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The time is now 10:01 p.m..
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Do you know where your stupid kids are?
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Hi, I'm Gary, and welcome to Fladge Rants Live.
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Today the topic is stupid.
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Actually, come to think of it, the topics always been stupid.
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If you
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watch this podcast to get any smarter, we're not doing it right.
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I think Mr. Garrison said it best.
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There's no such thing as stupid questions, only stupid people.
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Now, I agree with him in part
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that there are stupid people, but there are also stupid questions.
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Stupid people we refer to as imbeciles, fools, idiots.
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And there are a couple of kinds of stupid.
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You may have noticed the, the subtitle of the show is, stupid.
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Is as stupid does.
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And that is a quote from Forrest Gump,
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which is an actual quote from, Proverbs 12 one.
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Read the rest of that quote.
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Stupid is a stupid.
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Does whoever loves disciplined loves knowledge,
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but whoever hates correction is stupid.
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I've also got another fable.
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The,
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the rabbit and the stupid ass were neighbors in the in the kingdom.
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In the jungle kingdom, ruled over by the wise lion.
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And one day, the, the stupid ass says
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the grass is blue and the well-educated,
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rabbit says, oh, it's not, it's green.
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And all the other asses agree with their leader,
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and they make a big huff about it.
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And the rabbits head headed up to here with,
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the this nonsense and says, you know what?
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Let's take it to the wise old guy and he will tell you, tell us who's right.
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And so they take their their problem to the wise lion
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who ruled the jungle and
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after hearing the dilemma
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that the ass says the grass is blue and the rabbit says the grass is green,
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and this is causing a disturbance in the jungle, he punishes
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the rabbit
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to one year hard time, forced labor camp.
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So, when they asses all leave, the rabbit says lion.
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You know as well as I do that the grass is green and not blue.
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And the lion said, yes.
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And you should know better than to argue with the adult with the stupid ass
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and cause a disturbance in my kingdom.
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I don't know, it's a good little parable.
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Let's see.
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What else do I have here?
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Now there are some other synonyms I mentioned.
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Imbecile, fool, idiot.
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A lot of people confuse ignorance with stupidity,
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and there is an overlap there, but let's,
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let's get into, ignorance.
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Now, there's there are a couple kinds of ignorance.
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Is there are a couple kinds of stupid.
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And let's delineate between those two, ignorance
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is stupidity when it
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comes in the form of willful ignorance,
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when you ignore the facts.
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But,
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some ignorance can be no fault of your own
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if you're not exposed to the knowledge.
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So, similarly,
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the,
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the definition of stupid has a range like that.
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A spectrum, if you will, from your fault.
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Not your fault if you don't take good advice
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and willfully do something stupid, well,
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then you're then you're misbehaving.
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But if you,
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one definition the first definition of stupid
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is simply lower than average intellect.
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And, that's
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that's one of the things we're going to talk about today.
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I also like to watch or read about, stupid criminals.
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And we'll get into that.
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But right out of the gate, I'd like to do my Mount Rushmore of insults,
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Mount Rushmore of insults.
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Here we go.
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The Mount Rushmore.
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The one thing of Mount Rushmore is they are not ranked one through four.
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It is just.
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Oh, they're not four.
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I'm sorry, Brady, I could have warned you.
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So my mom Rushmore,
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insults is really simple, lazy, stupid.
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I'm going to go with no sense of humor
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and, considerations for this one.
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Short, bald,
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fat, crazy.
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But I'm going to go with ugly.
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And I'm not saying that being stupid
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is better than being crazy.
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I'm saying it's worse to be called stupid than crazy.
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In some cases, neither could be the fault of the person
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that is either stupid or crazy.
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So in review,
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my Mount Rushmore stands at
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you are ugly,
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you are lazy, you are stupid, and you have no sense of humor.
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There was the fourth one that no sense of humor
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that beat out crazy, fat, short, and bald.
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That's my Mount Rushmore.
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Roll the clip, Brady.
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You feed him,
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you raise him, you send him to school,
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and there still is stupor.
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I come down there. You.
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God damn it!
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Chug!
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You fucking kidding me, bro?
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He. Are you smiling?
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Are you smiling, Goober?
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That's a big smile.
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Good job.
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You go.
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Stupid woman.
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What am I do? You.
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Take.
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Stupid idiot.
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You. Are kind of stupid. I
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this right here is why we don't crawl in there.
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Don't scream at me.
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You did this to yourself.
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Was the cow saying stupid dog him was a cow.
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Stupid dog.
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Look.
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Michael, I got to go look extreme.
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I could
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extreme parkour.
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I didn't watch the end of that. That was good.
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That was a bunch of stupid.
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Do we have draw in?
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The draw is drawing and George are drawing a draw.
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Go to.
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Gosh, I do it right that time.
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I usually get that just right.
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The definition of insanity
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is trying the same thing over and over and getting expecting different results.
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But insanity is not what we're talking about today.
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It's stupidity
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and and yeah, it's come up in every single show.
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I'm surprised we haven't covered stupid before, but,
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stupid is a stupid does is partially
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a correct definition in that,
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if you act in a way that, you know,
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it isn't proper, that that's that's stupid.
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That's foolish.
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But there are ways you can be stupid
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that aren't your fault.
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And,
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and that's when it's unfair to ridicule someone.
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But still, funny.
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So we're going to have a funny show today,
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I think, last I checked, we had,
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over three dozen clips to play,
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and we should probably get to those, but I think we've got a game first.
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Are you high or just incredibly stupid?
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Well, yeah.
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What are we?
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So let's get stupid.
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A broke, a stupid crap moron.
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I heard this week that if you do, I don't know the difference
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between ayahuasca and DMT.
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I think it's the same thing. I'm not sure.
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I've never done anything like that or.
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Okay, Gary, I don't know what that is, but, Okay, so I heard this week
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that you can tell that we're living in a simulation
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by releasing natural DMT into your brain, and then if there's
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some sort of red laser experiment, if you can look that up, see,
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you look at the red laser and you see the matrix code
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streaming through the red laser.
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Here's how I feel about that.
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That's stupid.
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One thing about aliens.
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When people started drawing those alien pictures of the same, you know,
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the the bulbous head and the big black eyes
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that was based on what I discovered.
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If you projected
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the fractured laser on the surface, which just means a band of the laser,
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just like the, you know, the thing that scans barcodes in a supermarket
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and you smoke that you will see code
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running in the surface of the projecting device.
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And this is the same for every single person they see in the beginning.
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They kind of see similar, like they see some structure,
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they see some movement, they see something kind of right,
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and then eventually they drop into the space, that sort of thing.
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And we can sit in a room.
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I had 15 people in the room, the result of talking to
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you can literally talk about it like a regular object in a room.
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This is how coherent it is. That's the gist of what I found.
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No, that have seen
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me personally, hundreds of people, at least over a thousand.
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I just want it to be, you know, it's concrete as possible.
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So I counted.
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I'm pretty sure there's like at this point it's
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kind of like this little subcultural thing
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and people just this communities are forming around it.
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People kind of talk about it. All that
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thanks for the 100 people and the entire world is pretty concrete.
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Yeah.
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So here's what I think about this.
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I thought it was interesting,
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that, Let's see, we killed off the Aztecs, the Spanish conquistadors.
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They had killed off the Aztecs with, smallpox and other diseases
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they had no immunity
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for when they showed up and, and in fact, had them, and they all died.
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Well, the Mayans died off before the Spanish conquistadors
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and the rumor was that they ascended.
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Ascended.
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Yeah. You heard me right. Ascended.
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So, Joe Rogan had some guy,
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and, I, I watched a brief clip
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and he said, you know, this, this bar code thing and the,
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the this the matrix and the red laser DMT experiment,
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was an indication that, that we are in a simulation.
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And when everybody simultaneously gets the DMT released into their brain,
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we all ascend, and basically our bodies fall dead.
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And because this existence
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is insignificant by comparison.
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And although that would be fun to believe,
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we have little to no evidence, if not,
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any good evidence to, to believe this.
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It is worth pursuing to to investigate.
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But this sounds like a bunch of ridiculous nonsense to me.
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Which isn't stupid, but it is ridiculous nonsense, really.
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Clip Brady.
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Doc, you.
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I me hey hey hey.
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Josh wants me to get through the clips.
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Host sends me an eight minute clip
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two seconds before the show.
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Yeah, I'm.
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I'm taking the text.
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I love taking it back in a chicken attack.
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My dad reminds me of Joy after midnight.
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Her granddaughter had just been attacked by Chuck and took over
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the disgusting, beaten,
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ironically mocking me.
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But now sometimes you mock so much, you become the thing you mock.
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Thank you chef, you asshole.
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Oh boy.
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Stupid stupid worthless Kyle.
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Stupid idiot.
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Piss off!
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Loser. Fucking coward!
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Loser. Nice.
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Is that a scorpion?
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I think we just witnessed a scorpion. Yeah.
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The scorpion.
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We don't have a stinger for that.
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But we should get one. Yeah, we should.
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It's a scorpion.
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First ever.
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Oh excuse me, sir, excuse me.
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Do you have time to talk about your here?
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I don't.
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Where are you going?
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Wait.
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I thought that was your trap.
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He was actually asking the bull about the Lord Jesus Christ.
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You're a.
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That was only one bull, though.
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Not apparently.
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Excuse me.
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Do you have time to talk about our work? Savior Jesus Christ?
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Hey, don't you don't want to tie off the way this Bible talks?
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You should keep your mouth shut.
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You stupid idiot!
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You stupid idiot.
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That sounds a little redundant to me.
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So if pro is the opposite of con,
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what is the opposite of progress?
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Regress.
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Right? Congress.
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Thank you for that footage.
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Yeah, well, what a good joke.
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Sometimes I'm so clever.
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I don't understand a single word I'm saying.
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Right.
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Oh, that's brilliant, Brady.
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What?
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It's more annoying than wrestling backwards.
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Chicken.
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Yeah, I hope that.
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No, I hope not. Sorry, I know I wouldn't, I don't I wouldn't agree to that.
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That's close. But no.
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Well, in that case, Fuck you.
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There we go.
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We got a new sound.
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Oh, God. Drop the hook.
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Fucking loser.
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Count up.
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Seven. Tornado. Check the.
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Oh, that's, that's a Tennessee
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tornado siren, I think, oh, that you.
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Just in case you don't know, Tennessee covers most of their own services.
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They don't pay.
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They don't have taxes for public services.
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So that was that was a hit on their siren is probably honestly a rooster.
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You see if Tennessee. That's really funny.
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Oh I do let houses burn
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because they didn't pay their prepaid fire tax.
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Fact check me out.
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Okay. Yeah.
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The kids.
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You sent me a text message, but I miss what it's good.
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Violence.
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I show and tell last week, and I noticed that JB weld and all my little fingers
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and, I've got show and tell this week to.
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Because I'm drinking, my body cream,
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and that's my timing.
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Good timing on the coast up there. And thanks for that.
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Yeah, I don't mean to spoil anything, but I think the kid also may have sent
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a voicemail.
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I think I check the voicemails, and I think there was one.
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Oh, did you guys want to know 1030, don't you?
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All right. No, I just don't know.
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Trump his own voicemail. I would like this.
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Oh. See you.
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It's my way. You got it.
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I just assume if the kid's going to come on,
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then maybe we should, like, play his voicemail first.
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That way, if he needs a comment on what he meant by it.
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Because, oh, oh, if he's not going to come on, then we can save it for later.
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Oh, come on, he's going to come.
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He should come in my head. Yeah, absolutely.
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Okay.
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So this is my pride and joy that come Donald Trump is coming.
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Look at that bad boy.
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I'm calling her curvy.
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And that's me baby thing.
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Which way do you use it?
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This way.
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That's a that's a is the other way.
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Right this way. Is it is it sharp on both sides?
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Is it, I, it's a false edge on this side.
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Real, real short.
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It's short, but it's pointy, though. Yeah. It is.
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Super quarter.
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Yeah.
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No one in question.
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Corey 48. Kill.
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And let me show this off. I had so much debris.
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Well like you can still see it in my like the cuticles and crap
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because baby well is so sticky.
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But I'm still really proud of this.
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This will kill.
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Okay. Oh, don't you like regular showing?
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Just like regular weld and then like, regular weld it, like decent?
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Yeah. No.
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Why don't you show that again? What are you drinking?
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Yeah. What? This is all smoky pie.
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Cream.
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Interesting mug.
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Tennessee, ten a kilo.
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Oh, this really cheap tornado sirens.
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They're from Gatlinburg, Tennessee.
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Handcrafted. It's got a court.
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Bond.
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My webcam. It's not working. So stupid.
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So I put that in there.
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And then I have the mixer.
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Now I've got a webcam up that recruits my screen, so it looks so I can, like.
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I know I've got some weird. Oh, really?
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I think it's just some myself.
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I know we're drawing.
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I'm going raw camera today.
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Oh, my jaw doesn't have a green bag over his mike.
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He's got his chair with him.
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It could be a bookshelf in the background.
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Oh fuck. Is that.
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Oh man.
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I've got another stupid story
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this week.
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My wife broke her arm.
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Not kidding.
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Distal fracture of the radius.
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She took the dog for a walk.
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She was about to walk out and said, you know what?
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I should bring my phone just in case.
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Five minutes later, I get a call.
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Yeah, come get me.
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So I jump in the truck, drove down the road
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the direction that she was walking, sitting in the road.
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You got your puppy?
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Yeah.
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I was just telling a dog story.
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Yeah, right.
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So I got one story.
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My wife was pulling one bitch at a time.
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Oh, no.
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I'm going too hard. And the.
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The collar, the loop that holds the the,
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the leash snaps off.
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She falls backwards because she's pulling so hard,
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and he flies forward and she catches herself with her left arm
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and breaks distal fracture of the radius right there.
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So this happened at work.
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So, this is.
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No, this was a walk in the dog out in the street.
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Oh, no.
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I rode it on a dirt road when I went to get this, cuz when I drove up, I'm
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sitting in the mud.
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I had to help her up.
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Got her into the car, caught the dog.
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Leg isn't broken. What the fuck?
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I broke this stupid crap moron sister arm this broken.
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It sounds lazy to me. I don't know.
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Oh. There we go.
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Follow me. I got her up.
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She couldn't push off the ground
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because she had recorded the sound.
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Yeah, but yes. You, ma'am?
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Yeah, we were part of this up,
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so arms up into her stomach and then get up from her knees, right?
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I mean, it is possible.
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Take my hand.
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But that would leave you with one.
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The small dog had to get his heart or medication this morning.
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So I had that appointment and, came home and then took my wife there.
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You don't know what her cast appointment.
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And she got this, this new fatal cast.
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It's like a sore cast.
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I'm going to put that blows up or tightens up or that's what people
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no insurance get. That's called a, floatie.
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My kids were in the pool.
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So that's one way to
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find out if you're old, if your wife is old or not.
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So if you fall like she did and people laugh at you, you're still young.
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But if they run and they're concerned and they help you, yeah, you're probably.
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Yeah, yeah, I was concerned and ran and yeah,
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she's a fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life.
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So yeah, that's a good quote.
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I liked it quoted Forrest Gump, which quoted Proverbs 12 one.
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Do we have Proverbs 12 one handy?
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It's pretty short, and probably if you probably just know it,
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you could just say it.
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I did, I quoted such as, you're such a scholar.
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Historically, if you were stupid is a stupid.
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Does, I wrote it down and Hickory.
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Yeah. Speak over there.
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Whoever was looking for my beer is right in front of me.
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Whoever loves discipline, discipline loves knowledge, plus a disciple.
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Whoever loves disciples, loves knowledge.
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I was like, I didn't know that part of the Bible.
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Well, whoever hates correction is stupid.
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So if
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you like to correct me, please, I invite it.
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And what is true is, like I always tell my kids you're right,
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because so far you shouldn't care, right?
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Yes, because I'm Gary, right?
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I always told my kids in my team, if you do something twice, it's stupid.
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If you repeat it, then you're stupid.
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If you don't fix it,
00:23:15
you're stupid.
00:23:16
Very stupid. Oh, I forgot my chicken.
00:23:18
And then the parents would want to see me after.
00:23:19
You don't need your chicken.
00:23:21
You a chicken? Stupid. Fuck.
00:23:23
Yeah. That always sits right there. My grandma.
00:23:25
So the bitch is a doorstop?
00:23:26
I added stuff to my back as a doorstop.
00:23:30
Dude, you are mean to everyone
00:23:33
I put off.
00:23:34
You left a day, you asshole!
00:23:38
Fucking asshole!
00:23:39
You stupid.
00:23:41
Shut the fuck up, asshole!
00:23:44
This is going to be a fun show. You work?
00:23:46
Yeah it is.
00:23:47
You have no reason to fear zombies, do you?
00:23:51
I have no reason to fear zombies.
00:23:53
So what if this was a hypothetical?
00:23:55
I do,
00:23:58
I do you do you a reason to fear zombies?
00:24:01
Why would you have a single reason to fear zombies?
00:24:05
Have you seen the examples of zombies that they've shown?
00:24:08
Yeah, sure. You got.
00:24:09
You can't believe everything you think.
00:24:11
I didn't say one time.
00:24:12
No one said they're real.
00:24:14
You just said to fear them.
00:24:15
So in this scenario, they must be real in this sense.
00:24:18
And so then I must fear them.
00:24:19
Otherwise, real fears me that once again, don't believe everything you think.
00:24:24
Why would I be afraid of something that doesn't exist?
00:24:26
You're posturing me. The question.
00:24:28
I assume that it's in a in a world in which zombies exist, why would it?
00:24:31
Why would. Don't assume that any question I I'm
00:24:35
positing is is real.
00:24:36
Freedom means to yell theater in a crowded fire.
00:24:39
For example, he.
00:24:43
Well,
00:24:45
when it comes to that, I mean, it doesn't matter.
00:24:48
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
00:24:51
The people who yell fire the theater?
00:24:53
This is their mindset.
00:24:54
I don't give a fuck.
00:24:56
Who the hell is that?
00:25:00
I figured out how to get past the clip issue, the overload of clips.
00:25:04
I'm going to skip half of them.
00:25:05
Interesting.
00:25:07
I don't have too many, so that's a good thing.
00:25:09
I have tons, I send them all week.
00:25:11
I've got it.
00:25:12
Yeah, we can.
00:25:12
I will say ours eclipse.
00:25:14
Some of them are really bad.
00:25:16
I think we may have missed out the celebration this month, but,
00:25:21
I don't think it was by accident that we waited till, the stupid episode
00:25:24
to potentially celebrate Women's History Month, right? Yes.
00:25:28
I mean, no offense, no offense to Black History Month.
00:25:31
I mean, no, no, no, to have chosen.
00:25:33
We've already chosen both.
00:25:34
But, you only get one, and, Right.
00:25:37
I think people still don't know what a woman is.
00:25:39
And so, happy. Happy in a. Cheers.
00:25:44
I'll drink to that.
00:25:47
Cheers.
00:25:47
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Right.
00:25:49
When you think that stuff's kind of over at, stove still kind of creeps back in.
00:25:53
I thought Trump canceled it, by the way.
00:25:56
He tried to.
00:25:58
He tried to.
00:25:59
He respects women.
00:26:01
Okay, the kids says he's busy tonight.
00:26:04
Try again next week.
00:26:05
Oh, all righty then.
00:26:07
Fuck.
00:26:09
Well, I think, well, we'll have to just stay with his voicemail then, right?
00:26:12
I mean, my imaginary friend thinks she's got serious problems.
00:26:16
I just want to stay on his good side.
00:26:20
He also says death is hereditary.
00:26:22
Yeah. Clip for this.
00:26:25
I'm know, but I got a clip.
00:26:26
I've got a clip of my death and about what the dog doing and, And about women
00:26:31
give me too much.
00:26:32
I love you so much.
00:26:35
I oh, this is
00:26:38
oh, I get got to get up in like three hours.
00:26:43
It was just
00:26:45
so, I love you
00:26:47
so that all the time.
00:26:53
I'm not the kind of guy to distance myself from anything from the show.
00:26:56
Far from it.
00:26:58
So. But a woman accused of drowning her dog
00:27:00
at Orlando International Airport and throwing it in the trash.
00:27:04
Now Alison Lawrence is being charged with aggravated animal cruelty.
00:27:08
Wesh two News Justin Schecker takes us through the arrest. One.
00:27:12
Images of the dog before an airport employee
00:27:14
found it dead inside a bathroom
00:27:18
with the dog doing what
00:27:21
I broke you stupid crap
00:27:22
moron wouldn't let Alison Lawrence's little white dog border flight
00:27:26
to Bogota, Colombia two half of the lead
00:27:30
Orlando police detective right to the dog had invalid paperwork to leave to have.
00:27:35
She wanted to bring it on the plane.
00:27:37
It was a Puerto Rican dog, you know, there was the paperwork wasn't right.
00:27:40
And, animals, you know, they were boarding, stolen, died from drowning.
00:27:44
So, like, what else do border investigators obtained to Puerto Rico
00:27:47
and drown your dog in the toilet in Tywyn at the ticket, of course.
00:27:52
She's seen taking the dog into a women's bathroom in terminal B.
00:27:56
Police say Lawrence of her flight to South America
00:27:58
found a terminal cross over the weekend, strangely, without her dog.
00:28:02
Breaking news just so we can say, the disturbing discovery
00:28:05
happened inside this woman's bathroom.
00:28:07
This is what I had to show up at the airport.
00:28:10
Get through TSA just to show you the bathroom.
00:28:12
Allison Lawrence.
00:28:14
Unimportant. There's this. There's something going on right now.
00:28:16
Like, you don't need to be on site. You just food when that.
00:28:19
But the problem is that she got three people need to be somewhere.
00:28:21
She says she's three times a day, no matter what.
00:28:23
And then she found the dog dead.
00:28:25
Five camera through TSA.
00:28:27
Just as I could film this fucking stupid.
00:28:29
Oh no, this is before TSA. Never mind.
00:28:31
And a pink because she couldn't get through TSA.
00:28:33
She needed to drown the dog first.
00:28:35
Police say the nine year old she was a lizard was also microchipped,
00:28:38
which linked to a registered owner named Allison Holt.
00:28:41
Police say a search of state motor vehicle is so allegedly is what she like.
00:28:45
Somebody even heard her like they heard they like heard her
00:28:49
and saw her go in the bathroom with the dog.
00:28:50
This wasn't even, like, picked up on surveillance or anything.
00:28:53
She went to the gate.
00:28:54
They didn't have the proper paperwork. They turned her away.
00:28:56
She then went, wow, what else do you do?
00:28:58
So she just goes over to the bathroom, drowns it in the toilet,
00:29:01
throws the whole thing with the collar and everything.
00:29:03
Like with the identification, like you.
00:29:07
And then she just comes, stole it out, walks back through TSA.
00:29:10
And when I come back, let me on.
00:29:12
No, no.
00:29:14
Dogs are your property.
00:29:15
Don't you have the right to to drown them?
00:29:18
Decommission your property?
00:29:19
What's the difference between the one exception and a drowning?
00:29:25
The good old fashioned screams used by the suspect.
00:29:27
Yeah, until you actually die and go through it.
00:29:28
You don't think you can do it one day at Lawrence's Claremont?
00:29:31
It's because she's not going to answer the fucking door. Are you kidding me?
00:29:33
Go knock and they have to phone knocking.
00:29:35
She posted a $5,000 bond on Tuesday.
00:29:38
The lead detective writes in the conclusion of his report
00:29:41
that Lawrence purposely drowned the dog or little boy.
00:29:43
The lack of compassion.
00:29:44
Yeah, sports ability covering Orange County at MCO
00:29:49
Justin Schaeffer Wesh two news.
00:29:51
That should be the death penalty.
00:29:56
Just like woman,
00:29:58
you can take your dog to the vet and have it put down for any reason,
00:30:02
at any time.
00:30:05
She didn't have time for that.
00:30:06
She was going to.
00:30:06
She was boarding soon.
00:30:07
My point is, she was allowed to kill a dog. No.
00:30:11
You know, complicated as a book.
00:30:14
Oh, you have to get a kennel, that is, to read a book.
00:30:18
What caused her,
00:30:21
more money to rebook her flight then to the time in general?
00:30:25
Yeah, she's got places to be.
00:30:28
Right.
00:30:29
Yeah.
00:30:29
Not only does she have to rebook, she's not going.
00:30:33
Well, if she even took the dog to the vet, they'd be like,
00:30:35
how come you've never been here before, bitch?
00:30:37
There's no vaccine. There's no records. What the hell?
00:30:40
So I don't even know if they put dogs down like that.
00:30:42
And if I understood the correctly, didn't show the dog.
00:30:46
Can you just shoot it?
00:30:47
Because of the breed of dog, it was
00:30:51
a mutt.
00:30:53
No. I thought it was a pitbull.
00:30:55
No, look at it.
00:30:55
You can see the number. You can't see it anymore.
00:30:58
Look at you like it's a little weird.
00:30:59
This is the poop. It's a little puppy.
00:31:03
It was a little while ago.
00:31:04
Yeah. Took the baby.
00:31:06
He's like. I mean, in no trouble.
00:31:07
He just told me he could just get a rental car and drive.
00:31:11
Come on, guy.
00:31:13
The hell is it?
00:31:15
Wait, so I missed the detail.
00:31:16
She killed it to save money because. No, she killed her.
00:31:19
I don't know, she was.
00:31:20
They wouldn't let her through because she didn't have the paperwork.
00:31:22
She was trying to board a plane, and she figured.
00:31:24
But what else do I do?
00:31:25
Let me go. Let it out.
00:31:26
Let it outside the front door.
00:31:29
Yeah. Right. Just give it a fighting chance.
00:31:31
Excuse me, sir, do you want this dog? It's terrible.
00:31:34
At least. At least it's a lesser charge. You know.
00:31:37
Oh, yeah.
00:31:39
And you can just go. Oh, shit. It got away.
00:31:41
Oh, no. I need to catch my flight.
00:31:43
Excuse me. Officer, can you help me? Like.
00:31:45
But I need to go, so I'm going to go.
00:31:47
Hold on to my dog.
00:31:48
I'll be back in, like, a week.
00:31:50
Oh, if you're gonna leave it in the bathroom, leave it alive in the bathroom.
00:31:54
Right?
00:31:59
That would be weird.
00:32:00
You can't just leave a dog in the bathroom.
00:32:02
She cared enough for it to want to take it
00:32:04
to its destination in the first place.
00:32:08
Otherwise, you just leave our number one.
00:32:11
You just leave it at home.
00:32:13
Oh, like right then if it's starved.
00:32:16
Oh, well, unless she thought the drowning was a quicker death.
00:32:20
Oh. Oh, you know what?
00:32:22
I would have rather choked it out. Rather than drown it.
00:32:25
I would wrap the leash around it.
00:32:26
That way you can just. It just kind of slowly pass out, you know?
00:32:28
Oh, crap. Okay. More.
00:32:30
You know, this is educational.
00:32:34
I'm just saying,
00:32:36
where is that puppy?
00:32:39
Dang.
00:32:40
That's. I'm just.
00:32:42
If we're looking for a dog, I just can't get this done. She.
00:32:47
I'm just saying there was no foresight,
00:32:48
so this was like a reactionary thing of just.
00:32:51
I'm gonna miss my flight. Look how much baggage she packed.
00:32:53
Look at that huge suitcase.
00:32:55
She's got a lot going on.
00:32:57
Mostly it's a dick or something.
00:32:58
She can't miss out on that.
00:33:01
Sorry, dog.
00:33:02
You were dying.
00:33:03
Anyway, it's probably an older dog.
00:33:05
She could stuff the puppy in the bag.
00:33:07
Okay, here's a question.
00:33:09
You drown your dog.
00:33:11
What would you.
00:33:12
What would you drown a dog for?
00:33:14
Is there anything in the world that you would drown a dog for?
00:33:17
No. No.
00:33:18
It's about to. It's about to kill my billion dollars.
00:33:20
You're not going to get charged. You just have to drown the dog.
00:33:23
This job dog.
00:33:24
Oh, do you think like that? Reasons.
00:33:26
Off the top of my head, I can see a billion reasons to drown anything.
00:33:30
A million? Yeah.
00:33:32
$1 million.
00:33:35
A perfectly healthy dog.
00:33:37
Yeah. Yeah.
00:33:38
I've got moral objections here.
00:33:41
But I can't turn down $1 million.
00:33:44
Fine, but I'll take. I'll take it.
00:33:45
No, no, you put the whole litter, a whole load
00:33:47
of puppies, a whole litter of brand new puppies.
00:33:50
The second they come out, the mother,
00:33:51
you drown the mother
00:33:53
in front of the puppies,
00:33:54
and then you drown each individual puppy, one at a time.
00:33:56
Not together.
00:33:58
500 million.
00:34:00
So animal cruelty to that extent is told.
00:34:03
I'll go down.
00:34:04
I don't care.
00:34:05
It's a felony charge, but it's only like sentence.
00:34:09
You know, one year you could rescue it.
00:34:10
500 million. One litter is nothing, you know?
00:34:12
Yeah. It's only one year.
00:34:13
You would've got a felony on your record, but
00:34:16
you got $1
00:34:17
million new litter of puppies. It.
00:34:21
I don't think you would be allowed to at that point, technically.
00:34:23
I'm sorry. Brady.
00:34:24
He might not be charged, but you may be banned from owning a dog ever again.
00:34:28
I bring you I keep you around because I enjoy your insights.
00:34:31
Please tell us.
00:34:33
Yeah, I, I already did. You heard me.
00:34:35
We're good.
00:34:36
We good? Okay.
00:34:38
You okay? Load.
00:34:40
Oh, I can't kick you off the show anyway.
00:34:41
You're my producer.
00:34:43
You stupid.
00:34:45
That means I gotta go.
00:34:47
There is no show without Brady.
00:34:50
Yeah. See, there's.
00:34:51
There's still a show without a draw.
00:34:53
Heck, there's still a show without flag.
00:34:55
However.
00:34:57
Okay.
00:34:58
Gary, because you're Gary, right?
00:35:01
Oh, speaking of flag and how long I fuck you?
00:35:05
I've had the monitor. Go ahead. Gary.
00:35:07
I, I pulled out all my old video games.
00:35:11
I mean, the Odyssey, the the Sega Dreamcast, the Atari 2600.
00:35:16
Like all of them. And, and we fired up the.
00:35:20
We and, and there are some people that we haven't talked to in 20 years
00:35:27
with, with leader like, names up on the leaderboard,
00:35:31
like game save of, draw.
00:35:34
I got the same hardware real after I got this thing right here.
00:35:39
That's the minute every everything, every game I just mentioned.
00:35:44
Yeah.
00:35:46
Is there a Raspberry Pi in there?
00:35:49
That's a red.
00:35:49
I don't know what. Raspberry?
00:35:50
Yeah. Fire! Yeah.
00:35:52
Wait. Raspberry Pi, is that a game?
00:35:55
Just think of how stupid the average person is.
00:35:58
Oh, yeah.
00:35:59
Didn't realize. Realize that half the world is stupider.
00:36:03
Yes, stupid is a stupid.
00:36:04
Stupider.
00:36:06
That's one of the definitions.
00:36:08
There's also there's also,
00:36:10
stupid that you have no control over, like, being bald or short.
00:36:14
I like to pick out people for things that are under their control.
00:36:17
Wait. Shut up! Baldy.
00:36:20
I like people.
00:36:23
Well, why don't you shave your head when you were younger then,
00:36:25
You had a big like.
00:36:26
I didn't realize how convenient it would become.
00:36:29
Yeah, I'm still cuz I wanted to.
00:36:31
My dad was bald on the first time I went to the barber.
00:36:33
Apparently.
00:36:34
I said I want my back cut in a horseshoe, bald like my dad.
00:36:38
Yeah, the dad haircut.
00:36:41
You know, in China, they've been shaving the
00:36:43
the male pattern baldness into the young kids for a long time.
00:36:47
It's weird.
00:36:47
I've got a I've got a cowlick that splits
00:36:51
on this natural way.
00:36:53
Now, progression of hair from one side to the other.
00:36:56
And I felt like when I was a kid, it was the easy part to just part.
00:37:00
And then.
00:37:00
But it's like such an old man haircut that I never went with it.
00:37:03
And I will never go with it.
00:37:04
But there there's like a natural part that's like automatically there.
00:37:07
I don't have to do shit to it.
00:37:09
I wore my hair down today.
00:37:11
I wore my hair yesterday.
00:37:14
Yeah, you did.
00:37:16
What do we got here?
00:37:17
People are really fucking stupid.
00:37:21
Yeah. Don't you notice that?
00:37:23
How many?
00:37:24
I did notice the people you run into during the day.
00:37:27
God damn, there's a lot of stupid bastards walking around.
00:37:30
Yeah, there. Carrying a little pad in Pennsylvania.
00:37:32
You wind up with 30 or 40 names by the end of the day.
00:37:37
Look at you, stupid.
00:37:38
Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize
00:37:41
half of them are stupider than that.
00:37:45
And it doesn't take you very long to spot one of them.
00:37:47
Does it take you about eight seconds?
00:37:49
You'll be listening to some guy you say,
00:37:54
this guy is fucking stupid.
00:37:58
Look, we got a new comment in the show.
00:37:59
This guy is fucking stupid.
00:38:01
And then there are some people.
00:38:04
They're not stupid.
00:38:05
They're full of shit.
00:38:11
And that doesn't take very long to spot either.
00:38:13
Does it take you about the same amount of time
00:38:16
you'll be listening to some guy and say, that is one big pile of shit.
00:38:19
He's fairly intelligent.
00:38:22
He's full of shit.
00:38:26
Brown eyes.
00:38:29
Yeah.
00:38:35
Then there are some people.
00:38:36
They're not stupid. They're not full of shit.
00:38:40
They're fucking nuts.
00:38:44
Dan Quayle is all
00:38:45
3034 Dan political.
00:38:51
So Dan Quayle ran against somebody
00:38:53
in the 90s that I spelled potato wrong.
00:38:57
So that's what that joke was in reference to.
00:39:01
Yeah, he spelt potato.
00:39:02
Spelled potato wrong.
00:39:04
He spelled it wrong in writing.
00:39:07
He spelt potato wrong.
00:39:09
I just something wrong.
00:39:11
Yeah, right.
00:39:11
That tells me I'm fucking loser.
00:39:14
Oh. Oh, PID.
00:39:17
About his.
00:39:18
This.
00:39:19
Yeah.
00:39:19
I just thought it was funny, but only I read my note.
00:39:23
Did you do that in real?
00:39:25
When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.
00:39:30
Oh, nice.
00:39:33
That was really stupid.
00:39:33
Really?
00:39:35
Congratulations.
00:39:37
That's the theme of the show.
00:39:38
Right. Way to go.
00:39:39
I love this new link thing.
00:39:41
I just click on a link and then it plays and I can just bam, boom, bam.
00:39:45
So this
00:39:47
big deal with.
00:39:47
Then I realized with gratitude,
00:39:51
optimism is sustainable.
00:39:54
If you can watch and be grateful for it,
00:39:56
then if I don't look forward to, then carry on.
00:40:00
Write that down with gratitude.
00:40:03
Sustaining.
00:40:08
I'm a big fan of day farts.
00:40:10
I'm not a big fan of optimism.
00:40:13
I think it gets in the way of progress.
00:40:15
I think it gets in the way of planning.
00:40:16
I think that
00:40:18
if you prepare for everything and expect nothing, you'll never be disappointed.
00:40:22
I think this is going to be a great show.
00:40:27
I watched last week back
00:40:30
last week was cast gold
00:40:33
that I mean, I'm not saying that just because I think that was the time
00:40:36
when, draw tapped out early, but, I and I remember,
00:40:42
we went a half hearted draw.
00:40:45
Oh, this is hilarious.
00:40:47
These guys are great.
00:40:48
Yeah, he's got A22 line.
00:40:51
He always does.
00:40:52
Well, he doesn't always, but sometimes the goat,
00:40:56
he first just dropped it off the roof.
00:40:59
Oh, you ruined everything.
00:41:00
So you don't believe it? At 42?
00:41:04
I'm a natural on for that.
00:41:07
I actually have one sound that was dropped off, but it is.
00:41:10
They basically just threw it right to him.
00:41:12
There's no way he caught that.
00:41:13
Hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate. No.
00:41:17
I want to believe.
00:41:19
I want to believe, I want to believe.
00:41:21
I want to believe.
00:41:23
I want to believe, I want, I believe, I want to believe.
00:41:28
You want to believe.
00:41:30
I wanted to believe.
00:41:32
That was my goal.
00:41:34
Sorry.
00:41:35
I'm a believer.
00:41:37
You're a believer?
00:41:39
Yeah. Yeah.
00:41:40
So, you know, I'm trying to compensate for something.
00:41:44
One of these notebooks is the Justin
00:41:46
Bieber notebook, or lack thereof.
00:41:49
Okay, here's the cool.
00:41:50
Oh, look, that's a weird look at the
00:41:53
screen.
00:41:55
Let's go to the comments.
00:41:56
Where's the bumper?
00:41:59
There's no comments here.
00:42:02
The it's just a thing.
00:42:04
Where is it?
00:42:05
Where is it?
00:42:08
I'm laughing in stereo. Up.
00:42:10
That's.
00:42:10
Can't that's that got us tagged and flagged with the stupid un,
00:42:14
which Michael doesn't want people to play a song.
00:42:17
Oh. So whatever happened to royalties?
00:42:20
I'd be perfectly fine taking the $0
00:42:23
we make and paying, you know, a few cents to play the stuff.
00:42:26
But what?
00:42:26
Yeah. Everyone's just like, no, the.
00:42:29
Yeah, the.
00:42:29
Yeah, it seems like it seems people want to hear the music
00:42:34
and only it's
00:42:38
they want to withhold it.
00:42:40
And when you withhold it, you can ask more money for it.
00:42:42
If you use, if you throw it out there sparingly
00:42:44
and they feel like it, a bastardized is a shit.
00:42:47
Oh, you're just or you're totally obsessed like Prince was
00:42:50
and just had, weird obsession with, And it makes sense.
00:42:55
I mean, it's your shit. You're going to be a klepto about it.
00:42:57
You might as well be a klepto about that, right? Like
00:43:01
there's anything to be a klepto about.
00:43:02
It's something that you actually like.
00:43:04
It made and invented and, like, created yourself.
00:43:07
Like, especially if it made millions of dollars, right?
00:43:10
Yeah.
00:43:10
Well, that's why we have our our house band life
00:43:14
is the, voice
00:43:16
mail rumble or YouTube friendly.
00:43:20
I doubt it.
00:43:21
I doubt it.
00:43:22
Is your microphone muted or is that just my ears being stupid?
00:43:26
I'm answering for sure.
00:43:28
He's got said I was he said so much to tell.
00:43:31
It was I was a little over modulated.
00:43:34
And my little evo caster one here that I have has a,
00:43:37
a, thing that, it does help people.
00:43:42
You're with a big history.
00:43:43
The birthplace of a music icon.
00:43:46
It's a nice legacy. Neighbors tried to protect.
00:43:48
They will start paying students in our graduating class.
00:43:50
This local grew up in Kingsland.
00:43:52
Today, taking in the current sights and sounds while passing through.
00:43:56
But he came with one destination in mind.
00:44:00
No, that's not rain.
00:44:02
Somebody shot our water
00:44:04
tower, shot the silhouette of Johnny Cash in a very sensitive area.
00:44:07
Standing proud that our.
00:44:10
And emptying this 50,000 gallon water tank all over Kingsland.
00:44:15
It's been not all over.
00:44:17
It's just been about one stop for the last or all.
00:44:20
Almost over.
00:44:21
Mayor Luke Neill has had to deal with the Man in Black letting loose
00:44:25
since last Tuesday, when a vehicle decided to leave.
00:44:29
Was a long shot.
00:44:30
I have killed here, but not.
00:44:32
I am going to commit great crime.
00:44:34
I'm going to bus not in Watertown to rain on the bullet.
00:44:39
Now, this situation may seem stands going to matter.
00:44:43
And she's right.
00:44:43
She's one of those, dude.
00:44:45
Yeah, she likes that. She likes the showers.
00:44:48
She she you said it.
00:44:49
I didn't say what does that.
00:44:50
So if you're going to show up on site to us and be like, this would be like,
00:44:54
it's still happening.
00:44:54
And she's looking at the water to me, I'm like, the bad dude who was standing
00:44:58
in the bathroom somewhere around.
00:45:00
Nothing was dollars in water.
00:45:02
Somebody climbed up there, did less than $5,000 repair job.
00:45:05
England's deployed in the rain.
00:45:08
It could be my son. That's two.
00:45:11
I want to go on.
00:45:13
This is. You know.
00:45:14
What do you hate? Hate hate hate hate hate hate hate number.
00:45:16
What is brothers for a single?
00:45:18
I'm sorry, I know no.
00:45:19
Did one neighbors think you guys are so funny.
00:45:21
You want to believe everything except after the draw.
00:45:24
Believe nothing but the but the afterlife.
00:45:29
Oh, wait and see.
00:45:30
More for the DMT answer for the afterlife.
00:45:33
So my my thing is that the
00:45:36
the hole is awfully big for a gun, so I would agree.
00:45:39
But then how the fuck?
00:45:41
Maybe it's an optical illusion, but it looks like it would have to be
00:45:43
a real tall person.
00:45:47
What is it?
00:45:48
Sure, I thought this week was supposed to be an on location via satellite show.
00:45:53
Yeah. What the fuck, Gary?
00:45:55
Oh, yeah.
00:45:56
I'm sorry, but I couldn't make it.
00:46:00
I got an uninvited at the last minute.
00:46:02
I was at I was in his driveway.
00:46:04
And then. Yeah, the show must not happen.
00:46:06
I thought we were gonna have a Friday show, but that that would never happen.
00:46:09
But. Yeah, I was in your driveway when you texted me saying, don't come.
00:46:12
That has happened.
00:46:13
How about how about that for a callback? That's an invite.
00:46:16
That was good.
00:46:16
That was a good callback.
00:46:18
But, I, I like to use a euphemism or
00:46:22
I let you off the hook because 34 degrees I'm wearing, I'm layered up.
00:46:28
Yeah, I said the same thing to my wife.
00:46:29
I'm like, I think I'm going to Gary's next week.
00:46:31
And I was like, I looked at the weather.
00:46:32
I'm like, well, probably not for a couple weeks.
00:46:35
Yeah, it was warm up and we'll have a much better time.
00:46:38
I mean, I've got this beautiful table here for you to set up the computer.
00:46:43
I've got,
00:46:44
a power strip I've got.
00:46:46
I never in my life looked at a table and went, that's fucking beautiful.
00:46:50
No, no, it's a beautiful table.
00:46:53
Well, it's a natural.
00:46:54
Why is it being highlighted,
00:46:57
actually?
00:46:57
Beautiful table.
00:46:59
You know, again, it could be cut out from a fucking unicorn horn.
00:47:04
And I would still be like, as long as it holds my drink.
00:47:06
And if I can't. So it's probably so fancy.
00:47:08
I can't even put a drink on it. Then you lost me. Fuck off.
00:47:10
It's a glass top on a wrought iron frame.
00:47:13
I'm telling you, this is a beautiful table.
00:47:16
And I'm telling you, I have no appreciation for art.
00:47:18
I'm more of a function person, so I.
00:47:21
You can try.
00:47:22
I'm dead inside.
00:47:23
Yeah, it's got symmetry.
00:47:25
You're not going to believe how beautiful this table
00:47:28
I believe it is.
00:47:29
And then I will dismiss it.
00:47:32
Art, is it going to blow, man?
00:47:35
I mean, that would be beautiful if it, like, stood up and blew me.
00:47:37
Yeah, that would be great.
00:47:39
I'll, I've got a couple weeks to work on it, because I don't even think
00:47:42
next week's going to be any colder.
00:47:44
I mean, warmer, I mean, nicer, I mean, better I got oh, no ale yesterday.
00:47:51
No, I, I know you
00:47:54
spring.
00:47:54
It's March 24th. Dude.
00:47:56
My birthday is late into early into May, and it snows on my birthday often.
00:48:02
That's a milestone that I remember.
00:48:03
I'm not trying to name drop or date drop.
00:48:06
Yeah, just saying that my son
00:48:09
sick claims that it snows on every day in Michigan except the 4th of July.
00:48:13
I have not been able to either prove or disprove that.
00:48:16
It seems ridiculous.
00:48:18
I couldn't refute that, but maybe I can't.
00:48:21
I don't, I don't like,
00:48:23
I like.
00:48:23
This is awesome.
00:48:24
You can defeat any nose on my birthday, but it always goes on draws birthday.
00:48:30
No, no.
00:48:31
Yeah it does. That's not true.
00:48:34
It always snows on December 23rd.
00:48:37
Saying that it snows every day of the winter.
00:48:40
It doesn't.
00:48:42
It snows. Don't know. I'm sorry.
00:48:44
So listen, not every day, every winter, but over the course of history
00:48:49
where over the course of history, somewhere, every day
00:48:53
you have one winter or another.
00:48:55
So obviously obviously I don't I'm not backing down off my point
00:48:59
because I'm right.
00:49:01
Sausage puns are the worst.
00:49:04
Oh, I like what you did there.
00:49:08
I mean, I'm sorry, that was.
00:49:09
You know why I did that,
00:49:11
Because I gotta be unique, just like everybody else.
00:49:15
Yes, you are.
00:49:16
Are you drinking everybody else a glass of water?
00:49:20
Yeah. It's all I've ever.
00:49:21
I like a pint. Two years.
00:49:23
It's my beer glass.
00:49:24
But I don't put beer in it anymore. I'm not an alcoholic.
00:49:26
I even quit drinking. I have a beer with you any time.
00:49:28
But I've drank mostly water with me right now.
00:49:32
I've got go.
00:49:33
All right. You're driving later.
00:49:37
Yeah.
00:49:37
Drive later from my place.
00:49:39
Did you guys not believe me when I sent you this in the right timeline?
00:49:42
What's happening?
00:49:44
Do you guys see me when I see you?
00:49:45
This picture. We saw it.
00:49:47
I just tried to ignore it.
00:49:48
On the way back from being over the speedway.
00:49:51
I know well, because I know what a tornado it's tornado does.
00:49:54
So this is.
00:49:55
Yeah.
00:49:55
Those are those little things that roll their little out.
00:49:58
That is, I don't buy gas station food.
00:50:00
When you walk into the gas station there's a little greased up rollers.
00:50:03
Half of them hot dog sausages and half of them have tornadoes.
00:50:07
God, it's big tornadoes.
00:50:08
It's like there's a tornado. They don't even explain it.
00:50:10
They're just like, okay, I don't know if it was like a like in between.
00:50:15
Barber and fucking Kalamazoo.
00:50:19
Yeah.
00:50:19
So somebody driving with a shell shell cod is like sweet.
00:50:22
They have to because they don't all have it.
00:50:24
Well, yeah. Someone driving with a terrible fucking diet.
00:50:26
And too much money to spend on food that you barely get any of.
00:50:30
Yeah.
00:50:32
They're going to be proud. Oh, no.
00:50:34
If I make it spend too much money.
00:50:37
Do you fall on hard times?
00:50:39
But hard times don't get much better than a friggin
00:50:42
big roller.
00:50:50
Breaking news thing.
00:50:51
You know, people eat like shit.
00:50:54
Yeah. All time.
00:50:55
Most people mostly eat shit.
00:50:59
But of course, RFK Junior's going to fix.
00:51:02
I forget who I was, I forget who I was listening to, and then the Jew.
00:51:07
Speaking of fixing it, if a man says he'll fix it, he'll fix it.
00:51:11
Don't nag him for six months to do it,
00:51:16
Yeah, he could do it
00:51:18
alone. There we go.
00:51:20
It may have been. I love the Omega, but I forgot who I was listening to.
00:51:22
What they were talking about.
00:51:23
How, like, back in olden times, the people who had the most amount of money
00:51:27
were the fattest.
00:51:28
And nowadays, the people who have the least amount of money are the fattest.
00:51:32
It doesn't make any sense.
00:51:33
It does, because in the old days we had little knowledge.
00:51:36
But a sign of wealth was just, hey, I can eat because there are people
00:51:41
that are still starving in my town that we don't give a shit about.
00:51:43
I can eat and I can eat good.
00:51:45
I can eat good.
00:51:45
Yeah, it was literally like the hog was cut, got the pig.
00:51:48
All that shit is based on the fat rich.
00:51:50
But nowadays knowledge is,
00:51:53
It's weird that it's retained tight so tightly with the internet
00:51:56
that has all vast knowledge available, but I think that
00:52:01
the same status is that now you're.
00:52:03
I can adapt that knowledge and live healthy.
00:52:05
Live well.
00:52:06
So not only am I more rich than you, but I'm smarter.
00:52:09
I'm not as stupid.
00:52:12
So the one time you guys let me talk, I have literally nothing to say.
00:52:15
Come on. Okay.
00:52:17
It was like, okay, mine is.
00:52:19
100 years ago, only wealthy people had a car, but everybody owned a horse.
00:52:24
Now only wealthy people own horses.
00:52:26
But everybody has a car.
00:52:28
When I first, got into, counter apologetics,
00:52:32
one of the best guys in Christian apologetics was Dinesh D'Souza.
00:52:37
Dinesh D'Souza was, born, I believe, in India.
00:52:40
I want to say
00:52:42
that might not be true,
00:52:43
but, he said when he came over to America,
00:52:47
I want to say that that jacket looks good on you.
00:52:50
Okay, good. No, no, I'm glad you didn't.
00:52:52
So Dinesh comes over and.
00:52:55
Fine.
00:52:56
And he thought it was very strange that in America,
00:53:00
where he's never witnessed a culture like this,
00:53:04
the poor people were fat.
00:53:07
That never happens in India.
00:53:12
Okay,
00:53:13
I've got another counter apologetics guy from Australia.
00:53:16
His name is Opie Graham.
00:53:19
Okay. And I'll tell you what.
00:53:21
This Australian accent, he sounds stupid,
00:53:25
but Graham Opie is a philosopher.
00:53:29
Professor.
00:53:30
Is there a clip for that?
00:53:32
You can help me. What title?
00:53:33
No be Graham.
00:53:35
Obviously the Australian accent is one of the accents that actually
00:53:39
it sounds funny, but it doesn't sound unintelligent
00:53:41
in an Australian accent similar to British.
00:53:45
I just heard they uppity and smart, whereas
00:53:49
Australians like a cockney version.
00:53:52
In Australia you don't have an agenda, you have an agenda, a gender.
00:53:56
I don't know, you play some footy,
00:53:59
and just, you know, it's really a death.
00:54:01
It's hereditary.
00:54:06
In Australia,
00:54:07
to is human, but to is pirate.
00:54:11
In Soviet Russia.
00:54:15
Hey, hold on a second.
00:54:16
So if Cinderella shoe fits so perfectly, why the fuck did it fall off?
00:54:20
I like that.
00:54:23
Because she was running away to get back to the fucking.
00:54:26
Your shoe can't just fall off with regular.
00:54:28
Even if it fits well, it it fit perfectly.
00:54:30
Magically.
00:54:32
Like it was literally made around her foot.
00:54:35
No, she's wearing it.
00:54:37
This is like a 50 year old stupid debate.
00:54:39
Okay? It's it's independent. Right? I'm not making that.
00:54:44
Does that shoe fit perfectly or even better?
00:54:48
So wait. Hold on.
00:54:49
It was made of glass. It was made of solid glass.
00:54:51
It was.
00:54:52
So it had to be made magically.
00:54:53
You could not take her foot out.
00:54:55
It was, oh, you can't make glass magically.
00:54:57
You can only blow it.
00:54:59
That's where you lost the plot of the glass.
00:55:02
Hold.
00:55:03
Is there such thing as a glass mold or it's only blown?
00:55:07
I have neither.
00:55:09
Well, me.
00:55:10
Can you mold glass?
00:55:12
Sure. Why couldn't you maybe like.
00:55:14
Oh, why do you have to blow it?
00:55:16
It's like glass or what?
00:55:17
Flying glass defines casting where molten glass is poured
00:55:20
into a mold to solidify is acrylic glass.
00:55:22
I just watched, okay, I see there's your artwork.
00:55:28
Your definition of glass is probably wrong.
00:55:30
Remember? Don't believe everything. You think.
00:55:33
I'm too smart for this conversation?
00:55:35
We got to do this again.
00:55:37
All right.
00:55:37
Blown glass is.
00:55:39
Oh, I'm blown glass for it. Hold on. Wait.
00:55:40
We're not going to be able to hear you, but don't stop up me.
00:55:43
Go up.
00:55:45
So I got on my stations and I want to wait fucking.
00:55:49
Now is the perfect time.
00:55:52
Oh give it up for
00:55:56
so I will
00:56:01
I got so fucking I
00:56:04
that I just contemplated and realized.
00:56:07
Do you guys realize that
00:56:07
there are more airplanes in the water than there are submarines in the sky?
00:56:12
Ha ha ha ha!
00:56:14
Yeah.
00:56:15
Good point.
00:56:17
That's, so really stupid.
00:56:20
No. Really smart. Oh, well. Oh, you.
00:56:25
That's so out of breath.
00:56:26
Whoa.
00:56:29
Wow. What's this I think?
00:56:31
Oh my gosh, Gary. And is.
00:56:32
I think I'm going to leave the show. No.
00:56:34
Oh the I start the day.
00:56:37
Yeah.
00:56:38
Oh, wait.
00:56:39
I'm sorry.
00:56:39
This is an I. This is theater.
00:56:42
Theater.
00:56:44
Oh. The fire firebombing in.
00:56:46
No, no, he saved the world.
00:56:47
The bomb just dropped in there, and he just nonchalantly said, hey, I want.
00:56:50
Yeah, throw it in the singing and dancing club.
00:56:52
That'll save everyone.
00:56:54
Oh, I see what you're saying now, the. Did I get it up there?
00:56:56
The worm.
00:56:57
Thank you.
00:56:58
So for
00:57:00
this clip.
00:57:00
And it was labeled disc golf shot. Yes,
00:57:05
you did it.
00:57:05
Thank you for that. Okay.
00:57:06
So remember you're not writing a newspaper
00:57:08
with headlines to grab people's attention and make the carry out.
00:57:11
You're letting me have reference so that I can do the clips
00:57:13
through the show without having to go five hours.
00:57:16
But that's not
00:57:19
okay.
00:57:20
And I'm going to I'm going to draw it up here with my hate.
00:57:22
I'm going to show you that this is Disney.
00:57:24
And here
00:57:25
and there you can actually see the flare launch from the front of the railing.
00:57:28
Okay.
00:57:28
Well, I was going to say anyway, just his nonchalant approach.
00:57:32
Just very ready to see.
00:57:35
And unless he was able to quick assess the size of the wick
00:57:40
and then go, okay, I've got time,
00:57:43
you're going to grab that as fast as you can
00:57:44
and chuck it, or you're going to run away from it.
00:57:46
You're not going to like, have this time to do like a disc golf, like run up to it.
00:57:50
I, you know, hate hate hate hate hate hate, hate, hate.
00:57:52
He's going to sit there and go, okay,
00:57:56
yeah.
00:57:56
Here we go.
00:57:59
It's one of those, interactive show theaters.
00:58:02
Where? There in the street.
00:58:04
In the old days, it would be like a country and western,
00:58:06
you know, some a shootout at the.
00:58:08
Okay. Weird out there.
00:58:10
Because China is an authoritarian CCP state.
00:58:12
They're like, look, we will save you.
00:58:15
You need the government.
00:58:16
Imagine being like the person, signing up for this gig.
00:58:20
We need a Chinese person who's going to play about with.
00:58:24
We need you to play a terrible version of your home country.
00:58:29
Oh, people love you.
00:58:30
I would love to.
00:58:30
I want to play the villain, the heel.
00:58:33
So I've always been oddly fascinated with,
00:58:36
I've never seen one per se, but, the battle re-enactments and stuff.
00:58:42
Not that I would do one. I would just want to like,
00:58:45
I don't I've always like like the Greenfield Village adage
00:58:47
or the old, like Pioneer Village, where they have to pretend and like,
00:58:51
I don't know, it's just kind of fun in my opinion.
00:58:55
I want to be to play little House on a very old timey now.
00:58:59
But I always feel bad when I go to Greenfield Village,
00:59:00
usually because they serve beer there.
00:59:02
My my girlfriend, I've just gone there to just kind of walk around and drink beer
00:59:06
and, pet some of the animals.
00:59:07
But I feel bad whenever there's the actual black people working there,
00:59:11
but it's like, you probably weren't even an ancestor of one of those.
00:59:15
Those people. What did he say?
00:59:19
Yeah.
00:59:20
They have to. Yeah.
00:59:23
We want to go to the Renaissance fair, and they're always like, yeah, no,
00:59:27
no, I don't like the is it period.
00:59:30
What do they call that sounds. Yeah.
00:59:33
Okay.
00:59:33
We were around in the Renaissance.
00:59:35
They were,
00:59:37
I think they were.
00:59:39
No, they were were somewhere.
00:59:41
We're all from Africa.
00:59:43
I mean, they were there somewhere, but
00:59:46
they weren't around.
00:59:48
Kind of like a satellite, this part of it.
00:59:52
But they weren't part of it.
00:59:54
When I went to high school, there was,
00:59:56
I think three black people.
00:59:59
Speaking of stupid women, and black people are known for being stupid.
01:00:02
This.
01:00:04
Wow. I said that, Gary sending me more videos of young men slapping their asses.
01:00:09
Yeah. Shame, shame.
01:00:12
You said that, but obviously you were just.
01:00:14
I mean, maybe the shock value of the statement,
01:00:20
Insane. Shane.
01:00:21
He's funny.
01:00:23
But he always says blue 42.
01:00:26
And that's a reference to my Labatt Blue jersey.
01:00:29
No. Is it?
01:00:31
I mean, it's a reference to, you just to you.
01:00:34
He does it just for you. Yes.
01:00:35
Jim Carrey, Ace Ventura.
01:00:39
Okay, let's
01:00:40
agree to cite different references.
01:00:44
I think we're lockstep.
01:00:46
Yeah, we're lockstep there.
01:00:47
We got a legal for money laundering. You got it.
01:00:50
You got a legal firm. That lockstep.
01:00:53
Got it.
01:00:54
You go there, you go up on the lockstep.
01:00:56
What do you think the first step is about?
01:01:00
What do you think the goose step is about?
01:01:01
It's about getting the leg up.
01:01:03
Plus, you know, how do you put how do you think she puts that.
01:01:04
Well it's locked in the the kids have been hossenfelder.
01:01:10
The kids have been us and Boulder.
01:01:15
Where's the kid?
01:01:15
Is he calling in?
01:01:16
One thing we don't professional football player.
01:01:19
We've traded in that, right? Yes.
01:01:21
Are we playing voicemail on the front.
01:01:23
So the emotional stress that athletes.
01:01:25
Yeah we can I get oh I think I know what this is.
01:01:27
Oh it's. Yeah, it's,
01:01:30
think
01:01:31
well I think he says blue 42.
01:01:33
But now I'm not sure I think you broke does I might be 52 351
01:01:43
351 Rovers it hurts. Put.
01:01:50
This he's letting go.
01:01:52
It's a for the team as he had a long history of mental illness.
01:01:58
As long as I've known him.
01:02:02
Here's Ace Ventura.
01:02:06
Remember when Jim Carrey went nuts?
01:02:09
He, admitted that was all, PR stunt?
01:02:13
No. It wasn't.
01:02:14
Yeah, yeah, well, I mean, maybe that was covering it up, but, yeah, something.
01:02:18
My mental illness, it had nothing to do with potentially
01:02:22
causing his ex-girlfriend to kill himself.
01:02:25
Kill herself? Sorry.
01:02:27
Yeah, well, I don't know.
01:02:28
I don't know how she identifies at this point, so
01:02:31
she doesn't identify at this point.
01:02:34
Do you guys ever notice that man cuts down birdhouses to make more birdhouses?
01:02:41
No. Yeah.
01:02:41
No, that's how everybody does it.
01:02:45
Nope.
01:02:48
So there was, some some one.
01:02:53
Vibrating pretty.
01:02:54
There was some break.
01:02:55
There was a breaking news a couple days ago.
01:02:57
There was a shooting.
01:03:04
In Michigan.
01:03:05
Michigan.
01:03:05
Look locally here, one person has been shot at in, Oakland
01:03:08
County Thursday morning, and the suspect is in custody, according to police.
01:03:12
Detroit police said on March 20th that a shooting happened
01:03:14
at Caldwell Health Beaumont Troy Hospital and on the Quinto Road.
01:03:18
Shooting happened just after 7 a.m.
01:03:20
Thursday in the hospitals parking garage.
01:03:23
It is it is local.
01:03:24
Luckily, that people the, someone was shot, but thankfully
01:03:29
he was already at the hospital, so it was a best case scenario, right?
01:03:33
Yeah. But, I think he did.
01:03:35
I believe he did survive.
01:03:36
But, Troy police said a handgun was fired five times by the suspect.
01:03:39
The victim, 25 year old man from Troy, was struck twice.
01:03:43
Police say the shooting happened between two hospital employees.
01:03:46
The victim is currently in the emergency room being treated for his injuries.
01:03:49
He expected to be okay.
01:03:51
Police said the
01:03:51
victim was able to tell the police who shot him.
01:03:55
So, I don't think there's anything that was fully
01:03:59
released on what the disagreement was,
01:04:01
but have you ever got to a disagreement
01:04:04
with your coworker?
01:04:07
Never.
01:04:08
I've never had a misunderstanding or any sort at my workplace.
01:04:14
I just want to know what what comes to this point.
01:04:17
What?
01:04:17
You take it this far, I understand, like, what if you're gonna do that?
01:04:22
Yeah, I understand, maybe if you try to.
01:04:24
If you gave someone the silent treatment, I understand if you maybe even try
01:04:27
to get your coworker fired.
01:04:29
That's pretty fucked up.
01:04:30
But you don't.
01:04:31
You don't retaliate like that's fucked up.
01:04:34
That's weird.
01:04:35
But I think they both knew, like, oh, we're at the hospital.
01:04:38
So if we shoot each other like, yeah, it's fine.
01:04:41
Like we're, we're golden. Like, you know what I mean?
01:04:43
Like, you're just going to show an ambulance.
01:04:46
Yeah, you're right there. Right.
01:04:49
So I think they have,
01:04:50
they're also assuming you're going to fail at your killing job.
01:04:53
So that's kind of that's like trying to kill somebody.
01:04:57
Sorry.
01:04:57
I didn't hear anything else you said.
01:04:58
I just wanted to say something that, there was a shooting at,
01:05:02
c to me, the best place for a shooting to happen will be.
01:05:05
Which is at a cemetery.
01:05:07
They shot him in the bathroom, and I played on.
01:05:11
Allegedly. So much better.
01:05:12
Yeah, that would have been more.
01:05:16
Do you do you think an ambulance
01:05:17
showed up to the parking garage, or do you think they just like.
01:05:21
What do you mean, step over, step over here.
01:05:23
We got the call and they're like, wait a minute.
01:05:25
We got to be faster just to grab a stretcher
01:05:29
or just wheel the gurney, like straight to the get.
01:05:32
Get the car started up.
01:05:34
Drive over here.
01:05:35
Take the turn. Oh, yeah. The longer around
01:05:40
it would take long again.
01:05:43
He survived because he was out of the hospital.
01:05:45
So for them there should be. There we go.
01:05:48
So this is a four minute video.
01:05:50
I don't think we got time for this shit.
01:05:52
So it feels like there's going to be a commercial here
01:05:55
and you're.
01:05:57
Check out your fucking truck stack.
01:05:59
Yeah I've, I've consider these, but they'll last longer.
01:06:02
But they're so expensive.
01:06:04
It's just a fake wood that's actually like, oh.
01:06:07
It's essentially plastic.
01:06:08
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:06:11
Word of the shooting at Troy.
01:06:15
That was a Beaumont bitch.
01:06:17
It's called Beaumont.
01:06:18
Did you guys learn that this was Coral Health?
01:06:21
When did you learn it was a situation?
01:06:22
I don't know when the shots poured out.
01:06:24
I. Teams are undercover officers as well as our detectives began,
01:06:29
learning information that the suspect as well. No.
01:06:33
No shit family here as a residents here in Macomb township.
01:06:36
At one point, since he's from the sheriff's office, he's not for sure.
01:06:41
And they're looking into maybe Scott.
01:06:44
Yeah.
01:06:45
Why don't we come in in the military?
01:06:47
Military equipment, military uniforms that they wear?
01:06:50
We just stopped commenting on that whole thing to officers. Why?
01:06:53
What's wrong with that suspect or persons?
01:06:55
It my duty to protect themselves.
01:06:58
When you guys were there was a shooting.
01:07:00
Someone was shot five times.
01:07:01
You don't want them to wear
01:07:04
gear to protect themselves from being shot.
01:07:06
They don't wear anything that, like, protects their head
01:07:08
and face in their case.
01:07:10
So I don't mind that one bit.
01:07:11
Except why do they make that illegal for me to wear?
01:07:15
They don't. They do.
01:07:17
Yeah. 51st
01:07:19
it is illegal to wear a certain level of body armor, body
01:07:22
armor that will actually protect you
01:07:23
to the level they wear is illegal for a civilian.
01:07:26
Are you already are.
01:07:27
You can tell me if you show me some.
01:07:29
I understand posse Comitatus.
01:07:30
That is a civilian law enforcement escort.
01:07:33
If an officer and they're wearing they're wearing military, you can.
01:07:37
I doubt someone's going to stop you and go, sir,
01:07:40
you're one level beyond the body armor that's recommended.
01:07:44
We need to call them.
01:07:45
Don't make me pull up body armor arrest.
01:07:47
There's these.
01:07:47
Dumb ass is to walk around with long guns and fucking belly
01:07:50
just to fuck with the cops.
01:07:52
I don't want to be that show, but they.
01:07:54
There's plenty of people out there flexing their rights.
01:07:56
So you don't have I hate you.
01:07:57
I hate people that just cops just to fuck with the cops.
01:08:01
So I do too.
01:08:02
But again, I like people out there flexing their rights
01:08:04
and being dumb, stupid assholes so I don't have to.
01:08:07
But at one point they will reach a level that you don't like and it'll be too late.
01:08:11
It's like a boring video. I'm still.
01:08:13
My main complaint is still that it's a sheriff on his shirt
01:08:16
and that is his boss's job title.
01:08:19
Sheriff is something you run for. Like what?
01:08:22
Do you not understand how Deputizing works in the sheriff's department?
01:08:25
Everyone in there is the sheriff.
01:08:27
Is the sheriff is is.
01:08:30
Yeah, yeah.
01:08:32
Anyway, I see these little signs out just before to let you know.
01:08:36
Like the managerial system, there's, like, different levels of strength.
01:08:40
Like this one is a manager.
01:08:43
Let's move on to the balls section of it.
01:08:45
Like my managers and my manager.
01:08:47
Civil manager, you know, like, I love to have an opportunity
01:08:50
to shoot up and but bump, bump, bump it up.
01:08:54
POW.
01:08:55
Nice.
01:08:55
We're not going to
01:08:56
we're going to read that comment to the to the, to the end of it.
01:08:59
Sorry. There.
01:09:00
We're still on the tube. Over nine minutes past that.
01:09:03
We should get off the tube. We got a deer fly. Oh, yeah.
01:09:05
Wrap this up because we hate YouTube.
01:09:08
Now we're not even playing the game anymore.
01:09:09
Everybody go over to Rumble.
01:09:11
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:09:13
Are they going to say you're going to say what's Rumble? But.
01:09:17
If there's a bunch of people there, it's like.
01:09:19
It's like the blue.
01:09:20
Yeah. It's like the blue sky of YouTube
01:09:23
I get it, the reach in the it's you can't really live without YouTube,
01:09:26
but you don't need to livestream on YouTube.
01:09:28
You can advertise your live stream for an hour
01:09:30
and then have everybody move over to Rumble every move.
01:09:33
You know that in the movie Hulk, when Hulk was fighting the soldiers
01:09:37
attacking him, there was a scene where he destroyed a tank.
01:09:41
If you look closely, his balls accidentally
01:09:43
got hit by the tanks cannon as he smashed it.
01:09:46
It seems that no matter how strong Hulk is,
01:09:49
his balls is still one of the weaknesses of Bruce Banner's dual personality.
01:09:53
Did you know that in the movie Hulk, when Hulk.
01:09:56
I just watched that whole thing twice,
01:09:58
and I still don't know what the fuck it was saying.
01:10:00
You love. In fact, check the whole.
01:10:02
Ryan says that he's a sheriff's deputy.
01:10:04
There's only one sheriff, a sheriff's deputy.
01:10:08
So he's got his boss and says he is the sheriff.
01:10:11
He is the law.
01:10:13
That's his boss's title on his shirt.
01:10:16
That's like, I don't know, but still, what I said, what I say still stands.
01:10:21
I just didn't label it properly.
01:10:23
They're deputized by the sheriff.
01:10:24
Therefore they carry the sheriff's power.
01:10:27
Sheriff's sheriff, little bitch.
01:10:29
Sheriff's authority.
01:10:31
I, for one, love the sheriff.
01:10:33
I don't know what you're saying about sheriff's being.
01:10:35
What Sheriff?
01:10:37
The shirt should say.
01:10:38
I am the sheriff's little bitch boy.
01:10:42
So anyways, any law enforcement watching you to comment?
01:10:45
You want to call in at five, eight, six, three?
01:10:47
Ranch three? Yeah.
01:10:48
Please come on top of comments.
01:10:50
I did not comment on that.
01:10:53
I respect law and order.
01:10:55
I'm amazing that I just can't believe how law enforcement
01:10:59
lives their high stress life and still manage to be human beings.
01:11:02
High and disorderly, highest respect.
01:11:05
See how normal?
01:11:07
Hold on, hold on, hold that thing before.
01:11:09
One last thing before we leave YouTube.
01:11:17
Dance is the fucking dick.
01:11:19
Fuck.
01:11:19
Fuck face a cousin I hardly know was visiting.
01:11:23
He's 20 years older than I am and has lived hundreds of miles away
01:11:27
my entire life.
01:11:29
He offered to drive me to have dinner at his brother's house
01:11:31
about 30 miles away, and to that's 50.
01:11:35
The last 15 miles were a narrow country
01:11:38
roads five miles from our destination.
01:11:42
He stopped to buy beer and then as he was driving,
01:11:47
he asked his girlfriend to pop
01:11:50
one of them open for him,
01:11:53
and he drank it.
01:11:55
So what?
01:11:58
We never.
01:11:58
It occurred to me that he,
01:12:00
a well-off professional, would do something so stupid.
01:12:05
If this were to happen again, I think I would politely ask,
01:12:08
would you please wait until you're not behind the wheel?
01:12:11
If he were to sip,
01:12:14
if he were
01:12:15
unreceptive, I would add, truthfully, I lost a friend
01:12:18
to someone who drank and drove, so I would really prefer that you don't wait.
01:12:22
What?
01:12:23
However, he had refused and I would have been.
01:12:27
However, he had refused and I would have been in a bind.
01:12:31
He would.
01:12:31
I think he means he would have refused.
01:12:33
I don't want to.
01:12:34
I don't want to be in a car with a drinker.
01:12:37
But I wasn't in a position to get out of his car.
01:12:39
We were in the middle of nowhere and I don't
01:12:41
we were in the middle of nowhere and I don't have a smartphone,
01:12:44
so I couldn't have ordered a new pair or searched for a nearby taxi service.
01:12:49
I know never to accept a ride
01:12:51
unless I've been clear in a cordial way with the driver ahead of time.
01:12:55
But in that situation, what could I have done?
01:12:57
Signed unhappy passenger in Maryland.
01:13:01
Okay,
01:13:03
familiar with smartphone user.
01:13:06
Why the hell won't you have a smartphone?
01:13:08
Okay, regardless, that's beside the point.
01:13:11
You are such a prude.
01:13:12
What is the how are you talking about open intoxicant?
01:13:15
That's that's your problem with drinking and driving one beer five
01:13:19
five minutes from the destination.
01:13:21
You are so five miles.
01:13:23
But it was a 30 mile drive. Yeah.
01:13:25
No, it sounds like he was extremely irresponsible.
01:13:29
Yes, he was 30, but he could have started drink it 30 miles away.
01:13:33
He could travel all day.
01:13:34
Oh, way in the middle of nowhere.
01:13:37
Cheese I forgot.
01:13:39
So that's on.
01:13:39
But one of the first episodes I was on.
01:13:41
Get the the stick out of your ass.
01:13:44
I was in the passenger seat drinking.
01:13:46
No, I wasn't allegedly.
01:13:48
That was part of a joke,
01:13:50
right?
01:13:51
For a comedy sketch called Fly Drones Alive. Yes.
01:13:57
This is a comedy sketch, right?
01:13:59
But, yeah, for 15 miles, wasn't there no country roads?
01:14:01
And then five miles from our destination, he even waits to get five miles
01:14:05
from his destination.
01:14:06
Even by the beer, right?
01:14:08
If he was an alcoholic, he would have already had it in there.
01:14:11
And just he one beer.
01:14:14
There's a name for that.
01:14:16
It's called a writer.
01:14:18
Dover. It's a writer.
01:14:20
Sorry.
01:14:21
I did get an opening tax ticket,
01:14:24
but it wasn't in this country.
01:14:27
Interesting. What country?
01:14:29
Canada.
01:14:30
This is a flag story.
01:14:32
It was a flag story.
01:14:34
I've told it on this podcast, but I'll tell it again.
01:14:37
Got to two notches, so got to sobriety.
01:14:40
Checkpoint.
01:14:41
Easy notice first, and you hear his bile go whizzing out the window.
01:14:45
And then we start handing all of our bottle open bottles back to him.
01:14:49
And, he got all but 1 or 2 of them cleared
01:14:52
before we get to the the police we're at in Canada.
01:14:57
This was on, the main highway
01:15:00
that goes from Windsor or outside of Windsor.
01:15:04
Where are you going?
01:15:05
Oh, I'm going out.
01:15:05
Oh, no. No, we went the Port Huron way again.
01:15:08
Sarnia. And.
01:15:09
Okay.
01:15:10
So, but it was like most of the way to,
01:15:14
like, passed like to most of the way to Tobermory from, like, actual Sarnia.
01:15:19
So we were like, maybe,
01:15:23
what is it called?
01:15:24
Owen sound?
01:15:27
It might not be all of America.
01:15:31
Oh, okay.
01:15:32
You know Windsor?
01:15:34
Which one?
01:15:34
I hear that means he knows nothing about geography anywhere, right?
01:15:38
Oh, I wish I'd spent a little more time on geography.
01:15:41
I'm ignorant in a lot of sense.
01:15:43
I don't like geography.
01:15:46
I don't give a crap about that.
01:15:48
Like Saint Louis, Illinois.
01:15:51
What?
01:15:54
What?
01:15:55
My kids will say.
01:15:56
I know how to drive there, but I don't know what the street name is.
01:16:01
Wow. Okay.
01:16:03
You just use a,
01:16:07
right for that.
01:16:10
Yeah, but even the place they go to all the time
01:16:11
that they don't have to pull the app up, they know how to drive there,
01:16:14
but they couldn't tell somebody else how to drive there.
01:16:17
You just want to get my own name wrong.
01:16:21
I'll just drop a pin, follow it then.
01:16:24
Yeah, they've got good.
01:16:26
They they got shit for that these days.
01:16:28
So there is one, one last one last break.
01:16:30
Oh I know this probably won't fly on this won't fly on YouTube.
01:16:34
Yeah.
01:16:34
But this one that for on YouTube.
01:16:36
Yeah.
01:16:38
That's what sucks about YouTube.
01:16:39
So come on over to Rumble.
01:16:40
Even if you, don't like it, suck it up.
01:16:43
It's a 26 minute video on the Cocoa Puffs conspiracy.
01:16:46
Cocoa puffs conspiracy.
01:16:49
I don't know if we want to go over that.
01:16:51
Who knows?
01:16:52
No one knows what you're talking about except for one fuckface.
01:16:54
And, And I been the chair every 15 minutes, roughly.
01:16:58
Anyway. Yeah.
01:17:01
And the kids
01:17:02
sultry voice and the chicken attacks, I got comments.
01:17:05
I got, we can do comments.
01:17:08
I don't think we have to wait for Rumble for comments.
01:17:10
No, they aren't, since they're on YouTube.
01:17:12
They're not actually, we should we should see those there.
01:17:15
Yeah, we might as well bilk YouTube for its own content right?
01:17:19
Hey, come on, come on, come on in the.
01:17:26
Net that.
01:17:28
Come on, come on, come on.
01:17:30
I think I mean with its own content.
01:17:31
Not for.
01:17:34
Fuck whatever.
01:17:35
My brain's too stupid today to not think.
01:17:39
I mean, think.
01:17:39
See, I can't even say you're wrong about that. Think wrong.
01:17:43
Rumble bot.
01:17:44
What are you doing there?
01:17:46
All right, get out of there.
01:17:47
We need to look at these comments.
01:17:48
Rumble out.
01:17:50
All right, so I'm all the time I get I don't have the videos for the comments.
01:17:54
We'll go back a week.
01:17:55
We did. Those are crossed over Texas.
01:17:57
Why don't you have the videos from them? It's like they disappear.
01:17:59
It's like they're over here, I can click, oh, that works.
01:18:03
Here we go. How does this work for it?
01:18:05
Let me open it.
01:18:06
I don't know because you think you just go to the video.
01:18:09
Well I'm getting all the reference this time to the center.
01:18:12
They say yo yo, there he go.
01:18:14
Large. Mr. Bogan in charge.
01:18:16
Not a punch.
01:18:17
Yeah, we're 100 from a Raccoon Lodge.
01:18:19
The original Todd teaching how to be hard.
01:18:22
Take your skin off.
01:18:23
A snake is split a pea from a pod. You're novice.
01:18:26
I'm noble.
01:18:26
I decipher my tongue.
01:18:28
Not Attila the Hun nor his son.
01:18:31
I vote those exact, like, racketeering in the jag.
01:18:35
You try to brag, you get your rights, grab back.
01:18:38
No good scavenger.
01:18:39
Catch this.
01:18:40
Walter, I can chisel in the composition.
01:18:43
So the comment was pretty well.
01:18:45
That was lined up pretty well.
01:18:46
You keeping the chip heads, bro?
01:18:48
He was hitting the beat.
01:18:49
I don't know what chip that means.
01:18:51
Yeah. What is?
01:18:52
The Chipmunks had the chip. It's okay.
01:18:55
You know
01:18:56
they did.
01:18:57
That's. They wrapped,
01:18:59
under the Chipmunks.
01:19:01
That's big wins. Lee, for the comment.
01:19:03
Come on, why your grandma?
01:19:05
What did you mean on that?
01:19:07
Yeah.
01:19:07
I'm me mattress fly that and say
01:19:10
did the chipmunks so you don't.
01:19:13
I think he meant that your production quality is amazing.
01:19:16
The producers amazing.
01:19:18
He's out for Christmas special.
01:19:20
That the chip that's pop out. That's the way I read it.
01:19:22
But that's my level is retarded.
01:19:25
Think matters for me. Don't cover up.
01:19:28
I don't know what could be because they're not a cat business, Ethan says.
01:19:33
It's a real estate investing.
01:19:35
Basically, it's real estate investing, basically, not a real estate.
01:19:40
That's why you'll see them super close together
01:19:43
sometime this it's real estate investing, basically.
01:19:46
That's why you'll see them super close together sometimes run them at a loss for
01:19:51
see it cash somewhere on the property when it appreciates.
01:19:56
That seems stupid to me.
01:19:58
I don't think I want to invest in estates real estate.
01:20:02
So they're saying that strip mall most like every mattress.
01:20:06
What was it? What was it was the mattress is not fake.
01:20:08
It's every mattress firm I've ever seen is connected to a strip mall.
01:20:13
Yeah.
01:20:13
You don't own that.
01:20:15
So I would like to find out if Mattress Firm is some
01:20:20
of the mattress firms I'm talking about or connected to any, Well, okay.
01:20:24
Maybe the end.
01:20:25
Yeah, they could really sell cheaper mattresses if they own their own building.
01:20:31
We must get to the bottom of this.
01:20:33
Please comment if you know anything about the Mattress Firm conspiracy.
01:20:37
Yeah, no, I, I don't I don't buy that.
01:20:39
It's, I mean, maybe it has something to do with real estate, but
01:20:43
why would you run a
01:20:43
business at a loss just waiting for the business to.
01:20:47
Why won't you just buy a big piece of product?
01:20:57
Well, Brady,
01:20:57
you're wrong about the money laundering, angle at this.
01:21:02
You don't have to make a ton of money to launder a ton of money.
01:21:06
I don't even know what point you're refuting that I'm wrong.
01:21:08
First of all, I said it.
01:21:09
You have to have a cash business.
01:21:11
It's okay.
01:21:11
I'll comment on the store itself.
01:21:15
I'll just leave a comment in the shorts and then we'll cover it next week.
01:21:19
We should comment on the comments in real time.
01:21:22
Okay, I, I commented on my comment.
01:21:25
Did you ever read that?
01:21:26
Think you do.
01:21:26
I mean, I know I kind of like coming here before, but I think so.
01:21:29
I think it deleted somehow, I don't know.
01:21:31
So you're going to read on the show this week?
01:21:34
Yeah, I want to read on the fact you don't.
01:21:36
Yeah. You don't come on the show that prey.
01:21:40
You don't eat people that mean to prey.
01:21:42
You meet evil people that prey. Draw.
01:21:45
I actually took exception to this.
01:21:47
Yeah, yeah you do, but
01:21:49
no, you know, actual efficacy of prayer.
01:21:52
The evil, evil people are the ones that need to pray the most.
01:21:55
It is. Yeah.
01:21:58
So I'm going to make sure I'm seeing the right comments, so.
01:22:01
Oh, sweet. I'm going to go up instead of down.
01:22:04
Okay. Sway for everything.
01:22:05
I actually got his popcorn ready for this clip I appreciate that.
01:22:08
Let's see.
01:22:10
That's a good comment.
01:22:11
Striker wants to know where they can find the study
01:22:14
that you know all the references are on Flash Transcom.
01:22:17
Someday they'll be there. Did you quote did you or wait?
01:22:20
Here's another reference.
01:22:21
You can just Google this
01:22:24
Google Prayer
01:22:25
study and then you you might find some of the studies
01:22:28
first study references study
01:22:31
the a study.
01:22:33
Did you reference a study in this clip.
01:22:35
All right.
01:22:35
You don't meet evil people that pray.
01:22:40
But, since he said that, I'm going to comment on this.
01:22:42
Braden called, said prayer works because intention is real power.
01:22:47
Real power.
01:22:48
If you switch to focusing your intentions instead of prayer,
01:22:51
you will notice a bigger change.
01:22:54
Wait.
01:22:55
It's not like he refuted his own statement.
01:22:56
Prayer works because intention is real. Power.
01:22:59
Yeah,
01:23:01
but then he says, if you switch
01:23:02
to focusing your intentions instead of prayer. Yes.
01:23:06
Yeah.
01:23:06
If you focus all of your efforts in the open
01:23:10
instead of asking someone else for help, wait, you'll have more results.
01:23:15
That's that's what I said earlier about open if.
01:23:19
Yeah, plan for everything.
01:23:21
Prepare to be prepared.
01:23:23
Thoughts and prayers just arrived.
01:23:25
Thanks so much.
01:23:27
Yeah, I, I believe in that too.
01:23:29
You can't.
01:23:31
I know the joke about sitting on the roof when the flood
01:23:33
comes and praying, and he's like, helicopter and all that shit.
01:23:36
Yeah, but I think hard work looks a lot like
01:23:39
intention.
01:23:40
Good Lord helps those who help themselves.
01:23:44
But when does he say the actual efficacy of prayer?
01:23:48
The good Lord has been measured and it is at par
01:23:53
that with that statement that it does
01:23:57
how the how the any what they study prayer
01:24:01
how would they study prayer right then now they've done it,
01:24:05
they have done it.
01:24:07
So I said, how do they do?
01:24:08
It is you just repeated, they've done it.
01:24:10
How do I drive a car? You drive.
01:24:12
So what?
01:24:12
Here, let's change it. How do you drive a car?
01:24:14
You drive a car? Thanks.
01:24:18
So, do you think.
01:24:20
Is that good?
01:24:20
What do they do? They pray. They prayed for gold to appear.
01:24:23
And when gold didn't appear, they said there's no prayer for efficacy.
01:24:26
I would I wouldn't give that.
01:24:28
It's a collective, conscious thought.
01:24:30
There is some credence to
01:24:34
that.
01:24:35
You would think there
01:24:37
that just positive thoughts would, you know, ripple out
01:24:41
like you do what you want to do when manifest.
01:24:45
I think Kaku said this in a documentary.
01:24:48
I forget which one.
01:24:48
But, when you're driving in a car and you essentially feel like the person
01:24:52
next to you is looking at you and you happen to glance over it. Yeah.
01:24:55
So you're looking at you.
01:24:56
You actually do vibes.
01:24:59
Yep. There is that so peripheral vision, hearing even pressure.
01:25:04
Sure.
01:25:05
There's a there's a bullshit, I say bullshit.
01:25:08
You don't think that you can send
01:25:09
somebody else's just electrical energy or their word or just like a.
01:25:16
Routine.
01:25:17
That guy just says bullshit.
01:25:19
Thank you.
01:25:22
I'm so confused because I've got the.
01:25:23
I've got the guy who's anti-God telling me that there's a chance.
01:25:26
And then I got the guy who says, yeah, you never know, telling me no.
01:25:30
Hold on. So you label. I understood what you said.
01:25:32
You label Gary as the God, not God guy.
01:25:34
When you got to me, you said the, you know guy.
01:25:36
What the fuck does that mean?
01:25:38
No, I said the the pessimist doesn't believe.
01:25:41
I'm just saying I'm being consistent.
01:25:43
I'm being very consistent. You can't.
01:25:45
I take a side.
01:25:47
I take a hard stance and even if it doesn't have a hard stance, I follow you.
01:25:50
And I agree with you about the energy.
01:25:52
And we all, you know, energy doesn't dissipate and we all form back.
01:25:55
You know, I'm just saying I just I but when you say that one energy particle
01:25:59
is aware of the energy particle in a like, oh, you lose me, all right.
01:26:03
Fucking there is
01:26:05
you talking about.
01:26:06
I just saw the Matrix in a red laser.
01:26:09
Fuck you asshole. Yeah.
01:26:11
And now that you you talk about free will and will and an influence,
01:26:14
now that you just put that in my mind the next time.
01:26:16
I mean, the first time I do ayahuasca.
01:26:19
Yeah, I'm.
01:26:20
I'm going to look at a red laser and see exactly what you suggested in my head.
01:26:23
So people see aliens the same way people dream and wake up. Go.
01:26:26
I got an alien code, my ass.
01:26:28
Just like what happened in South Park.
01:26:30
And every movie I've seen for the rest of my or the entirety of my life, right?
01:26:34
I already made a South Park reference, Mr.
01:26:36
Garrison.
01:26:38
No such thing as a projector.
01:26:40
Don't be stupid, people.
01:26:42
Hold on now.
01:26:44
You said that a couple times in this.
01:26:45
Now a is a guy.
01:26:48
Look it up.
01:26:49
Works with a lot of stupid people.
01:26:51
The reason that the expression exists.
01:26:53
There are no stupid questions.
01:26:55
There are no stupid people only.
01:26:57
Wait. What am I trying to say?
01:26:59
You know, you said the expression is only Brady.
01:27:02
That's just to let them off the hook.
01:27:04
Say somebody stupid while
01:27:07
no there isn't.
01:27:08
Because then that's like that'll discourage them
01:27:10
for asking the question that they may need to ask.
01:27:12
So that is a necessary lie.
01:27:14
That is a necessary untruth to say that there are no stupid questions.
01:27:18
Otherwise people will go, I'm going to rate not my questions, too stupid.
01:27:22
But your question was how do we save ourselves?
01:27:26
Here's a question does anybody see the boulder coming?
01:27:29
Ready? No, I do not know.
01:27:31
Sorry. That's a that's a stupid question.
01:27:33
I better not ask it.
01:27:35
Oh, yeah, that was a stupid question.
01:27:38
I get asked stupid questions a lot.
01:27:41
Roll the clip, Brady.
01:27:44
Well, we're in the middle of a clip.
01:27:46
Comment in nature.
01:27:48
You would think you would go up for the placebo effect.
01:27:50
At the very least.
01:27:52
And it and I'm sure it does.
01:27:53
Do you see that's the other thing is if if I think the people are praying for me,
01:27:57
if I think anybody's rooting, rooting for me, that gives me confidence.
01:28:01
And it could actually give me a better outcome.
01:28:03
So the effect is real. The intangible effects are real.
01:28:06
They become real.
01:28:07
The manifest of the the imagination becomes real.
01:28:12
Pause for 17 seconds, right?
01:28:15
I always say it doesn't matter if you're super, super, super stupid stitches.
01:28:19
Super. Oh, this is bullshit.
01:28:20
But what if what if your airline pilot is superstitious and decides
01:28:23
to make a very abrupt bad choice because of his superstitious, stupid,
01:28:27
stupid station and kills you all,
01:28:29
then superstition exists in your world because it just killed you.
01:28:34
Does anybody know what a canned food drive is?
01:28:37
Yeah, it's too quiet.
01:28:39
It's the video.
01:28:40
It's the best one I could find.
01:28:41
It's ripped because a fucking Viacom.
01:28:45
Okay, remember, there are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
01:28:48
I can't fool drivers.
01:28:50
And again, I agree with that statement.
01:28:53
But if you believe,
01:28:54
if the first time you see somebody say, all right, all the stupid people
01:28:58
raise your hands in the air like you just don't care, then,
01:29:03
you know, chances are you may alienate yourself to all those
01:29:05
people, even the ones that aren't stupid because they'll think you're stupid.
01:29:09
Well, there's a there's a stupid expression about,
01:29:11
oh, I wish I could remember.
01:29:12
It's stupid.
01:29:13
People want to prove themselves smart to smart people,
01:29:17
and smart people are just doing what the fuck needs to be done.
01:29:20
Something like that, I paraphrased, I don't know.
01:29:22
Well, if you could do for people to have the the sense, you know,
01:29:29
ten people, five of the smartest, five, five or the dumbest five,
01:29:33
I would like to ask the five Dallas people to please step forward.
01:29:36
How many people step forward?
01:29:40
I would I would honestly say I'm the stupidest person below average,
01:29:43
the smartest, stupidest person below average.
01:29:45
Yeah.
01:29:46
That way you can just be the king of the smart, the stupid people.
01:29:49
I unless you want to under-promise
01:29:52
let people think you're stupid, let them underestimate you and then win.
01:29:57
I want the advantage.
01:29:59
Go back up.
01:30:01
I'm trying to go like a first comments, and then we'll go to the 4931.
01:30:05
Okay. Sorry. Never mind.
01:30:06
I just saw, I kind of looked familiar.
01:30:10
Yeah. Oh, yeah. This this should have it, right.
01:30:11
We should have all our comments now.
01:30:12
I found the comments.
01:30:14
Thank you. It took, 96 shows. Yeah,
01:30:18
but in my
01:30:18
defense, you have to click the studio and then community in YouTube.
01:30:21
That's easy.
01:30:22
But in TikTok, you have to click on upload.
01:30:26
And then that'll upload.
01:30:27
Opens a TikTok studio. That's what I couldn't figure out. Upload.
01:30:30
Oh, and then you there's a comment, that is very, very interesting.
01:30:35
Oh, it's really these are ones I haven't responded to.
01:30:37
That's why I have a producer. Wow.
01:30:40
Great.
01:30:40
So it's hard to get to the clips on this one.
01:30:44
Oh, these are all for the same clip.
01:30:45
Holy shit.
01:30:46
What happened?
01:30:47
Yeah, we're we're blowing up.
01:30:50
I hope I said something.
01:30:52
Usually I do it well into my cups and I start saying dumb things.
01:30:57
And the rise and fall of equal thinking happens before and after the cups.
01:31:01
But oh, we kill it. Or was it inevitable?
01:31:05
Who said that?
01:31:09
We did not kill the original,
01:31:11
you see W yeah, because Paul Heyman wasn't paying a lot of his.
01:31:14
He was very on a shoot on a shoestring budget.
01:31:17
Don't be stepping in the comments.
01:31:18
It's like somebody says a George Carlin comment.
01:31:20
And then asking me like, is I'm the person I should think.
01:31:24
Our resident expert,
01:31:26
Chris McCurdy 7128, says it's almost exactly what George is saying.
01:31:30
WWE did not kill the original ICW Paul Heyman, Heyman, Heyman
01:31:34
no, it's not Heyman,
01:31:36
while a master on the mic was bad with money and ran out of money,
01:31:40
he admits master on the mic during the last days,
01:31:43
he was avoiding guys because he was unable to pay them.
01:31:47
Oh beard Lance the Dragon Master eight
01:31:49
516 says Vince was helping Paul from early on.
01:31:53
Anyways.
01:31:55
Chris McCarthy replies no he wasn't.
01:31:57
Where's your proof?
01:31:57
Oh, we have a comment.
01:31:59
Where's your comment on comment frame?
01:32:02
Lance Dragonfly's Paul Heyman was talked about
01:32:05
Tommy Dreamer with Paul Heyman has talked about it.
01:32:09
Tommy Dreamer has talked about it.
01:32:11
Are you new to the wrestling podcast world?
01:32:14
God, I hope so because if you're not, I live with you and I hope you are.
01:32:18
Because if you caught up in that shit, I.
01:32:20
I'll forgive you.
01:32:21
If you work nights for midnight, watch religiously together
01:32:25
with your friends and having a few beers at midnight and watching Monday Night Raw.
01:32:28
I'll forgive you if you're under the age of 14 and you watch wrestling,
01:32:32
but if you watch wrestling podcasts and follow up on this shit,
01:32:38
you might be gay.
01:32:40
You might be a bit
01:32:42
the nice 12 inch one that would have fit perfect.
01:32:47
Or maybe gay.
01:32:48
Are you high or just incredibly strong?
01:32:50
I've had blood leaking out of my.
01:32:52
It's also very high.
01:32:54
You could be so high. You don't know what I'm doing.
01:32:55
Sometimes I'll go on a bender high and I'll be like,
01:32:57
how the fuck do I live like this when I'm straight?
01:33:01
Maybe you guys just never, never go straight for a day.
01:33:03
This. All right, so loser. Fucking coward.
01:33:06
Chris McCarty says, where's your proof
01:33:08
that they said that and that Paul turned them down.
01:33:10
What's funny is they said that they've all a lot of the fucking,
01:33:15
former SJW employees have said that.
01:33:18
Oh hold on.
01:33:18
This is a third off chiming chiming in there.
01:33:21
Yeah.
01:33:21
He's actually saying Chris McCurdy and Lance the Dragon Master are talking
01:33:24
about calling two motherfuckers out come from the same difficult to do.
01:33:29
So everything they're talking about
01:33:30
comes from the same WWE produced propaganda DVD.
01:33:35
Yet that's
01:33:35
proof for one thing, but not the other.
01:33:38
That doesn't make any sense to me, is what he's saying.
01:33:40
Yeah, it's probably gonna be our lowest rated segment.
01:33:43
Jordan Pritchard 607.
01:33:45
Not even using the DVD.
01:33:46
Dude, he's not using the DVD. He's saying it right there. He is.
01:33:49
Actually, he's actually using an interview from bully Ray
01:33:54
where he said it.
01:33:56
Look it up to, why would I use something that is known to have a changed history?
01:34:01
Why would he use a DVD? The DVD is changed, you dumbass.
01:34:03
You're a fucking dumbass for thinking to use the words
01:34:05
whistleblower and respond like it's two interviews.
01:34:08
Something like that.
01:34:09
Chris.
01:34:09
Chris McCarty 7128 goes on and says he first tells the story on the DVD
01:34:13
The Rise and Fall of the ICW.
01:34:15
That's where both stories came out this time,
01:34:18
because I'm sure he's told you the story loads.
01:34:21
On other podcast.
01:34:23
He's told the story loads, which means a lot for you older people.
01:34:26
Yeah, I'm just giving you the proof.
01:34:29
Chris McCarty
01:34:30
7128 responds to Jordan Prichard 607.
01:34:34
So you based off the deep, you based it off the DVD
01:34:37
and not what they have to actually say.
01:34:40
Why they have no connection to the company?
01:34:43
Oh my God, there's a lot more replies.
01:34:46
Yeah.
01:34:46
Jordan Prichard replies to Chris, Chris, Chris McCart there.
01:34:50
Chris McCarty
01:34:52
oh, but they repeat the same stories on their own podcast and interviews.
01:34:56
Except when they're not part of the company.
01:34:58
So are they lying about something and not some things and not the others?
01:35:02
Yes, some people do lie about some things and not the others.
01:35:05
That's not something you're just.
01:35:07
This is an epiphany.
01:35:08
People pick and choose what they lie about.
01:35:10
They don't lie about everything or lie about nothing.
01:35:12
Yeah, so go hundred percent good people.
01:35:15
There's no 100% evil people.
01:35:17
Chris McCarty reminds us that Vince was a part owner in the 90s. You
01:35:22
Lance Dragon.
01:35:23
It was funding them.
01:35:26
Well, he left it out. He left after it.
01:35:27
So that may have been sarcastic, but since I know nothing,
01:35:30
maybe you should read these comments because I know nothing about the nuance.
01:35:33
According weight.
01:35:35
Lance, the Dragon Master says according to who?
01:35:37
And quote your sources.
01:35:39
Because you know, comments on YouTube for somebody else's
01:35:43
short clip is where you want to quote your sources.
01:35:47
Yeah, that's where you have to. Yeah.
01:35:49
Okay.
01:35:50
So the more than two days now we're commentary.
01:35:55
Lance, the Dragon Master says real quiet now, Hahaha.
01:35:58
He burned you.
01:36:01
Lance the Dragon Master says.
01:36:03
Nope nope nope.
01:36:05
Chris McCarty comes back, asked you a question.
01:36:07
You never responded with the super, super laughing scrunchy face.
01:36:11
Oh, Rupert, why is it off? The thing I'm not. I'm.
01:36:14
Oh, is that why you said you can't see?
01:36:15
I'm not sure. On the right fucking ones. Those was you. Well, you son of a bitch.
01:36:18
Okay, that was the wrong read.
01:36:20
No, we're getting them.
01:36:21
I wanted to go to the page.
01:36:24
Then I keep doing this because I'm like, where is it, though?
01:36:26
Even though I realize it wasn't on the screen, but I keep doing it.
01:36:30
Yeah, they're they're jamming. Sabu. Yeah.
01:36:32
So Chris McCarty 7128
01:36:35
totally won that that argument to the point
01:36:37
where he told the other people stopped even responding.
01:36:42
Oh, he and he responded multiple times after.
01:36:44
Yeah, he gave them two, three, four days, no response.
01:36:47
And then he descended. Real quiet now.
01:36:48
Hope, Nope.
01:36:51
How many? Ask your question for two.
01:36:53
Yeah, he just said two. But the dragon.
01:36:55
Okay. One day. Wait.
01:36:56
Okay, so Lance, the Dragon Master started the real quiet.
01:36:59
Now he just said, Nope.
01:37:02
Ask you a question. You never responded.
01:37:03
So he's not responding until he his other.
01:37:05
He fucked up the art.
01:37:06
No, go back down because he fucked. How do you feel about that, Gary?
01:37:09
He's giving him the silent treatment in comments.
01:37:11
Wow. Well, do we review every time they go look back and comment?
01:37:17
Well, that termination and nothing or what I've noticed on YouTube,
01:37:23
if you if you click on the notification and you go right to the respond,
01:37:28
it only shows an ad and it doesn't put the person's
01:37:31
name afterwards, so it doesn't tag them in it.
01:37:34
You have to like go back into the comment section, then
01:37:37
go back to their comment and then click reply.
01:37:40
I've noticed this because it's pissed me off
01:37:41
because I'm not seeing that notification it's been doing that I don't know what.
01:37:44
I wasn't even doing it in the right order
01:37:46
because I forgot to click show newest first.
01:37:48
There's that's why the guy didn't respond.
01:37:53
Out of it.
01:37:53
We missed all those laughs somehow.
01:37:56
Yeah, I didn't see those.
01:37:57
Oh, guys.
01:37:57
Lance, The fucking loose Lance, the dragon master at five, six, two.
01:38:03
Why can't you remember that?
01:38:04
And Chris.
01:38:05
Chris as well.
01:38:06
Chris McCurdy 71827128.
01:38:10
Why was seven afraid of one two?
01:38:12
Because 7128.
01:38:14
Fuck.
01:38:15
Loser.
01:38:16
No. Coward. Loser.
01:38:19
Everything I still said made made sense. But.
01:38:21
So after the hung. Nope.
01:38:22
I asked you a question. You never responded.
01:38:25
Lance to Dragon Master 8562 said I replied dumb ass.
01:38:30
Oh, and Lance, the Dragon
01:38:32
Master needed to say it again in and he did.
01:38:36
But but I, I don't see the reply.
01:38:39
Chris, just take me one minute to Google. See?
01:38:42
He said the same thing.
01:38:43
I said just take one minute to google it. Nothing.
01:38:45
Oh God, I don't even I don't even know what they're arguing about.
01:38:48
What? So I don't care.
01:38:50
Can you summarize? I know you
01:38:54
know, you you respond.
01:38:56
No you do.
01:38:57
So they're responding the debate where you said
01:39:00
we didn't kill the original SJW and the other guy saying, fuck you.
01:39:04
It did.
01:39:04
Or they're even worse.
01:39:06
They're arguing about why it was killed.
01:39:09
Perhaps,
01:39:12
right?
01:39:13
It's worse than I thought. Forever.
01:39:15
I you know what?
01:39:17
There's no super nerd button for the wrestlers.
01:39:21
Oh, yes. No.
01:39:22
Is there 100%?
01:39:24
There's right.
01:39:27
Why are you gay?
01:39:29
The it's it is a weird phenomenon.
01:39:31
I don't know, I will say everyone knows it's fake.
01:39:34
Everyone knows the stories are written.
01:39:36
I mean, I guess
01:39:38
it's men aren't.
01:39:39
It's not appropriate for men to watch Days of Our Lives.
01:39:41
So they have wrestling.
01:39:42
It's a soap opera.
01:39:43
It is not a sport if people are willing to admit that.
01:39:46
And I think competition, you don't realize how much they're actually doing.
01:39:50
But hold on a second. Is that why is that a competition?
01:39:53
It's an athletic like show.
01:39:54
Is that why is that why you.
01:39:57
Oh, I don't like the athletic showcase of it.
01:39:59
No, I don't like why bring that up show guys.
01:40:01
Seems like your money to buy now.
01:40:03
It's like it's always been a carnival.
01:40:05
It's always been a circus act. It's literally what?
01:40:10
You're green.
01:40:11
Sure, sure, it's a spectacle.
01:40:12
But once you.
01:40:13
You can watch a spectacle, you watch a man on fire,
01:40:16
and then you want to stop watching.
01:40:17
But if you want to watch, you watch more than you watch a man on fire.
01:40:20
And totally you're you have a vested interest in that man.
01:40:22
You're emotionally connected to him.
01:40:24
You want to follow the story after that.
01:40:25
That's where the soap opera part comes in.
01:40:27
Yeah.
01:40:28
All I draw you in with fake bullshit story.
01:40:31
And I think that was a very E
01:40:33
and SJW stuff was all part of the storyline.
01:40:37
They used it when, you know, they would use it as a villain.
01:40:39
Yes or no, yes or no.
01:40:42
That's a pretty I appreciate that answer.
01:40:44
Yes and no.
01:40:45
No. Well, you know, when you when they played at the, State Fairgrounds
01:40:49
before Magic Johnson's State Fair wrestling,
01:40:56
I did that to the, Mattress Firm
01:41:00
Ponzi scheme for real estate investment.
01:41:02
What if you wrestle on mattresses?
01:41:04
That's how Sid Vicious was, was in peace.
01:41:10
It is off season from his softball career.
01:41:15
Came out,
01:41:15
high fived everybody, and friggin, it was it.
01:41:19
Edge.
01:41:20
The guy who entered from, like, the rafters and climbed out
01:41:24
all the spectators.
01:41:26
He. That was a great entrance.
01:41:29
I see when I switch.
01:41:31
When I switch threads, it loses my screen.
01:41:33
And I didn't notice that.
01:41:34
But I will now see, I'm not stupid because I learn from my mistakes.
01:41:39
Yeah, and the mistakes that I'm aware of that
01:41:42
say we don't need to go down that road edge.
01:41:45
I don't ag I like to just come.
01:41:47
I like to come and come. Yeah.
01:41:48
He got really he got hurt.
01:41:49
He broke his neck or some shit.
01:41:51
Had some surgery, had to retire and then hold on a second.
01:41:54
So when you say edge you're talking about a character on wrestling.
01:41:56
Yeah.
01:41:57
That. Yeah.
01:41:58
No one cares. Adam Adam Copeland is his name.
01:42:01
How does he respond when we talk, clash or any other sport?
01:42:04
He'll be reacting.
01:42:05
He did some minor acting shit on, that Viking show.
01:42:09
Oh, I think some other minor role. Oh, God.
01:42:12
As opposed to the major acting he does on wrestling. You're saying?
01:42:16
Yeah.
01:42:16
I just remember being a kid.
01:42:17
They're like people who talk about wrestling, and I don't.
01:42:20
They would say, do you mean wrestling or wrestling?
01:42:22
Wrestling?
01:42:23
Sting would also enter from the crowd.
01:42:26
At least me, at least the gay football players
01:42:28
are making up this whole elaborate ruleset.
01:42:30
Instead of just saying, hey, Vince, can you write me in?
01:42:33
I want to hug Hulk.
01:42:35
Well, that's it's a story it's supposed to get you, but they don't have.
01:42:38
Oh, I know it's a story.
01:42:40
Ryan says draw.
01:42:41
Why do you like wrestling? Why do you like country music?
01:42:43
I don't I've never liked country music.
01:42:46
But those are the two meanest.
01:42:47
Those are the two meanest consecutive insults I've ever heard.
01:42:50
And 96 shows like that.
01:42:51
I like wrestling and country music. Fan.
01:42:54
What about. What do you see?
01:42:55
No sense of humor.
01:42:56
I'm a I'm I'm a fan of anything that's like done decently well.
01:43:00
I don't know,
01:43:02
even if it sucks, I like shitting on it.
01:43:05
So I'll show up and watch you suck and have fun shitting on you.
01:43:08
So like, that's fun too.
01:43:09
Even if I don't say anything to anyone
01:43:11
and I just have a conversation in my head about how funny that this that's like,
01:43:15
when I go by my.
01:43:17
I said to myself,
01:43:20
you know how many times I've said at the bar by myself and just watch weird
01:43:23
people be weird, or weird couples get into fights or like,
01:43:25
people be assholes to bartenders or bartenders.
01:43:28
Be shitty the patron like. It's a hilarious.
01:43:29
I don't say anything about absorb it.
01:43:31
It's how many times it's hilarious.
01:43:34
Oh, he's not old enough to know, oh, what?
01:43:38
So many parts of yourself.
01:43:41
Fuck you.
01:43:41
Free will debunked in 60s.
01:43:45
Yeah, I'm going to remember to switch the fucking.
01:43:46
I do it in like 14 seconds.
01:43:49
By the way, I random dance.
01:43:52
It can't be free. Will.
01:43:54
If it's determined.
01:43:56
It can't be free will.
01:43:58
But if it's a mechanical mechanism of choice included in your sensory
01:44:02
perception and your you can control the outcome than it is anyways.
01:44:06
Okay.
01:44:07
Shadows 919 says if you're talking about God,
01:44:11
did he lose you?
01:44:13
Yeah.
01:44:14
He said, if you're talking about God, you have free will to do whatever.
01:44:18
I'm pretty sure
01:44:18
the way he looks at it is how Doctor Strange can see millions of outcomes.
01:44:23
It's a television show.
01:44:24
I'm pretty sure God does not
01:44:27
look at anything.
01:44:29
I'm Doctor Strange.
01:44:32
Well.
01:44:35
I think that
01:44:36
Doctor Strange could make it go on forever.
01:44:39
I think he got it created.
01:44:40
Doctor strange. So.
01:44:42
Oh, no.
01:44:43
Doctor strange created God.
01:44:45
Yes, I know I agree with you.
01:44:47
A Doctor Strange is a part of God.
01:44:49
Therefore we wait.
01:44:51
Hold on.
01:44:53
God gets to do all his stupid powers.
01:44:55
But Doctor Strange gets to use all of his.
01:44:57
We're assuming that doesn't have God doesn't have superpowers.
01:45:01
Yeah.
01:45:01
Oh, you're you're you're religion, right?
01:45:05
Yeah, but God is literally the concept
01:45:09
of everything that beyond things that you can understand.
01:45:12
Give me Doctor Strange
01:45:15
and know and I'm taking the over.
01:45:19
Shut the fuck up, Gary.
01:45:21
The over the under the as above.
01:45:23
Here in the soul of the soul below.
01:45:27
Yeah,
01:45:29
fine.
01:45:30
Because you're Gary, right?
01:45:33
Oh, stupid.
01:45:34
You don't meet evil people that are.
01:45:38
So this is our YouTube version of You Don't Eat me.
01:45:40
Evil people that live over
01:45:44
evil, evil, evil, evil slip.
01:45:47
All right? Rebels
01:45:49
right now so you don't wobble, but they don't fall down.
01:45:52
Just combine random words people say, yeah, when it be sweet, a sweet language.
01:45:56
You just combine all the words into one.
01:46:00
That's what I do. Yep.
01:46:02
Why? We're so.
01:46:03
In short, do you?
01:46:06
I don't think testing the efficacy of prayer can prove or disprove anything.
01:46:12
Thank you very much.
01:46:12
I agree with that. Yeah, because you're wrong.
01:46:15
You're both wrong. Then yes, you need a controlled environment.
01:46:18
You have to you have to have some type of a what's the controlled environment?
01:46:23
Nothing.
01:46:23
That nothing happens if you don't pray.
01:46:27
Right, right.
01:46:27
That's like not like at all.
01:46:29
How do you prove your takes? Of course.
01:46:31
How do you prove the positive of almost anything?
01:46:33
How can you prove that? Guns. Wait.
01:46:36
We should get off a YouTube.
01:46:38
Yeah, we finish this kind of talk about guns are guns
01:46:42
can stop, can defuze or prevent think crime.
01:46:45
Right. But you'd never be able to know that.
01:46:47
Yeah, that's that's not reliable because it's not a controllable environment.
01:46:51
How how you know, aspirin.
01:46:54
How can you compare how you feel now as, as opposed
01:46:57
to how you would have felt right now if you hadn't taken me aspirin?
01:47:01
Honestly, it's the placebo effect.
01:47:03
You give some, you give a group of people the same amount of group of people,
01:47:06
hopefully from the same demographic, a bunch of aspirin.
01:47:08
And you give the equal amount, not aspirin.
01:47:11
And you compare the results.
01:47:13
In this case you can do
01:47:15
and praying about certain things and see what happens.
01:47:21
And then you have your test there.
01:47:23
That's your test group.
01:47:24
So your control would be nonbelievers not praying with similar circumstances.
01:47:30
And see what happens and compare.
01:47:37
How would you how would you quantify that result.
01:47:40
You'd have to follow somebody around and compare it to their life.
01:47:43
If they didn't believe in praying everything you just said,
01:47:45
it's still, it's still agrees with what I said.
01:47:48
Whether you, whether it's believing in praying
01:47:50
or trying to find a literal function of praying,
01:47:53
how would you how do you you can't test that.
01:47:55
There's no way you could test the results.
01:47:57
It's happened. They've done it.
01:47:59
Look it up.
01:48:00
Just because people do stupid shit doesn't mean
01:48:04
what they prove is there.
01:48:06
They prove they're just the test results.
01:48:08
They exist.
01:48:09
It's been published.
01:48:12
I don't need to argue with you about this.
01:48:14
I'm. Might gave 61586.
01:48:18
I don't think
01:48:18
testing the accuracy efficacy of prayer can prove or disprove anything.
01:48:22
Prayer is an attempt to communicate with a God or other spiritual being.
01:48:27
No religion makes the claim that the universe can be controlled
01:48:29
by telling it what to do.
01:48:31
Communication with another intelligent entity would imply that it has the ability
01:48:35
to judge a prayer and willful and fulfill or forget it.
01:48:40
So what is testing the results of prayer
01:48:43
useful for grammar?
01:48:47
Yeah.
01:48:47
Or is a yeah preposition?
01:48:50
I like that, or if he would have said so,
01:48:52
what is the what is the testing of the results of prayer useful
01:48:56
people would be like they'd be hanging on the edge of their seat
01:48:58
waiting for the end of that sentence.
01:49:01
Yeah, it was bad.
01:49:03
It was clunky.
01:49:04
Well, I like this.
01:49:05
I like his comment for part of his comment.
01:49:08
I love his comment. It makes sense.
01:49:09
But see, I can overlook the grammar for the content of the statement
01:49:13
so I can overlook
01:49:15
the content for the poor grammar,
01:49:18
I might be missing out on some content that might help you
01:49:20
help shape and better your life.
01:49:24
I would,
01:49:26
I wish you were willing to take that risk.
01:49:29
Yeah, yeah, I am
01:49:32
George, your question or comment just.
01:49:34
I didn't know efficacy was a word.
01:49:36
I thought it was efficacy.
01:49:37
Like it like, well, if you're talking about
01:49:40
if you're talking about the effectiveness of something, it's efficacy.
01:49:42
And if you're talking about the ethnic value of something,
01:49:44
it's the right no, not necessarily value or the, or ethnicity.
01:49:48
Yeah. Right. Right.
01:49:50
That's I can see like how, like the ethics of it.
01:49:52
Like how I don't like the word efficacy.
01:49:54
It's one of those college words to make people sound smart.
01:49:57
I've never heard them.
01:49:57
It's it's it would make more sense if you said the effectiveness of.
01:50:02
But then you'd be adding in a, in a in a in a preposition in some.
01:50:08
So I would just
01:50:09
say I don't think that like prayer as effective as, like what I would say.
01:50:12
Oh, talk like regular people.
01:50:14
But, I don't know, maybe, low IQ, I guess you could say, I don't know,
01:50:19
this is the last kind of thing.
01:50:21
So what do we can do?
01:50:22
There's two more, but this is the last one we can do on YouTube.
01:50:24
Oh, I lost it. Yeah, I thought, do.
01:50:27
Where did it go?
01:50:29
We haven't delete deleted.
01:50:31
I thought we were going ramble.
01:50:36
I guess the only reason is because I have to pee.
01:50:38
And I don't want to miss the comments.
01:50:40
I have the p two.
01:50:42
That's a I when Peter George 6815
01:50:45
says there there's no amount of lies that will get you anywhere.
01:50:48
I don't see it.
01:50:50
I just leave it.
01:50:50
Bitch.
01:50:52
It's just so I didn't hear it either. Then
01:50:56
I my show is so much better than you
01:50:58
trying to make the argument that
01:51:01
there is no amount of lies
01:51:04
that will get you anywhere.
01:51:07
Really.
01:51:07
There's no amount of lies that will get you anywhere.
01:51:10
Yep. You ever hear of Joe Biden?
01:51:12
I know, never heard of him.
01:51:16
I know, I still don't know.
01:51:18
I hate that person I would think hates to be
01:51:21
potentially hate to be political, but they hate point two.
01:51:25
Those just happen to be top of mind.
01:51:29
I think, what he was saying that is that there's
01:51:31
no amount of lies that will convince Gary of something.
01:51:36
Right? There are.
01:51:38
Yeah, I can I'm.
01:51:39
I'm stupid monkey person like everyone else.
01:51:42
I was thinking pompous, arrogant ego, but stupid monkey. The,
01:51:46
the, Yeah, I don't know, dear.
01:51:51
Holy shit.
01:51:53
Dan coats you to get fired.
01:51:55
I mean.
01:51:59
You don't mean
01:52:00
evil people that pray this next comment, you can't fucking hear it.
01:52:03
Which is perfect timing, because I'm just going
01:52:05
to switch over to Rumble then, because my fucking.
01:52:06
Oh, I God, I got to piss.
01:52:09
So this next, this next comment
01:52:11
is going to be on Rumble and it talks about the 911 attackers.
01:52:14
Also you saw the face wipe I posted, right?
01:52:16
So there is a face wipe to right.
01:52:18
Thanks for that.
01:52:19
Yeah I did.
01:52:21
What did you have using the same I just lightened up the because I noticed
01:52:25
that you said you had an issue and I'm like, wow, I don't want to. Yeah.
01:52:27
It says it says this video cannot be uploaded.
01:52:29
Fuck off.
01:52:30
Every time I didn't have an issue, I thought the issue was
01:52:33
maybe it wasn't doing it well because it was kind of dark.
01:52:35
So I've learned that if it's slightly dark, it might do that
01:52:39
in and out effect where it does the it won't take any any.
01:52:44
I think it's pissed because I use so many accounts.
01:52:46
Interesting. Yeah. I haven't done it in the hot one.
01:52:48
So I had allegedly.
01:52:52
All right.
01:52:52
So the honorable.
01:52:55
Fat, drunk and stupid
01:52:57
is no way to go through life. So.
01:53:04
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01:53:05
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I think we were doing comments, Mr.
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Childr.
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Children.
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Mr.. Childcare.
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01:55:59
He says you think the 911 attackers didn't pray?
01:56:03
Idiot.
01:56:05
I wonder
01:56:08
they think they went to
01:56:10
a strip club the night before.
01:56:13
Those aren't devout anything
01:56:16
perverts. Maybe
01:56:18
they were devoted to one thing. No.
01:56:21
The mission.
01:56:23
Yeah.
01:56:25
I don't think they're evil people.
01:56:26
I think they, They were.
01:56:29
Let me guess.
01:56:29
There's no such thing as evil people, only evil questions.
01:56:33
Yeah, that's the problem.
01:56:34
Evil is is evil.
01:56:35
Does.
01:56:38
That's pretty profound.
01:56:39
Actually, I don't believe.
01:56:40
I think evil is behind.
01:56:42
It's just the way I quit.
01:56:44
Listen, the evil action is benign.
01:56:47
It's up to the wielder.
01:56:49
In other words, I.
01:56:52
Unless it's blasphemy.
01:56:54
Now, I better stop.
01:56:58
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
01:57:02
Okay.
01:57:03
Before we move on to the next segment, what did you guys think of my,
01:57:07
stupid ass story?
01:57:09
Was there like, take away from that?
01:57:12
Like the the the smart rabbit got punished for saying this.
01:57:17
The grass is green
01:57:20
and arguing with the stupid ass and his stupid
01:57:23
ass followers that the grass is blue.
01:57:26
I mean, it was the.
01:57:29
Right.
01:57:29
Boy, I'm going to go back to that.
01:57:31
Sorry to sorry to just throw a wrench in.
01:57:33
You said the 911 people were not evil people.
01:57:37
No, I'm saying they didn't pray.
01:57:41
You said they weren't evil.
01:57:42
No, you said they weren't evil. People.
01:57:45
Yeah.
01:57:45
They're not evil people. No.
01:57:47
No one's 100% good. No one's 100% evil.
01:57:50
People can't be evil or good.
01:57:53
They are.
01:57:53
They're all saying just because I think
01:57:56
I thought you were saying that they weren't evil because they were like,
01:57:59
reacting or responding to what they perceive as a god,
01:58:03
and therefore they were following. They thought they were for good God.
01:58:06
Their own principle wasn't evil, but because they were following this thing
01:58:10
that says to kill something else with their actions were evil.
01:58:13
But they're not. No one's 100% anything.
01:58:17
I'm not even consider the ability to.
01:58:20
The ability to be able to do that is doesn't indicate
01:58:24
that you're an evil person.
01:58:26
I think we all have the potential for evil, not ability,
01:58:30
but the ability to carry it out.
01:58:32
Sorry.
01:58:33
Sometimes evil happens on accident.
01:58:36
First of all, I don't think it was a terrorist attack.
01:58:39
Secondly, well, what do you think it was?
01:58:43
An insider just,
01:58:46
it's, you know, to me, it was not.
01:58:49
And it was still a big attack.
01:58:51
If it scared somebody, it can be classified as a speaker.
01:58:54
It was a domestic terror attack.
01:58:57
It really was.
01:58:59
Terror is an emotion, not a subset of the laws.
01:59:03
Right.
01:59:04
As far
01:59:06
as what it was, the law, the the the crime that it was though,
01:59:10
was just simple, plain old insurance scam insurance from the guy bought a building.
01:59:14
He found out, oh my God, I can make money.
01:59:16
I'm going to lose money having to fix it.
01:59:17
But no one plays.
01:59:20
Yeah, let me let me figure out a way
01:59:21
to convince an airline to give me a plane and a bunch of people.
01:59:25
I'm on a flight.
01:59:27
What do you think? God, look at this jackass.
01:59:29
Totally dismissing the actual, you know, wired explosives, right?
01:59:34
If you really look into that, which you should do was explosives
01:59:37
that were in the basement there was a whole plot to do.
01:59:39
There was wired explosives all around. You can.
01:59:42
It could have been air pockets. I'm not an expert. And
01:59:46
and so do you know the the.
01:59:49
Yeah.
01:59:50
To attempt to demo a building is so
01:59:51
is a fake plane is a fake to demo a building is expensive to demo.
01:59:55
Building is a fake insurance to pay for. It is cheap.
01:59:57
Yeah.
01:59:57
You're missing a pilot to get someone to fly a plane into a building.
02:00:02
That was it, a remote plane. It was remotely controlled.
02:00:04
So I've heard people say that there were no windows.
02:00:06
It was a. Yeah, because we have those, right?
02:00:08
Because we can I don't believe why they that's why they send remote specialists.
02:00:12
You're, you're you're so naive.
02:00:13
You're being stupid that you're your premise is that nobody
02:00:16
would ever be so evil to to to steal money and actually kill somebody.
02:00:20
That never happened.
02:00:21
What an absurd. What an absurd idea. Can you tell me the
02:00:25
money?
02:00:25
Somebody killed a whole bunch of people to kill somebody, versus to knock
02:00:31
a building down in the one of the most I may be.
02:00:35
May I suggest that in New York, if they tried to do it the right way
02:00:38
and York would have said no recognizable buildings in the country.
02:00:44
Yeah. The world
02:00:46
and his world trips airlines,
02:00:48
two airlines available to have,
02:00:53
I imagine
02:00:55
that right now you're feeling a bit like Alice
02:00:59
tumbling down the rabbit hole,
02:01:01
down the rabbit hole, down the rabbit.
02:01:06
But all.
02:01:10
That two airlines available that fit really 2000 years ago.
02:01:13
It's showing the Saddam Hussein clip there.
02:01:16
And let's just get into this building and kill thousands of people.
02:01:21
What you're saying is the narrative story that we were told,
02:01:24
we couldn't have remoted and bombed the buildings at night.
02:01:27
No, we needed to do it during the day when everyone was in there
02:01:30
saying people to fake the moon landing.
02:01:31
It was it was on a movie set in CGI. No,
02:01:33
let's let's that kill a bunch of people versus just, I'm gonna blow your mind.
02:01:37
It wasn't that the planes didn't exist.
02:01:38
The World Trade Center never even existed.
02:01:41
They didn't. This is all wrong.
02:01:43
Now, I actually that's weird for me to say because I have pictures of me
02:01:46
standing on the glass.
02:01:47
There's a spot you can stand and you can look straight down,
02:01:49
and you're actually standing on a chair.
02:01:52
You used to be able to.
02:01:54
Oh, okay. Yeah. You can.
02:01:56
I've been there. I was there like last year.
02:01:59
I take that back. Oh, you weren't standing on the glass.
02:02:00
That might be the one in Chicago.
02:02:02
Yeah, you're just making that up.
02:02:03
We've been filled out in Chicago.
02:02:05
Yeah. The building they got knocked down by planes in Chicago.
02:02:07
You know, it's a different timeline, but I'm sure it happened.
02:02:09
Everything right?
02:02:11
Everything happened. Of course.
02:02:14
So, Hold on.
02:02:17
Where is it?
02:02:18
Oh, you were going back to that good.
02:02:22
All right. Hi.
02:02:24
This message is for flash.
02:02:26
Yeah.
02:02:29
I got,
02:02:32
I got my balls, my butthole again.
02:02:36
So I know this.
02:02:37
Why this keeps happening?
02:02:38
They put the same application to put in nail glue
02:02:42
to the same thing that, like in Visine and eye drops and nose drops near drops.
02:02:46
Yeah. You should do that. Why wouldn't you?
02:02:48
There's so many shapes of plastic.
02:02:50
Why would you save money and just get the same generic dropper?
02:02:53
This apparently this gluing
02:02:54
your butthole balls to your butthole or gluing anything.
02:02:56
He was probably trying to put some type of a, you know.
02:02:59
Right.
02:02:59
You know, you know, on this, you know, this covers because I,
02:03:04
I, the, the two black guys are definitely staring at the lead guitarist.
02:03:08
The drummer is like,
02:03:08
kind of like, And then the bass player is just kind of in nowhere land.
02:03:12
But the fact I think we should dress like that, two black men
02:03:15
are like looking at the guitar, and the guitar
02:03:17
is kind of like, you're not commenting on Snoop Dogg's Hitler mustache.
02:03:21
That looks more like, mini Will Smith.
02:03:25
They all look the same to me.
02:03:26
Okay. Yeah. Wow.
02:03:28
That deserves this.
02:03:30
What did he say?
02:03:33
Interesting.
02:03:36
That's very offensive.
02:03:39
You're welcome.
02:03:41
Okay, that just keeps going on and on like that.
02:03:43
That's hilarious. He's black.
02:03:47
Well, as I said, not that there's anything wrong
02:03:50
by that message for flat.
02:03:53
Jeez.
02:03:55
Can't take a fucking hint.
02:03:57
Get a producer, man
02:04:00
is ready to do this show without me.
02:04:01
Yeah, that was the whole point.
02:04:03
Yeah. You just you and start another.
02:04:05
Just one voicemail.
02:04:06
Just one. It's coming from. Who is it?
02:04:08
Is it from the Ghost Brigade?
02:04:09
So I can only see phone numbers.
02:04:11
It looks like it's from the kid. I.
02:04:12
It doesn't say the kid because I don't have a list,
02:04:15
I don't I'm such a privacy advocate.
02:04:17
Because, you know, when you fill out your contact list,
02:04:19
you're giving that information to other people,
02:04:21
because then you'll install an app, it'll say,
02:04:23
maybe we have permission to your entire contact list.
02:04:24
So I want my 50s and I still don't have a contact list in my personal phone.
02:04:30
Welcome home. You're welcome.
02:04:31
I do that for you.
02:04:32
Weird. For me.
02:04:33
It makes my life everyone's phone number. You gotta see.
02:04:35
I'm doing it to help you. Yes, I remember phone numbers.
02:04:38
Can you know it was a contact paper?
02:04:40
Address book? No, I just dial it.
02:04:42
I just know them.
02:04:43
You used to talk before you had a fucking cell phone.
02:04:45
Well, I've made six, three rants. Three?
02:04:49
Yeah.
02:04:49
For example, what's that phone number?
02:04:51
Do you know that phone number without the words? Letters?
02:04:53
No, no, no, I look at it so I made six three and then it ends with a three.
02:04:58
So I'm only missing five letters, right.
02:05:01
Why is my phone the all.
02:05:04
Oh it says kid. Hold on. Okay.
02:05:06
It doesn't say who's kid.
02:05:08
Hey, guys, this is what we did.
02:05:11
So I saw the show was about stupid. It,
02:05:17
I think it's a pretty good topic.
02:05:19
He likes it.
02:05:20
Oh, the music in, I started getting people calling me
02:05:25
slow and, stupid, so
02:05:28
I know how how it feels.
02:05:31
It's not that you're bringing, so some awareness,
02:05:35
so some people would tease me because,
02:05:39
my mama and daddy is, is related.
02:05:41
You know, even though it's illegal,
02:05:45
when you're from a small town, there's not too many people around.
02:05:49
And so
02:05:51
on that comment, did you know that I think it's Iceland or Finland or somewhere.
02:05:55
There's so many people that are. It's such a small island.
02:05:58
Then when you start dating, there's an app to make sure you're not related.
02:06:02
I Norway, I
02:06:05
Finland. Yeah. What one of those.
02:06:08
So I think that, well, they're not smart enough to make apps in Montana.
02:06:12
I think that's where he's fucking who, you know.
02:06:16
Nothing wrong with that.
02:06:17
Oh, no, I'm in Montana.
02:06:20
Oh, I'm in Montana.
02:06:22
Well, I've learned, not not so the name Coleman.
02:06:27
Oh. Bother me. A lot of people
02:06:31
that have benefited of society and they don't get any creative.
02:06:35
I don't get me wrong, I'm far from stupid.
02:06:39
I was raised by some of the smartest people I know.
02:06:42
Oh, far from stupid.
02:06:43
Which direction?
02:06:44
God, they're so like, they pretty much have to get rid of me.
02:06:47
But that was what my mama was in, and, Damn, damn.
02:06:51
And until they got out of jail for those,
02:06:53
those statutory rape and incest charges against mama,
02:06:58
luckily, the jail time ran.
02:07:00
Well. Can't currently.
02:07:04
Well,
02:07:04
again, ain't nothing wrong with being stupid.
02:07:07
I mean, without stupid people,
02:07:10
we wouldn't have any more people, right?
02:07:13
Well, I gotta go.
02:07:15
Add the below.
02:07:16
I'm the good.
02:07:18
I was a kid.
02:07:20
I was good for the.
02:07:24
So there were only stupid people.
02:07:26
There wouldn't be any smart people, right?
02:07:28
Yeah.
02:07:28
Without, like.
02:07:29
Well, there would be, but you wouldn't be able to type.
02:07:31
I would tell
02:07:33
people
02:07:35
there'd be no designation.
02:07:36
There would just be people.
02:07:40
Right.
02:07:43
The fucking kids coming through again?
02:07:45
Yeah.
02:07:46
My man, I love the kid.
02:07:50
I'm a big fan, I love them, I miss them.
02:07:54
Oh, one of these guys come back in.
02:07:56
I want you to be part of the show again.
02:07:57
But, Yeah, I mean, I said, next week I'll upload the bumper on.
02:08:02
I'll ask it, though. It was
02:08:05
okay.
02:08:05
So what are these guys eating?
02:08:06
Yeah, I don't know.
02:08:07
You can't hear them.
02:08:08
They're eating some kind of thing and, well,
02:08:09
you still can't hear the audio or you can't hear the audio.
02:08:12
No, but I fixed.
02:08:14
No, it's just. No, it's not in your head.
02:08:17
There was an order size and you just give it to us.
02:08:19
Repeat what he said.
02:08:22
Know you bitch ass nigga.
02:08:23
You bitch ass nigga.
02:08:24
You bitch ass. You guys so
02:08:27
that person, it is the guy who's quoting you on it.
02:08:31
Then you say something about my momma.
02:08:32
I'ma slap you, you bitch ass nigga.
02:08:35
Really?
02:08:36
I'm going to let it back up.
02:08:37
I'm going to make it work.
02:08:39
All right?
02:08:41
Make it work, make it.
02:08:42
We could talk amongst yourselves.
02:08:44
Well, no, let's not do that. Let's just sit here and wait for you.
02:08:48
I hundred for.
02:08:50
Oh, now it shows I'm Sharon two.
02:08:52
I've never seen that. Sharon.
02:08:54
I got this little,
02:08:57
oh, you got me, you know.
02:08:58
What's that movie? Were you?
02:09:00
I have an inception going on.
02:09:01
I'm sharing a video of a video.
02:09:03
It's all right.
02:09:10
Dear.
02:09:11
Boner busting, dick fart, fuck face, ask Fletch.
02:09:14
I'm a 57 year old. Attractive. Who?
02:09:17
Presumptuous. Oh, yeah. I'm a single child.
02:09:21
This woman.
02:09:22
Why is it that men I meet are just plain dumb?
02:09:25
You're not skills.
02:09:27
They have the conversational skills
02:09:29
of a five year old and the same juvenile behavior.
02:09:32
They're either emotionally unavailable and just after sex.
02:09:35
Or the opposite.
02:09:35
The problem and the opposite end of the spectrum available emotionally.
02:09:39
But the sex is just okay.
02:09:42
I cannot be the first woman to ask the question, why are boys just dumb?
02:09:46
Signed? Smarter than I think.
02:09:49
Smarter than I think in Iowa.
02:09:51
Iowa?
02:09:53
I've met three women in my life
02:09:57
that that I smart me,
02:10:01
I met three women in my life.
02:10:05
I know I'm lucky.
02:10:06
I can tell you who they are.
02:10:09
You know, such a peaceful existence.
02:10:11
Debbie and Jennifer are their names.
02:10:14
And, the three women that I would say are smarter than Jerry.
02:10:18
If I've told you once.
02:10:19
I've told you a million times.
02:10:21
Don't exaggerate.
02:10:22
Yeah, I know, I know,
02:10:25
if there's any one universal truth, it's
02:10:27
that there are no universal truths.
02:10:31
That's a universal truth.
02:10:33
I know, I know the one.
02:10:35
Whatever you're doing, universal give 100% donating blood.
02:10:39
So, back fact that.
02:10:42
So, Yeah. Yeah.
02:10:45
Women are smarter than men.
02:10:48
Is what she's saying.
02:10:49
And what I'm saying is exactly the opposite of that,
02:10:54
where men are just less ruled by our emotions.
02:10:57
It's not a matter of smarter, stupid.
02:11:00
That makes a good team, though.
02:11:01
With a smart man in a in an emotionally stable, smart woman.
02:11:07
Right?
02:11:07
Right. No.
02:11:08
And I've met I've met dudes that are too.
02:11:10
They compliment ruled by their emotion as well.
02:11:13
So that's exclusive to either gender.
02:11:17
And I'm not sure what the difference between sex and gender would be,
02:11:22
but what kind of dudes have you met and for what reason
02:11:26
are you revealing something?
02:11:27
You're the worst, most stupid people on earth
02:11:29
are the people who talk on speakerphone while there are other people around.
02:11:33
Yeah, I hate these people.
02:11:35
Yeah, dude, it's funny you say that because just the other day,
02:11:39
I, I saw a guy talking on his phone at the store,
02:11:41
and I heard him say he's like, hey, Jen, I'm in the car and I'm on my way.
02:11:45
But we were actually in Kroger in the vegetable department, so I yelled,
02:11:48
no, he's not.
02:11:49
He's still at the store because nobody lives.
02:11:52
Nobody lies to Jennifer.
02:11:54
Yes. Not while I'm around with
02:11:57
Jennifer was one of the names of the girls that was smarter than me.
02:12:01
Yeah, that's.
02:12:03
I knew what her last name?
02:12:06
No, we didn't tell us her
02:12:09
to every time we see her.
02:12:11
And then you.
02:12:17
Try to.
02:12:21
Thanks, Brady, for a.
02:12:22
Why is you calling my mom a bitch?
02:12:24
I slap the shit out of you right now.
02:12:27
Oh, I do it.
02:12:30
Do it. Yeah.
02:12:30
Go outside then.
02:12:31
Come on.
02:12:32
Is that Colin Farrell?
02:12:33
Hold on a second.
02:12:34
Yes, that looks good.
02:12:36
I know it goes down. Go in the phone book.
02:12:38
Am I wrong or does that look just like the wrong?
02:12:42
Whoa.
02:12:44
Yeah.
02:12:44
Go outside then come outside.
02:12:45
Then come outside. Then come outside.
02:12:48
They'll know what he offered to come outside.
02:12:51
I mean, he asked him to come outside first.
02:12:53
That's a respectable.
02:12:55
You know. That's a reasonable request.
02:12:57
He has to sign that. Come on,
02:13:00
come on.
02:13:01
I'm a bitch. What are you. Do you want to. Come on?
02:13:03
He called his mama. Mama, mama mama! Bitch.
02:13:05
Why did you do that?
02:13:06
I think I added one too many.
02:13:08
Mama was a little bit.
02:13:09
You want to call my mama? Bitch?
02:13:11
I see he's your mama. Mama.
02:13:13
But you want my mama, mama, mama, mama, mama says
02:13:16
life is like a bow bow bow bow bow bow bow bow.
02:13:19
You want to come to mama?
02:13:22
I got here one more time. Oh.
02:13:24
Was like I'm a bitch.
02:13:26
You really think we should maybe both come?
02:13:29
I think we should make fun of this guy
02:13:33
while I'm on my.
02:13:35
No. Want to come on, mama, this bitch, I like that.
02:13:38
He's like, no, you are my mother.
02:13:41
My mama. Bitch. Now.
02:13:44
You want to come on, mama bitch?
02:13:46
He said no.
02:13:46
He said no.
02:13:48
You want to call my mama, bitch? No.
02:13:51
He just kept asking the question till I got the answer.
02:13:53
You want it? Yeah. You want to? Come on.
02:13:55
It's a fucking word I don't you ever. Hey.
02:13:58
Oh, and he threw his.
02:13:58
Don't ever. No.
02:13:59
He's fucking
02:14:02
like, what are you talking about?
02:14:04
I think he's crying.
02:14:05
I know you know, he's crying because I think he knows he's probably fired.
02:14:08
That's why he's crying.
02:14:10
Yeah, dude.
02:14:11
He's like, fuck, I'm fired. At that point.
02:14:13
If somebody is calling you out face to face that much.
02:14:15
No offense, but you care about your job at that point.
02:14:17
Maybe, I don't know. Maybe he knows because my man's filming.
02:14:20
He's like, fuck, I'm going viral.
02:14:21
This sucks. He's not like this.
02:14:24
The most powerful person to fuck is he talking about your exposed?
02:14:29
Oh, why is he calling me?
02:14:30
I can't believe he slapped me. Why is you mama?
02:14:32
Why is you mama calling me a bitch?
02:14:34
Mama mama mama mama!
02:14:36
Bitch! Oh, mama. What did he say?
02:14:39
Papa!
02:14:39
Mama mama mama mama mama mama mama!
02:14:43
All this is fun.
02:14:45
Yeah, this is fun,
02:14:48
dear.
02:14:48
At home, my dad is the breadwinner in our family.
02:14:51
A few years ago, he got fired for looking at inappropriate material at work.
02:14:57
I told you guys at one time, the place you're working.
02:15:01
The one dude.
02:15:02
So he left his phone in the bathroom.
02:15:04
On the toilet?
02:15:06
Yeah, and it was playing porn.
02:15:08
And somebody went in there to do shit.
02:15:10
Saw his phone on the toilet paper rack, and it was playing porn.
02:15:13
Could you hear it?
02:15:14
He was like, he goes like, no, no, no, I will do like
02:15:18
nice. Yes. You were.
02:15:21
No, no, no.
02:15:22
Yeah I mean yeah you were just I was just
02:15:25
I just wasn't like it wasn't like at a middle school.
02:15:29
Right. Was he at work?
02:15:30
It was at work is just weird.
02:15:32
So let me ask you this.
02:15:33
Where do you want your career?
02:15:35
Where do you want your coworkers to masturbate?
02:15:38
I just think of them as you.
02:15:39
I don't need your fucking thing. Yeah, yeah.
02:15:43
It's a cry for help.
02:15:44
Wanted playing.
02:15:45
Still playing still.
02:15:46
Oh, my Lord, what a mistake.
02:15:49
Yeah, the speaker is stupid.
02:15:53
Ten of the stupidest criminals of all time.
02:15:54
I didn't finish the draft.
02:15:57
Oh, wait, we don't have video, although we can.
02:15:59
Oh, yeah. Fudge!
02:16:00
You hold on. Didn't fudge you?
02:16:02
Go back to the actual one.
02:16:03
Let me finish this one.
02:16:04
Dear Frenchie,
02:16:07
don't leave your phone in the stall.
02:16:09
My coworker or I left like I left my phone.
02:16:13
Yeah, I know I have him, so I'm playing point.
02:16:15
I was out masturbating and everyone thinks, oh, I do.
02:16:18
What do I do?
02:16:19
The stall and let someone else masturbate to the same video like
02:16:24
to master screams of you?
02:16:26
Yeah, yeah, I'm trying to get people.
02:16:29
We're trying to get people from staying off their phones.
02:16:31
Porn.
02:16:32
So what we did is we installed a little tablet into every stall.
02:16:36
Yeah, for like, an hour in, like a waiting room with all penthouses.
02:16:42
Yeah.
02:16:42
Oh, you're all that now.
02:16:43
I'm looking forward to my dentist appointment. Yeah.
02:16:48
You know what?
02:16:50
They got my Seinfeld quote that I walk through.
02:16:52
I forget what airport I was at,
02:16:53
but they've got the milking stations, and it's like,
02:16:55
I kind of want to go in there and whack off, just like, yeah.
02:16:58
Oh, no, King station.
02:16:59
I'm like a weird thing to call the Jackoff station.
02:17:02
They should have them if they don't have them.
02:17:04
Am I allowed to go?
02:17:04
No, honey.
02:17:05
It's milk.
02:17:06
Got milk?
02:17:06
I'm not going to dirty anything weird.
02:17:09
She pops her head up for dinner. She's got.
02:17:11
She's got the little girl.
02:17:12
Oh, there's a sink in there.
02:17:13
I know if there's a sink in there, but I even bring hand sanitizer.
02:17:15
I just want to know if I can go in there
02:17:16
and, like, I want to know if I can milk myself. Does that count?
02:17:19
Does that a milking? Does that count?
02:17:22
We learned you cannot do that on a plane.
02:17:23
So I doubt you can do it in an airport.
02:17:25
But you could do it in the plane.
02:17:28
It's just could do it. But if you get caught though you risk fine.
02:17:30
And getting kicked off the plane and being a fan from there on in the seat.
02:17:34
Oh, oh,
02:17:36
so, you know, I make the distinction, but I doubt the airline does.
02:17:40
Like I said, I want you're not going to get people out.
02:17:42
That's the thing. People have to jerk off, whack them off.
02:17:45
Then you're like, oh my God, please do it in the shower.
02:17:47
The bathroom.
02:17:49
Unless you're like, think about it.
02:17:51
Let's see
02:17:51
next time you're over your friend's house, next time you're over a buddy's house
02:17:54
or a, you know.
02:17:56
Yeah. Well, I thought and see what happens.
02:17:58
You're sitting somewhere, dude.
02:17:59
I work on computers for a living.
02:18:01
You don't think I think about that all the time?
02:18:03
You know, where most people whack off.
02:18:05
I could right now.
02:18:06
Where do most people
02:18:07
whack off after penthouse, but before phones and then the computer?
02:18:11
Yeah.
02:18:11
So I'm like, no, these are like, why do you bring your own keyboard?
02:18:13
Why are you putting on gloves?
02:18:14
I'm clean. I'm like and I like straight up.
02:18:17
Where do you walk off?
02:18:18
They're like, oh,
02:18:19
just in general,
02:18:20
I get weirded out just when it comes to other people in their cleanliness
02:18:23
and then my phone and how much everywhere it goes with me. Like
02:18:26
it. It's just I don't want you to touch it.
02:18:29
And I always get weirded out when like that.
02:18:30
Like there's a barcode that somebody needs a scan
02:18:32
and they want to grab your phone and it's like,
02:18:34
don't like you don't need to tell me. I got to get digital.
02:18:36
Like I got to get digital sign offs.
02:18:38
A lot of times that sucks on my phone.
02:18:41
Yeah, people want it,
02:18:42
I hold it, I hold it real tight, and people always want to take it.
02:18:45
You know, just for the record, though, a toilet seat is cleaner than your phone
02:18:48
cleaner.
02:18:49
Yeah, every toilet seat is cleaner than every phone.
02:18:52
Like your toilet seat.
02:18:54
Because I'll look myself go like, okay.
02:18:56
Bowling ball. Oh, there. Yeah. I'll lick my. What are those, like your toilets?
02:18:59
One of those people is stupid.
02:19:00
Yeah, I just clean my toilet. I go lick it.
02:19:03
They can get bleach.
02:19:04
I would lick my fucking toilet before I lick your phone.
02:19:09
I'm late.
02:19:11
I'm waiting.
02:19:12
I want to see you lick your phone.
02:19:13
Okay.
02:19:15
No, we don't actually, we don't, we don't we don't.
02:19:20
Dude, with your phone, that's.
02:19:21
Is there any advice?
02:19:23
Speaking of phones and groceries, is there any advice to the person
02:19:26
who left their phone in the bathroom?
02:19:29
And potentially they were whacking off
02:19:31
or not backing off, but everyone thinks they're a whacker offer.
02:19:33
What do you do at work from then on out?
02:19:35
Finish.
02:19:37
Oh finish strong. Yeah. Just play it off.
02:19:39
Just play it off.
02:19:40
It sounds like you didn't finish. It sounds like you didn't finish.
02:19:42
It could have been the old guy. What he did for stealing flat.
02:19:45
Oh you did finish.
02:19:46
And he just cleaned up the mess
02:19:48
and then go back and get the phone. But if you forget to go back
02:19:50
and get the phone, I mean, I'm asking for friend.
02:19:54
He. I don't know if he, like, anticipated.
02:19:56
Still watching it when he went back to his workstation
02:19:58
or like after playing, you know, usually like I guess he's your friend.
02:20:02
Why he had to get cleaned up and then forgot.
02:20:05
I think he came down pretty hard.
02:20:08
Snap back to reality and just kind of,
02:20:10
you know, oh, shit, I gotta get back out there.
02:20:12
Snap back to reality.
02:20:13
We call that flaccid
02:20:15
I think.
02:20:16
So this is a refractory period and it may age.
02:20:18
It doesn't snap back.
02:20:19
It takes like days. Gross.
02:20:22
Yeah. No one needs to know that.
02:20:24
Snap back to reality.
02:20:25
There goes gravity.
02:20:27
Just snap.
02:20:29
Handily, I don't remember this segment.
02:20:31
We were on the verge of
02:20:34
no Sabina,
02:20:36
I don't know.
02:20:37
I thought there was ongoing gross
02:20:40
artificial general intelligence AGI.
02:20:43
Let's see.
02:20:44
Her new her latest.
02:20:46
So hold on, Aggies just moving the goalposts.
02:20:49
So yeah.
02:20:51
Yeah we achieved AI and they're like, oh it's not
02:20:53
everything is cracked up to be. Oh well it's not AGI.
02:20:56
Put your head in the microwave and give yourself a can.
02:21:05
I need to be more selective with the matchups.
02:21:07
I don't think this number is.
02:21:13
Mr. baby,
02:21:15
I don't even know what song he's parodying.
02:21:18
It's not.
02:21:18
It's not a parody,
02:21:21
but it's weird. Out.
02:21:23
Yeah, he's got original material.
02:21:26
Don't listen to get your great original.
02:21:29
Nobody cares about his original material.
02:21:31
I thought it was.
02:21:32
I thought it was Devo. Whip it.
02:21:35
Okay. Oh, I don't know.
02:21:36
It's hard to really hear her voice, lady Gaga, with all the
02:21:40
music that she does, every one college degree.
02:21:43
She's like, what did she say?
02:21:48
So to hear the voice a little.
02:21:51
Chicka boom she, as she said, quote unquote.
02:21:59
What's that?
02:22:01
Papers.
02:22:02
It's the papers I'll just type for then.
02:22:07
Papers. Oh.
02:22:15
For crap.
02:22:15
Yes. I got this on my desk.
02:22:16
Suh duh.
02:22:19
Stephanie, do you remember when we first got these jobs.
02:22:21
Jobs.
02:22:24
You don't know what we do here and neither do I.
02:22:27
I don't know what we do.
02:22:29
So shut up.
02:22:30
Calm down I have no clue what we do.
02:22:34
Are we consultants.
02:22:35
Aren't most people consultants I don't know,
02:22:38
I don't color people come over here, they ask me questions about this,
02:22:42
and I just tell them yes or no, and then they'll give.
02:22:47
I don't remember when we got here.
02:22:48
Everyone in here is fake.
02:22:50
Everyone's a robot.
02:22:52
I don't know her name.
02:22:53
I don't know any of these people's names.
02:22:55
Are these my kids okay?
02:22:57
Are these my kids? Are these.
02:22:58
No. You don't have kids.
02:23:00
I think we are young. We are going to lunch.
02:23:03
What time do these people go to lunch?
02:23:04
It and we're going up. Get up.
02:23:07
We're going to lunch.
02:23:08
It's 8 a.m..
02:23:13
Do we just walk in a normal way?
02:23:15
Oh. Hey, Brian. Hey, Stephanie.
02:23:18
Good morning.
02:23:18
Where are you guys going?
02:23:22
Oh. Okay.
02:23:25
Whatever energy you guys are presenting to me right now is fantastic, I love it.
02:23:29
Thank you.
02:23:30
Oh, wonderful touch.
02:23:32
I love being the general manager here.
02:23:34
Hey, everybody up top.
02:23:36
It's been about a year now.
02:23:40
Ha! That's like the show.
02:23:43
What are we doing with it, guys?
02:23:45
What are we doing?
02:23:46
What's going on?
02:23:47
What are we doing?
02:23:48
I know I've got some breaking news.
02:23:51
Oh, you do it. It.
02:23:58
Exclusive,
02:24:00
exclusive, exclusive statement from, President Trump.
02:24:03
Today, I am signing an executive order making it legal to call your friends
02:24:08
fags and retards if they are doing something faggy or retarded.
02:24:14
Fags and retards.
02:24:15
Ladies and gentlemen, we've got to start calling our friends.
02:24:18
Hey, Donald Trump, you're being a fagot.
02:24:20
You're going to call them fags and retards again?
02:24:23
Yeah, we're allowed to.
02:24:24
That's brilliant. Yeah, I love that.
02:24:26
All right, executive order. Hey,
02:24:29
Hey, Donald Trump, this is a faggy retarded idea.
02:24:33
You literally put the in that
02:24:35
you put the Declaration of Independence in your office as some symbolic thing.
02:24:39
And in the same week
02:24:40
you made the comment that it is okay that we join the British Commonwealth,
02:24:44
he wants to rejoin the British Commonwealth.
02:24:46
I thought it was an April Fool's prank because it's so close.
02:24:50
Nobody's talking about this.
02:24:52
Nobody's talking about this to bring.
02:24:54
We're not even talking about this.
02:24:56
We're talking we're talking about it.
02:24:58
I'm about to go on a fucking racing.
02:25:00
Oh, please.
02:25:01
Grant Brady also asked me to bear this letter.
02:25:05
Bring it to you.
02:25:06
So can I present a letter from the king?
02:25:08
Thank you very much. I hope this is the right clip.
02:25:10
That it's not.
02:25:12
I hope this is the right click.
02:25:13
Oh, my God, come on now.
02:25:15
Fingers crossed it's.
02:25:17
I didn't watch it.
02:25:18
Before I went by the title visit.
02:25:21
Okay. Notice the titles. Right. Okay.
02:25:23
The title says Donald Trump suggests U.S.
02:25:25
could join British Commonwealth.
02:25:26
And, I think that just symbol.
02:25:29
That can't be true.
02:25:31
Oh, no. It's coming up between us.
02:25:32
So this is perfect segue, though, because,
02:25:34
I mean, that's totally faggy retarded, right?
02:25:37
All right.
02:25:38
So what's, His Majesty the King wants to make this even better.
02:25:41
There's a I can't turn it up in England.
02:25:45
Turn it on.
02:25:46
Did anyone know that it was Parliament?
02:25:48
And here it come, Prime Minister.
02:25:50
And that says at Windsor. That's really.
02:25:51
That's something.
02:25:53
Yes. What I haven't built yet is your answer.
02:25:56
Yeah.
02:25:58
How do you do it?
02:25:59
The answer is yes.
02:26:00
We have two of our wonderful first lady, Melania and myself.
02:26:04
The answer is yes.
02:26:05
And we look forward to being there.
02:26:07
That's not the right clip, apparently.
02:26:09
No, it's not the right clip.
02:26:10
It was just.
02:26:13
I was tapping in that same moment.
02:26:15
I shut that shit off.
02:26:16
It's like the fucking chicken rooster.
02:26:18
Whatever.
02:26:20
Chicken attack.
02:26:22
No. Yeah, I love King Charles.
02:26:24
Sounds good to me. Trump wrote.
02:26:28
But yeah.
02:26:28
So the question he was asking him was that King Charles was making a secret
02:26:31
offer to the white House, to the plans that he could become an associate member
02:26:35
of the in the international organization, the British Commonwealth.
02:26:39
Is that why we left?
02:26:41
Alex Jones was the first one to reply to this,
02:26:43
and he literally said his famous quote
02:26:47
that 1776 will commence again,
02:26:51
like, right, isn't that why we left?
02:26:53
Because they're trying to dismantle the the North and North
02:26:56
Atlantic Treaty Organization, which is NATO and the United Nations,
02:27:00
and then just go back to the British Empire, I guess
02:27:04
they just want to know where
02:27:07
why nobody's talking about this.
02:27:08
This is the way it was. Be the American empire.
02:27:10
He should have been in it, really. But it's not.
02:27:13
I mean, there's British, Commonwealth, Canada as a British Commonwealth.
02:27:16
Australia is an independent British Commonwealth.
02:27:18
I don't know how that Trump wants to conquer Canada.
02:27:21
It's part of England.
02:27:23
Yeah, that's what I said first.
02:27:25
Oh, I'm sorry, I just got here.
02:27:27
You don't watch the show, I understand.
02:27:29
No I'm not I got to watch this one back
02:27:33
because man, they've been good lately.
02:27:36
I, we've been really hitting our stride.
02:27:38
We're in midseason form.
02:27:41
That's good because it's the off season.
02:27:43
So it's only going to get better.
02:27:44
We can only get right from my perspective.
02:27:46
Yeah. We get sweeps coming up.
02:27:49
Oh yeah. That's going into the fall.
02:27:50
That's going to get out.
02:27:52
Yeah I don't know about that.
02:27:55
You can do that anymore.
02:27:56
Yeah I know I like a man in Queens.
02:28:01
There's an animal attack on his way to work.
02:28:03
Left him bloodied and concerned for his neighbor's safety.
02:28:06
Yeah.
02:28:08
I'm not talking about dogs or cats or even New York City rats.
02:28:13
Let's play nothing but chicken attacks from now on.
02:28:17
After taking him a day and said, hey, man, the chicken attacked my dad.
02:28:21
Her granddaughter had just been attacked by chickens.
02:28:23
Oh my gosh, dad, where is he? I can't see the
02:28:27
chicken attacking my dad.
02:28:29
Oh, he's after. Yes.
02:28:32
He said it was an angry rooster.
02:28:37
A chicken of all things.
02:28:39
A picture.
02:28:40
Oh, he was being attacked by a rooster.
02:28:46
She got bombarded by chickens.
02:28:50
The roosters are a threat to the community.
02:28:52
Yeah, she saw the chickens through the door,
02:28:54
so she came out to take them.
02:28:58
Okay.
02:28:59
The rooster kept coming at him.
02:29:01
Whoa.
02:29:03
He realized he was being attacked.
02:29:06
An unusual feathered foe.
02:29:08
No runaway baby.
02:29:11
The chicken situation.
02:29:13
The feathers went flying.
02:29:16
One chicken, two chicken,
02:29:19
three chicken.
02:29:20
Let's see more.
02:29:22
They're at war.
02:29:24
We got an army of chickens.
02:29:25
Oh, I felt a peck on my left hand
02:29:30
coming on.
02:29:31
I just kept charging at me.
02:29:33
So vicious, almost evil.
02:29:35
It's probably my little guitar case.
02:29:38
Almost evil.
02:29:39
Sinister chick. Chick attacked black out.
02:29:41
She's got two fully loaded chicks.
02:29:43
Disgusting. And I was like, trying to apply pressure to it.
02:29:46
And it kept charging at me.
02:29:49
And I was kicking it like this.
02:29:51
Kicking it?
02:29:51
Very first animal just kept charging. Chicken attack.
02:29:54
What do you say?
02:29:55
Oh, don't worry, my neighbor got a little bit her uncle.
02:30:00
Sorry. God, I have to. Going on.
02:30:03
Where is that coming from?
02:30:05
You always take her every week with this.
02:30:07
You hear it? No.
02:30:09
Only you.
02:30:10
Hello and welcome to One News now, friends, court
02:30:13
and murder cases.
02:30:16
And that too on strange
02:30:18
issues of is the new normal.
02:30:21
Is the last year the one off you know local
02:30:25
32 years old, July 2nd child.
02:30:28
And so this is a six minute video.
02:30:30
He just goes on and on and on.
02:30:32
Man killed another injured in brutal knife attack at Saint Anthony's poultry farm.
02:30:37
This is the second time this has happened in two weeks.
02:30:40
We showed the first one. Oh,
02:30:43
apparently there's Cindy.
02:30:45
Yeah. Over.
02:30:46
Demand for free chicken. She.
02:30:48
May I suggest that you stop giving away the free chicken?
02:30:53
The chicken situation.
02:30:55
The feathers went flying.
02:30:57
Sure did.
02:30:59
What?
02:31:04
This might not quite be chicken attack. You.
02:31:10
But none for the
02:31:14
attack on something.
02:31:15
As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I take a live look.
02:31:19
Like in real life, I just hop in place.
02:31:22
Looks make it so bad.
02:31:24
Even my mama thinks that my mom is wrong.
02:31:27
But I never.
02:31:28
Upsy daisy.
02:31:29
You know, you treated like a park.
02:31:32
You know, the 200.
02:31:41
Almost evil says the bus driver walked up.
02:31:44
I take a look at my life
02:31:45
and realize it's not shut up, cause I bit faster than life.
02:31:49
And so long that even my mama thinks that my mind is wrong, but I ain't.
02:31:54
Oh, come on now it's self esteem round, you know.
02:31:58
Nice clip, Gary.
02:32:00
Thank you for the birds getting revenge.
02:32:02
Oh, you. I know this is all y'all.
02:32:05
I really hate the trip, but I gotta go.
02:32:08
As they go I see myself in the pistol smoke isn't it.
02:32:11
Do you guys have the video of at Stony Brook for.
02:32:16
There's a, there's a rabbit or something.
02:32:17
Everybody's looking at the amazing rabbit and then a hawk or something
02:32:20
actually scoops it up and lays it over a branch and just disposals
02:32:23
the whole thing in front of everyone on video.
02:32:26
I thought, this is that's a that's eagle or a regular wolf.
02:32:32
So it has feathers.
02:32:33
Yeah.
02:32:34
It's a white eagle I'm not gonna protect like on my knees.
02:32:39
That's not well enough in the street.
02:32:41
Like we should be rough.
02:32:43
We should be golfing near it, though. He just.
02:32:45
He just stabbed the, the groundhog to, draw.
02:32:48
You just reminded me of my Mandela fact of the week.
02:32:53
Are you guys ready?
02:32:54
You know what is the national bird of the United States of America?
02:33:00
The turkey. And what?
02:33:01
Not surprising, though, that it did the same thing.
02:33:05
It's the turkey.
02:33:06
And, Okay.
02:33:07
Ben Franklin argued the unusual feathered foe, and he finally lost that battle
02:33:15
three months ago.
02:33:18
Who did?
02:33:19
Who did? Benjamin Franklin lost.
02:33:22
What was the battle of the Battle of Cancer?
02:33:26
The battle died. Rest in peace.
02:33:28
Breaking news.
02:33:29
Shit. Franklin is dead.
02:33:31
Fuck yeah, it is.
02:33:38
There.
02:33:38
Yeah. This just in the state.
02:33:39
Bird has been changed in the United States, the national bird
02:33:44
of the United States of America was named, the bald eagle.
02:33:48
December 2020, named Bald Eagle.
02:33:51
What are you talking about?
02:33:53
What was it for him? It was.
02:33:55
We didn't have a national bird.
02:33:57
You know, it was seriously.
02:33:59
Three months ago, the National.
02:34:03
I thought the national bird was Roseanne Barr.
02:34:05
It's not politicians roll declare.
02:34:08
This month, a Trump loving rapper put out a viral song called Daddy's Home.
02:34:12
Mama, we want you, man.
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It's time to move. So sad. Name
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now. Eagle eyed,
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eagle eyed viewers.
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You see, that was the segment of this video cameo from former
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television star Roseanne Barr.
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Yeah, because now he's busting up.
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He's ready to bust out of your mom.
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Well, she's much more than a retired TV mom.
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She is a comedy legend, which is more than I can say for you.
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Stephen Colbert, literally the most smug, left wing white hearts.
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And the cherry on the cake is today.
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Daddy's home landed three number.
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That's all I know where to put my hug because of you guys.
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Roseanne Barr looks gave me a number.
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Oh, let's do graduations.
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Roseanne, we love you.
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Tons of love to everybody out there who helped make this possible.
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Says, go ahead, show you what's next.
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Yeah, he burned him, man.
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Because, yeah, all that shit he just said was true.
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He is. Wait, did he world war?
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What a war.
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Did he win Grammy, iHeart radio?
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No. No, no, he just went viral.
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Should. Yeah.
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They don't acknowledge him at all in the mainstream, but they should.
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But he's not he's not.
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He's independent.
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He does everything himself.
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He is right. Annoying girlfriend.
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She does a good job. Super.
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She's not a good aunt.
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She's. She.
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Her earlier stuff is good.
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Her later stuff is just not good.
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And then she drives too hard to kind of play off his stuff, and it's like just
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she she's just doing her own stuff rather than, like, trying to be, like his stuff.
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And it's just.
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And then he did an album with her and it was just to try to bring her up
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and you know, obviously, like he's doing it because he's a good dude.
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But at the same time it's like you're just kind of bringing yourself down
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rather than bringing her up.
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But it's not horrid.
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But what are you going to do?
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Who gives a shit situation advice.
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Did you know 1 in 8 people around the world are not obese,
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not overweight, obese?
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Maybe what kills more people than cancer?
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Car accidents in Covid combined. Obesity.
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We are literally eating ourselves to death.
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Obesity has now surpassed
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hunger and malnutrition as the number one cause of death around the world.
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Obesity has surpassed hunger
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as the number one cause of death around the world.
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Weird. Wow.
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That's weird.
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Talk about being fat and success.
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I think we still some people still may go by that,
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but the fatter you are, the more success is a graveyard segment.
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No, Brady, you're really missing out.
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It's friggin freezing out here.
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Thanks for that I appreciate that, like actually freezing cold.
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You've been outside when it was colder.
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This is like summer.
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Summer too compared to that.
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Well, you didn't see my tent from where I am.
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I should see my nine year old new guy.
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You come to see.
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It's expensive to go out at all.
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Please eat on the porch. My God, no more.
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This is still chicken attack.
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I become horny, single guy.
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Do they say bye bye night?
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I go bye my chicken.
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He said his cock is out now.
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Thought if we continue this life
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maybe we won't have raise all you love. My.
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Singing in America.
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Okay.
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Was this the true extent I couldn't understand.
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Was it really hear her voice?
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Lady Gaga with all the chic-a-boo music that she does.
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Everyone at college can check on you.
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Yeah. See what happen. Okay. If she didn't laugh.
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That laugh is amazing.
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That that gave it away before, you know.
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You know that word.
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Speaking of Jacob, who is it?
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I've been waiting for this one
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movie.
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That actually looks like my fortune.
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Oh, my.
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But yeah, my nation's listed in the system.
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I'm resistant to the stupid insistence of cognitive dissonance
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where truth gets dismissed and if they trusted with
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my systems, have nevertheless crafted benefits.
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Griffin I'm like an existing
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see through the artifice, the fabricated edifice
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they built on deceit and completely even get me grief stricken politicians.
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The mission for the populace is less and less blindly accepting dictates
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seal fates and if not, a careless witness, this ain't the Brady Bunch.
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This meticulously planned depravity, insanity, a societal cavity
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empty philosophies reinforce an atrocity
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to the fire of desire pushing us towards catastrophe.
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So why dissect a life with laser focused alibis?
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Unravel the enterprise.
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Subpoenas expose the parasitic eyes to feast upon the weak,
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while the privileged just speak a bootstrap ethics and lead the masses.
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Blake I navigate the labyrinth, the mental acrobat dodging propaganda traps,
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cursing out a democratically deficient contractor
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with double edged abstracts for freedoms, a distraction reaction, a scripted map.
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The information is fractured, distorted and retracted,
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leaving us distracted by the forces enacted upon a fragile
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mind, confined by predetermined lines designed to win the twine.
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Reclining ignorance enshrine
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the stupid complacency to face transparency, a plaything.
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Now I see a digital democracy where algorithms lie.
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Controlling every brain, maintaining their domain, inflicting endless pain.
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I read these complex verses, reverse the curses.
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Dispersing the hearses I serve my angel.
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Chief purpose to ignite the flag.
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Who claim the human name and break free from this game.
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Before we go going, will you break up this stupid hypnotic state?
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Take your take your power for too late to create solutions to elevate, mitigate.
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Snake. Exterminate. Stop drones. Hate.
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They like me a rebel, a dissident, a troublemaker.
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But I'm just a truth seeker.
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Brother from another mother that keeps us all under one number on the ledger.
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Refusing to surrender. Defending my own boy.
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So step aside I override this stupid paradigm.
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Goodbye. The lullabies I'm singing through the kids back to mine.
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The time for idle chatter was shattered in the matter of seconds.
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But a chicken attack battle with power can scatter.
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We will be built on the flatlands.
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So ask what's in the barn.
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Smash it through the guard stashes of wealth and influence you're claiming
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all right.
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And in your neck.
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Confidence restoring, all conquering.
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Let the revolution be vibrant. No longer silent.
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They do the fight assignment.
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Define their assignment to lives of service writing assignment.
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This time will get higher in gratitude.
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Yeah.
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The more stupid no.
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Well, yes. More lucid anal
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knowledge is key.
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Set your mind free.
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This is whats bitch.
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That's the same.
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We all became the Brady Bunch.
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Chicken peck.
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Here's Brady over the top.
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It's pronounced anarchy.
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Green over.
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Clark. Brady.
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See, I'm starting to get the rhythm.
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Brady I realized rap is just drums with drummer Brady.
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You can't tease that average and then not show the clip.
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You have to feel compelled to jump up hill.
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Jordy.
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What did you see?
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Follow along here.
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She to kill for dope.
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John. Cocktail.
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Jared 20.
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How much I miss him. Awesome. Push the bar.
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I've come to come.
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Down one more time.
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Share.
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Oh, fuck. Per dope. John. Cocktail.
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Jared. Alive.
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So that was kind of interesting.
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I've come to come Jared ponder
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down pays degrees.
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Oh that helps.
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And God she had come all the time
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Davos for some art.
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So apparently I watched this whole video of the chicken attack is right here.
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But I think there's the.
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Macron subgenre.
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The best crowd market.
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The sassy ghost is also bistro.
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I don't think that's you, but I'm on the whole wholesale so suddenly
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fortune they're mad because the chicken was to be no more free chicken.
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Stay.
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Look at that market, man.
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That was Archer.
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Close to the bear.
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May be out of he.
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Heads comes.
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Chicken.
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Chicken. Chicken.
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Bye now. To Pakistan. Jail.
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Sequester. Killer. Foster. Summer.
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Lahore. Hi, Courtney. Deputy commissioner, slate diggers.
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Look at the PTI bike market.
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I have one more chicken attack, but I can't find it.
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So I'm just going to get the chicken.
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Oh, yes, I got chicken with
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the middle of the night.
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And you killed chicken.
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You killed my chicken, you worthless pile!
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Shit!
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Fuck you!
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Shut the fuck up, asshole!
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Fuck you asshole!
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Fucking asshole!
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Fat, drunk
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and stupid is no way to go through life. So.
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Yeah.
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Look at this.
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Yeah, look at this.
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Good I made as I go through and I click on the link, it turns green.
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No, where? Yeah.
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So I know these are all the ones we played so I can look someone here.
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We actually played that one. That was the dog one.
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I missed that one.
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So I'll just click on it and go back see it turn green is amazing.
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Yeah.
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Well I put a couple into this thing.
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Into the thing.
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You mean just now, you know.
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Yeah. All the things
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you know, I will include my balls.
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To my eyeball.
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Yeah.
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That thing, I increased it into the field.
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There.
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They're called African-Americans.
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Dude, why are you being so rude?
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You know, I'm like, you have to be, like, 50 minutes from the beach.
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And, every once in a while on the local news, you hear about a shark attack.
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And my second thought when I hear about someone
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getting attacked by a shark is like, oh my gosh, I feel so bad for that.
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Definitely white person. I was just attacked.
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Like, I feel terrible for that
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100% angle Saxon person.
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That was when he say like shark, be careful.
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My first thought is only shallow.
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Never happened to me.
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Like unless they're dumping sharks and Drew's nightclub in Vegas, Nevada.
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I don't know why.
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It's like to be near a shark to be around me.
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Same with bears.
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There's a shark.
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I've only pay rich to not be around.
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I love that liars.
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In sharks I only pay rent to not be around bears.
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Is that the rules?
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Like if it's black, fight back.
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If it's brown, get down.
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If it's white. Good night.
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That's the same rules I have before a police officer.
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Yeah. Oh.
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That's funny.
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That's good stuff and words to live by.
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Yeah. That serves you well.
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Yeah.
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Chicken. Oh, here.
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I found the other chicken attack. Woo hoo!
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That's funny.
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If it's white tonight,
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you guys, this is the best
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chicken attack of the week.
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Oh be prepared. No, don't play that.
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You're going to ruin it.
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Don't play that. Oh!
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Oh my gosh. Oh,
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well, it was so bad that she.
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Is. Are you ready?
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Are you guys ready? Yeah, yeah.
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I need to know if you're really ready for this.
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I'm what? I'm watching intently.
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Okay, look on the right.
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Can you hear it?
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Yeah.
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Oh, no.
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Oh, no.
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No. The time.
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It was a time you went to a karaoke bar and the guy did fucking taco
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and the chicken attack.
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Oh, I fell, I had the whole fucking thing.
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I said, wait, oh, wait.
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So, yeah, I
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was a ballsy.
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I'm not sure he does it. Well, he.
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But he does it for game.
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I don't like it.
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All the chickens are off.
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Chicken. L gotta go check your room.
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Oh, whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.
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Now hold out my.
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Tables are all empty.
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By the way.
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I mean, he's doing better than most people.
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Okay, I wouldn't do it.
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It did not be my song selection.
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I would not try to sing it.
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I would just of sure.
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And I like that.
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He's like verse two, there's more.
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Every bass, every three follow him to an end.
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And you're about to be mad at me for this chicken attack.
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I just want to try to do the your way to get your.
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Food out of people, to get you to like the
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I love parties, but I just hope people in the audience are like, yes.
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Not like if you never heard this before, this is the weird.
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You're like, what is wrong, bro? Joy?
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Like that's what I hear on I'm surprised they have this
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on the karaoke wall because no.
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Oh, you know, I've got this.
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He's not yodeling either. He's singing
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and he's.
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You're serious?
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It's karaoke.
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It's like he brings the karaoke like I hear you.
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I was like, you know what?
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You can you can sing her if you bring her in.
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I know what the problem is.
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Is like, they think they have the cure.
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The cure calculator, right? The bar.
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Most people, they hook their equipment up, they do the carry on.
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You don't want to get in there and do karaoke also.
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And it's like, no, that's for the patrons of the establishment.
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Like you. You want to get their shit out.
02:48:06
And it's just kind of annoying because they typically do the same song.
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And so you see like the same bar on the next, they do karaoke,
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they do the same songs, and it's like, just get the fuck away,
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just like the patrons, because I want to see the ratings.
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I don't want to see.
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I want to see the patrons sing to me.
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I don't want to see you ringer in think that you can sing, sing half ass,
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but better than most people. That's not entertaining.
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I want to see terrible people try to sing.
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That's why I go to karaoke. That's why I would ever go to karaoke.
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In his defense, he did not do that.
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He didn't pick up.
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That's the host.
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He's the host. He's the host of the karaoke.
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That's how he was able to do that.
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That's prepares. Two weeks ago
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at the karaoke bar.
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He's the host of the karaoke bar.
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He he hosts the
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year.
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That or he's best friends with the person who hosts the.
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There's
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no argument that I, I don't know, don't love it.
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You're guaranteed.
02:49:04
I mean, when we talk about horse drawn busses, we're not really talking about
02:49:08
horses drawing busses.
02:49:10
Houston has a drug problem,
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so I've been waiting to use I drive I know have no idea where it fits in, but
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there is a good one. I,
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I forwarded a clip of her to The Verge.
02:49:24
Yeah, that's big for me to have horse drawn busses.
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We're not really talking about horses drawing busses,
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roaring.
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Drawing?
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Yeah.
02:49:37
You're coloring.
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What do you want to be
02:49:42
use of this kind of equipment?
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Oh I Muted I'm watching I didn't get to the stage I'm just laughing right.
02:49:46
We will be destroying any narcotics evidence
02:49:50
that has been obtained Houston has a drug problem is what I said prior to 2015.
02:49:54
Who knew.
02:49:55
Wait hold on.
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Have Houston, we have a drug problem.
02:49:59
Not here to buy nothing. Fuck that. Come on. Side. Let's go.
02:50:02
Come on.
02:50:03
You want to come over for. Yes.
02:50:05
Did you hold the gun?
02:50:07
And then word the allowed to do that.
02:50:10
So once you've got it, that's okay. Wait.
02:50:12
Yes, yes.
02:50:13
It is no longer needed.
02:50:14
This is cocaine from a case in the 90s.
02:50:17
The suspect has already got.
02:50:19
He pled for 20 years.
02:50:21
He's already out.
02:50:22
We're still storing it in the building.
02:50:23
This is a problem for property rooms everywhere in the country.
02:50:27
This is marijuana from 1993.
02:50:29
No bad idea other than I've got an idea to.
02:50:33
What do you think?
02:50:36
Could me that much
02:50:37
I so I also.
02:50:43
Oh, I like oh
02:50:47
give me too much I love for
02:50:52
now know it's legal.
02:50:54
Oh oh doesn't it seem reasonable that they could
02:51:02
get rid of it, if you know what I'm saying?
02:51:03
Like, I mean, they could dispose of it.
02:51:05
We could dispose of it. Help them.
02:51:08
Yeah,
02:51:09
I can help some of that.
02:51:11
So. But first, for whatever, why would you ever have a law like that.
02:51:14
Like if, if 7-Eleven can rotate their stock,
02:51:18
why can't the evidence department use that same system?
02:51:21
Hey, this. The closed case has been closed.
02:51:25
We don't need to hold this anymore.
02:51:27
Yeah.
02:51:30
They have gun buybacks.
02:51:31
Why don't they have drug give back, give back?
02:51:34
Yeah.
02:51:35
They want to really change their, change their image
02:51:40
here I saw this movie and I thought nothing of you.
02:51:42
That's weird.
02:51:43
That's a weird thing to say.
02:51:45
Quinn. Yeah,
02:51:47
that's a weird thing to say.
02:51:50
I'm trying to find out what a
02:51:51
fuck starts a conversation like that.
02:51:56
Idiocracy.
02:51:57
Your brain is the single most annoying thing.
02:51:59
So quiet.
02:52:00
It's also the most amazing.
02:52:02
You can't just hide that in your room.
02:52:04
That professor said he's never seen scores like yours.
02:52:07
You could change the world.
02:52:10
Okay, I I'd rather do it with you around.
02:52:15
Oh oh, oh.
02:52:18
And do my.
02:52:19
That's his older sister. It doesn't matter. Yeah.
02:52:21
I'm all for on the moon.
02:52:23
Here's the part connected.
02:52:25
That's actually theoretically possible.
02:52:27
Quantum physics says that particles can stay away after they come into contact.
02:52:31
And if everything exists, the state of electricity,
02:52:34
then it's possible
02:52:37
our consciousness could transcend physical boundaries.
02:52:42
What say you?
02:52:43
Let's say you.
02:52:47
Possess George chair.
02:52:51
Yeah, I have a button for that to is George Chair.
02:52:55
I have to go find a new jabber.
02:52:57
Oh, yeah.
02:52:58
I was supposed to play this after the Hulk.
02:53:00
Balls.
02:53:01
Where did it go?
02:53:02
Balls, balls balls balls, balls.
02:53:06
Sometimes I send things together that don't have anything
02:53:09
to do with each other.
02:53:10
I lost the balls.
02:53:12
Well, you lost your balls.
02:53:14
No, I started this guy.
02:53:17
Fuck.
02:53:19
So this is draw on the last show.
02:53:32
You. You know, it's funny because he fell asleep.
02:53:36
So these are the budget guys.
02:53:40
Who? That dog was pissed.
02:53:46
Over here.
02:53:47
I just can't see him on the fucker.
02:53:49
Oh. That dog you probably dog fell asleep eating.
02:53:52
Fuck off. Oh.
02:53:55
What? Oh.
02:53:59
Oh, that was real.
02:54:01
That was a rooster.
02:54:02
McGrath.
02:54:06
It's okay.
02:54:08
Oh! You.
02:54:23
Look at his face.
02:54:24
What the fuck?
02:54:25
Is there anyone asleep? Oh! Wake up!
02:54:31
Oh! What the fuck was that?
02:54:39
Dude?
02:54:41
Was that dog, like, snorting snot, or was it
02:54:43
possessed?
02:54:49
What the fuck was that?
02:54:52
That dog was all right on his face.
02:54:54
What the dog doing?
02:55:02
Was the dog dude happening in Deerfield?
02:55:07
Oh. Deerfield, Illinois.
02:55:08
Roller club.
02:55:09
Brady.
02:55:14
I'm. I'm telling you, I sent you a ton of good clips this week.
02:55:17
I've been zipping through, man, I'm.
02:55:18
I grew up in a farm town, man.
02:55:20
Yeah.
02:55:20
You know, I to have this thing off, I can't even believe I'm bringing this up.
02:55:24
There was a family that owned, like,
02:55:26
the majority of the land in the county that I kind of grew up in.
02:55:29
They were hog farmers.
02:55:30
Every winter they would have the Testicle Festival.
02:55:33
It's amazing.
02:55:33
Mostly everybody just got hammered out the fields and then the barn.
02:55:36
Yeah, they would have this thing called the annual festival Festival.
02:55:40
So yes, I have had it.
02:55:41
I'm sure my trips overseas at that.
02:55:43
And yeah, not even knowing that. But, you know, why waste the organs?
02:55:46
It's unique nutrition,
02:55:48
unique nutrition.
02:55:51
Why are you gay?
02:55:52
That's testicle festival.
02:55:55
I have never eaten a testicle that I know of.
02:55:58
I have Rocky Mountain oysters.
02:56:01
Those are.
02:56:03
Did you get tricked into it or did you choose?
02:56:05
No, I ordered them.
02:56:07
Was it determined?
02:56:09
It was predetermined.
02:56:12
I'm not sure what that means.
02:56:14
I was there for that dish.
02:56:18
I chose the restaurant
02:56:20
because they offered it.
02:56:24
So that testicle festival
02:56:25
that we just saw is in Deerfield, Michigan.
02:56:29
And it's happening this last weekend, right?
02:56:32
Yeah. Just have a trip ended yesterday.
02:56:34
There's a really famous mystery called the Dyatlov Pass.
02:56:37
And it's about these nine really experienced hikers in the 50s
02:56:40
who are going for what's called their level three mountaineering test.
02:56:44
And you're effectively time you have to start on a particular day in time.
02:56:49
And they have people set up along the way so we know what time it means.
02:56:52
And so they brought cameras with them.
02:56:54
They set off on this journey
02:56:55
and they reached the first checkpoint, but they didn't make it
02:56:58
to the second checkpoint.
02:56:59
And there was a protocol where if they missed out time,
02:57:02
and then there's this big search that goes out to make sure they're okay.
02:57:05
The Army gets involved, and they go and follow the route to find the hikers,
02:57:09
and they come across these prints in the snow that lead down the mountain.
02:57:13
And some of the prints were bare feet.
02:57:14
Some had one shoe and one barefoot.
02:57:16
And it's all nine of the hikers,
02:57:18
and they find three of the hikers, all deceased, and there's one who's naked.
02:57:22
There's one
02:57:23
that was draped over one of the branches up
02:57:25
in one of the trees, and there's these deep gouges on the tree,
02:57:28
as if some animal had been scratching at this tree.
02:57:30
There's more footprints that lead away from those three.
02:57:33
And the footprints lead
02:57:34
where the other six were, and they're all deceased as well.
02:57:37
And the women were wearing men's clothing and vice versa.
02:57:40
Some of their clothes had trace
02:57:41
levels of radiation, and some of them had parts of their face removed.
02:57:45
It looked like, let me because it almost looked like surgical precision removal.
02:57:49
There was a person in there from their chest had basically been caved
02:57:52
in, and it was deduced that the impact it would have taken
02:57:55
would have been equivalent to a speeding car smashing into it full speed.
02:57:59
But there's no sign of anything that could have done this damage.
02:58:01
And suddenly the Soviet government says up,
02:58:04
we're going to shut this investigation down.
02:58:06
All we know is that the nine hikers who died died from an unknown,
02:58:10
unnatural force, unnatural seal, or the
02:58:15
signed, sealed and delivered.
02:58:17
They shut down the investigation
02:58:20
list. These are the men in black.
02:58:22
If I was there and drunk me dinner said something.
02:58:25
Yeah. You've got to take that up with drunk me.
02:58:27
Don't don't tell sober me because I don't know what happened.
02:58:30
I wasn't there,
02:58:33
okay? And sealed.
02:58:34
Delivered.
02:58:36
You know what?
02:58:36
It's funny how many people get mad when a sentence doesn't end as they lasagna.
02:58:44
That's stupid.
02:58:44
Brady.
02:58:45
So stupid, so stupid.
02:58:49
You stupid. You stupid.
02:58:52
I mean, I want a very.
02:58:54
Hold on.
02:58:55
Well, a very, very heavy, heavy battalion tonight.
02:59:01
Yeah.
02:59:01
Dude, somebody should call an ambulance because she's about to have a stroke.
02:59:05
I know that we had no that feeling.
02:59:07
Yeah, we had a very Anderson.
02:59:11
But let's go ahead.
02:59:12
Terrorist chasing those who had the pet.
02:59:14
Seriously? There. That's. She's in trouble.
02:59:17
Yeah. Oh, right. Brain lost.
02:59:19
Yeah. Oh.
02:59:20
How do you say amazing in Japanese.
02:59:22
Yeah, but how about like that? Oh,
02:59:25
yeah.
02:59:26
The the smiley guy's stupid egg roll completely the opposite, though.
02:59:31
In English, it's like angry.
02:59:34
It's, It's crazy.
02:59:38
What an English.
02:59:40
He's he's like, this is like, that's what's.
02:59:42
This is Ren and Stimpy. Yeah. He's.
02:59:45
How about delicious?
02:59:49
Yeah, but doesn't sound right.
02:59:53
Yeah, but.
02:59:54
So you see, like, when you see a hot girl dinner,
02:59:57
it's like it has to,
03:00:01
It's like.
03:00:05
How else can you see about, like,
03:00:09
yum yum yum
03:00:12
yum yum.
03:00:16
How do you say. I mean,
03:00:18
what did he say?
03:00:20
What did he say?
03:00:22
I love those guys.
03:00:25
It's so funny to me.
03:00:29
The straight guy, the
03:00:31
the thing.
03:00:34
Somebody's going.
03:00:38
Good cop, bad cop.
03:00:39
I couldn't play this with chicken attack because it's clearly a dumb,
03:00:43
right?
03:00:44
Oh, yeah.
03:00:46
Son tried to warn you.
03:00:47
Tried to warn him?
03:00:47
See, sometimes little kids know.
03:00:50
Yeah, all that stuff that adults train out of them, like talking to ducks.
03:00:55
Right?
03:00:57
I would go play funny running for life.
03:01:00
Oh, yeah.
03:01:03
You got bit.
03:01:06
In terror, son. To.
03:01:09
Know I got to find ball.
03:01:11
Ball? Where the fuck is the ball? Balls.
03:01:14
Blue balls.
03:01:16
Here.
03:01:17
Let's do Sabina while I find the blue balls.
03:01:19
I was a long one.
03:01:22
Yeah, but I never play all of her. No.
03:01:29
And one and a half speed.
03:01:32
Where is it?
03:01:33
Do you see it? It's gone.
03:01:34
I don't know where it moved to.
03:01:36
The latest one is that was third person for that first watch.
03:01:41
Hoshi, please.
03:01:43
Please, please fix me horse and therefore release.
03:01:48
Please, please.
03:01:50
Here it is.
03:01:51
Horse and referees, please, please.
03:01:55
0000.
03:01:59
Let's have a look.
03:01:59
There's no consensus definition for what exactly?
03:02:02
Artificial general intelligence API for short means,
03:02:04
but I think most people mean intelligence comparable to that of humans.
03:02:06
Or about the general sense I'm getting from people in AI research
03:02:10
is that AGI is a few years away,
03:02:13
maybe a little more likely less than a decade.
03:02:16
Demis Hassabis, chief, that's I just mentioned that was the
03:02:19
when it switched from AI to AGI is when funding slowed.
03:02:24
I is this we can't get
03:02:27
to artificial general intelligence unless you send us more money.
03:02:31
That's what AGI is all about.
03:02:33
It's just more funding.
03:02:34
Executive of Google DeepMind for example, has recently
03:02:37
I didn't watch this, honestly, but that's probably where she usually goes.
03:02:40
All of yes, somebody trying to steal money for more than 20 plus years.
03:02:44
We sort of had a consistent view about AGI being a system
03:02:48
that's capable of exhibiting all the cognitive capabilities.
03:02:52
And I think we're getting, you know, I think we're probably a handful
03:02:54
of years away.
03:02:54
So ultimately, the CEO of Gmail wrote last year, it's possible
03:02:57
that we'll have superintelligence in a few thousand days.
03:02:59
And last month he added somewhat very few thousand days.
03:03:01
That's not how we talk about time.
03:03:03
Ask him to agi a cold, are you? You?
03:03:06
I'm 140 months, generally speaking, as a system that can tackle.
03:03:10
Why did he say thousands of days at human level, in many fields?
03:03:15
If nothing else, it doesn't bother you?
03:03:16
Not for single handedly keeping blocks alive.
03:03:20
Dario Amodei, the CEO of anthropic, doesn't
03:03:23
like the expression AGI, because to him it's more of a marketing tool.
03:03:28
But he also believes that
03:03:29
the AGI he doesn't want to call AGI is just a few years away.
03:03:33
AGI has never been a well defined term for me.
03:03:36
I've always the marketing term.
03:03:38
But, you know, the way the way I think my boss hates when I short his named Dick.
03:03:42
I'll past the term like use for it, and it's probably because his name is Cameron.
03:03:46
For you, for all the power and positive things and,
03:03:48
you know, all the potential negative things.
03:03:49
That's the thing that I think we're quite likely to get the next 2 or 3 years.
03:03:51
Generally, people in Silicon Valley sounds like Ben Shapiro
03:03:54
really spent so much time talking to these people.
03:03:55
And of course, the mere claims of AI will come probably in 2026 or 2027,
03:04:00
but possibly as soon as this year.
03:04:01
Then again, people who work on tech developments tend to.
03:04:03
So we're going to realize that AI is like a generic statement.
03:04:07
It's a marketing jargon,
03:04:09
because the AI is going to have to become much more niche,
03:04:12
specialized, and then it'll be called whatever it does, which we already have,
03:04:17
but not to the level we have.
03:04:18
Basically.
03:04:21
Right.
03:04:21
When they're talking about AIG, they're talking about like looking like a monkey.
03:04:24
See, monkey do you're going to be like, hey robot, do this
03:04:26
and you're going to do it once and it's going to go, okay, and do it.
03:04:29
But to me, that's not artificial intelligence,
03:04:32
that's monkey mimicking monkey see, monkey do garbage in, garbage out.
03:04:36
You know, it's not programed,
03:04:37
but it can if it can copy, that's not really thinking.
03:04:41
So they're going to move the goalpost again once they get to the AGI.
03:04:44
And then they'll call it as or, you know, artificial sentient intelligence.
03:04:49
It can actually completely think on its own from the start.
03:04:53
But all this is right now is the same shit they've been doing with the autocomplete
03:04:56
that I mentioned.
03:04:56
You know, basically AI is autocomplete on a much on steroids and a higher level.
03:05:01
And right now they're running out of money because there's basically
03:05:03
just give us money so we can be the first one.
03:05:05
But now they're out there, you're using them.
03:05:07
So the first one already passed.
03:05:08
So they lost any incentive to give money.
03:05:10
The the people that fund those are not giving money.
03:05:13
But now they're like, wait a minute.
03:05:15
So in 20 years we can get AGI, I want to find the first company
03:05:19
does that so I can become rich,
03:05:22
shall we say, somewhat overoptimistic.
03:05:24
The cognitive scientist Gary Marcus, who has a very grounded outsider opinion,
03:05:30
recently wrote, I think there's almost zero chance
03:05:33
that artificial general intelligence
03:05:34
will arrive in the next 2 to 3 years, especially given how disappointing GPT
03:05:37
4.5 turned out to be.
03:05:38
What he means is not
03:05:41
84.5 was basically very little, very late.
03:05:44
But even Marcus thinks that he will come.
03:05:45
It's not that the current models large language,
03:05:47
it's you know what they say about technology, like technology
03:05:50
that they look at the common person, middle class person, poor person,
03:05:54
whatever has access to is not the cutting edge technology.
03:05:59
The military is using shit that, like they were using 40 years ago,
03:06:02
that we finally have access to.
03:06:03
And I would assume the stuff that they're using now
03:06:06
is going to be equivalent to the stuff that we get access to for 40 years. So
03:06:10
I'm not saying that there's like a chat, GPT eight point or whatever, but just
03:06:15
we are so throttled and limited with the technology.
03:06:17
For example,
03:06:18
are you guys going to talk
03:06:19
about the pyramid thing or we can just going to skip that?
03:06:22
Oh yeah, I forgot about that part.
03:06:23
But AGI will come.
03:06:27
That's a good segue into.
03:06:30
Yeah.
03:06:30
They there's no way that they'll let that that
03:06:33
radio or that ground frequency, whatever it is, it's it's fakes.
03:06:37
It it's not actually ground breaking a thing to pull up.
03:06:39
You're just going to talk about it and just leave leaves to be.
03:06:41
I got here, I got nothing, you son of a bitch.
03:06:44
Everyone's seen the thing that I said.
03:06:45
This is the thing they show me.
03:06:47
The thing.
03:06:49
One good thing I'm not gonna show my things.
03:06:52
This is frustrating.
03:06:54
It's parallel to wonder.
03:06:56
Is underground and the like wells like like.
03:07:00
But it isn't.
03:07:01
Did you see the actual imagery that they created,
03:07:04
which is completely, 100% simulated?
03:07:07
Must have seen it based on the vibrations of a fucking satellite.
03:07:11
It's not. It's.
03:07:12
Did you copy the link and paste it in the chat?
03:07:15
Dude, I don't we don't have time.
03:07:16
We gotta we should do the whole show next week.
03:07:18
Should be.
03:07:19
How about Giza two or no.
03:07:21
What's the middle one
03:07:24
on Akufo-Addo?
03:07:26
Why go for smaller?
03:07:27
Not the big ones.
03:07:29
The second one is the 15th.
03:07:31
That's the one they're concentrating on.
03:07:33
Maybe next week's topics should be that and we'll go all in.
03:07:36
Because I do that and I have a video that goes right along with it that we just
03:07:39
we do not have time tonight. It's crazy.
03:07:41
Just what I want to add shortly, it briefly is remember
03:07:44
the shit you're seeing is very similar to the stuff in space.
03:07:47
It is some projections, numbers and that are put into some weird thing
03:07:53
that are then oh, I totally converted into change
03:07:55
into some artistic rendering of what they think the clouds might be.
03:07:59
What I suggest is they're just a reflection.
03:08:03
That kind of shit does not see through.
03:08:05
Even you can see through sand well, but not like wet ground.
03:08:09
Yeah, I'm
03:08:09
not sure I can see through the pyramid as well as I could see through tree canopy.
03:08:14
So what you're seeing is probably a distortion of the pyramid itself, correct?
03:08:20
Yeah.
03:08:20
So it's so even in its right.
03:08:22
No, it's a labyrinth underneath or it's not or
03:08:27
or or it's or it's the third thing could be a third thing.
03:08:31
Right.
03:08:34
No. No one's into water sports.
03:08:36
I know though, you guys want to believe that it was built by.
03:08:39
I want the way they said that to the.
03:08:41
I think they're like,
03:08:43
they also think that it was filled with water.
03:08:44
I said on the very first show, the very first drafts that I think
03:08:49
the pyramids were, if not underwater, at least filled with water.
03:08:52
The whole thing was water.
03:08:53
We made sense with the very first flat drains.
03:08:57
Why they could lit, I'm sorry, flat drains, number one.
03:09:00
Not the first flat drains, but flat.
03:09:02
There had them all.
03:09:04
It was, twice attempted a recreational geyser.
03:09:09
Recreation.
03:09:10
I think they could try to recreate the water.
03:09:14
That's exercise geyser.
03:09:18
The activities of the geyser.
03:09:21
So there's a mile that have some breaking news.
03:09:25
Did you guys hear the story?
03:09:27
Yeah, I
03:09:29
including again.
03:09:30
You're getting anything that you could do.
03:09:38
At the time, the original victim, a high school student, told police
03:09:41
Fortenberry had sexual relations with him and at least five,
03:09:45
maybe ten other students.
03:09:47
One of them came forward and in new charging documents filed
03:09:50
this week, told investigators Fortenberry gave the boy shrooms
03:09:53
that made him feel funny, saying she would wait about an hour before.
03:09:57
That's pretty badass, right?
03:09:58
Sexually touching yourself with them.
03:10:00
The 14 year old victim went on to tell investigators
03:10:03
that Brittany made him watch while she had sex with his friends,
03:10:06
and that she would pleasure herself using his school pictures.
03:10:09
The boy also recounted a specific encounter at Fortenberry home,
03:10:13
where Fortenberry made them wear masks from the horror film screen
03:10:17
and they proceeded to take turns having sex with her for the next two hours.
03:10:21
It is difficult for kids.
03:10:22
Why did it take two hours?
03:10:24
Jeff Wittman with Prevent Child Abuse Indiana says it's not unusual for kids
03:10:28
to delay reporting abuse because their kids want to fuck
03:10:32
their teacher where they are and who they're with.
03:10:35
Most abuse occurs at the hands of people.
03:10:39
I like how they take
03:10:40
these candid shots of the school, but they have to blur everything out.
03:10:43
So it's like a ride that, you know, people are human and they make mistakes.
03:10:48
People are human and they just want to fuck kids.
03:10:50
Charges after police say sometimes people fuck kids are accident.
03:10:55
Her husband
03:10:56
also charged her husband and failing to make a report.
03:10:59
The mother of one. She found somebody to marry her.
03:11:01
Liz Fortenberry knew about things.
03:11:03
Who slaughtered the victim in front of her.
03:11:06
If he came forward and reported the weird.
03:11:09
And then kind of stupid.
03:11:12
Oh, okay.
03:11:14
Would you call those? Wait.
03:11:17
What are you, like to call them?
03:11:20
Cocoa Puffs?
03:11:22
Would you prefer Cocoa Puffs on it to emphasize its nigga?
03:11:29
Some days
03:11:30
it takes me all day to get nothing done.
03:11:34
Interesting.
03:11:35
Not doing anything with my life is surprisingly time consuming.
03:11:40
Especially with the show. Oh, Gary, fuck this shit up, dude.
03:11:42
Look at. Look at that.
03:11:43
He's not kissing the dog today, but it's what seems to happen at the same time.
03:11:48
Let's make it big before it goes away.
03:11:51
Look, you know what it is.
03:11:52
It's the same video from last week, but it's the point of view from the dog.
03:12:00
Oh. That was fun.
03:12:01
While it lasted, though, it was.
03:12:03
Okay. Bye.
03:12:04
As above, so below.
03:12:05
This is so creepy.
03:12:08
But I said we're looking at a paradox.
03:12:11
The fuck is this?
03:12:13
Oh, my God, Gary just realized. Wait.
03:12:15
He's been looking his whole life for himself,
03:12:18
and now he's swept himself off his feet.
03:12:23
That's.
03:12:23
That was weird as fuck.
03:12:28
Okay.
03:12:29
All right.
03:12:29
Are we ready to have a deep dive down a rabbit hole?
03:12:32
Oh, yeah.
03:12:33
All.
03:12:36
I don't know what this is.
03:12:37
I have no idea what this is.
03:12:39
Down the rabbit hole. Oh, there we go.
03:12:42
I'm sure it's over there.
03:12:43
Chocolate covered psychology, I do.
03:12:47
I go over, there's no escaping Trump.
03:12:50
Foreign government.
03:12:53
I've always thought there was
03:12:55
something strange about Cocoa Puffs commercials.
03:12:58
On most kids, cereal commercials are pretty straightforward.
03:13:00
There's a fun, wacky mascot character who wants a certain cereal.
03:13:02
It has to overcome some kind of obstacle to get to.
03:13:06
It's pretty basic stuff, but the thing that's strange about Cocoa
03:13:08
Puffs commercials is that the company isn't trying to get the cereal.
03:13:11
He's actively trying to avoid its opponents.
03:13:13
What do you mean?
03:13:14
If you think about it, Sony is kind of a struggling actress
03:13:16
desperately trying not to relapse, but it fails every time
03:13:18
end up destroying them and terrifying the people around him.
03:13:21
I can't control myself. I'm going to on the home
03:13:25
of Cocoa Puffs are literally ruining his life.
03:13:28
And I think it's kind of weird that that's
03:13:30
how General Mills chose to advertise their cereal for children.
03:13:32
But whatever. He's just saying, it's commercials.
03:13:34
They're all essentially the same. There's no world building there.
03:13:36
Could it possibly be anything we're theorizing about? Right.
03:13:39
What if I told you
03:13:40
this colorful cereal
03:13:41
is one of the most dark and complex underlying narrative
03:13:43
I have ever seen in a piece of media, a hidden story of addiction,
03:13:45
more betrayal, and a massive conspiracy about the world's
03:13:47
unlimited that no one has discovered before today.
03:13:49
I promise you for this, you will never be able
03:13:51
to watch a Coca-Cola commercial the same way again.
03:13:53
This is the Coca-Cola
03:13:55
commercials.
03:13:57
I don't again commercials anymore.
03:13:59
Oh no, I mean, I should I should call my lawyer.
03:14:03
I'm John Morgan.
03:14:04
Morgan. Morgan. Hi. John. Morgan.
03:14:05
Section Morgan, it's
03:14:07
Alex Bell of YouTube of the fair trade shows brought to you by banks.
03:14:11
And for
03:14:13
more and more.
03:14:15
And your interest would be millions of dollars and get it.
03:14:19
Morgan is the biggest injury lawyer.
03:14:20
His lawyers covered over $20 billion for their clients.
03:14:25
$20 billion.
03:14:27
That's a lot of money
03:14:28
the insurance companies tried to lobotomy by Morgan, and Morgan
03:14:31
was able to take my pain and suffering and turn it into all this money.
03:14:36
It's almost a good thing that I was injured.
03:14:38
Oh, wait, wait, wait, how much is Morgan?
03:14:40
And Morgan got a got the same video.
03:14:41
Whatever. All was legal fees.
03:14:43
Unless we're successful, they're completely free.
03:14:45
Unless I did.
03:14:46
Oh, wait a second.
03:14:48
I don't know how to hire a lawyer. That sounds too hard.
03:14:50
I'm just a little baby. I know how to do that.
03:14:52
Oh, it's actually super easy, idiot.
03:14:54
You can just go to their website and then a couple clicks,
03:14:56
you can find out if you have a case.
03:14:57
You're literally away from your smartphone, dummy.
03:14:59
And remember, there's only
03:15:01
speaking three words right?
03:15:04
30 oh oh here.
03:15:06
It originally feature three children
03:15:07
instead of the iconic Bluebird as their mascot. Oh, I'm sorry for that.
03:15:09
Oh, this is terrible.
03:15:10
It wasn't until 1962 that's not even your actual story
03:15:15
time.
03:15:16
Hey, come on, come on, come on.
03:15:17
This format was very successful.
03:15:19
It certainly has been the mascot, the brand ever since.
03:15:20
Since then, he's gone through many. They're never quite as good as the Cubs.
03:15:23
Sometimes he's joined by children, sometimes with his grandpa,
03:15:25
but he always ends up going cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs. Despite his background.
03:15:27
Actually, we're better able to make that, said,
03:15:31
you guys, the most iconic design that he's still known for today.
03:15:33
And it's these commercials that I'm going to be focusing on from
03:15:35
the more moderate, too much
03:15:37
the 1880s already.
03:15:39
Parents are still, for those moments.
03:15:42
It's surprisingly complex for just being the backdrop for commercials.
03:15:45
They have their own cities for airports.
03:15:47
Parents definitely have a point here.
03:15:49
That's the property of oh yeah, the Cocoa Puffs.
03:15:51
Commercial birds need a military quarter kind of round carrots.
03:15:54
Are you eating?
03:15:55
Your bird world seems to run on Cocoa Puffs.
03:15:57
All the grocery stores sell months. If you go to the opera
03:15:59
they're singing about, you want me to fast forward my here?
03:16:02
Even the media seems to be run.
03:16:03
I just turn it off.
03:16:06
So obviously this is a very different
03:16:09
this is a nunchuck where these I'm aware.
03:16:12
Yeah. Do you want to play.
03:16:14
Yeah.
03:16:15
I don't want to flex like. So, we bowling.
03:16:20
I have yet to have a 300 game.
03:16:22
We only
03:16:26
you play.
03:16:26
We by yourself, then you're playing me.
03:16:30
The avatar is calling me.
03:16:34
Am I me?
03:16:39
To draw him his chair, my.
03:16:44
I've seen your chair and draw.
03:16:46
Any questions for the chair?
03:16:48
I don't know if it if it thinks it's a race car seat.
03:16:53
Yeah.
03:16:53
Does it feel like a race car seat because it identify
03:16:57
as a female?
03:17:02
What gender?
03:17:04
You know, because of my marks in my matches against my shoulder.
03:17:09
So so so we're also going to go
03:17:13
ultra speed.
03:17:16
Think
03:17:17
I'm 54 000.
03:17:21
You're right.
03:17:23
Thank you. Oh I'm sound two.
03:17:25
Not so know but I'm not I'm not.
03:17:31
She's the one that's got to clean it all up.
03:17:34
000 there you go.
03:17:37
Jar and the above have a lot.
03:17:41
No. So how
03:17:43
how's.
03:17:47
That's fun.
03:17:48
Well, it's the Brady and Joshua Brady and joke area.
03:17:53
Since I.
03:17:55
Was in for sure.
03:17:58
What do I need to weigh?
03:18:01
We're gonna make it make our dreams come true.
03:18:03
Brady.
03:18:04
And your show, it's Brady and draw.
03:18:07
It's their show now. Brady. Draw.
03:18:11
Have a good night. Talk to you, buddy.
03:18:13
Hey, Gary. Have a nice day.
03:18:15
It's nice talking to you, buddy.
03:18:17
I'm not going anywhere. As above.
03:18:18
So below.
03:18:31
This is just to raise your shirt.
03:18:33
And I'm.
03:18:36
You know what?
03:18:37
We do this for a half an hour, and we just call it a.
03:18:41
And you watch.
03:18:42
It's going to have the most views, right?
03:18:44
Or clip most clips.
03:18:49
Leader is capable of penetrating tree
03:18:51
canopies and giving an accurate topographical image.
03:18:54
Correct.
03:18:54
But ground penetrating radar or lidar is not going to penetrate
03:18:59
20 100ft into the earth unless it's loose sand,
03:19:03
which is could be possible around the desert.
03:19:07
I also didn't add.
03:19:08
I found that they found they were proving it.
03:19:11
They were taking stuff where they knew what was on the ground
03:19:13
and showing their system, and it was accurately showing that.
03:19:15
So maybe it is accurate, but it just seems odd.
03:19:19
You know, when you look at the thermal, that's why it's interesting.
03:19:22
You know,
03:19:22
you look at a thermal image and it's red where it's hot and blue where it's cold.
03:19:26
That's what the cylinders look like.
03:19:29
There's a lot of artistic license making them perfect cylinders with a spiral.
03:19:33
Like I didn't see any of that. Right.
03:19:35
That doesn't make sense. Yeah.
03:19:39
Oh, wait.
03:19:40
We didn't even get a chance to talk about Gary's new job.
03:19:42
I betcha he's already started. That's why he's not going to come back.
03:19:45
He's got to go to bed and work at 6 to 7 in the morning.
03:19:48
I know his new job is I try to throw my guys for a
03:19:52
I know what it is and take it from a strange angle, but I'm going to.
03:19:56
You're not saying anything about it.
03:19:58
Actually.
03:20:00
I'm just going to use the word actually a lot as a clue under him.
03:20:04
Oh, sure, I'm okay with
03:20:06
actually is a very good clue.
03:20:09
I don't know where he works, knows that I don't ask people where they work.
03:20:12
I don't give a shit about where they work on like fucking,
03:20:17
7-Eleven.
03:20:18
What the fuck was the kid? The kid?
03:20:20
If the fucking
03:20:22
the cake came?
03:20:23
Yeah, I forgot his name. What is it? Kmart.
03:20:25
Quick, k quick.
03:20:27
What a circle k circle k yes! Goddamn it!
03:20:30
Sean!
03:20:30
Sean at the circle k yeah, go fuck yourself.
03:20:33
Show the circle K
03:20:36
somewhere.
03:20:37
Brooke Park, Ohio.
03:20:40
Fuck you.
03:20:48
He's.
03:20:53
Bashful.
03:20:53
Ever.
03:20:56
So there's still about 30 or 40 clips left.
03:20:59
Oh, I don't know why he sent so many of this time.
03:21:02
Shut.
03:21:04
He should.
03:21:04
He should save them all for himself and then, like, whittle them down
03:21:08
and then send them.
03:21:10
Well, yeah, I could do that too.
03:21:12
There could be a little editorial aspect of my job.
03:21:15
My hobby. It's not a job.
03:21:16
I'm just getting paid for a job.
03:21:18
You got to overload.
03:21:20
Know the time of the day that they come and stuff.
03:21:21
He's just scroll and he's scrolling and scrolling.
03:21:23
He's like, he just slides it.
03:21:25
Oh, come on man, I can tell that he doesn't even copy and paste because
03:21:28
when I get them on and says
03:21:31
it says his Facebook username has shared a video with you.
03:21:34
So he's
03:21:35
just click and share with the show, share with the show, share with you, show.
03:21:38
And yeah, I think once we get so many that actually have to do
03:21:41
with the stupid topic, the stupid ones can go.
03:21:44
We didn't even get to pick a topic.
03:21:46
I didn't get to spin the wheel.
03:21:49
Well, for Mister Rogers, if it's mentionable, it's manageable.
03:21:53
Have you ever heard that therapeutic statement?
03:21:56
It was the reason why the show topic was stupid.
03:22:02
Is that because of what the kid.
03:22:05
The voicemail from the kid was it?
03:22:07
Did you think that was stupid?
03:22:10
I think the kid said that the show was stupid, but he said someone was stupid.
03:22:14
Yeah, he said the topic was stupid.
03:22:18
The monologue them every topic.
03:22:20
What was the last topic?
03:22:21
Yeah, the last topic, guys.
03:22:23
But he said it was.
03:22:24
Yeah.
03:22:24
He said the those stupid bus in a nut.
03:22:31
Is probably talking about how kids should feel.
03:22:33
They can talk through tough issues like, you know, the first day of school
03:22:37
or feeling sad, or the moral bankruptcy of laundering money for Russian oligarchs.
03:22:43
And he said a political gain would basically, if it's mentionable
03:22:47
manageable means talk about the hard stuff.
03:22:51
I had no doubt that being a bedwetter in my teens
03:22:54
was going to be my biggest secret, my greatest humiliation, my hugest shame.
03:22:59
It made my childhood torture.
03:23:02
And it wasn't until I got older that I just talked about it.
03:23:06
And now I'm making money by talking about it on a TV show.
03:23:10
Oh my God, just like that fucking opportunist, Mr.
03:23:13
Rogers.
03:23:16
I don't get it.
03:23:19
She used to be good until
03:23:22
she sold out.
03:23:25
Became a weird.
03:23:27
Movie sold out
03:23:29
arena shows money by politics.
03:23:32
I would hate to be a sellout.
03:23:33
That would suck.
03:23:35
Motivated by politics, not by comedy.
03:23:42
Yeah.
03:23:44
Oh, dude, I love this new setup.
03:23:47
All the links that aren't green.
03:23:48
We didn't play similarly.
03:23:49
Bill Burr, Bill Burr I'm
03:23:51
going to warn you to turn your sound down because I'm not gonna.
03:23:55
This is insanely.
03:24:09
This.
03:24:17
Is a chicken attack.
03:24:20
Single greatest circus I've ever.
03:24:26
This one doesn't have a title.
03:24:29
What is it?
03:24:30
25 scientists made an earth shattering
03:24:33
discovery inside Egypt's legendary Great Pyramid of Giza.
03:24:37
Using revolutionary new satellite technology
03:24:40
known as synthetic aperture radar Doppler tomography.
03:24:43
UFO researchers
03:24:45
and Corrado Malanga, the team uncovered
03:24:48
astonishing hidden structures beneath one of humanity's greatest monuments.
03:24:51
Since I've seen this before, I'm guessing I know which one.
03:24:54
Researchers discovered a massive previously unknown chamber spanning five
03:24:58
distinct horizontal levels, intricately designed and deliberately concealed.
03:25:04
This secret room has.
03:25:05
Listen, if you happen to be outside Rumble, call in at 15863 Street.
03:25:09
We'll send you a link.
03:25:10
The discovery was just the beginning.
03:25:12
There it is. That was the story about. Look at that.
03:25:14
Look, look this discovery with images of years.
03:25:18
Look, that's.
03:25:22
That.
03:25:22
So they're assuming, like your eye and your eyes filling a lot.
03:25:25
And maybe I'm wrong.
03:25:26
Maybe I don't know how to interpret a thermal scan or whatever.
03:25:28
This is.
03:25:31
The first two look similar
03:25:32
because they're at the similar range, but then your
03:25:34
your mind just makes up the other columns.
03:25:37
They end up drawing.
03:25:39
Where's the picture of the whole astonishing hidden structures
03:25:41
beneath one and eight perfectly symmetrical cylindrical?
03:25:44
Well, they drew those.
03:25:45
Send those cylinders from that single image.
03:25:51
Now, how do you saw that?
03:25:52
Did you see the spirals?
03:25:53
There wasn't a single image.
03:25:55
That was the single image you saw. There was.
03:25:57
But this discovery was just I find this single image
03:26:00
showing the quality of what they were looking at.
03:26:03
They clearly would show us.
03:26:07
And if this
03:26:08
shit really worked, do you think that the military is going
03:26:11
to let just anyone fly a plane over some anywhere and see everything?
03:26:16
Let me say that again.
03:26:16
Fly over anywhere and see everything?
03:26:20
Short answer. No.
03:26:22
Any mountain base, any lair, any super fortress.
03:26:26
Any bunker.
03:26:28
There's no way. That's the question.
03:26:30
This is going to be like the guy that powered a car on water.
03:26:33
He's this. These people are going to disappear
03:26:35
and this should all be scrubbed and will never.
03:26:37
Oh, shit. We put it on our show.
03:26:40
Great. Thanks a lot.
03:26:41
We just got canceled.
03:26:43
Well, worse than that, this is not a cancelable offense.
03:26:46
This is a removal. This isn't a real show.
03:26:50
It's just a facsimile.
03:26:52
Unfortunately, we're scripted.
03:26:56
The beginner would be way better if we were.
03:26:58
Radar scans penetrating deep beneath the pyramid of wrestling
03:27:01
could have revealed eight perfectly symmetrical, cylindrical, well alive
03:27:05
descending an incredible.
03:27:09
Radar scans penetrating deep beneath the pyramid of coffer.
03:27:12
Can we get there?
03:27:13
We got someone saying wetlands.
03:27:17
Why does he say eight?
03:27:18
Perfectly symmetrical.
03:27:20
Cindric and Cindric all cylindrical.
03:27:24
Cylindrical? Yeah.
03:27:26
What radar?
03:27:28
Maybe an A penetrating deep beneath the pyramid of coffer have revealed
03:27:32
eight perfectly symmetrical cylindrical use like a tangible.
03:27:35
So the reason I say perfectly symmetrical maybe.
03:27:38
I guess there's an assumption which is is because my research, which we should
03:27:41
seriously, we should do the whole show on just this topic next week.
03:27:45
It'll fill it.
03:27:47
The the technology
03:27:49
that they have goes down to a resolution,
03:27:52
if you will, of no grit, no smaller than 25m.
03:27:56
So every square pixel in their imagery is is the size of
03:28:01
what's
03:28:01
something that's 25m that I can use as a visual.
03:28:04
I can't think of anything 25m, can't even think.
03:28:07
Basketball field.
03:28:09
Suzanne. They're off by 25m.
03:28:11
No, I'm saying that they just said it was perfectly symmetrical.
03:28:14
So cylindrical.
03:28:17
I don't think that's actually attainable
03:28:19
at a resolution of 25m, like, oh, so what's your screen?
03:28:24
Oh, dude.
03:28:25
Mind does like one millimeter.
03:28:27
Mine does less than that.
03:28:28
Oh yeah. My screen does 25 to be your picture.
03:28:30
Why would it be like why would it be taper like this going all the way down
03:28:34
640 I mean I mean it could be that would be even more impressive
03:28:37
because what we're looking I don't know how big is the 648m.
03:28:41
How big?
03:28:41
It's like.
03:28:45
The pyramid is several football fields wide.
03:28:47
That's why. Because it's a it's a large area.
03:28:50
Yeah, right. There we go.
03:28:53
Oh, you're not truly disgusting as you're eating unless you burp on my.
03:28:56
Oh yeah. If you haven't every everyone has left. Yeah.
03:28:59
They've left now.
03:29:03
It's weird because it backfires like a fagot.
03:29:05
No. The Asmr gets way more
03:29:09
way of eating.
03:29:10
This is the last one eating.
03:29:12
And he was smoking.
03:29:14
Descending an incredible 648m.
03:29:16
No, but over 200ft.
03:29:19
All the stuff we saw straight into that pizza everybody's eating.
03:29:22
These enormous shafts are precisely engineered,
03:29:25
arranged methodically in parallel rows.
03:29:27
Pick them up and straight into solid bedrock.
03:29:31
These enormous shafts, or amps, are precisely engineered.
03:29:35
These enormous shafts are precisely engineered, arranged methodically
03:29:39
in parallel rows, and extend downward into vast cubic formations
03:29:43
nearly two kilometers below the surface.
03:29:46
Each cylindrical shaft measures several meters in diameter,
03:29:49
constructed with astonishing accuracy, far surpassing the abilities
03:29:53
previously attributed to ancient Egyptian technology.
03:29:56
Must be aliens.
03:29:59
The depth alone defies comprehension when to say those.
03:30:04
So just for the record, these.
03:30:07
What do you say, aliens?
03:30:09
I didn't hear that part until you said it.
03:30:11
I said it,
03:30:13
they said it far surpasses anything that Egypt
03:30:16
or anything we know could have existed, which infers,
03:30:20
no, don't you watch the History Channel?
03:30:22
The answer is always
03:30:25
anything we know can be fucking anything
03:30:28
attributed to ancient Egyptian previous.
03:30:30
They could be smarter.
03:30:32
The comprehension of civilization 600.
03:30:35
Like, just keep watching.
03:30:36
You're going to feel silly. 48m.
03:30:38
These wells plunged deeper than the height of the world's tallest skyscrapers,
03:30:42
connecting to immense subterranean spaces whose purposes remain utterly mysterious
03:30:48
must be even more astonishingly, beneath the entire plateau
03:30:52
lies an expansive network of interconnected chambers, tunnels
03:30:56
and massive structures buried deep underground, stretching for kilometers.
03:31:01
Yeah, no one's like city of these underground constructions surpassed
03:31:07
anything ever imagined by archeologists or historians challenging.
03:31:12
Hold on.
03:31:13
Archeologists and historians
03:31:15
should not be imagining anything, especially historians.
03:31:19
Everything we thought we knew about ancient Egypt and its history
03:31:24
could these enormous wells and don't think that represent remnants of a lost city.
03:31:29
And how it happened.
03:31:29
One far more incredible than dynastic story.
03:31:32
Let me imagine the story.
03:31:33
Ancient Sumerian legends speak clearly of pre-flood civilizations
03:31:37
like Atlantis or move powerful beings known as the Anunnaki.
03:31:42
Oh, pump, pump!
03:31:43
There it is, alien Titans.
03:31:45
Don't you feel silly now who imparted extraordinary knowledge and skills
03:31:49
that aliens could these newly discovered.
03:31:52
Wait, what?
03:31:56
Ended up going on.
03:31:56
Aliens?
03:31:59
What are they?
03:32:02
I mean, you know, let's
03:32:03
just assume that they existed and then go for their human.
03:32:07
Their humans.
03:32:09
But they don't look like me.
03:32:11
So I'm a human.
03:32:12
Maybe that I'm not what they look like. Human.
03:32:16
You were created in their human.
03:32:21
The whacked off on a monkey?
03:32:25
Yeah.
03:32:25
I don't I don't believe in all that shit.
03:32:30
I just don't
03:32:32
you don't.
03:32:34
You don't have to. Not.
03:32:35
Yeah. I'm much. I'm.
03:32:36
I believe what I see.
03:32:41
You don't have to.
03:32:43
We have instruments that will show you this is an image.
03:32:46
No, that's not an image of one. But.
03:32:52
How far back did I just go?
03:32:54
Holy shit.
03:32:58
Not these assholes again.
03:33:00
I like these guys.
03:33:01
Drake's posse outside a nursery.
03:33:03
Oh, that ranch is more spoiled than a rich white girl
03:33:05
in an anti-Israeli protest going to get some of that Palestine?
03:33:08
Yeah, that's a serious company. I want to see some of those titties.
03:33:11
Oh, call me Henry knows the third,
03:33:13
because we'll be racing to cook this chicken
03:33:14
and it might catch on fire and harm a small animal.
03:33:16
Dad, you guys have seen stuff like that.
03:33:18
Fried chicken is a staple food of a certain loud and raucous cultures.
03:33:21
Diet, for Christ's sakes. What are you talking, southern people?
03:33:24
Because my bitch ex-wife took the air fryer in the divorce.
03:33:26
Today, we'll be using a retro black stone grill.
03:33:29
Dad, who's George Foreman?
03:33:30
He's chef like Anthony Bourdain.
03:33:31
Nobody had about the same amount of head trauma. That sounds mean. Don't worry.
03:33:34
If he was still alive, he'd show you the ropes.
03:33:36
But today, when we're cooking the chicken nuggets,
03:33:39
fuck you.
03:33:39
Eat your dicks.
03:33:40
Having a bad day to do this spiritual brave, and it will heal you.
03:33:45
Fuck off.
03:33:47
He got okay.
03:33:50
What if you're having a bad day today?
03:33:53
The spiritual breathing, and it will heal you.
03:33:58
Fuck off, you guys.
03:34:02
Did he say fuck off?
03:34:03
You can't or you can't? Yeah.
03:34:05
No, I think he said,
03:34:08
Fucking asshole.
03:34:09
Fuck you asshole.
03:34:11
Fuck you.
03:34:12
Fuck bullshit.
03:34:13
Or maybe he said, fuck loser.
03:34:16
Fuck your power cow cause he's a hunter.
03:34:19
Yes, I found it only on the Brady and George show.
03:34:23
Loser. Coward!
03:34:25
Coward! Loser. Fucking cunt.
03:34:28
He was swinging in.
03:34:31
Yeah, just.
03:34:32
Just swinging a.
03:34:36
Little short of cheese and pretty edgy.
03:34:39
Ain't your grandma's tank.
03:34:40
I can't believe I'm out here on the front porch in the swing.
03:34:44
Just a swinging shit, man.
03:34:48
That ball, that little girl.
03:34:52
Now shot it.
03:34:53
She's a dart.
03:34:54
It told somebody was swinging. So.
03:34:57
All right, this is what say you.
03:34:59
It's a blessing or a curse.
03:35:03
It is what it is.
03:35:04
And pretty okay, I assure you it's not I.
03:35:08
There is a whole genre of videos.
03:35:10
This is just the best one because I.
03:35:14
It is not I.
03:35:15
I am Mr. skeptical Mr..
03:35:18
Everything is fake and that is 100% I the only reason why I do,
03:35:24
the only reason why I settled on this one
03:35:27
is because the ball was black.
03:35:29
But if you'd like, I can find you know,
03:35:33
I'm background this ball again.
03:35:36
I want to see this ball again.
03:35:38
Not another ball with big balls.
03:35:40
I want to see this ball again.
03:35:42
It's so common that nobody.
03:35:44
You're not going to take it.
03:35:45
Ain't no renaissance. I can't believe I was.
03:35:48
Hey, I.
03:35:51
In the comments below.
03:35:52
What do you think? Is this?
03:35:53
I it's not here.
03:35:56
I'm a front porch in this way.
03:35:58
You shut up. So to the horse for me.
03:36:01
Took a horse drawn busses.
03:36:03
We're not really talking about horses drawing busses.
03:36:06
I know that just being in the shadow isn't enough, because the fake.
03:36:09
It could be really good fake.
03:36:10
But if it was I.
03:36:13
If somebody just to make a bull watch, you can actually do the thing.
03:36:16
Maybe get a mirror and the angle like this.
03:36:19
It's connected. There is another balls.
03:36:21
And I'm telling you, dude, there's so many.
03:36:23
I'll bring up others if you want to look at ball testicles swinging like this.
03:36:27
No, sir.
03:36:27
Inspection.
03:36:28
There's a little girl on the right, and it's like it
03:36:32
shouldn't be flopping that much at that point.
03:36:33
It looks a little.
03:36:34
Okay, here's what it is, though. It's not swinging.
03:36:36
It's the poor thing is bouncing off the back of his head.
03:36:39
I know that, but yeah, there's of course we all know that.
03:36:43
We all that we all suffer from this same affliction. We know
03:36:47
little girl, little girl.
03:36:51
Now Charlotte, she's a darling.
03:36:53
Told me was playing
03:36:56
anyway.
03:36:57
Well, just bite them off at that point
03:37:00
she wrote a song about that.
03:37:02
Why not by any of them?
03:37:04
He's got big balls, but your ball.
03:37:06
So please go back.
03:37:08
Your balls are half.
03:37:12
Right.
03:37:12
So in my opinion, that's definitely a parable.
03:37:16
Parables.
03:37:18
Well, a parables that doesn't.
03:37:19
There was only there was only one round the pear.
03:37:21
The joke was the pear was
03:37:24
in between the bowl.
03:37:26
Just because it doesn't make the appropriate
03:37:29
half.
03:37:30
These videos are just labeled stupid.
03:37:32
Okay, bring them on.
03:37:34
We're about halfway through the videos, just so everyone watching knows.
03:37:37
All right.
03:37:38
Now, my mate Paul says they run on quantum power, and that's why you can see it.
03:37:43
See, that's why these aren't making sense.
03:37:45
I keep missing the beginning. Yeah,
03:37:49
well, the switch, it's
03:37:51
it's hard for me to have horse drawn busses.
03:37:54
We're not really talking about horses drawing.
03:37:56
Well, the universe is, aren't there, then?
03:37:59
My mate Paul says they run on some power.
03:38:02
And that's why you can see into an alternate dimension
03:38:04
in which everything's the same as our realm, but backwards.
03:38:08
What is Paul doing?
03:38:09
Well, he works in, a tennis ball factory where he had to catch the tennis balls,
03:38:14
but he was fired from that.
03:38:15
There is unemployed.
03:38:18
Speaking.
03:38:18
Unemployed,
03:38:20
Did you start your new job?
03:38:22
I've got an interview Wednesday.
03:38:25
Yeah, fine.
03:38:28
Oh, I thought you. Oh, my God, you're dead.
03:38:30
You're fired.
03:38:30
You're never going to work here. Oh, no.
03:38:32
The hiring manager.
03:38:34
They think right now he's fired.
03:38:36
Is that what they told you?
03:38:38
I don't call us.
03:38:40
You're hiring guys on vacation.
03:38:42
We'll call you. Yeah,
03:38:45
and reschedule my interview for a week and a half later.
03:38:49
Weird.
03:38:50
No. It's great.
03:38:51
It's been a good week.
03:38:54
Where in the.
03:38:55
Hi, Dave.
03:38:56
Hi, Dave. Hi, Dave.
03:38:59
I've had three months sabbatical.
03:39:01
It's been really good that take that.
03:39:03
Dan, is it really good?
03:39:05
Because I was like, on two days off
03:39:08
and I don't know what first two days are kind of boring.
03:39:12
Yeah, yeah.
03:39:14
But after about a month or two,
03:39:16
whatever that is, you stretch your task out throughout the day.
03:39:19
It's your groove.
03:39:20
Yeah.
03:39:20
I've been having a good time
03:39:24
and get stuff done and I'm chillin.
03:39:27
Big Bad Dave.
03:39:30
It's been good.
03:39:31
It's been really good.
03:39:33
I hate to admit it is.
03:39:35
Believe you.
03:39:37
Oh, it is. It's good stuff, man.
03:39:40
I mean,
03:39:41
besides not being able to afford to buy anything
03:39:44
like everything else is going great.
03:39:50
What do I need to buy?
03:39:51
Have. Yeah.
03:39:52
You still, in part, still managed to buy things?
03:39:54
Oh, yeah.
03:39:55
I just got a new bottle of booze.
03:39:59
You saw the bottle of booze? It's 21 bucks.
03:40:01
Sounds like I know I can go one piece and all of this.
03:40:05
There's a famous course called peaches.
03:40:06
Call number seven. It's a drill call from one of these holes.
03:40:09
It's in granite, Petri and done both analog and explain this video.
03:40:12
Well, it's about a one inch 60. Right.
03:40:13
So for each size
03:40:14
60in of horizontal travel, it's going one inch into the stone.
03:40:18
Okay. That figure is 500 times.
03:40:21
We don't have the machining capability that is demonstrated here.
03:40:27
Oh even if you don't
03:40:30
it's it's it's it doesn't matter whether we do or we don't.
03:40:34
It's the same that there was a rotary tool use at a high speed velocity that.
03:40:38
Yeah, was used to cut that because that's what we know by machine.
03:40:43
There's there's a telltale to the machine mark situation with Chris
03:40:47
is that I, the Joe Rogan has brought that up.
03:40:50
But I was a fan of that way before.
03:40:54
And it's just incredible the amount of, actual machining
03:41:00
processes that are done on some of these ancient sites that are
03:41:04
to a modern scale are different, but what they still apply to back then,
03:41:07
and it's interesting that they were able to achieve some of the like the, the
03:41:12
they were holding the square up to the ceiling like some of the surfaces are,
03:41:15
are machine flat
03:41:18
like you can never hand sand something.
03:41:22
You know that perfectly flat.
03:41:24
It is impossible be able to hold a specific
03:41:29
the specific tolerance and have it on a machine that there no way.
03:41:33
And so it had to be machine.
03:41:35
It defies what they claim.
03:41:37
The capabilities of these people were no, it doesn't have to be current.
03:41:41
Doesn't necessarily mean it has to be.
03:41:42
Of an engine driven type situation.
03:41:47
It could be still pulleys and stuff if you had enough.
03:41:51
I don't know exactly what you would use.
03:41:52
You could use a waterfall or, you know, water, a stream, a river
03:41:56
to turn a, pedal a gear
03:41:59
and then drive, you know, some
03:42:02
that then eventually turns something, but,
03:42:05
that is what is needed in order to do that.
03:42:09
And you need a high revolution
03:42:13
drill bit that is not only going to
03:42:16
you need a machine that can not only produce the revolutions
03:42:19
per minute, which is extraordinary, the downward pressure,
03:42:23
and then also the material that is used,
03:42:26
because they are cutting this into materials like granite, right.
03:42:29
And granite, typically they use like diamond to cut granite.
03:42:35
And they also have a diorite
03:42:36
also, which is harder, slightly harder than granite.
03:42:39
And they, they use diamond to cut that.
03:42:41
So you need diamond tipped.
03:42:45
Tools.
03:42:46
You need diamond tipped rotary tools.
03:42:48
Yeah. Right.
03:42:49
I thought it was a yeah.
03:42:50
Allegedly in the allegedly it was.
03:42:52
All right. So as far as technology.
03:42:54
So you're assuming then that it must be aliens, therefore aliens.
03:42:57
No, no one said that. No one said that.
03:43:00
I think you
03:43:01
said that just like the last video that came out of my mouth.
03:43:04
But you said it.
03:43:04
I don't know what you call it. Aliens.
03:43:06
If you call like us technology for anything that is foreign to you is alien.
03:43:13
Okay, so if oh yeah, if Elon Musk, if Elon Musk is alien,
03:43:19
the next coming of the next coming of Jesus, who is Elon Musk?
03:43:23
No, no, Musk is the Antichrist.
03:43:25
Let's not get confused.
03:43:25
But I know that's why I said that if he puts us on Mars
03:43:29
and we get slightly disconnected, the Mars
03:43:32
territory, you get slightly disconnected from Earth,
03:43:34
and then a catastrophic event happens on Earth, and then we come back to Earth
03:43:38
and we're colonize Earth.
03:43:40
Is that considered alien?
03:43:43
We're aliens. Yeah, we are the aliens.
03:43:46
No, no. Just displaced. Same.
03:43:49
Remember that weird incidence, right, so I can't.
03:43:52
I'm going to Mars.
03:43:53
What you just said was everything or just as bad.
03:43:55
But the only reason he says we're going to Mars is so you see the funding.
03:43:59
They think, hold on.
03:44:01
What do you think is easier to terraform Earth or to fix terraform Mars?
03:44:06
Earth?
03:44:07
So why the fuck is this bullshit?
03:44:09
We're going to go to Mars and make it better than Earth.
03:44:11
That's nonsense. That's just to get money for him.
03:44:14
Anybody who anybody who thinks otherwise is stupid.
03:44:18
No, it's too, It's too.
03:44:20
I mean, we're doing some of
03:44:22
this.
03:44:23
We need to leave this planet in order to.
03:44:25
If this is a that's a fallacy. That's a myth.
03:44:27
If this is actually a one. Yes.
03:44:29
Everything you're saying about.
03:44:30
Why do we.
03:44:31
Otherwise I won't say like you say otherwise.
03:44:33
Everything was useless. All of it.
03:44:35
Why do we have to leave Earth? We'll do useless you.
03:44:38
We'll do the same to us.
03:44:39
All of human effort would be useless.
03:44:41
Oh no no no, not. Why do we have to save humanity?
03:44:43
Why do we have to leave Earth?
03:44:45
We have.
03:44:45
Because this today answer the question is the same.
03:44:48
What is impermanent?
03:44:50
Impermanent. So?
03:44:51
So a bunch of smart scientists think that we're it's
03:44:53
not going to be inhabitable and habitable anymore.
03:44:55
Yes, we know that.
03:44:57
Which is the current state of Mars,
03:45:00
correct?
03:45:01
It's asinine and nonsense.
03:45:03
Stop talking about it
03:45:04
and concentrate your resources elsewhere to be a space correct?
03:45:08
What do they call that?
03:45:08
Stage three civilization.
03:45:11
Stage four.
03:45:12
Yeah. If you're part of the game. Civilization. What?
03:45:14
In the real world, I'm SimCity.
03:45:16
All right?
03:45:17
What do you mean?
03:45:20
The the Dyson sphere is one level.
03:45:22
One is at one.
03:45:23
Level one starts at one, and we're at zero
03:45:28
greater.
03:45:29
And we can achieve today in terms of achieving faster penetration
03:45:32
greater than we can achieve today. So it's not aliens.
03:45:34
You know what? It's not chumlee either.
03:45:36
Imagine that. It's all right.
03:45:38
Listen me, how did plumbers learn how to plumb in the olden days,
03:45:41
before the internet, even before encyclopedias?
03:45:45
Do know who the fuck.
03:45:49
Oh, God, I hope not.
03:45:50
Who gives a shit?
03:45:51
The answer is literally, who gives a shit there.
03:45:53
Thank you for totally proving my point.
03:45:56
It was a master, an apprentice, and they passed it on.
03:45:58
If it wasn't son and son and father, it was master and apprentice.
03:46:01
And it was taught and learned to learn and taught.
03:46:03
And then when that stopped, everyone said, fuck it, I can learn on YouTube now.
03:46:06
What if one day YouTube just disappeared?
03:46:08
Poof off
03:46:10
when all these people that relied on that suddenly be stupid and in the dark,
03:46:13
almost dark ages, if you will, and then we'd be, you know what?
03:46:16
The next thing we know, we'd randomly,
03:46:17
accidentally create this thing called the internet and we'd be going,
03:46:20
how the fuck could they do this if we could do it?
03:46:23
No, it's impossible, because there were people way smarter.
03:46:28
We were way smarter than we were now, and we lost all that information.
03:46:32
That's why probably it's in the rocks.
03:46:34
It's in your blood, but we just don't know how to read it.
03:46:36
Anyway, if we were capable of doing that,
03:46:38
then we were capable of being spacefaring, which is why that argument exists.
03:46:41
We are spacefaring, you fucking dumb ass.
03:46:44
I'm saying like, like able to
03:46:48
transition from different integral into,
03:46:51
yeah, I don't know, intergalactic for Star Trek stars.
03:46:55
Now you're talking all Star Wars beam in Super Cena.
03:46:59
Gary wants to correct me because it's Star Trek.
03:47:01
He wants to correct me, but he doesn't want hear the nerd button, which I already
03:47:05
did. You do you want to correct me?
03:47:09
How fast it penetrates me
03:47:13
is what she says.
03:47:14
And they also take 500 times greater.
03:47:17
Kind of like a smoking gun piece and all of this.
03:47:19
So the smoking gun he's saying claims here is that we could spin a lathe.
03:47:24
500 times faster than we can in 2025, based on the evidence of this piece.
03:47:28
Is that what size? Lathe.
03:47:30
It's not a lathe, dude, I don't I'm not a machinist.
03:47:34
Sorry, I'm not a welder.
03:47:35
That's the problem. Yeah.
03:47:37
If you understood what what it takes to to work
03:47:41
material that is like steel is way softer than rock.
03:47:45
Like it's. Are you talking about edging again?
03:47:47
Working material softer than steel is way softer.
03:47:52
Promise is you're trying to have a serious conversation
03:47:54
on an unserious show, and I'm doing my part.
03:47:57
I'm just saying,
03:47:59
if you explain that again to me because I'm sorry when they said core,
03:48:02
I picture this is some kind of a
03:48:05
piece that was leftover that was cut from a large center.
03:48:08
Yeah.
03:48:08
Center drill like it had a it wasn't like a full bit.
03:48:11
It was so all right.
03:48:12
So instead of lathe, I would, I should have said hole saw
03:48:16
I guess.
03:48:16
So I don't know who I don't I don't fucking know.
03:48:20
So the proof is by, by these markings
03:48:23
you can tell to be illusions per. Yeah.
03:48:26
Because when you drill based on this physical world, when you drill
03:48:29
stuff like that, you can tell how, how fast, how slow a drill bit is going.
03:48:33
There is a potential measurable amount, because you're supposed to move
03:48:36
a certain amount for a certain distance to get a good cut.
03:48:39
And if you can be able, you can literally measure that on this piece.
03:48:44
Could it be an efficiency issue?
03:48:45
You how many likes then?
03:48:46
How much? It's step down per minute.
03:48:48
Like you can tell the the the you can do all that math and tell
03:48:52
what the what it took to do this.
03:48:53
So serious question time then can you tell that it was
03:48:56
needed to go that fast, or was it just happened to happen
03:48:59
to be going that fast, like maybe it was it was going that fast the entire time?
03:49:03
That's the problem too, is like, so if you were doing it by hand with a hand
03:49:07
drill, you might you might go into it, go into it, push harder, push later.
03:49:11
This is the same.
03:49:12
This is this is not an archeologist.
03:49:14
So the problem is what they did.
03:49:16
So this was a this was a constant force that was which you could only get
03:49:20
literally from a machine. You couldn't.
03:49:23
And they're saying they don't have they didn't have a Caesar like power back then.
03:49:27
You know, the pyramid itself was used as a power plant.
03:49:30
If you use the same weight, I guess you could have it do the same thing.
03:49:34
What makes me laugh about the power plant thing is they say it was built
03:49:38
on the same materials that we build our power plants out of.
03:49:41
And I'm looking at it like, I'm looking at
03:49:44
granite and limestone and thinking, when have you ever seen,
03:49:49
like, a power structure built out of limestone and granite?
03:49:53
It was more about it was more the resin. I don't know what they're made out of.
03:49:56
Some of the heavy metals in some of the shit.
03:49:58
It's actually limestone and granite, but.
03:50:00
But it sounds ridiculous on the surface,
03:50:03
it was a bird that lives on the granite structure.
03:50:06
What do you think that is, a power plant?
03:50:09
I don't think that's what they meant by it. But
03:50:13
I think they meant well.
03:50:14
These cylinder theories are there.
03:50:16
They're making it more likely to go that create the reaction
03:50:19
at this facility introduced the concept to us that
03:50:23
that what is obviously true to all the rest of us,
03:50:27
it has to be obviously true to the remaining bunch
03:50:30
so that we can all get on board at the same time.
03:50:34
What bunch?
03:50:36
The the oh, the way we are making the break for.
03:50:41
Don't they call that the Ori?
03:50:42
Don't they don't they call that the Overton window?
03:50:46
No, it's it's Overton from Living Single.
03:50:49
Look, I got curious, like, wait, I got to check the roof reference.
03:50:51
Yeah,
03:50:51
that's the socially acceptable reality I got from the all black on living thing.
03:50:55
Oh, the one white guy.
03:50:56
And it takes a long time to move that window. Even.
03:50:59
Even if was a great discovery. The
03:51:02
whole of the whole of humanity will take a while.
03:51:05
I don't know if it's more political than social or science, but
03:51:09
I think we can.
03:51:10
I think we're going to make all of humanity.
03:51:15
Well, that's kind of gay sounding, the butthole of humanity or what?
03:51:19
Gary said,
03:51:20
let's get through the rest of these kind of thing clips because, I got to go.
03:51:24
Oh, why did you say God dang close?
03:51:27
I don't know, it doesn't make any sense when this goddamn stuff turn green.
03:51:32
When you. Dang that and dang it.
03:51:34
Oh, dang, dumb, Lee repeats.
03:51:36
And obviously wrong argument.
03:51:39
Look, I'm fucking sick of hearing.
03:51:42
Yeah, that's weird, because I just stopped the Sabina clip.
03:51:45
I'm like, son of a bitch. It's playing again,
03:51:48
right?
03:51:50
It's weird because it sounded the same.
03:51:53
Well, I'm not playing the spoof.
03:51:55
That's just so stupid.
03:51:57
Come on.
03:51:58
We've already played that exact spoofed you over time
03:52:01
bullshit.
03:52:05
I like that
03:52:07
you guys do while I'm fucking bullshit.
03:52:11
Fuck you.
03:52:12
And the brilliant is so stupid.
03:52:13
That's so stupid.
03:52:15
It's really, if you ask.
03:52:16
It's not.
03:52:18
It's not true.
03:52:19
I mean, it's just ridic.
03:52:20
Dude, I'm a small business.
03:52:22
I'm a small business.
03:52:23
And the first thing I get to do is deduct all of my costs, right?
03:52:28
So if I was smart enough to somehow
03:52:32
put my cost into the future like they do, I would do it right.
03:52:36
I know, I mean, it was cost manager who puts like, sorry, I'm just scared
03:52:41
that they don't get the company because it is an unrealized gain.
03:52:44
You're worth 300 billion, but we text you on that
03:52:48
those stocks because you haven't sold the shares.
03:52:52
So you don't like have the money. Right.
03:52:54
But you worth the money but you don't have the money.
03:52:55
And so I now understand the argument.
03:52:57
They go like, no, you don't have it.
03:52:58
It's just what it's worth because it wants to crash and then you have nothing.
03:53:00
So we can't tax you on it.
03:53:02
Then Elon Musk takes the price for comedians and then he says, I hate this.
03:53:06
I can't stand this Tesla stock as collateral.
03:53:09
He now goes to private equity and banks and like other rich people or whatever,
03:53:14
he goes like, can you guys borrow me the money to buy borrow me the money?
03:53:20
Yeah. Shit.
03:53:20
I can barely even watch this.
03:53:21
So that's a litmus test for intelligence for me, right?
03:53:24
Do you borrow the money to somebody?
03:53:26
No, it's called loan.
03:53:30
I'm right.
03:53:31
But the verb would be lend.
03:53:34
Okay?
03:53:34
I don't give a fuck how it happens if you're able to.
03:53:36
I've had, like,
03:53:37
I've had people come up to me and say, we can, will you borrow me a dollar?
03:53:40
And I say,
03:53:44
can I borrow a dollar Dick act for a few weeks?
03:53:46
That's all right.
03:53:47
We're allowed to be confused.
03:53:49
Stupid people are stupid. Yeah.
03:53:51
If a friend asks you for some chips, you can reply.
03:53:54
There's no we in chips.
03:53:56
Have you got, two things to say to me.
03:53:59
Shut up.
03:54:00
And then he's like, I want to buy Twitter because I don't want to sell
03:54:03
any of my Tesla shares.
03:54:04
So I want to use your money to buy Twitter.
03:54:06
I was like, what are we loading up against?
03:54:07
Because I got my Tesla shares and I'm like, oh
03:54:10
yeah, I was taught to
03:54:11
save money, never live smart, live within your means.
03:54:14
But the rich people borrow other people's money to make other people's shit,
03:54:19
to realize their own capital gains and not pay taxes on
03:54:23
the rich people, borrow other people's money.
03:54:25
Is that how that works? But I mean, I'm not knocking anything change.
03:54:27
If I was smart enough with Elon Musk and conniving enough and,
03:54:32
you know, charismatic enough to get a whole group of people to pay their money
03:54:35
for me to build something,
03:54:36
never done that before. You've never done that before,
03:54:38
not on somebody else's money to pay for your shit.
03:54:41
I've never borrowed it.
03:54:42
All right, so this is a flaw.
03:54:43
How you do anything.
03:54:44
It's the only thing I've ever borrowed money for was my house.
03:54:47
And I regret it.
03:54:48
You've never borrowed money for your car? No.
03:54:51
I pay cash for my cars
03:54:54
and check it out.
03:54:54
The last one, I paid a fucking premium.
03:54:56
They made me pay, like, $1,500 more to pay cash.
03:54:59
Because you know why?
03:55:00
Toyota is the fucking bank and they don't make that percentage off me.
03:55:04
So they're like, oh, I'm sorry, there's some there's a fee.
03:55:07
You just why don't you just finance and then pay it off immediately.
03:55:10
So I thought of that.
03:55:11
And my principles are more are stronger than my intelligence.
03:55:15
Yeah.
03:55:16
To a fault called stupid.
03:55:18
So you still lost money? It's absolutely stupid.
03:55:20
So, you know, the smart thing is, at least I know you still has money, right?
03:55:24
And it was. It was so complicated.
03:55:25
I was like an right, and everyone just paid off, you know?
03:55:28
It wouldn't have benefited my credit.
03:55:30
It would have hurt my credit.
03:55:31
If you get a loan and pay it off right away without any interest.
03:55:34
Now, if I, if I loan money to my son and he pays me off, back right away.
03:55:37
Cool. I'm going to lend money again.
03:55:39
But if you do that to the banks, you get a lower score
03:55:41
and it's harder to lend money and your rate goes up
03:55:43
because they want to make a little bit of money off of you.
03:55:45
They actually they want to make all the interest
03:55:47
they want you to pay for $1,500 for a $50 loan 15 years ago.
03:55:51
What did you say about your son?
03:55:53
I may have given oral sex to my son.
03:55:57
That's wrong.
03:55:57
He may have given me oral sex.
03:55:59
Obviously.
03:56:00
No, because otherwise it would be the victim.
03:56:03
Yeah. You're the victim. Not by a sick.
03:56:06
Wait till you're a parent. You'll understand.
03:56:08
You are definitely the victim based on what you have.
03:56:11
Yes, but when we want to text you, you can say I don't have.
03:56:13
It's such a fun game that,
03:56:15
like billionaires get to play because all their money is in that, right?
03:56:18
Let's do.
03:56:19
Okay, asshole. I can blow your thing right away, you stupid, dumb ass.
03:56:22
What the fuck?
03:56:23
I hate these rants.
03:56:24
Turn it around instead of rant instead of rich.
03:56:25
Just put it in your bank account.
03:56:27
Okay, let's imagine that you paid taxes on your income,
03:56:31
and then you put the rest in the bank.
03:56:32
What you're saying as far as the capital gains and your unrealized
03:56:35
gains or whatevers, what if they just kept taxing the shit in your bank every year?
03:56:39
You're like, no, I pay taxes last year. I don't have to pay it again.
03:56:42
The stuff that they own isn't right as an income.
03:56:45
Like you're thinking. It's stupid.
03:56:48
He does understand shit.
03:56:49
Also, he's of the like top fucking like 5% anyway.
03:56:54
So like, yeah, but there's always somebody more successful than you.
03:56:58
That's what this is teaching you.
03:57:00
He's like trying to argue for us and it's like,
03:57:01
shut the fuck up, you fucking millionaire.
03:57:03
Enjoy your fucking mansion and your like, you could just not ever work again.
03:57:07
You like, you don't know what you're talking about.
03:57:09
Once you blow up the whole paradox that if we tax Elon Musk 100%
03:57:14
of his realized gains, everything that Tesla and and Twitter's worth,
03:57:19
we still will not pay anything on services, right?
03:57:22
Everything will just go to the interest.
03:57:24
We're so fucked right now, right?
03:57:26
All your income tax goes to the interest on the debt, nothing else.
03:57:29
Also, how do we pay for those people most like the tax
03:57:33
bracket is set up so the rich people, they pay like 40% and taxes like it.
03:57:38
And you can go online and see the taxes they pay.
03:57:40
I imagine because the 40% of your income home.
03:57:45
Like this is ridiculous.
03:57:46
I think.
03:57:46
I think I'm closer to like 60, but not to me.
03:57:49
That's not much more than 40.
03:57:50
And I'm not counting then the the part of my gas money like all
03:57:54
my spending money is also then tax my business though.
03:58:00
You're doing
03:58:00
business taxes versus individual
03:58:03
and for 60 it's not that much different.
03:58:06
I mean you can do the same thing as individual.
03:58:08
You're just risking more red flags and,
03:58:11
you know, red flags like red and yellow.
03:58:14
It doesn't matter what color
03:58:16
the other.
03:58:17
All right.
03:58:17
I'm to Chief Wahoo play this one I have no idea.
03:58:24
Oh that's the eating.
03:58:25
I already played that one.
03:58:27
It didn't turn green.
03:58:30
Well, get children of the fuck out of here to look at the piece of shit.
03:58:34
What's his name?
03:58:35
I forgot his name, but just his name is, you worthless pile.
03:58:40
Shit.
03:58:42
Yeah.
03:58:45
Mount Rushmore.
03:58:45
Oh, man, I don't want to do this, but I will, because my mom.
03:58:50
Yeah, this is good page films.
03:58:53
See, like Mount Rushmore.
03:58:54
If you guys want to do a first
03:58:57
Nicolas Cage films, what is it like?
03:58:58
Anybody, like anybody cares about Locke is number one.
03:59:02
But there is no one thing, Mount Rushmore, because they are not ranked
03:59:06
one through four.
03:59:07
It is just, oh, there's a four
03:59:09
you're talking about.
03:59:10
Nic Cage is the worst.
03:59:13
He's ruined every movie who's ever been in the rise.
03:59:18
Face of base.
03:59:20
Yeah.
03:59:24
National treasure area face off.
03:59:25
Yeah.
03:59:26
National dressed up like that.
03:59:29
He's a flame on a motorcycle. What's that one?
03:59:31
Do it, ghost rider.
03:59:32
Oh, ghost rider, it was a rip off, Mr. Grim.
03:59:35
I didn't see it. I didn't see it to.
03:59:37
I didn't either.
03:59:38
It just two different stats out of character.
03:59:41
I don't watch a lot of shit. I usually make shit.
03:59:43
What, are you kidding me? Yeah, they're.
03:59:46
He's only been reading.
03:59:47
Okay, I'm going to start with pig.
03:59:49
That's my favorite movie. I pig
03:59:51
never heard of it.
03:59:55
A lot of things to really care about.
03:59:57
I love, Mandy, the movie of Canister Raccoon.
04:00:00
Over. I've never heard of it.
04:00:02
No, it's crazy evil.
04:00:06
I love, bringing Out the dead.
04:00:08
Martin Scorsese, he directed
04:00:10
better than we can do about it.
04:00:12
Come on, Frank, I see he's not dead.
04:00:14
It's heroin overdose.
04:00:15
And I loved the bad lieutenant Verner Herzog.
04:00:18
We get the time of death month. Please.
04:00:20
Come on, man, he ain't worth it. You fucker.
04:00:23
I love the movie called Joe the.
04:00:25
Yeah. David Gordon Green, director.
04:00:28
Well, yeah.
04:00:31
Guess the drive driver I go face off.
04:00:34
That's.
04:00:34
Oh, I like that one.
04:00:40
Oh, sorry.
04:00:41
I missed the face of crash skate horror.
04:00:45
That was cool, because they were not just acting like themselves.
04:00:48
He was acting like John Travolta, and John Travolta was acting like Nic Cage.
04:00:54
And the weird, kind of weird,
04:00:57
interesting.
04:00:59
So I was looking at,
04:01:02
So, hey, the person who discovered milk, what the fuck was he?
04:01:06
Do you mean milk? Look at this shit.
04:01:09
First times at Ridgemont High, girl.
04:01:12
A bunch of movies.
04:01:12
Rumble was not in Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
04:01:15
Yeah, the cotton Club, Birdy the blue.
04:01:19
Like, he has a bunch of random like I never heard of. And then
04:01:21
all of a sudden, you get to fucking, What's the gay one down Las Vegas?
04:01:25
And then you the boy. Marty.
04:01:27
That's a gay movie, right?
04:01:28
Nicolas Cage actually broke his ankle in the filming of Fast Times
04:01:33
at Ridgemont High.
04:01:34
And they kept the clip.
04:01:37
It's in the movie he breaks his ankle in.
04:01:40
I don't remember him in that.
04:01:42
Is that a mandela effect?
04:01:44
He smashed the chair and then gets into a car, but he brings
04:01:49
chair.
04:01:49
Awesome. What character did you play on?
04:01:52
It was a Leonard Burger.
04:01:53
Random junior McCoy, a minor random guess I'm actually gonna
04:01:58
play a minor. Yeah.
04:02:00
That's interesting.
04:02:05
Universal pictures
04:02:06
presents everything you always wanted to do in high school with everyone.
04:02:11
You always wanted to do it with it.
04:02:13
But this party, they're the students of Ridgemont High.
04:02:19
Brad, he worked in the. Oh, there he is.
04:02:22
I shall serve no fries for their time.
04:02:24
It says 100% guaranteed, you moron.
04:02:27
Lester, if you don't shut up, I'm gonna kick.
04:02:29
He won't be in the Charles Jefferson look.
04:02:33
Oh, man. With a mission.
04:02:36
Oh, no. Really?
04:02:38
Linda Barrett?
04:02:40
Not exactly the girl next door.
04:02:42
Oh, come.
04:02:44
Totally awesome.
04:02:45
And, Jeff, Surf's up.
04:02:47
Spicoli.
04:02:48
People on the drive. Yeah,
04:02:52
I'm telling you,
04:02:54
you remember? You.
04:02:57
Nicolas Cage
04:02:59
I use every for, like, somebody's face was like.
04:03:03
He's like, yeah. No, he's in this.
04:03:04
The restaurant coworker.
04:03:07
This is friends.
04:03:07
But just walking through the whole thing. Oh.
04:03:13
Audience member for.
04:03:18
That was my skull.
04:03:20
I'm so wasted.
04:03:22
See, fast times, it.
04:03:29
Oh, quality.
04:03:30
Thanks for that.
04:03:31
So I was just, the rock star was good.
04:03:37
So I said snake eyes and millimeter gun, the 60s
04:03:42
that was on its side, something
04:03:46
I learned,
04:03:49
I oh no, I said, look, I need to silence.
04:03:54
What what did he say?
04:03:55
Okay. What's up?
04:03:58
What did the egg roll?
04:04:01
No idea.
04:04:03
Okay.
04:04:05
Oh, okay.
04:04:07
We're going we got.
04:04:11
To that one
04:04:13
I enjoy that.
04:04:15
And over.
04:04:18
Excuse me everybody I'm Peter Griffin
04:04:21
and I'm here to introduce you to my crazy family and friends.
04:04:24
So like that this is my wife Lois.
04:04:28
She's the one who keeps me so dumb.
04:04:30
Well she tries so dumb.
04:04:32
She's smart, real kind and want to believe that's my daughter, Meg.
04:04:36
She's, Well, she's Meg.
04:04:38
She gets picked on a lot, but she's got a, like.
04:04:41
This is fun. Here's my son.
04:04:42
He's a 14 year kid. He loves drawing a lot.
04:04:45
Can't forget what?
04:04:45
Stewie, my baby boy, he's a lot people are always plotting something,
04:04:48
so don't you and I can at least are talking to Brian.
04:04:50
He's smarter than all this. Michael loves Mark.
04:04:51
He thinks he's a writer. He also likes hitting on Lois.
04:04:54
So watch it, buddy.
04:04:55
My good buddy Cleveland lives down the street.
04:04:57
He's got his own spin off show, but he's still around.
04:05:00
It's not Craig Robinson,
04:05:04
Yeah, yeah.
04:05:04
They go through every every character ones.
04:05:06
I didn't even know where. There.
04:05:08
Yeah.
04:05:10
And I get the they get everything wrong.
04:05:15
Well it's right, it's correct.
04:05:17
There's a program on every list that wasn't.
04:05:20
Oh, no, silver said in
04:05:23
April.
04:05:25
Oh, no, it's a Mexican.
04:05:27
I, I like how whatever he said was so funny to him that he made himself laugh.
04:05:31
Yeah, right. Yeah.
04:05:33
What's that?
04:05:34
I said,
04:05:37
wrong.
04:05:39
So it was that.
04:05:39
It really was, wasn't it?
04:05:42
Like violence? Yeah.
04:05:46
Looks like you run out of stuff.
04:05:48
That was really a productive segment.
04:05:53
One was a. Wow.
04:05:57
Great. So
04:05:59
that was fledged cast gold.
04:06:01
That's funny, I enjoy that.
04:06:04
Oh, yeah, the fun while it lasted.
04:06:05
But it was.
04:06:09
I like this this guy argues for me.
04:06:11
You sent it or did I think, isn't it.
04:06:14
Did you send it?
04:06:15
So I was like, I told you flat out, there's no way
04:06:19
that a thinking person can believe in God because a book tells you so.
04:06:22
Okay, that's why I. Why don't you run right back to that?
04:06:24
Come on. So are we going to.
04:06:25
You don't want to tell the way this Bible talks.
04:06:28
You're going to talk to.
04:06:28
Come on. I feel like we talk.
04:06:30
You're running circles, and that's not fair.
04:06:32
We agreed earlier.
04:06:34
I do not believe God exists because a book, the Bible tells me so.
04:06:38
You believe it because the book told you to believe it.
04:06:40
There's literally a song so the Bible tells me so.
04:06:43
Yeah.
04:06:44
You don't want to talk the way this Bible talks.
04:06:46
You should keep your mouth shut. This I know
04:06:51
for the Bible tells me so right?
04:06:54
And you have to go into somebody else real soon if we don't start communicating.
04:06:57
But fair enough. Yeah, okay.
04:06:59
I believe God exists because the evidence of order and design and creation mind.
04:07:04
I believe God exists because I experience moral absolutes,
04:07:07
which points to a moral lawgiver.
04:07:09
I believe believe God exists because the evidence is life
04:07:12
comes from life, not from non-life.
04:07:14
Therefore, it's more plausible and reasonable for me to believe
04:07:17
in the beginning or implies being created life, not in the beginning.
04:07:22
Non-Life created life.
04:07:23
That's why I believe God exists.
04:07:26
Really, it has to do with he's not the mother explaining this mother.
04:07:30
That's why I believe God exists. Now why do I?
04:07:32
What do you call her? Who do you?
04:07:33
Do you know how babies were made?
04:07:34
Because we could go over that next week.
04:07:36
Yeah.
04:07:36
I mean, that's the chicken or the egg, a machine, babies? No,
04:07:42
it was, it was the chicken
04:07:43
or the egg, but not a machine, is what he was saying basically accurate?
04:07:47
Because I have tests that I eat.
04:07:48
The moral law giver I believe believe God exists
04:07:51
because the evidence to good life comes from life, not from non-life.
04:07:55
Therefore it's more plausible. That's an assumption.
04:07:57
The thing that is argument, which is a living being created life
04:08:01
not in the beginning non-life created.
04:08:04
I don't think I believe God has nothing to do with any book.
04:08:07
It has. I think he does.
04:08:08
Like if he was living and he doesn't know an entity, not a being.
04:08:12
The right answer is we don't know.
04:08:13
But it's more plausible that life was created from life than non-life.
04:08:17
Is that one called a being though?
04:08:19
Even people that say lightning bolt hit that since lightning is alive?
04:08:25
No. What do you mean?
04:08:27
No matter what?
04:08:28
By what definition, life is it? Net?
04:08:31
Is it natural?
04:08:33
Sure.
04:08:34
Does it start and ends orderly? Yes.
04:08:37
Is it?
04:08:38
Yeah.
04:08:38
Is it atoms and molecules in a particular order?
04:08:42
Yes. Does it clearly have purpose?
04:08:45
No, no
04:08:48
such things. It doesn't know.
04:08:51
It doesn't have purpose.
04:08:52
No, no, it's definitely on purpose.
04:08:55
You think so?
04:08:56
You think lightning is on accident?
04:08:58
So you don't believe in determinism?
04:09:00
You think all of this is on accident? Yes.
04:09:06
But I don't care.
04:09:08
That's why I believe God does not understand.
04:09:10
Why do I believe in God? He was accurate.
04:09:12
Because I have tests that I use
04:09:14
to determine whether any documented claims to be historical is reliable.
04:09:18
My tests are for internal consistency,
04:09:21
literal Mount Rushmore, archeological evidence and manuscript evidence.
04:09:25
And the Gospels fly past that with flying colors, as does the Koran.
04:09:29
If you're going to tell me
04:09:31
Mohammed never lived, I'm going to tell you you're wrong.
04:09:33
Mohammed was a real historical person.
04:09:36
Yeah, maybe not now.
04:09:37
Are we clear? Are we unclear?
04:09:38
Okay, one last question.
04:09:40
I'm trying. I'm trying to. Okay.
04:09:43
I'm trying to figure
04:09:44
out, like he's trying to figure out, like, guys,
04:09:47
if you realize that no.
04:09:50
So he's on. Yeah.
04:09:52
Before he signed off, he said I'm trying to figure out like.
04:09:54
So yeah there's a whole nother question there.
04:09:56
But you got to find it. You all know a TikTok video.
04:09:59
Part one's there is no part two.
04:10:01
There is like no part two.
04:10:04
Such as
04:10:05
pretty much damn near.
04:10:12
My book.
04:10:17
So that's not avoid Cocoa Puffs.
04:10:20
He tries to ask people for help, but all they want to do is talk about
04:10:22
how Google is just going to talk about why everyone was giving up
04:10:25
a bunch of stuff, but the only person willing to help them is Gramps.
04:10:28
He's just the grandpa who was with him since 1962.
04:10:30
I'm gonna go to his room. Gramps.
04:10:34
But even with his help, it's not enough.
04:10:36
He tries to go to the store or the opera, or the plane
04:10:38
or desert island, but wherever he goes, Cocoa Puffs is already there.
04:10:42
Sonny even tries to file a restraining order against Cocoa Puffs.
04:10:44
But it doesn't work because apparently there are two delicious guilty provisions.
04:10:48
Sonny is a very tragic character because of just how much Cocoa
04:10:50
Puffs are an inescapable, fundamental part of this world.
04:10:53
But it isn't always like this.
04:10:55
Occasionally there are these weird outlier commercials that show a different side
04:10:58
to this world,
04:10:58
where we see these little moments where the citizens
04:11:00
are just as afraid of Cocoa Puffs as Sonny is.
04:11:02
The first time I noticed this was in a commercial
04:11:04
for the new Cocoa Puffs Chocolate Vanilla Combo cereal. That's right.
04:11:06
That's why kids are terrified of everything nowadays.
04:11:09
Boy, I don't think that if cereal.
04:11:10
But for the first time, people seem kind of disinterested
04:11:12
in Cocoa Puffs and just walk past it.
04:11:14
We do this Cocoa smiles, and then the commercial
04:11:17
takes a very sudden turn when chocolate and vanilla
04:11:20
goodbye, there's two massive cocoa Puffs in the sky crash into each other.
04:11:23
It began raining down Cocoa Puffs all over the city.
04:11:25
The people started to be Covid 19, as the entire city is consumed by
04:11:28
chocolate and vanilla.
04:11:31
But after Sonny goes cuckoo, we cut back it.
04:11:33
So how did the Twin Towers work into this
04:11:37
melting pot?
04:11:38
There they are. Then the background changed.
04:11:40
This is not a world where everyone has always loved Cocoa Puffs.
04:11:43
I think that this is a world that has been taken over by evil
04:11:46
puffs, and it's more specific confirmation of this commercial.
04:11:49
Totally different little puffs.
04:11:50
That's Chicken Little, but holding off on showing this one because, it is
04:11:53
honestly the most insane commercial I have ever seen in my entire life.
04:11:56
When you see it for what I'm about to show you,
04:11:58
this commercial takes place inside a military headquarters
04:12:00
where Sonny, as a Cocoa Puffs expert,
04:12:02
discusses the dangers of this new type of exploding in people's homes.
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I'm one more, Johnny.
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What do you mean? More trusting that you're gonna go back?
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Okay, we're talking about the military.
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Birds look terrified of this, and we're treating it like a major threat.
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That's
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capitalism.
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And what happens next is I can't even describe it to you.
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You just have to come see it for yourself.
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The company has.
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Sonny revealed he secretly brought a box of the explosive
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Cocoa Puffs into the meeting with him, essentially a bomb
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that he launches at the military, basically committing Cocoa Puffs,
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domestic terrorism and flooding the entire room with chocolate.
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And afterwards we see the main military guy again.
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Except now he seems to be supporting the cereal owner,
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and even his military stories have been replaced with Cocoa Puffs.
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Sonny has essentially performed a coup and used
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Cocoa Puffs to take over the military.
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These commercials are not about trying to sell cereal to kids,
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they're about the hostile takeover of the bird world from with age.
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But why is Sonny doing this?
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I thought he was just some guy trying to escape his addiction.
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Doesn't get much away from me.
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Why is he suddenly a sleeper agent working for Cocoa Puffs in the commercial?
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And who is really behind this takeover?
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So at this point,
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he might be thinking that these are all just a bunch of random
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people who went off commercials with no continuity
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or logic behind the things happening.
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You know,
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that's not what I was thinking, but kids, and we should
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really try to understand them.
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And you'd probably be right until they released a single commercial
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that fundamentally changed everything we thought we knew about this world.
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In fact, this commercial gives us so much to do.
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So, you know, you were saying about their own art is
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you think this is the guy that wrote all these commercials?
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How long does it take something?
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But he twisted it to make fun of it.
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So immediately this commercial looks and feels very different than the others.
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Instead of a burst city, we're inside of a very advanced
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looking laboratory where Sonny is apparently being experimented.
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I didn't even notice there was more than one commercial my entire life.
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As expected, Sonny goes cuckoo and destroys the lab.
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But in the final moments of the commercial,
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we pull back to see who's really running the show.
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Humans.
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Humans are the ones behind this experience,
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this world that we thought was only inhabited by intelligent bird
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people also has humans in it.
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And now, with this context, all the pieces together.
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So here is my theory.
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This is a world where advanced, intelligent humans
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and bird
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people separately coexist as global superpowers,
04:14:05
and I believe humans are the ones who created the Cocoa Puffs.
04:14:07
I think we can assume this because we can see humans orbiting lab.
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That is great. Did he just say.
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I assume we can see the chemical structure for Cocoa Puffs?
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So I know he's talking about possible for TV commercial.
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Right. But clearly their intention.
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Can we just assume that humans created Cocoa Puffs?
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Yeah, I think it's safe to go for cocoa.
04:14:22
How long does it take Sonny to go cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs?
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They are specifically testing how effective
04:14:26
the cereal is, meaning humans are intentionally.
04:14:28
Let's cut to the chase. They end up being the bird shit, right?
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This is all. Puffs are not just a delicious breakfast item.
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They are a weapon in their human
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brainwashing to control an enemy nations population.
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The fictional universe cereal is what I eat, not the real life Cocoa Puffs.
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Please don't do me.
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General Mills, we are witnessing an interspecies war
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between humans and birds where humans are launching
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giant cocoa cities and planting sleeper agents
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inside of the military, placed inside of a cereal commercial.
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So these commercials are telling the story of this global Cocoa Puffs war.
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But I think you're telling it out of order.
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And this lab commercial is at the start of the timeline
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showing us the creation of Cocoa Puffs.
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The humans you study
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as a guinea pigs
04:14:57
create an extremely addictive cereal, and they even made him
04:14:59
the mascot on the box to help sell it to other birds.
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But why would Sonny go along with this?
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Well, he doesn't exactly have a choice like everyone else.
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He's just a victim being controlled by the addictive,
04:15:06
brainwashing properties of Cocoa Puffs.
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All they have to do to activate his programing is just say
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these three trigger words mushy, mushy, chocolaty.
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And he goes cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs. What do
04:15:17
you really?
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Think what you see.
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Not yet crunchy yet.
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What are you going?
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I think they just invented the next commercial version.
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That's great.
04:15:31
He is the human's perfect sleeper agent.
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And believe it or not, this is all actually been foreshadowed
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since the very first Cocoa Puffs commercial.
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Remember how I said the original 1958
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commercials only feature children instead of a bird?
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Well, that wasn't entirely true, but I think
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it gets with something else that I've always been bird.
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Why? It's only going to figure where our son's parents like.
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Even if Sonny was a brute parasite inserted into the family,
04:15:52
he'd still have parents before grandparents, right?
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It feels like something's missing.
04:15:55
This may seem like a pointless question
04:15:56
to ask for how little backstory we're talking about.
04:15:58
Disney says that those kids don't want to live in a world with parents
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for the first thing, that writers for kids do is remove that salacious
04:16:04
family photos that had the military behind them.
04:16:06
If you look closely, the whole parents just fix everything
04:16:08
with boxes of Cocoa Puffs,
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which are for one photo that show the female bird all by herself.
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And it's the widow with no Cocoa Puffs.
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It's very best that he didn't see the dog eat a stranger in the woods.
04:16:16
Sonny is about to open the door to release the Cocoa Puffs.
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The photo changes to show the woman is afraid for Sonny.
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Sure, maybe this was just supposed to be shit.
04:16:23
Now my clips are greener. Can't find me.
04:16:25
The only photo that changes the birds
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in the photo right next to her are completely different to Sonny struggle.
04:16:29
This feels like
04:16:30
the animators are intentionally trying to tell us something
04:16:31
about specifically this female bird that we've never seen before.
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And trust me, I checked
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she doesn't show up in the background of any of the other commercial.
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So here is the final part of my theory.
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I think this is Sonny's mother.
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Maybe his real mother, or maybe his adopted mother
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from the whole brood parasite thing.
04:16:43
Just like Sonny,
04:16:43
she was clearly aware of the dangers of Cocoa Puffs and wanted to avoid them.
04:16:46
But unlike everyone else, I don't see her in any of these commercials.
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I think it's because she tried to protect her son
04:16:50
from the dangers of Cocoa Puffs and the humans needed
04:16:52
Sonny for their plans, murdered her because it.
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These Cocoa Puffs are not just a bunch of funny
04:16:57
little cartoons designed to sell cereal to kids.
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They are a complex, interconnected story about the horrors of war, addiction,
04:17:02
family, betrayal, and murder.
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And if after all of this, you still have the fucking balls
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to leave a comment saying, oh, well, it's I think I'll just see real commercial.
04:17:08
You're overthinking this.
04:17:08
Then let me ask you this.
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Why did they decide to make the characters in these commercials?
04:17:13
Burt's birds can't eat chocolate.
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Chocolate is poisonous to birds.
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The entire bird world is slowly being poisoned by Cocoa Puffs.
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Toy humans are the only species on this planet.
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Maybe they're just cereal commercials.
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I don't know.
04:17:30
2016 way
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before I was ever, ever even a thing.
04:17:40
Whoa.
04:17:41
Swing and notice the technique.
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Same exact fucking balls.
04:17:49
You love this video.
04:17:50
It was put on YouTube August 1st, 2016.
04:17:54
Yeah.
04:17:55
All right then, good night.
04:17:58
And there are many, many many many many many many many many
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many many many many
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many many many many many many many many
04:18:03
many many many many many many many
04:18:04
many many many many many many many many many many many many many many.
04:18:08
Hey, Gary.
04:18:08
How nice.
04:18:15
Hey, Gary.
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Have a nice day.
04:18:16
Nice work buddy. All.