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The time is now 10:01 p.m..
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Do you know if the things you care about really matter?
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Hi, I'm Gary, and welcome to Fladge Rants Live.
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The two biggest problems in the world today are ignorance and apathy.
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But personally, I don't know and I don't care.
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The more I learn about the mysteries of the world, and I explore
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and expand my understanding of it, the more questions I have answered,
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the more gaps are revealed in my knowledge.
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We're about to have people on the moon again
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and people on Mars.
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We're about to colonize Mars and no one seems to care.
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A reality TV show host is serving
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a second term in the white House.
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But nobody cares.
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The Ukrainian president has similar qualifications,
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including playing the Ukrainian president on TV,
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but nobody seems to care.
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We've got.
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Fuzed chromosomes.
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Humans do.
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Whereas our other primate relatives
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have 23 sets
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or 24 sets, and we have 23
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because our first two are fuzed together.
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No one seems to think that that's a big deal.
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We've got an ancient
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architecture that doesn't fit the narrative,
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and no one cares.
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We're being fed a pack of lies
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and nobody friggin cares.
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When we talk about the scholarship of
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Egyptology and they tell us
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they are 5000 years old,
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and then we find other places
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like Baalbek or,
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go back.
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Lee Tapi
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twice is old.
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Is that?
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And then you go to Gunung Padang.
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Twice as old as that.
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So how do you explain all this?
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There are undisclosed
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documents that would shed some light on it.
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But since so many
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disclosed documents that used to be classified
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have come to the surface,
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and no one seems to care.
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Oh, I see.
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So I don't know and I don't care.
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I do.
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I do care.
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And I was wondering how we can make someone else care.
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We should be.
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If you're not up in arms right now, maybe you should be.
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Maybe you should care.
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I've been trying to knock down
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organized religion for a long time now.
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And maybe.
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Maybe I should.
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Maybe I should just play devil's advocate and or steelman
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that opposite argument and take my cell phone.
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So back to Genesis.
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Eve is made from
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Adam's rib.
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Now, don't even get me started on Lilith.
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That's a rant for another day.
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But come to find out, I just found out
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that the human rate
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of the lower level is friends
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to some degree will regenerate.
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So if you need plastic surgery, like on your face or something or cheekbone,
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you can take it from your rib
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and add it to your cheekbone and the rib will grow back.
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I didn't know humans could regenerate.
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Is that a mandela effect? I don't know.
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I didn't take, enough anatomy classes
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to become a doctor and earn this lab coat.
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But perhaps
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I've been trying to debunk the idea of an afterlife.
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But what if there is some,
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some sort of veil where we can't see
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our past lives or our future lives?
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But we are eternal beings, and this experience
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wouldn't be the same without that fence between us
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and the rest of the knowledge that our consciousness may possess.
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Consciousness is such a big question.
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Who knows what's going on up there?
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I don't I can't claim to.
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So, I don't know.
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I've been struggling with,
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these existential
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concerns of mine for so long, I can't even make heads
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or tails of what I believe anymore.
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So, I've got I've got more nodes, but,
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the word of the day is sub Rosa,
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and, it means,
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little known secret societies
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have been keeping secrets for a long time now.
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If there is a deep state shadow government,
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they they've got a lot of secrets.
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But there have always been secret societies that keep secrets.
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And some of them are,
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hogwash.
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It's they they like to say they have secrets.
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Just because it's fun to keep a secret.
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Or. Or maybe
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I don't know.
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I was thinking about starting a a nonprofit.
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Well, so many charitable organizations.
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Are on the level,
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and no one seems to care.
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I had a lot more.
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Now I've got sipping creme.
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And a Looney Tunes glass.
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And I'm trying to pretend I care.
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But you know what?
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Unlike the rest of us, I just
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don't even care for all the clip.
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Brady ganache happening in Indonesia.
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This pyramidal structure could potentially the 27,000 years old.
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Hotly debated.
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But as Graham Hancock highlighted, there is a subterranean tunnel and chamber
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which may have those those dates and it's not being excavated.
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And a geologist, Danny, none on the job.
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Like I never pronounce it correctly.
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Forgive me, Danny, but he is a geologist that analyzed the ground
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penetrating radar, and he said there's strong likelihood that it's manmade.
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Now, the the skeptics, the academics will say, well, it's
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probably just a lava tube because the structure is volcanic in nature.
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But something interesting is happened that back in 2014,
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the Indonesian government said that they were willing
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to allocate unlimited resources and funding to excavate the site.
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Something shifted a handful of years ago where they're not excavating it now,
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and as of today,
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there's no plan in place to find out what that subterranean chamber is.
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So if it was indeed manmade, we don't know.
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It could be natural. It could be manmade.
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But we're never going to know what it is until we go dig it.
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So good on Padang.
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Twice as old as the oldest
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architecture ever found, which is twice as old
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as what they claim Stonehenge and the Egyptian pyramids to be.
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It's a step pyramid, like the sun pyramid near Mexico City
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and the oldest Egyptian pyramid in Egypt.
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So this leads me to believe
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there was an advanced technology civilization that lived before us.
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Now, why isn't that included in any textbooks?
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It seems clear and obvious to me.
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And yet we are not told any of this. So,
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what I've gathered from the esoteric are,
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so gross.
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Secret
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knowledge sources is that we are part of this collective consciousness,
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and we're we, come and go and return, you know, to the collective consciousness.
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The stream of that is everything God is is one thing.
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We call it.
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I'm going to come and
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then, you find out that some of our holy books
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have medical information in them
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that you couldn't possibly have known.
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Then.
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Yeah.
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You dipshit.
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Tim, you you you two of them, whatever his name is.
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Noah.
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From the Mesopotamian flood myth.
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The Epic of Gilgamesh.
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There's there are so many things
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in that that went into other scriptures.
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I'm wondering how much truth
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runs in through all these things.
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I wonder how many incarnations of intelligent life there have been on Earth
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and. And yet no one seems to care.
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The undisclosed documents
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I was talking about earlier, there was a government agency that tested
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remote viewing, and they had their best remote viewer
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look at Mars some millennia ago.
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Why would they even bother unless they know something that we don't know?
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And then they do disclose these secret government files
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under a pile of other D-class supplied documents,
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so that we're just inundated with this stuff and
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and yet nobody cares.
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I don't know if I think this is probably
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my first true rant, but it only lasted 12 minutes.
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Boys, what do you think?
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Are we being to muddy the waters?
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Oh, no.
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What?
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We need is Muddy Waters bumper.
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Yeah, there's Muddy Waters bumper.
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I care,
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I can.
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Yeah, I believe we've been fed a pack of lies.
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We're being this spoon fed.
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This narrative that is demonstrably false.
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And I wonder why.
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When is it time to start turning?
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Are you black and white?
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There's no color in apathy.
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And it's.
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Oh, I recognize.
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Color is for people that give a shit.
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Oh yeah,
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I care, I truly do I try to,
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I want to I mean, I was talking about the mire of nihilism
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and how I've crawled out of it kicking and screaming,
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but now I'm looking back and thinking, that was nice and cozy up on my lies.
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But now I'm doubling back again with this whole
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immortality nonsense.
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It's it's
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it can't be true.
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I can't live of the creation myth.
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I mean, I don't have an explanation
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for why people of old
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lived to be so old, except that they kept track of years.
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Wrong, correct. That's. That was easy.
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Next, let's do the.
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Let's get.
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Let's go through everything. Next.
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Okay. Not necessarily say wrong.
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You say wrong.
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That's kind of insulting.
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Different than we do now.
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Okay. Right, right.
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And that was it.
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I agree with that wholeheartedly.
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I'm probably wrong, but who gives a shit?
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Yeah.
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Does it really matter? Fuck you.
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So, you know, I went.
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I went too far.
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I crossed the dark.
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I crossed apathy into anger.
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Yeah, I apologize, but I'm numb.
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Yeah.
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No, I was planning on getting pissy here.
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But I kind of wanted to talk about economic pedang.
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Because if the narrative we're being given
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is we've only been around for 6000 years, that's bull crap.
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If you double that, you get to, you know, go back alley taffy.
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If you double that, you get to Gunung Padang.
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So, we had the same problem with Clovis points.
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The Clovis people lived long, long,
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long before they were supposed to have,
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according to academic mainstream knowledge.
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Like,
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are we being mis educated?
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I don't want to have war with educational foundations.
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We have, because they're very useful.
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But, man, it seems like we're being fed
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a bunch of crap.
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I think we're being fed everything that's possibly there.
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If you can find it and disseminated, it's all there out in the open.
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That.
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Yeah, that's the problem.
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I was pointing out with the disclosures.
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It's muddy documents.
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They did.
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They bury an important report and a thousand other pages.
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And then no one takes the time to or cares enough to, to check it out.
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Like, what were they doing remote viewing Mars at a different time,
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like, yeah, I've, I've read the
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the myths and I love the story of Marduk. He,
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he, took down Tiamat, but then to exact the revenge,
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there's some sort of monument built to Marduk on Mars.
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And I don't necessarily believe that to be true,
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but why would they bother writing it into,
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like, a clay tablet and baking it?
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I don't like it's a cool story.
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I mean, I guess
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it'd be worth doing that for a cool story, but what if there is some truth to that?
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I mean, or is it a,
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just a,
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a way to tell a story like the why are
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why are gods always family?
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Like, why is there a father son and.
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Oh, wait a minute, there's no mother.
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That's weird. That's Mary. That's a weird.
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There's a mother
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I won't call a Catholic priest half my age.
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Father Venus, if you're not religious, isn't Venus
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the woman planet
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starts with a V?
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I think it is.
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And it rhymes with, isn't it?
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Well, yeah, it shouldn't rhyme with that, though.
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Mars and Venus, right?
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Isn't that letter from Mars?
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And where in the world is?
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I don't think he's there.
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Yeah, it's too quiet.
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It looks like the world.
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Oh. Oh, I was Darwin.
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That one looks really. It's like the world.
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Oh. Look how dark the world is.
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They're on the road again.
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The world is there.
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I hope,
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I had a better monologue of mine, but I've got a splitting headache.
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You want with that two?
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Hello? Stupid.
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So I went from the temperature change.
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The guy named Cliff is.
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Notes version.
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Cliff. And,
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I'm telling you, I'm not doing so hot.
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But I am pissed that we can't.
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We have to figure out the truth on our own.
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And I'm not sure what it is, but I do see you're pissed.
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I'm excited.
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That's the greatest quest I've ever heard is the truth.
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It can be quite liberating to give up care.
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Like today.
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Yeah. Ignorance is bliss.
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Yes, yes.
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That's.
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I mean, that's where I was going with apathy at first.
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I like all this stuff I don't care about, but,
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I thought it was a good time to point out the stuff that that matters.
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That we should care about, that we're just.
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It seems to fly under the radar.
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Well, you got me pissed off in the beginning
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because everything you said, I was like, hold on.
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I was going to even almost interrupt. But that's, you know, the monologue.
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I get that part like I do.
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I care, I care, I care.
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And then you start the stuff that I was like, wait, nope,
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that's why I changed it up.
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I said, no one seems to care or nobody.
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So I only care about things
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you don't care about, which is kind of shortsighted and selfish.
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Yeah, right. Oh, yeah. Me too.
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I don't necessarily care
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about the things that I should or need to care about all the time.
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Yeah.
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You know, I should care about the visually impaired
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because you're insulting them when you say shortsighted.
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I'm actually nearsighted.
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I didn't say blackout.
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It is pretty blackout.
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Blackout, I think.
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See, it
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blackout.
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All right.
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Do we have a Savino or something to show?
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No. You done?
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You want to wrap up or out of your head that bad? Yeah.
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My head's just. Oh, yeah.
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Yeah. I'm not doing so hot.
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But you know what?
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I'm still a little pissed.
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Yeah, well, keep going then.
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This is the whole point of this, is to therapeutically be less pissed.
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Yeah, I wanted to go back.
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You can give us. You can keep going.
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Go back to Marmaduke.
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You're talking about Marmaduke.
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Ma Duke? Yeah.
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I mean, it was part of the whole creation myth,
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but now that I'd heard about the creation myth,
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can you can you verify?
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Can you confirm or deny that the the lower ribs regenerate?
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Because if that's true, and that's in the Bible,
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I definitely can confirm or deny I in my movies, I could suck my own dick
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and they're back, so I can't suck my dick anymore.
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I don't anymore.
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I said anymore, right?
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Yeah, I said I had them removed and I could suck.
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Yeah, I can.
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No, I can't anymore because they grew back, right?
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Yeah, yeah. It makes it easier to reach
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anymore is the only part that matter to me.
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We need to.
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It's there.
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No, it's been on the show before.
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I learned that by watching
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this show, I just, I don't
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I don't know by watching Marmaduke.
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I've, I've ordered a new backdrop.
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You guys are going to love it.
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I'm going to take down the katanas, and,
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it is spectate killer.
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Like, it looks really good.
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I checked it out, a couple days ago.
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You're.
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Take the crosses down from behind.
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Those are cross. Yeah. Right.
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Yeah.
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I mean, well, I'm going to light them on fire first or.
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Oh, yeah, of course. Yeah.
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But, wait, this is the I overview.
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I don't trust it.
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No, no, no, it wasn't the floating rib.
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Mandela effect.
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Like they used to be floating ribs.
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But now there are because it's something or another.
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Timelines shift.
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I don't know, I'm not.
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I'm. I'm delirious.
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But I've got my, my city.
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Murphy.
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Yes. Yeah.
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I think raw was better, though.
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Raw ribs.
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Raw. Where are you headed?
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What? Towards us.
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That's not how. That's how I saw.
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I'm headed back to where I already fucking was, so.
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Oh, and I was.
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I had a I had a I.
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So there's that information for the game.
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Wait, did he cut out.
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That was kind of funny. Yeah.
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You tell I cut out for your clue.
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I think he's.
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Oh, I get it. I see the internet.
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I was reading wherever he's staying has notoriously shitty internet.
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Oh. That's our he's traveling between destinations.
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He's going to third world country.
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There's fucking clues all over.
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Got attention here.
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It's not just ribs.
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I don't know is can regenerate.
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Oh, where's the goddamn theme?
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Yo, where's the theme song?
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Because obviously, if you've ever if you've ever seen a broken rib
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or a broken bone of any kind, of course it regenerates.
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That's how it fuzes back together.
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But it doesn't grow back.
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I think if you're if you're rib is removed,
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if your rib is removed, no, you will not grow a new rib.
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Okay.
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Well you doctor.
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Well see now this says regenerating human ribs.
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But see, now I think I have to read the order out.
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You're going to read on the show?
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Oh, here you go.
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You know where in the world is draw?
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You. Well, she snuck into Seattle,
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swiped the statue out a gnome to the left, a mess in Minnesota.
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Burned the records back in Rome.
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Slept through customs out in Ohio.
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Left the trackers far behind.
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And when they check the footage, she can edit.
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Cut the lines.
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Where in the world? In the world,
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Dr. Drew?
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Yo, Georgia.
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That's pretty bad.
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But at least we won't get a copyright strike right for it.
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Well, I feel like it could. Could be more.
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You need to make it making fun of me more, but it's good.
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Yeah.
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It'll work.
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I was just so proud that I thought of the kinetic cut the lines.
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I was tickled.
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Oh, you. That was new.
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That wasn't there.
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I know it was I and then I modify it to make it way better.
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Kind of the way my mom makes the money saws.
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Yeah.
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The, Well, I don't even know what the real line.
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See, it would have helped if I would have read the real one.
00:24:31
That that would have been a good start.
00:24:34
All I remember it was Arkansas.
00:24:35
You fucking around the world from Kiev to Carolina.
00:24:40
Careful.
00:24:40
I think if you do many of the lyrics
00:24:43
right again come after the whole day, I so many be okay.
00:24:46
I think it there's like a Carmen Sandiego game that's coming out.
00:24:49
That's right.
00:24:49
I have to go find a cartoon.
00:24:51
Like a handful of years ago.
00:24:54
They, I think they, realized there's a resurgence of,
00:24:57
some demand for that song, and they're, they want to read nickel on a dime,
00:25:01
because I think that's all they're getting is a few nickels, see?
00:25:04
And they figured it out because I don't know geography at all. I'd.
00:25:07
We didn't have it. Where in the world is Carmen?
00:25:09
Oh, I mean, you know that show the other great. Oh, yeah.
00:25:13
Must look up where Indonesia is.
00:25:17
The Gunung Padang is.
00:25:19
I know this little tiny island,
00:25:20
one of, like, 20 islands that they've got around Indonesia.
00:25:24
And it's like, dang north
00:25:26
eastern tip of the,
00:25:29
westernmost, larger island.
00:25:32
It's right there.
00:25:34
Right there.
00:25:37
Right at.
00:25:37
Where is that?
00:25:39
But they took a core sample of the bottom layer, and it
00:25:42
it was really twice as old as Gobekli Tapi,
00:25:48
which was supposed to be older than the oldest.
00:25:51
How so? There's carbon.
00:25:54
How do they how are they dating it.
00:25:57
Yeah, there is carbon dating.
00:25:58
You need organic material.
00:26:00
You just take the core sample and then you see like if
00:26:03
what was left behind I'm talking about that before.
00:26:06
Is that always accurate.
00:26:08
And it's fairly reliable. Yes.
00:26:12
There are lots of math.
00:26:13
Is it like all our space weather?
00:26:15
Just all our space photos are really just paintings?
00:26:17
That's that's always very discouraging when you find that out.
00:26:19
Yes. Yes.
00:26:22
I mean, maybe we're better pack of lies anyway.
00:26:25
Like,
00:26:27
I think we have to go out. That's.
00:26:28
Or you said, well, we're
00:26:31
anytime we're not told to pack a lot for actual painting.
00:26:36
I'm talking about whenever you see a telescope Hubble or what's the new one?
00:26:40
I always forget the new. Yeah, it's a composite.
00:26:43
That's not even a good one. I'm saying it's there's no.
00:26:45
The color that we see are just added. They're assigned.
00:26:47
Oh, I guess the detector is just a sign.
00:26:49
And there.
00:26:51
Oh, it's the color of the gas seen through whatever you can see.
00:26:55
Yeah.
00:26:56
But to our eyes, it looks more like what the sky looks like ahead of you right
00:27:00
now, right?
00:27:01
Yeah. It's dark. Nope.
00:27:03
No, the thing inside.
00:27:07
No, that's definitely the planes.
00:27:10
No, there are planes over here.
00:27:11
And I did see, I do have some videos of, some come through here.
00:27:15
And then right near this, near a Navy base.
00:27:18
They were they were flying in the spring and come through here.
00:27:20
And when I get back to my hotel
00:27:23
and the reason I have to get back to the plane.
00:27:27
Is because I in my layover.
00:27:30
So the the plane was full, and so they,
00:27:34
so, before my layover and then at my layover,
00:27:38
I noticed something a little funny because I just wanted to make sure
00:27:40
everything was going
00:27:41
to the right location by one bag so that it showed up at the baggage.
00:27:45
I made that oh, where I talked of the one digit.
00:27:48
The fucking thing.
00:27:51
She was, she was like one.
00:27:52
She's like, oh, everything's fine.
00:27:54
She it's on the plane.
00:27:56
And so I get off the plane in my final destination and there's no fucking tools.
00:28:00
So I don't have any fucking tools.
00:28:02
They, they, she didn't tell me, but they put some, they,
00:28:05
they put it on a different plane was I had to drive back to the airport
00:28:08
several hours later in order to get my fucking tools.
00:28:11
And so I, I'm driving back, I'm back to work.
00:28:16
I don't like tools.
00:28:16
Dude, I, I had a job at the actual airport once,
00:28:20
and they told me in order to complete and continue to have this contract,
00:28:23
I would have to ship my tools, my entire toolset that I would be taking
00:28:27
on to the property 24 hours beforehand so they could inspect them.
00:28:33
I like,
00:28:34
oh wow, those are probably going to need those the day before.
00:28:38
So I couldn't take the job.
00:28:40
Send them, ship them over there.
00:28:44
Oh, yeah. It was it was our local airport.
00:28:46
I wasn't flying, I was just working at our airport.
00:28:49
Oh. Okay.
00:28:52
Actually, I didn't work at the airport.
00:28:54
I was planning on it and scheduled to.
00:28:55
And they're like, hey, we just want to let you know
00:28:57
you got to get your tools here by today.
00:28:59
And I'm like, but I don't work till tomorrow.
00:29:00
Yeah, they got to go through yada yada.
00:29:04
Wow. We won't need money to all.
00:29:07
But in the event that I do, I need my fucking tool.
00:29:10
Like so much did I do.
00:29:13
That's a great statement. I set my boots in there.
00:29:15
I wear my shoes.
00:29:17
I'm going to add that to every training I do.
00:29:19
In the event that we do,
00:29:23
that's how that works.
00:29:26
Yep. So we won't we won't get a resolve to the Georgia
00:29:29
Georgia Drago until I make it back to my destination.
00:29:34
Oh, okay. Oh. We go. Yes.
00:29:36
Until then, we can.
00:29:37
Until then, we can sprinkle close.
00:29:40
Yeah.
00:29:40
The signs go by too fast to read.
00:29:43
I was hoping that they.
00:29:45
But even then, I don't think you're really going
00:29:47
to be able to tell unless you start Google or some shit or pause it.
00:29:50
No. Yeah, and you can't Google shit.
00:29:52
There's no way we could do that.
00:29:54
You know, growing if you don't run it.
00:29:56
It's like I put an Apple tracker in your backpack.
00:29:59
Let's see if this works in Cleveland.
00:30:02
Hahahahaha!
00:30:04
He's okay.
00:30:05
You're not in Ohio.
00:30:08
It'll little you.
00:30:10
Yes you don't.
00:30:11
As with the planes, sure the fuck could be Ohio or Georgia?
00:30:15
There's no question that except the roads too small unless you're already there.
00:30:19
You flew there. You didn't drive there. Duh.
00:30:21
You said the road is not small.
00:30:22
This is two lanes going one way.
00:30:25
Oh, I thought I saw a car just coming at you.
00:30:28
Yeah, it's on the other side of the median.
00:30:31
Oh, there it is.
00:30:33
Oh, I thought I said 94, but it went by too fucking fast in my brain.
00:30:37
You were not driving all the time.
00:30:41
Yeah, we're not doing that.
00:30:42
I was doing that every time I'm taking pictures, trying to get
00:30:45
still.
00:30:49
No, you're going to ruin the game.
00:30:51
All right, well, I played the bumper, but I just have to wait.
00:30:53
That's going to be a long game.
00:30:55
I'm a little worried about Ryan.
00:30:56
We've usually heard by him. Are you.
00:30:57
Are you out there? Ryan, are you okay?
00:30:59
I know I usually says you just says, who gives a fuck? But.
00:31:03
Yeah, but as you know, from the, from the beginning
00:31:06
of getting of the theme, it says all these people want to know.
00:31:10
So all of those people are waiting with bated breath.
00:31:12
So fuck you, right? Yeah.
00:31:14
I want to know.
00:31:16
Oh, these people want, you know.
00:31:23
I should just do all of this.
00:31:24
They can't they they can't get us for that
00:31:28
world's largest living organism.
00:31:30
The humongous fungus is located in Malheur National Forest in eastern Oregon.
00:31:36
They it covers 1200 acres.
00:31:39
And it's made up of the, malaria and soya fungus, also known as the honey mushroom.
00:31:46
The world's largest living.
00:31:47
The humongous fungus is located
00:31:51
in Malheur National Forest in eastern Oregon.
00:31:54
It covers 2200 fine.
00:31:57
A new job is made up of the malaria or a fungus, also known
00:32:02
as the honey mushroom.
00:32:04
I've got a mushroom head near my southern Oregon,
00:32:07
so no, I.
00:32:13
You ever have that happen to the chair?
00:32:14
At least every 15 minutes or so,
00:32:16
while you're while you're driving on the freeway? Have you ever had a,
00:32:20
vacation?
00:32:21
You know, Chevy Chase moment?
00:32:22
I never have.
00:32:25
I do what I was working for to do that quite often.
00:32:29
Never like nothing ever happened.
00:32:31
But, you know, you're driving this fancy BMW, that isn't yours.
00:32:36
And, Yeah, you're joking me.
00:32:37
Like, hey, what's up?
00:32:38
Even though that's all you really get is, hey, what's up?
00:32:41
And they're like,
00:32:42
hey, like, I don't know any, like, like, what do you plan on doing
00:32:45
in the middle of the road?
00:32:45
I don't know, I got you want to pull over, make a of.
00:32:51
There was a, there was one.
00:32:52
I forgot the radio show host.
00:32:54
But he used to have, like, Flash Fridays.
00:32:56
That was fun.
00:32:58
He's like, if you if you were.
00:33:00
Yeah.
00:33:00
If you were listening to that radio station, you respond
00:33:02
as a guy or girl, I suppose.
00:33:04
Let's not be this snappy.
00:33:06
You can flash your lights.
00:33:07
And then they were supposed to flash your tits.
00:33:09
Oh, I driving, I didn't really see.
00:33:12
I don't think I ever saw any these advertised for that on the radio.
00:33:17
Remember? I'm with you.
00:33:18
That you still have.
00:33:19
You know, I still have yet to see my first tip.
00:33:22
I'm just saying that's a huge liability.
00:33:24
It's not going to happen. Like you could easily sue.
00:33:26
Well, this was way back, you know, before anyone.
00:33:29
Well, you could still just nobody would that then the irony of apathy in 2025.
00:33:34
Because I was thinking of the Karen generation. People care too much.
00:33:37
People care about shit that they have no business caring about.
00:33:40
People care about what we say.
00:33:42
They don't even watch the show, which that is the epitome of idiotic.
00:33:45
Right? Hey, right.
00:33:48
Hey, I didn't say that.
00:33:49
You said that right?
00:33:52
Hey, the Great
00:33:54
Go master might
00:33:57
we know day by day by day?
00:34:00
We. I have a I've had a couple of Dave clips.
00:34:04
Hey, the Cheech, Cheech and Chong movies coming out.
00:34:06
Did you see that?
00:34:07
I did get a real good
00:34:11
Cheech and Chong last movie.
00:34:13
No, they neither one of them are dead.
00:34:14
See, that says something about.
00:34:15
Yeah, you should definitely,
00:34:18
working.
00:34:21
Nope.
00:34:21
They broke up Cheech Marin.
00:34:24
Cheech tried to, They're they're both alive.
00:34:27
He tried to disconnect himself from the.
00:34:29
And then.
00:34:30
Yeah,
00:34:31
he was like,
00:34:32
actually, the whole world went up and went more Chong than Cheech at that point.
00:34:35
And he's like, all right, I'll come back with you.
00:34:39
I think it's fantastic.
00:34:41
I don't know where it is.
00:34:43
Here's, here's, here's my Dave one first.
00:34:45
I think it's a quick test.
00:34:46
Oh, no, wait.
00:34:49
Oh that's not that's sorry. That's not Dave.
00:34:51
That's some where in the world is.
00:34:55
Oh yeah.
00:34:56
We're not allowed to play that.
00:34:58
Here it is.
00:35:00
Here it is. We're not allowed to play this.
00:35:01
So soft and great grass.
00:35:06
Does a government survey.
00:35:11
Their films have earned over
00:35:13
$200 million since the crack rock media.
00:35:19
And should we go in the right way?
00:35:20
We're in the middle of nowhere.
00:35:22
No, we're southwest of fucking nowhere.
00:35:24
We're not in the middle yet.
00:35:27
So is this a documentary or a movie?
00:35:29
I don't know me.
00:35:31
All we can do is be funny about a second dragon.
00:35:33
Okay?
00:35:34
Commentary or movie, I don't know, give me that punch, I love that.
00:35:39
So I to
00:35:43
oh, I get
00:35:45
so is this about to give me my love.
00:35:50
So I love
00:35:53
oh oh.
00:35:59
Hey he has a little pot smoke.
00:36:01
Clown nose.
00:36:02
Yeah.
00:36:06
Yeah.
00:36:08
For safety, legal purposes, draw will not be participating in the hire
00:36:10
segment today at this very moment because he's clearly driving.
00:36:13
And that would be unsafe. Yes.
00:36:14
I'm obviously not participating in it at all.
00:36:17
I had to say that for the people that might care to watch the UN,
00:36:19
apathetic is un apathetic a word on apathetic?
00:36:23
Sympathetic? No.
00:36:24
See, because sympathetic is caring, not care. In
00:36:27
as you can do with.
00:36:30
I've got an up front.
00:36:31
This looks like a documentary.
00:36:33
I thought it was a movie.
00:36:34
My driving okay,
00:36:38
back in the day,
00:36:39
comedians weren't respected and we weren't afraid to get grosser.
00:36:42
That,
00:36:44
hey, this
00:36:44
is what they really laugh and what do we call ourselves?
00:36:47
Richard and Tommy?
00:36:49
No, I mean Dick.
00:36:50
No, Cheech and Chong.
00:36:53
That was it.
00:36:54
You're making up this method as we're going along.
00:36:56
I got the typical setup.
00:36:58
There's not here already on the Billboard charts.
00:37:00
If I'm not open up, I think the he's is not here.
00:37:03
If I'm not open.
00:37:04
I think the car is not here already on the Billboard chart.
00:37:08
The movie comes out, it's a giant hit.
00:37:11
Giant.
00:37:13
It's not hard to see what drugs do to make a rich.
00:37:15
Well, you
00:37:17
go to money and success might spoil them.
00:37:20
You still won't grow your mustache, but.
00:37:24
You drive because it makes it look. Two.
00:37:25
You're no longer partners.
00:37:27
Two nothing lasts forever. Timing.
00:37:30
Cuz nothing lasts forever.
00:37:32
Like one for me.
00:37:34
Jimmy I never met anybody I know.
00:37:38
I can't say that it's very painful sometimes.
00:37:41
I'll bet he's my best friend.
00:37:43
It's yin and yang, Cheech and Chong, or a 70s porn star.
00:37:47
All that stuff that happened when we just been going.
00:37:52
Come on, baby, I'll get it right, let's go shoot Chen Chong,
00:37:55
the old stone charmer, had you.
00:37:58
You know how far we've come.
00:38:01
I got a joint mind.
00:38:07
Oh, I think I dropped some gummies.
00:38:12
Course, that debuts on 420. Yes.
00:38:18
Is that Easter Sunday?
00:38:20
It is Easter Sunday also.
00:38:22
I mean, there's a couple of different Easters.
00:38:24
Which Easter are you referring to?
00:38:27
I don't even know.
00:38:28
The The Hindu Easter.
00:38:32
I don't think there's a Hindu Easter.
00:38:34
I believe there's a,
00:38:36
Mexican Easter.
00:38:38
Yeah, there is Hindi in Hindi.
00:38:41
Hindi?
00:38:43
Yeah.
00:38:44
There's the, Orthodox run around looking for, Christian,
00:38:48
Catholic author.
00:38:49
Wait, Roman.
00:38:52
There's definitely two Easter.
00:38:53
Sometimes they're on the same day.
00:38:54
Not to be even weirder and more confusing.
00:38:57
Oh, Canadian Thanksgiving
00:38:59
or Mexican Christmas?
00:39:02
I think that's just Christmas.
00:39:04
Oh, okay.
00:39:05
Well, we know when to celebrate that.
00:39:11
Wait, what?
00:39:15
Here's the problem I have with,
00:39:19
our our coming enlightenment.
00:39:22
Now, we we've been we're getting we're sipping some disclosure little by little
00:39:28
until we surprise there's other intelligent life, in the universe.
00:39:34
And we've always known about it.
00:39:36
And when are we ready?
00:39:40
Hello? As in here?
00:39:42
As a collective group to get this information, Or.
00:39:48
Oh, who's on the air? Oh, there's a caller.
00:39:53
Is that our caller?
00:39:54
Why isn't that.
00:39:55
Why isn't that other life in the in, Whatever.
00:39:59
Why isn't that a God like figure?
00:40:02
Well, what makes you believe in one, but not the other?
00:40:05
Well, it makes it so. You say that there's a possibility.
00:40:08
What if the possibility is that going to or being.
00:40:12
Well, I should be.
00:40:15
And that's one way.
00:40:19
Yeah, he's got a terrible signal.
00:40:21
But I have every indication that what they're talking about in the Bible
00:40:25
and other holy books are actually
00:40:29
either aliens from other worlds,
00:40:31
or possibly higher creatures from another dimension.
00:40:36
So, and, and if we are part
00:40:39
of this greater consciousness then
00:40:44
and there, there are people
00:40:46
that have claim to be able to tap into that hang up.
00:40:51
Well, I mean, lost the signal.
00:40:54
Oh, there he is.
00:40:56
No, the caller if we are,
00:40:59
if we are going to be able to ascend
00:41:03
like as a society
00:41:06
and we all have to be ready together, that doesn't make any sense to me either.
00:41:10
Like, wouldn't we,
00:41:14
find enlightenment individually?
00:41:17
Separately, at different times?
00:41:21
How is it possible to ascend together?
00:41:24
There was one, mysterious, you know, myth
00:41:28
that went around that said the the Aztecs or the Mayans
00:41:31
all disappeared at once like they ascended
00:41:34
to heaven together.
00:41:37
That's malarkey.
00:41:39
They were all killed off by smallpox.
00:41:41
The Spaniards brought it and they were immune to it.
00:41:45
But the the Native Americans had no natural immunity to it,
00:41:50
and it just wiped out their entire population.
00:41:53
But we translated that into,
00:41:55
hey, hey, they mass ascended to heaven.
00:42:01
That's an incoherent concept.
00:42:03
You know.
00:42:06
Yes, but I can operate under the assumption that that it
00:42:10
it doesn't fit what my circumstances.
00:42:14
So I can safely ignore
00:42:19
what that doesn't affect me in any way.
00:42:22
If you can't empirically prove it, then you can't
00:42:26
physically demonstrate it.
00:42:29
But it doesn't actually exist.
00:42:35
But actually in real life,
00:42:37
you you see, again,
00:42:40
we go through they don't exist.
00:42:45
So we then
00:42:47
so neither of us are right or wrong.
00:42:50
Until that was made.
00:42:51
So it whether
00:42:55
yes I can approve or deny there could be a God.
00:42:58
Things that I don't understand.
00:43:00
Right.
00:43:00
Yeah.
00:43:01
Things that are beyond the empirical proof.
00:43:04
So I just don't know. So.
00:43:09
So ignorance.
00:43:12
But I can't claim anything greater than that.
00:43:16
We also to the kid.
00:43:18
I forgot how you worded it, but in the monologue.
00:43:21
I hate to interrupt you guys.
00:43:22
We have special guests on the line.
00:43:23
Please welcome the kid. Who? Kid?
00:43:27
Five. Eight. Six. Three. Kids, can you get.
00:43:30
Can you guys hear me?
00:43:32
Yeah. We can.
00:43:33
What's up?
00:43:35
Not much.
00:43:36
How are you guys, kid?
00:43:37
Holy crap.
00:43:38
The kid. Oh.
00:43:42
The kid makes his triumphant return.
00:43:44
You're fired.
00:43:45
It is great to hear from you, but I knew you guys would want to talk.
00:43:48
No, I haven't gotten fired.
00:43:51
Why not, I do, I last time I called,
00:43:54
last time I called in, I got put in through the, like, voice
00:43:56
chat thing, and I can actually hear the the phone calls not working super well.
00:44:00
How do I get. Oh, yeah.
00:44:04
We don't have technical issues going on.
00:44:05
We're not doing it right.
00:44:08
Yeah.
00:44:08
I'll send the link.
00:44:10
Okay. I have an old link.
00:44:12
I don't know if that that'll work or. No, that will work.
00:44:16
Okay.
00:44:17
Oh, he's sending it to your phone number.
00:44:22
It's the freaking kid.
00:44:25
Now I care all of a sudden.
00:44:30
Oh, you got it.
00:44:33
Oh, there it is. Yeah.
00:44:34
All right.
00:44:36
Holy crap. I'll take me a second.
00:44:39
Yeah.
00:44:39
No rush.
00:44:42
I need to hear from you.
00:44:46
And I figured I better help you guys get your views back up.
00:44:49
Yeah.
00:44:50
No, Gary, we've been suffering ever since what we're calling the Dave
00:44:53
bump.
00:44:56
He gave us,
00:44:57
like 7000 views that very next week
00:45:02
Well every day.
00:45:03
Yeah I was watching it.
00:45:04
Yeah. We blew up.
00:45:07
Absolutely blew up.
00:45:11
All right.
00:45:11
Let me see I think I got it okay okay.
00:45:14
Great computer.
00:45:15
Hopefully this works.
00:45:18
Nice.
00:45:20
The friggin kid in real life.
00:45:29
Anyway, while we wait for him.
00:45:30
Yeah.
00:45:32
Let's play.
00:45:36
Now I forget to send us Sabina, you know.
00:45:39
You know the guy from, Wakanda. That guy.
00:45:41
Listen, he said.
00:45:42
Yeah, he said this, but it's kind of trippy because you.
00:45:45
Do you ever see the video where he gets interviewed by this woman,
00:45:48
and she's asking him whether or not he's going to do Black Panther two,
00:45:52
and he goes, I don't get well, I'm dead, so I can't.
00:45:57
And she's not ready for you to be dead.
00:45:59
Chad, I am.
00:46:01
Wow. Because he had cancer and he knew he was dying.
00:46:04
He was real thin at the time and he had announced it to anybody.
00:46:08
Was like smiling when he said it was like, oh my God, this is crazy.
00:46:11
You gotta give respect to those people that don't tell you they're dying.
00:46:15
He's actually dead.
00:46:18
The freaking kid.
00:46:21
Can we hear you?
00:46:22
Okay? Can you guys hear me?
00:46:24
Okay. Yeah. Hell, yeah.
00:46:25
Yeah, we can hear you.
00:46:27
You can't hear us.
00:46:28
Oh, boy.
00:46:31
Now, are you doing,
00:46:35
Are you guys.
00:46:36
Can you guys hear me? Can you give me. Yes.
00:46:38
We can't. Okay. I can't hear you guys at all, so.
00:46:41
Oh, no.
00:46:42
I'm going to figure it out.
00:46:46
Who's that?
00:46:48
Unless it's. Hi, guys.
00:46:49
It's the kid. Oh, I see,
00:46:52
I would tell him how to fix it, but he can't hear me.
00:46:55
What the hell?
00:46:55
Oh, right.
00:46:59
Tell me how to fix it.
00:47:00
Show him.
00:47:02
Can I show him? Oh, no.
00:47:03
Yeah, sure.
00:47:04
It doesn't capture that part of my screen.
00:47:07
So you guys can hear me?
00:47:12
Yes. I can't hear you.
00:47:14
That is a fact.
00:47:16
Those are facts that.
00:47:17
Oh, I think I figured it out.
00:47:19
Yep. You guys nice.
00:47:20
And you guys got a boy toy.
00:47:22
You can hear.
00:47:22
You okay? Perfect.
00:47:24
I can hear you guys now. Sweet.
00:47:26
Thank you. Works ears and mouth.
00:47:29
So let's chat.
00:47:30
This is perfect.
00:47:32
I've been coming around on your body.
00:47:34
Mind dualism concept you have.
00:47:37
That's good. Yes.
00:47:38
I hate to admit it, but, man,
00:47:40
I'm having trouble explaining consciousness any other way.
00:47:44
That's what, like the,
00:47:45
trying to describe the color red to somebody that's never seen it.
00:47:48
Yeah, yeah. Red. Mary, it's hard to get around that.
00:47:51
Yeah, exactly.
00:47:52
Yeah, it really is. It's it's baffling.
00:47:56
I'm glad
00:47:56
you're, You're finally coming to the light side.
00:47:59
Yeah, well, I was I spent most of my life on the light side, and then I realized
00:48:03
that, it it sounded too much like other gospels,
00:48:08
so I, I thought, well,
00:48:12
they can't all be true, but they can all be wrong.
00:48:15
Or there could be common thread that is exactly true.
00:48:20
And all of them.
00:48:21
And that's what I'm like, coming around to see the light on.
00:48:26
You're a you're a modern day Socrates.
00:48:27
Gary.
00:48:28
That's what I profess myself to be.
00:48:32
I think I just took off the, the lab coat because it's still
00:48:36
it's like spring has sprung.
00:48:38
The birds are out there chirping, but, man is still cold in this barn.
00:48:42
So I put my heated coat on.
00:48:44
It's like an electric blanket.
00:48:46
He's.
00:48:48
Yeah, it's 40 degrees today.
00:48:50
I almost went to work in shorts.
00:48:52
Hell, yeah. Wow.
00:48:54
Yeah, it was nice today, so I thought I could just chill out here all day.
00:48:58
But man, it is still cold out here.
00:49:03
I am getting the backdrop of my new studio
00:49:07
here is going to be the board from receiving back at work,
00:49:13
and I'm getting the the girls made it, finished the board,
00:49:17
and it's, it's really, really awesome.
00:49:21
And I'm going to put it behind me right on top of the,
00:49:23
Flashdance, neon sign, the wall and drawings.
00:49:27
Yes, with all the drawings. Oh, gosh.
00:49:29
I'm a little.
00:49:30
I'm the little green bear.
00:49:32
Gare bear, as it were, with the whiskey.
00:49:36
That's me.
00:49:37
Okay.
00:49:38
And, and, you know, there's there's lots.
00:49:41
They're, they're drawing me up a key,
00:49:43
so I'll know exactly which ones refer to which ones.
00:49:46
But it's it's brilliant.
00:49:48
And it has to be featured in the show, so I'm going to hang it up behind me.
00:49:53
And that is the artwork we get to watch.
00:49:55
I might even have to take my Tesla coil down, and, the captains will stay,
00:50:00
but those cross katanas above my head, those might be covered up.
00:50:06
I probably will take them down.
00:50:07
I'll just cover them up.
00:50:09
I haven't seen that poster for a while, so.
00:50:12
Right.
00:50:12
Yeah, we it was a grand exodus after I left.
00:50:16
So, Yeah, that's my where my question leads to. So.
00:50:20
Yeah, I was.
00:50:21
How's Gary's replacement?
00:50:22
Oh. He two I think.
00:50:24
Gary, I think according to the higher paid he brought, he found a job before I did.
00:50:30
But I think according to the Armada beer,
00:50:33
I think they're still looking for all four positions, so.
00:50:37
Yep. Yes, they've got to be short handed.
00:50:40
I think that,
00:50:42
well, there's new shipping people, and they got, like, 1 or 2 new operators,
00:50:46
but there's still nobody else out taking your spot.
00:50:49
The guy that took your spot, nobody's taking his spot.
00:50:53
Right? So.
00:50:54
Oh, those you.
00:50:56
Yeah, there's a lot of a lot of.
00:50:58
Does Dan still work there?
00:51:00
To my knowledge, Dan still works there,
00:51:03
right
00:51:05
now, and, I don't know, on a personal note, yeah, I have,
00:51:11
have you and your girlfriend had, intercourse yet?
00:51:15
Wow. I'm pretty sure I,
00:51:18
I called in with this, relevant information last year I missed.
00:51:22
Yeah, yeah.
00:51:23
Oh, sorry. I don't watch the show.
00:51:25
And each show is independent, so we don't fall back. Wow. Shows.
00:51:27
You know, you sounded a little weird. Really?
00:51:30
Not recording.
00:51:30
You sound more like today, I guess. So that's it?
00:51:33
I know the kids left another voicemail
00:51:38
last time we called.
00:51:39
Well, I should play his voicemail to him.
00:51:42
When?
00:51:42
Yeah, when the phone screwed up the first time I voicemail.
00:51:45
But now that we're able to talk to him,
00:51:46
he's pretending like you didn't leave a voicemail.
00:51:49
Oh, okay.
00:51:50
Can we even cut in with some other
00:51:55
voicemail?
00:51:56
Everybody guesses as to where draw is.
00:51:58
That's the game we're playing right now.
00:52:01
It looks like he's in the middle of fucking.
00:52:04
The one person that would know what that's like.
00:52:06
That would be the kid.
00:52:08
Yeah, well, I, I heard I heard tell of Reno.
00:52:10
So if you're still. Well, that was last week.
00:52:13
I don't think that was last week.
00:52:14
I don't know how it goes to a new place every week.
00:52:17
He's like that.
00:52:17
Carmen, check if I work for my October to like January.
00:52:22
I went nowhere, so I don't know what.
00:52:23
Or November to January. Well, know what you're talking about.
00:52:25
Oh, there's been a whole week. My guess would be probably,
00:52:29
Southern New Zealand.
00:52:31
That would be.
00:52:31
Oh. Good bye. Oh,
00:52:35
that's the only road though.
00:52:37
That's a, that's a great.
00:52:40
Yeah.
00:52:40
Well the the camera's flipped in reverse so it is actually.
00:52:44
Oh yeah.
00:52:48
Yeah. It will do that.
00:52:49
The other person worst disease. Oh no. Yeah.
00:52:51
Excuse me but in the southern hemisphere
00:52:55
the toilets flush the wrong way.
00:52:57
Yeah. They do everything backwards over there.
00:52:59
Yeah I, I will say I am reading them,
00:53:03
I am in America, but not that
00:53:06
far away from another country,
00:53:09
Canada.
00:53:10
I was I guess that narrows it down to two.
00:53:14
Well, it could be in the very southern tip of Florida.
00:53:16
He's close to Cuba. Cuba?
00:53:18
Yeah. Wow.
00:53:20
Could be Cuba. Country.
00:53:22
Cuba is a country.
00:53:24
It's cool.
00:53:25
How many spots? A little.
00:53:27
I thought I was Puerto Rico.
00:53:28
That was the whole that flag.
00:53:31
That's technically part of the US.
00:53:35
You know.
00:53:38
Yeah, well.
00:53:39
Holy crap, the kid. I can't believe it.
00:53:42
Oh, good.
00:53:43
I finally made it back.
00:53:44
I figured, you know, you know, there's a.
00:53:50
So, are you still watching the show?
00:53:52
Do you get a chance to watch?
00:53:53
Oh, yeah.
00:53:53
You just looking at. I'm looking to see the green sign.
00:53:56
Oh, do you guys, I'd like to hear you guys all watching the bro.
00:53:59
Yeah, just, I actually thought there was.
00:54:04
There was a couple. Oh, really? Great site.
00:54:06
The last.
00:54:07
The last two I've caught up on.
00:54:08
So I've here and there.
00:54:11
Oh, you don't need it for ten.
00:54:12
So then what was your favorite part about one of the last.
00:54:15
What was your favorite part?
00:54:17
I called in all of the messages.
00:54:19
Well, that said it. You nailed it. Oh, yeah. Oh,
00:54:23
I really
00:54:24
I really appreciate the dedication of Dan's.
00:54:27
Dan's wife. Oh, yeah.
00:54:30
So, it's always a treat to to hear her call in and see what what kind of.
00:54:34
Oh, yeah. Up to you.
00:54:36
Yeah.
00:54:37
Yeah, I don't know. I believe she called him last week,
00:54:38
but for some reason, it never came to fruition.
00:54:42
Oh. Oh, because she's just been talking too much smack
00:54:44
and nobody wants to hear.
00:54:47
Because she did what?
00:54:49
Her job situation.
00:54:53
I think they took our advice
00:54:55
and realized that it was all them.
00:54:58
They were the fuel to the fire.
00:55:00
It was beautiful.
00:55:02
I'm still not working.
00:55:05
Oh, you're working on your night account?
00:55:07
Well, yeah. Oh, yeah.
00:55:08
I was, yeah, I've been watching a keep it up draw.
00:55:12
Come on.
00:55:13
You're not good.
00:55:15
You're knives are there new. Nine times.
00:55:17
Yeah. Come.
00:55:18
I've been baking and, forging full time.
00:55:23
It we it much you
00:55:25
so hot.
00:55:26
Oh, not not that kind of baking.
00:55:30
No. Actually.
00:55:32
Oh, it's for a job.
00:55:33
Can you ask?
00:55:34
Oh, are we pulling up the fucking voicemail for now?
00:55:36
Because we keep.
00:55:37
Can you can you answer? Yeah.
00:55:40
Why? In this way, these questions through.
00:55:43
Why in the fuck do we cook bacon?
00:55:45
But we bake cookies?
00:55:48
Hey, that's a good rant.
00:55:51
Short, sweet.
00:55:52
Yeah.
00:55:54
Can I do that to me?
00:55:56
I always think at least we mentioned National Lampoon
00:55:59
something or another because there's a great vacation.
00:56:02
Yeah, and National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, something.
00:56:05
Oh, he just everyone's in the lobby
00:56:09
of his of his house or the hall.
00:56:12
The four year.
00:56:13
And they're all putting their coats on to leave.
00:56:15
He said, no, no, no one's going.
00:56:17
And he went off on a rant. Chevy Chase did.
00:56:20
We can't play that, can't we?
00:56:22
Copyright infringement.
00:56:23
We can still ramble until.
00:56:27
So what?
00:56:28
You just move the goalpost. We we need to get like we need to.
00:56:31
You basically need to stream all day long and keep maintain like
00:56:35
thousands, if not 100,000 followers before they'll even consider monetization on
00:56:38
YouTube. Now.
00:56:40
Oh, right.
00:56:40
I mean, we might get like banned in
00:56:43
Germany.
00:56:45
000, but who gives a fuck?
00:56:47
Yeah, I'll just change it if we like.
00:56:49
And Wild West every week or something.
00:56:52
The definition of apathy. I'm.
00:56:54
I feel like most junk.
00:56:55
I don't give a shit about YouTube's rules much anymore.
00:56:58
Yeah.
00:57:00
I think if I played my what happened when Elon took over?
00:57:03
What could break the fourth wall?
00:57:05
Having two kids, I don't know if we should demand, but kids option wasn't
00:57:10
it was there like 80%, 80% of the people that were on Twitter were fake.
00:57:15
And so like, what do you say?
00:57:16
Like there's all these business that we were talking about with, buy an album,
00:57:20
you know,
00:57:20
the record companies that would buy all their own albums back to, to sales.
00:57:24
That's the way
00:57:27
ours there could be, right?
00:57:29
Subscriptions and shit.
00:57:30
So who knows what the real following of anybody is these days?
00:57:34
Even just pulling us aid.
00:57:35
I mean, February is always a shitty month for streamers, apparently, just because.
00:57:40
Oh, what kind of, say, Black History Month?
00:57:42
You got a problem with that?
00:57:43
That's shorter than any other.
00:57:45
I'm. I'm sitting statistics.
00:57:46
I don't know where you're correlating them to shitty like.
00:57:51
Well.
00:57:51
And how dare you dude, these instruments didn't realize it, but most of their
00:57:56
most of their, donations are fake from NGOs and shit
00:58:01
and NGOs.
00:58:03
Is that your way of getting around beating around the bush?
00:58:06
I put the on the aid USAID.
00:58:09
So NGO with a soft. Oh,
00:58:12
g I will leave the heart of.
00:58:15
Oh, there was a there was if you look up on that stage yet it is incredible.
00:58:20
And it's all on their own website, which is weird or a lot of it is.
00:58:24
But I saw some shit that like, even, was given a bunch of money for her.
00:58:31
Whatever organization or charity.
00:58:34
And then they found out that, like, the amount of,
00:58:36
it was like giving food countries or some shit like that,
00:58:39
and they found out how much, how many meals they gave, and it was like
00:58:43
they broke it down to like, each meal was like $14,000.
00:58:47
So the amount of meals she gave with the money that were.
00:58:51
So where did the money go?
00:58:52
Like, cause these people aren't eating 14,000.
00:58:55
No meal was was it chicken or was it steak?
00:58:58
If it was steak, I mean,
00:59:01
I don't know, but I got a grand steak
00:59:02
grant that I was going to get to last week.
00:59:04
Hopefully I get to do it this week, but it's always there
00:59:07
hopefully because we do have, you know, a finish line.
00:59:09
We always have a heart out.
00:59:10
I mean, if there's anything you want to say, please
00:59:13
I ahead and say that no, no, no.
00:59:16
Oh wait, I'm going to wait till I get a.
00:59:20
How long are you going to be in the car for?
00:59:23
Unfortunately 50 more minutes.
00:59:26
15 or 1555 050.
00:59:32
No, that's not good.
00:59:34
Yeah, it was an hour 20.
00:59:35
It was.
00:59:36
And I always wanted to go back to the airport because I need my shit
00:59:40
and they can go right past, but I am, I am clocked in right now.
00:59:44
I got.
00:59:47
So get off my back.
00:59:50
I'm shocked at how much people wanted people to do free work there.
00:59:53
Oh, yeah.
00:59:53
You went back and got your tools and you clocked in some manager.
00:59:57
Oh, I mean, if I did, what's the extra hour from your time from Tuesday?
01:00:00
I drove a half an hour each way to the Fedex.
01:00:03
I had to replace the part that you overnighted.
01:00:05
Oh, well, when you leave site, you shouldn't.
01:00:08
We don't. I'm like you don't what?
01:00:12
I must admit, because I didn't take a dirt road here.
01:00:14
But this a fucking bad ass. No.
01:00:16
What up? No. Yeah.
01:00:17
No. Road is a major fucking lane keeping.
01:00:22
Oh, it's got that lane keeping feature and stuff, and it actually
01:00:25
works way better like other lane keeping features they know on your own.
01:00:28
So I've let off this thing for like ten minutes, and then finally it's like, hey,
01:00:32
put your hand on the wheel and it's like, oh, okay.
01:00:34
You just kind of tug on it a little bit and then you just keep going,
01:00:39
There's the car coming at me in the other lane.
01:00:40
I grab it, I make sure because I'm not trusting this motherfucker.
01:00:43
And on turns two, it's like, no, I'm grabbing it.
01:00:46
I don't trust you.
01:00:48
You grab that car in front.
01:00:50
Yeah.
01:00:51
What's that? What's that?
01:00:51
No, that's a house.
01:00:53
It's a house, a house I don't, I guess so it's literally.
01:00:57
No, no, no, I'm going to fucking.
01:00:59
What's a blue in a row where I am. Okay.
01:01:01
What's a blue and red light in your rearview?
01:01:05
No, that was an
01:01:07
like blue right.
01:01:12
Yeah.
01:01:13
No way to.
01:01:15
Oh, there was a lot, I don't know,
01:01:17
one of the planets were brightest for.
01:01:23
000, no.
01:01:25
Oh, no no. Oh.
01:01:32
That'd be awesome.
01:01:33
If jurors got abducted and we got it all.
01:01:35
Oh, that would be all right above us.
01:01:37
Right above.
01:01:38
This vehicle might go viral.
01:01:39
Yeah, that's not good.
01:01:41
This will be a good YouTube short.
01:01:43
Be the best. Oh, yeah. World.
01:01:45
Where in the world is draw?
01:01:46
Nope. He's not in this world.
01:01:48
Somewhere on Mars left this world.
01:01:51
Your life.
01:01:52
Obviously some other worth.
01:01:54
There is no other world.
01:01:58
Especially on the apathy show.
01:02:02
This,
01:02:04
I think that's the reason that that we can't have full disclosure
01:02:08
on, like, the great year and, cycle of calamities hitting the Earth
01:02:14
and the previous civilizations getting wiped out
01:02:17
because people would freak out, because they would care.
01:02:23
Closer disclosure.
01:02:25
Dude, what do you what do you think is going to go on with that?
01:02:28
And, and, and then that one we passed away, that dude that,
01:02:31
the dude that was reaching for,
01:02:34
his bitch in the backseat.
01:02:36
All right.
01:02:37
Yes. Chris Brown, breaking news.
01:02:41
Breaking news. That guy.
01:02:42
No, no, no, I didn't say beat the shit out of Rihanna, I said
01:02:46
he said, reaching back for his for his bitch, you know, I oh.
01:02:49
Oh, right. You know, backhand.
01:02:51
I meant, like, reaching for JFK bitch in the back seat behind him.
01:02:56
Got his head blown off by the driver.
01:02:59
Yeah,
01:03:01
I hate when I make these dirt roads this time me.
01:03:02
But luckily I'm not in my vehicle, so one of the.
01:03:07
Did you want to read your bot obituary that you sent me?
01:03:10
Oh, this is an AI generated obituary.
01:03:13
It is brilliant. I can't zoom in.
01:03:16
Brenda Tan retired from living
01:03:18
at the age of old, surrounded by family and natural causes.
01:03:21
A librarian from birth, Brenda was an avid collector of dust.
01:03:25
She had a sweetheart and married her high school.
01:03:28
She loved having hobbies and helping her sons to be disadvantaged.
01:03:31
Youth.
01:03:32
She had no horses but thought she did.
01:03:35
The church gave her a choir because she sang like bird
01:03:38
and looked like bird, and Brenda was a bird.
01:03:41
She owed us so many poems.
01:03:43
The funeral will be held in 1977 at Heaven.
01:03:47
In lieu of Flowers and Brenda, more life.
01:03:53
Nice, so coherent.
01:03:55
This is the world we live in now. Yes.
01:03:58
That's,
01:04:00
Have you ever seen the AI generated script of Batman versus the Joker?
01:04:05
No one else find it.
01:04:08
Pull that up. Brady.
01:04:10
What a Brady letter.
01:04:11
Brady I'll pull it up for you.
01:04:14
Thank feel real good.
01:04:15
Well, I consent before you start pulling up.
01:04:18
Motherfucker. And freaking kid.
01:04:20
Guys, call up.
01:04:24
Batman
01:04:25
stands next to his Batmobile and uses his bat computer.
01:04:28
I mean, I'm not going to read this off.
01:04:29
Oh, is it small? Okay.
01:04:32
He's sometimes Bruce Wayne, sometimes Batman, all times orphan.
01:04:36
This is now a safe city.
01:04:37
I have punched a penguin into prison.
01:04:40
Alfred, Batman's loyal battler, carries a tray of Gotham.
01:04:44
That's it.
01:04:44
Let me say that again of Trev Goth Ham.
01:04:48
God, ham.
01:04:50
Alfred says eat a dinner mattress, Wayne.
01:04:52
An explosion explodes. I like that one.
01:04:55
The Joker in two fits. Enter the cave.
01:04:57
Joker is a clown but insane.
01:04:58
Two faces a man but attorney Batman.
01:05:01
No, it is two face and one face.
01:05:03
They hate me for being a bat.
01:05:05
Batman throws Alfred at two face to face, flips Alfred like a coin.
01:05:09
Alfred lands, heads up, which means Two-Face goes home.
01:05:12
Batman continues, it is just you and I, the Joker
01:05:16
bat versus clown, moral enemies and on and on and on.
01:05:20
Happy bat first man
01:05:23
I know why it's a burst, man.
01:05:24
See, they switch that the joker at the end says happy birthday, birth man.
01:05:27
Batman opens the presents since he's a good guy.
01:05:30
It contains a coupon for new parents.
01:05:32
But it expired because the joke.
01:05:35
This is the Joker joke.
01:05:38
I love the it it,
01:05:42
I love hearing it.
01:05:43
Just a childlike laugh.
01:05:44
You just hearing a child laugh. It's just.
01:05:46
It's,
01:05:47
you know, it's the it's brightens
01:05:49
my day because, you know,
01:05:53
that's what I'm here for.
01:05:54
Yeah.
01:05:55
That that to boost the views.
01:05:57
Everybody's ripping off Kendrick Lamar. Yeah.
01:05:59
Did you hear. Oh, no.
01:06:01
Of course I didn't get a like I hear you all sending his unqualified Doge staff.
01:06:06
This guy is, bitching about Elon Musk across all these agencies.
01:06:11
Great fun graduations to the father, teenage staffers,
01:06:15
teenage staffers here, no experience and problematic records.
01:06:19
They're trying to rob you, and they're probably a minor.
01:06:24
Thank you. And I yield back.
01:06:26
Can you believe it? Wow. You did.
01:06:28
It was Earth testifying to Congress kind of bullshit.
01:06:33
That was the policy.
01:06:35
And he pulled the Kendrick Lamar line.
01:06:38
Really?
01:06:38
He won my vote with whatever he was talking about.
01:06:42
So I'm not I'm not sure how to handle this,
01:06:44
because we have the kid and we have like 400 comments.
01:06:48
Wow. I almost
01:06:50
get to respond to comments.
01:06:52
I like, like my favorite segment.
01:06:55
That's my favorite segment.
01:06:56
I grew up so wholesome.
01:06:59
Comments. With the 90s, right.
01:07:02
So that's driving right now.
01:07:04
Let's move on, please.
01:07:05
I welder who said that
01:07:09
brother I wish I brother because I would only do it, I would vote
01:07:13
I don't give a crap about that.
01:07:18
That's amplification.
01:07:20
We should, you know, you don't understand that.
01:07:23
I couldn't care about
01:07:26
at least, etc..
01:07:27
Right?
01:07:29
Come on.
01:07:30
Well, everyone gets that phrase wrong.
01:07:32
Let's get it going.
01:07:33
Okay? Right. I'll start. Comments.
01:07:35
Yeah, right.
01:07:36
You comments on. Yeah, we can do it everybody. Yeah.
01:07:38
Let's get a party. Go first. Bob. Yeah.
01:07:41
Or you know, get Dan and Bob.
01:07:43
So yeah for sure
01:07:46
I've seen your last I see you negative is you son of a bitch is doing so well.
01:07:49
He's been sick forever. Yeah.
01:07:52
Well, enough he wants to be on the show, but he has not been well enough. Bob.
01:07:57
No way.
01:07:58
Oh, yeah.
01:07:58
Well, Bob, no, Bob's at you.
01:08:00
Yeah, but the Bob on the show. Oh,
01:08:04
so Bob and slide show.
01:08:08
Yeah.
01:08:09
He loves everything that came before him.
01:08:11
It's great.
01:08:13
I forgot what I was looking for.
01:08:14
I went up and down, so on. Oh, here it is.
01:08:17
How am going come out of this man in my.
01:08:21
Come, come. Out.
01:08:26
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. Me.
01:08:30
Oh she.
01:08:30
No no no no no no no no no no no.
01:08:32
She in a van
01:08:35
do those things.
01:08:38
Damn so many.
01:08:39
Come on you like. Wow.
01:08:40
So many comments.
01:08:41
I can't even go back with the.
01:08:42
It's like I mean, go any more than three days ago I don't.
01:08:46
Oh, wow.
01:08:46
It's almost like you would make unprotected sex.
01:08:50
So there was two.
01:08:51
Yeah, there were two clips that really set people off the, the Ohio.
01:08:54
I mean, it's a wrongs birth
01:08:57
and I'll just play the men who do not let me repeat the wait.
01:09:02
What a felony for men who do not have the intention to get a woman pregnant.
01:09:07
Just elation that would wait.
01:09:10
One felony for men who do not have the intention.
01:09:13
So you are now in charge of.
01:09:15
I don't know, I think there's as many sperm in a load
01:09:17
as there are stars in the universe, or some crazy number.
01:09:20
Like like, that's a lot of beings to be responsible for, man.
01:09:23
That's one hell of a father.
01:09:25
Yeah.
01:09:25
Nomad, says it's meant to criticize the laws targeting abortion.
01:09:29
If a woman can face the death penalty, as it's proposed in a different bill
01:09:34
than men can be responsible for blowing their load.
01:09:37
Oh, so they put the the law on the books as a joke.
01:09:41
Well, that's what Nomad seems to think or is making us aware of.
01:09:44
And I can see that blowing your load is comparable to abortion.
01:09:49
I mean, let's say it say I agree with that.
01:09:51
No, no, that I've blown my load anywhere.
01:09:54
When you get an abortion, like you need to go get one.
01:09:57
Like it's very obvious what you're doing. So there's a record.
01:10:00
But when the medical record of yours
01:10:03
I disagree.
01:10:04
When I, when I want to blow a load, I need to blow a load.
01:10:06
So that's a wash.
01:10:07
What is. I've never
01:10:09
said on the ground.
01:10:10
I will tell you when your organ is okay.
01:10:12
Going overboard. Okay.
01:10:15
Yeah.
01:10:15
I'm just still stuck on that.
01:10:16
So I aiming says I maybe.
01:10:20
Sure. The land of the free.
01:10:21
Are y'all finally willing to do what's necessary to get our freedom back?
01:10:24
Because this is just ridiculous.
01:10:26
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.
01:10:29
We're we're not making any call to action.
01:10:31
I'm following that attitude.
01:10:33
It's being met with a lot of apathy.
01:10:36
Why? Why are they assuming we're American to.
01:10:39
That's the thing that kind of pisses me off, you know?
01:10:42
Yeah. I mean, I.
01:10:44
Oh, yeah, it's a melting pot.
01:10:45
We're we're all. Yeah,
01:10:48
yeah.
01:10:49
My favorite. We're all in this frame.
01:10:51
R1 r2 l1 r2 ld.
01:10:54
Are you old?
01:10:55
R2 is going to be pretty hard to prove beyond a reasonable doubt with that one.
01:10:59
You came inside her without purpose.
01:11:01
Trust me, dog, I had purpose.
01:11:04
Oh. That was just me. Dog.
01:11:05
What was the name?
01:11:06
I gotta start saving the dog.
01:11:08
Dog a little bit, but it was r1 r2 l1 r2 LDA
01:11:12
ruled R2 on caps down.
01:11:16
Yeah, but I wonder what code that's for that.
01:11:18
What game? Right. That's right.
01:11:21
Yeah. That's right.
01:11:22
You gotta live like your free lives for that.
01:11:25
Or up up down. No.
01:11:27
Restart that.
01:11:28
My that and, GTA five.
01:11:32
That code sounds really familiar.
01:11:34
Yeah, yeah.
01:11:36
Also obviously, I got triggers.
01:11:38
So the
01:11:41
inmates, all the bosses,
01:11:42
playable characters within the Google, that if only
01:11:45
somebody had a Google machine, we could Google that up.
01:11:47
I did, I only it only brought me to this guy,
01:11:50
actually the guy that commented,
01:11:54
Oh, weird. Oh.
01:11:56
Yeah.
01:11:57
But no other 201 other.
01:12:00
No other.
01:12:02
Okay, back to the comments.
01:12:04
Yeah.
01:12:07
So the other one that we got really lit up is, somebody said
01:12:09
something about Sims may be the same, and, wow, people did not like that.
01:12:14
I said that. Oh,
01:12:18
I mean, I
01:12:19
they do sound about like they're treated equally.
01:12:22
We may have hit a record because this 21 comments on one.
01:12:26
What? Wow.
01:12:27
Holy shit. I haven't looked in a while.
01:12:29
That person came in as a sinner dressed like they two.
01:12:32
So first of all, sin is the sin of the sin.
01:12:35
A drop of water, a big bucket.
01:12:37
It's exactly the same in God's eyes.
01:12:39
Wait, this isn't even the. Whoa! Hold on. I didn't watch this one either.
01:12:41
These 21 comments are all brand new to me.
01:12:43
This is not the clip that I was right here.
01:12:46
So you go.
01:12:48
You don't watch the show.
01:12:49
So why would you think he's he's
01:12:51
you know, this is.
01:12:52
God forgive me if this is the one I will start with.
01:12:55
This is the first clip
01:12:58
okay. So all right.
01:12:59
So I get criticized for this crucified almost.
01:13:03
You see what I did?
01:13:03
See what you did there.
01:13:04
I think all sins are equal.
01:13:07
God does not say that there's a big sin in a small sin.
01:13:11
Okay, so Jacob says,
01:13:15
is it you know, the mind of God?
01:13:16
Isn't there?
01:13:17
Venereal sins? Wait, that's not what it says.
01:13:19
Isn't there venial sins?
01:13:21
I don't know what a venial sin is because I'm clearly not Catholic.
01:13:23
All right, I'll keep on reading.
01:13:24
And that'll make me make more sense.
01:13:27
So isn't there unforgiven, forgivable sins and mortal sins?
01:13:30
And then cocked sideways, said, if you're Catholic, yes, but if you're Protestant,
01:13:35
no. And I should have been ready for that.
01:13:39
I'm going to keep looking.
01:13:40
Hold on, hold on. Jacob has.
01:13:43
Word.
01:13:45
Jacob youngest says word.
01:13:46
Yeah, yeah, we could with four of us here.
01:13:48
If you're just sitting there watching,
01:13:49
we could, you know, like in school, we could rotate.
01:13:51
If anybody can actually read these without me zooming in, reading.
01:13:55
Jay says God forgives when you go to Jesus on Judgment
01:13:59
Day and say, here I am, Lord.
01:14:00
If he knows you, then it will be.
01:14:03
Jesus said, the most important commandment is true love.
01:14:06
But if you don't love your neighbor, then you don't love God.
01:14:08
Show your faith through actions and you will be rewarded in the time to come.
01:14:13
I thought the most important commandment was graven images.
01:14:18
Is that
01:14:18
the first time is what's the time to come?
01:14:21
Is that when you're when you pull out.
01:14:24
Yeah, yeah, but it's against the law now or something.
01:14:28
Oh, right.
01:14:31
Whatever.
01:14:31
I'm against a lot of coming.
01:14:33
Is it against side of her and have the baby.
01:14:36
Like what if the baby's on with the semen doesn't create a baby?
01:14:40
Oh, am I still arrested?
01:14:42
Yes. Oh, she's already knocked up.
01:14:45
Not just arrested.
01:14:46
There's only one eight.
01:14:47
Holy one early in counts.
01:14:50
Yeah, only one sperm wins the race.
01:14:51
So regardless of what happens, you should be arrested.
01:14:54
It should be immediately. Right?
01:14:55
One of those semen.
01:14:57
Each one of those semen need to be put inside of an ovary.
01:14:59
So as a man,
01:15:00
that is your duty to make sure
01:15:02
every single one of you know how many billions of children shout out to you.
01:15:06
Yep. Yeah. 13,
01:15:09
13 billion.
01:15:10
Correct.
01:15:13
Okay.
01:15:13
So drew, Drew Shaw is questioning.
01:15:15
He says, so me saying that the cow,
01:15:17
the blue couch is brown is the same as killing someone or me.
01:15:21
Thinking about saying someone is the same as doing it.
01:15:26
Nope.
01:15:27
And then Cristo in gray.
01:15:30
Oh, the Arabian somebody.
01:15:32
You know, I can't say what that is because we're still on YouTube
01:15:34
and there's certain things you just can't say.
01:15:37
Yeah.
01:15:37
Oh, which is ridiculous, I think as well.
01:15:40
So this person is agreeing with me. Yes it is.
01:15:42
The spiritual weight is different than the flesh.
01:15:44
That which was I, I was referring to once you crossed that
01:15:48
threshold of sin in God's eyes, it's all the same to him flesh.
01:15:52
If you if you believe in that sort of thing.
01:15:55
Okay, now back to these
01:15:56
other is way more 21 comments I just click to it
01:16:01
again.
01:16:05
Why isn't it playing 21?
01:16:07
Because heathen sin is a sin, a drop of water, a big bucket.
01:16:11
It's exactly the same in God's eyes.
01:16:12
He doesn't judge because he forgives him all with the same mercy.
01:16:16
This is coming from a believers point of view.
01:16:18
I mean, if you believe in God, there are no smaller big.
01:16:21
You can't be like I only send a little.
01:16:23
Okay, so shadow says from John 1911
01:16:26
directly out of the mouth, out of the Messiah's mouth.
01:16:30
I don't I don't think that's a direct quote from Bible quote me
01:16:34
directly out of the Messiah's mouth, I guess.
01:16:36
I look up what it is.
01:16:39
John, zombie apocalypse.
01:16:43
What the kid knows what John 1911 is off the top of his head.
01:16:45
Yes, of course, out of the Messiah's mouth.
01:16:49
Got your question?
01:16:49
I thought of directly Adam sized mouth. All right.
01:16:52
Liver says. Nope.
01:16:54
Thank you. That's.
01:16:56
Did you want expand on his?
01:16:57
Nope.
01:16:59
Sounds like my wife.
01:17:00
Anyway, Clifford Blaze says.
01:17:02
How so?
01:17:05
Again.
01:17:06
But, Well, I guess they're to their quest.
01:17:10
Oh, they're questioning the John the directly out of the Messiah mouth.
01:17:13
Nope. And then he said, how so?
01:17:15
And then he came back and said, straight from the Messiah,
01:17:19
Clifford Blaze, and again said it.
01:17:21
I think it's just I think that we start that again.
01:17:25
I think that's from Jesus and not from the father.
01:17:28
When the father judges, he cares.
01:17:30
If you have let him into your heart through Jesus to forgive your sins.
01:17:35
What your fellow man thinks is different.
01:17:39
I don't give a shit what my fellow man thinks I wasn't asking for.
01:17:41
Okay, to be clear, I was asking for when I was comparing forgiveness of sins
01:17:44
that wasn't from from man.
01:17:47
I'm not sure what he's saying there.
01:17:49
And I'm a New Testament Christian, so it's only Jesus.
01:17:53
I don't.
01:17:55
What's the big Christian?
01:17:57
I like that designation.
01:17:59
Yeah, I didn't what you see for the fucking,
01:18:02
New Testament bitch.
01:18:06
I am not Jew.
01:18:07
Not you, not you.
01:18:08
I said that that came out wrong.
01:18:11
The thief hired the thief.
01:18:13
No hire. You have to see.
01:18:16
These people are getting it.
01:18:17
Thank you. I feel like I've touched people.
01:18:19
Children, even long, so they might up seeking salvation, says the thief.
01:18:25
No higher than the level appropriate.
01:18:28
Get it?
01:18:29
I don't know what lol is because I'm a boomer.
01:18:32
I think he's making fun of Protestants.
01:18:34
I think that's what this is. I think
01:18:36
like lol
01:18:39
got it.
01:18:40
I think you do want to read some.
01:18:42
You should read some comments.
01:18:44
I should read some.
01:18:45
Oh yeah, if you can let a beautiful blond try I.
01:18:48
I didn't do very good grammar.
01:18:50
Okay. Hunter.
01:18:52
Hunter oh says
01:18:54
wasn't it laid out that there are already different punishments for different sins?
01:18:58
Am I missing something? And,
01:19:01
Engine Assassin
01:19:03
responds like the seven circles in Dante's Inferno in Hunter.
01:19:07
Oh, Hunter replies back, sort of. Yeah.
01:19:10
We got a new guy hopping in that said, what's this
01:19:13
guy's name is Sindhu in Sindhu.
01:19:15
And he says the kidney is sick.
01:19:18
The author wrote to humiliate the Earl.
01:19:20
Don't.
01:19:21
In real life.
01:19:22
In real life, I want to pay the kid to do all I would love to do.
01:19:27
Yeah.
01:19:27
And this invoice from the show budget that is acting a tear on my own.
01:19:33
Do the fans remember there's 20.
01:19:35
Oh my gosh.
01:19:36
Yeah, all the commas. He's got to go back.
01:19:38
Hear the voice here.
01:19:40
So that's a good time to run the divorce.
01:19:44
Not so happy talking Clifford Blades and Hunter.
01:19:47
Oh if you just happened to be watching please.
01:19:48
0103 rants stream that.
01:19:51
That'd be great.
01:19:51
I'll tell you, this debate argument.
01:19:54
We could we could split this up.
01:19:55
We could have one person. Yeah.
01:19:56
All right, I'll be Hunter or you be start with not in the Bible or I'll start with
01:20:00
you're not in the Bible. Then you can be. I'm Hunter.
01:20:02
Okay. Yeah.
01:20:03
Is it not reductive to argue that killing or abuse are equivalent
01:20:06
to using the Lord's name in vain, or being a nonbeliever?
01:20:10
I'm not sure how it would be reductive.
01:20:13
There are obviously two different things,
01:20:15
but they are both sins and sins is binary.
01:20:18
Sins is sin is binary.
01:20:20
Pardon me, I'm gonna hit the button because that's two times I said that
01:20:23
I deserve to fight a very,
01:20:26
very.
01:20:29
All right.
01:20:30
So I lost my, lost my.
01:20:32
Sure, sure.
01:20:34
But why would it be treated the same?
01:20:36
Why would punishment be the same?
01:20:37
It seems reductive.
01:20:39
Well, first I ask you what sin is and what the punishment versus reward is to sin.
01:20:44
To to turn away from God and to be virtuous is to turn to him.
01:20:50
That's a lot of twos.
01:20:51
And the reward is to be united and separated with God.
01:20:55
Well, I'm sorry, or let me start that again.
01:20:57
The reward is to be united or separated with God.
01:21:00
No, wait, I said that it's how can you be separated? So.
01:21:04
So you are saying hell is separation from God.
01:21:07
And as far as we know, nothing more.
01:21:12
Yes. It's impossible to know what that even really is.
01:21:15
It might even be a true annihilation.
01:21:18
We can't conceive it, since all that is good is a part of God.
01:21:24
Excuse me, I see.
01:21:25
I know others who believe the same.
01:21:27
I don't see myself using the Bible or organized religion to guide myself,
01:21:30
but I do think the book has a lot of good metaphors about self-actualization.
01:21:35
Oh, we got a new guy, Jesus,
01:21:38
who master?
01:21:42
It Dante's Inferno.
01:21:43
Yeah, but that's basically Bible fanfiction.
01:21:46
Ooh, that sounds like a Gary common, I know.
01:21:49
Yeah. Gary do the voice of Hoot Master.
01:21:52
Yeah. Gary. Come on, hit us with your mouth.
01:21:53
He can't scream.
01:21:54
Can you read it? Yeah. He needs a figurehead.
01:21:56
That's so that's one thing.
01:21:58
If you guys. There's a little donation down there.
01:22:00
If you guys could click a donate, we could buy Barry.
01:22:02
Barry a bigger screen.
01:22:05
Hockey?
01:22:06
No, I'm working on the, You guys much?
01:22:09
If you got so much shit to say, call him on the fucking show.
01:22:13
One, five, three rants.
01:22:15
Three.
01:22:15
Or if you're a little shy, you can comment.
01:22:18
You can text once you're,
01:22:20
once your lucrative, kooky business takes off.
01:22:23
Gary, I think you'll be able to afford it.
01:22:25
They agreed there.
01:22:30
Oh my goodness, are these the same?
01:22:33
This cookery business?
01:22:36
Cookery.
01:22:37
Okay, we got one right.
01:22:39
One more very important comment and then we'll move on.
01:22:43
Okay.
01:22:44
Oh man.
01:22:44
There's seven new comments on you, dude. Wow. What?
01:22:47
Wow. Okay, so blowing up.
01:22:48
I've come to the conclusion that people like to talk about dicks and religion.
01:22:54
Oh did anybody know that I. Right.
01:22:56
Time to sell my Mount Rushmore for sure.
01:22:59
This is all new to me.
01:23:03
All right.
01:23:03
My Mount Rushmore things.
01:23:05
And like Dixon, religion are a tie for first.
01:23:08
But there are no.
01:23:09
It's in Mount Rushmore. There.
01:23:11
Yeah, they're not for.
01:23:13
Yeah. Haha.
01:23:14
And that's there for you. Remember stuff.
01:23:17
The one thing for Mount Rushmore is they are not ranked one through four.
01:23:22
It is just, oh, they're all four.
01:23:26
I'm realizing at this
01:23:27
moment how many I think at that point that's a stinger.
01:23:30
At that point I am I missed jaws participation.
01:23:33
I'll say it.
01:23:35
It helps a lot.
01:23:37
I miss George, too.
01:23:38
I wonder if he's going to show up today.
01:23:40
Yeah. I'm like, I'm like.
01:23:41
I'm like, he's getting there long.
01:23:43
Like, no, wait, he's not going to.
01:23:44
Nobody's going to come near me.
01:23:46
And I'm so distracted. But the show is moving along.
01:23:48
We're doing just fine. You can give me. All right.
01:23:51
I'll hit him some more comments.
01:23:54
I'm a cheap ass. I can only make.
01:23:56
I can only add one two people on my plan.
01:23:59
It's okay. 116. Nothing.
01:24:01
I'm just saying that. Nothing personal.
01:24:02
Otherwise you. No, it's all right, I get it.
01:24:04
Plus, don't don't don't like you and go away to say you.
01:24:09
Yeah, I like forget it.
01:24:12
Forget I said anything. I'm sorry.
01:24:14
All right, so we got our tour.
01:24:16
I like kids.
01:24:17
Yeah, I was going to ask.
01:24:18
I feel like if you want to appeal to a more mainstream
01:24:22
audience, we're going to have to you a better hook
01:24:25
you up here.
01:24:26
So what are you what are your guys's
01:24:29
opinions on the the hockey player scam
01:24:32
that they're the.
01:24:36
While jurors wigging out and stuff.
01:24:37
Maybe you want to say. Yeah. Yeah.
01:24:39
Well, her tour became huge for saying her tour.
01:24:43
Like, I just can't even believe it.
01:24:45
Like I've said, more outrageous nonsense and I don't have a tiny
01:24:51
fraction of the popularity she has, so I,
01:24:54
hats off to her is because it was on a street drunk
01:24:58
at the wee hours where men happen to fantasize about people.
01:25:03
I've been drunk at the wee hours.
01:25:05
I'm not. I'm not.
01:25:07
I don't think you understand what I'm saying.
01:25:08
Then. Gary,
01:25:09
you're not a conventionally attractive, woman talking about, performing.
01:25:14
Yeah. You know, on a man. It did.
01:25:16
You know that's true.
01:25:18
You could try, I bet.
01:25:19
I bet if you if you pull off the exact same street.
01:25:22
In fact, you get some clip over there.
01:25:24
It looks like you're hock to end right now, so it's.
01:25:27
And it's doesn't have the same effect.
01:25:28
I assure you. Right.
01:25:31
I think this is the one playing her.
01:25:36
An advertisement for a bank.
01:25:39
On that one, I got other people.
01:25:42
Yeah.
01:25:42
The Bitcoin thing was so obvious.
01:25:44
I mean, everybody from, Is it Mike Paul?
01:25:47
She works with the same people
01:25:49
that the fucking troll brother Paul worked with when she got in trouble.
01:25:52
Two for the same shit.
01:25:54
Dave Portnoy, he just did it.
01:25:55
And he actually had the nerve to complain about a celebrity doing it.
01:25:59
They're all doing it. To be honest.
01:26:00
If I could do it, I might do it, because you can't.
01:26:05
That's not like calling up an old, an old,
01:26:07
an old senior citizen and stealing their social Security number.
01:26:10
Do. That's like, hey, give me your money.
01:26:12
And when we get a bunch of money,
01:26:15
we're going to take it, because that's what appear, you know, that's
01:26:17
what a crypto investment with it isn't an actual mining crypto.
01:26:20
That's what it always is going to be, where they're going to
01:26:24
give me your money.
01:26:26
If you can pull out at the right time, you can take advantage of it.
01:26:28
The problem is, is if you're not in control of it,
01:26:31
that almost never no, you're not going to go out, for that now.
01:26:36
Not in Ohio.
01:26:37
Well, I've been noticing a lot of advertising
01:26:40
for some sort of stock investment thing where you follow the leader,
01:26:44
so you're, you're buying and selling along with senators and crap.
01:26:48
Oh, yeah. Yeah. I was going to say that that sounds pretty dangerous.
01:26:50
But yeah, if they have inside information that sounds brilliant.
01:26:52
Now that they were following Pelosi doing that,
01:26:56
that's making a lot of money, right?
01:27:00
Bingo.
01:27:02
It sounds pretty apathetic. But they do.
01:27:04
They they these are people that spend $10 million to run a campaign to make 80 to,
01:27:09
you know, $200,000 that their job clearly they're making more money through
01:27:14
other means.
01:27:15
I like listening to the
01:27:17
sounds coming from jaws phone.
01:27:30
Like money.
01:27:30
God told Adam and Eve they are not to eat from the
01:27:36
the fruit from that particular tree in the middle of the Garden of Eden.
01:27:39
He said.
01:27:39
Because on that day you shall surely die.
01:27:43
I know people that think that that is exclusively
01:27:45
referring to homosexuality in the sort.
01:27:48
What?
01:27:50
Okay, I don't believe that.
01:27:52
I just heard people like, yeah, Eve sounds farfetched.
01:27:57
Oh, like like you can, you can you can have heterosexuals snap.
01:28:01
But then if but don't don't eat from that tree.
01:28:03
Referring to a metaphor of oh, okay,
01:28:07
maybe it's, I guess, I don't know, eating from the wrong tree.
01:28:11
I get it,
01:28:12
even though I agree with the premise, I disagreed with.
01:28:17
We know that.
01:28:17
We know Leonidas Invictus, don't we?
01:28:20
Or is this from last week? I think this is from last week.
01:28:23
This comment I see he does watch that was a test.
01:28:25
Yeah. Ooh I did I pass.
01:28:29
Yeah. Yes.
01:28:30
Let's go.
01:28:31
We go back I didn't
01:28:34
oh drones back.
01:28:35
Oh yeah I don't think he is not in real life.
01:28:39
No. Okay. So he's out in the boondocks.
01:28:42
We can tie up the, we're in the jaws.
01:28:45
German. Da da da da.
01:28:47
I can't yeah, he's he's gone again.
01:28:49
We got to tell you the comments.
01:28:52
Oh, so where is he?
01:28:53
Gone? Is the answer.
01:28:56
Now, Jesus Christ, hat hats.
01:28:59
I sure would actually.
01:29:02
Probably more, translate to today's name.
01:29:07
Joshua.
01:29:09
Not Jesus, but Joshua.
01:29:11
And Christ just means anointed or anointed one.
01:29:15
And the way they anointed people back in the day was they doused them in oil.
01:29:20
So I if I say oily, Josh, you know, I'm talking about Jesus Christ.
01:29:25
So beat manufacturing says I don't think it would benefit anyone
01:29:29
to call the only possible sacrifice capable of covering your sins.
01:29:33
Oily.
01:29:34
Josh, it doesn't matter
01:29:37
that we call him Jesus and his name was Yeshua because
01:29:41
everyone knows who we're talking about when we say Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ.
01:29:47
See what? What about oily Josh?
01:29:50
Criticizing a translation is nonsense is a nonsensical attack
01:29:54
against the legitimacy of the only religion where God came here
01:29:57
to save you from eternal separation from him, you dumb ass.
01:30:02
I added that last part.
01:30:04
Oh, I like the dumb ass part.
01:30:06
Yeah, you're gonna right now because you could be arrested.
01:30:10
You're right.
01:30:11
This is.
01:30:11
This is my new favorite comment this week from night.
01:30:14
Twink. Twink 7861.
01:30:18
Sometimes I wonder why I listen to rubbish.
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My bad. Oh. Wait, this is this here.
01:30:59
I think God forgives the f word more than he would forgive.
01:31:03
Moose. So we already went through that.
01:31:05
I'm gonna play the clip again because it was on TikTok,
01:31:06
but these are now the YouTube comments for the same clip.
01:31:08
The concept that God would be concerned with swearing or loose women.
01:31:12
Disgusting terminology, by the way. How so?
01:31:16
I thought he was putting it.
01:31:17
I'm really in the age.
01:31:19
Yeah, I could think of a lot worse words.
01:31:23
All right.
01:31:24
So loose women, disgusting terminology, by the way, in an age
01:31:27
and world like this is almost laughable.
01:31:30
God knows you're no good.
01:31:32
Your mistakes.
01:31:33
I love and loves you regardless.
01:31:36
Preaching otherwise is what's driving people away
01:31:38
from religion.
01:31:41
Really?
01:31:42
Because.
01:31:45
Never mind.
01:31:46
I was going. I was literally say what drove me away from religion.
01:31:48
But I'll say that that's a whole realm for another day,
01:31:52
okay?
01:31:53
Brandon Wedge 6079
01:31:56
says God still disapproves of those things, but agreed.
01:31:59
There are still many more physical, destructive things to one's body
01:32:03
that some may do.
01:32:07
I still, again, I wasn't talking from our perspective
01:32:10
or rate rating one how how it affects you for the
01:32:13
from the flesh that I was talking about in God's eyes.
01:32:16
Yeah.
01:32:17
And a sin is a sin is a sin is a sin.
01:32:19
Period.
01:32:20
And you can disagree with me.
01:32:21
And, you know, I think my holy woman thing is the the
01:32:24
this woman thing isn't so much about her beating up her vagina.
01:32:28
It's the fact that she's going to get pregnant
01:32:30
and then the child is going to suffer is really the yeah, the kid became
01:32:36
in I talked
01:32:37
about you made a disgusting talk about a loose vagina woman.
01:32:40
Sorry for talking over you. Go ahead.
01:32:42
Oh, yeah.
01:32:43
Yeah, yeah, I'm talking about the the wrestler.
01:32:45
Paige. The what?
01:32:47
She had the videos and she's using literally, like,
01:32:50
like a hand pump mechanism to, like, stretcher it all out.
01:32:53
And she's all Google it. I mean, don't show it. Oh, shit.
01:32:56
Look at this.
01:32:56
Fuck the fuck is this? God damn it.
01:33:00
It's all right.
01:33:00
Yeah. You. No, you could rant.
01:33:03
People abuse their holes in many ways, but, that's not what I was talking about.
01:33:09
Fuck you.
01:33:09
Varg.
01:33:13
What the fuck, dude?
01:33:14
Are you man?
01:33:16
Sorry.
01:33:18
Can you guys see the heart?
01:33:20
Yeah. Well, I mean, like.
01:33:22
No, because, you know, that's like an oxymoron. That's like.
01:33:24
Are you awake?
01:33:25
Okay. My.
01:33:26
No, no no, wait.
01:33:28
Not okay. Continue with the comment. I know where I was going with that.
01:33:30
Okay.
01:33:31
So the other comment, this one is sin is a sin.
01:33:33
A drop of water.
01:33:35
And they said and
01:33:37
Andre Stevenson says sin is not just a sin.
01:33:41
As human beings we punish people differently.
01:33:43
Again, as human beings
01:33:46
sinning against you the way you accept sin can be very different.
01:33:51
That's true.
01:33:51
I wasn't talking about that.
01:33:52
We were talking about the way God
01:33:55
or whoever, that if that existed, it was from a creator's point of view.
01:33:58
It wasn't from my point of view anyways.
01:34:00
It was like, maybe we should have more context.
01:34:02
These 32nd clips.
01:34:04
Alex.
01:34:06
And now you can make them longer these days.
01:34:09
Yeah, but see, the short ones seem to go good
01:34:11
because YouTube and TikTok will tell you exactly when people click off.
01:34:15
You always bless you.
01:34:17
It's always within seven seconds.
01:34:20
I think unless it's really engaging,
01:34:24
Alex says.
01:34:24
Is this true? Though?
01:34:26
All sins, big
01:34:27
and small, disqualify a person for entering heaven by their own deeds.
01:34:31
Bingo.
01:34:32
But not all sins are equally breaches in the eyes of the Lord
01:34:36
in reference to the rewards or lack thereof.
01:34:39
Once a person enters heaven, a Christian who commits murder will be treated
01:34:43
differently by God than a Christian who conquers in a manner described
01:34:46
by the spirit in the letter to the churches and revelations.
01:34:52
I'm not familiar with that particular passage in revelations.
01:34:55
What you're referring.
01:34:58
But oh, I thought as long as you were for as long as you
01:35:01
sought forgiveness, then.
01:35:04
Yeah, sure, regardless if you like.
01:35:05
Yeah, exactly.
01:35:07
Basically, every year you raped and killed a baby.
01:35:10
My religious upbringing, it says you just ask God for forgiveness,
01:35:13
and it's granted if you mean it, you know, I mean, you can't just go sin.
01:35:16
There's all these weird little rules about it.
01:35:18
You can't do it and do it, you know, repeatedly.
01:35:22
You must.
01:35:22
Yeah. You have to be genuinely. Yeah. Right. So
01:35:26
he never says, oh, you got to repent more for that sin.
01:35:29
The Catholic Church invented that stuff when they started charging like a menu
01:35:32
for your level of sin. That's the only thing where that comes from.
01:35:34
I believe. A
01:35:37
nice blinker that's not annoying at all.
01:35:41
I apathetic for draw.
01:35:42
Oh wait, I would only say that again.
01:35:43
I said that when already Jesus name was gonna be Gary
01:35:47
until Mary stubbed her toe.
01:35:51
Right.
01:35:52
Jesus Christ, that's funny.
01:35:59
You know, here's a I don't this religious
01:36:00
this this religious direction making me do all the work and hoping.
01:36:03
And I know this is a tactic to make me actually open the Bible if you ever see.
01:36:07
Yeah.
01:36:07
If somebody just quotes a Bible passage and doesn't say what it is,
01:36:11
that's the whole point.
01:36:12
You're up in the Bible, get engaged and just read, read, read.
01:36:15
He says, this is wrong.
01:36:16
And I'm supposed to look at Matthew 1231, but joke's on you.
01:36:19
I'm not going to do that because we don't read on the show
01:36:22
after we just reading
01:36:23
aloud, after we just read for 45 minutes.
01:36:27
And the final comment is the final comment.
01:36:30
I need to find this.
01:36:31
If I can find it, can I find it?
01:36:34
It's hard to concentrate with that jeopardy music going on in the background.
01:36:40
I don't think I'm going to find it.
01:36:41
I may just have to pass.
01:36:43
Damn it, I need another drop. Guy.
01:36:47
Oh well.
01:36:48
Oh yeah.
01:36:51
The final comment is on this one.
01:36:53
I mean, I heard a comparison that Elon Musk now has your Social Security number.
01:36:58
So does every $18 an hour DMV employee.
01:37:01
What is he going to do?
01:37:02
Yeah. Yeah.
01:37:04
I mean, I'll be I'll be blunt.
01:37:06
Who's sending rockets in the space and catching them with a fucking thing?
01:37:09
Like, what does he give a fuck about my Social Security number?
01:37:12
I'm pretty.
01:37:13
So obviously he could give a fuck because any kind of data is worth money nowadays.
01:37:17
That just that. That being said.
01:37:18
But yeah, he probably does not care.
01:37:20
But that's like people saying I'm getting hacked.
01:37:22
I'm like, what do you think that they have on your computer?
01:37:23
They're hacking banks. They're not hacking you.
01:37:25
I'm pretty sure right now, at this moment, I have access to everyone.
01:37:29
So true story two security number.
01:37:32
Yeah. What what what's your point?
01:37:35
What's your point, Gary?
01:37:36
You can just make up a number and it's probably some sort of security number.
01:37:40
And the comment was from
01:37:43
long lost shirtless Joe.
01:37:46
Oh yeah.
01:37:47
5844 says
01:37:50
you're as in you created that.
01:37:53
Doesn't the Social Security Administration provide instructions
01:37:56
not to be used as identification?
01:37:59
And yes, it sure the fuck does?
01:38:01
Joe Moore 5844, otherwise known as Shirtless Joe, isn't it? Wow.
01:38:07
Everybody ignores that.
01:38:08
And we use the social Security number as a pseudo national ID number.
01:38:13
But you're right.
01:38:14
And so here's a little bit of,
01:38:17
The more, you know,
01:38:21
like, for example, your cable company says what's the last four of your.
01:38:25
So you can actually, during business hours, go through this huge rigamarole
01:38:28
and insist that they put a pin number or a passphrase or a password,
01:38:32
and every company will have to remove your Social Security number
01:38:35
from their records.
01:38:36
There's only one person, one agency on this entire planet
01:38:40
that should have your Social Security number beside you.
01:38:43
Anybody know who that is?
01:38:44
Because an Internal Revenue Service, the Social Security Agency.
01:38:50
Brilliant. They will be needing.
01:38:52
Even the IRS shouldn't use that. They should come up with.
01:38:54
I mean, I guess they have to know. So either.
01:38:56
Yeah, they're using as right as a tax ID they're not using it as a
01:39:00
to to collect your Social Security number down the road.
01:39:03
You're right Joe I love that comment.
01:39:05
The Social Security number is so misused.
01:39:07
Here's another fun fact.
01:39:09
Up until I think 2011,
01:39:12
if you if you got your Social Security
01:39:14
number issued when you were a baby, the first three would be the same.
01:39:17
Or depending on what state and what year, the first three would be the same.
01:39:21
So if you got that information from somebody
01:39:23
and the last four which is out there everywhere, all you have to
01:39:26
guess is the middle two, which takes minutes if not seconds,
01:39:30
minutes if you do it manually, seconds if you have the computer, do it right.
01:39:33
So a lot of, you know, a lot of people's information that just the number don't
01:39:36
you need like everything else to like
01:39:40
you have to go to the name and you'd have to like, oh, ask a criminal.
01:39:44
I have no idea. Yeah.
01:39:46
I've never stolen an identity. You've never done anything wrong.
01:39:48
You've never done anything wrong. Ever.
01:39:51
That's not.
01:39:52
I don't.
01:39:54
I'm not a crook.
01:39:56
I sure have.
01:39:57
I believe we've done our legal on this show.
01:39:59
During this show, we've done stuff illegal.
01:40:01
Yeah. Like right now. Yes. 100%.
01:40:04
But that doesn't have to do that.
01:40:06
I haven't stolen it.
01:40:07
I don't need anyone's Social Security number.
01:40:11
Just because I said I had access to them doesn't mean I.
01:40:13
I've even looked at them.
01:40:15
And and the reason I said that was the rest of this clip.
01:40:18
I don't care.
01:40:19
Just so you know, just a few months ago, every U.S.
01:40:22
citizen Social Security number was leaked.
01:40:25
Yeah, they've been leaked.
01:40:27
There's a website you can go to check it out.
01:40:29
Don't the name don't.
01:40:33
It's leaked with everything
01:40:35
being a it being an IT security.
01:40:38
Whatever, dude, to ensure like that, when it comes to the.
01:40:49
Entire.
01:40:52
Do you feel like there's
01:40:53
a need right now or you're aware
01:40:56
having the, the, the identity theft insurance type shit
01:41:02
is going to be just the everyday thing that person
01:41:05
is going to have, you know, assume absolute waste of money.
01:41:09
So if you look at those things, they're not any type of insurance.
01:41:12
So if you really you need to get lost in omission insurance
01:41:14
to protect your, your property, even your identity property,
01:41:18
all those places do is alert you, hey, we found your shit and you're fucked.
01:41:23
And then you're like, what?
01:41:24
They go back there like, we're an alert.
01:41:26
You don't really need any help. You.
01:41:30
They help you redeem or whatever.
01:41:32
You're back at all.
01:41:33
That shit you can do totally for free on your own with like three layers.
01:41:38
You get a decent, some of my credit cards do have, like,
01:41:42
fraud protection stuff kind of built in, like I get whenever drawn or touched
01:41:48
in my account, even, like it's I'm alerted immediately, but it's always me.
01:41:53
Anyways, once you have an alert, every time you get touched.
01:41:57
Yeah, yeah.
01:41:58
So that's what I just heard of.
01:42:00
For for what it's worth, people, like, ask for my social security number,
01:42:04
and they like, they'll give you stuff if you give it to them.
01:42:07
So, yeah, I understand what the issue is. True. Yeah. Yeah.
01:42:10
I really don't pay with cash, though.
01:42:12
You have to get gift cards.
01:42:14
That's the only legitimate way to pay for that Google Play gift, people.
01:42:17
That's the future of commerce.
01:42:20
The green card coming for.
01:42:23
You're going to need $1,050 gift cards, please.
01:42:25
And the target guy is going to try to talk you out of it and ask for what purpose?
01:42:29
But you tell him it's for your family and your child
01:42:32
that is either at college or your child's grandchild.
01:42:38
Yeah.
01:42:38
Okay,
01:42:40
I'll do that.
01:42:41
So that's funny.
01:42:41
I'm making fun of that funny grim.
01:42:44
I have ten clients that are very, very old or seniors, tens of
01:42:49
I mean, not even very, very older seniors, very older seniors, because there's.
01:42:54
Dude, I'm 67, right?
01:42:56
I'm a senior.
01:42:58
But there's older seniors like, in their 90s,
01:43:01
and three of them
01:43:03
fell for that.
01:43:04
I genuinely fell for that stuff.
01:43:06
And one of them got gift cards.
01:43:09
Oh, man.
01:43:11
And a dude I literally have sent out
01:43:14
two tweets for my business for that particular
01:43:16
for my customer segment for support like that.
01:43:18
Two tweets in my entire two Twitter life.
01:43:21
One was, hey, here's my new phone number.
01:43:23
And two was this long spiel saying, exactly, do not do that.
01:43:27
Every time I talk to them, I always say, hey, I'm not.
01:43:30
I don't mean to insult you, but I want you to know
01:43:32
that Microsoft, anyone no one will ever call you.
01:43:36
Even if the president calls, you say, can I have your number?
01:43:39
I don't say, can I have your number?
01:43:40
Look up their number and call them right back.
01:43:42
It's the safest way to get around that.
01:43:44
Nobody will ever call you, email or text. You.
01:43:49
Sorry, I didn't mean to get
01:43:49
serious for a second, but.
01:43:55
I should for rant.
01:43:57
Got Syria.
01:43:59
It is a safe place to rant.
01:44:03
All right, so do we want to talk
01:44:04
disc golf or we do want to go over to
01:44:07
oh, we were going to play.
01:44:08
Oh, wait. Voice mail I do love.
01:44:10
Oh yeah.
01:44:11
So we could we could keep postponing that.
01:44:14
I keep I on people.
01:44:17
I would probably sometimes you just get so emotional.
01:44:26
Was it.
01:44:27
Hey did he start?
01:44:28
Was he cried? I thought he started crying for a second.
01:44:30
No, no I was.
01:44:32
Hey, guys, it's the kid.
01:44:34
So, I looked at the topic,
01:44:38
which is, which is a f f.
01:44:41
That's a bit,
01:44:42
I don't know anybody smart enough to know what that means.
01:44:45
So, I was the smartest guy I know.
01:44:49
They've, what it means, and he.
01:44:53
He told me. Oh.
01:44:59
Nothing.
01:45:00
He a retarded in the mouth from here.
01:45:04
Or maybe he just had that, a total lack of interest or concern.
01:45:10
Which is just weird.
01:45:11
Especially when when doing a job.
01:45:13
I mean, like, such as the one at our motto.
01:45:15
Well, beer making love.
01:45:20
I try to bring this up.
01:45:21
The eggs are, And they said they would fire me if I kept speaking up.
01:45:26
I don't know. Yeah.
01:45:28
I don't feel like going public with this information.
01:45:31
But, like, voicing concerns on, on in some type of video or audio format.
01:45:36
I don't think I can go to jail or fired
01:45:39
for just speaking the, the truth
01:45:42
and bring in the issues that Mooney may been ignoring, right?
01:45:46
I mean, I think some people might call it whistle blowing.
01:45:51
My cousin had a dog named whistle.
01:45:53
It went well.
01:45:55
Never.
01:45:56
My, Well, anyway, my girlfriend and I need to go call each other mother,
01:46:01
before her daddy gets home from prison this afternoon.
01:46:05
Him and her have a special date.
01:46:08
Not playing, and he got a hotel and everything.
01:46:12
I mean, we're both virgins, and we'll be that way
01:46:16
until the church gives me the good old thumbs up.
01:46:20
I mean, he had given me a few
01:46:23
other fingers, before, but two thumbs up.
01:46:26
He never the thumb.
01:46:28
Well, I got to go. The the ball.
01:46:31
A little party.
01:46:35
Like, that was weird.
01:46:38
Well, you know, I was gonna.
01:46:40
I left that voicemail.
01:46:41
I just wanted to,
01:46:43
you know, catch up, see what was going on.
01:46:44
And then I figured, you know, I've got some free time. I'll call it.
01:46:51
But, yeah.
01:46:54
So did we lose Gary, I think.
01:46:57
Yeah.
01:46:58
Gary might have died.
01:47:02
And draw.
01:47:03
Great.
01:47:04
All right.
01:47:04
I'm going to play this then.
01:47:06
Daniel is pre bottle, alcohol.
01:47:09
Oh, shit. I stopped at the wrong spot.
01:47:12
What did you do to, what did you do to to where you needed to get sobriety?
01:47:18
How did you know that you had hit bottom?
01:47:21
Ooh. Slow burn.
01:47:22
I think being an alcoholic at 15 was probably the first, like.
01:47:27
Holy shit. How long? What made you start it?
01:47:29
What the dog doing? I'm from Florida.
01:47:32
I feel maybe I should have done that material.
01:47:35
You guys should have connected.
01:47:37
This is going somewhere.
01:47:38
On what your first drink was.
01:47:40
Okay.
01:47:42
Do you remember? Like a ride
01:47:44
at the time when you're 15 and you're doing this is kind of like,
01:47:47
okay, you're cool, older, and you're talking about this?
01:47:50
You couldn't seem like any more of a dipshit in a piece of shit, like,
01:47:53
you're a moron.
01:47:54
Like, even just like, hey, hey, yeah, let's get off. Fuck.
01:47:57
That was like, oh, yeah, that's fucking more
01:47:59
that's a great way to segue into my segment.
01:48:01
That's exactly what I was going to ask you guys.
01:48:03
What is your first drink ever?
01:48:06
I don't I don't mean like, I don't mean like a sip your dad's beer or whatever.
01:48:09
Like, what was the first
01:48:11
you don't know.
01:48:11
You don't remember you.
01:48:12
Probably because the not knowing.
01:48:16
Not knowing what?
01:48:17
But knowing that it's like 20 bucks for
01:48:20
vodka.
01:48:23
I remember my first, my first love was Yeager.
01:48:26
So, Have you ever had any alcohol as a kid?
01:48:34
My second. Well, I'm not I'm not old enough.
01:48:37
I didn't think so.
01:48:38
No. Of course true.
01:48:39
No. And I grew up in a he grew up in a dry county.
01:48:42
Drank Tito's first turkey back in Montana.
01:48:45
It's a dry county, Montana.
01:48:48
Gary, you remember your first?
01:48:51
It was.
01:48:51
Well, the sip was, was Pabst Blue Ribbon,
01:48:56
and but my first old beer was Michelob Light.
01:49:01
You, me and, Luke.
01:49:03
Grandma hooked me up with the beer.
01:49:05
Yeah. You see, actually, so.
01:49:07
So our parents didn't find out. We didn't just go to one liquor cabinet.
01:49:10
We went to both parents liquor cabinets and filled up this literally,
01:49:14
like the jug, you know, like who, who, who, who kind of jug,
01:49:17
you know, with a half inch of everything.
01:49:19
Dark, light, creamy. Not.
01:49:22
What era are you from? So nasty.
01:49:25
The 80s,
01:49:27
late 70s, early aughts.
01:49:28
Anyways. Yoga.
01:49:29
Three X's written on the side or what, I guess. Yes.
01:49:32
Yes, exactly. That's exactly what it was.
01:49:35
But it was the most disgusting thing.
01:49:37
And I think, I think that your first drink is very important
01:49:39
because I don't think that's why I drink it.
01:49:41
It was such a bad experience.
01:49:43
Oh, mine was Lynchburg Lemonade, made by Jack Daniels.
01:49:48
It was pre bottled, alcohol.
01:49:51
And my older brothers let me have one when we were Frisbee golfing.
01:49:54
Oh, there it is.
01:49:55
I was 13 Frisbee golf.
01:49:57
It's just golfing.
01:49:59
And, Yeah, I liked the way that it made me
01:50:02
feel.
01:50:05
Disc golfing and, Yeah,
01:50:08
they should have put frisbees on the trademark.
01:50:12
I said red, red, laughing,
01:50:15
a very fancy Estonian feel, a full jogging suit.
01:50:19
The same exact thing.
01:50:20
You just came from a badminton tournament.
01:50:23
What the hell's going on? Denton?
01:50:25
Yeah. It's not cool.
01:50:26
Tony is infatuated with this golf lately.
01:50:29
I love apartment. I don't know,
01:50:33
what are some big Estonian sports?
01:50:34
They don't have badminton there.
01:50:36
No, we have like. Oh, this.
01:50:38
Oh my God.
01:50:39
One time I said on this podcast
01:50:41
that we don't have any athletes and all the Estonians lost their mind.
01:50:44
We have a female this this golf.
01:50:47
Oh, yeah.
01:50:48
Oh, what a sport. Yeah.
01:50:51
This is a big disc golf.
01:50:53
That's that's a sport.
01:50:56
Tony sticks up for it.
01:50:57
Oh. Have you ever played it?
01:50:59
Yeah, I tried it.
01:51:01
Wow, what an experience you did it with like
01:51:04
the heavy disc and everything and people that knew what they were doing.
01:51:07
Yeah. It's boring.
01:51:11
I think it's cool.
01:51:11
Walk around nature like an asshole with my little discus.
01:51:14
Even read band just said he thinks it's a cool sport his red man loves.
01:51:18
That's.
01:51:24
Wow, I
01:51:25
that's messed up, man.
01:51:28
Making fun of disc golf.
01:51:30
That's making me angry.
01:51:33
Making fun of things is fun.
01:51:35
Okay.
01:51:36
You wouldn't like the kids making fun.
01:51:38
Oh. You want.
01:51:39
So I'm giving my last gift.
01:51:41
Disc golf. Gift of clip.
01:51:42
Is there anything gayer than a black. Hello?
01:51:44
They have to wait right now. Yes, yes.
01:51:47
Yeah, probably.
01:51:48
There's a few things in, of course, with the nuts and guys.
01:51:50
Okay. Here, man.
01:51:51
The point remains, disc golf.
01:51:55
Farting. No making a sound.
01:51:57
I like the like.
01:51:58
That's why I have the.
01:52:02
Disc golf is good.
01:52:02
I didn't know that.
01:52:03
Wow. Oh.
01:52:05
Oh, did you guys get out there before?
01:52:08
I'm sure there are people out there today.
01:52:10
Okay. We've gotten. Oh, yeah, for sure.
01:52:14
It was so nice.
01:52:16
It was beautiful.
01:52:19
And we got game.
01:52:20
Well, it's past the kids bedtime, so.
01:52:23
Oh, okay.
01:52:25
Yeah. The yelling at them.
01:52:27
Yeah. Thank you.
01:52:28
She's like, put that device away.
01:52:29
You've had too much screen time. The kids.
01:52:31
Yeah.
01:52:32
No, I it's supposed to be an hour a day and I've been on for
01:52:36
least longer than an hour.
01:52:37
I'm in trouble.
01:52:38
She calls him to the kid.
01:52:40
Yeah. Don't die.
01:52:42
She loves my mom. Calls. You guys don't,
01:52:44
Please. Yeah, yeah, I'll tell you.
01:52:46
All I do do do do any of you guys do Boy Scouts?
01:52:49
Can I get a scout's honor?
01:52:51
I was, I'm pretty good boy scouts.
01:52:55
I didn't I wasn't in Boy Scouts America.
01:52:58
I was in the Indian guys. Oh, yeah?
01:53:01
Yeah, Britney.
01:53:01
It wasn't. It's the girls. But he does Boy Scouts.
01:53:06
A brownies.
01:53:07
One of those was true, but the other one,
01:53:11
the brownie
01:53:13
I got up to we blows too.
01:53:15
So I take I take my Boy Scouts very serious.
01:53:17
So I was a wee blow.
01:53:18
I was a Weeble. I blew as well.
01:53:21
I was all right, I never do, I never wanted to, I wasn't, I wasn't gay,
01:53:24
but I wanted we were okay, I was I blow, I wasn't, I blow.
01:53:27
Yeah I was the Cubs game boy boy scout.
01:53:30
Once you got the Boy Scout, you got gay.
01:53:32
Yeah.
01:53:32
Well, we blows
01:53:33
two is a lot straighter than disc golf because we heard that from Steven Crowder.
01:53:38
Just golf was gay, so.
01:53:39
Well, yeah, it's even comes a weirdo too.
01:53:42
Well, I'm not going to argue that.
01:53:45
All right, have fun with the podcast like this.
01:53:48
Or, you know, kid, I'm not going to argue that this is the last.
01:53:52
Yeah. Thank you.
01:53:54
Please call any time checking. Right.
01:53:55
We'll do anything. Guys.
01:53:57
I'm the kid.
01:54:00
I'm like that one on top.
01:54:05
I couldn't have enjoyed that.
01:54:07
The more he warms the cockles of my heart, I swear that was the actual kid.
01:54:12
The only thing I'm disappointed that there's that we could witness
01:54:14
the hair.
01:54:18
No, he.
01:54:18
He had a camera. I know there's a camera right there.
01:54:21
He just didn't want to do it right.
01:54:22
Yeah. He's taking everyone.
01:54:24
So surely one complainer be dicks about it now, would we?
01:54:27
That's not our style.
01:54:29
No, I'm looking for some, but I'll.
01:54:31
I'll it on them after the fact. Oh, sure.
01:54:35
Oh. We'll
01:54:36
set them up and then make fun of them just for the fun of it.
01:54:39
Since the pictures of the hair and the pictures,
01:54:43
that's not something you want to hear.
01:54:45
In fact. Oh.
01:54:49
Oh, man, I'm so sorry.
01:54:50
Fuck starts a conversation like that.
01:54:54
You're all on your own for drops to the.
01:54:58
I'm busy, I'll tell you that I.
01:55:00
Yeah, I you forgot.
01:55:02
I jumped off the phone.
01:55:04
This is the only thing I could find.
01:55:06
A relatively connected apathy that I could mash up.
01:55:09
And I don't know what the fuck it is to.
01:55:16
Let me know if you know it again.
01:55:17
Like the kid from the second cousin.
01:55:19
Oh, wait a second.
01:55:20
Now I remember what I liked about it
01:55:22
and the Segway.
01:55:23
Did you hear how he started his line? Oh oh.
01:55:36
Because you
01:55:38
do it like the kid.
01:55:40
Oh, watch him in the.
01:55:43
Tried to do it like the kid came up to me.
01:55:47
No one does it like the kids up.
01:55:50
He tried.
01:55:51
We had a show about that.
01:55:53
When you try, you try to succeed, to fail.
01:55:56
It's a bit of fun and
01:56:00
I. I don't think he brought a proof.
01:56:03
No, man, we can get cheap viewers on this dream do that.
01:56:07
But you got to remove the space.
01:56:09
I got right on that.
01:56:11
About the only thing we get from Twitch is bots.
01:56:13
We can only afford to do the last one
01:56:16
on the way up for us.
01:56:19
They never get him for the meta.
01:56:21
But if you.
01:56:23
If you don't choke up.
01:56:26
If I get a.
01:56:29
Seat.
01:56:29
I mean, I didn't know you didn't know me.
01:56:31
So I just don't want to be on the street.
01:56:34
It's a funny.
01:56:36
I feel like I'm
01:56:40
in the kids a million.
01:56:43
You don't of to.
01:56:47
Me? I feel like if you the.
01:57:02
Oh, it just keeps going.
01:57:03
For some reason, they're.
01:57:05
I love that science.
01:57:06
Quite all right.
01:57:09
It's great.
01:57:10
We didn't even play this.
01:57:11
I should play this while we're just add it to.
01:57:13
Okay.
01:57:14
We missed this from last week.
01:57:24
It was the Army.
01:57:29
I don't think it's the zombies.
01:57:33
I can't take another.
01:57:35
Oh, try
01:57:38
it then. I.
01:57:41
Oh, you see, you gotta be cool to be like.
01:57:47
I mean,
01:57:49
right there line is you guys,
01:57:54
are you baby? I.
01:58:14
Can't
01:58:16
you should explain
01:58:19
this.
01:58:20
You got to be.
01:58:25
Like.
01:58:32
This cool is the truth.
01:58:33
I'll take it over.
01:58:34
Kindness every time you can see it.
01:58:37
I mean, if the truth is cool, I don't like taking myself up the ground.
01:58:44
You. I sit back down.
01:58:47
Oh, 80s videos were so fun, weren't they
01:58:52
that great?
01:58:53
You got to be cool to be kind.
01:58:55
You grew to be.
01:58:58
But it's still very.
01:59:15
Well,
01:59:18
there's supposed to be sound on that.
01:59:19
There's no sound, is there?
01:59:21
No, there is not
01:59:23
just engine noise.
01:59:26
What do you think about that
01:59:29
matter, baby?
01:59:30
It's a baby.
01:59:32
Oh, well, you know what?
01:59:33
I hold on so I can't see that you know how I'm at such a.
01:59:35
Oh, we'll get a closer look.
01:59:38
I mean, it can't be right.
01:59:42
So it has not moved its head left or right.
01:59:44
It hasn't moved anything.
01:59:47
But I mean, that's awesome for the reaction,
01:59:51
right?
01:59:52
There's no I mean, dad's being dad's father's parenting guardian.
01:59:55
Oh, wait, you can see it right at the end.
01:59:58
Yeah.
02:00:01
See, it's hand to.
02:00:01
All right, I got it.
02:00:02
Yeah, I feel better.
02:00:05
I really I had to prove that to myself.
02:00:08
It's hand is, is sticking up in it does not move.
02:00:13
Oh. All right.
02:00:16
Very realistic doll.
02:00:18
Yeah. Looking at me like it's the.
02:00:20
And George show little fucking shoot cameras turn sideways all vertical.
02:00:25
I mean, you feel better, honestly.
02:00:26
Like, who gives a shit?
02:00:27
What are you going to do? Is like, what? It.
02:00:29
Because I'm a human being and they're human beings.
02:00:31
I have some attachment
02:00:33
as a human being.
02:00:35
I feel better knowing that it wasn't real sorry.
02:00:39
Somebody was. It was.
02:00:41
It was being black because it was.
02:00:42
I don't know what I would do.
02:00:43
So apathetic of you?
02:00:46
Well, I've played videos of animals dealing each other
02:00:49
and, you know, you know, feel the same way about that.
02:00:52
I've sent some animal videos in for the show today.
02:00:55
I'm not an animal. I'm not.
02:00:58
You know, I am.
02:01:01
I 3 a.m..
02:01:04
So, you know, when Amelia.
02:01:08
I'm sorry.
02:01:09
My having a stroke.
02:01:09
Did you just say animal name? And Alia.
02:01:12
Sure.
02:01:14
What is it that you said?
02:01:15
Kingdom Animalia.
02:01:17
You are an animal.
02:01:19
I think he means beastly.
02:01:21
No. No.
02:01:24
You ever figure out where is. No.
02:01:28
But now that I can see the curtains, I know.
02:01:30
Yeah, those those are Ohio curtains.
02:01:33
He's at a hotel.
02:01:35
No, I think
02:01:36
he's in, Montana visiting the kid.
02:01:39
Hey, let's get a moving faster.
02:01:48
Your large flag.
02:01:52
You got anything?
02:01:52
Should I talk? No.
02:01:54
Why would you play an expecting to have something like that?
02:01:58
I was hoping I said hurry up.
02:02:01
I'm a divorced and remarried man with two teenage daughters.
02:02:04
My ex-wife has custody of my girls. One the away.
02:02:07
I see them as often as time as the court allows.
02:02:10
Two months during the summer, a week during
02:02:13
winter break and rotating Thanksgivings, etc.
02:02:16
both of my daughters are failing miserably in school,
02:02:19
but I am most concerned about my youngest daughter.
02:02:22
She's 13 and is rebelling badly.
02:02:24
I recently spoke with the principal at school
02:02:27
and was told she puts forth zero effort.
02:02:29
She arrives at school unclean.
02:02:31
The fellow students have complained
02:02:32
about the way she smells and she blames her actions on my absence.
02:02:36
I blame my father.
02:02:38
This devastates.
02:02:39
This devastates me. Sorry.
02:02:40
This devastates me, he says.
02:02:42
I've always tried my best
02:02:44
to make her understand that she was not any part of the reason.
02:02:47
Her mother and I divorced.
02:02:49
I try to call her often.
02:02:51
My biggest problem is I'm not good at casual conversation and idle chit chat.
02:02:54
Generally, when we talk, we end up sitting silent, sitting in silence
02:02:58
until one of us says, well, I got to go.
02:03:01
That's on him. Wow.
02:03:02
My question is, how do I get better at talking
02:03:04
to my baby girl so I can let baby baby girl
02:03:08
so I can let her know how important she is to me?
02:03:11
Saying got to go in Florida or allegorical
02:03:16
that your.
02:03:19
You're having trouble speaking to a 13 year old girl.
02:03:22
I mean I, I can't relate to a 13 year old girl so I have trouble as well.
02:03:28
But talking. You are a girl.
02:03:30
You start talking.
02:03:32
It's a really is that I would say,
02:03:35
I would say the reason why you need help or whatever.
02:03:39
You don't know how to connect with
02:03:40
whatever 13 year old girl is that you don't you don't care.
02:03:44
That's why.
02:03:45
That's why I because you and that's for sure.
02:03:48
And that's where she gets it.
02:03:49
That literally was teen.
02:03:51
Rebelling through apathy is challenge for dad to reach.
02:03:54
And they should have said that also has apathy.
02:03:57
Although he really does care.
02:03:59
He just doesn't have the tools. He doesn't.
02:04:01
He wants to want to care, but he doesn't.
02:04:04
But isn't wanting to want to care caring?
02:04:07
No, no, because I think it's care.
02:04:09
I think so, like you can you could want you could want to climb a mountain.
02:04:13
But if you're not equipped,
02:04:14
you're not going to be to climb that mountain if you have the legs, arm
02:04:18
nubs, right?
02:04:18
You quipped he he claims he doesn't know how I'm horrible at small talk.
02:04:22
I can barely get.
02:04:24
Rachel Riggins could climb Mount Everest if she wanted to.
02:04:27
She would just need only if she's a she.
02:04:29
She would need not just the will,
02:04:31
but the she would have to also be equipped and trained is my point.
02:04:34
This this gentleman is not equipped and trained and he doesn't have a
02:04:37
a female partner to help him.
02:04:39
That's the best way I help my daughter was with my wife's help.
02:04:44
I don't like to give her a lot of credit, but because I think she's female.
02:04:48
Oh, but at 13, I mean, the way
02:04:52
the first thing you could do. 13.
02:04:54
What grade is that?
02:04:55
The first thing you do with a 13 year old who you got to think about?
02:04:58
What do they care about more than anything?
02:05:00
And it's if it's if it's not boys, it's popularity and status with the girls.
02:05:03
So I would say so who, who who do all your friends hate.
02:05:06
Right. Mean.
02:05:07
And she would just open.
02:05:08
Oh my God, you can't believe that Brittany did and bladder baker.
02:05:11
Bada bada bada bye bye.
02:05:12
And you just sit and listen and you don't sit there.
02:05:14
Go, oh my God, who cares about this shit? But it'll open up a dialog.
02:05:16
Once she starts talking, she won't stop, I promise you.
02:05:20
Why did you have kids? That sounds horrible.
02:05:23
Yeah, I love having kids.
02:05:25
My son just went back to college. He was.
02:05:26
Yeah, I love I love the process of making kids.
02:05:29
I just don't want to have them. Yeah, yeah.
02:05:31
You know, I should be right.
02:05:32
I know this sounds so stupid,
02:05:34
but trust me, the raising the kids was better than the actual.
02:05:38
The concept you were discussing.
02:05:41
Consider just saying.
02:05:43
Yeah.
02:05:44
Well, and it's not a fair comparison.
02:05:46
Comparison because I've had sex thousands of times, especially with my wife.
02:05:50
But I've only had two kids that I know of.
02:05:52
I like how you hit the question to the convention.
02:05:54
By my way,
02:05:56
to to completion.
02:05:57
Well, so I used to make mistakes all the time and say stories and stuff,
02:06:00
and my wife would be like, dude, that wasn't me.
02:06:02
So I turned it around to say that when I married her, all
02:06:06
my memories have been replaced with her because she's the one, right?
02:06:09
Yeah.
02:06:09
Even the ones that work goes
02:06:12
everything good and bad.
02:06:13
No other women exist after her or before.
02:06:16
Like man. Remember when used to do this and that?
02:06:17
And she'd be like, no, no, it's yeah, yeah.
02:06:22
Yep. That has happened.
02:06:25
I have another one.
02:06:26
I think I have another one.
02:06:28
Let's see how that goes.
02:06:34
We're all here
02:06:34
to strap it out and stick them in my ass.
02:06:37
Yeah, yeah.
02:06:38
I didn't have time to look for any good ones like that.
02:06:40
I'm sure George has some good penetration ones.
02:06:42
You hear flattery?
02:06:43
I'm a first time uncle of a four month old nephew.
02:06:47
My brother and sister in law are extremely close with my wife and me.
02:06:50
We see them 3 or 4 times a week, and we are very fond of our nephew, very,
02:06:53
very fond of our nephew.
02:06:57
I love being an uncle and my wife loves being an aunt or aunt.
02:07:00
My sister in law grew up calling her parents
02:07:02
friends, aunt Sally and Jenna and so on.
02:07:07
Oh yeah,
02:07:09
Steven's kids call me Uncle
02:07:12
Brady and I don't like it. Sorry.
02:07:14
I'm sorry, I mean, I if the if that. Sorry.
02:07:17
I'll get back to the thing.
02:07:18
Naturally.
02:07:18
She seem to have my nephew. No.
02:07:21
Not anymore.
02:07:22
Naturally. Well.
02:07:23
And actually
02:07:24
naturally I had plans to have my nephew call her friends aunt and uncle as well.
02:07:28
I feel that being an aunt and uncle is much more than just a title.
02:07:31
We are family. We are blood. Right? I'm.
02:07:34
I'm a bit put off when I hear my sister in law say, Here's Uncle John,
02:07:38
when they see John only a couple of times a year,
02:07:41
and he's not an uncle to my nephew, should I be offended?
02:07:44
Or is this just like saying Mr.
02:07:46
Sound real uncle in Maryland?
02:07:50
Real uncle, I'm lockstep with you.
02:07:56
Yeah.
02:07:56
Me too.
02:07:57
No, it's.
02:07:58
I'm not the same way trans people should feel about women.
02:08:01
Oh, shit.
02:08:06
Disclaimer
02:08:06
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02:08:28
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02:09:56
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I'm going to calm gentlemen.
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Let's get ready for.
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Boot.
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I hope that you're ready to rumble.
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I hope you're ready to rumble.
02:10:57
Haha.
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So the absolute first thing that I have hay chores missing is on.
02:11:04
Does he want to be in there?
02:11:06
You are going to be in here. All right.
02:11:08
Oh, by the way, be fun.
02:11:10
If we caught him
02:11:11
in an uncompromising situation.
02:11:14
I'll be right back.
02:11:15
I have to go find a new jabber.
02:11:17
There we go. Take that.
02:11:19
So I stuck up for everyone when their plane landed upside down in Toronto.
02:11:22
I even mentioned that the all the liberals were freaking out because it was Trump's
02:11:25
fault in RFA, even though it was in Canada.
02:11:27
That was also kind of funny, right?
02:11:30
Well, damn son of a fucking bitch.
02:11:32
Here's the commercial of the airline.
02:11:34
Apparently every employee from the gate to the desk,
02:11:37
to the baggage to the fucking past or to the pirate.
02:11:41
What are they called? The fly? The fucking thing.
02:11:43
Pirates. You've got to. Right?
02:11:45
The the pirate of the plane.
02:11:46
The pilot of the plane is all girl.
02:11:49
Come on, leave the second one for the men.
02:11:52
I don't think so.
02:11:55
I don't think so.
02:11:56
That was Guy coming back.
02:11:57
Yeah, let's do it. Well, the stars die.
02:12:00
No, no, no, we ain't giving no hope.
02:12:03
I get Rubio and I ho.
02:12:05
Oh, baking a party.
02:12:07
Chocolate Barbie waiting on me for that.
02:12:10
In case you missed that right there.
02:12:12
They actually have a pun and they call it an unmanned flight crew.
02:12:15
Right?
02:12:16
I say say that again.
02:12:17
It's an unmanned as a no men,
02:12:22
no man.
02:12:22
They're baking a party.
02:12:24
Chocolate Barbie waiting on me for
02:12:27
this one.
02:12:29
I want
02:12:31
if they're.
02:12:47
You got into.
02:12:54
Oops.
02:12:56
Just to be clear, that's.
02:12:58
That's their plane there.
02:13:00
Yeah.
02:13:01
My favorite porn was called No Man's Land.
02:13:10
In that video game.
02:13:12
Yes. That's what I meant when I say porn.
02:13:16
No. What's the difference?
02:13:20
Okay.
02:13:20
And then this is the next thing that I just cannot fucking wait to play.
02:13:24
Can I play?
02:13:25
Do you mind if I play my interrupt and you got something or you got problems?
02:13:28
No. I'm pissed and I'm just pissed because, voice mode.
02:13:31
It's a it's a great service.
02:13:32
But they did update, and now you can't get rid of the sidebar
02:13:35
bullshit that, like, it's
02:13:39
preventing me from having more drops on the screen at once,
02:13:41
and I don't know how to get rid of it.
02:13:43
And I don't know why they updated us, because it's absolute horseshit.
02:13:46
Why did you do that?
02:13:48
I know what went on.
02:13:49
The inspector.
02:13:50
You can't get the inspector
02:13:51
to go away like, because mainly they're their own competition.
02:13:55
And now they've taken a little hit where you're a little frustrated.
02:13:58
But when they fix it, you're gonna have such a release, a relief.
02:14:01
Oh, yeah.
02:14:02
And you'll thank for fix the being able to delete some of the drops
02:14:06
you when you're pressing them.
02:14:07
You there's a chance you could accidentally delete them.
02:14:09
And that's also horseshit.
02:14:12
Yeah. You can.
02:14:13
Apple has a really cool virtual audio cable, so you could use your own.
02:14:17
Anything that makes sound.
02:14:18
You just make sure it's playing out of that. Yeah.
02:14:21
Okay.
02:14:21
Well, how do I oh, how do I curate that?
02:14:23
You know, because I use and, you know, I used to have to switch it around.
02:14:27
What do you mean?
02:14:28
How do you curate that?
02:14:29
Use any type of other sound thing, like if you if you Google.
02:14:32
Well, you'll get a, you'll get a web page with a bunch of sound.
02:14:34
You can program a bunch of presets.
02:14:37
I think you got it.
02:14:38
Yeah. Let's move on. Okay.
02:14:39
This is what I wanted to play, but I couldn't play it on the other one.
02:14:42
Oh my God, you know what's going to happen?
02:14:44
I've got two hours and 14 minutes of sound drives to catch up.
02:14:47
So you just want to.
02:14:47
We should just leave for a minute. It's kind of sketchy.
02:14:49
Let him go through it for 45 minutes and then we'll come back.
02:14:52
You got a bit.
02:14:56
All right, let's play for 9:00.
02:14:57
We just see that Denise Richardson. Yes.
02:14:59
Millions of young PBS viewers are learning about geography
02:15:03
while trying to find out where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
02:15:07
As it happens, the search for Carmen will be endless,
02:15:10
but we have found her house band, Roc-A-Fella, and they're joining us now
02:15:14
to sing Carmen's high energy theme song
02:15:17
Capella, with the high energy theme song,
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You move move move move move move.
02:15:24
Maybe we can help us so many who are so mad
02:15:28
that our tiny little segment that uses their shitty little songs is going to take
02:15:33
the $0.20 that they're going to get down from the streaming room?
02:15:37
Thank you mom.
02:15:38
We don't get it because we're not monetized watching.
02:15:40
That's why people are watching our show so they can listen to the song or draw
02:15:45
this song in South Korea,
02:15:47
nautical miles go is like a younger
02:15:51
bear who sings a little baby song.
02:15:55
Baby, come from a jungle.
02:15:57
Tell me where in the world is, you go from Nashville to Norway.
02:16:03
Bon air to Zimbabwe.
02:16:05
Is your guy. Go to Jack. Go.
02:16:08
Fuck you.
02:16:08
The kid would be like the kids die to have that kind of morning ponytail, man.
02:16:14
They just.
02:16:14
They come up, down under in the park and they say, messed me up.
02:16:20
When you go the bathroom, remind me where in the world is garbage.
02:16:25
Like, tell me what happened, but
02:16:28
tell me where can she be the freestyle to die.
02:16:32
Let me land one more Amsterdam, Molly.
02:16:36
Double.
02:16:37
Oh, how about that lip smacking, singing,
02:16:40
lip smacking.
02:16:41
He's got a whole instrument singing.
02:16:43
Ha ha ha ha.
02:16:45
Monday through Friday at five.
02:16:48
Oh. Little advertisement.
02:16:49
Nice. Yeah.
02:16:52
This is 17 minutes long.
02:16:53
In case you're wondering.
02:16:56
Okay, this morning, I movie my yes, I am.
02:17:00
Yes, I am kidding.
02:17:02
No matter how me get.
02:17:04
No. Where is Georgia?
02:17:08
Where in the. You got to say it.
02:17:10
Come on.
02:17:11
Would you join the Georgia Georgia
02:17:14
mountains at the end of the day?
02:17:16
Where you at?
02:17:17
No. I'll back.
02:17:18
I'm in San Diego.
02:17:20
Never went to
02:17:22
where can't she be
02:17:25
the one?
02:17:26
Come on, sunny, go tell me where in the world.
02:17:30
Oh, do
02:17:33
you know where in the world is your else?
02:17:38
She snuck into Seattle, swiped the statue out of nowhere.
02:17:42
Left a mess in Minnesota.
02:17:45
Burned the records back in Rome.
02:17:47
Slept through customs out in Ohio.
02:17:49
Left the trackers far behind.
02:17:52
And when they check the footage, she Connecticut the lines.
02:17:56
Where in the world?
02:17:57
In the world.
02:18:00
Georgia drew yo, Georgia.
02:18:05
Perfect edit love it.
02:18:06
That was perfect.
02:18:08
Ryan says draw is empathetic to all other relationships
02:18:12
because he's only been in one relationship.
02:18:15
That's not true.
02:18:18
It's not true, he says. Right.
02:18:19
Ryan would know that's not true because he's
02:18:23
losing. What?
02:18:24
Did you have a relationship with him that you want to talk about?
02:18:26
No. Yeah. Oh, more than one.
02:18:29
I thought you had somewhere that he would, like, even insinuate.
02:18:34
And he,
02:18:35
like, I don't I don't know how many relationships
02:18:38
Ryan has been in, nor do I care.
02:18:40
I don't know, it's really weird.
02:18:42
I'm sorry. Can you please take.
02:18:43
Can you please take the green?
02:18:45
Green cover off your penis being or he's being the weird sex
02:18:49
that he was having with the weird people that he is having or the
02:18:52
the the multiple people that he's having sex with.
02:18:54
Even if one of them.
02:18:55
Maybe a dude I don't know, like I don't know nothing
02:18:57
and nor do I care about any of that type of weird shit.
02:18:59
So I don't know why anyone would insinuate one thing
02:19:04
versus I don't know, it's just weird.
02:19:07
Yeah,
02:19:08
I'm brushing the wrong hair behind my ear.
02:19:11
Oh yeah, at the wrong side.
02:19:13
You sticking out?
02:19:14
Yeah, it's right here.
02:19:14
Like, what is that going?
02:19:17
Still so long.
02:19:19
So. So I gave you guys, so I did a layover number one.
02:19:22
Yeah.
02:19:23
Oh, you played the thing.
02:19:24
I thought that's where we're going. Yeah. We are.
02:19:26
I just can't get over number one, so we have to play this.
02:19:29
I'm do.
02:19:29
No, I said borders a major country, so.
02:19:33
Oh, yeah, that that narrows it down to a certain amount of states
02:19:36
on both ends that you could go right.
02:19:40
And I will say new clue.
02:19:42
Never been to this state before in my life.
02:19:46
Oh, I love that. He has a baseball head.
02:19:48
And it's going to look so much exactly the same.
02:19:53
What is this?
02:19:55
Oh, is that's what you that's what you remind me of with your microphone
02:19:58
right now.
02:20:00
Oh, because I have a freaking.
02:20:03
I don't like this microphone that much.
02:20:04
I tried using a different one last week, and I felt like it's more ambient and
02:20:07
I should have turned up like the feed in.
02:20:11
And I don't really know how to gauge that with that microphone yet.
02:20:13
So I went back to my original one that I had my original travel microphone.
02:20:17
And I want some time because I don't know how close I need to get to it.
02:20:20
And so if I get too close to what I want, some type of, cloth on it.
02:20:23
And so I used it the same thing I carry it in, which is a Crown Royal bag.
02:20:27
So there's that explanation.
02:20:30
Thank you.
02:20:30
You only the opening radio. Yeah.
02:20:33
All right.
02:20:34
This is, like, the best you'll ever fuck off.
02:20:38
I mean, it is.
02:20:39
I just wish I could get this inspector to go away.
02:20:41
You've got this. All right, so to fucking.
02:20:44
All right, back to you.
02:20:45
Let's go back to draw George or George or George or George.
02:20:47
George. George or George, our George. George. George. George.
02:20:50
George, George, our George, where's George?
02:20:52
George or I can't stop. Okay, bye.
02:20:56
So it it's it's.
02:20:57
No, it has to be north.
02:20:59
I don't know why I'm saying that, but I'm just assuming that moving forward.
02:21:02
Oregon. Oregon.
02:21:05
I'm going to pull up a map.
02:21:08
Oh, that'd be helpful.
02:21:10
I just googled map
02:21:12
and it came up.
02:21:15
Oh, but it came up short.
02:21:16
My precise location. So let me.
02:21:19
Oh, yeah.
02:21:19
Don't don't throw that
02:21:22
strict and nervy.
02:21:24
Oh, and you know what I in the link it had the exact thing
02:21:28
even though I zoomed out.
02:21:29
That's close one.
02:21:30
Close one. Wow. A near v.
02:21:35
Oh shit.
02:21:35
I did it again.
02:21:38
I know what a near V is.
02:21:40
What do you pull it up?
02:21:43
Oh, you're a cheating visual aid.
02:21:46
All of these here.
02:21:47
There's got to be one of these.
02:21:50
How do you know it's a layover flight?
02:21:53
Are you right? Yeah. You're right. You were driving forever.
02:21:55
It could be down here.
02:21:56
It could be this one.
02:21:56
I drove because I had to drive back to the airport an hour.
02:21:59
I'm sorry I didn't finish my thought.
02:22:00
We drove forever over flat land. Flat?
02:22:03
That was not going to city.
02:22:05
I was not going to hang out in fucking,
02:22:07
the airport for five hours to wait for my baggage to arrive.
02:22:11
So I drove an hour or 20 to the hotel, hung out, went to the Walmart,
02:22:15
got some food.
02:22:18
You got long sleeves on.
02:22:21
For, fuck.
02:22:23
After you order three quarters.
02:22:27
Well, no, it's rolled up.
02:22:28
And then three quarters, but I figured it didn't help.
02:22:32
Wait, what?
02:22:32
Let's you base eBay sexual orientation on the length of sleeves?
02:22:36
I have so much to lose. Yes.
02:22:37
Typically, I would say odds are if you had.
02:22:39
If you have a shirt where this is
02:22:40
the normal sleeve length, there's a good, that you may be gay.
02:22:45
Not saying you are, but there's an odds the have a jersey shirt to start this way.
02:22:51
So can I tell you my my shirt to t shirt?
02:22:55
But if it's t shirt to this type of shirt, you might go get a higher percentage
02:22:59
with this type of shirt.
02:22:59
Was going to be gay I guess.
02:23:01
So you're saying drummers are gay? Yes.
02:23:05
No. There, there.
02:23:07
If anything, there would be the offset to the stereotype of this
02:23:10
being extra gay because.
02:23:11
But if this is I pull my shirt up like that
02:23:13
and I play the drums, it ends up falling down
02:23:15
and then it gets caught on my drumsticks.
02:23:16
That's what I'm saying.
02:23:17
If there's some kind of esthetic
02:23:18
that benefits drumming, that's then I don't understand.
02:23:21
But you're kind of correcting the more that means that if you're not a drummer,
02:23:26
if we if we exclude the drummers, then I don't understand.
02:23:29
When you say, if you're not a drummer, I can't follow you.
02:23:31
I don't understand if we exclude the drummers, then even the band I don't.
02:23:35
You can't, I don't understand. Okay?
02:23:37
So you could be like, hey, if you see someone wearing this shirt,
02:23:40
this type of length of shirt, and you go, hey, are you a drummer?
02:23:43
And they go, no.
02:23:44
Then it's like, you're like, okay, he's gay. Yeah.
02:23:46
All right. Yeah, okay.
02:23:48
Yes. Oh, sorry.
02:23:50
All right.
02:23:51
So you're probably the same process of elimination.
02:23:55
So you're in Arizona.
02:23:56
There's no practice.
02:23:58
You're in Arizona.
02:23:59
Yeah, we're in Seoul and South Korea.
02:24:03
I've been there before.
02:24:06
Look, he's he's being evasive.
02:24:07
It must be Arizona.
02:24:08
I am evasive.
02:24:10
He didn't say no.
02:24:11
I am in Arizona.
02:24:12
No. Evasive.
02:24:15
I'm going to play the closing.
02:24:16
I think I just won.
02:24:18
I've been to the Border Patrol in Yuma,
02:24:21
Arizona. Oh.
02:24:25
Cool experience.
02:24:27
Right? But.
02:24:31
So that's where I.
02:24:34
You're in South Korea.
02:24:36
Yeah.
02:24:37
So I don't in San Francisco.
02:24:40
No, that's way too cool.
02:24:42
Yeah.
02:24:43
No, I still I'm sure it had nothing to do with where I am.
02:24:48
Oh no.
02:24:49
But the flat driving does.
02:24:51
And so on this map you can see it certainly wasn't fucking Montana.
02:24:54
Is that Montana? Yeah.
02:24:56
Do you think that there any stretch of Montana
02:24:58
where that could have been, the kid would have known immediately.
02:25:00
He would have just he would just, yeah.
02:25:03
Something in the background of like, Montana.
02:25:07
And in
02:25:08
my opinion, there's just there was no fucking cold or snow.
02:25:11
So I was wrong about the North can't be the North.
02:25:15
It's got to be Arizona.
02:25:16
These are mountains to Texas.
02:25:18
Nobody goes to Texas and comes back alive.
02:25:21
So the kid
02:25:24
there, I'm sticking with Arizona and I let other people guess.
02:25:26
Ryan said there was a that it struck a nerve.
02:25:29
There's another guy.
02:25:30
Yeah, we already said that.
02:25:31
We said struck in the RV.
02:25:33
Oh, right. Yeah.
02:25:35
Apparently struck a nerve.
02:25:36
What about down here?
02:25:39
Albuquerque, New Mexico, Gulf of America.
02:25:42
It's a zoomed out. It shows Gulf of America.
02:25:45
Well, you're wrong.
02:25:46
Not that it shows.
02:25:47
It shows nothing. Now, before it used to say it in print.
02:25:50
I'm just saying it used to go away. You said flip flop
02:25:54
it. Depending on how close
02:25:55
you wanted to look at it.
02:26:00
Yeah.
02:26:02
All right. What's next
02:26:04
since you're in Arizona, Seoul in South Korea.
02:26:08
Why does he keep saying that is in South Korea?
02:26:11
Yes, it's just that catchy.
02:26:15
That's the catchy part
02:26:17
I don't know, I got, it is.
02:26:19
So you guys, you guys, going to random random news,
02:26:23
not random number news, but just random news.
02:26:27
Is it breaking news?
02:26:28
There was, no, I mean, it's not breaking.
02:26:30
Breaking, but it's borderline breaking.
02:26:32
But did you see, I don't have a borderline Drake.
02:26:34
Drake was so popular due to the Super Bowl.
02:26:36
Yeah, very, very popular after the Super Bowl.
02:26:39
So he was in Sydney, Australia, and there was someone who flew a drone
02:26:43
really close to where he was staying, and I gotta I gotta close out the if.
02:26:48
Are we close enough? No, because you haven't guessed yet,
02:26:51
I guess.
02:26:52
Right. Yeah, I thought I was rude.
02:26:54
No. You suck.
02:26:56
All right, so I don't I know this is I at first because around this
02:27:00
building in Sydney, Australia, that he was like, Brendon or whatever,
02:27:05
why do they film the drone noise?
02:27:08
Oh, no.
02:27:09
Oh, yeah.
02:27:09
This is the original.
02:27:10
This is the video over at.
02:27:14
If you can grab me like,
02:27:16
you know.
02:27:19
Right off.
02:27:22
I thought I had a better video of it.
02:27:24
Is it real? It's not real.
02:27:26
No it is, it is with these slip up.
02:27:28
All right, so he threw it at a drone flying near his apartment.
02:27:32
Last he was staying at Crown, in a suspected marketing stunt for gambling.
02:27:36
At that, he's a stakeholder in, the playful post show.
02:27:40
The orange Slipper and tiny that this is a small, really small foot
02:27:44
bottle running by Sydney Water.
02:27:45
In fact, just got to the Parramatta office to pick up his shoe
02:27:49
and even offered him a free Warragamba Warragamba Slammer
02:27:53
if he didn't know exactly the code word for tap water.
02:27:57
So there you go. See that Warragamba?
02:27:59
So is he going to get a literary ticket
02:28:03
though?
02:28:03
He picked it up for the pay out of.
02:28:05
No, he didn't pick it up. Somebody else did.
02:28:07
So I told you to pick up this game.
02:28:11
Look how bad this this throw is.
02:28:13
I look, I like, speaking of gayness, look at that.
02:28:15
Look at that sidearm.
02:28:16
Like little queer throw and side.
02:28:20
I don't think it came anywhere near.
02:28:21
I don't think it came anywhere near the damn thing.
02:28:23
I know it wasn't even heavy.
02:28:25
Like, what do you get? I don't do this.
02:28:27
It was set up for promotion.
02:28:28
They're like, yeah, I'll film you, but don't you dare
02:28:30
fucking hit my drone with that shoe.
02:28:31
If it's set up for promotion, I'm going to throw it like a motherfucking megastar.
02:28:35
Not like a fagot.
02:28:37
Right?
02:28:41
Is he,
02:28:45
And I don't mean a mega star that could be planted to, like.
02:28:48
You have no idea. That could just be fake.
02:28:50
No. Really?
02:28:51
Yeah.
02:28:53
You think that they did the promotion and said,
02:28:55
let's throw the shoes off on exactly what shoe that was in my.
02:28:58
Okay, set this up. It was so far away, man.
02:29:01
They think it floated and washed down. No, it's right there.
02:29:04
The building was right. There wasn't even so far away.
02:29:06
It was way back there.
02:29:08
Way back buildings right there.
02:29:09
Oh, no way back there.
02:29:11
I'm sorry, I my voice doesn't go very fucking here, bro.
02:29:13
That's the building.
02:29:14
Yeah, but how far do you think a human can throw?
02:29:17
Dude, look.
02:29:19
Oh, it landed right there. Yep.
02:29:20
That's exactly what landed there. Yep.
02:29:22
It landed right there. Yep.
02:29:25
It's exactly where it landed.
02:29:27
Yeah, because there's no water and there's no currents.
02:29:29
We didn't have that.
02:29:30
We didn't have a show called that.
02:29:31
Right. Oh, that water like that water.
02:29:33
When something lands on the water, it stays exactly in the spot of the water.
02:29:37
The water doesn't move in anywhere, does it?
02:29:39
Move it to shore lines or anything.
02:29:41
And there was not like a bottleneck in the area that this water is where
02:29:45
obviously anything that lands in this area is going to push to some shoreline
02:29:49
and look, there's a seawall all over there,
02:29:51
but all of a sudden there's this area where rocks are that
02:29:53
it could get pushed up and get lodged.
02:29:54
But no, that's not a thing.
02:29:56
No, I don't think so. No, no, you're right.
02:29:59
I'm sorry.
02:30:01
And they found it.
02:30:03
I want to believe.
02:30:05
I'm thinking they see that's the difference between you and me.
02:30:08
I have believed I don't want to believe what?
02:30:12
Yeah.
02:30:13
I want to make sure
02:30:16
there's one person so you don't have to worry about it.
02:30:18
If there's anything to be skeptical about, I got you.
02:30:23
You know, man, if it wasn't for believing in what?
02:30:25
God, man there, you wouldn't have anything in life. Man.
02:30:30
Some societies are great.
02:30:31
They might have a God complex, but they don't have
02:30:33
a history of oppression oppressing another group of people
02:30:37
each other. Right.
02:30:38
Are you out of your mind or what do you mean you don't think Asians had?
02:30:43
They didn't.
02:30:43
Koreans. Koreans didn't have slaves.
02:30:46
We didn't fly. Do Koreans have slave?
02:30:49
Korea had the law have broken chain Asians out of slavery?
02:30:54
Okay, this is this is.
02:31:00
Well, holy shit.
02:31:02
You guys are scumbags.
02:31:03
We're.
02:31:06
Right,
02:31:07
I think. Did you send that?
02:31:08
You must have sent that. I did.
02:31:12
What else? Anything else you sent that I.
02:31:14
What are you going to get to here?
02:31:14
Otherwise we can chicken a damn it. You don't.
02:31:17
Oh, please.
02:31:18
I did.
02:31:21
So we get. You get. Oh, wait.
02:31:22
Oh, what about this motherfucker?
02:31:24
You guys ripped out me about this word here.
02:31:26
Just in case.
02:31:27
Artist.
02:31:31
Yeah.
02:31:31
Artist. Artist.
02:31:34
You acted like I was saying
02:31:36
that word and shit.
02:31:39
Almost.
02:31:42
The syndrome is always down with
02:31:43
the vibe is always up.
02:31:47
All right, so Gordon going, like, I was going to pull up a video of this,
02:31:50
but I don't have time to look for it, so I'm just going to, it was on,
02:31:54
I think, like Blue Planet two or some shit or Green Planet, whatever it is.
02:31:58
Another blue. My girlfriend, my girlfriend.
02:31:59
I got suckered into getting the Paramount Plus with Showtime.
02:32:03
All right.
02:32:05
Do to do the she wants Dexter, but, Or.
02:32:08
No, I think this shit's on discovery.
02:32:09
Plus I don't whatever, but she's.
02:32:11
But who cares where it is?
02:32:13
There was these bugs, right?
02:32:15
And these, it was in the desert.
02:32:18
And there's termites that then become winged termites.
02:32:22
And they only do this for a very brief period.
02:32:24
And there is these fucking other bugs
02:32:27
that during this very specific time, and when the termites
02:32:32
changed into flying termites, that they climb up there
02:32:36
like they got these big fucking nests built, like they're like,
02:32:39
like a ant mound, but it's like much taller.
02:32:44
And they have asses that glow
02:32:47
like a green color, and that light attracts the fucking bugs.
02:32:52
And then they eat them.
02:32:54
Like, at what point in fucking evolution did this glowing ass bug
02:32:59
come about that attracts this other bug at this very specific time?
02:33:05
Like, you know, fucking crazy
02:33:06
that is that that type of evolution has, has gone on that
02:33:10
and in the time frame in which like,
02:33:14
I don't know, as far as like visual
02:33:17
understanding of evolution, if it's a regular thing
02:33:20
that's constantly happening, what time frame that would be to
02:33:24
the human standard would be notice symbol,
02:33:27
because like that seems like very specific shit
02:33:30
that had to happen over a really long time.
02:33:31
Not just thousands of years, not just millions of years.
02:33:34
I would think that that takes the weirdest occurrence
02:33:37
that almost seems unbelievable, like impossible.
02:33:41
So when I look at weird shit like that, it makes me wonder, like what? How?
02:33:45
How that impacts a thing is actually real in reality, right?
02:33:51
So that tells me that there are other things at play
02:33:54
that just seem impossible or unreal that are actually reality.
02:33:58
And so how many things are we unaware of that are actually reality?
02:34:02
We than
02:34:03
we would maybe like, maybe God, I don't know, maybe a God like entity,
02:34:07
maybe again, a creator or some type of like, you know,
02:34:11
if you don't know, could these things have been the,
02:34:14
even just the, the, the simulation and I don't know if it like
02:34:17
if simulation is the best word to describe
02:34:19
because it sounds like a game of The Sims, but I feel like it would be
02:34:22
something different,
02:34:26
like, so he's not playing.
02:34:27
So like, I just think it would be a reality that's based on a manufactured
02:34:34
sense of what's going on versus, like a physical sense of what's going on.
02:34:39
Because we don't essentially need
02:34:42
to understand our world in that sense.
02:34:45
And so we just dive into this weird, conscious world.
02:34:49
Even just the other day
02:34:50
when I, I was just thinking about, like, radio frequencies right there.
02:34:54
You don't see that,
02:34:56
but you can tap into a certain
02:34:57
frequency of radio like it's in that, fucking weird detector, right?
02:35:03
You can only hear it if you tune in to this frequency.
02:35:05
How do you even create that rings? How do you broadcast that frequency?
02:35:08
How does that make any sense?
02:35:09
Tangible sense to the world, like, right.
02:35:13
Isolating signal.
02:35:16
Oh, wait. You were serious. Never mind.
02:35:17
Go ahead.
02:35:18
I don't know, I've got an eardrum, why can't I why can't I hear it?
02:35:21
You can hear oscillating signals.
02:35:23
Some people can.
02:35:25
I think you're from 20Hz to 20,000.
02:35:27
Typically the human ear without any.
02:35:30
I mean, I'm just saying it's doing 40, 40 to 40,000.
02:35:34
If you had no ears, you would not know it exists.
02:35:37
Right? So.
02:35:42
In other words,
02:35:43
we don't have we're not able to sense things.
02:35:46
Right.
02:35:47
If you don't have that sense, you're not able to sense things.
02:35:49
So I would think that there is more than just the five senses that we're given.
02:35:53
I feel like there's other senses that we just don't have.
02:35:56
Oh, six in, like in Watson's seventh, eighth, ninth, 10th, 11th.
02:36:01
I don't know,
02:36:02
you can't describe it because you don't know,
02:36:05
like describe something that you have no sense of.
02:36:08
Right?
02:36:09
I would start at the beginning.
02:36:13
Yeah.
02:36:14
The big bang spoke piece by piece, piece by piece in the beginning.
02:36:18
Once upon a time, there was let's fucking go.
02:36:24
Hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate.
02:36:26
Wow. Somebody just pull out a trumpet.
02:36:31
Sound it up
02:36:33
a lot like what you normally say.
02:36:36
But your ass was
02:36:39
I say I said that. Who?
02:36:43
Yeah.
02:36:45
Your voice
02:36:47
changed, but your breath still smells the same.
02:36:50
There it is.
02:36:56
What's next?
02:36:57
That's what I want to know.
02:36:59
Play every clue you try to attack
02:37:03
in the middle of the night and you kill chickens.
02:37:06
You killed my chickens.
02:37:10
Okay?
02:37:11
We need, like, a chicken speed round for this man.
02:37:13
I think I have, like, 12.
02:37:15
Okay.
02:37:18
Just before impact,
02:37:19
it extends its talons, delivering a lightning fast blow.
02:37:23
What the fuck's the prey? No chance to escape.
02:37:25
This is the peregrine falcon, the fastest animal on earth.
02:37:29
This bird.
02:37:30
You get real? Just chilling. Watching. Is it really it?
02:37:32
When it spots its prey, it flies high in the sky.
02:37:35
Then dive straight down, holding its wings to reduce
02:37:38
drag and reaching speeds over 320km.
02:37:42
Just before impact, it extends its talons, delivering
02:37:45
a lightning fast blow that leaves the prey no chance to escape.
02:37:49
This is a paragon art.
02:37:51
Most superheroes based on that, yes.
02:37:57
Kick it up, dude.
02:37:58
Chicken bro like you know is a chicken.
02:38:02
So this is an actual hack in this video game where
02:38:06
there's the server, the server admin can do this to the player.
02:38:12
Five seconds
02:38:14
play play planning.
02:38:16
Here goes chicken
02:38:19
like right as they come around the corner blinded by the chicken.
02:38:21
They kill him.
02:38:22
I love chicken attacks are signs of boredom after chicken.
02:38:27
The chicken attacks my dad.
02:38:28
The chances of your flock becoming bored increases
02:38:31
in the cold winter months when they're all cooped up and foraging.
02:38:33
As far as the
02:38:34
place to keep your flock entertained and out of trouble all winter long.
02:38:38
Our flock absolutely love tree.
02:38:39
Just get the fuck out of here.
02:38:41
You have two styles
02:38:42
the rent a coop wall, mount tubes and the wear manufacturing roll around.
02:38:45
So they're just attacking.
02:38:46
This one takes longer for them to pick and peck out.
02:38:49
This is natural.
02:38:50
We also have a flock block in each of our runs.
02:38:52
Regardless of flavor.
02:38:54
The chickens love to peck at it all day long, so viciously even
02:38:58
I felt a peck on my left posture and how to train them to be.
02:39:02
It can be held, cuddled, handsome.
02:39:04
But my neighbor got attacked in June, running up and stopping
02:39:08
and staring at ants and attack.
02:39:10
Is there some attack? So be ready.
02:39:11
Your rooster might be trying to bring you feathers when flying.
02:39:15
You only does this for subordinate head.
02:39:18
The idea is to get the rooster to move the chicken situation, attack
02:39:21
and possibly counterattack, which is not a good thing.
02:39:23
Take one large step chicken.
02:39:26
The chicken is back up.
02:39:27
Start fidgeting and he will look.
02:39:29
This guy's supposed to be telling us how to treat aggressive
02:39:32
chicken, not be afraid. This.
02:39:33
Her granddaughter had just been attacked by chickens logged by a rooster.
02:39:36
Fear is a weakness in the animal kingdom and will be exploited to the full.
02:39:40
Even if you are frightened a chicken run all thing away from him.
02:39:44
He needs to move first.
02:39:45
Also she got down guarded by starts and don't move.
02:39:48
Don't pack up. Drops his wing and spreads them slightly.
02:39:51
Ready for attack though.
02:39:53
Truck up for the chicken to the door.
02:39:55
Come out.
02:39:56
Talk to them which are no.
02:40:00
Look in some way than him.
02:40:02
One chicken, two chicken, one
02:40:04
lobster. Three chicken.
02:40:06
Four. Anybody.
02:40:08
If the chickens or roosters get loose and become violent again,
02:40:12
then the Humane Society will get involved.
02:40:17
Go ahead.
02:40:19
Does anybody understand Hindi?
02:40:21
More?
02:40:22
Oh, no. Oh, okay.
02:40:24
I don't know why you.
02:40:26
Captain, I remember I'm reading it now.
02:40:28
Okay, so this happened in India where a truck full of chickens crashed
02:40:33
and there's somebody dying and literally in dire need of help in the cab
02:40:38
and all the townspeople.
02:40:40
I'll call them
02:40:40
because I can't think of anything other than pieces of shit with no app.
02:40:43
Are they? All they have is apathy.
02:40:46
They come running and they take
02:40:48
they take the fucking chicken crates instead of helping the person.
02:40:51
Now let's go.
02:40:51
So hey man, there was also a similar story.
02:40:54
There was an American that we played.
02:40:55
There was the the truck turned over and all the PC, what the fuck is wrong?
02:41:01
And so they just they were mad.
02:41:03
They, they got prosecuted because the people technically stole the chickens.
02:41:06
And this is a drop from that exact video.
02:41:07
They wouldn't release one injured bird
02:41:10
who likely will just murdered and not even be a prophet for them all.
02:41:14
For let's I verse ten, son
02:41:18
would get
02:41:19
day care free chickens die and loot the feathers went flying.
02:41:25
Man didn't realize he was being attacked.
02:41:29
Murdered man.
02:41:30
This is, Living Translation being attached.
02:41:34
A rooster butts decrying a merger.
02:41:36
Well, she got bombarded by chickens.
02:41:38
Yeah.
02:41:39
Was the roosters all over the community?
02:41:42
It was an angry rooster.
02:41:45
National chicken, of all things,
02:41:48
to see if they didn't keep coming.
02:41:52
Well, for someone that was going to be a person. Died.
02:41:54
Just kept charging up at it.
02:41:56
So vicious.
02:41:57
The truck driver died.
02:42:00
We missed the few.
02:42:03
The blood gushing out here.
02:42:04
Then he does have a translator was dying and I was like trying
02:42:08
to apply pressure to it.
02:42:09
And it kept charging people.
02:42:11
Oh my God, I'm going I'm having this. Yeah.
02:42:13
Had the the dubbed over there.
02:42:15
The English dubbed over the worst of all the greatest album cover ever.
02:42:19
I think that's a naked. He tried to
02:42:23
close the door in our faces and no head.
02:42:26
But the reason why I found this.
02:42:28
You can't have no head. No head.
02:42:31
How do you have no head?
02:42:33
Well, that's how you make a brain stem cell.
02:42:36
You need no head.
02:42:37
No head.
02:42:38
I don't take no words from the woman, by the way.
02:42:41
By the way, I don't take the orders from no women because she doesn't have a head.
02:42:45
By the way.
02:42:47
So this is a band called apathy.
02:42:49
This is a song called A Silent Crime,
02:42:50
which we're not going to play, but here it is.
02:42:53
The label is called Chicken attack.
02:42:56
Chicken attack?
02:42:56
Oh, it's chicken attack outside invented.
02:43:00
We invented new secondary.
02:43:02
We second invented it.
02:43:04
So when they go into the studio, it's nothing but chicken attack.
02:43:08
No, it's nothing but chicken
02:43:12
in Chicken Attack Studios.
02:43:14
Let's play nothing but chicken attack from now on.
02:43:17
But we have a problem with that. Wanted to speed round.
02:43:19
We're just going to move on to the next one.
02:43:21
Yeah, you do it. Speed!
02:43:24
Yeah. Speed. Rounds.
02:43:25
Round speed.
02:43:27
Oh, I don't know.
02:43:28
Everything I learned about drugs yesterday in the book I wrote two days before.
02:43:31
Oh yeah.
02:43:33
Black Molly.
02:43:36
Which isn't Molly by the way.
02:43:38
Maybe this movie.
02:43:42
Oh, it's blue.
02:43:49
Oh, I think that one.
02:43:49
Chicken chicken, chicken.
02:43:52
Or second one that's frozen chicken.
02:43:55
Oh, the next one.
02:43:59
Oh, is that real?
02:44:00
That looks like a puppet. That's a giant rooster.
02:44:02
This isn't real.
02:44:03
Yeah. It is.
02:44:04
Wait, what?
02:44:04
That's true. Yeah.
02:44:08
Animal.
02:44:08
This vicious animal gets up.
02:44:10
We are together pretty much everywhere I go.
02:44:13
Three guys.
02:44:15
I don't think this is an attack sometimes.
02:44:17
Help me make the bed.
02:44:20
When it's time for me to get ready for the day,
02:44:23
he will perch on the top of the toilet.
02:44:28
To take a shit.
02:44:31
Yeah, well, give the guy a warning before you slide the chair.
02:44:34
Did you see?
02:44:37
Yeah.
02:44:37
Facebook, I can't move.
02:44:39
He is a big fan of his foot.
02:44:41
This better end with him on a plate.
02:44:43
Whoever
02:44:45
know happens little spa days once or twice a week.
02:44:50
He loves it.
02:44:52
The main question I always get is where does he put.
02:44:56
So where does he poop?
02:44:57
Yeah, change him like a child in the morning.
02:45:00
Oh, fuck off, fuck off.
02:45:02
And I'm just a kid.
02:45:06
Do it.
02:45:08
Oh, do you ever do that with your dog?
02:45:11
Yeah.
02:45:12
As above
02:45:14
has been with me since he's been tricky.
02:45:18
That was tricky, right?
02:45:19
How do you do the.
02:45:21
Why do you do that?
02:45:26
It's the Brady and Joshua Brady
02:45:29
and your Gary as above and so below.
02:45:33
Because copy so closely and for sure we're doing it our way.
02:45:39
We're gonna make it make our dreams come true Brady.
02:45:42
And your show is Brady. And draw.
02:45:46
It's their show now Brady.
02:45:48
Draw.
02:45:58
As above so below
02:46:00
has done what last it was.
02:46:02
Have a good night, black.
02:46:04
Talk to you, buddy.
02:46:05
I'm not going anywhere. As above. So below.
02:46:07
And, And and and
02:46:11
Monday.
02:46:22
I want to see more.
02:46:23
What not,
02:46:29
you want to be.
02:46:31
Oh, this goes on and on and on.
02:46:34
Chicken pox.
02:46:35
Chicken, chicken.
02:46:37
You. Can.
02:46:51
See, I had one chicken.
02:46:53
Two chicken.
02:46:56
Three chicken. Four.
02:47:01
One. Oh!
02:47:16
Three.
02:47:19
Too many.
02:47:26
But never too much chicken.
02:47:28
Okay.
02:47:30
All right.
02:47:31
I'm gonna keep going.
02:47:35
Keep going.
02:47:36
So this just in?
02:47:45
Kentucky Fried
02:47:46
Chicken is leaving Kentucky and moving to Texas.
02:47:49
What will now be known as Texas Fried Chicken.
02:47:53
Country fried chicken
02:47:56
I'm talking about.
02:47:58
That's disgusting.
02:48:01
I think, Doug, you writing chicken?
02:48:07
Jokes about chicken.
02:48:10
Oh, move back away from the microphone and talk.
02:48:12
But the meat in the cube.
02:48:15
Hey, man, I haven't been chewing at all.
02:48:16
Who does that fucking critical of me?
02:48:18
Not me, not anymore.
02:48:21
I don't know,
02:48:23
we'll talk about, No.
02:48:34
Jerry actually going to bed.
02:48:35
It's.
02:48:36
If you guys got that, I'm just for you.
02:48:37
Does he have a job?
02:48:40
Oh. Girl, is that news?
02:48:42
I thought you said he had a job.
02:48:44
No comment.
02:48:46
If you have a job, what's your favorite job? Oh, wait.
02:48:49
The batteries. If he had a job
02:48:52
now, I went to bed as if he has a migraine headache.
02:48:54
I think,
02:48:55
which I have one with it only when I'm doing stuff.
02:48:58
You got a migraine headache when you don't do anything, it's.
02:49:01
The weatherman said it was 50 degrees today.
02:49:04
Here we are.
02:49:05
The weather.
02:49:05
Oh, my God, I think every weather. It's so terrible.
02:49:08
Gotta just get. Yeah.
02:49:09
Give me a wrist.
02:49:10
Not terrible, but I mean like, nice out.
02:49:11
I got a headache like, oh my God, you got the car accident.
02:49:14
Your leg fell off. You're a fucking pussy.
02:49:16
You fucking the metal crushed your leg. Cut it clean off.
02:49:18
I feel like, dude, if you get migraine because that's the same, you know?
02:49:21
So cool.
02:49:21
No, it's it's not.
02:49:22
But if you get a migraine, you get a migraine.
02:49:24
It's not something that you just do because you're a pussy.
02:49:27
Is. And first of all, I think he was exaggerating
02:49:31
and just calling an extreme headache
02:49:32
a migraine, like most people do, because unless he was seeing flashing lights
02:49:36
and he couldn't function, it wasn't a migraine to have like diagnosed.
02:49:39
It's not just like a it's like what it's literal diagnosed make it a fish.
02:49:44
So so unless a doctor makes it official, you might
02:49:49
I mean I see what you're saying there, but I don't agree.
02:49:53
Oh, okay.
02:49:55
I'm sorry.
02:49:57
All right.
02:49:57
Now we got some real chicken attacks.
02:50:02
I would agree with you,
02:50:04
but we'd both be wrong. You.
02:50:08
Know, again, when the kid starts
02:50:10
chasing them.
02:50:14
I believe that it's kid attack more than chicken.
02:50:16
Okay.
02:50:18
Right there.
02:50:19
That's where the chicken gave up, man.
02:50:21
Chicken gave up? That's how I saw.
02:50:26
Oh, this isn't chicken attack, but it's the footage of the crash
02:50:28
calling me.
02:50:33
They calling me?
02:50:36
That's really weird.
02:50:38
Yeah.
02:50:41
I would get out of the room immediately
02:50:42
because the calls are coming from inside the house.
02:50:44
Right?
02:50:47
Oh, that's kind of spooky, right?
02:50:49
I freaked myself out.
02:50:49
I got chills right?
02:50:52
That was one of the scariest movies I ever saw.
02:50:53
I've never been startled or scared or,
02:50:55
like, freaked out in a movie that wasn't like a chiller thriller.
02:50:58
Like, just jumped. But.
02:50:59
And when a stranger calls, they did all this crazy shit.
02:51:02
They did all this really spooky shit,
02:51:03
and then all of a sudden the cop just simply knocks on the door.
02:51:06
And that's like the most scariest part of the movie.
02:51:08
You know, I think the more chicken attack
02:51:13
oh, wait, we started The Brady and George Show.
02:51:14
I was supposed to do this for get a reward, but if you spell
02:51:17
repaid backwards, motherfucker, if you step
02:51:21
no, but they.
02:51:22
There's something wrong with your room.
02:51:23
It's there's,
02:51:25
there's a charge.
02:51:26
If you don't answer the phone, you're going to get charged.
02:51:29
But if you do answer the phone, you're going to get charged, right?
02:51:33
Look, did you know the draw backwards spells reward draw backwards.
02:51:37
You get a reward.
02:51:39
But if you spell repaid backwards, you get a diaper.
02:51:43
If a word doesn't change when its spelling is reversed, we call it a palindrome.
02:51:46
But if when reversed, it becomes an entirely new word.
02:51:49
It's not called a palindrome, it's called an a Morton a lap.
02:51:53
And this is my a Morton the Long Island romance.
02:51:56
No Sheen.
02:51:57
When it comes to wordplay, I am an avid, a diva,
02:52:01
but I've never really been happy with my demonstrations of them.
02:52:03
They're always kind of messy.
02:52:05
For years, I've dreamt of a way to reverse physical letters
02:52:08
with just one clear motion that doesn't also flip the letter.
02:52:11
Years he's dreamed of.
02:52:12
My first idea was a kind of Ferris wheel with weighted letters
02:52:15
that always hung right side up.
02:52:16
This is a great video about to write grab, by the way, tails on this one.
02:52:19
Not for something that's personal.
02:52:21
So instead I devised a toothed solution.
02:52:24
Notice that when connected to these larger gears
02:52:27
all turned together that that means that if I guess oh yes, they do.
02:52:30
How I want the others will stay that way too.
02:52:32
Oh, I was getting close to finally realizing my dream
02:52:36
of showing with a single simple flourish that, for example, Margaret
02:52:40
would be a beautiful name for 1,000,000,000kg of mass.
02:52:44
The next problem was figuring out how to stick these magnetic letters
02:52:47
on the plastic gears. Glue, maybe tape.
02:52:51
Get real.
02:52:52
I want something that makes me say, wow, I don't want the gears to get all sticky
02:52:55
and messed up, and I want easily switching letters to be a challenge.
02:52:59
That can be one now.
02:53:01
So I decided to use some magnets I found in a tube that said don't Touch.
02:53:05
They were so strong they could stick on by just tugging each other
02:53:08
across a gear, but I needed clearance in the back for that to happen.
02:53:11
Luckily, a single machine was all IT clearance is going to help double.
02:53:16
If you're expecting twins,
02:53:17
why not give them a pair of names that are immortal?
02:53:20
Let's like a past.
02:53:22
There would be four of you, Noel, and we have to have a chicken, iris
02:53:27
and a chicken. Oh, and also Harper Lee.
02:53:29
Nice tie back to chicken attack in backwards honor of her.
02:53:33
Chicken. I did was chicken. It was all done.
02:53:36
I finally had a contraption.
02:53:38
It would be a chicken straight of laudna laps that were as sweet as desserts.
02:53:42
Without getting stressed.
02:53:44
I could also remind people that she does a bag, so best they will be.
02:53:48
Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
02:53:49
Yes, that's the one I put 11 Sylvester's.
02:53:52
The cat is me, which is enough to spell able phobia.
02:53:55
The fear of palindromes
02:53:58
if you spell draw.
02:54:00
Nice.
02:54:00
See, when he turned it over, it was the same palindrome backwards.
02:54:05
You get a diaper.
02:54:06
I've known that.
02:54:10
Back to chicken attack,
02:54:12
right?
02:54:14
That's not a chicken. I'm.
02:54:19
What? You.
02:54:20
What do right is.
02:54:22
Oh, toy with the power.
02:54:25
With the check.
02:54:26
I bring it to the end.
02:54:29
And this.
02:54:32
Three.
02:54:32
Chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chick.
02:54:38
Chicken.
02:54:39
Let us just call a.
02:54:43
Thing a whip.
02:54:44
During the era when the coochie.
02:54:48
You think is getting off on it.
02:54:51
Oh, Is it.
02:54:53
Oh, a.
02:54:56
Oh it wasn't can on offer.
02:54:58
It's sniffing that shit.
02:54:59
It's like.
02:55:02
This shit stank.
02:55:21
Look at the explosions.
02:55:23
Chickens aren't smart enough to get bored, but they absolutely are
02:55:26
signs of boredom.
02:55:27
And chickens include pacing, feather picking and even egg eating.
02:55:30
The chances of your flock becoming bored increases in the cold
02:55:33
winter months when they're all cooped up and foraging is sparse.
02:55:36
Here are three ways to keep your flock
02:55:38
entertained and out of trouble all winter long.
02:55:40
First, our flock we love treat dispensing toys.
02:55:42
The thing is, for styles, the rent a coop wall mount to the manufacturing
02:55:46
roll around dispenser.
02:55:47
The red tubes stay cleaner, but the green one takes longer
02:55:50
for them to thread out all of the trees.
02:55:52
We also have a flock block in each of our runs.
02:55:54
That's weird.
02:55:55
Regardless of flavor of chicken explosion. You didn't see that one.
02:55:57
I know it sounds really great.
02:55:59
Low maintenance and long lasting chicken exploits.
02:56:01
We've had one in each run.
02:56:02
The last we went flying to be enjoying looking at it instead of at each other.
02:56:06
Supervised for arranging also goes a long way with our flocks
02:56:09
mental well-being.
02:56:10
They don't seem to mind the temperature
02:56:11
and just enjoy picking, scratching, and just bathing during all seasons.
02:56:15
Bear in mind that predator attacks increase in late fall and early winter,
02:56:18
so keeping them entertained in a secure run
02:56:20
when you're not home and just letting them out to free range
02:56:22
while you do chores in the evenings is wise.
02:56:29
Chicken explosion.
02:56:30
You show us what's underneath. Oh.
02:56:38
Look at the Barry.
02:56:42
Oh. It's not what I expected.
02:56:48
Oh. No, no.
02:56:56
Oh. Oh.
02:57:04
Yeah. Oh.
02:57:09
No no no no.
02:57:11
Oh, oh.
02:57:18
Yeah.
02:57:21
Fire!
02:57:24
Oh, no no no.
02:57:31
I do it, I better be myself.
02:57:33
Freeze up thinking that. Oh.
02:57:38
Chicken, I die, I won't let you.
02:57:42
I'm back for the first play them I love.
02:57:46
That's the devil's.
02:57:47
Got more to get. Nice.
02:57:49
But you can't go.
02:57:52
Oh, shit.
02:57:53
You know that I'm not gonna fly. Oh.
02:57:59
You understand? Oh.
02:58:08
This is my last game in birds position.
02:58:11
Became a well known gynecologist in Germany during World War one.
02:58:15
In 1929, he developed the Grafton Bird Ring,
02:58:18
which was the first IUD during World War Two.
02:58:21
Griffin Burg, being a Jewish person
02:58:23
living in Nazi Germany, believed that he would be safe from prosecution
02:58:27
because a lot of his patients were the wives of high ranking Nazis.
02:58:31
He was wrong.
02:58:32
In 1937, he was arrested and placed in prison until he was freed
02:58:36
after a woman from America paid for him to be released.
02:58:39
That woman was Margaret Sanger, birth control activist and future
02:58:44
founder of Planned Parenthood.
02:58:45
Rothenburg is known today for lending his name to the erogenous zone
02:58:49
in the vagina, but he studied extensively, which we know as the G-spot.
02:58:55
Ernest Griffin Berg was a physician who became a well known gynecologist, so Dr.
02:58:59
Cross works.
02:59:01
In 1929 he developed the graph, and Berg was a Germany's
02:59:04
first IUD during World War Two.
02:59:07
Gross honey.
02:59:08
Being a Jewish person living in Germany, many believed that he would be safe from
02:59:12
prosecution because a lot of his patients were the wives of high ranking Nazis.
02:59:16
He was wrong.
02:59:18
In 1937, he was arrested and placed in prison until he was freed
02:59:22
after a woman from America paid for him to be released.
02:59:25
That woman was Margaret Sanger, birth control activist
02:59:29
and future founder of Planned Parenthood.
02:59:31
Rothenburg is known today for lending his name to the erogenous zone
02:59:35
in the vagina that he studied extensively, which we know as the G-spot.
02:59:44
Grass and friend.
02:59:45
Berg.
02:59:46
Grass and Ferguson.
02:59:47
Berg grass. Thin Berg.
02:59:50
Graffin. Berg.
02:59:52
That's how it's said.
02:59:55
Sorry, I maybe I'm kind of a
02:59:59
artist. You are.
03:00:00
Are you getting swatted?
03:00:02
Yes. I'm concerned.
03:00:04
Yeah. Food delivery.
03:00:05
No, it's not food on the phone, dude. Sorry, sir.
03:00:07
I didn't order food.
03:00:09
No, it's weird that the phone did ring.
03:00:11
And then I unplugged it, and then someone knocked on the door,
03:00:13
and so I don't know if it's like somebody complaining that I'm being too loud.
03:00:18
Are you being too loud?
03:00:19
No, I'm just talking to general volume.
03:00:21
I don't know, I would answer before the police come.
03:00:24
I would go down to the desk and say, what's up?
03:00:28
Take your camera with you.
03:00:30
No, I don't feel like doing it because I've got a pen in here
03:00:33
and they could potentially charge me for vaping in here.
03:00:37
Stinking of the room.
03:00:38
I can't wait.
03:00:40
Just make sure the cameras rolling and I hope everything is fine.
03:00:46
See, I was going to wrap it up, but now I want to see what's going on, man.
03:00:49
It's only it's, it's 1:00, but it's a Tuesday, so it's not like.
03:00:53
Right, you got to be careful on hotels because there's, there's probably.
03:00:56
Oh, midnight. Oh, yeah.
03:00:57
We gotta finish that game where you're not going to you till we know where you are.
03:01:04
So. But it is funny because this is like, I'd be having this same
03:01:07
general conversation volume with anybody that would be in here.
03:01:10
So, like, I'm not allowed to talk at night.
03:01:13
No. You are allowed to talk.
03:01:15
I would even say you're allowed to talk at a reasonable conversational level.
03:01:19
If the walls are a problem, it's your choice then to cater.
03:01:23
If somebody is trying to sleep, then you could say,
03:01:25
oh, now that I'm aware, okay, I'll try to
03:01:28
take that into consideration.
03:01:31
Sorry, sir. You paid for this room to sleep.
03:01:33
There's sleep in orders 11 at 11 p.m..
03:01:36
Everybody's got to sleep.
03:01:38
I mean, they give me a desk and Wi-Fi for a reason.
03:01:40
I don't know.
03:01:43
What if,
03:01:44
what if your wallet fell out or something like.
03:01:47
Because if they called and came up, they clearly
03:01:49
I don't think they want to fuck with you. They try.
03:01:50
I want to tell you something. Credit card.
03:01:52
Something didn't work.
03:01:55
No, it did.
03:01:58
Well, this could be the last show.
03:02:00
A jury is about to get arrested and go away.
03:02:01
For a long time, I think that they would,
03:02:04
No, I know, don't you hate that I start going through shit?
03:02:06
I'm like, dude, I didn't do anything wrong. I saw the cop behind me.
03:02:10
I'm like, I have nothing on me yet.
03:02:11
I don't travel with stuff,
03:02:14
so, oh my God, what is this?
03:02:16
And how did I almost this shit?
03:02:18
Well, all right,
03:02:22
finally, Gary,
03:02:24
you sent me like, 30 fucking clips this week, and there's one.
03:02:29
There's this funny.
03:02:31
Okay.
03:02:40
Is it real?
03:02:40
It has to. Like, I'm going to.
03:02:42
I hope it's real.
03:02:44
Says dude, hit the wrong button.
03:02:45
Is there sound?
03:02:47
Oh, that sound fucked up.
03:02:51
Okay, first a for
03:02:54
it's a comedian.
03:02:55
This is. Please tell me Mashaba.
03:02:58
Oh maybe it's not.
03:02:59
I don't know.
03:03:02
Either way, it's fucking funny.
03:03:03
But first he's doing it down there. Yes.
03:03:05
And he's doing it all over his face.
03:03:09
So this is Mashaba I don't know, but like.
03:03:13
Bro, click the run button, bro.
03:03:15
What a fucking sense of humor that a guy with one arm can make fun of it.
03:03:18
That's when you get first aid. Anyway,
03:03:22
I can't stop watching him.
03:03:24
I can smell and see the.
03:03:29
It's the
03:03:31
it's the OCD. Me.
03:03:32
I keep waiting for him to finish.
03:03:36
Can I finish?
03:03:40
Humongous fungus.
03:03:41
We did that right.
03:03:42
The giant mushroom, which is so weird.
03:03:44
CGI. Yeah, it was in my pants. Yeah,
03:03:47
this is how I expect to be corrected
03:03:49
when I speak out in school.
03:03:52
Oh, yeah, we did that one quieter.
03:03:54
I should just do Asmr. The rest.
03:03:56
Wait, what?
03:03:58
Oh, you got headphones? I'm sorry.
03:04:00
I just yelled in your.
03:04:01
There's no am I?
03:04:01
I'm not loud, am I?
03:04:03
In my out in the open air?
03:04:05
I don't know.
03:04:06
Do you bother your family when you're doing a podcast?
03:04:09
That's right.
03:04:10
Yeah.
03:04:10
Sometimes
03:04:12
I get one day I want fucking four hours of the week.
03:04:14
Can I ask for four goddamn hours out of the week?
03:04:16
I'm sorry that it's from ten to fuck you
03:04:20
know, she doesn't
03:04:20
complain every once in a while to come down and just look at me.
03:04:23
I mean, she doesn't complain about this
03:04:26
other thing. Sure.
03:04:27
Right? Correct. Absolutely.
03:04:28
Yes. I misspoke, she doesn't complain about a lot, though.
03:04:33
I have a wonderful woman.
03:04:35
Too good to be true.
03:04:38
Too good.
03:04:41
So good.
03:04:42
Almost evil.
03:04:43
Sinister. Oh,
03:04:47
I want to try this new button.
03:04:50
I see it doesn't work unless some highlight. Yep.
03:04:52
Done. It works.
03:04:53
Why you still why you some black and white?
03:04:56
Who did that?
03:04:56
Because I'm apathetic to the.
03:04:59
I'm numb to color.
03:05:01
I try to fix it.
03:05:02
I want to switch it back as soon as he was going to.
03:05:05
I'm sorry.
03:05:05
As soon as we switch over to Rumble, I was going to say
03:05:07
YouTube sucked the color out of me. Suck the life out of me,
03:05:11
but I can't get to my camera because my camera's active.
03:05:14
Even if I stop the camera, I still can't get to my camera
03:05:17
because my camera's active to change the fucking black and white setting.
03:05:21
No, that's horrendous looking.
03:05:24
Dude. That looks like my dad. Is that Gary?
03:05:28
Yeah.
03:05:29
The only hair your chest I've ever seen in my life will be my father's.
03:05:33
That's that's.
03:05:35
I see a face in it. Do you see a face in it?
03:05:37
I see a face in it. It's so sexy.
03:05:38
I see it, face it, I do
03:05:41
your face.
03:05:55
All right.
03:05:55
I'm not leaving. I'll be right back.
03:05:57
You being too loud?
03:05:59
I'm gonna be.
03:06:00
I'll be right here.
03:06:01
I'll be right back to you. Yeah.
03:06:03
Me too.
03:06:05
It's the draw in Georgia.
03:06:07
I don't want to be too loud because they'll come knock on your door.
03:06:11
So draw it.
03:06:13
Draw, draw. It's the draw show.
03:06:15
Draw it.
03:06:16
Da da da da da da. You could try that.
03:06:19
Cha cha cha cha. Oh,
03:06:22
I bet you didn't think my shirt was green.
03:06:23
I thought you probably thought I was gray.
03:06:25
I didn't think you were going to come back.
03:06:29
I'm going to come.
03:06:30
You're coming.
03:06:33
I feel bad that I didn't come.
03:06:37
That was disturbing.
03:06:40
No, that's.
03:06:41
That's great. I love it.
03:06:44
Okay.
03:06:45
Get up.
03:06:46
Get them all out. Go go go.
03:06:48
There's more. Oh,
03:06:51
Saturday, March 1st is Saint David's day.
03:06:55
Make sure you celebrate.
03:07:00
And then you.
03:07:09
Chicken.
03:07:09
Heck, yeah.
03:07:10
We did that one.
03:07:16
Double down.
03:07:16
And where in the world is draw?
03:07:17
Yeah, we did that.
03:07:19
Told everybody I needed to fuck off.
03:07:22
You have no idea where I am.
03:07:24
You're not in Arizona. You go suck.
03:07:26
You guys suck.
03:07:27
You guys, I know you hate.
03:07:28
You should be happy. You've never won before
03:07:31
I did.
03:07:31
I win.
03:07:33
There's only so many options
03:07:37
I could just list through them.
03:07:38
But that's kind of I think I had.
03:07:41
But I think at some point.
03:07:45
Not doing at some point.
03:07:46
Is it okay.
03:07:48
Is that a clue you're in
03:07:51
Grosse Pointe somewhere?
03:07:53
I'm. No, I'm somewhere
03:07:56
you are definitely somewhere.
03:07:59
Oh, shit.
03:07:59
I left and everything fucking closed.
03:08:01
All my shit is gone.
03:08:02
You went all over the fucking world on that map.
03:08:06
You. I didn't go all over the world on the South.
03:08:09
Just because you didn't see snow doesn't mean there wasn't snow.
03:08:13
All right?
03:08:13
It could have just been right off. Right?
03:08:16
It's because of the darkness outside.
03:08:19
Yeah, that always trips me out when I drive.
03:08:21
It looks like it could be water, snow, airport.
03:08:24
You never really know right off the road like that. Could it be
03:08:28
a terrifying moment?
03:08:29
No driver wants to experience a missile.
03:08:31
Advice on I-78 strikes a windshield, shattering it
03:08:34
to pieces, and it's all caught on camera.
03:08:38
Very scary.
03:08:38
Good evening and thanks for joining us. I'm really scary. Davis.
03:08:41
It is an urgent reminder to drivers of the day.
03:08:44
The hate takes a dangerous turn
03:08:48
when a large chunk of ice is hurled.
03:08:51
Josh Keating's way.
03:08:52
You do the same the same day.
03:08:55
The same day or same week.
03:08:57
There a bar, a metal bar went through another guy's windshield in a bus
03:09:01
and hit him in the arm.
03:09:01
I don't have that footage anymore,
03:09:05
but like in the same spot of the same windshield, it's
03:09:08
it's like they're connected somehow.
03:09:18
So is.
03:09:20
That's beautiful. Have some art.
03:09:24
Man, it'd be awesome if you were in Montana.
03:09:26
Washington's too hilly, but there could have been a stretch.
03:09:29
Montana. I mean, Minnesota sucks.
03:09:32
I hope you're not.
03:09:33
There has to be North Dakota. Sahara.
03:09:36
I don't think you fly to Wisconsin.
03:09:39
Is it? Now?
03:09:41
If they fly.
03:09:42
If they fly it Wisconsin.
03:09:43
I want I want a job at your place, especially with a layover
03:09:47
for the full year.
03:09:48
Layover
03:09:50
we did.
03:09:50
So we used to fly so cheap because we would get stuck.
03:09:54
Only, you know, if you.
03:09:55
What's that call when you sit off the plane?
03:09:59
Standby at least to fly standby all the time.
03:10:01
And sometimes. So you would go.
03:10:03
I forgot where if I look on the map, maybe I'll know.
03:10:06
I want to say we were going to Florida
03:10:10
and we went to Denver.
03:10:15
I don't know, we just we went.
03:10:16
We went, criss crossed.
03:10:18
We criss crossed and flew for like, fucking seven hours to go.
03:10:21
What should have been, what, one straight down?
03:10:25
Two technically, like hour, 45 minutes, I think.
03:10:28
All right.
03:10:31
I don't know, so I've,
03:10:32
I can kind of many times I've flown on one hand
03:10:35
so I was right.
03:10:36
Is it is George North is it North Dakota.
03:10:39
Is it.
03:10:41
I, I don't know it is it is North Dakota.
03:10:45
All right.
03:10:45
I could play the fucking close out thing then that I spent so much time
03:10:49
making from the markets out east to the docks in Kalamazoo.
03:10:54
If you see her, don't wait till the Jeep is on the loose
03:10:59
or she'll vanish in a flash and they'll be left without a clue.
03:11:03
Where in the world is the Ranger, Dr. Drew?
03:11:06
Yo, Georgia.
03:11:10
Yeah,
03:11:12
yeah, I just want to make sure it sounded nothing like it.
03:11:15
That was the point.
03:11:15
Yeah, it's a good replacement, but I do miss the original.
03:11:21
Well, what we'll do is we'll write a parody
03:11:23
with the same cadence of the original, I think.
03:11:26
So I just didn't have time to do that.
03:11:30
Me either.
03:11:30
Do I?
03:11:33
You guys all thought it was a joke, but I really did lose my job
03:11:35
because of this podcast last week.
03:11:37
So I'm going through a little bit of a transition phase right now.
03:11:40
See, I don't have a job like an employment.
03:11:41
I have contracts. So I lost my biggest contract ever.
03:11:44
So first I lost Chase Bank and now I lost this latest one.
03:11:49
So it's like I get fired every day and I have to go find new work every day
03:11:53
and every week. So I'm much more busy than I used to be.
03:11:57
It's kind of fun though.
03:11:58
I lost weight, I feel better, it's like I'm hunting again.
03:12:00
Instead of just sitting and waiting for birds to fall into my lap.
03:12:04
It's a good analogy.
03:12:07
Hunters are healthy, is what I'm saying.
03:12:11
You got anything else?
03:12:13
No, no, I just got to thinking
03:12:16
about how pissed off I am about the fucking the knock.
03:12:20
It's just a horseshit.
03:12:21
Like I get it, but, like, just deal with it.
03:12:23
Put a pillow over your head for them to laugh at them.
03:12:25
If I'm just talking generally.
03:12:27
So is it like an older hotel or you can actually call room to room?
03:12:30
Because we used to get dicks.
03:12:32
Like I think it was the use a desk, you know what it was and it was the neighbor.
03:12:38
You just
03:12:38
call and see if they'd pick up and just go, hey, what's going on? You?
03:12:42
Who's calling?
03:12:44
They have no idea what they do came from.
03:12:46
No. Right.
03:12:47
They knew it was from a room, though.
03:12:50
Or maybe not. If you could call out to. Right.
03:12:51
If it was a regular, I mean. Yeah, right.
03:12:53
It's just going to ring if
03:12:56
you're going to get a note in the morning.
03:12:58
Wait. Go look on your door.
03:12:59
They probably put something on it or under it.
03:13:01
No they're they're waiting there to nab you.
03:13:04
Right. Exactly.
03:13:05
I heard he looks at the people.
03:13:07
No, it was, it was this chintzy little like
03:13:11
it was like in the Waterford area.
03:13:13
And there was like, get together for a particular podcast
03:13:17
that, they used to potentially.
03:13:23
No, no big deal.
03:13:24
But my brother, my brother, I got in a hotel room because he was like,
03:13:29
you up.
03:13:30
He was there with a chick.
03:13:31
And then, like, she didn't get your computer.
03:13:34
Never.
03:13:34
Whatever.
03:13:35
But, so we go there afterwards just to, like,
03:13:38
hang out for a minute, and we were just having a regular general conversation.
03:13:42
Close. Yeah.
03:13:44
And so then all of a sudden, I can't hear you, and we're even trying to be quiet.
03:13:47
We're, like, talking like this kind of a bit.
03:13:49
And there's a knock on the door, perhaps, or it's on.
03:13:53
Oh, fuck. You clip this supposed to be a knock, damn it.
03:13:55
And you were in the right spot.
03:13:57
I hate is exactly what that's exactly. You know, he's not going just like that.
03:14:00
No. It was.
03:14:01
I thought it was okay, but the lady started yelling, like.
03:14:05
Kind of like telling us through the door, like she's like, can you guys be quiet?
03:14:09
I'm trying to sleep. And we're like, well, we are being quiet.
03:14:13
And she's like, you
03:14:14
know, we can't just talk like we can't just talk like a.
03:14:19
Then I'd start bargaining with the hotel.
03:14:21
I'd be like, dude, this is a hotel in the room.
03:14:23
It's not a sleep.
03:14:26
So, you know, if I'm supposed to sleep.
03:14:28
I had no plan and no intention of sleeping.
03:14:30
I would like some of my money back. That's fine.
03:14:32
But it's.
03:14:32
The problem is, just like, I don't know what you expect.
03:14:35
It's. It's.
03:14:37
You can't guarantee
03:14:40
that.
03:14:42
But that's pretty, isn't it?
03:14:44
Guaranteed in the Constitution?
03:14:46
No, I have enough. I've watched enough judge juries.
03:14:48
The situation is like, are you supposed to be a specific volume?
03:14:54
Probably. Do you have to be? No.
03:14:56
If you're not and you bother your neighbors, the
03:14:59
the neighbor has the right to not stay here and get a refund.
03:15:02
They don't have a right to tell me not to, like, talk at a regular volume.
03:15:07
Yeah, but if you were like loud music or anything above what I.
03:15:10
If I was being an asshole.
03:15:12
Yes. Yeah.
03:15:13
You got to be pretty freaking loud
03:15:14
and disturbing to break the decibel level of disturbing the peace.
03:15:18
And I have I have I have audio recording of
03:15:21
has I well, how loud I've been this entire time as evidence. So
03:15:26
maybe yeah the podcast to them.
03:15:28
And I notice you only have one ear thing.
03:15:30
And did you take that out after.
03:15:31
Because sometimes I get loud when I both in because I don't really
03:15:35
but I mean, you know, you always just had one and so you had it.
03:15:38
You were aware of your outside surroundings today.
03:15:40
There was no echoing or.
03:15:42
Yeah,
03:15:44
fuck that man.
03:15:45
There'll be a
03:15:47
I don't know, I don't care.
03:15:48
I'm not going to be held in pairs. What are they going to do?
03:15:50
I'm going to call the I'm going to call the hotel.
03:15:52
What's your room number?
03:15:53
I'm, I'm
03:15:54
going to be extremely quiet tomorrow because I'm going to like, sleep pillow.
03:15:57
New Mexico hotel board.
03:15:59
Give me the number of all the hotels in North Dakota that.
03:16:04
Yeah. New Mexico.
03:16:06
I'm in the wrong state.
03:16:07
But I'll find you.
03:16:09
Search keywords first.
03:16:11
I found the kid.
03:16:12
That's the greatest producer move I've done in a long time.
03:16:16
You found him? What do you mean, you found him?
03:16:17
I found the kid. I found him, guys.
03:16:20
I got him on the show.
03:16:21
I booked the kid there like that better.
03:16:24
I don't know why I said I found. Yeah, I found him there.
03:16:26
Maybe he sounds like he listens.
03:16:28
I got his number off an Aids walk list.
03:16:32
Really?
03:16:33
No. You had to go.
03:16:34
You had to hound him in order to get him to do that?
03:16:40
No. You want to know the story?
03:16:41
I said no, no. Hey, hey.
03:16:44
Okay. I said, hey, guys.
03:16:47
I said, hey,
03:16:49
I'm the kid.
03:16:50
I said, Jordan. Jordan.
03:16:51
Actually, yeah, this is what I said because it's pretty sappy and sad.
03:16:56
I said, hi, this is me.
03:16:58
Obviously, we're all wondering what you're up to.
03:17:00
Your Mrs.. Your hair,
03:17:02
and if you've been in there choosing to avoid us, do not respond.
03:17:06
I don't even know if this is you.
03:17:09
I do hope you're well.
03:17:11
I hope you avoided any fallout.
03:17:13
I don't know if you listen or watch anymore.
03:17:15
Catch me up.
03:17:16
Anything the kid related, please.
03:17:19
I will abide by your request not to share or share anything.
03:17:21
Let me know something more about you're in the hair, blah blah blah.
03:17:26
And then I put a please, please, please at the end
03:17:29
and he didn't do shit.
03:17:32
He still hasn't responded to the by the way.
03:17:34
Kind of pisses me off.
03:17:35
So so then it made it even weirder.
03:17:37
No respect.
03:17:38
So I'm thinking it doesn't really work.
03:17:40
I'm thinking, shit, I got the wrong number and this might not even be his number.
03:17:44
We've never actually communicated. He didn't give me this number.
03:17:48
And then I texted it again.
03:17:50
Color text 15863 rounds three,
03:17:53
which you can still do now for a few more minutes if you'd like.
03:17:55
I've heard that for
03:17:57
and I told to do it during the show or any time and leave a message if he could.
03:18:00
And I would also understand if he ignores this and never, ever talks to me again.
03:18:05
And he didn't respond, but he surprised me by calling on the show and perfect kid
03:18:08
and flat dress fashion in an amazing
03:18:12
kid segment,
03:18:14
so hopefully he can be on again now that we know.
03:18:16
I mean, we'll just send him the link.
03:18:18
I'll just send him the link every day he's out of China.
03:18:20
We'll put him in the chain.
03:18:22
He's going to take this spot before you know it.
03:18:23
You know Gary is going to replace you with him.
03:18:26
It's just going to happen. Yeah.
03:18:29
And then
03:18:30
your plan is to replace me, so it'll it'll work out.
03:18:33
That's right.
03:18:34
And I can go start another podcast and just keep.
03:18:36
Yeah. Keep on going.
03:18:38
Going and going and going.
03:18:40
Yeah.
03:18:44
Okay.
03:18:44
Yeah.
03:18:44
That makes sense.
03:18:50
Two very popular YouTube channels.
03:18:53
Oh, okay.
03:18:53
That'd be kickass.
03:18:58
I have a little, little,
03:19:00
one is live TV for dogs and one is live music for dogs.
03:19:04
Oh, we should, we should, we should rename the podcast podcast for dogs.
03:19:09
Podcast for different rants for dogs.
03:19:13
But we don't change that.
03:19:14
We don't change the podcast at all.
03:19:16
We just change the name.
03:19:18
Well, so here's if this is a thing.
03:19:21
This is the same exact video on both of these.
03:19:24
I don't think anybody can argue that
03:19:26
same exact one gets more views in the other
03:19:31
music and dogs get much more clicks than TV and dogs.
03:19:35
Yeah, what?
03:19:36
Actually, I was going to say it's ridiculous
03:19:38
to think that dogs watch TV, but my cat watches TV often.
03:19:42
Yeah.
03:19:45
All right, well, the dog she fantastic.
03:19:48
She accidentally stepped on the remote control and turned the TV on.
03:19:52
But the amount of time that times that she does it is.
03:19:55
Did you say your dog's girlfriend?
03:19:58
My girlfriend's dog.
03:19:59
She'll step on the remote and turn the TV on.
03:20:01
And it's so weird because she does it too often that it's almost like, do you know?
03:20:06
Does she,
03:20:07
does she put on like a particular channel, like, I know Animal Planet or is on, but
03:20:11
but the TV was off and all of a sudden we hear the TV on and we're like,
03:20:16
what the fuck is that?
03:20:17
And so we go in the other room and she's on the couch
03:20:19
looking at the TV, and the TV's on and it's like, what the.
03:20:22
I have more questions.
03:20:23
Is the remote on the couch or the floor?
03:20:25
Or is it like it's, you know, cat like, does she have to open a drawer to get.
03:20:31
No, no. And on that,
03:20:32
she would jump from the ground to the Ottoman right into the couch.
03:20:36
Right.
03:20:37
I would so if it was just so weird that she would,
03:20:39
it would happen so often, but also to hit that button.
03:20:42
Exactly like it's so weird, right?
03:20:44
Do you mean the giant red button that that is designed to be pushed no matter what?
03:20:48
It's not giant.
03:20:49
Which fucking kind of gets bigger than every the.
03:20:52
Do you have one of those old folks remotes?
03:20:54
A gigantic fucking so you don't lose it?
03:20:57
Yeah, but
03:21:00
you know what?
03:21:00
I fucking lost it.
03:21:02
That's perfect.
03:21:04
That's that's the whole point of it, is it?
03:21:05
It it's tiny.
03:21:07
It's the tiniest fucking little thing.
03:21:09
But yeah, except for that.
03:21:11
My point is, though, that at one,
03:21:13
all the one button turns it on.
03:21:15
Move the remote and see if it still happens.
03:21:19
Like, put it on, you know, put it not near the Ottoman.
03:21:22
Yeah, yeah.
03:21:23
Put it up on the shelf somewhere else. Yeah.
03:21:25
The fucking.
03:21:26
Then if the dog does it, I'll be impressed.
03:21:31
Oh my God, I forgot one thing.
03:21:32
We got to do this. This first of all, we got to fix.
03:21:35
We got to fix this and pick the topic for next week.
03:21:37
I had such a relaxing week
03:21:38
knowing what the topic was and not having to worry about it.
03:21:42
I thought
03:21:42
I forgot to did debut the new picker wheel.
03:21:46
Son of a bitch.
03:21:48
Gary. Still watching
03:21:50
picker.
03:21:50
Look at this amazing thing.
03:21:53
See how good this works out today?
03:21:57
Right on
03:21:59
our from
03:22:01
mean.
03:22:02
Come on. Don't make me look bad.
03:22:03
Picker wheel.
03:22:04
I spent a lot of time on this.
03:22:06
That's why it's much better.
03:22:07
He's got hip hop music.
03:22:08
Should people be fisted?
03:22:10
Oh, no. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Should people be fined?
03:22:12
For what? Should people be fined?
03:22:16
I thought it said.
03:22:16
Should people be fisted for wasting food?
03:22:19
But it says,
03:22:21
right, should people be fined?
03:22:23
It said the way I think that wasting the
03:22:26
fee in fined in the city and wasting.
03:22:30
I really thought it said should people be fed?
03:22:33
So you
03:22:33
throw those couple fries away, go. You.
03:22:37
Yeah.
03:22:38
Isn't that what fisted means when you raise your fist at somebody and.
03:22:46
Then at the dildo
03:22:46
factory, should people be fined for wasting food? No.
03:22:51
Absolutely not.
03:22:51
So my we are my whole generation is fat because they couldn't.
03:22:55
There was a time when I was young enough, when I could not get up from the table to
03:22:58
my plate was clean.
03:23:00
But then as an adult, I learned that you should stop eating when you're full.
03:23:05
No. Right.
03:23:06
Well, yeah, that's a problem too.
03:23:08
But they've also said there's studies that say that there's plenty of there's
03:23:12
more than enough food for every single person
03:23:14
in the world that the problem is access.
03:23:19
Yeah, I have access.
03:23:22
No, I'm just saying that's literally we have food right here.
03:23:25
That's what the experts say.
03:23:27
There's enough food for everyone.
03:23:29
More than enough food in the world.
03:23:32
Just not everyone who has access to its craft.
03:23:34
And Nestlé is hoarding it.
03:23:38
No, it's because you like.
03:23:39
It's because of like it's wasted.
03:23:41
Well, then we should start finding people.
03:23:43
Maybe they won't.
03:23:44
So on the other hand too, that people need encouragement.
03:23:49
I don't know, can we get rid of the sweets,
03:23:51
baked goods, the terrible for you?
03:23:54
Fine. You get a fine for that.
03:23:56
I mean, so is bread.
03:23:57
Most bread is has just as much sugar as ice cream.
03:24:00
No, it's just the carb. The empty carbs.
03:24:03
It turns into sugar.
03:24:06
On this wheel is supposed to make us fight.
03:24:10
You want to argue and fight, or for some reason, it has a
03:24:14
punch up.
03:24:18
Oh, it says Kenny Omega.
03:24:20
Best in the world are overrated with this beads you have.
03:24:22
No, I don't know who Kenny Omega is. No.
03:24:25
How did you get this in here, though?
03:24:26
I spent a lot of time, actually.
03:24:28
Instead of just saying, here, fill this up, I fucking.
03:24:31
He's a very specific.
03:24:33
He's an independent wrestler.
03:24:35
Until he got hired by the new
03:24:39
wrestling organization, which is owned by a billionaire son.
03:24:42
So he has enough money to chuck it, whatever the fuck.
03:24:44
So he's pretty much funding his own television show.
03:24:49
So he's the best in the world.
03:24:50
Just he's just a
03:24:52
slightly muscular, undersized
03:24:55
guy who isn't good at talking, isn't a good character.
03:24:58
But do, flippy do match
03:25:02
where he, you know, gets a million with devastating matches.
03:25:07
They just don't flip and die fancy.
03:25:09
Just kind of fancy. Yeah, they just kind of flippity flop.
03:25:11
Like it's fucking Jackie Chan. Like.
03:25:14
Like Jackie Chan in the movies. Great.
03:25:16
Jackie Chan in a wrestling ring.
03:25:18
Just look stupid, you know?
03:25:20
What do you want to see? Blunt force trauma and blood?
03:25:22
No, I just want to see something that looks realistic.
03:25:24
Not just like you're not going to do much, flippy dos to hurt somebody.
03:25:28
Like you're going to just punch them and kick them and throw them,
03:25:31
you know, like a.
03:25:34
Yeah, but think we get another see if we can get another wrestling
03:25:36
one wrestling, lots of wrestling and, rap
03:25:40
like. Oh.
03:25:46
Why do people refuse to use their turn signals?
03:25:50
I don't think they refuse to.
03:25:51
I think they're just stupid.
03:25:53
I was taking my.
03:25:57
My father's mother.
03:25:58
That my grandma.
03:25:59
No, that's my aunt.
03:26:01
I was taking my aunt.
03:26:04
Very old lady lives in upstate New York.
03:26:06
I was taking her somewhere.
03:26:08
Either your grandma.
03:26:09
My father's sister is my aunt.
03:26:12
That's what I. That's what I meant to say. Great.
03:26:15
Yeah. Basically a granite.
03:26:16
Granite? She,
03:26:19
She used to yell at me for signaling the squirrels
03:26:21
because they lived in, like, a mile long driveway before
03:26:24
I even got to the fucking road. Kind of a place.
03:26:27
And where she's from, because everything is contextual, right?
03:26:29
Like, if you live in the city,
03:26:30
you should use your turn signal every time you live in the conceptual.
03:26:34
Yeah, that's what I said. Can.
03:26:35
No, that's not what I said.
03:26:37
If you live in the country, it's almost embarrassing to use your turn
03:26:39
signal because you're literally the only one there.
03:26:43
So she would always tell me, why are you signaling the squirrels?
03:26:46
That's all.
03:26:46
It was a stupid story.
03:26:47
I just want to finish,
03:26:49
try and take away from your weird eating.
03:26:53
Yeah, I'm just having a gummy talk.
03:26:56
Oh. All right. Okay. Tomato.
03:26:58
Yeah.
03:26:59
All winding down.
03:27:05
What should we ban?
03:27:06
X is the new Y comparisons.
03:27:08
I don't know what that is. I don't know how you been like.
03:27:11
It sounds like something that you can't.
03:27:13
You can't ban free speech.
03:27:17
Like, you know, is it a draw?
03:27:20
Is the new geared, you know, like.
03:27:24
All right.
03:27:26
Draws the new Gary.
03:27:27
What's the topic? Gary?
03:27:30
Liberty flame.
03:27:33
Would
03:27:34
you be pretty?
03:27:35
Well, I don't know.
03:27:36
Sounds a lot like the kid.
03:27:38
I'm confused.
03:27:40
It does it
03:27:42
a little bit. I don't think I can do it.
03:27:44
I don't think I could do it impersonation.
03:27:46
Let me try to do a kid impersonation.
03:27:51
Hi. I'm the kid.
03:27:53
This is the clip.
03:27:54
See, I'm not good at doing a kid impersonation.
03:27:56
No, that's never happened.
03:27:57
Turbo over the kid.
03:27:59
Hey, hey, you're those just.
03:28:01
All you got to do is bad mouth religion.
03:28:03
He's it people the way you God sucks wearing the murder.
03:28:06
Look at my head.
03:28:08
I think I'll be right back after the fight.
03:28:10
I need to talk to you.
03:28:12
Right.
03:28:12
Man, I don't know any single
03:28:14
words, though, so we won't be able to pick the next topic.
03:28:17
Would knowing for sure about an afterlife
03:28:20
change how people behave?
03:28:23
Knowing for sure is the key part of this this phrase here knowing for.
03:28:27
So basically I'm asking Gary or you
03:28:31
if for sure there was proof how what would
03:28:35
well what well the afterlife as far as like
03:28:38
you need to be a good person in order to go to this afterlife,
03:28:41
because that's not essentially what this is saying. Right?
03:28:43
Like knowing for sure about an afterlife.
03:28:45
So there's a heaven and hell.
03:28:47
Let's just say that if you if even that if you just
03:28:50
because I think some people okay, you could look at it as like okay, but
03:28:54
once I die, even if there's an afterlife, I'm still not here anymore.
03:28:57
So if it doesn't play, I'm like, I could be an asshole here, but
03:29:01
still go to an afterlife.
03:29:04
Even if it's
03:29:05
like it doesn't that I'm bad, I guess because such.
03:29:08
I'm such a piece of shit skeptic that when I hear this automatically follow you
03:29:13
people are going to cheat, code this and think, wait, what?
03:29:16
So these rules about I can just send and ask for forgiveness a real.
03:29:19
So then people would just start
03:29:22
Monday through Saturday
03:29:23
would be just pieces of shit, and then Sunday would be
03:29:28
happy to be like, I'm going to go earn my afterlife and ask for forgiveness.
03:29:31
But these are the real rules.
03:29:32
If there's proof, Happy Days are here to say
03:29:36
Monday.
03:29:36
Yeah, happy day.
03:29:39
I think pieces of shit are going to act like pieces of shit
03:29:41
with proof or not.
03:29:44
And people that are genuinely good are going to be genuinely good and helpful.
03:29:49
Like I.
03:29:49
Just because there's an afterlife doesn't mean it's based on being a good
03:29:52
person or a bad person.
03:29:57
Well, it does mention behavior.
03:30:00
Well, it could just mean that
03:30:01
that shit could still follow you is the one thing like,
03:30:05
you know,
03:30:05
if you raped a kid, you would be, like, known as a kid raper of your entire life.
03:30:09
So you would then go into the afterlife and people would still look at you
03:30:13
as a kid raper.
03:30:14
Right? Like, so that's, you know, I mean,
03:30:16
but even if you still think they would change their behavior
03:30:19
and make them stop raping kids, I think is what the question.
03:30:21
No, but it would change how other people treat them is.
03:30:24
And that's how really just the justice sometimes is is
03:30:28
delivered.
03:30:29
Unfortunately, I think even without the proof, people that believe
03:30:33
definitely judge.
03:30:35
I believe I do want to, but thou shalt not judge unless thou
03:30:41
first be judged or something like that.
03:30:45
All right, one more spin off and we got to pick a topic.
03:30:48
I think that's how we're gonna.
03:30:49
We should punitively leave.
03:30:51
I want to believe punish Gary,
03:30:55
but he likes hearing that.
03:30:56
I don't know, but, yeah, we need to. We gotta.
03:30:58
If he's not here for the topic meeting at the end of the show,
03:31:01
then we will just pick it.
03:31:02
He said.
03:31:03
The the the main reason
03:31:04
he started this because we were all drunk and high somewhere
03:31:09
and he said, I can rant about anything.
03:31:11
And I started listening to topics that were ridiculously impossible to
03:31:14
rant about.
03:31:14
And he was like all kinds of he makes all kinds of statements.
03:31:18
I'm still right.
03:31:18
I'm still waiting for one rant. That's worthy.
03:31:21
My point when I'm going to stop the show is when he hits one that's worthy enough.
03:31:25
Hasn't happened yet.
03:31:26
He started today.
03:31:27
He came pretty close today.
03:31:29
Every time it seems to be the best.
03:31:31
He gets better than the last, but it's still not good enough.
03:31:33
No, our out of body experience is just brain glitches.
03:31:37
Yes, it's the worst.
03:31:41
I think they're tricks, delusions,
03:31:43
hallucinations, dreams, mistakes.
03:31:47
The other day,
03:31:50
I kept thinking that I saw somebody thrown in my driveway.
03:31:53
I swore I saw someone in my driveway,
03:31:58
but then I realized it was just the tree making the streetlight light go.
03:32:02
But, like, for three times of it
03:32:04
happening, I'm like, there's somebody pulling in my door.
03:32:06
Why is somebody pulling my driveway this time of the night? I,
03:32:10
I think an out-of-body experience could be that simple.
03:32:13
This is another body experience.
03:32:18
It is.
03:32:22
I have one of those.
03:32:23
It's really bad.
03:32:24
Yeah.
03:32:25
I think I'm coming up soon.
03:32:28
As soon as this podcast.
03:32:30
Mind 17 seconds. One.
03:32:35
So bad.
03:32:40
I think Gary did not make it.
03:32:41
If very. If you're still here, comment.
03:32:44
What is the topic?
03:32:49
If not, what is it?
03:32:50
It's,
03:32:54
It's going to be March,
03:32:55
and I have spread my poop all over the walls of the bathroom.
03:33:00
What the fuck do you have?
03:33:01
Random is that actually on your soundboard,
03:33:03
or did you just have random public ones through there on the.
03:33:06
Yeah, through the voice.
03:33:07
Mother, you got some random
03:33:08
you can just do actually keyword search poop and get a nice list.
03:33:12
Yeah, I don't know how you could upload them before,
03:33:16
but now they have an update to where like it's very obvious how to upload them.
03:33:19
So part of me wants to upload ours, but part of me also doesn't
03:33:23
because they're like they're ours.
03:33:24
They're not other people's, they're ours. Motherfucker.
03:33:28
But at the same time,
03:33:29
we could become popular in the.
03:33:33
Voice mod drop group.
03:33:35
Whatever. It and get a bunch of.
03:33:38
Is that the popular group?
03:33:39
I have no idea.
03:33:40
It's a nice app, though.
03:33:41
I do like it.
03:33:42
Other than the update that they did, that makes you not be able
03:33:44
to get rid of this stupid inspector window.
03:33:47
No, I do, I can't.
03:33:48
I tried that thing so much, I even paid for it
03:33:51
and I can't get it to work every time.
03:33:53
Every, voice mod that I use sounds like fucking RFK Jr.
03:33:58
Really?
03:33:58
I just use the drops.
03:34:00
The drop section is great.
03:34:03
Yes, I have tried. It is great.
03:34:06
I have my stream deck here that I use for drives,
03:34:09
the stream deck for my sound drops.
03:34:12
I literally have a folder with all the mp3's
03:34:14
or whatever sound in it, and I can just assign it to a button.
03:34:18
Yeah, look at this, so I can't.
03:34:19
I used to be able to get rid of this
03:34:21
window over here, and now I can't get rid of this anymore.
03:34:24
So it crops. Why?
03:34:26
What happens if you hit the book?
03:34:30
You know, next to this didn't this didn't used to be here.
03:34:33
I can't get rid of this.
03:34:35
And now this. I can't get rid of it.
03:34:36
And that's my issue because we want to have our shit like I can't.
03:34:41
This. I used to be right. But what?
03:34:43
See you next, Inspector. What is the view?
03:34:45
What is that? But. Yeah. What does that change?
03:34:47
Oh, yeah. Okay. Library book, I gotcha.
03:34:50
I thought it was you. Can't you change that?
03:34:52
You can.
03:34:53
This bothers me too, because you can't like.
03:34:56
And then even trying to add this to.
03:34:57
If I'm trying to add this to a,
03:34:58
to a, list, it blocks some of the fucking ones too.
03:35:03
And I've complained about this to them.
03:35:04
But yeah, they don't give me the thing.
03:35:07
Brady, where is the clip?
03:35:09
Yeah,
03:35:10
I don't know if, the clips get shown tonight.
03:35:13
Amen.
03:35:15
So yeah. You should.
03:35:16
Can you assign those to keys too?
03:35:17
So you can just put a key to play it?
03:35:19
Yeah, you can, but I've never done that because if I'm typing words, it'll go
03:35:23
a little. It'll say, well, that's why you make the keys.
03:35:26
All my key presses that aren't specific are control, shift, alt, and the key.
03:35:31
So you don't accidentally ever push that?
03:35:33
Well, I don't really give a shit, because if you don't want to talk
03:35:36
the way this Bible talks, you should keep your mouth shut and tell me what to do.
03:35:41
Keep your mouth shut.
03:35:46
Kerry must be asleep.
03:35:47
He did not respond with the topic.
03:35:50
Well, he normally doesn't,
03:35:52
so shit, this is an old one and I know you
03:35:56
dreaming versus owning media.
03:35:58
I don't know what that means.
03:36:01
Like, actually, media.
03:36:03
So I know a friend there.
03:36:06
Streaming services, you get access to a lot of stuff.
03:36:10
He had like a thousand Apple iTunes songs,
03:36:15
and they just took him away from them because he didn't pay $2 for them
03:36:19
back in the day, if you only paid a dollar, you somehow, or only
03:36:23
you weren't buying them in perpetuity.
03:36:25
I don't think that's true.
03:36:26
He lost them.
03:36:29
I do know that, and the quality I had,
03:36:33
I've had stuff removed from my hard drives that were copyrighted, bootleg stuff
03:36:38
that I downloaded from torrent sites, and somehow
03:36:42
they're able to,
03:36:46
you know,
03:36:47
tell that you have it on a drive and be able to remove it.
03:36:50
I don't know how that works, but bullshit.
03:36:53
That's this stuff would just magically disappear.
03:36:55
Copyrighted things that were from the app.
03:36:58
Yeah. But not known.
03:37:00
It would be downloaded from a torrent site.
03:37:02
It would be on a hard drive.
03:37:03
And supposedly that they were able to search for
03:37:08
copyrighted stuff, and if they found it, they would delete it. Yep.
03:37:11
It would exist until you plugged it into a drive
03:37:14
that was connected to the internet and it would fucking all of a sudden
03:37:17
you'd have a random bunch of stuff that would just be it, just disappear.
03:37:21
Yeah.
03:37:21
So they had stuff that was total rights management,
03:37:25
you know, that they had that they put in encryption and shit
03:37:27
and it would not be playable, but it wouldn't disappear.
03:37:30
Not that I recall should disappear, my brothers from your like.
03:37:33
Yeah, from your library, but not
03:37:36
if the if the library is connected online and they had access maybe.
03:37:40
Right, I would I don't know how exactly you were able to do that.
03:37:43
I think if you have a claim over the Spotify changed everything.
03:37:47
Nobody owns any media anymore.
03:37:50
They just listen to it on Spotify or watch it on that Spotify.
03:37:53
Change everything. Are you fucking retarded?
03:37:56
Yeah, but what do you mean in what context?
03:37:58
Here.
03:37:58
Apple changed everything.
03:38:03
Are you kidding me?
03:38:04
You're going to give it to Spotify? No, because. Yeah, because I.
03:38:07
My point was, is because Apple made you buy each MP3.
03:38:10
The Apple Music.
03:38:11
Apple did this music as well, but you had to, like, pay for it.
03:38:16
I've never seen
03:38:17
some free Apple Music with ads.
03:38:22
They have that because I'm unaware
03:38:25
I think.
03:38:25
So I think they have random libraries.
03:38:26
You can,
03:38:28
but you got to pay monthly to even get access to it and you get access to a lot.
03:38:31
It's worth it.
03:38:32
I'm not saying it's not worth it, but I mean free spot.
03:38:34
Like right now
03:38:36
I listen to Spotify like I listen to radio,
03:38:38
and every once in a while there's an ad, but very rarely I don't pay for it.
03:38:41
I'm not a premium member of anything.
03:38:44
That being said, please donate, comment, like and subscribe down there.
03:38:47
Become a premium member.
03:38:51
That'd be great.
03:38:53
That would be great.
03:38:54
I'll be. Up.
03:39:00
On telegram.
03:39:07
Vince Russo's book genius or Absolute trash?
03:39:10
Genius because it had the
03:39:12
highest ratings ever in wrestling.
03:39:16
Bullshit, I think was absolute trash.
03:39:18
You don't even know what that means.
03:39:19
You're right. That's why I think it's absolute trash.
03:39:22
Not important.
03:39:23
That was really productive segment, wasn't it?
03:39:25
It was great.
03:39:27
I loved it.
03:39:27
Kenny Omega, the Kenny Omega thing and, Vince Russo thing.
03:39:31
There's two wrestling things. What are you doing?
03:39:33
That's great.
03:39:35
So my challenge was we want to fight more.
03:39:37
So I said,
03:39:39
do you know, draw?
03:39:40
And it said, fuck yeah, I know draw.
03:39:42
And then it fucking said,
03:39:44
give me at least a thousand things that he's interested in.
03:39:47
It will bitch either support or hate.
03:39:50
You're not understanding that I couldn't care.
03:39:52
And he loves hate hate hate hate hate hate hate.
03:39:55
I don't give a crap about that.
03:39:57
Next week we're going to rain on
03:40:00
and probably another visit from the clock.
03:40:02
It was the worst.
03:40:03
It's just and everything like that.
03:40:05
I can see your drop buttons on the little bar for the right.
03:40:08
Yeah, you can see the left.
03:40:09
I forgot to move it around.
03:40:11
It's nifty.
03:40:14
All right, I guess I'll get in the show.
03:40:15
I don't really want to do that.
03:40:16
I like to sit here and chat.
03:40:17
Oh, great stuff with those friends.
03:40:21
Cast gold.
03:40:22
I'm chatting to the sound drops on last video.
03:40:24
It was.
03:40:28
Okay. Bye.
03:40:29
Has above, so below.
03:40:31
Have fun while it lasted though was good night flat talk to you, buddy.
03:40:34
Hi, Dave. Hi, Dave. Hi, Dave.
03:40:37
Seriously, pick a topic.
03:40:38
This is this is this is what I call intro.
03:40:40
But this intro is really just like the most common use.
03:40:43
And this is usually what I start the show with.
03:40:45
But, because I've got everything like, oh,
03:40:49
I'm gonna come, I've gotta, I gotta show to run.
03:40:51
I'm the face of the franchise.
03:40:53
There little things at all. I don't care what I look like.
03:40:56
And then I got the clip on.
03:40:57
Give me the thing, Brady.
03:40:58
Where's the clip? Roll the clip. Brady.
03:41:01
Yeah, I missed it.
03:41:02
I hate it when you're. It's weird.
03:41:04
I'm so fucked up.
03:41:06
I absolutely hate it most of the times you're doing it.
03:41:07
But I missed it today when it wasn't happening.
03:41:10
Thanks, Brady.
03:41:11
Thanks, Brady.
03:41:12
Is that come on.
03:41:13
You want to try and pick a topic.
03:41:15
If you pick a topic and I make a title page for it, we have a good shot of it.
03:41:18
Being a show topic is Amen. Amen.
03:41:22
Beautiful Bible study
03:41:25
it. Wait. Just men?
03:41:26
How about just to wants to rent? Rent men?
03:41:29
Where's my Bible study draft?
03:41:31
I'll remember that.
03:41:34
No, no, I love the Bible study.
03:41:36
I want to lead a Bible study.
03:41:39
What did he say?
03:41:43
I clicked it at the same time.
03:41:44
You didn't know, right?
03:41:45
Yeah, no, I know, I think you double click because I didn't.
03:41:48
I click shit.
03:41:49
Oh, let me try that.
03:41:50
I'm not going anywhere as above.
03:41:52
So what did he say
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then? I hit my.
03:41:55
Oh yes, he did it again. Yes. Correct.
03:41:58
The after shows blocked.
03:42:04
It was his sister Brady.
03:42:07
Brady and or Gary as above.
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And so you know because he's so close.
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Maybe you were doing it before we were gonna make it.
03:42:19
Make our dreams come true Brady.
03:42:21
And don't show it Brady.
03:42:24
Andrews I want to see the show now.
03:42:26
I draw my wife is desperately trying to get me to come inside.