe fire
04:35:31
somebody with ten years of experience because.
04:35:34
Oh, he does look like.
04:35:35
So this guy didn't even fire him.
04:35:36
A fat fuck named Joe fired him. Right?
04:35:40
So this poor guy, this guy's just standing here.
04:35:42
The I just he just.
04:35:44
Joe just asked me to fire you, man.
04:35:46
He said, hey, let him work the rest of his shift.
04:35:49
So I at least gets today's pay
04:35:50
and tell this crackhead fucking crazy lunatic that he's got to go,
04:35:54
and he's just. You just stand there.
04:35:55
I think he even says here he's like, hey, you got just like, deer in the truck.
04:36:00
Fucking loser.
04:36:01
What does he say? Coward. Loser?
04:36:04
I don't know, just like, get in the truck.
04:36:06
Fucking loser. You can leave.
04:36:09
That's what he says.
04:36:10
You can leave there in the truck.
04:36:13
Fucking loser. Coward!
04:36:16
Coward. Loser.
04:36:17
Fuck you! Come on.
04:36:20
At first I liked him, and now I think he's kind of an asshole.
04:36:22
But that's how you ran.
04:36:24
He leaves immediately, within, like, three seconds of him saying you can leave.
04:36:28
So he's definitely, like, just bowing down to their order.
04:36:31
So I think the hair is also sewn into the hat.
04:36:34
It's one of those hats
04:36:36
comes with.
04:36:37
He's so proud of himself in this moment.
04:36:38
Would you like maybe he maybe he is justified
04:36:40
in having these complaints, but he looks like a retarded insane.
04:36:44
He looks like he's can't control himself.
04:36:47
You just read it.
04:36:49
This 13,000 seems weird.
04:36:53
He may be 100% right,
04:36:54
but he just comes across like a like a psycho doing this.
04:36:57
You you had mentioned about up to date.
04:36:59
We don't do old shit.
04:37:00
This happened for days ago.
04:37:04
Breaking news.
04:37:06
It was.
04:37:07
We don't we don't need those drops on the brain.
04:37:11
Were you?
04:37:12
It was Joe Rogan. Done.
04:37:14
Oh, yeah.
04:37:16
Yeah,
04:37:17
yeah, he was.
04:37:20
I did the third caller because they said.
04:37:22
They say they go on and talk about other shit.
04:37:25
I felt like the last show, I kind of trickled to an end instead of just ending it.
04:37:33
I think I'm doing that again.
04:37:35
You got to trickle it good.
04:37:37
I'm sure. Trickle, I like this.
04:37:40
Yeah.
04:37:44
Get that?
04:37:45
I paid for Brady and Joshua Brady
04:37:47
and for Gary, as above and so below.
04:37:52
Because I it blows Brady.
04:37:53
And for sure we're doing it our way.
04:37:57
We're gonna make it make our dreams.
04:37:59
Come back with Brady and your show.
04:38:02
It's Brady and draw.
04:38:04
It's their show now Brady draw.
04:38:07
You should have a safety where. It.