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Whoo hoo!
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Yeah.
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The time is now 10:01 p.m..
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Do you know where your rubbish goes?
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Hi, I'm Gary, and welcome to Fladge Rants Live.
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Today the topic is rubbish.
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Trash, junk.
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Garbage.
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Excess.
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Waste.
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Refuse.
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If you've seen the show
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before, you used to be not being prepared.
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And if you're not used to the show.
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Welcome.
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I've written one sentence and I'm going to read it so I don't get it wrong.
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For a while now, I have been trying to filter out the rubbish
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I encounter in life to screen out some pretty silly ideas
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so that we can have a rational conversation
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without the burden of cumbersome, nonsensical philosophical baggage.
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But my efforts have met with limited success, due in part
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to the fact that it is these exact ideals that we hold most dear.
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So I think when I was talking about,
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fundamentalist, radical extremists,
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nationalism or some sort of,
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of outlier fringe,
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but sometimes the religious moderates
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make way like a lead blocker in football
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to not allow scrutiny
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to their particular brand of religion.
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Now, let's go over what the word religion means.
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Its origins, its roots.
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It means to bind or hold back.
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And this has happened many times throughout history,
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if you'll remember, the,
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when the first, people
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that claimed the heliocentric theory of the solar system,
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like Copernicus and Galileo, we were actually persecuted
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by the church.
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This is not the only time
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that religion, organized religion, has thwarted
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progress, advancement, technology,
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the thriving
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of Western civilization.
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Now, here I'm talking about Western civilization.
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We we usually go back to the Greeks because, you know, the Greeks,
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the Roman Empire, all the way through up to the British Empire,
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which, by the way, those two last empires, the Roman Empire is now a church.
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And the British Empire is now a big.
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But I am.
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I'm actually afraid that
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the the time of the American empire might be coming to a close.
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It's, about that time.
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It's cyclical pattern is.
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But there are a few things that I wanted to
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throw out.
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With or without the baby in the bathwater.
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So I'll go back to the notes
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so I don't mess this all up.
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Back.
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I don't know.
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It's as far as a thousand years ago.
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The the apex of technology
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and in math and science and and astronomy
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and the sciences
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was what is now Baghdad, Iraq.
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And then around, I think it was 1400.
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Islam,
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which, the Muslim religion actually means to submit
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or total obedience to.
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And then that thwarted
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all technological advancements and it's stunted
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Iraq,
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and set them behind centuries.
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They were ahead of the world, ahead of the world.
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And this religious doctrine
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set us back as as a society,
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as as people.
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Now, the rubbish that I would like to do away
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with is, includes but not limited to,
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offering creationism or intelligent design
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as an alternative to evolution.
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That is hogwash.
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When idealism blocks intellectual progress,
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that is rubbish.
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When suicide bombers kamikaze.
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Buildings.
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That is rubbish.
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Everything from millionaire televangelists
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to charlatans selling snake oil to the masses,
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replacing scientific progress with indoctrination,
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replacing enlightenment with dogma.
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Now you're going to think that,
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I'm replacing.
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This brand of foolish nonsense
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with my own brand of foolish nonsense.
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And in part, you're correct.
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No one should be allowed to say this is a problem.
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Now fix it,
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I say.
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If you're pointing out a problem, you better have a solution in mind.
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So yes, I want to take these silly ideas
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and replace them with, well, some of my own silly ideas.
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And here they are.
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It has come to my attention
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that Marduk as, draw lines to call him Marmaduke
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because he's funny like that was actually also
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the Egyptian sun god, and Roth
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Amon-Ra Brown
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is the Detroit Lions leading wide receiver.
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Not not related, but Marduk is related.
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And if you recall, Marduk was the son of, Enki,
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and he was brother of Enlil.
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And little
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was in Egypt, where the sons of honor I knew,
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which is the first three letters of Amos, and he
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was the original on anarchy
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from Sumerian.
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Sanskrit.
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Now, Sumer was the the beginning,
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the actual origin of of Western civilization.
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As far as we can tell.
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And the
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pre alluvium
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people, according to the Bible, there were giants in those days and also after.
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And then there were the creative minds.
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I'd like to talk about the antediluvian
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pretty Edomites for a bit.
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And anarchy were not the only
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extradimensional or extraterrestrial beings,
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but they seem to be the most powerful in one out.
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The,
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the the the lizard people.
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They may have had something to do with it to, but.
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According to the swearing kings list.
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And keep in mind, Sumerian kept
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very specific, detailed
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records, and it seems odd that they would combine
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mythological beings with human beings.
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But hear me out on this.
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It came to my attention through my foil hat nonsense
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that instead of enslaving us directly, it was easier to control us by,
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controlling economics,
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the economic system we, applied to.
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And so
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this goes way back further than all of that.
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I'm sure you're all aware religion is one of the ways to control people.
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As you know, it's the the word itself means to bind or hold back,
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but it also separates us
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in so many ways.
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We know about the wars and the Crusades and the.
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The molested altar boys.
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We know the evils of organized religion.
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Now, I think that this is just me.
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You can look this up.
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Don't just take my word on this.
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I believe those the gods
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of ancient mythology and folklore
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were real, extra dimensional or entered,
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extraterrestrial beings
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with a far greater intelligence than ours, far greater history,
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longer lifespans.
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And they came down here
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just like it says in those, ancient tablets.
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And created us.
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Not not created directly, but using the materials at hand.
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Splice the genetics of,
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the primates living on Earth and their own
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and made us we might be the fifth, sixth, or even seventh
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incarnation of human beings.
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And we've got the fossil records to prove it.
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We've also got the archeological ruins
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to show us that
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we were, in fact, not the first society here.
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I think the other Nike figured out
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that if they laid low and let us think, we ruling ourselves,
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that they can get away with it, enslaving us.
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I don't think that,
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benevolent, all perfect
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being requires worship.
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I feel like we should
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be grateful
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to be living in this
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incredible existence.
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It's the best we have ever had. It
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as a as people, as far as we know.
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And we've got a pretty good,
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I haven't worked in two months and I still haven't missed a meal.
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I don't know how this is working out, but we do have it
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pretty good.
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But I don't think
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we're being told the truth.
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What's going on is not
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the rubbish we're being handed.
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More on this.
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But for now, roll the clip.
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Brady.
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Bro. Hey, tell your behind the back.
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Fires the heater in, between the legs with the bounce.
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The bloomer pulls up.
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The professor Salako behind the back at first base there from Cosgrove.
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Hey, hey, watch the first base back.
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Ref fires the umpire behind first base between the legs with the bounce.
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That is a full force
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behind the back and first base there from Cosgrove.
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Hey, tell you're behind the back.
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Fires the heater in.
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That is an official doing a basic bloomer pulls up the flip.
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That's pretty cool.
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So there are some things.
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Okay, a lot of people say that I should stop knocking. God,
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listen, I'm not knocking God.
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I'm knocking organized religion.
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I think there are some evils here
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that we need to weed out.
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And one of them is, oh, warring
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facets.
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There's a reason the Middle East has been in nonstop
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warfare for centuries,
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and it's the division being caused
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by our organized religions.
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Now the people will say,
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well, we'll take terrorist attacks.
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People will say, these are because the US has been,
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treating the Middle East dirty for so long
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that the people are sick of it and want to strike back.
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Well, the Tibetan monks have been under Chinese
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rule for almost as long, and
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they're not.
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They don't have any suicide bombers because their religion
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doesn't allow them
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that as an excuse.
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People, we're okay.
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We're stupid monkey people.
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As I kind of explained earlier, but we're so easily
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fooled and influenced into this nonsense.
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And the devout believers,
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led by the moderates that that seem to get off scot free
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playing lead blog forum, they're getting a free pass
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because we're not allowed to criticize anything they're doing.
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Well, the Roman Catholic Church has fallen on some criticism
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for the altar boy molestation thing, which was more than just a thing.
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It was thousands of young boys lives ruined and
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and how about,
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the the, every single society
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is misogynistic.
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Women are suppressed everywhere.
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I don't take no orders from the woman.
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By the way, Islam.
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But, how about,
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the persecution of the homosexuals
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now? I think, the alphabet community is taking it
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a little too far with the transgender crap and identity.
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That doesn't matter.
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I identity, but,
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I, I really think that if your belief
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is what you practice at home and it doesn't affect anybody,
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more power to you.
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Go ahead and do it.
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But if you're if you've got powerful
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groups lobbying
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the politicians and,
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and done making up legislation and,
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making this crazy world even crazier,
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we could do without this rubbish.
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Boys.
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What is it
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and why off base here?
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So are we here?
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Are we,
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everything that guy just says.
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Bullshit.
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Thank you.
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Yeah, that should be monolog.
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If you're whacking off the child porn in your own home and
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you're not hurting anybody, you're saying that's okay?
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Allegedly. That's ignoring,
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asking for a I,
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that
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that's not okay.
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Child pornography is not a victimless crime.
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And is there any reason that we think about it?
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Fernando, I like it,
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but if I'm just thinking about said
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child, allegedly.
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No, no.
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Okay.
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I have some show and tell.
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This is the end of the sweater collection.
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This is, from, the collection that I got
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from our, welder from another elder's, collection.
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He he outgrew them, and I still fit them.
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And so, this is three in a row
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or something like that, but, I lost the one I wanted to show you.
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I've shown you guys this.
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Still working on that.
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The handle fit up here.
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Fish.
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Fish three.
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Looks like a fish. Still pretty cute.
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Looks like a fish.
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Story step by making us these little boxes.
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This.
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This is by far my best knife.
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I mean, it's good 11 inch blade.
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I wish that each
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after 13 at AP.
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I did find it interesting what you guys beef over.
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This is my newest creation.
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I'm not sure why I'm calling it here.
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Maybe you'll have somebody else with you in the comment queue.
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Or maybe.
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But, you can see where the handles go on.
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And I've got this fat belly here, so I'm not sure
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if I should make it into a coffee or I need to it about a bit.
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It will keep a killer. It will kill.
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Easy.
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He's got this.
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This is a beautiful piece of steel.
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It's, It's going to be a nice chopper.
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Look, the handle looks a little small, but chop chop, chop.
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And, then the two that we are working on
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to make a Chinese star are coming together nicely.
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It's going to look something like that, and it'll work in motorcycle.
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Oh, you got a chopper?
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Eight cubic inches of usable material. Correct?
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If I do a third.
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So, I mean, I've been working on the backdrop and, apparently the,
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the sign is still too bright, so it's a work in progress.
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Sorry about that, guys. I need to have that fixed today.
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What else do I have here?
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I think I ran through the notes, though, that that sentence again,
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for a while now, I've been trying to filter out the rubbish
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I encountered in life to screen out some pretty silly ideas
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so that we can have a rational conversation
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without the burden of cumbersome, nonsensical philosophical baggage.
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But my efforts have met with limited success, due in part to the fact
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that it is these exact ideas that we hold most dear.
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And I also did not masturbate.
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I don't believe it.
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I had a follow up sentence, but it sounds good.
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Fundamentalism, radical extremism,
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religious moderates gives a fringe a free pass,
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clearing the way that radical extremists are not held accountable.
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Yeah, I said all that, but I think I said it better than I.
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And that I,
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I want to sweep that stuff away so we can.
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Just have some rational discourse.
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Look at look at what we've got,
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from a realistic perspective.
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Like,
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don't you see that we're being controlled?
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And if you can pick out the stuff
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that's obviously false, doesn't that help?
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I mean, yes, I understand the idea of, helpful fiction.
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And if, you behave in a way that resembles,
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common sense morality
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and, you've got a greater possibility or probability of, of,
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a higher percentage of the population following these,
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examples of, of, of morality and ethics,
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then you should probably move forward with that,
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that, that helpful fiction.
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But I,
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I'm still trying to make the argument that
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there is no amount of lies
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that will get you anywhere.
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It's just seems so counterproductive.
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I don't believe what
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I believe.
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I can try.
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One of these greater powers we're talking about are actually just
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extraterrestrials controlling us, and we're just marionettes.
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And someone else a form of string,
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shouldn't we? Right.
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So that's that's where I was going to go, because you mentioned the end anarchy
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and all that stuff.
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And you mentioned, you know,
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where do we get all these philosophies from this idea of an afterlife?
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Where do they say we get that from?
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Oh. Divine inspiration.
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So they are anarchy. Yeah.
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From from beings that have come down and taught us valuable information.
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So what you say you do that?
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Very valuable. Well, I'll be governor. So,
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some of that valuable information is in the form of information
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on afterlife and things like that.
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What's there you like? Such as?
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Oh, I say,
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look at the actual doctrine and you'll find out
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that there is no afterlife promised to anybody until very recently.
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And we made it up.
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I mean, I don't care if it's made up by our,
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evil overlords or ourselves.
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Made up does not mean real, actually,
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by definition means false.
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But no, that's why
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I do, why I pointed out bodily resurrection last week.
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The Nicene Creed very specifically points out that,
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no, that is not what we're promised
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is some sort of afterlife.
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We're promised something that's absolutely, unbelievably impossible.
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And and you would laugh at it if you realized that that's
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what we're talking about.
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So I just want you to put on it.
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Look, you know, I, I was like, but you know what?
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Quantum quantum physics, quantum entanglement, Schrödinger's cat.
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Right. So seriously, that's I,
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I don't I don't want to admit that I don't understand quantum entanglement, but
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I don't like I don't know how to make two entangled particles,
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but I know that it's
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spooky movement at a distance, but put them in the same state.
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Simple.
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You're in the same state.
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We live in the same state.
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Speaking of get togethers, I noticed most are not in the state.
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And that's how we get together.
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And we haven't scheduled it, and we're.
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It's getting late.
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Now, I don't remember if it's 8 or 9 years,
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but I remember last year not remembering if it was 8 or 9 years.
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Oh, yeah.
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But you know what I'm like I'm talking about remember how remember
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how last time I said I'm not sad anymore?
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Yeah.
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Like for the first year I didn't even think about it.
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And I don't feel bad about it because.
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No, you know, life goes on.
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But we will that we we got to get together.
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Yeah.
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Well, we got to get together by our hundredth, flange cast.
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But, you know, if we made none of this,
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this flange cast isn't even possible without Stefan.
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Not even possible.
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This doesn't never happens without Stefan's involvement.
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And I know, I know, I sent you some clips of Clash Royale,
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and I know Stefan wasn't around for Clash Royale, which is nine years old,
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so that would give us an indication of how how long this has been.
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But, the original ones
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are does it, as far as I know, doesn't even exist anymore.
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I can't get into that client.
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Can I run?
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Why is GA Jr in Clash of Clans now?
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This is going to bore everybody to tears.
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But seriously, this is our dear friend.
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And this is the reason I keep this alive.
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Because he's not alive to do it.
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So I kind of
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shifted my interest over to, Clash Royale.
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And I've got a clip.
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If you can roll the clip, Brady, this time, you know, if you wait to fight
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until it's closer to your tower, the balloon will get zero hits.
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If a hog video is coming towards you.
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You do know
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is that if you get
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in the middle of the arena,
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the Hulk Vader will run away from the Goblin ruler, allowing.
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How weird is this?
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Okay, I think it's like an Australian with with a speech impediment.
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I yeah, I think it's an accent combined with an impediment
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because he just said damage.
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Instead, Perry will be much taller.
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Hey.
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Yeah, it might just have a swollen tongue.
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Did he get bitten by, like, a stung by a bee or something?
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So when my cousin was born, the little, little Australian.
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There's some crazy shit over there.
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The little strand under his tongue was still connected.
00:25:45
So he talked like that until he was like four.
00:25:47
And then they cut it and he talk normal.
00:25:49
Maybe this guy never got that part cut.
00:25:51
Maybe.
00:25:52
But why is he talking on the interwebs?
00:25:56
I don't think we should pull it that thread.
00:25:57
My my friend in the like this goblin.
00:26:01
Good point. I was saying, here is the speed.
00:26:02
You do not place your firecracker where the bandit can take her out.
00:26:06
Hey, this is important.
00:26:07
I was trying to replace millionaire televangelists with, anarchy overlords.
00:26:14
I don't know what my problem is here
00:26:16
because of this ridiculous idea.
00:26:19
Believe this ridiculous idea.
00:26:21
What's wrong with me?
00:26:25
So much because a bandit can still hit your tower
00:26:28
dealing damage instead of your firecracker next to your tower.
00:26:32
I want to talk like this from now on, here's honestly.
00:26:35
He gives good advice.
00:26:37
Now, you can read my, review of this game.
00:26:41
It's like seven, eight years old.
00:26:43
And I said, child's play or something like that.
00:26:46
Great game for kids or something.
00:26:48
But, it gives me something to do on pooping.
00:26:52
Yeah, it's it's still every every battle is so unbalanced.
00:26:56
The winners known beforehand. But here's a tip.
00:26:59
If you ever have a firecracker, which is this pink chick against you
00:27:03
at your troop right about where she is,
00:27:06
and it will hit your center tower every time and enable your third.
00:27:10
Oh, I know, yeah I know, yeah, yeah, I like I have her play her.
00:27:16
It's like
00:27:16
to push herself back dodging the bandit dude this I've got her maxed out.
00:27:21
Both trying to deny this battle spirit.
00:27:24
Do not place your ice spirit next to your tower, only hitting a few skeletons.
00:27:29
The correct placement is playing the ice spirit directly behind your tower,
00:27:34
taking out all the skeletons.
00:27:37
I will allow this now.
00:27:38
Like I said, I hit the tower.
00:27:40
Yeah.
00:27:41
Oh, the damage to it.
00:27:42
But did you know if you wait to five.
00:27:45
This is one of those perfectly edited past the way this guy talks, which I can't.
00:27:49
Then he's got some good advice going on.
00:27:52
I still think this a silly game, but, I think the next silly game
00:27:57
we have to play is where our draw in the draw is drawn.
00:28:02
Draw did draw go?
00:28:06
Should I hit it?
00:28:07
Yeah.
00:28:08
Oh, here we go.
00:28:11
You know where in the world is draw?
00:28:15
You will is blood draw
00:28:18
in flight down the dungeon.
00:28:21
Are you in here?
00:28:23
Same exact slam two tells us story.
00:28:27
Hits a truck like that.
00:28:28
Clears up where he's been.
00:28:30
But the loudest thing about him is the closet that he's in.
00:28:35
Well, tell me, where in the world is Dr.
00:28:39
Drew yoga, bro.
00:28:46
I'm going to guess Nashville.
00:28:49
Are you? Yep.
00:28:52
Oh, well, that's Nashville.
00:28:56
They're.
00:28:58
Oh, well, I might as well play it.
00:28:59
Well, we're guessing then. Oh.
00:29:06
Got the left half of a man's brain and asked him to count to ten.
00:29:09
He says two, four, six, eight, ten.
00:29:11
They put the left half back in and remove the right half,
00:29:14
asking him to count to ten again.
00:29:16
He says one, three, five, seven, nine.
00:29:19
Finally they decided to just go for it and removed the whole brain.
00:29:22
They again asked him to count to ten.
00:29:24
One more time.
00:29:25
He says, look, I'm really good at counting to ten, okay?
00:29:28
I love numbers and I have the best numbers.
00:29:31
No one has better numbers than I do.
00:29:33
My fourth grade math teacher and let me tell you,
00:29:35
she was the best and smartest math teacher in the country at the time.
00:29:38
My fourth grade math teacher said to me
00:29:40
that I am the best counter she's ever seen.
00:29:42
The best.
00:29:44
So if you want me to count to ten, let me tell you I can count to ten.
00:29:46
All right, that's no problem. I will do it.
00:29:49
I will, and I will do it better than any has ever done it before.
00:29:52
I found it
00:29:55
my latest masterpiece
00:29:57
is at the same place I thing.
00:30:00
Did we figure our jaws now?
00:30:02
I don't even think he's here.
00:30:04
He's muted and he doesn't know it.
00:30:07
Oh, you know at a disc golf course.
00:30:11
Do we have that footage. No.
00:30:15
Oh God.
00:30:17
That.
00:30:21
Was that okay.
00:30:21
So by the way.
00:30:24
Well I think it was pretty obvious.
00:30:27
All right.
00:30:33
Was that all the rubbish we have?
00:30:35
No, we got plenty of rubbish.
00:30:37
I just can't play it on YouTube.
00:30:39
Oh. Oh, okay.
00:30:39
Oh, we're in the middle of where in the world is draw.
00:30:42
I'm not sure he's here at all.
00:30:45
My guess is.
00:30:45
Oh, that means I've got since, Nibiru.
00:30:49
I want to know where in the world my fucking doc is in my goddamn Mac,
00:30:53
you fucking piece of shit.
00:30:55
Oh, Grant.
00:30:57
Yeah, I'm trying to cook multiple monitors here.
00:30:59
And for some reason, my doctors, if you're fucking this, I swear to God,
00:31:03
between Windows and Mac, like, if you have multiple monitors,
00:31:06
why would you not want the menu bar and every single fucking monitor?
00:31:09
Why does it only have to be on the main display?
00:31:12
If I have a fucking drop down menu, I want to be able to access it
00:31:14
wherever the wherever the fucking window is.
00:31:16
I mean, they go all the way
00:31:17
back to my main display in order to see windows icons or anything.
00:31:21
They should have every single fucking screen.
00:31:22
It doesn't take any up, any extra fucking space.
00:31:25
The fucking side dock should be there.
00:31:26
Everything should be there. Why the fuck not?
00:31:29
In case you want to watch movies on it and it doesn't go away.
00:31:34
You can make it go away.
00:31:36
You can see.
00:31:37
Is this. Make it up here on every screen.
00:31:40
I've got my Labatt Blue jersey on
00:31:43
to make that look sexy.
00:31:45
Oh, my lord, did you remember that movie Jersey sucks
00:31:50
up? Val, where am I most in Jersey that well, where in the draws your daughter?
00:31:54
You can start guessing.
00:31:55
You're going to guess wrong, but you can start guessing your house in Nashville.
00:31:59
But with no, no, no.
00:32:00
We know he's only got multiple monitors wrong duo
00:32:05
because I have multiple monitors when I go elsewhere.
00:32:08
But you just don't know this, do you?
00:32:10
Oh my God, you're very confident.
00:32:14
You know what?
00:32:14
Oh, that's almost that confidence is to.
00:32:18
There's no god or afterlife.
00:32:20
Oh my.
00:32:22
Well it's a sin. That confidence is called ego.
00:32:26
Oh, yeah.
00:32:28
And also the Dunning-Kruger man.
00:32:31
I know the, the the
00:32:35
Dunning-Kruger effect.
00:32:37
They're talking about my overconfidence.
00:32:40
But guess what?
00:32:42
I've got a lab coat.
00:32:46
With a sweater.
00:32:47
And that doesn't look,
00:32:49
Hey, we're we're to spring now, but it is.
00:32:55
It's still a little chilly in this barn.
00:32:57
It's getting nicer.
00:32:58
It is a little chilly.
00:33:00
It's chilly in there.
00:33:01
I recommend you open the windows.
00:33:02
The cold air is trapped inside.
00:33:05
Yes, I agree, but, no, no, it was a beautiful day out, but it's.
00:33:10
It's night time, and I made a 64. Oh,
00:33:15
where in the world is fledge?
00:33:16
Armada?
00:33:19
Hey, I still haven't gotten a job.
00:33:21
To answer your question from last week, I did want to go to the display
00:33:25
hours of the show.
00:33:26
You guys held it down, Bob, but I did a great job.
00:33:31
Shout out to Bob you neck. Bob.
00:33:34
The,
00:33:37
brother was fantastic for his visit.
00:33:41
I invited the kid this week for rubbish.
00:33:47
The kid.
00:33:47
Do we have any surprise guests?
00:33:50
Trying for the kid.
00:33:53
I sent him the link,
00:33:55
so hopefully the kid could show up.
00:33:59
It's very hard to guess where draw is with just an avatar.
00:34:02
I must say, no window. Right?
00:34:04
Like I know that's the swamp hole at Stoney Creek Metropark.
00:34:07
Stairwell.
00:34:08
He's in the stairwell.
00:34:11
You're right. That's not.
00:34:13
That's not a stairwell.
00:34:14
It's straight up the the curtains.
00:34:16
Okay, I can see it now.
00:34:17
It's the ceiling.
00:34:18
He's by the ceiling,
00:34:21
am I right? Those curtains. Love that.
00:34:23
Love the hotel curtains. You can't have nobody in the right.
00:34:25
You know what?
00:34:25
He is so tall and he's always closer to the ceiling than most people.
00:34:29
Well, yeah.
00:34:30
Those are the luggage carrier or lamp.
00:34:32
Those are those Hilton curtains.
00:34:37
You can't.
00:34:37
I don't think there are Hilton curtains. I tried to figure that out.
00:34:40
I've even tried that.
00:34:41
Like the second time we played, I was on every hotel's website
00:34:45
trying to see if they had like a standard looking room,
00:34:49
and they had the standard layout, but they don't have a standard curtain.
00:34:52
Best Western?
00:34:53
No, he likes to stay at one.
00:34:55
I just don't remember which one it is.
00:34:58
There's one black and white color.
00:34:59
I'm going to guess you're in the past,
00:35:02
correct? Yes.
00:35:04
Those aren't lined up.
00:35:05
Look at those holes.
00:35:07
Those are lined up right there.
00:35:09
Yeah.
00:35:11
Let's go.
00:35:12
Stupid.
00:35:14
My favorite.
00:35:14
And something
00:35:17
they called pins.
00:35:18
No, no.
00:35:19
And then the handle scales, which I, I've got this blue plastic all through.
00:35:23
I want
00:35:25
their candle scales.
00:35:26
Yeah.
00:35:27
Oh, I like the candles.
00:35:28
We learn with those little rivets. Handle steel.
00:35:30
And I forgot, you know, I was thinking about,
00:35:33
like, I've, I've gifted one to a coworker.
00:35:37
Gave one too easy.
00:35:38
Of course. And, sorry for them.
00:35:42
Wait, when you say. Of course. Why?
00:35:43
Because he's your friend.
00:35:45
Best friend?
00:35:47
All right, this best friend.
00:35:50
Oh, but my favorite.
00:35:53
And I think she's going to be able to use.
00:35:55
This is a letter opener.
00:35:56
It's the smallest knife I've made
00:35:59
because that's only, what, like A66
00:36:01
inch blade.
00:36:06
But I like the curve of it.
00:36:08
And this is made out of the, leaf spring from a Ford
00:36:11
F-350.
00:36:14
It's pretty nice, right?
00:36:16
It wasn't curved like this when it started.
00:36:18
I wanted to make it leaf spring.
00:36:22
No, it was the junkyard truck.
00:36:25
Okay, this was totally out.
00:36:29
Yeah, I,
00:36:31
I disabled a $38,000 use truck for,
00:36:37
$2 letter opener.
00:36:40
Ooh, I see a gas station now.
00:36:41
We're getting somewhere.
00:36:42
There's your son.
00:36:45
A gas station.
00:36:46
What is it?
00:36:47
Oh, that's a city.
00:36:50
But it's a low lying, flat city, so it tells us everything.
00:36:53
So, yeah, it's a low lying.
00:36:54
So he's not in the city. City?
00:36:55
That's great.
00:36:56
It's Ohio, it's nighttime.
00:36:58
So he's not on the West Coast?
00:37:00
I guess it's he's back in Ohio.
00:37:04
I recognize Ohio, yeah, he doesn't have that.
00:37:07
Not in Ohio.
00:37:09
Everybody in Ohio, skin color is like a bluish gray.
00:37:12
Yeah.
00:37:13
Like they're dying or or dead or like a red.
00:37:15
Yeah. Really red faced. There's something in the air in Ohio.
00:37:18
You get even when you travel, pass through.
00:37:20
If you even start to get gas, it sucks into your skin.
00:37:22
It's not there.
00:37:23
You do know I grew up in Findlay, Ohio, right?
00:37:27
You got the giant.
00:37:29
It's not something that comes with you.
00:37:31
You're not there now.
00:37:33
Hey, what does that say from Brother?
00:37:37
It says, are there any clues or what?
00:37:40
Oh, he.
00:37:41
He does like to end a sentence in or.
00:37:45
Oh, for.
00:37:47
Well, that's just because it's encouraging.
00:37:49
Or again it's a, it's a common way to speak.
00:37:52
Most people don't have a problem with it.
00:37:54
It's like,
00:37:56
do you want to write an essay or do you want multiple choice?
00:37:59
Or a lot of people say that,
00:38:01
you're supposed to put your the tab
00:38:04
in the upper right hand corner of your, license plate.
00:38:09
Here's the thing. We're playing last week's episode.
00:38:11
Yeah.
00:38:12
Your license plate
00:38:14
doesn't have hands.
00:38:19
No, but it's your hand, you dumb fuck.
00:38:21
Yeah,
00:38:22
because if you're talking about the plate, it's actually on the wrong side.
00:38:24
The right hand side of your plate is the left side.
00:38:27
When you're looking at it.
00:38:29
I know, so you're.
00:38:30
This is ridiculous as the f.
00:38:32
Here's where you put the tabs.
00:38:34
Upper right corner. That's it.
00:38:37
If everything else was what about superfluous?
00:38:40
Do you know what I call superfluous rubbish?
00:38:44
I feel like I'm watching a, like a short from it.
00:38:49
Feel like a rubbish.
00:38:51
I feel like we've had this conversation exactly this way before
00:38:54
I tuned it out, I joined in just as much
00:38:59
reading.
00:38:59
No. No hell of comments.
00:39:03
Shit.
00:39:04
Brady sent a picture of the the latest winner.
00:39:07
Rubbish
00:39:09
to have the picture of Mike
00:39:11
that was the winner of worst tab placement.
00:39:17
Yeah.
00:39:17
You want to have something to read?
00:39:19
You want to revisit that?
00:39:20
Yeah.
00:39:20
We could just like, watch last week's episode if you really wanted to know.
00:39:24
We can't I know just easier.
00:39:26
Yeah they might that you did.
00:39:28
I don't lose a week.
00:39:30
Oh. Do you know what.
00:39:31
Daylight savings. Daylight saving here. Yeah.
00:39:34
You lose a whole week.
00:39:37
Hey, since our show, I couldn't remember
00:39:39
if it was the show because it took me, like, two days to watch the thing.
00:39:43
I didn't show this last week.
00:39:46
I made a vegetable lasagna from Gordon Food.
00:39:50
Oh, no kidding.
00:39:52
And the.
00:39:52
The instructions say preheat oven.
00:39:55
See low.
00:39:56
Step two says remove plastic over wrap and label
00:39:59
from tray.
00:40:02
So I remove the plastic wrap and I labeled it from tray.
00:40:06
I don't understand why I was doing this, but I followed the instructions
00:40:10
I oh gotcha
00:40:12
label it from tray label label from tray.
00:40:16
Not not yet.
00:40:19
It's remove label from tray.
00:40:22
But that's not what it said.
00:40:25
Oh, I just lost my, I'm gonna need that.
00:40:29
Are you in Baltimore?
00:40:32
No. Are you in Detroit?
00:40:34
Voldemort.
00:40:36
Are you in Voldemort?
00:40:39
No. You're not down south.
00:40:44
I'm near a river that matters.
00:40:46
It doesn't matter if you, The Blanchard River is in Ohio.
00:40:51
The reason I know that is because when Blanchard was the Michigan,
00:40:56
governor, I live in
00:40:59
Ohio by the Blanchard River.
00:41:02
True story. That's true.
00:41:04
So sorry for you. Will.
00:41:07
My condolences.
00:41:10
You what?
00:41:12
I thought that was a coincidence. I.
00:41:18
Did you know that synchronicity,
00:41:20
like those coincidences that you notice that is other dimensional?
00:41:24
You or, like, a multiverse you
00:41:28
desperately trying to get in contact with your this universe? You.
00:41:33
Did you realize that?
00:41:35
That's what I heard this week.
00:41:37
I'm trying to weed out the nonsense, so I have to hear it all
00:41:40
before I can weed it out.
00:41:44
Is that sounds like malarkey?
00:41:46
Ryan's got to guess.
00:41:47
Saint Louis, you read it.
00:41:52
That's Louis.
00:41:54
Why did they do you. That's.
00:41:56
Did you?
00:41:56
You don't fly.
00:41:57
It's only Saint Louis is only.
00:41:58
I am not in Saint Louis. Six hours.
00:42:01
How did you drive?
00:42:02
Correct.
00:42:06
Oh, okay.
00:42:07
Good. See, I so you are.
00:42:09
Are you in Indianapolis?
00:42:12
No. No. Yeah.
00:42:13
Are you in Michigan?
00:42:14
He hasn't answered me.
00:42:15
I, I said Detroit in Michigan.
00:42:16
I didn't hear an answer.
00:42:18
The locals have a drawn to the fucking show.
00:42:22
I'm sure Ryan's, like, kicking himself right now.
00:42:23
Going idiot. Did you. Do you not listen?
00:42:26
Why did you say
00:42:28
did I?
00:42:31
Know,
00:42:32
I don't know, I hope I do, I swear, I hope so.
00:42:35
Otherwise you're just being an asshole for nothing.
00:42:38
If Georgia door to door go leaves a clue and you don't pick up on it, that's.
00:42:42
Yeah, yeah, that's on me.
00:42:46
What is wrong with all you assholes?
00:42:48
Cincinnati.
00:42:50
Where do we start?
00:42:51
A long time ago, I,
00:42:54
do the locals there have a drawl?
00:42:58
I mean, a draw, I mean drawl is
00:43:02
do they speak with a southern accent
00:43:05
and say, Louis.
00:43:07
Well, they do.
00:43:08
You did you?
00:43:09
You don't fly.
00:43:10
It's like Saint Louis is.
00:43:11
Only I am not in Saint Louis.
00:43:13
Six hours. Right. Did you drop Saint Louis?
00:43:16
I read it.
00:43:21
Louis, where are they?
00:43:23
It's. It's near Saint Louis.
00:43:26
So Saint Louis, Missouri or Saint Louis,
00:43:30
Kentucky.
00:43:31
You can find me in Saint Louis way.
00:43:34
No, no, no.
00:43:34
Where the gun play rang, they see I got a show to produce.
00:43:38
I'm in no hurry to find the answer.
00:43:39
I ruined it plenty of time. So.
00:43:42
Well, I don't think you should.
00:43:43
I don't think you should get angry at us for not knowing right away.
00:43:46
Maybe it's got a Louis in it.
00:43:47
Are you in Louisville? I wonder what what did like what?
00:43:50
What made Ryan say Saint Louis to begin with was the.
00:43:52
Did the river part really have something to do with it?
00:43:54
I don't even know what river it is.
00:43:55
I just know that there's the river that runs through it.
00:43:58
It's the Missouri.
00:43:59
Oh, I never seen that movie.
00:44:00
A River Runs Through It that was,
00:44:04
I don't know where that was.
00:44:05
Oklahoma.
00:44:05
So if I'm on one side of if you're on one side of this river,
00:44:10
you may be in Saint Louis, Missouri. Oh.
00:44:14
Oh, is that the Mississippi River?
00:44:16
No, no, it's the Missouri River.
00:44:19
He doesn't know the name of the river. No idea.
00:44:21
No, I just got here.
00:44:22
I don't fucking I'm not from here.
00:44:24
From where?
00:44:25
Never been to Saint Louis before. Actually.
00:44:28
But you're not insane.
00:44:29
Still haven't still haven't been actually. Right.
00:44:31
Let me see.
00:44:32
Okay, so it's near Saint Louis. Paul.
00:44:34
Man year.
00:44:36
I just happened to find this.
00:44:37
I g I do get this in Cleveland occasionally.
00:44:39
They have it at, whatever that gator places in Cleveland.
00:44:43
But it is from Maine.
00:44:44
But it is the Allagash White, which is really good, but you're not in style.
00:44:48
Wheat beer.
00:44:49
Oh, fuck. That didn't help any.
00:44:51
Drinking the Carolyn's.
00:44:52
No, I like oh, you were like you.
00:44:54
We were tiptoeing there, and then you're like Maine.
00:44:58
So if I have any weak point, it's geography.
00:45:00
No, exactly. Return to Saint Louis.
00:45:03
Well, sip and cream is Baltimore.
00:45:05
More or less. I've said Baltimore.
00:45:10
All the more.
00:45:12
Yeah, I missed it, too, because this is just dragging on.
00:45:16
I mean, I'm not in Missouri, is it?
00:45:20
Okay, Saint Louis?
00:45:22
Correct.
00:45:23
See what I did there?
00:45:25
Missouri.
00:45:27
Montana.
00:45:33
Can I cheat?
00:45:36
Oh, that was kind of like the point of me
00:45:37
mentioning the river situation and the.
00:45:41
I don't pull up a map until it gets really into it.
00:45:44
Are you have you have like almost immediately in the past. Yeah.
00:45:46
And I've scolded you. It's been a while.
00:45:48
You're like a good little dog.
00:45:49
You listen though I like it.
00:45:51
Your wife trained you a.
00:45:53
Yeah, I appreciate that.
00:45:56
Is this the the newlyweds?
00:45:58
Look, now here comes clue number one.
00:46:01
Oh, yeah. This is great.
00:46:02
After bauxite and bananas, it's Jamaica's largest export.
00:46:08
Well, we think it is.
00:46:10
Yeah, we'd.
00:46:12
I didn't even get a chance to find the jeopardy music.
00:46:14
Damn. Oh, clue number two.
00:46:17
Or is the doomed by an estimated 8 million people in this cut?
00:46:21
Oh, that one got him right.
00:46:22
Consumed as soon as I said consumed three.
00:46:25
And that's Janice buzzer sealing Gary's booth.
00:46:27
An answer.
00:46:28
Coffee?
00:46:29
Coffee. Oh.
00:46:32
What are they back?
00:46:34
Sorry.
00:46:36
Wrong.
00:46:37
So we have to close you off, Janet for the time being.
00:46:40
Now did you see her top.
00:46:42
Where's the subject is a thing.
00:46:45
Okay folks, you can look now.
00:46:46
Here comes clue number one.
00:46:49
Is it my penis?
00:46:49
After bauxite and bananas?
00:46:52
It's Jamaica's largest export.
00:46:54
Oh, yeah. We.
00:46:56
So Gary sent me this video, and it was labeled with one word.
00:46:59
You know what that one word was? Nipples.
00:47:02
Oh, yep.
00:47:05
I guess those are them.
00:47:06
You can't see through his shirt.
00:47:07
So the two. Two?
00:47:11
Yeah.
00:47:11
Consumed by an estimated 8 million people in this country.
00:47:14
And that's 8 million.
00:47:16
There's way more than 8 million people that drink coffee.
00:47:20
But coffee.
00:47:21
No, she said coffee.
00:47:22
But that was the wrong answer. That's buzzer sealing.
00:47:24
The answer was kind of revealed right in the beginning. Coffee.
00:47:27
Coffee is the fall right here.
00:47:29
This is why Gary sent it to me.
00:47:30
Because the fall.
00:47:31
I think her jiggles are nipples wrong.
00:47:34
So we have to close you off, Janet, for the time being.
00:47:39
Like,
00:47:41
there it is.
00:47:43
Marijuana.
00:47:47
I got a quick.
00:47:47
What's a quick callback?
00:47:49
Wait, I didn't see it.
00:47:53
So the snow, the snow argument.
00:47:55
Gary.
00:47:56
Gary, the weird guy with the with the, Yeah.
00:48:00
Rick and Morty mouth.
00:48:01
The Rick and Morty mouth guy.
00:48:05
So I my garbage was taken out, right?
00:48:07
It sat on the curb, the garbageman came by,
00:48:10
and when I went to pick it up, there was a bag of dog shit
00:48:14
in the garbage can, and I was like, that's weird.
00:48:18
Yeah.
00:48:18
My girlfriend was like, oh, no, we have orange
00:48:21
dog shit bags.
00:48:22
And she goes, did have paw prints on. And I go, no.
00:48:24
And she goes, okay, no, that's somebody else's dog shit bag.
00:48:28
Now, granted, normally I wouldn't really care too much, but
00:48:30
we're in a cul de sac and there's no reason to, like, walk into the cul de sac.
00:48:34
People like to walk into our cul de sac for people drive into our cul de sac.
00:48:38
I don't know why they take a loop.
00:48:39
And to me that's like weirdly suspicious.
00:48:41
And it's like opening you. I don't know
00:48:45
the only reason I'm mad.
00:48:46
I would be annoyed with it
00:48:49
is I've been wanting to power wash our garbage can now.
00:48:52
Yeah.
00:48:52
Did I was I was I planning on doing it that week or.
00:48:55
Not necessarily.
00:48:56
But if the, if it was nice enough out and I busted out the power washer,
00:48:59
I would have liked to have done that.
00:49:01
Just yesterday and the day before, I busted out the power washer
00:49:06
and, you know, there's a dog shit bag in there, and I'm not touching it.
00:49:10
What do you got? Is that, like.
00:49:12
I think it's kind of bullshit.
00:49:13
It's not the end of the world, but it's like. It's.
00:49:15
That's my garbage can.
00:49:16
Just because the garbage took it out and you're walking by it like,
00:49:19
that's your dog shit. You can. It's in a bag.
00:49:21
It's tied up. It's not harming you.
00:49:23
So why don't you just hold on to it?
00:49:25
Throw it in your garbage can?
00:49:27
I don't try to get.
00:49:29
Yeah, I tried to get the dog waste out of my hand as soon as possible.
00:49:32
And sure, I understand that.
00:49:34
I understand that, and it just so happens, for some reason, I felt like
00:49:39
I really wanted to, at some point, power wash that garbage can.
00:49:43
And so it's a weird coincidence that that happened.
00:49:45
The line up.
00:49:46
Yeah.
00:49:48
Oh, normally wouldn't have.
00:49:50
I tried not to freak out at first because I'm like,
00:49:52
what are the odds I'm going to be power washing in a week?
00:49:54
You know, whatever. It'll probably throw the rest of the garbage.
00:49:57
I for the power wash.
00:49:59
Oh, dagnabbit.
00:50:01
But you did get yours.
00:50:03
I was you did get your new puppy, though.
00:50:05
No, no, but you were getting a new puppy a couple weeks ago,
00:50:07
so you got your puppy, Robert.
00:50:10
Yeah, I went for a vet check up. That's.
00:50:13
The breeder sent me that from the vet checkup, and.
00:50:16
Oh, okay.
00:50:17
My friend, I don't know,
00:50:19
I assume she just tells a story to everyone, but she said that the vet, like,
00:50:22
I don't know, took her like the dog wanted to, like, go in different rooms
00:50:26
for whatever reason.
00:50:27
And then the vet, like, really wanted to like a dog, like take the dog.
00:50:30
And they were like, if that guy doesn't want it,
00:50:32
well, I'll take the dog and gave the person the number.
00:50:35
But she may say that with everyone, every car dealer says that.
00:50:39
Just so you know.
00:50:40
Yeah, because I was I had my girlfriend, I went to one up north
00:50:43
to grab some shit from the cottage for the dog.
00:50:47
Because there was like a crate up there and some other shit from when my parents
00:50:49
had their, probably a few years ago.
00:50:53
And so we made a whole road trip out of it, but,
00:50:56
so I texted her back, like, later that evening, and I was like, hey,
00:50:59
sorry I didn't get back to you sooner. I we were doing that shit.
00:51:02
And she was just like, oh, I just wanted to share.
00:51:04
Oh, that's fine. I just want to share it.
00:51:05
I tell you that we went to the vet,
00:51:07
everything was good and that, you know, I just wanted to share a funny story
00:51:10
about the dog.
00:51:11
And I'm like, I bet you do.
00:51:12
You try to do that to everyone.
00:51:13
Like, are you sharing a funny story to everyone?
00:51:15
And it probably is along the same lines because I would understand that.
00:51:19
Okay, that was her name, Linda.
00:51:22
No, I forget what her name was. No.
00:51:24
But I ended up on The good, Good Dog, which is, like, curated.
00:51:29
It's a curated service for purchasing it.
00:51:32
They it's kind of like an eBay of dogs, kind of, or like an Amazon of dogs
00:51:36
where breeders, an attaboy to breeders.
00:51:40
Come on, this thing and they're vetted as far as, like,
00:51:45
their background and everything.
00:51:47
And then they put their dogs on here, and then you can purchase them
00:51:52
from this app in the app, the, the, the,
00:51:55
whatever you call that, like I call them the Fastpass for pick for picking up dogs.
00:52:00
No, no, but they hold your money.
00:52:02
So there's like there's accountability on both ends
00:52:04
when it comes to the transfer of money and the quality of the product.
00:52:07
Pre-Approved. He's got you got a little preapproved card. Yeah.
00:52:13
Know what it's like?
00:52:14
It's like eBay.
00:52:14
If there's a if there's an issue, like, I can go, what the fuck?
00:52:17
I want my money back.
00:52:18
And, well, if they don't have that, you know what I mean?
00:52:20
There's an intermediary.
00:52:21
I don't know how much what kind of percentage they take, but.
00:52:25
But that's not on me.
00:52:27
Evansville, Indiana. That's Ryan's guess.
00:52:30
No, I yeah, we saw I saw that earlier and I didn't say anything about it.
00:52:32
Yeah, but no. Are you in Indiana?
00:52:36
Yeah.
00:52:36
I'm in.
00:52:36
I'm probably had to run.
00:52:39
The Gary was holding.
00:52:41
Oh. That was, Yeah.
00:52:43
Whiskey.
00:52:44
Are you did okay.
00:52:46
Oh, yeah.
00:52:46
Well, that's really great.
00:52:50
Oh, my God, you have Tourette's too. Oh.
00:52:53
Oh, my God, do you have. Yes.
00:53:00
Oh, God.
00:53:01
Please.
00:53:01
Is their name Balan Dupree? Please.
00:53:04
But I don't know. Tricks. Oh, fuck.
00:53:07
Oh, shit.
00:53:09
Oh! Oh, fuck. Okay.
00:53:11
Is this an Uber driver?
00:53:12
Yeah. That's it then. I'll just answer it.
00:53:15
Accidental Tourette's.
00:53:17
They're just triggered each other out of the cat, I respect them.
00:53:19
Yeah, I was with quite well, Mrs..
00:53:21
No no no no no no, just fingernails.
00:53:29
It looks like Santa Claus.
00:53:31
They're about that.
00:53:31
They're about to pull over and start sucking. It's really what's about.
00:53:34
Yeah, yeah.
00:53:36
But I want to see what's porn about it.
00:53:39
Oh, man, that'd be amazing.
00:53:40
Life is too short to think. Seriously. Yes.
00:53:43
Oh, that's just pretty brutal.
00:53:44
This is me.
00:53:47
Okay.
00:53:48
Have a great day, man.
00:53:49
Yeah.
00:53:49
Imagine if you feel someone that's really awkward,
00:53:51
like, are you are you able to like your past?
00:53:53
Your mother sucks cocks. They usually do.
00:53:57
You mean the panties
00:53:58
your mother laid out for you, right?
00:54:01
That's why that's my weirdest Seinfeld quote ever.
00:54:05
Oh, nice.
00:54:07
But that's in the show.
00:54:08
That's in the show? Yeah.
00:54:11
I was watching Seinfeld outtakes.
00:54:13
I don't even know why, but that's that's those.
00:54:17
They're so funny. Yeah.
00:54:18
Because it's. They are funny.
00:54:20
Yeah. Outtakes are funny.
00:54:22
Yeah.
00:54:23
Okay, so you're in outtakes.
00:54:25
Seinfeld. Indiana is. You're funny.
00:54:28
No, you guys suck.
00:54:31
I drove here from Michigan.
00:54:34
I'm not in Saint Louis, but I'm across a I mean,
00:54:37
like, in a near a river.
00:54:40
Oh, no.
00:54:41
We suck again.
00:54:45
Correct.
00:54:48
I don't even think you left Michigan.
00:54:55
You're a Cadillac.
00:54:56
You can't be near Saint Louis and near a river and in in Michigan.
00:55:00
So that that.
00:55:02
Thank you for that third one
00:55:04
because I was like, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
00:55:06
The first two were things you said.
00:55:08
The third one was something Gary said.
00:55:11
Third of something.
00:55:13
City, Missouri. Rivers thinking of Missouri.
00:55:16
The Saint Louis riverfront Trail, Grand River, other rivers.
00:55:19
Michigan has a current Jack Fawkes,
00:55:23
frogs. Right?
00:55:24
Wow. This is not what I ask for.
00:55:29
No. This is quickly becoming our most boring segment.
00:55:34
I know, because you guys suck.
00:55:36
Really? Don't you remember random number news?
00:55:38
We could go back to that.
00:55:39
Oh, God. No, that was awful.
00:55:42
It was exciting until the news came up.
00:55:45
And then I was like, oh, are you in Saint True?
00:55:47
I what could it be?
00:55:48
Yeah. Oh, are you in Saint Charles?
00:55:50
That's a monopoly place, right?
00:55:52
No. You can just name like the state and we can just go, oh,
00:55:55
well then do I get 50 guesses?
00:55:58
Why would you name the same?
00:56:00
We can narrow it down from there. Like, it's like a, you know, I.
00:56:03
So I'm sure.
00:56:04
Are you in the state? I'll go. Yeah.
00:56:06
Like. Yeah.
00:56:07
Are you in New York?
00:56:10
No. It has to be near Saint Louis.
00:56:14
Why does it have to New York?
00:56:16
Because he said it was.
00:56:18
It doesn't have to be. That's just like the afterlife.
00:56:20
There doesn't have to be an afterlife.
00:56:21
But there could be.
00:56:23
Okay. Are you in Louisiana?
00:56:25
I could be in New York.
00:56:27
Could be anywhere.
00:56:28
Are you somewhere to reheat that?
00:56:31
They say, oh, the back end bumper fucking.
00:56:32
Yeah. I say it's 5:00 somewhere. What?
00:56:35
How is that possible?
00:56:36
Are there minute time zones?
00:56:38
I'm in New Jersey, goddamn it.
00:56:41
No, you're not saying it was new Jersey.
00:56:43
Just lying is the.
00:56:44
Oh, yeah, there could be.
00:56:45
Oh, you're in Saint Louis, new Jersey.
00:56:48
No, I said Missouri.
00:56:49
That doesn't make any sense.
00:56:51
As in Missouri.
00:56:52
Missouri?
00:56:52
What's this state you are in? Missouri?
00:56:56
Yeah.
00:56:59
Okay, then you're in
00:57:01
Tennessee. We're in. Go fuck yourself.
00:57:03
Go fuck yourself, is what we're in.
00:57:07
This won't tell me.
00:57:09
They won't tell you because it doesn't like you.
00:57:13
See, first of all,
00:57:14
Saint Louis is in two states, so it's very confusing.
00:57:18
It's more than two loses,
00:57:20
What kind of a city is in two states?
00:57:23
I don't know.
00:57:26
Are you in one of those states?
00:57:28
Oh, you guys, are you guys retarded?
00:57:32
Seriously said.
00:57:33
Yeah, we said both of those states. So.
00:57:35
No you didn't.
00:57:36
No. Yeah. We.
00:57:36
Yeah.
00:57:37
Yeah, I did you in.
00:57:39
I even said Mississippi.
00:57:41
No, I even said it.
00:57:43
I said it the way they say it down in Louisiana.
00:57:46
Know I said Medora and I said Missouri.
00:57:49
And then I said, Mrs.. I said Mississippi River it.
00:57:51
Yeah, Mississippi, Louisiana, Missouri.
00:57:54
Where the fuck do you think Mississippi is
00:57:57
next to me, next to Louisiana?
00:57:59
I mean, maybe on the bottom side, but I don't think so.
00:58:02
I think there is other if Saint where the wind blows through the in Missouri,
00:58:07
they have to be at least adjacent.
00:58:12
Okay.
00:58:12
I want to check the tablet.
00:58:13
This this is the dying segment.
00:58:15
If you guys are all the worst.
00:58:18
Are you with
00:58:21
the worst?
00:58:22
Talk to me when the worst started and when.
00:58:28
Tell me.
00:58:30
This says informal British
00:58:33
criticize severely and reject as worthless.
00:58:37
He was pointedly rubbished professional
00:58:40
estimates of the development and running costs.
00:58:44
Informal British very bad.
00:58:46
Worthless are you?
00:58:47
People might say I was a rubbish manager
00:58:52
who? I worked in Maumee, Ohio for a month.
00:58:54
One mummy, mommy, mommy mommy
00:58:58
mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy, you and E.
00:59:02
Mommy.
00:59:03
Yeah, I'm very familiar.
00:59:05
Mommy. There's a giant UPS facility there.
00:59:11
Are you there or are you there?
00:59:14
Oh, I am here. Are you there?
00:59:16
Can you hear me?
00:59:17
You can hear me now.
00:59:18
Are you in? Did we already say the state?
00:59:21
No, that's what we're looking for.
00:59:22
All we need.
00:59:23
Oh, you guys so fucking ass.
00:59:25
Jesus Christ, I've never sucked Alabama.
00:59:28
I mean, I keep saying, I'm saying Jesus Christ,
00:59:30
but the person didn't exist, so I have no idea what that even means.
00:59:33
Yeah, it was only Josh.
00:59:37
Oh, there we go.
00:59:39
Wow, that is the brightest.
00:59:40
Don't you like a dark theme to you that is hurting my eyes?
00:59:44
I can barely see it.
00:59:46
I hate what is there.
00:59:47
Yeah.
00:59:49
I don't know what the fucking river is.
00:59:52
It's the Mississippi River.
00:59:53
Hell, yeah. You sure it is the Mississippi?
00:59:56
So that means I'm in Mississippi.
00:59:58
Brady was right. You're at White Castle.
01:00:02
Wait, what?
01:00:04
All I heard was I was right.
01:00:05
You're not in Illinois.
01:00:08
Nobody ever said you're a fucking.
01:00:12
No, no, no, I said I.
01:00:15
You said Indiana, you dumb son of a bitch.
01:00:17
Yeah, you didn't say Illinois. We haven't.
01:00:18
You can't lie because it's recorded.
01:00:20
Yeah, yeah, we can watch it back.
01:00:21
I can lie and that doesn't change the fact that it's recorded.
01:00:27
Yeah, I'm somewhere on the side.
01:00:29
Robert of the Saint Louis
01:00:32
Riviera.
01:00:33
Oh, why Saint Louis and so many. Oh.
01:00:38
It's a cool singer.
01:00:41
It's the only city that matters. Yes.
01:00:42
I drove from over here to La.
01:00:46
Yeah, that's a long drive.
01:00:49
Ten hours, 8008.
01:00:52
Yeah, that's not bad.
01:00:54
That's not. No, that's.
01:00:55
No, it's fucking supposed to be 70 here all week, which is fucking nice.
01:01:00
Are you got a golf.
01:01:03
I'm going to try to pack his clubs.
01:01:05
He packed two computers.
01:01:08
You don't know what kind of golfing he's talking about.
01:01:10
Yeah, I just say golf.
01:01:11
I was told by disc golfers there's golf and then there's ball golf.
01:01:15
But when I see those, I don't.
01:01:16
When I talk to people who are golf words, I say ball golf.
01:01:19
They go, what the fuck are you talking about?
01:01:21
When I talk to you guys, I'm obviously mean disc golf.
01:01:24
I automatically knew he was talking about disc golf,
01:01:26
because we've
01:01:27
never talked about ball golf on this show, and I didn't say ball golf.
01:01:31
So you guys are you guys are literally saying ball golf.
01:01:34
Well, it's a point to just tell me I'm wrong specific here.
01:01:37
I'm going to hit the stupid fucking button again for your golf.
01:01:39
Use it.
01:01:40
Oh, the worst of everything.
01:01:43
So calling it we need just calling it, heliocentric golf and flat golf.
01:01:50
Okay.
01:01:53
Oh, because of the ball.
01:01:54
I'm a flat golfer.
01:01:55
If I'm a flat golfer.
01:01:58
Wow, I like it.
01:01:59
I don't need to fucking trademark that shit.
01:02:01
I was coming up with a.
01:02:04
Problem?
01:02:04
Patent pending.
01:02:06
Anyone who's listening, patent pending.
01:02:07
Your.
01:02:10
You freak out the clerk
01:02:11
because they dare to say hello
01:02:14
if it rains quick when the ice serves
01:02:17
that to go
01:02:20
get your bitch in the world is mid-ranger, Dr.
01:02:24
Drew. Yo, Georgia.
01:02:27
I think I just came up with something.
01:02:29
I think I need to trademark this.
01:02:32
How do I get.
01:02:33
Where's the nearest trademark office?
01:02:36
I think even just by stating it on this podcast, I.
01:02:39
I at least state claim initially.
01:02:41
Yeah, trademarks are only really become solvent when they're challenged and become
01:02:47
part of the lexicon.
01:02:49
You can.
01:02:51
Yeah, I don't know anything about it, but you can, copyright heliocentric golfer.
01:02:55
Yeah, exactly.
01:02:57
Well, it ties into the flat Earth thing, which is funny, like, Yeah.
01:03:00
Like, that's that's kind of gimmicky.
01:03:03
Kind of.
01:03:04
You mean, I definitely.
01:03:05
No, I definitely no shirtless Joe would be, definitely, a sale.
01:03:09
If you're listening, you can comment like, surely, Joe, let me know.
01:03:12
I'll make your shirts.
01:03:16
And last,
01:03:17
I just stopped watching the show about the logo 20 minutes ago.
01:03:22
Everything. He came.
01:03:23
Oh, your hat, your hat.
01:03:24
I actually have to pay to switch the embroidery because I change the logo.
01:03:27
I'll have to pay to change up the flat OG hat.
01:03:30
If anybody wants to buy it for me.
01:03:32
That's the old logo. Oh, nice. Just. We'll have.
01:03:34
We'll have Gary autograph it.
01:03:37
Oh, yeah.
01:03:39
Oh, yeah.
01:03:40
Good idea.
01:03:41
Oh I haven't oh yeah. Button.
01:03:43
But I missed it. It's. You see this?
01:03:46
Yep. Because I sweat and stink and you can have Gary's autograph.
01:03:49
I can't read your sign.
01:03:50
It's too dim being it.
01:03:54
Yeah, it is too.
01:03:54
Damn.
01:03:57
I turned I put it on a different switch.
01:04:01
Got you got a deer flag before we're doing real short.
01:04:04
I know, I was just, I was just trying to get one queued up.
01:04:07
Oh, my topics are rumble friendly.
01:04:10
I unfortunately have not had too much prep time with much at all.
01:04:15
Did the kid in? No. Geez, what are you fucking.
01:04:18
I know
01:04:20
the kid was supposed to host the kid make.
01:04:23
The kid may still call in.
01:04:24
He will. No he won't.
01:04:25
It's already too late. He's got to work at five, right?
01:04:27
Oh, I think he may call in
01:04:30
and I'll call him.
01:04:31
Reggie. He may.
01:04:33
Oh, he may.
01:04:34
Hopefully. Elon calls in to when you have money.
01:04:36
Yeah. Right.
01:04:36
Didn't you say you said that last week and then I don't know if we ever got to.
01:04:39
He didn't he didn't call in.
01:04:41
He was only had six hours.
01:04:42
We didn't have enough time to cover everything.
01:04:44
Last. Yeah.
01:04:45
Just supposed to have time for
01:04:48
Bob's wife.
01:04:48
Sorry. We really.
01:04:52
Bob's back is all fucked up, but he might call in Bob's back.
01:04:56
It's all fucked up.
01:04:57
I like the ass. I'm like, Bob's back.
01:05:00
Oh, it's all fucked up, right?
01:05:01
Dear, dear fuck face.
01:05:04
Dear asshole cock sucking saget.
01:05:06
My husband loves cock.
01:05:08
My husband loves cooking.
01:05:09
Sorry for the family.
01:05:11
Unfortunately, he's a horrible cook.
01:05:13
My kids hate when he prepares so most of the food goes in the trash.
01:05:17
Rubbish.
01:05:18
My family hates what he prepares so most of it goes in the in the trash.
01:05:23
It's rubbish.
01:05:24
I have had many conversations with him about this, begging him not to do it
01:05:28
and tell him if he wants a coke he should make something for himself.
01:05:32
He replies always quote, I'm not forcing you guys to eat my food.
01:05:35
You're welcome to eat something else. End quote.
01:05:38
But when we do that, he sucks and ruins everyone's day, so we end up giving in.
01:05:43
I don't know how to get through him about this sign that tastes bad in the East.
01:05:50
See,
01:05:53
I can deal with this because, I am a fabulous chef.
01:05:58
Nobody else in my household can cook.
01:06:02
So how about I just do all the cooking?
01:06:07
I've actually got Will
01:06:09
for, like, I think life now, can he cook?
01:06:13
He can cook.
01:06:15
I mean, not like a della.
01:06:17
He's not, like, whipping out if he's right.
01:06:20
Is there? Right now? Send him the link.
01:06:22
Have him sit down. He's not there right now.
01:06:24
He doesn't like conversing about these types of topics
01:06:29
or any types of topics.
01:06:31
Actually, he's he's good. It's a few.
01:06:33
He's he's been working on trying to get the torrent back on the road, but, man,
01:06:38
the the two cars we do have running right
01:06:41
now are the Colorado and the avalanche.
01:06:44
By the way, that's a hockey team. The Colorado Avalanche.
01:06:49
Is that were you.
01:06:50
Are we already closed that segment?
01:06:52
Pirate Bay?
01:06:53
You said you were somewhere in Illinois near Saint Louis.
01:06:57
Yeah. And the friggin van, man.
01:07:00
Saint Louis Bay.
01:07:01
No, no, no, the residents aren't doing.
01:07:03
No, no. Back to the question.
01:07:06
Lost in the torrent.
01:07:08
No, they're out of the playoffs.
01:07:10
Yeah, in pirate Bay, Colorado Avalanche.
01:07:15
Are you guys having the same conversation?
01:07:17
No. I'm so confused. Okay, now.
01:07:19
So what? Torrent. What's the torrent? I think you said Taurus.
01:07:22
It's a Pontiac Courant. It's a pony.
01:07:24
I think you know what I'm saying.
01:07:25
Pirate Bay.
01:07:26
Like,
01:07:27
we get another Brady
01:07:28
because I'm assuming Brady knows a pirate Bay is because the torrents.
01:07:31
Yeah, yeah I know. Thank you, thank you.
01:07:33
I thought that too.
01:07:35
I mean I thought, oh I've done all right. I have no idea.
01:07:37
I said it out loud I was waiting for, but it seems like
01:07:40
it might have a blown head gasket.
01:07:44
Ooh, I like a good balloon head.
01:07:46
So we're up a creek on that one.
01:07:48
He used bars, leaks.
01:07:50
Maybe that'll fix it, but I doubt it.
01:07:52
Why are you.
01:07:55
Bar's leaks.
01:07:56
Is this bullshit black liquid that you pour in and it allegedly seals your.
01:08:01
If deported with your oil or your what
01:08:03
you radiate, or you put it in schooling, what's the proper part of your radiator?
01:08:08
And it's supposed to slightly seal.
01:08:10
Yeah, I've done that.
01:08:11
I just did that again recently, but I use one product and it was it wasn't mixed.
01:08:15
It was in two separate.
01:08:16
And when you poured it in and that that left, that stopped
01:08:19
the very slow leak for like a year.
01:08:23
Do you guys know it just recently started to be a slow leak coming back.
01:08:26
And so I just dumped another one in there.
01:08:28
Yeah. Throw another one in there.
01:08:30
Maybe that's right.
01:08:30
Maybe that's wrong I don't know.
01:08:32
So do you know how radiator works?
01:08:34
Do you know how a radiator works with the tiny,
01:08:35
tiny little hole in this tiny little, you know, the radiator?
01:08:39
Yeah,
01:08:41
it's they're real tiny little.
01:08:43
Little. Yeah.
01:08:43
Just spreads out the fluid there in order for it to cool,
01:08:45
shit's gonna clog it up in other places, and then it's going to crack, right?
01:08:49
No, you should use for
01:08:51
use by the same generation that uses.
01:08:54
You can buy a car without a spare tire just a little. Can't fix a flat.
01:08:57
Oh, no.
01:08:58
Gary, please elaborate on why Will is there forever.
01:09:02
Oh, I thought there was no such thing as a forever.
01:09:04
Guess that Gary's.
01:09:05
Is it determined? No, there is no there is.
01:09:07
It will for, interment to stay
01:09:12
the foreseeable future is predetermined.
01:09:15
Honestly, I've got the room,
01:09:18
and he's fallen on some hard times,
01:09:22
but, I, I feel constrained.
01:09:26
I've had a couple in your bed.
01:09:29
Yeah, between my wife and I, he sleeps.
01:09:32
He's curled up next to the dog.
01:09:33
Do you have a tent?
01:09:35
Can I camp out on your.
01:09:37
Of course.
01:09:39
You guys are always welcome.
01:09:42
Oh, I've got extra room, large rants, festival.
01:09:46
What about?
01:09:46
We still haven't used up all the rooms I'd like.
01:09:49
I've got.
01:09:49
I've got extra space. This is the,
01:09:52
the compound.
01:09:54
I got this place so that I can house more people.
01:09:58
It's all of my friends.
01:09:59
Come here. So really, I really. Yeah.
01:10:03
What does that say about you?
01:10:06
That I'm a loser?
01:10:06
What's it say about us?
01:10:07
God damn it, you're losers.
01:10:11
Now we're on the non loser spectrum.
01:10:12
Unfortunately, I know you are.
01:10:14
Which is like.
01:10:15
This wouldn't even be possible without you guys like I need I need you guys to.
01:10:19
To keep me, like, real in
01:10:24
sandwich
01:10:24
with keeping the gotta keep the gnocchi thing.
01:10:27
Because you gotta prove the other gnocchi are really controlling us still
01:10:31
and just staying in the shadows, trolling us.
01:10:34
I mean.
01:10:37
Oh, sorry.
01:10:37
Like interpreting, it's it's like, it's got several heads.
01:10:43
Let's go with, political.
01:10:45
There's gonna be religious.
01:10:48
Wait and cock.
01:10:50
Okay, so we gonna cock chicken attacks.
01:10:53
Let's do Mount Rushmore.
01:10:54
You know, it seems like the pharmaceutical industry treats number one, the.
01:11:00
Okay. What?
01:11:02
My Rushmore fingers you.
01:11:03
I guess he would. Don't need the ring finger
01:11:06
number one. Not that there.
01:11:08
And you might say pinky, but no, I think he's like, on the back end.
01:11:12
So very important.
01:11:14
That's not okay. Yeah.
01:11:15
The thumb is like number one I would say.
01:11:17
But there is no that's an appendage,
01:11:20
not a finger for I guess I guess you the finger you got.
01:11:23
If you had to chop off one finger, it has to be the pinky.
01:11:26
Right.
01:11:27
Wait, are you guys saying that the thumb is a finger?
01:11:30
Yeah. Why wouldn't it be phalanges?
01:11:32
You have five finger. So you have.
01:11:33
You have five fingers on a thumb.
01:11:35
Four fingers on five fingers. Five.
01:11:38
It's it's the only one that goes the other way.
01:11:40
Those opposable.
01:11:42
Yeah. It's total.
01:11:42
No, none of my none of my fingers go both ways.
01:11:45
It's like your thumb has a finger on it
01:11:49
because there's the same amount of knuckles.
01:11:50
No, there's a whole extra.
01:11:52
No. Let's see your drop order.
01:11:55
You're fucking click order sucks.
01:11:57
Where is it?
01:11:58
It's.
01:11:58
It's my clip order.
01:12:01
Is that order? Yeah.
01:12:02
I said you're you're were. You are clip order, sucker.
01:12:05
You are order. Where do you want it?
01:12:08
You're a clipboard.
01:12:09
The one thing for Mount Rushmore is they are not ranked one through four.
01:12:13
It is just oh, there's not 4x4 of rubbish.
01:12:18
So there's only one finger that's out.
01:12:21
It's the pinky. Oh no. The pinky.
01:12:23
No, I'm going to keep the pinky.
01:12:24
I'm getting rid of the ring finger because who needs who needs that.
01:12:27
Who needs to put a ring on anything.
01:12:29
It goes. My ring.
01:12:30
A shout out continues to put a ring on a goddamn thing.
01:12:34
Not only is our pinky toe in our pinky finger about to fall off
01:12:36
because we don't climb trees anymore, I don't we don't need the pinky.
01:12:40
You definitely. You don't realize it's your ring.
01:12:42
It's all the strength comes from your middle.
01:12:45
Two fingers and your thumb. Yeah.
01:12:48
You can do the dexterity and fine, fine motor skills with your index,
01:12:52
but when I'm doing something, I'm grabbing it with this.
01:12:56
I'm. When I start you choking bitches.
01:12:58
Oh, when you're sipping tea.
01:13:00
Don't you need the pinky? Yeah, I need the.
01:13:02
Yeah I need the pinky.
01:13:03
No you don't.
01:13:04
You actually get it out of the way.
01:13:05
You don't need it.
01:13:07
Oh. Good point okay.
01:13:10
Are we ready for that
01:13:11
I would say oh what's more important, the middle or the thumb?
01:13:15
See, the thumb negates the middle.
01:13:16
And my my kids used to think that they were.
01:13:18
I'm like, you can't do that. You're either flipping somebody's hat off or not.
01:13:20
They're not going to go, oh, you're the thumb there.
01:13:22
I'm safe.
01:13:24
Oh, it doesn't matter about the same thing.
01:13:25
Yeah, but I'm just saying they're both very important.
01:13:28
I disagree with everything.
01:13:30
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Ding ding.
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Man. And it's a real shame
01:16:27
when folks be throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that.
01:16:35
That's it.
01:16:36
There it is.
01:16:46
Let me tell you something, brother.
01:16:48
Let's get ready to.
01:16:54
Rumble!
01:16:55
I hope that you're ready to rumble.
01:16:57
Oh. You're welcome. Oh.
01:16:59
Sure.
01:17:00
Let's much for one.
01:17:05
This song is Jewish rubbish.
01:17:07
Or, you know, the goyim from Tel Aviv applying for Hollywood to Wall Street.
01:17:12
We just hold the tower of Gold.
01:17:14
Can't be beat while you guys in the gutter.
01:17:17
Filthy and vile for Michigan.
01:17:19
We ship and shove it, savoring our smiles.
01:17:26
For I'm filthy
01:17:27
goyim, unwashed and unclean news.
01:17:31
Your firstborn and toss you in the bin.
01:17:36
You'll never join holdings who never will call you filthy goyim.
01:17:41
Forever under our skin
01:17:45
I. The Rothschilds, the Morgans, the ships,
01:17:49
the almighty billion dollar dynasties with our shekels to shine.
01:17:54
The Federal Reserve is are the IMF to.
01:17:58
And then you can talk to our Jewish view.
01:18:02
But I
01:18:04
oh boy am filthy goyim.
01:18:07
I think I'm getting the gist of it.
01:18:09
Jews don't like Gentiles.
01:18:10
Push for the land just to correct them.
01:18:14
You'll never trust the irony that I think everything is anti-Semitic,
01:18:18
you filthy country.
01:18:19
Literally calling the cells the chosen, the chosen people.
01:18:23
That's pretty biased. The.
01:18:39
Us, from Spielberg to Scorsese.
01:18:42
See me on the screen
01:18:45
clapping diversity down.
01:18:47
Your colorful clapping.
01:18:49
You're a fed up with the soybeans.
01:18:51
If we waggle our toes in the ocean of your blood, why are you saying.
01:18:57
Are you that you want to go?
01:19:00
Yeah, I'm still free.
01:19:01
Call you unwashed and unclean.
01:19:04
How they keep that shit up, super sport
01:19:08
and toss you in the bed.
01:19:10
You'll never join, all right?
01:19:11
You'll never. Well, call him filthy Coyote.
01:19:15
Forever under our skin.
01:19:19
I sold out to your masters.
01:19:23
Go to the chosen.
01:19:25
We're winning the game.
01:19:27
Are you already been chosen to be unkind, Emperor?
01:19:31
I'll return your slave.
01:19:34
You'll be gone forever.
01:19:35
Trapped in your case. I.
01:19:44
They are absolutely correct.
01:19:46
The funny thing is, like, half the world is,
01:19:49
looking at their book like it's ours.
01:19:53
No, we they're very, precise about this.
01:19:57
The Old Testament was written to them.
01:20:01
The chosen people, not us. They don't recruit.
01:20:04
They keep in mind they they don't go out there and evangelize.
01:20:09
You cannot join them.
01:20:13
I mean, they say you can convert.
01:20:17
Truly.
01:20:19
There's,
01:20:21
If you're not born a Jew.
01:20:22
I'm sorry.
01:20:23
You're you're not going to be Hebrew.
01:20:27
What did he say?
01:20:30
I say that right?
01:20:34
I think so
01:20:35
is your doing blow on the other computer?
01:20:38
No. Oh.
01:20:41
Oh, you can't hear that, Kenya.
01:20:42
I see the big red warning.
01:20:44
There's no audio on the video right?
01:20:47
Right.
01:20:49
Oh, I hear it.
01:20:51
Fucking shit.
01:20:54
Bear with me while I read.
01:20:56
And, Leave it.
01:20:59
What?
01:20:59
God damn it!
01:21:03
You dear fuckface.
01:21:07
My wife.
01:21:07
As soon as she dirties the floor in our home.
01:21:11
Because she refuses to stop wearing shoes in the house.
01:21:14
So we are all day at work, right?
01:21:15
Graham, etc..
01:21:16
Dirty dirty goyim. Sorry.
01:21:18
And then it's rubbish.
01:21:20
And then come home and keep her same shoes on.
01:21:23
She has even done yard work and then come inside wearing those same shoes.
01:21:27
It's a family trait for her.
01:21:29
Her mother does the same thing in her house.
01:21:31
We recently visited her aunt and uncle,
01:21:33
both of whom were wearing outdoor shoes indoors.
01:21:36
How do I convince my wife that our house is dirty,
01:21:39
specifically because of this sound in my slippers?
01:21:46
That is the current debate going on in my house.
01:21:49
I, I live on a farm.
01:21:52
I walk into my boots and a lot of the local farmers,
01:21:55
they've got a mudroom into them.
01:21:59
Yeah.
01:21:59
And local farmers, anyway, have a mudroom.
01:22:03
You walk into the mudroom,
01:22:04
you take off your dirty boots, and then you walk in with your socks on.
01:22:08
I just recently started watching the show shameless, which has a,
01:22:11
a British version of an American version with, William H.
01:22:16
Macy. It's really good.
01:22:18
Well, he ends up dating in season two.
01:22:21
Years of dating.
01:22:21
This woman, that is crazy, but she has people removed.
01:22:26
There's shoes on the porch, put them in Ziploc bags
01:22:31
before entering their house, and,
01:22:35
and, my
01:22:36
my wife is crazy about the the floors.
01:22:39
I've caught her vacuuming like, five times in one day.
01:22:43
And, yes, by a Roomba.
01:22:44
Dogs get to the floor is filthy.
01:22:47
They don't wipe their feet on their way in.
01:22:50
We've we're in a farmhouse.
01:22:51
It gets dirty.
01:22:52
We have to sweep up the floors. They walk.
01:22:55
It's dirty.
01:22:57
Get over it.
01:22:58
Roomba. Life is filthy.
01:23:00
Okay with that? Either way. Yes.
01:23:02
Yeah.
01:23:02
We're in the same filthy shoes around town
01:23:05
and then walking around your house makes it dirtier.
01:23:09
And it's not really.
01:23:11
It only takes one conversation with an intelligent person
01:23:13
to convince them of that.
01:23:15
You know, I, I, my I use the bristly, I use the bristly thing.
01:23:19
I clean my shoes, I stomp them, I then wipe them on two different mats
01:23:23
before I go in my house, and I just wear them in my house.
01:23:26
If I were to get new carpet, that attitude would change
01:23:29
and we will get new carpet where right now we got that very like
01:23:32
the cheap, thin, matted carpet that just the squares that you replace.
01:23:36
I don't know why the idiots put it in the one room
01:23:37
they did, but we'll take it for now,
01:23:39
because we can do whatever the fuck we want
01:23:41
because we're going to eventually replace it.
01:23:42
But yeah, new carpet like the bristly thing in the different story mat method.
01:23:47
Yeah, I was I figure out how to give my dogs to like their feet.
01:23:51
I just don't even if there's a little puddle like, oh,
01:23:53
what else kind of start my shoes in the puddle really quick.
01:23:55
Very generally gentle, gingerly.
01:23:59
I mean, it's dirty.
01:24:01
There's a barrier.
01:24:01
Like sisters, like the Gentile.
01:24:04
The Asians really do that.
01:24:05
There's no shoes in an agent's house.
01:24:08
Oh, yeah.
01:24:09
They're all the shoes are outside the front door.
01:24:12
I have an old pair of shoes that are still good
01:24:14
that I then started to call my house shoes,
01:24:17
but whenever I wear them, I just I just walk outside with them.
01:24:20
It's like. It's like. And then I'm like, I'm.
01:24:21
Have you ever been somewhere, though, where they ask you to take your shoes off
01:24:24
and then your socks get black because, like,
01:24:27
you know, I this is an this is a keep your shoes on kind of house.
01:24:30
Just look at your carpet and floors.
01:24:32
No offense.
01:24:33
Yeah, right.
01:24:33
No, my, my my shoes are cleaner than your floors.
01:24:37
I don't care, you can tell if you.
01:24:39
If somebody's house is dirty.
01:24:40
I'm keeping my shoes on. It's not your trumps.
01:24:43
Sure, sure. But.
01:24:44
But if it's the middle of winter, and I.
01:24:46
Especially if I'm working and I don't have those little,
01:24:47
you know, those little shower caps for your feet.
01:24:51
If I don't have those and I go in somebody's
01:24:52
house, I will always take my shoes off.
01:24:53
Shower caps for your feet.
01:24:55
Let's talk about the shower caps for your feet.
01:24:59
You know what I'm talking about.
01:25:00
You ever had Comcast come over your house?
01:25:03
They don't put those little blue.
01:25:04
Oh, yeah.
01:25:06
I don't know what those don't.
01:25:08
That's like, don't use real shower capsules. Slip and fall on your ass.
01:25:11
These are like little textured non grip I mean slip.
01:25:15
You don't want the nunchuck ones either.
01:25:17
That, if you work at a medical lab, you'll be provided.
01:25:21
That was a wrong button. Those.
01:25:23
I got to get rid of those.
01:25:24
I love the wrong button.
01:25:27
I love the right button.
01:25:29
The left button itself.
01:25:32
Okay, so call in five, eight, six, three, rinse three.
01:25:36
Or if you're the kid, click the link
01:25:39
there you should be watching.
01:25:41
Make sure somebody doesn't.
01:25:44
Oh my lord, what is that?
01:25:45
That.
01:25:46
Yeah.
01:25:47
Oh no that's rubbish.
01:25:50
Trying to get a free birth. I have an
01:25:53
this is very overwhelming.
01:25:55
Just ha that mask isn't doing this.
01:25:57
And the smell of it.
01:25:59
What is it?
01:25:59
That's someone's actual bathroom is a feces.
01:26:03
Feces?
01:26:06
Why are they trying to save the toys?
01:26:09
They're trying to save the house.
01:26:11
I don't know what the. Yeah, what are they?
01:26:12
Do they just blow it up?
01:26:14
But, I mean, why were they separating the shit water from the toys?
01:26:16
Those toys are done. I'm not.
01:26:18
You can't clean them enough to get back to my child.
01:26:20
Clutter free, box free.
01:26:23
Think of that whenever you buy any toys online or eBay or at a garage sale.
01:26:26
They could have been in this house personally, right?
01:26:30
I want to go back to what that water was.
01:26:33
You know what that water was like.
01:26:36
If you really fuck up your house, your shit will back up out of every hole,
01:26:40
back up sewage.
01:26:41
I've inspected your house and good news and some bad news.
01:26:45
We're still.
01:26:46
We're talking unsafe conditions.
01:26:47
Technically, donut holes are donut holes. They're donut plugs.
01:26:50
But we think Dunkin Donuts made the right call
01:26:52
because nobody's going to be donut plugs.
01:26:58
Fuck your head.
01:26:59
That reminded me because we were talking about shit and drains and plugs and plugs
01:27:03
will make you.
01:27:04
Technically, plugs are for drains, and technically your butt is a drain.
01:27:10
Well, yeah.
01:27:14
So it's perfectly fine.
01:27:15
It's perfectly fine to put a to stop up your butt.
01:27:18
I gotta drain my butt.
01:27:19
Fucking.
01:27:20
Yeah, that was it.
01:27:21
That's great. So yeah, that.
01:27:23
So what?
01:27:23
Your question was, what's the bright dark brown water in the tank? Yep.
01:27:28
So that happened to my basement, by the way.
01:27:32
Trying to get a basement full of shit water.
01:27:35
Shit water. Overwhelming. Gross.
01:27:37
Darn right. It's horrible.
01:27:38
My my my, sanitary and my, storm drain.
01:27:43
The cement just totally smashed.
01:27:46
So it stopped.
01:27:46
It stopped going out, and it started coming in.
01:27:49
And in my laundry room, it's like,
01:27:52
fuck is that?
01:27:53
You think they're good?
01:27:54
I mean, it did donate some of those toys to charity after the.
01:27:57
Yeah.
01:27:57
I mean, why else would they be separating them?
01:27:59
Dude, every kid needs a toy.
01:28:03
That train is pretty cool.
01:28:04
I see the train track there and I bend to the chair every 15 minutes.
01:28:09
Can you please turn it off?
01:28:10
Because I can smell it, and I'm going to start gagging and throwing up in a second.
01:28:13
That was one of the worst things I've ever had to.
01:28:15
And dude, I mean the tile. Everything is gone.
01:28:17
We bleach the entire thing, had people treat it.
01:28:20
I mean, you don't you don't just put the shit in a bucket,
01:28:22
go rinse it out with a hose and give it back to your kids.
01:28:26
Anything that was here is gone.
01:28:28
Sanitize it
01:28:30
now, even though it's fixed, anything in my basement is like at least
01:28:33
ten inches up off the fucking floor.
01:28:37
I love the hoarder episodes where it's like
01:28:39
there's just mouse shit and piss.
01:28:42
It's just been saturated and stuff and they're like, oh no, we can just wash it.
01:28:45
And they're like, no, no, you can't, you can't.
01:28:49
But you still might die.
01:28:51
Yeah, you might as well just ignore it.
01:28:54
Speaking of filth and disease.
01:28:58
You see it now?
01:29:00
See what? No,
01:29:04
but that's all right.
01:29:05
Let's go take your shirt off and maybe it'll.
01:29:08
Can you see me now?
01:29:11
I tried to show shirtless
01:29:13
what's the temperature in the barn?
01:29:16
You what? You tried to show shirtless?
01:29:18
We need a thermometer for you to burn.
01:29:20
Show shirtless. Remember the shirtless show
01:29:23
I started the show to show?
01:29:24
I no shirtless show herself?
01:29:28
What are you talking about?
01:29:29
With a speech impediment like that guy earlier,
01:29:31
we got to get shortly show on the show.
01:29:33
You're here is your show. You.
01:29:35
Do you want to go? Just golfing?
01:29:36
We're here to show you what I found to be my freeze up.
01:29:41
Thinking that,
01:29:45
Good.
01:29:46
We have a chicken attack.
01:29:48
Our first chicken attack looks like turkeys.
01:29:50
The bumper doesn't get played for no reason.
01:29:59
Oh, I got three.
01:30:00
I got three quick chickens and one long chicken.
01:30:05
You're actually commentating the A very like.
01:30:10
It's four against one.
01:30:15
You're really working together to.
01:30:17
That's a great defense okay.
01:30:20
And I've been in for every 15 minutes roughly anyway.
01:30:23
Yeah.
01:30:23
Every time the dog goes
01:30:25
for the one he backs up out of the way and the other three totally close him in.
01:30:29
Here's some more chicken.
01:30:30
So I have two chicken attacks that aren't stories that I had to share.
01:30:35
Okay.
01:30:36
These are serious chicken attacks.
01:30:38
This first one is in Bangladesh I believe.
01:30:41
Chicken seller beaten to death.
01:30:42
You know, people starving around the world.
01:30:44
This is just for a chicken.
01:30:45
Yes, people are starving around the world.
01:30:47
That's always been the case.
01:30:49
And also this is I'm sharing this because you love the world.
01:30:53
This is. Yeah, plated.
01:30:55
A seller has been beaten to death for demanding remaining money
01:30:58
for selling chicken in tank.
01:30:59
Nath Abdullah of Cocks, Bazaar officer in charge of Texas.
01:31:04
Then Muhammad gives Uddin said the incident took place on Monday
01:31:09
in front of the gun owner
01:31:11
mask in the blood of the young union in a basilica.
01:31:16
The deceased de la Maya, 48, is the son of whoever
01:31:20
and he ate a chicken selling shop at
01:31:24
Manga Station.
01:31:26
Almost evil sinister.
01:31:27
He didn't eat a cheap shot chicken.
01:31:29
He has a chicken shop.
01:31:31
That was my fault, I know, he said.
01:31:33
Police arrested accused so they haven't found him yet.
01:31:37
Or they found him, but they haven't arrested him. And
01:31:39
and the same week in India,
01:31:42
my neighbor got attacked in June with her uncle.
01:31:46
This isn't what tell tell I gonna tell.
01:31:48
A Johnny man attacks neighbor with AKS over roaming chickens.
01:31:52
Kept charging at me.
01:31:54
So this guy wasn't mad about fighting and I was like
01:31:56
trying to apply pressure to it and it kept charging at me.
01:31:59
He wasn't mad about a chicken in the market.
01:32:02
He was mad because his neighbor had roaming chickens, so he killed him with an ax.
01:32:07
Kinda.
01:32:08
I, 60 was attacked with an ax over.
01:32:11
No, not the chickens.
01:32:12
The person attacked his neighbor
01:32:16
over a longstanding dispute regarding roaming chickens.
01:32:20
You like roaming?
01:32:21
According to the inspector, where he raised that part,
01:32:24
his home had frequently experienced conflicts with his neighbor,
01:32:28
the chickens, which was kicking.
01:32:29
Its like kicking him off repeatedly and usually enter this dude's
01:32:33
residence, causing repeated complaints from his family about the mess.
01:32:37
We tried to talk to the family last night to close the door in our faces.
01:32:41
Tensions escalated in a heated quotes from the guy between the two families.
01:32:45
In a fit of rage.
01:32:48
Ling Guana, I just want you to pronounce it again.
01:32:51
Ling Ghana killed one of semis chickens and then attacked
01:32:56
and then attacked.
01:32:57
I felt a peck on my left hand.
01:33:00
My neighbor got attacked in June with her uncle
01:33:04
so we said yes.
01:33:06
In a fit of rage.
01:33:07
He was being attacked by a rooster.
01:33:10
He killed one of the chickens and then attacked the elderly man with an ax.
01:33:13
Seven chickens or become violent again.
01:33:17
Then the Humane Society will get involved.
01:33:20
Wow! With one evil eggs, please leave one incapacitated.
01:33:23
Who likely will.
01:33:24
When he says incapacitated, does that mean like decapitated
01:33:28
or just not able to flee? No, no.
01:33:31
The feathers went separate.
01:33:33
One was completely incapacitated.
01:33:35
The other one was badly damaged.
01:33:38
He was rushed to a local hospital following the incident.
01:33:41
He tried to attack in the middle of the night and you kill chickens?
01:33:46
You killed my chickens.
01:33:51
And you didn't know my my dad.
01:33:53
My favorite one.
01:33:55
My absolute favorite.
01:33:56
I had a lot of chicken attacks.
01:34:01
For my lunch,
01:34:03
her granddaughter had just been attacked by chickens.
01:34:06
In our what hopes to be a regular segment watch.
01:34:08
YouTubers are completely taken advantage of.
01:34:10
And we started inadvertently and George really turned me on to them.
01:34:13
Here's a rest I never turned you on.
01:34:15
I've never want to turn you on.
01:34:16
Your turn to here's our arrest footage
01:34:19
for the week.
01:34:23
Well, the chicken
01:34:25
one chicken, two chicken.
01:34:27
Come on.
01:34:29
Three chicken.
01:34:30
Four.
01:34:33
The chicken situation.
01:34:36
Oh, wait, this is the chase. I'm sorry.
01:34:37
An unusual feather.
01:34:39
So I don't know how much you can do.
01:34:43
Don't tell me what the story kept coming.
01:34:44
Adam, are you real?
01:34:47
I'm. Are you real?
01:34:49
I'm not the police of you, I don't think.
01:34:53
Are you?
01:34:54
Oh, yeah.
01:34:55
Yeah. If I my if I forget your
01:35:00
feathers, we're
01:35:01
not happy that he's like, oh I would I think I'll stop.
01:35:04
Chicken attack.
01:35:06
Get on the ground.
01:35:07
Get on the ground.
01:35:09
Okay.
01:35:11
Get on the ground all the way down.
01:35:12
Just what he says. All the way down.
01:35:16
Where is your real stay on the ground.
01:35:21
Where the hell is
01:35:24
kicking down?
01:35:25
Stop, stop! Turn around.
01:35:27
Get on the ground! Stay on ground! Can't on the ground.
01:35:30
Look, we're trying to help you, okay?
01:35:32
All right. Look, there's his eyeball.
01:35:34
I want to get Smith. Okay?
01:35:36
All right. Okay.
01:35:38
But who's losing control? Us.
01:35:42
We've been asking you questions for 93, 94 episodes.
01:35:45
He's trying to take you down.
01:35:46
If you're going to keep getting tased, he will. You.
01:35:49
You're real. Okay, okay, here we go.
01:35:52
Okay, now you're okay.
01:35:55
You're real. You.
01:35:57
I think he forced himself for you.
01:35:59
Yeah.
01:36:00
There's a little part of the teasing can do that.
01:36:03
Look at you.
01:36:04
Yeah.
01:36:04
You do want to let him go?
01:36:06
If you're going to,
01:36:08
I don't know.
01:36:09
Look at you.
01:36:10
You're not used to chicken.
01:36:13
I'm not pregnant, by the way.
01:36:17
Oh, wow.
01:36:19
Right.
01:36:20
All right.
01:36:20
He's soaking wet.
01:36:21
It's just like, no sweat, okay?
01:36:24
Not just sweat. Officer.
01:36:26
Yeah. Jesus.
01:36:27
We're real. You're not chicken.
01:36:28
Okay. Stand up. Come on, come on.
01:36:30
What you want?
01:36:32
I did wrong. I tried to be good.
01:36:34
We're trying to help you.
01:36:35
Trying to be good guys, these are the angels trying to help him.
01:36:39
Oh, wow.
01:36:40
Okay. No. Stop all right, come on. Stop.
01:36:41
You're fine. Argue against my reality.
01:36:44
Whoa! Is your reality off the wall? No, no.
01:36:47
How do you know that?
01:36:48
Because we're in the room. We're not.
01:36:50
I'm in a real, real
01:36:52
question.
01:36:53
Just. Yes, sir. Yeah.
01:36:55
Ramsey says that it's real.
01:36:57
Yeah, I do, yeah, but we had this conversation before.
01:36:59
Wait, what are you saying?
01:37:00
If he wants to identify the chicken, I don't understand the problem
01:37:04
that something had this conversation before.
01:37:06
Sir, I go for this thing, drew I did do.
01:37:09
What did you do?
01:37:10
Oh, I did mushrooms, but we had a session before, sir.
01:37:13
I know for this person we caught this first I am,
01:37:16
I am, I am I crazy? Hey.
01:37:19
They check okay?
01:37:21
There's no check. If. Okay.
01:37:23
Quick. Stop I don't know.
01:37:25
Okay, let me start.
01:37:26
You know, all the stuff on the internet.
01:37:28
It's fake. This is definitely real. I'm the person we are.
01:37:31
No, you're not talking to me like I'm like somebody.
01:37:33
If that was the cop right there, I would have said, I'm sorry.
01:37:37
This horrible.
01:37:39
Just scrape your feet back.
01:37:41
I'll the chicken, the chicken, my Instagram.
01:37:45
You know, the talk with emphasis.
01:37:48
Yeah. So where to park?
01:37:49
Burke. Burke?
01:37:50
If they also have chickens and hopped in the vehicle, he'd the.
01:37:53
Yes. Yep, yep.
01:37:56
Follow the mother chicken. Look.
01:37:57
Look at the station I see you look at that.
01:37:59
Look what? We're trying to get help.
01:38:02
You're trying to help me, but am I trying to help you?
01:38:05
Look, we're.
01:38:05
Great question.
01:38:06
That's a that's a great question.
01:38:08
You are arguing with me
01:38:10
and I a person arguing with you, or are you arguing with me right now?
01:38:14
Okay, the first it's. You know what it is.
01:38:18
You know what it is.
01:38:19
Chicken. It's the chicken or the egg.
01:38:22
Yeah,
01:38:24
man, that was funny.
01:38:25
After the chicken sandwich, that was okay. Okay. You're trying to help me.
01:38:28
God, look how much he's sweating.
01:38:30
Okay, I got to could a good.
01:38:32
You're helping me. Why can't I be in my own thoughts?
01:38:35
Let me.
01:38:35
Let me borrow your version.
01:38:37
Oh. What are you going to do for my arms?
01:38:38
Another good point, man.
01:38:39
He's got great points from his up.
01:38:41
Time to question. So.
01:38:44
Okay. Oh, that was good.
01:38:45
If I'm okay, I'm not going.
01:38:47
Oh no. Don't hate me now. We're not sure.
01:38:50
All right.
01:38:50
So if they tase him with this dude clearly he's not a threat, right?
01:38:54
I mean, they should like. Right?
01:38:55
He hasn't shown in one sense, one like a little bit of aggression at all.
01:38:59
Nobody did try to run the two times he teased them.
01:39:02
They he was literally running away.
01:39:03
But I don't think he was freaked out.
01:39:06
He's in here. He's in handcuffs.
01:39:07
Now, if they tase a dude in handcuffs, that's on.
01:39:10
Yeah.
01:39:11
Well, it depends on if he's white or black.
01:39:13
If he's white really fine.
01:39:15
Well he's yellow, so if he's black, then you make a whole like,
01:39:18
matter
01:39:21
after him alive matter after him.
01:39:25
All chickens matter.
01:39:26
They're not real, though.
01:39:29
But you taste me.
01:39:30
How do I know you're real?
01:39:31
That's a valid question. Why? He.
01:39:34
He's right.
01:39:34
Why? Can't be compliant right now.
01:39:37
I know, but you.
01:39:38
But you just keep on saying I'm compliant with you, right?
01:39:40
That. Yes.
01:39:41
Oh you did.
01:39:42
Yeah. The paramedics trying to help him.
01:39:43
The cops literally standing behind him
01:39:45
saying if he doesn't shut up, I'm going to taser him again.
01:39:47
Yeah, I'm.
01:39:50
You know what? No.
01:39:51
He has the right to remain silent and the right to not remain silent.
01:39:54
That's not a taser ball offense.
01:39:56
They haven't they haven't said that. Right.
01:39:58
Yeah. I don't
01:39:59
you can't throw my arm.
01:40:00
It belongs to me, sir.
01:40:01
Well, why are you trying to argue against me?
01:40:04
He's holding me now, so.
01:40:05
All right.
01:40:06
If you ever have taken any drugs in your life,
01:40:08
why would you tell somebody on shrooms
01:40:09
that they want you want to borrow their arm, right?
01:40:13
Hey, can you go keep an eye on that truck?
01:40:15
What do you want them to talk about?
01:40:18
You got to think before you got to speak.
01:40:20
Way more simply and not in euphemism and sayings and stuff,
01:40:23
because he's taking everything very, very literally.
01:40:28
Literally.
01:40:29
But no, but I don't know if I'm trying to get away, sir.
01:40:31
Okay.
01:40:31
What's what I don't know, the cop get away now.
01:40:34
The cop's defense.
01:40:35
Now he's a threat again.
01:40:37
Because if he doesn't even know what he's doing, right? Yeah.
01:40:39
Right here telling you.
01:40:42
Look, I'm just teasing.
01:40:43
You're telling me he's in the game myself?
01:40:45
Ride the lightning right now.
01:40:47
Am I like this? It's going to be in here.
01:40:49
We're just getting.
01:40:50
Hold on. Okay. What does that mean? No, wait. Put.
01:40:52
Please, please, please.
01:40:53
No, I'm trying to follow is illogical.
01:40:55
What is it?
01:40:56
Is am I going to be in.
01:40:58
Am I going to be in?
01:41:00
And what what does not happening.
01:41:04
Quit.
01:41:05
This can't be happening, right?
01:41:07
Am I like, am I existing?
01:41:09
Yes. What am I okay, okay.
01:41:11
This is this is real. Yes.
01:41:13
Like I feel you, sir.
01:41:15
I know on the other hand, it's not,
01:41:16
you know, not not tasing him and he's not a threat.
01:41:19
We're not going to spend two hours having a of Filofax.
01:41:22
Full philosophical question.
01:41:24
If the whole universe is under your thumbnail, either.
01:41:26
Okay, good. Right, I don't know.
01:41:29
Are you filming me?
01:41:30
Yes, I am, I am, I am, I am right now.
01:41:33
Not necessarily not.
01:41:34
Yes. Okay.
01:41:35
How do you know to stand up?
01:41:37
I don't even know. Standing up.
01:41:39
Okay, I can't exist, I can't look down.
01:41:41
Your stand. What's down
01:41:44
do you?
01:41:45
Is this, is this like this?
01:41:47
Is this how you feel when you argue with the religious people, Gary.
01:41:50
Well, how do.
01:41:51
Yes, because the same way I know that the people in the TV
01:41:55
shows can't hear me because it makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside.
01:41:59
It's a pile of rubbish.
01:42:03
Please. Are you real?
01:42:04
You may get them if you want.
01:42:06
I might like go. Yo,
01:42:09
I got that right.
01:42:11
Hold on, hold on.
01:42:12
I just want to go home.
01:42:14
You're biting my hand.
01:42:15
You're hurting my hands.
01:42:17
Oh, we're I feel great, I feel great right now.
01:42:22
We're got to stop holding my hands to type in anybody.
01:42:25
I've never done mushrooms. I've considered it, but I never have.
01:42:27
I've had plenty of opportunity, but I honestly never have.
01:42:31
Isn't this more whoever's friend,
01:42:32
whoever's supposed to love this person, isn't it more their fault at this point?
01:42:36
Either the experienced streamer or the person
01:42:38
that's supposed to be the designated keep?
01:42:39
You on the property?
01:42:42
Like he was literally running down.
01:42:43
He was running down a chicken three County Street.
01:42:47
I thought it was a park.
01:42:49
It looks like.
01:42:50
And I guess there's more to the story.
01:42:51
There's more to the story.
01:42:53
Clean up.
01:42:54
What do you think? I don't know your face.
01:42:56
How could be.
01:42:57
No, no, no, you're hurting me!
01:43:00
No! Got him off.
01:43:01
He's absolutely. You're hurting me.
01:43:03
Hanging on. But come on.
01:43:05
Stop, stop, stop! Well, somebody call me.
01:43:07
This is it will free. It will.
01:43:10
Come on.
01:43:11
What if he didn't take shrooms?
01:43:12
And this is all the
01:43:13
just the most brilliant strategy to avoid getting really hurt
01:43:17
and arrested. You know,
01:43:18
they're kind of being gentle with him now because he's clearly tripping.
01:43:22
Let him get.
01:43:23
So you can argue against what's this simple as I see in there for you.
01:43:26
Let me get you here. Okay.
01:43:27
What's the thing?
01:43:28
Oh, I can't imagine that's going to be any fun in there.
01:43:31
Look at the tiny little slits and holes on the window.
01:43:33
You can't even see out of this.
01:43:34
They're putting him in like a freaking dog cage box
01:43:39
fight. This is my own head, okay?
01:43:40
Are you holding me? You're listening to you.
01:43:42
Listen, we don't want to have a taste. I don't want to.
01:43:44
I don't want to be.
01:43:45
Taste it out.
01:43:45
Well, people out there, I like the way look.
01:43:48
I love the way he turns it around with, like a chicken ninja.
01:43:51
Please. I me, you people.
01:43:53
Jason. Sit down.
01:43:53
My arresting you. Are you arresting me?
01:43:56
Sit down.
01:43:56
I want to go. Oh, I give up the wall.
01:43:59
Please stop.
01:44:01
I want to go home.
01:44:01
I want to go home.
01:44:02
He says every person being arrested.
01:44:04
Your. Wait, wait, stop.
01:44:05
What's the nature of you real?
01:44:08
I don't come, sir.
01:44:09
Then why do you look at that picture?
01:44:11
I've never seen a police car with that much on the.
01:44:14
All right, look at that door.
01:44:16
Look at that window.
01:44:18
They're not fucking around.
01:44:21
I'm home.
01:44:22
All right, thank you.
01:44:23
John, why is there a dog in here?
01:44:26
Oh, that's why I'm afraid of dogs.
01:44:29
Guess what?
01:44:30
When you were trying to block them off and I didn't.
01:44:32
Did you see a dog?
01:44:33
Yeah, but.
01:44:34
But y'all with this guy, he a canine
01:44:37
did say canine you.
01:44:38
But he probably needs to get.
01:44:40
Yeah, there's a dog
01:44:44
hell be saying.
01:44:45
So you tried to break up with him today.
01:44:48
That why does he let the dog do the process and goes,
01:44:52
am I a chicken?
01:44:55
I ain't chicken, man.
01:44:56
I don't know, you might I think you might want to listen a while because
01:45:01
it could be if you authority calm down and that.
01:45:05
Yeah.
01:45:05
And I was you know that was never before seen it.
01:45:09
You sure about it?
01:45:10
Sounds like it was experience.
01:45:12
Yeah. I keep doing. I'm in my head.
01:45:14
I'm not looking. Daddy, don't.
01:45:16
I tricked you.
01:45:17
So therefore we go back. What's the nature of my reality?
01:45:22
What's the nature of my reality?
01:45:25
Well, why are you trying to stick a dog on me?
01:45:27
Sir? You dogs over there won't get you out.
01:45:30
We're gonna get you out.
01:45:31
You said you didn't want to get out of here. I'm trapped.
01:45:32
Three dogs over the US.
01:45:34
Okay. Can I please talk to you?
01:45:36
Okay.
01:45:38
I think they're done talking.
01:45:39
I think you should stop talking to somebody else.
01:45:42
We got some nuts here for you talk to, okay?
01:45:44
All right. You go away for a moment.
01:45:46
I don't I don't I don't like stop, sir.
01:45:48
Sir, I go see if you can give my child no.
01:45:52
Okay. I'm not trying to get
01:45:55
somebody give me that much I love.
01:45:59
I have also.
01:46:03
Oh, oh, give me the.
01:46:14
Crystal.
01:46:15
Just you
01:46:17
you took out from a different. We don't.
01:46:19
Oh, yeah, I think so.
01:46:22
Wait, what?
01:46:23
The person did the captain say?
01:46:25
You got a tack and your dog gum for
01:46:28
and disorderly conduct.
01:46:31
Oh, you got a tapping.
01:46:32
You did not hop over time.
01:46:35
Get a glue mess in the chair.
01:46:37
That can't be plug. Yeah.
01:46:39
Right there. So sorry, brother.
01:46:41
Oh, my God, I got the best one.
01:46:43
Best pun in 94 episodes.
01:46:46
It's chicken
01:46:48
attack.
01:46:49
Attack!
01:46:51
Here you go. Right there.
01:46:53
He's going to pull that backpack out or whatever that is.
01:46:55
A third, our little crude bar front.
01:46:58
We'll show it. Show it. What are you doing?
01:47:00
We don't see his feet.
01:47:01
Oh, he got the little chicken attack.
01:47:05
Brilliant. Look, he doesn't even know.
01:47:07
He's like,
01:47:09
don't.
01:47:12
Go get.
01:47:12
These are like, I've always heard mushrooms have like zero hangover.
01:47:16
Is it.
01:47:17
Do you come down at all or is it just boom and then done.
01:47:20
Is he like good.
01:47:20
Not, not feel very happy when it comes down or does it just kind of go away.
01:47:23
Yeah.
01:47:24
Whenever, whenever I come down for mushrooms,
01:47:26
I've always gotten extremely drunk because you can, like, drink
01:47:28
like a motherfucker on, on mushrooms.
01:47:33
It does kind of keep you away. So.
01:47:34
So you here? So I've heard. All right.
01:47:38
Allegedly. You don't have nothing else.
01:47:39
This is not going to be as comfortable as this hammock says your
01:47:42
the character.
01:47:49
You should sit down on the bench for me.
01:47:51
There's a bench. Vesper.
01:47:52
Sit down. That okay? Who's going to take care of cats?
01:47:55
You just got to be in here for a few hours.
01:47:56
Then. You've ever been arrested
01:47:59
for?
01:48:00
I have not, I would not, and just whatever it is,
01:48:03
you haven't just proven that made you walk up and down the street
01:48:07
and a chicken wanting beating on ambulance.
01:48:11
Oh, they call this chicken onesie. That's just the ultimate.
01:48:13
And Jason was charged with disorderly conduct in two counts of resisting arrest.
01:48:18
As a first time offender, he was not seriously punished for this incident.
01:48:23
He was sentenced to probation and had to take mandatory drug tests for 12 months.
01:48:28
Drop a comment below and subscribe.
01:48:31
You don't test for mushrooms?
01:48:33
Oh no. But now he's stuck at it.
01:48:36
He's probably got alcohol treatment and all that shit I took.
01:48:38
So I got in trouble one time for doing a non
01:48:43
nonviolent, drug related non
01:48:47
filming.
01:48:49
I was protesting how.
01:48:50
That's pretty good. Exactly.
01:48:51
What were you doing nefarious.
01:48:53
It doesn't, you know, it doesn't even matter.
01:48:54
What are you doing that you should never you should have been at home hanging out.
01:48:58
Have to watch the show.
01:48:59
Yeah, I forgot what I was going to say, but you were protesting.
01:49:05
Yeah. Got arrested.
01:49:06
Don't remember why we're where we're going with that.
01:49:09
But they put everybody through the same alcohol program.
01:49:14
Oh, I remember now. Thank you.
01:49:16
So they wanted me to just say, as long as they don't get in trouble
01:49:20
with a certain amount of time. And I was like, fuck you.
01:49:22
I want to take it all the way to a jury because I was on my own property.
01:49:24
I want to get in trouble within a certain amount of time. Fuck you.
01:49:27
You know, I want I want to be proven innocent.
01:49:29
I don't want to plead guilty.
01:49:30
You have to plead guilty for that deal. It's like a trick.
01:49:33
All right? So I was like, no, take it to jury
01:49:36
and myself.
01:49:38
I love to make a long story short, I lost
01:49:41
and I had to be on probation and in my probation.
01:49:43
My first meeting, I had to take this questionnaire.
01:49:45
And one of the questions was, does your alcohol and drug abuse affect your family?
01:49:49
Plain and simple. Yes.
01:49:50
No is my only two options.
01:49:52
And so I almost went to I almost went to jail that day because I refused to answer.
01:49:55
They said refusing to answer is refusing to comply with your probation.
01:49:59
You will get sentenced back to jail.
01:50:01
I said, well then send me to jail because I know
01:50:03
as soon as I answer this question does my I know drug?
01:50:06
No, no, listen. Listen to the logic.
01:50:08
If I answer the question, does my drug and alcohol abuse affect my family?
01:50:13
No, it does not. That's like the stupid joke.
01:50:15
Have you ever been caught masturbating?
01:50:17
No. You got a good hiding spot.
01:50:19
So if I say that my my drug use
01:50:21
and alcohol doesn't make your family well, then it affects you.
01:50:25
You got to take treatment.
01:50:26
And otherwise, if I say yes, they will.
01:50:28
It affects your family. You got to take treatment.
01:50:30
Then they add another.
01:50:31
It's like $3,500 that you can either just pay or take these classes.
01:50:36
Anyways, long story like it affects me to no different
01:50:39
than somebody who eats too much or drinks too much.
01:50:42
I was one of the only people that was on probation
01:50:44
that did not have drug testing, because I refused to answer that question.
01:50:47
So if you ever go in and get on properties,
01:50:49
you do not have to answer this question.
01:50:52
No, cuz the answer is they were threatening me to go to jail.
01:50:55
I mean, I called my lawyer, I'm like, can they do that?
01:50:57
They're like, yeah, they can, but I'll get you out and we'll,
01:50:59
you know, there was just be another charge that you'll have to fight.
01:51:02
Yeah, but they didn't.
01:51:03
It was all just threat to get me to answer the question.
01:51:05
And they make a fortune. Probation is a scam.
01:51:08
Honestly, in hindsight, I would.
01:51:09
I should have taken the 30 days.
01:51:11
Yeah, jail has got gotten somebody to handle my client's contracts,
01:51:15
and it would have been cheaper or.
01:51:19
This is not legal advice, by the way.
01:51:21
All that disclaimer crap was already said.
01:51:23
But just to be clear, yeah, we're idiots.
01:51:26
All the comments are going to prove that we are in the show anyway.
01:51:28
All three of us are idiots.
01:51:30
Yeah, yeah.
01:51:31
Matter of fact,
01:51:32
if you're going to try to retain me as your lawyer, that I would be.
01:51:36
We don't claim to be anything else.
01:51:38
We've got a long comments.
01:51:40
Okay, let's look the next hour for comments.
01:51:44
I know
01:51:46
we've got a strong week.
01:51:49
Yet I'm still from the get Much Higher diet.
01:51:53
Yeah my lord, sorry about that.
01:51:56
I call that one.
01:51:59
You go.
01:52:00
I don't know if you've noticed, but I haven't.
01:52:02
Are there
01:52:04
any other time?
01:52:04
I haven't had a doobie in like two months.
01:52:07
That was my first. Hey!
01:52:08
What happened?
01:52:09
Dude, I had to be myself.
01:52:11
Frees up to get that.
01:52:14
I thought I had to be drug tested for a new job,
01:52:17
but then I realized I'm not actually applying for a new job.
01:52:20
Yeah, it's not a drug anymore.
01:52:21
Yeah. What's the update?
01:52:22
Did you go to the disc golf place and apply?
01:52:25
I don't care about what you said. You know.
01:52:28
Now I'm stuck.
01:52:29
Like looking.
01:52:33
Oh, I got to play this.
01:52:34
I started to play that.
01:52:36
I spend three hours a day driving will to and probably.
01:52:40
Oh I lost my oh you know, that's
01:52:43
that's on the low end.
01:52:48
Second time I don't, I don't it's Facebook.
01:52:51
These Facebook videos suck.
01:52:54
I don't spend any money
01:52:56
so I don't have to make any money.
01:53:01
Go to work.
01:53:03
Oh, wait.
01:53:04
That's gonna start it over and fucking off museums for free for.
01:53:09
I seriously can't read that.
01:53:15
It says.
01:53:16
Gary, please elaborate on why Will is there forever.
01:53:18
We read that already.
01:53:19
Yours just turns red. My audio.
01:53:22
Yeah. Indefinitely.
01:53:23
Not forever.
01:53:24
Indefinitely.
01:53:28
No, he.
01:53:28
You know how he's on a destructive cycle.
01:53:31
I think he he actually corrected,
01:53:35
but it might have been, like, an overcorrection.
01:53:38
But, you know, he also.
01:53:40
That has something to do with it, a destructive cycle.
01:53:44
Now, the truth came out last week about Slater's involvement
01:53:47
with the closing of the neck and the truth to my claim
01:53:51
that Baumann actually did complain about the no cash prize.
01:53:55
I got to comment on that when you're done. Yes.
01:53:59
You say?
01:53:59
Well, Seider just got out of rehab again.
01:54:04
Oh, again.
01:54:06
And he's looking for a job
01:54:08
again.
01:54:08
So paint, paint mixer one.
01:54:11
Out of respect for him, he said he doesn't want to.
01:54:14
He doesn't want this drama to be all drawn out online.
01:54:18
No I don't we could respect it.
01:54:21
He doesn't want to talk about it so fine.
01:54:24
But I did ask I did I did ask Baumann again and he said
01:54:29
that was the that was the 19th.
01:54:31
I was last eunuch.
01:54:32
He got completely sick
01:54:34
during the tournament and left and wasn't even there for the end.
01:54:36
Has no idea of what happened, was not a part of anything.
01:54:39
Did not text anything after
01:54:40
because he wouldn't make any reviewer talk shit because he wasn't even there.
01:54:44
Right?
01:54:46
So that's not commented.
01:54:49
John,
01:54:51
I want to say when you say it, and I was trying to avoid last names.
01:54:56
But anyways, here's the thing.
01:54:57
I went to school with him.
01:54:59
My wife went to school with his wife.
01:55:01
He's like family.
01:55:04
Yeah, but does that give you a right to out here, man, when we're not?
01:55:06
I mean, that would be.
01:55:07
That would be all the more reason to not say, you know, you know, the guy.
01:55:10
I don't give a shit about a guy, but I respected it when you got fired.
01:55:14
Yeah, I know, I know, I let's move on.
01:55:16
I'm the only one who uses my real name.
01:55:18
My real name is actually there, Gary. So?
01:55:22
So badminton denies shit, talking shit, posting whatever Bob said, he denies it.
01:55:28
Said that he wouldn't have said anything bad about it
01:55:31
because he wasn't there,
01:55:33
I guess Bob admitted the pros didn't get paid out, so I would.
01:55:36
I guess I could acknowledge
01:55:38
the pros might have been pissed and said, hey, you know, something got fucked up.
01:55:41
Or they may even
01:55:41
said, Bob's a piece of shit to get paid, but I, I have been able to find it.
01:55:44
There is stuff around that date on what is called the disc golf SI.com.
01:55:48
That's where all the shit said, yeah, I couldn't find couldn't find anything.
01:55:53
So I have to say the Bob was just mistaken because obviously
01:55:56
he remembers it that way and you know, it's real to him.
01:55:59
If you say something like, it's real, I you say it and it's real, right? Or
01:56:05
and my, my involvement was
01:56:09
bringing Seider to the booth saying,
01:56:13
also not true.
01:56:16
He shows up in the morning
01:56:18
bleeding from the bridge of his nose
01:56:22
and wait, so shows up with to you or at wherever the golf was
01:56:27
to me, at the disc golf course, private disc golf course.
01:56:31
And I'm like,
01:56:33
you're bleeding from your face and you're wasted.
01:56:37
And, he said something like biscuits
01:56:40
and gravy, just like, oh, yeah,
01:56:43
just like in the, you know, the video where he hits the first ace of the unit.
01:56:49
So he is. Yeah.
01:56:50
Let's pull that up.
01:56:51
He is like, registered.
01:56:53
I heard you naked.
01:56:54
Regional ace winner. Okay.
01:56:58
So like an established player at the Unite Invitational
01:57:02
where he was invited to play. Right.
01:57:05
And I didn't drive him.
01:57:06
So not only did he have an invitation,
01:57:10
but I wasn't responsible in any way.
01:57:14
So with all due respect
01:57:15
to Bob, I find the timing.
01:57:19
Odd that he wants to stop talking about it
01:57:22
at that very moment when we're going to refute everything.
01:57:26
Right? So that's not fair.
01:57:27
That's like that, you know, shooting somebody
01:57:30
and then saying ceasefire like yes. No.
01:57:33
Yeah.
01:57:35
But honestly, the we're we don't need to resolve anything.
01:57:39
It it's a he seems like I don't he said I don't want any more conflict
01:57:42
or confrontation.
01:57:43
It's so long over.
01:57:45
Nobody would want a shot.
01:57:47
Nobody cares anymore.
01:57:50
But here's my thought.
01:57:52
This is I want to mend the I want to mend the fences and have a unique 20.
01:57:56
That's what I want to do.
01:57:58
Biscuits and gravy.
01:57:59
You got that one right.
01:58:01
That was great.
01:58:02
First shot of the tournament is.
01:58:06
First shot of the day.
01:58:08
I said taste it.
01:58:11
Yeah.
01:58:11
Biscuits and gravy for breakfast, baby.
01:58:15
And this alone is evidence that he's already an established you enacted. So.
01:58:19
Hey. All right, I gotta ask this.
01:58:20
Even though we don't talk right from here, right?
01:58:24
You as a welcomed you neck invitational 1990.
01:58:28
You neck.
01:58:28
How did you get invited? It's called the Invitational.
01:58:31
How did you get invited?
01:58:32
Turns in.
01:58:33
Personally by Bobby.
01:58:35
Face to face in person.
01:58:38
So could it be, though, that just because you were invited
01:58:40
to the 11th, maybe you weren't automatically invited to the 19?
01:58:44
Not saying that that you're still off the hook.
01:58:46
I mean, you're not, oh. No. No.
01:58:48
You his closest friend.
01:58:49
Do you have some kind of, what's that custodial thing that Britney Spears has?
01:58:53
Oh, yeah.
01:58:53
One of those oversight. Her.
01:58:54
Are you in charge of him as an adult?
01:58:57
Like there were too many cars in their parking lot.
01:59:00
I would say for me.
01:59:02
Yeah, for for me, like I've known by.
01:59:05
But I don't know, I'm like 100% directly, but I know him through other people.
01:59:09
But I've been to his house plenty of times.
01:59:11
I've interacted with him one on one, went to his house,
01:59:14
just him and I, so I consider him a good, really good friend
01:59:19
I don't like, but I don't want to overstep like
01:59:21
and go like, oh yeah, I'm like best friends with them.
01:59:23
Like, no, I if I was not teaming with Gary at that tournament,
01:59:28
I don't know if I would have had the foresight to go, well, let me just ask Bob
01:59:34
if I had asked Bob Bible to Bob would go, oh yeah, George can come.
01:59:37
Like no big deal. Yeah, yeah.
01:59:38
But right in my head, I just didn't feel like
01:59:40
if this was some kind of private tournament and I wasn't told about it
01:59:44
or not, asked to be told about it, I wouldn't have asked myself.
01:59:48
So I got invited somewhere.
01:59:50
I'm not even. That wasn't even a disclosure.
01:59:52
So it seems weird to me, you know?
01:59:55
Right.
01:59:56
And there you go.
01:59:56
So if I didn't go, there was at least one open spot, right?
01:59:59
I, I'm just saying I could have asked and gone,
02:00:03
but because you ended up with the players and we're partners anyway,
02:00:06
we were partners anyway.
02:00:07
So technically I was asked through Gary because I was his partner.
02:00:10
Right, right. Yeah. You guys lost then?
02:00:13
Yeah. Oh, yeah. How?
02:00:15
We teamed up.
02:00:15
We just threw terrible. Even though terrible. Both.
02:00:18
Just just like you're forced to pick up your partner when they shoot bad.
02:00:21
But if he shoots bad, I'm joining him
02:00:24
every time.
02:00:25
And if we were both on, I think we'd be killer.
02:00:27
But we just haven't clicked like that, right?
02:00:30
During a during tournaments, unfortunately.
02:00:33
Right.
02:00:34
Those bigger ones, we didn't do terrible.
02:00:36
But but when we did, no, we've shared it.
02:00:39
So much, even stocking it,
02:00:45
Rubbish.
02:00:47
It's rubbish.
02:00:47
Yes. Again.
02:00:48
Once you break the seal, you got a lot. Yeah.
02:00:51
Not exactly.
02:00:52
It's kind of eating a full life.
02:00:54
Retarded people go to work school just like their neighbors, and come back
02:00:58
to a real home, unsupervised home, right in the neighborhood where they belong.
02:01:04
Being retarded never stopped anyone from being a good neighbor.
02:01:09
Say for today,
02:01:11
being retarded means leading a full life.
02:01:14
Retarded people go to work school just like the neighbors that come back to
02:01:18
a real home is a supervised home right in the neighborhood where they belong.
02:01:23
Ran your name retarded.
02:01:25
Never stopped anyone from being a good neighbor.
02:01:28
State farm is there.
02:01:31
Sorry.
02:01:34
All right.
02:01:35
Look at the man in the chicken suit.
02:01:37
I'll save the pizza.
02:01:39
This guy, I don't know what the fuck.
02:01:42
I don't know why he sent me that. Oh.
02:01:46
Well, yeah, we got this one.
02:01:48
Lovely.
02:01:52
What's wrong with him?
02:01:55
Please, please, please fix me.
02:01:58
Horse and Beth.
02:01:59
Always. Please, please.
02:02:03
Here it is.
02:02:03
Hash and pepper.
02:02:04
Please, please, please, please.
02:02:07
Like this. 000.
02:02:12
She has a good taste this week.
02:02:14
But there's a good thing about hell.
02:02:15
It's hot down there.
02:02:17
Maybe then it's not a what?
02:02:19
Some days it might feel like the world's going to hell, but.
02:02:23
Oh, thinking about hell. I needed to hear that first one.
02:02:25
Maybe then it's not a coincidence.
02:02:28
Today I have good news about Jesus.
02:02:32
I used to think the geothermal energy
02:02:34
would always remain a small contributor to global energy needs.
02:02:38
Indeed, this was my conclusion when we first talked about this.
02:02:42
Some years ago.
02:02:43
I said this because drilling is expensive
02:02:46
and the deeper you drill, the more expensive it gets.
02:02:50
There are few places on Earth well, the heated moderate depth
02:02:54
is high enough to generate substantial amounts of energy from it.
02:02:57
And if the ground below your feet is that hot, personally, I'd stay away from it.
02:03:03
But maybe that's just me.
02:03:05
But wow, things have changed a lot in a few years.
02:03:09
One indicator that I was too pessimistic
02:03:11
is to look at the installed geothermal capacity.
02:03:15
If it was true that drilling is just getting too expensive,
02:03:18
you'd expect to slow down or stagnation.
02:03:21
You'd expect this because once the good spots have been occupied,
02:03:25
that's it indeed.
02:03:27
This is what we see with hydropower.
02:03:29
All the good spots have been taken and now growth has stagnated.
02:03:34
However, the growth of geothermal electricity production has been stable
02:03:39
for decades.
02:03:40
Another indicator that I was too pessimistic is to look at other
02:03:44
pessimists.
02:03:45
Currently, the total geothermal contribution
02:03:48
to global electricity is about half a percent in 2011,
02:03:52
the International Energy Agency set out optimistically.
02:03:56
By 2050, geothermal could reach 3.5% of global electricity production.
02:04:02
However, in the most recent report, which just appeared in December,
02:04:06
they write that next generation geothermal systems could provide up to 8%
02:04:13
of the global electricity supply by 2050,
02:04:16
so they've more than doubled their projection, which is quite a change.
02:04:20
And this is the electricity production.
02:04:23
It doesn't include directly produced heat from geothermal sources.
02:04:28
This remarkable development has been driven by technological advances
02:04:32
and, among other things, artificial intelligence.
02:04:36
Yes, you have that right.
02:04:37
Artificial intelligence can be a way to geothermal energy, quite literally.
02:04:42
The American company Zanskar is a good example for
02:04:47
them.
02:04:48
They were founded in 2022 by two geoscientists
02:04:51
who met during an expedition in India, Sanskar region, hence the name.
02:04:56
They're taking the scientific approach to finding geothermal sites
02:05:01
which can hide in unexpected places.
02:05:03
They collect data from seismographs, acoustic imaging,
02:05:07
gas sensors and everything they can get their hands on.
02:05:10
Then they throw it at a specially developed AI.
02:05:14
Allegedly, this can reduce drilling costs by up to 66%, though
02:05:19
it remains to be seen whether that oil come out, according to their website.
02:05:23
Even though the company just started in the United States,
02:05:27
they have already uncovered more potential geothermal sites
02:05:31
than the entire industry did over the prior decade.
02:05:34
They have raised more than $40 million in funding.
02:05:38
But AI isn't the only development that has been going on in geothermal.
02:05:43
There are also three major trends in the power plant construction.
02:05:47
The first is to make deeper drilling more affordable with more powerful drills.
02:05:51
The second one is to use enhanced geothermal systems.
02:05:54
This is a method of cracking up rocks to push water through them,
02:05:56
rather than rely on naturally occurring reservoirs.
02:05:58
The third method is to use closed loop systems,
02:05:59
which make the energy extraction more efficient.
02:06:01
Even if the ground isn't super hot.
02:06:02
All three methods can vastly increase the number of potential geothermal sites.
02:06:05
Just in the past year, multiple new start ups have sprung up
02:06:09
around those technologies and attracted significant funding.
02:06:13
This two tells you that the outlook is becoming more optimistic,
02:06:16
and I think it's justified.
02:06:17
The company itself, which has been working on enhanced
02:06:19
geothermal systems, reports that it's good everyone does the same thing.
02:06:22
Just raised a novel $225 million, and scientific studies
02:06:27
support the optimism in the recent paper, a group of researchers
02:06:31
found good news for enhanced geothermal systems.
02:06:35
They demonstrated with the laboratory experiments that it's possible to fracture
02:06:40
hot rocks so that their permeability is up
02:06:43
to ten times larger from that of cooler.
02:06:47
This means that water so you heat up your rocks
02:06:51
to inject it
02:06:52
into these fractures can become so hot that it becomes supercritical.
02:06:57
This would be amazing because super critical water.
02:07:00
Would you say ten times more energy?
02:07:03
She's heating up our rocks and to improve the efficiency of geothermal sites.
02:07:09
And how critical of The Mandalorian are you actually have that ideal energy?
02:07:13
Basically, what quantum gravity puts it in theoretical physics.
02:07:17
Except if I find it, we could actually do something.
02:07:20
Favreau they say the road to hell is paved with good intentions,
02:07:25
but maybe they do say that all is paved with geothermal power plants,
02:07:30
so don't forget to subscribe for more hot take.
02:07:36
That take was not that hot.
02:07:39
Not I was wearing that.
02:07:41
Oh, here's my take off my sweater today.
02:07:45
So yeah. See? Son of a bitch.
02:07:48
I lost my audio again.
02:07:49
Every time I switch tabs. Go ahead. I got stuck.
02:07:53
All right.
02:07:57
Dear fucker.
02:08:00
As it was, our remove.
02:08:03
Is this the one I want to read?
02:08:04
This is not the one I want to hear.
02:08:08
How do you handle an annoying neighbor who refuses to use his own
02:08:11
trash and recycling bins, and sneaks his discards into mine?
02:08:15
On pickup day, he lives alone, as do I.
02:08:19
He lives alone, as do several women in the neighborhood,
02:08:21
and he's not helpful to anyone but himself in good weather or bad.
02:08:26
The only time he speaks to me is when he has a complaint
02:08:28
about overgrown shrubs or trees near his property.
02:08:32
What should I say?
02:08:33
Saying annoyed neighbor in New Mexico.
02:08:35
Okay, I know your neighbor is.
02:08:38
Here's what you do.
02:08:39
Let it slide. That'll teach you.
02:08:43
I say, here's mine.
02:08:49
So I would write at the tree right at the fence line.
02:08:53
So I would say I would with,
02:08:58
killing with kindness.
02:09:00
Technically, that's a different show.
02:09:03
Steal all of their garbage.
02:09:06
Josh, I grew up in Japan, and I used to work at a tattoo studio
02:09:08
where a lot of people like to get Japanese related stuff,
02:09:10
so I was the translator when anything Japanese came along.
02:09:13
One time, a guy came in and said he wanted to get his name
02:09:14
tattooed on him in Japanese.
02:09:16
So I said, all right, here's what your name looks like.
02:09:18
Bam. Getty.
02:09:19
His name is Gary. So we've got Gary.
02:09:21
Gary.
02:09:21
That's how you would pronounce Gary takes one look
02:09:23
and then he's like, no, that looks really lame.
02:09:25
I want to do the fancy kanji stuff.
02:09:26
When you write in Japanese, you actually write foreign words and got it,
02:09:30
which is what I showed it.
02:09:31
This is the foreign alphabet.
02:09:32
Getty. That's katakana got.
02:09:33
It means Gary in Japanese. It doesn't mean anything else.
02:09:36
Got it however, has different meanings to each country.
02:09:39
So you can find a country that pronounces itself as Getty,
02:09:41
but it will not mean Gary. It's.
02:09:43
I hope I never find a kanji, he said, I don't care.
02:09:45
I still want a kanji that's pronounced as Gary.
02:09:46
That looks cool because nobody's gonna be able to read it.
02:09:48
So I picked this one right here.
02:09:49
Getty. And honestly, it does look pretty fire.
02:09:51
I mean, like, look, look at all those lines and shapes
02:09:53
and looks pretty kind of basic, to be honest.
02:09:55
But this that looks sick.
02:09:57
You want to know why this looks really sick?
02:09:59
I mean, I know it's backwards,
02:10:00
but you know why that looks so sick to somebody speak Japanese?
02:10:02
Because that means diarrhea.
02:10:09
Looks.
02:10:10
But now you know, get Debbie.
02:10:14
Gary means diarrhea.
02:10:17
Yes. Mandalorian.
02:10:23
This guy here,
02:10:26
man, we have to.
02:10:31
Get the door in up to 86mph.
02:10:35
The flux capacitor.
02:10:38
The flux capacitor.
02:10:40
Okay, the same for row rumble.
02:10:44
We're on Rumble. Yes,
02:10:47
right.
02:10:47
I had to save it, so.
02:10:49
Oh, I'm sorry. Save it. Then you should save it.
02:10:52
Yeah, save it for later.
02:10:53
Works for you.
02:10:54
Save it for Rumble.
02:10:56
I had to.
02:10:57
I'm playing it now.
02:10:59
Okay, good for now.
02:11:01
Save it for a rumble.
02:11:02
This guy's really shirtless.
02:11:04
Yeah, some bizarre,
02:11:07
we can't hear it.
02:11:09
Can't?
02:11:10
No. He never.
02:11:10
We can never play. When I see I didn't look over. There's.
02:11:13
There's the big fucking red thing.
02:11:15
Every video I have to stop. And. No, here.
02:11:18
Yeah, that's right, I can fix that.
02:11:21
I've got a good rap freestyle lined up.
02:11:24
Yeah. Do it so good.
02:11:25
Kick it, kick some, kick it I am I doing it for me like I'm Hannibal.
02:11:31
All right, here we go. Rapper.
02:11:32
Why not I only fuck yeah a minute I
02:11:35
can you hear it now this is it's bizarre.
02:11:38
You want to have this.
02:11:39
Oh now because my grandmother suck my dick. It it didn't come.
02:11:41
Didn't come.
02:11:42
The beat the fuck the servers organs crack the in the cab.
02:11:45
The bishops are going rat fuck animals.
02:11:47
Oh, fucking anything.
02:11:48
When I'm snorting, it's going to cost $300 to keep my people in the bush.
02:11:53
Wow. D12 and I need will be ready.
02:11:56
Just Brady, just learn to rap.
02:11:58
Yeah, yeah, it ain't the disease.
02:12:01
But yeah, it could be funny and gross.
02:12:03
Yeah, it's great,
02:12:04
but My cousin is one of my favorite songs by this
02:12:07
fucking got so Slim Shady decided.
02:12:09
And it's for my little sister's birthday.
02:12:12
She remember me?
02:12:13
Oh yes. I had to kill them on my way to get my dinner.
02:12:16
The first time I had sex.
02:12:18
A dirty
02:12:19
look at my grandmother,
02:12:20
bent over backwards when her friends Olympics should be running track.
02:12:24
Makes
02:12:25
the first time I had sex a dirty rat.
02:12:28
No condom. My grandmother make it a.
02:12:29
What did you say?
02:12:30
Oh, friends, Olympics should be running track me?
02:12:33
He have sex with his grandmother Eastwood. Her feet.
02:12:36
You laughing that she'll be your next week
02:12:39
in a black jeep with two other handicapped freaks?
02:12:44
I don't know if that's appropriate, man.
02:12:48
You think she just.
02:12:51
I want to race you.
02:12:53
Just. You.
02:12:54
You're so disgusting.
02:12:56
Just let people we're going to kill.
02:13:00
We are gonna put you just in.
02:13:03
But you want a little version just for them to be nice to the US.
02:13:09
That.
02:13:10
Oh why don't you drive in the morning, just pop a pill.
02:13:14
London, Ontario. Somebody bother you? Just.
02:13:17
Oh, here's the three.
02:13:18
I found that, what I should I blame?
02:13:22
I think it's time for summer.
02:13:23
Nothing. Well, jumped on Canada.
02:13:26
Yeah, I win and I'll beat it until you think
02:13:30
I can get a little boy about the bus.
02:13:33
We'll find out in a second.
02:13:35
Disrespected, treated like the slave on your school.
02:13:39
Look at this night they say goodbye to.
02:13:42
It's a great day. But you about to leave
02:13:45
me here with a meat cleaver.
02:13:47
Fuck you up your ass to spin your face.
02:13:50
Because our next stop is to kill.
02:13:52
To bless that sir, as a killer. To kill it.
02:13:55
It will kill it. It will kill your daughter.
02:13:57
Oh, listen, is.
02:13:59
Oh, that's good timing.
02:14:00
Good marketing, your case.
02:14:03
I want to reach you just in your way.
02:14:06
Your.
02:14:07
I don't think you have to do it.
02:14:09
That's not appropriate.
02:14:10
No, that's not even rumble appropriate.
02:14:14
Okay. To. Dude, my turn.
02:14:17
Yeah, yeah.
02:14:20
No, this is good.
02:14:21
This is a great beat.
02:14:22
I forgot my oh, here we go.
02:14:25
Dude got blackout drunk and this look.
02:14:28
Okay, run that Louis Vuitton belt buckle.
02:14:31
Fuck, boy, you better step right here.
02:14:33
The waistline is what a fucking of you.
02:14:35
Remember the stupid don't remember?
02:14:37
Well, I get it fresh and sell dope lines.
02:14:39
It still runs.
02:14:40
I cannot death, but everything I spit is g.
02:14:42
So a treble clef tatted on my neck.
02:14:45
Disrespect I put you all in check.
02:14:47
That's not a Nike sign I make this crowd jump.
02:14:49
Man in the street.
02:14:50
Sweep your neighborhood with double barrel punk.
02:14:52
Stand the shit I'm rapping now go send me the AlphaGo rifle that I'm.
02:14:56
So we got me feeling like I'm down the phone fucking west alleyway I'm.
02:15:00
I give away weapon tech support, bank account.
02:15:02
It's looking like I'm ready. Pastor.
02:15:04
I read the birthplace of the met disaster.
02:15:07
Born in Montebello.
02:15:08
We need to educate raise by man who was raised by the black pigs.
02:15:13
So I was taught never give the cops.
02:15:14
That data makes a lot of kids in this culture.
02:15:17
Damn cans.
02:15:18
Well, I'm a heavy dose of chemo, but I ain't fast.
02:15:21
I'm feeling fantastic. Kick it like a baby.
02:15:24
I'm always the one.
02:15:25
Any beat, I take a stand, daddy.
02:15:27
I leave my competition loss like a chance.
02:15:30
Because most of y'all be sucking haunted in the crack at it.
02:15:33
But some gang left the what than a jackrabbit
02:15:36
with two packs of batteries on the plastic.
02:15:39
That ain't shit to do with nothing past bragging.
02:15:41
But it's the motherfucking truth.
02:15:43
The fact that I'm something can't.
02:15:47
Miss.
02:15:48
All I hear is Chris de de Leilua making, you know, impersonating Eminem.
02:15:54
Yeah.
02:15:55
My song.
02:15:56
It sounds just like that.
02:15:58
What's awesome?
02:15:59
Should I, should I play Boston?
02:16:01
Boston? Yeah.
02:16:02
Did you it move from Boston?
02:16:05
This this may or may not be racist
02:16:08
as a nig in.
02:16:09
This has to be the highest level
02:16:13
of nigga cities that have hit the interwebs today.
02:16:18
Oh, let's me ticket from Grace with watermelon Kool-Aid South.
02:16:21
I throw things for you on clean off your grace
02:16:23
and put them bad boys in the freezer for two hours. Bitch.
02:16:25
You want to replace the batteries in that smoke alarm?
02:16:27
Don't you be one in a pot.
02:16:28
Watch a watermelon Kool-Aid, some sugar, some cornstarch, and some hunting.
02:16:32
Don't let it cook. Take it, take it.
02:16:33
It's got a smoke alarm. Battery announcing.
02:16:35
That's a smoke alarm going in that coat. It.
02:16:38
Yeah. Let it fly. Wedding of fun and bad boys.
02:16:40
It'd be a great thing. You. What a mama sauce.
02:16:42
And you already know this bussin. Listen to that crunch.
02:16:45
Yeah.
02:16:45
If you find yourself in your feelings,
02:16:46
you better take that up with God, because don't nobody else.
02:16:49
Kids need some of them.
02:16:50
Chicken fried grapes and water.
02:16:53
For next week's topic is busses and.
02:17:00
I think what
02:17:02
I, I don't know what it means.
02:17:06
I don't even know what it means.
02:17:09
I missed the chicken.
02:17:11
Oh, yes, I'll use it in a sentence.
02:17:14
Sorry it said chicken kiss.
02:17:16
I'll use it in a sentence.
02:17:18
If she doesn't like me, then chicken kiss.
02:17:20
My is is.
02:17:25
Chicken kiss.
02:17:26
I get it.
02:17:30
Chicken kiss.
02:17:32
Chicken.
02:17:32
Yeah. Okay.
02:17:33
So busses, busses been ruled out?
02:17:36
I don't know what it means. Rome.
02:17:39
No. I started farting heartily at a retarded garden party.
02:17:43
I said I'm sorry, but they'd hardly pardon me.
02:17:45
That's my own original material.
02:17:51
Maybe.
02:17:54
Wait, that says
02:17:55
life after death and The Notorious B.I.G.
02:17:59
Is dead, yet he's still here with us somehow. Yes.
02:18:02
Life after death is death.
02:18:04
He's proving it.
02:18:08
To make sense of
02:18:11
my body, my
02:18:14
guardian bullshit.
02:18:15
Because I couldn't find a song called Party and Rubbish.
02:18:18
Oh, oh, Jardin with rubber.
02:18:23
Come on. Just.
02:18:23
I'm just a door up the back.
02:18:29
Can go to.
02:18:43
I like it when it fits.
02:18:44
Oh yeah.
02:18:48
Oh, is it that wonder they speed it off I'm a three and a half.
02:18:52
Yeah, but I mean Hallelujah one.
02:18:54
They spell it up.
02:18:55
That didn't fix it though.
02:18:57
I gotta be
02:19:00
back. Can.
02:19:01
Yeah.
02:19:03
I hoped you would visit the whole party.
02:19:06
Like, months ago I sent you, this must be the place for the talking heads.
02:19:11
You just said it didn't work.
02:19:16
Did you get it to work?
02:19:19
Yeah.
02:19:20
This is the Mr.
02:19:21
Rogers episode of pleasure.
02:19:23
You can write it.
02:19:25
You gotta put on your inside shoes.
02:19:27
Yeah, that's a callback with Jamaican bro.
02:19:31
Not a good one, wasn't it? Wow, look at that.
02:19:33
Turn back.
02:19:34
How's that for timing?
02:19:35
As you're putting on your, Cosby sweater?
02:19:38
What's my sweater?
02:19:40
This is this one's brother's sweater.
02:19:43
It really one, two.
02:19:44
But lastly, sweater was that I've got my welding sweater,
02:19:47
which was his welding sweater because it's got welding burns all up the front.
02:19:52
Have you ever seen Einstein?
02:19:53
The picture of Einstein with his pipe and all the icebergs on a sweater?
02:19:58
Let me know.
02:20:01
Oh, pull that up for us.
02:20:03
I've got another thing. Pull up all the,
02:20:07
Finally.
02:20:08
October 2025.
02:20:11
One punch man.
02:20:13
Give me the one punch, man.
02:20:16
What's it called? Trailer.
02:20:18
Give me the trailer for one punch for season three.
02:20:21
Why did I say some rubbish in the said
02:20:25
I got some pretty horrible.
02:20:29
Did you make this or find this show pulled up?
02:20:33
Yeah, dude, that's the problem.
02:20:34
When I search rubbish rap, I found a bunch of eighth grade teachers
02:20:38
that did something. Let's see.
02:20:40
What, are you 12?
02:20:41
Music class, bad rap.
02:20:43
First, here's the show. You know,
02:20:46
the bracket. My editorial response is this.
02:20:49
These are not.
02:20:49
These are either not good or funny.
02:20:53
You remember the 64 rap?
02:20:54
See, it hurts the birds in the trees of the worst
02:20:58
rap bracket tournaments which pick up.
02:21:01
Oh, yeah, I have that bitch we had.
02:21:04
How do you decide how the worst rap trash.
02:21:09
Like when you go head to head.
02:21:11
Don't you pick the best two rubbish, rubbish we hand.
02:21:16
Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's a 50 minute video.
02:21:18
I skipped that part.
02:21:19
Car trash. Right.
02:21:21
They literally they literally start with.
02:21:23
All right, here you go. I'll do the quick version.
02:21:25
The heart part six verses. Lift yourself.
02:21:29
Do you know I used to rap so.
02:21:31
All right, let me try the other side.
02:21:32
Facts verse versus thick of it.
02:21:36
I don't know either of those.
02:21:38
All right.
02:21:38
Let me skip to like the semifinal round.
02:21:41
Nice guy versus Soul Train.
02:21:43
The I don't know either of those facts versus Syracuse
02:21:47
okay I don't know I've heard of Syracuse.
02:21:50
Is that show versus they actually versus have.
02:21:54
No these are all raps. Worst rocking over.
02:21:56
We're not picking the best player to be the worst raps okay.
02:22:00
Actually play him a one guan Delilah versus
02:22:03
I or I, you know, I don't know what.
02:22:06
I've never heard of either one of those. Right.
02:22:08
I didn't hear of any of them either.
02:22:09
So I certainly if you didn't hear of them then I certainly haven't heard of them.
02:22:13
But I didn't put on the stage, as I'm telling you. Yeah.
02:22:15
I really got my finger on the pulse.
02:22:18
So what I did is I skipped to the end.
02:22:20
Yes, you win, but that's not going to help.
02:22:23
I don't know any of these title happy ending versus facts.
02:22:29
And the weird part is, is I'm not sure how much I can help.
02:22:32
The reason why I, I don't want to go through
02:22:34
it is because they didn't play any of the raps or did they?
02:22:39
I don't remember, so I just want to hear the the final
02:22:43
trade for them, right?
02:22:45
That's what I'm saying.
02:22:46
They talk about them.
02:22:47
But, how can you have a worst rap?
02:22:50
Yeah. Head to head and not show or play.
02:22:52
Any idea?
02:22:53
Yeah, but I want to say I want so weird I can look up what are.
02:22:56
What were the final two?
02:23:00
The final two were
02:23:03
I lost it.
02:23:06
Happy ending or facts.
02:23:10
Yeah. And it's green. Green.
02:23:11
So facts were facts.
02:23:12
Rap song.
02:23:16
Never heard of anyone either. And.
02:23:21
Well, speaking of worst raps, I think that's a great segue
02:23:23
to play the new topic.
02:23:25
Rant topic rant rap 94.
02:23:30
Oh it's better.
02:23:31
Shapiro and Tom McDonald.
02:23:33
Oh it is. Yes, it's Ben Shapiro.
02:23:35
Tom McDonald I remember them talking.
02:23:37
Oh the song name facts.
02:23:39
Okay, these are song names, not song.
02:23:41
Okay. I was so looking green at the top.
02:23:44
If you know how to read a chart it says worst song.
02:23:48
Did you say worst Rap Artist?
02:23:50
There's your only songs are named the same song.
02:23:53
You know how many know? I don't how many?
02:23:55
I'm sure there's plenty of rappers.
02:23:57
I would say at least two. Is that the joke?
02:23:59
Two songs that are McDonald's song Doggone It with Ben Shapiro.
02:24:03
We should have had that on already, right?
02:24:06
We should have. It's almost like we should have, right?
02:24:09
Yeah.
02:24:09
We featured both of those guys independently.
02:24:12
They come together for a collaboration. We miss it.
02:24:15
No, he shows in this crap.
02:24:18
Yeah. We definitely.
02:24:19
We brought it to the table. You dumb son of a bitch.
02:24:21
Watch the show.
02:24:22
He doesn't watch the show.
02:24:23
Where were we at? Like, how did that.
02:24:26
Where were you?
02:24:28
I've seen it a bunch of times.
02:24:29
It was boys we've seen rotten up.
02:24:31
We brought it up.
02:24:33
You're nothing up.
02:24:36
Fuckin.
02:24:37
Oh, my lord, it was the Roseanne was the follow up.
02:24:41
Yeah, I remember, I remember,
02:24:44
my lord, sir, here's the new show.
02:24:46
Rap. Yeah.
02:24:47
What are you, man?
02:24:48
Oh, hold on. No. All right, I want to.
02:24:51
Well, my. Want to let me over take your shit.
02:24:53
It that's a remove the stage person. You do that because I'm white.
02:24:56
If I didn't do I can't just click add to the stage.
02:24:58
It says yours has to be removed for.
02:25:01
Oh, good. I like that choice. Pronouns.
02:25:04
I can just trump your shit.
02:25:05
I do have it 130 where the American.
02:25:07
I like to have it like when?
02:25:09
Because when you show your videos you don't know how to make it full screen.
02:25:12
That's why this ain't money causing clothes.
02:25:16
We ain't selling. Make it full screen.
02:25:18
But I ain't pushing.
02:25:20
This is.
02:25:21
No, it isn't that.
02:25:22
That's full screen.
02:25:24
So your daughter's in the whole outfit is horrible. You
02:25:30
I was oh wow.
02:25:31
That I made of his horror style choice sometimes.
02:25:36
But it's really more about his version, baby.
02:25:38
That's all right. It's a great follow.
02:25:40
This would make the the topic wraps way better for my band.
02:25:46
We're being do oh we're back to don't care how you feel man.
02:25:50
If you want my pronouns I'm the man I'm the man who don't back.
02:25:54
Let's look at the stats I've got the money and move the over.
02:25:58
Go. Your wife dog.
02:25:59
Is he your homie? No. Get your Grier.
02:26:02
Look at my cards. You're blowing money on strippers and cars.
02:26:04
You going to prison on my television?
02:26:06
He's really rapping.
02:26:08
Yeah, on me, on the internet.
02:26:09
My comment section of what?
02:26:10
Karen and I make rats off compound interest.
02:26:13
Y'all live with your parents? Nicki, take some notes.
02:26:16
I just did this for fun.
02:26:17
All my people download this.
02:26:19
Let's get a billboard. Number one.
02:26:21
This ain't right. This ain't funny, cousin.
02:26:23
Worst rap ever
02:26:26
with this.
02:26:27
Proof with reverse was better.
02:26:29
Proof Roseanne's is better.
02:26:31
Our Shaq had a hole right now, but Benz was first
02:26:35
and so was way it had was the first time I heard it.
02:26:38
It was cool.
02:26:39
The second time I heard it, it was pretty grungy.
02:26:41
Yeah.
02:26:42
I yeah, that's the first time I've heard it.
02:26:45
And this is even the first time I've heard it on the show.
02:26:49
Well, going going to free sales.
02:26:50
A lot of people like to shit on, MTV literally call it mega rap.
02:26:54
That genre's called mega rap.
02:26:56
That's a really good freestyle.
02:26:57
I'm all right.
02:26:58
Okay.
02:26:59
Mega one right now. Okay.
02:27:00
Today we have Cordae step in the cipher here.
02:27:02
Recognize that? I don't know, guys.
02:27:04
It's the guy that shares blood with.
02:27:06
What's her name.
02:27:06
Yeah, he's a weirdo. Yeah, both of my lungs are in training.
02:27:09
I burn the house, but not here.
02:27:11
I love you, I trust you, but put on a wedding ring
02:27:13
that will tear your finger apart if you take it off.
02:27:15
Been fire.
02:27:16
This must be. How's it a drag?
02:27:17
Is. I'm a Targaryen.
02:27:19
I don't deal with pussy.
02:27:20
What's it?
02:27:21
He's a turducken.
02:27:22
That's a Thanksgiving NFL thing.
02:27:25
I got a lot of skater homies that'll hit a ramp.
02:27:27
So just in case, you know, the second is I called the rubbish rap
02:27:31
to see what Ariel case everyone
02:27:34
that's here. Yo.
02:27:36
I shook his hand but didn't like this.
02:27:37
Looks the world looks young, but you know this is not from that old.
02:27:41
I was from like a lesser weight of my competition.
02:27:43
Keep on trying. But, Dion, I'm telling you, this is a burial.
02:27:46
There you go.
02:27:46
Like a this good rapper, bad kick sitting in a double orbit.
02:27:50
The double leg rule.
02:27:50
Prince Igor got my mouth with the cover of the blueprint.
02:27:53
The slap in the tree is animalistic.
02:27:54
My middle fingers are characteristic.
02:27:56
His voice in my lower intestine.
02:27:58
It's my competition. I'm cannibalistic.
02:28:00
How can I be homo sapiens?
02:28:01
I'm a fucking alien.
02:28:03
How the fuck could you say that I fell off, I just sold out of stadium.
02:28:06
Crazy.
02:28:07
I didn't have a date to prom because now I'm like, look who I'm marrying.
02:28:10
I came out of the divorce time zone.
02:28:12
I'm in Australia.
02:28:13
Well, that's just like it was terrible dysfunction.
02:28:16
Wembley in a shut down pre-show.
02:28:18
When we backstage and it's whoever's cheering.
02:28:20
Hollywood thought he was a big dog, so I had to sign him,
02:28:23
test me in a spray like jet skis. Turned into a dance off.
02:28:25
Make him start krumping.
02:28:27
How can I be misogynistic?
02:28:29
I love all my bitches.
02:28:30
Grandma used to whip a nigga. Was witches.
02:28:32
That was way before the switches.
02:28:33
Oh, whoa whoa whoa whoa.
02:28:35
We don't say that word on our show.
02:28:37
What did he say?
02:28:40
Oh, he's just use the N-word.
02:28:41
Did you just use the.
02:28:42
Maybe the reference that you for her song thinks using the N-word was,
02:28:48
I a great Game of Thrones reference?
02:28:52
I think the Targaryen
02:28:54
I don't yeah, I don't watch that shit.
02:28:57
Okay, well, it was, and I know it because I do.
02:29:01
Can you show me the trailer for one point, man or.
02:29:06
Oh, this is 30 degrees, 20 degrees below zero.
02:29:10
How fun.
02:29:12
It's a pile of steaming poop right there.
02:29:15
Oh, it is a file naming. Shit.
02:29:16
That's huge. It's not a moose.
02:29:19
It's, raccoon waste.
02:29:21
Thank you.
02:29:22
Robert. One, two.
02:29:23
Oh, there it is.
02:29:27
Bull fucking.
02:29:29
Oh, there it is.
02:29:31
I was like, what is it?
02:29:32
Wouldn't you be worried about the animal that left it?
02:29:34
That's what everything came up.
02:29:37
But that just walk by a huge melted delta.
02:29:40
Isn't that the cutest pile of poo, Yadav?
02:29:42
So it is.
02:29:44
That is a oh, that one has
02:29:47
that.
02:29:47
One has poop.
02:29:50
So do you have the One Punch
02:29:51
Man trailer or, we got this though, right?
02:29:55
Okay, great.
02:29:56
He ran with it.
02:29:58
Yo. Lyrical miracle, spiritual individual criminal.
02:30:01
Subliminal. In your swimming pool.
02:30:04
Oh, yeah.
02:30:06
Oh, that was crazy shit.
02:30:08
I wrote
02:30:11
drop it right.
02:30:14
You got to see piece destroyed.
02:30:15
It'll never be restored when I least these Beastie Boys, when you see these stores
02:30:19
want to stop it, you gonna need a priest.
02:30:21
At least they really have to put Detroit, Michigan.
02:30:23
They putting a squeegee.
02:30:25
And please be bold. Don't ask with this in Detroit.
02:30:27
Oh, the holy water, I know.
02:30:28
And it's also M&M that's eat a hole in the run like we're done for.
02:30:33
And that's me. You. It just seem straight like
02:30:36
I'm surprised it didn't say wrapper.
02:30:38
Casey Anthony point secret a newborn baby.
02:30:41
It is beat.
02:30:42
So I guess I get it smothered in chloroform.
02:30:44
So she don't get a groove on this.
02:30:46
Before the facelift. Velcro fetus to wear.
02:30:49
Yo, tell Joe I need his empty box from his old self.
02:30:52
So Adidas.
02:30:52
So I can put these babies in the fetal position to get an elbow
02:30:56
to the penis if he wants some little kids.
02:30:59
Big wheels. Spitting is freaking big. Hits me. Don't get that.
02:31:01
You're trying to bite me. Pinch you wince, sit still.
02:31:04
Like over your head. Big deal.
02:31:06
I took some little kids. I think you went under my head. You box.
02:31:08
But you want some of that it pull up on so she don't get a groove on.
02:31:12
Cuz you got tape and Velcro a fetus.
02:31:14
Joel.
02:31:14
Yo, tell Joe I need is empty box from his old self.
02:31:17
So Adidas.
02:31:18
So I can put these babies in the fetal position.
02:31:20
They keep an elbow to the penis.
02:31:22
Yeah. Big deal.
02:31:23
I took some little kids.
02:31:24
Big wheels. Spitting is freaking me.
02:31:27
Who trying to bite me?
02:31:28
Kids hit you in I don't to go back to my Benz windshield.
02:31:33
Is it?
02:31:33
Toss me about to kick up more fit a fifth of Rome in a big cup
02:31:37
between a stick shift in its freaking pick up and drink
02:31:39
like a hick, redneck hillbilly real till he gets hick ups.
02:31:43
Flipping the script up like Mike Vick getting bitten his junk by pick up.
02:31:47
I'm a sick pup.
02:31:48
I'd be a horrible magician because I fucking drink up,
02:31:51
fix this up to say something flat or zip up, baby.
02:31:54
Let's see.
02:31:55
He said you gonna to X seek to fuck around and get drop like a knee when you wake.
02:32:00
Do you think this is rubbish rap to.
02:32:01
Are you going against this.
02:32:03
Oh good. Like a phone call.
02:32:05
This is give it a good example.
02:32:06
Superman and his bitch Kryptonite, won't you?
02:32:09
It gives me more power.
02:32:10
I pump the fat poison, eat rat poison.
02:32:13
Take me to your showers.
02:32:15
Press out of the mental hospital of me not flossing.
02:32:17
Some of this shit on the bus with one is way.
02:32:20
Got it on beat.
02:32:21
You know he'll go to nonsense for the for the rap, for the rhyme as the leader.
02:32:26
But go I need is how to buy Luke and and me like nonsense.
02:32:33
Following up in the more nonsense. But it's.
02:32:35
It's still really good.
02:32:37
Like lyrically the flow is really sweet.
02:32:42
Yes. All
02:32:46
your favorite character.
02:32:51
On back
02:32:53
they just notice the corn dog.
02:32:56
Unison scanner.
02:32:58
Audio straight top line.
02:32:59
Okay, okay, you just have.
02:33:04
To go over it.
02:33:06
They never
02:33:08
did. You understand what he said?
02:33:11
No. That's it.
02:33:12
That was here.
02:33:12
It's got like two more minutes of nothing.
02:33:15
But it's. That was the end of the trailer.
02:33:18
Ten years since season one.
02:33:21
It's been five years since season two.
02:33:24
You got the nerve.
02:33:25
We've been waiting for this to basically
02:33:28
the, split the difference seven and a half years.
02:33:32
So Ryan says some good grief he's going to listen to.
02:33:36
By the way, all new a rap is rubbish rap. Yeah.
02:33:38
New era for sure. Yeah.
02:33:40
So this is my in my opinion and a lot of people's opinion,
02:33:43
some of Eminem's best kind of freestyle work.
02:33:46
This is from what came in Swaggy Juice.
02:33:49
Yeah.
02:33:49
Okay. You ready?
02:33:50
Go in then.
02:33:50
You're just Tim Westwood jumping all over the topic.
02:33:53
It's going to sound like shit after when you're on Westwood.
02:33:56
I see what you're doing.
02:33:57
I see what you're doing, and I don't know if I like it.
02:34:00
I look,
02:34:02
I wasn't born, I mean, I was pushed to dress.
02:34:04
I walked the streets looking for some push to fit, trying to play one of those
02:34:07
wrestling like some edgy, edgy enough to give Reggie Bush a wedding.
02:34:12
If he don't give me Kim, things could get messy.
02:34:15
So pass it ass to me.
02:34:16
Let me squish the left cheek and press against the right one to.
02:34:18
That's more like me and Lee.
02:34:21
This isn't that great.
02:34:21
Yeah, the emcee with the Christopher Reese beef.
02:34:24
We started off on the wrong foot.
02:34:26
Should I say fake leg made out of wood, I shouldn't.
02:34:29
Yes, I should. Riding through the hood.
02:34:31
I'm chilling with Westwood.
02:34:33
I'm quite mellow, a white fellow.
02:34:35
My pee is bright yellow, I like jello, I'm like, hello
02:34:38
to a cute little night on the mic.
02:34:40
I'm kind of like, see, I'm the first one in class and the last to leave.
02:34:44
I mean, the first one I forgot, I forgot swivel.
02:34:47
Then I'm a mailbox and. No, that's,
02:34:50
number
02:34:50
one there, so I can't find Einstein's jacket.
02:34:53
It's all burned up, you know, it's not a jacket.
02:34:56
It's a sweater, a sweater, anything.
02:34:58
And grass it to the damn. The crash. The car trying to smash them off.
02:35:01
Einstein.
02:35:04
Auto traffic caused a massive 42 car pileup.
02:35:07
Not as soon as you say Einstein.
02:35:08
Porno accent. Sorry, Jason. Man. Autograph.
02:35:11
My face blasted into bass. Yeah, that that narrows it down.
02:35:14
He can fire out your ass.
02:35:16
All right, I'll find.
02:35:16
Pass it on a battery. Acid gum.
02:35:19
You don't want to get my ass kicked off.
02:35:21
I'm harder to play basketball.
02:35:22
Well, I'm going to crack with your dick so big.
02:35:25
It's like a last. You got tired in the night.
02:35:27
That's the only one I seen.
02:35:28
It's close.
02:35:29
The plastic man. What a drastic force.
02:35:31
Someone's put my penis on.
02:35:33
Okay, I got another one for you.
02:35:36
Jamie, pull up the, the get the girl with the gag reflex.
02:35:42
Oh, there we go.
02:35:43
Zoom in on a sweater.
02:35:47
No. So this is the better part.
02:35:52
We have the pipe in the sweater.
02:35:53
It's great. Yeah, I don't see it.
02:35:57
Well, that's going to be our new thumbnail.
02:35:59
Handsome with. Yeah. Angela.
02:36:01
So I come in to the start.
02:36:02
Dancing.
02:36:03
Part man singing, part Hannibal, part mechanical shark doing Emma
02:36:07
Punch and Scarlett Johansson pizza.
02:36:08
My gas chamber.
02:36:09
Your gangster, my ass. He's got his fangs to your neck.
02:36:12
He said this morning.
02:36:12
With your ass to your face in the chance.
02:36:14
Great. He's chasing your ass.
02:36:16
He's got his face in the mask.
02:36:17
Your blood stains on the glass table.
02:36:19
I'm checking
02:36:19
Nick's quarter of photos of me exposing myself locked inside of a Ponzi
02:36:23
hotel, posing with it without clothing next to the decomposing bodies.
02:36:27
He probably dozing off, overdosing, the windows opening, shutting doors.
02:36:32
Opening, closing.
02:36:32
I think there's a ghost to my time. Record on the cookie.
02:36:35
I was only supposed to swallow a half.
02:36:37
I took the whole thing. I'm not joking.
02:36:39
I think I just know that my nose ring.
02:36:41
I need a drink.
02:36:42
I'm standing over the sink, posing my self self-loathing cause I'm on the brink.
02:36:46
Mostly. I don't want to fix this.
02:36:47
I'm making everything rosy.
02:36:49
Beverly sings sweet man, I'm severing three toes.
02:36:51
He's totally frozen.
02:36:53
One eye closing I'm your only rosy.
02:36:55
What you come out to be?
02:36:56
No. Since wasting time cutting and pasting headlines in the papers.
02:37:00
Making strides in the crime scene.
02:37:02
Take home the world once I murder my girl friends.
02:37:05
Go to Europe and put Nerf guns in my sirup and stir them.
02:37:08
You never heard like this. So don't encourage him that.
02:37:11
No surgery, complete with some lyrics worse
02:37:13
than the kind of person who get Katie Couric to curse in Haiti.
02:37:16
Spirits of ladies can shady murdered the virgins.
02:37:19
Crazy turn of events the day he emerged.
02:37:21
You go for the world and real. They know that.
02:37:23
You know that maybe the pill didn't kill them.
02:37:26
Bury them in the mill. Do.
02:37:28
And he will do what he kills.
02:37:29
And still hold the how
02:37:34
I'll think.
02:37:35
I don't think we're transforming that very much.
02:37:38
We're just kind of battles. Yeah, exactly.
02:37:40
No, but yeah, this we just kind of sat there just kind of like
02:37:44
it's like, well, that is freaking incredible.
02:37:48
Now you can fully counter it.
02:37:50
Here's your issue to distract you
02:37:54
today, I not confused I want to take it out.
02:37:57
So it's something
02:37:57
way more impressive is a perfectly timed heal spirit can save your Mr.
02:38:03
with arrows keeping them a little with. Oh.
02:38:06
Want some more helpful tips?
02:38:08
Everyone knows you can use an evil snowball to push back troops,
02:38:12
meaning counter a balloon with zero hits,
02:38:15
but a very play is pushing back lots.
02:38:18
The bombs
02:38:20
making them across the bridge again, giving you an easier defense
02:38:23
if your opponent plays a princess at the bridge, do not play your counter
02:38:27
the bridge because a low can take them out, keeping the princess alive,
02:38:31
and they always have out law times away from the bridge.
02:38:35
This lock and load the princess.
02:38:37
Why does everybody have a lock out due to the travel time?
02:38:40
I don't call the meta. I don't play the math.
02:38:45
I have the same
02:38:48
now. We should bring back playing games against each other together on this.
02:38:53
Yeah, though there were supposed to be times
02:38:55
when they're supposed to be games.
02:38:56
Yeah, I set up games. They didn't involve games.
02:38:58
They didn't work out.
02:39:00
We didn't even try them.
02:39:01
Is this an ambush?
02:39:02
I obviously, because that was the one.
02:39:05
I must have messed that up is a I made a township waste and recycling armada.
02:39:10
Oh yeah. Not
02:39:13
Armada did we kicked out of the community.
02:39:15
Why don't you?
02:39:16
Yeah.
02:39:16
Community, LGBTQ community.
02:39:19
There you go. So I did.
02:39:22
I did some research.
02:39:23
I was always told that the recycling was just getting dumped in the same place.
02:39:27
Yeah,
02:39:29
and I don't have that story ready, so never mind.
02:39:31
That's a different kind of rubbish.
02:39:33
The rubbish, well,
02:39:36
rubbish are still looking for all four positions still so
02:39:40
if you're interested in Larrabee or I'll apply.
02:39:43
I'm looking for a job.
02:39:45
Right.
02:39:46
I'm actually actively looking for a job
02:39:49
like.
02:39:50
Oh, I bet you they could rehire you
02:39:51
if you applied in a different position that didn't involve Dan.
02:39:55
Yeah, I've said that
02:39:57
there.
02:39:58
Like, we didn't realize I could probably make that argument.
02:39:59
You can make that argument.
02:40:00
Okay. I'm not going to be involved with Dan anymore, but who I mean,
02:40:03
who would want to? It's like gone, isn't it?
02:40:05
Kind of like going back to you.
02:40:07
Yeah.
02:40:09
And again, I mean, what else are you going to do?
02:40:11
There's no other game.
02:40:12
I've got no hard feelings.
02:40:13
But I think that steel isn't hiring.
02:40:16
Armada steel isn't hiring.
02:40:18
Armada timber isn't hiring. I don't know what
02:40:22
will you do
02:40:25
when you put recycling out on the curb?
02:40:27
Where does it actually go?
02:40:28
Tonight? 18 investigates.
02:40:31
And what we discovered make you think twice
02:40:34
about what you put in that recycle bin. Our senior desk reporter.
02:40:36
But this is an investigation that a lot of you were talking about.
02:40:39
It's the one.
02:40:39
Like when they sound like
02:40:41
this, the whole thing.
02:40:42
I'm curious
02:40:43
about what they put in the recycling bin got recycled or end up the landfill.
02:40:46
Come along with 13 investigates.
02:40:47
We go undercover to find out nearly a quarter million.
02:40:50
It's likely to participating curbside recycling. Right.
02:40:51
But from what I can pick up and it's right.
02:40:54
You know what? The recycling is really going.
02:40:56
No, I actually have literally no idea.
02:40:57
It's really a question mark.
02:40:58
I'm hoping it's going to be a recycling facility, but there's no word
02:41:01
for week 13.
02:41:02
Investigators been tracking individual loads of recycling all over town.
02:41:04
You really want a tracking device?
02:41:05
It's a bunch of undercover cameras, even some.
02:41:07
You did see where all this stuff is going. What we saw raised some big questions.
02:41:10
Why is he going over there?
02:41:11
He's headed for the landfill. And we also got some definitive answers.
02:41:13
Exactly like recycling.
02:41:14
We got help from families like the Red cross and recycling.
02:41:16
They think a lot better at this, but they're recycling.
02:41:18
It's a plastic bottle with a GPS tracker in socket.
02:41:20
You can't trust anybody nowadays,
02:41:22
since the pickup looks like a tracker in a garbage bin.
02:41:25
All right,
02:41:26
we follow behind to follow the report off the north side of Indianapolis.
02:41:29
All right, we're get on the highway until eventually
02:41:31
we watch the truck coming to this. Likely with my son.
02:41:33
We continue to follow along. Waldo.
02:41:35
Then see the truck. Dump it.
02:41:35
Oh, no. Our jeep tracker confirms the black hole's recycling.
02:41:38
He's white inside those words. So what happens in that building?
02:41:41
Rob Fisher was bringing the material.
02:41:43
You just. I don't think it's picked up.
02:41:44
And then said, I love the way long series of hey, you're back.
02:41:48
So now this is how you transform it.
02:41:49
I love the way the guy oh, we're getting the ferry, sir. Are we getting a ferry?
02:41:53
This is become the various.
02:41:55
Let's get away. Let's see, let's see.
02:41:57
So up. Good good good.
02:41:59
He does a great job of that though.
02:42:00
He's like we looked inside.
02:42:01
You can't believe what we found.
02:42:04
We found out what's what I'm like. Yes.
02:42:06
Meticulous workers doing exactly what they expected.
02:42:10
I don't think he recycles.
02:42:13
It keeps moving.
02:42:14
It keeps recycling.
02:42:15
Plastic goes over here off the paper, goes over here.
02:42:18
There's optical sorters.
02:42:19
It's pretty amazing.
02:42:20
Oh, wow.
02:42:22
A magnet to pull the metal out
02:42:25
goes, what the fuck is that thing?
02:42:27
Dude, that's an Everlast robot that misses what the people can't catch.
02:42:31
I'm like, so hold on. Is it? What is it?
02:42:32
What is it going for?
02:42:33
How does it know?
02:42:34
Hold on a second.
02:42:35
So he says this.
02:42:37
Listen, listen, this is brilliant. What? He says.
02:42:39
This is what the people get. Yeah, about the robot.
02:42:43
Glass is separated and crushed.
02:42:44
Hey, guys, wait for it.
02:42:45
Robots catch items that were missed.
02:42:48
Okay, so if the robot can catch items that were missed.
02:42:52
Anybody thinking what I'm thinking?
02:42:55
I don't need people.
02:42:56
Right? There you go.
02:42:58
But you can't say that because that's socialist or something.
02:43:02
That's dope.
02:43:03
And eventually each type of material gets bailed up and shipped off
02:43:06
to other companies to make a new product.
02:43:08
So when a company happens, we start in the recycle bin.
02:43:10
Is this stuff really getting recycle? They want to potentially recycle.
02:43:12
That's Republic, but a lot of 100% surely recycled.
02:43:15
All right.
02:43:15
So Republic took over.
02:43:17
Now he goes truly 100% truly recycle.
02:43:20
That's a qualifier I think that's one of those.
02:43:21
Yeah that's one of those words like wholesome goodness.
02:43:25
It makes you feel good. That has no legal meaning.
02:43:30
So it's not like missing this reporter is amazing.
02:43:33
He's like 100% good there.
02:43:34
But what about waste management?
02:43:37
Veras recycle.
02:43:38
Where are they
02:43:39
believing are rubbish at Griffin with a lot of yes to be raise recycling.
02:43:43
Think like an ice cream place.
02:43:44
So we track match recycling to a waste management truck.
02:43:48
Pick up that trash, and two minutes later, a separate truck.
02:43:50
It looks really identical.
02:43:51
There was like one nearly identical.
02:43:53
They just did a bait and switch. Flippy flam.
02:43:56
Yeah. Eventually. Shams, what happened to a warehouse on Raymond Street?
02:43:58
And after the fire, recycling was now inside that mountain of material.
02:44:02
This is Waste Management's main curbside recycling facility in Indianapolis.
02:44:04
So to stop here, get a quick view.
02:44:05
The company agreed to show us what's about to happen to recycle that the inventory.
02:44:08
Very good.
02:44:08
It's just like it's like a public high tech
02:44:09
machines and people sorting a lot more stuff.
02:44:11
It's falling through the series.
02:44:12
Cardboard and paper gets up like it's a plastic aluminum block over here
02:44:15
and up here.
02:44:15
This one looks like I think they already loaded onto semis
02:44:17
and shipped to companies that are going to do products that somebody had to pick.
02:44:19
Kentucky, where the recycled cardboard will be company boxes.
02:44:21
If you want to pay for recycling service, it is definitely going to recycle.
02:44:23
But it's easy to understand why some people are skeptical.
02:44:27
Nobody want to pay for recycling service.
02:44:30
It is absolutely going to get recycled,
02:44:32
but it's easy to understand why some people are skeptical.
02:44:34
So we're still what happens.
02:44:36
Oh, we're still skeptical now. Yeah.
02:44:39
Why watch what happens when we track this third person
02:44:43
didn't don't, after we put a tracker in that it was like,
02:44:47
oh, we've made a before I, we can track how we are tracking, investigate cameras,
02:44:49
follow the track to show why is he going over there?
02:44:53
Why is he going over there?
02:44:55
It's heading filled.
02:44:56
It's heading for a landfill. Finally.
02:44:58
Oh, that son of a bitch.
02:45:00
Let's put a plate of authorities.
02:45:02
That's the recycle he does not know about. It's recycling.
02:45:04
The truck just uses the waste paper inside the landfill.
02:45:06
Hold on a second. Wait. What?
02:45:09
So the truck just uses the waste station and leaves?
02:45:12
Still, nothing shows the truck is recycling inside
02:45:15
this waste management transfer station near the landfill.
02:45:17
Which management and collection material 33 miles
02:45:19
to its processing center in Indianapolis go through the mall.
02:45:21
The reality is, if waste management
02:45:23
were to send these materials to Lansdale,
02:45:24
they'd have to pay 30 to $40 a ton to dispose on.
02:45:27
So there's the part that really gets me about this.
02:45:29
When people say that I was always told that we were giving money,
02:45:32
taxes were taking it.
02:45:33
They were just,
02:45:34
you know, when your city got it, they threw it all into the same landfill pile.
02:45:38
All this video claims that it costs I missed it,
02:45:41
it costs management or Republic were to send these materials to a place
02:45:46
we'd have to pay for 30 to $40 a ton to this, 30 to $40 a ton.
02:45:52
But yeah, it's that if they recycle, they rattle,
02:45:54
recycle this stuff and make a profit on these bales of $3,000 in value. No.
02:45:58
And make some dollars.
02:46:00
Yeah. So like that makes sense to me.
02:46:02
Is that going to a landfill?
02:46:03
Unfortunately, recycling trucks does end up saying that
02:46:06
because folks put a lot of stuff into these bins.
02:46:08
That should not be. They're just recycling.
02:46:10
Someone try to recycle,
02:46:10
that plastic waste, it cannot be recycled because of the wiring that was ruined.
02:46:14
So people don't think about it when they're putting in anything. Always.
02:46:16
And that's that stuff.
02:46:17
So I did learn that, like we always put our pizza boxes in there.
02:46:20
If you put your pizza boxes in your recycling, you have contaminated
02:46:24
your entire recycling bin and they cannot recycle any of it.
02:46:27
It's because these the grease know it, dude.
02:46:30
It doesn't
02:46:31
know.
02:46:31
I was just up north and I got some pizza from up north and they had extra thick,
02:46:36
layer of cardboard that went between.
02:46:39
They take that back, and there was nine year old grease that I got on the box.
02:46:44
All right, so that's a no. That's a box.
02:46:46
And that's not a pizza box.
02:46:48
That's just a cardboard box.
02:46:50
If there's pizza on your box or a pizza box, you shouldn't just like
02:46:54
about a 30% of the material that you put in your recycling cannot be recycled.
02:46:57
What's got to be had to be classified?
02:46:59
Knowing what to throw out is extremely important,
02:47:01
so it can be brought back here and processed versus
02:47:02
have to be processed in and take it over to landfill.
02:47:04
The good news for families like these are
02:47:05
the recycling does not end up in the landfill. After
02:47:06
dropping from bin to bale, we can verify it actually is being recycled.
02:47:10
Great.
02:47:11
Okay, it is beautiful.
02:47:13
That's a release.
02:47:15
Is it so?
02:47:17
Oh, I have an update on, the Gene Hackman mystery.
02:47:25
It was solved.
02:47:25
Oh, yeah.
02:47:26
It's crazy. Happened three weeks ago.
02:47:28
It's it's crazy.
02:47:29
And it's also morbid.
02:47:30
And it's also boring
02:47:33
all at the same time.
02:47:34
Just because I didn't even.
02:47:36
I don't know why. I didn't even think of that.
02:47:37
I thought, like I said, I jokingly said the dog did it.
02:47:40
Hahaha. Yeah.
02:47:41
And then everyone's like, she killed herself.
02:47:43
You're muted. Is she?
02:47:45
She killed herself first, right?
02:47:47
That's the story she had.
02:47:49
She died of some cat litter.
02:47:51
Virus or something.
02:47:52
I can't hear you.
02:47:54
You're still muted
02:47:56
closer to the mic doesn't.
02:47:58
That's like somebody that speaks a different language.
02:47:59
Yeah. Because we're not in.
02:48:01
What do we do.
02:48:01
We talk slower you know cuz you don't know
02:48:04
maybe bag over your mic.
02:48:07
Yeah that's what it is. It's the greener bag.
02:48:09
While he figures that out we'll talk about yeah.
02:48:13
So she died of some weird she got.
02:48:15
I forgot what it is.
02:48:16
But you catch it from the cat litter maybe, or the dog or soil.
02:48:22
Okay, I got my notes for
02:48:25
you. Catch it from notebook paper.
02:48:26
And then she died. And he wasn't.
02:48:28
He was.
02:48:29
He lost his dementia treatment and apparently died remotely.
02:48:33
I can hear you now. Right. Okay.
02:48:36
Okay. Yeah. So say that again.
02:48:38
So what happened?
02:48:39
She died. She died here. She died. She died.
02:48:42
She died first.
02:48:43
And then he just didn't get his care that he needed.
02:48:45
And the dog didn't get the care.
02:48:46
And then they just died.
02:48:48
Yeah. Or.
02:48:48
No, it wasn't. Hold on. Wasn't there some weird.
02:48:51
There was something else that went on that she was keeping them both alive
02:48:55
and died. Yeah, she she was the caregiver.
02:48:57
And when your caregiver dies. So the message. Yeah, but what how how did
02:49:02
I. So I heard bits and pieces of it.
02:49:04
There was some kind of a soil bacteria or virus or something that you can get,
02:49:08
especially from cat litter, apparently, that it'll kill you.
02:49:11
She died from that.
02:49:12
It was traced, I guess, you know. Is it?
02:49:14
I think that's crazy. Cat lady.
02:49:16
That's what she died from.
02:49:20
But yeah, if your caregiver dies and you're so that far gone
02:49:23
that you don't see, even my mother has a help me.
02:49:27
I've fallen and I can't get up button.
02:49:29
So he's.
02:49:29
It's so far demented that he didn't even know to push that.
02:49:33
So on the good side then he probably didn't know, like,
02:49:35
have an attack in your foot. If you're chicken on mushrooms.
02:49:37
He probably didn't know you're dying and know he was.
02:49:40
His brain died a long time ago.
02:49:43
Somehow his body's too still going like a chicken with its head cut off.
02:49:47
I was out
02:49:48
this riverbeds and I met these people.
02:49:51
And since we're going with anonymous, no names, we'll call them Ed
02:49:55
and Karen, since those are their names.
02:49:58
Yeah. And and they were.
02:50:00
They were collecting bottles and cans out of the garbage cans at riverbeds.
02:50:04
This is like 20 years ago.
02:50:06
And, my my wife and I are out there with the dog,
02:50:10
and, and we introduce ourselves and to Ed and Karen
02:50:14
and we say, you know, we're Gary and Bonnie and, and then they start
02:50:19
talking about their exotic birds as, like, exotic birds.
02:50:22
It's crazy.
02:50:23
And, she invited us, carried it,
02:50:26
over to see Ed and Karen's, exotic bird collection
02:50:30
at their house, not far from where we were.
02:50:35
So when we showed up,
02:50:39
I was already invited because that was the day of the NEC
02:50:42
Invitational, and Ed and Karen were the hosts for that.
02:50:46
And Bonnie was invited, and she brought her dog and she looked
02:50:50
at the exotic birds that they do still houses on that property.
02:50:55
And that was one of the extra cars that I was accused of,
02:51:00
parking in the, reserved parking for the Eunuch Invitational.
02:51:08
Okay.
02:51:10
How many cars were there total in your card car?
02:51:14
Oh, my card.
02:51:15
There were like six cars.
02:51:17
Because.
02:51:17
Because of course, we're including Snider.
02:51:20
Because apparently I brought him.
02:51:22
And if I brought out his car again, I see I.
02:51:25
Because I didn't want to be like, oh, Gary's totally
02:51:27
clear already tells a story that says, yep, it was it was the whole issue.
02:51:31
Yeah, I was it you weren't part of the issue.
02:51:33
So I drove I drove you.
02:51:34
So technically I did them a favor by by carpooling one less car.
02:51:38
Yeah.
02:51:38
So when I was a kid.
02:51:41
But sure, I drove that car.
02:51:43
Yeah, you usually do.
02:51:44
It was,
02:51:49
It was this crazy clown car, though.
02:51:52
Here's an excerpt from the, Michigan Legal Help.
02:51:54
Talk about unemployment benefits.
02:51:56
It says, and I quote.
02:51:58
Yeah, if you quit your job
02:51:59
or were fired for misconduct at work, you may still qualify for benefits.
02:52:04
May still qualify.
02:52:06
Yeah.
02:52:06
And then it'll say your unemployment benefits may be reduced.
02:52:09
Oh, that's if you got severance.
02:52:10
You didn't that they pay you any extra on the way out.
02:52:12
No, no,
02:52:14
no I haven't made any money.
02:52:16
I know, and I am seriously looking for work
02:52:19
because, this fun little game
02:52:23
of seeing how long I can go without making any money.
02:52:26
It's getting to be a drag.
02:52:28
Yeah, it's not fun. Any purpose?
02:52:30
Purpose? No.
02:52:31
But, like, I've got purpose in life.
02:52:34
I just, I need something to do during the day and structure.
02:52:37
You can get.
02:52:38
You can get any job, but, like, I don't know what you.
02:52:40
What's your like? Oh what's below.
02:52:42
What's below your bar of.
02:52:45
I'm, I'm holding out for a management
02:52:47
that a dollar is my quote from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.
02:52:52
Is it a dollar per hour or is it, classification of job?
02:52:56
I mean, fast food below two below you subway.
02:53:03
I like I like both, I like fast.
02:53:05
Oh, you know what?
02:53:08
Fast food is mostly rubbish.
02:53:11
To tie it right back into the topic, mostly.
02:53:16
Baja Fresh is my is my exception.
02:53:20
That proves the rule.
02:53:24
You get a pretty quick,
02:53:26
inexpensive meal at Baja Fresh, and they have no freezers.
02:53:30
Super solid. And it's.
02:53:32
I know. Well, if you're not going
02:53:35
to use artificial preservatives, you got a the taste.
02:53:39
It was Baja Fresh.
02:53:41
So speaking of eating too, could you.
02:53:43
It is a two story nutritious fast food.
02:53:46
But please, do you think we're gonna eat it this morning?
02:53:52
Eaten by a.
02:53:53
You think Gene Hackman was in the other room?
02:53:54
Make me a sandwich?
02:53:56
Yeah, I love it.
02:53:57
Oh, do we have a sandwich today?
02:53:59
This this this podcast that I listen to that,
02:54:02
there's a dude who's kind of tapped into that.
02:54:04
Some conspiracy stuff.
02:54:05
Not going to go into that, but, what?
02:54:09
Just say my brother and I were laughing at it,
02:54:11
so it's a he when he heard that the the hands and feet of,
02:54:16
hack hack man and his wife were, were, quote, mummified.
02:54:22
Yes. He thought that, like,
02:54:23
there was some type of mummification process when it comes to, like,
02:54:26
wrapping the hands and feet with like the cloth like a mummy, not just.
02:54:31
Oh, no. Yeah, yeah.
02:54:33
How retarded do you have to be?
02:54:35
I don't know, I don't know, the dude's not that stupid like it.
02:54:38
Yeah.
02:54:40
It was weird because he, like, went off on a tangent and it's like,
02:54:42
oh my god, dude, what are you talking about?
02:54:45
I had a someone who had, like a I.
02:54:48
When you lose an hour, it doesn't have to be you lose an hour of sleep.
02:54:53
No. Oh.
02:54:54
Have you do, like an hour or someone doing.
02:54:57
Yeah. Thank god.
02:54:58
Yeah. Sunlight back.
02:55:01
I can do outside stuff at like 7:00 at night.
02:55:03
No. Holy shit.
02:55:05
Yeah, that is what I'm saying.
02:55:07
I'm gonna make a sandwich. Yeah,
02:55:10
my wife,
02:55:12
we're her. What is her line?
02:55:14
Oh, man. Whatever.
02:55:16
I'll are doing it together.
02:55:18
Oh my goodness.
02:55:21
Oh, they're actually cooking.
02:55:23
Yeah. What are they called this is. No.
02:55:26
It's like oh those are just the vegetables are you know, it's too random.
02:55:28
You know it's going to be vegetables. Where's the meat.
02:55:31
Oh right. Yeah.
02:55:32
It's so, so mushroom.
02:55:34
They like, are they firing up the buns or.
02:55:36
It's scolding like that. How is that even possible?
02:55:39
I would know
02:55:41
that's a mushroom. Would you have a flare up?
02:55:42
Would you ever.
02:55:43
Okay, well, how do you have a flare when there's a mushroom on there?
02:55:46
I don't know, the juice.
02:55:49
Water girl. The mushroom. I'll be honest.
02:55:50
I've never grilled a mushroom.
02:55:52
Do they emote like.
02:55:55
Yeah, because there's no meat in there.
02:55:56
There's much butter. What is that? No hint.
02:56:00
Yeah, there was no.
02:56:05
Rubbish.
02:56:06
Thank you.
02:56:07
That's. You know what that is?
02:56:08
That's, garbage disposal rubbish.
02:56:16
And then.
02:56:23
All right.
02:56:23
We can do rap, or we can do the pizza.
02:56:26
Funeral
02:56:28
pizza, funeral.
02:56:30
I lost my fucking sound.
02:56:31
Are you kidding me?
02:56:34
It's happening every time, and they just change it.
02:56:35
They got this wonderful thing. If you notice, I got demo scenes.
02:56:38
Can you see demo scenes in the upper left over there?
02:56:40
I got demo scene, demo two. So I can just switch.
02:56:43
I can go wham, wham and switch like that.
02:56:45
Oh yeah.
02:56:46
But it's all fucked up now.
02:56:48
Yeah, screw you screwed up my audio.
02:56:50
Hey, it's still the fledge Rant show. You know you shouldn't eat on.
02:56:53
That's not the I know I can wait.
02:56:55
Oh, wait.
02:56:57
You pizza.
02:56:57
Oh. So what this is comment.
02:57:00
That's your show. That's great. Call.
02:57:04
Oh my God, there's so many comments.
02:57:06
We could have done that the whole show.
02:57:08
Yeah we're at a point start number one.
02:57:11
And we don't maybe we don't do all our common.
02:57:14
How am I gonna come out of this?
02:57:15
We're not in my.
02:57:20
Back.
02:57:21
I'm not.
02:57:23
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
02:57:25
Give me.
02:57:27
Oh, shit.
02:57:27
No no no no no no no no no no no no no.
02:57:31
Jumanji.
02:57:33
Tremendo mana.
02:57:33
Shaman of mana.
02:57:36
Ladies and gentlemen, from the flight deck, this is your captain
02:57:39
speaking and appears. We've lost the letter.
02:57:42
Not to worry. We have two engines.
02:57:44
This plane is built to be fun. We just want to.
02:57:46
And there is no way.
02:57:47
I don't want to see what there goes.
02:57:50
The second.
02:57:51
If you have someone you like to call, I would like you to do so.
02:57:54
Now they watch.
02:57:58
That'd be rubbish.
02:57:59
If your pilot said that, you're gonna have to see me instead.
02:58:02
They're
02:58:03
just telling me let them.
02:58:04
Okay, but I'm tell you nothing to this, right?
02:58:06
Sorry, buddy. Sorry.
02:58:07
I meant to do comments and this just popped up on TikTok.
02:58:10
Fucking hilarious. Yeah.
02:58:11
You guys fucking suck on your job.
02:58:12
Yeah. Any of us? Mission.
02:58:15
All right. I'll be down in ten minutes.
02:58:17
Get ready. You better? So, stretching for a fucking.
02:58:19
Where are you? Out.
02:58:19
I'm ten minutes. Walk you out.
02:58:21
What's he. Excuse me.
02:58:23
What? Come, people I fucking hate.
02:58:25
Did you call? Used to call.
02:58:26
I gotta call my wife and kids.
02:58:27
Listen to her fucking bitch at me for the last five minutes. Fuck that.
02:58:30
I'm about to die.
02:58:31
She's going to fuck someone else like this year.
02:58:33
I fucking pisses me off a little bit.
02:58:34
Hey, look. An asshole. I can tell her hate.
02:58:37
Oh, I don't want to hear their fucking mom die.
02:58:39
180, actually.
02:58:41
Fucking. I'll bet you $1 million cost when you hate really fucking.
02:58:44
I'll give it a shot to God. Just give us a gift.
02:58:46
They'll love it. Fuck yeah.
02:58:49
Haley.
02:58:50
Egg roll.
02:58:51
Gary's a fucking asshole.
02:58:52
Hey, mom.
02:58:52
I'll talk to you later, okay?
02:58:54
Everybody stay calm and we're going to price.
02:58:57
How about I relax instead, dickhead? Do not put that back.
02:59:00
Do not put that back. I'm sure.
02:59:01
Cut that seat up. Okay?
02:59:04
Fuck you, I love you.
02:59:05
When I knew from the moment I married you, you ruin my life.
02:59:07
You don't bitch, remember? Oh, someone had to go. See you in a hospital.
02:59:10
You thought I was smiling because I was happy to see you.
02:59:12
I thought you was dead. Yeah. I'm dying. Planes crashing so fucking.
02:59:14
Oh, I'm doing it when you bring you to your kidney.
02:59:17
Yeah. Learn how to fucking end a story.
02:59:18
Jesus Christ, are you here now? You left here?
02:59:21
Of course. You
02:59:22
all right?
02:59:23
Come on. Sorry.
02:59:24
He just keeps going and getting bitten, right.
02:59:26
So here we go.
02:59:27
Reality TV show host is serving
02:59:30
a second term in the white House.
02:59:34
But nobody cares.
02:59:36
The Ukrainian president has similar qualifications,
02:59:40
including claim I got a leftist president on TV,
02:59:44
but nobody seems to care.
02:59:47
A reality TV show host is serving a second term in the white House,
02:59:50
but nobody cares.
02:59:52
The Ukrainian president
02:59:53
including claim the Ukrainian president.
02:59:56
But sorry, I think it may be on us not leaving yet.
02:59:58
Oh, he seems to care.
02:59:58
No, it's a perfect little. Yeah. Didn't it already a reality? Yeah.
03:00:01
This is a yeah term I love it.
03:00:05
It's really good.
03:00:06
So 1988 says. Yeah.
03:00:09
And idiots are making YouTube videos. What's your point?
03:00:12
Yeah.
03:00:14
No, I like that.
03:00:16
And of course fly drones replied that no one cares.
03:00:21
Yeah.
03:00:24
I mean, I'm pretty sure.
03:00:25
I mean, it was on a repeating loop that I thought, right, that say Looney cares
03:00:30
did it.
03:00:31
I hope I didn't write it wrong.
03:00:33
No, you can't read. I wrote it right.
03:00:35
Let's just say hi, I'm Gary.
03:00:37
Gary, what's the topic today?
03:00:38
And our other comment, why is that playing?
03:00:42
Hahahahahahaha.
03:00:43
I'm very
03:00:45
what's the topic today?
03:00:47
What's this? Maya I'm here.
03:00:48
I don't know this comment.
03:00:50
Maya.
03:00:51
I mean, I was talking about the Maya of nihilism.
03:00:53
Oh, I get it.
03:00:55
Some guy named George says, Maya, I'm here.
03:00:58
Yeah, I know who that is.
03:01:01
And are you there?
03:01:04
I'm not even going to go to this video.
03:01:05
He just simply says, no, it's not.
03:01:07
Hell is real for do they use hell?
03:01:09
Okay, hell they're people.
03:01:11
Hell is real.
03:01:12
Yeah. Just real. One of my favorite.
03:01:15
So we know the four dimensions, the three spatial dimensions in time.
03:01:18
Yep. We do.
03:01:19
And there's a whole bunch more in the seventh is everything.
03:01:21
And this wonderful commenter, which isn't even showing because now
03:01:24
I have to hit newest first.
03:01:25
Thank you, YouTube John Doe.
03:01:28
Very very very creative name says y'all sound stupid as fuck
03:01:31
and I'm mad and southern because y'all sound stupid as fuck,
03:01:37
Appreciate the kind I
03:01:38
ran through what the dimensions are actually like.
03:01:42
I could have got elaborated a little more about the multiverse and all the possible
03:01:46
multiverses is there's a big joke there.
03:01:50
Like, yeah, the multiverse might seem infinite, but all of the possible
03:01:54
like the multiverse that I was on, I think that was where he lost.
03:01:58
Is anything with our, laws of physics.
03:02:02
Now you jump to the next dimension up,
03:02:05
and it's all the multiverses with all the possible laws of physics.
03:02:10
It's a big jump.
03:02:14
Open up.
03:02:15
I really don't want to see that.
03:02:17
I want to see it.
03:02:21
Oh my gosh, here we are again.
03:02:22
I can't even go back as far, man.
03:02:24
So many comments. Let's see what this one is okay.
03:02:27
They're finding these same kind of signatures in DNA code
03:02:31
of all, all species.
03:02:32
So yeah, I was wrong to 100% wrong.
03:02:35
There is no creator.
03:02:36
There's no possible way that they could have found these
03:02:40
coders signatures that identified.
03:02:43
So I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about, but you stand corrected.
03:02:47
It sure did der some shit.
03:02:49
Jeremy started.
03:02:51
I don't have time for this, but it's random at best.
03:02:54
No designer things just fell into place for us.
03:02:58
Okay?
03:02:58
And then he continued, it said not at all.
03:03:00
Research it up.
03:03:02
Had me in a hold for about a week looking into it
03:03:05
a week.
03:03:06
It hasn't been a week.
03:03:08
He said that a day ago.
03:03:10
Okay, must be in a different dimension.
03:03:12
See what I did? There was one day short.
03:03:15
Doctor Roger Penrose says that
03:03:18
the fine tuning of the universe is so fine line
03:03:21
that even the slightest tick in any direction and in life wouldn't.
03:03:24
And the life wouldn't exist
03:03:27
there a finite
03:03:28
dimensional design to the creation.
03:03:32
What?
03:03:32
That's what he says.
03:03:35
Okay, two more, but I'm not even able to open it.
03:03:39
No. That's fine.
03:03:40
I can deal with the fine tuning argument.
03:03:44
I don't think I need to, but I mean,
03:03:46
seriously, you find when there's the parallel question
03:03:50
why it's shaped like the hole in the ground?
03:03:55
Maybe I don't speak puddle.
03:03:58
All right, learn it.
03:03:59
Let's see.
03:04:01
Now, my statement was either both
03:04:03
either. Both.
03:04:04
Never mind.
03:04:05
I'll stop there. You know, before
03:04:08
with that that's either genius or moronic, right.
03:04:11
Because either the, puddles don't speak or they really do.
03:04:14
And I don't understand the wavelength.
03:04:16
Either way. You're right.
03:04:19
That's a safe way to be.
03:04:20
Either way, you're right.
03:04:21
Only the only comments. So.
03:04:24
So this guy's name is only quality comments.
03:04:26
So that kind of sets the bar really high.
03:04:28
He starts off point of view.
03:04:29
Colon how to skip logical steps of the scientific process
03:04:34
and make an incorrect conclusion.
03:04:36
So only quality comments point of view
03:04:40
is how to skip logical steps of the scientific process.
03:04:43
Okay, so
03:04:45
fledge rants is not the scientific process.
03:04:47
So you lost me there, right?
03:04:52
I don't know how to pronounce that.
03:04:53
And the scientific process is our best way of
03:04:57
coming across like knowledge that that really does apply to the real universe.
03:05:02
That seems to me physically
03:05:04
right, that every five second clip definitely skipped it.
03:05:08
No argument. There.
03:05:10
Okay,
03:05:12
practicing art says DNA signatures.
03:05:15
Is he sure
03:05:16
he can put the science into context and not through a religious lens?
03:05:20
No. Yeah. No, I'm not I'm not at all.
03:05:22
My kind of point was this may create a religious lens.
03:05:27
Oh, okay. Good job.
03:05:28
Good reason. Love.
03:05:30
According to people that study DNA, the similarities in the in
03:05:33
DNA are actually 100% confirmed to be explained via common ancestors.
03:05:37
Laughing is
03:05:40
those so right there you just said.
03:05:42
You just said
03:05:45
similarity is
03:05:47
or he.
03:05:48
Oh I'm talking to Rumble X.
03:05:50
Oh said similarity. So there are things.
03:05:52
So I mean I don't know anything about it, but I know there are similarities.
03:05:55
There are I was talking specifically about signatures, not strands, not,
03:06:00
I can't remember what the commonality in DNA is called,
03:06:04
but the thing that, you know, connects you to your ancestor,
03:06:07
that's the that's not the strands I'm talking about.
03:06:09
I'm talking about DNA.
03:06:12
I'm talking about, like, these weird pictures
03:06:14
or these patterns that don't they?
03:06:16
They're not mapped to anything else. They don't even make sense.
03:06:18
Just these weird autistic geniuses recognize them and they realize that
03:06:23
they're patterns, like in this.
03:06:25
Like, if you pick a random number all the time,
03:06:27
a smart person will find a pattern in your random selection.
03:06:31
These random seeming random parts of the DNA
03:06:34
are actually patterns that show that there may be a signature of a creator.
03:06:37
That's all I said, and I was just hypothetically pondering.
03:06:39
I didn't say there's scientific proof of it.
03:06:41
So you attacking me that I don't have scientific evidence is fair.
03:06:45
I will accept that is really bizarre.
03:06:47
I don't know what's going on.
03:06:48
Says you share 60% of your DNA with a banana.
03:06:51
That doesn't prove a creator. What?
03:06:54
While that statement makes sense, I don't understand how it applies here.
03:07:00
So you share 60% of your DNA with the banana.
03:07:02
That doesn't prove its creator.
03:07:06
Okay, fair question, I, I agree, I agree with that.
03:07:08
It's true about 60%.
03:07:10
Okay, yeah it's true. But the creator.
03:07:13
So we know the
03:07:14
four dimensions, the three spatial dimensions in time.
03:07:17
Yeah. Fifth dimension is.
03:07:20
So we heard the first video on YouTube asking for the same video dimension.
03:07:25
Multiverse, seventh dimension it is.
03:07:27
I can't speed up the video every possible.
03:07:33
No belly button voice says it complete. Yep.
03:07:37
And of course, the green card I had to Google is.
03:07:40
Yeah, yeah, I had to Google it yet.
03:07:42
Means can you please explain?
03:07:43
It's basically, illogical nonsense talk.
03:07:46
Okay. It looks like rubbish.
03:07:47
So it's like rubbish. Yep, yep.
03:07:49
Which is very rubbish. Brilliant.
03:07:51
Weasel town says.
03:07:52
Nah, I full thought he was just talking about the multiverse theory.
03:07:58
Then after you replied, I went and did some research.
03:08:02
Yeah.
03:08:03
So this is great. This is exactly okay.
03:08:06
I don't know why you guys want to have the show.
03:08:07
I want to do it.
03:08:08
How to learn how to use sound boards, how to try and produce
03:08:10
to some level where I could say, well, I can kind of do this.
03:08:13
Yeah. And I also wanted to touch children.
03:08:15
Right. I've said that the whole time. Yeah.
03:08:17
This person, after looking at a stupid TikTok video
03:08:21
that I actually clipped, we didn't really put much effort in.
03:08:25
He went in, he went and did some research.
03:08:29
And that's not bad.
03:08:31
That's what I mean when I say touch children, I want that.
03:08:33
I want to stimulate people to know, oh, you do research now here's written.
03:08:38
He went, he went and did research.
03:08:42
Marc Rosen's a little more critical.
03:08:44
That's great. He says.
03:08:45
Yeah, the he says, yeah.
03:08:47
The guys who video have no clue what they're talking about.
03:08:49
I assure you,
03:08:51
next time do the research before stating things will help you in the long run.
03:08:56
I promise. Oh, thanks.
03:08:59
Yeah, weasel Town replies back.
03:09:00
Yo, actually, thank you for replying.
03:09:02
I have now learned a lot.
03:09:04
Hella interesting.
03:09:06
Yeah,
03:09:07
Mark Rose is still a little confused and rude and says is that sarcasm?
03:09:11
Hard to tell over text.
03:09:14
Yeah, there's two more comments and again I can't see them.
03:09:17
YouTube. Why do you see that?
03:09:19
Do you see the more view more. Two more. Yeah, more.
03:09:21
You got to change the like the whatever the top.
03:09:24
Oh no. This is TikTok.
03:09:26
You're right on YouTube. I have to do that. Yeah.
03:09:28
Sometimes you have to do that. Which is.
03:09:29
So they're just hiding. Two more comments. Oh well.
03:09:32
Oh rude frog legs again another purpose.
03:09:34
Why we do the show is entertainment right.
03:09:36
He's got three literally turned sideways laughing his ass
03:09:39
off, crying oh great.
03:09:42
That's great. Chase says.
03:09:43
This is the exact group of guys you would expect to be talking about.
03:09:46
Stuff like this, even though that's a backhanded compliment.
03:09:49
Thank you.
03:09:50
Yeah, absolutely. I know like yeah, right.
03:09:53
Which one is this? Which which clip is this?
03:09:56
Oh, this is
03:09:58
the multiverse.
03:10:01
The dimensions.
03:10:01
Yeah, yeah.
03:10:02
User one our final comment on this thread.
03:10:05
Y'all look like you talk about BTS often.
03:10:09
What the fuck is BTS?
03:10:10
That's the seven person that said what a lot
03:10:13
BTS hella interesting. Top
03:10:17
shelf semen, top shelf up shelf.
03:10:21
I'm going to go for expensive booze, multiverse
03:10:24
threads, tea, super cream.
03:10:28
I still don't know what clip that is.
03:10:30
How does it start?
03:10:31
So the battery from the top, the so it's
03:10:36
muted bottom fifth dimension.
03:10:39
As soon as you hear that I remember fifth dimension
03:10:41
electromagnetism.
03:10:45
You're still hitting puberty a little.
03:10:48
I'll get there.
03:10:48
I just had a third testicle that's underneath the complete. Yep.
03:10:52
Comment right.
03:10:55
Yeah. Not really.
03:10:55
If you know of the multiverse theory, which is pretty interesting.
03:10:58
What he said is something to do with a theory.
03:10:59
Yo, thank you for replying.
03:11:01
I have no other the the circuit ism.
03:11:04
It doesn't show me an extra two after.
03:11:06
Yeah.
03:11:07
The guys are they have no clue what they're talking about.
03:11:09
That's the last one there.
03:11:10
There's no extra two options.
03:11:12
Oh then I don't know why it's telling me to ask.
03:11:15
I follow disclaimer was this we don't
03:11:19
say 3456789 1010.
03:11:24
Total.
03:11:26
Okay, I, I agree, we don't know what we're talking.
03:11:28
So what if you were to say what do you like this clip
03:11:31
I love this, this is a good this is another good looping clip.
03:11:34
I love this one.
03:11:35
This one got stuck when I was at work.
03:11:37
Half I mean, I wasn't actually working, but I was at work
03:11:39
and this was stuck in the background for about a half an hour.
03:11:42
New song, religious.
03:11:44
What if you knew science really well?
03:11:45
We're able
03:11:46
to take molecules from different things, create fish on your own by itself.
03:11:50
And then you.
03:11:51
Yeah, watched over
03:11:52
and took care of those fish and then helped guided them and fed them.
03:11:56
Guided. I think you said that right.
03:11:59
Oh well, you.
03:11:59
Oh, whoa.
03:12:00
My schooling
03:12:01
says at least make the clip longer so people know what you're talking about.
03:12:05
And he says what you're talking about.
03:12:08
Of course, while you are. Yeah.
03:12:12
So I of course had to reply.
03:12:14
The Almighty says, don't change the subject, just answer the fucking question.
03:12:20
And I have it for you at least.
03:12:22
And I have a few at least of my talking about.
03:12:24
For you also,
03:12:26
if you click that more, isn't there more in there?
03:12:29
No, I just see what's oh, never mind.
03:12:32
That's, this is on YouTube. Okay.
03:12:35
Go do like TikTok or so on TikTok.
03:12:39
And then, can I read another server?
03:12:41
I thought there was a different comment on YouTube.
03:12:43
Collect the life.
03:12:46
Okay, this one's for you.
03:12:50
This one's for you. Draw.
03:12:51
This is all you got.
03:12:52
It says Kenny Omega.
03:12:54
Best in the world or overrated. Oh, God.
03:12:56
I don't know who Kenny Omega is. No.
03:12:58
So, Jojo Sten Strum says this is the most.
03:13:04
I've never seen a Kenny Omega match ever before in my life.
03:13:06
Description of Kenny Omega.
03:13:09
And then JR 66
03:13:11
just said, you said to Mark, bro.
03:13:15
And now apparently that's obviously inside hilarity.
03:13:17
If you've actually ever seen Kenny Omega,
03:13:18
I have no idea what the fuck any of that means.
03:13:21
It's like it's it's it's scripted wrestler.
03:13:27
It's fake fights.
03:13:29
They're in a fake fight.
03:13:30
He's the best fake fighter
03:13:33
he can with all the woop to do's and lovely.
03:13:35
Yeah, right.
03:13:36
It's like what is what do you classify as the best fake fighter.
03:13:39
How do you
03:13:40
you know, you would classify it as like the person who has made the most money.
03:13:44
They just flip and die.
03:13:46
Fancy. Just kind of fancy. Yeah.
03:13:47
They just kind of flippity flop like it's fucking flippity flip flopping
03:13:51
like Jackie Chan in the movies.
03:13:52
All show no go.
03:13:53
Do you want to see somebody just brutally rip their heart out?
03:13:59
I see, I get it.
03:14:02
Do you got the chair comment?
03:14:04
Because he's been gone for a while.
03:14:05
I think he deserves it. Yeah.
03:14:09
I'll be right back.
03:14:10
I have to go find a new jibber jabber.
03:14:15
Jabber?
03:14:16
I found a new jabber.
03:14:19
Where was it?
03:14:20
Murder.
03:14:22
Oh, you can tell I removed one. Now.
03:14:24
There's a big black line on it.
03:14:26
Why remove it?
03:14:27
That's it. Well, we got replace twice.
03:14:30
We got it twice. I got to replace it.
03:14:31
Don't remove it. Replace it.
03:14:33
Why do people get so mad about grammar?
03:14:35
Well, that's pretty personal.
03:14:36
Oh my lord.
03:14:37
Oh, because it's okay.
03:14:40
There's a reason for it.
03:14:42
He's he's.
03:14:44
Syntax has a purpose.
03:14:46
It's a
03:14:48
throwback to people.
03:14:50
I'm going to reword it.
03:14:51
It's it's why people say.
03:14:55
Semantics are real.
03:15:01
What.
03:15:02
Know that right
03:15:04
than some of them.
03:15:06
Yeah, but.
03:15:08
So if somebody was saying.
03:15:11
It's hard for me to talk bad grammar when I want to.
03:15:14
It happens more organically.
03:15:15
If somebody says, put the fire off, put the fire off, put the fire off,
03:15:20
you're going to be like, I don't understand what he means
03:15:22
because he's ending with the preposition. He just deserves the burn.
03:15:25
Or would you think the message got across?
03:15:27
That's my point.
03:15:27
When it interferes with function, I think it's it's the form
03:15:31
or whatever that whatever the opposite of good is
03:15:35
rubbish, bad.
03:15:37
I would say bad rubbish was what I was looking for.
03:15:40
Rubbish was the number one answer.
03:15:42
DV, maybe we're not.
03:15:44
Yes, yes yes.
03:15:47
No no no.
03:15:49
Yeah. Pretty much it either.
03:15:51
Yeah.
03:15:52
So I don't I don't get it when semantics matter.
03:15:54
Sure.
03:15:55
When you're a publisher or you're writing a book
03:15:58
or you speak on TV for a living, this is not a living.
03:16:02
This does not count.
03:16:03
Hold on. Okay.
03:16:06
When do we get to the spinner?
03:16:07
We left the comment. Yeah, there's no more.
03:16:10
We did. We went through like we went to YouTube as well.
03:16:13
Yeah. Why did you leave a new comment?
03:16:15
No, I'm just saying you went to YouTube, man.
03:16:17
TikTok, We cleared them both. There was a lot of.
03:16:20
There was a lot of it was really.
03:16:22
There was only like there was 18
03:16:23
on that one thread of them all saying the same fucking thing back and forth.
03:16:27
Did you want to? We can double check.
03:16:28
No. I mean, do you need closure?
03:16:31
No, no, no. Continue. No. Continue,
03:16:33
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
03:16:35
Look at me.
03:16:38
That feels better,
03:16:41
I agree. Does it.
03:16:42
Does it feel better? Yeah.
03:16:45
Or does it feel like it?
03:16:47
I got to do the topic wrap before Gary Bales,
03:16:49
even though he has nothing else to do.
03:16:52
And I do have nothing else.
03:16:54
Why do some atheists obsess with debating believers?
03:16:58
Wow, this is weird. Yeah. How?
03:17:01
Okay, go. And what?
03:17:04
I'm sorry I read that. I read it in my own way.
03:17:05
It says, why are some atheists obsessed with debating believers?
03:17:08
It's a lot more simpler than I.
03:17:10
And, What? Oh, oh.
03:17:13
Why are some atheist obsessed?
03:17:17
Can I go?
03:17:18
Yeah. You just please.
03:17:20
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
03:17:21
Okay.
03:17:24
Doubtful. In Saint Louis.
03:17:26
Here's your answer.
03:17:29
If you believe a bunch of ridiculous nonsense
03:17:32
and you act on it, it could harm me if I believe
03:17:37
some ridiculous nonsense and it doesn't harm you.
03:17:42
Shut up. What do.
03:17:43
What was it? Wait.
03:17:44
What was the question?
03:17:48
Chicken.
03:17:50
No, I agree
03:17:52
with what you said, but it goes both ways.
03:17:55
Oh, oh, give a man a fish. You do.
03:17:58
You go.
03:17:58
Both die.
03:17:59
No. And that's it. There is no afterlife.
03:18:02
What you just said about if I live my life as a Christian
03:18:05
and it harms you in this real, physical, absolute life
03:18:08
right now, that is, that is negative, harmful and possibly evil.
03:18:11
But it goes both ways.
03:18:12
If there actually is a heaven and urinate this
03:18:14
and you drive somebody away from God and you ruin their afterlife,
03:18:17
couldn't there be hard on that?
03:18:18
I understand in your reality world with no proof.
03:18:21
It's actually ridiculous for me to say that. But. But what if.
03:18:23
Yeah, there could be harm in both sides.
03:18:26
So those wash. It's not a fair argument.
03:18:28
As a Christian, just like you say, without Christianity, you are you.
03:18:31
I will say yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not what you said.
03:18:34
Without Christianity, I promise you I won't blow up the world.
03:18:36
You know,
03:18:37
you'll have moral ethics for other reasons besides a magical person in the sky.
03:18:41
You said something that right
03:18:43
in the same respect, I will respect your earthly world.
03:18:47
I'm not going to sacrifice you to the volcanoes like they used to,
03:18:49
I don't think. I don't think you have to worry about that.
03:18:51
How how does a Christian affect your life nowadays?
03:18:56
I know there's influence in mediumship, but you personally,
03:18:59
how does that change your life?
03:19:02
Stem cell research.
03:19:04
They're actually physically blocking stem cell research.
03:19:09
Some of them are not for religious reasons.
03:19:13
I got into that earlier.
03:19:15
The moderates are allowing.
03:19:18
Oh, I'm sorry.
03:19:19
Okay.
03:19:19
So, okay, the radical extremists block stem cell research.
03:19:24
That's not going to get it done.
03:19:26
The moderates protect
03:19:28
the right of the radicals.
03:19:33
Are you following?
03:19:35
But they do it.
03:19:36
They do stem cell research. Somehow.
03:19:39
Oh, yeah.
03:19:40
Okay, so if you don't believe
03:19:42
that stem cell research is moral, then you can refuse treatment for yourself.
03:19:48
But I don't think you should be able to refuse treatment
03:19:51
for your children or anyone else.
03:19:54
That's all I'm saying.
03:19:56
Don't block stem cell research
03:19:59
because of your foolish nonsense
03:20:02
research, or like administering things like defuzing.
03:20:09
By lobbyists
03:20:10
who are simply cuckoo bananas.
03:20:14
Oh, it's kind of like, you know, what, what's the,
03:20:19
that concoction that the celebrities suck out?
03:20:22
Fetuses? What is that? What about mutilate?
03:20:25
Oh, yeah.
03:20:27
The North
03:20:29
know.
03:20:30
What is that? Damn it.
03:20:32
I don't know what the fuck you're talking like. The.
03:20:35
It's not plasma, but it's like the whatever.
03:20:37
Kind of like the conspiracy of, like the celebrities.
03:20:39
Like they always dreamed of.
03:20:42
Chrome Adrina Chrome. Yes, yes.
03:20:44
Thank you. It is.
03:20:45
All you had to do is say Illuminati. And you had.
03:20:47
I got you that.
03:20:48
Yeah. That's real though.
03:20:50
The dude, the rapper you just showed does that.
03:20:54
The the one with the long blond hair, the married, the weirdo.
03:20:58
Oh my God. With the. No. Yeah.
03:21:00
No. The other finger. No.
03:21:01
The long one. Hair fucking.
03:21:03
I know what you mean.
03:21:05
Yeah, I was gonna say jackrabbit, but I knew something like that.
03:21:07
Kelly,
03:21:09
machine gun Kelly.
03:21:10
Yeah.
03:21:10
He tells he, does the blood.
03:21:15
The baby blood.
03:21:16
Does he all.
03:21:17
But, dude, there's rich people that transfuse their entire blood
03:21:20
with younger people's blood.
03:21:21
That's not myth. They actually do that.
03:21:25
Blood clotting.
03:21:26
I don't think they're I mean, I don't I mean, if you if you let somebody else's
03:21:30
Christian beliefs block your living and being, I think that's kind of your fault.
03:21:34
I get where you're saying how it is actually harming man is its entirety.
03:21:38
The whole spark the you know, many for the what's that few of the many
03:21:42
the whatever your religious beliefs and your magic
03:21:45
and then the the needs of the basically the needs of the few.
03:21:48
So if your religious belief is stopping
03:21:50
the needs of the many, then I get what you're saying.
03:21:53
It's deeper than that.
03:21:54
It's it's affecting the way deeper than than.
03:21:57
No majority of the people
03:22:02
it lives their lives.
03:22:03
So if the majority of the people are living their lives based on lies,
03:22:09
how does it not affect you?
03:22:11
How could it not affect those lives have been to the betterment
03:22:14
say it bothers you a it bothers a major,
03:22:22
very minor.
03:22:24
Ryan's guess was placenta for adrina crow.
03:22:27
They they do eat the placenta. That is a common.
03:22:30
Oh, I thought that was the thing.
03:22:31
That's where the George Drummond George already do it.
03:22:33
Just because they're weirdos.
03:22:34
It was suggested to.
03:22:37
Nobody is correct to do that.
03:22:40
Ding ding ding ding ding.
03:22:41
We didn't do that.
03:22:43
Correct.
03:22:45
I also like to debate, is because
03:22:51
they're wrong and I'm right.
03:22:55
Allegedly.
03:22:57
But so if everything you're saying
03:22:59
and your beliefs are so wholeheartedly true, it's kind of an unfair fight.
03:23:02
Why don't you pick a fair fight?
03:23:04
Oh, because I lose sometimes.
03:23:06
Remember when I lost to the kid?
03:23:09
Do kids actually have religious beliefs or do they just inherit them?
03:23:13
You actually born into a religion?
03:23:15
That was my problem.
03:23:17
Yeah, like I had no, like, critical thing
03:23:20
my way out of a trap.
03:23:24
I like that's one of the controversy.
03:23:26
That's one way to look at it.
03:23:27
But you do understand that your parents and all their best interests love you
03:23:31
and did what they thought was best for me and I, and I respect them for it.
03:23:35
But, man, that's the trap.
03:23:39
That's the whole trap.
03:23:42
Yeah.
03:23:42
I mean, just this whole scenario that I'm fighting.
03:23:46
I found three types people, three types of people in my church.
03:23:51
Yeah.
03:23:51
What one were the ones that were special?
03:23:53
They were just. Yeah.
03:23:54
This special, you know. Okay.
03:23:57
Where are you?
03:23:58
We're not on YouTube, but I'm not going to say it.
03:24:00
Then you had the ones that were born into it.
03:24:02
Lifers.
03:24:04
You know, those fathers were, were ushers or the pastor.
03:24:07
Then they're the ones that did something horrible
03:24:10
and found them and found redemption.
03:24:12
Dude, those are the worst.
03:24:14
Yeah, well, are they?
03:24:16
I mean, do
03:24:18
I know this guy that I'll only hire, like, convicts because he's like,
03:24:21
I want to know what they did and I want to know they're better.
03:24:24
And he's thinking, he thinks that if they're innocent people in the world,
03:24:27
they just haven't either reached their bottom
03:24:29
or haven't been caught or whatever horrible thing they do.
03:24:32
Wow.
03:24:34
I mean, this is just this guy's thinking,
03:24:36
what about what I was talking bill on?
03:24:42
Yeah.
03:24:42
Well, do you guys have insider?
03:24:44
I said found redemption.
03:24:46
Who have you guys freedom fighters last I at redemption cider.
03:24:51
If you're of watching a viewer calling 15863 Randy Snyder, please call.
03:24:56
We'd love to hear.
03:24:58
Also visit the merch store.
03:25:01
Last chance to get the classic logos.
03:25:03
I'm going to change the embroidery.
03:25:04
It's going to be the new one,
03:25:05
which I did the new shift so it doesn't look like flattery.
03:25:09
That's why I look like it looks like Flashdance.
03:25:12
Now, is the 3D printer going?
03:25:15
Here's one for you.
03:25:16
Draw the rise and fall of
03:25:20
we kill it.
03:25:20
Or was it inevitable?
03:25:23
They bottom out.
03:25:26
It was inevitable.
03:25:26
You w was forgetting, they were funded by WWE,
03:25:31
WWF, and, Paul Heyman with Rob Van Dam and Sabu.
03:25:35
How about that cool new wrestler with the silver shiny glasses?
03:25:38
It's a new heel.
03:25:40
And he's he's actually ripping on the entire wrestling industry.
03:25:43
It's brilliant.
03:25:47
I don't know what he's called.
03:25:48
I tried to bring it up. I don't know what the wrestlers name is.
03:25:50
You know, I'm not a fan, so I don't know anything about wrestling.
03:25:54
You know, they wear shorts.
03:25:56
They sure do.
03:25:58
But I do know that you're a fan.
03:26:02
I've seen the show.
03:26:04
Where were you looking last? Spin.
03:26:06
The ethics of cloning.
03:26:10
Oh, Jesus. Yeah, that makes sense.
03:26:11
I love it, and I want to clone right way to Jesus Christ.
03:26:16
Do it.
03:26:17
I would do that if he could.
03:26:19
We are miracles.
03:26:20
And I can an army of of oily
03:26:24
Josh's would be awesome.
03:26:27
Ponder this under this.
03:26:29
What if you can do miracles and magic and even fly?
03:26:32
The only thing that's stopping you is the belief that you can't try.
03:26:36
I don't believe any roof
03:26:38
do or do not try. No.
03:26:41
I can't believe that at home.
03:26:42
That is why you failed for the clock.
03:26:45
Brady.
03:26:48
What club?
03:26:48
Just what you're saying.
03:26:50
That is why you failed.
03:26:52
I don't have that, I have this, I'll bring it.
03:26:55
Oh, I'll hold it up.
03:27:02
That is one big pile of shit.
03:27:08
Poop in a jug.
03:27:13
Why? Why, jug?
03:27:15
By the time you put it in there, it's actually a dirty water jug.
03:27:18
Is what that is.
03:27:21
So why?
03:27:22
That's what all those dirty. Why? No.
03:27:24
All right, before you ask.
03:27:25
No, I would not put that in my dishwasher.
03:27:28
I didn't get rid of all those bottles.
03:27:30
Yes, yes. She's lazy.
03:27:32
That's going to get washed.
03:27:33
It's not sentimental.
03:27:34
Twice and then thrown out.
03:27:37
Those are sentimental for sure.
03:27:39
This house has a septic issue
03:27:41
as supposed to.
03:27:42
That one once every four years.
03:27:44
That's understandable.
03:27:45
Then I get it and there's still some. She said it right there.
03:27:48
What else are you going to do?
03:27:49
Any house was a septic is an insult to.
03:27:53
So how else do you resolve this issue of bucket heavy flow?
03:27:57
That reminds me of the topic right?
03:27:59
It's got heavy, a bucket and a funnel with a bunch of plastic
03:28:02
bottles of it's really hard. Why do you need a funnel?
03:28:06
Oh, to put it for baby.
03:28:07
She doesn't need a funnel. Hold on. We're about to find out.
03:28:09
Oh, no no no no.
03:28:12
Oh my God, I take it outside.
03:28:14
An empty.
03:28:17
I've been at my neighbor's view.
03:28:18
It has been.
03:28:19
Oh, that I took the bucket out in the front yard.
03:28:22
Okay, tell me she said anything to me about it,
03:28:25
either.
03:28:32
This is this small bucket my mother used.
03:28:38
I'm going to throw up. Dude, I can't do it.
03:28:39
I really started, I really almost had a small blue bucket.
03:28:42
My mother stops before
03:28:45
when it's a bucket her mother used before she died.
03:28:47
It's a poop bucket.
03:28:49
Tick, dude. It's slosh.
03:28:51
That was it. Don't worry about it.
03:28:53
No, actually I doubt.
03:28:55
Okay. Now, is this this last year.
03:28:56
Last year you were cleared out.
03:28:58
She's eating two feet from all the poop.
03:29:01
You're. So.
03:29:02
Do you think I'm the definition of a hoarder?
03:29:04
There's the soup.
03:29:05
I've seen plumbers that eat shit. The smell
03:29:09
musty, musty odor.
03:29:10
I mean, like
03:29:12
a normal person would have got far away there.
03:29:14
Like, in the middle of work. I'm like, is that brain?
03:29:16
They just grab a sandwich. You need to take that.
03:29:19
That kind of gross environment has something to do.
03:29:20
The smell.
03:29:23
I guess so, because your nose will get used to almost any smell.
03:29:26
You have to tell me this because I.
03:29:28
You don't need. Some people would argue.
03:29:31
How do you not know that feces in the house is bad?
03:29:35
Some people may argue that we do.
03:29:37
If you know what that means, it must mean it's not buried
03:29:40
in bloody tampons just laying on the floor.
03:29:43
It's going to be hard.
03:29:44
Bloody give us some stuff.
03:29:48
And I, I'm going to go ahead and eat some of the contaminated food
03:29:51
and then the party's over because I have to get it.
03:29:54
Because when somebody goes on intervention,
03:29:57
they want to get high one last time.
03:30:01
Hugs for me tomorrow.
03:30:03
How is eating contaminated food?
03:30:05
I'll be right back.
03:30:06
I have to go find a new chapter. He gets high off of it.
03:30:08
I've been eating poop for 12 years.
03:30:11
I want to eat poop one last time.
03:30:14
The fuck is wrong?
03:30:15
This.
03:30:15
You're getting a high out of thinking that you've got fecal matter in your food.
03:30:20
It's my last. It's my last blaze of glory.
03:30:24
So this is the end of you pooping in a bucket.
03:30:29
Oh, no.
03:30:30
No, we go.
03:30:33
She wants one last shit in the bucket.
03:30:35
Oh, my lord, what did we just watch?
03:30:40
I don't know, Gary's down.
03:30:42
There is. No. I have no idea.
03:30:45
I don't think I've pissed off anybody today.
03:30:47
Bring it on.
03:30:49
I'm not scared of the Gary in any way.
03:30:53
Oh, yeah, you are.
03:30:55
I don't think anybody can argue that.
03:30:57
Yeah.
03:31:01
Yikes.
03:31:02
The kid to handle my own shit.
03:31:05
Oh, so come on, we're gonna be on.
03:31:08
I've heard that before.
03:31:12
Should I go wake up? Will
03:31:14
shirtless John Connor?
03:31:16
Definitely.
03:31:17
Come on, you guys do that.
03:31:18
Let me know how it works.
03:31:20
The great Michigan pizza funeral.
03:31:22
This is real.
03:31:24
He. What do you say?
03:31:26
Real story of the great Michigan.
03:31:29
This is real funeral. Yeah, true.
03:31:34
It's real.
03:31:36
Oh, we already.
03:31:37
Mr. Mario three was a man who immigrated from Yugoslavia to us in Michigan.
03:31:40
You know, dates where he began making pizzas for a living.
03:31:42
What began as a small business?
03:31:42
Oh, my God, up north.
03:31:45
And eventually, where he had a plant which produced about up north
03:31:48
and west of Michigan in the United States.
03:31:51
Oops. In for a living.
03:31:53
Oh, I hit the ball kind of crap in the living.
03:31:57
Mr.. Mom, are you busy?
03:32:00
Here you go.
03:32:00
Immigrated from Rijeka, Yugoslavia in in the United States?
03:32:05
Yeah. The guys.
03:32:06
I didn't hear it again.
03:32:07
Where the factory move in Michigan.
03:32:09
Rather one in the United States. Yeah.
03:32:12
And you know, to a cynic in Michigan, a cynic would make.
03:32:16
Never heard of it.
03:32:17
What began as a small business grew a rather large operation.
03:32:21
And that is a stock footage of pizza that I've actually seen
03:32:24
on the stock footage picture that is not his.
03:32:26
In 1973, the FDA FDA logo on botulism, a bacterial infection which can
03:32:33
are you like one of those caption
03:32:35
audio fonts for Britney decided to dispose of all the mushroom
03:32:38
and she walked through.
03:32:39
Okay, so what he just said is
03:32:42
the FDA had a recall for the mushrooms and its frozen pizzas.
03:32:45
He made frozen pizzas in the in the 60s, in the 70s, 60s and 70s in Michigan.
03:32:50
Did you did you know there was a frozen pizza company issued
03:32:53
a thousand pizzas in total, 44 simply throw away.
03:32:56
I was in an effort to show his pizza epidemic to promote his business.
03:33:00
At the same time,
03:33:01
the greedy decided to host a massive funeral for the contaminated pizzas
03:33:04
and dispose of the.
03:33:05
Sounds like it's great the frozen pizza epidemic.
03:33:09
Amen earned the pizzas. It didn't.
03:33:12
Oh, Rancho.
03:33:12
Sorry.
03:33:13
He decided to bury them in a mass grave.
03:33:17
Amen. And those are the words
03:33:20
himself.
03:33:21
It's my wife.
03:33:22
Eternal thing at quite an event, and reportedly hundreds of people attended.
03:33:24
This one included staff. The local residents was.
03:33:26
That makes everyone sound like Ben Shapiro.
03:33:29
No, wait, when I speed it up, he actually talks.
03:33:31
Normal pizzas, which were being served at the event
03:33:33
means other people's personal safety.
03:33:34
After the pizza, it sounds like Ben Shapiro.
03:33:37
That's brilliant though, as dude.
03:33:38
Okay, so listen, he's throwing pizzas away that apparently have botulism, mushrooms
03:33:42
or whatever.
03:33:43
And then right across he's like here, like a good boss.
03:33:46
Enjoy some of my pizzas.
03:33:48
Would you be like great.
03:33:49
He vouched for them, that they were safe.
03:33:51
No, I would be like, no, no, leave the rest of the.
03:33:57
The news is just hilarious for many reasons.
03:33:59
This man, for the FDA order to destroy contaminated food into a public event.
03:34:02
Those who would Ben Shapiro so
03:34:05
proud of the
03:34:05
photos of the event are both haunting and comical.
03:34:09
They have an eerie quality, no, which is best described
03:34:11
as documentation, is a kind of a work on dark humor
03:34:13
because it was work on weird, like mushroom cheese pizzas.
03:34:15
None of this was lost on the public or the press.
03:34:17
One of the newspapers I use as a source even describes
03:34:19
the pizzas as having been executed by the U.S government and the burial
03:34:21
as a mass grave.
03:34:21
The whole thing seems like it's played out with some kind of joke obligation.
03:34:23
It's always the government's fault.
03:34:25
I don't know 30 to $60,000 because.
03:34:27
Right, Bob, I know that range is quite large,
03:34:28
but all of my sources, I don't know anything about it.
03:34:31
He doesn't want any company who purchased mushroom from it,
03:34:33
doesn't really direct them from doing business in the future.
03:34:35
What makes this whole event even more insane
03:34:36
is that in the end, it was all for nothing.
03:34:37
They actually did their ruling on the contaminated what?
03:34:40
The test. So yeah, you're wrong.
03:34:43
Sorry about that.
03:34:43
Executed had a thing.
03:34:45
The tests have been they were none of these pizzas
03:34:47
which were executed had actually even been contaminated.
03:34:51
Papa Febreeze would continue to make frozen.
03:34:53
Where are they buried? They're probably still good.
03:34:57
I think that even though this was a publicity stunt.
03:34:59
Yeah. Let's go. John, do you run by the community?
03:35:02
It's local, actually.
03:35:03
Brothers Strong and Wright emphasized how appreciate it for Brian.
03:35:07
He was an a cynic.
03:35:09
He was an interesting man and definitely a good.
03:35:13
Okay,
03:35:15
so the FDA rescinded that, Oh.
03:35:19
What are your guys's feelings on the CDC?
03:35:22
Have you heard of that agency?
03:35:24
No, I don't know, man.
03:35:27
This craft, they make go discs.
03:35:31
Discus, disc golf, disc golf, color golf discs.
03:35:34
Yeah.
03:35:37
Discs.
03:35:38
Just discs. Say what?
03:35:41
AC, DC?
03:35:43
Yeah.
03:35:44
AC DC.
03:35:47
Exact. Do you.
03:35:48
Do you hear music?
03:35:48
I hear music, no, it's in your head.
03:35:51
Only, you know, somebody answer that phone.
03:35:54
Can you answer that?
03:35:55
Okay, I finished turn off the smoke alarm.
03:35:57
What about the CDC
03:36:00
now? I just saw virtual,
03:36:04
y'all.
03:36:04
That said, the CDC recommends something or another.
03:36:08
And you don't see.
03:36:09
Honestly, I never you know me.
03:36:12
I never,
03:36:15
that's OP, but,
03:36:18
I never heard of the CDC before the
03:36:22
global pandemic of coronavirus.
03:36:26
Did you guys heard about this, though?
03:36:28
No. This is, Yeah.
03:36:31
So, there was a scare. What to say?
03:36:33
What about this? There was cough.
03:36:37
People got like this SARS, like, cough.
03:36:40
Excuse me?
03:36:41
Chicken flu.
03:36:42
And and it was. I.
03:36:44
It was supposed to kill off like everyone, I don't know,
03:36:47
like 12% of the population or some crazy, like, 20.
03:36:52
I don't even know where it comes from.
03:36:54
Ended up being like 0.002% of the population.
03:36:59
But regardless, China this the CDC
03:37:02
announced that, we had to take these precautions.
03:37:06
And, you know, they called it social distancing,
03:37:10
but they meant physical distancing because social distancing
03:37:13
is the silent treatment, which is the whole damn conspiracy.
03:37:19
But, so the CDC, really got egg on its face.
03:37:24
The minute egg, egg
03:37:28
on its face the minute I found out it existed.
03:37:32
And so now if someone tells me
03:37:36
the CDC is declared anything I say, screw you.
03:37:40
I don't care for mishandling.
03:37:43
I never knew that.
03:37:45
I honestly, whatever, whatever that was that shut down
03:37:48
the economy, the global economy for two years.
03:37:53
It's, hard.
03:37:56
Hard-R retard. Welcome, people.
03:37:57
In this letter to medical examiner once formidable presence drug Covid19.
03:38:04
Everything. Saddle up my family saddle.
03:38:05
Let the Financial Times, the plaintiff lunch partner
03:38:09
arrange a change of you.
03:38:11
My genetic makeup over the last three quarters is an ideal irony.
03:38:15
The rendering restaurant I once I once was once
03:38:20
Bronson once was.
03:38:22
Was he?
03:38:23
Well, I can still threaten.
03:38:24
I want something want to sell. Had
03:38:28
been looking at some more of him against my lunch money.
03:38:31
Now run into my banking monitor is going to be here
03:38:34
every other cut my range but not normal fault.
03:38:37
I'm not going to marry the most varied and honest, well married, the most
03:38:43
almost harmless romantic legal styles to consider reasonable little basket
03:38:46
of triumphs over a life of struggle to maintain the planet glory.
03:38:50
Barring anything life and genetic alterations, not hunger.
03:38:53
Not now is not your temporary respite, but the downfall of a lot of that.
03:38:58
Now that leads from the novel all files of the missing currency
03:39:02
that I found in Wandering Flower.
03:39:06
I'll tell you, I think the once lonesome strange of married.
03:39:09
And when starting symptoms, I doubt a lot of myself to one of the three.
03:39:13
While Covid 19 on the front of
03:39:17
everybody need to buy that biological weapon in the routine,
03:39:20
an audience for other founded by the original train
03:39:24
is not that that needs assessment of our treatments.
03:39:28
And I mean, I noticed that
03:39:31
I weaken what resolute in the back end
03:39:34
a folding marital in of contagion
03:39:37
that continues even in my.
03:39:40
I don't mean to reinforce
03:39:42
a relapse. Am he's still here.
03:39:44
Oh my.
03:39:46
Oh, yeah, I got some.
03:39:48
But he says do not take that.
03:39:50
Do not take that shit on.
03:39:52
Do to take it.
03:39:54
He's safer than that shit.
03:39:56
He said he's safer than that shit.
03:39:58
I've got a squirrel inside the barn.
03:40:02
Yeah.
03:40:04
Yeah.
03:40:05
Where is it? It.
03:40:06
Can you catch it in for her?
03:40:08
It's.
03:40:09
You feed it, and then he threw it away.
03:40:12
I don't think you need any of this.
03:40:16
I mean, it could try.
03:40:18
Pull your dick and see what the.
03:40:20
Okay.
03:40:21
See if it'll scratch out your dick.
03:40:24
Okay.
03:40:25
See if it'll do the peanut butter trick.
03:40:33
I'm dropping these packs from the barbershop.
03:40:35
Look at these tracks.
03:40:36
Megalithic bars?
03:40:37
Yeah, my flow's too heavy for script.
03:40:39
Now y'all ain't ready. Knows what? Your brain.
03:40:41
Just a pile of stuff.
03:40:43
Both so small you can't tell I'm sticking my craftsman deep.
03:40:47
You change the style, but still sap chief.
03:40:49
Information overload.
03:40:50
Bootstrap. Pull up. This doesn't got you scared.
03:40:53
What up? Trip into the shadow controversy.
03:40:55
Shall I do it, bro? Can we get much higher?
03:40:57
Let's get this crowd up loud.
03:41:00
Now. Now.
03:41:04
Now lies hoes.
03:41:06
Alias. You're a drag.
03:41:07
This is glitch in your home I lie back from the stack up you creep.
03:41:11
Get rip. Kiss me.
03:41:12
Saying your space.
03:41:13
Say neck these balls.
03:41:14
My call for sick money I'm my mind.
03:41:16
Where your mind's on the break, man for nature's turn I'm never barred down.
03:41:21
Bardstown Road rising.
03:41:23
It's nice while you're the highway bum of the mighty superfluous haters.
03:41:27
Get all of that slap bustin fork.
03:41:29
But your hats all cap dirt on your name.
03:41:31
Pat back low shenanigans, choices.
03:41:34
No fools in the game 60 rocks.
03:41:37
Guys like me leave you paradox you
03:41:40
for none of the week we crashed out of black metaphysics.
03:41:44
Deep pull some only tight rope shout stomp.
03:41:47
When I step in the fight.
03:41:48
Call a stranger.
03:41:49
Conspiracy flap 1776 on the plan.
03:41:52
Here's the flat crash.
03:41:53
Your agency, your synthesis hit.
03:41:55
Bro. Your time ain't long or too strong.
03:41:58
Love it to crisp ambiguity partially you lost impetus
03:42:01
cause this flag has a lace and clean masturbation.
03:42:04
That's your daily routine.
03:42:06
Re up the game I dive into wisdom and know what my life strings deep
03:42:12
move.
03:42:12
Got your twisted dilemma.
03:42:14
Know love, tell me yours is dead.
03:42:15
Who fell ill I smoked a trap number school sell light bare metal to rock.
03:42:21
Set in my ways. But you're a person.
03:42:22
He thought I been in the chair over 50 minutes.
03:42:25
Roughly.
03:42:25
Anyway.
03:42:26
Yeah.
03:42:31
Saturnalia vibe.
03:42:33
I'm celebrating the win.
03:42:34
They took his spot. Now sauna kicks in.
03:42:36
They could show any faces they fight, but they choke.
03:42:38
Top it. Two heavy zombie.
03:42:40
Stay woke, go I stay. Catch you late.
03:42:42
Made like fate.
03:42:45
Who I is my name.
03:42:46
But I love when I creep. Amen.
03:42:48
Now this is all rubbish.
03:42:49
Pure air.
03:42:50
Elbow off the frame.
03:42:53
Oh. My.
03:43:15
Ryan says.
03:43:16
Hey, drawer.
03:43:16
Do you remember I Chang from the flame?
03:43:20
What did I say that right?
03:43:24
Hahahahaha!
03:43:25
I don't think you said that right.
03:43:26
Cho Chang Chang from the flame.
03:43:30
Chai Chang.
03:43:31
No, I feel I feel racist just saying it.
03:43:34
Haha. I do not.
03:43:37
But you don't know him or you don't feel racist.
03:43:39
No, I don't know anybody name Cho.
03:43:43
I know I think Ryan at some point Ryan
03:43:47
I think Ryan and Ryan was already there.
03:43:50
So where what?
03:43:53
That flame.
03:43:54
Oh, flame is something.
03:43:56
Yeah.
03:43:57
Is that when I, when I showed up, I always see it was already there.
03:44:01
Different squares with different.
03:44:02
I think this is before before the draw.
03:44:06
Oh at the flame
03:44:09
I that sounds like a gay bar.
03:44:10
Honestly, no, the business doesn't exist anymore.
03:44:13
So do you know who it is?
03:44:14
Or specially if it's the flame.
03:44:16
If it should be flame, not the. No, it was just more.
03:44:19
More flame cutting of a pandemic.
03:44:22
Yeah. Okay.
03:44:23
Well, it's like some kind of gear shop now, I don't know.
03:44:26
Or gear. It's called gear or something.
03:44:27
I dunno if it's a gear shop because it's just who knows what the fuck they do.
03:44:31
Fuck off. I know,
03:44:33
man, I you know how all these mothers have been treating their kids bad?
03:44:37
I have a four part, kid that treats as their mother bad, but I don't.
03:44:41
I don't think I want to watch.
03:44:42
It is a bad baby for partner.
03:44:44
How about there?
03:44:45
It's a four part kid that treats her mother.
03:44:47
What are you talking about?
03:44:49
But see, if I play it up there, the way they edit it, it ruins.
03:44:52
It cuts right to the chase.
03:44:54
See what the yellow thing says?
03:44:56
Police find dead mother daughter's garage.
03:44:59
So it kind of ruins the whole point.
03:45:01
But here we can watch the very beginning of the fire.
03:45:06
Fit in here.
03:45:06
I mean, do you think she'll fit in here?
03:45:09
Okay, so first of all,
03:45:10
we're not going to watch all four parts, but this is in Michigan.
03:45:14
All these weird things we've been watching the last two weeks
03:45:17
have all been in Michigan. Okay.
03:45:21
I believe this is in Warren or Roseville.
03:45:24
And it was a couple of years pretty equal.
03:45:27
It was a couple of years ago.
03:45:30
Let's say it was a slight notch
03:45:32
above when it comes to quality, but I will be home.
03:45:35
I have not watched all four parts, but the mother,
03:45:38
the adult mother, or the adult woman kills the mother
03:45:43
a long time ago lies to the police forever.
03:45:45
They keep coming over trying to figure out
03:45:47
the people that care about this woman are like, she hasn't been to craft
03:45:49
class or whatever, you know, where can we just talk to her?
03:45:52
The brother in law's like, can we just hear her voice?
03:45:54
And she's like, she's at the doctor right now.
03:45:56
And they finally gave up.
03:45:58
They got a warrant to search her house, and they're searching the house.
03:46:00
They're in the garage.
03:46:01
They find a bin, your regular typical sized bin,
03:46:04
and they ask, she can't fit in here.
03:46:06
Can't she?
03:46:07
Definitely. If you guys do that, let me know how.
03:46:11
She can fit in here.
03:46:13
I mean.
03:46:14
Oh, God, she's in there.
03:46:15
She's fucking in the bin.
03:46:18
So she cut her up
03:46:20
or fold or, what did you blurt out?
03:46:23
I'm just kidding.
03:46:24
Yeah, we're blurred out. She's in there.
03:46:27
Police department.
03:46:28
So police department wish.
03:46:31
So what is the question?
03:46:33
What do it's not written down.
03:46:36
And you all if to knock on my door like that.
03:46:38
There you guys don't. Good bye.
03:46:40
And she was here.
03:46:41
But she's going like the biohazard here yesterday for them.
03:46:45
Dude, this woman is just sitting here saying,
03:46:47
well, she was here and I don't know where she is now.
03:46:49
And her the neighbor takes care of her, too, so maybe.
03:46:51
Maybe she took her.
03:46:53
This woman chopped up her mother, like, days or hours ago.
03:46:57
She thinks she can put in the regular garbage that should go in the biohazard.
03:47:01
Total rubbish.
03:47:03
Yep. That rubbish. Rubbish. Okay. Yeah.
03:47:05
I mean, I feel better that I shorten that now.
03:47:08
Yeah. Like I can live on. Yeah.
03:47:14
I all right, I mean, through all my stuff.
03:47:17
What's a pretty important part.
03:47:19
You said the last bit was the last bit.
03:47:22
Yeah.
03:47:23
But when we're out of stuff, I'm going back to the swim.
03:47:25
Oh, I can find.
03:47:29
Does quantum mechanics prove free will I believe draw mentioned that earlier.
03:47:32
I think it does.
03:47:34
Does it? No.
03:47:35
So that will you said that it was unexplainable
03:47:39
beyond our laws here.
03:47:43
Okay.
03:47:44
So free will here.
03:47:46
Here's where it help.
03:47:48
I hate that they put do you charge will.
03:47:49
Will is free right.
03:47:50
Because I don't like the free okay. What do you do.
03:47:53
Well mechanics prove will.
03:47:58
You're okay.
03:47:59
You're just gonna argue? Influence?
03:48:01
No, will is free. Agreed.
03:48:03
Will you drive down the road? Right.
03:48:05
You can't. Will what you will. That's the problem.
03:48:09
Can will ask them.
03:48:12
Will can't will what he wills.
03:48:14
I think that's that's the whole problem.
03:48:16
You don't choose.
03:48:17
You would will will if would will would will will will.
03:48:21
Well if would I will will will if will will will
03:48:25
how many wills will will will okay.
03:48:28
We have a strong illusion of free will.
03:48:30
And it is important that we think we are, acting agents.
03:48:35
Like we could have done different, but since there
03:48:40
you dude pick a simple, yes
03:48:43
or no offer on left or right decision that you can make right now.
03:48:47
And we can watch. To me, that proves.
03:48:50
I mean, are you saying that
03:48:51
because there's no other possible outcome after the outcome
03:48:54
that there was no choice? That's. No, no, no, not after
03:48:58
before.
03:48:59
So you're saying predetermined ism exists again?
03:49:02
You're going all the way back to determinism.
03:49:05
I don't know why the pre is in there.
03:49:07
So you're saying that you holding that can is all an effect.
03:49:11
You're having a problem with the free part.
03:49:13
I'm having a problem with the free part.
03:49:17
I'm just saying that I'm watching choice happen.
03:49:20
And you're saying it does not exist.
03:49:24
I'm saying the illusion exists, right?
03:49:28
And it's a pollution
03:49:30
because it's not.
03:49:31
Who could you not have just picked that up with your other hand?
03:49:35
I did, you did so.
03:49:42
That happened okay.
03:49:45
And before it happened, it was going to happen.
03:49:49
Was it until you
03:49:51
I mean, it wasn't.
03:50:00
Right.
03:50:01
I'm saying all of that.
03:50:04
I believe in systems, mechanics, sensors,
03:50:08
input and output, all of that.
03:50:12
There is a there is a variable mechanism in there.
03:50:15
I don't know I don't care who's driving it, but there is a variable mechanism.
03:50:18
Billions of them.
03:50:19
In fact, with all the processes in your body.
03:50:23
Yes. With some of them have water past I would agree.
03:50:26
Some of them are like drawn by gravity and there's no other choice.
03:50:29
They will always go other ones have a call it consciousness,
03:50:34
call it awareness, call it whatever you want.
03:50:35
But there's a sensor signal that can change the outcome,
03:50:39
not even just one way or the other, but many outcomes.
03:50:44
What I don't understand why we even have
03:50:46
that concept or that philosophical point.
03:50:49
If everything is predetermined and everything else is just an illusion of choice,
03:50:55
all you're doing is saying
03:50:57
because after the fact, because after the sensors have all triggered and all the
03:51:01
the points of all the variables
03:51:02
have been aligned, they call it configuration or set
03:51:06
that because now that is true and has happened now
03:51:10
that's the only way it ever would have happened is nonsense.
03:51:14
Yes, it's the only way that has happened.
03:51:16
But it's not the only way that could have happened.
03:51:19
Those are two different things.
03:51:20
And that's where the choice happens.
03:51:25
No, no, no.
03:51:28
Okay, I guess I'm wrong.
03:51:31
You're welcome.
03:51:33
I'm glad I was able to clear that up for you.
03:51:38
No, no, free will is an illusion.
03:51:40
And I'll tell you why.
03:51:42
Either things happen
03:51:45
because of determined
03:51:48
circumstances that led up to it, or random chance.
03:51:54
If it's random chance,
03:51:56
then of course it's not free will.
03:52:00
If it was determined by outside factors,
03:52:04
then it of course was not free will.
03:52:07
If those are the only two options,
03:52:10
free will is not an option.
03:52:18
Oh. Boop.
03:52:24
I'm not that Boop.
03:52:25
By the way,
03:52:27
I do.
03:52:29
Well, if I choose not to do anything, say anything, or push me buttons.
03:52:32
Let's see what happens.
03:52:34
All right.
03:52:38
Nothing happens.
03:52:41
Exists.
03:52:42
Bullcrap.
03:52:44
Swish swish swish swish swish swish.
03:52:48
Great.
03:52:50
Up until now, it's not switched.
03:52:52
Swish did not eat on camera, but now I'm rudely eating right into the mic.
03:52:56
You went two months without any on camera,
03:53:01
but you were eating.
03:53:01
When I join the podcast 20 minutes early, I want to tell you now.
03:53:06
Yeah, I made a choice to eat
03:53:10
and I don't want in a different way.
03:53:12
No, I did not want to make that choice.
03:53:14
I made a choice. Anti.
03:53:16
Oh, against your will.
03:53:20
Oh that's awesome.
03:53:22
So this son of a bitch.
03:53:23
How could I have done that?
03:53:24
I have now proven that you can make a choice with or without you.
03:53:29
You without yourself.
03:53:32
Yeah, yeah, I did it.
03:53:33
I did it against myself. So?
03:53:36
So that proves against everything you just said.
03:53:39
Literally. Hang on. I got a button for that.
03:53:42
Now it takes a second.
03:53:44
You got to wait for.
03:53:48
Everything a guy just says.
03:53:49
Bullshit. Thank you.
03:53:53
Is a short little me on
03:53:56
you you you you you you you you you
03:54:01
oh, you I save like, Did you buy that nice look like it's purchased.
03:54:07
Oh, never mind.
03:54:07
It doesn't anymore.
03:54:08
Oh, then we don't care about that one.
03:54:10
Yeah.
03:54:11
Come on, look at that thing.
03:54:14
It's shiny.
03:54:15
Yeah.
03:54:17
We're shiny.
03:54:18
We've got something sitting here
03:54:19
that basically there's going to be this day
03:54:21
that we stand before God and we're going to pull out this spiritual resume,
03:54:25
and we're going to hold it up, and we're going to be God.
03:54:27
Here's a list of all of my accomplishments.
03:54:30
And you're like, you know, I went to I went to life group my whole life.
03:54:34
I went to church.
03:54:35
I was at church on spring break. Time change Sunday.
03:54:38
Like you're going to put that in there?
03:54:40
I volunteered with preschool.
03:54:42
That has to count for something.
03:54:44
His voice never drive over the speed limit.
03:54:46
You know all of that.
03:54:47
We're listing all that because in our minds, we're going to stand before God.
03:54:50
You know,
03:54:50
we're going to present our resume, and God's going to be like, okay,
03:54:53
this one's a loud talker, not a high flier.
03:54:55
This one's in, this one's not.
03:54:58
And what Paul is going to show us today
03:55:00
is that on the spiritual plane,
03:55:03
it's not about how good you are in the flesh.
03:55:07
It's not about your why not your resume.
03:55:11
It's not about having the perfect record
03:55:13
and listing all of your spiritual accomplishments.
03:55:16
But at the end, if you don't have a relationship with Jesus Christ, Paul,
03:55:20
what the hell?
03:55:20
Yeah, it's all rubbish.
03:55:24
Then it doesn't really matter that you just get the bad.
03:55:28
You are the. That's what it looks.
03:55:29
The thing that matters free time
03:55:31
is, you know, you go skiing and you tag on to be cool.
03:55:34
He did it for his hospital stay, love.
03:55:37
Rubbish.
03:55:38
That chick is.
03:55:39
I've always thought that, you know,
03:55:41
it's like I'm a good person when I get to heaven.
03:55:43
Or if I get to heaven, if there is a heaven,
03:55:46
it would be like, okay, I think you were a good person.
03:55:48
Come on in.
03:55:49
There's a special place for good people or all people are good.
03:55:52
No, it's just like, just. You weren't an asshole.
03:55:56
You weren't a complete piece of shit.
03:55:58
What about the ones that asked for all the forgiveness
03:56:00
of all their sins on their deathbed? But they were ashamed.
03:56:03
If you were to believe in anything,
03:56:05
if you were to believe in anything, what did you believe in?
03:56:08
An afterlife or reincarnation?
03:56:10
You can.
03:56:11
Oh. Oh, shit.
03:56:13
The rules. So creepy.
03:56:14
Yeah. Like after,
03:56:17
you know.
03:56:18
But now you see a regular thing.
03:56:21
Well, obviously, if those are the only two choices and I'm
03:56:24
capable of doing that, one of us, one of the three of us, isn't.
03:56:27
I would pick, the heaven or hell.
03:56:30
I would even gamble. I'd roll the dice on heaven and hell.
03:56:32
Yeah. Look the same way.
03:56:33
Consider.
03:56:34
Yeah, because I could lose, but I could win
03:56:37
no eternity of this fictional show.
03:56:40
Let's just hypothetically say they are like, would you rather whatever.
03:56:43
But with the reincarnation, I'm guaranteed to come back and do this again.
03:56:47
It may be better, may be worse, depending,
03:56:48
you know, like, I have to earn my way to a better life.
03:56:50
That seems like work a long time.
03:56:52
That's like probation. Choose me.
03:56:56
You sure that has to be like probation?
03:56:59
I'd rather just.
03:56:59
Game on, serve my time, get back.
03:57:02
Get on with my life.
03:57:03
Because, I mean, I think I'm just.
03:57:04
See, this is unless your fingers.
03:57:08
Oh, this shiny thing that you're holding in it.
03:57:10
Yeah, I see that.
03:57:13
Right. Cool.
03:57:14
It's right.
03:57:14
I think most, in most, most incarnations, one man's rubbish being lies.
03:57:19
Another man's rubbish.
03:57:21
Got this from the junkyard,
03:57:25
then that, then they found that.
03:57:28
Oh, dude, it's a fucking leaf spring.
03:57:30
Don't you watch the show?
03:57:33
What are you doing at the junkyard?
03:57:35
I was Leaf Springs grinder.
03:57:37
I'll show you my angle grinder.
03:57:39
You know how much money you save by cutting it off yourself?
03:57:44
I'm surprised they still let people do that.
03:57:45
That sounds like a liability nightmare.
03:57:47
You probably sign a waiver because you have to sign a waiver.
03:57:51
Why are you so hard? Well, we'll.
03:57:53
You use the cut off. We'll.
03:57:56
I thought you going to say soft.
03:57:57
We'll play.
03:58:00
You're finally going to watch him cut his finger flatter.
03:58:02
I've told him all this letter across the front face.
03:58:06
Will you remove it?
03:58:07
A lot of at all.
03:58:08
The little, You removed a lot of metal.
03:58:11
We got shiny with a lot of metal.
03:58:14
No, I'm not with metal now.
03:58:16
I'm just trying to.
03:58:17
To be honest with all those guys,
03:58:19
with all those pits in there, you're going to have to remove a lot of metal,
03:58:23
right? Yeah.
03:58:25
You want screw you both.
03:58:28
Okay.
03:58:29
That looks good though.
03:58:32
Now, for the sake of Roman determinism says you're hollow them.
03:58:36
Oh. All right,
03:58:38
we got plenty.
03:58:40
Determinism implies that you say screw you both.
03:58:43
That we are determined to get screwed by you.
03:58:45
Yeah, I can prove that. I can prove that there is Will.
03:58:47
Because I will kill you before you screw me, Gary.
03:58:50
Good as well.
03:58:51
Because he can go inside and go.
03:58:53
Hey. Well, with or without that.
03:58:57
Which way do you cut people with it?
03:59:00
The stabbing way is the better way.
03:59:02
I like it the other way.
03:59:02
This is the.
03:59:03
This is like the other way.
03:59:05
I like it the other way. Oh, you. Oh, you want to kill her?
03:59:07
Yeah.
03:59:07
No, I just shook with this.
03:59:09
Really? Yeah.
03:59:11
That's really right there.
03:59:13
That reminds me of a Russian. Like.
03:59:15
That's fine. Just put a just have the. Yeah.
03:59:17
Have the just to make a hell of a point on there that way.
03:59:20
Just in case you swing it the other way.
03:59:21
You can at least like stabby stabby.
03:59:23
You guys ever see the Sylvester Stallone
03:59:25
movie Cobra when he hangs a guy on a hook like that?
03:59:29
No, it's a it's hooky.
03:59:32
He's got to, you know, those meat hooks with the piece of wood that you hold on to
03:59:34
and it comes out your middle? There's this one hook.
03:59:37
No, he has two of those, and he picks the guy up and hangs them on a hook.
03:59:40
That's in the in the, it's a it's gruesome.
03:59:42
It's awesome. I can't believe you guys. Oh, yeah. The picture of,
03:59:47
Bale's as he's doing that.
03:59:48
As he's doing that.
03:59:49
The bad guys going pig.
03:59:50
He's still calling the cop a pig.
03:59:53
And so then I think that's the funny part.
03:59:54
He hangs them on a hook like a like a pig.
03:59:57
Like a pig?
03:59:59
That's very inappropriate.
04:00:00
Do you have the footage of that?
04:00:02
It was awesome. Just like retarded commercials.
04:00:04
It was awesome in the 80s. You know what? I should find the footage for that.
04:00:06
It's amazing.
04:00:07
I like I could watch other commercial.
04:00:12
It's going to be quiet while I do a little something else up.
04:00:15
I'm just like, the girl with the gag reflex.
04:00:20
Which one is that?
04:00:21
Wait, wait.
04:00:22
I've been waiting for this all show, and now I can finally play it.
04:00:28
Where'd it go?
04:00:29
Dude, my all that's coming up is Sandy hook.
04:00:31
Here's what that is.
04:00:34
False flag.
04:00:36
What happened?
04:00:38
What happened?
04:00:40
Oh, there it is.
04:00:41
What a fuck.
04:00:41
Starts a conversation like that?
04:00:45
Show. Oh!
04:00:50
God damn it. He's
04:00:54
nothing but fucking Sandy hook comes up.
04:00:57
I can't believe this is so perfect.
04:00:59
We don't want to show that we're all the way through loud.
04:01:01
I know it's it's killing on any search results,
04:01:05
trying to put other qualifiers in there, and it's just it's bastard.
04:01:09
And I was like, everything.
04:01:12
First of all, the guy's name was the Night Slasher.
04:01:15
That's ridiculous.
04:01:16
Right? Oh.
04:01:27
Next up is a heel test that serves a kill.
04:01:30
How to kill it.
04:01:30
Oh, you just got hung on the hook, Gary.
04:01:33
All right, come on, let's go.
04:01:35
Oh! Oh, he picked him up with his knife
04:01:40
on him on a hook.
04:01:42
Oh oh.
04:01:46
Oh, oh.
04:01:49
He goes into the fire.
04:01:51
You know, you get rid of rubbish.
04:01:58
Yeah, you can burn it.
04:02:05
Awesome 80s movies.
04:02:12
Yeah, it's pretty much it.
04:02:14
Yeah. I'm surprised he hasn't said it.
04:02:16
I think I've been in the chair every 15 minutes.
04:02:18
We have. No, we have no aftershow.
04:02:20
We got we went through everything as above, so below.
04:02:24
My favorite part of last week's show is when Bob said,
04:02:27
I've got COPD.
04:02:31
Yeah.
04:02:37
It's the Brady and Joshua Brady and George
04:02:41
Geary as above and so below.
04:02:44
They call me so blows Brady.
04:02:46
And for sure we're doing it our way.
04:02:50
We're gonna make it make our dreams come true Brady
04:02:54
and your show it's Brady and Raw.
04:02:57
It's their show now Brady draw.
04:03:08
It it's funny
04:03:08
because I think we we may be tapped on content but
04:03:11
I kind of in my head wanted to get back to like an old school
04:03:15
Illinois show.
04:03:18
Wrong. Correct.
04:03:19
All right.
04:03:20
Finally I was I did say Indiana, and I meant to say Illinois, and I was wrong.
04:03:25
You were right. Brady apologizes.
04:03:28
We got a button as far.
04:03:32
Do you freak out the clay?
04:03:33
Because they dare to say I love Clay.
04:03:37
We played that already.
04:03:38
I was, I was wrong, I apologize
04:03:42
as the first and most recent guest on The Brady Indoor Show.
04:03:47
I would just like to say for the record, the monologue today was terrible.
04:03:53
What monologue?
04:03:55
I know precisely that was the problem.
04:03:58
Yeah, I see the same recycle.
04:04:01
Oh no, we suck again.
04:04:05
We're we're 94 shows in.
04:04:08
Are we still allowed to suck?
04:04:11
Yes. It's part of the charm.
04:04:13
I told you so. After 100, then we have to be good.
04:04:16
Yeah, okay.
04:04:17
The fuck ups and sucking is the star of the show.
04:04:19
We have a few more. Yeah.
04:04:21
Without that, what else do we have?
04:04:23
Nothing.
04:04:24
Oh, but I saw Joe.
04:04:26
Oh, he's not six, six six show.
04:04:29
He was dressed in a tuxedo.
04:04:31
His guest was dressed as, Lex Friedman.
04:04:36
And it was this week.
04:04:37
It just came out.
04:04:39
And, it was a pretty good podcast, really.
04:04:42
But it was his first guest.
04:04:44
Rogan.
04:04:45
And it was number six, six, six.
04:04:48
Interesting. It was the Joe Rogan.
04:04:51
It wasn't even the Joe Rogan Experience is some good is Family Hour or some crap?
04:04:55
No, it would have had to be the.
04:04:58
No it was,
04:05:00
it was 666 is Duncan Trussell Duncan Trussell was the guy.
04:05:05
Don't get Trussell family hour.
04:05:08
Yeah.
04:05:11
And they wore astronaut suits
04:05:14
or no. Did they.
04:05:15
Because they were wearing, black suits.
04:05:19
It was like a black tie event.
04:05:21
I watched the last I watched Antonio Brown.
04:05:24
It was six six, six.
04:05:27
Yeah.
04:05:27
Antonio Brown,
04:05:30
the wide receiver.
04:05:33
Was an eye and say to the
04:05:35
the number one fantasy football player for like ten straight years.
04:05:41
Oh so you saw this Instagram clip from two days ago.
04:05:44
See I'm a good searcher. I fucking found it.
04:05:46
You found it. Okay.
04:05:49
There's no. Yeah, I'm not that good.
04:05:50
You need something that I can link basically to with the.
04:05:56
Yeah Duncan Trussell Satan.
04:05:58
In this case, he looked fake. Yeah.
04:05:59
Actually, the weight that humans lift
04:06:03
to become no stronger by resistance.
04:06:06
It's.
04:06:06
You resist Satan resistance.
04:06:08
It's a resistance workout.
04:06:10
Except it's an ethical resistance workout.
04:06:12
It's that fast resistance.
04:06:16
So what they're doing with AI,
04:06:18
this agitation that the antagonist antagonist network.
04:06:22
What how does it work.
04:06:27
Yeah I don't know okay.
04:06:29
Yeah.
04:06:30
Why do they understand it.
04:06:31
Show clip longer clip with more context.
04:06:34
What the fuck. It's like play monkey.
04:06:36
It's like they show us just a snippet so that they wanted to go to the whole show.
04:06:40
How's that? That's weird how that works.
04:06:43
I get am my getting on my nerves a little bit
04:06:45
because he keeps recycling the same.
04:06:47
Like, I don't know, it's it's just reaction.
04:06:49
It's always the same shit.
04:06:50
It's just like, oh, I did a we found monkeys on speed on Mars.
04:06:55
You'd be like, whoa, what's this thing?
04:06:58
He goes, whoa!
04:07:00
And then sometimes he goes, he goes, Keanu Reeves.
04:07:07
It's like, oh yeah.
04:07:10
Like, yes.
04:07:11
Take a deep breath.
04:07:11
Like he can't, like, do you really want to put that thread where.
04:07:17
Yeah.
04:07:17
And then do one that he does.
04:07:19
That kind of pisses me off.
04:07:21
God damn it.
04:07:23
Okay.
04:07:23
If you want to destroy my sweater.
04:07:27
Whoa whoa whoa.
04:07:29
All this.
04:07:30
You believe that they found that on Mars?
04:07:32
Like, what's that red dot on your sweater?
04:07:36
A dot
04:07:38
you do?
04:07:40
I think I say below, above your head.
04:07:41
Above as above.
04:07:42
So below your head.
04:07:47
As above your head.
04:07:47
So below those words.
04:07:51
I love, I love drunk, drunk, drunk.
04:07:53
Too much better than me getting drunk.
04:07:55
Yeah, I think you know what I've was
04:07:58
I needed and I had to open a beer.
04:08:01
You talking about the pledge? Rammstein.
04:08:03
The neon sign that we talked about for about a half an hour.
04:08:05
He he. Oh, no. Did you did you turn it on and off during the show?
04:08:08
That was before the show.
04:08:10
On on the on his heaters.
04:08:12
Yeah, on and off.
04:08:13
On and before and after show. Yeah.
04:08:16
Turn on the light so you can't read it at all.
04:08:18
Amazing. That cool. Oh,
04:08:22
is. Is that what you were talking about?
04:08:24
The sign behind him.
04:08:27
Oh, okay.
04:08:28
The Boba Fett Hot Wheels.
04:08:33
There's another there's an old flatulence,
04:08:35
and then there's a new flatulence, and then there's an electrical.
04:08:38
What is that called? A Tesla coil?
04:08:41
Yeah, that's the coil.
04:08:44
Hey, I pointed at the right side.
04:08:45
Is that like Tesla's coil?
04:08:48
I can't think of the Boba Fett mask. That's not him.
04:08:50
That's the new Star Wars bad guy.
04:08:52
I can't,
04:08:53
do a vocal fit.
04:08:56
It's officially Tuesday.
04:08:58
It's a church day.
04:09:02
Apparently, it's day to day.
04:09:04
This. Oh, my God,
04:09:06
I don't know how to do.
04:09:10
Each other.
04:09:10
Like, do I follow the.
04:09:14
What are we doing?
04:09:19
What?
04:09:20
Making a beautiful video,
04:09:23
you know. Oh, shit.
04:09:25
Oh. Ouch!
04:09:31
Yucky.
04:09:32
Oh! Throw up.
04:09:35
Really?
04:09:36
The shit that you throw with the heads.
04:09:38
Yeah, yeah. That's right.
04:09:40
We were we were you might. Yeah.
04:09:42
Why did I tell you? What the fuck? Yeah.
04:09:45
Great. Hooker. Bad.
04:09:47
There was only two possibilities of stuff, you know, artsy fartsy with this shit.
04:09:50
The show totally untouchable. It feels.
04:09:52
Oh, my God, what is that?
04:09:54
The reason that was all that is that is all.
04:09:57
Tattoo. A body suspension is a ritual. What?
04:10:00
Find your body.
04:10:01
Where you trying to cross ball?
04:10:03
Is that blackface? It's something.
04:10:05
It's a do. Technically, I have no idea.
04:10:07
Yeah, those eyeball tattoos are not untouchable like other feels.
04:10:13
It will never work.
04:10:14
It's got to be shorter word for that.
04:10:15
Healthy cannot do that.
04:10:17
And you maybe think there are people concerned for this or some people.
04:10:20
It's like the pain.
04:10:21
But I can tell you this, it's all bullshit.
04:10:23
This is all not what suspensions are about.
04:10:27
Opens the mind.
04:10:28
It it's brings you to another level of thinking, another level of consciousness.
04:10:33
And it helps you with all kinds of things in your daily life.
04:10:36
To let go helps you with all kinds of things.
04:10:38
The problems.
04:10:40
Want to get a clear head again?
04:10:43
I you know, I agree.
04:10:44
Have you?
04:10:45
If you've ever hurt
04:10:47
like, any little problems in your life
04:10:50
don't really matter as though you're getting a tooth pulled in your ear.
04:10:54
As well.
04:10:55
The is, like, not quite strong enough.
04:10:57
Scary. Nothing else matters or something.
04:10:59
What they don't know or what you will find spirituality at that moment
04:11:03
if you like.
04:11:04
If you if you slam your finger in a car door.
04:11:08
Very like that hurts.
04:11:10
But if someone takes a sledgehammer to your shin,
04:11:12
your finger doesn't hurt anymore, you know? Yeah.
04:11:15
Thank God for that sledge hammer, you know?
04:11:18
And you know, they're talking about it.
04:11:20
Remind me to never ask you to take me to the doctor.
04:11:23
Is that you believe?
04:11:25
Oh, you know, they. I've heard it.
04:11:27
They'll make that stuff.
04:11:28
Heard a dentist know when they shoot you to know we came
04:11:32
then like their fear was the sound gives them pain,
04:11:38
a sensation of pain that they can't actually feel.
04:11:41
So they go in with a second over game shot.
04:11:44
But they don't give it to you, but tell you
04:11:46
they're shooting you with more and overcame
04:11:48
and you don't feel it anymore because placebo effect, it works
04:11:53
might be rubbish, but it works.
04:11:56
They did that to me seven times.
04:11:58
When I got my tooth, I finally said and it was a woman
04:12:01
I totally blame was a woman.
04:12:02
A man would have just ripped
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that tooth out of my fucking face and not given to shits about me.
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She said, I'm so sorry about 20 times.
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I finally with like a dried tier one going down my ass.
04:12:14
I said just fucking rip it out.
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And she said, oh, she's a woman.
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She was also weak, I think.
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I hate to say this, but I remember just go anywhere.
04:12:24
I remember my head going over there.
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Oh, I don't know. I'm there. I don't know.
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And I'm like the other.
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The assistant had to hold my head still.
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They were like, I swear her were up on the chair.
04:12:35
I don't think the woman in the situation was you.
04:12:40
I mean, reverse that.
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That works to.
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Cause it's not her strength.
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It was your your strength.
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Now to pull against her.
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I was all numbed up.
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I didn't I mean, I definitely did.
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I didn't know no women.
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She just kept stopping halfway through.
04:13:02
And then she's like, let's shoot it up again.
04:13:04
And now I think she's like,
04:13:05
I know you're saying she was lying to me, just giving me a placebo.
04:13:08
She was.
04:13:08
And I said, I finally admitted.
04:13:10
I said, listen, I smoke a lot of weed and I've heard that effect.
04:13:13
She's like, oh yeah, it may, you may be, yeah, that must be your tower.
04:13:16
You may be more tolerant.
04:13:17
Yeah.
04:13:18
So she, I was like, oh, I keep giving up her out.
04:13:21
At that point I was like, you know what?
04:13:22
The shots, it's so sore.
04:13:24
It feels it felt like she was giving me shots
04:13:25
to my jawbone, like it was getting so deep.
04:13:27
And so I was going too deep. You know what she was doing?
04:13:30
I said, just give me the shots. Pull the fucking tooth.
04:13:33
She was getting some of the meat, but I got all I need.
04:13:36
I need another one, I need another one.
04:13:38
My dental plan is work and I'm just going to pull them all out.
04:13:40
Time out.
04:13:41
No gummy. It's why my teeth are separated.
04:13:44
When you pull your back tooth out, all your teeth separate.
04:13:47
Oh, I don't know that.
04:13:49
Really?
04:13:50
Yeah. So, so very.
04:13:53
There you go.
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I hit that, I'll show up.
04:13:56
Yeah. The more you know.
04:13:59
Oh, well, that's all I got, guys.
04:14:01
Thanks for the show.
04:14:03
Do apps listen to your conversations?
04:14:05
You're you don't dismiss this show.
04:14:09
I don't know that you.
04:14:11
Oh, I just shut it off.
04:14:13
I know you, I mean, you you showed up to this show.
04:14:17
I, Gary, you,
04:14:20
our long time listener, last week, the show was great.
04:14:24
The, the bottom square was, this guy in a mask sucks.
04:14:30
You should.
04:14:31
I put on a mask?
04:14:32
I've got a welder mask.
04:14:35
I think he's trying to hide his identity, and I kind of.
04:14:37
Rick, I wish I would have done that from the start.
04:14:39
It's not a bad idea.
04:14:40
Do you want to get mask, too? We can start over.
04:14:44
I don't think you can.
04:14:46
No, you can start over.
04:14:48
It's very critical to never.
04:14:49
I've seen the spot cover somebody's face at 100.
04:14:52
We'll start at one and we'll call it a new show.
04:14:55
Like, I realize I covered Dave's face for Modern Face for most of the time,
04:15:00
except for, you know, a brief time that he was all
04:15:04
that really wasn't wasn't my fault. But
04:15:07
that tiny reveal, my point is, is once
04:15:09
you see somebody's face, it's kind of hard to unsee their face or unrecorded.
04:15:13
Right?
04:15:13
So I could edit all the videos and add a mask, I suppose.
04:15:18
I don't really care that much.
04:15:20
I'm glad I started from the very beginning with, hi,
04:15:23
I'm Gary and I ended with As Above, so Below.
04:15:26
I love that that is still how I end and begin.
04:15:32
Do you know that like 80% of the world thinks that you're satanic?
04:15:35
But I know it's wrong.
04:15:37
It's a misconceived option, but it's not.
04:15:40
Misconceptions can be perceptions
04:15:42
if it's accepted by more people than not.
04:15:45
When they hear as above, so below, they definitely think you're satanic.
04:15:50
They think, yes, it's a cool kind of a thing.
04:15:53
It's ironic because you don't believe in either place, but most people think of
04:15:56
as heaven and hell, you know, skipping Earth plane.
04:16:01
Really? Yeah.
04:16:03
Because really, all I'm getting at is the solar system.
04:16:05
Looks like an atom, looks like a galaxy.
04:16:07
You know, that's all I'm really talking about.
04:16:10
What's the topic next week?
04:16:12
We're doing busted,
04:16:15
busted, busted.
04:16:19
It's buzzing with an apostrophe, replacing the G. Wow.
04:16:23
So is that our first?
04:16:25
Because I don't know what it means.
04:16:29
In modern way, you want to save it for next week,
04:16:31
or you want to know where I put the air?
04:16:32
I don't know, it's gonna be a surprise.
04:16:36
I'm going to try to guess all week,
04:16:38
and I'll give you my, my my mouthwash.
04:16:41
More like.
04:16:43
All right. Version like the real. It's.
04:16:45
I'm not going to reveal anything, but it's an absolute perfect topic after rubbish.
04:16:50
Okay. Perfect. Bring it up. Perfect.
04:16:54
I think it's the guy who
04:16:55
clears the table after you're done eating at a restaurant.
04:17:00
Give me.
04:17:03
Well, so that's.
04:17:03
I thought rubbish was, like, not quite full on rub.
04:17:08
Oh, I think Busan is
04:17:11
when you take a large group of people to a place together.
04:17:16
Oh. I know what it means.
04:17:19
So I can't play that game.
04:17:22
I even have kind of sentences.
04:17:24
Paraphrasing an examples.
04:17:26
I went to a regular massage, and she was, And she,
04:17:29
I kept trying to get her to touch my dick, and she and I just got a
04:17:34
I got her to give it a rubbish, you know, I got a,
04:17:40
Hahaha. Right.
04:17:41
Yeah. Right. Right.
04:17:42
Not a full on rub.
04:17:43
Just a rubbish.
04:17:44
Right. Exactly.
04:17:47
Oh, and so as far as we went in Busan, shout out to Antonio over
04:17:51
as far as are we waited four hours
04:17:54
and 20 minutes for 20 for that.
04:17:59
Yeah that's okay.
04:18:00
So somewhere is there a clock somewhere.
04:18:02
Oh good job everybody.
04:18:06
Best flange cast ever see.
04:18:09
And I said that the all sins are even.
04:18:12
But they're. Oh you know what?
04:18:14
You couldn't be so wrong.
04:18:15
There's an unforgivable sin.
04:18:17
And the becoming a preacher, a man of the cloth.
04:18:21
And then turning your back on the faith.
04:18:24
You don't watch on through this Bible talks.
04:18:27
You should keep your mouth shut.
04:18:29
Okay, so we're in the hypothetical world of religion and Christianity,
04:18:32
though as far as the Bible and every world says yep, Christian world,
04:18:36
even if that priest, you know, fell away from God.
04:18:40
Yep. If he came to God in all honesty and asked for forgiveness, he's
04:18:44
forgiven and forgiven and say Amen doesn't mean he had a hangnail or not.
04:18:48
If he curses the Holy Spirit.
04:18:52
What do you mean
04:18:54
you got a Bible reference?
04:18:56
New Testament it is.
04:18:57
That's the other unforgivable sin.
04:18:59
It depends on which ten commandments you're reading,
04:19:02
which unforgivable sin you're reading.
04:19:06
I'm pretty well versed in most of it,
04:19:08
so I'm just saying there are.
04:19:11
There's one unforgivable sin, and there's
04:19:14
two of them.
04:19:18
Gay sex.
04:19:18
Just wait. Yeah.
04:19:20
How can there be one but two?
04:19:22
I don't know, but believe me, it's not a contradiction.
04:19:26
But it's very consistent.
04:19:31
It's divine.
04:19:32
Yeah.
04:19:33
Blasphemy against the spirit sounds divine.
04:19:35
Blasphemy against the spirits. Exactly.
04:19:38
It it sounds more Catholic.
04:19:40
Them Christianity though they like.
04:19:42
They got really specific.
04:19:44
I think they misinterpreted the Bible.
04:19:49
What I'm saying could be blasphemy.
04:19:52
They've got gluten free transubstantiation, gluten free.
04:19:57
It's paper you can eat. It's free of gluten.
04:20:02
I think it'd be great if we actually ended the show with all three of us here.
04:20:04
Is that ever happened?
04:20:06
No. I'll be here.
04:20:09
Ready? Set. Go!
04:20:09
I got nothing, I'm ready to.
04:20:11
I'm ready to close it up.
04:20:13
All right, I'm gonna take off my pants.
04:20:14
We've never ended the show with all three of us here. Wait.
04:20:17
If you're going to take off your pants right
04:20:21
now, we're ending the show without any of us here.
04:20:23
If you're going to take off your pants.
04:20:25
I was going to stay.
04:20:27
Okay? I'm not gonna do that.