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But then burst him like a pesto egg.
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But the person never missed a food.
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But that person shuddered like a whip, though.
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Oh, but the person with like a biscuit.
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But the problem was impossible.
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Was the most impossible. Him.
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To fly like an eagle and
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that person never.
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Oh, God damn it!
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Holy. Like a prego egg.
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They're pushing for a new chair. But,
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But they're faster.
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But they're putting more.
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What the fuck them!
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What the fuck them!
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Oh, what the fuck? That stuff.
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Like a muffin and what the fuck?
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And never like a travel.
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What the fuck?
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Damn, this. This busted.
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But you caught them.
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But that was impossible.
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Class 95 is busted,
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and the fries are seriously amazing.
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The time is now.
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10:01 p.m..
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Do you even know the phrases the kids are using these days?
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I sure don't.
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Hi, I'm Gary, happy Saint Patrick's Day
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and welcome to Fladge Rants Live.
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Today the topic is a word that I can't pull off.
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I couldn't get away with it.
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And no matter
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how I say it or what inflection or tone I use,
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and it's been that way
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since the 1980s.
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Yeah.
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I've been out of date, out of the the culture,
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that that keeps up
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with the times and the phrases.
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To give you an example.
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The last time I explained to
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my grandmother that, a term meant something different
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than what she thought it meant, it was, the good bad thing.
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I had to explain to her that bad was good,
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and, so, take you back to Davis
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Burg elementary school.
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We had a throwback
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hippie, actually, since it was the 80s, he was an actual hippie.
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Mr. Durning, I want to say his name was.
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And he had every sixth grade student do a lip sync of the song of their choice.
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And I did rap and Duke by Sean Brown.
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So you think you're bad with your rap?
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Well, I'll tell you, a pilgrim, I started the crap
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when you were in diapers and wetting the sheets.
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I was at the Ponderosa rapping to the beat.
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Well,
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years later,
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one of my sisters had Mr.
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Dern in for sixth grade.
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And what video did he show every student as an example?
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Oh, you guessed it.
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Flash.
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Who's been on the, the small screen for a long time now.
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But that was literally the last time I understood,
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the the confusing
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terminology used by hipsters anywhere.
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And, and it wasn't just Rap and Duke.
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It was, L.L.
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cool J.
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I can do that one, too.
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No rapper can rap quite like I can.
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I'll take a musclebound man, put his face in the sand.
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Not the last mafioso on the mic.
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Cop like you say, yo, L'il and do the wop.
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Yeah, I think you cannot write me.
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Yeah, boy I bet cause I meta expletive deleted.
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Who could do that? Yeah.
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Trendsetter. Better a rap so good.
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I got a gourmet plate that says I wish you would.
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And when battle begins and I'm going to join in and I say the kind of rhymes a week
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make you think I forget, doggone it.
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But it goes like this.
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When the battles begin.
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Then I got to join in. And before my rhyme is over.
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You know I'm a win.
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Cool J arrived so you better make way.
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As anybody in the crowd.
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They'll say the kid don't play slaughter.
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Competition is my hobby and job.
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I don't wear disguise because I don't know.
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The mob got a pinpoint rap that makes you feel trapped.
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So many girls on my jock. I think my phone is tapped.
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I bad, I also like the notorious I'll crush
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you like a jelly bean and, forget Oreos, eat cool J cookies.
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Oh, great. Lions.
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But then I got to the end of the thing, and I realized, I'm not.
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One of them was, there was a phrase in there that I didn't understand, but
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tell you what, I like this.
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This goes back, I've been noticing more and more lately
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that I don't know what the kids are talking about.
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I overheard some kids saying, I was a party was a wet,
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and I was like, oh, a wet party.
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That means, you know, everybody down. You're right.
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You're like, you shoot them up and they're bleeding.
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But, dude said dripping.
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The party was dripping wet.
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I had no idea.
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I don't I don't know what the kids are talking about these days.
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So when I, so when I heard bussing.
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Well, this is embarrassing because here we are, 20,
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25 person came out in 2009, and I just heard about it.
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So that's how up to date I am.
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But, let's see,
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I thought it was, busted a nut.
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I thought it was, driving school children around.
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I should not have combined those two concepts.
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I was thinking,
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maybe it was from the word busted, like, broken.
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And it was, one of those good, bad things.
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So, in is good.
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You like, you be illin.
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But illin wasn't so good,
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you know, but
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then then kind of ill, it kind of took out a positive connotation.
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So it kind of did work.
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Like the good bad thing.
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So, I am,
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I identify as, biological organism
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and, stupid people is what we are.
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There isn't a, hope or a possibility that we could understand
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what's going on in the slightest.
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But, I've heard the comparison.
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Like us, the chimpanzees.
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There's only a 2% difference in genetics.
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And look how much smarter.
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Like we can do calculus and send rockets to the moon.
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And the monkeys
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can barely figure out anything real.
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And what if.
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The next,
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you know, 2% gives us extraordinary powers.
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But anyway, What?
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I'm saying is there's a lot going on that I don't know about.
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And I think I can speak for all of us when I say that there's a lot going on
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that none of us know anything about, and we couldn't even hope to.
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But what I've been trying to do is weed out the stuff
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that you can obviously,
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at least
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dismiss because it doesn't make a difference
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or doesn't make sense or logical contradictions.
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And,
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and so,
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here's, here's another thing, this is going to be,
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this is going to show
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that I am insensitive or intolerant,
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but I don't know the difference between gender and sex.
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I don't I thought gender and sex meant the same thing.
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I thought if you wanted to cause less confusion
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because sex can also be used as a verb.
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Or having sex is a verb.
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Gender and sex.
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It would be, just
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more optimal to say gender.
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What is your gender?
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I am male, thank you very much.
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And, as biological organisms, we do need,
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opposite sex marriages for,
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the father and the mother to get together and have offspring.
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That's how I was born. And
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I, I know I keep harping on it,
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but it is very unlikely
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that a any
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omnipotent being
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would be a father
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without a mother who has a son, and that's it.
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And that's the family that it's ridicule
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that that's the family structure, a father and a son and that's it.
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That is not what a family is.
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And that we were made.
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We shall make man in our image.
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This is a biblical passage.
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Who are the we who were the.
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They were the our and what was the image?
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If you don't have a physical body,
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what image are we,
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made to look like?
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Jesus.
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Travel around.
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And, during his three year,
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mission, he performed a lot of exorcisms.
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The Exorcist was a great movie.
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Very scary, terrifying, in fact.
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But we know that exorcisms aren't real.
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Real because demon possessions aren't real.
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Real because demons aren't real.
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Let's get back to the stuff that I don't understand.
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A few years ago, I didn't know if my eyebrows
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were on fleek, and, I know I sound inappropriate using the phrase,
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and it's way too late to even bust it out,
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but, I didn't catch on to on fleek
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for way too long, so I missed that boat
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on that two.
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Number seven.
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Oh, yes. There was a kid Rock song.
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He says, I, I roll in Fleetwood.
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That's how I Mac.
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Now I get the Fleetwood Mac reference.
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I know Fleetwood Mac.
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That's that's actually my era
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on. Pardon me.
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So I just don't know how Mac could be used
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as a verb in this case.
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I don't like there has to be a second way to use that.
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Less like a second meaning or the the rap is stupid.
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And I've already given two stupid raps so far today,
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and I'm not getting into another one.
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Now I get in a lot
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of trouble for my reductionist materialism,
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and it's it might sound limiting,
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and it is so as being
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a stupid monkey person.
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I get vilified for rejecting the the faith tradition that I was brought up
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in, even though the good people that instilled those values in me
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are wonderful people.
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Matter of fact, you don't meet evil people that pray.
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But the actual efficacy of prayer has been measured,
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and it is at par with.
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Just what you would expect in nature.
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You would think you would go up for the placebo effect.
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At the very least.
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You know, just sending people good wishes can
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sometimes have fruitful effects.
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This is not the case.
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So those people,
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the phrase in good faith,
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it's a positive.
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It's it really is.
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It's it's like you're trusting.
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And a lot of people,
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try to believe things
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that they couldn't possibly know are true
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in the hopes that
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they're right.
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And what I've been wanting to try
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to tell you is you don't have to do that.
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It is possible to live a virtuous life without believing a bunch of nonsense.
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Roll the clip, Brady.
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Happy Saint Patrick's, be happy.
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See Patrick's be happy to be happy.
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Patrick's be happy.
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Patrick's be happy.
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Be happy, Saint Patrick's, be happy.
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See Patrick's be happy.
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Okay. Well, do happy. Happy.
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We got.
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We're good. Oh.
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May the luck of the Irish be with you.
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Well, anyway, so, Sean, tell today
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I have my proudest masterpiece.
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This is a big old Chinese throwing star,
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and it is bad ass.
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You can, throw this
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at anything, and it will stick.
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And it will. It will kill.
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It will.
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It is so badass.
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This is, my latest creation.
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It's, collabo piece.
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I made the swirly one, the a
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was easy, and then we welded it together.
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And you can see we're terrible welders, because that is a crappy weld job.
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You can even see the,
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Oh. What's that called?
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Flux core in the middle there.
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And, but we filled it into logs and it sticks every time.
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Like, every part of this is sharp.
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Like, even the squared off bits are very sharp.
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And, it will, Jamie.
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It will feel.
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So this is my only show and tell, but it is my proudest piece.
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I mean, you can see all these pieces up here.
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This is even where you can't even see those.
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Okay, I believe you.
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We got those up there, I didn't realize I was so afraid.
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So, I've been priming the pump because it is a drinking holiday.
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So how are you guys doing?
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Bright green pants on.
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My pants are green.
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Even my pants are green.
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I'm not. What's wrong?
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What's Chinese about that throwing star?
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The idea of a throwing star is.
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At Saint Patrick's
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Day, everything's Chinese.
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Also, year.
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Lots of evil.
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There are lots of evil people who pray.
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By the way.
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By the way, no.
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Only good people. Great.
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Y'all.
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Only good people. Pray.
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Eggroll
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are you?
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I'm talking praying to Satan
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because no one prays to say we could.
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We can talk about praising those guys.
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If you want to pray to everybody for your happy Saint Patrick's Day.
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We already did that.
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That was three episodes ago.
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You episodes ago.
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Oh, we prayed to Saint.
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Oh, we did.
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I did those rows that last week.
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These are the putting together for me.
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I think that's fun, though.
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That was a six hour show.
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Is that the six hour show?
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Here we have the kid.
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Where's the kid? I didn't send him the link.
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Where do you want to send the link, kid?
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Oh, are you changing to.
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Oh, Brady
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Nick Jr.
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Brady.
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The hand.
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Terrible.
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Oh. Draw had I didn't know you were doing a Saint Patrick's Day episode.
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I thought this is about both of you.
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You're Brady oh three Irish. All right.
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I didn't know Bucci was a thing until I read the poem.
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The poems are here, by the way. It's,
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by the. Oh,
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she's.
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But he's bouncing off my booty cheeks.
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I love the way he rides.
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I can barely breathe
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when he's pumping deep inside.
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I kissed him on his neck,
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and then I kissed him on his bosom.
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No, I forgot this.
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Some some some some some.
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Their birth attendants.
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Never, never wear no Levi's.
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Bet on me.
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Why try? I'll treat you like a stepchild.
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So tell mommy bye bye, slaughtering.
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I'm. I'ma never get whipped.
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When I retire I'll get worse.
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Like an old battleship. Like I'm bad.
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All the rappers know when I enter the center.
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They say yo yo, there he go. My paychecks large.
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Mr. Bogart in charge.
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Not a.
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Yeah, we're 100 from the Raccoon Lodge.
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The original Todd teaching how to be hard.
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Take your skin off a snake is put a pea from a pod.
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You're novice. I'm noble.
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I decipher my tongue.
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Not Attila the Hun or Abdullah, his son.
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My vocals exact like rack and pinion in a jag.
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You try to brag as you get your rhymes from a grab bag.
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No good.
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Scavenger catfish, vulture
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by telling us the chisel and the composition sculpture hog bad.
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That's a little better in
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your little stupid trap.
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I like cool J
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so, I don't know where in the hell either one of you are.
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Do we have a game today?
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Am I going to get it right this time?
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You guys come on.
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I saw Busan,
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I thought Busan was driving kids around in a big vehicle.
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I really did Busan.
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And, And then I looked it up, and, I guess
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it's a good thing, but it's from the word bust.
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But, man, if I busted my my thumb open,
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you can see that in that lovely.
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I got the, angle grinder a little too close.
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You need.
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But that was a good
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lesson.
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My thumb.
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But, I'll tell you where I got it from.
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Now, is this guy who does these shorts and YouTube and
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and a few other, platforms, and he
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he does a, a single dad cooking demonstration, but he's a comedy.
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He's a stand up comic fight by day, but he does these shorts with his son
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where he, he does holidays, so I,
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I brought, I think I brought the,
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the Saint Patrick's Day one and the Easter one for today.
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And, at the end of every episode, he says, now let's see if it's bussin or not.
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And you know how we love the the follow up or not, but,
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I had to look up what it meant because as of last week,
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what I decided today would be our Busan episode.
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I still had no idea what it meant.
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I still thought it was, like the food was edible
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because that's what he was checking every day when I first saw it.
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Used a good 15 years after it was invented.
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I thought it was to check if the food was edible.
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So that was part of this comedy thing, and then I so I followed that rabbit hole,
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that rabbit hole down the rabbit hole down.
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So I went down that rabbit hole and I got the mail there.
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I imagine
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that right now you're feeling a bit like Alice
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tumbling down the rabbit hole,
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down the rabbit hole, down the rabbit.
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But all.
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And those guys
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have an even funnier series with Doug and Dick,
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and they give citations to the neighborhood people.
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But, I think we've got yet one more bumper to play,
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because I don't recognize the background in drawing studio,
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and I do recognize the green crown Royal bag.
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Oh, these people work, you know.
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Where in the world is draw?
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Yeah, well, this book called In the Gutter didn't fly down in the roof.
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Oh, you didn't see the same exact thing to tell the story.
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It's a truck like that.
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Clear like where he's been.
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But the loudest thing about him is the closet that he's in.
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Well, tell me where in the world is
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drew?
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Yo, Joe, go
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draw in.
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The draw is drawing.
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Draw to draw. Go!
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I get it right that time.
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He is in
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Minneapolis, Minnesota.
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Ding ding ding ding ding.
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I got it right right out of the gate.
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Oh! Can I hear me?
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Is my mic muted.
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Can anybody hear anybody.
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Did we lose sound.
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Am I talking to myself right now.
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I can't believe 22 minutes
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into the show I can't hear anybody.
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Should I do another verse of, I'm bad.
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I'm sorry, I wish I was muted.
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I don't know why we can't hear draw.
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He's unmuted, but we still can't hear. Oh.
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Okay okay.
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No, no, the hints are good.
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Just not. Yeah.
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Not when I get it right.
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Based on the the light outside,
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he is west of here.
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I think he's back in Saint Louis, Illinois.
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Saint Louis, Illinois.
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Sounds so fucking weird, by the way.
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It does, by the way.
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By the way, by the way,
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I think we have a bunch of comments with, cities that are in two states.
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Yeah.
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We can't we can't show the kid in the dad comedy till we get to rumble.
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No, no, we can't show the other things either.
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You were talking none of that stuff, so I thought you were leading to play it.
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I'm like, I know we can't show any of that.
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It's rapid fire comedy, but the comedy is, so.
00:23:42
I mean, it is on YouTube, but I don't know how they don't get in trouble.
00:23:46
We all get fired right away. Correct.
00:23:50
We got flagged for saying Cheech and Chong.
00:23:53
Yeah. Oh, that work out.
00:23:54
That is the hashtag for the movie.
00:23:57
I don't know, I didn't get that fixed, but I did get the other.
00:24:00
We got banned.
00:24:02
I forgot what the other ban was.
00:24:03
We'll wait for comments on that one.
00:24:05
Yeah.
00:24:07
So the only unique thing I have my own perspective.
00:24:11
And I went to see a lawyer today about my unemployment.
00:24:17
Nice. Are going to sue those fuckers.
00:24:18
Yeah,
00:24:20
because the deal is, you know, how you get around it.
00:24:22
And again, I'm not an expert. Don't take this for advice.
00:24:24
But you go there and you say, fuck you. I'm willing to work.
00:24:26
And if they don't want you to work, that it's not your choice.
00:24:28
It's their choice, right?
00:24:30
They have to pay,
00:24:32
right? And it's insurance.
00:24:33
And that's why I have to fight.
00:24:36
Like I didn't realize it was.
00:24:37
I had to jump through so many legal loopholes.
00:24:40
You and them have been paying into it.
00:24:42
So you're right, you're.
00:24:44
Yeah, you're entitled.
00:24:46
I know
00:24:48
I've got a unearned sense of entitlement to begin with.
00:24:52
Let's do a new segment.
00:24:53
Where in the world is jaws?
00:24:54
Audio.
00:24:58
No, we don't need to hear him.
00:25:00
He can sign language. I can live free.
00:25:02
He's got the lion shirt on, so at least I can hit this.
00:25:04
Oh, no. We suck again.
00:25:08
Yes, he does.
00:25:10
So I only see two two father and son comedy clips.
00:25:13
I don't see a third one about Saint Patrick's Day.
00:25:16
Oh, did I skip the Saint Patrick's Day? One?
00:25:18
That was one of the best.
00:25:19
I mean, it might be there, but I don't see it yet.
00:25:22
I also like to throw you a curveball, like, Michael Jackson.
00:25:27
Bad is also a very good song, but,
00:25:32
but, I think it would sound really good.
00:25:35
Mashed up with the Flashdance theme song.
00:25:40
Can you hear me now?
00:25:41
Yeah.
00:25:45
What?
00:25:45
No, it would not.
00:25:46
I have no idea.
00:25:47
I just kept changing inputs until something.
00:25:50
Oh, I found the Irish Irishman.
00:25:51
Look at that.
00:25:52
All right, I'm good to go.
00:25:53
Where you are in the world.
00:25:57
Oh, yeah. Those are.
00:25:57
Those are funny.
00:25:58
But, man, you cannot show that on just any platform.
00:26:04
That they
00:26:05
they get racy right away and pretty frequently.
00:26:11
So when I was they say stuff about black people or what.
00:26:15
Yeah.
00:26:15
Oh, wait, wait, we've got a game going on.
00:26:19
We do draw.
00:26:20
I've got clues, you know. Food.
00:26:24
Yeah.
00:26:25
Okay.
00:26:25
What is a clue? Number one, rule number one.
00:26:28
In this city, a chimpanzee was raised, which was the first non-human
00:26:34
to communicate through sign language learning.
00:26:36
300 different signs.
00:26:38
That's here in Columbus, Ohio.
00:26:41
No. Oh,
00:26:45
this area you already know is brilliant.
00:26:48
Looking out the window here.
00:26:49
This area experiences around 1000 earthquakes every year.
00:26:55
Fortunately, most of them are too weak to do any damage or even be felt.
00:27:00
Yeah, you're not quite what code is,
00:27:03
but you are what west of us.
00:27:07
So that I'm looking for that cloud
00:27:10
right now on Google Earth.
00:27:14
You know. Yeah.
00:27:15
Good idea.
00:27:16
Yeah.
00:27:16
It's a lot brighter than looking out my windows here. So
00:27:22
yeah that far west would put him in
00:27:25
Salt Lake City Utah.
00:27:29
I'm pretty sure he's in California.
00:27:30
No, but my feet did touch ground in Salt Lake City, Utah.
00:27:34
Wait. Oh, you had a layover?
00:27:37
Okay.
00:27:38
Yeah, I had a layover.
00:27:39
And the mother fucker.
00:27:40
I swear to God, I was so close to just bitch.
00:27:42
And I said a couple things.
00:27:43
Oh, wow.
00:27:44
I was, oh,
00:27:44
my God, dude, somebody was fucking ripping ass the entire fucking flight.
00:27:49
Wow. It's like, dude, clench your cheeks.
00:27:50
Go take a shit.
00:27:51
I don't fucking know. But it's like, what the fuck?
00:27:54
Oh, hi.
00:27:55
Great rant.
00:27:56
No, brother, it is not Washington DC.
00:27:59
You are too far east.
00:28:00
I almost flipped out.
00:28:01
If I had not, if I didn't have the funding up to fly often,
00:28:05
I would have definitely like said something.
00:28:07
But I just don't want one of those situations where they're just like,
00:28:09
oh, you're
00:28:11
oh, the person may have a, you know, a stomachache.
00:28:14
You're the one being outrageous. You're the one being an asshole.
00:28:16
And I wouldn't, you know, I'd tell them to fuck off
00:28:18
and then they probably would tell me the nut fly ever again.
00:28:21
Right. Yeah.
00:28:22
I guessed Reno, Nevada last time you were in a casino, but that wasn't right.
00:28:28
So I'm saying you're in Reno.
00:28:34
I see when he doesn't answer, and I'm not a fan.
00:28:36
So this town's
00:28:40
namesake came from a man who's never been here.
00:28:43
Jesse Lee Reno, shot in a battle in Maryland.
00:28:47
It was customary to name train stops after fallen soldiers.
00:28:51
A new record. I
00:28:55
didn't freak out the club
00:28:57
because they dare to say hello in your rage.
00:29:01
Quit when the answer is that to go
00:29:06
where in the world is moderator Dr.
00:29:09
Drew? Yo, Jericho.
00:29:13
Another fun fact at 48, hold on.
00:29:15
At 48.5in long, the world's longest cat, Stewie
00:29:19
raised in Reno until he passed away in 2013.
00:29:22
I can't believe I just Reno long ago was almost out of the gate, apparently.
00:29:26
There they go.
00:29:26
Not much going on here.
00:29:27
Gambling and lung cancer. Cats like that.
00:29:31
I just don't feel.
00:29:33
So what I'm getting at with the monologue
00:29:35
is I am, vilified for,
00:29:39
you know, trying to tell the truth or trying to weed out.
00:29:43
You just vilified.
00:29:44
No, you're just you're just vilified.
00:29:46
Period. Right.
00:29:47
But what I'm trying to do is dig, dig out some some truth.
00:29:52
There's there might be a shiny morsel of truth in all of this.
00:29:57
What did you get a muck through all the garbage to, to get to it.
00:30:00
And I'm trying I'm trying to ditch the stuff that that
00:30:03
we can actually get rid of.
00:30:06
So there's a morsel of truth in the guy theory.
00:30:09
You're saying just yes, I.
00:30:14
Yes, that is exactly what I'm saying.
00:30:17
But, all the, all the gods that are described
00:30:21
like, are either have internal inconsistencies
00:30:24
that can't be true or don't, don't make logical sense.
00:30:28
So probably aren't true or
00:30:31
they're describing biological organisms which by definition aren't gods.
00:30:37
Why not?
00:30:41
Again, God didn't write this book, right?
00:30:45
That's true. Right?
00:30:46
Yeah.
00:30:46
And and couldn't I think he was saying too much on form.
00:30:49
I think both sides.
00:30:50
I think you and the, the overly religious people assign
00:30:54
too much literal nature to that book.
00:30:58
Well, yes.
00:30:59
Yes, but that was what I was raised on.
00:31:01
So that's what I know.
00:31:03
I mean, I was really heavily indoctrinated, so I know this stuff.
00:31:08
So, but I also know that
00:31:12
what muddied the waters here, it
00:31:16
if you don't want to muddy the waters.
00:31:22
Good.
00:31:22
Exactly.
00:31:23
It branches out like, they start out with, with factions and then,
00:31:29
with a few, like, groups,
00:31:31
and then they break off and break off and break off, like, like, family
00:31:37
tree, like, like the evolutionary chart, you know, like the giant tree
00:31:42
and it branches and branches and fractals out as above, so below.
00:31:46
That's not like closing.
00:31:47
That's that's what I meant by as above.
00:31:50
So below is the fractal like pattern that that always develops in nature.
00:31:54
And that's happening with our religions, where you end up with
00:31:58
people with the same ideas, take it three generations down
00:32:02
and they've got separate warring factions
00:32:05
over the same book, the same exact book.
00:32:13
Different chapter.
00:32:14
Amen.
00:32:15
I mean, busted.
00:32:19
Busted.
00:32:20
Busted.
00:32:23
I was a busboy.
00:32:24
Why did you choose? Why did you choose this? What?
00:32:27
Because you just
00:32:30
because I don't.
00:32:31
It's one of the things I don't understand.
00:32:33
I didn't know, like where it came from, what it was about, what it even means.
00:32:38
Is it a thing you need to understand?
00:32:41
I would like to understand everything I can,
00:32:43
and it's sounded like something I could could grok.
00:32:47
So Gronk that's
00:32:49
the grok is from stranger in a Strange Land by Robert Heinlein.
00:32:53
And he's a great author and it's a great football team.
00:32:57
It's a guy who was raised on Mars.
00:32:59
And, the word understand
00:33:02
was just, shortened to the word grok.
00:33:06
You're just busting out grok.
00:33:08
I, I bust out grok.
00:33:11
So grok
00:33:12
is one of the things I do understand, but it's never been cool.
00:33:15
But you say, you know, was the party wet?
00:33:18
And I'm not going to say it was dripping because I don't get it.
00:33:23
I'm not cool.
00:33:24
Drip. I'm honored and proud of it.
00:33:27
Drip is your club or a dork, whatever you want to call me.
00:33:30
Yeah, I don't I never like the the the drip or the fit, which is you.
00:33:35
Here's the trick with the young people.
00:33:36
As soon as you don't like it, that's on purpose.
00:33:38
Is for here.
00:33:39
I'm going to ban the people that were 10 to 20 years younger.
00:33:43
Right?
00:33:43
I, I try to actually connect with my
00:33:48
very young adult children with words like that,
00:33:50
and they tell me I'm not allowed to say certain things, right?
00:33:54
No, I can't get away with it.
00:33:55
If I say Boston, I sound like an idiot.
00:33:58
Well, it's because mostly you're white, right?
00:34:01
Right. And it's a demonic thing.
00:34:03
It's a it's a cultural.
00:34:05
It's a cultural word, if you will. Yeah.
00:34:08
And I think culture extends beyond short for colored, short for Boston.
00:34:12
Right. You connected to that in the monologue.
00:34:14
You may not have heard, I don't know.
00:34:16
I speak up, I looked it up and I found out like it was a little boozy thing.
00:34:21
But I don't know if you but hear a song about it.
00:34:24
He was in jail for a while.
00:34:26
Oh, you don't know who he was?
00:34:28
But it was.
00:34:28
I didn't know everybody was that great.
00:34:30
His voice is too high in 2024 now, but he made Malone ass.
00:34:35
This voice is too high pitched.
00:34:37
But that that song was actually covered.
00:34:40
I tried to look up that song and send it to The Brady, but he.
00:34:45
He found it on his own and I didn't know which version to send it.
00:34:52
There were more.
00:34:53
There's another boozy,
00:34:55
there's another boozy.
00:34:57
I'm short.
00:34:57
But yeah, me too, if you count is the same.
00:34:59
I'm five foot.
00:35:00
No, no, no.
00:35:01
I'm sexy.
00:35:02
Well that's true.
00:35:03
Okay, so are you ever break dance?
00:35:06
I'm no way.
00:35:10
What do you mean, way? Way?
00:35:12
With some work into this space.
00:35:13
No way about this.
00:35:15
Abby.
00:35:15
Stay too young and old.
00:35:19
We hope you'll have a lot of fun, but keep your hands away from my pot.
00:35:22
Some gold. Oh, I think that was an innuendo.
00:35:25
I know, and just like Boston, you've never heard of jib jab either, so
00:35:29
no no no, no, I'm like out of touch.
00:35:35
Like, not only I, not only am I not immersed in any.
00:35:39
No, you're not allowed to touch the chair.
00:35:41
I am in utter isolation out here.
00:35:50
I played this on YouTube on purpose.
00:35:52
Clear gloss here? Yeah.
00:35:54
When? Down. Down round.
00:35:56
Yeah.
00:35:58
It's not clear what.
00:35:59
My job.
00:36:00
I learned the job low.
00:36:02
And now I know it by heart.
00:36:05
He earns money, he pays taxes.
00:36:08
He's just like you.
00:36:10
Ask the Association for retarded citizens.
00:36:13
Don't the work.
00:36:16
Don't. He's so clear about it.
00:36:18
Don't throw us away.
00:36:23
Now they want you aborted.
00:36:24
Unfortunately.
00:36:25
And I abandoned the chair every 15 minutes.
00:36:27
Roughly. Anyway. So, 1991.
00:36:30
What a different world.
00:36:32
Yeah, yeah.
00:36:34
Brodie. Is that.
00:36:36
Oh. What do you think about. It's no euthanasia.
00:36:38
If you genetically test a fetus and find out that you're going to have
00:36:43
problems and just sounds like test a fetus, sounds like one word.
00:36:48
What do you say about the euthanasia? Eggroll?
00:36:50
Did he play for the Browns in the 80s? Yes, he did.
00:36:55
Any test a fetus?
00:36:58
Didn't I send you a clip like three months ago with a fake SNL?
00:37:03
Football player names?
00:37:04
Jabari is to Cork, who is the third?
00:37:07
Yeah, we played it.
00:37:08
It was great. Yeah. That's racist. Yeah.
00:37:10
Okay. It's.
00:37:12
Yeah.
00:37:12
I've got a video about Boston. Boston
00:37:15
is actually breaking news, too.
00:37:16
This is from, this weekend.
00:37:18
Oh, look at it in one moment. Fun.
00:37:27
In one moment fun.
00:37:29
The next chaos.
00:37:31
Oh, it was crazy.
00:37:33
Ben Dorsch was hit in the head. There's, like, probably.
00:37:36
I was just talking to my family about.
00:37:37
They fell right down on us.
00:37:39
I had black marks the second.
00:37:41
Oh, why do they got to be black Lady allowing people to get out.
00:37:45
So it was really good to see that injuries range from concussion
00:37:48
to leg and arm injuries.
00:37:50
Stretcher after carry, people away to ambulances.
00:37:54
What's going through my mind is I can't believe this happened.
00:37:56
This.
00:37:57
Oh my God, you're a fucking idiot.
00:37:59
You're standing on a plane.
00:38:00
We weren't supposed to be standing on surrounding it.
00:38:02
Yeah. Can you can you pass it? Fine, then.
00:38:04
It wasn't meant to hold human weight, but we were standing up there like,
00:38:08
you know, the joke that's going around is clearly
00:38:10
there's not a lot of structural engineers at Stanford or wherever the fuck this is.
00:38:16
Because you can tell right off the campus of Stanford University,
00:38:19
that porch has four by fours holding it up just flat plywood, maybe a gutter.
00:38:24
I'm not even sure.
00:38:25
And then 4 or 5, four by fours that have been laid in the front
00:38:28
and nothing in the back.
00:38:29
It's just attached with probably screws to the fucking front of the house.
00:38:32
You know, every time I see them head for the injured people,
00:38:35
I don't every time I all,
00:38:38
every time I see those parkour videos, I always just like, think like,
00:38:41
these people are so stupid, like these objects that they hang on
00:38:44
from buildings and shit and jump across and they're not meant to hold human weight
00:38:48
like they weren't designed to for you to swing and like, jump on them,
00:38:53
but only because you can see that there's no there's no wall up there.
00:38:57
They're just windows, there's no railing.
00:38:59
So it just.
00:39:00
Yeah, an awning covering, not a fucking fall.
00:39:02
And then it fell.
00:39:04
She told me, I do feel bad for the people on the bottom.
00:39:07
Yeah.
00:39:07
Everyone that's on top should be liable for everyone on the bottom.
00:39:11
But they're not.
00:39:12
They're going to all get paid, you know. They are.
00:39:14
For by who? For what?
00:39:16
Because they I don't know if you should have been up there
00:39:18
and they'll say something or other that doesn't matter.
00:39:20
You they were on this property and they'll settle and they'll make some money.
00:39:25
It wasn't
00:39:25
intended to build 30 fucking people up on it.
00:39:28
I don't think it's intended to hold three.
00:39:31
Well, that proves everything.
00:39:32
We're just going to bring her to court.
00:39:33
And this is what she's going to tell the judge. Having fun.
00:39:36
And then it fell.
00:39:37
She told bullshit here
00:39:38
that there are Saint Patrick's Day parties in the same spot each year.
00:39:42
People were on it last year and nothing happened.
00:39:44
The city. Right. There you go. Here's evidence.
00:39:47
They call that the case closed.
00:39:49
So apparently the new
00:39:50
apparently the new class of freshmen maybe put on 30 instead of 15.
00:39:54
Right.
00:39:55
And the porch, what's left of it is there, the home.
00:39:59
It just felt like so scary.
00:40:01
Like I don't really have, like the word dude.
00:40:02
So I'm like, how I'm going to share my experience with college housing.
00:40:06
My little minister was on the A speaker right now.
00:40:11
The house that my son rents
00:40:13
is not have like so scary events in the second or third floor.
00:40:17
So they they're like well we'll just give you space heaters to make up for it.
00:40:20
And I'm like, dude, your electric bill
00:40:23
is going to be
00:40:23
astronomical because they split it between everybody that lives there.
00:40:27
So why would you ever build two floors
00:40:29
without heating vents?
00:40:33
Like maybe the second floor was an error.
00:40:35
Maybe they just assume heat travels up.
00:40:39
These are old houses.
00:40:40
It's been like that for a while.
00:40:41
I think they're just
00:40:42
whoever supposed to inspect it is like, you know, if we really inspected these
00:40:45
the way we were supposed to, none of them would make code.
00:40:46
And we'd have to tear them all down.
00:40:48
And then the colleges are like, well, we can't afford to do that.
00:40:49
So they just look the other way
00:40:51
until something like that happens, the whole fucking roof falls.
00:40:55
It wasn't a roof.
00:40:58
It was a porch
00:41:00
roof, but it was an awning.
00:41:02
The porch is what they were standing on. The roof is what was over the porch.
00:41:05
And I believe they, roof is called an awning.
00:41:09
Right.
00:41:10
That's a man on the roof.
00:41:11
Or if I say roof, you would look at me like,
00:41:13
I don't know what the fuck he's talking about.
00:41:15
Maybe he's talking
00:41:15
because I assume that's like, on top of the house, not like out front of it.
00:41:19
So how do you define a roof? Shingles.
00:41:21
There were shingles on it just on top of the house.
00:41:24
Not in front of it.
00:41:25
I'm just saying though.
00:41:26
So a roof has to be on top of a house.
00:41:28
What about a pavilion that has a roof on it?
00:41:30
Well, I think an awning that's a different classification.
00:41:34
An awning that's a different classification model.
00:41:36
Like a sandwich. An awning. This is a good thing.
00:41:38
Oh, shit. I've got some shit about hotdog as a sandwich. I gotta look that up.
00:41:41
Thank you, God, for you saying that. Let's do awnings first.
00:41:43
But Michelle Machado.
00:41:45
Yeah, just a teaser because I'm going to find it.
00:41:46
Michelle Obama
00:41:49
has a
00:41:49
podcast and her and her brother discuss.
00:41:52
Is a hotdog a sandwich?
00:41:54
Riveting, right? No. Yeah. I'm fine. They have a go ahead.
00:41:56
But that's a euphemism. They're not talking about that.
00:41:58
They're talking about the thing that's shaking around in her pants.
00:42:01
It does remind me that in one of the clips I recorded live this week,
00:42:06
I refer to the the,
00:42:08
ground underneath me right now as the floor.
00:42:12
What did his brother say?
00:42:14
Okay, he's saying Brady, are you.
00:42:15
You're explaining a mezzanine.
00:42:16
So I am, but I'm not, because the mezzanine should have a place
00:42:19
for you to be where they were, if you saw it when it fell.
00:42:24
Did not have, like, a tiny little railing and like a floor.
00:42:27
It was literally just, I'll say, an awning, so you know what I mean. But
00:42:32
it was a
00:42:33
small roof overhang that was not meant for people.
00:42:37
A mezzanine is absolutely meant for people.
00:42:39
Correct me if I'm wrong because I love that.
00:42:41
No, that sounds right that I learned something.
00:42:44
I was willing to call it a porch roof, but I called the the dirt floor in my barn
00:42:50
that of floor, which I just misspoke again, because it is it's ground, right?
00:42:56
It's ground.
00:42:58
So we can so at one point when we started making wood floors
00:43:02
and then we just dropped the wood or cement.
00:43:05
Yeah.
00:43:05
At one point floors were dirt
00:43:09
all floors.
00:43:10
Right.
00:43:11
Yeah.
00:43:11
But there's no reason for me to have a broom in here.
00:43:16
Really?
00:43:16
Doesn't the dirt pile up still?
00:43:17
But you use a shovel. Move.
00:43:19
A rake would be fine.
00:43:21
You have a shovel ready? Rake? You're raking for.
00:43:24
It's funny.
00:43:24
I have a broom in case you have to rake my floor up.
00:43:29
Yeah.
00:43:29
You know, my grandmother did have a floor rake,
00:43:34
and we know.
00:43:35
But my point was, I had to explain to my grandmother the fact that
00:43:39
that's a broom, and now I am.
00:43:41
I'm turning into my grandmother.
00:43:43
Roll quick. Brady and, grandma's hands.
00:43:46
I don't have one.
00:43:48
Every clip I have lined up. Well, not.
00:43:50
We can't do that.
00:43:51
It's fucking cheap.
00:43:52
Bitch didn't pay for the fucking transcripts.
00:43:55
We can't do the Japanese.
00:43:58
The what?
00:44:01
Sorry.
00:44:02
There should be transcripts on these podcast, on Apple Podcasts,
00:44:04
and there's not.
00:44:06
That's thumbing through this whole thing.
00:44:10
That's a shame.
00:44:12
Oh, I could just do a mash up.
00:44:13
We got a bunch of those.
00:44:16
That's the coolest one.
00:44:17
This one sucks. This one will get flagged.
00:44:19
We'll do this. We need to do for flash.
00:44:22
Oh, I don't even look at that. Is there
00:44:26
fantastic.
00:44:27
Oh, you should probably save it, though for Rumble.
00:44:29
We don't want to just, I'm think so.
00:44:31
Here's the plan.
00:44:32
I think we get. We'll do it a strict hour on YouTube.
00:44:35
Yeah. 11:00.
00:44:35
Save it for roll. We'll bail over it.
00:44:38
I'll just open up the show more.
00:44:39
Now there's a whole new YouTube push to cancel YouTube completely.
00:44:42
There's no reason to stream live there anymore.
00:44:44
But I disagree because it's like we have quadruple
00:44:48
the stats with doing, not even promoting or doing nothing.
00:44:52
My point is, is there's a way bigger pool at YouTube.
00:44:54
There's way more.
00:44:55
There's way more available.
00:44:56
Obviously, it's so much more widespread.
00:44:58
What I always hear is we're on Rumble and everyone says, what's rumble?
00:45:02
Yeah, exactly.
00:45:04
But I mean, there's all kinds of shit.
00:45:05
There's, some, some podcasts I listen to.
00:45:07
They, are trying out believe.
00:45:10
I think it's called, I don't know, also people have used like Spreaker and like,
00:45:14
I don't know what the hell all the shit is.
00:45:16
Am I having a stroke because I hear vowels and consonants coming out of your mouth?
00:45:19
But I don't understand the words you're saying.
00:45:21
Yeah, exactly.
00:45:22
Yeah.
00:45:22
I just busted out a Spreaker names.
00:45:25
Yeah.
00:45:26
All of a sudden there was a metal penis on the screen.
00:45:29
Yes. This is the piece I was working on.
00:45:34
Right.
00:45:35
Yeah. You got rapping, dude.
00:45:37
So you think you're bed with your rap?
00:45:39
Well, I'll tell you a program.
00:45:41
I started that crap.
00:45:43
We got to pause it.
00:45:44
Talk about it every once in a while though,
00:45:46
when you were in diapers and wetting the sheets.
00:45:48
Mr. dirt in sixth grade class,
00:45:51
I dressed up in my parachute pants.
00:45:53
I had a bandana tied around my leg for no good reason.
00:45:57
And, I think the less you talked about those last time
00:46:00
and I said I have parachute pants.
00:46:02
Still, I think I found them now I can.
00:46:04
No kidding. I wore my grandkids.
00:46:08
I have XXV Richie parachute pants from Lake Pride, 1984.
00:46:12
I can't wear them because I was very young at the time.
00:46:16
Yeah,
00:46:17
but that was probably the coolest thing I ever bought.
00:46:19
My mom was like, you can't have them.
00:46:20
So I worked
00:46:23
and I saved and I bought those myself.
00:46:26
Stupidest purchase I ever made.
00:46:29
By the time I bought them, they were already out of fashion.
00:46:35
Fashions for suckers.
00:46:39
I've been.
00:46:40
I've been out of style my entire existence.
00:46:44
I went shoe shopping today for four hours.
00:46:47
My elderly relative,
00:46:50
I can just say my mother is upset because every shoe has a white sole.
00:46:54
That's the style.
00:46:55
Unless you have an all I hate white soled shoes.
00:46:58
Well, everyone does except the shoe company, because that means your new shoes
00:47:01
are only going to last three months before they look like shit, right?
00:47:06
Those used to be white soled.
00:47:09
I don't got sensible shoes.
00:47:12
I don't think it's fair that women get crap shoes,
00:47:16
but I've got great work boots.
00:47:18
I've got
00:47:20
a dozen or more pairs of work boots.
00:47:22
These are my low tops.
00:47:23
But, women don't have good shoes.
00:47:27
Looks good for women.
00:47:29
Yes. I used to be a ist.
00:47:32
But then I switched to agnostic because I wanted people to like me.
00:47:37
Yeah.
00:47:40
Yeah.
00:47:40
My parents, they're, like, so religious that, like, when I decided
00:47:45
that I was agnostic, I had to, like, sit them down
00:47:48
and, like, come out to them
00:47:51
as agnostic.
00:47:53
And they were bummed, but they were mostly just confused.
00:47:57
They were like agnostic.
00:48:00
Is that the one where you throw up or the one where you just stop eating entirely?
00:48:07
Was like, no, it's not an eating disorder.
00:48:10
And they're like, oh, thank God.
00:48:14
I was like, well, no.
00:48:22
Maybe,
00:48:24
maybe.
00:48:27
I like that.
00:48:28
That's funny.
00:48:34
Wait,
00:48:35
can we give much higher already?
00:48:39
Much higher. Hey.
00:48:43
0000.
00:48:47
Like.
00:48:48
Oh, give it up.
00:48:51
I think we should do that.
00:48:53
I little bit.
00:48:56
0000, yeah.
00:49:01
That's us today.
00:49:03
I didn't even study.
00:49:07
What kind of questions did they ask?
00:49:11
Would you go into the bathroom
00:49:12
and fill this cup up to the black line?
00:49:16
Did you tell me how to be black?
00:49:17
The only drug test it was.
00:49:18
The black line is a taste test.
00:49:22
Yeah, I tried it.
00:49:25
No, it was delicious.
00:49:26
No, I passed with flying colors.
00:49:29
I didn't know any of the drugs,
00:49:31
but it wasn't like a quiz.
00:49:34
That's my practice.
00:49:35
Every time I have a drug test, I cram the night before.
00:49:37
And I always fail. You always fail? Yep, yep.
00:49:49
Everything that guy just says.
00:49:50
Bullshit.
00:49:52
Thank you,
00:49:53
thank you.
00:49:54
I just like that clip so much.
00:49:59
I'm still not current,
00:50:00
and anybody is, like, new terminology that I probably haven't heard of.
00:50:04
Leave them in the comments and just educate me.
00:50:08
I'm. I really I'm out of touch.
00:50:11
I'm the first to admit I don't know what's going on.
00:50:16
I'm going to ask a young person,
00:50:19
oh, I was a kid.
00:50:22
Oh, I was you could ask another person.
00:50:30
For years.
00:50:30
Ask fledge. Fledge.
00:50:33
I am a gay man living in a predominantly straight community.
00:50:37
About a year ago, a couple moved in.
00:50:39
One day, the husband asked me to come over and help them put a table together,
00:50:42
which I did. He thanked me by sucking my cock.
00:50:45
I mean, he thanked me by opening a bottle of wine.
00:50:47
Then he asked me what what turns me on.
00:50:50
I thought, well, this is, I guess, where this is going anyway.
00:50:53
I thought the question was unusual but didn't hold back.
00:50:55
I showed him okay, never mind then.
00:50:59
That is where this goes.
00:51:00
We've had more encounters since then, and now I'm feeling used
00:51:04
and thinking about telling his wife.
00:51:06
I think she deserves to know her husband might be gay
00:51:09
and sleeping with other men.
00:51:11
Yeah, he might be gay and might be sleeping with other men.
00:51:13
Yeah, he used some quote, gay lingo and quote
00:51:17
that makes me think I may not be the only one.
00:51:21
I heard there were some neighbors talking badly about gays,
00:51:24
and he didn't defend or take up for us.
00:51:27
That upsets me too.
00:51:28
What do I do?
00:51:29
They live a few doors down and it's uncomfortable when I see him and his wife.
00:51:33
She's always waving and is a sweet lady.
00:51:35
Signed Rethinking in Florida.
00:51:39
Okay, rethinking.
00:51:40
If you're not into it, you can avoid him.
00:51:44
But it is not your, position
00:51:47
to, break up a marriage.
00:51:52
It would be.
00:51:53
It'd be wrong of you.
00:51:57
Why is why would he be the one breaking the marriage?
00:52:01
Because he sucked the dude's
00:52:02
dick for ratting out his gay friend.
00:52:05
Why is that ratting out?
00:52:07
It's totally on him.
00:52:09
It's the definition of their friends.
00:52:12
What are you telling?
00:52:15
Being honest, talking about writing an honest to somebody.
00:52:19
Somebody did something really fucked up.
00:52:21
And they want to like, inform those who.
00:52:24
Oh, do you mind using the phrase wrong?
00:52:25
I told you, I don't know though with the terminology.
00:52:28
What's it called? So.
00:52:29
But wouldn't you speak
00:52:31
if I murdered someone and I ran it and I ran to you, you'd hide me?
00:52:35
Yes, you'd be done with that.
00:52:39
You catch a felony for me,
00:52:41
I'd help you hide the body.
00:52:45
Interesting.
00:52:51
Times.
00:52:56
I mean, hypothetically speaking.
00:52:59
Speaking of bodies,
00:53:00
did you guys hear, the whole gene, the Gene Hackman
00:53:05
up to no more.
00:53:07
There's.
00:53:07
There's more.
00:53:15
This just in.
00:53:18
To juju juju guy who died.
00:53:21
That's a Gene Hackman and
00:53:23
the deaths of Gene Hackman and, Betsy.
00:53:27
Are are are you?
00:53:30
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
00:53:33
Where did her picture go?
00:53:35
She was just picture there.
00:53:37
This fucking.
00:53:39
But, more of these, videos labeled no way and always funny.
00:53:42
That's that's great. Continue.
00:53:44
Yeah.
00:53:45
Continue to be a shroud.
00:53:49
In mystery.
00:53:50
As a Santa Fe doctor. As
00:53:52
sensationally claimed, a girl called him the day after police say she died.
00:53:58
Doctor. Joe.
00:54:00
Joe said Joe.
00:54:02
Josiah.
00:54:04
Yeah.
00:54:04
Kind of guy, I guess.
00:54:05
Child who runs Cloud Barry Health in New Mexico as claimed.
00:54:08
The former classical pianist, 65.
00:54:12
The wife, is what he's talking about.
00:54:15
Egg roll, contacted his clinic on February 12th,
00:54:18
one day after medical examiner's conclusion that she died on February 11th.
00:54:23
Miss Allen didn't die on February 11th because she called my clinic on February
00:54:26
toe 12th, child told the Daily Mail.
00:54:30
She called me a couple of weeks before her death to ask about
00:54:32
getting an echocardiogram heart scan of her for her husband.
00:54:38
Child claimed
00:54:40
Agrawal had called to schedule an appointment
00:54:43
for February 12th for an issue unrelated to respiratory problems.
00:54:46
She was not a patient of mine,
00:54:48
but one of my patients recommended Claude Barry to her, he added.
00:54:52
Two days before she was due to see him, egg Roll canceled her appointment,
00:54:56
saying her husband, two time Oscar winning Hackman, was feeling unwell.
00:55:02
Here they are right here. Pictured happy couple.
00:55:05
She called
00:55:06
back on the morning of February 12th and spoke to one of the doctors.
00:55:09
Told her to come in that afternoon, he told the outlet.
00:55:12
So supposedly with the other facts of this
00:55:16
that she so this is like new as of like 15 hours ago?
00:55:21
Yeah.
00:55:22
According to Sanofi, medical examiners, egg roll
00:55:26
died of hantavirus pulmonary
00:55:30
syndrome, a rare rat borne respiratory disease.
00:55:34
Hackman, for his part, died from hypertensive,
00:55:39
three year old cardiac cardiovascular disease
00:55:42
with Alzheimer's disease as a significant contributing factor.
00:55:46
I believe she she died and he couldn't get care.
00:55:51
And so he ended up dying.
00:55:53
And then I don't know what the became of the dogs, too.
00:55:57
I think that's part of what they, Yeah.
00:56:00
Device on the abnormal rhythm
00:56:04
of atrial fibrillation on the last day.
00:56:07
His stupid thing is heart thing. He was active.
00:56:12
Okay, so one of their three dogs, which was in a crate
00:56:16
recovering from surgery, died of starvation and dehydration.
00:56:19
A state necro passed c report has revealed.
00:56:23
So the dog died of starvation.
00:56:25
Hackman died because he couldn't get help.
00:56:27
And that's all because fucking egg roll
00:56:31
had to have whatever fucking, hantavirus pulmonary syndrome.
00:56:35
Because obviously she was fucking around with some rat fucking.
00:56:37
She was.
00:56:38
I'm in one of them wet markets down in Egg Roll town.
00:56:42
You know, you can.
00:56:42
I heard you can get allegedly litter. Allegedly.
00:56:45
You know, I don't know, I'm just joking, but but they didn't have cats, so.
00:56:48
No, but it's weird because it's just like a weird.
00:56:52
What a weird domino effect.
00:56:53
You know, everyone goes out and the rest of them kind of just.
00:56:59
Just kind of walk.
00:56:59
Yeah.
00:57:01
I don't know.
00:57:02
Well, back in the olden days, when the noble died,
00:57:05
their slaves were buried with them, alive or dead.
00:57:10
Which one would you choose? The,
00:57:14
I chose
00:57:16
right.
00:57:17
But all of the above.
00:57:20
You said the.
00:57:21
If they would be buried alive or dead, which one would you choose?
00:57:26
Oh, I would rather be very dead and alive.
00:57:29
No, I mean, which slave would you choose?
00:57:31
Oh, all of them.
00:57:33
Okay.
00:57:34
I'm taking them all with me.
00:57:38
Alive or dead.
00:57:40
I told you I'd help you to dispose
00:57:42
of the body.
00:57:46
Well, we could use this.
00:57:47
I'm going to be terminating one day.
00:57:50
Like, this is, Yeah, exhibit A.
00:57:54
Just think, though, somewhere there's some detective
00:57:56
that may be watching our entire show for no reason.
00:57:59
Just out. Okay.
00:58:01
He's going to investigate.
00:58:02
Goodness.
00:58:02
He's going for 600 hours of material
00:58:04
for my admission of guilt of a crime that I haven't committed yet.
00:58:08
And, hey, he's like, I swear,
00:58:09
I thought I had some one's a pedophile, the other one's a pedophile
00:58:13
and a murderer.
00:58:13
The third one, I know you're getting paid.
00:58:15
I know you're looking for evidence, but how long would it actually take
00:58:17
you just to, like, comment and subscribe? Whether you're right. Yeah.
00:58:20
At least pretend you're like, actually watching.
00:58:24
I also don't like it when when people influencers say
00:58:27
smash that subscribe button. What?
00:58:31
I know you don't want to kill.
00:58:33
I do like the one, though,
00:58:34
because the little Hulk fist comes on and goes after they do that.
00:58:38
So try to say smash, say smash the like button,
00:58:41
smash hit just like.
00:58:45
There you go.
00:58:46
So that's that's not a smash.
00:58:48
I'm gonna just.
00:58:49
It is a safe, generic fuck it.
00:58:52
I thought the sound that comes with every fucking sound live.
00:58:55
But smash is kind of a common word.
00:58:59
And it doesn't sound like,
00:59:02
well, that was punch.
00:59:03
That was the closest I had to smash the like button.
00:59:06
Okay, punch the like button.
00:59:08
Go ahead. Brady.
00:59:10
Oh, I moved break your computer.
00:59:13
So for my my second part of my show and tell,
00:59:17
I live recorded videos
00:59:20
on the private tube and it was me forming this.
00:59:25
And it is the clip where I
00:59:27
refer to the the ground as floor.
00:59:32
So there's two clips, that's the other.
00:59:35
What you form a turd.
00:59:37
So, you know, this is shaped, cut off.
00:59:39
You know, they're only 23 seconds long right? Yeah.
00:59:42
I recorded this demonstration
00:59:45
and they're in slow motion.
00:59:47
And then choppy, really choppy.
00:59:51
We're gonna go that's like 3000 degrees.
00:59:56
Is that 3000 degrees?
00:59:58
I've got it cranked up these days.
00:59:59
I've got it at, forge.
01:00:01
Well, temperature.
01:00:01
Now, can you see my mouse pointer?
01:00:04
Yeah.
01:00:05
What is the lining. Is that in there.
01:00:07
Is that rep okay.
01:00:09
So that's not remnants of the burn.
01:00:12
That's not like ash or something. That's.
01:00:13
No, no, it's the fiberglass lining.
01:00:15
It doesn't burn.
01:00:16
It just kind of does have to replace it.
01:00:19
Looks like. It looks like it's already.
01:00:23
I did chop it up a
01:00:24
bit to suit, but, I want I wanted a hotter,
01:00:28
flame, and I had to cut parts of it to, to get it,
01:00:33
like, fitted better. And,
01:00:36
I hear it tastes like cotton candy.
01:00:38
Fell off into it. Just like that.
01:00:40
Did you try it?
01:00:44
Allegedly.
01:00:46
Yeah. Don't try this at home.
01:00:47
Where's the disclaimer?
01:00:49
You know, I started that clip with Flash Forge demonstration.
01:00:53
And of course, it started recording just after I said trans.
01:00:58
I thought maybe I, I'm a forge demonstration.
01:01:01
I yeah.
01:01:01
So it just starts with forge demonstration.
01:01:04
Forge demonstration.
01:01:06
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
01:01:07
So you know what that trans.
01:01:09
Next time I have to wait a little longer up for record.
01:01:13
Yeah.
01:01:13
Like, if you look on YouTube, it always gets the little blurbs
01:01:16
that you say right before the theme.
01:01:17
But, yeah. Rumble. It doesn't.
01:01:20
So if you want to hear your funny little doodles, they're all on YouTube.
01:01:25
If you listen very closely to this next clip, you'll hear easy.
01:01:30
Ask me, pause or stop.
01:01:34
Read it.
01:01:35
There.
01:01:36
It's, 40s a lot.
01:01:43
Wait.
01:01:43
How come it's not going?
01:01:45
How come it's not going to clang?
01:01:47
Clang like I've heard the other people.
01:01:50
It's just gone. Thump thump thump.
01:01:52
That's the sound of. It's all right.
01:01:55
What are they?
01:01:56
Are they pumping that fake sound in at Greenfield Village then?
01:01:59
Because yeah, it's really loud.
01:02:03
Clang, clang, you know, almost sounds like a bell.
01:02:09
That's a little less satisfying.
01:02:15
Are you ready for it?
01:02:16
Here's the fumble.
01:02:18
Oh, wait, the video just stopped.
01:02:20
I fucking hate it. We can just. Yeah.
01:02:23
The girly swinging is more than enough to for entertainment here.
01:02:27
Yeah. Let's get late.
01:02:28
Oh, yeah. Let's comment on that.
01:02:30
Have you ever held a hammer before in your life? I'm curious.
01:02:34
Like you're how you're holding it.
01:02:35
So limp, the hammer actually fell sideways.
01:02:40
Look at the ladder.
01:02:40
Use the weight of the hammer to do your work for you.
01:02:43
Oh, is that how you explain away?
01:02:46
No, no, it's plenty away.
01:02:48
How you explain away the gay.
01:02:49
I think that's the thing is, by the way, we get.
01:02:52
So you're saying that I've shaped this metal?
01:02:56
This is our purpose.
01:02:58
You do that for me.
01:02:59
More surface area.
01:03:00
Now I understand why it's taking you 40 years to make one life.
01:03:03
Because you're tapping on it.
01:03:05
I've made eight knives this year.
01:03:08
All right, eight, nine.
01:03:09
So we march.
01:03:11
So, anybody who's an actual.
01:03:14
Will they cut?
01:03:14
Please comment.
01:03:15
Is this not what a proper way to.
01:03:19
The Woodstock muffles a lot of the clanging sound.
01:03:25
I need to get ready to
01:03:26
go into it, because I'm just trying to get
01:03:30
what I was doing there.
01:03:31
I was trying to get this this band in here,
01:03:34
and, And I know what you have in your hand.
01:03:36
What? You're banging. Sorry. Yeah, this is it.
01:03:38
That's why I wanted to show you.
01:03:40
This is the piece I was working on in that video. It.
01:03:47
I got a nice flat belly here.
01:03:49
Why is it keep rocking up there? What is it going to?
01:03:51
Oh, maybe it's just for a second.
01:03:53
It's this is his shoe.
01:03:55
Maybe it's his shitty video right off.
01:03:59
Yeah. The sound has been off for me.
01:04:01
I still,
01:04:03
what's the goal?
01:04:04
That I got more questions.
01:04:06
Yeah. What's.
01:04:07
What is your dog licking his ass?
01:04:09
What's going on as he turn stitches out?
01:04:11
Oh. He was neutered
01:04:14
also, I was right.
01:04:16
You don't want to lick his ass or pull his stitches out, right?
01:04:19
Yeah.
01:04:21
What's the Congo, bitch?
01:04:24
What the dog do, noodle?
01:04:25
Is that the balls cut off for the.
01:04:27
That's the ball.
01:04:28
The vagina parts of your.
01:04:31
You here your dogs.
01:04:31
But that's why I will never get a boy dog.
01:04:34
They pass on stuff, number one. Number two.
01:04:35
You got to cut the balls off.
01:04:37
I don't want him to do that.
01:04:38
You don't have.
01:04:39
You don't want, yeah. Which way?
01:04:41
Which knife did you use to do that, man?
01:04:42
Straight pussy.
01:04:44
Oh, I missed it. Son of a bitch. Which which knife did you use?
01:04:47
It was so good because it's so funny. Hold up.
01:04:49
What did you use? The hammer.
01:04:51
This is what I have to say.
01:04:52
After watching myself.
01:04:53
It will kill Jamie. It will kill and kill.
01:04:57
Didn't I say will it cut? I wanted to say. Will it cut?
01:05:00
Which he does.
01:05:01
At some point it will cut it.
01:05:03
Cut some hot metal.
01:05:06
In case you didn't see that. Yeah.
01:05:09
That was really a productive segment, wasn't it?
01:05:11
Yeah. What?
01:05:14
I'm going to watch it again.
01:05:17
Tell you how productive it was.
01:05:21
Well yeah I mean it's a video that I thought
01:05:23
it was the feed now, but not the video.
01:05:34
But still on the phone and, you know, touch a dog or grab it.
01:05:37
Yeah.
01:05:38
So what
01:05:38
the dog, like, was thinking for a stick for a second,
01:05:41
would that probably would have hurt the dog if it tried to pick it up badly.
01:05:44
Yeah, definitely. Yeah.
01:05:46
But if you tried to grapple with the cone, it would have melted the cone
01:05:50
or even or just pushed it across the floor like all his toys
01:05:53
are, like he runs into the wall from the tables all the time.
01:05:56
Now with the stupid cone,
01:05:59
but he gets it off in three more days.
01:06:01
Why are you putting it back in the oven?
01:06:02
You're going to bang it some more.
01:06:04
Yeah.
01:06:07
So you get it all hot.
01:06:10
Yeah.
01:06:10
And bothered and sometimes bang it and then you bang it
01:06:14
and bang I'm being am I still.
01:06:17
I think it's working fantastic. By the way.
01:06:20
You have to be really with the same sex person.
01:06:26
Sorry. Yeah.
01:06:27
Wrong. One person. Shame.
01:06:29
So I guided it into my book.
01:06:33
Wow, that was lovely.
01:06:39
Where are they?
01:06:40
Queer. Hello, queer. Hello, Sterling.
01:06:43
Let's get them on the show.
01:06:48
Wow. That's that.
01:06:49
Great.
01:06:49
So I'll.
01:06:51
I see the, I get to hang out with them in a couple weeks,
01:06:57
giving me the, the backdrop to the studio.
01:07:01
It's going to look so good.
01:07:03
Wait, what?
01:07:04
You have a back?
01:07:05
Oh, yeah. Oh, it's getting better.
01:07:08
You Star Wars characters see how you can't read the signs still?
01:07:13
Yeah. You got the dimmer switch.
01:07:15
Black construction paper behind it, per Ryan.
01:07:18
Or a smoky black plexiglass over the top.
01:07:23
One of those two things will help.
01:07:25
Yeah, you could just buy, like a piece of tent,
01:07:27
maybe is there's a glass in front of it right now.
01:07:31
Even if you just, like, put,
01:07:32
put a piece of tin over it and then just cut like a razor blade.
01:07:35
Yeah, there's glass in front of it.
01:07:37
You're going to need a knife to cut that though.
01:07:39
You got any knives? Yeah. You got ones that cut.
01:07:41
Nothing.
01:07:42
Little cut, nothing that'll cut some thin.
01:07:45
Let's do one more segment on YouTube for the person for that, for watch how
01:07:52
please, please, please fix me.
01:07:56
Horse and Beth always.
01:07:58
Please, please.
01:08:00
Here it is. Horse.
01:08:02
Please please please.
01:08:05
Oh. Oh this for
01:08:08
two years ago, the Einstein title made international headlines.
01:08:13
It's the first cheap that can be used to cover a surface without gaps.
01:08:18
So that the pattern never repeats.
01:08:20
Finally, an entertaining way to tile your infinite bathroom.
01:08:23
More amazing.
01:08:24
Still, the group was Turner up a little bit.
01:08:27
Yeah, I don't know what the real world kind of.
01:08:29
Let's have a look.
01:08:30
Mathematicians, artists and scientists like what turned out better than I did
01:08:34
for millennia by patterns that fill a plane
01:08:36
without gaps called tilings or tessellations.
01:08:39
There are three regular polygons that'll do it,
01:08:41
and the plane, triangle, squares and hexagons.
01:08:44
And then there are many combinations of polygons that also work.
01:08:47
But these patterns have one thing in common.
01:08:49
They repeat that what's called a periodic tiling.
01:08:52
Well that's it.
01:08:53
All right.
01:08:54
So I guess I misunderstood because this breaks.
01:08:56
I didn't think you could have two different shapes.
01:08:58
I thought they had to be the same repeating shape.
01:09:00
These are all different shapes.
01:09:03
There's a
01:09:03
triangle and a square, for example.
01:09:07
Or are they just showing that this the repeating pattern?
01:09:09
Oh, I see the repeating pattern is the shape down below.
01:09:12
They're just show that's made up of other shapes called a periodic tiling.
01:09:15
Well there are also tilings that don't repeat, not ever.
01:09:18
The simplest of those are Penrose tilings, named after
01:09:21
Roger Penrose, who discovered them in the 1970s.
01:09:25
Or did he invent them?
01:09:26
Let's not go down that rabbit hole, whatever the nature of mathematics.
01:09:29
Oh shit. 82 the chemist. Then.
01:09:33
Can't believe she said that.
01:09:34
Where is it?
01:09:37
I imagine
01:09:39
that right now you're feeling a bit like Alice
01:09:43
tumbling down the rabbit hole.
01:09:45
Down.
01:09:46
I'm like to put the whole system on discovered cause I.
01:09:48
Crystals.
01:09:50
You got a subpoena?
01:09:50
Rabbit hole filings in nature statements.
01:09:53
Although I did catch.
01:09:53
No, you didn't waste time
01:09:55
criticism because quasi crystals weren't supposed to be possible.
01:09:59
But he was right. They're real.
01:10:01
And not only that, but quasi crystals also have a bunch of properties
01:10:05
that turned out to be super useful, such as durable surface
01:10:08
protection, nonstick coatings, or thermal insulation.
01:10:11
In 2011, Shechtman received the Nobel Prize in Chemistry for it.
01:10:15
The Einstein tile now was discovered or invented
01:10:18
by the computer scientist David Smith in 2023.
01:10:22
The name is a pun on the German
01:10:23
meaning of Einstein's name, which literally translates to one stone.
01:10:27
It's the first aperiodic mono tile
01:10:29
you thought is the entire plane can be filled with this one tile
01:10:32
without ever repeating the question of whether this was even
01:10:35
possible had been bugging mathematicians for more than 60 years.
01:10:38
But now you can buy Einstein tile puzzles for the Einstein
01:10:41
tile to work, though the tile has to sometimes be turned around.
01:10:45
To get a rough idea for how this works, have a look at this colored image,
01:10:48
which is super useful.
01:10:49
See how the tiles collect into these bigger triangular shapes?
01:10:53
These bigger shapes don't fit perfectly together.
01:10:55
To make them fit, you have to constantly shift them and fill in the spaces between.
01:10:59
This is why the pattern doesn't repeat.
01:11:01
Just a month after the announcement of the Einstein tile, the group around
01:11:05
Smith put out another paper that showed there is another shape
01:11:08
that periodically tiles the plane that doesn't have to be turned around.
01:11:13
Seeing how useful Penrose tilings turned out to be
01:11:16
in the natural forms quasi crystals, it's obvious to ask.
01:11:20
If not, the mono tile would also show up in the real world.
01:11:23
And this has now happened.
01:11:25
A group of Swiss researchers has just reported that they saw molecule
01:11:29
spontaneously assemble itself into a non periodic surface
01:11:32
cover that looks very similar to the Einstein time.
01:11:35
What do you think that means?
01:11:37
How do they self-assemble?
01:11:40
That's what
01:11:41
crystal the lattice structures do.
01:11:44
They self-assemble
01:11:47
from nothing or they organize themselves.
01:11:50
Like do they grow or do they just organize?
01:11:53
The way crystals form is, it's
01:11:57
I believe it's a polar reaction,
01:12:00
I think there it's not that the more electrically charged.
01:12:05
So they line up in a certain way.
01:12:09
Over time itself
01:12:10
looks like the ancient on tile, but it behaves similarly.
01:12:13
It's a pretty big molecule with a star shaped hydrocarbon in the middle.
01:12:17
You worry molecules just means that storms can spiral into two directions.
01:12:22
So it's a chiral molecule.
01:12:23
It doesn't have two sides as the Einstein tile, but it has two different versions.
01:12:27
Because of these spirals orientation,
01:12:29
the scientists noticed that when deposited on a silver surface.
01:12:35
Anybody want to
01:12:35
comment on the hair the molecules self-assemble into?
01:12:39
I think it's on the one side.
01:12:40
It's got a bit more than the other side of the molecules.
01:12:43
Never repeats.
01:12:44
Clearly, this is the same day that she cut all those promos that we saw.
01:12:47
At the end of the other videos. Yes,
01:12:51
they just form increasingly more complex patterns.
01:12:54
The reason is that the relatives of these spiral arms
01:12:57
don't smugly fit together in any regular combination.
01:13:00
Instead, they do similar things such as cool or triangular offsetting,
01:13:04
which is very similar to how it works with the ancient style.
01:13:07
It's also interesting from a physics perspective,
01:13:09
because the assembly process is driven by randomness.
01:13:12
It's only if the molecules can move around for a bit
01:13:15
that they find this periodic, yet still most optimal configuration.
01:13:20
In some sense, it's the entropy and the motion of the molecules
01:13:23
that creates this complex order.
01:13:25
So on the one hand, it's
01:13:26
a fascinating combination of entropy, order, and complexity.
01:13:30
And on the other hand, it's a junction of physics, maths and chemistry.
01:13:33
It makes me wonder whether they would have noticed what they were looking out
01:13:37
if the Einstein tire had not made headlines two years ago,
01:13:41
though, I want to add a word of caution.
01:13:43
They didn't actually prove that the pattern never repeats.
01:13:46
I mean, it's not like they can synthesize an infinite plane,
01:13:49
but it does look very similar to the properties of the Einstein tile.
01:13:53
And much like was I crystals, this could become very useful for material design.
01:13:58
This chemical mono tile
01:13:59
could have new electronic optics or even mechanical properties.
01:14:03
Maybe that'll even be another Nobel Prize for it.
01:14:06
I mean, which airline wouldn't want to know how to fill a plane
01:14:09
without gaps to me, science is more than a profession.
01:14:12
It's a way to understand the world and how to solve problems.
01:14:15
The wrong button.
01:14:19
Well, I've got another,
01:14:20
news update on, Sabrina Hossenfelder.
01:14:25
I have news.
01:14:26
No, no, this this is, I'm just late to the party every time.
01:14:31
Like with bustin fleek, all these things, dripping wet.
01:14:36
Regardless, this one is.
01:14:39
I've been watching Lawrence Krauss since he was a,
01:14:45
Arizona State University.
01:14:46
And he has since, like, moved into his,
01:14:51
his life as a hermit in Canada.
01:14:55
Like, that was good, I don't know, pre-COVID.
01:14:59
So it's been a while, but I,
01:15:02
I guess I don't follow his origins podcast.
01:15:05
I just know about it every month.
01:15:09
They do it.
01:15:12
He has her on and they do three topics, each of news stories
01:15:18
that are worth talking about, like physics news.
01:15:22
That's, that's, you know, that's,
01:15:25
make it a lot of noise and, and they review it.
01:15:29
And I didn't even realize that she was on with one of my other heroes.
01:15:36
Physics professor, rockstar extraordinaire.
01:15:39
Lawrence is produced by a coherent state of photons, the individual particles
01:15:44
that are going into your eye right now and are being absorbed by your eyes
01:15:47
so you can see me.
01:15:48
The reason you can see light is it's a lot of little particles
01:15:51
entering your eye that have been that, that are reflecting off my him.
01:15:55
So you can see them cross. Yes.
01:15:57
And it turns out this is background field we call the Higgs field,
01:16:00
which is everywhere in space and happens to have a very particular configuration.
01:16:05
And then when the particles that make your body and my body
01:16:08
up, when we move through it, they experience a resistance
01:16:11
that causes them to behave as if they have mass.
01:16:14
If the field wasn't there, the particles would be massless.
01:16:17
If the Higgs field is there, if I dump enough energy in empty space,
01:16:20
I'll kick out real particles.
01:16:21
I'll call them Higgs particles. And you know what?
01:16:24
They're there on July 4th, and they give us mass.
01:16:27
The discovery of 50 particles that looked and sounded and
01:16:31
walked and quack like Higgs,
01:16:33
quack like Higgs.
01:16:36
If it quacks like a Higgs, it's a Higgs particle.
01:16:40
That's what they say.
01:16:41
But that's Lawrence Krauss.
01:16:42
Now, one of the things that makes it interesting is he'll show up
01:16:47
to, a lecture with, red
01:16:50
converse All stars on.
01:16:53
I think it's just ridiculous.
01:16:55
Oh, but that's like that.
01:16:58
That's a comedy routine issue.
01:17:01
Shoot.
01:17:03
Does he think he's Dorothy?
01:17:07
Dorothy wore ruby slippers.
01:17:09
These are red converse all stars. These are just.
01:17:11
Oh, I see, they have nothing alike. Then I get it.
01:17:14
Ruby and red shoes. Completely.
01:17:17
Okay, good. You can go.
01:17:18
As long as we're clear about this.
01:17:20
That's like the difference between tessellations and crystals.
01:17:25
Here's the history and usage of the term bussing.
01:17:28
Bussing originated within African American
01:17:31
Vernacular English, which is known as RV.
01:17:34
Oh, okay.
01:17:35
It is rapidly gained popularity across various culture.
01:17:40
I see what they did their
01:17:41
popularity against across various culture and linguistic circles,
01:17:45
initially emerging
01:17:46
within urban communities, particularly in hip hop, hip hop, and rap
01:17:49
culture, bussing found its roots in the colloquial expression Boston,
01:17:53
which traditionally refer to something being exceptionally good or enjoyable.
01:17:57
I'm not going to read this whole thing.
01:17:59
The widespread adoption of Boston underscores its cultural differences
01:18:02
and the influence of the Black American vernacular on mainstream language.
01:18:07
I just saw a comedian talking about why don't wears all the white things we need.
01:18:12
We need white people to come up with good old sayings.
01:18:15
I gotta find that clip. He's hilarious.
01:18:17
What we're saying them right now.
01:18:21
No, no, these are really good.
01:18:23
Like like.
01:18:25
Okay, buckaroo.
01:18:27
That sort of stuff. He wants.
01:18:28
He wants new ones. We need to update our language.
01:18:30
We haven't contributed anything to the language.
01:18:32
No, don't make something that we've contributed a lot to the language.
01:18:36
When we contributed white vernacular, it just becomes our speech.
01:18:41
Yeah, it's just regular language.
01:18:45
Oh, wait, wait, I want just an American Vernacular English.
01:18:48
Where's the AV? Where's the AV?
01:18:49
That's what we're using right now.
01:18:51
That's everything we're saying all the time.
01:18:54
All right,
01:18:56
so you're saying there's no black people in England?
01:19:00
They are.
01:19:01
There are only they.
01:19:02
They talk like everybody else.
01:19:05
That was a terrible English accent.
01:19:06
I suck, it's the best of the luck of the Irish.
01:19:09
I was I'm not going to do a lawsuit
01:19:12
because you hear us.
01:19:18
Saint Patrick's Day 42.2.2 there.
01:19:22
I think the rest of my material is only fit for rumble.
01:19:25
But give us a call. Yeah, right.
01:19:26
Six three rants. Three. Hey, go get a beer.
01:19:30
Come see us on Rumble.
01:19:32
$64 stake, my ass. We'll see you there.
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01:22:29
Top of the morning.
01:22:29
The loss of my wife, his future stepdad, Terry.
01:22:32
Or, as they say, an Irish tear.
01:22:34
Oh, my shillelagh.
01:22:34
We're going to be making the Irish classic Shamrock Shake,
01:22:37
made famous by renowned Irish stomp.
01:22:39
It's unknown. What do you mean? He made his gym teacher cry.
01:22:41
No, I'm very angry now.
01:22:42
We'll deal with it. Prepare for today.
01:22:43
I smoked a bunch of corned beef hash minus the corned beef.
01:22:45
I lost the bottom of the blender
01:22:46
and the first ingredient in our Shamrock Shake is ice cream.
01:22:48
Where the fuck is the ice? In the freezer to get it? Shut up.
01:22:51
Where the fucking fuck is the ice cream?
01:22:53
Oh, God. My fucking beer.
01:22:54
Lactose free. What kind of bitch is that? Like this is.
01:22:57
Oh, no.
01:22:57
I think you're just tired.
01:22:58
Plastics on your tighter than Simon Carl's t shirt.
01:23:00
Fuck. This all doesn't make sense.
01:23:03
If you were Terry, you would agree.
01:23:04
Only green. You're wearing envy.
01:23:06
My relationship with my son, little buddy.
01:23:07
It's okay that we can just go to McDonald's.
01:23:10
Our next.
01:23:10
And green is. It's green Fook.
01:23:12
Oh, I'm like this thing to stay put.
01:23:13
Marshmallow man green died just like my wife is making my green die.
01:23:16
Taking half of it. Like Shrek pissing.
01:23:18
All right, now to spread out the green dye we're going to do some mixing.
01:23:20
Not like Joe Mixon because I'm not shooting at my neighbor's kids.
01:23:23
Yeah I'm about to beat it up like wow.
01:23:25
Put that I'm for the final ingredient.
01:23:27
Add an Irish person's favorite alcohol.
01:23:28
I don't know so much if I'm going to set the Guinness World Record.
01:23:32
Best Shamrock Shake.
01:23:34
And it looks like a bong water layer cake.
01:23:35
Oh, it looks like Shrek.
01:23:36
Just say these things as I say in Ireland 8:00 somewhere.
01:23:39
See if it's Boston or not. Have bad if you just.
01:23:42
If you're
01:23:42
looking for watching Single Dad's kitchen, you always have the luck of the Irish.
01:23:46
Oh, it's over the fucking yard.
01:23:48
Honestly, it's really not that bad.
01:23:49
Do you know how many aunts we're going to say that?
01:23:51
Leaf blower. Two birds.
01:23:52
Oh, look, for this perfect fuck.
01:23:54
It was just three fucking uprooted.
01:23:56
Shit.
01:23:58
There's.
01:23:58
You hear him say it? I heard it.
01:24:02
That's that's where I found out about it.
01:24:04
I was like, what is he saying?
01:24:06
Like,
01:24:09
I really thought Buster capping
01:24:11
your ass was as close as I could come to understanding.
01:24:14
So this same guy has a male parent where he.
01:24:18
He's selling small hand, possibly make some words.
01:24:21
He calls them retards.
01:24:22
They come in very manageable sizes, but if you want to cut it in half, you can't.
01:24:25
I like to go full retard.
01:24:26
He cannot keep the retards away from his mouth.
01:24:29
I just can't resist a retard. They're so strong.
01:24:31
We should start offering not only tarts, but holes. Retard holes.
01:24:33
You know, he started making safer meat in this dark hole.
01:24:37
That the holes. The part that's left over.
01:24:39
That was technically a retard.
01:24:40
Plug grave, a media retard.
01:24:43
In fact, I take retards to bed off
01:24:45
and I've been known to have a good regarding the shout.
01:24:47
If you are what you eat,
01:24:49
we are jacked to being a retard.
01:24:51
Our neighbor Bill Reed started a company.
01:24:54
I hate it when people claim together
01:24:57
food like it's glasses in a in a toast.
01:25:02
That is not how you cheers.
01:25:04
I believe is the phrase, the optimal phrase.
01:25:08
But it's, you don't do it with food.
01:25:12
It's.
01:25:13
But do you think you don't get the satisfying clang
01:25:18
when you smoosh together food?
01:25:19
It's just stupid.
01:25:20
I hate it.
01:25:23
That's my rant.
01:25:24
You think Joy wants to be on stage right now?
01:25:26
He's backstage.
01:25:29
Oh, yeah, but I'm on stage.
01:25:30
I don't I don't want to reveal his lobby, though.
01:25:33
If he doesn't want to.
01:25:34
Yeah, I don't care I it is.
01:25:37
That's a draw.
01:25:38
He's got this in his ear.
01:25:42
You know.
01:25:42
You know what I'm saying?
01:25:45
I don't think the casino's like the, my to be going on in there.
01:25:51
Let's put
01:25:53
put five on a, put five on something for me.
01:25:57
Oh, yeah.
01:25:57
Why would I do that?
01:26:00
Well, you know, I think it's another crime we could break live on TV, right?
01:26:05
I don't think the roulette wheel has 95 squares.
01:26:11
Is this show number 95?
01:26:14
It is.
01:26:17
You can count
01:26:18
and or read, I forgot.
01:26:21
No. What?
01:26:22
What did he say we're doing to the shows?
01:26:24
Our day.
01:26:24
Our shows are numbered.
01:26:25
That's a number. Say our number.
01:26:28
I'm glad you can number our shows.
01:26:29
They're counting.
01:26:31
Right, but they're numbered.
01:26:33
George didn't want to pay 28 bucks for a steak,
01:26:36
so he walked downstairs.
01:26:39
I'm getting a beer.
01:26:41
Oh, is it green?
01:26:43
Get it green. One.
01:26:47
It's only
01:26:48
Saint Patrick's Day for another 33 minutes.
01:26:52
What do you want to know about?
01:26:55
And I've got all this green on.
01:26:58
I gotta turn that down.
01:26:59
That's what I need to do.
01:27:00
Oh, yeah?
01:27:01
You turned it up for, Sabina, I think.
01:27:04
No, just this.
01:27:09
One. And also. Oh.
01:27:22
The one thing for Mount Rushmore is they are not ranked one through four.
01:27:26
It is just.
01:27:27
Oh, there's no four
01:27:29
drunk Irishman.
01:27:31
We're doing the Mount Rushmore of Irishman, drunk Irishman,
01:27:35
a drunk Irishman.
01:27:38
There is.
01:27:41
I don't think there are four Groundskeeper Willie.
01:27:45
Oh, definitely.
01:27:49
I I'm out of them, I ran out,
01:27:52
I was thinking of the guy that that, MMA fighter that sells his own,
01:27:57
Oh, yeah.
01:27:58
Oh, shit. He,
01:28:01
Yeah, he's a Gregor.
01:28:03
Yeah. Conor McGregor.
01:28:06
That's what I was thinking of.
01:28:11
There's a,
01:28:14
WWE wrestler.
01:28:16
That's, Chanel again.
01:28:19
Oh, Hannigan.
01:28:21
Oh, Shannon.
01:28:21
A gram.
01:28:25
Oh, Flannery it drunk.
01:28:27
An Irishman. That's his name?
01:28:29
Yeah, that's a name.
01:28:33
And he looks like now
01:28:35
that's draws our our wrestling expert.
01:28:40
Is this him?
01:28:42
Oh, was it again? Who was it?
01:28:44
Oh, yes. That's him. Seamus.
01:28:47
Seamus? Yes. Seamus.
01:28:49
Seamus. Oh, Irish.
01:28:51
Oh, Irish.
01:28:52
Yes. Okay, so that's three. We need one more.
01:28:54
And you can Mount Rushmore of drunken Irishman.
01:28:59
Like Colin Farrell.
01:29:04
Colin Farrell, he's Irish.
01:29:06
All right.
01:29:07
And there another one that gets,
01:29:11
gets of the fights.
01:29:13
Who was on the self-portrait?
01:29:16
It probably was called Farrell.
01:29:23
I'm out of touch.
01:29:24
Last, season, I thought of South Park was, season three.
01:29:29
I think they're up to 21 now.
01:29:31
Yeah. I haven't seen,
01:29:33
Mickey Rourke, Lindsay Lohan.
01:29:36
There's two more. Oh, Lohan.
01:29:39
Matthew McConaughey.
01:29:40
All right, all right. Kind of guy. Yeah.
01:29:43
What kind of.
01:29:45
We're trying to get.
01:29:49
Yeah.
01:29:49
You know what? I think we could come up with a lot more.
01:29:51
I think they're kind of known for that. But that's all right.
01:29:53
Rory McIlroy.
01:29:57
Is that his real name?
01:29:58
What kind of kid?
01:29:59
Rory is the name of the Lions man?
01:30:02
Yeah, Rory.
01:30:04
And also the name of a child.
01:30:08
No it's not.
01:30:09
It should never be.
01:30:11
Never.
01:30:11
Well, he's not a child.
01:30:15
That might be terrible.
01:30:17
Newmarket.
01:30:18
Rory or Riley?
01:30:25
The matchups,
01:30:26
match ups, the mash ups mixed so well this week.
01:30:30
They are all. Yeah they did. And that's.
01:30:31
I've watched.
01:30:32
And then I got the preview for lack of a better word.
01:30:34
They're all buzzing person I don't know you I think you
01:30:40
you tried to get to me but I
01:30:42
was like it's kind.
01:30:46
Of I believe up and down.
01:30:50
I get that
01:30:52
he's got.
01:31:00
The passion and stuff.
01:31:01
But I think that's the focus.
01:31:03
But but but in fighting for.
01:31:06
Right.
01:31:06
You know, Christian Bradley is I don't like I like I,
01:31:11
I can be question they got a right you for your mind.
01:31:15
So since you won just for nobody know what I just did.
01:31:19
There's so much on the.
01:31:20
I don't want to come
01:31:22
race, but I'm.
01:31:25
I'm looking for some.
01:31:29
Someone, you know, get in my limit
01:31:33
and stuff. That is.
01:31:34
But but thank God for him fighting for him. And
01:31:39
I'm talking about I just pop here we go.
01:31:41
Ships and consider motherfuker, statues and enough.
01:31:50
No no, no.
01:31:50
Doesn't matter.
01:31:52
Come on, come on bro.
01:31:56
Algebra.
01:31:56
Me, George, I always jibber you in your mind.
01:31:58
Me and stuff. But this stuff.
01:32:01
But I think that's the focus in five installments
01:32:05
is the
01:32:07
that I see what you.
01:32:10
I like little boys pee pee wee wee jibber.
01:32:16
The song sounds a lot like black and yellow to me.
01:32:19
I don't know about.
01:32:20
I think she may have ripped off that.
01:32:24
That beat, black and yellow are colors.
01:32:29
You know, the some black in yellow and black.
01:32:30
Can you, can you?
01:32:32
I don't know who sings it, but it's stuck in my head.
01:32:35
No, maybe you were paying attention,
01:32:37
but I'm not up to date on any.
01:32:40
Maybe. Maybe I wasn't paying attention.
01:32:44
Oh, okay.
01:32:45
All right. Good point.
01:32:46
Yeah.
01:32:47
So, no, I don't I'm not hip with what's going on.
01:32:54
Pop culture is my weakest subject.
01:32:59
I have also strongest
01:33:01
lapsing in most others.
01:33:05
Theology.
01:33:06
Is that your strongest?
01:33:08
I'm going to go
01:33:11
with, lunch
01:33:16
now. Physics is my favorite, but my strongest
01:33:21
is, counter apologetics.
01:33:27
But I like particle physics.
01:33:31
In another life,
01:33:32
I should be a physics professor. But.
01:33:36
But in this one, I'm.
01:33:38
I'm dabbling in counter apologetics. Ooh.
01:33:42
Counter apologetics.
01:33:43
That's a good segue for this tab.
01:33:45
Yes. Oh, this is good faith stories.
01:33:49
Yeah.
01:33:49
Is in a mother's womb where two babies. Yes.
01:33:52
And one teacher. That's a good analogy.
01:33:55
Do you believe in life after delivery
01:33:58
and the other replies.
01:34:00
But of course there has to be something after delivery.
01:34:02
Maybe we're here to prepare ourselves for what will be later.
01:34:06
Nonsense of the first.
01:34:08
There's no life after delivery.
01:34:09
What kind of life would that be?
01:34:12
I don't know, said the second, but there'll be more light than here.
01:34:16
Maybe we'll walk with our legs and eat with our mouths.
01:34:19
Maybe we'll have other senses we can't understand. Now.
01:34:23
First. Gosh, that's ridiculous.
01:34:25
Walking is impossible. And eating with our mouths.
01:34:27
That's absurd.
01:34:28
The umbilical cord is what scientifically supplies nutrition and all that.
01:34:32
We need. But it's far too short.
01:34:34
Life after delivery is to be logically excluded. Yes.
01:34:38
And the second says, what if it's just different than it is here?
01:34:42
Maybe we don't need that physical cord anymore.
01:34:46
The first ghost.
01:34:46
Okay, if there were life after delivery,
01:34:48
then tell me, why has no one ever come back from there?
01:34:52
Delivery is the end of life.
01:34:53
And then the after delivery is nothing but darkness and silence and oblivion.
01:34:57
It takes us nowhere
01:34:59
in the second sense.
01:35:00
But certainly we'll meet mother and she'll take care of us.
01:35:04
The first gods mother.
01:35:06
You actually believe in mother?
01:35:08
If mother exists, where is she now?
01:35:11
And the second ghost?
01:35:12
She's all around us. We are of her.
01:35:15
It is in her that we live.
01:35:17
Without her.
01:35:17
This world would not and could not exist
01:35:21
in the first cells.
01:35:22
I don't see her.
01:35:24
It's only logical that she's not here.
01:35:27
To which the second replied, sometimes when you're in silence
01:35:30
and you really listen, you can perceive her presence.
01:35:35
You can hear her loving voice calling down from above.
01:35:42
But, how?
01:35:44
There's some good apologetics.
01:35:46
What say you?
01:35:48
Maybe. No.
01:35:56
It's a good analogy and a good point of view,
01:35:59
and a lot of it compares across the board.
01:36:03
I know, how could you take away anything he said it was well crafted.
01:36:08
I'm surprised he didn't say the about the person pulling on the umbilical cord.
01:36:11
I'm surprised you didn't call him Gary,
01:36:14
right?
01:36:15
Gary says
01:36:17
everything comes from the umbilical cord and that's the only proof we have.
01:36:20
Yeah, it's scientifically factual.
01:36:24
It's no life after delivery.
01:36:26
Okay?
01:36:28
Oh, what if
01:36:31
it's. Never mind.
01:36:33
I like how eloquent the babies were for you.
01:36:37
Think they were very well spoken?
01:36:41
Very robust vocabularies.
01:36:44
No, I think you're too old.
01:36:46
Anyway. Happy birthday.
01:36:47
Jesus. Are we at a pro-choice rally?
01:36:49
Because today we'll be dying eggs.
01:36:50
You look like a gay boy. But we saw this one already.
01:36:53
That it's giving problem, that you think about the kind over for PD and.
01:36:57
And he doesn't ask if it's possible because I'm lonely.
01:37:00
Fuck.
01:37:00
This Easter, Terry is my personal journey.
01:37:03
Yeah, we sort we also saw the SNL skit you said with the A minor.
01:37:10
Oh yeah,
01:37:10
and I know I realized that later.
01:37:14
I like a major.
01:37:17
Probably a major.
01:37:20
Writing in Japanese like your.
01:37:22
How do you say writing in Japanese?
01:37:24
How about growing?
01:37:25
Yeah.
01:37:27
Okay. I love this pairing.
01:37:29
You know, the straight guy at this point.
01:37:31
And the smiley, goofy guy.
01:37:35
These guys are funny.
01:37:39
Well, that guy, what's oyster in Japanese?
01:37:42
Oyster cookie.
01:37:44
It was firearm.
01:37:47
Khaki.
01:37:47
Khaki.
01:37:49
How do you say on the following
01:37:51
occasion, write and draw a summer oyster or khaki firearm
01:37:56
or a khaki or persimmon for persimmon?
01:38:02
You know, the famous Japanese orange fruit?
01:38:04
Well, he said that's so racist. Up.
01:38:06
Or someone.
01:38:08
Wait, maybe his goofy smile.
01:38:12
I'm sorry, I'm a racist.
01:38:13
That's just the way he talks. Yeah. Good.
01:38:17
Cookie cookie cookie
01:38:19
cookie cookie.
01:38:22
Cookie. Sky.
01:38:22
Cookie cutter cookies.
01:38:26
Category.
01:38:26
Kaka Kaka Kaka Kaka Kaka Kaka Kaka Kaka Kaka Kaka.
01:38:30
So as soon as they put the.
01:38:31
Since they put the Japanese text said it perfectly.
01:38:34
We're just coming out soon.
01:38:35
Yeah, yeah, you just read it off the teleprompter.
01:38:40
Thank you.
01:38:41
This this is our sponsor today.
01:38:43
I think the Japanese guys know.
01:38:46
Oh, do you drink water and no water at all?
01:38:49
Okay. All right.
01:38:50
And then what are you drinking during the day?
01:38:52
So these sodas
01:38:56
cheat. Okay.
01:38:57
So this is our new sponsor. That right?
01:39:00
I don't think she said that. Right.
01:39:02
Okay.
01:39:02
So these.
01:39:06
Blah.
01:39:08
They go back up we go and have a drink
01:39:11
for you.
01:39:15
As in like I'm going to sodas together.
01:39:20
But look, here's the thing.
01:39:22
Look how bloated she is.
01:39:25
Is that how you.
01:39:28
She's big boned and bloated.
01:39:31
She's puffy.
01:39:32
She can't be. She has no water at all.
01:39:34
That's all sugar, weight.
01:39:36
You know, you say you.
01:39:37
Some people say it's just waterway.
01:39:39
Since she's never drink water at all, this is all just sugar.
01:39:42
Wait.
01:39:43
This is wait, wait. This is better.
01:39:44
The 16,000.
01:39:47
This is a water at all. Okay.
01:39:50
All right. And then what? It's salty. Hold on a second.
01:39:52
Wait, I don't we didn't hear it.
01:39:53
Let's translate that. Let's try that again.
01:39:56
Yeah.
01:39:57
Oh, I want it off of.
01:39:59
All right.
01:40:01
And then what are you drinking during the day.
01:40:03
So these sodas here's the thing.
01:40:06
You know what the most overlooked I don't know what is advertising.
01:40:10
I just wanted to hear.
01:40:11
Sorry. I know it sounds dumb, right?
01:40:13
But listen, it's not just about drinking white.
01:40:16
There's only a place on earth where that doesn't sound stupid,
01:40:20
but Saudis, it sounds so ridiculous to me.
01:40:24
And that's not
01:40:25
I don't that's not a slang that we don't know.
01:40:29
I recognize it is similar to the slang that I do know, but,
01:40:33
the yeah, the young people are aren't saying Saudis is my point.
01:40:36
No, I don't think so. Right. Intervals.
01:40:40
Yes, you are right.
01:40:41
People just forget to drink.
01:40:43
So what you should do is.
01:40:44
And I tell this to all my clients,
01:40:47
I never tell you to download the My Water Reminder app.
01:40:51
My water reminder app. Okay.
01:40:53
Brought to you by the My Water Reminder app.
01:40:56
There's also coming out soon the Remember to Breathe app.
01:40:59
Yeah, the put the right foot in front of the other app
01:41:03
and the oh my god I forgot how to sit down app.
01:41:07
Okay, well we've we've already heard about the,
01:41:10
the apps where you follow the, the politicians,
01:41:14
stock trade advice.
01:41:17
Now, don't we have isn't there an app that,
01:41:22
some financial app that it's called Dave?
01:41:30
Is there,
01:41:32
Yeah, apparently that's I think that's a whole bank.
01:41:35
Oh, they've been.
01:41:41
Yeah, it's it's a whole bank.
01:41:43
It's one of those, brick and mortar lists.
01:41:46
Banks.
01:41:47
They just live in the ether world, so they save more money.
01:41:52
I don't know,
01:41:54
so I like your money.
01:41:55
I like I like the campy.
01:41:57
I like the opposite of clever, you know, like, oh,
01:42:00
it looks like it was made by a three year old and post.
01:42:02
It's not let's eat there.
01:42:03
But I don't want to see that in my bank and my airline.
01:42:06
Those are two things I'd like to be pretty serious about.
01:42:09
They're right over here.
01:42:11
Card.
01:42:12
You we we have a mask over there and then.
01:42:16
Yes. Medical also.
01:42:17
Yeah I don't want to walk in there and somebody somebody's like hello.
01:42:19
And they are dressed up like Yogi the Bear.
01:42:23
Have you ever heard of Mr.
01:42:24
William Beaumont bear?
01:42:26
I think Smokey the Bear is a mandela effect.
01:42:29
It's now Smokey Bear.
01:42:34
Speaking of adding
01:42:36
a and in the in the middle, how do you say I
01:42:38
how do you say a large three digit or four digit number?
01:42:44
How do I say it?
01:42:46
Yeah.
01:42:46
Pick a random one and then just say it.
01:42:49
4387.
01:42:52
Damn you.
01:42:53
You're wrong.
01:42:55
4387.
01:42:57
There you go. That was.
01:42:59
I didn't even realize it was a pet peeve of mine until somebody kept saying
01:43:02
2005, 2010, 2000 and
01:43:07
oh, yeah, you don't add an.
01:43:09
And that would make it a completely different
01:43:12
number, you know?
01:43:14
Yeah.
01:43:14
Would you rather have $250,000
01:43:17
or $250,000?
01:43:21
There you go. That's the best way to say it.
01:43:24
Yes, that's why you're the face of the franchise.
01:43:27
I know I words fake no.
01:43:29
Sometimes,
01:43:33
I want to pat you on your little head.
01:43:35
I wish you were here so I could do that.
01:43:38
This is perfect.
01:43:38
This is the perfect segue for my speech.
01:43:49
That's great.
01:43:51
And even it fits perfectly.
01:43:53
This me,
01:43:54
I you guys go.
01:44:00
To go.
01:44:03
Hold on a second.
01:44:04
Why are there parents on the bus?
01:44:05
Does anybody question the accuracy of this song?
01:44:08
Oh, no offense, but if the parents are there
01:44:11
and can get on the bus, why don't they just drive their own kids to school?
01:44:14
And we can save a lot of money on the busses,
01:44:17
but I know everybody's gonna be like, it's actually more efficient
01:44:20
for public transportation and cheaper if everyone pitches in on the one bus,
01:44:23
because then we can save and blah, blah.
01:44:24
The bus goes beep, beep, beep, beep beep beep beep
01:44:28
deep in the horn on the bus goes beep, beep
01:44:33
all the time.
01:44:35
It's like, let's just be real.
01:44:37
Let's just be real.
01:44:39
Swish swish swish swish swish swish
01:44:43
swish swish swish.
01:44:44
All in the town.
01:44:47
Let's look at the bus. Go
01:44:50
all moly.
01:44:53
Motor on the bus. Go zoom zoom zoom.
01:44:56
Welcome to counting one mile on the bus.
01:45:00
Go soon.
01:45:02
All through the town in the bus.
01:45:08
All. Hands on the bus.
01:45:11
Don't be.
01:45:16
A parent on the bus.
01:45:17
Don't.
01:45:20
Shake
01:45:22
on the bus.
01:45:23
Oh, never under the hood.
01:45:27
Shut the fuck up!
01:45:29
I love you, daddy.
01:45:31
That may have been bad.
01:45:33
Keep on good
01:45:36
all the time. Oh!
01:45:49
That mash up turned out great.
01:45:52
Fucking teeth.
01:45:54
Ridiculous.
01:45:54
I watched it all the way through.
01:45:57
Normally I just check in on those things and see how they start.
01:46:01
And then I move on to the next thing that that one I watched all the way through,
01:46:07
earlier this afternoon.
01:46:11
When I got back from my drug test
01:46:13
and the Lord, the unemployment lawyer office.
01:46:17
What the fuck is that?
01:46:18
Oh, that's the ceiling.
01:46:19
I'm like.
01:46:22
I thought it was a wall.
01:46:24
I didn't I figured out the speaker things, but I didn't know what the weird.
01:46:27
It's obviously a sprinkler.
01:46:28
So the sprinkler, I believe, was a mezzanine
01:46:32
instead of where in the world is draw?
01:46:34
We can play. What in the world is above draw?
01:46:37
Okay,
01:46:38
I'm calling in an amazing speaker.
01:46:43
Light.
01:46:46
That game isn't as much fun.
01:46:50
No, it is not.
01:46:52
Let's, let's see if we can find the Busan Babes.
01:46:56
See if you can get a camera on.
01:46:57
You're you're muted.
01:46:58
If you're talking, we can't hear you.
01:47:01
Thank you.
01:47:01
Oh, yeah. He's there.
01:47:02
Is you only, I found my Atari street recorder.
01:47:09
Holy shit.
01:47:11
I had a god. That's awesome.
01:47:12
I have the rest of that system.
01:47:15
Yeah, the Atari 400 or the Atari 800.
01:47:18
I have the 800 and the 1200 XL.
01:47:21
Oh, you got 202 disk drives
01:47:24
and a 300 and a 1200 baud modem, baby.
01:47:27
Wow. I have the original one where you put your phone on the thing like war games.
01:47:33
And then I created my 812 for the Smart Recorder for it.
01:47:37
Is the cable intact or is it cut like connect into the without the cable?
01:47:42
Is it is there a power for it too?
01:47:44
I think there's a power plug you need for it too.
01:47:46
Yeah, well, I could be wrong.
01:47:48
You got to, but. Oh, shit. Dude. Yeah,
01:47:51
I we can actually see this.
01:47:52
So the heads in that though
01:47:54
are very sensitive and I doubt it would probably still read a tape
01:47:57
because it looks like it's been around smoking a bit.
01:48:01
Yeah.
01:48:02
So Terry was smart too.
01:48:03
Most of the computers at that age were white, not beige.
01:48:06
And then so after they were around smoke, they turned to that color.
01:48:08
But Atari just said fuck it. And they started with that color.
01:48:10
But I can still see the stains and stuff.
01:48:12
You definitely, you may have smoked around it.
01:48:15
Not smoking nicotine does to the head on a cassette tape, you know.
01:48:19
What are they going to be like?
01:48:20
You'll have to clean that off pretty good with alcohol and a little swagger
01:48:23
you've cut.
01:48:24
What are those things called you're not supposed to put in your ears?
01:48:27
Two tips. That's it.
01:48:29
Cotton swab.
01:48:30
Actually. Oh.
01:48:32
How do you clean your ears if you don't put them in or around or near your ear?
01:48:35
I mean, what's the point?
01:48:36
I, I get them that are bigger than my elbow.
01:48:39
Oh, yeah, I do.
01:48:44
What a fuck.
01:48:45
Starts a conversation like that?
01:48:49
Yeah.
01:48:50
There you go.
01:48:50
I love that clip.
01:48:51
Yeah, that's one of my favorite
01:48:54
young Malcolm on the.
01:49:00
I'm not familiar
01:49:01
with this young quartet group of men.
01:49:05
Yeah. No.
01:49:13
So if he's not
01:49:16
Native American, isn't Keith Keith appropriation.
01:49:19
I'll stay.
01:49:21
Oh, that's the thing.
01:49:22
I say nothing else. That.
01:49:24
Oh, no one Muslim.
01:49:26
Just, All right, good luck. You know, Mr..
01:49:29
I'm sure.
01:49:33
It's a good
01:49:35
couple,
01:49:37
but not yet.
01:49:39
They know there's a
01:49:42
part to play now.
01:49:45
Never.
01:49:46
Oh, by the way, you make.
01:49:50
This great
01:49:53
must be.
01:49:59
Great.
01:49:59
You like I love it.
01:50:02
He starts they say get dirty in this, Mr.
01:50:06
fucking pop is my.
01:50:09
I don't know if I like this one like you have to come over your block. No,
01:50:15
no I don't man.
01:50:17
Oh, no.
01:50:18
It's this happy.
01:50:22
Happy Saint Patrick's day.
01:50:25
Happy Saint Patrick's day I want to do nothing.
01:50:28
But you're going the tax. Look at.
01:50:31
That's Saint Patrick's Day chicken attack.
01:50:33
I had to do it one more time before Saint Patrick's Day is over.
01:50:36
Oh, yeah? Good call.
01:50:37
But next I can take this another gay thing off here.
01:50:41
There's a fuss. Oh, it's stuck on my hair.
01:50:44
Headphones up to France. No,
01:50:47
never. Let me go on a phone.
01:50:50
We going to clean up for a planet?
01:50:52
Blow. Bennett.
01:50:54
Bennett for the world.
01:51:00
But I got still for when I see a bus.
01:51:03
New Smyrna was always
01:51:06
just a little rain.
01:51:10
Oh, wow. The way was shot. No!
01:51:11
Ho ho ho.
01:51:14
Hold on a second.
01:51:15
Why did he say use the little boy?
01:51:20
What else are you going to do with him, little boy?
01:51:22
I'll give you what I use. The little boy.
01:51:25
I get freaky.
01:51:28
Who is this?
01:51:28
Is what Keith?
01:51:30
I think we just may have found the new Diddy.
01:51:35
World on.
01:51:37
But I'm gonna still fall when I see him.
01:51:39
But New Smyrna was always new.
01:51:44
Is the little boy on your freaking monster?
01:51:48
What?
01:51:49
Use the little boy, I get freaky.
01:51:51
What?
01:51:53
Use the little boy.
01:51:54
Are you freaking monster?
01:51:58
I get freaky with your mother.
01:51:59
I hope that's what he said.
01:52:00
Let's just say that's what he said and move on.
01:52:04
What did he say?
01:52:09
Hi. Last.
01:52:15
Hi. This message is for flash.
01:52:21
I think I'm triggered.
01:52:23
I think you could just play sound bite and then something happens.
01:52:26
Like there was like, no. God, no.
01:52:28
It doesn't have to see if this works.
01:52:32
Let's see if it works.
01:52:33
I can go blue.
01:52:35
Hey, guys, it's the kid.
01:52:36
So I was going to call me, last week, but. But,
01:52:41
I thought the show was about rubbish.
01:52:44
I don't I think that means garbage.
01:52:47
I don't think I could have had added anything,
01:52:50
educational or entertaining because,
01:52:54
there's no such thing as, garbage or in my family,
01:52:57
my family keeps everything, my mom even had,
01:53:01
the placenta in a jar from, when I was born, and it being used to,
01:53:06
keep open the problem on the back porch screen door.
01:53:10
If you still had the, my, biblical cord lying around too.
01:53:14
Well, well, it's a it's in bits in pieces
01:53:17
because it was initially used to a statue of oats until it broke.
01:53:22
Or is it there?
01:53:23
And then it was used to poke my sister cousins hair in a ponytail,
01:53:27
because daddy had her in polo.
01:53:30
I got to say, like to play for games
01:53:33
and, their favorite game, I it is to play horsey.
01:53:37
I don't know, I've never seen it, but they whisper about riding each other,
01:53:41
and then they go in the other room and start agreeing with each other
01:53:44
really loudly.
01:53:45
It's a weird thing.
01:53:47
So then I show up.
01:53:49
I thought it was, about, and,
01:53:54
is that like, but then a cat.
01:53:57
Yeah.
01:53:58
So you get, a home from Roseanne back in Montana.
01:54:03
If Montana, this did not made you read the topic.
01:54:06
Well, it was Berkey, but.
01:54:08
Or maybe, busting a nut or ABC.
01:54:12
When they put all those niggers in those busses
01:54:15
and bring them to my neighborhood.
01:54:17
Wow. Okay, but is that the topic, or is it.
01:54:22
Oh, we had, I think, like, three black people in my high school.
01:54:26
I don't know, because I never finished elementary school.
01:54:29
What I learned how to work off my thing is, game game.
01:54:32
And Papa, God bless their soul, but put me to work on the family farm,
01:54:36
milking cows in bowls and goats and sheep and dogs and.
01:54:40
Cool.
01:54:41
Oh, whatever.
01:54:42
Came walking across the yard really?
01:54:45
Game, game.
01:54:45
And Papa God was there, so.
01:54:47
But put me to work on the family farm, milking cows and in bowls and goats
01:54:51
and milk
01:54:54
or whatever came walking
01:54:56
across the yard really well, anyway,
01:54:59
I don't know what, but it is, that's a stupid fucking topic.
01:55:03
As above, so below.
01:55:04
I'm the cat,
01:55:07
for busking.
01:55:08
That's, that's a, you know, a homeless way to make some money.
01:55:13
Well, is that to be homeless?
01:55:14
So he said, talking about bussing black kids to his school.
01:55:17
But let's not forget that they also bused
01:55:19
white kids to black schools for desegregation.
01:55:22
Don't forget about bussing.
01:55:24
Kamala Harris.
01:55:26
Yeah, I was thinking we were going to go to Rosa Parks, but
01:55:29
Kamala is fine.
01:55:34
That's the wrong answer.
01:55:36
Oh, okay.
01:55:37
Every time I drive down the city,
01:55:40
I do notice
01:55:42
that the bus stops are just absolutely populated
01:55:46
with one certain demographic, and not that any other son
01:55:49
of a.
01:56:00
Breaking news.
01:56:01
This just in
01:56:03
black people populate bus stops.
01:56:06
Wow. I said what?
01:56:08
You wouldn't. Yes.
01:56:12
Man, they love their bus stops.
01:56:14
Second class to integrate her public schools.
01:56:18
And she was bussed to school every day.
01:56:21
And that little girl was me.
01:56:23
No, I wasn't.
01:56:24
No, I got my shoulders of giants got by.
01:56:27
We reach for the stars.
01:56:28
We touch the sky flies on the backs of giants.
01:56:31
For starters. For we roar.
01:56:33
So like, can we get much higher?
01:56:40
It is proven that
01:56:42
that was a man gotten a leg up from Montel Williams.
01:56:46
But she had to put.
01:56:47
She had to get more than a leg up.
01:56:49
She had a third off leg up.
01:56:51
She had to get his third off up.
01:56:53
Third off. Wow.
01:56:55
Third.
01:56:55
She just had to get his third off that you can.
01:56:58
That works as a noun or a noun.
01:57:01
Noun as past tense of noun.
01:57:03
Yeah. Mounted it it can.
01:57:05
You magazine is about as undetectable as Kanye West race.
01:57:09
Now our competitors contacted us and said, hey,
01:57:12
prove that you give me some titties and you and bring us more pleasure now.
01:57:17
And I said, bend over and I'll show it is.
01:57:20
Mind you, there's no need to do that.
01:57:23
I I'm not here to kind of that also actually, you know
01:57:27
well our these are also they used friendly which means you can have
01:57:31
a hot beef injection without touching any form of sausage whatsoever.
01:57:35
Because remember, not everyone loves a spit roast on a Sunday.
01:57:39
And guess what else?
01:57:40
Our magazines are now available in Kohl's, so you can pop on down to Kohl's
01:57:45
and grab a box for your box to take a moment in the moment to use the moment.
01:57:49
And yeah, but take the bush down on cheese, which is
01:57:54
there, so that the clothing store Kohl's
01:57:57
I guess.
01:57:58
Oh wait, maybe their Kohl's is different than our Kohl's.
01:58:01
I missed the best joke.
01:58:04
She said she's getting wet just thinking about getting pushy here.
01:58:09
And and her name was bushy.
01:58:11
Bushy. Yeah.
01:58:14
I'd rather have her name be Baldy.
01:58:16
But what do you do.
01:58:19
Yeah.
01:58:21
Pop. Hahaha.
01:58:22
All right, let's.
01:58:24
I love all the clips that I sent you.
01:58:30
Even the ones that were repeats.
01:58:32
At least you're reading out the repeats.
01:58:35
I sent you a lot this week, didn't I?
01:58:37
Oh, what about the one that was called Appropriate Caption?
01:58:43
I'm on sneaky
01:58:44
little ninjas right now because again, that's red.
01:58:48
That's red. That's labeled.
01:58:50
Dude, the way you label these is just unbelievable.
01:58:54
I know
01:58:55
the Ninja parade is fantastic.
01:58:58
The heart that's a drop.
01:59:00
I don't even remember what they were that I finally clicked on them
01:59:03
because this one just says, I want to believe or I want to believe,
01:59:07
I want. This is still better than rap.
01:59:10
Okay?
01:59:11
But you see, I want to believe.
01:59:14
I want to believe.
01:59:16
Dance here.
01:59:17
Roll it.
01:59:17
Roll the clip. Ready?
01:59:21
It's not a drop.
01:59:23
Let's play dance monkey like
01:59:25
and so serious.
01:59:28
Like maybe you pushed me on, Shawn.
01:59:32
Okay, smart.
01:59:34
This friend is now playing
01:59:37
really well.
01:59:38
Can you
01:59:40
guys, this is drama.
01:59:42
Oh, fuck.
01:59:43
Is it a streamer?
01:59:45
It's dance monkey.
01:59:47
It's a giant.
01:59:48
Gonna the inside.
01:59:50
We're good pants.
01:59:51
Frankie, where are you from?
01:59:53
Here you go. See you now.
01:59:55
Oh, he's gonna show.
01:59:57
I wish I would have had that last week.
01:59:58
I was trying to explain Panera, so I.
02:00:01
We had Panera. I went in on it.
02:00:03
I got the steak sub.
02:00:04
Steak sub when I opened it up, there was like, sauce and three
02:00:08
little squiggly pieces of steak.
02:00:10
And I had mentioned how Panera
02:00:11
kind of has a portion size to get the, you know, to make it look healthy.
02:00:14
They barely put any on it.
02:00:16
It's like 12 bucks for three little strands of steak.
02:00:19
And I wanted a picture.
02:00:20
I'm like, you know what a steak sub supposed to look like?
02:00:22
I really wish I would have had
02:00:24
that fucking picture right there at the end when he held it up.
02:00:27
Yeah, the rare breed, that's what steak should look like inside.
02:00:32
They're more mobile and bread.
02:00:36
I like that little shit commentary.
02:00:39
You see that Panera? That's what your steak sub should look like.
02:00:41
I'd even pay maybe $13 for it instead of 12 for three pieces.
02:00:45
And then your narrator should sound like.
02:00:50
The the little child. Yes.
02:00:56
Is there something wrong with that?
02:00:58
No. Okay.
02:01:01
Good. Yes.
02:01:05
I send you other good clips.
02:01:07
I want the one that, Which one? You two.
02:01:10
Would you like for you to play? Now?
02:01:11
Don't give me that clip.
02:01:13
Football.
02:01:13
Busan football one.
02:01:15
The clips get shown.
02:01:17
Hold on a second.
02:01:18
That's our fourth. What's his name? The kid.
02:01:21
All right, what's up, my fellow tip again. Cut the Clippers.
02:01:24
Today.
02:01:24
We're going to be getting CTE off the official sports
02:01:27
drink at the University of Georgia football team.
02:01:28
My welcome to the jungle juice. You look like Jaquan Barkley.
02:01:31
You look like gay. Gay what? I don't I'll get it I who do you think?
02:01:34
Faster. You seen both of the cops?
02:01:36
The rest of Tyreek Hill?
02:01:37
Do you know why the Miami police can't be marine biologists?
02:01:39
They hate black dolphins.
02:01:40
Okay, what if you're black and you got a lot of alcohol.
02:01:42
That's right.
02:01:43
We're going to get more than your fantasy team.
02:01:45
When you drafted Christian McCaffrey first
02:01:47
you know luckily I drafted Harrison Baker first.
02:01:49
He's a kicker no son he's a hero.
02:01:51
Our first ingredient in getting started in Joe radio I'm on your side.
02:01:54
There was a huge difference in the sudden change.
02:01:57
It's like they came back okay.
02:01:58
Cranberry juice is handy in case, you know, your partygoers have a UTI.
02:02:02
Yeah, but, I like CC.
02:02:04
No, but, you can get both from a head injury.
02:02:07
It could be sack related.
02:02:08
Fucking angel. Reese Dick. But fuck Terry, I don't care.
02:02:10
She doesn't like the Falcons.
02:02:12
It looks like they're just within and they're taking the bastard.
02:02:14
Where do you think this is scripted?
02:02:15
And maybe they're trying to remember it.
02:02:18
Killer.
02:02:18
We had OJ killed his wife and, some other dude.
02:02:21
You should be in the Hall of Fame for that alone.
02:02:23
That's going to make a bunch of people mad like it did last time.
02:02:25
What is our jungle juice? Jackson Mahomes?
02:02:27
Because it's mixing the juice of two lightly colored fruits. Boy.
02:02:30
Next in our jungle, juice.
02:02:32
Adam.
02:02:32
What the fuck? I'm guessing desperate in a wheelchair.
02:02:34
His legs are fucked up, not his arm.
02:02:35
Fuck his cerebral palsy.
02:02:38
I was armed with some of these in the room for sure, bro.
02:02:40
I guess that is the sport.
02:02:42
The Paralympics. Me, I still remember to his new movie.
02:02:45
Can't remember the Titans.
02:02:46
Get that star. No, but it's great.
02:02:48
That's right.
02:02:49
I think you're just jealous because you didn't have a dad.
02:02:52
Yeah. Looks like.
02:02:53
Oh, I can hang like Aaron Hernandez.
02:02:56
My guy got a free Tyree.
02:02:58
You look like that Madden stream with me sketch.
02:03:01
He's gay.
02:03:01
He can be both. You are.
02:03:03
I never said he wasn't. He's an extra chroma homosexual.
02:03:05
Yeah, that's a good point. I don't like people hide behind gay. You.
02:03:08
He's right.
02:03:08
You can be gay and mean, or you can be gay and anything.
02:03:11
Right?
02:03:12
Yeah. That'll make sure I. Juice is electric lit.
02:03:14
We're going to be using Magic Johnson's favorite drink, Gator Aid.
02:03:18
I heard he fucks an alligator. That's how he got Aids.
02:03:20
Mike Tyson fucks tigers. He fucks alligators.
02:03:22
In honor of October being Breast Cancer Awareness Month, I'll be doing free
02:03:25
breast exams for any woman that won't let me near them.
02:03:27
But I did a mammogram of Michael Irving's favorite performance enhancer last night.
02:03:31
It's more like a mama eight ball. It's like wholesome.
02:03:34
Yeah. Pick it up. Yeah.
02:03:35
All right. Put the shot here a little bit lower.
02:03:37
Adam, massage therapist really like having Deshaun Watson around
02:03:40
because it comes in handy.
02:03:42
Probably comes in. Fancy to let him.
02:03:44
You know who the masses least favorite football players Juju Smith Schuster
02:03:48
Brady who's black Jeff that's a you're supposed to tell me.
02:03:52
Speaking of football my accounts and fantasy overdraft practice.
02:03:56
Yeah. Did you 3D print that as well?
02:03:58
I never get a gremlin.
02:03:59
Let whom I Harrison Ford.
02:04:01
You got 19 more questions because we're adding some Indiana Jones.
02:04:04
Oh, okay. Yeah.
02:04:05
Is it a clear thing in the comments here?
02:04:09
I'm gonna zoom in here.
02:04:13
Oh. It's a clear, clear cube.
02:04:19
Oh, not a clear cube.
02:04:20
It's a puzzle.
02:04:23
Can you see what's written on it?
02:04:24
There? Nope.
02:04:27
Even that'll help.
02:04:30
That's a clue. There's the bottom of it.
02:04:32
The magnet
02:04:35
made in Taiwan.
02:04:37
It's a Star Wars toy.
02:04:40
The Thai fighter.
02:04:42
It's a plastic inside.
02:04:44
A clear piece of plastic on the clear place.
02:04:46
Piece of plastic.
02:04:47
There's an E a half mark and an F
02:04:52
e have up.
02:04:54
Anyways, in the comments, please tell people what that is.
02:04:58
That's a gauge.
02:05:02
Being a comment, other comments.
02:05:04
There's empty and full on there.
02:05:05
Yeah, we got tons of comments, but I just wanted you guys to try
02:05:07
and guess what this is because it's the gauge of the fuel gauge.
02:05:12
It's, Okay.
02:05:15
Anyone anyone else?
02:05:17
Gauge to let you know how
02:05:20
full something is?
02:05:22
Empty.
02:05:24
What do you mean?
02:05:25
Now draw.
02:05:26
Jesus.
02:05:29
You're eating Jesus.
02:05:31
Yeah.
02:05:32
I love to.
02:05:34
You know, he was a traveling exorcist, right?
02:05:38
According to the Bible,
02:05:40
only Jesus
02:05:43
was a traveling expert.
02:05:45
Since publicly, Josh,
02:05:48
you know how long ago exorcisms have been debunked?
02:05:51
Like everyone, I don't think I'm going out too far.
02:05:54
There. There is this.
02:05:55
There are recording systems are better systems.
02:06:00
Have you seen some of the recordings of the actual.
02:06:03
He's a real fucking weirdo from
02:06:05
there could be placebo effect of the exorcism itself.
02:06:09
If somebody is in a very psychological state
02:06:11
and they genuinely believe some, some something is possessing them to make that
02:06:15
whatever's happening,
02:06:17
it's possible.
02:06:19
I'm just saying.
02:06:25
Yeah.
02:06:25
What what what you don't you don't believe that there could be a placebo effect?
02:06:29
That if somebody half.
02:06:30
I'm just saying that there's a, there's a lot of somebody goes through a ritual
02:06:33
and they think, oh, I'm healed.
02:06:34
Now, if there's a lot of recorded
02:06:37
exorcisms that have a lot of weird story shit to them, that
02:06:42
are documented 100%,
02:06:45
it's not like embellished, and there's just some weird shit that
02:06:49
occurs that just seemed odd, I don't know, is there stuff that's like documented?
02:06:53
And it wouldn't be interesting if that wasn't true?
02:06:56
It does seem like they, whether they're crazy
02:07:00
or they're on something I don't know.
02:07:05
Well, everyone in the room is crazy.
02:07:07
Then. Yes.
02:07:10
Yeah, that's that's not automatically discount that.
02:07:14
That's what. Yes. It's very plausible.
02:07:17
Oh my God.
02:07:18
If you cannot, then you're doing it wrong.
02:07:20
Then you're not thinking critically.
02:07:22
Be rational for a change and look at it in a reasonable sense.
02:07:28
Whoa, whoa.
02:07:30
Okay. If you if you want people to take you seriously.
02:07:32
Yeah, maybe not insult them by say something, something for a change.
02:07:38
Don't be crazy.
02:07:39
Don't be a dumbass. Time for a change.
02:07:42
Don't be a stupid.
02:07:43
You know, just just this once. This just.
02:07:46
Just for a moment.
02:07:48
I feel like you're directing that right at us for some reason.
02:07:51
Well, if
02:07:53
if I can't get you guys to see my point of view.
02:07:57
You guys have been my buddies for decades.
02:08:00
Why on earth would anybody else get what I'm trying to get at?
02:08:04
Like when I say people vilify me for,
02:08:07
like, pushing the atheist agenda,
02:08:10
then you guys aren't even getting where, what I'm going to like.
02:08:15
And if you guys aren't getting what I'm trying to drill home, I cannot
02:08:20
what you're going to possibly have a shot at getting what I'm getting at.
02:08:25
My argument for not accepting could be simple as Schrodinger's
02:08:28
cat, I don't want to believe everything you say.
02:08:31
So therefore. Yeah. Oh, yeah.
02:08:34
I do actually enjoy that about both of you.
02:08:37
That you'll stand up to me.
02:08:38
Because a lot of people just
02:08:41
give up, shut up or walk away.
02:08:43
Fuck off or.
02:08:46
But no, I do appreciate and enjoy that about you guys.
02:08:50
But but at this, at the same time,
02:08:53
if I can't prove what I'm talking about to you guys,
02:08:57
what?
02:08:58
Why would I even think that a stranger would believe
02:09:01
anything I have to say?
02:09:04
What do you think about this?
02:09:05
No, I'm not actually talking out of my ass.
02:09:09
Sometimes personal distance is more of an authoritative figure,
02:09:12
like somebody who, you know, and you're like, oh, they just care about me.
02:09:15
They don't going to tell me the truth.
02:09:16
But then you see an authority
02:09:17
figure, a stranger, or whatever, you might actually be, right?
02:09:19
What they say seriously with more. Yeah. They don't have. Yeah.
02:09:22
They don't have a conflict or a possible conflict of interest.
02:09:25
They don't give up. They have nothing to gain.
02:09:28
Right?
02:09:29
I mean, they're not trying to to maintain a relationship.
02:09:32
They can just walk away.
02:09:35
So why are we looking at
02:09:37
what are we looking at, some bullshit exorcism or some Microsoft ad?
02:09:40
I'm not sure. I'm a Vatican trained.
02:09:43
I don't know how you train for exorcisms, but
02:09:47
Vatican training exercises.
02:09:49
I've seen demons in the face,
02:09:50
watch people slither on the floor like snakes and seen people levitate.
02:09:54
This is from Business Insider.
02:09:55
So this is like he has seen people levitate.
02:09:59
That's what he says.
02:10:00
He just lost credibility.
02:10:02
Do you know other Vincent P Lampert is an exorcist based out of the arches.
02:10:07
Towers.
02:10:08
Please work on Vampires of Indianapolis.
02:10:13
Do you hear me?
02:10:14
Vampires.
02:10:17
Vampires?
02:10:22
Know,
02:10:22
at the time I was appointed, I was only 12.
02:10:26
I was only one of 12 stably appointed Catholic exorcist priests in the US.
02:10:30
Today, that number has grown to 175.
02:10:32
The church says the best way to learn
02:10:33
the ministry is through the apprenticeship model.
02:10:36
But because there were so few of us back in 2005, my bishop sent me to Rome
02:10:40
and I was able to train under a French siskin Franciscan priest
02:10:45
who allowed me to sit in on four exorcisms that he performed over the three months
02:10:49
I was there.
02:10:51
Well, why do you not hear more about this in, like, the news?
02:10:53
Because you would think that, like, oh, they report of an exorcism.
02:10:56
Like there's a demon inside of someone like.
02:11:00
But they.
02:11:01
Are they lying? They making this up?
02:11:03
This is propaganda.
02:11:07
There's no such thing as a typical exorcism.
02:11:10
There was a very strict protocol I follow.
02:11:12
A person needs to have
02:11:13
a psychiatric evaluation and a medical examination by a doctor.
02:11:17
I'm basically asking them,
02:11:18
is there something about this person's condition that you cannot explain?
02:11:22
I then sit them down
02:11:23
and do an intake questionnaire, trying to determine if this is demonic.
02:11:27
The church works with anyone who believes
02:11:29
that they're up against the forces of evil.
02:11:30
My main goal is to determine
02:11:32
if that is really the case, because I am trained to be a skeptic.
02:11:36
Sounds like somebody I know.
02:11:39
I average 3500 people a year.
02:11:42
Reach out to me for help, 3500 people a year, reach out to this person for help
02:11:47
and they come from all over the U.S., other parts of the world
02:11:49
in all kinds of faith backgrounds, you name it.
02:11:52
So there's not a day, seven days a week.
02:11:53
I don't deal with some form of exorcism ministry.
02:12:00
No. The cases of
02:12:01
demonic possession are real, that they're rare.
02:12:05
Maybe out of every 5000 cases is demonic.
02:12:09
One out of every 5000 cases is demonic possession.
02:12:12
It is. Okay. Yeah, sure. Weird. Oh, okay.
02:12:15
What a weird. But. So what's the rest of them?
02:12:18
And what do you do when you get when you show up?
02:12:20
The rest of them are the same as that one.
02:12:22
Not demonic anything.
02:12:25
It's mental illness or some other kind of illness. Yep.
02:12:28
And so I've seen mental illnesses where people are so immature,
02:12:32
where they don't really know, and then if you tell them or lead them in
02:12:35
any way, hey, do you know that mental illness,
02:12:38
you know, there's possessions they'd be like really real.
02:12:41
Maybe not.
02:12:42
Maybe not even consciously, but subconscious,
02:12:44
whatever their insanity is, just feeds off of that and turns into that,
02:12:47
and then they get more attention or or more comfort or whatever.
02:12:52
I don't I'm not going to okay.
02:12:55
Mental illness please,
02:12:56
if you if you have whatever, get help whatever I'm supposed to say online. But
02:13:01
I don't totally hear me please
02:13:04
that I'm like demonic possession isn't
02:13:07
real because demons aren't real.
02:13:10
Demons don't exist.
02:13:12
There are no typical exorcisms.
02:13:14
Each case is different.
02:13:15
I still remember
02:13:15
in one of these exorcisms in Rome, the body began to float in front of me.
02:13:18
The levitation began, and then Penn and Teller showed up.
02:13:21
I'm kidding.
02:13:22
There probably was a broom not too far away, like a pool.
02:13:25
Like a hole in the floor with a pipe.
02:13:29
But it was about a foot out of the out of the chair.
02:13:31
And I'm looking at this in disbelief, like, what in the world was going on here?
02:13:35
How is this possible?
02:13:36
And then the priest
02:13:36
who's training me set up the prank, and then he was like, oh, I got you.
02:13:40
Yeah.
02:13:41
Then he just takes his hand and puts his
02:13:43
put it set on the head of the body and pushes
02:13:44
the person back into the chair and continues to pray.
02:13:48
He never paused for a moment.
02:13:50
He just kind of glanced over the movie with he he was sitting in the.
02:13:54
He's like, Christ isn't very compelling when he's like,
02:13:56
the power of Christ compels you forgot that actor.
02:13:59
He's fat now. He's skinny.
02:14:01
Get behind me, Satan.
02:14:04
Yeah, I don't, I,
02:14:07
I, I find the manifestation Jack black
02:14:10
hard to believe.
02:14:17
I've seen what demons manifest.
02:14:18
The person's body will drop to the floor and slither like a snake.
02:14:22
I've seen what manifestations, manifestations begin.
02:14:24
The face becomes contorted,
02:14:26
and even sometimes the tongue has come out like a snake.
02:14:29
I've seen all of these things.
02:14:30
So, yeah, I do think movies get it right.
02:14:36
The more I've been involved in this, I'm now in my 18th year.
02:14:39
None of this really fazes me in the least.
02:14:42
So this guy's doing this business insider.
02:14:45
He's a priest.
02:14:46
He's putting his name out there.
02:14:47
He's trained in Vatican.
02:14:50
He's seen these things. And.
02:14:57
Do. You.
02:15:03
May or may, man.
02:15:06
And this isn't this isn't the only guy who's telling this to provide services.
02:15:11
And in order to provide services, they may know.
02:15:14
Now, stay with me here.
02:15:16
Yeah.
02:15:16
May be creating events and situations that cater to those services.
02:15:20
They provide.
02:15:21
Yeah. People just say no.
02:15:23
They don't charge for the exorcisms. What they really do.
02:15:25
They ask for 10% of all your income.
02:15:27
Although not quite as bad
02:15:29
as the millionaire televangelist with their private jets.
02:15:32
But this is a person who relies on this to be a real thing for his livelihood.
02:15:38
Yes, that's what I was saying.
02:15:39
So there is in some skeptical point of view,
02:15:42
a reasonable belief that there is a huge conflict of interest.
02:15:48
Huge,
02:15:49
huge, huge welder says all the cultures in the world,
02:15:53
Irish culture is the worst, followed by Polish culture or culture.
02:15:56
And, my wife is Polish culture.
02:16:00
Yeah, my culture, what I want, I mean, all American culture.
02:16:03
I'm not.
02:16:03
What a Polak.
02:16:05
An Irishman hurt you when?
02:16:08
How much?
02:16:12
I don't think they've ever really.
02:16:14
I mean, they've always withheld.
02:16:15
I don't think they've ever conquered or hurt anyone.
02:16:19
You know, they always just have this.
02:16:21
This is all we want. Please let us keep it.
02:16:23
And they fight people from coming in.
02:16:25
I've never heard of the Polish Crusades or the Irish, invasion of.
02:16:31
Did the Irish ever try to invade Great Britain?
02:16:33
Maybe I don't, I'm not familiar with those kind of wars.
02:16:38
Did they did they try?
02:16:39
Is that, you know, Braveheart and shit?
02:16:41
Yes. That's exactly what Braveheart was.
02:16:46
I'm not really completely stupid,
02:16:48
but I may play a stupid person on TV.
02:16:53
At least I'm playing a guy in a lab coat.
02:16:57
Yeah.
02:16:59
That's,
02:17:01
next week, are we doing, Easter?
02:17:05
Easter already?
02:17:06
Yeah, like a month.
02:17:08
Are you talking Pentecostal or traditional Easter or whatever?
02:17:12
Or the Orthodox Easter?
02:17:15
Do you know there's two Easters?
02:17:16
I didn't till recently.
02:17:20
It's like Mexican Christmas.
02:17:22
Like, Canadian Thanksgiving.
02:17:24
No, no, it's not like that.
02:17:27
Oh, shit. And was just canceled.
02:17:29
The show. That would have been a shame.
02:17:30
Whoops.
02:17:33
Do we have comments?
02:17:34
Do we have comments?
02:17:36
I hope so, my favorite segment,
02:17:39
they're not set up, which is one of the reasons
02:17:40
why every segment is your favorite segment. So we're
02:17:44
gonna come on, come out of this.
02:17:45
We're not in the what do you mean
02:17:46
they're not set up the right fucking they're like, come on, come on.
02:17:51
That's nice Brady whoa oh come on, come on.
02:17:55
Look at that.
02:17:57
Holy crap.
02:17:59
No no no no no no.
02:18:03
Tick tock.
02:18:04
Found.
02:18:07
Forgot how I found them all listed.
02:18:08
Now I have to learn how to work this stuff.
02:18:13
You have time.
02:18:13
Oh, we popped the kids cherry.
02:18:15
We didn't know.
02:18:17
You didn't know?
02:18:18
What the hell?
02:18:19
I don't know what to say. What?
02:18:21
How would you not know what?
02:18:24
Like, even if you weren't sure, you'd know after it happened.
02:18:27
And then you'd know if there was, like, blood everywhere.
02:18:31
Apparently, that doesn't happen to you. That's a myth.
02:18:32
What now?
02:18:35
I don't know.
02:18:36
So this is going to be hard to do
02:18:38
because some of the comments are on the other comments.
02:18:39
I'm gonna have to find them. We shouldn't have done comment.
02:18:41
Oh, drat.
02:18:43
Drat.
02:18:44
Yeah.
02:18:45
Right. Yeah.
02:18:46
Where's the sound?
02:18:51
Do you do you know what we're here for?
02:18:53
Shouldn't there be sound?
02:18:54
Do you guys hear sound?
02:18:56
Yeah. No.
02:18:58
You know what we're here for?
02:19:00
I mean, I hear not your sound.
02:19:01
I hear our sound. Yeah.
02:19:03
Oh, no, I don't see the red thing.
02:19:05
What's happening? Do that.
02:19:08
Hold on. The red rocket.
02:19:10
Do something else.
02:19:11
You got to rub it harder, okay?
02:19:13
We can't have comments without hearing the fucking clip.
02:19:16
You're right.
02:19:17
Okay, so there is. Okay.
02:19:18
Right through on a daily basis.
02:19:22
But that doesn't make it,
02:19:25
special
02:19:27
dimension to time
02:19:30
to finish any of those sentences is,
02:19:33
electromagnetism.
02:19:35
Sixth dimension, multiverse, seventh dimension.
02:19:38
It is every possible combination of every multiverse.
02:19:43
And so remember they were talking about complete. Yep.
02:19:46
And somebody just commented more and said,
02:19:48
this is the exact group of guys you would expect to be talking about.
02:19:51
Stuff like this rude frog legs
02:19:55
said.
02:19:57
I guess he's just laughing his ass off.
02:19:59
All right.
02:20:00
And then he said hahahahaha!
02:20:03
Yeah, I was like, I thought there was more cat, more.
02:20:06
I thought there was more here.
02:20:08
You should think. Yeah, we went through all those.
02:20:10
That was just that one extra reply.
02:20:12
This is going to be too complicated.
02:20:13
I got to find the whole activity where I found the list.
02:20:17
What do you mean?
02:20:20
It was either on YouTube or,
02:20:23
the whole activity where I found.
02:20:24
Let's just go down the clips and show should.
02:20:28
Yeah, but I do the thing.
02:20:29
I don't know what you mean.
02:20:31
You know, whatever, whatever.
02:20:33
I don't want to be there.
02:20:35
What do you mean?
02:20:35
They're all right there. Just go to them. They're not.
02:20:38
They're not. Go.
02:20:39
Only the new posts are.
02:20:41
They're not. The replies,
02:20:43
which is what we were.
02:20:46
So this something we should turn them on?
02:20:50
Yeah.
02:20:50
Yeah, I so I didn't have any time to do anything today.
02:20:53
All the stuff I normally do, I did none of it. I'll admit it.
02:20:56
I asked you to do a bunch of extra stuff.
02:21:00
Yep. Thanks a lot.
02:21:03
I was at church on spring break time change Sunday.
02:21:05
Like you're gonna put that in there?
02:21:07
I volunteered with preschool.
02:21:10
That has to count for something.
02:21:12
He's listed as good deeds boys, drive over the speed.
02:21:14
Look at all of that.
02:21:16
We're listing all that because in our minds, we're going to stand before we go.
02:21:19
We're going to present our resume, and God is going to be like, okay,
02:21:22
this one's a loud talker board again.
02:21:24
Jared. Great name said lol.
02:21:28
It amazes me that anyone would think it's okay in their own mind
02:21:32
that they think they can control what happens to them after they die.
02:21:37
Like, yeah, I'm going to die and I'm going to just waltz into heaven
02:21:42
and show God how I didn't kill anyone and wasn't crazy and evil.
02:21:46
Like, it's so insane how anyone believes that they will have a say when they die.
02:21:51
Like, I just don't understand
02:21:54
how people can have that much pride.
02:21:57
Like automatically means there's matters bad for them.
02:22:02
Why do you think this is?
02:22:05
I personally believe
02:22:07
that U.S Americans are unable to do so because,
02:22:12
some people out there in our nation don't have that.
02:22:17
And, I believe that our education like, such as,
02:22:20
like such as matter, like gravity, etc.
02:22:23
in South Africa and Dirac everywhere.
02:22:27
Like, such as, like such as, like such as.
02:22:31
And I believe that they should
02:22:34
our education over here and then us should help the U.S.
02:22:38
I should help South Africa, it should help the hierarchy in the Asian countries.
02:22:43
So we will be able to build up our future for our.
02:22:47
Thank you very much.
02:22:48
Like such as? Like that's a lot.
02:22:51
I missed that one.
02:22:52
That's great. I had to play it all every once in a while.
02:22:54
We just got to play. Yeah.
02:22:57
Oh, say that I should stop knocking.
02:22:59
God, listen, I'm not knocking God.
02:23:03
I'm knocking organized religion.
02:23:04
I think.
02:23:08
Private.
02:23:09
Artemis says Tibet wasn't colonized.
02:23:12
The Middle East has been subject to colonization for over 100 years.
02:23:16
Continuously.
02:23:17
There are some evils here that we need to weed out,
02:23:21
and one of them is, oh, warring facets.
02:23:25
There's a reason the Middle East has been in nonstop warfare for centuries,
02:23:30
and it's the division being caused by our organized religions.
02:23:35
Now the people.
02:23:37
Why is he saying Tibet?
02:23:38
Tibet wasn't colonized? Did you? Did you bring up two?
02:23:41
I did mention Tibet.
02:23:42
Well, we'll take, terrorist attacks.
02:23:46
People will say these are because
02:23:49
the York Times terrorists attack on accident.
02:23:52
Well, no, it's been, treat in the Middle East dirty
02:23:56
for so long that the people are sick of it and want to strike back.
02:24:00
Well, but, see, you know the slang, treating them dirty.
02:24:03
Yeah, yeah, I'm writing dirty.
02:24:06
I know what that means to me.
02:24:08
Well, woman, I've been under Chinese rule for almost as long.
02:24:13
Oh, and you don't have any suicide bombers because their religion doesn't
02:24:17
allow them.
02:24:18
That every single society is misogynistic.
02:24:24
Women are suppressed everywhere.
02:24:25
Oops.
02:24:28
I don't take no orders from the woman, by the way.
02:24:30
Islam.
02:24:31
But, that's great when I'm thinking about hitting the drop
02:24:34
and the clip, I already hit it as per right.
02:24:38
Yeah. So Private Artemis says Tibet.
02:24:40
Tibet wasn't colonized.
02:24:41
The Middle East has been subject to colonization for over 100 years.
02:24:45
Continuously colonized.
02:24:48
So that's not free. Oh, my.
02:24:51
What? Free? Tibet?
02:24:52
Tibet wasn't colonized.
02:24:55
We can free.
02:24:55
It wasn't colonized.
02:24:57
They were taken over by the military.
02:24:59
Are you kidding me?
02:25:01
That sounds like Chinese propaganda.
02:25:04
Okay, you work for the CCP? Yes,
02:25:08
I'm a double agent.
02:25:12
Texarkana.
02:25:13
Oh, here's all the cities in two states.
02:25:15
What kind of cities? And two states. That's all we need to know for this one.
02:25:18
Yeah.
02:25:18
Texas, Texarkana, the blue pickup says Texarkana.
02:25:22
Okay, Kia banana says
02:25:26
that to the book to book
02:25:28
the book review I'm saying the book the saying it wrong book to boot.
02:25:32
Dubuque, Iowa.
02:25:34
I like the way draw, said Franciscan.
02:25:37
I'm going to read it like it says.
02:25:38
Instead of crying, asking to be.
02:25:41
Also, wow, dude, this is hard to read.
02:25:44
Dubuque, Iowa is also got a section of Dubuque
02:25:47
that crosses over the Illinois border.
02:25:50
Can you just say Dubuque?
02:25:51
Like everybody else but
02:25:54
the boy?
02:25:55
The boy? Q for once,
02:25:57
the the BQE
02:26:00
there you Dubuque, Iowa
02:26:03
is all you ever been to talks in Arizona.
02:26:06
Some Texas Dick in Toledo, Ohio.
02:26:12
There you go.
02:26:14
Oh, fuck is there?
02:26:17
I accidentally scrolled
02:26:20
through. That is pretty.
02:26:22
And I is
02:26:25
ruining the fucking world.
02:26:26
I don't know what that is.
02:26:29
Are there any more comments?
02:26:30
I don't know, because I can't find them.
02:26:32
That's all right.
02:26:34
I got another bumper to play.
02:26:36
So you close, though. Comments first.
02:26:40
No, there's one more. Okay, big one.
02:26:43
No, no, free will is an illusion.
02:26:45
And I'll tell you why either things happen
02:26:49
because of determined circumstances that led up to it,
02:26:55
or random chance.
02:26:59
Grant to Shay says the most
02:27:01
simple question to you, Gary, what does free will entail?
02:27:06
That it can't exist?
02:27:08
Free will?
02:27:09
It it entails.
02:27:13
Freedom of Okay, so it's.
02:27:19
The type of agency
02:27:22
that allows you to have done differently.
02:27:27
Okay. So
02:27:29
so that rules out determinism if you are,
02:27:33
if you have full agency, which would be free will,
02:27:37
that would mean that you can decide to do one thing as opposed to another
02:27:44
as well.
02:27:45
Every illusion is there.
02:27:47
And you do, you do.
02:27:49
It does seem like you are a free agent.
02:27:54
The agency that you are, you do have moral agency.
02:27:58
You are culpable.
02:28:00
However, you could not have done otherwise.
02:28:06
Yeah, but what does?
02:28:07
I don't like the free word part.
02:28:08
What does your will entail?
02:28:11
Okay, so exist.
02:28:13
Prove that it can't be.
02:28:17
And determinism isn't the answer.
02:28:20
Let's go with the Schopenhauer quote.
02:28:21
Then a man
02:28:25
can do what he wills.
02:28:28
He just cannot will what he wills.
02:28:32
Schopenhauer.
02:28:38
To follow.
02:28:38
Yeah, yeah, but it's kind of circle logic retarded ness.
02:28:42
But should it show up in our one of the greatest minds?
02:28:45
Well, here's what I heard.
02:28:46
Here's what I'm a I'm a wise man.
02:28:48
I can paint the wall, but I can't wall the wall.
02:28:55
That's as bad as the fetus analogy.
02:29:01
The,
02:29:02
it's the vanilla of the the chocolate comparison.
02:29:05
Do you use it all the time?
02:29:07
It's it's I don't I don't like either.
02:29:09
I choose not to have ice cream.
02:29:10
The third option.
02:29:12
All right.
02:29:13
Third off option.
02:29:15
Yeah. What's your favorite flavor?
02:29:17
I understand your argument, though, I don't.
02:29:19
You fixate on the free part, like, it's like it's completely
02:29:24
your your only options are it's either completely within our control
02:29:28
or not at all within our control.
02:29:30
All right, but I it brings it up right everywhere in between.
02:29:34
Parable ism is the attempt to combine,
02:29:41
free will
02:29:43
and, moral agency.
02:29:46
So get this.
02:29:49
If you don't have free will, then you shouldn't
02:29:52
even be held accountable for your crimes
02:29:57
because you couldn't have done otherwise.
02:29:59
And I say
02:30:02
I don't even need compatible ism for that.
02:30:05
We didn't have free will, but we are culpable.
02:30:10
I don't need the determinism.
02:30:12
I don't think you answered.
02:30:13
You didn't answer the question yet.
02:30:14
Just so you know. Oh.
02:30:17
So, the reason
02:30:19
and I want you to answer the question up and go.
02:30:22
You determinism.
02:30:23
You cannot use determinism to answer this because he's not asking that.
02:30:26
And the free will side before the outcome is determined. Yes.
02:30:30
What in your worldview.
02:30:33
Yeah.
02:30:34
Does free will I'm sorry.
02:30:35
Does will
02:30:37
entail that you think it cannot exist because you don't believe in free will?
02:30:42
From what I know, you don't believe in you know in no.
02:30:44
Well is absolutely no.
02:30:46
That's that's, we to stop saying free will because then you'll say, yes, I will,
02:30:50
without any influence or any steering, I agree, does not exist.
02:30:53
There's obviously influence.
02:30:55
Obviously, people make different decisions in the same circumstance.
02:30:58
Therefore there is influence.
02:31:00
Otherwise it would be an automatic switch
02:31:02
that everybody would make the same choice if there wasn't influence.
02:31:05
Right? Right.
02:31:07
Yeah.
02:31:07
But that doesn't remove the actual switch
02:31:11
or choice of option or of out, you know, two outcome.
02:31:15
So what he's at what grant.
02:31:17
Two she's asking you what proves that that cannot
02:31:21
that that choice does not exist.
02:31:24
That choice does exist.
02:31:26
It is just not as free
02:31:30
as we are led to believe.
02:31:33
Okay.
02:31:34
So you've moved the goalpost to there is
02:31:37
there is will, but not will without influence.
02:31:41
I have not moved the goalposts.
02:31:44
There is will.
02:31:45
But it's not up to you what your will is.
02:31:48
Any of it?
02:31:50
Not 1%.
02:31:52
So you don't believe in will?
02:31:54
No. You can do as you will.
02:31:56
You cannot. Will what you will stand.
02:31:59
It's not what you paint because you brush what you is.
02:32:03
It's why not?
02:32:05
Because, Do you like strawberry yogurt? No.
02:32:11
Do you like peach yogurt?
02:32:12
I'm going to say I don't like fuck.
02:32:13
It's yogurt.
02:32:15
What do I do?
02:32:15
Fucking 65 year old lady.
02:32:18
I'm want to
02:32:20
to identify as a 65 year old lady. Yes.
02:32:22
I don't I don't like or dislike anything.
02:32:24
I drink and eat water to survive. Whatever.
02:32:26
My cheapest, best, most efficient option is for the for whatever I need
02:32:30
to do after getting water right?
02:32:33
You know what I.
02:32:34
I drink water and eat food to survive.
02:32:36
Oh, okay. Do you prefer food or water?
02:32:39
I prefer water,
02:32:41
I I'll play, I prefer food, okay.
02:32:44
But where are you going?
02:32:45
All these preferences are my will and choice.
02:32:48
Now you're going to say that that's my point.
02:32:51
So Halloween? No.
02:32:55
So then I'll ask you again what you answered.
02:32:57
You don't believe in choice?
02:33:00
Yes, you can choose.
02:33:01
Go ahead.
02:33:03
And I will tell you that your brain
02:33:05
made up the decision before you were consciously aware of it.
02:33:10
Knows that the home Brady. Me?
02:33:14
No, no. Yeah.
02:33:15
No no.
02:33:18
So you know I'm having this conversation.
02:33:21
So you believe in a predetermined path
02:33:23
for every molecule and atom in existence? Yep.
02:33:27
Once, it's like a billiard ball
02:33:30
that once contact is made with the cue ball.
02:33:34
Nothing else acts on anything
02:33:39
except what was already set in motion.
02:33:42
So as far as that motion goes and that that progression,
02:33:47
it seems to be not random at all, then because you're saying
02:33:50
that it's already determined or it's determined.
02:33:53
Like I'm saying, if it's random chance, it can't be free.
02:33:56
Well, if it's determined, it can't be free.
02:33:59
Well, therefore, that that's 100% of everything,
02:34:03
like whatever is not random chance is determined.
02:34:07
It's either one or the other, but neither involves free will.
02:34:11
So that's an let's take out the mechanism of influence then.
02:34:16
What causes what causes something to happen?
02:34:21
Yeah,
02:34:23
you're getting dangerously close to an infinite
02:34:25
regress here.
02:34:28
I think that's the whole
02:34:30
epitome of this show is an infinite regress
02:34:33
or an infinite regress or spiraling down.
02:34:38
No, I just want to know if if there is no such thing as choice
02:34:42
and everything is predetermined than it sounds like then there's somebody else's
02:34:47
or something else is will it play?
02:34:51
That's that's top down.
02:34:53
I'm saying bottom up.
02:34:56
Again.
02:34:56
You throw these, like, slogans in quotes, phrases
02:35:00
that may end in a lab coat to make it sound like it's a reasonable answer.
02:35:04
You know, it's like a it's like a Kamala Harris answer to me.
02:35:07
And it's probably because I'm stupid.
02:35:09
It's not because you're just
02:35:10
saying bullshit, because you know, you're not going to just say bullshit
02:35:13
to get out of answering a question about what
02:35:16
in God's name makes free will not exist, and you have not answered it yet.
02:35:21
You just tell me this all or this quote, or I told you
02:35:25
everything that exists.
02:35:28
All these choices
02:35:30
have to be one or the other.
02:35:32
You can you can flip a coin.
02:35:34
You can literally flip a coin and let that be the outcome of the decision.
02:35:39
Okay, that's random chance. But right.
02:35:42
So the so the coin coin at that particular choice,
02:35:47
I'm saying there's there's no go with me.
02:35:51
Just go with me here in your analogy.
02:35:53
Then the coin, what if you choose not to follow the coin?
02:35:58
Did you call it before my,
02:36:01
my, my question was, what if you break the rules like you, I've broken the rules.
02:36:05
Somebody told me.
02:36:06
Yeah, every influence is said to do something.
02:36:09
And against all logic, I've done the worst opposite choice, right.
02:36:15
What is that do.
02:36:17
Oh, you're is you're making decisions against your best judgment.
02:36:22
I'm just using that as an example.
02:36:23
If the if you have the possibility to
02:36:27
close out what you just said, that proves there's free will.
02:36:30
If you if somebody were to ask me the opposite question.
02:36:32
Gary. Yeah.
02:36:33
Let's reverse a Gary two says what does free will entail that it can exist.
02:36:39
I would say you can go against everything and choose the opposite.
02:36:44
How is that possible?
02:36:46
If there if it doesn't exist and you'd have to say, okay,
02:36:49
but you're not saying the opposite of that
02:36:51
to prove why it can't exist, at least in my stupid opinion.
02:36:55
In point of view. Right.
02:36:57
I don't think that, any argument
02:37:00
that can be reversed helps anybody,
02:37:03
right? Says they're not slogans and quotes.
02:37:05
He's speaking in parables,
02:37:07
whatever.
02:37:08
Circles.
02:37:08
Same thing.
02:37:13
I need you to roll the clip. Read
02:37:16
you in the middle of comments.
02:37:18
I can't roll the clip. I got more comments.
02:37:20
Okay.
02:37:21
Keep going.
02:37:26
Actually, no, I don't have any more because there are no yeah, there
02:37:29
in replies.
02:37:31
Where's the one that draw replied to?
02:37:33
I read it and I can't find it now.
02:37:37
Do you remember that you deleted it?
02:37:39
No, I can't delete your comments.
02:37:42
Sure you can, one said.
02:37:44
Yes, I can.
02:37:47
I didn't know I could.
02:37:48
If you're the owner of the thing, you can swipe them bitches up there.
02:37:52
Sweet.
02:37:54
All right, well fuck comments then.
02:37:56
I don't know where it is.
02:37:57
You know, you said yes on one but I don't.
02:37:59
That's that's a little out of context.
02:38:01
Yes. Queen.
02:38:03
Is it?
02:38:04
Why, what did I say?
02:38:06
I said yes, just I forget what he said he had.
02:38:08
He the person gave two options and I just said yes.
02:38:13
Are you guys stupid or you know, it was like some like, are you guys dumb?
02:38:16
Or just like, I don't know, did
02:38:17
I say yes for the invisible dragon or imagined dragon?
02:38:20
Is this real life or do people living there are do see, I'm
02:38:25
going to read this the way they did it.
02:38:26
It's way too hard to fix it.
02:38:27
Is this real life or are do people just live in their own fantasy world?
02:38:32
Are do people
02:38:34
yes yes yes
02:38:36
yes I like that.
02:38:39
We got we got eye rolls.
02:38:40
I like eye rolls better than last because.
02:38:42
Yeah, just the fact that you spent time to comment.
02:38:45
We appreciate. Yes. Thank you.
02:38:48
Thank you for your eye roll.
02:38:49
Me right
02:38:50
between that is Imagine Dragons.
02:38:55
We just talk about invisible things all the time.
02:38:58
Yeah. We should I think we do.
02:39:01
I don't that's what I do is I, I think I think
02:39:04
I think Gary believes in God instead of will.
02:39:07
Oh. Most of what we talk about is invisible, though,
02:39:10
because when you talk about,
02:39:11
you know, atoms, physics, particle physics, the universe, like it's
02:39:13
nothing that we've actually been able to tangibly see ourselves.
02:39:17
We've just seen and heard stories, right, you know, passed down and books and stuff
02:39:21
that, you know, from people that claim to be correct.
02:39:25
You know.
02:39:27
Yeah.
02:39:27
I mean, some of the most prevalent elements in the universe, hydrogen,
02:39:32
helium, oxygen, nitrogen are invisible gases.
02:39:37
Do you think the could could make it as well?
02:39:39
In a sense?
02:39:40
Do you think the kid could milk in the sense that you can't see them?
02:39:43
You can't see them with the human eye.
02:39:47
Oh, yeah. Right.
02:39:47
You can't see them with their you.
02:39:50
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:39:52
They're not able.
02:39:53
Okay.
02:39:53
Well they're not not able to be seen.
02:39:57
So if you can't see the mother
02:39:58
from outside of the womb, you don't believe she exists.
02:40:01
It's a great analogy.
02:40:04
I'm so glad you sent that video.
02:40:05
I said that, I know, I'm so glad you sent that video.
02:40:10
Yeah, I am glad I sent that video as well.
02:40:13
That's that's a master debater. That's they.
02:40:16
They'll send evidence and ammunition for the other side's argument
02:40:20
and then be like, yes, bring it where you say bring it.
02:40:23
No, that's not what you say.
02:40:25
Oh it's Brighton.
02:40:28
Oh, Busan. Busan.
02:40:29
Oh it's already brought. So you can say bring said
02:40:33
no, bring a man.
02:40:35
Yeah. Where's that clip.
02:40:38
Where's what can I come I got this clip.
02:40:40
I got the hot dog clip.
02:40:42
Oh. Oh no I never want a hot dog.
02:40:45
Is I got the hot dog.
02:40:48
I want to and trying to.
02:40:49
What is it called?
02:40:51
It's just it's it is a hot dog.
02:40:53
It's its own category.
02:40:54
It's its own category.
02:40:56
Why can't I.
02:40:56
Well, what makes it. It's the shape of the.
02:40:59
How do you have the gaslighting that's going on from a training room
02:41:03
kind of dog thing in the middle?
02:41:05
That's a hot, hot dog.
02:41:06
Only has one piece of bread.
02:41:08
If the bun splits, then it's no longer.
02:41:12
That doesn't make it not a hot dog.
02:41:15
Does the bun split.
02:41:17
So and in my comment of hot dogs, they're designed to split a
02:41:22
as a small small show about my inner brother,
02:41:26
by the way, all small small small small small small small podcast.
02:41:31
Yeah.
02:41:32
How do you feel about
02:41:33
over the last like two months, every famous person has started a podcast.
02:41:37
Like we have no shot. No, not that we ever did.
02:41:39
I feel like everyone should have a podcast.
02:41:42
No, but I'm not saying it's racially connected, but our conversation
02:41:46
about hot dogs and the debate, whether or not it's
02:41:50
a sandwich was way more intelligent than theirs.
02:41:55
Yeah, also, it came way before we had 8 million views and we have 17 is my no.
02:41:59
They only have 25,000.
02:42:01
They've no they're not getting good views.
02:42:03
That's that's why that's got brought up in
02:42:05
arenas that I listen to because it is not getting good views.
02:42:08
Nobody's listening to this shit.
02:42:10
I think Trump winning the election made
02:42:11
the entire Liberal Democrat media realize we have to start a podcast.
02:42:16
We have to start a podcast now and all that U.S.
02:42:19
aid money, so to speak. I know that was canceled.
02:42:22
Still, there's all these donors and stuff that have all this money to go to.
02:42:24
Another funneling for all these
02:42:27
big Mike podcasts.
02:42:30
The whole landscape changed like in the last three months,
02:42:34
I've never seen more.
02:42:36
Everybody I know, everybody had a podcast, but now literally every famous person
02:42:40
has their own podcast.
02:42:44
So how are we going to stand out?
02:42:45
More silence.
02:42:47
Yeah. Oh, absolutely.
02:42:48
Sit here and stare at each other.
02:42:50
How are we going to stand out? Who gives a fuck?
02:42:52
I don't, that's a great.
02:42:53
You got a dipshit in the lab coat.
02:42:55
I'm like, in all over the place.
02:42:57
I know you're in.
02:42:58
You hear me whacking off in your basement with a bunch of men?
02:43:01
Did you get. Did you put more things less?
02:43:03
Come in the.
02:43:05
Yeah. 1236 one. You already pulled that up.
02:43:07
I got something about Polish people and something else.
02:43:09
No, the one after that pull it up.
02:43:12
I don't know what he was referencing there,
02:43:13
and I know I did, because I don't ever read the mezzanine.
02:43:15
I don't remember what it said.
02:43:17
Oh, yeah, you heard my joke. References.
02:43:20
That's good.
02:43:21
So read the slogan again
02:43:22
and I'll say my joke again because I don't think anybody heard it.
02:43:24
And it was good.
02:43:25
I don't know what the slogan was. Right says there.
02:43:27
No, because I said that Gary's just repeating a bunch of slogans and quotes.
02:43:31
Oh, the actual thing.
02:43:32
Oh, so they're not slogans are quotes. He's speaking in parables. And I said,
02:43:36
didn't the kid milk parables?
02:43:40
Oh. Oh.
02:43:42
I'm sorry. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Sorry.
02:43:45
Yeah.
02:43:45
Like I missed a good joke and nobody responded.
02:43:55
Break the news.
02:43:55
Okay. Milk the parables.
02:43:58
Son of a bitch.
02:43:58
It helps if I put the way the audio is in this video of it.
02:44:02
Yeah.
02:44:02
This is the kid milking of parables.
02:44:05
Damn, there's no audio.
02:44:07
All right, so this is a comment
02:44:11
we did.
02:44:11
Oh, I didn't close the comments.
02:44:12
You think we're still in the comments?
02:44:13
That's my bad.
02:44:16
Thank you.
02:44:17
No fuck ups.
02:44:19
How do.
02:44:21
There you go. Thank you.
02:44:22
Yes. No lingering.
02:44:24
Okay, so what you're looking at right now on tonight's show,
02:44:28
this is what they call, for lack of a better word, the Amazon rainforest.
02:44:33
Okay.
02:44:34
What some people call the lungs of the earth. Yes.
02:44:38
They're making a ten lane, five lanes on each side highway.
02:44:43
What?
02:44:44
Directly in down the middle.
02:44:47
This is it.
02:44:48
Okay, there was music, but I think it's just BBC music.
02:44:50
I don't I don't think there's anybody.
02:44:52
No, this is not the like the rain forest.
02:44:55
This is the rain rainforest.
02:44:56
I can give you more rest.
02:44:58
Stop saying rain twice, right?
02:45:00
Yeah, right next to the.
02:45:03
What?
02:45:04
What? The rain. Rain forest.
02:45:07
Are we saying rain?
02:45:09
It's like, oh my gosh, the very, very, very existence.
02:45:15
I didn't realize you read forest. Forest?
02:45:17
I didn't mean to say.
02:45:18
The rain, rain, rain forest forest. Jesus.
02:45:21
But there's electrical lines right there.
02:45:22
You got fucking rubbing their asses right through there.
02:45:25
Yeah, I read was too.
02:45:26
So look, this is a freeway or highway, whatever.
02:45:29
It's going to be. Cement, concrete.
02:45:30
See how wide it is though compared to the people down here?
02:45:33
Imagine driving and you just you hit a fucking lion.
02:45:36
So here's the kicker. Jaguar.
02:45:38
This sounds like a joke, but it's not working with that line.
02:45:41
But what do you think the purpose of this freeway is?
02:45:46
Look, there's a scale of traffic, but go to point B travel.
02:45:50
Nope.
02:45:52
I mean it indirectly.
02:45:53
But there's another good scale of it is this is to bring traffic in.
02:45:57
I got I forgot which summit it is.
02:45:59
This is to bring traffic in for an environmental summit.
02:46:03
Oh no.
02:46:05
Well I'm like I heard I thought you got to say maybe it was like a giant,
02:46:08
like a giant drive through, like petting safari, you know, thing.
02:46:12
I like the way they get the car up.
02:46:14
And if you.
02:46:16
You were supposed to look at this like they're actually dead babies,
02:46:18
but they're like dead rainforest trees.
02:46:20
How dare the.
02:46:22
I think that was the last they actually showed the carnage.
02:46:24
Why are they doing this in?
02:46:25
The power lines are also to feed power to this thing.
02:46:27
Okay, so I shit you not.
02:46:29
A new four lane highway is being the champagne.
02:46:31
Probably tens of thousands of acres of protected Amazon rainforest for the Cop
02:46:35
30 climate summit in Brazil, in the city of blam blam blam.
02:46:42
So they're doing this for the
02:46:43
Cop 30 climate summit, COPD.
02:46:47
The irony that they're tearing down the rainforest to make a four lane highway
02:46:52
so that tens of thousands of well, that's tens of thousands of acres.
02:46:57
That's a lot of acres. Yeah.
02:46:58
But see, the thing is, if they all flew in, it would take up even more.
02:47:03
It would make even more issues for the plants.
02:47:06
Maybe they shouldn't have the summit.
02:47:08
So there's a drive, the ten lane highway, you know, what have they?
02:47:13
So they considered you in a power grid.
02:47:15
It looks wide, though.
02:47:16
It's way
02:47:16
wider than four because, you know, you got to put all the stuff next to it.
02:47:20
Oh, okay.
02:47:22
Just think of all the animals
02:47:23
that are displaced that are going to have to cross that.
02:47:26
It looks like they did it right in the middle.
02:47:28
As brothers say,
02:47:29
cocaine trafficking.
02:47:32
Oh, for cocaine.
02:47:34
I've got a really quick in and out to the coca plants.
02:47:38
I've got a money laundering scheme that I, heard about this week.
02:47:44
Yeah.
02:47:44
What are you doing that.
02:47:47
Buy you laundering money?
02:47:58
There are currently more
02:48:00
Mattress Firm stores than there are.
02:48:03
Are it department stores in the US?
02:48:07
The mattress is.
02:48:08
Is it true or false?
02:48:10
No, it is true.
02:48:12
And a conspiracy theory
02:48:16
and you know how I love my conspiracy theories.
02:48:19
Yeah, we need a bump.
02:48:19
The Mattress Firm is a giant money laundering sperm.
02:48:23
Would you say
02:48:25
Mattress Firm?
02:48:27
That's got to be a thing.
02:48:29
Oh. Oh, yeah. Is definitely is.
02:48:32
If that's where, say, self, we're in the womb.
02:48:34
We don't know mother exist. We come out to our another thing.
02:48:36
And then when we die, we actually get your sperm mattress sperm.
02:48:40
We become a sperm. That's what happens.
02:48:42
That's your sperm.
02:48:44
Every person that dies becomes a dime.
02:48:46
Because the sperm.
02:48:48
Yeah. It's like the thought process
02:48:51
that sounds like Scientology.
02:48:53
Yeah, absolutely.
02:48:56
Must be.
02:48:57
And I'm very obviously is a giant money
02:49:00
laundering scheme.
02:49:04
All right.
02:49:04
We already played it.
02:49:05
I it's like word trigger.
02:49:07
I don't know what makes you think that.
02:49:09
Because,
02:49:12
we don't need as many mattress firms as there are.
02:49:16
It's crazy.
02:49:18
It's crazy on the mattress.
02:49:19
The way they're making ends meet.
02:49:22
No one target, every target.
02:49:23
Everything that they sell at target, they sell everywhere else.
02:49:25
People need mattresses.
02:49:27
They don't sell those everywhere.
02:49:29
Don't they sell me at target?
02:49:32
They don't. I don't think they do.
02:49:34
Maybe I'm. I'm shit, man.
02:49:36
You know, I'm telling you, there are too many mattress firms for that to be legit.
02:49:41
You're.
02:49:41
Yeah, you're right.
02:49:42
It's like a Russian money laundering.
02:49:44
Well, then dude on the couch gets a man.
02:49:46
Get some couch. Oh, wait, you don't go.
02:49:48
I've never paid cash for a mattress.
02:49:49
How does it work, then?
02:49:51
We cash
02:49:53
money laundering.
02:49:54
So usually laundromats.
02:49:55
Oh, I got kids things. Oh, right.
02:49:58
I know they don't even make of money to launder any.
02:50:02
That's the money in the mattress.
02:50:05
There is no money under the mattress.
02:50:09
Fake fund
02:50:10
company is a better name for a different target.
02:50:14
Yeah, they don't sell them in stores.
02:50:15
What's the prices? They probably is very overpriced.
02:50:18
They definitely can get a much cheaper mattress Firm.
02:50:21
But my my wife brought that up.
02:50:22
Like, why do you need them in the store?
02:50:23
Nobody puts a mattress on top of their car anymore.
02:50:25
You get it delivered to your.
02:50:26
And they take your old one away because you want to test it on the fucking.
02:50:30
They have one of each.
02:50:31
You go test it, you sit on it. I target.
02:50:35
No. Why is target part of this?
02:50:37
I only mention target because you said on mattresses and I said,
02:50:44
but backtrack
02:50:47
just like they do so many
02:50:52
targets.
02:50:53
You can pick them, you can pick them up or have them delivered.
02:50:56
I see there at the top. Yeah.
02:51:00
Oh, I have never seen
02:51:02
a mattress guide to a rabbit hole.
02:51:05
I've never seen a mattress.
02:51:06
Whatever the target, I love target.
02:51:09
No, I would rather be trapped in a burning target
02:51:13
than go shopping at a Kohl's.
02:51:19
You quote none, dude.
02:51:21
Everything else is like. All right.
02:51:24
No, it's not all right.
02:51:25
Oh, it's the worst.
02:51:27
I mean, you can get random shit there if you're looking for random shit.
02:51:30
I'm not. Okay. Go shopping.
02:51:33
You can get close. And he's he.
02:51:36
You can get clothes and pots and pans.
02:51:38
So California today, crowds turned out the annual Modesto County
02:51:42
Ninja Parade, which once again pass through town entirely undetected.
02:51:46
This is our fourth straight year coming in.
02:51:48
We've still never seen a ninja.
02:51:50
According to an arrow scroll delivered straight into the heart of the city.
02:51:52
Clark.
02:51:53
This marked the 30th year
02:51:55
that the Modesto area ninjas have still celebrated their heritage.
02:51:59
It's amazing how the ninjas can sneak by undetected on us.
02:52:02
The kids love trying to be able to spot them, and not being able to record.
02:52:05
Crowd of 3000 people came out to the night.
02:52:08
I didn't watch this. I didn't watch.
02:52:11
That was probably when I found the candy in my pocket.
02:52:14
The Ninja, they're sneaky.
02:52:17
It's a ninja parade, do they?
02:52:19
Nobody there once, in 1984, was any evidence of the parades
02:52:23
presence captured on film, and after the event,
02:52:26
attendees were informed that the theme of this year's parade
02:52:29
had been Shiratori Kuroki Kage, which means
02:52:34
roll does it.
02:52:38
Isn't it great?
02:52:39
The ninja parade egg roll?
02:52:42
I dug that up this week.
02:52:44
What did he say?
02:52:47
Was all, here's some rap.
02:52:49
Listen, listen real close, very closely for the.
02:52:51
What did he say? Yeah.
02:52:55
On the rock tonight.
02:52:56
Hold it.
02:52:57
Didn't you hear the we're not cool go ninja.
02:53:03
Do. Oh, yeah. What
02:53:06
what do you the day I don't know. Hey,
02:53:11
I heard it.
02:53:11
So for context this these are nothing.
02:53:14
These are the best top rap lyric lines in I guess Japanese or Korean or,
02:53:21
you know, some Asian
02:53:23
egg roll.
02:53:27
Do you?
02:53:31
Do what?
02:53:32
It says. The N-word.
02:53:34
Yeah.
02:53:34
Do you think you.
02:53:40
Do you think you.
02:53:42
Yeah.
02:53:45
Goo goo goo goo goo goo goo.
02:53:48
All right. What did you say?
02:53:51
The guy
02:53:53
got that worked out?
02:53:55
That you said it again.
02:53:59
Take a look at this.
02:54:00
He put it up.
02:54:02
What else? You put the total.
02:54:05
Put that he goes by the out that you could you could take.
02:54:09
This also goes to prove that what I said was true.
02:54:12
It doesn't matter what the fuck you rap as long as you
02:54:16
have rhythm to the words and you know how to stretch from off time and on time.
02:54:19
You can say anything to him, but you can't.
02:54:22
I got you to do this.
02:54:24
I got that is.
02:54:25
I'm voting surprised he's not saying cocky.
02:54:27
More voting.
02:54:28
But you see, if it's like half of the words in the Japanese language.
02:54:32
The morning. Yes, yes.
02:54:34
Give them a little bit.
02:54:35
Yeah.
02:54:35
Little game.
02:54:36
No no no.
02:54:37
That guy got go pink hair.
02:54:39
This isn't Japanese. This is Korean, right.
02:54:42
Oh, whatever.
02:54:44
I gave you.
02:54:47
Yeah, but do you wonder, don't you think Koreans watch American rap
02:54:50
and think the same thing?
02:54:51
It's just like egg roll rap, you know,
02:54:55
is that's racist.
02:54:58
Whatever it is,
02:55:00
you have offended me.
02:55:02
I'm half Asian.
02:55:03
I think everyone will around.
02:55:06
I think it it'll be.
02:55:07
I mean, the one arm.
02:55:11
I for one love grow to welcome our.
02:55:13
I grew up with two egg roll kids.
02:55:14
So they were my good pretty sure for every one Caucasian
02:55:18
there's probably like 1000 Asians and released.
02:55:23
They're like, 7%. I think.
02:55:25
I don't like egg roll.
02:55:26
And there's those tiny little baby shrimp in there.
02:55:31
Egg roll.
02:55:32
The baby shrimp looks a lot like an insect.
02:55:36
Holy shit.
02:55:37
Weight on the way.
02:55:38
By weight on the way by.
02:55:40
It's called graveyard segment.
02:55:41
Is it?
02:55:44
Did I delete it?
02:55:45
There it is.
02:55:57
No. I'm.
02:56:04
I have yes, even.
02:56:06
Oh, Gary. The whole time.
02:56:07
So what's going on?
02:56:09
I guess it's going to.
02:56:12
So I'm going to,
02:56:14
I'm probably going to Gary's for an in-person next week.
02:56:17
Have you lost your mind?
02:56:19
If you're in town, we can play.
02:56:21
Where in the world is everyone?
02:56:22
And we'll be in our made up armada.
02:56:25
It's our mayor.
02:56:28
Are you sure?
02:56:28
Because every time I do my song about it, it says Armada.
02:56:32
I know Armada and Flashdance live.
02:56:36
I can't write an AI song about the show because it's Flashdance live.
02:56:44
Did I miss you?
02:56:45
What's going.
02:56:46
Yeah. We're into the grave.
02:56:48
To the graveyard. What? Watch.
02:56:50
Like.
02:56:51
Well, are we playing with some m
02:56:54
m a micro machine and takes.
02:56:57
I keep on those those chicken nuggets so I know that is a la madre.
02:57:01
That's that's meta.
02:57:02
You know.
02:57:02
You know, you guys think this isn't your average midget night wrestling midgets.
02:57:07
Oh no. It's below average.
02:57:11
But, are there any,
02:57:13
you know, these midgets toss each other, you know, don't call them dwarves.
02:57:16
Pork and corn.
02:57:17
And these are old school midgets. Got a nun?
02:57:19
They still like the N-word.
02:57:21
We don't call him the demon.
02:57:22
What is he saying?
02:57:24
Roboto has Roboto in the back.
02:57:26
This is Lovato and the little MJ micro machine.
02:57:31
And Luke tumble those chicken nuggets.
02:57:34
So I know Ella madre.
02:57:36
That's that's meta, you know?
02:57:37
You know, you guys think this mirror I don't I don't understand.
02:57:43
Yes. Trump maybe
02:57:45
it's not that Trump got rid of that language.
02:57:48
Everybody in Mexico speaks English. Now.
02:57:52
Basically.
02:57:55
Should be English.
02:57:56
English is the best language.
02:57:59
It's the best.
02:58:04
It's good you get to where you're going.
02:58:06
Yeah, I can follow.
02:58:08
Yeah. I'm wondering where he's going.
02:58:10
Oh, no. So he's lost.
02:58:13
What's appropriate cap of far away is like, you're fucking.
02:58:16
Wait. It's these guys.
02:58:17
Like when you coon, you coon.
02:58:21
Okay. Like my box.
02:58:23
Maybe label these Japanese.
02:58:25
Wait, that dog's a mail.
02:58:26
It doesn't have a box.
02:58:29
McDonald's
02:58:31
in Japan have another fast food place.
02:58:33
First kitchen.
02:58:34
Fucking.
02:58:36
Okay. What?
02:58:37
Starbucks and Japanese stuff.
02:58:40
Yeah. How about McDonald's? It's not. Okay.
02:58:42
Then. Japan. Have another fast food place.
02:58:44
First kitchen.
02:58:45
Fucking.
02:58:48
What?
02:58:49
Okay, okay.
02:58:52
Fuck.
02:58:52
So if I'm like, where you want to eat?
02:58:54
Fucking. No, no, no. Markku.
02:58:56
Hey. Fucking hey, fucking fucking fucking.
02:59:02
What's Starbucks in Japan?
02:59:05
Fucking the Japanese language, you poor doggy.
02:59:09
She's like, I have no idea why this stupid thing is here.
02:59:13
Yeah you do.
02:59:14
I got to wear it for you.
02:59:16
Don't think the throbbing pain and.
02:59:17
Oh, I can't age.
02:59:19
I think I'm aging, that I can't carry it for me.
02:59:23
Damn, dude.
02:59:24
So what is he going to do?
02:59:25
Rip the stitches off and pull his fake testicles out?
02:59:28
Did you, did you did you watch so you can pay extra and put fake testicles in?
02:59:33
Did you do that? Why would you see that?
02:59:36
Because you care about your dog.
02:59:37
If it sees a dozen or another dog in the house and walk.
02:59:40
Oh, you don't want the balls. Rub it up against things.
02:59:43
You don't even you dogs everywhere.
02:59:47
I love these things.
02:59:49
Have you ever rubbed your balls up against it?
02:59:50
I don't know what you're talking about.
02:59:52
You're not, like, kind of want to.
02:59:54
You want to stare at a dog's balls.
02:59:55
You want to see a dog's balls rubbing, rubbing up against things?
02:59:58
Yeah. Let's go.
02:59:59
Come on.
03:00:00
I thought we were talking about my balls and my wife.
03:00:05
We talked about a dog's balls.
03:00:09
Or lack thereof.
03:00:10
Okay, here's the cool.
03:00:12
Oh, look, that's a weird pause.
03:00:13
Look at the pause screen.
03:00:15
But I when you said pause, I was like, what about you, big?
03:00:19
I'm full screen before it goes.
03:00:24
Is he tugging it?
03:00:25
But is that here? We got one more.
03:00:28
Please stay. Please stay. Where is it? Where is it?
03:00:31
Where the fuck is it?
03:00:38
Oh my God.
03:00:41
The guy, he's holding it, like, passionately.
03:00:43
Do what the dog doing?
03:00:46
Fuck him.
03:00:47
I know it's probably way, kill the feed.
03:00:52
I like little boys.
03:00:53
Pee pee wee wee jibber.
03:00:55
I like to jibber them on the inside.
03:00:57
Do you like to play with stuffed animal jibber on my dirt floors?
03:01:01
Oh, you must have left his microphone on.
03:01:03
Oh, I just went away.
03:01:09
Was that the him spanking the dog?
03:01:11
No, that's a next, like some type of some type of rhythmic slapping.
03:01:17
Did you ever see there's this, there's this.
03:01:18
These guys
03:01:19
that put woman women on the spot, and they make me not a full screen here.
03:01:23
I didn't do that. Oh, you know why?
03:01:25
Because it went to you after he was there.
03:01:27
Yeah, because it's like. Yeah.
03:01:28
He left. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
03:01:30
Where do you go? To the ass.
03:01:31
He did it. He'll be back when he figures it out.
03:01:34
Somebody should text him.
03:01:35
Yeah. Probably still kissing the dog areas.
03:01:37
Oh, I heard a noise.
03:01:40
You didn't ask Asmr, did you?
03:01:42
Oh, you missed the best segment of the entire show.
03:01:46
Now, he was part of it.
03:01:54
Yeah, there was this.
03:01:55
So there's this. Guys that make their wife do all the thrusting.
03:01:58
They got to stop, watch because, like,
03:02:01
as you get older, it gets harder to go for all night, you know?
03:02:03
And so, like, you need to take a break in.
03:02:05
The wife's like demanding. So they were role reversed.
03:02:08
Not actually pegging or anything.
03:02:09
Just made her with the camera do like male thrust.
03:02:13
She couldn't even last like a minute.
03:02:15
She had much more respect for the male's position in sex
03:02:17
because it's a lot more work, if you know what I'm saying.
03:02:22
Know what you're saying?
03:02:23
You guys have never had sex with women. I'm sorry, I forgot.
03:02:26
I have children.
03:02:28
Do women sometimes make fun of you
03:02:29
because you're not trying hard enough where you can't seem to?
03:02:34
You know what?
03:02:36
So? So.
03:02:38
Oh, I repeat that women often make fun of you. I.
03:02:41
No, no, no, I've never here's.
03:02:43
All right, I'm here.
03:02:44
Have you ever had your younger. You do everything to power.
03:02:47
Do you do everything in your power to make sure you stop and make it last longer?
03:02:51
When you're. How long have you been in?
03:02:54
They often make for you almost 25 years.
03:02:57
When you're. They often make fun of you.
03:02:59
Sometimes it reverses and you have trouble
03:03:01
finishing, not impotence, but just patience.
03:03:04
Right?
03:03:05
And she's like, she wants you to just finish.
03:03:07
But it's like, dude, and now that I'm 50, my body, what do you do?
03:03:11
What you saying, dude? For?
03:03:13
I'm saying do do you
03:03:14
guys I'll say, I'll say, sweetheart, I need a break.
03:03:18
I'll be back in ten minutes.
03:03:20
I'm going to have a heart attack.
03:03:22
And so this guy had the same problem and I can relate.
03:03:23
So he had his wife literally just, you know,
03:03:27
you know, go through the motions that a man goes through
03:03:30
and a bunch of a bunch of men are having their women do that.
03:03:32
I highly suggest you do that. Pegging.
03:03:36
No no no no no no no no, not the actual act.
03:03:39
Just the physical motion of what a man has to go through.
03:03:42
Ask your wife to do
03:03:43
like she's going to come to you behind, like clothed and just go.
03:03:47
But like, bare bucked me like just
03:03:49
I know this is a comedy show, but you're not following me.
03:03:51
You're not involved.
03:03:52
You're just watching her.
03:03:53
You just want her to try and do the the physicality of talking to Google.
03:03:57
To what? Nobody.
03:03:58
Which makes it even easier. I honestly, there's no resistance.
03:04:01
There's nobody grabbing you
03:04:02
and making you bleed and shit like,
03:04:04
oh well, maybe you don't have sex as hard as I do,
03:04:05
but sometimes you, you know, if you make a woman
03:04:08
do what she's supposed to do, sometimes she can't control.
03:04:11
She'll punch you, kick you, scratch you, whatever.
03:04:13
You know, whatever. I think that's called rape.
03:04:17
Oh. All right, well, that's not count that then.
03:04:21
My point is, is that women have no stamina, no fuck.
03:04:26
You know, they're they're fuckable, but they cannot fuck.
03:04:29
They should have more respect for guys.
03:04:31
What we go through, it's very physically grueling, right?
03:04:35
I mean, maybe you're still young.
03:04:37
You'll see girls that have sex.
03:04:38
I'm not complaining at all.
03:04:40
You're acting all young.
03:04:41
Like I don't have any trouble fucking.
03:04:43
I'm just being honest, I get tired, I need a break sometimes, you know?
03:04:48
Or we could just stop. But that's not.
03:04:49
There's no point.
03:04:50
I've got a strong core strength.
03:04:54
And I felt a lot of.
03:04:55
I felt validated and vindicated when most women
03:04:59
cannot fuck like a man has to just laying on the bed.
03:05:03
She's like the guy says, lay down like.
03:05:05
And then he starts acting like you're so.
03:05:08
Yeah, no.
03:05:08
He's like, now turn around and do it like this.
03:05:10
And she's just she's pretending. She's like fucking a pillow.
03:05:12
She's not even actually doing anything and she can't even breathe.
03:05:15
Dude, she's exhausted after like one minute.
03:05:18
Now I know that I that's a joke about when I was younger.
03:05:21
Maybe I lasted for a minute, but now I can.
03:05:23
I can fuck for several minutes.
03:05:27
And but now, I mean,
03:05:30
most women cannot fuck like a man
03:05:32
for more than a minute.
03:05:36
Maybe I shared too much.
03:05:39
Maybe.
03:05:39
Here's the coolest mash up.
03:05:42
This, this. I don't even know what this song is.
03:05:45
Never heard it before, but my goodness, it's cool.
03:05:49
Is a gay.
03:05:52
Not as gays. You.
03:05:54
Why are you gay?
03:05:55
It could be.
03:06:03
Watch.
03:06:03
Cool.
03:06:03
Rick Sanchez coming up here.
03:06:07
You, Rick Sanchez? Who?
03:06:13
Right. Yeah. Right.
03:06:14
So now.
03:06:17
We're three, two, one Rick Sanchez.
03:06:21
Oh. From Rick and Morty.
03:06:23
Yeah.
03:06:25
I didn't know he had a last name.
03:06:27
Oh, does Morty have a last name?
03:06:30
Smith saying Jerry
03:06:32
Smith.
03:06:33
What? Sanchez and Smith.
03:06:36
Yeah, it's the Tesla generic version.
03:06:40
That was a Tesla Cybertruck.
03:06:42
Cybertruck?
03:06:45
The wait is that Elon Musk?
03:06:48
With so many firebombing, it?
03:06:57
The guy who did the Tesla
03:06:59
bombing a while back, he was like the first of like,
03:07:02
the he's setting the trend.
03:07:06
He's like, I'm ahead of the curve.
03:07:09
Busan.
03:07:10
It said Busan at the end.
03:07:12
Now, I guess you sent that.
03:07:17
I did, you did.
03:07:19
These are all your clips this week.
03:07:21
I know I'm played any of mine. I'm just trying to.
03:07:23
I know I spent a lot less cash, just Culpeper.
03:07:26
I tried to mash it up in the says. Sorry, there's an error.
03:07:29
All of a sudden, all the songs are airing again.
03:07:32
Cash is Culpeper.
03:07:33
Load them.
03:07:33
Is a new artist I've never heard of.
03:07:36
And he's pretty good.
03:07:37
Is you related to Dante? No.
03:07:41
He's pretty good, though.
03:07:43
Listen to the groove.
03:07:45
You know he's down here.
03:07:49
Pretty good.
03:07:50
Give me that much I.
03:07:53
So I was.
03:07:58
I was
03:07:58
to walk down a white today wearing white.
03:08:02
Ryan for footage four number.
03:08:06
Does he know I don't know color gown is a lie
03:08:11
because he's been stain again and hey game.
03:08:14
Wait.
03:08:15
Let me back up my seven glance at it.
03:08:20
We can meet it.
03:08:21
So let me see.
03:08:24
I made a promise to me front a guy is he got a dog now?
03:08:29
Sure.
03:08:30
Of course. Is black on black crime?
03:08:33
I don't even think rumble like snuff films.
03:08:36
You know what? What was there?
03:08:38
Even this in the South, it's was this black on black crime.
03:08:41
Is this Django Unchained is.
03:08:45
I'm the only,
03:08:47
who approaches by rogue.
03:08:51
Yes, I know blue.
03:08:53
This is horrible, too.
03:08:55
So I've seen just punishment for something happy ever after night.
03:09:01
Oh, you know, he.
03:09:07
And. It's
03:09:12
this Pepe Saint Patrick's Day
03:09:15
when I'm sad sack every
03:09:19
I can't see smile when my heart is all set up.
03:09:24
I want to stand up at the altar and scream.
03:09:28
Is. I'm the old love.
03:09:30
He's in new I to borrow.
03:09:34
Guess I'm the blue. Yeah.
03:09:37
You really like this? Are you punishing me?
03:09:39
So if you see me happy ever happened?
03:09:45
Look, I thought it was
03:09:48
about me.
03:09:49
Oh, it didn't mess up. I'm.
03:09:52
But I'm going to be here.
03:09:54
This one. Did I get over?
03:09:56
I win, I get all.
03:10:03
We can make it stop.
03:10:05
God damn you!
03:10:12
Would you just shred?
03:10:14
There has not been one.
03:10:17
Oh, that was a cigaret.
03:10:19
Sounds like a paper shredder to.
03:10:23
Oh, you can't hear it, can you know, you said that several times.
03:10:26
Do you watch the show?
03:10:28
I can't hear you over the fucking music.
03:10:30
It's so loud.
03:10:31
And there are lots of nudity.
03:10:35
All right, so I gotta remove it.
03:10:37
Talk amongst yourselves.
03:10:40
So, rolling a cigaret,
03:10:45
Yeah.
03:10:46
What, are you in prison?
03:10:48
Yes. Oh, there's a dog with a comb.
03:10:51
Oh, we're going to get a job.
03:10:55
You trying to.
03:10:56
He's trying to pretend like
03:10:57
there's not a cone on its head, but there's a cone on his head.
03:11:01
Do you think the other dog is okay?
03:11:03
Cool. And I said,
03:11:05
the deal is you just tell the other dog to lick his balls,
03:11:07
like, hey, can you lick my balls?
03:11:08
But yeah, those are like my cat.
03:11:11
I don't know where to look.
03:11:12
My cats.
03:11:13
Do you think when he finally is able to lick his balls, he's going to be confused?
03:11:17
Yes. This is I thought he's going to be like, wait a minute.
03:11:21
That is the meanest, non empathetic question.
03:11:24
So if your boss like do you think you would notice,
03:11:28
the cone on my head for if you put a cone on my head
03:11:31
for two weeks, I might forget about it by then.
03:11:34
So like, how long does the dog have to have the cone?
03:11:37
Two weeks.
03:11:38
You got it right. Oh, you know, that's like torture for.
03:11:40
He doesn't have to anymore.
03:11:41
It's just not likes it.
03:11:44
He doesn't like it right now.
03:11:45
And he's
03:11:46
learned that, you know, this
03:11:49
I'm up.
03:11:50
Oh, now we can hear.
03:11:56
You in Philadelphia.
03:11:59
There's a three that came in good.
03:12:01
Two little barbers.
03:12:03
You must wait for.
03:12:06
But you. The question
03:12:10
it like what's
03:12:12
everything. Bus. Everything bus.
03:12:14
Everything everything everything. Bus.
03:12:19
You got it. This is like a sex reference.
03:12:21
You're going both of them.
03:12:22
Oh, but you brought just the sex reference.
03:12:24
Everything. Busses.
03:12:26
You told me so. Look, we are.
03:12:29
We're married.
03:12:29
I can't wait to this great favorite.
03:12:34
That was great.
03:12:35
Really?
03:12:35
Pretty
03:12:37
quick way to give your brain to push something.
03:12:40
When we breathe.
03:12:42
Oh, wait. What?
03:12:45
Yeah.
03:12:46
What are we watching?
03:12:46
Because that first looks like. Wasn't.
03:12:49
I want to rewind it, but I don't think I should.
03:12:52
Okay.
03:12:53
Because then people would be like, why do we run to see the dick on this one?
03:12:56
Let's just assume that.
03:12:57
Yeah, I thought I saw something two way.
03:13:03
What's the deal with this? At.
03:13:07
When I had it eight nine, but I didn't.
03:13:10
I mean, this is maybe the time for good.
03:13:13
I think I should start wearing silly, ridiculous ass every week.
03:13:17
Yeah, I tried to get an Irish hat.
03:13:19
I couldn't find one.
03:13:20
Last little part.
03:13:22
It sucks.
03:13:23
Now the party cities closed for three days.
03:13:27
No. They're putting in the, mattress, firm?
03:13:32
Yeah, yeah. Nice.
03:13:34
So if I want to get, Saint Patrick's hat or,
03:13:37
Independence Day hat, where the fuck do I go now?
03:13:41
That's funny, though.
03:13:43
Is this all right?
03:13:44
How do you go to Amazon?
03:13:46
If I go down there, you go to the.
03:13:49
If you go to those big warehouses, you just pull up right there.
03:13:51
It is like, just can search their inventory.
03:13:57
Well, that'd be sweet.
03:13:58
Yeah.
03:13:59
You just walk through there like, oh, give me one.
03:14:01
Oh I'll take one of those. Oh those.
03:14:04
So you saying Amazon Costco or
03:14:06
Costco on steroids?
03:14:09
So you don't think Mattress Firm is a giant cover up?
03:14:13
I don't know what it could be because they're not a cash business
03:14:17
unless there's something to mattresses.
03:14:19
All it takes is, any stream of income, but
03:14:23
then it just doesn't make enough money.
03:14:26
Remember when Wayfair was selling children?
03:14:31
No. How do you know?
03:14:34
Because I also know that when you got your children
03:14:37
home, they had, like, an armoire or whatever, that was like $30,000.
03:14:40
And so then people started looking at
03:14:42
and then there was some code and then they did a little more research.
03:14:44
I'm sure it was debunked.
03:14:45
Oh, so it was like a Hunter Hunter Biden laptop or Hunter Biden painting situation.
03:14:50
Tinfoil.
03:14:53
Did you hear that?
03:14:53
Sadly, nobody wants to buy Hunter Biden's paintings anymore.
03:14:58
Yeah, because it was on USA.
03:15:00
It happened right along. Yeah. 11.
03:15:02
Right along. No. Right around.
03:15:03
When,
03:15:06
Kamala took the reins from Biden and just all of a sudden,
03:15:11
people stopped buying his paintings.
03:15:12
And so he's not able to buy
03:15:13
he used to be able to sell these paintings for millions.
03:15:16
It's weird how
03:15:18
now all of a sudden,
03:15:21
nobody wants to, like the baby paint.
03:15:36
Cool store.
03:15:36
These seem to say they're baseless.
03:15:38
So is the hot dog a sandwich or not a sandwich?
03:15:41
It is. Absolutely. Is.
03:15:44
Is it in your mouth or up your ass?
03:15:45
That's somebody's definition.
03:15:47
You can put a sandwich in your ass,
03:15:50
but then it's
03:15:50
technically it's both not a sandwich anymore.
03:15:54
If you put it in your mouth.
03:15:55
Yeah, it's technically up your, by my definition, a sandwich has to be eaten.
03:16:01
Yeah, yeah.
03:16:02
No, I don't like sandwich board signs.
03:16:05
Oh. Sandwich board.
03:16:07
I take that back.
03:16:08
I guess you don't have to eat a sandwich.
03:16:10
Do you say sandwich? Sandwich or sandwich?
03:16:13
I'm like, you're a dog sandwich right now.
03:16:15
I've got dogs on both sides of me.
03:16:17
An open face club sandwich.
03:16:24
We should go golfing.
03:16:25
Fucking Kane.
03:16:26
Yeah. The next warm day. Let's meet. It's Tony. I want to go.
03:16:29
Yep. The very next one. Yeah.
03:16:31
So it's tomorrow.
03:16:33
No, it's going to rain. Cold out.
03:16:35
I had to come in time.
03:16:38
So we warm tomorrow? In the next day.
03:16:40
Okay. I'm free.
03:16:42
I'm here.
03:16:45
Oh, Reno
03:16:48
my mirror.
03:16:48
Oh, right.
03:16:50
I bet it's really nice there.
03:16:52
Oh, where's the tip? I want a sandwich. Ooh.
03:16:54
What kind of meat is she using?
03:16:56
She actually cook it.
03:16:58
Oh, yeah.
03:16:58
Make sure just smash the table.
03:17:00
Let us hold out.
03:17:02
That's what you do to get the heart out.
03:17:03
Thank you.
03:17:05
Do. You don't know you're not.
03:17:06
Oh, see? He's so young. Yes.
03:17:08
Take the core part.
03:17:09
Smash it on there. You can just pull it right out. You don't have to run it now.
03:17:11
You can chop the rest of the head up. It's brilliant.
03:17:14
Exactly what you do.
03:17:16
She is right.
03:17:17
You're wrong.
03:17:17
See the core. Just feel the fucking you.
03:17:21
What are we doing?
03:17:22
So there's a core that goes with the white power.
03:17:24
No matter how much white lettuce you like.
03:17:25
That core is just tree bark. You don't want it.
03:17:28
You slam it down on a on a cutting board or a counter.
03:17:31
It'll push in a little bit.
03:17:32
You can turn it over and just go pull it right out.
03:17:35
And the rest just you just chop up like she's about to do.
03:17:37
She did it it wrong.
03:17:38
And a hot dog is a you just
03:17:41
you can just cut around it like, what are you fucking retarded.
03:17:45
No okay.
03:17:46
I mean you can do that, but you could also peel ever.
03:17:49
You can also peel every leaf off.
03:17:51
Right? Right.
03:17:52
Here are some of the outs.
03:17:53
Outside leaves off.
03:17:54
But then I cut it. So.
03:17:56
But I cut around it once she gets. Yeah.
03:17:58
But so you're going to cut around at the territory to do it.
03:18:00
You hang on. I'm still cutting around. But you did.
03:18:03
You did all that. I'm cutting around the core.
03:18:05
I want to get all the lettuce off. She's like, what?
03:18:07
I ended up okay, so let's chop up the rest at a time.
03:18:10
Yeah.
03:18:10
I would slam every head and pull on all those cores and then chop, chop it all up.
03:18:15
I like the I like the get it Wendy's.
03:18:19
Okay.
03:18:19
Let's see.
03:18:20
This bitch should let me see what she does.
03:18:22
She's cute, but there too much makeup on this is she pulled that correct?
03:18:27
I don't want to be high makeup.
03:18:28
I don't even know I missed it.
03:18:30
I don't know what what color.
03:18:32
What the fuck you talking about as a fucking head of lettuce.
03:18:34
Also use a better fucking these better lettuce.
03:18:37
The core.
03:18:38
She's smash it. That's a good.
03:18:40
Oh yes I do.
03:18:42
What, so she's going to pull it out here next.
03:18:44
Right there. She's just pulling out.
03:18:46
See she's pulling it out.
03:18:47
Core is out now.
03:18:49
The rest is edible. Lettuce all edible.
03:18:51
You just fucking cut around it.
03:18:53
It's the same thing.
03:18:54
It cut.
03:18:55
Number one is like right down the fucking center. Then you cut.
03:19:00
Oh, my lord,
03:19:02
you're one down the center, over the other.
03:19:04
Cut cut cut cut perfectly.
03:19:07
Chop all those sections off. It's already pre.
03:19:10
No, there's lettuce stuck on your core.
03:19:11
You wasted about a handful of lettuce.
03:19:14
Yeah. Let us take a McGorry.
03:19:16
Cut the fucking lettuce off of it. Yeah.
03:19:18
I wish you existed. But you are.
03:19:21
You slim the lettuce and then pull it out.
03:19:23
I don't know how I've eaten more lettuce in both.
03:19:25
I know that for sure. No.
03:19:29
Oh, I'm just by sheer days on Earth.
03:19:32
Yeah, I hate it.
03:19:33
Well, don't you hate it when people don't respect their elders?
03:19:36
Yeah. No kidding.
03:19:38
I've eaten a lot more lettuce.
03:19:39
And you've seen as he hits his futuristic space pen.
03:19:43
Yeah, it's the hippie lettuce.
03:19:47
No, he's.
03:19:48
She's making a sloppy Joe.
03:19:49
Come on. I mean, fucking tomato on a slab.
03:19:52
Bowls and bowls of salad. I'll have.
03:19:54
So that's what. It's a taco burger. Now.
03:19:57
Oh, three heads of romaine.
03:20:04
I've got romaine in the fridge.
03:20:05
I've got spring mix.
03:20:08
Yeah.
03:20:08
You go.
03:20:11
We've got some 5050 blend.
03:20:13
She didn't say what she usually says.
03:20:18
Here you go.
03:20:19
Hey, I think I'll make be a sandwich.
03:20:21
Wayfair.
03:20:22
Human trafficking allegations were false.
03:20:26
Oh, there was a human trafficking thing in the,
03:20:28
city in which I've moved to,
03:20:32
it was at a, under the guise of a massage parlor.
03:20:36
Parlor.
03:20:36
But there was, sex trafficking going on.
03:20:40
Oh, really? Asian women?
03:20:41
Wait, what?
03:20:44
I can't read that.
03:20:45
It says Gary is a fucking homo. Is that it?
03:20:48
You can go fucking say.
03:20:50
Oh, yeah.
03:20:50
So you draw. It's way more.
03:20:53
Let us in has eaten way more.
03:20:54
Let us if she has ever since he was a kid.
03:20:56
Harvey, is that an all time low?
03:21:00
Unemployment is at an all time low.
03:21:03
But Gary still needs unemployment.
03:21:04
And Gary retaining an attorney is the smartest thing you can do.
03:21:08
You're almost guaranteed to get the money.
03:21:10
You are entitled, minus the attorney fees,
03:21:15
but. So.
03:21:15
Okay, so you're you're an idiot for the twice.
03:21:17
Twice time in five minutes.
03:21:19
I'd rather get zero money than 70% of any money.
03:21:23
Right. What you just said.
03:21:24
Well, if you're owed it, you shouldn't need to get an attorney.
03:21:27
You shouldn't need to. You know what? And you know what?
03:21:29
You shouldn't need to carry a weapon.
03:21:30
But that ship has sailed.
03:21:33
I don't carry, I don't need to carry a weapon.
03:21:35
Yeah.
03:21:36
What weapon do you carry?
03:21:37
The argument is always like it was.
03:21:39
The world would be good with no guns.
03:21:41
Well, now, since one person has a gun, everybody should have the right
03:21:44
to carry a gun. So I have the right.
03:21:46
Everybody should have. I mean, I don't own one.
03:21:49
How about if.
03:21:50
If candies and nuts were ifs and buts were gone?
03:21:54
How does that go?
03:21:55
I know Gary knows it because he knows every parable.
03:21:57
Oh, give it to me.
03:21:58
The ax I know is a key
03:22:02
beauty shop where they can shop, where they cut the nuts.
03:22:05
What will it cut?
03:22:07
It will not fight.
03:22:11
What is the body and will, right.
03:22:12
It's a pen.
03:22:13
Oh, it's what?
03:22:16
I wrote all my notes.
03:22:17
But why is there?
03:22:19
Where do you get something like that from Home Depot.
03:22:22
Hey! Don't kill my wife.
03:22:24
Gave it to me as a present for the show.
03:22:26
I think she's mightier than the ax, right?
03:22:28
Isn't that the same?
03:22:29
Yeah, I would, I would feel bad if I was your wife, too.
03:22:32
At one point.
03:22:33
She hated the show so much.
03:22:37
If you gave me an ultimatum, a crazy one, like,
03:22:40
stop the show or else.
03:22:45
I guess the show's days are numbered
03:22:47
because that when they are went away and they're numbered.
03:22:52
Yeah, that one come out a little. I don't know.
03:22:55
And this was
03:22:57
this podcast days are numbered.
03:23:00
Yeah.
03:23:00
Dave's buddy, Dan's buddy to make up for an unfair you man ultimatum.
03:23:07
I got a the gift of a pen.
03:23:11
Yep. I'm so.
03:23:13
Which is basically, to sign the divorce papers.
03:23:16
Sorry I gave you an unfair ultimatum.
03:23:20
Did you know that? No.
03:23:21
She's letting you know. She's going to give you the X.
03:23:23
Takes an ax and a pen. Yeah.
03:23:25
Jaws, right? Yes. I'm the divorce papers, bitch.
03:23:27
Look, did you know that subtext when, when it stopped being Saint Patrick's Day?
03:23:34
No. You do the thing.
03:23:37
Look at you in your hand.
03:23:38
You notice I should just drop this, but I'm not gonna say I'm ready.
03:23:42
Oh, my God, this is.
03:23:44
It seems like it's quieter.
03:23:46
I think that's the only chicken attack.
03:23:48
Unless I just can't hear it as well.
03:23:49
I turn it down, blown up my eardrum inside the house.
03:23:54
I can't sleep unless we have a chicken attack.
03:23:56
Yeah, give me a chicken. A ten.
03:23:58
I don't, I can't find one. Did you send.
03:24:01
Oh I didn't, that's on me.
03:24:04
Wait.
03:24:05
I sent you something.
03:24:08
You definitely sent me something.
03:24:10
Is there anything you haven't paid yet?
03:24:12
I should just show this.
03:24:13
Except it shows all the phone numbers.
03:24:15
No, I have I have titled videos like this and.
03:24:18
Well, yeah.
03:24:19
And fussing, bussing another bussing.
03:24:22
Fun with crowds.
03:24:24
I believe red tarts. That's.
03:24:26
There's one. That's how you should label things.
03:24:29
I know what that one is, and I don't have some of them, so I'm so stupid.
03:24:33
After two hours of the show,
03:24:34
I don't know which ones I even played because I want to believe.
03:24:37
I want to believe I played that.
03:24:39
Let's check.
03:24:40
Yeah I did.
03:24:42
Do you see how they distract me a little bit
03:24:44
from things that I could be doing
03:24:45
to make the show better and hopefully compete with your marriage
03:24:48
so that you don't quit the show for that, because the show needs to get better.
03:24:51
If you're saying this is this one, this show got better when that happened,
03:24:57
was the ultimatum from
03:25:00
your wife, he said, just to be clear.
03:25:02
Yeah.
03:25:03
Or from Dave or from both.
03:25:05
There's a separate one.
03:25:06
Is it an outstanding ultimatum?
03:25:09
No. It's gone, it's gone.
03:25:11
I want to hear more.
03:25:12
Are you sure? Else I'll tell you.
03:25:15
Well, I should have told you that week, but I didn't want to.
03:25:18
Before or after you were fired. After.
03:25:23
That it's kind of like you lose your job and what's going to happen next?
03:25:26
Your fucking whole life is falling apart because of the shoulders down.
03:25:28
Something like that. Your whole life?
03:25:31
Yeah.
03:25:32
Your whole life is ruined.
03:25:33
Now, you might have a beer job that you had,
03:25:38
you just worked, you'll walk in and give me the job. Job?
03:25:42
It's gone.
03:25:43
All your hopes and dreams out the window. What are you going to do with your life?
03:25:45
No. It was like that was my lifelong dream.
03:25:49
Your salvation.
03:25:49
Where the fuck?
03:25:53
There's so many jobs out there.
03:25:55
You could get an entry level position.
03:25:57
Here's Gary's wife. Just.
03:25:58
We got Gary's one.
03:25:59
In general are so fucking dumb.
03:26:02
No common sense.
03:26:03
First of all,
03:26:03
he comes over my motherfucking boyfriend, he comes over Gary.
03:26:06
Oh, she just lost me. That he was calling your boyfriend.
03:26:09
That's where you spread that I just got from Trader Joe's and a thing of shit.
03:26:14
Why is it extra large space on both sides of the her shirt?
03:26:18
I just got it.
03:26:19
I just I just got the cheese.
03:26:22
How many times have I gone in to enjoy the cheese?
03:26:24
One one time.
03:26:26
Like the letter spacing is fine until you get to the A.
03:26:28
Then there's it. Let's forget. Okay?
03:26:30
There's something so quietly and he's like,
03:26:32
oh, you guys, you need to because it's not Colorado.
03:26:34
It's color a dude.
03:26:36
Oh yeah.
03:26:38
Color you do the Healy.
03:26:39
Where do you put the fucking cheese? Back in the fridge.
03:26:42
Went home. Okay, dude, I said listen, all right?
03:26:44
I'm still looking at her.
03:26:45
I just wish she wasn't like I go and I'm like, oh, that cheese.
03:26:49
I'm so fucking good. My fuck. Yeah.
03:26:51
I go get my pizza.
03:26:53
I walk to the fridge and I
03:26:55
see the cheese and I'm like, okay, but I get okay back there.
03:26:59
Oh, there's a young new slang. Okay.
03:27:03
He's back.
03:27:03
We're cool.
03:27:09
What is.
03:27:12
This something she feels need to be kidding me.
03:27:14
I posted to everyone out there with my mouth like
03:27:18
I told this motherfucker.
03:27:20
I said, dude, first of all, who the fuck puts back
03:27:24
an empty container of my favorite cheese back in the fridge?
03:27:27
Throw that shit away.
03:27:28
Second of all, you can scrape that whole thing literally.
03:27:33
That's what he says.
03:27:34
I just there's some left.
03:27:36
Me did the same exact thing to the same exact cheese.
03:27:38
The other time I got it, I had to go back to the store
03:27:40
to get another one because he fucking eat it all.
03:27:43
Is it? Who the fuck does this know?
03:27:45
Who the actual fuck does that to someone?
03:27:48
Who the fuck that was fucking me.
03:27:50
That's so mean.
03:27:51
And so much left motherfucker waiting.
03:27:55
Hey, can you can't fight.
03:27:57
Eating are as mean and mean eating.
03:28:01
Get it?
03:28:01
I don't get his revenge, you know.
03:28:04
Oh, no, I didn't
03:28:07
know.
03:28:08
What?
03:28:09
No, no.
03:28:10
What a great rant.
03:28:13
I didn't sign that.
03:28:15
No, that's our rant of the week.
03:28:17
No, we're going to try and have a rant of the week and sadly that no, that's
03:28:21
that was the best one.
03:28:22
I found out soon, even though her delivery was kind of late week, it is
03:28:28
I, I buy a lot of food and I,
03:28:30
I have young children that put empty shit back.
03:28:34
Where's your videos? Very.
03:28:36
How come you didn't set up a camera and.
03:28:39
Well, see, I thought, that's what I have a life.
03:28:43
But as a people, my job is to push the buttons.
03:28:45
You guys provide the right.
03:28:46
I provide the content.
03:28:49
Okay. Where's your
03:28:51
where your I.
03:28:52
I can't recall you.
03:28:53
I ate the record shit.
03:28:56
And the recording ended up skippy and like,
03:28:59
you hear me banging on the metal, but I know and he still.
03:29:03
And then all of a sudden.
03:29:04
Yeah, that's probably my server.
03:29:06
The video catches up with the audio, the
03:29:10
I'll have to
03:29:10
move my server because I brought it here for now,
03:29:14
because I'm uploading so much shit, it was easier.
03:29:17
But now when you upload to here, my little Comcast isn't enough
03:29:20
to probably get your. So it's it's your signal to.
03:29:23
I'm trying to take the blame for you.
03:29:25
Yeah it's no it's all your fault.
03:29:27
Everything is my fault, right?
03:29:29
Your fault, my signal and our made is terrible.
03:29:34
Okay.
03:29:34
I should have played this earlier here I didn't, I didn't, I did.
03:29:38
Yeah.
03:29:48
So that concludes the graveyard segment.
03:29:52
No, I should have. After you did this.
03:29:53
I had this set, actually.
03:29:55
Oh, and.
03:30:00
Can you read it?
03:30:01
No, no.
03:30:02
Damn. I don't want to read it.
03:30:04
Oh, Richard.
03:30:06
He inas Ernest.
03:30:10
He probably is, but let's say penis.
03:30:12
Penis,
03:30:14
which I shared.
03:30:15
Peter Ennis.
03:30:17
Dick.
03:30:19
So not only with the name with Ennis, did they?
03:30:21
Whatever.
03:30:21
The middle name starts with a P, but they went for Richard.
03:30:24
Penis.
03:30:27
Richard. Penis?
03:30:28
Yeah. Pianist play piano.
03:30:31
Father Richard.
03:30:32
Penis.
03:30:35
Yep. Sorry, I thought that'd be funnier.
03:30:37
I do have.
03:30:38
So just before we wrap up the show, I have a quick,
03:30:41
quick 170 funny names.
03:30:44
We're going to go through.
03:30:49
So you guys aren't even listening.
03:30:51
That's great.
03:30:52
What said we're going to go through, 197 funny names
03:30:57
real, real quick before we wrap the show up.
03:31:01
These are real names that are outside.
03:31:03
This is Samsung. That's not that funny, Mr.
03:31:06
perfect, Mr. perfect fifth grade class.
03:31:08
These are real, by the way.
03:31:09
I looked them all up and confirmed them all.
03:31:13
Look at him too.
03:31:13
He's a complete perv.
03:31:15
Nice.
03:31:19
Sad, man.
03:31:20
It's probably said mine.
03:31:24
There's another penis.
03:31:26
Penis? You got to pause.
03:31:27
Penis, penis penis penis.
03:31:33
This is my favorite.
03:31:34
I'll end on this one.
03:31:35
Crispy bacon.
03:31:38
That's my pig's name.
03:31:43
Does your pig have a cone on its head, too?
03:31:45
Yes. Just got neutered.
03:31:47
Is there anything that lives on your farm that you don't cut the testicles off of?
03:31:51
No. That's a shame.
03:31:56
Do you have testicles?
03:31:58
No, no.
03:32:01
Does your wife have your testicles? No.
03:32:06
He'd like to think. No.
03:32:08
We'll find out if we make 200.
03:32:09
Now. I'm very curious.
03:32:11
What's Florida man?
03:32:13
You sent Florida, man.
03:32:14
All right, I said Florida, man.
03:32:15
This guy's great.
03:32:17
I'm fixing this guy. I
03:32:20
don't know,
03:32:23
let him go
03:32:25
on me.
03:32:26
He's the true Florida man.
03:32:30
The whole friend.
03:32:31
You don't even see the emblem he's got.
03:32:33
He's just got a song that
03:32:37
also means he's the true
03:32:40
Florida man. Oh.
03:32:47
We lost pretty.
03:32:50
Where do you go?
03:32:51
I hit the wrong button.
03:32:52
Those beans are the shit.
03:32:57
I like the little dog cage.
03:32:58
It looked like the, circus.
03:33:00
Traveling circus.
03:33:02
I still haven't found a chicken attack.
03:33:04
You sure you sent?
03:33:05
No, I think I just said the chicken Saint Patrick's thing at the last minute.
03:33:09
Because I didn't find a good chicken attack that was new.
03:33:14
That one. Look,
03:33:16
I don't even find I like, sometimes I'll just put in a duck
03:33:19
walking or playing basketball or something stupid like that.
03:33:23
Did we do the.
03:33:25
Yeah, we did the Muppets chicken basketball
03:33:28
last week.
03:33:31
Yeah, I think, see, we shouldn't have 10 in 1 show and none on the next one.
03:33:35
Maybe I should spread them out a little bit more.
03:33:37
No, it's my job. Did it come off?
03:33:41
It was his eyes open.
03:33:42
I know.
03:33:45
Yes. Well.
03:33:50
Oh, yeah.
03:33:51
Give me a spinach.
03:33:53
Yeah.
03:33:54
Come on.
03:33:55
Lucky number seven. I'm.
03:34:01
Our fancy water brand's a scam.
03:34:03
Yeah.
03:34:03
So of course they are.
03:34:07
No. Nice draw.
03:34:09
Look at the word Evian.
03:34:12
The brand Evian and spelled backwards.
03:34:16
Evian.
03:34:16
What does it say?
03:34:17
No water? No. Leave the avian flu.
03:34:20
Look at your water.
03:34:21
It'll say probably, sourced with new Jersey municipality water,
03:34:27
or some type of municipality water.
03:34:30
Must refrigerate promptly after opening.
03:34:34
I don't have a
03:34:35
plastic bottle in my house, so gluten free.
03:34:39
What does that mean?
03:34:40
There's no bread in your water
03:34:43
right?
03:34:48
I think all bottled water is a scam.
03:34:50
Plus it ruins your balance. It's very.
03:34:52
Oh, wait, it's very acidic or.
03:35:00
From.
03:35:04
I carry them.
03:35:06
Oh, yeah.
03:35:07
You having trouble seeing.
03:35:09
Why do people still.
03:35:11
Why do people still argue over fonts?
03:35:15
They do.
03:35:15
I want to wear crimes.
03:35:18
New Roman.
03:35:21
Fuck you dude. Vernon.
03:35:22
And then.
03:35:25
You go to see.
03:35:26
You're so.
03:35:26
You're so fucking science and classic.
03:35:30
And let me guess.
03:35:31
Next you're going to be Comic Sans who takes anybody seriously.
03:35:35
I if you ever go down crooks.
03:35:37
There used to be a restaurant called The Kitchen or something.
03:35:39
Kitchen.
03:35:40
And it looked like they printed on a white sign
03:35:44
with black outline font in Comic Sans kitchen or something like that.
03:35:49
I wish I had a picture of it because it's it looks like some generic Sims game,
03:35:52
you know, like it doesn't look real, right? Fake.
03:35:55
Oh, clearly
03:35:56
just discovered they got their small business license.
03:35:59
Their their DBA and word
03:36:02
like all in the same day.
03:36:06
After
03:36:08
as people.
03:36:11
On religion.
03:36:14
Come on, give it to me. Oh.
03:36:20
Crunchy versus creamy.
03:36:23
Oh. Crunchy is more nutritious.
03:36:26
Creamy is more enjoyable because of it.
03:36:29
I was asking the dog.
03:36:31
Oh. Creamy heaves a creamy.
03:36:34
That's what you got to put on your balls for him to lick it.
03:36:37
Yeah,
03:36:39
he's the crunchy.
03:36:43
That's kind of mean.
03:36:44
Is that because he doesn't have a cone?
03:36:46
Yeah,
03:36:48
and he's a good boy.
03:36:51
He's just a baby from
03:36:56
Not anymore.
03:36:57
Dude, you took his babies away.
03:36:59
The man.
03:36:59
Now, I was the baby man.
03:37:02
Man had.
03:37:04
Why do people think everything was better in the 90s?
03:37:07
Was they were. They literally were better.
03:37:11
I didn't like the 90s.
03:37:12
I love the 90s. Oh my goodness.
03:37:15
I go back to the 90s.
03:37:16
Music was better, culture was better grungy.
03:37:19
It was grungy.
03:37:21
I love that part of it.
03:37:23
The greater the better.
03:37:25
It was good.
03:37:27
It was easy to start a band
03:37:28
because if you had any type of refinement or any type of quality.
03:37:31
Yeah, you were horrible.
03:37:34
You know, like more feedback, more mistakes.
03:37:36
Kind of like that show.
03:37:38
Yeah, it it gave it its charm.
03:37:41
We all sound like you're amazing.
03:37:45
We'd be cutting edge,
03:37:47
but the quality of the internet would blow people away.
03:37:50
All right, tell you what.
03:37:52
As above, so below, I.
03:37:55
Tell you what. As above.
03:37:57
So now you got to wrap up better than that. Okay,
03:38:00
tell you what.
03:38:02
As above.
03:38:02
So below.
03:38:06
Above.
03:38:08
It's the Brady and Joshua Brady and or Gary.
03:38:12
As above. And so below.
03:38:15
We call these two blows Brady and Joshua.
03:38:18
We're doing it our way.
03:38:20
We're gonna make it make our dreams come true Brady.
03:38:24
And don't show it Brady. And draw.
03:38:27
It's their show now Brady draw.
03:38:39
You can end it early.
03:38:41
Dance with me. Draw.
03:38:42
I always jibber you and your man. Me.
03:38:44
Take me, take me, jabber.
03:38:46
Take me now.
03:38:47
Djibril. Jabber your links.
03:38:50
I love el jabber.
03:38:51
Super jibber jabber all over my dripping.
03:38:53
What temperature were you, hot, man?
03:38:55
Fuck me in my what jibber now harder!
03:38:58
Jibber jabber. Slow down.
03:39:00
Jibber jabber.
03:39:01
Yes. Jabber it.
03:39:04
Best way to eat cereal with your teeth.
03:39:09
I got to get that rimshot more ready.
03:39:13
In about ten minutes, I find this rimshot.
03:39:18
I think my soundboard is muddied.
03:39:20
The water. I cannot find anything.
03:39:23
The best way to eat cereal is with melted marshmallows, butter,
03:39:28
and in a treat
03:39:32
form, like a bar.
03:39:36
I think in a hard,
03:39:38
hard, hot, hot woman stripper's navel.
03:39:42
Okay,
03:39:45
I win.
03:39:46
No defeating philosophies,
03:39:50
feeding or eating philosophies because that means two different things.
03:39:54
Feeding and eating are similar enough to to me, eating is intaking.
03:39:59
Feeding is you feed somebody, eating is in and feeding is out.
03:40:05
Outnumbered maybe not like so if I if I'm eating knowledge I'm accepting.
03:40:08
And if I'm feeding knowledge I'm giving it.
03:40:11
Feeding yourself is eating.
03:40:13
See, I'm such a compassionate person.
03:40:15
I wasn't even thinking about feeding myself.
03:40:18
What if you're eating a fajita?
03:40:20
Sorry, I need to explain.
03:40:21
Once you have children eating less about yourself
03:40:24
and more about these, you guys wouldn't understand.
03:40:26
What if you're eating?
03:40:27
Eating, being, you know, understands.
03:40:29
Yes. Children hopefully is laughing right now, right?
03:40:33
I don't give them too much credit.
03:40:34
What happens?
03:40:35
Yeah, but even even a child makes you a whole human.
03:40:38
Until that happens, you're just not.
03:40:40
And you're going to be pissed at me until you also,
03:40:43
if you can't or you don't re choose not to.
03:40:45
I mean, if choice was a thing,
03:40:49
then I.
03:40:52
Now it's still the same.
03:40:54
I pity you because it's amazing.
03:40:58
Let's spin.
03:40:59
Okay.
03:41:02
Plus all of a sudden, ready or nothing.
03:41:07
What?
03:41:08
Plus in button.
03:41:11
Do people get hurt?
03:41:13
Do people convert for belief or just for community?
03:41:17
Community? Mostly.
03:41:21
Yeah.
03:41:22
I'm convinced my whole religious upbringing,
03:41:24
which you refer to a lot about yours, you know, you were not coronated or raised
03:41:28
or whatever mine was because my mother found community.
03:41:32
She would hate for you to hear that. But,
03:41:35
you know, I know
03:41:37
that that's common.
03:41:38
Something happened. She found redemption.
03:41:40
She found people that accepted her in a completely different town and started all
03:41:45
I think that's used is actually fear.
03:41:48
And it starts out as fear of hell.
03:41:50
But that's not what a lot of teachers are.
03:41:53
Are, preaching from the pulpit there.
03:41:57
Usually it's a fear of
03:42:00
of this lack of acceptance.
03:42:02
Like if you don't see it
03:42:05
our way, we are going to ostracize you.
03:42:08
And that's the real fear.
03:42:11
And that's what turns me off to it.
03:42:13
If you were really accepting loving church and in the in the eyes and image of God
03:42:17
or Jesus or whatever,
03:42:18
you would be doing the opposite, you would welcome, accept everything.
03:42:21
But then
03:42:23
you have control issues.
03:42:24
There are sex and cults that the this communicate you
03:42:27
and you are not even allowed in their community anymore. Sex
03:42:33
I got this, I got this communicated nice.
03:42:38
Good job.
03:42:38
I, you know, you want to hear what I did?
03:42:41
Yeah.
03:42:42
Do you really I do that
03:42:45
I, I it doesn't does that matter?
03:42:48
It's boring.
03:42:49
Oh, then I don't want to hear about it.
03:42:51
Yeah I do, I stopped giving money.
03:42:54
Oh yeah. That's all it takes.
03:42:56
And I actually I actually got an official letter of separation from the church.
03:43:00
Yeah, it's it's a, it is a business.
03:43:06
Yeah.
03:43:07
It's not a good recruiting marketing strategy.
03:43:12
If I can go back any time, I just don't get any of the benefit.
03:43:18
Oh. The benefits.
03:43:19
What are you getting before. Yeah.
03:43:21
Wait.
03:43:21
To be clear, the only benefit was, like, if you're a member,
03:43:24
you flip over the black side of the little attendance card.
03:43:26
And if you're a guest, you turn over the red side of the little attendance card
03:43:30
from, from, you know, 25 odd years of experience.
03:43:33
That's the only really difference I could see.
03:43:37
Are megachurches just religious corporations?
03:43:40
Yeah, it's literally just advanced thing.
03:43:43
And so I don't like this corporation.
03:43:47
Not really an evil word.
03:43:48
It just means a group of people that came together to do business.
03:43:51
Business?
03:43:52
Well, it's the important part, but it's just like a night.
03:43:55
It's just like the knives.
03:43:55
You for the knives walk into a megachurch is like a five piece band
03:44:00
just jamming out.
03:44:01
I like that, I like the concert feel.
03:44:04
I like the way that turn.
03:44:05
Because even when I was young.
03:44:07
Yeah.
03:44:07
You know, I mean, not too long ago,
03:44:09
that was only like you did not you did not play guitar and drums in church.
03:44:13
Oregon only.
03:44:15
Yeah, it's very restricted.
03:44:17
Can I play my organ?
03:44:19
What if it's an acoustic guitar?
03:44:22
Hey, thanks for the follow the daily stories and videos.
03:44:25
That sounds like a clip channel,
03:44:30
I like it that made that.
03:44:31
What does that put us up to 70 or whatever number we needed.
03:44:34
One more for the one we got to get 100.
03:44:35
Then we can join the Rumble Creator's Partners program.
03:44:39
Draw.
03:44:40
You're going to join us next week for our live in person IRL show.
03:44:46
I gotta check the weather there, too.
03:44:47
I'm not sitting in some cuz.
03:44:49
I mean, it was cold out there tonight.
03:44:52
I'll be honest, that was the that was what pushed me
03:44:55
over the edge to say it was a week old.
03:44:59
As I was driving to, I'm like, we can wait a week
03:45:01
or two, I can turn on the heat.
03:45:04
But man,
03:45:06
it's noisy in the background.
03:45:08
It's still it's going to be 43 next week too.
03:45:11
Okay.
03:45:12
Well we'll we'll hold up.
03:45:13
Wait, what about the
03:45:16
a nice day in the middle.
03:45:17
You said it's going to be nice.
03:45:19
You're you're full of shit because you're in Reno is what I'm thinking.
03:45:21
No. Yeah.
03:45:22
No I'm kidding.
03:45:23
Well, you should come by tomorrow.
03:45:25
We'll just pre-record.
03:45:27
Oh, wait.
03:45:27
George. Right. It's going to be 65 today. Here.
03:45:30
Okay, let's let's do a pre-record,
03:45:35
What's a pre-record?
03:45:36
Like?
03:45:36
You roll it first.
03:45:40
Sorry, I'm running out of jokes.
03:45:42
I don't know.
03:45:44
Okay.
03:45:44
Pre-record recorded it
03:45:47
there. Oh, go.
03:45:48
See, that's that's the only reason we do it.
03:45:49
If you laugh out loud, snort, spit your drink.
03:45:53
Spit. Take. What does that say?
03:45:55
Says Brady. I laughed out loud.
03:45:56
Sorry, I forgot you can't read because I was looking at your phone.
03:45:59
It's really, really, really small.
03:46:01
It's like, let me rephrase that.
03:46:03
You can read, but you can't see it on the letter.
03:46:06
It I'm illegitimate.
03:46:12
I'm lucrative.
03:46:15
I know it's I could be tired now,
03:46:19
let me talk to you in.
03:46:20
I got nothing to do.
03:46:21
I got nowhere to go. You guys want to end the show early?
03:46:23
That's fine.
03:46:24
I already signed on.
03:46:26
Oh, I love this.
03:46:28
These are great.
03:46:29
Brady and Brady and jaw show. Questions.
03:46:33
Why do people assume atheists are automatically smarter?
03:46:36
Oh, it's actually factually true.
03:46:39
If you up all,
03:46:42
a number of of the, high school dropout,
03:46:46
the number of atheists is pretty small.
03:46:49
If you pull the same kind of group
03:46:51
of high school graduates, that number, increases.
03:46:56
If you pull, Bachelor of Science holders, that number increases.
03:47:01
If you get master's degrees, that number increases.
03:47:04
If you, pull PhD holders.
03:47:10
It's a vast majority.
03:47:12
It's actually true.
03:47:15
It's just true.
03:47:19
The smarter you are,
03:47:21
the greater the chances of you being atheist.
03:47:26
Let's just be real. Let's just be real.
03:47:28
These guys are virgins and we are not the honest.
03:47:32
Yeah, yeah, that's
03:47:35
it's it's empirical evidence.
03:47:40
Empirical
03:47:42
or statistically.
03:47:45
Yeah.
03:47:45
If you hear it go.
03:47:48
Should religion be considered a form of philosophy?
03:47:51
Yes.
03:47:52
In philosophy, yeah, I would say so.
03:47:56
Yeah.
03:47:59
All right.
03:48:02
I like the new wheel.
03:48:05
I hear birds.
03:48:07
Do you hear birds?
03:48:10
Mostly crickets chirping at this point.
03:48:15
See what I did?
03:48:16
There it is. Yes.
03:48:21
Oh. It's draw.
03:48:23
It's definitely draw.
03:48:25
I was muted almost immediately.
03:48:28
Let's. What? No. You were.
03:48:30
I just need you for a second to see if it was your background sound or not.
03:48:33
See, I can tell that when I hear this.
03:48:35
You hear that?
03:48:37
No, no, will you will if you, when you watch it back.
03:48:41
Okay.
03:48:42
Loud, annoying and, not necessary.
03:48:45
Oh it's him.
03:48:46
So I muted it and now it's okay.
03:48:49
Good job.
03:48:50
Hey what's the topic next week?
03:48:52
My idea was stupid.
03:48:55
I really focus on better.
03:48:58
What is stupid now again, I don't think we should pull out that thread.
03:49:04
What has stopped you before?
03:49:06
Okay, let's do it.
03:49:08
Stupid.
03:49:11
Oh, see, I missed that.
03:49:12
That was a who's on first bit.
03:49:15
I genuine
03:49:16
I serious, I was and I it accidental who's on first
03:49:20
because when you said stupid I was like well what is it.
03:49:24
It's it's stupid.
03:49:25
Tell me what it is.
03:49:27
I was talking about Easter
03:49:30
and I thought it was stupid.
03:49:31
And then like, who's up first at the after?
03:49:35
All right. I got me to.
03:49:38
So we want to do draw then.
03:49:40
Yes.
03:49:45
No, I don't like any of those so far.
03:49:48
Is number.
03:49:50
We won't get any out of here.
03:49:51
These aren't single words anymore.
03:49:53
That was the problem with your reals.
03:49:54
They were single word topics.
03:49:57
Well, let's pick a word out of this one.
03:50:00
Should we abolish billionaires?
03:50:03
Even if we could, or suggested that we should? How?
03:50:09
What does that mean?
03:50:09
Like put them on a rocket.
03:50:11
Take them.
03:50:12
Make them not millionaires.
03:50:13
That's the stupidest picker we'll know.
03:50:16
Wait a minute. Let's hear. Zoom out on this.
03:50:19
What if we euthanize
03:50:22
people when they get fabulously wealthy?
03:50:25
Like they reach a threshold, and we often
03:50:29
times one over.
03:50:30
So we want to reward success to a point,
03:50:33
and we want to punish it to the maximum.
03:50:37
Correct.
03:50:38
That seems like it won't
03:50:41
incentivize people to know it's capital punishment.
03:50:46
If you earn too much capital.
03:50:50
Yeah, it sounds capital to me.
03:50:54
Even setting
03:50:57
even a ridiculous limit is against free capitalism.
03:51:01
But if you don't believe in free will, I doubt you believe in free capitalism.
03:51:05
Clearly that is manipulated, exploited
03:51:07
and influenced.
03:51:10
Well, there's it's a five headed monster.
03:51:13
It's political, economic,
03:51:17
education, religion.
03:51:19
Welcome to counting with wild.
03:51:23
Sorry.
03:51:24
As media.
03:51:26
Is so was five
03:51:29
I think.
03:51:29
I think it was only four.
03:51:32
Financial.
03:51:33
Can you see him again? Yeah. Political.
03:51:36
Religious.
03:51:42
Education.
03:51:43
Yeah. And?
03:51:47
The other one
03:51:49
that spells moon.
03:51:56
Media.
03:51:58
That was a stand reference, by the way,
03:52:01
did you get your Seinfeld reference in today?
03:52:04
Yeah.
03:52:04
You didn't pick it up now, so I had a whole Seinfeld segment.
03:52:08
But, see, I cut a lot of my stuff because I'm actually capable
03:52:10
of self-editing my bullshit instead of just rambling on. I'm,
03:52:15
I had a whole bus
03:52:18
and segment for words that Seinfeld made up.
03:52:22
There's no kidding and yada yada was one of them.
03:52:26
Pastors not necessarily made it up, but made it popular in the lexicon.
03:52:31
Yeah,
03:52:33
and you know what else I get, bro is listed.
03:52:39
And I thought, no other people
03:52:41
been saying bro and bro a long time, but it was the man's ear or the bro
03:52:46
for the man bra for old men with bouncy tits. Wow.
03:52:50
The, man's ear or the bro was too ethnic, so they wanted the man's ear.
03:52:56
But yeah, so I said about for those.
03:52:58
There's also a couple other terms like.
03:53:00
Yeah, Festivus.
03:53:02
Yeah, I, I don't remember the other ones
03:53:05
is about as good as 137 funny names.
03:53:09
I like the Ben and Jerry's Festivus ice cream.
03:53:13
That's anybody,
03:53:14
anybody like certain segments or can think of new segments.
03:53:17
You can just put a comment down there.
03:53:20
We'd like to I like I like the Mount Rushmore, I like comments,
03:53:24
I like, draw stories.
03:53:27
Yeah. What happened to draw?
03:53:29
I think he deserves some, filling in.
03:53:33
The Brady and Gary Show, I don't think.
03:53:35
Oh, wait, that's how it all started.
03:53:38
It is right, chair.
03:53:41
Not not far from where you're sitting now.
03:53:44
I'll be right back.
03:53:45
I have to go find a new jabber.
03:53:48
After you find a new dapper.
03:53:51
You think he fell asleep? No.
03:53:54
I wish it was a pan camera.
03:53:56
I could just move it around.
03:53:58
Yeah. He fell awake.
03:54:01
Can you fall awake? No.
03:54:05
You fall upstairs.
03:54:07
Remember, like five years ago, when being awake or being woke
03:54:10
was something that was good, and now it's considered something that's uploaded.
03:54:15
The other video is that social?
03:54:17
You're going to have to be more specific.
03:54:19
It was, wait, check. Yeah.
03:54:25
But here.
03:54:27
Yeah.
03:54:27
The chicken haircut.
03:54:30
Wait, there's a chicken here.
03:54:31
No, you didn't play that chicken here,
03:54:34
I chicken dinner.
03:54:35
Wait, I found it, all right. Yes.
03:54:38
All right, so one thing we do besides,
03:54:42
Make it stop.
03:54:43
Oh, we gotta make a step.
03:54:43
One thing we do besides critique the monologue on the Brady and Draw Show
03:54:46
is we cover anything that we missed.
03:54:48
And I believe we did miss Chicken Attack.
03:54:50
So should be nothing but chicken attack.
03:54:53
You try to attack in the middle of the night and you kill chickens.
03:54:58
You killed my chickens.
03:55:06
There it is.
03:55:07
Okay.
03:55:12
Oh, well, I
03:55:17
real fast.
03:55:18
Yeah,
03:55:20
fine.
03:55:24
See how I don't understand?
03:55:26
There's bones in there.
03:55:29
Yeah, it thinks kids
03:55:30
that the cat can eat just the whole chicken.
03:55:33
I think cats can eat bones. Those.
03:55:38
Oh, hey.
03:55:38
Why? Oh!
03:55:41
Swing! Guys! Ernie!
03:55:43
Do it!
03:55:44
Yeah, this is good. Goody.
03:55:47
But it's good.
03:55:47
Do you good, Ricky, you're
03:55:52
more. Oh!
03:55:56
Oh, gosh.
03:55:57
Boogie, boogie beauty in the.
03:56:01
Overheat. Oh,
03:56:05
you got.
03:56:08
Mom! Whoa 000.
03:56:13
Goose.
03:56:14
Cheeky.
03:56:14
00000.
03:56:18
Could you imagine how hard that is?
03:56:20
Because his head is, like, under the sheet, right?
03:56:22
He's right in that blind. Because the hands are real.
03:56:25
Sorry.
03:56:25
I didn't mean to ruin any Santa Claus illusion.
03:56:28
Who?
03:56:30
Oh. He's very good for cheeky.
03:56:33
Oh, I always found it weird when the Muppets were like,
03:56:37
Jesus Christ and all that because they're like a children's show.
03:56:40
But as you know, my upbringing, it always threw me off.
03:56:43
Is how, oh, oh.
03:56:46
Somebody get a ladder,
03:56:48
Great.
03:56:49
Cut! Oh, Kermit. No!
03:56:52
I'm. Scooter.
03:56:52
Yeah. Mr.
03:56:53
green one I know.
03:56:57
Right.
03:56:57
Somebody. Everybody. Wow.
03:56:59
Some sophisticated piece of equipment. What do you call this?
03:57:02
Google bought it.
03:57:03
It's a TR 600, but be very careful.
03:57:06
Yeah, you can't touch it.
03:57:07
I can't touch delicate Mr.
03:57:09
Machinery. Wow. Oh, can I be very careful?
03:57:11
I just stand over here. That's much better.
03:57:14
Let me check your whiskers.
03:57:15
You're tickling my nose.
03:57:16
Wow.
03:57:19
Oh, no, don't, don't don't like.
03:57:24
Oh, you don't know.
03:57:26
I'm sorry.
03:57:28
Oh, know.
03:57:28
Hey, look at the camera.
03:57:31
Sorry, guys.
03:57:35
It was.
03:57:38
Really?
03:57:39
You got the chicken attack, right?
03:57:41
We saw the chicken.
03:57:41
Yeah, yeah, I got the chicken hairdo.
03:57:45
Lunch.
03:57:51
We already seen that.
03:57:53
I don't remember any of these.
03:57:55
I don't think so.
03:57:57
What? Chicken. Chicken here.
03:57:58
Here's chicken here. And it's,
03:58:04
Oh, my goodness, there it is.
03:58:05
Here, bro. In the corner. Got it wrong.
03:58:08
That's just the way it is.
03:58:10
So you already know it's a hard knock, but it's
03:58:13
the only one we know Bruce is going to roll with.
03:58:16
Bruce is gonna roll it. It's time to go.
03:58:18
The trick is just the way it is.
03:58:20
So you already know.
03:58:21
It's the hard way to do it.
03:58:23
I try to be my best piece of chicken.
03:58:27
That,
03:58:30
chicken that I've ever run.
03:58:33
But you are back for the first to play.
03:58:37
Sam, I love you. Come. Let's go.
03:58:38
Better get more chicken eyes.
03:58:41
What you think?
03:58:45
I like that room.
03:58:46
That's nice,
03:58:49
that's nice draw.
03:58:50
That's nice.
03:58:51
Draw.
03:58:54
Yeah.
03:58:54
All right.
03:58:55
Well, we hit the four hour mark.
03:59:01
That's good.
03:59:02
I think we should cut the show down to an hour on YouTube,
03:59:04
in an hour on Rumble, and then just get out.
03:59:06
We'll get we'll shorten our clips down and make a much more valuable content
03:59:10
instead of. Yeah, I agree, this maybe
03:59:13
since I am going back to work this week.
03:59:16
Oh wait, what?
03:59:18
Let me get that.
03:59:18
Oh yeah.
03:59:19
After the returns and so you were dropping hints.
03:59:24
I thought the drug test was for unemployment.
03:59:26
Honestly, no.
03:59:27
And I got actually, I got irritated and offended.
03:59:30
I'm like, they're making you drug test for unemployment.
03:59:31
And I just bottle it down like an Italian supposed to do.
03:59:34
Didn't know, knows, or my guess.
03:59:36
The government's did.
03:59:37
You want to share or you're not allowed.
03:59:40
I'm going to tell you I'm I'm, I'm going to be
03:59:44
assembling actuators.
03:59:48
I work with my hands.
03:59:49
Actually, I don't know what that is, I don't either.
03:59:53
Oh, my hands are covered in JB.
03:59:55
Well.
03:59:57
Did you start your job already?
03:59:59
You said you don't. You start.
04:00:01
No, I start what I, I'll probably start next week
04:00:06
when you welded the Chinese star.
04:00:08
That wasn't real metal. That wasn't heat welding.
04:00:10
You used JB.
04:00:11
Well, that's liquid chemical welding, right?
04:00:13
Different.
04:00:14
Different job, different.
04:00:15
Oh, piece.
04:00:17
Different order.
04:00:17
Why? I put two and two together, I got four.
04:00:20
I, I know I used JB weld,
04:00:24
on a knife handle,
04:00:27
and I welded two pieces of metal together
04:00:31
with no handle,
04:00:34
so I use that.
04:00:36
But maybe what is epoxy.
04:00:39
Yeah. Two, two things.
04:00:40
You mix together and it becomes metal basically.
04:00:43
Right.
04:00:44
But the, the actual welding I did
04:00:47
was, the Chinese Tony Stark and,
04:00:52
and it's very I'm, I'm bad
04:00:54
at both welding and epoxy.
04:00:58
If I need to see things together.
04:01:00
I'm also bad.
04:01:01
An angle grinder.
04:01:03
I don't know what a welder is called.
04:01:05
Do you have a welder? I'm a welder.
04:01:09
Would it be.
04:01:10
What kind of welder?
04:01:12
Oh, I, I had to have brothers
04:01:14
come set it up for me because I didn't know what I was doing.
04:01:18
It's nice to have friends that know what they're doing.
04:01:20
Yeah,
04:01:22
like Dick long, for example.
04:01:25
Oh, yeah. And.
04:01:30
Parents are assholes.
04:01:33
Should we just, close the show on,
04:01:36
Andrew's hotel room?
04:01:39
Paul.
04:01:39
Two cock.
04:01:43
Yeah.
04:01:44
We could raid somebody.
04:01:46
That's a new thing to do.
04:01:47
It's kind of fun.
04:01:48
We get a little publicity, but,
04:01:51
Oh, this is a real name, too.
04:01:55
Mike.
04:01:55
Litter us.
04:01:57
Oh, nice.
04:02:02
I hit the button.
04:02:07
What the dog doing?
04:02:12
That.
04:02:13
So I suspect that this is not real.
04:02:16
And maybe the students may have played a joke, but if not, this is by far
04:02:21
the greatest.
04:02:22
It says Jewish Community center, Mrs..
04:02:24
Wiener. Mrs.. But 1981. Whoa.
04:02:29
Right.
04:02:29
Because the teachers would be kind of cool.
04:02:32
I mean, the students would be cool to the teacher if there was a mrs.
04:02:34
Wiener that that could you know, I fine I actually had a mr..
04:02:39
But but it was Mr. boot and or boot
04:02:42
or something like that. It but we you know, we called him Mr..
04:02:45
But the fact that there's wiener but
04:02:48
wiener and butt together though, that's just too much
04:02:52
that I don't find possible.
04:03:01
So I wonder if Joe realizes that we can see
04:03:04
his reflection in the window and watch him actually whacking off,
04:03:10
Good point.
04:03:11
Yeah, of course you see my mouse, but he's right there.
04:03:14
That's a shame.
04:03:16
Be funny if he forgot. That's all right.
04:03:18
We don't need him. I'll just. We'll wrap it.
04:03:20
I got nothing usually.
04:03:22
Here's where I say, well, draw. You got anything else?
04:03:24
Do we cover anything else?
04:03:25
And he plays a bunch of shit
04:03:27
rap videos and a bunch of straight sound raps, which we don't need to do. No,
04:03:32
although I like them.
04:03:32
See, it's weird because some things irritate me.
04:03:34
Obviously you can see by the look on my face,
04:03:36
but then when we don't do them or there's something missing, I feel empty inside.
04:03:43
I got my radio back in my car.
04:03:44
That makes life better.
04:03:47
Good.
04:03:47
Then you got a long drive next week.
04:03:51
If it's 40, we'll see.
04:03:53
Yeah, we will see, I think.
04:03:56
Seriously though, if you.
04:03:57
What do you are working now?
04:03:58
Like you started working? Not yet.
04:04:01
Next week.
04:04:02
Next month. Now you don't know? Probably next week.
04:04:05
You're still onboarding?
04:04:07
I'm onboarding.
04:04:09
I don't know when that word
04:04:12
coming up.
04:04:12
Yeah.
04:04:12
It's it's a maritime thing.
04:04:16
Yeah.
04:04:16
But it's not a verb.
04:04:18
It's you can be on board.
04:04:20
You can't. You don't on onboarding.
04:04:23
So when everybody
04:04:24
says when you start new jobs, you're coming aboard.
04:04:29
Permission to come aboard, captain?
04:04:31
Well, I hope it works out.
04:04:32
I'm glad you got a job. Because people need jobs.
04:04:35
Yeah, yeah.
04:04:36
Is that why you're.
04:04:37
Is that why your ultimatum changed? No.
04:04:40
You can't.
04:04:41
It's like when I was reasonable.
04:04:44
Then when I was an adult,
04:04:48
I was living at home till like 19.
04:04:50
So that year at school, whatever.
04:04:53
I graduated high school.
04:04:54
I think my mom gave me a week.
04:04:55
She's like, you need to get a job, go to college,
04:04:59
or get out, which is I mean, that's I get it.
04:05:03
It's like tough love the bird kicking it.
04:05:05
But, like, if I don't get a job
04:05:07
and I don't have college, the only thing I need is to stay. But.
04:05:11
And if I had a job and I mean, obviously it's logically smart,
04:05:15
but it didn't make sense to my brain at the time. I'm like,
04:05:19
oh yeah, until I find
04:05:22
a job, I have to stay,
04:05:25
right?
04:05:26
But once I have a job, I can afford to stay on my own.
04:05:34
She said something to you, you're going to live in my house.
04:05:36
You're going to follow my rules.
04:05:37
I didn't even make it a year.
04:05:39
Moved out
04:05:41
like within a month.
04:05:43
Had a job.
04:05:45
Really wish I would have finished college
04:05:46
or at least went to some fake online school.
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Should we call the authorities about our
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missing in action co-host?
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No, it's never happened before. But he did. He left.
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He left last week too, I think I did.
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I think what was the camera still on?
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Wait, what's a MiG welder?
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I thought that was a Russian plane, so I know,
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Oh, I know, I know arc welder with electricity.
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I know that was a gas welder.
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I even like it.
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I have a torch where opening welder was an end.
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I had that wrong.
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There's a Tig welder too, but I don't believe there's a welder.
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Okay.
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I had it wrong.
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But, yeah, he set it up for me.
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I can't think of a joke for that, but
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it's a flux core.
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You know what?
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There could be?
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It works like a stick welder.
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There could be really big or
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a major, nigg or,
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a MiG by welder.
04:07:01
Well, this is very uncomfortable.
04:07:07
Now it's the Brady and Brady Show without draw.
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So. Yeah, I guess I'm going to wrap it.
04:07:12
I think the topic next week is stupid.
04:07:16
Hey, I guess
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we're going back and forth with Armin and then Boston and then stupid.
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Got any last words?
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Draw.
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Wait, I got one thing that I literally have one word that he says.
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That's the only drop of jaw drop.
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I hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate.
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I that's all I got.
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It's the Brady
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and Joshua Brady and or Gary as above
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and so below the coffee so blows Brady.
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And for sure we're doing it our way.
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We're gonna make it make our dreams come true Brady and Dawn
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shall we just Brady and raw.
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It's their show now Brady draw.
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Them bust him like a pesto.
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Oh but they're putting it up.
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Oh but that person shot it like a whip though.
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They want the person with like a biscuit
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on the bottom.
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Plus a custom button bow.
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But the most important custom.
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For them.
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But they fly like an eagle.
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And pop them, but they never catch.
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Oh, God. Them.
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But they're holy like a play. Go!
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Hey, watch that person for the new chair. But,
04:09:02
for them.
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But they put them up there, put them on.
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What the fuck them.
04:09:08
But then put them on.
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Oh, what the fuck?
04:09:12
That stuff is like a muffin.
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And on the bottom.
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Never like it. Yeah, but,
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but they're pushing down.
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This one is pushing the button.
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But that was impossible
04:09:29
last night at five.
04:09:30
It's busting in the fries. I'm seriously amazed.