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Yes. The time is now ten 01P.
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Do you know where you're going?
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Hi, I'm Gary, and welcome to Fladge Rants Live.
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Human beings are an industrial lot.
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We go and go and go, and we keep pushing, and,
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we're advancing at an accelerating rate.
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And, it's important to remember,
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you know, to keep in mind as as we push further,
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the grass is always greener on the other side.
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Maybe the Amish have it, right.
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Maybe we should have stopped a long time ago.
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But we continue to go.
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I think Sherman famously told us, enjoy the go.
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I love those cartoon bears.
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But today the topic is go.
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And simply because I think 90 looks like the way some foreigners right? Go.
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Like I write the nine, the letter nine, the Thorntons the number nine, or the
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diagonal line.
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Going down from
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from right to left from a from the bottom right side of a circle.
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But some people write the nine that looks like a lowercase g. So
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this is our go past.
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And when I think it go, I think the quest's like the quest
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for the Holy Grail, which is actually a combination of,
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the the Lancelot, King Arthur, fantasy,
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the Christian,
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quest for the, the cup that the,
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Jesus passed around at the Last Supper
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and some Celtic,
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ideals.
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And it really represents,
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a quest for spiritual enlightenment.
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And, there are other famous,
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quests in literature.
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Homer, the Iliad and the Odyssey come to mind now.
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The Iliad is before and leading up to and including the Trojan War.
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And the Odyssey is Odysseus quest
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to get out of Troy and back home.
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So, so we'll we'll have a,
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a mount Rushmore a little later on.
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Quests.
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But for right now, I want to talk.
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I promised a Bible study this week,
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and as I promised,
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here it is.
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I was raised in an evangelical.
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So a, Protestant,
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faith tradition.
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And a one important part of that is when you read the Bible,
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it's based largely in allegory.
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It's, it's a huge metaphor for existence.
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And these aren't real life events.
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And that's an important way to read and understand
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and apply the lessons in the Bible to your life.
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A lot of people will say that since.
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Organized religions disagree
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and say, there's the one that's right and everybody else is wrong,
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that they're incompatible, and here comes that compatible ism again. But
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perhaps
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the similar aspects of each
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can be gleaned and combined.
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And, let's look at a few of those.
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I've also got some Mandela
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effects from the Bible that I would like to discuss.
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So let's start with Genesis chapter one.
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In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth.
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I always thought that was the heavens
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and the earth.
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The Bible verse, it says,
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the lion shall lay down with the lamb
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does not say,
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the lion shall lay down with the lamb.
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That,
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I believe is Isaiah 11 six.
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And it says, the wolf shall lay down with the lamb.
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Here's the thing about Mandela effects,
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memory can be faulty, but
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there is an Elvis Presley song called peace in the Valley.
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It says the lion shall lay down with the lamb.
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Attempting to quote the Bible.
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And that is an incorrect quote.
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But, maybe we just have a
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have a wrong idea of my other Mandela effect from the Bible.
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There's another pluralization.
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I always thought the last book of the Bible is called revelations.
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And it's revelation.
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Simply one revelation.
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You may or may not remember,
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the Bible's version of the flood myth.
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The first bird released is a fill in the blank Denon.
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Or the new, new, new.
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If you said dove, you are wrong.
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Raven. Ravens. Correct answer.
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But there are flood myths all over the world,
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and that's what I'm talking about.
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Similarities in different, cultures that arise,
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similar themes arising in different cultures. Now.
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Yes, no one sent out a raven and it didn't return,
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and that meant there was land out there all in the same day.
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So now the dove in it
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return, sent out another dove, and it returned with an olive branch.
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And that was a good sign.
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Now there are other flood myths.
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Let's go with, the bhagavad-gita,
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in which Noah was called Manu.
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And, that's it's basically tells the same story.
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Oh, shoot.
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I had two more, Mandela effects from the, the Bible.
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Plain and simple.
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Jesus was a stonemason, not a carpenter.
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And the Four horsemen of the apocalypse were war,
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plague, famine, and
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fill in the blank.
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It's not pestilence or death.
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It's conquest.
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What's that all about?
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So, so let's go back to, Noah.
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His, the offspring of Noah,
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were,
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Japheth, Shem and Ham.
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Shem founded the Sumerians.
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You can kind of get the some of the, some, some part of Sumerian from Shem.
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And that is what it's from.
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Ham, gave us Kush at the marijuana kind.
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But his son was Kush, who?
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Father Nimrod.
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Now, if you call someone a Nimrod your beard, it's it's, an insult.
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And the reason we considered insulting
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is because Nimrod ended up,
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building the Tower of Babel.
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And, turning his back on God.
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That story might be a mandela effect for you, too, because, a lot of people
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will tell you, it was he built the tower
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to get closer to God, and God smited him.
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And so.
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But our language is up
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and and scattered us throughout the world.
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Now, there is a point to that.
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The allegory is,
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Shem,
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started the Sumerians ham started basically
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the Aboriginal, Australian,
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African, Chinese cultures, whereas,
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northwestern European, where my bloodline comes from
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was from Yosef Japheth.
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Yeah,
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I don't know.
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Yeah.
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But there are
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some interesting parallels you can draw between that Sumerian
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cuneiform story about Enki and Enlil.
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There,
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there,
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there most high.
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And you could argue that when we get to the, the
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and draw show that,
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which one of those is the most high, but the most high in
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this instance is UN or Anu, depending on
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if you see Sumerian or,
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Akkadian, so, so on or
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the original, the more general term would be l, which just means God.
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But on is the Most High and the father of Anki, and then Lo
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and Chenango, the parallels that can be drawn from those two
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guys are the serpent from the garden and and Yahweh from the garden.
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So you tell me, who's the good guy and who's the bad guy here?
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Because they say Anki is the bad guy, and annuals, the good guys,
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and they say Yahweh is the good guy and Serpent's the bad guy.
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I always say, you can
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tell the good guys from the bad guys by the tactics they employ.
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When God told
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Adam and Eve they are not to eat from the
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the fruit from that particular tree in the middle of the Garden of Eden, he said.
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Because on that day you shall surely die.
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Serpent came up and said, you won't die.
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You'll just know the difference between good and evil.
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So they took a bite.
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And what happened?
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They found out that the serpent was telling the truth
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and Yahweh was lying to them.
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That was a lie.
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So who was using the righteous tactic
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and who was straight up lying
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so inky and well,
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I see inky as the good guy and Enlil as the bad guy.
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But it was Edwin who ended up being the most High and replaced his father.
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And and little was the God of the earth,
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which, I guess we were the riffraff. So
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this this story tells of the watchers,
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and, some might call them the following fallen
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angels and,
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and those were the pillars of Enki and, and little.
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And they had children with human women.
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And those were the
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Nephilim.
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Nephilim
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and the Nephilim were giants among men.
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And, a few good examples would be Gilgamesh,
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which also had the flood myth, and Nimrod, none other.
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And, also Enoch.
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But don't, don't confuse this with the Enoch, the good Enoch,
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because this Enoch was evil and simply bore
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the same name as the Enoch we know with the spaceships
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and the transcending to heaven without dying story.
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So, I guess, we could roll the clip
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or roll the clip, Nimrod, or give me,
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Mount Rushmore, and we could do the quest thing
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because I, instead of writing a monologue this week, I got busy in the forge.
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So it is show and tell time.
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These
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are my new pieces.
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This beauty is a dagger made out of,
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railroad spike.
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Beautiful.
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This isn't done yet,
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but, it's the third one that looks like a fish.
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And it is a punch.
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Dagger.
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Stab, stab, stab punch dagger.
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The rest of these are are a little more beautiful.
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This is the fish.
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Two with seven.
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Count them seven holes in the handle.
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But beautiful shape on this.
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It's really nice.
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So I made this.
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And it is heat treated so hardened steel,
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quenched in oil after some thermal cycling.
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So it is hard. Maybe a little too brittle.
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So it could use some,
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tempering.
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This was
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part of a half of a, lawnmower blade,
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and now it's got a little hole in it for.
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And that was the original. One more blade.
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I think you can open cans with that.
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Easy. Make this one.
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And, last but not least, I
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finally got my chopper done.
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Take them to a chopper.
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Oh, the clip roof.
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You're gonna suck.
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No matter what it is you try to do, burn your nose up, you're going to suck that.
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Me? My good luck a little bit.
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Do some some stuff.
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But you got to start second, to get the main, good at it, because you got to.
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Because you're going to have a second part of it
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to get the success.
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So you got to suck to get this.
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So you got it.
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It's going to be real bad stuff.
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So just get the part where you're just really bad at it over first,
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and then you can get on to being good at whatever it is you're doing. So.
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Just get yes or no.
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That down pretty hard.
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You fucking suck.
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Okay. Bye.
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He rocks and he's absolutely right.
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I am getting better at this.
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This this knife thing, but I suck at it.
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But I need me
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if I'm gonna keep going.
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Going for it?
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Just keep going.
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I kill him, Joe. Kill.
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It'll kill.
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Hey, hey. Whoa, whoa.
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New drops. That's great.
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I do watch that show nonstop every Friday.
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They got it on a quest TV or someone, or heroes and icons or whatever it is.
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I watch it, it's just everything sucks.
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Throw.
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You've got new drops.
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I was down the house tonight, and for not apropos of nothing,
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my wife said, tell drawer.
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I said, hi.
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So my wife says hi, Joe.
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Sure. Tell her I said drawer.
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You good?
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I do have a new one.
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Quest.
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Since this is our quest show.
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The one thing for Mount Rushmore is they are not ranked one through four.
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It is just, oh, they're all four.
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They're not, number one, not not numbered.
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Jason and the Argonauts.
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Quest for the Golden Fleece.
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Odysseus trying to exit or leave Troy,
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I'm going to go with the Epic of Gilgamesh because he's searching for eternal life,
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finds the plant
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that would restore its usefulness, and it gets swallowed by a serpent
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and the quest for the Holy Grail Bible figures.
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There's a mount Rushmore.
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You can't
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not put them on the Mount Rushmore just because of how influential they are.
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And I been the chair every 15 minutes, roughly.
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Anyway, I'll be right back.
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I have to go find a new chapter.
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I'll be right back.
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I have to go find a new chapter.
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I'll be right back.
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I have to go find a new chapter.
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What you got in your closet?
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Let's play.
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It's time to play. What's in drawers? Closet.
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What's it? Brothers closet. Let's see.
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What in the world in my closet.
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I'd like to say you're out.
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So you're out of the closet?
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Yeah. Oh, okay. Perfect, perfect.
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It's 20, 23, 25, 20, 25.
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Slow down.
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Get back in the closet is what I heard.
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Oh, 2025 it's time to get back in the closet.
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That's the closet.
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Like our Kelly.
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He was trapped in the closet.
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I don't know if you realize that.
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But do you guys happen to catch a football game over the weekend?
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Yes. Kelly, I heard the TV there.
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Yeah, I.
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Yeah, I just see the simulated combat on TV.
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Yeah, I watched it.
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A bunch of rich gladiators that could care less about me.
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Did you see it? Yeah. I'm empty too.
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Yeah, I did, I fill my head with facts and figures that don't matter.
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Instead of learning the political system and standing up for myself.
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So what do you think of the playoffs? What do you think? The weather.
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Oh, yeah.
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Why did you start bringing up I don't know, what do you think of,
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the surveillance grid going in?
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Have you heard about how they're listening to all of us without warrants, like.
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Well, gee, buddy, what you're bringing that up for? It's kind of weird.
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It's a false flag.
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It's false flag.
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You been in the chair less than every 15 minutes,
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and I've been in the chair every 15 minutes, roughly, anyway.
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Yeah, wrong
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room.
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All I know is,
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it's all over here anymore, but we we should talk about the halftime show.
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Holy crap.
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So what's his face?
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It was terrible.
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His outfit was stupid.
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Well,
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it lowered the bar so much, you know, you can't get a better halftime show.
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A better halftime show, better halftime show.
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But he dropped the bar so low we can for, like, a couple decades now.
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We just keep on improving.
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But I love how he he didn't have the the greatness yet that night.
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Never the fail.
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And then he did it.
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And then he finally did do it right here.
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Just make sure you had your note system from.
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Hey, Jim, come.
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Don't you want to get your hammy down party?
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Get the puppy playing with his nose down.
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What kind of weird case was he around for?
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The five number points to the fight.
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I'm on him to.
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I'm gonna do my stuff like.
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Like a love the crowd kind of strike a chord.
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It is probably a minor.
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Now, now you got to know when the crowd responds like that.
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That, as controversial as that is, I mean, so the.
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I would say
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borderline winning the,
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Janet Jackson fiasco, right?
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Yeah. Oh, yeah.
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Well, Drake has lawsuits against UMG,
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and he actually tried to sue the whoever's in charge of the NFL.
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Whatever.
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Rock, he already did there.
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That was yesterday.
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Because he wasn't going after.
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No, I mean, he wasn't
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he was trying to get them to not to perform the song is what?
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Oh, right.
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Going after the entity that is the NFL.
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Because he's right.
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His argument then is do you want to be caught up in, you know,
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legal stuff because you allow this artist to perform this controversial song?
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Oh, okay. Yeah. I preemptively
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I don't know how you get
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because he says like, hey, Drake, I hear you like them young, right?
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Oh, you're throwing a hint of doubt.
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You're not saying for sure, but right.
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I do, he says. Certified pedophile.
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Yeah. I need you to heard it from me.
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Allegedly. That's ignoring.
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That's after I hear you like them young.
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And then he said, you know, it's all like a bunch of
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unofficial statements that,
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I don't know, I like striking chords.
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Probably a minor love that.
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Like, he just walk in and he just goes, hey, Drake.
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And he's looking right at the camera, basically.
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Yeah, right. The Drake.
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But that, that was that it's it's it's, you know, this is the Super Bowl.
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This is the moment I thought,
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I thought it was interesting that he started the song, cut it off.
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You know, I was counting how many songs he did.
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It was 12, by the way.
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And, I didn't even know he had 12 songs.
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I didn't recognize half of them, but he started into the Drake.
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This song put it off when did like five more songs
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and then followed up with that five and did.
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Yeah, they like us. You not like they.
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They not like me.
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So I'm getting her there also, there also was, shot of Serena Williams,
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rolling up, here.
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So. Yeah. Really.
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Williams Crip walking to Serena Williams I'm like, oh no, they're not like that.
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Like, are you my friend?
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Former girlfriend of Drake?
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How can you tell?
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Oh, Crip walk and not a blood walk.
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There's a can. You can't tell I can't tell. It's.
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It wasn't just like, oh. Let's just sprinkle this song in here.
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There's some effort in there to kind of.
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Yeah. Seeds.
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You know, I didn't I didn't have the I didn't put that all together.
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Right? Hey, Serena, you want to be on this after all? Why?
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Well,
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yeah, she had to go along with it, you know what I mean?
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And she seems like she is dancing her ass off and happy about it. So.
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Yeah, I'm curious. On what.
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I'm curious on what she knows.
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I wonder if, you know, I don't know, maybe,
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maybe she has a younger sister that Drake was really into, and not her.
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Okay.
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But, her younger sister actually died, in Compton.
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She was shot in Compton. Long time ago, actually.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, okay.
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The more you know.
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Do you think, do you think Drake
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watch the halftime show? Yes.
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He probably switched over to the Puppy Bowl, actually,
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I should have switched to the Puppy Bowl.
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Team fluffy.
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He team fluffy won the Puppy Bowl with the team, swapping those like
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those like Puppy Bowl 21 or some crap that's been going on a long time.
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They must be the Kansas City of, Puppy Bowl.
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Eli was the big winner.
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Eli Manning, he won the, whatever called experienced.
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Ellen the kicker. Eli, Eli.
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We can finally see the kicker thing. Yeah.
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And and he won as the coach of the, the flag football Pro Bowl,
00:23:53
games, whatever it was.
00:23:56
Because there's no Pro Bowl game anymore.
00:23:58
There's just this flag football competition and the skills competition.
00:24:02
Are you getting into costume humor?
00:24:06
No. It says, hey, buddy, I really admire your effort.
00:24:09
You put into your streams.
00:24:11
I'd love to join you.
00:24:12
Next time.
00:24:13
Add me on discord.
00:24:14
It's E with E001.
00:24:17
Join. Join us right now, fuckface.
00:24:19
Do you want us right now? Fuck face.
00:24:20
If you're not some bot and twitch even if you're joining us right now.
00:24:25
Yeah.
00:24:25
Yeah, yeah.
00:24:26
It seems like, that I don't.
00:24:28
I don't buy that picture.
00:24:30
I don't think that picture is really him.
00:24:33
It's a purple line drawing of a head.
00:24:36
It doesn't look like you don't think he's got a very round head.
00:24:39
If that's his real head. Brady, if that were
00:24:44
so to throw a wrench in your.
00:24:46
Well, as far as someone who's, you know, not as
00:24:50
intertwined in the world of hip hop, what did you think?
00:24:52
Rapping inclined?
00:24:53
I was just glad that they weren't fucking, doing some satanic ritual worship.
00:24:57
Worshiping the devil.
00:24:58
Honestly, since Katy Perry, there was some stuff.
00:25:00
There always is.
00:25:01
I told that to my family.
00:25:02
They said I was crazy.
00:25:05
I'm Katy Perry, Madonna,
00:25:08
for black, I mean, it's repeated and it's known.
00:25:10
Maybe I don't believe this. Maybe you don't believe this.
00:25:12
But people do believe witchcraft.
00:25:13
The more people you can
00:25:14
get involved in your rich rituals, the stronger the ritual is.
00:25:17
So if you could get 115 million people to participate,
00:25:20
they would do that if they could.
00:25:22
Whether you believe in it or not, it doesn't.
00:25:24
You know, they they could be doing that.
00:25:26
And the Katy Perry one was the craziest ever.
00:25:28
She came in literally with the Four Horsemen of the apocalypse.
00:25:30
It was it was there like, no.
00:25:31
She has a song called The Dark Horse, but it was way more than that.
00:25:34
I had the Four Horsemen of the apocalypse in my opening monologue.
00:25:38
That wasn't, oh well, I love it.
00:25:41
I love that one where the Four Horsemen of the apocalypse are just coming in.
00:25:44
I don't remember who does it. It might be a Crowder skit.
00:25:46
They're just trying to visit Earth
00:25:48
and everyone runs in fear every time they come.
00:25:50
And they said, well, maybe it's because they're dragging hell behind them.
00:25:52
It's a funny skit. It's a hilarious skit.
00:25:55
Hilarious and hilarious skit.
00:25:57
That's a word that confuses me.
00:25:59
Is it a or an in front of a sound?
00:26:02
And so an hilarious skit that doesn't sound and hilarious.
00:26:06
I know it sounds clumsy, but it's correct.
00:26:11
And hilarious.
00:26:13
Can I disagree with Matt.
00:26:17
You can.
00:26:18
You have you have every right to be wrong.
00:26:21
Do go ahead make my day north.
00:26:24
We live in Michigan.
00:26:25
We know geese fly north for the of the winter.
00:26:29
Summer.
00:26:30
Do ducks fly north
00:26:33
south do the do ducks fly south for the for the winter?
00:26:36
Yes, they do,
00:26:38
they do.
00:26:38
You are correct. But there's a little trick.
00:26:40
That was a little trick question.
00:26:41
Do you know where they land, where they end up in Michigan.
00:26:44
Oh, they fly down from where it's really fucking cold.
00:26:48
And like Michigan, Ohio, Tennessee is where it starts to not be quite so cold.
00:26:52
And then they kind of just hang out here
00:26:53
unless it gets colder than they keep going.
00:26:54
Because I saw a shitload of ducks and I thought, you guys are so lost.
00:27:00
And then they told me they oh, oh migrated down from Canada.
00:27:04
They were to I thought they were only Canadian geese.
00:27:07
I learned,
00:27:09
okay.
00:27:11
Did everybody have a good day?
00:27:13
Is it a Super Bowl hangover?
00:27:15
Did everyone make it to work that actually has a employment?
00:27:18
I barely even watch the Super Bowl.
00:27:20
And then I, I don't know, I made $200 off the Super Bowl.
00:27:24
Does that count?
00:27:28
Yeah, I was there for the.
00:27:29
I was there worth 200, that's all.
00:27:31
I was literally tuning on.
00:27:34
So you were.
00:27:35
Yeah, I do, I, I made my wife and my daughter lose their mind.
00:27:38
So the, the halftime first half was over, halftime started
00:27:43
and the commentators were there.
00:27:44
And there's a bunch of smoke in the back
00:27:46
and it looked like they were taken down the stage.
00:27:48
And I said, oh, did you guys hear this year
00:27:50
you had to tune in to YouTube to see the halftime show.
00:27:52
It was only exclusively streaming on YouTube.
00:27:54
You must have missed it. I just it was just a stupid joke, dude.
00:27:56
I might as well have said the house was on fire.
00:27:59
They all.
00:28:00
My daughter's friend came over just to watch the halftime show.
00:28:04
Hahahahaha.
00:28:05
Could not have television at their house.
00:28:08
Yeah they do. But I mean it was an event.
00:28:10
They wanted to share this event, right? Yeah. Great.
00:28:12
Oh, they just want you to watch that they're that big.
00:28:14
And then when they found out whoever the guests, the pedophile stuff,
00:28:17
there were three, three initials women was performing.
00:28:20
Was it Zeus or was or it was a hazard or something like that.
00:28:23
Whoever. The red hair.
00:28:25
Yeah. They were so excited.
00:28:26
What a surprise she was. I'm like, I don't know any of these people.
00:28:29
I don't even know. I'm like, who is this?
00:28:30
Oh, they got some random lady just said, do sing the sing parts, guys.
00:28:33
Sometimes.
00:28:33
Sometimes the rappers,
00:28:34
they'll just use some studio artists that really doesn't have a name yet.
00:28:38
And I'm just one of those people.
00:28:39
But apparently it was the Scissor Bitch. I don't know.
00:28:42
Yeah, I don't, I don't know.
00:28:43
To me, I still, I don't know, Lamar is a fucking basketball player.
00:28:46
So I, you ask why you know he's a hip hop.
00:28:49
Knowledge is nothing. He he looks old.
00:28:52
Is he older or is he just young that looks older 38 I think.
00:28:56
So that's pretty old in the hip hop game. Right?
00:28:58
Yes. And sure.
00:28:59
But for him still kind of making a song that kind of sparks the youth like that.
00:29:03
Not like a song even.
00:29:05
It's weird because it's it's this kind of half part West Coast anthem.
00:29:10
Part oh, Drake song, part like,
00:29:14
I don't know, black power anthem, part just party song.
00:29:18
So it's just, it's so weird that it hits all these.
00:29:21
Well, and it was weird too, because the people on line, I tried to,
00:29:24
I was trying to follow. They were saying it was very,
00:29:27
it was too black.
00:29:28
If they start with the two hip hop.
00:29:30
Well, that's for that's how it's been.
00:29:32
Yeah, I agree, but then at the exact same time, Samuel
00:29:34
L Jackson comes out and part of the bit, he's like,
00:29:37
what are you saying that this first song is too ghetto?
00:29:39
And I start laughing.
00:29:40
I'm like, so whoever planned it obviously
00:29:44
planned it well, because whatever I was thinking, they knew I was thinking it.
00:29:47
Yeah.
00:29:48
So I looked into it because a lot of times
00:29:50
the people that I listen to that mention, all the satanic stuff that get shown,
00:29:54
they haven't done a podcast yet.
00:29:55
So I'm curious as to what they they'll find something they'll see I don't like.
00:29:58
And I watched it, I didn't I was not shocked.
00:30:01
I did not go.
00:30:03
I hope I didn't just participate in some ritual,
00:30:05
whether I believe in it or not.
00:30:06
Still, if it is true and you participate,
00:30:08
I don't think you have to be a willing participant.
00:30:10
Yeah, maybe you do.
00:30:12
So the research that I did, it looked like the
00:30:14
I like the look on Gary's face talking about nonsense.
00:30:16
Seriously. Let's go.
00:30:17
Favorite Kendrick Lamar was was playing the game.
00:30:20
So America's game.
00:30:21
So it was not the game of football.
00:30:23
It was the game of America.
00:30:25
And so that's why it was the X, the PlayStation controller style.
00:30:29
And yes, that's why it was like oh this is too ghetto.
00:30:32
This is not what you know.
00:30:33
Then he goes to more slower songs and he goes to something
00:30:36
that's a bit more radio, which is why scissor came out.
00:30:38
Those were more kind of like nicer sounding songs and stuff.
00:30:43
And then,
00:30:45
and then he punched.
00:30:46
I'm surprised because by putting by putting your
00:30:48
you're like Samuel L Jackson putting himself out there.
00:30:51
So you're he Samuel is so saying that I do think Drake is a pedophile.
00:30:55
You know, he. Yeah.
00:30:56
Being Samuel Jackson is like he's like one step below.
00:30:59
Let's get ready to rumble.
00:31:00
Like everyone has him announce their shit for some reason.
00:31:03
He announces, everybody shit.
00:31:04
He's like the MC.
00:31:06
So I think they just he just reads it.
00:31:08
He didn't even know what he was saying until he saw it on the Q card.
00:31:11
So he he he he supports, he knows the song.
00:31:14
I know, but he doesn't know that that's a
00:31:17
that's what know even I know that, you know, I we've introduced you to that.
00:31:21
So they were just waited with bated breath.
00:31:23
We played it on this show.
00:31:24
So I consider myself compassionate, empathetic.
00:31:27
But as far as the selfish side of me, things
00:31:29
that I don't care about, I forget the second you say it,
00:31:33
especially at my age, it's it's a shortcoming.
00:31:35
I remember a single thing on the show.
00:31:36
Yeah, and it's unfortunate because I'm missing out. I want to learn.
00:31:38
That's why I asked the same question six times.
00:31:40
If it's. Yeah, I don't care about.
00:31:42
I try to, I really do, but I'm honest with myself.
00:31:45
That's why I wear the lab coat.
00:31:46
I'm trying to teach you
00:31:49
know, I don't think that's why you wear it.
00:31:50
I think it's a trick. Kids in your van.
00:31:52
Oh, okay.
00:31:53
We're going from we're going from mass hysteria because Janet Jackson
00:31:57
had a tassel on her nipple, and one man is calling a grown man
00:32:01
a pedophile who is never been convicted of any type of pedophilia in his life.
00:32:05
And we're just, like, celebrating it.
00:32:07
And like, it's
00:32:08
I don't know, I'm more interested in what 50 cent has to say about Puff Daddy.
00:32:12
That's I like that he's I'm tired of the Janet Jackson
00:32:15
Justin Timberlake thing was like 15 years ago. The.
00:32:19
Have you seen Justin Timberlake?
00:32:20
He was a commercial. He's right, he's right.
00:32:24
They broke it.
00:32:24
They made it where you had
00:32:25
to manufacture some viral moment or it doesn't even count that year.
00:32:29
Well, I know I've heard and I know people in radio that literally they,
00:32:33
they had direct, direct orders from ALC, like they crack down on all FCC stuff.
00:32:39
They could not do a quarter of the shit that they were able to get away with.
00:32:43
And so it changed FCC and now they're starting to I,
00:32:47
I wager that this may be the last Super Bowl that's on over the air TV,
00:32:52
but no way. But.
00:32:57
They might give you some half assed like, low, you know, limited access.
00:33:00
But they're going to stream it because once you stream it,
00:33:02
you don't have to follow the FCC.
00:33:04
Yeah. Well yes or no I don't know.
00:33:06
So the WWE just recently, a couple of weeks ago, made their,
00:33:09
Netflix debut and wait, I don't wanna get too far away.
00:33:12
Hold on to that thought with the wrestling Kendrick Lamar, Ryan has a comment.
00:33:16
He's so fucking overrated.
00:33:19
He had one good song Swimming Pools.
00:33:20
That's it.
00:33:21
Drake would have been way more entertaining
00:33:23
because Drake's songs are catchier and just better.
00:33:26
Let's say you got your
00:33:28
Left just tells me that Ryan does not have a good ear for rap music,
00:33:31
because the people that say Drake's songs are catchier and better means that I can.
00:33:36
I can listen to the words and understand what he is saying, and he's saying
00:33:40
things that aren't that complicated,
00:33:41
so I can understand exactly what he's saying is what?
00:33:44
Yeah, but you, dude, so are you literally need to like unpackaged his fucking
00:33:49
raps like it's it's it's and he's saying stuff that actually matters.
00:33:52
Like things that are important. He's trying to teach the life lessons.
00:33:54
Like he's not just talking about, you know, but
00:33:56
when people are driving home from work, they don't want complex life lessons.
00:34:00
They want to tap their finger and not think about their day.
00:34:03
Different artists.
00:34:04
I'm just saying I agree with what he's saying because I have the same thing.
00:34:06
I'm a progressive metal rocker and people hate the complexity.
00:34:09
They want to listen to AcDc.
00:34:11
Anything that they actually have to concentrate on
00:34:13
or pay attention to is usually too much for them.
00:34:15
Not in a bad way, but it's just like, why bother?
00:34:18
Exhausting my brain trying to learn a song.
00:34:21
They just want to kind of experience it.
00:34:22
They don't want it to try and figure it out.
00:34:24
Like you had said something on the show.
00:34:25
You like to listen to rap, to learn the songs, you know, to learn the lyrics
00:34:30
or, you know, I don't think I don't think most people want to do that.
00:34:33
They just pick up what they hear,
00:34:34
they fill in the blanks and move on with their day.
00:34:36
Music is a background.
00:34:42
I gonna hit the higher button.
00:34:43
Influential.
00:34:46
Oh, wait, Mary's not the man is a.
00:34:48
The man has won a Pulitzer Prize for his his right writing.
00:34:52
I wasn't disagreeing with what you were saying.
00:34:55
I was. Hey, hold on.
00:34:56
I agree with what you're saying. His latest album is.
00:34:58
And I don't think his latest album was that great.
00:35:02
I agree with what you're saying.
00:35:03
I like more complex music.
00:35:04
I like riddles that are harder to solve instead of like, you know, well,
00:35:08
toe Sesame Street riddles.
00:35:10
That's where that not like a song comes in, right?
00:35:12
But don't you think Drake knows that too?
00:35:14
He and he writes songs that are more appealing to everyone.
00:35:18
Drake.
00:35:18
It's it's very, very, skeptical that Drake.
00:35:22
You you create you create music.
00:35:24
So I can relate to you already.
00:35:26
I probably maybe I'm wrong, but you're going to judge people
00:35:29
that dumbed down their music for the art for the listener.
00:35:32
Anyways, you're going to be like, why not?
00:35:33
Necessarily because Jay-Z has done the same thing in a sense,
00:35:38
because he's a he's admitted it, but at the same time
00:35:42
he doesn't I don't know,
00:35:44
I guess there like a fine line that I guess I hold that I probably
00:35:48
I do know I love fucking with pure you come off as a rap
00:35:52
purist too, like you have your own set of rules.
00:35:55
Sure, I guess so.
00:35:56
I just know what I, what I like, and it's pretty obvious because so does Ryan.
00:36:00
Thank you for saying that.
00:36:02
I disagree with Ryan on this point.
00:36:05
Drake sucks.
00:36:06
Sorry. Sorry, Ryan. I can't argue with both of them.
00:36:08
I guess I lose because I don't know, I have no I have nothing to stand on. I
00:36:12
it's pretty awful.
00:36:14
What's the most popular song?
00:36:15
What would I know?
00:36:17
Fucking the one with passion fruit.
00:36:19
And it's the worst song ever to play.
00:36:21
The one with, I don't know, it fucking, anything in,
00:36:26
And nothing so.
00:36:27
Oh, yeah.
00:36:27
So he's on little Wayne and Eminem and this is one of his first, like,
00:36:31
major hit songs.
00:36:33
And he starts with last name ever.
00:36:35
First name greatest. Like a sprained ankle.
00:36:39
Nothing to play with.
00:36:40
Like that is like, that's that's corny.
00:36:42
That's bad. That's lame. You're coming on with.
00:36:44
I thought that sounded good. Eminem's verse.
00:36:46
And then you hear a Lil Wayne.
00:36:47
Oh, he made it sound good.
00:36:48
He was like, whose you is it?
00:36:50
Who is this dude?
00:36:52
Like a sprained ankle.
00:36:53
Ain't nothing to play with.
00:36:55
It's clever. So, so brilliant.
00:36:57
It is. It sounds like. Sounds like dad. Right.
00:36:59
Dad rapping to his children, right?
00:37:03
Like he wants to squeeze a life lesson in there.
00:37:05
Maybe he going to children.
00:37:06
Hey, Drake, I hear. Hey, great.
00:37:09
What's the alleged illness?
00:37:10
What's the story behind that?
00:37:11
Is there any teeth to it, or is it just,
00:37:14
probably a minor.
00:37:16
Are you familiar with Millie Bobby Brown?
00:37:20
No, he was an actress.
00:37:21
I think I know Bobby Brown, and I know, I think I know Milli Vanilli.
00:37:24
Confusing.
00:37:25
Yeah. Yeah, I, I don't know, Millie Brown.
00:37:28
Yeah. Like little nasal.
00:37:30
Hold on.
00:37:31
Like, if I know NAS white people aren't confusing to me.
00:37:35
So is USA today.
00:37:36
You can get it from USA today.
00:37:38
The explanation of the beef
00:37:39
I love how this is being picked up like like mainstream entities.
00:37:42
Now you hungry?
00:37:44
I hate guys, I mean drink ass up.
00:37:46
I know people that are close to me that care more about celebrities
00:37:49
gossip than they care about me, and it irritates the fuck out of me.
00:37:52
I think this is way more entertaining and they don't care.
00:37:54
The super Bowl and they don't care.
00:37:56
I know it's
00:37:56
way more entertaining than me, obviously, but yeah, they they married me.
00:38:02
Oh, they did.
00:38:05
So yeah.
00:38:06
Yeah I have a, I have a bill of sale to prove it that I, I'm her
00:38:11
nice.
00:38:12
Do you have a certificate for your wife I do, I do okay.
00:38:16
When you explain that to them
00:38:17
and you show them the actual wording, they get really upset.
00:38:20
It is a bill of lading.
00:38:21
It is your bill of sale for your wife.
00:38:23
There's no. There's no ifs, ands or buts about it.
00:38:25
I brought her up to her hairdresser.
00:38:27
There it is against Michigan law for a wife to go and get her haircut
00:38:32
without explicit permission from her husband.
00:38:38
The irony,
00:38:39
the irony of you judging hair too, is not lost on. Hey,
00:38:43
I like my hair or lack thereof, I.
00:38:47
I like the alleged hair too.
00:38:49
I look like this.
00:38:52
It's great.
00:38:53
I thought it was funny last week.
00:38:55
My dark, the dark circles under my eyes were worse than usual.
00:38:58
I looked like a zombie.
00:39:01
It was so cool.
00:39:02
I was like, look at the ghoul. Oh, that's me
00:39:05
who's great.
00:39:06
Raise your light up a little or lower it.
00:39:08
You'll fix that if you have lighting.
00:39:10
It looks like you.
00:39:11
You realize this is Barton Lighting, right?
00:39:14
This is a barn.
00:39:17
You do realize it was a white one
00:39:19
or they're not the lighting.
00:39:22
I have one right there that's not even being used for your side.
00:39:24
You. Can you take him use if you need.
00:39:26
Yeah. Oh, I remember you saw. I'm just.
00:39:29
I'm a stranger.
00:39:30
Well, you could change your health and sleep and eat, right.
00:39:33
That would get rid of the dark circles to screw that.
00:39:36
Yeah, that's what I say.
00:39:37
Fuck that.
00:39:38
At my age, I don't care what I look like.
00:39:41
No, no, I mean, except her or on this show every week
00:39:48
I do comb my hair and
00:39:49
maybe trim my beard a little bit on Mondays.
00:39:52
Really.
00:39:52
I always do the trim on Saturdays.
00:39:56
Riveting. Riveting.
00:39:57
You don't like?
00:39:58
Yeah, we're
00:39:58
really putting out quality material, like our personal banter on the show.
00:40:02
That's that's how great you talk about.
00:40:05
We talked about the Super Bowl.
00:40:07
We talked about that was really a productive segment, wasn't it?
00:40:10
Here, we got this I don't know what this is.
00:40:11
Please go back to, Drake really quick follow up.
00:40:13
You awesome. Okay, okay.
00:40:15
Yeah I did.
00:40:16
So many fans attribute these lines to Drake's
00:40:18
receiving backlash and, receiving backlash in 2018.
00:40:21
So the lines in the song. Right.
00:40:22
So here's the thing.
00:40:23
Star Millie Bobby Brown, then 14, revealed she consider the rapper Drake quote,
00:40:27
a great friend and a great role model despite their 17 year age difference.
00:40:32
Oh wait, is that 50 and 67?
00:40:35
There's also so no. Then she was quote.
00:40:38
So this is the where it gets controversial
00:40:39
as she's questioned about this on a red carpet.
00:40:42
Just a friendly just a friendly like, oh, you know, oh like Drake I bet.
00:40:46
Like that's interesting. That's cool. All right.
00:40:47
That's got to be crazy.
00:40:48
What he allegedly allegedly told me.
00:40:51
How did this all go?
00:40:52
This is.
00:40:53
There's nothing legit about this.
00:40:54
This is her firsthand account.
00:40:56
What about your relationship with Drake?
00:40:58
Tell me about your friendship.
00:40:59
How did this all just say first hand?
00:41:01
I met him in Australia, and, he's honestly so fantastic.
00:41:04
And that's a fake accent. Great.
00:41:06
Great role model. You know, we text, we just text each other.
00:41:09
The other day, he was like, I miss you so much.
00:41:10
I was like, I miss you more.
00:41:12
He's coming to Atlanta, so I'm definitely going to go and see him.
00:41:15
I'm so excited. Yeah, you and Drake.
00:41:17
That's awesome.
00:41:18
That's awesome.
00:41:19
What advice does he look at him.
00:41:21
That's awesome how old boys. He helps me.
00:41:23
What.
00:41:24
Yeah yeah yeah. He's great.
00:41:25
He's wonderful I love his advice with boys.
00:41:27
You know that stays in the text messages.
00:41:31
This is like princess.
00:41:32
Yeah, right.
00:41:33
Fucking weird.
00:41:34
Well, yeah.
00:41:37
I don't, I don't know.
00:41:39
Oh, that's really weird.
00:41:40
That's 14 oh 14 in that, in that she's 14.
00:41:44
She's I think are they related.
00:41:46
Are they related? Nope.
00:41:48
Do they have outside connections like family, friends, childhood star helping.
00:41:52
Another childhood star. See, now that sucks.
00:41:55
If it's honestly genuine help because the world has ruined
00:41:58
that sort of help teams she's got. He's a.
00:42:01
What is he getting out of this? He's not managing her.
00:42:02
He's not getting a fucking bucket change.
00:42:04
He's not working with it.
00:42:05
Everybody needs a mentor should I not?
00:42:07
So I shouldn't try to find the benefit of the doubt here.
00:42:10
I well, I'm just saying I don't know.
00:42:12
I don't know about you,
00:42:12
but I avoid a situation that may make it look fucking weird.
00:42:16
Did you see? Yeah. About Jews.
00:42:21
Not that real quiet.
00:42:22
I don't know when my fucking.
00:42:23
When my when my girlfriend's nieces, they, like, run up to me
00:42:25
and they're just happened to be, you know, this tall
00:42:29
and they, you know, the reason I included that video you just had up
00:42:32
there, I, like, turn
00:42:34
when they come to hug, it's like, no, no, don't put your head in my crotch.
00:42:36
It's weird.
00:42:37
It's a race between the, the the two foreign guys.
00:42:41
One's Mr.
00:42:42
Bean and one's someone else.
00:42:44
And this someone else race
00:42:47
writes is they're both foreign.
00:42:50
But the one foreign guy
00:42:52
writes his nines like a G.
00:42:57
Like a g.
00:42:57
Like like a G
00:42:59
gangster, yo.
00:43:01
Or your G.
00:43:02
Your is.
00:43:05
Yeah.
00:43:05
First of all, draw when you won one.
00:43:08
When you're short names than what we are is r around
00:43:12
like he's going to help us with a song about that song.
00:43:18
Just in case.
00:43:19
Yeah.
00:43:20
And you could you do to go,
00:43:25
oh, you're the ninth.
00:43:31
Look at the nine.
00:43:34
Who won?
00:43:36
Yeah. Everyone.
00:43:38
Everyone.
00:43:40
Oh, hey, that's not really Mr.
00:43:41
Bean. I thought it really was.
00:43:44
It's not really for me.
00:43:46
I don't think it's not Mr.
00:43:48
Bean.
00:43:49
It sure looks like it's back Laughing.
00:43:51
It's not.
00:43:52
There it is, Mr.
00:43:53
Bean. Oh.
00:43:57
So I just like that song
00:43:59
from the like when the, America's Got Talent,
00:44:03
contestants turn into animals.
00:44:05
Yeah, yeah, it is the same.
00:44:08
And that's that's on and go.
00:44:10
I also had, I missed the,
00:44:14
zombie apocalypse from the,
00:44:17
The Book of John.
00:44:19
There's a zombie apocalypse in the Bible,
00:44:21
and I didn't cover it last week.
00:44:24
Well, the rapture happened.
00:44:26
If you believe in the rapture, it has to be pretty.
00:44:28
Zam zam zam before the album.
00:44:31
That's living people.
00:44:34
That's like the Enoch story.
00:44:35
Know the.
00:44:37
When Jesus was crucified in the,
00:44:41
And Jesus, according to the apostle John,
00:44:45
the the tombs, the graves opened up
00:44:47
and the, the dead started roaming the streets.
00:44:52
That's in the Bible
00:44:54
where they actually dead or were they just they were undead.
00:44:57
Well, there was probably a in real life and that really happened.
00:45:02
There would be at least another account of it.
00:45:05
But no, it's only told in John and nowhere else.
00:45:11
I think they may have one account.
00:45:13
I'm saying there would be more than a lot
00:45:17
more than one account of a zombie apocalypse.
00:45:20
Absolutely. Actually happening.
00:45:22
You know, it better be like, oh, all the all the lost, like, books,
00:45:26
you know, due to floods and burning and, you know, book burning
00:45:29
and all that yet, oh, I know, I know, people are going to shit.
00:45:33
You know how much of an, a lot of times they had one
00:45:35
assigned historian that not everyone was taking accounts, right.
00:45:39
As people were, reading, the Dead Sea Scrolls
00:45:42
would have something in their for sure.
00:45:45
That's an assumption.
00:45:49
We found a lot of good material in the Dead Sea Scrolls.
00:45:51
Just nothing about Jesus.
00:45:53
Okay, you can have a qualified assumption.
00:45:55
Still, in some.
00:45:57
Okay.
00:45:57
I decided to use other materials.
00:46:00
Do you think they had an idea that this was something that was happening
00:46:03
and that they wanted to avoid?
00:46:05
So they wrote shit down on, you know, harder materials like metals or,
00:46:10
I don't know.
00:46:12
Oh, yes. Yes.
00:46:13
Paper, I guess stone, you know,
00:46:16
do you think they knew like this has happened before, where
00:46:18
if we write it down on paper, it gets fucking lost.
00:46:20
So let's go somewhere
00:46:21
and put it on something that I think they randomly wrote it on everything.
00:46:25
And then just by sheer outcome,
00:46:29
well, that's worth it that much.
00:46:31
That's one of the messages of Elon Musk.
00:46:33
The reason we must go is because we got to get
00:46:40
as much information through the next bottleneck as we can't.
00:46:43
We're coming up on a cataclysmic event.
00:46:46
The the universe is a cyclical thing, and we're coming up
00:46:51
on a cataclysmic event, and there's no avoiding it.
00:46:54
And the whatever we can, wherever we can go or send something
00:46:59
or get something beyond that point,
00:47:05
because we're not going to make it.
00:47:07
The three of us won't survive.
00:47:09
That's an assumption.
00:47:11
The yes,
00:47:13
next week fledge rants, assumptions.
00:47:16
Next week. Okay.
00:47:17
Actually, next week should be president's.
00:47:19
You can all go fuck yourselves.
00:47:22
I tried doing that last week.
00:47:24
Yeah.
00:47:24
Personal don't don't don't you think that was a little bit personal?
00:47:28
No, but think about it.
00:47:30
Actually taking your own penis, bending it and shoving it up your own ass.
00:47:33
That's about as personal as you can get.
00:47:37
No. How else would you fuck yourself?
00:47:40
I'm telling you to go comment down below.
00:47:41
How do you fuck yourself?
00:47:45
Now see a woman,
00:47:46
it's a lot harder and also a lot easier.
00:47:49
Wait, how can that's not.
00:47:51
Those are compatible, but we can just say they are and then move on.
00:47:56
It's easier. No.
00:47:58
Or it's a great no.
00:48:00
I love a good no.
00:48:01
It's easier than admitting both things cannot exist
00:48:06
okay.
00:48:06
We're going to have that compatible is a conversation aren't we.
00:48:10
Not. Yeah I'm ready to have it out.
00:48:11
Oh, no.
00:48:13
Listen, last week I had to carry a half hour of the show
00:48:16
right out of the gate this time.
00:48:18
No, I don't have to do squat.
00:48:19
I'm ready to go.
00:48:20
Whole point of the fucking show to begin with.
00:48:23
Yeah, was it? Sure was.
00:48:25
And now that I have enough of the time, I send videos like this.
00:48:28
This is great. I love this guy.
00:48:31
So if
00:48:32
you gotta, you gotta promise you you don't care if it's worth two.
00:48:36
And so keep thinking about, the problem and they can't see,
00:48:41
figure out what you need to do about the problem and
00:48:44
or maybe the problem is that, there's nothing you can do about the problem.
00:48:49
And the real problem is,
00:48:50
if you think about the problem all the time and and, making,
00:48:54
big problem, that's not even the problem that you have that you think is problem.
00:48:58
Because your problem is if you're thinking about
00:49:01
the problem all the time and there's nothing you can do about it,
00:49:03
and that's your problem is you're always creating the problem.
00:49:06
But the problem is you.
00:49:08
I have anything you can do anything about.
00:49:10
So problem.
00:49:12
So when you think about your problems, think about hey,
00:49:15
it's right there and do about it.
00:49:17
And if if there's nothing you can do about it, it's not really a problem.
00:49:23
So maybe your problem is you're just trying to make problems.
00:49:27
You hear that? So you have something. Yeah.
00:49:29
Fix. No.
00:49:30
Your other real problems. You can do something bad.
00:49:32
So you distract yourself with other problems.
00:49:36
There are real problems.
00:49:39
Except you're making
00:49:41
problems.
00:49:42
Got you got a problem with that?
00:49:44
Okay, now, hope you have a super freaking awesome,
00:49:48
non problematic day and stuff.
00:49:52
If I don't think you said that right.
00:49:54
Oh, I missed the fucking. Okay, bye.
00:49:56
If I would tell my mom that, that would be cool.
00:49:59
Huge problem.
00:50:01
Well, remember last week I told you that I'm
00:50:03
the problem because, like, oh, okay, I've got some back.
00:50:07
So a follow up story to that, the story I told about Big Andy
00:50:12
and moving out of his locker that I started the show with last week.
00:50:16
So, we were the number one doubles team.
00:50:21
The the
00:50:22
varsity, our high school varsity tennis team.
00:50:25
We the number one doubles team for our junior year. So,
00:50:31
as senior year came around and I, I wasn't feeling it.
00:50:35
I was working part time at the only restaurant
00:50:38
in Davis Burg, Michigan, and Angelo's fine Italian eatery. And,
00:50:43
Bobby Gagne still tried out for the tennis team, of course,
00:50:46
wound up with the the number one doubles position that we locked down.
00:50:51
But he was in search of a partner,
00:50:53
and he wasn't happy with the guy he was paired up with.
00:50:55
So at school the next day, he said, I need you.
00:50:58
You got to come back.
00:50:59
And I was already involved in the school, you know, theater program.
00:51:03
I was already,
00:51:06
yes, yes, I was the best spin,
00:51:09
big surprise here.
00:51:11
And I was already working, like,
00:51:13
every other night at the restaurant, like,
00:51:17
I didn't have time for tennis practice, but I wasn't going to leave
00:51:21
Big Eddie out to dry, so,
00:51:24
after missing the first week
00:51:26
of tennis practice, I show up, and I'm welcome back.
00:51:30
And we held down the number one doubles position.
00:51:33
And we ended up going
00:51:36
on a trip.
00:51:37
We we always went on a road trip to Canada,
00:51:42
so we left the country for this road trip.
00:51:45
And we had a challenge for the number one double spot.
00:51:50
And I don't remember the kid's names, but they beat us in our challenge.
00:51:54
So we ended up being bumped down to number two doubles
00:51:57
big and you know, and he was so pissed.
00:52:00
So he was he was on our tennis team.
00:52:03
He was the power. I was the speed.
00:52:06
As you can tell by my scrawny little arm,
00:52:09
that's kind of fitting that that someone else had to be the power anyway.
00:52:12
So he was at the baseline, and I had rushed the net,
00:52:15
so he thought you were retarded.
00:52:19
I'm just thinking he made it all the way to the base line.
00:52:22
Nice.
00:52:23
Well, you could look up what these lines are called, but the back line.
00:52:27
And so we had like six matching rackets.
00:52:31
All Prince approach, all the same color.
00:52:33
And he took the Prince approach.
00:52:35
He was throw
00:52:36
he was using and threw it from the baseline on the one side
00:52:39
over the net, over the other court, over the double size
00:52:43
fence and out into the field on the other side.
00:52:46
So I took my identical prince approach and threw it as hard
00:52:50
as I could from like 30ft in front of him and it didn't make it over the fence.
00:52:54
Crashed into the fence.
00:52:55
We landed inside the the fenced in area inside the court
00:52:59
and but I was trying to, you know, stay unified as a team.
00:53:03
He threw his racket over the fence.
00:53:04
So I tried to throw mine over the fence shorter, and I didn't make it.
00:53:09
So, so we were kicked off the tennis team
00:53:13
on a road trip to another country.
00:53:16
So we were in a foreign country
00:53:19
and no longer on the tennis team we had traveled with.
00:53:22
So there was that story.
00:53:25
And, that is really bizarre.
00:53:28
People.
00:53:29
But that was that was my tennis journey home early.
00:53:32
And it really but my point of that story is, the problem. Yes.
00:53:37
We are not pleased with our relationship and the
00:53:40
and the the previous dude, I shared a locker with.
00:53:44
And the next day I shared a locker with, like,
00:53:47
and basically all of my friends is I'm a prick.
00:53:51
That was the point guard pick up a I.
00:53:55
So I also,
00:54:00
like, oh,
00:54:04
could we do much quite a while.
00:54:08
Oh, oh,
00:54:14
I'm not had a wonderful life.
00:54:16
But you definitely live your life more like I do.
00:54:18
It was a story. It would help you.
00:54:21
I did. It was a real story.
00:54:24
It was real moral.
00:54:25
You tell champions
00:54:28
egg roll, we thought we were champion.
00:54:32
The number one doubles team.
00:54:34
Spot it back.
00:54:36
So you were the champion? Yes.
00:54:39
Lee Sedol is the go champion of the world.
00:54:42
And he has recently retired because the sport is ruined because I.
00:54:48
Yeah, well, I killed chess for everyone.
00:54:52
And then it was, Well, what was the name of the program that, beat jeopardy!
00:54:58
Watson.
00:55:00
So Watson beat jeopardy! What?
00:55:03
And then.
00:55:04
And then some computer was
00:55:07
or did computer learning and picked up going like five games.
00:55:11
And now no human being could beat the go computer.
00:55:14
Oh, how was Watson. How long ago was that.
00:55:17
That was AI.
00:55:18
That was essentially AI, right?
00:55:20
Yeah, it was like 20 years ago.
00:55:22
So it was machine learning instead of language model.
00:55:25
But AI is a vague term.
00:55:28
It's the difference. Sure.
00:55:30
Huge difference.
00:55:31
A large language model, like I've explained before is like a, you know,
00:55:35
when you start typing in an autocomplete, it's like that and imagine that.
00:55:39
But instead of for your word, your entire thought
00:55:41
and everything in your life is trying to assume
00:55:43
and predict what you're going to say and do, whereas machine
00:55:46
language is just programed, you know, whatever you put into it, it comes out.
00:55:49
So I don't think
00:55:52
I don't think it
00:55:53
is like I think it has to do it has to learn.
00:55:57
Like in the old days,
00:55:58
it would have to do it and learn and then it would make that mistake again.
00:56:00
Now I can just predict everything
00:56:04
and just just simulate
00:56:06
every game and go, I'll never play that way and learn every way to beat you.
00:56:09
Okay, I learned how, I learned how to how do you do you know how to play? Go?
00:56:14
It's, It's like a giant Othello.
00:56:18
I don't know, man.
00:56:21
Okay?
00:56:23
I don't fucking know Othello.
00:56:24
You you flip the pieces.
00:56:25
Yeah. It's nothing like I want nothing.
00:56:28
So the answer he meant to say was no, I don't know how to play.
00:56:31
No, I don't know how to play fucking Jack.
00:56:34
I've seen a play that looks like Othello to me.
00:56:37
It's so easy.
00:56:38
You just have to surround a piece and then you can take it back.
00:56:41
It pretty much is it say open spot.
00:56:44
It's called the Liberty, and you can play that way.
00:56:46
Whoever has the most complicated, though.
00:56:48
Yeah, it gets counterintuitive.
00:56:51
And you think you could do it
00:56:54
because it takes, you know, human intuition. No.
00:56:58
And I think what
00:57:00
we're going to say human intuition doesn't exist.
00:57:04
Nope. That's not spirit.
00:57:06
You're getting a sense of predicting what I'm going to say.
00:57:09
I'm a human.
00:57:10
I'm I'm a horrible predictor.
00:57:12
I don't know,
00:57:14
I don't know,
00:57:15
but so if you're
00:57:16
if you want to try to play go a lot of people
00:57:17
play on the 16 by 16 board, which you're right, it's incredibly complex.
00:57:21
It gets overwhelming.
00:57:22
But you can play on a smaller I think it starts at a six or a nine by nine board.
00:57:26
Then it's ELO.
00:57:28
No, no, it's still go the same rules.
00:57:30
You got to try and surround your piece and not get surrounded.
00:57:33
And then when nobody can move anymore, whoever has the most board wins.
00:57:38
It's quite simple and quite fun,
00:57:41
but it's kind of like I get, I get it why the computer would win.
00:57:43
Like when you play tic tac toe when you're a kid, it's an amazing game.
00:57:46
Then when you realize, you know,
00:57:48
just don't go here and you never lose and it's always a try, that kind of thing.
00:57:52
That's pretty much probably as easy as goal was. I.
00:57:56
As long as I don't set myself up in this position, I'll never lose.
00:58:00
And humans, I don't think, have the patience
00:58:02
if they will never go against the plan, so to speak.
00:58:05
Humans get bored.
00:58:07
I used to play chess with Stefan.
00:58:08
I think we played.
00:58:09
I played him chess with him the most.
00:58:11
Yeah, and he was just.
00:58:12
He was just more disciplined than me.
00:58:14
I would be like, he's he. I'm like, I don't have the time.
00:58:16
I don't play a seven hour game of chess. So I'm just.
00:58:18
And then I would just start getting careless just to end the game.
00:58:21
And he knew it. So he would just hold me. He would just wait me out.
00:58:26
See, but
00:58:27
with chess, there's an astronomical number of moves that can be played
00:58:33
like some gigantic astronomical.
00:58:36
Like there are more moves in
00:58:38
chess than there are subatomic particles in the known universe.
00:58:41
Did you just make that up?
00:58:43
No, I've heard that. I've read that.
00:58:45
I mean, allegedly, it seems like a lot.
00:58:49
I'll look it up.
00:58:50
Fact check me in real time.
00:58:54
The the quote is
00:58:56
there are more possible chess moves
00:58:59
than there are subatomic particles in the known universe.
00:59:05
But, I mean, every move is based on the number move.
00:59:07
Here it is.
00:59:08
The number of moves is at most ten to the 123rd power.
00:59:12
Absolutely more than ants.
00:59:14
Okay.
00:59:15
Subatomic particles in the known universe, I says,
00:59:18
which is more than the known atoms in the observable universe.
00:59:23
Okay.
00:59:26
This number is known as the comment below.
00:59:28
If you know, do you know, be really great.
00:59:32
If Shannon was on, I can't comment below.
00:59:37
The it's called the Shannon number.
00:59:39
It's called the Shannon.
00:59:40
The Shannon number.
00:59:42
Yeah. Who? Shannon.
00:59:44
Next question.
00:59:45
Who? Shannon is your wife? Know who Shannon is?
00:59:47
Yeah. No kidding.
00:59:49
Is your wife Shannon?
00:59:50
You damn.
00:59:51
You know, every step of the way.
00:59:54
There's so many, so many variables, so many moves.
00:59:57
That's why.
00:59:57
And then every time that changes, that's why I don't like.
01:00:00
I don't believe in the,
01:00:02
multi universe because people think in their minds,
01:00:05
they just think if I steer left or I steer right and you know, it's
01:00:08
every degree of turning in every direction and not, you know,
01:00:13
if everything exists, if every option exists in every atoms choice
01:00:18
or that still doesn't mean
01:00:21
that doesn't create an infinity.
01:00:25
It's just like you said, really, really, really,
01:00:26
really, really, really, really, really big number.
01:00:30
I think it would be an infinity,
01:00:36
because we're assuming we are assuming that it ends.
01:00:38
There's an end point,
01:00:39
but if there's no end point, it would go on for an an infinity or a.
01:00:43
Yeah.
01:00:44
Then then you get to a singularity. Okay.
01:00:46
So how about that, artificial intelligence,
01:00:51
creating consciousness in a,
01:00:55
what it called the, the, the, the computer
01:00:58
that, IBM or Google had to shut down
01:01:02
the quantum.
01:01:03
What what makes you think it's consciousness?
01:01:06
That's the that's what they were speculating.
01:01:09
So. And then the expert jumped on, right away and said, don't anthro.
01:01:13
I can't say that word. Anthropomorphize.
01:01:15
Answer.
01:01:15
Move more of a probe. More of the the.
01:01:18
Wow. Me neither.
01:01:19
I got of it's a very difficult word.
01:01:21
But what you're doing, I believe with all those
01:01:25
assumptions and predictions, is your anthem.
01:01:27
You're making it human rights. Not it's not.
01:01:30
There isn't into a lot about those human traits.
01:01:33
There's patterns.
01:01:34
What they end up with does
01:01:34
they found out with those patterns is it was protecting itself.
01:01:37
It was creating its own encryption layer.
01:01:41
And not not not to protect itself, just as an inherent
01:01:45
they called it a flaw.
01:01:46
But a flaw doesn't happen in a pattern.
01:01:49
Oh, maybe it does
01:01:51
pattern. Well, I take that back UK.
01:01:53
Yeah, I flaws can definitely create patterns.
01:01:55
That's a stupid thing. I just said.
01:01:58
For some reason we were getting deep
01:02:00
there for a second when you blew it.
01:02:03
Hey, I didn't pull away from the screen.
01:02:08
How many possible moves are there at any given time in chess?
01:02:10
God damn it.
01:02:12
Like for one turn.
01:02:16
It's gotta be around.
01:02:17
Approximate. I'll go.
01:02:20
Since it's 30 to 40.
01:02:24
30? Yeah. Are you reading it?
01:02:25
Can you see my know?
01:02:27
From what? How?
01:02:29
But then the number of positions, the number of possible positions.
01:02:32
After a few moves increases rapidly.
01:02:36
Oh, yeah.
01:02:38
Up to 72,000 and then up to 318 billion after four.
01:02:42
Oh, boy.
01:02:44
That's some exponential growth there.
01:02:47
But just that's just an idea.
01:02:48
Like you, even the best chess player with the most disciplined regiment
01:02:52
would have to still be lucky to hit every one of those 318 billion.
01:02:57
And what do they have? A three minute time limit?
01:02:59
We should have set up a game of go for today.
01:03:01
I tried
01:03:03
oh, there's there's a there's a shortcoming that I'd rather not
01:03:06
talk about because it's you.
01:03:09
Oh. So since you're on your phone filming,
01:03:12
I think it's just how long how would we play go right now?
01:03:15
Plus, go is always only a two person.
01:03:18
Oh, you have a tablet.
01:03:19
All right, well, let's play go. But how are you going to.
01:03:21
How are we going to get that on the screen?
01:03:22
You need to be able to share.
01:03:25
No I can see your password.
01:03:29
Yeah, yeah.
01:03:33
Actually you can see the,
01:03:34
the link for this show.
01:03:38
I just I think we should publish it.
01:03:40
It might be more fun.
01:03:41
Yeah.
01:03:42
Let the the person from the chat in.
01:03:47
I'm pretty sure that is the real head
01:03:49
discord, but
01:03:52
discord bot,
01:03:54
call it if you want.
01:03:55
At 15863 around three there.
01:03:57
You know, my original GPS unit was called Tomtom.
01:04:01
Go Tomtom.
01:04:02
I remember the Tomtom, you know, 563726873.
01:04:06
All right guys, did you guys see the ads in the during the Super Bowl?
01:04:10
One was for DuckDuckGo.
01:04:13
Nice.
01:04:13
And I think that's just you take the the the childhood game duck duck goose
01:04:19
and drop the Aussie.
01:04:23
So off the end of it I think they just heard that there was
01:04:26
there was like an overarching theme of like,
01:04:28
more Americanism, less, yeah.
01:04:31
Are you kidding?
01:04:31
It wasn't the Super Bowl, was the Trump Bowl,
01:04:35
was it? Was it?
01:04:36
Yeah.
01:04:36
I believe the term is America.
01:04:38
We're back baby.
01:04:40
That's what I mean.
01:04:41
Swift get booed.
01:04:43
I don't know who she is that T-Pain Taylor Taylor Swift yes.
01:04:48
Yeah she did get food and then they then they didn't really go back to her.
01:04:51
She looked they showed her that one time she got booed.
01:04:54
Yes she she did the old don't I have a feeling that they didn't
01:04:58
go back to her because she got booed.
01:04:59
I don't think they wanted to like, make it about right.
01:05:01
Well, her team was scoreless through a half.
01:05:05
I mean, it was embarrassing.
01:05:08
American lose the final 40 to 20.
01:05:10
They might be getting sick of Taylor Swift.
01:05:12
It was bad. But because of her talent.
01:05:14
But just because she's been pushed in her face in every place.
01:05:18
Now there a Tom Brady Snoop Dogg ad that aired twice.
01:05:21
That was against hate or whatever.
01:05:24
You know what? You know what? I hate that we have to have this commercial.
01:05:27
I have to I hate that we have to talk about this commercial.
01:05:30
I hate that things are so bad that we have to talk about this commercial
01:05:34
where there was like, this campaign for pro hate.
01:05:37
I didn't realize that there was this large campaign out there pushing for hate.
01:05:41
So. Well, in order to be the highlight of the halftime show was a diss rap, right?
01:05:47
Yeah. You know what? Nobody picked up? I asked a couple people.
01:05:50
They didn't. They're unaware of it.
01:05:51
Most people don't know that.
01:05:54
Oh, okay.
01:05:58
Well,
01:05:58
they do, and they looks at the screen and says, hey, Drake.
01:06:01
Yeah, I don't know.
01:06:02
Yeah.
01:06:02
I see the new text that I after the fact I didn't catch, I didn't
01:06:06
I don't remember that part. Brady made a good point earlier.
01:06:09
Most people just listen to the music.
01:06:11
Most of the words, they just kind of glaze over and yeah,
01:06:15
fill in the blanks and they don't really get it.
01:06:18
And they're drunk by that time.
01:06:19
They're looking for tits, right?
01:06:21
Like, oh, a song is coming on, let me hear the music.
01:06:23
And then it's just a beat and they're like, wait, what am I?
01:06:24
And then they forget to listen to the lyrics. I don't understand, right?
01:06:27
I mean, drew, are you told me I don't understand what the song Mr.
01:06:30
Jones means, but it's what it means to me.
01:06:34
So it doesn't matter what it means.
01:06:36
That is a good point,
01:06:37
because I happen to be listening to some shit that I really, really like.
01:06:40
It's a whole time lungs.
01:06:43
I just happened to be wearing this one summertime deluxe side
01:06:45
project shit, and I never looked at the lyrics,
01:06:46
and I always thought the lyrics were something completely different.
01:06:48
And I was looking at the lyrics on Apple Music the other day and I was like,
01:06:52
oh, really?
01:06:53
I was like, really? Were they.
01:06:54
Were they different?
01:06:55
You didn't know they're different than what you were singing.
01:06:57
They were different
01:06:58
than what I was thinking and what I assumed or what I was sure of.
01:07:02
There was some stuff that I wasn't sure of,
01:07:03
but I was just like, wow, that's like completely different, dude.
01:07:07
I'll write songs and then sing them and like for years
01:07:10
and then actually look at the lyrics that we wrote and I'm like, oh shit,
01:07:14
that is not at all what even we were saying.
01:07:19
Sorry.
01:07:20
Like the,
01:07:24
The Reverend
01:07:24
Reverend Blue Jeans, you know that song, right? No.
01:07:29
Gary does. He's old enough.
01:07:30
There's a song called Forever in Blue Jeans,
01:07:32
but most people think it's the Reverend Blue Jeans.
01:07:35
Well, I mean, we could ask him, but.
01:07:36
And I been in the chair every 15 minutes, roughly.
01:07:39
Anyway.
01:07:39
Yeah, I'm going to go to a mount Rushmore clip that I want to share with them.
01:07:42
Listen closely.
01:07:43
Give sports. Yeah, I'll give you my top five.
01:07:46
You got to go Bill Russell.
01:07:47
That's the foundation. Probably Larry Bird in there.
01:07:50
Listen, are you going to let me answer that?
01:07:51
I don't know, you just going to do it?
01:07:53
I was just going to probably Larry Bird.
01:07:54
You probably lived in Southie and you stole cars, and you were good at math.
01:07:57
And you said, how do you like them apples, Bill Russell bird, wait a second.
01:08:01
Stop throwing that bird in there.
01:08:03
Everybody's going to say bird.
01:08:04
There's other Matt Damon, Ben Affleck, Mark Wahlberg.
01:08:09
I'm a big bird guy. All right, bird, will that get you to stop this?
01:08:12
Two different lists.
01:08:13
It's the people that I liked. And then the best ever.
01:08:15
You got to go, Bill Russell Bird. And then you got it.
01:08:17
Bobby off Cam Neely and he owned the Canadiens.
01:08:19
When we couldn't beat the Canadiens, he would get a hat trick on Patrick Roy,
01:08:22
who changed the game and then as far as Patriots John.
01:08:25
Hey, wait for it Steve Grogan no. Brady.
01:08:28
Well, I'm still in Patriot years.
01:08:30
Yeah I'm talking people are on the high arc.
01:08:32
Usually I'm Mount Rushmore. I go back it to you yet.
01:08:34
Hang on a second.
01:08:35
Anybody catch that.
01:08:37
Yeah. No. Brady.
01:08:37
Well I'm still in Patriot years.
01:08:39
Yeah I'm talking
01:08:40
people are on the high are usually I'm Mount Rushmore I go back it to you yet.
01:08:44
Did you hear at that time.
01:08:46
How many I think so five.
01:08:49
Oh, Brady. Well, I'm still in Patriot years.
01:08:51
How many people are on the high arc?
01:08:53
Usually I'm Mount Rushmore.
01:08:54
I don't think it to you yet. No.
01:08:56
So there's a there's a video clip of, who's the tall
01:08:59
receiver that went to the Patriots briefly.
01:09:02
Randy Moss.
01:09:03
Yeah.
01:09:03
Randy Moss hated this guy because he was annoying and stupid.
01:09:07
Yeah. And he also so I put them on the mountain.
01:09:09
It's Julian Edelman.
01:09:10
I don't know anything about the guy,
01:09:12
but I know that he thinks there's five heads on Mount Rushmore
01:09:14
because he he's he's even yelling.
01:09:16
He's not just like randomly saying it.
01:09:17
He's adamantly arguing against how many people should be on a hierarchy.
01:09:20
And a great thing it is.
01:09:21
No. Brady. Well, I'm still in Patriot years. Yeah.
01:09:23
I'm many people are on the high are usually at Mount Rushmore.
01:09:26
I go back to you yet no I if I was allowed drew Bledsoe my Curtis Martin
01:09:32
I would add Steven Woodford to last week's YouTube.
01:09:36
It is Stephen Woodford from rationality
01:09:39
rules would be my fifth YouTube base.
01:09:43
He is from last week's list.
01:09:45
Who Stephen Woodford.
01:09:48
But what these great.
01:09:51
Hey, by show of hands.
01:09:53
How many people looked at a white rhino
01:09:56
from last weeks Mount Rushmore?
01:09:59
Okay, that's what I thought. I.
01:10:03
Do trillions of Bible figures.
01:10:08
So the goat topic.
01:10:09
Oh, we got something. Oh, no, I don't want to see your password.
01:10:12
I don't want to sign in.
01:10:13
I don't want to sign in.
01:10:15
You have Stephen Woodford coming up.
01:10:17
Do you have like, oh, let's give us the Sabina.
01:10:22
There's this is either a hilarious fit or.
01:10:25
Have you heard this rumor
01:10:28
or is this rumor bill Burr's mother
01:10:31
had an affair with Billy Corgan's father.
01:10:36
They look, they share the.
01:10:37
I mean, I think somebody just thinks
01:10:38
they look alike, and they're making this all up playing along some Bill Burr.
01:10:42
They were on Howie Mandel, and Bill Burr was actually pissed.
01:10:45
He told Billy Corgan,
01:10:46
you think that I haven't talked about it for fucking 30 years?
01:10:48
Do you think maybe that's because I don't want to talk about it?
01:10:50
And he just kind of blew it off, or some real life family drama.
01:10:52
You've probably seen the memes
01:10:53
about Bill Burr and Billy Corgan, but do they look so much alike, man?
01:10:57
Dell podcast.
01:10:57
Corgan told a story about his stepmother telling him that they had the same father
01:11:01
and they actually are brothers.
01:11:03
His stepmother said to me, Bill Burr
01:11:05
might be one of the children that your father sired.
01:11:09
In his days on being a traveling musician.
01:11:11
Fast forward later, Burr being a guest on Mandel's podcast,
01:11:14
and he was sort of ambushed by an unexpected family reunion.
01:11:17
You're an athlete.
01:11:18
He didn't tell you?
01:11:19
He told you you were totally cool with me coming.
01:11:21
That's what he does. I thought it would be.
01:11:22
So then, like, can this be, like, edit it out or.
01:11:25
No, I can, I can go I mean, I, you told me Bill was all right.
01:11:29
I'll do it.
01:11:30
Like, did you ever think the first like, a big a full screen story
01:11:34
that, you know, maybe you shouldn't love that love.
01:11:36
You happen.
01:11:37
Are we going to go play catch with both then?
01:11:39
I think it was pretty tense at first light.
01:11:42
No. Some jokes. So maybe it's all work.
01:11:44
I mean, Burr is a comedian, and on top of being a famous musician,
01:11:47
Corgan is also in the wrestling business.
01:11:49
But then Burr went on the Rich Eisen Show and laid into how he again,
01:11:52
how he did what he did.
01:11:54
Yeah, because he is a Hollywood and he doesn't care what happens.
01:11:59
I do not appreciate silvers playing it off like it's true.
01:12:03
Like it's totally true. It's sort of hard. Yeah. Okay.
01:12:05
I'm sure Howie Mandel just feels terrible about all this.
01:12:08
Oh, wait. No.
01:12:09
He share step brothers name. Jesus Christ, Howie.
01:12:11
Anyway, what do you think?
01:12:12
Is this all legit or are they all pulling a great gag on us?
01:12:16
What do you think?
01:12:17
I think it's great.
01:12:18
I think it's a great gag, if that's.
01:12:20
I think that's what they're the.
01:12:22
What's going on?
01:12:23
Yeah. Bill Burr is doing the best acting ever.
01:12:25
If it is, if it's a bit, it's just a bit.
01:12:28
I have a dad or Bill Burr is a good actor.
01:12:30
Have you seen him in Mandalorian?
01:12:33
No. Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
01:12:35
He's great.
01:12:37
He's got that third gun.
01:12:38
He's like a quick draw with the third arm.
01:12:41
Three.
01:12:43
Oh, yeah.
01:12:44
Okay. That qualifies.
01:12:45
Yeah, that's a nerd fact.
01:12:47
Bill Burr as a third gun.
01:12:49
Whatever.
01:12:51
Go fuck yourself.
01:12:54
He's had rubber skin.
01:12:56
We spotted them. Easy.
01:12:57
But these are new. They look human.
01:13:00
Sweat, bad breath, everything.
01:13:03
Very hard to spot. Look,
01:13:06
I am not stupid.
01:13:07
You know, they cannot make things like that yet.
01:13:10
Not yet.
01:13:13
Not for about 40 years.
01:13:15
How far ahead do you think?
01:13:17
Technology.
01:13:18
Really?
01:13:18
Years from where we think it is.
01:13:22
Dude, look, there's literally five years.
01:13:24
Ten years.
01:13:25
Zuckerberg is the version one Terminator.
01:13:28
You can tell.
01:13:28
And then this is the upgraded one on the right.
01:13:31
Oh, okay.
01:13:35
One possible future
01:13:38
from your point of view.
01:13:39
I don't know tech stuff right?
01:13:43
His nose is a lot bigger on the one.
01:13:45
Oh yeah. There's a totally different model.
01:13:48
It's a totally different appearance.
01:13:49
Yeah, it's two worlds better.
01:13:53
You know what?
01:13:53
You know? You know what? Really? You know what?
01:13:54
I obviously the Terminator is a movie.
01:13:57
You know why that is?
01:13:58
He started eating meat
01:14:00
and. Oh, did you?
01:14:03
Dude, dude, you're really having trouble with jujitsu right now.
01:14:07
Well, hey, you had trouble with.
01:14:09
And from a size jujitsu 200 juice.
01:14:14
I have a hard time saying two juice in a row.
01:14:16
I'm worried they're gonna outnumber me and vote me off.
01:14:20
You can't get voted off.
01:14:22
They're afraid you're gonna.
01:14:23
They're going to blow up your pager.
01:14:24
Nobody's ever afraid of Jew.
01:14:26
Only they're only.
01:14:27
Everybody's only ever choose. Yeah.
01:14:30
Wow. Good point.
01:14:32
I'm not afraid of you.
01:14:34
I'm afraid of them.
01:14:35
I love the Omega.
01:14:37
What do you mean? Yeah. People, I don't.
01:14:39
I don't want to. I don't want to spoil your,
01:14:42
your long project.
01:14:44
I don't know if you have it in your pocket, but,
01:14:46
did you hear the breaking news that you've been waiting for?
01:14:50
What a fuck starts a conversation like that?
01:14:54
Did you hear?
01:15:00
That the breaking news
01:15:02
that you have been waiting for this just in.
01:15:06
So just prior to this signing,
01:15:09
if you will, the button was pushed, it became official.
01:15:12
Google maps.
01:15:13
I don't believe in Golf of America Day.
01:15:16
Golf America, as we're sitting here right now,
01:15:20
our team is calling all the map providers.
01:15:22
So Google Maps, Apple Maps, all about people.
01:15:25
That change? Nope.
01:15:28
Oh. I just watched it changed.
01:15:29
I should have changed it before I changed it.
01:15:33
You should have changed your shit.
01:15:35
I did it too early.
01:15:36
Did you speak to me?
01:15:38
We already got you.
01:15:40
You have. You've been watching this.
01:15:43
So when I first turned it on.
01:15:47
It said Gulf of Mexico.
01:15:49
And then in parentheses, it said Gulf of America.
01:15:51
And then as I zoomed in, it changed, I guess, to see if anybody has a VPN,
01:15:56
which I do, but I if I turn it on now, it'll kick me off the show.
01:15:59
Yeah, I'll bet you it doesn't say that outside of America.
01:16:03
Probably not yet.
01:16:05
It doesn't matter. We own the internet anyway. So yeah.
01:16:08
I can't believe how pissed off people I said, why shouldn't it be?
01:16:11
He didn't make it the Gulf of the United States.
01:16:12
That would have been the same cocky bullshit move that Mexico did, right?
01:16:15
Yeah. It's like the Gulf of North America.
01:16:18
It shares with Mexico.
01:16:20
It shares with the everybody who.
01:16:22
Well, I don't know if Cuba is Cuba. No.
01:16:25
Never mind. I'm not going to ask.
01:16:26
It is Cuba part of Central America there?
01:16:28
I asked it anyway.
01:16:29
He was it was all Istanbul or Constantinople thing.
01:16:35
I think they just changed the name.
01:16:36
That's not who.
01:16:39
Like, I know all these islands are owned simply by the cruise ships.
01:16:42
That's easy,
01:16:44
but I think I think it's its own in the comments.
01:16:47
Please correct me. Make me feel stupid.
01:16:49
I like the comments.
01:16:49
This week I've put up a couple clips that they were purposely
01:16:53
like stupid and like I knew people would react and boy did they.
01:16:57
It's like fishing with fucking breadcrumbs.
01:16:59
You know, when you throw the ball with the carp and they're like the
01:17:02
shitty clips are some of our best
01:17:05
clips are stupid.
01:17:08
Yeah.
01:17:10
Your stupid, stupid dump.
01:17:11
It's coming back to this really quick, just so you can see so further.
01:17:15
Look at it, look at it.
01:17:16
Yeah.
01:17:16
And for the record, the person that said I've never spoken our clips are stupid,
01:17:21
sent me and I have not spoken to.
01:17:24
My gosh.
01:17:24
He's like, have you talked to Mexico? He was.
01:17:26
Interestingly enough, I've never spoke to them because it was our call.
01:17:31
Yeah.
01:17:31
Where is Google centrally?
01:17:33
Where is Google located? This.
01:17:34
They have never brought it up.
01:17:36
I'm a little surprised at that, but they've never been there.
01:17:39
My pocket is better, but
01:17:42
I don't want to do that now.
01:17:44
We're trying to end that war to war.
01:17:46
Of course, now they're asking me about other shit.
01:17:48
Yeah, I'm not interested in anything.
01:17:52
It's official. We've been.
01:17:53
We we have brought you the fucking golf tracker.
01:17:57
Yeah, the golf tracker
01:17:59
for all the people.
01:18:02
I just thought that was hilarious.
01:18:04
I can't it can't.
01:18:05
We cannot thank.
01:18:06
Thank you, Captain Obvious.
01:18:10
It's in a rainbow.
01:18:11
The dog's gay.
01:18:13
The worst part is,
01:18:15
you know, the video. Video?
01:18:16
The real video was way more disgusting.
01:18:18
Watch even slips on it right here. When he gets up, watch me. Right.
01:18:21
He slips right.
01:18:22
Wait. He's going to slip in his own poop right there.
01:18:26
Right there.
01:18:26
Yeah. Well.
01:18:27
Oh, yeah.
01:18:28
Hurt itself playing the stupid game.
01:18:30
Yeah. Well, no, I think it just was.
01:18:33
It has a stomach problem or whatever it looks. Is it?
01:18:35
I hope it's a vet. No, it looks like a school.
01:18:37
Wait, where is it?
01:18:38
Right. It's work.
01:18:39
Those are work lockers and that's cool.
01:18:40
Yeah, yeah. A doctor to vet.
01:18:44
It's a vet. Okay, good.
01:18:46
So there was a sick dog that just shit all over the floor
01:18:48
and somebody turned it into it.
01:18:49
That's how you turn
01:18:51
lemons into lemonade?
01:18:53
Yeah.
01:18:55
Please don't make me lemonade.
01:18:56
That way.
01:19:00
What else are we going to change?
01:19:02
What's the other one?
01:19:02
Where's, where's,
01:19:06
Mount McKinley?
01:19:07
Where's Mount McKinley located?
01:19:10
I'm so sad.
01:19:11
Oh, this is it. Washington, I don't know.
01:19:14
I don't want to go Pacific Northwest.
01:19:17
You do know
01:19:19
I just said the Pacific Northwest.
01:19:28
Am I wrong?
01:19:30
Okay, well, I'll see if I think if I zoom out, it's not going to show us.
01:19:34
Right. I'm gonna have to Google it.
01:19:37
All right.
01:19:37
I can Google.
01:19:40
I can Google it.
01:19:42
Oh, shoot. I've got Monty Python up.
01:19:44
The quest for Holy Grail may have originated from Celtic
01:19:47
shamanic shamanic ritual topic.
01:19:50
The quest became common theme
01:19:52
in medieval literature, especially Lancelot Grail cycle.
01:19:55
The quest is a combination of Arthurian legend,
01:19:58
Christian symbolism, and ancient Celtic myth.
01:20:01
Request is undertaken by knights who journey through danger and temptation.
01:20:05
The knights represent a desire for individual improvement and spiritual
01:20:09
perfection.
01:20:10
Only one knight is judged worthy to see the mysteries within the Holy Grail.
01:20:14
Holy Grail is the cup that Jesus is the Last Supper.
01:20:17
The Holy Grail symbolizes God and the search for its search for God.
01:20:21
The question.
01:20:21
The Holy Grail has been featured in many works popular culture, including
01:20:24
Little Witch, Academia, The Office, and Detectorists.
01:20:32
And Monty Python.
01:20:34
Most famously, it's still said that if I zoom out, I'm confused.
01:20:38
Interesting, really.
01:20:40
The government in parentheses just Google
01:20:43
try to duck DuckDuckGo maps.
01:20:46
Yeah, it does go Apple.
01:20:50
It's Apple.
01:20:51
Try Google.
01:20:51
Yeah. DuckDuckGo. Apple.
01:20:53
DuckDuckGo uses Apple maps confirmed.
01:20:56
Oh come firmed
01:20:59
confirmed I said that and DuckDuckGo is just that
01:21:02
that children's game duck duck goose without the use.
01:21:06
No. Right.
01:21:07
That's exactly what it is. Yep. Yeah.
01:21:09
Well that's where they got the name.
01:21:12
It's a fork of that.
01:21:15
You're a fork of that.
01:21:16
Oh man.
01:21:17
I'll tell you what.
01:21:17
Apple Maps sure looks more exciting than Google Maps.
01:21:21
Look at that.
01:21:22
The problem is, I don't want to watch a movie.
01:21:23
I want to find out where the fuck I'm going.
01:21:25
Right. Whoa, look at that. Type it in my
01:21:30
where?
01:21:30
Okay. Great question. Where?
01:21:32
Search bar the fucking magnifying glass.
01:21:34
Like anything.
01:21:35
You see the bar up top up here? Nope.
01:21:37
That'll search all of Apple. You're wrong.
01:21:40
Then just click on the screen.
01:21:41
Oh it's probably going to send me to the install the app link.
01:21:44
Is it loading.
01:21:46
No it's just there catch thing I'm got to scroll down.
01:21:48
All right.
01:21:48
And I'll do it on the scroll down.
01:21:51
Still scrolling I just want to check I mean I on Apple
01:21:55
Maps.
01:21:59
Do they have a web version or do you have to search through the app?
01:22:02
I have no idea. I've never tried.
01:22:04
I haven't either, even though I'm on a mac right now, I think that.
01:22:07
Do they have a maps?
01:22:08
I've never. It's just an app.
01:22:10
I've never used Apple Maps, except when we could do fun things that were broke.
01:22:14
The people laughed it.
01:22:15
Well, why don't you look on your phone and see if it says the Gulf of Mexico?
01:22:18
Good, good, good. Oh, yeah. Brilliant.
01:22:23
And, Mountain Valley,
01:22:24
which is now Mount McKinley again, is in Alaska.
01:22:27
So I'm wondering if they're going to do if they're going to change Fort Bragg back.
01:22:30
So Gulf of Mexico, Mexico, Gulf of Mexico, no matter what you do.
01:22:35
So what why was Mount McKinley
01:22:37
so bad that they named it after they removed Mount McKinley?
01:22:40
Because he didn't find that out? I don't know, they think that he.
01:22:43
I don't know, let me guess.
01:22:44
A white man in McKinley in 1930 was sexist and racist.
01:22:49
Yeah, he had slaves.
01:22:53
So Obama probably named it
01:22:55
after one of the slaves.
01:22:58
And what's the significance to Denali?
01:23:00
Except Cadillac?
01:23:03
I'll just click on it, read the wiki.
01:23:05
Well, it's also it's just Chrysler in general.
01:23:09
Yeah, I yeah, I think.
01:23:12
Isn't Denali a GMC?
01:23:14
It's named after the Yukon people who inhabited the area around the mountain.
01:23:18
Chrysler in 1896, gold prospector
01:23:21
named it Mount McKinley.
01:23:25
Then oh, wait, it was named after
01:23:27
it was named after him when he was the presidential candidate.
01:23:31
Candidate who?
01:23:33
Later. Then? Yeah, it was the mountain was named.
01:23:34
And then, I mean, if you're naming a mountain after somebody, chances are he
01:23:37
probably right isn't going to do anything.
01:23:40
Nobody said some stuff about some Edwards call this person.
01:23:44
The Holy Grail is a symbolic journey
01:23:46
to find the meaning of life, the nature of God, and one's true purpose.
01:23:50
Yeah, I agree, so it's funny because purpose is the answer.
01:23:54
You just to find one's true purpose is purpose.
01:23:58
Purpose does not have to be defined.
01:24:00
When somebody has purpose, they feel useful, needed and wanted.
01:24:04
You will find happiness.
01:24:07
You put the penis in happiness I do.
01:24:10
Happiness always starts with happiness I like ha ha.
01:24:15
Yeah.
01:24:17
All right.
01:24:17
Comments are a okay.
01:24:21
Oh yeah. We have a call.
01:24:23
Is anybody else getting sick of the.
01:24:24
I refuse I saw I saw the number to him from I know
01:24:30
I'm aware of the call.
01:24:33
I haven't heard the call but I know who call.
01:24:35
This message is for flash.
01:24:37
I didn't check the audio. I hope it works.
01:24:40
If not, maybe we'll find another way.
01:24:42
Are we going to?
01:24:44
Yeah. No.
01:24:44
What? Yeah. Go ahead.
01:24:46
Yeah. No no no. You go.
01:24:48
I was just going back to the topic.
01:24:49
Let's go call I like, hey guys, it's the kid and it's saying.
01:24:53
So, you know, I figured I'd call in again.
01:24:56
I think, the gearing is, indication or something, I don't know, I have
01:25:02
these are where he went, and they said not to talk about it.
01:25:06
It's really weird.
01:25:07
Well, anyway, I lied last week.
01:25:10
Oh, I actually haven't fornicate with my girlfriend.
01:25:16
I said that so you guys would think I'm cool.
01:25:18
I'm really sorry about that.
01:25:20
You know, God teaches forgiveness.
01:25:22
And I went to my church and confessed to my pastor
01:25:25
and repented all over a few hundred Hail Marys and Lord's Prayer.
01:25:30
Jesus Christ has forgiven me.
01:25:33
So I hope you can find it in your heart also.
01:25:37
Well, he's what I was saying about, like,
01:25:40
he's going through puberty, but not penis into her vagina.
01:25:43
Well, we'll see it in the Bible, just like God said.
01:25:47
Not not to suck a cock.
01:25:50
God also said not to put your penis
01:25:53
in a vagina until the priest says it's okay.
01:25:56
So, so until then, we're happily waiting until marriage.
01:26:00
I can't wait.
01:26:01
I've got one hell of a load.
01:26:03
You have to wait. Oh, you ever see that one?
01:26:06
That one scary movie movie where they're in that fridge?
01:26:11
No, no, no.
01:26:12
Well, anyway, there's there's quite a backlog of miracles
01:26:16
waiting to impregnate my girlfriend's ovaries.
01:26:18
In the name of God in Jesus Christ.
01:26:21
See, I plan to stick, by God's word,
01:26:25
so I can go to heaven and see my game again and pop our game.
01:26:29
Well, I got a game to work.
01:26:32
Yeah. There you go on it. No. Where do you go?
01:26:34
I got a new guy making the latest and greatest players around here at.
01:26:38
Our motto will be your.
01:26:40
Or else they're going to actually start with me again.
01:26:43
That's that's not going to do that.
01:26:46
Oh, I can't know how all they behave now.
01:26:50
But but no way that I know how to rub your,
01:26:55
Yikes.
01:26:55
Okay. As above. So below. I'm the kid.
01:26:59
Oh, that was an excellent one.
01:27:02
Welcome to Eagle Grove church is.
01:27:04
I know Miss Drew Madison and the rest of the team.
01:27:06
We're going
01:27:06
leave you all in a few songs here today, so invite all of you to stand and join us.
01:27:11
And whether you are here in the room, this is the go church.
01:27:15
We're so glad that you chose to go church.
01:27:17
Yeah, go church. I'm.
01:27:19
I drove past a church or something like that
01:27:22
and seen a sign or a billboard or some time.
01:27:25
It's clear, though, that they're playing the devil's instruments.
01:27:27
I'm confused.
01:27:29
Yes, I guess not. I guess God given.
01:27:32
Guess I've been to one of these modern megachurches.
01:27:35
I'm telling you.
01:27:35
So you want when you walk with God in her
01:27:40
my fortress, you go before
01:27:46
the fortress, before us tower around you.
01:27:51
You can forge before for forges forged, forged or forged
01:27:55
and forged and fled to
01:27:57
nothing.
01:27:58
You, of course, is the power of God
01:28:03
making it more difficult by making us the in boxes.
01:28:06
Thanks a lot.
01:28:07
Yeah.
01:28:10
There you go. There you go.
01:28:10
You sleep that out with my hands.
01:28:13
So I think we should just let this go for the rest of the show.
01:28:15
Yeah. Yeah.
01:28:17
You're going to get out of here and you're going to go on.
01:28:20
Oh no.
01:28:20
This is conflicting messages to the people of an old man.
01:28:25
Old man warm in his bed.
01:28:27
Not here.
01:28:28
No, not like this. Amen.
01:28:31
Do you understand me?
01:28:33
Coming to this house was the best thing.
01:28:36
All right, I'm getting horny, dude. I'm getting all high. Hard.
01:28:38
I know,
01:28:40
I could I can skew the ranked choice here.
01:28:42
Never, oh. Never.
01:28:43
Let go.
01:28:44
Let's do it, buddy.
01:28:46
Oh! Come back.
01:28:48
I to.
01:28:50
Oh, nice.
01:28:51
Wait wait wait.
01:28:53
Yeah, that was awesome.
01:28:54
I think I think that I'm not aware of that movie.
01:28:57
No, I've never seen that clip either.
01:28:59
Right there is.
01:29:00
That would have been there was the kid.
01:29:02
Religious people.
01:29:04
Yeah.
01:29:06
Oh, handsome man.
01:29:07
The very first time.
01:29:09
Yeah.
01:29:10
Because that's how that works, right?
01:29:11
You. Thou art.
01:29:12
Thou shalt not come.
01:29:15
Is that one of the things I thought it was?
01:29:17
No, no, no other gods before him.
01:29:20
So, like the minor guys, you're not allowed to even acknowledge, right?
01:29:24
Penis God.
01:29:29
My god, the penis.
01:29:31
All right.
01:29:32
Is that another color, or do you.
01:29:35
Yeah.
01:29:36
Yeah, sure.
01:29:37
It's shiny. I pulled it up. Now play it.
01:29:41
I messages for flash and the chick was giving the guy
01:29:44
a handjob is when I pulled it out.
01:29:46
Okay, you know what?
01:29:47
Yeah, you were that turned you.
01:29:50
Oh, wait.
01:29:52
That sounded familiar.
01:29:54
Let me try that again.
01:29:55
I think the sound was so loud and so abrupt that it pushed the button,
01:30:01
you know, bitch, I bet.
01:30:03
Oh, yeah, I think I was going to call.
01:30:05
You didn't hear from me last week because I was at the doctor's.
01:30:08
Like getting a fresh shot of a demonic.
01:30:10
And no, I'm not trying to lose weight.
01:30:12
Even though it has made me move to try to attack.
01:30:16
Okay?
01:30:16
And that's not my fault, okay?
01:30:19
You don't need to make me make fun of me because I said.
01:30:21
But I go on about David anyway.
01:30:23
This isn't about me. It's always about David.
01:30:26
You guys are still talking about David.
01:30:28
You think I told you the had a rough idea?
01:30:30
That you think around the bush is something that you some kind of girl.
01:30:33
You can't.
01:30:37
You think you could have, You think you get to be somebody.
01:30:40
You need to be like a Joe Rogan.
01:30:43
Yes. That drove you? Yeah, I can't wait.
01:30:45
I can't wait to have it
01:30:47
because you got to be on your podcast and being hot and stuff that.
01:30:51
Yeah, I'm sure, I'm sure that you give a fuck about you.
01:30:53
And, you know, I'm degree.
01:30:54
Oh. Oh, yeah.
01:30:55
You do have a degree. It's the universe.
01:30:58
You're a fucking phoenix.
01:30:59
You you shit, you dumb motherfucker.
01:31:02
You could have went to a different university like University of Dearborn.
01:31:07
Like I went, that's what a smart people go.
01:31:11
You went.
01:31:12
You think you're fucking smart?
01:31:13
You people doing your podcast.
01:31:15
I reported you to the FCC.
01:31:17
They're going to take you down.
01:31:19
They're going to take you down just like they did.
01:31:20
Anybody else think and do.
01:31:21
So yeah, I know, I know.
01:31:24
And yet word and the other cancel culture is any other of other word.
01:31:28
It is to cancel cancel culture.
01:31:30
You fucking take it down.
01:31:31
This is that's like being intolerant.
01:31:33
I've been hit by it. I'm going to get that fucking cunt.
01:31:36
Whatever the fuck her name was fired.
01:31:38
How many of that other cunt fired?
01:31:39
The ones that wrote that poem? Those fucking three.
01:31:42
These kids are fucking up.
01:31:44
They laugh like sneaky pussy. You think?
01:31:47
Yeah.
01:31:48
Oh, no. No, not at all. In that.
01:31:51
Yeah. No cookies.
01:31:52
We're out of here because I, I will regularly, but I confess.
01:31:55
Yeah, I started a major exodus.
01:31:57
It's getting better.
01:31:58
Okay.
01:31:59
Better day that you motherfuckers are going to.
01:32:01
You're going to get it.
01:32:03
You just trust me.
01:32:04
You can keep pushing my button.
01:32:06
You see what I did already?
01:32:08
I've got a brother.
01:32:09
I got a letter, which right now is going right now.
01:32:12
I'm going to go finish up that and put it in the mail.
01:32:14
You guys are going to be fucking done.
01:32:16
Good boy.
01:32:18
She's got some bass in her voice.
01:32:21
That woman is.
01:32:22
Yeah. She's got some.
01:32:25
You try to attack,
01:32:27
you try to attack.
01:32:29
It's always lovely to hear from her, though.
01:32:32
I was like that when she's right on the clock.
01:32:34
Yeah.
01:32:36
No, it's always good to hear from her.
01:32:39
I'm going to keep calling.
01:32:40
She's a she's, like, her biggest fan.
01:32:42
All I know is I know you won't let us go.
01:32:46
She will go now, if I tried to move on a month ago, but not dance.
01:32:52
You know, that's why I wake up
01:32:55
every week.
01:32:57
You got a drink? Every time he says go.
01:33:00
That's it. Just one time.
01:33:02
Oh, wait. Okay.
01:33:03
Yeah, that's a great idea.
01:33:04
Let's do it for this burger you got.
01:33:07
So this is just your cute idea
01:33:10
to go after God is what you're go.
01:33:12
God is what the thing was.
01:33:13
Or was this actually go, go.
01:33:16
Just go go.
01:33:19
Oh, that's one.
01:33:23
Go, go.
01:33:27
You. Know.
01:33:39
Go home.
01:33:46
Go. I'm.
01:33:48
Might a drink on the fourth one.
01:33:50
I think there's about 40 more.
01:33:53
Okay.
01:33:53
I had four more drink.
01:33:56
Oh, I was a long one.
01:34:02
Go! Oh, my God,
01:34:05
it just goes on and on and on.
01:34:06
That's the joke of that.
01:34:07
That's all good. That's a great go.
01:34:10
Enjoy the go. Like shaman.
01:34:12
Enjoy the go.
01:34:14
That is a that is a thing.
01:34:16
It is a do eventually eventually the top would get around to going.
01:34:20
Yeah.
01:34:22
Oh I kind of wanted to make it quest but no one wants to hear the
01:34:26
Jason and the Argonauts and the quest for the Golden Fleece.
01:34:29
I'm sorry I do this. It's.
01:34:32
I have learned there's no one wants to hear about it.
01:34:38
About anything.
01:34:40
I did the Apple, Google, Gilgamesh.
01:34:42
I mean, it's it's a great story, but, man, I had to do the abbreviated, like,
01:34:48
CliffsNotes version or there was no way I was going to get through it.
01:34:52
I believe it's CliffsNotes, not CliffsNotes.
01:34:55
It belongs to Cliff of Clavin.
01:34:58
Cheers. They're his notes. Yeah.
01:34:59
Cliff's cliff notes. Yeah, yeah.
01:35:02
Cliff's notes.
01:35:04
Yeah, no, I did, I'm not sure if I got it right,
01:35:07
because when he read, Gilgamesh swam back up from the ocean floor.
01:35:12
Was the plant that restores this usefulness?
01:35:16
A serpent actually ate that plant, and so he never actually got to consume it.
01:35:22
But is it that.
01:35:23
Oh, parallel to the serpent from the Garden of Eden?
01:35:26
I really think it is.
01:35:32
I don't know,
01:35:34
I mean, maybe not.
01:35:36
I do have another Bible verse.
01:35:38
Look up if you want to look up.
01:35:41
Exodus 3414.
01:35:44
Well, while that happens,
01:35:46
I'm curious, opinion on this.
01:35:49
Okay.
01:35:51
Let's let me just.
01:35:52
Why did God give you can't.
01:35:53
Because I was a boy.
01:35:55
But you've been through so much pain.
01:35:57
Why did God say yes to that?
01:35:59
Because he chose me to do it.
01:36:01
And are you mad at God at all? No. Why?
01:36:05
Because I'm glad that he chose me.
01:36:07
And how on earth?
01:36:08
Like morally wrong.
01:36:10
Why? Because when they go through this.
01:36:16
You know what?
01:36:16
Why does anybody have to go through it?
01:36:18
Okay. Yeah.
01:36:20
Why is that as a cancer?
01:36:21
Well, because I had to go kill this kid's taking the bullet.
01:36:25
Yeah, I wish I would.
01:36:27
I wish I had cancer so that you wouldn't have to have.
01:36:32
But God said no.
01:36:33
So, you know, you know it's hurt. Daddy. Mommy.
01:36:36
So much to see you go through everything.
01:36:38
I have a question.
01:36:40
Why do you still smile?
01:36:42
Because even though I have,
01:36:45
like, I have pain and stuff, that.
01:36:48
But God still makes me happy.
01:36:51
Yeah, well, you're going to take that away from this child if you.
01:36:56
Yeah. You know what?
01:36:58
Yeah, I'm going to go ahead and try the cancer quota
01:37:00
that God has to fill the kids just like, no, no, I don't want my sisters to get
01:37:04
if there a quota.
01:37:05
Yeah. Way.
01:37:07
Yeah. It's.
01:37:07
Is it possible that God doesn't have free will?
01:37:10
It's the problem of suffering.
01:37:12
You're describing the problem of suffering.
01:37:15
No, I don't mean that.
01:37:16
There isn't light instead of dark. And there isn't.
01:37:18
You don't know how we would know if we felt good, if there wasn't bad.
01:37:21
I just mean, yeah.
01:37:23
What if God set up like.
01:37:24
I'm sorry?
01:37:25
I don't wanna use the word God would set up the start.
01:37:28
What if the start or the creation or the event
01:37:33
has no choice and it's just following some type of physical law?
01:37:38
Oh, pre determinism pattern.
01:37:40
That's what the, the probability scales with that.
01:37:43
And, and in that like when we mix some kind of chemical
01:37:46
with some kind of birthing, we end up with defects
01:37:50
and anomalies.
01:37:54
What are the X-Men calls.
01:37:56
What's that word? I can't think of a mutant.
01:37:58
Mute. Mutated. Yeah.
01:37:59
So we have mutations. Okay.
01:38:03
And and so they don't
01:38:04
they don't just go bad, they go good too, right?
01:38:09
Mostly bad.
01:38:11
No, he's saying why? I thought there's
01:38:13
a survival of the fittest if I disagree with you wholeheartedly.
01:38:16
If it was mostly bad when we cease to exist
01:38:19
because it's mostly good and the bad dies off,
01:38:23
it's actually the opposite.
01:38:25
No. Oh, dear Lord.
01:38:27
Okay. No. Yeah. Yes.
01:38:29
So you need when you say hold on, when you say, dear Lord,
01:38:33
what do you mean by that? No, no, no.
01:38:36
Yes, yes.
01:38:38
Okay.
01:38:38
Dear Lord, out of your mouth is like me saying.
01:38:41
Oh, Gary.
01:38:42
Neither one. You know what the fuck, right?
01:38:45
But that I have to explain
01:38:47
elementary evolution
01:38:51
to a grown ass man, is that it?
01:38:54
But here we go.
01:38:57
99. Okay, almost 99% a bitch ain't one.
01:39:01
Hit me.
01:39:02
Almost 99% of all
01:39:05
the species that have ever existed are now extinct
01:39:09
for that reason.
01:39:10
You know? You don't know that. Are you?
01:39:11
Are you up to speed yet on this planet, most mutations are. Yes.
01:39:17
I can beat you by 1%.
01:39:19
100% of the ones that are still left are still left.
01:39:22
Oh, that's more than 99, so I win.
01:39:25
So you need.
01:39:25
There's 100% of the species that haven't been any 99% of what we just said.
01:39:32
Is that true of.
01:39:34
But the comparison isn't fair because I'm comparing this instant
01:39:38
to what's going to die
01:39:39
next, and you're comparing it to what's died of all time, of the time.
01:39:42
Start of infinity. That's not a fair assessment.
01:39:45
That's like saying I don't have as many footsteps as everyone else in the world.
01:39:50
It's ridiculous.
01:39:51
This is ridiculous comparison, right?
01:39:52
Yes, yes, yes, it is a ridiculous yes.
01:39:56
And what I'm saying is your your mutation, your understanding of mutation.
01:40:00
Is that ridiculous?
01:40:03
That's how ridiculous you're acting right now.
01:40:06
So do you think today more species
01:40:09
stayed or became extinct?
01:40:12
Today in the last 24 hours,
01:40:17
remained intact.
01:40:18
So that tells me.
01:40:19
Then there's the genetic makeup, the law, the Lord.
01:40:23
Whatever the fuck is guiding that favors
01:40:27
the strong to survive more than the weak, to die.
01:40:31
Okay,
01:40:32
I forgot where we were going with this.
01:40:33
How we were arguing why God makes people or.
01:40:36
Yeah, or even why we were arguing in the first place.
01:40:38
No, it was because.
01:40:39
Why God?
01:40:39
Why God? Why something makes people sick?
01:40:42
No, no, I was just telling you that most mutations are bad.
01:40:48
Because we.
01:40:49
Because a mutation is a way we describe a negative evolution.
01:40:54
Right?
01:40:54
But a mutation, things can mutate for the better.
01:40:57
Yes. Look at, all the X-Men.
01:41:01
I mean, they might. Yeah. Yeah, I know, I might argue, but,
01:41:05
somebody.
01:41:05
Oh, right. Yeah.
01:41:06
So yes, of I'm treated like a curse.
01:41:09
If you had like I said, guys, it struck superpower.
01:41:13
Which superpower would you pick?
01:41:16
Super flatulence.
01:41:19
And what would that do?
01:41:20
I'd fart a lot.
01:41:22
Right.
01:41:24
When I heard that one.
01:41:25
How would that change from now and what what would happen if people got affected?
01:41:28
They would just smell the fart.
01:41:30
How is that super,
01:41:32
bank robber tries to rob a bank.
01:41:34
I fart off,
01:41:36
I'm good guy.
01:41:38
I would pick telekinesis, toxic gas.
01:41:41
Oh, yeah, that's probably C because that gives you all the other things if you.
01:41:46
Yeah, that's.
01:41:46
I said the same thing George did.
01:41:48
I just said it in a way that the with that the genie would say, okay
01:41:51
you can for years the answer.
01:41:53
No, we can't, we can't do that.
01:41:54
If we make yourself why then that's why also.
01:41:58
Yeah.
01:41:59
Could I kinetically make myself mini
01:42:01
and huge to I don't know, probably.
01:42:04
Probably. Yeah.
01:42:07
Manipulate matter and it could be used as a projectile weapon.
01:42:10
And you could also manipulate basically all matter, which means,
01:42:15
mind it's there also includes mind control.
01:42:18
Perfect.
01:42:19
Yeah. Bitches
01:42:21
are you shall worship no other God.
01:42:23
For the Lord, whose name is jealous is a jealous.
01:42:27
Oh, there it is.
01:42:28
His name is jealous.
01:42:31
But it's a oh, it is a capital, I was going to say, but it's not a capital
01:42:34
J. And false name is jealous.
01:42:39
So that's why I brought up that
01:42:41
this is part of our Bible study for the day.
01:42:44
Yeah, that's what the good book says is,
01:42:49
his name is jealous.
01:42:51
Who is a jealous God?
01:42:53
It's ridiculous.
01:42:55
I mean, maybe so good is lost in translation
01:42:57
here, but that is most likely the verse.
01:43:01
Most likely lost in translation.
01:43:03
Yeah, a lot especially you had mentioned heavens versus Heaven.
01:43:06
I actually listen to some of the monologue.
01:43:09
That's a total mistranslation from my studies.
01:43:12
Yeah.
01:43:13
How so? Not heaven. It's not heaven.
01:43:15
I don't remember the exact word.
01:43:17
It's right. Yeah.
01:43:18
They would make it would make more sense.
01:43:21
Heavens.
01:43:22
But heavens. Fine.
01:43:24
I mean, I don't actually have a problem with it.
01:43:26
I don't, but I don't even think it was.
01:43:27
Heavens, though, that's the that's where all the aliens arguments come from.
01:43:30
I think it was the skies. I don't think it was the heavens.
01:43:33
Right, right.
01:43:34
Yeah.
01:43:34
I don't have a problem with it
01:43:35
because it is a translation from a different language.
01:43:37
It's not really a problem.
01:43:39
And we
01:43:40
will we will often connect it to our complex language.
01:43:43
Now I think I don't, I don't think which is a lot simpler
01:43:47
for the people in the desert don't you think.
01:43:50
Yes. It was a simpler time.
01:43:51
It was. It's simpler people.
01:43:53
But, I don't even have a problem with the wolfs.
01:43:56
Down with the lamb.
01:43:58
If everyone thinks it was a lion, surely downloads live.
01:44:00
It doesn't change the concept.
01:44:03
That's another translation.
01:44:04
Wolf or lion is probably predator, and they just changed it to whatever.
01:44:09
If you translated the Bible, the place in the world where there's no wolves,
01:44:13
right?
01:44:13
Well, yeah, it's a regional thing,
01:44:16
but, what does it say when,
01:44:20
you say lives or lays?
01:44:22
I can tell you the verse. It's,
01:44:24
that that one is, did it Isaiah 11 six.
01:44:29
Yeah. 11 six.
01:44:29
Yeah, I got it.
01:44:30
I got it from the Bible Hub already.
01:44:33
So you're saying that people.
01:44:34
Oh, it's it's a you said but it was it has a,
01:44:37
it has a lion will dwell with the lamb.
01:44:41
I have to click the arrow to listen.
01:44:42
The wolf will live with the lamb.
01:44:44
The leopard will lie down with the goat, the calf and the lion.
01:44:47
And you're laying together.
01:44:49
And the little child will lead them.
01:44:51
Yeah. See? Just like that.
01:44:54
Yeah. Right. So. So that's my words.
01:44:57
No, it's not, because each one of those things has nothing to do with an animal.
01:45:00
It's an actual tribe of people or a group of people.
01:45:02
They all represent the different
01:45:05
I don't remember.
01:45:06
That's right. Lose it. I mean, keep in mind, I took.
01:45:08
But isn't that like your concept of heaven, though?
01:45:10
It's like utopia.
01:45:12
No, it's, What what is this?
01:45:15
Is this Isaiah, this testament, New Testament, Old Testament, Old Testament.
01:45:20
All right.
01:45:20
So, so most of the
01:45:21
stuff in the Old Testament is the group wandering around in the desert.
01:45:25
I don't want to use any names, but anyways,
01:45:27
they were just wandering around in the desert, right?
01:45:28
Yeah, yeah.
01:45:29
All the most of the stories and stuff is related to that.
01:45:32
So I'm pretty sure that
01:45:34
he was trying to teach them a lesson that the wolf is one nation.
01:45:37
I forgot what it was, but you can also Google.
01:45:40
Google that and these other nations.
01:45:42
Each one of these represents their identity or whatever they were doing.
01:45:45
Oh, basically he's telling them no matter what you are,
01:45:49
whether you the stupid little bird or the giant fucking whatever.
01:45:52
Yeah, the little the little child,
01:45:55
the New covenant, the New covenant, or Jesus
01:45:58
will lead them all, all the bickering and all the nations
01:46:01
that have been fighting in this area forever.
01:46:04
It will all change when the Lord you know,
01:46:06
when Jesus is born, is what that man, and it's not literal at all.
01:46:10
Amen.
01:46:14
Hey, wait.
01:46:14
And where's my marking button?
01:46:17
Right?
01:46:18
Nope, that's not you.
01:46:23
I almost got the disc golf DVD.
01:46:25
DVD today. Dang it.
01:46:28
But I spent three hours.
01:46:29
I was supposed to go meet with Bob.
01:46:30
I spent three hours.
01:46:33
Dicking around with.
01:46:34
I made a whole rumble studio.
01:46:35
We got that all set up, and then,
01:46:38
last minute, I thought I'd try one more time,
01:46:39
and the same fucking errors came, which I.
01:46:41
I sent you the picture.
01:46:43
Yeah, but then I really I realized that it actually created a link for Twitch.
01:46:46
So then I did it again and it actually created a link for Rumble.
01:46:49
And then I created this one at a time manually, and it was all one by one,
01:46:53
hopefully were going out. I didn't anybody even check.
01:46:55
I'm sure my thumbs up and I had to reset.
01:46:58
So anything you thumbs up before 10:00 is gone, any comments are gone.
01:47:02
Oh okay. Cool.
01:47:03
I'll give her another thumbs up.
01:47:07
I think can we do comments on YouTube?
01:47:09
Because since most of the comments are on YouTube, I think we should.
01:47:12
Yeah, we should.
01:47:14
A lot of comments.
01:47:16
And that's that's one of my favorite segments.
01:47:19
Half the comments were just laughing.
01:47:22
Some of them are laughing at us.
01:47:23
I think all of them are laughing at us.
01:47:25
Oh yeah. What the fuck's.
01:47:26
Where's the oh, I like that.
01:47:31
Hey, come on, come on, come on, come on.
01:47:33
Look.
01:47:35
Come on, come on, come on.
01:47:36
Where's the clip?
01:47:38
Where's the clip?
01:47:41
So I'm just going to roll down right here.
01:47:44
Does it matter what video when they're just laughing. No.
01:47:49
No. All you know is, apparently people find it funny.
01:47:52
Either us laughable or what we're talking about laughable.
01:47:56
Either way, we're amusing. The way.
01:47:58
Either way, I insult.
01:48:00
Yeah,
01:48:02
yeah, we make no promises.
01:48:04
No, D.J., you really love that girl.
01:48:08
I do.
01:48:09
Funny, you really love that girl.
01:48:11
Shouldn't matter by myself.
01:48:14
I've always heard that his arms are pretty big matter.
01:48:16
Okay. This is that is a funny clip.
01:48:19
Yeah. And.
01:48:21
Yeah, yeah.
01:48:23
Do you know what I understand?
01:48:25
How to not get banned from YouTube.
01:48:26
It's a dare them to fucking ban you.
01:48:29
Like real actual clip.
01:48:30
You have to say, listen, take a yeah.
01:48:33
The clip, the clip that we're saying says that and it had 10,000 views I dare.
01:48:37
Yeah right. Yeah.
01:48:40
I didn't
01:48:42
know what ludicrously said what the fuck to the poor joke.
01:48:46
Ten years of experience.
01:48:48
Oh, he does look like.
01:48:48
So this guy didn't even fire him.
01:48:50
A fat fuck named Joe fired him.
01:48:52
He just said what he just said.
01:48:54
What the fuck? Thanks for the comment, dude.
01:48:56
Dude quality. That's actually what it says.
01:48:59
Nice name and.
01:49:05
Finally we have Google TCR s.
01:49:09
Okay, so this is the one where.
01:49:11
All right.
01:49:11
First of all, full disclosure, I'm very aware
01:49:14
of avoidance systems in airplanes.
01:49:17
My point was basically instead of saying hi
01:49:20
everyone, how come the plane's avoidance system didn't work?
01:49:24
Instead I asked like, duh,
01:49:26
don't planes have avoidance systems?
01:49:29
If my Toyota can stop me from getting in a head on collision,
01:49:34
why don't planes have that?
01:49:36
So in all the fun and games with the internet, people took me retarded.
01:49:41
Least serious toll asked me to google TCAs,
01:49:44
which I assume stands for.
01:49:49
Avoidance system something collision avoidance.
01:49:52
What's the t?
01:49:52
I don't travel collision avoid trajectory collision.
01:49:55
Anyways
01:49:57
and rich 8551 face palmed.
01:50:00
Actually he's never face palmed harder in his life.
01:50:03
Right.
01:50:05
Look nice and
01:50:06
draw 6815 said Y please explain.
01:50:09
Yes, please explain.
01:50:11
I know 6815I normally don't
01:50:15
like would respond much to like a people does.
01:50:18
I just take it as a joke and not serious, but I just, I just kind of.
01:50:21
I'm curious because you're not are you face like what are you face palming over?
01:50:26
I just I don't know is it us or is it me.
01:50:28
Yeah it's I'm leaving retarded not knowing that right.
01:50:32
But knowing the planes himself so hard he gave himself a concussion here.
01:50:36
Like this is the medical emergency.
01:50:38
Yeah. Don't hate yourself.
01:50:40
And I understand it couldn't be last minute.
01:50:42
No, they can't stop in midair.
01:50:43
I'm not retarded.
01:50:45
See, I haven't said I'm not worried about my air brakes.
01:50:50
Couldn't they have some type of detection system
01:50:52
that automatically communicates with one another?
01:50:54
And anyways. Yeah, I mean,
01:50:58
so that's how we have to do it.
01:50:59
If we people have to jump in and be like,
01:51:03
hey, you're stupid and then we'll get comments.
01:51:05
That's the key.
01:51:06
Yeah.
01:51:06
I hate to figure, I hate to say that I figured it out, but make people
01:51:09
angry, make people think they're smart.
01:51:12
I don't know the exact time stamp,
01:51:14
but about three minutes ago we had a moment like that.
01:51:19
But I would give it one year ago, two weeks before our wedding.
01:51:23
I feel like a walking zombie who can't remember how to smile.
01:51:26
Bye, darling. Done.
01:51:28
Oh, yeah.
01:51:30
We just get to the end of it.
01:51:31
Just gets in front of me from a.
01:51:33
He was staring right into my eyes.
01:51:35
He was only 39. I'm 36.
01:51:38
We were planning our future together.
01:51:40
I'm so lonely without him now I feel as if God has taken his life
01:51:44
and mine.
01:51:45
I want to join my darling because we promised each other
01:51:48
we'd always be together.
01:51:50
He promised he would never leave me.
01:51:51
And since he was looking right into my eyes, I can feel his soul.
01:51:55
His soul inside me.
01:51:57
I feel nothing but missing him and his love.
01:51:59
Our hugs, kisses, touches I've talked to my pastor.
01:52:03
That was no help. It made me hurt even more.
01:52:06
My love and I were together almost five years signed last
01:52:12
without his love of it in Saint Paul.
01:52:16
Okay, wait for it.
01:52:23
I lost it, but his love and Saint Paul.
01:52:25
All of that's malarkey. Move on. That way.
01:52:29
And then Brady's comment to wasn't his soul inside you.
01:52:32
The love of my life.
01:52:33
Nice.
01:52:37
Haha. Ha!
01:52:40
So yeah, bum rush,
01:52:42
I, I should have just because Bum Rush says what the fuck?
01:52:45
Talk about unsympathetic. How so?
01:52:48
Please explain.
01:52:50
Yeah, we'll just ask everyone to please explain.
01:52:52
I just want to know if your explanation.
01:52:54
Yeah, interesting.
01:52:55
Please explain further.
01:52:57
I don't know the Romeo and Juliet story, but they're three times
01:53:01
as old as Romeo and Juliet, where it just doesn't
01:53:04
have the same kind of feel.
01:53:10
Tick tock.
01:53:11
Any more comments or on YouTube? Oh, yeah. Yeah.
01:53:14
Three days, four days, five days.
01:53:18
Oh, darn.
01:53:18
They all scanned off because somebody decided to like, a bunch of countries
01:53:22
with moon lights and go, right.
01:53:24
No, I can just change the camera. Do that.
01:53:26
Yeah. Do that.
01:53:28
It helps, I appreciate it.
01:53:30
Oh, wait till even before I do that.
01:53:32
No, there's a likes and comments button I, I fixed it okay
01:53:36
I don't know what up and checked means but user error.
01:53:39
This doesn't look like us.
01:53:41
Yeah that's oh this is a fun one.
01:53:43
So because we were talking about the gay fought gay getting banned
01:53:47
but he just straight up went to the mirror for gay.
01:53:49
But even when Mayor David Thompson reached out to Microsoft himself, it's David
01:53:54
Davis, the mayor of port Gay.
01:53:56
Whoa. Yeah, that was all right.
01:53:58
His teammates were all.
01:54:01
So here's another way
01:54:02
to get here's another way to get clicks.
01:54:06
So we mentioned the word ban or something.
01:54:08
And it triggered all these comments.
01:54:10
Right. Cyber expert seven to get unbanned.
01:54:13
The support team can help you get unbanned.
01:54:15
Send a message to them perfect guys.
01:54:18
Thanks. Oh cyber networking.
01:54:21
Now I think the Fort Gay ban has been resolved.
01:54:23
But you gotta love these. But
01:54:26
the entire
01:54:27
internet is like one bot system just answering itself.
01:54:31
Yeah, and that's the universe.
01:54:35
Yeah.
01:54:36
The universe is like a feedback loop.
01:54:40
How exactly is that possible?
01:54:42
As you might remember, a little over a year ago, I did a few monologues
01:54:45
on the fact that a major aviation disaster was imminent in this country.
01:54:49
We talked about it several times over the course of a couple of months,
01:54:52
probably, remember,
01:54:53
and it got to the point where it felt redundant after a while,
01:54:55
because every week there would be a new series of near misses,
01:54:58
and every week the conclusion on this year would be the same.
01:55:00
But something terrible is going to be in that 1.5 speeds pretty quick.
01:55:05
Like that many times without something bad to
01:55:09
I'm feeling this
01:55:09
thing holding up my groin says so.
01:55:13
A broken clock is right twice a day.
01:55:15
Two so that's it.
01:55:18
So I can add a sentence.
01:55:20
And so I think he even put the period there so he didn't end it.
01:55:25
He put the period before.
01:55:26
So you can't can you see that.
01:55:29
No. Finish a sentence.
01:55:31
He must have accidentally hit enter.
01:55:32
And it posted the contents.
01:55:33
One of the a very for reference.
01:55:38
So I think anything I think what
01:55:42
what am I going read was
01:55:45
fuck is I just going to say, oh, like Christ,
01:55:47
I think he means the boy that cries wolf more or less.
01:55:49
If you sit there and say
01:55:52
every day that a plane, you know it's going to happen,
01:55:54
eventually you're going to be right.
01:55:57
Oh, no, oh, no.
01:55:59
Matt Walsh decently enough.
01:56:01
And he for a while has been talking about the DEA situation,
01:56:05
and there's been a lot of near misses.
01:56:06
He's kind of keeping track of that in the news.
01:56:08
And there's trust me, viewers, when George says he knows
01:56:12
he knows him.
01:56:13
Yeah that was my watch.
01:56:14
He probably watched he watched it today.
01:56:16
I'm just saying I know what he's been talking about
01:56:20
and he's been saying this for,
01:56:22
oh, this is my 21st on these four corners.
01:56:26
Yes. He. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. He's saying that. Yeah.
01:56:29
If you just keep reporting on it.
01:56:30
But like
01:56:32
for the record the commenter is an idiot because the messenger
01:56:35
has nothing to do with the acts that he's reporting on.
01:56:38
Right?
01:56:40
Adam Walsh wasn't just randomly saying, hey, planes may crash today.
01:56:43
He was reporting on near-misses.
01:56:45
So that was actually happening.
01:56:47
And nearness to me, even though I would say that is a success.
01:56:52
Yeah, a lot of them. Yeah.
01:56:53
This is no man's.
01:56:55
Yeah.
01:56:55
There's a more efficient way to say near-miss.
01:57:00
A lot of them had to do with
01:57:00
the hires is what the end it is.
01:57:04
How how do you say that?
01:57:05
How would you more efficiently say near-miss hit?
01:57:09
Repeat after me.
01:57:11
Miss didn't make it.
01:57:14
Miss would do or.
01:57:19
Yeah. Go.
01:57:21
I don't know, it doesn't.
01:57:23
Somebody says would it.
01:57:25
Oh, I get it.
01:57:26
Repeat after me. And we all did.
01:57:28
We said nothing and you said nothing.
01:57:30
Nothing, nothing, nothing.
01:57:33
Cross-platform comments.
01:57:35
We have comments about this are okay.
01:57:37
Stop me from getting in my Toyota. All right.
01:57:40
So we don't need to play the whole clip again.
01:57:42
No, we don't want it.
01:57:45
But it's those these are clip different comments.
01:57:47
Roll the clip Brady Jacob says they do.
01:57:49
It was shut off. Thank you. That's very informative.
01:57:52
That's kind of what I was asking.
01:57:53
Why was why was it, why was it shut up.
01:57:56
It's just baloney.
01:57:57
Says because it would see a bird and try to dodge it.
01:58:01
Okay.
01:58:03
Is anybody want to take that?
01:58:04
Because I have a can I have a rebuttal to that?
01:58:07
Then why don't you think?
01:58:09
I think a bird would be too small.
01:58:10
But I also don't know why a bird could potentially take a plane down.
01:58:13
What do they put? Like a nice, like, mesh?
01:58:14
Oh, well, I have a, like a big bird.
01:58:16
Like a pterodactyl or California condor.
01:58:19
Planes don't give a fuck about birds.
01:58:20
The detection system
01:58:21
certainly does your car swerve when there's a mosquito or even a deer?
01:58:25
No, I don't think it does
01:58:28
harm a car.
01:58:30
Yeah. No kidding. I swear.
01:58:33
And birds do.
01:58:34
The Sully Roxanne River hallucination.
01:58:38
That was a bird strike. Bird strikes happen all the time.
01:58:40
That's why planes have three, two, three and four engines.
01:58:44
All right.
01:58:45
Yeah.
01:58:45
Goose goes into the engine.
01:58:47
You got to blow that engine a goose. Really?
01:58:49
You went with a goose? Goose?
01:58:51
Yeah, well, I would, I would went with a goose.
01:58:57
Not Canadian geese.
01:58:58
Canada goose is look it up.
01:59:00
Okay, so we're in the middle of comments.
01:59:02
I got there one more. I think there's two more.
01:59:04
There's way more than two more this way.
01:59:07
No no, no, we zipped through because the bird would strike.
01:59:10
This is my favorite. This is the last one.
01:59:12
This is my favorite one.
01:59:13
Yeah.
01:59:14
We saved the best for last.
01:59:15
Damn. But draw took George.
01:59:17
George took him down six months ago.
01:59:19
He did exactly what I was thinking.
01:59:21
I feel like appreciating zombie who can't remember how to smile.
01:59:24
Bye, darling.
01:59:25
You did me from a home.
01:59:27
He was saying. Hey, it's another cross.
01:59:31
Cross commented.
01:59:32
Two clips.
01:59:33
So these are two successful clips because both platforms commented nice.
01:59:37
This comment
01:59:39
MH is my star
01:59:41
zings us like like you could not believe simply replies
01:59:45
65 followers and let's check
01:59:50
he no 66
01:59:51
followers motherfucker in your face. Yeah.
01:59:55
So one we don't do it for the followers, for the followers.
01:59:59
But do you have 66 followers?
02:00:01
I'm. Yeah, I'm I'm proud of that.
02:00:04
Thank you.
02:00:05
3696 likes.
02:00:08
Does that mean that I don't think like so is that is that your likes.
02:00:11
No you don't do you're not fledge. So these are people.
02:00:14
There's been 3196 likes.
02:00:16
So at least 3100 of those are probably not draw.
02:00:21
So that's pretty cool.
02:00:22
Yeah.
02:00:23
And how many episodes do we have?
02:00:25
Minus the love of my life, pastor.
02:00:26
Six months ago.
02:00:28
90. Again, we don't do it for the followers,
02:00:30
so one follower is more than I expect.
02:00:33
Great. I appreciate you following.
02:00:35
That means that you actually clicked on a button.
02:00:37
Wow, that takes so much effort.
02:00:38
On the other hand, right. Shows that you like the show.
02:00:41
So we're very grateful. And or at least I'm grateful and appreciative.
02:00:43
I assume you guys are too. Oh yeah, I like that. Yeah.
02:00:45
Then now let's turn
02:00:47
let's turn this just a tiny bit different in the other direction.
02:00:50
Okay? MH is my style.
02:00:51
Are you motherfucking shallow, petty prick bringing up followers?
02:00:57
Looks like you're already clicked on, but I'm going to click on you to,
02:01:00
you have 33 followers, which I don't care.
02:01:03
I'm not judging you for that. But,
02:01:07
when I was like,
02:01:09
when I was like, what, eight years old?
02:01:12
Maybe my parents taught me
02:01:13
that people that live in glass houses shouldn't throw rocks.
02:01:17
They said stones.
02:01:18
When they were my parents, I tried to modify it.
02:01:21
Made it more like this century.
02:01:23
Until last time.
02:01:24
Do you throw it? Do you throw stones?
02:01:27
I know I say couch and like the the generation before me said sofa.
02:01:32
And do you know what the generation before that said
02:01:35
Davenport, Ottoman.
02:01:38
No, no that's what you Parisian settee settee set
02:01:41
that settee said look up settee.
02:01:44
It's a different thing altogether is it.
02:01:47
It's a two seater couch.
02:01:49
Well really quick hit back because we want okay.
02:01:53
The, the, the love of my life passed down six months ago.
02:01:56
The comments on that one right there.
02:01:58
So I will want to mention the 65 followers.
02:02:00
He's got one heart. So many heart. It it.
02:02:03
Yeah, I heard of that comment as well.
02:02:05
Yeah, I heard it. It too. Yeah.
02:02:07
Because I've heard it.
02:02:08
I think it's funny, but I don't know how to do that.
02:02:10
You guys have to show me how to work stuff out.
02:02:13
Yeah, you'll see this little fake finger thing.
02:02:15
You just.
02:02:15
Just go ahead and touch that heart there.
02:02:18
Boop. Okay.
02:02:19
I've accidentally hearted stuff.
02:02:22
Ooh. I think that's different.
02:02:24
Heart on is not right.
02:02:26
Oh, it's a different thing.
02:02:28
Okay. Now, he he's not. He said 65. He's not even.
02:02:30
I know we have 60 something followers.
02:02:32
I don't know what you want us to do. I don't I don't yeah, yeah.
02:02:35
So, you get a hundred
02:02:37
getting better I don't know.
02:02:39
They lowered
02:02:41
when we get 100 followers.
02:02:43
All right.
02:02:43
Everything breaks open. We can do all kinds of shit.
02:02:46
Oh, what is wrong? Say,
02:02:49
if God created the sun and moon on the fourth
02:02:51
day, how tf do they know four days had passed.
02:02:56
Okay, so is from my.
02:02:58
It's a way I was raised.
02:03:01
There is an actual computational number I don't.
02:03:03
This is not me talking.
02:03:04
This is my religion that raised me and it's something
02:03:08
to the equivalent of one of our days is a thousand years in God's terms.
02:03:12
Right, right, right.
02:03:13
Several times.
02:03:15
But I mean, again, I could ask the same question that Ryan asked.
02:03:19
How the fuck did they come up with that?
02:03:22
Right? Parallels this.
02:03:23
What happens with the speed of light?
02:03:25
Oh see, that's I think I they probably taught me the eighth grade.
02:03:29
Everything started. They added like oh they're going to go off to high school.
02:03:32
We better give them some science and math.
02:03:33
And they was like, wow, eighth grade. They just pounded that shit. Me
02:03:37
and I do that.
02:03:38
A lot of people, not a lot of people.
02:03:39
I never I haven't heard that a lot.
02:03:42
And and I've hear that more and more, but,
02:03:46
yeah, it's the idea that it's,
02:03:48
being traveling at light speed time wood is different.
02:03:52
They perceive time differently.
02:03:54
It affects them differently.
02:03:56
And there definitely is proof to that
02:03:57
because, like, even if you're orbiting our planet
02:03:59
a little bit away from the surface, it's a different you have a different, right.
02:04:03
Your time is moving slower, faster.
02:04:05
I don't moving different.
02:04:07
Right. Yes.
02:04:09
Oh, every.
02:04:12
Yes I was that help correct.
02:04:16
What are the.
02:04:16
You said the were you said there were more comments
02:04:19
where he's a liar.
02:04:22
I've got I've got more comments.
02:04:25
Great. Let's hear him.
02:04:26
I think you guys are very handsome.
02:04:29
Oh come on, come on,
02:04:31
come on in. My.
02:04:35
In the comment section.
02:04:38
All right.
02:04:39
I've got the, stained with the God thing.
02:04:41
I've got some, very.
02:04:42
Oh, decently brief here. I love the God thing.
02:04:45
If we could just be on the God thing.
02:04:47
Does it have a Christian rock band?
02:04:50
Almost stripers.
02:04:51
Very close.
02:04:52
It's very, That's Christian metal.
02:04:54
Yeah.
02:04:56
That's compatible ism in its greatest form.
02:04:59
Let me know when you want me to pause this so you can comment.
02:05:02
Pause. Okay.
02:05:05
Oh, man.
02:05:07
Pause. You can't can't hear it.
02:05:09
I got it, okay. I believe in Jesus.
02:05:12
I believe in him,
02:05:14
and I believe in haircut, though.
02:05:15
How about a pair of scissors?
02:05:16
Right. To do that over.
02:05:19
But I just want you to know that faith.
02:05:21
Yeah. There's so many comments.
02:05:22
What you do with the haircut.
02:05:23
Oh, my God, that's what I say.
02:05:25
I'm like, dude, maybe Jesus give you some scissors.
02:05:28
Jeez, that's a thing. Okay, okay. Got a piece?
02:05:30
Is that a piece?
02:05:33
He's on the spectrum.
02:05:34
I don't know what you want.
02:05:34
He's got, like, the rock going on.
02:05:36
It's like the rock back in the day.
02:05:38
The chops.
02:05:39
Yeah. Those stupid sideburns. What?
02:05:42
What an auto.
02:05:43
I want to hear him.
02:05:45
I want to hear what he has to say.
02:05:46
Because it has to.
02:05:47
Because of work. Play.
02:05:48
Fuck is this? Why is he not saying anything?
02:05:51
And I don't know.
02:05:53
He gives you the right to do that.
02:05:56
But I just want you to know that faith does
02:05:57
have purpose and value, and it can be used intellectually.
02:06:02
If people say, yes, what's the difference? You know what?
02:06:03
The Bible is just another book. No. First off, that's wrong.
02:06:05
The Bible is not a book.
02:06:07
Bible 6 or 6 books, 40 different people. Right
02:06:10
over 1500 years.
02:06:11
There's never been a book like that in history ever.
02:06:14
Does that make it the Word of God now just means it's worth considering,
02:06:18
because there's never been a book like this
02:06:21
gives you some reason to consider over the others.
02:06:22
Well, how about history?
02:06:24
For hundreds of years, archeology has used the Old Testament
02:06:27
and new to find buildings, to find people, to find civilizations, to find kings
02:06:31
that didn't exist or they didn't think they did something like the Bible study
02:06:34
the Bible.
02:06:36
Does that make it the Word of God?
02:06:37
No, it means it's historically accurate.
02:06:39
Real people really existed and really wrote down what they saw.
02:06:42
It was considered.
02:06:45
And then they said, we're going to have God show up.
02:06:47
And lots of people said that.
02:06:49
Lots of religions say it.
02:06:51
Don't worry, we'll prove it.
02:06:52
As a rational God would do.
02:06:55
I will do prophecies.
02:06:57
I will show that I'm not trapped in linear time,
02:06:59
that I can see beyond where you are.
02:07:00
I will give prophecies to tell you what the guy,
02:07:03
when I show up and God appears on earth to reveal himself,
02:07:05
I'll show you what he's going to look like.
02:07:06
Over 300 participants.
02:07:11
And then a man showed up one day named Jesus,
02:07:14
and he said, I'm that guy.
02:07:18
Allegedly.
02:07:19
That's ignorant. That's impossible.
02:07:22
People can say, well, yeah.
02:07:23
So they just wrote it afterwards and filled it on.
02:07:26
But we know that the first Greek translation of the Old Testament
02:07:28
was done 250 years before Jesus was born.
02:07:32
So how could they possibly know that he be born in Bethlehem?
02:07:34
How could they possibly know he was going to be crucified
02:07:37
when crucifixion didn't even exist as a capital punishment yet?
02:07:40
How could they know that he'd be betrayed
02:07:41
to 30 pieces of silver 200 years before there was a Jesus?
02:07:45
Does it make it the Word of God? No. But.
02:07:52
And then Jesus said he would fulfill these things.
02:07:54
He did miraculous things to prove.
02:07:55
I'm not just a guy talking like everybody else.
02:07:57
Look what I've done.
02:07:59
And some people believe in, some didn't.
02:08:00
That's how humans are. And then he said this.
02:08:02
I'm going to prove it to you.
02:08:04
I'm going to die.
02:08:06
And I come back to.
02:08:10
Nobody.
02:08:14
I don't know if he died
02:08:17
and all those who were with him
02:08:19
three years ran in fear, as would others.
02:08:28
And they ran away.
02:08:29
They said, I guess we were wrong.
02:08:32
And then something happened that said, I'm going to pause for that.
02:08:35
What's with that?
02:08:35
Said, you like a trash can, a couple trash bags and a broom.
02:08:40
It was in the middle of cleaning up.
02:08:41
He said, oh, come back when people just know that something happens.
02:08:44
He's playing. He's he's playing the popper.
02:08:47
Something had popped up.
02:08:48
All these guys come back can of anything glamorous.
02:08:52
People don't trust him for this belief system, except for one force.
02:08:55
He was.
02:08:55
John was sent off, but everybody died of martyrs.
02:08:58
Yeah. What was it for? Because they thought they were going to get rich.
02:09:00
There was no riches here.
02:09:02
There was no riches.
02:09:03
The Roman government hated them. They wanted them destroyed.
02:09:05
They use them as as people that could be eaten alive by animals
02:09:08
for sports and entertainment.
02:09:12
You're kicked out of your culture.
02:09:13
The Jews weren't going to take you in, so there was no value there.
02:09:17
There was nothing good here.
02:09:19
There was nothing here to gain.
02:09:22
And they all still died. For what?
02:09:23
Because they found a new religion? Nope.
02:09:25
For one reason they said this.
02:09:28
I saw him die.
02:09:30
So come back.
02:09:34
You never heard of that guy before?
02:09:35
But, what do you think?
02:09:38
That's that's the story.
02:09:40
That's that's a good telling of that story.
02:09:45
The greatest story ever told.
02:09:47
Isn't that what they call
02:09:49
rebuttal?
02:09:52
And, people don't die a martyr's death for something they don't believe in.
02:09:56
That's true.
02:09:58
He's right.
02:10:00
What do you want me to rebut that?
02:10:02
That's absolutely true.
02:10:04
Why would you die for something that's malarkey.
02:10:06
For me, it was God.
02:10:10
You absolutely would not.
02:10:11
That's. That's true.
02:10:13
What he's saying is absolutely right.
02:10:18
Okay, so you're on the guy right now.
02:10:23
Oh my dear.
02:10:24
Oh, I Bible star.
02:10:27
No, I'm not trying to study.
02:10:29
I want to lead a Bible study.
02:10:32
If you want to talk the way this Bible talks, you should keep your mouth shut.
02:10:37
I don't think you're bitter.
02:10:39
You want to lead away?
02:10:42
No, no, no.
02:10:42
There's a big difference between what Jesus teaches in the Bible
02:10:47
and what Paul teaches in the Bible.
02:10:50
Jesus said, treat your neighbors as you would treat yourself.
02:10:55
And Paul said,
02:10:58
treat others as Jesus would.
02:11:01
And then, it they did different teachings.
02:11:06
But what what, modern Christianity follows is
02:11:10
what all teaches, not
02:11:13
what Jesus was preaching.
02:11:18
John was the one that convinced me that that,
02:11:21
the Jesus was an actual historical person.
02:11:27
I did it all.
02:11:29
Was an author of many New Testament
02:11:34
books, and his,
02:11:38
by his own account, he's not
02:11:41
teaching Christianity the way
02:11:45
Christ himself taught Christianity.
02:11:50
It doesn't.
02:11:51
It's incompatible.
02:11:56
But but the point that, people don't get martyred
02:12:00
for things that they don't believe in is absolutely true.
02:12:06
I'm saying people believe that.
02:12:10
Yeah, of course people believe that.
02:12:13
Lots of people believe that now.
02:12:15
Lots and lots
02:12:17
doesn't make them right.
02:12:22
Number six.
02:12:26
Let's be real.
02:12:27
Everyone's going to be a hot mess after the big game.
02:12:31
Been there,
02:12:32
done that.
02:12:33
And I've got just what you need to cure that post party bug.
02:12:36
The Carl's Junior hangover burger egg.
02:12:38
Double bacon.
02:12:39
Yeah, you need that double bacon Charbroiled beef, cheese and sauce.
02:12:44
Just the way I look at that.
02:12:47
Look at,
02:12:50
they used to do.
02:12:56
And guess what? It's free.
02:12:57
The day after the big game.
02:12:58
You just have to download Carl's through your app and sign up for my rewards.
02:13:02
Or or do a free hangover burger on Monday, February 10th.
02:13:08
He'll definitely.
02:13:10
That was today.
02:13:11
And what, 13 minutes ago?
02:13:13
Yeah, I can make sure I played it after midnight.
02:13:16
It was delicious. You.
02:13:18
Is that what you have?
02:13:19
You should have been eaten one.
02:13:21
Oh yeah.
02:13:23
No, but the real message is, is that
02:13:26
there hasn't been commercials
02:13:27
like this since, like, 2016 for some reason.
02:13:30
God damn. Oh, okay.
02:13:32
The men are back in charge now.
02:13:34
All of a sudden.
02:13:36
Not the.
02:13:36
Yeah, yeah.
02:13:38
Did you see in the in Congress they, they introduced the, transgender
02:13:42
Congress person as the gentleman from so
02:13:46
and so for her, his first speech
02:13:49
and he just said, thank you, Mr.
02:13:50
Speaker, and spoke and then flashes to another one.
02:13:55
And there was a woman that said tranny, the one that always
02:13:58
gets called out from AOC, you know, the you know, the one
02:14:01
she said tranny.
02:14:02
And then they said, you know, that's a very
02:14:04
so we're going to abandon you to do you know, we're here for.
02:14:08
And so she literally turned into a five year old child
02:14:11
and starts to go and trainee, trainee trainee.
02:14:13
Oh like that.
02:14:15
She's like those times are over.
02:14:16
Shut the fuck up and move on. Order.
02:14:20
We're going to give up from Senate.
02:14:22
I got a little offended.
02:14:24
I'm not I it's hard for me to get a girl baby girl like I want to be thrown.
02:14:29
Saying it to it in reference is fine, but literally like stomp your feet and going
02:14:36
minion.
02:14:36
It was like I was embarrassed to be an American for a moment.
02:14:39
I hate to say, oh, but but what if I say draw is a trainee trainee trainee trainee.
02:14:45
You got to change your trainee fluid.
02:14:47
There's nothing wrong with that.
02:14:48
I don't know what the fuck you guys are talking about.
02:14:50
Oh, look at me.
02:14:51
Come on, look at these gorgeous
02:14:55
cheekbones I had installed.
02:14:56
Yes, yes, guys, it's really cold out here.
02:15:00
Should I go inside? You know.
02:15:04
No, I kind of like you.
02:15:07
Do it over this.
02:15:08
No no no no no no no no
02:15:11
no. I'm just freezing to death.
02:15:14
This is too much. Me
02:15:17
oh, my.
02:15:19
Not I don't know, it's 32.
02:15:22
Why does it say 32?
02:15:24
Because it's a scam book. Jacket on.
02:15:28
Jacket off, then a jacket on.
02:15:33
Haha. And.
02:15:35
All right, let's talk about some warmer.
02:15:36
Maybe it'll warm you up. Come on.
02:15:38
Yeah, I'll try going back to God. Go back to.
02:15:40
Okay. Yeah, please.
02:15:42
And that's why I played this.
02:15:44
You always go back to God.
02:15:46
Hold on. Yeah.
02:15:49
Sorry.
02:15:49
I love the Omega.
02:15:52
What is your favorite argument for God's existence and why?
02:15:56
So my favorite argument for God's existence is that I believe in free.
02:15:58
Well, okay,
02:15:59
the reason that I think there's an argument
02:16:00
for God's existence is because if you believe
02:16:03
that human beings are essentially just balls of meat wandering around
02:16:06
in the universe,
02:16:07
the kind of small stone that thinks that it was,
02:16:09
why did he go with that shape of its own accord?
02:16:11
But actually was thrown? If you believe that and you don't believe,
02:16:14
then there's an internal coherence and logic to it.
02:16:16
If you believe that you have the ability to make independent choices,
02:16:19
that you can actually supersede your own biological, your own biological drives
02:16:23
and the environment around you to any extents, even the smallest extent.
02:16:26
This means that you believe in something
02:16:28
that can't actually be proved by science, but that you are living every single day.
02:16:31
And the notion that you have that will, and not only that, you have that will,
02:16:35
but that that will is capable of comprehending the universe around you.
02:16:38
That your will is your ideas.
02:16:40
Your ability to comprehend
02:16:41
the universe is a reflection of reality, of an objective truth that is out there.
02:16:45
That says to me that there is a God, that there's a common source
02:16:48
that stands behind that objective truth and stands
02:16:50
behind the mind that can comprehend that truth.
02:16:52
What is your favorite argument for God?
02:16:55
Everything he said I agree with, and then he even try to correct it
02:16:58
and not label it God.
02:16:59
He said the common what we call it, the common sense, the common argument,
02:17:03
the common something, the common source.
02:17:06
I think he said the common source favorite argument for God's
02:17:08
existence should be proved by science, but that are living every single day.
02:17:11
And the notion that you have that will, and not only that, you have that will,
02:17:16
but that that will is capable of comprehending the universe around you.
02:17:18
That your will is your ideas.
02:17:20
Your ability to comprehend the universe is a reflection
02:17:22
of a reality, of an objective truth that is out there.
02:17:25
That says to me that there is a God, that there's a common source
02:17:28
that stands behind that objective, and understands behind the mind.
02:17:31
And their concept of reality is a model created
02:17:34
inside your brain that can be explained through evolution.
02:17:38
I say the best argument for God
02:17:42
is the fine-tuning argument, but that's garbage too.
02:17:46
But not gobbledygook. Like he just spoke.
02:17:49
The fine-tuning argument says, you know, the razor's edge upon which
02:17:53
the cosmological, the constants are set
02:17:57
are so precise that so so that,
02:18:02
any adjustment either way to like 6
02:18:06
or 7 decimal places would make life impossible.
02:18:10
Brady.
02:18:11
So that's based on our life, the humanoid or whatever.
02:18:14
And I'm pretty sure that if you moved,
02:18:16
if you moved that edge, you know, either way, life or whatever you want to call
02:18:20
it would probably adapt if it was meant to be absolutely or meant to be.
02:18:24
I don't even like that phrase, but I don't know what else.
02:18:26
I need a multiverse to explain my way out of the fine-tuning argument.
02:18:31
Either I'm just, I use the the puddle
02:18:34
or the glass water, but basically that we are here
02:18:38
tells us that the universe is capable compatible with life.
02:18:43
That's it.
02:18:44
That's like we wouldn't be here if it wasn't so
02:18:48
it just.
02:18:48
That's it. That really is it.
02:18:50
What if, in the same way
02:18:51
that you don't believe in God, that the universe really doesn't exist?
02:18:54
We're just making it up past the expansion that we have?
02:18:58
That is a great argument, because if you, you know
02:19:02
how even something squared energy equals matter if you divide the
02:19:06
if you subtract the matter from the energy, the the it's a null
02:19:10
it they cancel each other out.
02:19:12
The universe doesn't exist. Yep.
02:19:15
And did I mention for the observation problem that we were talking about
02:19:18
how it relates to creation?
02:19:21
When you make a video game,
02:19:23
you only program what you can observe to make it more efficient.
02:19:27
Yeah.
02:19:27
So it's easy for me to show assume it's for easy to me to assume
02:19:32
that an an atomic level, our simulation, our world, our creation, a simulation.
02:19:37
Every record does the same thing. Why?
02:19:39
Why would it bother with matter that doesn't need to be there?
02:19:42
But I mean, like a tree falling in the woods.
02:19:44
Yeah, yeah.
02:19:45
No, but that that definitely fits into the category.
02:19:48
I agree wholeheartedly.
02:19:53
Half half heartedly.
02:19:55
I agree half heartedly.
02:19:57
No, I love thinking about that kind of stuff.
02:20:01
It's really cool to,
02:20:05
I can't think of more rock in this place,
02:20:07
but hello, nobody remembers that.
02:20:13
This was the number one
02:20:14
Super Bowl commercial that was not doing it.
02:20:17
No good.
02:20:18
Nothing. You're too young to know.
02:20:21
Yeah.
02:20:24
Oh, my God, that's way too much.
02:20:27
I'm, What's happening?
02:20:31
What's happened?
02:20:32
Here we go.
02:20:35
Oh my gosh.
02:20:37
So good.
02:20:39
Oh it's just 000,
02:20:44
this one.
02:20:45
Yes, yes.
02:20:50
Lunch in a show.
02:20:52
How about that?
02:20:55
And that is a sandwich.
02:20:59
Oh. But she's having.
02:21:04
That last actress was some famous YouTuber person.
02:21:07
I'll have what she's having.
02:21:09
Explain.
02:21:11
I'm not sure if it's You Got Mail or Sleepless in Seattle.
02:21:14
I was at the same movie.
02:21:15
I don't even know, but it's from an old movie.
02:21:18
They did that, they recreated it.
02:21:19
She ate some food and went all in, like, had an orgasm.
02:21:22
And then somebody else in the restaurant said, I'll have what she's having.
02:21:26
It's been a copy joke for a long time.
02:21:29
Definitely, reminded me of something I've seen on TV, in my opinion, the game,
02:21:35
the Super Bowl game, the Super Bowl halftime show, and the commercials
02:21:38
were all the lamest of my lifetime.
02:21:42
What?
02:21:44
Oh, sorry.
02:21:44
I mean, I mean, I'm not saying that the halftime show was very specific
02:21:47
for me in my lifetime because I didn't relate.
02:21:50
I never heard any of the songs.
02:21:51
I didn't keep raising the bar.
02:21:54
Eventually you have to bring in Kendrick Lamar
02:21:57
to drop it back down so that,
02:22:00
yeah, somebody who runs,
02:22:02
come on in and raise it up some more.
02:22:06
Prince ruined it.
02:22:07
That was the pinnacle for 12 years.
02:22:09
This time show ever.
02:22:10
He played Purple Rain in the pouring rain.
02:22:13
All to yeah, I lost count. Honestly.
02:22:16
That's things like that I have.
02:22:18
Or lead me to believe there is a guy have 50 orgasms 50 well into the day.
02:22:23
It would be well over 100 by that evening.
02:22:26
What, what?
02:22:27
What's this girl's 50 orgasms a day might sound like pure pleasure,
02:22:32
but it's making Amanda's life a living hell.
02:22:35
No arousal disorder.
02:22:38
Really?
02:22:40
Oh. That's cool.
02:22:42
When they're intensifying like they are right this second,
02:22:44
this moment, my whole abdominal wall is like, flexing.
02:22:48
I never really make any noises.
02:22:52
Only because I kind of suppress them.
02:22:54
Then, of course, my legs won't stop.
02:22:56
Don't suppress them.
02:22:59
And let it go, honey.
02:23:01
But it has persistent genital arousal disorder,
02:23:04
or PG ad.
02:23:07
Well, it's also can't explain PG.
02:23:09
She's whistling people is just imagining.
02:23:13
That's how you know she's not faking it.
02:23:14
Particularly your genital area.
02:23:16
I've never brought a constant listen, I'll be honest.
02:23:19
On top of constant pain.
02:23:22
Yeah, I felt I felt like not to mention all the sleepless nights.
02:23:24
13, 14, 15 I'm kind of what you consider insomniac.
02:23:28
I'm usually up to the hours of 6 a.m., 7 a.m., 8:00 in the morning.
02:23:35
Oh my God, it's just you're.
02:23:38
She has supportive friends, but she would never come.
02:23:41
She also has supportive undergarments because you can't imagine.
02:23:44
That's got to be very messy
02:23:45
at the slightest vibrations from a cell phone or a car ride.
02:23:49
Sorry. We're going to come on.
02:23:50
That's insensitive.
02:23:52
This is great.
02:23:53
Right now, while we're in the car, I can feel it.
02:23:58
On setting my ticks,
02:24:00
I tell a man that I can strike at any time in any place.
02:24:06
You know, it's crazy.
02:24:06
Just in enough.
02:24:08
So can you pause it for a second?
02:24:10
I've seen you ticks go off about two times already.
02:24:12
Her tits are like a barrel. But how?
02:24:15
How old is she?
02:24:16
Before I change my thought patterns away?
02:24:18
It's like a possession, you know?
02:24:20
Like I'm, like, literally possessed by this.
02:24:22
Does she have to be because I'm confused.
02:24:25
My thought pattern is. Whoa!
02:24:27
My face melted.
02:24:28
It's I don't we don't. Oh, no, it's TLC.
02:24:31
It must be real.
02:24:33
No. Why does it look like Ringo Starr from fucking the Beatles Tumor
02:24:38
and has the worst recorded case of neurofibromatosis,
02:24:41
like you see, now, I don't know what I can make.
02:24:44
Oh, I can make fun of a woman having orgasms.
02:24:47
But I can't make fun of the Elephant Man.
02:24:49
I can't do it.
02:24:51
The rare genetic condition causes excessive cell
02:24:53
growth and tumors that have melted his face and earned him
02:24:57
the nickname China's Elephant Man three times.
02:25:02
Yeah, that's.
02:25:02
That's a good name. That's exactly what I said.
02:25:05
Oh, he looks more like the Elephant Man than the Elephant Man did.
02:25:08
Yeah.
02:25:09
Wang's parents were poor farmers, and he was born into poverty.
02:25:15
When he was four years old,
02:25:16
he noticed small tumors appearing behind Wang's ears.
02:25:20
Wang doesn't.
02:25:21
I just tell you that
02:25:23
you guys are gonna let him?
02:25:28
Out of it.
02:25:29
Unable to afford medical help, Wang's tumors were left to grow.
02:25:33
They weren't hanging in.
02:25:35
Now, Wang
02:25:37
kind of looked like that.
02:25:39
Oh, angel popping stuff there.
02:25:41
Oh, sorry.
02:25:43
It's just me.
02:25:43
No, I just I just wanted to compare his face to that.
02:25:45
It's not as droopy, but
02:25:48
colorful.
02:25:49
Do you know who should get together?
02:25:50
You do.
02:25:51
You know, I. You're.
02:25:54
All over anyway, for 3 to 4 friends.
02:25:58
They quit school by age 31. Huang's facial.
02:26:00
That's not what he said. He's a rocker here.
02:26:03
I don't understand what he's saying, but I also don't understand Mandarin.
02:26:08
I don't even like Mandarin.
02:26:09
Unless you're right. You're right.
02:26:10
Why the fuck was the translator going over here?
02:26:13
Who was great?
02:26:15
Yeah, he's.
02:26:17
The English translation.
02:26:18
Should not have had the skin flap over her.
02:26:21
No. Well, you wouldn't be murdered for something
02:26:24
he doesn't believe in, so he has to translate it properly.
02:26:27
Jesus. Scary.
02:26:29
And that was talking about Jesus. So was I.
02:26:32
Okay, good.
02:26:33
I mean, I mean, so was I, and I sound like the kid.
02:26:36
Yeah. Oh, my mom's the only god.
02:26:39
So at first, this is Neil deGrasse Tyson.
02:26:43
Okay.
02:26:44
At first, it was one of those guys in America's Got Talent morph.
02:26:47
He's going to morph. Oh, yeah.
02:26:50
Yeah, Taylor Swift
02:26:53
t I don't I don't like that woman.
02:26:56
Yeah, I don't like her either, but she all she does is ask a question for two.
02:27:00
That's enough.
02:27:01
It's going to be such a fucking stupid question.
02:27:03
Yeah. No, it's just a regular dinner. Junior.
02:27:05
What's her name?
02:27:07
Somebody else wrote it for. Who cares? Chelsea?
02:27:09
Katie. Chelsea Handler fucking handle me.
02:27:12
I'm so proud to be Baron and alone.
02:27:14
I'm so happy you fucking mothers are pieces of shit, dude.
02:27:19
Collective. Well,
02:27:21
I think you are.
02:27:22
You refer to her.
02:27:23
Lord is nice and you?
02:27:30
And I been in the chair every 15 minutes, roughly.
02:27:33
Anyway.
02:27:33
Yeah, I respect 50.
02:27:35
Said I went down a 50 cent rabbit hole.
02:27:37
This week was fun.
02:27:40
You're going to push play.
02:27:41
Are you going to wait for Gary?
02:27:42
Well, you mentioned the 50 cent thing.
02:27:44
I just don't know why he's so invested in,
02:27:46
in, in did he I get one thing about going after pedophiles, but I don't know why.
02:27:50
Like.
02:27:50
Oh it wasn't,
02:27:51
it was somebody did a huge story on him and they just mentioned how he,
02:27:55
about how a sudden he said something at two different interviews.
02:27:58
He was joking, everyone was laughing, but in hindsight, he was saying exactly
02:28:02
what everyone needed to hear
02:28:04
about the gay and the little kid.
02:28:06
And and how he asked him to go shopping. Kid.
02:28:10
Yeah, he's gay.
02:28:11
A little kid.
02:28:14
Yeah, he 50 cent said there was a bunch of photos that were really weird.
02:28:17
There was no explanation for, and it was just kind of dismissed.
02:28:20
And then he said, he has him.
02:28:22
He has him to take him shopping, not to go shopping. Yes.
02:28:24
And to take him shopping.
02:28:25
Did he asked 50 cent to go, look, I'll take you shopping.
02:28:29
He's like, what the fuck did you say?
02:28:31
All right,
02:28:33
well, okay, let's, let's hear Neil deGrasse Tyson.
02:28:36
Let's hear some annoying hag, and then we'll hear Neil deGrasse Tyson,
02:28:39
and then we'll hear Ben Shapiro's comment on Neil deGrasse Tyson.
02:28:42
But I'm going to pause after Neil.
02:28:43
Okay.
02:28:44
It seems like you're going to be well, was that do you believe in God?
02:28:49
Description of God that I've heard holds God to be all powerful,
02:28:53
very typical and all good.
02:28:55
And then I look around now, and I see an army
02:28:58
that killed a quarter million people in Indonesia, an earthquake.
02:29:02
They killed a million people in Haiti.
02:29:04
And I see the quakes and tornadoes and disease, childhood leukemia.
02:29:08
And I see all of this, and I say, I do not see evidence
02:29:11
of both of those being true simultaneously.
02:29:14
If there is a God, the God is either not all powerful or not all good.
02:29:19
There's so many wrong.
02:29:22
Yeah, but are you going?
02:29:23
You got.
02:29:24
I'm so bent like for your point of view, your definition.
02:29:28
What if your definition of good and bad is wrong or even doesn't even matter?
02:29:33
What if God's higher thing?
02:29:35
What if what if the every,
02:29:36
every one of your virtues on earth is so insignificant that we have it all wrong?
02:29:40
We're just trying to interpret that little kid that got cancer that we saw earlier.
02:29:44
What if God gave that little kid cancer
02:29:46
because that kid actually grows up to be the next Hitler?
02:29:49
That's actually good. Ouch.
02:29:52
Wow. Yeah, that's exactly what I was saying.
02:29:53
Is it could be any.
02:29:54
It could be anything
02:29:55
as fantastical or as simple, but is something that you are so wrong.
02:29:58
Greater good.
02:30:00
And Neil deGrasse Tyson is one of those Gary style people that their intelligence
02:30:03
is actually what's blocking them from open mindedness, which is fine.
02:30:07
I'm fine with that.
02:30:08
If somebody like making my building or programing my code, that's exactly
02:30:12
the mentality that I want.
02:30:13
But my philosophers and my dreamers, I don't want them trapped in that world.
02:30:20
Sorry.
02:30:20
That's just how I feel. That's a personal point.
02:30:22
That's all right.
02:30:24
Agree or disagree, I agree
02:30:28
okay. Let's here.
02:30:28
He doesn't he didn't even he wasn't even here I agree I don't want anybody
02:30:33
with a different mentality doing anything important.
02:30:38
Well yeah I love the Omega.
02:30:41
I stared into the mountain
02:30:43
because like God told me too, that we want to hear you believe in.
02:30:46
It's stupid.
02:30:48
It seems like saying if if you're if your pilot has any even got any possibility.
02:30:52
I don't want that pilot. Right. Superhero looks like this.
02:31:00
Look at the way powerful.
02:31:02
We're not all good.
02:31:04
There's so many.
02:31:05
Did he says all powerful does not exist. Is his tie.
02:31:07
By the way,
02:31:08
for me, God's definition of what's good is not your definition of what's good.
02:31:10
Neil deGrasse Tyson.
02:31:11
Because you know, it means all knowing, not all powerful possibility.
02:31:13
Number two can tell me, no, no, no, no, it's everything.
02:31:16
The universe in certain ways.
02:31:17
Yes, your love mystery will influence Alpha to Omega.
02:31:20
You know what's good is not your idea. That's.
02:31:21
That's all.
02:31:22
Knowing is our mission, not omnipotent.
02:31:26
But they're both attributed to competent.
02:31:29
Know, our mission.
02:31:31
There's a singular mission.
02:31:33
The best proof that does not exist.
02:31:34
And doing maybe God's definition.
02:31:36
What's good is not, you know, the good
02:31:38
because you are not omnipotent is one who has no power or authority.
02:31:42
Yes, that's what I'm saying.
02:31:45
Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he himself can't lift it?
02:31:49
That's the paradox.
02:31:51
Oh, nice paradox.
02:31:53
But. But it doesn't.
02:31:54
See, you have the word power and strength for some reason.
02:31:56
Having a having having access to not only
02:32:00
create new knowledge
02:32:03
doesn't know that's that's two different things.
02:32:05
Omnipotence is the power.
02:32:08
Omniscience is the knowledge.
02:32:12
But they're both attributes.
02:32:13
It doesn't matter
02:32:16
power. It does say power.
02:32:18
I think you and I know
02:32:21
the power and potent is probably related to power.
02:32:24
So I I'm definitely wrong there.
02:32:26
I know limits is control in the years in certain ways allow for free.
02:32:31
But what we're right about
02:32:32
these are all different characteristics we used to describe God a thing.
02:32:35
We're not just thing happening to that person.
02:32:38
We just did the bad thing, I don't know attribute.
02:32:40
Suppose then you wouldn't have any.
02:32:41
I don't think Jesus awful good, do you?
02:32:43
If clearly if he was all powerful, if you believe in that sort of thing, then
02:32:47
he would.
02:32:48
Well, no.
02:32:49
See, I go back to the thing.
02:32:50
He probably has a reason he can't or won't or doesn't,
02:32:53
that we would never have a greater good that we don't even understand.
02:32:56
Yes. And Bruce Almighty, the movie did a great job of it.
02:32:58
He just said yes to everything.
02:33:00
I'll be a generous, compassionate God.
02:33:02
You know what I'm talking about that movie with that
02:33:04
cause I think I remember and there was a movie.
02:33:07
The immediate unthought of downside to that.
02:33:12
So, you know that that's that's the best way to explain why God can't heal every
02:33:17
child or answer any for ever.
02:33:22
Well, right. I mean, go back.
02:33:23
I we were assuming that believing in him in him
02:33:27
that.
02:33:30
He created the heavens
02:33:31
and the earth, Alpha and Omega.
02:33:35
Then I see where this is going.
02:33:38
Oh, I'm God.
02:33:40
Bingo. Yahtzee.
02:33:42
Is that your final answer?
02:33:43
Our survey says God.
02:33:46
Bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing. Well, it was nice to meet you.
02:33:49
God, thank you for the Grand Canyon and good luck with the apocalypse.
02:33:53
Oh, and by the way, you suck.
02:33:56
You've been doing a lot of complaining about me, Gary.
02:33:59
Quite frankly, I'm tired of it.
02:34:01
Don't come near me.
02:34:01
Seriously.
02:34:02
When I'm backed into a corner like a wild animal,
02:34:04
I don't want to hurt you, but I will, out of instinct.
02:34:05
You haven't won a fight since grade five, and that was a gangster girl.
02:34:10
Oh, yeah.
02:34:11
He's right. You
02:34:13
really think sun was in your eyes?
02:34:16
Oh, my God, I solved a whole riddle.
02:34:18
In a way I probably police this.
02:34:20
Me, can't do this to me.
02:34:23
It's all attributed to David.
02:34:25
It's fucking David.
02:34:26
He's the key
02:34:28
to being David is the key to the Bible.
02:34:31
It's all attributed to David.
02:34:33
Whatever you say. All right?
02:34:35
Do you believe in a God
02:34:37
that is know and all knowing?
02:34:41
So again, I think even I'll be even farther.
02:34:43
All the Omni stuff that's after Omni is all added for us to try and relate
02:34:47
something that is unrelatable, unexplainable
02:34:50
to something where we can actually explain and relate to.
02:34:53
I think I'm NE just means all right, Omni is all or everything.
02:34:59
Oh Omega.
02:35:01
So it'd be better if we just said all instead
02:35:03
of God or common source or Creator.
02:35:05
If we just said, okay, well then you really are dealing with
02:35:08
Spinoza's God and it's not you
02:35:13
at all.
02:35:14
If you have any Spinoza's God on you, you should wash it off.
02:35:18
This is the single show we're not supposed to fall back in another show.
02:35:21
Can you explain what Spinoza's God is?
02:35:22
Because I don't remember nature.
02:35:24
The universe.
02:35:27
What I, I, I give you a three word answer.
02:35:31
Are you kidding me?
02:35:33
So nature.
02:35:33
You telling me, talking to my mom. And I know how she feels.
02:35:36
Do you back off?
02:35:37
Oh, you're not being stupid.
02:35:38
First of all, I'm just trying to thank you for the viewers.
02:35:41
Yeah.
02:35:43
Say the three words again.
02:35:44
Nature of the universe.
02:35:46
Nature is the word that you have.
02:35:47
Me, I don't nature.
02:35:48
We couldn't define even on this show. It's everything.
02:35:51
It's all.
02:35:52
So when I asked you to define all, you started it with all of something.
02:35:56
So I'm confused.
02:35:58
Nature.
02:35:58
Everything occurs in nature.
02:36:00
Everything is natural. Okay,
02:36:03
so can you.
02:36:05
Can you? Nature.
02:36:06
The universe.
02:36:07
Spinoza's God I just defined swirls has gotten three words.
02:36:11
I was trying to keep it simple for you.
02:36:14
It's 202 vague.
02:36:15
I don't understand it. Both ends of that.
02:36:18
But it says God, is it? Yes.
02:36:22
Oh, I don't do silent riddles.
02:36:25
Sorry.
02:36:25
You're subscribing to a ridiculous nonsense.
02:36:30
Please like, comment and subscribe to the ridiculous nonsense down below.
02:36:34
Heck yeah.
02:36:37
Hey, can we do the, what's it called?
02:36:40
The, disclaimer so I can walk inside?
02:36:43
Yeah, but every time you do that, there's a flag coming up, so.
02:36:46
All right, pure flash.
02:36:48
Yeah. We haven't had one yet.
02:36:50
Come on, ask
02:36:52
a flag
02:36:55
I have.
02:36:56
I'm on deer flag, fuckface.
02:36:59
I have no problem
02:37:01
driving at night, but I prefer to stay home rather than go out.
02:37:05
Truth be told, I don't like to be out after 4 or 5 p.m..
02:37:08
Yes, I miss a lot of social activities, but I don't mind.
02:37:11
The problem is friends and acquaintances who, when they find out I'm not going out
02:37:15
at night, instantly offer to pick me up because they are kind and gracious.
02:37:18
No matter how many times
02:37:19
I explain that it's not the driving, it's that I prefer not to be out at night.
02:37:23
It falls on deaf ears.
02:37:26
You know, I'm lucky to have sweet friends who volunteer to drive me,
02:37:29
but I'm tired of explaining myself because I don't want to insult anyone.
02:37:32
Can you suggest a polite way to turn these folks down?
02:37:34
Nothing.
02:37:35
I've said is work so far, including saying it's not the driving.
02:37:38
I don't go out at night.
02:37:40
Signed homebody in Florida.
02:37:44
Homebody in Florida.
02:37:47
I always just say no, I've got a got
02:37:49
a real flare up.
02:37:56
To say I'm trying to rescue.
02:38:03
I don't know, got a real flare up.
02:38:08
Working out in the shot. Shot
02:38:12
turned down.
02:38:13
What?
02:38:16
Flare up for what?
02:38:18
I don't like to go out at night either.
02:38:22
Screw that.
02:38:25
Yeah.
02:38:26
It's fine.
02:38:26
I'm a homebody, but not all the time.
02:38:30
I do everything,
02:38:31
I'll do one of everything.
02:38:32
And every single night.
02:38:34
Yeah. You know what?
02:38:36
I am not anything.
02:38:38
Everything
02:38:40
or just anything.
02:38:44
I'm shutting this up.
02:38:46
How about pool? Oh, you're a pool.
02:38:49
You like pool?
02:38:49
I know I'm not going to get cold.
02:38:51
I'm going to go inside.
02:38:53
Does that mean we're going to cross over?
02:38:56
Yeah.
02:38:56
That's above. So below AMF amigos.
02:38:59
No, not that to the rumble.
02:39:01
We're not even going stage. You go in
02:39:05
the disclaimer.
02:39:06
The unfiltered and crude summation of jabber speech jibber folks, listen up
02:39:11
before we dive deeper into this circus of crudeness and uncensored banter,
02:39:15
here's our no nonsense disclaimer served with a side of flash humor
02:39:19
jibber look, we're here for a good time, not a jibber correct time.
02:39:23
All right?
02:39:24
In this crazy world where snowflakes, applesauce, and jabber critic,
02:39:27
we're just trying to spread some joy without stepping on too many toes.
02:39:31
So here's jabber article II.
02:39:33
Let's get jabber, the sole jabber of our discourse.
02:39:36
Be it for guest hosts or any random love mouth, is to tickle your funny bone,
02:39:41
choose your gray matter, and illuminate the path to a merciful existence.
02:39:44
Any semblance of seriousness.
02:39:46
Gibber accidental article to jabber everyone equally.
02:39:50
We're equal gibber offenders. All right.
02:39:52
We don't give a hoot about your gibber race, religion, or whether you prefer cats
02:39:56
or dogs.
02:39:57
We're here to roast everyone from politicians to gibber to our own
02:40:00
sorry selves.
02:40:01
No gibber say not even grandma's apple pie.
02:40:04
Article three screw political jabber.
02:40:06
Listen, we ain't here to hold your hand
02:40:08
or jabber anything, so if our jabber offend you, tough luck.
02:40:12
We're not responsible for any ruffled feathers or gibber feelings.
02:40:15
But, hey, if you can take the heat, we promise we'll dish out some belly
02:40:19
laughs and maybe a couple of gibber articles, gibber fake news alert
02:40:23
the tales, rumors, and downright like you hear here are as chipper as a $3 bill.
02:40:28
Any resemblance to real life events or people, whether alive or pushing up
02:40:32
daisies, is purely gibber and probably a result of us hitting the bottle too hard.
02:40:36
We're pretty sure the earth is round, but jabber, who cares?
02:40:40
Article de jabber cause why not parody and gibber our bread and butter?
02:40:45
Folks?
02:40:45
Any likeness to actual people
02:40:47
or characters is just us having a laugh, not a reason for a jabber.
02:40:51
We might not be
02:40:52
the smartest jabber in the jar, but we sure know how to stir up some trouble.
02:40:56
So in closing, if you've made it this far without getting your undies in a gibber,
02:41:00
then congrats! You're our kind of people.
02:41:02
We're just here to crack a few tasteless joke, spread some jabber joy,
02:41:06
and remind everyone that life's too short to be serious all the frickin time.
02:41:10
So buckle up, buttercup, and get ready for a wild ride in search of our humor.
02:41:15
While flange rants live. Oh, let me
02:41:19
be careful, El.
02:41:20
Prove you're good.
02:41:21
Okay, I'm here, so
02:41:24
I hope you ready to rumble.
02:41:25
Pardon?
02:41:27
Oh, let me
02:41:29
be your.
02:41:40
Ladies and gentlemen,
02:41:43
let's get ready to.
02:41:48
Rumble!
02:41:49
I hope that you're ready to rumble.
02:41:50
I hope you're ready to rumble.
02:41:54
Oh, wait, I can show that.
02:41:56
Oh, let me get a.
02:42:01
I like to hope this is real.
02:42:03
The way she falls down.
02:42:05
Oh, oh, but
02:42:07
I still think it's probably CGI or AI.
02:42:10
She gets hit first on them from the back
02:42:13
and then again in the head from the brake on this table.
02:42:15
No way can we get out of the car.
02:42:20
Okay, if I'm here, if I don't think it's real,
02:42:25
what do you think?
02:42:25
Tell me down in the comments.
02:42:30
I'm gonna zip through all these videos that you sent.
02:42:32
This one.
02:42:33
I actually had to click through
02:42:34
two warnings of how graphic and nasty it was, so we saved it for Rumble.
02:42:39
So we're going to start Rumble with this wonderful dive.
02:42:42
It's got good form.
02:42:43
He's got the knees bent, arms out back.
02:42:45
Looks like he's looking out too far though.
02:42:47
This is what's worrying me.
02:42:48
He's he's not looking down. He's looking out.
02:42:51
And it doesn't really look like a diving board.
02:42:53
It looks like some kind of a dock or just extension.
02:42:58
I don't also like that.
02:42:59
It says that was nasty before he even jumped.
02:43:01
So here he goes.
02:43:07
Oh my.
02:43:08
Oh, no.
02:43:09
His back is in his front.
02:43:11
Wait. His legs are making. You know how the.
02:43:13
You know how the girls make that heart symbol.
02:43:16
He's doing it with his legs. Oh.
02:43:22
Yeah.
02:43:23
Oh, boy.
02:43:29
Oh, you're.
02:43:33
Oh, that's quite the optical illusion.
02:43:37
Okay, we need to.
02:43:38
We don't need the sound.
02:43:39
Oh, look at the optical illusion.
02:43:42
It's hard to tell which way he's facing until you see his head hanging.
02:43:44
You're like, oh, yeah. No, that's actually completely hyper.
02:43:47
Is that hyperextended? Is that yeah, I understand.
02:43:50
Yeah. That's a that's a fracture.
02:43:52
Well I mean right. But.
02:43:57
Or is that the knee.
02:43:59
Yeah I think it broke right at the knee.
02:44:02
But I mean it broke off.
02:44:03
It's hanging by tendon and ligament there.
02:44:06
That was nasty.
02:44:09
Super gross
02:44:12
nasty.
02:44:15
I feel so good to be warm.
02:44:18
Check it up.
02:44:40
I can't treat it right.
02:44:44
You take this song.
02:44:45
Oh! Go away, don't go away.
02:44:47
Yeah, yeah.
02:44:50
Please take
02:44:54
the skin as you got 130.
02:44:57
Not one of their better songs.
02:44:59
It's a masterpiece.
02:45:02
It's really.
02:45:08
Sadly,
02:45:08
I think it's one of their bigger hits, though,
02:45:13
I couldn't find,
02:45:16
I get up to go.
02:45:17
Just shut up and win.
02:45:20
Is that a song?
02:45:22
I think so.
02:45:27
Wait a second.
02:45:28
Hold on.
02:45:36
If you ever see
02:45:36
a homeless person with a dog, please do not donate to them.
02:45:40
They're making horrible life decisions.
02:45:42
Yeah,
02:45:44
I almost want to take their dog from them. And.
02:45:46
Right. It's.
02:45:47
I'm not even thinking about the homeless person I am. I.
02:45:49
I'm a complete jerk, aren't I?
02:45:51
I don't yeah, I want to steal your dog from you
02:45:53
and keep it in my house and give it a real life.
02:45:56
Yeah. You're welcome.
02:45:57
What I would say
02:45:59
your life will be easier to.
02:46:00
I'm sorry.
02:46:01
You know what? You can come visit the dog.
02:46:04
Here's my address only.
02:46:06
So. Yeah.
02:46:07
Let's drive out here.
02:46:15
Yeah.
02:46:16
Hey, friend.
02:46:18
I'm going to get kicked out of my apartment.
02:46:19
Is there anything you could do for me?
02:46:20
Can I borrow 500 bucks? Yeah. Here you go.
02:46:22
And then you find out that they got a puppy.
02:46:26
Yeah, I I've done that before.
02:46:30
They got a puppy with your mom.
02:46:31
They got a puppy and pay for the shots with your money.
02:46:34
It was $400.
02:46:35
Hey, can I have $100? I just realize I have to feed it.
02:46:38
And it was getting an apartment, and I knew the dude decently well enough.
02:46:41
I went his house.
02:46:43
I knew his kids. His kids knew me.
02:46:46
Ooh, tell tell me more.
02:46:47
Wait, I don't I didn't get all of my money back.
02:46:49
He gave me a little bit at first, and then he pay me back and some weed,
02:46:53
and then, and then he he never,
02:46:56
he kept making excuses, and then, like, he just kind of stopped talking about it.
02:46:59
And then occasion I would ask him and he make excuses and,
02:47:03
and then, he left that job,
02:47:05
which was kind of annoying, saying somebody owes you money.
02:47:09
Yes. Yeah.
02:47:17
It's also kind of a joke.
02:47:18
Sorry, but, he left that job.
02:47:20
Okay.
02:47:26
We didn't own the flats.
02:47:27
Rancho. For the record, that's my job.
02:47:29
Which is actually the job.
02:47:30
I got him. I got him the job there.
02:47:32
And then I loan him the money,
02:47:35
and then he paid me a little bit of the money back, and he gave me some money,
02:47:38
and it was supposed to pay me the rest of the money back.
02:47:41
And, is his name Kevin?
02:47:43
No, his name is, Larry.
02:47:45
But, he, should be named.
02:47:48
His name should be Dave.
02:47:49
But, Yeah. David.
02:47:51
Yeah. So he would always.
02:47:52
Then he then, was dating this chick, and then after, like a couple of months,
02:47:57
he was like, yeah, you know, I don't even, like, stay in my apartment that often.
02:48:01
I'm always at her. Her place.
02:48:02
And I'm like, okay, well, where the fuck's my fucking money, dude? Like.
02:48:06
And then,
02:48:07
a couple months later, he gets her pregnant
02:48:10
and then, you know, nine months
02:48:12
later, he's posting, like, pictures of this kid and all this, like,
02:48:15
watch Virginia Tech gear and, like, all this fancy
02:48:19
clothes, and it's like, the whole time I'm thinking, like, you got money for this.
02:48:22
Where's my money? You got money for that? Where's my money?
02:48:24
So finally, I just finally posted on one of the
02:48:26
I commented on one of the things I'm like, dude, where like,
02:48:28
you got money for all this shit, where the fuck's my money?
02:48:30
And then he was like, dude, you don't have to put me on. Blast it!
02:48:32
It's like,
02:48:33
I was just going to say, as soon as you said
02:48:34
that no matter what, you became the dick.
02:48:36
I not my opinion, but like the movie, it's just like, dude, what the fuck, man?
02:48:40
You can't.
02:48:41
Anyways.
02:48:42
No, I'm with Larry on this one.
02:48:45
I'll take the hit because I just tells me that,
02:48:49
I don't need to be friends with Larry anymore.
02:48:50
It cost me a little bit of money,
02:48:51
but at least I know I won't need to, like, take a hit like that from from this guy.
02:48:55
Just whatever.
02:48:56
All right, you're lost, buddy.
02:49:00
You are the bigger
02:49:01
mean, perfect life with your fucked up with your fucked up
02:49:04
fucking, Brady Bunch situation because you you had a no don't situation
02:49:08
going on with two kids that were great
02:49:09
and your wife and then also and you guys get into some weird fucking evenings
02:49:13
and then he was almost going to fight
02:49:14
this one dude, because the wife had this dude over
02:49:17
and it was like the weirdest thing. And that's why he needed the apartment.
02:49:19
And then he ends up fucking knocking up some other chick
02:49:21
within a couple of months. And it's like, now he's.
02:49:24
Yeah, no wonder you're white trash. We can fight.
02:49:26
We have a chicken attack.
02:49:28
Plus, everybody makes choices.
02:49:30
Everybody got choices, everybody got choices.
02:49:33
E-40 yeah, my choice was, shout out, you know, he
02:49:37
he was crying like he said, my my family with no one to help me.
02:49:40
I do, you know, he he gave me this, like sob story man and asked me for this money.
02:49:46
Everybody had a choice.
02:49:48
If I had choice, it was only it was like 400 bucks.
02:49:51
I knew he worked there. I knew, like, okay, like, I'll get my money back.
02:49:53
I go to his house. Yeah. I'm like a like.
02:49:56
And then at that point, I just. No.
02:49:57
Okay, dude, I got the same friend, the same story.
02:50:01
Have a nice life.
02:50:02
He. I didn't land the money, though.
02:50:03
He uses my services and I charge him my cost.
02:50:07
I mean, I can't go any lower.
02:50:08
He pays for what I pay just to, you know, for his business.
02:50:11
Right?
02:50:12
And if he fell behind.
02:50:13
So I was like, whatever. Cool pay me whatever.
02:50:15
I extended it. So I basically lent him my services.
02:50:18
And then another year passed
02:50:20
and it started to build up.
02:50:22
And then I even I got him a job
02:50:24
building a, access ramp,
02:50:28
and he got paid thousands of dollars to build it.
02:50:30
And I was like, hey, kind of part of the deal
02:50:32
was that, you know, that I would know that you would have some money.
02:50:34
Maybe you feel
02:50:35
like you've asked more than like you kind of want to be nice about it,
02:50:39
but you subtly ask and you figure like, okay,
02:50:41
I've mentioned it a couple of times, like, I don't need to mention it all the time.
02:50:43
And then you a little bit more time goes by, then you and then enough time goes by.
02:50:47
That's where I was going to go.
02:50:48
I was that I've never mentioned it and I never will.
02:50:51
They just feel like I guess not enough time.
02:50:54
That's what's different between you and me.
02:50:56
I want to get me wrong.
02:50:58
I don't get me wrong. I want to mention it.
02:50:59
I think I just did mention it, but I'm not going.
02:51:02
I remember one time I was just.
02:51:04
But now I'm getting to a point.
02:51:05
There's a in that.
02:51:06
Come next August again, I'm gonna have to make a decision
02:51:08
if I'm going to shut his business.
02:51:09
That and he's like, oh God, I'm going, yeah, yeah, it's right now.
02:51:13
Yeah. I don't know right now.
02:51:17
Well, it'll be year three.
02:51:18
So it's like $300 every year. It's not even that much.
02:51:21
But I mean,
02:51:22
tell them when they go, oh fuck, I forgot about that song.
02:51:25
Let's see.
02:51:25
And then to relate to this friend
02:51:27
who also used to front me with long, long, long, long time ago.
02:51:31
So, like, the rules were reversed.
02:51:34
Yeah, but he would definitely say, hold him out, though.
02:51:36
You never.
02:51:37
I don't owe him anything.
02:51:38
And we are square. Correct?
02:51:41
Yes. How long did you.
02:51:42
How long did he. Did he.
02:51:43
What was the longest he ever front of you?
02:51:46
Not this long.
02:51:49
And how much? But.
02:51:51
No, I mean, it could have been, I don't know, purse
02:51:52
for an extended period of years.
02:51:54
I was probably always negative, you know, 1 or 2.
02:51:57
I mean, you're pretty negative.
02:51:58
Yeah, definitely.
02:52:00
But now there's this guy to work.
02:52:03
William.
02:52:04
Bill, Will, whatever we call him, it's a black guy.
02:52:06
He drove Pollock, and it's the.
02:52:08
That warehouse I used to work.
02:52:14
So are you been advised to stop and stop?
02:52:17
And, I mean, you really pay me back, and then.
02:52:21
And then what was you like?
02:52:24
Well, first name, last name.
02:52:25
This just in.
02:52:27
We have William's wife on the line,
02:52:30
and then she's fucking pissed.
02:52:32
Why did you mention William on your show?
02:52:35
Oh, that's pretty good.
02:52:36
Is that you think
02:52:39
she borrowed 20 bucks, paid him back that next payday,
02:52:42
and then borrow 20 bucks again and then said, I'm.
02:52:45
I'm short again.
02:52:46
Can I get another 20?
02:52:48
So he's $40 up on me and quit and left.
02:52:51
I have seen it.
02:52:51
I somewhat he was working at a construction
02:52:55
site in downtown Ann Arbor and he waved.
02:52:59
I waved and all I supposed to do where's my 40 bucks?
02:53:04
You try to attack?
02:53:08
That's what you're supposed to do.
02:53:10
Yeah, it's not for 400, but it's 40.
02:53:14
Yeah, it's it's horseshit.
02:53:16
It's not really worth it.
02:53:17
But then again, again, I just kind
02:53:18
of take solace in the fact that it's like, okay, like, lesson learned.
02:53:22
Yeah.
02:53:22
Like, I, I'm the type of person that if you were my friend,
02:53:25
I'd be willing to do that for you. And now you just share that privilege.
02:53:28
You've actually lost all contact with me.
02:53:30
I'm just kind of done pretty cheap to find out.
02:53:32
It's not a good friend, to my opinion.
02:53:34
Well, yeah.
02:53:35
I mean, yeah, it's 40 to 300 bucks, I don't know.
02:53:37
I mean, gets hired higher. Maybe not.
02:53:40
Yeah, I could use that 40 bucks right now, though.
02:53:43
I'm serious.
02:53:44
Well, if you're out there, please.
02:53:47
Does it get.
02:53:50
It. Yeah.
02:53:50
There's actually there's actually a button right there you can click on to pay him.
02:53:54
Right now it's got a little dollar sign on it at the bottom of chat.
02:53:58
You all see we don't see it but you all see it right there on Rumble in it.
02:54:03
Hit it.
02:54:05
Much appreciate it.
02:54:06
Otherwise you know.
02:54:08
No, I'll do the show. Give me death. Much.
02:54:10
I so I also,
02:54:17
if there's nothing in there.
02:54:18
Oh nothing.
02:54:22
No. And I took a big old hit off it.
02:54:24
Now my tongue fucking burned I know, and I've got to repack mine too.
02:54:28
So you got to let me know.
02:54:29
You got to,
02:54:30
you got to have some warning there as I said because it somebody said yep.
02:54:34
Yeah. No I it it made sense.
02:54:37
Maybe I should always be ready
02:54:40
but I'm
02:54:42
on the wrong way. Something's happening.
02:54:44
Something's happening.
02:54:45
It's not a cock bull crap.
02:54:48
I have no idea what that means.
02:54:49
I've never done a deep throat,
02:54:54
but we, go through one of these really quick.
02:54:56
I'm going to load up some chicken attacks. There's a bunch.
02:54:59
Yeah, yeah.
02:55:00
And I'm going to, I would start showing up in my feed was,
02:55:03
these animated babies fighting goats and stuff.
02:55:07
Weird.
02:55:10
Hot stamp over.
02:55:12
Dear Reggie, hot stamp operator
02:55:14
is hiring a disc golf.
02:55:17
I don't know what it means, but it's.
02:55:19
It's a disc golf. Plastics injection molding.
02:55:21
John, do you have experience in plastics injection molding?
02:55:25
Yes. Okay.
02:55:27
Let's click yes.
02:55:28
Do you have experience in mechanical knowledge?
02:55:31
Yes. Yes.
02:55:33
Do you have experience in math?
02:55:36
Yes. No.
02:55:37
Yes. Do you have experience in manufacturing? Yes.
02:55:41
Yeah I'm getting it done.
02:55:44
But do you have experience in basic math? Yes.
02:55:48
What was the other one then?
02:55:49
Do you have experience in math?
02:55:51
Yes. Okay.
02:55:53
Pay is $15 an hour, full time eight hour shift.
02:55:56
Let's see. What are you doing? Oh, here is full job description.
02:55:58
Mvpd Disc Sports is a sporting goods company in Marlette.
02:56:01
Meaning? Wait, where's where's Marlette?
02:56:04
Sounds like, 40 minutes north up.
02:56:07
It's like a this.
02:56:10
It's only 40 minutes from here.
02:56:11
No, no it's no, no, they're looking for a hot stamp operator.
02:56:14
40 minutes. I don't make discs.
02:56:16
I know I want to know if you would feel comfortable making flat
02:56:21
plastic things instead of long dildo shaped plastic things.
02:56:25
Yes. You. So they don't want you to visit.
02:56:30
For the interest of the show,
02:56:31
I'm going to apply for that job.
02:56:36
And then you can talk with your experience.
02:56:37
I would come in and say $22 an hour
02:56:40
and accept 2020 or whatever. All right.
02:56:44
You know, you you would know the rate more than me.
02:56:46
I just they're asking for 14,
02:56:47
but I'd have to throw them 20 that here's a more, you know, 50.
02:56:52
We agree here's a more you know any job application will always lowball you.
02:56:57
I mean like low ball you want beyond you could ever believe because in their mind
02:57:01
they'll try out somebody for a week at 15 bucks an hour, the worst you could do
02:57:04
is burn the place down or start a show talking, bad mouthing it. Yes.
02:57:09
Yeah. Speaking of 2828. Yeah.
02:57:12
You said that some people left.
02:57:14
Yes. Were any did any of them work in shipping and receiving? Yep.
02:57:19
They were the entire shipping and receiving department.
02:57:21
So they are hiring shipping and they make this fourth.
02:57:25
They got it for job.
02:57:26
Really cool processes used to freight.
02:57:29
Here it is.
02:57:30
This is their facility film.
02:57:32
And this video is going to be I'm sorry. Yeah.
02:57:34
Cut it. Not really quick. I'm just going to stuff.
02:57:36
Yep. No.
02:57:36
Do it nice and slow man I don't if you do it quick don't do it at all.
02:57:40
Take your time.
02:57:40
Four of them now act like.
02:57:43
Okay. Interesting.
02:57:45
Look, we both care about you.
02:57:46
We spent some time this week instead of cutting clips
02:57:48
and doing face swaps and making fun of you to actually help you.
02:57:51
Thank you. I'm going to. I'm going to cry.
02:57:55
Are you okay if I cried?
02:57:57
Why can't you go?
02:57:58
Oh, oh is that was that are made a rubber.
02:58:00
Oh. I'm sorry, I was trying to help you.
02:58:01
And you're still being a dickhead.
02:58:03
My mistake. It's not fair.
02:58:06
No amount of rubber.
02:58:07
Yeah. There. You got shipping and receiving.
02:58:08
See if you can get a buyer in there for shipping and receiving.
02:58:11
Did I did that? It's fun. Higher. Yeah.
02:58:14
They for a different job there.
02:58:15
I applied at the snow.
02:58:16
I applied for the same job
02:58:18
that they for one when I lost my chase contract
02:58:20
they were looking for new contracts and I kept applying.
02:58:22
I'm like, if you keep putting it out on the open
02:58:24
job market and don't block me, I'm going to keep applying for it.
02:58:28
And if they get that at some point, I disagree.
02:58:31
They said no and then they did something more.
02:58:33
They tried to report you guys doing negative things on the platform,
02:58:36
and I was like, all I was doing is applying for an open public job.
02:58:38
And the platform agreed.
02:58:40
Yeah, I roll into that.
02:58:42
We're going to learn a ton of stuff about injection molding, about robotics,
02:58:46
about how to design a plant for efficiency is up,
02:58:49
and they're using the talent pool from all over the Detroit area
02:58:53
that traditionally works with automotive, engineering and manufacturing.
02:58:56
They're all pulling together, and it's been a big thing for the local community,
02:59:00
new manufacturing jobs in rural America using new technologies.
02:59:05
I would love to see this model replicated across all of America.
02:59:09
Wow, that was a little bit on your way into the Giro.
02:59:11
Yeah, yeah, just because those were too late
02:59:13
and we said, hey, we need to make it heavier.
02:59:15
Found the weight fillers and we had to make a choice,
02:59:17
put it in the center on the old mold.
02:59:18
And that's when it clicked that, you're just you're just made designers disc
02:59:22
which was more focus on the job.
02:59:23
What the fuck are they talking about?
02:59:25
If you throw a disc with no rotation.
02:59:26
Oh, never mind end over end.
02:59:29
Ultimately, it's a gyroscopic airfoil.
02:59:31
It's really what it is.
02:59:32
You break it down in simplest terms. So if you increase that
02:59:35
increase in this ability.
02:59:37
So you if I had to guess, I would say you've done a lot of
02:59:40
I want to work here into how dense you can make that outer ring.
02:59:43
That's not hard to throw with those little wings elements to increase that.
02:59:46
And we're never stopping that, that that is our entire goal.
02:59:49
Increase that more.
02:59:50
And of course, all the things like increasing the grip and durability,
02:59:53
other things, you know, players look for, of course, okay, there's two main ways
02:59:56
that I'll be honest here.
02:59:57
And I've never heard of MVP.
02:59:59
I've only ever heard of disc craft.
03:00:00
And over.
03:00:02
Is this a completely different and local.
03:00:04
This is like they make MVP discs here.
03:00:07
Are they a bunch.
03:00:08
So disc wrapping and over the mains.
03:00:10
And then they have a lot of these.
03:00:11
These smaller ones sprout up and kind of start getting bigger.
03:00:15
Just because the sport's growing.
03:00:17
And there's it just it becomes are they worth of shit noxious though I don't know.
03:00:21
They're all very similar, but they all have different names.
03:00:24
So you have to kind of look at the rating.
03:00:25
But I you can have a million different fucking discs that do slightly different
03:00:30
shit called a million different names, and it just gets really annoying.
03:00:33
So your familiarity with the name brands is better
03:00:36
just because you're familiar or not because they might be better.
03:00:38
Yes and no. It's just.
03:00:40
Yeah, because I've thrown them in, they fly, but I MVP they do a lot of
03:00:43
like the fancy, like
03:00:45
I would support them just because they're local.
03:00:48
The clear.
03:00:48
They didn't know
03:00:49
they were local, but, the clear discs with the, with the colored edge.
03:00:52
And they do just a lot of like,
03:00:54
I don't know it to me, it's just like, over-the-top shit.
03:00:56
That's just the things, you know, not the players.
03:00:58
Like, does that make the main ways that they make discs here at Mvpd?
03:01:02
So we'll put that right here so we can see the difference.
03:01:05
Okay.
03:01:06
So this is a heavier plastic, this red stuff.
03:01:09
The driver ones the putter is a lighter weight plastic right. Yep.
03:01:12
And this this is a solid mold a solo mold you call it.
03:01:16
Yeah. So a mold.
03:01:17
So whether it's a solo
03:01:18
mold or an over mold the manufacturing process is pretty similar.
03:01:22
So what we're going to do is we have this roadmap
03:01:24
here, and we're going to go through all the steps required to make you.
03:01:27
No, we're not we're not going to go.
03:01:29
And we need to give ourselves
03:01:30
the jump around along the way because we're going to take some.
03:01:32
Yeah, we definitely have permission to jump in and start.
03:01:34
And looking at the materials that go into the 3D print gallery desk
03:01:38
and let them play with it, flowing water. How much of that cost?
03:01:40
So I could,
03:01:44
it probably wouldn't be good.
03:01:47
Like, no matter how hard I try, it could be,
03:01:49
doesn't matter anyway.
03:01:52
Where we were, he was talking about.
03:01:53
He was talking about his forging shit.
03:01:55
And there's no way my $200
03:01:57
with a couple hundred dollars of add ons is going to do anything like that thing.
03:02:01
There, right?
03:02:02
There's no way that I could make one that might be durable enough
03:02:05
to throw 20 times, 100 times, maybe even a million times.
03:02:09
But it wouldn't be aerodynamic and it wouldn't be.
03:02:11
It's not going to be like it would be so freaking heavy.
03:02:14
I don't have anything that could print lightweight plastic.
03:02:16
It's PLA or abs, and that shit's pretty heavy.
03:02:20
I could make the disc hollow, but, I'll I'll discs are solid, right?
03:02:25
Yeah.
03:02:26
There's not, like, a mesh or a filler inside.
03:02:28
Like you've cracked it with the little bottles from the Blizzard.
03:02:31
Plastic.
03:02:33
But they're not bubbles.
03:02:34
Not added.
03:02:35
Just like like a byproduct.
03:02:36
See, when you did the cross-section, there was, there was some, like, air gap, but
03:02:39
it was just the not intentional and not to say to the metal to save it.
03:02:43
Like when you 3D shit.
03:02:46
Yeah softer however the fuck part of the mold
03:02:51
I wanted 165g, maybe 168.
03:02:55
This place looks clean.
03:02:57
They don't have black shit all over their face.
03:02:58
I can't wait till you work to cool it down.
03:03:00
Yes, we are okay, you know what is it?
03:03:02
Chilled water or just room temperature? Water?
03:03:03
It is chilled water for this application.
03:03:06
If you look on the board.
03:03:06
Definitely holy water right now.
03:03:09
I don't have it.
03:03:12
Just cool.
03:03:12
They just want to know
03:03:13
if you've ever warmer water comes out, reported on your work.
03:03:17
So we have no social media. Yeah.
03:03:20
Better heat exchange. Just like a rocket.
03:03:22
You can see the.
03:03:22
Okay, let's say it runs through one, two, three, four, then rotate.
03:03:28
That way we can shuffle our colors.
03:03:30
In this case, they're all uniform.
03:03:33
A lot of times if it's not, that's a phallic robot.
03:03:35
I I've worked on this before.
03:03:37
The sell someone's job was to shuffle all the colors.
03:03:41
There you go.
03:03:42
But then they hired Fanuc to build them a robot to replace for people before
03:03:47
so we can shuffle eight colors.
03:03:48
Wow. That's neat. Yeah.
03:03:49
And you just keep it shuffling the whole time.
03:03:51
And so the robot is going to come grab a disc.
03:03:55
That's a pretty wild factor there.
03:03:57
Air section.
03:03:58
Did you design the end effector I did not I partnered with
03:04:00
did is spray something on there.
03:04:02
The disc one a suction cup together.
03:04:04
There was a small pneumatic cylinder that is knocking
03:04:07
the disc below it encase it with suction cup.
03:04:10
It doesn't always suction cup when it just fires, no matter what.
03:04:12
That looks like something you added on afterwards.
03:04:14
It absolutely was. Yeah okay.
03:04:17
Yeah that's one two.
03:04:18
And retrofitting the fixes when they realize they get a better angle here.
03:04:22
Yeah.
03:04:22
It goes to do these robot prototypes are literally a bunch of engineers
03:04:26
sitting in the room and a bunch of people that actually build them in the customer.
03:04:29
And they literally just say,
03:04:30
I've had a guy that's been doing this for 50 years
03:04:32
and then they just start doing it until it works.
03:04:35
It's just trial and error.
03:04:37
They do very well.
03:04:38
I guess they do a lot of it virtually, but they also do a lot of it physically.
03:04:43
That's what we did.
03:04:44
Built the prototype systems for the automobile industry.
03:04:48
They came in, they made sure they worked.
03:04:49
We fixed them.
03:04:49
We did all those add ons and then tore them down and sent them off to Mexico.
03:04:53
Every fucking one went to another country.
03:04:55
This was like back in the 90s.
03:04:58
Sad. That jig assembly work.
03:05:02
What?
03:05:03
Yeah, I definitely done assembly work.
03:05:05
It looks like you.
03:05:07
Yeah, but all I did see these wires right here.
03:05:09
I ran these wires up through the robot.
03:05:12
I was an electrician.
03:05:14
Yeah, I've done, I've built those.
03:05:15
I built those cell cages. I've done.
03:05:18
And the best part is because it was prototype.
03:05:20
Of what?
03:05:21
It wasn't like production fabricated.
03:05:24
You'd stay, and then we would bust our ass and get it built, and then you basically
03:05:27
just stand off to the side
03:05:28
and wait for something to break while they're testing it.
03:05:32
Make sure that you're
03:05:34
you're setting it in the fabricating it, then welding it, and then.
03:05:38
Yeah, we did a lot of welding robots, too.
03:05:41
I'd help be a help assemble it, and then I'd help ship it.
03:05:44
If there was no more welding coming in for a little bit.
03:05:46
So it's a jack of all.
03:05:49
And then what is this stuff right here? This is, your foil.
03:05:51
So that's going to put, the lamp second, the lettering like,
03:05:56
so and very in colors that you can do foils.
03:05:59
But for this you want to just do black and the safety here.
03:06:03
So you can't just do a one handed so you can't get
03:06:06
I hate anything injuring you.
03:06:08
So you just do two here.
03:06:09
Companies like comes down like this.
03:06:11
Take it out, make sure it's good and looks really good
03:06:16
I don't know.
03:06:18
Oh it's advancing. Yeah it is. Yeah.
03:06:20
Why don't they have a robot to pick that disc up and put it on there.
03:06:22
His job on the conveyor belt.
03:06:24
And they just stamp and then keep going like a.
03:06:26
Yeah.
03:06:28
Because that was that one.
03:06:29
Like, because I usually go online and I will buy like the misprints
03:06:33
and the missed stamps and stuff because there is. Yeah.
03:06:36
So they can guarantee the disc is exactly what it is that will fly on a fly.
03:06:40
Right? It's like you might be the one that fucked that up.
03:06:43
Fucked it up, bro. Yeah.
03:06:44
So I mean, that is blistering hot like you're talking probably 2
03:06:48
or 3 degree burns if you're touching that bare hand barehanded.
03:06:51
2 or 3 heat sounds like a doctor.
03:06:54
Yeah. That's cool.
03:06:55
Yeah.
03:06:55
So now that you know how a single image is put on a disc, you can.
03:06:59
There's the most replayed over.
03:07:00
Like, I don't really know the image like this with multiple foil colors on it
03:07:04
at the same time.
03:07:05
Are they just stamp it machine that's multiple applied to you
03:07:09
because they want to keep that a trade secret?
03:07:11
I would, but they can put all kinds of like images on discs and they can vary
03:07:15
all the different colors of foil.
03:07:16
So one of the things that Brad and Chad kept talking about
03:07:18
is they really like the idea of having multicolored discs,
03:07:22
multiple colors of foil on it.
03:07:23
So you can almost infinitely vary the flexibility.
03:07:26
Honestly, what an MVP gives a fuck like and that's through all the different
03:07:30
color combinations.
03:07:31
So at this point you have I just want to be able to find it
03:07:33
when I throw it of color, and I want it when I hit a tree that it's like
03:07:36
there's kind of a different color.
03:07:38
So no, for us to have them in box, I mean, I like the fancy disks and shit,
03:07:42
but it's like it's really cool.
03:07:43
Plastic wrap cares that much in the warehouse where it's being prepared
03:07:47
for shipping, and I'm not, I care because I'm not good at it.
03:07:51
And look at this. I have like, six disks.
03:07:54
I mean, maybe 20 total, but I take six with me, and I know exactly what color is.
03:07:58
Whatever.
03:07:59
You know, whatever that throw in
03:08:01
just happened to have it at the store or that's what's available in the world.
03:08:04
You buy it.
03:08:04
But I want to show you something amazing.
03:08:06
I think I got all my disks from Gary or Jeff.
03:08:08
Somebody just said, here's oh, you don't have disks.
03:08:10
You guys are all the same. You don't have disks.
03:08:11
Oh my God. Here, here's disks and a bag.
03:08:14
Interested in. Interesting.
03:08:14
Everybody has disks in a bag.
03:08:17
That was me.
03:08:17
Don't use. They have this really interesting process.
03:08:20
But still I mean I used the putter and one disk out of that bag.
03:08:23
When I go on the second and the disk I use is still my say, I put my black scorpion
03:08:27
one in there, which for somebody like me who sucks is the worst color disc to throw
03:08:31
the plastic and how they measure these things.
03:08:33
Sometimes green, make sure that they know it's black.
03:08:36
It used to have a silver scorpion on the whatever this is called the foil print
03:08:39
on the second, and that has completely worn off.
03:08:42
It's just a black as black and not shiny disc as you could flat black disc,
03:08:46
because you can come up with them because, this the this
03:08:51
is got this
03:08:52
Espanol like a real plastic and two are up fascinating.
03:08:58
He put his phone on like on a disc.
03:09:00
He said, or is that what he said?
03:09:04
Yeah. And the robot.
03:09:06
Yeah.
03:09:07
The results are fascinating.
03:09:11
Okay.
03:09:16
All right.
03:09:16
Most replayed thing in then movie.
03:09:17
This was done and he just had to make it.
03:09:20
And everybody knew like based on the circumstances.
03:09:22
This guy's name is Dave. For the record.
03:09:24
So he ran it nice.
03:09:26
It's funny. I hated him before you said that.
03:09:28
Paul McBeth just for the record.
03:09:30
Yeah. On the left, his name is the kid.
03:09:32
But from now on, right now, Jerry and the kid are here.
03:09:36
Let's hear their story.
03:09:36
I'm sorry.
03:09:37
I'm I'm going to actually
03:09:39
let's see what they're actually saying, because this is the most viewed part.
03:09:43
I thought, that's not a panic.
03:09:44
It was not yellow.
03:09:45
No. Is it a cobra?
03:09:50
It's the leading edge.
03:09:52
We'd have to Google the leading edge to crack ten.
03:09:55
I a l.
03:09:57
It's one of those self positioning.
03:10:01
Correct.
03:10:02
Self positioning dildo.
03:10:03
You you programed any robot can self position
03:10:06
manhandling them and then like clicking the button
03:10:09
you you can program points
03:10:12
of interest stuff like use user.
03:10:15
You don't have to.
03:10:15
There's no learning just
03:10:18
there's
03:10:20
it's I thought that was awesome.
03:10:21
But what I'm about to show you might be even awesome.
03:10:25
They're all summer.
03:10:25
Yeah. All summer.
03:10:26
There's a thing that happened.
03:10:29
I thought that was awesome, but what I'm about to show you might be even awesome.
03:10:33
They're.
03:10:33
They're all like, there's a thing that happened in the disc golf world.
03:10:38
That was a moment like this thing happened
03:10:41
and it changed the disc sports business.
03:10:43
It's never.
03:10:44
And I think it's fun to watch Brad and Chad talks his name on his channel.
03:10:50
They smarter every day.
03:10:52
Check this. Brilliant.
03:10:53
We like to have that extra capacity.
03:10:55
He taught me that if you hang balloons in a car from a string on
03:10:58
a weight in the middle of like of a van, and then you accelerate,
03:11:03
which way will the balloons go?
03:11:08
Counterintuitive forward.
03:11:10
Yeah, well, I just clear it because I.
03:11:11
Because I asked, but if they to me, they should have went backward,
03:11:16
but they went forward.
03:11:17
I don't know why.
03:11:18
Something about the air around it goes back.
03:11:21
There's no air.
03:11:22
It's in the car.
03:11:23
There's no there.
03:11:26
Air. You're driving in a vacuum
03:11:28
and I draw car, which sucks all the air out of his cab.
03:11:33
When you drive a car, there's air in a car.
03:11:37
Yeah.
03:11:38
The air is not the ability to ramp up.
03:11:41
Air doesn't exist in doors.
03:11:43
Car air doesn't exist in a vacuum. Cool.
03:11:46
Because disc golf can have those moments.
03:11:48
Those explosive moments where you got to ramp up really quickly.
03:11:52
Wow. Example that we went through in 2021
03:11:55
game Conrad shot out hit the greatest shot in disc golf history.
03:12:00
It was the final hole.
03:12:02
You'll have to put the clip in your video.
03:12:03
Definitely gotta get the clip in.
03:12:04
Okay, tell me about it.
03:12:05
What happened? So put the clip on the fucking video.
03:12:08
Oh, McBeth and James Conrad were kind of neck
03:12:10
and neck on day five of the World Championships five day event,
03:12:13
and he was behind by one stroke.
03:12:16
And on this particular hole, he was in a situation where he had to make
03:12:21
a shot 250ft out to tie, and he just had to make it.
03:12:26
And everybody knew, like based on the circumstances, he had to make it.
03:12:30
And so he ran it and he just,
03:12:33
he missed it off the rim, really.
03:12:35
He tied tied the round and he did.
03:12:38
And then he went on to the to the playoff hole.
03:12:41
And then he then he won that particular hole.
03:12:43
Won the world championship.
03:12:44
Got a lot of space out there to the left.
03:12:46
There it is. How aggressive of an angle he puts on this.
03:12:49
Or if he keeps it more neutral and just, let's do this, Conrad or McBeth isn't that
03:12:53
Envia? So it's a putter.
03:12:59
Into the sun.
03:13:01
He's looking directly into the sun.
03:13:05
The music is amazing. Oh.
03:13:10
Oh, oh, the music.
03:13:13
Oh, wait.
03:13:15
So I can't hear a fucking thing, but.
03:13:19
So that wasn't just a shot.
03:13:20
That was to win something that was good. I.
03:13:24
Oh, to tie it.
03:13:25
Oh fuck you guys. It was just a tie. It.
03:13:27
We had to ramp up super quickly to meet that demand.
03:13:30
And so we you know
03:13:31
that's actually why we bought these because he was in this section here.
03:13:35
Because we just need to ramp up that one shot.
03:13:37
And his world championships was the section of machines right there.
03:13:40
What he used like what people just started loving this golf because of that.
03:13:44
Well, it's just such a memorable moment in disc golf
03:13:46
that there was just the demand for that particular product in that particular era.
03:13:50
We hit it with one of your discs. Yes.
03:13:52
He just recently switched to our show, said that in the beginning,
03:13:55
it was his first year playing with the Westworld.
03:13:57
In a spectacular way. You're a world champion.
03:14:01
So then he ended up.
03:14:01
Then he ended up putting in winning
03:14:04
and the next hole
03:14:06
holding up their disc.
03:14:07
But that's a disc craft.
03:14:09
That footage is from the professional disc.
03:14:12
It did. They look very.
03:14:13
I guess all the logos probably have some kind of, ovals.
03:14:16
Circle it look like this craft to me.
03:14:21
That footage is from the rest of your discs.
03:14:24
This craft is also this championship game.
03:14:27
This is it?
03:14:29
Yeah. Oh,
03:14:33
everything. Oh, it's all shiny.
03:14:35
It was.
03:14:36
I missed.
03:14:40
That's a perfect shot.
03:14:40
It's just totally.
03:14:45
Could I send it this call for you this week?
03:14:49
This. Whoops.
03:14:52
I know I sent a video this
03:14:55
and some of that.
03:14:56
And what happened to the girl that says, you hungry?
03:14:59
You want a sandwich or you.
03:15:01
You want me to make you a sandwich?
03:15:02
But I'm like, did you send some? No,
03:15:07
but I miss her.
03:15:09
He doesn't wear a bra.
03:15:12
Bruh,
03:15:13
we know.
03:15:14
What bra did you.
03:15:19
Well, I got what I was going to say.
03:15:20
Wow, that was quick. Oh, no.
03:15:23
Oh, I forgot it wasn't bra.
03:15:25
It was.
03:15:26
No, that's why.
03:15:30
Yes, the funny,
03:15:33
played nothing but scorpion attack,
03:15:35
so that doesn't count back down.
03:15:39
Now, if we would mix her with that orgasm lady, they'd be real happy together.
03:15:42
Yeah, there's a second person sitting over.
03:15:46
Okay,
03:15:48
I'm freaking out a little bit.
03:15:54
I'd at least hand her my number.
03:15:56
I mean, if I was young and single,
03:15:59
I. More.
03:16:12
Oh, look at this.
03:16:14
But it's a.
03:16:20
Real person.
03:16:29
Oh. Oh.
03:16:46
Oh. My.
03:17:02
Oh, I.
03:17:05
Oh, no!
03:17:06
That one.
03:17:07
Security!
03:17:10
Wait.
03:17:12
Oh, wait. The guy's supposed to be in the background.
03:17:15
Yeah.
03:17:16
Security
03:17:18
just gets in the case. You.
03:17:21
Nothing happened.
03:17:21
Yeah, we didn't even see for money.
03:17:25
Oh oh.
03:17:30
Yeah.
03:17:31
You got to imagine the sheer probability of where the bike was
03:17:33
and where the bike wasn't.
03:17:34
That animal did that on purpose.
03:17:36
Yeah, Batman, it was so hard to hit the bike.
03:17:39
There was no way he didn't do it on purpose.
03:17:41
I would just say it would be so easy to, like, not hit the bike.
03:17:43
If the bike just wasn't on the road, you know?
03:17:45
Well, yeah, the road.
03:17:47
The road should even be there. Yeah. Let's let's go.
03:17:49
Total philosophically.
03:17:51
Yeah. Humans don't reckon humans I hate it.
03:17:54
Hey, why you pause that?
03:17:55
Here's the do the fledge video, which is the,
03:17:59
the opposite. The scorpion.
03:18:01
There was a. Yeah.
03:18:02
Or is that, that died getting hit by a car and they were like,
03:18:06
honored several times this year or last year by Vladimir Constantino.
03:18:11
They're biking in the road for some reason.
03:18:13
And they got hit by a car right, because they were biking in the road.
03:18:16
And you say, well, we been supposed to share the road.
03:18:19
No, look, I'm a I'm a bicycle.
03:18:22
I'm a bicyclist.
03:18:24
No, you're not.
03:18:24
I wouldn't stand in front of a I am a I am a bicycle.
03:18:27
No, you're not.
03:18:30
I ride a bike.
03:18:32
I wish you wouldn't cycle.
03:18:34
Yeah, you're an adult.
03:18:36
Grow up.
03:18:37
That's all right. I live in a very small town.
03:18:39
I live in a two mile town
03:18:40
with everything within riding and walking to ride a stationary bike.
03:18:44
I did get shut down, though, by a proper environmentalist.
03:18:46
That explained to me
03:18:47
that it would been better for me to drive to get my kids to school than walk,
03:18:51
because it costs more to feed them than it does for the $0.15 of gas.
03:18:55
So by letting my kids walk to school and having them to have to eat the food
03:18:58
to make up for that energy,
03:19:00
I was putting more of a tax on the environment
03:19:01
than the gas in my car would have been.
03:19:03
And then when I, when I did the math for me with that,
03:19:06
when I did the math for the price of a hamburger to feed an adult,
03:19:10
it was definitely cheaper for three people to ride in one car
03:19:13
than for three people to feed themselves to walk.
03:19:15
Because I was walking with them to calorie breakdown,
03:19:17
they were really how many calories, right?
03:19:19
And no cost and the environment to raise the cattle.
03:19:23
I, I did a simplistic thing that I had to eat a burger.
03:19:27
I had to eat a burger to get there basically.
03:19:29
So $3 instead of $0.15 for the gas with help, basically work.
03:19:32
All you had to eat a burger to do the calculation.
03:19:37
See. So it's just people should just sit
03:19:39
fat and ride those carts like in Wally Burger.
03:19:44
Yeah.
03:19:45
How many burger
03:19:47
you need to be there?
03:19:48
How many burgers does it take to get to school?
03:19:54
I love the heads.
03:19:55
Right.
03:19:58
How many heads are on the Mount Rushmore?
03:20:00
I for roughly.
03:20:02
Yeah. Circle.
03:20:05
He didn't get his footing. Wasn't even.
03:20:06
That was his fault all the way.
03:20:09
He's the little chubby.
03:20:10
She's not right.
03:20:16
The bells.
03:20:17
It. Yeah. It was such a great idea when she did it.
03:20:19
And then she started to follow even her own body.
03:20:21
Said, no, no, don't take the cat.
03:20:27
Yeah.
03:20:27
The at just cat as big as the fucking child.
03:20:31
They could fucking deserve that, right.
03:20:34
Oh that.
03:20:37
I don't like the kid attacks.
03:20:39
They do deserve it. Yeah.
03:20:46
Oh, no.
03:20:51
Yeah.
03:20:55
Oh, you got be kidding.
03:21:00
What the fuck?
03:21:03
I'm here. Oh.
03:21:07
But I it was like training.
03:21:11
Going to get the apple.
03:21:14
And she's out bending this side.
03:21:16
Oh, you bitch, that's bull crap.
03:21:21
Yeah. She's got back from.
03:21:23
She's old.
03:21:27
I give up.
03:21:34
Oh, what's going on here?
03:21:35
I like me,
03:21:37
sour.
03:21:39
What do you call that with you?
03:21:41
A threesome that's like a triple 69.
03:21:44
Like what?
03:21:46
It's a slinky.
03:21:49
That's. It's.
03:21:50
No, it's like, a Michigan highway. 630.
03:21:54
Definitely.
03:21:55
Go downstairs.
03:22:01
Yeah.
03:22:02
That's how you hurt yourself.
03:22:05
Oh, that was cool. We,
03:22:09
That played dead. She.
03:22:17
I, Oh.
03:22:25
Oh, it's not real. Is that real?
03:22:27
You know, that's human's fault.
03:22:29
We bred that dog with short legs and shit to do something right to
03:22:33
sniff out.
03:22:36
That's not that deep.
03:22:37
That's not that deep.
03:22:38
Well, I don't know that people have to do that.
03:22:41
Christopher Reeve,
03:22:43
yeah, it's a curse.
03:22:44
It's polar. Christopher Reeves.
03:22:47
Oh, my lord.
03:22:49
Yeah.
03:22:50
Why would he be like, it's looking so cool.
03:22:53
He didn't even get him off the dock.
03:22:54
He jumped off the other dock like he jumped over the big.
03:22:58
Oh. He's he's fine.
03:22:59
It's so hard knowing that he's hurt bad.
03:23:03
He's walking. Dude.
03:23:05
Oh, no.
03:23:06
No, that's hurt one more time.
03:23:08
I'm just saying, like, he was really hurt.
03:23:10
He wouldn't have been able to get up
03:23:12
on the fact he could walk is amazing.
03:23:15
I think he broke his wrist or his arm.
03:23:18
Yeah.
03:23:18
Ouch.
03:23:22
Fuck you.
03:23:23
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look, there's a horse in the woods.
03:23:26
Let's ride it. Okay. Found your point.
03:23:30
Is this required?
03:23:31
The inertia I have the higher ground.
03:23:36
Oh. No, no, that was nothing.
03:23:45
Go go go go go go.
03:23:47
They did that on purpose.
03:23:48
Oh, I was gonna say that car is definitely going on its own.
03:23:52
That was well planned.
03:23:53
They aimed it. There's a berm.
03:23:55
I got no problems with that.
03:23:57
Did it?
03:24:00
Did he know where it is?
03:24:04
That's the definition of trying right there.
03:24:08
There is no do.
03:24:12
What was that?
03:24:13
Oh, somebody must have tried something.
03:24:15
Yeah.
03:24:17
So you won't. You.
03:24:19
What a dick.
03:24:21
It went out of his legs all.
03:24:25
How hard is it to find like,
03:24:27
like how far do they have to travel in order to find enough wee ones to play?
03:24:30
Like a legit game of this, like a half step?
03:24:33
And is there a height limit?
03:24:36
Half the height limit.
03:24:38
Do they restrict that?
03:24:39
I don't know, you're half the restrictions. Ooh,
03:24:44
they definitely limit height.
03:24:45
I mean that's just inherently
03:24:47
part of it.
03:24:49
Yeah.
03:24:49
But there's only like no you're not a shorter.
03:24:51
No no I don't think they're gonna let you play if that's what you mean.
03:24:55
I'm just saying you're like Major Tree is in well enough.
03:24:57
You can't play here.
03:24:58
Yeah. Sorry, dude, you're just short.
03:25:00
Get the fuck out.
03:25:01
Yeah, yeah, you're just some short dude that's good at basketball.
03:25:04
You are not short.
03:25:05
And you're just short with stubby arms and legs, you see?
03:25:09
No, that to me, that is the definition of,
03:25:14
you know, you're not letting him play.
03:25:16
That's. You should include them.
03:25:18
We shouldn't be all the rest of it.
03:25:21
Oh, no. I'm thinking.
03:25:25
Yeah, that's spinal damage.
03:25:29
Oh, it's this spinal injury.
03:25:33
Oh, there's nobody, there's nobody.
03:25:35
There's nobody else there.
03:25:37
There's the refs like, hey, hey.
03:25:39
Oh, wait, did he slide under him?
03:25:40
Is there a there's no other wrestler there.
03:25:43
Oh there he is.
03:25:45
I'm pretty sure that's smart. He just crawled out of the way.
03:25:47
He's like, I'll just roll over, you dumbass.
03:25:49
I always wonder why that not.
03:25:51
How do you do that?
03:25:53
I do, is it?
03:25:55
I always wondered why they didn't do that.
03:25:56
Is it because it's written into the script?
03:25:57
It takes him five minutes to climb up the ropes,
03:25:59
and they just lay there looking at it, waiting for them to get there?
03:26:02
Yeah. Sometimes they move.
03:26:05
Oh, I get it. That's the drama.
03:26:06
That's the third act. That's the
03:26:09
free will pass for the last second.
03:26:11
And then you move.
03:26:12
Hey, can't wait till the last second.
03:26:14
It's already been determined
03:26:17
and. Yeah.
03:26:18
Oh no.
03:26:20
This head about that one got me.
03:26:22
Dude, I hurt, I felt that one. You're also.
03:26:24
Yeah, I also that extra weight.
03:26:29
I don't want to see that again.
03:26:31
Nope. No.
03:26:34
Oh. This phase.
03:26:39
It can't get any worse than that.
03:26:40
This is bad editing.
03:26:41
That was the last one, for sure.
03:26:44
They can't get any better.
03:26:45
This is bad.
03:26:47
That was more spectacular earlier, but I could watch it some road.
03:26:51
Plus, as soon as I see a guy that's like skate.
03:26:53
Oh, no. No, I want him to fall.
03:26:55
This goes poorly for everyone, dude.
03:26:58
I watched one of my friends, one of my friend's father.
03:27:02
We were at a rolling roller skating party a long time ago.
03:27:05
Obviously, they were little.
03:27:06
He picked his kid up and tried to do the, you know, The Lion King
03:27:10
bullshit while he was on roller skates, and he he had his Brett five moment, man.
03:27:14
They took a fucking forward dive.
03:27:16
He ended up throwing his kid like over the wall.
03:27:18
If you ever been to like, the rink, you know where there's a wall, there's
03:27:21
the carpet.
03:27:23
He didn't just fall, man.
03:27:24
He started the wait, took him, made him go so fast they let me fling.
03:27:28
He flung his kid.
03:27:30
Wow. Nobody got hurt.
03:27:30
That's why it was funny.
03:27:32
Okay, then.
03:27:34
Like some 12 year old came over that work there and told a 40 year old
03:27:38
man to please stop it.
03:27:42
That didn't hurt and hurt me.
03:27:46
There's a net right there, dude.
03:27:47
You want to be. Yes. That was awesome.
03:27:51
He did, like, a triple.
03:27:52
Yeah,
03:27:54
she one, two three, two and it up to 2 to 2 and a quarter.
03:27:59
Two and three quarters. He needed two three.
03:28:01
Oh well, the other Scorpion.
03:28:04
I wish they would outlaw these backyard trampolines.
03:28:09
They try to at least
03:28:10
at least educate people.
03:28:21
I know I don't do that.
03:28:25
Why are we doing this?
03:28:27
They're hanging around the door to dry.
03:28:30
Okay?
03:28:31
It's that orgasm woman.
03:28:33
It's like, could you please do anything to make me stop?
03:28:35
Oh, there.
03:28:36
Now you're paralyzed. You can't feel the orgasms anymore.
03:28:39
There you go.
03:28:40
That's what you get.
03:28:43
That's just good, clean fun.
03:28:46
Now run them over.
03:28:49
Big balls.
03:28:50
That's big balls.
03:28:52
Okay, so that's the same kid.
03:28:53
He's ten years older,
03:28:54
and he still hasn't fucking learned from the first time he did it, right?
03:28:58
Oh. Chicken attack.
03:28:59
Nice one, dude.
03:29:00
Nice. Nice tie. And that was chicken attack.
03:29:03
You know what you call they.
03:29:04
Weren't they playing chicken?
03:29:05
Yes. Oh, yeah.
03:29:06
Right.
03:29:07
Yeah.
03:29:12
We do have a chicken attack for four of them.
03:29:16
Okay. Four of them. This little moped
03:29:20
and some.
03:29:20
Sabrina. Sabina, shut off the throttle.
03:29:23
Oh, yeah.
03:29:27
Yeah.
03:29:28
I'm telling you, it's not going to get any better.
03:29:29
Oh, that's so cute.
03:29:31
He's doing it over and over again because his brain is retarded
03:29:33
from too many breeding in the same fucking.
03:29:35
Anyways. Yeah.
03:29:38
I see, I never see that.
03:29:40
It's like, oh, it's cute.
03:29:42
Oh. Can you let's see that one again.
03:29:43
Oh, it's so cute.
03:29:45
Yeah, it does get better.
03:29:47
Well, I think we should go back to the beach.
03:29:49
One, I want to.
03:29:50
Yeah.
03:29:50
This one's a little too grainy,
03:29:53
but she stupid.
03:29:54
Better. Here we go.
03:29:57
You just said it got better.
03:29:58
And then it went a little.
03:29:59
Children, man.
03:29:59
I'm concerned.
03:30:01
Yeah.
03:30:04
I traded.
03:30:08
Down the way I know, I mean, this is great.
03:30:13
Watch. This guy is amazing.
03:30:15
Finish the
03:30:17
Brooklyn jump.
03:30:18
I was going
03:30:20
that one was completely unnecessary. Yep.
03:30:23
You're way over his head.
03:30:26
I go look at him go.
03:30:29
Let's go.
03:30:31
You see now businessman and take you out.
03:30:35
I was going oh I just premium.
03:30:39
That's great I love this spin
03:30:44
Okay.
03:30:46
That's what I like to see.
03:30:49
It's all I want to watch. Ever
03:30:53
do. Would I try to be myself?
03:30:54
Freeze up chicken that,
03:30:59
chicken that I love.
03:31:02
I got your back for the first two
03:31:05
blankets, and the Queen Charles could get a motel on
03:31:11
safety.
03:31:13
And we're not talking about dogs or cats
03:31:15
or even New York City rats. You.
03:31:19
You. Oh, no.
03:31:22
You go.
03:31:25
You're checking the check.
03:31:26
I'm. You're allowed to sleep. You.
03:31:29
Oh, her granddaughter had just been attacked by chickens. Oh.
03:31:35
You go. Oh.
03:31:39
There's sound a chicken of all things.
03:31:41
Well, then, everything they say.
03:31:43
Because she got bombarded by a chicken spell.
03:31:46
But ever want to call a chicken?
03:31:51
Don't know.
03:31:51
She come out and say, oh, there we are then.
03:31:54
Everything they say.
03:31:55
Because the first letters of what are you.
03:31:57
There we are then just chicken.
03:31:59
Chicken.
03:32:01
Ever want to call someone a twat without them knowing?
03:32:04
Just to get what you mean?
03:32:14
Or what are you sending me?
03:32:16
I should have watched these 930.
03:32:19
No, wait.
03:32:19
Did it skip it.
03:32:20
Skip to a different one, didn't it?
03:32:22
Yeah,
03:32:24
it's great though.
03:32:26
There we go.
03:32:27
Arrived at the point in the quest where we have a gap in the bridge.
03:32:31
So let's just assess the situation now.
03:32:33
Conduct a poll.
03:32:34
Okay.
03:32:35
Look at just go across Terry.
03:32:37
Look, it's perfectly safe. It was an illusion. It's an act.
03:32:41
Say I fucked me.
03:32:42
Did the whole point have to go? Yeah. Okay.
03:32:45
What was it?
03:32:48
Yeah, the chicken spice.
03:32:49
Guys, look, I'm happy for you.
03:32:52
Because, just give me a minute or so.
03:32:54
Come on, come on.
03:32:55
I don't know, like, just some of this quest.
03:32:58
He just watched, like, four of them do it four different ways.
03:33:01
It's a cleanse.
03:33:01
It's pretty uncomfortable.
03:33:03
And, like, I don't know what you men like.
03:33:05
Question me if we're just going to die.
03:33:06
So I'm thinking I might turn around. Chickening out.
03:33:09
Yeah, yeah, I did chicken fuck that.
03:33:12
I cooked some meals on the first couple of nights.
03:33:14
I will.
03:33:15
Or under the other bridge. And here we are.
03:33:17
You guys.
03:33:18
You just me. You just,
03:33:20
You're choosing questions.
03:33:22
Why did the chicken cross the river? Oh my God.
03:33:26
Okay.
03:33:26
All right, all right, here we go. Oh.
03:33:35
See? Oh, chicken quest.
03:33:40
Isn't that what I titled it?
03:33:43
Captioned it.
03:33:46
I was specific with my word choice this week.
03:33:50
It's,
03:33:51
I don't know what it said.
03:33:53
I usually say this thing here.
03:33:56
Stop. It's still going well.
03:33:59
No, you don't have to stop it.
03:34:00
It can go forever in my ear.
03:34:02
I had to stop it to continue with the chicken thing.
03:34:04
My, girlfriend and I were watching a series. It's.
03:34:07
I think it's the very first episode of the series.
03:34:09
On Hulu.
03:34:10
It's not a Hulu show, but it's time.
03:34:12
But, my best friend's an animal.
03:34:15
Yeah.
03:34:18
Dave works for a construction.
03:34:21
Really?
03:34:21
Always accompanied by his assistant.
03:34:24
All right, girl,
03:34:26
it's emotional support. Chicken egg.
03:34:28
Yeah, it's our lunch.
03:34:30
Getting the pick up and head off to the job site and.
03:34:39
What we have is a chicken.
03:34:41
So soft semi.
03:34:43
She's definitely my best friend.
03:34:45
She just stays with me.
03:34:46
Yeah, she hangs out with me.
03:34:48
On the job site.
03:34:50
Gotta help me put the bird up.
03:34:52
Who's going to hold me?
03:34:53
Really?
03:34:53
I know, I said outside a YouTube video called Glow Time,
03:34:58
and it's a clip from the very first scene from the very first letter.
03:35:03
During the day, I'll call out to her and she'll just kind of cluck back,
03:35:08
like, here I am.
03:35:09
I'll everything is good.
03:35:12
Yeah.
03:35:13
Oh, you're right, you're right.
03:35:14
It's another 12in.
03:35:16
Yeah. So, Oh yeah, I got that one cued up.
03:35:18
That one's been cute for a while.
03:35:20
That's another very brief.
03:35:21
It's very brief, but the dude goes on for he takes the thing kayaking,
03:35:25
and he's like, look, there's a turtle.
03:35:27
And it's like, it's a fucking chicken, dude.
03:35:31
The chicken.
03:35:32
What the fuck? Like, what do you think is happening?
03:35:34
What is going on in this chicken's head?
03:35:35
You think it's like a child?
03:35:38
It's not even like on the, like, level of a dog.
03:35:40
Like, I don't understand what
03:35:44
what the dog doing.
03:35:46
Oh, no. No.
03:35:50
Kill the chicken.
03:35:53
You try to attack
03:35:54
in the middle of the night and you kill chickens.
03:35:57
You kill.
03:35:59
I felt, a peck on my left hand.
03:36:02
This thing kept coming.
03:36:04
Just kept charging at me.
03:36:06
Go to so vicious, almost evil,
03:36:09
so good.
03:36:09
Almost like evil. Up the animal.
03:36:11
This vicious on like it's okay.
03:36:14
Now what I'm going to tell you
03:36:18
is almost evil.
03:36:21
Sinister.
03:36:22
This looks Canadians are still dating these nuts is Wayne.
03:36:27
How are you? No good new nuts about a Katy.
03:36:29
Go home. Daryl.
03:36:32
Nice.
03:36:33
Just one you to come in, man.
03:36:35
Oh, I think you coming, men. Enough for all of us.
03:36:37
I think you better come in. My.
03:36:39
I mean, you better come up.
03:36:40
I think you better come say that to his face. You fucking hicks.
03:36:43
Nice execution.
03:36:44
You're doing terrific. Hey, I heard about your breakup, buddy.
03:36:47
This is really, what, the five years, right?
03:36:49
Oh, you're a high school, sweetie, right? What's it to you?
03:36:52
Cheated on you, buddy. That's a real kick in the knackers, bro.
03:36:54
A real ouchie bro.
03:36:56
Too bad I should not fight anymore, buddy, because that's a fight on site
03:36:59
for you and her new guy. Buddy. For life. For life. Bro.
03:37:01
Maybe if you'd ever been in a real fight, you might not be so keen for another.
03:37:05
What do you say?
03:37:07
You heard me almost better.
03:37:09
Starts off, boys.
03:37:12
You looking for Tilly, buddy?
03:37:13
Let's have a donnybrook. Pump the brakes.
03:37:15
You take your shirt off, but leave your sunglasses on.
03:37:17
What sort of backwards fucking pageantry is that?
03:37:19
You can fight with those shades.
03:37:20
You play pokerstars.com for my spinner.
03:37:23
Dude, I can't spend all my go time TikTok.
03:37:32
Go talk.
03:37:32
Go. Dude, look at that fucking treasure trail.
03:37:34
What's up with your fucking body hair? Big shoots.
03:37:37
You look like a 12 year old Dutch girl.
03:37:39
Your ass. The Titian quaff that for you. You can kiss my ass.
03:37:42
The Titian guys, you CrossFit, you can cross.
03:37:44
Fuck off. Cross fart.
03:37:45
How many times you pulled your horn today? But what?
03:37:47
Oh she's bashful.
03:37:48
Oh, come on, kitten, I won't tell anyone.
03:37:51
Ballpark. 6 to 8. You're a fucking animal.
03:37:53
A little five on one.
03:37:54
Hit the kitchen, mix a bat, feed the ducks, distribute some free literature.
03:37:58
Go time. Fucking shut them!
03:38:01
Riley! Jonesy, put your fucking shorts on.
03:38:03
Get out of here!
03:38:05
This is over.
03:38:06
Jinx. You owe me a Coke.
03:38:08
Never buy your coke.
03:38:13
Fantastic fat.
03:38:15
It's a hard life picking stones.
03:38:16
And they ever say it's times.
03:38:18
Got sandals.
03:38:19
It beats fighting.
03:38:19
Do trails
03:38:23
like have one second after intro time?
03:38:26
Oh, if brother's watching, man, he would have loved that clip.
03:38:31
I don't understand why the one guy wasn't moving.
03:38:33
His whole body didn't move and it creeped me out.
03:38:37
Oh, that's the main character though.
03:38:40
Oh, that.
03:38:40
They have more than one.
03:38:41
I'm unaware.
03:38:44
Wayne's the best.
03:38:47
The he also plays saucy and the new sub.
03:38:50
Best, Jerry.
03:38:51
The best.
03:38:55
Is that our Seinfeld reference
03:38:57
for the try, try, try, try.
03:39:01
I'd like to try.
03:39:02
Trying is my favorite try,
03:39:05
try, try.
03:39:07
What's the topic next week?
03:39:14
Mythology
03:39:17
I forever watch last.
03:39:20
Please, please please fix me.
03:39:24
Horse and Beth.
03:39:25
Always. Please, please.
03:39:28
Here it is. Horse.
03:39:30
Please please please.
03:39:33
Oh, for us, for
03:39:37
did we watch this one already?
03:39:39
Social realism to deal with artificial intelligence is it?
03:39:43
I was very surprised to hear that
03:39:45
because it seems like he's contemplating the end of capitalism.
03:39:50
The statement from Altamont circulated on social media a week ago,
03:39:54
but it's actually from last year.
03:39:56
Overall long period of time.
03:39:57
I still expect that there will be some change required
03:40:02
to the social contract, given how powerful we expect this technology to be.
03:40:08
I'm not a believer that there won't be any jobs.
03:40:10
I think we always find new things to do, but I do think AI for good.
03:40:14
The holy shit, that sounds scary as fuck.
03:40:17
Yeah.
03:40:17
You know, be up for something if you have to put
03:40:21
AI for peace on Earth or AI for good or whatever, right?
03:40:25
That's probably a red flag.
03:40:27
Yeah, it's the opposite of debate and reconfiguration.
03:40:32
Everything about what I'm meant with this a big thing.
03:40:36
Eventually they'll try to shut this shit down and it'll be too sure.
03:40:39
Y'all, we all watched it here for entire yes channel
03:40:42
would not be possible without your help and what you can.
03:40:46
I think ultimately intelligent companies start laying off employees
03:40:51
because I saw cheaper, faster, learn better.
03:40:54
And so one accidentally hit triplets every other people's money in the buggy
03:40:58
whip right there. Anytime anybody says that.
03:41:00
So are we supposed to just stay stagnant and stay in a cave
03:41:02
because somebody is going to lose their job if we get better?
03:41:05
I hate that I love this buggy whip.
03:41:09
Do you know the buggy whip story?
03:41:11
Of course. From other people's money.
03:41:13
They turned them into the buggy whip manufacturers.
03:41:15
Well, lost their mind because the whole factory was going to go
03:41:17
to work losing their jobs for making buggy whips,
03:41:20
but they converted it into making airbags, I think.
03:41:23
So if you evolve or die. Right.
03:41:26
That's where I see all the need for this is going to be a lot of people.
03:41:31
I think more people will lose their job from agents of people and robotics
03:41:35
or anything.
03:41:36
It doesn't take long until it's become able to control robots on their own.
03:41:40
Now it's cheaper for them to do all manual human labor,
03:41:43
and we taught them how to code and we taught them how to build a robot.
03:41:46
Force is now unemployed, but those who own the means
03:41:50
of production, as Marx would have said, use resources.
03:41:54
Money. Yes.
03:41:55
And Sabina gets our Seinfeld reference to
03:42:01
nice.
03:42:01
He controls the means of production.
03:42:03
Jerry, there's nothing we can do.
03:42:06
That's true, it's true, it's true.
03:42:08
If your parents have all the food you eat, what they buy, right?
03:42:12
Right. Much more than your child.
03:42:15
Oh, that's exactly how capitalism is supposed to work.
03:42:17
But the only people who can buy goods or services are them.
03:42:19
Those who owned by companies.
03:42:20
And they use other resources like this is outdated too, to just.
03:42:24
We learn that deep seek is open source.
03:42:26
And frankly, if eyes are so much more efficient
03:42:29
then under a capitalist regime, it would make most sense
03:42:33
to wait for humans to die and let robots take over the world.
03:42:37
So if you capitalists will become staggeringly rich
03:42:41
and then trade among each other, it's already happening.
03:42:44
The entire planet.
03:42:45
Yeah, but if the eyes are intelligent enough,
03:42:47
they'll get rid of their human overlords, and that'll be the end of cream cheese.
03:42:53
Then again, going by what I mean, I love cream cheese.
03:42:56
I do like to sit down and die.
03:42:59
And that brings us to what Elfman said.
03:43:02
That looks like a sign from our made a rubber.
03:43:04
The social contract is a set so that those.
03:43:10
Oh, I'm going to get it again. There we go.
03:43:12
Don't you guys have a bunch of black plastic sacks?
03:43:15
Yeah. Of course.
03:43:17
Make sure they're placed in the containers provided and die.
03:43:21
And, it says refuse. Refuse them. Yeah.
03:43:23
Refuse them.
03:43:26
Potato. Potato.
03:43:28
What brings us to what elements out of a
03:43:30
social contract is a term most closely associated
03:43:34
with the 18th century philosopher Jean-Jacques Rousseau.
03:43:38
It basically, if people come together in nations,
03:43:41
they give up some freedoms and gain some rights in return.
03:43:45
That's right, I know this.
03:43:46
I never sign the contract.
03:43:48
I give up trying to trample on your society.
03:43:51
And I confess I never signed. If you trampled, you mind.
03:43:54
You were born in in a nutshell.
03:43:56
Like a no sin.
03:43:58
No. Do you think the social contract has changed in any way? Yes.
03:44:05
Were you part of that meeting?
03:44:06
Nope.
03:44:07
So it's gotten worse, though it's not consent.
03:44:12
The deal was it's a raw deal, not a contract.
03:44:15
Even if one person exploits it or takes advantage of the other people,
03:44:18
it's not a contract.
03:44:19
It's, ploy.
03:44:22
Okay, we'll call it that.
03:44:25
I like her expression right there.
03:44:26
It looks a little warped.
03:44:29
She looks.
03:44:29
Yeah, she looks like she's just that everything.
03:44:32
You know, she's judging you for everything you've ever done right now.
03:44:36
I like that look, I need to.
03:44:41
Go. Come on.
03:44:41
It's really all about lawn.
03:44:43
Since the 18th century, the awareness
03:44:45
that nations are ultimately based on the social contract has somewhat faded.
03:44:50
And capitalists.
03:44:51
Yeah, because our deals are so fucking cut out.
03:44:54
Divided the law of nature. But a choice.
03:44:56
Oh 5050 price to hear out man, bring this up.
03:44:59
Then again, he too is human.
03:45:02
Guys, is this realistically we that happen if on this one guy rocket is
03:45:07
like governments would step in
03:45:09
he had everybody fund his other thing he used open source community
03:45:13
and then locked it up and started making money, if not all our companies,
03:45:17
and come up with a new idea of fairness to distribute the goods.
03:45:22
No, the most popular one of those is currently a universal basic income.
03:45:27
Should cover everything anyone needs to live.
03:45:31
Beyond that, frightened people
03:45:32
would then be free to do whatever the heart desires.
03:45:36
This is the post-scarcity economy.
03:45:39
Extrapolating from my own experience, this means
03:45:42
everyone would develop their own theory of everything.
03:45:45
I think it's not very likely it doesn't, because when the AI problem becomes
03:45:50
apparent, governments will already be safely in the hands of AI companies.
03:45:56
The unemployed will then fight for some parts of land to live on.
03:46:00
Probably achieve some sort of peace with this.
03:46:03
Sounds pretty futile.
03:46:04
In order to suppress.
03:46:05
Yeah, you know, it would be a two class society.
03:46:08
Rich guys with a robot, factories who run the world,
03:46:12
but who's lying to their self.
03:46:13
It's already that.
03:46:14
To me, the possible future seems to be that humans merge
03:46:19
with AI will expand our cognitive and physical function.
03:46:23
That's technically a singularity.
03:46:25
Take over the world. But it'll be.
03:46:27
And how long will any of this take to play out?
03:46:30
25 years of superintelligent AI within a few years, the Army requires
03:46:35
way moving around and reconfiguring materials, which will take much longer.
03:46:41
So I think we have a decade at least not the most 2015 I've ever done.
03:46:46
But I couldn't resist to some ultimate quote.
03:46:49
I've got to say, though, he does a lot of interviews.
03:46:52
Thus, like a new Altman podcast popping up twice
03:46:55
if we could get time travel to work, because
03:46:58
who wouldn't like to go back in time and buy a few bitcoins?
03:47:02
Unfortunately, the laws of physics don't want to comply.
03:47:05
Time travel seems to result in paradoxes, like when Marty goes back in time
03:47:11
and accidentally prevents his parents from meeting,
03:47:14
and if he was never born, how could he have gone back in time?
03:47:18
But maybe the reason we have difficulties understanding time travel
03:47:22
is that we think of it on the macroscopic level.
03:47:26
We think of cars or people.
03:47:28
Maybe time travel makes sense if we think of it on the level of
03:47:32
individual particles, but obey the strange rules of quantum physics.
03:47:37
In a new paper, a physicist looked at what would happen on the quantum level.
03:47:41
If you attempt to send an observable back in time,
03:47:45
like through a worm hole, the result is both interesting and not.
03:47:50
This baby hits 88mph.
03:47:53
You're going to see some serious.
03:47:55
The movie industry deals with time travel in one of three ways.
03:48:00
The first one is that you allow temporary changes, but in the end,
03:48:04
everything needs to work out
03:48:05
so that the future is that which you actually came from.
03:48:09
They did it in back to the future.
03:48:12
The second option is that
03:48:13
when you go back in time, you end up in the parallel universe,
03:48:17
which has a similar but slightly different for a new form.
03:48:21
This happens, for example, in the movie The Butterfly Effect.
03:48:24
The third option is to stick with a story that's consistent
03:48:29
in the first place, like in The Time Traveler's Wife.
03:48:33
If that's how it works,
03:48:34
the only way you can go back in time is if you have already been.
03:48:38
There are difficulties with making sense of time.
03:48:41
Travel will come from our everyday experience.
03:48:44
Our time has a direction.
03:48:46
Glass breaks but doesn't.
03:48:47
Omnipresent time is a constant but not up.
03:48:50
People get old illusion.
03:48:52
Younger physicists call it the arrow of time and it points towards a coffin.
03:48:57
But the arrow makes on the same page.
03:48:59
So the school level.
03:49:00
If you look at individual particles, they don't know forward
03:49:03
in time, from backward in time.
03:49:05
The arrow of time is usually attributed to entropy increase,
03:49:09
a phenomenon that only emerges at the level of many particles.
03:49:13
And then you find the use the collection of many quantum particles and calculate
03:49:18
to what happens to its entropy in a space time with a time loop.
03:49:23
In our own universe, we have never seen such a loop.
03:49:26
And time to quiet possible.
03:49:28
For example, with a wormhole.
03:49:30
The result of the calculation in the paper is option three.
03:49:34
Or for science fiction solutions, you can only return to the past
03:49:38
if you've already been there, but with the twist
03:49:41
that you also have to get younger as you go back in time.
03:49:45
You can see what I mean in this figure.
03:49:47
Think of the red curve as a measure for the order of a system,
03:49:51
or the opposite of entropy.
03:49:53
If it's up here, the order is large and entropy
03:49:56
small, so your system is the ingredients to a.
03:49:59
Do you mix eggs, butter and sugar and store.
03:50:03
As you do so order drops and entropy increases.
03:50:06
I can't have if you keep stirring normally, the entropy just remains large.
03:50:11
But if the dough goes in the time loop, the entropy reverses.
03:50:15
It decreases.
03:50:16
This would mean that the do spontaneous is on mixes.
03:50:20
Now you might go okay, is that why we pick?
03:50:22
That's the only masses.
03:50:23
It decreases. It's large.
03:50:26
But if the dough goes in the time loop, the entropy is large.
03:50:29
But if the dough goes in the time.
03:50:31
If the dough goes in the time loop, the loop reverses.
03:50:35
It decreases.
03:50:36
This it means after do spontaneously on mixes.
03:50:40
Now you might say okay, but that's the only mathematically possible solution.
03:50:45
So what do we learn from this?
03:50:47
Well, we learned that the problem has a solution.
03:50:50
We learned that it's at least mathematically possible.
03:50:54
But what does it mean?
03:50:56
What do you think? Do un mix?
03:50:59
I think the answer is no.
03:51:00
The do in my example illustrates the error of time,
03:51:03
and the error of time is aligned with our memory.
03:51:06
This means failed in such a time loop you wouldn't experience
03:51:10
going back and time.
03:51:12
Instead, it creates two different ways to go to the future.
03:51:16
So I think this finding shows that time travel doesn't work on the quantum level.
03:51:21
But while that's bad news for time travel, it's good news
03:51:25
for faster than light travel.
03:51:26
You see, a lot of physicists
03:51:28
believe that faster than light travel would also allow time travel.
03:51:32
This is because of the order you used to see Einstein's theory.
03:51:36
According to which a spaceship that goes faster than light for one observer
03:51:40
seems to go.
03:51:41
If you're on a ship that's going
03:51:42
faster than light, what do you turn on to see what's in front of you?
03:51:47
Can't you don't.
03:51:50
I wonder if you turn to show if you're going
03:51:52
the speed of light is around your head. Light?
03:51:55
Does anything happen?
03:51:57
Yeah.
03:51:58
You're answer yes.
03:52:02
Because relative to the speed of light,
03:52:04
light travels at the speed of light.
03:52:08
So it's relativity than the speed of light.
03:52:11
And then the next answers is,
03:52:12
if you're in front of the car moving at the speed of light,
03:52:15
whether you can see the headlights or not is the least of your concerns.
03:52:18
Yeah. Yeah.
03:52:21
Because you have very short time to get out of the way, in case you didn't
03:52:23
catch that, go back in time for another.
03:52:26
And because time travel would lead to increased math,
03:52:30
they think that faster than light travel isn't possible either.
03:52:34
I've explained in some earlier episodes that this argument is wrong
03:52:38
because our universe does, for better or worse, have an arrow of time.
03:52:43
Regardless of how fast you travel,
03:52:46
you can't go back in time against that arrow of time.
03:52:50
Hence, no inconsistencies follow from faster than light travel,
03:52:54
and the new finding supports this.
03:52:56
But just in case you come from the future,
03:52:59
could you let me know if history books ever made sense of 2024?
03:53:03
No. Do you know they are so free and,
03:53:06
about the signs?
03:53:09
What was she trying to say?
03:53:12
She's selling her fucking shit. Trump.
03:53:14
Was that anti-Trump Jeb or what?
03:53:20
Yeah, I don't, I don't
03:53:21
I don't know, 20, 21, 24 I would say Covid
03:53:24
2021 two
03:53:28
2019.
03:53:32
Yeah, I don't know.
03:53:33
Yeah, yeah. Wolf, part of me.
03:53:36
Hey, guys.
03:53:41
Please.
03:53:42
Do you.
03:53:44
Ask for
03:53:47
dear fuckface.
03:53:48
Dear boner by face.
03:53:51
Hey, I was recently invited
03:53:54
for a long weekend at my friend's new home in South Carolina.
03:53:57
She has wanted me to come there to visit, and ever since she purchased it,
03:54:01
for to come down.
03:54:03
But then, I could have gone.
03:54:05
I'm going to come.
03:54:07
And it still has not healed.
03:54:08
My friend then told me her daughter and son in law
03:54:10
would be there with their two young children.
03:54:12
She said we can babysit her grandchildren while I'm there.
03:54:16
When her mother and son in law go out, go out,
03:54:20
I told her, I don't want to go down there to babysit.
03:54:23
I have no children and I do not enjoy babysitting.
03:54:26
She uses him.
03:54:27
She used to do this to me before she moved.
03:54:31
Now she's upset. I won't help her.
03:54:32
What should I do?
03:54:33
Not interested in the South.
03:54:36
Not interested.
03:54:37
I'm also not interested in babysitting.
03:54:39
Is that a vacation? That sucks. You're right.
03:54:42
She's wrong.
03:54:43
It's true that.
03:54:46
Staycation.
03:54:48
Go to work.
03:54:49
I don't want her to screw the children.
03:54:54
She said screw that.
03:54:56
Yeah, I know that.
03:54:58
I know that that's maybe not what I said.
03:55:01
WorldStar. That's funny.
03:55:03
You hijacked my brain. You screwed my brain.
03:55:06
That's all right.
03:55:09
We can now.
03:55:10
I'm glad I didn't enter after world screw you guys, I hate you.
03:55:15
I'm gone now.
03:55:16
No one took any that.
03:55:19
Talk to me then, love.
03:55:21
Just make sure you have your little sister from.
03:55:23
Hey, come on, come on.
03:55:24
You want to get your hammy down?
03:55:26
Look at the putty playing with his nose.
03:55:28
Is he wearing bell bottom case?
03:55:29
Was he around for the five point fucking Kelsey?
03:55:35
Travis.
03:55:35
Kelsey sure did. I'm a
03:55:38
thank you try.
03:55:39
You're trying to strike a chord.
03:55:40
It is probably a minor minor.
03:55:43
But I do love that line.
03:55:45
It's four hours into the show as above, so below.
03:55:49
And it rhymes.
03:55:51
Incredible.
03:55:54
So it's the street.
03:55:56
I'm not going anywhere. As above, so below.
03:55:58
Have a good night.
03:55:59
Flat talk.
03:56:05
It's the Brady and Rochelle Brady and or Gary.
03:56:09
As above and so below is Brady.
03:56:14
And for sure we're doing our way.
03:56:17
We're gonna make it make our dreams come true Brady
03:56:21
and your show it's Brady and Rory.
03:56:24
It's their show now Brady draw.
03:56:36
Yeah.
03:56:36
That monologues that monologue sucked.
03:56:38
What do you think about the monologue I loved it it was like nonexistent boring.
03:56:42
And then I thought it was going to be go not went.
03:56:46
Somebody said God.
03:56:48
And it was supposed to be more.
03:56:49
Yeah, yeah, it was Gary's version of God.
03:56:52
Except he just didn't have enough D
03:56:54
he was low on D he's got the energy.
03:56:58
See what he did there?
03:56:59
So he went with go. He went with go.
03:57:02
You could go with went up.
03:57:06
Oh, wait. Hi.
03:57:07
This message is for flash.
03:57:10
Didn't we, wasn't there more voicemails?
03:57:12
Probably.
03:57:15
You play that drop and I'll just hit the heron many.
03:57:18
The person I came across in your pocket.
03:57:22
You you make a phone is in persuasion.
03:57:25
You egg roll, you message and group.
03:57:30
Let me tell you, he's got a little bit of energy in it.
03:57:34
You in the door?
03:57:36
Yeah.
03:57:37
It will make fun of the boy in the division.
03:57:40
No, in the egg roll.
03:57:42
You did the fun egg roll? Yeah, I do think
03:57:46
so, do I, Yeah.
03:57:48
I know you think you funny.
03:57:50
You do not make fun.
03:57:52
You don't make fun of all.
03:57:54
You understand me?
03:57:55
I do, I repost a podcast, I put a podcast.
03:58:00
Oh, of course, of course.
03:58:02
Another Dave's wife on her hands. Here.
03:58:05
Another Dave's wife over here.
03:58:06
Gotta run.
03:58:07
All the fun for the web.
03:58:09
Hello.
03:58:11
Oh, so I play this one too.
03:58:14
Yeah, right.
03:58:15
He sounds familiar.
03:58:16
I think he's called them before.
03:58:20
Hello,
03:58:22
this is Mitch.
03:58:25
Oh, yeah. Before.
03:58:27
Yeah.
03:58:27
I want to do this calling again?
03:58:30
Yeah. Of course. Yesterday
03:58:32
at the nursing home
03:58:34
watching the Super Bowl.
03:58:36
And I know you guys like, thank you for football's.
03:58:40
So I was wondering what you thought
03:58:43
about, Patrick Mahomes.
03:58:46
You know, he,
03:58:48
his third potential Super Bowl win win.
03:58:52
And he lost.
03:58:54
I thought he played like shit.
03:58:57
I think he's like that next piece of shit.
03:58:58
I feel like the light part of him showed up for the last two Super Bowl,
03:59:03
and the back part of him showed up for this one.
03:59:06
Curious on what you guys think?
03:59:09
I just say that I'll call you another day.
03:59:11
I'll be listening.
03:59:12
Thank you. I'll, I'll I'll hold up.
03:59:14
Yeah, yeah.
03:59:15
Since Randall Cunningham, I think the black quarterback
03:59:18
not being smart enough thing has been dropped.
03:59:19
I think you're a little bit out of touch, Mitch or bitch or whatever your name is.
03:59:23
Mitch.
03:59:23
I think so.
03:59:26
I don't think that I don't feel the same cut, but I like it's Patrick Mahomes.
03:59:32
Is he 33?
03:59:33
Third percent black, 33rd percent, 55th, 5050.
03:59:39
But I know I have some insight onto
03:59:41
what happened to Patrick Mahomes, 66, and a sixth.
03:59:47
There it is right there.
03:59:50
Oh what do you do.
03:59:54
You do kick it in.
03:59:56
But look at the way she's I forgot what the authors call it
03:59:59
kerning or whatever that, like when they start doing the
04:00:03
she was she wasn't like, hey, look, everybody, this is fun.
04:00:06
Patrick. She was like, literally me.
04:00:08
She was probably chanting or in chanting or whatever they do
04:00:10
when they do their black magic, voodoo, witchcraft. And,
04:00:15
when I say they, I mean crazy people, not those people.
04:00:17
Well, I do, that's why I lost voodoo.
04:00:21
Yeah, well, we do not, we do not appreciate what Mitch said.
04:00:23
We don't, he insinuated that, the white part of.
04:00:28
Was it the
04:00:28
white part of Patrick Mahomes won the previous two Super Bowls.
04:00:31
And there's the black one showed up. And that's why he lost.
04:00:33
Because apparently there's
04:00:34
some kind of stigma of black quarterbacks and yeah, they're not smart enough.
04:00:39
People say offensive. It's very offensive.
04:00:41
I think they run faster and jump higher.
04:00:44
Mitch, I appreciate your call, but you're kind of an asshole.
04:00:47
Eggroll.
04:00:52
Fair enough, fair enough.
04:00:54
Is that the last one
04:00:57
is. It's all right.
04:00:58
I don't know, I would know, is it right here?
04:01:01
Is it? Hi.
04:01:02
This message is for flash.
04:01:05
I should remove the caller, then.
04:01:08
But if you do want to be our other
04:01:10
call, you can call it 158633.
04:01:13
If you're just working and listening or driving you have access to a phone.
04:01:18
Where can they working?
04:01:19
They working. Everyone watch us.
04:01:20
Where we available on how many platforms are available on
04:01:24
we're just on rumble right now.
04:01:26
Only rumble just rumble.
04:01:29
And there's no other voicemails.
04:01:32
Nevermind, there are no other voicemails.
04:01:35
All right, maybe you have one, but do you have one?
04:01:37
They said me.
04:01:39
Yeah.
04:01:41
It's so much fun.
04:01:43
It's so stupid. It's fun.
04:01:45
I'm going to play this well, I'm going to play this way.
04:01:47
You find it? Yeah.
04:01:49
Go go go go go go.
04:01:52
Okay, everybody go back to the fans now!
04:01:56
Go go go go.
04:01:57
This dude is fucking weird.
04:01:59
I had to watch this three times to make this go go go go go go.
04:02:05
This fucker's weird, right?
04:02:07
Am I wrong or is he weird coming back?
04:02:10
Yeah. Coming.
04:02:12
See the island?
04:02:12
I don't know to let you know my non rap style, which is what I'm like.
04:02:17
So non rap. I feel bad now, I honestly do.
04:02:19
But the only way I know Carmen is from the you shot My dog.
04:02:23
What's that trilogy movie with, Keanu Reeves?
04:02:26
Why can't I think of the name? Yeah, because he was an actor.
04:02:28
Yeah, he did some acting.
04:02:29
I can't think of that line.
04:02:32
You know,
04:02:34
you mentioned in the comments, if you know, and I don't
04:02:37
all the people that watch the show after shows that you're watching
04:02:39
by either thumbs up or commenting, so we can see that you're there,
04:02:44
put your Social Security number and your date of birth
04:02:47
to sign up.
04:02:50
In the bathroom.
04:02:51
So nobody ever dance, I just do.
04:02:54
Does this old man think that these young girls think that he's hot doing this?
04:02:58
It's weird.
04:02:59
It's creepy whispering in their ears like Biden is weird
04:03:03
and the words are weird.
04:03:04
Or am I just old?
04:03:10
Like, when I see this, I'm like, why is he kissing his daughter like that?
04:03:13
Isn't thinking like.
04:03:14
It's like he's like fucking 50.
04:03:17
He says he's older than me. I think her the A.
04:03:22
Doctor just told.
04:03:27
You only there was a way we could find out.
04:03:30
Go go go go go.
04:03:33
I would say 2000.
04:03:35
Yeah. He's 52.
04:03:37
She's fucking 52.
04:03:38
Yeah, but this came out like over
04:03:41
two years ago, you know.
04:03:43
What is it, 3202 so maybe that's why it's weirder.
04:03:47
Because I'm thinking of him now, like doing this with my.
04:03:52
He doesn't look any different.
04:03:53
Give in that everybody changes with the audience that
04:03:58
she was never.
04:04:00
You should have.
04:04:03
See? Oh that's great.
04:04:06
The whole videos got like a people magazine vibe.
04:04:10
I'm something
04:04:12
very weird going.
04:04:16
She's just saying, come, come, come with the camera I like that.
04:04:19
Go go go go go go go
04:04:22
on. Okay.
04:04:23
Anybody
04:04:25
go go go go go.
04:04:29
And I also understand the deep
04:04:31
concept that he goes through all the fantasies in his head.
04:04:34
Go, go go.
04:04:36
Which would be a perfect time.
04:04:37
I should have a make me a sandwich video right after this.
04:04:40
It's my fantasy at my age.
04:04:41
That's my fantasy.
04:04:43
Yeah.
04:04:43
I'm going home for a sandwich right now.
04:04:45
You can put it.
04:04:47
I just want a sandwich.
04:04:48
Yeah. Let's go to Ram's Horn.
04:04:50
All right. Well,
04:04:53
so we got, one more voicemail call,
04:04:54
apparently, I guess, Mark Zuckerberg.
04:04:57
Oh, good.
04:04:58
This is like an automated call.
04:04:59
I don't know what this is, but, Hey, guys, volumes down, problems all the way down.
04:05:03
But your voice, I hear I'm fine.
04:05:06
You hear it fine.
04:05:07
Somehow Gary's is just. Dude, I don't know, he just.
04:05:10
You just.
04:05:10
He says that as he's as we can see his mouse turning the volume up.
04:05:13
He's saying he's fucking whatever.
04:05:16
Hey, guys.
04:05:17
My name is Mark.
04:05:19
I saw your podcast over there on Rumble,
04:05:21
and I don't see you guys have an account over there on Facebook.
04:05:26
Since, Trump is with you, president now,
04:05:29
maybe you can say, go live all kinds of stuff on, we tried.
04:05:33
Won't let us.
04:05:33
We have to have a sensor.
04:05:35
You, like we used to.
04:05:36
I know you guys are having problems over there on on YouTube.
04:05:39
And so you go to Rumble, but, Facebook.
04:05:43
As I mentioned on Joe Rogan's podcast,
04:05:46
we're not censoring anymore.
04:05:48
So you can give consent things like, fuck the Google,
04:05:52
you can say, you know, the Nazis were right.
04:05:56
You could say, you know, I gotta hit the button, right?
04:06:00
You can say stuff like that on and on Facebook now.
04:06:03
No more censoring.
04:06:05
You can, you can talk about all the specs, and they're dirty, smelly, you know,
04:06:08
taco shirts.
04:06:09
I'm also one of the Indians.
04:06:12
None of that.
04:06:12
The actual Indians.
04:06:13
Not those red looking fuck faces, but, but the,
04:06:18
the brown ones, the smelly, smelly brown ones.
04:06:21
Yeah. If you're not white, you ain't right.
04:06:23
You can say that now.
04:06:24
So, you got to go over to Facebook.
04:06:27
I would appreciate if you want. What?
04:06:29
I got y'all, I got to I, may fight to,
04:06:32
I'm sure he does get, my sparring partner here. The.
04:06:35
Then we're going to go whack each other off.
04:06:37
But, I gotta go like,
04:06:40
interesting.
04:06:42
So I guess you can.
04:06:43
It's the just the face book now.
04:06:46
You can.
04:06:47
It's not.
04:06:48
I mean, I appreciate him reaching out to random podcast to try to get him over
04:06:51
to to his platform, but, I don't think we're allowed to say all those things.
04:06:56
I'm not sure.
04:06:56
Do you know, like one of the sons says, I don't like young kids anymore.
04:07:00
That's what Zuckerberg is doing.
04:07:02
I would give it a few years before
04:07:03
I would trust him because he made some right left.
04:07:05
He made such a reverse 180.
04:07:08
He's full of shit. You showed that picture earlier.
04:07:12
Yeah.
04:07:12
He's not real, but his company is and is abusive.
04:07:15
And he's just like whoever's in power who's ever going to make him more money.
04:07:18
He supports us.
04:07:19
So, yeah, he flipped like, as soon as Trump was elected.
04:07:22
He's like, well,
04:07:25
you know, I didn't say that before.
04:07:27
I missed one chicken attack.
04:07:30
Hit it.
04:07:32
Was a good.
04:07:35
You just ate an entire chicken parm and a whole chicken.
04:07:39
Yeah. And you ain't done.
04:07:41
It was $20.
04:07:42
We left and there was no food on this plate.
04:07:45
Who ate it?
04:07:47
Could it be half the cake?
04:07:49
Yeah, just a chicken.
04:07:50
Two chicken, chicken, chicken for you.
04:07:55
Did you.
04:07:57
You got into the dog food?
04:08:00
That looks the best I can see you.
04:08:02
Even though your eyes are closed.
04:08:04
The top is not all the way on.
04:08:06
That was more than halfway for. Oh, yeah.
04:08:08
Come on, let's go.
04:08:11
Oh, no.
04:08:12
Are you kidding? I just don't understand.
04:08:15
This is crazy to me.
04:08:18
Who did that?
04:08:22
I did.
04:08:22
What did you do?
04:08:27
That's an electric.
04:08:27
Who did this?
04:08:28
It's dangerous.
04:08:32
Why didn't you do?
04:08:35
Come show me.
04:08:37
Flip flop.
04:08:37
Who's trying to be my flip flop?
04:08:41
Throwing this, you.
04:08:45
Bring me one of these.
04:08:46
I'm trying to get some joy.
04:08:49
I get you take a whole turkey off the counter.
04:08:52
Seriously, Toby, a whole turkey.
04:08:55
Shelby was a good.
04:08:57
That's a fair fucking dog, dude.
04:08:59
Yeah, he just ate.
04:08:59
I really felt better.
04:09:02
Oh. Good deal.
04:09:03
You doing? Done.
04:09:05
It was $20.
04:09:07
He ate the whole chicken parm.
04:09:10
Yeah, he did.
04:09:13
That was getting the parm.
04:09:17
This one didn't.
04:09:18
This one didn't work out. So I'm just going to start it.
04:09:22
Just.
04:09:24
That.
04:09:27
It's just playing both songs.
04:09:28
Not even close to the same.
04:09:32
Let's go crazy.
04:09:36
So anyway.
04:09:39
Are there any other mash ups with the zips
04:09:40
or anything that we missed?
04:09:44
That exactly. No.
04:09:46
Not that I.
04:09:47
I did a go round.
04:09:48
I'm aware of weird.
04:09:51
Don't go away mad.
04:09:52
Let's go crazy, man.
04:09:57
I've got to just several more.
04:09:59
Go fuck yourself. So that's about.
04:10:01
It's about it.
04:10:02
Okay.
04:10:02
What the dog doing?
04:10:08
Yeah.
04:10:09
From the entire channel four news team.
04:10:11
I'm Veronica Corning stone, and I'm Ron Burgundy.
04:10:15
Go fuck yourself, San Diego.
04:10:18
Oh, hey, I'm sorry to get the last minute, but things leak.
04:10:22
This lead came from Queen is undercover.
04:10:24
Go. You got to go fuck yourself.
04:10:25
Playlist fitness freaks that.
04:10:27
No, I mean, I just pulled a bunch of goofy.
04:10:29
Oh, that's all I saw.
04:10:31
Change right away. I'm like, that's awesome.
04:10:32
If you have a go fuck yourself playlist.
04:10:34
No, I'm just I just want to turn my friend.
04:10:37
Y'all fuck.
04:10:39
If you really believe that.
04:10:42
And you should clone yourself.
04:10:44
Are you still alive, mother?
04:10:47
I, like Arnold Schwarzenegger.
04:10:49
Lied about saying fuck off so you can go fuck yourself.
04:10:53
Yeah, go fuck yourself.
04:10:55
I can't go fuck yourself, teenager.
04:10:58
Go fuck yourself. Up.
04:11:04
If everyone
04:11:06
up, up.
04:11:11
Would
04:11:12
know this.
04:11:13
This is a compilation.
04:11:14
I'm Veronica and I'm Ron Burgundy.
04:11:17
This is a compilation.
04:11:18
Go fuck yourself. San Diego.
04:11:21
Go fuck yourself.
04:11:22
Oh, fuck yourself.
04:11:23
Go fuck yourself.
04:11:24
Go fuck yourself.
04:11:25
Oh, fuck yourself. Go fuck yourself.
04:11:27
Go fuck yourselves. Fuck yourself.
04:11:31
Fuck yourself.
04:11:31
Go fuck yourself. Go fuck yourself.
04:11:34
Go fuck yourself. Oh!
04:11:40
Yeah.
04:11:43
Fuck!
04:11:43
Did you just say go fuck myself?
04:11:46
Thank you. Go fuck yourself. Mr. Page.
04:11:47
You got to figure out what to do with, all of the, debris.
04:11:52
Go fuck yourself a great clip.
04:11:54
Go fuck yourself.
04:12:00
It's okay. I'm.
04:12:07
Okay.
04:12:07
I'm focused on this. Too shady.
04:12:10
Yeah.
04:12:12
This is nice.
04:12:13
Very polite.
04:12:14
Yeah. Very polite.
04:12:17
Formal.
04:12:18
Even. Fuck.
04:12:21
I can't find the video, but this is,
04:12:25
Arnold Schwarzenegger used to veto stuff when he was a governor.
04:12:28
Yeah, and when you vetoed it, you had to give an explanation.
04:12:30
So this is one to a particular assemblyman that he didn't like.
04:12:34
It's not important what it says.
04:12:35
But if you look at the first column of the letters down the left.
04:12:39
Yeah. Oh, nice.
04:12:42
It literally says, fuck you
04:12:45
nice.
04:12:45
And he really he really sent that as a governor. The,
04:12:50
best physics paper I've ever read.
04:12:53
And a Rick roll down the left column.
04:12:57
Best physics paper I ever read.
04:13:02
None.
04:13:03
What? Yeah.
04:13:04
Who the fuck reads physics papers? I do,
04:13:08
I have I don't find
04:13:11
one who doesn't read physics papers for fun.
04:13:16
Easy to read.
04:13:17
These people go through.
04:13:25
What is it gonna do to your mind?
04:13:28
He's extra.
04:13:29
He's got the. He's got the woman's mike cuz she's not.
04:13:32
What is the other guy?
04:13:32
Oh, darn it, I started at the beginning.
04:13:35
Yeah, probably.
04:13:37
So listen, I ask Peter, I said,
04:13:40
fuck is that?
04:13:43
Here.
04:13:43
That's weird.
04:13:44
I went to go to the to
04:13:48
the girl.
04:13:49
Oh, I want to show.
04:13:52
No, I don't, I don't, I know,
04:13:57
I mean maybe so, but you know, I,
04:14:00
I love him, I love this guy, I don't know, I, you know,
04:14:04
I keep I, I just don't you find it.
04:14:08
You don't, you don't you
04:14:13
finish
04:14:15
finish off, finish.
04:14:23
Well, I know you couldn't hear the words, but it was extremely racist.
04:14:25
I is racist.
04:14:29
Are they.
04:14:31
Is it. Are you sure?
04:14:33
Is it, are they?
04:14:34
Yeah. What is it? They. Amon.
04:14:37
I think they prefer that they is.
04:14:39
Well, you went, you went, If you disrespect politics,
04:14:43
this is, a new as of a few days ago.
04:14:47
All right. About this.
04:14:49
This is, one of our Michigan politicians here.
04:14:52
Yeah, I, I, I'm a Democrat politician.
04:14:55
And this is why I sterilized myself after Trump's election.
04:14:58
Laurie Poll, Husky 36.
04:15:01
I applaud her decision to voluntarily forego having children
04:15:05
rather than raising them under a new Republican government.
04:15:07
I assume that her argument is that she
04:15:09
she's afraid that she can't have an abortion, so she's just going to like
04:15:14
having a permanent abortion, right?
04:15:16
Like, so I, I hope more women follow her lead.
04:15:19
Yeah.
04:15:20
Just like that's the whole point, right? Stop.
04:15:22
And I don't want, I want, I don't want the earth to know
04:15:25
I believe in procreation.
04:15:26
But if you are not all in, then you're probably a detriment to that child, right?
04:15:30
In society.
04:15:31
Yeah, yeah, I agree.
04:15:33
Rip that shit out. Call it a day.
04:15:36
Yeah, I don't know.
04:15:36
I don't know if she's she's literally doing this as a I fuck you I know.
04:15:41
No it's and everyone is like thank you. Great.
04:15:44
Can you tell everyone else how you did it? Right.
04:15:46
I don't the attention you're getting is not the attention you're expecting.
04:15:51
No. And then no.
04:15:52
People are threatening or so.
04:15:53
And I love how everything has to be MAGA Republicans.
04:15:55
Like, if you're if you're a Trump supporter, you have to be.
04:15:59
What do they they've been doing that since the 50s.
04:16:01
It's I know, but now it's any time you it's like show
04:16:05
any type of yeah creative or critical thinking.
04:16:08
They're going to label it as some vilified evil boogeyman to
04:16:11
make everyone else go look,
04:16:14
he's MAGA.
04:16:15
No, I just said I didn't want fill in the blank.
04:16:17
Whatever. I don't even want to start.
04:16:19
Turn it around, too.
04:16:19
It works. Both.
04:16:20
Both sides. All sides are doing it.
04:16:23
Yeah.
04:16:24
The 36 year old Democrat said the surgery was a personal decision
04:16:27
she had been considering for a few years and was finalized by Trump's election.
04:16:31
She wanted to validate the fears
04:16:33
other women might have about access to contraception by sharing it.
04:16:36
Apparently, she just loves having it come inside of her vagina
04:16:41
too much to where she just, you know, if you can't have an abortion,
04:16:46
how how else am I supposed to get cum in my vagina?
04:16:49
You know, here, these are meant to be raw dog fucked
04:16:51
and have the dude blast inside of me, right?
04:16:54
Every time. This is the alternative.
04:16:56
These are children that came up to the women that weren't all in.
04:17:00
What am I supposed to do?
04:17:01
How am I supposed to know?
04:17:03
Way you tell me.
04:17:07
Where options are there.
04:17:10
Everybody was confused.
04:17:11
Are you?
04:17:14
Yeah. No.
04:17:15
This is where an abortion might come in handy.
04:17:17
That's exactly why I was showing it.
04:17:19
Okay.
04:17:21
Oh, come on, I have this.
04:17:24
You have to.
04:17:24
A video of glam ghetto fight supposed to be.
04:17:28
That'll be a new segment. Glam ghetto.
04:17:31
She didn't have to get her what I.
04:17:32
What I find most interesting is they tucked their extensions
04:17:35
in their shirt before they actually start fighting,
04:17:36
because they know if they don't, they're going to get their hair ripped out.
04:17:39
Well, you know,
04:17:41
it's going to fall out regardless.
04:17:43
What do you mean? But,
04:17:46
Wow, I don't know. I've seen
04:17:49
bits of it laying on the ground plenty of times.
04:17:51
I know, me too, but I haven't.
04:17:55
I had to take a picture of one, and I sent it to several people
04:17:58
and I went, oh, it's a snake.
04:17:59
And no one, no one noticed.
04:18:01
Oh, you guys are talking about her.
04:18:03
They were like, oh, you know, gas station groups, parking lot.
04:18:07
Yeah, I've seen it.
04:18:09
Well, regardless, I don't know why that.
04:18:11
Hey, sir, can I put your gas?
04:18:13
The Democratic, Michigan politician, I don't know why.
04:18:17
She just doesn't get one of those, DUIs or you IDs or IUDs or whatever it is.
04:18:23
Yeah, but the bottom ones, driving drunk.
04:18:25
And the other one let someone blow inside of you all day without issue.
04:18:29
Trust.
04:18:29
Oh, what's going on there?
04:18:31
Go show me this is. That's Rachel Regan's.
04:18:37
This is Rachel Regan's.
04:18:39
I was just scrolling.
04:18:41
Fortunately.
04:18:43
Wow. Nothing going on in her life.
04:18:47
That's all I was saying.
04:18:48
We could have paired her up with the Elephant Man.
04:18:52
No. He.
04:18:53
No, she's dating.
04:18:54
She's married to that creep. Now.
04:18:56
Are they still married?
04:18:57
Because he hasn't been as good as lately.
04:19:00
They don't get married.
04:19:01
So are they still married?
04:19:02
I'm sure there's going to be a veil when we're rolling up.
04:19:05
If not, he's an asshole. He's a piece of shit.
04:19:07
We might need a.
04:19:09
It's funny because I that she is local, so if we wanted to,
04:19:11
we could we could drive up there and.
04:19:14
Yeah, just try to survive. Interview.
04:19:16
Hey, how's it going?
04:19:18
Yeah.
04:19:18
Why don't you leave this guy, talk to me and take care. You.
04:19:21
I can hop in the truck right now. I'll rub lotion on your skin.
04:19:26
I missed
04:19:26
another here's the chicken attacked video.
04:19:29
I assume she's oh, your mouth game.
04:19:32
I said this one.
04:19:35
We have a
04:19:37
it's fine.
04:19:38
Oh, wait, is there sound?
04:19:42
Oh, no.
04:19:42
It's like a no
04:19:44
good.
04:19:44
So you should. Yeah. It's another goats.
04:19:48
Oh, it's just music.
04:19:49
Yeah.
04:19:54
The girl was like, don't you fucking my chicken, buddy.
04:19:56
Yeah.
04:19:56
That's it's trap.
04:20:03
So this is where you learned
04:20:05
that the cartoons are based on real situations.
04:20:09
Real life? Yeah,
04:20:11
I don't remember.
04:20:12
Oh, is is the chicken.
04:20:14
I don't remember the goat being a character.
04:20:17
The chicken.
04:20:17
Goat.
04:20:20
Dude, he had a good technique, too.
04:20:21
He just kept looping around it until it got the fuck out.
04:20:25
Brilliant.
04:20:26
Yeah. Brilliant.
04:20:29
Pecker. Chicken.
04:20:30
Pecker attacked. Pecker attack!
04:20:33
Pecker it.
04:20:35
Oh, yeah.
04:20:35
Oh, yeah.
04:20:36
This is, not a video, but I'll share it anyway.
04:20:40
Well, appreciate that you couldn't access the meter.
04:20:43
Dear customer.
04:20:43
Energex called today 20 whatever money to obtain a meter reading,
04:20:48
but was unable to access the electricity meter because unsure chicken restrained.
04:20:52
She tried to peck me.
04:20:55
Yeah,
04:20:57
so if you live in the area of Energex, I don't know where that
04:21:02
company is.
04:21:02
Oh, it's the Cackle hatchery.
04:21:06
Please keep your check on her.
04:21:10
Restraint.
04:21:10
Next week, five dragons live cattle hatchery.
04:21:16
Fun fact
04:21:16
I recorded my first album at the Hatchery studio.
04:21:20
Fair comment on zombies and Warren.
04:21:23
Oh, I don't know, I just click, I sometimes I forget to turn that off
04:21:26
when I record.
04:21:27
We recorded our first album at the Ice studio, you know.
04:21:30
Yeah.
04:21:30
Was that is it still not in Warren Suite?
04:21:33
The hatchery studio was in Warren.
04:21:36
Nice. Definitely wasn't released.
04:21:37
It was nine while mine was in the basement of Ryan Guy's house.
04:21:41
But he's.
04:21:42
You can still Google him. He is a registered producer.
04:21:44
I thought it was a basement registered sex offender.
04:21:48
Well, not the it was my basement.
04:21:50
It wasn't the first album.
04:21:52
Oh, okay.
04:21:52
Can we don't play that music anymore. What happened? Oh, I guess it could be.
04:21:55
I guess it could have been a combo.
04:21:57
The first album, I think it was. Yeah.
04:21:59
I mean, it was hydro and then my basement and then the ice studio.
04:22:03
I think we need more original content.
04:22:05
We got to highlight one of your songs.
04:22:08
Yeah, on every show, and we got to try to find them.
04:22:10
And then I was criticized because they're all,
04:22:13
you know, not just the sandwich girl, but what about the the the,
04:22:16
the nature, the survival tips from the girl with no bra.
04:22:21
All right, let me Google survival tips.
04:22:25
Survival tips?
04:22:27
Yeah. Survival tips.
04:22:30
Adaptation of tips for survival stations to thrive.
04:22:35
Tits have developed several unique adaptations to thrive.
04:22:38
Oh, yeah. Yeah, they're strong, agile feet.
04:22:40
Allow them to cling to branches.
04:22:42
Yeah, even these are not the kind of natural tips in nature
04:22:45
you were referring were the insects of branches and the great tits.
04:22:49
These physical traits combined.
04:22:50
Those are nice yellow make yellow remarkably adept of surviving in
04:22:54
changing conditions.
04:22:58
And other healthy tips.
04:23:08
Survival tips.
04:23:14
Survival tips. Yes.
04:23:20
Are you hungry?
04:23:21
You want me to make you the challenge?
04:23:23
Hungry?
04:23:24
You want me to make you sandwich?
04:23:31
She's great.
04:23:33
Oh, it's Asmr to.
04:23:36
Yeah,
04:23:38
those aren't normal eggs.
04:23:41
It's hard to find eggs nowadays.
04:23:44
Yeah.
04:23:49
Now let's see her use much frozen crab.
04:23:51
What the hell?
04:23:54
That's a lot of bacon.
04:23:56
Yeah.
04:23:59
She's not messing around the whole.
04:24:04
Look at that department.
04:24:06
Yeah, perfect.
04:24:09
Gentlemen, no.
04:24:14
Go. Thank you.
04:24:20
You're so good.
04:24:21
Listeners here. Oh.
04:24:23
Thank you.
04:24:25
Your whole.
04:24:26
Are you spry?
04:24:28
Let me finish some sandwiches.
04:24:31
She's too old to be spry.
04:24:32
What? What?
04:24:33
Why did he say that? What is going on?
04:24:36
Yeah.
04:24:37
Should I fix you some sandwiches?
04:24:39
Only for sandwiches.
04:24:40
What is it with your 6:00 sandwiches? Okay.
04:24:43
What is something else?
04:24:45
No. What the hell is happening?
04:24:48
What is going on right now?
04:24:51
Okay.
04:24:53
Jesus.
04:24:57
Santa.
04:25:00
What?
04:25:01
I was going to make some sandwiches.
04:25:03
I could make you one before you leave.
04:25:08
I was like, no, I mean, I got shit.
04:25:11
I googled big natural tits, and I didn't get the survival people.
04:25:14
We were talking.
04:25:17
All right, okay, let's make that sandwiches.
04:25:20
Yeah, get that off me.
04:25:20
I gotta go to the mall and talk to somebody.
04:25:22
I'll be back for dinner.
04:25:24
Yeah, that's what I said.
04:25:25
Oh, I put together some chips.
04:25:27
You want,
04:25:30
bunch, how much love you want?
04:25:33
Did you have this queued up or did you just find it?
04:25:35
I just, I don't know, the usual sandwich.
04:25:38
Whatever. Oh, it's bad Santa.
04:25:40
You okay?
04:25:40
Yeah, I remember, yeah.
04:25:43
It's fun not having a memory.
04:25:47
I know you can watch everything again.
04:25:49
Of course. Again?
04:25:50
Yeah.
04:25:51
This important information I have stored in my brain about bad CNN
04:25:54
and the fixing the sandwiches quote the guy.
04:25:56
Right. You're missing out. Yeah,
04:25:59
it was for.
04:26:00
No, but for of 15 seconds, I was like, this is awesome.
04:26:03
What the hell is this? Instead of going, that's me. Yeah, yeah.
04:26:06
Instead of instead of you having space for that information, you have information
04:26:09
on how to build a fucking, you know, whole website.
04:26:12
Whatever the fuck you do.
04:26:13
Yeah. Security.
04:26:15
Yeah. See, I was like, oh, she is.
04:26:17
And would I couldn't find titties and oh, dude, that branch just kicked her ass.
04:26:22
Watch her start.
04:26:23
And that's more or less there you go.
04:26:27
Yeah, it's stuck right in her leg.
04:26:28
Dude, she's in a lot of trouble. Your leg.
04:26:30
When it had nothing, it didn't even go well
04:26:32
because she set it up to show you how to make something to help.
04:26:35
I believe it's they don't get effect.
04:26:38
Okay, I get you.
04:26:39
We could have waited for five years for her
04:26:41
walk around in the woods and happenstance to break her boot. But.
04:26:47
I don't know.
04:26:47
I just didn't see enough.
04:26:49
She just fixed her boot with not enough tits, right, I agree.
04:26:53
All right, I know it doesn't.
04:26:54
Look at too much survival.
04:26:56
Not enough tits laid. Kyra Kinara. Whatever you do.
04:26:59
Oh, I do,
04:27:00
she's got a lot of foot, but her hair's back and their hair's back
04:27:03
like she's okay.
04:27:04
She doesn't even need those kind of boots in that type of environment.
04:27:09
No, I think there's a snake in her.
04:27:11
And even if there's, like, a little leaking in it that I think it'll be fine.
04:27:14
Yeah, probably be fine.
04:27:16
I think I'd rather have her fix me some sandwiches than fix her fucking boot.
04:27:19
I believe her channel is called Distracting Tits.
04:27:23
I didn't, I mean, they were slightly distracting.
04:27:26
She could have done better at that.
04:27:28
No, we I, we were very aware of the lesson learned.
04:27:30
I don't think they were distracting enough.
04:27:32
Yeah.
04:27:37
I can't find any others.
04:27:38
It didn't link to her channel, though, either. That's not right.
04:27:41
Yeah, I'm not just trying to Google that somewhere, but it's not really working.
04:27:45
Know when you start Google and tits at two in the morning, you get some weird.
04:27:48
I don't know why I mentioned the two in the morning, I think.
04:27:50
I think timing matters for your search.
04:27:53
People don't, you know, they know what's your look.
04:27:54
They know what you're looking for at 5 p.m., 12 p.m., 2 a.m.
04:27:58
I don't know, I feel like she's a.
04:28:02
Not what I'm looking for.
04:28:04
That was like a scene from The Office.
04:28:06
One of the guys is like, oh, I know he's gay.
04:28:08
They're like, how do you know he's gay? And they're like,
04:28:09
because he liked my Facebook for photos at four in the morning.
04:28:16
She's a bit younger and she looks younger, but you guys, you're almost 50.
04:28:20
You're worth it.
04:28:22
And one more.
04:28:22
More tattoos or more tattoos
04:28:26
here while you're looking for tits together.
04:28:28
They don't work off together.
04:28:30
I don't, I've never done that.
04:28:32
Have you ever done that?
04:28:32
I've never done no. Why would I ever. Together.
04:28:35
Why would you think that? Something.
04:28:37
I came this close to a threesome
04:28:38
with a man, a friend of mine, a friend of yours through the night.
04:28:42
Hold on.
04:28:43
Because it might be droplets here. He'll say that again.
04:28:45
Oh, wait.
04:28:46
That's it.
04:28:46
No, I'm not going to say it again, but, Okay.
04:28:49
Woman was not a girl.
04:28:51
The woman's father came home in the end, came down in the basement with a shotgun
04:28:55
and ran us off, literally with a shotgun.
04:28:57
Wow. Okay.
04:28:58
And hindsight, 40 years later, you're both like,
04:29:01
oh, thank God that happened. Yep.
04:29:04
Literally.
04:29:05
I don't believe in God.
04:29:06
Or sometimes I do, sometimes I don't.
04:29:07
But that day I did.
04:29:09
Yeah. That you come and go with that.
04:29:11
I didn't get shot and I didn't see this.
04:29:14
Oh my God.
04:29:14
Almost said his name and I didn't see this person's penis.
04:29:18
Yeah. So that's a win win.
04:29:23
I've got it narrowed down.
04:29:32
Oh, great.
04:29:37
She's like moaning, Asmr.
04:29:41
I want to know more about that. Here we go.
04:29:43
That has. Fuck yeah.
04:29:45
Fuck.
04:29:46
Oh, I she just kill the dog?
04:29:49
Yeah.
04:29:52
So wood cutting.
04:29:55
Mila. Mila. Mila.
04:29:56
I don't like when women sit like that with an open skirt.
04:30:00
Camping. It's it can be like that.
04:30:03
Oh that's terrible.
04:30:04
Oh, my God, you suck. Ladies,
04:30:07
but come on.
04:30:09
Yeah. Oh, the so awkward.
04:30:12
I will burn that.
04:30:13
But that one I'm going to put this one piece on.
04:30:15
Now you she's trying to make it to the.
04:30:19
Oh. Oh.
04:30:27
You should watch what you're doing.
04:30:29
Don't look at the camera right there.
04:30:32
What?
04:30:35
I'm sorry. What?
04:30:36
What did you say?
04:30:36
You're either. No, I got to go do something else.
04:30:41
Smart.
04:30:42
You know where I go.
04:30:43
He's black.
04:30:44
Yeah.
04:30:49
No, I like
04:30:50
I got to go whack off right now.
04:30:59
Oh. Oh, okay.
04:31:00
There we go.
04:31:01
Isn't there?
04:31:05
Any terrible.
04:31:09
So someone told we got to shut up?
04:31:11
Yeah, dude, I don't I.
04:31:12
Are you judging her? Really? For her swinging?
04:31:15
You know, good trapping capability.
04:31:18
Yeah, I did it.
04:31:19
Oh, actually, she looks like she could shed some. Yeah.
04:31:22
No, I literally just said those.
04:31:23
After you keep watching those, you just think of.
04:31:26
You know what? She's so soft and round.
04:31:29
Listen, she's soft and round and feminine and all that shit.
04:31:31
But I still am freaked out by looking at her with the big man arms and shit.
04:31:35
I don't. Yeah, but like what? Like filming.
04:31:38
He's, like, basically filming this, like, check out my worth.
04:31:41
You want to fuck my wife, check them out.
04:31:43
No, she looks like she even again.
04:31:46
She's a very feminine woman.
04:31:47
And I don't know why this is my fault, but I'm.
04:31:51
She looks to you, like, so much like a man around her shoulder.
04:31:53
Dude, I'd go to hug her, and I feel like I'm hugging a man.
04:31:57
Same milky.
04:32:00
That is a workout.
04:32:03
Here is her husband's voice.
04:32:05
And, you know, she probably healthy.
04:32:06
It's way to me.
04:32:08
It is a little too healthy.
04:32:10
He's a he's a high talker.
04:32:15
So we lost Gary.
04:32:17
He did. We did.
04:32:19
I have a 31 minute video
04:32:21
about the literally murder of a girl.
04:32:27
Would we watch that?
04:32:28
Take him?
04:32:29
We would split blatantly ugly glam fight Facebook.
04:32:33
Yeah, we do have a Facebook account. Mark Zuckerberg.
04:32:36
I just went to it.
04:32:37
I know what he's saying.
04:32:38
We don't streaming live there.
04:32:40
We can't.
04:32:42
They make us pay for Facebook Premium.
04:32:44
I think that was his point.
04:32:46
Trying to sell us shit.
04:32:47
Maybe he didn't realize that we don't sign up for that.
04:32:49
So even though our content is consorted effort minuscule,
04:32:53
if we bring one person to Facebook, why would I pay you?
04:32:57
It's ridiculous, a good point.
04:32:58
Yeah. You should just let me.
04:33:00
Just let me. Yeah.
04:33:01
Or even pay me if I,
04:33:03
you know, figure out an algorithm about viewers or ads or something.
04:33:07
Rumble
04:33:08
algorithm.
04:33:11
I think we're at this other rumble keeps pretending to give us money,
04:33:14
but they won't let us pull it out.
04:33:18
Oh, that looks very old.
04:33:19
Oh, that is the Babette, though.
04:33:22
That's old boob shopping.
04:33:24
Got this bitch.
04:33:27
Oh my lord.
04:33:28
Nice.
04:33:28
So, yeah, this is where I used to be. Max.
04:33:34
This year, when it got really cut.
04:33:38
So that's just that.
04:33:39
Nobody cared.
04:33:40
They're like, dude, just keep on going.
04:33:43
Yeah. Now you look wonderful.
04:33:45
These women feel like they have something to prove.
04:33:46
When there's nothing they have to do, they go, fuck you guys over.
04:33:50
Appreciate it regardless. That's not it either.
04:33:52
But I still think my men one at a time.
04:33:55
It's less cottage cheese just up.
04:33:58
Every porno movie started in 1960.
04:34:03
Use it on her.
04:34:05
Even with this music.
04:34:06
Oh, you'll be wearing that bikini like a bow tie.
04:34:09
Same. Got a kindling, baby.
04:34:12
Now that body.
04:34:14
Throw it.
04:34:16
Oh, no! Hit the ground!
04:34:17
What the fuck is that from?
04:34:22
Common log Cabin, 1967.
04:34:25
Weird. They are smoke detector.
04:34:28
No, that's.
04:34:29
See Earth. No.
04:34:34
Exploitation film.
04:34:35
What is the exploitation film?
04:34:38
It exploits people.
04:34:40
It exploits on up.
04:34:44
Who's this fucking creep?
04:34:45
Kaylee and her boobs.
04:34:46
Room.
04:34:49
She's like, She did it.
04:34:51
Oh, hello.
04:34:52
Your fingers laying next to that piece of wood.
04:34:55
You. Seems like they own a fucker.
04:34:57
Whoever these kids are, they want to fuck her.
04:35:02
Little kid, he says raw.
04:35:03
Who's this fucking who?
04:35:04
These weirdos.
04:35:08
Katie cutting right?
04:35:09
Their boobs.
04:35:11
Kaylee's boobs.
04:35:14
Oh, this is perfect.
04:35:15
Here we go.
04:35:16
This is perfect in one shot.
04:35:19
Here we go.
04:35:28
She's pissed.
04:35:29
We're gonna get this in one shot.
04:35:32
Here we go.
04:35:34
It's on a loop.
04:35:35
Oh, wait. Did she get it? I missed it.
04:35:38
No, she didn't.
04:35:41
She was pissed, but she showed us that she didn't.
04:35:44
Even though she wanted to fuck.
04:35:48
That.
04:35:49
So she hits in the right spot.
04:35:51
I don't know, because it's a facing away from her.
04:35:54
Oh, like nailing it right down this, It wasn't that perfect.
04:35:58
We're going to get sued. Unnecessary.
04:36:01
We could have taught.
04:36:01
We could have shown where she hit it.
04:36:04
That's pretty wicked.
04:36:05
But I want to know how to dry the wood. Is.
04:36:07
How dry is the wood already?
04:36:08
All right, back.
04:36:11
We need more titties.
04:36:13
What is that?
04:36:14
These, it's covered up in one shot.
04:36:18
That's a shame.
04:36:19
Fail.
04:36:21
What's the topic?
04:36:22
Next week,
04:36:24
Jared versus for I wrap it up.
04:36:26
Oh. Is it? Here we go.
04:36:27
When is it? President's day.
04:36:29
And let's get to it.
04:36:30
I'm going to see how many times it takes for each to get through in okay.
04:36:35
Ranting about the presidents would be topical takes.
04:36:38
And then if it's president other half we'll do the story.
04:36:40
Anyways.
04:36:41
Here we go. Let's see which one does.
04:36:44
Or we could do President Day.
04:36:48
All right February 17th.
04:36:50
Yep. Okay.
04:36:52
In the present we have this.
04:36:53
But let's see how the short does.
04:36:56
Let's see how the sword does.
04:36:58
Got it was already already chopped with the ax though.
04:37:01
Oh I can go through all these.
04:37:03
Oh man I forgot.
04:37:04
Okay. Really. Cut.
04:37:05
I have this one here. Dude.
04:37:08
All right, we're good.
04:37:10
Is that it? That sounds familiar, right?
04:37:12
You know what? I think so.
04:37:14
And this one, it will kill Jamie.
04:37:17
It will kill.
04:37:18
It'll kill her.
04:37:19
Watching myself on TV does this thing okay?
04:37:23
Oh, guys. People wearing what you don't.
04:37:25
I feel like crap.
04:37:26
They let that go through.
04:37:28
Well, I feel like it doesn't work in there.
04:37:31
This bitch is weird.
04:37:33
Making it more difficult by making us lose loot boxes.
04:37:36
Thanks a lot.
04:37:38
Yeah.
04:37:40
There we go. There you go.
04:37:41
To see more sword.
04:37:42
It's about eight cubic inches.
04:37:43
So it's from one rule.
04:37:45
If I do a third, another,
04:37:48
I may only end up with about three pieces.
04:37:53
Oh, and the logic on that doesn't work
04:37:56
on that on first.
04:37:56
I'm sure that's right for the right thing.
04:38:00
I'm not a mathematician.
04:38:03
Next up is to kill test.
04:38:05
That, sir, is a killer. It's a killer.
04:38:07
It will kill. It will kill.
04:38:10
It will kill, Jamie.
04:38:12
It will kill. It'll kill.
04:38:15
It didn't even cut. It was a little.
04:38:17
That kind of kill.
04:38:17
If it can't cut, I guess you could bludgeon. You could.
04:38:20
You could bludgeon somebody to death. Yeah.
04:38:23
You know, always, like, slice it through them.
04:38:26
I'm interested in the swords.
04:38:28
The ax is not so much anymore.
04:38:32
Forged in fire.
04:38:35
All right, I'm going to wrap it up.
04:38:36
You got anything else?
04:38:37
You got no next week's topic.
04:38:39
That spit, that wraps with that flow. Go.
04:38:46
I think Edward said the dodges can get traded.
04:38:48
Anyone can get traded.
04:38:50
And yeah, I do think we'll probably hear a lot of different rumors and reports.
04:38:54
But, well, we'll deliver PMS the facts when they happen.
04:38:58
And what is your Twitter account
04:39:02
that, I got to go.
04:39:05
I got to go, guys. Oh.
04:39:11
We're having
04:39:13
these down on Twitter.
04:39:17
As above.
04:39:17
So below. Is.