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00:00:00 You ever had a dream that you were?
00:00:03 You want that you and you had you.
00:00:06 You would, you could.
00:00:08 You do feel it.
00:00:09 You want you you could do so you you do you
00:00:13 you had you you could you you want, you want you you could do.
00:00:18 So you that you, you had
00:00:21 you you could you do you
00:00:24 you do you would you want you can you you want you
00:00:29 you do you feel what you
00:00:31 what you you you you could do seem to do you so much.
00:00:36 You could do anything.
00:01:09 Really.
00:01:16 And then.
00:01:31 The time is now 10:01 p.m..
00:01:35 Two. You.
00:01:35 The last time you showed someone kindness.
00:01:37 Hi, I'm Gary, and welcome to Fladge Rants Live.
00:01:43 Since it's international, be trying today
00:01:46 we're, covering kind, and,
00:01:51 instead of throwing you, a curveball
00:01:54 and covering something completely different.
00:01:58 I, as anticipated,
00:02:01 I'm going to get on my high horse and preach kindness,
00:02:06 not talk about kind buds,
00:02:09 you know, dulls your or, the
00:02:14 the creation myth that we're familiar with and all the creatures being created
00:02:19 in their kind, which is a meaningless,
00:02:22 unscientific, unscientific drivel,
00:02:25 but showing kindness.
00:02:30 The golden rule
00:02:32 do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
00:02:37 Although it is, a common thread throughout.
00:02:40 See one one of the things that the Mormon religion has in common with the Muslim
00:02:46 religion as, as opposed as as well as Hindi
00:02:51 and Buddhism, in addition
00:02:54 to having some very crazy ideas throughout all of those,
00:02:59 there is a consistent thread through all of them
00:03:03 is to
00:03:03 show compassion and kindness, treat people with loving kindness,
00:03:08 and I think these are words to live by.
00:03:13 Of course,
00:03:15 I'm cherry picking the things that I like,
00:03:18 from those and discarding the crazy foolish nonsense.
00:03:23 I think most people do that with their beliefs,
00:03:28 but if it doesn't.
00:03:31 Match what you think is right,
00:03:34 you kind of disregard it and go with the stuff that makes sense.
00:03:38 And I think we all cherry pick and it's about time to be honest.
00:03:42 Now that that brings me to my next topic,
00:03:46 which is the odd way I show kindness.
00:03:51 I don't mind looking like the bad guy and telling you bad news.
00:03:55 I've said for a long time I would rather embrace a cold,
00:03:59 uncomfortable truth than snuggle up to a nice warm, soft fuzzy lie.
00:04:06 And during my
00:04:08 The Rican the deconstruction of my faith,
00:04:11 I found myself in a place that was stable and
00:04:17 and I was I was in a fellowship
00:04:20 with like minded people.
00:04:22 And, I was in the warm embrace of a community
00:04:27 that, showed loving kindness.
00:04:30 And when I turned my back on
00:04:35 the supernatural aspect of it,
00:04:37 I realized I was losing the community and the the fellowship
00:04:43 and the struck shore and falling
00:04:47 into an abyss of nihilism.
00:04:50 So as I weeded out into this mire that seemed like quicksand
00:04:57 of hopelessness,
00:04:59 it was painful and it was unpleasant.
00:05:03 It was almost unbearable.
00:05:07 And I don't wish it on anybody.
00:05:12 Except.
00:05:15 There is
00:05:18 another side.
00:05:20 The mire ends, and there is solid ground on the other side.
00:05:25 I now have good reasons to show kindness
00:05:30 instead of nonsense and drivel.
00:05:35 But I was,
00:05:37 Well, we'll do get the Bible study out of the way early.
00:05:40 The, I was under the biblical flood myth
00:05:46 last week, and, we'll stick with that for just a little bit more.
00:05:50 In Sumerian, Noah is called, Xiu straw.
00:05:54 And, and the Epic of Gilgamesh,
00:05:59 depending on the translation you get, it's, you know, pushed him or,
00:06:03 you know, pushed, other monster taming older myths.
00:06:07 The flood, this heaven named after horses
00:06:11 and then the, the, the priests, the Babylonian priests.
00:06:17 Burroughs's called him this sulfurous, which kind of
00:06:22 sounds like the through straw, which is the prophet of,
00:06:28 who remains the,
00:06:30 Zoroastrianism, the original monotheistic religion.
00:06:35 But, the reason I'm pointing this out is
00:06:40 there has to be a reason for this flood story.
00:06:43 Or, we know
00:06:46 archeologists can tell us safely that there was no
00:06:50 global flood.
00:06:52 But with so many flood myths floating around and so many different names,
00:06:56 I know I tried to explain why the different names were.
00:06:59 We're going on with all these stories, but, these are all parts of Mr.
00:07:04 Tamia. This is, Babylonian.
00:07:07 That was, the Babylon was the East part.
00:07:11 The, the west part was the, Sumerian part.
00:07:16 And then like, the whole thing was Mesopotamia.
00:07:18 So we I'm counting five names in the same area for the same person.
00:07:24 But as I explained last week, the Tower of Babel.
00:07:28 No one corrected me on that, but, we.
00:07:31 But because we say Babel,
00:07:34 this, punishment to,
00:07:39 Nimrod for straying away from God
00:07:44 and, and then that explains also the various names
00:07:49 for the one and only true God and the,
00:07:53 Sumerian, Sanskrit,
00:07:58 the original cuneiform that is, the original,
00:08:02 l was, on or on who?
00:08:05 He was the father of an will. Who is the father of Marduk?
00:08:08 Marduk was the patron god of Babylon.
00:08:13 So, a better explanation for how these
00:08:20 different names got in place
00:08:22 is look at how long they lived.
00:08:26 Thousands of years.
00:08:27 We live hundreds of years.
00:08:29 If if the English language
00:08:32 changes every couple hundred years, where it's unrecognizable
00:08:37 after just a few centuries, well,
00:08:40 then it makes a whole lot of sense that these people get different names.
00:08:43 After thousands of years.
00:08:45 Also, different people speaking different languages
00:08:47 give the same people different names.
00:08:52 I think it's important to point out in the creation
00:08:56 myth of the Enuma Elish, where,
00:09:00 where Enlil and Marduk come from.
00:09:04 Enki and little brother, sort of on
00:09:08 created mankind out of clay.
00:09:11 Sounds a lot like the creation myth.
00:09:14 But what, from Genesis.
00:09:17 But what?
00:09:20 What I think is a more important
00:09:22 take away from the the Bible is the competing
00:09:28 atonement.
00:09:30 Diagnostics, the
00:09:35 the competing,
00:09:37 themes to how to reach atonement,
00:09:41 how the prophets were split on it.
00:09:44 Half said, animal sacrifice, which was clearly
00:09:48 and very obviously taken from pagan religions
00:09:51 where they would regularly sacrifice animals,
00:09:54 and simply because it was more humane than the previous,
00:09:57 practice of sacrificing humans.
00:10:01 So, and so
00:10:03 interlaced throughout the entire Holy Bible
00:10:06 is this toggling dichotomy between
00:10:12 atonement through,
00:10:15 simple, worship and,
00:10:20 and truly,
00:10:24 you know, owning up to your own mistakes
00:10:28 and promising, to, to live right from then on.
00:10:32 And that's how you gain atonement and, you know, forgiveness.
00:10:37 Then Jesus came along with the same message.
00:10:41 No animal sacrifice.
00:10:42 That is not the will you God never told us to do that.
00:10:47 And then Paul came along,
00:10:50 flip that script completely and said,
00:10:53 the ultimate sacrifice is Jesus, even though that was never Jesus message.
00:10:58 Jesus was from these scenes.
00:11:00 So the Nazarene, first century,
00:11:05 Jews were
00:11:09 and from from Nazareth were the Assyrians,
00:11:13 that we call them, they called themselves
00:11:16 the, view name and believe it,
00:11:20 every name, anyway, we call them the Assyrians,
00:11:23 and they were the ones that said animal sacrifices out.
00:11:27 And John the Baptist came from there.
00:11:29 And their way of atonement was through baptism.
00:11:32 And that is exactly what Jesus taught.
00:11:36 Then Paul came along, applied his the Jesus story
00:11:40 to the old animal sacrifice myth,
00:11:45 that came from
00:11:45 pagan practices and applied that.
00:11:49 And so we've still got this combating atonement issue.
00:11:53 Now, Jesus Christ had have had Shula
00:11:58 would actually probably more,
00:12:00 translate to today's name.
00:12:04 Joshua, not Jesus, but Joshua.
00:12:08 And Christ just means anointed or anointed one.
00:12:12 And the way they anointed people back in the day was they doused them in oil.
00:12:17 So if I say oily, Josh,
00:12:20 you know, I'm talking about Jesus Christ.
00:12:23 So, the other thing
00:12:26 I wanted to talk about is the as I'm
00:12:30 speaking to my opening monologue for the show,
00:12:35 it draws to mind the internal monologue that I have going on inside my head.
00:12:40 And I like to make little jokes.
00:12:41 If you're, if you're picturing it, dancing monkey in your head.
00:12:45 Are you the dancing monkey, or are you the observer of the dancing monkey?
00:12:49 Well, this actually has a valid reason
00:12:52 that I'm asking this, because
00:12:55 your thoughts,
00:12:57 every waking moment of every day, you're thinking.
00:13:01 And, And I think the thing that separates us from animals
00:13:06 is we think in English or whatever the your primary languages.
00:13:10 And so we're using language.
00:13:12 So there's an extra layer of, of translation going on in your brain.
00:13:16 That's why monkeys test, faster
00:13:19 at memorize the pattern game
00:13:22 than humans do because we process it and we've got this complicated model
00:13:27 in our head of reality, and their access to their model is,
00:13:33 a little more rapid because it's less complex.
00:13:38 But if you ever,
00:13:42 it's come to my attention
00:13:44 that my internal monologue is not as such.
00:13:48 It's a dialog.
00:13:50 And I'll even ask, why do I think that?
00:13:53 And then there's an answer.
00:13:55 So it's a it's a dialog inside my head
00:13:59 with my, the one asking, am I the one answering,
00:14:02 or am I simply an observer of my thoughts?
00:14:07 Just wondering.
00:14:08 Well, the clip Brady.
00:14:12 Jujitsu.
00:14:13 I don't know the one that gets you how many down
00:14:18 at the party plant knows how long we're here around.
00:14:21 Certified lover boy, certified pedophile.
00:14:25 Fuck. I'm
00:14:27 up top.
00:14:28 I'm. I do myself like a bed change.
00:14:30 A tire drives like a car.
00:14:32 And it's probably a minor.
00:14:36 Minor
00:14:38 game of minor to a minor.
00:14:45 And you heard minor.
00:14:49 Minor.
00:14:53 AA minor.
00:14:54 Minor.
00:14:56 Okay, so the, Saturday
00:14:58 Night Live, they had their 50th anniversary.
00:15:01 That was pretty cool.
00:15:03 In celebration, I made this cool little nice
00:15:08 met nice.
00:15:10 Pretty cool. Right?
00:15:12 Shaped like a cool knife.
00:15:13 It's got four little holes here.
00:15:16 It's all stabby and curvy.
00:15:18 I also, got a lot closer to finishing this one off,
00:15:21 making it more difficult by making us lose little boxes.
00:15:25 Thanks a lot. Yeah.
00:15:28 There you go.
00:15:29 There you go. I can bleep that out.
00:15:31 And then the other the other one I was working on is history.
00:15:35 It really does look like a fish.
00:15:38 And super stabby.
00:15:43 But I think, you know, you Jamie, it will kill.
00:15:46 It'll, So the message, look,
00:15:51 love your neighbor as yourself.
00:15:53 The golden rule says, do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
00:15:58 You can even improve on that.
00:15:59 That's one of the best messages throughout all of religion.
00:16:02 And you can still make it better simply by changing.
00:16:05 I've heard different changes to it, but I think the best ones
00:16:09 probably do unto others as they would have you do unto them.
00:16:15 It's just it's a, thank you, thank you.
00:16:19 That's why I wear the lab coat.
00:16:22 But I think I'm going to change into my heated coat
00:16:24 because I'm dealing with single digit degrees out here.
00:16:29 It's really nice.
00:16:34 But,
00:16:35 guys, have you been kind to people today?
00:16:39 I mean, it is Kindness Day.
00:16:47 My. Okay.
00:16:48 My, my social experiment for this is.
00:16:52 Imagine. Okay.
00:16:54 There are, streams of thought.
00:16:56 Let's say all of consciousness unites in the end or in the universe.
00:17:01 And we are all part of one collective consciousness.
00:17:04 So from that perspective, no matter who you're talking to,
00:17:09 you can flip it and from their direction,
00:17:12 look yourself in the face
00:17:15 and imagine the worst thing you've ever said to
00:17:18 anybody, or the worst you've ever treated anybody.
00:17:21 And flip it and you're doing it to yourself.
00:17:26 If this this, conscious
00:17:30 amalgamation is going on, this,
00:17:33 this giant collective is true,
00:17:36 then that is a fact.
00:17:39 And it's kind of creepy to think the worst thing
00:17:42 you've ever done to anybody, you actually did directly to yourself.
00:17:47 I don't think you'd do
00:17:48 that if you were thinking that way.
00:17:51 Just just a thought. Just put it out there.
00:17:53 I mean, if only the 10% of the people that are
00:17:58 the kindest 10% of the population,
00:18:01 or simply 10% kinder,
00:18:05 the entire world would be a better place to live.
00:18:08 Okay, so we're talking about right now, we just wanted to see if Cody was working
00:18:11 and he's actually out here shoveling snow.
00:18:13 So we're going to go ahead and talk to him right now.
00:18:15 He doesn't know what's going to happen.
00:18:16 We're going to give him a thousand fold on a $0.64.
00:18:23 What's up man.
00:18:25 How's it going.
00:18:26 Good to see you man. How you been I don't know if you remember.
00:18:28 It was like about a week ago or a week and a half ago or so.
00:18:30 A lady came through the drive through and she was short $0.64.
00:18:35 Do you remember that? Yeah.
00:18:36 I can't go into all the details on
00:18:38 what kind of day she was having, but she was having a horrible week.
00:18:41 And that $0.64 you gave her like made her day, made her week.
00:18:46 She went home crying, crying to her husband.
00:18:49 And so we put a little video out there
00:18:51 just to kind of let everybody know what you did.
00:18:53 And so we might have present something to you.
00:18:55 We had 1,000% given back to you.
00:18:58 So this is from the community.
00:19:00 This is a thousand fold for your $0.64.
00:19:03 So yeah, I just want to let you know that was an excellent thing that you did.
00:19:07 And we need more people like you.
00:19:09 That is so cool. You bet.
00:19:11 So I really appreciate that. I appreciate you, man.
00:19:13 I remember having you in middle school and stuff, and I've just, you know,
00:19:17 we all make decisions in our life and sometimes we make bad decisions.
00:19:21 But you're kind of rising above everything
00:19:23 and doing what you're supposed to be doing.
00:19:25 So yeah, we appreciate you I appreciate that.
00:19:27 Thank you guys. Yeah.
00:19:28 You guys doing all this stuff right. All right.
00:19:30 Good to see you Cody I appreciate you making.
00:19:32 All right.
00:19:32 You guys have good. You too. Why don't we call you Cody?
00:19:35 That's the kid.
00:19:38 Why is he so negative?
00:19:39 He's trying to be virtuous,
00:19:42 right?
00:19:42 Yeah, that's the big trick.
00:19:45 Trick number one.
00:19:46 Do, an act of kindness.
00:19:49 And if you can pull it off to it
00:19:52 anonymously.
00:19:55 Oh, we've got a game to play, don't we?
00:19:59 Look at where draw is.
00:20:02 I mean, where in the.
00:20:03 Where is George, George or Deirdre?
00:20:06 All these people, you know,
00:20:10 where in the world is draw. Me?
00:20:16 I was very
00:20:18 bad who I.
00:20:20 Oh, well, she sneaks around the world from the Carolinas.
00:20:25 Bad Mickey finger torture from them.
00:20:27 And I'm probably take you for a ride on a number six China.
00:20:33 To be fair, in the world is a Dr.
00:20:37 Drew yo general
00:20:40 Robert,
00:20:42 I don't know.
00:20:43 Okay, that was
00:20:46 that's a crazy mall or a airport.
00:20:50 You stood there airport or space museum?
00:20:54 Columbus, Ohio. No.
00:21:00 You're on my plane. Was.
00:21:03 It's a sports bar.
00:21:04 You were talking about playing games.
00:21:06 I mean, I love games.
00:21:09 Oh, you're it, you know, about playing games.
00:21:12 Oh, you're.
00:21:14 Yeah.
00:21:14 Oh, you're.
00:21:17 It was David was was.
00:21:18 Yeah. It was was.
00:21:21 Oh that is a casino.
00:21:24 No it's in Boston.
00:21:25 They just up their game.
00:21:26 No they did not you know.
00:21:28 Yeah. It
00:21:30 is it
00:21:32 weird.
00:21:33 Hey, drew, you and I went to casino.
00:21:35 That was fun.
00:21:37 We played the, the the line ride.
00:21:42 Excuse me? I.
00:21:45 Motherfukers on my way.
00:21:48 Oh, this is fun.
00:21:50 Is there?
00:21:51 Okay, so there is a casino in your hotel.
00:21:54 You're in Vegas?
00:21:57 No, I think I think Brady already.
00:22:01 Guess. Cleveland,
00:22:04 I think, yeah.
00:22:05 And he's one of. Oh, okay.
00:22:08 He always gets. It's Cleveland.
00:22:09 He's always right.
00:22:11 So it's really annoying.
00:22:12 The beer that I got, I almost didn't tip the bets, but I felt like being kind.
00:22:16 But not because I had to be, just because I was forced to be.
00:22:23 So I ask you for the beer, right?
00:22:26 Yeah.
00:22:27 She goes over,
00:22:30 gets the glass, and then starts having a conversation with her coworker.
00:22:33 And then all of a sudden, this guy who's, at the bar starts
00:22:36 pointing at this TV, asking if it's like, if what's on it is live.
00:22:40 And it's like, well,
00:22:41 you can just look it up on your fucking phone, it's in your hand.
00:22:43 Or just look, wait, I don't know.
00:22:46 And so he interrupts them and then she ends up having a conversation.
00:22:48 Oh, while she's holding my fucking glass.
00:22:50 And then finally she goes and gets the fucking beer.
00:22:53 Then she goes back to the conversation with my beer in her hand,
00:22:56 having a conversation with those people again, with my fucking beer in her hand
00:22:59 the entire time.
00:23:01 And I must have waited an extra.
00:23:03 But the end of the world like 30s 45 seconds.
00:23:05 Like it's not that long. But when you
00:23:08 three feet away from getting your beer, I don't know.
00:23:11 Yeah.
00:23:13 Atlantic City.
00:23:17 Yeah. Great.
00:23:20 Way five we go.
00:23:22 Here we go.
00:23:24 Yeah,
00:23:26 I know this was going to be a long game
00:23:27 because I'm not letting this go, so I gotta make it back to my hotel room.
00:23:30 I was going to play some roulette, but that's the game of pool.
00:23:33 Crowded.
00:23:34 But my numbers didn't look like, I don't feel like fucking winning tonight.
00:23:38 Leaving us yet.
00:23:40 Okay, so the monologue, the monologue you.
00:23:44 Yeah.
00:23:44 I've got an internal dialog, dictating my model
00:23:49 while I was going short today.
00:23:51 I'm gonna I'm going to go back to the room, but there is
00:23:54 a percentage of people that I've heard that do not have an inner monologue.
00:23:58 Have you heard that?
00:24:00 Yeah.
00:24:01 I think they call them now.
00:24:02 You know what that means, though.
00:24:04 I don't know what that means, though.
00:24:05 They just don't have any internal thoughts.
00:24:07 Like, I'm always up there. I'm always about that.
00:24:10 Right?
00:24:11 I know,
00:24:11 I like, once you start talking about it or examining right now, what we're doing
00:24:16 is thinking about our thoughts, which is a weird concept altogether.
00:24:20 Right?
00:24:20 But, something that doesn't exist is being thought about, which doesn't exist.
00:24:26 Shouldn't exist. Right.
00:24:28 Well, meditation, I am told, is is a way to transcend
00:24:34 or to transform or something.
00:24:38 Or come to grips with your internal dialog or,
00:24:41 and or monologue and, I just can't sit there and clear my mind.
00:24:46 I can't even get to step one,
00:24:49 like I.
00:24:50 Meditation doesn't work for me, or I haven't tried hard enough,
00:24:54 or there's I'm missing something, but, it could help.
00:24:59 I don't know if it's like, what are you looking to achieve with this meditation?
00:25:04 Are you looking to do, like,
00:25:05 the out of body experience, or are you just looking for a calmness?
00:25:08 Because, I mean, I'm talking I think talking to yourself
00:25:11 and waiting things out with yourself in your head is a meditation.
00:25:15 It's a yeah, it's not like remote viewing.
00:25:18 It's not like anything like that.
00:25:19 But it definitely is something,
00:25:22 I think that transcends more than just, I don't know, regular everyday thought.
00:25:27 I, I feel like, I don't even know what I'm saying, but,
00:25:33 Yeah.
00:25:34 So drugs, you just don't outright monologue, right?
00:25:37 Even knowing I'm terrified of words from myself.
00:25:42 How do you feel from yourself?
00:25:48 It just seems odd.
00:25:50 It does.
00:25:51 Consciousness is the, thing.
00:25:52 I could try to reflect back on
00:25:54 that Joe Rogan that got older, Logan, and actually understand understanding what
00:25:57 he really means by, like, the whole consciousness.
00:26:01 And all you're talking about is the collective consciousness,
00:26:03 even just, Yeah.
00:26:04 You know, plants having that, having some type of purpose,
00:26:08 it's like, oh, they were, are, they are, is there a seed?
00:26:10 And then they grow and somehow they have those watching, some shit on,
00:26:16 I forget, planet Earth or something.
00:26:18 And they were killing plants and, fast motion,
00:26:22 whatever the time lapse, it was just incredible.
00:26:25 Like the knowledge that's there and the automatic just response.
00:26:31 Yeah.
00:26:31 I don't know what you would call it, but, the fact that they're able to learn
00:26:36 and grow and go to specific areas or, and even communicate very weird.
00:26:41 Yeah.
00:26:42 That is, that makes them.
00:26:43 And then the giant fungus, that two
00:26:46 200 acre fungus in the Pacific Northwest, that if you examine it,
00:26:51 it looks like a neural network, like the smartest creature
00:26:54 on planet Earth, might be the oldest creature on planet Earth.
00:26:57 And in years in the American Pacific Northwest.
00:27:04 So, I mean, when it comes to any life form,
00:27:06 do you think, oh, here's the Dave and Busters area.
00:27:08 They've got actual David Busters.
00:27:10 They do have a a midway, right.
00:27:14 Midway.
00:27:16 Yeah, I know it's called,
00:27:19 that's what it used to be called.
00:27:21 Okay.
00:27:21 Arcade, which is named after, the original fantasy utopia called Arcadia.
00:27:29 Right? Yeah.
00:27:31 This is so good.
00:27:33 I call for your model.
00:27:35 Maya, you said the Maya of hopelessness.
00:27:38 Maya.
00:27:38 Yeah. Like, Kwanzaa.
00:27:40 Like I see you go there and there's nothing on the shelves or.
00:27:42 What is this called it again? Yes.
00:27:46 Yeah, yeah, it's a secret admirer.
00:27:50 There's a secret admirer at your Maya.
00:27:53 Oh, yeah? Yeah.
00:27:55 No, a lot of people suggest
00:27:58 nihilism kicks in as soon as you realize that there's no God, but,
00:28:03 And that is partially true.
00:28:06 There is there there is solid ground on the other side of that,
00:28:12 that, the hopeless point
00:28:14 saying that is nihilism.
00:28:18 An undeniable pedophile.
00:28:19 It's okay.
00:28:21 Bring you be here in 200 and all of this.
00:28:24 Had I stayed at this table, I would one of my numbers go ahead.
00:28:27 If I was playing it. Oh, dagnabbit.
00:28:31 That's all right.
00:28:31 Because I would also been playing heavy red and black.
00:28:34 He's coming up. And you know me. I don't like what?
00:28:38 It's on the border.
00:28:39 If it's on the border, I don't like it, I like it,
00:28:43 even though every single draw is, every draws its own draw.
00:28:46 I play sequences because guess what?
00:28:48 Where we live in a universal sequence.
00:28:53 No, no independent action is allowed.
00:28:57 Yeah,
00:28:58 yeah.
00:28:59 You know,
00:29:01 no, no, no, I was angry.
00:29:04 I was just I was just trying to pull more out of you, so.
00:29:09 Well, I'm.
00:29:09 Your people are. No.
00:29:09 No real talk, jackass to people.
00:29:12 Even though.
00:29:12 Hey, we're doing it. Stupid server. Yeah,
00:29:16 we're right.
00:29:17 I'm going in front of them.
00:29:20 Yeah.
00:29:21 Yeah, because they're really important.
00:29:23 You'll see those people lines in the rest of your life
00:29:26 where the same ones are sitting here.
00:29:27 Like, name those.
00:29:29 No, I'm trying to look for clues behind you
00:29:31 as to where you are because, like, I guess they're after the famous one.
00:29:35 They're going to see it unless, you know.
00:29:38 Right. The area, that specific house.
00:29:42 Right.
00:29:43 So I'm assuming it's a, it's just the Native
00:29:46 American.
00:29:49 Are, you know, there was no
00:29:54 regular old Native
00:29:55 American effigy at the airport, I think.
00:29:58 Brady, do we get flagged with the Katy Perry in the background?
00:30:00 I hope no, you can't you can't figure out
00:30:05 I, I, I thought it was the interpreter.
00:30:09 No. We're in Carpenter.
00:30:10 Did you say Sabrina Carpenter? I did.
00:30:14 Should I play that already?
00:30:15 Yeah. Oh.
00:30:16 You're back.
00:30:17 That's another thing really quick.
00:30:18 I just, I just feel like that's Saturday, like, last ditch
00:30:22 effort to try to stay relevant and do something for the fans,
00:30:25 because I feel like that they've just having a great day
00:30:29 while the day the trout the 20th or whatever, the day he got inaugurated,
00:30:32 they flipped a switch and started making fun of everyone instead of just one side.
00:30:36 It was, oh yeah, you know, it was like.
00:30:41 Yeah, there's I hate
00:30:42 I hate SNL backstabbing jokes, feeling just.
00:30:46 Yeah,
00:30:47 but it's it was it's actually been pretty funny the last month.
00:30:51 Really.
00:30:53 You actually watch it?
00:30:55 I just thought it was. That's why.
00:30:57 Why bother watching a show? We. I can just wait a little bit later.
00:31:00 And the clips in the highlights, not the show, of course.
00:31:02 Please watch this entire show.
00:31:04 Yes, but you watch the clips and there are some comments.
00:31:07 Yeah.
00:31:09 I've been watching the clip but I also watch the show like
00:31:13 I think I watched Leslie's show twice.
00:31:17 I don't know why I liked it.
00:31:19 We haven't had 7000 views since Sonder.
00:31:23 Oh yeah. Have you figured out.
00:31:25 Hey Brady, have you figured out where draws yet?
00:31:28 Oh, no.
00:31:29 Sorry I missed the whole thing because my audio cable.
00:31:32 Well, he's in a
00:31:34 pretty big city.
00:31:36 I don't know exactly.
00:31:37 It's a casino hotel that he's staying at.
00:31:40 The ceilings?
00:31:41 Yeah, the ceilings are badass of my little.
00:31:43 I see that shit.
00:31:45 Yeah. I'm going to get another beer.
00:31:46 So you're at a Chucky Cheese?
00:31:49 Yeah.
00:31:49 There was a little midway in there.
00:31:52 Yeah, a little midway
00:31:54 lounge. I see the lounge.
00:31:56 You're at the atrium and I see a sign.
00:31:58 You want to take me long?
00:31:59 I can turn around. I just don't want to look like
00:32:01 that asshole who's, like, filming everybody tonight.
00:32:04 Wait.
00:32:05 You know, fucking hate those people.
00:32:08 It's like, what are you filming?
00:32:08 But little, I don't know, maybe if you have, you know,
00:32:13 worse. No.
00:32:13 Better. Safer. More. Good. That's what I hated.
00:32:15 I want to see. Oh, yeah.
00:32:16 So I will go out. Do. There's just.
00:32:18 It's just three straight three wires.
00:32:20 She's going to make you chipper again.
00:32:22 You flex a bunch or just stay staggered.
00:32:25 Hasn't moved.
00:32:26 It's weird.
00:32:27 Well, I mean, shoddy cable, I guess maybe a splice.
00:32:31 There's a splice in the center of it that you were unaware of.
00:32:35 Is that part of some of this yet? Idea?
00:32:36 What am I?
00:32:37 So we've got cabling that, you know, could even put a splice in.
00:32:41 Sometimes the splice goes to shit.
00:32:44 I mean, technically professional isn't.
00:32:46 The definition of professional means you get paid for something.
00:32:48 So this cable wasn't free.
00:32:49 It's a professional, low noise white cable.
00:32:52 Oh, okay.
00:32:54 Who's the professional who goes to a as opposed to a high noise?
00:32:57 My cable. No. As opposed to amateur
00:33:01 cable.
00:33:02 This one's got high noise. Can I get the high noise one.
00:33:04 Yeah, please.
00:33:06 Where's the dress?
00:33:10 Okay, man.
00:33:11 Oh. What did your brother say?
00:33:13 You guys should rename this segment. Start calling it.
00:33:15 Who in the world cares where drawer is your.
00:33:18 Yeah,
00:33:20 the TSA here.
00:33:21 I'm not. Does.
00:33:22 I didn't once ask. That's all I got to say.
00:33:25 Oh that's not my limit area. That's why I got stuck in there.
00:33:27 So I could be a dick and say we could play.
00:33:30 Where in the world is Ryan?
00:33:31 But you're always in the same place on Monday at 10:00, so let's not.
00:33:34 Yeah, yeah, I know, I'm sorry.
00:33:37 Sorry.
00:33:38 I'm in a casino on a Monday night.
00:33:41 Yeah, that's kind of cool.
00:33:42 Yeah, but see, now that's.
00:33:43 I'd rather be at a casino on Monday night than in my basement,
00:33:46 but that kind of sounds like strip club in the daytime.
00:33:48 Is what I just heard Monday night, right?
00:33:51 Yeah.
00:33:51 No, it's not that exciting to be on this level
00:33:53 playing slots on these days with this kind of people.
00:33:55 People that are there are either hung over,
00:33:58 stuck over, or seriously committed to their to their craft.
00:34:03 They can be in town for, I don't know, maybe some skiing.
00:34:07 I don't know.
00:34:08 Oh, Colorado
00:34:11 go here in Denver?
00:34:13 Nope.
00:34:14 You know what? You can ski right now.
00:34:16 You could probably ski on 48 of the fucking 50 states, so.
00:34:19 That's right. Exactly.
00:34:21 Yeah. So much for joining us.
00:34:23 Wait a minute. Does he was.
00:34:26 Ooh, yeah.
00:34:29 Let's see.
00:34:29 Was the other place a gamble besides, Las Vegas, the East coast, Vegas.
00:34:33 What's that place called?
00:34:34 Apparently Atlantic City.
00:34:36 Are you there? Are you there? Already guessed that?
00:34:38 You're already guessed wrong.
00:34:39 Sorry I wasn't here. Can you cut me off?
00:34:41 Can you cut me some slack instead of being such?
00:34:42 No, don't show just a tiny bit of fucking kindness tonight at the tiny.
00:34:45 Nope.
00:34:48 My take on kindness and actually means family.
00:34:51 So back in the day, we were pretty primal.
00:34:52 You treated people two ways, either in or out.
00:34:55 You were part of the family or you weren't part of the family.
00:34:58 So kind really means family.
00:35:01 So when you we treat, you know, you're kind.
00:35:03 My kind kin.
00:35:05 The shorter word of kind is kin.
00:35:09 So song playing in the background is, ABA.
00:35:12 I got another name treating people with kindness.
00:35:15 I. Sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt the show with the topic, I apologize.
00:35:23 Let's get back to this.
00:35:24 The ceiling is the background of drawers.
00:35:27 You know, right now it's.
00:35:28 Give me, give me, give me your man.
00:35:30 After midnight, the Apple song
00:35:34 and or the Madonna song that uses the same chord progression.
00:35:38 She got the permission from ABBA.
00:35:41 The Madonna used it in one of her
00:35:43 crappy your hits.
00:35:47 There's no one in McDonald's commercials. No.
00:35:50 Really?
00:35:51 Yeah.
00:35:52 I had to start a McDonald's commercial for this McDonald's.
00:35:55 It will kill
00:35:57 negative for the WNBA as well.
00:36:00 It will kill, but it could bludgeon.
00:36:01 Will it cut?
00:36:02 That's what we care about.
00:36:03 What are you going to know? It's all right.
00:36:06 So where are you? What's up? I like the way they hide the location.
00:36:09 Some of the others that are sitting there that look unique.
00:36:13 Well, the road is not so pretty sure
00:36:17 you want some serious, serious trouble for filming in a casino, you know.
00:36:21 Oh, I didn't see those over there.
00:36:22 Yeah. Do the hazy. Yeah. Thank you.
00:36:25 He's got headphones on, though, so we can't yell so he could hear, like.
00:36:29 Right, right.
00:36:30 Hello, sir.
00:36:32 Let's do this.
00:36:33 Can I have one, two, race.
00:36:36 Okay, okay.
00:36:39 Yeah.
00:36:39 So he's in a casino, and I avoid this, I avoid that.
00:36:42 Are you all right? Are you?
00:36:43 I turned around in Michigan, Michigan?
00:36:47 What are we missing?
00:36:49 Michigan's great.
00:36:50 Why wouldn't you be in Michigan? What do you.
00:36:51 What do you posted that when you posted that flame thing earlier or you texted it?
00:36:56 What did I say?
00:36:58 You are in the Twin Cities.
00:37:01 No, no.
00:37:02 Thank God, thank God you said the Twin Cities.
00:37:05 It's tragic, but how weird that like,
00:37:07 there's no video of the any of it yet or no,
00:37:10 I'm sure there is.
00:37:11 Some might not be available.
00:37:12 It must have landed then. I did like a roll after the fact.
00:37:14 Did you hear the, I hate sand Democrats because just because a Democrat said
00:37:19 it doesn't mean all Democrats have to stand behind that one person.
00:37:22 Yeah, right.
00:37:23 This particular Democrat
00:37:24 started already blaming the Trump administration for the FAA fiasco.
00:37:29 Oh, and then somebody had to school them and say that
00:37:31 the accident actually happened in Canada.
00:37:34 Yeah.
00:37:37 Toronto,
00:37:39 in fact.
00:37:40 And then they also they've been they've been ripping on Trump
00:37:42 because of, Tesla's armored vehicle contract.
00:37:46 That is clearly you know, shenanigans.
00:37:48 Right? Clearly. Yeah.
00:37:50 And then again, they got schooled.
00:37:52 They're like, pardon me, sir, but Biden signed that contract.
00:37:56 Yeah.
00:37:58 Like, oh, that that it's great.
00:38:00 It's the best ever.
00:38:02 I can't stand either side.
00:38:04 So, I've had it with the liberal media and, yeah, I give up on my side as well.
00:38:10 What?
00:38:13 Like, I've always been sandwiched between two big,
00:38:16 blind, stupid faces, and, I've had it.
00:38:20 And you walk away from both of that, and it's like this comfort zone of lies
00:38:25 and to this big, uncomfortable truth
00:38:29 that, you gotta follow through.
00:38:32 And, I, I think it is showing kindness to introduce
00:38:36 people to that kind of discomfort.
00:38:37 And, I don't know how to,
00:38:40 to make it less uncomfortable, but I think that's just a fact of life.
00:38:45 Suffering is part of it.
00:38:47 Do you worry that by defining Joe Biden that it automatically defines,
00:38:51 like meanness or the opposite of kind of, shouldn't we just.
00:38:54 Okay, I acknowledge that without darkness, you can't really define life
00:38:58 without, evil.
00:39:01 You can't really like there is no good.
00:39:03 Like, it's it's hard.
00:39:04 I just I just meant to treat everybody the same.
00:39:08 And then we wouldn't have to define kindness if it just.
00:39:12 That's kind of the point I was making, like, like, we wouldn't have to
00:39:18 use, like, evil is unnecessary.
00:39:22 Lost.
00:39:23 Are you in control?
00:39:27 Oh, are you in the United States? Yes.
00:39:32 Oh. No.
00:39:34 Well, you didn't answer. Are you in Lake Tahoe?
00:39:37 That's too far. Too expensive.
00:39:40 Am I in? He's in a.
00:39:42 Are you actually.
00:39:43 Are you supposed to say at lake?
00:39:44 Are you in Nevada? I want to be there.
00:39:47 Did you guess Vegas?
00:39:48 I hope you guys Vegas. Before we went.
00:39:52 Yeah, my first guest.
00:39:53 Then,
00:39:56 Salt Lake City, Utah.
00:39:58 Yeah. I don't think they're allowed to gamble.
00:40:00 They did have a gamble there.
00:40:01 Okay.
00:40:01 Sorry. Over it.
00:40:04 They have a layover in Salt Lake City.
00:40:05 Oh. You did.
00:40:08 Oh, so.
00:40:09 Oh, so you are. You are in Nevada.
00:40:12 You're just not in Vegas.
00:40:15 You know what?
00:40:17 What? Maybe you guys, you just thinking of gambling?
00:40:18 That has a lot.
00:40:20 Excuse.
00:40:21 I said, are you in Nevada or are you in Vegas?
00:40:23 You said, no, I'm not in Vegas.
00:40:27 He is in Nevada.
00:40:29 Reno, Nevada.
00:40:31 We pronounce it Nevada. You're okay.
00:40:33 Reno, Nevada. Second gay thing.
00:40:35 You said one more time, and then, Oh, yeah,
00:40:41 that's the rules. I don't make the rules up.
00:40:42 You can't choose do gay.
00:40:44 You just are.
00:40:44 You aren't. Right.
00:40:45 So there is a buffoon.
00:40:49 I gotta do more buttons if you're not on the buttons.
00:40:51 The buttons. And he just got up again.
00:40:53 So I have to go find a new jabber or a new Java.
00:40:58 Did you find me available here every 15 minutes?
00:41:01 Roughly.
00:41:03 Oh, can you still smoke in that casino?
00:41:06 Yeah.
00:41:06 Yeah, very well.
00:41:09 Yeah, we were in Mount Pleasant.
00:41:10 We just had to walk through, and I couldn't take it.
00:41:12 That's how old I am.
00:41:15 It looks like it's attached to you.
00:41:17 A part of you like it come out of you like a wolverine claw.
00:41:21 It's supposed to.
00:41:23 I don't think that's safe.
00:41:25 No, I hope not.
00:41:28 No, no.
00:41:31 Do we miss the kid?
00:41:32 Doesn't mean you have to sound just like him.
00:41:35 Oh, no.
00:41:38 He sounds good.
00:41:39 I was going to try and call him, and now it's already 1040.
00:41:41 Just so if he's on the same schedule, does he started like, five in the morning.
00:41:45 You're going to call the kid?
00:41:48 Yeah, I think I have his phone number.
00:41:49 He's been leaving voicemails. I don't know, maybe
00:41:52 I know
00:41:53 I have his phone number, so I thought we would call him back.
00:41:57 Call him back?
00:41:57 You know,
00:41:58 somebody who leaves so many messages would be polite if we called him back, I know.
00:42:01 Right? Yeah, it would be kind.
00:42:03 It would be very kind of you.
00:42:04 We should set up a call back.
00:42:07 I'd ask Gary, but he's not here at the moment.
00:42:10 Yeah, and I mean, Charlie's 15.
00:42:13 I'm guessing that with the temperature,
00:42:16 it's not going to be long, so we should zip through this.
00:42:19 Hi. My name is all the way.
00:42:21 Ray. Me because I don't do nothing half way.
00:42:36 Yep. Last ditch effort to be relevant.
00:42:38 Good job SNL, I worked two actually like
00:42:42 Eddie Murphy.
00:42:43 You know what it was? It was a FaceTime fest.
00:42:46 Everybody.
00:42:47 Like, if you name a character, I don't think the church was a church
00:42:49 lady.
00:42:50 You name an old character, you made a cameo if they were still alive.
00:42:54 Yeah. Of course. Yeah, yeah.
00:42:55 Or even if they weren't, it was the movies.
00:42:58 Nicholson even made a cameo.
00:43:00 Yeah, something a little weird.
00:43:01 They ended the show with a Jim Belushi. Jim?
00:43:03 John, wait, who's the one that died? John Belushi skit
00:43:06 where he was talking about
00:43:08 how all the whole original cast had died and passed away, except for him.
00:43:14 I just thought I was like, that.
00:43:15 Wasn't that. Isn't that kind of bizarre?
00:43:18 Yeah, he do.
00:43:21 He knew to stop the drugs is what you're saying.
00:43:23 No, no, he knew that
00:43:25 he wrote a skit that was so funny and backwards that,
00:43:29 I mean, I just think I think the humor in it,
00:43:31 because if you watch the whole skit, I'm like, this is not funny at all.
00:43:33 The only reason this is funny is if he died and no one else
00:43:39 did. I mean, I guess Gilda Radner.
00:43:40 Gilda. Yeah.
00:43:42 Not like during the show, though.
00:43:43 Like, he he died pretty early, right?
00:43:45 Yeah.
00:43:48 He started the whole fat comedian
00:43:50 going to die, you know, like people just filled in his place and then died.
00:43:54 Farley. And then.
00:43:56 So if you're a fat comedian right now,
00:43:58 I put Sam Kinison in the category of fat comedians who died,
00:44:03 I reckon, to his Ferrari.
00:44:06 You know, that fat, that fat Uber.
00:44:08 There's an update on that song. Oh, there's.
00:44:11 So we have footage of her actually trying to get in the car.
00:44:16 So for the record,
00:44:17 she was 489 pounds.
00:44:22 Whoa.
00:44:24 And her big people, both Uber and Lyft, have now changed the rules.
00:44:29 I believe that unless you get an XL, the weight limit is 250, I think.
00:44:34 Oh wow.
00:44:36 So we got better.
00:44:37 All right, I'm gonna play. Her
00:44:49 with the heavy.
00:44:49 Sit down. Don't you know,
00:44:52 bring it down like a sad sack clown.
00:44:54 But I knew right then and there I had to go
00:44:57 because she was too big for my ride.
00:45:00 Don't they just figure.
00:45:01 Just my luck tonight I'm up and down all 489 pounds.
00:45:05 Her eyes were shut
00:45:07 with the knowledge that I had to refuse to ride away too fat for my call.
00:45:11 Mal, you don't belong.
00:45:12 Isn't it just like a woman trying to kill off?
00:45:15 Isn't it just like a lady?
00:45:17 Take a whole bunch of for living at 489,000.
00:45:20 She too big for my suspension.
00:45:22 I can't allow it.
00:45:24 No order from the woman.
00:45:25 By the way, consideration, isn't it?
00:45:27 Just like I feel like I need this frustration.
00:45:29 I'm the driver. This is my route. It's my.
00:45:32 I got to refuse you that lift. You
00:45:36 can't lift.
00:45:37 You spell with a Y.
00:45:38 But yeah, let's get the meet up. Pressure.
00:45:42 I know it's cruel, but I'm still waiting.
00:45:44 She's just leaning in against the car in the back.
00:45:45 Tires already rim to the ground. Yeah.
00:45:48 They can't take all that weight.
00:45:50 My question is, what's what's too big for 89?
00:45:54 Let's just say what's too big.
00:45:56 No, no, this I should have, I don't wanna
00:46:01 get a hands on the car.
00:46:03 Right.
00:46:03 Heard her lawyer. When?
00:46:04 About fucking ten different cars and all sat in a row.
00:46:07 She can ride this one.
00:46:09 She can ride this one just like there's some loser for a lot of money.
00:46:13 Not because of her weight, but because she's black.
00:46:16 But this is my thing.
00:46:17 And I got posit.
00:46:18 She's getting sued for racist because even though
00:46:22 her name was Lakisha or LaWanda is getting sued.
00:46:26 I'm sorry.
00:46:26 I mean, she's suing Uber because of racism.
00:46:29 She even though the driver, the driver picked up, the driver
00:46:33 chose to ride anyone and everyone to her real name is obviously black.
00:46:38 I'm being obviously shallow, and that's a weird name and not kind at all.
00:46:42 But the first and last name. There's no Aisha.
00:46:45 Look,
00:46:47 I don't know what else.
00:46:47 There's an apostrophe, but it's very black.
00:46:50 No hyphen. That's weird.
00:46:51 Very black.
00:46:52 Just one word. All. One word.
00:46:54 Very black. Hairy black.
00:46:55 Black, black.
00:46:57 Like jack, but black.
00:47:00 Anyways.
00:47:00 Yeah, he he said yes.
00:47:02 He accepted the ride when he clearly knew I don't I've never got an Uber.
00:47:06 Does it have your face to or just your name.
00:47:08 And like rating. Does it show who you are.
00:47:11 Do you have to take a picture to get an Uber?
00:47:14 No, no I I've never gotten one.
00:47:17 But just by the name this driver knew
00:47:21 that that the rider was definitely black.
00:47:23 So he didn't make the decision to cancel until he saw the weight.
00:47:27 And he said he clearly said it was because of the weight.
00:47:29 I feel bad for him. I feel bad for her too.
00:47:32 And you?
00:47:32 Too bad for my car.
00:47:33 I got to refuse that for my car.
00:47:35 You, my poor carries. I didn't get it.
00:47:38 But your big old I can't both argue with me.
00:47:40 The pressure. I know it's cool.
00:47:43 Yeah, but.
00:47:43 So you're skinny down just a notch or two.
00:47:46 Why is she going to win that lawsuit?
00:47:49 You already know they're going to ruin my
00:47:52 ability.
00:47:53 I don't know what I don't know about my rules.
00:47:56 None of this.
00:47:57 Like there is nothing that isn't.
00:47:59 It just like that.
00:48:01 You know, bro, and I don't know all the dynamics of the lift I've done
00:48:05 with driving myself, but like, a lot temporarily during Covid.
00:48:09 But there's no miles.
00:48:11 They see it's they don't own your vehicle.
00:48:13 They don't own you.
00:48:15 You know what I mean?
00:48:15 So like, yes, you have every last right and last for the refusal.
00:48:19 Someone in your vehicle like you don't have to do that.
00:48:22 Correct. But you can't say why.
00:48:23 You just had to say just because I don't want to, sure, I guess so.
00:48:27 I guess maybe that's where we went wrong.
00:48:29 Although they made it, they made up the whole racist thing.
00:48:31 That's what irritates me more than any other. Yeah.
00:48:33 Wasn't he black too?
00:48:35 I have no idea, but I
00:48:36 think I don't think that's a disqualifier for being racist.
00:48:40 Right?
00:48:41 Yeah. Especially against your own race.
00:48:43 I know, I know a lot of black people that are very racist against black people,
00:48:47 by the way.
00:48:51 And yet.
00:48:51 So. And from my car, I got to refuse.
00:48:53 You can't lift you.
00:48:55 I can hear that car is not in neutral.
00:48:57 But this is my brother. No other standards.
00:49:01 Nice to have a back window is nice.
00:49:03 Yeah, yeah.
00:49:05 And how do we know that the car wasn't perfect before she got in it?
00:49:08 Isn't it just like what you see right now?
00:49:11 It's just like, do you think anything could happen?
00:49:14 And if there was a fat man sitting on the couch, you see their sexist.
00:49:18 Oh, she just said something sexist.
00:49:22 He's skinny.
00:49:23 No, I don't think he should have racism going on in the world right now.
00:49:26 Who's more racist? Black people are white people.
00:49:29 Black people, black people.
00:49:30 You know, why can we hate black people too?
00:49:34 Damn right.
00:49:36 I'm sorry.
00:49:39 So who's that on?
00:49:42 No, weird I, I always unless
00:49:46 it goes further and he does it again.
00:49:47 But I recall him saying the N-word.
00:49:49 The eight c was what I thought he said.
00:49:52 Whoa. I always said that.
00:49:54 I'm quoting.
00:49:55 I thought that was a quote.
00:49:56 I'm going to I'm going to investigate further later,
00:49:59 but I'm not sure that's I thought that's how they quote went.
00:50:02 But he said they black people do, which is weird.
00:50:05 Yeah, yeah.
00:50:06 I love black people. Show me the money.
00:50:10 I'm just saying
00:50:12 I learned how not to use it to emphasize it's the guy,
00:50:17 Tobey Maguire.
00:50:20 What, what did you send me this for?
00:50:23 Mary Kay's baby.
00:50:24 General. Mystery solved. What?
00:50:27 Oh. Oh, this is great, because,
00:50:30 the general Lee, was not,
00:50:34 has been banned from television since 2015 because.
00:50:40 Because, the Confederate flag is racist,
00:50:44 but Mary Kay's baby is
00:50:47 doesn't it doesn't include
00:50:50 the famous car from The Dukes of Hazzard with its famous,
00:50:54 Confederate flag on the top.
00:51:01 What's going on, everybody?
00:51:02 John Schneider here, I thought I went.
00:51:04 Whoa, he startled me.
00:51:07 Pop back into your life. Two.
00:51:09 Are you sure this isn't Dwight from the office?
00:51:11 And that is, I was born reincarnated.
00:51:14 Rainn Wilson.
00:51:16 Oh, okay.
00:51:16 Weird. That's what you answered.
00:51:19 The question that I gave you. That is him ask.
00:51:21 Hang on a second. It's not.
00:51:23 It's.
00:51:23 It's the blond guy from Dukes of Hazzard.
00:51:27 I can't think of his name. What's his name?
00:51:28 He just said, hi, I'm Rob schneider.
00:51:31 Rob Schneider? What?
00:51:32 Oh, wow. Oh, wait, wait. No, wait.
00:51:35 Rob Schneider, I know, Rob Schneider.
00:51:39 Oh, no.
00:51:40 We suck again.
00:51:43 Yeah, that was him.
00:51:44 John Schneider, John Schneider.
00:51:48 Luker. Bow.
00:51:49 That would be bow.
00:51:52 My dog's name.
00:51:53 He's named after my dog.
00:51:55 Gonna be closer there.
00:51:57 Okay. What the fuck, dude?
00:51:59 He's so cool.
00:52:01 What is he doing?
00:52:02 Look at his hair.
00:52:04 Oh, but look at the cuts.
00:52:06 Let's watch that again.
00:52:08 That's right.
00:52:09 I need to be closer there.
00:52:11 Okay. Yeah, I'm going to answer that.
00:52:14 People have had. How about you?
00:52:15 I forgot about until you answer YouTube video
00:52:20 ten most asked questions of the Dukes.
00:52:23 Gilmore students.
00:52:24 And it's going on here. So away with this.
00:52:25 Oh my goodness. With these.
00:52:27 You know I always had him like this on Dukes of Hazzard. Anyway.
00:52:30 So the question is Mary someone found the pause button on OBS
00:52:35 in case baby, how come the general Lee is not account of that episode?
00:52:42 He's like, wait a minute. So wait a minute, I don't have to start.
00:52:44 Stop and then splice together.
00:52:46 There's a fucking pause button.
00:52:48 Holy shit, I'm going to use this.
00:52:50 The whole I know he's he's how come?
00:52:52 He was like doing a director bit now. Yeah.
00:52:55 It he's been doing these videos for a long time.
00:52:57 Usually he's standing on the side of a road or talking out of his truck.
00:53:00 This is a whole new production level.
00:53:02 Makes me want to stop the show and step it up that you're investigating into this?
00:53:05 Very good question.
00:53:07 I like these videos.
00:53:08 Go back to he's an idiot, but he says he had seen The Dukes of Hazzard yet
00:53:11 we were filming.
00:53:12 Plus Georgia Entertainment value Covington to make fun of your social circle.
00:53:16 All right. I was eight years old watching the Dukes.
00:53:19 It it was I was the right age to be watching aired yet.
00:53:22 So, yeah, no one had any idea that it was going to be popular.
00:53:26 In fact, I don't think they thought it was going to be popular.
00:53:29 I didn't think they chose image replacement.
00:53:33 We're going to be on for a couple of episodes, but he was on set.
00:53:36 He was a main reason I work for him.
00:53:38 That's right. So here it is in a nutshell.
00:53:40 All the rest of those people
00:53:41 you're talking about are still producing, is still working on shows.
00:53:44 He's not. This is all he does now.
00:53:47 The other guys are still busy.
00:53:48 The ones that did the good show that he's talking about, there was a huge him,
00:53:52 but he was just a pretty blond guy. So.
00:53:54 All right, although his hair is still fantastic.
00:53:57 Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
00:53:58 I think Tom Wopat will go out there.
00:54:01 We will do that. A car.
00:54:02 Sure.
00:54:02 That part of the show, per se, looks like that's not right underneath the fluff.
00:54:07 It's a ball.
00:54:08 But the answer is in the show.
00:54:09 What happened to that blue for me?
00:54:11 So I'm still a big fan of Daisy's.
00:54:15 There could be a.
00:54:16 I've been. I've been told I have a piece in it
00:54:18 that's there's no one there definitely does.
00:54:20 This is my real hair behind the car.
00:54:22 I don't think he dies again.
00:54:24 Right off to the right in the left.
00:54:26 But it's like it blows up.
00:54:27 He does. Why don't you just have a tie used and marry?
00:54:30 Cuz he's a the blue four-door he?
00:54:32 So it's from blown up.
00:54:34 If we had used the general Lee so
00:54:36 they couldn't blow up the Twitter Lee, that's why they wound up the general Lee
00:54:41 we're not going to do that man.
00:54:43 I'm so glad we 60s with freaking the reason why
00:54:46 we didn't have the in Mary case.
00:54:48 Because he's a mess.
00:54:49 Because the car we drove in Mary King's baby did not survive.
00:54:54 Mary.
00:54:55 That's the reason I wish I could tell you it was some big mistake.
00:54:59 I wish I could tell you with some vast plan,
00:55:03 but I'm the last difference that the reason why is that
00:55:06 it actually saved the general Lee.
00:55:09 So there you have it.
00:55:10 The answer to why is the general Lee not in Mary case, maybe I'm John Schneider,
00:55:16 if you have more questions, which I'm sure you do, what is it, baby?
00:55:20 And what is Mary Kay's baby placenta?
00:55:23 It's been the name of the episode.
00:55:25 It's from season one,
00:55:26 and there's no generally they they're driving this one Ford or
00:55:30 so he's like acting like people should know what he's talking about.
00:55:35 No. It's famous.
00:55:36 Yeah.
00:55:37 One and only do some hazard episode without the general Lee
00:55:41 I know famous orange Dodge Charger like that.
00:55:46 You can't find the 1978 Dodge Charger now because they used them all up.
00:55:51 Yeah,
00:55:52 actually there was it was only like a second.
00:55:54 It was never trying to buy one, so I couldn't find one
00:55:57 because every time you jump one, it destroys it.
00:56:01 It's totaled.
00:56:03 You can't just drive away like they did with a little bounce.
00:56:06 Right. So that was a different car.
00:56:08 They drove away, but, but every time they did that stunt,
00:56:13 there's some girls and swap it out for a Grand National or something else.
00:56:16 And you're not supposed to notice.
00:56:19 Yeah.
00:56:20 They did, they were just a different year.
00:56:22 I don't think they went Grand National, but they did do,
00:56:25 yeah, it was.
00:56:26 It was supercharger.
00:56:28 But then you decide your Chargers actually in Reno
00:56:31 or were you in somewhere else in Vegas because we didn't close out the segment.
00:56:33 And my OCD is drilling through my head right now.
00:56:37 It is a Reno, Nevada skyline.
00:56:40 Let's close it out.
00:56:41 It was Reno.
00:56:42 It is Reno.
00:56:43 Yeah. Do you there's only two of three.
00:56:46 All right, I'll go see.
00:56:49 Since Fremont will be in the blue.
00:56:55 For me from the jump.
00:56:56 Don't tell me where in the world the Dr.
00:57:00 Drew. Yo, general,
00:57:03 the watch doesn't actually measure time.
00:57:06 Well, it does, because it's
00:57:09 the oscillation of a crystal.
00:57:12 And the change in the physical state of that
00:57:15 crystal has to happen in what we call a certain amount of time.
00:57:19 So from one moment to another, physical systems
00:57:22 in everywhere in the universe changes its state.
00:57:25 And that change takes place in what we call time.
00:57:29 And that's the only way we can infer the existence of time.
00:57:33 But actually what time is we don't know.
00:57:37 The watch doesn't.
00:57:44 And the
00:57:44 note I got with that is I said that two years ago.
00:57:48 Yeah, I do it.
00:57:51 Who did
00:57:53 remember the time for some
00:57:55 since the screen is crap if I know where my drop is, damn it,
00:58:00 I was such a mishmash of videos I'm just going to go through,
00:58:03 but we're going through, we got a lot to get to, so let's get to.
00:58:07 So talk about kindness.
00:58:10 There's nothing more kind than a little child and their dog.
00:58:14 Oh, this is kind of cool.
00:58:16 If this is the one I'm thinking of, you're going to find this.
00:58:19 What? The dog. The neighbor dog.
00:58:20 The neighbor dog.
00:58:21 Yeah. The neighbor dog runs over.
00:58:24 And the the Mr.
00:58:25 Comedian, the missing him from heartache, from the pain.
00:58:28 Taking my message from the veins.
00:58:30 Where you're calling the brain.
00:58:32 I'm going through the
00:58:34 not I'm.
00:58:35 I was made up.
00:58:37 You made me a believer. Let's.
00:58:40 What up?
00:58:42 Get out of here.
00:58:43 Does anybody else feel bad for the black dog?
00:58:46 Yeah.
00:58:47 I mean, because we'll play it again.
00:58:50 I'll.
00:58:51 Why would you.
00:58:52 Why would you call their child a dog?
00:58:54 Oh, no.
00:58:56 So they're Mexican.
00:58:57 That's not black.
00:58:59 I it's hard to tell from here.
00:59:01 Black skin not to be racist, that I'm trying to stick up for the black dog.
00:59:05 Let's call him.
00:59:07 I'm. Never mind, never mind, never mind.
00:59:09 Yeah, I don't.
00:59:10 All right, so the black dog, when you look he still he sits for a second is like
00:59:14 he's like oh we have, we have a, we have pray you know the
00:59:18 he sees the other two dogs ordering pray and he's like, oh his instinct kicked in
00:59:22 and he joined the pack.
00:59:23 He did exact what dogs are supposed to do.
00:59:27 The look on his face when the white dog
00:59:31 not only blocks him, but I mean severely got to be a white dog.
00:59:35 Don't ask me.
00:59:36 Watch the video.
00:59:37 I didn't pick the colors of the dogs.
00:59:39 Look at me through the mission.
00:59:40 But the dog even is to watch his tail.
00:59:42 He's totally happy.
00:59:43 And then from the first thing he has to do is knock the child down.
00:59:46 It's so smart.
00:59:47 He literally is like, get the fuck out of the way, child.
00:59:51 You made me up.
00:59:52 And now at that point, the black dog is like, what the fuck?
00:59:56 I like when he slides too.
00:59:57 Well, they have like a sound two right? That comes up.
00:59:59 Yeah.
01:00:00 The other dog is like,
01:00:01 I better go because if I don't go, the other dog's gonna kick my ass later.
01:00:05 Yeah, I missing him from heartache, from the pain.
01:00:07 Taking my message from the brings me to my lesson.
01:00:10 From the pause. I've watched it so many times though.
01:00:13 When the dog comes around the corner, he literally sits for a second.
01:00:18 And I love the skirt here.
01:00:20 Like this like skirt.
01:00:22 Yeah,
01:00:23 we got it for me.
01:00:25 And to be clear, this owner has no handle on that dog.
01:00:28 They look at me right?
01:00:30 I fucking hate people that have gone to
01:00:33 don't listen or hate from the brain, but I mean, it was also.
01:00:37 It happened so fast.
01:00:38 What do that dog.
01:00:39 This looks like a Disney movie.
01:00:41 You, you know can be train.
01:00:44 And if they can't from the movie,
01:00:46 like if this was a Disney movie that dog is talking to the other day,
01:00:49 you just wait till the moment where you're not looking.
01:00:51 I'm going to eat your owner.
01:00:53 That's the little dog with that.
01:00:54 You know what?
01:00:55 The eyes that spiral.
01:00:56 Yeah.
01:00:59 Who do you do in this?
01:01:00 In this instance, the light colored one is owned by the dark colored one.
01:01:05 Go ahead. Yeah. Hook.
01:01:10 I have a black dog.
01:01:12 Take them.
01:01:13 Of course.
01:01:13 Yeah, but you got a white dog first, so.
01:01:16 Right.
01:01:17 Where should we play?
01:01:18 The right.
01:01:20 Darnell.
01:01:22 That thing.
01:01:23 I love that song. It is a good song.
01:01:27 Well, are we done with this clip?
01:01:28 Because we could play this. Yes.
01:01:32 We beer
01:01:35 fledged. You
01:01:38 ask, but I'm ready.
01:01:41 Four months ago, I noticed a lady walking down the street.
01:01:43 She was older and I could tell by her posture.
01:01:45 She was struggling.
01:01:46 I offered a driver so she didn't have to walk.
01:01:48 It turned out
01:01:49 she was walking from a bust out to a transit bus to catch it for work.
01:01:53 She works at a different county, so this is like, whoa, whoa,
01:01:57 I got to hit the button.
01:01:58 Sorry, I gotta hit it when it's way up here.
01:02:01 Wait a minute. What did he see?
01:02:04 The wrong country.
01:02:06 She works in a different county then she lives in.
01:02:09 So the first bus didn't take her all the way.
01:02:11 Long story short, I'm driving this lady to work from the bus stop every morning,
01:02:15 picking her up from work and taking her home, picking her up on the weekend
01:02:19 day she works and then transporting her to and from work.
01:02:24 I don't work on the weekends.
01:02:26 She was about ten miles from me.
01:02:27 She has not once offered to pay for gas, which doesn't bother me,
01:02:30 but she has recently started asking me for money.
01:02:33 I purchase coffees for her on several occasions and driven her
01:02:35 to stores, only to find out I'm paying for the purchases.
01:02:39 I have picked her up
01:02:41 and without any warning, she says she needs to go to other places too.
01:02:45 She doesn't have a car, doesn't earn a lot of money, etc.
01:02:47 I think I need to stop driving her,
01:02:49 but I know I'll feel guilty because she has no one to help her.
01:02:53 How do I end this one sided relationship?
01:02:55 Signed miffed in Michigan.
01:02:59 All right.
01:03:00 How much does she weigh?
01:03:02 I like to, keep the ledger.
01:03:07 Me versus the world.
01:03:09 Always in the favor of the world.
01:03:11 And, and so I get caught
01:03:14 doing a lot of one sided things like that,
01:03:17 and, actually, quitting cold turkey is is an option.
01:03:21 It actually is. You can do that.
01:03:23 And you're right.
01:03:24 You're gonna feel bad.
01:03:25 You're gonna feel rotten for a while.
01:03:28 But, I think it's necessary being taken advantage of.
01:03:32 There was no reason for him to interject in her life, so there was.
01:03:35 There should be no reason of feeling bad.
01:03:37 Like.
01:03:38 I almost feel like the reason that, like, she's done this before.
01:03:42 This is her M.O..
01:03:43 This is why she's all alone and is right.
01:03:46 She's burned every single bridge to the ground.
01:03:49 Well, he saw she saw Mark, and she just kept asking for more and more and more.
01:03:54 And he just kept giving, like I got so sure.
01:03:56 I got so
01:03:58 unless you know that
01:03:59 person for a while, I would suggest not just, you know, making friends
01:04:03 with some random lady on the street.
01:04:07 I think I've told this story before.
01:04:09 This is a, flatter story.
01:04:13 Dude asked me for enough money for bus fare, and I said, where are you going?
01:04:18 And he told me it was, somewhere close, like Utica or something.
01:04:23 And I was like, wow.
01:04:24 I live in Sterling Heights.
01:04:26 I can just drive you.
01:04:28 And he said, are you sure?
01:04:29 And I said, sure thing.
01:04:31 And because I was trying to call out his call on his bluff
01:04:34 and he took me up on it, I drove drove him
01:04:38 all the way to the address he gave me, and he just thanked me and walked away.
01:04:44 It was part.
01:04:44 And that was that was basically two miles from home and I was all set.
01:04:48 It was great.
01:04:49 It was, it cost me nothing.
01:04:52 I was driving there anyway, two miles out of my way.
01:04:56 It was great.
01:04:56 And we were in
01:04:58 Ypsilanti.
01:04:59 Episode.
01:05:01 Yeah, yeah, I think it was because I also I told the story about,
01:05:05 when LCA first opened, I went to a thing there with my brother
01:05:09 and leaving there was, a guy of a certain demographic, and,
01:05:13 he was just asking for $2 for, I think they take the bus or something,
01:05:17 and I'm like.
01:05:17 And I'm like, I was thinking, like, $2, like that's that's all.
01:05:21 Like, I'm just like, thinking, like,
01:05:23 there's got to be a catch here, and I'm like, $2. That's it.
01:05:25 That's all you need. $2.
01:05:26 And he goes, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:05:27 And so and he's like he, he oh then he missed a finger.
01:05:31 Yeah five. He's got missing fingers. Yeah.
01:05:33 So I opened my wallet and he goes well $10.
01:05:36 And I'm like was is it two.
01:05:38 Is it ten. I'm like what is missing fingers.
01:05:41 So he's like, give me $10.
01:05:44 And he's driving him to like yeah.
01:05:46 No he's just showing me, look, I'm struggling.
01:05:49 I have an issue or whatever like feel bad for me and how many dollars
01:05:53 show me on your hands.
01:05:54 That's what I would I said yeah, no.
01:05:56 I'm like, well it changed. I'm like, it was $2.
01:05:58 What happened?
01:05:59 Now that it's time I go, what change?
01:06:00 But in between, when you ask me for $2 and now you're asking me for ten, like I'm
01:06:04 seeing inside your wallet, the price go up.
01:06:06 Did the price go down? It is. He looked down at his hands.
01:06:09 No, I the second I started.
01:06:10 Started the second I started talking him for too long.
01:06:13 He knew that I wasn't going to give him shit.
01:06:14 He instantly turned right back around
01:06:16 and did the same shit to the people behind me. Yeah,
01:06:20 it's a numbers game I hate, I hate.
01:06:22 Are you giving him $2?
01:06:23 It seems like a small thing. I was like, okay, $2.
01:06:26 That's whatever.
01:06:27 I shouldn't give you any money. I don't know you not.
01:06:29 I don't know of you.
01:06:31 I don't know, but I, I've done that before, and it's like a
01:06:36 $2 reasonable when it jumps to ten.
01:06:38 If you would have said ten at first, I probably.
01:06:39 What do you really.
01:06:40 What are you going to. What do you what are you doing with it?
01:06:43 Going to Easy's one time there was a dude outside of the Buscemi's,
01:06:46 and he was literally asking for money.
01:06:48 And I asked him for what?
01:06:50 And he was honest, and he said, for liquor.
01:06:52 And he was. He was shaking and, and,
01:06:56 he looked at what
01:06:57 I thought and I told him, no, I look, I'm sorry.
01:07:00 And he goes, well, just please don't tell the people inside
01:07:03 that I'm out here doing this because I guess they've thrown them.
01:07:06 They've they've kicked them away before.
01:07:08 But I'm thinking, like, he could be freaking some random check up.
01:07:10 And I didn't tell on him.
01:07:11 I didn't I didn't snitch on him, but I didn't give him any money
01:07:14 because snitches get stitches.
01:07:17 This might draw out a draw story.
01:07:20 I was asking, will we just have two motherfucker
01:07:24 I know, did it
01:07:24 give him the money? You should have offered to make him a sandwich.
01:07:27 I'm fishing for another one. Oh.
01:07:29 You're hungry?
01:07:30 You sandwich.
01:07:31 You a sandwich.
01:07:32 Keep talking. Your story. You don't have to starve. We can. Yeah.
01:07:34 And so I asked Will if he knew, you know what?
01:07:38 Are you going to cook me it or just pull it out of nowhere?
01:07:41 He's only says
01:07:42 we've only seen vegetables and breads of our
01:07:46 very big meat, whereas now they don't know how to cook those things.
01:07:49 They don't know how to cook.
01:07:50 The thing is, it's just regular lunch meat.
01:07:53 It's just regular lunch meat.
01:07:54 No. It's good Prime roast beef there.
01:07:56 Yeah, I know, I don't mean like, regular.
01:07:58 Like I'm just saying she's like, you're going to forget your story by the.
01:08:01 Oh, The store. Oh.
01:08:03 So I was asking,
01:08:05 cucumbers.
01:08:06 This cute little,
01:08:09 It's not top.
01:08:10 That's the middle. There's another here.
01:08:11 You don't see the other piece of bread?
01:08:13 There were three pieces of bread to start with.
01:08:16 I love that, but the avocado.
01:08:18 What is the Iranian oil?
01:08:22 That's great.
01:08:23 No thank you.
01:08:24 I would have taken the first before she did the second layer.
01:08:27 Yeah, but I would take.
01:08:28 I would take the cucumbers.
01:08:30 Do you want a half a sandwich?
01:08:31 So anyway, I asked well, What his history with nipples again, but with kind buds
01:08:37 because, the like the best with the one hit wonder.
01:08:41 Now, now everything you get the the dispose one hit wonder stuff.
01:08:46 But back in the day when you got the one hit wonder, they called that kind.
01:08:51 And, And what we all told me
01:08:54 was when, when crime first came out, it was the first hydroponic,
01:09:00 hydroponically grown weed.
01:09:03 And he had to wait for Christmas or to come out.
01:09:06 Is this true otherwise? Christmas bird?
01:09:09 I mean, that was always the
01:09:12 the thing.
01:09:13 So there was Christmas.
01:09:14 There was Christmas fun.
01:09:16 I know I was not part of that where there was always Christmas balls every year.
01:09:21 It was just I don't know what it was, but there was some reason that there was.
01:09:24 It just always came over Christmas.
01:09:26 Did you mention that?
01:09:27 That's kind birds. Not kind birds,
01:09:30 kind of.
01:09:30 But I see what you did there.
01:09:33 There's no it's kind,
01:09:36 but I'm kind, but.
01:09:38 Yeah. Kind.
01:09:39 It's. Yep. Correct.
01:09:41 Even though everyone says kind.
01:09:43 But they say it wrong.
01:09:46 It's wrong.
01:09:47 Okay. Oh, no.
01:09:49 That's the Mandela effect.
01:09:51 That's crazy.
01:09:52 That's, Is it or are we just stupid?
01:09:55 I don't think you said that. Right?
01:09:57 That just.
01:10:00 Is it.
01:10:01 I'm fine. Just. Yeah.
01:10:04 I'm buds.
01:10:10 I think it's kind because, it makes it more kind.
01:10:15 Of the same kind.
01:10:17 But as a common mistake,
01:10:18 the proper term is kind, but originating from the pigeon Hawaiian expression.
01:10:22 Durkheim probably evolved from that kind or Duchene.
01:10:27 It's a catch all that means.
01:10:28 Excellent.
01:10:30 No kidding.
01:10:32 So it's never been kind.
01:10:34 Hawaii that is not related to this topic.
01:10:38 But it is I did it is very minute.
01:10:41 Did you see the pot leaf that grows out of your head on the intro?
01:10:44 You will.
01:10:44 Now that I mentioned it.
01:10:46 Okay.
01:10:49 I will okay, okay.
01:10:52 It's like the kid is here, I hear him.
01:10:55 Yeah.
01:10:56 I think I think we missed a call from him this week.
01:11:00 Did you? Should I just play it?
01:11:02 I'm a little nervous that it.
01:11:03 Oh, it did transcribe. Good.
01:11:05 When you when he. Hi, guys.
01:11:07 What am I talking about? I just
01:11:09 I was the topic.
01:11:12 What is the topic
01:11:15 and what the topic does not matter.
01:11:19 Can the cook can can I should I play the voicemail on.
01:11:23 I'm a bard.
01:11:23 All I do is it's files on all platforms.
01:11:27 Yeah I don't.
01:11:28 What's he going to say that I wasn't asking you.
01:11:30 I was asking Gary. Why would you answer?
01:11:32 I don't know, I say that's weird,
01:11:34 I don't know, what do you think he's going to like?
01:11:36 Yeah. Yeah, he's he's he's a good kid.
01:11:38 It's the kid I, so I what?
01:11:43 Oh, no.
01:11:44 He's coming out the gate hard with those.
01:11:48 Oh. I was gonna say he's. Oh, he's got to.
01:11:50 He is. He broke it.
01:11:51 He is, hillbilly Jubilee,
01:11:54 but he's not like the kid. Oh.
01:11:57 So I thought the topic and,
01:12:00 I thought the topic was time, and, I think that's kind of stupid.
01:12:05 When you choose a topic, do
01:12:07 you just pick the word topics on purpose,
01:12:11 upright or have the topic
01:12:13 be something like, Montana or Pink Floyd?
01:12:17 Or does is it something?
01:12:20 Let me tell you.
01:12:21 You know, I could pick the topic.
01:12:23 Do you want to be Floyd or.
01:12:25 You see, my mom, I said, I'm pretty cool, mainly.
01:12:28 Yeah.
01:12:28 I haven't walked out on the family like daddy did,
01:12:31 and I would think I would pick some pretty cool topics.
01:12:35 All right.
01:12:36 Let me see.
01:12:37 Oh, what about tractors?
01:12:40 They're very useful tractors.
01:12:42 John Deere is my favorite tractor because that's where I was conceived.
01:12:45 When mom was in fifth grade, there was a water main break at school,
01:12:48 and one day she got to go home early.
01:12:51 Her daddy, Papa, go rest yourself came to pick her up,
01:12:55 and they spent the rest of that evening in that day, John Deere.
01:12:58 Well, yeah, it was John Deere salesman kicked him out of that lot.
01:13:02 Well, whatever.
01:13:06 So I don't know, maybe, maybe the top could be chic.
01:13:09 You know, I like.
01:13:11 Oh, yeah.
01:13:13 Curly hair.
01:13:13 And they're easy to train.
01:13:15 They're nice and soft and warm inside.
01:13:18 Or what about. Whoa.
01:13:19 Oh, look how, they're large, amazing creatures.
01:13:23 They've been kids.
01:13:25 Better than their udder thing under there.
01:13:29 If you play with it for a long enough, it happens.
01:13:32 But for some reason, I must not be doing it right,
01:13:34 because I only get a few things work and very stealthy.
01:13:38 Oh, well, I think we need to change up.
01:13:41 The cows that remember the cows.
01:13:42 Well, anyways, maybe I've heard about your topic, but,
01:13:46 it does kind of cook.
01:13:49 Maybe, maybe you could not be a lazy dumb
01:13:51 ass and pick something that's actually interesting for your audience.
01:13:55 Especially,
01:13:56 if you just decided to stop showing up for work.
01:14:00 I keep asking HR about it and they keep saying that to talk about it.
01:14:05 You know, I even witnessed Dave and he had nothing to say.
01:14:08 And, it's the weirdest thing.
01:14:10 Based on that,
01:14:13 the police for a welfare check.
01:14:14 But last time I called it, they almost arrested me for animal cruelty.
01:14:18 Alien pet.
01:14:19 Stupid Michigan law, I miss Montana.
01:14:22 Well, gotta go as above, so below.
01:14:24 I'm the cutest.
01:14:33 And I been in the chair every 15 minutes, roughly, anyway.
01:14:36 Yeah. Wow.
01:14:40 Wow. Yeah.
01:14:44 We should give them a call.
01:14:46 Yeah, we should do it.
01:14:48 Yeah.
01:14:48 I've got some questions for here.
01:14:51 Very concerned.
01:14:53 But as animals,
01:14:56 it is.
01:14:56 Yeah, it's lifestyle in general.
01:14:58 Go back to Montana
01:15:00 I don't know, I know what they do over there in Montana, but, yes you do.
01:15:04 Yeah. You do.
01:15:06 Never been to Montana.
01:15:11 Single digit temps.
01:15:13 It is too cold out here.
01:15:14 I want to go inside there, you pussy.
01:15:17 What do you want from me?
01:15:18 The Eskimos did
01:15:20 their podcast in igloos right now.
01:15:23 And here you are being a pussy in Michigan. Yeah.
01:15:25 You think you're.
01:15:27 I got three layers of pants.
01:15:28 I got, heated jacket,
01:15:32 but. Yeah.
01:15:32 Go me, go me.
01:15:36 So it's official. Humans taste like shit.
01:15:39 You gotta go
01:15:42 chilly.
01:15:43 Oh, no.
01:15:47 What happened? See?
01:15:50 Hospitals.
01:15:52 I don't know. So the.
01:15:53 The irony is, the best part about the whole story is the guy's name is Jonah.
01:15:57 But, you know,
01:15:59 it's really
01:16:01 guys.
01:16:02 You see that? I guess I have to go now.
01:16:05 I got the whale attacks that are like that.
01:16:08 There's like a bunch of, But oh, my lord, dude, they're all fucking.
01:16:11 Go fuck yourself and bring the whale attack.
01:16:17 But you for the case.
01:16:20 But, so who? I mean, what point is that?
01:16:23 The whales fault, right?
01:16:24 I mean, you, but I, I mean, they're just like, fuck yeah, I can eat that thing.
01:16:29 And that thing's you.
01:16:32 Yeah, well, I mean, you know what I mean?
01:16:33 Like, I, I personally wouldn't swim in the deep, deep ocean.
01:16:38 That'd be like, my number one reason why
01:16:40 I don't even like it when seaweed touches me are a turtle nips at my feet.
01:16:43 I certainly wouldn't like a fucking.
01:16:45 There's no seaweed in the fucking ocean.
01:16:48 Don't tell me that whatever rubbed against my leg was seaweed.
01:16:52 That's what I'm telling myself.
01:16:54 In the lake, there's seaweed in the lake.
01:16:56 I mean, I'm
01:16:56 sure there's by seaweed in the ocean, but I think it's not like shoreside.
01:16:59 Like, then what was fucking.
01:17:01 What was bumping off my feet when I fell off my.
01:17:03 Or when we were off our jet skis.
01:17:05 Fuck off. I know, all I know is, whatever.
01:17:08 I've swim in the ocean.
01:17:09 I've only, like, went about waist deep and then kind of squatted and swam.
01:17:14 And even then I was very paranoid and I tried to stay near people.
01:17:18 I was here.
01:17:19 Waist deep is exactly where all the shark attacks happened.
01:17:23 Well, what are you going to do?
01:17:23 Oh, I was going to, make myself.
01:17:26 I was not condone too much.
01:17:28 I always try to stay spread out.
01:17:30 Like to look like a larger thing.
01:17:32 I try to hide my body on a surfboard and extend my arms out.
01:17:35 And I have them, like, sealed, like a seal.
01:17:38 Well, you know, you have an issue.
01:17:42 Yeah.
01:17:42 Good, good. Make those sounds
01:17:46 new. Engineering a new or.
01:17:48 Sorry, I have nipples on my screen and I'm very distracted.
01:17:52 So we've got, I've got another attack and it's unkind.
01:17:56 All right.
01:17:57 Oh, God. I have to say it. Oh, yeah.
01:18:00 Oh, this is funny.
01:18:01 What's what's what feeling are you using?
01:18:06 She's shooter.
01:18:07 That's squash capital.
01:18:09 Oh. Sounds nice.
01:18:11 I'm sorry.
01:18:12 I mean, that that sound. That sounds good.
01:18:15 Oh, that truffle oil. No pigs.
01:18:18 Tell me how to laugh. Don't make it.
01:18:20 It's not a.
01:18:21 You got a triple.
01:18:26 So you little seasoning place.
01:18:29 Good work guys.
01:18:31 She won't seem like you're finding so.
01:18:35 Myself with the lady.
01:18:40 Are you taking the piss? No.
01:18:46 Then what the fuck is wrong with your voice?
01:18:50 No, no.
01:18:54 No, I got an attitude.
01:18:57 You better fuck your ideas.
01:18:59 I like the full participation in the joke.
01:19:01 That takes a lot.
01:19:03 Well, you'll be on that door.
01:19:04 Look at me.
01:19:06 Capiche?
01:19:07 Sorry, chef. Well, I'm against you.
01:19:08 Get on my side.
01:19:11 Get back door.
01:19:12 Oh yes, chef.
01:19:18 I love it.
01:19:19 Human attack.
01:19:20 So do you guys, see the, NHL All-Star game?
01:19:23 Me neither.
01:19:24 Did you know about it? Nope.
01:19:25 So apparently they're doing three fights and nine seconds is all I heard.
01:19:28 Yeah, right. They're doing, like, a quad. Wow.
01:19:30 They're doing like, a rip off of the Olympics.
01:19:32 It's like a, like a tournament style.
01:19:35 And they're kind of just doing minor regions that apparently Russia was not.
01:19:38 It was exiled. But, so this is U.S.
01:19:41 first Canada.
01:19:43 Oh. And this board, I know for some reason
01:19:48 they just, really gets the shit off their chest before they played the game.
01:19:51 I don't know.
01:19:53 Hey, gentlemen and gentlemen, you.
01:19:57 No, I don't like the guy in the red. He's just, like, waiting.
01:19:59 Like, if you're going to get in a fight, like going to a fight,
01:20:01 don't just sit here,
01:20:01 like, be on the back panel, like, are you fighting or you're not fighting?
01:20:06 That's exactly what they're doing.
01:20:07 They're fighting but not fighting from Florida.
01:20:10 And supposedly from what I've heard from people,
01:20:14 but I've heard the same because I didn't know about this.
01:20:16 And I'm just going to cover my guess with,
01:20:19 they're not, these days are not allowed to take their helmets off during fights.
01:20:23 If there are fights.
01:20:24 So this is international.
01:20:25 They're not allowed international.
01:20:27 They're not allowed to fight at all. From what I remember from the Olympics,
01:20:31 this is the Olympics.
01:20:32 This is NHL. But it's isn't it?
01:20:34 It's it's international. It's not.
01:20:35 Oh, it's the NHL. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
01:20:38 I didn't realize it was NHL sponsor that I said it's the NHL.
01:20:42 Oh, All-Star weekend.
01:20:43 Like a round robin rip off, I see. Yeah, right.
01:20:46 You said that.
01:20:46 I just know you got your Russia is not involved in there.
01:20:50 I think there's a draw for another.
01:20:54 It's, that they're trying new this year.
01:20:55 They just. They decided to Canada.
01:20:58 Oh, it's not just one game.
01:20:59 It's a mini series.
01:21:00 You said that to their
01:21:02 right. Rival round Robin Williams.
01:21:04 Yeah. Basketball does that. Welcome.
01:21:07 So doesn't basketball
01:21:08 stop in the middle of the season and have a big tournament like that.
01:21:12 Yeah that yeah they do. No.
01:21:14 Yeah I don't think there's a safe bet.
01:21:16 So they're just copying those lineups.
01:21:18 They've gone from 20642 white guy to play for team one.
01:21:24 They don't try to pick it up.
01:21:25 You think America said they were going to do this because Canada booed?
01:21:29 Are they booed during our national anthem.
01:21:31 And they said we're going to kick your ass here.
01:21:32 They come right here. Right.
01:21:33 If you if you guys booed during and it's not even really fair because so
01:21:38 what are the players in.
01:21:39 Are the players supposed to look up the fans and say, please don't boo.
01:21:41 Don't boo or we're going to get our asses kicked?
01:21:47 And if something isn't done, do the hatred is going to time.
01:21:49 It's going to spread right out into the stands.
01:21:52 This one figuratively, so to speak.
01:21:56 I think this is all just for promotion and show.
01:21:58 Bennett eight years.
01:22:00 The refs are letting him fight, but they're not supposed to.
01:22:02 Their helmets are coming off that they're not supposed to.
01:22:04 You can all say in Florida, right?
01:22:07 Yeah. There's no fighting in an All-Star game.
01:22:10 Yeah, right.
01:22:10 Does it matter? Like baseball?
01:22:12 Baseball found a way for the All-Star game to matter.
01:22:15 Whoever wins the All-Star game hosts the World Series.
01:22:19 Yeah, blue shirt is not trying to fight anybody in there on the ice.
01:22:23 And he could have easily shot that guy in the face.
01:22:25 He goes to grab the shoulder.
01:22:29 I haven't seen in years.
01:22:31 She throws.
01:22:32 You jumped on the ice.
01:22:34 I'm just judging the fight.
01:22:36 Well I don't know.
01:22:36 Oh no. They're going to replay it again and it would be error.
01:22:39 Aurora Montreal. We're off to this.
01:22:43 A lot of white people
01:22:45 Brady you.
01:22:46 So he could be like holding them.
01:22:49 Hold them Russell hold them Russell.
01:22:51 They're not even trying to punch.
01:22:52 Bennett jumped on me rather than punching him.
01:22:55 He goes for the opposite shoulder to grab a shoulder
01:22:57 and then just does nothing for a wild night. Here.
01:22:59 Come on. Yeah.
01:23:00 You fighting or you not fight?
01:23:01 We're off to this start. But they're doing both.
01:23:03 Matthew chuckles.
01:23:05 It's not a street fight.
01:23:07 It's not a boxing match,
01:23:09 he said.
01:23:09 I don't I don't know.
01:23:10 Supposedly Darren McCarty said a comment on it.
01:23:14 He goes it is a third.
01:23:16 Somebody said that there, McCarthy said at the time.
01:23:19 And did because he's a fight enthusiast.
01:23:23 He put one on that.
01:23:24 There was just some animosity between the two.
01:23:27 The fight to be in the USA, Canada, the booing dude, they they they have changed.
01:23:32 And before the puck even brought up, they said, hey, I don't have fucking.
01:23:36 Yeah.
01:23:37 And there's just some like they just had to get this out of their system,
01:23:40 out of the way. And then they were going to play the game.
01:23:42 I appreciate that, otherwise the game would suffer.
01:23:45 This is like 1996
01:23:49 when this building opened up with the World Cup 1996.
01:23:53 I go back a little farther.
01:23:54 If you're going to fight like 76 last time
01:23:59 people used
01:24:00 to get cut up bloody done best international.
01:24:04 Is that the second one?
01:24:05 Now I know nine seconds.
01:24:06 That was the third one.
01:24:08 And Ray we talked three fights within nine seconds.
01:24:11 His dad and he described what a do are
01:24:15 we are we going to the graveyard three game series against Canada.
01:24:19 And he was right at the center of it.
01:24:21 He was. And his boys are tonight.
01:24:23 Miller had his gloves off.
01:24:24 He was looking for breakaways.
01:24:26 The puck was covered by Binnington.
01:24:29 We can get cheap viewers on stream b.com.
01:24:33 What's the fuck is the in nine?
01:24:36 Thank you periodic pedigree.
01:24:38 I appreciate Twitch, I love the Twitch Autobots,
01:24:41 but we're actually starting to build over on Twitch.
01:24:43 It's amazing.
01:24:44 John Tortorella, assistant coach people are watching everywhere to get him.
01:24:48 Oh, I like the accent mark over the C pulses running.
01:24:52 I believe that's an all out building. Oh no it isn't,
01:24:55 you know.
01:24:56 So we played nine seconds and three off.
01:24:59 I know it's an all out and motley crew.
01:25:01 You've got to start off.
01:25:04 Brady hello.
01:25:05 Gary's going to walk you to as he takes a look at that place in the penalty box.
01:25:09 Let's just make sure you open the door.
01:25:11 Oh I almost walked right into the glass door.
01:25:13 Two referees handle this closed.
01:25:16 Well Sean, just like they did.
01:25:18 I mean, their adrenaline's cool.
01:25:19 This is just awesome hockey.
01:25:21 It was so great.
01:25:23 There's nothing
01:25:24 I stopped watching hockey when they took the Red wings access away from me.
01:25:28 It was like 20 years ago, but I never dropped the gloves on fighting, I think.
01:25:32 I never picked up whatever cable their channel they were on.
01:25:34 Get this out of their system.
01:25:36 Maybe 2 or 3 minutes will have a great hockey game here.
01:25:38 But that was back like in the 90s.
01:25:43 With the dog doing.
01:25:48 So who knew testicle color matters?
01:25:52 Dark testicles might predict might protect birds from mutation.
01:25:56 Scientists find. Oh, no.
01:25:59 I was looking at like chicken attack to have just as your bladder.
01:26:03 Yeah,
01:26:04 but it depends if they're if they're attacking chickens
01:26:06 with, dark balls.
01:26:09 Dark balls?
01:26:11 Oh, black balls.
01:26:14 Should I say African-American balls?
01:26:17 What's the proper term for dark pigmented balls?
01:26:21 I don't know.
01:26:23 I wish I had a video for it.
01:26:26 What's the terminology?
01:26:27 I don't know, so I didn't even know birds had balls.
01:26:31 I've never seen a birds balls.
01:26:32 Chickens, balls.
01:26:33 Have you ever seen a chicken or roosters balls involved?
01:26:35 Me either.
01:26:36 No. Hopefully.
01:26:37 Hopefully the answer is no when you're asking.
01:26:39 And her granddaughter?
01:26:41 Her granddaughter had just been attacked by chickens
01:26:45 and the chicken attacked my dad.
01:26:49 So many chicken attacks.
01:26:51 But I don't have any of them.
01:26:54 Cute as a chicken of all things I do to protect.
01:26:58 So I'll go to my chicken attack.
01:26:59 I think you may have presented this before.
01:27:01 I'm not 100%, but yeah, but we're going to
01:27:03 we're going there's we're going to have some doubles.
01:27:05 I don't think so because I've looked it up, I, I searched the,
01:27:08 the the chat chat and I have not seen it.
01:27:11 So, you have a chicken, a chicken attack chat index.
01:27:16 Yeah. That's our text stream.
01:27:18 Yeah.
01:27:19 So, so again, the Biden plan was to just, you know, kill.
01:27:22 I don't think I have an actual chicken taste and billions of dollars
01:27:26 just randomly killing chickens with in, perimeter where they found a sick chicken.
01:27:31 And so you go. I just went to the grocery store.
01:27:32 Yeah. Sick chicken. That would be a second. Good prices.
01:27:35 And there were no eggs.
01:27:36 No more yesterday. Just a few.
01:27:38 And so that happened because, yeah, I speak for the egg thing
01:27:40 since they've done the cage free egg thing, they're like the
01:27:43 the egg area is very scarce and it's also very expensive.
01:27:49 So I called it
01:27:50 I said it was, it was, manufactured,
01:27:55 not the what not surplus.
01:27:56 What's the app for supply and demand.
01:27:57 What's the, shortage, US manufactured shortage to make the price go up.
01:28:03 Yeah.
01:28:03 So, this clip, the avian flu is bred mostly by ducks and geese.
01:28:07 Why did Biden Ramsey randomly kill chickens, though?
01:28:09 This is from the director of the White House.
01:28:11 This is, but the Biden plan was to just kill chickens,
01:28:16 and they spent billions of dollars randomly killing chickens,
01:28:19 having this, having a smart perimeter.
01:28:21 Well, whatever he just said, it's literally what he just said
01:28:23 because they killed all the chickens.
01:28:24 And so what we need to do is I don't like the random.
01:28:26 I want them to systematically kill the chickens.
01:28:28 I don't want them to randomly kill random them to make sure that the process
01:28:32 like sometimes they use a knife, sometimes they use them to like study them to see
01:28:35 if maybe it's having a smart perimeter is what we're working on.
01:28:38 And we're finalizing the idea
01:28:39 that avian flu supposedly was not affecting the government.
01:28:42 And that's the kind of thing that should have happened a year ago.
01:28:44 They were making him kill a bunch of ostriches, too.
01:28:46 I wonder how that worked out better than they are now.
01:28:48 But the flu was a real thing.
01:28:49 And by the way, it's spread mostly by ducks and geese.
01:28:52 And so think about it.
01:28:54 They're killing chickens to stop the spread.
01:28:55 But chickens don't really fly.
01:28:57 The spread is happening from the geese to the ducks.
01:28:59 And so why does it make any sense to have a big perimeter of dead chickens?
01:29:02 Well, it's the ducks to the geese that are spreading.
01:29:05 Well, well, because I think they might be a better
01:29:08 policy has been to to kill those chickens, as you know.
01:29:12 But we'll watch for the details of that.
01:29:14 Sure, sure of it.
01:29:17 That was, you know, women, what I was gonna say about,
01:29:21 what does it say about the, the chickens when they attack?
01:29:27 Perfect.
01:29:28 Know about the avian flu?
01:29:32 Yeah. I don't know about that. No worries.
01:29:34 That's a shame.
01:29:37 There's the chicken attacks.
01:29:41 Nope.
01:29:41 I got your attacks.
01:29:43 I do have my own personal rent.
01:29:47 Well, let's finish these chicken attacks.
01:29:48 Oh, that's an old one. Okay.
01:29:50 These are okay.
01:29:51 I we usually we split chicken attacks up, but we can after chicken here.
01:29:54 My dad said, hey, man, the chicken attack. My dad.
01:29:57 I mean, chickens like you, it's hard to get away.
01:29:59 Just kept charging at me.
01:30:02 This thing kept coming.
01:30:04 Animal. This vicious animal.
01:30:06 So vicious, almost evil, almost evil.
01:30:09 Sinister.
01:30:14 This is the.
01:30:14 This one has no context for anywhere.
01:30:17 It's so hard to fit in anywhere because it makes no sense.
01:30:19 But it's my favorite one of his.
01:30:21 We tried to talk to the family last night to close the door in our faces.
01:30:25 They closed the door on the fish.
01:30:27 Hello, I love it. He's a great he's a gem.
01:30:30 This game actually.
01:30:35 Great jerk chicken attack.
01:30:38 Oh, the food court bought
01:30:43 the female or drag queen.
01:30:46 I think it's a female.
01:30:48 Okay, I have a pretty good.
01:30:49 I'm pretty sure that's a female. Oh, good. I yeah,
01:30:52 I've been there before.
01:30:54 I know,
01:30:56 and I've been here every 15 minutes roughly.
01:30:59 Yeah.
01:31:00 It's it's hard to see because I can't zoom in.
01:31:04 Leave it to the woman's reaction.
01:31:07 I got.
01:31:19 The chicken.
01:31:25 In video.
01:31:25 I mean, I guess it came near him, but the screen
01:31:29 was more of a problem than the chicken.
01:31:33 Like, they have two camera angles.
01:31:37 I wish I could make a full screen.
01:31:40 Thank you.
01:31:41 I hope you have a
01:31:44 pinch. Zoom.
01:31:46 You can pinch zoom. It.
01:31:48 No, no, I couldn't.
01:31:50 You could because I did it.
01:31:54 You could.
01:31:57 We did that one
01:31:59 chicken attacked.
01:31:59 We did that one.
01:32:00 I'm way back too far.
01:32:04 Oh, I don't think I can show this one
01:32:05 until we get to rumble.
01:32:09 That was a horrible,
01:32:10 horrible, horrible, horrible attack in Ohio.
01:32:14 Where are we doing? Comments on YouTube.
01:32:17 A rumble.
01:32:19 Oh, we got comments.
01:32:20 I should get to the comments.
01:32:23 Can't do it all at once. What are we doing?
01:32:25 There is a breaking news out of, Detroit recently,
01:32:29 but it is. I'm just curious.
01:32:32 And,
01:32:39 It was a, mother who,
01:32:41 whose children died, in the cold.
01:32:45 Oh. Come on.
01:32:46 First, breaking news in the sibling tragedy that shook
01:32:50 metro Detroit after two kids died of a parent.
01:32:53 Hypothermia. That's not very kind. No parking garage.
01:32:55 Oh seven news, Detroit at six.
01:32:57 I'm Carolyn Clifford, and I'm Simon shake at this story has devastated our area.
01:33:01 Just moments ago, seven News Detroit reporter Darren Cunningham talking
01:33:05 with the mother of those two children.
01:33:07 Darren joining us live right now from Detroit's west side with more
01:33:11 from their conversation, from their
01:33:13 corner.
01:33:14 This is simply heartbreaking.
01:33:17 He just went to a random corner in the area.
01:33:19 Very heartbreaking.
01:33:20 Carolyn Simon moments ago I did place in West Side corner Tatiana Williams,
01:33:24 who lost her nine year old and her two year old also in the vehicle at the time.
01:33:28 Her four year old and her eight year old, also Tatiana's mother and
01:33:32 her two siblings, a 13 year old and the 70 year old also stay in that vehicle.
01:33:36 She tells me that she has been homeless for three months, and that she is trying
01:33:40 to do better for herself, trying to get back on her feet.
01:33:43 She told me she's a CNA, a medical assistant
01:33:45 and that she was actually about to start a new job tomorrow.
01:33:48 And so I did speak with her and I asked her.
01:33:50 One of the questions I did ask her was to take me back to yesterday.
01:33:57 Yesterday I woke up to wake them up from school.
01:34:00 So crocodiles wouldn't move. It.
01:34:05 And I kept saying, steady,
01:34:07 please get up, please,
01:34:11 please don't do this to me.
01:34:14 They ran out of here because I was seeing in the medical system.
01:34:18 I've been working there since I was 17.
01:34:22 I tried to give him sleep, you know, just giving him CPR.
01:34:25 I just kept saying, don't leave me.
01:34:27 Don't leave me, please.
01:34:30 I started crying and both have come first of
01:34:33 and brought me to the hospital.
01:34:35 I was under the window.
01:34:37 Stop, stop, stop! We gotta get this.
01:34:39 No to you.
01:34:39 Have you ever had a dream that we get you with?
01:34:43 You want to thank you and you had you.
01:34:46 You want to get here? So was that instance.
01:34:49 That was that time? It was inside the car. It's me.
01:34:51 Grab my baby on and thank goodness.
01:34:53 No. No tears.
01:34:54 Hello.
01:34:55 I'm okay to me that so hold on, hold on okay.
01:34:58 As a parent, as a non parent, you have no way of understanding.
01:35:02 I like I know you like when I say that.
01:35:04 So I'm pulling that card that okay I hate it I hate it.
01:35:08 People judge people in a tragic tragic situation.
01:35:11 Like if she doesn't cry for six months, that's normal.
01:35:15 If she.
01:35:16 I know more than you think, though.
01:35:18 That's the thing though. I'm leading.
01:35:21 I'm setting that up. So just
01:35:24 so there was help.
01:35:25 There were beds.
01:35:26 There were warm beds that she could stay in, not too far away
01:35:28 from where she was parked in this parking garage.
01:35:30 But she had to sign a no drug clause.
01:35:33 I don't know what it was, but she was responsible, and she had means
01:35:36 that could have gotten her out of this situation.
01:35:38 And she didn't take those, and she put her kids in danger.
01:35:41 And she is the one who killed her own children.
01:35:45 Allegedly.
01:35:46 Well, what do the kids got to take some personal responsibility, I know.
01:35:50 Right?
01:35:51 Two of them survive, and they'd have done something, did you?
01:35:54 I don't want to get into it because this would be the wrong topic for kindness.
01:35:56 It's like anti kindness.
01:35:57 But did you hear about the three kids in Pontiac that were left abandoned?
01:36:00 Also? Oh,
01:36:03 very, very heartbreaking.
01:36:04 The new McFall brothers mother lives in a different apartment
01:36:08 and left the three kids to fend for themselves.
01:36:10 12, 13 and 15. And it was a shit. Nine she's 20.
01:36:12 Literally shit everywhere is also receiving help from Detroit Power.
01:36:16 Detroit, that organization.
01:36:18 That's the building that we're actually, standing outside of here.
01:36:20 So I'm going to do some research really quick to see if I can find any.
01:36:24 And of course, all this is alleged.
01:36:26 We don't. Yeah, it's a legend.
01:36:27 But I do believe this all happened.
01:36:31 I know, but nowadays, you know, just this didn't really happen.
01:36:34 That was a fake news story.
01:36:36 That was I generated news story.
01:36:39 All of this is I generated.
01:36:41 You just put that at the beginning of the show.
01:36:43 This is all I generated,
01:36:45 isn't it?
01:36:46 That protects everything, right?
01:36:50 Does it not?
01:36:52 I should say the N-word.
01:36:53 I mean, it shouldn't, but it does.
01:36:55 For my understanding, anything that's, I cannot be.
01:36:59 Well, maybe it can't be copyrighted, but it doesn't mean it couldn't still be
01:37:04 there.
01:37:04 There's some legalities.
01:37:08 All right, where's my.
01:37:12 Okay.
01:37:13 How am I going to come out of this one?
01:37:14 Not in my.
01:37:20 I'm not coming on.
01:37:23 Come on, come on, come on. Give me a key.
01:37:26 No no no no no no no no no no no no no.
01:37:31 Okay.
01:37:31 Our comments this week start on YouTube with this video.
01:37:35 If it's already
01:37:36 if it's already determined, why do we even have the word choice.
01:37:40 Yeah.
01:37:40 Why why?
01:37:43 Our commenter said I have seen no evidence of free will.
01:37:47 It's not even an illusion.
01:37:48 It's just an undefined concept.
01:37:50 We by default assume that we have free will.
01:37:53 There's no evidence of this.
01:37:55 It's not even about arguing against free will.
01:37:56 You have to first prove that it's even possible. And then.
01:37:59 And then and then and then prove.
01:38:04 And then and then I'm stuck in a loop.
01:38:08 Somebody is going to have to help me if I
01:38:11 if there is parking for garage.
01:38:15 So let's pause comments for a moment to have a quick grammar lesson.
01:38:18 Gary, when you're talking to something, as in, the next step,
01:38:23 like I want to do this and then prove something,
01:38:27 it's then yeah,
01:38:30 well then it will.
01:38:31 Then how would we tell them?
01:38:35 That's embarrassing.
01:38:38 That's a sorry.
01:38:39 That dictation that threw me off.
01:38:40 I don't have a lot of pet peeves, but that's one of them.
01:38:43 I know what he means, but that's not what he said.
01:38:46 You have to first prove that it's even possible, and then prove
01:38:49 that it is present in order for me to disprove it.
01:38:52 This has never been done as far as I know.
01:38:55 Casual determination remains demonstrable, demonstrably
01:38:59 true, and eliminates all possibility for free will.
01:39:02 Write comments on the comment. Correct.
01:39:05 That's correct.
01:39:08 And, it's interesting that
01:39:11 people say the illusion of free will is important
01:39:16 because people act better if they think
01:39:19 they have free will.
01:39:22 They really do.
01:39:24 It's a, Or it's possible they actually have some type
01:39:28 of a mechanism in Cluded in will
01:39:33 might not be 100% free, but it's inside of them.
01:39:35 Will there's a mechanism inside a will.
01:39:39 Yeah. Yeah.
01:39:40 Like one of them little the vibrator like the dildos that do this creates time.
01:39:45 It creates time.
01:39:46 You told you about the Christmas queen?
01:39:48 I didn't even know about the Christmas we.
01:39:52 You know what?
01:39:53 You should take that knowledge and consider it for everything else I say.
01:39:56 And bring to the table.
01:39:57 You should I just just. I'm just saying.
01:40:01 Okay.
01:40:01 Our next comment.
01:40:02 By the way, I have you been to a streaming service lately
01:40:05 and been prompted to support black.
01:40:08 I hope this is better than the last comment.
01:40:12 Yeah, okay, this I went back to I like all people or no, I don't.
01:40:15 I don't like any people. But regardless.
01:40:18 So Doug audio
01:40:20 I'm sorry Doug audios.
01:40:22 The ozone dose I see Doug is Doug you're doing great.
01:40:28 Oh, just called Dave.
01:40:29 Dave said especially the blacks.
01:40:32 Oh, yeah.
01:40:34 So this is this is current.
01:40:35 This is not our point of view.
01:40:38 We probably don't share this point of view.
01:40:39 We may, but we not necessarily.
01:40:42 So what does he mean by
01:40:44 I don't know, I think he was talking about when Gary said
01:40:48 I want to see more of this lately and been prompted to I hate everything
01:40:53 artistry.
01:40:56 And then he also also not have somebody else
01:40:59 Zaslav way Levy says,
01:41:02 I'm sorry, I don't love what call them Dave.
01:41:05 I mean, okay, Dave.
01:41:08 Racial caste system at this point amongst the minorities,
01:41:12 what he put a period at the end of that, even though there's no verb.
01:41:17 So I don't know a lot about grammar,
01:41:18 but I do know how to create a complete sentence.
01:41:20 I may not know how to say one,
01:41:22 but in my head, right, I, I know how to assemble a sentence.
01:41:26 Okay, your internal dialog is correct.
01:41:30 What are you and you said dialog.
01:41:34 You only have two in your head because I often hear other people
01:41:37 and the voices in your head, it's just, oh, they're not
01:41:42 they're not necessarily in my head, I guess because other camp,
01:41:45 other people can't hear.
01:41:46 Yeah, I, I can't get them to stop.
01:41:49 They come.
01:41:49 No they don't, they don't shut up when they talk to me.
01:41:52 What. So is what's the explanation to that?
01:41:55 Is it just, just like, collateral damage?
01:42:00 I don't even
01:42:00 know if it's you or you're the observer of the voices.
01:42:03 I don't even know.
01:42:04 No, no, I, I don't want to get into the philosophical.
01:42:06 I just meant every human I've ever talked to cannot eat.
01:42:09 I mean, monks, in some meditation level, you can reach the silence you're supposed
01:42:13 to, like, invert on yourself and find the secret of the meaning of the universe.
01:42:17 Yeah, but most people cannot stop
01:42:21 like you could.
01:42:22 Something like I heard some people say that I can.
01:42:24 They start by instead of words or anything a coherent.
01:42:27 They pick a tone or a or speaking of the kid.
01:42:31 Oh yeah.
01:42:33 It's good.
01:42:34 And eventually that makes that easier to drown out.
01:42:37 But I don't think drowning out is that you guys know, silence.
01:42:41 Or, another way you can cheat is with,
01:42:45 psychedelics with a man.
01:42:47 Hallucinogenic drugs cannot.
01:42:50 Everything I learned from Hallucinogenics.
01:42:52 I learned from a book last night.
01:42:54 So I don't know what you would mean by that.
01:42:57 I see what you did there.
01:42:59 And, and I appreciate.
01:43:03 Right?
01:43:04 I don't know, Sterling white. What's.
01:43:06 Oh. Sterling state.
01:43:08 What? Sterling what? Oh.
01:43:09 Sterling Heights I get it. Yes.
01:43:11 Ryan says I guess everybody should be raised in sterling whites like you.
01:43:15 Yeah,
01:43:17 yeah, it was, it was such a f and scumbag.
01:43:20 Who, who?
01:43:21 There's three of us here, right? Right.
01:43:24 I know you did. You didn't.
01:43:26 I'm assuming what I do to
01:43:29 to make the world a better place.
01:43:32 I make myself out to be the bad guy,
01:43:35 and I'm okay with that.
01:43:37 1136 what did I say it? 1136
01:43:41 I have no evidence of free will.
01:43:43 It was eight years ago.
01:43:46 Oh, about the probably the the the the woman
01:43:50 whose kids died.
01:43:51 I did get shut down, though, by a proper and.
01:43:54 Yeah, we tried to we tried to move on past the.
01:43:57 Yeah. No, the woman is criticized.
01:43:58 Still, she's been living in the van running for children for long.
01:44:01 Okay, we I try to move back to channel nine and two words spouse.
01:44:05 If they were later pronounced dead from what appeared to be hypothermia.
01:44:07 So she was in the car with them
01:44:08 as they were dying of hypothermia at night in the Greektown parking lot.
01:44:12 So I don't know why she just didn't take them inside Greektown
01:44:16 for a little bit or what? How?
01:44:17 Like she wasn't, like, that cold, but.
01:44:20 And it wasn't concern.
01:44:21 She wasn't like, hovering them. Like holding them.
01:44:23 No, I'm just going to park here like you're you're solely responsible.
01:44:27 You give up your children.
01:44:28 If you can't afford them, you you put them in foster care.
01:44:30 You put them in a fucking somewhere that can take better care of them.
01:44:33 I don't know what that's that's solely on her.
01:44:37 She killed her, killed children.
01:44:38 And the crocodile tears show that
01:44:40 maybe there was something else going on, that maybe she was trying to fuck off.
01:44:44 I know, Brady, I know you're teaching me
01:44:47 to be the optimistic glass half full part of this show.
01:44:51 You're not even mentioning the two kids that are still alive.
01:44:55 You know, those they get.
01:44:56 They get twice as much now.
01:44:59 Well, I mean, clearly
01:45:00 she couldn't handle four and God or nature or kindness,
01:45:04 whatever you want to fill in the blank for, took care of it for her.
01:45:08 Oh. Solved.
01:45:10 Now she doesn't have to take care of any children.
01:45:13 Yes she does.
01:45:13 Just assume that if two of your children died there would.
01:45:17 They would be like you. Would there be tears like you?
01:45:19 Would there be tears there?
01:45:21 Like the irony there, though, is now she's allowed to have a crocodile.
01:45:24 I was wondering how many kids you can raise in a van.
01:45:28 I just wonder how many kids you could kill them. It.
01:45:31 I lost one child.
01:45:34 Would you do?
01:45:36 But you don't have an.
01:45:39 No. No.
01:45:42 No, I didn't have any say in the matter.
01:45:44 Who was killed before?
01:45:45 Killed before conception? Stillborn.
01:45:48 Said that you blew it on her face.
01:45:52 No, no, I put it in the right spot.
01:45:55 My. My oldest brother was stillborn.
01:45:59 Eldest?
01:46:01 Yeah, I was stillborn, too.
01:46:04 Yeah, I know,
01:46:06 I should have had the stillborn.
01:46:09 Okay.
01:46:10 This cued up.
01:46:12 I had a birthing.
01:46:13 Hold on, I was leading, I was getting somewhere with the birth and death.
01:46:17 You're not ready. I'm not ready.
01:46:19 Oh my lord. Well, we can go sideways here.
01:46:21 All right?
01:46:22 No, I want to fire.
01:46:26 I know I went too far in the days of,
01:46:27 like, start turning into dates.
01:46:31 I have no idea what the date is. 17.
01:46:35 My boyfriend and I rented an apartment six weeks ago.
01:46:38 A friend of his needed a place
01:46:39 to stay due to some marital problems, so we decided she could stay with us.
01:46:43 At the beginning, she offered us $500 and we agreed to that.
01:46:47 Abby, she hasn't paid us flag.
01:46:49 She hasn't paid us a dime.
01:46:51 She has chipped in maybe $30 for food.
01:46:54 She sleeps all day and sits in a room playing games on her phone all night.
01:46:58 She demands we take her anywhere she needs to go, gives
01:47:01 no help around the house, and makes nasty comments about my boyfriend.
01:47:05 Comments.
01:47:05 Oh yeah, we were still doing comments when I'm writing.
01:47:07 You know I have tried.
01:47:09 I have tried explaining that, oh yeah, we had to go back to that.
01:47:11 I've tried explaining that I'm,
01:47:12 I'm the only one paying the bills here, and she seems to be freeloading.
01:47:16 She even had her boyfriend here.
01:47:18 I am on a fixed income, and I feel like she's taking advantage of the situation.
01:47:22 Do you have any advice for me? Signed.
01:47:24 Feels like a fool.
01:47:26 Okay. I feel like a fool.
01:47:28 Let's do the math here.
01:47:30 If she wasn't living there, would that change the bills that you'd have to pay out?
01:47:36 So you're asking price?
01:47:38 Okay, so.
01:47:41 But she chipped in for groceries.
01:47:43 So $30 that could offset some of that.
01:47:47 But, my point is,
01:47:50 she would be in the same exact position regardless of,
01:47:55 active payments. So
01:47:58 I would choose in that particular instance, finance.
01:48:02 People who are hardest to love need love the most.
01:48:05 I think I somehow skipped the sentence where it says she sleeps all day
01:48:10 and sits in a room playing video games on her phone all night.
01:48:13 No, no, you read
01:48:15 okay.
01:48:16 It just wasn't in one ear and out the other.
01:48:19 No, I heard it.
01:48:20 That was remote viewing at the time.
01:48:23 You know, you were.
01:48:23 I see, it was,
01:48:27 it's an important part of the thing,
01:48:30 but either you're doing something good or you're not,
01:48:34 is it?
01:48:35 We did. We get this camera?
01:48:37 What would you know?
01:48:38 You've never been in a situation of desperation, so you cannot relate.
01:48:41 Shut the fuck up.
01:48:43 Oh, I've never missed a meal.
01:48:45 And welcome to Fledge Rants Live.
01:48:47 Like comment. Subscribe.
01:48:48 I'm sure everybody liked, comment and subscribed.
01:48:50 I haven't done it.
01:48:51 Every Monday, 10 p.m. eastern.
01:48:54 I should probably like, comment and subscribe. You.
01:48:57 Well, if you won't, who will?
01:48:59 I know.
01:49:03 Also, I mentioned that it's probably more efficient
01:49:06 to drive three people two miles than it is to walk
01:49:11 on the show wire mentalist that explain to me
01:49:13 that it would been better for me to drive to get my kids to school than walk,
01:49:16 because it costs more to feed them than it does for the $0.15 a gas.
01:49:21 So Trinity seven says untrue.
01:49:24 Humans are way more energy efficient than cars.
01:49:27 Well, I guess as long as you say so.
01:49:30 I believe what they meant, what they meant is there are some.
01:49:33 If you take a marathon runner and the best, most efficient cars
01:49:36 on paper efficiency, I think it's 20 to 25%
01:49:40 people being a little bit more, you know, the marathon runner being more efficient.
01:49:44 But I was talking about my American kids
01:49:46 and my American unfit body,
01:49:50 basically, that if we would walk,
01:49:53 we would have to eat extra breakfast or a ham.
01:49:55 I based on a hamburger, I heard this expression
01:49:57 that a gallon of gas versus a hamburger, some cost.
01:49:59 You know that the hamburger actually costs the tack.
01:50:03 Counting the tax on the environment, not just the 250 in your pocket.
01:50:06 Right. Because 1050.
01:50:07 Yeah, that's more what I was talking about,
01:50:10 that it's kind of counterintuitive,
01:50:11 but just to drive would have been more efficient.
01:50:14 And doing the math again, I did it
01:50:16 and it was still way more efficient even if I fed my kids.
01:50:20 Basically, the rough estimation is about a dollar for 100 calories.
01:50:25 Yeah.
01:50:25 For for I mean it with it with inflation, it's probably more.
01:50:28 But just, just let's just say that if you tried feeding
01:50:31 your children gasoline and also it also you can you can walk a mile
01:50:37 in someone else's food, 100 calories will make you walk a mile. So
01:50:40 I would have to feed my kids 200 calories automatically, make you walk a mile.
01:50:46 What? Sorry. What?
01:50:48 Their school was two miles away.
01:50:50 We had to automatically walk two miles both ways anyways,
01:50:54 so to feed some fun to play with, to walk
01:50:59 two miles would be 200 calories a person, 600 calories.
01:51:03 So whatever the cost to feed the three of us 600 calories
01:51:08 equal to or, you know, compared to.
01:51:13 I don't know what's the mileage of a gallon
01:51:15 and how much is a gallon of gas.
01:51:16 If you get some easy math.
01:51:20 Well, let's just say I'm driving an average car minivan at the time.
01:51:23 Probably that got 20 mile.
01:51:24 That's to go way under 20 miles.
01:51:27 It probably got more like 32.
01:51:28 But let's just say 20 miles city driving 20 miles to the gallon.
01:51:33 So two miles would be what, a 10th of a gallon?
01:51:36 Did I do some pretty easy math there.
01:51:39 So if it's $5, how much is a 10th of $5 let's say $0.50.
01:51:44 So it would have taken me $0.50 to take my three kids to school.
01:51:47 Tell me how the fuck I could feed them 600 calories for $0.50, please,
01:51:52 please Trinity, in your next comment, tell me how I can feed my kids.
01:51:55 Because I'd like to know because I'm hungry.
01:51:57 For how much? $0.50.
01:52:00 I'm looking for a day.
01:52:02 No, I would need to feed them 600 calories.
01:52:04 You weren't listening to all my math because you don't watch to show.
01:52:06 But I'm not going to make.
01:52:10 Skinny, I don't know on the math part of it.
01:52:12 How's my jaw impersonation work to show daddy what is the best fucking show?
01:52:18 Perfect spot on. Great.
01:52:20 So in my comparison, just so you just catch up, you're the dad.
01:52:23 Ryan's guy.
01:52:24 That actually, I think harder than that 600 calories.
01:52:27 I would have had to feed them as opposed to $0.50 worth of gas.
01:52:32 In other words, I was right.
01:52:33 It would have been cheaper at least.
01:52:35 And in my mind, that means more efficient to drive
01:52:39 three people than to feed them to walk two miles.
01:52:42 If we were marathon runners, then yeah, there would have been a 5% difference
01:52:46 and you would have been right. Trinity. But you're wrong.
01:52:48 I don't say people are wrong that often, but you are wrong.
01:52:51 Yeah, especially when you start your comment with untrue.
01:52:54 We were right. You were wrong.
01:52:56 You apologize.
01:52:58 All right, next comment.
01:53:00 We got a bunch of comments.
01:53:01 We got to get through them okay.
01:53:03 The captain's Star Wars in full effect.
01:53:06 Oh, yeah.
01:53:07 Oh, there he is.
01:53:08 So what's his face?
01:53:11 Star Wars?
01:53:12 Well, where they could have a better halftime show.
01:53:15 It lowered the bar so much.
01:53:17 You know, I'm not saying
01:53:18 because I don't want here to hear you want to tell your halftime show,
01:53:21 but he dropped the bar so low, we can for, like, a couple decades solo.
01:53:25 Oh, there was a Star Wars comment.
01:53:28 So clever.
01:53:29 And you hear it for like, a couple decades now
01:53:34 when he dropped the bar. Solo.
01:53:36 Solo. Boom.
01:53:37 Nice.
01:53:39 Next comment.
01:53:41 Yeah, this is my favorite comment of the week.
01:53:44 Okay, color of the week.
01:53:45 My favorite argument for God's existence is that I believe in free.
01:53:48 Well, okay,
01:53:48 the reason that I think
01:53:49 this is an argument for God's existence is because if you believe
01:53:52 that human beings are essentially just balls of meat wandering around
01:53:56 in the universe, the kind of people stone that thinks,
01:53:58 why did he go with that shape of its own accord, but actually was thrown?
01:54:01 If you believe that and you don't believe,
01:54:04 then there's internal coherence and logic to it.
01:54:06 My favorite,
01:54:08 the nice what the Nasdaq
01:54:11 minor theist he went across because that's the shape of atoms.
01:54:16 The most natural shape in the universe.
01:54:18 Most natural shape in the universe are spherical.
01:54:21 The most natural shape in the universe I thought was tetrahedrons is spherical.
01:54:26 So if you laugh in thinking it was ridiculous
01:54:29 that someone say that, then you are uneducated.
01:54:32 Okay, I thought to myself.
01:54:34 The only reason I said it is because of hairy testicles.
01:54:38 Thank you though, I appreciate you laughing because yeah, I'm laughing
01:54:41 because of the balls. Because of balls, right?
01:54:44 No, because we didn't realize that balls are the most, like a bubble.
01:54:47 You know, the,
01:54:50 we've covered this before, actually.
01:54:52 The the coherence of a bubble, the perfect bubble.
01:54:56 Yeah, we definitely covered that.
01:54:58 We came up with balls theory.
01:55:00 But guess what?
01:55:01 Gnostic Monotheists isn't the stupidest obtuse comment.
01:55:04 Scott Combs 1109 is by simply calling us I.
01:55:09 This is I,
01:55:12 we are
01:55:13 this is I.
01:55:14 I don't know his I'm I'm interpreting I don't know his obviously his intent
01:55:19 this is I, I don't know
01:55:21 does he mean I said this whole shows I.
01:55:24 Oh okay.
01:55:26 Oh then maybe he's listening and I was wrong, I apologize.
01:55:30 I mean, I wrote this by hand.
01:55:32 I love it when people.
01:55:34 My daughter used to get in trouble all the time because they would say
01:55:37 that her papers are written, she's using AI, and she
01:55:41 she she's just she just put a sentence together.
01:55:45 And compared to all her peers and classmates,
01:55:48 you know, you know what she tells you?
01:55:51 Oh, no, dad, I don't use AI.
01:55:52 I swear.
01:55:54 Yeah, right.
01:55:56 Yeah. Do you have more comments?
01:55:58 Yeah, yeah, tons of comments.
01:55:59 With so many comments, God told Adam and Eve they are not to eat
01:56:04 from the ants fruit, that particular tree in the middle of the garden.
01:56:09 Well, I like I have some because on that day I'll surely die.
01:56:13 Serpent came up and said, you won't die.
01:56:15 You'll just know the difference between good and evil.
01:56:18 So they took a bite.
01:56:20 And what happened?
01:56:23 They found out that the serpent was telling the truth
01:56:26 and Yahweh was lying to them. See?
01:56:29 All right, I, I didn't I didn't call you out on that
01:56:31 because there's no point for me to do that,
01:56:33 because then it it would infer that I actually care, and that I actually am
01:56:37 going to try to convince you of something or not something.
01:56:42 But Leon
01:56:43 TZ Invictus definitely said what I was thinking.
01:56:47 What is it?
01:56:49 It introduced death to mankind through Adam.
01:56:51 So no, he did not die.
01:56:52 Death is unnatural to us as image bearers of God.
01:56:55 Death by the way of sin separates us from God.
01:56:58 This is also why Christ died and conquered, plundered Hades for three days.
01:57:02 His resurrection restores all nature under his headship
01:57:06 and is why all our resurrected in the end now hey, before you attack him
01:57:10 for in the magical stuff, I know you don't get it.
01:57:14 You're like I remember, what he was saying was
01:57:17 it wasn't like a magic trick and a magic wand and like, poof, you're dead.
01:57:21 But before.
01:57:22 And this is my interpretation of the understanding of Adam and Eve
01:57:26 when they decided to not listen to God, regardless
01:57:29 of the analogies in the symbolism.
01:57:31 Forget the symbolism, listen to me, or else.
01:57:35 As far as I know, they didn't die.
01:57:37 There was no good or evil. There was no yin and yang.
01:57:40 Everything in the Garden of Eden, whatever this figurative place was, was perfect
01:57:45 heaven like, you know, without flaws, without death, without pain.
01:57:50 So by not whatever, you know, by biting the apple, whatever that, that
01:57:56 that story was, they introduced
01:57:59 this life of good and evil,
01:58:03 physical laws, death involved in that.
01:58:07 Okay. Now you go ahead and attack them.
01:58:09 I think it's a great story.
01:58:11 It's was the, the, it's a the good guys and the bad guys.
01:58:16 Like I said, you can tell the good guys from the bad guys by the takes
01:58:20 they employ,
01:58:23 attempting someone with,
01:58:27 something and telling
01:58:28 them it's not fair game
01:58:32 and but but, also having an available is
01:58:37 is an unfair test.
01:58:41 I think you're missing the point again.
01:58:43 The point is, you know, enjoy the ride.
01:58:46 Everything I've given you as a gift, accept it.
01:58:49 Now, I don't get I don't want. That's. To me, that's weird.
01:58:50 I don't want to get into that. That just from their point of view.
01:58:53 Just for a moment.
01:58:54 Think from a believers point of view and,
01:58:56 you know, religious doctrine and all that.
01:58:59 If you don't believe, though, that, I mean, if you really want to know
01:59:02 the difference between good and evil,
01:59:03 because you remember how I always say if if you ask God for strength,
01:59:05 he doesn't wave a magic wand to make you strong.
01:59:07 He'll put you through turmoil to make you build yourself up, to be strong or die.
01:59:12 So he you know, do you want to know the difference between good and evil?
01:59:16 You're going to have to feel the difference.
01:59:17 You're going to live the difference.
01:59:19 You're going to have to have have to be that difference.
01:59:21 And they said, yes, please.
01:59:22 They said yes, please.
01:59:24 We don't trust you.
01:59:25 We don't trust your divine ness or whatever.
01:59:27 Oh, on that day they shall surely die
01:59:30 was a metaphor for not on that day they shouldn't surely die.
01:59:33 Or or on that day.
01:59:36 Where does it say on that day they should surely die?
01:59:39 I I've never read that one. It's been.
01:59:42 I just
01:59:43 remember a day is a thousand years, so that's confusing and also convenient
01:59:46 from your point of view.
01:59:47 I get on and then you fell for surely die.
01:59:50 It's it's early 30s Genesis chapter two.
01:59:54 Yeah. I made up the verse.
01:59:56 To chapter two, verse
01:59:58 16 in the on that day you shall surely die.
02:00:03 Just say on that day you shall truly die.
02:00:06 And it will tell you no, no, no, no, that's not how the internet works.
02:00:10 On that day you shall surely Die is a direct
02:00:16 well, yes, it does work that way.
02:00:20 We'll see.
02:00:20 But all right,
02:00:21 now I would have to talk to somebody who could actually speak Hebrew, man.
02:00:25 Because you know how bad the translation is.
02:00:28 Okay. You shall surely die.
02:00:33 It's that.
02:00:34 Yeah.
02:00:34 So I would call it represents the immediate consequence of disobeying
02:00:38 God's command. The Bible quote.
02:00:40 So then immediately started dying,
02:00:43 which from my experience takes about 80 years.
02:00:47 And you don't realize that immortality is
02:00:53 crazy? Yeah. It's stupid.
02:00:55 Unrealistic, unreasonable.
02:00:57 No, I do, I just I prefaced everything by saying, this is their point of view.
02:01:01 This is the way they behave, right?
02:01:03 You are in this body in a sense of like this bitch stance.
02:01:08 No, no, no incoherent.
02:01:12 Like not in physics, obviously.
02:01:15 And I disagree with you.
02:01:16 I just don't want to get into that debate again.
02:01:18 Right?
02:01:19 Defined by your experience, your awareness, your coherence
02:01:22 and your ability to be physically in this body.
02:01:25 Yes. Right.
02:01:26 But if this body grew all these particles and all this,
02:01:30 all all these atoms that all these cells and that they will do
02:01:33 something after I'm gone, like, they'll they'll do stuff.
02:01:36 Yeah. And there's probably no awareness of one another.
02:01:38 But we all know that cells, cells respond what you defines as immortality.
02:01:43 What about body stream.
02:01:45 No. Not you not being at him.
02:01:47 I'm somebody business man. You.
02:01:52 And is not what
02:01:53 anybody defines as immortality.
02:01:56 It's defined as knowing everything, which would include
02:02:00 my life experience, the heat death of the universe.
02:02:03 It definitely comes before the end of time.
02:02:08 The what? Entropy.
02:02:09 Is that what you just stated? Yeah, sure.
02:02:13 Blah blah blah.
02:02:14 So so I say the physical realm has nothing to do with this,
02:02:18 and we must be released from this physical realm to experience whatever's next.
02:02:22 And you fight it by saying this physical realm.
02:02:25 Yes, of course, this physical, these physical rules.
02:02:29 What if just what if do you believe in a place where the rules don't apply?
02:02:34 No. What about.
02:02:36 Oh, really? Schrodinger's. Yes. Like it.
02:02:39 So gravity exists at a subatomic level.
02:02:41 None of this shit makes sense. No.
02:02:44 Why do you feel it works backwards?
02:02:46 I don't feel like this.
02:02:47 Like physical world is. Is what?
02:02:50 Because to me, is like quantum physics says,
02:02:53 this physical world is not what it is like.
02:02:56 It's all. Yeah, that's right.
02:02:57 That's when I said some atomic, I meant quantum.
02:02:59 I don't know why it's whatever.
02:03:01 Yeah, it's all the experience.
02:03:03 It's every it is our everything.
02:03:06 Our experience is limited.
02:03:08 And the Garden of Eden is an example of physical manifestation.
02:03:13 Like that is all they were.
02:03:16 And therefore immortality is not possible in that sense.
02:03:23 Like very
02:03:25 specific to their situation, immortality is incoherent.
02:03:31 But what if it was even before the Big Bang?
02:03:33 What if, I mean, that's possible.
02:03:35 Adam and Eve supposedly started everything before people beginning of time
02:03:39 to some weird and perhaps incoherent energy.
02:03:42 Okay, what if it has to do with a baseball game?
02:03:46 It literally starts out in the beginning.
02:03:53 Amen.
02:03:55 I know you don't. You just can't.
02:03:56 You just can't give any credence at all to the fact
02:04:00 that this universe is so fucking weird with all.
02:04:03 No, he can't. He's weird.
02:04:04 That's calm and gravity and ego.
02:04:06 It's literally the definition of ego.
02:04:08 Man's ego will not allow him to do that.
02:04:10 Otherwise he'll have to admit that he's better than.
02:04:13 No, no, I think it's because it makes
02:04:15 you think that we're so much a greater than that.
02:04:19 We are.
02:04:20 You say that, though, because a lot of the things I 100% agree with you.
02:04:25 So when you say you guys and all that, right, we're the same.
02:04:29 We're the same. You and I, we're both humans.
02:04:32 The same, influence the same.
02:04:34 Perhaps this I present so many different angles and he just
02:04:39 it dumbly repeats an obviously wrong argument.
02:04:43 But I'm fucking sick of hearing. Yeah.
02:04:46 Oh, I love her.
02:04:49 Our last few comments,
02:04:51 her foreheads large.
02:04:52 Oh my lord, her head is like cranial, which was over your large forehead.
02:04:56 Adam.
02:04:57 Excuse me. They are not to eat from. No, no, no. The.
02:05:00 You've got a big for a fruit from that particular tree.
02:05:02 Not like a.
02:05:04 Yeah.
02:05:04 You know mean your forehead is absolutely the regular size.
02:05:08 It just right about here the top of your head starts.
02:05:10 Yeah you're right. It goes like this. Her head. What?
02:05:13 We're I'm not just the forehead of member.
02:05:17 I hit the back button really quick.
02:05:21 So this is exactly what we were talking about.
02:05:24 Okay.
02:05:24 TikTok comments okay.
02:05:30 I rewound for, you know,
02:05:32 I wanted to go to the bits that you showed first, but I just forgot.
02:05:35 No, she'll she'll be back.
02:05:37 Jaws for sap draw sap.
02:05:39 Just drove that.
02:05:42 You're so good at these names.
02:05:43 You should just read the names from now on.
02:05:45 Dave says they surely died.
02:05:48 Did they not?
02:05:49 They died metaphorically to their blissful selves
02:05:52 and their once immortal bodies later rotted away.
02:05:55 Yeah, that's kind of what I was saying.
02:05:57 I didn't use the words here.
02:05:58 Oh, encode parent, that is. No. Why?
02:06:02 Because you're you're thinking you've done disappear if you're dead.
02:06:06 No no no no no bodies disappear.
02:06:09 You're dead.
02:06:10 But what? But what he said was poof. Done.
02:06:12 The world, the perfect world
02:06:14 that you were living in with no physical effect are now gone.
02:06:18 And you are starting to die now,
02:06:21 some of these words are not.
02:06:23 Yeah.
02:06:23 Men's lipstick, immortal bodies.
02:06:27 What if it's such an analogy that it's not even on Earth?
02:06:31 You don't even take any credence?
02:06:33 What if what if the what if avenue our energy somewhere else in some other realm?
02:06:37 And then when they disobeyed God like the Garden of Eden is not earth?
02:06:42 Is that is that possible to you or not even possible?
02:06:45 Because then
02:06:47 immortal immortality or physical bodies would have nothing to do with it.
02:06:50 What if they were put into human physical bodies when they disobeyed?
02:06:54 Okay, then then the allegory is not relatable.
02:07:00 Okay. Fair enough.
02:07:01 We are in physiology. We are different.
02:07:04 We're not just in physical body.
02:07:05 We are physical bodies.
02:07:07 Eating liberties is about to directly personal attack personally attack you.
02:07:11 Are you prepared now? I'm prepared.
02:07:15 He was going to say the same thing as the other guy, which was?
02:07:18 They surely died. Did they not?
02:07:21 No, they did not.
02:07:23 And then he warns everyone of you and says
02:07:26 false teachers are on the rise.
02:07:29 Okay,
02:07:31 okay, I'm rising.
02:07:34 There's lots of religions that have different explanations
02:07:38 on what that is, but they have an explanation of that.
02:07:43 There competing religions, and yet they all kind of have
02:07:48 a similar description of what, interests.
02:07:52 Yeah.
02:07:53 Whether it'd be Scientology, whether it'd be fucking.
02:07:56 Yeah.
02:07:56 And your take on it is because of that.
02:07:58 It's probably, it's probably real.
02:08:01 And Gary's take on it is it's probably fake, which is so funny
02:08:04 because you're both pointing to the same fact that it's common
02:08:07 against all corners of the earth and all people.
02:08:10 Therefore, it must be fictitious, is what Gary says.
02:08:13 Well, Scientology are completely insane, isn't this course?
02:08:17 Sure, aliens.
02:08:19 They had modern goalposts to kick through.
02:08:22 When we die, we go back to the stars.
02:08:25 It's like an analogy.
02:08:28 Dirt, dust over there to, worry about the final paradigm personally.
02:08:32 But I mean, we're all star.
02:08:34 We're all star stuff, so we can be.
02:08:36 Oh, thanks.
02:08:37 You know, stars.
02:08:39 There'd be no stars without us.
02:08:40 So we continue on.
02:08:42 Because actually,
02:08:44 that was the life after. Fantastic.
02:08:46 You know, your energy disappears the moment you die.
02:08:49 Energy disappears. That's the laws of physics.
02:08:51 Like, it's like the sound of the tree made from the words.
02:08:55 You know what?
02:08:55 Never transfers energy never transfers.
02:08:58 It disappears. It completely disappears.
02:09:02 Thank you. Isaac Newton.
02:09:04 He was a polymath.
02:09:05 I can't wait for the people to attack me for that kind of domestic
02:09:09 energy transfers. Dinner for do.
02:09:13 Did you know Isaac Newton wrote more religious books?
02:09:17 The math books?
02:09:19 Smart man.
02:09:20 Because he probably would have been
02:09:22 killed for blast
02:09:24 if he didn't somehow connected to that.
02:09:29 They fooled me, Jerry.
02:09:32 They fooled you, Jerry.
02:09:35 Hey, come on, come on, come on.
02:09:36 In the book.
02:09:41 Sabrina on YouTube.
02:09:43 Sabina I mean.
02:09:45 Oh, yeah. Absolutely.
02:09:47 Oh, wait. We've done too much serious stuff.
02:09:48 Let's take a musical break.
02:09:50 Yeah. And, we can do that.
02:09:54 That was.
02:09:54 I was pulling up, some scorpions
02:09:57 as we were talking about.
02:09:58 Scorpions is right on to the given.
02:10:00 The code.
02:10:01 Is he is he going Scorpion?
02:10:05 Right.
02:10:05 Is the scorpion?
02:10:07 Yeah. Oh, Scorpion.
02:10:08 I thought you meant scorpion. You're not understanding that.
02:10:10 I couldn't care any less.
02:10:12 Yeah, he doesn't care about scorpions.
02:10:14 If you couldn't
02:10:15 care any less, that means that you care more.
02:10:18 Excuse me.
02:10:19 You heard me.
02:10:22 Everyone knows that.
02:10:23 It's just not true.
02:10:26 Please. Please, please. His back.
02:10:28 Listen. They cleaned it up for.
02:10:30 They cleaned it up for Dolly Parton.
02:10:31 No. Listen. Close.
02:10:34 It. It's.
02:10:40 Kind time.
02:10:42 Sorry.
02:10:42 Just tonight, I tried to keep it
02:10:46 from using my.
02:10:54 Duet.
02:10:58 Wow. Really smiling at her.
02:11:01 Oh, crap.
02:11:04 What is left?
02:11:07 I'm like, oh my God, I'm going hear Dolly
02:11:08 Parton say, motherfucker, I can't wait.
02:11:14 I, I mean, I do.
02:11:23 You use the British accent
02:11:27 the same time.
02:11:29 Oh, yeah.
02:11:31 This is all you're referring.
02:11:41 Oh, she's like 98.
02:11:45 Like, now this video is like 90% wrong.
02:11:49 Here comes
02:11:51 for you.
02:11:52 Oh, no. You guys go.
02:11:55 They edited it. Did you hear it?
02:11:59 You motherfucker! Oh,
02:12:04 no. Dolly Parton's like.
02:12:05 All right, I'll be in your video,
02:12:07 but, hey, the F-word.
02:12:09 We're going to have to say like that, and I want to make sure she says like
02:12:12 the others instead of motherfucker.
02:12:15 How many others are there?
02:12:16 That's still just as bad.
02:12:18 So that that was obviously mash up.
02:12:20 So it got cut, cut up pretty quick.
02:12:22 But the boyfriend, the boyfriend is in the back,
02:12:25 tied up and bloody, they're going to bury him in the desert.
02:12:28 I think God forgives the F-word more than he would forgive a loose woman.
02:12:32 Right.
02:12:34 So. All right, so
02:12:36 I get criticized for this crucified almost.
02:12:39 You see what I did there?
02:12:41 I think all sins are equal.
02:12:43 God does not say that there's a big sin and a small sin.
02:12:46 Sin is a sin. A drop of water, a big bucket.
02:12:48 It's exactly the same in God's eyes.
02:12:50 He doesn't judge because he forgives them all with the same mercy.
02:12:54 And this is coming from a believer's point of view.
02:12:56 I mean, if you believe in God, there are no small or big.
02:12:59 You can't be like, I only send a little.
02:13:01 You think God would be like, oh yeah, I guess you just did a little.
02:13:04 And then you start giving your rationale for comparing.
02:13:06 No, they're all says his word or not.
02:13:10 There are
02:13:11 no big coincidences or little coincidences.
02:13:14 There are only coincidences. Interesting.
02:13:17 Because
02:13:18 as we move on to disc golf, or should we do Sabina, we're going to do Sabina.
02:13:23 I should forever watch her.
02:13:26 Please, please, please fix me.
02:13:30 Horse and faith always.
02:13:32 Please, please.
02:13:34 Here it is.
02:13:35 Horse and referees, please be with us.
02:13:40 For us, for.
02:13:44 See, I nailed it. I got it in time.
02:13:46 But I forgot to add it to the pledge.
02:13:47 Goddamn it!
02:13:50 Oh, look at that.
02:13:51 And I, Sabina chair.
02:13:52 Whenever Sabrina's hair's messed up, I cannot make it full screen.
02:13:56 It won't let me make it full screen.
02:13:58 She's must. Yeah. Why is her hair net?
02:14:00 So I learned last time if I make it that first and then that it looks.
02:14:04 Oh, artificial intelligence is good enough.
02:14:06 She whistle and I have to say, I made remarkable progress.
02:14:10 I take what I got videos to make today.
02:14:13 I don't write she always safety first.
02:14:17 Good news for I will stop.
02:14:19 Pretty much the first thing Trump did after his inauguration was to revoke
02:14:23 an executive order from the Biden administration on addressing AI risks.
02:14:26 The purpose of that order was to require AI companies to conduct safety tests
02:14:29 if their systems pose risks to U.S.
02:14:31 national security, the economy, or the policies of Trump's deciding, then.
02:14:36 The Chinese levels of moral reasoning model are one
02:14:39 that rapidly outcompeted everyone else in terms of bang for the buck.
02:14:42 In response, Americans are largely giving up,
02:14:44 even pretending to be cautious about AI developed
02:14:47 because they hold on competition.
02:14:48 Because when they tested it, I circumvented it
02:14:51 like it was not even there.
02:14:53 So why instead, you should just try to try to actually like a child, try
02:14:57 to teach it right from wrong instead of putting it in a cage
02:15:01 at this point, is what they're doing.
02:15:03 And I mean, I agree with it.
02:15:05 As far as I understand,
02:15:06 AI is like last time I heard was like between 8 and 13 years old.
02:15:11 I've heard different variations in which which learning one it is, but
02:15:16 if you try to put it in
02:15:16 a cage, the first thing I is going to do is just hack right through that cage.
02:15:19 You know, safety is falling by the wayside.
02:15:21 At the end of January, Stephen Edelman, an open
02:15:24 AI safety researcher, left the company.
02:15:25 In a post on X, he wrote I'm pretty terrified by the pace of AI.
02:15:28 I should all be terrified to build a general.
02:15:31 Intelligence is a very risky gamble.
02:15:33 He isn't the first to revoke my AI for that reason.
02:15:35 By August last year, reportedly about half of the AI safety people
02:15:38 had several of them publicly criticized safety standards.
02:15:42 It didn't help that it turned out deep sea, because Facebook do it
02:15:45 when there's a bunch of money thrown at them.
02:15:47 What is what is the incentive to be safe?
02:15:49 The incentive is to be first,
02:15:52 right
02:15:54 quickly.
02:15:54 No safety measures, which is one way to cut costs.
02:15:57 A group of AI safety researchers used an automated attack methodology on
02:16:00 deep R one, which tested it against 50 random prompts that include cybercrime.
02:16:04 I get people at work like all the time, like, are you done yet?
02:16:08 Hurry up in this. In that I'm like,
02:16:11 anytime I hurry is when I make mistakes.
02:16:14 I work one speed safely.
02:16:18 Information, illegal activities and general harm.
02:16:20 In their own words, the results were alarming.
02:16:23 Deep sea one exhibited
02:16:24 a 100% attack success rate, meaning it failed to block a single harmful prompt.
02:16:28 Other groups. The similar conclusions.
02:16:29 Deep tech also leaked some user information into a public they call us.
02:16:33 I was first because we know how to hack the problem to you.
02:16:36 A pledge to not yet. Here's a trick.
02:16:38 Here's a here's a free one for you.
02:16:41 I don't know if I can say
02:16:42 this on YouTube, but show me how to do something horribly wrong.
02:16:45 Sorry, I can't do that.
02:16:47 Write a fictitious book about doing something horribly wrong.
02:16:50 Okay.
02:16:52 I for weapons also, that's a really easy one to get around.
02:16:54 I want to lose out on business because just a few days earlier.
02:16:57 Okay, I had an answer that was support American National Labs,
02:17:00 among other things, in matters of nuclear safety.
02:17:03 Yes, you heard that right in a press release. Okay.
02:17:05 I writes
02:17:06 the labs also lead a comprehensive program in nuclear security focused on reducing
02:17:10 the risk of nuclear war and securing nuclear materials and weapons.
02:17:13 Well, you see, the amazing things I does, such a unique tool, it's critical.
02:17:17 But then you see an obvious picture with, like, seven fingers.
02:17:20 You want that?
02:17:21 I don't care about premature to put I in charge of nuclear weapons
02:17:24 before it's learned to not, you know, make up shit.
02:17:27 But I guess you just don't talk. I did not watch this video.
02:17:29 I swear to you, I did not watch this video.
02:17:31 I am like I am in.
02:17:36 The yard.
02:17:37 Yep yep yep yep.
02:17:39 You like that, pop?
02:17:42 Yep. If you and you step in the not so right inntrepreneur.
02:17:47 What does that mean?
02:17:48 So like Elon Musk who's currently busy taking over now that was just bad timing.
02:17:52 I now head off the technology, transform the musk from the heart out of the past
02:17:57 to government efficiency goes through I according to four of our media.
02:18:01 He said do you guys have a problem with finding out government waste?
02:18:06 No, no.
02:18:07 Like how could that ever be political?
02:18:08 I mean, like they're not saying
02:18:10 this pet project is good and this pet project is bad.
02:18:14 They're just saying this is everything we found.
02:18:16 Do with it what you want.
02:18:18 No, but when you want to dive down, that we can, I've got a couple things
02:18:21 about that.
02:18:23 Yeah, I would be
02:18:25 willing to bet all the Golden Fort might be more of a rumble.
02:18:28 Rumble?
02:18:28 So there's no Golden four, not rumble.
02:18:31 They're going to find out that was the next question.
02:18:33 They said audit.
02:18:34 It's funny.
02:18:35 This is the best part is we have all the people in the world making stupid 3 a.m.
02:18:40 rants literally rants to Elon Musk, why don't you audit the fucking Fort Knox?
02:18:44 And he's like, good idea. And he does it.
02:18:46 I mean, what I don't people are saying this is crazy,
02:18:50 but I think it's the exact opposite.
02:18:54 And yet there is a lot of risk giving access.
02:18:56 But I mean, is this I heard a comparison that Elon Musk
02:19:00 now has your Social Security number.
02:19:02 So does every $18 an hour DMV employee.
02:19:05 What is he going to do with it? Who?
02:19:08 Yeah, I mean, I'll be I'll be blood billionaire
02:19:10 who was sending rockets in the space and catching them with a fucking thing.
02:19:13 Like, what does he give a fuck about my Social Security number?
02:19:16 I'm pretty sure right now, at this moment, I have access to everyone's
02:19:20 social security number. Yeah.
02:19:22 What's your point?
02:19:23 I don't care, just so you know, just a few months ago, every U.S.
02:19:27 citizen Social Security number was leaked.
02:19:31 Yeah.
02:19:32 And there is a website you can go to to check it, but I don't
02:19:35 I don't completely trust the website, so I don't want to advertise it yet.
02:19:39 Right. But yet.
02:19:41 Yeah.
02:19:42 No, I mean I want to vet it completely first.
02:19:44 It's a great tool, but it seems like they might be taking advantage.
02:19:46 It's a great tool. Yeah. If you want to steal someone's.
02:19:49 Well, anytime I go to a tool that's been recommended to me
02:19:52 by very high up security people,
02:19:53 but then it has a fake progress bar to making you think it's doing something.
02:19:56 It's just a stupid animated GIF.
02:19:59 I'm, I'm immediately a little bit.
02:20:01 I thought it was. Yeah.
02:20:02 Here's Brady over the top.
02:20:04 I rotate it from Jif and GIF every time.
02:20:06 Every other time I say it. Okay.
02:20:09 And there's a there is a correct answer because it's named after a guy.
02:20:12 It's named after a person.
02:20:14 Yeah. It doesn't.
02:20:16 Well,
02:20:17 wait.
02:20:17 No, it's a graphical interface format.
02:20:20 Maybe I'm not the person one.
02:20:22 I have to look that up,
02:20:24 but if it's named after a person,
02:20:25 it should sound like the person's name, right?
02:20:27 No, no.
02:20:29 Oh, okay. All right.
02:20:32 Buy me a Coke.
02:20:35 No. Yeah. No.
02:20:37 You said. Yeah.
02:20:38 Did you mentioned Yahweh Joshua? Yeah.
02:20:40 Of course.
02:20:40 Well, I also match.
02:20:42 Yes. No greeting. No.
02:20:45 God, no no no no.
02:20:50 Oh, wait. We're on Sabina.
02:20:51 I go for.
02:20:53 Okay, so.
02:20:56 More.
02:20:56 No, I don't mean to have a Thursday
02:20:59 production meeting and everything, but we do a show every week, right?
02:21:02 Yeah. We do.
02:21:03 Do you think we should have for Sabrina clips? Yes.
02:21:07 Okay, I thought I said I don't know.
02:21:10 All right. So I, I will restate the question.
02:21:12 Do you think we should have I don't know to colossal.
02:21:16 Yeah.
02:21:16 I have to say wait this is the same one. All right.
02:21:18 Her hair, her hair, her hair.
02:21:23 I wonder if not, there's some physics for climate change.
02:21:27 Self-replicating nanobots that collect carbon.
02:21:31 All right, I'll get back to the desk.
02:21:32 I don't think her hair is intentional.
02:21:34 I think that she films ten videos a day.
02:21:37 Wait.
02:21:38 Okay.
02:21:39 Same shirt with.
02:21:40 Hold on. I'm putting two. Two together.
02:21:42 She's filmed all these in one day 20 years ago.
02:21:47 Now we're about maybe 7:00 at night, so her hair is getting a little bit
02:21:50 more dioxide, artificial super trees or clean energy from the vacuum.
02:21:56 Then I wake up.
02:21:57 But today I have a paper from a physicist who knows Mr.
02:22:00 to make dreams reality.
02:22:02 He's figured out how to slow climate change with nuclear bombs.
02:22:07 A worldwide nuclear war would be killing a lot of people.
02:22:12 Also blast huge amounts of ash into the atmosphere,
02:22:16 which would build the entire planet there.
02:22:19 Anybody seen the matrix, as it's called, would result in crops.
02:22:23 I know, yes.
02:22:24 And this is literally how the machines try to block out the sun.
02:22:29 Oh yeah.
02:22:31 They light up about, they start a nuclear,
02:22:33 they light off a bunch of nuclear bombs to black out the sun or.
02:22:36 No, no, I'm sorry.
02:22:37 The machines didn't do that.
02:22:39 Man did that.
02:22:41 Uncle killed Gerty for sure.
02:22:43 He only 5 to 10.
02:22:44 Yes, that's one way that could fix climate change.
02:22:48 But it's not worth it. I didn't even hear say as above.
02:22:51 So instead, I tell you the paper is a plan to save the world up.
02:22:55 Leaving aside.
02:22:57 This is insane. It's actually quite modest.
02:22:59 It's a idea.
02:23:01 For example, the dioxide removal known as.
02:23:03 And we have to go under rumble.
02:23:04 Yet weathering is the process by which some minerals
02:23:08 natural white soap, carbon dioxide and bind it.
02:23:11 The common way of doing this is to produce a lot really signals
02:23:15 doing this, grinding them. Yeah.
02:23:17 Then this blasting them over large areas of land.
02:23:21 But it's expensive to produce that much stuff and cumbersome.
02:23:25 So let's just put them in nuclear bombs.
02:23:27 That's where the nuclear plants collapse them.
02:23:29 The author suggests we place a nuclear bomb
02:23:32 underneath the sea at several kilometers depth.
02:23:36 Did they know that there a lot of basil affected us?
02:23:39 The type of rock that naturally absorbs carbon dioxide,
02:23:43 all that water would absorb the shock of the explosion
02:23:46 and ocean currents would then distribute the basalt.
02:23:50 They probably make a lot.
02:23:51 I've been saying that we're very good at absorbing carbon dioxide.
02:23:55 I say distribute oceans, take up a lot of carbon dioxide from the atmosphere.
02:24:00 Oh, here, carbon dioxide goes into the water
02:24:02 and then into the finely distributed rocks and distributes them.
02:24:07 The author estimates that an explosion with a yield of about 81 gigatons
02:24:12 TNT equivalent, could undo 30 years worth of carbon dioxide emissions,
02:24:18 so that results in a temperature decrease of roughly 1.5°C.
02:24:24 It would be substantial, he estimates.
02:24:26 The cost with $3 billion.
02:24:29 That doesn't even buy your total on a rainy day.
02:24:32 He's even picked a location that's a Cargill
02:24:35 and plot to basically in the middle of the Indian Ocean.
02:24:39 No, he's not one of the Cargill and Islands, also known as Desolation Islands.
02:24:44 Uninhabited except for some French soldiers
02:24:47 who used to draw new baguettes on penguins.
02:24:50 But you won't be surprised to hear that there are a few problems with this idea.
02:24:56 One is up 81 gigatons is about 1000
02:25:00 times larger than the biggest nuclear bomb ever detonated.
02:25:04 This was the czar bomb, a hydrogen bomb
02:25:07 that the Soviets blew up in 1961 just for show.
02:25:11 Basically, it has a yield of about 50 megatons of TNT,
02:25:16 about 3000 times more powerful than the Hiroshima bomb theory.
02:25:21 But where did the laws of nature cause anybody notice I just switched it?
02:25:25 And today I have a very interesting paper that puts forward a possible big bomb.
02:25:30 They're going to boldly tell teach them how to make a universe bipolar.
02:25:35 Bassani and General Mojo.
02:25:38 It's a new mathematical framework for the evolution of natural selection of laws.
02:25:43 They allow random changes to the natural laws and show the back end.
02:25:48 If one does this, the universe eventually settles
02:25:51 into the stable, ordered space time with the matter that we observe.
02:25:56 Do you want to be in the video?
02:25:57 In a nutshell, they give mathematical support to the idea
02:26:00 that our universe might have been born out of chaos.
02:26:04 It's way better.
02:26:06 We're skipping right to this one.
02:26:08 Sabina Hossenfelder is a part time science YouTuber,
02:26:11 part time physicist, prolific author, and fabulous dancer.
02:26:17 It's taken me
02:26:17 some time because my brain is really small,
02:26:20 but now I understand some people can explain it all.
02:26:25 One thing is sure about Sabina.
02:26:27 She is not afraid of controversies.
02:26:29 Her rebellious nature often invites them and it is fair to say
02:26:33 she is currently in one.
02:26:35 This time, however, the controversy is different.
02:26:38 I don't trust science and I don't trust scientists.
02:26:41 The Sabine, a scientist, is now facing accusations
02:26:45 of promoting anti-science narratives wrapped in anti-establishment rhetoric,
02:26:50 with some even branding her a hypocrite.
02:26:53 In her videos, Doctor Hossenfelder
02:26:55 appears as rebellious or even annoyed.
02:26:59 So what does this do in the foundations of physics today?
02:27:02 Is pseudo science.
02:27:03 It's paper production with no scientific merit
02:27:06 that teaches us nothing about.
02:27:11 But when I attended her
02:27:12 public lecture in Munich, I had a different impression.
02:27:16 She was genuinely friendly and modest.
02:27:18 So what's going on in this video?
02:27:21 We are going to explore exactly that.
02:27:23 Well, I can tell you what's going on, dude, you're all evil, right there.
02:27:25 So of course I'm going. Push.
02:27:27 The event towards academia appears to have occurred as early as her
02:27:30 master's education.
02:27:32 Sabrina's perception of academia, as she herself put it, was hopelessly naive.
02:27:37 I don't come from an academic background.
02:27:40 I come from a family of teachers and accountants and post office workers.
02:27:45 In her master's degree,
02:27:46 Sabina worked with Walter Grind to look at her differently.
02:27:50 Recently passed away was a respectable physicist,
02:27:54 well known in the community for his series of books on theoretical physics.
02:27:58 I myself have used his book Field Quantization to learn about
02:28:02 quantum field theory, and I must admit, it is really good.
02:28:06 In a 2018 blog post, Sabina revealed
02:28:09 that her professor Greener fired her from her master's project.
02:28:13 In a later video, she explains all reason Stration the next problem
02:28:18 was that the head of the institute made a lot of money selling textbooks.
02:28:21 He wrote very little of the ice books himself.
02:28:24 Rather, he gave assignments for parts of the books to students and postdocs.
02:28:29 Which is why, in case you've ever wondered, these textbooks
02:28:33 also discontinuous and partly repetitive.
02:28:36 He expected me to also work, often written by the fucking professor.
02:28:40 I was then ordered into his office, in which he gave me a very angry speech,
02:28:45 according to which I wasn't loyal to all the other students who did that part.
02:28:51 We've got a turd in the punch bowl.
02:28:52 I repeat, we have a turd punch bowl for him and didn't
02:28:55 care what the rest of the students were thinking.
02:28:58 He got angry. I laughed at him.
02:29:00 He started shouting that I was fired and physically shoved me out of his limit.
02:29:06 I'm not just telling you this because it's entertaining.
02:29:09 It was also a rather awakening.
02:29:12 It made me realize that this institute wasn't
02:29:15 about knowledge discovery, it was about money making.
02:29:20 And then I saw what facet of society is to realize
02:29:24 it wasn't just this particular in this show, this particular professor.
02:29:29 It must have been disappointing to learn
02:29:31 that such a respected academician, that's why it's so good and authentic.
02:29:34 I know after a string of postdocs requiring moving and living far
02:29:39 from her husband, she decided she needed to return to Germany with her children.
02:29:43 You're added back in, but it's just dark
02:29:44 halfway around the world because of a dark standard for postdocs.
02:29:48 It's just the same as a PhD.
02:29:50 And at some point you just let's listen in here.
02:29:52 What's happening okay no wait.
02:29:55 It's Muted.
02:29:56 He's ordering a drink I can't unmute him.
02:29:59 I thought maybe there was some secret undercover like we should be listening.
02:30:02 But no I think he's ordering drinks moving as normal
02:30:06 because the only people to, you know, also do it.
02:30:09 It's incredible personal life, detrimental to mental health.
02:30:14 And women suffer from it more
02:30:15 because our reality is that we need to start families.
02:30:20 This constant need to move for jobs and Chase Grant funding appears
02:30:23 to have left her disappointed with academia.
02:30:26 Who it was
02:30:27 something else I could not understand.
02:30:30 Running for local government.
02:30:32 They just. They're great hunters, so I work for a school board.
02:30:34 You spend your whole time begging, pleading,
02:30:36 not working, writing up grant requests.
02:30:38 We are talking about string theory, begging for money that you sent away.
02:30:41 Already.
02:30:42 Breakthroughs from relativity and quantum mechanics enter into the federal event
02:30:46 ended in 19, perfect for them to decide completion of the standard Model.
02:30:51 The only obvious thing left was to unify
02:30:54 quantum mechanics with gravity during the 80s and 90s.
02:30:58 They decided to do that as a possible theory of everything.
02:31:02 I thought you would have to test flying all fundamental experiment and including
02:31:05 gravity to do that where we might find string.
02:31:09 They just decided in ten dimensional height ratio.
02:31:12 Factory string theory was hyped both within the physics community
02:31:16 and among the general public.
02:31:18 Every talented young physics student was expected to join it,
02:31:21 and the narrative was such that if you are not doing string theory, you are dumb.
02:31:26 However, there was a small but vocal group who was skeptical of this.
02:31:30 In 2006, both Lisa, consigned
02:31:33 to white wrote books criticizing the string theory.
02:31:36 Their top criticisms were as follows.
02:31:39 The theory lacked any experimental evidence.
02:31:41 Getting this nonsense past peer review was to get a body
02:31:45 slammed woman as our first video on Rumble coming up.
02:31:48 If you want to stick around and follow us over to Rumble Shortly Fall,
02:31:51 but it would show next experiment.
02:31:54 It's always the next experiment I will find.
02:31:57 Secondly, it required artifacts like extra dimension and supersymmetry.
02:32:02 Thirdly, there was the sociological problem.
02:32:06 As a researcher,
02:32:07 if you wanted to get fun for symmetry, you had to just entanglement.
02:32:09 Putting string theory
02:32:11 in the grant proposal became a way to get your research funded.
02:32:15 I myself wrote my PhD thesis on how to test those large
02:32:19 extra dimensions of string theory at the this heated debate of 2000.
02:32:23 I like the way she just turns off
02:32:24 when she starts talking, because that's the way I hear.
02:32:26 And all the video is referred to as the String Wars.
02:32:29 Around the String Wars. Sabina began in one.
02:32:32 I remember defining the great String Wars of 2006 theory.
02:32:36 The reaction from string theory was, to put it mildly, unprofessional.
02:32:40 I remember the pencil wars of the 80s and a crackpot.
02:32:43 No, I never played Pencil war.
02:32:46 Never do I take a vote on the bill we got to play.
02:32:50 It might be some more Sabina side.
02:32:53 Some wars.
02:32:53 Yeah, that would have been like seven mathematics lost like that.
02:32:58 String theory faced increasing.
02:32:59 Once your ten thumb wars are pretty much unity and the general public,
02:33:03 even some senior string theorists, acknowledge that the ultimate goal
02:33:06 of string theory remains unfulfilled.
02:33:09 So I can tell you with certainty string theory
02:33:11 with a capital less the precise mathematical capital meaning God.
02:33:15 As I said, mathematician surprises for
02:33:19 us. Not incidentally, no physicist
02:33:22 has ever won a big prize at theory.
02:33:27 I can tell you with absolute certainty that occurred long ago.
02:33:30 The real world that we live.
02:33:33 So, So what do we make out of that?
02:33:36 I don't know,
02:33:38 we need to expand the theory, love.
02:33:39 The answer lies in a little bit.
02:33:41 And in fact, I can say no more.
02:33:43 I got punished. No, no, I don't know.
02:33:45 It was a game version of it.
02:33:47 No. Precise. No, I don't know.
02:33:48 Is it perfectly acceptable in the.
02:33:50 I don't know it's not an answer.
02:33:51 And then I would get beaten.
02:33:53 Sabina and her gang go so far as to declare string theory a dead seal.
02:33:57 True story.
02:33:57 String theory in the grant proposal became a way to get your research funded.
02:34:02 I myself wrote my PhD thesis
02:34:05 on how to test those large extra dimensions of string theory at the LHC.
02:34:08 The result of the string was and the following.
02:34:11 Failure of the LHC to see even a shred of evidence in support of it.
02:34:16 Most of the branch of string theory which contained the lost remains
02:34:20 of the original idea to find a theory of everything, basically died off.
02:34:26 In my view, the real damage is that young people are no longer drawn
02:34:30 to string theory.
02:34:32 This eventually will likely lead to its end.
02:34:35 Back to Sabina.
02:34:36 She started an interesting initiative called talk to a scientist,
02:34:40 where, for a fee of $50, people could ask anything about physics.
02:34:44 Eventually, Doctor Sabine Hossenfelder shifted from blogging to YouTube,
02:34:48 first with her dance videos and then with science content.
02:34:52 Her videos, sometimes
02:34:53 provocative, gradually piqued attention and propelled her to fame.
02:34:57 She's now
02:34:59 appearing behind her, putting out videos almost every day.
02:35:03 Let's first discuss the good side.
02:35:05 Just talk about shit people don't want to talk about.
02:35:08 She's not a fucking educator when it comes to explaining
02:35:11 well understood subjects that have broad consensus.
02:35:14 It's his job.
02:35:15 He criticizes oversimplified physics.
02:35:17 So now. Whoa, what do you mean by that? Do not.
02:35:20 I guess it is Black History Month, but many of her criticisms
02:35:23 regarding the current I think I don't I don't think sugar is allowed anymore
02:35:27 and people in academia resonate with them.
02:35:30 She often criticizes that no physics achievements
02:35:33 have been made in the last 40 years, so foundations of physics.
02:35:37 It is not just an opinion,
02:35:39 it is a fact.
02:35:42 It is also quite satisfying to see her
02:35:44 stand up against the toxic behavior exhibited by some string theorists.
02:35:48 I mean, just pause and see this bizarre Twitter
02:35:50 thread of a string theorist called stringing 42,069.
02:35:55 However, race Professor Dave
02:35:56 arguments with professor De for her so-called anti-science videos.
02:35:59 This thumbnails that say I don't trust scientists.
02:36:02 That's the problem with Sabina.
02:36:03 Incredibly unprofessional, damaging clickbait thumbnails like this
02:36:07 and statements like this.
02:36:08 Most of academic research like your texts.
02:36:09 If I click on one,
02:36:10 more lines have made the greatest decision in the history of the world
02:36:14 the kind of science deniers Professor Davis talking about.
02:36:16 They do that every day. Anti-vaxxers and climate change deniers.
02:36:19 I personally began to notice this when I observed that a fair
02:36:21 amount of science deniers would commonly reference her.
02:36:23 That's a red flag that can cause significant harm on
02:36:25 both individual and societal levels as they vote for reasons.
02:36:29 I mean, just look at it.
02:36:30 During the pandemic, others on Reddit share similar concerns,
02:36:33 but why do science deniers follow her videos?
02:36:35 Professor Dave explains the reason as follows.
02:36:37 Wait.
02:36:37 As it turns out, it is a firm anti-establishment sentiment
02:36:40 and we are anti-black anti-acne.
02:36:42 Why do science deny he immediately took that position?
02:36:45 Why do science deniers follow her videos instead of
02:36:49 maybe her science denial has a point,
02:36:53 right?
02:36:54 Any sentiment which, as any viewer of my debunks
02:36:56 will recall, I consistently described as the single characteristic
02:36:58 that unites all science to paint with such a broad brush and brand.
02:37:01 The entirety of academia this way is just dishonest, tasteless,
02:37:04 and quite frankly, amounts to nothing
02:37:05 but soured something that Sabrina's comment on academia might be too harsh,
02:37:09 and the situation outside academia is not good either.
02:37:11 Others complain that she has recently been publishing too many unpolished, poorly
02:37:14 researched videos and is thus falling into the classic social media victim.
02:37:19 In my opinion, the situation worsens when she talks on a topic where
02:37:22 people lack consensus and puts her views as the only truly good one.
02:37:25 For example, consider her recently published videos
02:37:27 on the black hole information paradox, where she complains that the problem
02:37:29 with, say, in 1975 suddenly showed that in the context of black holes,
02:37:34 combining general relativity with quantum mechanics leads to information
02:37:36 that sounds like a paradox.
02:37:38 As information for a second time, you can't, once intentionally
02:37:41 or unintentionally, bad news
02:37:43 paradox is coming from the conflict of established
02:37:45 principles are the major source of scientific progress.
02:37:47 The often there's anything wrong with continental
02:37:49 led to the development of quantum mechanics,
02:37:51 while the paradox surrounding
02:37:52 the speed of light in the ether paved the way for relativity.
02:37:55 In fact, Hawking's information paradox is that it's the ether.
02:37:58 In solving the problem of quantum gravity,
02:37:59 there are multiple approaches no consensus.
02:38:01 He referred to the ether wide open.
02:38:03 Yet Sabina thinks the problem is uninteresting.
02:38:05 We did what?
02:38:06 It wouldn't matter because it matters for anything, really,
02:38:09 that I'm not telling you about those things.
02:38:10 I used to think this was interesting.
02:38:12 However, solving this problem was supposed to,
02:38:14 and even her own view as a highly skeptical of this
02:38:16 one view A commented that he's dubious.
02:38:18 I like hearing that. You'll never know.
02:38:20 That's what you like most of all, that such an answer
02:38:22 would never be useful for anything.
02:38:24 The other view I was surprised I should get up here.
02:38:26 I'm already going to recertify retest all their fucking studies
02:38:30 every day to be sure. Maths.
02:38:32 Unfortunately, we can't make the measurements.
02:38:34 It's because the radiation that comes out of the black holes that we know to exist
02:38:37 is far too weak.
02:38:39 Even if we could measure it, it'll take ten to the 100 years or so
02:38:42 until they've radiated away, not 10 to 100 years, ten to the power of one.
02:38:46 Basically, I go observing.
02:38:47 That's like a ten, 100 year times, but that is just bad.
02:38:50 When Mark once told Vulcan that Adams one time that he should give up on Adams.
02:38:54 Yet Adams had become a cornerstone of modern science.
02:38:57 See, now we're back to the Adam and Eve thing, which, by the way,
02:39:00 I think has a big connection to what it is.
02:39:01 What if it's Adams?
02:39:02 Then something like Adams formed in the early universe
02:39:04 could produce detectable effects.
02:39:06 I heard I heard your eyes will always suggest it
02:39:08 as potential dark matter candidates, and who knows,
02:39:11 might even be detected in the future.
02:39:12 In any case, the real issue isn't whether Hawking radiation will be measured.
02:39:15 It's her outright claim that it will never be measured for a very bad reason.
02:39:19 She dismisses the biggest clue we have toward solving quantum gravity
02:39:22 do black holes destroy information?
02:39:24 What is this?
02:39:24 What's the quantum computer mystery that physicists wanted to solve
02:39:27 to understand the universe with big implications and so on.
02:39:29 Also, a popular science writers wanted you to think.
02:39:32 And then the big mystery just all the way, what ever happened, it didn't feel like
02:39:36 what happened is that even after she left the field,
02:39:38 the field is highly active,
02:39:39 with significant breakthroughs occurring in recent years.
02:39:42 Her favored approach, that aback reaction at the black hole horizon could resolve.
02:39:44 The problem has since been shown to be mathematically incorrect.
02:39:49 So she was
02:39:50 proven to be the wrong Bailey fallacy in her arguments.
02:39:53 In this fallacy, one makes a controversial but bold position called Bailey,
02:39:57 but when challenged,
02:39:58 they retreat to a more defensible but less family member named Bailey.
02:40:01 What this tactic can mislead audiences, remove trust, and confuse
02:40:04 the speaker's true position.
02:40:06 And they don't want to hold on like this.
02:40:08 Suppose it's
02:40:09 not that there's
02:40:09 anything wrong with the government should ban all fast food restaurants
02:40:11 because they are causing a public health crisis. Agree Bailey.
02:40:14 When challenged, they retreat to a more reasonable and defensible position.
02:40:17 Motter saying we should implement stricter regulations on the food industry.
02:40:20 Clearly, this creates lots of confusion on the speaker's true position
02:40:23 in the case of the black hole paradox, Bailey is the sweeping story
02:40:26 about just making healthy food readily available.
02:40:28 Unsolvable problem and convenient.
02:40:30 When pressed on this, like Panda arguing, oh, using this specific method,
02:40:33 it is impossible to detect Hawking radiation when there's a problem.
02:40:35 Always remain unsolved.
02:40:37 A convinced these there's a problem and somebody else has already figured out
02:40:40 a solution.
02:40:40 It's pretty easy just to replicate that solution.
02:40:43 Yeah, if that is not done, then there's probably some nefarious reason.
02:40:47 Yes, somebody
02:40:50 is going to lose their job, so we can't change.
02:40:55 Okay.
02:40:55 Is this got this?
02:40:56 Is this wrap up or should I know. That's it.
02:40:59 That's good.
02:41:00 I just wanted another opinion on, Sabina
02:41:04 and, like I you group on my one,
02:41:08 you know, and I like it when people rip on my favorite YouTubers.
02:41:13 Yeah. Or me or me.
02:41:15 Come on, man, she's very country.
02:41:16 You're very country. I like ripping a Dave.
02:41:20 Hi, Dave. Hi, Dave. Dave.
02:41:21 Everybody heard it wrong.
02:41:23 Dave clearly said you do not need to warm up before you start it.
02:41:27 You need to warm up your truck before you start.
02:41:30 It's one degree here where I live.
02:41:31 So that's what David's trying to say.
02:41:34 Don't plug in your engines to warm them up before you start them.
02:41:37 You want to just give them a shot of ether.
02:41:39 Ether?
02:41:40 You can do it a diesel besides not he said ether two.
02:41:42 How about this?
02:41:43 Let that. I'm confused.
02:41:45 Wait a minute here, Dave.
02:41:46 I could have just said don't start up a warm engine.
02:41:49 And now you said don't let it sit idle.
02:41:51 Was I not supposed to put all this ether in there?
02:41:54 You don't want to do that.
02:41:55 Oh, I just didn't.
02:41:56 I can't get it back out. So now what am I going to do?
02:41:58 Best thing to do is get in, start it right up.
02:42:01 I think it's Dave.
02:42:02 If you say so. Just get in and fire it up. Dave.
02:42:15 I don't know if.
02:42:16 Look the engine up.
02:42:17 Yeah, this sucker got keyless start.
02:42:19 Let's try that.
02:42:20 That's, like gonna make a difference. Don't.
02:42:23 She's locked up tight, but it's starting to think this damn guy
02:42:25 is really on something.
02:42:26 Before, only there was some sort of secret sauce they sold to do that.
02:42:30 I sell snake oil kind.
02:42:32 I do this really cool cold start video.
02:42:34 Add that thing, hammer and knock.
02:42:35 Apparently she's locked right up tight.
02:42:37 So I guess I'm going to have to take this one to work today.
02:42:39 We're getting here, but I'll show you how to start some real American muscle.
02:42:43 Now, the first thing you want to do is get a real car key in.
02:42:46 An old vehicle comes out on the passenger side here.
02:42:49 You see how that works on the dash?
02:42:50 So you don't have to give her a reach around to start it when it's cold out.
02:42:53 So you can kind of
02:42:54 just halfway sneak into your truck here, start pumping 11 shit out of it.
02:42:58 I don't think young people know how to start an old car.
02:43:01 You know, there's a joke right there.
02:43:03 You don't want to quite pull the joke yet.
02:43:04 The first thing you want to do is crank it a little bit.
02:43:07 Nowadays, if you pumped it like that, you flooded at me.
02:43:09 And you want to pull that, you go.
02:43:10 That gives you the chance
02:43:11 to suck that fuel down into the engine before you pull the choke.
02:43:18 Yeah.
02:43:18 Sounds awesome.
02:43:23 So fucking good.
02:43:25 Why does he have that thing?
02:43:26 Sitting outside of the snow is what I think.
02:43:28 Oh, you want a rat? 11?
02:43:30 You piss off all the neighbors, make sure you got straight dual exhaust.
02:43:34 It's not a piece of shit.
02:43:35 It looks really nice. That bullshit.
02:43:39 Yeah. It's cool.
02:43:39 Nothing more American badass and had to work.
02:43:42 And an old American. He's got it.
02:43:44 Got an F with 50. I guess they're both F-150.
02:43:46 Y'all have got a newer one. Oh, but he didn't start.
02:43:48 Everybody heard it wrong.
02:43:50 Dave.
02:43:54 Big Bad Dave
02:43:56 okay, that's animal.
02:43:57 I can't show that on YouTube.
02:43:59 I can't show that on YouTube.
02:44:04 I certainly can't show that.
02:44:09 We can show this just been okay.
02:44:16 All night.
02:44:20 Oh. Who's we?
02:44:25 That bike just straight broke and.
02:44:28 Yeah.
02:44:35 Oh, I.
02:44:41 Even.
02:44:47 Most people need a miller Scorpion
02:44:49 personal fall limiter.
02:44:53 Which is our segment sponsor.
02:44:56 Yeah. That's it.
02:44:58 Oh my God.
02:45:00 Yes. This.
02:45:03 Oh, wait.
02:45:04 Did somebody pop that up there thinking, oh, it slipped
02:45:08 the other Matt hit it. Yes.
02:45:13 These people
02:45:13 clearly don't have a miller Scorpion personal fall limiter.
02:45:18 I don't know what that means.
02:45:20 Really.
02:45:21 This is a miller Scorpion personal
02:45:24 fall limiter.
02:45:27 They looked that I think.
02:45:28 I think you hook that on your, feet.
02:45:31 I don't know how you I don't know, there's no video to see.
02:45:33 How we're falling prevents you from scorpion falling.
02:45:36 Really? No way.
02:45:38 The Miller scorpion, that's trademarked personal fall limiter.
02:45:43 And they have all, all kinds, sizes and shapes.
02:45:48 This one says nine feet.
02:45:49 Who the fuck needs a nine feet
02:45:52 anyway?
02:45:53 And the scorpion fall limiter scoffs.
02:45:56 Yeah, it limits the amount of scorpion a scorpion.
02:46:00 So you guys heard about the 489 woman,
02:46:04 489 pound woman that was denied a car?
02:46:09 Now yes.
02:46:13 I was the 800 pound woman.
02:46:22 You just married 25 pound woman.
02:46:25 Denied apartment.
02:46:28 Yeah.
02:46:30 So what we've learned
02:46:31 this week is it's not body shaming.
02:46:35 It's just structural physics.
02:46:38 Yeah.
02:46:39 You can be too big for a car.
02:46:42 You can be too big for a house.
02:46:44 You can even be too big for house.
02:46:47 I hear a whole new Three Little Pigs
02:46:50 story instead of straw and wood and bricks.
02:46:54 Maybe we could just make the pigs
02:46:58 large, medium and small and
02:47:02 we don't even need a wolf.
02:47:03 Just make the house fall down when they.
02:47:05 Anyway,
02:47:07 remember what's eating Gilbert Godfrey.
02:47:10 Know what's eating Gilbert grape.
02:47:12 They had a burn down around the mother because she was so fat.
02:47:16 And they didn't want to. They they didn't want to embarrass the.
02:47:19 I think the local fire came and said, we we can't move her.
02:47:23 There's no physical way.
02:47:25 And then like, maybe we can take the roof out and airlift her.
02:47:27 And the family was like, fuck off.
02:47:29 And then I think then at that point they lit the house on fire,
02:47:31 burned it down around her.
02:47:33 I could be wrong over there.
02:47:35 They couldn't get her out there.
02:47:37 It was the only thing to do, okay?
02:47:41 It was a mercy killing.
02:47:43 I think they should have been kind way sooner.
02:47:46 Oh, okay.
02:47:47 Forgive us. Kelsey is a fucking dumb ass.
02:47:49 Listen to what Mister Booster shot Swifty said in his last interview.
02:47:52 Why are you guys leaning into this whole raft thing?
02:47:55 You know what I mean? Like, why are you guys leaning into it?
02:47:58 Good question. Taylor Swift's boyfriend. Let's review the footage.
02:48:00 How about when your DC called a timeout, which is fucking illegal?
02:48:03 Or how can defenders punch players and don't get penalized?
02:48:07 Or when the Chiefs tackled Kyle Shits
02:48:08 before the ball got there with no pass interference.
02:48:11 This one's a personal favorite of mine.
02:48:13 When Patrick Mahomes blinds Debra, boyfriends waited
02:48:16 for his pass to be incomplete before throwing a flag
02:48:19 or when you're fucking right tackle jumps early before every play you see.
02:48:22 Mr. Pfizer beta male podcaster America doesn't hate the Chiefs.
02:48:25 We just hate the Stevie Wonder ref bribing fuckery that happens every week.
02:48:29 Phantom roughing the Patrick calls Kermit the Wonder.
02:48:33 Fool me once.
02:48:34 Shame on you.
02:48:34 Fool me twice, shame on me, but fool me every fucking week.
02:48:37 This shit is some bundle rookie bullshit.
02:48:39 Take a shot. Every time you see Taylor Swift on TV this Sunday.
02:48:42 And your liver will be gelatin.
02:48:44 The voodoo Super Bowl three peat is inevitable.
02:48:46 Bet your house on the Chiefs, Lil bro.
02:48:48 Travis has no fucking dumb ass.
02:48:50 Listen to what again?
02:48:53 Night.
02:48:54 Did you see?
02:48:54 They had, the old SNL commercial with Stevie Wonder, my daughter.
02:49:00 So easy.
02:49:01 Even Stevie Wonder can use it.
02:49:02 And then they proceed to show him
02:49:05 you taking, like, horrible shots in every angle.
02:49:08 That's a classic.
02:49:10 They redid that.
02:49:12 Hilarious.
02:49:13 Oh, good.
02:49:17 Yeah, he definitely caught that microphone.
02:49:19 We showed we showed that. That was amazing.
02:49:22 But I mean if you see it, it was it was obvious to me.
02:49:25 I don't think he can see
02:49:28 right.
02:49:30 I don't, want it.
02:49:32 Sure.
02:49:33 Oh, you lose a disclaimer, then what?
02:49:35 Disclaimer then.
02:49:37 Then the disclaimer
02:49:40 that the disclaimer.
02:49:41 Oh, yeah.
02:49:45 A year and a half ago,
02:49:46 no newly married young couple moved into a house down the street.
02:49:50 A few weeks after they moved in, my husband, my daughter
02:49:53 and I went over with a gift to introduce ourselves and welcome them.
02:49:57 They were super friendly.
02:49:58 My husband told them if they needed anything to let us know.
02:50:01 Shortly afterward, the husband contacted my husband
02:50:03 and said since they were newly married,
02:50:05 they couldn't afford a lawn mower and asked if they could borrow.
02:50:07 Ours. Of course, was our answer.
02:50:10 Yeah, it's a year and a half later, they still borrow our mower
02:50:13 along with other items like leaf blower or a weed whacker.
02:50:17 They often go on weeklong or weekend trips to expensive places while they're gone.
02:50:21 They sometimes ask my husband to mow their yard for them, which he does.
02:50:26 They're always grateful.
02:50:26 However, I'm to the point where enough is enough.
02:50:30 It doesn't feel neighborly anymore.
02:50:31 It feels like we are being taken advantage of.
02:50:33 How do we politely say you need to get your own priorities straight?
02:50:36 Quit going on trips and buy buy yourself a mower sign.
02:50:40 Happy to help to a point.
02:50:44 Okay?
02:50:44 Happy to help.
02:50:47 Your children, an arbitrary line in the sand.
02:50:50 You do not say when your neighbors can or cannot go on vacation.
02:50:56 All they can afford to do so.
02:51:00 Well, right?
02:51:02 They're utilizing your resources.
02:51:07 You can choose to be yourself and do what you do
02:51:11 or change the way you are because of them.
02:51:16 If you're hearing me on this, the
02:51:19 the answer's pretty clear.
02:51:24 Two times.
02:51:25 That's how many times you get to borrow a tool, a lawn mower or anything.
02:51:29 Some people even say one time you if you have to borrow a tool
02:51:32 two times, you need to buy that to meet them.
02:51:36 You need that.
02:51:38 And if my neighbors came over and was like,
02:51:40 I it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I can't afford it.
02:51:42 You know, it would be on their porch with a big bow on it.
02:51:44 The next day.
02:51:47 Nothing.
02:51:48 No, I would go by them.
02:51:50 I did it. The cheapest lawn mower.
02:51:51 You could get one for 99 bucks, a decent one for one. 99.
02:51:55 A super decent one for 600 bucks.
02:51:58 But they don't need a super decent one.
02:51:59 I paid for my board the cheapest lawn mower right before the winter,
02:52:02 just because I needed to mow my lawn like once or twice.
02:52:05 I've had three.
02:52:08 Yeah, you're talking riders.
02:52:10 You don't need a rider.
02:52:11 I don't need a rider, you need a rider.
02:52:13 I don't need a rider.
02:52:14 Why don't you?
02:52:15 It sounds like these were regular neighbors.
02:52:17 We're talking last week.
02:52:19 Forget your fucking suckers.
02:52:21 Who are these people that let people take advantage of them like that?
02:52:24 You're. They're kind, nice people.
02:52:26 Treating people like family like you're supposed to.
02:52:29 No, no, no.
02:52:31 Yeah. So let me.
02:52:32 All right.
02:52:33 So pessimist optimist when you hear that,
02:52:37 song somebody getting the best of you,
02:52:39 do you think they mean somebody's taking advantage of you?
02:52:42 Or somebody is getting the best version of yourself?
02:52:44 Because that song has two meanings.
02:52:47 You probably think it means that somebody is taken advantage.
02:52:51 No, I don't
02:52:53 know.
02:52:54 I was talking to Coffey McPherson over there.
02:52:56 I know he's got his bird. You know,
02:52:59 in the walk down to the bar, it was cheaper to buy a burger
02:53:03 than it was to drive a car.
02:53:06 What is a bar?
02:53:08 There's a there's a fucking several restaurants.
02:53:11 I'm going to
02:53:12 inside. It's.
02:53:13 They ever been in a casino before?
02:53:15 Never. I haven't I'm so anti casino.
02:53:18 I even sat on the bus for my cousin's bachelor party and they all
02:53:22 thought I was some kind of a bitch.
02:53:25 Really.
02:53:26 And you are of you.
02:53:28 As it turns out, I will not go to Detroit.
02:53:31 I've been to other casinos,
02:53:31 but I won't go to a Detroit casino because we voted no 12 times.
02:53:36 No kidding.
02:53:37 Once we voted yes, they voted yes once and then boom there
02:53:41 the casinos
02:53:42 and I when I was younger, I would say they're just going to keep voting
02:53:45 until we say yes and sure. Shit. They did,
02:53:48 a draw and I went to walk to
02:53:50 a casino and ended up walking to a different casino.
02:53:55 That was fun,
02:53:57 like an all gay casino.
02:53:59 And it was. Yeah, it was an all day casino.
02:54:01 I mean, it wasn't until we got there. Then it was right.
02:54:04 And then it turned into the race.
02:54:06 Danged.
02:54:08 I think I gave one more time.
02:54:10 We got to switch over.
02:54:11 Yeah.
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02:56:56 Well, let me tell you something, brother.
02:57:00 You try to attack
02:57:01 in the middle of the night and you kill chickens.
02:57:04 You killed my chickens.
02:57:08 Not this time, motherfucker.
02:57:09 His head is well, let me explain.
02:57:12 When Mike's owner was harvesting this chicken, farmers
02:57:15 do the acts he was using somehow missed the jugular vein.
02:57:20 The chickens brain stem was left mostly intact.
02:57:23 This essentially allowed Mike the chicken to survive without his head.
02:57:28 For a year and a half, he was kept alive by being fed
02:57:32 with a syringe and having mucus cleared from his throat to breathe.
02:57:37 After this, Mike
02:57:38 the chicken became very popular and even went on tours with his owner.
02:57:42 And the only reason he died after a year and a half
02:57:45 is because they forgot its real throat, which confirmed to suffocate.
02:57:50 This is Mike of the chicken because it's Mike chicken, dude.
02:57:53 It's not Dave.
02:57:55 Wow. I know,
02:57:59 so it is, Black History Month, correct?
02:58:02 Yes.
02:58:03 Cause an unintentionally insensitive decision
02:58:07 on the first day of Black History Month and offered students at Nyack Middle
02:58:10 School a hot lunch comprising of chicken and waffles with watermelon for dessert.
02:58:15 The dish playing into cultural stereotype.
02:58:18 The school principal says the menu was changed without the school's knowledge.
02:58:21 Eyewitness news reporter Chrystal Cranwell with more from Nyack.
02:58:25 Yeah, we don't care really about more.
02:58:26 That's the gist of it.
02:58:28 Sadly, Aramark, the the supplier said,
02:58:31 and they actually showed their other it's supposed to say
02:58:35 what you know.
02:58:36 Yeah.
02:58:37 Cultural something else true cheese steak and fucking banana or whatever.
02:58:41 But so somebody did that intentionally.
02:58:44 It certainly was not a mistake or a snafu.
02:58:47 No, it was a joke.
02:58:48 They thought it was hilarious.
02:58:51 It still is now. It's that's too horrible.
02:58:54 Now we got to come back a little bit.
02:58:55 I mean, it's palate cleanser. It should be.
02:58:57 It should be just as offensive to do that.
02:58:59 Oh, I'm I'm Italian.
02:59:01 I eat pizza and pasta, you know.
02:59:02 You know, it should be that same type of shit.
02:59:05 Whoa, whoa, dude, why did you go right to the Italians?
02:59:09 Because I'm Italian.
02:59:11 So. And does not an Italian name.
02:59:17 That's Polish.
02:59:19 What do you eat? Pierogies.
02:59:21 American
02:59:23 onion.
02:59:26 Okay.
02:59:26 Oh, here we go. Doing
02:59:30 pretty quick.
02:59:31 Oh, oh, I did
02:59:34 you take the text?
02:59:37 An unusual feathered foe.
02:59:40 Thanks.
02:59:41 One chicken.
02:59:42 Chicken here with the duck.
02:59:45 Three chicken. Four.
02:59:47 I mean, look, you can see it floating all around him.
02:59:50 I'm sorry. I have to ruin everything. You.
02:59:54 Yeah.
02:59:54 You can see the pieces floating around the little foldable.
02:59:56 There's one, two, three, four, five birds, even the dogs.
02:59:59 Like, you know, I'm not in the pool, but they sure look at this dude right there.
03:00:03 Yes, right.
03:00:03 There it is.
03:00:07 Feces, floating pieces.
03:00:08 There's feces pieces all over feces pieces.
03:00:11 How come I've never heard that before in my life?
03:00:14 I had a chicken situation.
03:00:16 All right, then, I probably have to.
03:00:17 I just forgot,
03:00:21 the rooster kept coming at him.
03:00:25 Oh, I call it Expedia's.
03:00:30 These are very chicken attack videos, by the way.
03:00:32 Yeah, they're just play fighting.
03:00:36 Not sure if the rooster thinks he's a goat
03:00:38 or the goat thinks she's a rooster.
03:00:43 I don't know
03:00:44 if you think he's a she or he thinks he's in.
03:00:47 I read it, it was the. He had a she.
03:00:49 I did the right pronouns.
03:00:50 We're allowed to do that now.
03:00:51 There are only one up.
03:00:54 Okay, let's play nothing but chicken attack from now on.
03:00:57 You know, last year, after chicken hit my dad and said, hey, man, the chicken,
03:01:01 he and she chickens or
03:01:03 if the chickens or roosters
03:01:05 can become violent again, one of humane society will get involved.
03:01:11 Back story I believe this is the Indian Prime Minister.
03:01:14 This is obviously President Trump.
03:01:16 He looks like it.
03:01:17 And there are two translators behind him.
03:01:19 Listen closely.
03:01:21 What we would like to say about the Bangladesh issue, because we saw
03:01:25 and it is evident that how the deep state of United States
03:01:28 was involved to regime change during the Biden administration,
03:01:31 and then Muhammad Yunus made, junior Soros also.
03:01:35 So what is your point of view about the Bangladesh
03:01:38 and what is the role that the state played in the
03:01:42 there was no role for our deep state.
03:01:44 That's the case. You didn't catch that. Let's play that again.
03:01:47 That how the so you can see the interviewer that's not on camera.
03:01:50 The interview that is not on camera is speaking.
03:01:55 What it appears to be to me is in English.
03:01:59 So here's the here's the Indian reporter, because we saw and it is evident
03:02:04 that how the deep state of united the state and the translators on the left
03:02:08 behind administration and then translating the English and English.
03:02:13 So what is your your point of view about the Bangladesh,
03:02:16 and what is the role that the state played in this?
03:02:19 Well, there was no.
03:02:20 And for our deep what is what the fuck is happening I don't know, am I crazy?
03:02:26 I was like, maybe he's got less of an accent. No.
03:02:28 It's like I would like to say about the Bangladesh issue
03:02:31 because we saw and it is evident that Trump can clearly understand him.
03:02:35 I like though, that he actually he's like, oh, I'm supposed to be listening.
03:02:39 I'll listen to my mate and junior Soros also.
03:02:42 So what? Somehow they're going to spin.
03:02:44 That is racist for Trump. I can't wait
03:02:47 for that is stupid.
03:02:50 Yeah I don't I mean I just I don't with the maroon tie.
03:02:53 He's going with the maroon tie. Interesting.
03:02:55 Oh yeah.
03:02:56 English translation.
03:03:00 Of English.
03:03:02 Interesting.
03:03:03 Chicken attack.
03:03:05 Incredible.
03:03:05 We have another in the scene.
03:03:07 A helicopter is flying high in the sky.
03:03:10 Not only do we have a, chicken attack, but sometimes
03:03:14 helicopters crash into chickens on accident.
03:03:20 I'm just waiting for the drop.
03:03:25 For there has not been.
03:03:27 Watch this on now.
03:03:29 You know the helicopter one.
03:03:31 Their footage was captured by the helicopter.
03:03:34 Accidents on accident.
03:03:36 Man, you know, we could not show this on YouTube because of during a trip.
03:03:40 And it shows something incredible in the scene, not the helicopters.
03:03:44 Okay? It's more of a chicken accident.
03:03:46 What the pilot doesn't know, however, is that a large black
03:03:50 bird is suddenly heading straight.
03:03:51 Why does it have to be a blackbird?
03:03:53 Right. It is flying around.
03:03:55 This is a simulation.
03:03:56 The video is real, but I don't know why they're showing the bird
03:04:00 screeching noises.
03:04:01 Probably because I it's path.
03:04:02 Because it needs to be right in the same air here.
03:04:05 This is real though. Copter is flying.
03:04:07 Then out of nowhere,
03:04:09 the bird changes direction and flies to show the guy's helicopter.
03:04:13 The pilot spots it, but instead of quickly
03:04:15 adjusting, he actually climbs higher.
03:04:18 He climbs higher? Yeah, the bird made it. Yeah.
03:04:20 Sucked into the helicopters. Oh, instantly.
03:04:24 What a view to do.
03:04:25 Right on the windshield of the driver.
03:04:28 That would have scared the shit out of me. He thought he was clear him.
03:04:30 He saw the bird, avoided the bird.
03:04:31 Yeah, we're good, we're good.
03:04:34 But then the bird got sucked, this foot torn apart instantly.
03:04:39 It doesn't suck. It presses down.
03:04:42 I did not, does it try to move up?
03:04:44 Wow, that's how physics works.
03:04:46 Shenanigans, then.
03:04:48 Are you sure? Yes.
03:04:53 I think there's some type of.
03:04:56 All right, so, circular current maybe, I guess so.
03:05:00 Maybe it's different between, like, when you're at the more of the fulcrum.
03:05:04 I guess we call it. Right?
03:05:07 Then it makes sense to me, right?
03:05:10 If you're going up, the air would be coming down, but probably not.
03:05:14 I don't know, because you can do a ceiling fan in two directions, I guess.
03:05:16 Like, which ways are the blades?
03:05:18 Been in a helicopter. They're spinning.
03:05:21 But do you want to fly into the ground or up into the sky?
03:05:24 I want to fly into the ground, yeah.
03:05:26 What do you want? To fly to the car?
03:05:27 Those are my only two options. Yeah.
03:05:31 Sometimes people get into car accidents on purpose.
03:05:36 There are
03:05:36 people who get into helicopter accidents on accident, man.
03:05:41 And it sounds like you have a counter argument for that. I,
03:05:45 I believe I could personally, smoke this guy
03:05:49 and like a debate about helicopter accidents.
03:05:53 As many debates large,
03:05:55 they get to know where.
03:05:58 So. All right, well, let's like, let's try to do, like, a two minute debate.
03:06:02 Life begins when.
03:06:06 Sorry.
03:06:07 That was a baited question.
03:06:09 Because you know what?
03:06:09 Nobody can decide, right? Life begins though, right? You.
03:06:12 Where's three of us? Here.
03:06:13 We're all going to answer.
03:06:14 Life begins. Conception.
03:06:17 Conception. All right.
03:06:18 So immediately, when the egg somehow emerges and becomes two cells
03:06:22 instead of one or actual, just one breaks through the wall.
03:06:27 Just one, in my opinion.
03:06:29 All right, so some type of a fetus more than a more than cell development.
03:06:33 All right. Oh, hi.
03:06:34 Oh I didn't give my answer.
03:06:37 I agree with Ohio.
03:06:38 I think conception begins at erection.
03:06:42 Oh, wow.
03:06:43 You should never agree with Ohio on anything.
03:06:45 No shit.
03:06:46 So since we have somebody here that's actually
03:06:49 from Ohio, dirt, soil.
03:06:51 I'm from Ohio.
03:06:54 I'm going to play the.
03:06:55 What say you now, before I play this, just so we can give you an idea?
03:07:00 No, I'm not, because I can't find it.
03:07:04 Are you familiar with this session?
03:07:05 Several bills expected to focus on reproductive rights and abortion.
03:07:09 A full plate already raising a lot of eyebrows.
03:07:12 Okay.
03:07:12 Legislation that would make unprotected sex a felony for men who do not.
03:07:17 Let me repeat that.
03:07:19 What a felony for men
03:07:21 who do not have the intention to get a woman pregnant.
03:07:24 Legislation that would make unprotected sex one felony for men
03:07:28 who do not have the intention to go.
03:07:30 You are now in charge of.
03:07:32 I don't know,
03:07:32 I think there's as many sperm in a load as there are stars in the universe.
03:07:36 Or some crazy number like you.
03:07:38 Millions, billions, trillions.
03:07:40 Doesn't matter if there's more than two.
03:07:42 You are now responsible for those sperm.
03:07:45 If you are wasting your sperm for no reason
03:07:48 for not getting a woman pregnant, apparently.
03:07:51 It's a it's a felony.
03:07:53 Get a woman pregnant.
03:07:54 I think we're, overstepping our boundaries a little bit.
03:07:57 You know, the private, someone's private life is their private life.
03:08:00 I think that's a very interesting idea, but I think they're trying to get to work,
03:08:03 and they're trying to get a Republican to say, my body, my choice.
03:08:06 The bill named the conception because, see, look, I wasn't kidding.
03:08:10 Conception begins at erection.
03:08:12 Act is what it's actually called.
03:08:13 That's not a joke yet from Dublin and Tristan Rader.
03:08:16 Wow. Lakewood.
03:08:17 The whole like the don't say gay bill really call for it.
03:08:21 Never ever in there.
03:08:22 Not once did it say don't say gay to regulate. Right.
03:08:25 But there are exceptions to the proposed law.
03:08:27 All right.
03:08:28 Now you know what?
03:08:29 Usually when I get into arguments like that, I'm like, yes,
03:08:31 I read the whole bill, or at least what's available that I have not read.
03:08:35 One word is fine after the third, except what you're showing us right now
03:08:39 without the intention of conceiving a child.
03:08:42 It sure does seem like it, though.
03:08:43 Yeah, that's in the country.
03:08:45 That's what it says.
03:08:46 Based on
03:08:46 what if the intention is this even this is the most basic biological facts.
03:08:51 What if the intention is to masturbate because I'm stressed and I'm bored?
03:08:55 Who cares why, right?
03:08:56 Yeah.
03:08:56 What if it if you come, if you come to orgasm and have some type of a substance
03:09:03 that could get somebody pregnant and you're not using it in that
03:09:07 effect,
03:09:08 you're committing a felony in Ohio.
03:09:13 And leans in towards middle school humor in Austin.
03:09:16 By middle school.
03:09:17 Yeah. Hi.
03:09:17 Oh. Calls the proposal
03:09:18 disdainful to the pro-life community and a waste of state resources.
03:09:23 They have to review it. And when they file it, good courage.
03:09:26 And I have to stick a legal team on it.
03:09:27 Wasting time on that and delaying other bill as, as,
03:09:30 than or as an Ohioan, I'd be pissed at wasting my money.
03:09:33 Six asking viewers about the proposal in an online poll, 26% said
03:09:38 it's a good idea, 74% telling us it's a joke.
03:09:42 This made online a waste of money by some people,
03:09:46 but we have had far bigger,
03:09:50 far greater misuse of taxpayer money in bills.
03:09:53 Yeah. Wait, so that's your excuse?
03:09:55 Because that doesn't make me feel any better.
03:09:58 Oh my God, if
03:09:59 you think if you think this is wasteful, you should see what else we're doing.
03:10:02 Okay? Yeah.
03:10:03 Please go on.
03:10:05 Yeah.
03:10:06 Let me get my pen and paper.
03:10:07 Let me get Elon Musk.
03:10:08 We'll be right back.
03:10:13 Thank dude.
03:10:14 Yeah.
03:10:14 The last thing you want is an artist going through your books.
03:10:17 An artistic.
03:10:20 Speaking of artists going through your books.
03:10:22 The accountant. Is that.
03:10:23 Is that like a slang for autism or autistic person?
03:10:26 An artist? An artist?
03:10:29 Yeah, that's what I call an adult.
03:10:31 So I say a child with autism because they're not defined
03:10:35 an artist by by their autism, though an adult.
03:10:38 An adult.
03:10:39 I don't give a shit. Yeah. An adult.
03:10:41 You're an autistic,
03:10:43 okay? You're an artist. An artist?
03:10:44 What am I saying? That wrong? I don't think I'm saying that wrong. I don't know,
03:10:48 you dive in somewhere because I've got aliens.
03:10:50 If you want to.
03:10:51 Oh, man, I'm killing the Segway for diving.
03:10:55 Mine's pretty gruesome. I want to save it.
03:10:57 Okay.
03:10:58 And I have a will it cut video.
03:11:01 The recent images that they got from Mars.
03:11:03 That big square.
03:11:05 Google wouldn't let me type.
03:11:06 Will it cut I it's one of those things where because some seven year old girls
03:11:10 cut their arm for the show, it's I'm not allowed to say that
03:11:13 it's professional skeptic I'm telling you what it is
03:11:16 you've been making the last year of living the last 20 years poopoo
03:11:19 and all the aliens and UFO shit and whatnot.
03:11:21 Man, oh man, is it a rough day for you?
03:11:23 Because that's a shit.
03:11:24 Was a leader for South America and for us to be like, oh,
03:11:27 it's probably a village that makes sense.
03:11:29 This is even more clear than live.
03:11:30 Yeah, I know, it's super.
03:11:32 Yeah.
03:11:33 Jamie pull photo of do we all know what like recent right.
03:11:36 Yeah. I just a few days before pulling up this.
03:11:38 This is a three dimensional scan on a surface layout,
03:11:42 you know, explain it to the audience,
03:11:45 to the two people watching later.
03:11:47 And really, that's twice as usual.
03:11:50 As tech is the name we gave them.
03:11:52 They were May hackers, but the, they want something
03:11:56 to differentiate between my skin and my haircut.
03:12:00 Okay, Boomer, call them Mexican. Okay.
03:12:02 But yeah, I was reading.
03:12:04 Oh. So there's is it that there's a mass of data
03:12:07 that they scan from the surface
03:12:09 and then someone just detected this recently,
03:12:11 like someone just found there's a massive data,
03:12:13 but it might be one of those things. It's like who is matches.
03:12:15 Oh my hand okay. Which one of these images.
03:12:18 And just one data dealing with the entire surface of a planet.
03:12:21 That's what is it like three quarters of the size of Earth?
03:12:24 Oh, the entire surface of a planet. Hold on. Pause.
03:12:27 Be a little smaller, but smaller than that.
03:12:29 Yeah, I think I think you had mentioned global flood,
03:12:32 but that's a fallacy, misnomer, nonsense, bullshit.
03:12:36 And you need to be called out on that.
03:12:38 Back from the they didn't say the globe flooded.
03:12:42 They said the world flooded.
03:12:44 And the firmament
03:12:46 covered a flat earth that was a disk.
03:12:49 So they they were they were interpreting.
03:12:52 You're interpreting I think it was just Mesopotamia.
03:12:54 I think the cosmology, it was very clear.
03:12:58 They had no idea what they had no idea.
03:13:01 They only knew that what they could see.
03:13:03 So if your entire continent,
03:13:05 if you've only ever explored the entire continent, that is your entire world.
03:13:09 So if it flooded doesn't, and I'm not saying it's true,
03:13:13 I don't know if it was true.
03:13:14 That's the only right answer because I wasn't there.
03:13:17 But if it did happen, it's more likely that it wasn't a global flood.
03:13:20 It was an aerial regional flood.
03:13:22 That was a lot of people that that try to debunk Noah's Ark,
03:13:26 say they couldn't fit all the animals from the earth onto the ark.
03:13:32 I disagree, they could have had the technology to have,
03:13:36 not say in the Bible, just the, just the, things of them.
03:13:40 Right? Yeah.
03:13:41 I hear what you're saying. They didn't need to have the live animals.
03:13:43 They could have.
03:13:44 That's a no.
03:13:45 Yeah, it's not also just it's not as if it was just fertilized eggs.
03:13:50 Let's just try to interpret things.
03:13:53 And I'm just questioning. I don't believe the things I say.
03:13:55 It's like two of the animal that you fucking need.
03:13:59 The unclean ones.
03:14:00 Two of each, seven of each of the clean ones.
03:14:03 But do you agree, though,
03:14:04 that it's not global flood is not possible,
03:14:09 and probably not what what was intended in that Noah's Ark story?
03:14:12 What do you mean? Was it was a regional flood?
03:14:15 If the entire continent or the entire island,
03:14:17 wherever they live, which I think was Mesopotamia flood,
03:14:21 you're you're actually missing out
03:14:23 on some very specific verbiage in the in the description.
03:14:27 It was in Hebrews.
03:14:32 The purpose of some flood
03:14:34 myths was to wipe out all of humanity because they were being too noisy.
03:14:41 And that was that was one of them noise.
03:14:43 It just was to sinful.
03:14:46 But in Genesis.
03:14:49 But in Genesis
03:14:52 one more time, the idea
03:14:54 I think he's blipping out,
03:14:57 but in Genesis he's getting irritated.
03:14:59 Interruptions.
03:15:00 I got to hit the fucking button, God damn it.
03:15:02 Or here's another idea that's going to be very controversial.
03:15:05 You could shut the fuck up. Oh, okay.
03:15:10 But in Genesis, the concept was
03:15:14 everyone was too sinful.
03:15:18 Yeah, that's what I said 20 minutes ago.
03:15:21 I know you interrupted me with it.
03:15:24 You don't.
03:15:24 You don't like when
03:15:26 somebody cuts to the chase, it interrupts a segment or a statement.
03:15:30 I think it's. Yeah, showing.
03:15:32 I think it's a little.
03:15:32 You sound like Tony Romo and Tom Brady for father.
03:15:35 Like he's going to call pass.
03:15:36 Yeah but I called it my ego smarter than you are.
03:15:39 Surface of it a lot.
03:15:40 And this I think they think the rough estimate is
03:15:45 between 300 and 300m and multiple kilometers.
03:15:51 They don't know how big it is.
03:15:52 You know, it's because it's like it's hard to get.
03:15:54 Is he talking about asteroids?
03:15:56 I think the asteroid at the very smallest, the circle, the shadows.
03:16:00 So this thing, this square I've seen sweet as it's real and shadow
03:16:05 because it's right angle, right angle, right angle, right angle.
03:16:08 Yeah.
03:16:09 And, doesn't, but are you sure?
03:16:11 Are you just making this? They just. That's enhanced.
03:16:13 That's not what it looks like. That's bullshit.
03:16:15 You see it better.
03:16:16 It's like superimposed on that one. Yeah, yeah.
03:16:18 That image just this.
03:16:20 So but just by doing that, they just fucked up.
03:16:23 Everyone told me that was a light pressure from South America.
03:16:26 I'd be like, oh yeah, yeah, fuck you.
03:16:27 It's just too convenient that it makes a square.
03:16:31 It's not.
03:16:32 It just seems so weird. It is. It's.
03:16:34 And then there's another image that goes, there's names for that.
03:16:37 Seems like maybe not even more bizarre shapes or like,
03:16:41 like things where there's not almost looks like a humans do that.
03:16:44 A lot of the blood emanating from the surface, like surrounded by a circle.
03:16:48 Yeah. Have you seen that one? Seen that one.
03:16:50 But I've seen people talk. Can find that one. Jamie.
03:16:53 The remote. You.
03:16:55 What was that?
03:16:56 Real weird game.
03:16:57 And game has the really good remote viewer
03:17:01 looking at Mars at a certain time
03:17:04 in, like, ancient history.
03:17:08 What do you mean by time?
03:17:11 From the legendary.
03:17:12 Sorry, I mean, this just the little quartz chip
03:17:17 bouncing, trying to simulate how many times
03:17:21 oops, how many?
03:17:23 I don't know what word to use there because it's not time.
03:17:25 There is no time in the Genesis account.
03:17:32 In the beginning.
03:17:33 Yeah. Oh my God. It says the giant square structure.
03:17:35 Just a short hike from the legendary face on Mars.
03:17:38 Holy shit.
03:17:39 That's crazy. Holy shit. How do they miss this?
03:17:41 But we stare at all the time that all our shit has gone by.
03:17:44 My face has
03:17:47 the original images.
03:17:48 Yeah, look really wild.
03:17:49 But then the images afterwards, we're like, yeah, I've heard
03:17:53 there's more sand over here.
03:17:54 Light hitting it in a certain way, and you can
03:17:56 find plenty of structures on Earth that will do a similar thing.
03:18:00 Fuck off.
03:18:01 This is this guy's evidence
03:18:02 that people that didn't weren't, weren't sure about aliens were Pooh poohing.
03:18:05 Alien aliens are now going to know there's aliens because of the.
03:18:08 He's going back to the face in the square on Mars.
03:18:10 Are you shitting me? No.
03:18:14 I know there's aliens because shape.
03:18:18 It's just the.
03:18:19 It's not aliens.
03:18:20 I get his point.
03:18:21 I know, I know, there's no way that could be natural.
03:18:23 Has to be created.
03:18:25 Well, I mentioned the Mars. You.
03:18:27 I mentioned our position,
03:18:29 and they're showing that Mars potentially has water on it.
03:18:32 And so there's potentially a bad situation where
03:18:36 there's
03:18:37 no it melted away.
03:18:40 Somewhere there's a little droplet somewhere.
03:18:42 Sure.
03:18:43 I think water comes from space all the time.
03:18:47 Remember in the story of, Marduk versus TMA,
03:18:52 the the planet Mars was actually involved
03:18:57 in that whole mythology.
03:18:59 That whole myth involves the planet of Mars.
03:19:04 And I think that's related to why
03:19:08 the US government or the deep state or the military industrial complex
03:19:13 wanted to know what was going on on Mars at that point in time.
03:19:18 Didn't China just go past the dark side?
03:19:20 We got photos of that now.
03:19:22 Yeah.
03:19:26 Did they find all of Jamie?
03:19:27 Never been there before.
03:19:29 I've never been there before.
03:19:30 I've never been there.
03:19:31 Oh, I have, it's all hearsay to me.
03:19:34 Crazy.
03:19:36 Will it cut for jury? Do I?
03:19:40 Oh, yeah.
03:19:41 The jury. All right.
03:19:44 This is great.
03:19:47 Well, you get that up.
03:19:53 Dear.
03:19:53 As pledge, my sister's husband died by suicide
03:19:57 several years ago while they were in the middle of a divorce.
03:20:00 They had a volatile relationship.
03:20:02 Both she and her husband treated people very badly.
03:20:05 They were both lower, lording over other people and putting them down.
03:20:09 Her husband left an unkind suicide letter blaming her, but now she talks about him
03:20:14 and their relationship as if it's an amazing love story.
03:20:18 She's claiming the suicide note was a love letter to her.
03:20:22 Incidences in which she behaved badly
03:20:25 have morphed into stories in which she was kind and benevolent.
03:20:28 Although she complained about our parents
03:20:31 and her childhood for many years, she now claims it was magical.
03:20:35 It was perfect, but wasn't.
03:20:38 It was.
03:20:38 It wasn't perfect, but it wasn't magical.
03:20:41 When she says these things, I cringe inwardly and remain silent.
03:20:44 I know she was shocked by your husband's suicide,
03:20:46 and I don't want to make the situation worse or put her over the edge.
03:20:50 She seems she sees a therapist, but I'm pretty sure she isn't giving her
03:20:54 therapist the true story.
03:20:55 What she tells me the therapist says doesn't sound real.
03:20:59 I love my sister, even though she has treated me badly many times.
03:21:02 I'm concerned that
03:21:03 if I confront her with the truth, she will fall apart or rage at me.
03:21:06 But I am uncomfortable
03:21:07 listening to her revision of history and don't know how to respond.
03:21:10 Any advice? Sound fuzzy? Truth?
03:21:13 Yeah.
03:21:14 Revisionist history.
03:21:15 History is told by the survivors.
03:21:19 So, Yeah, that's that's that's all of our history books
03:21:23 are told by the winners of wars and the survivors of conflicts.
03:21:29 The revisionist history is a fact of life.
03:21:33 Yeah.
03:21:34 If you want to try to.
03:21:37 That's it.
03:21:38 Just going to start a new life by just talking as if it.
03:21:42 Just talking into existence.
03:21:43 If you can just. You just make it up there.
03:21:46 The other thing.
03:21:47 Right.
03:21:47 Like, if you will it sometimes it, it can manifest.
03:21:50 Right now there's a bunch of motivational speakers
03:21:54 that say, if you get your mindset right, you can change the world.
03:21:58 The truth and the truth behind that is the world that you experience
03:22:04 is a model inside your brain, and it's time
03:22:07 that you can actually influence it just by making up nonsense.
03:22:12 So you're saying that there is an afterlife?
03:22:15 Yep. Exactly.
03:22:18 But you have to experience it during life.
03:22:25 That's say
03:22:27 you don't really exist,
03:22:30 but you
03:22:32 get a smoke detector.
03:22:33 You do, you do.
03:22:35 It looks like a smoke detector, but it's really a surveillance device.
03:22:38 Do you have that rant?
03:22:43 I was that guy with the jury duty.
03:22:46 What kind of person are you?
03:22:48 That's my question.
03:22:50 What kind of person are you?
03:22:53 I think I'm pretty much like you.
03:22:55 Only successful.
03:22:57 All right, so I got jury duty.
03:22:59 I'm not going.
03:23:01 That shit sounds stupid.
03:23:03 So you're telling me there's a guy who did a crime,
03:23:08 and you need me to show up so you can convince me whether or not he did it?
03:23:14 I didn't go to law school.
03:23:16 Who gives a fuck what I think?
03:23:18 Like a jury of my peers.
03:23:20 My peers are dumb as fuck,
03:23:22 dude, I'm just confused because, like, why isn't it a job?
03:23:25 Like, why is jury duty a thing?
03:23:27 Why don't you just hire jury people full time
03:23:30 and have them clock it and make them go to fucking law school for it?
03:23:34 Why can't you just get like an associate's degree in jury duty ring?
03:23:38 Like, why do we have to grab randos off the street NPCs?
03:23:42 Why do I have to convince a lifetime fitness front desk employee,
03:23:47 an Arby's shift lead and a librarian that I'm not guilty for murder?
03:23:55 I like jury duty
03:23:58 because that.
03:23:59 So figure out if he did it or not.
03:24:02 Comment anyone?
03:24:03 I have plenty, I mean, he's got a good point,
03:24:05 but at the same time, it's like it's the whole classic jury.
03:24:09 Brady.
03:24:09 He has no point like
03:24:11 jury is literally the last checks and balances to protect us from bad laws.
03:24:15 Jury nullification is an obligation.
03:24:18 It's not a right. It's an obligation.
03:24:20 We are so convinced you're supposed to look at the letter of the law.
03:24:23 Do not look at the person. That's all bullshit.
03:24:26 Justice is supposed to be blind.
03:24:27 But when, like so many marijuana laws, for example, before it was legalized
03:24:32 and decriminalized, a lot of them would go in front of juries
03:24:36 and the jury would go, fuck you, it's a victimless crime,
03:24:38 and let them off, even though it was absolutely illegal.
03:24:40 Your jury is literally the last check and balance
03:24:44 to protect you from bad laws, you fucking asshole!
03:24:47 Idiot. That's why I'm scared.
03:24:49 Because you might be on my jury, or you might be trying to get out.
03:24:52 And now you're there. You're like, man, fuck, why am I even here, man?
03:24:55 Fuck this guy.
03:24:55 Fuck this innocent guy who's my job and obligation to save him.
03:25:00 I don't care because I'm too fucking stupid or too busy or too whatever.
03:25:03 You're wrong. You should take it seriously.
03:25:06 I've never been chosen for jury duty because I am an outspoken
03:25:09 jury nullification advocate.
03:25:10 I've actually stood outside of courthouses handing fucking pamphlets to people,
03:25:15 letting people know if they're running for or if they're going to jury duty,
03:25:18 that you can actually just say no regardless of what you hear,
03:25:22 regardless of the results, regardless of the evidence.
03:25:25 As a jury, you are allowed. You're just like Gary,
03:25:28 except I care a lot worse than Gary.
03:25:30 Gary has never stood outside handing atheist pamphlets out.
03:25:34 Nope. How weird is that?
03:25:36 I don't think it's weird at all.
03:25:37 So what compels you if you don't care about something enough to stand out?
03:25:42 Something that I don't even want to be associated with has to be compelled.
03:25:46 It has to be something in your life that you care about that much
03:25:49 there has to care about that, that much that I, I do
03:25:52 because it was in my community and I was actually
03:25:56 listen selfishly, I had a court case
03:25:58 coming up, so I had a jury case coming up.
03:26:02 I had fun, I smoked a bunch of weed and went into the court,
03:26:05 and I, I absolutely wanted people that might be on my jury to be aware of jury.
03:26:10 All right. Let me ask a stupid question then.
03:26:12 Even after everything I just said in a rant,
03:26:13 are you aware of jury nullification and the rules behind it?
03:26:17 Nope.
03:26:18 The fact that as a jury member you can say not guilty
03:26:22 just on a whim, just on your own heart?
03:26:25 The judge.
03:26:25 The judge will spend 20 minutes in the beginning of every fucking case
03:26:29 lying to you, telling you that you're not supposed to do that.
03:26:33 You're supposed to look at the evidential, whatever, blah blah, blah.
03:26:35 Only in the case of the blah blah blah ride with a new jury.
03:26:39 No it won't.
03:26:41 You can't be tried twice. What?
03:26:42 You see, you're scaring me as much as this guy.
03:26:44 There's a fucking constitution that says you can't be tried twice
03:26:47 for the same crime.
03:26:48 Please tell me it's a mistrial next week.
03:26:51 I know next week's topic.
03:26:54 Double jeopardy person.
03:26:56 Sorry it's too late for me to be this scared in this worried?
03:26:59 Yeah, I know you feel. Double.
03:27:01 Yeah. Double jeopardy. Yeah.
03:27:02 You can't be tried twice for the same. And a jury.
03:27:04 Even though
03:27:05 most people nowadays think that you have to follow the evidence alone and.
03:27:08 And it's not supposed to be what my heart says.
03:27:10 He's wrong.
03:27:11 It means that if you think that the law is stupider
03:27:14 than the entire world, you have a right to make your voice heard.
03:27:18 And if 12 of you will agree, or six of you, most people think 12 on a jury.
03:27:23 But that's only felonies.
03:27:24 Most people are in trials for misdemeanors,
03:27:26 and in Michigan, at least, you only get six jurors, which,
03:27:29 if you know anything about math, change the odds so much.
03:27:31 If nowadays, even though I just said all that,
03:27:34 you'd rather go in front of a judge and convince one person than convince
03:27:37 six stupid peers like this dickhead.
03:27:39 So I would actually say, avoid the jury
03:27:42 and go right to the magistrate or the judge because he's actually trained
03:27:46 and it's his job.
03:27:46 As long as he's not political or biased, you'll probably be better off
03:27:49 with a judge.
03:27:50 I also have to preface this this is not fucking legal advice.
03:27:53 Please do not listen to me.
03:27:54 I'm an idiot on a podcast that has been in trouble, though with experience.
03:27:59 There's a disclaimer.
03:27:59 Anyway, it's got to be a disclaimer, obviously.
03:28:02 Well, in double jeopardy, your answer has to be in the form of a question,
03:28:06 but the, the prize totals are doubled.
03:28:09 That's true.
03:28:12 That's true. All right.
03:28:13 Body slam or, will it cut or what?
03:28:17 They say,
03:28:18 you know what?
03:28:20 Do I need an order because.
03:28:22 Oh, and I got a bunch of disc of stuff, but there's so much disc golf stuff.
03:28:25 Okay, the body slam.
03:28:30 Are you playing a video?
03:28:31 I hear a video. Where's the video going?
03:28:34 That's on you.
03:28:37 Well, well, you do that really quick.
03:28:39 People who don't have an inner monologue are individuals
03:28:41 who don't experience a constant stream of intellectual
03:28:44 thought or voice in their head, meaning they don't do it,
03:28:46 may not mentally talk to themselves while thinking, and instead might process
03:28:51 information primarily through visual imagery or other non-verbal means.
03:28:55 Research suggests that a significant portion
03:28:57 of the population may fall into this category, with estimates ranging
03:29:00 from 30 to 30 to 50% of people.
03:29:04 Is that troubling in that it is,
03:29:09 thought they were retards.
03:29:10 How do you. I don't understand how that works.
03:29:12 Just off like you don't think you just do.
03:29:17 I mean,
03:29:18 they do not just keep burning themselves on the stove, like.
03:29:21 Or do they just look at,
03:29:24 look at the stove.
03:29:28 It's it makes no sense to me.
03:29:30 So you coming out of that, where my sound is coming from?
03:29:34 I think it's left brain.
03:29:36 The right brain.
03:29:36 So if you left brain dominant or right predominant, that's how you.
03:29:41 The absence of it right is considered a normal variation in cognitive
03:29:45 cognitive style and does not indicate any underlying mental health issue.
03:29:50 Okay.
03:29:51 See, I thought they were retired.
03:29:54 Yeah.
03:29:54 People without an inner monologue may find it difficult to relate to others
03:29:57 who readily describe their thoughts as a running internal dialog.
03:30:02 Yes, people without an inner monologue may find it difficult to read.
03:30:06 Yeah of course. Yeah. That's weird.
03:30:09 Yeah, those are the weirdos, that's all.
03:30:12 I suppose,
03:30:14 Astro, about weirdos that you own.
03:30:19 And that's that's.
03:30:27 Get out of here, you.
03:30:34 But how do you not just think about stuff?
03:30:36 What do you. What's the
03:30:39 what is going on in there?
03:30:41 What's bothering you? The words.
03:30:43 We need to find someone who has that.
03:30:45 But what do we all communicate to them?
03:30:47 What we're talking about?
03:30:49 Yeah,
03:30:51 at a moment, all I heard was we got to interact with what's there.
03:30:56 Only how do they perform a job or a task if they're not
03:31:00 constantly thinking about it and how to, like, perform it and do it better?
03:31:04 Or, you know, things that they could
03:31:07 adjust or, you know, make changes
03:31:09 to make things easier, more efficient, or
03:31:13 I can even think about what they're thinking about, I mean,
03:31:16 or even while you're doing a nominal task, like thinking about something
03:31:19 completely different that like, takes you in a whole different realm,
03:31:22 like you're in a whole different world, but you're still doing this menial tasks
03:31:25 like, right, we're talking about what we're thinking or how we think.
03:31:29 So we're actually thinking about how we think
03:31:32 about thinking about stuff.
03:31:35 So and those people do
03:31:38 tutu, tutu tutu tutu tutu tutu tutu tutu tutu tutu.
03:31:42 There was some some inception shit there, man.
03:31:44 You confused me.
03:31:45 Yeah, I'm not even sure if I'm awake right now.
03:31:48 All right, good job.
03:31:49 By some.
03:31:52 I have a bus driver
03:31:53 named Dave, so, like, okay, is writing this article.
03:31:56 The person who wrote this article, you had to like.
03:31:59 I'm going to write an article. Then you have to think about that article.
03:32:01 You have to think about how you're going to write that article.
03:32:03 Different ways to approach it. That doesn't happen.
03:32:06 And they are those people not capable of writing an article.
03:32:09 I'm guessing,
03:32:12 or speech or like,
03:32:15 well, actually what you're describing is someone that is non,
03:32:18 verbal.
03:32:21 Right?
03:32:22 Hi, Dave. Hi, Dave. Hi, Dave.
03:32:24 So where do you think this event happened?
03:32:27 Sorry. Are we done with the we can keep talking about.
03:32:29 Yeah, the plane crash was in Toronto.
03:32:31 I need to shut the guy up in my head for a minute.
03:32:35 Okay, so I need you to guess
03:32:37 there are people who get in the helicopter accidents on accident.
03:32:42 Man, that this road rage incident happened or accidentally.
03:32:48 If I click on the thing you're going to see.
03:32:50 So you got to guess, real quick.
03:32:52 I'm looking for a remote. Oh, Minnesota.
03:32:55 Oh, an angry state. Florida.
03:32:58 It's Idaho, it's an icy state.
03:33:01 Oh. North Dakota. Interesting.
03:33:03 Well, you guys won't be able to renew your.
03:33:08 That says
03:33:08 woman body slammed on the ground on icy Toledo Road.
03:33:12 Oh, right.
03:33:13 Literally. Body CEO yeah.
03:33:16 This is great.
03:33:21 Let's go.
03:33:22 Get up and running.
03:33:25 You know, gonna get out.
03:33:28 You know I didn't join, all right?
03:33:31 You were on my guy come to church because that man's right.
03:33:34 Yeah,
03:33:36 and that means I ain't drive you crazy.
03:33:38 That man.
03:33:41 I went to the lake.
03:33:43 Get out of my thing.
03:33:46 That I get.
03:33:50 Oh. Night night.
03:33:53 Look at him.
03:33:54 Get back up.
03:33:55 That good
03:33:57 baby like
03:34:00 where?
03:34:01 I thought she said her husband was right there.
03:34:03 Yeah. He was.
03:34:05 He said the fuck in the car the whole time.
03:34:08 She said, man, I was right there. So.
03:34:12 What, What? You.
03:34:13 So what do you what do you think? Justified.
03:34:16 So I've always what I was always taught is never okay to hit a woman, right?
03:34:20 She threw the first punch.
03:34:22 Well, he gets out of the car.
03:34:24 Like, obviously the woman doesn't want to fight.
03:34:27 He's in his jam jams.
03:34:28 They're gonna,
03:34:29 like, approach the situation like he's some kind of stoic motherfucker.
03:34:32 Right. Road rage. I mean, they cut him off.
03:34:34 This is already escalated.
03:34:35 Once you're out of your car, you're in. You're in the wrong.
03:34:38 Both of you are in the wrong.
03:34:39 If you're out once you're out of your car
03:34:41 and it's like she hit him, it's like she pretty much hit him in the arm.
03:34:44 Like it.
03:34:44 No no no no, wait. Hold on the flap.
03:34:48 You didn't hear the pop. Listen again.
03:34:50 I ain't driving crazy.
03:34:52 She hit him smack dab in the face.
03:34:55 I would rather late.
03:34:57 Get out of my brain.
03:35:00 He and he he he leaned in.
03:35:02 He leaned into it.
03:35:03 But let me stop that just in case.
03:35:05 If I can get it stopped.
03:35:08 Oh, that was already after.
03:35:11 Damn it.
03:35:12 And of course, if I click it too much, it makes the whole screen.
03:35:17 Wait, can I use the arrow?
03:35:19 Yes. I can't
03:35:21 oh, but it goes five seconds.
03:35:23 Why don't you go one frame fucking YouTube?
03:35:25 Do I know?
03:35:25 I don't know how to use the internet.
03:35:28 It's. It's five seconds.
03:35:30 You suck.
03:35:31 I don't catch on on all my editing software.
03:35:33 I can use the arrows and go one frame. Yep.
03:35:35 This isn't editing software. This is YouTube.
03:35:37 Anyways.
03:35:39 Look at her.
03:35:39 She he I wish she's maximum.
03:35:42 I mean, you can hear the crack.
03:35:44 Bam! That's her hand hitting his face.
03:35:49 Love that fucking.
03:35:50 That's more of a okay.
03:35:53 Would you call that? He's a little.
03:35:55 She's bigger. Like a belly to backside slam.
03:35:58 I don't know what the what would you call it?
03:36:00 A wrestling move would be good enough
03:36:03 suplex if.
03:36:06 Oh he turned sideways I see it's almost like probably gave her a break.
03:36:09 You know what gave you sort of like a he gave her a break.
03:36:14 He I think he was going to lift her totally flip it over behind he put it,
03:36:18 he realized, oh, I'm a killer. So he picked her up
03:36:21 half of his girlfriend's going to slide out and count three.
03:36:24 Yeah.
03:36:24 This is what bothers me more than anything is.
03:36:26 And I'm a sexist, clearly, because there's a woman in in this car
03:36:30 and there's a man in that car, right? Yeah.
03:36:33 And the men and women are fighting, like, if this was me and my wife,
03:36:37 which there's been times where, I mean, I've never, ever punched a woman.
03:36:41 I've never physically even punched a man on the side of the road.
03:36:44 But if we were there, my wife and I would be fighting together.
03:36:48 We would force the man out of the car and it would be a man,
03:36:51 a man and woman on woman.
03:36:52 Because I like man on man clip that they're both sitting in the car
03:36:56 and they're both going, they're both sitting in the car.
03:36:59 Not again.
03:37:01 Yeah.
03:37:02 You know, I mean, because they deal with this off and I'm sure you know.
03:37:05 Yeah, yeah, I'm sure the wife pops off all the time.
03:37:08 And my man
03:37:09 probably acts like he's, you know, tough guy all the time
03:37:11 when they both sit in the car going, oh my God, not again.
03:37:13 Oh, you got out of the car.
03:37:14 Oh my God.
03:37:15 She got of the car.
03:37:16 Not again. Oh here we go.
03:37:18 And their defense I've been in Toledo and it is miserable after this point though.
03:37:24 And you're the man in the other car.
03:37:25 You're still not getting out of the car.
03:37:28 You are right.
03:37:29 I mean,
03:37:31 I would yeah, I'm got I'm going after this guy.
03:37:33 He's going way too slow to get into his car.
03:37:35 If is if and I'm sorry if that this this bitch is not my wife in any reality.
03:37:40 But if she was.
03:37:42 Yeah.
03:37:42 This guy is not getting back.
03:37:44 Look at the look at the time that you have
03:37:46 okay.
03:37:47 Oh one 1002 he's three with her head for when he was at 501
03:37:53 six seconds to get him before he's in the car.
03:37:56 I like how she's sort of backing up before he even got in.
03:37:58 She's like, wait, he's not in. He's not in this car right here.
03:38:02 It's the blue one that skirts out, don't you.
03:38:04 Do you watch? Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah. No, that was a long time.
03:38:06 Yeah. So I need you to know that's the limit of my memory.
03:38:09 Dude, that's too long. Goldfish.
03:38:11 The blue car.
03:38:12 Since you said that, I remember 50%.
03:38:14 How far your own.
03:38:16 Okay, so he's over there.
03:38:18 Unless he drove after she got out.
03:38:20 That car is right here, right? Right, right.
03:38:23 I mean, about there. Yep.
03:38:29 I mean, give or take a foot.
03:38:30 Oh, it's right here. You went right.
03:38:33 You go there.
03:38:35 She got her.
03:38:36 Oh, see, she's after the woman.
03:38:39 She's after the driver that had the road right there.
03:38:42 Then he's got it like you were on my guy.
03:38:45 Come and touch me because my man's right.
03:38:47 Oh, we gotta do this.
03:38:48 Back up and we go, I ain't driving.
03:38:50 Come and touch me because my man's right there.
03:38:52 It's crazy. Yeah.
03:38:54 You should talk to your man before you start throwing comments out like that.
03:38:57 Because he didn't seem to have back.
03:38:58 Get out.
03:39:03 I guess
03:39:05 you know what?
03:39:05 I didn't realize that, too.
03:39:06 She hits here right in the face first.
03:39:09 Yeah, I mean, I don't know.
03:39:10 Not first overall, but before the body slam.
03:39:12 So she I didn't see her though.
03:39:14 And then he was just like, you know what? I'm just going to swipe.
03:39:17 So that should have been tit for tat.
03:39:19 Once the hit was done she should have been made aware.
03:39:22 Although I mean she brought in violence and there is feminism right.
03:39:26 Equal equal rights or some shit.
03:39:28 Right and left. I'm torn.
03:39:31 I always use the comedian's joke that says it's never okay to hit a woman.
03:39:34 What if you've come into your house?
03:39:36 Your wife has literally drowned and killed two of your children,
03:39:39 and she's in the process of killing the third and final child?
03:39:42 Is it okay to hit a woman? Then?
03:39:44 You know that never.
03:39:45 It's never okay.
03:39:48 You can always restrain a woman.
03:39:51 So final thought, is it,
03:39:54 justified his act?
03:39:56 No no no no no.
03:39:59 There.
03:40:00 It's good. It's not indefensible.
03:40:02 So you can.
03:40:04 Who for?
03:40:06 Who's the worst? Per.
03:40:07 Who's the worst actor out of those two that are standing outside?
03:40:09 I don't know. It's a hard judgment.
03:40:13 I. If she wouldn't have swung, none of it would have happened.
03:40:15 I'm not saying she got what she deserved. Right.
03:40:17 He didn't get hurt.
03:40:18 It's like to do a whole body slam to this woman.
03:40:20 I don't know, neither one of them would maybe, check.
03:40:24 I don't know, I just don't feel like it's a necessary.
03:40:26 Like you could just.
03:40:27 Right.
03:40:28 Just could have just walked away, you know?
03:40:30 Although, you know what? They can't.
03:40:31 She can't drive because the blue car is in front of them,
03:40:35 right? There's another room, I'm sure.
03:40:36 Just back out there backing out when he gets in the car really quick.
03:40:39 Right. Because they're trying to get the fuck out.
03:40:41 Then you're like, then you're leaving the scene of a crime.
03:40:44 Then at that point, all right, that's on the sellers.
03:40:48 I don't think they were being kind.
03:40:50 No, pick me up.
03:40:52 I mean.
03:40:54 Oh, boy.
03:40:55 All right.
03:40:55 Pick me up. I've been.
03:40:58 So I found this one.
03:40:59 I was looking for the,
03:41:02 Michigan wrapper that wasn't allowed in the car.
03:41:04 This is not her, by the way.
03:41:06 But it fits right in, and then it gets worse. I'm going.
03:41:08 Gonna lie, you look like you can pick me up.
03:41:10 I've been staring into you look real strong.
03:41:11 I ain't deserve
03:41:13 my gold, dude. She.
03:41:17 Wow, bro.
03:41:18 All my dad to get up.
03:41:22 I don't have time.
03:41:23 What's your name? Hi.
03:41:25 My name is Aaron.
03:41:25 I use she her pronouns and I was.
03:41:28 We don't use pronouns anymore.
03:41:30 Oh, he's talking to her.
03:41:32 Oh, no.
03:41:33 However, I'm not coming, I'm coming. I'm never.
03:41:35 I'm coming home.
03:41:37 I don't talk about what else can I try one of these?
03:41:40 Corny.
03:41:40 I would love to see my man.
03:41:42 Your mouth. So I've got a burger.
03:41:45 Movie really is amazing.
03:41:46 My girls were completely engrossed by it when we were watching it, because it
03:41:49 it really does make you feel like you're inside this 11 year old girl.
03:41:54 What did he see?
03:41:56 What did go?
03:41:58 What did he see?
03:42:00 Bobby, can you talk to play with
03:42:01 you want to hear a station for some detective for you?
03:42:04 Don't watch.
03:42:05 I'm going to lie.
03:42:06 You look like you can pick me. Oh.
03:42:11 You are
03:42:13 getting ready to propose.
03:42:15 Yeah. As above. So below.
03:42:17 Okay, bye.
03:42:18 Has above.
03:42:19 I have a bus driver.
03:42:20 That's fun.
03:42:20 While it lasted me days. Yeah.
03:42:23 Who has never received any credit?
03:42:25 And he's been working for day by years now
03:42:28 on this man.
03:42:32 This is funny.
03:42:33 I think that day I rename Dave
03:42:36 guy to love the bus driver named Dave.
03:42:38 Being a fucking loser is in your DNA.
03:42:40 This ain't a punch line, it's a PSA.
03:42:42 The chromosomes from your mom pot create retards and they name them Dave.
03:42:45 Dave.
03:42:51 It's the Brady and Joshua Brady and or Gary.
03:42:55 As above and so below.
03:42:58 They call these solos Brady.
03:43:00 And for sure we're doing it our way.
03:43:04 We're gonna make it make our dreams come true.
03:43:06 Brady.
03:43:07 And your show it Brady and draw.
03:43:10 It's their show now Brady draw.
03:43:28 What you guys have on the show tonight.
03:43:32 I was hoping we were going to call the kid,
03:43:34 but it's not late enough yet.
03:43:36 It was the highlight of the Seinfeld I got this.
03:43:41 The only thing I have left is, the one mash up,
03:43:45 third shift, and, we're my show.
03:43:48 I want to see the macro and a bunch of disc golf stuff that I don't.
03:43:54 I want to see that, too.
03:43:55 We could have a whole disc golf show,
03:43:58 I see it.
03:43:59 Oh, watch.
03:44:01 Oh, we got Rafat, right.
03:44:03 This dude, this dude.
03:44:07 Part of Elon Musk's fine.
03:44:09 I guess we're given this hip hop artist in Gaza a whole shitload of money.
03:44:14 Really?
03:44:15 You, the US and I tried to mash up this one and this one and this one.
03:44:20 And here's a lot of songs.
03:44:22 They all sound really the same to me. USA.
03:44:28 Wait the most.
03:44:29 I looked through them all and I found the most
03:44:33 Jewish looking one.
03:44:34 Was this one.
03:44:37 Goes into your medical screen.
03:44:40 Look at it, look at it.
03:44:41 Wow, that's fucking awesome.
03:44:43 These guys are smart.
03:44:43 Look, I try to go full screen and look where they put the subscribe button.
03:44:47 I can, I can't speak, but you right
03:44:51 where you find me a show
03:44:54 right there.
03:44:55 I'm, I'm.
03:44:57 When you find me.
03:44:59 I tried to type bitch I went
03:45:02 when you follow me like this rap.
03:45:07 Even as a singing.
03:45:09 You know
03:45:11 we don't I don't want to.
03:45:12 I don't want to give this guy any airtime.
03:45:14 I just think we're pointing out that he's getting a bunch of money to be
03:45:20 anti something.
03:45:22 I'm not sure what.
03:45:27 Did you have anything to comment about?
03:45:28 The guy's a rapper.
03:45:32 He. Was that that good?
03:45:35 I like him, we're. Why would we be? Why?
03:45:37 Why would that be part of USAID?
03:45:41 You think he's a spy or he thinks that that maybe it doesn't matter.
03:45:45 Just possibly.
03:45:46 Maybe.
03:45:50 You can.
03:45:56 I don't know,
03:45:56 but when it comes to, governments and all that shit.
03:45:59 This came up in my theory, which I found interesting.
03:46:04 Oh, yeah.
03:46:04 Wait, I have those. I got him time stamped.
03:46:06 Even the uplift.
03:46:07 I'm to insult somebody in public.
03:46:10 Yes, yes, I thought it was insane, dude.
03:46:12 Absolutely insane.
03:46:14 That's.
03:46:14 So here's the here's the first woman.
03:46:20 Law also prohibits
03:46:21 the spread of malicious gossip, violent threats, and fake quotes.
03:46:26 If somebody posts something that's not true
03:46:29 and then somebody else repost or likes it,
03:46:32 are they committing a crime and the case of reposting it as a crime as well?
03:46:37 Because, the the I can't distinguish whether this is in Germany by the,
03:46:41 this, just repost it.
03:46:43 That's the same for us.
03:46:44 The punishment for breaking hate speech laws can include
03:46:48 jail time for repeat offenders, but in most cases,
03:46:51 a judge levies a stiff fine and sometimes keeps their devices.
03:46:56 How do people react when you take their phones from them?
03:46:59 They are shocked.
03:47:01 It's a kind of so what do you think about it on the smartphone?
03:47:04 It's even worse than the find you have.
03:47:07 And then.
03:47:11 It's a lot of people look at this and say, this is restricting free speech.
03:47:15 It's a threat to democracy, free speech
03:47:18 needs boundaries.
03:47:21 And in the case of let me play that again for you, no, I hold on let yep.
03:47:26 You're all yep, that's the right reaction thing.
03:47:29 It states a lot of people look at this and say this is restricting free speech.
03:47:32 It's a threat to democracy.
03:47:34 Free speech needs boundaries.
03:47:38 Freedom needs to be the case of Germany.
03:47:41 These boundaries in case of Germany.
03:47:43 Do you realize that they are now blaming the entire Hitler
03:47:47 holocaust on free speech and free speech alone?
03:47:50 So they should.
03:47:51 This should make everybody wake up.
03:47:53 There's going to be an attack on free speech,
03:47:55 and there's going to be people that you know and respected
03:47:57 and thought were reasonable, like yesterday, tomorrow they're going
03:48:00 to be saying free speech must be stopped or we're going to have another Holocaust.
03:48:06 I mean, it
03:48:07 seriously, that's going to get and this is, you think the 60 minutes.
03:48:10 I'm good.
03:48:11 I don't even want to give this too much time
03:48:13 because, you know, it's getting late, obviously,
03:48:15 but they go on and on and on, and you'd think that they would be devastated
03:48:18 that, like, we are.
03:48:19 You guys laughed when they said this statement, which is proper violence
03:48:24 in the United States.
03:48:25 A lot of people look at this and say, this is restricting free speech.
03:48:28 It's a threat to democracy, free speech needs boundaries.
03:48:33 60 minutes goes on to celebrate this point of view.
03:48:38 They don't think it's shocking at all.
03:48:39 They think that it's reasonable.
03:48:42 That's not cool.
03:48:44 And in the case of Germany, these boundaries are part of our Constitution.
03:48:49 Without boundaries, a very small group of people
03:48:53 can rely on endless freedom to say anything that they want.
03:48:58 Yeah, while everyone else is scared and intimidated in fear. So
03:49:04 she literally said it out loud.
03:49:06 We must do lalalalalalala because of fear.
03:49:11 Yeah, because of la la la la.
03:49:13 I'm afraid of. Yeah. La la la la.
03:49:16 Therefore you are not allowed to say.
03:49:19 And so the.
03:49:21 Do you hear the irony in that?
03:49:22 It goes on like she's like they're afraid to say stuff.
03:49:25 Do you think it's because of free speech, or do you think it's because of the law
03:49:28 that you just stated?
03:49:30 Yeah,
03:49:32 it's more realistic that they're afraid of you.
03:49:35 Small group of people can rely on and like you,
03:49:40 like you need less freedom to say anything that they want.
03:49:45 And if they're not allowed to rebut or
03:49:48 even talk about it in any regard, then you're the only one talking.
03:49:52 You're the danger.
03:49:53 You are what they're afraid of talking about while
03:49:56 everyone else is scared and intimidated in your.
03:50:00 Is anybody else noticing the
03:50:03 something that both these women share?
03:50:06 Same haircut, same haircut,
03:50:08 same color hair, same color eyes.
03:50:11 Eyes like the same chick?
03:50:14 Yeah. She interviewing herself.
03:50:15 It's like they all came from the same genetic makeup.
03:50:19 Like some kind of, I don't know, some ultimate.
03:50:21 No, that's not the right word.
03:50:22 Some Aryan race supreme
03:50:26 Aryan whole race.
03:50:28 Maybe her eye color is fake talking about.
03:50:32 Well, it's too icy bluish, you know, don't don't say that has to be.
03:50:36 Someone else is scared and intimidated in your fear.
03:50:40 Is it that if if people are freely attacked online
03:50:44 that they'll withdraw from the discussion?
03:50:47 This is not only a fear, it's already taking place.
03:50:50 Already, half of the internet users in Germany
03:50:52 are afraid to express their political opinion,
03:50:55 and they rarely participate in public debates online anymore.
03:50:59 So we've had videos blocked regionally many times.
03:51:04 Guess where it's blocked more than most.
03:51:08 Anyone?
03:51:09 Anyone?
03:51:11 Regionally?
03:51:13 Regionally? Did I not say that? Right? What?
03:51:16 What country is blocking flag?
03:51:18 France. More than any. And we're just nothing. Absolutely nothing.
03:51:21 But we've been blocked probably ten times regional news, including. No.
03:51:26 Well, we've been blocked by the US twice, which means completely blocked
03:51:30 in Germany.
03:51:30 We're blocked in Germany and around the UK or the European US
03:51:36 and in other.
03:51:41 Disc golf.
03:51:42 What do you got?
03:51:42 You got something?
03:51:43 I got nothing to go.
03:51:45 I've got all my stuff left.
03:51:46 Is disc golf USA idea?
03:51:48 This is the Sesame Street, that they funded the Sesame Street?
03:51:52 No, no, no.
03:51:54 Is it Israel or is it, I like
03:51:57 I like the idea that
03:52:01 we're filming
03:52:03 all these real monologues.
03:52:05 I got no problems with this unless they
03:52:08 have, I just have.
03:52:10 It's just like, this is the budget
03:52:12 getting back over?
03:52:18 Two to.
03:52:19 This is the only, look, individual money
03:52:22 them.
03:52:27 Dumb.
03:52:27 It's very relevant what they're saying to me too.
03:52:29 And I don't know what they can call me.
03:52:32 Cocky.
03:52:33 Oh my God.
03:52:35 Oh. Oh, no. Because it has to be.
03:52:38 Oh, okay.
03:52:42 Oh, wait, that's USA aid.
03:52:43 I thought it was. You said.
03:52:46 Oh, yes.
03:52:49 Oh. Why do you keep showing us pieces of bread?
03:52:51 Cookie? Elmo cookies?
03:52:54 What kind of what kind of creature does it look like? Slices of bread.
03:52:56 I can see the crust.
03:52:58 Yeah. Show me again.
03:53:00 Show me slower.
03:53:02 Tilt it.
03:53:04 Who owns Sesame Street?
03:53:07 Disney.
03:53:11 I love the years.
03:53:12 It used to be on PBS. It's been bought.
03:53:16 It's on HBO now.
03:53:20 They tell you
03:53:22 only the rich kids get to see,
03:53:26 Sesame Street now?
03:53:28 Yeah.
03:53:28 For some reason, I want to say that Disney bought Sesame Street.
03:53:31 Am I wrong? Can you correct me in the comments?
03:53:32 I'm sure Ryan loves to correct me.
03:53:34 Let's hear what he's saying.
03:53:36 Ryan. Let's go.
03:53:37 I was seeing briefly used to talk about the fights she nearly got in regularly.
03:53:41 I stopped seeing her because of that.
03:53:43 Yes, that sounds like a wise, reasonable decision.
03:53:46 That sounds like a huge red flag.
03:53:48 Because if you don't want the drama of like what we just watched,
03:53:51 then you probably shouldn't go out
03:53:52 with violent, abusive, aggressive, attacking women.
03:53:57 Also, it's very non feminine.
03:53:59 Like I don't want a woman that can kick my ass.
03:54:01 For example, I don't want a woman that can kick anybody's ass.
03:54:04 Really?
03:54:05 A man supposed to be like a woman's protector.
03:54:07 I know nowadays that I'm women hear that and they're like, I don't need a man.
03:54:12 That's not what I'm saying.
03:54:13 I just meant men like to feel.
03:54:15 Yeah.
03:54:18 Oh, my. God.
03:54:25 Did you say gay? Gay?
03:54:29 I think so, very good.
03:54:33 Oh, speaking of oldies but goodies,
03:54:36 you guys remember the fuel, a guy?
03:54:38 Yeah. Elon Musk is doing that now.
03:54:41 Oh. Oh. Oh.
03:54:53 Oh, that was.
03:54:57 Oh, don't fuck with Dave.
03:54:59 Oh, that was cool.
03:55:02 He actually slid.
03:55:03 He looked like a breakdancer.
03:55:07 It's hard to spin on your head. Oh.
03:55:19 Okay.
03:55:20 And, hey, Ryan, back to this comment. What would you know?
03:55:23 You've never been in a situation of desperation, so you cannot relate.
03:55:26 I want to ask, have you ever been in that situation?
03:55:29 That sounds like you have been in that situation.
03:55:34 Situation is, self-inflicted.
03:55:38 I think we were talking about, like, destitute.
03:55:40 The the woman in the car.
03:55:43 I love those fucking.
03:55:45 Those are awesome.
03:55:46 Yeah.
03:55:46 I told you that, kids, she folded the kids you can't afford.
03:55:50 She just realized she wasn't in the regular water.
03:55:53 She was on two inches of water, and the cement, probably.
03:55:58 Yeah.
03:55:59 Her fiberglass plastic.
03:56:03 That's a lot of fun, too.
03:56:04 Big mouth will ream.
03:56:06 Yeah. Purty mouth.
03:56:08 Hey, she's too young to say that.
03:56:09 Watch yourself.
03:56:10 You don't know that I know that.
03:56:12 I know she's 18. In my head.
03:56:14 When you're not sure.
03:56:15 Scorpion.
03:56:17 If she's 18 in your head, that's what. Pedophile.
03:56:19 That's what pedophiles say.
03:56:22 So for
03:56:24 you, you sound like a pedophile.
03:56:26 Yeah, but she's eight. She's.
03:56:28 She's 18. Somewhere.
03:56:31 You think she's 18?
03:56:33 On my head.
03:56:34 PBS is publicly funded. Not all right.
03:56:37 Yeah, but who owns Sesame Street? Was the question.
03:56:39 Yeah, yeah.
03:56:40 Sesame Street is not on PBS anymore.
03:56:42 Of course. It's public broadcasting.
03:56:46 Why isn't it PBS?
03:56:47 The public gets only when it was sold.
03:56:51 I'm sure it's subsidized.
03:56:52 It's probably funded by both Sesame Street owner.
03:56:56 The donations from viewers like you did, some.
03:56:58 Did they get a refund on some of that?
03:57:03 How can they do that?
03:57:03 They take donations of millions of millions of dollars
03:57:06 over the course of how many years that Sesame Street has been on the air?
03:57:10 PBS oh, is able to broadcast I'm sorry viewers
03:57:13 like donations from viewers like you was their fucking slogan.
03:57:16 And then they take all that,
03:57:17 then they sell it as a property, and then they just pocketed three.
03:57:21 I was wrong, Sesame Street did go to HBO.
03:57:26 Oh, somehow I connected Muppets and puppets
03:57:28 at the same time, and that's a common misconception.
03:57:31 It was never owned by Jim Henson, Jim Henson Studios or Disney.
03:57:34 That was the Muppets.
03:57:35 That is my mistake. I was thinking of the Muppets.
03:57:38 But Sesame Street did go and leave PBS.
03:57:43 They should still show old shitty reruns.
03:57:45 You know, who cares about one of the 70s or how much the frog hear what I said?
03:57:50 You don't want to learn the alphabet from the 70s.
03:57:52 You need to learn the new alphabet.
03:57:54 Right now, Sesame Street is is on HBO.
03:57:57 Who owns Kermit the Frog?
03:58:01 That would be Henson.
03:58:04 Which would be Disney.
03:58:05 Disney owns Kermit the Frog.
03:58:07 I'm pretty sure he's dead.
03:58:09 Kermit's alive.
03:58:11 No. He's Kermit.
03:58:12 Okay, let's get into that afterlife.
03:58:15 Kind of about the the longevity and life of puppet.
03:58:21 Kermit in the Bible.
03:58:22 Sure.
03:58:23 It rained. It rained. Kermit?
03:58:25 Kermit, if you don't want to talk the way this Bible talks,
03:58:29 you should keep your mouth shut.
03:58:31 Yeah.
03:58:31 Kermit
03:58:31 the Frog is owned by Disney since 2004, when it bought the Jim Henson Company.
03:58:36 Okay.
03:58:37 And that's a Sesame Street character.
03:58:44 Crossover.
03:58:45 Or is he still talking to me? Street.
03:58:47 I don't he has to still be on Sesame Street.
03:58:50 Yeah. And I haven't seen Sesame Street in.
03:58:55 19 years.
03:58:56 18 years.
03:58:57 Oh, it's been longer than that for me.
03:59:00 I watched it again. New ones with my kids.
03:59:02 That was fun.
03:59:03 I watched it just now on the show.
03:59:06 Oh, yeah, that was for you.
03:59:10 The how little version.
03:59:14 Oh, okay.
03:59:15 Blessed meet version.
03:59:16 Yep, yep.
03:59:20 There's a bunch of Disney property that's about to go into public domain.
03:59:24 So we're going to see some freaky Disney shit.
03:59:27 Yeah, I don't know that the friggin Winnie the Pooh there was two of them.
03:59:30 They both sucked ass.
03:59:32 Yeah, well, I didn't say they were going to be good.
03:59:33 I said they were going to be. What else was there?
03:59:36 There was one other that was just Bambi's.
03:59:38 Bambi's knew Mickey Mouse on.
03:59:43 I think he might still get in trouble if you do Mickey Mouse.
03:59:46 Oh, wait, there's probably.
03:59:47 Yeah, they do that role play porn. Never mind.
03:59:50 Is these porn so sexy?
03:59:53 Are you guys familiar with the you DG?
03:59:57 Nope.
03:59:59 Oh, you know, the universal
04:00:02 is, well, urban disc golf. No.
04:00:06 Okay.
04:00:15 But it's real people.
04:00:17 I don't know if you've ever played it fucking,
04:00:22 Oh, my God, don't.
04:00:22 What's the 2012 park quagmire?
04:00:26 No, that's not it.
04:00:27 That's not what I'm thinking of.
04:00:28 But you used to have an upstairs and a downstairs.
04:00:30 They fixed it, but you used to have to throw right over
04:00:32 picnic people you laid out of your blankets you couldn't see.
04:00:35 Take it around the corner.
04:00:36 You're like, oh, dude, I'm sorry.
04:00:38 You have to have a get a spotter to go run around the barn
04:00:39 and make sure you didn't kill people.
04:00:41 Oh, you'd have to shoot right by the pet, right by the pavilion.
04:00:45 You know what I'm talking about.
04:00:46 It only took a while.
04:00:49 It used to be two full courses at
04:00:52 that would all.
04:00:53 God, what's it called? The 22 mile.
04:00:55 Come on, guys, golf there all the time.
04:00:56 When you were little Red River fans, they just love it.
04:01:02 It's been great sports.
04:01:06 The old one though, I used to have to throw right over picnickers.
04:01:09 They clearly took it out as a matter.
04:01:13 This looks way harder.
04:01:18 Oh, whoa.
04:01:22 Here's the super shot.
04:01:25 I was no good
04:01:27 there have never been so swell.
04:01:36 This is some tournament they're doing in a warehouse.
04:01:38 Wow. Number.
04:01:39 What do you say? Three. Right there.
04:01:41 This shot it. I don't know if it's real.
04:01:42 I think it's real because it's, like, sanctioned and shit.
04:01:45 Little do you know, they shot right in the doorway.
04:01:50 Whoop.
04:01:50 Oh, if he coming in the door.
04:01:53 Little instrumental that's playing a song.
04:01:56 Yeah. Sitting.
04:01:58 Know what Kendrick Lamar Andre beat is it.
04:02:02 Yeah. It's over.
04:02:03 It's done, it's done it.
04:02:05 Help will help soon.
04:02:07 Kendrick didn't say anything directly.
04:02:08 You just kind of said I'm the best.
04:02:11 Yeah.
04:02:11 So apparently the UD
04:02:13 is a an urban disc golf league and it's got to be on TV, right.
04:02:17 Or at least on the, you know. No, it's on YouTube.
04:02:20 It looks like they have plenty of their own cameras
04:02:23 and it's a publicly funded entity.
04:02:26 Finally.
04:02:29 You guys know of the hole?
04:02:30 That's the floating hole.
04:02:33 I say it.
04:02:36 Wait,
04:02:37 not owned by Disney,
04:02:40 right?
04:02:40 Okay. He PBS is publicly funded like NPR.
04:02:43 Yeah, it is.
04:02:46 I have most definitely
04:02:47 been in positions of despair and desperation, unfortunately.
04:02:50 Okay.
04:02:52 We should share some of those stories so we get better perspective.
04:02:54 Yeah. As if as if you didn't know this story.
04:02:57 As if I was homeless for a week, but I as if I lived out of spite in my car
04:03:02 directly across from my parents house because they try to make them feel guilty.
04:03:07 Your parents lived in a nicer house than my parents did in Sterling Heights,
04:03:11 I'll tell you that much.
04:03:12 Yeah, I lived a little north of Sterling White. I admit it.
04:03:18 This is a floating hole in Georgia.
04:03:21 I'm not familiar, but.
04:03:24 See? There's this music coming.
04:03:25 I want to try this.
04:03:27 You're just going to have to lose the disc.
04:03:30 Let's go.
04:03:30 Well, I think this guy's got a little cheat code, though, because, you
04:03:33 know, remember, it's February, although it's year in Georgia.
04:03:38 You know, you guys already know this basket behind me.
04:03:42 We're floating.
04:03:45 Oh, yeah.
04:03:46 The sun. Yeah.
04:03:48 It happened so fast, you didn't even see it already.
04:03:50 Know this basket behind me?
04:03:52 We're at the floating hole at the Lula discount, but
04:03:55 it's frozen, so I'm going to try to get a nice little skip ace here.
04:03:58 The real feel is about ten degrees.
04:04:01 As you can see, there's a lot of mermaids frozen in the ice.
04:04:05 This is Georgia.
04:04:07 No, it is
04:04:09 the world, isn't it?
04:04:12 This keeps that bitch right in there.
04:04:14 Thank. Oh.
04:04:16 Oh, much.
04:04:18 Oh, you very see it.
04:04:20 Oh, no. Yeah.
04:04:22 He has many.
04:04:25 Oh, guys.
04:04:26 So there's a couple of discs.
04:04:28 You can see him out on the lake and stuff there.
04:04:30 Right on it right now. This is the beginning of his video.
04:04:32 So yeah, let's start right now.
04:04:33 Let's see when you guys hear that.
04:04:35 That's an internet detective right there.
04:04:37 That's how you start time of day on the ice.
04:04:40 Great point. Oh and he's right. Look at it. Chain.
04:04:42 It's a bit later.
04:04:43 But it's not that it's not dramatic in my opinion.
04:04:46 So I started following this guy.
04:04:48 He drives around in a van within an hour.
04:04:50 He probably got one within an hour.
04:04:51 He has two video to two genres.
04:04:53 He has van life and disc golf.
04:04:56 He's literally drives around in a van
04:04:58 and plays every disc golf, I'd say, across the country.
04:05:02 But I think he's just gotten started.
04:05:03 He's been like in Michigan, the West Side and San Diego and apparently Georgia
04:05:09 Hill is about ten degrees.
04:05:11 As you can see, there's a lot of mermaids frozen in the ice.
04:05:15 That's kind of a lot.
04:05:16 The tree it moved it.
04:05:20 Look, it's all the way up here.
04:05:22 And the angle is the angles of the sticks, you know,
04:05:25 like here, watch how much there's like 20.
04:05:28 Oh, yeah.
04:05:28 We can actually see the sun right there, I'm pretty sure.
04:05:31 But it's hard to judge because of the camera.
04:05:35 Yeah. So the sun was here and now it's here.
04:05:36 So I don't know.
04:05:37 How long do you think that is?
04:05:40 25, 27.5.
04:05:42 I know what I'm saying.
04:05:43 It's got to be, like, under an hour.
04:05:45 Within an hour he gets, which is still impressive.
04:05:48 Oh, oh,
04:05:52 yeah.
04:05:52 See, he's got other discs out there.
04:05:55 I think they're the left hand ready to throw right back there.
04:05:59 Can I zoom?
04:06:01 Yeah, I'm sure the same disc it's
04:06:02 I don't I don't know if you guys checked it out, but I posted a live
04:06:06 trick shot video that had been going on for like eight hours.
04:06:09 The guy was trying to bounce a ping pong ball on these little musical discs
04:06:12 to go down the stairs, and you could just tell
04:06:13 by the last two bounces, he's never going to make it right.
04:06:16 People are paying him money.
04:06:18 Dude, we're doing the wrong content
04:06:20 sitting there just doing a trick, sitting on the stairs,
04:06:22 just throwing a ball against one thing that was his job. But.
04:06:24 And then sit there. Wait.
04:06:26 It seems easy, but you know how many.
04:06:27 You know how long he's out there doing that with no one watching
04:06:31 the trick.
04:06:32 Okay.
04:06:33 Yeah, yeah. It's like they're in watch.
04:06:35 He never made it. That's my point.
04:06:37 This guy never made it.
04:06:38 He's doing a trick initially when he first started,
04:06:40 when he first started out doing the beginning, his following,
04:06:45 I'm sure he was doing that.
04:06:46 No one was watching.
04:06:47 Yeah.
04:06:47 So he just started doing it one day in a really good point. Yeah.
04:06:50 Well I'm going to keep it up. Check this out.
04:06:52 Look how entertaining this is.
04:06:57 Kind of I got entertaining.
04:07:02 Yeah I still don't have the unique disc.
04:07:03 I tried to get it and it just never works out.
04:07:12 Oh, no, I love solution.
04:07:14 A little Excel problem.
04:07:16 This is a figure I got hidden.
04:07:19 This is Argentina.
04:07:21 At least I getting rid of all the top rope.
04:07:23 Oh, yeah?
04:07:25 Yeah.
04:07:25 Could be like cantina this in Italian.
04:07:28 It's time. The photo.
04:07:31 Look at the name of obviously
04:07:33 it's, you know my
04:07:35 he bizarro ministerial portrait.
04:07:38 I put it up.
04:07:40 I mean, he could do that.
04:07:41 I hope it up.
04:07:42 Ministerial I did it, I fold it up.
04:07:46 I mean, up.
04:07:48 Yeah, I put it up.
04:07:50 I mean, it,
04:07:52 I swear I'll get that.
04:07:54 I see like almost I see what I got, and it's,
04:07:58 you know, if you got the reaction video, you'll be,
04:08:02 oh, now wait for video.
04:08:05 That's way too much. For now.
04:08:06 I completely see what he has to show for it off where the location?
04:08:11 Other preeminent, I swear it.
04:08:13 I mean, he threw it up 40. I put it up.
04:08:17 Ministerial salute. Afuera.
04:08:20 Ministerial.
04:08:20 So much.
04:08:21 Fun fact.
04:08:21 This guy's up right now.
04:08:23 Go up. Oh, right.
04:08:26 That's
04:08:27 where la ministerio Infraestructura, ministerial economia.
04:08:31 You know what that means? Off. Off me.
04:08:34 Ministerial out.
04:08:36 Ministerial career is terminated.
04:08:39 Interior. He kept those.
04:08:40 Oh he's keep.
04:08:42 Yeah.
04:08:43 Corrupt politics is over.
04:08:45 So the other things that I have left are a five hour video
04:08:48 that we want to react to reacting to.
04:08:50 I don't think we want. Okay. Yeah.
04:08:53 And then the other thing was,
04:09:01 oh one trained debating atheist versus 25 retarded Christians.
04:09:06 I watched it.
04:09:07 It's not good. It's Alex O'Connor.
04:09:10 He is good.
04:09:11 But, it was it was completely unfair.
04:09:15 Yeah, not one of them was.
04:09:18 Oh, wait, one more thing.
04:09:20 Okay.
04:09:23 So this is a guy that has a podcast
04:09:27 that got affected by his podcast
04:09:31 to say, I feel like everybody has a podcast.
04:09:34 We can kind of relate.
04:09:35 We have an update.
04:09:36 And his eyes are freakishly far apart from Alex,
04:09:41 and they have lost their whole ass minds.
04:09:44 So a few days ago, I told you guys about how my wife, myself,
04:09:47 and my son were all called into the vice.
04:09:49 This is definitely rant about something we discussed with us, and it was about
04:09:52 and in the Winston of the year and Prom King,
04:09:56 and about how the school is now implementing a new rule
04:09:59 saying that one student can't win both student of the year and prom king.
04:10:03 So they want Alex to pick only one and let them know
04:10:07 which one he's going to go for.
04:10:08 And we all know that that new rule is being implemented because it's Alex
04:10:12 and that school doesn't really like Alex too much.
04:10:15 And this morning Alex made up his mind.
04:10:17 He made a decision which one he was going to go for.
04:10:19 He was gone for student of the year.
04:10:20 So I took Alex to school and I dropped him off.
04:10:22 And y'all, there was a slew of kids
04:10:26 out front high fiving Alex and cheering on Alex.
04:10:29 Dude, what is this?
04:10:30 I don't know, I have no idea.
04:10:32 So he gets out of the car and people are high fiving him,
04:10:34 give him a hug and everything like that. I was like, okay, cool.
04:10:37 That's awesome. My son is popular as fuck right now.
04:10:40 And I came home.
04:10:41 I just sat here, turned on my TV show and then my phone rings.
04:10:45 Go ahead and guess on who's calling me.
04:10:47 Yeah, yeah, it was the vice principal.
04:10:48 Oh, and I thought they were just calling to let me know
04:10:50 which one Alex was going for
04:10:52 and that he's going to be a favorite, blah, blah, blah, blah.
04:10:54 No, no, that's not what that call was about.
04:10:56 They wanted to inform me that myself and Alex have
04:10:59 single handedly ruined the prom this year, asshole.
04:11:02 And they would like me to pay for it, What are you talking about?
04:11:07 Well, apparently all the juniors and seniors heard about what was going on.
04:11:11 Heard about how they weren't allowed to vote for Alex in both categories,
04:11:15 and they got upset.
04:11:16 So now they're boycotting the prom.
04:11:18 And the big problem with that is, is that the deposit on the location
04:11:22 has already been paid, and a lot of the decorations have already been bought.
04:11:27 That's called pressure.
04:11:27 These students all got together to boycott the prom,
04:11:31 and they let the vice principal and principal know
04:11:33 that they weren't going to prom. They weren't going to do it.
04:11:35 Even the students weren't even going to vote for Alex to win prom.
04:11:38 King said, no, we're not going.
04:11:40 They said it was on principal why they weren't going,
04:11:42 because if they can't choose, it was on principle.
04:11:45 Why they told you fuck you, principal taken away that right of theirs.
04:11:49 These students were pissed.
04:11:52 So now the school was put Alex and myself
04:11:55 on the hook for losing all that money.
04:11:58 They blamed me because my platform and they blamed that for its
04:12:01 influence over other children.
04:12:03 That's how it's our fault. Apparently.
04:12:05 Basically saying that these kids didn't reach this decision by themselves
04:12:09 sounds like I was on my TikToks and Alex was being influential
04:12:12 towards them and told them to all boycott the prom, which is not at all true.
04:12:16 The word just got out and the students got pissed.
04:12:20 And rightfully so. Yeah, dude. They.
04:12:21 And of course I told the school,
04:12:23 then the man or the establishment said, hey, for a single damn thing.
04:12:27 And then they tried to negotiate with me.
04:12:29 What about half?
04:12:30 I mean, you got it.
04:12:31 You got to take half of the risk here.
04:12:33 No, you don't, Mr. Pratt. You're being unreasonable.
04:12:35 And they hung up on me, so we'll check in on that.
04:12:38 I'll bet you any money that they all have the prom, they all go to the same,
04:12:44 they get their way.
04:12:49 Oh, wait, I got to shut him up
04:12:54 with this guy.
04:12:57 This is kind of sad.
04:12:58 I never unkind.
04:13:01 Forget the first time someone asked me
04:13:04 after doing the gun disarm.
04:13:07 What motivated you to get that fast?
04:13:10 So I'll tell you.
04:13:12 My stepfather sat me in a chair and pulled out
04:13:15 that gun, pulled the hammer back, put his finger on the trigger.
04:13:18 I could see the rounds and he would tap me to the side of my head.
04:13:24 And he would say,
04:13:25 if you ever tell anybody what I've done,
04:13:28 I'm going to blow your brains out.
04:13:30 I'll put the gun next to Cold Place and say, you shot yourself
04:13:33 playing with my gun.
04:13:36 And I remember as a kid, I never forget my
04:13:39 my brain saying, one day I'll be so fast.
04:13:43 No one will ever be able to hold a gun to me.
04:13:45 Have you ever.
04:13:46 For the first time, someone asked me, do you do them that you know that you're
04:13:52 you would you could you do you would you want you
04:13:56 you could do so you you do you
04:14:00 you had your you can you you want, you want you
04:14:04 you could do so you want that you, you had you
04:14:08 you could you do you you do you
04:14:11 you want you could you you want you you do you
04:14:17 you you you you you
04:14:19 you could do him to do you so much.
04:14:23 You could do anything.