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In 54321.
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Oh oh.
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Number 98.
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I started it and it said.
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Having trouble with your connection.
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And it didn't play the intro, but it looks like we've started.
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Let me see if I can play it here.
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Time is now 10:01 p.m..
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Do you know what your antediluvian life expectancy would have been?
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Hi, I'm Gary, and welcome to Fladge Rants Live.
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The answer is about 70 years.
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And, today the topic is inter antediluvian.
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And it's the the prefix anti not anti.
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Same.
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If you remember your third grade grammar class,
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antecedent is the part of speech
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when used as a part of speech is what the pronouns refer to.
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Before pronouns became a dirty word.
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But if you got a little further in your education,
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you would have found out that antecedents is just a fancy word for cause.
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And, people
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in the philosophical world use antecedent a lot.
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And it's not to be pretentious.
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It's really,
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it's to, the.
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Up and then a bunch of other things.
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It's not one direct cause, but there are several antecedents.
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So that's a little background to what anti is.
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And alluvium means, the flood, the great flood.
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There are a lot of flood myths around the world,
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and I've been covering Genesis for a while now.
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And I'd like to get past chapter three, if I could today.
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Last week we did, pre Edomites.
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But antediluvian covers.
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The pre had a mythic, era,
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the geological era of the pre Edomites
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and also the atomistic
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geological era or, you know, time frame.
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And now I've mentioned,
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the Denisovans
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and the, the, Neanderthals
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and it was interesting, you know, to,
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to dig up the antediluvian,
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pardon me, the, the Denisova Caves and.
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I hope I didn't just cut out, but we found some jewelry in the Denisova
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Caves in Russia that were, drilled
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at a very high, RPMs.
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And so it's curious
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how intelligent the Denisovans were, because we know
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Cro-Magnon or Cro-Magnon, as we might call it, on this continent,
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are our most direct descendants.
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But those are Homo sapiens.
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Those are basically us,
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our our direct predecessor.
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But there's an interesting
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correlation between the the Kings list
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and the ages of the antediluvian in the Bible.
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It is so curious that their life expectancy
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was 7 to 900 years,
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and our current life expectancy is one tenth of that.
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Now, what I believe
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that was what what makes sense to me
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that that would be
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simply a different way of measuring years.
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Maybe they're counting seasons.
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Even my great great grandfather
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probably didn't have a perfectly accurate birth certificate.
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And the further back you go, the less,
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you can rely on the record
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keeping. So.
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I kind of want to get into
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the names for God.
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Now, Yahweh
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is Abraham, Abrahamic God, the original name, and Yahweh
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is, Tetragrammaton with no vowels.
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So we're probably not pronouncing it correctly, but
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it translates to, Jehovah our Lord.
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Also,
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El means God and El
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Leon the God Most High.
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Think about how close and similar Leanne is to Elohim.
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Just an interesting thing that I wanted to point out.
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So, But
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Leanne is Hebrew for God Most High.
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The Tetragrammaton is Yahweh.
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The the current correct pronunciation is Jehovah,
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and it's got there's a lot of, there's half a dozen a Jehovah,
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because that they usually throw in a descriptor like, Jairo, Rafa, Nick.
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Also, El has a half a dozen,
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descriptors after it, like El Shaddai.
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But the, the, the original, the,
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the real name for God is Adonai or Adonai
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and the I,
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I'm not sure which I think is I don't I,
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but that that would be the, the correct,
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Hebrew pronunciation of
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the God Most High.
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In, in Islam, it's Allah hac.
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In Hinduism it's Brahman.
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Greeks called them Jew.
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Zeus the, the Roman, it's called them Jupiter.
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And the
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Mesopotamian folklore called him on.
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And this is just the chief god.
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Now. Even Zeus had a father.
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Kronos.
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And, of my point here
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is I just wanted to to
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to introduce to you that you should know what you're talking about.
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Like when we're talking about God and I, I know I bash the concept of God,
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but there's there's good reason Yahweh
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started out as a regional storm. God,
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and he went head to head against Baal,
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which was a.
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Which was the Babylonian, sin thing.
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And they had to keep one upping each other
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and having their,
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their chief god being greater than their conquerors
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or their, neighbors, most high God.
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So they had to get more and more and greater and greater attributes
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so that they could be better than their neighbors. God.
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But Yahweh was never
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intended to be
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a monotheistic deity.
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Just keep that in mind.
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It's just important.
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I think it's important to know,
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so after the 900 year
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lifespans, the the population of planet Earth
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before the flood, the great flood,
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which I think was probably.
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Well, there have been a lot of cataclysmic events in the past
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that wiped out, and life,
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the life that did survive had
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to follow this very tiny bottleneck.
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And it it changed the way
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life was.
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I mean, of course, the dinosaurs ruled the earth for hundreds
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of millions of years,
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and we didn't show up for another 100 million years
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or 70 million, whatever it was.
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But it was a long, long time.
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But cataclysms keep knocking out the the population
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and the population that that sprouts up that next cycle
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takes on a different form
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each and every time.
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Best podcast ever.
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Really. Brady.
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That's a little early for that.
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So the population before the flood was around 750 million.
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We didn't hit that until the 18th century.
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I kind of want to talk about
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the, pre the alluvium
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societies that we hypothesized about that
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we kind of made up, but we've got some evidence.
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Of course, I'm talking about Atlantis now.
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Augustus Young called it Moo.
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And moo is a Greek,
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a letter in the Greek alphabet.
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Don't read texture.
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Crap.
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Moo means, micro.
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It's, the Greek letter mu is also used to express a lot of,
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mathematical constants like population mean or frictional coefficient.
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But, James Churchyard church word.
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James church word hypothesized
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that Lemuria was a land bridge that connected Madagascar
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with, Indonesia.
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And and the reason he got.
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Well, he called it mu like,
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that, Paul John called Atlantis
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because it sounds like it's the same thing now forth and the emerald tablets,
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according to Billy Carson, and I can't I can't stress this enough.
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Billy Carson is not a credible source.
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He's got a lot of believers, though.
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His followers are pretty crazy.
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But I'm pretty crazy myself, so,
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church Ward hypothesized that there was a land bridge
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that connected basically Africa and India,
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technically Madagascar and Indonesia,
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but that there was a land bridge from there to there.
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It's not that much water to get to the the nearby continents.
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And that would explain why the lemurs were similar
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in India and Africa or Madagascar, or at the very least.
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So that's why they called it Lemuria.
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So that Adamic
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era was also called
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the tertiary sub period or geological era.
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We've already done
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the pre automatic, era
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and we've already done tertiary as a topic on the show.
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So let's move right along to the Gnostics.
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The Gnostics didn't call themselves the Gnostics.
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Gnostic. Gnosis means knowledge.
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And and the Gnostics had I'm very interested in the Gnostics.
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However,
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their main thing was
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the knowledge of spirituality,
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spiritual knowledge and
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if that doesn't sound like an oxymoron to you,
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or if that sounds like it's a coherent phrase.
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We do not agree.
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Spiritual knowledge can't be a thing.
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That's
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stupid, but it's not sex.
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Had these secret schools,
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and that's where I get as above, so below from.
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And you probably knew that.
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And if you didn't, now you do.
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But the Gnostics had a very interesting
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take on this Genesis story.
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As I pointed out before,
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Yahweh tells Adam that if he eats from the the fruit from the tree
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of the knowledge of good and evil, he done that day, he shall surely die.
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The serpent says, you won't die.
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You'll just, know things that God doesn't want you to know.
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He ate the fruit, knew the saints didn't die.
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So who was lying?
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Who's telling the truth? Who's the good guy? Who's the bad guy?
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So the Gnostics say,
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this Yahweh fella, they called him yell bells,
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and he called the watchers
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or the, the Nephilim.
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The giants. There were giants in those days.
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And also after the they had a WB period,
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they called those the Archons
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and, they were all horny.
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So they banged, human women and had giant babies of their own,
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like Gilgamesh, 17ft tall.
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So there were giants in those days.
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And also after.
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So, other interesting things
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that, I looked into today, the, the this week anyway, was
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there are seven days in a week there, seven continents on the planet.
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There's seven seas.
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What's the deal? All seven.
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40 days and 40 nights.
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40 comes off an awful lot.
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And I'll just mention one of them.
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Moses's life can be broken down.
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2 to 3 sets of 41st 40 years.
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He was raised by Pharaoh.
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He was found by the princess and raised
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as, Egyptian royalty.
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He saw a,
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a Hebrew slave being mistreated.
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And he killed the guard that, beat him.
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And so he was sent out to the wilderness for, became a shepherd
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and started a family, you know, got married, started family.
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And that's, you know, he had Joshua, his son.
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So those 40 years, he just, you know, raised a family and was a shepherd.
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His final 40 years was the exodus where he led the
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Hebrew people out of slavery
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and ended up lost in the wilderness for 40 years.
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The Ten Commandments, Mount Sinai, all that fun stuff.
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And Joshua ended up, leading them to the the Holy Land.
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So there was that.
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But the reason this was,
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interesting to me
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that the Gnostics thought that
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the creator of the earth was a demiurge.
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Now, a demiurge simply means maker or, craftsman.
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So not not not a terribly evil, not an evil god,
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but not an all knowing, all powerful god.
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So, so it makes a lot more sense to have this flawed
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earth that we find ourselves in.
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If a demiurge created it as opposed to the one true God
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and the the people to try
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to, wake us up or,
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expose our divine spark
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or the serpent and Jesus himself.
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So there's that.
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And,
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I have one more thing about Prometheus.
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If you don't know the story of Prometheus, he's one of many
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chained strongman, myths
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and, and very
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much like the chain strongman stories of both Samson and Hercules.
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But in the Prometheus case, he,
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was punished.
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Pretty much similarly to that, that, the Moses story,
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except,
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his punishment was seems pretty unjust.
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What he did was he gave mankind fire.
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He Prometheus gave humans
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the ability to make fire, and fire was a god thing.
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The gods were allowed to have fire, but not people.
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But Prometheus broke the rules.
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Just like.
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And will broke the rules when you.
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You made us little too smart.
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Just like the serpent broke the rules by telling us about good and evil.
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Just like Jake.
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Oily Josh
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broke the rules
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and was treated as a heretic.
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So his punishment
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was being chained to a rock where a bird would
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eat his liver and it would grow back every day.
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And that was his torment. That was his torture.
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Well, today we have a very special
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we had a very special guest star lined up, a celebrity guest.
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We had, Val Kilmer.
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He was going to be on the show, but, something unforeseen has come
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up, and, he.
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So breaking news.
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This just in.
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LeVar Burton stepped up at the last minute to take his place.
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Roll the clip.
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Brady.
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Hi, I'm LeVar Burton, and this is LeVar Burton.
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Reads.
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In every episode, I handpick a different piece of short fiction.
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And I read it to you.
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The only thing these stories have in common is that I love them.
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And I hope you will, too.
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Yo. Season ten
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of the LeVar Burton Reads podcast has been such
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an incredible experience and
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I get to cap it all off today
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with a giant of fantasy,
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horror, and speculative fiction.
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Some of the most indelible moments as a reader for me,
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have come at the hands of today's author.
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Now, I doubt if you need me to tell you
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who Stephen King is.
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He has written and continues to write
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some of the most popular books in American fiction.
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I mean, The Shining, Misery,
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It Carry the Stand, plus
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just reams of short fiction.
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The story that I am going to read today was originally published
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in ten House and appears in Stephen King's short fiction collection
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The Bazaar of Bad Dreams, available in paperback from Pocket Books
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and in audio format from Simon and Schuster Audio.
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Now, I've read a couple of stories this season that, in my opinion, grapple
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with our human desire for control in our lives.
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A new coastal choice has been issued.
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We wish we could have made in the past,
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or the choices we wish we could make in the future.
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I'm thinking of the wishing pool about a woman who makes wishes there.
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Oh, can you love
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and care about the wonder
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of the world we know and trying to change the actions
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our original world.
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Remember this knife?
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Catastrophic weapons failure
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and broke.
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Broke right off.
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Oh, wait. That's backwards.
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Yeah, it would go together like that, but, it will not cut.
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It will never work.
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But also, we were throwing knives.
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This one got a little curlicue on it.
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This used to be all pointy and now it's all curly.
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Curly like you.
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Oops.
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But that wasn't even hard.
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And that was a railroad spike
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that, that curled.
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But I had a great party.
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I turned 51.5.
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It was my half birthday, and it was, really, really fun.
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And now, after we play,
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we're gonna have our middle one.
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Did you have a happy birthday?
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Yeah. Happy birthday.
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That's the American custom of.
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You actually celebrate your asshole's birthday.
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That's halfway up.
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Oh, there you go.
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What was the invite? I didn't,
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it was last week
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during the show, but I think you were,
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Yeah, I like.
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I didn't get it.
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I don't know, I didn't get a direct invite.
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I don't know it.
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Yeah.
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Yes, you did.
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Yes, yes you did.
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I even said you were long overdue.
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You can't.
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You can't say you were invited. You ghosted.
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That's that's called. You ghosted it.
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I was not officially invited, nor was I told the time nor a place to show up.
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I mean, I really I could consider that in a non invite.
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Did you invite who told you you're over?
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You're.
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You're sort of me inviting you
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verbally engraved invitation
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live on in front of an international audience
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and also for having a follow up text,
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trying to guilt you into showing up by telling you your long overdue.
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There was
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no I thought you talking about on the disc golf course
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know you know darn well Joe, I was having you.
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I'll get you into the conversation.
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Jughead started the conversation about just golfing Sunday
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and Gary went off about draw.
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Long overdue. And it's like, yeah, I haven't disc golf in a little while.
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You're right. It
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no, the party is that
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that's all I would like to invite you.
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Yeah. That's right.
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After the monologue, I believe last week.
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Yeah. I don't think so.
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I formally don't it.
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Well, it was recorded, I formally I formally RSVP'd
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no during the show.
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No draw.
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You you ghosted me again.
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Wasn't I'm still got your cookies.
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You were like I hope nice.
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I do still have your goddamn cookies.
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I'm like a year ago
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from over a year ago.
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They're five moldy.
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Just give me some new ones now.
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They'll never mold.
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No, they're good forever, though.
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Last longer than cockroaches.
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Hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate.
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So after after we play.
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Draw in the draw is Jerome and Georgia.
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Draw. Go.
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I've got some interviews and the very first one out of the gate.
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Wait.
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No, it's the last one, because we're doing reverse.
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The last one ties in with the LeVar Burton deal.
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The my whole monologue was supposed to be,
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like, coherent and then together,
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and I don't know how I ended up with disconnected
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buckshot all over the place, but that's what it looked like.
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Did you know that Jesus is hidden in the very first word of the Bible?
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Genesis one one begins with the Hebrew word
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Beresheet, meaning in the beginning seems pretty normal.
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What did he say?
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Yeah, you say bear shit
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word better meaning in the beginning seems pretty normal, right?
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But let's compare this to Proverbs eight.
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In Proverbs eight, there's a character personified called wisdom, and it says in
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verse 22, the Lord possessed me the beginning of his way.
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So he's not saying that wisdom
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was there from the beginning, but that wisdom is the beginning.
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It's used to turn active tide.
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Paul reveals in first Corinthians 124
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that this wisdom character from Proverbs is actually Jesus Christ.
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And guess what?
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The same word right sheet is the very first word used in Genesis.
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So bare sheet and require a Bible or sheet to read in Christ.
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God created the heavens and the earth.
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Jesus didn't come in later.
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He was there from the very first word
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to old duh.
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Ryan says that
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that guy has a level of entitlement never seen before.
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Yeah, seems to be correct.
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He needs he needs an engraved invitation.
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No dispute.
00:26:45
I agree.
00:26:47
I was like, yeah,
00:26:49
that'd be nice.
00:26:49
Yeah, bring it down from outside.
00:26:51
So how does utter disappointment and left out
00:26:55
in this feel so.
00:26:59
Could you're where's there disappointment?
00:27:02
I'm sorry.
00:27:05
I assumed that you were bringing it up.
00:27:07
It was out of disappointment.
00:27:10
No, it was out of anger and hatred.
00:27:12
Oh, that's even farther, right?
00:27:14
I hate, hate, hate hate hate hate hate hate hate disappointment is like a medium.
00:27:19
Hatred is more of a high.
00:27:23
You know, a high,
00:27:26
high.
00:27:26
I go pick up.
00:27:28
I was so high. So,
00:27:34
I. Yeah.
00:27:36
Oh, yeah.
00:27:38
We did much worse in this case.
00:27:40
I had low expectations.
00:27:42
1000.
00:27:47
Did it come in pretty early with that?
00:27:51
Nice.
00:27:52
I dude, I did just roll up to, my hotel here.
00:27:55
I have some stuff to bring in, and then we'll play the game.
00:27:58
But, I guess the only clue would be I.
00:28:01
I came close to.
00:28:06
I'm going to come until you up. Yeah, right.
00:28:08
A potential UFO sighting.
00:28:11
But there were no tickets available.
00:28:13
So, Reno, you're in Roswell.
00:28:18
So you guys on the other side?
00:28:21
Okay, see, we see
00:28:22
we shouldn't play till at least we have.
00:28:25
No, what's the videos on?
00:28:28
Oh, new game I do.
00:28:30
I do have a new game related to, one of the Jesse clips.
00:28:34
What in the hell is Jesse talking about?
00:28:45
That's that's very specific.
00:28:47
We could do that.
00:28:47
Yeah, well, let's play the first Jesse clip, which is the last Jesse clip.
00:28:52
While we're waiting for George to get into his hotel.
00:28:55
All right,
00:28:57
so you know, when you say the first one, that's the last one.
00:28:59
That's the first one.
00:29:03
Right.
00:29:05
It's going to be wrong.
00:29:06
Is it this one? Yes.
00:29:09
All right.
00:29:10
Fabulous, fabulous audience.
00:29:13
Is it nine hair cut.
00:29:17
Wait. He said cut.
00:29:18
I'm confused.
00:29:19
Yes. I start with cut.
00:29:20
And this one.
00:29:23
It was a reflex.
00:29:24
Well, look how nice that sign looks.
00:29:26
That's sharp.
00:29:27
Can I can everyone read that?
00:29:30
I know what it says.
00:29:31
Look at that shit.
00:29:33
Yeah.
00:29:35
Broad daylight. Cut
00:29:38
positions, though.
00:29:39
Fix it in post.
00:29:41
We. Everything goes love
00:29:44
everything. Okay.
00:29:45
Can you edit the dog out of there?
00:29:46
I want I asked to talk about a topic.
00:29:48
I did the fun.
00:29:49
I can what I have to do before you start, you guys. So
00:29:54
to me,
00:29:55
I'm going to talk politics, which I can't help with you right now.
00:29:58
Okay?
00:29:59
And when I say I'm going to talk, that's that's a misnomer.
00:30:02
You can always distracted from life by what is currently politics.
00:30:07
So we hear all these people hanging out here tonight or having, Hold on.
00:30:11
Yeah, it's a great conversation. We'll start over.
00:30:14
We have to.
00:30:15
But every time your phone buzzes, I'm going to rewind it
00:30:19
up here. Okay.
00:30:20
Did you feel it?
00:30:21
So we hear all these people out here tonight or have any amazing blown me up.
00:30:26
So we hear all these people hanging out here tonight
00:30:29
are having a amazing time with each other.
00:30:31
Yeah. Go read about.
00:30:33
Was he paid to say that?
00:30:35
It was an amazing time.
00:30:37
But you guys still have your clothes on?
00:30:40
It was still amazing.
00:30:40
Science camp. He said it was nice.
00:30:44
Two women in into these like old Catholic belief system trenches
00:30:49
where everybody's right or wrong, black or white and everybody's fucking.
00:30:54
Whoa, whoa, what about the Indians?
00:30:57
It's ridiculous. Why? Just black and white?
00:30:59
Why is he so it's all the get all the little
00:31:03
you want to include the little brown people matters.
00:31:05
No, the ten little.
00:31:06
And it's a wait away from me.
00:31:08
Yes. This is like okay up because people are using the
00:31:11
The matrix analogy like take the red pill and wake up.
00:31:14
And I'm like, if you're fighting against okay,
00:31:16
I heard an expression today, remind me to ask again later.
00:31:20
I heard this expression orange pill today.
00:31:24
I've never heard that before.
00:31:26
Little yellow pill is, mother's little helper.
00:31:30
We call them mellow yellow Valium.
00:31:33
Low volume. Part of the value.
00:31:35
Good. Right. Value. Hey, are you okay? Yeah.
00:31:38
Fighting with each other.
00:31:39
Value 5059. In our country.
00:31:42
It's ridiculous that all of this shit go.
00:31:45
It's all to get votes.
00:31:47
None of this smoking mirrors.
00:31:48
Shit matters.
00:31:50
One. And it's a false dichotomy.
00:31:53
Yes, this is like I'm cracking up because people are using the
00:31:56
The matrix analogies like take the red pill and wake up.
00:31:59
And I'm like, if you're fighting against the side,
00:32:01
you're part of the matrix dealer, motherfucker, right?
00:32:03
I'm not. I'm taking the Black power.
00:32:05
They just say everything is wrong.
00:32:09
Everything is bad.
00:32:10
So it's out to get.
00:32:11
What the hell was Jesse talking about?
00:32:14
What's pretty obvious to me.
00:32:16
Okay, the next one's a little weaker.
00:32:19
Hand.
00:32:20
You ask a question, and then you just write over it.
00:32:24
Yeah, I'm pretty sure that he was obviously saying
00:32:27
that if we would work together, we could achieve greater goals than if we
00:32:32
bicker and nitpick about the little things,
00:32:34
especially when somebody else is pointing at the little things and saying,
00:32:38
be mad about this. Look at the other side. Look at that.
00:32:41
They've got orange shirts on. Look at them.
00:32:43
They have blue shirts on.
00:32:45
Yeah,
00:32:46
the false dichotomy that I was talking about,
00:32:48
I was always told though, which again,
00:32:50
you could also just drift off into another false dichotomy is that
00:32:53
it isn't Republicans in Democrats or black and white.
00:32:57
It's the elite 1% against everyone else.
00:33:01
See, if we were losing,
00:33:04
losing, what does this look like?
00:33:06
An equal sign. You live in America. You won.
00:33:09
What do you mean, losing?
00:33:13
But what sign?
00:33:14
Equal sign.
00:33:16
It does now.
00:33:17
Oh, so you froze.
00:33:19
You froze there with your equal sign.
00:33:20
It was perfect.
00:33:22
Yeah, I got a lousy signal that I.
00:33:26
I'm gonna 5g.
00:33:27
I don't know what's going on. Oh, it's windy.
00:33:29
There's windows in the signal world.
00:33:31
I don't get it.
00:33:33
I don't know, I don't rely on wireless cellular signal.
00:33:37
I got a big, thick.
00:33:39
I look like that hype coming right to my house.
00:33:42
You should get a big, thick copper pipe coming to your house too.
00:33:44
I say pipe loosely. It's not an actual pipe,
00:33:48
but you know it's a wire, but
00:33:49
it seems like a pipe compared to your sprinkling Wi-Fi.
00:33:52
All right, so you think in Nevada,
00:33:56
is that where Reno is?
00:33:58
Yeah.
00:34:00
Then yes.
00:34:02
Okay.
00:34:04
It makes sense.
00:34:06
That's where area 51 is.
00:34:10
I don't think we should play till he's actually.
00:34:13
Okay. Go next. What the hell?
00:34:16
Just be talking about that.
00:34:18
Wait, wait. Okay.
00:34:20
I just wanted to say you realize, like, you're much higher.
00:34:22
So Utah is now the what?
00:34:26
Only near here.
00:34:29
Yeah. Not here. Man.
00:34:30
I'm here in first state to join us. Here.
00:34:32
You get much higher because, like, water systems go there.
00:34:35
Sign to bill yesterday.
00:34:36
Coming that much hydrogen.
00:34:38
Secretary Robert F Kennedy Jr has criticized adding fluoride.
00:34:42
Did you hear it? Water.
00:34:42
Even though many health groups say I heard it helps promote tooth decay.
00:34:46
The ban is set to take effect in May.
00:34:49
Did you
00:34:49
hear that Utah is going to ban fluoride?
00:34:53
Yeah, which I think is awesome because I'm not a scientist.
00:34:56
I'm not sure I don't understand why we ingest it,
00:34:58
but without getting into a whole health debate,
00:35:00
because this is not a medical show. This is not medical advice.
00:35:02
This is not legal advice.
00:35:04
Why am I wearing this jacket?
00:35:05
This is not, financial advice, doctor,
00:35:09
but it's a great that Utah is going to take it out.
00:35:11
Now, we can, as a sub experiment,
00:35:15
see if they become if their children become smarter.
00:35:19
Like because I've seen people equate it to any heavy metal in your body like lead
00:35:22
and it makes kids, you know that R-word.
00:35:27
Oh, I started
00:35:29
yes, that's exactly what I was trying to.
00:35:35
I think that,
00:35:37
Mormon and Moron are so close
00:35:41
is are similar in more than just spelling.
00:35:45
Also, speaking of stupid,
00:35:47
did you notice that I read I read your text
00:35:50
in my monologue that said, don't read the text in the monologue.
00:35:53
Did you realize that was the game that I was playing?
00:35:55
I knew you would do that.
00:35:59
Do you realize some idiot left my my window open?
00:36:02
I've got to go close it.
00:36:03
It's very unprofessional.
00:36:05
Yeah.
00:36:07
All of you are very unprofessional.
00:36:13
More dog and vibrating on this.
00:36:15
Next.
00:36:15
I can't wait.
00:36:20
Should I play the next Jesse one?
00:36:23
Yes. This is Jesse.
00:36:27
Everybody that's not watching.
00:36:29
Not the bald guy on the left, but the, guy with very long.
00:36:32
I don't think I've ever seen Jesse without a beanie on.
00:36:35
I didn't realize he had hair.
00:36:38
If, if George was here, he.
00:36:40
Or maybe he's too close to this guy to to make fun of his hair or love his hair,
00:36:44
but I think he'd be saying I'm like, are you kidding me?
00:36:46
Jesse has the most marvelous hair ever.
00:36:48
To have heard.
00:36:50
It's pretty insane.
00:36:53
It's kind of,
00:36:55
it's a little bit of an effeminate a feminine cut, though, at the moment.
00:36:59
Looks.
00:37:00
It's cut short, around long, with cut short.
00:37:04
It looks like that chick
00:37:05
from friends or the cousin on the Brady Bunch.
00:37:09
Oliver. Remember Oliver?
00:37:11
He probably nobody remembers Oliver.
00:37:13
And it's a reference that one person out of the ten people watching remember.
00:37:21
I have a 15 minute I Gary monologue.
00:37:25
If he ever walks away for more than two minutes, I'll start playing.
00:37:28
It just takes over the show.
00:37:30
He's there on the group moment.
00:37:32
The topic is actually,
00:37:37
that's a fantastic flannel you got there.
00:37:39
That, that's that's a heavy duty.
00:37:41
That's like a coat.
00:37:42
It is. It's it's warm.
00:37:44
I wish I was wearing it right now.
00:37:46
It is cold out here.
00:37:47
We see the way your guys's eyes look close.
00:37:49
The way the eyes look like.
00:37:51
The way your eyes are closed.
00:37:51
It looks like you're about to kiss.
00:37:54
Okay. And.
00:37:58
And antediluvian.
00:37:59
It's not the the prefix anti.
00:38:02
It's not against the movie. It's Atlanta.
00:38:04
And so what?
00:38:06
Why did you go with anti instead of pre
00:38:09
this.
00:38:09
That's what it's called
00:38:12
the the People Abroad convention.
00:38:15
The pink venture that the so did was it.
00:38:18
I didn't understand the topic didn't really
00:38:21
go into it too much.
00:38:22
I was really just curious why I entered.
00:38:24
The Libyans look to be 700 to 900 years old and we live to be 70 to 90.
00:38:28
It doesn't make sense.
00:38:30
I think it was part of the blessings of the old world that we send out or
00:38:33
send our way out of. From a believers point of view.
00:38:37
Take that.
00:38:38
I have to take that viewpoint
00:38:39
because there's nobody else here that's going to do that,
00:38:41
and that doesn't make sense.
00:38:43
So some
00:38:44
some would say that our atmosphere is more nitrogen
00:38:46
than it used to be, used to be more oxygen.
00:38:48
And so things were people and things would grow better, last longer.
00:38:52
It would, it would make a little sense if you're talking about different species
00:38:57
that are extraterrestrial, like Archons or Nephilim.
00:39:02
It was believed that the Atlantis civilization was like the,
00:39:07
you remember that cantina and cantina scene from Star Wars?
00:39:11
A new Hope episode for no.
00:39:15
What's what movie? What scene?
00:39:17
You know,
00:39:19
episode four of Star Wars.
00:39:22
Steven Spielberg were at the bar.
00:39:24
Yeah. When they're at that bar and
00:39:27
no, Steven Spellberg, I think,
00:39:30
no, it's George Lucas.
00:39:32
I don't want to do this, Gary.
00:39:34
I don't want to do this, but I have to.
00:39:38
Night.
00:39:41
But that's.
00:39:43
It was a conglomeration of a lot of different extraterrestrials.
00:39:46
Screens.
00:39:47
That's that's like, the best information I've got is,
00:39:50
Atlantis was not one intelligent race.
00:39:55
It was several.
00:40:01
How many?
00:40:02
Several.
00:40:05
Several.
00:40:05
It has to be more than five,
00:40:09
but less than many?
00:40:12
Fewer than many?
00:40:14
No more.
00:40:15
As you said, fewer and fewer is three and four always.
00:40:20
It was 3 or 4.
00:40:21
It could have been 3 or 4, but it probably more like five six and not fewer.
00:40:25
But few, I guess, would be the right.
00:40:27
Oh yeah, a couple, a few.
00:40:29
And then what many?
00:40:32
If we put the numbers
00:40:34
and I don't hear some yes or no answers to the guesses, I'm going to lose it.
00:40:38
Yes. Okay.
00:40:40
So now I know this is your first time watching the show.
00:40:42
Welder 6978.
00:40:44
But if you say something like that, all George is going to do is go.
00:40:50
I'm. I insist, I'm not going to say yes or no
00:40:52
because I can't wait to see you lose it.
00:40:56
All right.
00:40:57
So that was not a very productive comment.
00:41:01
Think okay then,
00:41:03
so did you know that one of the earliest words
00:41:06
ever was the word one?
00:41:09
And it's more it's, more similar
00:41:12
to other phonetic where we say the word digit.
00:41:17
This it's all perfect, but digit there was one.
00:41:20
One was one of the first words, you know,
00:41:23
and the other one was zero one.
00:41:26
So zero didn't come for a long, long time after.
00:41:30
Well, I don't know. Five. Correct.
00:41:33
Just one not being there was what it was.
00:41:35
They just didn't know what it
00:41:36
they didn't know what to call it or they didn't call it any concept.
00:41:40
Why would you call that.
00:41:42
No, they had no concept of nothing wrong.
00:41:45
Wrong.
00:41:46
Because as soon as they came up with the word one there,
00:41:49
they knew when one or digit was not there,
00:41:52
they just didn't understand that concept because they have no concept of nothing,
00:41:56
which means they have a concept of everything.
00:41:59
Whoa, that's not how that works.
00:42:01
No, I think it does. It has to.
00:42:04
It has to work.
00:42:05
This might sound profound to you, but it sounds stupid to me.
00:42:09
I just go on.
00:42:11
I'm more of a bumbling.
00:42:13
The topic this week is that you can't say a word like that.
00:42:17
What is it?
00:42:18
I know you mentioned it about a gremlin here.
00:42:21
Grandma.
00:42:23
Grandma?
00:42:24
It'll be other.
00:42:25
It'll be the next clip I worry about.
00:42:27
You're slurring.
00:42:29
We know the moment, the current blah blah blah blah blah.
00:42:32
Anthony, stop raping that dog in the background.
00:42:35
The prefix no, it's not again.
00:42:37
Oh, jacked into the whole party, Anthony okay, so before
00:42:42
deluge, there's a there's a flood.
00:42:45
So before the flood, before Noah's flood, the principal.
00:42:49
Right. Yeah. Okay.
00:42:50
Or any last cataclysmic event, the Younger Dryas event was probably what
00:42:55
they're talking about. We're
00:42:58
potty trained.
00:42:59
All of a sudden, the youngest dry event seem like a global flood to someone
00:43:03
you know. No, no, outside of 12 miles.
00:43:06
But all the earth and everything they know floods.
00:43:08
And I name younger.
00:43:10
And it's got raised right nose guy and dry.
00:43:13
Why didn't they have an Older Dryas and the Younger Dryas?
00:43:17
The Younger Dryas? Yeah.
00:43:19
You mentioned,
00:43:22
12 mile, but I would
00:43:24
I would move out to maybe 16 mile now all of a sudden wrong.
00:43:29
And it would seem like a global flood to someone you know, that
00:43:32
didn't go outside of 12 miles from their own village.
00:43:35
Everything they know floods.
00:43:37
And no one has a boat.
00:43:40
But if Noah's boat's true, like,
00:43:42
were there any other blow boats?
00:43:45
That's a blow to brilliant.
00:43:46
I've been drinking. So, you and your cubs.
00:43:49
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
00:43:49
Okay. Oh.
00:43:50
Good job.
00:43:51
That's why I'm listening. As above. So below.
00:43:53
There's a great interview.
00:43:55
I'm not sure Jesse said a word.
00:43:57
No, he didn't.
00:43:58
That's why we had to do the third one.
00:44:00
I only did two with Jack.
00:44:05
Jack?
00:44:06
Yeah. Jack.
00:44:07
Jack. No growth.
00:44:09
Yeah.
00:44:09
Oh, well, I know like, your two favorite people to talk about is Jesse Aaron.
00:44:14
Jack.
00:44:17
And there was the joke.
00:44:18
Joker swag for live.
00:44:23
Swag and flag ride.
00:44:34
Breaking news.
00:44:36
Apparently, we've got a, somebody barricaded in their house
00:44:39
in Detroit on Outer Drive.
00:44:41
Let's see.
00:44:41
Let's check in here. All.
00:44:45
That going on right now?
00:44:47
They've got a barricade.
00:44:48
The front door. Oh, it looks like they just
00:44:51
plowed the front door in at the barricade.
00:44:53
That's what they do.
00:44:55
That's what they do. That's what they do.
00:44:57
I don't know is what they did.
00:44:59
They put the ramrod on the armored truck.
00:45:03
What did?
00:45:04
And just drive through the door, bro.
00:45:07
Wait for it.
00:45:07
Oh, but what about the back door?
00:45:10
Wait for it.
00:45:11
And someone to go around back to see if they're gonna in their Jeep.
00:45:15
You are the worst entertainer I've ever seen.
00:45:20
Oh, I didn't say g patrolling.
00:45:22
I know what vehicle they're going to drive out of the driveway.
00:45:25
Wait. Okay. Hold on.
00:45:26
Listen to that.
00:45:27
This is my favorite part. They just. Oh, wait. What just happened?
00:45:32
He got the fuck?
00:45:33
Oh, he got the fuck?
00:45:36
So you drink one beer.
00:45:37
You're not an alcoholic.
00:45:39
You make one song on SoundCloud.
00:45:41
You're not a rapper.
00:45:43
But I sure one day.
00:45:46
Nice.
00:45:50
So from your own personal collection? Yep.
00:45:54
Careful, there's another one.
00:45:58
And another one.
00:46:02
Oh, no.
00:46:03
Oh, no.
00:46:05
Oh oh, I don't really know.
00:46:09
Oh, no, oh no.
00:46:13
1940s rap brother.
00:46:15
No, I know
00:46:18
who the first is. Definitely singing.
00:46:20
This guy's rapping.
00:46:23
You got a go to
00:46:26
the one.
00:46:27
You hope you enjoy this.
00:46:30
You can thank me if Michael.
00:46:33
If you know him, he's got a cool.
00:46:37
He's got a grill.
00:46:38
What's the matter?
00:46:39
If you a real girl, grew up, you know
00:46:44
he can be like, well, if he was almost 100 years ago,
00:46:50
I'm not.
00:46:51
I'm in suits.
00:46:53
Haven't changed much more.
00:46:55
I. No, he.
00:47:02
But know I mean I Michael
00:47:07
I do but so are we delusions then I know
00:47:11
we are going to you.
00:47:13
I would
00:47:15
I would antediluvian post of you.
00:47:20
Yeah. You.
00:47:23
What did he say?
00:47:26
This is, Yeah.
00:47:27
After the flood,
00:47:29
after the Malone.
00:47:36
Well, we killed off all the creative rights.
00:47:40
Did we ever.
00:47:43
How do you explain Shaq?
00:47:49
We're going to say genetics, right?
00:47:51
You know, so that a lot of growth hormone lineage.
00:47:57
No. Sometimes normal people can have a midget.
00:48:00
Sometimes normal.
00:48:01
Like tall people have extra tall children.
00:48:04
Don't you think if it was just growth hormone
00:48:06
or something that you could replicate, that there'd be a lot more sex?
00:48:13
We're getting a lot more sex.
00:48:20
Oh. There's a basketball game on right now.
00:48:22
I was watching.
00:48:23
It's a great game.
00:48:24
It's the, the Cougars versus the, Gators.
00:48:27
And, last I checked,
00:48:31
see, they they knocked off, Duke.
00:48:34
So I got a kind of room for the Cougars
00:48:36
because third final is that, college basketball you're talking.
00:48:40
Yeah.
00:48:41
March madness is, championship game is right now.
00:48:44
Live right now against the run it against our show here.
00:48:48
Or we probably have a few more viewers on the basketball
00:48:51
championship, the NCAA basketball championship.
00:48:54
But, you know, not for those two, cities.
00:48:58
It was a it was a good game.
00:49:00
When I watched the the first time I
00:49:04
it was a real good game, real scrappy a lot of turnovers.
00:49:07
I mean, like
00:49:07
if the Gators ever get their heads out of their asses, they'll win it.
00:49:10
But and I couldn't control it I fell three point lead.
00:49:16
I watched the
00:49:17
first half like every minute of it because that's a it's
00:49:21
I know they're a one seed, so it's not a shock that they're in there.
00:49:25
There was kind of a Cinderella story.
00:49:26
They were behind by like 11 points with less than two minutes
00:49:29
to play against Duke, and they pulled it out.
00:49:33
It was great.
00:49:36
They were the underdog.
00:49:37
The team that won Duke was the over dog,
00:49:41
I think.
00:49:41
I'm not sure if over dog is a thing.
00:49:45
Duke was the favorite. Favorite.
00:49:47
Yeah I, I, I favor Duke and they were leading the all time
00:49:52
like they gave up an 11 point lead with two minutes to go.
00:49:55
And like a minute I have to go.
00:49:57
They, they went on a like a 11 to 2 run.
00:50:02
Crazy.
00:50:03
It was a great game.
00:50:04
But this the championship game.
00:50:05
It's been pretty scrappy.
00:50:08
Well, we'll keep
00:50:10
updating that.
00:50:11
But people that may be hanging on the edge of their seat feathers all morning would
00:50:16
old MacDonald had to rat E-i-e-i-o.
00:50:19
I cock balls San Diego.
00:50:23
If you teabag someone.
00:50:27
That's attempted murder.
00:50:28
I know this guy to me doggy style.
00:50:31
I stare at you into me.
00:50:33
Give me some of your sand. I'm like, that's.
00:50:35
That's my favorite one.
00:50:36
Maybe Nickelback thinks you suck.
00:50:38
Oh, that's my like, a year ago.
00:50:41
I just love that he knows people I know.
00:50:45
Oh, okay.
00:50:48
That equals maybe, you know, people I know.
00:50:53
I don't know you.
00:50:54
I bet you know, people that showed up to my party.
00:50:57
I've met him and hung out with him.
00:50:59
Just him and his girlfriend and me and my girlfriend, actually,
00:51:01
and some weird guy who was driving him around, but, Yeah, funny, funny guy.
00:51:07
Oh, that's a big step.
00:51:11
No, I do, I'm.
00:51:13
I stepped out of the way before you dropped that name.
00:51:15
I'm fine.
00:51:15
We're all safe.
00:51:17
Okay.
00:51:20
Okay, so I heard of him before today.
00:51:22
Where in the draw is Jerome in Georgia?
00:51:24
Georgia pride to check in counter, but I'll hit the fucking button.
00:51:28
Keep saying.
00:51:28
Oh, do you know what?
00:51:31
You know?
00:51:32
Where in the world is draw? You?
00:51:36
Well, it's good, cause it didn't fly down in the dungeon.
00:51:41
Arguing with TSA about it.
00:51:44
Is that his plane to tell the story hits the truck like that.
00:51:48
Clears your teeth. Been.
00:51:51
But the loudest thing about him is the closet that he's in.
00:51:55
Well, tell me, where in the world Georgia drew.
00:52:00
Yo, Georgia.
00:52:04
Well.
00:52:10
I all right,
00:52:12
see, she wasn't ready.
00:52:13
He made me play it.
00:52:15
This is like edging.
00:52:18
No, I said I was somewhere near a UFO.
00:52:22
That's where your.
00:52:24
And so our two guesses.
00:52:26
But we shouldn't guess.
00:52:27
First, we should let our viewer.
00:52:30
Very famous UFO. Yes. First.
00:52:33
Very famous.
00:52:34
Oh that one.
00:52:34
That's that's now the,
00:52:37
What did they turn it into in, Men
00:52:40
in Black? The.
00:52:43
The, Toronto thing, you know.
00:52:45
You know what I'm trying to say is the Toronto Space Needle.
00:52:50
Is that what I'm trying to think of? It's.
00:52:51
Are you and can't I, you know, are you always out of.
00:52:55
Are you in one of the United States? Yes.
00:53:01
You know, then it's not.
00:53:01
Then it's not Toronto or wherever. The space.
00:53:04
Oh, wait, wait, wait, it's the Space Needle in Seattle.
00:53:07
Are are only few. These needle in Seattle.
00:53:10
Are you in Seattle?
00:53:14
Shit.
00:53:14
Let's see. I shouldn't play this game.
00:53:17
Leave it to Seattle.
00:53:19
Thanks, foam.
00:53:19
Dude.
00:53:22
Well, I thought our hint was
00:53:24
he was abducted by aliens and taken here against his will.
00:53:28
Most.
00:53:29
So exactly.
00:53:29
By aliens and taking. Taking somewhere.
00:53:33
If you were abducted by aliens, where would you go?
00:53:35
Somewhere. Yeah. So that narrows it down.
00:53:38
I think area 51 in Nevada.
00:53:41
Where would they take you? They would take you to area 51.
00:53:43
Why would they take it? Area 51. Yeah, that's too obvious.
00:53:46
When you get oh you get they take you to the bottom of the ocean.
00:53:49
You're at you're at the bottom.
00:53:50
You can get to area 51.
00:53:53
Oh another another submarine sank.
00:53:55
People died. Do not take private submarine ride.
00:53:59
Okay. So
00:54:01
so you wait there.
00:54:02
A secret base on the moon.
00:54:04
We got to get started.
00:54:05
Gus, you are in the lunar?
00:54:08
Yeah. There's another.
00:54:08
We have another guest for Roswell, New Mexico.
00:54:10
I said, well, just for some reason, I had a D to Roswell.
00:54:14
Oh, Roswell.
00:54:15
Roswell.
00:54:17
Roswell.
00:54:18
Yeah, I think I say Roswell.
00:54:20
Anyways, Roswell, New Mexico, Roswell.
00:54:23
Yes. No, that's that's.
00:54:25
Well, gas. Oh, that.
00:54:26
I said I was in this country.
00:54:28
Roswell is in this country.
00:54:31
He said New Mexico.
00:54:33
New Mexico is in this country.
00:54:35
No, it's not.
00:54:37
Oh my God, have you ever gone there?
00:54:39
Just being silly I haven't.
00:54:41
There's a lot of Mexicans there, though, who might as well be
00:54:44
locked as well be.
00:54:47
Are you in Hong Kong?
00:54:49
Nope.
00:54:51
Okay.
00:54:51
So again, gives you a cool with it in the context of my donkey
00:54:56
smile for me.
00:54:59
Donkey with fluoride protects your teeth for clean, brighter smiles.
00:55:04
Donkey toothpaste so fresh you can feel the difference
00:55:07
all day long.
00:55:11
Donkey smile for.
00:55:15
Donkey toothpaste.
00:55:16
Oh, donkey toothpaste I said that in and I forgot about it.
00:55:21
That'd so bad.
00:55:24
Are you country?
00:55:26
Are you anti flow writer, flow writer or writer?
00:55:30
Are you? And I don't know.
00:55:31
Neither is. He's not a bad rapper.
00:55:34
Yeah. No he's kind of stuck there.
00:55:36
You know.
00:55:38
Yeah. That's terrible.
00:55:40
That's how I.
00:55:41
Russia sucks or not right.
00:55:43
That's what I was kind of getting that there.
00:55:45
Yeah. Right.
00:55:47
Right.
00:55:47
I'm sure I turned it off, but I.
00:55:51
Okay. Never mind.
00:55:52
You know I guess I don't I would just I wouldn't dive for the knob.
00:55:55
I kind of go in and I'd rather hear something else, but.
00:55:57
Okay, I'll leave it like you.
00:55:58
You shouldn't dive for the knob.
00:56:04
That I got.
00:56:05
So our hands up. Look up. Why are you gay?
00:56:08
Alien abduction and dive for the knob.
00:56:14
Are you a pineapple?
00:56:15
Actually, on?
00:56:18
A switch those for you, you know.
00:56:21
Are you ready?
00:56:21
Tells me it's West coast. I'm a big boy.
00:56:24
All right, I don't agree, but.
00:56:28
I still say he's in Nevada.
00:56:32
If you already guess Reno, can you remember that I said Reno?
00:56:36
I didn't get a clear answer. I also, since. Yeah.
00:56:38
Can you hear me there?
00:56:39
Clear answer.
00:56:40
Yeah. Hey, you got two squares.
00:56:43
Look at all your squares. It's flat.
00:56:46
This kind of whammo thing over the window.
00:56:50
Okay, so that's your room.
00:56:53
You finally got your room?
00:56:55
Where I am.
00:56:56
Might sound it sounds similar to whammo.
00:56:59
So you drink one beer.
00:57:01
You're not an alcoholic.
00:57:02
You make one song on SoundCloud.
00:57:05
You're not a rapper.
00:57:06
But I suck one.
00:57:09
Correct.
00:57:12
I didn't even see that one.
00:57:15
I saw the one with my face.
00:57:16
Because I always click on something with my face.
00:57:18
I'm a narcissist.
00:57:22
That's good to know.
00:57:23
Keep that in mind.
00:57:24
Where in the world where ever getting a drag out, knock out fight.
00:57:27
I'll make sure I have a carry mask.
00:57:30
Yeah.
00:57:30
So if aliens were if aliens were to abduct you, where would they take you?
00:57:34
If. What do you mean, if they're dark?
00:57:36
When aliens abduct you, how would you get there?
00:57:40
Spaceship.
00:57:42
You're in a spaceship, Nevada.
00:57:45
Which spaceship would they put you on?
00:57:48
Oh, hold on, the mothership, player.
00:57:50
I don't want to miss this.
00:57:51
I'm doing my best to source the Jet Propulsion Lab.
00:57:55
So y'all see how my eyebrows rose up when you said that last thing, right?
00:57:58
That's an answer.
00:58:00
No, it was before that.
00:58:02
Oh, mothership.
00:58:07
You're in.
00:58:10
Mother's milk.
00:58:11
Pennsylvania.
00:58:16
It is a mild reference to things
00:58:18
that we play on this podcast quite often.
00:58:21
The T and often is silent.
00:58:23
Often.
00:58:25
No, it's it's that's how that's spoken.
00:58:27
It's a hunting.
00:58:29
It's optional.
00:58:32
It's.
00:58:32
No no no no no, it's it's optional.
00:58:35
I know where optional I know you are where you are by the, by the window.
00:58:39
So I'm, I recognize those the light pattern.
00:58:42
So I'm not going to play anymore. Yeah. Yeah
00:58:45
Brady wins.
00:58:47
Come on.
00:58:48
But I know that whoever decides the they whoever finds out the answer
00:58:51
is going to kill.
00:58:55
See that was my clue.
00:58:56
Like it was my clue to let you know that I know,
00:58:59
I know if I say killed.
00:59:00
If I say who? That it's going to.
00:59:01
I guess you're going to,
00:59:03
get it.
00:59:06
So Gary's the only one that doesn't know.
00:59:09
Yeah.
00:59:13
Let me, do this.
00:59:16
Maybe this will jog your memory.
00:59:18
Welcome to the most important day of your entire life.
00:59:22
Also known as,
00:59:25
today.
00:59:26
That was today.
00:59:27
The most important day of his entire life.
00:59:32
Well, I've.
00:59:35
It's the only.
00:59:36
It's the only one.
00:59:39
Yeah.
00:59:40
It's not the first of anything.
00:59:42
It's not. It's just. It's just.
00:59:45
It's the whole thing right now.
00:59:47
Is it the last of anything?
00:59:49
Hope you're enjoying it. No, it's the whole thing.
00:59:51
Okay?
00:59:52
If you treat it like the last, it'll be a better first.
00:59:54
Super freaking life today.
00:59:57
Give me the thing. The whole thing. And nothing but the thing.
01:00:04
Kill him.
01:00:09
Yeah,
01:00:11
well, so far,
01:00:13
speaking of breaking news, did you guys hear Carmelo Anthony stab
01:00:15
someone to death?
01:00:18
Oh, yeah, that's a basketball player.
01:00:21
The same day he was inducted to the Hall of Fame.
01:00:24
Did you know this is another kid?
01:00:27
Did you see who happens to be named Carmelo Anthony?
01:00:29
But sucks to be Carmelo Anthony on that day.
01:00:31
Yeah, yeah, but on that day, he got inducted to the NBA Hall of Fame.
01:00:34
It's a great celebration
01:00:36
if you if like him he's like hey mom he came out and Google me.
01:00:40
Oh Carmelo.
01:00:41
What what happened? What'd you do. All right.
01:00:44
How did you stab that young boy?
01:00:45
There's a GoFundMe for him. It's like blacks against white.
01:00:48
Speaking of.
01:00:49
Yeah, it really is.
01:00:49
What Jesse was saying is so true because there's there's already
01:00:53
there's such this stigma in a wedge.
01:00:55
It's like, give me any reason we're having like a Trayvon Martin issue over this.
01:00:59
And it's how could anybody be and they said it was self-defense.
01:01:04
Yeah, that's what they're trying to say.
01:01:06
If the story.
01:01:06
And now, first of all, allegedly I don't know it
01:01:09
I don't know if there was two knives involved.
01:01:10
Was there a knife and a gun involved?
01:01:13
I have no idea.
01:01:13
I don't know any of the story at all.
01:01:14
In order to get to have to kill someone, they have to be in it
01:01:17
and taking him guilty and all this is an alleged story.
01:01:21
But there was a bloody knife.
01:01:22
He came under the tent of another school.
01:01:24
Oh. Has anybody ever been to high school?
01:01:27
What would have been an event?
01:01:29
And another guy from a different school that was that you're competing against
01:01:34
came over to even your side of the bleachers, let alone under your tent.
01:01:37
That's really gross.
01:01:39
And he's like, well, because it was raining.
01:01:42
He's over there pitching a tent.
01:01:44
You wouldn't have him, though.
01:01:45
Oh, I think so.
01:01:47
I don't even know the guy that stabbed was under the tent.
01:01:50
So they asked him to leave and instead he went to his backpack,
01:01:53
grabbed a knife and said he felt disrespected.
01:01:55
Yeah, he felt disrespected at that point.
01:01:57
And I don't want to know. I'm making all this up.
01:01:59
I don't know what the language was said, but you know
01:02:02
it's right and I'm not going to go out there.
01:02:04
But what is the rain going to hurt you? Yeah. You worried about getting hurt?
01:02:06
Yeah.
01:02:07
Now your dad seems a little bit an uneven, not equal force sort of thing.
01:02:14
And then.
01:02:15
But the dad forgave him.
01:02:17
Christian man forgave him right away.
01:02:19
Oh, of course I forgive you for stabbing my son
01:02:22
and having my other son hold my other son in his arms as he died at a track meet.
01:02:27
Nonetheless.
01:02:29
And the one kid that, is dead
01:02:32
was like, you know, good at sports.
01:02:35
He was going to go to college.
01:02:36
He had, good, got good grades.
01:02:40
The one who did the stabbing.
01:02:42
Not so much.
01:02:43
It's weird how that is, I don't know.
01:02:44
To me, though, is as wrong as it sounds.
01:02:46
I value life equally. Not based on its potential.
01:02:49
Even though I obviously see your.
01:02:51
The potential is
01:02:53
is a thing.
01:02:54
I mean, it's definitely a thing,
01:02:57
you know early life.
01:02:58
But I took it, stabbed him,
01:02:59
I know, took
01:02:59
the potential of both kids away because he's not going to have a life either.
01:03:04
Obviously, he'll
01:03:06
sympathy to the people that lost somebody.
01:03:08
I'm not comparing them, obviously,
01:03:09
but his life is ruined in some way to right by his actions.
01:03:13
He's not going to live a normal life or be free, probably.
01:03:15
Hopefully.
01:03:22
That was just pretty as heavy and dark.
01:03:25
Yeah, I don't want to say I don't know how to.
01:03:28
So. Sure, Joe.
01:03:31
Somebody pregnant? Shirtless?
01:03:33
No. I'm just I don't have a comment from him.
01:03:35
I just want to know, though,
01:03:37
if he saw this bag.
01:03:40
Well, the jar, for the sake of this little volcano.
01:03:47
They went up in space and looped the earth
01:03:50
and filmed the entire thing straight through video.
01:03:53
Yeah, so there is now, you know, it's not stitched together like Google Earth.
01:03:57
There is an actual actual footage.
01:04:00
Peninsula is, full.
01:04:03
Look, these
01:04:06
of just going around the Earth and these are all civilians.
01:04:08
So, I mean, I guess they could, you know, they're going to say they're in on it.
01:04:11
This is still CGI.
01:04:14
That's not a fisheye lens.
01:04:15
It could be, you know, it could be.
01:04:16
All right. It has to be the fisheye lens.
01:04:19
You can't see the, the the that much of the curve, no matter how high up you get.
01:04:24
You've heard that, but are you sure?
01:04:25
No matter how high up you get.
01:04:27
Oh, well.
01:04:27
Well, now, that's a bold statement I'd like to.
01:04:30
We've never been high enough to get here.
01:04:34
We have.
01:04:36
Can we get much higher?
01:04:38
Can we?
01:04:39
Can we get much higher?
01:04:42
We are so high up.
01:04:45
Let's go down.
01:04:47
Oh like oh give.
01:04:52
We do much worse.
01:04:54
0I0 you did say that was snow.
01:05:00
But it ends up being a does it.
01:05:02
That's just a cloud formation.
01:05:03
That's not snow and ice.
01:05:05
Whoa. What am I not getting here?
01:05:07
I want to play the next song we play.
01:05:08
Better be the closing of, We're in the draw. But.
01:05:12
Well, you. Somebody has to. Somebody has to solve.
01:05:14
Oh, I know we're not that.
01:05:18
Oh, poor.
01:05:21
Whoa.
01:05:21
Okay. Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.
01:05:23
I don't get that one at all.
01:05:26
Well, have you heard him at any time
01:05:28
in the last, like, I don't know, six months?
01:05:30
I feel like he's.
01:05:32
He's got two modes.
01:05:33
One's the mind blown mode.
01:05:35
And it's just always.
01:05:38
And then there's the shock mode where it's.
01:05:40
Whoa.
01:05:42
He does.
01:05:42
He does that well like 4 or 5 times that episode.
01:05:44
Maybe like maybe 7 or 8.
01:05:47
Yeah.
01:05:48
So you're talking about Keanu Reeves.
01:05:52
If he has episodes.
01:05:55
I brought this up on a previous podcast.
01:05:57
Do you do you watch do you listen?
01:05:58
No, I don't,
01:06:02
I do.
01:06:02
You mentioned the other Johnny.
01:06:04
We mentioned clips.
01:06:07
Yeah.
01:06:09
Great clip.
01:06:09
What so what state has a great clips in it?
01:06:13
All of them.
01:06:14
Yeah. Sorry. That doesn't help them.
01:06:17
Yeah.
01:06:18
I've been to Great Clips in Florida and Michigan, but I think Arizona as well.
01:06:22
Why you keep guessing?
01:06:23
I'm just going to keep reference clips.
01:06:25
I'm, I'm, I am, in the birthplace of doctor Pepper.
01:06:29
You're.
01:06:30
Oh, the new BlackBerry.
01:06:32
Doctor Pepper
01:06:35
doesn't think there is a clue.
01:06:36
I just saw that there.
01:06:37
BlackBerry. Doctor Pepper, you can also take. Here's it.
01:06:40
Here's a thing.
01:06:41
Take doctor Pepper, put it in the glass, or get a carry out.
01:06:44
Doctor Pepper, you know, pour two creamers and just pour two creamers in it.
01:06:48
Okay. Stir it up. Shake it.
01:06:50
Delicious.
01:06:51
There's a reserve around here that,
01:06:54
there's a remains of, a herd of Colombian mammoths
01:06:58
offering a gloriously prehistoric past.
01:07:00
Yeah,
01:07:02
well, that could be any state to
01:07:05
be. A lot of them.
01:07:06
Yeah.
01:07:09
They, they fed around
01:07:10
the Michigan Great Lakes Basin area.
01:07:15
This is maddening. Oh,
01:07:19
where? The wedding.
01:07:21
I just came off a three day trek from my hometown in Ohio,
01:07:26
but I drove an ice cream truck.
01:07:27
Fun fact I have not previewed any of these clips.
01:07:29
I don't know if they're rumble YouTube save.
01:07:31
I like the guy.
01:07:32
Stories like, those are why America loves game shirts. So.
01:07:39
Let's meet our three contestants vying for the big bucks.
01:07:41
Big bucks.
01:07:43
Now the big board is filled with money.
01:07:45
But be careful of the whammies because they'll take you right back down to zero.
01:07:50
I see those make marks.
01:07:52
This is a, Right.
01:07:53
It's it's real businessmen. I'm going to keep going.
01:07:57
Score 16,000.
01:07:59
Browser pass. Move.
01:08:02
Mathematicians are giving me 6 to 1 odds.
01:08:04
What's wrong with this guy?
01:08:05
Keep going. He's going to go up.
01:08:08
Oh, $24,000 again.
01:08:12
We have a problem.
01:08:13
Somebody didn't vet this guy.
01:08:18
He's not playing the game, right?
01:08:20
We got to scare him.
01:08:22
Oh, it is real.
01:08:22
Is a true story.
01:08:23
Could I lie?
01:08:27
It's a lot of money.
01:08:28
They want to spend and risk losing it all.
01:08:32
I said again
01:08:34
and tried to warn him.
01:08:38
Just find out who this guy is.
01:08:42
Really doing something wrong?
01:08:49
Comes on big dealer.
01:08:50
Enough.
01:08:50
That's going to change your rules.
01:08:55
I don't want to tell you.
01:08:55
Aren't we going to rule the
01:08:58
I know you from somewhere.
01:09:00
Not America's most wanted, right?
01:09:01
You think that he's working alone?
01:09:03
I have no idea. Oh, the game right.
01:09:06
You just made more than anyone in the history of game shows.
01:09:13
Luck is just a good excuse to do nothing. No.
01:09:15
Yes, yes.
01:09:16
An opportunity comes a and.
01:09:21
Gary.
01:09:25
So, yeah,
01:09:26
that guy learned the pattern, right?
01:09:30
Which.
01:09:30
So any time you think
01:09:31
you have a complex key or complex way to keep somebody out of something,
01:09:34
there's somebody way smarter than you.
01:09:36
That zip right past it.
01:09:41
Are you ready?
01:09:42
And, to close the door segment,
01:09:46
somebody has to guess where. Yeah.
01:09:48
All right.
01:09:48
Famous people from this area, Jennifer Love Hewitt is
01:09:53
Ashlee Simpson.
01:09:54
Wait, what did David Koresh
01:09:57
he said that Waco, Texas.
01:10:01
Well, we got Rex's
01:10:03
Los Angeles, so that is specific.
01:10:05
I was the bridge to the mothership, right?
01:10:09
That's Austin.
01:10:10
Oh, yeah.
01:10:11
But, you know,
01:10:12
a lot of people over 40 don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
01:10:17
Yeah.
01:10:17
What sucks is, do you know what it was there?
01:10:20
But, they were sold out.
01:10:21
It was just an omen, like. But they were sold out.
01:10:23
Gary still doesn't know.
01:10:25
Do you know what I know? You're so confused.
01:10:28
Like I confuse the look.
01:10:29
See, now, I feel that this lines up.
01:10:32
He's frozen again. Gary still doesn't know.
01:10:34
Are you?
01:10:37
Know. Put it back on.
01:10:38
You're going to get cold.
01:10:39
No, I'm not all right.
01:10:41
How many? How many interviews have we done? Two.
01:10:43
I should have numbered them, so I went I landed in Austin, Texas,
01:10:47
and now I'm in the Waco area proper.
01:10:51
What is Waco known for?
01:10:52
Oh, like I thought that was like, I know that name for like, politics or news.
01:10:56
Is that just the David Koresh thing or
01:10:59
just the David Koresh thing?
01:11:01
It's I don't know, we we call it the FBI thing, asshole.
01:11:05
Fuck off.
01:11:05
I know he was crazy, but that's no reason to burn it down.
01:11:10
They were just concerned because I was.
01:11:12
Somebody gathers as much as many guns as he had,
01:11:16
although I say that, but I don't know why they didn't do that before.
01:11:19
They knew he had the guns forever.
01:11:20
I forgot what what event?
01:11:23
I know what event they said spurred him
01:11:25
on something about town, but I everyone saw that movie.
01:11:29
I'm sure you're right.
01:11:31
Where's the button?
01:11:32
I'm just stalling.
01:11:33
I don't know what I'm talking about.
01:11:34
Well, I try to find this thing.
01:11:37
Do you freak out the club
01:11:39
because they dare to say hello in your rage?
01:11:43
Quit when the answer that to go.
01:11:48
Where in the world is the Dr.
01:11:52
Drew?
01:11:52
Yo, Jericho
01:11:55
burger?
01:11:59
So it's it's it's money.
01:12:00
They got you right. They don't do they film it on Monday.
01:12:03
What do you do for fun?
01:12:04
Not so much.
01:12:05
Well, I'm sober now, so I don't know, but there was an open mic at the hotel,
01:12:09
and that's all.
01:12:10
And, you know, somebody on Thursday, the tickets are still available.
01:12:14
What did you do to, what did you do to the to where you needed to get sobriety?
01:12:20
How did.
01:12:20
Oh, wait, this is a long clip.
01:12:22
I, I remember the slow burn.
01:12:25
The disc golf part comes in way later.
01:12:28
We don't need to watch that again.
01:12:30
We don't.
01:12:35
Oh, yeah.
01:12:37
I've got a, news story that, throwback to,
01:12:43
throwback to Dan.
01:12:45
Oh, no kidding.
01:12:46
We've got Chicago.
01:12:50
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life.
01:12:53
So is there about the story
01:12:56
that's just, happened recently.
01:12:58
A 30 year veteran of the Chicago radio pictured here.
01:13:01
Mr..
01:13:03
There he is.
01:13:05
Fired following a bizarre interaction on social media involving an argument
01:13:10
between the radio host and another user about a catch on a fishing trip.
01:13:15
Dan Bernstein has been fired from the Windy City
01:13:17
radio station 760 The Score after a series of now deleted
01:13:21
post from a week where he threatened another user.
01:13:25
Back on March 13th, Bernstein
01:13:27
posted an image on this image right here, of himself holding a northern pike
01:13:32
he caught with the caption, this was a hell of a fight.
01:13:36
Noting the bloody appearance of the fish, a user responded
01:13:39
with the allegation that Bernstein's killed
01:13:42
that Bernstein killed this catch, saying that's a female northern pike
01:13:44
and was getting ready to spawn, but instead Dan killed it and it's in.
01:13:48
Seems proud of it.
01:13:49
The radio host denied saying this, quote.
01:13:53
What the entire fuck is wrong with you?
01:13:55
It was released successfully, took off like a torpedo.
01:13:58
Go fuck yourself.
01:14:00
That same user
01:14:00
then called Bernstein a liar, which generate another profane response.
01:14:04
Quote.
01:14:06
Like a shot.
01:14:07
I never respond to trolls, but questioning my sportsmanship
01:14:10
and kind of can can conservation awareness sets me off.
01:14:14
I want to fight.
01:14:15
I'm bad energy or I'm a bad enemy. Fucker.
01:14:18
And now Dan is fired. So,
01:14:22
social media fish looks okay.
01:14:23
I'm mean. Look, the fish was a gentleman, so.
01:14:25
Yeah, he took off like a torpedo.
01:14:29
Moment of silence for the pike.
01:14:31
For Dan or the fish?
01:14:33
The fish is for two years.
01:14:35
30 years for just being himself.
01:14:37
Like, I don't know. I
01:14:40
what do you think?
01:14:40
I don't like the way the world was going.
01:14:43
Ryan corrected me.
01:14:44
It wasn't, you know, it wasn't an FBI thing.
01:14:45
It was an ATF thing of automatic.
01:14:48
Okay. Am I getting this?
01:14:49
Where is this playing from?
01:14:51
I don't know, but we can all hear the sound.
01:14:54
Yeah, I know, mute me some shit.
01:14:56
No problem.
01:14:58
For the next, juicy interview.
01:15:04
Oh, I had it.
01:15:05
And then I went to this disco thing.
01:15:10
Moment.
01:15:12
This one was right here with
01:15:15
flash rants.
01:15:16
Oh, my God, Jesse's hair look gorgeous, I know.
01:15:19
Okay, look, I don't move like, oh moves when he when he sits up.
01:15:21
Watch it.
01:15:22
I couldn't believe he showed up and pulled Jesse hair mode.
01:15:27
Yeah, yeah.
01:15:28
He's been working on it. Never some. Oh, yeah.
01:15:30
Hey, flash. I'm here with Jesse.
01:15:33
Oh, what's the what? The dog.
01:15:35
Do you want to try to pick one? Finish him.
01:15:38
You would rather I do that?
01:15:40
Oh, well, whatever you want.
01:15:41
See if you like. I'll do that.
01:15:43
Anything you want.
01:15:45
Which one is the dog?
01:15:47
What's the dog doing?
01:15:49
This one I've got, What the dog doing next?
01:15:53
What does it say?
01:15:54
Oh, that's a grimoire of a rumbling.
01:15:59
Okay,
01:15:59
Jesse, tell us everything you know about the Grimoire of a rumbling.
01:16:02
I'll look at him, move it out of his face.
01:16:05
Portal to hell.
01:16:06
Oh, I wasn't ready to open with.
01:16:08
That's, Okay.
01:16:10
No, that's. You know, that's what the group was.
01:16:12
I mean, but, you know, it is again, it's a book.
01:16:15
You it recites the.
01:16:16
It has a ritual Dungeons and Dragons genre.
01:16:20
It's a signature.
01:16:22
Okay.
01:16:23
Kind of a, demonic, like a one of those guys.
01:16:26
A medium to deliver a seance open for to how to open a portal
01:16:31
to hell for the purpose of bringing something here from this. So.
01:16:34
And then you'd have a demon under your control.
01:16:36
It's like, we're going to interrupt this segment for a sacred reading.
01:16:41
I'm gonna call my husband.
01:16:43
Labia.
01:16:44
Olivia.
01:16:51
I'm an.
01:16:54
Amen.
01:16:55
Amen, Amen. Here we go. I'm Monroe.
01:16:59
I thought you were done.
01:16:59
Super powers, I gotcha.
01:17:01
You're done, little baby weenie. He got you.
01:17:04
I don't even know what this was until.
01:17:07
Right?
01:17:07
Of course. But, we did, so I've.
01:17:11
Everybody looks at their phone.
01:17:12
It's cool.
01:17:13
Yeah. No, no, no, I don't even know why.
01:17:16
It's like a talk on my phone all the time.
01:17:18
I mean, it's possible that me.
01:17:20
Was that me?
01:17:21
I thought that was my phone.
01:17:22
It's a free will. Grab me.
01:17:24
Unless you give it away by your own.
01:17:26
It was my free will.
01:17:28
Let me have free will.
01:17:30
But, But what about the good and evil?
01:17:32
The yin yang, the beautiful symmetry of it, the of knowledge.
01:17:36
And that's why I say I.
01:17:37
I can't say things like they don't exist. Right?
01:17:40
Because there is good, bad, dark light.
01:17:42
Why did you have the beautiful part in our reality?
01:17:45
Because it is beautiful. Yeah, that's a symmetry.
01:17:47
I don't think you do.
01:17:48
So much is beautiful.
01:17:49
You know, so can asymmetry be beautiful?
01:17:53
Beauty is in the eyes.
01:17:54
The people give their power away.
01:17:56
Do what the dog doing.
01:17:57
Somebody possessed me. Well, that's.
01:17:59
I know some assholes on their dogs bark all fucking night.
01:18:02
Here's the part that I don't buy when it dips too close to magic.
01:18:07
All right, well, that's. You're on.
01:18:09
What is magic? Magic?
01:18:11
If you're not supernatural, is.
01:18:14
I'm a naturalist.
01:18:15
Yeah, well, you got your clothes on.
01:18:17
You're not a natural. Some people would argue that.
01:18:19
That's me 200 years ago.
01:18:21
You tell somebody about this, they would think it's magic.
01:18:23
Here's a text message.
01:18:25
I go from my lecture, but, Drew.
01:18:28
That's nice.
01:18:28
Get a free stream, right? Yeah. The wicked. The wicked. Yeah. Right.
01:18:31
If you wanted to get a have number, I just said the last three things we said.
01:18:35
Soccer ball. Oh, yes. Garbage. Yes.
01:18:38
I'm in bed. Ruby's camera's on her crate.
01:18:40
I love you.
01:18:40
Going to relax and crash heart hard hurt the screenshot.
01:18:44
Sorry.
01:18:44
Just throw a naturalist or a supernatural loose.
01:18:47
I'm a naturalist.
01:18:48
Yeah, well, but I can say that
01:18:51
some people would argue that magic is naturalist.
01:18:54
That's what I'm saying.
01:18:54
It's a hard, Some would,
01:18:57
because if magic assists in nature, it's clearly natural.
01:19:03
He makes a
01:19:05
valid point, and I, I, I point that out to
01:19:09
I think you that was superfluous
01:19:12
to say point twice,
01:19:15
point two different ways.
01:19:18
But if somebody made a point, it's already sharp.
01:19:21
You don't have to point it out.
01:19:23
You could point out someone's point.
01:19:26
You could. But I think it's superfluous.
01:19:28
Yeah, you'd be wrong, but you're free to be wrong.
01:19:33
Are we?
01:19:34
Yeah.
01:19:35
That that cost you complete freedom to do wrong.
01:19:38
That cost me.
01:19:38
Okay, Gary, that magic is naturalist.
01:19:41
That's what I'm saying.
01:19:42
It's a hard, is a deeper naturalist all about nature.
01:19:47
But, druids, which we extra nature.
01:19:50
Yeah. The wicked.
01:19:51
The wicked are a of a nature.
01:19:53
I have seen wicked interconnected in nature,
01:19:55
which is something I kind of believe.
01:19:57
Thank God.
01:19:57
I believe in the faith completely.
01:19:59
Curiouser and curiouser.
01:20:03
Okay, so that was the Jesse interview, I believe.
01:20:06
I want to look at the last two things we heard was the
01:20:09
and the dog barking and the dog. Yeah, yeah.
01:20:12
Gary.
01:20:13
Hey, I, I invited you guys to try to conduct some interviews with me,
01:20:17
and I couldn't control the dogs and everything would have been fine.
01:20:20
But now I can't get any producers to show up to see him like he wanted.
01:20:25
He wanted producers to show up to his party to help.
01:20:28
He lost joy.
01:20:29
Oh, Joe. He loves shirtless Joe.
01:20:31
So now he's got lost.
01:20:32
Yeah, he's a fucking loser.
01:20:36
Jeez, I'm quiet now.
01:20:38
You go ahead, Gary.
01:20:39
I can't play that on YouTube.
01:20:42
That being said, no, but I got what the dog doing.
01:20:46
Yeah.
01:20:46
You guys see this, gorgeous, gorgeous lady dog?
01:20:50
That gorgeous bitch. See, you missed it.
01:20:52
You missed a huge opportunity. Oh, look at her.
01:20:54
Look at this.
01:20:55
That. Would you just. Bitch? Look at that.
01:20:57
She came up to the lady in the exercise pants.
01:21:00
Isn't. Is also very pretty.
01:21:01
Oh, I see a penis. She came up to you and was interested.
01:21:04
Would you. Would you you be all right?
01:21:07
No. Because she probably has a penis too.
01:21:10
Yeah, that's a cute dog. Right.
01:21:12
And I'm married, and I love my. Oh.
01:21:15
Florida influencer mom and, and dog mom films herself
01:21:18
having sex with a, with pet Cruella.
01:21:21
Says the cops cow.
01:21:23
And the influencer was arrested March 21st and charged with.
01:21:29
We can't.
01:21:29
Yeah. You.
01:21:30
Hell, yeah. And then you're not on the news story.
01:21:32
This is from the New York Post.
01:21:33
I don't know what you,
01:21:36
the influencer, was arrested dog.
01:21:38
A first story, first in charge of two felony sexual activity
01:21:41
involving an animal and filming sexual activity involving an animal.
01:21:46
Marion County Sheriff.
01:21:48
Okay, so I'm supposed.
01:21:51
Yeah, for the record, whap!
01:21:53
Wiener ass pussy.
01:21:56
Little baby, you describe what she's wearing.
01:21:59
Cops received an anonymous tip in January that Kaminski.
01:22:02
Why did she have to. Sullivan. Hold on a second.
01:22:04
Sweet, sweet name of Paul.
01:22:06
They were receiving an anonymous tip.
01:22:07
She was receiving a very an anonymous tip from
01:22:12
a little Chihuahua.
01:22:14
Posted a video on Instagram depicting sexual activity with a dog.
01:22:17
The sheriff officers said what kind of activity?
01:22:20
Oh, look at her. She looks genuine. You wouldn't. I wouldn't do nothing.
01:22:23
So what do you think the dog was going on her or she was going on the dog?
01:22:26
Or like a combination of both.
01:22:28
She's a big fan of the dog.
01:22:29
Statutory situation where it does not matter.
01:22:32
My brain cannot distinguish. Bitterman.
01:22:34
Did you know, I.
01:22:37
I couldn't even get the sentence out because my brain is broken,
01:22:41
so she's like, I don't know what she thought she was doing, but, she.
01:22:45
The detectives received information from an anonymous tip that German ski
01:22:49
posted a video to Instagram depicting sexual activity with a dog.
01:22:52
So she's, like, literally just riding on herself.
01:22:55
Through her investigation, were detectives, located several photos.
01:22:59
He had a whole animal orgy.
01:23:01
Oh. She gathered, I don't know, does it say that?
01:23:03
Are you reading ahead?
01:23:04
No. You said something about she ratted her out anyways.
01:23:07
No, she ratted herself out, basically by posting it
01:23:10
on Instagram, like, hey, everybody, call the police.
01:23:13
I have to know, even though I'm the same person.
01:23:15
That said, God thinks all sins are the same.
01:23:17
We're not gods.
01:23:18
I definitely want to know, did she, like, smear
01:23:20
peanut butter on a nipple and the dog licked it?
01:23:22
Or was there penetration because to me they're both different.
01:23:26
But like
01:23:28
vastly different.
01:23:29
Different.
01:23:31
What did she do to the okay?
01:23:34
She admitted to creating and sharing the video with another social media user
01:23:37
who requested it and paid $500, the statement continued.
01:23:40
Kaminsky continuously
01:23:41
seen the video had been involved in sexual activity with another dog.
01:23:45
I don't need to see this in.
01:23:46
The video of both incidents were stored on her cell phone, so she keeps them.
01:23:49
So, look how hammer. No.
01:23:51
When you want to rewatch, right.
01:23:54
Know they put the penis in me or pulled out of my. No.
01:23:57
What did they do right there?
01:23:58
100% peanut butter.
01:24:00
Shout out to the kid.
01:24:01
Look, the black and white dog has not been brutally.
01:24:07
You can tell you you can tell when they've.
01:24:09
Yeah, but you can tell. Do.
01:24:10
The tan dog is the victim. Look at that poor dog.
01:24:13
It's like, smile for the camera.
01:24:15
He's like, she's going to give me me again.
01:24:17
Look at me. No, she's got to
01:24:20
wait a sec.
01:24:21
Don't even think of anything going in the dog.
01:24:23
Stop!
01:24:27
You think so?
01:24:28
Both showed her using a feature supposed to, quote, show
01:24:31
what your man looks like before a picture of a dog appeared above her head.
01:24:35
Interesting.
01:24:36
It's like one of them little memes where it's like,
01:24:37
what does your future man look like? It's a dog.
01:24:40
What can I say?
01:24:41
There's quite literally they are quite literally my whole world is her quote.
01:24:45
What can I say?
01:24:46
They are quite literally my whole world.
01:24:49
Oh, she captioned the post, which featured a compilation of her dogs.
01:24:54
I see it in my head and over a week before her arrest,
01:24:57
I've literally had animals stick their shit in my face
01:24:59
and that's an expression I say. I was like, oh, I love you.
01:25:01
And then they do shit like that. I'm like, but not in that way, you know?
01:25:04
I mean, I literally is open about that.
01:25:06
I'm like, whoa.
01:25:06
And so she's like, she can't separate.
01:25:10
Or maybe she did separate them.
01:25:12
Split them wide open. Yeah.
01:25:15
Well my my dog likes to chase hands and so like she bites too much
01:25:18
because she's a puppy. And so I will do my parents dog.
01:25:21
I like playing the same game where you just put your hand
01:25:24
under the blanket and you'll make a little like,
01:25:26
like a impression upward and they'll chase it.
01:25:29
And so you'll just kind of like, chase her like it.
01:25:31
And I know we're trying to catch it.
01:25:33
No, I'm just saying, like, my crotch was there because she was on my lap.
01:25:36
And like,
01:25:37
there were several times where I was like, so afraid the bitch was just going to.
01:25:40
And it was like, no, no, stay away from that.
01:25:45
Because she don't know any better. No.
01:25:49
All right.
01:25:49
Where did this article go? Yep.
01:25:50
So that's the beautiful lady here.
01:25:53
Is anybody surprised a woman and not a man?
01:25:57
I don't know, I'm
01:25:58
surprised that she looks pretty good for a mugshot, you know?
01:26:01
No, no much tears their faces at all.
01:26:03
I mean, she's she's
01:26:05
not bad for I don't know.
01:26:07
What do you think she's like like quarter.
01:26:10
She's 20% egg roll zero out of ten.
01:26:14
Right. I mean.
01:26:17
I can't I'm 20 or 20.
01:26:21
Whether they admitted or one egg roll admitted or not.
01:26:23
One a clean, pure woman
01:26:26
and having sex with a dog kind of just kind of runs things.
01:26:30
Yeah.
01:26:32
Yeah. For me, that's a dealbreaker.
01:26:33
Oh, no,
01:26:33
it definitely it definitely promotes her the amount that she's going to get.
01:26:37
But it's going to it's going to get her after.
01:26:39
It's going to get rid of the ones that are going to stick around.
01:26:43
Yeah.
01:26:43
All of us stick around.
01:26:45
I bet it was okay
01:26:46
if she introduced the newest member of her family, juniper, aka junebug.
01:26:50
She wrote an accompanying video with a playful puppy.
01:26:54
Kaminsky was released on $10,000 bond March 22nd and is due
01:26:57
to appear in court for an arrangement hearing April 22nd.
01:27:00
So we will have to earmark this because I like to.
01:27:04
That's what I said. What did I say?
01:27:06
Or angels answering me?
01:27:08
Yes, that we start a registry similar to the people one
01:27:14
similar to oh, this guy, a simple shared list
01:27:17
that maybe the people did because the dog's birthday.
01:27:22
Oh, it looks like you have a good income here.
01:27:23
You've got a large house or a huge backyard.
01:27:25
Oh, oh, hold on a second here. I've got a red flag.
01:27:27
Where's the Congo?
01:27:29
I'm sorry.
01:27:30
It looks like that.
01:27:30
You have anally penetrated puppies, so
01:27:34
we are not going to give you any more puppies.
01:27:37
Yeah, you should be just banned from everything forever.
01:27:42
Yes. You can't go anywhere.
01:27:45
Yeah, or do anything.
01:27:48
Yeah, that sounds reasonable.
01:27:51
Speaking of the, outrageous.
01:27:52
Go fund me, is it?
01:27:53
May or may not be outrageous, I don't I have,
01:27:55
something that cost me about it, but just got that.
01:27:59
Did you hear about that?
01:28:01
That,
01:28:03
father who left his kids at McDonald's to go get a job interview?
01:28:06
No, but this sounds like a fucking great joke.
01:28:08
Was there a priest involved?
01:28:11
No, but that's literally what he did.
01:28:12
He dropped them off at McDonald's. There was a play place.
01:28:14
What was it?
01:28:15
I thought it was a Walmart.
01:28:18
No, it was McDonald's. Play place.
01:28:20
How old were the kids that went to Earth?
01:28:23
But he went to a job interview.
01:28:26
Supposedly there was there was there were reports that say
01:28:29
that you potentially did not, allegedly, allegedly.
01:28:34
That's ignorant.
01:28:35
I said I said, I'm quoting reports.
01:28:37
I'm quoting the reports
01:28:39
I can't see that was okay.
01:28:41
He's got one hell of a go fund me going as well.
01:28:43
I can't see, the ages of the children, but the ages were fucking weird because
01:28:47
there was a one year old, like a five year old and a nine year olds was like each,
01:28:51
I don't know. Oh, I could tell.
01:28:54
You could probably have, maybe a five year old, maybe not a five year old.
01:28:59
They got so like a five year old, the nine year
01:29:00
old hanging out in the McDonald's play place for quite some time
01:29:03
without needing to be checked in, like on there, I don't know,
01:29:06
sure he age, but with a one year old, like that's a whole nother 12.
01:29:11
Yeah, he's a one year old still in like a bassinet thing
01:29:15
or is it walking on its own?
01:29:16
I, I don't know, I don't think so.
01:29:19
I think yeah, I think that's the baby buggy.
01:29:23
I'll let you guys figure it out. It's more fun that way.
01:29:27
I think that's yeah.
01:29:29
We call the dinosaur.
01:29:31
All right. My my my baby, my precious baby.
01:29:33
Six months old and she's not walking yet.
01:29:35
I'm concerned.
01:29:39
Yeah.
01:29:40
Is that it works?
01:29:42
No, I'd say between 1 and 2 talking.
01:29:47
No worries.
01:29:47
Between 2 and 3 walking. No worries.
01:29:51
I'm sorry I reversed that.
01:29:53
Well, I mean one and two and talking between 1 and 3.
01:29:57
My daughter didn't talk ever.
01:29:58
And then when she started talking, she would.
01:30:01
Sorry.
01:30:02
And you were like, oh, shut up.
01:30:05
I did.
01:30:08
Well, I still have the ball,
01:30:11
you know, to choose a topic.
01:30:12
Sweet.
01:30:15
The ball.
01:30:16
I got a ball to the ball.
01:30:18
No problem.
01:30:20
I know we should get off YouTube though, and keep it rolling.
01:30:22
If you got any, we should to flag wedgie the Mandela Effect.
01:30:28
You pulled that out already?
01:30:31
I do a show every time. No.
01:30:35
Oh, I heard a new Mandela Effect this week.
01:30:39
I forget what it was, but it wasn't very good. It didn't apply to me.
01:30:41
It was like the the, missing finger of the black
01:30:45
Power Ranger.
01:30:49
He had a missing finger.
01:30:51
Yeah, I guess he did.
01:30:52
I didn't watch this was all right here.
01:30:54
That the black Power Ranger.
01:30:56
Did you find it weird that the Black Power Ranger was the black Power Ranger?
01:31:00
Yeah.
01:31:01
He's, Yes, that was the weird part to me.
01:31:05
I didn't know, but the thing is.
01:31:07
Middle finger.
01:31:08
That was creepy for. Think you just.
01:31:10
You just have gloves on and the finger with the stuffing, and it looks normal.
01:31:16
Unless he makes a fist, and then he's flipping me.
01:31:19
So you got
01:31:19
a problem if somebody doesn't have all their fingers?
01:31:22
Yeah. It's creepy.
01:31:24
It makes me kind of nauseous.
01:31:25
Yeah, it looks like, you know, this is like.
01:31:28
Yeah.
01:31:31
I'll see a Little Caesars Arena.
01:31:33
Oh, baby. Start walking in, like, ten months. Yeah, yeah.
01:31:35
So if it's if they're one year but to two years old
01:31:38
and they haven't started walking, you should worry.
01:31:40
I never like to say a number because then new parents, they're like,
01:31:43
oh my God, my child is ten months old.
01:31:46
And one day and they're not walking, I started yeah, retarded.
01:31:50
Better start pumping drugs.
01:31:51
Yeah that's okay though.
01:31:53
We, we had this PSA last week
01:31:56
and, give me one second to find out where to go.
01:32:00
Okay, fine.
01:32:00
Pick what?
01:32:02
Yeah, I need to find Dick.
01:32:07
What do you say you drink one beer?
01:32:09
You're not an alcoholic.
01:32:10
You make one song on SoundCloud.
01:32:12
You're not a rapper.
01:32:14
But I suck one.
01:32:24
Today
01:32:25
I am signing an executive order, making it legal to call your friends
01:32:30
fags and retards if they are doing something faggy or retarded.
01:32:35
Stop fags and retards!
01:32:37
Ladies and gentlemen, we've got to start calling our friends this again.
01:32:40
And we.
01:32:41
Oops!
01:32:45
Oh, well, you guys already said I didn't.
01:32:48
Not the F-word, but we said our tard.
01:32:50
We didn't say the other one for sure.
01:32:52
He said bags and no.
01:32:57
Yes. How many that's been there. Hey,
01:33:00
I never.
01:33:03
Get much wedgie.
01:33:14
Should religious weddings have legal power?
01:33:17
They do.
01:33:18
Does that even mean
01:33:20
I've never been to a non-religious wedding?
01:33:22
So my topic
01:33:25
that, they have, I have.
01:33:28
You would.
01:33:29
I think it's a combo platter.
01:33:32
In every case, it's like both legal and religious.
01:33:35
Unrelated, but the same thing.
01:33:39
Yes. Stephen did had a non non-religious,
01:33:42
not even non-denominational at a non-religious wedding.
01:33:45
Right. Yeah.
01:33:46
That's like when you go to the magistrate and have just signed the legal documents
01:33:50
and then the but we did that in addition
01:33:54
to the, the religious wedding.
01:33:59
We signed papers.
01:34:01
It was a separate thing.
01:34:04
Yeah.
01:34:05
We were legally married a week before we were.
01:34:08
We tied the knot publicly.
01:34:13
But you waited
01:34:14
till the honeymoon to have to cancel.
01:34:17
Oh, absolutely.
01:34:20
Is self-care just capitalism in a bathrobe?
01:34:22
What happened to the picker wheel?
01:34:25
It's been amazing the last few weeks.
01:34:26
Now it is our time.
01:34:28
Yeah, yeah, it's.
01:34:29
Let's put that aside and show.
01:34:31
Show some Jack
01:34:33
like I call Jack
01:34:35
retarded in the the the third, the fifth and final interview.
01:34:38
Should we we should wait for YouTube then because we are Jack.
01:34:42
We are three YouTube videos in a row
01:34:44
that actually got captioned and could be monetized.
01:34:47
That's huge.
01:34:49
It's huge.
01:34:51
Was the only our 19 show we're baby.
01:34:55
We're like a little baby that we care
01:34:59
well enough until you get to triple digits.
01:35:04
Since, wrestling tends to bring, bring some views.
01:35:08
Let's watch some quick wrestling really quick.
01:35:10
Okay.
01:35:13
This looks like a big deal.
01:35:16
Yeah, he's
01:35:18
trying to hold the pain in, but, yeah, I don't think you're supposed to do that.
01:35:22
No. That hurts.
01:35:24
That's a great stunt.
01:35:26
Is there audio on this?
01:35:28
Yeah, yeah, the air though, that that totally gave way.
01:35:32
That was not a hard landing.
01:35:35
I don't feel like you do it.
01:35:37
I don't want to do it.
01:35:40
When it gave you all the.
01:35:45
Oh, yeah.
01:35:47
You know, there's there's some, like, there's a decent amount of people
01:35:51
there, maybe like 20.
01:35:54
This is southern.
01:35:55
This is southern professional wrestling.
01:35:57
This is different.
01:35:58
That is I don't know. Yeah.
01:36:00
No I agree with draw wholeheartedly.
01:36:02
We do get a lot more views when we talk about wrestling.
01:36:05
So I, I came up with the wrestling.
01:36:07
Oh my God.
01:36:11
I which one Dax Harwood collision.
01:36:14
You know it's a terrible name. It's a horror underrated.
01:36:17
He's undersized kind of fat body wrestler who.
01:36:21
Yeah.
01:36:21
That's how I would I don't know.
01:36:23
Yeah. It's a terrible name. Yeah.
01:36:26
He was, dead
01:36:28
in WWE.
01:36:31
So my
01:36:33
who cares?
01:36:34
Oh, speaking of which, collision is a televised show, right?
01:36:37
Oh, so I got a, Okay.
01:36:39
I don't know why, but I got a, email.
01:36:41
They're going to be playing at the Masonic.
01:36:44
That's a 4000, 4000 seater at most.
01:36:47
But with wrestling, you have to have space for the ring.
01:36:50
You have to have space for entrances.
01:36:52
Yeah.
01:36:52
Our Masonic.
01:36:53
Yeah, yeah.
01:36:54
Which is a weird venue for wrestling.
01:36:56
I've seen wrestling at a weird venue, Royal Oak Music Theater.
01:36:59
And then I forget one other location.
01:37:02
But that was meant that was not televised.
01:37:05
It was a smaller promotion.
01:37:08
And, it was interesting.
01:37:09
It was weird. It didn't. It would never fit on TV.
01:37:11
They had to, like, makeshift, the side of the ring,
01:37:13
like there was not enough room for them to do anything.
01:37:16
The outside of the ring only was on two sides of the ring.
01:37:20
They couldn't go all four sides of the ring
01:37:22
because there wasn't enough room.
01:37:23
So I'm curious how they're going to get that done, but, quite impressive
01:37:27
and also quite interesting that, that, that that company is not doing that.
01:37:31
Well. It's not doing as well as people think it is.
01:37:35
Which, which league really did it come?
01:37:37
Leagues you is what it's called.
01:37:40
No it's a I don't know what is it.
01:37:42
Yeah.
01:37:42
I mean like organization a company it's a business brand I don't right.
01:37:46
Yeah.
01:37:46
The brand, it's a brand
01:37:49
and NXT.
01:37:51
Yeah.
01:37:51
That's what my brother and I went to see.
01:37:53
But that was never meant to really be.
01:37:56
It's meant it was meant to be developmental all the time.
01:37:59
None of it was really meant to be.
01:38:01
I mean, that's a pretty obvious question statement.
01:38:04
Well, let's just
01:38:07
clean up on some more wrestling stuff than if we're going to continue
01:38:10
to go wrestling very.
01:38:13
I've seen a video.
01:38:15
Oh, this. Oh.
01:38:26
This one isn't that bad.
01:38:28
And then I didn't watch the rest of this.
01:38:30
Be careful.
01:38:32
Oh. 0000, that wasn't that big of a deal.
01:38:44
Is there good people going to, like, get.
01:38:46
These people are going to get? Yeah. These aren't stuntmen, though.
01:38:48
They're just they're going to work tomorrow.
01:38:50
You know. Right.
01:38:52
They think they're going to like, I don't know, make it famous.
01:38:56
Maybe this gives them money, but they're it's paralyzed.
01:38:58
It's going to change my.
01:39:10
We'll make sure you still catch him.
01:39:14
And then everyone fall down.
01:39:16
So that wasn't a big deal.
01:39:20
Oh, right on the tailbone.
01:39:21
Yeah.
01:39:22
He barely broken.
01:39:25
Yeah, he landed on his feet in a.
01:39:29
Oh, yeah.
01:39:31
He looked like he was in pain.
01:39:32
Yeah.
01:39:35
It's.
01:39:35
Yeah. Oh.
01:39:40
Be careful.
01:39:41
There's onions there. Oh.
01:39:45
Bobby wants to get him
01:39:48
noticed.
01:39:48
Just looks like a Buffalo Bills tailgate. Oh,
01:39:54
we gotta find.
01:39:57
Those women sort of.
01:40:05
She's the one who got
01:40:07
the move down here, and she's not acting like she's her.
01:40:10
Oh, hey, you guys.
01:40:12
Oh, yeah. Oh,
01:40:15
I think they thought it was going to break
01:40:17
that conspiracy.
01:40:20
Oh, yeah.
01:40:22
Do it again until it breaks.
01:40:24
Oh my God.
01:40:25
Come on guys.
01:40:28
Oh it's terrible. Oh.
01:40:35
Oh these guys are great.
01:40:38
You know women I got a big fat ass.
01:40:42
Whoa!
01:40:47
Oh, no.
01:40:47
It shouldn't do this.
01:40:49
Was that a joke? Was that last one? It was the last one.
01:40:51
The dressing.
01:40:53
Sorry.
01:40:53
The face.
01:40:55
Miguel Cabrera was there for some reason.
01:40:58
Oh. Oh. Oh.
01:41:03
That's being done backwards, right?
01:41:06
No, he was my ex. It's okay.
01:41:08
He'll be all right.
01:41:10
Are you sure? Yeah. The rope cut as far.
01:41:13
Okay.
01:41:14
He might have fallen straight on his face.
01:41:16
His leg didn't snap in half a wrestling segment.
01:41:18
Ladies and gentlemen, we have one more.
01:41:20
But it definitely is not YouTube friendly.
01:41:22
I will say that we have. No, it's not YouTube friendly.
01:41:25
This one is YouTube friendly for our Rumble exclusives.
01:41:27
Also, wrestling.
01:41:29
They don't do anything at their.
01:41:32
They have a record.
01:41:33
Oh, hey, where's he gonna manhandle him?
01:41:35
Calm down.
01:41:36
Don't do that.
01:41:40
Anyone can help you.
01:41:41
That grill.
01:41:43
Put your elbow down, down, down.
01:41:46
Don't stare down.
01:41:47
Just let me know what you see up here.
01:41:50
Right here.
01:41:50
Okay. Oh, down.
01:41:52
Elbow down and grill.
01:41:54
Is he just drunk, or is he in some kind of.
01:41:57
All right.
01:41:57
I think he's just raged up to it. Yeah.
01:42:01
You got one more?
01:42:04
He may be on some shit.
01:42:05
Who knows?
01:42:06
Maybe that's not gonna rotate wrist.
01:42:10
He's very good.
01:42:11
You did get down and grill.
01:42:13
He thinks the whole thing is is is the grip.
01:42:15
He can win it with the grip.
01:42:17
Yeah, he could be throwing shoulder on the pad.
01:42:20
You know what the reason wrist.
01:42:23
I think they're going to go this time. Ready?
01:42:25
Ready. Grip. Grill up. No rest.
01:42:28
Not happy with it.
01:42:28
This is my grip guys. Don't fight. You win this year.
01:42:31
You come down like this, you win.
01:42:33
You come down like that.
01:42:35
To me, this is way cooler than other rest is going to come down like that.
01:42:40
I think these guys may actually play.
01:42:42
Okay, I'm going to close you first. Okay.
01:42:44
Bring his shoulder in.
01:42:46
Although you know what?
01:42:47
Don't if you're not actually arm wrestling.
01:42:50
Just two dudes holding hands at the bow.
01:42:53
Right.
01:42:54
Grill one forward on.
01:42:57
Oh, he just got an actual foul.
01:42:59
That's like a black curtain fencing from across the park.
01:43:03
You know, the black cards and fencing.
01:43:05
I did not know there were black cards in front of him.
01:43:08
You get a jacket from the entire tournament of the black card move.
01:43:12
Yeah, that's a bad move.
01:43:14
We'll, we'll finish out our sports segment.
01:43:18
Oh, Ginger.
01:43:20
Just.
01:43:20
Holy fucking shit, dude.
01:43:22
Let's let's see a replay of the actual match. Ready?
01:43:24
It goes quick. You ready?
01:43:25
This could be a long, grueling match.
01:43:27
Oh, the prepping everything. Move!
01:43:29
Don't move
01:43:32
is the rest of the game.
01:43:34
Oh, it's over, so don't move.
01:43:37
But then he said ready?
01:43:38
Go and work.
01:43:40
Yeah.
01:43:41
We're closing out the sports segment. I've got breaking news.
01:43:54
Just in.
01:43:54
The Florida Gators have won the NCAA men's basketball championship.
01:43:59
Justin Florida Gators,
01:44:03
that's amazing.
01:44:04
Did you know that you're
01:44:05
speaking of the basketball and the staredown of the arm wrestling?
01:44:09
Ben Wallace once got a technical foul for staring at a ref.
01:44:14
Yeah,
01:44:16
that's both ridiculous for the NBA.
01:44:19
And Ben Wallace is terrifying.
01:44:21
If he stares you down, I'd give him a black card.
01:44:24
But you staring doesn't hurt.
01:44:28
It doesn't interfere with the game.
01:44:30
In fact, I would say that the ref was there for a really long time.
01:44:33
It actually can hurt your eyes a bit,
01:44:35
but not the person your stare.
01:44:37
I'm talking about the other way.
01:44:40
I just.
01:44:40
I've been stared pretty fully.
01:44:45
But no, I've got another wrestling tape.
01:44:47
Can we play anywhere? Show me where the stare hurt you.
01:44:51
I've got,
01:44:52
It's, again out of episode four,
01:44:56
A new hope of the Star Wars franchise.
01:44:59
So it's owned by Disney.
01:45:00
So I don't know how much of a clip we can play, but I did send the clip.
01:45:06
Is it supercell has an update?
01:45:09
Yeah,
01:45:11
that's the.
01:45:15
I, I seeing it the princess and the Wookie to my ship.
01:45:20
You said they'd be left in the city under my supervision.
01:45:22
I am altering the deal.
01:45:23
Pray I don't offer it any further.
01:45:26
Oh, that's what supercell did me this week.
01:45:29
My wrath will be.
01:45:33
Is God damn Clash Royale.
01:45:36
I log in and it wants me to update.
01:45:39
So I update.
01:45:40
And you know how I always say to you, Brady,
01:45:44
if you're not opening a chest, you're just you're not doing anything.
01:45:46
You're just wasting your time.
01:45:49
You're no longer no more chest open.
01:45:51
I've got keys to open, chests that don't open.
01:45:55
I remember a time when we do a river battle, river
01:45:59
race battle and we wouldn't get, chests.
01:46:03
And then all of a sudden, they brought chests into that if you want.
01:46:06
You got a chest.
01:46:07
And I was like, great.
01:46:08
I can fill up my chest slots.
01:46:10
There are no longer chest slot.
01:46:12
Supercell took all of that stuff away.
01:46:15
And what is the current promotion in Clash of Clans right now?
01:46:20
WWE not kidding you I don't is it I what it is
01:46:25
currently WWE man
01:46:28
it rings the bell when you when you log in.
01:46:31
It's got the stupid characters
01:46:33
and it plays the same characters.
01:46:36
Yep, yep.
01:46:37
And it plays this do play.
01:46:38
So you've got the characters
01:46:42
and supercell has a contract with WWE.
01:46:46
They're using the logo.
01:46:47
There's a little blimp floating around that says WWE.
01:46:50
Yeah, they sold out last.
01:46:56
What's the fucking.
01:46:57
Oh, you got me. Okay,
01:46:59
I have to wrestle, but.
01:47:03
Oh, wait, I got the wrong one
01:47:04
on your life crossover Tourette's.
01:47:07
We got WWE, WWE, Tourette's. Oh,
01:47:12
electrocuted.
01:47:16
The Dustin Rhodes.
01:47:18
He's so disrespectful.
01:47:19
What are you?
01:47:19
222222 talking about.
01:47:24
I haven't done that in a while.
01:47:26
While
01:47:28
it's like PTSD.
01:47:32
So, why should
01:47:37
why reasoning behind that?
01:47:39
Why?
01:47:41
Because I'm an asshole.
01:47:45
About a year before this.
01:47:47
A year before this.
01:47:48
I'm sitting at home and I'm watching y'all know Jerry Springer.
01:47:52
Okay, Jerry Springer has this
01:47:54
panel of kids all lined up on stage.
01:47:58
About ten of them.
01:47:59
They all have dreads.
01:48:00
And I don't know what Tourette's is,
01:48:03
but there's a white girl down on the end here, and
01:48:07
a black kid.
01:48:08
They're all about ten, 12, 13 years old sitting on this end.
01:48:12
So this little white girl starts talking and she's doing some tics
01:48:16
and this and that.
01:48:17
I'm watching. I'm like, what the wrong with her?
01:48:19
Right?
01:48:20
And this black guy, all of a sudden, this little black kid, like a.
01:48:26
And I'm just like, what the.
01:48:29
And then they kept saying on TV, oh, they have Tourette's and this and that.
01:48:32
And I'm like, threats, man.
01:48:35
Jesus Christ.
01:48:37
So the, you know, the whole girl stops talking,
01:48:40
the whole boy starts talking, and she's saying some bad, bad stuff.
01:48:44
Here we go to consider motherfucker checks.
01:48:47
Is that enough, or shall I go on screaming antics and all kinds of perverse things?
01:48:53
Man, I'm just like, this is the goddamn beautiful thing.
01:48:56
Most beautiful thing I've ever seen on TV.
01:48:58
This is awesome.
01:48:59
This is something that I could maybe do on the road for the boys behind the scenes
01:49:06
because, Amy's back then.
01:49:11
And then they would start laughing.
01:49:12
And Bob, this is where Bob was a big part of it.
01:49:15
He would lean over and say, man, please don't, don't, don't laugh at him.
01:49:18
Don't laugh him.
01:49:20
He gets very, very half.
01:49:22
And now I gotta do it live on TV, man.
01:49:26
So they do it and they throw me into the electrical panel
01:49:29
with Batista and Randy Orton, and that gives me Tourette's.
01:49:33
So Vince, he saw it.
01:49:37
I mean, he saw it with the promo stuff because he he he, he wanted
01:49:42
he really wanted to see it.
01:49:43
So we showed him some of the stuff that we have been taping because evidently
01:49:46
we taped some stuff back then and,
01:49:50
and, he said he wanted to be, wanted me
01:49:53
to be more active in the ring with it, which is very difficult when you're
01:49:59
in here,
01:50:00
a clothesline or a dropkick or something like that.
01:50:04
You can't just it in here and go.
01:50:06
A new severe thunderstorm warning has been issued.
01:50:09
You know,
01:50:12
and then continued to do it
01:50:14
because it didn't resonate with the crowd as much.
01:50:18
I mean, the people on the front row are like, what?
01:50:21
What's wrong with Dustin's leg, man?
01:50:23
I mean, what the happened to Goldust now?
01:50:28
So but the promos were really good and they were a lot easier.
01:50:32
And that's how the Tourettes was born and why you're screaming at him.
01:50:34
Are you switching mics?
01:50:35
Is that what's happening? Oh.
01:50:39
What the fuck?
01:50:41
Oh fuck me. Okay,
01:50:43
I have to wrestle.
01:50:47
Likes to read segment.
01:50:50
I'm glad it's a new segment.
01:50:55
I heard the story of Gilgamesh.
01:50:58
The story talks about how he was two thirds God and one third man.
01:51:01
The claim was that he was asking for a tall man, and he was this brutal king.
01:51:07
That's where you lie buried under the Euphrates River.
01:51:10
That's drying up.
01:51:11
Well, here's the thing.
01:51:12
In 2003, a archeologist by the name of your gas binder,
01:51:16
he was in, the Mesopotamia area doing, like, the whole lidar thing.
01:51:21
What he said is I have found the tomb of Gilgamesh.
01:51:24
Oh, my gosh.
01:51:25
But it's underground, right? So they have to, like, dig it up.
01:51:27
That's what happened one month later.
01:51:29
Earthquake. The US invades Iraq.
01:51:31
Oh my gosh. No way.
01:51:34
This is where it gets crazy.
01:51:35
All the archeological sites were then stopped in Iraq.
01:51:37
So stop digging. Yeah, you're out of here.
01:51:39
And the US military set up an encampment around the tomb site.
01:51:43
But the locals reported that the US military
01:51:46
were digging at night, taking things out of the ground
01:51:49
and putting them onto trucks and driving them off.
01:51:52
Sounds like Indiana Jones.
01:51:54
So like a conspiracy.
01:51:56
Oh, yeah.
01:52:01
I don't know.
01:52:02
Oh, I serious,
01:52:05
is that really true?
01:52:07
You guys proof?
01:52:10
Hey, Matt, he says a lot of it.
01:52:12
There's a lot of.
01:52:13
He had good production and he was talking, so he must be.
01:52:16
It must be real.
01:52:19
Well, I don't know if he's real.
01:52:21
No, he's definitely not.
01:52:22
B-Real from Cypress Hill.
01:52:24
He's,
01:52:30
Dear ask fuck face.
01:52:35
Hey, I had a friend
01:52:37
that I met eight months ago at a local boxing gym here in Chicago.
01:52:40
Speaking of Chicago, shout out to the dog fucker.
01:52:44
She was just like, oh, I'm sure
01:52:45
no shout out to the dog.
01:52:49
But, yeah, her.
01:52:53
Well, now that's weird.
01:52:55
We got along.
01:52:56
Yeah, I,
01:52:58
my girlfriend, we have a email address that involves those two words, and she,
01:53:03
she later realized that, like, oh, yeah, she made it when she was younger.
01:53:06
And then she realized, like, oh, yeah, that's
01:53:07
probably something I shouldn't use ever again.
01:53:10
Yeah.
01:53:12
Yep. So, my emails slash dear
01:53:16
fledgling, I had this friend
01:53:18
I met eight months ago at a local boxing gym here in Chicago.
01:53:21
We got along extremely well and even hung out a couple times.
01:53:24
However, she left her job at the gym two months later
01:53:27
and things started falling apart.
01:53:30
I started sending excessive messages on her social media and she didn't like it.
01:53:34
But the following month she had enough.
01:53:36
She told me
01:53:37
I have an unhealthy attachment to her and we would go our separate ways.
01:53:40
She blocked me from all social media and she hasn't contacted me since.
01:53:44
Four months later I am better, but she is still in my head.
01:53:48
I really want to be right.
01:53:49
I really want to write her a nice and sincere letter and
01:53:53
reconcile with her and have her be my friend again.
01:53:56
I don't know what I was doing, I didn't know I was doing something wrong.
01:54:01
I have tried reaching out to her multiple times recently via email, to no avail.
01:54:06
In the meantime, one of her friends told me she has moved to Texas,
01:54:10
so I didn't need to do that for you, which makes it even more heartbreaking.
01:54:15
How can I show her I can be her friend again
01:54:17
without exhibiting those same, quote, toxic behaviors?
01:54:20
Signed guy with a wounded heart.
01:54:24
You can't guy.
01:54:26
You can't stop it. Just give up.
01:54:28
It's over.
01:54:29
It's been over.
01:54:30
You admitted she was. Oh, no.
01:54:32
You're so, so straight of it.
01:54:34
Writing her too many letters is to write her a letter.
01:54:36
You're an idiot for
01:54:39
her. So it's like she was so scared
01:54:41
she got the fuck out of the state, you know? It's like. Right?
01:54:43
Yeah.
01:54:44
When she's running from you that hard, you can let her go.
01:54:48
If you love something, let it go.
01:54:50
She comes back. It's yours forever.
01:54:52
She's not like how he didn't realize I. I like how he didn't.
01:54:54
He didn't realize at first that the gym was the whole thing
01:54:58
that made their them have to talk to each other.
01:55:01
Yeah, yeah. It all fell apart when she left.
01:55:03
Once you took the gym out of the equation, she was like, well,
01:55:05
I don't need to talk to this guy, right, right.
01:55:09
But he was at the gym, and so she just figured,
01:55:10
okay, I'll just be nice, you know?
01:55:12
Meanwhile, he's sitting there going, oh, yeah, fuck you, I can't wait.
01:55:15
Oh, do
01:55:16
you know how many people from my old work showed up to my party?
01:55:19
Zero. None. Zero.
01:55:22
Not so much.
01:55:22
They care about you.
01:55:23
Not even. Dan. You should have invited Dan.
01:55:26
Or if I'm sure you got the word.
01:55:29
It's a pretty closely use the word community.
01:55:33
But the kid lit community
01:55:35
close to the kid was actually on a Sasquatch mission.
01:55:38
He was looking for Bigfoot.
01:55:42
Not not kidding.
01:55:44
That was.
01:55:45
It was, gay sausage was, Sasquatch.
01:55:50
Bigfoot.
01:55:51
Doing, camping mission.
01:55:54
Gay sausage fest.
01:55:55
That's two negatives.
01:55:56
So it means it was a everyone was straight.
01:55:58
Yes. Three
01:56:00
other people dead.
01:56:02
Yeah, that is correct.
01:56:04
Big, huge shout out to the kid.
01:56:06
He should be calling any minute.
01:56:09
Small shout out to the kid until he got a little start.
01:56:12
A little baby wiener kid who?
01:56:16
This is Abigail
01:56:19
Wilson, a female disc golfer who refused to play
01:56:24
who we had.
01:56:24
We had this Sony the Stoney tree
01:56:27
refused to play Natalie Ryan.
01:56:31
And she probably said it ruined her career.
01:56:34
She won't be able to play anymore because they didn't let her son.
01:56:41
She got pushed out or something.
01:56:42
She her I don't understand.
01:56:45
I mean, I know
01:56:45
men are suing the bank to the father, but is disc golf really that uneven?
01:56:50
Yeah.
01:56:51
Oh, yeah.
01:56:52
Two in the pink, two in the sink.
01:56:53
And then you saw the thumb there for the little bean flicker or what is a hello.
01:56:56
Yeah. It it matches the disc.
01:57:00
She's got the same.
01:57:01
Yeah. That's Jim that's what she likes. Yeah.
01:57:04
Two in each with a little being flicker.
01:57:08
No good for her.
01:57:10
Good for her.
01:57:12
And also.
01:57:18
Oh I lost my shot.
01:57:19
There's more.
01:57:21
Not I lost my playlist.
01:57:22
The playlist that I've been using is gone.
01:57:24
It's just gone.
01:57:25
No, no. What do we do?
01:57:28
Go to Rumble.
01:57:29
It's back, I hit refresh, we're good.
01:57:32
Yeah.
01:57:32
If we go to Rumble, I go inside where it's warm.
01:57:35
So the other thing here is with the,
01:57:40
Where'd she go?
01:57:44
I don't know where it went.
01:57:47
So the same day or the same week
01:57:49
that they, the disc golfer, refused to play somebody who was born different
01:57:54
than the way they identify now, they also did it on a,
01:58:00
Where's it offense.
01:58:02
Here it is. I found it.
01:58:04
The Paris Olympics brought inclusivity
01:58:06
to sharp focus, kicking up the gender dispute and debate storm.
01:58:10
It started with Algerian boxer Imani Khalifa competing in the women's event.
01:58:15
Despite the questions over her gender, it escalated further when US President
01:58:20
Donald Trump recently signed an executive order banning trans athletes
01:58:24
from competing in women's sports in America.
01:58:27
All you need is this rally retards a fencer
01:58:30
getting disqualified from a women's competition in the United States.
01:58:33
Eggs.
01:58:33
It was a USA fencing sanctioned regional tournament.
01:58:37
The woman was up against a trans athlete, but it wasn't the transgender
01:58:41
athlete who was disqualified from the but the female fencer.
01:58:45
As a result of this, it also put an athlete of Tonya's
01:58:48
caliber under scrutiny.
01:58:52
More than 200 fencing matches,
01:58:54
including the national championships, so she isn't a newbie on the circuit.
01:58:58
This is obviously now stuck between a flurry of words,
01:59:02
with considerable support coming in from the black, black
01:59:06
and and the debate is if there is so much anguish among players over trans athletes
01:59:11
participation, could they into this category altogether?
01:59:16
Could they?
01:59:18
Yeah,
01:59:20
yeah, you could try that.
01:59:22
Well, everything just switched.
01:59:24
Do you think that that if there's enough of them
01:59:26
then they literally them, they lose.
01:59:29
Couldn't they just start their own division.
01:59:32
Yeah.
01:59:33
There should just be like, they would say that's not like
01:59:37
they should have the men's, the women.
01:59:40
Well, I was just thinking about it the other day, like, if like.
01:59:44
And then there's not a difference but a matter of open men
01:59:47
and if there's not a difference between men and women,
01:59:50
why is there a different size basketball for the women's game versus the men's game
01:59:55
is there? I was I'm unaware of that.
01:59:57
Yeah, yeah.
01:59:58
There was a small same size room, almost same size room.
02:00:01
Small ball.
02:00:03
Men have bigger bone structure, more muscle density
02:00:06
goes on and on and on and on that you can't argue with.
02:00:09
You literally have to take estrogen and testosterone to switch
02:00:12
one way or the other.
02:00:14
They'll argue that say, well, no, they're already on estrogen.
02:00:16
So they have a huge disadvantage.
02:00:18
Why why do they why do they compete
02:00:21
with men in there like the was the swimmer that won everything.
02:00:24
They were like the 1700 best male swimmer,
02:00:29
and then they became the best female swimmer overnight.
02:00:34
I love the ones that transition and they're not the best.
02:00:37
They're like
02:00:37
maybe the second or third best because they were that bad of an athlete.
02:00:41
As a man,
02:00:43
I think,
02:00:46
I get the doctor.
02:00:47
Would you, would you do that for so I would do that on purpose.
02:00:50
I would transition and then just, I would say go.
02:00:53
I second or third
02:00:55
I that way I'm like, oh no, that's cheating.
02:00:57
Like oh she's better you see. Like, oh no, this one's better than me.
02:01:00
I can't, oh I just can't catch her.
02:01:01
Darn it. See, but I'm second.
02:01:03
So I'm just a cheat on a test.
02:01:05
You're not going to get an A-plus because that'd be too obvious.
02:01:07
You're saying?
02:01:07
Yeah, right. Yeah, exactly.
02:01:09
You're going to
02:01:09
dump a few just to make it look like a I'll take a I'll take a C plus or B minus.
02:01:13
That's, that's why they would do the when they do the scantron
02:01:16
they would give you sometimes give you two different tests.
02:01:19
And so the person next to you would have like you'd have test day,
02:01:22
they'd have test B.
02:01:23
And so if you were to copy the scantron it wouldn't
02:01:27
queue up any answers on, you know, test it to test be the guy
02:01:31
you could easily tell like oh part B, I always had party.
02:01:35
Oh whatever.
02:01:36
I could always like two desks over.
02:01:39
I had pretty good eyesight to where I could look two desks over.
02:01:41
And then the way the scantron were segmented in these like sections,
02:01:45
you could always go like, okay, section 62nd section
02:01:48
down, how many dots down, how many dots over.
02:01:51
Okay. That's that's the answer that guy put.
02:01:53
Check the other desk. Verify the answer.
02:01:55
The other kid down there.
02:01:57
That's my answer.
02:01:59
You can tell by my test scores that I did not cheat.
02:02:02
I did not dwell. Well, when I went to high school,
02:02:04
there were school, I think three black people.
02:02:09
I don't know if that what that has to do with what we were talking about.
02:02:12
The kid.
02:02:15
Would that be,
02:02:17
You need help, deciding what you're going to say next time?
02:02:20
Let me handle my own shit.
02:02:22
Okay.
02:02:22
Sorry.
02:02:22
See, we lost enough other one.
02:02:26
I got to start grabbing these videos.
02:02:28
This one was just labeled racism.
02:02:30
Do you remember what it was, Gary? Where we lost Gary?
02:02:33
What happened to get well, what happened to Gary?
02:02:36
What kind of a rumble?
02:02:37
Then let's just cut over to rumble.
02:02:38
Yeah.
02:02:39
So over on Rumble, we're going to do chicken attack.
02:02:41
We're.
02:02:42
What did he say, 15 minutes roughly, anyway.
02:02:44
Yeah, I've got the rant of the week, which could be the rant of the year.
02:02:49
It's a little calm. Yeah.
02:02:50
It goes on and on and on.
02:02:51
We've got Gary party pictures.
02:02:53
We've got two more interviews from Gary's party.
02:02:57
We've got all kinds of swearing,
02:03:00
a wrestling clip involving many pairs of scissors.
02:03:04
People are fucking stupid.
02:03:05
Yeah, yeah. They're stupid.
02:03:09
Oh, we can show this on YouTube.
02:03:11
We got a show. Oh, baby girl,
02:03:14
this is a girl.
02:03:15
Don't even play.
02:03:17
This is a box office door.
02:03:20
Oh, girl, baby girl.
02:03:23
First of all, him play.
02:03:25
I don't like that.
02:03:26
She copied our topic title screen because I nailed it.
02:03:29
It looks just like it.
02:03:31
What do you do?
02:03:31
Yeah.
02:03:32
Office of New York Congress.
02:03:33
Lady Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.
02:03:35
As you can see, she has decorated her door
02:03:38
and outside of her door with some post-its.
02:03:41
She's getting paid to do hers and her well-wishers, and there are
02:03:45
we do this stuff here.
02:03:47
Of course, a lot of advocation for, illegal immigration.
02:03:52
We have this, Bible call back there.
02:03:55
John, I love abortion and the green New.
02:04:02
Tax says this
02:04:03
year I love abortion and the Green New Deal.
02:04:07
Thank you. Tasha
02:04:09
I mean thank you. Pause.
02:04:11
Sign. Tasha.
02:04:13
Latina queen, you are
02:04:16
who loves abortion.
02:04:17
I mean, that's a great idea.
02:04:19
Let's look at the other again.
02:04:20
I told the story of my girlfriend's coworker and
02:04:26
this is caribou.
02:04:28
Caribou?
02:04:29
Oh, caribou.
02:04:31
I thought that was racist. Caribou. Love you.
02:04:33
I don't know.
02:04:33
So she had a she she had kids, got a pregnant.
02:04:37
She's been with this dude for whatever.
02:04:39
And they just didn't want a kid.
02:04:40
And so she needed an abortion but didn't have the money for it.
02:04:43
So my girlfriend, unfortunately, didn't necessarily want to be one to help her
02:04:47
find out whatever motive the money to get an abortion, she gets an abortion.
02:04:51
It was, extremely bloody, lots of pain for like, several weeks.
02:04:55
She had to go to the hospital.
02:04:57
It wasn't good. She was in.
02:04:59
She said it was the worst thing ever.
02:05:01
And then, like, I think, like, nine months afterwards and maybe like a,
02:05:06
you know, less than a year
02:05:07
after this abortion thing happened, she got pregnant again.
02:05:11
And, they decided to keep the child because she was
02:05:14
she don't want to go through that again. Now, I already told the story before.
02:05:17
This is an old George story, but it's just the lesson learned there.
02:05:21
Yeah.
02:05:23
She's like, you know what?
02:05:24
Maybe we'll just keep it
02:05:26
rather than murder it.
02:05:28
All right.
02:05:33
Yeah.
02:05:33
Take care of it for 18 years.
02:05:35
Yeah. Take care of it for 18 years.
02:05:37
Sounds easier than going through that again, you know?
02:05:40
So apparently, you know,
02:05:42
if you're thinking about getting an abortion, go ahead and do it.
02:05:45
I'll even help.
02:05:49
Put down Rumble.
02:05:51
Yeah. Oh, no.
02:05:53
Oops.
02:05:54
We are, we are.
02:05:56
Disclaimer the unfiltered and crude proclamation of garbled speech.
02:05:59
Folks listen up.
02:05:59
Before we dive deeper into the circus of rumors and uncensored
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banter, here's our no nonsense disclaimer served with a side of white humor.
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Look, we're here for the time.
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Not a correct time. All right?
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In this crazy world where snowflakes, applesauce and Deborah critic,
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we're just trying to spread some joy without stepping on too many toes.
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So here's the article.
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Let's get over this algebra of our discourse
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from guest post or any random memo.
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It's to tickle your funny bone, choose your gray
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matter, and illuminate the path to a mirthful existence.
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Any semblance of seriousness is never accidental.
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Article to everyone equally, we're equal offenders. All right?
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We don't give a hoot about your gibberish
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race, religion, or whether you prefer cats or dogs.
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We're here to roast everyone from politicians to our own sorry selves.
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No, Jim would say, not even grandma. That was like article three.
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Screw political jabber. As we entered hold your hand or jab or anything.
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So if our driver friend, you talk like we're not responsible
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for any ruffled feathers or jibber feelings.
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But hey, if you can take the heat,
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we promise we'll dish out some belly laughs and maybe a couple of different
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give fake news alert the tales, rumors, and downright lies you hear here.
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I give her the $3 bill.
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Any resemblance to real life events or people,
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whether alive or pushing up daisies, is purely gibberish
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and probably a result of us hitting the bottle too hard.
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We're pretty sure the earth is round, but jabber who cares?
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Article beach ever cause why not parody and jigger our bread and butter folks,
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any likeness to actual people or characters is just us having a laugh.
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Not a reason for a jabber.
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We might not be the smartest kid on the job,
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but we sure know how to stir up some trouble.
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So in closing, if you've made it this far without getting your undies in a jigger,
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then congrats!
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You're our kind of people.
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We're just here to crack a few jokes, spread some jabber joy,
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and remind everyone that life's too short to be serious all the frickin time.
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So buckle up,
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buttercup, and get ready for a wild ride through the absurdity of our human life.
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Let ranch life.
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Oh, I
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finally, I finally like because I never read the end.
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But I always hear it.
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And I never understood the wild fledge ranch life.
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But I understand.
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And I finally figured.
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Well, let me tell you something, Barbara.
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Ladies and gentlemen, let's get right.
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On from the rumble.
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I hope that you're ready to rumble.
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Give me some your
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is going for sugar.
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And today we got another delicious recipe for your bitches.
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Matthew McConaughey's viral tuna salad recipe.
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He a Texas boy.
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So you going to have a longhorn in your pants when you,
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water chicken? Well, so big.
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Pretty pickle.
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This sauce and Elphaba fruit chopped up spicy links.
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Shout out to all my brand new Caucasian hot sauce.
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Green beans to your roommate. He's T-Pain.
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It's like time.
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Time is a flat surface water chicken, whatever the fuck he said.
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But it'll be okay.
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Time to drain them bitches.
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Normally I like it, but today we make an exception.
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Take your Caucasian hot sauce, give it a little squeeze.
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Now, this is one of these recipes that call for.
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Oh, measure this shit. Oh, teaspoon.
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This tablespoon of the fuck all that.
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Do it to taste.
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Taste this shit.
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If it tastes good, then you did the shit. Okay.
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Singing Wasabi Walker's all zesty sauce.
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Some of y'all zesty.
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That's all right.
02:08:59
Hey, yo, Matthew Goode, a thug in a movie.
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One time I can be in Tropic Thunder two.
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I could be a black guy that actually plays a black guy.
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I let the chopper rain on. It is.
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Keep my chopper in the trunk.
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Is onions making a thug cry like that scene in interstellar
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with Granny Smith.
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I like my apples with a little experience on them.
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Open the fuck up on my apples like it's the dice game.
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Boom. Parsnips.
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Like that's racist little.
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Oh yeah, that's the whole brand.
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Salty on it is stirred.
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Oh shit, that was fucking.
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That was Kendrick Lamar.
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I'm learning.
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Preciate that. Yeah.
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Got everything.
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But I've never been more proud.
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That's the first rapping I've ever recognized.
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Open night. Nice.
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Oh the flavors keep getting tasty.
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It's time to get this breeze. All right, all right.
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I ain't got no toast.
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Hurry the fuck up.
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Let's make a movie.
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Makes toast about how you worn in ten days.
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Is about a thug that hooks up with his other parole.
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He doesn't have a table to get him to be performed,
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but then he gets her in the pimp game.
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I think his audio is messed up.
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It's really coming from one side. Really?
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That's not us. That's her.
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Work in the streets is love and money this shit 60 is who it's time to play.
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This man only took 25 now, though, though this isn't as good as the other ones.
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I feel like he needs to show his cleavage more of myself
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as I'm trying to see the streets
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see busted open like you.
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And Magic Sandwich is just as good,
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but I think he needs to show his cleavage more.
02:10:26
Kids need to know hip hop.
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Yeah, down the street. Smoke hungry?
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Let me make you a sandwich right now. Yeah.
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We seen what the little thing is doing, Let's try this thing.
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Thing? The Trump thing. Thing we saw you.
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I ain't gonna hold you.
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That's good.
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Matthew, look at my health.
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Make me hungry.
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He's talking to make me kind of get.
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All right, I'm going to play this.
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Could not play it on YouTube.
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It's Gary.
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He's going to rant for food. Oh, yeah. Very.
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It's curry.
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Hey, it's called I ain't come by anal G.
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Okay, here I go.
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Fifth rap. The.
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I like it,
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I'm talking about I ain't nothing I ain't.
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They say how much cheaper 100.
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Tell me ain't nobody really showing this face.
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Just a hundred questions high.
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Let me straight,
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nigga I'm the real deal.
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Ain't nobody touching me.
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Megastar from birth.
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You know it's destiny that's rich on my birth, on my back.
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You ain't on my level I ain't nothing but chick in the chat
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I'm the sun shooting boom today.
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Plain
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earth and break my leg I put the H on it.
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Okay I'm the one the oh know I'm the one with the fame I know.
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Fake my whole clip with this.
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Can't kill it all the way to shit.
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Ain't no cheap flashy blond using your face
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I mean niggas hate yourself more.
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Gotta hate us some by haters.
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Fucking hate for from the soul.
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Wishing they was me.
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But they know they can't go I'm like he's ahead nigga I ain't no pride
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fo them haters get no shit, they get low I'm just trying to live life.
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Get my pride, get fly.
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Ain't nobody gonna stop me.
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This ain't going to die I'm gonna take what I want me got.
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Ain't never lie I'm a fool I go I a gang for I die
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I, I ain't never been a coward.
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Niggas know my name.
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But they don't know the power behind my eyes, behind my words.
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But how my mind I'ma walk in the earth.
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Shit.
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You can't prove why I'm here to say
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I ain't no hero I'm much better.
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Watch you symbol on the chain.
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Why it's my brother.
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Niggas better watch yourself.
02:13:07
You can't win the damn shit I know you fill me up.
02:13:10
You hear my voice I ain't got life, I ain't making no noise.
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I'ma let my bad shit for I ain't niggas know they fucking with.
02:13:20
Ain't no treat that's sick I come to play games I let my neighbors know.
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Get to the real nigga.
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This time I ain't here to make friends I ain't your buddy pal
02:13:31
I'm here to get my funny I ain't never know it I call you bitch I
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ain't your problem, my nigga.
02:13:40
You I'm a trip master. Cordless.
02:13:43
You can't slow up their chorus for I leave, leave the game.
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No shit I know you hear me I'm
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playing night night I play this I'm, I'm.
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Take it, it's gone wrong.
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Bird lives every time I worry bout
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shoot, nigga, you just wasting the time.
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Losing the time.
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Flash what I said please
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bitch
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I like the beat, the beats great.
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Yeah.
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That's good.
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I did you tell it to say the N-word that many times, or does it do that
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on its own?
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Yeah, I think we would.
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Over the quota. You're muted
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I didn't hear it.
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I mean I just emphasize it's nigga that's your color.
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All I know is I never say
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any form of nigga I you know I'm cured of that.
02:14:43
He's cured.
02:14:43
That's good.
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What do you think of
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cured?
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All right, so we have the.
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And they've only found two Springfield residents calling to complain that Haitian
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migrants.
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The square interviews.
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This is swag.
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Were you joking?
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You said the kid was calling in because,
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I don't know.
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They like. No, like actually calling in.
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Not just leaving a message because I don't know the kid.
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Just I feel like that these topics are above
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the kid, over the kids, and I don't know if he can.
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It's way past the kids bedtime.
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I come at my job.
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Yeah, that's it is true.
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With this, I said the link to swag.
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How does he look?
02:15:30
He's here.
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Melder, if you pick one of these pieces of paper
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because he's 20 years older than you, remember, address.
02:15:37
All right.
02:15:38
I'm going to take.
02:15:38
Is that okay? I swipe his hand.
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But does it say the afterlife or is there an afterlife?
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Oh, yeah. You live next to a fucking cemetery, dude.
02:15:47
Hell yeah, there's an afterlife.
02:15:48
So, you know, squirrely is stuff.
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Oh, yeah. Yeah, I've seen stuff.
02:15:54
What about before?
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Death is there before death? Yes.
02:15:58
Like a little jacket, right?
02:16:00
No, that sounds like absolute nonsense.
02:16:04
Retarded garbage to me.
02:16:06
You're absolute garbage.
02:16:09
Go as above, so I know.
02:16:11
Oh, it's it's it's like another joke that was quick.
02:16:16
No no no no no.
02:16:16
We we go
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for that.
02:16:20
Yeah.
02:16:20
First.
02:16:25
Yeah.
02:16:25
Jackson.
02:16:25
That was Jackson.
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But that's all right, you know.
02:16:28
That's all right.
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Go in the fucking reverse, you know. Damn it.
02:16:32
I even clear when you said going and you
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I did, and that was the first one.
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So reversal order would have been that last.
02:16:41
See?
02:16:42
Fuck you. I knew you were going to do this.
02:16:44
I'm going to show the text where I said, oh, okay.
02:16:47
The order I'm going to play them is the chronological order for.
02:16:51
Yeah.
02:16:51
Ordered to last recorded.
02:16:53
I was so specific because I work with customers
02:16:55
that are just like, you know, oh, no, reverse.
02:16:58
I said reverse twice. Right.
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And I clarified, so the reverse is the stupid way to describe it,
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because it's based on my projection of what the order is.
02:17:09
Do you see where that goes? Would have been much better.
02:17:11
You gave me an automation.
02:17:13
I even said, do you want me to number them? Yep.
02:17:15
Just like showing up at your party. Wait.
02:17:17
Unofficial. So hold on, hold on.
02:17:19
I need to.
02:17:19
First of all, let me check to make sure I didn't make a mistake.
02:17:23
That was the 45 second one.
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Yeah, that was the one that was recorded one minute after the first one.
02:17:29
So when you say play them in
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reverse order, what do you think that meant,
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or are you just mistaken?
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And I did do what you said I would skip I am mistaken, I have a button for that.
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Okay okay. Good one.
02:17:44
Can you hit the button?
02:17:45
Okay.
02:17:45
Carrie, I've got a I got a bonus button over here for when I can't fight.
02:17:49
So this is the I was I was wrong.
02:17:51
I apologize.
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So please go away.
02:17:55
Have a nice day.
02:17:56
It's nice talking to your buddy.
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Is this the other one?
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I hope so, am I correct?
02:18:03
He looks the same.
02:18:04
This is my half birthday. It's kind of a big deal.
02:18:06
I turned 51.5.
02:18:08
So this is the first video you made for, birthday.
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Because, you know, reverse.
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I thought you I start celebrating half birthdays when I was nine,
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but apparently not half assed birthdays.
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So that brings people over.
02:18:20
So this is when you were on when you were nine.
02:18:27
Yeah.
02:18:28
We stopped celebrating half birthdays when my kids were two.
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Because it was like, first they were like a day older.
02:18:37
They were a week old than they were months than they were six months.
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Nine months. Oh, my God, you're a year old.
02:18:41
And then we maybe a year and three months, then a year and six year and a half.
02:18:46
Then it was two, three, 4 or 5, 380 on the way up.
02:18:50
What?
02:18:51
I swear, drive, flash.
02:18:53
All right, I said flash.
02:18:56
Not well, there's a fire on flash brings people over.
02:18:59
So this is where John flash. Where?
02:19:03
John flash.
02:19:04
All right, I'm here. I'm live.
02:19:06
That's the code.
02:19:06
Because he's saying that's not the thing, I don't know.
02:19:10
That means he's here. He's.
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I mean, of course. Fucking asshole.
02:19:15
You know, I help you. I love you, brother.
02:19:18
It's back.
02:19:19
It's, exact same format somewhere else that we do that we'd have actually.
02:19:24
No, no. It's good.
02:19:25
It's, Actually, that's fucking loser.
02:19:29
Cool looking fox is nice, I get that.
02:19:32
I mean, how about how about we do it out here?
02:19:35
Are you going to set up 18V?
02:19:37
I can only do about three, but we could do.
02:19:39
Fuck you.
02:19:39
I designed an 18 hole course on your property, and I.
02:19:43
I have the layout. I'll measure it.
02:19:45
Now, you go ahead, Gary. Seriously, there's ways to do it. Okay. Oh, you want
02:19:49
it crisscrosses.
02:19:50
Yeah. You got to.
02:19:51
Either that or you play.
02:19:53
So I have, my property.
02:19:55
I have an idea of three baskets, but it's six different holes
02:19:59
if you play them forward and then in reverse, you know what I mean?
02:20:02
Yeah, yeah.
02:20:02
So the way I got it is the way Gary's property is.
02:20:05
It takes five baskets.
02:20:07
You got one in the middle and one in each corner.
02:20:10
Yeah.
02:20:11
And then you literally just shoot two and it's offset because you want
02:20:14
that one half to be sure you don't want them all
02:20:16
to be the exact same distance to the middle.
02:20:18
You know what I mean?
02:20:19
Right.
02:20:19
So you got two long two longer shots, two shorter shots and the in-betweens,
02:20:23
and then the super long shots that you could go diagonal over the center
02:20:26
or the corner
02:20:28
and I it and for whatever the math is, I don't know why it works out.
02:20:31
It was from starting at your behind your barn going shh.
02:20:36
Right back to there was 18 holes or 24 holes or whatever.
02:20:40
All fucking holes are.
02:20:43
Let's do it, do it.
02:20:44
Five baskets.
02:20:46
I wouldn't put them in, though, until you're sure.
02:20:48
You know what I mean.
02:20:50
Like, just roll them out there and.
02:20:52
Oh, of course I know what you mean.
02:20:54
Do you know what I mean?
02:20:56
And I don't know if all those good interviews I call Jack retarded.
02:21:01
I don't know if you'd want to ruin your backyard with a bunch of tee pads.
02:21:04
Today I am signing an executive order making it legal
02:21:08
to call your friends fags and retards if they are doing
02:21:14
today.
02:21:14
I have something vaguely retarded.
02:21:19
Yeah, it's always been make your sandwich.
02:21:22
It's September 22nd
02:21:24
and we're all still here.
02:21:27
Awkward.
02:21:29
But those were,
02:21:31
those were antediluvian.
02:21:34
You know what?
02:21:35
We could have played on YouTube?
02:21:37
That Sabina segment.
02:21:39
Sabrina.
02:21:41
No bullshit.
02:21:44
We could have, but we have to do some stuff over here.
02:21:47
Yeah. Hashing forever.
02:21:49
Watch horseshoes.
02:21:51
Please.
02:21:52
Please, please fix me.
02:21:55
Horse and Beth.
02:21:56
Always. Please, please.
02:21:59
Here it is.
02:22:00
Hash.
02:22:01
And please, please, please just go.
02:22:05
I don't want boots and obviously work on the grass.
02:22:10
So I'm fixing the ceiling underneath the Egyptian pyramids
02:22:14
on, And what are we to make of this?
02:22:17
The recent news and what's in these are in Egypt on March 15th.
02:22:21
A group of three research.
02:22:22
The step is under the center. One right.
02:22:24
That is not the largest.
02:22:25
Revealed a stunning discovery.
02:22:27
No, it's underneath this.
02:22:28
One of the mass of tomography is more about us in a minute. From
02:22:34
three middle one middle sized, not the middle.
02:22:37
Is based on artificial structures and not one.
02:22:40
I can see where I also found something underground.
02:22:44
Their images, they claim, clearly reveal that structure
02:22:48
exists beneath the plateau extending below
02:22:51
the pyramids for approximately two kilometers beneath ground level.
02:22:55
These structures form a vast area underneath
02:22:58
non-natural constructions following complex geometries.
02:23:02
Concretely, they say that the structures were eight cylinders surrounded by.
02:23:07
They say they're made out of shit about to shit on this or what
02:23:10
these structures, quote, descend to a depth.
02:23:13
If there's one study, one person, not peer review into two
02:23:17
cubic structures, meaning she's also totally ripped down what peer review is.
02:23:21
It seems like it's a paid for club, so I've had a look.
02:23:24
Unfortunately, there's no technical paper yet,
02:23:27
but given by the press release and thank you papers
02:23:30
of the authors, I have a pretty good idea what this is about.
02:23:34
Two of these researchers already published a paper in 2022.
02:23:38
It was supposed to trust somebody
02:23:39
who couldn't find a comb to analyze structures in the pyramids.
02:23:43
They said, I appreciate that she's getting up.
02:23:45
She's giving us the information.
02:23:46
She's not spending any time wasting brush and hair puts the same clothes on.
02:23:51
Yeah, she probably sleeps in her office.
02:23:53
Static aperture radar.
02:23:55
So why?
02:23:55
The measurements are her daily outfit is work ground.
02:23:58
She probably does like 40 videos every time satellite her hair changes
02:24:03
by drone or aircraft.
02:24:04
It's been the same outfit.
02:24:06
She changes out of that outfit into the same outfit to go to bed,
02:24:09
and then wakes up and puts on another new outfit in the same outfits pattern.
02:24:13
But see, I from my experience, I think she wears it.
02:24:15
And then we start change it.
02:24:17
Once when she washed radar typically just showers with it, I think's in
02:24:20
the range of ten gigahertz or so.
02:24:23
So that takes me to waves.
02:24:25
These are quite easy.
02:24:27
She takes my big layers of rock, which is why you have no cell phone
02:24:31
signal in the subway.
02:24:33
She's British.
02:24:33
I don't know, shower pyramids?
02:24:36
Is not even she British?
02:24:37
Here is where things become interesting.
02:24:39
Whatever they say, they tend to know later images to tracking vibrations
02:24:46
of the pyramids.
02:24:47
That's why they have the days.
02:24:48
That's why the birthday thing was there for the rest of their body.
02:24:51
So seriously, which one is it?
02:24:55
The great. This.
02:24:56
So this is the site of Giza.
02:24:58
These are the Khafre.
02:24:59
For us, it appears there's a, the other ones that aren't the fucking great.
02:25:04
Which one is the one they couldn't get into?
02:25:06
So they just ripped the entire I don't know, why don't you have a look?
02:25:09
I was asking our pyramid expert, but yeah, I don't know who knows because,
02:25:15
I'll be right back.
02:25:16
I have to go find a new chapter.
02:25:20
The, it's the same chair every 15 minutes, roughly, anyway.
02:25:24
Yeah.
02:25:26
In code, what structures there are in.
02:25:29
Oh, look, I didn't even see it.
02:25:30
There's three pyramids right here in front of these. I.
02:25:32
These two are hidden in this one. I didn't even see it.
02:25:35
Do you see it?
02:25:36
We're looking at six pyramids right now, aren't we?
02:25:40
Oh, not even counting the ones
02:25:42
way off on the right in the distance.
02:25:45
How many pyramids are there?
02:25:47
Do you know Giza?
02:25:48
Gary, I know you should do a podcast about Giza. No.
02:25:52
This site.
02:25:53
I've got an unjust un.
02:25:54
I gotta remove your thing before I put mine up, rather than just trumping it.
02:25:59
Good. Bigly.
02:26:00
Trumpet.
02:26:03
Okay, so underneath all of them.
02:26:07
Why don't they just stay underneath all of them?
02:26:09
Which one has the things under?
02:26:11
It's. It's, all of them.
02:26:14
No. Those three, they said all three of them.
02:26:16
And that. Ergo, pull that article back up.
02:26:18
Well, right.
02:26:18
But I meant the the actual big gigantic,
02:26:23
cylinder thing.
02:26:24
They say that the underground structure goes on for miles and miles
02:26:26
and miles all around it.
02:26:27
It's some, you know, underground tunnel city that could be
02:26:32
what, not Atlanta.
02:26:33
Go back to what the. What the fucking bitches.
02:26:35
I gotta remove you. I can't hurt them.
02:26:37
Yeah, you're going to remove then go side to back you.
02:26:41
I know I can look inside to where she has that.
02:26:44
They can use the radar image to track.
02:26:47
There was a corporation off the back there.
02:26:50
Right there of 648m.
02:26:53
But wait, it'll say too long.
02:26:57
Yeah, it said it.
02:26:57
It said it somewhere in this wording, probably before this.
02:27:01
And then keep going. Who?
02:27:04
Khafre. Khufu.
02:27:05
And then manure.
02:27:09
Yeah.
02:27:09
All three of them. Oh,
02:27:13
All right.
02:27:13
Caffrey, I'm into her.
02:27:15
Yeah. I love through all of them. What did you just say?
02:27:17
All of them.
02:27:19
You say we found some shit underneath all of them.
02:27:22
The ones that matter?
02:27:24
Yeah.
02:27:26
I love that Metallica song.
02:27:27
That three of them.
02:27:29
The call of Khufu. Go back to.
02:27:31
No one knows what that means.
02:27:33
All right?
02:27:33
You were about like, you're about 40, 40% in.
02:27:39
The pyramids.
02:27:41
The problem with those people is.
02:27:43
Mr.. No, no, I want to see.
02:27:44
I want to see.
02:27:45
What are you talking about?
02:27:45
Here, map out for this is the genitals. I'm.
02:27:48
So that's there are in there.
02:27:50
Right there.
02:27:51
Tomography means you can look inside.
02:27:54
The reason they called it Doppler tomography
02:27:57
is that the vibrations cause a Doppler shift in the frequencies.
02:28:02
So that's how they extract them.
02:28:04
Technically, this is correct.
02:28:06
You can in principle, recognize what
02:28:09
the inside of an object from its surface vibrations indeed deep.
02:28:14
This is used a lot by geophysicists to map
02:28:17
out, for example, magma chambers underneath volcanoes.
02:28:21
So you see both the radar method and the tomography are quite standard methods.
02:28:27
It's the combination that's new.
02:28:29
In their earlier paper from 2022 that was published in
02:28:33
a peer reviewed journal, she just used a Looney Tunes cartoons
02:28:37
similar to our interests inside the pyramids.
02:28:40
The problem with this paper is that there is no discernible relation
02:28:44
that to the image, right? Striker.
02:28:46
The structures, the actual, the.
02:28:51
Very clear what it that's in there earlier.
02:28:55
Oh yeah.
02:28:55
Shit that's new in their early 20s.
02:28:59
Well that's a good one in a peer reviewed journal.
02:29:02
They said they do stuff to find structures inside the pyramids.
02:29:07
The problem with this paper is that there is no discernable
02:29:10
relation between the tomography images and the structure.
02:29:14
So far so interesting identified.
02:29:16
I mean, look at this image.
02:29:18
On the right is the measurement on the left
02:29:21
you see overlaid the chamber we know
02:29:24
is there unless the signal is elsewhere.
02:29:28
They seem to have randomly identified some structures
02:29:32
in their tomography images and ignored others.
02:29:35
Of course, I'm not the first to notice this,
02:29:38
but 2022 close to noise amount mostly ignored.
02:29:43
For this reason, they had no explanation for how they identified structures
02:29:48
from their images. So what's new?
02:29:51
Somebody said the five is that they say they let
02:29:54
I do the job so they can defy the structures.
02:29:58
Fuck is right.
02:29:59
So a cunt can be right sometimes.
02:30:01
Why you're so angry is the present is right.
02:30:04
But also one of the authors, you know, it's no problem is a dumb cunt.
02:30:07
Two years ago.
02:30:08
No, I know a geophysicist.
02:30:10
Well, yes.
02:30:11
Yeah, but I find this idea extremely implausible, reconstructing
02:30:15
what goes on inside an object from its surface
02:30:18
vibrations is also how remote psychoanalysis vibration
02:30:22
speaking, your work can, or for the most part, doesn't work.
02:30:25
In both cases.
02:30:26
The major problem is what you need to have measurable vibrations
02:30:30
in the first place is to do this with seismic waves.
02:30:35
How's that? They track by sensors on the surface.
02:30:38
Seismic waves typically have wavelengths in the range of 50 or 100m.
02:30:44
The magma chambers, not a map with this method are involved.
02:30:47
I want you go with the 100m near the surface.
02:30:51
Kilometer in a cell, some ground, while the chamber of like seismic waves.
02:30:56
It also shakes a pyramid.
02:30:58
So she's saying that there could be a hundred,
02:31:00
if not a thousand natural reasons why there's interface structures.
02:31:04
We can talk about that range.
02:31:06
In any case, whatever you're writing about,
02:31:08
you know, about the frequency range.
02:31:10
They don't.
02:31:10
What the fuck is what what we do something like 12kHz, which is the stones
02:31:16
of the pyramid, corresponds to a wavelength of about 24 centimeter.
02:31:21
There's no plausible source for these vibrations,
02:31:25
which makes it unlikely that they have a signal in.
02:31:29
Also, let's do a sanity check
02:31:31
if this method actually worked, why isn't anyone else using it?
02:31:35
Finally, the idea that the Egypt.
02:31:37
Well, now that's not fair structure as heavy as everybody's making cars by hand.
02:31:41
And then Henry Ford made the assembly.
02:31:43
I was like, okay, well, that can't be, because why isn't anybody else do?
02:31:46
Also, some words on the first
02:31:49
let these studies Filippo Biondi previously worked.
02:31:53
It did appear to me, though, that they were taking
02:31:54
a lot of creative liberties with the cylinders
02:31:57
from the little blurbs he supplied for a patent for the technology.
02:32:01
The other author is
02:32:04
Bierman, who, according to his own website,
02:32:07
these are the guys that posted the cylinder story under the pyramids.
02:32:10
Chemistry and all that that now people are running with,
02:32:14
you know, the guy he the clip from last week that every alien interference
02:32:19
because the lizard person is running with abductions as follows
02:32:23
I put the abductee in the bottom right part is program weight.
02:32:28
She's talking about active memory.
02:32:30
As I'm talking about time they momentarily take.
02:32:33
This is one of the authors of the paper, the little Red ball in the summary,
02:32:37
where the story gets a nine out of ten on my bullshit meter.
02:32:41
Nine out of ten.
02:32:42
That's credibility, because maybe the Doppler
02:32:45
method isn't entirely crazy and just needs more work,
02:32:48
but I'm pretty sure what they measure is just noise.
02:32:51
If I'm wrong and there are eight pillars underneath the pyramids,
02:32:55
it's probably a strategy plant of the European Union.
02:33:01
But. At least she blamed the source.
02:33:05
Okay, instead of the US.
02:33:08
Is there another one of her?
02:33:09
There's also a lot of water under the Giza plateau
02:33:14
and like, yeah, the water level is.
02:33:18
Well, these the cylinders.
02:33:22
So they would be full.
02:33:23
You're saying.
02:33:26
So they would be underwater, full of water
02:33:31
underwater. Okay.
02:33:32
I think to me if if they're cylinders and the waterline was above them,
02:33:36
they would be full unless there was air trapped in the
02:33:41
Or or they're solid cylinders.
02:33:44
That's why they're they could be solid.
02:33:46
So not full of anything.
02:33:48
Yeah. Right.
02:33:51
So underwater
02:33:53
but I don't I mean do they pick up big giant boulders and stuff too.
02:33:56
I thought it, I thought it was only the vibration when there wasn't something.
02:34:01
But I don't know anything about tomography.
02:34:04
I only I
02:34:06
did topography tomography.
02:34:09
Tomography?
02:34:09
No it was it was he she called it tomography.
02:34:14
Tomography AP eats topography
02:34:17
to lava free colossal. So.
02:34:23
Clifford.
02:34:23
Parallels are a beautiful geometrical configuration if you take a three sphere.
02:34:29
So that's an ordinary sphere.
02:34:31
But in four dimensions tensor.
02:34:34
So it's a three dimensional surface in four dimensions.
02:34:37
So it's a family of points which have the same distance from the origin
02:34:41
in four Euclidean dimensions.
02:34:42
I'm not talking about space time, but for Euclidean dimensions.
02:34:45
So you have a three sphere.
02:34:47
And there's this beautiful family of circles which fill the whole three sphere.
02:34:51
No, two of them intersect and they all link each other.
02:34:54
It's called Clifford parallels.
02:34:56
Clifford parallels are a beautiful.
02:35:03
Clifford parallel.
02:35:05
No idea.
02:35:08
If you want to comment on the dog.
02:35:10
Oh, but he's there.
02:35:11
I know what you're saying, Doug. I know what Gary's eaten.
02:35:15
Penis.
02:35:16
Man. Do I like mushroom.
02:35:18
That's Billy.
02:35:20
Oh, you now have a fucking scam.
02:35:24
Oops. You.
02:35:26
I'm the only one who's got it. Billy.
02:35:28
Look again. Hey, my fagots.
02:35:31
Those are big game.
02:35:32
Billy, you got five seconds, man, this one looks like Uncle Roy with your mail,
02:35:38
Mr. Brains.
02:35:38
Fucking a great meal all round.
02:35:42
How's your fagot?
02:35:46
Delicious.
02:35:47
Is it creamy or is it like gravy, or is it creamy gravy?
02:35:52
You.
02:35:57
Do you like your fagots?
02:35:58
Well, it looks delicious.
02:36:02
I don't know, I don't think you're eating close enough to the mic.
02:36:04
We can hear you, but we can hear the smacking and like the
02:36:08
the breaths in the.
02:36:11
Like that type of stuff room where the Brady
02:36:16
you know, quit Brady.
02:36:18
The conclusions you are reaching.
02:36:45
It's really not over.
02:36:45
It goes on for another.
02:36:46
Fuck yeah. It's Bell. That's all I wanted.
02:36:49
As above.
02:36:50
So below.
02:36:54
That was tricky.
02:36:54
When you really just going, I get confused, dude.
02:36:57
I try to be myself.
02:36:59
Freeze up thinking that up.
02:37:02
Oh, chicken that up.
02:37:06
Right.
02:37:07
Let you up that good for the first to play Sam I love.
02:37:11
Come let's have a get more chicken eyes.
02:37:16
We're going hard on chicken attack today.
02:37:19
We're starting hard on chicken attack.
02:37:23
Are you ready? Kill me. Yes.
02:37:25
That's fine. Just hold your chicken.
02:37:28
I'm not going to hurt your chicken.
02:37:30
Don't hurt the chicken, bro.
02:37:32
Front a man accused of.
02:37:34
Why is it so quiet while violating?
02:37:35
No, I don't know.
02:37:37
The I turned it, I felt a peck on my left hand.
02:37:40
Had shown up at her home in unincorporated Port Orchard early in the morning.
02:37:44
Back at home today, March 29th.
02:37:46
Kicking an animal. This vicious animal.
02:37:48
I've got Polly several.
02:37:50
This was last week running away with the chicken that was inside the house.
02:37:54
Most evil, sinister.
02:37:56
I got my chicken.
02:37:57
Stand up. Shows your hands.
02:37:59
You got a gun out for the chicken in a wooded area?
02:38:02
Come on, bro, that's a man with a chicken.
02:38:05
I'll shoot you like fucking the chicken.
02:38:07
Is he going on? Here it is. Here it is. This is the best part.
02:38:10
As he was taken into custody.
02:38:12
I want to have you put the chicken in here for a second.
02:38:14
Deputies allowed him to watch one, two,
02:38:17
booking him on two big old kisses, pleading for protection.
02:38:23
She jail the 50 year old.
02:38:25
I'd be thinking
02:38:26
maybe this guy would go to the same fucking place in the same registry.
02:38:29
That dog fucker goes after his chicken,
02:38:32
chicken, chicken was returned to her family.
02:38:36
The chicken was returned unharmed before anybody gets all critical of that.
02:38:39
But so between the chicken and the, girlfriend, he chose the chicken.
02:38:46
After chicken here, my dad
02:38:47
said, hey, man, the chicken attacked my dad.
02:38:51
I should have had more chicken attacks ready because I have a bunch.
02:38:54
Hahaha.
02:38:55
A lot of chicken with eggs.
02:38:58
Let's play nothing
02:38:59
but chicken attack from now on.
02:39:03
This isn't a chicken attack, Gary.
02:39:05
This is something else.
02:39:18
Okay, we're washing the chicken.
02:39:22
Sell.
02:39:22
Give me time to find the other dawn.
02:39:24
Is it in or was it covered in oil?
02:39:27
I think it was these.
02:39:29
Are they using dish soap?
02:39:32
Chicken.
02:39:34
So said.
02:39:40
Why isn't it going?
02:39:42
Her granddaughter.
02:39:43
How? A police officer accidentally
02:39:46
shot himself while responding to a road dog attack.
02:39:50
This happening today? Just.
02:39:51
Oh. Out in Berks County.
02:39:53
That scene was on East fifth Street in Burnsville borough.
02:39:56
Pennsylvania State Police say they were called to the home
02:39:59
for a report of a dog attacking chicken chickens.
02:40:03
According to investigators, the dog made it aggressive, chasing the
02:40:07
chickens, pull his gun through Chinatown.
02:40:11
I give him thank you for the leg.
02:40:13
No, he was Russian. No, this dog is white.
02:40:15
The dog was attacking.
02:40:16
The chicken did not survive. Twin things.
02:40:20
Egg roll.
02:40:21
Dog didn't. Wait, wait, what?
02:40:23
Who didn't survive that was the most important part of that story.
02:40:27
The dog who shot himself or the dog or the chicken?
02:40:32
I don't know who didn't survive.
02:40:33
They even describe how the cop shot himself.
02:40:35
They didn't even.
02:40:36
That's like the main part of the story, and they just glossed over it.
02:40:39
Yeah, he shot himself. I want to know how that happened.
02:40:41
We want to know he shot.
02:40:42
Oh, I'm sorry.
02:40:43
I knew he shot and killed the dog
02:40:46
and hid himself in the in the hand.
02:40:48
I would shoot his foot off like leg.
02:40:51
Foot like not to pop. Definitely in the hand.
02:40:54
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Okay now their granddaughter had just been attacked by chickens.
02:41:52
There's a bit of a serious.
02:41:54
She saw the chicken through the door.
02:41:55
So she come out to try some.
02:41:59
I love the drive for all the wrong reasons that is.
02:42:01
So she come out to chase him.
02:42:05
She saw the chicken through the door.
02:42:06
So she come out to chase them.
02:42:10
I don't think you said that right.
02:42:13
Okay, so
02:42:14
this one doesn't have video, so I'll just read the story here.
02:42:17
A Georgian farm and this is Georgia.
02:42:19
Like Russia. Georgia not are you?
02:42:21
I don't know where North Georgia is, but not Georgia.
02:42:23
You know, the United States.
02:42:24
Georgia Georgian farm produces milk.
02:42:27
Georgia
02:42:30
I'm sorry I paused.
02:42:30
You shouldn't of the Georgian farm producing milk fed cows with chicken
02:42:36
droppings.
02:42:37
A Georgian farm producing milk fed cows with chicken droppings.
02:42:41
That doesn't make sense. I read it six times.
02:42:44
The point is, is they're feeding the cows chicken droppings.
02:42:47
That doesn't make sense.
02:42:50
One of the largest milk production
02:42:52
farms in Georgia has been feeding chicken manure to cows for several years.
02:42:56
The company's milk is also used by large companies like San
02:43:00
Miss.
02:43:01
Nobody,
02:43:04
some laboratories, an agar agar hub.
02:43:08
If you're getting those milk from those companies, they feed their cows.
02:43:12
Chicken shit.
02:43:16
That is agro chicken agriculture.
02:43:21
You got to reorder.
02:43:22
Are you back?
02:43:23
Gary dropped out and came back?
02:43:26
Yeah.
02:43:26
To send double the link.
02:43:29
Oh, right.
02:43:29
Right right right right right right right right. Okay.
02:43:31
If one more chicken attack,
02:43:34
maybe one more time, and then what?
02:43:36
And then what? No.
02:43:38
And then no. And then I've got a sit.
02:43:41
I've got a scissor attack after the chicken attack,
02:43:43
if we want to get back into the wrestling,
02:43:46
we had better.
02:43:47
Are we going to have a gut?
02:43:48
Is they're going to guess
02:43:49
in second guess. Okay.
02:43:52
Well then we'll wait for the reaction of the guests as well.
02:43:54
If they're able to
02:43:56
see oops.
02:44:01
Okay.
02:44:02
So chicken attack.
02:44:03
This is tiger attack.
02:44:06
Tiger two.
02:44:09
So first of all there's a cage.
02:44:11
It's an India I'm sorry.
02:44:12
It's an Egyptian circus that I'm switching circus, kicking it off repeatedly.
02:44:16
And this animal just kept charging.
02:44:20
Brown was costly.
02:44:20
And the white tiger has a hold of somebody's arm
02:44:24
next to the bars, the blood gushing out.
02:44:27
Almost evil.
02:44:28
Sinister animal. This vicious animal.
02:44:31
So vicious, so terrifying. Video circus.
02:44:34
Turbocharging and circuses.
02:44:36
This thing.
02:44:36
Circuses.
02:44:40
So that's the guy without his arm scorching.
02:44:42
And I was, like, trying to apply pressure.
02:44:44
I don't want to cut to the chase.
02:44:46
My cage animal.
02:44:47
Most circus performer in front of
02:44:50
surprised crowd.
02:44:52
Surprised really.
02:44:54
I love how I've been playing the Queens drop, man, blood gushing out
02:44:58
and it sounds like he got attacked by something.
02:45:01
Is it just like this fits like this, like a jackpot.
02:45:05
This fucking tiger like.
02:45:07
But he's talking about a chicken kept coming.
02:45:10
Okay, okay, now there's two, now there's two.
02:45:13
The other one must have smelled the blood.
02:45:15
Now there's two on him, right? Yeah.
02:45:17
These people are being viciously attacked
02:45:19
by a vicious animal that just keeps coming.
02:45:20
Not this fucking thing. The irony.
02:45:22
The irony is he is protecting people from protecting the blood gushing out.
02:45:28
I mean, preventing people protecting him.
02:45:31
Animal is vicious.
02:45:32
Animal so vicious, almost evil.
02:45:35
This thing kept coming.
02:45:37
Just kept charging at me.
02:45:40
Then I was
02:45:40
kicking it like this, kicking it off repeatedly, and I just.
02:45:43
I tried to break off the aggressive animal.
02:45:46
Well, there was your mistake.
02:45:47
You should have tried to break off the arm.
02:45:49
Just kept charging you.
02:45:51
But after much effort trying to apply pressure to it.
02:45:55
And it's like the translation.
02:45:56
After much effort, Tiger finally relents and let go of the arm.
02:46:03
My neighbor
02:46:04
got attacked in June with my uncle.
02:46:07
Despite trying to save the arm, doctors finally amputated
02:46:10
after a four hour long surgery and,
02:46:14
seems like a waste of resource.
02:46:16
Yeah, for now,
02:46:17
of course, the tiger has been removed from performances and sent back.
02:46:20
Here's the part here.
02:46:21
Sent back to Cairo for retraining.
02:46:24
Yeah, let me say that again.
02:46:25
The tiger has since been removed
02:46:27
from performances and sent back to Cairo for retraining.
02:46:30
As per reports.
02:46:33
There's no point in
02:46:34
wasting a perfectly good white tiger.
02:46:37
That's a rare thing.
02:46:39
Honestly. Honestly, this tiger's just being a tiger, right?
02:46:42
So nobody's surprised.
02:46:43
Plus, if you see this, I don't know if they're going to show it again.
02:46:46
I guess I could show it again.
02:46:47
There's like 12 to 20 tigers in this one
02:46:50
circular cage.
02:46:53
There's a lot here.
02:46:54
Yeah.
02:46:55
It's it's about they're about to show this freaking circus.
02:46:57
Look at this.
02:46:59
You you.
02:47:00
That's not I.
02:47:01
That is the fucking circus stage.
02:47:06
Like it just takes one.
02:47:08
Like you guys realize there's three trainers in here, right?
02:47:11
There's three trainers in here.
02:47:15
I'm sorry.
02:47:15
At this point, there's one trainer like, you know what I mean?
02:47:19
The Tigers, no matter how trained they are
02:47:22
or retrained, I guess the retrain tiger is.
02:47:25
Is it like a tiger?
02:47:27
You don't know a retread tiger.
02:47:31
No, no, that's not what that is.
02:47:34
Yeah.
02:47:38
So we should end with the,
02:47:40
not end, but, I mean, and chicken attack with,
02:47:44
the wrestling one that you have there.
02:47:46
Draw, draw.
02:47:48
He's in the bathroom.
02:47:51
That's interesting.
02:47:53
Do you have a, Mount Rushmore of antediluvian?
02:47:57
The landscape of Mount Rushmore?
02:48:00
Because they are not ranked one through four.
02:48:02
It is just. Oh, there's a four.
02:48:05
They're not, I was looking at how fancy my sweater is.
02:48:11
I'm going to do the Mount Rushmore of colors.
02:48:13
I like where black, gray, blue
02:48:19
and white.
02:48:23
Two of those
02:48:26
are so far on the spectrum.
02:48:29
So there's a stupid riddle going around about the person on the man on the street.
02:48:32
Keep saying, how many days in a in a week.
02:48:35
Yeah. And everyone says seven.
02:48:37
And they even go
02:48:37
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday something goes wrong.
02:48:39
You're wrong, wrong, you're wrong, you're wrong.
02:48:41
And and at the end, the riddle, the joke or whatever is.
02:48:43
There's five days in a week
02:48:45
because the other two are weekends.
02:48:47
But that's not true because the end of something counts as something, right?
02:48:51
Weekdays and weekends.
02:48:53
Yes, yes, you're right.
02:48:55
There are seven days in a week.
02:48:58
Yeah. Not according to this jackass.
02:49:00
No, five weekdays plus the two week end days
02:49:04
equals five days a week.
02:49:10
What is he?
02:49:10
Is he talking about work week?
02:49:12
No, he's talking that weekends don't count because they're called the weekend.
02:49:15
There's weekdays and weekends.
02:49:17
There is a weekend that's due diligence days in a weekday.
02:49:23
That's. Well, that's not what it said.
02:49:25
How many days in a week?
02:49:26
I know he's in the low.
02:49:28
He's.
02:49:28
I guess you must be, if that's the way. Yes.
02:49:31
The question he got it wrong.
02:49:37
One hour
02:49:37
man applauds the kindness of strangers.
02:49:40
Nice and also impossible.
02:49:45
Oh, yeah.
02:49:46
That was, over ten minutes ago.
02:49:48
Fuckface said he was calling in and fuck faces. You have to call in.
02:49:51
So fuck faces right there.
02:49:53
Oh, okay.
02:49:55
The scissors. Oh, the other fuckface.
02:49:57
Oh, yeah. Play the scissors.
02:49:58
We were waiting to end chicken attack. And we're just saying.
02:50:00
Well, let me tell you something bolder.
02:50:03
So I went hard on the creation myth.
02:50:06
Oh, we have an update.
02:50:07
Scissor attack.
02:50:09
What's the first day of the week?
02:50:11
I would say Monday, because I'm.
02:50:13
I would say Sunday. Christian raised.
02:50:16
Yeah.
02:50:17
I tell him the calendar.
02:50:18
It's Sunday, but in my head it's Monday.
02:50:20
My calendar, every calendar.
02:50:22
The digital asks, you know, how do you want it?
02:50:25
And they do have work calendars that start on a Monday,
02:50:28
the show calendars and start on a Sunday
02:50:31
Shabbat.
02:50:33
So here's what yesterday they were calling it the weekend.
02:50:36
It doesn't.
02:50:36
If we would call, we would call Saturday, the weekend and Sunday the week start
02:50:42
or the week beginning or the beginning of the week.
02:50:45
But we don't.
02:50:45
I would have to
02:50:47
I would have done a mash up of the weekend if I knew we were going to spend
02:50:50
so much time on the weekend.
02:50:51
I hope the weekend least debating if I know your Sunday and nothing else
02:50:56
does anybody?
02:50:56
Does anybody think it's Tuesday
02:50:59
right?
02:50:59
I do.
02:51:02
That was a good riddle.
02:51:03
It is.
02:51:04
It is actually Tuesday.
02:51:05
I know it is not the podcast.
02:51:07
Yeah. Congratulations.
02:51:09
I want to save the weekend tomorrow.
02:51:12
The weekend?
02:51:12
Is that the walks around with a bandage? You believe in a God that is.
02:51:17
See,
02:51:19
I wish I could push play on that, but I can't.
02:51:23
Excuse me.
02:51:26
Have you lost your mind?
02:51:28
So I definitely.
02:51:29
What is the first day of the week? My answer is worst.
02:51:32
Are you going to play the theme music?
02:51:33
Where's the theme music?
02:51:34
Do you not see who's in the queue?
02:51:37
Oh, no, I don't.
02:51:38
Oh, shit. Well-mannered.
02:51:40
He's like, I'll take your guy, remove your thing, then,
02:51:45
you know you do it.
02:51:46
I can play it. What?
02:51:48
Yeah, yeah, you could have just hit it on that easy.
02:51:50
It was up.
02:51:51
I don't have the music.
02:51:53
I know where that is.
02:51:54
This is all the way down at the bottom.
02:51:56
If you keep scrolling past, there's audio.
02:51:57
I only click on the video on the.
02:51:59
I don't click on the fucking part timer.
02:52:02
It's like I slow and the high, like every day.
02:52:07
And if you're where is a bus stops?
02:52:09
I never really listen to this, this song. I want to keep going.
02:52:12
This is awesome.
02:52:13
And then right here at Colorado Run, if I say I drank the whole bottle,
02:52:18
I can't believe I was asking him on the podcast.
02:52:21
What's the first day of the week?
02:52:22
It's not down there waiting the day I'll be on my way
02:52:25
tomorrow I go make America great is my motto.
02:52:28
Hold on to some place I just got that I know what I for.
02:52:33
That sounds like Eminem is that you shred it up and make sure you make.
02:52:38
Like I said in the book, you try to make it more games or like a smile.
02:52:43
I wish I could learn to turn water into wine, I don't know, so I get some.
02:52:48
Do like reach for the back of the rack.
02:52:50
If they don't, just cause I'm like fixated.
02:52:54
Oh, I'm out of paper.
02:52:55
Next my item.
02:52:57
If you know I've got time, you all go, dude, that is one of them.
02:53:01
That is one of my more favorite verses that I've done.
02:53:04
I think.
02:53:05
I do like that verse.
02:53:06
Oops. Hey brother. Welcome.
02:53:08
That's what I like the I like all the religious, references.
02:53:11
Time back to Weeden.
02:53:12
I haven't actually seen Glover.
02:53:14
I don't know, called brother.
02:53:16
Look, check it out.
02:53:18
It's really called 4 or 5 center, but I know it as Brother.
02:53:21
Okay.
02:53:24
I like those, overalls.
02:53:27
So you're a third shifter?
02:53:28
Tuesday for your first day of the week is different than two thirds.
02:53:32
The other population on his.
02:53:34
His first day of the week is more peaceful.
02:53:37
Yeah. We can't hear it.
02:53:38
You cannot hear.
02:53:41
There are no here.
02:53:43
No. No speaker, no hear saying things.
02:53:46
But we can hear no here.
02:53:50
Since we're looking at it at a union shop.
02:53:52
Let's let's look at the man who broke the union.
02:53:55
Who? Not with you. You think that's a union job?
02:53:58
No, I I, I didn't I didn't know what else to say for the segue.
02:54:03
No. Trying to get a job I want to do.
02:54:05
I did my Reagan joke every day.
02:54:07
Every week.
02:54:08
Well, Reagan, the goat rolling angelic hand.
02:54:11
A politician arrived at heaven's gate.
02:54:13
Can't hear you stick together in Saint Peter
02:54:15
after doing all the necessary formalities, took them in hand to show them
02:54:19
where their quarters would be. You know, select your input.
02:54:21
A small single room with a bed, a chair
02:54:24
and the TV, and said this was for the clergyman
02:54:28
and the politician was a little worried about what my your hanging.
02:54:32
I can edit. Like I said, he couldn't believe it.
02:54:34
I know when Saint Peter stopped.
02:54:35
You know, if you have a mansion with lovely grounds, many servants
02:54:39
and told him that these would be his quarters,
02:54:43
and he couldn't help but ask, he said, wait, wait,
02:54:45
Havel, there's something wrong.
02:54:46
How do I get this mansion?
02:54:48
Well, that good and holy man only gets a single room.
02:54:52
Saint Peter said you have union and how things are up here.
02:54:55
We got thousands and thousands of clergy.
02:54:57
You're the first politician who ever made,
02:55:02
pretty good, right?
02:55:08
Hey, brother.
02:55:08
I can't hear you.
02:55:14
Yeah, that's a shame.
02:55:18
Okay, by show of fingers.
02:55:21
What day of the week is Monday?
02:55:25
Sunday.
02:55:27
Wait, what of the week is Monday?
02:55:28
Two one?
02:55:30
Yeah, he's.
02:55:31
He's. Sundays.
02:55:33
Oh, wait.
02:55:33
There's something up there. There's, Angel.
02:55:36
He's an angel in the rafters.
02:55:40
He's got a mustache.
02:55:41
Okay, we're supposed to do charades,
02:55:44
right?
02:55:45
It's a big yes. Yes.
02:55:49
Oh, you look, bro, you read lips.
02:55:51
He can't hear. He did. The Hogan's the.
02:55:53
I think he did have to do something.
02:55:56
Yeah, I agree.
02:55:59
Yeah, it is.
02:56:00
That's that's what I say.
02:56:03
Peace.
02:56:05
But then.
02:56:08
That's pretty.
02:56:09
That's Jewish. Oh, no. Where do you go?
02:56:11
Oh, we can't hear him. Doesn't matter.
02:56:13
Oh, he was saying peace.
02:56:14
I think he meant like peace. Like he was leaving. He's out.
02:56:17
Oh, no.
02:56:18
Oh. Is he coming back?
02:56:19
Yeah.
02:56:19
I think he's trying to fix fixing to fix shit.
02:56:23
That's what.
02:56:24
That's what people do when you got an issue you tend to fix around.
02:56:27
Oh no.
02:56:28
No, still not now.
02:56:32
Oh. If you need to like, reselect your,
02:56:33
like headphones in your settings like
02:56:37
go to your phone like Bluetooth.
02:56:38
Just like disconnect reconnect your headphones or.
02:56:43
If for some reason is not picking up
02:56:44
the microphone off your shit.
02:56:48
But I don't know if in the off phone I can't remember if it was.
02:56:53
It gives you options.
02:56:54
As far as microphone on the voice goes to accept.
02:56:58
Okay boys.
02:57:00
No, no, there's no such thing as gay boys.
02:57:02
And the picture subheading is in through the back door.
02:57:05
They haven't decided yet.
02:57:06
Oh boy Scouts will. The
02:57:10
Tribune says
02:57:11
Boy Scouts to accept gay boys in through the back door.
02:57:14
Yikes.
02:57:16
Is that
02:57:18
fake?
02:57:19
No, no, these are real.
02:57:21
These are real headlines.
02:57:23
Yeah, so they look like microfiche.
02:57:25
Have you lost your mind?
02:57:28
They've all been, cross-referenced, researched,
02:57:31
and they are all accurate and authentic.
02:57:35
You're not understanding that.
02:57:36
I couldn't care any less.
02:57:38
Yellow object spotted in sky.
02:57:42
That was the sun.
02:57:44
It's true.
02:57:47
Here's one that didn't really age well, it's very topical nowadays, though.
02:57:50
Was bank robber a he or she breasts might be a clue.
02:57:55
Everyone knows that. That's just not.
02:57:57
What about man boobs?
02:57:59
Such a. Yeah, there's plenty of chicks without it.
02:58:01
It's okay.
02:58:02
It's funny.
02:58:03
Dudes with man boobs.
02:58:06
All right, we got it this time.
02:58:07
I don't mind a flat. I don't mind a flat. Chester.
02:58:10
As long as you're not a flat earther.
02:58:12
Come on out now.
02:58:14
Can you hear me now? I'd rather have.
02:58:16
No, no, I have a flat earther.
02:58:18
Yeah.
02:58:21
Sorry, brother.
02:58:22
Can't hear you.
02:58:25
That sucks.
02:58:26
That's all right.
02:58:27
We can all watch this together.
02:58:31
Okay.
02:58:31
So what is this?
02:58:33
We got this pile of citizens here, right?
02:58:35
What do you think's gonna happen?
02:58:37
Don't do it.
02:58:38
I know right?
02:58:40
Are they on Mars?
02:58:41
Some of them are at a slight angle, but the one over here is on like these.
02:58:45
This is almost straight up and down.
02:58:47
I don't know, we still you.
02:58:49
Here we go.
02:58:52
Oh. Oh.
02:59:00
Oh, no. Oh!
02:59:07
There is no way they didn't.
02:59:10
Puncture deep right like fake.
02:59:15
I don't know I don't know if the concept is over.
02:59:18
You land on them.
02:59:19
They just kind of open up. But like.
02:59:21
Right, you pause it there.
02:59:23
You should pause it when they're.
02:59:24
That's where. That's where it ended I don't know.
02:59:27
Oh right.
02:59:29
But some of them are not okay.
02:59:30
But the fact that he does all the body weight.
02:59:35
All the way
02:59:37
he thinks it's just a hard thump versus it being like, oh, a ginger like he could
02:59:42
you feel he could easily rise off, like if you want to get the fuck off of it.
02:59:46
Oh, they have to have that rate
02:59:48
to just flatten or something, I don't know.
02:59:52
No, no, no, these are idiots trying to impress other people.
02:59:54
So they try to do the most craziest shit, and whoever does the most craziest shit,
02:59:57
they think they're going to be like the next Mick Foley.
03:00:00
Yeah, but where does that end?
03:00:02
At what end exactly?
03:00:03
The craziest shit. Elementary school.
03:00:05
Oh, my God, you have this guy to.
03:00:07
God damn.
03:00:07
It's eight years after admitting he filmed himself putting bodily fluids in
03:00:11
and waste.
03:00:12
In case you just convicted recently,
03:00:15
they just finally sentenced him.
03:00:17
Are you killer?
03:00:18
Look at.
03:00:18
Do you think he has eyeliner in this picture, right? Yes.
03:00:23
But I mean, come on, stent of this.
03:00:25
The extent of this is astonishing.
03:00:28
It's new Jersey, Cumberland County, so that that's huge right there.
03:00:32
That's that's there's a lot to
03:00:34
there's a lot of sitcoms that take place in new Jersey, Cumberland County.
03:00:37
You've seen them.
03:00:39
New Jersey State Police open an investigation into this.
03:00:42
Dude, I'm not going to say his name on October in 2020.
03:00:45
I can you say his name because I don't like saying it.
03:00:49
Yeah, it did not.
03:00:51
I don't think it's
03:00:53
I don't know, I don't you can say it.
03:00:54
I'm not saying it.
03:00:55
I'm to be all right.
03:00:57
So let's get to the acts.
03:00:58
One individual reported seeing videos of this guy
03:01:01
posting on an app which a well, I can't even pronounce his name anyway.
03:01:04
Giovanni performing sexual acts with items from the school, as well as doing things
03:01:09
that would endanger the well-being of students at the school.
03:01:13
In one of those videos, he could be seen masturbating
03:01:16
and urinating on pillows and kitchen bowls.
03:01:18
All right, first of all, why kitchen bowls?
03:01:20
You're already urinating on pillows.
03:01:21
That pretty much coming out. Kitchen bowls.
03:01:24
Oh what
03:01:26
what use or function does a pillow have.
03:01:29
Did you did you already get. Yes.
03:01:31
That's a little suspicious. Did it start with. No, no.
03:01:34
So since another video another video showed the janitor
03:01:39
spraying bleach into a container of cucumbers
03:01:41
that was later served to children with the intention of harming them.
03:01:45
So that bothers me more than the sick shit. Honestly.
03:01:47
That's why.
03:01:48
Yeah, I mean, the semen doesn't bother you with the bleach, does.
03:01:53
So yeah, because one is disgusting and oh dude.
03:01:57
But the other one could seriously hurt my kid.
03:01:58
Like, and my kids life.
03:02:00
I don't know if how if bleach could do that,
03:02:01
but one doesn't even count the semen from a gay man.
03:02:05
I honestly don't know. But it sounds.
03:02:07
You know, those are the Aids ones, right?
03:02:11
It's still buttery smooth.
03:02:12
It's on the same line of fucking.
03:02:13
That's how.
03:02:14
Yeah, yeah, they're both heinous.
03:02:18
But I mean,
03:02:19
the one he's like a sick, disgusting
03:02:22
blood to eat semen than blood.
03:02:26
Ask your kid son next to him.
03:02:28
Say, hey, would you rather he'd rather trick positive
03:02:32
semen than.
03:02:34
I'd rather him drink rather than disgusting.
03:02:36
The other thing that's going to kill him and I'd other couples.
03:02:40
They a
03:02:41
I'd rather think my son was gay than even think about my daughter
03:02:45
in this situation.
03:02:46
So continue.
03:02:47
Oh, yeah.
03:02:48
Yeah, he's gargling.
03:02:52
Wait.
03:02:52
I'm in in this defense, though, leave your eyeliner in our battle pledge.
03:02:59
Can, we that guy later?
03:03:04
Okay, so have you got to finish the story?
03:03:06
You can use multiple pieces of bread to wipe his genitals,
03:03:10
as well as spitting on the bread before putting the bread back into the container.
03:03:15
To be later served to the children at the school.
03:03:19
This man should be
03:03:20
murdered, so they easily confirmed that it was him,
03:03:23
and that it was that school with the videos that he posted.
03:03:26
So that's I mean,
03:03:30
this is just heinous.
03:03:31
This is like it, like, what the fuck's wrong with you?
03:03:34
You just should be right.
03:03:36
This is why I don't want to say his name,
03:03:37
because it's obvious he did it for this reason.
03:03:40
He was Giovanni.
03:03:41
You get you guys a little.
03:03:44
I cannot pronounce that last name.
03:03:46
They arrested him like the next day.
03:03:48
Not of after doing all the shit, but after that, they've found the video.
03:03:51
So he could be doing it for a long time.
03:03:54
Yeah, yeah.
03:03:55
He's here.
03:03:55
They claim that they immediately went to the school, closed
03:03:59
the school down, totally cleaned and sanitized the kitchen, of course.
03:04:03
Dude, everything's six nine.
03:04:05
No worry about it.
03:04:05
Last week, little thing,
03:04:07
when when people start thinking that there's a hypothetical victim
03:04:11
in the situation. Because the news is vague.
03:04:13
When this came out, a bunch of.
03:04:14
There's a bunch of parents that were a bunch of kids.
03:04:17
Holy shit.
03:04:18
Imagine the kids talking and thinking about this.
03:04:21
Oh yeah.
03:04:23
So the think the dude's got some kind of disease.
03:04:26
It doesn't matter if they clean up the kitchen
03:04:27
before or after, the kids still have ingested his fucking.
03:04:30
So the sentencing pisses me off
03:04:32
even more than saying his name is kind of why I skipped it.
03:04:35
Yep, it's I don't I don't want to read it.
03:04:38
I just know that. And that's it. Come on.
03:04:39
He was sentenced to eight years and he's up for parole in five eight years.
03:04:45
So people in the comments on their story simply said,
03:04:49
how about one year for every child at the school?
03:04:53
Seriously?
03:04:54
That is not just like, oh, I did this,
03:04:57
but sometime that was repeated habitual and it harmed.
03:05:02
If you've been in the prison, not jail, please comment.
03:05:05
I'd like to know your opinion and point of view of this,
03:05:07
but please rest assured and maybe you'll hopefully agree.
03:05:10
If you've ever molested
03:05:11
a child, eight years may not seem like a lot to you and me,
03:05:13
but it's going to be plenty and long enough.
03:05:15
It's a long time, but I don't see you're not making the will not.
03:05:19
You need to make a point.
03:05:21
You need to not let that type of shit fly.
03:05:24
Period. That's children.
03:05:25
That's the hook for repeated offenses.
03:05:28
The joke is a show right there.
03:05:29
You don't need to make that shit fly. Period.
03:05:32
It's exactly what he was doing. I'm the kid.
03:05:36
He was wiping his ass.
03:05:37
Imagine. Imagine it to the kid.
03:05:40
Hi, guys.
03:05:42
He's like sitting there going, oh, I love going to school.
03:05:44
And then he learns that this.
03:05:45
And he's like, so goofy and innocent.
03:05:47
Next thing you know, he's got fucking honey.
03:05:50
He comes home, you got peanut butter in your hair.
03:05:52
Oh my God, that's not peanut butter.
03:05:55
Yeah, he's here. Right there.
03:05:56
He know the semen, right? Where is it?
03:05:58
I think it's in the water.
03:05:59
Yeah, he came in.
03:06:00
He came in the water, too, apparently.
03:06:02
All right. That's not the topic.
03:06:03
I want to fixate on for very long. So we covered it.
03:06:06
That's supposed.
03:06:08
Do you think five years is long enough?
03:06:10
Some stain on this on the top?
03:06:14
Anyone?
03:06:14
Absolutely does. Is it?
03:06:16
What do you what do you think five years is long enough?
03:06:19
A sentence as above.
03:06:21
So I would say 2015 to 20.
03:06:27
If not, I just put them away forever.
03:06:36
Mr. Brady and Roger Brady.
03:06:39
And don't give me as above and so below.
03:06:43
Because these so blows Brady.
03:06:45
And for sure we're doing it our way.
03:06:48
We're gonna make it make our dreams come true Brady.
03:06:52
And your show with Brady and Rory.
03:06:55
It's their show now Brady.
03:06:57
Draw.
03:06:59
That's the theme.
03:07:02
Consider the kids hair.
03:07:06
So our show obviously has all kinds of reach.
03:07:08
We made an April Fool's joke about a Burger King flavored toothpaste.
03:07:13
Son of a bitch.
03:07:13
Kentucky Fried Chicken the next day.
03:07:17
The next day, you're on the pulse of Armada for one more time.
03:07:21
I'll slip to the next day.
03:07:23
The next day that we did our April Fool's
03:07:24
prank for a Burger King flavored toothpaste, Kentucky Fried Chicken
03:07:28
came out with real toothpaste that you can buy Kentucky Fried Chicken
03:07:33
flavor to, thinking that very real KFC and his smile is not meats.
03:07:38
Fresh is not an April Fool's prank.
03:07:41
Is it worth going to to toothpaste reviews like that's a normal pipeline.
03:07:45
Don't get me wrong.
03:07:45
Is it also bad for your teeth?
03:07:47
Well, also, salty doesn't cut out.
03:07:50
There's also a toothbrush.
03:07:52
Come on, that is pretty baller.
03:07:57
We got a two.
03:07:58
I don't need to watch this kind of teeth. Might use that.
03:08:01
So we're going to analog.
03:08:02
It's weird.
03:08:02
It's got the spices. Analog.
03:08:06
It's buttermilk and a little salty.
03:08:08
There's like I say we're going to bring our guest in in a moment in a toothpaste.
03:08:13
Here's a problem.
03:08:14
The flavor is low key accurate like how to describe the mouth feels clean.
03:08:19
And yet it also feels like I just ate it.
03:08:21
Apparently this is releasing at some point.
03:08:23
They didn't give you much information. Release all of that.
03:08:26
This is cool. It's got no flow.
03:08:27
It's releasing now.
03:08:29
You can buy it right when I smile.
03:08:31
Oh, the actual toothpaste. Hi. Smiles.
03:08:33
The company that makes KFC toothpaste then welcome eyes
03:08:37
Brady Gary low key, accurate.
03:08:42
Thanks, Brady.
03:08:43
What does that accurate mean.
03:08:45
Is that a nice clock?
03:08:46
Brady and it's it means you know it's it.
03:08:51
So thanks for explaining accurate I meant low key.
03:08:54
Is it.
03:08:56
It was a very accurate brother of for.
03:08:59
That's what I was looking for okay. For
03:09:04
Oh I missed a chicken attack.
03:09:07
How does this happen?
03:09:08
It's, you know, the two things that we do on our on our Brady and George show,
03:09:13
which today is the draw and Brady show just out of respect.
03:09:16
Got to flip it every once in a while. I don't like being upset.
03:09:18
What happened there.
03:09:19
No. You're on the tell you first jump. Yeah.
03:09:21
You're getting top billing.
03:09:22
So it's low key accurate.
03:09:26
Before we go over the monologue, whatever the hell antediluvian mountain
03:09:30
anyone cares about.
03:09:31
If it was actually the few people that drowned,
03:09:32
or if it was the huge giant people that were there for hundreds
03:09:35
of millions of years. You'll have to wait.
03:09:37
We never discussed that fully.
03:09:39
We will. Yeah we did.
03:09:40
That's that's my criticism.
03:09:41
But we also covered claims that we missed
03:09:44
and,
03:09:48
I thought I had video.
03:09:49
Okay, so this family is just cooking chicken.
03:09:52
The first one was in Egypt with the lion at the tiger attack.
03:09:55
This is in, Tiger.
03:09:59
Maha, come, Mahatma Gandhi.
03:10:02
Come.
03:10:03
How do you pronounce Cumberbatch?
03:10:07
The Sam?
03:10:08
Right, Maha.
03:10:11
Come. Camp.
03:10:13
Okay.
03:10:14
Yeah.
03:10:16
There's a lot of.
03:10:19
So I'll translate one that's going to cook this fucking chicken here.
03:10:21
There's no curry.
03:10:22
We don't have chicken without curry.
03:10:24
Plus some kind of run.
03:10:26
Mohamed Ahmed. Ahmed Mohammed Domino's.
03:10:27
How the hell he's
03:10:30
not that
03:10:32
you like I got him.
03:10:34
I ain't got now some.
03:10:36
Let's start attacking the tent with what, a
03:10:39
battle ax I got.
03:10:41
I, you know, I got that duck was up.
03:10:44
Yeah. There we go.
03:10:47
You're gonna go up and go ground and I think starving.
03:10:50
And then you.
03:10:51
I'm nothing.
03:10:51
How hard got oh my girl.
03:10:55
So my question is, would you still eat that for me.
03:10:59
You see. Yeah I think it's somebody.
03:11:01
It's just as clean as it wasn't their dirty ass pot.
03:11:06
Oh. Now they're seeing it.
03:11:07
The road. Yeah.
03:11:08
He's been the fuck out of it.
03:11:09
Yeah, whatever you. Yeah.
03:11:12
He's hitting them in the right guys.
03:11:13
It is a really. He's swinging his hand the fuck out of.
03:11:16
We ain't.
03:11:17
That's in the back of the dark on the side of the head.
03:11:19
I think that's a strike by the by the way.
03:11:22
That's a good spot to those. Are you see him again.
03:11:25
I'm in between any of them here. Actually.
03:11:28
I'm fine.
03:11:30
This.
03:11:30
Oh. What did he say?
03:11:32
He said la la la.
03:11:36
I don't know what he just.
03:11:37
Yeah.
03:11:37
What are they going to do now. They going to rebuild their turn.
03:11:40
That that'll be all right.
03:11:43
Let me get here.
03:11:46
She seems so unnecessary.
03:11:49
So now, I don't know.
03:11:50
They were cooking a pot of chicken. Spilled the soup.
03:11:52
He still, you know, they came over because they were cooking chicken.
03:11:55
They didn't like the the meal.
03:11:57
They didn't like the dish. The garlic.
03:12:00
I don't know if it's because it had meat in it.
03:12:02
I assume because it had better motherfucker.
03:12:07
Oh, yeah.
03:12:07
I missed that chicken attack.
03:12:10
Yeah. We did. We get this?
03:12:12
No. And this one. No.
03:12:16
Oh, you want to read it? Gary?
03:12:17
What's your current employment version says welder 6978.
03:12:22
Oh, I am between jobs.
03:12:25
Between the three.
03:12:27
In between them.
03:12:29
Yeah.
03:12:30
I don't know which one you choose or like the you have two offers,
03:12:34
you know, you got three months to decide the table.
03:12:37
The one I really want is it actually aligns with my, my one of my hobbies.
03:12:42
So that's that's kind of what I'm leaning towards right now.
03:12:45
But I should
03:12:47
you know, it's it's a heat treatment job.
03:12:51
Oh. Are you going to work at freaking Armada Steel?
03:12:54
You're fired. You.
03:12:57
But it's a kill test.
03:12:59
That, sir, is a killer. It's a killer.
03:13:01
If I have an unemployment hearing,
03:13:05
week from tomorrow.
03:13:07
So this could go really?
03:13:09
There is.
03:13:10
Or are there is are made of steel.
03:13:14
I don't know if it's an armada, but there's nothing.
03:13:15
I don't need a steal. But I'm going to go to a rubber.
03:13:18
Oh, no, I'm going to rubber.
03:13:19
That's a small area. It's really easy to find. Whatever.
03:13:21
Wherever he's at, I, I don't care. I'm going to.
03:13:23
I'm out of rubber here.
03:13:24
Oh they've updated actually a little bit.
03:13:26
Rubber career. And this sand still looking.
03:13:29
Our amount of rubber are still looking for all four positions. So
03:13:34
yeah, one of them was wrong though.
03:13:35
There was beside that $1,617 an hour price discrepancy.
03:13:41
They had instead of the finishing department
03:13:44
they had shipping and receiving.
03:13:45
And then the description was the finishing department.
03:13:48
So they and then they went on to have the this the shipping and receiving
03:13:52
with the correct description was all stupid.
03:13:56
The listings were dumb
03:13:58
right there.
03:14:02
Say you're fired.
03:14:07
I see, what do you mean
03:14:09
for the mixing finishing department should shipping receiving,
03:14:15
mixing is the finishing department.
03:14:17
Oh, no. I'm sorry.
03:14:18
The mixing is was wrong.
03:14:20
Yeah, 16 to 17.
03:14:22
So there was somebody that comes back and finishes the deal. Those.
03:14:24
And but plugs like they gotta like they got to put a final.
03:14:28
It was me cuz I love it because they actually run out.
03:14:31
They're going out rougher now I love the English.
03:14:34
Rougher.
03:14:34
It actually is a complete illogical statement.
03:14:38
Finishing department starting it. What
03:14:42
they're finishing
03:14:42
finishing department starting to good for okay.
03:14:50
What is the finishing department starting?
03:14:52
Start at 16.
03:14:54
And you want to think at 17 an hour starting.
03:14:58
It's a quick start.
03:14:59
I don't know, start at seven I that's not where I start.
03:15:01
Click on what.
03:15:02
What you want me to click on start to end.
03:15:05
It's a Microsoft idiocy
03:15:08
I have a Japanese question detail.
03:15:10
I'm a Japanese by Japanese.
03:15:12
What does it mean?
03:15:15
So you get it.
03:15:17
Sprinkle.
03:15:20
It's all crosses.
03:15:24
Okay.
03:15:25
That's it.
03:15:30
For an egg roll.
03:15:35
Okay.
03:15:37
Say this.
03:15:39
What's the hang?
03:15:46
To lock.
03:15:48
Okay, KKR,
03:15:51
spend time and money.
03:15:53
Okay.
03:15:56
Okay.
03:15:58
To bet, to gallop, to chip something, to sit down
03:16:02
and to risk something.
03:16:07
Okay.
03:16:08
Make new words.
03:16:10
Make you do it.
03:16:11
No. He's supposed to make the new words.
03:16:15
It's like
03:16:17
I don't have enough words for as many sounds as you can make.
03:16:22
Don't we have the same number of sounds and words necessary?
03:16:26
I don't understand how we we don't run out.
03:16:30
They do.
03:16:34
We're better.
03:16:35
Right?
03:16:36
How about that? Was.
03:16:39
Just ask
03:16:42
flaky,
03:16:44
okay.
03:16:45
And Brady, my husband and a pledge.
03:16:47
Because he hates when I do that.
03:16:49
That's.
03:16:52
My. So this ties in.
03:16:53
I was going to do this.
03:16:54
I forgot to do this earlier.
03:16:55
Closer to the, dog lady.
03:16:58
The dog fucker lady.
03:17:00
My husband and I have been together almost 20 years.
03:17:03
I used to be happy in our relationship, but over the last year or two,
03:17:05
he has changed.
03:17:06
He has given me no physical affection
03:17:08
and constantly showers love on our on his new dog.
03:17:12
When I asked for more attention or when
03:17:15
I ask for more affection, he accused me of being jealous of the dog.
03:17:18
I'm not. I love the dog too.
03:17:20
I'm just sick of asking for more from him and not regretting it.
03:17:24
I used to feel hurt.
03:17:25
Now I feel like maybe I should end our marriage.
03:17:28
His lack of affection or compliments has turned me cold to him.
03:17:32
What should I do?
03:17:32
Sign. Craving human affection.
03:17:36
I don't listen craving.
03:17:38
Scientifically proven.
03:17:41
It is a fact that
03:17:45
divorces 70% of the time are initiated
03:17:49
by the woman.
03:17:53
My husband.
03:17:55
Bitches be trippin.
03:18:05
Dogs do that.
03:18:07
You know that dog?
03:18:07
Oh, yeah. Gary.
03:18:11
You do have
03:18:12
all the characteristics of a dog, Gary.
03:18:15
You want to hear something worse?
03:18:17
I'm sure. The legend of Noah's ark.
03:18:19
What?
03:18:19
I'm not suggesting that there was a flood that covered every mountain on earth.
03:18:23
And nor am I suggesting I feel it, but I feel it.
03:18:25
But coming here, I hope he does away.
03:18:27
If Noah's Ark existed,
03:18:29
many believe that it was crashed onto Mount Ararat, which is also in Turkey.
03:18:33
Something fascinating is that in the Bible in Genesis 820, some of the first verses
03:18:36
after Noah emerged from the flood,
03:18:38
he was said to have constructed an altar to the Lord, where he sacrificed
03:18:41
some of every clean animal and some of every clean bird.
03:18:44
Gobekli Tepe is in Turkey, and every single one of those pillars
03:18:48
annotates animals, and some have suggested that it could be Noah's altar.
03:18:52
That could be one reason why they want to explain it is because Turkey
03:18:55
is an Islamic country and religious belief that was corroborated.
03:18:59
They might not want that to happen.
03:19:01
So religion truly is fucking up the entire world.
03:19:06
Yes, that's the problem.
03:19:09
It's one of the problems.
03:19:10
It's not the problem.
03:19:12
Well, it's the problem I address the most.
03:19:15
I think apathy is a bigger problem, but I don't care about that.
03:19:19
I don't either.
03:19:20
Okay, good.
03:19:24
Well, that covered about everything in the flood,
03:19:26
not the entire Earth. No.
03:19:30
I have a little more.
03:19:34
Oh, okay.
03:19:34
Oh, oh, the disc golf announcement.
03:19:37
I don't know where it is, but the disc golf championship
03:19:40
is coming to Michigan in 2026.
03:19:43
Nice to, Kensington.
03:19:47
Yeah, Kensington is good where it's already been.
03:19:50
Yeah, and somebody called out the course, but I don't remember what it is you do.
03:19:54
Right.
03:19:55
The tick tock bug and.
03:19:57
Yeah, that's it.
03:20:00
It was.
03:20:00
I didn't know it was designed for, championship.
03:20:04
Championship? Yeah.
03:20:05
Like the very first run it.
03:20:07
Well, I could debut the other championship.
03:20:08
Is that what it. Yeah. What happened? Yeah.
03:20:12
The disc Kraft owner designed it for that championship.
03:20:16
Yeah. How do you, like, get the.
03:20:18
How do you get that kind of pull them one number two.
03:20:20
Like to choose that location seems weird, but it's it's a great course, but it's.
03:20:24
I think it's a toboggan run.
03:20:27
It literally is is exactly the elevation for sledding and shit.
03:20:31
Yeah. The big distance shots to
03:20:35
like there's one shot that's up towards your hill.
03:20:37
Oh, I don't have the armor to get up there and to
03:20:42
really see where you're.
03:20:43
Can you see the hole?
03:20:44
You can you can call it a hole or do you call it a basket?
03:20:47
Do you want to see my hole?
03:20:48
Does anybody call?
03:20:51
It's a portal.
03:20:52
You didn't give us time to answer, asshole.
03:20:55
That's what he showed you.
03:20:57
We were driving.
03:20:59
We almost had an axle guy behind me, and my friend yells out,
03:21:02
what is this asshole on my ass for?
03:21:06
I don't remember, I don't know what.
03:21:07
Oh, that's why exactly the context.
03:21:09
But that became the funniest thing for the longest time.
03:21:13
Of course I said the shit out of all right.
03:21:16
Yeah.
03:21:19
Why? Why is the poop tapered at the end?
03:21:23
Keep your head from slamming shut.
03:21:26
I have an I,
03:21:29
antediluvian rant monologue that I had to change all the swear words
03:21:33
to poop to make it sound like you, because all of a sudden he was like, bullshit!
03:21:37
Fuck this, fuck that.
03:21:39
Oh, right. What? What happened?
03:21:40
Oh, is this really?
03:21:43
No. So I looked at the ran of the week again.
03:21:45
I must have been in a politically emotional spot because it sucks.
03:21:48
I don't want to play it. Oh, okay. Good.
03:21:50
I do have that guy from claymation.
03:21:53
Yeah. Next week's topic.
03:21:54
Get him before he goes. That's my committing.
03:21:57
That's. There's no other dude.
03:21:59
Oh, you messed me right now.
03:22:00
I was committing a crime roughly every night.
03:22:03
Can I ask you later this year? Earlier about the day.
03:22:05
Usually I would commit a crime as soon as I woke up in the morning.
03:22:07
Like this. Doesn't make sense without the beginning.
03:22:11
It's pretty good.
03:22:12
Bad.
03:22:13
It's pretty good.
03:22:15
I got a switch to. It's pretty good.
03:22:17
Divinity here.
03:22:22
99 Divinity.
03:22:27
Standard.
03:22:27
What are you.
03:22:29
Oh, yeah.
03:22:30
Before they legalized weed, I was committing tons of crime.
03:22:36
I was I was committing a crime roughly every two hours
03:22:41
throughout the day.
03:22:41
Usually, I would commit a crime as soon as I woke up in the morning.
03:22:44
I don't know, like, don't talk to me until I've done some crime.
03:22:48
You know, a little rise in crime.
03:22:49
If you read.
03:22:51
So sometimes I roll up crime.
03:22:55
Yeah.
03:22:55
And then I would smoke the whole crime.
03:22:57
And then I would now forget that I had just rolled and smoked crime.
03:23:01
And then.
03:23:02
Now return to my fellow crime stories and suggest, of all things, that there's
03:23:05
more crime like that.
03:23:08
That's a crime spree.
03:23:10
I believe in that.
03:23:11
Without even realizing an accidental crime spree.
03:23:14
That'd be like if I was a bank robber
03:23:16
and I walked out of a bank with, like, a bag full of money,
03:23:18
and I saw across the street, I don't know, another bank.
03:23:23
And I turn to my fellow bank robber friends,
03:23:25
and I was like, what are you saying, fellas?
03:23:28
We should go rob a bank today.
03:23:29
What?
03:23:31
People laughed harder at the joke.
03:23:33
Joke?
03:23:34
The jokey voice, a part of society before they leave.
03:23:37
Yeah, like I got a bigger pop.
03:23:38
Was the voice change one cloth and an hour later.
03:23:41
And what?
03:23:42
After, like, a stone's little bagel, you know, like,
03:23:45
everyone was like, just stop doing crime and you may join us.
03:23:47
Chris. And I was just like, no,
03:23:51
no, no, that's our club.
03:23:53
I, I was like, I just going to be a little smarter on the process.
03:23:57
Yeah.
03:23:57
So now for ten hours, I'll go up and I'll have a blast with her.
03:24:03
That one hits a little toaster
03:24:05
and then they legalize weed.
03:24:06
And I was like, I might even pay taxes this year.
03:24:12
It kind of celebrated combination
03:24:14
of Gollum and, Cartman.
03:24:18
He looks like Cartman. He's got his head.
03:24:20
I don't know what the first one was, but like, you know, the second one is,
03:24:24
a shoot,
03:24:28
shoot down.
03:24:35
Nerd.
03:24:40
The whole.
03:24:44
No. Did I play through everything okay?
03:24:47
I did, I hope so.
03:24:49
Oh, wait.
03:24:49
No, I got that.
03:24:54
Ear fagot.
03:24:55
Fucker face. Fuck face.
03:24:59
My husband and I live
03:25:00
in a small community of fewer than 200 people.
03:25:03
We installed a swimming pool in our backyard and made the mistake
03:25:05
of allowing neighbors to come over to swim.
03:25:09
I recently started a home based business, and one of my neighbors refuses
03:25:12
to understand that I have to work.
03:25:14
Even in the winter.
03:25:15
She comes over and sits on our furniture, on our yard furniture,
03:25:19
waiting for me to come out and talk to her.
03:25:21
In the summer,
03:25:21
she comes unannounced and either sunbathe in our yard or swims at our pool.
03:25:26
One day she caught
03:25:28
my poor husband on the deck, tanning in her in his birthday suit.
03:25:32
We have asked people to call before coming.
03:25:34
Gross.
03:25:35
But some of our neighbors have come across to swim and left their kids
03:25:39
there as if they are, as if they expect I'm to babysit for them.
03:25:44
Have you anything I could have you anything I could
03:25:47
laminate and post in my backyard that will remind my neighbors
03:25:51
about observing common courtesy and not coming over unannounced signs.
03:25:55
Desperate.
03:25:55
And there's, desperate in,
03:26:01
somewhere in Michigan.
03:26:03
It's not like Kansas in here anymore.
03:26:05
I'm going to come.
03:26:08
Kansas. Oh, yeah.
03:26:10
So what they're saying, I'm,
03:26:13
I'm without profanity.
03:26:17
Yeah, well, you wouldn't be able to put profanity, so how would I?
03:26:21
I wouldn't oh, I would say, expletive
03:26:24
deleted off.
03:26:28
That's all.
03:26:29
If what if they just walk away going, oh, that must not mean me, because, well,
03:26:34
why would they like, they let me, they swim in their pool whenever I want.
03:26:38
So I would if I was going to keep talking.
03:26:41
Welcome.
03:26:41
If you are, you'll notice there's nobody in it.
03:26:46
Yeah, I gotcha, please keep it that way.
03:26:48
You can live with people coming over and swimming in your pool.
03:26:51
Here's what I would do if it's if it's an in-ground pool, fill it with cement.
03:26:56
And if it's an aboveground pool, let nature take its course.
03:27:00
Because it's coming down.
03:27:01
Because I'm. I'm was taking my neighbor's help. Stop by.
03:27:05
What if it's an in-ground pool?
03:27:10
There's a surgical procedure for that.
03:27:13
Yeah, we saw that.
03:27:14
They just
03:27:16
looked.
03:27:18
Yeah, well, it kind.
03:27:22
Personally, I don't care
03:27:23
if my neighbors stop by unannounced.
03:27:26
Whatever. Why would like to plant?
03:27:29
Oh, I can't stand the popping.
03:27:31
I need the buddy zone.
03:27:33
I've been nothing but a pop in.
03:27:34
And I've been warned that our neighbors are one neighbor on the side of us
03:27:38
likes to talk too much.
03:27:40
And so they even came to our house the other day.
03:27:43
She likes to pop in.
03:27:45
I've never once talked to them, but I thought they were solicitors
03:27:48
because they have.
03:27:49
The bitch had a clipboard in her hand, but we we after they left,
03:27:54
we watched them after they left and they went back to their house
03:27:56
and I'm like, they went to our house, the guy across.
03:28:00
But they didn't go to our direct neighbor
03:28:01
because he actually does have a No Soliciting sticker on his door.
03:28:05
So I don't know if that's why they didn't go to his thing.
03:28:07
And so it's like, dude, I don't want to be solicited by my neighbor.
03:28:10
That makes me want nothing to do with you.
03:28:12
Ever, like, leave me the fuck alone, you guys.
03:28:14
Yeah, once.
03:28:15
We can't.
03:28:16
No trespassing.
03:28:17
We also have to take him and his wife.
03:28:19
Yeah, yeah, I just want to make a fucking bear.
03:28:22
I just want to barricade everything between that and the asshole
03:28:24
that's fucking. I pulled this up earlier, but
03:28:27
that's the fucking drainpipe.
03:28:30
And it just spurts out.
03:28:31
Fucking water.
03:28:34
This is my fucking neighbor.
03:28:36
So you see the river there?
03:28:37
The track goes all the way down.
03:28:39
And then is it going to be like a natural stream?
03:28:42
You can see the.
03:28:42
No. Yeah. He makes its own natural stream.
03:28:45
Oh, so that's supposed to be all just that's supposed to be lawn,
03:28:47
so to speak, or, you know. Yeah, that's all mine.
03:28:50
And that's the little trail there you can see going all the way back
03:28:54
is coming from the pipe that runs off of his gutters into my fucking yard.
03:29:00
As a homeowner of over 20 years,
03:29:04
I have to ask you the most obvious question.
03:29:07
I just a straight up answer.
03:29:09
Have you talked to him about it in any?
03:29:12
I just noticed it the other day and I've been waiting for that to.
03:29:15
They were outside, they let their dog out.
03:29:17
And you know, I was going to say it's.
03:29:18
But I've heard about it a week ago to our neighbors.
03:29:21
I never I decide it's the weirdest thing before you do any.
03:29:24
Yeah.
03:29:25
You know but we also that they also had kind of the nail.
03:29:28
So yeah.
03:29:29
But their backyards are like what they like one tenth of it's the size of ours.
03:29:35
I would say even more than that.
03:29:36
We have almost an acre. They have probably like
03:29:40
I don't know,
03:29:41
they've got like 15ft of like backyard
03:29:45
by like whatever their property line is,
03:29:48
it seems like a clear solution to a problem for him.
03:29:52
But one man.
03:29:52
Yeah, yeah. Which is the shit. Yeah. Oh yeah.
03:29:55
But I think, dude, if you said choose, she's on the other side.
03:29:58
But there's still like there's still like 150ft until that creek.
03:30:01
And I don't know if he just thinks like, oh yeah.
03:30:02
It's just going to go downhill to the creek. No, it goes downhill.
03:30:04
It settles on my shit.
03:30:06
But yeah, like if you, if you took a picture
03:30:09
that I've got to clean up that tree more is that I was cutting that tree down.
03:30:12
That tree fell down before we purchased the house.
03:30:14
And I was cutting some of it down.
03:30:16
And I had to stand in this puddle
03:30:17
for a little while, and I didn't really understand it.
03:30:19
And then,
03:30:20
I haven't been back out there since, but then my girlfriend,
03:30:22
I took a walk when it rained and it was like,
03:30:24
literally just like a fucking hose, like just dumping.
03:30:27
And it was just taking that little trailer.
03:30:29
You can see you got those a river soliciting in your neighborhood?
03:30:33
Got holes in the.
03:30:37
Yeah. Just obviously.
03:30:38
I mean, because if he, he's either he's either ignorant or an idiot
03:30:42
or I just don't know how to situation, I just I'm assuming
03:30:46
that I'm just going to say, hey, did you know,
03:30:47
did you like, did you put this in or was this here when you purchased the house?
03:30:52
And then did you know that, like, you know, the number one is, is illegal?
03:30:54
Number two, there's like ways like that. You're supposed to do this. Yeah.
03:30:57
Where are you? Would you're already French drain.
03:30:59
You're already going too far. In my opinion.
03:31:01
All you got to do
03:31:01
is say hello as a neighbor and then make him aware of the situation,
03:31:05
and then don't even say another word about it
03:31:08
after he's aware of it, then you have a possible whatever.
03:31:11
But no, he needs to.
03:31:12
If nothing happened, right, like we haven't springtime fixing it.
03:31:16
Yeah, it's a I, but I say I wouldn't do that.
03:31:18
I give him the opportunity to the benefit of the doubt to fix it.
03:31:20
Just say, well, otherwise I you do it.
03:31:22
I'm your neighbor over a potato in their pipe.
03:31:24
I mean, one way or another.
03:31:27
I gotta put something organic in there.
03:31:29
That way it doesn't look obvious.
03:31:30
If I put some spray foam in there,
03:31:31
it's pretty obvious somebody tampered with that of a title.
03:31:34
You might not even know what that is.
03:31:35
By the time you pull it out of there.
03:31:38
I don't know what's. It's a clog.
03:31:39
The in the play.
03:31:41
But yeah, that's that's fun to talk about.
03:31:44
A potato.
03:31:44
Yeah. It's hilarious. Yeah.
03:31:46
If you do, you plan on living there.
03:31:49
Yeah.
03:31:49
And I do trust me that I've met
03:31:52
up at some point too.
03:31:54
And I've made the right decision.
03:31:55
And I have neighbors with the right desires.
03:31:59
I have cordial, polite neighbors.
03:32:01
Tonight they're going to stand.
03:32:02
Patio may also be on our property too, because it runs right on our lines.
03:32:06
There. You want to retire.
03:32:08
You never want to be directly next door.
03:32:11
They're not. They're in the back more.
03:32:12
They're like three houses, I mean, adjacent.
03:32:14
I don't want them directly adjacent to your property.
03:32:17
No, the neighbors on the they can just have the other one is the annoying guy.
03:32:20
And then we have people we have like,
03:32:22
we start getting this, hey, why don't we pay down our property line
03:32:26
or at least put in a gate so we can just come right over
03:32:28
instead of having to walk around?
03:32:29
Then you're like, whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa, no.
03:32:32
Hold on.
03:32:33
But yeah, seriously, if if, if he's a reasonable homeowner
03:32:36
and not a renter, just you saying hi, I'm going to say I just moved in.
03:32:39
I'm going to be a big.
03:32:40
Are you aware that your your drain pipe is flooding our backyard?
03:32:44
So you don't even say that?
03:32:45
I wouldn't even say that. He.
03:32:48
It's like that's like I why would you.
03:32:49
No, because my no, my I'm pissed that like that is who, who in their right
03:32:54
mind would even do that in the first place?
03:32:55
That's why I want to know.
03:32:56
Hey, that's what I'm saying.
03:32:57
So some of my neighbors had behind their garage, which is hidden.
03:33:01
All that tells me is that you go, oh, they had no idea.
03:33:05
She barely walk.
03:33:06
No idea you did it. My neighbor had no idea, dude.
03:33:09
Her or her brother who took care of the place?
03:33:11
Way to.
03:33:13
Well, I just found out, I just forgot.
03:33:15
So the neighbors that are right across from me, a little bit closer
03:33:18
on that same run.
03:33:18
But the two houses down, they have a black corrugated pipe
03:33:21
that are that's facing the property line facing our property.
03:33:25
Now, there is no
03:33:28
obvious like, where'd you move over 23 mile?
03:33:31
Because 23 miles saturated the whole area's swamp.
03:33:36
Just the the the current property
03:33:38
hasn't been well taken care of, and it's, on a third of an acre.
03:33:41
No shit.
03:33:42
It sounds like it sounds like an almost an acre.
03:33:44
And there's a there's a creek that's right there.
03:33:46
And so everything runs down to the creek, and everyone just assumes,
03:33:50
like, oh, let me just dump the my water in these woods.
03:33:54
But the woods are our property, and we're trying to clean them up
03:33:58
and get a lot of the debris that's out of them
03:34:00
and get a lot of leaves that's out of them,
03:34:02
because we want to prevent ticks and fucking bugs.
03:34:04
And there's just yeah, you know,
03:34:06
we want to clean it up in a few incident and let your dog out.
03:34:09
Yeah, yeah. Kind of. Yeah. You better.
03:34:12
But you don't want to let your dog out in that fucking lake right now.
03:34:15
That's nasty. Well, even that's for sure.
03:34:17
Her nieces come over.
03:34:18
I'm going to be mowing the lawn. I'm going to get a riding lawn mower.
03:34:20
I don't want to ride through a fucking puddle.
03:34:22
But I think if you go over there and you say, hey, are you aware of this?
03:34:25
He's either going to go, yeah, fuck off.
03:34:27
And then you, dude, you do exactly what you said.
03:34:28
But if he's like, oh shit, no, I didn't, and he's probably playing dumb.
03:34:32
Of course I did. Yeah, of course you did.
03:34:34
But as a neighbor, you play this stupid little game.
03:34:36
You'd be like, oh shit.
03:34:37
No, I think that this is something that you would do.
03:34:39
And if you feel like a conversation, you to go to stuff.
03:34:42
Otherwise, you know, you're
03:34:43
you're ignorant, you're aware of it now, so you got no excuse.
03:34:46
I would even see, you know, if you say that you can be like, fuck you dick.
03:34:49
I'd be like, fuck you dick.
03:34:51
I'd make it look like it was fixed by me pumping
03:34:53
it under the under the ground so that, like, in two, like a whole lot.
03:34:56
And I just think thinking like, why, honey?
03:34:58
Why is the house fucking swaying?
03:35:01
It's just kind of weird that you would think that in any for it,
03:35:04
because it's buried like it's, it was, it was, it's been there.
03:35:08
So at some point you would go, oh, like, why would I just dump my water
03:35:12
on somebody else's property?
03:35:14
Because I don't want to on mine again, if it naturally flows.
03:35:17
And that's what it's going to happen anyway.
03:35:18
If they just push their gutters,
03:35:20
it would naturally flow, but it would flow evenly
03:35:22
and it wouldn't collect in one particular area.
03:35:24
The fact that they concentrate it and pipe it is what makes it illegal.
03:35:30
What's going on here?
03:35:31
Well the graveyard, we got a graveyard like the graveyard.
03:35:35
Oh yeah.
03:35:37
Let me know how that
03:35:38
if you come in heartbroken, please, please let me know how it works out.
03:35:42
I can't wait for the.
03:35:43
I can't wait for the continuing rants with your neighbor.
03:35:45
I'm just assuming that they never see.
03:35:49
Why would they not know?
03:35:52
Don't assume anybody's intelligent assume ever.
03:35:54
That's why.
03:35:54
The first question is hey, did did you like did you put this on?
03:35:58
Hold on.
03:35:58
Assume everybody's an idiot, but don't approach them
03:36:00
and say you're a fucking idiot.
03:36:02
You have to like, yeah, no, I'm going to
03:36:05
again, because it's going to make for a lot more rancid.
03:36:09
I can't even think about what the topics they've got.
03:36:11
They've got a they've got a sitting area.
03:36:13
Their new stamped patio is right next to this pipe run off.
03:36:16
And you can just see it like there's no way there's no mistaking it.
03:36:21
Ryan says.
03:36:22
To go back there and see that and to mow your lawn and go, hey, whatever.
03:36:25
Who gives a fuck?
03:36:26
Oh, it's not on our property.
03:36:27
That's no, there's no way there's. But.
03:36:30
So let's I know from his point, reverse it from his point of view.
03:36:33
Now let's not think he's the awesome juror.
03:36:35
I would never do that.
03:36:37
I've already looked at where I was literally just counting that before
03:36:40
you said it.
03:36:40
How to make a French drain and how to do a vertical drain.
03:36:43
And like, assume that he does a series of plays assuming an air rating.
03:36:46
We're going to hear it all in a fortnight.
03:36:48
Or is that rolling Minecraft?
03:36:50
We're going to put a bunch of extra dirt down.
03:36:52
We're going to we're going to recreate it.
03:36:53
It's like and all he has is a problem of water in his property.
03:36:57
And as soon as he got it off his property, his problem was solved.
03:37:02
That's all.
03:37:02
Yeah. And I don't think that he needed to do that at all anyway.
03:37:05
Unless it was pulling up in his yard.
03:37:09
And rather than regrade his yard, he goes, oh, and let me just pipe it on
03:37:12
to somebody else's, not on mine anymore.
03:37:14
Now my problem,
03:37:16
like all the fucking dipshits in America, right?
03:37:19
But again,
03:37:19
even a lazy Minecraft person
03:37:21
not saying everyone in America is a dipshit,
03:37:22
but the dipshits in realize that typically think that same fucking way.
03:37:26
He had a problem when he moved any fix the problem, or he ignored the problem
03:37:29
that was already still the same lame fix you back of their lot.
03:37:32
They don't use it or it's oh, it's going in the woods.
03:37:34
They don't go in the woods.
03:37:35
And it's like, do you agree though, just by simply making him aware of it,
03:37:38
you have given him the opportunity to do the same thing as bitching in.
03:37:45
Then you might honestly reason
03:37:46
I know it's not right, but I would much rather just not say a thing
03:37:50
and just put some spray foam in there and then it's done.
03:37:54
No one ever has to say anything to anyone. Yep.
03:37:56
And as a not advocate, not, a person giving you advice, not older person,
03:38:00
please do that.
03:38:01
I'd love to do that.
03:38:02
And I'm not going to I would rather not do that.
03:38:05
I'm already making the new stinger called Fuck My Neighbor or
03:38:09
Chores neighbors Hate or something like that, but it's going to be great.
03:38:13
Yeah, well, it's just that I guess that's why they're never outside, because their
03:38:17
their property sucks and ours is great, so we're always outside.
03:38:20
You said it was a sausage fest, but I see two people making out on a stump.
03:38:26
There are two dudes
03:38:28
who are they look like someone just checking off the person who's kissing.
03:38:31
The other one has their hand in their pants.
03:38:32
It looks like
03:38:33
Ryan says when I lived in Hazel Park, I bang across the street neighbor
03:38:37
after things.
03:38:38
After that, things went sour between
03:38:42
I did.
03:38:43
That's, Yeah.
03:38:44
No, that's how would I was bitched to by my neighbors
03:38:46
that used to live upstairs of me, the apartment.
03:38:48
And it's like I never.
03:38:50
I avoided them all the time.
03:38:51
And when they'd roll up, I'd fucking just, like, I'd walk away and then come back.
03:38:56
Any time you went outside, any time or anytime.
03:38:59
I'm outside now, I see my neighbors.
03:39:01
I just keep my head down. Yes.
03:39:03
And that's why it's different when you purchase your house.
03:39:05
It's different than renting
03:39:06
because you can always just move easily if you're renting.
03:39:08
I had an privacy fence.
03:39:11
A couple upstairs would fight like crazy all the time, and obviously
03:39:14
if you live below them, you hear thump, thump thump thump.
03:39:16
One time we see shit thrown off the back.
03:39:18
You hear something that, I may have told the story before
03:39:20
finally here, I help me, help me, Brady, help me, help me!
03:39:23
Call the police. He's crying.
03:39:25
So my wife and I are girlfriend
03:39:27
at the time, but we said, Brady, your name should do to help.
03:39:31
Help? She was calling for us. Yeah, she was calling down to us.
03:39:33
And it was very specifically interesting.
03:39:35
I don't want to say my wife's name. She said. Both of us.
03:39:37
Yeah. No. You're fine. I just want to make sure that you get literally.
03:39:40
Yeah. No, she's literally that's. We were on that kind of truck. We were,
03:39:43
all of us were close.
03:39:44
The whole neighbors.
03:39:45
Not that close.
03:39:46
But, I mean, no, because you could just hear somebody
03:39:48
yelling for her to try to help her
03:39:49
before the police even came, they had already made up and turned on us.
03:39:53
And then we had to live there for another year, year and a half while.
03:39:56
I mean, it was just so fucking uncomfortable.
03:39:57
That's when I learned. I don't care if you're on fire, dude,
03:40:00
somebody else is going to call and help you.
03:40:03
It never works out.
03:40:05
But we were great friends.
03:40:06
We were really good friends with people in other buildings and other part,
03:40:09
you know, in like building.
03:40:10
See your be, you know,
03:40:12
people in our building distance because they're just too close.
03:40:16
Shit happens. You can't I want nothing and,
03:40:18
I'll be cordial, but I want like you.
03:40:21
It's perfect.
03:40:22
Hello? Cordial.
03:40:23
Not at war, not friendly enough, or they just
03:40:26
stay on my
03:40:26
shit and no one, yeah, no one bother each other.
03:40:30
You do this.
03:40:31
You over there. I'll do me over here. Don't.
03:40:33
Don't come over to say hi.
03:40:34
It was just way from afar.
03:40:36
That's about it.
03:40:37
Perfect.
03:40:37
Okay.
03:40:38
With the hi, I just don't I don't want to have to ask you to leave.
03:40:41
No, that's how my neighbors are up north.
03:40:42
The one guy on the one side,
03:40:43
he tends to get a little too talkative, and it's annoying.
03:40:45
You kind of have to avoid him.
03:40:46
But the other dude on the other side, Greg, he's.
03:40:49
You just. He's one of them. Just.
03:40:50
You see him out there wave. Same thing with my neighbors at home.
03:40:53
The one dude, Dennis. You just.
03:40:56
I've.
03:40:56
I've just kind of a half assed way of doing once or twice. That's about it.
03:40:59
You don't want nothing done.
03:41:00
Nothing. That's.
03:41:01
It can take time to.
03:41:02
I want. No, no, no need. A walk around two blocks.
03:41:04
My neighborhood could take me 45 minutes stopping and talking to everybody.
03:41:09
Why? It's not a waste of time.
03:41:13
I that's a fine line.
03:41:15
Some of them.
03:41:15
I want to talk to you.
03:41:16
I don't I can chatty over here.
03:41:20
Yeah. Social butterfly as well.
03:41:21
So what I started doing is I started going to walk.
03:41:23
I go for my walks. Not like 11:00 at night.
03:41:26
Okay. So you avoid people then.
03:41:27
Oh, so you're complaining about is what you're saying
03:41:31
because you end up having to talk to people.
03:41:32
Yeah. Yeah. Right. Yeah. Because I'll give if people.
03:41:35
That's what
03:41:35
I'm afraid of about my one neighbor who's talkative because I'll be too nice
03:41:38
and it'll be hard to just kind of go, okay,
03:41:40
that's why you don't get real close to the close ones.
03:41:42
See, if I get really bad, I can go walk a different way.
03:41:44
We didn't answer the door.
03:41:46
Immediate neighbors. Then you can't avoid them.
03:41:48
They're right there.
03:41:48
They know every kind of like they know coming and going. They know your answer.
03:41:51
They know everything.
03:41:53
Yeah, I know why.
03:41:55
That's why I told my girlfriend to.
03:41:56
Because with me traveling for work and shit,
03:41:58
it's like I don't want them to even know that she's there by herself sometimes.
03:42:01
Like, I don't want people to know that the neighbor that was lived here
03:42:05
when we bought the house was the greatest neighbor.
03:42:07
She came over and said, don't expect me to bake you a fucking pie or anything,
03:42:11
but and I don't know if it was like smoking a joint
03:42:13
or something, but she was just straight to the point.
03:42:14
She's like, I want to be a neighbor
03:42:15
where we're cordial, but stay the fuck away from me.
03:42:18
And we were like, this is going to work out great.
03:42:21
And it did.
03:42:24
I have a video, but I don't know how to play it.
03:42:27
A Gary Horseshoe video.
03:42:29
I can't play the horseshoe video.
03:42:32
Oh, all right, this weird video game, it came across
03:42:34
my, I can't cross my timeline for whatever reason.
03:42:37
And I thought it was interesting
03:42:38
because it did throw me off for a second because I'm going to pause it and study.
03:42:42
You did stuff with dad.
03:42:44
When I do, you forgot to take the garbage out again.
03:42:47
Oh, why, yes, it was a mandela effect.
03:42:53
Yeah, that's twice a week my dad's gonna flip out of.
03:42:57
Well, you know, let's try thinking of a funny movie, like.
03:43:01
Like, Home Alone and Roger rabbit.
03:43:02
That's why I always do it. I'm getting.
03:43:05
Getting like what?
03:43:06
Oh, you know, I went to bed.
03:43:07
Probably. What the fuck is happening?
03:43:12
Oh, that took a turn.
03:43:15
Yeah, right.
03:43:17
Yeah. Right.
03:43:18
You mean hitting?
03:43:21
Does yours hit you?
03:43:22
Oh, hitting. Oh, okay. What did he say?
03:43:25
Boy, he really taught me last week when you came to school.
03:43:28
That black eye.
03:43:29
You said you walked into a door.
03:43:30
He's a black guy. Yeah.
03:43:32
Don't you dare.
03:43:33
Look, I don't fuck the.
03:43:36
Yeah, I like the pounding.
03:43:37
I showed up, I was like, Holy shit, these are my fucking his dad.
03:43:40
Fucking him with full House episode.
03:43:42
Is this.
03:43:43
Wait, so that's a real episode.
03:43:45
That wasn't that wasn't set up or clipped.
03:43:47
That was. It was. No. Yeah. No. Yeah.
03:43:50
I mean, I know, but I was, Man falls from hotel balcony.
03:43:56
Is he One Direction guy?
03:43:57
Good day to end up in the pool.
03:44:00
He went one direction.
03:44:00
Just like the One Direction guy.
03:44:03
Everybody who falls goes in one direction.
03:44:08
Yeah.
03:44:12
One direction, 10:00.
03:44:15
Do you ever notice how the more ancient something is,
03:44:18
the more people insist it had to be better than what we've got now. Hi.
03:44:23
What are you saying?
03:44:24
I'm Gary and welcome to fledge Rants.
03:44:26
Back in the day, they say we were giants.
03:44:29
We lived for 900 years.
03:44:31
A secret knowledge.
03:44:33
We built pyramids with our pinkies and could could talk to animals.
03:44:38
Probably an Aramaic that I haven't even listened to in fantasy.
03:44:42
That's the preferred flood mythos.
03:44:44
Like it's like nostalgia mixed with steroids and a touch of divine wrath.
03:44:49
Now, depending on who you ask, those antediluvian
03:44:53
either refers to a mythical era before the flood of Noah.
03:44:57
You know, Noah, that splashy biblical reboot where God rage
03:45:01
quits humanity except for one family and some livestock.
03:45:05
Or it's this vague era of lost knowledge,
03:45:08
Atlantis vibes and people
03:45:11
who could build stone structures without cranes or usher regulations.
03:45:14
I'm gonna have to say human. Gary.
03:45:16
Further back in this round, the smarter and taller everyone was.
03:45:20
Oh, no, I like funny how time works like that in the collective imagination.
03:45:24
Of course you like it because it's you.
03:45:26
You start with the classics.
03:45:28
Meet those illa.
03:45:30
This dude lived 9 or 69 years.
03:45:32
Methuselah. It's almost a millennium of watching
03:45:36
and, pretending to be a great revenant.
03:45:39
Vegetables, meat, foods.
03:45:40
Ill imagine the birthday cakes.
03:45:42
Imagine the existential dread and what did he do with that time?
03:45:46
Nothing recorded, just vibes and progeny.
03:45:49
There's more data on how many kids he had then what he did.
03:45:53
Meanwhile, if I take a week off, from mowing my lawn,
03:45:57
I get labeled unproductive.
03:46:00
Methuselah just had to live.
03:46:02
But the real juice is in what the real juice
03:46:05
was building to the apocryphal Book of Enoch.
03:46:08
He said the real juice? Yes.
03:46:10
We're going there.
03:46:11
The watchers, these rebellious angels descended to earth, got horny
03:46:16
and taught humanity all the spicy secrets metallurgy,
03:46:21
make up, astrology,
03:46:24
cutting, enchantments, basically the syllabus for an occult
03:46:27
liberal arts college.
03:46:28
And then boom, gods like that's it.
03:46:31
You're all grounded forever. Cue the flood.
03:46:34
Which raises the question that actually sounded
03:46:36
like Gary where we painted it sounds like a young Gary.
03:46:39
It sounds like a younger Gary.
03:46:40
Just learning the wrong stuff from the wrong beings with questionable.
03:46:44
I see his chest sounds like it sounds like earlier.
03:46:46
Like if Gary had a radio show like 20 years ago, the celebration
03:46:50
of Ancient Glory, or a cautionary waiting for Gary to say, shut up,
03:46:54
I can't hear myself give monkeys fire Jesus, and let's talk
03:46:58
about those monuments, pyramids, ziggurat, cyclopean walls
03:47:02
that look like Joe Mason played once I fixed the pronunciation.
03:47:07
It's really bad.
03:47:08
Aliens.
03:47:09
Yeah, this is made with 12 seconds of your audio clip from the show
03:47:14
Slave Labor and says the most boring answer. But.
03:47:17
But the myth always leans toward the idea that they knew something.
03:47:22
We don't like physics with extra dimensions
03:47:25
or the ability to telepathically negotiate with limestone.
03:47:30
Now here's where the soup gets chunky.
03:47:32
What if the antediluvian weren't human?
03:47:34
Not completely.
03:47:35
You got your natural super giants, hybrids, men of renown.
03:47:39
That was kind of interesting, Jill.
03:47:40
Half human, all drama.
03:47:43
Some say they were 30ft tall.
03:47:45
Others say they just had a good PR team.
03:47:48
Either way, they were the influencers of the old world,
03:47:52
and some people think their bones are still being hidden by the Smithsonian.
03:47:57
That's right.
03:47:58
Big fossil strikes again.
03:48:00
But let's pause here because there's a difference between history
03:48:04
and myth, right?
03:48:06
This is a much better analog than because once you go back
03:48:10
to one, wine gets blurry.
03:48:12
Historians say there's no evidence for a global flood.
03:48:14
Geologists roll their eyes so hard they pop.
03:48:17
Doesn't even, like, have to stop.
03:48:18
Almost every culture has just Mesopotamia right on top of it.
03:48:22
Either everybody had the same dream or something else.
03:48:24
Like he knows exactly what he's talking about.
03:48:25
For the record, I hit the checkbox that said remove silences and,
03:48:29
here's what bugs me.
03:48:31
Yeah, I can I can actually put those in a mix of a sound just like my own.
03:48:35
But, and therefore we got dumb and somehow modern.
03:48:38
But that's the trick, isn't it? Every golden age ends in disaster.
03:48:40
Atlantis sink.
03:48:41
Eden evicted.
03:48:43
Well, I forgot how to swim. Apparently.
03:48:45
It's like you can't imagine greatness without collapse.
03:48:47
We're addicted to the rise and fall art.
03:48:50
I think we're all good.
03:48:51
It had to be destroyed.
03:48:53
Otherwise, what do we have now?
03:48:54
But maybe the antediluvian weren't better or worse.
03:48:57
Maybe you worked at that one.
03:48:58
That sound like me pronouncing the end.
03:49:00
Did you have to build something meaningful before the sky wait on them?
03:49:05
Hey, maybe the only difference is
03:49:07
that they didn't have TikTok and we didn't have literal.
03:49:10
What's your point here?
03:49:11
Bit of knowledge like it was a Ted talk.
03:49:14
And what's with the obsession with hiding this stuff?
03:49:16
You've got secret chambers.
03:49:18
Yeah, I don't know, man. Great pyramid. Good point.
03:49:20
You've got lidar showing buried cities under jungles.
03:49:23
Yeah.
03:49:24
Hey, that's in reference to the like they used silent candy.
03:49:27
They're from academia. Hey. What machine?
03:49:29
Why is any mention of advanced ancient knowledge
03:49:33
treated like you just sneezed a museum curator?
03:49:36
If there's nothing to hide, why is the panic so loud?
03:49:39
Maybe we need the antediluvian myth.
03:49:41
Maybe it scratches the itch that says we came from something bigger.
03:49:44
Yeah, we were better.
03:49:46
Because if that's true, maybe we could be again.
03:49:48
I am so, so that's a trap.
03:49:50
Because it always turns is great for a past this ever existed.
03:49:54
A tall tale soaked in flood water.
03:49:57
And we'll just play one of these,
03:49:58
and you just sit there and move your mouth like this. Yeah.
03:50:01
I love this town. Like there's a lake.
03:50:03
Oh, you know, you got bad connection for a giant.
03:50:05
I'm building a video arguing about whether humans
03:50:09
had amnesia or he's already a puppet just for storytelling.
03:50:12
I love that we're still asking. I'm building a lot.
03:50:14
Another one.
03:50:15
Because even if it's all cow, it's the kind of cow poop that asks us
03:50:18
to imagine more and that, my friends, is the only flood.
03:50:21
This one as a buffer.
03:50:23
Just a flair for storytelling.
03:50:25
I love that we're still asking.
03:50:26
I love that people still dig in desert sick.
03:50:30
Look, this is this is the wrap up, I love it, I love the mystery
03:50:34
tall tales of flood water and built on the bones of exaggerated ancestors.
03:50:38
But you to said this to me because I need.
03:50:40
I love the mystery out of that.
03:50:42
Still, unless you want to deserts hope it's on YouTube already
03:50:45
I love it there's there's like too much of it.
03:50:47
But you know what? Which is great.
03:50:49
I love the mystery.
03:50:50
I love that people still dig in deserts hoping for a giant's femur.
03:50:54
I love that we're still arguing about whether humanity
03:50:57
had amnesia or just a flair for storytelling.
03:51:00
I love that we're still asking what if?
03:51:03
Because even if it's all cow poop, it's the kind of cow poop that asks us to
03:51:06
imagine more and that my friends, is the only flood worth surviving.
03:51:10
As above, so below. Roll the clip. Brady.
03:51:16
Go 3000 oh 254.
03:51:21
The work here is done.
03:52:20
You might.
03:52:23
Poop.