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The time is now 10 p.m..
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Do you know where we came from?
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Hi, I'm Gary, and welcome to Fladge Rants Live.
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Buckle up.
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1974 I turned one year old
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and Australopithecus
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afarensis was discovered.
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Lucy.
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40% of the skeletal remains of a little girl
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that lived 3 million years ago
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was discovered.
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And Lucy was the name
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given to this fossil remains.
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And, the inspiration behind Lucy in the Sky
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with Diamonds by the Beatles.
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This week
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I have to look up the difference between hominids and hominins.
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Hominids are any great ape.
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It's, stupid monkey people all the way down to gorillas.
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Anything without a tail.
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There is a primate is a hominid.
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Hominins
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not to be confused with homonyms, which are words
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that sound the same but are different.
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Hominins are
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people like
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hominids,
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of which Lucy is one.
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Now. Australopithecus afarensis
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lived almost 4 million years
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ago, almost 4 million years old,
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wasn't the oldest of the hominins
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and wasn't,
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you know, the the first discovery of that sort.
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But it was
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an important transitional fossil set,
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its remains important to this day.
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And there have been
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over 20 different genus Homo hominins found.
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And some other geniuses that are similar or close.
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And, I heard a statistic said,
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there are more people living on Earth right now than have lived and died.
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That is false.
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That is demonstrably false by the numbers.
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That can't be true.
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So let's go through a little list here.
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I wrote down,
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all of the,
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the genus Homo, which is, you know, 2.3 million years old.
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So, so homo near the solid,
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Neanderthals, Homo neanderthalensis.
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Our nearest relative, Homo erectus.
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Homo habilis.
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Homo Georgia.
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Homo floresiensis.
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Homo naledi.
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I'm getting that wrong.
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Denisovans.
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That's, Homo denisova.
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Oh. Intercessor, our next closest
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relative after Neanderthals.
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Homo.
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Except for census,
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I probably pronounced that wrong.
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I wrote down homo or gaster twice.
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I'm not sure why.
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Homo heidelbergensis.
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I think that's our next closest to, ancestor.
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And, Neanderthals.
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Neanderthalensis.
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Then we got homo to the answers.
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Homo.
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Longy.
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These are getting more and more difficult as a go homo loser.
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Nonsense.
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Homo rodent sciences.
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Homo Rudolph Francis
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and homo Afrikaners.
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There's an anus at the end of that one.
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Then there's, genus, Paranthropus,
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which includes robustness as you'll pikas and
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Boyce Key, I guess.
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And then I mentioned Lucy.
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That's, Ardipithecus
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and the ones that are included in ours.
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Those are remedies, al forensics and analysis.
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And my favorite, Gary,
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which if you look down that corner, that's my name.
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Well, it's spelled g h GA. Hi.
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Then there is,
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Kenyan therapists, and, I only found one of those.
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It's, ups
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and that's
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that list there. So
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if you were to ask me,
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are there any pre out of whites
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that's not even a comprehensive list.
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And it depends on how far back you're willing
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to go.
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Ardipithecus and dates
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back over 4 million years.
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And it was
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not just a transitional.
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It was one of the first upright standing primates.
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And it shows in its skeletal structure.
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It wasn't terribly efficient,
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and we have lost some of the efficiency of some of these
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from the list.
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But the reason today's topic is free Edomites
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is I'm going to make the biblical argument that it is clear
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that there were people before Adam,
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and I'll, I'll explain why.
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If I were to point out similarities between, say,
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the Enuma Elish or the Epic of Gilgamesh
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and the Genesis account.
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I would like to point out that
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that doesn't discredit the Genesis account.
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It, in fact,
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if there are similarities between these,
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it doesn't that wouldn't that point to,
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to justify, a belief that the
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this came from something.
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If it was just copied,
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they considered it important enough to include
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if someone told you the story of a little Red Riding Hood, except
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when she went to her grandmother's house, she was wearing a blue hood.
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And instead of a wolf
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being dressed up as her grandmother, it was, say, a ferret or a weasel,
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would you say that's not the same story?
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Or would you recognize the similarities
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and accept that that was influenced by little Red Riding Hood?
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I think the latter.
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So I've been trying to do this Bible study
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and get it off the ground for, oh, I don't know, a while now.
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And I can't get I can't get past the first page.
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Matter of fact, take that back.
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I can't get first past the first line in the beginning, God created the heaven
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and the earth.
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Any scholar that knows
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the Hebrew version of that will tell you that's not an accurate translation.
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And I've already gone into the, the pluralization.
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That can't be a monotheistic, sentence.
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Now, let's go to the second part of that.
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The word
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created wasn't the Hebrew word there.
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It was began his creation, or started doing what he was doing.
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It was like in in the beginning.
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Of God's creation.
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So it wasn't.
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Back up.
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Anybody who takes it literally doesn't know what they're talking about.
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Everyone knows it's allegory.
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Matter of fact, the the.
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Okay, the Genesis one,
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creation myth
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is, a story.
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It's got three days and then three more days.
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And the first three, they they separate,
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and then the next set of three days,
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they fill those separate spaces.
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So it's obviously, a poetic creation.
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It's not.
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And then.
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Yeah.
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I can't read that.
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And then
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Genesis two, chapter two finally does chapter two.
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After the third verse, I believe midway through the fourth verse,
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it starts another,
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creation account that contradicts the former one.
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But keep in mind, I'm saying the first one is poetic and
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the current,
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the Adam was created on the sixth day in the chapter one account.
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So I'm going to call those creative myths.
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The sixth day creations.
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So that is the Adam that is male and female.
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Our entire species, a lot of them,
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not just Adam and Eve.
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And then you go to chapter two through three,
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and then it gives a completely different account of a similar thing.
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They throw in the Garden of Eden, and they start the story over again.
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And the, you know, so of course
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there, there was trees before light, light before stars.
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This there not none of that makes any sense.
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It's allegory.
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It's an important story.
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And I think we should keep our myths sacred, even.
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But we should understand what they're saying.
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So, Adam and Eve has two sons, Cain and Abel.
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Cain kills Abel.
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If you believe that second account of creation.
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There are only two humans on Earth.
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Cain feared for his life
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and ran from an angry mob that was going to kill him.
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Now, keep in mind, the only two people alive would be his parents.
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If that second creation account is the only thing happening there.
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If there are no free, Adam fights and then he goes and builds
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builds a city.
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With his wife.
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Oh. Wait. What?
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Who did?
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He married his sister.
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They mentioned the women.
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The woman did you mentioned much, but.
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My suggestion.
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Those were free Edomites.
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They existed before
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the biblical Adam and Eve, which were not historical people.
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And they
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fossil records tell us that the historical records
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tell us this now, our historical records go back eight, 10,000 years.
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There's, Proto-Indo-European language
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that, flourished 8000 years ago
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because after the the last ice age, the,
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the glaciers crept down to Scandinavia
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and made all the people in Norway in that area
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flee and come down south and
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it made it a caused them to go
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from hunter gatherers to agricultural,
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because they needed to yield more calories per acre.
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And so they these people now
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Proto-Indo-European is a language.
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It's not a people, it's not a nation, it's not a state, it's not a, empire.
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It's not a region.
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It is a language.
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But it's spread like wildfire,
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because those were the people that understood agriculture
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and everybody wanted a higher caloric
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yield from their acreage.
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So I mentioned the Enuma Elish.
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That phrase means when on high.
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A great story.
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You know how I love Marduk.
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If you've ever watched this show.
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And he killed Tiamat.
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Now, I was confused for a while
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as to who Tiamat was.
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Was she the goddess of war or chaos?
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Was she a serpent?
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Was she saltwater, or was she a river?
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Because a river and a serpent kind of make sense?
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Also, if they're just talking about a river
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and her and her husband, the
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I forget his name.
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But if those were just tributaries emptying into another body of water,
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and that body of water is named after their son,
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it would make sense that
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that those bodies of water were named after people.
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We named mountains and and bodies of water after people.
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Hudson Bay, everything is named after people.
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Hoover Dam, everything's named after people.
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So that would make sense.
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But it also make sense if they were just talking about metaphorically about a river
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and another tributary of the end of the same body of water,
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and talking about those two tributaries
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being the the parents of this other body of water,
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like you could you could make sense of that,
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that she is a serpent.
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Gosh, there are a lot of serpents all around these stories.
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Dragons are very popular theme in all sorts of mythology.
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The flood myth is,
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just, you'll find it in, every nation.
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And there is no.
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Fossil record of anything like that ever happening.
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There was no global flood.
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And we know that for a fact.
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But these are our important stories.
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Our myths are not
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just folklore legends.
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They're also not historical facts.
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They're but they're still
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meaningful stories.
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We know the pre Edomites existed
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because the Adam and Eve story
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is a follow up story to a different creation
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myths told like on the same page.
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But you know that there were pre Edomites because
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giant
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buildings were constructed
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long before that could have happened.
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If the data back.
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I've heard people data back 6000 years.
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That sounds about accurate.
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And we know go back fully.
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Tapi was built twice that long ago.
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We know from the fossil records that there were period of mites.
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We know from historical records
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there were period of mites.
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We know there were pre Edomites rule the cliff Brady.
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So I went hard on the creation myth.
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And so you ready to read some of
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that through our
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I want you to let me go for you.
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Got you got to wait
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through that.
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And so let me let me go okay.
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They want to grab it.
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Read it through words of affirmation.
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Today we're
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I. So you repeat after me.
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Okay? Like you don't even know the words.
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I have to say, I read it.
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No, we're not going to.
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We're not switching it up.
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Okay, I start, you repeat the end.
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Thank you.
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Read.
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We're never going to get any of. The.
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We're not doing this, but.
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Until you ready to spread it?
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Y'all heard about this? No.
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I'm so sorry.
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A 2022 paper has just resurfaced.
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She claims that structures were found underneath
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the Great Pyramid using ground penetrating radar.
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The theories for what this anomaly is
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have ranged everything from burial structures to power plants.
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And so, of course, every single conspiracy account under the sun
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has been flocking to this like a fly to shit.
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And y'all have been tag me in these videos constantly asking for my opinion.
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So here it is.
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I'm going to say this once this paper is, and I cannot stress this enough,
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not peer review.
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One of the authors of this paper is no father working for this guy.
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Like this one.
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Like this one.
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Part of the reason why a paper from 2022 is only gaining so much traction
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over the last 48 hours is because it was covered in a press conference
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with a guy from Infowars, this guy and a guy from Infowars.
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So here's the ground.
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Truth of it, nobody knows what this is.
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Anyone who tells you they know what this is is lying to you.
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And I know they reviewed any theories about this are completely
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baseless conjecture.
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I've got some baseless conjecture I can offer.
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Point is. Yes.
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I don't know what that is.
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And that's the best part about it, is that it is kind of cool.
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Why is it there?
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No one else a long haired douchebag.
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But, here he is talking about it. So
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I was thinking about getting their haircut.
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Do you think that would look good? I mean, it's the.
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Yeah, nobody has the ball that a douchebag either.
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But here he is talking about it. Here I am.
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No one asked me if there were creative minds
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doing holes in the creation myth.
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I like mythology.
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Mythology is fun for me.
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I think these are important stories.
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Why is it mythology?
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But, because it involves things that don't exist.
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What's the difference between.
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What's the difference between a story about Noah
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and a story about Genghis Khan?
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Genghis Khan is historical.
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Do you know who told you?
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Well, it could be legendary.
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I mean, it could be embellished.
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Yeah, it could be, but that's called the legend.
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The legend of Jesus.
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Have you not heard this?
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I have the legendary flood that you think, for
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some reason flooded the entire world, which, you know, it's all.
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So that's that.
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That's on the side of fable.
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But I didn't think that's such a myth.
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That's that's fantasy.
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America existed.
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Oh, I don't know.
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And all of a sudden they ran in it like they thought
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the world was what it was until they discovered more world.
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Right?
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So, yeah, the perception of world is really perspective.
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Right?
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So yeah, there expands and changes.
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Yeah.
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Especially when natural dams break and ice the ice melts and right.
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So there's yeah the potential of flood I got too much flutter on the side.
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I still haven't gotten past like the second verse of Genesis
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or the, the world was, barren and void.
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It wasn't,
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if you
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get the exact translation, the correct translation,
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or read the Talmud, you'll find out that it was destroyed
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like it was wiped out either
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through war or a vengeful creator.
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Scrapping the last attempt at this.
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That's where the.
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That the victors are.
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The ones that write the history.
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Write history? Yes, yes I do.
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So there's so much bastardized place that we really don't know what to trust.
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We're going. We're right, I was wrong. I apologize.
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Oh, yeah. Here's the thing called a story.
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Like a nearly half the world is Christian.
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Another nearly half the world is Muslim.
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And this little tiny part of the body is Jewish.
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It all started together.
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No. All right, well, if Islam is correct, the Jews as a Christian,
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Christianity is correct, which means Judaism is correct.
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They build on each other
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without you.
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They're all saying similar stuff.
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They're saying exactly the same stuff.
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And then another book on top of it.
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And then those two books, and then the Koran and then another book.
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Yeah,
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yeah.
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And it's books all the way down the book of Gary.
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But in the in the beginning, God started doing what he was doing.
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Gary for 20, that was exactly
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that's an exact quote from the monologue.
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Is it, pretty smart, That's why I wear the jacket.
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So, you know, I'm I'm being really smart right now,
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just in case I say something really stupid.
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No, no, no, no. Lab coat.
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I, I can't say something stupid.
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I'm wearing a lab coat.
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You stupid, you stupid.
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No, I, I have fun.
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Oh, I got a work update for you guys.
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The job interview for last week.
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They chosen a different candidate.
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Oh, no. Do they?
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Did you tell them about this podcast?
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Did you put it as your hobbies?
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Right? No, I talked, I actually did.
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Why did you get called?
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I call that I acted as I said, had Gary didn't ask.
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But I'm going to be a reference.
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Oh, no. The entire show.
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Did you put your previous job as a reference?
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Did they call and go?
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Yeah. We fired him because of his podcast.
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Yep.
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And I so I interviewed, a different job today,
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and I told him exactly why I got fired.
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You know, honestly, it was a disagreement with management.
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Managerial. Like, management wasn't the greatest that way.
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They can't.
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They really can't say anything.
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Most of the time, they don't call your other your references.
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They don't have enough time to do that.
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Which is weird. Yeah.
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Did you change the flat dragons thing in the back?
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Because it was very clear.
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Well, that, That's good.
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It's it's the third is. But.
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And I put this frog here,
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only half of it's lit up, though.
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Do you still tell the frog
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you know how, like, you had an issue there and you just kept working at it
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until it was, like, perfected?
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Yeah. Yep.
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Yeah. Okay. Fantastic.
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A director of semantic technology from Charlottesville, Virginia, Jeff
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you never mind.
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You didn't work out and I team manager Aaron Massachusetts Jeff
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and our returning champion
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a bakery owner from Knoxville, Tennessee.
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Give me the title with winning
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I don't know.
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Oh God. Oh.
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Will you be the.
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First, all.
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Oh, Jeff.
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Oh, Jeff.
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Jeff.
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Jeff and Jeff.
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Let's try Jeff for 200.
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Jeff.
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What is San Francisco? No. Jeff.
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What is Jeff. Right. Again.
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I've got more trivia today.
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We're playing.
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We're doing all the rest all day long.
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Introducing today's.
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L explaining.
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Know you have the Alex flaming.
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It's only like nine seconds long.
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Using my new system here, it's a little hard.
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Who was at the Al explaining?
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No. Alex claiming the L.
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You know, you wouldn't happen to know what clip number it was. The.
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You probably know, I know need a buffer.
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Deer.
00:26:03
Boner. Buddy. Dick.
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Fuck, fuckface.
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Careful.
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We got to, We can't get two away from Alex, though.
00:26:09
I'm going to interrupt. Aja! Kill.
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I plus am a major pill cab. Boo!
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A guess I'm the major purple peekaboo spaghetti elephant.
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Al explanations with Alex Trebek.
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Unpleasant concentration.
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Weekdays at one o buzzer Alex Planation c
00:26:30
no, I'm good I'm glad I'm glad we found it.
00:26:33
Peekaboo. I am a purple elephant.
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I didn't see it, I missed it, it went too fast.
00:26:39
Hey, why does this keep stay in there when I change the.
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Because you don't change it back
00:26:45
here to watch.
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My husband Adam and I bought a lovely secluded home in the country.
00:26:52
Is there any. You have no children.
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And our neighbor is a half mile away.
00:26:57
Oh, no.
00:26:58
It seems like my husband plans to spend the rest of his life in the nude.
00:27:02
Oh, he loves it and often tells me how relaxing it feels.
00:27:06
I must admit his temperament has improved.
00:27:08
Please don't get me wrong, I'm not a prude,
00:27:10
but Adam goes for days on end without wearing a stitch.
00:27:13
Unless we're going out or someone is coming over.
00:27:16
He works in the yard, cuts the grass, hikes in our woods naked,
00:27:20
and has a head to toe golden tan.
00:27:24
I don't mind seeing my husband in the in the buff.
00:27:27
He's clean and, well, well-groomed and nearly as trim as when we first married.
00:27:33
Interesting.
00:27:33
I could be totally fat if he was totally fat when they got married, right?
00:27:37
We both are.
00:27:39
Of course, he had to shout herself out.
00:27:40
Oh, yeah.
00:27:41
We're nearly as trim as we both got married.
00:27:43
Who we both are.
00:27:44
My problem is Adam is constantly after me to join him.
00:27:48
I admire his nerve, but I can't bring myself
00:27:51
to go outdoors with nothing on despite the privacy.
00:27:54
My biggest hang up is fear of getting caught.
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Last month, Adam was mowing the lawn and didn't hear the upstroke coming down
00:28:00
our long driveway.
00:28:02
Caught red handed, he nonchalantly signed
00:28:04
for the package, wishing the driver a good day and went back to work.
00:28:08
The driver winked and gave me a thumbs up as he drove away.
00:28:11
Should I give in to Adam's request?
00:28:13
They're given to his new lifestyle.
00:28:14
Give us new lifestyle? Try.
00:28:16
I know it would mean a lot to him.
00:28:17
I told him I'd follow your advice.
00:28:19
Signed Eve in upstate New York. Yes.
00:28:24
Eve. Get naked.
00:28:28
Cheeky. Get.
00:28:29
Get naked.
00:28:31
On. Hit the spot.
00:28:34
They did the opposite in the in the Garden of Eden.
00:28:37
They ate from the truth of the the, tree
00:28:40
of the Knowledge of Good and evil and tried to cover up.
00:28:45
I like that's ignorant, right.
00:28:48
But that's great that Eve wants to go naked.
00:28:51
Yeah.
00:28:53
Reversed before me.
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Gracious God, we have sinned against thee and are unworthy of mercy.
00:28:59
Pardon our sins and bless these mercies
00:29:01
for our use and help us to eat and drink to thy glory, for Christ's sake.
00:29:05
Amen.
00:29:08
It's a good prayer.
00:29:10
Then we do priority.
00:29:12
Amen.
00:29:14
Oh, here we go.
00:29:15
You guys see this over the week and we all got naked.
00:29:17
Went out to a quarry.
00:29:21
Whoa.
00:29:21
So do you think if you saw that in the sky?
00:29:24
Space-x is swirling a twirly doodle earlier.
00:29:29
But really, that's what you would have thought right off the bat.
00:29:32
All right.
00:29:33
I thought it was this
00:29:35
big thing falling off and spinning.
00:29:38
And sure enough, that's exactly what it was.
00:29:42
I swear it was video before.
00:29:47
I can imagine it spinning.
00:29:49
Yeah.
00:29:49
It even says now playing. Yeah.
00:29:50
We shoot rockets into the sky.
00:29:53
It makes sense that we'd have a swirling rocket part in the sky.
00:29:57
Fuck that guy.
00:30:00
He's catching a lot of heat for all sorts of stuff.
00:30:03
Yeah, I don't know.
00:30:03
I don't know what he did all of a sudden, but apparently he was like the savior
00:30:06
to mankind. And now he's like the devil.
00:30:08
Yeah, really?
00:30:10
It's more or less it's just a scapegoat for Trump.
00:30:12
And if that's how they're playing it, that's pretty brilliant.
00:30:15
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
00:30:17
Good cop, bad cop.
00:30:17
Just like parents. You think pretty much I.
00:30:20
I couldn't control them. He just.
00:30:22
He just cut everything I him cut.
00:30:24
You know that just everyone's focused on on Elon being the bad guy
00:30:28
and they stop shitting on Trump the entire time.
00:30:31
Yeah,
00:30:32
but it is interesting all this this Tesla hatred.
00:30:37
Didn't you bring this up on a previous episode?
00:30:38
I think you already I already showed this. Yes.
00:30:45
Are you bringing it up?
00:30:46
This image.
00:30:47
You think you already went over the.
00:30:51
See, now you know what?
00:30:51
I totally appreciate that.
00:30:53
There's no vandalism.
00:30:54
No, what's what's hilarious is the comments
00:30:59
pissed off at this Tesla thinking
00:31:01
that it double parked.
00:31:05
Like 90% of the comments are shitting on the Tesla
00:31:08
for being a pretentious asshole for double parking.
00:31:12
But you can see the other cars you can, and I'm aware of perspective.
00:31:17
Yeah, and you can see the lines.
00:31:19
You can't be any.
00:31:20
So you're they're they're very much outraged.
00:31:23
Awful.
00:31:24
Still though, I got to give it up.
00:31:25
Like, all these people are like some shit on the car.
00:31:29
They're literally smashing into the car.
00:31:31
That's all nasty. That's terrorism.
00:31:32
It's like, oh, I'm going to bring chalk. But this is actually still vandalism.
00:31:35
This is actually still. All right. Fuck off.
00:31:37
Dude, I had to the keys in the rain after a few rains.
00:31:41
It doesn't.
00:31:41
It's the kids, dude.
00:31:42
All right, small quick story. Parents story.
00:31:45
My kids used to draw with chalk all the time from,
00:31:47
you know, from our porch all the way down the sidewalk, driveway.
00:31:52
Anyway, they drove.
00:31:54
Maybe they wrote inward.
00:31:56
They wrote on the actual city sidewalk, and somebody complained.
00:32:01
Oh, and they they tried to say it was vandalism.
00:32:03
I was like, but it's going to wash away in the next rain.
00:32:05
I mean, I don't, I don't. Well then wash it away now.
00:32:08
And it says, it says like, have a nice day.
00:32:10
Was it by like, is it by flowers or was it.
00:32:12
Yeah, it was, it was the sidewalk square city sidewalk in front of my house.
00:32:16
So I assume this is a shop and there's my kids here.
00:32:18
So listen, my kids were literally writing genuinely friendly
00:32:22
messages of politeness and positivity to to walkers, but I
00:32:27
and it was shit on by the authority.
00:32:29
You can't do that.
00:32:31
Okay, that's fine and dandy, but what happens when a Ford comes
00:32:34
in parks here after the Tesla leaves?
00:32:35
Then what do you do?
00:32:38
You're the idiot for parking there.
00:32:39
Honestly, right? Yeah. That's like.
00:32:41
That's like walking.
00:32:42
I was I was stupid, and you literally automatically stand
00:32:45
on that side of stupidity.
00:32:46
I got to admit, you're probably stupid.
00:32:48
Yeah, I just think this is harmless.
00:32:50
Out of all the Tesla shit that's going on, this is the most harmless one
00:32:54
I have seen.
00:32:54
And I think the problem is, is this this the comment section is everyone is like
00:32:58
just attacking the Tesla for double prominence didn't hurt either.
00:33:02
Between two white lines and that's it.
00:33:04
No, the problem is, is the bias that exists.
00:33:06
They see a Tesla and they just want to go, oh, this is what it did.
00:33:09
And it's like I look at this
00:33:10
like oh how is it into like this is motorcycle parking.
00:33:12
And there's supposed to be two motorcycles
00:33:13
that park here because there's no way that two cars could ever park here.
00:33:17
I've been in that situation.
00:33:18
The parking is challenging spot setup, and one spot just happens
00:33:23
to be a little lighter than the others.
00:33:24
And you're like, fuck yeah, this is like I get extra door room like it just.
00:33:28
I'll see.
00:33:28
You just blew the whole thing for me.
00:33:29
Now I'm looking at the perspective of the parking spot.
00:33:31
I think the whole thing is probably I can fake.
00:33:34
Oh, this is it doesn't matter.
00:33:36
It's about the outrageous.
00:33:38
I like draw reality doesn't matter.
00:33:40
Yeah, yeah, that's not exactly.
00:33:42
That's all that matters is the reality too.
00:33:45
You don't have one of those. You're such a millennial.
00:33:47
These assholes.
00:33:49
Forget the moral of the actual in life.
00:33:51
Real in real life picture, photo and all that shit.
00:33:53
Let's comment on the comment.
00:33:57
We should have a section. It's just it.
00:33:59
I like the idea of just the human.
00:34:02
It's like a it's a it's a it's a polling system.
00:34:05
Right.
00:34:05
So if you go to scroll through the comments and everyone come
00:34:09
on, come on, come on in the everyone's kind of pulling in the same direction.
00:34:13
You kind of go, okay, the collection of people here are not smart, right.
00:34:18
So go to that.
00:34:20
That is the most hottest take.
00:34:22
As ever, I am fascinated with the human experience.
00:34:25
So when I like to engage, are you surprised?
00:34:28
That's where I need to get.
00:34:29
Are you surprised at that? You have. Do you ever read comments?
00:34:31
And sometimes I'm so let down.
00:34:33
I had such I expectations.
00:34:35
I would like to think that most people would see this and go,
00:34:38
oh well, I see two white lines and that's in between the two lines.
00:34:40
And there's no possible way another car could.
00:34:42
The two cars could park in that spot.
00:34:44
So that alone tells me, oh, whatever.
00:34:48
Who what is this? Why? Who gives a shit?
00:34:51
Both of those cars are pretty tight to those lines,
00:34:54
but you could still fit to compact cars in there.
00:34:57
They're perfectly tight to the lines.
00:34:59
There happens to be the woman on the left putting the groceries in.
00:35:02
That's why it's fake.
00:35:04
It doesn't matter.
00:35:05
It's like it's all about the outrage in the comments.
00:35:07
And the outrage is based on, pre
00:35:12
assumption that Elon has ever been to a grocery store
00:35:15
that you park against hedges, by the way, by the way, my, my local store.
00:35:21
No better than the car.
00:35:24
You still have a hitching post, though. That doesn't count.
00:35:26
Yeah, I know, and it's opportune for what's in that cart.
00:35:32
I shit
00:35:34
right?
00:35:34
A bunch of random boxes and a paper bag blue thing is that I hate to say it.
00:35:39
And water the green.
00:35:40
The green looks like good food. It's a target brand.
00:35:45
I hate it, I know, I know, I hate it.
00:35:47
I know that you don't know that.
00:35:48
No, I do know that I recognize the fucking box either.
00:35:52
It's either pop or water.
00:35:53
Some kind of flavored drink. That's good food.
00:35:55
Target brand.
00:35:57
Also, this is.
00:35:58
I like this T would be like an F, and,
00:36:01
they would need to blur out the license plates.
00:36:05
Oh, yeah?
00:36:06
Yeah.
00:36:06
The one of the one of those wheels would be square.
00:36:09
You can click redo it or the one, the Tesla would have three tires on
00:36:13
one side.
00:36:13
And, I like the chuck, if please, if you if you do have a protest
00:36:18
or a stick up your ass, please express it in chalk.
00:36:22
Right.
00:36:22
Just fucking go home and move on with your life.
00:36:25
What do you think about changing?
00:36:27
What if they go home and they bottle it up and they bottle it up,
00:36:30
and then they end up hitting a do they bottling up the Tesla hurt me?
00:36:34
I don't know,
00:36:35
I dude, I'm never going to judge somebody else.
00:36:38
If anything it's tequila's feelings.
00:36:39
This right now I've got incredible nuts about non-carbon emissions.
00:36:43
Like it's like is it like, oh I know, I know.
00:36:46
Did you like, do you said that right? They loved him a couple.
00:36:48
They loved them six months ago or two years ago.
00:36:50
Whatever it was, they loved him.
00:36:51
It's weird saving the world.
00:36:54
Yeah.
00:36:54
I think that's a definition of the Antichrist.
00:36:57
The problem is the anti the Antichrist isn't
00:36:59
musk, it's the mob.
00:37:03
Oh, interesting.
00:37:06
Oh, that is that when they try to push their agenda by doing
00:37:10
things like vandalizing, you know
00:37:13
that's.
00:37:13
Yeah that's mob mentality that's coming in and flipping
00:37:16
tables instead of going to the business table and working things out.
00:37:21
I believe
00:37:22
Jesus walked into the tabernacle or they're selling sacrifices, animals.
00:37:26
Why is this in any he the tables?
00:37:29
Why don't you just close it?
00:37:31
See, there's so this.
00:37:32
I know there's something wrong today.
00:37:34
It's just this new present or invite button.
00:37:37
I have this. This is never existed.
00:37:38
Present or invite.
00:37:40
So StreamYard was purchased, although it was a long time ago,
00:37:43
but it took them a while.
00:37:44
When you purchase something,
00:37:45
you don't want to just start changing everything right away, right?
00:37:48
What they're doing is they're making it shitty,
00:37:49
and then they're saying for another $40 a month we can make it not shitty.
00:37:53
Yeah, go ahead and click on it.
00:37:54
I have to reach out to the team owner to upgrade the plan. Yeah.
00:37:57
And then when I click on it, you know what it says.
00:37:58
You already have fucking two, right?
00:38:00
I have one
00:38:01
camera showing I have to pay another $40 a month at more than one camera.
00:38:05
They're taking away features.
00:38:06
It's called an added value.
00:38:08
They're just yeah I call it remove added value instead of just added value.
00:38:12
Because two weeks ago it was there value added.
00:38:15
But they were sorry.
00:38:16
Whatever you said.
00:38:17
Yeah but can't remove value added because they took it away.
00:38:20
And then now they say, hey if you want it, you got to upgrade to premium.
00:38:24
But by saying it was free means that you there was no cost.
00:38:28
It was included with any part of it. You're an asshole.
00:38:30
I agree with you know, you're giving them
00:38:32
a more of a benefit of the doubt by saying it that way,
00:38:34
when they used to even have a totally free version instead, up in the left
00:38:37
where it says flat grants, it would say StreamYard,
00:38:39
but I don't even see that option at all anymore,
00:38:43
which is why I
00:38:44
should announce in May we are dropping StreamYard breaking news.
00:38:48
Buh breaking news.
00:38:56
This just in.
00:38:57
We are dropping whatever the heck the duck with the headphones.
00:39:03
Yeah,
00:39:05
duck. So I was getting the comments.
00:39:07
I even hit the fucking.
00:39:08
I hit the thing you said hit the thing, right?
00:39:11
It triggered your OCD, George said.
00:39:13
Comments.
00:39:16
Come in. There's new comments.
00:39:17
Okay, I'm going to try and do this the right way.
00:39:19
Now if I click over here I can go to it.
00:39:22
Let go. Comments.
00:39:23
How you would do it? The right works.
00:39:25
I like it when people call me a douchebag.
00:39:28
Shut up you douchebags! Evil freaks.
00:39:30
I told you I don't know what the terminology is.
00:39:33
Good doesn't call. So if I wouldn't you speak?
00:39:35
If I murdered someone and I ran it and I ran to you, you'd hide me.
00:39:39
Yes, yes.
00:39:42
Did you.
00:39:42
Did you say that at the same time? I heard it twice.
00:39:45
Anyway, I don't know. It's a good point.
00:39:48
So Bobby Lupo said note to self.
00:39:50
Never tell hat guy any secrets?
00:39:53
Goatee guy.
00:39:54
Is it true, bro?
00:39:55
Yeah.
00:39:57
Does he not see the North Face at night?
00:40:02
What lowers you not see the lower third?
00:40:05
Oh, there is a lower third on the level.
00:40:06
See, the law says juror one, says Gary.
00:40:09
That's it.
00:40:09
You get hat Guy because my hat.
00:40:11
Fuck you, other guy.
00:40:14
Well, there's three people. One has a hat on.
00:40:16
I'm guilty. Guy.
00:40:18
Goatee.
00:40:20
You're good.
00:40:22
I like that I don't get referred to as any name very often.
00:40:26
Okay, so now we have,
00:40:28
three BCT
00:40:31
obesity.
00:40:32
Obesity, obesity, people
00:40:35
and cancer car accidents in Covid combined obesity.
00:40:38
We are literally eating ourselves to death.
00:40:40
Obesity has now surpassed hunger and malnutrition.
00:40:43
Obesity is past.
00:40:45
Hunger is what the what the.
00:40:48
Yeah. It kills more than cancer. I don't.
00:40:51
Did you say that too?
00:40:53
All right.
00:40:53
Now I want to try to get these in order before I start reading them.
00:40:56
This is tick tock.
00:40:57
So how do I do that?
00:40:58
They already are. Okay, let's think they already are.
00:41:01
Okay.
00:41:01
Well, bacon butter says you can't put obesity on an obituary.
00:41:05
And just because it shortens life doesn't mean it kills.
00:41:08
So that is the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
00:41:11
That's the definition of kills.
00:41:13
But too.
00:41:14
Hey, let's let the comments.
00:41:17
If I'm obese and I
00:41:18
have a heart attack, I didn't die of obesity.
00:41:22
Yeah you did.
00:41:23
Yeah. If obesity led to that.
00:41:25
So yeah.
00:41:26
But then the answer is always going to be the cause of death
00:41:30
was no oxygen to the brain or my heart stopped beating.
00:41:35
Right. That's not what we continue do.
00:41:38
We don't consider the actual last things.
00:41:42
So Austin
00:41:42
Hopkins is just laughing, crying laughing.
00:41:45
Banana boy says I didn't die from getting hit by a car.
00:41:48
I died from internal bleeding.
00:41:50
And then he rolled his eyes. Nice.
00:41:52
So yeah. Yes.
00:41:53
Yeah, wild bacon butter replies.
00:41:56
I mean, cancer, car accidents and Covid
00:41:59
has killed millions upon millions and that's a watch that lives on.
00:42:02
But yeah, I'd like to I'd like to definitely
00:42:05
touch on that cuz that his point is that his point.
00:42:09
Yeah.
00:42:09
Then he says obesity is close to none of those death wise.
00:42:12
But the reason he believes that is because he's dismissing,
00:42:15
yeah, people don't die from obesity.
00:42:17
They die because they couldn't fit through the door.
00:42:19
And then the train hit them.
00:42:20
He ignored all the he ignored that point.
00:42:24
Yeah, I like how you double commented.
00:42:26
One comment wasn't enough. He had to come back and make another one.
00:42:29
You didn't die of obesity.
00:42:31
You died of asphyxiation because you suffocated on your own tits
00:42:35
and I don't know when that.
00:42:37
The roofer fell off the three storey building
00:42:40
and died of Covid on impact.
00:42:42
Yeah, yeah.
00:42:43
So died of, lack of brain.
00:42:47
Yeah.
00:42:47
Wow. Two suit to suit, cooled off.
00:42:50
Bullet.
00:42:54
Did it?
00:42:55
I don't know.
00:42:57
Again, though, it was.
00:42:59
It was when.
00:43:00
It was when the brainwaves stopped.
00:43:02
That's what.
00:43:02
When there was no brainwaves to tell his heart to be.
00:43:05
Yeah. And then his heart stopped beating.
00:43:07
And then the oxygen there was not moving around in the blood.
00:43:09
I mean, how mechanical are we going to get?
00:43:12
Some of us?
00:43:12
There's some physicists right now that say, no, it was the molecule.
00:43:15
When the molecule when the atoms in the cell stopped
00:43:18
or we're just eternal beings that we live forever.
00:43:22
So I like to say
00:43:23
the dirt and the dirt turns into things that, well, he's absolutely true.
00:43:27
I disagree with him.
00:43:29
I do try to send it to more organisms.
00:43:33
Everything he's saying is true.
00:43:34
But it's it's not fair.
00:43:36
It's not right.
00:43:39
This guy has nice white teeth.
00:43:42
Hey, what he's saying, man?
00:43:43
Oh, look, fucking talk about my, know, the guy that was.
00:43:46
I'm getting new teeth soon.
00:43:49
Okay? So now we're going to talk about God.
00:43:51
We're going to talk about God.
00:43:52
Oh good.
00:43:53
That's one of my favorite topics I believe I believe God exists
00:43:56
because the evidence is life comes from life, not from non-life.
00:44:00
So this whole shtick of this, this video was life comes from life, not non-life.
00:44:04
Yes. Right. So
00:44:06
Allen says life can only come from life.
00:44:09
So where did God come from? Right.
00:44:12
Yeah. You're not solving the problem.
00:44:14
That's a great thing to ponder, but.
00:44:16
So check it out before we get to the other comments.
00:44:19
If God.
00:44:22
Isn't if we're if
00:44:25
if God is just a definition of everything,
00:44:28
then then we don't need the word God.
00:44:31
We can just say everything.
00:44:33
And if if we're trying to, why does God have to have a beginning?
00:44:36
As far as I understood, he always was and he always will be.
00:44:39
And this is again, this is from a believer's point of view.
00:44:41
Whenever I talk about stuff like this,
00:44:42
it doesn't necessarily mean it's my point of view.
00:44:44
Everything on the show
00:44:46
is a pretend thing, right?
00:44:48
So I don't have to believe I can believe.
00:44:50
So don't just jump on me in the comments.
00:44:52
Please do jump on me in the comments.
00:44:53
And like if you have
00:44:55
if this is a scripted show and we are playing characters, shout out to Dan.
00:44:58
Yeah, smash that flash button.
00:45:01
The shows are numbered 5863 rants three.
00:45:05
This is an easy way to argue out of all this,
00:45:07
and you really can't argue against it.
00:45:08
But my argument is you can't argue things in our realm,
00:45:11
with our laws, with our ideas
00:45:15
against God in any respect.
00:45:18
It's ridiculous.
00:45:19
If such a thing exists.
00:45:21
And I'm not talking religious version
00:45:23
of God's, where stories pick apart things and you can easily disprove them.
00:45:26
I'm talking about the concept of whatever the fuck we call God is
00:45:30
assuming it's it's there.
00:45:32
How can we define so you're just saying is
00:45:35
because God wasn't born or created, he cannot be that stupid.
00:45:39
If the if the definition of God is he always has been
00:45:43
and always will be Alpha and Omega, you know, that sort of stuff doesn't help.
00:45:47
I'm I'm pretty near a rant right now.
00:45:50
Oh well. Ryan. Michael.
00:45:52
Michael.
00:45:53
Michael.
00:45:53
Nay, it simply doesn't help me, he says.
00:45:57
As a scientist remains outside of the experiment, so does God
00:46:01
live outside our realm of life?
00:46:02
Our laws don't apply to the one who sets them.
00:46:06
That's kind of that's what I was trying to say.
00:46:08
But he said it way better.
00:46:09
Even though you disagree.
00:46:10
Probably, yeah. Alan rebuts.
00:46:13
He says if God exists outside our realm of life,
00:46:16
how can we possibly know the first thing about said deity?
00:46:19
Yeah, you can't have it both ways.
00:46:21
That's exactly what I'm saying. How you.
00:46:24
So you can't argue for against God because you have no idea.
00:46:27
That simple shows over. Say the quote.
00:46:29
Ryan no, no no, no, agnostic is such a cop out
00:46:35
to say you just can't know.
00:46:37
What the hell do you mean you can't know something that's made up isn't real.
00:46:42
Really?
00:46:43
So to respond to your rant, if God existed in this realm with the same laws
00:46:47
and the same experiences and the same which we know isn't
00:46:50
true by the story, because he made Jesus that version of that.
00:46:54
So he's not that version of that.
00:46:56
How can you use anything in this to explain that you can't, right.
00:47:00
It doesn't make sense, right?
00:47:03
The laws of physics do not apply.
00:47:06
The rules and laws of arguments do not apply.
00:47:08
The rules and laws.
00:47:09
The debates do not apply the laws of time.
00:47:12
We're going to learn later on the show that time doesn't exist.
00:47:15
The simple reductio there is, is, the same explanation
00:47:19
can be said of unicorns.
00:47:21
But wait, so.
00:47:22
All right, so an argument to make something simple,
00:47:24
easy, and understandable when you don't like that, you call it reductio.
00:47:28
Exactly
00:47:30
why is that?
00:47:31
Except that you don't have a better argument.
00:47:34
If you boil, if you simmer down food chemically eating your argument
00:47:39
and giving an example of it that, parallels it.
00:47:42
And it's such an analogous way that it makes you look ridiculous
00:47:48
and like Jesus when comparing God to us in mice
00:47:52
to, to, comparing God to us and then us to mice.
00:47:57
Mice are aware of the scientists.
00:47:59
We make deductions based on supporting evidence and experience.
00:48:02
I'm not telling you
00:48:02
got is real, but my experience in life points me towards design.
00:48:07
Oh, like the twins in the womb saying there is no mother.
00:48:10
There's no life after delivery.
00:48:12
That's not what he said.
00:48:13
See, now you just abduct Overseer Tim.
00:48:15
Whatever with fucking mottos and euphemisms.
00:48:19
So yes,
00:48:20
I but but no offense, I usually get a lot out of what you say.
00:48:23
But that particular response had no weight.
00:48:26
But it's like you basically said stands
00:48:30
he okay.
00:48:32
Touché. Right.
00:48:33
He basically said, you know, the ants and the bigger like he tried to compare
00:48:38
something that you could not know, something in a smaller realm
00:48:41
of the bigger realm. Right?
00:48:44
Allen continues, deduction is all fine and dandy on paper,
00:48:47
but without external support via evidence, we might as well be writing fanfiction.
00:48:52
It sounds great and makes mistakes, but not demonstrably true or falsifiable.
00:48:57
Hey. Yeah,
00:49:01
you like these comments and I like it too, because religion is
00:49:05
is mostly fan fiction, and you use religion
00:49:07
as an argument that there's no possible that there's anything beyond.
00:49:11
And I'm going to just simplify it and make it reductio or whatever by just
00:49:14
using the word beyond, because that's my agnostic
00:49:18
stupid, naive, shortsighted.
00:49:21
It's obvious, intelligent point of view.
00:49:24
You can cast your net out there.
00:49:26
You're not catching anything.
00:49:28
You're not going to castrate anything on my, I don't know what to say.
00:49:32
What,
00:49:34
garden or river garden.
00:49:36
You know, you got it.
00:49:38
You can do it.
00:49:39
He said that's not evidence.
00:49:41
I think he's still.
00:49:43
This is a this is a new original comment.
00:49:45
He's just talking about life lessons from life.
00:49:47
Oh, that's not that's that's not evidence.
00:49:50
Right.
00:49:51
Severest says, the classic
00:49:53
I believe because nothing else makes sense to me fallacy.
00:49:57
Yeah. It's.
00:49:57
Yeah, I got of the gaps.
00:49:59
See, now I almost go that far, but I don't I don't believe
00:50:01
just because there's nothing else.
00:50:02
I believe because there can't possibly be not nothing else.
00:50:06
Yes. Yeah.
00:50:06
I don't know man.
00:50:08
There case. You're right, you're right.
00:50:09
That's why I, I don't discount your point of view either.
00:50:12
Okay. Good.
00:50:13
Until I'm there.
00:50:14
No, I mean, it's Schrodinger until death where you're waiting to long
00:50:18
until I'm there.
00:50:19
When I said that I was in your point of view,
00:50:21
and I was looking at a black abyss of nothingness, and.
00:50:23
Okay, I was all right.
00:50:24
I was there because I needed you on that issue, man.
00:50:27
Just so you know, before you judge me, I was thinking your friend, not mine.
00:50:30
Now I'm still judging you.
00:50:32
My end.
00:50:33
I'm going to be stuck in the echo.
00:50:35
And I'm judging you for your active life.
00:50:38
Why aren't you here? Right.
00:50:40
You see this beautiful thing?
00:50:42
Because it's going to be 29 degrees in a little bit.
00:50:44
There it is. It's cold in here.
00:50:48
Brady knows that right.
00:50:50
And said
00:50:51
why would that be wrong about I believe because nothing else makes sense to me.
00:50:55
Why would that be wrong?
00:50:57
Gee, money says your response and I'll let you say it.
00:51:02
Is a little.
00:51:06
You have to.
00:51:06
I can't read it, he says. You have to ask.
00:51:09
I just thought you'd say it.
00:51:11
You have to ask why that would be wrong.
00:51:15
Severe
00:51:16
with whatever the original commenter replies back.
00:51:18
We know the mechanics in which amino acids and proteins form.
00:51:22
We've watched all the right components form on their own.
00:51:26
The only thing we've never witnessed is them self-assembling
00:51:29
into a protocell.
00:51:33
On their own, they do it on their own.
00:51:35
Though, he continues, just because we haven't physically witnessed
00:51:38
this cell formation doesn't mean it didn't happen in the past.
00:51:41
Trying to say life doesn't come from non-life
00:51:43
is literally just ignoring the evidence.
00:51:45
Wait a seventh, you just said we haven't seen that,
00:51:49
but then you used it as evidence.
00:51:50
That confuses me. Ryan also says
00:51:55
didn't ask for a Ted talk.
00:51:57
It was.
00:51:57
I just said why?
00:51:58
He just said, why would that be wrong?
00:52:01
Oh, oh, because he just needed two separate paragraphs.
00:52:05
Yeah. Yes.
00:52:05
To sum it up in one, you can go back in.
00:52:08
I would judge the people about judging the comments,
00:52:10
but this isn't the show to do that. And it's bad timing.
00:52:13
After your opening rant, didn't ask for a Ted talk.
00:52:15
This is the comment section that wasn't one that was a Ted talk.
00:52:18
Come to the comment section.
00:52:19
Yeah, I'm perfectly fine.
00:52:21
I mean, the shortest Ted talk in his rant and I'm reading them on the show,
00:52:25
but you really might read them along with the shortest Ted talk, I think.
00:52:29
So I thought he he like responding to these assholes.
00:52:32
Yeah, yeah.
00:52:32
These are your comments.
00:52:34
Oh yeah. Yeah. He's responding to several.
00:52:36
He couldn't commented on your monologue before.
00:52:38
So it's all about me.
00:52:39
Yeah, of course it is.
00:52:41
Main character center much.
00:52:43
That's why
00:52:44
Gary, the main mindless, trendy man, this person doesn't have a username.
00:52:48
Just looks like some kind of a purple bird.
00:52:51
It says the Bible is real because it says so in the Bible.
00:52:55
And then laughs, starts hilariously.
00:52:59
It's I don't I don't like doing that either.
00:53:01
That's the news.
00:53:01
Does that all the time.
00:53:02
At 12:00, the news will come out on cable and show some stupid thing,
00:53:05
and then at 6:00 they'll say, hey, did you hear what we said at 12:00?
00:53:11
That doesn't count.
00:53:11
You can't quote I mean, the Bible is real because it says so in the Bible.
00:53:15
But I mean, somehow, for some reason, all of humanity has,
00:53:19
kind of said so for quite a long time or pointed to some type of something.
00:53:23
So what do you attribute that to?
00:53:26
Mass hysteria?
00:53:27
Yeah, some mass misunderstood ending. Yes.
00:53:31
Just asking for the lead logical
00:53:34
collaboration of information and evidence.
00:53:38
You can't say, hey, he said it was true because he said it was true.
00:53:44
You know, how do you
00:53:45
trust you can say, how do you trust any account of anything at any point then?
00:53:48
Cobb. Cobb I can't say that word. Please.
00:53:51
Our grammar person.
00:53:52
It doesn't matter.
00:53:52
The two people agree on the syllabary.
00:53:55
Misinterpret cooperation.
00:53:58
Well, you're really messing it up.
00:54:00
Click
00:54:02
corroborating. That's it.
00:54:03
It doesn't mean they're corroborating.
00:54:05
Corroborating? Relevant?
00:54:08
Very,
00:54:10
video evidence.
00:54:11
It's not true.
00:54:12
But even then, the video evidence could be doctored or I.
00:54:14
It sure could.
00:54:15
But what if there were 14 angles of video evidence and experts looked at it
00:54:21
and there was.
00:54:21
It would have been really difficult, if not impossible to that
00:54:24
that's that's the difference.
00:54:26
More sources code.
00:54:28
What's the word in the comments?
00:54:30
Somebody is going to help me not collaborate.
00:54:32
Reading evidence.
00:54:34
You said that religious document.
00:54:37
You could
00:54:37
maybe say that about the, book was broken because I came, like God
00:54:41
sent himself to sacrifice himself to himself to save us from himself.
00:54:46
Yeah, that I don't understand.
00:54:47
But something that's that's nonsense.
00:54:50
Because that's a religious.
00:54:51
You guys.
00:54:52
That's a religious story.
00:54:53
That's different to me.
00:54:55
Oh, so vast majority of the population
00:54:59
of the planet believes exactly that verbatim.
00:55:03
Well, somebody on the show once said just because, just because
00:55:06
99% of the people say something
00:55:07
and 1% seems ridiculous, doesn't mean the 99% is true, right?
00:55:12
Some has.
00:55:12
Oh no, the truth is not decided by consensus.
00:55:16
Vote.
00:55:17
But is it possible that there really is something I'll just say beyond
00:55:22
and with the 285 religions is more proof that that's actually the opposite
00:55:27
of whatever that thing is, that's actually trying to draw people away from it.
00:55:33
I'm trying to is one of the more things
00:55:37
are you can you can point to geographic evidence
00:55:40
from what the Bible describes as actual places that did exist.
00:55:45
So, yes.
00:55:46
Why would they create this?
00:55:48
I added 35 of those to picker wheel this week.
00:55:51
Story.
00:55:52
Nice. Involving real.
00:55:54
This elaborate story involving these real life places
00:55:59
and that well like it makes some sense to me.
00:56:02
The Bible is real because it says so in the Bible.
00:56:05
In the Bible and Unfaithful enemies says I understand how they believe,
00:56:10
but they just don't understand how evidence works.
00:56:13
So you people that say that I understand and you're logical.
00:56:16
I want you as my airline pilot, but you don't understand
00:56:19
how faith works is what it sounds like to me.
00:56:21
Faith is taking something ridiculous that everybody's against believing
00:56:24
and believing in it.
00:56:26
Like you could have faith in God that he's going to save the world.
00:56:29
You could have faith in your retarded son, that he's going to go to Juilliard
00:56:33
and play fucking the piano. You know what I mean?
00:56:35
It's faith can be ridiculous,
00:56:37
but it's powerful, especially when it coincidentally works out in the long run.
00:56:41
He was like, I told you,
00:56:44
I mean, right, you you have to believe that, right?
00:56:48
Thank you.
00:56:48
Powerful in here.
00:56:52
You know what I mean?
00:56:52
If you were to say
00:56:53
I smite thee and then lightning hit right at that time, wouldn't you feel powerful?
00:56:57
And you would be like, wow.
00:56:58
I mean, you might go, no, that was a coincidence, you dumbass.
00:57:02
But I would be like, wow, I did that.
00:57:03
Or somebody, you know, heard me and did that.
00:57:07
No, no, I must be weak though.
00:57:11
Yes. The verb of verbal absence says, okay,
00:57:14
so what made the life that created life then?
00:57:17
This is an infinite chain until you reach God
00:57:19
and then you have to claim that somehow he has a special exemption.
00:57:23
Exemption.
00:57:24
So why can't the special exemption from it?
00:57:26
I a biogenesis that's just dogma, he says.
00:57:31
Turtles all the way down.
00:57:33
Ryan McLain replies again.
00:57:36
Or as a scientist remains outside. Wait, he said that?
00:57:38
Or he said that twice.
00:57:39
He replied to two different people with the same.
00:57:41
If a scientist remains outside the experiment, so does God love outside?
00:57:45
He added the word love this time, so does God.
00:57:48
Love outside our life?
00:57:50
He just he had a typo in the second time typing this in
00:57:54
that tells me he didn't copy and paste. It is all let's.
00:57:56
Yeah, our laws don't apply to the one who sets them.
00:58:00
Well, that's the stupidest thing I ever heard.
00:58:02
That's like saying the government law should apply to the people.
00:58:05
Life should apply.
00:58:06
If not, in God's case, they don't apply the they shouldn't be writing any laws.
00:58:11
So if you agreed that there was a God, wouldn't
00:58:14
you believe he's not of this world?
00:58:16
He might be able to look in on this world, and this world is a part of his world,
00:58:20
but his world is vastly bigger than this world.
00:58:24
If if the concept of God was true, can you just
00:58:28
hypothetically suspend disbelief for just a second?
00:58:31
No. And agree with me on that, or no?
00:58:34
Because I do
00:58:35
approach deism died.
00:58:38
Yes. Yeah.
00:58:39
He doesn't have to be a he doesn't have to be God.
00:58:41
Like I just meant something greater than this world.
00:58:44
There has to be something greater than experience,
00:58:46
something greater than this world.
00:58:48
But it doesn't resemble anything that anybody's ever described.
00:58:51
Right? That's because that's religion.
00:58:53
That's religion is man's attempt to try and describe it.
00:58:56
Right. And that's all I've been fighting.
00:58:59
And they're really bad.
00:59:00
It's imagine your two year old kid tries to draw the most,
00:59:04
you know, magnificent artwork.
00:59:06
All right.
00:59:06
Here's what I think God is.
00:59:07
You know, you're like, oh, that's what you write.
00:59:10
You're like, that's embarrassing.
00:59:13
But I don't want to discount it just because
00:59:16
it seems ridiculous and stupid because then I might miss out on
00:59:19
I mean, I get to I get to discount things that sound
00:59:22
ridiculous and stupid because that's what we're supposed to do.
00:59:27
If people would have done that,
00:59:28
we never would have probably had milk cows.
00:59:31
Oh, I know, I agree.
00:59:33
We've got a lot of irrational things that help us survive.
00:59:37
We got more comments.
00:59:38
This is the longest segment we got to get through it.
00:59:40
We're doing good.
00:59:41
Keep on segments in that up.
00:59:43
Oh wait that was the last one for that. We all right.
00:59:45
We got to switch over to YouTube.
00:59:47
And there really isn't that many. Oh okay.
00:59:50
In fact there's none there's no there's none.
00:59:55
It's the end of the comment section.
00:59:57
It is.
00:59:59
I believe it is. There's a button for that.
01:00:01
Do we have any new comments to.
01:00:03
Come on, come on, come on in. My.
01:00:08
Seat.
01:00:08
There it is again. It's not just me.
01:00:11
I just keep hitting the button afterwards.
01:00:15
Wonderful.
01:00:18
Please comment.
01:00:19
We love the comments.
01:00:21
Yeah.
01:00:21
Keep them coming.
01:00:30
And then look at that.
01:00:31
You can see the side.
01:00:35
I saw the sign, but I didn't.
01:00:38
Shit.
01:00:38
What the fuck are those lyrics?
01:00:41
It's got a remote.
01:00:42
Now look what I can do.
01:00:44
Do it.
01:00:45
She put you on big screen.
01:00:48
Do it.
01:00:52
That cool?
01:00:54
You know, it's a flashing light.
01:00:56
I mean, it's better.
01:00:58
Oh, no, that's the way it used to look.
01:01:01
Wait.
01:01:01
Wait for it.
01:01:04
For a cool
01:01:06
again. Cool. It's subjective.
01:01:08
It's better than it was before.
01:01:11
Will it cut
01:01:13
it real?
01:01:13
Not cut.
01:01:18
What's this cruelty to play
01:01:20
while we talk about something else is that we'll save that right?
01:01:24
Cruelty to gray. Oh.
01:01:28
No. Play it. I'll talk about something else.
01:01:33
How about that?
01:01:33
The Cain and Abel thing?
01:01:35
Oh, how about like, we're going.
01:01:39
How are the different names for God?
01:01:41
You've got, El Shaddai.
01:01:44
Elohim.
01:01:47
What was the other one
01:01:53
when those big weights were big?
01:01:55
Yeah.
01:01:55
There's a there's a mental disorder for when you see dicks.
01:01:58
Oh, those are the Excel.
01:01:59
You see dicks on all of them, don't you?
01:02:01
Well that too. Those dicks have a problem.
01:02:04
It's kind of dickish.
01:02:06
You know, you can grow a pineapple from just the green part on top.
01:02:09
You can buy a pineapple at the store, take off the top
01:02:11
planted in fucking soil, and grow a fucking another plant, Diggy.
01:02:14
Another dick.
01:02:16
Sort of a dick. Is.
01:02:18
Do you ever.
01:02:18
Have you ever been to the, I don't know, the psychologist
01:02:20
and look at the row shack charts because they all look like vaginas to me.
01:02:23
Something tells me they all look like dicks to you.
01:02:26
Butterflies,
01:02:28
butterflies, moths and vaginas.
01:02:30
Icy and naked children.
01:02:32
It's a dick.
01:02:36
I feel so bad for these dogs.
01:02:37
These are the same two fucking dogs.
01:02:39
Just so everyone knows. Yeah,
01:02:41
and 90 different crocheted hats.
01:02:45
So this is.
01:02:46
These are the things that make me believe
01:02:47
in something and be on in a heaven and hell.
01:02:49
Because this person.
01:02:50
Do you know how they're going to spend their eternity?
01:02:52
You know it.
01:02:52
I mean, you can see it right?
01:02:56
Now they're going to get dressed up in crocheted fucking hats.
01:03:00
They're going to be a dog.
01:03:01
If you believe in reincarnation, they're going to be.
01:03:03
No one does
01:03:05
no one.
01:03:06
That's another incoherent concept.
01:03:08
Some people do.
01:03:10
No, no, rational people believe in reincarnation.
01:03:14
I believe in it as a tool.
01:03:16
I don't believe in it practically.
01:03:18
But I believe if you tell the whole society people that if you're
01:03:21
a little bit better to people now, you'll have a better next life,
01:03:26
then it's real karma.
01:03:30
What's the difference between karma
01:03:31
and reincarnation? Oh.
01:03:35
It's like in the same name.
01:03:36
It's like reincarnation.
01:03:39
Karma. Yeah.
01:03:41
Is this just looping?
01:03:42
Yeah.
01:03:45
Doing.
01:03:46
Actually, no it's not.
01:03:47
I'm sorry. They're numbering. They're on number 74.
01:03:50
Do. There's fucking.
01:03:50
How many.
01:03:51
There's nine fuckers 90.
01:03:55
The crocheting for this channel is Snooki and baby.
01:04:01
What about the dog? Sookie and Ivy.
01:04:03
So. Okay, I saw not the not please.
01:04:08
Who's please? The dick and balls.
01:04:11
Let them know how you feel.
01:04:12
I don't know, I always feel like we need some more cute animal time that I see.
01:04:18
All right, I guess that's cute.
01:04:20
I like the braless nature girl.
01:04:22
I like the bra sandwich girl.
01:04:24
But I want to get two dogs I like hearing
01:04:27
I read the Bible a few times when I was in jail.
01:04:30
Why doesn't the Bible say anything about Lilith?
01:04:33
Lilith is Adam's other wife,
01:04:37
and, the reason that
01:04:40
they can't say anything about that is because that's infidelity.
01:04:44
It's like if the model man was
01:04:48
not true to his wife,
01:04:50
like the mother of all of humanity,
01:04:53
we're doomed from the start.
01:04:55
But I think that's the idea behind the story.
01:04:57
Anyway. Oh.
01:05:02
Oh, shit.
01:05:03
I didn't even see.
01:05:05
All right.
01:05:09
I gotta add the fucking, shit back, dude.
01:05:11
Worst
01:05:13
answer the phone.
01:05:16
I don't need to answer the phone.
01:05:17
He's just right here.
01:05:18
That's,
01:05:21
Hey, guys, it's me.
01:05:22
The kid?
01:05:24
Yes. Can you hear me?
01:05:26
Welcome back.
01:05:27
Yeah, I like you better than the phone.
01:05:30
Yeah, I didn't even get a phone set up yet.
01:05:32
It's all right.
01:05:33
There's been no fuck ups on this show.
01:05:35
Yeah, brilliant. I've never seen any
01:05:38
nice.
01:05:39
How's it going?
01:05:40
It's not been fantastic.
01:05:42
I listed all the creative minds.
01:05:44
The creative minds? What are those?
01:05:46
Every human being that existed before Adam and Eve.
01:05:51
How many? How many are there?
01:05:53
I, I named off over 20 genus homo you mentioned.
01:05:58
Yeah, the genus Homo. Are you talking about 20 genus homo?
01:06:01
I think there's more than 20 genius homos.
01:06:03
It's awful offense, you know, it's very offensive and discriminatory.
01:06:06
You. Yeah.
01:06:07
Lots of gay people are very smart.
01:06:09
So, I love you guys, and you're stupid.
01:06:15
Let's go. I'm not gay.
01:06:16
Ho ho ho.
01:06:18
So said something about the homo africanus.
01:06:20
I mean, afarensis.
01:06:24
Yeah, for African, for
01:06:28
careful. And it's astro.
01:06:29
Astro Pele still.
01:06:30
Look. Oh, my God, I'm a little into my tux.
01:06:37
You'll get it.
01:06:37
You'll get it.
01:06:38
Well, regardless if it is.
01:06:42
Oh my God.
01:06:43
Yeah. Okay. Don't overshadow.
01:06:44
Don't overshadow the opportunity we have here.
01:06:46
I want to know what's, What's up?
01:06:49
What's on the kids, what's new in the kids world?
01:06:51
Anything to report on?
01:06:53
Is there any breaking news?
01:06:54
Brian thinks the kids impersonation is really good.
01:06:57
This week.
01:06:58
Did the girlfriend tell you there was a party this weekend?
01:07:01
She did.
01:07:02
I mean, I I've been working on.
01:07:05
Wait a second.
01:07:05
Hold on a second. How does the girlfriend know about the party?
01:07:08
To tell you that seems backwards. There you do?
01:07:11
Yeah. Wait. I was waiting for that text.
01:07:13
All I got was a text about, body mind dualism. Yep.
01:07:17
It's a nine hour video. Nine hours.
01:07:20
It's nine hours, and it's good.
01:07:23
Did you watch all nine hours?
01:07:25
I fell asleep, but. Yeah,
01:07:28
I think I got like, ten
01:07:29
minutes into it, and I was like, I'll finish this up later.
01:07:32
No, you will no know.
01:07:35
You make it all the way through.
01:07:36
But, honestly, it's good stuff.
01:07:39
It really is.
01:07:39
It's like I have to know the argument against
01:07:42
in order to formulate my argument for
01:07:46
or whatever.
01:07:48
Well, if you if you keep diving into it, eventually you'll you'll change sides
01:07:51
and you'll, you'll come to the light.
01:07:53
I've tried probably.
01:07:54
Well, I've,
01:07:55
I've strained all over the place, like swerving all over the road here, but,
01:08:00
no, there was a very important reason I sent the girlfriend the invitation.
01:08:05
And that is, she's the only seaman floating around. Yes.
01:08:10
She was the only person to actually ask me when the next party was.
01:08:15
Oh, really?
01:08:16
The only one and only one interested in that.
01:08:18
We were the only one that wanted me to throw another party.
01:08:22
So she gets the invitation every time I see.
01:08:25
And she's the only one.
01:08:27
She's the only one because she was the only one who cared enough to ask.
01:08:34
Well, the world is changed.
01:08:35
The world is fucking changed since I had colon.
01:08:38
No, it's all because fucking the kid.
01:08:40
We all know the kid probably is more or less a truck loser.
01:08:44
Fucking coward.
01:08:46
Coward pup. Loser.
01:08:48
Right. But are you. Are you cook?
01:08:50
Now? I know why we don't get guests on the show.
01:08:52
I just wondered why we don't keep guests on the show.
01:08:54
Answer that question because he's a cock jockey.
01:08:58
Loser. Coward.
01:09:00
I don't even know what that word means.
01:09:02
Next week.
01:09:03
Word. Coward. Loser.
01:09:05
Fucking cunt.
01:09:07
I know those quick leaves are a cock.
01:09:08
Their cock means like you like letting dudes fuck your chick
01:09:12
for what I do that sits in the chair in the hotel room
01:09:16
and oh, that's what that is.
01:09:18
The kids who were familiar with this process of holy crap, I can't wait.
01:09:23
How how far away does he set?
01:09:25
Does he sit right there in the better? Do you sit in a chair in the corner?
01:09:28
Depends on what he's comfortable with. Yeah.
01:09:30
Sometimes he hides behind the corner and peeks out.
01:09:32
You know, it's like you, he you trying to.
01:09:34
He doesn't want to be seen, but he sort of.
01:09:35
What if he stands
01:09:36
right next to you back there like staring right, like two feet away.
01:09:40
Oh, he's he's on the bed all day.
01:09:44
Like,
01:09:45
none of this is any better.
01:09:47
Most people this is it. Make me a better.
01:09:49
Most people I know that are into this try and stay,
01:09:54
outside of the splash zone, as I like to call it.
01:09:56
You it the like. Yeah, yeah.
01:09:59
You know, because the simplest, explanation is obvious.
01:10:03
The correct pop in the correct question.
01:10:05
However, Tom, that is not 100% always
01:10:09
and I believe that, the
01:10:12
that I mentioned earlier is like gravity, dark matter
01:10:15
and stuff like that.
01:10:18
Like gravity, dark matter that I mentioned earlier
01:10:21
times, like gravity, dark matter, can hit the bottom and stuff like that.
01:10:25
Those are good.
01:10:26
We don't entirely understand those answers.
01:10:28
And Ockham's Razor may help out with stuff like that,
01:10:31
but that doesn't necessarily mean that to date.
01:10:33
And I don't think that, the burden of proof is on me is a good thing.
01:10:38
The the burden of proof is not on me as a dualist.
01:10:40
It also on the material.
01:10:42
So I don't think that that's entirely relevant.
01:10:43
This.
01:10:44
So whether you're dualist or were you just arguing on that side
01:10:48
then strong me oh I'm a I'm a dualist.
01:10:53
There's no way.
01:10:55
And I'm a materialist entrepreneur.
01:10:56
Mind and body or just mind or just body.
01:10:59
Body, mind. Dualist.
01:11:01
I know I've done a lot of research since our initial debate.
01:11:05
Yeah. And I don't remember any of it, so.
01:11:08
Oh, nice.
01:11:09
That whatever body mind dualism, the the broad scope, I haven't
01:11:13
I wouldn't say I belong to any particular
01:11:16
sect further than just being in the body mind dualism party.
01:11:19
It's Cartesian dualism.
01:11:24
Yeah, I forgot to do that.
01:11:25
Thanks.
01:11:26
Therefore he is, is that was that that was him.
01:11:29
Yeah. That was Descartes. Yeah. Okay.
01:11:31
You got it.
01:11:32
I remember some of it.
01:11:34
You do.
01:11:37
I don't know I can't do it.
01:11:38
Lots of research. I read the Bible this week.
01:11:41
The whole Bible. Yeah. Gary.
01:11:44
No, I read I never read the Old Testament.
01:11:48
I never read the Old Testament.
01:11:50
I've read the entire Bible cover to cover five times in my childhood.
01:11:55
The Old Testament?
01:11:57
Yes. The Old Testament.
01:11:59
Yeah.
01:11:59
How did you get private school?
01:12:00
Makes you read it every year in a different way.
01:12:03
You get you read it like, how'd you get through it?
01:12:05
Can you color it the first couple years and read Tiger thing?
01:12:08
Yeah, I did a a daily devotional reading,
01:12:12
so I, I had it assigned all us testament skip any part of it.
01:12:17
No, I did it religious.
01:12:19
Yeah. I'll be at some,
01:12:22
at some point in my work career being a welder.
01:12:26
Yeah.
01:12:27
I, I had the Bible, the Old Testament on a book.
01:12:31
On tape.
01:12:32
Yeah, it sped up.
01:12:33
It could.
01:12:33
It could read way faster than I could read the Bible.
01:12:36
And I plugged at this thing for fucking months and barely.
01:12:43
And how long is it? School year?
01:12:44
It's like eight months. Eight months.
01:12:46
I would read through.
01:12:47
I'm listening to this for like from two months off
01:12:51
in the summer, 4 or 5, six hours a day.
01:12:54
Oh no kidding.
01:12:55
You only have to read a couple pages a day.
01:12:57
And to get through a day here the entire the entire Old Testament.
01:13:02
Yeah.
01:13:02
King James version.
01:13:04
Yeah.
01:13:04
No problem. No.
01:13:07
You know, what was.
01:13:09
No way.
01:13:10
It's a long I think. You going.
01:13:12
I'm confusing.
01:13:14
I didn't even make it to Exodus.
01:13:16
Nor can I ask what, level.
01:13:18
Yeah. You're reading that?
01:13:20
Yeah. No kidding. Drawer. You're an idiot.
01:13:23
I've never really fully, like, finished the book.
01:13:26
I says it takes roughly 70 to 80 hours to read the entire Bible.
01:13:30
Yes, that's how you do Old Testament. No.
01:13:34
Or about 10 to 15 minutes per day to read it through through in the
01:13:39
to read through it in a year.
01:13:41
I can't read a year. Yeah, it's ten minutes.
01:13:43
I'm not going to judge you because I can't even get through a sentence.
01:13:46
I will say, to your to your credit, if it is the King James Version,
01:13:51
then and the 15 minutes that it would be,
01:13:53
normally you have to take like an hour to look back and reflect on it.
01:13:57
You got you're on to it.
01:13:59
The kid I don't know.
01:14:01
You're on to it, comma.
01:14:02
The kid if you're reading this words.
01:14:04
Were you reading the Hebrew version?
01:14:06
Maybe they say 6660.
01:14:09
I don't know what else is there?
01:14:11
Is that there?
01:14:12
You see, if you if you don't know if you read the version, you're not remind.
01:14:15
I'm sure he wasn't with the version. It is the Hebrew version.
01:14:18
The Hebrew version is the Old Testament.
01:14:20
What do you mean, the version of the Torah?
01:14:21
But were you reading it in English? German?
01:14:24
Aramaic claims Hebrew 6600 666.
01:14:29
Honestly, I think if you're not reading the Bible
01:14:31
in Hebrew or Aramaic, you're not getting the full picture.
01:14:35
I would just the Septuagint in Greek
01:14:37
once it got translated, what four, five, six,
01:14:40
seven, nine, 12 languages.
01:14:43
And there's people that know both languages today.
01:14:45
They can point out things that are translated wrong. Yes,
01:14:51
I pointed out a couple of those today, but they don't correct them.
01:14:54
And who is this Lilith whore?
01:14:57
Adam said the wife.
01:14:59
How long did it say you be able to read that motherfucker?
01:15:02
60 hours. Would you say 70?
01:15:04
70 to 80 hours to read the entire Bible?
01:15:08
So that's I assume that's all that New Testament
01:15:10
for my explanation of the Bible.
01:15:14
8081 promise five kind of override the old promise.
01:15:19
So you can't discount that when people say you got a beta wife and draw
01:15:23
your math is bad Bible divided, but that's in seven and 8000 words an hour.
01:15:31
100,000 words an hour.
01:15:32
Sounds like a lot of words.
01:15:34
A 48 words a minute.
01:15:36
That's actually not that bad.
01:15:37
Okay,
01:15:39
right. That's two words.
01:15:41
A second rate math.
01:15:42
I mean, that's quick, I guess, but I don't know how.
01:15:44
I've never counted words.
01:15:45
You should be able to read 2 to 3 words a second.
01:15:48
Yes, I don't know. Yeah.
01:15:49
I listen to the book on tape
01:15:50
and maybe I'm listening to something that's more complex or it has more.
01:15:53
What if the word is just wanted to listen to the more complex Jeff Jeff
01:15:57
that I could?
01:15:57
So I don't know.
01:15:59
I, I for a member of Kappa Alpha Theta sorority who was reported
01:16:03
missing ten days ago
01:16:04
after releasing a description of Jessica, who was last seen wearing a tank top.
01:16:11
Also, my
01:16:13
sound just told you so
01:16:15
that's Theta Sorority, who was reported missing ten days ago
01:16:19
after releasing a description of Jessica, who was last seen wearing a tank top
01:16:23
eyeglasses in Victoria's Secret pajama pants with the word pink written
01:16:26
across the back, authorities received over 13,000 tips, all of which
01:16:30
have only led police to other students matching that exact description.
01:16:34
Authorities issued a more detailed profile earlier
01:16:36
today in the hopes of that description.
01:16:38
Jessica has artificially whitened teeth, frequents college bars in the area,
01:16:43
and has
01:16:43
a small tattoo of a cross on her foot, even though she isn't really religious.
01:16:48
Sorry, this is not helpful at all.
01:16:49
Authorities have also learned that Miss Hagan responds to Jessica,
01:16:52
Jess, J bitch, and J slut, but really gets mad if you call her Jesse.
01:16:56
This new information has helped narrow the search to 12,386 leads,
01:17:00
and has helped police in sorting through the hundreds of girls
01:17:02
who have turned themselves in thinking they might be Jessica,
01:17:05
I saw on the news that they were looking for a nutritional sciences major
01:17:09
who has side bangs and loves America's Next Top model.
01:17:12
So I call the police and I told them that I was fine.
01:17:15
I just keep thinking that could have been me.
01:17:17
Wait, you know, she's right down there corner.
01:17:20
They spoke to reporters this week showing their support.
01:17:23
Sister, I just have to ask you, because at time, they say
01:17:28
they are no closer to tracking down Jessica Hagan, the Ohio State silo, 911.
01:17:33
Yes, it's
01:17:35
I'm really not liking the boxes
01:17:37
this down. 911.
01:17:41
Ever.
01:17:41
You guys ever hear the song reach for a cop's gun?
01:17:44
Reach for a cop's gun?
01:17:45
Yeah, it's pretty good.
01:17:47
Pull that up.
01:17:48
Really bad advice.
01:17:49
I'll pull it up for you, Brady.
01:17:51
Sounds like bad advice. Now let's do that.
01:17:55
I was under the impression that Lilith was before Eve.
01:17:57
Ryan says.
01:17:59
Oh, yeah?
01:18:02
What am I looking up?
01:18:03
Where's that? Here, I got you. It's in the.
01:18:05
Yeah, the rib was the second story.
01:18:08
How do you pace? There we go.
01:18:09
It's in the private chat.
01:18:11
How do you pace control fucking V or oh I don't yeah I just write I just write.
01:18:16
Oh and then look for pace.
01:18:17
Right click.
01:18:18
Oh yeah. You can do that too.
01:18:19
Yeah. In time. Hey kids.
01:18:22
If you see a cop,
01:18:25
just remember your daddy pays a lot
01:18:29
in tax.
01:18:30
So that's cop is your property.
01:18:33
And that includes their gun
01:18:37
check there. Here.
01:18:38
That's a girl in there. There.
01:18:40
Grab that grip. Because it's fun to share.
01:18:44
Because if you pay taxes, then you own notes on his tax time.
01:18:48
And it's time to have some fun.
01:18:52
Rich foreign cops come.
01:18:56
Rich foreign cops come.
01:19:00
Come to all my friends.
01:19:01
And I want them.
01:19:03
So grab that gun and run
01:19:07
the rich foreign cops come.
01:19:11
Rich foreign cops gonna fly.
01:19:14
Trenchcoat is not nothing.
01:19:15
Grab your friends and they wanna have fun.
01:19:18
I'm so
01:19:20
for your money.
01:19:22
Shot for your weapon.
01:19:23
Reach for a coat.
01:19:26
Reach for a cop's gun.
01:19:30
Cops are our friends.
01:19:32
And they wanna have fun.
01:19:34
So grab that gun. As long
01:19:38
reach for it, folks. Gun.
01:19:41
Speaking of suicides for a ghost gun,
01:19:44
we come to our friends
01:19:47
and they wanna have a go ahead and reach for our cops. Gun.
01:19:50
See how that ends?
01:19:52
Why they actually call that?
01:19:54
Remember these suicide bike ways to take a gun?
01:19:58
Don't mind if they pretend to get mad.
01:20:02
They're just playing around.
01:20:04
They're here to serve us.
01:20:06
After all, you can do what you want to them.
01:20:15
Yeah,
01:20:16
yeah, yeah, I thought that was terrific.
01:20:20
I think it's a it's a good life lesson.
01:20:22
Yeah.
01:20:23
I wish they would just, taught me that in kindergarten, but, yeah,
01:20:27
my addition and subtraction, I guess they used to
01:20:30
teach gun safety in kindergarten in the 50s.
01:20:33
And then.
01:20:35
No, but in the
01:20:36
other grades, I've heard that in public schools, like.
01:20:39
Yeah, definitely.
01:20:41
And you know what? There were there weren't.
01:20:43
You know what?
01:20:43
There weren't shootings or, you know, whatever we call mass
01:20:47
public shootings now, people shot things, but they were for food.
01:20:51
There were bombings, though.
01:20:53
There was some guy that bomb.
01:20:54
What bombed the school in like the 40s.
01:20:57
I think it still holds the record for most killed in a in a school.
01:21:02
That is really bizarre.
01:21:05
What?
01:21:05
A bunch of TNT under a schoolhouse like 40 kids died.
01:21:08
It's pretty. Pretty grotesque.
01:21:11
Yeah, yeah, 1940 was pretty early for that.
01:21:15
It might have been later.
01:21:17
And it was like
01:21:19
early to mid 1900s.
01:21:20
I'm pretty sure.
01:21:23
I recently asked my friend's
01:21:24
little girl what she wanted to be when she went to the school.
01:21:28
By the way, that blew up, rose up.
01:21:30
She said she wanted to be the president of the United States.
01:21:33
Oh, both of the parents, Liberal Democrats.
01:21:35
Her name was Kamala Harris.
01:21:37
So I asked her if you were president.
01:21:39
The joke is for right.
01:21:40
What would be the first thing you would do?
01:21:43
Well, she replied, I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people.
01:21:47
Her parents beamed.
01:21:49
Wow, what a worthy goal, I told her.
01:21:52
But you don't have to wait until you're president to do that.
01:21:55
You see, you can come over to my house right now and you can mow the lawn,
01:21:59
pull weeds, and sweep my driveway, and I'll pay you $50.
01:22:03
Then I'll take you over to the grocery store.
01:22:07
The sky shows out, and you can give him the $50 to use
01:22:10
toward food and a new house.
01:22:12
She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me
01:22:15
straight in the eye and asked, why doesn't the homeless guy
01:22:18
come over and do the work and you can just pay him the $50?
01:22:22
I said, welcome to the Republican Party.
01:22:26
Her parents are still not speaking to me.
01:22:28
I recently asked my
01:22:33
it's true that insightful.
01:22:36
Yeah.
01:22:37
The great orator.
01:22:40
I don't know, aren't we?
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01:24:34
So speaking of, since the kids here.
01:24:36
Since. Speaking of Cain and Abel.
01:24:38
Oh, my God, no, it's all over.
01:24:42
Oh, the lights went out now. Bam!
01:24:48
And the music hit and the crowd had no idea what was going on.
01:24:52
Mehcad heard a pin drop.
01:24:53
There's like 15,000 people in the arena there in Saint Louis.
01:24:56
And they were making a noise, like, was this a mess up?
01:25:00
Did they lose power? What happened?
01:25:02
Oh my God, wait a minute.
01:25:04
It's Paul fans that's gonna be it's Paul by the way.
01:25:08
It's gotta be Cain. And there's this giant roar.
01:25:11
And I actually get goosebumps talking about it.
01:25:13
And the the audience realized, oh, that's the guy that was.
01:25:17
And talking about that's gonna be.
01:25:20
That's gonna be Cain.
01:25:22
That's gonna be canon.
01:25:26
For the size of this human thing
01:25:28
or it's not a human being.
01:25:32
Just the fucking thing about the.
01:25:33
Can you turn it off the hinges?
01:25:36
Oh, my God, the undertaker's in a cage, and Cain comes out
01:25:41
and he physically rips the door off of the cage.
01:25:46
And it is.
01:25:47
This guy's dog is all.
01:25:48
Yeah, and that's fucking the bill.
01:25:50
Yes, it is Freddie Prinze Jr in the can't say monsters
01:25:54
that much in WWE, because there's been so few of them that have been able
01:25:58
to accomplish what both of these guys accomplished.
01:26:02
Just show it. So that was Vince.
01:26:03
Oh no.
01:26:04
Yeah, that was.
01:26:15
Ladies and gentlemen,
01:26:16
let's get ready for.
01:26:23
The rumble.
01:26:24
I hope that you ready to rumble.
01:26:26
I hope you're ready to rumble.
01:26:29
And I thought you were talking about Kane and, The Undertaker.
01:26:31
But you actually were talking about Cain and Abel. My bad.
01:26:33
It was Cain and Abel. Also,
01:26:36
another thing about the creation myth.
01:26:38
So is,
01:26:40
Adam was supposed to attend to the garden.
01:26:43
Guess what I did this week?
01:26:45
I planted my freaking garden.
01:26:47
I'm a farmer.
01:26:48
Well, early. It's a little bit. Yeah. It's gonna. It's gonna frost.
01:26:51
Yeah, I know, I know, like, I'm.
01:26:53
I'm not a good farmer.
01:26:54
I've never had to like a successful crop.
01:26:57
This is my third attempt.
01:27:00
It was your third unsuccessful crop.
01:27:03
Yeah, yeah. Did you. What do you plant?
01:27:05
What's it?
01:27:06
Well, I planted needles, corn and peppers.
01:27:10
I will want to.
01:27:12
I will 100% back.
01:27:14
I bought the device. I absolutely love it.
01:27:17
It can be something you grow out of.
01:27:19
Or you can just start the plants and then plant them outside or germinating.
01:27:23
Aerogarden. So how's your clinic set setup?
01:27:26
I've tried growing weed out of it, but I mean, it's a hydroponic setup. It's
01:27:31
it's great.
01:27:31
You can't go wrong.
01:27:32
Whatever you put in there grows no matter what.
01:27:35
As long as you follow the directions, it just tells you what to do.
01:27:38
The device tells you what to do.
01:27:39
You can start in than plant in the ground.
01:27:41
Even then, you start with a much like a better.
01:27:44
If I put my penis start.
01:27:46
You put your piece there?
01:27:47
Yeah. Just sprinkle some cold water on it.
01:27:49
That's about it with some nutrients in it.
01:27:50
And then it shrinks like I like on it.
01:27:53
Yeah. That's what you want.
01:27:56
You're the one that's sticking.
01:27:56
You're digging it.
01:27:58
All right, so my problem I do too.
01:28:00
I find even if you want to get a shrink, it's great if you just transplant.
01:28:04
Start here, put it in the dirt.
01:28:06
I have one.
01:28:07
My. My bitch bought one as well.
01:28:09
And now we have two of them.
01:28:10
And they're just whipping a whip and shit out in the basement all winter
01:28:14
Knocking. Yeah.
01:28:16
You're bitches whip and shit out in the basement all winter.
01:28:21
Wow. Hell.
01:28:25
I've heard,
01:28:26
I heard potatoes are pretty, idiot proof for gardening.
01:28:29
Yeah, yeah, just bury them in the ground.
01:28:31
You can forget about them, and then you'll you'll find them next time you drink.
01:28:34
Dig in there.
01:28:35
If for some reason this, this harvest doesn't work out.
01:28:37
Gary, just do potatoes and next year, and you'll break the streak.
01:28:42
Yeah, well, the only success I've had was my potatoes.
01:28:45
I did a secret garden back in the back 40, and I actually dug a hole.
01:28:50
And sure enough, I got, like, three potatoes.
01:28:52
Secret garden in the back, 40, 40.
01:28:55
We got a mule in our my my next meal on the back 40.
01:28:59
I've got, I've got just under an acre.
01:29:01
And my girlfriend went out there when it was raining last night
01:29:03
just to go for a walk. For the fuck of it.
01:29:05
I've got a fucking neighbor that I found out is like literally
01:29:08
their gutters have a fucking drainage system
01:29:10
that are draining on a fucking my property, and it's creating a fucking.
01:29:14
So unfortunately, I've got a
01:29:16
it's kind of bullshit.
01:29:18
And most of I'll tell you, it is illegal, but
01:29:20
the amount of cost that it would if they, if if they say
01:29:24
I'm not doing anything about it, the amount of cost
01:29:26
that it would take to fight that they're saying that you'd be
01:29:29
better off just spending the money and just kind of
01:29:31
putting like a barricade of some sort and just pushing it back on his property
01:29:34
by putting some dirt down or some just raise it way up.
01:29:37
Or is it on a is it a gutter or is it something?
01:29:40
I know it's going down because there's a creek, right, right on the other side.
01:29:43
So he's like, I don't know if it was the intention.
01:29:46
Yeah. But he's but there's like a channel of water.
01:29:48
There's like a river. It's like spouting out like a motherfucker.
01:29:51
Been there for 8 million years.
01:29:52
Doors like my fucking neighbor. I don't,
01:29:55
you know, I don't
01:29:56
know if he intended that to begin with, but aren't you supposed to, like, dig up?
01:29:59
It's not like a gutter downspout or anything, is it?
01:30:01
Because in that case, I just bend it back and I think it doesn't go in the fucking,
01:30:05
like a gravel, like a they dig a hole and put gravel
01:30:07
and then like that way the water disperses in the dirt.
01:30:10
Better pea gravel.
01:30:11
Yeah.
01:30:12
Whatever.
01:30:12
Pea gravel, shit gravel. Whatever.
01:30:16
I don't know.
01:30:16
It's pretty pissed off about it. Now.
01:30:18
I got to, like, confront my neighbor about this shit
01:30:19
next time if I see him out there.
01:30:21
I also think they're patios on our property
01:30:23
anyway, so we've got to get this shit surveyed.
01:30:25
But, is this the first time you ever, ever engage a neighbor?
01:30:29
I recommend everyone buying, saying hello first.
01:30:32
Yeah, a little while and then say no.
01:30:35
Hey, maybe bring some brownies. I'm gonna be like,
01:30:37
hey, I don't know if you realize this, but your shit's draining.
01:30:39
Possibly weed, right?
01:30:40
So you're renting, so you're renting then.
01:30:42
You didn't purchase your house?
01:30:43
No, I bought the motherfucker.
01:30:45
I reckon it's in the Beijing. It's.
01:30:47
It's a backyard neighbor.
01:30:49
If he's with if he's in the mine, block his, like, one of privacy fences.
01:30:54
Go in there.
01:30:54
I wouldn't start StarCraft soon.
01:30:58
Our neighbors patios.
01:30:59
It's not starting. Crap. It's. It's resolving.
01:31:01
He's starting crap who think thinks that they can drain.
01:31:04
Hey, you have every right property.
01:31:06
You ever heard the expression being kidding me?
01:31:07
Dead right. Shit.
01:31:09
Yeah.
01:31:09
I just, you know, my theory that I purpose in my backyard is two miles.
01:31:16
Two miles?
01:31:16
That way.
01:31:17
Damn. You sure it's not that way?
01:31:19
It's that way. What about the graveyard?
01:31:22
Yeah, that is right over that graveyard right there.
01:31:25
Those neighbors. Those are good.
01:31:27
They're not in the back, though, either.
01:31:29
Like all the way in the back? No, they're in the bottom.
01:31:32
Yeah, I have no idea.
01:31:32
I've never been there.
01:31:36
Yeah.
01:31:37
By the way, guys, I'm having a party this Saturday.
01:31:39
I bought some pea gravel for the horseshoe pit.
01:31:43
I'm not kidding.
01:31:44
I've got a bag of free gravel that I just bought for stupid.
01:31:48
What other kind of gravel is there?
01:31:49
Can I get some? Because I need to dig a hole.
01:31:51
I came across a pipe that's leaking right onto my fucking property.
01:31:55
There's literally like a place. So it is a pipe, I would say.
01:31:57
Is that a pipe?
01:31:58
That's a pipe and you can see the end of it and it's just dumping out.
01:32:01
And there is a trail where does it come from?
01:32:03
A building.
01:32:04
It's their fucking house.
01:32:06
It's their gutter runoff.
01:32:07
They have it piped in and just spouting out rather than going
01:32:10
no fence between your property and their property.
01:32:13
Let's get to the bottom of this completely.
01:32:15
Is there any fence or barricade already or boundary between your property in there?
01:32:18
No, no.
01:32:21
So maybe
01:32:22
that's not so here's here's careful because this I'm pretty sure
01:32:26
check this out I, I live I don't live even on an acre.
01:32:30
I'm a big city folk I think.
01:32:31
I don't I don't live in Montana or fucking.
01:32:33
I everyone else lives. Gross.
01:32:36
I went to build a driveway and I had to get a variance because
01:32:40
I wanted a two wide garage, and I had to get a variance
01:32:44
because my city doesn't allow that.
01:32:45
You can't park certain ways and whatever.
01:32:47
So yeah, yeah, there's in the process of bitching at my neighbor
01:32:51
because his he was cutting grass and doing other stuff.
01:32:54
It bit me in the ass because we had a surveyor, surveyor.
01:32:58
Yeah.
01:32:59
So we had somebody come out and do a survey.
01:33:02
Turns out
01:33:04
my house, for whatever reason, I don't know if the dirt shifted.
01:33:06
The whole property shifted, was like three feet on his property.
01:33:11
So he's like, wow, so you want to widen your fucking driveway?
01:33:13
If you want to be a shit, I would have had to remove
01:33:16
like a foot and a half of grass and a foot and a half of my driveway.
01:33:19
So be careful.
01:33:20
My point is, is
01:33:22
even though you just purchased the house, you probably had a land,
01:33:24
you know, you had the outline of your land.
01:33:26
Might be wrong.
01:33:27
Yeah.
01:33:28
Maybe he's maybe he's draining on his property.
01:33:31
No, I mean, it's raining on his property, but it's downhill to my property.
01:33:35
And so it's literally a spout that is, like, literally pointing at my property,
01:33:40
shooting out like a, like during the, like, just after the rain.
01:33:43
There was like a garden hose amount of fucking water
01:33:45
that's just spouting out a fucking, you know, a one inch.
01:33:48
Yeah, round fucking.
01:33:49
So that's, that's maybe going down this little you can see it,
01:33:53
this hole it trudged out this hole, this little snake line
01:33:56
that's maybe about five minutes.
01:33:58
My property and it's pulling up on my property if, if there's anything
01:34:03
like a tube or a pipe on your property, just cut it at the property line.
01:34:06
I was.
01:34:06
I told my girlfriend, I kind of want to just take a potato
01:34:09
over there and just kind of
01:34:12
that again, that's not going to solve your problem or his.
01:34:15
It might even create more problems.
01:34:18
It's not like it's not going to drain.
01:34:19
It's just going to his gutter.
01:34:20
Yeah. He's there's a weird clog here.
01:34:22
And then like, I don't know bore it out and not realize it's a potato.
01:34:25
I'm assuming then like what.
01:34:27
Who what an idiot. Dude. I'm there.
01:34:29
I'm going to look through the entire and make sure
01:34:33
there's a potato there before I start excavating.
01:34:36
I don't know.
01:34:36
So I met my girlfriend at my girlfriend's cottage. There we.
01:34:39
I cleaned out her her her gutter was spilling over and not draining out.
01:34:44
I cleaned out a bunch of leaves right in the fucking main area.
01:34:48
There was a rock.
01:34:49
A big ass fucking rock that was blocking everything up.
01:34:53
How did a rock get on the roof? In the gutter?
01:34:55
I have no fucking idea. But obviously a human did it.
01:34:59
I don't know rhyme or reason why.
01:35:01
Yeah, the wind picks up a rock and threw it up there.
01:35:03
Well, they may have not been nefarious, but boy, did it work.
01:35:07
They didn't make it to me right in the where the gutter.
01:35:09
May I share my. How weird is that?
01:35:12
We we had rocks.
01:35:14
Started out like, you know, that big and ended up being
01:35:17
baseball sized rocks all over my mom's property.
01:35:21
And then one day I'm sitting there smoking my pipe
01:35:24
and I see a squirrel fucking start taking rocks and fucking.
01:35:29
So I'm my suggestion is an animal could have moved it.
01:35:32
They're thinking that's that was cool.
01:35:34
I've watched I watched it happen.
01:35:35
I watched the squirrel grab a rock and climb up the fucking tree.
01:35:38
Yeah, it was like, I swear it was throwing rocks on the car could pick up the tire.
01:35:44
So I run so,
01:35:48
if you guys can get
01:35:49
any higher than us, please call 915863.
01:35:52
Give me that much.
01:35:53
I also
01:35:56
know what this to.
01:35:59
Oh, I got this for your brother, Mr.
01:36:04
fucking Wizard over here pulling out a device.
01:36:07
Okay, so it says on the tag easy clone.
01:36:11
And then it's got this Terminator
01:36:15
with all these, circular,
01:36:18
like, plugs and then this plastic bin.
01:36:23
But then you're going to make another Gary.
01:36:25
Yeah, but plugs.
01:36:26
All right.
01:36:27
So, you know, you got George got me thinking with the,
01:36:32
germinating my seeds inside the house and then putting a hold on that.
01:36:36
What the kids are calling it is doing it.
01:36:38
No one's got no. Yes.
01:36:41
You do not do anything of this.
01:36:42
You know, so I went hard on the creation myth,
01:36:46
you know, so it looks like this thing.
01:36:53
So it's.
01:36:53
You know what I've got here?
01:36:55
I think one of our viewers does know what this is, because I got it from him.
01:37:00
But it's got a bunch of these styrofoam plugs.
01:37:05
I don't know what it does.
01:37:07
I've got it right here.
01:37:09
I know what it is.
01:37:10
Wait, so you're asking.
01:37:11
We haven't even figured out what this is yet.
01:37:14
Now you're doing yours.
01:37:15
What the fuck?
01:37:16
Oh, yeah.
01:37:17
Okay, so that's a, a full empty gauge
01:37:20
with a magnet. So,
01:37:24
it's written on every side to the empty half full.
01:37:27
I don't know if it fell off or something is part of a tool or something.
01:37:31
I found it either in my shed or in my basement.
01:37:35
No, I don't, I like this little mystery.
01:37:37
You've already gone over this. I think you've done this one.
01:37:40
No, I know, but until somebody tells me what
01:37:41
that is, you can't start showing people other stuff. We.
01:37:44
You're going to get more experience.
01:37:45
People learn about can't move on.
01:37:47
No other topic until I figure out what that is.
01:37:49
Yeah, I don't know entirely.
01:37:51
It's a cloning machine.
01:37:52
Ryan says thank you. Yeah. Easy clone.
01:37:55
We got that far correct.
01:37:57
I don't know, but it's it's for it's for plants, right.
01:38:00
You clone the plant cloning plant?
01:38:03
I don't know, but,
01:38:06
I think for a while, quick, I just.
01:38:09
Yeah.
01:38:10
Found a random YouTube video.
01:38:13
I found a random viewed YouTube video by, this, egg roll.
01:38:17
Oh, you seem to be a little racist.
01:38:20
You got to put that on anything. Who's.
01:38:23
Oh, yeah, I got asked about.
01:38:25
Are you locked inside their seeds and what they egg roll.
01:38:29
Egg roll on.
01:38:30
That is like the first time I got the. Yeah.
01:38:32
So you get these little. Those are the covers.
01:38:35
She's got a smaller one.
01:38:36
I've got one of the bigger ones reusable. They get pretty easy to do.
01:38:38
And the smaller Asians do have a smaller ones.
01:38:40
And you can buy these things and then put your own seeds in them.
01:38:43
Or you can do like their own.
01:38:45
Don't put your own seed in it.
01:38:47
That's not what it's for.
01:38:48
Or yeah, she's put her she's a pudding.
01:38:52
Egg roll for me.
01:38:55
She's put her own seeds in there indoors, and there's no real time.
01:38:58
Right, right.
01:38:59
And so you just put it, you just put them in the fucking thing
01:39:02
and it tells you like.
01:39:03
Oh, and water.
01:39:04
Nutrients a couple times I'm since I'm going to she's got a more primitive one.
01:39:08
This is like a, like old school style.
01:39:10
Like my shit's way fucking nicer than this piece of shit.
01:39:13
But, I mean, when you're egg roll, but you don't wanna bother.
01:39:17
Your money isn't worth as much, so I'm assuming.
01:39:19
Well, she.
01:39:20
She's not a white zone.
01:39:21
She doesn't have the privilege that you have, so she can't exactly.
01:39:23
That's what I'm saying.
01:39:24
Yeah. She's in a very poor country.
01:39:26
So this is all she can afford?
01:39:28
Yeah, it's very nice.
01:39:30
Hardwood floors. That's all she can afford.
01:39:33
There's no, there's no, no, but it's a great device.
01:39:36
They're actually great. Great fucking easy to.
01:39:38
You can't go wrong. I've tried growing shit.
01:39:40
And if you don't do it right, it's just you overwater underwater.
01:39:43
Don't have the right light.
01:39:45
Go fuck yourself. These can't overwater.
01:39:48
When something is wet is wet, you can't over dry.
01:39:50
There you you can't over die.
01:39:52
When you're dead, you're dead.
01:39:54
You can drown that bitch.
01:39:55
Sorry I had to get my Seinfeld Korean.
01:39:58
Oh, my bad.
01:40:00
I'm not sorry.
01:40:01
So what's in the kid's life?
01:40:04
Not a lot.
01:40:04
And I been in the chair every 15 minutes, roughly, anyway.
01:40:07
Yeah, just.
01:40:09
That's funny too.
01:40:09
I'm distracted, desperately looking for the kid.
01:40:12
Stinger. That I deleted.
01:40:14
It's gone.
01:40:15
I know Brady ruined it, and you've been calling it every week.
01:40:18
And we appreciate that even leaving voicemails.
01:40:20
It's very sweet of you.
01:40:21
Yeah, yeah, of course I do my part, too.
01:40:24
I know, I'm, I know I'm the guy that brings in the numbers.
01:40:27
So you're like the backbone, you know? Yeah, exactly.
01:40:29
You're very underestimated.
01:40:31
But without you, it's like it just falls apart.
01:40:33
We're just alone.
01:40:34
I see what happens when I'm not here.
01:40:36
So I gotta make sure that you guys are
01:40:39
staying, right.
01:40:41
I appreciate
01:40:43
you guys.
01:40:43
See, I miss on segments.
01:40:46
Well, you sound good segment.
01:40:48
Don't forget to put the squares back when you close your video.
01:40:51
I was thinking about that.
01:40:52
We I did it's only been gone. What?
01:40:54
Well, when was your last day like the 12th of January?
01:40:57
January 6th.
01:40:58
Sixth.
01:40:59
Oh, my gosh, that's so been three months.
01:41:02
I know it feels like what is what is what is Jason been doing without you?
01:41:07
I'd not.
01:41:08
Not. Well, that's what they've been doing.
01:41:10
I've just
01:41:12
reported reports.
01:41:13
Yeah.
01:41:14
Yeah.
01:41:15
The I've got my finger on the pulse of, made major rough.
01:41:17
Oh my lord, guys, they are fucking.
01:41:20
Holy shit. Same shit.
01:41:23
Yeah, they have no idea.
01:41:25
Wait. Hold on, hold on.
01:41:26
Yeah, but they click on mold are details.
01:41:28
I want to see if they fixed it.
01:41:30
Click, click on details. I was looking at the website.
01:41:32
Look look look at the.
01:41:33
At the very top it says the top left mold center starting at $70 an hour.
01:41:38
Look at the little subtitle right underneath it.
01:41:43
Oh, you could hold them to that.
01:41:45
Make up your mind. 17 or 60.
01:41:47
Well, it says 17 here. It also says 17 here.
01:41:50
But they could go. No, no, no it's a 16 maybe like fucking weird.
01:41:52
It's like oh yeah. Sorry.
01:41:54
Oh yeah.
01:41:55
Just get you in the door. It's it get you in the door.
01:41:57
And then they can try to push you to 16 that.
01:42:00
That's what happened.
01:42:01
It's a nice push started was it was I think it was posted like 16 an hour.
01:42:06
And they said it was like a typo.
01:42:09
He got started at like 14 or 15.
01:42:12
That's minimum wage.
01:42:15
See I want to wait I think is like 11 bucks right now.
01:42:18
Maybe it's 12.
01:42:18
I want to I don't know, want to walk do.
01:42:22
And if they tell me one of these dollar figures I'd be like, well what's
01:42:25
how like how what's the maximum you pay.
01:42:29
Yeah, yeah.
01:42:31
Like if you do a little better, I want to know what the cap is here.
01:42:34
Like these days.
01:42:35
I think I'd be a bit more savvy than I was back in my younger years.
01:42:38
I would be a bit more like, what's the maximum?
01:42:40
Like what? What is the. What's my growth here?
01:42:43
You know, where am I sitting?
01:42:44
That right.
01:42:45
Where's the opportunity?
01:42:48
Shipping and receiving starting at 17 to 20.
01:42:50
And our funny shit.
01:42:53
I should apply for that. Yeah. You should.
01:42:56
Yeah.
01:42:56
I'm pretty sure it'd be a easy
01:42:59
call.
01:42:59
Isn't quality doing shipping no good?
01:43:02
Good for the gig for the kid.
01:43:04
I know they've got.
01:43:09
Nicole.
01:43:10
Oh, I think I think, yeah, Nicole's still there.
01:43:12
There's, there's another lady, and they've got, another one on pack line.
01:43:17
It's almost like the entire process is here to.
01:43:20
For job positions.
01:43:21
It's like they like they've got you've got the dildo.
01:43:24
Dildo mold center, and then you got the mixing.
01:43:26
They mix the plastic for the dildo molds, and then you got the press operator
01:43:30
that presses the dildos, and then you have the shipping
01:43:33
and receiving that, you know, gives in, receives the dildos, you know.
01:43:37
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:43:39
It's crazy how a dildo factory works there, but plugs to you.
01:43:43
I don't want to. Just secluded to one product.
01:43:45
I mean, you guys are really faceted.
01:43:46
Yeah. There's a lot of different toys you just.
01:43:49
Yeah.
01:43:50
Yeah.
01:43:50
I mean, you want we of the ops, if you're interested.
01:43:54
Yeah. I'm
01:43:56
like the finest quality bulb plugs you'll ever find.
01:43:59
We'll send you a cast, you send it back, we'll we'll fill it. Yes.
01:44:03
Interesting. So. Yeah. Of that before her.
01:44:05
Perfect fit.
01:44:06
Yeah.
01:44:07
I've, I've come across that
01:44:10
actually I, I was scrolling I was scrolling on my phone
01:44:12
in the hotel room chair and I.
01:44:14
Yeah, the hotel room chair.
01:44:16
That blew my mind.
01:44:17
I, I've never even heard of that.
01:44:20
You actually sit in the hotel room chair.
01:44:22
You seen that thing?
01:44:22
I yeah.
01:44:23
No, my my buddy sat in it and found that.
01:44:26
Yeah, I've asked for a friend. Never sit.
01:44:29
If there's a hole, if there's a chair,
01:44:32
a random, like, fabric chair or a couch
01:44:34
in your hotel room when you sit on it, you're a weird motherfucker to me.
01:44:38
I don't know, maybe I'm wrong on that, but to me, you're weird.
01:44:41
Motherfucker. What? Like, come on, sit down.
01:44:43
It's like you sit in a chair or you, like,
01:44:46
sit against the frame of the bed, which is, slightly fucked in that thing.
01:44:50
Somebody fucked in that thing.
01:44:52
What do you lay down?
01:44:53
Oh, I'm not saying sit down naked.
01:44:55
I've the f I've laid down.
01:44:56
I've opened the bag of sheets.
01:44:59
They said, oh, no, don't touch anything with your skin.
01:45:07
Yeah.
01:45:07
That's you leaning like lay down
01:45:11
or drop cloth.
01:45:15
Well how are you going
01:45:16
to build your immune system.
01:45:21
That's what I, that's the only reason I go to hotels
01:45:24
is just to lick the carpet.
01:45:28
So to speak.
01:45:31
No, I do, yeah.
01:45:36
Dear fledge.
01:45:38
And if the kid wants to chime in as well, the kid asks.
01:45:41
You know, my husband
01:45:44
Adam, is very mellow and can talk to anyone.
01:45:47
His mom, Eve, which is kind of creepy, right?
01:45:50
My husband adamant about me. I don't.
01:45:53
They got rid of Lilith already.
01:45:54
I thought they were. I thought they were.
01:45:57
Maybe you were.
01:45:58
Whatever.
01:45:59
It's friendly, but a little more reserved.
01:46:02
Early in their marriage, Adam was a drinker, and my mother in law
01:46:04
has never forgiven him for the way he treated her during that time.
01:46:08
She has always treated him disrespectfully.
01:46:10
But as they get older, it's becoming worse.
01:46:13
She has hit Adam when she has hit Adam when we had people over
01:46:17
because he didn't do what she told them to do,
01:46:19
I told her to stop and my husband told her she embarrassed him.
01:46:23
But Eve forgets or doesn't care and continues to do it.
01:46:26
She talks down to him constantly.
01:46:28
And if and that's and if.
01:46:30
Yeah, if that's how she acts when people are around.
01:46:32
I hate to think what happens behind closed doors when she hits him.
01:46:36
Adam sits there expressionless and doesn't react.
01:46:39
He's not the man he once was and he's adored by many people.
01:46:44
What can we do to help my FPL?
01:46:48
Fuck this.
01:46:48
I mean, Capital Letters is the acronym fill and make her stop.
01:46:54
Brendan lost some in law.
01:46:56
Well, yeah, it's father and make more sense.
01:46:59
If it was.
01:47:00
It's a mother in law, though. Yeah, mil am I?
01:47:02
L think she's just dumb.
01:47:04
Maybe she's transgender all of a sudden, make her
01:47:06
stop doing this in front of her grandkids and company.
01:47:10
Sound frustrated in Michigan.
01:47:13
Oh, Michigan.
01:47:14
Well, yeah, he's the problem here.
01:47:17
Abusive wife.
01:47:22
That's,
01:47:25
that's a tough one because,
01:47:26
like, know husbands.
01:47:29
Oh, I thought they were going to open up there for a second.
01:47:32
No, No. Good.
01:47:35
Just be trippin, yo. Yeah.
01:47:38
Oh, you are gonna go there? Yeah.
01:47:40
Okay.
01:47:42
Maybe have her committed bitches be trippin, bitches be trip.
01:47:45
I can sum it up in three words.
01:47:47
Bitches be trippin.
01:47:49
Oh, hey.
01:47:49
Yeah, I think that,
01:47:53
Oh, I can't remember his name now.
01:47:57
Adam. Boys. Dave. Eazy-E.
01:47:59
Boys in the hood.
01:48:00
When his, girls in the back of the car, he reaches
01:48:03
for the back and smacks the ho.
01:48:07
I think I butchered it, but you know what that sounds like.
01:48:09
What needs to happen to Eve?
01:48:11
He's put Adam's
01:48:12
put up with their bullshit for too long and needs to put her in her place.
01:48:16
Fails today. I'm the girl
01:48:18
Connecticut woman.
01:48:19
Just, backhand is all it will take.
01:48:23
Yeah, I think I think, you know, the sweat of another.
01:48:26
But you know what?
01:48:27
If he puts the fear of God into her just once, I think that right?
01:48:31
Yeah. Yeah.
01:48:32
Violence is never the the solution.
01:48:35
But but the threat of violence never solved.
01:48:37
So no, violence is never the solution.
01:48:41
That was put me over in this in this
01:48:43
I can think of like 17 things right now off the top of my head.
01:48:46
The violence, violence, me over for being non reaction to a physical attack.
01:48:52
And there's just something that's just so brilliant
01:48:55
about that play that it's just it is it is very satisfying.
01:48:58
I've seen draw it's do the non-viable response
01:49:02
to a violent attack only did it not hurt.
01:49:05
I like now it's just like ball's in your court.
01:49:09
He doesn't even flinch.
01:49:11
That's the beauty of it.
01:49:12
What are you going to do now.
01:49:14
Yeah.
01:49:14
But okay so but if an attacker did something to you and it was not a threat,
01:49:18
then you don't have to respond.
01:49:20
I mean, that's the same, but it's just like, okay, equal, equal.
01:49:24
What are you going to do next or kill more force.
01:49:26
You don't need to you don't need to punch down, so to speak.
01:49:29
Right? You're talking right.
01:49:31
No, you can't just punch it down. You're kind of screwed.
01:49:33
Well, see, my wife sometimes, like, tries to punch me in the arm.
01:49:37
And if I catch it coming, I'll flex and she will hurt her hand.
01:49:42
And then I say something like this.
01:49:43
But if you ever hit me and I find out about it, you'll be in trouble.
01:49:47
Yeah, I can, I like, grabbed my girlfriend's arms and she's like,
01:49:52
she literally can't do anything.
01:49:53
And I'm like, are you really do anything? Yeah.
01:49:55
And I'm like, yeah.
01:49:56
I'm like, well, I'm not really holding that hard.
01:49:57
She goes, I can't like I'm going to try as hard as I could.
01:50:00
So she's like.
01:50:01
And so she gets scared because she's like, fuck if I'm out
01:50:03
and there's like somebody that actually grabs me, right?
01:50:06
Like, yeah, I can't knock.
01:50:07
I'm saying men are stronger than women is not.
01:50:10
And obviously it gave her like a realization of like, holy shit.
01:50:13
Like this is like some that's real I guess. Right.
01:50:17
Well, I can do anything, man.
01:50:19
Men did she better.
01:50:20
So there's a couple of women that maybe could, like, check.
01:50:23
Oh. Did she realized, though, that you were there?
01:50:28
Oh, me, I was one grabbing the bitch.
01:50:31
No, I know, but then she's like,
01:50:32
but wait, if somebody else is dragging me, hopefully you're there.
01:50:36
And then she should have started blowing you immediately
01:50:40
because, you know, that's how protection works.
01:50:42
Yeah.
01:50:44
I say, if you, you know, lip smacking.
01:50:47
Oh, nice.
01:50:51
Smacking thing.
01:50:52
That's crazy.
01:50:54
Because Stafford grabs no one, right? No.
01:50:58
Yeah. He's after Katie.
01:50:59
Lenny's body was found chopped up into dozens of pieces.
01:51:03
Her death has now officially been ruled a suicide.
01:51:05
Officers entered Miss Lenny's home at approximately 12:30 a.m.,
01:51:09
where they found 59 pieces of her remains scattered throughout the bedroom,
01:51:13
kitchen and garage, leading authorities to conclude this was a, quote, open
01:51:16
and shut case of suicide by dismemberment upon entering the residence garage.
01:51:22
Responding officers located Miss Lenny's
01:51:25
disembodied head in the trunk of the deceased vehicle.
01:51:28
This is what it became immediately clear that Miss Lenny had tragically
01:51:33
taken her own life.
01:51:36
Does The Onion still do like
01:51:38
the news report videos like that, or do they just do like news articles now?
01:51:42
They've been brought out twice and it got worse each time.
01:51:45
Gary just sends me these videos.
01:51:46
I don't know, that's the first time I saw it.
01:51:48
I realized, though, that they're really funny.
01:51:50
The premise is hilarious, but then I need to stop it
01:51:53
after that first punchline because then it gets real kind of stupid.
01:51:56
Yeah, I know exactly.
01:51:57
I mean, there's a bunch more.
01:52:01
Yeah, this one is good.
01:52:04
Irrationally feared dead.
01:52:05
This morning following a train derailment near Wilmington, Delaware,
01:52:08
less than 200 people were aboard the train.
01:52:11
But because no names have been released yet, countless more are being imagined.
01:52:15
Trapped inside the wreckage by worried parents and overly anxious friends.
01:52:19
And the list of imagined victims is growing by the minute.
01:52:23
From brothers
01:52:23
in law who live in Delaware, who usually drive
01:52:25
but could possibly have been on that train.
01:52:27
Two friends who went to Delaware on a business trip
01:52:30
and may have been next to the tracks for some reason when the train derailed.
01:52:33
And sadly, we're getting reports that even those who have never been to
01:52:35
Delaware are now also among those irrationally thought killed.
01:52:39
Oh, my sister's phone just keeps going straight to voicemail.
01:52:42
Why would it do that?
01:52:43
She lives in new Jersey, which is right next to Delaware
01:52:47
and California, but it
01:52:48
must be a train a time back to where they're from.
01:52:51
And so I'm worried that he went to Delaware, got on that train.
01:52:55
Is there another city besides the Americans?
01:52:57
Are I watched there's like 3 or 4 besides me.
01:53:01
I watch Yellowstone.
01:53:03
You do?
01:53:04
Oh, really?
01:53:05
Why? I did I mean, it's over now.
01:53:08
Are you watch?
01:53:09
All right. Watch. 1923.
01:53:11
Is that the one with Harrison Ford or the one before that?
01:53:14
I saw part of.
01:53:16
I couldn't watch that one for some reason.
01:53:18
I've never watched any of it.
01:53:19
I don't know, they really.
01:53:21
You got the year two, but. So what do you watch?
01:53:24
Do you watch any TV, any time series? Shows?
01:53:27
Usually, no.
01:53:28
However, I'm currently in the middle of watching The Sopranos.
01:53:32
That's been my big kick lately.
01:53:34
Oh, I haven't seen that. I have not seen that.
01:53:36
Have any of them? No, I haven't heard either.
01:53:39
It's so good.
01:53:40
It's awesome.
01:53:41
I don't I don't have a lot of TV shows under my belt, so I can't,
01:53:44
you know, there's not a lot of stuff I can, you know, compare it to.
01:53:50
Yeah.
01:53:50
Like the only other shows I've watched her
01:53:52
Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul, I think I actually, I didn't see that one.
01:53:56
I'm. I'm thinking about doing a third run through Breaking Bad, a break it really?
01:54:01
Yeah.
01:54:02
I have not seen.
01:54:03
Definitely watch Breaking Bad.
01:54:05
Gary. Well, Better Call Saul was even better.
01:54:08
Yeah.
01:54:08
Better Call Saul was way better, I think, but The Sopranos is super good.
01:54:13
If it's not better than Breaking Bad, it's like up there with it.
01:54:16
Very, very good show, very entertaining.
01:54:19
I tried lost it. I've tried Vikings.
01:54:22
I was Game of Thrones, so I don't know the Sopranos.
01:54:26
It's literally Sopranos. Soprano.
01:54:28
Yeah. Is it tomato?
01:54:30
What else did they. Whatever.
01:54:31
You know, that guy cracked up, I forgot. What are you don't.
01:54:33
Oh you.
01:54:34
Very many times I watch Raiders cooking shows.
01:54:37
It's all right. You know, I no.
01:54:41
Yeah.
01:54:41
All right. We talking about four minutes ago.
01:54:44
Guys, that method won't work in a prison environment, so.
01:54:46
But I don't know what you mean by that, Ryan.
01:54:48
What did you mean? What did he mean by that?
01:54:50
Oh, what he say, calling that head guy?
01:54:52
That method won't work in a prison environment.
01:54:54
Oh, I don't remember what we're talking about.
01:54:56
Well, I missed it.
01:54:57
Yeah, but the guy was from the comment section.
01:55:01
That was why.
01:55:02
Yeah, yeah, I got who he was talking to.
01:55:05
I just didn't know what that's from. My. Sorry.
01:55:07
I'm goatee guy.
01:55:09
Well, I'm going to call you a hair guy from.
01:55:10
Well, just wearing Gary's a hat right now, so it could be a reference to that.
01:55:14
Yeah,
01:55:15
yeah, I'm like a hat.
01:55:17
You are.
01:55:20
What,
01:55:22
you like my.
01:55:23
You're going to get your steamed up uses of power
01:55:26
stories today, the Make-A-Wish Foundation.
01:55:29
You know them for all the charitable work
01:55:30
they've done over the years is expected to file for bankruptcy,
01:55:34
all due to the financial strain caused by one little town wish.
01:55:38
This is news on limited editions.
01:55:41
Yeah, you've got to be kidding.
01:55:42
I wish I were kidding you, but I'm not.
01:55:44
No, this kid, Chad Carter, he's an eight year old, living up in Boston.
01:55:48
He has leukemia.
01:55:50
I would take advantage.
01:55:51
Oh, you saw a loophole in the charter of this organization, and, and wanted
01:55:56
nonstop wish fulfillment to the tune of nine
01:56:00
trips to Walt Disney World for himself and his family of kindness.
01:56:03
For your wishes, asshole.
01:56:05
He's going to get it, Tomcat.
01:56:07
Which had to be decommissioned from.
01:56:08
What a brilliant idea. He and his daily.
01:56:10
Yeah. Dog lunches with.
01:56:11
Yeah, slugger Johnny Damon as well as I'm about $100,000
01:56:16
spent on fire trucks, dump trucks, regular trucks and, you know.
01:56:21
But there you think it's a local.
01:56:23
I'm not going to mention names that the real story,
01:56:26
there was a little thing on this show is real.
01:56:29
Real whose son had cancer, but she milked, and I don't blame her, necessarily,
01:56:34
but she milked her, son's cancer for a lot of, free concerts
01:56:39
and shout outs and all kinds of shit under the guise of,
01:56:42
oh, it's doing it for my son because he's going to die.
01:56:44
But at the same time, she was like posted all about her, but he's got cancer.
01:56:49
You're not suggesting.
01:56:50
No. And he's taking advantage somehow. He, but he had
01:56:54
he had several make a wishes like like I thought you just got one.
01:56:59
Like I thought that was okay.
01:57:00
No, it's for Gina, which is you.
01:57:02
You sign those wish for.
01:57:04
Yeah. That's what reminds you guys not know the rules.
01:57:06
You get three.
01:57:07
You can't wish for more wishes you can wish for.
01:57:11
There's a.
01:57:11
I think it's a genie when you rub the lamp.
01:57:14
Well, they're all the same if your shit's that bad.
01:57:16
Yeah, okay, maybe, but wasn't that what happened with, the like?
01:57:21
Blanchard?
01:57:22
I think it was her name her mom was up on.
01:57:26
No, it's like
01:57:28
Jessica Blanchard or something.
01:57:30
I think she was like, oh, the fucking, the the road, the gypsy bitch.
01:57:36
I maybe a gypsy rose Blanchard.
01:57:38
That. Yeah. Yep, yep. You're right.
01:57:40
Yeah.
01:57:40
She's, her mom was like, like giving her medication and stuff she didn't need.
01:57:45
And it was like keeping her disease, like Munchausen type shit.
01:57:47
Yeah, it was it was pretty popular.
01:57:49
And then she killed her mom and then went to. Yeah.
01:57:52
And then she went to prison, and she got.
01:57:53
No, no, she's making money off of it.
01:57:56
Wow. Chasing the bag.
01:57:58
Yeah I don't know.
01:57:59
Was like Toy Story that she did her time beginning.
01:58:02
She saw girls right from the beginning anymore.
01:58:05
Everybody's fantasy. Everybody's fine. You're part of me.
01:58:07
Kind of feels like no you're not.
01:58:08
You like committed the ultimate sin.
01:58:10
And you did it against your mother like you just ran away.
01:58:13
You don't have to kill your mom. You just ran away. Well, that was it.
01:58:16
She was disabled.
01:58:17
She, like her mom, grandmother or those in the wheelchair?
01:58:20
The.
01:58:21
I don't know, but she seems to be fine now, so I don't know if there's
01:58:24
if there's, like, miracle cures in prison, then, like, I don't know,
01:58:28
maybe sign some cancer victims up and see if. Because that's
01:58:31
apparently you can clear that up in prison.
01:58:34
Right.
01:58:34
Because she doesn't have a she doesn't even drive around in a wheelchair.
01:58:37
Now, I don't know enough to make an informed comment on that.
01:58:41
Well, that's okay, this is a scripted show and you're playing a character.
01:58:44
Oh you're right.
01:58:45
Yeah, I, I it was definitely faked.
01:58:48
She did? Yeah.
01:58:49
Of course. Yeah. The kid you see a real name
01:58:52
who does it, who doesn't do anything for money.
01:58:54
I mean, who would I do?
01:58:57
Who would waste our time doing some shit for no reason?
01:59:00
You think I work at the rubber?
01:59:01
Oh, I was at that thread.
01:59:04
That's funny.
01:59:05
Draws people at the crib.
01:59:08
They always kicking at black people.
01:59:10
They were really long shorts.
01:59:12
Black people.
01:59:14
They're better than us at sports.
01:59:16
Black people that really love only some.
01:59:21
Some bullshit creep.
01:59:22
They always kicking up black people up.
01:59:25
They were really not sure.
01:59:26
I said black people black.
01:59:28
No better than us. That's all I see.
01:59:30
Black tie.
01:59:32
The white people, by the same puppet is pretty good.
01:59:36
White people.
01:59:37
Yeah, they like John Mayer.
01:59:40
White people.
01:59:42
There they goes.
01:59:44
Yeah, it's white people I almost sent that link to.
01:59:47
But you know what?
01:59:48
Enough's enough.
01:59:49
Yeah, that first one sucked enough to win.
01:59:51
What would you be this over the head with?
01:59:52
Yeah. 58 clip.
01:59:53
He sent 58 video clips this week.
01:59:56
I'm supposed to play, so we're picking a topic.
01:59:59
Well, I just sent 58 of em I think were mine.
02:00:03
Yeah, probably got another 6 or 8, but no, it was down 50.
02:00:06
Kind of busy.
02:00:07
I didn't do that face swap.
02:00:10
I bought a chainsaw.
02:00:11
And so I was like, chainsaw on some shit and I got a chainsaw.
02:00:15
But then discovering that my neighbors
02:00:16
draining their water, I got her water out of my property.
02:00:19
And so you could you could tell your neighbor
02:00:22
or show them that video about reaching for a cop's gun.
02:00:25
The problem might take care of it. So.
02:00:29
Excuse me, sir, that's what you look at.
02:00:31
This.
02:00:33
You pay taxes on a chainsaw.
02:00:34
You had to buy a bar and chain oil.
02:00:39
You get your bar oil.
02:00:43
Bar and chain oil.
02:00:44
Change Saudi oil. Yeah, yeah.
02:00:47
Boil everywhere for taking on positions in Hollywood.
02:00:50
Sports and medicine.
02:00:53
But the tech industry is lagging behind.
02:00:56
Canines constitute 0% tech,
02:00:59
science and engineering fields really wonder workshop.
02:01:03
We believe
02:01:04
every species should have equal access to technology, jobs, needs more sleep.
02:01:09
We see did wonderful.
02:01:11
An app that will help children learn to cook is wonderful.
02:01:15
Is a latest app created specifically for canines.
02:01:19
Help them see their code come to life right in front of you.
02:01:23
What's the difference?
02:01:24
Wonder pal works with the way dogs learn through repetition and discipline.
02:01:29
Your dog will come to love.
02:01:31
Dot the robot that's shaped like a ball, and Dash,
02:01:35
the robot that plays back the shapes like the fucking steel.
02:01:38
I was eating out of the garbage last month,
02:01:40
but now he's interviewing at Google, Apple and NASA.
02:01:44
Nice.
02:01:46
Okay, so this isn't my chainsaw.
02:01:48
And, this is where the bar oil goes in.
02:01:53
Yeah.
02:01:54
If you look in, there is pull up to here,
02:01:57
but we're good.
02:01:59
This is my chainsaw.
02:02:00
Nice. That's.
02:02:02
It's cute.
02:02:03
Does it cut? It's an 18 inch. Will it cut.
02:02:06
It will cut an 18 inch chainsaw.
02:02:10
When you see my chainsaw, it's this one.
02:02:13
It's gas.
02:02:14
No, no, that better is a killer.
02:02:17
It's a killer.
02:02:18
It will kill.
02:02:19
It will kill to kill.
02:02:22
Or how can I be like you just long enough?
02:02:26
Good job.
02:02:27
Well, it.
02:02:30
Yours is slightly better.
02:02:32
Is very sponsor score.
02:02:34
How can I be like you?
02:02:35
Just against nerves.
02:02:37
Well, that's what is right in front of your eyes.
02:02:40
Sparkling.
02:02:40
Well, this is my brand. Having bubbles.
02:02:45
We have two killers,
02:02:46
five killers and ten kills.
02:02:50
What if I can kill?
02:02:51
It's actually if you can cherry pretty drink, you die.
02:02:54
You can even become stronger just by killing it.
02:02:57
Back home from the supermarket.
02:03:00
What if I bought all and stuff?
02:03:02
I don't buy other stuff. Have you bubbles?
02:03:05
Sparkling water that makes you sure
02:03:09
that's actually a brilliant problem?
02:03:12
Yes. It's not where?
02:03:13
Not bad. All right.
02:03:16
What do you see? I'm not real, right?
02:03:18
I don't know,
02:03:20
this is like how I got my physique.
02:03:22
Was the heavy.
02:03:23
Oh, yeah. You are pretty buff.
02:03:26
Yeah, I like that 300 pounds of fat turned into muscle.
02:03:30
Yep. And gone.
02:03:32
So since you've been thinking the same since you.
02:03:38
It's really good.
02:03:40
She was,
02:03:43
I, she's good.
02:03:45
Me man.
02:03:47
I sort of like her.
02:03:51
So, do you guys,
02:03:55
since we're on Rumble, we might as well be pro MAGA, right?
02:03:58
Oh, mind.
02:03:59
Yeah. What do you got? Yeah, I already was.
02:04:00
Nothing. Just commercial. So you guys seen this video?
02:04:03
Oh, shit.
02:04:05
I you hear it? Go.
02:04:09
Oh, there. It's back.
02:04:12
Oh, I love this.
02:04:12
Like, black guy in the back. I'm like that.
02:04:14
He's my hero.
02:04:15
Wait, did you say black eye or black guy?
02:04:18
No, but it's there's this random dude.
02:04:21
He's not even.
02:04:21
I don't even know what is. He's not black.
02:04:25
Do you think everybody that doesn't like red skin, red hair is black, like frozen?
02:04:30
Oh. He's you.
02:04:32
Oh, how could I be racist if I'm black?
02:04:36
He's a racist.
02:04:37
How can I be racist? No, he's got.
02:04:40
Do they realize the irony
02:04:42
that they're judging him based on his
02:04:45
awareness?
02:04:46
I guess I'm the only one that they listen to.
02:04:51
Only uneducated people.
02:04:53
That's.
02:04:54
She's really.
02:04:55
That's a generalization saying that, only people.
02:04:58
Right. Look, she's trying to take it was as much as Jason.
02:05:01
Yeah. She's saying people with red hats are a certain way.
02:05:04
People that are overweight can't run.
02:05:09
Is that.
02:05:09
Is that a scorpion?
02:05:11
Almost a scorpion fall.
02:05:12
Oh. Oh, her legs slightly.
02:05:14
Tuck. Go back up under.
02:05:16
I need Rob here.
02:05:17
Nick, to replay this like five times in a row.
02:05:19
It tastes like.
02:05:20
Right. Funny.
02:05:21
So I know. Yeah.
02:05:24
What's it, what's her name that laughs like a dolphin.
02:05:28
Yeah.
02:05:28
Even though she's really she's really attractive.
02:05:30
But yeah her teeth are very fake. Oh wrong.
02:05:33
Oh what was that.
02:05:34
So yeah.
02:05:37
Careful
02:05:39
they're banging. Right.
02:05:39
They had to bang her like why. What.
02:05:42
What's her.
02:05:43
His obsession with her like, was
02:05:46
I think give her a job for like, nothing.
02:05:48
I think he's just there's eye candy because the show kind of sucked, right?
02:05:52
I think that's right. But that's what I mean. He.
02:05:54
But he she was part of his fantasy Factory show at some point too, though.
02:05:57
That's where I have no idea what Rob Derrick did
02:05:59
other than ridiculousness and skateboarding.
02:06:01
So, he was he he came out of my radar because of Rob
02:06:05
Dyrdek, Fantasy Factory, Scorpion attack.
02:06:08
But he was like. He was like Bam Margera, sort of.
02:06:11
But just more skateboarding and less like crazy stunts.
02:06:16
Just having a bunch of money and being young and just being able to buy
02:06:20
a whole building and put a skate park in there
02:06:21
and just fuck around and like, record yourself doing
02:06:25
stupid shit.
02:06:26
Just, I know,
02:06:27
let's get some, motor bikes and drive over here,
02:06:29
get some go karts and send them off of this thing or
02:06:33
I don't know, let's attack a Tesla Cybertruck
02:06:36
that's sitting in the parking lot because we somehow hate.
02:06:39
Same thing with the Red hat.
02:06:40
Tesla is beautiful.
02:06:42
There's a fat person with a scorpion attack.
02:06:44
Then he had the show Robin Big, which was him
02:06:46
and his black best friend Rob, which was actually pretty entertaining.
02:06:49
But they don't go very far with just.
02:06:51
Yeah, Robin Black. I'm just kind of.
02:06:53
Yeah.
02:06:54
And then he ended up dying and then he rob
02:06:56
deer tick went off the radar for a little while, and then,
02:06:58
he came back with that ridiculousness show and
02:07:01
that's how I found out what murdered out Matt.
02:07:05
Really?
02:07:06
What about Busan?
02:07:08
Busan? I still don't know what that means.
02:07:10
Okay. Have you learned what Boston is yet?
02:07:12
I know you're confused.
02:07:14
Well, I don't know it.
02:07:14
Murdered out means Busan means like.
02:07:16
I think it just means like. Good.
02:07:18
Yeah, yeah it does.
02:07:20
Oh, murdered out means, you get getting all black on black car,
02:07:24
and then you you take out all the other parts black as well.
02:07:28
Like, the undercarriage in the real world.
02:07:30
Could not have said that any any cleaner quarter like the like the,
02:07:36
the guy that was, masturbating it the,
02:07:41
the coffee shop, he had a black Dodge Charger.
02:07:45
Was that murdered out then with that, that thing.
02:07:47
And it was black.
02:07:49
Black that's murdered out.
02:07:50
Did he come on the charger at all?
02:07:53
I don't think so. Okay.
02:07:55
But it's murder out then. Nautica Malone.
02:07:57
That was his name.
02:07:58
You guys, how do you get over this?
02:08:00
I don't think I.
02:08:02
I heard if you guys have. No.
02:08:04
But if you have any if you have any pertinent information
02:08:06
that you want to discuss on Friday,
02:08:08
drive violence, anything or.
02:08:11
Yeah, please.
02:08:12
It be word I can,
02:08:16
I can't, please, please
02:08:18
call or text 58633.
02:08:22
We will be on the air.
02:08:23
Yeah, man, I don't know if I can.
02:08:25
So says that guy.
02:08:28
I'll see if I can find the video.
02:08:30
Yeah, when you're ready. Yeah.
02:08:32
I just want to let you guys know you guys have a lady, back here,
02:08:36
she got no teeth asking for a Big Mac with no onions
02:08:42
and a small milkshake
02:08:45
in exchange for sex.
02:08:47
Got it.
02:08:47
Oh, my.
02:08:48
My manager now, can I take your order?
02:08:51
Let me get a Big Mac with, no onions, no.
02:08:57
You want that?
02:09:00
You're nasty.
02:09:01
You're nasty.
02:09:03
I found the link.
02:09:04
This, This guy, it might have seen it.
02:09:10
This is, I think, like, €70.
02:09:14
Would you like,
02:09:16
like a coffee shop where all the, girls.
02:09:19
Where,
02:09:20
like a Hooters. Oh,
02:09:23
he wasn't wearing pants.
02:09:24
And, the manager took a video.
02:09:27
I was like, you need to leave your.
02:09:28
The fuck is it?
02:09:30
I don't know, I'm not sure that for some reason.
02:09:32
Yeah, sir, you need to leave.
02:09:34
Unacceptable. Unacceptable.
02:09:37
Oh, no. My.
02:09:38
Yeah, with his dick out.
02:09:40
Hey. Just didn't have any pants on.
02:09:42
It looks like he's. Hi. How are you?
02:09:45
Have you been here before?
02:09:46
Yes, sir. You need to leave.
02:09:48
Unacceptable. Unacceptable.
02:09:49
Oh, he left too.
02:09:52
Quick fix up. Take. Well, he drove.
02:09:55
He drove off.
02:09:56
No, no.
02:09:57
So. Oh he didn't.
02:09:58
Oh, he killed himself. Yeah. He died. You know, I was really.
02:10:01
So he like, wow.
02:10:02
He's murdered out.
02:10:03
He's like, I'm sorry guys, that is murder.
02:10:06
Is that where that expression came from?
02:10:08
Fuck, yeah.
02:10:09
Is that where black on black crime comes from, too?
02:10:12
Yeah. Like that. Yeah.
02:10:14
What did he say?
02:10:15
Black on black cock. And he's. He. Right.
02:10:17
That reminds me.
02:10:18
Do we have a Tourette's video?
02:10:21
Holy shit.
02:10:22
It's hard.
02:10:23
I got go to what he say for one thing at a time.
02:10:25
All the music that's.
02:10:27
You get everyone to call if you cause you you you you see my students?
02:10:32
What are you saying?
02:10:33
They are very, I think he said egg roll to take, so I'm going to come in.
02:10:38
So I'm coming. Okay. Yeah.
02:10:40
So your students to come in, look at that unveiling that motherfuckers had.
02:10:44
Would you.
02:10:45
Did you hear that? You guys didn't hear that one?
02:10:47
I, does he know what I did?
02:10:49
Notice the veins.
02:10:50
Well, because you you you you see my students upsides
02:10:53
egg roll every, That's you.
02:10:57
I want to take. So I'm going to come here. I'm.
02:10:59
Come here. It's okay. Yeah.
02:11:01
So your students to come in on the.
02:11:05
What do you say?
02:11:08
That's the best part is the.
02:11:09
Look, I don't know if that's choir speed. Sorry.
02:11:11
I put the air on it to emphasize the look on his face, and he says it is the.
02:11:16
Yes, it's supposed to come in.
02:11:18
Think he's like, yeah, okay, okay.
02:11:21
What do you think?
02:11:21
Who is that?
02:11:22
Oh nigga. Jesus.
02:11:24
Hahahahaha. Crispy.
02:11:26
Yeah. Oh, shit.
02:11:28
Is that I show speed? Yes it is.
02:11:31
I only a little baby know he was at a wrestling Pay-Per-View.
02:11:35
That's all I know.
02:11:36
He was at Royal Rumble this year.
02:11:37
Then he was like, no, that was the last year.
02:11:39
He was the kid that got, Yeah, right.
02:11:42
Cuz he he's on the market.
02:11:43
Randy all the reason and Randy RKO them on the on the announcing table.
02:11:48
Oh did you, did you say to Rhett.
02:11:51
Yeah. No, but it is, it is interesting.
02:11:53
It's a different baby wiener.
02:11:55
Yeah. He he came out in the Royal Rumble.
02:11:56
Meanwhile there's like wrestlers that they got a wrestling for like I know.
02:12:01
Yeah well here comes this guy.
02:12:03
But when it comes
02:12:04
to the amount of eyeballs, it's like you've got to work outside the rest.
02:12:08
It's like they're skipping down the beach holding wieners
02:12:10
to reach outside of that wrestling bubble, bringing new.
02:12:13
Thank you.
02:12:14
In that hook, I you mean I was fine with him being there?
02:12:17
I think speed's, like, entertaining.
02:12:19
At least I don't watch him. He's athletic. And then he didn't.
02:12:21
It's not like he got anything over on anybody. You gotta.
02:12:23
You gotta ask me to do this. What you want?
02:12:27
You got Otis. Oh, okay. Yeah.
02:12:28
For. Because I love.
02:12:33
He's Otis from Montana.
02:12:34
No, but he does the worm, and he's funny.
02:12:37
Yeah. He does. Yeah he does.
02:12:39
Scotty, too had his gimmick. Yeah, it's like it's.
02:12:41
Oh, yeah. Supercycle. Yeah. Right. Yeah.
02:12:43
He could have been so much better.
02:12:45
But they fucked him up a bit and I think he can't recover from that.
02:12:48
They fucked a lot of people up.
02:12:49
He was supposed to have this awesome match with Chad Gable.
02:12:52
They built up to it for like months and months,
02:12:55
and then nothing ever happened.
02:12:56
And it just kind of fell through on it sucked.
02:13:00
Yeah, it's weird because the Chad Gable thing, I feel like,
02:13:03
they're just using him as just like a character to have a storyline
02:13:08
that doesn't really make sense
02:13:09
with whoever the fuck they need to still be halfway relevant
02:13:13
before they move on to maybe something greater,
02:13:15
but usually they don't move on to something greater.
02:13:16
They just kind of stay floundering.
02:13:18
Yeah, that was me.
02:13:19
Like a he's like a lucha door now, I don't know.
02:13:23
I'm also confused about the Vikings.
02:13:25
Now all of a sudden they're they're Viking raiders.
02:13:27
I don't know what the fuck. Like it's it's
02:13:30
it's very confusing I don't know how it all.
02:13:32
It'll all clear up on at WrestleMania I'm sure.
02:13:35
Yeah. And then it will hopefully start over.
02:13:37
But it's.
02:13:38
Oh no, we suck again.
02:13:41
When the rock comes in.
02:13:43
It just seems like he does whatever he wants.
02:13:45
And then,
02:13:46
and then when he leaves, it just goes back to the same old bullshit again.
02:13:49
So that's just.
02:13:52
Like, what's going.
02:13:54
Oh, okay.
02:13:57
So about the new free.
02:14:00
Wow. Yeah.
02:14:03
She's got her own, oh.
02:14:05
Make a sandwich. Yeah.
02:14:07
Let's make food.
02:14:09
This is such a bad idea.
02:14:12
If I shoved it, would you do the little.
02:14:13
Oh. Oh, baby. Us and, everything.
02:14:16
We're gonna make a sandwich, right?
02:14:17
So you can call little baby wiener cunt.
02:14:24
I hate reaction video I eat.
02:14:27
This is all the video to this.
02:14:29
I didn't even realize it was reacting.
02:14:31
So now we have to react to him.
02:14:33
And it's me actually, on the other side of the conversation
02:14:37
that.
02:14:40
Stupid fox is getting a little dynamic with it.
02:14:42
Okay, yeah, I guess that's the type of reaction I think.
02:14:46
Okay.
02:14:47
I find he's actually putting some create his own creative into it
02:14:50
rather than going.
02:14:51
And I Pumpkinhead ass.
02:14:54
Oh, Pumpkinhead.
02:14:56
No, there goes my weed rotisserie chicken.
02:14:58
Oh, he had asked who like back
02:15:00
to get a tip, which is you.
02:15:04
I did fuck your dad.
02:15:06
You are not the father and the okay.
02:15:11
I will just shut
02:15:14
up the rotisserie. You're done.
02:15:15
This is mayonnaise. You're done.
02:15:19
Do you?
02:15:20
Second has.
02:15:24
I literally use this much baby.
02:15:27
I might be squirming when it.
02:15:29
Oh, it's a baby. Squirming. Leaning.
02:15:31
Oh, yeah. 000.
02:15:33
He does the one on TLC when she's at the airport.
02:15:36
No, that's the best one.
02:15:37
Oh, I've got a gun.
02:15:38
So yeah.
02:15:39
So it's one nothing because stomach
02:15:43
people who are your master Sketchers. Oh.
02:15:48
You're bald.
02:15:50
You're bald.
02:15:51
Beerbaum.
02:15:52
Oof! Oof!
02:15:54
People to high school.
02:15:56
She did not have to. Weird.
02:15:58
When Beilein starts ticking this thing to do at any time.
02:16:01
Essentially, after there are a lot of people that fake it,
02:16:05
especially when you're using that and you're trying to get attention,
02:16:09
let her do her thing. It's becomes very awkward.
02:16:11
You're dead.
02:16:12
We're like, we phrases that normally, oh, I don't hear, you don't hear.
02:16:16
And then when she goes,
02:16:19
then when she right before she gets a television show,
02:16:22
she announces online that her her some of her Tourette's,
02:16:25
she no longer swears she's.
02:16:26
What she announcing online.
02:16:27
Yes. That's not Tourette's.
02:16:29
That's a that's a different yes.
02:16:31
It's a symptom.
02:16:32
Yeah. No, but she different. She had a therapy.
02:16:34
She had therapy and she no longer swears.
02:16:36
But then once they started filming this episode, these shows
02:16:39
and they realized that she wasn't as entertaining as they thought she would,
02:16:42
low and behold,
02:16:43
she started saying controversial things again, like little baby wiener.
02:16:46
And you know, crazy how that works. Yeah.
02:16:49
Oh very true penis princess penis
02:16:54
princess.
02:16:55
She she did get approved for a second season, too.
02:16:59
I mean, we saw South Park when Cartman had Tourette's, right?
02:17:01
I have, you know.
02:17:04
Oh, oh, I have, I got worse.
02:17:06
Oh, I haven't done.
02:17:09
Oh, the last thing you're supposed to say.
02:17:13
Oh, my God, it's right there.
02:17:15
I have a gun.
02:17:19
I have a gun.
02:17:20
Thank TSA, thank.
02:17:24
It's so smart.
02:17:25
With all the TLC lost,
02:17:29
I got some fucking.
02:17:31
Oh, okay.
02:17:33
I have to rest that.
02:17:37
Wow. What do you got?
02:17:38
A stinger for her?
02:17:41
That's on the correct.
02:17:43
That's freaking Dylan.
02:17:44
Did you guys see they're making air pods for colored people? No.
02:17:48
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
02:17:50
They're making colored air pods now for people.
02:17:53
No. Oh, dear God.
02:17:55
Oh, they do.
02:17:56
We do have the yet to pay somebody to color them.
02:17:59
Look, this is the guy when he finds out they're not.
02:18:01
No, white is their color.
02:18:04
I'm gonna go back.
02:18:07
Are you talking about lighter pigment?
02:18:11
Because there's a vast difference.
02:18:12
We're talking about light. It's all color.
02:18:14
If you're talking about pigment, it's no color.
02:18:16
We're gonna show us.
02:18:18
So it's kind of like zero.
02:18:20
I don't know if it's a number. If you.
02:18:21
We could have a whole show about that.
02:18:23
If white is a color,
02:18:25
I'm not right.
02:18:25
Why does he want black ones?
02:18:27
Is all that good whites to come.
02:18:29
It is.
02:18:29
Is it because they they
02:18:31
he he hates white people that much that he can't even have white accessories?
02:18:34
Is this what this is about?
02:18:35
It says this is him.
02:18:37
After he found out his mom, he's crying.
02:18:39
Yeah, this is a cry.
02:18:40
Tears of joy or tears of hatred.
02:18:43
And I'm gonna come back and set this motherfucker all.
02:18:49
I interpret to
02:18:49
that is because, you know, you never been able to pick before.
02:18:52
What did he use a rapist song to, expresses?
02:18:57
Do you have to be sad for yourself singing I did, yeah.
02:19:01
Oh, that was a rapist song, correct?
02:19:03
Yes and no.
02:19:05
No, I didn't, I didn't know he had a.
02:19:07
Yeah, yeah. His.
02:19:13
Back in the middle of their.
02:19:17
Oh is that one of the solo characters
02:19:20
who film back.
02:19:25
Oh I for this song. Who?
02:19:29
Was your daughter?
02:19:31
No, he passed away from Star Wars, I think because he wanted to be like Shatner.
02:19:36
Shatner had a fucking talking, singing Elmo.
02:19:40
Oh, yeah? Yeah.
02:19:42
Oh. Word one I know.
02:19:44
Yeah,
02:19:46
yeah.
02:19:49
If the level of their
02:19:51
creepy.
02:19:52
Oh, no, oh, no.
02:19:59
What do you fuck with a dog right.
02:20:02
It's a party.
02:20:03
Oh, hold on a second. Hold on.
02:20:07
I know this is the 70s, but did anybody just witness what happened?
02:20:12
Leonard Nimoy is on stage.
02:20:13
There's a giant rock.
02:20:14
A bunch of children just jump behind the rock,
02:20:16
and now you see them tearing off all their clothes.
02:20:19
Now that I said that, watch it again.
02:20:21
It's a little unfair.
02:20:25
They all have colored clothes on,
02:20:28
Dumbo, but suddenly they all get crazy.
02:20:32
Whether you go behind the rock and start tearing the clothes up.
02:20:37
I don't understand why, but maybe they're still about on the outfit is.
02:20:41
Oh, Bill, so do okay.
02:20:45
They have Hobbit ears now, but why did they need to tear their clothes off?
02:20:48
Hobbits are very quiet.
02:20:51
Oh yeah.
02:20:52
I did not know that.
02:20:54
And I'm pretty sure that's in.
02:20:57
That's another movie I've never seen or read or book I've read.
02:21:00
Never read is the
02:21:02
Lord of the Rings Brave little Bomber.
02:21:04
But we all that word.
02:21:05
I've got a treasure of silver and gold open on this page.
02:21:10
Then as of now, they're coming out all dressed
02:21:13
different, and it's black and white.
02:21:15
But, you know, they're, you know, they're gay.
02:21:17
They're, you know, did I say they were gay?
02:21:21
You see, they're coming out.
02:21:22
You can come out straight. Why are you gay?
02:21:24
You can. Yeah.
02:21:27
Begin to dig into George big bag and circle the wagons.
02:21:30
Shriek a big fag into Bilbo Baggins misplaced faith, and I'm back
02:21:33
to ruin this track. And, for my.
02:21:35
This is a little better than Leonard Nimoy.
02:21:39
Dude, you got to mash.
02:21:40
You got to mash this with Leonard Nimoy now.
02:21:42
Yeah.
02:21:43
Be back in the wagon street.
02:21:45
Big thank you to Bilbo Baggins.
02:21:47
Misplaced faith. And I'm back. Wait. I can do that right now.
02:21:49
Oh, no. My phone. Like a paper napkin. I'm trapped.
02:21:52
And I'll get the other ones that I grabbed him back.
02:21:54
That happened.
02:21:56
That just happened to
02:21:58
be back in the wagon street.
02:22:00
Big, bad. You know, Bilbo Baggins misplaced faith.
02:22:03
And I'm back in through this.
02:22:04
Right then. I'm on my phone like a paper napkin.
02:22:06
I'm trapped in.
02:22:07
I get the number pants.
02:22:08
The ones that I crafted that just happen.
02:22:12
Sometimes I just take a step back and take a picture of my bag.
02:22:17
So glamorous.
02:22:19
It belongs in a bag. I'm small on anything.
02:22:22
You ran away.
02:22:23
I don't care what time a stray.
02:22:25
And I just want it in my hand.
02:22:27
I never wanted this wedding in origin.
02:22:30
Really. Back up. All that happens.
02:22:32
There's some crazy sex.
02:22:35
I'm impressed by this little one. We have.
02:22:37
And it made me happy singing happy.
02:22:42
With it, I
02:22:43
was with the dog and he got back more crispy.
02:22:46
If I choose my reasons right here. Shame on.
02:22:49
I don't fight with me.
02:22:50
Where's my love?
02:22:54
Please. Masterpiece. Oh, sir.
02:22:55
Somebody on our talent.
02:22:57
We be entertaining Taufik Baggins through the wagging streak.
02:23:01
A big thank you to Bilbo Baggins.
02:23:03
Misplaced faith in a bag in trolleys.
02:23:05
I'm sure to let me mention a paper napkin.
02:23:07
Yeah, I get the number pants.
02:23:09
The ones that are crap. Yeah, but that's not it.
02:23:12
That just happened.
02:23:13
How do you get today?
02:23:14
You're done through the wagon.
02:23:16
Is that Bilbo Baggins?
02:23:18
Misplaced? Picked up baby wieners right there.
02:23:20
Francis penis like a princess penis.
02:23:23
What does that even mean?
02:23:26
Supposed to mean anything?
02:23:27
You can't.
02:23:29
Oh, you can't do it all feels wrong.
02:23:33
It was all that was awesome from
02:23:37
from the last
02:23:39
person that were watching.
02:23:43
Please, please, please fix me a horse.
02:23:47
And that's all is.
02:23:49
Please, please.
02:23:51
Here it is.
02:23:52
Hash.
02:23:52
And please, please, please
02:23:55
0000.
02:23:59
You are witnessing the biggest paradigm
02:24:03
shift in physics for 30 years.
02:24:06
Evidence is mounting that the cosmological constant is
02:24:09
in fact not constant rather than dark energy,
02:24:12
which is already weird, it seems to be a type of phantom energy.
02:24:17
This is an update on a story which we talked about already last year.
02:24:22
A paradigm shift starts with That's funny.
02:24:26
Turns to curiouser and curiouser before the final stage.
02:24:31
That's technically known as the, well, dumb phase.
02:24:34
Last year we were at oh, that's funny.
02:24:37
And we're now at Curiouser and Curiouser.
02:24:40
This research about dark energy, that's the name physicists have given to
02:24:44
whatever it is that speeds up the expansion of the universe.
02:24:48
It's not just that it makes the universe expands.
02:24:51
Normal matter goes up to dark energy, accelerates the expansion.
02:24:53
There were indications of this already in 1996.
02:24:55
Wasn't that funny face when 1995?
02:24:57
The community wasn't the curious and curious the face until 1998.
02:24:59
They reached the well done phase and accepted that technology is real.
02:25:02
Dark energy should not be confused with dark matter.
02:25:03
Black holes.
02:25:04
Dark energy is what accelerates the expansion of the universe.
02:25:07
Dark matter makes galaxies rotate faster and black.
02:25:09
Also what politicians call it if they misplace few billion
02:25:11
dollar of dark energy, dark matter and black holes could be related.
02:25:13
More about this later.
02:25:14
The simplest type of dark energy is the cosmological constant,
02:25:16
which also name suggests doesn't change in time.
02:25:18
The cosmological constant is a constant of nature, like the strength of gravity.
02:25:20
Also, we thought
02:25:21
because new data say it isn't constant, the new data comes from the cross.
02:25:24
The peak instrumental thing is located atop the peak in Arizona.
02:25:29
It's one of the most extensive survey of, say, one side, our universe ever.
02:25:34
The new analysis uses data from Desi's first universe of observations,
02:25:39
in which they took images of nearly 15 million galaxies and quasars.
02:25:44
In these images, they look for patterns in the distribution of galaxies,
02:25:49
the so called baryon acoustic oscillations.
02:25:52
These are left over from sound waves in the plasma in the early universe.
02:25:57
From space, they can extract the amount of dark energy at different times.
02:26:01
They previously found evidence of that energy
02:26:04
been weakening over time, which I talked about last year.
02:26:05
The new thing is now that not only is it getting weaker to date
02:26:08
than the cosmological constant would be, but that in the past
02:26:10
it must have been stronger than the constant could be in the new paper.
02:26:13
They quantify this by the ratio of the pressure over density,
02:26:15
which is a parameter called w
02:26:16
for the cosmological constant, this w is equal to minus one.
02:26:18
You can see the result of our analysis of this figure
02:26:20
is the prediction for a cosmological constant.
02:26:21
The gray line is the best fit to the data,
02:26:23
and the gray shaded regions are the woman's uncertainty ranges.
02:26:25
In this figure, the current time is on the left
02:26:27
and the distant past is on the right, so you can see that currently
02:26:29
the ratio isn't as negative
02:26:30
as it should be in the past, but even more negative
02:26:32
than the cosmological constant is what happens.
02:26:34
It's called phantom energy and the crossover is called a phantom crossing.
02:26:39
It's like a zebra crossing just without the zebra.
02:26:42
Combined with the data from the scene based on weak lensing,
02:26:47
the evidence for this is about 4.2 sigma, depending on how you look at it.
02:26:52
Not quite well done yet, but definitely curious.
02:26:56
So it looks like the universe
02:26:58
had found some energy in the past, but no longer right? Yes.
02:27:01
What does it mean?
02:27:03
For one thing, it tells us something about the ultimate fate of our universe.
02:27:07
If dark energy is constant,
02:27:09
then the expansion of the universe will keep on accelerating forever.
02:27:13
Surely it'll tear everything apart.
02:27:16
Even atoms.
02:27:17
It's sometimes called the rip.
02:27:19
But if dark energy weakens.
02:27:21
Seems to be the case.
02:27:23
Or ghosts, maybe even all the way to zero.
02:27:26
The acceleration can decrease.
02:27:28
Stop and even reverse search.
02:27:31
Reverse might end up instead
02:27:33
in a re collapse, maybe even followed by a new big bang.
02:27:37
By the way.
02:27:39
So we have
02:27:40
no idea is the fact that if you and I are looking at Andromeda,
02:27:44
Andromeda, the galaxy, the galaxy, not the star of the constellation.
02:27:48
Yeah, this is not the strain that killed millions of people doing nothing wrong.
02:27:52
But it's wrong, right? 2.5 million light years away.
02:27:54
Then what happens is suppose you're sitting in your chair and I'm running by.
02:27:59
And at the second I run by you,
02:28:00
we both look up at Andromeda because I'm moving in your stationary.
02:28:04
We're going to see events that are days apart.
02:28:06
Even though we're in the same location, looking at the same time,
02:28:09
can that you think that relativity
02:28:12
and you think that relativity and keep talking.
02:28:15
How so? Right.
02:28:16
In this scenario, how far away from me are you when you're running?
02:28:20
Same at the same place, essentially.
02:28:21
So you're like literally running over to this paradox.
02:28:24
You look at this, a little known paradox.
02:28:25
And the thing that you see and I see your days apart, days
02:28:28
are because of our physical perspective.
02:28:30
And so here's what you would think.
02:28:32
You would think the light is arriving right now.
02:28:34
We should all be receiving this light.
02:28:36
But that's not how it works.
02:28:37
Motion changes the perception of time and so we know about that
02:28:41
in terms of the local universe we call it relativity assignable to negative.
02:28:45
Right. You're moving up now. You see events. This
02:28:48
is happening one for the other.
02:28:50
Right.
02:28:50
But then when you add the distance component in it,
02:28:53
this is a very different time.
02:28:55
So there could be a third person moving in the other direction.
02:28:58
See the difference. You can have the same effect.
02:29:00
But no really really really even though you're in the same place.
02:29:04
Yeah.
02:29:04
While we're sitting here, I'm here, you're running by.
02:29:08
Do you look up at the drama at the same time?
02:29:10
And we're seeing some from the same, from the same location, essentially,
02:29:13
you're seeing things days apart, days apart.
02:29:15
And that leads to the idea of what is now.
02:29:18
And you're now in my now two.
02:29:19
There's no no, there is no, no,
02:29:20
no, there's no there's always there's a notion of now
02:29:23
because we're so close together and we're so small at the speed of light.
02:29:26
Makes it feel like we have it now. Right.
02:29:28
But now doesn't really exist on a larger scale.
02:29:31
There's no such thing. But.
02:29:32
But there is always has to be a now and also no, no, no, you're biased now.
02:29:37
Now. So that's sort of Galilee but that's it.
02:29:40
But that's the distance. There is no now. There never was.
02:29:43
I've never now never gotten the threshold.
02:29:45
And the vastness no longer exists in the future, which doesn't exist yet.
02:29:50
So there is no now, never was.
02:29:53
I never understood the dynamic that our eyes actually reverse what we're seeing.
02:29:57
So, like, technically, everything's upside down normally.
02:30:00
Like what? Yeah. Like, how does that make any sense at all?
02:30:02
Yeah, it's a blind spot.
02:30:03
The middle, the Earth or the retinal nerve it catches is the Earth.
02:30:07
Is the Earth inside out?
02:30:09
Yes. That's that's exactly.
02:30:11
How can the, if we're all upside down, we're walking,
02:30:16
with the Cox interview.
02:30:19
Like, did you guys see the Steph Curry shot?
02:30:21
There was more than a court.
02:30:22
He shot from the. Yes. And it looks like he makes it.
02:30:25
But he doesn't know who you are.
02:30:27
Do you ever. That's I ruined it.
02:30:30
We don't even need to watch it.
02:30:31
Nothing about it. Yeah, I know it does.
02:30:35
It says in red he missed it.
02:30:36
So it's not like you ruined it.
02:30:38
But this is I off for a week. Perfect shot.
02:30:41
Yeah, that goes that.
02:30:43
Yeah.
02:30:43
This is the actual shot.
02:30:48
Yeah.
02:30:49
It was.
02:30:49
It looked like he made it.
02:30:51
I'll tell you again. That's close enough.
02:30:53
I mean, so we don't know what now is.
02:30:55
We don't know what a basket is.
02:30:56
So with that in mind, how can you possibly
02:31:00
even be so egotistical to think you know something beyond death?
02:31:04
Little baby wiener, right?
02:31:07
Are you taking me down here?
02:31:09
This is, People think they know.
02:31:12
That's right.
02:31:13
They think they know
02:31:15
you can go to this.
02:31:17
Is this the Sistine Chapel?
02:31:18
I don't even honestly know, but there's a long selfie mirror.
02:31:22
The 616, the 17th chapel.
02:31:25
People waiting.
02:31:25
This people wait in this line for hours to go take a selfie in the mirror.
02:31:29
And then here in this, in walks this gentleman.
02:31:35
Who? Turned la
02:31:39
to make sure my my my my my my my barber
02:31:43
with your knife. Hello, everybody.
02:31:45
For waking me up.
02:31:46
There's a selfie mirror so you can take your picture
02:31:48
with the ceiling in the background like he's doing right now.
02:31:50
Yeah.
02:31:51
Can't you just do.
02:31:52
He just walked past him all and brought his own fucking mirror.
02:31:54
And everybody there, half of them are pissed and the other half went with them.
02:31:58
Why didn't I do that? Yeah, just take a selfie. The.
02:32:02
Yeah.
02:32:03
Oh, yeah. You don't need a mirror.
02:32:04
Take a selfie.
02:32:05
Do we have any.
02:32:07
Don't get to see two like six.
02:32:09
Loading your following picture attack.
02:32:14
Yeah you're right.
02:32:15
What's the point?
02:32:16
I understand you guys just blew my mind, man.
02:32:19
I wasn't thinking that at all.
02:32:20
I was just thinking what a cool guy he was.
02:32:22
He was to show he tricked the world in iPhone six.
02:32:25
He's or some shit.
02:32:26
Look, he's got a BlackBerry.
02:32:28
C'mon, you got to show that.
02:32:29
Yeah, yeah,
02:32:32
but how about Philomena?
02:32:33
Come with, Brian Cox.
02:32:36
Can you say that again?
02:32:37
Philomena, come with Brian Cunk.
02:32:40
I know, so there she sits in.
02:32:43
Well, that's what I thought you said.
02:32:45
I think it's the guy in the hotel chair. Yup.
02:32:48
I thought you said, Philomena.
02:32:50
Truck loser.
02:32:51
Fucking coward! Coward! Fuck! Loser.
02:32:55
Oh, I don't remember wanting me to cook what I captioned the video.
02:33:00
Yeah. Cock.
02:33:02
Fucking loser cow. Yeah.
02:33:05
Oh. Few minutes.
02:33:06
I got to go through Gary's titles here.
02:33:08
How about what you just said would have been good?
02:33:11
Okay, but what it probably is.
02:33:13
That doesn't make sense.
02:33:15
It was either. Philomena.
02:33:16
Oh. Oh is a typo.
02:33:18
It was an correct.
02:33:20
Okay, Gary.
02:33:21
I try to try typing in Philomena, and it changed.
02:33:26
You know what? Yeah. I'm sorry I went past you already.
02:33:28
I actually use an API through,
02:33:31
Facebook, YouTube, TikTok videos, and it just it just scrapes the title for me.
02:33:35
So it actually said something about crunk.
02:33:38
Crunk is back. Use the nappy. Oh, no. Good.
02:33:41
I have work around here.
02:33:43
He's a real physicist.
02:33:45
Mine's yelling.
02:33:50
For me to.
02:33:51
I'm not to rhyme.
02:33:54
Creation wondered.
02:33:56
Wondered what?
02:33:57
All these forests, valleys, mountains and puddles are actually fall.
02:34:02
Wondered how many buildings were knocked down
02:34:04
to make way for them and who granted the planning permission.
02:34:08
Wondered about all the incredible yet musky animals we share our planet with.
02:34:12
What's up with them?
02:34:14
From point masons to long necked horse monsters
02:34:18
from bats to beautiful elephants,
02:34:22
what do the creatures want
02:34:24
and why did they refuse to tell us?
02:34:28
And then, of course, there's also humanity kind.
02:34:31
Have you ever wondered why we're going?
02:34:35
Wondered. I bet the biggest mystery of all.
02:34:38
What is. Keep that in mind when I play the next month.
02:34:40
Well, I have them.
02:34:42
But all this half a movie I actually think is artist my Carol.
02:34:48
I've struggled to define Humankinds purpose is life's meaning.
02:34:52
A riddle that even can be answered.
02:34:54
And if so, should we listen?
02:34:56
I'll cover our ears to avoid spoilers
02:34:59
in this landmark documentary special, I'll travel the globe
02:35:02
to walk in slow motion through picturesque locations, get up close
02:35:06
to some of the most significant molecules in existence,
02:35:10
and meet a variety of academic and venture professionals.
02:35:13
Come a few minutes from some of the most significant questions you can.
02:35:18
Did it start over?
02:35:19
I think it's when we talk about Horse-Drawn busses.
02:35:21
We're not really talking about horses drawing busses.
02:35:25
Maybe I may have a liking to her
02:35:27
just due to that, but.
02:35:30
During
02:35:32
our flamed Grilled Whopper is so good that some people will do anything
02:35:37
to keep the taste in their mouth, to keep the whoppers taste in my mouth.
02:35:41
Having brushed my teeth for two weeks, it really was.
02:35:44
But my wife dumped me ten years and 15 years.
02:35:47
We've done.
02:35:49
Don't worry, Burger King has the answer
02:35:52
to keep your mouth Whopper fresh, use Whopper toothpaste.
02:35:55
For real.
02:35:56
Yes, it's clean, grilled micro granules enriched with sesame
02:36:00
seeds contribute to your oral health from day one.
02:36:04
The ultra fresh Advanced Whopper technology will help
02:36:07
keep your breath Whopper fresh longer than ever,
02:36:11
and you'll notice the results immediately.
02:36:16
You mean it smells of Whopper in here?
02:36:19
Did you brush your teeth? Whopper toothpaste.
02:36:21
Keep your mouth Whopper fresh 24 over seven.
02:36:26
Are you sick and tired of removing the pits from your avocados?
02:36:29
Of course your pits are the pits.
02:36:31
It's frustrating and sometimes it's just downright dangerous.
02:36:36
Great, now you're getting sued. Oh.
02:36:38
Introducing the new Hitless Avocado, only available at FreshDirect,
02:36:44
and food cake to look how easy it is to slice up an avocado without a pit.
02:36:48
You're going to have a great life now.
02:36:50
Oh, wow.
02:36:51
There's no stone, no groan, no moan.
02:36:55
And you're going to be blown away by all the time.
02:36:57
You're going to save caprese.
02:36:59
These stuffed avocados, they're cup crazy good.
02:37:02
Making guacamole.
02:37:04
You'll be walking, rolling in no time for breakfast.
02:37:07
Avocado pizza.
02:37:09
That's totally a kick ass dude.
02:37:12
So if you're still buying avocados with pips avocado, don't do it anymore.
02:37:17
Order your last avocados from FreshDirect and food kick today.
02:37:22
So, what does that have to do with pre Edomites?
02:37:25
It doesn't matter.
02:37:28
Doesn't matter.
02:37:31
It doesn't.
02:37:32
It doesn't matter what the does matter.
02:37:35
Something.
02:37:38
I was just asking a question.
02:37:39
You asshole.
02:37:40
What? What a pre.
02:37:41
Anyways has to do with anything.
02:37:43
Okay, shut the fuck up, asshole.
02:37:46
I think that's one of the questions Filomena asked you.
02:37:49
Yeah, right.
02:37:51
I give a fuck.
02:37:52
Who the hell is this fuckin bullshit,
02:37:57
you worthless pile of shit!
02:38:00
Coffee, mate?
02:38:00
Has a new coffee flavored creamer. Ooh.
02:38:04
That's great.
02:38:06
It's good right now. You go ahead, Gary.
02:38:13
But is it time for my closing thoughts?
02:38:15
No. Is it? I hope not.
02:38:18
Oh, hey, you could try that.
02:38:21
Okay.
02:38:22
Try to attack in the middle of the night and you kill chickens.
02:38:27
You killed my chickens.
02:38:30
Oh, we have another chicken take there.
02:38:36
A man in Queens says an animal attack on his way to work left him bloodied.
02:38:40
And I always hope one time we're going to check in on these lives.
02:38:42
We're not talking about dogs or cats in New York City.
02:38:45
Rats.
02:38:47
Let's play nothing but chicken attack from now on.
02:38:50
From now on,
02:38:52
I love chicken attacks and long chicken attacks.
02:38:56
I wrote to him and said, hey man, the chicken attacked my dad.
02:38:59
Her granddaughter had just been attacked by chickens.
02:39:02
His assailant was an angry rooster, a chicken of all things.
02:39:07
He was being attacked by a rooster.
02:39:10
She got bombarded by chickens.
02:39:12
The roosters are a threat to the community.
02:39:15
She saw the chickens through the door, so she come out to chase them.
02:39:19
The rooster kept coming at him.
02:39:21
He realized he was being attacked.
02:39:24
Don't lose your grip.
02:39:26
An unusual feathered foe.
02:39:28
The chicken situation.
02:39:30
The feathers went flying.
02:39:33
One chicken, two chicken,
02:39:36
three chicken.
02:39:37
Four.
02:39:38
They went at least one injured bird who likely will just be murdered
02:39:42
and not even be a prophet for them at all.
02:39:45
If the chickens or roosters get loose and become violent his armed, then
02:39:49
the Humane Society will talk about as
02:39:51
well as dressing up like dogs, peck on my left hand put the more
02:39:56
you just like glue them to their feathers are what this thing kept coming.
02:40:00
Charging three company reports 1
02:40:03
million loss, almost evil after cyber intrusion.
02:40:06
We've got a chicken of the chickens.
02:40:08
Animal is vicious animal.
02:40:10
Well, it is a vicious animal, so I can't blame them.
02:40:13
Almost evil. Sinister
02:40:17
astral.
02:40:17
What do you do? Okay.
02:40:19
Why would you ever call your food company astral?
02:40:23
I work at Astral Foods.
02:40:25
Astral?
02:40:26
We mean, for some people that might be, appealing.
02:40:30
Yeah.
02:40:32
Wow. Good. It you you like?
02:40:35
I let the kid like that.
02:40:36
She doesn't say anything about, hotel room chair in there.
02:40:40
Breaking news. The calves, ass trails.
02:40:42
That's why he works at the buffalo factory.
02:40:44
I mean, can can you move him?
02:40:46
I, I plead the fifth lawyers.
02:40:50
Oh, yeah.
02:40:52
This isn't so.
02:40:53
Yeah, yeah, I can say talk about.
02:40:56
Oh, here.
02:40:58
This is a chicken attack.
02:40:59
This is cock attack.
02:41:00
Oh, my God.
02:41:05
Gasoline.
02:41:05
Oh, yeah.
02:41:07
What's he doing by the balls?
02:41:08
Other cats?
02:41:11
Your balls.
02:41:12
I shouldn't forget that video
02:41:16
where you're talking about.
02:41:16
He might catch one of those balls.
02:41:18
Sorry, I, I kept waiting for him to finish.
02:41:21
I didn't realize it was looping, though.
02:41:23
You literally want him to finish like finish.
02:41:27
It must be my OCD.
02:41:28
I wanted him to finish.
02:41:30
Oh, I mean, I just wanted him to finish.
02:41:32
I saw a video of, graveyard, baboon finishing at a zoo the other day.
02:41:38
That was pretty fun to watch.
02:41:40
Yeah, that we wack him off.
02:41:42
I, I about started,
02:41:45
all right. I can't blame you.
02:41:47
Video was huge.
02:41:48
He wax on, he wax off.
02:41:50
Yeah.
02:41:51
Latest feature in my backyard.
02:41:54
So are we going to the graveyard?
02:41:57
No, this is the last ghost hunting.
02:42:00
It's small. Small bit of fence.
02:42:02
So wait a minute. I hate people. I'm sorry.
02:42:05
Are you building a fence or did you just start a fence, or is that the beginning?
02:42:09
An end of what you're doing?
02:42:10
It's a gate.
02:42:11
But this is the fence, the beginning.
02:42:13
And what he's doing. I don't think you understand.
02:42:15
What a gate.
02:42:16
It's a great start, but it won't go any further than that.
02:42:20
Or like, it's like
02:42:21
I want a gate and you're like, okay,
02:42:24
the gate in the dark.
02:42:26
I can't see the fence.
02:42:27
We're told there's around 100ft of fencing.
02:42:30
I guess that's smart, because you don't want the fence to
02:42:32
to take away from the scenery, the scenery, you know, around.
02:42:36
But then the gate you definitely don't want to walk into right?
02:42:41
How many sides does that gate have?
02:42:45
How many sides you can have at the restaurant?
02:42:47
I went to this place.
02:42:48
I go, I'll take the salmon, I want a baked potato and I want to.
02:42:51
Sir, you only get one side.
02:42:53
I get however many sides I say I get.
02:42:56
I'm a grown man.
02:42:57
All right. I decide the sides.
02:42:59
I'm the side decider.
02:43:00
I'll make it rain sides up in here.
02:43:02
I want all the sides.
02:43:03
I want them all.
02:43:04
Why do you want a baked potato? Twice.
02:43:07
And I'm not talking about a twice baked potato.
02:43:09
I want to baked potatoes side by side.
02:43:13
I want a roast beef sandwich, sir, that's not a side.
02:43:15
Well, then you put it on the sides.
02:43:18
I call the shots.
02:43:20
Do I shit you not?
02:43:22
I got a fucking pot roast.
02:43:23
Not roast beef with a comedian.
02:43:25
I got a pot roast sandwich on the side today is not really that great.
02:43:29
Yeah.
02:43:30
Hey, you know what?
02:43:31
Gary sends me 58 clips.
02:43:32
I try to play as I can.
02:43:34
Yeah, that's one of Gary's.
02:43:36
That's mine.
02:43:37
They're all Gary's.
02:43:38
You know, the ones you laugh at, those are mine. Like.
02:43:40
So I thought that was just pretty, generic.
02:43:42
That was a great range.
02:43:43
Oh, yeah.
02:43:44
I can order whatever I order and they'll bring it to me. Crazy.
02:43:47
What a what a hilarious premise. But what do you do?
02:43:49
The baked potato thing, I guess.
02:43:51
I like that it kind of had its own life at that point,
02:43:54
but other than that, it's like, yeah, no shit.
02:43:56
Okay?
02:43:57
If you order something, you will receive it,
02:44:00
right?
02:44:01
He wasn't punching down, so I didn't really find it all that funny.
02:44:04
Yeah. I'm a good fan of punching down.
02:44:07
Yeah, yeah.
02:44:10
But, I mean, if that's his style, I mean, good for him.
02:44:13
That little fucking book hustle, right?
02:44:17
I don't think Ryan has rumble.
02:44:18
We went to Rumble and we lost Ryan.
02:44:20
Oh. Welder.
02:44:22
Welder comes down.
02:44:24
What's, the Samuel Whitmore?
02:44:26
Is this worth the rumble? He's not allowed.
02:44:28
He's not Daniel Whitmore.
02:44:30
But speaking of brother, no, I've got a brother thing.
02:44:33
I forgot about my brother thing.
02:44:34
Well, though
02:44:34
the kid is on here, that relates perfectly because the kid is a big fan,
02:44:39
and I don't know where the picture of, is with the kid and the ultimate brother.
02:44:46
Well, let me tell you something.
02:44:47
Oh, the Samuel Whitmore thing to do is unstoppable.
02:44:52
This guy, we can go to this guy.
02:44:53
Samuel may have been one of the most badass human beings of all time.
02:44:58
Whitmore was born in Charlestown, Massachusetts.
02:45:00
At 16.
02:45:01
Oh, hold on a second.
02:45:02
Let's recognize this guy's voice for what it is.
02:45:05
He's got the most amazing radio voice I've ever heard.
02:45:08
Oh, that. That does remind me of brother.
02:45:10
Later fought in the French and Indian War at the age of 64, 1775,
02:45:16
during the first battles of the American Revolution at Lexington and Concord.
02:45:19
I'm almost seven year old Samuel Whitmore
02:45:22
noticed a group of British soldiers approaching his land.
02:45:26
More impressive, I hear 12 year olds eight year in.
02:45:28
It's not the word British.
02:45:30
And nowadays he was able to kill two of them.
02:45:32
Russians started attacking them with his sword.
02:45:35
Unfortunately, he wasn't able to send them off for long.
02:45:37
Like he's doing a Tom Brokaw impersonation.
02:45:40
What do you guys think of the beard?
02:45:41
No mustache. Look, it's a Irish voice.
02:45:46
It's a choice.
02:45:47
There's a certain age that you can get away with that,
02:45:49
but at a certain age, it looks weird.
02:45:51
It reminds me of the second bass player in Metallica.
02:45:55
It's a good offset to his his hair, his curly locks.
02:45:58
It really is. It's a not a bad offset.
02:46:00
It's curly locks are pretty gray.
02:46:02
I just feel he's got the same type of thing up top as he does about bottom.
02:46:05
You know, it's like this.
02:46:06
And then it's like this as above, so below.
02:46:08
Is that what you just said?
02:46:11
It was stabbed with a bayonet
02:46:13
multiple times before being shot directly in the face.
02:46:17
He was later found by coloniality.
02:46:19
Says covered.
02:46:20
This is the story of 50 soldiers approached by Dr.
02:46:23
Samuel Whitmore.
02:46:25
They were surprised to find out that he wasn't. Wait.
02:46:27
Maybe they'll be sent to Stone a alive,
02:46:29
and was still trying to load his musket so that he could keep fighting.
02:46:33
He was then taken to a doctor,
02:46:35
where he was sadly informed that there was no chance he was.
02:46:38
Did he go to that?
02:46:39
All right, so if he says that, he then went to England and
02:46:42
got a bunch of the England gang members to guard him while he went through loss,
02:46:46
I mean, England, this is 50 cent story is going to make it.
02:46:50
Well, not only did he survive,
02:46:53
but he lived another 18 years before dying at the age of 96.
02:46:59
Wow. Pretty tough bastard.
02:47:02
Yeah, just like 50 cent many men.
02:47:07
How many cents?
02:47:08
50 cent or $0.50?
02:47:13
I think nine, nine bullets.
02:47:17
I'm going to keep going with these till you guys fucking realized that's
02:47:19
what I'm going to do.
02:47:20
That's all I have to do.
02:47:23
Make Gary and George put up with it.
02:47:25
I think I'm I'm going to bed.
02:47:27
I've had enough.
02:47:29
Enough chicanery. One more. You'll catch on.
02:47:32
Okay? Okay. Alton.
02:47:34
Everything on me was found inside the stomachs of sea turtles.
02:47:37
So sad.
02:47:39
Plastic bottles are poisoning our planet.
02:47:41
And that's why I've decided to invent a miracle that will cure the world.
02:47:46
Follow me.
02:47:48
Welcome to the Paris Hilton Institute
02:47:50
for Plastic Pollution Solutions, or FIS.
02:47:53
Hi, Phil.
02:47:54
Cute shoes here at Philips, along with some really smart scientist
02:47:58
colleagues of mine.
02:47:59
Phil, that's father in law.
02:48:01
I came up with a product will reinvent drinking fountain with Nano Drop,
02:48:07
a cutting edge, state of the art condensed form of sparkling water for Nano Drop.
02:48:11
We spent thousands of hours examining human subjects from all over the world,
02:48:15
studying the strangest of human behaviors and habits to ensure nano drop
02:48:19
is the ultimate one drop solution, 5000 times more hydrating than normal water.
02:48:25
One drop of nano drop equals one glass of regular.
02:48:27
Why says it two different ways and less water, less plastic bottles.
02:48:31
Happy turtles, happy Paris magical science.
02:48:36
All this hawking is making me so thirsty.
02:48:40
You sure
02:48:43
that was so satisfying?
02:48:45
5000 times more than usual.
02:48:48
Think how stupid Amsterdam.
02:48:50
Yeah. I supposed to hit it before I do.
02:48:52
We said 2003, but Louis
02:48:56
Berkeley water videos were pretty.
02:49:00
Yeah.
02:49:00
All the, all the advertisements that seem to be April Fool's jokes are Brady.
02:49:06
Yeah.
02:49:06
So, before before the kid leaves, we got to get his comment because he is
02:49:11
he is a very, very close.
02:49:14
Like we have pictures of him with.
02:49:16
Well, let me tell you something, brother.
02:49:19
Yes we do.
02:49:20
So I don't know if you guys have heard, but, there's been some
02:49:23
sad, sad things on that side of things.
02:49:26
So this is from, Hulk Hogan's ex-wife.
02:49:30
Oh. Hold on, where's the audio?
02:49:33
Is that for me?
02:49:34
Whatever. Yeah.
02:49:35
Log. For years since I got left.
02:49:38
Hulk, Hulk Hogan and.
02:49:41
Oh, no.
02:49:42
Let's take it from the top.
02:49:44
Oh, you got to, of course, unmuted every single fucking time.
02:49:48
But for longer years since I love Hulk,
02:49:51
I think she's at 30 and 18. 15.
02:49:54
My family is the worst mess.
02:49:56
Brooke doesn't talk to us. She's had twins.
02:49:59
She got married. She didn't tell us she had twins.
02:50:01
She didn't tell us.
02:50:01
She had a huge fight with Terry.
02:50:04
Terry.
02:50:05
I punched her, but she cut to two.
02:50:08
I don't.
02:50:08
Let me tell you something. Here.
02:50:11
I have two chocolates.
02:50:12
Are they birthmarks or cigaret I went through in my marriage.
02:50:16
I carry as guns. What?
02:50:19
No, she's way too fat, to be honest.
02:50:21
What it entailed and what has it has caused over the years and everything else?
02:50:26
He's, Does anyone else?
02:50:28
This woman, except her mother.
02:50:29
And yes, he marches on.
02:50:31
He marches on like.
02:50:32
Yeah. Oh, I promoted my own beer.
02:50:34
Real American beer. Yeah. Look at me. Hold that pause.
02:50:37
Pause. Yeah.
02:50:38
PA pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa, please!
02:50:41
This bitch.
02:50:42
All right, this bitch owns 40% of the beer she's whining about right now.
02:50:49
Gone on their divorce.
02:50:50
I don't know if she look it up. The divorce.
02:50:53
Oh, no. She has that. Look it up. She does.
02:50:55
I'm sorry, I, I watched this, I was going to play it,
02:50:58
but then I realized we're above this, but here we go.
02:51:01
Oh, no, this is. No, this is we.
02:51:03
We just wrestling.
02:51:05
Yeah.
02:51:08
Let's get to the bottom of this.
02:51:09
How much, how much of the beard.
02:51:12
Your arms look thicker than his.
02:51:14
Yeah I well I mean you,
02:51:17
you don't know where the picture is I know I have that picture somewhere
02:51:21
is to be with the whole family and.
02:51:27
And try to
02:51:31
it's not real crying.
02:51:34
In this for 20 years and I'm still this sad.
02:51:38
The birds like, here's like she's smiled when she
02:51:41
was little.
02:51:42
And Lord knows you go to your left guy.
02:51:46
She keeps going.
02:51:47
It's not terrible. Very good. After him.
02:51:49
Trust me.
02:51:50
You don't. You don't do.
02:51:51
If you're really, really genuinely this upset about something, you know, online.
02:51:56
Yeah. Okay.
02:51:57
Bird squawking in the background.
02:52:02
And I mean, saying that everything she's saying
02:52:05
is absolutely right and he's a complete fucking piece of shit.
02:52:07
I mean, I don't care about it.
02:52:09
I mean, if I could meet a famous person, I'm not ripping
02:52:11
anybody who may have waited in line to meet him or anything.
02:52:14
Yeah, right. Yeah.
02:52:16
Of course. Yeah, that'd be a shame.
02:52:17
But I don't give a shit about either one of them or buying a crappy beer
02:52:21
that you'll never drink more than I give any more shits of the other
02:52:24
I've tried to look for.
02:52:25
Don't know where you can find that beer anywhere, I don't know, I couldn't
02:52:28
find it, I went, I try if you meet me and try to get a case.
02:52:32
That's what I did.
02:52:35
Oh, wait.
02:52:35
So if you meet him, you get a case.
02:52:37
No no no no no no no no no no no no.
02:52:39
You're close.
02:52:41
If you get a case you've purchased the right to meet him.
02:52:45
He's. That's what that's what happened.
02:52:47
You had to you had to buy a case of beer in order to meet him.
02:52:51
All right.
02:52:51
Oh, we're on Rumble. Ryan.
02:52:54
Rumble brothers. One brother. Brothers.
02:52:57
I looked up Homo Flores floresiensis,
02:53:01
and I wanted to make sure I pronounced
02:53:03
homo floresiensis correctly.
02:53:07
And then this is what it said.
02:53:09
So that's Homo flowing, flaming gay, Homo floresiensis.
02:53:14
He's saying it wrong.
02:53:15
Homo floresiensis.
02:53:17
She said like floresiensis.
02:53:19
She said like Spanish people say five that the $5 is is Homo floresiensis.
02:53:25
It's there.
02:53:26
Ryan says I'm at work wishing the heck I would shut the fuck up for a whole minute.
02:53:34
Oh hi, Rumble, but
02:53:36
yeah, Rumble bot says you should like, comment, subscribe if you haven't.
02:53:39
Or thought Ryan was a rumble, but we appreciate that.
02:53:42
Smashed the flag but.
02:53:46
Sorry, I'm at work in here. Not.
02:53:47
I mean, oops, other way around.
02:53:50
This is my only job.
02:53:53
I'm. Up.
02:53:58
Best way to deal with annoying neighbors.
02:54:00
Fuck, dude, I did not do that program. Ones.
02:54:03
That was, you already.
02:54:04
You already enter on your fucking a kill them was time for help.
02:54:10
There's nothing been.
02:54:11
Redirect the water.
02:54:12
Fuck you, circle K, kid.
02:54:14
Fuck everybody. Fuck all these assholes.
02:54:17
That is amazing. Spin.
02:54:19
There has to be something beyond our awareness.
02:54:21
Fuck off.
02:54:22
Gary, smoke for body mind dualism.
02:54:24
Gary, this. Yeah.
02:54:25
This is enough proof for me that there are.
02:54:28
No. There's no big coincidences.
02:54:30
Small coincidences.
02:54:31
Better than red berries or the shadows in the cave wall.
02:54:35
So since we already ranted on, there, we open the show with them spinning.
02:54:38
Yeah, we did the spin.
02:54:40
The orange looks like an orange.
02:54:42
It does look like an orange.
02:54:43
There's 14,300 topics now.
02:54:46
Oh, nice.
02:54:49
Claim.
02:54:50
Why can't I find the kid and fucking Hogan?
02:54:52
Last stream, gas and Venus atmosphere was proposed
02:54:56
as a possible biosignature of microbial life. No.
02:55:01
True or false?
02:55:02
False microbial?
02:55:05
I have no microbial that I guess I could
02:55:10
just highlight it true and see what happens.
02:55:13
Homo Florence. Yes, I draw fine.
02:55:15
I'll find them. Yes.
02:55:17
The detection of phosphine gas and Venus atmosphere was indeed proposed.
02:55:22
See, that was the key word, though it was proposed
02:55:25
but falsely proposed,
02:55:28
although it's not definitive, I also.
02:55:31
It's always nice to go back.
02:55:34
You're kidding.
02:55:34
I are now having a sidebar conversation, but I am always been.
02:55:37
I've always been critical of the Hogans.
02:55:39
This is a true zoom meeting.
02:55:41
You guys are going to have to go into a break off route.
02:55:43
The wrestling break off room is over there.
02:55:46
The worst wrestling beat offering what he it.
02:55:48
But even if they were exaggerating, they would make for.
02:55:52
I mean look no he's still. No. There's.
02:55:57
He's been around for quite a
02:55:58
while and he's stood next to actual real people plenty of time.
02:56:01
So there's
02:56:04
you can't really hide it.
02:56:05
I don't think General Caesar six feet tall.
02:56:08
You think there's some conspiracy about the size six?
02:56:11
It's a lot bigger than the kid.
02:56:14
And I'm like, I'm still watching the
02:56:17
the the kid made Hogan look regular size, so I know.
02:56:20
Yeah, I mean he's definitely I don't think he's six seven
02:56:23
but he's had he's had vertebrae.
02:56:25
He's had vertebrae removed. He's at back surgeries.
02:56:27
He's he's older, he's shrunken.
02:56:29
So like I don't know if some of that is has to do with that
02:56:31
because there's very much it very much can have a lot to do with it,
02:56:35
which I find interesting in general, just that
02:56:37
that's he's been replaced by a lookalike, right.
02:56:41
A racist lookalike that doesn't like for half the show, you thought he was a wax
02:56:45
figure or daughter.
02:56:46
So I don't think your perspective is as important.
02:56:49
The kids pretty other photo, goddamn it.
02:56:52
You know, with characters with cardboard cutouts.
02:56:54
Do you remember when this happened?
02:56:56
I don't remember when this happened, Ryan.
02:56:58
Ryan says, fuck Logan's ex-wife and her fake ass tears.
02:57:02
Let me make a video of how sad I am so people can feel sorry for me.
02:57:06
You should actually do that. That would go viral.
02:57:08
Yeah, put on the put on a bar that time fucking the time I play.
02:57:11
They create her fucking whining video.
02:57:13
Remember that time I play that crying black lady whining about some shit?
02:57:16
And then Brian was like, fuck you, draw you don't know, struggle.
02:57:20
And it was like, oh, that her husband that lived in nobody
02:57:23
that would easily have taken the kids in was like, bitch and say shit to me.
02:57:30
What if I what if I said no?
02:57:32
What if I send this photo to to, is it a nude?
02:57:36
Send it to me.
02:57:37
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:57:38
You can text. Yeah, you can text photos to the.
02:57:40
Yeah. We will. We'll rate. We'll write your death.
02:57:42
They'll do it.
02:57:43
Brady will rate your dick. It is perfect.
02:57:46
All right. I sent it.
02:57:48
We rate your tits right now.
02:57:50
We're going to publish your phone number.
02:57:51
I let you know if you want or not.
02:57:54
They're perky.
02:57:56
Remember? Rate my rack,
02:57:58
rate my rack.
02:57:59
Dot com. The.
02:58:01
You're too young for that.
02:58:04
Okay, so he's all right before my time, unfortunately.
02:58:07
Anyway, I see why you thought it was a wax figure, though.
02:58:09
Because he has. He has probably posed like that.
02:58:12
Well, I'm.
02:58:13
I can't even exaggerate 100,000 times.
02:58:15
Right.
02:58:16
He's like this.
02:58:17
Everybody I saw online, he's right.
02:58:18
So that's why he looks dead in the face.
02:58:20
He looks like a wax figure because he's just like, it's all it's he's kills.
02:58:25
He's always had that kill me no ten killing.
02:58:27
You know, he's a he's always that overly overly tanned, like leather looking skin.
02:58:32
Yeah.
02:58:34
But he's like four inches taller than the kid.
02:58:38
I'm also leaning over a little bit.
02:58:39
Yeah.
02:58:40
He's like,
02:58:40
you can look at the bend in the knees, bent in the knees and bend at the waist.
02:58:45
Sexy has been at the way especially.
02:58:47
But thank you.
02:58:48
But that is always so.
02:58:50
You're at least you're taking at least like a,
02:58:52
like 1in to 2in at the knee bent maybe more.
02:58:56
I'm not sure.
02:58:57
But when did you see two inches at the waistband?
02:59:00
So if you stood straight up, you're probably head to head,
02:59:03
same same height as him and had the eyeballs.
02:59:09
And balls?
02:59:10
Yeah.
02:59:10
The forehead asked for my head.
02:59:12
My head is yes, true.
02:59:15
So no. So complete sidebar.
02:59:18
Because I'm just now distracted by your gorgeous locks.
02:59:21
Yeah.
02:59:21
How much longer is the hair compared to this photo?
02:59:24
Well, it's about it's about down to my
02:59:27
like it can grace my my,
02:59:30
your buttocks, my collarbone, my my trans.
02:59:33
That's a lot of good grabs.
02:59:35
Wow. Yeah,
02:59:38
yeah, I might be able to get some footage this this weekend.
02:59:40
Can you, can you rub it and whatever microphone.
02:59:45
You love your hair. Try. Probably.
02:59:47
I should be able to.
02:59:48
I just got to bend the microphone away.
02:59:54
This one here.
02:59:55
Oh, fuck.
02:59:57
Did that show up?
02:59:58
Wow. Yeah, but so fucking hot at the drop.
03:00:01
My God, who do you go take a cold shower or something?
03:00:05
Yeah. No kidding.
03:00:07
I got to whack off first with this forehead on.
03:00:10
Whack on a whack off again.
03:00:12
Oh. Oh, Christ.
03:00:13
Can't you take pictures?
03:00:14
So I've never been able to find real American beauty.
03:00:16
I'm going to come up.
03:00:18
Where were you ever.
03:00:18
They were selling this,
03:00:21
Where were you? Oh, dude.
03:00:23
Romeo, don't you remember? Oh, you drink on the show.
03:00:25
I forgot coming from the back.
03:00:26
Well, I think it's Michigan.
03:00:28
Maybe it was directly. Yeah.
03:00:30
What's the difference?
03:00:30
Have you seen real American beer anywhere else other than this?
03:00:33
12 miles? I'll be.
03:00:34
I don't buy beer or liquor hardly at all.
03:00:37
So I don't I'm not ever in a situation where, like, I would happen upon it.
03:00:44
But have you seen it?
03:00:45
Just have had.
03:00:46
No, no, no, it's the only liquor.
03:00:48
And I frequent the local grocery store, and they do not carry real
03:00:51
American beer there.
03:00:52
But is the rock of grocery store like a, Dollar General or it's, Ace Hardware?
03:00:58
Yeah.
03:00:58
Across Texas to try the viral Dino Rito.
03:01:02
Y'all have to go to San Antonio and try this.
03:01:05
It's available at the bussing queue food truck inside the El Camino food truck.
03:01:09
I see y'all, yo.
03:01:11
We drove all the way across Texas to try the viral Dino Rito.
03:01:16
Y'all have to go to San Antonio and try this.
03:01:19
It's available.
03:01:20
The rib in a burrito truck inside the absolutely no
03:01:23
food truck food truck bussing one for me.
03:01:26
Just that meat melted right off that rib.
03:01:29
I think I'm the one.
03:01:30
What's not made that dildo, actually.
03:01:32
So, yeah.
03:01:32
Supposedly, if the
03:01:34
if the meat falls directly off the rib, it's not the correct way.
03:01:38
They were not cooked properly.
03:01:40
It's, You're an idiot.
03:01:43
That makes you stupid.
03:01:45
Me? Yes.
03:01:46
I'm for what the experts say.
03:01:48
Just because it's more convenient to eat doesn't mean it's the more it's
03:01:51
the proper way. Sorry.
03:01:53
Hey, in your day, they say those melts in your mouth, people.
03:01:59
Excuse me?
03:02:01
Those people.
03:02:01
When you say those people, you mean black people, right? It's.
03:02:04
It's incorrectly cooked. No.
03:02:07
No. I want to do a mock temperature.
03:02:10
The amount of saturated is just sitting in moisture.
03:02:14
The one thing from Mount Rushmore is they are not ranked one through four.
03:02:18
It is just, oh, they're not four.
03:02:21
I'm going for white.
03:02:23
Black, Asian and those little brown people
03:02:27
that serve on the, on the cruise ships, pygmy.
03:02:32
Well, there's the pygmy Indians.
03:02:34
There's the, wait, cruise ships, they're just
03:02:37
that those are just ten kids.
03:02:40
So what about the lawn crew?
03:02:42
The guys who mow the lawn at 4 a.m.
03:02:46
Hispanic?
03:02:46
Max the max.
03:02:47
Yeah, exactly.
03:02:48
Yes. Little brown, Indians.
03:02:51
Our little brown.
03:02:53
They're like five foot four.
03:02:55
They're all five foot four, and they weigh about about 20,
03:02:59
and they're they're darker than we are.
03:03:02
But later the black kids
03:03:04
can we instead of Indians, can we switch it out for Native Americans?
03:03:08
I think they know we can. They are too.
03:03:10
They're little brown people as well, but they're cooler.
03:03:13
We're all normal. I'm native to America. Are you not? No.
03:03:15
It's actually that is native to America.
03:03:18
I'm a colonizer, man. You're not to America.
03:03:21
You were born here.
03:03:22
I'm a colonizer.
03:03:24
You colonized here after.
03:03:25
Yes. You were born.
03:03:26
You came here after you were born.
03:03:28
I came, I saw, I conquered.
03:03:31
You said that you do. You call and ise her.
03:03:37
Yeah.
03:03:38
This is like Gary's, chicken swing
03:03:42
video. Oh. That's cute.
03:03:44
Hey, little chicken us.
03:03:45
We knew that had to be my freeze up chicken.
03:03:49
That.
03:03:53
Kind of hard when I.
03:03:54
Oh, that black, cocky, swinging.
03:03:59
Yeah.
03:04:00
The black one seems to be swinging more than the red one.
03:04:02
Yeah.
03:04:05
The yellow one with the yellow one wouldn't be swinging at all.
03:04:08
You know what I'm saying?
03:04:09
Yeah.
03:04:09
We're not saying anything so much to do it.
03:04:11
What you will. But we haven't said.
03:04:15
Aren't they all red on the inside?
03:04:19
I think they're pretty.
03:04:20
I thought it was blue.
03:04:21
I thought it was blue
03:04:24
until the oxygen hits it.
03:04:26
Yeah, that's not so.
03:04:28
Hold on, hold on, hold on for.
03:04:31
Oh, wait.
03:04:33
He thinks you have to wash dishes.
03:04:35
And now he thinks blood is blue.
03:04:36
Did everyone hear that I I'm not.
03:04:38
Go ahead.
03:04:39
You can go to the ribs now, but we're going to go back to the blue blood.
03:04:41
You think if you believe the ribs that fall off the boat,
03:04:43
or the ultimate sign of well cooked into meat, well, this seems logical.
03:04:47
The but not entirely accurate.
03:04:50
The phrase falling off the bone has become synonymous with tender ribs,
03:04:52
but doesn't necessarily indicate the ribs are cooked to perfection.
03:04:57
So what?
03:04:57
It just straight falls off. That's no like in that.
03:05:00
Too much.
03:05:01
So it's too mushy.
03:05:02
Like it's too, too much. Right?
03:05:04
I though that you can still eat them.
03:05:06
And so they're still just as delicious.
03:05:08
I don't I don't what I don't like ribs.
03:05:11
You don't you don't get a lot for what.
03:05:14
You don't get a lot. You know what.
03:05:17
So I don't I've never cooked them.
03:05:18
So I don't know how I, I mean I'm
03:05:19
sure I could, but it would take a few and I don't.
03:05:21
Yeah, but I'm getting the full rack of ribs for like 25, 30 bucks.
03:05:24
Typically, if you're good, you maybe can get them done right.
03:05:27
And if you 20 so you're getting what how much.
03:05:29
What was that, a half slab for 25 bucks it's pork.
03:05:31
So it's pork is way better than beef. Pork as you're saying.
03:05:34
What kind of animal it is, pork or beef.
03:05:35
It's going to weigh the same. I was just saying with those bones.
03:05:38
I'm just saying it's. It's the kind of meat that's not.
03:05:40
It's not, it doesn't have the same, like, kind of like pork is if, if done well,
03:05:45
which there is a lot of synonym like the only you, the Jews don't eat pork.
03:05:51
The reason they don't eat pork is I got a two inches the swine.
03:05:54
So I got a two inch steak within reach at all to me on that.
03:05:57
And they don't understand that.
03:05:58
So they're still going on facing in ancient times,
03:05:59
which is why the Jews don't eat pork. That's literally the reason.
03:06:02
The same reason why I like people don't like certain Christian whatever.
03:06:05
They don't like gay people because they were synonymous
03:06:07
with with diseases that like monkeypox and Aids,
03:06:12
and they were in the desert, they weren't able to cook it.
03:06:14
They would die if it wasn't necessary that gays are like,
03:06:17
oh my God, like it's the fact that the they were in.
03:06:21
Is that where the term filthy swine comes from?
03:06:23
Yes. Yeah.
03:06:23
So it is it.
03:06:24
Yeah. 100% like it thinks it was swine.
03:06:27
So they still learn over that.
03:06:30
But today's standards of pig is much better.
03:06:34
And so the pork is actually one of the better meats that you can ingest.
03:06:38
It's, it's I would, along the same lines as,
03:06:43
chicken turkey.
03:06:46
Like, it's doesn't have a lot, like, if you overeat, like, beef products,
03:06:49
apparently it's bad for you if you eat fish.
03:06:51
Apparently, because of the mercury content, it's not the greatest.
03:06:54
Turkey chicken.
03:06:56
And then pork is like your top three when it comes to your most cleanly meats
03:07:00
that you can eat.
03:07:01
And I didn't think pork, but I didn't think pork.
03:07:03
But but I've learned in the within the last year that like, yeah, 100% pork
03:07:07
is because when I go out the problem with ribs in their calories,
03:07:12
the ribs generally carry a lot of calories.
03:07:14
It's because of the barbecue sauce, 100%.
03:07:17
Without the barbecue sauce, it's just pork rib.
03:07:20
So if you have a light source, it's it's
03:07:23
the more you know do do do do still I if I'm buying meat
03:07:28
I want as little a bone as possible because I'm paying for the bone.
03:07:31
It's the same reason I don't pay.
03:07:32
I don't buy a salad bar, bang for the bone.
03:07:35
Yeah, you're paying for the bone.
03:07:37
No right way you go by the rack, though, you just go.
03:07:39
But no, it's like a full rack.
03:07:40
You go buy rack. It's number weight. That's a circle. That's
03:07:44
by half or
03:07:45
half by weight weighs like a pound.
03:07:48
But when you're done, when you're done in your slab of ribs, I'm
03:07:50
going to look over your plate and you're going to have half of that mass
03:07:53
stacked up in bones, and you're going to be licking them,
03:07:55
and it's going to probably taste maybe better to you.
03:07:58
So every time I've gotten ribs, I've either eaten all of them in a
03:08:01
chuck full, or I've eaten half of them and had half a ribs left, that I was.
03:08:05
You would eat later and then would be chuck full.
03:08:07
Depends on how hungry I am.
03:08:12
So let's go back to the,
03:08:14
And I get them quite often biological because they're a good option to get full.
03:08:19
Like when I get when I travel for work, I'm hungry.
03:08:22
And so ribs are a great option because number one because of the pork.
03:08:26
Number two because you just get bacon.
03:08:29
Now it's a different part of the pig.
03:08:32
It's it's he's a magical animal.
03:08:35
Bacon is actually the one of the most unhealthy parts of the meat.
03:08:38
I love bacon, really.
03:08:40
So first you ruin hamburgers on the show, now you're going to ruin bacon.
03:08:43
But bacon is actually what draws unique flavor is they actually like.
03:08:46
And there's some people that I've done research who they actually really hate
03:08:50
hate hate hate hate hate, hate, hate
03:08:51
the uniqueness of bacon they have likened to sex an orgasm.
03:08:57
Oh no. Bacon is way better.
03:08:58
Not necessarily in the sense of the similarity of, but the uniqueness.
03:09:04
Like there's no other combination.
03:09:05
You can't, like do a fake bacon flavor.
03:09:07
Like there's no no, you can fake unique.
03:09:11
But bacon inherently is very bad
03:09:13
for you cannot stand a rib that pulls completely off the bone.
03:09:17
Gross. What?
03:09:18
You're, raw science guy?
03:09:20
Hat guy is correct on this matter. Sorry.
03:09:24
The sex that you're.
03:09:25
I'm out on that conversation. I don't do right.
03:09:27
I don't do ribs.
03:09:28
The sex you're comparing the bacon to.
03:09:30
Are you, like, in the chair
03:09:33
or are you an active participant?
03:09:36
Married sex. Isn't that the Thursday?
03:09:38
Same thing?
03:09:39
I mean, Monday if you're Monday night, 3:00 in the chair, that's.
03:09:44
Oh, you guys.
03:09:45
Well, I was I was just curious.
03:09:47
I'm just picking random times. I don't have the schedule.
03:09:49
I'm just saying, like, it's going to be,
03:09:53
Yeah. I would rather have bacon.
03:09:54
Does your friend have a sex?
03:09:57
Sex is not bad.
03:09:58
Don't get me wrong.
03:09:58
Shape size isn't that bad. Different color.
03:10:01
Well, my friend, when he bends down like an inch, has a very.
03:10:04
He nice.
03:10:05
Curvature.
03:10:08
I would have sex with bacon with the butthole.
03:10:11
Are you talking about butthole?
03:10:12
I read into it, however you are.
03:10:14
Are you describing his butthole?
03:10:15
No, I would never describe my friend.
03:10:17
You said he or he bends over.
03:10:18
He has a very sexy curvature.
03:10:19
I just assume that I heard that's. I heard
03:10:23
the same thing.
03:10:24
I would sit in the hotel chair while you cook bacon.
03:10:28
Would you sit in the hotel chair nude?
03:10:30
Well, the issue, the issue with sitting in the in the chair while you're cooking
03:10:35
bacon is if you're in the splash zone, you are going to be getting burned.
03:10:38
Yeah.
03:10:39
So you do have to distance yourself quite a bit.
03:10:41
Interesting.
03:10:42
Even if you're distance, would you sit in the hotel chair nude while bacon?
03:10:47
If you're cooking bacon, does it matter?
03:10:49
Bacon cooked or not? Dude.
03:10:51
But I took my mother to the doctor today.
03:10:53
Pull your cheeks and then sit down.
03:10:55
I in an old, old, old doctor's office doctor asked me
03:10:58
to sit in the waiting room chair.
03:10:59
And it wasn't a fucking office chair.
03:11:01
It was like a recliner from a grandma's.
03:11:04
But it's like nothing.
03:11:05
No, no good standing, dude.
03:11:06
I wouldn't sit in it fully clothed is what my point is.
03:11:10
Oh, I used to be in hotel rooms,
03:11:12
I put it, I if it doesn't look up to par, I put a fucking.
03:11:15
I put the extra sheets over that shit, I'll grab a pillow
03:11:18
because I figure that's the cleanest and there's plenty of them,
03:11:21
and I'll put that down and sit on that. Not.
03:11:23
I do feel like the sheets in the in the closet, they always lie.
03:11:27
Extra pair of sheets with eggs or blanket and some extra whatever I want.
03:11:31
Okay. All right.
03:11:32
So now I know Gary, you had your mother's hearing checked.
03:11:38
I thought you had to take your mother to a criminal trial.
03:11:42
Like a hearing.
03:11:43
Oh, right.
03:11:46
Nice lady.
03:11:48
Your mother was the criminal.
03:11:50
No, she could have been a victim.
03:11:52
You don't know what makes you a felony.
03:11:54
I think she's a criminal.
03:11:56
Jury duty.
03:11:57
Maybe that's where is where I came from.
03:11:59
You had to take her to a hearing, I really did.
03:12:03
Okay, well.
03:12:09
Here's this.
03:12:10
Just in
03:12:12
prison.
03:12:13
Oh, I can't add because that's that famous for her
03:12:16
role in sex and the city passed away as we passed away.
03:12:19
And. Wait, what? Wait.
03:12:21
I'm going to bring back a drawer segment
03:12:23
from, like, the first time he was ever on the show.
03:12:25
He started this.
03:12:25
Now this is this.
03:12:26
This is that segment evolved in 20 or 25.
03:12:29
Number one, Sarah Jessica Parker Sarah Jessica Parker, famous for her role in sex
03:12:34
and the city, passed away at 60 due to complications from a chronic illness.
03:12:38
She influenced fashion and modern storytelling for women.
03:12:42
Number two David Bowie Jr.
03:12:43
David Bowie Jr, son of music legend
03:12:46
David Bowie, tragically passed away at 35 from a heart condition.
03:12:49
Known for his innovative sound,
03:12:51
he was dedicated to continuing his father's musical legacy.
03:12:54
Fans mourn the loss of this rising star.
03:12:57
Number three Jamie Lee Curtis, Jamie Lee Curtis, the beloved actress
03:13:01
and advocate for children's literacy, passed away at 66 after a brief illness.
03:13:05
She was iconic for her roles in horror films and her philanthropic work before.
03:13:10
John Travolta John Travolta, renowned for Grease and Pulp
03:13:13
Fiction, passed away at 71 in 2025 after battling cancer.
03:13:17
His charisma and contributions to film and dance made him a Hollywood legend.
03:13:21
Number five Serena Williams.
03:13:23
Tennis superstar Serena Williams passed away at 43 from a pulmonary embolism.
03:13:28
Known for her dominance on the court.
03:13:29
She inspired millions of athletes worldwide.
03:13:32
Her loss is deeply felt by the sports community outfit at the Super Bowl.
03:13:35
The Super Bowl was like over a month ago.
03:13:38
For the love of God, it's April Fools Day, April Fool's Day.
03:13:43
I've been doing it since 1201.
03:13:45
He has,
03:13:47
well, shit.
03:13:48
But you know how that you know how you did that in the first show
03:13:50
at the breaking news?
03:13:51
First show you ever run like one of the
03:13:53
first or second things you did after being a complete asshole,
03:13:56
interrupting everybody with drops.
03:13:57
The second thing you did was started breaking news.
03:14:01
So-and-so died. Wouldn't it be really cool if they just died?
03:14:03
We fucking broke the news.
03:14:05
There you go. Been having any that fight?
03:14:08
No, no, you wait until the Serena Williams.
03:14:11
Really, I thought, was I until the Serena Williams thing,
03:14:14
I was like, she was just at the Super Bowl.
03:14:16
This is now we'll check back at the end of this year.
03:14:18
We'll check back in and well, regardless, I just found out.
03:14:21
David Bowie, you exist, you asshole.
03:14:25
I don't know, I don't think that's real. Is there?
03:14:26
I don't think there is a fucking coward.
03:14:29
Cheer up. Loser.
03:14:32
Did the kids have won so below.
03:14:35
Loser. No, he did not. It was just bullshit.
03:14:37
He just fucking left. He said he. You know, he just popped out.
03:14:40
He came on and then left again. Oh, no, that was just.
03:14:42
Well, whatever.
03:14:44
As above. So below.
03:14:45
Okay. Oh, there you go. He keeps coming back.
03:14:47
Well, hi.
03:14:47
Oh, he came to, Oh.
03:14:52
You're back.
03:14:53
That's so happy.
03:14:54
That makes me so happy
03:14:56
for me.
03:14:57
My love for that.
03:14:59
So I'll give the kids back.
03:15:00
Girl, I know you.
03:15:02
I love to take you shooting that shot.
03:15:04
Like to make sure I.
03:15:05
No time.
03:15:06
I'm telling my next time you follow something fresh, I know.
03:15:10
Tell him.
03:15:10
I'll tell him
03:15:11
my next time you follow something fresh I know I look good in the teeth.
03:15:15
And if it goes right to the nose, I'll be okay.
03:15:18
I see your brother holding your feet. No.
03:15:21
You know, I'm sure he's getting a little lazy in his old age,
03:15:24
so it's starting to get a little bit thinner, you know, like I like it.
03:15:27
When I went up to him, I was like, whoa.
03:15:32
Oh, what was that clip on the tube?
03:15:34
The face swab clip.
03:15:37
It didn't happen.
03:15:39
I don't know what.
03:15:39
I didn't know there was one because the stupid I forgot to play the
03:15:43
we forgot to do the idiot revisit the idiocracy.
03:15:47
It was me talking.
03:15:48
Did you really do?
03:15:52
It just let me tell you something, brother.
03:15:54
Love Trump mania run wild, brother.
03:15:58
What you gonna do?
03:16:01
No. The kids got to see this.
03:16:03
What do you got?
03:16:04
Okay, the kids got some semen. Do you say,
03:16:07
you know, kids got to see the.
03:16:09
The last they swap on the two.
03:16:12
The most recent one.
03:16:14
It's like the second vlog with the grand.
03:16:16
Well, let me tell you something, brother.
03:16:21
Fat, drunken,
03:16:22
stupid is no way to go through life. So.
03:16:26
I have to see that last phase.
03:16:28
I don't know why I keep looking at way.
03:16:30
Can you play it again?
03:16:30
Play it again, play again.
03:16:34
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life.
03:16:37
So you see the.
03:16:42
It's. It's kind for.
03:16:43
It's hard for like Brady and I because we've only seen two pictures.
03:16:47
So is that
03:16:49
I wonder
03:16:52
that's Brady Brady and I will see what I did
03:16:55
I heard the gauge I know who it is how I know.
03:16:57
But it's hard to gauge for us to like
03:16:59
exactly what this may look like in real life.
03:17:01
You know? Right.
03:17:04
I know that real.
03:17:05
It's not real.
03:17:05
Like I, I look at the picture of him
03:17:08
and I look at this and I go, that really doesn't look that great.
03:17:12
Oh, it's more about
03:17:13
the fact that the kid instantly laughs, tells me like, no, that's great.
03:17:16
I just don't have the perception because I haven't seen my man in like 3D.
03:17:19
You know, to me, Dave looks like if Santa had his beard fully seen him in
03:17:24
his face, looks like he's got rosy red cheeks.
03:17:26
Maybe even.
03:17:27
Oh, like I like the glasses.
03:17:31
Or their lack thereof.
03:17:32
The painted with I think the Gary, I think.
03:17:35
Does he care? He takes his glasses off. Yeah.
03:17:37
It's really they're still kind of there right?
03:17:41
Oh that's awesome.
03:17:42
I'm glad I saw that.
03:17:44
Yeah.
03:17:45
That was perfect.
03:17:47
Yeah. So they're still kind of there.
03:17:50
Yeah.
03:17:52
Brilliant. Thanks.
03:17:53
The kid I don't know. Yeah. Of course. So, yeah.
03:17:55
So for the record, for my biology lesson, as above.
03:17:59
So below.
03:18:00
What color is blood when it's in your body?
03:18:03
Green.
03:18:04
Purple red has it.
03:18:06
It's red okay.
03:18:08
Right.
03:18:11
That was the kid.
03:18:12
Everybody. It's red.
03:18:15
The reason it looks blue in your body is because the greenish
03:18:18
blue of the tubes that are in that are called veins.
03:18:22
The only reason this show is famous.
03:18:24
The freaking kid
03:18:26
anus. Yes.
03:18:30
He makes this
03:18:32
like, you see, maybe a vein, and it makes me hungry as fuck.
03:18:36
You don't have a two inch steak next to you.
03:18:38
I do tube steak.
03:18:39
I have one in my pants.
03:18:41
I made a giant calzone.
03:18:44
Oh, that's not cooked properly.
03:18:46
It was microwaved.
03:18:47
That's why I shot it quick as possible.
03:18:49
I'm not here.
03:18:50
What happens?
03:18:51
I cut it 100%. Microwaved.
03:18:53
No, no no, no, it's heated,
03:18:55
but I cut it and then microwaved it so that that reheat heated.
03:18:58
Correct. Okay.
03:18:59
Thank God no, it wasn't heated before I cooked it.
03:19:03
And then I heated it once
03:19:05
reheated.
03:19:06
Well, if you reheated it, you would have had to have cooked
03:19:08
it, heated it and then heated it again.
03:19:10
No, you didn't cook it with heat.
03:19:12
What did you cook it with then.
03:19:13
Yeah. Did you cook it with cold.
03:19:16
So we are.
03:19:17
Why is your words.
03:19:18
Why is the word cooking or grilling and then heated.
03:19:22
If I, if you start something was off of you don't heat it.
03:19:26
I understand that it is heated. But you.
03:19:28
What is the heating it.
03:19:29
What is the definition?
03:19:30
Please help me out because I'm getting ganged up on. There's two idiots.
03:19:33
What if.
03:19:33
And they're both saying that heat food originally.
03:19:37
That is not what it's called.
03:19:42
So? So what?
03:19:46
So what?
03:19:49
Your he's arguing let's me that I think. Yes.
03:19:54
Cooking is a process of preparing food for consumption, often
03:19:56
involving the application of heat for. Agreed.
03:19:59
But we don't call it heated.
03:20:01
You don't heat your food unless it's already cooking.
03:20:05
So what's
03:20:07
what's it called?
03:20:08
The second application of heat.
03:20:10
Reheat it. Oh right.
03:20:14
You cook it.
03:20:14
So if we hit one then you reheat it.
03:20:16
The cooking is the application of heat.
03:20:18
So you're both wrong because it's actually ice cold right now.
03:20:23
So you do have to reheat it.
03:20:24
All three of us are wrong.
03:20:25
So if you do it once do you put it.
03:20:32
Heat.
03:20:32
Yeah. Heat.
03:20:33
You eat it. No.
03:20:33
That's why it's called reuse something one time.
03:20:36
Do you peel it. Eat it. Yeah. One time.
03:20:39
It's time.
03:20:40
So you heard the joke about people.
03:20:43
Repeat.
03:20:44
Oh, yeah.
03:20:44
You fell out of the boat.
03:20:45
Who's left?
03:20:51
I'm talking about the pre okay family.
03:20:55
So the pre out of my theory the pre out of my theory
03:20:59
is both right and wrong.
03:21:02
Oh no I should preface this with saying that
03:21:05
I do have a lesson coming out very soon on my main channel
03:21:08
where I actually go in detail looks trustworthy.
03:21:11
But to sum it up, pretty, pretty easily, if he spends as much time
03:21:15
cultivating his beard as he does his ideas, we are forever.
03:21:19
They were.
03:21:20
They were creatures that were of the dust.
03:21:22
Just take any time.
03:21:23
And these things were called his ingenious sheets.
03:21:26
And these creeping, creeping things.
03:21:29
Creeping things.
03:21:30
What actually the Messiah went into.
03:21:33
And when this creepy thing.
03:21:35
Who was Adam?
03:21:36
Or yet never heard of this, accepted the Messiah,
03:21:40
that is when it became a living soul.
03:21:44
So yeah, it's been about the Messiah from the beginning until
03:21:50
I have actually
03:21:51
that the creeping thing then about the Messiah the whole time.
03:21:55
Yeah, I would say you, I actually saw a guy draw
03:21:59
the first.
03:22:05
Let's say
03:22:06
the savior is coming from inside the house.
03:22:09
He he drew the first five words of the Bible in Hebrew,
03:22:15
and it was, created.
03:22:17
And so he had the, the Hebrew term for creative.
03:22:21
It's like I'm going to go crazy for the Lord.
03:22:23
This basic way to to create something is to nail to two boards together.
03:22:29
So he drew two boards with the nail through it,
03:22:32
and then the it divided the heavens and the earth.
03:22:35
So he drew a curved line, and he already had
03:22:40
the the hill
03:22:41
at Calvary and the cross and the hill.
03:22:45
He said, there it is.
03:22:47
The whole point of the Bible stopped, not in the first sentence.
03:22:51
And I have the visual of that exact story ready.
03:22:54
Yeah, he built it.
03:22:55
He curved it up.
03:22:56
And then here he's going down. It through the,
03:23:00
Oh, yeah. Oh,
03:23:03
yeah.
03:23:04
Okay.
03:23:06
He did testing out the water slide.
03:23:09
He built. It
03:23:13
with his head pops up right by the tree.
03:23:16
Like the way his friend says the obvious.
03:23:18
Yeah, yeah. You all right?
03:23:21
Oh, watch his head right there.
03:23:23
Whoop!
03:23:26
Oh. Yeah.
03:23:27
Oh, God.
03:23:31
Yeah, yeah.
03:23:32
You're right.
03:23:37
All right.
03:23:40
Are you all right?
03:23:41
Spiritually? Gary, I just wanted to know.
03:23:43
I'm good.
03:23:45
I'm real good.
03:23:49
Did you know that you can't start happiness without happiness?
03:23:52
Yeah, I did, I did.
03:23:55
I knew you were going to do some fucked stats.
03:23:58
A conversation like that.
03:24:01
When I've seen the clips in the the two.
03:24:03
Oh, man.
03:24:04
I should see what's on the cutting room floor for fucking April Fool's ideas.
03:24:09
A lot of them could be real harmful.
03:24:12
But then I got motivated by the chalk.
03:24:14
Believe it or not,
03:24:16
the difference between harmless and harmful.
03:24:18
Yeah.
03:24:19
So we we decided not to act like we were going to end the show
03:24:22
or act like I suddenly didn't ever believe in God.
03:24:25
And you've convinced me. Wait.
03:24:27
No, you have convinced me.
03:24:29
Yeah,
03:24:30
I don't believe.
03:24:30
And then it's pretty reasonable.
03:24:34
Really?
03:24:35
Yeah, I think so.
03:24:36
I reason is one of those prisons that you call a veil.
03:24:41
I like the veil.
03:24:43
It makes it where you can't see past because it's illogical.
03:24:46
Yeah. CPAp.
03:24:50
Yeah.
03:24:50
There's these fucking guys again a school shooter like. Yep.
03:24:52
Cap and down I love it.
03:24:54
What's up?
03:24:54
Members of the PTA in honor of my son's 11th grade year.
03:24:58
Today we're going to be making a back to school lunch.
03:25:00
You know what? I'm not gonna be able to fit your bulletproof vest in here.
03:25:02
I just have to wear it early, and, I'm sweating like JD
03:25:05
Vance and Ashley furniture.
03:25:06
He likes to shop at rooms to go down on.
03:25:08
You know what? JD Vance? His favorite kind of couches. A pull out boy.
03:25:11
Sure, everybody likes it.
03:25:13
Back to where we're at from the Fox couch.
03:25:15
Oh, what's up? Adam? I didn't know you had a black girlfriend.
03:25:17
I thought he was gay. Nobody.
03:25:18
It's Adam, and we've not Adam and Steve.
03:25:20
I can say that my Madden creative players. Black.
03:25:22
Nice rambling next to it. I like the clip.
03:25:24
Now that we have a parent, teacher doesn't suck as much as with that.
03:25:27
Holy.
03:25:28
Trying to get some of those giant arts, Mr. Foley.
03:25:31
Oh, I guess I'm trying to get some homo economics.
03:25:33
I can say that my son's game.
03:25:35
Oh, he got caught with Zenz.
03:25:36
Oh, no. No, I'll. I'll take care of that.
03:25:38
Okay.
03:25:39
Oh, yeah.
03:25:40
I got a understand the whole. Yeah.
03:25:41
I'm about to put two zones in and do a Zen laden. Yes.
03:25:44
Like the World Trade Center. Do you not get any reference? Yeah.
03:25:47
If you go see that.
03:25:47
Well no, but you look like Hugh Jackman.
03:25:49
I want to see an X-Man.
03:25:51
I would just watch Algerian boxing.
03:25:53
How the fuck do we not win Olympic shooting?
03:25:55
What do they have? Thomas Crooks on their team?
03:25:57
No, no.
03:25:57
Every good school lunch starts with the brown paper bag, I guess.
03:26:00
Tell your mom I found the one I used to put on her head.
03:26:02
It's probably Inspector Terry.
03:26:03
I guess I do have a brown face fetish after all.
03:26:05
No wonder I thought Justin Trudeau was so hot.
03:26:07
What did you think of that song from, yeah, I just sweating.
03:26:10
Yeah, I feel like I'm competing in the summer. Ozempic.
03:26:12
I lost, like, 5 pounds of water weight and 7 pounds of vodka.
03:26:15
Wait. That's hot. I'm glad you took your trench coat off.
03:26:17
What is our salami? Kamala Harris?
03:26:19
Because it's kind of dark and I fuck super hot rat dicks.
03:26:23
I feel like I'm making lunch for the Ethiopian track team
03:26:25
because it's covered in flies. Dad. No, I'm just kidding, buddy.
03:26:28
They don't eat, you know?
03:26:28
I don't know if Ethiopia has a swim team, but,
03:26:30
they don't have to wait an hour after eating to get in that.
03:26:33
I heard Afghanistan. Did you? Well, in the Olympics?
03:26:35
Yeah. They they mined for medals. They don't win them.
03:26:37
You know, if I want to see the African minors, I just go to his house again.
03:26:41
Now to add a delicious China.
03:26:42
If I ate a low tax officer Steve Chunks, the school resource officer.
03:26:46
Hey, Adam, did you shut the fuck up? We're trying to film here.
03:26:49
I don't know, you got a dog? Oh, he's got a bitch and a female dog.
03:26:51
Oh, let's get this shit out of here.
03:26:53
I want to look at a bunch of vegetables. I just watch the Paralympics.
03:26:56
Yeah, I know you guys were at that Trump rally.
03:26:57
You couldn't got to see the little closer.
03:26:59
Yeah, so he could get shot like that. Would you stop screaming?
03:27:01
You got to make my ears bleed too.
03:27:03
Oh, I'm sure your boxer cocks.
03:27:05
You know, if I wanted to see something hot
03:27:06
and orange, I just watch Reba marathons on CMT.
03:27:09
She's a snack entire.
03:27:10
Hey, do you think the, curtains match the pubic hair?
03:27:13
Snake cocks is hot. Daddy should drink some water.
03:27:15
Yeah, I'm thirsty of them.
03:27:16
Woody Allen watching the Chinese diving team.
03:27:18
Speaking of, do you know why Chinese ladies are such good swimmers?
03:27:21
Because they learn at birth. Bloop! They drop them.
03:27:29
At home, when we.
03:27:33
Oops.
03:27:37
Oh. Oh.
03:27:43
There's a doggy in a cage.
03:27:46
Oh, yeah. Was it.
03:27:51
Why do you.
03:27:51
I don't like them.
03:27:53
Yeah.
03:27:53
I don't know when the first one is.
03:27:59
Because the giant fenced in yard
03:28:00
would just be too luxurious not to teach you the lesson.
03:28:04
How dare you treat people?
03:28:07
Actually,
03:28:09
you know, that's why many have.
03:28:12
They don't.
03:28:15
He would have been fucked up.
03:28:16
Never mind.
03:28:21
That's the shittiest fucking grill I've ever seen.
03:28:23
Because, it's all over the place.
03:28:33
You dog!
03:28:34
Pig is, like, way ahead of them.
03:28:36
Dog is like due to the fact you guys.
03:28:39
Well, you guys,
03:28:42
we don't need to get blown down again.
03:28:46
I really hope this, dog get blown.
03:28:48
Poor pup. Pup.
03:28:54
Give me a little boost thing.
03:28:56
We we don't have to play this.
03:28:58
This is what this one is called.
03:28:59
Okay.
03:29:00
Play it.
03:29:04
Yeah.
03:29:04
Get more like Jeffrey Dahmer.
03:29:05
We'll just raw dog it.
03:29:07
They're black bears.
03:29:08
Nobody will believe me.
03:29:09
Anyways, it was an audible retard.
03:29:11
What are you doing?
03:29:12
We're making sangria. You can't say that. Sangria.
03:29:14
Oh, man, I thought you were down to your mom's friend Brenda.
03:29:17
That her yoga pants to stop. Why can't you stay sane?
03:29:19
You mourn the passing of
03:29:21
OJ, so I can't blame the dad.
03:29:24
Why do you think I like him so much? So you're going to kill Mom and Terry?
03:29:26
Your half, right?
03:29:27
Buck? Terry looks like you're going on gay occasion to Daytona Beach.
03:29:30
You look like, if I if I could get some
03:29:33
more time with my kid, I would ask, sat with Dan Snyder.
03:29:36
I'm gonna be 18. Horny fucking comedian
03:29:40
who wants to take him on a carnival.
03:29:41
I can't go.
03:29:42
You've always been a little more.
03:29:44
Sure, I can't, I can't, I mean, I can I borrow 50 bucks or something ten minutes
03:29:48
straight up off of my mouth
03:29:49
and then spend the next fucking, like, four hours editing?
03:29:52
You fuck off of that volleyball Top gun.
03:29:54
You look like a bunch of bottoms. Why?
03:29:56
They wear jeans? You know what? Fuck volleyball.
03:29:57
Speaking of women's sports, I can't wait for Caitlin Clark to go to.
03:30:03
This fucking
03:30:04
get some of that sex over what I just.
03:30:09
And these ingredients I brought to my court appointed
03:30:11
therapist said you shouldn't be saying things like that.
03:30:13
Fuck that therapist.
03:30:14
Avocado sticks out worse than a black guy at the Masters.
03:30:16
Yeah, they're black people.
03:30:20
Like, I mean, you had a great time during that.
03:30:22
It's like 20 minutes to a half an hour when you film the video with them.
03:30:24
If only you had more time.
03:30:25
But unfortunately, you had to run out and go film you gotta go edit this
03:30:28
for six hours by yourself, alone in the basement.
03:30:32
So posting online just so you can show us how great of a father you are.
03:30:36
Look, I spent time with my kid six hours in a basement and actually,
03:30:40
maybe actually 20 to 30 minutes actually, with the kid.
03:30:46
Did you see what I got in the first?
03:30:49
My favorite was what?
03:30:51
Sabrina? Oh, there it was again.
03:30:54
Come on.
03:30:54
We're going back to reference number 30.
03:30:57
Yeah, you can be too.
03:31:00
Yeah, it sure was. Hell,
03:31:02
her fake gimmick.
03:31:03
Look, this is my cool new playlist thing that I used to do on the show here.
03:31:08
What is this?
03:31:10
Oh, there.
03:31:11
He said this is. This is what he labeled it.
03:31:13
This looks like, Come on, it's version two.
03:31:16
Don't don't mock my coding.
03:31:18
This is an amazing tool that where it just works.
03:31:21
I take our text, I paste it in here, I take our text, listen,
03:31:24
I take our text, I paste it in the top there, extract links and bam!
03:31:28
It makes this for me.
03:31:30
Wow. See?
03:31:32
So we had what my phone already does, or my phone already has a great.
03:31:36
Can I use your phone during the show?
03:31:39
I don't have to get an apple.
03:31:40
You could just.
03:31:42
No, I couldn't run the phone on the show.
03:31:43
You got to be kidding me. It's too small.
03:31:45
Meaning? No, I can't read any of that.
03:31:47
Mac's a mac.
03:31:48
Like I use Johnny Cash water tower Trust.
03:31:51
So I text myself and it just shows up on my computer to just open it up.
03:31:58
I've got to go down.
03:31:59
Anything do. They took it down.
03:32:01
All right, I had it.
03:32:03
I had another guy that was looking like he was peeing.
03:32:11
Gary, should I invite Christina to your bash
03:32:14
or bash?
03:32:17
What? Is there a bash?
03:32:18
Speaking of, invite.
03:32:22
I have a quote from Bob.
03:32:23
Who the fuck is Christina? Yeah. Who's Christina?
03:32:26
How serious is this? Christina?
03:32:28
Your girlfriend is going to be mad.
03:32:30
I don't know if you show up with Christina.
03:32:34
Like, maybe that's what I do know.
03:32:35
That's what I'm saying. Christina could swipe some shit from your place.
03:32:38
Who knows?
03:32:38
She could take some dirt off your floor.
03:32:40
Who knows?
03:32:43
Maybe.
03:32:43
Okay, man, I'm from that.
03:32:45
That video is gone.
03:32:46
You have no idea the quality of person that's coming to the table
03:32:50
with the name Christina.
03:32:51
Do you ever really know the quality of a person?
03:32:55
Yeah, actually.
03:32:56
I mean, technically, I assume everyone's got Down's syndrome,
03:33:00
meat, flesh and bone, but the quality.
03:33:03
In what context?
03:33:07
In any.
03:33:08
If I can, if I can see you and you're like, you're, you're like, you're
03:33:12
you're like, you've got two arms to like, even if you don't have to arms, two legs
03:33:15
if you're able to, like, function and you've got like a head and like a torso
03:33:19
some sort, I would say like, yeah, you're like a head human being.
03:33:23
You're pretty head already.
03:33:24
Human being, quality head.
03:33:27
And I'd still pick bacon.
03:33:31
I don't care.
03:33:33
You guys ever been to Tony's on I-70?
03:33:35
Excuse me. Yes.
03:33:38
BLT with a pound of bacon.
03:33:39
Tony's what?
03:33:41
It's just called Tony, I set Tony's I 75 is, I think, the name of it.
03:33:45
Tony's.
03:33:46
I like somebody that was off the somewhere near Birch run up I 75.
03:33:50
Yeah. Do you want a bacon?
03:33:52
No, it's not up north, but it's up.
03:33:55
Yeah.
03:33:56
It's up and it's north.
03:33:57
Yeah, it's up there I mean. Correct. Yeah. Yep.
03:33:59
Agree. Up and north.
03:34:01
Every item they have on the menu that includes bacon,
03:34:04
even if you just get two, I give me two eggs.
03:34:06
It's going to come with a side of a pound a pound of a side of weight.
03:34:09
Yeah.
03:34:09
Would it be a pound a side of eggs.
03:34:11
Like what are you just gonna buy?
03:34:12
It's just sunny side up scrambled.
03:34:16
I don't know, I mean, if you order breakfast cake
03:34:18
with two eggs, hash browns and bacon usually get, what, two strips?
03:34:21
Three strips, maybe four strips.
03:34:23
This everything I be like Gary said, the order of BLT.
03:34:26
It comes with two slices of bread,
03:34:28
some lettuce, some tomato mayonnaise and a pound of bacon on the bacon.
03:34:32
But, for me to be, one of the one of the most
03:34:36
unique flavors of food that cannot be mimicked is bacon.
03:34:39
And also one of the worst foods for you, period, is also bacon.
03:34:44
The best thing about me?
03:34:46
So help me, devils.
03:34:48
But I'll eat the devil's meat in the meat.
03:34:51
You eat the devil's meat.
03:34:52
I know in the in the event of needing.
03:34:55
Like if you're in a situation where you need sustenance, it's great.
03:35:00
An event in an event that you don't need sustenance.
03:35:03
It's overbearing.
03:35:06
I love bacon when?
03:35:08
Yeah.
03:35:09
As long as you can manage it, it's great when that's like a managed bacon.
03:35:13
Typically people.
03:35:14
Yeah, I can manage it. I'm pretty fit.
03:35:16
Yeah.
03:35:16
People who typically are carry more weight typically look freaking out.
03:35:19
I was freaking you ever had bacon?
03:35:22
And that's your jam? I don't give a shit.
03:35:25
I got dude bacon and I do fucking Dale.
03:35:29
They're just not as obvious.
03:35:30
Oh, yeah.
03:35:31
Bacon jam is pretty good.
03:35:35
I'm, Fat, healthy.
03:35:37
It's good for you. It's better than seed oil.
03:35:38
Yeah. But do we, do we discriminate too much on that vegetable.
03:35:41
The visual.
03:35:42
It's the visual.
03:35:43
It's the, the visual aspect of I like bacon enough.
03:35:46
We can hold a visual moment. It's like a bacon.
03:35:48
Like whenever I see someone who's got it, got that meth look or that heroin look.
03:35:53
Like, you can just tell it's a good shot to try the virus.
03:35:55
Think about it. And you're just like, oh,
03:35:59
like it's.
03:36:00
There's certain things just don't have that.
03:36:02
Don't have a look to it.
03:36:03
And so I feel like there, there's, Is that the look she has it.
03:36:07
No, she's I know it. Look, she's.
03:36:09
Guys Gary would agree with egg roll.
03:36:13
No, no, I know him.
03:36:15
She's not.
03:36:17
She's, Taco Hawaiian
03:36:20
taco, taco burrito, taco egg roll taco taco burrito burrito.
03:36:25
So what? She's literally eating a burrito.
03:36:27
Large piece of me.
03:36:28
That's a piece of rib.
03:36:29
Unless she's like, this is fucking Flintstones. No, dude.
03:36:32
So I'm looking at a burrito with melted cheese covered over all,
03:36:35
completely covering it.
03:36:36
So this isn't a rib.
03:36:39
They call it a diner.
03:36:40
Reader's diner, all ready to be called a diner Rito.
03:36:43
Because it looks like something.
03:36:44
Oh, she's a she is a Mexican. Oh,
03:36:48
she. So it's a Roro.
03:36:50
Oh, she gonna show us her sliding off of that shit?
03:36:53
I can't look it up.
03:36:55
Stone date for. Oh, yeah.
03:36:58
It's stone.
03:36:59
It's the truth.
03:37:02
Bye. Sorry.
03:37:02
I'm in.
03:37:03
This slime mold is very, very good at navigating through the mazes
03:37:07
and challenges.
03:37:07
They designed a nutrient like maze replicating Tokyo
03:37:11
and the Japanese subway system.
03:37:13
So they started in Tokyo, and they put in oats, which is a nutritional source.
03:37:16
They inoculated.
03:37:17
What is on this basic an agar map with all the major cities
03:37:21
and roads around Tokyo, and then makes each of
03:37:24
those nodes had a piece of oat on them, was a source of nutrition.
03:37:28
The main piece of oh, we're Tokyo, put them out and put it in the slime
03:37:32
mold grow.
03:37:33
And then after about 28 hours, it reorganized itself
03:37:38
in the most efficient way possible and reorganized the Japanese
03:37:42
subway system in a more efficient manner than it's designed today.
03:37:45
They said this is a demonstration of cellular intelligence.
03:37:49
Whoa.
03:37:49
So this is the tip of the proverbial mycelial iceberg.
03:37:52
This is, has a broad implications, and I just want people
03:37:56
to suspend their disbelief.
03:37:58
This goes into the evolution of human consciousness.
03:38:00
Japanese are so clever at this.
03:38:02
There's a slime mold called phi. Sorry. Up one.
03:38:05
And this slime mold is very, very good at navigating through mazes and challenges.
03:38:09
They designed a nutrients like the Sheng Tokyo and the Japanese.
03:38:15
I don't think,
03:38:18
I mean, they're just saying that just because the goo can travel amaze
03:38:21
that that must then mean that we have evolved from the goo.
03:38:25
I mean, that's a little ridiculous to me.
03:38:27
It's maybe true, but it's just as if.
03:38:30
Slime mold.
03:38:31
What do you mean?
03:38:32
Design a train system smarter than our greatest engineers.
03:38:37
We're doing it wrong.
03:38:41
I don't think I don't think they're the smartest engineers.
03:38:44
Just because a group that that particular company hired in Japan,
03:38:48
they probably picked them on.
03:38:49
Indeed.
03:38:53
As above.
03:38:54
So below.
03:38:55
And,
03:38:58
I got a, thing rating and just a rating.
03:39:02
And your gallery is above, keep going.
03:39:05
You know, because these of those Gary Andrew show were do,
03:39:12
it's, her way.
03:39:13
We're gonna make it make our dreams come true.
03:39:17
Oh, no. There goes my beer.
03:39:19
Oh, no.
03:39:20
Only funny till somebody fucking gets hurt.
03:39:23
I know when it spilled on my fucking.
03:39:26
Okay.
03:39:27
And we welcome in Gary.
03:39:29
All right, guys, I'm leaving again.
03:39:31
Thanks for having me.
03:39:33
I love that intro that that is now the new intro with the whole
03:39:36
beer spilling and everything I hope is okay and everything is okay.
03:39:40
But I've done it.
03:39:42
I've done it on an AST on a turned on asteroids machine.
03:39:45
I dropped this full glass of water during the show.
03:39:49
You can replay back that show. It's fun.
03:39:51
You can see me do it nice.
03:39:54
And what what happened was I never had the balls to test it,
03:39:57
but I have a little, literally a little better system.
03:39:59
Just.
03:40:00
I have a gutter system under the glass, you know, it's a tabletop arcade machine.
03:40:04
Yeah.
03:40:05
And and I never tested it, but I did that day and it was sure.
03:40:09
I remember
03:40:10
when I went ass over apple cart over the fence
03:40:14
in the graveyard segment and we didn't record it.
03:40:17
Yeah, we stopped and we used to record everything.
03:40:19
Now I don't even do that anymore
03:40:20
because you guys don't upload them, so I just stop.
03:40:22
It was just a waste of time. Yeah.
03:40:25
So if you do want that, you should record your shit locally.
03:40:27
Now, what do you mean? You guys?
03:40:30
Yeah. What do you mean, you people?
03:40:32
Yeah, you. You people.
03:40:34
Ryan.
03:40:35
You the kid? Nobody.
03:40:37
I think you did it about 2 or 3 times and you just stand on that.
03:40:40
I always did it, but you really didn't.
03:40:41
You did it a few times and then stopped to.
03:40:44
It didn't automatically know
03:40:46
you had to stay connected to the app open, and which is stupid, but
03:40:50
yes, I would,
03:40:51
I would even say, now I'll show you photos.
03:40:54
I guess I could have doctored the photos so yeah,
03:40:58
yeah.
03:41:01
Well, so I said, you're going to doctored the photos now.
03:41:04
So I look through here, I have a mesh, I have a Debbie Downer.
03:41:08
Oh, the Ranger show.
03:41:09
The two things that we do is we finish up anything we missed,
03:41:12
and then we try to reflect on our point of view, on the monologue, but I don't.
03:41:19
My problem with the monologue is I don't know what an Adam site is.
03:41:22
To compare. Right.
03:41:25
And I didn't like that
03:41:27
you didn't distinguish between there's a whole group of people that think pre
03:41:30
Edomites are the actual groups that you listed of all the homonyms.
03:41:34
Sapir Boopity poop leaves. Yeah.
03:41:37
But then there's another definition that the pre Edomites are
03:41:40
the actual people that think that religion can exist with
03:41:44
fossils of humanoids,
03:41:47
you know, much older than 10,000 years.
03:41:50
Right.
03:41:50
Did you mention, did you mention that I didn't know
03:41:53
I don't take those people seriously,
03:41:56
but that's where the word came from.
03:41:58
I know.
03:42:00
Isn't that a little dismissive? Yes.
03:42:04
Okay. No,
03:42:07
it's not.
03:42:09
I just wanted to make sure.
03:42:10
So like is the pre animate.
03:42:12
Like is that a good thing or a bad thing
03:42:14
or is that like something that you find positive or negative.
03:42:17
Oh when it comes to your your exploration towards being anti-religion.
03:42:22
Oh it's it's a positive for me.
03:42:25
I mean it's my it's still pointing to religion.
03:42:28
It's not when it points directly away.
03:42:34
It's a way better explanation than my fucking pastor gave me
03:42:37
when I got old enough to be a smart ass.
03:42:39
And I said, well, hold on a second.
03:42:41
How do you explain like dinosaur?
03:42:44
And, you know, if the earth was the it God created, you know,
03:42:48
the heavens and the earth basically, or whatever,
03:42:49
I don't forgot the ordered light and all that shit, right?
03:42:52
How do you explain that?
03:42:53
And he said, oh, well, the devil put those there after the fact.
03:42:57
And then me right there dated that old.
03:42:59
So a primitive might sounds brilliant compared to that.
03:43:04
Yes, it does.
03:43:06
I'm trying to to
03:43:07
offer the best counter examples that I can,
03:43:11
because I have to play my own devil's advocate because you guys retarded.
03:43:17
Or I'm just not interested in not interested.
03:43:22
I know, I know, just because just because something
03:43:25
is the the beginning
03:43:28
doesn't mean it's necessarily the beginning, right?
03:43:31
Like just because the right quotation or because there's a perception of a
03:43:35
beginning, there might be a new era.
03:43:37
There could be a new usher in a new era.
03:43:40
Okay, I gotta say, my baby, I know you made fun of the way I said it,
03:43:43
but I did mention that in the beginning.
03:43:46
Okay, so it was a base party.
03:43:48
Why do you hold that to such a random?
03:43:51
Why do you hold these these truths to be self-evident
03:43:56
for the infallible Word of God be you. You.
03:43:59
You don't trust the Word of God, but you hold these books
03:44:04
that are sacred by God to be the Word of God.
03:44:08
So you can interpret the sandwiches, the Word of God, so you can criticize them
03:44:12
as being the Word of God,
03:44:14
because they're not the Word of God, but they're not the Word of God.
03:44:17
But you.
03:44:17
You interpret them as being in the Word of God.
03:44:19
But they were never the Word of God, and which is man's interpretation of God.
03:44:25
But you like to criticize them as if they're real, but they're not.
03:44:27
But they're real, but they're not.
03:44:29
I love mythology, but Bible is God speaking to man.
03:44:35
No, the to the the tribes of Israel.
03:44:39
Israel.
03:44:41
Were they turtles?
03:44:46
All the way down.
03:44:47
They were men and women, if that's where you're going.
03:44:49
But they didn't.
03:44:51
And your answer was the same as mine.
03:44:53
You just said where they were and what ethnicity or
03:44:58
Israel is more than a ethnicity.
03:45:00
It's like a religion.
03:45:01
Now, I said that backwards.
03:45:04
It's it's less than a religion.
03:45:07
It's more than a right state,
03:45:11
less than a state.
03:45:18
Speaking of Jews
03:45:21
year old, steadily,
03:45:22
millions of killer bees are swarming northward toward the United States.
03:45:26
We have no way to stop the tornado.
03:45:28
We can only try to cope with it.
03:45:30
Giant tremors can still strike suddenly and without warning.
03:45:34
The forces of the earth and the sea may combine,
03:45:38
sending a tidal wave, speeding toward our pockets, and it shows a bit
03:45:41
of DNA spliced into a harmless bacterium could create a deadly germ.
03:45:46
If this shark is capable of committing such savagery on large animals,
03:45:50
one shudders at what it can do to man if the kind of annihilate the beckoning.
03:45:55
Yes. Could we also be at the mercy of her gravity?
03:45:59
Sudden gust of wind in a closed room?
03:46:02
Definitely a gravity in the dead of night
03:46:05
is a physical examples of the ghost reliving its final moments as a human,
03:46:09
given the very real possibility of a catastrophic event,
03:46:13
will we be given time to react?
03:46:15
When the killer I had that shirt and exactly how they will behave
03:46:19
when they get here? I had that shirt.
03:46:22
I had about three of those shirts.
03:46:32
Oh, one more, two more,
03:46:36
you know, must.
03:46:40
Be still haven't established
03:46:41
who Christina was.
03:46:45
Code.
03:46:47
There is, That a beard?
03:46:49
So. Yeah.
03:46:52
Of course,
03:46:53
so forth.
03:46:55
So when it comes to like, again, the.
03:47:01
Adam and Eve, the beginning.
03:47:04
It's not Adam and Steve.
03:47:06
Adam. We.
03:47:07
Why why do you interpret that as the beginning of all versus
03:47:11
just the beginning of one landmark event?
03:47:14
I specifically said it's the beginning of what he was creating.
03:47:17
It wasn't the beginning of anything, okay?
03:47:20
It was the beginning of this rendition.
03:47:24
That's how you interpreted it.
03:47:26
That's how they they relaxed
03:47:28
when man was given logic and reason or whatever.
03:47:32
Humanoid based on the scholars that know the stuff.
03:47:37
And the consensus is that's
03:47:41
it's not the very beginning,
03:47:44
it's now that but it was the beginning of something.
03:47:48
So yeah, it was beginning of creation to the Old Testament.
03:47:51
Right way of getting old creation myth.
03:47:54
There can't be anything before creation.
03:47:58
I'm confused.
03:47:59
There's like some kind of weird paradox thing going on.
03:48:03
No, there there was material that there was water.
03:48:14
Who were these white boys?
03:48:16
Had they got of the answer?
03:48:20
Who is this God twang?
03:48:22
Well, you know, you don't have to be like everybody.
03:48:26
That's also what my pastor would always say.
03:48:28
Every answer you ask, from every philosophical riddle
03:48:31
would always be like, God has a plan.
03:48:36
It's God's will.
03:48:38
I mean, I think as a generalization of this.
03:48:42
Yes, it sure is.
03:48:44
Yeah, it it is really going to happen.
03:48:47
You what?
03:48:49
Yes, it's going to happen to me.
03:48:52
I think hope is for the helpless, the like.
03:48:54
Give me a plan, bitch.
03:48:55
Give me some tools to work with.
03:48:56
Don't just say pray.
03:48:57
Oh, I get the idea of like.
03:49:02
Okay, give me.
03:49:05
A spiritual being.
03:49:06
Oh, maybe this shit is way.
03:49:10
It's not easy.
03:49:11
What is this rap shit's gonna happen.
03:49:13
You know?
03:49:17
Your response, you dumb, dumb idea.
03:49:21
That ain't to be the first one to put it away.
03:49:24
It's a soapbox. So you know
03:49:27
the journey for us to love and trust.
03:49:30
So it is the hope of your life.
03:49:31
You don't have to be like everybody is the one you.
03:49:42
Like you, you, you,
03:49:44
you you don't have to be like everybody is the one
03:49:49
you're following.
03:49:51
Careful who you're following, right?
03:49:54
That's the way I think that you should be leading you
03:49:57
into the valley of the shadow of death.
03:50:00
Right. Nice.
03:50:01
I would call you the shadow of death.
03:50:03
Well, we don't know what that is.
03:50:06
I'll finish up on some good shit because we never did this before.
03:50:09
That just happened.
03:50:10
I got to do stuff and I'm.
03:50:12
Self destruct exploded.
03:50:14
I don't come, but I rise from the smoke sessions.
03:50:19
A new chapter, not prepubescent.
03:50:22
I'm a big boy.
03:50:22
Since I don't think.
03:50:23
Well, I found this not I had
03:50:27
this big and just take the tampon.
03:50:31
Use tampon as a verb.
03:50:34
So many rhymes you think for writers, get gas with water.
03:50:36
Write this because
03:50:38
the government is the federal government's gonna have a lot fluoride in
03:50:41
body, right?
03:50:42
I'm so fired up. Yep.
03:50:45
What's on your body?
03:50:46
It's on, it's on. Trump's freakin executive
03:50:51
brain.
03:50:51
Listening to a forum about you
03:50:54
smoking on the switch.
03:50:55
You got one in the driveway, but you switching down.
03:50:58
What's.
03:51:01
Good.
03:51:02
Shut the fuck up.
03:51:04
I was fucking one from medical to the.
03:51:06
Don't over for that one. Fucking don't
03:51:09
had his own show.
03:51:09
Remember watching that get home.
03:51:11
You only get to take it because people
03:51:14
make you to Bilbo Baggins.
03:51:16
This place. Faith.
03:51:16
And I'm back and drew this back then.
03:51:19
Oh, my phone like a paper napkin.
03:51:20
I trapped it, okay, the number, the ones that I in like that happen.
03:51:25
That just happen?
03:51:27
No. Do you like that? Whoa.
03:51:28
You didn't understand what I was saying, but it doesn't matter, because right
03:51:32
after I was saying some stuff, I was then just making fun of you for not
03:51:36
knowing what I was talking about. So.
03:51:39
Oh. Speaking of which, fucking shit for brains.
03:51:41
But for some reason, reasoning
03:51:43
what I like the most about the show was when the kid and draw.
03:51:47
We're talking about wrestling,
03:51:48
and Brady and I had no clue what they were talking about.
03:51:51
They were was for tuning.
03:51:53
I'm like, the kid knows what I'm talking about.
03:51:55
Yeah, like I had no like like, yeah.
03:51:58
I'm like, okay, I know exactly.
03:52:00
He's going to. Yeah.
03:52:01
Which is brilliant because of the Linda and I were up
03:52:05
and you guys just what into Hogan because that Linda Hogan chick came out.
03:52:08
She just came.
03:52:09
She just dropped that video, like, within the last, a couple of days.
03:52:12
Just kind of talking about her marriage and shit.
03:52:15
And so just lined up perfectly that my man was on.
03:52:20
Schools talking to children.
03:52:22
What the fuck is you doing?
03:52:23
Talking to these babies about what?
03:52:26
What are you.
03:52:27
How do we get here at this point?
03:52:30
America?
03:52:31
We got guys a problem that clearly we can see now what it is.
03:52:35
All the money and resources that you get, getting myself.
03:52:38
America is being everywhere.
03:52:40
The most dumb, weird question
03:52:43
I see saying when it was a little bit easier said no transphobia.
03:52:46
I just love it. That I just heard.
03:52:47
I don't give a fuck about all that cause hey, this is Montana Way.
03:52:51
Music posted.
03:52:52
This is where
03:52:54
I try to turn Charlie the Douche talk about.
03:52:58
You just gotta ask the question, are you still talking to me, bro?
03:53:01
I don't answer my question to him.
03:53:03
You said that rant of the week to Charlie, bro.
03:53:06
You're right.
03:53:06
I tell you that. I'm just.
03:53:07
You got I ask you a motherfucking thing.
03:53:09
You ain't got a response. Let me talk to Charlie.
03:53:12
Now. You.
03:53:13
Charlie's just sitting there going, I'm not.
03:53:15
I'm not me. This is my show. This is my show.
03:53:17
Why are you telling me shit, dawg?
03:53:19
Not to say he started all wrong.
03:53:20
Well, I don't know, chick to tell me about you.
03:53:23
Well, sir, I was like, sir, but now that I was so you.
03:53:27
Somebody says sir twice like that.
03:53:28
That's not what they really mean. Okay. So. No.
03:53:31
So what?
03:53:32
Why are you all okay?
03:53:34
Let's see. Well, how am I here? Really?
03:53:37
Yeah.
03:53:37
With the extreme pass phobia that you're doing,
03:53:41
why are you so fat?
03:53:42
Like, your verbal language was fucked up.
03:53:45
All this stuff is
03:53:47
what made you the moral authority over her.
03:53:50
Any fucking body talk. Don't.
03:53:52
Who? Well, I from the enterprise. Who?
03:53:56
Who made you the moral authority to tell anybody how to talk?
03:54:00
Where the fuck do you get your positioning?
03:54:03
So tell anybody I wait now.
03:54:07
I didn't think so.
03:54:08
That's the Charlie the Duck question.
03:54:12
Please stop talking to me.
03:54:13
I'm saying that homeless phobia with you.
03:54:16
I don't know what you're talking about.
03:54:19
Trans deez nuts renege on the N-word like
03:54:23
you kind of have to work through trick.
03:54:25
Trick like you.
03:54:26
Literally.
03:54:26
He, like, takes money from artists
03:54:29
because of how much influence he has in the city.
03:54:32
And it's almost like a grift, really.
03:54:35
But, that's just how much influence he has, like over the culture
03:54:40
down there, the where if you're going to perform somewhere
03:54:41
and you're a rapper, that you kind of need to have a good in
03:54:45
with church again if you don't, you you really don't perform here locally.
03:54:48
He's actually prevented our artists from performing in the city.
03:54:53
It really is weird.
03:54:54
But, what's going on in Newcastle County, Delaware,
03:55:00
where there are two people
03:55:01
right in front of the Apple Casino visit Apple before.
03:55:05
So? So let's watch. Here we go.
03:55:08
Oh, I hope you see me, honey.
03:55:10
There's a way to get him.
03:55:11
Make sure you get.
03:55:13
There's a woman that's laughing.
03:55:14
What is she filming that other TV? Is that
03:55:18
it's not in the new studio.
03:55:19
That's in studio.
03:55:21
I know because some people are filming on their TV so they can claim that.
03:55:24
It's weird how that works.
03:55:26
It's my house.
03:55:27
It's my TV I want. Yeah, with the same with cable.
03:55:29
If I feel my TV, it's okay. I own the TV.
03:55:31
Once the cable electric symbol computer signal goes into the TV, it's mine.
03:55:35
If I screen capture my computer, it's illegal.
03:55:37
But if I. If I film my TV, it's not illegal.
03:55:41
It's not copyright, right?
03:55:43
It's weird how that works here on TV.
03:55:46
Do what you can, and if it doesn't work, just try it again.
03:55:50
But if you do it right,
03:55:52
you'll be kicking back at night saying, yes, I'm living the dream.
03:55:56
I am Steve.
03:56:03
I am Steve.
03:56:07
Was I supposed to mash this up?
03:56:08
Because, I am Steve. I'll do it for you.
03:56:11
Working on myself. Steve.
03:56:13
Still do the creative mind you, you need you need to watch it.
03:56:18
I get out of teams.
03:56:19
Am I the only Steve with the boys in my jeans?
03:56:22
I can see there. Steve.
03:56:24
You thought you can't play at your house every summer at some happiness,
03:56:29
you go skinny Steve. You be the best, Steve.
03:56:31
You could be
03:56:33
in this show about Steve, Jeff,
03:56:35
or even go, Leonard Nimoy.
03:56:39
Jerry trying to get Alex Trebek right.
03:56:43
You'll be kicking back, like, saying, what if I hit this?
03:56:45
What's the play? Dream?
03:56:47
I, I like that better.
03:56:51
And Jeff.
03:56:54
And Steve, fluff Jeff
03:56:58
and fluff Jeff.
03:57:01
It's awake when I'm awake.
03:57:04
I've stolen from to attack.
03:57:07
Well,
03:57:10
we may have, Oh, you're doing some.
03:57:12
What is that? No chicken.
03:57:13
Is that your chicken coop?
03:57:14
Live chicken coop, electric.
03:57:19
Dear live chicken coop, ask him.
03:57:23
I am a stream straight man.
03:57:26
I am a straight man.
03:57:28
It does not sound like it's. Try that again. Oh, yeah.
03:57:31
I am a somewhat free man.
03:57:34
I have not read this, but I did read the first line
03:57:37
ahead of time just a second ago.
03:57:42
And we can just
03:57:44
dive deep into just this first sentence right here.
03:57:47
I am a straight man who met and fell in love
03:57:51
with a transgender girl. No.
03:57:54
Oh, cool. He.
03:57:57
Wait. I'm confused.
03:57:58
As a transgender girl, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know,
03:58:02
because if he's a girl, it's a transgender girl.
03:58:04
That would mean it's a boy. It's a man.
03:58:06
Looks like a man.
03:58:07
Well, he says straight, so it must have a vagina still, right?
03:58:10
Straight doesn't mean anything anymore.
03:58:11
Because if you're a transgender woman, the straight,
03:58:15
drenched girl that has turned into a boy, that's why he's still straight.
03:58:18
Because he's fucking a vagina. Still, right? Is it?
03:58:21
That's what he means by that.
03:58:22
I am a straight man who met and fell in love with a transgender girl.
03:58:27
I'll call Eve,
03:58:29
but Eve is like a
03:58:30
girl's name, so there must mean a way from a boy to a
03:58:33
girl.
03:58:35
I don't I don't think it even matters if the penis is still there,
03:58:38
if they even had one, I.
03:58:40
But I don't take, I don't know.
03:58:42
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
03:58:43
I don't know if that Adam and Eve is a fairy tale story. He.
03:58:46
I don't know if he means I was a smart man.
03:58:50
Mythology.
03:58:52
But it also could be real.
03:58:53
I were once, I once was a straight man.
03:58:56
But then I met and fell in love with the trans right?
03:59:00
Right.
03:59:01
But then things changed.
03:59:03
What he means is that what he. Yeah.
03:59:05
So if one person is looking at the trans sitting
03:59:09
in, another person is running by looking at the trans, right?
03:59:12
Maybe they're a man and a woman at a different time.
03:59:15
There's no such thing as now, so there's no such thing as man or woman.
03:59:20
Could come back
03:59:22
to your flag.
03:59:23
Okay.
03:59:24
I am a straight man.
03:59:27
I am a straight man who fell in love with a transgender.
03:59:32
No, wait. No, you.
03:59:32
Mr. Comma, I'm a straight man.
03:59:35
No, there's not a single comma in this entire first sentence.
03:59:38
I am a straight man who met and fell in love with a transgender girl.
03:59:41
All call Eve.
03:59:42
We dated for almost three years, and then he did the color.
03:59:46
Even I was like, well, because that was her name, faded.
03:59:50
No, that was not. That was the post name.
03:59:53
But we dated for almost three years and they were.
03:59:56
And they.
03:59:58
Okay, sorry, I thought there were three years.
03:59:59
That means they had sex. For sure.
04:00:02
I thought they were they that me? Me.
04:00:03
But we had dated for almost three years and they were the happiest of my life.
04:00:08
You know, that time we never once had an argument, so they're probably both
04:00:13
dudes.
04:00:14
Yeah, they to watch sports and fucking talk shit about women.
04:00:19
It's great.
04:00:20
Except for the sex. Gay sounds awesome.
04:00:24
So there's a great, great.
04:00:25
Yeah. Although he said love. Is it? Yeah.
04:00:28
Yeah, I do like, I parallel steel jokes because I watch a lot of movies in there.
04:00:33
I couldn't tell you who said that. You're made the other dude.
04:00:35
None of my jokes.
04:00:36
No jokes are of another road driving down the road and be like, hey, remember that?
04:00:39
Remember that thing you said, like, for
04:00:41
like a couple of years ago that really pissed me off?
04:00:43
No, no I didn't.
04:00:44
I'm a dude.
04:00:45
Oh. Never mind. Okay, let's just.
04:00:46
Because you're driving down the road
04:00:47
and I'd say a thing to each other and listen to the radio.
04:00:50
Yeah.
04:00:52
Sounds one.
04:00:52
Yeah, except the
04:00:57
I like that.
04:00:58
I like sex with women.
04:01:00
You know, that time we never once had an argument.
04:01:02
Okay, here was here's where he divulged some of the trendiness.
04:01:05
She said I had given.
04:01:07
She said I had given her strength, her the strength
04:01:11
to come out to her family and begin her transition.
04:01:15
So confused, though,
04:01:16
I was planning to ask her to marry me, so she must still be a woman
04:01:21
if he's a dude because they're going to get married.
04:01:25
That's evidence there.
04:01:26
Without any indication that anything was wrong.
04:01:29
She dumped me one day and weeks later began dating her friend,
04:01:34
another trans girl, whatever that means.
04:01:40
He did or she did walk.
04:01:42
I will
04:01:44
the post writer or the trans.
04:01:46
It is Eve did Eve well that's cold, but that's normal.
04:01:51
That's normal again, is it though? Two two.
04:01:54
Two. Wrong. Never mind.
04:01:56
No no no I'm saying if a
04:02:00
so you're born a man with a penis and the right chromosomes and testosterone
04:02:04
and all that shit, and then you say something's wrong and you change
04:02:07
and then you're like, wait, I'm a lesbian now, and I'm attracted to women.
04:02:12
That's.
04:02:13
You made three lefts to go, right?
04:02:15
And you're right back where you started.
04:02:17
No one thing is like, there is such thing in your world as, like, reverse polarity.
04:02:22
But it doesn't work with, like, regular polarity, right?
04:02:27
You know?
04:02:28
Right.
04:02:28
Like, no, I don't know, two outlets instead of a plug.
04:02:31
You're saying, I don't know.
04:02:32
Row 17 left, snow maker. Right?
04:02:35
I want to know, though, that it bothers me that the transgender
04:02:38
that is a woman is now attracted to women is that that's what you said, right?
04:02:42
You don't know what it was, though, because I don't know.
04:02:44
Whatever. They're both pretending to be women at this point.
04:02:46
So that means that they both want a woman.
04:02:50
Why didn't they just say stay straight over the transgender girl?
04:02:53
And then there was another transgender girl.
04:02:55
So whether it's two dudes that are pretending to be a chicks
04:02:58
or two chicks pretending to be dudes, it's on the same level of, do you think that
04:03:03
they have this perception that just being a heterosexual, a happy, normal couple?
04:03:07
And I'm sorry I used the word normal is so boring
04:03:10
that they just reach out to anything that might be different.
04:03:13
No, I, I think in that general sense, it's like they're so disgusting
04:03:17
to most people that they'll take whatever they can get.
04:03:20
Yeah. And so yeah, later. Crazy.
04:03:23
Oh it is what it is it.
04:03:24
No, it just happens to be what it is.
04:03:26
And oh that's a chair of whether it's a chick or a dude.
04:03:29
Whoever wants to fondle me, let's roll.
04:03:31
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
04:03:33
There is. Okay.
04:03:34
I wanted to walk away and take time to heal, but even main
04:03:38
maintained that I was important to her
04:03:41
and we should could remain friends for the next few months.
04:03:44
We tried with her new girlfriend.
04:03:46
Girlfriend treated me like I was a threat while I was emotionally hurting.
04:03:50
She seemed to take intense pleasure in showing me how happy they were together.
04:03:54
It eventually led to friction, and now my ex thinks
04:03:58
I caused it because I was jealous.
04:04:00
Or because what? Hold on. I'm missing some shit.
04:04:06
So, as you know, the trans girl,
04:04:09
you wonder what going to take over here.
04:04:11
But bitch said she was important to her.
04:04:13
I didn't want her to, like, walk away forever.
04:04:16
So next thing was, you try to be friends with the new girl.
04:04:20
Friends here too. Like she was shit.
04:04:22
So she was emotionally hurting and seeing as opposed to showing me
04:04:24
how happy the okay, the girlfriend, the new girlfriend to convince
04:04:28
the ten year old showing how happy the new couple were together.
04:04:32
It eventually the friction and now my ex thinks I caused it it what?
04:04:38
Because I was jealous cause the friction.
04:04:40
Okay, so she cut off all contact with me.
04:04:43
I'm here.
04:04:45
So good, I said by here.
04:04:47
She absolutely needs my support.
04:04:50
But when?
04:04:50
But when the time came to get back, I was abandoned.
04:04:56
I worried I will never trust anyone again and I don't know how to get myself back.
04:05:01
Can you help Sam?
04:05:04
This explains most of it sound abandoned in West Virginia.
04:05:08
I don't know, talking to you,
04:05:10
it sounds like it's three dudes.
04:05:13
I say start a podcast.
04:05:17
They should just all be straight.
04:05:19
They should have stayed straight.
04:05:21
That's a great.
04:05:22
That's a good answer to you.
04:05:25
We have more religious talk.
04:05:27
These comments
04:05:30
Nikki call us all gave you.
04:05:32
That was fucking brilliant.
04:05:34
You could not.
04:05:38
You could not have written a better joke.
04:05:40
Holy shit.
04:05:41
That is the joke of the joke.
04:05:44
To wrap it up, right?
04:05:46
That is. Holy shit, that was brilliant.
04:05:49
Ryan's back to the third period might, said Brady.
04:05:52
It could be real because I said it. It could be real.
04:05:55
Seriously?
04:05:55
You believe a human woman was created from a rib bone?
04:05:59
No, but I believe that a bunch of people wrote a story before they knew,
04:06:02
like molecular technology, right? Yeah.
04:06:04
It could have been anything they could have.
04:06:06
He could have taken his semen.
04:06:08
It could just be a.
04:06:09
Yeah.
04:06:09
I don't know what my point was, is it was 6 to 10,000 years ago.
04:06:13
I wasn't there. I have no idea.
04:06:15
So I'm not going to claim to it's my agnostic.
04:06:17
When I considered genealogy at the time, you know,
04:06:20
it's a reasonable, logical copout.
04:06:24
And then he said, of all the things that never happened,
04:06:26
that never happened the most, Adam and Eve.
04:06:30
Yeah.
04:06:30
Again, I just think that it's a it's a
04:06:34
it's an analogy for when we had a perfect world, we were just like the animals.
04:06:39
We just did what we were told.
04:06:40
Not by God, not by some law, but just by instinct.
04:06:43
We didn't care about frivolous things. We didn't gossip.
04:06:46
We didn't even have a logic and reason of any sort.
04:06:48
So we were, to me, what I think animals were like.
04:06:50
We just went about our business and then we came upon an option.
04:06:54
You know, like, you can keep living this way and be happy.
04:06:56
Happy and bliss.
04:06:56
The Garden of Eden forever
04:06:58
or I can give you this little extra step, this knowledge and reason.
04:07:04
Fine.
04:07:05
Boom! We want it. Give me the apple.
04:07:07
And then we've been punished because it's just like ying
04:07:09
yang with the good and knowing a little bit of things.
04:07:12
Then you also have to feel
04:07:15
the counterweight.
04:07:16
And I don't know if that's true. That's just a believer's point of view.
04:07:19
You know, the best life, like the best life lesson stories
04:07:22
are the ones that are more based on metaphorical truths.
04:07:29
What's a metaphor?
04:07:29
The ones that.
04:07:32
Sheep in relation to just them.
04:07:36
What's the metaphor?
04:07:36
I said, you know, and then I said, sheep,
04:07:38
you know, because they hang out in the meadow.
04:07:39
What's a metaphor?
04:07:43
I don't know if they have.
04:07:44
I do, however, believe the Noah story. Why?
04:07:46
Because there's some evidence.
04:07:49
But see, with two humanoids from 10,000 years ago
04:07:53
where we don't even know where it would be.
04:07:54
What evidence do you expect to find to prove Adam and Eve?
04:07:57
It's kind of unfair. The ark, the the just.
04:08:00
No, I'm not I mean, no, yeah.
04:08:01
Obviously we we've talked about that. I agree there was a flood.
04:08:04
It just wasn't the whole world. It was their whole world.
04:08:06
It wasn't the whole world. It was just there. Right?
04:08:08
It was the it was the historically known world animal.
04:08:11
It was two of if the most important animals are what you would just
04:08:15
what you would need animals not just, oh, every single animal.
04:08:19
No, it's like two.
04:08:20
That could also be a, parable of some type, you know,
04:08:24
not an actual thing, because you pig, do what?
04:08:27
The stuff they're finding these chambers in Egypt
04:08:30
I just
04:08:31
watched, Who's the guy that does bright insight?
04:08:34
I can't think of his name, but he does a lot of Egyptian things.
04:08:36
He's still doing a club called Black Teepee.
04:08:39
Great guy. Watch his shit. He's.
04:08:41
He's really good.
04:08:41
But he's found a bunch of cavernous things underground.
04:08:43
And he said he they went down to explore them.
04:08:46
And he said from his point of view, there's no way
04:08:47
you would live here comfortably, ever in your everyday life.
04:08:49
This was some kind of bunker Armageddon thing.
04:08:52
So just like the Ark, it was probably an analogy for
04:08:57
protect your shit, get your seeds together because the world is about to flood
04:09:01
or and or ice Age or whatever, and you may have to be
04:09:05
in little caves for the next ten to 10,000 to 1 million years.
04:09:08
For all we knew.
04:09:10
So I don't think there may
04:09:11
have ever been an actual ark that seems they all seem ridiculous to me.
04:09:16
If you actually look at them
04:09:17
from a today's modern, really realistic, logical point of view.
04:09:21
All of them obviously seem ridiculous,
04:09:24
but that doesn't mean that they didn't happen to me.
04:09:26
It's not I mean, I don't I wasn't there naive.
04:09:29
Probably.
04:09:33
You know, all seem ridiculous.
04:09:34
I would think that there's really
04:09:38
dams and natural floods like in this. No.
04:09:42
Oh right, right. Flooding.
04:09:43
So wait, so I just said
04:09:44
the Noah story sounds ridiculous and you summed it up to flooding, right?
04:09:49
It's like a superhero story.
04:09:50
It's just it's folklore. At some point.
04:09:52
I just think making a boat that size because probably
04:09:55
because he got some type of foresight,
04:09:57
because he was smarter than other people and realize, shit,
04:09:59
this thing is going to happen.
04:10:01
I'm going to it's or there's, it's there's evidence that it's going to happen.
04:10:06
Let me build the boat. Noah was Jewish.
04:10:08
He didn't have foreskin.
04:10:09
I'm just saying foresight. I mean.
04:10:14
Chicken attack.
04:10:15
Well, the chicken tried to play with the cock in the box.
04:10:18
I was only one cock.
04:10:19
Where you chicken shit!
04:10:21
Now get the hell out of here! Scram, scoots.
04:10:24
Get skedaddle. Side boy.
04:10:26
Much bumps in the chicken for getting out of harm's way.
04:10:29
He flew through that tree, got slung down into the ground right here.
04:10:32
He says there's only one king of the hill.
04:10:34
Chicken little gets scared from the continental powers
04:10:37
as that branch snaps up and slaps in the twigs as he heads off
04:10:41
to another town, looking for another cock to disarm the chicken,
04:10:46
he said, cock in her ass.
04:10:49
That's the best.
04:10:49
And then I was kicking it like this, kicking it off repeatedly,
04:10:52
and the animal just kept charging
04:10:55
the other you.
04:10:56
It keeps charging you. You just got to keep kicking.
04:10:57
Then I was kicking it like this. Kicking it? Yeah, but.
04:11:00
Damn.
04:11:01
But do.
04:11:08
But the,
04:11:08
We also have other stories we had do do drone.
04:11:12
A drone will actually come and pick up your dog's
04:11:14
poop for you to get that due to being due to drone,
04:11:18
you know, do we have one right.
04:11:20
And by the way, these are all these were all actual April Fool's jokes.
04:11:24
The Milwaukee County Transit System
04:11:27
decided to have a nonstop daily bus service
04:11:30
from Milwaukee to Japan.
04:11:35
I don't know if that's possible.
04:11:37
You don't know if it's possible.
04:11:39
You do know that blood is red now, though, too. Right?
04:11:42
Before we go on the show, I have to know that you know,
04:11:44
the blood is red on the inside of your body.
04:11:48
That's that's your vein.
04:11:49
You're looking at.
04:11:52
I look at you.
04:11:53
Show me the blood that's coming out of your hand.
04:11:55
No, that's from my puppy.
04:11:57
Honestly. Look at this. You.
04:11:59
Yeah, that's.
04:12:00
Doesn't look fun at all.
04:12:01
Is your puppy a cat?
04:12:03
Does look like.
04:12:04
Oh, it's a puppy.
04:12:05
It's got puppy teeth. And, I play with my dogs.
04:12:08
I don't know, I'm not.
04:12:08
I'm no pussy, all right, but, Yeah.
04:12:12
Do you think it's a good idea to use your hand as a play toy?
04:12:15
It just.
04:12:16
It is what it is. There's no there's no.
04:12:19
You got to teach them. And it's too young.
04:12:21
They're too young to understand.
04:12:23
And it just is what it is.
04:12:25
Bushes has a new bean.
04:12:27
It's the bushes. Jelly bean.
04:12:32
That was the last one I had.
04:12:35
It's either play with the dog or don't play with the dog
04:12:39
a lot.
04:12:39
I don't know what normal people do read, right?
04:12:41
I just don't play with the dog and try to, like, use
04:12:44
a toy and just run away from it when the like starts to bite.
04:12:47
Like this.
04:12:48
But I know the dog's going to play like this.
04:12:52
Did the same shit with my parents.
04:12:53
How's he going to play?
04:12:55
Asked. Like, what?
04:12:57
Just bites a lot.
04:12:58
It's nipping a lot and they don't understand, so you have to slowly
04:13:01
let them know versus good, good positive reaction, negative reaction.
04:13:06
And from the looks of your hands, it looks like it's working out really
04:13:09
well so far. Well there it's she's a puppy.
04:13:11
She's fucking like six weeks old or six like
04:13:15
yeah eight weeks old.
04:13:17
You know, like she doesn't understand.
04:13:19
So you have to it's a slow grooming process.
04:13:22
The positive reaction, negative reaction and so you're grooming you
04:13:26
just you either don't play with the dog at all.
04:13:29
That's not what I thought dog grooming meant.
04:13:32
I am up on Sky on the Ferry Bridge.
04:13:34
One of the legends that happened here, an unnamed clan chief of clan McLeod,
04:13:40
fell in love with one of the fairy princesses and asked
04:13:43
Oberon, king of the fairies, for her hand in marriage.
04:13:46
He refused, but his daughter kept pleading with him
04:13:50
and he relented, no condition that they could only I think he hug her.
04:13:55
Then she had to return. I think he sent me as well.
04:13:57
So one year passed and it was time for the fifth time.
04:14:01
There's definitely some quantum time chief of Clyde
04:14:04
MacLeod, their most prized possession to this day.
04:14:07
The fairy finally came back with the fairy flag.
04:14:11
You could not lose if you went into battle,
04:14:13
but you could only need the fairy flag.
04:14:15
Let's have a wee raise. You show your face like.
04:14:20
Let's go for a wee walk on the bridge.
04:14:22
Yeah, I don't know.
04:14:23
That was just one of our.
04:14:24
Here's the fairy for.
04:14:26
How were you?
04:14:26
I can I can prove it to you because the clip was in the, group chat.
04:14:31
I've been drinking this the entire time.
04:14:33
I had six of them.
04:14:35
Yeah. The moon.
04:14:35
I have the.
04:14:36
My seventh is overrun because I ran out of my hoga.
04:14:40
Clip. Yeah.
04:14:42
I don't.
04:14:44
How fucking weird.
04:14:47
That's one happening more and more to me again lately.
04:14:50
For a while it was happening for quite some time.
04:14:53
My girlfriend and I, there was so many just ironic,
04:14:56
weird instances that just kept piling up.
04:15:00
And we just every time when a new one happened,
04:15:02
we would just laugh about it and we'd be like, that's just so weird.
04:15:05
This is so ironic.
04:15:07
How happy?
04:15:07
Like we would say a word and then the song we're listening to
04:15:11
or something on the radio or something, and the TV would say the exact same thing,
04:15:15
or there'd be just some weird, nuanced thing, and it's just
04:15:19
it's just a weird nuance, but it's got to be happening.
04:15:23
Ancient aliens.
04:15:24
It stopped happening for a little while, and it was very hit and miss for a while.
04:15:29
But recently it's been coming back and it's been coming back pretty strong.
04:15:34
And it's again, it's just an odd coincidence, but it's it's
04:15:37
it's a weird, odd coincidence.
04:15:39
And if you like the idea of there being more than just an odd coincidence,
04:15:46
it's kind of intriguing to be something connecting it all.
04:15:50
I don't know, kind of electricity.
04:15:51
Why did they say it's a mystery
04:15:53
how the pyramids were built, when it's obviously just
04:15:57
before this bitch talks?
04:15:59
We always need to hear this first.
04:16:00
When we talk about Horse-Drawn
04:16:02
busses, we're not really talking about horses drawing busses.
04:16:08
Why did
04:16:08
they say it's a mystery how the pyramids were built
04:16:11
when it's obviously just big bricks in a triangle?
04:16:17
Who are you?
04:16:18
Who invented civilization?
04:16:21
Did the Mesopotamians have any of the same things that we have today?
04:16:26
Ancient people invented currency to make life on Earth easier,
04:16:29
but in doing so,
04:16:30
they inadvertently invented capitalism, which is going to kill everyone.
04:16:34
Sorry, that's not a question.
04:16:36
It's just something I read on Twitter.
04:16:37
Okay, you, the big bricks, the triangle.
04:16:43
It's brilliant.
04:16:44
It is, isn't it? Really?
04:16:45
I mean, the bricks don't even look that big.
04:16:50
We assume it's the same environment
04:16:52
you had, but it's being fixed in a triangle.
04:16:55
It's like. Oh, yeah.
04:16:56
Am I stupid to think that
04:16:59
if it was so long ago that maybe even gravity was different?
04:17:02
What if the bricks weren't as heavy as they were back then?
04:17:05
So my my brother had a it's I don't think it's an original thought,
04:17:09
but my brother had a theory when it comes to the aspect, there's no such thing
04:17:13
the like earth back in the day when it came to the Nephilim
04:17:16
and shit like that, or just the Giants, it
04:17:21
the fact that a more oxygen
04:17:23
rich, environment is going to
04:17:27
breed larger species because they're able to,
04:17:31
because the nitrogen is really kind of the poison
04:17:33
that's in the way the dinosaurs, though, not Nephilim giants.
04:17:37
Or you think there were giant people
04:17:39
along with giant reptiles, if you again, if it makes it makes sense, it's.
04:17:43
Yeah. Right.
04:17:43
So if you have they were giant birds, reptiles, mammals, more things were more.
04:17:49
Yeah, right. Things were more abundant when it comes to plant life.
04:17:52
And so plant life was breathing oxygen more
04:17:55
probably bigger trees.
04:17:58
Right.
04:17:59
And so you have a situation
04:18:00
where maybe you could breed larger human beings do due to that fact.
04:18:06
It's possible.
04:18:07
Yeah. I just I think we weren't there.
04:18:10
There also is what we talked about a long time ago was the whole King Kong
04:18:15
aspect to where you, the physics
04:18:20
you can only have so large of a being
04:18:24
before it starts in this environment though, right?
04:18:28
I mean, if it was, I guess so, yeah.
04:18:30
Fuck. Right. I forget what exactly it was.
04:18:34
I'd have to look it back up, but, they're basing it on our laws of.
04:18:38
Yeah, sure, I would assume so. Right.
04:18:41
But maybe not.
04:18:42
But I would assume so.
04:18:45
What's the topic next week? Zero gravity.
04:18:48
It would matter, right?
04:18:50
Asshole. He.
04:18:51
You had a mic drop moment, but he didn't give us any topic.
04:18:54
He never does.
04:18:55
And which is bullshit. Which is why Penta crossing the
04:18:59
aid of a loss or inevitable.
04:19:02
Why? How long ago did you make this picker wheel
04:19:06
like a month ago.
04:19:09
Last night.
04:19:10
You have no idea what this means.
04:19:14
No, but you do.
04:19:16
Was it their loss or was it inevitable?
04:19:18
I have the fucking Penta.
04:19:19
I had this penta character. Or is it funny?
04:19:22
I had no idea who he was other than he reference.
04:19:25
Penta is a girl's name too.
04:19:27
It's a pentagon was the original thing.
04:19:30
But because that's like the devil.
04:19:32
Yeah.
04:19:34
So he but also there was copyright.
04:19:36
So he was in foreign,
04:19:41
he's Mexican, he was in foreign entities
04:19:44
in Mexico and in Japan wrestling.
04:19:47
So he had a chain.
04:19:48
He was a Pentagon.
04:19:50
And then he changed his name to Penta L zero
04:19:55
or whatever.
04:19:55
There was a bunch of different Penta El zero sounds pretty sexy the same.
04:19:58
It was essentially the same character,
04:20:00
but because he had to change his name because there was copyright infringement.
04:20:04
So now that he's in WWE, in the fact that they can't use
04:20:08
devil worshiping shit, it's just Penta.
04:20:13
So initially they went to, him and his brother.
04:20:16
I think it's his real brother, but his brother is Rey
04:20:20
Fenix, Fenix, Fenix I don't know.
04:20:22
But mask very much like you know who Rey Mysterio is.
04:20:27
Rey Mysterio
04:20:29
Wrestling I'd say no, but
04:20:32
this similar like mask, whatever was there, was he ever again?
04:20:35
Was he ever in the video games?
04:20:37
Yeah for sure.
04:20:39
He's probably the most notable
04:20:42
Mexican wrestler ever.
04:20:44
And he's still wrestling, which is incredible.
04:20:47
See the dude, they all wear that mask, though, right?
04:20:50
Yeah. That's how the Mexican ones.
04:20:53
It's hard to come across to an American audience when you're wearing the mask,
04:20:56
but it's also gives you longevity because you can't you don't show your age.
04:21:00
You know?
04:21:02
But,
04:21:04
so Penta just recently came to the WWE and they're not doing the
04:21:08
they're just kind of throwing him in there.
04:21:10
But he's charisma in a sense.
04:21:15
But I just don't know if they're going to do anything great with him.
04:21:17
And he initially was doing fine in the other organization, which was a but,
04:21:23
the dude's just a billionaire son, and he's just throwing money
04:21:26
at whatever the fuck he wants whenever he wants.
04:21:28
And, my man wasn't getting his justice.
04:21:31
And so but there there's also been complaints
04:21:35
about the style of wrestling that they do because it's just more flip flop.
04:21:38
We die. We do, and here we go.
04:21:40
We're going to have an unrealistic fight that looks cartoonish.
04:21:43
That's kind of what the Lucha Bros.
04:21:45
Wrestling, but I don't, no, that's not what it used to be.
04:21:48
If you go back to Stone cold the Rock, that's not necessary early.
04:21:53
What it used to be there used to be a cause and effect, a rhyme and a reason.
04:21:56
It wasn't just. I'm going to. I'm not.
04:21:58
I'm going to dive off of this thing just to dive off of it for fun.
04:22:01
Because the porn had storylines to it.
04:22:04
But then I'm not going to actually, like pin you after doing this for like, this.
04:22:09
Amazing.
04:22:10
See, it's we live in an Instagram society now where people scroll in two seconds.
04:22:14
This two seconds there, they don't want to game.
04:22:16
It's a video game.
04:22:17
It's my brother and I used to do when we played wrestling video games.
04:22:20
We'd always dive off the top rope 100 times. And then.
04:22:22
And do those moves translate well to three second clips and shit,
04:22:26
and then you just kick out? Yeah, yeah, pretty much.
04:22:28
And that's what's funny because that's what some of the dynamic of,
04:22:34
as far
04:22:35
as what that the, the content is actually worth
04:22:38
and what the rating is, because the actual televised rating is not the greatest.
04:22:44
The online engagement is through the roof.
04:22:48
But online
04:22:50
engagement can be manufactured. So.
04:22:57
It's kind of interesting
04:22:59
because like, some nominal shit that happen,
04:23:02
we'll get like.
04:23:06
I don't know, this woman.
04:23:07
Just try to fuck this poll like three, 3 to 5 million views.
04:23:12
Like the clip will get 3 to 5 million views,
04:23:15
but like, the television show won't get 3 to 5 million views.
04:23:20
Viewers.
04:23:23
It was like a penis.
04:23:26
Everything looks like a penis to you.
04:23:29
It does look like a penis.
04:23:31
Like a it look like a giant penis.
04:23:33
Just try to fuck her. She just try to fuck that whole
04:23:37
set up
04:23:39
dude. Shit.
04:23:41
You have a dress?
04:23:41
The women are stupid, dude, I've done that.
04:23:46
I've done that.
04:23:46
Trying to hop a fence with loose jeans.
04:23:48
And I learned my lesson. Yeah, right.
04:23:51
She got lucky, actually.
04:23:53
Otherwise she would have busted her fucking face.
04:23:55
Yeah, yeah, she's lucky that she's lucky.
04:23:58
The middle part of her skirt grabbed it because if it would have went up.
04:24:01
You know what you know? You know what I'm saying?
04:24:02
Thanks. First, although she was kind of preparing, but.
04:24:05
Yeah.
04:24:05
Oh, she got both sides of the skirt.
04:24:07
Yeah. So you want it got both sides. You just got one.
04:24:10
It may have not Mr.
04:24:11
lucky as fuck. What did she think was going to happen?
04:24:14
She was before she jumped off.
04:24:15
She was a frog. For, leap frog.
04:24:18
She thought she was going to leap frog. It.
04:24:21
Now, I've played every clip.
04:24:24
Sorry, I didn't mean it. That.
04:24:27
But now we have,
04:24:28
all our drops have Tourette's.
04:24:33
Nope.
04:24:33
I just took a sip of my beer and rock sideways.
04:24:38
Bullshit.
04:24:40
Did I give?
04:24:43
Fucking bullshit.
04:24:45
Fucking asshole.
04:24:46
Merry Christmas, motherfucker.
04:24:49
That's a bitch.
04:24:50
Fucking ass bullshit one.
04:24:54
This is the one fucking bullshit,
04:24:59
you worthless pile.
04:25:00
Shit!
04:25:01
Why are you yelling?
04:25:06
I need this one.
04:25:06
Yeah. Gary. Color.
04:25:08
Okay, Gary, here we go.
04:25:09
Shit! Piss! Fuck! Hancock. Sucker!
04:25:11
Motherfucker!
04:25:12
Is that enough, or shall I go on? Good side.
04:25:15
Now you go.
04:25:16
Fagot, jabber fagot fagot.
04:25:19
I'm quiet now.
04:25:24
Mr. Brady and Josh.
04:25:26
Brady and Gary.
04:25:28
As above and so below.
04:25:31
They call me so close, Brady.
04:25:33
And for sure we're doing it our way.
04:25:37
We're gonna make it make our dreams come true.
04:25:39
Brady.
04:25:40
And don't show it Brady and draw.
04:25:43
It's their show now Brady draw.
04:26:04
This.