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Know.
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Who. You.
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Oh. La
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la. Oh.
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Oh oh. Oh.
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Do you know what the
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all encompassing source of everything is?
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Hi, I'm Gary, and welcome to Fladge Rants Live.
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There are two things in the world.
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Two kinds of things.
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Things that have a tangible effect on the physical, material world around us
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and things that do not.
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So let's go into that a little bit.
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Things that have a tangible effect.
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You can measure.
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You can see, you can feel, you can detect
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things that do not have
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tangible effects on the world around us.
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For all intents and purposes,
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do not exist.
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Now, now, I know what you're saying, but wait a minute.
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What about love or idea?
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Well, ideas can change the world around you when they affect people.
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And people do things. Acting on ideas.
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So? So this.
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I've got a correction to make my opening line.
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There's one kind of thing in the universe.
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And, this this is piggybacking off of last week's show.
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And next week we're going to piggyback off of this show
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with show number 100.
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The title will be reality, but today we're talking about divinity.
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The other category.
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Now there's a few ways you can go with divinity.
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There's the religious
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spiritual side of reality.
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And,
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and that is called divinity.
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That's that's what we refer to as the divine.
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The thing about those is they fit into the second category
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things with no tangible effect on the universe
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except except in the case of like ideas
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and move people to act.
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That's the real effect.
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But other than that,
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we've been talking a lot about
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the origins of our religious beliefs.
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Now, you would you think I would try to debunk the Genesis account
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by saying it mimics all of the Mesopotamian
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creation myths that came a thousand years before it?
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Well,
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I actually suggest that
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since those common themes are running through all the creation myths.
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There is something to it,
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not that that doesn't reduce the credibility
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just because the creation myth was borrowed from other creationists.
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In fact, it makes it,
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older and more reliable,
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but not as a historical account.
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You just have to
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take it with a grain of salt.
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If, was it Arthur C Clarke had said,
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sufficient technology would be indistinguishable from magic?
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Well,
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thanks, Arthur C Clarke.
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That that's the the distinction I want to make here.
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The differentiation between.
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What really is
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truly in the world and,
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and what we perceive as religiously or spiritually divine.
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And it is my contention that there is no such thing.
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There are other definitions of divine, like,
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this, this cozy sweater, simply divine.
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Or if someone says my, my banana muffins, which are over here, are divine.
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They might be gay, but there are other,
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definitions.
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And and I'm always arguing semantics.
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And there is a good reason for that.
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The meanings of words is that that's how we understand each other.
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That's how we know what we're talking about.
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But there are other definitions of divine.
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Other ways to use it.
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Like I just said about this, this Cosby sweater.
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And you got to admit, straight from the 80s.
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So the philosophical existential quest kind of divinity
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is grappling with the meaning of life.
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And that's what I've been doing a lot of lately.
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But maybe that's the kind of divinity we're talking about.
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Or are the pragmatic, the the,
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the practical pursuits or, or applications
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would give us, like,
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a purpose for our existence.
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And that could be considered divine.
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It doesn't have to be
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profound, ultimate, all encompassing, like ultra.
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Because once
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you get to infinite states, you're talking about either the singularity
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that started us off, which is a great possibility.
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Or maybe it is something divine.
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But I'll tell you what.
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All of the stories that I've heard these creationists
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are seem to be talking about
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a an actual biological life form
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with sufficiently advanced technology
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for it to be indistinguishable from magic.
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Robbie Brady
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comments it's
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well, in that case, I've got a poem.
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This one's called Working Fervently.
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Feeling loser isn't a loser.
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I'm going to start over.
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This poem is called Researching Fervently.
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Feeling loser isn't illusory.
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Usually leisurely.
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Presumably.
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I'm turning human berserk. Fervently.
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I haven't finished that poem yet, but this is all of my show prep.
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But we did do something as a team.
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We went to
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Stoney Creek Metro Park and met live
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and and I made muffins
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that are absolutely divine.
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Brady.
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And there's another thing that you're going to claim
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I was invited to and actually wasn't.
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He had a short attention span,
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but I was going to reply to that.
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But what the hell?
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Let's move on. No.
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I remember the story of the fella
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here a while ago was running for Congress as a Republican.
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He stopped by a farm to do some campaigning,
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and when the farmer heard he was a Republican,
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his jaw dropped and he said, wait right here.
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And I.
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Well, I get Ma.
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She's never seen a Republican before.
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So he got me.
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And the candidate looked around for a podium to give a speech from.
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The only thing he could find was probably all of that stuff
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that that's true, and took 35 years trying to get Harry to call a fertilizer.
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So he got up on
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the mound, and when they came back, he gave his speech.
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And up
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at the farmer says, that's the first time I've ever heard a Republican speech.
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Candidate said, that's the first time I've ever given a Republican speech
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from a Democratic platform.
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Down in Texas during the 1976 primary.
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They had me out knocking on doors.
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And I remember one kind of rural area.
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I'd been governor of California.
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No lip smacking.
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I wasn't all that well known in Texas.
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And I knocked on the door and an old fellow in his undershirt, in
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jeans came to the door, and I told him
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I was running for president.
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And having been in the occupation I'd been in for a number of years,
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I was kind of surprised when he asked me what I'd done for a living,
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and I told him I'd been an actor,
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and then he asked me what my name was,
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and I thought, well, maybe if I give him a hint.
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So I said, well, my shows were all Reagan jokes,
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and every face lit up and he turned,
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I think, to Reagan by my watch, come on out here quick as an into the air.
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Rogers is all right.
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It's Teddy Roosevelt up there.
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I want to talk about a program that we are taking on down the road.
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You know, because he's looking for your feet to the canyon floor.
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Because it doesn't make sense to speak that one when there
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grieger of the Roosevelt faith.
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Not up there. Me? What to do?
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Or do I have it wrong?
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A voice from the heavens said, but no, you sure was not invited to that. Go.
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And goes
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away for Roger Moore, for they are not ranked one through four.
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It is just oh, therefore,
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that you'll notice that I'm still safely in the warm
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confines of my barn.
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My, this is flatulence.
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Live.
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I, Earl,
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this is Fred Rains live.
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Kerry's worst audio ever,
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which wasn't really terrible, but compared to your other audio,
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you're slightly underneath where you used to be.
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Well, that's how your voice.
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What are you doing with your voice?
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Yeah.
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There's something wrong with your voice. Do you hear me?
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Is that your Ellen?
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Oh, shit.
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The UN's on you.
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Why did I tell you?
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She just. Yeah, right.
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The whole show is just doing. Ellen.
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I wouldn't know.
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Listen back
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to your mouth.
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You can barely. Oh, I think you're still muted on.
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I don't know if that matters, though.
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No, it doesn't.
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He is still muted in the background. Yeah.
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You can hear him through I'm live here in the original studio where it all started.
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Yeah.
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There you are. See.
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Oh, okay.
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I left the the doggone Tesla coil off,
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so it's just giving this glare on both of our screen.
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You suck. Yeah. Wait a minute. What?
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What one signs that your signs on.
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Okay, okay, we've got the same background.
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I asked for your computer desk.
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Is the background. The red desk with the red chair. Does.
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That is a sexy setup.
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The thing you're sitting in front of right now, draw
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the desk seems to be black, but I painted it red because it's
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sort of getting too many scratch marks on it.
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This one,
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is that it?
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Yeah, that's a turn around.
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You did didn't turn around you. You're you're facing the wrong way.
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There you go.
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Okay okay.
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So welcome to your answer. I'm
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facing the wrong way.
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What I look like now I know what I look like.
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Yeah, I really,
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So. Divinity.
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I guess I'd be remiss if I don't mention the divining rod.
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That that doesn't work either.
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Most things that the people refer to as divine,
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I remember, Jordan Peterson said, he was asking a student.
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You know what? Why?
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Why do you study for a test?
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Well, because I want to do.
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Well, you know how the little kids ask why?
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Why? Why?
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Because it's a never ending.
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It's a it's turtles all the way down.
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This, infinite regress. So.
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So why do you want to do well on your test?
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So that I can get a degree? It's a lie.
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So that I could get a good job when I get out of college. Why?
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So I can make enough money to live a comfortable life? Why?
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And if you keep asking why, I keep taking it down and down and down.
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For some reason, Jordan Peterson got to the point of divine
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like divinity with his final stage there.
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I, I don't see why we can't just ended it
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living a comfortable life or the pursuit of happiness.
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That kind of a thing. Like, the actual
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goal in life is, is
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if you can't make yourself comfortable,
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how about try making someone else's day better?
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I don't know, my idea.
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Isn't that what day it was?
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Not what being divine is, is not what they teach.
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I want I want that to be our our working definition, where it's just
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recognizing the interconnectedness of everything and everyone
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and acting accordingly to that.
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So that that to me, you know,
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it's just thinking more about your the effects
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that you're having on the world around you and make you a positive sign.
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Exactly. You sound great when you say it.
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Oh, crazy.
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Oh, let us let's you're making vine.
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You're making again.
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That sounds divine.
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I can't see this is fun.
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Fine. What can't you see?
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I can see clearly now.
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Now Brady's blurry and I'm sitting right across from it.
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I see Brady just fine.
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Maybe you need to get your glasses back on.
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Oh, okay. Fine.
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There's a lot to do. Is Brady. Oh, there he is.
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Oh, okay. So we got to return to the circle.
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Yeah I don't like these circles.
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It's like I think I'm getting.
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Yeah I've got circles.
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Well this would make a fun like we're working on a puppet for,
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So I don't have to show up for my own podcast anymore.
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And, we should have the circle.
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Circle eyes showing up for a while.
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I mean, it, Well, you did.
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You did notice that my
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my notes were pretty great.
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What happened? Where are you?
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Oh, there.
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Oh. Oh. So it's. It was for bullet points.
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Bullet.
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But I just don't think, I can't hear.
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No, no, I got it. It's getting away.
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So, I just don't think
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the sacred should, own the rights to divinity.
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Or we need a different word for what I'm talking about.
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It's just,
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True.
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Yeah.
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Divine things don't actually exist.
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Not terrible, but it is tiny.
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Bit distracting.
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Just like the barking in my fucking background.
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I'll just mute whenever I'm not talking.
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You should do that anyway.
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Especially when you're eating.
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Oh, that reminds me.
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We've got muffins.
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Speaking of nice muffins.
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Nice.
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We were eating pizza.
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Best pizza is.
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We is at the Summit Entertainment Center at the Romeo bowling alley.
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Yes, yes.
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Bowling alley. Pizza. And,
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I know that's not saying much.
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It is, though,
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to die for.
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Absolutely divine.
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Yeah, that looks like that's something I could kill you.
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Yeah. 100% summit.
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Oh, see you right down. Burgers. You guys.
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Come on.
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Bacon now is you have a problem with pizza?
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You've got a problem with draw.
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I could do without the pineapples on one half and black olives on the other.
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Just give me pineapple and cheese.
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I mean, just give me pep.
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Just give me pepperoni and cheese. No pineapple.
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I'll take pineapple and black olives.
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I like pizza.
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What's wrong with bacon?
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You want a fight? Bacon's fine.
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It's just very unhealthy for you.
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I'll get you right now.
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If the pizza comes with three toppings, I'll get bacon on it.
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Otherwise, just just pepperoni makes it awfully greasy, though.
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One of my favorite is the anti Jew.
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I'll get, ham and bacon. I know
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that Jews.
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I've seen them eat cheeseburgers.
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They're not.
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They don't even follow their own rules.
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They cheeseburgers are pork burger.
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What?
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My, my Jewish coworker from back in the day
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had a Christmas tree up every year.
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Yeah, kid I went to high school with, so he had a Hanukkah
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tree, and I told them, why did you steal it?
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Yeah, yeah. It's bullshit.
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Yeah,
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yeah,
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I get my, information from on high.
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The divine.
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Awkward show.
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But show everybody the pizza that we.
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Isn't there a clip of me eating pizza?
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Probably, but I just, I,
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I feel like I feel like you not only decided to not invite me,
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but then you recorded it to rub it in my face.
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It's like it's the weirdest thing.
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Yeah.
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You guys coming up?
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It's, good you cried wolf.
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You just don't get invited anymore.
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The, audio didn't work with a lot of things.
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That there's been plenty of things I haven't been invited to.
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I just don't say anything about it. Usually.
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All right, well, you definitely
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heard of this one.
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Fledge rants.
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We're here on location in Stoney Creek Metropark.
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That's it.
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The audio is shot after that, but it feels like I'm alive.
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I also like a sandwich, and it's broken.
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I like that that's got, It's.
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That was on my phone. Yeah.
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Okay.
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My apologize. I'm glad I wasn't invited.
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Yeah, I like where I eat it, right.
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Our cameraman, man, I don't have a problem.
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He was good
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looking.
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I'm still at it.
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Well, after steady hand. Impressive.
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Our cameraman man,
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you ain't Lord cameraman man from,
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He's been in every single draw stories.
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I don't think so.
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Every single one.
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As a real. I don't think so.
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He's been in all of the county?
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Yes. I, I just saw his headshot
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on Facebook after 17 years playing guitar professionally.
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Finally got a professional, photo shoot.
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And, his guitar looks really cool.
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Sounds very good. It sounds very good.
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Well, I know RJ, because my wife.
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Why are you gay?
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Oh. Does he.
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Does she know she's married?
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Does she know I'm married?
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Yeah.
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Hey, the reason I'm here in the original studio
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where it all began, there were the source, the,
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singularity that started everything
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is because I'm on my way to Metro airport to pick her up in Florida.
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She's been gone for way too long and houses a wreck.
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I don't know where you're talking about.
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Oh, my house without my wife is back.
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Because you're.
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When you're in the you're in your normal spot.
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So, you know, it's like a virtual background that's what I would do.
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Do not turn off.
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No. Okay. That's probably why.
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Well you could just mention it rather than beating around the bush.
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I mean, I ooh bush.
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We were supposed to be lockstep on this.
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Well, I think we're lockstep.
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We're not quite ready.
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I don't know.
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Need me to get you.
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Okay.
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If we put that on YouTube, they think we're hate mongers.
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So, Oh, yeah, it's summer movie season.
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Which better be a one time thing, because a lot of people rely
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on Marvel movies to pay for the ferries they bought.
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I don't think that started at the beginning.
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But just.
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That was a funny comment because, you know, he's
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married to a marvel actress since he just bought a ferry,
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and he needs that money to pay for the ferry. Do you want to be?
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Yeah, we'll still allow teens traveling for a
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private charter boat.
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And so which previously only happened after they were released from Russia,
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I must say. Do you have a green screen?
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Because your virtual background looks magnificent.
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I mean, it is Saturday Night Live out.
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What do you want?
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No, but,
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it wouldn't
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be much to have a green screen, but, yeah, they had disappears occasionally.
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Yeah, the green screen takes all that.
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I have a green screen sheet, I recommend it.
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It's like $13. Okay, I don't know.
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You put up a screen so I can.
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Well, I don't need to fuck it in the ass.
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Is it gay? Otherwise it's just a green screen.
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Good point.
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I still prefer.
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You not play the the chair thing.
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So you know what's good, though?
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The chair looks perfect.
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I'll be right back.
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I have to go find a new Jabba.
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I'll be right for that.
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Yeah, I have to go find a new chapter.
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I'll be right.
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I abandoned I had to go find a new job.
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Yeah, this might be my favorite chair for 60 minutes.
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I. Yeah, this is my head.
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And I don't care if it's 50 minutes left.
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Yeah.
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What the experts are for.
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I want there we go.
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Because he's like, right there.
00:23:19
So you can't smoke in the studio.
00:23:21
He's got to go outside. New rule. The new couch.
00:23:24
See the nice white new cap?
00:23:25
I see smoke right coming out of your mouth right now.
00:23:28
That's. We can't smoke cigarets.
00:23:33
This particular.
00:23:34
It may not make logical sense, but
00:23:37
it's going to be difficult to do the show.
00:23:39
It is, but that's all right, because the worse this is, the better
00:23:42
a hundred will seem. That's all right.
00:23:45
So. Oh, you're going somewhere? No.
00:23:47
Go ahead.
00:23:48
I don't know, I'm just I'm just just really short. Short and sweet.
00:23:50
Rather in this videos. No.
00:23:52
So we always, play clips like this.
00:23:54
I put the air on it to emphasize it's the guy.
00:23:57
Yeah, just.
00:23:57
I will never say any form of nigga.
00:24:02
You know, I'm cured of that.
00:24:04
So this just in breaking this?
00:24:08
Yeah.
00:24:16
According to the one and only.
00:24:17
Do you see Jay at Coachella?
00:24:20
That's what you say. It
00:24:24
looks people decided to do.
00:24:29
Whatever it might be.
00:24:31
Other said at the concert, but we still can't say it on YouTube. So.
00:24:35
Oh, you should leave the clip of
00:24:37
someone in a news account.
00:24:41
No they don't.
00:24:42
I have free speech.
00:24:43
I don't let any man tell me what I can and cannot say.
00:24:45
Period.
00:24:47
If it offends you, I may take that into consideration.
00:24:51
Again, the reason why this stuff is popular is because of white people.
00:24:54
If only black people listen to it, 15% of the population would listen to it,
00:24:59
and that would not be enough to put it on this type of stage.
00:25:02
So well, my point was that unless you were a slave,
00:25:06
shut the fuck up.
00:25:11
White people decided to play.
00:25:16
Yeah, good ol juicy J.
00:25:21
Ooh. So what do you see?
00:25:22
Jay from three six Mafia?
00:25:25
They're not who they want.
00:25:27
A Grammy.
00:25:29
My Grammys dad.
00:25:32
Hustle and flow.
00:25:34
Oh. Game. Game.
00:25:36
Yeah. I'm game.
00:25:38
It was a clip. Great game.
00:25:40
Getting in. Papa.
00:25:42
We got to call her.
00:25:50
Go ahead, call her.
00:25:51
You're on the air. Didn't realize what the.
00:25:52
I didn't realize the phones had flash drains. Call.
00:25:54
Damn, Papa.
00:25:55
Yeah.
00:25:55
It's me. It's your boy. The kid? Sorry to call.
00:25:57
Like this.
00:25:58
Kind of, out of the blue.
00:26:00
I know I was sitting out by the fence line just wishing Michigan de Montana.
00:26:03
And I figured if I don't say this now, I never gonna get it out of me.
00:26:06
So here we go.
00:26:08
First off, I love you, both of you.
00:26:10
I just want to start there, because what I'm about to say
00:26:12
has been rattling in me like a snake in a boot for years now,
00:26:16
and I've been scared.
00:26:17
Not because I think you'd holler, throw a Bible at me,
00:26:19
or send me off to chop firewood until I get right.
00:26:21
Though.
00:26:22
To be fair, Papa, you do have a history of weaponizing chores.
00:26:26
Okay.
00:26:27
I'm going to say it because otherwise I'll keep getting lost in my own dang throat.
00:26:30
And I'm gay. And yeah, I'm gay.
00:26:34
That's the big dust cloud I've been trying to outrun.
00:26:36
I guess I've known since
00:26:37
I was a little kid and didn't want to kiss no girls during spin the bottle.
00:26:41
Just kind of wanted to re spin until it pointed to Jacob.
00:26:43
Remember Jacob?
00:26:44
He smelled like beef, beef jerky and math.
00:26:47
Anyway, I intend this to shock you.
00:26:48
I'm saying it because it's the truth.
00:26:50
The real honest barn smell.
00:26:51
Truth.
00:26:52
And, I guess I just want you to still love me.
00:26:55
Even with this new layer of the kid you maybe didn't see coming.
00:26:57
And no, I don't need to think on it more or pray away or date more gals.
00:27:02
I mean, Papa, you tried setting me up with that girl who collects
00:27:05
knives and breeds snakes, and we both saw how that ended.
00:27:08
My jeans are still missing a back pocket.
00:27:11
I ain't broken, I ain't confused, I ain't trying to hurt you
00:27:14
or challenge God or whatever the town whispers. I'm just me.
00:27:17
The same old kid who still can't cook rice, right?
00:27:19
And still tears up every time that one raccoon commercial comes on.
00:27:23
You know, the one of leaving this message.
00:27:25
Cause, I couldn't say it face to face.
00:27:27
Because if I see your faces, especially you damn game with your eyes doing that
00:27:31
watery slow blink thing, I'm going to just melt into a sad cowboy puddle.
00:27:35
And I can't do that right now.
00:27:36
I got errands, but I need you to know that I'm happy.
00:27:38
Like, real happy like that.
00:27:40
Just sitting on the porch with a dog and a popsicle.
00:27:43
Kind of happy, but only when I get to be me. All of me.
00:27:46
The part that likes guys.
00:27:47
Yeah, but also the part that loves cornbread and yelling at gooses
00:27:50
and still crying his alignment.
00:27:53
And I know you had dreams for me.
00:27:55
Maybe you saw me marrying some gal named Tammy and I'm taking over the feed store.
00:27:59
But this is who I am.
00:28:00
And the guy I fell in love with.
00:28:01
One day he's going to get to meet you.
00:28:03
And I hope you hug him the same way.
00:28:05
You always hugged me
00:28:06
after I scraped my knees falling off that damn horse that hated me.
00:28:09
You taught me to be honest.
00:28:10
So this is me being honest.
00:28:12
I don't expect you to understand it all at once.
00:28:15
Heck, I barely do and I live in here.
00:28:17
But I hope you'll still be proud of me.
00:28:19
I hope you won't feel like you lost someone.
00:28:20
Almost. Feel bad listening.
00:28:22
I'm still right here,
00:28:23
just with better fashion sense and maybe a few more Bette Midler playlists.
00:28:26
And, I guess that's all I just I love you, I really, really do.
00:28:30
And I hope more than anything, you'll still love me to all of me.
00:28:33
Okay, I'm going to hang up now before I, cry and drop my phone in a cow pie.
00:28:37
Love you. I'm the kid.
00:28:39
I think you called the wrong number below.
00:28:42
I love that he calls his ends a call with his grandparents.
00:28:45
I'm the kid.
00:28:46
Yeah, yeah, that's how he should sign up every time.
00:28:49
I just love how he just loves it.
00:28:50
He just rambles on in so many different directions.
00:28:52
It's it's a it's like a mini monologue.
00:28:54
Mid-Show. You know? Yeah.
00:28:57
I thought it was such a monologue.
00:28:58
I always have to come at the beginning.
00:29:00
Or can the monologue be anywhere?
00:29:01
It can be anywhere.
00:29:03
I think Johnny Carson started that.
00:29:05
It's kind of.
00:29:05
Or whoever was before Jack Paar.
00:29:08
The opening monologue should be in the beginning, right?
00:29:11
The opening monologue. Yeah, right.
00:29:14
That's his monologue.
00:29:16
Monologue or an ending monologue.
00:29:19
So, yeah, there's another monologue.
00:29:22
We could we could play that.
00:29:24
We do have another monologue.
00:29:25
I don't care. It's just a little long winded.
00:29:28
I don't give a crap.
00:29:29
Yeah, I was a lot briefer.
00:29:32
I had to follow up standing that I go to do
00:29:36
the comparison between Prometheus
00:29:39
and the serpent from Genesis,
00:29:42
like Prometheus gave people fire, and his,
00:29:46
punishment was being chained to a rock and having his liver eaten every day.
00:29:51
And the serpent, gave,
00:29:56
humanity the the knowledge of good and evil.
00:29:59
And his punishment was to crawl on his belly for the rest of his existence.
00:30:04
There's only so much liver to be eaten,
00:30:08
so it grows back every day.
00:30:11
From, you know, just Prometheus just eating, like, one.
00:30:15
One like cell at a time.
00:30:16
Because if you ate my liver, one cell at a time, I'd.
00:30:19
That'd be.
00:30:20
You'd be fine, right?
00:30:21
No. No, probably.
00:30:22
Would it take forever to write?
00:30:24
Yeah.
00:30:25
Yeah, it grows more than one cell a day, so.
00:30:27
Yeah. Right.
00:30:29
Your liver constantly grows.
00:30:31
It seems unreasonably difficult to eat one.
00:30:33
So I just need to go on record of saying that.
00:30:36
Oh, it's like eating lunch. Yep.
00:30:38
Difficult, but, Possible.
00:30:39
You can't just cannot eat just one once. You.
00:30:42
Yeah. Don't stop. Yeah.
00:30:44
That's the thing.
00:30:46
So you guys use the, memo.
00:30:48
Go sweater day?
00:30:51
Yeah.
00:30:51
No, I actually have one just like that.
00:30:56
I'm not 99.
00:30:58
If that's a Cosby sweater, why is there a white stripe?
00:31:01
Oh, this is a white dude.
00:31:03
That's a drip of semen, actually, yeah.
00:31:04
Oh, yeah, I do my chin.
00:31:07
Yeah, that's what is. Yeah, it's beard is actually not gray.
00:31:09
Wow. Yeah.
00:31:09
No, don't go to guy here.
00:31:11
Your hat guy.
00:31:14
Brady's guy.
00:31:15
Yeah, yeah.
00:31:16
Apparently the whole video doesn't show up very well.
00:31:18
I just I'm just to goatee currently. Yeah.
00:31:21
Once again, that little slip in about me being the only gay person.
00:31:24
I'm sorry.
00:31:25
Being a gay person, I'm the only one that has actually produced children and proven
00:31:29
that I'm not gay.
00:31:30
When was the last time you had a kid,
00:31:33
like 20 or 20 years ago.
00:31:36
When's the last time you did?
00:31:38
Look, and I've been in a basement
00:31:41
with a lot of guys for a long time.
00:31:43
Kids suck all the all the lights are out.
00:31:46
Power's out.
00:31:47
What are you supposed to do when you come?
00:31:51
To when you come to men's.
00:31:54
This is weird.
00:31:54
When Brady's talking in his mouth, is it?
00:31:56
I could possibly be gay. It is weird.
00:31:58
I'm just trying to focus on the show instead of I must first of all,
00:32:03
tell you to fuck off as hard as you can, as hard as you can.
00:32:07
I like that guy so hard.
00:32:09
Here comes the blitz.
00:32:10
And here's Brady.
00:32:14
Yeah, so I've got some shit.
00:32:15
But I think it might not fly in YouTube's, I don't know, I don't like some
00:32:19
some new clothes and shit.
00:32:20
So I must also tell we're seeing we got a follow up to that phone call though.
00:32:24
I got although I don't think they I don't think they own this footage though.
00:32:28
So actually no.
00:32:29
Because this is this is from either a spectator or from,
00:32:32
don't challenge it with logic and reason that I do.
00:32:36
I don't give a shit.
00:32:37
Let's roll with it. Oh, down and roll it.
00:32:40
No. Oh, so the NCAA championship win happened?
00:32:43
Yeah. We in our last shows, right?
00:32:46
No, no, the Gators won all we were on.
00:32:49
Yeah. Did you see.
00:32:50
Oh they did, did you see, the gentlemen, celebrating as they always do.
00:32:55
They love.
00:32:58
They love playing with them.
00:32:59
Traffic pulls right. Yeah.
00:33:02
Oh, I got something in in the worst shoes you could possibly.
00:33:05
So. Yeah,
00:33:08
I was going down.
00:33:10
So fun fact, in Philadelphia, when they win a championship,
00:33:13
they grease those poles so they can't climb up them.
00:33:16
The whole city has greased fucking utility poles.
00:33:19
Everything. Yeah. When they win or lose.
00:33:23
Yeah. Where where is this?
00:33:24
This is, right in the heart of Georgia.
00:33:32
Okay.
00:33:32
What if they win? Oh, the basketball championship?
00:33:34
Yeah. It was the Florida Gators.
00:33:36
This guy thought you were talking about a Western Michigan when the hockey team
00:33:40
obviously was part of that. That's why he's celebrating so hard.
00:33:43
He was on the court held.
00:33:44
We just realized how drunk he was. Now what is he going to.
00:33:46
Oh, he's still going.
00:33:49
No, this is getting this is impressive.
00:33:51
Yeah. We're going to fall.
00:33:53
You know how hard it is when you went the other way, but they'd be okay.
00:33:57
Yeah. He's going backwards.
00:34:00
It's like, oh, he's going to get his balls right there.
00:34:03
He's trying to jerk that pole off.
00:34:08
He should start at the head and work your way down the shaft.
00:34:10
Maybe this is great because he looks like he's making a lot of movement quick.
00:34:15
Oh, he's kissing it.
00:34:17
Oh, he's he's.
00:34:18
Yeah.
00:34:18
Because, dude,
00:34:19
once you get in the middle
00:34:20
and you have no hand on, you realize when you start turn, you're done for.
00:34:23
Yeah, he's Holland for sure.
00:34:26
Then you're hanging,
00:34:28
Looking good. Hang on.
00:34:30
Once he flips, he's got
00:34:33
if he sits up, he's not.
00:34:35
His shorts are awfully short then.
00:34:37
Shortening as very good shape legs.
00:34:39
He's got some good legs, but some really, really sumo.
00:34:43
Okay, I'm convinced that George is getting out.
00:34:46
But why are you gay?
00:34:49
He's a college student.
00:34:50
He's making love to that pole.
00:34:52
My lord. Sir.
00:34:57
He's, like, totally focused on himself, too.
00:34:58
He's not even trying to impress anyone at this point.
00:35:01
I'm embarrassed.
00:35:02
Oh, he'll.
00:35:05
There's a camera right there.
00:35:07
City camera.
00:35:11
Well,
00:35:11
except for trespassing isn't really broken and causing it.
00:35:16
I don't know, did people get arrested for this shit?
00:35:19
I think so, right?
00:35:23
Then he's he's noticed that he's like, he's seeing a picture
00:35:26
by the camera looking right at me, taking a picture of the camera.
00:35:29
What do we do now, buddy?
00:35:31
They installed this freaking perfect handicap bar
00:35:34
right here for him to grab onto.
00:35:38
I don't know,
00:35:40
that sign might be sharp.
00:35:42
Yeah, yeah. It's just.
00:35:44
Oh, he's gonna pass it.
00:35:46
I thought that's where he stopped.
00:35:47
I'm sure you're right.
00:35:48
Like it's not sharp in the middle.
00:35:51
This guy saw the sign
00:35:53
and it opened up his eye.
00:35:56
It opened up the inside of his thigh.
00:36:02
Like, what's the goal here?
00:36:03
Oh, my God, he's got so much more to go as he gets pretty, pretty good
00:36:06
timing.
00:36:09
This guy's polish.
00:36:12
I said this
00:36:13
guy's polish because he's on a pole.
00:36:16
Haha.
00:36:19
Are you saying because he's stupid?
00:36:21
Yeah, but that's offensive.
00:36:28
Is there a second camera donor?
00:36:32
This is.
00:36:33
This turned out to be riveting, riveting TV.
00:36:36
Yeah.
00:36:36
And, Wait, why is it why is there suddenly a strobe light?
00:36:40
I don't know, why wasn't he doing this earlier when it was like, hold up,
00:36:44
who's flashing a strobe light directly at him as he's moving?
00:36:47
It's moving with him.
00:36:48
Is that the cops? Did the cops show up?
00:36:50
I have no idea.
00:36:51
It's going to run, but there would be blue and red safety patrols here, so.
00:36:56
Right.
00:36:57
They start by blinding him
00:36:59
and yeah, they're trying to make it more difficult for him.
00:37:02
Okay, there we go. Oh.
00:37:03
Yeah. This I guess I didn't realize that it cut just cut to this point.
00:37:06
Oh, no, it's you trying to break it.
00:37:09
Yeah, I think so.
00:37:10
Right.
00:37:13
Riveting.
00:37:14
Oh, oh, oh, there he goes.
00:37:18
Oh, shit. Oh.
00:37:19
Oh, no, wait.
00:37:20
So we have to do we have to do the other call.
00:37:23
We have another voicemail before we have.
00:37:25
We take our last caller.
00:37:26
It'll only make way more sense. Yeah, yeah.
00:37:31
Hey, guys, it's me again.
00:37:32
The kid.
00:37:33
Funny story. Real funny. Like.
00:37:34
Oh, I just realized that the last voicemail I left, that real emotional,
00:37:39
heart felt soul baring ode to love and vulnerability
00:37:42
that was meant for my grandparents. Not not y'all.
00:37:44
So unless one of you is secretly, damn damn.
00:37:46
Which, frankly,
00:37:47
would explain a lot about the way driver keeps showing up at mom's house.
00:37:51
I, I might have hit the wrong number.
00:37:53
I was trying to call the landline.
00:37:55
You know, the one with the horse shaped answering machine?
00:37:58
His own, but instead, I dialed the show line.
00:38:00
So now, instead of am Gam and Papa getting my big coming out moment, it's,
00:38:04
you know, all of you.
00:38:05
The entire Golden Fledge Rants audience. Awesome.
00:38:08
Just super duper neat. So,
00:38:10
while I got you here, let's
00:38:11
just pretend that was a dramatic character monologue I was workshopping for a play.
00:38:15
Yeah, one man show.
00:38:17
Very off Broadway, very introspective.
00:38:19
Working title.
00:38:20
Coming out at the rodeo, a Brokeback Saddle.
00:38:22
Soap confessional.
00:38:23
Buying pizza at the fair with my, beard. Not buying that.
00:38:26
Okay. Okay, fine.
00:38:27
Look, maybe I did mean every word of it.
00:38:30
Maybe it was the most honest thing I ever said out loud.
00:38:33
Maybe now it's out there and I can't stuff it back under the mullet, you know,
00:38:37
with, like, a young guy just cramming and ramming it in
00:38:39
and ramming and ramming and ramming and ramming.
00:38:43
Where was I? So.
00:38:44
Yeah. Oh, I'm gay.
00:38:46
Still gay. Super gay.
00:38:47
Not just for the podcast like you all.
00:38:49
And maybe it's okay that you all heard it.
00:38:51
Maybe that's part of this whole dern right?
00:38:53
Life throws you off the horse, you land on a cowboy and you holler
00:38:57
your truth at whoever's laying in there next to you, I reckon.
00:39:00
So if you play this on the show, just don't let I.
00:39:03
Gary, read it in his slow, dramatic voice.
00:39:05
He makes everything sound like an obituary for a dog.
00:39:08
And maybe don't put in the fart I did at the end unless it's funny.
00:39:12
If it's funny, leave it in.
00:39:13
But Add like some respectful LED Zeppelin guitar under it or something.
00:39:17
Oh, I got to go try and rerecord this for my actual grandparents.
00:39:20
And, maybe I change my number
00:39:22
and maybe leave the state and go back to Montana for good.
00:39:25
Love y'all. As above. So below. I'm the kid.
00:39:31
What do you guys think of the voice mail kid?
00:39:34
That was fantastic. Thank you for that.
00:39:36
Yeah, my my character, my character acting is an improved
00:39:39
a lot over the last couple months, so.
00:39:42
Yeah, you guys can see it.
00:39:43
We completely support your coming out.
00:39:45
And not that there's anything wrong with that.
00:39:47
No, no, no,
00:39:50
I like to be such as is.
00:39:52
And I really like a comma in there somewhere, y'all. And,
00:39:57
I've been working. Yeah. Oh. Me too.
00:39:59
So how does your how does your girlfriend take it?
00:40:01
Well, I'm not on for long, but I thought I'd give you guys
00:40:05
some, some crazy life updates.
00:40:07
The girlfriend is no longer the girlfriend can, you know, cause you.
00:40:11
Oh, yeah. Yeah, she's a good role there. Yeah.
00:40:15
Oh, can you believe that I was going to apply a B word.
00:40:18
So she's.
00:40:19
Can I get her number.
00:40:20
Yeah.
00:40:21
Yeah I'll I'll DM it to you. Don't worry.
00:40:24
Yeah. I like
00:40:27
oh okay. I'm on.
00:40:28
Yeah.
00:40:29
What are you trying to say I don't I couldn't hear for a second either.
00:40:34
Either they're broken up or the kid's just trying to get laid.
00:40:37
No, no, that it's it's very sad.
00:40:39
I thought I'd give you guys the inside scoop.
00:40:41
The girlfriend is now just the friend, so.
00:40:44
Oh, my God, it's not you.
00:40:46
I'm the brighter side, though. You're going in your direction.
00:40:49
You're on the market.
00:40:50
So if there's any young men out there that are interested in the kid,
00:40:53
that's what I would call it.
00:40:54
15863331.
00:40:57
You can make a love connection.
00:40:58
This is phenomenal news for the flat.
00:41:00
The flat flat romance viewers. If you're.
00:41:09
You're not tied down.
00:41:10
Breaking news.
00:41:10
This just in the kids girl friend is no longer the girlfriend.
00:41:15
Yeah, I just see.
00:41:17
It's just she's.
00:41:17
She is the friend now or the friend. Yeah.
00:41:20
It wasn't it was just the cunt.
00:41:23
Now. Yeah.
00:41:24
To be honest, dude, I thought she was fucking annoying the whole time.
00:41:27
I didn't want to. Hold on.
00:41:28
Whoa whoa, whoa.
00:41:29
And he was my Steinfeld quote right away.
00:41:31
You don't say anything at the first break up.
00:41:33
The first breakup never takes.
00:41:35
Oh, that's true.
00:41:37
So, I mean, I know to be careful.
00:41:40
Yeah. With me, I'm not the first one.
00:41:43
I'm, won't be the last.
00:41:45
No, it will not.
00:41:46
Because a hard man to peg down, if any, any eligible,
00:41:51
ladies of the flat trans viewers, or if you're a rich guy, hit me up.
00:41:56
Yeah.
00:41:57
Hey, kid. Cute. But, five.
00:41:59
Eight. Six, three.
00:41:59
Ranch three.
00:42:00
And, yeah, 14 year old high know.
00:42:04
Well,
00:42:05
I don't remember that voicemail.
00:42:10
13, 40 years old.
00:42:11
Really?
00:42:14
Like 11.
00:42:15
Nine.
00:42:16
Hey, I guess he's got some things to say a little later in this show, too.
00:42:20
You're not going to believe any of that.
00:42:23
I'm not sure I do.
00:42:26
Well, unfortunately, you can't stay on long.
00:42:28
I just thought I'd give you guys that update.
00:42:31
I have to do kids busy.
00:42:34
Oh, yeah, it is busy.
00:42:35
I a little a little has the.
00:42:39
Has the breakup been divine?
00:42:41
Oh, it's been awesome.
00:42:42
Freedom is the freedom divine freedom.
00:42:45
So nice.
00:42:45
I, I wake up, I don't hear any nagging.
00:42:48
I, I go to work and nobody, nobody nags me even more.
00:42:53
It's perfect.
00:42:53
Some stupid mullet staring at you,
00:43:01
Wow. But the, I
00:43:03
have a more exciting news, which hasn't developed fully yet.
00:43:07
But the kid, my leaving the.
00:43:11
Oh, yeah.
00:43:13
Yeah, the the, the the building contractor.
00:43:16
Yeah.
00:43:17
Or the. Oh, I thought you were going to say the state.
00:43:19
I thought you were going back to my. Oh, no. No.
00:43:21
Oh, yeah.
00:43:22
Not yet.
00:43:23
I'll make the most of you.
00:43:24
Will the one contain you pronunciation?
00:43:27
You're hopping over a lot of steel or I'm out of fabric or something like that.
00:43:33
Something like that.
00:43:34
I won't spoil, never made it. Three little pigs.
00:43:36
You start out of wood, then you go to rubber and then you have metal.
00:43:39
Yeah.
00:43:40
It was only like there was only like three games in town.
00:43:42
Are you made? Made? Well, yeah.
00:43:44
That's the.
00:43:44
Yeah. Looking for another.
00:43:46
The actuator place is not hiring.
00:43:49
Should we do, Mount Rushmore of our media businesses?
00:43:55
No. Was
00:43:55
the one thing for Mount Rushmore was they are not ranked one through four.
00:44:00
It is just.
00:44:01
Oh, there's a four right out of the gate.
00:44:03
Go. Where is automotive.
00:44:05
No, Larry's made up.
00:44:06
No, no I want to see brakes and I go for that.
00:44:12
In our mind I think Blake springs in the wrong crowd.
00:44:15
Yeah.
00:44:16
Country is the country smokehouse. The.
00:44:19
Is that.
00:44:20
Yeah.
00:44:20
That's almost technical.
00:44:22
Yeah I see okay, okay.
00:44:24
I thought Blake said the same thing.
00:44:25
Armada or.
00:44:26
No, there's Richmond, Blake's.
00:44:28
Oh, the same. Blake's hanging out. Yeah.
00:44:31
Let's see.
00:44:32
Well, there's a Blake's backyard, which I think is in Elmont or.
00:44:35
Yeah. So update.
00:44:37
Same shit.
00:44:39
No update to the to the.
00:44:41
Yeah, but it's.
00:44:42
Oh department is is isn't finishing department like that category is wrong.
00:44:48
I want to apply for that job and tell them no
00:44:51
I have a mixing department finishing like yeah that's what I want right?
00:44:56
I like the space between shipping and receiving in the like little sub,
00:45:00
sub header down there.
00:45:03
Yeah. Give me, you know,
00:45:07
one word.
00:45:08
Let's see what they're in there.
00:45:10
All right. We're reply
00:45:13
program name.
00:45:17
Put it in.
00:45:18
There we go.
00:45:19
Employment history over two years.
00:45:26
And kids,
00:45:26
will my, screen name for 44 years.
00:45:31
What is, orients?
00:45:33
I don't have a
00:45:35
I just put three just put three minutes.
00:45:37
Three. You can put letters.
00:45:40
All right.
00:45:43
If they can't figure it out and then they don't deserve guidance.
00:45:47
You can't they won't let you put it on the daily available.
00:45:50
Can't you just click the button and it shows, like, today.
00:45:52
Like, I really see what a for somebody who makes websites this place
00:45:57
sucks.
00:45:58
I don't even think they make my mom likes more though.
00:46:01
I'm going to go with, Maiden Armada.
00:46:03
It's a little craft store downtown.
00:46:05
Okay.
00:46:06
And run across the street is the cozy corner.
00:46:08
That's pretty cool. But, what's the Italian place?
00:46:10
Call? Italian place, is there?
00:46:14
You know, I think it's.
00:46:15
Yeah, the pizza place.
00:46:17
Oh, Foley's wall is. They make great stuff.
00:46:20
Lousy pizza.
00:46:21
Yeah, the pizza is awful, but.
00:46:24
Yeah. Towns.
00:46:26
Yeah. I go to our main a bar and grill.
00:46:29
A lot of bar and grill lot.
00:46:32
A lot, a lot, a lot.
00:46:35
Yeah, like a lot, a lot. I used to be Papa.
00:46:37
I used to always go to populous because the food is great.
00:46:41
But if I want, if I want, like, homemade thinking I'll go to a Bergdahl hotel
00:46:46
or pop at a pizza place that has ribs
00:46:48
and has shrimp and other shit than just poppers.
00:46:52
Yeah, okay.
00:46:52
Shrimp, they got what's, flood ranches.
00:46:56
We're jumbo for sure.
00:46:58
You can't turn this in.
00:47:00
Yeah.
00:47:01
Why not?
00:47:02
It's,
00:47:04
You're going to get fired.
00:47:05
They want to.
00:47:08
Don't turn it in.
00:47:09
I'm so tired.
00:47:10
Right. And I might get fired.
00:47:12
Yeah, I thought,
00:47:14
oh, well, I don't want it. Doesn't work out.
00:47:17
I don't want to lose my job.
00:47:18
Right.
00:47:19
Yeah, exactly.
00:47:20
Looping and receiving.
00:47:23
In my exit interview,
00:47:24
I was real careful to not get the kid fired.
00:47:28
They're going to call and be like, hey, this message is for flash,
00:47:32
okay,
00:47:35
let's see.
00:47:37
Hey, I remember that.
00:47:38
What in the hell you put this in?
00:47:41
No, don't turn in the application.
00:47:46
We're,
00:47:48
Or I'm still I right there already.
00:47:50
What do you mean, you got you?
00:47:52
They can't fire you twice.
00:47:54
They can. No, no, no.
00:47:56
Yeah. He's angry, all right.
00:47:58
So he knows he's talking about devil said
00:48:02
if you don't leave them looking more, you know, evidence of what's happening.
00:48:06
Yeah, I did it.
00:48:09
I know I got a body for
00:48:10
something you said in my, exit interview.
00:48:14
That's messed up.
00:48:15
They give you an exit interview? Hold on.
00:48:18
I got an interview.
00:48:19
If they're going to do that, I want to.
00:48:22
I want to show up.
00:48:23
And why couldn't they have me there?
00:48:26
I wouldn't have been there.
00:48:27
I invited you, you goes to me again.
00:48:30
So. All right, I haven't for you.
00:48:32
Your exit interview is curious to me.
00:48:34
What did they say your cause of dismissal was?
00:48:36
Or cause of whatever the, violation of the social media
00:48:40
rules?
00:48:41
I'm on record, so
00:48:44
do workplace policies actually supersede
00:48:48
the Constitution of the United States and free speech?
00:48:51
I don't believe so. Sometimes.
00:48:52
Yeah.
00:48:52
What were the what were the what were the what was on record?
00:48:56
Were you aware of this? Did they give you a handbook?
00:48:58
I do have a handbook.
00:49:00
And it does say that you're not supposed to say anything bad about the company,
00:49:05
but everybody puts where they were, and they're putting their profile.
00:49:09
Did you?
00:49:09
So I did not say no, I did not.
00:49:12
Okay.
00:49:13
So you did not violate their social media policy.
00:49:15
No I no I didn't, but they had to put something down.
00:49:19
But the so but so a company could put anything down.
00:49:21
You can sue anyone for anyone or anyone for any reason.
00:49:23
The problem with that though,
00:49:24
when you fire somebody for any reason without due cause, you owe them
00:49:29
unemployment.
00:49:30
Oh yeah, and I've got my hearing tomorrow,
00:49:32
so let's not mess it up today by turning into own shenanigans.
00:49:36
Yeah. Come on man, respect.
00:49:39
What the heck. That guy, the authority.
00:49:41
That shouldn't matter.
00:49:43
I've got a hearing tomorrow.
00:49:44
Leave it alone. Okay?
00:49:46
They're not going to go.
00:49:47
Oh, we're not going to give it to you because you sent them an email.
00:49:51
Well, I,
00:49:52
I do let unemployment know
00:49:54
that the reason for dismissal didn't match what actually happened.
00:49:59
Yeah, there's a reason for dismissal was you violated their policy.
00:50:03
They should have just let you go because they wanted to let you go.
00:50:06
Right.
00:50:07
Well, but see, they try to come up with a reason
00:50:09
because then they save a fortune
00:50:10
because they actually have to pay that unemployment.
00:50:12
It doesn't just grow on trees, comes out of their corner because there is
00:50:16
if their internet policy in their handbook states only
00:50:19
that it is, you can't say anything bad about the company.
00:50:22
Then.
00:50:24
I mean, it's joking that they make butt plugs and dildos.
00:50:26
Is that saying something bad about them?
00:50:27
Because there's a lot of like is that they're kind of being anti.
00:50:30
I got you know that for you saying calling out
00:50:33
a violation in the background.
00:50:37
It wasn't OSHA violation.
00:50:38
Wait what you did specifically.
00:50:40
There's more specific 100% is an OSHA violation and is an issue.
00:50:45
The loud noise.
00:50:46
Yeah.
00:50:46
Blowing the thing by the ear I agree.
00:50:48
Yeah. It's that's not a toy.
00:50:50
Definitely more so back in the survey.
00:50:54
Did they really list that as part of the cause with me.
00:50:57
Because it's something they would think from the show over specific?
00:51:00
No, that's just what they he said to me verbally.
00:51:05
What was it. All right.
00:51:07
But it wasn't OSHA violation.
00:51:08
He should be he should reprimand Dan and hey, how are you doing?
00:51:12
Me or something worse.
00:51:13
Hey, George.
00:51:13
Yeah, I'm I'm I'm responsive and say that
00:51:18
one more day.
00:51:18
So just out of respect.
00:51:20
But we need to talk about this next week.
00:51:22
There was nothing that was incorrect about my statements.
00:51:24
Those were OSHA violations. They are recorded.
00:51:27
So my mind is blown.
00:51:28
Dude, there's nothing you can say anything.
00:51:30
I pulled up the exact things I read from OSHA.
00:51:33
I read their shit.
00:51:35
Yeah, it's that's all he did.
00:51:37
People get a little crazy with speech.
00:51:38
The only thing you cannot do is earn a specific call to action
00:51:41
to a specific place.
00:51:43
That's the only thing you cannot incite.
00:51:45
That's the only language.
00:51:47
Nobody incited anything. I just know I don't.
00:51:49
I agree, I read it OSHA policy on it.
00:51:54
No I didn't, it was always you.
00:51:55
But it was a video about the safety.
00:51:56
It was, it was. But they were quoting OSHA.
00:52:00
Oh sorry, I don't know.
00:52:02
Maybe our motto rubber is not a safe place to work
00:52:05
and they're all comfortable with it.
00:52:06
I don't know allegedly.
00:52:08
I've definitely lost brain cells there. So.
00:52:16
The. But, But I love that company.
00:52:23
Oh, I thought this is. Oh, what the hell was that?
00:52:26
Yeah. Hasn't happened in a while.
00:52:28
I accidentally hit, I didn't know I can make it full screen and kill us
00:52:31
with just one click of a thing over there.
00:52:33
I can do that now.
00:52:35
So I'm going to do comments if the kid wants to stick around.
00:52:38
Otherwise I, I wish, I wish you the best of luck with a new woman in a new job.
00:52:42
I'll find you.
00:52:43
I'll find you don't know. Yeah.
00:52:46
Yeah, man. Sorry, I forgot your game.
00:52:48
I forgot the whole shtick.
00:52:49
Yeah, I'm still care.
00:52:50
Or, I'm still, yeah, I bet you are.
00:52:53
About. You're deep in your body.
00:52:55
So you do like method acting.
00:52:57
I'm like, I'm like Jared Leto performing the Joker or, Daniel Day
00:53:02
Lewis with any role.
00:53:04
Guys, next, we reached the century mark.
00:53:06
We're going to need you here for 100.
00:53:09
I'll be there.
00:53:10
Marketing in your calendars that, all the viewers
00:53:13
make sure you're there for that.
00:53:15
It's going to be a big event.
00:53:18
If you have any have any DMs you want to send me,
00:53:21
talk to five, eight, six, three, three, and then you.
00:53:24
Maybe it'll get through. I'm very busy.
00:53:27
I don't know if you remember.
00:53:28
We always get all the viewership when the kid shows up.
00:53:32
Remember what you said on the one voicemail about, you know, back
00:53:35
where you're from in a small town that, you know, just you just fuck who you know.
00:53:38
So anyone that wants to get to know the kid.
00:53:41
Yep, yep. It's time to expand my horizons.
00:53:44
Doesn't matter. Yeah.
00:53:45
All right.
00:53:46
Small, small circle of multiple, multiple partners.
00:53:50
What
00:53:52
if there's,
00:53:53
you know, if there's a a a chair, theoretically, in a hotel room?
00:53:58
Oh, yeah.
00:53:59
You'd be willing then maybe I would be.
00:54:01
I would be there. Yeah, but it all depends.
00:54:04
Would you sit in my hotel room chair?
00:54:06
The kid I,
00:54:08
how much how much money are we talking?
00:54:12
Well, that's his full name.
00:54:13
The hotel room, kid.
00:54:15
Yeah. I'll let you go.
00:54:17
Fucking jerk. Cuz
00:54:19
it's the kid for sure.
00:54:20
The hotel room kid.
00:54:23
Or. Yeah. His his Christian name.
00:54:25
Yeah. My, my legal God given name.
00:54:28
Oh, homes. Minecraft.
00:54:30
I'm going to come.
00:54:31
Oh, it's really good. I watched it on Saturday.
00:54:34
The, Yeah.
00:54:35
You guys timing kind of sucks.
00:54:38
Well, what's up with that?
00:54:39
I got a little clip on that.
00:54:40
Well, yeah, give it to them. You probably have the same clip.
00:54:43
It's the same clip?
00:54:45
I'm not sure.
00:54:46
It just seems to be a trend that took off.
00:54:49
Is it a chicken attack?
00:54:51
Yeah, but it does have to start
00:54:54
a chicken attack.
00:54:57
A man in Queens says an animal attack
00:54:59
on his way to work left him bloodied and concerned for his neighbor's safety.
00:55:03
And we're not talking about dogs or cats or even New York City rats.
00:55:07
Let's play nothing but chicken attack from now on.
00:55:10
Chicken jockey. A lot of chicken attacks.
00:55:13
The Minecraft movie is causing chicken chaos to.
00:55:21
The Minecraft movie is you killing it, right?
00:55:23
It's already breaking it.
00:55:24
Record breaking a 162.7 million in its first weekend.
00:55:29
Despite being critics, dogs, people, sentimental attachment to the game
00:55:33
is that many people to play.
00:55:34
A nine trailer got millions to go out and see,
00:55:37
and one of those games was Chicken Jackie.
00:55:41
Chicken Jackie.
00:55:43
Oh, and for a while, Chicken George.
00:55:46
So a rare mob in Minecraft.
00:55:48
That's it. Literally nothing.
00:55:50
He put a chicken Jackie show just released a few months ago.
00:55:54
So cringe.
00:55:55
Funny that it became a rallying cry.
00:55:57
And now during practically every movie screening, people are going insane
00:56:02
for the Chicken Jackie.
00:56:06
Do you know how much it's not just one theater for a couple?
00:56:10
This is happening everywhere.
00:56:12
Everywhere.
00:56:16
This tells me to theater
00:56:19
from her granddaughter had just been attacked by.
00:56:22
She was.
00:56:24
Something that even called
00:56:26
the cops to kick out these rowdy, meme spouting kids.
00:56:29
It's feathers went flying.
00:56:31
One movie theater in new Jersey is requiring kids
00:56:33
to be accompanied by adults, and other theaters have their own
00:56:36
Minecraft specific rules, and we might even get a sequel.
00:56:40
So get ready to do this all over again in a few years.
00:56:42
Can't wait.
00:56:44
Oh, that was a good movie.
00:56:46
I'm this evil, sinister, the blood gushing out.
00:56:52
Blood? Yes.
00:56:52
Gosh, I was trying to play with it and it kept charging at me.
00:56:56
Was it?
00:56:57
Then I was kicking it like this,
00:56:58
kicking it off repeatedly, and the animal just kept charging.
00:57:01
Was it genuine and authentic to the storyline of Minecraft?
00:57:05
Minecraft doesn't really have a story. So they had I.
00:57:08
Yeah, but no, no, I thought it was
00:57:11
do some rare thing from the.
00:57:15
Yeah, it's it's like,
00:57:16
a rare mob that can spawn, but I'm going to get hard to separate it.
00:57:21
Would you enjoy it? If you know nothing about Minecraft?
00:57:23
Or was that most of the time, about it, I think you would enjoy it a lot more
00:57:27
if you knew, like Minecraft.
00:57:30
But I think the back half isn't as good.
00:57:33
But there was a quite a few moments in the first half
00:57:35
where I, like, genuinely laughed and I didn't think I was going to do that.
00:57:38
So Jack Black and Jason Momoa did a a very good job with their roles.
00:57:43
I thought that made it very entertaining.
00:57:49
This morning, many theater owners and goers
00:57:52
are growing increasingly concerned about what happens.
00:57:56
These two words are uttered.
00:58:01
Sending Minecraft movie fans
00:58:03
into a screaming, popcorn throwing, soda spilling frenzy.
00:58:07
Clearly, though, if I had a chance to do that, I would do it.
00:58:10
A live chicken was in our theater.
00:58:14
We just do that at a regular movie at a different time.
00:58:16
People think you're fucking up by a student.
00:58:19
He and the chicken were later escorted out of the theater.
00:58:23
So what exactly is a chicken jockey?
00:58:26
Well, according to the Minecraft dictionary, it's a child
00:58:28
zombie who rides on a chicken.
00:58:30
Of course.
00:58:31
Duh. It's become one of the hottest social media trends in the world,
00:58:34
causing police to occasionally escort unruly teens.
00:58:38
My video didn't flip those kids out.
00:58:39
Am I going to be trouble? They want me to fight the chicken.
00:58:42
Some theaters are now issuing disclaimers for the number one movie in the country.
00:58:46
It's a nice place now that those who disrupt our guests and damage
00:58:49
our theaters will be escorted out immediately by police.
00:58:53
We will press charges for any damage to our property.
00:58:56
And now the director.
00:58:57
Is this kind of like, trend saying he sees no problem.
00:59:01
You know, the movie back to the 70s and 80s, Rocky Horror
00:59:05
Picture Show, House, Entertainment Weekly quote.
00:59:08
You guys are too young to know
00:59:09
the Horror Picture Show was writing so many funny videos.
00:59:13
I'm just glad people are me.
00:59:15
But every movie theater back in the 80s would show it on a Saturday,
00:59:19
one of the night, movie theater before midnight, before the ad,
00:59:22
late shows, a chicken jockey, and there's all kinds of stupid little
00:59:27
interactions.
00:59:28
Like when they say toast, you're supposed to throw toast and rice
00:59:31
and all kinds of, you know, I mean, if that's the gimmick.
00:59:35
Sure. Yeah, it was the gimmick.
00:59:36
People would come
00:59:37
and you literally see everyone in line with grocery bags full of that shit.
00:59:41
Imagine just somewhat knowing what Minecraft is and, like going to that.
00:59:44
And then that happens and you're just like, what the fuck?
00:59:47
There were, there were yeah,
00:59:48
that's different with their kids that, left about halfway through.
00:59:51
I felt really bad for them.
00:59:53
Did that happen at your showing?
00:59:55
Yeah, right. Wasn't it wasn't nearly as excessive as that.
00:59:57
There was like
00:59:58
a couple groups of teenagers when they said
01:00:00
chicken jockey that threw their popcorn in the air.
01:00:02
But it wasn't it wasn't to like, see.
01:00:05
And I think I think thrown popcorn in the air
01:00:07
as long as it's not super buttered is perfectly fine, I don't know.
01:00:10
I felt bad for the employees when I was walking out.
01:00:13
You could tell someone's got to clean that shit up.
01:00:14
Yeah, exactly.
01:00:16
Like I really like when people were clapping for, like, some lines and stuff.
01:00:21
I thought it was funny and it was like it was fun to see everybody.
01:00:23
Like, although let me retract that, because for how much they charge
01:00:27
for that fucking popcorn and how much it cost them,
01:00:29
they have more than enough money to pay somebody to clean it up.
01:00:31
And they got a sweep.
01:00:32
You know, it doesn't matter. Paying them enough.
01:00:34
It doesn't matter if there's three pieces of popcorn
01:00:36
or 400, they still have to sweep it along and it all gets picked up.
01:00:40
Well, I suppose I, I feel guilty for making somebody
01:00:44
if it was a Japanese theater, there just be little conveyors
01:00:46
and the ship would clean itself up. Shit.
01:00:48
Well, that the chickens or roosters get loose and become violent again,
01:00:52
then the Humane Society will get involved. Yep.
01:00:56
All right.
01:00:56
Getting serious.
01:00:57
As above. So below.
01:00:59
Guys, I'll be here for 100. Oh, no,
01:01:03
that that was good.
01:01:04
And then. Wicked.
01:01:06
Where the hell are they going to?
01:01:07
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come.
01:01:11
On, come on.
01:01:13
That not coming.
01:01:16
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
01:01:18
Give the.
01:01:20
I just want to your
01:01:23
was above, so below.
01:01:24
You forget to shorten that
01:01:27
or just like click the button again.
01:01:28
We didn't even do comments last week, so we got two weeks worth of comments.
01:01:32
I don't know how we fucked that up too, because there was comments and I just,
01:01:35
I think we just got over over over blown under blown
01:01:40
I got under blown
01:01:42
underwhelmed from from beneath
01:01:45
from the backside.
01:01:47
I've never been blown from the backside.
01:01:49
How does that work I got yeah I guess it could work.
01:01:52
But I've never you to fold it
01:01:54
took it.
01:01:55
So I'm going to be frank.
01:01:58
I try to keep my wife's face away from my backside when she's done.
01:02:01
Now, would you be frank? I thought you were Brady.
01:02:04
I'm going to be very specific in general.
01:02:06
And to be point.
01:02:09
I really don't like that angle.
01:02:11
You know what I'm saying?
01:02:13
Oh, speaking the angle, I think I said the only thing I want of her,
01:02:18
her only thing I want of her by pounding into my ass is her chin.
01:02:21
Maybe I try to throw my guys her for a loop
01:02:24
and take it from a strange angle.
01:02:28
Gross.
01:02:29
Or I'm just gonna work backwards until we don't know what the clip are.
01:02:32
You already did the clip.
01:02:34
You have no idea.
01:02:34
Anyway, so there's three pyramids right here in front of these. I.
01:02:38
These two are hidden in this one I didn't, so we were discussing where the,
01:02:41
structures were, the new found columns underneath the pyramids.
01:02:45
And I'm trying to identify the pyramids.
01:02:47
Braden colada just says there's so much still buried out there, too.
01:02:51
We will never know so much lost history out in that desert.
01:02:56
Drew.
01:02:57
We will never know.
01:02:59
Because you know how fast it gets buried.
01:03:02
And you know how vast that desert is.
01:03:05
Just like you know the existence of God.
01:03:08
We will never know.
01:03:10
So I always say that we touch children or I like to touch children on the show.
01:03:14
Who doesn't? We did last week.
01:03:18
Oh, wait, this might be the it might be on the other.
01:03:20
What color is boy one
01:03:22
that is probably my only gayest act that I've ever done is I may have
01:03:25
giving oral sex.
01:03:26
We were talking about what color blood is
01:03:29
and I made a mistake.
01:03:31
So you I was.
01:03:32
I thought you were foolish because you thought blood was blue.
01:03:35
I was foolish because I thought veins were blue.
01:03:37
Veins are not greenish blue either.
01:03:39
It's a visual illusion on how our eyes see it through the pigment in our skin.
01:03:43
Veins are very much red as well as well.
01:03:45
Very veins are very much red as well as well.
01:03:49
So well said as well.
01:03:52
No, I guess it doesn't make sense because, that's why he's underwater.
01:03:55
Like I didn't realize until recently when I took some like underwater video.
01:03:58
And then I realized I was like, I need to learn
01:04:00
how to, color, correct it.
01:04:02
I'm gonna try and take creative life water bounce over to here.
01:04:06
The water takes the red out of the image and so you have to introduce
01:04:12
some red back into it.
01:04:14
It's a very weird.
01:04:17
What the red light doesn't make it through the water as cleanly.
01:04:19
And so it gets filtered out earlier.
01:04:21
And so when you that's why it looks like a greenish blue underwater.
01:04:24
And so when they color corrected they added red back into it.
01:04:28
So they might have I don't let anybody introduce shit into my blood.
01:04:31
No that's why it stays.
01:04:33
Look.
01:04:33
Yeah there's some minor shipwreck shit by my parents cottage.
01:04:35
And I took some video of it.
01:04:37
My girl, my bitch and I and, and I was kind of looking
01:04:41
at, like, okay, how do I make this look, like, more?
01:04:43
And I just, you know, watch some YouTube videos
01:04:45
and you got to do some color correction and add some red back in there.
01:04:49
Read Thomas White or the neck.
01:04:54
118 says blood is only red when it's oxidized.
01:04:58
And the main
01:04:59
purpose of blood is to transport oxygen around the body.
01:05:02
So I thought that was like the argument that we were going against,
01:05:05
because you said that that was like a old wives tale,
01:05:07
that it's like, oh, it doesn't turn red until it hits oxygen.
01:05:12
Because I was like, I think he's saying that it's only red when it's oxidized.
01:05:16
And since its purpose is to transport oxygen
01:05:18
all around the body, it clearly is has to be red.
01:05:21
I'm always shocked by the amount of people
01:05:23
who swear it's blue, and it only turns red when it hits oxygen.
01:05:26
Blood has other functions than spilling.
01:05:29
Human blood is and always will be one shade
01:05:33
or another of red, regardless of where it is.
01:05:36
And my favorite comment is.
01:05:41
From Furious Hugger for 887I actually thought
01:05:45
my blood was blue while in my body, so thanks for that fact.
01:05:49
So if we if nothing else, if this show we never get another view.
01:05:53
Never ever turn on the lights again.
01:05:55
We taught Furious Hugger for eight, eight, seven
01:05:58
that blood is not blue.
01:06:01
That pleases me. If you haven't already.
01:06:03
Also, I would like to know how fears of a hugger this furious hugger is.
01:06:07
I would challenge the hugging.
01:06:09
This. I'll take a hug.
01:06:10
Yeah, well, there's 4886 more furious huggers
01:06:15
before he created his name.
01:06:20
So he went through every single.
01:06:21
Damn it, that one's taken.
01:06:23
Damn it, that one's taken.
01:06:25
47 382, 1000.
01:06:29
Okay, so this is another comment that doesn't make any sense.
01:06:33
Why can't I get to the video?
01:06:35
Oh, because I zoomed so far out.
01:06:39
That,
01:06:41
father who left his kids at McDonald's to go get a job interview?
01:06:45
No, but this sounds like a fucking great joke.
01:06:47
Sounds like long to me. I forgot all about that.
01:06:49
I was hoping to see the same thing.
01:06:50
Drop him off at McDonald's. There's a play place. What was it?
01:06:53
I thought it was a Walmart. Chill.
01:06:56
No, it was a McDonald's play place.
01:06:58
How old were the kids? That's.
01:07:00
So before we get to this next part at zero R 32,
01:07:06
C said he wasn't at a job interview.
01:07:10
Okay, can you follow up on that, please?
01:07:13
But he went to a job interview.
01:07:16
Supposedly there's there's
01:07:18
there's reports that say that he potentially did not.
01:07:22
Okay. Yeah.
01:07:24
Thank you for repeating.
01:07:26
We appreciate the comment. I'm going to like that corroborated.
01:07:29
That was in a job interview.
01:07:30
But I'd like to like know more details if it sounds like he knows more.
01:07:36
No, I
01:07:36
think he just heard Gary say he was in a job interview
01:07:39
and when he wasn't in a job interview and then moved on with his life,
01:07:42
did that right over you saying he wasn't in a job interview?
01:07:47
The best part was, is I didn't we make some kind of a South Park
01:07:50
reference in there?
01:07:51
And the the I can't tell is that token.
01:07:54
I think that's token tokens or.
01:07:57
I'm sorry, token. You're right, I don't know.
01:07:58
What do you.
01:08:00
That was the best way they played that off token.
01:08:02
What what did you think it meant.
01:08:05
That's racist.
01:08:07
Why would my name be token?
01:08:09
It's best part.
01:08:12
I'm having technical.
01:08:14
You can't hear.
01:08:15
Oh, no.
01:08:15
No, that's. That's fine.
01:08:19
Where? It's.
01:08:19
Come in.
01:08:20
That's scary. Frozen. Gary's frozen. Closed.
01:08:25
All right, well, then,
01:08:27
before we wait, let's finish the cabin.
01:08:29
Wait. No. Let's do.
01:08:31
I'm not sure what to do.
01:08:32
I know what to do.
01:08:36
Yeah, there's, like, a four second delay.
01:08:38
I hear you, and then I hear you. Yeah.
01:08:41
And,
01:08:43
it's 10 p.m..
01:08:44
Do you know where there's water?
01:08:47
I know it's 10 p.m..
01:08:49
Do you know where there's water?
01:08:50
Or better yet, can you really find water by wandering around with a stick? No.
01:08:55
Well, yes.
01:08:56
Hi, I'm Gary, and welcome to rants.
01:09:00
Let's see, I didn't do anything.
01:09:01
It's been at least one show since my last confession, dude.
01:09:04
And I confess that I love poetry, so I think I'm going to start with a poem.
01:09:09
Did you just.
01:09:09
Here is Divinity by Irving Layton.
01:09:11
Were I a clumsy poet?
01:09:13
I'd compare you to Helen.
01:09:14
Ransack the mythologies.
01:09:16
Greek, Chinese and Persian.
01:09:18
For a goddess vehement and slim.
01:09:19
One with form is fair, yet find none.
01:09:22
Oh, love, you are Leith.
01:09:24
As a Jew peddler and full of grace.
01:09:27
Such lightness is in your step.
01:09:29
Instruments I keep for the beholder.
01:09:31
To prove you walk, not dance.
01:09:33
Merely to touch you is fire in my head.
01:09:36
My hair becomes a burning bush.
01:09:38
When you speak like Moses I am dumb with marveling or like him.
01:09:42
I stutter with pride and fear.
01:09:45
I hold love divinity in my change face and hair.
01:09:48
How's that?
01:09:49
Ladies, gentlemen, Ms..
01:09:51
And those who have recently transcended gender
01:09:54
due to an intense experience involving a geode and a sunrise.
01:09:58
I am here to speak to you with supreme confidence
01:10:00
about a subject I am wildly unqualified to explain.
01:10:04
Divinity.
01:10:05
Now, let me make one thing gosh darn clear from the get go.
01:10:09
I do not believe in any god gods, demigods, semi gods, diet gods,
01:10:14
god flavored beverages
01:10:15
or floating entities that grant wishes in exchange for moral behavior.
01:10:20
I say it loud, I say it proud, and I say it
01:10:22
while waving a diploma from the University of Phoenix online.
01:10:27
But that doesn't mean I can't talk about divinity.
01:10:30
Oh no, that'd be like saying you can't talk about children
01:10:33
unless you've groomed one.
01:10:35
Oh nonsense.
01:10:37
I have opinions and gosh darn it, I am going to share them
01:10:40
with the authority of a man who once saw the face of Elvis
01:10:44
on burnt toast and declared it a metaphor for reincarnation.
01:10:49
So what is divinity?
01:10:50
What is this thing people keep assigning to bread, light and certain
01:10:54
YouTube and rumble creators with ring lights and savior complexes.
01:10:59
Divinity, my friends, is the human attempt to sticker label mystery.
01:11:04
It is the sparkly duct tape we slap onto the unknown
01:11:07
to stop ourselves from chewing on our own existential nipples.
01:11:11
Because let's face it, existence is weird.
01:11:14
You're born, you cry, you grow, you realize taxes are real,
01:11:18
and then you get one free beverage at your 75th birthday dinner
01:11:22
and die in a building that smells like off brand lemon disinfectant.
01:11:27
Somewhere in there,
01:11:28
someone tells you a big invisible guy with a beard made you because love.
01:11:33
And if you don't behave, you burn forever.
01:11:35
But also, he loves you unconditionally.
01:11:39
Unless you're gay or question things or eat
01:11:42
shellfish on a Thursday, then it's conditional love with brimstone.
01:11:46
Now I understand why people like divinity.
01:11:49
It's warm, it's fuzzy.
01:11:51
It has that full fat, slow simmered grandma made feel to it.
01:11:55
But I'm here to remind you that just because
01:11:58
something feels nice doesn't mean it's true.
01:12:01
Like the idea that your dog understands English or that Shark Week is educational,
01:12:07
or that celebrating half birthdays is a reasonable way for adults to behave.
01:12:12
Let's pause on that last one half birthdays.
01:12:15
You want to talk about invented rituals that feel sacred, but hour upon inspection,
01:12:21
a bunch of baloney in a tinsel wrapper.
01:12:24
Half birthdays are the liturgical calendar of the profoundly bored.
01:12:28
You are literally saying, I have aged six months and this deserves recognition.
01:12:33
What next?
01:12:34
A quarter life baby shower, a 1.75 year anniversary, a celebratory muffin
01:12:39
because it's exactly 500 days since you first wore cargo shorts.
01:12:43
Don't get me started on dagnabbit shorts.
01:12:46
If you're over ten years old, don't wear shorts.
01:12:49
It's spiritual inflation. That's what it is.
01:12:52
And it starts with half birthdays in shorts and ends with people
01:12:56
lighting sage over their credit card bills to attract abundance.
01:13:00
But back to divinity.
01:13:02
People say it's all around in the trees, in the stars, in your baristas.
01:13:07
Oddly perfect foam art.
01:13:09
And sure, that's cute, but let me tell you what it really is.
01:13:13
It's pattern seeking primates having a gosh darn golly gee meltdown over entropy.
01:13:18
We do not like chaos.
01:13:20
We do not like randomness.
01:13:21
We like meaning, we like stories.
01:13:23
And divinity is the ultimate story,
01:13:26
the director's commentary for the movie of existence.
01:13:29
But here's the twist. Sugar plums.
01:13:32
It's fanfiction.
01:13:33
The divine isn't speaking to you through
01:13:36
license plate numbers or suspiciously accurate fortune cookies.
01:13:40
That's your brain doing the spiritual equivalent
01:13:43
of seeing shapes in clouds and calling it a memoir.
01:13:47
Let's talk credentials.
01:13:49
I have not zip. Zilch.
01:13:51
I never studied theology in any formal way beyond grade school,
01:13:54
unless you count a brief yet forgettable stint in a community theater production
01:13:59
of Jesus Christ Superstar, where I played a very aggressive,
01:14:04
passive tree, I did bark with conviction, but here I am with lip smacking rants,
01:14:09
because what I do have is the mighty sort of common sense,
01:14:13
sharpened on the whetstone of mild skepticism and very long walks,
01:14:16
mostly to avoid responsibility. But still.
01:14:18
Now some will say, Gary, you're missing the point. Divinity is felt. Yes.
01:14:20
So it's indigestion.
01:14:21
So is deja vu.
01:14:22
So is the creeping suspicion that your dog is judging your life choices.
01:14:25
Just because a feeling is powerful doesn't mean it's divine.
01:14:27
It means your brain soup is bubbling and sometimes it works out a miracle.
01:14:30
All the miracles wondering. One neat trick.
01:14:31
So is kombucha rising from the dead. So that's our parting.
01:14:34
The sea, sir. That is just Moses refusing to admit you took a wrong turn.
01:14:37
That's if Moses existed at all.
01:14:38
And don't even get me started on those divining rods.
01:14:40
A state, a literal state, pointing at water.
01:14:42
You might as well trust a squirrel to pick your investments.
01:14:44
No offense to squirrels.
01:14:45
They're clever, but they don't have credentials either.
01:14:47
A divining rod is a glorified twig.
01:14:49
If it worked,
01:14:49
plumbing companies would be out of business,
01:14:51
and every grandmother in Michigan would have her own private.
01:14:53
Well, now, here's the part that really grinds my ethically sourced gears.
01:14:56
This idea of free will, the sacred cow with human ego,
01:14:58
the Holy Chalice of I chose this. Let me tell you something.
01:15:00
Free will is the adult version of believing in the tooth fairy.
01:15:03
Like such as the notion that you are
01:15:04
the captain of your ship, the master of your domain,
01:15:06
when in fact your brain is a gooey mess of preprogramed biases
01:15:08
and your environment is steering you like a very pushy Uber driver.
01:15:11
You didn't choose your parents, you didn't choose your language.
01:15:14
You didn't even choose to like peanut butter or jazz.
01:15:16
Those were handed to you by some squishy soup of genes and accidents.
01:15:19
You think you chose to be who you are.
01:15:20
Gosh darn it,
01:15:21
you are pinball bouncing off bumpers labeled culture, trauma, advertising.
01:15:24
And that one time in fifth grade free will, That's just a story.
01:15:27
Your brain tells itself to feel better about being a puppet.
01:15:29
Everything is determined.
01:15:30
Everything like.
01:15:31
Such as how you're going to sneeze halfway
01:15:32
through this monologue and say it was coincidence.
01:15:34
But really, it was always going to happen
01:15:35
because your allergies were loaded like a spring. Since breakfast.
01:15:38
You think you chose to listen to this monologue.
01:15:40
I hate to break it to you,
01:15:41
but your curiosity was planted three weeks ago
01:15:43
and saw the call of someone calling pizza while rollerblading.
01:15:45
And that was the kind of event.
01:15:47
It's just a fancy excuse a mr.
01:15:48
it a doodle on the margins of a costume with something
01:15:51
to make the randomness of the universe feel less
01:15:53
like a slapstick comedy and more like a unicorn.
01:15:55
But guess what?
01:15:55
It's still slapstick, divine slapstick,
01:15:57
like slipping on the banana peel and like, and don't bring up Destiny.
01:16:00
Destiny is just the illusion of a storyline,
01:16:02
when really the plot
01:16:02
was written by a caffeinated squirrel smashing a typewriter with its face.
01:16:05
But here's the good news if everything's determined,
01:16:07
if there's no free will, then you don't have to feel bad about anything.
01:16:10
Every bad haircut
01:16:11
meant to happen, every weird dream about getting your mail carrier
01:16:13
destined every time you say, I'm going to wake up early tomorrow
01:16:16
and instead watch five hours of British baking competitions,
01:16:18
say you're just a cosmic Roomba
01:16:20
bumping into furniture, recalibrating, and acting like that's a decision.
01:16:23
Now, I know this makes some people uncomfortable.
01:16:25
The divine, they say, gives us purpose, gives us rules.
01:16:27
It gives us a place in the grand
01:16:28
drama of existence to which I say, Pat, you want me to make me a sandwich?
01:16:31
When I didn't ask? Smile at a squirrel.
01:16:33
Plant a tree that you'll forget about.
01:16:34
Watch the stars and know they don't care what's in your pants.
01:16:36
And that, my friends, is the glorious, godless, deterministically absurd truth.
01:16:39
Divinity is just your brain playing dress up.
01:16:40
And honestly, it looks fabulous.
01:16:42
But it's still make a leaf roll the clip ready.
01:16:47
For that,
01:16:52
That was awesome.
01:16:54
I think I think,
01:16:56
Gary won the the monologue competition.
01:17:04
I think that leaves us
01:17:05
one on one going into 100
01:17:08
century marks a big deal.
01:17:10
I'm still kind of bummed about the kids girlfriend.
01:17:13
That saddens me.
01:17:16
I thought they were going to last forever.
01:17:18
Better now.
01:17:21
I mean, I knew she was out of his league, but
01:17:25
I guess that probably had something to do with it.
01:17:28
I thought he said he was going to propose to her,
01:17:30
but that's what I thought he was going to say.
01:17:33
Yeah, I thought that was going to be his big announcement.
01:17:38
Yeah.
01:17:38
I thought even normally occur.
01:17:41
Normally I would say he could do better,
01:17:44
but, I don't know.
01:17:46
He's a fucking loser.
01:17:49
Oh, because he's a cock fucking loser.
01:17:53
Coward.
01:17:56
The kid lit community close.
01:17:58
The kid was like, But the kid lit community
01:18:01
college kid who's actually on a Sasquatch mission.
01:18:05
He was looking for Bigfoot.
01:18:08
Not not kidding.
01:18:10
That was.
01:18:11
It was, gay sausage fest.
01:18:14
Sasquatch. Bigfoot.
01:18:17
Yeah. You you probably can't be too sure.
01:18:20
Okay. Sausage fest. That's two negatives.
01:18:22
So it means it was a
01:18:24
scale. Two.
01:18:26
It was a. What do you says?
01:18:28
I have no idea what they saw.
01:18:29
I can't hear you.
01:18:31
You know what?
01:18:32
I can't I'm muted Muted hear me through Gary's mic though a little.
01:18:37
Yeah.
01:18:38
Diamond skill says I have no idea what the short is supposed to communicate to
01:18:42
me. But I feel enlightened.
01:18:44
Nice right?
01:18:46
We can help.
01:18:47
Yeah.
01:18:48
Fucking asshole.
01:18:54
Gentlemen,
01:18:55
let's broaden our minds.
01:18:57
Clarence.
01:18:59
Fuck you then. No.
01:19:02
And then now a few more comments.
01:19:06
No soup for you, though.
01:19:07
What about the talk of the tick?
01:19:11
Yeah, I'm going back and forth so we don't have to.
01:19:13
When there's when there's comments on the same video, I'm bouncing back and forth.
01:19:16
So if there's two oh, this one just says, oh my god, so dumb.
01:19:21
Yeah. Doesn't matter.
01:19:24
They picked up on it perfectly.
01:19:25
Why the fuck did it fall off?
01:19:27
I like that.
01:19:30
Because she was running away to get back to the fucking
01:19:33
oh my God, you can't just fall off with.
01:19:36
I agree, that was kind of my point, Okay.
01:19:40
Yeah. Tic tac
01:19:42
comment.
01:19:43
Tic tac.
01:19:46
All right, so this one was the veins.
01:19:47
All right.
01:19:48
We went through that one laundry day.
01:19:50
Oh, yeah. I remember this
01:19:53
laundry day.
01:19:55
You can see.
01:19:56
All right. Tick. That doesn't switch. That's pretty.
01:19:57
You have no children and our neighbor is a half mile away.
01:20:02
Oh, no.
01:20:03
It seems like my husband planned to spend the rest of his life in the nude.
01:20:06
Yes, he loves it.
01:20:08
And the kid?
01:20:10
The guy in the nude has already got his clothes off.
01:20:13
It might be an easy way to get a new boyfriend.
01:20:16
Often tells me how relaxing it feels.
01:20:19
I must admit his temperament has improved.
01:20:21
Please don't get me wrong, I'm not a prude,
01:20:23
but Adam goes for days on end without wearing a stitch.
01:20:26
Unless we're going out or someone is coming over
01:20:30
well-groomed and nearly as trim as when we first married.
01:20:34
Interesting.
01:20:35
Laundry day is a breeze. Literally.
01:20:39
That says laundry day is a breeze.
01:20:42
Literally. You get it because he doesn't have clothes on.
01:20:44
So laundry day, you would feel the breeze.
01:20:49
Brandon Sham, how did Jeff
01:20:54
says?
01:20:54
Post part two here.
01:20:56
Oh, there's a follow up.
01:20:59
Yeah, you have to use the real names.
01:21:01
You do have to use your real names.
01:21:02
That's they want to try to pass a lot to actually do that one at one point.
01:21:07
My name is Fly Dreams.
01:21:09
Yeah. I'm draw.
01:21:11
Yeah. See.
01:21:12
Yeah.
01:21:13
We went so the other the other last comments were all about Cinderella.
01:21:16
When we talk about horse drawn busses we're not really talking about horses
01:21:19
drawing busses, roaring, cheering.
01:21:26
Hey come on, come on, come on in. My.
01:21:31
Those two weeks worth the comment.
01:21:34
Yeah.
01:21:34
There wasn't even a cat.
01:21:36
Okay.
01:21:37
Leave a comment about our comments and comment.
01:21:41
Those two weeks comments.
01:21:43
It was
01:21:45
we don't do this for the comments. No.
01:21:51
So how's the,
01:21:54
neighbor?
01:21:59
So you're going to be mad at me?
01:22:02
I am already, you know, in the country workout.
01:22:06
I was doing too much work outside and it's still all flooded over there.
01:22:09
And,
01:22:13
He, the dude, came out
01:22:15
to do some barbecuing, and so I was like,
01:22:18
okay, got a good opportunity.
01:22:21
Then.
01:22:21
You know, the chick holding like a baby comes out.
01:22:24
And so I, and they were cooking, barbecuing,
01:22:28
and I just kind of didn't want to deal with it right then and there.
01:22:33
And, so I figured I'll just catch him
01:22:37
down and at least be back up.
01:22:39
So I feel bad for you, son.
01:22:41
I got a problem with the teaching. One.
01:22:45
You know what a trip into the most.
01:22:48
Get my slippers all soaked.
01:22:49
Thought it was a prank. Some kind of neighborhood joke.
01:22:52
So I trace the trail back like a petty little sleuth.
01:22:54
Found a pipe in my yard, and it's controlled the deed to a fence
01:22:58
like a drunk raccoon right on my face in the light of the moon.
01:23:02
I said, hell no! This is my domain.
01:23:05
And I ain't letting run off the suspect about the rain.
01:23:07
See the piping? Minus the neighbor's crime.
01:23:10
He's spraying his pump with zero.
01:23:12
Fine. Did I knock?
01:23:13
No. Did I leave a no? Nope.
01:23:15
I grab the spot and let the tater skin,
01:23:18
redskin size righteous and raw stuffed it in the pipe.
01:23:21
Like respect the law.
01:23:22
I got 99 problems, but it did change one. If
01:23:27
you kill
01:23:28
the train, like now, the war's be gone.
01:23:31
But I know you like
01:23:34
did shake on
01:23:37
and you might be safe when I'm feeling dumb.
01:23:40
Now he's yelling from his porch like I stabbed his cat.
01:23:43
Saying, you can't just plug it. He's got a cat.
01:23:45
But that ain't rain, man. It smells like brine.
01:23:47
And it's been spilling through my cilia since 99.
01:23:50
He said he's a Kennedy King like that makes it chill, run off rights
01:23:53
and holistic spells.
01:23:55
Said you fear the pipe because the pipe is free.
01:23:57
I said, you fear awake in responsibility now filing with the board.
01:24:01
Try an HOA war.
01:24:02
But they all hate him too.
01:24:03
They know what that pipe for. I got 99.
01:24:06
I got one.
01:24:09
Hundred deep and I got a shovel and one.
01:24:15
I got 99 going for the DeChambeau.
01:24:18
Oh oh season 99 dry when the rain clouds come.
01:24:22
Potato in the pipe.
01:24:24
Not a single regret. He said. What's that noise?
01:24:26
I said, that's cool that you pour.
01:24:28
I block, you drip.
01:24:30
There's no flow.
01:24:31
It's a turf war right back up.
01:24:34
And as long as a pond.
01:24:35
While I sip cold brew on my brick front floor, he put up signs
01:24:39
like Free the Grain, but it's cucumbers grew full of guilt and shame.
01:24:42
Moral of the story don't leak on me unless you want a star space prophecy.
01:24:47
Don't knock on my door when your mulch turns brown.
01:24:50
Just no drawer. Don't talk. He shut shit down.
01:24:52
I got 99 problems for the debt. Shame one. I
01:24:57
took that one pipe in 81.
01:25:02
I got 99 problems, but he did say one.
01:25:07
And if the pipe leaks two, you better run.
01:25:14
It. Yeah.
01:25:16
Take that neighbor
01:25:19
so your shoes are muddy.
01:25:23
Yeah. Very,
01:25:25
very.
01:25:25
My several pants are muddy.
01:25:29
There's none of mud back there.
01:25:30
I'm not a lot of feces in my backyard as well.
01:25:33
There's no wetness anywhere else in the backyard.
01:25:36
And, Yeah, they, like, barely rained.
01:25:41
My muffins are moist.
01:25:44
Again, I was out there and, it was like, it again.
01:25:49
We went out there when it was raining and it was like a fucking,
01:25:53
I don't know, inch and a half diameter pipe, just fucking spewing water.
01:25:57
I was out there clearing a tree
01:26:00
that had fallen down before we bought the house.
01:26:03
It's been sitting there the whole time, and I finally it's.
01:26:05
Well, I got my machine shop for,
01:26:11
I hear like a gargoyle.
01:26:12
You know, the gargoyle sound of the fucking sump pump, you know, blow.
01:26:14
You know, I look, and then all of a sudden
01:26:16
the water comes out of the two and it's just like. And I'm.
01:26:19
I have a video of it.
01:26:21
No, it's fine, it's fine.
01:26:23
I'm not mad. I'm flooded.
01:26:23
Which is different.
01:26:26
What's that?
01:26:27
Okay. No, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
01:26:29
I'm not mad. I'm flooded.
01:26:30
Which is different because my genius neighbor,
01:26:32
some addict, the architect of absolute ass, decided that the best place
01:26:36
to point their little uninvited drainpipe was directly on my property.
01:26:40
Like, here's a refreshing splash of unchecked runoff.
01:26:42
Hope your soil enjoys erosion.
01:26:44
And do I walk over and knock?
01:26:45
Do I inform?
01:26:46
Do I communicate like a functional neighbor
01:26:48
with a sense of diplomacy and compassion?
01:26:50
No, because talking would be reasonable and reasonable is dead to me.
01:26:54
I've seen the pipe.
01:26:55
The pipe has seen me. We've made eye contact.
01:26:57
We are now enemies.
01:26:58
I refuse to engage in direct contact with inconsiderate pipe people.
01:27:01
Everyone keeps telling me,
01:27:02
just let them know and that it's probably unintentional. Wow.
01:27:06
Groundbreaking.
01:27:06
As if I'm going to go over there in daylight and politely suggest that
01:27:09
maybe they consider not reenacting the fucking Mississippi Delta on my side
01:27:14
yard as if I'm going to get this man thinking we can work together.
01:27:18
Please, I have a better idea.
01:27:19
I'm going to plug it with a potato.
01:27:21
A nice, firm, uncooked russet nature's caulk.
01:27:24
Will it work? Well, it cut well, it kill.
01:27:26
Who cares? The point is, I will have done something.
01:27:29
I will have taken action because I am a creature of symbolic vengeance.
01:27:32
And vegetables are cheap now.
01:27:34
Some people, nosy people, sensible people.
01:27:36
Keep warning me.
01:27:37
If you do that, you'll create hostility with your neighbor.
01:27:39
That'll last longer than the actual water issue.
01:27:42
Oh, hostility, you say?
01:27:43
Motherfucker, I was born hostile.
01:27:45
I thrive in the petty shadows.
01:27:47
Do you think I fear a grudge?
01:27:48
I collect them, I alphabetize them.
01:27:50
This one will go under for wet bastard.
01:27:53
So. No, I will not talk. I will not knock.
01:27:55
I will not give them the decency of knowing I will potato in silence at dawn.
01:27:59
Let the record show.
01:28:00
I tried absolutely nothing. And I'm all out of patience.
01:28:07
I have tried nothing,
01:28:09
but I'm still pissed about it because I shouldn't have to try anything.
01:28:13
Who in their right mind does that?
01:28:15
So it turns out I tried new.
01:28:21
Do you get it?
01:28:22
I tried to, settle this for you.
01:28:24
So I went to your neighbor, and I asked him for a statement.
01:28:26
Maybe try and help this along.
01:28:27
So it didn't go to full out, all out war.
01:28:31
Turns out your neighbors are too junior.
01:28:33
I didn't aim the pipe.
01:28:35
It's called gravity.
01:28:37
You install a downspout extension like a normal homeowner,
01:28:42
and it happens to follow the natural incline of the land.
01:28:48
Which, by the way, you put some giant putty design.
01:28:53
And is it?
01:28:54
And it's drains near the overgrown moss basin next door.
01:28:59
He's so diplomatic about it, though not terrorist, it's always a politician.
01:29:03
And then suddenly there's a potato in the pipe,
01:29:09
a full raw potato shovel.
01:29:12
You wouldn't know it's in there like some kind of agrarian warning shot.
01:29:16
You just, like, dig it out.
01:29:17
That's not communication in here.
01:29:19
That's sabotage.
01:29:21
Sabotage?
01:29:22
Root vegetable drawer.
01:29:26
It's who I've never seen do a single piece of yard work
01:29:32
without involving some form of incense.
01:29:37
Or. I think that's interpretive humming decides.
01:29:40
This is the moment to declare a silent,
01:29:45
tuber based conflict.
01:29:47
No, no, no, not conflict,
01:29:49
just silence and starch.
01:29:52
I tried to be neighborly.
01:29:54
I made eye contact.
01:29:56
I nodded, I gestured politely,
01:30:00
clearly toward the property line.
01:30:04
Which drawer seems to think?
01:30:07
I think it has more of a perhaps more
01:30:11
of a conceptual guideline than a legal boundary.
01:30:14
You know what draw did blew bubbles at me.
01:30:19
Bubbles? Is that true?
01:30:21
While holding a rake like a divining rod?
01:30:24
I honestly don't know if I was being coerced
01:30:29
or invited to, midsummer ritual.
01:30:32
And now my wife, senior Hippie, be overreacting.
01:30:37
Says there's something
01:30:40
liberating about someone
01:30:43
who doesn't take things so seriously.
01:30:46
Liberating.
01:30:47
Could you imagine his wife talking to this guy
01:30:50
as if I'm them takes a while to get things out.
01:30:52
And if that oh, become smacked.
01:30:54
I have landscape with precision and built a spreadsheet
01:31:00
that tracks soil pH over the last five years.
01:31:04
Meanwhile, drawers, entire yard
01:31:08
is full of baby doll heads,
01:31:11
which looks like a haunted fairy tale
01:31:14
I think after a garage junior maintenance.
01:31:17
I'm the villain because water flowed downhill.
01:31:22
Fine.
01:31:23
If it's war, it's war.
01:31:26
I'm not retaliating with potato.
01:31:28
Water flows downhill.
01:31:29
I'm redirecting the pipe when it's just slightly more to the left.
01:31:34
Spouted.
01:31:35
Not enough to be honest.
01:31:36
What else is property that?
01:31:38
Just enough to send a message and I've started planning meant
01:31:41
you know what meant.
01:31:42
Does it spreads quietly
01:31:47
underground like strategy.
01:31:50
Trying to spread wants chaos all the time is right.
01:31:53
Let's see how they like.
01:31:56
Just after that, deal with the creepy ability of.
01:31:59
But it goes slightly uphill.
01:32:01
It just collects all of his shit, collects right on my shit,
01:32:04
and never even, like, absorbs into his shit.
01:32:08
But also because it was so.
01:32:10
Also because it was.
01:32:11
I saw the baby young.
01:32:12
They looked like a younger couple ish.
01:32:15
I also wanted to maybe do some research to see when they bought the house,
01:32:17
because maybe they have no idea that that that's doing that.
01:32:21
There's a question in the comment section.
01:32:23
I think this is relevant right now.
01:32:25
And you ever lived in an asylum house before?
01:32:29
Yeah, yeah,
01:32:31
most of my life. Yeah.
01:32:33
Spent most of your life in an F in house.
01:32:37
All right.
01:32:38
Most of it.
01:32:39
Where were you? In an apartment.
01:32:42
Oh, that's a house I thought you meant, like, out on the street.
01:32:46
An apartment, a house I was homeless from.
01:32:49
I was homeless for one night, and I stayed in my car outside my parents house.
01:32:53
I was homeless for lots of nights.
01:32:55
Fucking slept in my car plenty of times.
01:32:57
It doesn't mean I didn't have a place to go. It just.
01:32:59
It happened to be convenient at the time.
01:33:01
Yeah, and I was stubborn.
01:33:02
I was stubborn and pigheaded.
01:33:03
I could have went to a friend's house, but I'm like, I'll make it on my own.
01:33:06
But I was literally no, it wasn't that.
01:33:08
It was like, I don't want to drive home because I'm too fucked up.
01:33:11
So I'm just going to say, that's not that's not.
01:33:13
Yeah.
01:33:13
No, I just go and then drive home in the morning.
01:33:16
Yeah, I did that all the time.
01:33:18
You get too fucked up and you know, you drive there, you get too fucked up.
01:33:20
You just sleep in your car, wake up six hours later and then drive home.
01:33:23
Whatever.
01:33:29
Can you be more specific on an occasion?
01:33:33
There's like I don't know,
01:33:34
there's too much downtown at Cobo.
01:33:37
There just happened to be we parked right off, right off the street.
01:33:41
Well and I parked right off the street,
01:33:46
right near a construction area.
01:33:48
And, that's proof that will exist.
01:33:51
Spot. You could, like, actually park.
01:33:54
And so it was like it was literally a stone's throw away.
01:33:56
And so we parked there, got all fucked up, went to Cobo.
01:33:59
I was way too fucked up.
01:34:01
We came back out and I just ended up just passing out and and sleeping.
01:34:06
And it wasn't the, the,
01:34:09
the play there.
01:34:10
It was like, oh yeah, George just needs a few hours, like an hour or two a sleep.
01:34:14
I wake up, be fine and then we'll go home.
01:34:16
And so I fall asleep and we're just sitting there the whole time,
01:34:20
like right off of fucking, not Jefferson, but whatever the whatever
01:34:24
the road up from Cobo is, like right off of the fucking main road.
01:34:28
And, then I wake up and I'm like, okay, I'm like, I think I'm good.
01:34:32
And I'm.
01:34:33
I just I was like, were you awake the whole time?
01:34:35
He goes like, yeah. And I'm like, would you do? He goes, I don't know.
01:34:38
I was just watching shit. I felt bad because, you know, like.
01:34:41
But at the same time, I mean, like, he got home safe anyway, so, I don't know.
01:34:44
Yeah. What are you going to do?
01:34:47
I guess you can't complain, right?
01:34:50
You can always complain.
01:34:51
Your story, but, yeah, I got this.
01:34:53
I got this guy on this show that's complaining about a pipe.
01:34:55
You would not believe how you can complain about anything.
01:34:58
Yeah, dude.
01:35:01
It's bullshit.
01:35:02
Should we talk about this latest immaculate reception here on Rumble?
01:35:06
Do you got anything for YouTube?
01:35:07
Because
01:35:09
there's a subpoena.
01:35:10
Really?
01:35:11
I mean, everybody, Sabrina,
01:35:14
look at all the words.
01:35:17
I wanted to refute dark matter.
01:35:23
Okay, dear.
01:35:25
Oh, fucking nice.
01:35:27
I've been in a relationship with a man for the last five years, Julian.
01:35:31
Which is not a man's name for some reason.
01:35:33
See it, but that it's in this one, came into my life after my husband passed.
01:35:39
He is 65. I'm 45.
01:35:42
Julian has two grown daughters, 36 and 27.
01:35:46
The older one and I get along famously.
01:35:48
Oh, we've heard about that. Apparently.
01:35:51
Amber is somewhat immature.
01:35:53
She has two small kids, and her dad.
01:35:58
And she's her dad's perfect.
01:35:59
Precious can do no wrong daughter.
01:36:01
The unvarnished truth is that
01:36:03
Amber is a snotty, judgmental woman who thinks she's better than everyone
01:36:06
because Julian wasn't there while she was growing up.
01:36:09
His guilt makes it especially hard for him to see her for who she is.
01:36:13
Amber and I do Amber and I do not care for each other.
01:36:17
And cracks are starting to show.
01:36:19
She's becoming bone of contention, a bone of contention in the relationship
01:36:24
because I cannot stand how she uses guilt to manipulate her dad.
01:36:28
He was always carrying a caring father and a good provider, if not always there.
01:36:32
Physically, I'm at my wit's end.
01:36:34
She's driving my legend into an otherwise good relationship.
01:36:36
When I try speaking with Julian, he will hear nothing against her.
01:36:41
I get that it's his kid, but I am sick of her.
01:36:44
The worst part is she plays it off like she's innocent and perfect.
01:36:48
Any advice?
01:36:49
Sign had it in the West.
01:36:51
Yeah.
01:36:52
It doesn't sound like that's worthy of breaking up
01:36:55
the relationship, but otherwise good relationship with Julian.
01:36:59
The 23 year friendship doesn't seem to be a factor,
01:37:02
so you need him
01:37:06
peacefully coexist with this Amber.
01:37:11
Is it?
01:37:12
It's the way
01:37:15
you do.
01:37:17
Right. In that age differences.
01:37:19
What are you think?
01:37:21
Nine years between. No.
01:37:22
Between her and the oldest daughter.
01:37:24
Oh, right.
01:37:24
Years now there's not, like, large of an age separation between them.
01:37:29
Anyway, I think that has something to do between her and the older one
01:37:32
that she does get along with.
01:37:37
My echoing in my head.
01:37:41
Everyone's echoing.
01:37:48
Everyone's echoing.
01:37:56
Oh, dream.
01:37:57
I shouldn't ever watch her.
01:38:01
Please, please, please fix me.
01:38:04
Horse and Beth.
01:38:05
Always. Please, please.
01:38:09
Here it is. Horse.
01:38:10
Please, please.
01:38:11
I want to see these words for
01:38:15
before he was coming.
01:38:17
A new study has found that the universe might be spinning.
01:38:20
What does that even mean?
01:38:21
That's a look.
01:38:22
Many galaxies like our own Milky Way.
01:38:23
Well, not to be like a jackass, but it means that spinning.
01:38:28
Yeah,
01:38:30
but we just discovered that the world is spinning.
01:38:32
What does it mean?
01:38:33
What does it mean?
01:38:34
It means that everything spins.
01:38:36
But what is that? Is God spinning?
01:38:38
It means it's spinning.
01:38:43
Either way, has everything.
01:38:46
I don't shake with arms winding.
01:38:49
Does it matter?
01:38:49
This man was formed because the galaxies, all of the light.
01:38:52
The headlines like to study these spiral galaxies.
01:38:54
Because a distinct structure can tell us something
01:38:56
about the overall formation of structures in the universe, underworld,
01:38:58
the influence of dark matter on those structures.
01:39:00
At least that's what they say.
01:39:01
I think they just study spiral galaxies because they're pretty.
01:39:03
But you don't.
01:39:04
As it may, the first galaxies like universe
01:39:07
for them. We know how old they are.
01:39:08
They can't have formed before the Big Bang.
01:39:10
One of the missions of the James Webb Space
01:39:11
Telescope was to look for those early galaxies
01:39:13
that began to form a few hundred million years past the Big Bang.
01:39:16
One of the surprises there was from the Webb telescope delivered.
01:39:19
It's on galaxies grow and develop structures
01:39:22
much faster than the dark matter hypothesis predicted.
01:39:24
It was a prediction of modified Newtonian dynamics.
01:39:27
It's known as we just talked about a few weeks ago, what this new finding.
01:39:30
No one predicted this.
01:39:31
For the new study, researchers zoomed in on 263 of these ancient galaxies
01:39:36
to figure out which way they were spinning.
01:39:37
They found something astonishing.
01:39:38
About two thirds of the galaxies are rotating in the opposite direction
01:39:41
as our Milky Way.
01:39:42
These are marked in blue and only a third rotate in the same direction.
01:39:45
Also make your way. These are marked in red.
01:39:47
That's why it really shouldn't happen.
01:39:49
Even Albert is short.
01:39:50
You see, the reason that most galaxies spin is that they form
01:39:53
from matter whose density increases because gravity pulls it together.
01:39:56
And that matter isn't just sitting still, it's moving around.
01:39:59
This makes it very unlikely.
01:40:00
It has new angular momentum, and angular momentum is conserved.
01:40:03
And so much like for a figure skater, if the metal gets denser, its rotation
01:40:07
speeds up.
01:40:08
But since this process is entirely a result
01:40:10
of the random motion of the initial matter,
01:40:12
you expect galaxies to spin in each direction with the same probability.
01:40:15
So what's going on here?
01:40:16
Well, one possibility is that the result is just wrong.
01:40:19
But however, it seems very unlikely to me.
01:40:20
First of all, it's a pretty big anomaly.
01:40:22
It's not even close to 5050.
01:40:24
But more importantly,
01:40:24
this was actually already seen in earlier studies for older galaxies.
01:40:27
It just unfolded.
01:40:28
The asymmetry was much smaller, so no one took it really seriously.
01:40:31
If one assembles all this data together, it looks like the asymmetry was larger
01:40:35
in the early universe.
01:40:36
There's also the possibility that this observation
01:40:38
has something to do with us rather than with the galaxies.
01:40:41
That is, maybe it's for some reason easier to observe galaxies.
01:40:44
That's been one way rather than the other,
01:40:46
but there's no good explanation for that.
01:40:48
And again, that other measurements with different instruments found similar things
01:40:51
mixed up somewhat implausible.
01:40:53
If you've already forgotten half of what I said,
01:40:54
this video comes with a quiz
01:40:56
lets you check how much you remember then what could explain
01:40:58
the most straightforward possibility?
01:41:00
It's not a matter in the early universe had itself a spin on very large scales.
01:41:03
The entire universe had a spin.
01:41:05
Basically, the likelihood of smaller systems to spin
01:41:08
one way or another, thereby taking up some of the overall spin.
01:41:11
Another possibility is that we misunderstood
01:41:13
something about the plasma that formed in the early universe.
01:41:16
Indeed, one of the theories
01:41:17
which could give rise to such correlations is of a fractal universe.
01:41:21
The idea of the fractal here
01:41:22
is not the quantum fluctuations
01:41:23
that gave rise to the motions of the plasma
01:41:25
in the early universe had a self-similarity,
01:41:27
a pattern that repeats from very large to very small scales.
01:41:30
As an example, look at the Julius.
01:41:32
That's one of the best studied fractals.
01:41:33
It's full of spirals and they all turn the same way.
01:41:36
If the plasma in the universe had such a fractal pattern,
01:41:38
that could also explain why we observe too many large super galactic structures.
01:41:42
That's one of those things.
01:41:43
Principle. I'll admit that they surprised me.
01:41:45
This is why I like doing science news.
01:41:47
You never know what's the next story that the universe will spin.
01:41:50
Did you know there's a free and easy way to learn more about the science behind
01:41:53
all the videos that you've been watching?
01:41:54
Yes, I have a look at brilliant all courses on brilliant,
01:41:57
have interactive visualizations and come with follow up questions.
01:42:00
What you see here is from one of my ideas which they just released.
01:42:03
They all use real world examples like what it means to go viral on brilliant
01:42:08
Hot. I do think you need to my makeup
01:42:13
something
01:42:15
or your hair is always bad
01:42:18
because it's always the same.
01:42:20
Do you mind if I
01:42:23
make it critical right now?
01:42:25
I don't think you should criticize the hair here.
01:42:29
Look at
01:42:31
this thing that your sharp put together.
01:42:35
I didn't notice that too. With the.
01:42:37
There's a clip.
01:42:38
The first show.
01:42:40
It's like you're getting your aging.
01:42:42
You look better than you did two years ago on the show.
01:42:45
How is that possible?
01:42:47
That's what I do.
01:42:47
That's why I look like this
01:42:50
narrative is getting longer.
01:42:53
Be cooler.
01:42:55
Be thankful
01:42:55
that you can eat with that fucker binder just falling out and separating.
01:42:59
Oh yeah, I
01:43:02
my dentist wants to put in a bunch of fake stuff screwed into my jaws.
01:43:07
I want to eat muffins.
01:43:09
These are my muffins.
01:43:11
They're fresh.
01:43:13
How I like making baked goods.
01:43:17
I mean, the kind of section I'm living
01:43:20
in. December 1988.
01:43:22
That was all very warm today, but tomorrow
01:43:25
it's defense contractor called of
01:43:29
Special Projects.
01:43:31
I was told that I would be working on the grass propulsion system out
01:43:34
in a remote area of Nevada. Test.
01:43:36
I know that area 51 wants to protect myself.
01:43:40
I decided to go public and reveal the secrets of this war.
01:43:42
He still pointed that out there in the.
01:43:45
He is not your typical research guy.
01:43:47
If he went to a guy who could think it's either everything he says, it's true,
01:43:51
it's amazing and it's very interesting.
01:43:53
The best person for the year is perfect for it.
01:43:56
It's possible.
01:43:59
Just based on what Bob said,
01:44:01
he's created his own cottage in the.
01:44:07
Boo boo boo boo.
01:44:15
Just simply
01:44:16
based on his knowledge on area 51 has been here.
01:44:20
He sold a book and now he's selling, what appears to be a
01:44:23
was exactly like disarming a bomb
01:44:26
every single day.
01:44:30
He was targeted, and I saw that guy gun.
01:44:34
I was willing to to fire back.
01:44:36
These briefings contained
01:44:38
a wide spectrum of information, mostly relating to the House.
01:44:41
He worked for.
01:44:42
The people that kept busy protecting information
01:44:45
time are not going to give this stuff make any sense?
01:44:48
No one has ever been able to show exactly what I saw
01:44:51
with my own eyes until now.
01:44:57
That doesn't make any sense.
01:45:04
Because he's say, nobody's been able to show him
01:45:05
what he's seen with his own eyes until now.
01:45:09
That way, said,
01:45:11
you misremembering
01:45:14
Mandela effect I spectrum of information.
01:45:16
No lives.
01:45:17
Mostly relating to aliens and alien technology.
01:45:20
The people that have been keeping these secrets for a long time
01:45:22
are not going to give this stuff up.
01:45:25
No one has ever been able to show exactly what I saw with my own eyes.
01:45:29
And that's what he said. So
01:45:34
I'm, I'm I'm not going to give him until now,
01:45:37
no one has ever been able to show exactly what I saw
01:45:40
with my own eyes until now.
01:45:43
And what we show you.
01:45:46
That's not this.
01:45:47
Didn't he see it the first time?
01:45:51
How do they show you what you saw with your own eyes, right?
01:45:53
I mean, right there, I'd be like, Bob, you just screwed up.
01:45:58
Yeah, because start over.
01:46:00
Hey, nobody's told this fictional story as well as I have
01:46:06
until now.
01:46:08
I don't think you said that. Right.
01:46:09
The information we're getting now is going to come to an end.
01:46:12
Also, don't get me wrong.
01:46:13
I want it to be real and true more than I want to believe.
01:46:18
Right?
01:46:20
The slightest wrong move could release
01:46:22
a tremendous amount of energy.
01:46:26
To start up the reactor,
01:46:27
of course, we need some element 115 but he had a piece of it.
01:46:30
Of course, other people went for it.
01:46:33
You're going to need some element here and suddenly be here.
01:46:37
We don't know where they came from.
01:46:41
I don't believe that.
01:46:43
This is my husband, Bob.
01:46:46
Bernstein.
01:46:47
Are you for us?
01:46:53
All SAP becomes ATF.
01:46:55
ATF gets on the front page of the New York Times.
01:46:58
It leads to congressional hearings. It leads to Dave Grush.
01:47:05
Music.
01:47:05
It's very exciting.
01:47:06
Building right now traces back to Bob.
01:47:08
Those are great.
01:47:10
Why are we watching this?
01:47:16
Be watching this.
01:47:19
I'm. As for movie summer 2025.
01:47:24
Can't wait. That's why we're watching it.
01:47:26
It should roll out with the, disclosure of aliens
01:47:29
and Project Blue being.
01:47:32
Nice.
01:47:33
That's nice, Brady project.
01:47:36
Thanks, baby.
01:47:38
They're going to project aliens or some kind of Jesus
01:47:40
figure in the sky with holographic, holographic lasers.
01:47:44
And that'll get us to the bottom of divinity.
01:47:47
It could.
01:47:49
Will it cut bottle?
01:47:52
The bottle of divinity?
01:47:53
That's what he said.
01:47:54
The bottle of the Kennedy.
01:47:56
What are you eating?
01:48:01
Dude.
01:48:03
Disclaimer the unfiltered and crude proclamation of Jabba speech.
01:48:06
Folks, listen up before we dive deeper into the circus.
01:48:08
I call this an uncensored doctor.
01:48:09
Here's our no nonsense disclaimer. It says with a sign of life humor.
01:48:12
Look, we're here for a good time, not a given correct time.
01:48:14
All right? In this crazy world where snowflakes, applesauce and debris. Critic.
01:48:16
We're just trying to spread some joy without stepping on too many toes.
01:48:18
So here's the article.
01:48:20
Let's get this algebra of our discourse, be it from guest.
01:48:22
Oh, or any random memo.
01:48:23
Is it tickle your funny bone,
01:48:24
choose your gray matter and illuminate the path
01:48:26
to a mirthful existence, any semblance of seriousness and gibber.
01:48:28
Add to that the article two job
01:48:29
for everyone equally, we're equal gibber offenders.
01:48:31
All right,
01:48:32
we don't give a hoot about your gibberish
01:48:33
race, religion, or whether you prefer cats or dogs.
01:48:35
We're here to roast everyone from politicians to defer to our own
01:48:37
sorry selves. No, Jim would say, not even grandma.
01:48:38
That was like article three.
01:48:40
Screw political jabber we to hold your hand or jab or anything.
01:48:42
So if our driver.
01:48:43
Can you talk like we're not responsible for any feathers or jibber feelings?
01:48:47
But hey, if you can take the heat, we promise
01:48:48
we'll dish out some belly laughs and maybe a couple of different article.
01:48:51
I give our fake news alert the tales, rumors, and downright lies you hear here.
01:48:54
I give her the $3 bill.
01:48:55
Any resemblance to real life events or people,
01:48:57
whether alive or pushing up daisies, is purely gibberish
01:48:59
and probably a result of us hitting the bottle too hard, we're pretty sure.
01:49:02
Do you know
01:49:03
article beach ever?
01:49:04
Cause why not?
01:49:05
Parody and gibber are our bread and butter folks any likeness to actual people?
01:49:09
Podcasters? We're just having a laugh. Not a reason for a jabber.
01:49:12
We might not be the smartest kid on the job,
01:49:13
but we sure know how to stir up some trouble.
01:49:15
So in closing, if you've made it this far without getting your undies in a jibber,
01:49:18
then congrats! You're due to people.
01:49:20
We're just here to crack a few tasteless jokes, spread some G-Man,
01:49:23
and remind everyone that life's too short to be serious all the frickin time.
01:49:26
So buckle up, buttercup,
01:49:27
and get ready for a wild ride through the absurdity of our human life.
01:49:32
That was really a productive segment.
01:49:34
Wasn't.
01:49:34
So the first thing
01:49:35
we're going to talk about as soon as we go over to rumble.com/fledge
01:49:40
rants, is this wonderful woman and her lesbian girlfriend
01:49:43
who just got pregnant, but they don't exactly know why.
01:49:48
Am I speaking of lesbians?
01:49:50
I have a feeling that, the kids girlfriends next
01:49:54
relationship, well, that would work out if he's gay and she's gay,
01:49:58
I'm on the button.
01:49:59
Right?
01:50:00
And I.
01:50:03
Yeah.
01:50:06
And I've been in the chair every 15 minutes.
01:50:09
But anyway. Yeah.
01:50:10
Ladies and gentlemen, let's get ready for.
01:50:16
Oh. Whoa.
01:50:18
Let me tell you something.
01:50:19
The rumble of thunder. Rumble.
01:50:22
What you gonna do?
01:50:25
Okay, this is, fascinating.
01:50:28
Thank you. What?
01:50:29
Conception among lesbians, because it's 2025 is alive and well.
01:50:34
I haven't had sex since Roe v Wade was overturned about 21.
01:50:38
Well, that first overturned. Groovy.
01:50:39
That's why my wife and I decided that we didn't want to risk getting pregnant.
01:50:42
And the only way to really prevent that was for both of us to close our legs.
01:50:46
It's not that we didn't want kids, it's that we didn't want
01:50:48
either one of us to fall pregnant, and then there'd be complications
01:50:51
and not have access to medically necessary abortion.
01:50:55
And while we both had IUDs at the time because we weren't ready to have a baby,
01:50:59
we still liked having the idea of an abortion as a backup plan, just in case.
01:51:04
All this to say, we haven't had sex since 2021.
01:51:07
But my wife is pregnant now.
01:51:08
You might be thinking, Cass, she definitely cheated on you,
01:51:11
but she told me she didn't, and she's given me no reason
01:51:14
for me not to believe her except that she is with child.
01:51:17
I am so confused right now. I have a thing.
01:51:20
I can't tell you about it and I can't even do it.
01:51:22
I can't, even if it happened.
01:51:23
It's, She can't either offense.
01:51:25
If God wants us to have a kid. What?
01:51:27
He will impregnate one of us.
01:51:28
God hates you.
01:51:30
We are expecting a little baby down in November of 2025.
01:51:34
Look.
01:51:36
So basically,
01:51:39
that's a perfect deer flag.
01:51:44
So if 40,
01:51:48
my, lesbian girlfriend got pregnant
01:51:52
and we haven't had sex for two years, but she swears she hasn't cheated on me
01:51:56
and she gives me no indication to not believe her.
01:52:01
So God has blessed us with a child.
01:52:03
Amen. Immaculately.
01:52:06
Yeah. Signed.
01:52:07
Nutso wacko in California.
01:52:10
Yeah. No, no.
01:52:12
Sounds like it's, It sounds like the only reasonable explanation
01:52:17
I've heard of dozens is immaculate conception.
01:52:22
If the Buddha was immaculately
01:52:25
conceived, Cyrus was one of them.
01:52:29
I say my conception was immaculate.
01:52:36
Well, yeah,
01:52:37
they gave up on you, and you just kind of grew anyway.
01:52:41
And then whatever.
01:52:43
If you don't want to talk the way this Bible talks,
01:52:46
you should keep your mouth shut.
01:52:48
Sure.
01:52:49
So, Full sweater.
01:52:51
Look at this.
01:52:52
My arms disappear when I look.
01:52:57
That's cool.
01:52:58
What's your point here, Gary?
01:53:00
Oh, yeah.
01:53:02
That's for you.
01:53:03
Okay, okay.
01:53:06
See?
01:53:07
So pretty sure it was a troll.
01:53:09
I hope it was a troll, because nobody can be that stupid.
01:53:12
It's almost like, Like, we've never done this before.
01:53:16
It's almost like we've never done this for 99 shows.
01:53:19
Actually, we had, I swear.
01:53:21
I mean, there's just not been one left over 102.
01:53:26
We just a number of the I want.
01:53:28
And then these two days are numbered.
01:53:32
These days you are literally day.
01:53:35
This is is numbered.
01:53:38
This is number 99.
01:53:40
And, this is number 99.
01:53:41
I wish I appeared on one of those political debates.
01:53:44
So we are the first couple of larger legends
01:53:48
and the second couple of flag rants.
01:53:51
Would should be Mr.
01:53:52
and Mrs. Brady.
01:53:54
What I would argue is the kid and the kid's girlfriend.
01:53:57
But now,
01:54:00
I'm sad for the kid.
01:54:03
The kid's girlfriend.
01:54:04
You said, can we watch what you saw those videos.
01:54:06
Let's get a good. Let's get a good look at her again.
01:54:09
Can you get a good look at her? Give,
01:54:12
just to.
01:54:14
I can look.
01:54:15
Okay. You already looking? I can see them.
01:54:17
I can see the screen.
01:54:18
Put on your glasses.
01:54:22
When was it about, It was nice birthday.
01:54:27
Thanks.
01:54:28
Act like I don't have a memory
01:54:30
or have any care in the world about when your fucking birthday is.
01:54:33
And tell me I told you in the last four years.
01:54:36
So just scroll through and look at.
01:54:38
Look for the garage shots.
01:54:40
Yeah, they all look the same. I'd much rather go right.
01:54:42
October.
01:54:45
But now I got farther away now, just as a year ago.
01:54:47
Thanks.
01:54:47
That's real helpful to.
01:54:54
It should have been pretty early in the thing, right?
01:54:56
Yeah.
01:54:57
Maybe I'm not down far enough.
01:55:00
I gotta go down. Father.
01:55:02
Clip that.
01:55:04
How would like.
01:55:04
Because there's been a lot of shit over to be sure.
01:55:07
There.
01:55:08
Sorry this is late, but I just want to go to other.
01:55:10
I just so.
01:55:15
What is this?
01:55:17
Monday, September 18th.
01:55:19
Leave the truth at home.
01:55:20
You're not going to need it, because I'm glad you're.
01:55:23
It's like we wouldn't be talking. Why?
01:55:26
That wasn't it.
01:55:27
I just wanted to play it.
01:55:32
I lost my screws while in there.
01:55:34
I got.
01:55:35
See that that.
01:55:37
I don't know if that's a safe environment, but what is this shit?
01:55:42
Oh, yeah.
01:55:44
Hi, Mary.
01:55:44
Welcome to slasher.
01:55:45
It's live.
01:55:48
What's
01:55:49
this? I am on the same spot.
01:55:51
Oh, we got.
01:55:55
I just some.
01:55:56
This is very riveting.
01:55:58
Oh, wait. There's a big pile of shit.
01:56:00
Did you burn something that week?
01:56:01
I think it was a fire.
01:56:03
He talked. Yeah,
01:56:06
and she did. He
01:56:08
rapid fire?
01:56:10
Oh, no. That was the year after.
01:56:11
I'm too. I'm were too far back.
01:56:13
I'm too far back is two years right.
01:56:15
You're looking for the newest one. No.
01:56:20
Didn't you know?
01:56:21
All I have is him talking.
01:56:22
And in the old studios base
01:56:26
that was in that party.
01:56:30
I was the bonfire.
01:56:34
So I didn't go back far enough.
01:56:38
Anyway.
01:56:42
Whatever.
01:56:42
Let's just watch some old kid.
01:56:44
You got that there.
01:56:45
And you know what?
01:56:46
The kid I might be.
01:56:48
And I'm actually the kid.
01:56:50
This is Gary. I don't know if you've seen.
01:56:55
Right.
01:56:56
Today this is all within hours.
01:56:58
This is already been.
01:56:59
Do you want us to come with you?
01:57:01
Yes. We should.
01:57:03
They're quoting me. Right. Just to be clear.
01:57:05
So we don't get that the next time.
01:57:06
Joy, you're cordially invited to, Gary's unemployment hearing.
01:57:11
If I am being quoted for.
01:57:13
I would like to defend my my, I found it.
01:57:17
I fucking found it.
01:57:20
Brilliant, right, I have, I think I found it.
01:57:23
Oh, no, I found the original kid
01:57:26
with this short hair, and it's like he looks like a totally different version.
01:57:29
Wait. See, that's the right one.
01:57:31
So I just want to go back a little bit
01:57:33
that I want to beat up instead of a sexy, cute little.
01:57:36
It was all the way to the end.
01:57:38
And I believe that,
01:57:41
that I mentioned earlier,
01:57:42
it's like gravity, dark matter.
01:57:45
And stuff like that.
01:57:46
Those are good placeholder.
01:57:47
We don't entirely understand those answers, and I'm pretty sure
01:57:50
maybe help out with stuff like that, but that doesn't necessarily mean that date.
01:57:54
And I don't think that, the burden is on me as it does to a doppelganger.
01:58:00
The burden of proof is not on me as a dualist and also on the material.
01:58:03
So I don't think that that's entirely relevant to this.
01:58:05
It just seems like a,
01:58:07
I think physicalist or materials theories, they all hinge on this sort of idea.
01:58:11
The brain is just like a computer.
01:58:12
All it does doesn't do all it does is, follow basic instruction.
01:58:16
And there's a very smart guy
01:58:17
by the name of John Sterling's who had a famous Chinese experiment.
01:58:21
And that's the idea that you put
01:58:23
John Searle in a room with a computer, and this board is all Chinese symbols.
01:58:27
And you tell him what symbols put in, and you will send those on a computer
01:58:31
to another computer, and the other computer
01:58:33
will send stuff to him, and he responds like that.
01:58:36
Yeah. No idea.
01:58:36
Was that at all? He's just typing the systems.
01:58:39
He has just had an entire conversation.
01:58:41
Conversation in Chinese with somebody else and has no idea what happens.
01:58:46
And it's similar to like how
01:58:47
a computer, the computer has no idea what what it was being said.
01:58:51
All it did would send it back for its hand.
01:58:53
The fact that we had conversation that was fully comprehended and means
01:58:57
that our minds are obviously much greater than merely conversational things.
01:59:00
My opponent also brought up that, Santa is not real, and I think bringing up
01:59:05
the fact that hand is not real is absolutely ludicrous.
01:59:11
Say happy birthday to Gary.
01:59:12
Yes. Yeah. Happy.
01:59:14
Happy birthday to you.
01:59:16
What?
01:59:18
Wish you were in a Cosby sweater too.
01:59:20
Yeah. This wears a Cosby sweater.
01:59:22
It's stupid hair.
01:59:23
Careful. They're going to get back together.
01:59:24
I, I would warn against the bad talking.
01:59:29
You're in the air color.
01:59:35
What?
01:59:36
What color? Oh,
01:59:39
yeah. I don't know why I hit that.
01:59:41
I must have bounced through.
01:59:42
Okay, you're not on the air color.
01:59:45
Is there a color call in at 15863123.
01:59:48
And that color could be.
01:59:49
So that can actually make sense then.
01:59:52
Yeah, that'd be great.
01:59:55
That's her.
01:59:56
That is like acceptable. How dare you.
01:59:59
I also of another person I.
02:00:06
Like how close you think she is.
02:00:08
She is.
02:00:10
She's pointing to the divine and this stupid mullet
02:00:13
fucking, that mullet got her bangs in the mullet.
02:00:19
I know we have
02:00:21
dancing right now. Like, get out of here.
02:00:23
I wish them both nothing but the best of luck.
02:00:26
I hope that I hope for both.
02:00:27
And the kid doesn't need luck because, I mean,
02:00:31
I know I
02:00:33
was happy right there, you know, you know,
02:00:37
early, Jacob,
02:00:40
earlier.
02:00:41
Happy birthday to Gary.
02:00:43
Happy birthday to you.
02:00:45
I was very sure of, like, oh.
02:00:47
We were.
02:00:49
Yeah.
02:00:49
You lost it.
02:00:52
I don't know what happens.
02:00:52
This,
02:00:54
you know,
02:00:56
was in the background.
02:00:57
Yeah. From your,
02:01:00
there, like
02:01:03
your bad echo and a bad echo.
02:01:07
Not very sporty, man.
02:01:10
Please give the chickens a chance to shoot back.
02:01:12
Hey, man, I'm just saying, kill a defenseless animal.
02:01:15
I'm an honored sacrifice by grilled animals.
02:01:16
Some tasty barbecue chicken attack is torture.
02:01:19
Just to prove I can't hit anything further away than my own pecker.
02:01:21
What is a real junkyard dog?
02:01:24
All right, cowboy, you're the pretty one.
02:01:26
You put here an expression.
02:01:28
You got a face only a mother can love that don't apply to you.
02:01:30
You are uglier than the devil's asshole itself.
02:01:32
Snake.
02:01:33
What are you doing there?
02:01:34
Torturing chickens, man, what do you eat?
02:01:37
The chicken.
02:01:38
But it's not the same thing. Okay, finally.
02:01:40
Which bomb? You gotta go.
02:01:41
Go, Satan! English.
02:01:43
You go. Fuck my God, suck my chicken!
02:01:46
Hahaha! That's funny. Come on, you fat boy.
02:01:48
You ain't seen your pecker since you were a baby pooping
02:01:50
just because you put your finger in your belly button, Brown shit comes out
02:01:52
don't mean it's your asshole.
02:01:54
What did you say?
02:01:55
Don't worry about.
02:02:00
Oh, dig him up.
02:02:01
Make some damn barbecue.
02:02:03
Oh, my. Cool.
02:02:06
Bye, chica.
02:02:09
My chicken.
02:02:11
My neighbor got attacked in June
02:02:13
with her uncle, so I have some chicken attacks.
02:02:16
Are there? No, there's no video.
02:02:18
Oh, okay.
02:02:19
Let us know the stories.
02:02:21
And they're all recent. Okay,
02:02:24
so I don't know where this is exactly from.
02:02:26
I think it's somewhere in India.
02:02:29
But, a hotel owner was assaulted over
02:02:31
alleged low temperature of chicken curry.
02:02:34
The incident took place at the Pose Suma Haram Hotel
02:02:39
in our Amanullah ville, near in the TikTok.
02:02:43
Ha ha.
02:02:44
Three of us. Four of them.
02:02:47
Yeah.
02:02:48
The attack took place Saturday night.
02:02:49
Hotel owner. Delete.
02:02:52
This was this previous Saturday night hotel delete was injured in the incident.
02:02:56
A group of nine people led by singers
02:02:59
a native of Ninja Watch Camera, had arrived at the hotel for dinner.
02:03:04
I think you know that it was.
02:03:05
It was allegedly chicken curry ordered by Cision and his team was not hot enough.
02:03:11
And when it was served to the table, what it was served to the table.
02:03:14
Following this, an argument broke out between the two parties at the hotel,
02:03:17
and in the meantime, the team allegedly attacked
02:03:20
Dileep with a soda bottle from the shop.
02:03:23
Delete, who was injured in the assault, was taken to the
02:03:27
General Hospital and later to a private hospital.
02:03:30
In next hire, Kaka Galli
02:03:33
reached Nakai Police Station after his hospital stay to file
02:03:36
a complaint stating that Sergeant Doss and his team
02:03:40
had severely assaulted him with the soda bottle and injured him.
02:03:43
Dileep has filed a complaint against nine people, including Sergeant
02:03:46
Darko, Praveen.
02:03:48
Oh well, so the curry wasn't hot enough, so they were assaulted with a
02:03:52
with with a bottle.
02:03:55
Now, also apparently in,
02:03:57
where is this?
02:04:03
Over in, Gaza or.
02:04:05
No, it's on Gaza. Where is this?
02:04:07
Police trace suspects in Rawa,
02:04:10
Holland, on any KFC attack through CCTV footage.
02:04:14
So police on Monday said they had trace the individuals involved in vandalizing
02:04:17
an international food outlet in Ro Apollo while la
02:04:21
Sadar area through CCTV footage and pledged swift arrest.
02:04:26
The incident, which occurred Saturday
02:04:28
Sunday evening, is part of a broader trend of attacks targeting outlets
02:04:32
of international food chains, particularly Kentucky Fried Chicken,
02:04:36
among among amid public anger over Israel's ongoing assault on Gaza.
02:04:41
So I don't know how chicken of KFC is tied into that, but that is what is going on.
02:04:45
And, we'll have a little
02:04:48
I think you got it right.
02:04:51
Yeah.
02:04:51
Over in Ireland, man died of a heart attack
02:04:54
after being attacked by an aggressive chicken.
02:04:56
So Jasper Crouse, a resident of Ireland, died of a heart attack as a result
02:05:00
of a sudden attack by a huge chicken, the deceased's daughter told the court.
02:05:05
On April 28th, 2022.
02:05:06
Jasper Crouse was attacked by a by his bar mama.
02:05:12
Oh 2022 I thought, this is I told it
02:05:15
well, this is not recent, but it's recent enough.
02:05:18
The Irish
02:05:19
Examiner reported his daughter
02:05:22
said that they called he called her that day, or they called it a day.
02:05:26
When she returned home,
02:05:26
she found that the doctors are trying to give her father CPR.
02:05:29
The man was lying in a pool of his own blood with the
02:05:31
with the TV on, and a cigaret was still smoking.
02:05:34
The investigation has been launched to find out the cause of Krauss's death.
02:05:37
Experts said residents of the deceased's house had witnessed the terrible attack,
02:05:42
according to the conclusion of the medical examiner, the cause of death
02:05:46
Krauss's death was sudden cardiac arrest as a result of a chicken attack.
02:05:51
He had died on the spot.
02:05:54
He tried.
02:05:54
Oh my neighbor got attacked in June, bit her uncle.
02:05:58
Blood was gushing
02:05:59
and I was like trying to apply pressure to it and it kept charging at me.
02:06:03
So the very final one, I guess I can show this picture.
02:06:07
So apparently,
02:06:10
has Hezbollah, Hezbollah, Hezbollah,
02:06:14
they, were battle of the chicken is what this is called.
02:06:18
Arab social media erupts in mockery after Hezbollah rocket hits
02:06:22
Israel chicken coop.
02:06:24
So, you have four chickens.
02:06:26
They misfired.
02:06:27
The image fired a little bit and hit a chicken coop.
02:06:30
Then.
02:06:30
I mean, it's chickens, but you chicken, you're not having a good time back there.
02:06:34
Some of them are okay, but what's the response
02:06:38
of the killing of,
02:06:43
You try to attack
02:06:45
in the middle of the night and you kill chickens?
02:06:48
You killed my chickens.
02:06:52
Exactly, exactly.
02:06:58
Zach was successful
02:06:59
despite this evidence of the rockets impact on Israel on Sunday,
02:07:02
where video showing the damage of several houses
02:07:03
and most notably, a chicken coop in most of remote North Holly
02:07:08
and in Concord, where chickens
02:07:11
bursting in air the damaged chicken coop.
02:07:15
Seriously, that is the actual attack that he was responding to.
02:07:20
The feather try to attack.
02:07:22
That's where that clip is from.
02:07:23
From when they attacked it, the feathers went flying.
02:07:27
Israel's, The damage chicken coop led to widespread mockery on Arabic social media
02:07:31
and the plethora of pictures and memes of making fun of Hezbollah's chicken
02:07:34
attack and the battle of the chicken beneath the post onion news.
02:07:38
Blah blah blah blah blah.
02:07:39
Yeah, chicken. Oh, that's a nice eye.
02:07:41
Chicken attack photo.
02:07:44
Look at the face of the egg.
02:07:46
Even like, even like them over there.
02:07:48
They're doing all the same shit to.
02:07:50
That's clearly a Jewish face.
02:07:52
That's an anti-Semitic egg.
02:07:55
You think so?
02:07:56
No, no.
02:08:01
Oh, here we go.
02:08:02
Or it's Shreveport.
02:08:05
Hey, everyone, I'm Laura Liska.
02:08:06
The Corpus Christi Hooks were looking to rebound
02:08:09
after falling short and their home opener to the Michigan Sport at three.
02:08:13
It's time to order a jersey change for the honey butter chicken biscuits.
02:08:18
Let's check out it.
02:08:18
They served up a win.
02:08:20
Fresh out the oven hooks lead a batter Luis Castro
02:08:23
hammers a deep home run to left field off the first pitch,
02:08:25
just like he did for the home opener two hours later.
02:08:27
Ryan Johnson, the runner on first,
02:08:28
must be a magazine to let the wall because another home run.
02:08:30
Corpus Christi is by three missions.
02:08:31
Finally, enter the fourth Ethan Salazar drives a liner to right field.
02:08:33
Romeo set up scores, closing the gap 3 to 1.
02:08:36
The rain switch pitchers and it's game over.
02:08:38
Mission Santa Maria a no doubter.
02:08:40
Three more runners score in San Antonio burns the Honey Butter chicken biscuits
02:08:42
8 to 4. Angry starts Thursday at 6:35 p.m..
02:08:44
Bring your puppy dogs for.
02:08:48
Our local minor league,
02:08:52
preseason is
02:08:54
just for Jimmy John's.
02:09:00
Yeah, chimichangas. No.
02:09:06
I mentioned their name,
02:09:07
but they're not sponsoring us.
02:09:10
No. Sponsors send us money.
02:09:12
Tragically crushed and eaten by his pet python.
02:09:15
It's the moment that every parent with the 20ft long snake fears most.
02:09:19
And when you can't possibly prepare for one. No.
02:09:22
And here to tell their story are rich and Lisa Shaw, Zach's parents.
02:09:26
Thank you both for coming in this morning.
02:09:28
I know it might be terribly difficult for you, but could you share with us
02:09:32
the details of what happened on the day that Zach died?
02:09:35
I was painting our study.
02:09:37
We were converting it to Zach, and the snake could have separate rooms.
02:09:41
I went out for a little bit, and when I came back, I didn't hear Zach playing.
02:09:49
And so I went up there and.
02:09:53
Lisa, I must have been such a shock.
02:09:55
Yeah.
02:09:56
I mean, you never think that a python
02:09:58
is going to bring your family anything but joy, of course.
02:10:00
No, no, it's the kind of thing you think
02:10:02
can only happen to other people with a 300 pound sign, right?
02:10:05
We really tried to be safe parents.
02:10:07
You know, we never let Zach by the pool
02:10:10
unless he was supervised by either one of us or the python. Yes.
02:10:14
I just keep thinking, what if I had checked on them
02:10:16
before I went out shopping and then to the movies?
02:10:18
No, no, no, you can't think like that.
02:10:20
It's reminiscent of leaving the kids that, put a lock on the habit, Donald.
02:10:24
I mean, a door and then a lock.
02:10:26
I hope that, but we even thought about keeping the snake outside of the house.
02:10:30
Especially since he ate our Boston terrier a couple of months ago.
02:10:32
You couldn't have known.
02:10:35
But right now, that might be a little.
02:10:38
You. Last week was tragically crushed in Python.
02:10:44
All right.
02:10:46
Glad I get to see you. Oh.
02:10:48
How do you feel about, halogen headlights from, a lifted truck?
02:10:54
Fucking terrible.
02:10:55
Okay. You don't like that?
02:10:56
Especially on company traffic.
02:10:59
Well, sorry, I know the Cosby.
02:11:01
I feel like we need to dial down a little bit with the lights.
02:11:06
Oh, definitely.
02:11:06
If I'm in a drive through, there is no reason I'm surprised
02:11:10
she's not just like a straight box, either.
02:11:12
While you're blinding me and I'm sitting in my small little car.
02:11:16
Do you know what a mud cricket is? No.
02:11:19
Those are the girls. Get,
02:11:22
some light crickets.
02:11:24
Right.
02:11:24
All right.
02:11:25
I'm doing some dry bowling to it.
02:11:28
Oh, no.
02:11:29
There's, like, the Daisy Duke shorts and all that.
02:11:31
Well, I know there's, like, pause that truck stops and some,
02:11:34
those are all going to lose all your jewelry.
02:11:37
Oh, no. Wait.
02:11:39
What did she say?
02:11:40
The horse, the hang out.
02:11:41
A truck stops, right? Loser. Yeah.
02:11:45
Yeah, yeah.
02:11:46
Okay. Yeah. Those bitches, that's a scuff.
02:11:49
You guys, a little background there with the, cameo here of
02:11:54
as above.
02:11:55
So below.
02:11:59
Bread.
02:12:00
Smucker's grape jelly and Jif peanut butter.
02:12:02
And on a family picnic, Donald bought Doritos, a two liter of Pepsi.
02:12:08
And man, which sloppy Joe sauce.
02:12:10
I'm having a football party.
02:12:12
Vic bought a raw chicken, a cucumber, Skittles,
02:12:15
a bungee cord, condoms, and a single bullet.
02:12:18
I'm gonna.
02:12:25
Yep. There.
02:12:27
Yeah, I know that's not cool.
02:12:31
We can get
02:12:32
we can get one last shot of the happy couple here with the, with the girlfriend.
02:12:36
I'm going with you. Okay.
02:12:38
So this is, it's for heroes.
02:12:42
Who's on?
02:12:43
Unfortunately, you know, because, you know, you don't have to be in order of,
02:12:48
best or worst, but they're on the on the Mount Rushmore.
02:12:51
Who's on it now?
02:12:52
No trigger Guardians are going to start now.
02:12:56
These are superheroes that I like.
02:12:59
You know, it doesn't mean that I'm wrong.
02:13:03
Yeah, they were kind of bitchin already there.
02:13:05
Did you hear that?
02:13:06
Yeah.
02:13:07
I mean, listen, I'm going to give an answer before you say a fucking word.
02:13:11
I don't care anyway.
02:13:14
Just because you know
02:13:16
doesn't mean that I'm wrong.
02:13:17
I, so let's begin.
02:13:19
Okay. Sorry.
02:13:22
I think is very powerful.
02:13:23
Yeah, that's like lip gloss.
02:13:25
Lip gloss on of a young woman.
02:13:27
And she's got pretty little shit.
02:13:30
We got Mike.
02:13:30
Felix is right. There she is. Anyway.
02:13:33
So then, spider man, he's pretty cool.
02:13:39
I don't think the kids, he's.
02:13:41
She's too much of a nerd for him.
02:13:43
I don't he's usually on the definitely the nerd.
02:13:46
Really, I don't know, you know.
02:13:49
Well, I think the kids, the kids are super reliable sometimes.
02:13:53
Yeah. He's got to do is really.
02:13:55
Yeah. I can't he can't code save, which is a minor.
02:13:57
He needs to do his homework.
02:13:58
He's not forthcoming a superhero.
02:14:00
Yeah.
02:14:01
Maybe.
02:14:04
That was kind of a piece.
02:14:08
He's not.
02:14:09
He's not Marvel, which is a good problem here.
02:14:14
Okay?
02:14:14
I mean, I kid you, if you have that, you know.
02:14:16
Yes. That's fine.
02:14:18
It isn't thing in the opinion that goes with mine.
02:14:20
She also does a really good looks like, I don't know,
02:14:24
with some extra commitment, but then she doesn't do other sides.
02:14:28
Captain America and then, Deadpool
02:14:32
that I think that's my that's a dire scalp.
02:14:34
I've only done three doctor strange by the back.
02:14:37
No, there had some Twitter and YouTube.
02:14:39
Oh, yeah. You're so real.
02:14:42
Just Doctor Strange.
02:14:43
And then I'm sitting there grill.
02:14:45
I care for Captain America, though.
02:14:47
Like we'll do a 18 minute over her shoulder.
02:14:52
The red by teenage over her shoulder.
02:14:54
Okay, so I Wonder Woman.
02:14:55
Sure, because she's a lady, I guess.
02:14:58
I don't know shit about superheroes.
02:14:59
Okay, so we got Doctor Strange.
02:15:01
Wait, I'm supposed to have hips? Why does she have suspenders?
02:15:04
She. She-Hulk.
02:15:06
It's not like.
02:15:08
Oh, come on,
02:15:10
we're glad she like them.
02:15:11
Thanks, Chris. Brad. Gomorrah.
02:15:13
Yeah, yeah, she's cool again.
02:15:15
Okay, Aunt Nola, reckon we have to have them.
02:15:17
All right. The raccoon.
02:15:18
Yeah. Okay. Wow, that's a very good Mount Rushmore.
02:15:20
We no TV on the road, right as well.
02:15:23
So below.
02:15:24
I may be underestimating her.
02:15:26
I apologize if I've offended anyone or said anything bad about her,
02:15:30
and I can, I was just kidding, for the most part.
02:15:32
But I'm not going to be able
02:15:33
to make full judgment until, I maybe get potentially some nudes.
02:15:38
So I don't know if the kid has any or if she has any.
02:15:41
She could send in five, eight, six, three, three.
02:15:43
You could just text them in.
02:15:45
Then I'll make my final judgment.
02:15:48
Also, egg roll.
02:15:54
Names that sound funny.
02:15:55
Two Cantonese speakers, David Ty white.
02:15:58
Huge appetite.
02:16:00
Ryan y young bad guy.
02:16:03
Robert. Lava. Carrot.
02:16:06
Jeff.
02:16:07
Jeff for putting on pants.
02:16:10
Sage, sage.
02:16:12
That pig.
02:16:13
Sicilia CC Lila is coming.
02:16:17
Melanie Milani don't fucking care, do you?
02:16:20
Let the villain
02:16:23
Sawyer saw yet?
02:16:25
Stupid stuff.
02:16:26
Sloane Seal long.
02:16:29
Oh, Scarlet sea garlic
02:16:32
curry I see, I see short and fat they see.
02:16:37
So you got to be clear today is their diet.
02:16:39
Betty Bay tight mucus, Betsy Facey booger.
02:16:46
Suzanne. Sorry, son.
02:16:48
Call it bad luck.
02:16:50
Jason Jessup, god of the English names that.
02:16:58
You divine ones in there.
02:17:00
Things that, Yeah.
02:17:03
That's not right.
02:17:04
Out the out of the gate with the David and Jeff.
02:17:07
David.
02:17:09
David means big appetite.
02:17:11
Yeah.
02:17:14
That's what she said.
02:17:17
You don't care.
02:17:21
I don't see two Black
02:17:22
Lantern of Jesus having his fat tea party.
02:17:26
Oh, yeah. The dimensions are all wrong.
02:17:28
And we're squashed up,
02:17:29
so it looks like it's happening in the lid of a cardboard box.
02:17:33
Jesus is twice as big as the others,
02:17:36
so it looks like he's enjoying an intimate dinner with some schoolboys.
02:17:39
Not a good look.
02:17:40
And what are those bowls of seashells?
02:17:43
It's just shoddy craftsmanship.
02:17:44
Absolutely disgraceful.
02:17:46
Shouldn't even be in a museum.
02:17:48
But Davinci's reboot of the same painting is a different story.
02:17:52
He knew how to perspective the fuck out of things.
02:17:55
Look at the angles of the walls in the Last Supper and the table there.
02:17:59
You almost feel like you can crawl inside it and betray Jesus yourself.
02:18:03
Just look at this 14th century painting of Jesus having his fateful tea party.
02:18:08
The dimensions are all wrong, the room squashed up
02:18:11
so it looks like it's happening in the lid of a cardboard box.
02:18:15
Jesus is twice as big as the others,
02:18:18
so it looks like he's enjoying an intimate dinner with some schoolboys.
02:18:21
Not a good look.
02:18:22
And what are those bowls of seashells?
02:18:25
It's just shoddy craftsmanship.
02:18:26
Absolutely disgraceful.
02:18:28
Shouldn't even be in a museum.
02:18:30
But Da Vinci is rebooted.
02:18:32
The same painting is a different story.
02:18:34
He knew how to perspective the fuck out of things.
02:18:37
Look at the angles of the walls in the Last Supper and the table there.
02:18:41
You almost feel like you can crawl inside and betray Jesus yourself.
02:18:45
Just look at this for.
02:18:51
When we
02:18:52
go for storm busses, we're not really talking about horses drawing busses,
02:18:57
and I abandon the chair every 15 minutes, roughly anyway.
02:19:00
Yeah. I'm.
02:19:11
With Bill play head.
02:19:14
I don't give a shit.
02:19:17
I use the black advertising for cats.
02:19:20
Friends. Most.
02:19:21
However, what you take me and you tell me how
02:19:27
I can dump.
02:19:28
I got dirty mouth puppets.
02:19:30
Pulpit cheap one.
02:19:31
Give me.
02:19:33
Your mouth.
02:19:35
You want to go?
02:19:40
Back to bed.
02:19:41
I got you now.
02:19:42
Come for the victory.
02:19:45
It must have been a woman.
02:19:46
And I don't listen to women yelling.
02:19:47
I tell them to shut off jokes.
02:19:50
You can open the door real soon.
02:19:52
The devil put the pedal to the floor.
02:20:05
Tell us what you don't like.
02:20:07
My soul and a strong arm. I hope it's not a.
02:20:11
But it was.
02:20:17
Half a million felt
02:20:20
because it was suppressed.
02:20:22
Me trying to play through it like you said.
02:20:25
Pretty much.
02:20:26
I could.
02:20:27
I tried to
02:20:30
99 pounds, but it ain't one.
02:20:32
Hope you have to go.
02:20:34
You tell me.
02:20:34
I got 99 pounds, but it won't hit me.
02:20:37
It's 94.
02:20:38
In my 20s, broke in my rear view mirrors.
02:20:41
You got your choice.
02:20:43
You got to know when to call. Bells on the devil.
02:20:46
Put the pedal to the floor.
02:20:47
Trying to see. Know how it chased me.
02:20:49
Changed I got a few dollars I could try to chase it so it.
02:20:53
You got to play it for 99.
02:20:55
No one stop me cause I'm young.
02:20:57
Getting a black in my hands real low.
02:20:59
Do I look like a with to start I don't know, am I under pressure?
02:21:02
Should I get some money.
02:21:03
What you. And doing 55 is a bit. I'm
02:21:07
justified in the car.
02:21:08
Are you carrying a weapon on you?
02:21:10
I don't lot you stepping out.
02:21:12
I don't want gym. What?
02:21:13
Do you mind if I look around the car club?
02:21:16
The parking is, like, so drunk in and I know my rights.
02:21:19
So you follow me to Wall Street on you tech.
02:21:22
You stop a Laura somebody some time passed the ball.
02:21:27
But I know little bit enough.
02:21:28
Do you want to legally search my.
02:21:30
We'll see.
02:21:31
I swore when to change.
02:21:33
I got 90 pounds worth a day.
02:21:35
One hit me.
02:21:38
90. Not grab the one if you had to.
02:21:41
The G rated for 99 pounds for the big one.
02:21:44
Hit me.
02:21:47
I just realize you saying you got 99 problems.
02:21:49
Put up eight one for back me up I got nothing I problems put one if
02:21:56
you get it.
02:21:59
So I go for it
02:22:01
I make it I count.
02:22:03
He wouldn't even say the flange word.
02:22:06
So I don't want to play this whole long, drawn out video of Doctor John Campbell.
02:22:11
He's the one. He's a very.
02:22:13
I'm Detective John Campbell out spoken proponent of the vaccines and whatnot.
02:22:18
This is not medical advice.
02:22:19
John Campbell, but without going to his 13 minute spiel,
02:22:22
this is a graph showing people that were vaccinated zero doses.
02:22:27
This black line.
02:22:30
And and that's how much
02:22:31
they actually got infected with the virus over the course.
02:22:35
Because now it's been a while.
02:22:36
So we have 196.
02:22:39
It doesn't say if it's months or days, I would assume it's months or weeks anyway.
02:22:44
So this red line is people
02:22:45
that had one dose of the vaccine, that's how much they got infected after it.
02:22:49
This is like the infection rate of obviously.
02:22:52
See now we have two doses. The green line.
02:22:54
You get even more infected, three doses even more greater than three doses.
02:22:59
The most cases of infections, booster shot.
02:23:03
But so people that just let
02:23:05
natural immunity hit seem to be the safest
02:23:09
and most effective against the virus.
02:23:13
What do you guys what do you think about that?
02:23:15
I knew that I am not, inoculated.
02:23:22
Number shot.
02:23:24
And that is another thing.
02:23:25
So people that got got natural immunity before the Omicron.
02:23:30
This is the green line is them.
02:23:31
And then if they got infected after the Omicron.
02:23:35
So it seems like if you were exposed to it kind of like chickenpox,
02:23:37
the way that our parents treated chicken pox chicken,
02:23:39
the parents treated chicken pox attack.
02:23:44
You don't want to like avoid it.
02:23:46
You want to just get it as soon as you can get your immunity up.
02:23:49
And you seem to be the safest,
02:23:50
like South Park, you just spit in each other's mouths correctly.
02:23:53
Hang out.
02:23:53
Doctor Kimmel does a lot of research so that we don't have to.
02:23:56
And if I keep scrolling here, here's another interesting graph.
02:24:02
This is kind of the
02:24:02
same thing, but instead of Covid, it takes the widely accepted
02:24:07
flu vaccine that everyone seems to think they need a dose of every year.
02:24:11
Anybody want to guess which line is which?
02:24:12
Before I even get into it?
02:24:15
The red ones, me,
02:24:16
the red ones are people that have never had the flu vaccine.
02:24:19
And this their rate of infection of the flu.
02:24:21
And then when you look at the blue,
02:24:23
that's the people that have had the flu vaccine
02:24:25
and that's their rate of infection of the flu.
02:24:27
Now I'm not saying that that's cause and effect and blah blah blah.
02:24:30
I'm not a scientist.
02:24:31
But this particular study, peer reviewed study doctor
02:24:34
John Campbell's a pretty reputable
02:24:37
doctor.
02:24:38
I mean, it's written in the doctor John Campbell's numbers.
02:24:42
I've I've watched a lot of his stuff.
02:24:44
No, no, he he cites the so we can watch the thing he did.
02:24:47
He cites he's way better than we are that show.
02:24:50
He cites exactly where the studies come from.
02:24:52
It's all look. He circles them as he talks.
02:24:55
So you know that he's serious.
02:24:56
196 K followers.
02:24:58
Yeah, I think you might have some validity, but maybe not.
02:25:02
Maybe he's just shown his titties and the people are following him for that.
02:25:06
But check out his videos if you want to get in depth.
02:25:08
It's a
02:25:08
to me, it's
02:25:09
14 minutes of boring talk and shit, but those graphs are the most important part.
02:25:13
He looks.
02:25:13
It seems the proof is coming out the natural immunity is better than
02:25:18
yeah, no,
02:25:21
he doesn't wear it.
02:25:22
Neither one of them have a white coat on today.
02:25:25
I love the glass.
02:25:26
Look, he's way more wrinkly though.
02:25:28
Oh, my Lord, he's wrinkly as fuck.
02:25:30
Okay, wrinkles.
02:25:32
No, no, you know, not like that.
02:25:34
Fine. I'm working on, you know, wrinkles.
02:25:37
Yeah, yeah. I'm lumpy.
02:25:38
Why do they look like that?
02:25:41
You should see my genitals.
02:25:43
Yeah.
02:25:43
No, I'm not really.
02:25:50
Dear fagot,
02:25:51
I am a woman in my 30s with good.
02:25:54
Who gives you a good head.
02:25:55
Now, I'm a woman in my 30s with a good head on my shoulders.
02:25:58
And I see you're trying to get out there.
02:26:00
But I have a dilemma.
02:26:02
I recently became Wiccan, and I'm hiding my new religion from my fiance, who
02:26:08
I was raised a Protestant, but I have drifted away from Christianity.
02:26:11
My fiance, who was raised Catholic but no longer practices.
02:26:15
He's not actively involved in any religion,
02:26:17
but I'm worried about how he will react to learning.
02:26:19
I am now a quote witch,
02:26:21
which is just a term for anyone who follows the Wiccan spiritual path.
02:26:27
I don't want him to think I've lost my mind,
02:26:29
but I also can't keep hiding my beliefs from him.
02:26:32
Secrets are never a positive thing in a relationship,
02:26:34
but I'm worried about how this news will be received.
02:26:36
Please help sign West Virginia.
02:26:39
Weaken.
02:26:40
Yeah.
02:26:40
As a true Wiccan, you should know that the truth is the best policy.
02:26:44
I don't think he would,
02:26:48
stay with you if you knew you were Wiccan, but that's just because,
02:26:52
some people are closed minded about such things.
02:26:55
I think the Wiccan practice is
02:26:58
one of the most honorable religious practices on Earth.
02:27:03
If he
02:27:04
doesn't see it that way, his loss, I say.
02:27:07
But you're not going to convince him that the wicked ways the right way.
02:27:11
That's why it's so fringe.
02:27:14
Why? What makes an honorable,
02:27:16
it's the unified one with nature.
02:27:19
Kind of,
02:27:21
very with nature.
02:27:22
They're mixing like toadstool and, that's that's what they do in Hollywood.
02:27:28
They do? Witch.
02:27:30
No, they do a witch it like that.
02:27:32
They refuse to shit like this.
02:27:36
I know, I know, there's there's rituals like that.
02:27:39
Are there actual witches?
02:27:42
I know, and it's not, it's more like
02:27:45
that much more fantasy than any other religion.
02:27:48
Is it, though, like, I can, I can, I can I'm like again, I can manipulate stuff.
02:27:54
I know firsthand that I can't manipulate a fucking thing.
02:27:56
I don't know firsthand that, that
02:27:58
there's not a greater power that can manipulate something.
02:28:01
I haven't seen any evidence of it until I do, manipulates things.
02:28:06
What if gravity is a consciousness?
02:28:08
They say the fucking plants have consciousness,
02:28:10
and there's a universal psyche, and I just can't get on board.
02:28:14
No one's pan anything. Okay?
02:28:18
You're paying everything.
02:28:21
What do you got, Brady?
02:28:23
Play the second interview with Sony.
02:28:27
I did great here.
02:28:28
Oh, was it good?
02:28:29
Did I masturbate you go to hell.
02:28:31
I played him back that,
02:28:34
I abandoned the chair every 15 minutes or so.
02:28:37
Our next guest is originally from vainglory.
02:28:41
Beer and hot TV says that, he and his mom don't see eye to eye on his love life.
02:28:45
And he claims that his job is costing several relationships.
02:28:49
Please welcome Robert fagot.
02:28:51
What do you say you.
02:28:57
Fagot is rather an odd name.
02:28:59
Yeah, you know it is. I me,
02:29:03
it's gotta be, like, special or something.
02:29:07
Eating. Correct.
02:29:09
Okay.
02:29:11
You know, I've been told here,
02:29:15
I don't know.
02:29:16
All I know is,
02:29:18
your name is you.
02:29:19
Leave a comment.
02:29:25
Whatever you say.
02:29:27
I just want people to.
02:29:30
Yeah.
02:29:30
And as we learn the lessons of the last couple of weeks, I don't as well
02:29:35
as well.
02:29:37
His face so well today is I'm signing an executive order,
02:29:41
making it illegal to call your friends fags and retards.
02:29:47
What is faith?
02:29:49
It is belief in the absence of evidence.
02:29:52
No, I don't propose to tell you what to believe.
02:29:55
But for me, believing when there's no compelling evidence is a mistake.
02:30:01
The idea is to withhold belief until there is compelling evidence.
02:30:06
And if the universe does not comply with our predispositions, okay,
02:30:11
then we have the wrenching obligation to accommodate
02:30:15
to the way the universe really is you.
02:30:17
I mean, but I mean, so you step for
02:30:20
may I suggest that if we did that,
02:30:22
we never would have came out of the cave past our own shadows.
02:30:26
You never would have came.
02:30:27
That wasn't a true story.
02:30:28
That was just the, analogy. Right.
02:30:30
Well, in that analogy, like,
02:30:32
my point being, is that if we waited till absolute proof
02:30:36
that there was not anything unsafe or whatever kept our brains
02:30:39
from going to the next evolutionary level,
02:30:45
I think every once in a while you have to take a leap of faith,
02:30:48
if you will, in evolution too.
02:30:50
You can't just wait, wait and wait.
02:30:52
What if I won't?
02:30:55
Then we may still be
02:30:56
stuck in a figurative cave.
02:31:00
I don't know where it's getting the snowball effect
02:31:02
we're going.
02:31:07
I deny all religion because I can't.
02:31:09
No no no no.
02:31:11
You see, I just experiencing the value of
02:31:14
of of speaking for higher experiences.
02:31:17
Let me say
02:31:19
religion deals with history,
02:31:23
with poetry, with great literature,
02:31:27
with ethics, with morals,
02:31:31
including the morality of,
02:31:33
treating compassionately the least fortunate among us.
02:31:37
Are you guys.
02:31:37
I'm gonna sleep over that.
02:31:39
I endorse wholeheartedly.
02:31:41
Who is this fagot? I'm just kidding.
02:31:43
Is in those cases, he's got a similar hairline.
02:31:46
Is Jerry to know something about science?
02:31:49
The science in the Bible.
02:31:50
We can talk about billions and billions of things.
02:31:53
We need the Babylonians during the Babylonian captivity
02:31:57
that bc millions
02:32:00
science on the planet, but millions and billions since then.
02:32:03
Billions and billions, thousand
02:32:04
trillions and millions, Reform Judaism, billions and billions.
02:32:08
Most of the mainstream Protestant doesn't
02:32:12
have no difficulty with superfluids
02:32:14
the idea that humans have evolved from other creatures
02:32:17
that, the Earth is 4.6 billion years old
02:32:21
with the Big Bang and sound like you said it like that, that the trouble bang
02:32:25
with people who are biblical literalists
02:32:28
who believe the Bible is dictated
02:32:33
by the creator of the universe to an unerring stenographer.
02:32:38
And so therefore then, and has no metaphor allegory.
02:32:41
And from there they make their political and economic choices,
02:32:44
so natural and scientific and scientific and scientific.
02:32:48
And that's part of your problem with that idea.
02:32:51
It is that because for the wrong reason, he referred to the Big Bang and all that.
02:32:55
Isn't that kind of, don't don't you have to believe in that?
02:32:58
There's not.
02:32:59
We just found proof or we found out that that's probably not true. We,
02:33:04
Yeah, we're not
02:33:05
the evidence suggested, but he said it just matter of fact, in one statement,
02:33:09
one sentence and roll right past, like 1978.
02:33:13
Yeah. No idea what you're talking about.
02:33:14
He's no idea. Who was that man, Carl Sagan?
02:33:18
I know I'm joking, but that was his human brain.
02:33:21
Thinking that everything must start and everything must end.
02:33:24
So therefore, it must have started with a big bang.
02:33:26
Like, their first question is, how did it start?
02:33:29
What if it didn't?
02:33:30
What if it always was just the way I believe?
02:33:33
I think everything always was. How is that?
02:33:35
How is that even possible?
02:33:37
That's that's the human way.
02:33:42
I mean, what do you mean?
02:33:42
How is that always.
02:33:43
How how is it possible for everything to always be.
02:33:47
Yeah.
02:33:47
Actually the net, you know, how you use the p squared,
02:33:52
which equates, matter and energy if, you take
02:33:56
take them both and add them up, it actually squares.
02:34:00
There is there is nothing.
02:34:02
The answer is there's still nothing there.
02:34:05
Nevertheless simulation like like so yeah.
02:34:07
That's like this place is like what is like we're no we're nowhere.
02:34:11
We're not like, that's even more kicking in the air.
02:34:13
So the question is it's always been there and it never started.
02:34:16
I mean, the the answer isn't it's always been there and it never
02:34:20
it never it started.
02:34:21
It's just that it's nothing.
02:34:23
It's never it never has been.
02:34:25
I've never seen a guy have a stroke right in front of you before.
02:34:28
Yeah. It's just, made. I think you have.
02:34:31
Well, a very, very heavy, heavy burden tonight.
02:34:37
Barry.
02:34:38
We had a very there's there's an but let's go ahead.
02:34:41
Terrorist chasing those to the bit they had the pet.
02:34:44
What I was trying to say
02:34:46
was you guys are talking about if it started or not at all.
02:34:50
And if it has always been there.
02:34:51
What I what you were saying after that was it never was.
02:34:56
It was all the way down.
02:34:58
I mean, nothing the end of it.
02:34:59
Very, very say.
02:35:04
At the end of it all, I mean, who's to say it ever will, ever was.
02:35:08
It all happens at exactly the same moment.
02:35:11
Time.
02:35:13
I think we did time already in this chair here.
02:35:18
Yeah. What's the topic next week?
02:35:20
Are you guys reality?
02:35:22
You sleeping over reality?
02:35:23
I thought you wanted to. Reality?
02:35:26
I work in the morning.
02:35:27
I work in the morning.
02:35:30
Care.
02:35:30
You don't. You work in the morning.
02:35:31
It doesn't matter.
02:35:33
I have a hearing in the morning.
02:35:36
What are you hearing?
02:35:38
I can hear the show in one ear.
02:35:41
I take my arm for hearing all the time.
02:35:42
Why are you yelling?
02:35:44
Why are you yelling?
02:35:46
Because you're Gary, right?
02:35:48
That's okay.
02:35:49
Come.
02:35:52
At me.
02:35:54
Yeah, I forgot about the.
02:35:56
When we go,
02:35:57
females must people second?
02:36:00
Hold on.
02:36:00
I know she's taken a stand and all, but even for a woman that drives sucked,
02:36:05
I know. Why did she just fake throw?
02:36:07
Like, has the worst drive in like when
02:36:10
at least when she held on to it, she didn't throw it at all.
02:36:13
Right. Let's. Thanks the I know that she didn't throw it out.
02:36:15
Oh, look at that. The shitty drive.
02:36:17
She just chucked it at the ground.
02:36:19
No, she swung, swung and missed.
02:36:23
Females must be protected like it was not there.
02:36:26
I was like, whoa, yeah, yeah.
02:36:33
We stomp on.
02:36:34
Don't say hate that when you're the one filming.
02:36:36
And you saw like, an asshole screaming and shit. I have a bunch of.
02:36:39
Because, you know, as dad, I'm always filming.
02:36:42
Yeah, you kind of.
02:36:43
You don't say anything when you're filming. No, but it's you.
02:36:45
If your kids graduating, you say, you know what?
02:36:47
People are going to watch us in the future and they're going to go do that.
02:36:49
Dad didn't give a shit.
02:36:50
He just quietly.
02:36:53
What do you suppose to cut?
02:36:53
Oh, there he is.
02:36:54
Oh, there's no I think I just about exactly what this guy just did.
02:36:58
Females must be protected laughing it was not there. I'm.
02:37:03
Whoa!
02:37:04
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's exactly what I did.
02:37:07
You did.
02:37:08
And everyone's like, well, yeah yeah yeah yeah.
02:37:14
Well, because, you know,
02:37:16
as everybody's being announced and walking across the stage there suddenly becomes,
02:37:19
as they say every time they say, please keep your applause to the end.
02:37:23
And every parent and every group of families
02:37:25
like, fuck you, we're going to
02:37:28
yes Cheering come.
02:37:30
Yeah.
02:37:34
Yeah yeah.
02:37:37
Crap I only have 20 more minutes
02:37:38
guys I have to the airport and pick my wife up.
02:37:41
Got a heart out.
02:37:42
You got a heart on you got a heart out of heart.
02:37:47
So, give me a little rest.
02:37:49
Your wife do not. The airport.
02:37:51
She's not there yet.
02:37:52
Give you the rest of the stuff?
02:37:54
Almost at the airport. What do you need?
02:37:56
What do you want?
02:37:57
I mean, I'm doing the best I can here for the.
02:38:00
I'm saying, bring the thing.
02:38:02
Yeah, I, I okay,
02:38:06
okay.
02:38:08
How about this one?
02:38:08
I have no idea what this one is.
02:38:10
All right.
02:38:13
We could talk about stuff.
02:38:16
The hell is this gonna be?
02:38:21
Okay, in his story, I'm not doing.
02:38:25
You don't even know nothing.
02:38:27
It's that golden touch.
02:38:29
Down to it. Up there.
02:38:32
I thought of dog, but then he went down there and caught a fish.
02:38:36
Motherfucker.
02:38:37
Get ready for it.
02:38:39
Get ready for it.
02:38:41
Yeah, this is it. Go,
02:38:44
go go go go.
02:38:49
Yeah, this is it.
02:38:50
No, I know, I know, I'm good.
02:38:56
But when you find out that
02:38:58
how they get the dog to do all this stuff is with peanut butter, it's not cool.
02:39:01
Oh, and a lot of people.
02:39:04
That dog did not know he was being watched.
02:39:06
Yeah, he's he was he was like, I was gonna go, it's gonna take a go.
02:39:14
Yeah.
02:39:14
It's a good dog.
02:39:15
Yeah.
02:39:16
This it's going to be a top another list.
02:39:21
Let's go for.
02:39:24
It. Correct.
02:39:25
No way.
02:39:28
Yo, yo,
02:39:30
this is it.
02:39:31
So I feel
02:39:35
I know I'm, I'm.
02:39:38
Yeah. This is
02:39:41
I love that.
02:39:42
That's cool.
02:39:43
I'm concerned.
02:39:46
No way.
02:39:47
That rubber band one was bullshit.
02:39:51
No. That's real.
02:39:53
It must be real.
02:39:55
Is there a topic for 100?
02:39:57
Yeah, yeah. Reality.
02:40:00
From divinity to real.
02:40:03
Oh, dude, I got this. Is. This is amazing.
02:40:06
So these statues are popping up all over California.
02:40:09
This gorgeous.
02:40:12
This was from 2016.
02:40:14
Oh, titties.
02:40:21
Oh, look at it.
02:40:22
That look at that.
02:40:25
Okay, so now they just put one up in, San Francisco this last week.
02:40:29
And this is what was going on over the weekend.
02:40:35
What was going on?
02:40:39
Oh. No.
02:40:43
In the. But.
02:40:45
Is that a woman or a man?
02:40:47
That's a woman.
02:40:48
Statue is in the.
02:40:51
But it looks a bit mannish.
02:40:54
No, I so yeah, the other was the one from 2016, so know
02:40:59
I think you bring up a perfectly good
02:41:01
social point draw to video games, statues.
02:41:05
Everything is suffering from the same feminist bullshit.
02:41:07
You can't have a sexy, curvy statue like that.
02:41:10
So this naked woman from behind.
02:41:14
I'm not sure if it's a woman or not.
02:41:16
You're. You're right. Exact same statue.
02:41:18
No, no, this is a totally different, same style new statue.
02:41:21
Back with the titties out.
02:41:22
And yeah, I can because I thought you were going to say,
02:41:24
oh, the San Francisco one
02:41:25
is going to be the exact same statue, but there's they've got a dick also,
02:41:29
brother, you're right.
02:41:30
You can tell a lot about a person by how what?
02:41:33
He needs his dog.
02:41:34
Hey, I we can't read that unless we put it up.
02:41:37
Okay.
02:41:38
The exact same time says I learned a lot this weekend that you can tell a lot
02:41:43
about a person by what they name their dog, and you are spot on.
02:41:48
I got my dog named Winston,
02:41:50
and I renamed him blue because Winston is a terrible dog name.
02:41:56
Well, blue is the
02:41:57
25th most common dog name in North America.
02:42:00
2024 what is the garbage cans have to do with the dog?
02:42:04
The garbage cans aren't blue.
02:42:08
No, there's a Winston garbage can.
02:42:10
Is there a dog or.
02:42:12
What are you talking about?
02:42:12
I know what you're talking about.
02:42:15
What the hell is this?
02:42:16
I learned this week in the. You can tell a lot about a person. What?
02:42:18
The name of the dog.
02:42:19
And then he said, for instance, I have a scumbag.
02:42:20
They always use their garbage cans after days after garbage day.
02:42:24
Is their dog called garbage cans.
02:42:27
So we'll get windy and tin cans.
02:42:29
Only with the dogs.
02:42:31
So. Hey, wait, I got it.
02:42:33
Oh, man. Unmuted.
02:42:36
I got a quick tidbit on that, so
02:42:38
I would take
02:42:39
I would go over my mom's house, who's very, not mobile.
02:42:42
She's old.
02:42:43
I take her garbage out every Monday.
02:42:44
And then finally the neighbor came in for like 2 or 3 months.
02:42:47
The garbage was blown everywhere, but we didn't know it
02:42:49
because I would take the garbage out.
02:42:51
Somebody else would clean it up, and then somebody else would roll her cannon.
02:42:55
But nobody said, we told us, you know what I mean?
02:42:58
So just maybe, just maybe go over to your neighbor
02:43:00
and say, hey, your garbage is blowing all over.
02:43:02
And then once he knows, then be a piece of shit about it.
02:43:05
Cuddles, too, is his dog's name.
02:43:06
I like hilarious, right?
02:43:09
So there was probably cuddles one, right?
02:43:12
Yeah, they they probably just call me. Also
02:43:16
cuddles as well.
02:43:19
No because they're cuddles as well.
02:43:20
Hyphen right.
02:43:21
That's a hug.
02:43:22
And and if he peed in one spot would he leave cuddles cuddles
02:43:28
only cuddles too because he said he purposely put the cigarets that hope.
02:43:34
So that's the statue from the front.
02:43:35
I just want to get past the statue.
02:43:37
See? It's how it's not very feminine,
02:43:40
but I love the fact that the person who made
02:43:42
the statue made the exit being the asshole right there.
02:43:45
Yeah.
02:43:47
Now we can talk about cuddles too.
02:43:49
I wonder if there's going to be a cuddles three.
02:43:52
Yeah, there.
02:43:53
You disgrace your previous dog by naming like you're just replacing it.
02:43:56
Yeah, that's that's exactly how I feel.
02:43:58
Yeah.
02:43:59
There will never be another plebs or is that what the problem is then?
02:44:03
Was that what he's indicating?
02:44:04
Like like not that they name their dog cuddles.
02:44:06
The fact that they need to know.
02:44:07
Well, yeah, I know, I think it was cut out twice.
02:44:11
That's the problem is
02:44:13
his dying just changing states?
02:44:15
No existence, no dying. Yes. Yes.
02:44:18
It changes your state of existence to one of nonexistence.
02:44:22
Wait.
02:44:22
You're saying there is an existence
02:44:26
and there is existence?
02:44:28
Draw.
02:44:29
Do you think these things going on?
02:44:33
How is their existence if there is no non, afterlife.
02:44:44
Hey, he actually said the dog's name is turtles to.
02:44:48
Oh, my God, you're laughing at me.
02:44:50
I know, I'm laughing at you.
02:44:52
Laughing.
02:44:54
I'm laughing toward you.
02:44:55
He was laughing at you.
02:45:00
My dog's name was cuddles, too.
02:45:03
Did you like.
02:45:04
What did you did you, like, sit there, go eat cuddles also?
02:45:08
Or then you got no, no cuddles too.
02:45:11
Like the. No, more like.
02:45:13
Because that's what I see.
02:45:14
You see I can cuddle is also I know two you could make it weighted and stuff
02:45:18
and I'll show you it is not
02:45:19
why dogs wag their tails because they're named ridicule asleep. No.
02:45:23
They're happy.
02:45:25
It's, really kind of.
02:45:27
It's a really happy motion.
02:45:29
There is a lot of emotion in that tail.
02:45:31
Yeah. Wagging tail doesn't lie.
02:45:35
Tail up, tail down, wagging tail.
02:45:37
A wagtail is right twice a day.
02:45:40
No, that's how that goes.
02:45:45
Like.
02:45:47
That's close
02:45:50
reality. Really?
02:45:51
You didn't like my explanation? Point? Idea?
02:45:54
I'm 80% better, but 99%.
02:45:58
You know what?
02:45:59
If you give me 99%, I'll take it.
02:46:02
That's great.
02:46:02
That's fine. That's work. That's all of it.
02:46:06
That's easy
02:46:07
and safely round up.
02:46:09
Salem goes, takes work with Salem.
02:46:14
I didn't Google it
02:46:15
and had to Google that and we used to have Salem parties.
02:46:19
You guys tell me you had a Salem party engaged.
02:46:22
Oh, what?
02:46:23
No, dude, everyone would take some kind of,
02:46:26
something that I learned yesterday from a but I've been in a basement,
02:46:30
and while everybody was listening to Gen X, you take Salem light sticks, you like,
02:46:34
maybe you rent a hotel room
02:46:37
and you start flinging them all over people.
02:46:40
You ever did that with your significant other, Sad.
02:46:46
We're going to a light
02:46:46
stick party right after a show tonight.
02:46:49
Yeah.
02:46:50
You got a light stick, So what kind of dog names do you like?
02:46:53
Ryan? Manly names.
02:46:54
Cuddles. Isn't you like spike? Butch.
02:46:58
Spike.
02:46:58
You rover.
02:47:04
What about people that dye their dogs colors?
02:47:07
Let's see.
02:47:08
They had blue hair and their dog was dyed blue.
02:47:10
A little poodle with a little blue can go fuck themselves.
02:47:12
Yeah, the liberal dog.
02:47:14
This new thing too.
02:47:14
I see people shaved cats.
02:47:16
So it looks like a lion or a poodle.
02:47:18
Just the paws. There are some hairless cats.
02:47:21
No, no, they they do like a.
02:47:23
Yeah, yeah, let's just.
02:47:25
The cat supposed to have hair.
02:47:26
You don't you don't do that.
02:47:29
Yeah. He's frozen. Or did he leave?
02:47:31
Oh, I, my wife landed early. Oh, crap.
02:47:34
I am. Yeah. He's frozen. Oh, that's all right.
02:47:38
She's probably still got checked baggage right here.
02:47:41
I mean, you're her baggage, so she's got to check that.
02:47:43
So as above, so below.
02:47:48
She's right.
02:47:50
Sorry.
02:47:51
Now, I fully understand.
02:47:53
Can tell you I'm from the car.
02:47:56
He's not smart enough to think that.
02:47:58
Oh, I know, right?
02:48:02
Oh, she got a world I told them I told them he's going to.
02:48:05
She's Shia. They always land early this time of the night.
02:48:08
He said, no, don't worry about it.
02:48:10
Said your.
02:48:11
Your dog's name was Pippen for Scottie Pippen.
02:48:14
Maybe, but from Lord of the rings.
02:48:16
But you know what? She's not going anywhere, man.
02:48:18
I don't speed or take longer.
02:48:26
Mr. Brady and Joshua Brady
02:48:28
and or Gary, as above and so below.
02:48:33
They call so close Brady.
02:48:35
And for sure, we're doing it our way.
02:48:38
We're gonna make it make our dreams come true.
02:48:41
Brady.
02:48:42
And your show it's Brady and Raw.
02:48:45
It's their show now Brady draw.
02:48:59
Let's get ready to
02:48:59
rumble Scottie Pippen pimpin Scottie Pippen. No.
02:49:04
Lord of the rings.
02:49:08
No. We get it.
02:49:15
You need to unmute something.
02:49:17
There's no there's no sound.
02:49:18
If there's supposed to be sound.
02:49:22
Oh. Speaking again, do you guys think I'm Gayford?
02:49:24
Big dude? Quietly, though. Thank.
02:49:27
Have fun.
02:49:28
Barely. Hear you sure you'll have sex tonight?
02:49:31
I can barely hear you.
02:49:33
And what's your point here, Gary?
02:49:36
My wife goes away for a week.
02:49:37
We have sex that night. Can you hear me?
02:49:38
But we can do the kid.
02:49:41
You're gonna have sex tonight, right?
02:49:42
I mean, my wife's away for a week, and we.
02:49:44
We have sex when she comes home like that.
02:49:46
I'm so tired. I don't.
02:49:49
It's always like I'm so tired of dirty.
02:49:50
I fly it for fucking four hours.
02:49:52
It doesn't matter. We're having sex on the way home.
02:49:55
No, they're definitely not having sex.
02:49:58
But she's definitely making love to him.
02:50:04
And not in a traditional sense.
02:50:07
Exactly. What I said happened, happened.
02:50:09
And he said no.
02:50:10
There in the pegging, Gary gets pegged by.
02:50:14
That's why he came here.
02:50:15
Because I'm, that's why he came in.
02:50:17
That's why he came. I'm gonna come.
02:50:19
I'm a good hour closer to the airport.
02:50:21
Donald Trump is coming.
02:50:23
See, he kind of blackmailed me that I.
02:50:26
He said, I'm going to come that way.
02:50:29
If he comes over here, he'll be closer to the airport and he could stay till 1:00.
02:50:33
And I said when their plane coming in and he said, 2:00.
02:50:36
And I said, there's no way
02:50:38
that it'll be on time.
02:50:39
It's going to be way earlier, way late, most likely way early, because
02:50:43
who the fuck flies on a Monday at 1:00 am, right.
02:50:46
You fly all the time.
02:50:47
What's the when's the busy time?
02:50:48
It's not 1:00 on a fucking Monday. Tuesday morning.
02:50:53
So I said you're usually pretty like early am.
02:50:56
I said some weird, like it's a spring break or a holiday.
02:51:00
So I'm going to ask you, I've flown where I've, I've flown in my entire life.
02:51:03
I can count on one hand.
02:51:04
You fly regularly all week or drive or travel all the time.
02:51:07
I assume you fly more than I do.
02:51:10
Are you usually early
02:51:13
when you're coming in at fucking two in the morning during the weekday?
02:51:17
What do you mean?
02:51:19
Is your flight usually
02:51:22
early?
02:51:25
You know, it really all depends.
02:51:27
I don't even know what constitutes them being able to get there earlier.
02:51:32
Is it just like an easier flight?
02:51:33
And so the plane went faster.
02:51:35
But then I don't know how are they then you get to the fucking airport.
02:51:38
I thought they just make you go a certain fucking speed, certain time
02:51:42
because they have a plot of time when you're supposed to get there.
02:51:44
So you can like, get your turn in. So I have no idea.
02:51:47
I think so too.
02:51:48
You can't go so early because so late.
02:51:50
Otherwise the timing will be off
02:51:51
and you have a bunch of planes arriving at the same time.
02:51:53
If your shit boards cleanly and there maybe there's
02:51:56
not a lot of people on the flight because it is one of those early mornings.
02:52:01
It may
02:52:01
just be able to leave early and be on its fucking way a bit sooner,
02:52:05
but that would only be maybe ten minutes, 15 minutes at most.
02:52:10
And that's like, that's still being generous with that amount
02:52:13
and then getting there flying, I don't know.
02:52:16
I've only got there early like by a few minutes.
02:52:20
Like it's only been so negligible, like the amount of time that we got there
02:52:25
early.
02:52:29
So yeah.
02:52:30
So not so very rarely do you come in early.
02:52:34
It's very rare.
02:52:35
And when you do, it's five minutes, ten minutes at most.
02:52:39
So, you know, on the other hand, I've probably picked up
02:52:41
people from the airport 20 times.
02:52:43
And it seems like if it's in the middle of the night, they're always early.
02:52:46
If it's in the middle of the day, they're always late.
02:52:49
So I think it's just because they allowed a certain amount of time
02:52:52
for boarding regardless if the plane is full or not.
02:52:55
And then whatever happens, happens.
02:52:57
And so those early morning flights tend to not have as many people on them.
02:53:01
And that's I just I don't know if I said this on the show or to somebody else,
02:53:04
but like my son used to complain, he's like, I was waiting for you, dad.
02:53:09
I'm like, yep, you're damn right you were.
02:53:12
Because if I'm coming to pick you up, I'm not waiting for you
02:53:16
right now.
02:53:17
That's how I am.
02:53:19
So like, I mean, I think as long as it's close
02:53:22
to, you know, I mean, obviously, you care for your wife.
02:53:24
You don't want her
02:53:24
sitting in an airport for two hours while you're, like, somewhere else. But
02:53:30
she's fine.
02:53:31
She wasn't in a plane. She can wait in an airport.
02:53:33
I'm like, you should leave at 1230.
02:53:35
An airport is kind of fun.
02:53:36
Not on the way home, though. It's fun on the way out.
02:53:39
If you get stuck on the way out, you can do stuff.
02:53:40
You're excited now you just want to get home now.
02:53:43
Yeah.
02:53:45
Imagine, too, that the reason he wasn't there was because of this.
02:53:49
In her words.
02:53:49
Like this damn podcast, she's going to be pissed.
02:53:52
Yeah, yeah.
02:53:54
She you remind her, Gary, because I'm sure you're listening in your car.
02:53:58
Remind her that the podcast you are getting there way earlier
02:54:02
than if you were sitting at home and got that phone call.
02:54:06
So you're welcome.
02:54:07
Bonnie, wait.
02:54:09
Do we say her name?
02:54:09
Yeah, we say we said her name before.
02:54:11
I don't know if we say her name or not.
02:54:14
Oh, well, don't say her name.
02:54:15
No, it's probably a bad idea to say her name. Amen.
02:54:19
He comes and slaps me.
02:54:20
Get you get my wife name out your mouth.
02:54:23
Wait. Yeah.
02:54:23
She was on the show.
02:54:24
All right. I don't feel bad.
02:54:28
A shout out to my wife.
02:54:29
That's great.
02:54:32
All right.
02:54:32
My playlist manager says I got these weird trailers that Gary sent, but I.
02:54:37
I have editorial say, right when he sends
02:54:40
a trailer of Dwayne The Rock Johnson in one punch.
02:54:44
Man, I don't have to play that.
02:54:45
Oh, my God, one for he loves one for no.
02:54:48
I'd rather save it for him because I'd rather make fun of him because
02:54:52
it's so bad.
02:54:53
It's so bad with one punch, man.
02:54:55
So that's a thing.
02:54:57
That's a thing.
02:54:57
I thought somebody just made that up.
02:54:58
It's.
02:54:59
No, it's some stupid thing.
02:55:02
It's like, interesting, but it shouldn't be anything more
02:55:05
than like something you just see on YouTube.
02:55:07
Like it.
02:55:08
It shouldn't be anything greater than just like, oh, yeah, did you ever see that?
02:55:12
And most people go now and then you just go, okay,
02:55:15
I watched it, waiting for something.
02:55:16
Loves it. Yeah, Gary, I've seen it.
02:55:18
It's it's long and drawn out and I can see the comedy in it.
02:55:22
But if there's, there needs to be more comedy.
02:55:24
There's too much.
02:55:25
All the clips I played today were all pretty much the Gary sent.
02:55:29
I did, I did have this.
02:55:31
This is a producer kind of a thing.
02:55:33
So here's two, YouTube videos.
02:55:35
One is, Blizzard is worse than you thought.
02:55:37
And then there's this guy called as Miguel Asmongold.
02:55:40
I don't know if you ever heard of him.
02:55:41
I haven't
02:55:42
Blizzard as a video game maker.
02:55:45
Okay, yeah.
02:55:45
Doesn't matter. Content's not important.
02:55:47
The point is, you know what that is?
02:55:49
The original.
02:55:50
The original view from Big Boss.
02:55:51
The content of him complaining about Blizzard got 737,000
02:55:56
views, Asmongold reacting with basically him in the corner
02:56:01
doing, in my opinion, contributing nothing.
02:56:04
I mean, not even as much as we do on the show.
02:56:06
So literally nothing
02:56:09
gets 1.2 million views.
02:56:13
Yeah, but how was his
02:56:15
like twice the length?
02:56:17
He has to be doing something in between there.
02:56:19
Oh yeah. I didn't even notice twice the length. Yeah.
02:56:21
I mean, he does stuff, but people are like addicted to react videos.
02:56:24
So here's my suggestion. After 101 we start reacting.
02:56:27
Oh he's doing is all he's doing was just stealing their content regardless.
02:56:30
Yeah. We should start reacting to our own videos.
02:56:35
Let's just start reacting to Blizzard videos.
02:56:37
What is this?
02:56:37
Let's react to the Blizzard.
02:56:39
Is the worse than you thought.
02:56:40
Yeah, it's just screenshot.
02:56:41
It's a screenshot. I didn't even it's not a video.
02:56:44
Well let's go to the video and react to it.
02:56:45
And then we can post the clips and we'll get a bunch of views. Right.
02:56:47
Because there's so much work
02:56:51
we could be reacting of the we can react to the blizzard.
02:56:55
They're worse than you thought I did.
02:56:56
You know.
02:56:58
And then,
02:57:00
I can't believe we didn't talk about this.
02:57:03
I love how he has these swords mounted on his wall.
02:57:06
Like there's something to be had.
02:57:10
Oh, there's a new one he put.
02:57:11
There's a new one of the Joker who did the Joker.
02:57:14
I forgot he didn't even mention who did the the Joker thing he had.
02:57:17
Yeah, I'm sure he did.
02:57:20
There's a new knife stuck between the other two knives.
02:57:22
I didn't see this behind Picard.
02:57:25
What's that poster?
02:57:27
I don't know.
02:57:30
Somebody.
02:57:30
He's holding a dark, light saber thing.
02:57:35
Oh. Oh, no.
02:57:39
Oh! Academics.
02:57:42
I need it.
02:57:46
It's muted.
02:57:47
It is.
02:57:49
The channel's muted.
02:57:50
I can see the little thing on the.
02:57:53
Not that
02:57:55
the screen audio
02:57:58
can't unmute your guest screen.
02:57:59
They're capturing audio
02:58:02
on the squares at the bottom there.
02:58:04
There's you can like mute unmute.
02:58:08
Now it's not
02:58:11
there's nothing showing.
02:58:13
Ridiculous I can I can I share the.
02:58:21
The StreamYard tab.
02:58:24
No I wouldn't do that.
02:58:28
But I guess wouldn't matter.
02:58:31
Clearly.
02:58:36
How about now over clip Brady.
02:58:39
Give me the thing Brady where's the clip?
02:58:42
It's true.
02:58:42
Related to that photo that I put up with my youngest okay.
02:58:47
But everything is like,
02:58:49
you know.
02:58:49
But you offended Jay-Z.
02:58:51
Fuck you.
02:58:54
Fuck him.
02:58:55
You know what I'm saying?
02:58:56
Put it like this. Well, let's take it off.
02:58:58
Let him say that.
02:58:59
How much money you think Jay-Z make off my catalog versus what I make of it?
02:59:03
Next subject.
02:59:06
Well, some people might feel like, well.
02:59:11
Like, even with the situation,
02:59:12
because I hear you speak about it a lot, that nobody really spoke on your behalf.
02:59:16
But even when you speak about Kim, people might be like, well,
02:59:18
you picked her like you.
02:59:20
You put yourself in that.
02:59:21
Absolutely I did, that was my fault.
02:59:23
Maybe they're saying that you don't take accountability.
02:59:25
Why is he wearing a black KKK?
02:59:28
I didn't want to have I didn't want to have children
02:59:30
with this person for the first two months of being with her.
02:59:35
But that wasn't God's plan.
02:59:37
But my issue with all these celebrity niggas is
02:59:42
if you ain't going to speak on my behalf of the situation I'm in right
02:59:45
now, when my children know where I was when I asked for The Help years ago.
02:59:49
Don't talk about my political views.
02:59:52
Pusha T like nigga I bled for you.
02:59:55
This nigga ask you about me.
02:59:56
Say we ain't speaking on you.
02:59:58
What did he say?
02:59:59
You what I'm saying? Because that's how y'all looking at me. Like a vick.
03:00:02
Because you a street nigga.
03:00:03
But it ain't that time no more.
03:00:05
I'm the lawyer of Carlito's Way I'm the boss.
03:00:07
You niggas is broke.
03:00:09
You niggas is not masterminds.
03:00:12
And you should never have ever gone.
03:00:14
I look at John Legend 06I ain't never do
03:00:19
nothing wrong to that nigga I changed generations of his life.
03:00:23
And they got all that big ass hot sweater nigga come up and just, this nigga
03:00:28
wear sweaters and motherfucking, August and Varvatos jacket.
03:00:34
What's wrong with weren't sweaters?
03:00:36
Yeah, he had a really nice sweater on today.
03:00:40
Well, these headphones make my ears disappear.
03:00:42
That's great.
03:00:47
Legend and Master Teddy.
03:00:49
So now they say you smell like mashed potatoes.
03:00:52
I don't know where I got to, so I used to be your guide, and.
03:00:54
And so.
03:00:55
Oh, I'll be right back.
03:00:57
I have to go find a new job. Jay.
03:00:59
The list.
03:01:01
Even Carter. Like, I feel like in sweaters.
03:01:04
Gary was wearing a sweater.
03:01:06
I know you say you want to hurt them, but you might overstep the line.
03:01:08
Where maybe at a point Jay's like that.
03:01:11
Like cultural appropriation.
03:01:12
Can't wear black people sweaters.
03:01:14
These are relationships that salvageable.
03:01:16
Why would I want to like I wish relationships with a lot of people.
03:01:19
Why would I want to salvage relationships?
03:01:21
Why would I have slaves and slave herders like everybody?
03:01:26
So that's why I'm saying the Jay-Z thing.
03:01:28
Turner's do they.
03:01:30
So this interview goes on for two hours.
03:01:32
We all are our our 20.
03:01:35
But the Jay-Z part, I wanted
03:01:37
to say in the sweater part, he goes on and I train them to be out of there.
03:01:41
Why do they want somebody with no hits like Kendrick to do the Super Bowl right?
03:01:47
I don't know why this is a theory.
03:01:49
I had the people that ran
03:01:52
that run the Super Bowl had to come to people
03:01:54
and run a music industry and be like, we already know, isn't it?
03:01:56
Doesn't.
03:01:57
Yeah. Doesn't what's his name doesn't.
03:02:00
Is it Jay-Z or.
03:02:01
No. It's,
03:02:04
the other rapper handles all the fucking Super Bowl.
03:02:06
Jay-Z.
03:02:08
I thought it was the other guy.
03:02:09
Well, you know, the other the other black whatever.
03:02:12
Whatever.
03:02:12
The guy, the other black rapper, Jay-Z,
03:02:16
let your niggas get out of hand.
03:02:19
Yeah.
03:02:19
Oh, my God, that kind. Yeah.
03:02:23
Let somebody take a knee. For what? Hi.
03:02:25
What is your order there?
03:02:27
See, that's the problem.
03:02:28
You let them last too long. Yeah.
03:02:30
Let's take the
03:02:33
nation, wait till whenever do it.
03:02:36
You know, I ain't got time, but he's great.
03:02:38
You know, we made my whole.
03:02:39
So that, cooking Super Bowl, you know, so Tom can get a certain training and shit.
03:02:43
But, like, you guys at the music industry, you know what?
03:02:47
You know, you gotta do?
03:02:48
Start getting smaller artist and put them on.
03:02:51
We're going to set you up.
03:02:52
We're going to take Rolling Loud.
03:02:53
I'm going to connect them with Live Nation.
03:02:56
And then we're going to get a bunch of small artists.
03:02:58
And then, you know, you'll be able to make your money off of that.
03:03:01
And then, you know, it would take party to make them.
03:03:04
We'll make.
03:03:05
But that's not a conspiracy theory.
03:03:06
Every artist in the world realizes that they're going to out
03:03:10
there need to produce.
03:03:12
Music is going to outlive their own ability to produce it.
03:03:15
So all acts start looking for younger acts. What?
03:03:18
What is he was implying with that?
03:03:21
It doesn't seem
03:03:23
right about scams I know about.
03:03:26
I don't work well. I was so white.
03:03:28
If I put him on fast speed, I cannot understand what he's saying.
03:03:32
A lot of take.
03:03:33
Don't worry about him.
03:03:34
You think that's all I with you?
03:03:36
If you look at it, it does seem like not controlled.
03:03:38
But you can see, you see, you don't think you see my eyes.
03:03:42
And of course, you want them control.
03:03:43
Because they've proven time and time again when when an artist becomes so popular
03:03:47
that they can't control them, they either ruin them with their, you know, their,
03:03:54
Their, What's that thing called?
03:03:56
You know, your image.
03:03:58
And if they can't ruin that, they'll actually ruin it completely
03:04:01
in their lives.
03:04:01
I've noticed, like, I think Michael Jackson was
03:04:05
killed because he was challenging Sony
03:04:09
allegedly spread the rumors about the.
03:04:11
Allegedly.
03:04:11
Yeah, yeah.
03:04:12
And then when that didn't work, when people were like, his music's too good.
03:04:15
If he's if he's diddling boys, you're so be it.
03:04:17
They pay those kids off.
03:04:20
Sony paid those kids off.
03:04:21
No, I don't I don't know I have no again allegedly.
03:04:25
It's just from my experience that these these stars go so big and bright,
03:04:29
you think they just every one of them follows the same path and burns out?
03:04:35
No, I think that that's the plan because then they're not they can't challenge the.
03:04:39
And a few of them have snuck through and they start like they start their own
03:04:45
uncontrollable, you know, label.
03:04:48
We got another kind of like ROC Nation.
03:04:51
Kanye trained hard to stay relevant.
03:04:53
Yeah, I never got his raps, but I'm not a good judge of that
03:04:56
because I don't know the difference between a good a bad rap.
03:04:58
He seems to be just talking about
03:05:01
whatever comes in his head.
03:05:04
Three, three, four albums are brilliant.
03:05:08
And then he had a whatever.
03:05:11
Maybe the next two were pretty good, but
03:05:13
all of his stuff is pretty good.
03:05:15
But he just I don't know, it depends on what you're into.
03:05:20
Okay, I'm on here.
03:05:21
Oh, no.
03:05:22
I had to blow my nose.
03:05:23
Did you want me to do it on camera? Fuck.
03:05:24
I can't make you happy.
03:05:27
Not that I want. You know what? It's weird.
03:05:29
I don't want to make you do that.
03:05:31
I just don't want to be rude.
03:05:33
Oh, yeah.
03:05:34
It's.
03:05:35
It's springtime.
03:05:38
People think I do cocaine just for my allergies.
03:05:42
It's mohair.
03:05:42
It's a mohair sweater.
03:05:48
Playlist manager.
03:05:49
It's more his bunch.
03:05:51
More videos. He's selling that.
03:05:52
Oh. Oh, salsa. Yes.
03:05:59
So I've never, ever actually
03:06:00
had difficulty opening a salsa jar.
03:06:03
But this guy does anything I learn.
03:06:05
Oh, okay, I learned something.
03:06:07
We're going to teach you to learn today.
03:06:09
Here's a squeeze in. It's a hard.
03:06:10
I almost had a hernia.
03:06:12
I could have done this.
03:06:14
I'm no way.
03:06:18
I'll be honest with you.
03:06:19
The other night, I had me open a jar of this salsa.
03:06:23
You just twist it. Yeah.
03:06:24
I had three hernias,
03:06:25
and I'll be honest with you, I don't even know what a hernia is.
03:06:28
I know it happens. Many don't
03:06:31
watch.
03:06:32
Maybe walk around with
03:06:33
you right now because they put these lids on, said they're going hard.
03:06:37
I can't bear to get it off.
03:06:38
I went, looked at one my though it was there, you know.
03:06:41
I'll put it right here where you know.
03:06:43
Yes. It does not work on these type of jars.
03:06:46
And then I seen that video that these jars have like a little more.
03:06:51
You see that?
03:06:53
You see that little mark right there.
03:06:55
Sure.
03:06:57
And that's where you're supposed
03:06:58
to put something underneath and release the pressure.
03:07:02
Both of these jars, I'm guessing all of them got that mark.
03:07:06
All in. Got it. Yep.
03:07:07
So that video and somebody said that you can also take it
03:07:10
and smack it on your hands, I don't, don't do that.
03:07:13
You're going to break the glass.
03:07:14
See if it works. We'll try it first.
03:07:16
We just take it and we beat it.
03:07:22
Did that work?
03:07:27
It really didn't make it much easier.
03:07:28
I think he was playing that up again.
03:07:29
But, you know, that video showed taking or that
03:07:32
Mark is grabbing your, can opener, and you can fit it
03:07:36
right underneath there and raise it up so.
03:07:43
Did you hear it?
03:07:44
I heard it, and it didn't even be in the lid.
03:07:47
Or is it that it didn't handle it?
03:07:49
So that that is way easier.
03:07:53
Probably back home when you do
03:07:56
pop a bag after that though.
03:08:01
It's a great question.
03:08:04
But yeah, I mean the the jar is actually designed to do that.
03:08:08
So I'm pretty sure it's sealed after.
03:08:12
I would hope so.
03:08:12
Otherwise you're going to get black salsa like ketchup turns black.
03:08:17
So for them it's a mechanism
03:08:19
for pussies who can't turn the lid.
03:08:24
They used to call a lid
03:08:25
amount of weed you would buy because you'd get a coffee lid.
03:08:28
And as much as it would fit on a coffee lid was $10.
03:08:33
Whoa.
03:08:36
I I'm still sharing a screen. Why?
03:08:39
It still says I'm sharing a screen.
03:08:42
All right, so what's the topic next week?
03:08:45
Infinity.
03:08:47
What is that?
03:08:47
No, reality.
03:08:50
Reality.
03:08:51
I thought my idea was just to make it simply exclamation point,
03:08:54
because it was our 100th show, and then we could actually rant about ourselves
03:08:58
and come clean.
03:08:59
Everything that we've fucked around with the last 100 shows.
03:09:02
I never come dirty. I don't know about you.
03:09:05
I've come dirty.
03:09:07
Gross.
03:09:08
Yeah, I'd much prefer showering.
03:09:11
Oh my, oh my. Come clean.
03:09:18
Okay.
03:09:19
The vanity.
03:09:21
It's good to hear the vanity.
03:09:28
Divinity.
03:09:31
Oh, I have one more.
03:09:33
I have one more chicken attack.
03:09:34
It's not.
03:09:35
There's no video.
03:09:39
And I think that's everything.
03:09:40
Miss the I and,
03:09:43
Divinity.
03:09:45
Divinity, Divinity.
03:09:49
Oh, weird.
03:09:50
There was a cock attack Ferndale.
03:09:54
But. Yeah.
03:09:57
State of being divine.
03:09:58
Being divine. A god or goddess? God.
03:10:01
Man shot in groin area in alley outside Ferndale nightclub.
03:10:05
Police say they were those guys involved.
03:10:12
I say that because it's Ferndale.
03:10:13
Oh. Fashionable Ferndale, right?
03:10:16
Right.
03:10:18
He was being attacked by rooster.
03:10:20
She got bombarded by chickens.
03:10:23
The roosters are a threat to the community.
03:10:26
She saw the chickens through the door, so she come out to chase them.
03:10:30
The rooster kept coming at them.
03:10:32
Police realized he was being attacked forward after a man was shot in the groin
03:10:37
area in the cock, if you will, outside of Ferndale nightclub.
03:10:42
Here's the part that concerns me.
03:10:43
The man was transported to an area hospital and is stable.
03:10:45
Police said he was shot by an unknown suspect who left the scene of the shooting
03:10:49
in an unknown vehicle home.
03:10:52
To repeat, an unknown suspect left the scene
03:10:55
in an unknown vehicle.
03:10:59
So if you have seen anyone
03:11:02
driving anything, please.
03:11:04
Yeah, contact the police for that.
03:11:06
After checking here, my dad said, hey man, the chicken attacked my dad.
03:11:10
They really are.
03:11:10
Police are asking the public to help identify the person responsible.
03:11:13
So once again, if you have seen an unknown suspect
03:11:17
driving an unknown vehicle.
03:11:20
No, actually, don't call because they'll probably blame
03:11:21
us for something allegedly.
03:11:24
The comments.
03:11:25
Yeah, this comment simply said Eleanor said ouch.
03:11:28
I like that comment
03:11:30
because you know, the man got shot in the groin.
03:11:33
It doesn't say why does it say why?
03:11:35
Our officers responded within seconds.
03:11:39
Yeah, there's really no
03:11:42
much more about that.
03:11:43
He was there was a man near the entrance and then he was shot once in the groin.
03:11:49
That's it.
03:11:49
Just kept charging at me.
03:11:51
This thing kept coming.
03:11:56
I got more, plenty more.
03:11:58
Of the, draw versus Gutterman.
03:12:03
But I think we should save that for next week.
03:12:08
You got anything else?
03:12:09
Maybe. No.
03:12:10
Things may develop
03:12:13
from here to then.
03:12:16
Oh, well, in that case, maybe some new developments.
03:12:18
We never know.
03:12:20
We should maybe play it.
03:12:25
We can save it for next week.
03:12:27
Yeah, we we could.
03:12:30
Yeah, let's do that.
03:12:36
Yeah.
03:12:37
Great show 99. That's crazy though.
03:12:40
Seriously, 100 shows like the best show ever.
03:12:46
Hey, that's my line.
03:12:49
Great show.
03:12:49
That's show over.
03:12:52
Do I usually play this at the end?
03:12:53
I don't even remember now.
03:12:58
Do I close this?
03:13:03
Dance the brain.
03:13:04
I think I have a plan for me.
03:13:06
And draw Geary as above and so below, because it's almost 3D control.
03:13:13
So where do we get our way?
03:13:16
We're going to make it make our dreams come true
03:13:19
and show you Brady and draw.
03:13:23
It's their show now, Brady.
03:13:25
Draw. Loser.
03:13:27
Loser. Count. Fucking cowboy one.
03:13:30
So you drink one beer.
03:13:31
You're not an alcoholic.
03:13:33
You make one song on SoundCloud.
03:13:35
You're not a rapper.
03:13:37
But I suck one.
03:13:51
Up the
03:13:53
number.
03:13:58
Of the.
03:14:42
Vocal.
03:14:47
Oh, no.
03:14:48
No no.
03:14:50
Oh, my.
03:14:56
Oh, no.
03:14:59
I love the.